Mid-Morning Open Thread [CBD]


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Tommaso di Folco Portinari
Hans Memling

The artist was active in the late 15th century, and died In Bruges*.
Click on the link and then again on the painting, and zoom in on his hands. Amazing work.

*A fine and underrated movie.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 09:45 AM




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1 Portraits like that are extremely difficult.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 10, 2016 09:48 AM (mpXpK)

2
He's praying for a head start on the sniper.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 10, 2016 09:49 AM (xxSK3)

3 Better than yesterday's art.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Know Your Place! The Outrage Outlet has Official DNC Oppression Hierarchy Cards! at August 10, 2016 09:49 AM (hLRSq)

4 I've never seen such a fine depiction of patty-cake.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2016 09:50 AM (Pby3z)

5 More details about the Kansas City waterslide accident... the incredibly incompetent state of Kansas never did a safety inspection on the slide after it was opened in 2014.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 10, 2016 09:50 AM (hqZPQ)

6
Yeah the clip of Ice-T defending his Second Amendment rights is well worth seeking it out.


Now!

Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 09:50 AM (zErFA)

7
Did the guy who painted that pic also do David Ortiz's bobblehead?

Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 09:51 AM (zErFA)

8 Gallery patron #1: Do you like Memling?


Gallery patron #2: I don't know. I've never Memeled.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 10, 2016 09:51 AM (wPiJc)

9 He's praying, so he is a crusader, so he is a racist, so he is a Republican bible toting right winger?

My kind of guy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 09:52 AM (zp+j1)

10 Praying for meatloaf for dinner?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 09:52 AM (rXkis)

11 [The earth turned to bring us closer.]

good morning.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Drooper at August 10, 2016 09:52 AM (pC96u)

12 Willowed:

The "for the good of the country" angle is interesting, since it's
basically a free pass to do anything they want to Trump. Anything that
would be considered bad form, cheating, slimy, what-have-you, can now be
written off as "just trying to save America from Hitler!".

The debates will easily fall into that category.

Since
they've convinced all the "smart" set that a vote for Trump means
you're an inbred racist (who didn't see that coming??), the BIG money
donors will poor hundreds of millions into campaign ads for Hillary.
Hell, I wouldn't be shocked if the MSM just gave Hillary free ad time,
assuming the FCC or FEC wouldn't find out until after the race and would
then say "nothing to see here..sure it was criminal,
but...but...TRUMP!"

I don't hold much hope that Trump can defeat
the forces arrayed against him without divine intervention or something
on Hillary that simply cannot be covered up, lest the UN intervene and
say "ok guys, we were good with everything but this shit is a bridge too
far."

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2016 09:53 AM (2PHKP)

13 Did the guy who painted that pic also do David Ortiz's bobblehead?

Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 09:51 AM (zErFA)

I'd like to get my hands on one of those, they will be a collector's item one of these days

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 09:53 AM (zp+j1)

14 Looks like the guy that used to pull the wings off of flies as a child.

Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at August 10, 2016 09:53 AM (QM5S2)

15 Good work on the hands. A lot of artists can't do hands very well.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 10, 2016 09:53 AM (ZnIt3)

16 Good for Phelps. I never was a big fan of his, but bravo....good for him.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 09:53 AM (zp+j1)

17
Not a bad-looking guy, but I bet he got real skinny and white-haired and bald when he got older. I'm glad I didn't marry him.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Drooper at August 10, 2016 09:53 AM (pC96u)

18 Dude looks like a Moron praying for the wind to blow up that skirt.

Posted by: davidt at August 10, 2016 09:54 AM (mkppl)

19
There is very little ideological daylight between Mateen' s father, Hillary Clinton, obama, Kahn, and all Palestinians, ISIS, and Hamas.

They all want the same things, more or less. Power and full control.

Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 09:54 AM (zErFA)

20 Why doesn't he have a friar Tuck haircut?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 09:54 AM (rXkis)

21 "It puts the holy water on, or it gets the hose."

Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at August 10, 2016 09:55 AM (QM5S2)

22 >>More details about the Kansas City waterslide accident... the incredibly incompetent state of Kansas never did a safety inspection on the slide after it was opened in 2014.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 10, 2016 09:50 AM (hqZPQ)

I think even regular waterslides seemed a bit like a death trap for kids. It's a wonder none of us drowned.

In Colorado, they have this 'alpine slide' thing in the summer on the ski slopes, kind of like a waterslide with no water. There was a girl as a kid who had this big hoop earrings, and she went way off the tracks and the earring ripped off and she was bleeding all over the place. Gruesome.

Posted by: Lea at August 10, 2016 09:55 AM (lIU4e)

23 Well there's this fine painting, and on my morning news right now: 2017 Fire Rescue Calendar containing beefcake shots of firefighters holding puppies. Heh.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2016 09:55 AM (NOIQH)

24 Hands seem to be the thing to comment on.
Here's mine. He has two.

Yesterdays comment about the artist avoiding the difficulty of doing good hands by making them lobster claws made me laugh out loud.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 10, 2016 09:55 AM (kKHcp)

25 There is very little ideological daylight between Mateen' s father, Hillary Clinton, obama, Kahn, and all Palestinians, ISIS, and Hamas.

They all want the same things, more or less.







Yeah. Dead gays.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 09:55 AM (rXkis)

26 You know what they say about guys who wear pinky rings.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2016 09:55 AM (2PHKP)

27

Caption: "You guineas really make me laugh."


50 quatloos if you know the movie reference. JJ Sefton knows.

Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 09:56 AM (zErFA)

28 He's praying that the artist will finally let him unclasp his hands.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2016 09:56 AM (VnK9M)

29 Portinari was a banker. He's praying for higher interest rates.

Posted by: huerfano at August 10, 2016 09:57 AM (jkkMG)

30 >>In Colorado, they have this 'alpine slide' thing in the summer on the ski slopes...

We love the one at Winter Park

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2016 09:57 AM (NOIQH)

31 Report: ISIS Destroyed Almost Half Of Ancient City In Syria After Declaring It Un-Islamic

Weasel Zippers

It's what Muslims do best...see the Temple Mount in Jerusalem.

Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 09:57 AM (zp+j1)

32 27




Caption: "You guineas really make me laugh."





50 quatloos if you know the movie reference. JJ Sefton knows.

Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 09:56 AM (zErFA)

I'm MO GREEN, bitches.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2016 09:57 AM (2PHKP)

33
I'd like to get my hands on one of those, they will be a collector's item one of these days

That's what my colleague just said. Also said theyll be at flea markets eventually.

Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 09:58 AM (zErFA)

34 there is no ring on the hand in the reflection, and the cuff is a little different.

I like the painting, somehow it's very peaceful.

Posted by: Gwyneth at August 10, 2016 09:58 AM (nyYhO)

35 31 Report: ISIS Destroyed Almost Half Of Ancient City In Syria After Declaring It Un-Islamic

Weasel Zippers

It's what Muslims do best...see the Temple Mount in Jerusalem.

Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 09:57 AM (zp+j1)

Not to mention lower Manhattan

Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2016 09:59 AM (7HtZB)

36 Inventor of medieval super glue.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2016 09:59 AM (Pby3z)

37 EXPLOSIVE VIDEO: Malia Obama CAUGHT On Camera Smoking 'Pot'

An eyewitness claims, 'You could smell the marijuana'
Watch the shocking footage!


Like father, like son daughter.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 10, 2016 09:59 AM (ZnIt3)

38 By the way, how exactly is the David Ortiz BobbleHead racists? They have a pic of it on Weasel Zippers

I mean all BobbleHeads look stupid, at least I think so, but how is this one racists?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 09:59 AM (zp+j1)

39 In Bruges*.

If you're going to use the c*nt bomb might as well throw the whole inventory.

Posted by: DaveA at August 10, 2016 09:59 AM (8J/Te)

40 On my screen the black hair and black clothes just blend into the background. Looks like a floating face and a floating pair of hands.

Like the artist did those two elements and then said, "Meh, to heck with the rest of it!"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 10, 2016 09:59 AM (wPiJc)

41
Mo Greene it was!

And he did that praying gesture with his hands when he said it, delivering the line exquisitely.

Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 10:00 AM (zErFA)

42 14 Looks like the guy that used to pull the wings off of flies as a child.
Posted by: Roland [OMITTED] at August 10, 2016 09:53 AM (QM5S2) That is the popular misconception reinforced by a corrupt media. Actually, the guy used to pull WIGS, not wings, off of flies as a child.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at August 10, 2016 10:01 AM (22uju)

43 Two cops shot in Arkansas.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2016 10:01 AM (Pby3z)

44
The bobblehead came out with white lips. So everyone screamed al jolson.

Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 10:01 AM (zErFA)

45 Where I come from, only made guys wear pinky rings.

Posted by: ajmojo at August 10, 2016 10:02 AM (1H9ox)

46 The bobblehead came out with white lips. So everyone screamed al jolson.
Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 10:01 AM (zErFA)

His lips don't look white to me...His teeth yeah and they are fabulous!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 10:02 AM (zp+j1)

47 Mateen didn't just show up and sit in an available seat.
He. Was. Placed. There.

And it is hateful that they did it.
Because the left has figured out that Americans are a wholly stupid people and won't know or care who that guy is, they can place him there to give heartburn to their enemies and get away with it.

First class, but hateful, trolling.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 10, 2016 10:03 AM (kKHcp)

48 This is the church
This is the steeple
Open the door
And see all the people...Hey wait a minute! Where are all the people?



Oh, it's the Church of England, never mind.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 10, 2016 10:03 AM (wPiJc)

49 >Two cops shot in Arkansas.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2016 10:01 AM (Pby3z)

Damn.

Posted by: Lea at August 10, 2016 10:04 AM (lIU4e)

50 38 By the way, how exactly is the David Ortiz BobbleHead racists? They have a pic of it on Weasel Zippers

I mean all BobbleHeads look stupid, at least I think so, but how is this one racists?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 09:59 AM (zp+j1)


I'm assuming the lips.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 10, 2016 10:04 AM (/CXhS)

51 off dirty steamed vagina sock

Posted by: spypeach at August 10, 2016 10:04 AM (nyYhO)

52 You've got to hand it to Florida...

I never would have thought to use average citizens and live ammunition in shoot/don't shoot exercises.

Bringing some reality to training. That's forward thinking.

Fuck. Just when you thought HOA presidents had all the good ideas.

Posted by: jwest at August 10, 2016 10:04 AM (Zs4uk)

53 Two cops shot in Arkansas.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2016 10:01 AM (Pby3z)





Shot by BLM or for having dirt on HRC?

Posted by: Country Singer at August 10, 2016 10:05 AM (uiwCw)

54 "I pray to you Lord...please don't let the officer open the trunk"

Posted by: ajmojo at August 10, 2016 10:05 AM (1H9ox)

55 "In Bruges" was one of the best movies I've seen recently. The director's next movie, "Seven Psychopaths" had its moments but wasn't at the same level.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 10, 2016 10:05 AM (AroJD)

56 FOX News is a fucking joke.
Posted by: Thin Veneer Of Civility at August 10, 2016 10:05 AM (XzRw1)


maybe, but the joke is, that it is still the best we got. And the joke is on us

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 10:06 AM (zp+j1)

57 46 The bobblehead came out with white lips. So everyone screamed al jolson.
Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 10:01 AM (zErFA)

His lips don't look white to me...His teeth yeah and they are fabulous!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 10:02 AM (zp+j1)


Not the one at WZ but look at this pic...


http://tinyurl.com/z9f4xs9

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 10, 2016 10:06 AM (/CXhS)

58 I like this picture, CBD.

I'm praying myself, as I'm waiting while my daughter gets her wisdom teeth extracted. I'm not a fan of general anesthesia and surgery, although I am grateful for both.

Meanwhile, her heartless sibs are pleading with me for video after she awakens.

Posted by: bluebell at August 10, 2016 10:06 AM (G50Ej)

59 And they put Mateen in the stupid hat so he would be sure to be noticed.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2016 10:06 AM (Pby3z)

60 That's a nice Photo.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2016 10:06 AM (c1srJ)

61
It's a sad day when the Left wont allow black or white people to have any color lips they choose.

(See how easy it is to mock all this bullshit pc crap?)
(Yet we're afraid to do so.)

Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 10:06 AM (zErFA)

62 Oh man former Gold medalist and 3 time World Champion Ilias Iliadis just got thrown for Ippon in the round of 64. That is a surprise.

Posted by: the real ch3 at August 10, 2016 10:07 AM (IG5KL)

63

Shot by BLM or for having dirt on HRC?


Apparently a rural sheriff and deputy. Not a lot of details yet.

http://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2016/aug/10/2-police-officers-shot-sebastian-county-authoritie/

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2016 10:07 AM (Pby3z)

64 This Tomasso dude looks like he could play a good Coehn brothers movie character. One that does some weird shit.

Posted by: ajmojo at August 10, 2016 10:08 AM (1H9ox)

65 He's praying his heroin shipment doesn't get jacked by interpol.

Posted by: Fritz at August 10, 2016 10:08 AM (2Mnv1)

66 RWC, how is your friend doing, the one for whom you asked for prayers a week or so ago? Michael, I think.

Posted by: bluebell at August 10, 2016 10:08 AM (G50Ej)

67 http://tinyurl.com/z9f4xs9

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 10, 2016 10:06 AM (/CXhS)


Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 10:09 AM (zp+j1)

68
her heartless sibs are pleading with me for video after she awakens.

Posted by: bluebell at August 10, 2016 10:06 AM (G50Ej)
---------------------

Have they seen this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hVWEefD5ag

Two brothers vs a post-surgical sister.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Drooper at August 10, 2016 10:09 AM (pC96u)

69 Yes, we all saw that and thought it was hilarious. Only one of my kids was that dopey.

Posted by: bluebell at August 10, 2016 10:10 AM (G50Ej)

70 a man was beaten yest [with a tire iron?] for wearing a Tump shirt. Who are the violent ones?

And the msm wonders why we strongly support 2A.

Posted by: willy at August 10, 2016 10:10 AM (Ffw22)

71 >>Oh man former Gold medalist and 3 time World Champion Ilias Iliadis just got thrown for Ippon in the round of 64.



I have no idea what any of that says or means.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2016 10:10 AM (c1srJ)

72 Neat, check out the Bing homepage today.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2016 10:11 AM (VnK9M)

73 We have 3 siamese and when one comes home from the Vet a tad dopey from the sedatives, it is pretty funny and the 0ther 2 always hiss at him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 10:11 AM (zp+j1)

74
Did no one check out the youtube vid I pimped yesterday? Your loss. At least watch it until she opens the trunk. The reaction to the vid is the best part.

You cant swing a dead cat without offending some idiot, today.

A Womans Guide To Changing A Tire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn-Xh5ldkXw

Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 10:11 AM (zErFA)

75 The dude's nose in the painting is racist because it's skinny and white.

Posted by: willy at August 10, 2016 10:12 AM (Ffw22)

76 I guessed Martin Luther before I scrolled to the title.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at August 10, 2016 10:12 AM (evdj2)

77 a man was beaten yest [with a tire iron?] for wearing a Tump shirt. Who are the violent ones?

And the msm wonders why we strongly support 2A.
Posted by: willy at August 10, 2016 10:10 AM (Ffw22)

That was here in NJ and THAT is one reason many of the Polls may be more off this year than usual. People are gong to hold their support of Trump close to the chest this year

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 10:12 AM (zp+j1)

78 Obama's daughter is just trying to ease the pain of her ongoing struggle to define her racial identity.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 10, 2016 10:13 AM (ZnIt3)

79 Hoo boy: Authorities inNorrtälje, Sweden are asking residents with country homes to give them up for newly arrived refugees.

The area's director of social services, Ali Rashidi, told Svenska
Dagbladet: "We thought that there are certainly many houses and rooms
that can be rented out for the winter. We like many other municipalities
have housing needs".
...
"Most
of the people are well-behaved. Besides, refugees get establishment
support from the Employment Service, so should have enough to pay the
rent."



Well that is reassuring. Who do you think the authorities side with should there be a dispute between renter and landlord?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2016 10:14 AM (NOIQH)

80 66 RWC, how is your friend doing, the one for whom you asked for prayers a week or so ago? Michael, I think.

Posted by: bluebell at August 10, 2016 10:08 AM (G50Ej)

Apparently doing better thanks for asking.

*he's a 'ron although not sure if he is active here at the hq.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 10, 2016 10:15 AM (/CXhS)

81 All aboard the Choom Train! Like father, like daughter.

Posted by: Fritz at August 10, 2016 10:15 AM (2Mnv1)

82 How do you say 'Section 8' in Swedish?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2016 10:15 AM (Pby3z)

83 RWC, glad to hear it.

Posted by: bluebell at August 10, 2016 10:16 AM (G50Ej)

84 From Drudge: Ghostbusterettes loses $70 M.

I guess guilt tripping people into going to the movies didn't worked.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 10, 2016 10:16 AM (Nwg0u)

85 >Did no one check out the youtube vid I pimped yesterday? Your loss.

I didn't make it through the whole thing.

Posted by: Lea at August 10, 2016 10:16 AM (lIU4e)

86 82
How do you say 'Section 8' in Swedish?

Nurgen frugern.

Posted by: Swedish Chef at August 10, 2016 10:16 AM (hqZPQ)

87 80 66 RWC, how is your friend doing, the one for whom you asked for prayers a week or so ago? Michael, I think.

Posted by: bluebell at August 10, 2016 10:08 AM (G50Ej)

Apparently doing better thanks for asking.

*he's a 'ron although not sure if he is active here at the hq.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 10, 2016 10:15 AM (/CXhS)

comment from him yesterday - "I wanted to take the time to thank the horde for all the positive thoughts and prayers, it's appreciated"

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 10, 2016 10:16 AM (/CXhS)

88 Obviously, he's praying for an America where a gay birthday cake can be had at all Church cafeterias, with the obligatory image of a beautiful underage boy going to the bathroom lovingly rendered in edible icing.

Posted by: SJNN, the Social Justice News Network at August 10, 2016 10:16 AM (9wsaH)

89 ....
Meanwhile, her heartless sibs are pleading with me for video after she awakens.

Posted by: bluebell at August 10, 2016 10:06 AM (G50Ej)



I'd never go in for a procedure like that, where I could be "interrogated" while in the doped-up recovery stage. I have enough problems keeping the skeletons in their respective last-scene-from-Indiana Jones-scale-assorted-warehouses.

*shudders*

I have though, arranged to be left to sit in a recovery area for a couple extra hours, undisturbed. Till I can gather my few remaining wits about me, as it were.

Now then, off to Depot to buy sheetrock n' lumber. Nothing so fun as the tearing apart of one's house, fixing termite damage. Dammit.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 10, 2016 10:16 AM (v5iqM)

90 You cant swing a dead cat without offending some idiot, today.


*****


**Glares**

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, president of Chapter 217 of the Dead Cats League at August 10, 2016 10:18 AM (wPiJc)

91
Art Class on Ace is like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you are going to get.

A delightful surprise in every box.

Posted by: Y.Hepplin at August 10, 2016 10:18 AM (JI4ri)

92 Keith Moon?

I don't know why that's the first thing I thought when I saw this painting... lemme check...

Oh hell yeah! Definite resemblance:

http://www.biography.com/people/keith-moon-246075

Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2016 10:19 AM (TOk1P)

93 >>78
Obama's daughter is just trying to ease the pain of her ongoing struggle to define her racial identity. Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 10, 2016 10:13 AM (ZnIt3)

The child of one biracial parent and a fully black parent is apparently called a Sambo, derived from the Kongo word nzambu (monkey). Huh.

Posted by: General Zod at August 10, 2016 10:19 AM (Bdeb0)

94 >>How do you say 'Section 8' in Swedish?

The "refugees" were marching in protest of a new housing complex that was just built for them - it did not meet their standards, so authorities are looking for country homes for them. Really.

Reminds me of the New Orleans Section 8 lady who was profiled in the papers after Katrina, showing her nice brick home w/big screen tv (she was 2nd or 3rd generation welfare) - she said something like: "I'm poor, but I don't like to live poor."

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2016 10:20 AM (NOIQH)

95 I'm praying myself, as I'm waiting while my daughter
gets her wisdom teeth extracted. I'm not a fan of general anesthesia
and surgery, although I am grateful for both.



Meanwhile, her heartless sibs are pleading with me for video after she awakens.


Posted by: bluebell at August 10, 2016 10:06 AM (G50Ej)


I remember having mine out, Blubell. Three impacted wisdom teeth at the age of 30. One minute watching the hustle and bustle in the operating room and the next minute I was blindly stuffing my wallet, keys and pocket knife that I'd stripped out before the surgery and given to my ride back into my pockets, falling backwards into the waiting wheelchair and saying, "see I have it completely under control"

My first meal after getting off my friend's sofa after 8 hours of getting the anesthesia out of my system was a bag of fried gizzards. That was a bad choice.

I am pretty sure I should have spent another 4 hours on the couch to let my system get a bit cleaner.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2016 10:20 AM (ry34m)

96 Nothing so fun as the tearing apart of one's house, fixing termite damage.
------------------------------------------

Dry rot.

House built by amateurs, with cheap materials, and shoddy construction practices. I'm going to burn it to the ground one day, and live in my car again.

Posted by: Y.Hepplin at August 10, 2016 10:21 AM (JI4ri)

97 I guess guilt tripping people into going to the movies didn't worked.


Making the audience your enemy never does.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2016 10:21 AM (Pby3z)

98 >>>You cant swing a dead cat without offending some idiot, today.


>>*****


>>**Glares**


*Considers glaring*

*or not*

Posted by: Schrodinger at August 10, 2016 10:21 AM (gTQoY)

99 Hans Memling's skill is remarkable. His ability is evident in this painting: the color and clarity of the face and hands is stunning and effective. Look up some of his other works which, in contrast to this one, have brilliant color and detail. I wish I had learned of him sooner.

CBD, Thanks for yet another artist's work to explore and enjoy.

Posted by: JTB at August 10, 2016 10:21 AM (V+03K)

100 Praying for meatloaf for dinner?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 09:52 AM


More likely praying for some paradise by the dashboard light.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 10, 2016 10:22 AM (FKi9J)

101 That's a great painting. At first I thought it was by Hans Holbein, who painted Thomas More, Martin Luther and others from that period.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2016 10:22 AM (eQZ2h)

102 How do you say 'Section 8' in Swedish?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2016 10:15 AM (Pby3z)
=====
What was that Amendment again about the Federal Government quartering troops in private homes?

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 10, 2016 10:22 AM (MIKMs)

103
Hoo boy: Authorities inNorrtlje, Sweden are asking residents with country homes to give them up for newly arrived refugees.
--------------------

If that was government-issued housing, they'd have no choice.

That's why government likes to be the ones issuing things.

You see, little lefties?

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Drooper at August 10, 2016 10:22 AM (pC96u)

104 You cant swing a dead cat without offending some idiot, today.


*****


**Glares**

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, president of Chapter 217 of the Dead Cats League at August 10, 2016 10:18 AM (wPiJc)



Old Preston Sturges movie, "Hail the Conquering Hero," which is HIGHLY recommended, has a character who says that. A cynical (most corrupt) small town mayor who uses that phrase. Always stuck with me as hilarious.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2016 10:22 AM (TOk1P)

105
That's not "hands up, don't shoot"!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2016 10:23 AM (fOgSR)

106 General anesthesia for wisdom teeth? I used to get stuff like that done on novocaine and then drive myself home.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2016 10:24 AM (Pby3z)

107 Hands look . . . small. Well, they do!

Posted by: viking at August 10, 2016 10:24 AM (6y/kW)

108
General anesthesia for wisdom teeth? I used to get stuff like that done on novocaine and then drive myself home.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2016 10:24 AM (Pby3z)
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Where you'd promptly blast the punks off your lawn.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Drooper at August 10, 2016 10:25 AM (pC96u)

109 Hoo boy: Authorities inNorrtlje, Sweden are asking residents with country homes to give them up for newly arrived refugees.



How about a hearty hie-de-ho and a big FU!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 10:26 AM (rXkis)

110 That's a great painting. At first I thought it was
by Hans Holbein, who painted Thomas More, Martin Luther and others from
that period.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2016 10:22 AM (eQZ2h)
=====
My first impression was Holbein as well.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 10, 2016 10:26 AM (MIKMs)

111 >That's a great painting. At first I thought it was by Hans Holbein, who painted Thomas More, Martin Luther and others from that period.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2016 10:22 AM (eQZ2h)

I thought of the martin luther painting as well.

Posted by: Lea at August 10, 2016 10:27 AM (lIU4e)

112 In fact, if you have not yet seen any of the GREAT Preston Sturges movies, stop whatever you are doing right now, and see at least one of them... http://tinyurl.com/jj4boas

(link is to a list of his "essential films).

GO DO IT, RIGHT NOW!

Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2016 10:27 AM (TOk1P)

113 General anesthesia for wisdom teeth? I used to get stuff like that done on novocaine and then drive myself home.



Generally depends on how it's done. I had novocaine and had them pulled as they went bad. My sister had all four out at once and had general.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 10:27 AM (rXkis)

114 I know some of my comments about the art are perhaps over the top. But it is so nice to spend time contemplating skill and beauty instead of the constant lies and ugliness in the news. Time spent on art like today's is almost like prayer.

Over the top statement off.

Posted by: JTB at August 10, 2016 10:28 AM (V+03K)

115 Let's hope the Sony put Feig and his braintrust of writers in the extoplasmic containment unit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2016 10:28 AM (VnK9M)

116
The Guard
is another good movie which also stars Brendon Gleeson and was directed by McDonagh's brother.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 10, 2016 10:29 AM (fOgSR)

117 Hoo boy: Authorities inNorrtlje, Sweden are asking residents with country homes to give them up for newly arrived refugees.


How about a hearty hie-de-ho and a big FU!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 10:26 AM (rXkis)




The stupidity and authoritarianism of liberalism knows no bounds

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2016 10:29 AM (493sH)

118 General anesthesia for wisdom teeth? I used to get stuff like that done on novocaine and then drive myself home.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2016 10:24 AM (Pby3z)
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You punks had it easy.
I used a skate and a coconut!

Posted by: Chuck Noland at August 10, 2016 10:29 AM (kKHcp)

119 I had all wisdom teeth out, 12 year molars "excavated", and a bicuspid impacted toward the palate all out under local anesthesia in the same visit. Come at me, bros.

Posted by: Sporkatus at August 10, 2016 10:29 AM (eXSOZ)

120 Gotta run, and seriously, the guy in the painting looks just like Keith Moon, late drummer for The Who.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2016 10:29 AM (TOk1P)

121 Hans Memling. Really good painter, did amazing precision work on his sitters' eyes right down to the retinas. whatta guy. Moroni is still better, though.

Posted by: vivi at August 10, 2016 10:30 AM (11H2y)

122 Henry VIII looks like a thug as painted by Holbein.

I often wonder how artists from that era would pain today's movers and shakers. I wonder what Holbein would make of Hillary.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2016 10:30 AM (eQZ2h)

123 "Hoo boy: Authorities in Norrtlje, Sweden are asking residents with country homes to give them up for newly arrived refugees. "



Perhaps one could as Bernie his thoughts on this topic?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2016 10:30 AM (ptqRm)

124 106 General anesthesia for wisdom teeth? I used to get stuff like that done on novocaine and then drive myself home.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2016 10:24 AM (Pby3z)


You had it good. When I had my wisdom teeth out, I had to bite down on a damp cloth and then operate heavy equipment for the rest of the day.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 10, 2016 10:30 AM (HRSh5)

125 The title is Italian for "Thomas Wants a Glass of Port before Going Falconing."

Posted by: FireHorse at August 10, 2016 10:30 AM (0cMXq)

126 General anesthesia for wisdom teeth? I used to get stuff like that done on novocaine and then drive myself home.Posted by: Mr. Peebles


I had four yanked out at once - well one, then the next, etc in the morning. Novacaine only. Went to work with cotton shoved in each hole. Couldn't talk all day.

Best way to do it. Get it over and done with.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 10, 2016 10:31 AM (ZnIt3)

127 Holbain on Hillary! Huma huffed!

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2016 10:31 AM (VnK9M)

128 Martin Luther wasn't white, dudes! And he freed the slaves! He had a dream team!

Posted by: LIV university student at August 10, 2016 10:31 AM (LdMbv)

129 I don't know if anyone read the specs but that painting is just a little bigger than a standard sheet of paper.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 10, 2016 10:32 AM (daU4c)

130 It's better than the phto of Hope Solo's whale eye, that's for sure.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2016 10:32 AM (c1srJ)

131 Perhaps one could as Bernie his thoughts on this topic?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2016 10:30 AM (ptqRm)

From each according to his abilities.
To each, according to their needs.

Posted by: Bernie, whose needs are slightly bigger than yours at August 10, 2016 10:32 AM (kKHcp)

132 Shooter's father seems to have a fluid history when it comes to facts.

http://www.frontpagemag.com/node/263800

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2016 10:33 AM (ptqRm)

133 Glares**
 *Considers glaring*
 *or not*
Posted by: Schrodinger 

*lifts lid, tosses in some spare uranium*

*cackles*

Posted by: hilary c at August 10, 2016 10:33 AM (ZnIt3)

134 Two cops shot in Arkansas.

-
Hillz is from Arkansas.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 10, 2016 10:34 AM (Nwg0u)

135 It's better than the photo of Hope Solo's whale eye, that's for sure.

I don't know. With all the talk of Hope Solo last night, I had to google the images in question.
I found them very, uh, fetching
I bet she cleans up nice.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2016 10:34 AM (eQZ2h)

136 Hans Memling's skill is remarkable. His ability is evident in this painting: the color and clarity of the face and hands is stunning and effective. Look up some of his other works which, in contrast to this one, have brilliant color and detail. I wish I had learned of him sooner.

CBD, Thanks for yet another artist's work to explore and enjoy.

Posted by: JTB at August 10, 2016 10:21 AM (V+03K)

Yeah, but there's no life in this painting. Goya, for example, was not a master technician like, say, Rubens or Titian, but his subjects came through: the viewer has a feel for the personalities of the people he painted. But this painting? Tommasoremains a mystery, although I gather he's the pious, praying sort who likes to pretend he's a mannikin.

Some people appreciate exacting verisimulitude in paintings: themeticulously paintedgrain of the woodin the door, the perfectly rendered half-moon of the fingernails, the veinous translucency of a fly's wing, that sort of thing. Give me Rembrandt any day.

Posted by: troyriser at August 10, 2016 10:35 AM (OGbEB)

137 Martin Luther wasn't white, dudes! And he freed the slaves! He had a dream team!

Posted by: LIV university student at August 10, 2016 10:31 AM (LdMbv)




And he was killed by Donald Trump

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2016 10:35 AM (493sH)

138 Good morning, Horde!

It's that time of year again: ramping up for the 3rd Annual Southwest Ohio Moron Meetup.

Tentatively scheduled for mid-October in the Dayton area.

Want to be kept in the loop?

Drop me a line at swohmome@mail.com (and please include your nic).

Posted by: ibguy at August 10, 2016 10:35 AM (vUcdz)

139
50 38 By the way, how exactly is the David Ortiz BobbleHead racists? They have a pic of it on Weasel Zippers

I mean all BobbleHeads look stupid, at least I think so, but how is this one racists?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 09:59 AM (zp+j1)


I'm assuming the lips.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 10, 2016 10:04 AM (/CXhS)








I still have my mohammed bobblehead from the Great Jihadi Cartoon Fiasco a few years ago.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 10, 2016 10:35 AM (xxSK3)

140 Tin soldiers and Clinton's coming....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2016 10:36 AM (eQZ2h)

141
I keep reading 'Hope Solo' as 'Han Solo' until I realized that Hope Solo was Han Solo's daughter.

Then I was more confused than ever.

Posted by: Y.Hepplin at August 10, 2016 10:37 AM (JI4ri)

142 So, Assange is hinting that the murdered DNC staffer from a couple weeks ago was a Wikileaks informant and may have been killed because of it.

My first reaction is to believe it. As I thought more about it, I wondered why they would have to resort to murder since they KNOW the media will cover for them and the vast majority of their electorate doesn't care what they do anyway. I don't see a huge pushback or calamity happening over there because of these leaked DNC emails. Debbie had to step down, big deal - she'll be rewarded by the powers-that-be.

Just wondering what everyone else thought.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 10, 2016 10:37 AM (vg8iE)

143 Does anyone remember the Outrage we were all supposed to be outraged about in the last week of June?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Know Your Place! The Outrage Outlet has Official DNC Oppression Hierarchy Cards! at August 10, 2016 10:37 AM (hLRSq)

144 "And he was killed by Donald Trump"

Dude gets dick-punched by Trump as a baby.
And killed by Trump as an adult?


Circle of life.....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2016 10:38 AM (ptqRm)

145 And he was killed by Donald Trump
Dude! I've gotta hit Twit and RT that!

Posted by: LIV university student at August 10, 2016 10:38 AM (LdMbv)

146
General anesthesia for wisdom teeth? I used to get stuff like that done on novocaine and then drive myself home.



Generally depends on how it's done. I had novocaine and had them pulled as they went bad. My sister had all four out at once and had general.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 10:27 AM (rXkis)








Had all four of mine ripped out while under general anesthesia when I was 14. All I remember is counting backwards from ten.......and waking up with the dentist and my Mom stuffing me into the car in the alley.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 10, 2016 10:39 AM (xxSK3)

147 >>Hillz is from Arkansas.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 10, 2016 10:34 AM (Nwg0u)


No.

Posted by: Lea at August 10, 2016 10:39 AM (lIU4e)

148 "Then I was more confused than ever. "

Hope shot first.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2016 10:39 AM (ptqRm)

149 man hands

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 10, 2016 10:40 AM (/CIN4)

150 Then George Lucas replaced all the blast points with smiley faces. And the explosions with flowers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2016 10:40 AM (VnK9M)

151 I really like the Beatle haircut. Does he have a bald spot like Ringo?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 10, 2016 10:41 AM (oDCMR)

152 Assange is hinting
----------------------

After the fact. Had he said something before the event, it might have been more credible.

The question in my mind is who would order such a killing, if it was in fact a political murder, and who would carry it out?

It makes no sense to kill the leaker now, if he was the leaker. The emails are already out there. What's the point, what's the risk/reward ratio.

Posted by: Y.Hepplin at August 10, 2016 10:41 AM (JI4ri)

153 There's an "I'm with HER" banner ad at the top of the page.

I've been triggered. Who do I sue?

Posted by: Colossus of Ben Rhodes at August 10, 2016 10:41 AM (/krQw)

154 "Just wondering what everyone else thought."

Though I wouldn't put anything past the Clinton's, the Seth Rich murder looks to me like a Russian hit. Maybe they decided they'de rather have a President Hillary to blackmail after all.

The Clinton Machine probably would have hired black thugs and made sure the cash, credit cards and phone were stolen so it would look like--and in fact, be--a robbery/muder.

I also think Assange's days are numbered.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2016 10:41 AM (eQZ2h)

155 I wondered why they would have to resort to murder since they KNOW the media will cover for them and the vast majority of their electorate doesn't care what they do anyway.

--

Dead men can't act on a subpoena.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 10, 2016 10:41 AM (7ZVPa)

156
"Most" are well behaved!
"Most" refugees wont rape your children.

And in return you get back a little of the taxes you paid out!

Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 10:41 AM (zErFA)

157 Meanwhile, her heartless sibs are pleading with me for video after she awakens.


Posted by: bluebell at August 10, 2016 10:06 AM (G50E

I had all 4 impacted wisdom teeth taken out at once. On my 21st birthday.

The last thing I remember in the chair was seeing the tray of stainless steel instruments: chisels, mallet, vice grips...


Posted by: surgical memories at August 10, 2016 10:41 AM (25+/B)

158
I had all wisdom teeth out, 12 year molars "excavated", and a bicuspid impacted toward the palate all out under local anesthesia in the same visit. Come at me, bros.
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 10, 2016 10:29 AM (eXSOZ)

etc from other morons
--------------------

Makes me want to tell the one good joke I ever saw on Roseanne while all these guys are standing around talking about their heroic joint surgeries took out all the cartilage or a beebee etc.

"Did I ever tell about that time I went to the hospital? The doctors cut me open, and they took out a human being."

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Drooper at August 10, 2016 10:42 AM (pC96u)

159 It makes no sense to kill the leaker now, if he was the leaker. The
emails are already out there. What's the point, what's the risk/reward
ratio.>>>

It sends a message to potential leakers.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 10, 2016 10:43 AM (Mxs5H)

160 Just wondering what everyone else thought.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 10, 2016 10:37 AM (vg8iE)

Assange is a straight-up Russian disinformation agent or has been suborned by the FSB to act as such, which means the same thing. EverythingAssange says and does--without exception--is designed to undermine American interests and advance those of Russia. ConsiderAssange another expression of Putin's will.

Posted by: troyriser at August 10, 2016 10:43 AM (OGbEB)

161 >>Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2016 10:34 AM (eQZ2h)



You aren't that guy at the USDA who grades the Burger Meat are you?

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2016 10:43 AM (c1srJ)

162 This poor guy is praying that he stops peering acid out of his butt so he can sleep. He has been fasting the 3rd morning knowing there will be another few weeks to adjust but only so many layers of skin on his butt cheeks.

I can relate.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at August 10, 2016 10:43 AM (BEMJs)

163 Probably already posted but..


EXCLUSIVE: Child rape victim comes forward for the first time in 40 years to call Hillary Clinton a 'liar' who defended her rapist by smearing her, blocking evidence and callously laughing that she knew he was guilty


http://tinyurl.com/zjsl9g4

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 10, 2016 10:44 AM (ATVNj)

164
It makes no sense to kill the leaker now, if he was the leaker. The emails are already out there. What's the point, what's the risk/reward ratio.
Posted by: Y.Hepplin at August 10, 2016 10:41 AM (JI4ri)
------------------

Leaker was supposedly on his way to the FBI to discuss an in-process case of some sort.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Drooper at August 10, 2016 10:44 AM (pC96u)

165 "Assange is a straight-up Russian disinformation agent or has been suborned by the FSB to act as such, which means the same thing. EverythingAssange says and does--without exception--is designed to undermine American interests and advance those of Russia. ConsiderAssange another expression of Putin's will."

I'll buy that. But when he outlives his usefullness, he'll be gone.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2016 10:45 AM (eQZ2h)

166 General anesthesia for wisdom teeth? I used to get stuff like that done on novocaine and then drive myself home.

Luxury! In my day we removed our impacted teeth with a bayonet and a rock after a slug of whiskey.

And we were grateful.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at August 10, 2016 10:45 AM (evdj2)

167 I vaguely remember getting my wisdom teeth out. All four at once, pre-eruption. They gave me some really good shit to put me out.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2016 10:45 AM (0mRoj)

168 Yes, but was Han Solo's daughter's Sarlaac Pit eaten out in a cable TV show? Didn't think so.

Posted by: Brian Williams at August 10, 2016 10:45 AM (7HtZB)

169 RWC yeah Ace posted on that yesterday.

Words that should never be used in conjunction - stitches and vagina - should tell anyone all they need to know about what kind of client Hillary! likes to defend.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2016 10:46 AM (VnK9M)

170 bicentennialguy at August 10, 2016 10:37 AM (vg8iE)-

I wondered the same thing, but maybe Hellary needed an example made of him. As if they would need it, with her trail of bodies. But maybe some of the younger ones were growing a conscience.

Posted by: Abby Coffey at August 10, 2016 10:46 AM (HBU7W)

171 Q: How many members of President Hillary Clinton's administration will it take to screw in a light bulb?

Posted by: FireHorse at August 10, 2016 10:47 AM (0cMXq)

172 This guy on YouTube called Sargon of Akkad is analyzing Cenk Uygur's interview with this 3rd wave feminist named Laurie Pennie and at point in the interview she mentioned Milo and Cenk told her that we never mention his name on the show. Holy shit, Milo is like Voldemort to these people and I find it glorious.

Posted by: Serenity Now! at August 10, 2016 10:47 AM (BDZWU)

173
I'm not getting this story...

So, Hillary! killed the leaker.


She killed her adult diaper?

The maker of Depends got killed?


Anyway what does it matter? Trump punched a baby in the dick.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 10, 2016 10:47 AM (0cMkb)

174 166 General anesthesia for wisdom teeth? I used to get stuff like that done on novocaine and then drive myself home.

Luxury! In my day we removed our impacted teeth with a bayonet and a rock after a slug of whiskey.

And we were grateful.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at August 10, 2016 10:45 AM (evdj2)

Whiskey? All we got were some lawn clippings & ditch water. And we were happy because of it!

Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2016 10:48 AM (7HtZB)

175 161, I just find her weirdly attractive. She's really on the cusp of being either very beautiful or quite ugly-- does that make any sense?
Either way, she is hot.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2016 10:48 AM (eQZ2h)

176 EXCLUSIVE: Child rape victim comes forward for the first time in 40 years to call Hillary Clinton a 'liar' who defended her rapist by smearing her, blocking evidence and callously laughing that she knew he was guilty


http://tinyurl.com/zjsl9g4

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 10, 2016 10:44 AM (ATVNj)





MFM: Story? What story? Oh look!!! Trump punched another baby in the dick!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2016 10:48 AM (493sH)

177 Henry VIII looks like a thug as painted by Holbein.



I often wonder how artists from that era would pain today's movers and shakers. I wonder what Holbein would make of Hillary.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2016 10:30 AM (eQZ2h)


Yep, Harry King, specialist in removals, refurbishings, entertainment nightspots and having the lads get things done.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2016 10:48 AM (ry34m)

178 "I've been triggered. Who do I sue?"

Grin Breck.

For not giving you a soccer ball to play with and a teddy bear to hug.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at August 10, 2016 10:49 AM (WVsWD)

179 They would pinky swear with that ring instead of swearing on a stack of Bibles back then.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at August 10, 2016 10:49 AM (BEMJs)

180 >Had all four of mine ripped out while under general anesthesia when I was 14.

Same, except I remember them trying to find a vein in my arm, failing, and then going for my hand instead.

Posted by: Lea at August 10, 2016 10:50 AM (lIU4e)

181 Had all four of mine ripped out while under general
anesthesia when I was 14. All I remember is counting backwards from
ten.......and waking up with the dentist and my Mom stuffing me into the
car in the alley.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 10, 2016 10:39 AM (xxSK3)


Would you care to re-do that little story?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2016 10:50 AM (ry34m)

182 Thanks AP.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 10, 2016 10:50 AM (/CXhS)

183 I'll buy that. But when he outlives his usefullness, he'll be gone.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2016 10:45 AM (eQZ2h)

To his credit, Putin isn't Stalin--at least not yet. When Assange'scover as brave 'truth to power' advocateis blown, he'll probably end up with a cushy position at the Kremlin, with a nice little dacha in the country.

Sometimes the bad guys win.

Posted by: troyriser at August 10, 2016 10:50 AM (OGbEB)

184 12 year old getting raped so violently she needs stitches and is rendered infertile - hilarious.

Chris Stevens asking for more security measures, the lack of which result in him and 4 other men getting killed - really fucking hilarious.

Trump making an offhand comment at a public rally - ZOMG WHAT A HORRIBLE PERSON!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2016 10:50 AM (0mRoj)

185
Just wondering what everyone else thought.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 10, 2016 10:37 AM (vg8iE)

I would agree with you except that punishment is doled out to keep others in line, not just punish the wrongdoer.

Posted by: Bernie, whose needs are slightly bigger than yours at August 10, 2016 10:50 AM (kKHcp)

186 159 It makes no sense to kill the leaker now, if he was the leaker. The
emails are already out there. What's the point, what's the risk/reward
ratio.>>>
____________________

Because there was more. He had a cache of other information that he could threaten to disclose if he ever "caught a cold."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 10, 2016 10:50 AM (4AVeu)

187 On this date in 1974...I was 4. So I was likely running around the backyard in the August heat, being a butt.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 10, 2016 10:51 AM (hR1Jj)

188 "Whiskey? All we got were some lawn clippings & ditch water. And we were happy because of it!"

Wait...you guys had teeth?

Well look at the lucky rich guys showing off again.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2016 10:51 AM (ptqRm)

189 News
A woman in Calhoun County, Mississippi, has been arrested and charged with abusing an animal by having "unnatural intercourse" with her dog, reports reveal.



She probably should have stuck with 'natural intercourse' and stayed out of trouble.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 10, 2016 10:52 AM (ZnIt3)

190
McCarthyism, a leftist-created phrase I loathe, is practiced a lot today by the Left.

See:.Milo, as just one of many examples.

We let these Shits create Rules for us to live by while at the same time they dont live by or believe a damn thing they themselves say.

No More.

Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 10:52 AM (zErFA)

191 189 News
A woman in Calhoun County, Mississippi, has been arrested and charged with abusing an animal by having "unnatural intercourse" with her dog, reports reveal.



She probably should have stuck with 'natural intercourse' and stayed out of trouble.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 10, 2016 10:52 AM (ZnIt3)

That's just gross.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2016 10:53 AM (0mRoj)

192 190
McCarthyism, a leftist-created phrase I loathe, is practiced a lot today by the Left.

See:.Milo, as just one of many examples.

We let these Shits create Rules for us to live by while at the same time they dont live by or believe a damn thing they themselves say.

No More.

Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 10:52 AM (zErFA)
---

The left spends pretty much all their time blaming us for things that they actually do and sadly a lot of people seem to believe them judging by where things are going.

Posted by: Serenity Now! at August 10, 2016 10:54 AM (BDZWU)

193 >>A woman in Calhoun County, Mississippi, has been arrested and charged with abusing an animal by having "unnatural intercourse" with her dog, reports reveal.


Choosy Dogs choose Jif.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2016 10:54 AM (c1srJ)

194 On this date in 1974

-
I remember hearing the news on my car radio as I arrived at my high school parking lot.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 10, 2016 10:54 AM (Nwg0u)

195 "General anesthesia for wisdom teeth? I used to get stuff like that done on novocaine and then drive myself home."


Now the pain is more in the pocket.

I go in for a crown today at 1:00, for $1300. When did crowns get so expensive?

Posted by: jwest at August 10, 2016 10:54 AM (Zs4uk)

196 The left spends pretty much all their time blaming us for things that they actually do and sadly a lot of people seem to believe them judging by where things are going.
Posted by: Serenity Now! at August 10, 2016 10:54 AM (BDZWU)

Projection ain't just a river in Egypt.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2016 10:54 AM (0mRoj)

197 Well time to scoot, another eight hours at job beckons. Don't burn the place down. Have fun.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2016 10:55 AM (VnK9M)

198 What's that long German word that describes the situation where, long ago, you watched a bad movie, but got hooked by the plot, so you suffered through it just to see how it ends, regretting it bitterly, and then, now, many years later, you start watching an old movie, a bad movie, but get hooked by the plot, so you suffer through it to see how it ends, and then at some point it starts to seem vaguely familiar, but you're not sure, and then, yeah, towards the end when it's too late you realize that this is the very same awful movie you saw twenty five years ago on which you've now frittered away two more hours of your precious life?

Posted by: House of Games at August 10, 2016 10:55 AM (Jh20h)

199 I go in for a crown today at 1:00, for $1300. When did crowns get so expensive?



Posted by: jwest

How much is Shillary spending for hers?

Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2016 10:55 AM (8ikIW)

200 Wasn't Stitches & Vagina a 1970's Quinn Martin plainclothes cop show?

Posted by: andycanuck at August 10, 2016 10:56 AM (LdMbv)

201 177, exactly.
There is nothing "regal"-looking about Henry VIII. Take away the furs and medieval finery and put on a Hell's Angel's vest and he'd look right at home
He'd probably be the boss though.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2016 10:56 AM (eQZ2h)

202 I was lucky with my wisdom teeth.

All four were impacted.

So, we went to an alternative medicine dentist, who used the powers of tao to transport them into the 4th dimension.

Easy-peasy.









Apparently, they wound up in Hillary!'s vag through karmic schism and that explains Hill and Bill's lack of a sex life as well as Bill's bent weenie.

and now you know the rest of the story...

Posted by: Zombie Paul Harvey at August 10, 2016 10:56 AM (0cMkb)

203 A woman in Calhoun County, Mississippi, has been arrested and charged with abusing an animal by having "unnatural intercourse" with her dog, reports reveal.

-
Maybe she self identifies as a batch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 10, 2016 10:56 AM (Nwg0u)

204 >>I go in for a crown today at 1:00, for $1300. When did crowns get so expensive?


Is it jeweled?

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2016 10:57 AM (c1srJ)

205 200--it was, but the producer was Aaron Spelling, not Martin.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2016 10:57 AM (eQZ2h)

206 Hillz is from Arkansas.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 10, 2016 10:34 AM (Nwg0u)

****

She is from my home town of Park Ridge, IL. Yay me.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 10, 2016 10:57 AM (u5E9A)

207 Maybe she self identifies as a batch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

A batch of peanut butter cookies?

Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2016 10:57 AM (8ikIW)

208 Damn autocucumber ruined my joke!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 10, 2016 10:57 AM (Nwg0u)

209 204 >>I go in for a crown today at 1:00, for $1300. When did crowns get so expensive?


Is it jeweled?
Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2016 10:57 AM (c1srJ)

He's got all that HOA money so don't feel bad.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2016 10:57 AM (0mRoj)

210 Youse youngin's today. In my day I had all four of my wisdom teeth pulled at once with pliers, fully awake, no pain meds after.

Then I had to walk home uphill, barefoot, on a road of gravel, 115 degrees in the shade, in 2 feet of snow!

Posted by: A Really Old Guy at August 10, 2016 10:57 AM (hgwL9)

211 Zombie Paul Harvey, I keep saying Hillary! is a vagina dentata...

*thud*

Cya l8tr

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 10, 2016 10:58 AM (VnK9M)

212 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at August 10, 2016 10:58 AM (GwIKd)

213 Is it jeweled?

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2016 10:57 AM (c1srJ)


That's what I need - a diamond studded grille.

Posted by: jwest at August 10, 2016 10:58 AM (Zs4uk)

214
Then I had to walk home uphill, barefoot, on a road of gravel, 115 degrees in the shade, in 2 feet of snow!

Posted by: A Really Old Guy

With only Grape Nuts to eat when I got home.

Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2016 10:58 AM (8ikIW)

215 My Mom was the Bodyless Head in the carnival when she about eight or nine. No hands though.

Posted by: Javems at August 10, 2016 10:58 AM (yOqwj)

216 Can we get off all the dental talk??? My teeth are starting to hurt...

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2016 10:59 AM (eQZ2h)

217 203
A woman in Calhoun County, Mississippi, has been arrested and charged
with abusing an animal by having "unnatural intercourse" with her dog,
reports reveal.



Was there peanut butter involved?


*looks around for Toby the beagle*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2016 10:59 AM (1ZOkK)

218 I go in for a crown today at 1:00, for $1300. When did crowns get so expensive?
Posted by: jwest at August 10, 2016 10:54 AM (Zs4uk)

****

I got mine down to $800 by handing him 8 C notes in private.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 10, 2016 10:59 AM (u5E9A)

219 213 Is it jeweled?

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2016 10:57 AM (c1srJ)


That's what I need - a diamond studded grille.
Posted by: jwest at August 10, 2016 10:58 AM (Zs4uk)

But then you have to get rope chains and a vintage Caddy with hydraulics...it spins out of control pretty quick.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2016 11:00 AM (0mRoj)

220 In Bruges is great. Funny yet serious. Purgatory theme. "I thought I was dead but I was only in Bruges"

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 10, 2016 11:00 AM (e4Z4F)

221
Admiral Ross of Star Trek: Deep Throat 9 is dead.

Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 11:00 AM (zErFA)

222 175 161, I just find her weirdly attractive. She's really on the cusp of being either very beautiful or quite ugly-- does that make any sense?
Either way, she is hot.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2016 10:48 AM (eQZ2h

Dude, she took multiple selfies of different expressions of her butthole. Who in the hell does that unless they are paid?

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at August 10, 2016 11:00 AM (BEMJs)

223 "With only Grape Nuts to eat when I got home."

It could have been worse.
(points at box of Kaboom on counter by the leaky sink....)

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2016 11:00 AM (eQZ2h)

224 Hillary is originally from IL; Arkansas was just a way station on her odyssey of rape, plunder, and crimes against fashion.

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at August 10, 2016 11:00 AM (RD7QR)

225 222, I don't know. Guess I'm weird .
Or hard-up....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2016 11:01 AM (eQZ2h)

226 Posted by: House of Games at August 10, 2016 10:55 AM (Jh20h)

"gunterglassfilmbeobachtenverzweilflung"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2016 11:01 AM (ry34m)

227 Then I had to walk home uphill, barefoot, on a road of gravel, 115 degrees in the shade, in 2 feet of snow!

You had gravel?? Mister Fancy Pants here.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at August 10, 2016 11:01 AM (evdj2)

228 With only Grape Nuts to eat when I got home.
Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2016 10:58 AM (8ikIW)

Pffft. Rich kids. I got aquarium gravel. To be honest though I couldn't tell the difference.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2016 11:01 AM (0mRoj)

229 ">I go in for a crown today at 1:00, for $1300. When did crowns get so expensive? "

Those sub-miniature mics and transmitters ain't cheap.

Posted by: Bob, from the NSA at August 10, 2016 11:02 AM (ptqRm)

230 Hillary is originally from IL; Arkansas was just a way station on her odyssey of rape, plunder, and crimes against fashion.

Posted by: joncelli,

And hilarious queef sounds. She's been known to call in a turkey with it.

Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2016 11:02 AM (8ikIW)

231 I go in for a crown today at 1:00, for $1300. When did crowns get so expensive?



Posted by: jwest



Not to worry jwest.

When I'm President and install Hillary!care Ver 2.0,

all crowns will be free!!!!

That's right....FREE!!!!


Free Shit ,bitchez! Vote for me!

Posted by: Hillary! at August 10, 2016 11:02 AM (0cMkb)

232 Wait,Hope Solo took selfies of her brown eye??

Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2016 11:02 AM (fA75F)

233 I got up this morning to see the pictures of 39 (!!!!) men arrested in a sting operation for child sexual abuse, on the front page of the fish wrap.

They were equally represented by white, black, and Hispanic. No Asians.

WTF? At least they're all behind bars (for now).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2016 11:03 AM (1ZOkK)

234 Pffft. Rich kids. I got aquarium gravel. To be honest though I couldn't tell the difference.

Posted by: Insomniac

I think you need less milk to soften aquarium gravel

Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2016 11:03 AM (8ikIW)

235 "I got mine down to $800 by handing him 8 C notes in private."

Talk to NGU, the HQ's house Dentist.

We get preferred rates for cash.

Posted by: Bob, from the NSA at August 10, 2016 11:03 AM (ptqRm)

236 >>Dude, she took multiple selfies of different expressions of her butthole. Who in the hell does that unless they are paid?

Is that wrong?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 10, 2016 11:04 AM (/tuJf)

237 Off, you snooping sock

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2016 11:04 AM (ptqRm)

238 Have the Clintons killed anyone today? I know the day is young...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2016 11:04 AM (1ZOkK)

239 woman in Calhoun County, Mississippi, has been arrested and charged with abusing an animal by having "unnatural int

Why is that abnormal sex act / desire less equal than other abnormal sexual attraction / desire? One is celebrated and one gets you arrested.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 10, 2016 11:04 AM (daU4c)

240
Can someone tell me how Alanis Morisette ever got a major recording contract?

Her voice sounds like tires screeching.

You Oughta Know sounds like a constipated alley cat in heat.

Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 11:04 AM (zErFA)

241 >> I got up this morning to see the pictures of 39 (!!!!) men arrested in a sting operation for child sexual abuse


Not all mass graves are created equal.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2016 11:05 AM (c1srJ)

242 Those sub-miniature mics and transmitters ain't cheap.

Posted by: Bob, from the NSA at August 10, 2016 11:02 AM (ptqRm)


I was playing with the Bluetooth from my phone directly into my hearing aid. Pretty trick.

There is also a feature where you can turn the microphone on in the phone and leave it in another room while hearing everything via Bluetooth.

Watch what you say when someone goes out of the room.

Posted by: jwest at August 10, 2016 11:06 AM (Zs4uk)

243 Can someone tell me how Alanis Morisette ever got a major recording contract?

Her voice sounds like tires screeching.

You Oughta Know sounds like a constipated alley cat in heat.

Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 11:04 AM (zErFA)



We have a mutual friend who's interested in photography.

Posted by: Hope Solo at August 10, 2016 11:06 AM (0cMkb)

244 More on the unnatural dog lady...

The suspect was convicted, given a ten-year suspended sentence and five years of probation, and will have to register as a sex offender.

As terms of her probation she is also prohibited from watching reruns of Lassie or Rin Tin Tin.

/ mighta made up the last part

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 10, 2016 11:06 AM (ZnIt3)

245 So I see at Drudge that Princess Malia has been photographed smoking choom. Like father, like daughter. She must have read her daddy's books.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2016 11:06 AM (1ZOkK)

246 Howdy, folks.

I got out of bed today. Barely, but, better than not.

That's all I've got.

Posted by: mindful webworker - unraveling rapidly at August 10, 2016 11:06 AM (ohWrE)

247 Must read: DAN F'IN RATHER says ANY public figure who supports Trump must be shamed!

The irony runs deep and swift.



Posted by: DJT punched my baby in the dick at August 10, 2016 11:06 AM (AV4JD)

248 "You Oughta Know sounds like a constipated alley cat in heat."

Yeah, but EVERY chick had that album in 1995-96. You had to listen to it once to get, you know, tips.
Now those same girls are buying Adele albums...

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2016 11:07 AM (eQZ2h)

249
...Cenk Uygur's interview with this 3rd wave feminist ...

How many "waves" are there?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 10, 2016 11:08 AM (IqV8l)

250 If people are Judged by whom their enemies are, then Trump is alright my book

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 11:08 AM (zp+j1)

251 240
Can someone tell me how Alanis Morisette ever got a major recording contract?

Her voice sounds like tires screeching.

You Oughta Know sounds like a constipated alley cat in heat.
Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 11:04 AM (zErFA)

It was the 90s. Listen to any 90s rock band -just mummblesandslurrs every word. We all went a little mad then. Good thing that's over with.

/s

Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2016 11:08 AM (7HtZB)

252 Also, though she went out of her way to hide them, Morrisette had a big rack....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2016 11:08 AM (eQZ2h)

253 Posted by: House of Games at August 10, 2016 10:55 AM (Jh20h)

The German words for the condition you describe are "Filmacher Wim Wenders".

Posted by: troyriser at August 10, 2016 11:08 AM (OGbEB)

254 So I see at Drudge that Princess Malia has been photographed smoking choom.

But the BUSH TWINS!!! (eleventy)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2016 11:08 AM (ptqRm)

255 232 Wait,Hope Solo took selfies of her brown eye??
Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2016 11:02 AM (fA75F

To be fair, it has more personality and is softer than her face.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at August 10, 2016 11:09 AM (BEMJs)

256
There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand knew trip

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at August 10, 2016 11:09 AM (evdj2)

257
Yeah, JoeF, that and The Cranberries.

Songs about periods and ex-boyfriends.

Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 11:09 AM (zErFA)

258
So I see at Drudge that Princess Malia has been photographed smoking choom. Like father, like daughter. She must have read her daddy's books.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2016 11:06 AM


Pipe Dreams From My Father

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 10, 2016 11:09 AM (IqV8l)

259 Now those same girls are buying Adele albums...
Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2016 11:07 AM (eQZ2h)

Whom the NFL is desperate to land as the Super Bowl halftime act. Sigh.

Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2016 11:09 AM (7HtZB)

260 After interning on "Girls" last summer, I'd be surprised if choom is the only thing Malia's into.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2016 11:10 AM (1ZOkK)

261
A big canadian rack.

Girls like Alanis hate their own boobies. Sad.

Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 11:10 AM (zErFA)

262 >>The Cranberries.


First Press Cranberries albums go for big money.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2016 11:10 AM (c1srJ)

263 So I see at Drudge that Princess Malia has been photographed smoking choom.

But the BUSH TWINS!!! (eleventy)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2016 11:08 AM (ptqRm)



They both drank margaritas!!!1111!!!!

Then held that baby down while Trump punched it in the dick!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 10, 2016 11:11 AM (0cMkb)

264 136 ... troyriser, Can't argue about Rembrandt. Memling's faces and poses were quiet portraits and detailed but not active. I wonder had he painted a century and a half later in Rembrandt's time, if he would have incorporated the liveliness and humor of Rembrandt's portraits. I think their skill levels were similar.

Posted by: JTB at August 10, 2016 11:12 AM (V+03K)

265 So I see at Drudge that Princess Malia has been photographed smoking choom.




Soon to be dead paparazzi.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 11:12 AM (rXkis)

266
Blacklisters. Call these Shits what they are.

Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 11:12 AM (zErFA)

267 Update on the Pooky household: husband still in the USAF, medical specialists are theorizing, hormonal treatments have started. Wife is getting frustrated because the AF is reluctant to admit it might have damaged not just her husband but his entire unit (no pregnancies in the shop for almost a year). Daughter is reading Dr. Seuss to cats.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 10, 2016 11:12 AM (ar2KI)

268 5 More details about the Kansas City waterslide accident... the incredibly incompetent state of Kansas never did a safety inspection on the slide after it was opened in 2014.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 10, 2016 09:50 AM (hqZPQ)

Brownback broke KS, and safety inspections require a fully funded government agency. Some government regulation is required since companies don't always do what is necessary to mitigate risk to the consumer.

Posted by: Bernette at August 10, 2016 11:13 AM (S6rOh)

269 So I see at Drudge that Princess Malia has been photographed smoking choom. Like father, like daughter. She must have read her daddy's books.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2016 11:06 AM





The MFM will ignore it, laugh it off or say how daring and mature she is. If Ivanka had a glass of wine she'd be a raging alcoholic who let her father punch her babies in the dick

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2016 11:14 AM (493sH)

270 I know. I cringe at some of the stuff I listened to in the '90's. At the time, I thought "Zombie" was a pretty good song.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2016 11:14 AM (eQZ2h)

271 You can tell by the hands (not small at all, btw) that he's clinging to his guns and religion.

Posted by: Hank at August 10, 2016 11:14 AM (FGVDB)

272 So I see at Drudge that Princess Malia has been photographed smoking choom. Like father, like daughter. She must have read her daddy's books.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2016 11:06 AM

Pipe Dreams From My Father

-
Choom choomerie choom choomerie choom choom Cherie.
A first kid's as lucky as lucky can be!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 10, 2016 11:14 AM (Nwg0u)

273 I see that the DoJ report for the Baltimore City Police Department has been released.

I know that the good Officers will be glossed right over, and nothing but the bad will be accentuated.

Apparently, A Police Force, led a the time by a black Chief of Police, who works for a black Mayor in a majority black city has doubles interacting with blacks in a legal manner.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2016 11:14 AM (ptqRm)

274 234 Pffft. Rich kids. I got aquarium gravel. To be honest though I couldn't tell the difference.

Posted by: Insomniac

I think you need less milk to soften aquarium gravel
Posted by: Bruce at August 10, 2016 11:03 AM (8ikIW)

Heh. Sounds about right.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2016 11:15 AM (0mRoj)

275 Barry sez Malia is his best friend (which is weird as hell). I guess they've shared a joint or two.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2016 11:15 AM (1ZOkK)

276

Fox Business Headline - Dutch Police shoot a knife welding man shouting Allah Akbar.

Let me guess no motive. No connection to Islam or terrorism

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2016 11:15 AM (493sH)

277 Donald Trump punched Hope Solo's fart box. True story, there's pictures and everything.

Posted by: Fritz at August 10, 2016 11:15 AM (2Mnv1)

278 That must have been Paul Simon's 'Bridge over troubled waters' period. He looks so pensive.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 10, 2016 11:15 AM (OZmbA)

279 I maintain that the Rolling Stones' Gimme Shelter has withstood the test of time.

It still rocks.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at August 10, 2016 11:15 AM (evdj2)

280 265 So I see at Drudge that Princess Malia has been photographed smoking choom.




Soon to be dead paparazzi.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 11:12 AM (rXkis)

Nah. Getting caught sparking a spliff will only be a resume enhancer for her when she decides to run for office.

Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2016 11:16 AM (7HtZB)

281
Do cats like Dr Suess?

Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 11:16 AM (zErFA)

282
Ted Strickland jokes that Scalia’s death came ‘at a good time’

“I mean, the death of Scalia saved labor from a terrible decision,” Strickland said to cheers, with laughter soon filling the room as he made the joke. “And I don’t wish anyone ill, but it happened at a good time because once that decision had been made, it would have been tough to reverse it.”

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 10, 2016 11:16 AM (IqV8l)

283 "First Press Cranberries album is going for big money"

Yes, the mid '90's were vinyl's dark hole. I recently sold a copy of Neil Young's Sleeps with Angels and Springsteen's Tom Joad vinyls for $100 bucks each.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2016 11:17 AM (eQZ2h)

284 " Daughter is reading Dr. Seuss to cats."

Are they in hats?


At least he is still in the AF.

Gotta be frustrating, I know.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2016 11:17 AM (ptqRm)

285 270 That yodeling,ugh.But she was pretty hot.

Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2016 11:17 AM (fA75F)

286 AH if fredo were my father, G-D forbid, I'd smoke and drink also. So I'll cut the kid a break

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 11:17 AM (zp+j1)

287
That dudes got Trump hands.


Just saying.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2016 11:17 AM (8XRCm)

288 >>Do cats like Dr Suess?


I can haz hat?

Posted by: LolCat at August 10, 2016 11:18 AM (c1srJ)

289 "Let me guess no motive. No connection to Islam or terrorism"

Mental health issues.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2016 11:18 AM (ptqRm)

290 Barry sez Malia is his best friend (which is weird as hell). I guess they've shared a joint or two.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2016 11:15 AM (1ZOkK)




And talk about guys they like

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2016 11:18 AM (493sH)

291 >>Yeah, JoeF, that and The Cranberries.
Songs about periods and ex-boyfriends.
Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 11:09 AM (zErFA)

Breakup music will always be popular.

But god I hated the cranberries!

Posted by: Lea at August 10, 2016 11:18 AM (lIU4e)

292 Yes, the mid '90's were vinyl's dark hole. I recently sold a copy of Neil Young's Sleeps with Angels and Springsteen's Tom Joad vinyls for $100 bucks each.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2016 11:17 AM (eQZ2h)

And here in the mid 2000-teens, vinyl has made a comeback & we get Hope Solo's dark hole instead.

Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2016 11:19 AM (7HtZB)

293 289
"Let me guess no motive. No connection to Islam or terrorism"



Mental health issues.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2016 11:18 AM (ptqRm)


Trying to get his life together, wanted to become a recording artist, was a good boy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2016 11:19 AM (1ZOkK)

294 I think that the cats would enjoy the Dr. Seuss more if the reader wasn't so enthusiastic.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 10, 2016 11:19 AM (ar2KI)

295 Yep - 1993-1998.

Pretty much everything made then is expensive.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2016 11:19 AM (c1srJ)

296 249
...Cenk Uygur's interview with this 3rd wave feminist ...

How many "waves" are there?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 10, 2016 11:08 AM (IqV8l)

Nigh unto infinite. And each wave that lands erodes masculinity, weakens the fabric of society and eats away at relationships between men and women.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2016 11:19 AM (0mRoj)

297 282 Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 10, 2016 11:16 AM (IqV8l)
---

Yeah Ted, God forbid people have free will and have a say in where their own money goes. I'm not a big Portman fan, but I'll be glad to cast a ballot against this NAMBLA defending douchebag in November.

Posted by: Serenity Now! at August 10, 2016 11:20 AM (BDZWU)

298 I maintain that the Rolling Stones' entire musical lexicon has withstood the test of time.

-----

FIFY

Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2016 11:20 AM (8XRCm)

299 "Gimme Shelter" and "Paint it Black" have become the Rolling Stone's two most popular songs.
I don't think "Gimme Shelter" was even released as a single. But it's been used for movies (Scorsese has used it in no less that 4 films), television and commercials.
It's a great song and that dark, menacing opening is sheer genius.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2016 11:20 AM (eQZ2h)

300 At Drudge, I also learned that Socialism pays, at least for Bernie. Just bought a $600,000 beach house (his third home).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2016 11:21 AM (1ZOkK)

301 >>I maintain that the Rolling Stones' entire musical lexicon has withstood the test of time.


You have to be fucking kidding?

It's been a long, slow dive into pure awfulness sinse they kicked Mick Taylor out of the band.

Nothing after 1974 is half as good as what preceeded it.

And 'Angie' is among the worst 4 songs of all time.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2016 11:22 AM (c1srJ)

302 Ted Strickland jokes that Scalias death came at a good time

I mean, the death of Scalia saved labor from a terrible decision, Strickland said to cheers, with laughter soon filling the room as he made the joke. And I dont wish anyone ill, but it happened at a good time because once that decision had been made, it would have been tough to reverse it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 10, 2016 11:16 AM (IqV8l)

Don't worry i am sure the MSM, the one namers here, and the college professors will be all over his one....cough cough cough

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 11:22 AM (zp+j1)

303 At Drudge, I also learned that Socialism pays, at least for Bernie. Just bought a $600,000 beach house (his third home).
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2016 11:21 AM (1ZOkK

---

That just proves Fixers corollary.

"All people are capitalists when it comes to their own money."

Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2016 11:22 AM (8XRCm)

304 I maintain that the Rolling Stones' entire musical lexicon has withstood the test of time.

I kinda think the Stones don't get their proper do because they never broke up and therefore were never "missed" like The Beatles and others.
But a lot of their early pre-"Satisfaction" stuff is very dated.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2016 11:22 AM (eQZ2h)

305 Temple Of The Dog.

anybody?

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at August 10, 2016 11:23 AM (BEMJs)

306 I know it's heresy to some, but I think the Stones is one of the most overrated bands ever.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2016 11:23 AM (0mRoj)

307 600K for Bern's beach house is a long way from the sugar shack without power he lived in at the commune.

Posted by: Hank at August 10, 2016 11:23 AM (FGVDB)

308 But god I hated the cranberries!

Posted by: Lea at August 10, 2016 11:18 AM (lIU4e)




I have it on good authority that their song "Zombie" was actually a looped track of a cat with a terminal case of hiccups being skinned.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 10, 2016 11:23 AM (uiwCw)

309 Don't worry i am sure the MSM, the one namers here, and the college professors will be all over his one....cough cough cough

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 11:22 AM (zp+j1)

Who or what is/are'the one-namers here'?

Posted by: troyriser at August 10, 2016 11:24 AM (OGbEB)

310 "Temple Of The Dog. "

I'm growing hungry.

Posted by: Barry Soetero at August 10, 2016 11:24 AM (eQZ2h)

311 Update on the Pooky household: husband still in the USAF, medical specialists are theorizing, hormonal treatments have started. Wife is getting frustrated because the AF is reluctant to admit it might have damaged not just her husband but his entire unit (no pregnancies in the shop for almost a year).
Posted by: pookysgirl at August 10, 2016 11:12 AM (ar2KI)

Glad to hear he's still in the AF, but what's with this other stuff.

Has Obama been doing secret medical tranny conversions?

Posted by: JackS at August 10, 2016 11:24 AM (hgwL9)

312 It's been a long, slow dive into pure awfulness sinse they kicked Mick Taylor out of the band.

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You sir.... are a cad.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2016 11:24 AM (8XRCm)

313 Australia's parliament passed laws that make it a crime to criticize Islam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlBAeaViTQc

Posted by: Serenity Now! at August 10, 2016 11:24 AM (BDZWU)

314 I wonder if Bernie will wander around on the beach in a Speedo, accompanied by his wife Jane in a thong bikini?

You're welcome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2016 11:25 AM (1ZOkK)

315 305 Temple Of The Dog.

anybody?
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at August 10, 2016 11:23 AM (BEMJs)

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2016 11:25 AM (0mRoj)

316 But a lot of their early pre-"Satisfaction" stuff is very dated.

I think their work for Rice Krispies has held up quite nicely. Barely soggy at all.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2016 11:25 AM (Pby3z)

317 @282

Scalias own pizon Ruth Buzzy Ginsburg opined that it was a good thing her "friend" was dead lest he make some unfortunate ruling.

The left are nothing if not unrepentant scumbags, who's only agenda is gaining and expanding their power and control and won't let a little thing like decorum stand in their way of achieving it.

Their is a lesson to be learned here.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 10, 2016 11:25 AM (XFQbm)

318 My first meal after getting off my friend's sofa after 8 hours of getting the anesthesia out of my system was a bag of fried gizzards. That was a bad choice.
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Good lord, Kindltot. I promise not to give my daughter (or anyone else) friend gizzards. Ever.

Well, my daughter came through her oral surgery like a champ and she's not dopey at all. Much to her sibs' bitter disappointment.

As her older sister texted me: "Pity. That was some quality entertainment." Referring to the third sister who was absolutely hilarious.

Posted by: bluebell at August 10, 2016 11:26 AM (805dc)

319 But god I hated the cranberries!

Posted by: Lea at August 10, 2016 11:18 AM (lIU4e)>>>
They made the worst jelly.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 10, 2016 11:26 AM (Mxs5H)

320 "Dead Flowers" is one of my all-time favorite songs. I hear the Stones will be doing a new, back-to-basics blues album soon.

Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2016 11:27 AM (7HtZB)

321 Yeah, a lot of The Rolling Stones stuff, post-Taylor, isn't as good as the earlier records, but who could maintain that level of quality for so long? Some Girls and Tattoo You are strong albums and all their albums have a least a couple pretty decemt songs including their last one, which came out in '05.
They have a new album coming out this Fall though. Should be interesting.

Posted by: Barry Soetero at August 10, 2016 11:27 AM (eQZ2h)

322 Personally, I thought the Stones should have broken up after "It's Only Rock N Roll." Everything after that, to me, sounds like "Let's use formulas to write songs and not really care what comes out."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 10, 2016 11:28 AM (AroJD)

323 267 Update on the Pooky household: husband still in the USAF, medical specialists are theorizing, hormonal treatments have started. Wife is getting frustrated because the AF is reluctant to admit it might have damaged not just her husband but his entire unit (no pregnancies in the shop for almost a year). Daughter is reading Dr. Seuss to cats.
Posted by: pookysgirl at August 10, 2016 11:12 AM (ar2KI)
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Pookysgirl, does this have to do with your husband's PT test last week? I'm glad to hear he's still in the AF, but the other stuff sounds disturbing. Hope he (and the others) are okay.

Posted by: bluebell at August 10, 2016 11:28 AM (805dc)

324 >> I know it's heresy to some, but I think the Stones is one of the most overrated bands ever.


Right behind the Beatles.

But, U2 is so far in front that it isn't even a race.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2016 11:28 AM (c1srJ)

325 Who or what is/are'the one-namers here'?
Posted by: troyriser at August 10, 2016 11:24 AM (OGbEB)


There have been drive by trolls here recently who use just a short first name..it's pretty well known. I am not talking about regular commentors

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 11:28 AM (zp+j1)

326 Probably don't even need to ask, but is there any word on whether the medical reports on Don Hillary Corleone are totally fake? The brain MRI and doctors case notes leaked on twitter ostensibly shows Hilldogger has a progressive neurological degeneration.

Posted by: MTF at August 10, 2016 11:28 AM (LISuA)

327 I know it's heresy to some, but I think the Stones is one of the most overrated bands ever.

Posted by: Insomniac


--

You mean Fred, Barney, Wilma and Betty?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 10, 2016 11:29 AM (7ZVPa)

328 the stones have sucked for years. the only one with any talent now is keith. and he doesn't even know it. they did the steel wheelchair tour back in the 80's. give it up already.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 10, 2016 11:29 AM (KP5rU)

329 152 Assange is hinting
----------------------

After the fact. Had he said something before the event, it might have been more credible.

The question in my mind is who would order such a killing, if it was in fact a political murder, and who would carry it out?

It makes no sense to kill the leaker now, if he was the leaker. The emails are already out there. What's the point, what's the risk/reward ratio.
Posted by: Y.Hepplin at August 10, 2016 10:41 AM (JI4ri)

The election isn't over. There are plenty of people who know unflattering things about HRC who needed a reminder, perhaps.

Posted by: Bernette at August 10, 2016 11:29 AM (S6rOh)

330 267 Update on the Pooky household: husband still in the USAF, medical specialists are theorizing, hormonal treatments have started. Wife is getting frustrated because the AF is reluctant to admit it might have damaged not just her husband but his entire unit (no pregnancies in the shop for almost a year). Daughter is reading Dr. Seuss to cats.
Posted by: pookysgirl at August 10, 2016 11:12 AM (ar2KI)

Good heavens, pookysgirl, what happened to them? I'm not surprised at the AF doing something stupid, just the govt's continued reluctance to clean up the messes they make of other people's lives.

Which, in all honesty, really shouldn't surprise me. I hope he's okay.

and it's adorable that your daughter is reading to the cats. They are probably very good listeners.

Posted by: Moki at August 10, 2016 11:29 AM (ezHMO)

331 I used to play poker with this good ol' boy from Waco. He would fry up a mess of chicken hearts to munch on while he was raising the bets.

Posted by: Hank at August 10, 2016 11:29 AM (FGVDB)

332 Gateway Pundit via Drudge

On July 8, 2016, 27 year-old Democratic staffer Seth Conrad Rich was murdered in Washington DC. The killer or killers took nothing from their victim, leaving behind his wallet, watch and phone.

Shortly after the killing, Redditors and social media users were pursuing a "lead" saying that Rich was en route to the FBI the morning of his murder, apparently intending to speak to special agents about an "ongoing court case" possibly involving the Clinton family.





This Presidential campaign is just murder...

Posted by: Mortimer at August 10, 2016 11:30 AM (zu88C)

333 Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2016 11:25 AM

That was not a nice thing you just did, Ms. D'oh.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 10, 2016 11:30 AM (bzd8I)

334 They [The Rolling Stones] have a new album coming out this Fall though. Should be interesting.

Posted by: Barry Soetero at August 10, 2016 11:27 AM (eQZ2h)

Hearing septuagenerians sing about sex creeps me out.

Posted by: troyriser at August 10, 2016 11:30 AM (OGbEB)

335 324 Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2016 11:28 AM (c1srJ)
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Disagree on the RS, though not a huge fan, but totally agree on U2.

Posted by: MTF at August 10, 2016 11:30 AM (LISuA)

336 Yes, those two Ron Wood albums are ok.

Problem with the Stones is that EVERY lead guitarist they ever had was better than Keith Richards.

But, Keith and Mick hold the cards and call the shots.

Not a good recipe for quality music.

And, yes. Keith can write a motherfucker of a riff. But, he's no Tony Iommi.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2016 11:31 AM (c1srJ)

337 General anesthesia for extractions? Sure will, thanks.

My dad worked at Wright-Patt in 1940-1974 in radar development, IFF, refueling in air, that sort of thing. Secret type stuff, worked in a safe. Whenever he had a tooth extracted with general anesthesia, he had to be escorted by a gov. agent to make sure he didn't squeal all toppest secrets to a potential Russian dentist. He chose novacaine, until he had all the choppers removed. By that time he had retired, so he had Mom as his escort.

Posted by: Susanamantha at August 10, 2016 11:31 AM (uf79c)

338 334 Yeah,but it is better than watching them do it.

Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2016 11:31 AM (fA75F)

339 There is always at least one older once-famous song that triggers you to yell out "OH HELL NO!" and switch to anything else when it plays. For me, that is Manfred Mann's "Blinded by the Light", which is relentless.

I guess the Cranberries have released a few of those.

Posted by: Roy at August 10, 2016 11:31 AM (VndSC)

340 >>>The brain MRI and doctors case notes leaked on twitter ostensibly shows Hilldogger has a progressive neurological degeneration.<<<

How could anybody tell the difference between Hillary's normal campaign face and a conniption fit?

Posted by: Fritz at August 10, 2016 11:31 AM (2Mnv1)

341 322--the Stones ALWAYS used a formula. But that in and of itself isn't a bad thing.
Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Chuck Berry, Motown, The Beach Boys--they all had a formula and stuck to it and still made great records...because the formula was great.

Posted by: Barry Soetero at August 10, 2016 11:32 AM (eQZ2h)

342 Shortly after the killing, Redditors and social media users were pursuing a "lead" saying that Rich was en route to the FBI the morning of his murder, apparently intending to speak to special agents about an "ongoing court case" possibly involving the Clinton family.
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He was killed at 4 am I thought. James Comey and the boyz don't get to work until 10 or so. Don't need to.

Posted by: MTF at August 10, 2016 11:32 AM (LISuA)

343 I maintain that the Rolling Stones' entire musical lexicon has withstood the test of time.

I kinda think the Stones don't get their proper do because they never broke up and therefore were never "missed" like The Beatles and others.
But a lot of their early pre-"Satisfaction" stuff is very dated.



Most of their pre-"Satisfaction" stuff was covers. "Under the Boardwalk". And without the Beatles they wouldn't have pushed to get better.

But good god with a push how good did they get? They are the world's greatest rock and roll band.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 10, 2016 11:33 AM (mgbwf)

344 314 I wonder if Bernie will wander around on the beach in a Speedo, accompanied by his wife Jane in a thong bikini?

You're welcome.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2016 11:25 AM (1ZOkK)

Damn Jane, I thought you liked the Horde???? There is not enough brain bleach in the world to unsee that image. Unless you added Hillary in a thong as well. Topless.

Posted by: Moki at August 10, 2016 11:33 AM (ezHMO)

345 336: but, even tony and ozzie knew when to pack it in. the stones are still dreaming.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 10, 2016 11:33 AM (KP5rU)

346
my daughter came through her oral surgery like a champ
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huzzah, bluebell!

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Drooper at August 10, 2016 11:33 AM (pC96u)

347 >>They are the world's greatest rock and roll band.


Un-Possible.

You need at least 2 Davies to be that.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2016 11:34 AM (c1srJ)

348 Personally, I celebrate the man's entire catalog...

Posted by: Two Bobs at August 10, 2016 11:34 AM (VndSC)

349 John Fogarty's CCR always had a formula that worked too.

Posted by: Barry Soetero at August 10, 2016 11:34 AM (eQZ2h)

350 I've often pondered just what "Teen Spirit" Smells Like?

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at August 10, 2016 11:34 AM (BEMJs)

351 Damn Jane, I thought you liked the Horde???? There is not enough brain bleach in the world to unsee that image. Unless you added Hillary in a thong as well. Topless.

Posted by: Moki at August 10, 2016 11:33 AM (ezHMO)
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Moki!!!

Posted by: bluebell at August 10, 2016 11:34 AM (805dc)

352 I wonder if Bernie will wander around on the beach in a Speedo,

Mankini.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2016 11:34 AM (Pby3z)

353 345 336: but, even tony and ozzie knew when to pack it in. the stones are still dreaming.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 10, 2016 11:33 AM (KP5rU)

Sabbath is currently on their final, farewell tour. For real this time. They swear.

Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2016 11:35 AM (7HtZB)

354 I wonder if Bernie will wander around on the beach in a Speedo
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Hope he shaves the grey hair off his moobs first.

Posted by: Roy at August 10, 2016 11:35 AM (VndSC)

355 I've often pondered just what "Teen Spirit" Smells Like?

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Deodorant

Teen Spirit was a deodorant.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2016 11:36 AM (8XRCm)

356
Yes Marieke Marieke in love we went
Between the towers of Bruges and Ghent
Yes Marieke Marieke so long we've spent
Between the towers of Bruges and Ghent

Posted by: Judy Collins at August 10, 2016 11:36 AM (9mTYi)

357 Dino, Desi, and BIlly.

Nuff said.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2016 11:36 AM (Pby3z)

358
Australia's parliament passed laws that make it a crime to criticize Islam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlBAeaViTQc
Posted by: Serenity Now! at August 10, 2016 11:24 AM (BDZWU)
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Holy god. I thought the Aussies had seen the light on the Muslim thing.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Drooper at August 10, 2016 11:36 AM (pC96u)

359 353: i guess sabbath never ends.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 10, 2016 11:36 AM (KP5rU)

360 352 I wonder if Bernie will wander around on the beach in a Speedo,

Mankini.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2016 11:34 AM (Pby3z)
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First Jane, then Moki, then you. EEEEK!

That tears it. I'm off to get my daughter's prescriptions filled.

Posted by: bluebell at August 10, 2016 11:37 AM (805dc)

361 US threatens harsh response if illegal Arab outpost demolished

???

But in reponse to Erdogan's arrest of 10s of thousands and suspension of any fascimile of law...crickits?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 11:37 AM (zp+j1)

362 Socialism pays, at least for Bernie. Just bought a $600,000 beach house (his third home).
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2016 11:21 AM (1ZOkK)

He gets to live, and he gets a nice home out of his Hillary endorsement. his behavior is way less embarrassing than the sore losers who are putting on their Red State never Trump conference.

Posted by: Bernette at August 10, 2016 11:37 AM (S6rOh)

363 351-{{{bluebel}}}!!!

Glad you daughter did okay-did she have wisdom teeth removed? (I haven't read much upthread yet)

Watch out for dry socket-my daughter got it after her oral surgery (naturally, over the weekend) and was miserable until we could get back to the surgeon on Monday.

Otherwise, how are you doing, sugar??

Posted by: Moki at August 10, 2016 11:37 AM (ezHMO)

364 As far as commercial blues goes, I think the Stones are tremendous. Especially like "Some Girls" album.

The UK produced some good blues revival bands and guitar players back in those old days. I thought Gary Moore and Stan Webb were really good players, for example.

Posted by: MTF at August 10, 2016 11:37 AM (LISuA)

365
I wonder if Bernie will wander around on the beach in a Speedo
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Mankini.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles




Bare-assed nekkid.

Posted by: Bernie

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 10, 2016 11:37 AM (kdS6q)

366 Posted by: Moki at August 10, 2016 11:33 AM (ezHMO)

My GOD woman, what is WRONG with you?!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2016 11:38 AM (0mRoj)

367 I guess someone here must have discussed Malia Obama smoking a joint at the concert?

Posted by: donna at August 10, 2016 11:39 AM (O2RFr)

368 365
I wonder if Bernie will wander around on the beach in a Speedo
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Mankini.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles




Bare-assed nekkid.

Posted by: Bernie
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 10, 2016 11:37 AM (kdS6q)

He's an old crusty hippie, so yeah, that is the most likely scenario.

Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2016 11:39 AM (7HtZB)

369 Un-Possible.

You need at least 2 Davies to be that.



Dude, I love me some Kinks.

Saw them from the second row in '78.

*gloats*

Nothing like the endurance and perfection of the Stones.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 10, 2016 11:39 AM (mgbwf)

370 Otherwise, how are you doing, sugar??
Posted by: Moki at August 10, 2016 11:37 AM (ezHMO)
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Yes, my daughter had her wisdom teeth removed this morning. She only had two, both on one side, so she only looks like half a chipmunk.

Her siblings were hoping for some great post-surgery musings, as with her older sister, but sadly for them, she's completely normal. Well, for us.

Posted by: bluebell at August 10, 2016 11:39 AM (805dc)

371 357
Dino, Desi, and BIlly.



Nuff said.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2016 11:36 AM (Pby3z)


I'll raise you Wilson Phillips.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2016 11:39 AM (1ZOkK)

372 "Holy god. I thought the Aussies had seen the light on the Muslim thing."

They have.

They're just not allowed to talk about it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2016 11:39 AM (ptqRm)

373 Looks like it will be a lot easier for male members of the Horde to be master of their domains today.

Posted by: Serenity Now! at August 10, 2016 11:39 AM (BDZWU)

374 Likely really crusty,probably only uses one square of TP.

Posted by: steevy at August 10, 2016 11:40 AM (fA75F)

375 I'll raise you Wilson Phillips.

They actually had pretty good harmony...

Posted by: donna at August 10, 2016 11:40 AM (O2RFr)

376 >>He gets to live, and he gets a nice home out of his Hillary endorsement.
his behavior is way less embarrassing than the sore losers who are
putting on their Red State never Trump conference.


Lucky Bernie!

Posted by: Seth Rich - Former DNC Data Analyst at August 10, 2016 11:40 AM (NOIQH)

377 >>>I guess someone here must have discussed Malia Obama smoking a joint at the concert?<<<

Word from the street is that the blunt came from her daddy's private stash.

Posted by: Fritz at August 10, 2016 11:40 AM (2Mnv1)

378 355 I've often pondered just what "Teen Spirit" Smells Like?

----

Deodorant

Teen Spirit was a deodorant.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2016 11:36 AM (8XRCm)

Seriously? A deodorant? I would have thought it was the Underpass where he hung out and slept.

The early 90's gave us gansta rap and too many feelz in music.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at August 10, 2016 11:40 AM (BEMJs)

379 373 Looks like it will be a lot easier for male members of the Horde to be master of their domains today.
Posted by: Serenity Now! at August 10, 2016 11:39 AM (BDZWU)

With the vile imagery being thrown about, I might never achieve an erection ever again.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2016 11:41 AM (0mRoj)

380 "The UK produced some good blues revival bands and guitar players back in those old days. I thought Gary Moore and Stan Webb were really good players, for example."

Does the name John Mayall ring a bell? He wasn't "great" by himself, but he must have been one of the best in spotting talent. His Bluesbreakers went through Eric Clapton, Peter Green (better than Clapton, but largely unknown) and Mick Taylor in rapid succession. Mick Fleetwood, John McVie and others also passed through and went on and went on to greater things...

Posted by: Barry Soetero at August 10, 2016 11:41 AM (eQZ2h)

381
My GOD woman, what is WRONG with you?!
Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2016 11:38 AM (0mRoj)



I know, I know. I am so very, very wrong. I had a nightmare last night that my husband brought in three, large, South American families to live with us at the insistence of his (lib) sister, and he couldn't tell me why we had to do it, and I woke up cranky as hell. I inflicted that on the rest of you poor souls, and for that, I am truly sorry.

Posted by: Moki at August 10, 2016 11:41 AM (ezHMO)

382 Nice report the DOJ wrote on the Baltimore PD... It's everything you'd expect it to be....

Posted by: donna at August 10, 2016 11:42 AM (O2RFr)

383 Malia Obama smoking a joint?

No biggy.

The Boooosh twins underage drinking?

Yuuuuge story.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2016 11:42 AM (1ZOkK)

384 >>Nothing like the endurance and perfection of the Stones.


I've seen them both, as well. Owned just about everything they ever put out on vinyl.

What was perfect about 'Undercover'?

C'mon.
The Kinks eat their lunch at every point on timeline.
And at least the Kinks gave you something new. The Stones never made anything as good as Muswell Hillbillies.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2016 11:42 AM (c1srJ)

385 The Boooosh twins underage drinking?

Yuuuuge story.

And they were set up...

Posted by: donna at August 10, 2016 11:42 AM (O2RFr)

386
"Holy god. I thought the Aussies had seen the light on the Muslim thing."

They have.

They're just not allowed to talk about it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2016 11:39 AM (ptqRm)
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Can't have your cake and eat it too, I guess.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Drooper at August 10, 2016 11:43 AM (pC96u)

387 Does the name John Mayall ring a bell? He wasn't "great" by himself, but he must have been one of the best in spotting talent. His Bluesbreakers went through Eric Clapton, Peter Green (better than Clapton, but largely unknown) and Mick Taylor in rapid succession. Mick Fleetwood, John McVie and others also passed through and went on and went on to greater things...

--

Also Jeff Beck IIRC

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 10, 2016 11:43 AM (7ZVPa)

388 woke up cranky as hell







So I'm not the only one.
Must be something in the air.

Posted by: Rachael Gomez at August 10, 2016 11:43 AM (UsKLC)

389 Peter Green was a tremendous guitarist in his day. Is he still alive?

Posted by: MTF at August 10, 2016 11:43 AM (LISuA)

390 352 I wonder if Bernie will wander around on the beach in a Speedo,

Mankini.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2016 11:34 AM (Pby3z)
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First Jane, then Moki, then you. EEEEK!
--------

http://tinyurl.com/h8nubec


Beer drinking bare chested party girl. To erase that image.

NSFW.


Cuz Im a giver.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2016 11:44 AM (8XRCm)

391 Wow that Drudge headline is scary....

Posted by: donna at August 10, 2016 11:44 AM (O2RFr)

392 For those who are pro-Stones.

https://youtu.be/JZ32lL4R970

And for you anti-Stones? I hope you are trapped between Huma and the Hellbeast scissoring each other.

Posted by: JackS at August 10, 2016 11:44 AM (hgwL9)

393 >>Malia Obama smoking a joint? No biggy.
The Boooosh twins underage drinking? Yuuuuge story.




The Kennedy clan - they get away with everything.
*mic drop*

But more recently, wasn't it Hunter Biden who joined the Navy in his 40's (which indicated strings were pulled) and then was kicked out shortly after for failing a drug test (cocaine)?

Dude was in his 40's. Not some youthful indiscretion/experimentation.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2016 11:45 AM (NOIQH)

394 I've often pondered just what "Teen Spirit" Smells Like?

Posted by: Cactus

Deodorant. Cuz that's what it was.

Posted by: Captain Literal at August 10, 2016 11:45 AM (VAsIq)

395 But more recently, wasn't it Hunter Biden who joined the Navy in his 40's (which indicated strings were pulled) and then was kicked out shortly after for failing a drug test (cocaine)?

Dude was in his 40's. Not some youthful indiscretion/experimentation.


Posted by: Lizzy

He was old. He needed something to let him keep up with the young folks.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 10, 2016 11:45 AM (VAsIq)

396
*cough-cough-cough, cough-fart/squirt-cough-cough. cough....*

my hair...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 10, 2016 11:46 AM (HSmrB)

397 I'm thinking that "gap year" for Malia is not such a good idea. Is she just going to party the 12 months away?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2016 11:46 AM (NOIQH)

398 Hmf. I guess Mrs. Bernie didn't feel any need to compensate the people who she stiffed via Burlington College.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2016 11:47 AM (9mTYi)

399
And for you anti-Stones? I hope you are trapped between Huma and the Hellbeast scissoring each other.


Harsh, but I must say Gimme Shelter is probably My favorite song of all time...

Posted by: donna at August 10, 2016 11:47 AM (O2RFr)

400 oink

Posted by: Snuke-Sniffing-Pig at August 10, 2016 11:47 AM (mkppl)

401 C'mon.
The Kinks eat their lunch at every point on timeline.



Oh, you're mean for making me do this. (I love the Kinks and I don't want to do this).

The Kinks in the late 70's were doing novelty songs. Superman. Apeman. Low Budget.

And we haven't heard from them since.

Now I won't take anything away from Girl or Lola, those are classics that will live forever, but they have nothing of the range and endurance of the Stones.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 10, 2016 11:47 AM (mgbwf)

402 C'mon.
The Kinks eat their lunch at every point on timeline.
And at least the Kinks gave you something new. The Stones never made anything as good as Muswell Hillbillies.

I love The Kinks. They were great, and Ray Davies wrote with wit and humour. Some of their singles were sublime.
But that's the thing. They were "too" British. Too many of their songs were in the British music hall tradition and were lost on Americans. I've never been able to get all the way through any of their albums--including Muswell Hillbillies.

The Rolling Stones were VERY American-centric.

Posted by: Barry Soetero at August 10, 2016 11:47 AM (eQZ2h)

403 >>I'm thinking that "gap year" for Malia is not such a good idea. Is she just going to party the 12 months away?


She'll be knocked up in under 6 months.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2016 11:47 AM (c1srJ)

404 397
I'm thinking that "gap year" for Malia is not such a good idea. Is she just going to party the 12 months away?


Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2016 11:46 AM (NOIQH)


I wonder if she'll go back to interning at "Girls" with her parents' blessings?

I'm sure that's a wholesome work environment.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2016 11:48 AM (1ZOkK)

405 She'll be knocked up in under 6 months.

Is so we'll never know...

Posted by: donna at August 10, 2016 11:48 AM (O2RFr)

406 All this early 90s stuff has me thinking ...

Hillary doing a cover of MC Hammer's "U Can't Touch This".

Posted by: mrp at August 10, 2016 11:48 AM (JBggj)

407 " Is she just going to party the 12 months away?"


Think about who her mother and father are.

Then re-read your question.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2016 11:48 AM (ptqRm)

408
http://tinyurl.com/h8nubec


Beer drinking bare chested party girl. To erase that image.

NSFW.

Cuz Im a giver.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2016 11:44 AM (8XRCm)
___________________________

I'd hit it....

Posted by: Huma at August 10, 2016 11:48 AM (HSmrB)

409 389, still alive ans still playing.

Posted by: Barry Soetero at August 10, 2016 11:48 AM (eQZ2h)

410 Jeebus, 400 comments on a picture. WTF?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 10, 2016 11:48 AM (oDCMR)

411 So....anyone worried about Drudge's health?
First, the Hillary health photos, now headlining Malia's pot-smoking.
I'd be real careful in the bathroom, or walking home at night if I were Matt...

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2016 11:48 AM (NOIQH)

412 "Fooking Bruges."

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 10, 2016 11:48 AM (Kucy5)

413 Teen Spirit was a deodorant.

--

I don't remember that, but do remember Tickle being a deodorant aimed at teens. It had a giant roller ball for those huge teen armpits, I guess.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 10, 2016 11:49 AM (+FSld)

414 389 Peter Green was a tremendous guitarist in his day. Is he still alive?
Posted by: MTF at August 10, 2016 11:43 AM (LISuA)

Still alive, but no longer active. Apparently he's on psych meds that affect his ability to play.

Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2016 11:49 AM (7HtZB)

415 394 I've often pondered just what "Teen Spirit" Smells Like?

Posted by: Cactus

Deodorant. Cuz that's what it was.
Posted by: Captain Literal at August 10, 2016 11:45 AM (VAsIq

I'm so disappointed on so many levels knowing it is a girls deodorant that came out in 1991.

I had a theory it was his hobo home for children, the Underpass.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at August 10, 2016 11:49 AM (BEMJs)

416
Under My Thumb?

Ruby Tuesday?

Kinda dumb.

Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 11:49 AM (zErFA)

417 No, my husband is not "transitioning," he has low T and that might be related to the panic attack he had right before his PT test. The experts are trying to get to the root cause, and are giving him meds in the meantime. The AF may or may not have nuked his balls, and he's trying to get to the bottom of it, since it's not just him but three other units might be affected as well.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 10, 2016 11:50 AM (ar2KI)

418 >>>I'm thinking that "gap year" for Malia is not such a good idea. Is she just going to party the 12 months away?<<<

Punished with a baby? Aborted because Planned Parenthood is liberating!

Posted by: Fritz at August 10, 2016 11:50 AM (2Mnv1)

419 Posted by: Moki at August 10, 2016 11:41 AM (ezHMO)

I accept your apology. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go back to curling up in the corner, rocking back and forth and whimpering.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2016 11:51 AM (0mRoj)

420 No, my husband is not "transitioning," he has low T and that might be related to the panic attack he had right before his PT test

I must have missed something...

Posted by: donna at August 10, 2016 11:51 AM (O2RFr)

421 >>The Kinks in the late 70's were doing novelty songs. Superman. Apeman. Low Budget.


Why forgive the Stones 1978 - Present?

They didn't make anything worthwhile in there. Nothing.

And their Live Shows were nothing compared to the Live Kinks of the same era.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2016 11:51 AM (c1srJ)

422
Meh, let Malia smoke pot and goof around. As I recall, the only media that cared about the Boooosh girls were the TMZ types, and they pounce on everyone.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Drooper at August 10, 2016 11:51 AM (pC96u)

423 331 I used to play poker with this good ol' boy from Waco. He would fry up a mess of chicken hearts to munch on while he was raising the bets.
Posted by: Hank at August 10, 2016 11:29 AM (FGVDB)


That actually sounds good. I *love* me some chicken hearts.

Good. And good for you.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 10, 2016 11:51 AM (HRSh5)

424 You bastards better show some RESPECT for future SENATOR Malia.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 10, 2016 11:51 AM (Kucy5)

425 " I've often pondered just what "Teen Spirit" Smells Like? "

Lukefisk?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2016 11:51 AM (ptqRm)

426 When I was in 9th grade, the girls said Teen Spirit smelled like freshly shucked corn on the cob.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at August 10, 2016 11:52 AM (BEMJs)

427 Claremont students refuse to live with whites

I dont want to live with any white folks

People of color are allowed to create safe POC only spaces. It is not reverse racism or discriminatory, it is self preservationReverse racism isnt a thing.

http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=7977

Fredo's America

The stupidity in this article is mind numbing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 11:52 AM (zp+j1)

428 I've had many a plate of fried chicken gizzards and chicken hearts.

Posted by: mrp at August 10, 2016 11:52 AM (JBggj)

429 Shouldn't that be, "Princess Malia?"

Posted by: mfm at August 10, 2016 11:53 AM (mkppl)

430 I think we can all agree that taking just cocaine was only good for Rick James.

Otherwise, you need at least a little heroin.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2016 11:53 AM (c1srJ)

431 417- pookysgirl, I am so sorry. Prayers for you and your husband. I hope he is okay, and doesn't have anything else develop because of this.

Posted by: Moki at August 10, 2016 11:53 AM (ezHMO)

432 428 I've had many a plate of fried chicken gizzards and chicken hearts.
Posted by: mrp at August 10, 2016 11:52 AM (JBggj)

*projectile vomits*

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2016 11:53 AM (0mRoj)

433 Still alive, but no longer active. Apparently he's on psych meds that affect his ability to play.
Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2016 11:49 AM (7HtZB)


So what was Green's problem, drug use, or just plain nuts?

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 10, 2016 11:53 AM (HRSh5)

434 422


Meh, let Malia smoke pot and goof around. As I recall, the only
media that cared about the Boooosh girls were the TMZ types, and they
pounce on everyone.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Drooper at August 10, 2016 11:51 AM (pC96u)


No, the MFM was unrelenting in trashing the twins.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2016 11:53 AM (1ZOkK)

435 "Punished with a baby? Aborted because Planned Parenthood is liberating!"

Parts!!

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at August 10, 2016 11:54 AM (ptqRm)

436 Stones? Kinks? Pfft. The best ever--and I mean EVER--is obviously Justin Bieber. Or maybe Miley Cyrus.

Posted by: Millennial at August 10, 2016 11:54 AM (VAsIq)

437 My favorite Kinks song. Living on a thin Line.

https://youtu.be/CsLhNxzwK1Y

Posted by: JackS at August 10, 2016 11:54 AM (hgwL9)

438 *projectile vomits*
===================

It's an acquired taste.

Posted by: mrp at August 10, 2016 11:54 AM (JBggj)

439 I hope Ace will love this new movie I totally created from thin air!

http://tinyurl.com/jolr53g

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 10, 2016 11:54 AM (LISuA)

440 430 I think we can all agree that taking just cocaine was only good for Rick James.

Otherwise, you need at least a little heroin.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2016 11:53 AM (c1srJ)

I thought you took Valium or another benzodiazepine to come down off coke. So I heard.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2016 11:55 AM (0mRoj)

441 So what was Green's problem, drug use, or just plain nuts?


Posted by: OregonMuse at August 10, 2016 11:53 AM (HRSh5)

He and a bandmate were unwittingly spiked with LSD at a party.

Posted by: davidt at August 10, 2016 11:55 AM (mkppl)

442 Cuz Im a giver.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2016 11:44 AM (8XRCm)

Damn you to hell for that.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 10, 2016 11:55 AM (jBqMt)

443
No, the MFM was unrelenting in trashing the twins.

Yes they were....In Malia's case someone at the event took pictures of Her, not like the media set-up the Media did to the Bush Girls...

Posted by: donna at August 10, 2016 11:55 AM (O2RFr)

444 >>So what was Green's problem, drug use, or just plain nuts?


He was always a bit loopy.

But, he didn't want to play anything but Blues. He's one guy who didn't sell out. He just walked away from whomever he was playing with when they decided to try and make hits.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2016 11:55 AM (c1srJ)

445 Based on my experience in high school, I'd say teen spirit smells like Axe deodorant.

Posted by: Serenity Now! at August 10, 2016 11:55 AM (BDZWU)

446 When the Prez' Daughter gets caught smoking weed. It is high time for national legalization.. Just sayin'

Posted by: catman at August 10, 2016 11:56 AM (RI/nF)

447 Claremont students refuse to live with whites

I dont want to live with any white folks

People of color are allowed to create safe POC only spaces. It is not reverse racism or discriminatory, it is self preservationReverse racism isnt a thing.


And it's all part of the tax-funded curriculum.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2016 11:56 AM (Pby3z)

448 "Why forgive the Stones 1978 - Present?

They didn't make anything worthwhile in there. Nothing.

And their Live Shows were nothing compared to the Live Kinks of the same era."

I never saw The Stones live, but I did see The Kinks and they were great, but you can't simply dismiss ALL of The Stones post-78 work. Tattoo You had some great songs--as do all their albums. Even Steel Wheels had a few keepers. Of course they put out nothing that would equal their '60's classics, and none of their later albums could touch their '68-'72 Mick Taylor albums.
But it was a different era--times and musical tastes were different and they tried keeping up by incorporating later genres. For the most part they succeeded. Even their disco-tinged singles didn't suck.

Posted by: Barry Soetero at August 10, 2016 11:56 AM (eQZ2h)

449
Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2016 11:44 AM (8XRCm) ___________________________

I knew it was phony,she's drinking wine not beer.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 10, 2016 11:56 AM (lKyWE)

450 433 Still alive, but no longer active. Apparently he's on psych meds that affect his ability to play.
Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2016 11:49 AM (7HtZB)

So what was Green's problem, drug use, or just plain nuts?
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 10, 2016 11:53 AM (HRSh5)

According to his wiki bio, which sources a BBC documentary he has schizophrenia & has been institutionalized a few times.

Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2016 11:56 AM (7HtZB)

451 Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go back to curling.

Posted by: Insomniac

That's the WINTER Olympics.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 10, 2016 11:56 AM (VAsIq)

452 432 428 I've had many a plate of fried chicken gizzards and chicken hearts.
Posted by: mrp at August 10, 2016 11:52 AM (JBggj)

*projectile vomits*
Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2016 11:53 AM (0mRoj)

Remember the story on Drudge a few months ago where a customer found fresh baby batter in the fried chicken they bought and ate?

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at August 10, 2016 11:56 AM (BEMJs)

453 Shouldn't that be, "Princess Malia?"
Posted by: mfm
---------

Yes.

Posted by: Princess Chelsea at August 10, 2016 11:57 AM (9mTYi)

454
I've had many a plate of fried chicken gizzards and chicken hearts.
Posted by: mrp at August 10, 2016 11:52 AM (JBggj)
____________________________

With lots of hot sauce...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 10, 2016 11:57 AM (HSmrB)

455 The Rolling Stones were VERY American-centric.
---

Mick was a student at the London School of Economics.

/I guess back in those days, education in economics was useful for something other than a gig as an economics pundit

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at August 10, 2016 11:57 AM (tvyXw)

456 pookysgirl, you folks have had far more than your fair share of medical issues over the last year or two. Hope for a full recovery for your husband.

Posted by: MTF at August 10, 2016 11:57 AM (LISuA)

457 >>Even Steel Wheels had a few keepers


Here's where you lost all traction.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2016 11:58 AM (c1srJ)

458 439 I hope Ace will love this new movie I totally created from thin air!

http://tinyurl.com/jolr53g

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 10, 2016 11:54 AM (LISuA)


Awkwafina??? Dah Fuq

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 10, 2016 11:58 AM (/CXhS)

459 I still can't buy PicSweet frozen veggies since someone found a frog's/snake's head in a bag a few years ago.

{{{shudder}}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2016 11:58 AM (1ZOkK)

460 456 pookysgirl, you folks have had far more than your fair share of medical issues over the last year or two. Hope for a full recovery for your husband.

As do I...

Posted by: donna at August 10, 2016 11:58 AM (O2RFr)

461 Remember the story on Drudge a few months ago where a customer found fresh baby batter in the fried chicken they bought and ate?
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at August 10, 2016 11:56 AM (BEMJs)

You mean that wasn't cream gravy?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2016 11:58 AM (0mRoj)

462 >>According to his wiki bio, which sources a BBC documentary he has schizophrenia & has been institutionalized a few times.


All I wanted was a Pepsi!

Posted by: Peter Green at August 10, 2016 11:59 AM (c1srJ)

463

Baby parts
Chicken hearts

LSD and Pot

and an argument over who's teen heart throb pop star was teh best fifty years ago.

Something in the air last night.

Posted by: Rachael Gomez at August 10, 2016 11:59 AM (UsKLC)

464 Why forgive the Stones 1978 - Present?

They didn't make anything worthwhile in there. Nothing.

And their Live Shows were nothing compared to the Live Kinks of the same era.



Steel Wheels (the last tour I saw them on) was great.

Or no, I'm not sure if that was what they were touring behind in 2001ish.

But they could have played all their hits in 3 chords and gone home, but they didn't. They jammed, they rocked.

And again, I love the Kinks and it pains me to do this, but put five albums in a row against this: Beggar's Banquet, Let it Bleed, Sticky Fingers, Exile on Main Street, Goat's Head Soup*

* yes, fuck all the haters. Goats Head Soup was brilliant.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 10, 2016 11:59 AM (mgbwf)

465 I've had many a plate of fried chicken gizzards and chicken hearts.

Luxury! We .. uh .. we .. uh ...

I can't top that.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at August 10, 2016 11:59 AM (evdj2)

466 Lunch beckons.

Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2016 11:59 AM (7HtZB)

467 Gonna rain soon.
I can feel it in the air.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2016 12:00 PM (ptqRm)

468 Sorry, done fussing now.

Posted by: Bernette at August 10, 2016 12:00 PM (S6rOh)

469 Remember the story on Drudge a few months ago where a customer found fresh baby batter in the fried chicken they bought and ate?
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at August 10, 2016 11:56 AM (BEMJs)


WTH is "baby batter"?

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 10, 2016 12:00 PM (HRSh5)

470 466 Lunch beckons.
Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2016 11:59 AM (7HtZB)

If it's still beckoning you may want to kill it.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2016 12:00 PM (0mRoj)

471 Yes, it's true about Green getting spiked with LSD at a party. It was in Germany. Danny Kirwan--also excellent and underated--drank from the same "punch" and it fucked him up. But he hung on in Fleetwood Mac until 1972 and wrote some fine songs during the band's "middle period" between Green and Buckingham Nicks.

Posted by: Barry Soetero at August 10, 2016 12:01 PM (eQZ2h)

472 i went and saw that stones movie when it came out.
everybody was gaga for them.
not me.

Posted by: concrete girl at August 10, 2016 12:01 PM (79EGH)

473
WTH is "baby batter"?
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 10, 2016 12:00 PM (HRSh5)


love juice

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 10, 2016 12:01 PM (lKyWE)

474 Something in the air last night.
Posted by: Rachael Gomez at August 10, 2016 11:59 AM (UsKLC)

-----

Well if you told me you were drowning
I would not lend a hand
I've seen your face before my friend
But I don't know if you know who I am

Well I was there and I saw what you did
I saw it with my own two eyes
So you can wipe off that grin
I know where you've been
It's all been a pack of lies.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2016 12:01 PM (8XRCm)

475 Mick was a student at the London School of Economics.








Robert Mugabee was a graduate of the London School of Economics.

Not that one thing has anything to do with any other thing. Mere coincidental.

Posted by: Rachael Gomez at August 10, 2016 12:01 PM (UsKLC)

476 469 Remember the story on Drudge a few months ago where a customer found fresh baby batter in the fried chicken they bought and ate?
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at August 10, 2016 11:56 AM (BEMJs)

WTH is "baby batter"?
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 10, 2016 12:00 PM (HRSh5)

Spooge. White rain. Man juice.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2016 12:01 PM (0mRoj)

477 I still can't buy PicSweet frozen veggies since someone found a frog's/snake's head in a bag a few years ago.
-----------

Yeah, I once found a Katydid in a serving of green beans.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2016 12:01 PM (9mTYi)

478 WTH is "baby batter"?
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 10, 2016 12:00 PM (HRSh5)


love juice



Gentleman's Relish

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at August 10, 2016 12:01 PM (evdj2)

479 WTH is "baby batter"?
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 10, 2016 12:00 PM (HRSh5)

------

The seminal ingredient in that fried chicken.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2016 12:02 PM (8XRCm)

480 Ocean's 8? There goes another brand murdered on the silver screen.

Posted by: Fritz at August 10, 2016 12:02 PM (2Mnv1)

481 Am I the only one here that feels like they got hit and run over by a large truck last night?

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at August 10, 2016 12:02 PM (BEMJs)

482 The seminal ingredient in that fried chicken.


ISWYDT

*snort*

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at August 10, 2016 12:02 PM (evdj2)

483 I can feel it in the air.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Me, too!

Posted by: Phil Collins at August 10, 2016 12:02 PM (VAsIq)

484 "WTH is "baby batter"?"

Dick Juice

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2016 12:02 PM (ptqRm)

485 I can feel it in the air.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Me, too!



Hold on.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at August 10, 2016 12:03 PM (evdj2)

486 Well, there went any appetite for lunch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2016 12:03 PM (1ZOkK)

487 White rain.
-------------

Hey... dammit. Knock it off.

Posted by: White Rain Shampoo at August 10, 2016 12:03 PM (9mTYi)

488 >>>"WTH is "baby batter"?

Teen Spirit.

Posted by: davidt at August 10, 2016 12:03 PM (mkppl)

489 *dick punches Phil Collins*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 10, 2016 12:04 PM (mgbwf)

490 >>I love the Kinks and it pains me to do this, but put five albums in a row against this: Beggar's Banquet, Let it Bleed, Sticky Fingers, Exile on Main Street, Goat's Head Soup*


ALL but Beggar's are with Mick Taylor.

And Goats Head Soup is DQ'd for the aforementioned Angie.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2016 12:04 PM (c1srJ)

491 Saw Steel Wheels in 89 in Louisville. Good show. Living Colour opened. Can't remember the warm up act.

Got high with a popular girl. Made out. Waiting on me Monday morning in the parking lot ... making sure I kept quiet.

I did. Would hate to ruin that reputation. That, as they say, was a teachable moment.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 10, 2016 12:04 PM (7Llwi)

492 455, yeah, but they really "sounded" American. There were exceptions--"Ruby Tuesday", "Play with Fire"--but they really had American music--blues, country, R&B, even disco--down pat.

Posted by: Barry Soetero at August 10, 2016 12:04 PM (eQZ2h)

493 WTH is "baby batter"?

zombie has a picture of it being dispensed upon the cheering crowd below in one of his or her reports on San Francisco's Folsom Street Faires.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 10, 2016 12:04 PM (FKi9J)

494
Meh, let Malia smoke pot and goof around. As I recall, the only
media that cared about the Boooosh girls were the TMZ types
Posted by: iforgot



"the mainstream media, restrained until now, has leapt on this story..."

People June 18, 2001

http://tinyurl.com/kgftqws

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 10, 2016 12:04 PM (kdS6q)

495 *dick punches Phil Collins*

Posted by: Bandersnatch

Ha! Didn't do a thing!

That bastard Peter Gabriel had all the balls in Genesis...

Posted by: Phil Collins at August 10, 2016 12:04 PM (VAsIq)

496 >>>Well, there went any appetite for lunch.<<<

You mean Captain Hope Solo's Starfish Enterprise didn't even phase you?

Posted by: Fritz at August 10, 2016 12:05 PM (2Mnv1)

497 *dick punches Phil Collins*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 10, 2016 12:04 PM (mgbwf)

----

Ha!!!!

You Missed Again

Posted by: Phil Collins at August 10, 2016 12:05 PM (8XRCm)

498 zombie has a picture of it being dispensed upon the cheering crowd below in one of his or her reports on San Francisco's Folsom Street Faires.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 10, 2016 12:04 PM (FKi9J)

Ew. I'd forgotten all about that. Thank you SO much for bringing that up.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2016 12:05 PM (0mRoj)

499 417 No, my husband is not "transitioning," he has low T and that might be related to the panic attack he had right before his PT test. The experts are trying to get to the root cause, and are giving him meds in the meantime. The AF may or may not have nuked his balls, and he's trying to get to the bottom of it, since it's not just him but three other units might be affected as well.
Posted by: pookysgirl at August 10, 2016 11:50 AM (ar2KI)

Were they all at the same overseas base with burn pits?

Posted by: Bernette at August 10, 2016 12:06 PM (S6rOh)

500 >>>"WTH is "baby batter"?>>>

Pearl Necklace.

Posted by: ZZ Top at August 10, 2016 12:06 PM (Mxs5H)

501 The Kinks are oddly conservative in some ways, i.e 'Two Sisters':

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRzA12_zd8M

This is pretty much an anti-feminist song.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 10, 2016 12:06 PM (HRSh5)

502 WTH is "baby batter"?

It's how shower babies are made.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 10, 2016 12:06 PM (daU4c)

503 Yep, Steel Wheels was 89.

Saw the Shea Stadium Shows.

Living Colour was by far the highlight.

And the Hot Pretzels in the Lot after the show.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2016 12:06 PM (c1srJ)

504 I've been on a 70's Funk kick for the last several months. The Rolling Stones were/are okay but in terms of sheer musical ability I think they take second seats to the likes of 'Uncle' Charlie Wilson (The Gap Band, solo career) and bass player Larry Wilson of Sly and the Family Stone fame, to name a few,but that's just me.

Posted by: troyriser at August 10, 2016 12:07 PM (OGbEB)

505 The Stones had a quartet of really great albums - Let It Bleed, Beggar's Banquet, Sticky Fingers and Exile on Main Street. (They also had some damned good songs in the early to mid 60's. I've never liked "Satisfaction" as much as "Paint It Black," but they are both excellent. So are "Ruby Tuesday," "Lady Jane" and "Under My Thumb.")

After Exile, they had some good songs here and there, but never attained the level they were at from 1968-72.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at August 10, 2016 12:07 PM (u0lmX)

506 Cactus of Liberty #350:
I've often pondered just what "Teen Spirit" Smells Like?

free range 'sorta' conservative #37:
...Malia Obama CAUGHT On Camera Smoking 'Pot'

An eyewitness claims, 'You could smell the marijuana'...


Duh.

Posted by: mindful webworker - smells like... bong water at August 10, 2016 12:07 PM (ohWrE)

507 >>>"WTH is "baby batter"?

Predecessor to the Designated Hitter.

Posted by: davidt at August 10, 2016 12:07 PM (mkppl)

508 Fox Business Headline - Dutch Police shoot a knife welding man shouting Allah Akbar.

-
I'm pretty sure "Allah Akbar" means "Hands Up Don't Shoot".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 10, 2016 12:08 PM (Nwg0u)

509 I can feel a dick punch in the air tonight, oh Lord...

Posted by: Phill Collins at August 10, 2016 12:08 PM (vtcmf)

510 Since this thread is going long, I just remembered a hilarious South Park clip.

Mr. Garrison does Muslim Sensitivity training: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4aQ4D-6pok

Posted by: Serenity Now! at August 10, 2016 12:08 PM (BDZWU)

511 >>I've been on a 70's Funk kick for the last several months.


Nothing wrong with that.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2016 12:08 PM (c1srJ)

512 I haven't been to NYC in years. Is the Battery completely submerged yet?

Posted by: mrp at August 10, 2016 12:08 PM (JBggj)

513 Fox Business Headline - Dutch Police shoot a knife welding man shouting Allah Akbar.

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This is The Land of Confusion.


Posted by: Phil Collins at August 10, 2016 12:09 PM (8XRCm)

514 I can feel it in the air.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Me, too!
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If one of the conservative PAC's can get it together to make some videos, that tune ought to be faded in and out over some of Hillary's escapades.

Imagine video of Hillary with the Benghazi caskets, and her House testimony with this in the background:

"Well I was there and I saw what you did, I saw it with my own two eyes
So you can wipe off that grin, I know where you've been
It's all been a pack of lies...."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2016 12:09 PM (9mTYi)

515 Mick was a student at the London School of Economics.

/I guess back in those days, education in economics was useful for something other than a gig as an economics pundit


Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at August 10, 2016 11:57 AM (tvyXw)


From what I understand he's a very savvy investor and businessman.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at August 10, 2016 12:10 PM (u0lmX)

516 Some head music by The Black Angels.

https://youtu.be/jvnLlwBWhg4

https://youtu.be/XODlwRUnVgk

Posted by: JackS at August 10, 2016 12:10 PM (hgwL9)

517 Yeah, I once found a Katydid in a serving of green beans.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2016 12:01 PM (9mTYi)
__________________________________

I found a worm in the bottom of a bottle of tequila. I ate it too...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 10, 2016 12:10 PM (HSmrB)

518 This is The Land of Confusion.


Posted by: Phil Collins at August 10, 2016 12:09 PM (8XRCm)

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An to be honest..... I LOVED Disturbeds remake.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 10, 2016 12:10 PM (8XRCm)

519 Hey, with all this talk about presidents' offspring, it's a good time to mention that - get this - Chelsea discovered the Zika problem. Well, according to Hillary she did...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8vUrICen4s

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2016 12:10 PM (NOIQH)

520 Yep, Steel Wheels was 89.

Saw the Shea Stadium Shows.



Hah! I may have blown smoke your way. I saw them at Shea in '89.

I last saw them at Gillette in 2001. (The stadium still had CMGI signage. That's a trivium for dot.com people).

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 10, 2016 12:11 PM (mgbwf)

521 Fox Business Headline - Dutch Police shoot a knife welding man shouting Allah Akbar.

========================

There is a terrible Mental Health Crisis afflicting Western Europe. I blame Climate Change. And Phil Collins.

Posted by: mrp at August 10, 2016 12:11 PM (JBggj)

522 Tubbs and Crockett never wore pantsuits as stylish as Granny Hillary.

Posted by: Fritz at August 10, 2016 12:12 PM (2Mnv1)

523 This will shock everyone but it seems Bloomberg is publishing emails showing Hillary and Bill jumped through all kinds of hoops for one of Marc Rich's partners, a Nigerian who supposedly looted national oil revenues in his day. HotGas has the story up too (Morrissey).

Posted by: MTF at August 10, 2016 12:12 PM (LISuA)

524 >>Hah! I may have blown smoke your way. I saw them at Shea in '89.


I was on the 1st Base Line, shallow Right Field. 15 Rows in or so.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2016 12:13 PM (c1srJ)

525 519
Hey, with all this talk about presidents' offspring, it's a good time to
mention that - get this - Chelsea discovered the Zika problem. Well,
according to Hillary she did...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8vUrICen4s


Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2016 12:10 PM (NOIQH)


Huh. I didn't know Chelsea had a Ph.D in public health care?


So that makes her DOCTOR Chelsea Clinton.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2016 12:13 PM (1ZOkK)

526 Sad news for Star Trek fans...

Barry Jenner passed away yesterday at 75. He played Admiral Ross on Deep Space Nine.

RIP

Posted by: Gran at August 10, 2016 12:13 PM (XIXhw)

527 507 >>>"WTH is "baby batter"?

Predecessor to the Designated Hitter.
Posted by: davidt at August 10, 2016 12:07 PM (mkppl)

I'm. Not.Amused.Asshole!

Posted by: George Will at August 10, 2016 12:14 PM (BEMJs)

528
No, the MFM was unrelenting in trashing the twins.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2016 11:53 AM (1ZOkK)

The vile Stephen King wanted the Bush twins to be waterboarded. Not because of under age drinking, but because they committed the crime of having the wrong daddy.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at August 10, 2016 12:14 PM (u0lmX)

529 OregonMuse: WTH is "baby batter"?

Good heavens, Muse! What part of the "if you don't know, don't ask, and for certain don't websearch it" AoSHQ rule did you not understand?

Posted by: mindful webworker - no, serioulsly at August 10, 2016 12:14 PM (ohWrE)

530 I was on the 1st Base Line, shallow Right Field. 15 Rows in or so.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2016 12:13 PM (c1srJ)

That was you?

Posted by: That Guy Who Never Forgets A Face at August 10, 2016 12:14 PM (OGbEB)

531 I get it, I get it. Some people don't like me. But Jesus, He knows me, and He knows I'm right. I've been talkin' to Jesus all my life.

Posted by: Phil Collins at August 10, 2016 12:14 PM (VAsIq)

532 You can't hurry baby batter.

Posted by: Phill Collins at August 10, 2016 12:15 PM (vtcmf)

533 Nood

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 10, 2016 12:16 PM (u5E9A)

534 Another Russian dash cam story much different than the sidebar one.

Lada crashes into truck

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zm4w9xu

Link to Daily Mail

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 10, 2016 12:16 PM (Mxs5H)

535
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 10, 2016 11:59 AM

Yes. These are the five I listen to most often.

Posted by: Golfman at August 10, 2016 12:16 PM (chbh+)

536 >>>"WTH is "baby batter"?

Something in her hair tonight.

Posted by: Phil Collins at August 10, 2016 12:16 PM (mkppl)

537 You can't hurry baby batter.
Posted by: Phill Collins at August 10, 2016 12:15 PM (vtcmf)

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Ooooooh..... make it rain down on me.....

Posted by: Sandra Flook at August 10, 2016 12:16 PM (8XRCm)

538 Ace is awake.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 10, 2016 12:17 PM (1ZOkK)

539 525: only one step removed from dr. amy fuckin bishop. both well known rocket surgeons.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 10, 2016 12:17 PM (KP5rU)

540
Marion Ross is dead?

We'll miss you, Mrs. C.

Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 12:17 PM (zErFA)

541 Too much to read so excuse if its already been posted.

The get Walker brigade has once again been pushed back at the 7th Court of Appeals has placed a stay on the liberal hack judge from WI that had once again thrown out Wisconsin's Voter ID law.

The battle never fucking ends in this State...




Posted by: H Badger at August 10, 2016 12:18 PM (n/0Nw)

542 Hillary and Bill jumped through all kinds of hoops for one of Marc Rich's partners,
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*shoves large packet of cash across the table*

Posted by: Mrs. Marc Rich at August 10, 2016 12:18 PM (9mTYi)

543 The vile Stephen King wanted the Bush twins to be waterboarded. Not because of under age drinking, but because they committed the crime of having the wrong daddy.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at August 10, 2016 12:14 PM (u0lmX)

Stephen King also claims Dallas (the city)was collectively, unconciously responsible for JFK's assassination. Bad vibes or something.

Of course, the Left can never admit that Lee Harvey Oswald, that 'dirty little communist' as Jackie called him, was solely responsible.

Posted by: troyriser at August 10, 2016 12:18 PM (OGbEB)

544 Nood
===============

Thanka God!

Posted by: Tommaso di Folco Portinari at August 10, 2016 12:18 PM (JBggj)

545 I was on the 1st Base Line, shallow Right Field. 15 Rows in or so.


I was in the nosebleeds somewhere.

At Gillette I was on the field. They had a satellite stage and a catwalk. They came out and did four or five songs in front of me. I was maybe 20 feet away.

The Stones have been my idols since I was ten years old. They were always larger than life. I had posters, I cut pictures out of Rolling Stone. They were huge.

I was amazed seeing them close up that they are all little tiny human beings.

Like they're all 5'6" and 110 lbs. You don't notice it because they're all midgets so they're in proportion to each other.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 10, 2016 12:18 PM (mgbwf)

546 *shoves large packet of cash across the table*
Posted by: Mrs. Marc Rich
---------

*slides a Presidential Pardon across the table*

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 10, 2016 12:19 PM (9mTYi)

547 A Womans Guide To Changing A Tire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn-Xh5ldkXw

Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 10:11 AM (zErFA)


I got about 30 seconds into it. The chirpy, squeaky voice, and the shitty lighting drove me off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2016 12:19 PM (oqkO3)

548 Thank you SO much for bringing that up.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 10, 2016 12:05 PM


I wasn't there, but my guess is the gent in the picture brought it up himself.

;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 10, 2016 12:20 PM (FKi9J)

549 C'mon.
The Kinks eat their lunch at every point on timeline.
And at least the Kinks gave you something new. The Stones never made anything as good as Muswell Hillbillies.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2016 11:42 AM (c1srJ)




The Kinks were very good in the 60s, in fact their songs are very underappreciated and some of the best of that time. By the early 70s they got very silly and dull but made some decent albums in the late 70s and early 80s. But Stones made held up much better in the 70s with the exception of the Black and Blue album which blew.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2016 12:20 PM (493sH)

550 A Womans Guide To Changing A Tire>>>

Does it involve flashing boobehs?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 10, 2016 12:21 PM (Mxs5H)

551 The Stones were better once they (apparently) got techs to tune their guitars. They seemed incapable of doing that themselves early on.

Hurt my ears. They were badly out of tune when they played the Super Bowl too, don't know what the problem was there.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 10, 2016 12:21 PM (3myMJ)

552 From Drudge: The geniuses in Hollywood have green lighted an all chick version of Ocean's 11 called Ocean's 8, Anne Hathaway, Rihanna, Awkwafina, Helena Bonham Carter, Mindy Kaling Join Sandra Bullock & Cate Blanchett. I'm glad it's not a pandering PC reboot.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 10, 2016 12:24 PM (Nwg0u)

553 It's No Fun being an Illegal Alien....

Posted by: Barry Soetero at August 10, 2016 12:24 PM (eQZ2h)

554 "....The Black and Blue album, which blew..."

C'mon, no love for "Memory Motel?"

Posted by: Barry Soetero at August 10, 2016 12:26 PM (eQZ2h)

555
As her older sister texted me: "Pity. That was
some quality entertainment." Referring to the third sister who was
absolutely hilarious.

Posted by: bluebell at August 10, 2016 11:26 AM (805dc)


I have a friend who is multi-lingual and comes out of anesthetic speaking languages other than English. This bothers nurses for some reason.

Think Total Recall, I guess.

Oh, and hey, a "microsoft windows technician" with a heavy middle-eastern accent and bad customer service skills called me. He asked me if my computer was running and didn't seem interested in my discussion of the Rio Olympics and whether he should watch it to see all the interesting things going on.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2016 12:30 PM (ry34m)

556 Yep, life was easy back then.

Posted by: Medieval Barbers at August 10, 2016 12:35 PM (BYSrJ)

557 @546
Everything about that pardon happened *under* the table, IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: Medieval Barbers at August 10, 2016 12:38 PM (BYSrJ)

558 @557 farging sock!

Posted by: WaitingForMartel at August 10, 2016 12:38 PM (BYSrJ)

559 I kinda think the Stones don't get their proper do because they never broke up and therefore were never "missed" like The Beatles and others.
But a lot of their early pre-"Satisfaction" stuff is very dated.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 10, 2016 11:22 AM (eQZ2h)


I actually like a lot of their early and obscure stuff, when they were a white-boy blues band. But I will give them their props for having endured.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2016 12:53 PM (oqkO3)

560 Disagree on the RS, though not a huge fan, but totally agree on U2.

Posted by: MTF at August 10, 2016 11:30 AM (LISuA)


U2 sucks donkey balls. I don't know which part is worse, Bono's screeching, or the guitar amped up to sound like cathedral chimes. I'd sooner listen to Yoko.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2016 12:58 PM (oqkO3)

561 Stephen King
What he took from me, my time, my peace of mind and my ease of body, are simply gone and no court can bring them back, King said in a statement that was read in Oxford County Superior Court in January after Smith entered his plea.

King was angry that Smith didn't get any jail time.

Smith died within a year:
There was no sign of violence or trauma when Smith, 43, was found dead Friday in the mobile home on Route 302 in Fryeburg where he lived with his two dogs

Posted by: Ok at August 10, 2016 01:10 PM (K8FS4)

562 Sorry, I do not have any witty or snarky comments about the painting, but...

U really want virtuosity? Instead of the hands, look at the eyes/lashes/eyebrows. Look at the fine blood vessels on the surface of his sclera, the white part of the eye. Truly a master.

Posted by: Ramon at August 10, 2016 02:08 PM (m8J9w)

563 He's clapping out of sync, I bet.

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 10, 2016 02:55 PM (43OZ6)

564 Paul Simon as Neo.

Posted by: Corona at August 10, 2016 03:08 PM (ragzU)

565 * Yes it is OpenBlogger. It is in my top 5 faves.

Posted by: rodney smith at August 10, 2016 11:58 PM (J6cIA)

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