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Overnight Open Thread (8-23-2016) [CBD]
mon·de·green
[ˈmändəɡrēn]
NOUN: a misunderstood or misinterpreted word or phrase resulting from a mishearing of the lyrics of a song.
- I like big butts in a can of limes.
- Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
- I'll never leave your pizza burning.
- I've got two chic's and a pair of dice, Won't you pack your ...
- I fought the lawn and the lawn won.
Can you explain why employers must be forced by the state to raise wages if raising wages inspires workers to exert so much more, and so much better, effort that the value to employers of the resulting decrease in employee turnover and increase in output covers the cost of the higher wages? And was Paul Krugman wrong to reason that “there is a fundamental flaw in the [efficiency-wage] argument: Surely the benefits of low turnover and high morale in your work force come not from paying a high wage, but from paying a high wage ‘compared with other companies’ – and that is precisely what mandating an increase in the minimum wage for all companies cannot accomplish”?
Harvard University's ill-conceived decision to blacklist students who join off-campus, single-sex social organizations continues to backfire, forcing administrators to make exceptions to the overbroad policyCan you guess where this is going? Care to take a stab at exactly who or what is going to get an exception?
The latest one would permit an off-campus women's club to remain female-only without violating the policy that supposedly punishes "gender-based discrimination." This strongly suggests that the real motivation behind the policy is not sex or gender discrimination at all -- it's that the Harvard administration simply doesn't like certain groups and is willing to be as deceptive as is necessary to try to eliminate them.I know...I know...you had no idea there was gambling going on in this establishment. Okay...this is geeky but interesting... Uncertainty Intervals and the Olympics
It is quite usual to see examples of the media getting notions of error and significance wrong. But yesterday I saw a story where someone actually dusted these tools off and explained why the Olympics don't time events to the millionths of a second, despite clocks that are supposedly that accurate:Don't like Twitter because censorship just cramps your style? Or maybe the aggressive leftist cant of your Facebook feed is getting more and more unpleasant? Well, here's a new social media company that claims its entrant in the crowded field of unbridled self expression and narcissism is free of political considerations. Gab may be that platform, except it's only in a closed beta right now, so you will have to wait patiently... EPA Watchdog Calls Out Biofuel Boondoggle Biofuels -- really just ethanol -- should be renamed Iowa votes first so let's buy their votes. Even granting expensive oil, it is a colossal waste of farmland and water for a return that is nothing short of a catastrophe. Now of course with cheap oil and American fracking it's even more ridiculous. It doesn't save fuel, it damages engines, it adds complexity to engine design, and it is so obviously a political payoff that I am shocked every day that America doesn't rise up and demand that we get to burn good old cheap gasoline instead of expensive vodka in our cars. And my personal pet peeve? Ethanol takes thousands of acres out of food production. People on the margin of the starvation graph will die. Not in this country, but somewhere, people are dying because of our ethanol policy.
Our biofuels policy was meant to boost our energy security while saving the environment, but it fails on both counts. It's a remarkable example of a policy finding a sour spot, and the only stakeholder that benefits from this farce is the U.S. corn industry.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: The Political Hat at August 23, 2016 10:00 PM (vBeA5)
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Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, bitter clinger, Moron in flyover TEXIT! at August 23, 2016 10:03 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: Beth M at August 23, 2016 10:03 PM (kiy9d)
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Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, bitter clinger, Moron in flyover TEXIT! at August 23, 2016 10:03 PM (xVgrA
Note to self,
Thursday night Midnight EST and miscellaneous photos of Hillary, Yoko, Lena & Molly Yard.
Thank you Linda, you are a dear and an inspiration
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 23, 2016 10:07 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Abby at August 23, 2016 10:07 PM (HBU7W)
Posted by: Beth M at August 23, 2016 10:07 PM (kiy9d)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2016 10:08 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Hillary! at August 23, 2016 10:08 PM (cOwly)
I do not know... but it had a heart of pure chrome...
and a voice, like a Horny Angel....
Posted by: Meatloaf at August 23, 2016 10:09 PM (qf6WZ)
Ill prepared for this plethora of topics, I was momentarialy confused as to who I was, who I might be, who I wanted to be, and so
not first.
Posted by: Sobriquet the Common at August 23, 2016 10:09 PM (3RZaI)
Posted by: no good deed at August 23, 2016 10:09 PM (9nt94)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at August 23, 2016 10:09 PM (vyqqu)
Posted by: Country Singer at August 23, 2016 10:09 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Jake at August 23, 2016 10:10 PM (HCJb7)
Posted by: Doug at August 23, 2016 10:10 PM (oFSUK)
Yep. Miculek is a wizard with a firearm.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at August 23, 2016 10:10 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Gibson at August 23, 2016 10:10 PM (cOwly)
Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, bitter clinger, Moron in flyover TEXIT! at August 23, 2016 10:03 PM (xVgrA
Note to self,
Thursday night Midnight EST and miscellaneous photos of Hillary, Yoko, Lena & Molly Yard.
Thank you Linda, you are a dear and an inspiration
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 23, 2016 10:07 PM (voOPb)
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NO!!! No, no no - her autocucumber clearly changed her words. She obviously meant to say that these are getting earlier and earlier and we are thrilled that we get them earlier because we get more of a chance to appreciate them. Obviously.
Posted by: bluebell at August 23, 2016 10:11 PM (805dc)
I've tried stepping away from politics, but you can't.
The left has intruded so, so deeply into what used to be outside of the realms of politics. I have to keep my mouth shut and pretend that a man in a dress is a woman, and that a couple of guys in an "open marriage" are...married. I have to pretend that espn isn't SJW crap and that all the value signalling of my peers and associates isn't preening shit. I have to pretend that Hillary Clinton isn't an abomination that will be the end of the country and that sexism and racism are the biggest challenges America face...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2016 10:11 PM (eMRWF)
I much prefer these early ONTs.
If a late ONT is desired, someone in the pacific time zone, or further west, should be recruited to manage the thing.
Posted by: Sobriquet the Common at August 23, 2016 10:11 PM (3RZaI)
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at August 23, 2016 10:12 PM (g25eo)
They carried him back to his castle,
and laid him on the green.
Due to it being an Irish song, the singer's Gaelic accent tends to make it sound like...
They carried him back to his castle,
and Lady Mondegreen.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at August 23, 2016 10:12 PM (0OG8D)
I mean we are morons but come on !
Posted by: Jake at August 23, 2016 10:12 PM (HCJb7)
On a side note, it seems the NYT got hacked which is good. You know, I used to hate hackers and to a certain extent I still do.
But if it wasn't for them we wouldn't know a damn thing that this regime is doing.
Posted by: Dick Cheneys' Cat at August 23, 2016 10:12 PM (u3li/)
Check the Yahoo group for details.
Wish I could go, but it's a bit of a drive from Colorado.
Posted by: Emmie at August 23, 2016 10:13 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: bluebell at August 23, 2016 10:13 PM (805dc)
Posted by: eleven at August 23, 2016 10:13 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Picric at August 23, 2016 10:14 PM (s0VSd)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at August 23, 2016 10:10 PM (0mRoj)
And he seems like a thoroughly nice guy too.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 23, 2016 10:14 PM (eCH5Y)
Land of the pills inside...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2016 10:15 PM (oFSUK)
'scuse me let me kiss this guy - misheard Jimi Hendrix.
be cool to your school, on the request line, a very snooty cool girl.
Posted by: Sobriquet the Common at August 23, 2016 10:15 PM (3RZaI)
Posted by: Jake at August 23, 2016 10:15 PM (HCJb7)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 23, 2016 10:16 PM (VdICR)
Loose wheel.
Posted by: freaked at August 23, 2016 10:17 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at August 23, 2016 10:17 PM (0mRoj)
NO!!! No, no no - her autocucumber clearly changed her words. She obviously meant to say that these are getting earlier and earlier and we are thrilled that we get them earlier because we get more of a chance to appreciate them. Obviously.
Posted by: bluebell at August 23, 2016 10:11 PM (805dc)
The Horde OWES you big time, collect slowly
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 23, 2016 10:17 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 23, 2016 10:17 PM (eCH5Y)
Posted by: Infidel at August 23, 2016 10:17 PM (oFysi)
Posted by: Jake at August 23, 2016 10:17 PM (HCJb7)
Posted by: Van Halen at August 23, 2016 10:17 PM (cOwly)
I learned about that from Rachel Lucas' blog. I think it might be her blog that brought me here, and now like IowaHawk and so many other great bloggers she rarely-to-never posts.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 23, 2016 10:18 PM (GDulk)
And on that note good evening Hoarde.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 23, 2016 10:18 PM (+lv+r)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at August 23, 2016 10:10 PM (0mRoj)
And he seems like a thoroughly nice guy too.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 23, 2016 10:14 PM (eCH5Y)
He really does. He comes across as friendly and down to earth as can be. He'd likely be a great guy to spend an afternoon at the range with and have a few beers after. Probably teach ya a thing or two along the way as well.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at August 23, 2016 10:18 PM (0mRoj)
and it is tuesday
Posted by: Jake at August 23, 2016 10:17 PM (HCJb7)
Who is Bella Thorn, and why should I care?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at August 23, 2016 10:19 PM (0mRoj)
Heh. That's been the case with me lately. July wasn't a bad month at all, but August has been brutal. I skipped mowing the lawn for three weeks in a row because I didn't want to set foot outdoors at all, much less do any work out there. When the weeds start growing taller than the grass, you know things are getting out of hand.
On Sunday evening a storm came through and cooled things down somewhat. On Monday I looked at the five-day forecast and saw that I would have two or three days of decent weather, then it would be back up to 90 by Friday. I don't like to do yard work after working all day, but it was now or never. So I finally mowed the lawn last night. It was getting dark by the time I finished.
Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2016 10:19 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at August 23, 2016 10:19 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at August 23, 2016 10:19 PM (JZJFW)
Posted by: FireHorse at August 23, 2016 10:19 PM (EUDLj)
Posted by: eleven at August 23, 2016 10:19 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: FireHorse at August 23, 2016 10:20 PM (EUDLj)
1. your welfare benefits are too good.
2. you are being invaded
3. you have a big fucking problem
Posted by: Jake at August 23, 2016 10:21 PM (HCJb7)
Posted by: Country Singer at August 23, 2016 10:21 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 23, 2016 10:21 PM (kTZOh)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at August 23, 2016 10:19 PM (0mRoj)
She's an 18-year-old redhead with no daddy due to a motorcycle accident. That's why us guys care.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 23, 2016 10:21 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: eleven at August 23, 2016 10:19 PM (qUNWi)
Depends on whose hoohah.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at August 23, 2016 10:21 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: jc at August 23, 2016 10:21 PM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: Sulu at August 23, 2016 10:21 PM (eMRWF)
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid
Banana Hammock will be along shortly. No need to summon him.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 23, 2016 10:23 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 23, 2016 10:17 PM (eCH5Y)
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Did you ever read any of Mark Steyn's stuff on Sinatra? Last year he posted pieces twice a week about Sinatra's top 100 songs (in his opinion) in honor of the 100th anniversary of Sinatra's birth. It was a fascinating series. I read every one.
And last September we saw Frank Sinatra Jr. during his tour commemorating his father's centennial. It was a really good show. And not too many months later he died. Such a shame.
(I assure you I had nothing to do with it.)
Posted by: bluebell at August 23, 2016 10:23 PM (805dc)
Posted by: chris not rock at August 23, 2016 10:23 PM (WO0/g)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/768134418603077632
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/768134608286261251
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/768134774296834048
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/768134917704351744
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/768135053381603328
Posted by: kbdabear at August 23, 2016 10:23 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 23, 2016 10:23 PM (V3IFq)
Banana Hammock. Heh. Reminds me of The Todd from Scrubs.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at August 23, 2016 10:23 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: The Clash at August 23, 2016 10:24 PM (cOwly)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at August 23, 2016 10:24 PM (0mRoj)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/768135185707757568
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/768135349675655168
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/768135505238167552
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/768135653997547520
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/768135776219652097
Posted by: kbdabear at August 23, 2016 10:25 PM (GrXXa)
Pretty well. Son is working for Kroger and after 4 months they're, sort of, promoting him. He'll be doing the custodial work there, but it's twice as many hours and a $2/hour raise which is a big deal for a 16 year-old.
The guy they'd planned on training just disappeared after being hired so they asked Son if he'd like the job and said he was the first of their current employees they thought of.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 23, 2016 10:25 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: no good deed at August 23, 2016 10:25 PM (9nt94)
Posted by: @votermom at August 23, 2016 10:25 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: @votermom at August 23, 2016 10:25 PM (Om16U)
You have a dirty mind and filthy mouth. Tsk tsk!
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at August 23, 2016 10:26 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: kalneva at August 23, 2016 10:26 PM (vhW1R)
Sorry, so busy bragging about Son that I forgot to ask how you are doing as well. I apologize.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 23, 2016 10:26 PM (GDulk)
Ooh, my little pretty one, my brown-eyed one
When you gonna give me some love, Winona
Ooh, you make my motor run, my motor run
Take your top off from above, Winona
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a crazy world
I always get it up, for the touch of my short-haired girl
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my Winona
Come a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh?
Close enough to look in my eyes, Winona
Your address is a mystery, it gets to me
These handcuffs are not my size, Winona
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a Snorky honk
I always get it up, for the touch of your badonkadonk
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my Winona
M-m-m-my Winona
When you gonna give to me, a gift to me
Is it just a matter of time, Winona?
Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny
Or is it just a game in my mind, Winona?
Never gonna stop, give it up, flush it down the tubes
I always get it up, for the touch of your fantastic boobs
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my Winona
M-m-m-my Winona
M-m-m-my Winona
M-m-m-my Winona
Ooooooo-ohhh, my Winona
Ooooooo-ohhh, my Winona
Ooooooo-ohhh, my Winona
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 23, 2016 10:27 PM (+b2T3)
Using Krugman to beat the snot out of Jason Furman, Chairman of the Council of Economic Advisors...a minimum wage cheerleader:
Jason Furmanis the current Chairman of the Council of Economic Advisers was confirmed by the Senate on August 1, 2013 by voice vote.
You're welcome.
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Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 23, 2016 10:27 PM (kdS6q)
Hillary pickled herself.
Posted by: 10 o'clock in the morning martinis at August 23, 2016 10:27 PM (JZJFW)
1. your welfare benefits are too good.
2. you are being invaded
3. you have a big fucking problem
Posted by: Jake at August 23, 2016 10:21 PM (HCJb7
4. Your bad food will be replaced by badder food
(that ought to set off the grammar police)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 23, 2016 10:28 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at August 23, 2016 10:28 PM (0mRoj)
Fun Fact
At Harvard University Jason Furmanis was roommates with actor Matt Damon.
And as such, has seen his pinkle. One more than one occasion.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 23, 2016 10:28 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at August 23, 2016 10:26 PM (0mRoj)
The funny thing is I mishear it on the radio and get shocked at the language.
Posted by: @votermom at August 23, 2016 10:29 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Barry Obama at August 23, 2016 10:29 PM (cmE8J)
***
I think a strong case can be made that the west lost the war on terror.
It was a conditional surrender...for now...but things are about as good for Islamism as could have been hoped for in 2001...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2016 10:29 PM (eMRWF)
Posted by: kalneva at August 23, 2016 10:29 PM (vhW1R)
Posted by: @votermom at August 23, 2016 10:29 PM (Om16U)
You crack me up.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at August 23, 2016 10:29 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, bitter clinger, Moron in flyover TEXIT! at August 23, 2016 10:03 PM (xVgrA)
The days are getting shorter, so it's seasonal I guess.
Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2016 10:29 PM (sdi6R)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKiaAt_dHYM
The people came and listened
Some of them came and played
Others gave flowers away, yes they did
Down in Monterey
Down in Monterey
Young Gods smiled upon the crowd
Their music being born of love
Children danced night and day
Religion was being born
Down in Monterey
The birds and the airplane did fly
Oh, Ravi Shankars music made me cry
The Who exploded into fire and light
Hugh Masakela's music was black as night
The Grateful Dead blew everybodies mind
Jimi Hendrix baby,believe me, set the world on fire, yeah
His Majesty, Prince Jones, smiled as he moved among the crowd
Ten thousand electric guitars were grooving real loud, yeah
You want to find the truth in life
Don't pass music by
and you know I would not lie, no I would not lie,
No, I would not lie
Down in Monterey
Three days of understanding of moving with one another
Even the cops grooved with us
Do you believe me, yeah?
Down in Monterey
I think that maybe I'm dreaming
Monterey
Down in monterey
Did you hear what I said?
Posted by: Locke Common at August 23, 2016 10:30 PM (I6Am+)
I'll stir the pot with the following proposition: Gibsons are better looking guitars, but don't play as well as Stratocasters.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at August 23, 2016 10:28 PM (0mRoj)
now you've done it
Posted by: ginger maryanne longbow crossbow mayo miracle whip at August 23, 2016 10:30 PM (cOwly)
What the Beatles sang: "I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide."
What Bob Dylan thought they sang: "I get high, I get high, I get high."
That mondegreen is why Bob Dylan offered the Beatles pot the first time they met, but the Beatles had no idea what it was. They learned quickly.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at August 23, 2016 10:30 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: @votermom at August 23, 2016 10:25 PM (Om16U)
You have a dirty mind and filthy mouth. Tsk tsk!
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at August 23, 2016 10:26 PM (0mRoj)
Hickory dickory dock
Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at August 23, 2016 10:31 PM (kTZOh)
Posted by: CMU VET at August 23, 2016 10:31 PM (C+wjz)
A timeline of hacks...who the hackers were, what did they break and when.
Posted by: Dick Cheneys' Cat at August 23, 2016 10:31 PM (u3li/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 23, 2016 10:17 PM (voOPb)
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Phew.
Posted by: bluebell at August 23, 2016 10:31 PM (805dc)
Posted by: kalneva
________
Maybe that's why Catholics stop right before then.
Posted by: FireHorse at August 23, 2016 10:31 PM (EUDLj)
Posted by: Jake at August 23, 2016 10:31 PM (HCJb7)
Barry Obama
for some reason I read that as Barry Oldman
and immediately flash to a mental image of Obama, old wrinkles with gray hair, inna wheelchair, yelling at the TV in the old folks home. Bankrupt, busted, used up, frail and unhappy because the world didn't turn out the way he wanted.
We should be so lucky.
Posted by: Sobriquet the Common at August 23, 2016 10:32 PM (3RZaI)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 23, 2016 10:03 PM (LdMbv)
Well, I actually wasn't planning on drinking tonight, but since life sucks and I'm off work tomorr-
ooooh, you were talking about the ONT.
Posted by: lowtech redneck at August 23, 2016 10:33 PM (egK2C)
What the Beatles sang: "I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide."
What Bob Dylan thought they sang: "I get high, I get high, I get high."
That mondegreen is why Bob Dylan offered the Beatles pot the first time they met, but the Beatles had no idea what it was. They learned quickly.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at August 23, 2016 10:30 PM (nvMvs)
Fuck PokemonGo, I'm chasing dragons!!!!!
Posted by: George Harrison at August 23, 2016 10:33 PM (kTZOh)
Perchance, do you need research assistants?
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 23, 2016 10:34 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: ginger maryanne longbow crossbow mayo miracle whip at August 23, 2016 10:30 PM (cOwly)
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he sure did
Posted by: ketchup mustard beans no beans sandwich not a sandwich at August 23, 2016 10:34 PM (805dc)
Posted by: AlGore at August 23, 2016 10:34 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 23, 2016 10:34 PM (V3IFq)
Gotta save plenty of room for that heapin' helpin' of humble pie I'd find on my plate.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 23, 2016 10:34 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 23, 2016 10:27 PM (+b2T3)
Well if you ever plan to motor west
Just take my way it's the highway that's the best
Get your kicks on Route 66
Well it winds from Chicago to L.A.
More than 2000 miles all the way
Get your kicks on Route 66
Well it goes from St Louis, down to Missouri
Oklahoma city looks oh so pretty
You'll see Amarillo and Gallup, New Mexico
Flagstaff, Arizona don't forget Winona
Kingman, Barstow, San Bernadino
Would you get hip to this kindly trip
And take that California trip
Get your kicks on Route 66
It goes from St. Louis, down to Missouri
Oklahoma city looks oh so pretty
You'll see Amarillo and Gallup, New Mexico
Flagstaff, Arizona don't forget Winona
Kingman, Barstow, San Bernadino
Would you get hip to this kindly tip
Take that California trip
Get your kicks on Route 66
Get your kicks on Route 66
Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2016 10:34 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: kalneva
________
Maybe that's why Catholics stop right before then.
Posted by: FireHorse at August 23, 2016 10:31 PM (EUDLj)
And people wonder why some Christians think dinosaurs were around when Adam and Eve were alive.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac in the OBX at August 23, 2016 10:35 PM (kTZOh)
Posted by: AlGore at August 23, 2016 10:35 PM (Tyii7)
I remembered all the time I'd spent pulling weeds in my parents' yard as a teenager, as punishment for my various youthful indiscretions, and I told my friends, "I'll take care of this."
I grabbed their shiny new weed-puller and got to work. I pulled up hundreds of weeds over the course of several hours.
By the time I was done, my right hand had swollen to look like one of those surgical gloves Howie Mandel used to pull down over his face and inflate by exhaling through his nose.
And their lawn ended up looking like Christian Bale's hair in the movie American Hustle.
But the HOA rescinded its warning about the weeds. This time, the lawn did not win.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at August 23, 2016 10:35 PM (0OG8D)
MisHum,
I sent you an email.
Now that school is back in I'm not able to stay up as late so these early ONT's are gggrrrreeeeeaaatttttt!!!!
Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, bitter clinger, Moron in flyover TEXIT! at August 23, 2016 10:36 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: @votermom at August 23, 2016 10:29 PM (Om16U)<<<
Years ago, on a radio show (it may have been Howard Stern) they were doing a bit about misheard lyrics. One of the songs they covered was AC/DC's Highway to Hell.
Now, any time they play that song, I can't help but hear those messed up words...
Livin' easy,Livin' free,She's a "n-word" on a one way ride...
Seriously... like they would have ever freakin' sang that?! **shakes head**
Posted by: stoopid earworm at August 23, 2016 10:36 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Dire Straights at August 23, 2016 10:36 PM (cOwly)
I would say - promising, but not outright funny yet.
Posted by: @votermom at August 23, 2016 10:37 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 23, 2016 10:37 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Hope's Rolo at August 23, 2016 10:37 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Tonestaple at August 23, 2016 10:37 PM (VsZJP)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at August 23, 2016 10:37 PM (0OG8D)
:::accepts Nat King Cole as prophet, plays records backwards:::
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 23, 2016 10:37 PM (+b2T3)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 23, 2016 10:38 PM (fsFHj)
old wrinkles with gray hair, inna wheelchair, yelling at the TV in the
old folks home. Bankrupt, busted, used up, frail and unhappy because the
world didn't turn out the way he wanted.
We should be so lucky.
Posted by: Sobriquet the Common at August 23, 2016 10:32 PM (3RZaI)
I caused the oceans to recede you whippersnapper! And in my day we had to fly everywhere in Air Force One, and astroglide wasn't tax deductible!
Posted by: Barry Obama at August 23, 2016 10:38 PM (cmE8J)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 23, 2016 10:38 PM (LdMbv)
Brenda Lee singing "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree"
"Later we'll have some fuckin' pie"
Posted by: Country Singer at August 23, 2016 10:38 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: cthulhu at August 23, 2016 10:38 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: CMU VET at August 23, 2016 10:31 PM (C+wjz)
Some pickle jar information
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj7FhR5w9Vo
H/T https://twitter.com/Napoleonlegal
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 23, 2016 10:39 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: CMU VET at August 23, 2016 10:31 PM (C+wjz)<<<
If the jar didn't pop, her support must drop!
Posted by: zombie Johnnie Cochran at August 23, 2016 10:39 PM (H9MG5)
(I assure you I had nothing to do with it.)
Posted by: bluebell at August 23, 2016 10:23 PM (805dc)
****
I saw the original Frank at Chastain Park in Atlanta in 1992. It was actually kinda sad. He had to use a teleprompter for all of his music, as he had forgotten the lyrics.
Good, not great, voice at that time. I left feeling sorry for him.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 23, 2016 10:39 PM (YLidQ)
Carry a Laser Through the Darkness of the Night
-Mr. Mister
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 23, 2016 10:39 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: spypeach at August 23, 2016 10:39 PM (nyYhO)
catapult/trebuchet
longbow/crossbow
mayo/miracle whip
mayo on a burger/ not
bbbq sause/not
chilli w-beans/not
hardwoods/carpet
chevy/ford/dodge trucks
ketsup on hot dog/not
potato/potatoe
ok what did I miss??
Posted by: Jake at August 23, 2016 10:39 PM (HCJb7)
Posted by: no good deed at August 23, 2016 10:25 PM (9nt94)
TX campus carry is only legal for CHL holders yes, and the guns have to be concealed on campus, so the dildos should be concealed too.
Just from an esthetic standpoint, I would much rather see a nice Sig (for example) on someone's hip than a giant purple dildo, but that's just me.
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at August 23, 2016 10:40 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 23, 2016 10:40 PM (V3IFq)
Posted by: no good deed at August 23, 2016 10:25 PM (9nt94)
Pretty sure requiring your concealed carry license to open carry is applicable to all of Texas.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 23, 2016 10:40 PM (heN73)
"We Gone Tear That Light Up."
I'll hang out for a bit...
Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 23, 2016 10:40 PM (z8MyO)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 23, 2016 10:41 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Kim-servative at August 23, 2016 10:42 PM (UXsyZ)
-Posted by: Jake at August 23, 2016 10:39 PM (HCJb7)
If you are in Central Italy now, you couldn't have missed this.
http://tinyurl.com/zf9wvld
btw, wasn't there some scientists there that got indicted or jailed for "failing" to predict the last major earthquake there a few years back?
Posted by: Thrawn at August 23, 2016 10:42 PM (cC/ZB)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at August 23, 2016 10:42 PM (0OG8D)
I never knew any of the lyrics to the Doobie Brothers until I grew up, it was just oos and ees.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 23, 2016 10:43 PM (+b2T3)
Gibson - Stratocaster
Doesn't seem to be making much of an impact.
Lack of experts, apparently.
Posted by: Sobriquet the Common at August 23, 2016 10:43 PM (3RZaI)
Posted by: Manfred Mann at August 23, 2016 10:43 PM (cOwly)
rather see a nice Sig (for example) on someone's hip than a giant purple
dildo, but that's just me.
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at August 23, 2016 10:40 PM (ozZau)
http://tinyurl.com/jl6wmfo
Posted by: Country Singer at August 23, 2016 10:43 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: kalneva at August 23, 2016 10:29 PM (vhW1R)
When one of my little sisters was around 6 or 7 she thought the line "torn between two lovers" was "born between two mothers."
Needless to say, she was quite confused by that.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 23, 2016 10:43 PM (heN73)
*singing*
Lep-ro-seeeeeeeee....
All my skin is falling off of meeee....
I'm not half the man I used to beeeee....
Oh how did I get... Lep-ro-seeee....
Posted by: Darth Randall at August 23, 2016 10:44 PM (v3DL/)
one dead, one woulded
Posted by: Jake at August 23, 2016 10:44 PM (HCJb7)
Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, bitter clinger, Moron in flyover TEXIT! at August 23, 2016 10:36 PM (xVgrA)
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Nice recovery.
Posted by: bluebell at August 23, 2016 10:44 PM (805dc)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 23, 2016 10:45 PM (LdMbv)
"scuse me while I kiss this guy"
and
"there's a bathroom on the right"
Prolly so common that nobody bothered.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 23, 2016 10:45 PM (z8MyO)
Posted by: Sobriquet the Common at August 23, 2016 10:45 PM (3RZaI)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 23, 2016 10:38 PM (LdMbv)
Brain-dead assholes.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2016 10:45 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Foghat at August 23, 2016 10:46 PM (cOwly)
Posted by: irongrampa at August 23, 2016 10:46 PM (X35Yt)
Posted by: Jake at August 23, 2016 10:46 PM (HCJb7)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 23, 2016 10:46 PM (z8MyO)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 23, 2016 10:47 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, bitter clinger, Moron in flyover TEXIT! at August 23, 2016 10:47 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: Tonestaple at August 23, 2016 10:47 PM (VsZJP)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at August 23, 2016 10:47 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: irongrampa at August 23, 2016 10:46 PM (X35Yt)
And he won't have to run, either:
https://youtu.be/5eHTsaCo03Q
Posted by: Country Singer at August 23, 2016 10:47 PM (GUBah)
one dead, one woulded
Posted by: Jake at August 23, 2016 10:44 PM (HCJb7)
Very interesting that the "alphabet snackbar" phrase seems to occur a lot in the vicinity of random violence, I wonder if it could be correlated with anything?
Nah, that's just crazy talk!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 23, 2016 10:49 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 23, 2016 10:49 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, bitter clinger, Moron in flyover TEXIT! at August 23, 2016 10:49 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: Country Boy at August 23, 2016 10:49 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 23, 2016 10:46 PM (z8MyO)
All that clitoris is gold...
Posted by: WTF Do I Know at August 23, 2016 10:49 PM (cmE8J)
Posted by: Jake at August 23, 2016 10:50 PM (HCJb7)
Is that a sexual double entendre? If yes, then pictures or it didn't happen.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 23, 2016 10:50 PM (LdMbv)
She stole my heart and,
then she stole some clothes!
It's those Hooooorowitz women,
that give me, give me, give me,
the Horowitz blues!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at August 23, 2016 10:51 PM (0OG8D)
Took a dip in the lady pond, did she?
So she's, like, so much more relevant now, like Demi Lovato, Kesha, Cameron Diaz, Angelina Jolie, Drew Barrymore, etc.?
How brave and inspiring...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 23, 2016 10:51 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at August 23, 2016 10:51 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 23, 2016 10:52 PM (uAvJJ)
I'm sure I mentioned this before but my nail girl and I were talking a few years ago and I asked her if she felt the earthquake. She asked me why "they planned the earthquake today". I asked her who what? She really thought someone planned earthquakes.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 23, 2016 10:52 PM (fsFHj)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 23, 2016 10:49 PM (6gk0M
Thank you Slap.
Just attempting to keep Ace's place a happening one.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 23, 2016 10:52 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: irongrampa at August 23, 2016 10:46 PM (X35Yt)
Can you imagine the video from some dumb mook trying to rob Miculek at an ATM machine?
Talk about a catastrophic failure in the victim selection process!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 23, 2016 10:52 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Country Boy at August 23, 2016 10:52 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at August 23, 2016 10:54 PM (0OG8D)
God I hate Law and Order SVU they make religious people look like fucking psychos.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at August 23, 2016 10:51 PM (R5HRU)
Well, Christians anyway.
Posted by: Dick Wolf at August 23, 2016 10:54 PM (cmE8J)
I'll stir the pot with the following proposition: Gibsons are better looking guitars, but don't play as well as Stratocasters.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at August 23, 2016 10:28 PM (0mRoj)
Gibson necks are typically wider and flatter, while Fender necks tend to be narrower and more arched. This makes them best at different things -- on a Gibson, the strings are farther apart, so it's easier to precisely hit the string you're looking for; on a Fender, it's easier to reach all the strings without having six-inch fingers.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 23, 2016 10:54 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: no good deed at August 23, 2016 10:54 PM (9nt94)
Posted by: Weasel at August 23, 2016 10:54 PM (cl7ld)
Posted by: Hope's Rolo at August 23, 2016 10:37 PM (
And the Vajay of chicken gizzards.
Posted by: The Death Rattle of Western Civilization at August 23, 2016 10:54 PM (CV0nS)
I don't even want to think about it but my guess is bad nursing home smell.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 23, 2016 10:55 PM (fsFHj)
Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, bitter clinger, Moron in flyover TEXIT! at August 23, 2016 10:56 PM (xVgrA)
No wonder I've always been so strongly attracted to her! I'm of Cherokee and Jewish ancestry, myself.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at August 23, 2016 10:57 PM (0OG8D)
I made sure she wasn't registered to vote. Yes she really thought someone makes earthquakes happen. Scheduled them.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 23, 2016 10:57 PM (fsFHj)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 23, 2016 10:58 PM (18h+i)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 23, 2016 10:58 PM (VdICR)
I got owls puking in my bed.....
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at August 23, 2016 10:58 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Weasel
________
I used to like Susan Rook.
Posted by: FireHorse at August 23, 2016 10:58 PM (EUDLj)
I thought drudge would have it but no
Posted by: Jake at August 23, 2016 10:58 PM (HCJb7)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 23, 2016 09:52 PM (dBCRC)
This was one of the best comments I've seen lately.
So good, in fact, that I may take to tossing into a thread just because.
Like I just did.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 23, 2016 10:59 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: Weasel at August 23, 2016 10:54 PM (cl7ld)
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Quick, have some pie. Or cobbler.
There. That's better, isn't it.
Posted by: bluebell at August 23, 2016 10:59 PM (805dc)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at August 23, 2016 10:57 PM (0OG8D)
Small world!
Posted by: Lizzie Warren at August 23, 2016 11:00 PM (JZJFW)
Posted by: Weasel at August 23, 2016 11:00 PM (cl7ld)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at August 23, 2016 11:00 PM (hVdx9)
leave their tables when you blink
every dog must have his every day
every drunk must have his drink
Don't wait for answers
just take your chances
Don't ask me why
All your life you had to stand in line
Still you're standing on your feet
All your choices make you change your mind
Now your calendar's complete
Don't wait for answers
just take your chances
Don't ask me why
You can say the human heart is only make believe
and I am only fighting fire with fire
but you are still the victim of the accidents you leave
as sure as I'm the victim of desire
All the servants in your new hotel
throw their roses at your feet
fool them all but baby I can tell
you're no stranger to the street
Don't ask for favors
don't talk to strangers
Don't ask me why
Yesterday you were an only child
now your ghosts have gone away
you can kill them in the classic style
now you parlez vous Francais
Don't look for answers
you took your chances
Don't ask me why
Don't ask me why...
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 23, 2016 11:01 PM (OKox0)
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Wait, who's bisexual????//
Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, bitter clinger, Moron in flyover TEXIT! at August 23, 2016 10:56 PM (xVgrA)
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Linda!! No!!! You really must get that autocucumber under control!
Posted by: bluebell at August 23, 2016 11:02 PM (805dc)
God I hate Law and Order SVU they make religious people look like fucking psychos.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at August 23, 2016 10:51 PM (R5HRU)
Well, Christians anyway.
Posted by: Dick Wolf at August 23, 2016 10:54 PM (cmE8J)
Because we all know that Muslims never commit sexual atrocities
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 23, 2016 11:02 PM (voOPb)
Can't tell you more than I told you already
Now here we are waving Brenda and Eddie goodbye
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 23, 2016 11:02 PM (rJUlF)
My stratocaster picks up too much noise on single-coil.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 23, 2016 10:58 PM (VdICR)
If it annoys you, you can swap it out -- there are a bunch of options.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 23, 2016 11:03 PM (EzgxV)
July here wasn't certainly the hottest here ever. We never got over 92 in N IL
It's was pretty dry until last week. Got 8" in 3 rains this week.
What is up on the ONT, I had a long day at work and can't read it all. A nice summary would be appreciated.
Posted by: Farmer at August 23, 2016 11:03 PM (o/90i)
Food for thought : All the wonders of the civilized world can be found in a chicken sandwich.
Variations on a theme : I, Pencil.
Weaselzippers.
and I'm so hungry I'm beginning to think that macaroni has no food value, even covered with spagettii sauce.
Posted by: Sobriquet the Common at August 23, 2016 11:03 PM (3RZaI)
Can't tell you more than I told you already
Now here we are waving Brenda and Eddie goodbye
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 23, 2016 11:02 PM (rJUlF)
--------
Wait - aren't those the correct lyrics?
Posted by: bluebell at August 23, 2016 11:03 PM (805dc)
Posted by: Tonestaple at August 23, 2016 11:03 PM (VsZJP)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at August 23, 2016 10:57 PM (0OG8D)
Does Banana Splits guy know about this?
Posted by: @votermom at August 23, 2016 11:03 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 23, 2016 11:04 PM (OKox0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 23, 2016 11:04 PM (OKox0)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 23, 2016 11:04 PM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 23, 2016 11:04 PM (OKox0)
Posted by: josephistan at August 23, 2016 11:05 PM (7qAYi)
Anyone who can play a guitar, hats off
Love both the sound of Fenders and Gibsons
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 23, 2016 11:06 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: eleven at August 23, 2016 11:06 PM (qUNWi)
I'm a little drunk to remember my whole Big Corn rant, but Big Corn is more evil than Big Oil and yes it's Iowa's fault.
It's not just the corn in the fuel destroying motor parts, it's the corn syrup in the Coca-Cola and a hundred other bad things including protectionism that drove the candy makers to Canada and has us subsidizing Carribean sugar countries because tampering with free markets has a bazillion unintended consequences.
Also, Hi Horde!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 23, 2016 11:06 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 23, 2016 11:06 PM (OKox0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 23, 2016 11:07 PM (KP5rU)
I still can't figure out how she manages to tie her shoes after that statement.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 23, 2016 11:07 PM (fsFHj)
Good thing Billy Joel wrote that song in 1988, not today...
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 23, 2016 11:07 PM (OKox0)
That made me laugh.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 23, 2016 11:08 PM (fsFHj)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at August 23, 2016 11:09 PM (0OG8D)
"Quick, have some pie. Or cobbler.
There. That's better, isn't it."
-Posted by: bluebell at August 23, 2016 10:59 PM (805dc)
"Cobbler" is simply pie that didn't turn out well, so it was mixed/smashed with a kitchen implement.
P.S.: You're quite welcome, Misanthropic. You're a good cat, amigo.
P.S. II: Thank you for wishing me a 'good night', Prothonotary! *rare* You are also a quality individual!
*fades away*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 23, 2016 11:09 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Jean at August 23, 2016 11:09 PM (ngn8T)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 23, 2016 11:10 PM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: Tonestaple at August 23, 2016 11:10 PM (VsZJP)
What the Beatles sang: "I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide."
What Bob Dylan thought they sang: "I get high, I get high, I get high."
That mondegreen is why Bob Dylan offered the Beatles pot the first time they met, but the Beatles had no idea what it was. They learned quickly.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at August 23
I thought it was I get high until I read your post.
Posted by: Bernette at August 23, 2016 11:10 PM (ru2SK)
Posted by: no good deed at August 23, 2016 11:10 PM (9nt94)
Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, bitter clinger, Moron in flyover TEXIT! at August 23, 2016 11:10 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: bluebell at August 23, 2016 11:11 PM (805dc)
Good thing Billy Joel wrote that song in 1988, not today...
Posted by: qdpsteve
****
Ah yes, the song where the left insists it isn't their fault they f'd everything up and made it even worse.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at August 23, 2016 11:11 PM (hVdx9)
Boston version of a well-known Christmas carol: While shepherds watched the Sox by night . . .
"Blowing in the Wind": the ants are my friend . . .
Pledge of Allegiance: One naked individual (or: one nation in a vegetable) with liberty and justice . . .
Posted by: Basement Cat at August 23, 2016 11:11 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Billy Joel at August 23, 2016 11:11 PM (mgbwf)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at August 23, 2016 11:12 PM (P8951)
I thought the same thing. Wait, they aren't saying I get high?
Where else can I go to learn all of this.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 23, 2016 11:12 PM (fsFHj)
Posted by: Jean at August 23, 2016 11:09 PM (ngn8T)
Any reason would do.
Posted by: Bernette at August 23, 2016 11:12 PM (ru2SK)
Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, bitter clinger, Moron in flyover TEXIT! at August 23, 2016 11:10 PM (xVgrA)
He's finishing up now, he did a good job, I watched the whole thing.
Posted by: spypeach at August 23, 2016 11:12 PM (nyYhO)
Someday monkey won't play piano song, play piano song.
Yugoslavia! Yugoslavia, I never stop.
You can't all escape the chihuahua.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 23, 2016 11:12 PM (AroJD)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at August 23, 2016 11:13 PM (0OG8D)
We should change the word to palap. Or palinilap.
Posted by: @votermom at August 23, 2016 11:13 PM (Om16U)
I sing all the time, badly.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 23, 2016 11:13 PM (fsFHj)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 23, 2016 11:13 PM (z8MyO)
...the song in which I heard the phrase "space monkey mafia" and was sure that I misheard it. Then in bought the album and read the lyric sheet...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 23, 2016 11:13 PM (rJUlF)
I sing all the time...when I'm alone, I can't even sing happy birthday when I'm around people.
Posted by: Dick Cheneys' Cat at August 23, 2016 11:13 PM (u3li/)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 23, 2016 10:38 PM (LdMbv)
Brain-dead assholes.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2016 10:45 PM (0mRoj)
This is all about throwing their weight around, just because they can. Nobody could possibly be that stupid.
Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2016 11:13 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, bitter clinger, Moron in flyover TEXIT! at August 23, 2016 11:10 PM (xVgrA)
I watched part of it online. Very good, and looked packed.
Posted by: Bernette at August 23, 2016 11:14 PM (ru2SK)
I now have an ear worm but it's Barbara Ann instead of help me Rhonda. I'm not sure why.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 23, 2016 11:14 PM (fsFHj)
That whole time, I thought the line was "Little Hurly Burly gave my anus curly-whirly, and asked me if I needed a ride."
Doesn't that sound like something a guy named "Little Hurly Burly" would do?
Posted by: Splunge at August 23, 2016 11:15 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2016 11:13 PM (sdi6R)
You sure about that?
Posted by: 52% at August 23, 2016 11:15 PM (kKHcp)
You can't all escape the chihuahua.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 23, 2016 11:12 PM (AroJD)
Dang, I always thought it was "Cadamuse, Cadamuse will you do the fan Van Gogh".
Posted by: WTF Do I Know at August 23, 2016 11:15 PM (cmE8J)
Posted by: Tyler Mason at August 23, 2016 11:15 PM (Nrh7e)
My husband's favorite saying is a little bit of power is dangerous.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 23, 2016 11:15 PM (fsFHj)
Way back in the 80s, the morning guy I worked with did a spot-on impression of Conway Twitty. He'd do bits where "Conway" would sing current Top 40 hits. I wish I had his cover of "You Give Love A Bad Name". It was hilarious, and got some Conway fan angry enough to threaten to blow up the studio.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 23, 2016 11:15 PM (rJUlF)
And the Winona Fan Club, HQ chapter.
Check my blog tomorrow for Dragon Awards info.
Posted by: @votermom at August 23, 2016 11:16 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 23, 2016 11:16 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 23, 2016 11:16 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Jake at August 23, 2016 11:16 PM (HCJb7)
Posted by: no good deed at August 23, 2016 11:16 PM (9nt94)
-------------------------------
Actually they are. They are security agents, not heart sugeons. When you are looking for explosive vests strapped to suicide bombers, then every device strapped to someone's chest is an explosive vest.
Posted by: Sobriquet the Common at August 23, 2016 11:17 PM (3RZaI)
Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, bitter clinger, Moron in flyover TEXIT! at August 23, 2016 11:17 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at August 23, 2016 11:18 PM (P8951)
Oh, hi ont, how are you beautiful people?
Posted by: lousagirl at August 23, 2016 11:18 PM (9plvG)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 23, 2016 11:18 PM (uAvJJ)
that's a pretty good summary :/
Posted by: chemjeff at August 23, 2016 11:04 PM
Nah really chemjeff, ya gotta enjoy the good days when they happen.
Had a long day at work, but came home to an amazing pot roast dinner, loving pets and good folks on the net like you.
Posted by: Farmer at August 23, 2016 11:19 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 23, 2016 11:16 PM (20X6f)
Too old.
Posted by: Harry Reid at August 23, 2016 11:19 PM (cmE8J)
Oh, the angry phone calls they got from that prank!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at August 23, 2016 11:19 PM (0OG8D)
Just using the lefts words to describe drudge, Breitbart, here, etc....
Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, bitter clinger, Moron in flyover TEXIT! at August 23, 2016 11:20 PM (xVgrA)
Just remember, y'all, we are Americans--so that head is held HIGH, especially during these times.
Cherish our country, as you know it to be under the filth laid on it by the left. One day it will be that shining city on a hill again by our effort. Never despair.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at August 23, 2016 11:20 PM (X35Yt)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at August 23, 2016 11:21 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, bitter clinger, Moron in flyover TEXIT! at August 23, 2016 11:21 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 23, 2016 11:07 PM
You doing OK healthwise chavez? MisHum says it is getting cooler up there.
Posted by: Farmer at August 23, 2016 11:21 PM (o/90i)
Goodnight irongrampa. My head is always held high.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 23, 2016 11:21 PM (fsFHj)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 23, 2016 11:22 PM (Cfp1/)
Posted by: bluebell at August 23, 2016 11:22 PM (805dc)
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That's the way we sing it at my church.
Posted by: Weasel at August 23, 2016 11:23 PM (cl7ld)
Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, bitter clinger, Moron in flyover TEXIT! at August 23, 2016 11:23 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: Weasel at August 23, 2016 11:23 PM (cl7ld)
268 #255: Oh! That reminds me of an April Fool's Day prank played by one of our local radio stations here in Denver. A DJ there had a friend who sang like Courtney Love, and he got her to sing some Nirvana songs, and they played snippets from those covers and announced that Courtney Love was about to release an album of Nirvana covers.
Oh, the angry phone calls they got from that prank!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at August 23, 2016 11:19 PM (0OG8D)
To be fair they probably would have gotten 85% of those if it had been announced she was putting out an original album.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 23, 2016 11:23 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at August 23, 2016 11:21 PM (0OG8D)
Biologists like to joke that it stands for "Haploid."
But I'm not a biologist, so I don't get the joke.
Posted by: Splunge at August 23, 2016 11:24 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 23, 2016 11:24 PM (KP5rU)
You're thinking Howard, Donna? Fun fact... Moe, Shemp and Curly from The Three Stooges used Howard as their family stage name, while their real last name was... Horowitz!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at August 23, 2016 11:24 PM (0OG8D)
No, not geographically
I was just watching the recorded live feed of the trump rally in Austin. It was good. Posted by: spypeach at August 23, 2016 11:25 PM (nyYhO)
Posted by: rickl
We wilz risz tu thut khallenge sur and weze wil surpass it!!!
Posted by: TSA at August 23, 2016 11:25 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, bitter clinger, Moron in flyover TEXIT! at August 23, 2016 11:26 PM (xVgrA)
Knowing how I made you feel...
Posted by: josephistan at August 23, 2016 11:26 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale-Skeet Surfer at August 23, 2016 11:26 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 23, 2016 11:24 PM (KP5rU)
*****
That is awesome! Good for you!
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 23, 2016 11:26 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 23, 2016 11:27 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: mindful webworker - on that day I turned 64 at August 23, 2016 11:28 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: no good deed
________
I was singing along to the Muzak at work yesterday, turned a corner while the boss came out a door, and we wound up face to face as I crooned "Man, what are you doin' here?" right at him.
Posted by: FireHorse at August 23, 2016 11:29 PM (EUDLj)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 23, 2016 11:30 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: JTB at August 23, 2016 11:30 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: no good deed at August 23, 2016 11:30 PM (9nt94)
At least she won't forget her lover's name.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 23, 2016 11:30 PM (T/cxb)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 23, 2016 11:33 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: retropox at August 23, 2016 11:33 PM (2jnf3)
298 E plab neesto.
Say the sacred words.
Posted by: retropox at August 23, 2016 11:33 PM (2jnf3)
According to some that's translated as "shut up and listen to your betters"
Posted by: Buzzion at August 23, 2016 11:34 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 23, 2016 11:35 PM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 23, 2016 10:52 PM (fsFHj)
She has been sniffing too much acrylic. And polish remover.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 23, 2016 11:35 PM (aSpG0)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 23, 2016 11:35 PM (kP16F)
Say the sacred words.
Posted by: retropox at August 23, 2016 11:33 PM (2jnf3)
I didn't understand them, you said them so badly.
Posted by: Splunge at August 23, 2016 11:35 PM (iMxBJ)
Except I like Jesus. The stooges not so much.
James Taranto once opined that one difference between the sexes is that men think the Stooges are funny, while women generally find them obnoxious . True in my case. Gimme the Marx brothers any day.
Now that I've brought up a contentious topic- I'm off to bed! Goodnight horde!
Now there's as
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at August 23, 2016 11:35 PM (P8951)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 23, 2016 11:36 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Farmer at August 23, 2016 11:36 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 23, 2016 11:37 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Weasel at August 23, 2016 11:37 PM (cl7ld)
Posted by: retropox at August 23, 2016 11:38 PM (2jnf3)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 23, 2016 11:38 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 23, 2016 11:27 PM (KP5rU)
*****
I hear ya. Did it at the first of the year. Sleep sucked for about 2 weeks, but been on top of it since.
I hope it continues to go well for you. Be well.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 23, 2016 11:39 PM (YLidQ)
I reject the oppresion of the "or" and embrace the unity of the "and"!
I love the Marx Brothers. But when I want some dumb laughs, I'll watch some Stooges shorts.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 23, 2016 11:39 PM (rJUlF)
309 Yangs? Yankees? Spock??
Coames? Communists?
great scene...
Posted by: retropox at August 23, 2016 11:38 PM (2jnf3)
If it had been the Next Generation, they'd have sided with the coames
Posted by: Buzzion at August 23, 2016 11:40 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 23, 2016 11:40 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 23, 2016 11:41 PM (fsFHj)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 23, 2016 11:42 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: lindafell de spair -racist, redneck, bitter clinger, Moron in flyover TEXIT! at August 23, 2016 11:10 PM (xVgrA)
Local media never announces that a GOP candidate is coming to town unless it is to give information on where the protest will be held.
Trump came to Roanoke a month ago to do a townhall, about 5K showed up to try to go to it, convention center's main room help 1200, they put another 800 in an adjacent room.
Did the local media publicize the Trump event? No. They did publicize that there would be a protest at a certain location and gave the contact info of the organizers. About 30 protesters were out there, but they got more media coverage than Trump/Pence.
Back in March, went to a Rubio rally. No media announcement of the event, about 5K came to it on a Sunday night. Again, 30 protesters outside the event. Guess who got the vast majority of coverage on the news that night?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac in the OBX at August 23, 2016 11:42 PM (kTZOh)
But I can't think of one off the top of my head.
Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2016 11:42 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 23, 2016 11:40 PM (KP5rU)
******
It gets better pretty quickly, and then you get real fefreshing sleep. A lot of it. Just stay with it.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 23, 2016 11:42 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Dick Cheneys' Cat at August 23, 2016 11:43 PM (u3li/)
Posted by: Ghost of Jimi H at August 23, 2016 11:43 PM (MpnLF)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 23, 2016 11:43 PM (T/cxb)
It was a conditional surrender...for now...but things are about as good for Islamism as could have been hoped for in 2001...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2016 10:29 PM (eMRWF)
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Yep, we lost the war.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 23, 2016 11:44 PM (IVpCf)
Arizonan for a few months. Then yep, moving to TX. Changed my registration so I can vote against McCain next week, so maybe I should change my name here. Latest McCain ad I saw accused Kelli Ward of being pro-choice, which is a bonus for me lol.
Posted by: Bernette at August 23, 2016 11:44 PM (ru2SK)
Posted by: Tonestaple at August 23, 2016 11:10 PM (VsZJP)
I sing all the time, badly.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 23, 2016 11:13 PM (fsFHj)
So, little family history here....I have an uncle (by marriage) who can sing nonexistent songs in real time. They have rhymes, verses, bridges, and choruses -- nice little melodies -- and actually make more sense than about 35% of pop tunes on the radio. He doesn't have the greatest voice, but has an ok tenor. But if you try to figure out where that song came from, you can't....he generated it himself in real-time (he actually might have thought of the pieces separately, but the first time the song was ever heard in meatspace was when he sang it [which was usually the last time it was heard, as well]).
My dad, by contrast, could not carry a tune in a bucket. Gregorian chants typically have more sense of rhythm or melody. He would oddly recite some things, however, at odd times -- but with the same cadence, each time. Being that my uncle could just invent stuff on the fly, it was assumed that my dad just had this set of weird chant-y things he had dreamed-up that he liked.
Then my mom found a copy of this in a remainder bin -- https://www.amazon.com/Gunfighter-Ballads-Trail-Songs-Starburst/dp/B01BLSI420/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8qid=1472009945sr=8-3keywords=marty+robbins+gunfighter+ballads
(sorry about chopping w/CRs, but didn't want to risk blog embiggening).
With a mixture of amazement, horror, and pity, we soon realized that 80% of the weird chanting stuff he did was trying to sing the songs of this album. Of course, this only made it worse to listen to my dad -- because we then knew how it should sound.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 23, 2016 11:44 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 23, 2016 11:44 PM (KP5rU)
A lot of people draw a line there, but I see no problem with liking both the Marxes and the Stooges.
I also like both Star Wars and Star Trek.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at August 23, 2016 11:44 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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The one song that sets me off is that one by Sheryl Crow about having fun in the sun. More precisely, she's singing about how she's going to have fun in the sun, and that she also intends to tell everyone to light up.
Live and let live, I say - so, Sheryl Crow, how about you stop singing this stupid, awful song and you can have fun in the sun three minutes sooner? And maybe this isn't a good time for me to do the same, so I'll lighten up when my schedule permits. In short: Shut up and go to the beach, Sheryl Crow, and you get what you want and I get what I want; win-win. Agreed?
Posted by: FireHorse at August 23, 2016 11:45 PM (EUDLj)
Posted by: Weasel at August 23, 2016 11:45 PM (cl7ld)
Posted by: The Death Rattle of Western Civilization at August 23, 2016 11:46 PM (CV0nS)
It was a conditional surrender...for now...but things are about as good for Islamism as could have been hoped for in 2001...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2016 10:29 PM (eMRWF)
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Yep, we lost the war.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 23, 2016 11:44 PM (IVpCf)
America changed sides in the war.
Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2016 11:46 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at August 23, 2016 11:47 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 23, 2016 11:47 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 23, 2016 11:48 PM (uAvJJ)
The "Charm of Making". Old Irish-ish gibberish.
Another famous movie hash of a phrase.
Posted by: retropox at August 23, 2016 11:48 PM (2jnf3)
That's really funny.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 23, 2016 11:49 PM (fsFHj)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 23, 2016 11:49 PM (KP5rU)
I think you fit in fine here, by the way. I like your comments.
Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2016 11:49 PM (sdi6R)
He'd a killed everybody. On the planet.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 23, 2016 11:49 PM (T/cxb)
Pat's with onions and cheese whiz
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 23, 2016 11:50 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 23, 2016 11:50 PM (rJUlF)
From the Wikipedia page for the manga series Upotte!! -
"Unlike an average school, all the students are actually anthropomorphized guns, training to one day become a useful weapon, and is divided up into elementary school (sub-machine guns), middle school (assault rifles), and high school (battle rifles/ sniper rifles). They are capable of drawing the weapons they represent out of thin air..."
Yes, it's a series about cute girls who also happen to be guns. The main character's name is "Funco", and she's an FN FNC.
Aside from that little bit, I know absolutely nothing about the series. But the apoplexy that the series would no doubt induce in any SJWs that stumbled across it (both for the usual fan service, and because GUNS!!!) has got to count for something.
Posted by: junior at August 23, 2016 11:50 PM (HNYxZ)
Heard it in a love song
Ten feet long .
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 23, 2016 11:37 PM (MNgU2
Thats how i recall it when i first heard it
The internet has been a godsend for checking out lyrics
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 23, 2016 11:50 PM (voOPb)
I saw a movie on the internet that began like this...
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 23, 2016 11:51 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at August 23, 2016 11:51 PM (Iy6JT)
Good for you!
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 23, 2016 11:52 PM (fsFHj)
And so Patricia Neal effectively saves the planet and ends up doing coffee commercials.
Posted by: Weasel at August 23, 2016 11:53 PM (cl7ld)
Last time I sang in the shower, the water curdled.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 23, 2016 11:53 PM (v5iqM)
I think you fit in fine here, by the way. I like your comments.
Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2016 11:49 PM (sdi6R)
Canoodling around the web during the DNC. Seemed mostly happy warriors which is way more fun than doom n gloom.
Posted by: Bernette at August 23, 2016 11:54 PM (ru2SK)
273: starting to turn the corner. the fear is gone anyway. also,
complete sobriety for over a week now. don't plan on going back. thanks
for asking.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 23, 2016 11:24 PM (KP5rU)
Congratulations!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at August 23, 2016 11:55 PM (EzgxV)
Welcome Bernette!
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 23, 2016 11:55 PM (fsFHj)
Is that the one someone here linked to one night where the girls are paired up and the pairs have to get it on before one of them becomes "energized" enough to transform into a weapon?
Weird shit, that one.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 23, 2016 11:55 PM (T/cxb)
Well then you must have missed all the Trump vs. Cruz crap then
Posted by: chemjeff at August 23, 2016 11:55 PM (uAvJJ)
I recommend Magical Maritan. Her manga series taught English by using Full Metal Jacket as a source-text.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 23, 2016 11:55 PM (Cfp1/)
Posted by: Aerosmith at August 23, 2016 11:55 PM (g9d8D)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 23, 2016 11:56 PM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: Bernette at August 23, 2016 11:54 PM (ru2SK)
I take it you missed the daily knife fights during the Republican primaries.
Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2016 11:56 PM (sdi6R)
It was a conditional surrender...for now...but things are about as good for Islamism as could have been hoped for in 2001...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2016 10:29 PM (eMRWF)
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Yep, we lost the war.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 23, 2016 11:44 PM (IVpCf)
Except for this stuff. We haven't even begun to fight. Bush and Obama are fighting for Saudi Arabia from what I can see. Hillary and Huma want to keep doing that.
Posted by: Bernette at August 23, 2016 11:57 PM (ru2SK)
Deleted scene, Gort's preferred method of killing humans was stuffing live squirrels into their colons.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 23, 2016 11:57 PM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Weasel at August 23, 2016 11:57 PM (cl7ld)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 23, 2016 11:58 PM (+b2T3)
Posted by: Weasel at August 23, 2016 11:58 PM (cl7ld)
Am I the only one who hears "I got my forty five on.." (Soak Up the Sun) as "I got my .45 on.."
My mind always tries to create a picture of Crow in a bikini wearing a 1911.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2016 11:59 PM (J3phO)
Posted by: Eromero at August 23, 2016 11:59 PM (zLDYs)
That's probably what you're thinking of.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at August 23, 2016 11:59 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2016 11:56 PM (sdi6R)
Definitely lol.
Posted by: Bernette at August 23, 2016 11:59 PM (ru2SK)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 23, 2016 11:59 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at August 24, 2016 12:01 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: The Four Tops at August 24, 2016 12:01 AM (J3phO)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 24, 2016 12:01 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Bernette at August 24, 2016 12:01 AM (ru2SK)
I feel even more confident speaking for the community by asking what you're wearing right now...
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at August 24, 2016 12:03 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2016 12:04 AM (tlBbB)
https://video.nest.com/live/RvBV9v
Posted by: the chicken at August 24, 2016 12:04 AM (labbd)
Watched bits of the new "Better Late Than Never" show, with Shatner, Bradshaw, Winkler and Foreman, along with their keeper/minder/facilitator, whose name escapes me at the moment.
They goofball around good bits of Japanese culture, food, entertainment and scenery.
Interesting mix amongst 'em. Winkler is the wimp in the mix. Shatner and Bradshaw play offa each other, big time.
The show goes on next to other Oriental countries. But I think Anna Puma and our other experts on all things in the world of things Japan, would have the more informed opinion than mine.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 24, 2016 12:04 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 24, 2016 12:04 AM (labbd)
Posted by: Bernette
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Heh, heh.
Welcome.
Um... they haven't said anything about me have they? Don't listen to a word that they say.
Posted by: The Barrel at August 24, 2016 12:04 AM (J3phO)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 24, 2016 12:04 AM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: Bernette at August 24, 2016 12:04 AM (ru2SK)
yup - AoSHQ membership requirement - gotta present pics
Posted by: chemjeff at August 24, 2016 12:05 AM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: Cicero
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I really, really liked her.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2016 12:05 AM (J3phO)
Posted by: Bernette at August 24, 2016 12:05 AM (ru2SK)
Bernadette!
Posted by: The Four Tops at August 24, 2016 12:01 AM (J3phO)
*Rolls Eyes*
My sister's middle name is from a recurring sketch character on the Flip Wilson show. At least I missed that.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 24, 2016 12:06 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 24, 2016 12:06 AM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 24, 2016 12:06 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Bernette at August 24, 2016 12:06 AM (ru2SK)
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I don't think so...
I mean, as I said, I haven't actually checked it out yet. And there's probably some school girl lesbian elements because that's pretty much a requirement for any manga series with school girls and fan-service. But the little bit about the series that I read on Wikipedia didn't seem to indicate there was anything that overt.
Posted by: junior at August 24, 2016 12:07 AM (HNYxZ)
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*crap! ratted out again*
Posted by: The Barrel at August 24, 2016 12:07 AM (J3phO)
Posted by: Bernette at August 24, 2016 12:06 AM (ru2SK)
That's not how this is played.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2016 12:07 AM (tlBbB)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 24, 2016 12:06 AM (uAvJJ
Let's worry about that another time and in a different thread
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 24, 2016 12:08 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Bernette at August 23, 2016 11:54 PM (ru2SK)
Welcome aboard, ma'am! You'll make friends here, I'm sure.
Just don't make friends with the barrel though. Never ends well, that.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 24, 2016 12:08 AM (v5iqM)
I heard about you, barrel. I asked if there was wine in there and was advised to stay clear.
Posted by: Bernette at August 24, 2016 12:05 AM (ru2SK)
There is certainly a dark-colored liquid in the barrel, but it's probably not wine...
Posted by: chemjeff at August 24, 2016 12:09 AM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 24, 2016 12:06 AM (uAvJJ)
That's the rumor. Perry is aging very well, and my mom has some friends in TX who like him.
Posted by: Bernette at August 24, 2016 12:10 AM (ru2SK)
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Slander, sir! Slander. You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
Posted by: The Barrel at August 24, 2016 12:10 AM (J3phO)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 24, 2016 12:10 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Amen. First time on in a week and get socked with that.
No nectar bat fans here I see. It really is pretty neat to watch for a few minutes.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 24, 2016 12:10 AM (labbd)
They do solid research the past couple of years overthere.
My guess is Conway in the one working the inside job to destroy from within but I'll defer to those folks that run the Conservative Tree House.
Posted by: The Death Rattle of Western Civilization at August 24, 2016 12:11 AM (CV0nS)
Posted by: The Barrel at August 24, 2016 12:10 AM (J3phO)
Some of the slime has formed into a sentient entity and gotten a law degree? Oh wait lawyer. Scratch the "sentient" part.
Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2016 12:11 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Bernette at August 24, 2016 12:12 AM (ru2SK)
Well, yeah---if by "ever" you mean in the last 40 years or so, since we've finally been able to measure global temps daily and over land and sea.
But if you want actually temp estimates for the deep past, go here:
http://www.geocraft.com/WVFossils/Carboniferous_climate.html
Even with the large error bands, it was a helluva lot warmer furing most of the last 300 million years.
Posted by: Dick Weed at August 24, 2016 12:13 AM (bIhmV)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 24, 2016 12:06 AM (uAvJJ
Let's worry about that another time and in a different thread
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 24, 2016 12:08 AM (voOPb
I laughed.
Posted by: The Death Rattle of Western Civilization at August 24, 2016 12:13 AM (CV0nS)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
________
Sleep is so important. Speaking for myself, I'm a mess if I don't get 7 hours a night plus a nap on one of my days off.
(In fact, if you think you ought to be asleep now, I can make my comments more boring than usual to help you drift off.)
Posted by: FireHorse at August 24, 2016 12:13 AM (EUDLj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2016 12:14 AM (J3phO)
"And Miculek's wife, and especially his daughter, aren't far behind."
And now I am further sidetracked (had not seen anything from them before). Here is his daughter talking about knives quite mesmerizing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-czDK3q-VEU
Posted by: Willy J. at August 24, 2016 12:14 AM (CDowr)
Posted by: Eromero at August 24, 2016 12:14 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: The Barrel at August 24, 2016 12:10 AM (J3phO)
That wasn't slander. And the truth is the best defense against libel, as well.
Slander, my slimy, scum-filled friend, is when I tell teh assembled Horde that the Hitlery emails show that you've been a long time, major contributor to the Clinton Crime Conspiracy Partnership, funneling filth on Morons and 'Ettes in good standing, to the Hildebeest, via your illicit trysts with Huma.
Thought no one knew about that, eh?
The hacker who broke your code thought he was Anonymous, but I'd recognize that Guy Fawkes mask anywhere.
Now, that is a right proper example of slander, right there.
Now, good day, sir. I say again, Good Day!
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 24, 2016 12:15 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Kalneva at August 24, 2016 12:15 AM (vhW1R)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 24, 2016 12:16 AM (kP16F)
What happened to out standards?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2016 12:17 AM (mgbwf)
Posted by: The Barrel at August 24, 2016 12:10 AM (J3phO)
Some of the slime has formed into a sentient entity and gotten a law degree? Oh wait lawyer. Scratch the "sentient" part.
Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2016 12:11 AM (bMG0w)
Har dee fucking har har.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2016 12:18 AM (SJp+V)
What happened to out standards?
Posted by: Bandersnatch
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Yeah, there've been a couple of runs at it, but she's not buying it. Shrewd gal.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2016 12:19 AM (J3phO)
They do solid research the past couple of years overthere.
My guess is Conway in the one working the inside job to destroy from within but I'll defer to those folks that run the Conservative Tree House.
Posted by: The Death Rattle of Western Civilization at August 24, 2016 12:11 AM (CV0nS)
She's new this week though? It would have to be somebody who's been around for a while.
Posted by: Bernette at August 24, 2016 12:19 AM (ru2SK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2016 12:14 AM (J3phO)[/]
Way too cool. If you can, find a way to post a photo or a link, to a pic of that album cover? I'd love to know it if I see it.
And that's one I'd never heard of, in that form, either. Thanks!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 24, 2016 12:19 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at August 24, 2016 12:19 AM (0OG8D)
Here's a reminder, Tepid Air sucks ass. Why do I even try? Habit. Soon
to be the most easily dropped habit I've ever had. Michelle must hate
what it's become, I would think.
Posted by: Kalneva at August 24, 2016 12:15 AM (vhW1R)
I remember back in the day when Allahpundit and Captain's Quarters were things....and now they're pawns in Townhall's game. It's gotta be nice to get a steady paycheck -- but every day reminds you of the tradeoffs.....
Posted by: cthulhu at August 24, 2016 12:20 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Jim at August 24, 2016 12:20 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2016 12:11 AM (bMG0w)
Har dee fucking har har.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2016 12:18 AM (SJp+V)
Oh come on. You're a lawyer. That means you've probably interacted with more lawyers than I ever have. You know damn well "sentient" isn't a requirement
Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2016 12:20 AM (bMG0w)
Even when I sit in the shadow of valee barrel , I fear no evil , for the dark liquid on the floor is mine ...
Posted by: Dick Cheneys' Cat at August 24, 2016 12:22 AM (u3li/)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 24, 2016 12:22 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2016 12:23 AM (J3phO)
Posted by: Dick Cheneys' Cat at August 24, 2016 12:24 AM (u3li/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2016 12:23 AM (J3phO)
Bookmarked, thanks!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 24, 2016 12:25 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 24, 2016 12:25 AM (kP16F)
I'm jealous. We have to settle for conservative city councilman or state assemblyman.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 24, 2016 12:25 AM (fsFHj)
Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2016 12:20 AM (bMG0w)
You're lucky you're already dead.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2016 12:26 AM (SJp+V)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2016 12:28 AM (J3phO)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 24, 2016 12:28 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Insomniac
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We may all soon be envious.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2016 12:28 AM (J3phO)
You're probably right, I'm afraid.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2016 12:28 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 24, 2016 12:28 AM (kP16F)
Don't get me wrong - I'm not in the #NeverSMOD camp - but this earthquake in Italy has me thinking: What if the earth is a better candidate? And if Pompeii blows, could the supervolcano beneath Yellowstone be next?
I know I have a couple months to decide, but I'm thinking maybe I'm With Her after all - Mother Earth!
Posted by: FireHorse at August 24, 2016 12:29 AM (EUDLj)
I've had no luck with tuna. Tonight I used a chicken leg.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 24, 2016 12:29 AM (fsFHj)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at August 24, 2016 12:30 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 24, 2016 12:31 AM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 24, 2016 12:32 AM (kP16F)
I've had no luck with tuna. Tonight I used a chicken leg.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 24, 2016 12:29 AM (fsFHj)
Build a henhouse. I hear foxes find them irresistible.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2016 12:34 AM (0mRoj)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8QXGv0Z0BM
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at August 24, 2016 12:30 AM (0OG8D)
That was a damn good album.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2016 12:34 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at August 24, 2016 12:35 AM (0OG8D)
Yes I saw some noiseless pickups for Stratocasters, $100 plus labor. A bargain and a great idea for someone else I think. As it is I keep it on the midway positions to cancel the noise out.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 24, 2016 12:35 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at August 24, 2016 12:35 AM (0OG8D)
He hipped me to a book I'm gonna buy; The Forgotten Highlander. He read some pages out of it and holy shit talk about perspective changing.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at August 24, 2016 12:36 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Hark the Harold at August 24, 2016 12:36 AM (qlPzn)
Thaw out a frozen rat, or better yet get a live rat and render it unconscious/dead.
You are going to have better luck this time of year with live/recently live bait.
Posted by: Dick Cheneys' Cat at August 24, 2016 12:36 AM (u3li/)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 24, 2016 12:37 AM (uAvJJ)
I have one and that's the problem.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 24, 2016 12:37 AM (fsFHj)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 24, 2016 12:31 AM (uAvJJ)
You realize they have been doing research before Trump and existed before Trump right?
You do realize that they research things besides Trump right?
Of course you don't because of your ignorant assumption without ever researching the archives for yourself.
Nice Try.
Posted by: The Death Rattle of Western Civilization at August 24, 2016 12:38 AM (CV0nS)
Goodnight Chemjeff.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 24, 2016 12:38 AM (fsFHj)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at August 24, 2016 12:38 AM (0OG8D)
I know I have a couple months to decide, but I'm thinking maybe I'm With Her after all - Mother Earth!
Posted by: FireHorse at August 24, 2016 12:29 AM (EUDLj)
Earth is dawdling...we need something radical and immediate and earth-wide. Maximum chaos.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 24, 2016 12:39 AM (Idu2i)
I've had no luck with tuna. Tonight I used a chicken leg.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 24, 2016 12:29 AM (
Foxes only like sushi grade tuna. Duh.
Posted by: The Death Rattle of Western Civilization at August 24, 2016 12:40 AM (CV0nS)
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And Millennials freak out if they can't get a cell signal.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2016 12:41 AM (J3phO)
I'm trying to catch a ground squirrel in a live trap for bait. No luck yet. The squirrels die quickly in the live trap. That was my idea use those big staples and pin the squirrel or rat in the trap.
We are trying. The rancher next to me said he live trapped a fox with old sausage. I'm not sure what time of year it was.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 24, 2016 12:42 AM (fsFHj)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 24, 2016 12:42 AM (Cfp1/)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 24, 2016 12:42 AM (kP16F)
Kudos to the citizens who got there before me and did the first responder aid.
Fun part was neighborhood gadfly railing about another dude on a bike who ran into his car and used his body to punch in his rear window. Classic bystander, reminded me of film noir accident crowd dialog.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 24, 2016 12:42 AM (FtrY1)
Gamma Ray Burst as a write-in?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 24, 2016 12:42 AM (Cfp1/)
Works for me.
Or that EMP thingy I keep reading about, or most anything else at this point.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 24, 2016 12:43 AM (Idu2i)
But I like the bunnies. I don't like the rats or ground squirrels.
I think we don't have as many quail and their babies this year because of the fox.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 24, 2016 12:45 AM (fsFHj)
I'm jealous. We have to settle for conservative city councilman or state assemblyman.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 24, 2016 12:25 AM (fsFHj)
And Clintonite US Senators. The Clinton trash have ruined my party, so maybe I can stomach yours. Perry won't do much, which is probably as good as I can hope for lol.
Posted by: Bernette at August 24, 2016 12:46 AM (ru2SK)
Fortunately they weren't there to dig up my yard, just having a chat with neighbor as best I can tell.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 24, 2016 12:47 AM (T/cxb)
Needless to say, she was quite confused by that.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 23, 2016 10:43 PM (heN73)
Clearly never had a step-mom too.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 24, 2016 12:47 AM (ry34m)
#431: You already have a good trap, right? You're just wondering what to use for bait?
Hmm... have you tried eggs? Seems to me a fox would recognize those as food.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at August 24, 2016 12:47 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Bernette at August 24, 2016 12:46 AM (ru2SK)
I'm curious as to whether Perry would be running as an Establishment candidate to try and get rid of that pesky outsider Cruz. If so, would probably have to go with Ted.
Tough choice though. Like them both.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 24, 2016 12:49 AM (Idu2i)
I've had no luck with tuna. Tonight I used a chicken leg.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 24, 2016 12:29 AM (fsFHj)
So cute though! Are they aggressive?
Posted by: Bernette at August 24, 2016 12:49 AM (ru2SK)
Rolled up in a douche
You know I rode her in the night.
That song should have been rated too high for radio.
Misanthropic Humanitarian, will it be worser food?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 24, 2016 12:51 AM (UwMHj)
We haven't tried eggs. I've heard they're hard to trap. We put the tuna outside the cage, it didn't eat it.
I put a trail cam near the cage. The fox is checking it out. The other thing is I may need to camo the cage better.
There is plenty of food also. Rats, bunnies, squirrels, possum, birds.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 24, 2016 12:51 AM (fsFHj)
Suave and debonair.
How you stuff all that into a Hav-a-Hart trap though, I haven't a clue.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 24, 2016 12:52 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2016 12:53 AM (J3phO)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 24, 2016 12:53 AM (kP16F)
Eggs are really easy to trap! They don't move so well, unless they're rolling downhill, and... oh. I misunderstood you, didn't I?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at August 24, 2016 12:54 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Buckeye Trapper Woody at August 24, 2016 12:54 AM (qlPzn)
No they aren't aggressive but I free range chickens. It's only gotten one.
I haven't seen it in person, just the trail cam pics. When I saw the kit I want to just move them to the back of the ranch. There's plenty of food and water back there.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 24, 2016 12:54 AM (fsFHj)
The problem is that foxes are smrt right? So a smart fox isn't going to get any where near a trap when the hunting is good.
Why not wait until the weather gets rough and they are a little bit more needy?
And beyond that you are never going to catch the whole group in the same trap.
It might make sense to just make noise, find their hole and scare them off. I do that with raccoons.
Posted by: Dick Cheneys' Cat at August 24, 2016 12:56 AM (u3li/)
Posted by: eleven at August 24, 2016 12:56 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: eleven at August 24, 2016 12:58 AM (qUNWi)
Cthulu,
Yes I saw some noiseless pickups for Stratocasters, $100 plus labor.
A bargain and a great idea for someone else I think. As it is I keep
it on the midway positions to cancel the noise out.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 24, 2016 12:35 AM (VdICR)
Cancel the labor. To put it into the guitar is just about equal in complexity to getting it out of the shipping box.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 24, 2016 12:59 AM (EzgxV)
That's the kind of traps we use. The guy that works here set it for me.
Here's a couple of the pics I got with the trail cam.
http://tinypic.com/r/2agm9za/9
http://tinypic.com/r/212ed6t/9
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 24, 2016 01:00 AM (fsFHj)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 24, 2016 01:01 AM (kP16F)
>> until I grew up, it was just oos and ees.
If it's whining Michael McDonald it's not worth bothering with anyway.
Posted by: JEM at August 24, 2016 01:01 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 24, 2016 01:01 AM (kP16F)
*nods approvingly*
Posted by: Furries everywhere at August 24, 2016 01:02 AM (vBeA5)
Misanthropic Humanitarian, will it be worser food?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 24, 2016 12:51 AM (UwMHj)
Golf clap
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 24, 2016 01:04 AM (voOPb)
OT speaking of foxes, anyone ever have any luck live trapping a fox?
Any suggestions for bait? I have a mother fox and at least one kit down
by my pool. I want to trap them and move them to the back of the ranch.
I've had no luck with tuna. Tonight I used a chicken leg.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 24, 2016 12:29 AM (fsFHj)
To score a fox, you've got to neg them.
Posted by: The Game at August 24, 2016 01:05 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Bernette at August 24, 2016 01:05 AM (ru2SK)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 24, 2016 01:06 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Bernette at August 24, 2016 12:05 AM (ru2SK)
Very fashionable living in a barrel. Most of the philosophers do it. It shows contempt and disdain for worldly things. Mind you, Legibus has got a sauna in his. It's amazing the kind of things you can think of in it, he says.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 24, 2016 01:06 AM (ry34m)
We can't find their den. im trying to save them I guess. If they go to the neighbors they may shoot them. If we can get them all we can move them to the back where there isn't any people or livestock except for cows.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 24, 2016 01:06 AM (fsFHj)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 24, 2016 01:08 AM (kP16F)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Hate-Mail-6.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2016 01:09 AM (t22Cv)
You guys always make me laugh.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 24, 2016 01:09 AM (fsFHj)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 24, 2016 01:10 AM (fsFHj)
Posted by: rickl at August 24, 2016 01:14 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Dick Cheneys' Cat at August 24, 2016 01:15 AM (u3li/)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at August 24, 2016 01:15 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at August 24, 2016 01:17 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2016 01:18 AM (J3phO)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki
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Well, there is a Closing Time factor also.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2016 01:19 AM (J3phO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 24, 2016 01:21 AM (Cfp1/)
too bad they are susceptible to manage like most progs
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 24, 2016 01:21 AM (voOPb)
The animals are having a tough time because of the drought.
A lot of sick starving animals. They may be close to my house because there is plenty of food and water.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 24, 2016 01:22 AM (fsFHj)
It's like I don't even know you people.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 24, 2016 01:25 AM (Cfp1/)
ruined my party, so maybe I can stomach yours. Perry won't do much,
which is probably as good as I can hope for lol.
Posted by: Bernette at August 24, 2016 12:46 AM (ru2SK)
I can't really stomach my own party anymore. Really want to start a new one for the next election,. I'm going to grudgingly help put Trump over the top this time, then get to work building something different, because all of the PACmen, consultant-industrial complex, and party machinery people (such as Priebus) keep thinking that it's all about them and forcing the base to go along with their agenda. We've been trying to fix the Republican Party from within for 8 years, and it's not working.
My goal is simple, it's a reform movement, it's the governmental version of a factory reset. We throw out everything but the Constitution and its amendments, and go back to basics. We apply the 10th Amendment harshly. Social issues aren't in the Constitution, thus should be handled by the states. There's no sense in trying to force Alabama to be San Francisco, or vice versa. Instead of one-size-fits-none, you'd have 50 different experiments in democracy. Success would be emulated, failures would be discarded, and we'd all improve for it. Corporate welfare is right out. No stimulus, no bailouts, no subsidies, nothing.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 24, 2016 01:25 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 24, 2016 01:25 AM (UwMHj)
The reason I'm trying to trap them the guy that works close to my house was driving the tractor and he saw it crossing my driveway towards the chickens. It was 11:30 AM.
He thought it was the feral cat I feed until he got close. It ran the other way into the underbrush. We couldn't find it. It wasn't startled by the tractor either so I'm thinking it lives nearby.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 24, 2016 01:27 AM (fsFHj)
Posted by: eleven at August 24, 2016 01:27 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 24, 2016 01:28 AM (kP16F)
I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter, you speaking my language.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 24, 2016 01:29 AM (fsFHj)
He just smiled and handed you a vegemite sandwich....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 24, 2016 01:32 AM (Cfp1/)
There is currently a new paragraph in the Ubuntu Security FAQ (as of this morning) because "I've helped". It's heading is, "There is a security update available that claims it is a "Fake sync from Debian" -- should I be concerned?" That's not the actual question I asked, but is close enough.
This joins my "why not https with apt?" query to Clem at Mint as questions intended to improve the community that are granted answers that definitely improve the community.
Linux is improving at the infrastructure level at a rapidly accelerating basis. Security/cryptography tools are evolving almost daily -- while Windows (and even iOS) are clinging to the past.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 24, 2016 01:32 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu
Carry On My Wayward Son?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 24, 2016 01:34 AM (V3IFq)
Call in professionals. Maybe they could could make a tv show about it.
Or as rough as at might be it's time to start killing fox.
I would start with a kill trap with a newly killed rat as bait.
Hopefully you will get the mother.
By this time the young are old enough to be on there own so you would have to keep it for a bit.
Posted by: Dick Cheneys' Cat at August 24, 2016 01:35 AM (u3li/)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 24, 2016 01:29 AM (fsFHj)
Maybe I should start one. My crazy idea is to hijack the Reform Party. It no longer exists in any meaningful sense, and it wouldn't take many people at all to hijack it. The name's got recognition, Reform is a good word to describe what we want, and the best part is that it's still on the ballot in most states, despite being an abandoned shell.
So why not be the hermit crab and move in? It'd be a delicious irony to turn the spoiler party into the movement that makes the Republicans go the way of the Whigs and defeats the DC Establishment in both parties.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 24, 2016 01:36 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 24, 2016 01:36 AM (voOPb)
Love you like a brother, but that was - to my non-tech ear - absolutely indistinguishable from some of the rambling nonsense that forms the dialogue of my booze-fuelled dreams. 'Thing police keep the board books.... Outside the pier, prowling like electric turtles,' as Burroughs said.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 24, 2016 01:37 AM (Cfp1/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 24, 2016 01:38 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 24, 2016 01:39 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 24, 2016 01:40 AM (Cfp1/)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 24, 2016 01:42 AM (T/cxb)
Cooth -
Love you like a brother, but that was - to my non-tech ear -
absolutely indistinguishable from some of the rambling nonsense that
forms the dialogue of my booze-fuelled dreams. 'Thing police keep the
board books.... Outside the pier, prowling like electric turtles,' as
Burroughs said.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 24, 2016 01:37 AM (Cfp1/)
Could you be more specific? I'm not even sure which post of mine you're referencing.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 24, 2016 01:43 AM (EzgxV)
Anyway, good night again, everyone, and this time I really mean it!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at August 24, 2016 01:43 AM (0OG8D)
I don't want to kill it because I saw the pics of the kits. If it kills more chickens I'm not sure what my husband will do. But I'll be sad. The foxes are so cute.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 24, 2016 01:45 AM (fsFHj)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 24, 2016 01:45 AM (Cfp1/)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 24, 2016 01:46 AM (fsFHj)
Not like they have a choice, since breast cancer took star reporter April O'Niel 30 years back.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 24, 2016 01:48 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Dick Cheneys' Cat at August 24, 2016 01:50 AM (u3li/)
Posted by: Yuimetal at August 24, 2016 01:53 AM (g6yUI)
Posted by: Al Bundy at August 24, 2016 01:54 AM (Y2/Al)
OK, that is a weird coincidence -- I just saw Lord Huron at a music festival (Outside Lands).
They were -- how to put this gently? -- completely soporific. I couldn't tell if they were tuning up, or actually playing a song.
Despite this, 50,000 people were screaming in ecstasy in the audience.
I thought forgivingly to myself, "OK, maybe this is like the Beatles at Shea Stadium -- they're playing a great set, but it's impossible to tell because of all the noise the audience is making."
So I went off to see another band (who were also mediocre, as every performer at the festival seemed to be). (Thank god I had gotten in for free, or I'd have been pissed.)
So, the video embedded in this thread above has finally given me a chance to hear what the big deal is about Lord Huron, heard clearly this time without the screaming.
And...they were just as boring and unremarkable on their studio recording as they were live.
So -- what am I missing here? Why the hubbub over Lord Huron?
It's not that I think they're bad -- it's just that can't discern anything remarkable or memorable about their music. A solid "meh."
Posted by: zombie at August 24, 2016 01:54 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Yuimetal at August 24, 2016 01:55 AM (g6yUI)
The so-called "Arab Spring" was a direct result of this. Food prices throughout much of the Middle East had skyrocketed as a direct result of US ethanol policy.
Posted by: Aarradin at August 24, 2016 01:56 AM (+7Wfv)
Teacher leave them kids alone.
Posted by: Yuimetal at August 24, 2016 01:56 AM (g6yUI)
No idea. But if that came on the radio, I'd be changing stations.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 24, 2016 01:58 AM (T/cxb)
The so-called "Arab Spring" was a direct result of this. Food prices throughout much of the Middle East had skyrocketed as a direct result of US ethanol policy.
Posted by: Aarradin at August 24, 2016 01:56 AM (+7Wfv)
Nothing says stupidity like burning animal and human feed for fuel. Say nothing of the huuuuuge subsidies, the increase cost of alcohol refining etc etc
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 24, 2016 02:00 AM (voOPb)
511
Cooth -
Love you like a brother, but that was - to my non-tech ear -
absolutely indistinguishable from some of the rambling nonsense that
forms the dialogue of my booze-fuelled dreams. 'Thing police keep the
board books.... Outside the pier, prowling like electric turtles,' as
Burroughs said.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 24, 2016 01:37 AM (Cfp1/)
Could you be more specific? I'm not even sure which post of mine you're referencing.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 24, 2016 01:43 AM (EzgxV)
BTW -- the Ubuntu issue is at https://wiki.ubuntu.com/SecurityTeam /FAQ#There_is_a_security_update_available_that _claims_it_is_a_.22Fake_sync_from_Debian .22_--_should_I_be_concerned.3F
As an aside, my actual question was more like, "I know this is from you guys and should be ok, but I only know this because I did a bunch of research and WTF are you doing here and why are you labelling it 'FAKE'?????"
Posted by: cthulhu at August 24, 2016 02:00 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 24, 2016 02:01 AM (9ym/8)
I Hate Windows 10 with the hate of a 100 hearts.
Fvck Microsoft with a 1000 pitchforks
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 24, 2016 01:36 AM (voOPb)
Not a lot to love, quite a bit to fear....
Posted by: cthulhu at August 24, 2016 02:02 AM (EzgxV)
It does. We've got more oil and gas than we've ever known. The Saudis are shaken. Only mindless political correctness holds us back.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 24, 2016 02:04 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Dick Cheneys' Cat at August 24, 2016 02:09 AM (u3li/)
Got a chance to meet fellow 'ron "filbert".
Since the next WorldCon is outside of North America (which is defined to include Hawaii but not Greenland...), there will be a North American Science Fiction Convention (NASFiC) in Puerto Rico next year.
The 2018 WorldCon will be in San Jose, California. I'm already a supporting non-attending member (so I can nominate and vote on the Hugos, in large part because I get free copies of all the nominees), but might go to full attending because it's an excuse to meet up with Cthulhu, who lives in the Bay Area at present, again.
Posted by: The Science Fictional Hat at August 24, 2016 02:09 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: The Science Fictional Hat
Based on various clues and hints, I think that Cthulhu lives very very close (less than a mile, I'd surmise) to someone else you might have heard of -- Ed Driscoll of PJMedia and Instapundit. But I don't think they know each other!
Posted by: zombie at August 24, 2016 02:14 AM (jBuUi)
It will not connect/interface with the home office server. So that means I can't get a lot of my work done.
About the time I got the new W10 (work) PC we also bought a chrome book. I know, I know don't support Google. Well I love this damn HP Chromebook. Works wonderfully posting & commenting here. Photos are easy to download, then down size for the thread.
Posted by: Mis. Hum. at August 24, 2016 02:14 AM (voOPb)
I've been working with Windows since 3.0...
I like it.
Posted by: Dick Cheneys' Cat at August 24, 2016 02:09 AM (u3li/)
I've been working with MSDOS since 1.0. I remember every version of Windows. As of 10, I'm done with it.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 24, 2016 02:18 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: McGyver at August 24, 2016 02:18 AM (6hAG+)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 24, 2016 02:21 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Farmer at August 24, 2016 02:24 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 24, 2016 02:31 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Dick Cheneys' Cat at August 24, 2016 02:33 AM (u3li/)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 24, 2016 02:35 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Weasel at August 24, 2016 02:38 AM (CesFO)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at August 24, 2016 02:38 AM (d76uN)
I'm probably wrong about that but I watched fury road tonight and it was fun.
Posted by: Dick Cheneys' Cat at August 24, 2016 02:40 AM (u3li/)
Posted by: Weasel at August 24, 2016 02:40 AM (CesFO)
Posted by: Dick Cheneys' Cat at August 24, 2016 02:42 AM (u3li/)
Just like the bootlicker she is taking orders from her GOPe masters of getting close to Trump to shiv him to take him out.
Absolutely incredible breaking news. Fuck her!
Posted by: The Death Rattle of Western Civilization at August 24, 2016 02:44 AM (CV0nS)
Posted by: Weasel at August 24, 2016 02:46 AM (CesFO)
Just like the bootlicker she is taking orders from her GOPe masters of getting close to Trump to shiv him to take him out.
Absolutely incredible breaking news. Fuck her!
Posted by: The Death Rattle of Western Civilization at August 24, 2016 02:44 AM (CV0nS)
Yikes! Ted Cruz has more egg on his face now.
Conway tweeted that team Rubio (her team she worked for) needs to jump on team Cruz on March 5th during the secret Sea Island meetings and during CPAC.
All of her interviews have been conflicting with Trumps messaging especially on Immigration. She is a pollster best Buds with Frank Luntz.
Ouch!!!! She is fucked by the end of the week the way this is progressing. The GOPe announced they would take out Trump by getting somebody close enough to him and giving him the shiv. They are a bunch of RATS!
Posted by: The Death Rattle of Western Civilization at August 24, 2016 02:52 AM (CV0nS)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at August 24, 2016 02:57 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at August 24, 2016 03:05 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 24, 2016 03:06 AM (PWnpc)
Posted by: Five-sixths up the Irons! at August 24, 2016 03:09 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Weasel at August 24, 2016 03:10 AM (CesFO)
Posted by: Weasel at August 24, 2016 03:12 AM (CesFO)
Posted by: Morigu at August 24, 2016 03:12 AM (Bjy3Q)
po' me.
http://weaponsman.com/?p=34364
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 24, 2016 03:13 AM (PWnpc)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 24, 2016 03:13 AM (PWnpc)
Why do you think you're probably wrong?
I've heard nothing but good things about it.
Posted by: eleven at August 24, 2016 03:16 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Weasel at August 24, 2016 03:19 AM (CesFO)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at August 24, 2016 03:20 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Weasel at August 24, 2016 03:23 AM (CesFO)
Good Morning Everyone. Early to bed, early to rise, makes you healthy, wealthy, and wise, or so the saying goes.
I have 0 of 3 covered.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at August 24, 2016 03:24 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Weasel at August 24, 2016 03:24 AM (CesFO)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 24, 2016 03:13 AM (PWnpc)
Not quite there yet up here, but hey. I'm still bushed and headed for the sack.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 24, 2016 03:43 AM (+YMhA)
Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2016 03:45 AM (MP6Qb)
---
that reminds me: we don't have one of those...
/me resists running off to check the on-line auctions
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 24, 2016 03:46 AM (PWnpc)
I'm looking right at you Kelly Anne Conway. You may be just an expendable puppet, but you are the one carrying the blade for the GOPe.
Posted by: The Death Rattle of Western Civilization at August 24, 2016 03:55 AM (CV0nS)
"What is this madness??? Who Made this video? It's got Perry Como and two Arab guys jogging (Hilarious)"
Posted by: m at August 24, 2016 03:58 AM (gfJWV)
The dog up and died, he up and died.
And after 20 years he still breathes.
Posted by: JT at August 24, 2016 03:59 AM (nrEax)
She is only a puppet at the end of the day.
Who pulls her strings
Claiming the Donald will sing
A new policy tune giving Wall Street a say.
Posted by: The Death Rattle of Western Civilization at August 24, 2016 04:00 AM (CV0nS)
---
politics, boohbies, guns, H8ing on Microshaft, general bitichiness
IOW, just another ONT
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 24, 2016 04:02 AM (PWnpc)
Posted by: Weasel at August 24, 2016 04:04 AM (LHS8g)
Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2016 04:07 AM (MP6Qb)
Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2016 04:10 AM (0G2eQ)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2016 04:21 AM (0G2eQ)
Here is "God's Gonna Cut You Down" by Johnny Cash:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJlN9jdQFSc
Posted by: The Political Hat at August 24, 2016 04:37 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2016 04:45 AM (0G2eQ)
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will do.
hasta, y'all!
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 24, 2016 04:55 AM (PWnpc)
Well CBD, could it be that mos American have never heard any of this stuff about the ethanol scam? They get their news from the alphabets who will never cover this.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2016 05:06 AM (mpXpK)
Good Morning Morons. Today is Wednesday, August 24, 2016. On this day in 1857 the Panic of 1857 began, setting off one of the most severe economic crises in United States history. Like all such economic crashes this one was caused by a stock market bubble. This one in railroads. However, they did not have an "Obama" and a communist congress to make matters worse. The economy was largely recovered within a few years.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2016 05:07 AM (mpXpK)
The Donald is also taking non-legal action against a number of media outlets that are relentlessly hounding him here. He is not the typical Republican who takes shit lying down. I am glad to see that and I hope more "Republicans" learn from this.
http://tinyurl.com/zypkng4
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2016 05:07 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/z7jff9o
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2016 05:08 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/gtsnrhv
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2016 05:08 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2016 05:08 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2016 05:08 AM (mpXpK)
Hillary Clinton is riding a summer wave in the polls yet the Democratic nominee has left the campaign trail in recent days to fundraise in America's wealthiest enclaves, potentially giving rival Donald Trump the opening he needs as he works to regain his political footing.
The latest poll nationwide is an unreliable NBC poll with Clinton at +5 which is actually down from their previous poll which had her at +6. The last Rass poll had Clinton at 41 and Trump at 39. A statistical dead heat. Fox has never been "conservative" but now it is rapidly becoming just another left wing Democrat PR group.
http://tinyurl.com/hwgz2f7
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2016 05:09 AM (mpXpK)
Recall that article I linked about the AF Major who was being "investigated" because yet another offended "stink-eye" group complained about him having a bible on his desk? Well, the AF has told them they are full of shit and the Major has every right to keep a bible on his desk. The so-called Military Religious Freedom Foundation cares not a whit about "religious freedom". Their aim is to abolish all freedom of religion and promote atheism and trouble, but mostly trouble. I hope the AF goes after them for legal costs. Also note that this organization is really only one man.
http://tinyurl.com/hlbk2kg
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2016 05:09 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/z69teeh
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2016 05:09 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/z3c43jg
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2016 05:10 AM (mpXpK)
A Maryland school district is instructing teachers and administrators not to tell parents if their daughters are bunking with male transgender students on overnight field trips.
I guess I would have to go to jail after beating the shit out of any teacher who did this to my daughter and did not warn me first so I could pull her from the camping trip or what ever.
http://tinyurl.com/j2murat
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2016 05:10 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/h2k54p2
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2016 05:10 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/hfdqa8z
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2016 05:10 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/zg8p6s6
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2016 05:11 AM (mpXpK)
Leaked Soros documents show that he is pushing for 10 million new Democrat voters from third world shit holes to be moved into the US.
http://tinyurl.com/hvfkhjk
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2016 05:11 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/zupuez4
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2016 05:11 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: m at August 24, 2016 05:11 AM (gfJWV)
http://tinyurl.com/z4c6za7
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2016 05:11 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/hk273
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2016 05:12 AM (mpXpK)
Heritage gives a bunch of reasons why the government should not be mandating energy efficiency in appliances. I note they leave out the most important one. These laws are not authorized by the Constitution and are therefore illegal.
http://tinyurl.com/hk2733n
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2016 05:12 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/j6afszb
Ramirez no update
That's it for today folks.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2016 05:12 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Weasel at August 24, 2016 05:13 AM (LHS8g)
Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2016 05:14 AM (MP6Qb)
Republican Gov. Bruce Rauner of IL just signed a new tough gun control
into law which punishes people who go out of State to buy guns and bring
them back to IL with the intent to sell them.
http://tinyurl.com/z7jff9o
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2016 05:08 AM (mpXpK)
*** Bruce Rauner must be some special kind of crazy. He knew he'd be facing a flaming lib legislature and yet he ran and won anyway. Not that it's going to make any difference. The corruption in Illinois is so embedded nobody could clean it up.
Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2016 05:17 AM (MP6Qb)
Thanks, Vic. Don't worry about being early. We'll take it when we can get it.
Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2016 05:14 AM (MP6Qb)
I normally try to keep it at 6 am so the Morons have an easy time finding it. But I got a new CD yesterday and I want to play it.
I'll check back in later.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 24, 2016 05:18 AM (mpXpK)
And today's special is no lamps were thrown at your head.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 24, 2016 05:48 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Gmac- All politics in this country now is just dress rehearsal for civil war. at August 24, 2016 05:51 AM (4pjhs)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 24, 2016 05:52 AM (u82oZ)
And there is absolutely no connection between anything that I did as Secretary of State and the Clinton Foundation.
Now THAT is some first class lying.
Thanks for the morning links Vic.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 24, 2016 05:57 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 24, 2016 05:57 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: whatmeworry? at August 24, 2016 06:13 AM (dZGNV)
Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2016 06:17 AM (MP6Qb)
Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2016 06:19 AM (MP6Qb)
Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2016 06:21 AM (MP6Qb)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at August 24, 2016 02:38 AM (d76uN
Got 'em stacked five high!
Posted by: Chicago Precinct 11 at August 24, 2016 06:37 AM (JZJFW)
into law which punishes people who go out of State to buy guns and bring
them back to IL with the intent to sell them.
.
.
.
.It won't be enforced. The last study I saw said that less than 1% of all illegal guns seized in Chicago were referred for weapons charges.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 24, 2016 06:38 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: Weasel at August 24, 2016 05:13 AM (LHS8g)
Heh. I waiting for them to be forced into reopening in the Chicago no-go zones.
(no-go zone is a trade-marked phrase of the CPD)
Posted by: Chicago Precinct 11 at August 24, 2016 06:42 AM (JZJFW)
less than 1% of all illegal guns seized in Chicago were referred for
weapons charges.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 24, 2016 06:38 AM (iONHu)
Chicago Tribune: 4 dead, 12 shot plus an arson fire that killed 3 kids..Now on to more important news...
Posted by: Colin at August 24, 2016 06:47 AM (toJdI)
____________________
Has anybody checked Sandy Burger's socks yet?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 24, 2016 06:48 AM (NnYnv)
Posted by: MTF at August 24, 2016 06:49 AM (sQqgE)
wrote in a recent Chicago Sun-Times column, "they earned them."
So says articles in the Chicago Tribune...more like don't be stupid and vote for that man Trump! He will take away all the benefits that we provide for you...
Posted by: Colin at August 24, 2016 06:52 AM (toJdI)
PP just released a poll that shows Trump up by 15 in Utah over clinton.
Remember the PP poll was conducted after the worst weeks his campaign ever had and with the media in full blown attack mode on him to boot. Plus this poll was done after McMuffin joined the race, who is polling at 9%.
Something is not adding up here.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 24, 2016 06:57 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: Colin at August 24, 2016 06:58 AM (toJdI)
Posted by: Patrick Henry at August 24, 2016 06:58 AM (oyjMX)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2016 07:01 AM (zp+j1)
*** Were you naughty? Was it fun enough I should go back and look?
Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2016 07:06 AM (MP6Qb)
(a) what were you up to?; and (ii) does anyone with the banhammer babysit the ONT these days?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2016 07:06 AM (mgbwf)
*** Were you naughty? Was it fun enough I should go back and look?
Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2016 07:06 AM (MP6Qb)
No, but our resident Chem major was being himself
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2016 07:06 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Jean at August 24, 2016 07:09 AM (ngn8T)
parka saying, "No; I fine; I swear." LOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2016 07:10 AM (6HqlZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2016 07:11 AM (6HqlZ)
Posted by: Dumpsterjuice at August 24, 2016 07:13 AM (5YE4e)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2016 07:15 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2016 07:15 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 24, 2016 07:16 AM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2016 07:16 AM (MP6Qb)
=========================
Sanctimonius and obtuse?
Posted by: MTF at August 24, 2016 07:16 AM (sQqgE)
Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2016 07:18 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: MTF at August 24, 2016 07:16 AM (sQqgE)
Babbling about Rubio and his immigration policy as if Rubio was running
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2016 07:18 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: MTF at August 24, 2016 07:18 AM (sQqgE)
Fenelon, how does your husband like that new job? And has your son started back to school yet?
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2016 07:19 AM (805dc)
Posted by: MTF at August 24, 2016 07:20 AM (sQqgE)
Posted by: creeper at August 24, 2016 07:20 AM (MP6Qb)
Posted by: MTF at August 24, 2016 07:21 AM (sQqgE)
Posted by: Colin at August 24, 2016 07:23 AM (toJdI)
Hi, Bluebell; He likes his new job transporting the Seniors. Son does not go back to school until after Labor Day, but he's up comparatively early every morning during the week to practice with the Cross Country team. Thanks for asking. Are you children back to school yet, or you homeschool?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2016 07:23 AM (6HqlZ)
She probably worked out with that Shake Weight gizmo
Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2016 07:24 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: MTF at August 24, 2016 07:25 AM (sQqgE)
Posted by: A dude in MI at August 24, 2016 07:26 AM (0LQ4f)
Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2016 07:24 AM (8ikIW)
Could you be talking about that wonder thing that Amazon sells for 16.79... Special pulsating dumbbell for shaping and toning upper body Dynamic Inertia technology ignites muscles in arms, shoulders, and chest Increase upper body muscle activity by 300 percent compared to regular weights Works in only 6 minutes per day; fits easily inside a suitcase or travel bag Comes with upper body toning DVD
Posted by: Colin at August 24, 2016 07:27 AM (toJdI)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 24, 2016 07:27 AM (Ee2nz)
Posted by: Colin
But wait, there's more!
Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2016 07:29 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: MTF at August 24, 2016 07:25 AM (sQqgE)
DON Nevergiveup
The police protected you and there were courts of law. You didnt need a friend like me. But, now you come to me, and you say: Don Nevergiveup, give me justice. But you dont ask with respect. You dont offer friendship. You dont even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my State on the day I'm in Wasington DC, and you ask me to do Influence peddling ( who do you think I am The FAB?) for nothing.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2016 07:30 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at August 24, 2016 07:31 AM (SXa8W)
I do homeschool, and we haven't started yet. He has 3 outside classes that will start the day after Labor Day. I have the rest of his stuff here, and I've told him that I will be giving him little things to do soon so that he can get a little bit out of the way before everything starts proper.
He is doing American History (with me) and American Government (with a wonderful teacher) this year and I am planning lots of field trips. We did a ton when his siblings were younger but he was in a stroller for most of them!
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2016 07:31 AM (805dc)
Posted by: Colin at August 24, 2016 07:34 AM (toJdI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2016 07:34 AM (6HqlZ)
Is hard to seperated School stuff from Mom Stuff?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2016 07:35 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2016 07:37 AM (805dc)
Posted by: lizabth at August 24, 2016 07:41 AM (gj5ex)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 24, 2016 07:41 AM (Z8DIA)
Everyone always asks me what I'm going to do when I finish homeschooling. I don't even hesitate:
clean my house.
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2016 07:42 AM (805dc)
Posted by: MTF at August 24, 2016 07:43 AM (sQqgE)
Posted by: Colin
But wait, there's more!
Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2016 07:29 AM (8ikIW)
Order now and we'll double your order! You and your significant other can look toned and firm together! Just pay for the additional shipping and handling.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 24, 2016 07:44 AM (Ee2nz)
http://tinyurl.com/gr5qce7
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at August 24, 2016 07:45 AM (eytER)
Posted by: lizabth at August 24, 2016 07:46 AM (gj5ex)
Thx.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2016 07:47 AM (6HqlZ)
Posted by: MTF at August 24, 2016 07:43 AM (sQqgE)
Well being a right wing racist I think my picture is up on the 10 most wanted list in left wing Princeton, so your on your own Pal!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2016 07:47 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Weasel at August 24, 2016 07:47 AM (LHS8g)
Something is up, is Trump the one really driving this thing? If so, good on him.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 24, 2016 07:48 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: Bruce at August 24, 2016 07:49 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2016 07:50 AM (805dc)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 24, 2016 07:51 AM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 24, 2016 07:57 AM (EZebt)
Thanks, San Franpsycho and bluebell. The prayers mean a lot.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2016 07:59 AM (6HqlZ)
DragonCon or GTFO. Hot filthy cosplayers, John Ringo half drunk telling stories... Too bad Correia isn't coming this year.
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at August 24, 2016 08:09 AM (z1KQ6)
Go to heyjackass dot com
Breaks down all the murders by neighborhood and lots of other ways.
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