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Wednesday Morning News Dump (8/10/16) [Mis. Hum.]

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1 1st?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 07:46 AM (rXkis)

2 I'll get the others

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 07:46 AM (rXkis)

3 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 07:47 AM (rXkis)

4 Nice vetting process you have there Cankles

Clinton may not have known.

But Huma did. And she was fine with it.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at August 10, 2016 07:47 AM (PFy0L)

5 Yeah, there was a primary and we lost

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 10, 2016 07:48 AM (mpXpK)

6 Ah....
here's where you all went.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2016 07:49 AM (ptqRm)

7 Smart gun? FUCK YOU AND YOUR RFID IMPLANTS with a barbed wire wrapped rhinoceros.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 07:49 AM (rXkis)

8 This individual wasn't invited as a guest, and the campaign was unaware
of his attendance until after the event, the Clinton campaign official
said in an email exchange.



Yet another lie from the shitty liar campaign.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 10, 2016 07:49 AM (mpXpK)

9


DAY 1,373

90 to go (163 to Inauguration Day )

Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mario's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, malicious mosquitos, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2016 07:50 AM (9P3OG)

10 Carly Fiorina's upcoming cross-country tour and frequent correspondence
with state-level GOP officials is fueling speculation that she could
soon launch a bid to be the next chair of the Republican National
Committee.




Why not? She couldn't be any worse than the idiots running it now.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 10, 2016 07:51 AM (mpXpK)

11 Morning all

I hope this is a science free thread

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 07:51 AM (zp+j1)

12
Noted earlier, the wonderful hijab-clad Yankee Doodle Dandy who should've held the flag at the Olympics has been revealed to be - SURPRISE - a Joo- and Israel-hater.

h/t Truth Revolt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2016 07:51 AM (9P3OG)

13 I'm not ready for a dump. I haven't even woken up all the way yet.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at August 10, 2016 07:51 AM (WVsWD)

14 This individual wasn't invited as a guest, and the campaign was unaware of his attendance until after the event, the Clinton campaign official said in an email exchange.





Hmmmm. Nice to know someone can get that close to a POTUS candidate without a problem.
Use that info as you will.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 07:51 AM (rXkis)

15 I hope this is a science free thread


Remember to carry the one.

Then mumble.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 10, 2016 07:52 AM (mgbwf)

16 10
Why not? She couldn't be any worse than the idiots running it now.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 10, 2016 07:51 AM (mpXpK)

I could support that. But since Rancid Pubis and the CoC cemented their stranglehold over the party at this year's and 2012's convention, I doubt it will happen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2016 07:52 AM (9P3OG)

17 Been trolling the net since 2:00 AM. I can report that there is no good news anywhere.

Posted by: creeper at August 10, 2016 07:53 AM (c0HoZ)

18 17 Been trolling the net since 2:00 AM. I can report that there is no good news anywhere.
Posted by: creeper at August 10, 2016 07:53 AM (c0HoZ)


Saw a nice story at Weasel Zippers about a stray dog from Buenos Aires who waited for a German Stewardess of 6 months all because she showed some kindness to him.

She adopted the pup. Nice.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2016 07:54 AM (9P3OG)

19 Hmmmm. Nice to know someone can get that close to a POTUS candidate without a problem.
Use that info as you will.
__________________

Especially if you're a Second Amendment supporter!

Posted by: DONALD TRUMP at August 10, 2016 07:54 AM (NnYnv)

20 Hey, the mostly peaseful protesters in Ferguson last night, took out their mostly peasful pistols and fired at a woman in a car who accidentally hit one of the pissful protestors who ventured out into the street.

It's so nice when we give peez a chance.

And here I thought maybe riots were not going to happen this year...

Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2016 07:56 AM (Pz4pT)

21 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2016 07:54 AM (9P3OG)

That one's actually from yesterday but it's so good I went back to it twice today. The only decent thing out there.

Posted by: creeper at August 10, 2016 07:56 AM (c0HoZ)

22 Noted earlier, the wonderful hijab-clad Yankee Doodle Dandy who should've held the flag at the Olympics has been revealed to be - SURPRISE - a Joo- and Israel-hater.

h/t Truth Revolt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2016 07:51 AM (9P3OG)




No surprise that she was a darling of the MFM

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 10, 2016 07:56 AM (auHtY)

23 MUSLIM FLIGHT ATTENDANT SUES EXPRESSJET OVER SUSPENSION

Doesn't want to serve alcohol to infidels. CAIR says there's a 'reasonable accommodation'.

SSDD.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 10, 2016 07:59 AM (ZnIt3)

24 So, who will be the first idiot jumping in, waving a poll, shouting 'all is lost!!!'?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2016 08:00 AM (Pby3z)

25 "It's so nice when we give peez a chance. "

Time to break out the classic "Whirled Peas"?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2016 08:00 AM (ptqRm)

26 Saw a nice story at Weasel Zippers about a stray dog from Buenos Aires who waited for a German Stewardess of 6 months all because she showed some kindness to him.

She adopted the pup. Nice.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2016 07:54 AM (9P3OG)


See, I would view that as, sad that a dog has to a wait for a foreigner to come be nice to it, because none of the locals are capable of it, in a third world sinkhole country.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2016 08:00 AM (Pz4pT)

27 UN-siphoned funds pay for Hamas commando marina

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 08:01 AM (zp+j1)

28 23 MUSLIM FLIGHT ATTENDANT SUES EXPRESSJET OVER SUSPENSION

Doesn't want to serve alcohol to infidels. CAIR says there's a 'reasonable accommodation'.

SSDD.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 10, 2016 07:59 AM (ZnIt3

Wedding cakes & photography are different for Christians amirite?

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at August 10, 2016 08:01 AM (voOPb)

29 "Unlawful collusion by our masters"

This one is coming up as a 404 error.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at August 10, 2016 08:01 AM (WVsWD)

30 I had given up on finding a NOS wood stock set for my new 1960 Polish MAK and ordered a K-Var polymer set yesterday around noon for $128. 5 o'clock last evening an "back in stock" email comes from RTG for a NOS laminate set.

Such is my luck.

Of course I bought it, so now my girl will have two sets of clothes, one for the range and one for show.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 10, 2016 08:02 AM (rwI+c)

31 Good morning, my friends. Today in 19mumble4 my Mom finally got me to come out into the open after 9 months of happy warmth. It was downhill from there. Hope everybody has a good day!

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at August 10, 2016 08:02 AM (RD7QR)

32 So, who will be the first idiot jumping in, waving a poll, shouting 'all is lost!!!'?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles




500 Quatloos on chemjeff.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 08:02 AM (rXkis)

33 2: I'll get the others

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT
________

I'm here. Sorry I'm late.

Thirtieth, or something in through there!

Posted by: FireHorse at August 10, 2016 08:02 AM (0cMXq)

34 Odds that the idiots father wandered in on his own and got the most prominent position possible? 0%.

He's a plant. They were hoping to get Trump to go on about it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2016 08:02 AM (Pby3z)

35 Noted earlier, the wonderful hijab-clad Yankee Doodle Dandy who should've held the flag at the Olympics has been revealed to be - SURPRISE - a Joo- and Israel-hater.

h/t Truth Revolt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2016 07:51 AM (9P3OG)


Posted this to my FB page and the my left wing "friends" will be 100% silent except of course my moon bat sister who will defend it by moral equivalence and I will delete her response.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 08:02 AM (zp+j1)

36 "Doesn't want to serve alcohol to infidels. CAIR says there's a 'reasonable accommodation'. "

Just waiting for when the first US Muslim ER Doctor refuses to treat a Jewish ER patient.


You know, sort of exactly like the hospitals in Israel do to injured Paliostinians.


(That last part is snark, by the way)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2016 08:02 AM (ptqRm)

37 31 Good morning, my friends. Today in 19mumble4 my Mom finally got me to come out into the open after 9 months of happy warmth. It was downhill from there. Hope everybody has a good day!
Posted by: joncelli



Happy womb liberation day!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 08:04 AM (rXkis)

38 Good morning, Horde!

It's that time of year again: ramping up for the 3rd Annual Southwest Ohio Moron Meetup.

Tentatively scheduled for mid-October in the Dayton area.

Want to be kept in the loop?

Drop me a line at swohmome@mail.com (and please include your nic).

Posted by: ibguy at August 10, 2016 08:04 AM (vUcdz)

39 23 MUSLIM FLIGHT ATTENDANT SUES EXPRESSJET OVER SUSPENSION

Doesn't want to serve alcohol to infidels. CAIR says there's a 'reasonable accommodation'.

SSDD.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 10, 2016 07:59 AM (ZnIt3)


Every knee shall bow, every throat will be sawed through.

Our "betters" in the media and in DC demand it.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 10, 2016 08:04 AM (WDCYi)

40 OK, so last week I had to go renew my driver's license and I stand in front of the camera with a big smile as the dmv lady snaps my picture. Then she says, "Oh, we have to do that again, you weren't looking directly at the camera." Before I have a chance to smile again, she takes a second picture and says "this one is it."

I got my new license in the mail yesterday and once again I look like I am posing for a mug shot or have a severe migraine. The exact same thing happened with the last license.

It's like the dmv people want to make sure you look as miserable as they are. I'm irritated that I have to show this picture of a (seemingly) scowling, angry woman for the next 8 years. It makes me look like a Hillary voter.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (whitely waiting for the ballgame) at August 10, 2016 08:04 AM (P8951)

41 I mean besides serving alcohol, just what is the purpose of a flight attendant? Nothing I care about.

Instructions on how to survive a water landing at 300 miles per hour? Yeah, not paying attention to that.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 10, 2016 08:04 AM (ZnIt3)

42 'Clinton Campaign Says It Didn't Know Orlando Shooter's Father Was At Her Rally'

It's going to be hard to top this blatant lie but I'm sure they will come up with something.

Posted by: Yeoman Rand's booty at August 10, 2016 08:04 AM (BO/km)

43
Obama's regulatory regime has cost America $743 billion dollars.

"Based on data provided by agencies, it's at least $743 billion . . . and 194 million paperwork hours. (Pres. Bush issued roughly $2 billion in major rules in 2009). To put those figures in perspective:

- $743 billion is larger than the GDP of Norway and Israel combined.

- It is a $2,294 regulatory imposition on every person in the USA.

- In the equivalent amount of time to complete 194 million additional hours of paperwork, it would take 97,429 employees working full time (2,000 hrs/yr) to comply with these new federal requirements.

Roughly the population of Albany, NY working full-time filling out government forms. . ."

https://www.conservativereview.com/commentary/2016/08

/obamas-regulatory-regime-has-cost-americans-a-whopping-743-billion

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2016 08:04 AM (9P3OG)

44 Hahahahahahahah:
Headline, Wash. Free Beacon:
"Feds Struggle to Recoup Losses from Failed Obamacare Exchanges."
This reminds me of the line from "Office Space."
"I wouldn't say we've been struggling Bob."

They used a totes awesome accounting gimmick, where they counted debt as an asset. Wow.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 10, 2016 08:05 AM (SeD0w)

45 23 MUSLIM FLIGHT ATTENDANT SUES EXPRESSJET OVER SUSPENSION

Doesn't want to serve alcohol to infidels. CAIR says there's a 'reasonable accommodation'.
_____________________

There is.

She could get a job that doesn't involve serving alcohol, with a different employer.

Which is the accommodation she should have made in the first place.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 10, 2016 08:05 AM (NnYnv)

46 Rudy wants a RICCO Invesitgation of the FAB Foundation. What have I been saying all along!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 08:05 AM (zp+j1)

47 They used a totes awesome accounting gimmick, where they counted debt as an asset. Wow.




I guess it's an asset if you own it.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 08:06 AM (rXkis)

48 It's like the dmv people want to make sure you look as miserable as they are. I'm irritated that I have to show this picture of a (seemingly) scowling, angry woman for the next 8 years. It makes me look like a Hillary voter.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (whitely waiting for the ballgame) at August 10, 2016 08:04 AM (P8951)

I can vouch for Donna shes a beautiful 'ette

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at August 10, 2016 08:06 AM (voOPb)

49 It's like the dmv people want to make sure you look as miserable as they are. I'm irritated that I have to show this picture of a (seemingly) scowling, angry woman for the next 8 years. It makes me look like a Hillary voter.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (whitely waiting for the ballgame) at August 10, 2016 08:04 AM (P8951



They're all sloths??!!!

Posted by: Judy Hopps at August 10, 2016 08:07 AM (p0XHr)

50 45 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 10, 2016 08:05 AM (NnYnv)


Wait until she gets to the row with the Hassids.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2016 08:07 AM (9P3OG)

51 46 Rudy wants a RICCO Invesitgation of the FAB Foundation. What have I been saying all along!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 08:05 AM (zp+j1


Eat Moar Kandy?

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at August 10, 2016 08:07 AM (voOPb)

52 37 31 Good morning, my friends. Today in 19mumble4 my Mom finally got me to come out into the open after 9 months of happy warmth. It was downhill from there. Hope everybody has a good day!
Posted by: joncelli

Happy birthday, joncelli! It's my birthday too. Seems there's a lot of Moron and 'ette birthdays lately.

Have a good one!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (whitely waiting for the ballgame) at August 10, 2016 08:07 AM (P8951)

53 "They used a totes awesome accounting gimmick, where they counted debt as an asset. Wow. "

What ever happened to simply rotating the line chart for profits 90 degrees CCW?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2016 08:08 AM (ptqRm)

54 500 Quatloos on chemjeff.Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT


Was his exile self imposed? Because I wish he would go the hell away again.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 10, 2016 08:08 AM (ZnIt3)

55 MUSLIM FLIGHT ATTENDANT SUES EXPRESSJET OVER SUSPENSION

Doesn't want to serve alcohol to infidels. CAIR says there's a 'reasonable accommodation'.
_____________________

There is.

She could get a job that doesn't involve serving alcohol, with a different employer.

Which is the accommodation she should have made in the first place.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 10, 2016 08:05 AM (NnYnv)


Like the gay cake militants. It's not about the cake, it's about changing YOU. The muzzie stewardess doesn't need the job, she needs you dhimmis and your infidel courts to start enforcing Sharia law.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2016 08:08 AM (Pz4pT)

56 and furthermore, the Media must be destroyed

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 10, 2016 08:08 AM (rwI+c)

57 So, the new party. What will it be called? Republican party is dead.

Posted by: blaster at August 10, 2016 08:09 AM (ACqhm)

58 Very kind of you Mis Hum (had the eyes checked lately and thank you for the news dump!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (whitely waiting for the ballgame) at August 10, 2016 08:09 AM (P8951)

59 "So, the new party. What will it be called? Republican party is dead."

FYNQ 2016!

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 10, 2016 08:11 AM (97XyN)

60 I'm sure by now that American taxpayers are surreptitiously funding CAIR (thanks SCOAMF), so their lawsuit is our lawsuit. I vote "drop it because it's stupid". Also, please bring me a Bloody Mary.

Posted by: MTF at August 10, 2016 08:11 AM (E3EdC)

61 Like the gay cake militants. It's not about the cake, it's about changing YOU. The muzzie stewardess doesn't need the job, she needs you dhimmis and your infidel courts to start enforcing Sharia law.



Careful what you wish for sugartits. Unless you are wearing a full burkha, I'll take a seatbelt extender and beat the ever loving fuck out of you for being uncovered meat.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 08:11 AM (rXkis)

62 Can Mormon flight attendants refuse to serve booze? Can Jewish flight attendants refuse to serve pork or shrimp?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (whitely waiting for the ballgame) at August 10, 2016 08:12 AM (P8951)

63 52 37 31 Good morning, my friends. Today in 19mumble4 my Mom finally got me to come out into the open after 9 months of happy warmth. It was downhill from there. Hope everybody has a good day!
Posted by: joncelli

Happy birthday, joncelli! It's my birthday too. Seems there's a lot of Moron and 'ette birthdays lately.

Have a good one!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (whitely waiting for the ballgame) at August 10, 2016 08:07 AM (P8951)

Happy birthday Donna! (Checks fingers) I guess everybody's parents celebrated Thanksgiving the same way! (Insert smileys)

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at August 10, 2016 08:12 AM (RD7QR)

64 Was his exile self imposed? Because I wish he would go the hell away again.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 10, 2016 08:08 AM (ZnIt3)


A flounce is not what it used to be. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 08:12 AM (zp+j1)

65 I saw a trailer for Gay Cake Militants before the premier of Ghostbusters at the State Theatre

g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 10, 2016 08:12 AM (ZQfW9)

66 That Reuters article about Turkey/Russia was difficult to follow.

Posted by: WilliamsonB at August 10, 2016 08:13 AM (GxnyS)

67 Saw a nice story at Weasel Zippers about a stray dog
from Buenos Aires who waited for a German Stewardess of 6 months all
because she showed some kindness to him.



She adopted the pup. Nice.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2016 07:54 AM


Heard that on the way into work this morning. Maybe not everything sucks.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 10, 2016 08:13 AM (bzd8I)

68 "MUSLIM FLIGHT ATTENDANT SUES EXPRESSJET OVER SUSPENSION

Doesn't want to serve alcohol to infidels. CAIR says there's a 'reasonable accommodation'. "

I can't wait till the Christian owned Airline is formed.

Only allowing Christian passengers.
And CAIR says that they are fine with it.


Of course, I always thought that women's rest rooms should be a Penis Free Zone.

But look how far that got me.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2016 08:13 AM (ptqRm)

69 the muzzie flight attendant could work for a muslim airline. I'm sure they invented air travel and are the safest to work for anyway. win win

Posted by: nckate at August 10, 2016 08:13 AM (QvwhC)

70 Hill's camp called: We're going with They Didn't Know He was There. Got it? Get a quote from that Morrell guy, saying something like yeah, we often don't know who's within stabbing range of the candidate.

Posted by: abcnnbbcbsnprmsnbc at August 10, 2016 08:13 AM (SeD0w)

71 You know, sort of exactly like the hospitals in Israel do to injured Paliostinians.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2016 08:02 AM (ptqRm)

They treat them, but only to get them into shape to drain their blood and harvest their organs.

Try to keep up!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at August 10, 2016 08:13 AM (Zu3d9)

72
Happy birthday Donna! (Checks fingers) I guess everybody's parents celebrated Thanksgiving the same way! (Insert smileys)
Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at August 10, 2016 08:12 AM (RD7QR

Huh, i have a daughter with a birthday on Monday

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at August 10, 2016 08:13 AM (voOPb)

73 Like the gay cake militants. It's not about the cake, it's about changing YOU. The muzzie stewardess doesn't need the job, she needs you dhimmis and your infidel courts to start enforcing Sharia law.
_______________________

Believe me, I get it. I'm just sick of the scam. Muzzie takes a job where they know from the git-go that they will be required to serve alcohol, or handle pork (like that muzzie cashier at a grocery store), or pick up blind people with seeing eye dogs (like the muzzie cab driver).

Then they refuse to do the job they applied for and obtained, and they sue the employer for not making the job they asked for a different job.

I'm sick of CAIR's lawfare. I would not hire any muzzie applicant.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 10, 2016 08:14 AM (NnYnv)

74 60 I'm sure by now that American taxpayers are surreptitiously funding CAIR (thanks SCOAMF), so their lawsuit is our lawsuit. I vote "drop it because it's stupid". Also, please bring me a Bloody Mary.



If Mary isn't wearing a full burkha she will be beaten bloody.
Bitch wanna play 7th Century barbarian, bitch gonna be trated like a 7th century barbarian

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 08:14 AM (rXkis)

75 It's easy to retain tech Marines. Just make it really unpopular to hire any.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 10, 2016 08:15 AM (THupw)

76 Link to the collusion story http://bit.ly/2b37CfO

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 10, 2016 08:15 AM (rwI+c)

77 Yes, Krazy Korrupt Komie (KKK) buys expensive home after backing unindicted felon.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 10, 2016 08:15 AM (mpXpK)

78 Also, please bring me a Bloody Mary.Posted by: MTF



I guess asking the muslim stewerdass for Manischewitz wine might not be kosher. I'd do it, just to catch her spitting in my glass.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 10, 2016 08:15 AM (ZnIt3)

79 Did everyone hear about Chicago gangs threatening sniper fire aimed at the cops? I heard a police spokesman complaining bitterly about the lack of any substantive support comments from Rhambo.

Between Hillary celebrating terrorism and BLM thugs, and Democrat administrations in NYC and Chicago opening their cities to random crime, the Democrats are really sowing the wind.

Posted by: MTF at August 10, 2016 08:15 AM (E3EdC)

80 62 Can Mormon flight attendants refuse to serve booze? Can Jewish flight attendants refuse to serve pork or shrimp?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (whitely waiting for the ballgame) at August 10, 2016 08:12 AM (P8951)


Once Hillary puts a couple of Muslim Judges on the Supreme Court, you'll get your answer.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 10, 2016 08:15 AM (WDCYi)

81 Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 08:14 AM (rXkis)

You've made that point twice lets not try a 3rd time

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at August 10, 2016 08:16 AM (voOPb)

82 78 Also, please bring me a Bloody Mary.Posted by: MTF



I guess asking the muslim stewerdass for Manischewitz wine might not be kosher. I'd do it, just to catch her spitting in my glass.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 10, 2016 08:15 AM (ZnIt3)


"Listen, hummus-tits. Bring me Scotch neat or I'll throw a shoe at you."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2016 08:16 AM (9P3OG)

83 Sound like a dumb gun to me. Have to get an operation to allow it to shoot. And I'm sure it will last forever and never fail.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 10, 2016 08:16 AM (mpXpK)

84 and furthermore, the Media must be destroyed

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 10, 2016 08:08 AM


*TWEEEEEET!!!!*

Foul on the play. The AoSHQ Style Manual clearly requires "MFM delenda est".

Five yard penalty.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 10, 2016 08:16 AM (bzd8I)

85 Happy birthday, joncelli! May you have {mumble} more.

Posted by: creeper at August 10, 2016 08:17 AM (c0HoZ)

86 Is it wrong to page the flight attendant in flight, and the say "Sweety, could you please take this Bible to my traveling companion up in seat 2-C"?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2016 08:17 AM (ptqRm)

87 From the stories I have seen the Malaysian authorities are actually covering up what happened in the loss of that airline plane.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 10, 2016 08:18 AM (mpXpK)

88 You've made that point twice lets not try a 3rd time



Sorry.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 08:18 AM (rXkis)

89 86 Is it wrong to page the flight attendant in flight, and the say "Sweety, could you please take this Bible to my traveling companion up in seat 2-C"?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2016 08:17 AM (ptqRm)



If I was the pilot, I'd keep turning the plane when she tries to face Mecca-ca.

Whirling dervish.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2016 08:18 AM (9P3OG)

90 The anti-fracking measures will be placed on the November 8 ballot after the state verifies that the requisite number of valid signatures (98,492 needed for each initiative) have been obtained.


If this is like all past liberal canvasing it is 99% fraud.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 10, 2016 08:19 AM (mpXpK)

91 Morning horde. Happy Wednesday!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 10, 2016 08:20 AM (/CXhS)

92 >>I can't wait till the Christian owned Airline is formed.
Only allowing Christian passengers.
And CAIR says that they are fine with it. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2016 08:13 AM (ptqRm)

Yeah. A planeful of confirmed infidels won't attract keen attention from the Ramzi-al-Kaboom faction...

Posted by: General Zod at August 10, 2016 08:20 AM (Bdeb0)

93 Doesn't want to serve alcohol to infidels. CAIR says there's a 'reasonable accommodation'.

If bakers have to bake cakes over religious objections, then have this bitch get me an effing beer, 'kay?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2016 08:21 AM (Pby3z)

94 hahahaha, the corrupt DOJ says attorneys need more ethics training. What we need is a 100% house cleaning at the DOJ and new members from the AG down appointed by Nikki Haley.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 10, 2016 08:21 AM (mpXpK)

95 Happy birthday, Donna and joncelli!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 10, 2016 08:22 AM (bzd8I)

96
So 50 national security experts put out a communique saying Trump is not qualified to be president.

But Oma Panzersuit is???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2016 08:22 AM (9P3OG)

97 A Muslim flight attendant has sued
ExpressJet, accusing the airline of wrongly suspending her because she
refused to serve alcohol to passengers.



The airline should respond in court "the first amendment does not protect violent cults".

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 10, 2016 08:23 AM (mpXpK)

98 Did everyone hear about Chicago gangs threatening sniper fire aimed at the cops?

How are they going to use the scope when they're holding the rifle sideways?

Posted by: abcnnbbcbsnprmsnbc at August 10, 2016 08:23 AM (SeD0w)

99 But hey, a flamethrower is 100% effective on every roach you hit with it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 10, 2016 08:23 AM (mpXpK)

100 98 Did everyone hear about Chicago gangs threatening sniper fire aimed at the cops?

How are they going to use the scope when they're holding the rifle sideways?
Posted by: abcnnbbcbsnprmsnbc at August 10, 2016 08:23 AM (SeD0w)


And pantyhose on their heads.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2016 08:24 AM (9P3OG)

101 Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 08:18 AM (rXkis)

Thanks Rick

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at August 10, 2016 08:24 AM (voOPb)

102 99 But hey, a flamethrower is 100% effective on every roach you hit with it.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 10, 2016 08:23 AM (mpXpK)


Cigarette lighter + Lysol can.

Flame ON!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2016 08:24 AM (9P3OG)

103 Good morning, my friends. Today in 19mumble4 my Mom finally got me to come out into the open after 9 months of happy warmth. It was downhill from there. Hope everybody has a good day!
Posted by: joncelli

****


Ah yes. Nine months of free womb service!


Happy b'day!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 10, 2016 08:24 AM (wPiJc)

104 You know what would be ironic? If that Muslim stewardess got a gig as a Lutheran deacon. Then she could make some improvements - Friday night services, removal of shoes, etc. Then she could preach peace during her sermons, stuff like blowing up airplanes and what-not. Then, she gets her old job back with back pay and on her first day back has a man-made disaster happen on her flight.

Posted by: FireHorse at August 10, 2016 08:25 AM (0cMXq)

105 Waiting for World's First Muslim Sommelier to pull this crap.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2016 08:25 AM (Pby3z)

106
David Duke endorsing Trump = YUUGE DEAL!

Muzzy mass murderer dad at Hilary rally = where???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2016 08:25 AM (9P3OG)

107 Speaking of stupid muzzie lawfare, Clock boy is now suing the Texas school that had him arrested for bringing his faux bomb to school. Says daddy lost his job, & boy had to leave school, and he's going to have to move back to Qatar, which he hates, because Texas is now so full of muzzie haters that the family is getting death threats. Clock boy also claims that all the stress has caused him to "lose his creativity." LOL.

Of course, daddy voluntarily quit his job so he could move the family to Qatar, Clock boy told the press at the time that he was planning on transferring schools anyway, Clock boy was also celebrated and feted by the MSM due to his arrest, invited to the White House, offered jobs by Google and other lefty tech idiots, and repeatedly photographed in the media wearing a big shit-eating grin on his face because his faux-bomb scam had worked out so well.

The family voluntarily moved to Qatar, then voluntarily moved back to Texas after they found out that life in an all-muzzie shithole was not such a dream after all. And they made a public announcement that they were moving back to Texas, despite all the "death threats" they claim Texans have been sending their way.

Now they're blaming the school because their life isn't as perfect as they think it should be.

Miserable fraudsters.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 10, 2016 08:26 AM (NnYnv)

108 Cigarette lighter + Lysol can.

Flame ON!



Aqua Net.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 08:26 AM (rXkis)

109 And here I thought maybe riots were not going to happen this year...

Posted by: BurtTC at August 10, 2016 07:56 AM (Pz4pT)
Ferguson....
At that point, witnesses said, several protesters pulled out guns and began chasing and firing at the fleeing car.

Peaceful protestors armed???

Posted by: Colin at August 10, 2016 08:27 AM (tVUA+)

110 David Duke endorsing Trump = YUUGE DEAL!

Muzzy mass murderer dad at Hilary rally = where???
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2016 08:25 AM (9P3OG)

LOL...I know.
The MSM and the one namers can't seem to grasp that one.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 08:27 AM (zp+j1)

111 CO will no doubt pass the anti-fracking law. That state has been invaded by Californians. I'm pretty sure Wyoming would be happy to cash that check.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 10, 2016 08:28 AM (SeD0w)

112 Meanwhile back here in the Commie City Metro Area, better known as NYC, the Yanks are giving A ROD once last shaft...refusing to play him mostly and his "farewell" game will probably be rained out. LMAO

Good he deserves what he is getting

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 08:29 AM (zp+j1)

113 Of course, daddy voluntarily quit his job so he could move the family to Qatar, Clock boy told the press at the time that he was planning on transferring schools anyway, Clock boy was also celebrated and feted by the MSM due to his arrest, invited to the White House, offered jobs by Google and other lefty tech idiots, and repeatedly photographed in the media wearing a big shit-eating grin on his face because his faux-bomb scam had worked out so well.




Discovery will be a bitch.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 08:29 AM (rXkis)

114 Nine Out Of Ten Terrorist Parents Agree:

HILLARY'S THE ONE!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2016 08:29 AM (Pby3z)

115 Somebody yesterday was wondering why the swimmers were getting out of the pool and immediately hitting the showers.

The pool turned green overnight. Not just a little bit. Green.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 10, 2016 08:29 AM (ZnIt3)

116 So, that Paul Ryan race . . . .


Posted by: RoyalOil at August 10, 2016 08:30 AM (77emZ)

117 CO will no doubt pass the anti-fracking law. That state has been invaded by Californians. I'm pretty sure Wyoming would be happy to cash that check.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 10, 2016 08:28 AM (SeD0w)

Well maybe, but remember 1/2 that State is probably high, and may not be able to find a poll to vote at.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 08:30 AM (zp+j1)

118 103 Good morning, my friends. Today in 19mumble4 my Mom finally got me to come out into the open after 9 months of happy warmth. It was downhill from there. Hope everybody has a good day!
Posted by: joncelli

****


Ah yes. Nine months of free womb service!


Happy b'day!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 10, 2016 08:24 AM (wPiJc)

Uterus apart with these puns, Muldoon, and thank you!

Posted by: joncelli, Present at the Autopsy at August 10, 2016 08:30 AM (RD7QR)

119 The family voluntarily moved to Qatar, then voluntarily moved back to Texas after they found out that life in an all-muzzie shithole was not such a dream after all. And they made a public announcement that they were moving back to Texas, despite all the "death threats" they claim Texans have been sending their way.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer
________

Texas, huh? I don't know.

(Wait - did I just make a death threat?)

Posted by: FireHorse at August 10, 2016 08:30 AM (2ZOC8)

120 Will Smith had some harsh words for the US and Trump Supporters while plugging his stupid ass Suicide Squad film in the Workers' Paradise of Dubai. Link's somewhere at Breitbart.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at August 10, 2016 08:30 AM (SN7FX)

121 Interesting event here yesterday. My name has changed, so I called the Sheriff's office to find out how to go about getting the new name on my CCW, which expires in 2018.

I was told that there was no need to change the name on the CCW. I can leave it as it is until it's time to renew.

I don't understand. I thought guns were all shooty and dangerous and stuff. I mean, we went though such turmoil before the lefties rammed the gun registries through that you'd think they'd want this information. But noooo.

Posted by: creeper at August 10, 2016 08:30 AM (c0HoZ)

122 So 50 national security experts put out a communique saying Trump is not qualified to be president.
_______________

But "extremely careless"-with-national-security-secrets Hillary is qualified.

F*ck those "experts." Obviously nothing but a bunch of Dim hacks.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 10, 2016 08:30 AM (NnYnv)

123 The pool turned green overnight. Not just a little bit. Green.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 10, 2016 08:29 AM (ZnIt3)

The Diving pool

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 08:30 AM (zp+j1)

124 115 Somebody yesterday was wondering why the swimmers were getting out of the pool and immediately hitting the showers.

The pool turned green overnight. Not just a little bit. Green.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 10, 2016 08:29 AM (ZnIt3)


Maybe it's surplus Chicago River water from last Saint Patrick's Day?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2016 08:31 AM (9P3OG)

125 They're all sloths??!!!


**********






Ha...










Ha!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 10, 2016 08:32 AM (wPiJc)

126 115 Somebody yesterday was wondering why the swimmers were getting out of the pool and immediately hitting the showers.

The pool turned green overnight. Not just a little bit. Green.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 10, 2016 08:29 AM (ZnIt3)

That's the stuff we put in there to alert people when someone has peed in the pool. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: Rio Chamber of Commerce at August 10, 2016 08:32 AM (7HtZB)

127 120 Will Smith had some harsh words for the US and Trump Supporters while plugging his stupid ass Suicide Squad film in the Workers' Paradise of Dubai. Link's somewhere at Breitbart.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at August 10, 2016 08:30 AM (SN7FX)


I wonder if Will Smith is aware that most Emiratis, Saudis and non-African Muslims view him as somewhere between "Joo" and "dog."

Then again, Will Smith is not aware of a whole hell of a lot anyway.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2016 08:33 AM (9P3OG)

128 Discovery will be a bitch.
________________

Only if the school district actually fights back. More likely they'll just roll over and pay, like Baltimore did in the Freddie Gray case.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 10, 2016 08:33 AM (NnYnv)

129 Interesting event here yesterday. My name has changed, so I called the Sheriff's office to find out how to go about getting the new name on my CCW, which expires in 2018.

I was told that there was no need to change the name on the CCW. I can leave it as it is until it's time to renew.




Very interesting. In Texas, you have 30 days. Unlike a DL, in which you would get a ticket, they'll confiscate it if you don't change it and they find out, i. e., traffic stop.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 08:34 AM (rXkis)

130 115 Somebody yesterday was wondering why the swimmers were getting out of the pool and immediately hitting the showers.

The pool turned green overnight. Not just a little bit. Green.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 10, 2016 08:29 AM (ZnIt3)


Maybe it's surplus Chicago River water from last Saint Patrick's Day?


At least they didn't use water from the Cuyahoga, otherwise it'd be on fire.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at August 10, 2016 08:35 AM (PFy0L)

131 It's past time to make it easier to get rid of stupid federal and state judges. This life time job rule sucks. And these forever laws they give us sucks too. And don't tell me they go by the Constitution. They make stuff up that's not there. They do more harm to this country than any politician.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at August 10, 2016 08:35 AM (SXa8W)

132 I wonder if Will Smith is aware that most Emiratis, Saudis and non-African Muslims view him as somewhere between "Joo" and "dog."



They view him as cash. Slave. To be sold.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 08:35 AM (rXkis)

133 Yesterday was the second anniversary of Michael Browns killing, I hope all here had a moment of silence for the young man.

Posted by: Colin at August 10, 2016 08:35 AM (tVUA+)

134 Huma! Another Bloody Mary! Grandmaw needs her vitavegamin!

Posted by: Hillary 2016! at August 10, 2016 08:36 AM (gwG9s)

135 Muzzy mass murderer dad at Hilary rally = where??? 



I surprised with the incredibly huge number of Muslim backlash cases occurring all over the country that the father of a mass murderer could take a chance of appearing in public, front row center, at a public event, miles from where his son killed and maimed.

/ sarc

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 10, 2016 08:37 AM (ZnIt3)

136 135 Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 10, 2016 08:37 AM (ZnIt3)


I expect Milo Yiannopoulos to be all over this one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2016 08:38 AM (9P3OG)

137 Paul Ryan is a dirty rotten shit weasel.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 10, 2016 08:39 AM (XFQbm)

138 More officers and enlisted have been disciplined for their conduct in the January Farsi Island debacle, which lead to the capture of 10 sailors and two riverine command boats by Iranian paramilitaries.

Four officers and two enlisted went to mast before Navy Expeditionary Combat Command head Rear Adm. Frank Morneau. Of the four officers, two were found guilty of disobeying a superior and dereliction of duty, according to an NECC statement and given punitive letters of reprimand a potentially career-ending move. A third officer officer was found not guilty of dereliction of duty.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 08:39 AM (zp+j1)

139 CO will no doubt pass the anti-fracking law. That state has been invaded by Californians. I'm pretty sure Wyoming would be happy to cash that check.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

******

Passing the anti-fracking bill would be like shooting the economy in the foot. Passing the single-payer healthcare bill would be like slitting the economy's throat.

I'm praying for sanity but simultaneously working on my exit strategy. Some variety of Galt in situ.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 10, 2016 08:40 AM (wPiJc)

140 I think an effective response to these 50 "national security experts" would be to point out that these are the same people who got us into Iraq, who are for more nation-building and more war and then tie it back to Crooked Clinton's support of the Iraq war.

Posted by: Serenity Now! at August 10, 2016 08:40 AM (BDZWU)

141 Where were these 50 National Security experts when Cankles was toppling allies and other secular regimes throughout the Middle East?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2016 08:41 AM (Pby3z)

142 The federal government is unlikely to recover all of the taxpayer funds lent to failed Obamacare co-ops, according to an audit by the inspector general for the Department of Health and Human Services.

The 23 co-ops that were created under Obamacare received $2.4 billion in taxpayer funds from the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, of which $358 million were designated for startup loans.


They will recover NONE of it AND AND AND most of the bas stuff from the Fredo years is scheduled to hit AFTER that fuck leaves Office

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 08:42 AM (zp+j1)

143
The "big" bullshit "news" today is....

1. A lie about Trump calling for gun violence (brought to you by the same people who inspired and justified white cop killings).

2. A racist bobblehead.


A.Racist.Bobblehead.

Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 08:42 AM (zErFA)

144 The Diving poolPosted by: Nevergiveup


Is that which one it was? I only looked at the pics, never read the article.

What the hell does a test kit cost, $10 max? I thought it was shameful when the city of Flint, Michigan couldn't use one to realize the water was too acidic, but you're hosting the Olympics for crying out loud.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 10, 2016 08:42 AM (ZnIt3)

145 My pole says nothing, even when I the take the tether ball off.

Posted by: Killerdog at August 10, 2016 08:43 AM (TBmsQ)

146 Where were these 50 National Security experts when Cankles was toppling allies and other secular regimes throughout the Middle East?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2016 08:41 AM (Pby3z)


Getting paid the big bucks by Washington DC Think Tanks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 08:43 AM (zp+j1)

147 All you August birthday people have Virgo-envy.

Happy Birthday anyway.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 10, 2016 08:43 AM (EZebt)

148 The 23 co-ops that were created under Obamacare received $2.4 billion in taxpayer funds from the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, of which $358 million were designated for startup loans.

The other $2B was for what, 'overhead?' 'Bonuses?' Interior design?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2016 08:43 AM (Pby3z)

149 IN RE Sidebar from CDR Salamander:

Those candidates that are willing to be seen with Trump are those looking for voters. Those that aren't are those looking to protect their donor credentials.

As I see it, the entire structure of the GOP and its subsidiary organizations is being challenged. Those who have been on top, or in position of power in anyway in the party and in the S.O. (the consultants, think-tankers, foundation academics, columnists, pundits, etc.) are having their comfortable world changed and they are resisting. Of course not all are - the RNC seems to have surrendered and been - for now - co-opted, but many are.

This is why the Tea Party got stiff-armed by these guys, it threatened to replace them. Trump and his supporters are threatening to do the same. This is not over, and I dare say it will continue onward until some sort of accommodation is made.

I'm not holding my breath.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Know Your Place! The Outrage Outlet has Official DNC Oppression Hierarchy Cards! at August 10, 2016 08:44 AM (hLRSq)

150 Interesting event here yesterday. My name has
changed, so I called the Sheriff's office to find out how to go about
getting the new name on my CCW, which expires in 2018.

I was told that there was no need to change the name on the CCW. I can leave it as it is until it's time to renew.

I
don't understand. I thought guns were all shooty and dangerous and
stuff. I mean, we went though such turmoil before the lefties rammed the
gun registries through that you'd think they'd want this information.
But noooo.


Posted by: creeper at August 10, 2016 08:30 AM


Hell, I renewed my permit a couple weeks ago here in the People's Democratic Republic of Massachusetts, a "may issue" state, and was told I didn't even need to come in. Licensed for 20+ years, photo on file...hell, they cranked the background check it through and mailed the new license to me in about a week. I live in a good city.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 10, 2016 08:44 AM (bzd8I)

151 The Diving poolPosted by: Nevergiveup


Is that which one it was? I only looked at the pics, never read the article.

What the hell does a test kit cost, $10 max? I thought it was shameful when the city of Flint, Michigan couldn't use one to realize the water was too acidic, but you're hosting the Olympics for crying out loud.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 10, 2016 08:42 AM (ZnIt3)

The Diving Pool is kept at a warmer temp and it is theorized that because of the higher temp, that is algea turning it green

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 08:44 AM (zp+j1)

152
obama specifically told black people it was okay to kill white cops, and specifically told them not to stop

Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 08:45 AM (zErFA)

153 130 At least they didn't use water from the Cuyahoga, otherwise it'd be on fire.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at August 10, 2016 08:35 AM (PFy0L)

That fire was largely a myth created by the MFM. That river has had multiple fires throughout history. The one that "created the EPA" was a minor even causing little hazard and damage.

The pictures used by the lying jackals in the MFM were from 1959, not the 1969 non-event. So what was different about the 1969 fire? They had a Democrat mayor in a failing city.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 10, 2016 08:46 AM (mpXpK)

154 Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 08:34 AM (rXkis)

I was so shocked I made a note of the date, time and clerk I spoke to and put it in the "Guns" file just in case there was ever a problem.

Posted by: creeper at August 10, 2016 08:48 AM (c0HoZ)

155 It's worth pointing out that the violence at the St. Michael Brown Memorial didn't involve those evil po-leece, it was good ol' thug-on-thug, which is, of course, the sweet background music for life in these poor, (self-)oppressed cummooniteez.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2016 08:48 AM (Pby3z)

156
Hey you racist bobbleheads, I'm going to Dunkin Dognuts for an Almond Joy ice coffee. Anyone want anything?

Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 08:49 AM (zErFA)

157 Happy birthday, Donna and joncelli!

--

Ditto! Mine's coming up on Friday. I guess a lot of our parents had some fun around Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 10, 2016 08:50 AM (+FSld)

158 Vic posted a link to the IBD editorial about those 50 national security hacks grasping their pearls about Trump while remaining silent about Obama/Clinton.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 10, 2016 08:50 AM (EZebt)

159 "Violence at the Michael Brown Memorial" wasn't 'violence'. It was an exchange of points of view according to commonly accepted community standards.

Posted by: WilliamsonB at August 10, 2016 08:51 AM (GxnyS)

160
A.Racist.Bobblehead.
Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 08:42 AM (zErFA)

What did Al Sharpton do now?

Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2016 08:51 AM (7HtZB)

161 Durbin the Turban: "That Orlando shooter was babbling. He at one point said he was part of ISIS and at another said he was part of Hezbollah, without realizing they are two warring factions."

Yet the Dad can support both the Taliban and the Democrats. So by Durbin's standard, they're not warring factions, but allies.

Which explains why Obama is sending them reinforcements from Gitmo.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 10, 2016 08:51 AM (Ndje9)

162 If a republican winning is dependent on being on message and on point 100pct of the time then that is an unrealistic standard and a republican will structurally never be able to win the Presidnecy.

Remember Romney's 47pct "gaffe" was said in private and was only brought to light when a democrat operative secreted among the guests recorded it and released it.

So if your a Republican you have to even watch what you say in private for fear of it being spun against you.

Diogenes Lamp was correct, their is only one way we are going to start changing the reality we are laboring under.

And voting and playing by the rules ain't it.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 10, 2016 08:52 AM (XFQbm)

163 Saw a nice story at Weasel Zippers about a stray dog from Buenos Aires who waited for a German Stewardess of 6 months all because she showed some kindness to him.

She adopted the pup. Nice.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

--

The best part of the story is that it did not take place in Venezuela, else the dog would have been eaten.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 10, 2016 08:52 AM (7ZVPa)

164

It just seems like, with the amount of Science! in the 21st Century, that someone somewhere, some expert, should be able to explain why the water changed color.

It's simple chemistry, not theoritical physics.

Posted by: WilliamsonB at August 10, 2016 08:53 AM (GxnyS)

165
Well well.

Assange claims the murdered DNC staffer was the source of the leaks.

From Gateway via Drudge, for what it's worth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 10, 2016 08:56 AM (9P3OG)

166 The Diving Pool is kept at a warmer temp and it is theorized that because of the higher temp, that is algea turning it greenPosted by: Nevergiveup


Basic swimming pool maintenance 101. Chlorine demand rises with temperatures and usage.

I only had one swimming pool turn green on me in over a decade of ownership. Because I got lazy, didnt check. They're a nightmare to get all the dead stuff off the bottom afterwards. Only has to happen once, you never forget after that.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 10, 2016 08:56 AM (ZnIt3)

167 Diogenes Lamp was correct, their is only one way we are going to start changing the reality we are laboring under.


And voting and playing by the rules ain't it.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 10, 2016 08:52 AM (XFQbm)

Nope.

Killing reporters is not the way to do it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at August 10, 2016 08:56 AM (Zu3d9)

168 We really enjoyed the men's synchronized diving event with the minimalist Speedos. Although the scoring system seemed a little ambiguous.

Posted by: Ace & Gary at August 10, 2016 08:57 AM (wPiJc)

169 The best part of the story is that it did not take place in Venezuela, else the dog would have been eaten.



Or at the White House.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 08:57 AM (rXkis)

170 The "big" bullshit "news" today is....

Hey, now, we work for Big Bullshit!

Posted by: The MFM at August 10, 2016 08:58 AM (w35Hj)

171 Baltimore police officers routinely discriminate against blacks, repeatedly use excessive force and are not adequately held accountable for misconduct, according to a harshly critical Justice Department report being presented Wednesday.


... now if this isn't the pot calling the kettle black.
Tell me how the DOJ 'adequately held accountable" their lawyers who railroaded Sen Ted Stevens (R-AK) just before the 2008 election.

"The meticulous detail paints a picture of the government's shocking conduct in which prosecutors repeatedly ignored the law. The Report shows how prosecutors abandoned their oath of office and the ethical standards of their profession. They abandoned all decency and sound judgment when they indicted and prosecuted an 84-year old man who served his country in World War II combat, and who served with distinction for 40 years in the U.S. Senate."

Four DOJ lawyers, including William Welch II, chief of the Justice Department's Public Integrity Section; Brenda Morris, his principal deputy chief and former lead prosecutor in the case, public integrity prosecutors Edward Sullivan and Nick Marsh; and Alaska-based assistant U.S. attorneys James Goeke and Joseph Bottini, were in contempt for failure to comply with the judge's orders.

... so where did William Welch go after this disgrace ? ...
William Welch: Obama Administration's Point Man to Stop Leaks
The prosecutor has been called a tenacious and tough-as-nails lawyer, but also overzealous.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 10, 2016 08:58 AM (e8kgV)

172 164

It just seems like, with the amount of Science! in the 21st Century, that someone somewhere, some expert, should be able to explain why the water changed color.

It's simple chemistry, not theoritical physics.




With all the Prussian Blue we added, when yellow pee hit it, it turned green.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 08:58 AM (rXkis)

173 Eww- AGD sock off

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 10, 2016 08:59 AM (wPiJc)

174 158
Vic posted a link to the IBD editorial about those 50 national security
hacks grasping their pearls about Trump while remaining silent about
Obama/Clinton.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 10, 2016 08:50 AM (EZebt)

http://tinyurl.com/hdcjmxw

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 10, 2016 08:59 AM (mpXpK)

175 Happy B-day joncelli and Donna!

What'd you get us?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 10, 2016 08:59 AM (/CXhS)

176 All this pounding on Trump is killing the media...

They are used to being able to destroy a politician with the hint of a rumor. Now, Trump does stuff every day that would end the career of any other candidate and he skates away scott free.

With the constant drone of Trump did this or Trump did that, the public is tuning them out. Nobody believes that these incidents are really important because it's impossible to have that many really important gaffes every day.

One unintended consequence for the media is that they are losing what little credibility they had left by dropping their mask of unbias coverage and openly calling for the election of Hillary.

The fake outrage is wearing thin on viewers. If Mika Brzezinski rolls her eyes one more time they will fall out of her head. You can't be that upset about every word out of Trump's mouth no matter who you favor in the election.

Trump's win in November will be historic due to it being a win over the press.

Posted by: jwest at August 10, 2016 09:00 AM (Zs4uk)

177 I expect Milo Yiannopoulos to be all over this one. Posted by: J.J. Sefton 


Yeah, I read him this morning. He's (rightfully) accusing the democrats of throwing gays under the bus in favor of Muslims.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 10, 2016 09:01 AM (ZnIt3)

178 The same people celebrating BLM and their violent rhetoric are stamping their feet over Trump's statements.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2016 09:01 AM (Pby3z)

179 Hillary Clinton said there's absolutely no connection between what she did at State and the donations going to the Clinton Family Foundation.

Good enough for me.

Posted by: WaterCow at August 10, 2016 09:02 AM (0cMXq)

180 Yesterday, when it was revealed that Hillary had, under her own massive imperial authority, granted Huma top secret compartmentalized security access, the overall reaction was, even here to a large extent; Oh well. Another crime.

To me, this is amazing. This is a whole new massive crime. And the reaction is utterly muted.

I'm pretty certain what 'they' are doing here is making a massive statement to anyone who would dare to believe 'they' can be resisted, and that is:

"We WILL do what we want and there is nothing you can do about it. Even if Hillary eventually has to campaign in the "Weekend at Bernie's" mode, she will be elected and there is nothing you can do to stop it."

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 10, 2016 09:02 AM (4ng05)

181 171 Baltimore police officers routinely discriminate against blacks, repeatedly use excessive force and are not adequately held accountable for misconduct, according to a harshly critical Justice Department report being presented Wednesday.

... now if this isn't the pot calling the kettle black.




Kind of. Police commissioner was black. Mayor is black. District attorney is black.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 09:03 AM (rXkis)

182 Happy Birthday to you both.
If I'd known, I would've cooked dinner - just last night, I smoked a whole rockfish for my neighbor / buddy for his birthday. It was a big hit. Even though it was hard to keep lit...

Posted by: Chi at August 10, 2016 09:03 AM (u+PLX)

183 Feel good story has me crying in my coffee cup..happy tears.

Posted by: IC at August 10, 2016 09:04 AM (KTFfX)

184 Releasing Islamic bad guys never works out

A little ethics training down in Guantanamo would fix that.

Posted by: t-bird at August 10, 2016 09:05 AM (jO7js)

185 Y'know, maybe, just maybe, the fact that the hood response to a hit-and-run is to whip out a gun and start shooting wildly might just be the reason that this group has so much problem dealing with police.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2016 09:05 AM (Pby3z)

186 Vapor lock?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 09:08 AM (rXkis)

187 President Obama's Department of Justice labels the Police Department of Baltimore, Racists.


Does not compute. Unhandled javascript exception, rebooting.

Posted by: WilliamsonB at August 10, 2016 09:10 AM (GxnyS)

188 Static cling.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at August 10, 2016 09:10 AM (WVsWD)

189 I had some fun with my grandsons recently. Showed them ''the test' to see if anyone was peeing in the pool. Carefully explained that pee is lighter than water, so if you dunk the test kit *slightly* below the surface you can capture some.

(Of course you've already added the drops of solution to the bottom of the kit. Those chemicals turn yellow upon contact with the chlorine in water.)

So I approach the pool, take a minute carefully dipping the test kit slowly into water. Rapt attention from all.

Then the ah ha moment when the test kit fills with bright yellow water. 'Got some'.

They figured it out in seconds.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 10, 2016 09:10 AM (ZnIt3)

190
Keep in mind: these people subscribe to the school of thought that arresting blacks at a disproportionate rate constitutes racsim because they pretend to believe blacks dont commit more crimes than non-blacks.

Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 09:12 AM (zErFA)

191 They figured it out in seconds.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative



Yeah. Grandpa is a lyin bastige.
j/k LOL

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 09:12 AM (rXkis)

192
The same people celebrating BLM and their violent rhetoric are stamping their feet over Trump's statements.

Indeed. Just as it is implosstible for blacks to be racist, it is implosstible for blacks to be violent.

Posted by: Al Sharptato at August 10, 2016 09:12 AM (9wsaH)

193 The Genius Award story could have very well been the Feel Good Story 2.

Posted by: Hank at August 10, 2016 09:13 AM (FGVDB)

194 It's a good thing Papa didn't have the aloha snackbar in him at that moment. Imagine the embarrassment of the Clinton campaign!

Posted by: Fritz at August 10, 2016 09:14 AM (2Mnv1)

195
"We WILL do what we want and there is nothing you can do about it. Even if Hillary eventually has to campaign in the "Weekend at Bernie's" mode, she will be elected and there is nothing you can do to stop it."
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 10, 2016 09:02 AM (4ng05)

My take is that the lack of reaction to all this is not approval, but a way of dissociating to protect our sanity.
Because no one is going to do a damned thing about it. And she will get away with whatever she does.
This is Monarchical behavior.
Emotional detachment on our parts may be a sanity protective reaction.

Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2016 09:14 AM (5p8uZ)

196 @167

I see no future that does not involve violence, irrespective of the normal arc of human history.

We seem to have aceded to a reality in which we have no hope of winning or being able to advance our agenda in any meaningful way because the dissemination of our message is being jammed by political partisans masquerading as objective journalists

Sometimes violence is the only rational response.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 10, 2016 09:14 AM (XFQbm)

197
"You can't stereotype!" started it all. A very stupid phrase/demand created by evil people with nefarious motives.

It evolved into "You can't say that!", which evolved into "You can't think that!"

Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 09:16 AM (zErFA)

198 >>>>>All this pounding on Trump is killing the media...



They are used to being able to destroy a politician with the hint of
a rumor. Now, Trump does stuff every day that would end the career of
any other candidate and he skates away scott free.



With the constant drone of Trump did this or Trump did that, the
public is tuning them out. Nobody believes that these incidents are
really important because it's impossible to have that many really
important gaffes every day.



One unintended consequence for the media is that they are losing
what little credibility they had left by dropping their mask of unbias
coverage and openly calling for the election of Hillary.



The fake outrage is wearing thin on viewers. If Mika Brzezinski
rolls her eyes one more time they will fall out of her head. You can't
be that upset about every word out of Trump's mouth no matter who you
favor in the election.



Trump's win in November will be historic due to it being a win over the press.
.
.
.
.I am shocked that hillary isn't further ahead in all of the polls at this point. I mean the media has admitted they are out to get Trump and they are showing 24/7 negative coverage of him with not a peep about hillary. They are even quashing stories about her health.

NBC went and put a montage together this morning of the "violence" Trump supposedly encourages at his campaign events in yet another effort to show he is violent and unbalanced.

The one thing they can't control is the debates. They might stacked the deck against him, but Trump will not let them do what they did to Romney and McCain to him.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 10, 2016 09:18 AM (iONHu)

199 The same people celebrating BLM and their violent rhetoric are stamping their feet over Trump's statements.


Exactly!

Same People for sure

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 10, 2016 09:19 AM (zp+j1)

200 The 2a comment from Trump is gone off the front of Bing's newsfeed. Gone. I guess having to lie that granny klintoon dosen't want to confiscate firearms was a mile too far for them.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at August 10, 2016 09:20 AM (WVsWD)

201 God speed, Jimma Kotta (from the sidebar). God's blessings on your family.

Posted by: sinalco at August 10, 2016 09:21 AM (yODqO)

202 The one thing they can't control is the debates. They might stacked the deck against him, but Trump will not let them do what they did to Romney and McCain to him.



There won't be any debates. Precisely because they can't control them. They can't risk Gruppenfurher Cankles to have a seizure/stroke in an uncontrolled setting.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 09:22 AM (rXkis)

203 Everyone seems to be at a loss for words over the fact that the Orlando terrorist's father not only attended Hillary Clinton's Fla. rally yesterday, but was caught sickeningly snapping photos during this part of the rally. People also noticed just how unfit and incompetent Hillary Clinton is.

... on CNN last night, they blamed the infamous "lower level staffer" who nobody in the campaign remembers hiring or having any responsibility for, as being the reason why this "Gold Star parent" was able to be on-stage, behind the Democratic nominee.
Thus covering up one lack of responsibility with another lack of responsibility.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 10, 2016 09:23 AM (e8kgV)

204
A gold medal diver named Denby
Was heard to exclaim in a frenzy
"I'm going to Perdition
For pool micturition
I swear, the pool turned green with envy!"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 10, 2016 09:24 AM (wPiJc)

205 @198

I have never seem, at least in my lifetime, a candidate that had do battle with not just his direct political opponent, a good portion of his own political party but also a nakedly partisan journalistic and entertainment monolith.

If Trump pulls off a win against the substantial forces arrayed against him then that would be something indeed.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 10, 2016 09:24 AM (XFQbm)

206
The one thing they can't control is the debates. They might stacked the deck against him, but Trump will not let them do what they did to Romney and McCain to him.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 10, 2016 09:18 AM (iONHu)






Love him or hate him, one thing you can't deny is that the debates are gonna be first-rate must-see television. Of course, it's 50-50 whether they'll be an epic train wreck of Biblical proportions, or a most delicious, brutal and pitiless dismantling of Frau Gruppencankles.

Either way, you can be absolutely sure that Das Frau will scream bloody murder about Trump being a Meany McMeanerson to a girl.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 10, 2016 09:24 AM (xxSK3)

207 Am I evil for praying all the people who voted for Ryan bear all the consequences for his policies while I get all the benefits if any?

Posted by: Ok at August 10, 2016 09:24 AM (K8FS4)

208 Happy Birthday Joncelli!

Happy Birthday Donna.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 10, 2016 09:24 AM (kXoT0)

209 ... on CNN last night, they blamed the infamous "lower level staffer" who nobody in the campaign remembers hiring or having any responsibility for, as being the reason why this "Gold Star parent" was able to be on-stage, behind the Democratic nominee.
Thus covering up one lack of responsibility with another lack of responsibility.





Blame it on the SS. THEY are the ones that vetted him to get that close to the POTUS candidate.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 09:24 AM (rXkis)

210 Who believes there will be debates?

Posted by: Ok at August 10, 2016 09:25 AM (K8FS4)

211 Has NBC managed a tie-in between Hillary and the Olympics on any of their coverage yet?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 10, 2016 09:26 AM (wPiJc)

212 >>I was told that there was no need to change the name on the CCW. I can leave it as it is until it's time to renew.

>Very interesting. In Texas, you have 30 days. Unlike a DL, in which you would get a ticket, they'll confiscate it if you don't change it and they find out, i. e., traffic stop.

Being paranoid, may I suggest finding something in writing that says you don't have to change it?

Just because I'm paranoid...

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 10, 2016 09:26 AM (gTQoY)

213 G'morning Horde.

Yes, there was a primary yesterday, but why?
I quickly scanned the non-finalized results last night and as usual, if you don't die or vacate your seat willingly there is no chance you'll be supplanted by an upstart.

At least in Wi.

As some of you know, I voted for Nehlen against Ryan, mostly as a protest vote, because winning in the convincing fashion he did won't give him pause that he may be on the wrong track. I expected Nehlen to lose, but hoped he'd do better than polls showed, but alas, he did worse. I'm not saying he was a great candidate, but still, your vote is your voice with a number on it, and what Wi said last night is that Ryan is exactly who we want. Sigh.

Every other incumbent cruised equally easily, some unopposed. Wi is a state with maybe two toss up districts, so status quo for the win, baby!

Toss in a president Hellary and the leftward pointing marching band can up their tempo another 10 beats per minute.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 10, 2016 09:26 AM (kKHcp)

214 >>197

"You can't stereotype!" started it all. A very stupid phrase/demand created by evil people with nefarious motives. It evolved into "You can't say that!", which evolved into "You can't think that!" Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 09:16 AM (zErFA)

Isn't that the truth. Countering one of the most innate, natural socialization tools--group identification--was ambitious, and appears to have largely worked. Unbelievable.

Posted by: General Zod at August 10, 2016 09:27 AM (Bdeb0)

215 Everyone seems to be at a loss for words over the fact that the Orlando terrorist's father not only attended Hillary Clinton's Fla. rally yesterday, but was caught sickeningly snapping photos during this part of the rally. People also noticed just how unfit and incompetent Hillary Clinton is.

... on CNN last night, they blamed the infamous "lower level staffer" who nobody in the campaign remembers hiring or having any responsibility for, as being the reason why this "Gold Star parent" was able to be on-stage, behind the Democratic nominee.
Thus covering up one lack of responsibility with another lack of responsibility.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 10, 2016 09:23 AM (e8kgV)

So has there been any outrage from the LBGTQ community over this--after all the man bears some responsibility in the whole mess.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 10, 2016 09:27 AM (kXoT0)

216 There won't be any debates. Precisely because they can't control them. They can't risk Gruppenfurher Cankles to have a seizure/stroke in an uncontrolled setting.Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT 



Or, they'll have them but with Hillary backed up to the drapes, with her personal neurologist behind the curtain, syringe in hand, poised right behind her left butt cheek, ready for the signal.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 10, 2016 09:27 AM (ZnIt3)

217 /pours one out for the passed Moron

Mornin' Horde. Still getting chuckles about Swimmer McPornname, 'cause you take your laughs where you can these days.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 10, 2016 09:28 AM (9krrF)

218 I'd like to see the real Al Sharpton attempt to pronounce "Surreptitiously Concealed Diazepam Pen".

Three times.

Fast.

Posted by: Al Sharptato at August 10, 2016 09:28 AM (9wsaH)

219
Blame it on the SS. THEY are the ones that vetted him to get that close to the POTUS candidate.


Nah. Such a conspicuous person doesn't 'slip through,' he gets selected and placed.

Its an attempt by her campaign to bait Trump into commenting.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2016 09:28 AM (Pby3z)

220 Heh, Hillary's 'neurologist' reminds me of the Olympics gymnastics coaches hovering under the uneven parallel bars 'spotting' for the girls' more challenging moves.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 10, 2016 09:29 AM (wPiJc)

221
Blame it on the SS. THEY are the ones that vetted him to get that close to the POTUS candidate.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 09:24 AM (rXkis)








Considering how Das Frau's minions are spinning that a low-level staffer was to blame, I'm pretty sure it WASN'T the Secret Service who allowed him in.....unless the bitch specifically overruled them. If it was all on the SS, you can bet your bottom dollar that they'd be screaming it from the hilltops.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 10, 2016 09:30 AM (xxSK3)

222 >>Happy birthday, joncelli! It's my birthday too. Seems there's a lot of Moron and 'ette birthdays lately.

Happy birthday youse guys! Mine was Sunday.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 10, 2016 09:30 AM (gTQoY)

223
I see no downside to Trump remarking on a terrorist being at a hillary campaign event.

Mateen's father didnt pull the trigger but, yes, he is partly responsible for all those people his islamic terrorist son murdered.

Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 09:32 AM (zErFA)

224 aw, matt damon's kids are rejected by a private school.

Posted by: nckate at August 10, 2016 09:33 AM (QvwhC)

225 Hmmmm. Nice to know someone can get that close to a POTUS candidate without a problem.

Use that info as you will.

Far-Right Blog Calls For Hillary Assassination
Demands for Trump to step down from campaigning; Ewoks hardest hit.

Posted by: the new york times at August 10, 2016 09:33 AM (LdMbv)

226 MATT DAMON'S KIDS!!!!

Posted by: MATT DAMON'S KIDS at August 10, 2016 09:33 AM (Pby3z)

227 Considering how Das Frau's minions are spinning that a low-level staffer was to blame, I'm pretty sure it WASN'T the Secret Service who allowed him in.....unless the bitch specifically overruled them.



Oh, she did. How you can tell?
If you or I tried to get that close, we'd be cuffed & stuffed.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 09:33 AM (rXkis)

228 So has there been any outrage from the LBGTQ community over this--after all the man bears some responsibility in the whole mess.

Don't be silly. The Dems own them. There will be no denunciations, no complaints, not a peep.

Honestly, if I were a member of any of the D client groups, I'd be starting to get really nervous. If the pendulum actually does swing back, after all the shite that's gone down, there's potential for folks to seek some serious payback. After all, looking to close down good people's businesses, ruining them personally and financially, and causing widespread destabilization and chaos just because you can, that crap kinda tends to create resentment.

The lid comes off that...sit ludos incipe.

Not something I want, but there's something to be said for cause and effect.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 10, 2016 09:33 AM (9krrF)

229 224 aw, matt damon's kids are rejected by a private school.
Posted by: nckate at August 10, 2016 09:33 AM (QvwhC)

I hope it was because they weren't sufficiently diverse enough.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 10, 2016 09:34 AM (KUaJL)

230 What if I told you that Hillary was so damaged as a brand, so utterly devoid of accomplishments (like Obama), and tied to some of the most criminally criminal things that have happened in recent memory?

What if I told you that in order to drag her old, fat, lily-white carcass across the finish line, Demon-crats had to pull out all the stops to attack her opponent, painting him as the worst, most-vile, Hitler-like candidate ever to run for office?

What if I told you that Hillary and her posse of evil may have very well killed Seth Rich, after Seth leaked the DNC emails to Wikileaks and paid for it with his life? A bullet in the back - part of a failed robbery, or so we are told.

That theory fits, if you assume what they wanted to rob him of was his ability to breathe, because otherwise, they utterly failed to take a single thing from him except his life.

What if I told you Hillary Clinton and her pedophile, rapist husband were the new Mob, essentially placing a stranglehold on DC with their graft, coercion, murder, theft, rape, treason, blackmail, and more?

If I told you all of that....



Would Donald Trump still be a vile asshole who punches babies in their dicks?


Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2016 09:34 AM (2PHKP)

231 Who believes there will be debates?

Posted by: Ok at August 10, 2016 09:25 AM (K8FS4)


Me. They're traditional now. Any excuses to back out would be seen as just that, excuses, and also seen as weaknesses.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Know Your Place! The Outrage Outlet has Official DNC Oppression Hierarchy Cards! at August 10, 2016 09:34 AM (hLRSq)

232 Piece of cake--


1. Syrupalicious Congealed Dizappenem Pan
2. Striptishous Concerted Diazzaphrizzle
3. Stirrupnishes Sincere Dizzy Gillespienam

Posted by: Al Sharpieton at August 10, 2016 09:34 AM (wPiJc)

233
Oh, she did. How you can tell?
If you or I tried to get that close, we'd be cuffed & stuffed.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 09:33 AM (rXkis)








Word.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 10, 2016 09:35 AM (xxSK3)

234 Heh, Hillary's 'neurologist' reminds me of the Olympics gymnastics coaches hovering under the uneven parallel bars 'spotting' for the girls' more challenging moves.Posted by: Seamus Muldoon



I hope that he holds to the same high ideals of famous personal physicians in the past . Like those of Elvis Presley and Michael Jackson.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 10, 2016 09:35 AM (ZnIt3)

235 >>It's a good thing Papa didn't have the aloha snackbar in him at that moment. Imagine the embarrassment of the Clinton campaign!


Talk about an egg on face moment, eh?

But I think elder Mateen did exactly what he set out to do: show ISIS how easy it is to get into a campaign event and get close to the candidate. Also: gloating. This was an anti-gun rally near Pulse,

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2016 09:35 AM (NOIQH)

236 I hope that he holds to the same high ideals of famous personal physicians in the past . Like those of Elvis Presley and Michael Jackson.

Or JFK.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2016 09:36 AM (Pby3z)

237
232 Piece of cake--


1. Syrupalicious Congealed Dizappenem Pan
2. Striptishous Concerted Diazzaphrizzle
3. Stirrupnishes Sincere Dizzy Gillespienam

Posted by: Al Sharpieton at August 10, 2016 09:34 AM (wPiJc)









Hey, I'm still working on Antidisestablishmentarianism

Posted by: The Prince Regent at August 10, 2016 09:36 AM (xxSK3)

238 But I think elder Mateen did exactly what he set out to do: show ISIS how easy it is to get into a campaign event and get close to the candidate. Also: gloating. This was an anti-gun rally near Pulse,

AN alternative signal: "We own her."

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 10, 2016 09:37 AM (9krrF)

239 Happy birthday joncelli and donna may all your b'day desires come true.

Posted by: willow at August 10, 2016 09:37 AM (TvSZz)

240 What of the precious 'Optics' of having someone closely connected to a terrorist being in a plum position at a campaign event for a Presidential candidate?

It's the Optics, stupid!

Posted by: davidt at August 10, 2016 09:37 AM (mkppl)

241
AN alternative signal: "We own her."

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 10, 2016 09:37 AM (9krrF)





Bingo.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 10, 2016 09:37 AM (xxSK3)

242
the lgbtw "commnity" is a farce

It's a label used as a weapon. There is no lgbbq "community." It's all bullshit narrative dissemnation.


Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 09:37 AM (zErFA)

243 Me. They're traditional now. Any excuses to back out would be seen as just that, excuses, and also seen as weaknesses.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Know Your Place! The Outrage Outlet has Official DNC Oppression Hierarchy Cards! at August 10, 2016 09:34 AM (hLRSq)

"We, the major news networks have collectively decided that allowing debates would just be enabling Donald Trump's h8ful rhetoric, and would make us complicit in the h8ful things he's saying. Therefore we've taken it upon ourselves to exercise journalistic integrity and cancel all the debates."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 10, 2016 09:38 AM (KUaJL)

244 Especially if you're a Second Amendment supporter!
Posted by: DONALD TRUMP

If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I would find something in them to have him hanged.

Posted by: zombie cardinal richelieu at August 10, 2016 09:38 AM (LdMbv)

245 Aw screw it!

4. Hidden Butt Jabber

Posted by: Al Sharpieton at August 10, 2016 09:39 AM (wPiJc)

246 If I told you all of that....



Would Donald Trump still be a vile asshole who punches babies in their dicks?




Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2016 09:34 AM (2PHKP)


Of course. Why do you ask such simple questions of me? - Punditry, Inc. Simple Tales for Simpletons

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Know Your Place! The Outrage Outlet has Official DNC Oppression Hierarchy Cards! at August 10, 2016 09:39 AM (hLRSq)

247 211
Has NBC managed a tie-in between Hillary and the Olympics on any of their coverage yet?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 10, 2016 09:26 AM


... it had something to do with Russian "doping"

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 10, 2016 09:39 AM (e8kgV)

248 230 - To me it's a no-brainer. Trump may say stupid things, but Hilary has done awful things.

Posted by: josephistan at August 10, 2016 09:39 AM (7HtZB)

249 217 /pours one out for the passed Moron

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13
----------------------
Aw, shit. Please tell me you're joking...

Posted by: Chi at August 10, 2016 09:40 AM (u+PLX)

250 I am happy that Paul Ryan won his primary.

Posted by: JeffreyL at August 10, 2016 09:40 AM (M0TCd)

251 AN alternative signal: "We own her."

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 10, 2016 09:37 AM (9krrF)


So do a lot of others. It may be a bit tricky when the desires of those owners cross.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Know Your Place! The Outrage Outlet has Official DNC Oppression Hierarchy Cards! at August 10, 2016 09:40 AM (hLRSq)

252
It's all so bizarre.

If someone told you the day after the shooting that the radical muslim father of that animal would be on the stage of a Clnton rally all smiles and shit, you would've said No Fuckn Way.

Right?

Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 09:40 AM (zErFA)

253 so, is everyone on board with honorable surrender of republicans to Hillary in exchange for a one supreme court pick ?

Posted by: runner at August 10, 2016 09:41 AM (c6/9Q)

254 When I think of famous debates that should have been, but sucked, I think Jack Kemp v Al Gore and Paul Ryan v Joe Biden. What should have been historic stunk.

So, who knows?

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 10, 2016 09:41 AM (ZnIt3)

255 Aw screw it!

4. Hidden Butt Jabber


...as close as that is, you'd think it would be easier for me to riff off "Jabba the Hutt" there.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 10, 2016 09:41 AM (9krrF)

256 In light of the Seth Rich is maybe, probably the Wikileaks source for DNC emails news: when can we expect our celebrity and journalist elites to make an "I am Seth Rich" video like this vomit-inducing "I am Bradley Manning" video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFFkcCh-pCc


Remember, Manning is a *hero* because he exposed details about Buuuuuuush. This was back when Wikileaks was 'speaking truth to power' and not some evil tool of Russia.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2016 09:42 AM (NOIQH)

257 Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 10, 2016 09:38 AM (KUaJL)

Still looks - and smells - like roasted chicken.

"Hillary is a Chicken!"

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Know Your Place! The Outrage Outlet has Official DNC Oppression Hierarchy Cards! at August 10, 2016 09:42 AM (hLRSq)

258 I am happy that Paul Ryan won his primary.

Posted by: JeffreyL at August 10, 2016 09:40 AM (M0TCd)

that is interesting, I was hoping to find out why people would vote for Ryan - why are you happy ?

Posted by: runner at August 10, 2016 09:42 AM (c6/9Q)

259 Aw, shit. Please tell me you're joking...

On the sidebar. Don't think I ever saw the guy around but I try to make a point of respecting any of the Horde Eternal.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 10, 2016 09:42 AM (9krrF)

260 "We, the major news networks have collectively decided that allowing debates would just be enabling Donald Trump's h8ful rhetoric, and would make us complicit in the h8ful things he's saying. Therefore we've taken it upon ourselves to exercise journalistic integrity and cancel all the debates."


Or:
"I have decided that allowing debates would just be enabling Donald Trump's h8ful rhetoric, and would make us complicit in the h8ful things he's saying. Therefore I have decided to cancel all the debates and not be a part of the h8ful rhetoric."
-Gruppenfurher Cankles

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 09:42 AM (rXkis)

261
And if someone told you the media and The People would yawn at the utterly inappropriate and offensive presence of Mateen's father at a Clinton rally (practically on the stage with her mocking the USA) you wouldve said No Farking Way.

Right?


Posted by: M Magoo at August 10, 2016 09:43 AM (zErFA)

262 Aw screw it!

4. Hidden Butt Jabber

...as close as that is, you'd think it would be easier for me to riff off "Jabba the Hutt" there.



Jabber the Butt?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 09:43 AM (rXkis)

263 so, is everyone on board with honorable surrender of republicans to Hillary in exchange for a one supreme court pick handful of magic beans ?

Corrected for GOPe negotiating skills.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 10, 2016 09:43 AM (9krrF)

264 Yeah, yesterdays outrage over Trumps statement went unanswered by those who could have made an alternative case besides the "violent rhetoric" meme the press went with.

What he said was that Hillary would pass anti-gun laws and a stacked judiciary would uphold them. Then he went on, and I paraphrase "and there's nothing you can do about it. The second amendment folks may have some other ideas"

Where were all the pro 2A groups to point out that recent laws in NY and Conn have met with less than 20% compliance, and that is a non-violent response to bad law?
Crickets (so far)
There's a whole continuum of resistance options from quiet non-compliance to organized "fill-up-the-jails" non-compliance that could be used before men hit the streets with loaded guns.
Crickets.
Somebody with the media's ear better start talking today.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 10, 2016 09:43 AM (kKHcp)

265 Like it or not, pundits, the Second Amendment is about resisting an abusive government.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 10, 2016 09:44 AM (Pby3z)

266 "I have decided that allowing debates would just be enabling Donald Trump's h8ful rhetoric, and would make us complicit in the h8ful things he's saying. Therefore I have decided to cancel all the debates and not be a part of the h8ful rhetoric."
-Gruppenfurher Cankles

buck-buck-buck-bakaw!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Know Your Place! The Outrage Outlet has Official DNC Oppression Hierarchy Cards! at August 10, 2016 09:45 AM (hLRSq)

267 On the sidebar. Don't think I ever saw the guy around but I try to make a point of respecting any of the Horde Eternal.
Posted by: Brother Cavil




Tips shot glass.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 10, 2016 09:46 AM (rXkis)

268 >>If someone told you the day after the shooting that the radical muslim
father of that animal would be on the stage of a Clnton rally all smiles
and shit, you would've said No Fuckn Way.



Dude even had a professionally made sign that listed Hillary's strengths - including *gun control*.

This is the enemy - guy whose son committed worse mass killing since 9/11 with a GUN - gloating about how Hillary wants to use this to *take our guns so we can't defend ourselves* from jihadis like Omar. Are we in the Twilight Zone?



Posted by: Lizzy at August 10, 2016 09:46 AM (NOIQH)

269 Who needs another home? Bernie does.

Saw a "Billionaires Can't Buy Bernie" sticker yesterday.

I expect the driver had a pinch-faced angry look.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2016 09:46 AM (ry34m)

270 Don't think I ever saw the guy around but I try to make a point of respecting any of the Horde Eternal.Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13


He was early, early LFG (stet). Don't recall ever seeing him here. But he could have picked up a new nic.

May he RIP.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 10, 2016 09:46 AM (ZnIt3)

271 morn' 'rons.

Posted by: willy at August 10, 2016 09:46 AM (Ffw22)

272 nood

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 10, 2016 09:48 AM (mpXpK)

273 Bobblehead sock off

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 10, 2016 09:49 AM (wPiJc)

274 Sometimes, we win one.

http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=288600

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2016 09:49 AM (ptqRm)

275 The "for the good of the country" angle is interesting, since it's basically a free pass to do anything they want to Trump. Anything that would be considered bad form, cheating, slimy, what-have-you, can now be written off as "just trying to save America from Hitler!".

The debates will easily fall into that category.

Since they've convinced all the "smart" set that a vote for Trump means you're an inbred racist (who didn't see that coming??), the BIG money donors will poor hundreds of millions into campaign ads for Hillary. Hell, I wouldn't be shocked if the MSM just gave Hillary free ad time, assuming the FCC or FEC wouldn't find out until after the race and would then say "nothing to see here..sure it was criminal, but...but...TRUMP!"

I don't hold much hope that Trump can defeat the forces arrayed against him without divine intervention or something on Hillary that simply cannot be covered up, lest the UN intervene and say "ok guys, we were good with everything but this shit is a bridge too far."


Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2016 09:49 AM (2PHKP)

276 31

Happy Birthday! Today is mine as well, but it was in 19mumble3.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 10, 2016 09:49 AM (mPyCN)

277 265
Like it or not, pundits, the Second Amendment is about resisting an abusive government.
---------------------
Perhaps this is what the msm fear the most.

They and hrc are intertwined with abusive gubbermint.

Posted by: willy at August 10, 2016 09:49 AM (Ffw22)

278 The terrorist's father being in a conspicuous place of honor at Hillary's event is akin to Obama scratching his face with his middle finger.

It's a big, in your face and you can't do anything about it, "Fuck You," to everyone not on board with the Democrats.

Posted by: davidt at August 10, 2016 09:51 AM (mkppl)

279 They and hrc are intertwined with abusive gubbermint.


Posted by: willy at August 10, 2016 09:49 AM (Ffw22)


Intertwined, like in bed.

I denounce myself for this foulest of images.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Know Your Place! The Outrage Outlet has Official DNC Oppression Hierarchy Cards! at August 10, 2016 09:51 AM (hLRSq)

280 Hipster, schmipster. Chipotle burritos RULE.

Posted by: J. Moses Browning at August 10, 2016 09:51 AM (g4QlR)

281 NOOD seems to not want to go to comments for me.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2016 09:53 AM (ptqRm)

282 Now, clicking on the art thread brings me back to here.

And before that, it linked to here:


http://fxn.ws/2bcoyDT

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2016 09:55 AM (ptqRm)

283 Seems fixed now

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 10, 2016 09:56 AM (ptqRm)

284 "I denounce myself for this foulest of images."
------------
::Must.find.brain.bleach::

Posted by: willy at August 10, 2016 10:02 AM (Ffw22)

285 So do a lot of others. It may be a bit tricky when the desires of those owners cross.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Know Your Place! The Outrage Outlet has
Official DNC Oppression Hierarchy Cards! at August 10, 2016 09:40 AM
(hLRSq)


Are we talking re-hypothecation, here?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2016 10:04 AM (ry34m)

286 Maybe the SS doesn't care who is at the rally. They hate her anyway.

Posted by: Abby Coffey at August 10, 2016 10:06 AM (HBU7W)

287 I am happy that Paul Ryan won his primary.

Yeah, not me. Replacing him was a long shot but his convincing win probably means that the next session of Congress will be as progressive as this one.

From that shitheel's POV, why mess with success?

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at August 10, 2016 10:09 AM (evdj2)

288 @138 - I worked in Legal when I was in the Navy and had to attend Captain's Mast when there was one. I would be standing there nearly pissing my pants as the CO tore into whoever it was up there in front of him.

Good times. Good times.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 10, 2016 10:18 AM (vg8iE)

289 No thank you on that smart gun RFID thing. Firearms need to fire when the trigger is pulled. This feeds the guns are dangerous hysteria. Proper firearm training cannot be substituted.

Posted by: gawntrail at August 10, 2016 10:28 AM (2q13V)

290 Yeah, not me. Replacing him was a long shot but his convincing win
probably means that the next session of Congress will be as progressive
as this one.



From that shitheel's POV, why mess with success?

You can never tell. Next session may be far more conservative than you think. He has the right ideas on pushing as much spending down the states as can be accomplished. I think he might actually be able to accomplish some of those items in the next congress.

We will see.

Posted by: JeffreyL at August 10, 2016 10:35 AM (mXv3y)

291
289 No thank you on that smart gun RFID thing. Firearms need to fire when the trigger is pulled. This feeds the guns are dangerous hysteria. Proper firearm training cannot be substituted.

Posted by: gawntrail at August 10, 2016 10:28 AM (2q13V)



Are RFIDs waterproof?

Asking for canoe owners everywhere...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at August 10, 2016 10:42 AM (4DCSq)

292 176 All this pounding on Trump is killing the media...

They are used to being able to destroy a politician with the hint of a rumor. Now, Trump does stuff every day that would end the career of any other candidate and he skates away scott free.

With the constant drone of Trump did this or Trump did that, the public is tuning them out. Nobody believes that these incidents are really important because it's impossible to have that many really important gaffes every day.

One unintended consequence for the media is that they are losing what little credibility they had left by dropping their mask of unbias coverage and openly calling for the election of Hillary.

The fake outrage is wearing thin on viewers. If Mika Brzezinski rolls her eyes one more time they will fall out of her head. You can't be that upset about every word out of Trump's mouth no matter who you favor in the election.

Trump's win in November will be historic due to it being a win over the press.

Posted by: jwest at August 10, 2016 09:00 AM (Zs4uk)


Yeah, no. Every single woman where I work was screeching this morning about how "Trump told white men to murder Hillary".

They've made it clear they're voting vagina and they'll believe anything that CNN and the New York Times tells them.

It's impossible to get anything else through their thick skulls.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 10, 2016 10:46 AM (WDCYi)

293 Exxon link no worky -- has extra " at end.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 10, 2016 11:38 AM (EzgxV)

294 FBI story is interesting in that the whistleblower is likely railroaded and the jack off porn watching on duty agents skate because the FBI protects jacking off on duty. It's a perk.

Didn't John Gotti call them jack-offs?

Posted by: torabora at August 10, 2016 11:54 AM (E/Hws)

295 MUSLIM FLIGHT ATTENDANT SUES EXPRESSJET OVER SUSPENSION

Doesn't want to serve alcohol to infidels. CAIR says there's a 'reasonable accommodation'.

____________________

There is.

She could get a job that doesn't involve serving alcohol, with a different employer.

Which is the accommodation she should have made in the first place.


OR! She could go work for an Muslim Nations Airlines, that doesn't even have alcohol ... Then probably get beaten with a stick for some other violation of the Religion of Peace. Could also be raped for not having a male family menber with her on every flight.

Posted by: Paladin at August 10, 2016 12:40 PM (DPvCq)

296 I read the article on Blago. I don't remember what political party he represented... and apparently neither does the article.

Must be a Democrat, otherwise they'd have led with it.

Posted by: Lucas McCorkle at August 10, 2016 03:19 PM (4Boke)

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