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Mid-Morning Open Thread [CBD]
Portrait Of Miss Dora Wheeler
William Merritt Chase
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Israel at August 15, 2016 09:51 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 15, 2016 09:51 AM (ergrq)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at August 15, 2016 09:51 AM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 15, 2016 09:52 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 15, 2016 09:52 AM (ergrq)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 15, 2016 09:53 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 15, 2016 09:54 AM (ergrq)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 15, 2016 09:54 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 15, 2016 09:54 AM (oAY8z)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 15, 2016 09:55 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 15, 2016 09:56 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 15, 2016 09:56 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: @votermom at August 15, 2016 09:58 AM (7lVbc)
Posted by: phoenixgirl you must fight for independence EVERYDAY at August 15, 2016 09:58 AM (0O7c5)
I settle back to await what you all have to say about Miss Wheeler. You never disappoint.
Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2016 09:59 AM (805dc)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 15, 2016 09:59 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 15, 2016 09:59 AM (oAY8z)
Posted by: @votermom at August 15, 2016 09:59 AM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 15, 2016 09:59 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 15, 2016 09:59 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 15, 2016 09:59 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 15, 2016 10:00 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: ajmojo at August 15, 2016 10:00 AM (1H9ox)
Posted by: phoenixgirl you must fight for independence EVERYDAY at August 15, 2016 10:00 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 15, 2016 10:01 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 15, 2016 10:01 AM (OkKDg)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 15, 2016 09:56 AM (4AVeu)
I was thinking the same thing!
Posted by: josephistan at August 15, 2016 10:01 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 15, 2016 10:01 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Eromero at August 15, 2016 10:01 AM (zLDYs)
Or else she's figuring out how to poison her rival for her feller's attention.
One or the other.
Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2016 10:01 AM (805dc)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 15, 2016 10:02 AM (oAY8z)
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 15, 2016 10:02 AM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 15, 2016 10:02 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Fritz at August 15, 2016 10:02 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 15, 2016 10:03 AM (oDCMR)
I'll have to go with contemplative poisoner.
Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2016 10:03 AM (805dc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 15, 2016 10:03 AM (OkKDg)
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 15, 2016 10:04 AM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 15, 2016 10:04 AM (oAY8z)
Posted by: josephistan at August 15, 2016 10:05 AM (7HtZB)
She looks like Jane Adams, the actress.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 15, 2016 10:05 AM (xxSK3)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 15, 2016 10:05 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 15, 2016 10:05 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 15, 2016 10:06 AM (ergrq)
Posted by: josephistan at August 15, 2016 10:06 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: ajmojo at August 15, 2016 10:06 AM (1H9ox)
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 15, 2016 10:07 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 15, 2016 10:07 AM (OkKDg)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 15, 2016 10:08 AM (5QyYN)
Well, today we move the guns and ammo into the new house. Apparently the movers won't handle that. So I better get going. I have to find a canoe. Later...
Posted by: grammie winger at August 15, 2016 10:05 AM (dFi94)
Heh.
Talked to my brother in CA this weekend. Half the conversation was about boomsticks and the new gun laws Gov Moonbeam has going into place. And planning for lots of canoe rides.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 15, 2016 10:08 AM (xxSK3)
Posted by: Lepetomane at August 15, 2016 10:08 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 15, 2016 10:08 AM (OkKDg)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 15, 2016 10:08 AM (oAY8z)
49 She looks like Jane Adams, the actress.
More like John Adams.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 15, 2016 10:08 AM (5QyYN)
Have you seen her photos? Jane Adams looks like John Adams
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 15, 2016 10:09 AM (xxSK3)
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In fact, I think she's magically trapped the cat, a bird, and butterflies in the wall.
Right now she's plotting to add the artist to her wall.
How did he escape?
Posted by: @votermom at August 15, 2016 10:09 AM (7lVbc)
...
I had an colonoscopy and it found the same thing. Weird.
Posted by: Barney Frank at August 15, 2016 10:09 AM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 15, 2016 10:10 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: josephistan at August 15, 2016 10:05 AM (7HtZB)
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If you get an early start, you could do both. They're not that far apart.
You may have other things to do on Saturday, though.
Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2016 10:10 AM (805dc)
Looks like Oscar Wilde. Hell, I believe it is Oscar Wilde
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 15, 2016 10:08 AM (oAY8z)
Oh. Butch Oscar.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 15, 2016 10:10 AM (xxSK3)
**scribbles on paper**
My life has been a tapestry of rich and royal hue,
An everlasting vision of the ever-changing view.
A wondrous woven magic in bits of blue and gold.
A tapestry to feel and see, impossible to hold.
**crumples paper, tosses in waste basket**
Nah, too maudlin. That tripe will never sell. If I want a million-seller maybe I should write a ballad instead.
Posted by: Miss Dora Wheeler (former roommate of Carole King) at August 15, 2016 10:10 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: TexasDan at August 15, 2016 10:11 AM (kD732)
Did an AVG scan and it found three Trojans
Well if they're magnum sized they're mine.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 15, 2016 10:04 AM (ZnIt3)
What are you doing over at Vic's house? You better hope Vic doesn't have a magnum (357) of his own.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 15, 2016 10:12 AM (jxbfJ)
Dora Wheeler became Chase's first student when he returned from overseas study in Munich and set up a teaching studio in New York. At the time, few American artists accepted women as private pupils.
After her course of study, Wheeler joined her mother in launching a successful decorating firm, one of the first businesses in the country to be operated entirely by women. For the firm, she designed luxurious textiles, and the embroidered silk tapestry that fills the background in her portrait references her occupational interest.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 15, 2016 10:12 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: josephistan at August 15, 2016 10:05 AM (7HtZB)
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If you get an early start, you could do both. They're not that far apart.
You may have other things to do on Saturday, though.
Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2016 10:10 AM (805dc)
Unfortunately the bus schedules going to DC from Philly suck. The earliest time I could arrive in DC is 1:00, and both museums close at 5.
Posted by: josephistan at August 15, 2016 10:12 AM (7HtZB)
Well, today we move the guns and ammo into the new house. Apparently the
movers won't handle that. So I better get going. I have to find a
canoe. Later...
Posted by: grammie winger at August 15, 2016 10:05 AM (dFi94)
you don't want them handling it......not saying they'll steal it.....but....they'll steal it....don't let them know you have it either
Posted by: phoenixgirl you must fight for independence EVERYDAY at August 15, 2016 10:12 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2016 10:13 AM (805dc)
The sniper is under her chair. Clever fellow.
For a short while, the ONT was latest on the front page, even though a new thread was up. Was that just me or did anyone else get that? (Darn Kaboom cereal box cardboard membership!)
Posted by: mindful webworker - what th' at August 15, 2016 10:13 AM (yCZVl)
Posted by: @votermom at August 15, 2016 09:59 AM (7lVbc)
It's really Margaret Hamilton the Wicked Witch of the West
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 15, 2016 10:14 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 15, 2016 10:14 AM (wPiJc)
(I only saw a headline somewhere, I didn't read the article.)
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 15, 2016 10:14 AM (77emZ)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 15, 2016 10:14 AM (oAY8z)
Posted by: josephistan at August 15, 2016 10:12 AM (7HtZB)
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Have you looked into Amtrak? That might be better. Probably more expensive, though.
Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2016 10:14 AM (805dc)
Speaking of MP4, where is he? I haven't seen him around lately.
Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2016 10:13 AM (805dc)
Picked up by the MPs for trying to sell an MP5.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 15, 2016 10:15 AM (xxSK3)
Posted by: Miss Dora Wheeler at August 15, 2016 10:15 AM (VAsIq)
ISIS claims it has assassinated US military commander in Kabul bomb attack
14:24, 15 AUG 2016 UPDATED 15:08, 15 AUG 2016
BY GARETH BROWNE
A statement put out by the terror group's Amaq news agency said it had killed the commander with an explosive device along with two Afghan officers
NO US News is reporting this.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2016 10:15 AM (zp+j1)
In fact, I think she's magically trapped the cat, a bird, and butterflies in the wall.
Right now she's plotting to add the artist to her wall.
How did he escape?
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You'll notice the painting is unfinished...
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at August 15, 2016 10:16 AM (BYSrJ)
Posted by: josephistan at August 15, 2016 10:12 AM (7HtZB)
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Have you looked into Amtrak? That might be better. Probably more expensive, though.
Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2016 10:14 AM (805dc)
Much, much more expensive. I'll just be glad to get out of the house for a day, see some beautiful art & enjoy the air conditioning.
Posted by: josephistan at August 15, 2016 10:16 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 15, 2016 10:16 AM (OkKDg)
Posted by: Miss Dora Wheeler at August 15, 2016 10:16 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 15, 2016 10:16 AM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 15, 2016 10:17 AM (ry34m)
Well, she certainly is no Hope Solo, - that we can tell.
Posted by: Fritz at August 15, 2016 10:17 AM (2Mnv1)
Fun Fact
Dora Wheeler died in December 1940. She was survived by her daughter, Mrs. Clyde V. Simpson; two nieces, Miss Candace Stimson and Mrs. George Riggs of Port Washington; and by -- her nephew Henry L. Stimson, then Secretary of War serving President Franklin Roosevelt on the eve of the Second World War.
wikipedia.org/wiki/Dora_Wheeler_Keith
Interesting bio at the link.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 15, 2016 10:18 AM (kdS6q)
Listening to certain "news" reports of what's happening in Milwaukee call it "unrest" and "protests". Not one mention of rioting or looting.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 15, 2016 10:18 AM (493sH)
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Well..... look who runs Amaq.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 15, 2016 10:18 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 15, 2016 10:18 AM (oAY8z)
I feel like this woman looks.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 15, 2016 10:18 AM (r65B3)
Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at August 15, 2016 10:19 AM (QM5S2)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 15, 2016 10:18 AM (493sH)
Apparently it's only rioting or looting if it happens to you?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2016 10:19 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 15, 2016 10:19 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 15, 2016 10:19 AM (wPiJc)
Listening to certain "news" reports of what's happening in Milwaukee call it "unrest" and "protests". Not one mention of rioting or looting.
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How unexpected
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at August 15, 2016 10:20 AM (BYSrJ)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 15, 2016 10:20 AM (wPiJc)
(I only saw a headline somewhere, I didn't read the article.)
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 15, 2016 10:14 AM (77emZ)
I don't go to Leftist Progressive websites, but it sounds like something they'd say.
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 10:21 AM (d6TTt)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 15, 2016 10:21 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 15, 2016 10:21 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at August 15, 2016 10:21 AM (BYSrJ)
(I only saw a headline somewhere, I didn't read the article.)
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 15, 2016 10:14 AM (77emZ)
Better judges for who?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 15, 2016 10:21 AM (jxbfJ)
Cooties is the other.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 15, 2016 10:21 AM (kD732)
The pose of Miss Wheeler is also interesting. She gazes out at the viewer in a direct, almost challenging, manner. Her posture is relaxed (confident?) and comfortable. There is a sense that she's thinking "If you can impress me, you will find it worthwhile."
I've seen other portraits by Chase and this is probably my favorite. It is evocative on many levels and very effective.
Posted by: JTB at August 15, 2016 10:23 AM (V+03K)
The 'Age of Obama' must go down in history as a time of incredible peace and prosperity. All evidence to the contrary being ignored or papered over.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 15, 2016 10:23 AM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 15, 2016 10:23 AM (Kynq4)
Posted by: fixerupper
You know what they say--if you roll in Amaq, you get dirty.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 15, 2016 10:23 AM (VAsIq)
Cooties is the other.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 15, 2016 10:21 AM (kD732)
I thought it was cooter.
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 10:23 AM (d6TTt)
Posted by: buzzion at August 15, 2016 10:24 AM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Grammar Nazi Misses the Point at August 15, 2016 10:24 AM (VAsIq)
I look forward to the day of high resolution 3D printers for under $1000. Then I can print a near perfect reproduction, brush marks and all, for a few bucks? And holograms of sculptures? Or will old art be phased out, and only pictures of Dear Leader allowed in homes, along with BigBro surveillance?
Are we at a turning point, or going off the cliff? Just call me mellow yellow.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 15, 2016 10:25 AM (l6e0e)
Posted by: John McSkidmark at August 15, 2016 10:25 AM (A/6fJ)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 15, 2016 10:25 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at August 15, 2016 10:26 AM (QM5S2)
Posted by: Grammar Nazi Misses the Point at August 15, 2016 10:24 AM (VAsIq)
so, " For Who the Bells Toll " is right out?
Huh.
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 10:26 AM (d6TTt)
Posted by: The King in Yellow at August 15, 2016 10:26 AM (HGtd0)
Posted by: illiniwek
If it's brown...build a wall to keep it out!
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 15, 2016 10:26 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 15, 2016 10:26 AM (V2Yro)
New Jersey is among a small handful of states that forbid food and beverage in funeral homes. The prohibition, on the books for 50 plus years, was rooted in the public health belief that food and human remains dont belong under the same roof.
LOL...I kinda noticed I never saw any food at a Funeral in NJ ( or NY that I remember?) but never thought to much about it. Would not mind a nice stiff drink at some Funerals...but I guess that might loosen tongues, which may not be the best thing?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2016 10:26 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 10:27 AM (d6TTt)
Posted by: The King in Yellow
YOUR tapestries!? *fake sneeze*
Posted by: Indiana Jones pretending to be a Scottish Laird at August 15, 2016 10:27 AM (VAsIq)
http://tinyurl.com/jkhcomp
Posted by: buzzion at August 15, 2016 10:24 AM (z/Ubi)
I'll make Georgie a deal. I'll take all the hate he gets if he gives me the $4 billion he got for the franchise.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 15, 2016 10:28 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Mooch at August 15, 2016 10:28 AM (HGtd0)
70 So, now is RedState now saying Hillary will nominate better judges than Trump?
(I only saw a headline somewhere, I didn't read the article.)
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 15, 2016 10:14 AM (77emZ)
Better judges for who?
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All these stupid #NeverTrump idiots think that somehow there are no consequences for anyone if Hillary is elected--while at the same time assuring us of the horrors of a Trump Presidency.
And Insty has a link from NRO--no less--that says the best thing the #NeverTrump turds could do would be to offer Trump advice--not the futile, destructive temper tantrum they are throwing right now.
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 15, 2016 10:28 AM (77emZ)
Posted by: josephistan at August 15, 2016 10:16 AM (7HtZB)
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Either museum would be worthwhile. Hope you have a delightful day.
Have you ever seen Whistler's Peacock Room at the Freer? It's beautiful. Closed for renovations till next year though.
Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2016 10:28 AM (805dc)
Posted by: tubal
Should be "To whom does this bitch belong, gents?"
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 15, 2016 10:29 AM (VAsIq)
It's like I don't even know you any more.
Posted by: blaster at August 15, 2016 10:29 AM (tewYv)
Amok is one of the few Indonesian words that has entered the English lexicon.
Cooties is the other.
Posted by: TexasDan
I thought it was cooter.
Posted by: tubal
Cooties run amok in the cooter.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 15, 2016 10:30 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2016 10:31 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Sesame Street's Cootie Monster at August 15, 2016 10:31 AM (VAsIq)
It's like I don't even know you any more.
Posted by: blaster at August 15, 2016 10:29 AM (tewYv)
The "hitting looks to be an exercise in futility, due to the 15 yards of fabric she's swathed in.
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 10:31 AM (d6TTt)
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 15, 2016 10:23 AM
Watching Obama enjoy his vacation and double down on his golfing just confirms in my mind that was his plan all along: to get America to the point of race riots. In his twisted mind, everything is happening according to schedule.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at August 15, 2016 10:32 AM (oQQwD)
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 10:32 AM (d6TTt)
Posted by: TexasDan at August 15, 2016 10:32 AM (kD732)
Posted by: Coldplay at August 15, 2016 10:33 AM (VAsIq)
When ISIS moved in from Iraq
Their ultimate purpose?
Set up a news service.
Now ISIS is running Amaq
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 15, 2016 10:33 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 15, 2016 10:33 AM (Kynq4)
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/438963/never-
trump-republicans-help-hillary-clinton#pq=n7LPAA
(remove extra spaces)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 15, 2016 10:34 AM (HGtd0)
Posted by: josephistan at August 15, 2016 10:05 AM (7HtZB)
I love the Phillips collection. One of my favorite museums.
The picture - and that yellow - is lovely. Thank you CBD.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at August 15, 2016 10:34 AM (u0lmX)
Posted by: SATAN at August 15, 2016 10:34 AM (VAsIq)
Niiiice. From the home team, no less.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2016 10:34 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 15, 2016 10:34 AM (r65B3)
LOL...I kinda noticed I never saw any food at a
Funeral in NJ ( or NY that I remember?) but never thought to much about
it. Would not mind a nice stiff drink at some Funerals...but I guess
that might loosen tongues, which may not be the best thing?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2016 10:26 AM (zp+j1)
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I really miss the old wakes and funerals in my family where someone would be the designated 'caterer' and fill the trunk of the car with beer and harder stuff. Last few wakes had big signs that no liquor was allowed and it really put a damper on the gathering. It was always so much more fun to raise a glass.
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 15, 2016 10:34 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: zombie Edgar Allan Poe at August 15, 2016 10:34 AM (H9MG5)
When ISIS moved in from Iraq
Their ultimate purpose?
Set up a news service.
Now ISIS is running Amaq
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 15, 2016 10:33 AM (wPiJc)
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Bravo, Seamus. Well-done, emojis or no emojis.
Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2016 10:35 AM (805dc)
http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2016/08/a-new-
illustrated-story-what-it-means.html
(remove extra spaces)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 15, 2016 10:36 AM (HGtd0)
Posted by: zombie Edgar Allan Poe at August 15, 2016 10:34 AM (H9MG5)
Now that's good. I do love minimalist wit.
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 10:36 AM (d6TTt)
Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2016 10:28 AM (805dc)
Yes, I saw that a couple of years ago. Just gorgeous.
Posted by: josephistan at August 15, 2016 10:36 AM (7HtZB)
Amok is sort of a bezerker murderous rampage in Indonesian.
Cooties is spelled differently but phonetically identical; it's a for real nasty skin condition.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 15, 2016 10:36 AM (kD732)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 15, 2016 10:03 AM (OkKDg)
I was thinking Kevin Kline, but yeah, same ballpark.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2016 10:36 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: simplemind at August 15, 2016 10:36 AM (xVRrG)
Posted by: phoenixgirl you must fight for independence EVERYDAY at August 15, 2016 10:37 AM (0O7c5)
I'm a guy. The answer is always Yes. Yes, I'd hit it. I'd hit the snot out of it. The real question is, would I want my friends to know about it?
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at August 15, 2016 10:37 AM (BYSrJ)
Posted by: phoenixgirl you must fight for independence EVERYDAY at August 15, 2016 10:37 AM (0O7c5)
Is Mrs. Wheeler from Venezuela del Norte (formerly Los Estados Unidos, formerly U.S.A.)?
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 15, 2016 10:37 AM (4ng05)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2016 10:26 AM (zp+j1)
What do they do about hospitals?
Posted by: Lea at August 15, 2016 10:38 AM (lIU4e)
No, no, no.
My dear morons that shade of the spectrum is known as-
Daffodil Sunshine.
Everyone who's anyone knows that.
Posted by: naturalfake being all artsy and such at August 15, 2016 10:38 AM (HGtd0)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 15, 2016 10:38 AM (r65B3)
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at August 15, 2016 10:37 AM (BYSrJ)
Everything feels soft, in the dark. Some things get softer, with time.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2016 10:38 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: WaitingForMartel
And then there's the fear of contracting cooters.
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 10:38 AM (d6TTt)
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 15, 2016 10:38 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: phoenix girl you must fight for independence EVERYDAY at August 15, 2016 10:37 AM (0O7c5)
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I can see his emojis, but not your ampersand, as well.
Here, have one of mine: &&&&&&&
Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2016 10:39 AM (805dc)
Posted by: Lea at August 15, 2016 10:38 AM (lIU4e)
No Sex in the morgue without special permission
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2016 10:39 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Diogenes
I thought the Fish opened for the Whistlin' 'Cock...
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 15, 2016 10:40 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2016 10:38 AM (TOk1P)
Or, " all cats are gray in the dark". Someone famous said that, but I'm unable to recall who. Still
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 10:40 AM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 15, 2016 10:41 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Lea at August 15, 2016 10:38 AM
Corpse Cafeteria is on a separate floor with Pathology.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 15, 2016 10:41 AM (Kynq4)
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 15, 2016 10:41 AM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 15, 2016 10:41 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 15, 2016 10:42 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 15, 2016 10:42 AM (xxSK3)
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 10:42 AM (d6TTt)
(I only saw a headline somewhere, I didn't read the article.)
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 15, 2016 10:14 AM (77emZ)
Better judges for who?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 15, 2016 10:21 AM (jxbfJ)
Really?
Posted by: redbanzai at August 15, 2016 10:42 AM (3JA/M)
She's off tomorrow morning to a rehab place in Hawaii....and she's bitching about it.
If she doesn't go, I just might.
Posted by: Tami at August 15, 2016 10:42 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
New band name?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson
I saw Sex in the Morgue open for Cold Fish at the Hollywood Bowl in '88.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 15, 2016 10:42 AM (5QyYN)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 15, 2016 10:42 AM (xxSK3)
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 10:40 AM (d6TTt)
I did.
And now I am off to fight mecha-Barbra Streisand.
Posted by: Robert Smith of The Cure at August 15, 2016 10:43 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: @votermom at August 15, 2016 10:43 AM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 15, 2016 10:44 AM (Kynq4)
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 15, 2016 10:14 AM (77emZ)
Just to reiterate, Trump will be the last vote I ever cast for anyone with an (R) following their name. Either there will be a new party, or I'm officially #neverRepublican.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 15, 2016 10:44 AM (4ng05)
Posted by: Tami at August 15, 2016 10:42 AM (Enq6K)
Well Tami, it's not " get thee to a nunnery" but yeah, she needs to be off the streets. Here's hoping it's a long term program.
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 10:45 AM (d6TTt)
Is that true, or just funny in an Orwellian way?
It feels true.
It has truthiness, as they say.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 15, 2016 10:46 AM (kKHcp)
Posted by: @votermom at August 15, 2016 10:43 AM (7lVbc)
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That's really something. I've never heard of that.
Hey - do you start your job at the bookstore today?
Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2016 10:46 AM (805dc)
Pay no mind to the snooty patooties
If you run into Dora
You'd better ignore 'er
'Cause that way you won't catch her cooties
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 15, 2016 10:47 AM (wPiJc)
If she doesn't go, I just might.
Posted by: Tami at August 15, 2016 10:42 AM (Enq6K)
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Tami, what is she complaining about - that she's going to rehab (after she asked you for help) or that it's in Hawaii? Can't imagine complaining about either!
Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2016 10:48 AM (805dc)
Spoilsport It's a time for bold actions.
See the masthead above.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 15, 2016 10:49 AM (ZnIt3)
Hellary will pick better judges than Trump.
Boy, "our" side sure sounds a lot like their side, no?
Guess I have no side, though I've known that for years.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 15, 2016 10:49 AM (kKHcp)
Posted by: Pander Bear Party at August 15, 2016 10:51 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Pander Bear Party at August 15, 2016 10:51 AM (VAsIq)
True. Down the memory hole.
I guess her squeakhole was hurting from being hoisted on her own petard.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 15, 2016 10:52 AM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 15, 2016 10:52 AM (HSmrB)
Pay no mind to the snooty patooties
If you run into Dora
You'd better ignore 'er
'Cause that way you won't catch her cooties
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 15, 2016 10:47 AM (wPiJc)
In my head, there's a limerick to be had here, that rhymes Dora with Ford Explorer, but I can't complete it without noting that "her" gearshaft ends up in one's rear-aft, and to me that is just too much horror.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2016 10:52 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 10:45 AM (d6TTt)
Thanks tubal...we are hoping too.
Posted by: Tami at August 15, 2016 10:52 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2016 10:46 AM (805dc)
Not yet. The assistant manager handles new hires & training and she's on vacay. I'm supposed to get a call either at the end of this week or the start of next.
thanks for asking!
Posted by: @votermom at August 15, 2016 10:52 AM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 15, 2016 10:52 AM (Kynq4)
Posted by: Pander Bear Party at August 15, 2016 10:52 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: JTB at August 15, 2016 10:53 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Donovan at August 15, 2016 10:53 AM (wH8rX)
Posted by: Sphynx at August 15, 2016 10:53 AM (OZmbA)
Now there is a Polish joke in there, but I am a gentlemen LMAO
Oh and by the way did anyone see the super heavy weight female weight lifting last night? Hubba Hubba
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2016 10:53 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 15, 2016 10:54 AM (tIja6)
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2016 10:54 AM (RKJF2)
going to rehab (after she asked you for help) or that it's in Hawaii?
Can't imagine complaining about either!
Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2016 10:48 AM (805dc)
You name it she's complaining about it. Why Hawaii? (Why NOT!?) But her twin brother lives there and had a daughter go through the program so he had an in with the people that run it (it's a Teen Challenge facility for women).
She wants it in writing that we'll bring her back. She's been told, you finish the program, we'll bring you back. OR hey....how about this....PAY YOUR OWN WAY BACK!
Posted by: Tami at August 15, 2016 10:55 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2016 10:53 AM (zp+j1)
I wish they'd shown the lower weight classes.
The women who are like 115 pounds lifting 230 pound weights are fit.
Posted by: @votermom at August 15, 2016 10:56 AM (7lVbc)
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2016 10:54 AM (RKJF2)
Just under the robe, between the chair's two armrests, you can just make out the outline of the gun's barrel sticking up.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2016 10:57 AM (TOk1P)
Died of severe hemophilia
In the town mortuary
Met her fiancé Larry
They're engaged (but it's just necrophilia)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 15, 2016 10:57 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2016 10:59 AM (1mXAR)
Yeah Hawai'i is pretty darn nice.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 15, 2016 10:59 AM (Kynq4)
Posted by: Jean at August 15, 2016 10:59 AM (ngn8T)
Posted by: @votermom at August 15, 2016 11:00 AM (7lVbc)
finish the program, we'll bring you back. OR hey....how about
this....PAY YOUR OWN WAY BACK!
Oh, my! She must be upset that you took her plea to get her away from temptation so seriously! That's f-a-r away from the heroin house.
I hope she can turn herself around.
*Also: apparently its common for people addicted to pain pills to start using heroin - it's a similar high or something.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2016 11:01 AM (NOIQH)
Yeah Hawai'i is pretty darn nice.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 15, 2016 10:59 AM (Kynq4)
There's a real "you can lead a horse to water" element here. Someone who is being "forced" into treatment is unlikely to get out of it what's intended.
Some real awful choices are necessary when families deal with this stuff, but my suggestion would be to consider her health and well-being as her reward, AND PROMISE HER NOTHING ELSE!
Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2016 11:01 AM (TOk1P)
Send her the cash for the return ticket, she'll spend it and not fly
Posted by: Jean at August 15, 2016 10:59 AM (ngn8T)
And when you buy the ticket, make sure it's non-refundable.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 15, 2016 11:02 AM (xxSK3)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 15, 2016 10:42 AM
It might be a good time to remind the Horde that when Rosie, Lena, and Trigglypuff stumble in demanding 'action', the current occupant of The Barrel is the Designated Hitter.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 15, 2016 11:02 AM (wH8rX)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2016 11:01 AM (NOIQH)
Honestly, the only real difference is your dealer is some sleazy doctor who will write you a prescription, instead of Bubba on the street corner.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2016 11:03 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Tami at August 15, 2016 10:55 AM (Enq6K)
At the risk of being offensive, sounds like a drug addled brain, perhaps combined with a naturally combative, negative nature.
I've been down that road in my ( fortunately ) distant past. From my own experience, I didn't make any sense at all for a while.
Now, I don't have an excuse. Sobering up an idiot leaves the idiot part, I guess. ( I'd insert a smiley emoji here, but - moron).
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 11:04 AM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 15, 2016 11:02 AM (wH8rX)
__________________________________
I'd hit 'em. I'd hit 'em all...
*cough-cough-cough-fart/squirt-cough,, cough*
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 15, 2016 11:05 AM (HSmrB)
Curse you Duncanthrax, now I'll be afraid to post for the rest of the day fearing a typo!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 15, 2016 11:05 AM (wYnyS)
rhymes Dora with Ford Explorer, but I can't complete it without
noting that "her" gearshaft ends up in one's rear-aft, and to
me that is just too much horror.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2016 10:52 AM (TOk1P)<<<
There once was a lady named Dora,
We had some fun in my old Ford Explora,
We took our good time to the rear,
After her rear put the truck into gear,
And filled us both with an absolute horra.
Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at August 15, 2016 11:06 AM (H9MG5)
http://tinyurl.com/hgdls48
Posted by: buzzion at August 15, 2016 11:08 AM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Yo! at August 15, 2016 11:13 AM (uPt3V)
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 11:14 AM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Socratease at August 15, 2016 11:15 AM (2GbWn)
Posted by: sinalco at August 15, 2016 11:15 AM (yODqO)
Posted by: Acela at August 15, 2016 11:16 AM (8J/Te)
http://tinyurl.com/hgdls48
Posted by: buzzion at August 15, 2016 11:08 AM (z/Ubi)
In related news, US frozen food consumers blast Swanson for making prepackaged sh*t and not fresh food.
Now the weather... it's raining today, folks, and for those of you who don't know, whilst standing outside, you are likely to get wet.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2016 11:16 AM (TOk1P)
doctor who will write you a prescription, instead of Bubba on the
street corner.
Eh, I've had family on pain pills for back injuries and the doctors and pharmacists make it very difficult to get them - whole lot of laws and doctor's office/pharmacy rules to make sure you're not scamming the system. Their experience was nothing but constant hassles.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2016 11:16 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 15, 2016 11:16 AM (VAsIq)
No kidding. Where are these pill mills everyone talks about?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 15, 2016 11:17 AM (5QyYN)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 15, 2016 11:16 AM (VAsIq)
Bastards. The Man, always holdin' us down.
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 11:17 AM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2016 11:16 AM (NOIQH)
Hence, my use of the phrase "some sleazy doctor."
Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2016 11:18 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 15, 2016 11:17 AM (5QyYN)
Actually all over the place
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2016 11:18 AM (zp+j1)
*limited number available, please send recent photo
Posted by: Pander Bear Party at August 15, 2016 11:18 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at August 15, 2016 11:19 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 11:19 AM (d6TTt)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2016 11:18 AM (TOk1P)
And a huge proportion of the DRs are from 3rd World Countries
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2016 11:19 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 15, 2016 11:17 AM (5QyYN)
Actually all over the place
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2016 11:18 AM (zp+j1)
Yup, ask your local pill addict, he/she knows.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2016 11:19 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: tubal
I taught you sounded familiar!
Posted by: zombie Miss Cleo at August 15, 2016 11:20 AM (VAsIq)
Eh, I've had family on pain pills for back injuries and the doctors and pharmacists make it very difficult to get them - whole lot of laws and doctor's office/pharmacy rules to make sure you're not scamming the system. Their experience was nothing but constant hassles.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2016 11:16 AM (NOIQH)
It is amazing how that always seems to be the case... for people that probably actually do need them. Meanwhile it seems somebody with "back pain" *Wink Wink* can find 3 separate doctors to write them a prescription.
Posted by: buzzion at August 15, 2016 11:20 AM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Abby at August 15, 2016 11:20 AM (HBU7W)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 15, 2016 11:17 AM (5QyYN)
Actually all over the place
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Not by my doctors. Same with school. Where the hell were the classes that were no show/ auto pass?
Every one I was ever in required butt in seat every class.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 15, 2016 11:20 AM (5QyYN)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2016 11:19 AM (TOk1P)
30 years ago I had a tenant who was an MD who was arrested just for that.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2016 11:20 AM (zp+j1)
*Also: apparently its common for people addicted to pain pills to start using heroin - it's a similar high or something.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2016 11:01 AM
Supposedly cheaper and more readily available thanks to imports for Mexico.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 15, 2016 11:21 AM (IqV8l)
Not by my doctors. Same with school. Where the hell were the classes that were no show/ auto pass?
Every one I was ever in required butt in seat every class.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 15, 2016 11:20 AM (5QyYN)
A lot of 3rd World DRs who are trained overseas and then come here and get Liciences
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2016 11:22 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: buzzion at August 15, 2016 11:20 AM (z/Ubi)
Back in the day, my dealers, er doctors, were rather generous with " something for the pain. Dentists were good for Codeine, er, Tylenol 4.
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 11:22 AM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr
Make American heroin affordable again!
Posted by: Libertarian Trump at August 15, 2016 11:23 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 11:22 AM (d6TTt)
back in "The DAY" Drug Companies actually gave out free Narcotic Samples
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2016 11:23 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 15, 2016 11:21 AM (IqV8l)
Ozziecontina, just like the real thing, but with a worm in the bottle.
Posted by: Jose at August 15, 2016 11:24 AM (TOk1P)
Assholes
By the By, When I was down there on Duty, we were allowed to go to Graceland, but NOT with our GOV Cars. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2016 11:25 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 15, 2016 11:26 AM (VAsIq)
back in "The DAY" Drug Companies actually gave out free Narcotic Samples
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2016 11:23 AM (zp+j1)
Oh. You are a dentist, yes?
Did not mean to impugn your profession.
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 11:26 AM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 15, 2016 11:26 AM (VAsIq)
Did not mean to impugn your profession.
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 11:26 AM (d6TTt)
Go right ahead, I hate most of my fellow Dentists. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2016 11:27 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 15, 2016 11:26 AM (VAsIq)
Well, they DO keep growing, unless she keeps gnawing on the baseboards and such.
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 11:28 AM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 15, 2016 11:26 AM (VAsIq)
Well, Xe is British, I believe.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2016 11:28 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: The News at August 15, 2016 11:28 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 11:04 AM (d6TTt)
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tubal, you may be a Moron, but you're obviously no idiot. Glad you made it through.
Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2016 11:28 AM (805dc)
*Also: apparently its common for people addicted to pain pills to start using heroin - it's a similar high or something.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2016 11:01 AM
Supposedly cheaper and more readily available thanks to imports for Mexico.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 15, 2016 11:21 AM (IqV8l)
Heroin Fentanyl are major problems here in the Northeast. I get to testify in a trial next month for the druggie who broke into my house 2 years ago (so much for swift justice).
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 15, 2016 11:29 AM (jxbfJ)
Not to go off-topic by returning to the painting, but does anyone else
get the impression Miss Wheeler's teeth are going to be in awful shape?>>>
Don't look a gift whore in the mouth.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 15, 2016 11:29 AM (Mxs5H)
activist groups has announced plans to shut down Graceland Monday
evening.
That is a fabulous idea - will win a lot of people over with that move!! Almost as good as harassing NYC Sunday morning brunch patrons.
/sarc
Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2016 11:29 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 15, 2016 11:30 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2016 11:30 AM (805dc)
Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2016 11:28 AM (805dc)
Thanks for that bluebell.
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 11:30 AM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Miss Dora Wheeler at August 15, 2016 11:31 AM (VAsIq)
http://tinyurl.com/hgdls48
Posted by: buzzion at August 15, 2016 11:08 AM (z/Ubi)
Are the ratings down? That's the only important thing. If NBC isn't taking a hit in the Nielsen's, all the complaining is bullshit.
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 15, 2016 11:32 AM (hdBlY)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 15, 2016 11:32 AM (TFxjY)
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That is a fabulous idea - will win a lot of people over with that move!! Almost as good as harassing NYC Sunday morning brunch patrons.
/sarc
Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2016 11:29 AM (NOIQH)
Remember when the Dems shut down the government, and set up barriers so old WWII Veterans could not get to the WWII Memorial?
Quite a visual, we said. Use it to win in the court of public opinion... or so we thought.
After a while, one has to start wondering if maybe the so-called "right" in this country WANTS to fight back.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2016 11:32 AM (TOk1P)
activist groups has announced plans to shut down Graceland Monday
evening.
Because Elvis mumblemumblemumble.
Of course, Elvis would've just shot them.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 15, 2016 11:33 AM (+wjl1)
Tip:
So if you search ArtFinder website, later it sometimes pulls up naked chick pictures to show you as ads. Cause art.
Posted by: Goomba at August 15, 2016 11:33 AM (cjdxs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2016 11:33 AM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Goomba at August 15, 2016 11:34 AM (cjdxs)
activist groups has announced plans to shut down Graceland Monday
evening.
That is a fabulous idea - will win a lot of people over with that move!! Almost as good as harassing NYC Sunday morning brunch patrons.
/sarc
Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2016 11:29 AM (NOIQH)
Little snowflakes believe they can show their asses with no consequences.
Which may be true, when targets of harassment are docile and cowed by the weight of the Media and Government aligned against them.
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 11:34 AM (d6TTt)
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 11:35 AM (d6TTt)
Black Lives Matter in coordination with several other Memphis-based
activist groups has announced plans to shut down Graceland Monday
evening.
Of course, Elvis would've just shot them.
So that's why he shot his TV set!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 15, 2016 11:37 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: willow at August 15, 2016 11:37 AM (A1MMY)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 15, 2016 11:26 AM (VAsIq)
Well, Xe is British, I believe.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2016 11:28 AM (TOk1P)
Let's take a look at the Big Book of British Smiles, shall we?
Posted by: Ralph Wiggum's Dentist at August 15, 2016 11:37 AM (7HtZB)
The perp apprehended on the run in FL for the murder of Eastman, GA police officer Tim Smith this past Saturday...fails to surprise in the least.
Posted by: Jaws at August 15, 2016 11:37 AM (oOw3I)
'Poor Boys and children and families
and we're all going to Graceland'
Posted by: Paul Simon - Cultural Appropriator at August 15, 2016 11:39 AM (c1srJ)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 15, 2016 11:32 AM (TOk1P)
The elite "right" have learned how to move the significant amounts of graft smoothly through the system into their pockets. Any significant political change that might benefit the serfs would almost certainly interrupt that flow, so...
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 15, 2016 11:39 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Jaws
Lutheran?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 15, 2016 11:40 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: @votermom at August 15, 2016 11:40 AM (7lVbc)
Posted by: PaleRider at August 15, 2016 11:40 AM (Jen0I)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 15, 2016 11:40 AM (5QyYN)
activist groups has announced plans to shut down Graceland Monday
evening.<<<
Why don't they just burn down the gas station that Elvis works at?
Posted by: that guy that knows Elvis is still alive at August 15, 2016 11:41 AM (H9MG5)
A young man breaks away
He buys a gun, steals a car
Tries to run, but he don't get far
And his mama cries
As a crowd gathers 'round an angry young man
Face down on the street with a gun in his hand
In the ghetto (in the ghetto)
Now get off my lawn!
Posted by: Elvis Parsley at August 15, 2016 11:41 AM (+wjl1)
Posted by: Ziggy Freud at August 15, 2016 11:41 AM (VAsIq)
Typical thug and Libtards response. Thugs say there's no place to ride their (stolen) bikes, so they want Urban Dirt Tracks. And of course the city of --(I forget) wants to use 3 million to build one.
Oh yeah, the grandson of the mayor was arrested for the same crime so ....gotta have it. No laws anymore, thugs are rewarded for crimes. We are lost. But Hillary!!
Posted by: Goomba at August 15, 2016 11:41 AM (cjdxs)
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 15, 2016 11:39 AM (wYnyS)
Old adage. Follow. The. Money. Would work in this case too.
If Investigative Journalism were still practiced.
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 11:41 AM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2016 11:33 AM (1ZOkK)
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 15, 2016 11:41 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Jaws at August 15, 2016 11:42 AM (oOw3I)
Posted by: willow at August 15, 2016 11:43 AM (A1MMY)
Posted by: bananaDream at August 15, 2016 11:43 AM (Ag8Mw)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 15, 2016 11:40 AM (5QyYN)
Taking a guess here " This is Rachel from Cardmember Services "
She won't leave me alone. I've told her she's not my type.
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 11:43 AM (d6TTt)
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 11:41 AM (d6TTt)
Investigatin' be hard, yo!
Posted by: Hrothgar Faux Journalist at August 15, 2016 11:44 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Graceland Signage at August 15, 2016 11:44 AM (c1srJ)
Posted by: willow at August 15, 2016 11:44 AM (A1MMY)
Posted by: Ziggy Freud at August 15, 2016 11:41 AM (VAsIq)
Breasteses. Always Breasteses.
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 11:44 AM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Goomba at August 15, 2016 11:45 AM (cjdxs)
As the snow flies
On a cold and gray Chicago mornin'
A poor little baby child is born
In the ghetto (in the ghetto)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at August 15, 2016 11:45 AM (evdj2)
Dang - shoulda answered it.
Posted by: @votermom at August 15, 2016 11:45 AM (7lVbc)
And his mama cries
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't need
It's another hungry mouth to feed
In the ghetto (in the ghetto)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at August 15, 2016 11:46 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: willow at August 15, 2016 11:44 AM (A1MMY)
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you probably can, willow. I suspect Miss Dora Wheeler is long past the point of needing it.
Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2016 11:46 AM (805dc)
Old adage. Follow. The. Money. Would work in this case too.
If Investigative Journalism were still practiced.
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 11:41 AM
http://www.lifezette.com/polizette/big-money-fuels-black-lives-matter/
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 15, 2016 11:46 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Brian at Chotchkies at August 15, 2016 11:46 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: willow at August 15, 2016 11:47 AM (A1MMY)
Funny thing, if an entrepreneur managed to navigate the maze of approvals, regulations, permits, impact statements and insurance to start such a thing, the first thing the City Fathers would do is have the police checking the place for stolen bikes. And then would be the noise complaints, and the inevitable injury lawsuit. But with Government, you see, it's all different. Midnight Basketball, 250cc class.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 15, 2016 11:47 AM (tIja6)
Posted by: Goomba at August 15, 2016 11:47 AM (cjdxs)
Posted by: Brian at Chotchkies
*looks at open Monday in hand*
Well, not a full case...
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 15, 2016 11:47 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: willow at August 15, 2016 11:47 AM (A1MMY)
He buys a gun, steals a car, tries to run but he won't get far and his momma...
Starts a riot?
Posted by: Lea at August 15, 2016 11:48 AM (lIU4e)
How was your birthday dinner Jane? And belated Happy Birthday.
Posted by: PaleRider at August 15, 2016 11:40 AM (Jen0I)
It was exactly what I needed. A leisurely boat ride, on a perfect evening, to a nice place on the water for dinner.
I felt my high BP lowering.
Finally got thru to a "nurse" at doctor's office this morning (after three days trying to return their calls). Shaniqua (that's her actual name) mumbled that my blood glucose is a little elevated, and I'll need to come back in two or three weeks for more labs.
I told her my BP is still very elevated on the med doctor prescribed. She told me to keep my appt. next week and he'll "check on BP then."
I'm so fed up and stressed out. Still trying to get in to see female doc everyone raves about. My BFF who was going to put in a word for me (doc isn't taking new patients), is now dealing with a seriously ill mother.
Gah. Life.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2016 11:48 AM (1ZOkK)
And his mama cries
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't need
It's another hungry mouth to feed
In the ghetto (in the ghetto)
We're here to serve you.
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at August 15, 2016 11:48 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Ziggy Freud at August 15, 2016 11:41 AM (VAsIq)
Well, my first impression, was that she was giving the viewer the finger in the grand understated Obama style!
Posted by: Rorschach Test Finalist at August 15, 2016 11:48 AM (wYnyS)
what I need is a paying job.
Posted by: willow at August 15, 2016 11:49 AM (A1MMY)
973 area code. Star Nails.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 15, 2016 11:49 AM (5QyYN)
Starts a riot?
Sells T-shirts. Blames cops. Speaks the DNC.
Posted by: Elvis Parsley at August 15, 2016 11:49 AM (+wjl1)
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't need
It's another hungry mouth to feed
In the ghetto (in the ghetto)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at August 15, 2016 11:46 AM (evdj2)
Maybe they should update the lyrics to If there's something she wants it's more SNAP, WIC welfare in the ghetto
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 15, 2016 11:49 AM (493sH)
Posted by: willow
Nah, probably Lilac. Lots and lots of Lilac.
Morning willow.
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 11:49 AM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Dang at August 15, 2016 11:49 AM (k0G44)
Starts a riot?
Posted by: Lea
Copywrites and sells t shirts.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 15, 2016 11:50 AM (5QyYN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2016 11:51 AM (zp+j1)
The bp thing might be situational and not cronic try not to worry and keep that appt.
breath, uhm
breath uhm.. hug
Posted by: willow at August 15, 2016 11:51 AM (A1MMY)
Turning his life around,
An aspiring rapper, with a unique sound,
In the ghetto. (In the ghettoooooo)
Posted by: zombie gas station Elvis at August 15, 2016 11:52 AM (H9MG5)
And his mama cries
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't need
It's another hungry mouth to feed
In the ghetto (in the ghetto)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at August 15, 2016 11:46 AM (evdj2)
Weapons grade irony.
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 11:52 AM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2016 11:52 AM (1ZOkK)
If I have it right, the cat was actually Chase's 'signature'. Here's another:
http://tinyurl.com/hjovjsy
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2016 11:53 AM (9mTYi)
On a cold and gray Chicago mornin'
A poor little baby child is born
In the ghetto (in the ghetto)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at August 15, 2016 11:45 AM (evdj2)
Rush used to run a Paul Shanklin parody of this, about "a liberal guy and a liberal gal in a Yugo (Yugo!)" I wish I could remember the rest of the lyrics.
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 15, 2016 11:53 AM (hdBlY)
wait lavender I like lavender are they the same? lol
Posted by: willow at August 15, 2016 11:53 AM (A1MMY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I self-diagnosed as a severe conservative. Hang in, Jane. We can make it together.
Posted by: Mitt at August 15, 2016 11:53 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 15, 2016 11:53 AM (ergrq)
Thanks, willow. BP was 190/110 last Monday. I've been diagnosed with severe hypertension.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2016 11:52 AM (1ZOkK)
jane.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl you must fight for independence EVERYDAY at August 15, 2016 11:54 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: willow at August 15, 2016 11:55 AM (A1MMY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2016 11:52 AM (1ZOkK)
My mom at one point was 220/110. We called her voltage lady.
The reason I went to my dr last year is I took my own bp after feeling weird and it was in that range - 180 / 120.
You can get it under control. What stuff does the doctor have you on?
Posted by: @votermom at August 15, 2016 11:55 AM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Elvis Parsley
--------
Receives $6,000,000 settlement from the city.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2016 11:55 AM (9mTYi)
wait lavender I like lavender are they the same? lol
Posted by: willow
Took a quick poll, and lavender is good, but lilac is right out.
you may stay on the Island.
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 11:55 AM (d6TTt)
More truth in that one song by a white southern boy than in all the BLM chants.
Posted by: Socratease at August 15, 2016 11:55 AM (2GbWn)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Aargh, that's high. My BP is typically 130/70, but that's only because I'm on 3 different antihypertensive medications.
Hopefully the docs can find a combo that will work for you.
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 15, 2016 11:56 AM (hdBlY)
As the snow flies
At a used car lot on the edge of town
A liberal guy and a liberal gal
Buy a Yugo
And they drive with pride
Cause if there's one thing that this world needs
It's environmental friends who'll take the lead
In a Yugo
They say, "people don't you understand
Those suburbans are ruining the land"
But they'll wish they had a full size van one day
They point fingers at you and me
They say we're too blind to see
But do we simply use our heads
And choose another way?
As those small wheels turn
Fifty miles to the gallon
And their knees on their chest
They're gonna save enough gas
For all of the rest
In a Yugo
Then one day on the interstate
They suddenly lose control
They swerve to miss a baby duck
They're squashed beneath a produce truck
But they drove with pride...
And as the crowds drive past a little flat car
You know they saved a lot of gas
But they didnt get far
In a Yugo
And as they're trapped inside
At a used car lot on the other side of town
A liberal guy and a liberal gal
Buy a Yugo....
And they drive with pride...
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 15, 2016 11:56 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: OregonMuse
-----------------
The video, pretty funny:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZzKUt4OtE8
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2016 11:57 AM (9mTYi)
*rips shoes off the feet of model and hands them to Jane*
Posted by: Goomba at August 15, 2016 11:57 AM (cjdxs)
Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2016 11:57 AM (c1srJ)
Posted by: willow at August 15, 2016 11:57 AM (A1MMY)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 15, 2016 11:57 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 15, 2016 11:53 AM (ergrq)
"Went down,
to the County drugstore
to get my,
Prescription filled"
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 11:57 AM (d6TTt)
Jane oy, warm baths , candles, no politics, fluffy pillows, chamomile
tea, only hang out with nice friends, don't miss that appt.
Posted by: willow at August 15, 2016 11:55 AM (A1MMY)
It doesn't help that I can't stand the doc. Smarmy, condescending, douchebag. I'm not alone in feeling that way.
Hoping and praying to get in to see female doc (who is no longer taking new patients) with the help of my friend who is BFF with her. She has nothing but 5 star reviews.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2016 11:57 AM (1ZOkK)
As the snow flies
At a used car lot on the edge of town
A liberal guy and a liberal gal
Buy a Yugo
And they drive with pride
Cause if there's one thing that this world needs
It's environmental friends who'll take the lead
In a Yugo
They say, "people don't you understand
Those suburbans are ruining the land"
But they'll wish they had a full size van one day
They point fingers at you and me
They say we're too blind to see
But do we simply use our heads
And choose another way?
As those small wheels turn
Fifty miles to the gallon
And their knees on their chest
They're gonna save enough gas
For all of the rest
In a Yugo
Then one day on the interstate
They suddenly lose control
They swerve to miss a baby duck
They're squashed beneath a produce truck
But they drove with pride...
And as the crowds drive past a little flat car
You know they saved a lot of gas
But they didnt get far
In a Yugo
And as they're trapped inside
At a used car lot on the other side of town
A liberal guy and a liberal gal
Buy a Yugo....
And they drive with pride...
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at August 15, 2016 11:57 AM (eytER)
Posted by: willow at August 15, 2016 11:58 AM (A1MMY)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 15, 2016 11:58 AM (9sySV)
Rush used to run a Paul Shanklin parody of this, about "a liberal guy and a liberal gal in a Yugo (Yugo!)" I wish I could remember the rest of the lyrics.
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 15, 2016 11:53 AM
https://youtu.be/pz2eCFoafXk
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 15, 2016 11:58 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: runner at August 15, 2016 11:58 AM (c6/9Q)
That'd be a big deal, no?
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 15, 2016 11:58 AM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Yo! at August 15, 2016 11:59 AM (uPt3V)
Posted by: willow at August 15, 2016 11:59 AM (A1MMY)
Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2016 11:59 AM (c1srJ)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at August 15, 2016 12:00 PM (6xLO8)
It's a crying shame when your veterinarian is kinder and more compassionate to both your pet and you than your physician.
Hope she finds out why kitteh is gifting me with cat puke every morning.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2016 12:00 PM (1ZOkK)
When you have to do more than log in to CVS and click "refill", yeah, it is a hassle.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 15, 2016 12:00 PM (5QyYN)
We no longer call the activity in Milkwaukee "rioting" or "looting." The new lexicon is "undocumented shopping."
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 15, 2016 12:01 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Yo! at August 15, 2016 11:59 AM (uPt3V)
Maybe you have cataracts.
Posted by: Goomba at August 15, 2016 12:01 PM (cjdxs)
Good news: It's not in Missouri this time.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 15, 2016 12:01 PM (SeD0w)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at August 15, 2016 12:01 PM (eytER)
Posted by: willow at August 15, 2016 12:02 PM (A1MMY)
Posted by: Yo! at August 15, 2016 11:59 AM (uPt3V)
Maybe you have cataracts.
Posted by: Goomba at August 15, 2016 12:01 PM (cjdxs)
Now that would be a real catastrophe!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 15, 2016 12:02 PM (wYnyS)
jane, I've read od people chmnging their genre, why not glue on some whiskers, and meow for the vet? maybe he/she'll have mercy
Posted by: willow at August 15, 2016 12:02 PM (A1MMY)
Heh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2016 12:03 PM (1ZOkK)
You may want to have your cat's teeth checked.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 15, 2016 12:03 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: Goomba at August 15, 2016 12:03 PM (cjdxs)
Posted by: Goomba at August 15, 2016 12:01 PM (cjdxs)
Now that would be a real catastrophe!
Posted by: Hrothgar
It's cataclysmic!
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 15, 2016 12:03 PM (5QyYN)
Posted by: Yo! at August 15, 2016 11:59 AM (uPt3V)
Maybe you have cataracts.
Posted by: Goomba at August 15, 2016 12:01 PM (cjdxs)
He onry drives Rincolns
Posted by: Jap at August 15, 2016 12:03 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: ALH at August 15, 2016 12:03 PM (uLuPn)
He buys a gun, steals a car, tries to run but he won't get far and
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 15, 2016 12:04 PM (493sH)
Cat with the Bats, I guess.
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 12:04 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Goomba at August 15, 2016 12:04 PM (cjdxs)
#NeverTrump turds could do would be to offer Trump advice--not the
futile, destructive temper tantrum they are throwing right now.
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 15, 2016 10:28 AM (77emZ)
I've noticed that NRO has become terribly schizophrenic about Trump. For every article on that site that roundly condemns Donald Trump and all his works and how he is evil kicks puppies and is destroying the Republican Party (left unexplained is why that is a bad thing), there's another one that touts the Trump policy proposals that *are* conservative and either ignores or pooh-poohs the stuff he says and the politicians he donates to that are, in fact, quite liberal.
This schizophrenia has become so acute that I wouldn't be surprised at some point to read of a massive shootout erupting in the NRO offices between the #NeverTrumpers and the Trump-curious, that leaves many dead and wounded.
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 15, 2016 12:05 PM (hdBlY)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 15, 2016 12:00 PM (5QyYN)
Yes, getting a short-term (30 day) single issue hard copy prescription to be presented in person with photo ID at the pharmacy, no real problem, right?
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 15, 2016 12:05 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 15, 2016 12:05 PM (VIvbJ)
Posted by: Cheri at August 15, 2016 12:06 PM (oiNtH)
that vase is watching me'
Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2016 12:06 PM (c1srJ)
Posted by: ALH at August 15, 2016 12:06 PM (uLuPn)
Since the President has to personally authorize any nuclear strike, it looks as if the current CIC can pretty much follow any policy he wants to. The whole west coast would be gone before anybody interrupted his golf game. And at that point, what difference would it make?
Now, announcing, that's a whole different story.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 15, 2016 12:06 PM (tIja6)
This
schizophrenia has become so acute that I wouldn't be surprised at some
point to read of a massive shootout erupting in the NRO offices between
the #NeverTrumpers and the Trump-curious, leaving many dead.
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 15, 2016 12:05 PM
Perhaps a matter/anti-matter explosion.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 15, 2016 12:06 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: willow at August 15, 2016 12:07 PM (A1MMY)
There's a gloryhole behind the vase.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 15, 2016 12:05 PM (VIvbJ)
Then Dora is Shep identifying as a woman?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2016 12:07 PM (1ZOkK)
that vase is watching me'
Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2016 12:06 PM (c1srJ)
Yeah, dude, it's just my fantasy.
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 12:07 PM (d6TTt)
I see she is trying to hide her assault elbows...
Was this in the day before you needed a Concealed Carry Permit to conceal those evil weapons?
Posted by: Don Q. at August 15, 2016 12:07 PM (qf6WZ)
The classic vet question:
Q: What do you call someone that flunked out of Veterinary School?
A: Doctor
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 15, 2016 12:07 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 15, 2016 12:08 PM (MIKMs)
It's nor funny.
We elected a radical Iranian POTUS.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 15, 2016 12:08 PM (SeD0w)
Posted by: Cheri at August 15, 2016 12:08 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 15, 2016 12:08 PM (hdBlY)
Posted by: ALH at August 15, 2016 12:08 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: willow at August 15, 2016 12:08 PM (A1MMY)
Posted by: willow at August 15, 2016 12:09 PM (A1MMY)
Posted by: tubal at August 15, 2016 12:09 PM (d6TTt)
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Ha! Front Page on our paper. How would you like to go in for a visit and, this was your new doctor. The ear gauges don't show up well:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zwtme6z
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2016 12:09 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: willow at August 15, 2016 12:10 PM (A1MMY)
Posted by: willow at August 15, 2016 12:10 PM (A1MMY)
We are losing millions a year to Malaria, and now we have Zika which is an actual threat to the US... and is going to cost millions per year for every affected child.
DDT was outlawed on flawed science. The Scientists on the board never voted to ban it.... it was a political appointee who banned it...
Serious look at bringing back DDT?
Posted by: Don Q. at August 15, 2016 12:10 PM (qf6WZ)
No. We were talking long term refilling.
Having to do more than clicking "refil - call Dr" is a hassle.
Generally requires taking off work, scheduling a Dr visit, paying for an office visit, going to pharmacy.
So yeah, on continuing meds, anything more than clicking "refil - call Dr" IS a hassle.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 15, 2016 12:10 PM (5QyYN)
You can make a case that Heydrich was even more evil than Hitler.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 15, 2016 12:10 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at August 15, 2016 12:11 PM (QM5S2)
Not to get personal -- how do you avoid that? -- but if you take anything at all for any reason that has "artificial" supplemental hormones, that will do some crazy stuff. Wife had a short course many years ago, and could have written a novel about the experience, after she survived coming out of it.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 15, 2016 12:12 PM (tIja6)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
You're a rabid anti-dentite!
Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at August 15, 2016 12:12 PM (87y4e)
He buys a gun, steals a car, tries to run but he won't get far and his momma...
Starts a riot?
--
and a GoFundMe
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at August 15, 2016 12:13 PM (BYSrJ)
Posted by: willow at August 15, 2016 12:16 PM (A1MMY)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 15, 2016 11:47 AM (tIja6)
Seems to me there are historical records of taut wires being used to "discourage" hostile motorcyclists.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2016 12:17 PM (oqkO3)
Or it could be your age, maybe, which I don't know and I'm not asking! I haven't had experiences like that, but some of my friends have.
Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2016 12:24 PM (805dc)
Posted by: Qoheleth at August 15, 2016 12:01 PM (iIzG7)
Black Looters Massing
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2016 12:26 PM (oqkO3)
Posted by: willow at August 15, 2016 12:27 PM (A1MMY)
Interesting that her moniker never became VaJ
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at August 15, 2016 12:28 PM (BYSrJ)
http://blueboyprint.com
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at August 15, 2016 12:32 PM (BYSrJ)
I remember in college, a friend's mom was diagnosed with cancer in July and died one month later, right before our senior year. My friend was devastated, naturally, but held it together pretty well.
Months later, in the spring, she was walking across campus on a beautiful day and she just started sobbing uncontrollably. She stumbled back to our house and just cried and cried. It finally caught up to her.
Not the same thing, I know, but I think you know what I mean.
Maybe you should ask your doctor?
Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2016 12:41 PM (805dc)
Posted by: saf at August 15, 2016 01:12 PM (+zN6H)
--------------------
Almost a year after my father died, I was sitting on a bench in a quadrangle at college. My dad attended the same school. There was some detail about a building that caught my eye, and I thought to myself, "Hmm, I'll have to ask my dad if it was the same when he was here". In the next moment I was reduced to a sobbing mess. Not a pretty picture for a young man.
It was only then that I realized that A. I had not cried since he died. B. I had not yet dealt with his passing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2016 01:27 PM (9mTYi)
If she doesn't go, I just might.
Posted by: Tami at August 15, 2016 10:42 AM (Enq6K)
Years ago, I tried to check my business partner in to Betty Ford Clinic. They refused to take him until he dried out. When I put him in Cedar Sinai for a week, the doctor said "why bother. he's going to be dead in a year anyway".
Sure as hell, even though he hadn't touched a drop for a year, he died 15 months later.
Posted by: jwest at August 15, 2016 01:36 PM (Zs4uk)
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