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Monday Overnight Open Thread [Misanthropic Humanitarian]

Old Man River & Other Bodies of Water Edition


“Have you also learned that secret from the river; that there is no such thing as time?" That the river is everywhere at the same time, at the source and at the mouth, at the waterfall, at the ferry, at the current, in the ocean and in the mountains, everywhere and that the present only exists for it, not the shadow of the past nor the shadow of the future.”
Hermann Hesse, Siddhartha


No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man.
Heraclitus



To ancient Chinese fancy, the Milky Way was a luminous river, - the River of Heaven, - the Silver Stream.
Lafcadio Hearn



“Life is like the river, sometimes it sweeps you gently along and sometimes the rapids come out of nowhere.”
Emma Smith


“…how it would be nice if, for every sea waiting for us, there would be a river, for us.
And someone -a father, a lover, someone- able to take us by the hand and find that river -imagine it, invent it- and put us on its stream, with the lightness of one only word, goodbye. This, really, would be wonderful. It would be sweet, life, every life. And things wouldn’t hurt, but they would get near taken by stream, one could first shave and then touch them and only finally be touched. Be wounded, also. Die because of them. Doesn’t matter. But everything would be, finally, human. It would be enough someone’s fancy -a father, a lover, someone- could invent a way, here in the middle of the silence, in this land which don’t wanna talk. Clement way, and beautiful.
A way from here to the sea.”
Alessandro Baricco, Ocean Sea



“A river seems a magic thing. A magic, moving, living part of the very earth itself.”
Laura Gilpin



“A good river is nature's life work in song.”
Mark Helprin



Water slides are suppose to be cooling and fun. Child dies riding tallest water slide in the world.

Speaking of water. The ONT STRONGLY RECOMMENDS that you do not try this with your significant other.


Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by water and music. If you aren't mellow now, try this.



Posted by: Open Blogger at 10:31 PM




Comments

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1 Woohoo! ONT!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 08, 2016 10:32 PM (FYrz1)

2 Eddie Bricknell and the New Bohemians are confused, not a single box top to read.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2016 10:33 PM (/zgGD)

3 Bold.

Posted by: garrett at August 08, 2016 10:33 PM (c1srJ)

4 Great, now I have to pee.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at August 08, 2016 10:33 PM (UPYhp)

5 Got my student ID, insurance transferred, and an appointment for an eye exam. I'd consider it a productive day.

*stares at unpacked boxes*

Meh.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 08, 2016 10:33 PM (FYrz1)

6

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 08, 2016 10:34 PM (FYrz1)

7 And I feel emboldened...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2016 10:34 PM (/zgGD)

8 Did that work?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 08, 2016 10:34 PM (FYrz1)

9 Lafcadio Hearn

Wasn't that a lion?

Posted by: zombie Shel Silverstein at August 08, 2016 10:34 PM (I+MEW)

10 Bold talk for the first posters.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at August 08, 2016 10:34 PM (p0XHr)

11 This ONT?

A river runs through it.

Go fish.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at August 08, 2016 10:34 PM (S6Pax)

12
We bin sold down da river bold.

Posted by: @votermom at August 08, 2016 10:35 PM (7lVbc)

13 "Her clitus?"

Go on....

Posted by: Hilary Clinton at August 08, 2016 10:35 PM (7qAYi)

14 Teh barrel is that way.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 08, 2016 10:35 PM (xInes)

15 No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man.

Heraclitus


So ... if he's not even the same man what would anyone care if it's the same river?

This saying seems overly stupid. But, what would you expect from a guy named "hero-clitoris".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 08, 2016 10:35 PM (zc3Db)

16 "River" by Joni Mitchell is one of my favorite Christmas songs

Posted by: kbdabear at August 08, 2016 10:35 PM (GrXXa)

17 If Warners/DC really is serious about making good movies in the DC Extended Universe, there's one person they need to put in charge of their comic book movies.

Bruce Timm.

Seriously, the animated series he's been part of are all excellent, textbook examples of how to do super-heroes right.

They won't, though. "Batman: Mask of the Phantasm" which is the GREATEST BATMAN movie of ALL TIME, didn't make money.

So they will continue jerking off into the paper hats they made.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 08, 2016 10:35 PM (AroJD)

18 All those video links, I can hear the hamsters straining now.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2016 10:35 PM (/zgGD)

19 'A Good Idea'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dzOsM0gTw


River isn't in the title, but it's about a river...sorta.

Posted by: SUGAR at August 08, 2016 10:35 PM (c1srJ)

20 Wow. Here I thought it was me Co Alex

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at August 08, 2016 10:35 PM (voOPb)

21 Living the river life. Couple big Smallies and a few goggle-eyes in a cooler on the kitchen counter right now.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at August 08, 2016 10:36 PM (p0XHr)

22 looks like the river washes up in the Barrel

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 08, 2016 10:36 PM (6FqZa)

23 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ar2VHW1i2w

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 08, 2016 10:36 PM (q7T0y)

24 Now we know what happened to Andrea Tantaros. Randy Roger was hittin' on her, too. According to the Daily Mail, he wanted her to "do the twirl" for him, give him hugs and all that. She refused, then filed a complaint.

That's when she got taken off The Five and put on Outnumbered. It escalated further when she wouldn't back down and drop the complaints.

There's enough women telling these tales that I do indeed believe Roger is Randy Roger.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 08, 2016 10:36 PM (DW+jj)

25 I never met a clit I couldn't lick.

Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2016 10:36 PM (qUNWi)

26 Water dissolving
And water removing
Remove the water
Carry the water
Remove the water
From the bottom of the ocean.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 08, 2016 10:37 PM (Xkepc)

27 https://youtu.be/OsDnrFBpsBk

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 08, 2016 10:37 PM (FYrz1)

28 Order Of The Stick is gettin' philosophical this week

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 08, 2016 10:37 PM (6FqZa)

29 Anyone watch Salem?

Just finished it on Netflix. Gross and disturbing but I like how witches are evil and not goody Wiccans.

Posted by: @votermom at August 08, 2016 10:38 PM (7lVbc)

30
Talking Heads?
Really? the Talking Heads?

Posted by: Al Green at August 08, 2016 10:38 PM (RrDm2)

31 SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/762712649977036800

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/762712781053231104

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/762713012595666945

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/762713200211005442

Posted by: kbdabear at August 08, 2016 10:38 PM (GrXXa)

32 Bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 08, 2016 10:39 PM (IqV8l)

33 Then there is River Tam

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2016 10:39 PM (/zgGD)

34 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 08, 2016 10:39 PM (KCxzN)

35 Another river song: Crowded House "Hole in the River"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARMonNPhOFE

There's a hole in the river where my auntie lies
From the land of the living to the air and sky
Left her car by the river left her shoes beside
Through the thorns and the bushes I hope she was...Dreaming of glory
Miles above the mountains and plains
Free at last

Posted by: MSM Wishcasting at August 08, 2016 10:39 PM (NOIQH)

36
All those video links, I can hear the hamsters straining now.
Posted by: Anna Puma




Only the fearless or the foolish have not /embed/ blocked.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 08, 2016 10:39 PM (kdS6q)

37 More SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/762713352262922240

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/762713510765731844

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/762713703124901889

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/762713809685327872

Posted by: kbdabear at August 08, 2016 10:39 PM (GrXXa)

38 You forgot...

"Blue River' by Eric Andersen


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKVqORK2byo


If you need to mellow out, he's your boy.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 08, 2016 10:39 PM (HGtd0)

39 Sharkman, your friendly neighborhood actuarial here, having missed the George R. R. Martin thread by juuuuussssstttttt a hair, bring you what I like to call, The Math:

Song of Ice & Fire:

#1. A Game of Thrones, 1996;

#2. A Clash of Kings, 1998;

#3. A Storm of Swords, 2000;

#4 A Feast for Crows, 2005;

#5 A Dance with Dragons, 2011;

Intermezzo, wherein GRRM gets married (though, for the love of all that is Holy in this life and the next, who would marry GRRM???)

#6 The Winds of Winter, . . . Pending;

#7 A Dream of Spring, . . . Pending.

GRRM is 67 years old, fat and sweaty.

The Math tells me that the final two novels will not be written. At least not while GRRM is alive.

Carry on . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at August 08, 2016 10:39 PM (CS7jF)

40 Alberta has an actual Oldman River. There are ancient teepee rings on the banks of the Oldman near Carmangay, not far from 'Ette Gingy's stomping grounds.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2016 10:40 PM (f3Uae)

41 "Bridge on the River Kwai"



You didn't build that.

Posted by: TFG at August 08, 2016 10:40 PM (p0XHr)

42 There is water at the bottom of the ocean

Same as it ever was, same as it ever was...

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at August 08, 2016 10:41 PM (S6Pax)

43 I generally piss in the river

Posted by: Jake at August 08, 2016 10:41 PM (yxFV5)

44 Best. Meditation. Video. Ever.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 08, 2016 10:41 PM (0mRoj)

45
No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man.


It's definitely not the same, for I and I alone will decide when I choose to pee in it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2016 10:41 PM (BK3ZS)

46 Intermezzo, wherein GRRM gets married (though, for the love of all that is Holy in this life and the next, who would marry GRRM???)

Posted by: Sharkman at August 08, 2016 10:39 PM (CS7jF) fnord (CS7jF)


Forget love, wealth and fame indeed conquer all.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 08, 2016 10:42 PM (wB8Tg)

47 Let's not forget about the River of Dreams (Billy Joel).

http://tinyurl.com/cotvjqw

Posted by: Thrawn at August 08, 2016 10:42 PM (cC/ZB)

48 Al, I'm far more of a "Let's Stay Together" guy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 08, 2016 10:42 PM (q7T0y)

49
Posted by: Jake at August 08, 2016 10:41 PM (yxFV5)


Buddy!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2016 10:42 PM (BK3ZS)

50 "Bridge on the River Kwai"



You didn't build that.

Posted by: TFG


*****


Oh boo hoo! Kwai me a river!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 08, 2016 10:42 PM (wPiJc)

51
'Of Time and the River: A Legend of Man's Hunger in His Youth'

This preceded 'Rochelle, Rochelle'

Posted by: Thomas Wolfe, drunkenly at August 08, 2016 10:42 PM (RrDm2)

52 Black Muddy River - The Grateful Dead

Posted by: garrett at August 08, 2016 10:42 PM (c1srJ)

53 Great new (sort of) river song - a double river song, even:

Okkervil River - Down, Down the Deep River

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0iSoyw_btI

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 08, 2016 10:42 PM (zc3Db)

54 #BoldFaceMatters

Posted by: andycanuck at August 08, 2016 10:43 PM (LdMbv)

55 As kids we used to sing stupid lyrics to the River Kwai music .

Comet , it makes your teeth turn green

Comet , it smells like gasoline

Comet, it'll make you vomit

So get your Comet and vomit today!!

Posted by: Joe Hallebeck at August 08, 2016 10:43 PM (MNgU2)

56 Aloha!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at August 08, 2016 10:43 PM (EzgxV)

57

All this philosophical talk about rivers and not a word about how humans pollute those same rivers and fowl the drinking water and everyone downstream.

Posted by: H.J. Blessing at August 08, 2016 10:43 PM (gqF3q)

58 Andy Williams-Moon River is in my top Fifty.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 08, 2016 10:43 PM (Y/5qL)

59 >>Alberta has an actual Oldman River


Some big fish in the Old Man.

Posted by: garrett at August 08, 2016 10:43 PM (c1srJ)

60 Talking Heads - the funkiest white people on Earth.

Posted by: blaster at August 08, 2016 10:43 PM (ACqhm)

61 Aloha!!!


Posted by: cthulhu


Book 'em, Danno!


Wait, wut?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at August 08, 2016 10:44 PM (S6Pax)

62
"The River"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DcPegES7rI



Prog-style rivery frolic.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 08, 2016 10:44 PM (HGtd0)

63 I used to live by an ocean. It was cold in the Summer. It was colder in the Winter.

On the bright side, we never had to worry about barracuda.



Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 08, 2016 10:44 PM (4+VII)

64 My classic, The Yellow River, outshines them all.

Posted by: I. P. Freely at August 08, 2016 10:44 PM (DW+jj)

65 Well Sharkman, in Japan the creator of Ah! Megami-sama! proved the same thing. He's 51. And she's a cosplayer at the ripe old age of 20. They are now married and already have an otaku baking in her oven.

I would seriously be having 'bunny broiler' thoughts if a fan of my writings wanted to marry me.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2016 10:44 PM (/zgGD)

66 Ugh, I hated Siddartha. Why is Herman Hesse famous, again? Nothing I've read of his stood out as being remotely compelling.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 08, 2016 10:45 PM (kumBu)

67 I wrote a song about a river, once

please clap

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at August 08, 2016 10:45 PM (KCxzN)

68 Is this the book or NBA thread?

Posted by: Doc R.R. Rivers at August 08, 2016 10:45 PM (3b9U4)

69 Ths River Why is a good book about family and fly fishing and love and growing up.

Posted by: Beth M at August 08, 2016 10:45 PM (kiy9d)

70 59 Andy Williams-Moon River is in my top Fifty.

--

I like that one.

Posted by: @votermom at August 08, 2016 10:45 PM (7lVbc)

71 Comet , it makes your teeth turn green

Comet , it smells like gasoline

Comet, it'll make you vomit

So get your Comet and vomit today!!
Posted by: Joe Hallebeck at August 08, 2016 10:43 PM (MNgU2)

Dam you Joe. Now I've got a bad earworm.

Posted by: tbodie at August 08, 2016 10:45 PM (Oy2Ew)

72 "ONT strongly recommends" link isn't working for me.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 08, 2016 10:45 PM (EzgxV)

73 All this philosophical talk about rivers and not a word about how humans pollute those same rivers and fowl the drinking water and everyone downstream.

Posted by: H.J. Blessing at August 08, 2016 10:43 PM (gqF3q)

****

Also not a word about water filtration and treatment downstream. Funny, that.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 08, 2016 10:45 PM (MMBJm)

74 The Standells - "Dirty Water"

Yeah, down by the river
Down by the banks of the river Charles
...
Well I love that dirty water
Oh, Boston, you're my home

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 10:46 PM (NOIQH)

75 Speaking of Bridge Over the River Kwai, anybody know anyone involved in making manga/anime? I had an idea for a series that involved a groups of school girls holding another groups of school girls as prisoners of war, forcing them to model lingerie and engage in pillow fights. It's called "Bridge Over the River Kawaii."

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at August 08, 2016 10:46 PM (UPYhp)

76 I don't know nothin' about no river

Posted by: Johnny Tightlips Schmalippe at August 08, 2016 10:47 PM (GrXXa)

77 Andy Williams-Moon River is in my top Fifty.
Posted by: cm9000
---------------

Me too.

Posted by: Chevy Chase at August 08, 2016 10:47 PM (RrDm2)

78 good thread mis hum. thanks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 08, 2016 10:47 PM (KP5rU)

79 "Burn On" by Randy Newman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtW8RkI3-c4



About the polluted Cuyahoga River what caught on fire in Cleveland.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 08, 2016 10:47 PM (HGtd0)

80 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 08, 2016 10:47 PM (T/cxb)

81
That ain't no moon.

Posted by: H.J. Blessing at August 08, 2016 10:48 PM (gqF3q)

82 Ludwig, you will have to market that under the 'light BDSM' sub-sub-tsundare genre...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2016 10:48 PM (/zgGD)

83 A river-themed ONT without any mention of Mark Twain feels wrong. Aside from that, great post.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 08, 2016 10:48 PM (J+mig)

84 OK. I'll be "that guy". There are far better versions of Talking Heads doing 'Take Me To The River'. Try this one, from a few years earlier than the one above, with Adrian Belew on guitar and Bernie Worrell (Parliament/Funkadelic). Watch both and tell me this aint better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vW_-euNI5E

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 08, 2016 10:48 PM (oAY8z)

85
Detroit River, motha fcukas

Posted by: Flint, MI at August 08, 2016 10:48 PM (RrDm2)

86 So up on Cripple Crick is out eh?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2016 10:48 PM (0tfLf)

87 Neil Young early 70's solo acoustic sets live are where it's at.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at August 08, 2016 10:48 PM (Hpenq)

88 speaking of water thos California mofo's need to get used to the idea of desalinization

Posted by: Jake at August 08, 2016 10:49 PM (yxFV5)

89
"Proud Mary", Ike and Tina Turnet

* mike drop *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2016 10:49 PM (BK3ZS)

90 Have you also learned that secret from the river; that there is no such thing as time?" That the river is everywhere at the same time, at the source and at the mouth, at the waterfall, at the ferry, at the current, in the ocean and in the mountains, everywhere and that the present only exists for it, not the shadow of the past nor the shadow of the future.

****


That's deep!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 08, 2016 10:49 PM (wPiJc)

91 They that into a movie - "The River Why":

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1241329/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 10:49 PM (NOIQH)

92 Herman Hesse and "Sidharta" still showing on college campuses everywhere.

Fucking post WWII Nihilistic Germans.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 08, 2016 10:49 PM (4+VII)

93 The USA is up the river without a paddle.

Posted by: Joe Hallebeck at August 08, 2016 10:49 PM (MNgU2)

94 Turner, dammit

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2016 10:49 PM (BK3ZS)

95 It's "Her-a-clit-us", you walking cock-machines!!! Hate speech!!! HATE SPEECH!!!

Posted by: trigglypoof at August 08, 2016 10:49 PM (LdMbv)

96 Andy Williams-Moon River is in my top Fifty.
Posted by: cm9000
---------------

Me too.
Posted by: Chevy Chase at August 08, 2016 10:47 PM (RrDm2)

****

I actually caught him live at his theater in Branson along with Anne Margaret. Pretty damn good show.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 08, 2016 10:49 PM (MMBJm)

97 oops.

@63 song by Gentle Giant

Posted by: naturalfake at August 08, 2016 10:49 PM (HGtd0)

98 Wow. Barrel right out of the box.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 08, 2016 10:49 PM (iLoHX)

99 Ludwig, you will have to market that under the 'light BDSM' sub-sub-tsundare genre...
Posted by: Anna Puma

I'm open to the idea of adding tentacles, if that would help.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at August 08, 2016 10:50 PM (UPYhp)

100 There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 08, 2016 10:50 PM (IqV8l)

101 All rivers are best appreciated from high ground, and a distance.

But mostly high ground.


Cost of flood insurance and what not.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at August 08, 2016 10:50 PM (IgbJ1)

102 Nice job MH. I especially like the last one.

Posted by: Infidel at August 08, 2016 10:50 PM (ZkfyT)

103 That's deep!
And cold!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 08, 2016 10:50 PM (LdMbv)

104 Joni Mitchell's "River" covered by Robert Downey Jr.

Very well done too!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxjQfFsQKuw

Posted by: kbdabear at August 08, 2016 10:51 PM (GrXXa)

105
Way Down Upon the Suwannee River, though I confess that I never saw it. I actually wrote the song about the Pee Dee river.

Posted by: Stephen Foster at August 08, 2016 10:51 PM (RrDm2)

106 Lizzy. I couldn't get through the movie. I tried.

Posted by: Beth M at August 08, 2016 10:51 PM (kiy9d)

107 "He's 51. And she's a cosplayer at the ripe old age of 20. They are now married and already have an otaku baking in her oven.

I would seriously be having 'bunny broiler' thoughts if a fan of my writings wanted to marry me.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2016 10:44 PM (/zgGD) "

The perks of being a famous writer/manga-ka.

Oh! My Goddess was one of the first manga I ever read, so I'll always have a soft spot for it, but it wasn't great. His more recent slice-of-life manga Paradise Residence was much better IMO, but he decided to end that early to write a manga about auto racing, which is his passion. So I guess I can't blame him for writing about what he loves.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 08, 2016 10:51 PM (kumBu)

108 Springsteen is over-rated. His songs are better when done by others.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 08, 2016 10:51 PM (Y/5qL)

109 I was born a short, angry liberal.

Posted by: Bob R. R. R. Costass at August 08, 2016 10:51 PM (Tyii7)

110 "That's not a pillow!"

Posted by: Zombie John Candy in the role of Del Griffin at August 08, 2016 10:51 PM (4+VII)

111
99 Wow. Barrel right out of the box.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 08, 2016 10:49 PM (iLoHX)


Still cannot beat Che Guevera's "summary post" of this morning.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2016 10:52 PM (BK3ZS)

112 FYI: The latrine goes downstream of the camp.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at August 08, 2016 10:52 PM (p0XHr)

113 osted by: cthulhu at August 08, 2016 10:45 PM (EzgxV)

Give it a whirl now. Sorry about that

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at August 08, 2016 10:52 PM (voOPb)

114 Moon River
https://youtu.be/Mi0UUP7g-0M

Posted by: @votermom at August 08, 2016 10:52 PM (7lVbc)

115 Haley's comet you make me vomit!

Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2016 10:52 PM (qUNWi)

116 >>That's deep!

And cold!


Used to sing a song at camp: "Deep and wide, deep and wide, there's a river flowing deep and wide!"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 10:52 PM (NOIQH)

117 All I know is that if you sit by the river long enough, the bodies of all your enemies will come floating by.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 08, 2016 10:52 PM (rwI+c)

118
The USA is up the river without a paddle.
Posted by: Joe Hallebeck


War with China and Russia will create millions of jobs.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 08, 2016 10:52 PM (IqV8l)

119 All rivers are best appreciated from high ground, and a distance.

But mostly high ground.
-------------------

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Johnstown at August 08, 2016 10:52 PM (RrDm2)

120 25
Fuck me dead. What is this shit?



Bring back Maet's ONT.



This place is falling apart.

Posted by: Bring back Maet at August 08, 2016 10:36 PM (J+ajx)


"This shit" is peeps stepping forward to try to fill the shoes of a Giant. Perhaps they eventually will, perhaps they won't -- but they're stepping up and swinging for it...and, for that, they deserve respect. Maet has left the building, and whinging about it isn't helpful. Applauding when things are done well is appropriate; specific targeted guidance is appropriate; generalized bitching -- not so much.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 08, 2016 10:53 PM (EzgxV)

121 "Herman Hesse and "Sidharta" still showing on college campuses everywhere.

Fucking post WWII Nihilistic Germans.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 08, 2016 10:49 PM (4+VII) "

I had to read it in High School! It's garbage no matter what grade level you're at.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 08, 2016 10:53 PM (kumBu)

122 With the Golf channel you will be able to watch the entire Golf competition from start to finish without breaking away to other sporting events. Me likey.

Posted by: Joe Hallebeck at August 08, 2016 10:53 PM (MNgU2)

123 Hermann Hesse is all wet.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 08, 2016 10:53 PM (R+30W)

124 The Hot New Medical Advice: KILL YOURSELF

People seriously signing a fake petition to require mandatory euthanasia for the elderly was both sad and frightening. That doctors in "right to die" states are starting to push such ends is beyond terrifying.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12277

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 08, 2016 10:53 PM (vBeA5)

125
Here's an obscure river song:

Just about a hundred years or so ago
Ten men rode their way
Down the mighty Colorado

And as I read about their journey
I couldn't help but feel
A sentimental yearning...

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 08, 2016 10:53 PM (wPiJc)

126 I used to do a lot of night fishing, alone, on the Tennessee River.

Truth is, there often wasn't a whole lot of fishing involved. I'd just sit, 'way out in the middle, for hours at a time.

In my experience, nothing is more beautiful than that.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 08, 2016 10:54 PM (97XyN)

127 Who called my name?!?

Posted by: Zombie River Phoenix at August 08, 2016 10:54 PM (3b9U4)

128 Neil Young, while guilty of being a leftoid in the 1st degree, rocks out like nobody's business.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 08, 2016 10:54 PM (R+30W)

129 I grew up just outside Memphis, so there is only one true river song:


https://youtu.be/eh9WayN7R-s

Posted by: Country Singer at August 08, 2016 10:54 PM (GUBah)

130 Herman Hesse. I loved him as Dr. Johnny Fever.

Posted by: blaster at August 08, 2016 10:54 PM (ACqhm)

131 The Hot New Medical Advice: KILL YOURSELF

Posted by: The Political Hat

We approve this message.

Posted by: NHS at August 08, 2016 10:55 PM (UPYhp)

132 Southern man don't need no Neil Young.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 08, 2016 10:55 PM (xInes)

133 "Speaking of Bridge Over the River Kwai, anybody know anyone involved in making manga/anime? I had an idea for a series that involved a groups of school girls holding another groups of school girls as prisoners of war, forcing them to model lingerie and engage in pillow fights. It's called "Bridge Over the River Kawaii."

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at August 08, 2016 10:46 PM (UPYhp) "

This would absolutely make money in Japan with the right studio doing it. A moe-lover's paradise.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 08, 2016 10:55 PM (kumBu)

134
Posted by: Bring back Maet at August 08, 2016 10:36 PM (J+ajx)


"Turn those screens back on!"

Mort-Tay, is that you?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2016 10:55 PM (BK3ZS)

135 My contribution, the Doobie Brother's "Black Water":

https://youtu.be/km4-eKvv3EM

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 08, 2016 10:55 PM (T/cxb)

136 Herman Hesse is the worst thing Germany inflicted on us, after Hitler.
Notice both names start with H?

Posted by: @votermom at August 08, 2016 10:56 PM (7lVbc)

137 Let me warble a few social river justice songs for you, kids.

Posted by: Bruce Stringbean at August 08, 2016 10:56 PM (Tyii7)

138 Broseidon, he should co-write with Kia Asamiya then. Kia, of Studio Tron, has penned a whole manga series about a young woman who finds out after her father's death that he had bought her a special vehicle. But she had never bothered to return home so the surprise waited and waited and the father died. So now she owns a rare light-weight Porsche 911 and works with some serious auto gear heads.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2016 10:56 PM (/zgGD)

139 I can hardly wait to see Jesse Walters go out and get signatures on a petition to put old people into "nursing homes" against their will. The age of the "patients?"

As old as 50.



Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 08, 2016 10:56 PM (4+VII)

140 Way down upon the Swanee. Ribbit.

Posted by: Al Jolson with a frog in his throat at August 08, 2016 10:56 PM (wPiJc)

141 Neil Young, while guilty of being a leftoid in the 1st degree, rocks out like nobody's business.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 08, 2016 10:54 PM (R+30W)

****

Meh. To me it is nasal, whiny crap.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 08, 2016 10:57 PM (MMBJm)

142 if you sit by the river long enough, the bodies of all your enemies will come floating by

Or if you swim in the water at Rio for long enough. The trick is to stay alive long enough to see it, yourself

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 08, 2016 10:57 PM (6FqZa)

143 No Ike and Tina love?

Proud Mary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02QUmKVsyFY

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 08, 2016 10:57 PM (gyKtp)

144 Bruce Springstein can't sing.
He mostly talks while the band plays in the background. Some times he shouts.

Posted by: H.J. Blessing at August 08, 2016 10:57 PM (gqF3q)

145 Oh yes, I appreciate the ONT stepper-uppers. Loved Maet, but don't want to be an asshole and criticize others who step up to do the work whilst I sit here and drink beer and simply observe

(sips beer)

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 08, 2016 10:57 PM (oAY8z)

146 Does the "Waters of Babylon" count? (Don Maclean et alia.)

Posted by: andycanuck at August 08, 2016 10:57 PM (LdMbv)

147 100
Ludwig, you will have to market that under the 'light BDSM' sub-sub-tsundare genre...

Posted by: Anna Puma



I'm open to the idea of adding tentacles, if that would help.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at August 08, 2016 10:50 PM (UPYhp)


Sounds good by me!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at August 08, 2016 10:58 PM (EzgxV)

148 "The Nile Song" by Pink Floyd:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbi9lSf4BYE

Cover of "The Nile Song" by Voivod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6XiGcod5tI

Posted by: The Nile Hat at August 08, 2016 10:58 PM (vBeA5)

149 Here is a "river" question for the Horde. Back in the '60's or thereabouts, there was a country song which contained the lyric, "and before the night was over, they were floating down the river, belly buttons winking at the Moon".


Anybody here remember that? Lyric search engines cough up a big zero. Zombie probably knows it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2016 10:58 PM (f3Uae)

150 Please to forgive is this has been posted: Agnes Obel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjncyiuwwXQ

Posted by: LizLem at August 08, 2016 10:58 PM (hvf9s)

151 Make me a sammich. NOW.

Posted by: Zombie Ike Turner at August 08, 2016 10:58 PM (Tyii7)

152 No, Don Mcleans levy was dry.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 08, 2016 10:58 PM (xInes)

153 Remember Rosie the Riveter?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not quite clear on the meme. at August 08, 2016 10:58 PM (wPiJc)

154 141 Way down upon the Swanee. Ribbit.
Posted by: Al Jolson with a frog in his throat at August 08, 2016 10:56 PM (wPiJc)

Fur, fur, away.

Oh, I thought you said rabbit.

Posted by: @votermom at August 08, 2016 10:58 PM (7lVbc)

155 Man, does it piss off the bar when I sing "Moon River" on karaoke night. I love that song, but, holy shit, what a wet blanket.


I really am a jerk.

Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at August 08, 2016 10:58 PM (G2Sc9)

156 Cold Jordan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C7cD9KICu8

Posted by: NRPS w/ Jerry Garcia at August 08, 2016 10:58 PM (c1srJ)

157 I propose a pond/lake themed ont some time in the future

Posted by: Jake at August 08, 2016 10:59 PM (yxFV5)

158 Posted by: Bring back Maet at August 08, 2016 10:36 PM (J+ajx)

I think MIH and the other cobs are doing a fine job doing the ONT

There are other places and people on the internet to piss on you know..




Posted by: kbdabear at August 08, 2016 10:59 PM (GrXXa)

159 "Black Water" by the Doobie Bros.:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHjs6s6gbKc

Posted by: The Hat who's keepin' on turnin' at August 08, 2016 10:59 PM (vBeA5)

160
If you swim in Rio de Janerio Harbor ling enough, you will become one of the floating bodies

-- Brazilian proverb

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2016 10:59 PM (BK3ZS)

161

The best ONts are the ones that put me to sleep.

The bad ones keep me awake all night.

Posted by: H.J. Blessing at August 08, 2016 11:00 PM (gqF3q)

162 Notice both names start with H?
Ja. Very interestink.

Posted by: zombie heinrich himmler; home in hell at August 08, 2016 11:00 PM (LdMbv)

163 In 1814 took a little trip,

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 08, 2016 11:00 PM (xInes)

164 No body of water music thread would be complete without The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald


You can thank me tomorrow.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not quite clear on the meme. at August 08, 2016 11:00 PM (wPiJc)

165 Broseidon, you mean like Upotte!

https://youtu.be/qw4BU_Vt2AA

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2016 11:00 PM (/zgGD)

166 Her name is Rio, and she dances on the sand...

Posted by: blaster at August 08, 2016 11:00 PM (ACqhm)

167 Ole Ike is getting the barbed cock of Satan regularly about now.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 08, 2016 11:00 PM (4+VII)

168 114
osted by: cthulhu at August 08, 2016 10:45 PM (EzgxV)



Give it a whirl now. Sorry about that

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at August 08, 2016 10:52 PM (voOPb)


Not to worry; don't be sorry. Lots to play with. Enjoying the vibe.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 08, 2016 11:00 PM (EzgxV)

169 Still cannot beat Che Guevera's "summary post" of this morning.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
------------

Yeah, I've never seen the barrel overflow before. Epic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2016 11:00 PM (RrDm2)

170 156 Man, does it piss off the bar when I sing "Moon River" on karaoke night. I love that song, but, holy shit, what a wet blanket.


--

Be careful. I read about a guy getting killed because he sang My Way off key.

Posted by: @votermom at August 08, 2016 11:00 PM (7lVbc)

171 >>No Ike and Tina love?


Love Ike.

He was a motherfucker on everything from a guitar to toaster.

Posted by: garrett at August 08, 2016 11:00 PM (c1srJ)

172 I cannot believe no one has mentioned TLC's "Waterfalls"!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WEtxJ4-sh4

Don't go chasing waterfalls.
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
I know that you're gonna have it your way or nothing at all,
But I think you're moving too fast.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 11:01 PM (NOIQH)

173 "Old Elderly Man River"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLlTlYfqQV4

Posted by: The Not-so-elderly Hat at August 08, 2016 11:01 PM (vBeA5)

174 OK. I'll be "that guy". There are far better
versions of Talking Heads doing 'Take Me To The River'. Try this one,
from a few years earlier than the one above, with Adrian Belew on guitar
and Bernie Worrell (Parliament/Funkadelic). Watch both and tell me
this aint better




Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 08, 2016 10:48 PM


There is only one Talking Heads version of TMTTR. The original studio recording. It's perfect and all subsequent live versions seem to stray too far from what made the original so great, which was slow and simple.

Posted by: beavis at August 08, 2016 11:01 PM (EWg9n)

175 how far are you to the closest river?


I'm 300-400 yards

Posted by: Jake at August 08, 2016 11:01 PM (yxFV5)

176 Craig Morgan's Almost Home. One of my favorite Country songs. Calico creek.

Posted by: Joe Hallebeck at August 08, 2016 11:01 PM (MNgU2)

177
And now Billie Joe MacAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 08, 2016 11:02 PM (IqV8l)

178 off beavis sock

Posted by: beavis at August 08, 2016 11:02 PM (EWg9n)

179 Edmund Fitzgerald is a lake song

we're talking rivers damnit

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 08, 2016 11:02 PM (oAY8z)

180 91
Have you also learned that secret from the river; that there is no such
thing as time?" That the river is everywhere at the same time, at the
source and at the mouth, at the waterfall, at the ferry, at the current,
in the ocean and in the mountains, everywhere and that the present only
exists for it, not the shadow of the past nor the shadow of the future.



****





That's deep!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 08, 2016 10:49 PM (wPiJc)


And practically cribbed from Lao Tzu. Take the descriptions of how the greatest goodness is like water, and the description of the Tao itself being without beginning or end, and fuse them, and you have that.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 08, 2016 11:02 PM (J+mig)

181 Make me a sammich. NOW.


Posted by: Zombie Ike Turner at August 08, 2016 10:58 PM (Tyii7)


Love your advice segment on John Boy and Billy!
https://youtu.be/d3ecfuu_G9Q

Posted by: Country Singer at August 08, 2016 11:02 PM (GUBah)

182 How about some Styx?

Posted by: garrett at August 08, 2016 11:02 PM (c1srJ)

183 dammit

Posted by: otho at August 08, 2016 11:02 PM (EWg9n)

184
*snap*

Just remembered, picked up a Peach Hate Shake on the way home, stuck it in the fridge.

*scurries to the kitchen*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2016 11:02 PM (RrDm2)

185 Basia: Waters of March

http://tinyurl.com/zbo6dte

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 08, 2016 11:02 PM (97XyN)

186 Fur, fur, away.

****


Heh!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not quite clear on the meme. at August 08, 2016 11:02 PM (wPiJc)

187 Hi ya'll,
Just stumbled by amongst some chores, trying to get a few outside jobs done.
Is everyone fine as frog hair?

Posted by: Farmer at August 08, 2016 11:03 PM (o/90i)

188 Posted by: Jake at August 08, 2016 11:01 PM (yxFV5)

I'm about that far from a respectable Creek. Can that count?

Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at August 08, 2016 11:03 PM (G2Sc9)

189 btw, nobody goes swimming in San Diego harbor much lately either.

(hint, naval discharges)

Am I am not talking about the cream of some young guy.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 08, 2016 11:03 PM (4+VII)

190 >>> if you sit by the river long enough, the bodies of all your enemies will come floating by

Or you can swim by them and win a medal...

Olympics spoiler if anyone cares, and water themed...Lilly King beat the doped up Russian chick Efimova to get gold in breaststoke! Congrats Katie on continuing the US tradition of beating filthy cheating Russians.

Posted by: LizLem at August 08, 2016 11:03 PM (hvf9s)

191 Come on Baby Light my Fire!

Posted by: Cuyahoga River at August 08, 2016 11:03 PM (p0XHr)

192 Billy Joe was pushed. He was about to break a Clinton story wide open.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 08, 2016 11:03 PM (xInes)

193 >>how far are you to the closest river?


250 yards or so.

Used to be 1/4 mile, though.


Posted by: garrett at August 08, 2016 11:03 PM (c1srJ)

194 There is only one Talking Heads version of TMTTR. The original studio recording. It's perfect and all subsequent live versions seem to stray too far from what made the original so great, which was slow and simple.

Oh contraire mon fraire.

The version from Stop Making Sense is sui generis


Posted by: blaster at August 08, 2016 11:03 PM (ACqhm)

195 Ode To Billy Joe

Posted by: Joe Hallebeck at August 08, 2016 11:04 PM (MNgU2)

196 146
Oh yes, I appreciate the ONT stepper-uppers. Loved Maet, but don't want
to be an asshole and criticize others who step up to do the work whilst
I sit here and drink beer and simply observe



(sips beer)

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 08, 2016 10:57 PM (oAY8z)


^^^^^ Reasonable Moron.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 08, 2016 11:04 PM (EzgxV)

197
195 "I am poor because I am a river to my people!"


Great line; great actor (Anthony Quinn)!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2016 11:04 PM (BK3ZS)

198 No 'Old Man River'?

Posted by: Don Quixote at August 08, 2016 11:05 PM (qf6WZ)

199 we're talking rivers damnit

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah


*****


Ummm. Post title says "Old Man River and Other Bodies of Water"

...but I'll wait for a ruling from the referees.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not quite clear on the meme. at August 08, 2016 11:05 PM (wPiJc)

200
How about some Styx?
Posted by: garrett


Don't pay the fairy, man.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 08, 2016 11:05 PM (IqV8l)

201 In case you doubt me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puDTZAlCv4A

Posted by: blaster at August 08, 2016 11:05 PM (ACqhm)

202 165 No body of water music thread would be complete without The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald


You can thank me tomorrow.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not quite clear on the meme. at August 08, 2016 11:00 PM (wPiJc)



Which is about when that song will finally finish playing.

Posted by: buzzion at August 08, 2016 11:05 PM (z/Ubi)

203 No mention of Ike would be complete without:
https://youtu.be/jLyNkbwhbvc

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at August 08, 2016 11:05 PM (UPYhp)

204 No body of water music thread would be complete without The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald


You can thank me tomorrow.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not quite clear on the meme. at August 08, 2016 11:00 PM (wPiJc)


What about the wreck of the Ella Fitzgerald? Well, she didn't get wrecked, but she made a wreck of the song "Mack the Knife" at a live concert in Berlin. Forgot most of the verses, she did, but went ahead and made stuff up, and never lost the beat, or went off-key. The crowd ate it up:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vXAtVbZbkI

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2016 11:05 PM (f3Uae)

205 Broseidon, you mean like Upotte!

https://youtu.be/qw4BU_Vt2AA

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2016 11:00 PM (/zgGD)


"My hammer is gonna fire!" NSFW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OcGgvSIg6o

That's some quality gun lube... Very NSFW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmDF8FxZzOc

Posted by: Happiness is a warm gun... at August 08, 2016 11:05 PM (vBeA5)

206 I love living high up and 3 blocks from the Colorado River. Nice little hike and a place to swim just across the bridge.

Posted by: Infidel at August 08, 2016 11:05 PM (feN1I)

207 How about some Styx?
If you can afford the fare.

BTW, room for one more inside.

Posted by: Charon at August 08, 2016 11:06 PM (LdMbv)

208 One many of you may not have heard, but it's a great river song. A flooding' river, no less

Smoke Bend by the Gourds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlVANyckcyA

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 08, 2016 11:06 PM (oAY8z)

209 Does anyone know if Presdent Obama likes this song ???

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at August 08, 2016 11:06 PM (Fbj4h)

210 'Bout half a mile from the Colorado River.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, not quite clear on the meme. at August 08, 2016 11:06 PM (wPiJc)

211 Styx - Boat On The River - YouTube
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K9Qs8-BkiLw

Posted by: Mr. Roboto at August 08, 2016 11:06 PM (7aP1f)

212 121 Elder God

Seconded.

Enthusiastically.

Posted by: ibguy at August 08, 2016 11:07 PM (vUcdz)

213 Nitty Gritty Dirt Band

Fishin in the dark.

Sippin song.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at August 08, 2016 11:07 PM (a+Olp)

214 Elderly man river:

https://youtu.be/PLlTlYfqQV4

1957 poke at political correctness.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 08, 2016 11:07 PM (T/cxb)

215 Zero feet from the Tennessee.

Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2016 11:07 PM (qUNWi)

216 CRY ME A RIVER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAoABuJS1MA

Posted by: ELLA and JOE PASS at August 08, 2016 11:07 PM (c1srJ)

217 War with China and Russia will create millions of jobs.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 08, 2016 10:52 PM (IqV8l)

No, it will highlight the disastrous trade policies of the past 25 years.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 08, 2016 11:07 PM (Ee2nz)

218
Three miles from the De La Warr River

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2016 11:07 PM (BK3ZS)

219 my family cabin in BFI used to be almost riverfront.

Now its 500 yards from the water

rivers move dude,

Posted by: Jake at August 08, 2016 11:08 PM (yxFV5)

220 That's deep!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
-------------

In that vein, I have often pondered the fact that we are all physically connected by a man-made structure of asphalt/concrete/brick.

The floor that my feet are on is attached to the front walk, which is attached to the driveway, which is attached to the roadway, which ultimately is similarly attached to all of you, at least in most of N.A.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2016 11:08 PM (RrDm2)

221 Oh contraire mon fraire.



The version from Stop Making Sense is sui generis








Posted by: blaster at August 08, 2016 11:03 PM


Nah. Too uptempo and too gimmicky. It's the big disappointment in that concert. The version of Once In A Lifetime is awesome though, even with the change of tempo. It works for OIAL. TMTTR sounds best when done so slow it almost falls apart. The sloooowwww groove.

Posted by: otho at August 08, 2016 11:08 PM (EWg9n)

222 164 In 1814 took a little trip,


Posted by: CSMBigBird

I have the lyrics to that up on a tab right now. Heh.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 08, 2016 11:08 PM (gyKtp)

223 "Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2016 11:00 PM (/zgGD) "

Upotte is on another level of fanservice altogether.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 08, 2016 11:08 PM (kumBu)

224 Edmund Fitzgerald is a lake song

we're talking rivers damnit

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 08, 2016 11:02 PM (oAY8z)


What if it identifies as a river, you H8r!!1!

P.S. River's are just Gaia's menstrual flow...

Posted by: Critical Trans-River Studies Major (with a minor in twig worshiping) at August 08, 2016 11:08 PM (vBeA5)

225 Hello, Horde!

1) "Heart Of Gold" is the only Neil Young song I can stand...and even then only rarely. I'd rather listen to Dylan, who ain't no great shakes as a singer either.

b) Andrea Tantaros is gone from Fox...now Jedediah Bila and Joanne Nosuchinsky have left, too. There goes my last reasons to watch RedEye.

3.14) I've had to give up on any browsers based on Chrome. Something causes them to crash whenever I try to open the settings page. Leaves me with Pale Moon, I guess.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 08, 2016 11:08 PM (rJUlF)

226 No love for Al Jolson?

Posted by: Joe Hallebeck at August 08, 2016 11:09 PM (MNgU2)

227 Night all.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2016 11:09 PM (/zgGD)

228 >>Ummm. Post title says "Old Man River and Other Bodies of Water"

OK, then Toad the Wet Sprocket's "Walk on the Ocean"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12bM1CqHoBY

Crosby, Stills and Nash "Southern Cross"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 11:09 PM (NOIQH)

229 mandatory euthanasia for the elderly

Do you know what this would do to Washington, DC?

Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2016 11:10 PM (Z58Xa)

230 I'm revved up like a douche, another commie in the night.

Posted by: Bruce Stringbean at August 08, 2016 11:10 PM (Tyii7)

231 170
Still cannot beat Che Guevera's "summary post" of this morning.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

------------



Yeah, I've never seen the barrel overflow before. Epic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2016 11:00 PM (RrDm2)


Where is this?

Posted by: cthulhu at August 08, 2016 11:10 PM (EzgxV)

232 Strauss : Blue Danube Waltz

Posted by: garrett at August 08, 2016 11:10 PM (c1srJ)

233 I'm only about half a mile from the French Broad.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2016 11:10 PM (RrDm2)

234 How about some Styx?

Posted by: garrett

Don't pay the fairy, man.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 08, 2016 11:05 PM (IqV8l)


*puts away the methamphetamine*

Posted by: Fairfax City Mayor Scott Silverthorne at August 08, 2016 11:10 PM (vBeA5)

235
Right now Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper is locked inside a coffin in a New Orleans mausoleum...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2016 11:10 PM (BK3ZS)

236 didn't Alabama have a song about the Mississippi?

Posted by: Jake at August 08, 2016 11:11 PM (yxFV5)

237 Not sure, but I'd heard that "Potomac" is an old Indian word for "River of Graft, Avarice and Corruption".



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 08, 2016 11:11 PM (v5iqM)

238 Just a few of the rivers I know:

The Flambeau, northern Wisconsin
The Gawley River, West Virginia
The Chicago River, Chicago
The Monongahela River, Pittsburgh
The Allegheney, Pittsburgh
The Ohio, Pittsburgh
The Mississippi River, most states
The Chattahoochee River, Atlanta
The Severn River, Annapolis, Md

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at August 08, 2016 11:11 PM (IgbJ1)

239 Where is this?
Posted by: cthulhu
--------------

Earlier thread today. I don't recall which. Jay Guevera.

It was yuuuuge.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2016 11:11 PM (RrDm2)

240 Doc Watson: Little Omie Wise

http://tinyurl.com/l25gpmf

Not a happy river song.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 08, 2016 11:11 PM (97XyN)

241 mandatory euthanasia for the elderly

Do you know what this would do to Washington, DC?
Posted by: t-bird

Was that a pro or anti argument?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at August 08, 2016 11:12 PM (UPYhp)

242 >>Ummm. Post title says "Old Man River and Other Bodies of Water"

OK, then Toad the Wet Sprocket's "Walk on the Ocean"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12bM1CqHoBY

Crosby, Stills and Nash "Southern Cross"
Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 11:09 PM (NOIQH)


"Holy Diver" by Dio:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkysjcs5vFU

Posted by: \m/ *headbangs* \m/ at August 08, 2016 11:12 PM (vBeA5)

243 "Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2016 10:56 PM (/zgGD) "

The Nadesico guy, huh? Wouldn't have pegged him as a gearhead. I don't remember them getting too much into the specs/techno-babble on Nadesico.

Is he even still active? His list of works looks almost all 90's.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 08, 2016 11:12 PM (kumBu)

244 Yippee dee hoey! My AR and MP came in today! Details when I pick them up from my dealer. Also, the front sight on the Tok worked out OK. It went from way high to way low but if you hold a pyramid 3-dot pattern it's fine. The ramp job and polish worked too, so it feeds Pervy Partisan HP, haven't tried the Wolf yet,

Also, can anyone around here lend me a canoe? No reason.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at August 08, 2016 11:12 PM (Kucy5)

245 @otho no disputing taste and all that.

I just loved the whole of Stop Making Sense.

Posted by: blaster at August 08, 2016 11:13 PM (ACqhm)

246 Didn't David Allen Coe piss a river?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 08, 2016 11:13 PM (xInes)

247 Nashville represent!

Oak Ridge Boys - "Gonna Take A Lot Of River"

https://youtu.be/2Mo6UkNZcX0

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 08, 2016 11:13 PM (rJUlF)

248 All I know is don't go swimming in the rivers here in SC. There's a nasty amoeba here.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 08, 2016 11:13 PM (4+VII)

249 I'm only about half a mile from the French Broad.

Posted by: Mike Hammer


*****

Ooh la la!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 08, 2016 11:13 PM (wPiJc)

250 139 Broseidon, he should co-write with Kia Asamiya then. Kia, of Studio Tron, has penned a whole manga series about a young woman who finds out after her father's death that he had bought her a special vehicle. But she had never bothered to return home so the surprise waited and waited and the father died. So now she owns a rare light-weight Porsche 911 and works with some serious auto gear heads.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2016 10:56 PM (/zgGD)

What's the name of the series.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 08, 2016 11:14 PM (dKiJG)

251 @otho no disputing taste and all that.



I just loved the whole of Stop Making Sense.





Posted by: blaster at August 08, 2016 11:13 PM


LOL. Yeah, it's all subjective! I just love the original recording so much.

Posted by: otho at August 08, 2016 11:14 PM (EWg9n)

252 "Lochness" by Judas Priest:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ncnKjZzOPs

Posted by: \m/ *headbangs* \m/ at August 08, 2016 11:14 PM (vBeA5)

253
Far above Cayuga's waters
There's an awful smell...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2016 11:14 PM (RrDm2)

254 The Little River Band

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 08, 2016 11:14 PM (gyKtp)

255 All I know is don't go swimming in the rivers here in SC. There's a nasty amoeba here.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 08, 2016 11:13 PM (4+VII)


...and the black syphillis. They got that too.

.....

*looks around*

Hey, a friend told me.

Right before his dick fell off.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 08, 2016 11:15 PM (tDTB7)

256
cooth - the Hillary Stair-Gate post, comment #235

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=365176#c25638388

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2016 11:15 PM (BK3ZS)

257 Bob Seger - "Fire Lake"

https://youtu.be/Ld1l4Ud7jp8

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 08, 2016 11:15 PM (rJUlF)

258 All I know is don't go swimming in the rivers here in SC. There's a nasty amoeba here.

Throw politicians in the water, the amoeba will starve to death.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 08, 2016 11:15 PM (T/cxb)

259 "Rime of the Ancient Mariner" by Iron Maiden:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7zk4as9kzA

Posted by: \m/ *headbangs* \m/ at August 08, 2016 11:15 PM (vBeA5)

260 219
my family cabin in BFI used to be almost riverfront.



Now its 500 yards from the water



rivers move dude,

Posted by: Jake at August 08, 2016 11:08 PM (yxFV5)


Glo-bull warmening!!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at August 08, 2016 11:16 PM (EzgxV)

261 in the 1820's or so some trappers reported the Boise River flooded from the Boise Bench to the Boise Front one spring.

If you have ever been to Boise that is a fuckola lot of water 120,000+CFS they think.

Today 8,000cfs puts houses in the wet

Posted by: Jake at August 08, 2016 11:16 PM (yxFV5)

262 Blue Balls Danbeau

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 08, 2016 11:16 PM (xInes)

263 Billy Joe was pushed. He was about to break a Clinton story wide open.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 08, 2016 11:03 PM

LMFAO

Have you seen the video abut her being helped up the stairs or the one where she spazzes out?

Posted by: Farmer at August 08, 2016 11:16 PM (o/90i)

264 ...& Other Bodies of Water...

---

What? No "Tales From Topographic Oceans"?

Posted by: RKae at August 08, 2016 11:16 PM (6sd+i)

265
didn't Alabama have a song about the Mississippi?

Posted by: Jake at August 08, 2016 11:11 PM (yxFV5)


You're probably thinking of "Tennessee River":
https://youtu.be/8sbhgPfzbH8

Posted by: Country Singer at August 08, 2016 11:16 PM (GUBah)

266 Was that a pro or anti argument?

I'm just thinking our Politburo would carve out some great exemptions for themselves.

Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2016 11:17 PM (yddCj)

267 228
>>Ummm. Post title says "Old Man River and Other Bodies of Water"

Let's go generic:

"Perfect Water" by Blue Oyster Cult

Posted by: Ian R.R. Galt at August 08, 2016 11:17 PM (8iiMU)

268 The floor that my feet are on is attached to the front walk, which is attached to the driveway, which is attached to the roadway, which ultimately is similarly attached to all of you, at least in most of N.A.
Stay on your side of the room, Hammer. And stop touching my concrete.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 08, 2016 11:17 PM (LdMbv)

269 >>> b) Andrea Tantaros is gone from Fox...now Jedediah Bila and Joanne Nosuchinsky have left, too. There goes my last reasons to watch RedEye.

Where did they end up at? I liked them.

Posted by: LizLem at August 08, 2016 11:17 PM (hvf9s)

270 Surprised no one mentioned this yet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTrk4X9ACtw

Posted by: The Orinoco Hat at August 08, 2016 11:17 PM (vBeA5)

271 Posted by: LizLem at August 08, 2016 11:03 PM (hvf9s)

She swam a great race, and then didn't back down about the doping!

Awesome young woman.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Am Yisrael Hai at August 08, 2016 11:17 PM (Zu3d9)

272
cooth -- best rejoinder award and thread winner went to Cicero (@cicero)

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=365176#c25638388

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2016 11:17 PM (BK3ZS)

273 221
Oh contraire mon fraire.





The version from Stop Making Sense is sui generis













Posted by: blaster at August 08, 2016 11:03 PM


Nah. Too
uptempo and too gimmicky. It's the big disappointment in that concert.
The version of Once In A Lifetime is awesome though, even with the
change of tempo. It works for OIAL. TMTTR sounds best when done so slow
it almost falls apart. The sloooowwww groove.


Posted by: otho at August 08, 2016 11:08 PM (EWg9n)


I thought the biggest suckage on the DVD release was taking "I Zimbra" out of the main sequence.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 08, 2016 11:17 PM (EzgxV)

274 On the Banks of the Wabash, far away.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at August 08, 2016 11:18 PM (p0XHr)

275 Hola all.

Posted by: Country Boy at August 08, 2016 11:18 PM (heN73)

276 cooth - the Hillary Stair-Gate post, comment #235

Man, I'm glad I didn't do that.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 08, 2016 11:18 PM (97XyN)

277 What? No "Tales From Topographic Oceans"?

Posted by: RKae at August 08, 2016 11:16 PM (6sd+i)


Here ya go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rwNe2QXwrU

Posted by: The Prog. Rockin' Hat at August 08, 2016 11:18 PM (vBeA5)

278 Where did they end up at? I liked them.

Posted by: LizLem at August 08, 2016 11:17 PM (hvf9s)[\i]Jedediah is now or soon co-hosting The View, guaranteeing I won't see her on TV anymore, because I refuse to watch that.I don't know where Joanne is going.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 08, 2016 11:19 PM (rJUlF)

279 Whew.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 08, 2016 11:20 PM (rJUlF)

280 >>> Man, I'm glad I didn't do that.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 08, 2016 11:18 PM (97XyN)

Ask not for whom the barrel tolls, it tolls for thee..there but for the grace of god goes I.

Posted by: LizLem at August 08, 2016 11:20 PM (hvf9s)

281 Creature from the Black Leather Lagoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3TGkKVYL50

Posted by: THE CRAMPS at August 08, 2016 11:20 PM (c1srJ)

282 90's Boston band Tribe's "Sing to Neptune"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 11:20 PM (NOIQH)

283 Anybody believe the leaked Medical records of Hillary on Twitter, it's too good to be true.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 08, 2016 11:20 PM (dKiJG)

284 Ooh la la!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
------------

Yeah, but she can be a stone bitch sometimes.
1916 pic: http://preview.tinyurl.com/zlpryvo

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2016 11:20 PM (RrDm2)

285 I'm about 50 yards from the Willamette. My sub division flooded back in 1996. Good thing I didn't live here then.

Speaking about rivers and the Northwest there's the song Roll on Columbia by commie Woody Guthrie.

Posted by: Octiparan at August 08, 2016 11:21 PM (f1/cC)

286 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rwNe2QXwrU
Posted by: The Prog. Rockin' Hat

Don't go listening to too much of that. Don't want you turning into an evil super-scientist.

Posted by: Dr. Thaddeus S. Venture at August 08, 2016 11:21 PM (UPYhp)

287 "Into The Ocean" - Blue October

https://youtu.be/ZES3nJQYJok

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 08, 2016 11:21 PM (rJUlF)

288
239
Where is this?

Posted by: cthulhu

--------------



Earlier thread today. I don't recall which. Jay Guevera.



It was yuuuuge.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2016 11:11 PM (RrDm2)



Not helpful. Is it still on the main page at all?

Posted by: cthulhu at August 08, 2016 11:21 PM (EzgxV)

289
Sorry.

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=365176#c25638415

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2016 11:21 PM (BK3ZS)

290 >>She swam a great race, and then didn't back down about the doping!

Awesome young woman.


Yes, that was excellent!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 11:22 PM (NOIQH)

291 you folks are slipping a little.

no list of river songs is complete without
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW5UEW2kYvc

or for the little girls here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DE5a80I8EU

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 08, 2016 11:22 PM (kKHcp)

292 I thought the biggest suckage on the DVD release was taking "I Zimbra" out of the main sequence.




Posted by: cthulhu at August 08, 2016 11:17 PM


Never seen the DVD Got the LP and saw the flick, but I'm not sure what was left in or out. There was more in the movie than the single LP, obvs.

Posted by: otho at August 08, 2016 11:22 PM (EWg9n)

293 "Red Fraction" by Mell, from the opening song to "Black Lagoon":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC6REhy5L38

Posted by: The Two-Handed Hat at August 08, 2016 11:22 PM (vBeA5)

294 World party - Ship of Fools:

https://youtu.be/E_BoAXopS54

OK, so the "oceans of history" aren't real bodies of water.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 08, 2016 11:23 PM (T/cxb)

295 Later all!


Enriver to persevere!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 08, 2016 11:23 PM (wPiJc)

296 OCEAN SIZED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5CWCFIG7ZY

Posted by: Jane's Addiction at August 08, 2016 11:23 PM (c1srJ)

297 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rwNe2QXwrU
Posted by: The Prog. Rockin' Hat

Don't go listening to too much of that. Don't want you turning into an evil super-scientist.
Posted by: Dr. Thaddeus S. Venture at August 08, 2016 11:21 PM (UPYhp)


Too late.

Already listened to "In the Court of the Crimson King"...

Posted by: Dean Venture at August 08, 2016 11:23 PM (vBeA5)

298 256


cooth - the Hillary Stair-Gate post, comment #235



http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86post=365176#c25638388





Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2016 11:15 PM (BK3ZS)


^^^^^ Helpful.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 08, 2016 11:23 PM (EzgxV)

299 On the Banks of the Wabash, far away.
Posted by: cicero Kaboom!
------------

Ah! 'Moonlight on the Wabash'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2016 11:23 PM (RrDm2)

300 you folks are slipping a little.



no list of river songs is complete without

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW5UEW2kYvc


Some more fun on the water:

https://youtu.be/V0O0nzkESTI

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 08, 2016 11:24 PM (rJUlF)

301 Billy Fuckin' Ocean

Posted by: garrett at August 08, 2016 11:24 PM (c1srJ)

302 Awww, the hijab wearing fencer who "doesn't feel safe in America" got eliminated.

But she got the gold medal in grievance mongering so it's all good I guess

http://tinyurl.com/hgkc9gp

Posted by: kbdabear at August 08, 2016 11:24 PM (GrXXa)

303 3.14) I've had to give up on any browsers based on Chrome. Something causes them to crash whenever I try to open the settings page. Leaves me with Pale Moon, I guess.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 08, 2016 11:08 PM (rJUlF)

++++

Have you tried Slimjet? I have know idea if it will help with your problem, but it is an excellent Chrome variant.

http://www.slimjet.com/

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 08, 2016 11:24 PM (R+30W)

304 #237 Yeah, and twenty-four bucks' worth of wampum won't getcha near as far as it used to... unless you donate to Miles Standish's foundation, of course...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at August 08, 2016 11:24 PM (Kucy5)

305 Smoke on the Water

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUwEIt9ez7M

Posted by: Willy J. at August 08, 2016 11:25 PM (BZey7)

306
The article In Wake of StairGate, Anxious Nation Wonders: Is Hillary Clinton Literally Unstable?

The post was #235; the rejoinder was #261

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2016 11:25 PM (BK3ZS)

307 Smoke on the Water

Of course, Lake Geneva.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 08, 2016 11:26 PM (T/cxb)

308 A little more recent Tennessee River country song:


https://youtu.be/wyRb9qPvnRo

Posted by: Country Singer at August 08, 2016 11:26 PM (GUBah)

309 Early 80's Oak Ridge Boys is included in sippin soundtracks aroun here.

A faint echo of Y'all Come Back Saloon can be heard on the wind from time to time.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at August 08, 2016 11:26 PM (a+Olp)

310 Johnny Fucking Rivers

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 08, 2016 11:27 PM (oAY8z)

311 Dire Straits Ride Across the River.

Posted by: blaster at August 08, 2016 11:27 PM (ACqhm)

312 I am from the West. Most of our rivers are dry 8 months of the year:

Salt River,
San Diego River
Santa Margarita,
Los Angeles River,
San Dieguito River.

Cry me a river?

My eyes are dry this time of the year.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 08, 2016 11:27 PM (4+VII)

313
Gotta recover my laundry and then drive for two hours. Later.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2016 11:28 PM (BK3ZS)

314 303

I'll give it a try. I found a Mozilla-based browser from Comodo that's supposed to be pretty secure. It's running well so far. It also doesn't have the formatting issues I always deal with when posting here in Pale Moon.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 08, 2016 11:28 PM (rJUlF)

315 Jerry Rivers?

No thank you.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 08, 2016 11:28 PM (4+VII)

316 >>>Not helpful. Is it still on the main page at all?

------
Oh yeah and he pleads for deletion.

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at August 08, 2016 11:28 PM (voOPb)

317 I see your "Pontoon" and raise with "Redneck Yacht Club"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI7Ghu1FpnQ

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 11:29 PM (NOIQH)

318 308
A little more recent Tennessee River country song:


https://youtu.be/wyRb9qPvnRo


Posted by: Country Singer at August 08, 2016 11:26 PM (GUBah)

I hadn't thought about that song in a while. It should have been a bigger hit, even if does sound a lot like Chattahoochie.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 08, 2016 11:29 PM (rJUlF)

319 317
I see your "Pontoon" and raise with "Redneck Yacht Club"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI7Ghu1FpnQ


Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 11:29 PM (NOIQH)

Well played.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 08, 2016 11:30 PM (rJUlF)

320 (Sittin' on) the Dock of the Bay:

https://youtu.be/rTVjnBo96Ug

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 08, 2016 11:30 PM (T/cxb)

321
Oh yeah and he pleads for deletion.
Posted by: Mis. Hum. at August 08, 2016 11:28 PM (voOPb)


That was the bigger LOL

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2016 11:30 PM (BK3ZS)

322 Rio Grande Mud

Posted by: ZZ Top at August 08, 2016 11:30 PM (p0XHr)

323 apparently Charly Pride did a
Mississippi song

Posted by: Jake at August 08, 2016 11:31 PM (yxFV5)

324 Smoke on the Water

http://smokeonthewater.typepad.com


My olde, defuncte blog.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 08, 2016 11:31 PM (v5iqM)

325 The beginning of this version of Take Me to the River is the riff from the Peter Gunn theme.

/I am sooooo old.

Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at August 08, 2016 11:31 PM (tvyXw)

326 Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 08, 2016 11:29 PM (rJUlF)



Worley has sort of kept the song alive by turning it into a charity event:

http://tnriverrun.org/

Posted by: Country Singer at August 08, 2016 11:31 PM (GUBah)

327 Did we miss this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gApmzSpZd10

Posted by: richard mcenroe at August 08, 2016 11:32 PM (Kucy5)

328 Rio Grande Mud
Posted by: ZZ Top

Rio Grande Mal

Posted by: Hillary! (Pandering, Drunk or both?) at August 08, 2016 11:32 PM (UPYhp)

329 >>That was the bigger LOL



I shouldn't have laughed
Lord knows I've made enough errors

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at August 08, 2016 11:32 PM (voOPb)

330 (I Go) Swimming - Peter Gabriel.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 08, 2016 11:32 PM (EZebt)

331 zoinks they are broadcasting olympic weight lifting

who will get fired for that?

Posted by: Jake at August 08, 2016 11:32 PM (yxFV5)

332 267
228

>>Ummm. Post title says "Old Man River and Other Bodies of Water"

Let's go generic:

"Perfect Water" by Blue Oyster Cult


Posted by: Ian R.R. Galt at August 08, 2016 11:17 PM (8iiMU)


A song about a body of water -- how about Arizona Bay? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYRldZsVO9I

Posted by: cthulhu at August 08, 2016 11:33 PM (EzgxV)

333 "Submission" by the Sex Pistols:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UZ0bPaOdbQ

Posted by: The Fornicating Sidearms at August 08, 2016 11:33 PM (vBeA5)

334 Anon Y. Mous,

I downloaded, installed and launched SlimJet...and the same problem occurred. When opened the settings page, the browser crashed.

I used Revo Uninstaller to get rid of all traces of Google Chrome and the Chrome-based browsers I'd also tried. It seems if it's built on Chromium, it's not working on my PC.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 08, 2016 11:34 PM (rJUlF)

335 Commodo gave my desktop the unscrubbable software shits. Don't recommend.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at August 08, 2016 11:34 PM (Kucy5)

336 323
apparently Charly Pride did a

Mississippi song

Posted by: Jake at August 08, 2016 11:31 PM (yxFV5)
"Roll On Misssisippi".https://youtu.be/DdacMprd0ic

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 08, 2016 11:35 PM (rJUlF)

337 https://youtu.be/ajbAQ08eJY8

Posted by: blaster at August 08, 2016 11:35 PM (ACqhm)

338
River of No Return

Poster:
http://intrada.net/cv6/RiverNoReturn.jpg

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2016 11:36 PM (RrDm2)

339 Trying again with that Charlie Pride link...

https://youtu.be/DdacMprd0ic

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 08, 2016 11:36 PM (rJUlF)

340 Alice in Chains - Damn that River

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 08, 2016 11:36 PM (dULJN)

341 Did Rodger Williams die? He wrote some of the best do wack a do wack a do songs. Dang me, Dang me. Ought to take a rope and hang me, high in the highest tree. Can you skate in a buffalo herd? Are you the king of the road?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 08, 2016 11:36 PM (6Ll1u)

342 Mad Season, "River of Deceit":

https://youtu.be/Fm72DPJCX58

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 08, 2016 11:37 PM (T/cxb)

343 the hijab wearing fencer who "doesn't feel safe in America"

You mean the one seeking asylum in Syria? No such person, you say?

Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2016 11:37 PM (RrDm2)

344 Doc Watson

https://youtu.be/6VAbrnjdtYw

Posted by: Country Singer at August 08, 2016 11:37 PM (GUBah)

345 314 303

I'll give it a try. I found a Mozilla-based browser from Comodo that's supposed to be pretty secure. It's running well so far. It also doesn't have the formatting issues I always deal with when posting here in Pale Moon.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 08, 2016 11:28 PM (rJUlF)

++++

What kind of formatting problems? I use Pale Moon to comment here and have no problems beyond the normal Pixyware variety.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 08, 2016 11:37 PM (R+30W)

346 Otis Redding. One of my favs. Dock of the bay is in the top five favs. I even got in socal ocean between Christmas and NY this year cause it was the first time I had been there in 10 years. Same beach I learned to swim in.

Posted by: Infidel at August 08, 2016 11:38 PM (feN1I)

347 292
I thought the biggest suckage on the DVD release was taking "I Zimbra" out of the main sequence.






Posted by: cthulhu at August 08, 2016 11:17 PM


Never
seen the DVD Got the LP and saw the flick, but I'm not sure what was
left in or out. There was more in the movie than the single LP, obvs.


Posted by: otho at August 08, 2016 11:22 PM (EWg9n)


You know, then, that there is a gradual buildup of energy along with a gradual buildup of personnel. "I Zimbra" is when the entire vehicle is present, and is switched into overdrive -- but the DVD release relegates it into the Apocrypha.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 08, 2016 11:39 PM (EzgxV)

348 "Mercury Ocean" by The Bad Light:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVfHdaaOI3o

Posted by: The Hydragarium Hat at August 08, 2016 11:39 PM (vBeA5)

349 zoinks they are broadcasting olympic weight lifting

Somebody screwed up big-time because that stuff's the real deal!

Spent quite an enjoyable amount of time last year watching Dmitry Klokov and Ilya Ilyin videos.

Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2016 11:40 PM (RrDm2)

350 Down by the Old Mill Stream - a classic about Ohio's Blanchard River

Loved seeing the Talking Heads sing Take Me to the River - but my neck hurt for days after that concert - all the bobbing up and down - that was a great live band

Posted by: Grumpy old man at August 08, 2016 11:40 PM (NPLj5)

351 Posted by: Infidel at August 08, 2016 11:38 PM (feN1I)

Fucking Lake Mendota in Madison killed him

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at August 08, 2016 11:41 PM (voOPb)

352 River song: The Last Saskatchewan Pirate.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuGGNsE3_8Y

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2016 11:41 PM (f3Uae)

353 Nice ONT, Mis Hum. Some good music there.

Now I'm so mellowed out that I'm ready to go to bed!

Good night all!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (whitely waiting for the ballgame) at August 08, 2016 11:42 PM (P8951)

354 >>the hijab wearing fencer who "doesn't feel safe in America"

Aaaand poor bullied Leslie Jones is covering the Olympics from Rio via twitter because NBC invited her to.

Why is it these media darlings always manage to play up their victimhood while being treated like royalty in the media?

The fencer received kudos from Obama and Hillary, and all kinds of sportswriter and MSM love from ESPN, WSJ, CNN, Colbert, etc.. Loads more coverage than old medal winners.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 11:42 PM (NOIQH)

355 In the film clip, they whistle "Colonel Bogey" by Kenneth Alford (real name, Maj. F. J. Ricketts) but the music for the film, including a splendid March, was written by Malcolm Arnold.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at August 08, 2016 11:42 PM (J8/9G)

356 All those other songs are dildos. This is the only one that's metal enough.


Into the Water - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xam5fqFd5kw

Posted by: Dethklok at August 08, 2016 11:42 PM (H9MG5)

357 Led Zeppelin, "The Ocean":

https://youtu.be/GsKJlZi04I0

Can't believe nobody posted that yet.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 08, 2016 11:43 PM (T/cxb)

358 You know, then, that there is a gradual buildup of
energy along with a gradual buildup of personnel. "I Zimbra" is when the
entire vehicle is present, and is switched into overdrive -- but the
DVD release relegates it into the Apocrypha.




Posted by: cthulhu at August 08, 2016 11:39 PM



Well, that sucks. Yeah, I remember the way the show was presented. Been a long time since I saw it... 84? Seen bits and pieces on youtube. Can't remember the entire set list from the theatrical release.

Posted by: otho at August 08, 2016 11:43 PM (EWg9n)

359

River - Joni Mitchell

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2016 11:43 PM (RrDm2)

360 TY Mis Hum and others for continuing the ONT.

Job well done.

Posted by: Farmer at August 08, 2016 11:43 PM (o/90i)

361
Did Rodger Williams die? He wrote some of the best do wack a do wack a do songs. Dang me, Dang me. Ought to take a rope and hang me, high in the highest tree. Can you skate in a buffalo herd? Are you the king of the road?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


Roger Miller

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 08, 2016 11:43 PM (IqV8l)

362 Good nite Donna

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at August 08, 2016 11:44 PM (voOPb)

363 Willie And The Poor Boys by CCR. On a cheap turntable with Koss headset got me through some midwatches.

Posted by: Eromero at August 08, 2016 11:45 PM (zLDYs)

364 Why is it these media darlings always manage to play up their victimhood while being treated like royalty in the media?
---------------

It's like the Mooch whining about about the burden of waking up in the WH every morning.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2016 11:45 PM (RrDm2)

365 Mississippi Queen by The Band and Emmylou Harris.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 08, 2016 11:45 PM (s7hQ/)

366 Roger Miller died in 1992

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 08, 2016 11:45 PM (IqV8l)

367 >>It's like the Mooch whining about about the burden of waking up in the WH every morning.


And lack of opportunity despite attending Princeton.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 11:46 PM (NOIQH)

368 There is always the Grateful Dead's Wake of the Flood album...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-qZxV0dWsE

Posted by: The Ungrateful Hat at August 08, 2016 11:47 PM (vBeA5)

369 Powder Finger
Big Johns been drinking since the river took Emmy Lou

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at August 08, 2016 11:47 PM (voOPb)

370 341
Did Rodger Williams die? He wrote some of the best do wack a do wack a
do songs. Dang me, Dang me. Ought to take a rope and hang me, high in
the highest tree. Can you skate in a buffalo herd? Are you the king of
the road?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 08, 2016 11:36 PM (6Ll1u)


Roger Miller was the best -- ever see this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8T_IaDsHYI

Posted by: cthulhu at August 08, 2016 11:48 PM (EzgxV)

371 I'm going with the Erie Canal. We learned it w-a-a-a-y long ago in school and I still sing it in my head.

Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2016 11:48 PM (RrDm2)

372 Mississippi Queen by The Band and Emmylou Harris. Mountain

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 08, 2016 11:45 PM (s7hQ/)


FIFY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFhM1XZsh6o

Posted by: The Mountainous Hat at August 08, 2016 11:48 PM (vBeA5)

373 >>It's like the Mooch whining about about the burden of waking up in the WH every morning.


She should get up every morning and thank God for allowing her & her JEF to pull off one of the greatest scams of all times with someone else's money.

Ungrateful fat ass bitch

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at August 08, 2016 11:49 PM (voOPb)

374 Really? The "boyfriend" lets his hot ginger girlfriend in a tiny black bikini fall into the water?
Maybe he wanted his soul back? Or just nuts?

Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at August 08, 2016 11:49 PM (CL76w)

375 342
Mad Season, "River of Deceit":



https://youtu.be/Fm72DPJCX58

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 08, 2016 11:37 PM (T/cxb)



Great song.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 08, 2016 11:49 PM (J+mig)

376 Geraldo is a turd, fuuuuuuc

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 08, 2016 11:50 PM (dULJN)

377 One of my favorite river songs, as performed by Tennessee Ernie Ford, Shenandoah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khxx3sCVhtE

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 08, 2016 11:50 PM (eFRS+)

378 Mississippi Queen by The Band and Emmylou Harris.
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 08, 2016 11:45 PM (s7hQ/)


Evangeline

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 08, 2016 11:50 PM (oAY8z)

379 How do you think young Ginny Thrasher felt earning the 1st gold in the Rio Olympics/1st US gold suddenly being criticized by media people who likely didn't even know there was an airgun competition before she won, and knew absolutely nothing about her personally?

I'm sure it's sucked for the fencer to be suspected of terrorism by some, but Thrasher was immediately likened to crazy school shooters and referenced as the epitome of (bad) gun-loving 'Merica.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 11:51 PM (NOIQH)

380
Posted by: Infidel at August 08, 2016 11:38 PM (feN1I)



Fucking Lake Mendota in Madison killed him

I know. Dad stopped by while I was cleaning house Sat. with all the windows open and cranking Otis. He laughed. Said I forgot you liked Otis so much. I just got the Ella CD mentioned above for his Bday on Friday. Home made fried chicken and potato salad and creme puffs go with that.Oh, and a good bender.

Posted by: Infidel at August 08, 2016 11:53 PM (feN1I)

381 379 How do you think young Ginny Thrasher felt earning the 1st gold in the Rio Olympics/1st US gold suddenly being criticized by media people who likely didn't even know there was an airgun competition before she won, and knew absolutely nothing about her personally?

I'm sure it's sucked for the fencer to be suspected of terrorism by some, but Thrasher was immediately likened to crazy school shooters and referenced as the epitome of (bad) gun-loving 'Merica.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 11:51 PM (NOIQH)

Look, I have a small dick and I can't stand that people only know who I am because I was one of the worst characters in Star Trek: TNG.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 08, 2016 11:53 PM (cC/ZB)

382 ...and You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead, "Inland Sea":

https://youtu.be/gQ34T53PBDQ

Actually, the song sucks but I like the band's name.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 08, 2016 11:53 PM (T/cxb)

383 Green River divorce = Mudhoney & Pearl Jam.

Posted by: Mark's Other Arm at August 08, 2016 11:53 PM (MWUxi)

384 I'm sure it's sucked for the fencer to be suspected of terrorism by some, but Thrasher was immediately likened to crazy school shooters and referenced as the epitome of (bad) gun-loving 'Merica.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 11:51 PM (NOIQH)


If the fencer wears hijab, then she supports sharia law, which puts her about one skinny blonde xxxx-hair away from being a terrorist herself.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2016 11:54 PM (f3Uae)

385 Yeah, here comes the water,
It comes to wash away the sins of you and I...

Slither - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QADTXU5OARc

Posted by: Velvet Revolver at August 08, 2016 11:54 PM (H9MG5)

386 I'm surprised that fateful day on the Cahulawassee River hasn't come up...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 08, 2016 11:54 PM (kP16F)

387 "Red Sea" by War Horse:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAo8e-rjJR0

Posted by: The Seagoing Hat at August 08, 2016 11:55 PM (vBeA5)

388 378 Mississippi Queen by The Band and Emmylou Harris.
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 08, 2016 11:45 PM (s7hQ/)

Evangeline
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 08, 2016 11:50 PM (oAY8z)

My bad. You are absolutely correct. I was thinking about a line in the song

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 08, 2016 11:55 PM (s7hQ/)

389 Ginny Thrasher is as American as they come. The media may kindly fuck off.

Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2016 11:55 PM (ZxmMG)

390 My bad. You are absolutely correct. I was thinking about a line in the song

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 08, 2016 11:55 PM (s7hQ/)


And a fine song it is, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2016 11:56 PM (f3Uae)

391 What kind of formatting problems? I use Pale Moon to comment here and have no problems beyond the normal Pixyware variety.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 08, 2016 11:37 PM (R+30W)

Nothing major. I just have to remember to hit Enter twice to leave a blank line.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 08, 2016 11:56 PM (rJUlF)

392 "What's the name of the series.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 08, 2016 11:14 PM (dKiJG) "

From Asamiya's wiki, looks like it is probably "My Favorite Carrera." And it looks like he's still writing it.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 08, 2016 11:57 PM (kumBu)

393 Merle had a sad song about a river too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OGKVfHUwW4

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 08, 2016 11:57 PM (kKHcp)

394 Something crawls from the slime of dark Scottish lake:

https://youtu.be/dLmjjyxhoMY

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 08, 2016 11:57 PM (T/cxb)

395 Well fuck me, I just realized that was cultural appropriation. Fuck it. We like it.

Posted by: Infidel at August 08, 2016 11:58 PM (feN1I)

396 379
How do you think young Ginny Thrasher felt earning the 1st gold in the
Rio Olympics/1st US gold suddenly being criticized by media people who
likely didn't even know there was an airgun competition before she won,
and knew absolutely nothing about her personally?

I'm sure it's
sucked for the fencer to be suspected of terrorism by some, but Thrasher
was immediately likened to crazy school shooters and referenced as the
epitome of (bad) gun-loving 'Merica.


Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 11:51 PM (NOIQH)


Somebody's going to be in a similar situation and say, "I'm pretty happy to be an American......and people like me face a lot of criticism from people who aren't happy that people like me are happily American. But we're generous people -- we'd like to sponsor a fundraiser where they can raise dollars for charity by permanently relocating away from the United States -- the farther away, the more money raised...."

Posted by: cthulhu at August 08, 2016 11:58 PM (EzgxV)

397 Learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim...

Aenima - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neGdoqsuiN8

Posted by: Tool at August 08, 2016 11:58 PM (H9MG5)

398 What kind of formatting problems? I use Pale Moon to comment here and have no problems beyond the normal Pixyware variety.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 08, 2016 11:37 PM (R+30W)

Nothing major. I just have to remember to hit Enter twice to leave a blank line.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 08, 2016 11:56 PM (rJUlF)


I'm using the Brave browser right now for the ONT, and it seems to be working fine.

Posted by: The Brave Hat at August 09, 2016 12:00 AM (vBeA5)

399 394
Something crawls from the slime of dark Scottish lake:



https://youtu.be/dLmjjyxhoMY

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 08, 2016 11:57 PM (T/cxb)


I'm not looking it up or following the link, but I suspect it's Police, "Synchronicity".

Posted by: cthulhu at August 09, 2016 12:01 AM (EzgxV)

400 Here's what I'm talking about.

https://youtu.be/c-rTkqn-4qg

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 09, 2016 12:02 AM (s7hQ/)

401 Yeah, fencer I. Mohammed is a real bundle of laughs. (See the sock link.)

Posted by: andycanuck at August 09, 2016 12:02 AM (LdMbv)

402 "Knowing that I had the first gold medal in the entire Rio Olympics that was the moment when I thought I am so proud, I am so proud of being
American, I am so proud to stand on that podium, to listen to my
nation's anthem and to just be able to represent, and start off this Rio
2016 games on such a positive note."


Lovely young lady.
Not a whiner.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2016 12:02 AM (NOIQH)

403 Seven Mary Three, "Water's Edge":

https://youtu.be/an0VNmQrO0k

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 09, 2016 12:03 AM (T/cxb)

404 Roger Miller, Tony Winner in 1985 for Big River:

https://youtu.be/tTTG8beemxQ

Posted by: rgallegos at August 09, 2016 12:04 AM (59GQk)

405 the talking heads...take me to the river

p.s. thanks mis

Posted by: concrete girl at August 09, 2016 12:04 AM (iJFCW)

406 I'm not looking it up or following the link, but I suspect it's Police, "Synchronicity".

The sequel, "Synchronicity II". The only rock song I know of that mentions a dark Scottish lake.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 09, 2016 12:05 AM (T/cxb)

407 JJ Grey and Mofro
"This River"
Album and Title Track

Highly recommend you see them live as well, if you can

Posted by: Orange Mule at August 09, 2016 12:05 AM (hULOG)

408 398
What kind of formatting problems? I use Pale Moon to comment here and have no problems beyond the normal Pixyware variety.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 08, 2016 11:37 PM (R+30W)



Nothing major. I just have to remember to hit Enter twice to leave a blank line.



Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 08, 2016 11:56 PM (rJUlF)



I'm using the Brave browser right now for the ONT, and it seems to be working fine.

Posted by: The Brave Hat at August 09, 2016 12:00 AM (vBeA5)


They need to get Brave into the repos. I've been emailing.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 09, 2016 12:05 AM (EzgxV)

409 Stevie Ray. _Texas Flood_ live. Not gonna say anything more than that.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 09, 2016 12:06 AM (noWW6)

410
the hijab wearing fencer who "doesn't feel safe in America"

You mean the one seeking asylum in Syria? No such person, you say?
Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2016 11:37 PM (RrDm2)
---------------------

>>I had someone follow me home from practice and try to report me to police," she said. "And this is right on 28th and 7th in New York City."


Liberal Land. Why doesn't she complain to Bill de Blasio?

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at August 09, 2016 12:07 AM (5o5ek)

411
What was that Andy Williams hit about Mooch's ass?
Something something, wider than a mile..?

Posted by: MAx at August 09, 2016 12:07 AM (0uuiT)

412 Billie Holliday is another favorite.

Posted by: Infidel at August 09, 2016 12:07 AM (feN1I)

413 Well, I'm outta here. I'll get Brave reinstalled later. As for now, I'm just going to watch "Frasier" on Netflix until I fall asleep.

Have a good night, everyone.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 09, 2016 12:08 AM (rJUlF)

414 Do you remember Ray Steven's? He was the Weird Al of his day.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 09, 2016 12:08 AM (6Ll1u)

415 I had someone follow me home from practice and try to report me to police," she said. "And this is right on 28th and 7th in New York City."


Liberal Land. Why doesn't she complain to Bill de Blasio?

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at August 09, 2016 12:07 AM (5o5ek)


Silly bint. The Semtex dude hangs out at 33rd and 9th.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2016 12:09 AM (f3Uae)

416 406
I'm not looking it up or following the link, but I suspect it's Police, "Synchronicity".



The sequel, "Synchronicity II". The only rock song I know of that mentions a dark Scottish lake.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 09, 2016 12:05 AM (T/cxb)


I was doing some accounting work for A+M Records at the time the album came out, and they gave the office a bunch of cassette tapes for Christmas. I ended up getting that album.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 09, 2016 12:09 AM (EzgxV)

417 414
Do you remember Ray Steven's? He was the Weird Al of his day.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 09, 2016 12:08 AM (6Ll1u)


Still making music. He's done several songs that are Moron-worthy.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 09, 2016 12:10 AM (J+mig)

418 406
I'm not looking it up or following the link, but I suspect it's Police, "Synchronicity".



The sequel, "Synchronicity II". The only rock song I know of that mentions a dark Scottish lake.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 09, 2016 12:05 AM (T/cxb)


Incidentally, does "Maetenloch" mean "dark Scottish lake"???

Posted by: cthulhu at August 09, 2016 12:10 AM (EzgxV)

419 Red River Jane by Stompin' Tom Connors. Take it away Tom

https://youtu.be/pDA0tN_bJLg

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 09, 2016 12:11 AM (s7hQ/)

420 Saferwaters - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Uy1ZGxOIvo

Posted by: Chevelle at August 09, 2016 12:11 AM (H9MG5)

421 391 What kind of formatting problems? I use Pale Moon to comment here and have no problems beyond the normal Pixyware variety.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 08, 2016 11:37 PM (R+30W)

Nothing major. I just have to remember to hit Enter twice to leave a blank line.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 08, 2016 11:56 PM (rJUlF)

++++

Pixyware can cause unexpected results when using copy and paste. Anytime I am using paste, even if I am copying something from right here, I run it through iconv. That's a command line tool, but there is a website setup that uses it:

http://cafewebmaster.com/online_tools/charset_converter

Just change the "to" dropdown to ISO-8859-1 and it will strip out embedded links, unprintable characters, italics, etc. It will also convert forbidden non-ascii characters to their ascii counterparts. Like turning curly quotes to straight quotes.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 09, 2016 12:12 AM (R+30W)

422 Roger Miller was the best -- ever see this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8T_IaDsHYI
Posted by: cthulhu at August 08, 2016 11:48 PM

Thanks for that, awesome...freedom...

Posted by: Farmer at August 09, 2016 12:12 AM (o/90i)

423 Big Country: River of Hope

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u56RG6-8ue4

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 09, 2016 12:12 AM (hscyr)

424 Anyone want to hear the best ever song about a river?

Posted by: otho at August 09, 2016 12:13 AM (EWg9n)

425 Bodies of water? https://youtu.be/GhnPOUyEomc




[stick with it, it has a central part]

Posted by: cthulhu at August 09, 2016 12:13 AM (EzgxV)

426 410
the hijab wearing fencer who "doesn't feel safe in America"

You mean the one seeking asylum in Syria? No such person, you say?
Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2016 11:37 PM (RrDm2)
---------------------

>>I had someone follow me home from practice and try to report me to police," she said. "And this is right on 28th and 7th in New York City."


Liberal Land. Why doesn't she complain to Bill de Blasio?

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at August 09, 2016 12:07 AM (5o5ek)

In America, religion is a choice. How you dress, is a choice...

If you choose to follow a religion that is waging war on the West, murdering Women and Children... and then self IDENTIFY by dressing in a way that SHOWS you are part of a murderous cult...

What the hell do you expect?

I'm tired of this bullshit of claiming victimhood for your own damn actions.

Posted by: Don Quixote at August 09, 2016 12:13 AM (qf6WZ)

427 ...& Other Bodies of Water

Can we get a ruling on Muddy Waters?

Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2016 12:14 AM (oFSUK)

428 (Since he was mentioned above):

Ray Stevens - Grandpa Voted Democrat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUEqh07E4dY

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 09, 2016 12:14 AM (J+mig)

429 Do you remember Ray Stevens?
--------------

Sonofabitch stereotyped me. My life was ruined.

Posted by: Ahab the Arab at August 09, 2016 12:17 AM (RrDm2)

430
379 How do you think young Ginny Thrasher felt earning the 1st gold in the Rio Olympics/1st US gold suddenly being criticized by media people who likely didn't even know there was an airgun competition before she won, and knew absolutely nothing about her personally?

I'm sure it's sucked for the fencer to be suspected of terrorism by some, but Thrasher was immediately likened to crazy school shooters and referenced as the epitome of (bad) gun-loving 'Merica.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2016 11:51 PM (NOIQH)



I'd like evidence of her being suspected by some of being a terrorist. If it's anything it's dumb kids and she probably got them expelled from school. I imagine there are no interviews of anyone at her school calling bull shit even if they are screaming it to high heaven because that doesn't fit the media narrative.

Posted by: buzzion at August 09, 2016 12:17 AM (z/Ubi)

431 How 'bout By the Rivers of Babylon by Boney M?

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 09, 2016 12:18 AM (s7hQ/)

432 Sheik of the burning sands

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 09, 2016 12:18 AM (dULJN)

433 So, I left a model 94 top-eject (1975) in a non climate controlled space for three years, and now everything that was supposed to be blue has very light rust flaking.

Do I duracoat it?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 09, 2016 12:19 AM (kKHcp)

434 Alleged leak of Hillary!'s medical records on twitter by a former employee of Mount Kisco Medical Group: @HillsMedRecords


Purports to show diagnosis of "Complex Partial Seizures and Subcortical Vascular Dementia" linked to her December 2012 concussion.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 09, 2016 12:20 AM (GUBah)

435 422
Roger Miller was the best -- ever see this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8T_IaDsHYI

Posted by: cthulhu at August 08, 2016 11:48 PM



Thanks for that, awesome...freedom...



Posted by: Farmer at August 09, 2016 12:12 AM (o/90i)


You are very welcome. My folks had a Roger Miller album where we wore out the grooves when I was a kid, but Youtube taught me that he had many, many more.

Try this one -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBeXnzjvMrk -- and if Captain Whitebread is still up, he needs to listen.....

Posted by: cthulhu at August 09, 2016 12:20 AM (EzgxV)

436
Alleged leak of Hillary!'s medical records on twitter by a former employee of Mount Kisco Medical Group: @HillsMedRecords

Oh, my aching HIPPA

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 09, 2016 12:22 AM (IqV8l)

437 Try this one -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBeXnzjvMrk -- and if Captain Whitebread is still up, he needs to listen.....
Posted by: cthulhu at August 09, 2016 12:20 AM (EzgxV)


I would listen, but I have to introduce a Popeye cartoon in a minute...

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 09, 2016 12:22 AM (rJUlF)

438 RIVERWORLD by Philip Jose Farmer.

Posted by: Suds 46 at August 09, 2016 12:23 AM (3booC)

439 I don't want to hear about Hillary's damned leaks!

Posted by: Bernie at August 09, 2016 12:24 AM (RrDm2)

440 Roger Miller was, and is, da bomb.

And cthulhu: you worked at A&M for a bit? Did you get to meet Herb Alpert by any chance?

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2016 12:24 AM (q7T0y)

441 235
Right now Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper is locked inside a coffin in a New Orleans mausoleum...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2016 11:10 PM (BK3ZS)


Why?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at August 09, 2016 12:25 AM (1JnAL)

442 Roger Miller and Willie Nelson were, at one time, room mates. Imagine that.

Posted by: gNewt..International Bankers For Paul Ryan at August 09, 2016 12:26 AM (S8ZhK)

443 Right now Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper is locked inside a coffin in a New Orleans mausoleum...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
------------

Who's holding your beer?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2016 12:26 AM (RrDm2)

444 437
Try this one -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBeXnzjvMrk -- and if Captain Whitebread is still up, he needs to listen.....

Posted by: cthulhu at August 09, 2016 12:20 AM (EzgxV)



I would listen, but I have to introduce a Popeye cartoon in a minute...

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 09, 2016 12:22 AM (rJUlF)


Life's a mixed bag, but you sometimes have to appreciate what you get.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 09, 2016 12:27 AM (EzgxV)

445 I don't want to hear about Hillary's damned leaks!

Nothing to share anyway, I prefer Depends.

They're especially effective when I have to climb those pesky stairs!!

Posted by: Hillary... somebody at August 09, 2016 12:28 AM (q7T0y)

446 Please kill me.

Posted by: The Depends Under The Pantsuit at August 09, 2016 12:28 AM (q7T0y)

447 Did y'all know you can't go fishing in a watermelon patch, but you can be happy if you've a mind to?

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2016 12:29 AM (q7T0y)

448 433 So, I left a model 94 top-eject (1975) in a non climate controlled space for three years, and now everything that was supposed to be blue has very light rust flaking.

Do I duracoat it?



Before you do, at least get a quote for what it'd cost to restore it to, quite frankly, better than new condition.

http://www.turnbullmfg.com/

Just absolutely the best there is, but certainly not cheap. Still, it can't hurt to get the quote and compare it to coating job.

Oh, and on that subject, don't go DuraCoat. Nothing really wrong with it, but the Cera Kote process is far more durable and attractive.

Good luck, whichever route you choose!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 09, 2016 12:30 AM (v5iqM)

449 167 Ole Ike is getting the barbed cock of Satan regularly about now.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 08, 2016 11:00 PM (4+VII)



And I'm putting some motherfucking stank on it!!!!!

Posted by: Ike Turner at August 09, 2016 12:30 AM (1JnAL)

450 434 Alleged leak of Hillary!'s medical records on twitter by a former employee of Mount Kisco Medical Group: @HillsMedRecords


Purports to show diagnosis of "Complex Partial Seizures and Subcortical Vascular Dementia" linked to her December 2012 concussion.


Posted by: Country Singer at August 09, 2016 12:20 AM (GUBah)


They're going to come down on the person who posted it like a hammer for the HIPAA violation, if it's true.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 09, 2016 12:31 AM (J+mig)

451 You also can't drive around with a tiger in your car.

A dead gorilla, maybe...
#Harambe

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 09, 2016 12:31 AM (rJUlF)

452 WAVE OF MUTILATION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BihjWa47WuM

Posted by: PIXIES at August 09, 2016 12:31 AM (c1srJ)

453 440
Roger Miller was, and is, da bomb.



And cthulhu: you worked at AM for a bit? Did you get to meet Herb Alpert by any chance?

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2016 12:24 AM (q7T0y)


My first job out of college, I was at a place that did contract work for A+M. While my superiors may have been on a first-name basis with Herb Alpert and Jerry Moss (the A and M of A+M), I might have been on a first-name basis with their A/P clerk.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 09, 2016 12:31 AM (EzgxV)

454 And I'm putting some motherfucking stank on it!!!!!

Posted by: Ike Turner at August 09, 2016 12:30 AM (1JnAL)


Not to mention writing what is often named as the very first Rock & Roll song, and one that is Moron-friendly:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbfnh1oVTk0

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2016 12:32 AM (f3Uae)

455 They're going to come down on the person who posted it like a hammer for the HIPAA violation, if it's true.


Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 09, 2016 12:31 AM (J+mig)

The posted docs just don't look right, but I don't know if they're faked or just transcriptions.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 09, 2016 12:33 AM (GUBah)

456 cthulhu, ah.

I've told the story here before, but for anyone who may have missed it: I once interviewed for a job at STT Records, back when they were HQed in Orange County.

One of the questions I was asked was "do you have any problem with profanity in the office?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2016 12:34 AM (q7T0y)

457 Oops, that is, SST records. The (in)famous punk label.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2016 12:34 AM (q7T0y)

458 The posted docs just don't look right, but I don't know if they're faked or just transcriptions.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 09, 2016 12:33 AM (GUBah)


Medical records these days are all computerized. Odds are that the content was copy-pasted out of the software and into a text editor or word processor program.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 09, 2016 12:34 AM (J+mig)

459 The posted docs just don't look right, but I don't know if they're faked or just transcriptions.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 09, 2016 12:33 AM (GUBah)


Doesn't matter. She is now in the position of having to deny it. Epic trolling.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2016 12:35 AM (f3Uae)

460 Ike wasn't the only one that could get Tina to sing.

Bitches best pay attention.


River Deep Mountain High

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSy5vTnK6iQ

Posted by: Phil Spector at August 09, 2016 12:35 AM (1JnAL)

461 Two things I want in a US President, in no particular order of preference:

1. Vagina
2. Vascular dementia

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2016 12:36 AM (/wm8n)

462 454
And I'm putting some motherfucking stank on it!!!!!



Posted by: Ike Turner at August 09, 2016 12:30 AM (1JnAL)





Not to mention writing what is often named as the very first Rock Roll song, and one that is Moron-friendly:





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbfnh1oVTk0

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2016 12:32 AM (f3Uae)


You want moron-friendly? https://youtu.be/KsNWlM3fWmI

Posted by: cthulhu at August 09, 2016 12:36 AM (EzgxV)

463 Crossbows, longbows, ...and now there's airbows. Bolts that you can stuff inside a big-bore air rifle and legally go hunting with (in a few states):

https://tinyurl.com/gpkvyvn

(I follow the air rifle world a little bit)

Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2016 12:37 AM (mxCgt)

464 2. Vascular dementia

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2016 12:36 AM (/wm8n)


Thinking veinly of a comeback.

Posted by: Hillaroid at August 09, 2016 12:38 AM (f3Uae)

465 >>>Two things I want in a US President, in no particular order of preference:

1. Vagina

2. Vascular dementia
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2016 12:36 AM (/wm8n)<<<



All hail the V's.


Posted by: some dumb commercial at August 09, 2016 12:40 AM (H9MG5)

466 You want moron-friendly? https://youtu.be/KsNWlM3fWmI

Posted by: cthulhu at August 09, 2016 12:36 AM (EzgxV)


Actually heard that on the radio this afternoon.

Posted by: Hillaroid at August 09, 2016 12:40 AM (f3Uae)

467 Please kill me.
Posted by: The Depends Under The Pantsuit


And is she made of fluids? Fuck!

Posted by: The Depends at August 09, 2016 12:40 AM (mxCgt)

468 >>I'd like evidence of her being suspected by some of being a terrorist.
If it's anything it's dumb kids and she probably got them expelled from
school.

Eh, I wouldn't be surprised if she was teased --- because almost every kid is teased for something. So tired of people crying victim. Take Clint Eastwood's advice and just f'ng get over it.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2016 12:41 AM (NOIQH)

469 Thinking veinly of a comeback.
Posted by: Hillaroid at August 09, 2016 12:38 AM

----------

No plaque for you.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2016 12:42 AM (/wm8n)

470 ...they said that of course, regarding that which everywhere in every respect is changing, nothing could truly be affirmed. It was this belief that blossomed into the most extreme of the views above mentioned, that of the professed Heracliteans, such as was held by Cratylus, who finally did not think it right to say anything but only moved his finger, and criticized Heraclitus for saying that it is impossible to step twice into the same river; for he thought one could not do it even once.

Aristotle, Metaphysics 4, 5

Posted by: Jim S. at August 09, 2016 12:42 AM (MoGmZ)

471 466
You want moron-friendly? https://youtu.be/KsNWlM3fWmI



Posted by: cthulhu at August 09, 2016 12:36 AM (EzgxV)





Actually heard that on the radio this afternoon.

Posted by: Hillaroid at August 09, 2016 12:40 AM (f3Uae)


Holy hell -- where are you and what were you listening to?

Posted by: cthulhu at August 09, 2016 12:42 AM (EzgxV)

472 Heraclitus? What a piker.

Posted by: Pythagoras at August 09, 2016 12:43 AM (/wm8n)

473 Medical records these days are all computerized.
Odds are that the content was copy-pasted out of the software and into a
text editor or word processor program.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 09, 2016 12:34 AM (J+mig)


Just for grins and giggles, what is the definition of irony again?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 09, 2016 12:44 AM (ry34m)

474 Holy hell -- where are you and what were you listening to?

Posted by: cthulhu at August 09, 2016 12:42 AM (EzgxV)


(de-socks)


I was listening to CFCW 810/940 AM in Alberta. It was a "classic country" show.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2016 12:45 AM (f3Uae)

475 >>Just for grins and giggles, what is the definition of irony again?


Bread. On your wedding day.

Posted by: Alanis Morisette at August 09, 2016 12:46 AM (c1srJ)

476 We can still do mis-heard lyrics, too - right?

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2016 12:47 AM (c1srJ)

477 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbfnh1oVTk0
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2016 12:32 AM

Now that was just weird.

Posted by: Farmer at August 09, 2016 12:47 AM (o/90i)

478 Here's a great obscure song by a band called Fotheringay, an off-shoot of the slightly-less obscure Fairport Convention. It's called "Banks of the Nile."
It's just a long, gorgeous, moody ballad. Sandy Dennis is the singer.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 09, 2016 12:49 AM (8HGb7)

479 476 We can still do mis-heard lyrics, too - right?

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2016 12:47 AM (

-----------

Only if they have a river in them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2016 12:49 AM (/wm8n)

480 Now that was just weird.

Posted by: Farmer at August 09, 2016 12:47 AM (o/90i)


Cool tune, though. And a killer bass line.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2016 12:49 AM (f3Uae)

481 478, Sandy Denny is the singer,
She is best known among rock fans for singing "The Battle of Evermore" with Robert Plant on Led Zeppelin IV--the one with "Stairway."

Posted by: JoeF. at August 09, 2016 12:51 AM (8HGb7)

482 okay, fine. you want ol' man river? i'll give you ol' man river, perhaps the most moving and beautiful version ever: jeff beck from his first album truth (vocals by rod stewart).

via youtube.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 09, 2016 12:51 AM (WTSFk)

483 Two things I want in a US President, in no particular order of preference:



1. Vagina

2. Vascular dementia
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2016 12:36 AM (/wm8n)


the one thing I want is that old, now-ripped-out-by-the-roots, spam generating network that used infected PCs to send spam world-wide.

I would make it look up terms like "vascular dementia" on google, yahoo and bing in a slow upwell of hits, and watch the entire Hillary! camp go electric when they get the report of campaign related search terms.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 09, 2016 12:52 AM (ry34m)

484 ... and i'm not interested in getting into an argument over it. okay? sheesh.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 09, 2016 12:53 AM (WTSFk)

485 474
Holy hell -- where are you and what were you listening to?



Posted by: cthulhu at August 09, 2016 12:42 AM (EzgxV)





(de-socks)





I was listening to CFCW 810/940 AM in Alberta. It was a "classic country" show.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2016 12:45 AM (f3Uae)


That's impressive. Not "my ass moving to Alberta" impressive, but impressive nonetheless. It should encourage Morons from, say, Minnesota to relocate.

Now, going full-RM might be a different story: https://youtu.be/j13sMmVwiFE -- you never want to go full Roger Miller.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 09, 2016 12:53 AM (EzgxV)

486 >>>Two things I want in a US President, in no particular order of preference:

1. Vagina

2. Vascular dementia
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2016 12:36 AM (/wm8n)


All hail the V's.

Posted by: some dumb commercial at August 09, 2016 12:40 AM (H9MG5)


You want vagina

You'll settle for vascular dementia

You'll get vagina dentata

Posted by: The Horror Hat at August 09, 2016 12:57 AM (vBeA5)

487 ... i just checked to make sure, and yeah, i was right, the jeff beck version is pretty much the best version of ol' man river. and i'm pretty sure that jerome kern would agree. so there...

* clang *

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 09, 2016 12:58 AM (WTSFk)

488 The doctor said, "this will prevent ya,

From being tried in absentia."

Because, dear Hillary,

You'll blow a capillary,

And they'll all say, "it's vascular dementia."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2016 12:59 AM (f3Uae)

489 Bodies of water? Like Ponds and Rivers? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti1pyFNcqUo

Posted by: cthulhu at August 09, 2016 01:00 AM (EzgxV)

490 Somewhat in the water theme: thanks to the Moron who recommended the movie "Down Periscope". I finally got around to watching it tonight and laughed all the way thru it. A fun movie.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 09, 2016 01:00 AM (hipNa)

491 Bodies of water? Like Ponds and Rivers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti1pyFNcqUo

Posted by: cthulhu at August 09, 2016 01:00 AM (EzgxV)


I knew exactly what you were referring to without clicking the link...

Posted by: Time and Relative Hate in Space at August 09, 2016 01:03 AM (vBeA5)

492 Now that was just weird.
Posted by: Farmer at August 09, 2016 12:47 AM (o/90i)
Cool tune, though. And a killer bass line.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2016 12:49 AM

Yess. Thanks AOP for the links.

Posted by: Farmer at August 09, 2016 01:03 AM (o/90i)

493 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 09, 2016 12:30 AM (v5iqM)

Thanks for the response.
This really is a plane jane with no real collectible value, so I don't think a restoration is in its future. And I know I could cold blue the barrel, but the receiver is made of some early generation MIM and don't take blueing well.

I'm considering using it as a practice gun, as long as I don't screw up the shootibility, everything should be reversible, or at least something I can live with.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 09, 2016 01:04 AM (kKHcp)

494 3. Viciousness
4. Venality
5. Vindictiveness
6. Vote fraud
7. Vampire
8. Vulgarity
9. Volatility

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2016 01:04 AM (/wm8n)

495 >>>Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2016 12:59 AM (f3Uae)<<<



That's beautiful, man.

Posted by: zombie Johnnie Cochran at August 09, 2016 01:04 AM (H9MG5)

496 "Run Silent Run Deep" by Iron Maiden:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DU32myDHbM

Posted by: Hat Up The Irons! at August 09, 2016 01:04 AM (vBeA5)

497
491
Bodies of water? Like Ponds and Rivers?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti1pyFNcqUo



Posted by: cthulhu at August 09, 2016 01:00 AM (EzgxV)



I knew exactly what you were referring to without clicking the link...

Posted by: Time and Relative Hate in Space at August 09, 2016 01:03 AM (vBeA5)


Why so much hate? Things got so very much worse later.....

Posted by: cthulhu at August 09, 2016 01:06 AM (EzgxV)

498 Why so much hate? Things got so very much worse later.....

Posted by: cthulhu at August 09, 2016 01:06 AM (EzgxV)


Mwahahaha!!1!`~eleventy!!1!

Posted by: Clara at August 09, 2016 01:07 AM (vBeA5)

499 ,,, btw, the testimonial from jerome kern is a heck of a thing... he wrote the song!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 09, 2016 01:08 AM (WTSFk)

500 3. Viciousness
4. Venality
5. Vindictiveness
6. Vote fraud
7. Vampire
8. Vulgarity
9. Volatility
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2016 01:04 AM

Do you have Hillary on your mind? Or the Donald?

Wait! Vote fraud it is Hillary!

Posted by: Farmer at August 09, 2016 01:13 AM (o/90i)

501 Sure got dead in here, of a sudden.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2016 01:22 AM (f3Uae)

502 Hmm, is goon @501 unhappy?

What a POS.

Posted by: Farmer at August 09, 2016 01:22 AM (o/90i)

503 The River, by Jordan Feliz
http://tinyurl.com/zdeapfm

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at August 09, 2016 01:23 AM (Efb+O)

504 >>>3. Viciousness

4. Venality

5. Vindictiveness

6. Vote fraud

7. Vampire

8. Vulgarity

9. Volatility
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 09, 2016 01:04 AM (/wm8n)<<<

You forgot vodka. My BAC is Absolut. **hic hic hic** **cackle**

Posted by: the Bitch of Benghazi at August 09, 2016 01:23 AM (H9MG5)

505 Thanks for the response.
This really is a plane jane with no real collectible value, so I don't think a restoration is in its future. And I know I could cold blue the barrel, but the receiver is made of some early generation MIM and don't take blueing well.

I'm considering using it as a practice gun, as long as I don't screw up the shootibility, everything should be reversible, or at least something I can live with.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 09, 2016 01:04 AM (kKHcp)



Well, if Turnbull were to case-harden the receiver, polish and blue the barrel and other bits, fit some pretty wood onto it, then she'd not be so Plain Jane anymore, right?

Don't tell your wife what it'd cost, though.

Seriously though. Try the Cera-Kote "Gun-Blue" coating. It comes pretty close to looking like a first class polish and blue. Very deep blue/black finish.

Pay your dues with the polishing job first, of course.

Then, seeing it's just a training gun, install a Williams peep sight onto the receiver, and find a reputable gunsmith, one known to the SASS types in your area, to polish and slick-up the action and to give the rifle a truly good, crisp trigger.

Take the wood down to bare, and build up a good oil finish on the stock and fore end. Everyone thinks you have to use Linseed oil on a gunstock, but frankly, Tung oil works fine too.

You'll end up with a hunting-fighting worthy, slick and fast Marlin, with a tough, durable finish on the metal, and a tough, repairable finish on the wood.

Be sure to install a Q.D. type sling stud into the stock, and fix it's counterpart onto the barrel band on the fore end.

You'll end up making it an heirloom in it's own right, just because of the love and labor you've put into it.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 09, 2016 01:24 AM (v5iqM)

506 Was the banhammer at work? Must have missed it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2016 01:24 AM (f3Uae)

507 I SUE YOU FOR NOTICING THAT I AM BROWN!

Posted by: Clock Boy at August 09, 2016 01:24 AM (nKoz


Brown is cool, dude. It's the bowing down to Satan that sticks in the craw.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2016 01:28 AM (f3Uae)

508 I have not been able to post for a few days. Turning off the router to get a new ID seems to have done the trick.

125 Seamus- a most excellent song, Mr. Powell, by the Ozark Mountain Daredevils, a most terrific band.

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at August 09, 2016 01:30 AM (Efb+O)

509 507
Was the banhammer at work? Must have missed it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2016 01:24 AM (f3Uae)


Someone responded to me a while back with a post # that was one off. The banhammer is swinging free.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 09, 2016 01:30 AM (EzgxV)

510 I SUE THE PERSON SOCKPUPPETING ME FOR HATING ME.

Posted by: Clock Boy at August 09, 2016 01:28 AM (nKoz


Sounds like a case tailor-made for the talents of John Edwards.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2016 01:34 AM (f3Uae)

511 About Clock Boy.

I'd love to sit him at a workbench, and present him with:

1. A Heathkit project for a simple tabletop radio.

2. The full builder's instruction book for said Heathkit radio.

3. A selection of soldering irons, solders and fluxes.

4. A full bench of tools to include clamps, tweezers, spools of various sizes and types of wire, clamps, wire-cutters, articulated magnifying lamp, breadboard squares, etc.

5. A full three-day weekend's worth of time, and finally:

6. No outside help, advice, input or other coaching, whatsoever.


And then, it's going to be all "Okay, Achmed. Build away. Let's see what'cha got."

I'll bet that he doesn't know a resistor from a capacitor, a transformer from a transvestite.

He'd be as likely to try to use solid copper wire, as he would to know to use stranded, and I'd bet he gets the gauge(s) entirely wrong, too.

In all, his work would be the very definition of "Cold Solder Joint", or "Scorched Circuit Board", and likely both at the same time.

Really, my only question here would be....why doesn't some intrepid lawyer set this up as a challenge in the courtroom, in front of the jury?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at August 09, 2016 01:34 AM (v5iqM)

512 Posted by: Clock Boy at August 09, 2016 01:32 AM (nKoz

A little mood music...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTIPCc1nKYQ

Posted by: Got the Hat? at August 09, 2016 01:35 AM (vBeA5)

513 You drew a conclusion about Mohammed by calling him Satan.

You cannot draw co conclusions about Mohamed! You cannot draw anything about Mohamed!

I SUE YOU!

Posted by: Clock Boy at August 09, 2016 01:32 AM (nKoz


Naw. mohammed isn't Satan. Too stupid. He got fooled by Satan.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2016 01:35 AM (f3Uae)

514 Naw. mohammed isn't Satan. Too stupid. He got fooled by Satan.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2016 01:35 AM (f3Uae)


Just to let you know...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brErUo3exDE

Posted by: Ben Folds at August 09, 2016 01:39 AM (vBeA5)

515 He'd be as likely to try to use solid copper wire, as he would to know to use stranded, and I'd bet he gets the gauge(s) entirely wrong, too.

In all, his work would be the very definition of "Cold Solder Joint", or "Scorched Circuit Board", and likely both at the same time.

Really, my only question here would be....why doesn't some intrepid lawyer set this up as a challenge in the courtroom, in front of the jury?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at August 09, 2016 01:34 AM (v5iqM)


I hear where you are coming from, Jim, but it's a stone-cold fact that many antique radios were wired with solid-core wire with fabric insulation. And the leads on those capacitors and resistors are, even now, made of solid wire.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2016 01:40 AM (f3Uae)

516 Night all.

Here is the album I Get Wet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuxvKLLCaEQ

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 09, 2016 01:43 AM (vBeA5)

517 I'd best check out the bed, work beckons. Be well all.

Posted by: Farmer at August 09, 2016 01:44 AM (o/90i)

518 Just passing by and... Do I smell ozone?

"When all you have is a banhammer..." ?

Posted by: mindful webworker - bacon! at August 09, 2016 01:47 AM (hUQVp)

519 Goodnight all, thanks for the chat tonight!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2016 01:47 AM (q7T0y)

520 tick tock

Posted by: Clock Boy at August 09, 2016 01:47 AM (Efb+O)

521 "Everyone thinks you have to use Linseed oil on a gunstock, but frankly, Tung oil works fine too."

Wear PPE for working with this stuff. Tung oil is now suspected to be a pretty heavy duty carcinogen, I am told.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 09, 2016 01:48 AM (noWW6)

522 G'night everyone.

Grand Funk Railroad, "I'm Your Captain":

https://youtu.be/g8MYsii4DZY

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 09, 2016 01:49 AM (T/cxb)

523 I hear where you are coming from, Jim, but it's a stone-cold fact that many antique radios were wired with solid-core wire with fabric insulation. And the leads on those capacitors and resistors are, even now, made of solid wire.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2016 01:40 AM (f3Uae)



True on all counts, but you'd not find instructions to use solid core wire in any Heathkit manual, since, I think, ever?

Solid core isn't awful, when used to build a 1930s type, chassis & tube, furniture type radio, like the family gathered around to listen to FDR's Fireside Speeches.

No movement, no vibration, no more relative stress on the system than the household wiring, itself.

But a tabletop radio is meant to be moved, and movement calls for stranded. And of course, damn near 100% of all early mobile wireless was stranded, likely all the way back to the Titanic. Much less the early radios offered as option on some of the very cars you've bought and restored.

And yes, the I/O leads from most of the components are solid, but of a short enough length to not become a part of a movement harmonic, and they're also meant to be securely affixed to their underlying circuit boards, withal.

So, the history of antique radios aside, my point stands as to Achmed' likely proving to be a complete fvckup at the bench, in front of a jury, well prepared by competent council.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 09, 2016 01:49 AM (v5iqM)

524 521
"Everyone thinks you have to use Linseed oil on a gunstock, but frankly, Tung oil works fine too."

Wear PPE for working with this stuff. Tung oil is now suspected to be a pretty heavy duty carcinogen, I am told.


Posted by: torquewrench at August 09, 2016 01:48 AM (noWW6)


Told by who?

Posted by: cthulhu at August 09, 2016 01:50 AM (EzgxV)

525 Well, this is F'n bizarre. The father of the Orlando shooter is seated behind Hillary Clinton at her rally in Florida today. In an interview with a reporter, he said he was invited and apparently he's a big supporter of Hillary. Video below:

http://www.wptv.com/news/state/orlando-shooters-father-attends-hillary-clinton-rally-in-kissimmee

WTF?

Posted by: mpthompson at August 09, 2016 01:54 AM (I/SRC)

526 525
Well, this is F'n bizarre. The father of the Orlando shooter is seated
behind Hillary Clinton at her rally in Florida today. In an interview
with a reporter, he said he was invited and apparently he's a big
supporter of Hillary. Video below:



http://www.wptv.com/news/state/ orlando-shooters-father-attends -hillary-clinton-rally-in-kissimmee



WTF?

Posted by: mpthompson at August 09, 2016 01:54 AM (I/SRC)


Everything is so much easier to understand when you start with "Dems are anti-American traitors."

Posted by: cthulhu at August 09, 2016 01:57 AM (EzgxV)

527 So, the history of antique radios aside, my point stands as to Achmed' likely proving to be a complete fvckup at the bench, in front of a jury, well prepared by competent council.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 09, 2016 01:49 AM (v5iqM)


Oh, agreed upon that. But Heathkit made many, many kits that didn't use circuit boards, and solid-core wire is just fine for point-to-point wiring between the solder lugs on tube sockets under the chassis of a radio. And solid-core wire lends itself better to being laid out in neat rectilinear patterns(making certain, of course, not to make close and parallel wires that might couple in a feedback loop).


Achmed, if he were very, very careful, and literate (and that we do not know) might be able to put a Heathkit together. They, were, after all, designed to be assembled by hobbyists, with no formal electronic training. But I will bet you, it's a lead-pipe cinch that if the project didn't work from the git-go, he wouldn't have a clue about how to trouble-shoot it.


Still, it would be great fun to give him the challenge.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2016 01:58 AM (f3Uae)

528 If HRC loses one of the things the MSM will blame it on -- besides the usual voter fraud and the right wing conspiracy -- is the state of her health. She will become a valiant warrior, soldiering on, for the good of the country blah blah blah.

Posted by: gracepc at August 09, 2016 01:59 AM (OU4q6)

529 #525

Cernovich posted an image on Twitter a few minutes ago, showing Mateen holding a banner extolling Hillary's virtues, including more gun control.

Nothing about psychotic offspring control.

Posted by: Epobirs at August 09, 2016 01:59 AM (IdCqF)

530 WTF?

Posted by: mpthompson at August 09, 2016 01:54 AM (I/SRC)


Would have been there myself, but I had a prior engagement. (aaargh, ouch!)

Posted by: zombie Bin Laden at August 09, 2016 02:01 AM (f3Uae)

531 Oh, agreed upon that. But Heathkit made many, many kits that didn't use circuit boards, and solid-core wire is just fine for point-to-point wiring between the solder lugs on tube sockets under the chassis of a radio. And solid-core wire lends itself better to being laid out in neat rectilinear patterns(making certain, of course, not to make close and parallel wires that might couple in a feedback loop).

.... ellipse ....


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2016 01:58 AM (f3Uae)




We're arguing over knowledge that a competent builder should know, here.

My assertion is that Achmed wouldn't even be in possession of enough know-how to properly twist and tin a stranded wire, in preparation for executing an acceptable solder joint, at all.

And if he was faced with a solid wire anyway, I'd wager that he'd heat apply the tip of the iron to the wrong bit of the assembly, too.

Oh, and "flux"? Whut'z flux?, he'd ask.

etc.

But you're right on the troubleshooting. Shall we give him a multimeter? How 'bout an oscilloscope?

This could be an I Love Lucy comedy, by time you n' me are done with the lad.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 09, 2016 02:07 AM (v5iqM)

532 This could be an I Love Lucy comedy, by time you n' me are done with the lad.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 09, 2016 02:07 AM (v5iqM)


Heh. Actually, I think Heathkit supplied the wire. And, really, for most kits, excluding ones that run VHF, or very large currents, most any easily-soldered wire from about #12 to #22, would work fine, if the assembly technique were adapted to accommodate it.


But, yeah, cold-soldered joints, cooked components, and parts installed without respect to polarity, for sure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2016 02:14 AM (f3Uae)

533 FWIW, when I am rehabilitating an old radio, I change out all the paper capacitors as a matter of course. If they are not presently leaky, they will become so.

Instead of sucking the old solder off the lug on the tube socket (which is quite fragile), I clip the lead off the old cap about a quarter-inch from the lug. Then I form a tight spiral in the lead of the new cap (which is usually a lot thinner), by winding it around the lead of the old cap. Trim the free end, and it forms a sleeve which will slide over the stub of the old lead. A touch of solder, and I get a nice sweated joint that is very inconspicuous, and doesn't do violence to the delicate tube sockets or other parts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2016 02:21 AM (f3Uae)

534 AOP.

I've got an early '70s Heathkit 110vAC to 12vDC. Power Supply out on the bench in the garage, in mid-re-furbish.

I'll get some good photos of it's innards for you, and we'll figure out how I can send 'em along your way, later.

Point is, it's a work of art, inside.

I'm working up the specs on replacing the old "grain of rice" indicator bulbs w/ LED's as well as the meter illumination. Not as easy as it looks at first glance, by the way.

And, I'm taking the semi-rusted cabinet shell halves down to bare metal, for a good repaint. Might not duplicate the original, given the wide array of available paints on today's market.

Oh, and I'll ditch the age-hardened plastic handle straps, and make up their twins in actual, hand stitched leather.

You'll enjoy seeing this one, as it is now, to when it is finished.

And yes, there is more to the story, but that's for another time.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 09, 2016 02:22 AM (v5iqM)

535 I'm off to the snoozer, too. Have fun with the project, Jim. I am sure it will be a work of art once you are done.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2016 02:24 AM (f3Uae)

536 The Daily Mail has a photo montage (well, they all are, I guess) of the abandoned Olympic stadiums and construction from all over the world over the decades.

They build all this spectacular shit at great cost (but great profit for the IOC cronies and all that), then abandon them to rust and rot after the show is after.

In Sarajevo, there is now a graveyard on the grounds of some of the facilities. Headstones standing with a stadium and housing complexes in the background.

Athens is a freakin' mess. $9B spent, and all wasted to rust and rot.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 09, 2016 02:35 AM (DW+jj)

537 "Athens is a freakin' mess. $9B spent, and all wasted to rust and rot. "



Local sports radio was talking about a recent "Real Sports" episode on this very issue. The neighborhoods confiscated to build facilities. The money spent. The lack of use after the Olympics are over and gone.

They posited it'd be better to just have the Olympics in the the same place every four years. Summer in Athens and Winter in Lillehammer and be done with it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 09, 2016 02:53 AM (VrsNh)

538 The Orlando shooter's father: I don't have a particularly good reason to think he enabled his son, but I am certain he did.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 09, 2016 02:57 AM (VdICR)

539 It's strange. I've been eating very little lately due to my general despair issues. I have a fasting blood draw in the morning and it feels like such a terribly long wait without eating. Of course, it would be a lot simpler if I could hope to spend a good portion of that time sleeping but my screwed-upness has my fairly slept out for the day.

Posted by: Epobirs at August 09, 2016 03:03 AM (IdCqF)

540 A riverine thread.
Not many chances to use the word "riverine" in the day to day.

Posted by: math at August 09, 2016 03:13 AM (gfJWV)

541 Bad sock.

Posted by: bad sock at August 09, 2016 03:13 AM (gfJWV)

542 " A riverine thread. "



The fishing ain't for shit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 09, 2016 03:20 AM (VrsNh)

543 I'm sorry, Epo. What's the general malady?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 09, 2016 03:22 AM (VrsNh)

544 Man.


*Knocks* Place seems closed.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 09, 2016 03:31 AM (VrsNh)

545 'Followers of unthinkable, obsolete trades, doodling in Etruscan.....'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 09, 2016 03:31 AM (o/Kcm)

546 #543

The depression that has plagued me on and off throughout my life. Not to be confused with bi-polar, as I don't have a manic phase. I just have meh and utterly fucking horrible on my dial.

It's like a part of my brain has made it a full time job to constantly remind me that I'm worthless and have fucked up everything I've tried to do in my life. Just in case I might forget if not constantly reminded.

Posted by: Epobirs at August 09, 2016 03:35 AM (IdCqF)

547 It's worst when waking up in the morning. It can knock me down for the whole and I don't start feeling sort of normal until evening or later. This is why I rarely comment in many non-ONT threads, even though I'm not working.

Posted by: Epobirs at August 09, 2016 03:39 AM (IdCqF)

548 " I'm worthless and have fucked up everything I've tried to do in my life. Just in case I might forget if not constantly reminded."




Epo. we've all done that. I should have gotten married years ago. She was the perfect girl but I thought better would come. You are who you are and where and people are depending on you.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 09, 2016 03:41 AM (VrsNh)

549 Epobirs, but you feel OK late at night?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 09, 2016 03:43 AM (VdICR)

550 The blood draw is for a checkup next week with the doctor who prescribes my blood pressure medication. If I could lose enough weight I wouldn't need them anymore but I haven't been able to get any lower since reaching 225 about a month ago. Still, I'm down fifteen pounds from my average for most of the time I've been seeing him, so maybe the dosage can be reduced. All three of the pills carry a drowsiness warning, so any lessening of that might make me be able to hold a job if I can get hired.

Posted by: Epobirs at August 09, 2016 03:51 AM (IdCqF)

551 #549

Right now it isn't too bad but this is only after spending most of the day lying in bed either trying to sleep, wishing for death, reading when I could focus. ('Blacklisted By History' is what I started this morning.)

Posted by: Epobirs at August 09, 2016 03:52 AM (IdCqF)

552 If this helps any, Epo............everybody fails. Everybody. Whether they admit it or not.


Be it work or relationships or whatever. We all do and don't let anyone tell you they don't. Emotional, logical......it always happens.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 09, 2016 03:53 AM (VrsNh)

553 So, how long after being sworn in can the 25th Amendment be applied to an incapacitated President?

Posted by: Epobirs at August 09, 2016 03:58 AM (IdCqF)

554 This was linked in an ONT many months ago but it still rings true. So much of the problem doesn't respond to rational argument because it isn't a rational problem.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/k8yfqac

Posted by: Epobirs at August 09, 2016 04:01 AM (IdCqF)

555 Woke up early, to much going on so figured might as well get up.
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2016 04:03 AM (bksJQ)

556 Wow, I've now seen photos from at least a half dozen appearances where HRC is plainly being helped to remain standing, yet the adoring crowd don't think this is odd. The stance in one photo reminds me of incidents where I had to help my 87 year old mother. She would have run rings around HRC at the same age.

Posted by: Epobirs at August 09, 2016 04:11 AM (IdCqF)

557 Everything that has happend to Hillary with the investigation, prevous health issues has to be taking a toll on her. It might be starting to show.

Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2016 04:25 AM (bksJQ)

558 My natural emotional resting state seems to be melancholy. Given my druthers, I would not get out of bed until necessary because making any effort seems hopeless.
I've never been diagnosed, so I don't know if there is a medical issue. What I do know is that I have an internal conversation tape running that is always grinding me down. Berating myself is the thing I do best because I've had a lot of practice. As a result, despair was my constant companion.
A book that really helped me is Crash the Chatterbox. Reading it, I became more aware of what I was doing to myself and I stop the negative thoughts when I realize they are starting again.
Stopping the negative self-accusations is an attitude changer. Life immediately gets more pleasant. It is foolish to say One Size Fits All when humans are so complicated, but the book might be worthy of your consideration.

Posted by: Acme Unsolicited Advice at August 09, 2016 04:34 AM (Efb+O)

559 Oh, wow! MisHum on the ONT. Kewl.

'Morning, horde.

Posted by: creeper at August 09, 2016 04:36 AM (c0HoZ)

560 >>>Posted by: Acme Unsolicited Advice at August 09, 2016 04:34 AM (Efb+O)

That's very kind and nicely written. I'll bet it helps someone.

Posted by: m at August 09, 2016 04:37 AM (gfJWV)

561 Thank you m. Service is my life.

Posted by: Acme at August 09, 2016 04:41 AM (Efb+O)

562 {purring with pleasure} MisHum on the ONT aaaand the topic is rivers, about which I know lots having been raised on the big one. What more could an 'ette ask?

But this needs something less funky in the way of river music. I give you Nat King Cole singing "Time and the River".

http://tinyurl.com/qe9y7pf

Posted by: creeper at August 09, 2016 04:41 AM (c0HoZ)

563 There are some women who can wear a burlap bag and still look terrific. Nat King Cole could do the same with a song. On the other hand, he never sang Radar Love.

Posted by: Acme at August 09, 2016 04:52 AM (Efb+O)

564 "Choose to chance the rapids,
And dare to dance the tides..."

The River written by Garth Brooks but I found the Country Studio Crew to sing it for you.

http://tinyurl.com/h426vqt

Posted by: creeper at August 09, 2016 04:55 AM (c0HoZ)

565 "Radar Love". Is that anything like "Muskrat Love"?

Posted by: creeper at August 09, 2016 04:56 AM (c0HoZ)

566 The Crumbling Infrastructure Scam

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zf4jesh

Posted by: Epobirs at August 09, 2016 05:02 AM (IdCqF)

567 Posted by: Acme Unsolicited Advice at August 09, 2016 04:34 AM (Efb+O)

Thanks for the rec, AUA. Will check that out. I have to stifle those same mental tapes. It's easier to overcome once you realize you're doing it but also easy to slip back into that abyss.

Don't listen to 'em. Those tapes have been mis-edited so much they're totally unreliable.

Posted by: creeper at August 09, 2016 05:03 AM (c0HoZ)

568 Like most things, it depends on the circumstances. But, generally speaking, no.

Your question is like If everybody turned out their lights, how dark would the world be? It depends. But we aren't going to talk about Hillary under any circumstances.

Posted by: Acme at August 09, 2016 05:06 AM (Efb+O)

569 566 Epobirs

Well, sure it's a scam, but who would we rather have deal with it? Donald, the deal maker, or Hillary, the scam artist who would get a percentage? At least The Donald would be cheaper.

Oh no, I have spoken the Name That Shall Not Be Named on the ONT. Woe is me. Always the fool, always the screw-up. Oh, wait a minute. reboot.

Posted by: Acme at August 09, 2016 05:13 AM (Efb+O)

570 Epobirs, this is my third attempt at a reply to you. Pixy keeps kicking me out because I'm trying to copy part of that article by Stockman.

Interesting link but as he so often does, Stockman throws out a lot of numbers without giving you any idea where he got them. Sound familiar? He claims "Upwards of 95% of what passes for infrastructure is is privately owned."

Says who? Dot that even seem logical to you?

Strictly anecdotally and in total opposition to Stockman's contentions, from what I've seen our interestates are the worse roads in the country but it's really difficult to tell for sure, since half of them are under construction.

Posted by: creeper at August 09, 2016 05:18 AM (c0HoZ)

571 If she'd drink more coffee we wouldn't be making all those typos.

Posted by: creeper's fingers at August 09, 2016 05:25 AM (c0HoZ)

572 Drudge links a new example of Hills going walkabout during a speech. These must be everywhere. Why did we not seem them before?

http://tinyurl.com/ho2n3rj

Posted by: creeper at August 09, 2016 05:29 AM (c0HoZ)

573 I would guess Stockman is drawing upon the claims of those seeking infrastructure investment, as mentioned elsewhere in the article. Those covered bridges, for example, are frequently not the responsibility of any government entity.

There were a lot of these shenanigans during the big stimulus push in 2008. Most of the claimed successes were already scheduled and funded projects while many of the claimed new projects somehow never got to fruition as it turned out they were many years away from completing red tape aspects like the EIR. Yet somehow the money got spent anyway, largely lining the pockets of unions.

Posted by: Epobirs at August 09, 2016 05:30 AM (IdCqF)

574 Catch you all in the afternoon,
Stay good

Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2016 05:35 AM (bksJQ)

575 re: Roger Miller and "Chug-a-lug". Sheesh! And I thought the Garth Brooks link was pushing it.

Posted by: creeper at August 09, 2016 05:38 AM (c0HoZ)

576 Most all of the maintenance of federal highways is born by the States through which they run. And how are they financed? A combination of gas tax, general funds, and tolls. Interstate highways originally built using federal money could not be toll roads initially. But congress changed that law a few years ago and States have rapidly tacked tolls on. I-95 is now a toll road almost completely all the way from ME to FL. ONly SC and NC is now toll free and both States have received "permission" from the feds to make them their section toll to.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 05:40 AM (mpXpK)

577 Posted by: Epobirs at August 09, 2016 05:30 AM (IdCqF)

Remember all those signs Obastard had posted at every road construction project, patting himself on the back? "Another project brought to you by the Reinvestment and Recovery Act".

Posted by: creeper at August 09, 2016 05:43 AM (c0HoZ)

578 Some bridges do need repair. the I-80 bridge in Davenport had to have some expansion joints replaced in the last year.
But there is no arguing that appropriated money is just an opportunity for graft and misuse. It is crazy that road funds can be used to build a community center near an interstate as a Study. As though any changes in policy are going to be made as a result of that Study.
It is no wonder the government keeps expanding, and the perpetrators keep getting re-elected.

Posted by: Acme at August 09, 2016 05:43 AM (Efb+O)

579 I wouldn't mind paying tolls if they'd cancel the gas tax. As it is, this is just double taxation. The gas tax was supposed to pay for the roads. But as with all things, government can't seem to live within its budget so it keeps dipping into the taxpayers' pockets.

Posted by: creeper at August 09, 2016 05:47 AM (c0HoZ)

580 All this, and Vic too?! Time flies, and so must I. Time to get to mattress testing.

Posted by: Acme of Dogpatch at August 09, 2016 05:47 AM (Efb+O)

581 Community Centers are not the only scam that gas tax money is being used for. 20% is removed directly from federal gas tax money as a direct subsidy to mass transit in Democrat controlled urban hells. And since all money is fungible it takes funding for mass transit from the city budget and replaces it with gas tax money so you can get more socialist spending.


And most States don't even make any pretense that tolls go to funding for road maintenance. Tolls go directly to the coffers for "general funding". And when highway maintenance gets behind they always scream for increased gas taxes and tolls.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 05:50 AM (mpXpK)

582 Posted by: Acme at August 09, 2016 05:43 AM (Efb+O)

That bridge has been a nightmare ever since they built it. They used foreign fasteners in construction which were later found to be faulty and had to be replaced. It's under construction, being resurfaced or being repainted more often than not.

Posted by: creeper at August 09, 2016 05:51 AM (c0HoZ)

583 The new cleverness in the 'Have you stopped beating your dog? tradition is the 'rumor' that Trump made donations to NAMBLA and that is why he won't release his tax returns. I could be wrong but I'd be rather shocked to hear that NAMBLA has a tax status that would lead one to claim a donation.

Posted by: Epobirs at August 09, 2016 05:57 AM (IdCqF)

584 Good Morning Morons. Today is Tuesday, August 09, 2016. On this day one year ago the big story was that another "misunderstood black yoot" was shot and killed by an out of control white cop in Arlington, TX and Obama sent the corrupt DOJ there to stir up shit. What you haven't heard is what happened with all that. The perp who was shot had rammed his car through the window of a car dealership and was behaving erratically. The cop was fired to appease the mob and charged in the shooting. However, when the case went to the grand jury they returned a no bill verdict. It seems the poor yoot was high on drugs including a powerful hallucinogen. But the cop remains fired.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 05:59 AM (mpXpK)

585 Unidentified muzzies drive by a CA church screaming Allahu Akbar through a bullhorn and taking pictures. No arrests made. Its up to the church to beef up security.


http://tinyurl.com/jdmllns

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 05:59 AM (mpXpK)

586 The muzzies in NJ are up in arms screaming bigotry and discrimination because their permit to build a huge mosque in a quite little high value priced neighborhood was denied based on zoning issues and local opposition. Of course now the ACLU and the corrupt DOJ is involved. Since when has the ACLU been involved in defending "religious freedom"? Oh, these are not conservative Christians.


http://tinyurl.com/ze2hknl

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

587 Mallymood Dinner Jacket has sent a letter to Obama asking him to "fix" the Supreme Court ruling that allows victims of Iranian sponsored terrorism to attach $2B from frozen assets of Iran in the US. As far as I can see there is no legal way for our shit-heal 'n chief to do anything about this. So what will he do?


http://tinyurl.com/hevrpwy

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

588 Trump unveils his plans to jump start the economy which has been mired in Depression II since O'Choom took office. Of course Scankles and the rest of the Democommie Party went instantly into a foaming at the mouth teeth chattering fit because it undid the Choom's tax and spend crap. No mention of rolling back the billions of regulations Chooms pen and phone created though.


http://tinyurl.com/jfxbl5c

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

589 Here Bloomberg says Trump will go after oppressive regulations today.


http://tinyurl.com/h84pe87

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

590 The parents of two of the four Benghazi victims are suing Scankles over her reckless handling of classified information.


http://tinyurl.com/zuctzua

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

591 Obama's corrupt FCC is fining ATnT $7.75 million dollars because drug runners were able to illegally place charges on phone bills to be paid by customers. ATnT was not aware of this scam but they have to pay up anyway. Such is the power of our regulatory dictators now.


http://tinyurl.com/h8jsu2b

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

592 The Gaystapo wants the Big 12 Football conference to deny Brigham Young's request to join the Big 12 Football conference. Will they get their wish? If not they will go to the corrupt NCAA which still bans any playoffs in SC because the NAACP wanted them to because the confederate flag flew over the Statehouse over a decade ago. It has long been removed from the Statehouse and now from the grounds altogether but the ban still holds to bow down and kiss the ass of the NAACP which is one of the most racist groups in the country.


http://tinyurl.com/jjv4m7d

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

593 More and more cities are going after "the soda tax" which they tout as "health reasons". BS, the only health they are concerned about is yet another tax.


http://tinyurl.com/zm5u4s8

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

594 Sailors to get new camouflage uniforms again. Why in the hell do sailors need camouflage uniforms to begin with?



http://tinyurl.com/jxoltyl

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

595 AL has a new law that requires craft breweries to collect detailed personal information on people who purchase beer from them and turn that information over to the State. I smell the distinct odor of crony corruption here by the big breweries. Of course the liberal AP here blames it on being a "bible belt State".


http://tinyurl.com/z3d3a22

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

596 Amazing item from WaTi:


The health of a prospective president is one of the most important issues of any campaign, but whether to ask hard questions about a candidate is usually a matter of whose prospective president, and whose health. When the prospective president is a Democrat, the media only sends candy, flowers and best wishes.


They even go back and talk about how the MFM covered up JFK's health problems.


http://tinyurl.com/hlakusl

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

597

All is not peace among the top GOP apparatchiks as being touted by the RNCe.


http://tinyurl.com/zpwqgka

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

598 Will Smith does a no-no and talks anti-Republican politics while overseas. Perhaps he should review what happened to the Dixie Chicks' career after they did that.


http://tinyurl.com/jmr79p6

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

599 Venezuela really demonstrates the effects of socialism (communism). People are reduced to breaking into the zoos to kill and eat the animals there. So why do American commies still insist we must have this horrid type of government?


http://tinyurl.com/jqsrrvl

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

600
A watchdog group says the University of TN is a cesspool of anti-Semitic behavior from muzzie student groups.


http://tinyurl.com/zld4wn4

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

601 RINO Ryan while campaigning at a factory is forced to answer questions on his support for the odious TPP bill.


http://tinyurl.com/zb8hdsk

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 06:05 AM (mpXpK)

602 Meanwhile he is under attack from moms who have had their children killed by illegal aliens who RINO Ryan wants to give amnesty to.


http://tinyurl.com/zwzgkxb

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 06:05 AM (mpXpK)

603
And Susan Collins (DIABLO-ME) attacks Trump and says she will not vote for him. Her ACU rating of 21 is all too deserving.



http://tinyurl.com/gtoxtyg

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 06:05 AM (mpXpK)

604 Recently returned "clock-boy" has filed a frivolous civil suit against his old school district. I do hope the district forces him to pay all the legal costs when he loses.


http://tinyurl.com/jtcmo72

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 06:06 AM (mpXpK)

605
Ramirez - no update


That's it for today folks. I had to go in and block youtube. All those videos were causing a significant increase in loading times for this page.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 06:06 AM (mpXpK)

606 600

A watchdog group says the University of TN is a cesspool of anti-Semitic behavior from muzzie student groups.


http://tinyurl.com/zld4wn4

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 06:04 AM (mpXpK)
I recently made a decision to move south. Tennessee was high in the running until I realized what the Muslim population was.Oklahoma, here I come.

Posted by: creeper at August 09, 2016 06:07 AM (c0HoZ)

607 http://tinyurl.com/h8jsu2b

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 06:01 AM (mpXpK)
ATT gets far more brickbats than it deserves. Twenty years ago my son ran up $1,500 worth of charges to pron lines on three different telephones, unbeknownst to us. We learned what was going on when ATT called us.Ultimately, they wiped out every penny of those charges with little urging. Assume it had something to do with the fact that my son was a minor at the time but whatever the reason, they were incredibly co-operative.What's going on with this story is easy to see. The feds are just stealing from ATT. It's that simple.

Posted by: creeper at August 09, 2016 06:12 AM (c0HoZ)

608 {looks around at empty room and sobs in despair}

Posted by: creeper at August 09, 2016 06:19 AM (c0HoZ)

609 607 The feds are just stealing from ATT. It's that simple.


Posted by: creeper at August 09, 2016 06:12 AM (c0HoZ)

O'Choom hates big US companies.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 06:21 AM (mpXpK)

610

Normal
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Continuing the superhighway discussion; my other
major bitch about our superhighway system is how the route is chosen for new
highways.


Good old Senator Lindsay
Graham signed onto the Interstate 73 scam for SC. This highway runs from Detroit down to Charlotte and had intended
on running to the connect to I-95 near Wilmington, NC. But somehow the route got changed to follow
the NC-SC border just on the SC side so SC could pay for most of the NC
route. It bypasses all cities of any
size in SC and only benefits residents of Charlotte who want to go to the
beach. But we get to pay for it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 06:22 AM (mpXpK)

611 #598

Will Smith has been doing that sort of thing for many years. He once commented that every day was 9/11 for American blacks. This is a guy who turned down an MIT scholarship to pursue his music career.

Posted by: Epobirs at August 09, 2016 06:22 AM (IdCqF)

612 #594

In her book 'Grunt', Mary Roach asks about the blue camo and is told by one sailor it seems to be for the purpose of a man overboard evading detection and drowning in peace.

Posted by: Epobirs at August 09, 2016 06:26 AM (IdCqF)

613 #612 Now that's good.

Posted by: creeper at August 09, 2016 06:29 AM (c0HoZ)

614 I have always liked Will Smith but this kind of crap will get him on my shit list right quick.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 06:31 AM (mpXpK)

615 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cOypJHqIYgU. Wtf the FBI raided a Hillary campaign office??

Posted by: Jean at August 09, 2016 06:32 AM (ngn8T)

616 I suspect Smith would make a lot more statements of the kind but is discouraged by his Scientology handlers.

Posted by: Epobirs at August 09, 2016 06:33 AM (IdCqF)

617 Birds have announced the arrival of Tuesday. I'm plotting another assault on banks and the drivers license department, trying to get my name changed.

They don't seem to have trouble changing a name after marriage but when I hand them this Court Order restoring my previous name they're stumped. It's a single page and they'll spend ten minutes examining it, trying to figure out what to do with it. I had to threaten to close every account at one bank before they would accept it.

Eff the Patriot Act.

Posted by: creeper at August 09, 2016 06:35 AM (c0HoZ)

618 Unidentified muzzies drive by a CA church screaming Allahu Akbar through a bullhorn and taking pictures. No arrests made. Its up to the church to beef up security.

http://tinyurl.com/jdmllns
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 05:59 AM (mpXpK)

They won't get Federal funds for security like mosques did after 9/11.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 09, 2016 06:36 AM (Ee2nz)

619 617 They don't seem to have trouble changing a name
after marriage but when I hand them this Court Order restoring my
previous name they're stumped. It's a single page and they'll spend ten
minutes examining it, trying to figure out what to do with it. I had to
threaten to close every account at one bank before they would accept it.


Eff the Patriot Act.


Posted by: creeper at August 09, 2016 06:35 AM (c0HoZ)

My daughter didn't seem to have any trouble getting her name changed back after her divorce.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 06:38 AM (mpXpK)

620 618 They won't get Federal funds for security like mosques did after 9/11.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 09, 2016 06:36 AM (Ee2nz)

maybe the feds think like me and consider islame to not be a real religion.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 06:39 AM (mpXpK)

621 It is one thing for the shooter's father to be at Hillary's event. It is another thing entirely, for him to be wearing a red hat, and situated behind her, on camera for extended period of time. Someone(s) did that on purpose. Secret Service, staff... Is someone inside trying to hurt her campaign?

Posted by: Baldy at August 09, 2016 06:41 AM (1SCTq)

622 Where's everybody at this morning?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 06:47 AM (mpXpK)

623 Epobirs - I hope things get better, or at least you find a way to deal with them and find something good.

Posted by: Baldy at August 09, 2016 06:47 AM (1SCTq)

624 My daughter didn't seem to have any trouble getting her name changed back after her divorce.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 06:38 AM (mpXpK)
I believe in the case of divorce any name change is included in the decree and it works like a marriage in reverse.In this case, mr. creeper died in January. This is specific Court Order which deals exclusively with the change of name. All three banks I dealt with yesterday said they rarely see something like this.

Posted by: creeper at August 09, 2016 06:48 AM (c0HoZ)

625 Learn something new today.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 06:50 AM (mpXpK)

626 Imagine if Trump could be tied in any way by several degrees of separation to any mass killer.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 09, 2016 06:56 AM (iLoHX)

627 Vic, did you see this?

"To Save SCOTUS, Trump Must Lose Big"

http://tinyurl.com/h3xoqrz

Posted by: creeper at August 09, 2016 06:57 AM (c0HoZ)

628 627
Vic, did you see this?

"To Save SCOTUS, Trump Must Lose Big"

http://tinyurl.com/h3xoqrz


Posted by: creeper at August 09, 2016 06:57 AM (c0HoZ)




The best way to prevent an activist liberal Justice is to retain the
Senate. The only possible way for the GOP to retain control of the
Senate is if Trump is losing very badly going into election day.
Otherwise, Schumer will by working very closely with the liberal
Democratic President from New York regardless of which candidate wins.



Schumer will work with Scankles under any conditions whether Trump wins or not. The Democrat Presidents always appoint far left judges and the Republicans always trip all over themselves to approve them. The Democrat always rush to black any conservative appointed by a Republican. There is even a name for it now; "Borked". And since the Republicans have had a 60 vote Senate for over 100 years they wind up appoint liberals like Kennedy who is not just a "little bit left".


The only way we will ever fix the federal courts is to take them away from Washington altogether. Make court appointments be picked by the States.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 07:08 AM (mpXpK)

629 After a night of mayhem in Chicago, (7 dead, 9 shoot) the paper makes lots of room for evil Trumps stories....unfit, reckless, etc....

Posted by: Colin at August 09, 2016 07:10 AM (tVUA+)

630 Hopefully today we'll find out the identity of the big, bald, African-American man who shadows Hillary Clinton around with the liquid valium. So many questions.

Name. Medical background. Credentials. Prescription in whose name. Ailment for prescription.

That's just the short list. The American media is one of the most vile, corrupt entities in this country. I don't know how they can get up on the morning and look at themselves in the mirror.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 09, 2016 07:11 AM (ZnIt3)

631 So why do American commies still insist we must have this horrid type of government?

--------------------
So they can get their hands on the whip.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 09, 2016 07:11 AM (/XV2Z)

632 Damn page keeps hanging up and I screwed that last post up so repeat.



Vic, did you see this?

"To Save SCOTUS, Trump Must Lose Big"

http://tinyurl.com/h3xoqrz




Posted by: creeper at August 09, 2016 06:57 AM (c0HoZ)




I disagree wholeheartedly



The best way to prevent an activist liberal Justice is to retain the
Senate. The only possible way for the GOP to retain control of the
Senate is if Trump is losing very badly going into election day.
Otherwise, Schumer will by working very closely with the liberal

Democratic President from New York regardless of which candidate wins.



Schumer
will work with Scankles under any conditions whether Trump wins or not.
The Democrat Presidents always appoint far left judges and the
Republicans always trip all over themselves to approve them. The
Democrat always rush to block any conservative appointed by a
Republican. There is even a name for it now; "Borked". And since the
Republicans have NOT had a 60 vote Senate for over 100 years they wind up
appointing liberals like Kennedy who is not just a "little bit left".


The
only way we will ever fix the federal courts is to take them away from
Washington altogether. Make court appointments be picked by the States.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 07:14 AM (mpXpK)

633 G'mornin' Horde.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 09, 2016 07:15 AM (gUoN4)

634 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 07:14 AM (mpXpK)

I'm amazed by the amount of assward-to reasoning that is accepted without question. I thought the entire article was BS.

Posted by: creeper at August 09, 2016 07:16 AM (c0HoZ)

635

He used often to say there was only one Road; that it was like a great river: its springs were at every doorstep, and every path was its tributary. "It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out of your door," he used to say. "You step into the Road, and if you don't keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to." - Frodo, quoting Bilbo

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at August 09, 2016 07:17 AM (rwI+c)

636 Good Morning Everyone.

For the poll watchers.

https://t.co/yEkepTSoMS

Not Good News for any one person. Trump up by two points.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at August 09, 2016 07:25 AM (WVsWD)

637 >>>>Amazing item from WaTi:


The health of a prospective
president is one of the most important issues of any campaign, but
whether to ask hard questions about a candidate is usually a matter of
whose prospective president, and whose health. When the prospective
president is a Democrat, the media only sends candy, flowers and best
wishes.


They even go back and talk about how the MFM covered up JFK's health problems.
.
.
.hillary has a serious health issue and people are starting to talk about it which is a good thing IMO. Her balance problems suggest something neurological and chronic. Plus there are photos of one of her handlers walking with her holding a Diazepam pen. Those things are used for people with chronic seizure disorder.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 09, 2016 07:25 AM (iONHu)

638 Normal
0


'sup.

Posted by: the barrel at August 09, 2016 07:27 AM (6FqZa)

639 Go away, barrel. You've been hounding me all morning.

{sigh} It'll get me yet.

Posted by: creeper at August 09, 2016 07:30 AM (c0HoZ)

640 Good Morning.

Good news. I slept in past 4:30 AM central
Bad news. I couldn't get to sleep until 12:30

Going to start getting warm again so air con will be on by mid morning.

Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2016 07:30 AM (8ikIW)

641 It'll get me yet.


Posted by: creeper

Quick, change your name. It'll never find you then

Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2016 07:31 AM (8ikIW)

642 Stupid jet lag woke me up at 4:15 again.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 09, 2016 07:31 AM (6FqZa)

643 President Obama Approval Rating: 44% Approval, 52% Disapproval

I have a strong suspicion they oversampled democrats to even get this number. His approval rating among republicans is in the teens.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 09, 2016 07:32 AM (ZnIt3)

644 Allegedly, his name is Dr. Oladotun Okunola, and he is a neurologist.

Blogs, doing the job the MSM won't.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 09, 2016 07:34 AM (ZnIt3)

645 No conservatives ever supported Obama. The "Republicans" like Frum and Buckley Jr who went for this guy were the same twats who've gone on to support #nevertrump. They got theirs and they couldn't care less about the GOP base.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 09, 2016 07:34 AM (6FqZa)

646 Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2016 07:31 AM (8ikIW)

LMAO! I'm workin' on it.

Your sleep schedule is running about like mine, except I'm asleep at 8:00 PM and raring to go at midnight.

Naps help.

Posted by: creeper at August 09, 2016 07:34 AM (c0HoZ)

647 644
Allegedly, his name is Dr. Oladotun Okunola, and he is a neurologist.



Blogs, doing the job the MSM won't.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 09, 2016 07:34 AM (ZnIt3)
Now that is news we can use. Thanks, free range.

Posted by: creeper at August 09, 2016 07:36 AM (c0HoZ)

648 Say goodbye to abdullah ryan. Say goodbye to abdullah ryan.

All together now. Say goodbye to abdullah ryan.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at August 09, 2016 07:40 AM (WVsWD)

649
565 "Radar Love". Is that anything like "Muskrat Love"?
Posted by: creeper at August 09, 2016 04:56 AM (c0HoZ)

No. Just no. Toni can sing.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 09, 2016 07:40 AM (brIR5)

650 The alternative explanation to that photo of Hillary being helped by aids is that the staff was preventing her from running about
yelling "Allahu Akbar" and then not remembering in the morning why she
ever did such a thing (or why all the collateral damage was necessary).

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 09, 2016 07:41 AM (e8kgV)

651 Naps help.


Posted by: creeper

Yep. I worked a job for 30 years that had me up at 3:45 everyday.
Then I retired 7 years ago. Still can't get away from the early AM rising. If I wake up and hear birds singing, I think I overslept

Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2016 07:42 AM (8ikIW)

652 644
Allegedly, his name is Dr. Oladotun Okunola, and he is a neurologist.



Blogs, doing the job the MSM won't.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 09, 2016 07:34 AM (ZnIt3)


Any bets on whether of not her Senate Paid health insurance is paying for a full time neurologist to follow her around?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 07:44 AM (mpXpK)

653 Ok I'm in the van at work, you can put up Morning Dump now. Thanks.

Posted by: JROD at August 09, 2016 07:45 AM (6oDGm)

654 Any bets on whether of not her Senate Paid health insurance is paying for a full time neurologist to follow her around?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2016 07:44 AM (mpXpK)

Do you accept Quatloos?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at August 09, 2016 07:45 AM (WVsWD)

655 That ConservativeTreehouse story on Hill's handler speculated that this guy may some medically-trained SS officer. Don't people know that SS never wears ID badges? This guy is not SS. He's wearing an ID that indicates he has been cleared by SS. In no way does that make him an agent. He's private security.

Posted by: creeper at August 09, 2016 07:47 AM (c0HoZ)

656 Morning y'all. Remember all those devastating hurricanes we were supposed to get because of climate change? Still waiting. They'll probably show up all at once, right around the start of November. (Numbnuts has the keys to the Bush's hurricane machine now)

Posted by: freaked at August 09, 2016 07:48 AM (BO/km)

657 Dump up

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 09, 2016 07:49 AM (SCvwT)

658 >>>>>Allegedly, his name is Dr. Oladotun Okunola, and he is a neurologist.

.
.
.
.Makes sense. He is closer to her than her Secret Service detail at times. After all her closet Aide says she is often confused and needs lots of naps. She is going to stroke out before this is all over.

I can't begin to imagine the hell that would be unleashed on Trump if there was a video with two people helping him climb a flight of six stairs.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 09, 2016 07:50 AM (iONHu)

659 This neurologist has been scrubbed pretty clean, internet wise. Old picture, decades old site. MSM has named him - with a made up name claiming he's secret service which is bullcrap. Agents get cycled in, cycled out. He's a constant.

A personal neurologist, that must cost a pretty penny, every day.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 09, 2016 07:51 AM (ZnIt3)

660 Left off one more "river" song that matters. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ht9OKMV_2U

Posted by: setnaffa at August 09, 2016 09:13 AM (jl6Ly)

661 And then there's "Whiskey River"

Posted by: Mary at August 09, 2016 11:18 AM (2ly7u)

662 Maybe the most beautiful song ever: There's a River, by Steve Winwood

Posted by: rigeldog at August 09, 2016 08:34 PM (HJuIt)

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