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Monday Morning News Dump (8/8/16) [Mis. Hum.]

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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 07:55 AM (9P3OG)

2 gotta watch the video embedded here of parents watching their daughter perform at the olympics

Olympic Highlights: USA Wins Men's 4×100 Relay, Giving Michael Phelps 23rd Gold Medal, Katie Lydecky Wins

http://bit.ly/2aOAtnu

Gold!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 08, 2016 07:55 AM (qCMvj)

3 Airlines down, good thing I gave those up long ago.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 08, 2016 07:55 AM (mpXpK)

4 Anyone see the Russian swimmer get booed?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 08, 2016 07:56 AM (tGUUu)

5
Niece is in New Orleans waiting to fly up to NYC.

Oy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 07:57 AM (9P3OG)

6 Anyone see the Russian swimmer get booed?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 08, 2016 07:56 AM (tGUUu)

No. Why did they boo him/her?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2016 07:57 AM (zp+j1)

7 Niece is in New Orleans waiting to fly up to NYC.

Oy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 07:57 AM (9P3OG)


Delta?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2016 07:58 AM (zp+j1)

8 >>"Are there any non refugee, non gay, non transexuals at this year's Olympics?"


Ginny Thrasher!

But then, the response from people like Will Wheaton is telling: he likened her to a school shooter.

Old
and busted: Characters like "Star Wars" Rey, who shoots, fights, and
flies the Milenium Falcon are strong young women who are important for
teens to see in film" (yes, Wheaton argued this)

New hotness: "Eeek, a young gal who shoots guns really well - she must be crazy!"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 07:59 AM (NOIQH)

9 Inept, our government at work

unbelievable

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 08, 2016 07:59 AM (qCMvj)

10 No. Why did they boo him/her?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Swimmer who has twice tested positive for banned substances. The fans thought that was two times too many to be allowed to participate at the Olympics.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 08, 2016 07:59 AM (tGUUu)

11
An Iranian nuke engineer spying for us was executed over the weekend.

I'm sure his name and other info is on a yoga/wedding e-mail.

Hillary is a murderer. And if that info comes out, she should swing for it. Among many other crimes she should swing for.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 08:01 AM (9P3OG)

12 Is anyone surprised old Hills picked #BLM over police?!?
So did Obama, de Blasio, and so many other prominent Democrats.
Hope police unions are happy with their choice in spending good money supporting these Commie jerks for years.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 08:01 AM (NOIQH)

13 The EU in more trouble

smart

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 08, 2016 08:01 AM (qCMvj)

14 Good morning everyone.

The feel good story is amazing.

Posted by: bluebell at August 08, 2016 08:01 AM (805dc)

15 7 Delta?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2016 07:58 AM (zp+j1)

Yup. An 8:00AM departure was scheduled.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 08:01 AM (9P3OG)

16 Why was really fun was reading the CNN article about how Phelps should have stepped aside and let the female Muslim be the flag bearer for the opening ceremony.

The comments at CNN itself were absolutely scathing.

http://tinyurl.com/jleh237

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 08, 2016 08:02 AM (ptqRm)

17 An Iranian nuke engineer spying for us was executed over the weekend.

I'm sure his name and other info is on a yoga/wedding e-mail.

Hillary is a murderer. And if that info comes out, she should swing for it. Among many other crimes she should swing for.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 08:01 AM (9P3OG)

Not his name directly, but it is clear from the info in the Email whom they were talking about and that did definitely out him. She should be charged.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2016 08:03 AM (zp+j1)

18 Yup. An 8:00AM departure was scheduled.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 08:01 AM (9P3OG)

Good luck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2016 08:04 AM (zp+j1)

19 12 Hope police unions are happy with their choice in spending good money supporting these Commie jerks for years.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 08:01 AM (NOIQH)


Like most unions, there are significant numbers of the rank and file who do not support the Democrats, even in heavily leftist towns.

I have family who were teachers in NYC and your ballot was NOT secret. Total shakedown.

When Scott Walker effectively busted them in Wisconsin by making dues voluntary, I believe they fell by like 60% almost overnight.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 08:04 AM (9P3OG)

20 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 08, 2016 08:04 AM (ZQfW9)

21 It sounds simple: If something has a big carbon footprint and you get
rid of it, you eliminate those carbon dioxide emissions. Right?


Um, no? Most people understand that whatever you've eliminated is replaced with something else.

But shhhhhh! She's a Kennedy, so she must have some insight for the rest of us.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 08:05 AM (NOIQH)

22 18 Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2016 08:04 AM (zp+j1)

Thanks. With all the hacking going on, you have to wonder about the cause.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 08:05 AM (9P3OG)

23 Ricci Martin, RIP

he was only 62...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 08, 2016 08:06 AM (qCMvj)

24 Stopping PC begins with getting rid of "offices" with horse shit titles like "Diversity Relations Team."

Posted by: Citation X Driver at August 08, 2016 08:06 AM (ABJy3)

25 19 When Scott Walker effectively busted them in
Wisconsin by making dues voluntary, I believe they fell by like 60%
almost overnight.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 08:04 AM (9P3OG)

Oh how those two retired union locusts from WI that I talked to down in Charleston hated him.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 08, 2016 08:06 AM (mpXpK)

26 8 Lizzy

That's a good narrative to throw in a Leftists' face. Make them own the hypocrisy..

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2016 08:07 AM (hyuyC)

27 An Iranian nuke engineer spying for us was executed over the weekend. I'm sure his name and other info is on a yoga/wedding e-mail. Hillary is a murderer. And if that info comes out, she should swing for it. Among many other crimes she should swing for. Posted by: J.J. Sefton


What's the latest excuse? Hillary Clinton was hacked because Donald Trump asked the Russians to do it?

I can't believe:
1. Anyone was stupid enough to come up with that idea
2. They believe that the American people are that stupid

Her criminal acts are endangering national security and our future ability to assure the safety of those who *should* be able to trust us.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 08, 2016 08:07 AM (ZnIt3)

28 "When Scott Walker effectively busted them in Wisconsin by making dues voluntary, I believe they fell by like 60% almost overnight."

58%.
So you were damn near dead spot on.

Would love see it be a 90% drop.

http://watchdog.org/?p=268675

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 08, 2016 08:08 AM (ptqRm)

29
Oh how those two retired union locusts from WI that I talked to down in Charleston hated him.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 08, 2016 08:06 AM (mpXpK)

JJ is right, the membership has gone done to under half of it was
LOL

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at August 08, 2016 08:08 AM (voOPb)

30 Apparently Pakistan is suffering a Mental Heath crisis.

http://tinyurl.com/jljupo9

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 08, 2016 08:12 AM (ptqRm)

31
I'll revise my comments about union rank and file, considering Vic's VIA's and MH's comments.

Union dues might have gone down, but if their leftists they still want all the benefits without paying into it.

Heh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 08:13 AM (9P3OG)

32
It's too bad about Walker's candidacy. He was among the 2 or 3 I supported in the early going.

Oh well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 08:14 AM (9P3OG)

33
they're not their. Damn it!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 08:15 AM (9P3OG)

34 "they're not their. Damn it!"

Well, where do you think they got to?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 08, 2016 08:16 AM (ptqRm)

35

*cough-cough-cough,, wobble-wobble,, fart-cough. cough....*

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 08, 2016 08:18 AM (HSmrB)

36 34 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 08, 2016 08:16 AM (ptqRm)


Beats the shit out of me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 08:18 AM (9P3OG)

37 Monr'n Rons. Black coffee. Trying to ease into Mon.

John Coultrane..
http://tinyurl.com/nc6uom7

Posted by: willy at August 08, 2016 08:19 AM (Ffw22)

38 Sometimes you just gotta go to the UK, to find out what our betters are doing here in New York.

Free kittens at Urban Outfitters.

What could go wrong?

http://tinyurl.com/oynpq59

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 08, 2016 08:19 AM (ptqRm)

39 JJ is homophonic.
NTTAWWT

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 08, 2016 08:19 AM (ZnIt3)

40
The photos of Frau Panzer Suit being helped up the stairs are political ad gold.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 08:19 AM (9P3OG)

41 People should keep in mind that medical "miracle" stories often have a dark side that can smolder in the lives of families and have debilitating psychological consequences. This one hits close to home for me.

Sad story out of Pennsylvania:

Toddler who received a heart transplant at six days of age now dead, along with her two older siblings and both parents in an apparent murder-suicide by one of the parents. The way the story is couched makes me wonder if it was the mother who snapped, although that has not been reported yet.

http://tinyurl.com/hkpjtar

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 08, 2016 08:20 AM (wPiJc)

42 >>It's too bad about Walker's candidacy. He was among the 2 or 3 I supported in the early going.


Same here.
But I remember an article about how he had to be pro-open border or his primary billionaire supporter would desert him. That's all kinds of wrong.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 08:20 AM (NOIQH)

43 Union dues might have gone down, but if their leftists they still want all the benefits without paying into it.

Heh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 08:13 AM (9P3OG)

No need to revise them J.J. Tthe other problem is liberal former teachers as administrators who feed at the public teat as well (see school referendum madness in WI)

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at August 08, 2016 08:20 AM (voOPb)

44 8 But then, the response from people like Will Wheaton is telling: he likened her to a school shooter.
-----------------------------------------------

Really? I have no idea who Will Wheaton is, but in a just world he would have to defend his insane comparison of an accomplished young person to a mass killer. Where is the press?

Oh, wait....They agree with him, don't they?

Posted by: MTF at August 08, 2016 08:20 AM (/m8T6)

45 38 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 08, 2016 08:19 AM (ptqRm)


Urban Outfitters are known leftists. Will not enter ever.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 08:20 AM (9P3OG)

46 The photos of Frau Panzer Suit being helped up the stairs are political ad gold


One bad picture shouldn't derail a candidate.
*sobs*

Posted by: Michael Dukakis at August 08, 2016 08:21 AM (ZnIt3)

47 Urban Outfitters are known leftists. Will not enter ever.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 08:20 AM (9P3OG)


Their the ones with the Pali Pattern right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2016 08:22 AM (zp+j1)

48 Willowed on the last thread. Reply to Lizzie:

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 07:49 AM (NOIQH)

That's not a secret service agent. He's her handler. He wears an ID badge around his neck. SS does not do that. He's private.

Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2016 08:22 AM (c0HoZ)

49 willowed on ONT


825
822 The diaries of Ivan A. Serov, who ran the former

Russian secret police and intelligence agency from 1954 to 1958, were

discovered inside the walls of his second home in northwestern Moscow,

which his granddaughter is now renovating. Discovered four years ago,

the diaries were published this summer, The New York Times reported

Sunday.



Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2016 07:54 AM (zp+j1)


That
had long been suspected but the Russians repeatedly denied killing him.
They have been evil toads since the communists took over. But what
kills me is the worship of US liberals for these criminals.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 08, 2016 08:23 AM (mpXpK)

50 42 >>It's too bad about Walker's candidacy. He was among the 2 or 3 I supported in the early going.


Same here.
But I remember an article about how he had to be pro-open border or his primary billionaire supporter would desert him. That's all kinds of wrong.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 08:20 AM (NOIQH)


Nail on head. Not so much Walker but that there is no way in hell the GOP is ever going to change. Someone was musing somewhere about how the GOP has gone the way of the Whigs and I strongly disagree.

Their(!) constituents have all but vanished, but since they consist of billionaires and the Chamber of Commerce, they're not going anywhere.

That's the problem.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 08:23 AM (9P3OG)

51 The photos of Frau Panzer Suit being helped up the stairs are political ad gold.


Please let there be video.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 08, 2016 08:23 AM (OkKDg)

52 #OneStepAtATime

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 08, 2016 08:24 AM (wPiJc)

53 Whoa, Muldoon! That is a terrible story.
I can't imagine killing your kid after working that hard to keep her alive. WTF?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 08:24 AM (NOIQH)

54 When Jerry Ford's knee would act up and he would stumble oh how the press would laugh and laugh at him. But let Hillary be helped up stairs and it's Hide that from the public! The snots.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at August 08, 2016 08:24 AM (SXa8W)

55 47 Their the ones with the Pali Pattern right?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2016 08:22 AM (zp+j1)

Not sure, but it sounds about right for them. I just know their(!) reputation from other crap as well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 08:24 AM (9P3OG)

56 When we said they would drag her carcass across the finish line I never took it literally.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 08, 2016 08:24 AM (wPiJc)

57 Bringing this over from the ONT:

Rag runs 'Trump Drops Out' article. Supposed editorial, no disclaimers. The Fourth Estate is a Fifth Column.

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/opinion/op-ed/article94019107.html

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 08, 2016 08:26 AM (OkKDg)

58 >>That's not a secret service agent. He's her handler. He wears an ID badge around his neck. SS does not do that. He's private.


Oh, interesting!
So she has this handler guy in addition to her "body woman" Huma?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 08:27 AM (NOIQH)

59 40
The photos of Frau Panzer Suit being helped up the stairs are political ad gold.
-----------
The MSM made a big stink about McLaim's health. hrc, not so much.

GP has a post about her handler holding a diazepam pen for people with seizures.
http://tinyurl.com/hxgovvs

I wonder if she'll drop out and they'll trot out joe screwball biden. Or they'll say Trump is a big 'ole meany for picking a poor old woman, etc.

Posted by: willy at August 08, 2016 08:27 AM (Ffw22)

60 we got caught up in the southwest airline system outage 2 weeks ago......we had to cancel 1/2 of our vacation....it was only a vacation for us.....so really nothing more than a disappointment.....it was sad thinking how people missed weddings, births, birthdays, deathbeds and funerals.....a body was lost and the funeral was held without the dead person being present....i'm sure they've recovered it by now but how stressful for the family......we got all of our money back.....except from a limo company in nyc......i'm thankful we didn't buy tickets in advance for the yankee, giants game....we would have lost quite a bit on that.....people were stuck in airports for days what a nightmare

Posted by: phoenixgirl you must fight for independence EVERYDAY at August 08, 2016 08:27 AM (0O7c5)

61 Hillary -- free advice -- more walker, less Johnny Walker.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 08, 2016 08:27 AM (ZnIt3)

62
Drudge is pretty funny today about-

Sir Edmund Hillary! conquering Mt. Front Porch.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 08, 2016 08:28 AM (HGtd0)

63 >>Rag runs 'Trump Drops Out' article. Supposed editorial, no disclaimers. The Fourth Estate is a Fifth Column.


Isn't that the same paper that had an editorial lecturing us that girls and women just have to get used to seeing male genitalia in bathrooms, locker room, and dressing rooms?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 08:28 AM (NOIQH)

64 Oh, interesting!
So she has this handler guy in addition to her "body woman" Huma?


Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 08:27 AM (NOIQH)
Yes. He wears the ID to show that he's been cleared by SS.

Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2016 08:29 AM (c0HoZ)

65
Only 63 dead in Pakistan after a suicide bomber blows himself up in a Hospital.

Please, by all means, let's import more of these delightful people-

it'll spur the economy with all those repairs and renovations of hospitals!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 08, 2016 08:31 AM (HGtd0)

66 Coming this fall, from Universal Pictures. Hillary Clinton co-stars with Harrison Ford in "Fork Lift One"


An American president must overcome gravity and terrorists (but mostly gravity) when the official government-approved loading equipment mysteriously fails on the tarmac of a large international airport...

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 08, 2016 08:31 AM (wPiJc)

67 Ricci Martin, RIP
-------------
No more Livin La Vida Loca.

Posted by: Mortimer at August 08, 2016 08:31 AM (vm7SG)

68 >>Yes. He wears the ID to show that he's been cleared by SS.

So...does he have a medical background, is the Dem candidate essentially shadowed by her home health aide?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 08:32 AM (NOIQH)

69 Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 08:32 AM (NOIQH)

No clue. I just know he is not SS, as they would like you to assume.

Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2016 08:34 AM (c0HoZ)

70 "Errrrll...can..."


"Errrrlll...can..."

Posted by: Hillary "Tin Man" Clinton going up the stairs at August 08, 2016 08:35 AM (wPiJc)

71 Yes. He wears the ID to show that he's been cleared by SS.

So...does he have a medical background, is the Dem candidate essentially shadowed by her home health aide?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 08:32 AM (NOIQH)



Chief Presidential Diaper Changer.

Another milestone passed in this election.

Unprecedented!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 08, 2016 08:35 AM (HGtd0)

72 Hadn't seen video of Granny Capone's vapor-lock at the podium. She's definitely having a spell there.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 08, 2016 08:36 AM (OkKDg)

73
If you look at the porch picture and the bill and hill picture at gateway it appears to be the same shaved head, overweight African-American in both pictures. He obviously has the pen ready in the bill and hill picture.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 08, 2016 08:37 AM (ZnIt3)

74 So we are not just getting Hillary, we are getting Bill, and Hillary's home health care guy.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at August 08, 2016 08:38 AM (SXa8W)

75 If The FAB was my Mother in Law, I'd move into a building with no elevator and make sure I was on the 5th floor

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2016 08:38 AM (zp+j1)

76 Heck, at the rate she's going Hillary is going to need a whole NASCAR pit crew.


(That would make an nice photoshop)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 08, 2016 08:40 AM (wPiJc)

77 75 If The FAB was my Mother in Law, I'd move into a building with no elevator and make sure I was on the 5th floor

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2016 08:38 AM (zp+j1)


You never sight your sights high enough. At least the 10th floor and have a baby to boot.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 08, 2016 08:41 AM (voOPb)

78 75 If The FAB was my Mother in Law, I'd move into a building with no elevator and make sure I was on the 5th floor
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2016 08:38 AM (zp+j1)


Stairway going up, trapdoor down. IYKWIM.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 08:41 AM (9P3OG)

79 75 If The FAB was my Mother in Law, I'd move into a building with no elevator and make sure I was on the 5th floor
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2016 08:38 AM (zp+j1) Now that's just mean. Funny as hell though.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at August 08, 2016 08:41 AM (22uju)

80 Regarding the Trump is a racist meme.

Dear MSM,

Islam is not a race. Muslims are not a racial group.

You stupid,sycophantic,brain-dead, illiterate,fact-challenged,self-absorbed, commie-worshipping, Clinton-licking fucktards.

Love ,
Mort

Posted by: Mortimer at August 08, 2016 08:42 AM (vm7SG)

81 So, was Amiri invited to Chelsea's wedding or did he just have a killer yoga routine?

Posted by: no good deed at August 08, 2016 08:43 AM (16I33)

82 16 Why was really fun was reading the CNN article about how Phelps should have stepped aside and let the female Muslim be the flag bearer for the opening ceremony.

The comments at CNN itself were absolutely scathing.

http://tinyurl.com/jleh237
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 08, 2016 08:02 AM (ptqRm)

The muslimia is actively campaigning against Trump, who has said nothing about her, but she's attempting to turn her identity into a political wedge issue. Is it wrong for me to hope Israel defeats her in fencing?

Posted by: josephistan at August 08, 2016 08:43 AM (7HtZB)

83 Yesterday, the White House engineering department began outfitting the White House with a chair lift.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 08, 2016 08:43 AM (2PHKP)

84 More at American Thinker on hrc's possible anti-seizure meds,

http://tinyurl.com/zn3eo7q

Posted by: willy at August 08, 2016 08:44 AM (Ffw22)

85 53 Whoa, Muldoon! That is a terrible story.
I can't imagine killing your kid after working that hard to keep her alive. WTF?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 08:24 AM (NOIQH)

It turns out that that guy is - or was - the mortgage broker for a friend of mine at work. He (my friend) is going through a divorce & had been working with him to get his mortgage worked on.

Posted by: josephistan at August 08, 2016 08:46 AM (7HtZB)

86 Michael Phelps, the holder of the most gold Olympic medals in the US, should step aside for a Muslim fencer...sure, okay. :/

Posted by: no good deed at August 08, 2016 08:46 AM (16I33)

87 83 Yesterday, the White House engineering department began outfitting the White House with a chair lift.



Secret Service: "Rascal 1 is on the move. Repeat. Rascal 1 is on the move!"

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 08, 2016 08:47 AM (kPMrr)

88 I don't always hurdy durr murrr flerpty flir

But when I do, I yer dur shmer door her derr fom

Posted by: Most Interesting Swedish Chef in the World at August 08, 2016 08:49 AM (0o/oP)

89
Secret Service: "Rascal 1 is on the move. Repeat. Rascal 1 is on the move!"


*****


"Flat tire! Swarm, swarm, swarm!"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 08, 2016 08:50 AM (wPiJc)

90 More at American Thinker on hrc's possible anti-seizure meds
http://tinyurl.com/zn3eo7q
Posted by: willy

Wow! She obviously goes blank in the video, and big bald AA dude rushes over.

This is damming evidence.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 08, 2016 08:51 AM (ZnIt3)

91 That Hillary picture was pretty bad. Like, when my grandmother was 80 bad.

Posted by: Lea at August 08, 2016 08:53 AM (lIU4e)

92 I wonder what the insurance claim read like

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/selection-du-weekend-204-47.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2016 08:56 AM (/zgGD)

93 Michael Phelps, the holder of the most gold Olympic medals in the US world, ever.

That's not who we are.

Posted by: ESPN's Barack Hussein Obama at August 08, 2016 08:57 AM (OLNwX)

94 So code Rascal Flat means Hillary has face planted?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2016 08:57 AM (/zgGD)

95 If she's that feeble now, imagine after the stress of four years of being President.

We'd have Bill running the country like Wilson's wife did.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 08, 2016 08:58 AM (OkKDg)

96 Is it wrong for me to hope Israel defeats her in fencing?

There's a gray area if you're hoping actual sword wounds occur.

Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2016 08:59 AM (OLNwX)

97 I am in favor of fencing for muslims.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 08, 2016 08:59 AM (wPiJc)

98 If the SS names Hillary Rascal, I would probably die from laughing. Bill should be Cigar Roller.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 08, 2016 08:59 AM (2PHKP)

99 So code Rascal Flat means Hillary has face planted?



Hover Round is down! Repeat. Hover Round is down!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 08, 2016 08:59 AM (kPMrr)

100 "Genius Award"

...Unprotected Las Vegas Exterminator stung by bees hundreds of times.

The "licensed" guy advises... "not spraying hives with water or throwing rocks at it."

Good thing he has a license because his State-Approved wisdom will now be passed down from generation to generation.

Regulated, Licensed Kool-Aid distributors will be able to pass down such wisdom as:

-Don't use bleach instead of water when mixing the packet with liquid.

-Always disclose when using urine as liquid in clearly marked labels.

-Never mix the Kool-Aid into the water with your dick.

-Never use Borax instead of State-Approved Drink Mixes.

-There is no swimming in a ten-ounce glass, unless a licensed lifeguard is on-duty.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 08, 2016 09:00 AM (6gk0M)

101 Is it wrong for me to hope Israel defeats her in fencing?

The UN will send in peacekeepers to prevent that.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 08, 2016 09:00 AM (OkKDg)

102 It's apparent Hillary Clinton could never go into a 12 step program, since she can't even navigate six steps without help.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 08, 2016 09:00 AM (ZnIt3)

103 Bill should be Cigar Roller.
-----

On the thighs of..er..virgins!

Posted by: willy at August 08, 2016 09:01 AM (Ffw22)

104 If she's that feeble now, imagine after the stress of four years of being President.

We'd have Bill running the country like Wilson's wife did.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles



Bill is in no shape to deal with even being a shadow potus.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 08, 2016 09:01 AM (kPMrr)

105 If she's that feeble now, imagine after the stress of four years of being President.

Just put a hat on her and prop her up when the parade goes by.

Posted by: Leonid Brezhnev at August 08, 2016 09:01 AM (w35Hj)

106 DefCon status has been revised from 'Vertical' to 'Recumbent'

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 08, 2016 09:02 AM (wPiJc)

107 Yuri, seriously... And drop off?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2016 09:02 AM (/zgGD)

108 Bill is in no shape to deal with even being a shadow potus.

Oy, that only leaves Chelsea.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 08, 2016 09:02 AM (OkKDg)

109 Hail Seizure!

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 08, 2016 09:03 AM (gyKtp)

110 CNN Host: Michael Phelps Shouldnt Have Carried US Flag At Olympics A Female African-American Muslim Should

============

I totally agree. I also think they every athlete who travels to Rio should get a gold medal.

Not silver. Not bronze. Golds for everybody.

For 'fairness'. And 'equality'.

That's the real Olympic spirit.

Posted by: Mortimer at August 08, 2016 09:03 AM (vm7SG)

111 I think all the years of killing people and white collar crime have taken there toll on the Clinton's health. Bill looks like a fucking zombie and the evil Beast looks like she's upright because of cocaine.

May they both rot.

President Kaine. Pretty biblical. Like someone is the beast foretold in Revelations.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 08, 2016 09:03 AM (2PHKP)

112 >>102
It's apparent Hillary Clinton could never go into a 12 step program, since she can't even navigate six steps without help. Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 08, 2016 09:00 AM (ZnIt3)

You're supposed to "work through" the 12 steps, not ascend them slowly via stair-lift.

She'd better hope that glass ceiling isn't tempered glass.

Posted by: General Zod at August 08, 2016 09:04 AM (Bdeb0)

113
[Insert Harry Reid joke here]

California would no longer prosecute minors for prostitution under a bill in the state Legislature, a move law enforcement agencies say would make it more difficult to prosecute pimps. The bill could come up for a vote this week in the Assembly after having already passed the state Senate 28-10 in June. Under the bill, misdemeanor laws involving solicitation of prostitution and loitering with the intent to commit prostitution would not apply to a those younger than 18.

Law enforcement groups such as the California District Attorneys Association say decriminalizing juvenile prostitution is in neither the publics nor victims interest and could make it more difficult to prosecute pimps because the minors would have no incentive to testify.

http://tinyurl.com/h2yf6wa

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 08, 2016 09:04 AM (kdS6q)

114 109
Hail Seizure!


Posted by: GnuBreed at August 08, 2016 09:03 AM (gyKtp)

::golf calp::

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 08, 2016 09:05 AM (2PHKP)

115 Joe Scarborough saying he has good sources telling him there will be an Independent entering the race?

Posted by: Citation X Driver at August 08, 2016 09:05 AM (ABJy3)

116 So California Democrats are totes okay with the human trafficking of children.

Scum.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2016 09:05 AM (/zgGD)

117 I'd admit making a mistake spelling clap, but like Hillary, I had no intent to do it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 08, 2016 09:05 AM (2PHKP)

118 NJ is trying to pass a Law that makes it illegal to drink coffee while your driving....LMAO

Let's see how Starbucks and DD likes that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2016 09:06 AM (zp+j1)

119 She's not too nimble
And not to quick
Buts she's got a handler
With an epi-stick

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 08, 2016 09:06 AM (ZnIt3)

120 decriminalizing juvenile prostitution

Sweet Jesus, yes! Pedo Island, driver,and step on it!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 08, 2016 09:06 AM (yddCj)

121 Under the bill, misdemeanor laws involving solicitation of prostitution and loitering with the intent to commit prostitution would not apply to a those younger than 18.

So, 'age of consent' is 18, unless its for profit.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 08, 2016 09:06 AM (OkKDg)

122 killing people and white collar crime have taken there toll on the Clinton's health.

I had the pleasure of seeing family members react to Googling "Clinton Body Count" for the first time this weekend.

Posted by: Mortimer at August 08, 2016 09:07 AM (vm7SG)

123 California would no longer prosecute minors for prostitution under a bill in the state Legislature, a move law enforcement agencies say would make it more difficult to prosecute pimps. The bill could come up for a vote this week in the Assembly after having already passed the state Senate 28-10 in June. Under the bill, misdemeanor laws involving solicitation of prostitution and loitering with the intent to commit prostitution would not apply to a those younger than 18.




All those prosecuted for kiddie porn cry out for relief!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 08, 2016 09:07 AM (kPMrr)

124 Last koolaid I drank was called 'bug juice'.

Posted by: Eromero at August 08, 2016 09:08 AM (zLDYs)

125 Well, you've got to give Hillary 'props'!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 08, 2016 09:08 AM (wPiJc)

126 No really. You've got to give her props.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 08, 2016 09:09 AM (wPiJc)

127 I had the pleasure of seeing family members react to Googling "Clinton Body Count" for the first time this weekend.

Posted by: Mortimer at August 08, 2016 09:07 AM (vm7SG)

Nothing to see here!

Posted by: FBI at August 08, 2016 09:09 AM (2PHKP)

128
Speaking of pimps:

VH1 has greenlit a new weekly reality series starring Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg for premiere this fall. In Martha AND Snoop's Dinner Party, Stewart and Snoop Dogg will invite celebrity friends over for a half-baked evening of cocktails, cooking, conversation, and fun.

Deadline.com

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 08, 2016 09:10 AM (kdS6q)

129 125 Well, you've got to give Hillary 'props'!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 08, 2016 09:08 AM (wPiJc)


That's what you call masonry walls these days? Who knew?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 08, 2016 09:10 AM (voOPb)

130 Props? Sapper!

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2016 09:11 AM (/zgGD)

131 130 Does anyone else think Jeff Flake is a very handsome man?
Posted by: PAUL RYAN at August 08, 2016 09:10 AM (XzRw1) Yes! Just wish he was a teen.

Posted by: Hairy Reid at August 08, 2016 09:12 AM (22uju)

132 Those videos of Madame Diazepam are wild. Can you imagine her accidentally launching the nuke missiles during a seizure?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 08, 2016 09:12 AM (7ZVPa)

133 Joe Scarborough saying he has good sources telling him there will be an Independent entering the race?

Posted by: Citation X Driver at August 08, 2016 09:05 AM (ABJy3)


Instapundit has it that it is Evan McMullen, Chief Policy Director for the House Republican Caucus.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Beach Blanket Statements and Other Vacation Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 08, 2016 09:12 AM (hLRSq)

134 Cornyn/Flake 2020!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 08, 2016 09:13 AM (wPiJc)

135 Stewart and Snoop Dogg will invite celebrity friends over for a half-baked evening of cocktails, cooking, conversation, and fun.




Host it in Vail and it could be a full baked evening.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 08, 2016 09:13 AM (kPMrr)

136

A seizure flowed across my head
My handler approached in total dread

/ hands ball to Seamus, and slinks from mound

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 08, 2016 09:13 AM (ZnIt3)

137 Throwing out the first pitch should be a blast for Hillary.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 08, 2016 09:14 AM (2PHKP)

138 Instapundit has it that it is Evan McMullen, Chief Policy Director for the House Republican Caucus.

David French is running scared now!

Posted by: blaster at August 08, 2016 09:15 AM (tewYv)

139 Just as ValJar is the shadow president under Obama - Huma would be shadow president under Clinton. Although in the latter case it might be "on top of" or "spooning with".

Posted by: An Observation at August 08, 2016 09:15 AM (7zXVZ)

140 Apropos of nothing - was searching on amazon for power strips, and one of the results was (seriously) a dog "costume" which is a dog t-shirt with this printed on it:

I'm not gay but $20 is $20.

Posted by: blaster at August 08, 2016 09:16 AM (tewYv)

141 I haven't had a solid poop in months and you people sit there criticizing my stability. Hell, I've got more problems than just balance.

Posted by: Hillary "Felon" Clinton at August 08, 2016 09:16 AM (22uju)

142 This remake video is actually more dumb than the original

https://youtu.be/YV4oYkIeGJc

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2016 09:17 AM (/zgGD)

143 >>Bill is in no shape to deal with even being a shadow potus.



>>Oy, that only leaves Chelsea.

*ahem*

You think I've been this broad's "body woman" for 20 years out of love?
I already run most of the show.

Posted by: Muslim Brotherhood-connected Huma Abedin at August 08, 2016 09:17 AM (NOIQH)

144 Just as ValJar is the shadow president under Obama - Huma would be shadow president under Clinton. Although in the latter case it might be "on top of" or "spooning with".




If Hillary is that far gone, I'm sure no one has had to touch her for a long time.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 08, 2016 09:17 AM (kPMrr)

145 [Just... disappear.]

Morning, all.

Here is Hillary on the steps at Getty Images: http://tinyurl.com/gm4lq3n

Caption:

>>Democratic Presidential candidate, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton slips as she walks up the stairs into the non-profit SC Strong, a 2 year residential facility that helps former felons, substance abusers, and homeless move into self-sufficiency February 24, 2016 in North Charleston. The South Carolina Democratic Presidential Primary is held on February 27.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Drooper at August 08, 2016 09:17 AM (pC96u)

146 All right folks, I'll give you a teaser:
I suspect Hillary's been having seizures
But never you fear!"
'Cause HandlerMan™ is here
So go ahead and vote for the geezer!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 08, 2016 09:18 AM (wPiJc)

147 Throwing out the first pitch should be a blast for Hillary. Posted by: AlaBAMA 

People might think she's shaking the catcher off to throw a different pitch. Nah, just another seizure.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 08, 2016 09:18 AM (ZnIt3)

148 My dear friend, Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: John McCain at August 08, 2016 09:18 AM (vm7SG)

149 >>Instapundit has it that it is Evan McMullen, Chief Policy Director for the House Republican Caucus.


Who?!?

Now there's a totally unknown person who will get people out to vote in November!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 09:19 AM (NOIQH)

150 "Apropos of nothing - was searching on amazon for power strips, and one of the results was (seriously) a dog "costume" which is a dog t-shirt with this printed on it:

I'm not gay but $20 is $20 Peanut butter is peanut butter.
"
-Posted by: blaster at August 08, 2016 09:16 AM (tewYv)

I fixed it for them.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 08, 2016 09:20 AM (6gk0M)

151 I meet two of the three criteria for moving into SC Strong.

Posted by: Hillary "Felon" Clinton at August 08, 2016 09:20 AM (22uju)

152 Democratic Presidential candidate, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton slips as she walks up the stairs into the non-profit SC Strong, a 2 year residential facility that helps former felons, substance abusers, and homeless move into self-sufficiency February 24, 2016 in North Charleston.


Reporting for court ordered......?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 08, 2016 09:20 AM (kPMrr)

153 "killing people and white collar crime have taken there toll on the Clinton's health."
----------
That and the stress of keeping it all coverd up/keeping track of all the lies.

Posted by: willy at August 08, 2016 09:21 AM (Ffw22)

154
Just as ValJar is the shadow president under Obama - Huma would be shadow president under Clinton. Although in the latter case it might be "on top of" or "spooning with".
----------------------

Theory: Huma is an enforcer, a money-collector, a handy "know-nothing" front who can administer the crimes and claim she was only following orders. She's going to be the Robert Duvall character in The Godmother. The Clintons are the true mafia and decision-makers.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Drooper at August 08, 2016 09:21 AM (pC96u)

155 Scott Adams asked a very good question: Shouldn't we be told what prescription drugs a candidate is on?

Yeah, that is a good one, and if Hillary is drinking as much as it seems, this could turn out to be extremely important, because a lot of meds do not play well with alcohol. More important, any way, than college transcripts.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Beach Blanket Statements and Other Vacation Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 08, 2016 09:22 AM (hLRSq)

156 I'm having flashbacks to Thomas Eagleton, vice presidential candidate for 18 days.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 08, 2016 09:22 AM (ZnIt3)

157 >>If Hillary is that far gone, I'm sure no one has had to touch her for a long time.


"No, Hill, dear, we *did* have a lovely time last night. You know how much I treasure our alone time! How could you forget that moment...?"

*rolls eyes, slips anther tranquilizer into her drink*

Posted by: Muslim Brotherhood-connected Huma Abedin at August 08, 2016 09:22 AM (NOIQH)

158 Secretariat of State- a limerick


A position that's know for uniqueness
But each Secy of State has a weakness
Hillary, they tell
Has been having spells
But Kerry took third in the Preakness!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 08, 2016 09:22 AM (wPiJc)

159
Instapundit has it that it is Evan McMullen, Chief Policy Director for the House Republican Caucus.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH


That's Evan McMullin.

But everybody gets those two mixed up, so it's ok.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 08, 2016 09:23 AM (kdS6q)

160 Admiral James Stockdale - US Navy Ret - "Why the Hell am I here?"

And on that note, should go back to writing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2016 09:23 AM (/zgGD)

161 148 My dear friend, Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: John McCain at August 08, 2016 09:18 AM (vm7SG)


You have nothing to fear with a drunken, Marxist, crooked pathological liar prone to seizures in the White House.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 09:23 AM (9P3OG)

162 #NeverMcMullen

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 08, 2016 09:23 AM (OkKDg)

163
Then again, FDR was crippled.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 09:24 AM (9P3OG)

164 Shoving cigars into interns is a form of feminism.

Posted by: Hillary "Whoopie Clinton at August 08, 2016 09:24 AM (vm7SG)

165 Better Ricci Martin than Ricky Morton

Posted by: the real ch3 at August 08, 2016 09:24 AM (IG5KL)

166 Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 09:19 AM (NOIQH)

Three months. The conventions are over, and now we suddenly get the independent Republican run. Seriously, who comes up with this stuff?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Beach Blanket Statements and Other Vacation Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 08, 2016 09:24 AM (hLRSq)

167 134 Cornyn/Flake 2020!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 08, 2016 09:13 AM (wPiJc)


They'll announce in Battle Creek, MI???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 09:25 AM (9P3OG)

168
Evan McMullin.

Investment Banking Associate Goldman Sachs
2010 2013 (3 years) San Francisco Bay Area

Central Intelligence Agency National Clandestine Service
1999 2010 (11 years)

United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees
Volunteer Refugee Resettlement Officer
2001 2001 (less than a year)



"That's our Hitler!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 08, 2016 09:25 AM (kdS6q)

169 The Delta Air Lines worldwide shutdown was apparently due to a power outage in their main Atlanta data center.

They used to have a backup data center in Eagan, MN (formerly Northwest) but it disappeared from DAL's Sec 10K filings after 2013.

If Delta is really are now running one data center without a backup site they were just asking for trouble.

Posted by: HuuskerDu at August 08, 2016 09:25 AM (gYAkw)

170 -Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 08, 2016 09:22 AM (wPiJc)

"Shoe-Horning" is not acceptable in our trade.

Posted by: Punny Bastards, Inc. at August 08, 2016 09:26 AM (6gk0M)

171 Let's see how Starbucks and DD likes that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2016 09:06 AM (zp+j1)

Our wonderful legislature has fixed everything else.

Well, except for the corruption, the government waste, the failing infrastructure, the exploding crime rate......

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 08, 2016 09:26 AM (Zu3d9)

172 Betcha Hilz is hoping that head transplant those crazy Rooskis are working on pans out. Of course then Huma finds out why she was really kept around, but hey, make an omelet, break a few eggs, amirite?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 08, 2016 09:27 AM (9krrF)

173 If Delta is really are now running one data center without a backup site they were just asking for trouble.

--

They had a backup in the executive bathroom. That is the new trend.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 08, 2016 09:27 AM (7ZVPa)

174 171 Let's see how Starbucks and DD likes that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2016 09:06 AM (zp+j1)

Our wonderful legislature has fixed everything else.

Well, except for the corruption, the government waste, the failing infrastructure, the exploding crime rate......
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 08, 2016 09:26 AM (Zu3d9)


Krispy Kreosote!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 09:27 AM (9P3OG)

175
Trump/Pence today:


- MONDAY, AUGUST 08, 2016 -
DETROIT, MI
Donald J. Trump
Cobo Center
11:30 AM

Mr. Trump will speak at the Detroit Economic Club at the Cobo Center
*Please note that this event is not open to the public.*


It's a major policy speech on the economy. I think that's good news.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Drooper at August 08, 2016 09:28 AM (pC96u)

176 Someone needs to get a meme for Clinton going on Twitchy.


Get it?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 08, 2016 09:28 AM (7ZVPa)

177 And yeah, neurology can make stairs hard. My dad avoids stairs now because of his various issues, balance is a little questionable nowadays. Amazing the checklist of things I recognize in HRC because of that--and I'd say he's in better condition!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 08, 2016 09:28 AM (9krrF)

178 "Shoe-Horning" is not acceptable in our trade.


Re-shoeing , however...

Posted by: American Farrier Society at August 08, 2016 09:29 AM (vm7SG)

179
Evan McMullin.

Education

Brigham Young University
BA, International Law Diplomacy
1997 2001



Romney Inc trying to turn Utah to the Dems.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 08, 2016 09:29 AM (kdS6q)

180 Someone needs to get a meme for Clinton going on Twitchy.

#FallingWithHillary

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 08, 2016 09:29 AM (OkKDg)

181 They had a backup in the executive bathroom. That is the new trend.

What, someone stole the plunger?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 08, 2016 09:29 AM (9krrF)

182 175
It's a major policy speech on the economy. I think that's good news.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Drooper at August 08, 2016 09:28 AM (pC96u)


When Trump gives a speech from a teleprompter, it's damned good. The one he gave at the Trump SoHo last month totally scorched Frau Panzersuit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 09:30 AM (9P3OG)

183 The HellBeast of Benghazi swing from a rope for her crimes? How about blindfold, final cigarette - some assembly required?

Posted by: Taqyia2Me at August 08, 2016 09:30 AM (sJuKe)

184 Veteran Republican strategist Rick Wilson, a Florida-based media
consultant and outspoken Trump critic, is expected to be involved in
McMullin's campaign.
======

Isn't this that piece of dog shit we're not supposed to talk bad about here?

Well, fuck him.

If he's such a great "strategist" why isn't Florida red?

Fuck him.

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 08, 2016 09:30 AM (77emZ)

185 176 Someone needs to get a meme for Clinton going on Twitchy.


Get it?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 08, 2016 09:28 AM (7ZVPa)


I get high with a little help from my fiends.

And she's buying a stairway to Evin (prison)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 09:31 AM (9P3OG)

186 Who's this guy the #NeverTrumptards are running?


Egg McMuffin?


Something like that.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 08, 2016 09:31 AM (HGtd0)

187 "Our wonderful legislature has fixed everything else.

Well, except for the corruption, the government waste, the failing infrastructure, the exploding crime rate...
"
-Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 08, 2016 09:26 AM (Zu3d9)

Maybe they'll be put on "paid administrative leave".

http://tinyurl.com/jfarupl

(Daniel J. Mitchell)

Posted by: Punny Bastards, Inc. at August 08, 2016 09:32 AM (6gk0M)

188 Romney Inc trying to turn Utah to the Dems.


Mitt Romney's scary level of obsession is proving him to be all the things that we were promised he was not.

Seriously, Mitt. Let it go.

Posted by: Mortimer at August 08, 2016 09:32 AM (vm7SG)

189 The HellBeast of Benghazi swing from a rope for her crimes? How about blindfold, final cigarette - some assembly required?

It's either impale on a pike or throw to hungry dogs. Otherwise you simply aren't serious.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 08, 2016 09:33 AM (9krrF)

190
*cough-cough-cough,, wobble-wobble,, fart-cough. cough....*

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 08, 2016 09:33 AM (HSmrB)

191
I think my niece's plane took off. Sent her a text and no response. Fingers crossed things are returning to normal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 09:33 AM (9P3OG)

192 Stupid Punsock.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 08, 2016 09:33 AM (6gk0M)

193
"In a year where Americans have lost faith in the candidates of both major parties, it's time for a generation of new leadership to step up," McMullin said in a statement to ABC News.

"It's never too late to do the right thing, and America deserves much better than either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton can offer us. I humbly offer myself as a leader who can give millions of disaffected Americans a conservative choice for President."



"Humbly" and Spoiler Whore don't seem a good fit.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 08, 2016 09:33 AM (kdS6q)

194 "... she can't even navigate six steps without help..."


****

Treadwinner!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 08, 2016 09:33 AM (wPiJc)

195
171 Let's see how Starbucks and DD likes that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2016 09:06 AM (zp+j1)
--------------------

Yeah, The People can't have a quick conversation about race first thing Monday morning with the barista at the drive-thru window as they're on their way to work, all PO'd that the weekend was too short and disgusted with themselves for paying $4.60 for a grande breve latte? This is not who we are.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Drooper at August 08, 2016 09:34 AM (pC96u)

196 >>Someone needs to get a meme for Clinton going on Twitchy.


#HillarySeizesThePresidency

#HillaryShakesItOff---Again


Posted by: Muslim Brotherhood-connected Huma Abedin at August 08, 2016 09:34 AM (NOIQH)

197 The Evan Mcmullen - Vermin Supreme debate shoul be a classic.

Posted by: Mortimer at August 08, 2016 09:35 AM (vm7SG)

198 >>The Evan Mcmullen - Vermin Supreme debate shoul be a classic.


Don;t forget to invite Deez Nuts!

Posted by: Muslim Brotherhood-connected Huma Abedin at August 08, 2016 09:36 AM (NOIQH)

199
Simon Maloy

states where, as of now, Evan McMullin won't be on the official ballot: TX, NC, IL, NM, IN, NV, GA, DE, SC, OK, FL, MI, WA, MO, NJ, AR...



Like I said, a Utah only spoiler.

Contemptible.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 08, 2016 09:36 AM (kdS6q)

200 The Delta Air Lines worldwide shutdown was apparently due to a power outage in their main Atlanta data center.

Guessing this is a resume generating event for some IT and facilities engineers.

Umm, dude, the whole point of the data center is that it doesn't have power outages!

Posted by: blaster at August 08, 2016 09:37 AM (tewYv)

201
When Trump gives a speech from a teleprompter, it's damned good. The one he gave at the Trump SoHo last month totally scorched Frau Panzersuit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 09:30 AM (9P3OG)
----------------------

Exackly what I'm towkin' about. I hope he scorches the Oconomist too in this one.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Drooper at August 08, 2016 09:37 AM (pC96u)

202 I got Hilary's theme song - "I'll Tumble 4 Ya" by Culture Club

Posted by: josephistan at August 08, 2016 09:37 AM (7HtZB)

203 >The Delta Air Lines worldwide shutdown was apparently due to a power outage in their main Atlanta data center.

Do they not at least have that stuff on a backup generator???

Posted by: Lea at August 08, 2016 09:37 AM (lIU4e)

204 >>>$4.60 for a grande breve latte


Holy crap I get my coffee refills at Kwik Trip while traveling for .93

I'll be damned if I paid that much for a cup of coffee.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 08, 2016 09:38 AM (voOPb)

205 Voodoo Chickens! Kill NAFTA!

Posted by: Zombie Ross Perot at August 08, 2016 09:38 AM (vm7SG)

206
McKay Coppins

McMullin is a BYU alum and sources close to his (likely) campaign plan to aggressively contest Utah.




You know, this sort of thing worked out great in 1860. Can't miss now!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 08, 2016 09:38 AM (kdS6q)

207 http://bit.ly/2aEZp1W

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at August 08, 2016 09:38 AM (wOKJp)

208 #FirstBrainInjuredPresident!!

#StrokedLivesMatter

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 09:39 AM (NOIQH)

209 >>Someone needs to get a meme for Clinton going on Twitchy.
#HillarySeizesThePresidency
#HillaryShakesItOff---Again
Posted by: Muslim Brotherhood-connected Huma Abedin at August 08, 2016 09:34 AM (NOIQH)


#Hillaryshealth was removed from the trending list by Twitter after getting 30k uses.

Open censorship across platforms.

They're afraid.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at August 08, 2016 09:40 AM (wOKJp)

210 Your cryptic headlines prevent me from clicking on the link

Posted by: ustuplay at August 08, 2016 09:41 AM (olvG6)

211 I heard The Strokes are going to play a concert for Hilary

Posted by: josephistan at August 08, 2016 09:41 AM (7HtZB)

212 McMullin is a BYU alum and sources close to his (likely) campaign plan to aggressively contest Utah.


Ah, it is a vanity/spoiler run. Victory is not in the plan, just to teach Trump and his supporters a lesson.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Beach Blanket Statements and Other Vacation Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 08, 2016 09:41 AM (hLRSq)

213 If I were the head of the IOC, the Lesbian delegation on that bus would have been kicked out of the Olympics immediately. Of course I still think I'm going to win the lottery someday also.

Posted by: Hillary at August 08, 2016 09:42 AM (sNESL)

214 So I'm watching the latest US Olympics commercial.

We have the cancer survivor
The Mom
and so on.

And then we get the fencer uncovering and saying "A Muslim"


Never did see one for the Baptist.
Or the Catholic
Or the Mennonite.
Or a Jew


Seems odd that we would focus on a single religion as being noteworthy

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 08, 2016 09:42 AM (ptqRm)

215 Crap. Stupid non stair climbing sock.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 08, 2016 09:43 AM (sNESL)

216 I alone can save us. I alone am qualified.
I must rule you.

Posted by: A completely humble, moral man at August 08, 2016 09:43 AM (vm7SG)

217 >>#Hillaryshealth was removed from the trending list by Twitter after getting 30k uses.


Geez.
Of course they did. They're all in it for her - Twitter, facebook, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 09:43 AM (NOIQH)

218 Posted by: ustuplay at August 08, 2016 09:41 AM (olvG6)

If you float your pointer over the link you should be able to see the URL.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 08, 2016 09:43 AM (Zu3d9)

219
http://bit.ly/2aEZp1W
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at August 08, 2016 09:38 AM (wOKJp)
------------------
Trump to announce fully tax-deductible childcare in economic speech

Oh goodie.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Drooper at August 08, 2016 09:44 AM (pC96u)

220 Seems odd that we would focus on a single religion as being noteworthy

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 08, 2016 09:42 AM (ptqRm)

Or that it is in any way an impediment to athletic success in America.

I saw that last night and I was furious. It was a Samsung commercial...I think.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 08, 2016 09:45 AM (Zu3d9)

221 "I heard The Strokes are going to play a concert for Hilary."
-Posted by: josephistan at August 08, 2016 09:41 AM (7HtZB)

I saw The Strokes open for Cognitive Impairment this year at the DNC Convention.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 08, 2016 09:45 AM (6gk0M)

222 "Friend of the Blog, Rick Wilson"

Posted by: AOSHQ Style Guide at August 08, 2016 09:45 AM (vm7SG)

223 Granny Clinton Fun Fact:

Hillary's cookie recipes are protected by more security encryption than the names of our covert friends and allies from around the world.

Posted by: Fritz at August 08, 2016 09:45 AM (2Mnv1)

224

#NoToWalker--YesToKaine

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2016 09:46 AM (ry34m)

225
I know I saw a post somewhere where someone was writing about the SMOD.

Now I KNOW that expression was created here.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 09:46 AM (9P3OG)

226 Evan McMullin, President of Utah!! His campaign slogan is; "I'll go down on Mitt for a dollar!"

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at August 08, 2016 09:46 AM (22uju)

227 Posted by: iforgot says God bless Drooper at August 08, 2016 09:44 AM (pC96u)

That won't be the last freebie offered or government can fix it proposal.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 08, 2016 09:46 AM (sNESL)

228 >>I heard The Strokes are going to play a concert for Hilary

And opening for them will be The President of The United States, playing "Lump":

Lump lingered last in line for brains,
And the ones she got were sort of rotten and insane
Small thing's so sad that birds could land
Is Lump fast asleep or rockin' out with the band?

She's Lump, she's Lump
She's in my head
She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump
She might be dead

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 09:46 AM (NOIQH)

229 Posted by: RoyalOil at August 08, 2016 09:30 AM (77emZ)

Who told you that commenters are not to speak ill of him?

That has never been the case.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 08, 2016 09:47 AM (Zu3d9)

230 STROKE 2016

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 08, 2016 09:47 AM (sNESL)

231

Johnny Walker Black . . . and Blue.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 09:47 AM (9P3OG)

232 OK, going to kvetch about something on another site, 'cause no comments there.

I've taken to browsing www.sunnyskyz.com for some uplifting stuff in mornings to keep my sanity. This morning I stumble upon this piece about traditional weddings...allegedly.

http://tinyurl.com/hxehs43

There's one I just have to call bullshit on. I want to see how many of the Horde can tell which one.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 08, 2016 09:47 AM (9krrF)

233 "I saw that last night and I was furious. It was a Samsung commercial...I think."

Yeh, last night was the first time that I saw it as well.

And it was after the CNN article came out, so it really resonated with me.

And then I saw it again this morning, and it just plucked a nerve again.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 08, 2016 09:47 AM (ptqRm)

234 #NoToWalker--YesToKaine


Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2016 09:46 AM (ry34m)


*golf clap*

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Beach Blanket Statements and Other Vacation Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 08, 2016 09:47 AM (hLRSq)

235 "In a year where Americans have lost faith in the candidates of both major parties, it's time for a generation of new leadership to step up," McMullin said in a statement to ABC News.

"It's never too late to do the right thing, and America deserves much better than either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton can offer us. I humbly offer myself as a leader who can give millions of disaffected Americans a conservative choice for President."



"Humbly" and Spoiler Whore don't seem a good fit.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 08, 2016 09:33 AM (kdS6q)



He might as well have added:

"I intend to deny millions of Republican voters their choice for President the White House and give the victory to Hillary!

Cuz I'm so-o-o-oo-o-o patriotic and honorable.

Really, seriously...I am.

And not some Republican lick-spittle.

Oh, by the way Romney's nuts are quite tasty like Salt and Vinegar Potato Chips.

God Bless America!

Vote Egg McMuffin!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 08, 2016 09:47 AM (HGtd0)

236
>>$4.60 for a grande breve latte


Holy crap I get my coffee refills at Kwik Trip while traveling for .93

I'll be damned if I paid that much for a cup of coffee.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 08, 2016 09:38 AM (voOPb)
--------------------

And the reason I did it this morning is beyond pathetic: I forgot (what else?) my little scrubber so I could wash out my coffee cup at work, so I figured screw it, I'll get coffee on the way in.

This is why Starbucks should be outlawed. It causes people to make bad decisions.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Drooper at August 08, 2016 09:49 AM (pC96u)

237 I've fallen in the polls and I can't get up!

Posted by: Hillary 2016! at August 08, 2016 09:49 AM (gwG9s)

238
"Friend of the Blog, Rick Wilson"
Posted by: AOSHQ Style Guide



"Candle Ja--"
Posted by: AOSHQ Snark Style Guide

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 08, 2016 09:49 AM (kdS6q)

239 Who told you that commenters are not to speak ill of him?

That has never been the case.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 08, 2016 09:47 AM (Zu3d9)

*****

An assumption made after WierdDave's post got TB3K'd, I guess

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 08, 2016 09:49 AM (Hm+N8)

240 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 08, 2016 09:04 AM (kdS6q)

The goal is to prevent minors from being classified as criminals in an act they rarely have much say in. By changing the law they ate automatically classified as victims of the crime and (so far in states that have already done this) it is *easier* to get cooperation from them because they now qualify for help instead of knowing they will be handed straight back to the pimp when released.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 08, 2016 09:50 AM (GDulk)

241 I'll be damned if I paid that much for a cup of coffee.


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 08, 2016 09:38 AM (voOPb)

I wouldn't mind paying Starbuck's exorbitant prices if the coffee were halfway decent. But it's pretty mediocre.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 08, 2016 09:51 AM (Zu3d9)

242
Pat Toomey/Notta Tooma !

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 09:51 AM (9P3OG)

243 >>There's one I just have to call bullshit on. I want to see how many of the Horde can tell which one. Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 08, 2016 09:47 AM (9krrF)

Romania? Because Mardi Gras isn't celebrated there?

Posted by: General Zod at August 08, 2016 09:51 AM (Bdeb0)

244
There's one I just have to call bullshit on. I want to see how many of the Horde can tell which one.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 08, 2016 09:47 AM (9krrF)
--------------------

In the Chinese one, the bride should be wearing black, but you've probably got something else in mind.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Drooper at August 08, 2016 09:52 AM (pC96u)

245 If you float your pointer over the link you should be able to see the URL.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 08, 2016 09:43 AM (Zu3d9)



Well, you are known for rickrolling us every day.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2016 09:52 AM (ry34m)

246 "An assumption made after WierdDave's post got TB3K'd, I guess."
-Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 08, 2016 09:49 AM (Hm+N

^This.^ It ain't a lost trail of bread-crumbs, amigo!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 08, 2016 09:52 AM (6gk0M)

247 darn, sarc tag closure failure.


Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2016 09:52 AM (ry34m)

248 Seems odd that we would focus on a single religion as being noteworthy

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 08, 2016 09:42 AM (ptqRm)



NBC's all in for the ROP.

Almost every static shot last night, esp. of Gymnastic included a muslim in muslim garb in the background.

They're being all subtle and subliminal and such.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 08, 2016 09:52 AM (HGtd0)

249 241 I'll be damned if I paid that much for a cup of coffee.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 08, 2016 09:38 AM (voOPb)

I wouldn't mind paying Starbuck's exorbitant prices if the coffee were halfway decent. But it's pretty mediocre.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 08, 2016 09:51 AM (Zu3d9)


I think the quality of your coffee at Starbucks or similar places is in direct proportion to the skill of the barista. Not only in how they brew the thing but in how clean they keep the Gaggia.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 09:53 AM (9P3OG)

250 Vote McLovin! He's Superbad!

Posted by: Pedro at August 08, 2016 09:53 AM (gwG9s)

251 An assumption made after WierdDave's post got TB3K'd, I guess

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 08, 2016 09:49 AM (Hm+N

An incorrect assumption.

Commenters are welcome to talk shit about Rick Wilson, that felching piece of shit who is trying mightily to throw the election to Hillary because his masturbatory fantasy of a Rubio presidency will never come to fruition.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 08, 2016 09:53 AM (Zu3d9)

252
it is *easier* to get cooperation from them because they now qualify for help instead of knowing they will be handed straight back to the pimp when released.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette



That's what the Liberal/Left are saying. Police and Prosecutors are saying different.

Gonna go with the not-Commies on this one, just to be on the safe side.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 08, 2016 09:54 AM (kdS6q)

253 I wouldn't mind paying Starbuck's exorbitant prices if the coffee were halfway decent. But it's pretty mediocre.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 08, 2016 09:51 AM (Zu3d9)

*****
If I wanted $3 worth of burnt coffee I would stay home and burn 6 pots of the stuff.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 08, 2016 09:54 AM (Hm+N8)

254 Or the Mennonite

----

Synchronized hay baling?

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at August 08, 2016 09:54 AM (0o/oP)

255 >>I wouldn't mind paying Starbuck's exorbitant prices if the coffee were halfway decent. But it's pretty mediocre.


If your Starbucks is mediocre, you did well.

Usually it's one sip and I toss it in the garbage.

Posted by: garrett at August 08, 2016 09:54 AM (c1srJ)

256 Hey CBD , Have you ever done a Food Thread about coffee?

That's would be interesting.

Posted by: Mortimer at August 08, 2016 09:54 AM (vm7SG)

257 how clean they keep the Gaggia.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 09:53 AM (9P3OG)

Do they steam it like Gwyneth?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 08, 2016 09:54 AM (Zu3d9)

258 188 Romney Inc trying to turn Utah to the Dems.


Mitt Romney's scary level of obsession is proving him to be all the things that we were promised he was not.

Seriously, Mitt. Let it go.

Posted by: Mortimer at August 08, 2016 09:32 AM (vm7SG)



You misspelled "fuck off".

Posted by: rickl at August 08, 2016 09:54 AM (zoehZ)

259 Our local newspaper was giddy in its reporting of the head of the American Nazi Party's endorsement of Trump. Sigh.

Posted by: Pyrocles at August 08, 2016 09:54 AM (pEXvD)

260 The goal is to prevent minors from being classified
as criminals in an act they rarely have much say in. By changing the law
they ate automatically classified as victims of the crime and (so far
in states that have already done this) it is *easier* to get cooperation
from them because they now qualify for help instead of knowing they
will be handed straight back to the pimp when released.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 08, 2016 09:50 AM (GDulk)
=====Of course drug runners like to use underage mules because they might lose one shipment, but it is easier and faster to indoctrinate stupid youths for criminal acts and they won't be really prosecuted -- leaving their cartels intact. The whole premise is nonsense.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 08, 2016 09:55 AM (MIKMs)

261 257 how clean they keep the Gaggia.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 09:53 AM (9P3OG)

Do they steam it like Gwyneth?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 08, 2016 09:54 AM (Zu3d9)


Ooh! A new wrinkle has been added. Or subtracted.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 09:55 AM (9P3OG)

262 A Transexual Black Muslim in a Wheelchair is at #PeakVictimStatus.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 08, 2016 09:55 AM (OkKDg)

263 I've been watching weightlifting from Rio. They should award overall medals where they take your total and divide it by your bodyweight. Highest multiple wins.

There were tiny little 56kg guys snatching 135kg and c&j 170kg. That is just batshit crazy

Posted by: the real ch3 at August 08, 2016 09:55 AM (IG5KL)

264 262 A Transexual Black Muslim in a Wheelchair is at #PeakVictimStatus.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 08, 2016 09:55 AM (OkKDg)

They would also need to be "undocumented"

Posted by: the real ch3 at August 08, 2016 09:55 AM (IG5KL)

265 259 Our local newspaper was giddy in its reporting of the head of the American Nazi Party's endorsement of Trump. Sigh.
Posted by: Pyrocles at August 08, 2016 09:54 AM (pEXvD)


Socialists for Trump!

The media are scum/traitors.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 09:55 AM (9P3OG)

266 Hillarys head on Huma's carcass, that won't cure the canckles.

Posted by: Killerdog at August 08, 2016 09:56 AM (TBmsQ)

267 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2016 09:05 AM (/zgGD)

Other way around, as long as *purchasing* is still illegal. This s driven by anti-trafficking efforts. The new wording (in most staye, haven't checked CA's) makes it so that paid sex with a minor is automatically human trafficking and removes the term "child prostitute" since that term implies a freedom of action that is usually absent.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 08, 2016 09:56 AM (GDulk)

268 >>There were tiny little 56kg guys snatching 135kg and c&j 170kg.


How far is that in Miles?

Posted by: garrett at August 08, 2016 09:56 AM (c1srJ)

269 253 If I wanted $3 worth of burnt coffee I would stay home and burn 6 pots of the stuff.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 08, 2016 09:54 AM (Hm+N


"Yeah. Really."

- - Sgt. Yemana

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 09:57 AM (9P3OG)

270 Usually it's one sip and I toss it in the garbage.

Posted by: garrett at August 08, 2016 09:54 AM (c1srJ)

Their medium-roast is drinkable. That doesn't mean "good." That means drinkable enough to ward off caffeine withdrawal headaches.

The regular stuff is complete shit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 08, 2016 09:57 AM (Zu3d9)

271 Our local newspaper was giddy in its reporting of the head of the American Nazi Party's endorsement of Trump.

Meanwhile, the CPUSA is part and parcel of the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 08, 2016 09:57 AM (OkKDg)

272
"I saw that last night and I was furious. It was a Samsung commercial...I think."

Yeh, last night was the first time that I saw it as well.

And it was after the CNN article came out, so it really resonated with me.

And then I saw it again this morning, and it just plucked a nerve again.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 08, 2016 09:47 AM (ptqRm)
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Oh hell, I was loving Samsung because of the Galaxy Note 7 commercial with Christopher Walz. I guess they had to balance out their pro-Americanism with some pro-slave-cult crap.

Posted by: Onstar Political Rescue at August 08, 2016 09:58 AM (pC96u)

273
Bruce Bartlett

As of last night, the conservatives' "great white hope," one Evan McMullin (who?), had 135 followers on Twitter.



Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 08, 2016 09:58 AM (kdS6q)

274 Old and busted: Tebow and others going on bended knee in the end zone to say a prayer is a gross display of religion that must be penalized!

New hotness: Muslim fencer insisting on wearing hijab is faithful observance at its best!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 09:58 AM (NOIQH)

275 I was going to appear in Branson with Ricci Martin. Sads.

Posted by: Lady Gaggia at August 08, 2016 09:58 AM (gwG9s)

276
Oh woops, that was a sock I changed my mind about.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Bingo at August 08, 2016 09:58 AM (pC96u)

277 It seems Rick Wilson is working with Kristol and Romney to put a candidate up to get the Utah votes. It's discussed in the comments at Conservative Treehouse. Link in. Nic.

Posted by: Chillin the most at August 08, 2016 09:59 AM (BI43k)

278 Hey CBD , Have you ever done a Food Thread about coffee?

That's would be interesting.




Cat shit coffee. Beau coup koo koo.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 08, 2016 09:59 AM (kPMrr)

279
A Transexual Black Muslim in a Wheelchair is at #PeakVictimStatus.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles




Woudn't Xer chador get wrapped up in the wheels?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 08, 2016 10:00 AM (kdS6q)

280 Wait, Hillary is having seizures now? Will nothing stop this evil woman?

Posted by: Fritz at August 08, 2016 10:00 AM (2Mnv1)

281 My Brother, who has performed his culinary artistry in a superior fashion to mine, loves Starbucks.

It must take a refined palette, (or a Virtue-Signalling indoctrinate), to enjoy their overpriced swill.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 08, 2016 10:01 AM (6gk0M)

282 Xer Chador - sounds like a Will Wheaton super hero name...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2016 10:01 AM (/zgGD)

283 Just an offhand observation:

Decades ago, we began accepting lying as something that just happens. People are gonna lie and there's really nothing we can do about it.

Instead of teaching honor and the importance of it, as was done practically since well, the bible had any significance in shaping our cultures, today, it isn't even taught and we are only just beginning, I think, to scratch the surface of reaping the benefits of living in a society without honor.

Look around. Where can the truth be found? (And I'm not talking about blowing the dust off or your holy book and seeing if you remember where it was vaguely mentioned... in passing).

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 08, 2016 10:01 AM (4ng05)

284 Or was that Xur and the Kodan Armada?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2016 10:01 AM (/zgGD)

285 There were tiny little 56kg guys snatching 135kg and c&j 170kg.


How far is that in Miles?
Posted by: garrett




86 degrees fahrenheit.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 08, 2016 10:02 AM (kPMrr)

286
Quartz Verified

@Evan_McMullin is the new anti-Trump presidential candidate but he missed the ballot deadline in 26 states




Not about making sure he wins. Is about making sure Hillary wins.

Thanks Mitt!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 08, 2016 10:02 AM (kdS6q)

287
Hey CBD , Have you ever done a Food Thread about coffee?

That's would be interesting.
Posted by: Mortimer at August 08, 2016 09:54 AM (vm7SG)
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I would love that.

I'm a slave to coffee, but to prove that I'm not a total slave to Starbucks, this weekend I had no half-and-half in the house so I made some butter coffee. I guess I didn't use enough, probably should have put in half a stick.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Bingo at August 08, 2016 10:02 AM (pC96u)

288 >>Wait, Hillary is having seizures now? Will nothing stop this evil woman?

Apparently Satan doesn't want her in Hell.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zxe7s4c

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 10:03 AM (NOIQH)

289 Paul Ryan is an asshole.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 08, 2016 10:03 AM (b99nb)

290 Decades ago, we began accepting lying as something that just happens.

People are gonna lie and there's really nothing we can do about it.




What ever happened to calling them on it as soon as it left their mouth?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 08, 2016 10:03 AM (kPMrr)

291
My Brother, who has performed his culinary artistry in a superior fashion to mine, loves Starbucks.

It must take a refined palette, (or a Virtue-Signalling indoctrinate), to enjoy their overpriced swill.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 08, 2016 10:01 AM (6gk0M)
-------------------

Their brews are different from their espresso drinks in my opinion. They make a good breve latte.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Bingo at August 08, 2016 10:04 AM (pC96u)

292
A Transexual Black Muslim in a Wheelchair is at #PeakVictimStatus.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles




Woudn't Xer chador get wrapped up in the wheels?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 08, 2016 10:00 AM (kdS6q)








Well if it did, I'd call that good quality entertainment for the whole family.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2016 10:04 AM (Xv6Y5)

293 A seizure flowed across my head 
My handler 'proached in total dread 

He rubbed my back, my arms, my shoulder
The room went black and so much colder

And so to him my last words said
The words from brain cells quickly fled

While Bill and I are somewhat wed
I wish to G-d that bastard dead

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 08, 2016 10:04 AM (ZnIt3)

294 Is it girls with clubs or field hockey? Discuss.

Posted by: dantesed at August 08, 2016 10:04 AM (88xKn)

295 "Meanwhile, the CPUSA is part and parcel of the Democrat Party."

And has been since sometime in the 60s, at least.

G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 08, 2016 10:05 AM (gUoN4)

296 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 08, 2016 09:54 AM (kdS6q)

If they are simply *entirely* decriminaluzing prostitution, that would be bad because there is never enough voluntary supply to meet demand and sex-slavery soars in countries that do so. Retaining significant penalties on purchasing sex while reducing/eliminating those on selling seems to be the only workable way to reduce trafficking (of ways tried so far) while not adding criminal penalties to those already victimized.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 08, 2016 10:05 AM (GDulk)

297 Look around. Where can the truth be found? (And
I'm not talking about blowing the dust off or your holy book and seeing
if you remember where it was vaguely mentioned... in passing).

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 08, 2016 10:01 AM


What is truth?

Posted by: Pilate at August 08, 2016 10:05 AM (bzd8I)

298 Rick Wilson is an asshole.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 08, 2016 10:06 AM (b99nb)

299 >I know I saw a post somewhere where someone was writing about the SMOD.
Now I KNOW that expression was created here.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2016 09:46 AM (9P3OG)

Walking in my neighborhood the other night and one of the cars has a 'giant meteor 2016' sticker...

Posted by: Lea at August 08, 2016 10:07 AM (lIU4e)

300 Coffee thread?

Hawaiian Maui vs Jamaican Blue Mountain.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 08, 2016 10:07 AM (ZnIt3)

301 Eric Ericson, Bill Kristol and Mitt Romney are assholes.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 08, 2016 10:07 AM (b99nb)

302 The GOPe are assholes.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 08, 2016 10:07 AM (b99nb)

303 Well this is one movie I'll pass on...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4477976/?ref_=rg_mv

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2016 10:07 AM (/zgGD)

304
Retaining significant penalties on purchasing sex while reducing/eliminating those on selling seems to be the only workable way to reduce trafficking....
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette



The police and prosecutors disagree with you. Going with them on this.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 08, 2016 10:08 AM (kdS6q)

305 Err, wait.. that dreck is a TV series? *thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2016 10:08 AM (/zgGD)

306 What ever happened to calling them on it as soon as it left their mouth?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 08, 2016 10:03 AM (kPMrr)

How would one know? Everybody lies now and it's no big deal. Politicians lie and then the media lies about the politicians lying. Go on the internet - seriously: does anyone trust the internet anymore to get truthful information on products or for truthful not forged reviews. Go back and watch Lynch's testimony before congress and then go watch Comey's.

That's all that really needs to be said.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 08, 2016 10:09 AM (4ng05)

307 Apparently I'm to blame for the NJ Transportation "Trust Fund" going broke.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 08, 2016 10:09 AM (b99nb)

308
"Meanwhile, the CPUSA is part and parcel of the Democrat Party."

And has been since sometime in the 60s, at least.

G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 08, 2016 10:05 AM (gUoN4)








I'm thinking more like the '30s.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2016 10:10 AM (Xv6Y5)

309 >>Retaining significant penalties on purchasing sex while reducing/eliminating those on selling seems to be the only workable way to reduce trafficking....
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

The police and prosecutors disagree with you. Going with them on this.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 08, 2016 10:08 AM (kdS6q)

I'm not sure what is best. It seems like being able to arrest prostitutes is one way to potentially get them away from a trafficking situation? It might be good to retain that as an option.

Posted by: Lea at August 08, 2016 10:11 AM (lIU4e)

310 NOOD.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 08, 2016 10:11 AM (6gk0M)

311 art thread is up

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 10:11 AM (NOIQH)

312 NOOD.

Well, it's half-nude, anyway.

Posted by: blaster at August 08, 2016 10:11 AM (tewYv)

313 What is truth?
Posted by: Pilate at August 08, 2016 10:05 AM (bzd8I)

That's a problem, right? When one can't recognize the truth. Being as old as I am, and I know that it is hard to believe, but there was a time when certain concepts were black and white. My dad (of blessed memory) was emphatic about that and making certain that it was the same for his children.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 08, 2016 10:12 AM (4ng05)

314 Hawaiian Maui vs Jamaican Blue Mountain.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 08, 2016 10:07 AM (ZnIt3)


Kona mild roast is far superior than blue mountain. It has chocolately overtones that go on and on.

I also have a taste for Sumatran and Guatemalan beans. And of course the quotidian brew is Colombian. I prefer that to the Brazilian beans.

I think growing the beans on old volcanic eruptions makes it taste better

Never much got into the African beans, so I can't say much.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2016 10:12 AM (ry34m)

315 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 08, 2016 10:08 AM (kdS6q)

Following the news on human trafficking is my job, but I have been on vacation for two weeks so today will be the first that I get back in touch with what the reaction to this is by anti-trafficking groups around the country.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 08, 2016 10:12 AM (GDulk)

316 "How far is that in Miles?"

13 Kilowatts.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 08, 2016 10:13 AM (ptqRm)

317 Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2016 10:12 AM (ry34m)

I'm drinking a Sumatra right now, and I have found that I use more sugar than my other coffees.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 08, 2016 10:14 AM (Zu3d9)

318 Never much got into the African beans, so I can't say much. Posted by: Kindltot 


Isn't that were these other coffees originated? 'Arabia'?

Had an African coffee once in an upscale four star restaurant. Really strong, high caffeine content.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 08, 2016 10:24 AM (ZnIt3)

319 >>>>#Hillaryshealth was removed from the trending list by Twitter after getting 30k uses.



Geez.
Of course they did. They're all in it for her - Twitter, facebook, etc.
.
.
.
.And Trump is still within striking distance of her in most polls, even after a 100% negative media blitz.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 08, 2016 10:24 AM (iONHu)

320 Ill Tempered Cur - I wouldn't disagree.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 08, 2016 10:38 AM (gUoN4)

321 hello bitchez !

Posted by: chango butt at August 08, 2016 11:17 AM (qQk+U)

322 Testing

Posted by: ibguy at August 08, 2016 02:42 PM (xfE5u)

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