Hitler Reacts to Maetenloch Stepping Down from the ONT

Apologies to CDMR -- I said WeirdDave's Hitler Downfall parody should be posted in his ONT, but I want to acknowledge Maet during the waking hours.

Funny stuff from WeirdDave. See vid below.

Posted by: Ace at 02:18 PM




Comments

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1 Still bummed about Maet leaving.

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2016 02:19 PM (TjcfH)

2 not working on my phone, is that part of the hilarity?

Posted by: nckate at August 05, 2016 02:21 PM (QvwhC)

3 Won't play for me.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 05, 2016 02:23 PM (gyKtp)

4 Subtitles not on that linked video

Posted by: Grumpy old man at August 05, 2016 02:23 PM (NPLj5)

5 That clip has become the fart joke of this generation. Only less funny every time it's used.

This is a bummer. I would have preferred a burial at sea and a 21 gun salute.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 05, 2016 02:23 PM (kyumU)

6 At least as viewed from my phone

Posted by: Grumpy old man at August 05, 2016 02:23 PM (NPLj5)

7 Pull mein finger

Posted by: Hitler at August 05, 2016 02:24 PM (k7xKb)

8 Damn that was some funny shit.


...and Hunt Hobos at 180 MPH!

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2016 02:24 PM (TjcfH)

9 I always read the ONT in the morning. Always good for a laugh or three. Thanks Maet!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 05, 2016 02:24 PM (kTF2Z)

10 Wouldn't an Ewok need blocks on the pedals to drive?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Beach Blanket Statements and Other Vacation Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 05, 2016 02:24 PM (hLRSq)

11 High-larry-use!

But still sad. . .

Posted by: David Wellman at August 05, 2016 02:25 PM (Hi6cL)

12

awesome, hehe

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2016 02:25 PM (qCMvj)

13 too soon.

too soon.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 05, 2016 02:25 PM (KUaJL)

14 And what the heck is a Maetenloch anyway?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 05, 2016 02:25 PM (kTF2Z)

15 Who is the replacement?

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 05, 2016 02:25 PM (gyKtp)

16 Sorry Maet is leaving!! Loved the posts even if I rarely visited the comments.


(Ace, if/when you make your exit, please give us a day or two advance warning!)

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2016 02:26 PM (NOIQH)

17

Who's the Open Blogger snooping at the door?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2016 02:26 PM (qCMvj)

18 "It's not impossible. I used to bullseye hoboes at 180 mph in my Ferrari back home."

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 05, 2016 02:26 PM (2lndx)

19 >>what the heck is a Maetenloch anyway?


It's Peruvian for 'Beef Curtains'.

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2016 02:27 PM (TjcfH)

20 I never thought I would say this, but I finally agree with Hitler on something.

Posted by: Killingtime99 at August 05, 2016 02:27 PM (rdGw4)

21 Those guys are morons and not with a capital M!

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at August 05, 2016 02:27 PM (X+nFp)

22 Well, the vid won't play but I can read the captions posted below and it's pretty damn funny.

Posted by: HH at August 05, 2016 02:27 PM (DrCtv)

23 This is horrific news. But after deep and penetrating scrutiny of the situation, and careful analysis of all available facts both public and private, I've finally come to a definitive conclusion about who is responsible for Maet retiring from the ONT.

It was Rafael Cruz. On the grassy knoll.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 05, 2016 02:27 PM (noWW6)

24 Can't you get him back, Ace?
He can do the gun thread. That's only once a week. It would give him a break from politics and allow him to discuss a subject that he has extensive knowledge of.

Posted by: L, Elle, wearing black, mourning Maetenloch's departure at August 05, 2016 02:27 PM (6IPEM)

25 If only I could use my home computer to comment on the ONT.

But I can't because I have been banned from there for whatever reason and must use this one.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Beach Blanket Statements and Other Vacation Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 05, 2016 02:27 PM (hLRSq)

26 Pull mein finger



Nein! Nein! Nein!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 05, 2016 02:28 PM (AY/TT)

27 >>what the heck is a Maetenloch anyway?
"It's Peruvian for 'Beef Curtains'."
-Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2016 02:27 PM (TjcfH)

I have no idea why this is funny, but I laughed anyway.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 05, 2016 02:28 PM (6gk0M)

28 Steiner will come.

Posted by: Hitler at August 05, 2016 02:28 PM (8ZskC)

29 okay check video below post now.

I screwed up. Shocker!

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2016 02:28 PM (dciA+)

30 I always like knowing the ONT was there even though I rarely participated.

It's like hearing mom and dad watching TV downstairs after you go to bed. There was a sense of community and family.

Posted by: Max Power at August 05, 2016 02:29 PM (q177U)

31 what the heck is a Maetenloch anyway?


It's a type of weasel.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at August 05, 2016 02:29 PM (X+nFp)

32 Thanks, Maet. We will miss you.

Posted by: Bad Santa at August 05, 2016 02:29 PM (uLuPn)

33 Sorry, I needed a boy toy.

Posted by: Yoko at August 05, 2016 02:30 PM (eiFlk)

34 Bravo

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 05, 2016 02:30 PM (7ZVPa)

35 "This is horrific news. But after deep and penetrating scrutiny of the situation, and careful analysis of all available facts both public and private, I've finally come to a definitive conclusion about who is responsible for Maet retiring from the ONT.

It was Rafael Cruz. On the grassy knoll.
"
-Posted by: torquewrench at August 05, 2016 02:27 PM (noWW6)

THIS GUY should do the ONT, or anything related to this Blog.

...big fan.

...Big Fan.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 05, 2016 02:30 PM (6gk0M)

36
dAMN

I posted my snark on the wrong thread and now I look like a dufus.

I hate it when that happens.

Posted by: Goth Ghrame Kracker at August 05, 2016 02:30 PM (I2VBa)

37 Do we get to review the resumes for his replacement?

Posted by: Bad Santa at August 05, 2016 02:30 PM (uLuPn)

38 I come not to bury Maetenloch but to praise him.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 05, 2016 02:30 PM (0mRoj)

39 ace, how are the eyes coming along? better i hope.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 05, 2016 02:30 PM (KP5rU)

40 i don't think that fixed it

Posted by: nckate at August 05, 2016 02:30 PM (QvwhC)

41 Every time I refresh Hitler starts over.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at August 05, 2016 02:31 PM (X+nFp)

42 If only I could use my home computer to comment on the ONT.

But I can't because I have been banned from there for whatever reason and must use this one.




Sounds like your isp was caught up in a ban sweep.
Mine too. And work. Cell is only one working.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 05, 2016 02:31 PM (AY/TT)

43 Es kaput.

Posted by: Gmac- 'all politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at August 05, 2016 02:32 PM (NDZt7)

44 Thank you, Maet, for your hard work and for attempting to corral this corgi herd.

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at August 05, 2016 02:32 PM (mf5HN)

45 Too many scripts to watch the video. Sorry!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 05, 2016 02:32 PM (6gk0M)

46 Nein! Nein! Nein!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 05, 2016 02:28 PM (AY/TT)


during my morning route around the neighborhood, this is what I heard from a guy that I was passing

one of his two little yappy dogs was all yappity-do when I approached

He yells, nein, nein, nein, which took me by surprise. True story.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2016 02:33 PM (qCMvj)

47 slap! how you doin?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 05, 2016 02:33 PM (KP5rU)

48 Nice Downfall parody. Downer ending, though.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 05, 2016 02:33 PM (OBRoT)

49 Class warfare against us proles who can't afford computers and only have a phone.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at August 05, 2016 02:33 PM (apJVd)

50 The video isn't here. Must be some problem with the embed code. Just a big chunk of white real estate where something should be.


Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 05, 2016 02:33 PM (R+30W)

51 That's some funny ass shit there.

Huntin' hobos at 180mph.

The Open Bloggers are all fucking idiots!

Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at August 05, 2016 02:34 PM (ATVNj)

52 Nice Downfall parody. Downer ending, though.
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 05, 2016 02:33 PM (OBRoT)



yeah, it was great in every way, but poignant

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2016 02:34 PM (qCMvj)

53 Okay that was pretty damn funny. Now you'll have to peddle around after hobos with a wiffle ball bat.

Posted by: ryukyu at August 05, 2016 02:34 PM (960oq)

54 Otto play!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 05, 2016 02:34 PM (IqV8l)

55 That was one of the best of the many, many, many Downfall parodies.
Hats off to WeirdDave and Maet.

We'll have to mark last night down as an L for ace and for us.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 05, 2016 02:34 PM (kKHcp)

56 OMG, that is hilarious.

*golf clap*

Posted by: Infidel at August 05, 2016 02:35 PM (Z1SI2)

57

I couldn't tell which coblogger was which.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2016 02:35 PM (qCMvj)

58 "Ace was going to buy a Ferrari..."

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 05, 2016 02:35 PM (SeD0w)

59 'Sup, chavez? You angry bastard... lol.

*shoves a beer through the USB port*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 05, 2016 02:35 PM (6gk0M)

60 Ruh Roh!

Is that video going to autoplay with every refresh?
Could be an issue.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 05, 2016 02:35 PM (kKHcp)

61 So I updated Flash and I cannot see
Anything there, it's content-free
And I (I I I)
I saw a cute little piggy

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 05, 2016 02:35 PM (AroJD)

62 At least he isn't posting over at HotGas or the Federalist.

Or is he? Hmmmmmm....

Posted by: MTF at August 05, 2016 02:36 PM (/m8T6)

63 i can't afford to keep a ferrari tuned. much less buy one. fuckin benito.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 05, 2016 02:36 PM (KP5rU)

64 42
If only I could use my home computer to comment on the ONT.



But I can't because I have been banned from there for whatever reason and must use this one.









Sounds like your isp was caught up in a ban sweep.

Mine too. And work. Cell is only one working.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT

My IP got whackd in the Great Hamster Revolt of 2015. Could.Not.Figure.It.Out....

Meat and I spent an hour or two beating the filters for me, Pixy Misa couldn't find it so yesterday I found the solution, it's called Hotspot Shield and its a VPN that allows me to comment with the daywalkers now.

Posted by: Gmac- 'all politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at August 05, 2016 02:36 PM (NDZt7)

65 Good job on the parody, Weird Dave.

Maet is certainly deserving of the best of Teh Moron Horde, and you've delivered.

And I'll second the suggestion to see if Maet can be persuaded to keep his hand in, via the weekly Gum Thread. He's the shoulder thing whut goes up that everyone around here leans on.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 05, 2016 02:37 PM (7x4lH)

66 He yells, nein, nein, nein, which took me by surprise. True story.Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2016 02:33 PM (qCMvj)

I'm sure he only worked in a factory during ze war.

Posted by: troyriser at August 05, 2016 02:37 PM (OGbEB)

67 btw, Y-not has to be the crying girl?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 05, 2016 02:38 PM (kKHcp)

68 59; start putting up the christmas lights yet my friend? or, don't you take them down like me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 05, 2016 02:38 PM (KP5rU)

69 Now *that* was spot-on. I laughed until I cried.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 05, 2016 02:38 PM (IgRG/)

70 Reason #480270974 to hate work: Hitler/Maetenloch Downfall video will no play here.


Which I would think should also piss off Downfall Hitler.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 05, 2016 02:38 PM (TOk1P)

71 Is there a separate link?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 05, 2016 02:38 PM (ODxAs)

72 Duh, Maet and I... F'in autocucumber. BTW, cost was 50 Quatloo's, or coins of the realm.

Posted by: Gmac- 'all politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at August 05, 2016 02:39 PM (NDZt7)

73 btw, Y-not has to be the crying girl?


It looked like lauraW

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 05, 2016 02:39 PM (8ZskC)

74 I would be remiss if I didn't repeat the fact that I will miss Maetenloch. Dude is a fucking treasure.

I will speak of him around fires and tell the young of his lore.

-Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 05, 2016 02:39 PM (6gk0M)

75 The dirndl gave it away.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 05, 2016 02:39 PM (8ZskC)

76 Damned funny stuff. BBye Maet, hope to see you around...

Posted by: mudshark at August 05, 2016 02:39 PM (uLgME)

77 I see nothink on mein screen.

NOTHINK!

Posted by: Sgt. Schultz at August 05, 2016 02:39 PM (VCs6s)

78 And the hump.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 05, 2016 02:40 PM (8ZskC)

79 Meat and I spent an hour or two beating the filters for me, Pixy Misa couldn't find it so yesterday I found the solution, it's called Hotspot Shield and its a VPN that allows me to comment with the daywalkers now.



Oh? Do tell. Would love to go back to wifi instead of LTE data

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 05, 2016 02:40 PM (AY/TT)

80 Firefox rejects the vid outright. Even with ad block off.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at August 05, 2016 02:40 PM (Tyii7)

81 I'm sorry for contributing to the lack of fun times around here lately.

Posted by: Lauren at August 05, 2016 02:40 PM (TWY1+)

82 ...if Maet can be persuaded to keep his hand in, via the weekly Gum Thread....

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 05, 2016 02:37 PM (7x4lH)


TRIDENT SUGARLESS OR WE RIOT!!!

Posted by: BurtTC at August 05, 2016 02:41 PM (TOk1P)

83 Can someone post a link? It's not playing for me.

Posted by: faustino at August 05, 2016 02:41 PM (Jvowd)

84 "start putting up the christmas lights yet my friend? or, don't you take them down like me."
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 05, 2016 02:38 PM (KP5rU)

*HAH!*

They are all stowed-away until Halloween, when I start taking them out and replacing lights.

It always comes too soon and the years get closer together.

*sigh*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 05, 2016 02:41 PM (6gk0M)

85 Weird.

The embedded video works.
If you hit the youtube button you get the original (wrong) video.

Posted by: ArthurK at August 05, 2016 02:42 PM (h53OH)

86 He's gone.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2016 02:42 PM (/tuJf)

87 What video?

Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at August 05, 2016 02:42 PM (ucB75)

88 Tough break about the Ferrari Ace. What was posted on the ONT stayed on the ONT, now it will wander aimlessly about without proper guidance and direction. It's content exposed to a cruel and hurtful band of internet riff-raff eager to deny its true intellectual value and purity...sad!

Posted by: Tyler Mason at August 05, 2016 02:42 PM (Nrh7e)

89 "Why don't we use Disqus or Facebook comments...like every other troll infested blog."


Priceless.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 05, 2016 02:42 PM (SeD0w)

90 So much for hunting hobos at 180 mph.

Oh, well, guess you will have to do it the old fashion way....with a crossbow.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 05, 2016 02:42 PM (/HC6x)

91 I wasn't so much a real-time ont person, but it was really good work he did. I think I understand his feelings right now. I almost feel like taking a hiatus from here myself until some people realize just what the stakes are in this election.

For example, six months from now Hillary Clinton could introduce legislation to shutdown blogs JUST LIKE THIS ONE. Force authentication -- no more anonymous comments. So the lefty neighbor can key your car when he doesn't like something you wrote. Put Ace out of business, with a boot on his face and a black mark on his permanent record, forever.

So let's try to tone it down and keep that horrific bitch out of the white house.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 05, 2016 02:42 PM (ZnIt3)

92 Yeah, a link to the vid would be awesome.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at August 05, 2016 02:42 PM (Tyii7)

93 "I'm sorry for contributing to the lack of fun times around here lately."
-Posted by: Lauren at August 05, 2016 02:40 PM (TWY1+)

You should be, young lady!

*shakes fist at clouds*

...what did she do, again?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 05, 2016 02:43 PM (6gk0M)

94 Scott Adams gripe about the ppickup trucks is obtuse. He basically wants a custom tailored suit and doesn't understand why there aren't any on the rack.

Posted by: x at August 05, 2016 02:43 PM (nFwvY)

95 Eh. Linux no like new flash plug-in.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 05, 2016 02:43 PM (+wjl1)

96 71 Is there a separate link?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 05, 2016 02:38 PM (ODxAs)

Don't think so. If you click on the youtube icon to play it there it just plays the original Downfall video.

Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at August 05, 2016 02:43 PM (mEZce)

97 Now that Maet has hung up his hat for good, let's all take this opportunity to chime in and openly share how we feel about him. I'll go first.

Wait. He still has the keys to the banhammer?

Um... I think I hear my Mom calling.

Someone else go first.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 05, 2016 02:43 PM (noWW6)

98 This place isn't Gawker either.

For starters, Ace doesn't owe a professional wrestler 180 million dollars.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 05, 2016 02:43 PM (/HC6x)

99 I knew this was a parody at "upgrading server capacity".

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 05, 2016 02:44 PM (/HC6x)

100 And the hump.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 05, 2016 02:40 PM


What hump?

Posted by: Eyegore at August 05, 2016 02:44 PM (bzd8I)

101 It's a video of der Führer mooning us with his lily white ass in a snowstorm. Funny stuff!!!

Posted by: db at August 05, 2016 02:44 PM (VPeKk)

102 36
dAMN

I posted my snark on the wrong thread and now I look like a dufus.

I hate it when that happens.

Posted by: Goth Ghrame Kracker

Yeah, that's right. NOW you look like one.

Notice how people readily cop to looking like a dufus, but no one ever admits to actually being a dufus? Well those days are over.

Posted by: A dufus at August 05, 2016 02:44 PM (kfcYC)

103 ..."So let's try to tone it down and keep that horrific bitch out of the white house."
-Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 05, 2016 02:42 PM (ZnIt3)

*ugh*

shut up, please.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 05, 2016 02:45 PM (6gk0M)

104 I'm hoping the video eventually plays on my phone or that we get a link to where we can see it and its subtitles on phones .

Posted by: Grumpy old man at August 05, 2016 02:46 PM (NPLj5)

105 That was bloody hilarious. Maet uber Alles!

Posted by: YatYas at August 05, 2016 02:46 PM (5v4w4)

106 Tough words coming from a guy whose skull ended up in a box at the Kremlin.

Posted by: Churchill at August 05, 2016 02:47 PM (8ZskC)

107 i usually wake up in a good mood. i turn on my local news to get the weather and see a reptilian jug eared fuck and some old fake blonde hag preaching at me. i go into rage convulsions before i can get the channel changed to the local sky pilot. ruins my attitude for the whole day. maybe i should just shoot my fuckin tv.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 05, 2016 02:47 PM (KP5rU)

108 Video is blank space.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 05, 2016 02:47 PM (0mRoj)

109
98 This place isn't Gawker either.

For starters, Ace doesn't owe a professional wrestler 180 million dollars.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life

That's only because he never shares his porn. And what's worse--when he watches, the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing.

Posted by: A dufus at August 05, 2016 02:47 PM (kfcYC)

110 The Open Bloggers are all fucking idiots!

Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at August 05, 2016 02:34 PM (ATVNj)


Now, wait a minute...

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 05, 2016 02:47 PM (OBRoT)

111
Awesome job by WeirdDave. Some funny stuff right there.....

Thanks Maetenloch for all the excellent ONTs you did through your sentence here at AceO Spades. I hope you enjoy your freedom...don't forget to report to your probation officer weekly...and stop messing with your electronic monitor. Thanks.

Posted by: Agent Mosley, FBI at August 05, 2016 02:48 PM (Phipy)

112


Chasing Cars
~Snow Patrol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GemKqzILV4w

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2016 02:48 PM (qCMvj)

113 This should be the link to the video...

http://tinyurl.com/j8g956k

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 05, 2016 02:48 PM (6gk0M)

114 Its autoplaying for me.

Posted by: buzzion at August 05, 2016 02:48 PM (z/Ubi)

115 i usually wake up in a good mood. i turn on my local news to get the weather and see a reptilian jug eared fuck and some old fake blonde hag preaching at me. i go into rage convulsions before i can get the channel changed to the local sky pilot. ruins my attitude for the whole day. maybe i should just shoot my fuckin tv.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 05, 2016 02:47 PM (KP5rU)



yah, do like me, put music on....

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2016 02:48 PM (qCMvj)

116 Who were the chicks out in the hall, Y-Not and votermom?

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 05, 2016 02:48 PM (OBRoT)

117 Is this post supposed to be like Maetenloch's most excellent hidden ONT?

There's no video below the fold, Ace.

Posted by: L, Elle, wearing black, mourning Maetenloch's departure at August 05, 2016 02:49 PM (6IPEM)

118 That's only because he never shares his porn. And what's worse--when he watches, the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing

Well, there was that one time Ace "accidently" linked busty lesbian pron.



Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 05, 2016 02:49 PM (/HC6x)

119 110 The Open Bloggers are all fucking idiots!

Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at August 05, 2016 02:34 PM (ATVNj)

Now, wait a minute...
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 05, 2016 02:47 PM (OBRoT)



Don't worry. You're the crying chick.

Posted by: buzzion at August 05, 2016 02:49 PM (z/Ubi)

120 >>Its autoplaying for me.
Posted by: buzzion

Over and over....and over....

Posted by: Aviator at August 05, 2016 02:49 PM (c7vUv)

121 110 The Open Bloggers are all fucking idiots!

Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at August 05, 2016 02:34 PM (ATVNj)

Now, wait a minute...
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 05, 2016 02:47 PM (OBRoT)

Don't look at me. Just repeating what I heard

Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at August 05, 2016 02:49 PM (mEZce)

122 Nope. I couldn't open it in the link.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 05, 2016 02:50 PM (6gk0M)

123
Notice how people readily cop to looking like a dufus, but no one ever admits to actually being a dufus? Well those days are over.
Posted by: A dufus


You can't even spell it!

Posted by: Doofus at August 05, 2016 02:50 PM (IqV8l)

124 120 >>Its autoplaying for me.
Posted by: buzzion

Over and over....and over....
Posted by: Aviator at August 05, 2016 02:49 PM (c7vUv)

Crimson and clover.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 05, 2016 02:50 PM (0mRoj)

125 115 i usually wake up in a good mood. i turn on my local news to get the weather and see a reptilian jug eared fuck and some old fake blonde hag preaching at me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 05, 2016 02:47 PM (KP5rU)


Jim and Tammy Fae Bakker haven't been on the air in years. How old is your TV?

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 05, 2016 02:50 PM (OBRoT)

126 That is complete GENUIS.

THANK YOU

THANK YOU

THANK YOU

SO fantastic. Best one of these ever.

Love it. Side bar it forever!!

Posted by: simplemind at August 05, 2016 02:50 PM (C6xeQ)

127 Standing Ovation.

Posted by: SH at August 05, 2016 02:51 PM (gmeXX)

128 Video is blank space.

That's a map of how my mind works.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 05, 2016 02:51 PM (YEelc)

129 Working fine for me

Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at August 05, 2016 02:51 PM (mEZce)

130 Who were the chicks out in the hall, Y-Not and votermom?
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 05, 2016 02:48 PM (OBRoT)

lauraW, seems to be the consensus for the girl crying, due to the barely visible hump. It's being obstructed by the other girls arm as she's being comforted.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 05, 2016 02:51 PM (kKHcp)

131 Well, there was that one time Ace "accidently" linked busty lesbian pron.

Yeah, what was that link, again?

Posted by: Asking for a friend at August 05, 2016 02:51 PM (VPeKk)

132 115: this past week i watched ac/dc videos on you tube. much better. wife is off next week. will really fuck up my safe space. i should be be real happy every night.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 05, 2016 02:52 PM (KP5rU)

133 You have to allow Google to sneak up your ass to see the video.

--Negative, Ghostrider. The Pattern is Full.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 05, 2016 02:52 PM (6gk0M)

134 shut up, please.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) 

Yeah, let's check your tone...your words...

"Although it is not in fashion to discredit Trump around here, I despise this non-conservative nightmare. "

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 05, 2016 02:53 PM (ZnIt3)

135 Anyone have a link to the video? I can't see it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 05, 2016 02:53 PM (4e+hS)

136 *snorts*


That is brilliant.


Still dick-punched amount Maety, though.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 05, 2016 02:53 PM (zny7o)

137 "Ace can't blog 24 hours a day".

Translation: Ace is still going to put in a hard 25 minutes of ripping off Hot Air writing each and every day between the civilized hours of 2:00 p.m. and 4:30 p.m.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 05, 2016 02:53 PM (/HC6x)

138 I respect its Minimalism.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 05, 2016 02:53 PM (+wjl1)

139 i hope that wanker twerp who used to suck the oxygen out of the ONTs who derided everyone about their musical tastes isn't going to be doing the onts. he desperately wanted his own thread.

Posted by: nckate at August 05, 2016 02:54 PM (QvwhC)

140 131 Well, there was that one time Ace "accidently" linked busty lesbian pron.

Yeah, what was that link, again?
Posted by: Asking for a friend at August 05, 2016 02:51 PM (VPeKk)



He kind of revealed the other day which site he goes to. And it wasn't the "hub" one. And I think in the next thread a couple people mentioned that their work then blocked that thread. So maybe not the best idea to directly mention a porn site even jokingly.

Posted by: buzzion at August 05, 2016 02:54 PM (z/Ubi)

141 New euphemism for 'lied my ass off.'


Clinton: I 'short-circuited' in describing FBI findings

Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at August 05, 2016 02:54 PM (mEZce)

142 131 Well, there was that one time Ace "accidently" linked busty lesbian pron.

Yeah, what was that link, again?

Posted by: Asking for a friend at August 05, 2016 02:51 PM (VPeKk)


http://minx.cc:1080/?post=166521

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 05, 2016 02:55 PM (OBRoT)

143 Doesn't work in Firefox, works in Chrome.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 05, 2016 02:55 PM (AroJD)

144 125: brand new smart tv. must be full of ghosts or something.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 05, 2016 02:55 PM (KP5rU)

145
Oh, and ALL you subversives have been approved for fun camp... pack lightly.


#soon

Posted by: Agent Mosley, FBI at August 05, 2016 02:55 PM (Phipy)

146 Best.Tribute.Ever. I never commented on the ONT, but I read it. Every night in bed or in the AM if I couldn't stay awake.
Maet will be missed!!!

Posted by: DefendUSA at August 05, 2016 02:55 PM (nAHMK)

147
lauraW, seems to be the consensus for the girl crying, due to the barely visible hump. It's being obstructed by the other girls arm as she's being comforted."

My immediate thought was oh look there's LauraW and the hump!!!

Posted by: simplemind at August 05, 2016 02:55 PM (C6xeQ)

148 Hillary Clinton jokes that her African-American friends have 'tried to expand my musical tastes'

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 05, 2016 02:56 PM (M+Lyo)

149 i hope that wanker twerp who used to suck the oxygen out of the ONTs who derided everyone about their musical tastes isn't going to be doing the onts. he desperately wanted his own thread.
Posted by: nckate at August 05, 2016 02:54 PM (QvwhC)


uh, you're going to have to be waaay more specific than that!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 05, 2016 02:56 PM (kKHcp)

150 148: well, they succeeded in expanding something. pantsuit sales are through the roof.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 05, 2016 02:57 PM (KP5rU)

151 So maybe not the best idea to directly mention a porn site even jokingly.

Posted by: buzzion at August 05, 2016 02:54 PM (z/Ubi)
48-23-34!Uh, I mean, 10-4!

Posted by: Asking for a friend at August 05, 2016 02:58 PM (VPeKk)

152 "Hillary Clinton jokes that her African-American friends have 'tried to expand my musical tastes'.
-Posted by: The Jackhole at August 05, 2016 02:56 PM (M+Lyo)

She also carries hot sauce in her purse.

...and a Blackberry that links to a bathroom server.

She black, y'all!

...and she ain't in no ways taaaarrrred.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 05, 2016 02:58 PM (6gk0M)

153 uh, you're going to have to be waaay more specific than that!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 05, 2016 02:56 PM (kKHcp)

Hold the phones! We have a thread winner!

Possibly for the month but definitely for the week.

Take a bow Jack. Careful with the good eye though.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at August 05, 2016 02:58 PM (X+nFp)

154 Pretty soon Maet's goodbye thread will be aged and anyone commenting on it will be auto-banned.

Irony overload.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2016 02:59 PM (/tuJf)

155 Ace has to be a X-Hamster fan.

They're essentially cousins.

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2016 02:59 PM (TjcfH)

156 i hope that wanker twerp who used to suck the oxygen out of the ONTs who derided everyone about their musical tastes isn't going to be doing the onts. he desperately wanted his own thread.
Posted by: nckate at August 05, 2016 02:54 PM
*******
Who do you mean? JeffB? Ace likes him so anything is possible. I suggested that Ace just repost all Maetenloch's old ONTs starting from his very first one so he is still here in spirit for the next 8 yrs. That would be nice for everyone who showed up here recently and missed so much of his work.
I don't want anyone to take it over. He cannot be replaced.

Posted by: L, Elle, wearing black, mourning Maetenloch's departure at August 05, 2016 02:59 PM (6IPEM)

157 So to map the meme back to reality...ace is Hitler? I've met Hitler, and you, sir are no Addy Hitler.

Posted by: Lloyd Bentsen at August 05, 2016 02:59 PM (Bz0KQ)

158 beavis was way ahead of the curve. he always said lieing is cool. who knew the hillbitch was a fan of that?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 05, 2016 03:00 PM (KP5rU)

159 I'm going to miss the BanHammer. It was beautiful in its own destructive way.

*sniff*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 05, 2016 03:00 PM (6gk0M)

160 Nood.

Posted by: HH at August 05, 2016 03:00 PM (DrCtv)

161 Hitler is pixy.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at August 05, 2016 03:00 PM (X+nFp)

162 Well, there was that one time Ace "accidently" linked busty lesbian pron.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 05, 2016 02:49 PM (/HC6x)


Am I the only one still around who posted a comment on that hi-larious thread?

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 05, 2016 03:01 PM (OBRoT)

163 I don't want anyone to take it over. He cannot be replaced.

Neither could Steiner. Hence the funny sad.

And Ace with a Tiny moustache, raving at the cobs. (catches breath)

Posted by: simplemind at August 05, 2016 03:01 PM (C6xeQ)

164 Don't forget Hillary goes by Colored People Time.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 05, 2016 03:02 PM (+wjl1)

165 So Hitler reports to ace on the blog org chart. Must be VP of Marketing.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at August 05, 2016 03:03 PM (nFdGS)

166 I made the damn thing, and I can't get it to play on Firefox, nor have I been able to download it to host elsewhere. Anyhow, here's a direct link, it works in IE and Chrome:

http://tinyurl.com/jz56bss

Sorry about the problems, they appear to be with the captioning site.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 05, 2016 03:03 PM (N8hFs)

167 that was great. gonna miss Maet, i looked forward to the ONT more than anything on this blog.

Posted by: junior at August 05, 2016 03:03 PM (9xzJW)

168 Oh dear - Well done!

I have never posted here, lurked for years and years.
Absolutely, totally love the ONT content and posters.
Felt so happy every AM when I opened up the blog and Maet's links were all waiting there, never knew where he would take you, but I loved every trip.

Posted by: PonyTail at August 05, 2016 03:04 PM (Za6CI)

169
Love it!

A grade-A tribute to Maet!
Of course, if someone could have photo-shopped Yoko into the crowd, it would have been A+.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 05, 2016 03:04 PM (T/5A0)

170 What happened to Bruce with a wang?

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 05, 2016 03:06 PM (r1fLd)

171 laughter through tears is my favorite emotion

Posted by: Truvy with Dolly's boobs, destroyed at August 05, 2016 03:06 PM (h3IJ6)

172 Thanks guys, that was sorely needed.

Posted by: lowtech redneck at August 05, 2016 03:08 PM (KF8B+)

173 Is this supposed video one of those "The Emperor's New Clothes' loyalty tests? Don't get me wrong, I can totally see it, and it's awesome! I especially liked the scenes in the Himalayas.

Posted by: t-bird at August 05, 2016 03:09 PM (F1ndw)

174
I want to acknowledge Maet during the waking hours


For some hours of "waking", yes?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 05, 2016 03:16 PM (BK3ZS)

175 New euphemism for 'lied my ass off.'
Clinton: I 'short-circuited' in describing FBI findings
Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at August 05, 2016 02:54 PM

Yeah, she "short-circuited" all right. That answer was the most convoluted piece of BS, she can't keep her lies straight. She mentions using 2 accounts, then talks about 1 account. WTeverlovinF?

Posted by: Farmer at August 05, 2016 03:17 PM (o/90i)

176
Don't get me wrong, I can totally see it, and it's awesome! I especially liked the scenes in the Himalayas.


The volcano scene... and, and, Dennehy!!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 05, 2016 03:18 PM (BK3ZS)

177 I'll check it out when I get home.

I think the only Hitler parody video I've seen recently had the "Look Who's Back!" Hitler finding the e-mail address of "Downfall" Hitler, and sending him a threatening e-mail.

Posted by: junior at August 05, 2016 03:21 PM (mUM5y)

178 Heh. That truly is one of the best Downfall parodies I've ever seen.

It seems to play in Chrome. Perhaps one of the more web savvy morons can figure out a way to get the video onto YouTube.

Posted by: Maetenloch at August 05, 2016 03:21 PM (pAlYe)

179 That was pretty good. Way to go WD.

Posted by: f'd at August 05, 2016 03:21 PM (KvWlw)

180 I didn't always read the comments on the ONT thread, but I made a point of reading the quotes Maet posted to kick things off. Maet had a talent for finding quotes that made me stop and think.

I'm sorry Maet's quitting the ONT, and I will really miss his awe inspiring stock of incredibly wonderful quotes. Thanks, Maet!

Posted by: catlady at August 05, 2016 03:22 PM (aQ3UV)

181 Am I the only one still around who posted a comment on that hi-larious thread?


Posted by: OregonMuse at August 05, 2016 03:01 PM (OBRoT)


It may be just you and I. Of course, all the other morons were too busy......uh........"reviewing" the link to comment

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 05, 2016 03:22 PM (/HC6x)

182 >>>89 "Why don't we use Disqus or Facebook comments...like every other troll infested blog."

Priceless.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 05, 2016 02:42 PM (SeD0w)

Yes. But I think it's misspelled as "Discus" on the video.

Posted by: m at August 05, 2016 03:28 PM (gfJWV)

183 I can't see video on iPad, iPhone or Mac. I opened Epic browser on Mac & saw it.

I'm going to miss Maetenloch, though I stopped going on the ONTs because I'd fall asleep while typing. I saw Ace post on Twitter last night & commented & then did exactly as I have been. I woke up with iPad on its stand on my chair.
Now I'm going to have to make sure I hit post!

Posted by: Carol at August 05, 2016 03:28 PM (sj3Ax)

184 NICE JOB, WEIRDDAVE!

Posted by: m at August 05, 2016 03:28 PM (gfJWV)

185 Thanks for the direct link. That was fucking great. Laughed so hard I cried.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 05, 2016 03:33 PM (drWv2)

186 >>>98 This place isn't Gawker either.

For starters, Ace doesn't owe a professional wrestler 180 million dollars.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 05, 2016 02:43 PM (/HC6x)

True.
Um, I think "true."

Posted by: m at August 05, 2016 03:37 PM (gfJWV)

187 She black, y'all!

...and she ain't in no ways taaaarrrred.


She also said she "short-circuited" in an interview.

So it's been confirmed: Hillary is a cyborg.

Posted by: Socratease at August 05, 2016 03:40 PM (FqHs5)

188 I knew ace would post it.

Posted by: CDR M at August 05, 2016 03:41 PM (Pf2mI)

189 We don't allow Flash around our house. Any chance this can be found on YouTube or elsewhere?

Posted by: mindful webworker - flashless at August 05, 2016 03:45 PM (5a8XA)

190 Never mind. Found it at captiongenerator.com.

Posted by: mindful webworker - flashless at August 05, 2016 03:46 PM (5a8XA)

191 Thanks for the memories Maet.

Posted by: ting hung lo at August 05, 2016 03:47 PM (xZc4z)

192 Weird Dave,
Thanks for direct link!

Posted by: Carol at August 05, 2016 03:53 PM (sj3Ax)

193 This is the best website on the Internet.

Posted by: Jobey in Error at August 05, 2016 03:58 PM (PtUUd)

194 This is my favorite place on the internet & exactly why I've stayed away all summer. Once I'm here I can't pull myself away.
Thank you, Maetenloch. Thank you, Ace!
Please don't change!

Posted by: Carol at August 05, 2016 04:04 PM (sj3Ax)

195 Congrats, Weirddave, for a job well done! That was LOL-hilarious! And a fine tribute to our Maet. (*sniff*) Thanks for posting this video during the daylight hours, Ace.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 05, 2016 04:06 PM (tbKrr)

196 Um, Ace?

>>>Apologies to CDMR

It's CDR M.

Posted by: m at August 05, 2016 04:08 PM (gfJWV)

197 This is Awesome. I, personally, am an insomniac Lurker, who would wake at 2-3am and need to do something with my time until I had to get up for real to go to work in the world of unmet expectations. I was enlightened, entertained, and educated by all of Maetenloch's ONT's. Best wishes to him.

Posted by: Candace at August 05, 2016 04:17 PM (i0IQm)

198 OK, I redid the video and got it uploaded to YouTube, so everybody should be able to see it now. Sorry, I had no idea the 1st site was so crappy.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 05, 2016 04:20 PM (N8hFs)

199 I wonder when Ace is going to walk out the back and put a gun to his head and pull the trigger?

All those years of effort and Hillary is walking it in in a landslide. Complete and utter failure for Ace. Has shown everyone just what zero influence a nutter blogger like Ace actually has.

Maet has seen the writing on the wall for a while now and obviously realized he was completely wasting his time.



Posted by: SMO Trump Death at August 05, 2016 04:20 PM (gKXB5)

200 Flash on phone, complete pain in the @ss, little payoff.

Download "dolphin" browser

Open dolphin, go to dolphin settings (dolphin icon) set flash to "always on"

Open phone's settings: go to security, (can be privacy and security under personal) check "unknown sources box"

This might compromise security, but that the heck yolo.

A dolphin shortcut and a flash shortcut appear on your phone's home screen.

This video should show. In vertical mode the image is teeny-tiny itty-bitty, and the choice to turn on subtitles it microscopic. Use magnifying glass and a sewing pin to select "subtitles"

Switching to horizontal for a larger view, then the buttons disappear and you cannot turn on subtitles in viewable size screen. Therefore the video can be viewed but subtitles cannot, the joke, is not available.

Return to phone edit. Remove dolphin, Remove Flash. Reset settings to disallow 3rd party.

I did say it's a pain in the @ss and not worth the trouble nor the risk. You'll have the video without the joke and the full risk of 3rd party flash.

Posted by: bour3 at August 05, 2016 04:31 PM (cyVTQ)

201 Now I'll have to go back to reading Jonah Goldberg and Kevin Williamson posts at night.
'weeps gently' :::sniff:::

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 05, 2016 04:36 PM (o7l6R)

202 LMAO....Man....This blog....gotta love it.

Posted by: Knightbrigade at August 05, 2016 04:52 PM (z4eLR)

203 Weirddave: ...I redid the video and got it uploaded to YouTube...

Excellent, thanks. Now I can download a keeper copy.

Posted by: mindful webworker - flashless at August 05, 2016 04:52 PM (5a8XA)

204 Nice work. What is the software that one uses to make these?

Posted by: Travis at August 05, 2016 04:54 PM (/gUgY)

205 Thanks for fixing so I could see on phone. Outstanding work !

And a fitting tribute to the heart of AOSHQ.

Posted by: Grumpy old man at August 05, 2016 04:55 PM (NPLj5)

206 Classy send off, classy joint.

Posted by: jazzuscounty at August 05, 2016 05:06 PM (iRHb1)

207 Brilliant!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at August 05, 2016 05:09 PM (Saqzi)

208 Awesome! gonna miss you, Maetenloch... good luck!

Posted by: Rusty at August 05, 2016 05:12 PM (cUTQP)

209 Maetenloch will be sorely missed. But what a send off! I love this place. It turns out that military intelligence is not entirely (oxy)moronic.

I got a lifetime supply of military from my old man, who turned around and advised me (1966) to avoid it like the plague. I currently regret taking his advice. It's been a quiet life. Too quiet. They'e out there.

Posted by: phunctor at August 05, 2016 05:15 PM (93Ako)

210 Awww, damn. Maet's Overnight was last thing I read before bed.....it was always fun and a good way to end the day. Good luck & God speed in whatever new adventure is ahead.

Posted by: dixiegal88 at August 05, 2016 05:22 PM (n9Dq9)

211 *wild applause*

"Do you think this is Buzzfeed?"

Posted by: MDH3 at August 05, 2016 05:30 PM (SHrBQ)

212 Always have checked out the ONT the following day and was amazed at all the fresh material. Best of luck to Maet, he will be missed.

Posted by: waelse1 at August 05, 2016 05:41 PM (TE4K8)

213 I agree this is the Best Website on all of the Intergalactic Interwebs. Thank you Ace! Thank you Maet! Thank you Weird Dave for the awesome tribute. Thank you all the COBS and Open Bloggers.

Never Give Up!! - We've got a Nation (heck, the whole planet Earth if we go under) to save from all the billions of idiots out there.

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at August 05, 2016 05:43 PM (U8Hxf)

214 Firefox rejects the vid outright. Even with ad block off.


Posted by: That guy who always says... at August 05, 2016 02:40 PM (Tyii7)

Plays fine here with Firefox ver 46.0. No problem at all.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 05, 2016 05:48 PM (TPimP)

215 Brilliant! Miss you, Maet.

Posted by: sinalco at August 05, 2016 05:50 PM (yODqO)

216 The Hitler gag never gets old for me and that was a great script. I could barely keep in the laughs at work.

Posted by: TheSampo at August 05, 2016 05:51 PM (tlGxr)

217 Excellent. Well done Weird Dave. Thank you all.

Posted by: gracepc at August 05, 2016 05:57 PM (OU4q6)

218 Lost it at Val-U-Rite! Here's a virtual toast to Maet, thank you for all your hard work...and another to all the morons and ettes....and to Ace...and to all the other wonderful contributors. Drink up everyone!

Posted by: ama at August 05, 2016 06:24 PM (q//fW)

219 I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

"He doesn't mean you" made me rock back in my chair. Just good stuff.

Posted by: Heralder at August 05, 2016 06:31 PM (oCER9)

220 GREAT job, Weirddave. Now that Maet is gone, you're my favorite number two.

Posted by: Deb at August 05, 2016 06:43 PM (3vEgg)

221 Ok, just got home and it works in Epic. Great job!

Posted by: t-bird at August 05, 2016 06:56 PM (OLNwX)

222 Funny vid. Bad news, now I'll never know how to pronounce "Maetenloch".

Posted by: waelse1 at August 05, 2016 06:58 PM (iFjK/)

223 Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

I do have to say that since Hotair switched to facebook, I'm sure their hits have dropped off exponentially. Also, if they keep posting things like they have in the last two days, they will crash and crash hard. I took them off my favorites list.

Posted by: Isolden at August 05, 2016 07:10 PM (O7hFp)

224 Maet, thank you for all you did. Best wishes for you going forward.

Posted by: tbodie at August 05, 2016 07:54 PM (cb/hk)

225 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I have already had a bad day dealing with Cigna bs. No.

Dear Maet, you were my favorite. I forbid you to go.
August 5, 2016 Dame ChristyBlinky Declaration of Gin

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at August 05, 2016 08:02 PM (9A4UU)

226 This is simply genius. Bravo!

So many inside jokes.

I LMAO.

We'll miss you Maet. Thanks for the memories.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 05, 2016 08:08 PM (SEXy3)

227 Great video, Weird Dave.

Maet, who is to blame for this??? Point them out to me. I am in a fighting mood.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at August 05, 2016 08:21 PM (9A4UU)

228 Applause and standing ovation. LMAO!!! I want to see the Ewok suit! Is it anything like the Chairman Mao pant suits Hillary wears?

Posted by: Locke Common at August 05, 2016 08:40 PM (y4lrA)

229 Fucking brilliant video!!!!

Posted by: Aewl at August 05, 2016 08:45 PM (hbTwt)

230 That was one funny video!

Thanks for all the memories!

Posted by: Dansgirls at August 05, 2016 08:55 PM (xBbs+)

231 Holy shit! I can finally post again after being auto banned 4 years ago.

I only had to move 1500 miles..... Totally worth it.

Posted by: Aewl at August 05, 2016 08:56 PM (hbTwt)

232 110
The Open Bloggers are all fucking idiots!

Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at August 05, 2016 02:34 PM (ATVNj)

Now, wait a minute...


Posted by: OregonMuse at August 05, 2016 02:47 PM (OBRoT)


I'm sure he didn't mean you.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 05, 2016 08:58 PM (EzgxV)

233 Cutting over to the lady crying in the background had me on the floor!

Damn I'm going to miss the ONT!

Posted by: Dansgirls at August 05, 2016 09:00 PM (xBbs+)

234 I knew the cute kitten pics the last few days were just a lead-in to something vile. Heavy lurker, light commenter here, but my day was never complete without the ONT.

Vaya con dios, Maet.

WeirdDave, that kicked ass. I mean actual ass. There is a donkey lying on the ground at my feet bleeding as a result of that video.
And an excess of Valu-Rite, but mostly the video.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 05, 2016 09:23 PM (1fPSD)

235 Fucking Brilliant !!!!!

Posted by: James Douglas at August 05, 2016 10:53 PM (blnJH)

236 That is the best damn "Hitler responds..." video I've ever seen.
Gonna miss Maetenloch.

Posted by: GWB at August 06, 2016 09:06 AM (rlO7t)

237 A f-ing plus

Still, seems like bleak days, Maet leaving, Ace talking about leaving....

Posted by: Grandmalcaesar at August 06, 2016 11:07 AM (LbbJZ)

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