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Still bummed about Maet leaving.
Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2016 02:19 PM (TjcfH) 2
not working on my phone, is that part of the hilarity?
Posted by: nckate at August 05, 2016 02:21 PM (QvwhC) 3
Won't play for me.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 05, 2016 02:23 PM (gyKtp) 4
Subtitles not on that linked video
Posted by: Grumpy old man at August 05, 2016 02:23 PM (NPLj5) 5
That clip has become the fart joke of this generation. Only less funny every time it's used.
This is a bummer. I would have preferred a burial at sea and a 21 gun salute. Posted by: Marcus T at August 05, 2016 02:23 PM (kyumU) 6
At least as viewed from my phone
Posted by: Grumpy old man at August 05, 2016 02:23 PM (NPLj5) 7
Pull mein finger
Posted by: Hitler at August 05, 2016 02:24 PM (k7xKb) Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2016 02:24 PM (TjcfH) 9
I always read the ONT in the morning. Always good for a laugh or three. Thanks Maet!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 05, 2016 02:24 PM (kTF2Z) 10
Wouldn't an Ewok need blocks on the pedals to drive?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Beach Blanket Statements and Other Vacation Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 05, 2016 02:24 PM (hLRSq) Posted by: David Wellman at August 05, 2016 02:25 PM (Hi6cL) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2016 02:25 PM (qCMvj) Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 05, 2016 02:25 PM (KUaJL) 14
And what the heck is a Maetenloch anyway?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 05, 2016 02:25 PM (kTF2Z) 15
Who is the replacement?
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 05, 2016 02:25 PM (gyKtp) 16
Sorry Maet is leaving!! Loved the posts even if I rarely visited the comments.
(Ace, if/when you make your exit, please give us a day or two advance warning!) Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2016 02:26 PM (NOIQH) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2016 02:26 PM (qCMvj) 18
"It's not impossible. I used to bullseye hoboes at 180 mph in my Ferrari back home."
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 05, 2016 02:26 PM (2lndx) Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2016 02:27 PM (TjcfH) 20
I never thought I would say this, but I finally agree with Hitler on something.
Posted by: Killingtime99 at August 05, 2016 02:27 PM (rdGw4) 21
Those guys are morons and not with a capital M!
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at August 05, 2016 02:27 PM (X+nFp) 22
Well, the vid won't play but I can read the captions posted below and it's pretty damn funny.
Posted by: HH at August 05, 2016 02:27 PM (DrCtv) 23
This is horrific news. But after deep and penetrating scrutiny of the situation, and careful analysis of all available facts both public and private, I've finally come to a definitive conclusion about who is responsible for Maet retiring from the ONT.
It was Rafael Cruz. On the grassy knoll. Posted by: torquewrench at August 05, 2016 02:27 PM (noWW6) 24
Can't you get him back, Ace?
He can do the gun thread. That's only once a week. It would give him a break from politics and allow him to discuss a subject that he has extensive knowledge of. Posted by: L, Elle, wearing black, mourning Maetenloch's departure at August 05, 2016 02:27 PM (6IPEM) 25
If only I could use my home computer to comment on the ONT.
But I can't because I have been banned from there for whatever reason and must use this one. Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Get Your Beach Blanket Statements and Other Vacation Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 05, 2016 02:27 PM (hLRSq) Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 05, 2016 02:28 PM (AY/TT) 27
>>what the heck is a Maetenloch anyway?
"It's Peruvian for 'Beef Curtains'." -Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2016 02:27 PM (TjcfH) I have no idea why this is funny, but I laughed anyway. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 05, 2016 02:28 PM (6gk0M) 28
Steiner will come.
Posted by: Hitler at August 05, 2016 02:28 PM (8ZskC) Posted by: ace at August 05, 2016 02:28 PM (dciA+) 30
I always like knowing the ONT was there even though I rarely participated.
It's like hearing mom and dad watching TV downstairs after you go to bed. There was a sense of community and family. Posted by: Max Power at August 05, 2016 02:29 PM (q177U) Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at August 05, 2016 02:29 PM (X+nFp) 32
Thanks, Maet. We will miss you.
Posted by: Bad Santa at August 05, 2016 02:29 PM (uLuPn) 33
Sorry, I needed a boy toy.
Posted by: Yoko at August 05, 2016 02:30 PM (eiFlk) 34
Bravo
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 05, 2016 02:30 PM (7ZVPa) 35
"This is horrific news. But after deep and penetrating scrutiny of the situation, and careful analysis of all available facts both public and private, I've finally come to a definitive conclusion about who is responsible for Maet retiring from the ONT.
It was Rafael Cruz. On the grassy knoll." -Posted by: torquewrench at August 05, 2016 02:27 PM (noWW6) THIS GUY should do the ONT, or anything related to this Blog. ...big fan. ...Big Fan. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 05, 2016 02:30 PM (6gk0M) 36
dAMN I posted my snark on the wrong thread and now I look like a dufus. I hate it when that happens. Posted by: Goth Ghrame Kracker at August 05, 2016 02:30 PM (I2VBa) 37
Do we get to review the resumes for his replacement?
Posted by: Bad Santa at August 05, 2016 02:30 PM (uLuPn) 38
I come not to bury Maetenloch but to praise him.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 05, 2016 02:30 PM (0mRoj) 39
ace, how are the eyes coming along? better i hope.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 05, 2016 02:30 PM (KP5rU) 40
i don't think that fixed it
Posted by: nckate at August 05, 2016 02:30 PM (QvwhC) 41
Every time I refresh Hitler starts over.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at August 05, 2016 02:31 PM (X+nFp) 42
If only I could use my home computer to comment on the ONT.
But I can't because I have been banned from there for whatever reason and must use this one. Sounds like your isp was caught up in a ban sweep. Mine too. And work. Cell is only one working. Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 05, 2016 02:31 PM (AY/TT) 43
Es kaput.
Posted by: Gmac- 'all politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at August 05, 2016 02:32 PM (NDZt7) 44
Thank you, Maet, for your hard work and for attempting to corral this corgi herd.
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at August 05, 2016 02:32 PM (mf5HN) 45
Too many scripts to watch the video. Sorry!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 05, 2016 02:32 PM (6gk0M) 46
Nein! Nein! Nein!
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 05, 2016 02:28 PM (AY/TT) during my morning route around the neighborhood, this is what I heard from a guy that I was passing one of his two little yappy dogs was all yappity-do when I approached He yells, nein, nein, nein, which took me by surprise. True story. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2016 02:33 PM (qCMvj) 47
slap! how you doin?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 05, 2016 02:33 PM (KP5rU) 48
Nice Downfall parody. Downer ending, though.
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 05, 2016 02:33 PM (OBRoT) 49
Class warfare against us proles who can't afford computers and only have a phone.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at August 05, 2016 02:33 PM (apJVd) 50
The video isn't here. Must be some problem with the embed code. Just a big chunk of white real estate where something should be.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 05, 2016 02:33 PM (R+30W) 51
That's some funny ass shit there.
Huntin' hobos at 180mph. The Open Bloggers are all fucking idiots! Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at August 05, 2016 02:34 PM (ATVNj) 52
Nice Downfall parody. Downer ending, though.
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 05, 2016 02:33 PM (OBRoT) yeah, it was great in every way, but poignant Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2016 02:34 PM (qCMvj) 53
Okay that was pretty damn funny. Now you'll have to peddle around after hobos with a wiffle ball bat.
Posted by: ryukyu at August 05, 2016 02:34 PM (960oq) 54
Otto play!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 05, 2016 02:34 PM (IqV8l) 55
That was one of the best of the many, many, many Downfall parodies.
Hats off to WeirdDave and Maet. We'll have to mark last night down as an L for ace and for us. Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 05, 2016 02:34 PM (kKHcp) Posted by: Infidel at August 05, 2016 02:35 PM (Z1SI2) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2016 02:35 PM (qCMvj) 58
"Ace was going to buy a Ferrari..."
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 05, 2016 02:35 PM (SeD0w) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 05, 2016 02:35 PM (6gk0M) Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 05, 2016 02:35 PM (kKHcp) 61
So I updated Flash and I cannot see
Anything there, it's content-free And I (I I I) I saw a cute little piggy Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 05, 2016 02:35 PM (AroJD) Posted by: MTF at August 05, 2016 02:36 PM (/m8T6) 63
i can't afford to keep a ferrari tuned. much less buy one. fuckin benito.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 05, 2016 02:36 PM (KP5rU) 64
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If only I could use my home computer to comment on the ONT. But I can't because I have been banned from there for whatever reason and must use this one. Sounds like your isp was caught up in a ban sweep. Mine too. And work. Cell is only one working. Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT My IP got whackd in the Great Hamster Revolt of 2015. Could.Not.Figure.It.Out.... Meat and I spent an hour or two beating the filters for me, Pixy Misa couldn't find it so yesterday I found the solution, it's called Hotspot Shield and its a VPN that allows me to comment with the daywalkers now. Posted by: Gmac- 'all politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at August 05, 2016 02:36 PM (NDZt7) 65
Good job on the parody, Weird Dave.
Maet is certainly deserving of the best of Teh Moron Horde, and you've delivered. And I'll second the suggestion to see if Maet can be persuaded to keep his hand in, via the weekly Gum Thread. He's the shoulder thing whut goes up that everyone around here leans on. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at August 05, 2016 02:37 PM (7x4lH) 66
He yells, nein, nein, nein, which took me by surprise. True story.Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2016 02:33 PM (qCMvj)
I'm sure he only worked in a factory during ze war. Posted by: troyriser at August 05, 2016 02:37 PM (OGbEB) 67
btw, Y-not has to be the crying girl?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 05, 2016 02:38 PM (kKHcp) 68
59; start putting up the christmas lights yet my friend? or, don't you take them down like me.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 05, 2016 02:38 PM (KP5rU) 69
Now *that* was spot-on. I laughed until I cried.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 05, 2016 02:38 PM (IgRG/) 70
Reason #480270974 to hate work: Hitler/Maetenloch Downfall video will no play here.
Which I would think should also piss off Downfall Hitler. Posted by: BurtTC at August 05, 2016 02:38 PM (TOk1P) 71
Is there a separate link?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 05, 2016 02:38 PM (ODxAs) 72
Duh, Maet and I... F'in autocucumber. BTW, cost was 50 Quatloo's, or coins of the realm.
Posted by: Gmac- 'all politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at August 05, 2016 02:39 PM (NDZt7) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 05, 2016 02:39 PM (8ZskC) 74
I would be remiss if I didn't repeat the fact that I will miss Maetenloch. Dude is a fucking treasure.
I will speak of him around fires and tell the young of his lore. -Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 05, 2016 02:39 PM (6gk0M) 75
The dirndl gave it away.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 05, 2016 02:39 PM (8ZskC) 76
Damned funny stuff. BBye Maet, hope to see you around...
Posted by: mudshark at August 05, 2016 02:39 PM (uLgME) Posted by: Sgt. Schultz at August 05, 2016 02:39 PM (VCs6s) 78
And the hump.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 05, 2016 02:40 PM (8ZskC) 79
Meat and I spent an hour or two beating the filters for me, Pixy Misa couldn't find it so yesterday I found the solution, it's called Hotspot Shield and its a VPN that allows me to comment with the daywalkers now.
Oh? Do tell. Would love to go back to wifi instead of LTE data Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 05, 2016 02:40 PM (AY/TT) 80
Firefox rejects the vid outright. Even with ad block off.
Posted by: That guy who always says... at August 05, 2016 02:40 PM (Tyii7) 81
I'm sorry for contributing to the lack of fun times around here lately.
Posted by: Lauren at August 05, 2016 02:40 PM (TWY1+) 82
...if Maet can be persuaded to keep his hand in, via the weekly Gum Thread....
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at August 05, 2016 02:37 PM (7x4lH) TRIDENT SUGARLESS OR WE RIOT!!! Posted by: BurtTC at August 05, 2016 02:41 PM (TOk1P) 83
Can someone post a link? It's not playing for me.
Posted by: faustino at August 05, 2016 02:41 PM (Jvowd) 84
"start putting up the christmas lights yet my friend? or, don't you take them down like me."
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 05, 2016 02:38 PM (KP5rU) *HAH!* They are all stowed-away until Halloween, when I start taking them out and replacing lights. It always comes too soon and the years get closer together. *sigh* Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 05, 2016 02:41 PM (6gk0M) 85
Weird.
The embedded video works. If you hit the youtube button you get the original (wrong) video. Posted by: ArthurK at August 05, 2016 02:42 PM (h53OH) 86
He's gone.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2016 02:42 PM (/tuJf) 87
What video?
Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at August 05, 2016 02:42 PM (ucB75) 88
Tough break about the Ferrari Ace. What was posted on the ONT stayed on the ONT, now it will wander aimlessly about without proper guidance and direction. It's content exposed to a cruel and hurtful band of internet riff-raff eager to deny its true intellectual value and purity...sad!
Posted by: Tyler Mason at August 05, 2016 02:42 PM (Nrh7e) 89
"Why don't we use Disqus or Facebook comments...like every other troll infested blog."
Priceless. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 05, 2016 02:42 PM (SeD0w) 90
So much for hunting hobos at 180 mph.
Oh, well, guess you will have to do it the old fashion way....with a crossbow. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 05, 2016 02:42 PM (/HC6x) 91
I wasn't so much a real-time ont person, but it was really good work he did. I think I understand his feelings right now. I almost feel like taking a hiatus from here myself until some people realize just what the stakes are in this election.
For example, six months from now Hillary Clinton could introduce legislation to shutdown blogs JUST LIKE THIS ONE. Force authentication -- no more anonymous comments. So the lefty neighbor can key your car when he doesn't like something you wrote. Put Ace out of business, with a boot on his face and a black mark on his permanent record, forever. So let's try to tone it down and keep that horrific bitch out of the white house. Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 05, 2016 02:42 PM (ZnIt3) 92
Yeah, a link to the vid would be awesome.
Posted by: That guy who always says... at August 05, 2016 02:42 PM (Tyii7) 93
"I'm sorry for contributing to the lack of fun times around here lately."
-Posted by: Lauren at August 05, 2016 02:40 PM (TWY1+) You should be, young lady! *shakes fist at clouds* ...what did she do, again? Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 05, 2016 02:43 PM (6gk0M) 94
Scott Adams gripe about the ppickup trucks is obtuse. He basically wants a custom tailored suit and doesn't understand why there aren't any on the rack.
Posted by: x at August 05, 2016 02:43 PM (nFwvY) 95
Eh. Linux no like new flash plug-in.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 05, 2016 02:43 PM (+wjl1) 96
71 Is there a separate link?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 05, 2016 02:38 PM (ODxAs) Don't think so. If you click on the youtube icon to play it there it just plays the original Downfall video. Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at August 05, 2016 02:43 PM (mEZce) 97
Now that Maet has hung up his hat for good, let's all take this opportunity to chime in and openly share how we feel about him. I'll go first.
Wait. He still has the keys to the banhammer? Um... I think I hear my Mom calling. Someone else go first. Posted by: torquewrench at August 05, 2016 02:43 PM (noWW6) 98
This place isn't Gawker either.
For starters, Ace doesn't owe a professional wrestler 180 million dollars. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 05, 2016 02:43 PM (/HC6x) 99
I knew this was a parody at "upgrading server capacity".
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 05, 2016 02:44 PM (/HC6x) Posted by: Eyegore at August 05, 2016 02:44 PM (bzd8I) 101
It's a video of der Führer mooning us with his lily white ass in a snowstorm. Funny stuff!!!
Posted by: db at August 05, 2016 02:44 PM (VPeKk) 102
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dAMN I posted my snark on the wrong thread and now I look like a dufus. I hate it when that happens. Posted by: Goth Ghrame Kracker Yeah, that's right. NOW you look like one. Notice how people readily cop to looking like a dufus, but no one ever admits to actually being a dufus? Well those days are over. Posted by: A dufus at August 05, 2016 02:44 PM (kfcYC) 103
..."So let's try to tone it down and keep that horrific bitch out of the white house."
-Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 05, 2016 02:42 PM (ZnIt3) *ugh* shut up, please. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 05, 2016 02:45 PM (6gk0M) 104
I'm hoping the video eventually plays on my phone or that we get a link to where we can see it and its subtitles on phones .
Posted by: Grumpy old man at August 05, 2016 02:46 PM (NPLj5) 105
That was bloody hilarious. Maet uber Alles!
Posted by: YatYas at August 05, 2016 02:46 PM (5v4w4) 106
Tough words coming from a guy whose skull ended up in a box at the Kremlin.
Posted by: Churchill at August 05, 2016 02:47 PM (8ZskC) 107
i usually wake up in a good mood. i turn on my local news to get the weather and see a reptilian jug eared fuck and some old fake blonde hag preaching at me. i go into rage convulsions before i can get the channel changed to the local sky pilot. ruins my attitude for the whole day. maybe i should just shoot my fuckin tv.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 05, 2016 02:47 PM (KP5rU) 108
Video is blank space.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 05, 2016 02:47 PM (0mRoj) 109
98 This place isn't Gawker either. For starters, Ace doesn't owe a professional wrestler 180 million dollars. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life That's only because he never shares his porn. And what's worse--when he watches, the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing. Posted by: A dufus at August 05, 2016 02:47 PM (kfcYC) 110
The Open Bloggers are all fucking idiots!
Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at August 05, 2016 02:34 PM (ATVNj) Now, wait a minute... Posted by: OregonMuse at August 05, 2016 02:47 PM (OBRoT) 111
Awesome job by WeirdDave. Some funny stuff right there..... Thanks Maetenloch for all the excellent ONTs you did through your sentence here at AceO Spades. I hope you enjoy your freedom...don't forget to report to your probation officer weekly...and stop messing with your electronic monitor. Thanks. Posted by: Agent Mosley, FBI at August 05, 2016 02:48 PM (Phipy) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2016 02:48 PM (qCMvj) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 05, 2016 02:48 PM (6gk0M) 114
Its autoplaying for me.
Posted by: buzzion at August 05, 2016 02:48 PM (z/Ubi) 115
i usually wake up in a good mood. i turn on my local news to get the weather and see a reptilian jug eared fuck and some old fake blonde hag preaching at me. i go into rage convulsions before i can get the channel changed to the local sky pilot. ruins my attitude for the whole day. maybe i should just shoot my fuckin tv.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 05, 2016 02:47 PM (KP5rU) yah, do like me, put music on.... Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2016 02:48 PM (qCMvj) 116
Who were the chicks out in the hall, Y-Not and votermom?
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 05, 2016 02:48 PM (OBRoT) 117
Is this post supposed to be like Maetenloch's most excellent hidden ONT?
There's no video below the fold, Ace. Posted by: L, Elle, wearing black, mourning Maetenloch's departure at August 05, 2016 02:49 PM (6IPEM) 118
That's only because he never shares his porn. And what's worse--when he watches, the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing
Well, there was that one time Ace "accidently" linked busty lesbian pron. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 05, 2016 02:49 PM (/HC6x) 119
110 The Open Bloggers are all fucking idiots!
Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at August 05, 2016 02:34 PM (ATVNj) Now, wait a minute... Posted by: OregonMuse at August 05, 2016 02:47 PM (OBRoT) Don't worry. You're the crying chick. Posted by: buzzion at August 05, 2016 02:49 PM (z/Ubi) Posted by: Aviator at August 05, 2016 02:49 PM (c7vUv) 121
110 The Open Bloggers are all fucking idiots!
Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at August 05, 2016 02:34 PM (ATVNj) Now, wait a minute... Posted by: OregonMuse at August 05, 2016 02:47 PM (OBRoT) Don't look at me. Just repeating what I heard Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at August 05, 2016 02:49 PM (mEZce) 122
Nope. I couldn't open it in the link.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 05, 2016 02:50 PM (6gk0M) 123
Notice how people readily cop to looking like a dufus, but no one ever admits to actually being a dufus? Well those days are over. Posted by: A dufus You can't even spell it! Posted by: Doofus at August 05, 2016 02:50 PM (IqV8l) 124
120 >>Its autoplaying for me.
Posted by: buzzion Over and over....and over.... Posted by: Aviator at August 05, 2016 02:49 PM (c7vUv) Crimson and clover. Posted by: Insomniac at August 05, 2016 02:50 PM (0mRoj) 125
115 i usually wake up in a good mood. i turn on my local news to get the weather and see a reptilian jug eared fuck and some old fake blonde hag preaching at me.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 05, 2016 02:47 PM (KP5rU) Jim and Tammy Fae Bakker haven't been on the air in years. How old is your TV? Posted by: OregonMuse at August 05, 2016 02:50 PM (OBRoT) 126
That is complete GENUIS.
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU SO fantastic. Best one of these ever. Love it. Side bar it forever!! Posted by: simplemind at August 05, 2016 02:50 PM (C6xeQ) 127
Standing Ovation.
Posted by: SH at August 05, 2016 02:51 PM (gmeXX) Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 05, 2016 02:51 PM (YEelc) 129
Working fine for me
Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at August 05, 2016 02:51 PM (mEZce) 130
Who were the chicks out in the hall, Y-Not and votermom?
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 05, 2016 02:48 PM (OBRoT) lauraW, seems to be the consensus for the girl crying, due to the barely visible hump. It's being obstructed by the other girls arm as she's being comforted. Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 05, 2016 02:51 PM (kKHcp) 131
Well, there was that one time Ace "accidently" linked busty lesbian pron.
Yeah, what was that link, again? Posted by: Asking for a friend at August 05, 2016 02:51 PM (VPeKk) 132
115: this past week i watched ac/dc videos on you tube. much better. wife is off next week. will really fuck up my safe space. i should be be real happy every night.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 05, 2016 02:52 PM (KP5rU) 133
You have to allow Google to sneak up your ass to see the video.
--Negative, Ghostrider. The Pattern is Full. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 05, 2016 02:52 PM (6gk0M) 134
shut up, please.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Yeah, let's check your tone...your words... "Although it is not in fashion to discredit Trump around here, I despise this non-conservative nightmare. " Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at August 05, 2016 02:53 PM (ZnIt3) 135
Anyone have a link to the video? I can't see it.
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 05, 2016 02:53 PM (4e+hS) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 05, 2016 02:53 PM (zny7o) 137
"Ace can't blog 24 hours a day".
Translation: Ace is still going to put in a hard 25 minutes of Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 05, 2016 02:53 PM (/HC6x) 138
I respect its Minimalism.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 05, 2016 02:53 PM (+wjl1) 139
i hope that wanker twerp who used to suck the oxygen out of the ONTs who derided everyone about their musical tastes isn't going to be doing the onts. he desperately wanted his own thread.
Posted by: nckate at August 05, 2016 02:54 PM (QvwhC) 140
131 Well, there was that one time Ace "accidently" linked busty lesbian pron.
Yeah, what was that link, again? Posted by: Asking for a friend at August 05, 2016 02:51 PM (VPeKk) He kind of revealed the other day which site he goes to. And it wasn't the "hub" one. And I think in the next thread a couple people mentioned that their work then blocked that thread. So maybe not the best idea to directly mention a porn site even jokingly. Posted by: buzzion at August 05, 2016 02:54 PM (z/Ubi) Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at August 05, 2016 02:54 PM (mEZce) 142
131 Well, there was that one time Ace "accidently" linked busty lesbian pron.
Yeah, what was that link, again? Posted by: Asking for a friend at August 05, 2016 02:51 PM (VPeKk) http://minx.cc:1080/?post=166521 Posted by: OregonMuse at August 05, 2016 02:55 PM (OBRoT) 143
Doesn't work in Firefox, works in Chrome.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 05, 2016 02:55 PM (AroJD) 144
125: brand new smart tv. must be full of ghosts or something.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 05, 2016 02:55 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: Agent Mosley, FBI at August 05, 2016 02:55 PM (Phipy) 146
Best.Tribute.Ever. I never commented on the ONT, but I read it. Every night in bed or in the AM if I couldn't stay awake.
Maet will be missed!!! Posted by: DefendUSA at August 05, 2016 02:55 PM (nAHMK) 147
lauraW, seems to be the consensus for the girl crying, due to the barely visible hump. It's being obstructed by the other girls arm as she's being comforted." My immediate thought was oh look there's LauraW and the hump!!! Posted by: simplemind at August 05, 2016 02:55 PM (C6xeQ) 148
Hillary Clinton jokes that her African-American friends have 'tried to expand my musical tastes'
Posted by: The Jackhole at August 05, 2016 02:56 PM (M+Lyo) 149
i hope that wanker twerp who used to suck the oxygen out of the ONTs who derided everyone about their musical tastes isn't going to be doing the onts. he desperately wanted his own thread.
Posted by: nckate at August 05, 2016 02:54 PM (QvwhC) uh, you're going to have to be waaay more specific than that! Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 05, 2016 02:56 PM (kKHcp) 150
148: well, they succeeded in expanding something. pantsuit sales are through the roof.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 05, 2016 02:57 PM (KP5rU) 151
So maybe not the best idea to directly mention a porn site even jokingly.
Posted by: buzzion at August 05, 2016 02:54 PM (z/Ubi)48-23-34!Uh, I mean, 10-4! Posted by: Asking for a friend at August 05, 2016 02:58 PM (VPeKk) 152
"Hillary Clinton jokes that her African-American friends have 'tried to expand my musical tastes'.
-Posted by: The Jackhole at August 05, 2016 02:56 PM (M+Lyo) She also carries hot sauce in her purse. ...and a Blackberry that links to a bathroom server. She black, y'all! ...and she ain't in no ways taaaarrrred. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 05, 2016 02:58 PM (6gk0M) 153
uh, you're going to have to be waaay more specific than that!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 05, 2016 02:56 PM (kKHcp) Hold the phones! We have a thread winner! Possibly for the month but definitely for the week. Take a bow Jack. Careful with the good eye though. Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at August 05, 2016 02:58 PM (X+nFp) 154
Pretty soon Maet's goodbye thread will be aged and anyone commenting on it will be auto-banned.
Irony overload. Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2016 02:59 PM (/tuJf) Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2016 02:59 PM (TjcfH) 156
i hope that wanker twerp who used to suck the oxygen out of the ONTs who derided everyone about their musical tastes isn't going to be doing the onts. he desperately wanted his own thread.
Posted by: nckate at August 05, 2016 02:54 PM ******* Who do you mean? JeffB? Ace likes him so anything is possible. I suggested that Ace just repost all Maetenloch's old ONTs starting from his very first one so he is still here in spirit for the next 8 yrs. That would be nice for everyone who showed up here recently and missed so much of his work. I don't want anyone to take it over. He cannot be replaced. Posted by: L, Elle, wearing black, mourning Maetenloch's departure at August 05, 2016 02:59 PM (6IPEM) 157
So to map the meme back to reality...ace is Hitler? I've met Hitler, and you, sir are no Addy Hitler.
Posted by: Lloyd Bentsen at August 05, 2016 02:59 PM (Bz0KQ) 158
beavis was way ahead of the curve. he always said lieing is cool. who knew the hillbitch was a fan of that?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 05, 2016 03:00 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at August 05, 2016 03:00 PM (6gk0M) 160
Nood.
Posted by: HH at August 05, 2016 03:00 PM (DrCtv) 161
Hitler is pixy.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at August 05, 2016 03:00 PM (X+nFp) 162
Well, there was that one time Ace "accidently" linked busty lesbian pron.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 05, 2016 02:49 PM (/HC6x) Am I the only one still around who posted a comment on that hi-larious thread? Posted by: OregonMuse at August 05, 2016 03:01 PM (OBRoT) 163
I don't want anyone to take it over. He cannot be replaced.
Neither could Steiner. Hence the funny sad. And Ace with a Tiny moustache, raving at the cobs. (catches breath) Posted by: simplemind at August 05, 2016 03:01 PM (C6xeQ) 164
Don't forget Hillary goes by Colored People Time.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 05, 2016 03:02 PM (+wjl1) 165
So Hitler reports to ace on the blog org chart. Must be VP of Marketing.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at August 05, 2016 03:03 PM (nFdGS) 166
I made the damn thing, and I can't get it to play on Firefox, nor have I been able to download it to host elsewhere. Anyhow, here's a direct link, it works in IE and Chrome:
http://tinyurl.com/jz56bss Sorry about the problems, they appear to be with the captioning site. Posted by: Weirddave at August 05, 2016 03:03 PM (N8hFs) 167
that was great. gonna miss Maet, i looked forward to the ONT more than anything on this blog.
Posted by: junior at August 05, 2016 03:03 PM (9xzJW) 168
Oh dear - Well done!
I have never posted here, lurked for years and years. Absolutely, totally love the ONT content and posters. Felt so happy every AM when I opened up the blog and Maet's links were all waiting there, never knew where he would take you, but I loved every trip. Posted by: PonyTail at August 05, 2016 03:04 PM (Za6CI) 169
Love it! A grade-A tribute to Maet! Of course, if someone could have photo-shopped Yoko into the crowd, it would have been A+. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 05, 2016 03:04 PM (T/5A0) 170
What happened to Bruce with a wang?
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 05, 2016 03:06 PM (r1fLd) 171
laughter through tears is my favorite emotion
Posted by: Truvy with Dolly's boobs, destroyed at August 05, 2016 03:06 PM (h3IJ6) 172
Thanks guys, that was sorely needed.
Posted by: lowtech redneck at August 05, 2016 03:08 PM (KF8B+) 173
Is this supposed video one of those "The Emperor's New Clothes' loyalty tests? Don't get me wrong, I can totally see it, and it's awesome! I especially liked the scenes in the Himalayas.
Posted by: t-bird at August 05, 2016 03:09 PM (F1ndw) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 05, 2016 03:16 PM (BK3ZS) 175
New euphemism for 'lied my ass off.'
Clinton: I 'short-circuited' in describing FBI findings Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at August 05, 2016 02:54 PM Yeah, she "short-circuited" all right. That answer was the most convoluted piece of BS, she can't keep her lies straight. She mentions using 2 accounts, then talks about 1 account. WTeverlovinF? Posted by: Farmer at August 05, 2016 03:17 PM (o/90i) 176
Don't get me wrong, I can totally see it, and it's awesome! I especially liked the scenes in the Himalayas. The volcano scene... and, and, Dennehy!! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 05, 2016 03:18 PM (BK3ZS) 177
I'll check it out when I get home.
I think the only Hitler parody video I've seen recently had the "Look Who's Back!" Hitler finding the e-mail address of "Downfall" Hitler, and sending him a threatening e-mail. Posted by: junior at August 05, 2016 03:21 PM (mUM5y) 178
Heh. That truly is one of the best Downfall parodies I've ever seen.
It seems to play in Chrome. Perhaps one of the more web savvy morons can figure out a way to get the video onto YouTube. Posted by: Maetenloch at August 05, 2016 03:21 PM (pAlYe) 179
That was pretty good. Way to go WD.
Posted by: f'd at August 05, 2016 03:21 PM (KvWlw) 180
I didn't always read the comments on the ONT thread, but I made a point of reading the quotes Maet posted to kick things off. Maet had a talent for finding quotes that made me stop and think.
I'm sorry Maet's quitting the ONT, and I will really miss his awe inspiring stock of incredibly wonderful quotes. Thanks, Maet! Posted by: catlady at August 05, 2016 03:22 PM (aQ3UV) 181
Am I the only one still around who posted a comment on that hi-larious thread?
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 05, 2016 03:01 PM (OBRoT) It may be just you and I. Of course, all the other morons were too busy......uh........"reviewing" the link to comment Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 05, 2016 03:22 PM (/HC6x) 182
>>>89 "Why don't we use Disqus or Facebook comments...like every other troll infested blog."
Priceless. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 05, 2016 02:42 PM (SeD0w) Yes. But I think it's misspelled as "Discus" on the video. Posted by: m at August 05, 2016 03:28 PM (gfJWV) 183
I can't see video on iPad, iPhone or Mac. I opened Epic browser on Mac & saw it.
I'm going to miss Maetenloch, though I stopped going on the ONTs because I'd fall asleep while typing. I saw Ace post on Twitter last night & commented & then did exactly as I have been. I woke up with iPad on its stand on my chair. Now I'm going to have to make sure I hit post! Posted by: Carol at August 05, 2016 03:28 PM (sj3Ax) 184
NICE JOB, WEIRDDAVE!
Posted by: m at August 05, 2016 03:28 PM (gfJWV) 185
Thanks for the direct link. That was fucking great. Laughed so hard I cried.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 05, 2016 03:33 PM (drWv2) 186
>>>98 This place isn't Gawker either.
For starters, Ace doesn't owe a professional wrestler 180 million dollars. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 05, 2016 02:43 PM (/HC6x) True. Um, I think "true." Posted by: m at August 05, 2016 03:37 PM (gfJWV) 187
She black, y'all!
...and she ain't in no ways taaaarrrred. She also said she "short-circuited" in an interview. So it's been confirmed: Hillary is a cyborg. Posted by: Socratease at August 05, 2016 03:40 PM (FqHs5) 188
I knew ace would post it.
Posted by: CDR M at August 05, 2016 03:41 PM (Pf2mI) 189
We don't allow Flash around our house. Any chance this can be found on YouTube or elsewhere?
Posted by: mindful webworker - flashless at August 05, 2016 03:45 PM (5a8XA) 190
Never mind. Found it at captiongenerator.com.
Posted by: mindful webworker - flashless at August 05, 2016 03:46 PM (5a8XA) 191
Thanks for the memories Maet.
Posted by: ting hung lo at August 05, 2016 03:47 PM (xZc4z) Posted by: Carol at August 05, 2016 03:53 PM (sj3Ax) 193
This is the best website on the Internet.
Posted by: Jobey in Error at August 05, 2016 03:58 PM (PtUUd) 194
This is my favorite place on the internet & exactly why I've stayed away all summer. Once I'm here I can't pull myself away.
Thank you, Maetenloch. Thank you, Ace! Please don't change! Posted by: Carol at August 05, 2016 04:04 PM (sj3Ax) 195
Congrats, Weirddave, for a job well done! That was LOL-hilarious! And a fine tribute to our Maet. (*sniff*) Thanks for posting this video during the daylight hours, Ace.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 05, 2016 04:06 PM (tbKrr) Posted by: m at August 05, 2016 04:08 PM (gfJWV) 197
This is Awesome. I, personally, am an insomniac Lurker, who would wake at 2-3am and need to do something with my time until I had to get up for real to go to work in the world of unmet expectations. I was enlightened, entertained, and educated by all of Maetenloch's ONT's. Best wishes to him.
Posted by: Candace at August 05, 2016 04:17 PM (i0IQm) 198
OK, I redid the video and got it uploaded to YouTube, so everybody should be able to see it now. Sorry, I had no idea the 1st site was so crappy.
Posted by: Weirddave at August 05, 2016 04:20 PM (N8hFs) 199
I wonder when Ace is going to walk out the back and put a gun to his head and pull the trigger?
All those years of effort and Hillary is walking it in in a landslide. Complete and utter failure for Ace. Has shown everyone just what zero influence a nutter blogger like Ace actually has. Maet has seen the writing on the wall for a while now and obviously realized he was completely wasting his time. Posted by: SMO Trump Death at August 05, 2016 04:20 PM (gKXB5) 200
Flash on phone, complete pain in the @ss, little payoff.
Download "dolphin" browser Open dolphin, go to dolphin settings (dolphin icon) set flash to "always on" Open phone's settings: go to security, (can be privacy and security under personal) check "unknown sources box" This might compromise security, but that the heck yolo. A dolphin shortcut and a flash shortcut appear on your phone's home screen. This video should show. In vertical mode the image is teeny-tiny itty-bitty, and the choice to turn on subtitles it microscopic. Use magnifying glass and a sewing pin to select "subtitles" Switching to horizontal for a larger view, then the buttons disappear and you cannot turn on subtitles in viewable size screen. Therefore the video can be viewed but subtitles cannot, the joke, is not available. Return to phone edit. Remove dolphin, Remove Flash. Reset settings to disallow 3rd party. I did say it's a pain in the @ss and not worth the trouble nor the risk. You'll have the video without the joke and the full risk of 3rd party flash. Posted by: bour3 at August 05, 2016 04:31 PM (cyVTQ) 201
Now I'll have to go back to reading Jonah Goldberg and Kevin Williamson posts at night.
'weeps gently' :::sniff::: Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 05, 2016 04:36 PM (o7l6R) 202
LMAO....Man....This blog....gotta love it.
Posted by: Knightbrigade at August 05, 2016 04:52 PM (z4eLR) 203
Weirddave: ...I redid the video and got it uploaded to YouTube...
Excellent, thanks. Now I can download a keeper copy. Posted by: mindful webworker - flashless at August 05, 2016 04:52 PM (5a8XA) 204
Nice work. What is the software that one uses to make these?
Posted by: Travis at August 05, 2016 04:54 PM (/gUgY) 205
Thanks for fixing so I could see on phone. Outstanding work !
And a fitting tribute to the heart of AOSHQ. Posted by: Grumpy old man at August 05, 2016 04:55 PM (NPLj5) 206
Classy send off, classy joint.
Posted by: jazzuscounty at August 05, 2016 05:06 PM (iRHb1) 207
Brilliant!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at August 05, 2016 05:09 PM (Saqzi) 208
Awesome! gonna miss you, Maetenloch... good luck!
Posted by: Rusty at August 05, 2016 05:12 PM (cUTQP) 209
Maetenloch will be sorely missed. But what a send off! I love this place. It turns out that military intelligence is not entirely (oxy)moronic.
I got a lifetime supply of military from my old man, who turned around and advised me (1966) to avoid it like the plague. I currently regret taking his advice. It's been a quiet life. Too quiet. They'e out there. Posted by: phunctor at August 05, 2016 05:15 PM (93Ako) 210
Awww, damn. Maet's Overnight was last thing I read before bed.....it was always fun and a good way to end the day. Good luck & God speed in whatever new adventure is ahead.
Posted by: dixiegal88 at August 05, 2016 05:22 PM (n9Dq9) Posted by: MDH3 at August 05, 2016 05:30 PM (SHrBQ) 212
Always have checked out the ONT the following day and was amazed at all the fresh material. Best of luck to Maet, he will be missed.
Posted by: waelse1 at August 05, 2016 05:41 PM (TE4K8) 213
I agree this is the Best Website on all of the Intergalactic Interwebs. Thank you Ace! Thank you Maet! Thank you Weird Dave for the awesome tribute. Thank you all the COBS and Open Bloggers.
Never Give Up!! - We've got a Nation (heck, the whole planet Earth if we go under) to save from all the billions of idiots out there. Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at August 05, 2016 05:43 PM (U8Hxf) 214
Firefox rejects the vid outright. Even with ad block off.
Posted by: That guy who always says... at August 05, 2016 02:40 PM (Tyii7) Plays fine here with Firefox ver 46.0. No problem at all. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 05, 2016 05:48 PM (TPimP) 215
Brilliant! Miss you, Maet.
Posted by: sinalco at August 05, 2016 05:50 PM (yODqO) 216
The Hitler gag never gets old for me and that was a great script. I could barely keep in the laughs at work.
Posted by: TheSampo at August 05, 2016 05:51 PM (tlGxr) 217
Excellent. Well done Weird Dave. Thank you all.
Posted by: gracepc at August 05, 2016 05:57 PM (OU4q6) 218
Lost it at Val-U-Rite! Here's a virtual toast to Maet, thank you for all your hard work...and another to all the morons and ettes....and to Ace...and to all the other wonderful contributors. Drink up everyone!
Posted by: ama at August 05, 2016 06:24 PM (q//fW) 219
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
"He doesn't mean you" made me rock back in my chair. Just good stuff. Posted by: Heralder at August 05, 2016 06:31 PM (oCER9) 220
GREAT job, Weirddave. Now that Maet is gone, you're my favorite number two.
Posted by: Deb at August 05, 2016 06:43 PM (3vEgg) 221
Ok, just got home and it works in Epic. Great job!
Posted by: t-bird at August 05, 2016 06:56 PM (OLNwX) 222
Funny vid. Bad news, now I'll never know how to pronounce "Maetenloch".
Posted by: waelse1 at August 05, 2016 06:58 PM (iFjK/) 223
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
I do have to say that since Hotair switched to facebook, I'm sure their hits have dropped off exponentially. Also, if they keep posting things like they have in the last two days, they will crash and crash hard. I took them off my favorites list. Posted by: Isolden at August 05, 2016 07:10 PM (O7hFp) 224
Maet, thank you for all you did. Best wishes for you going forward.
Posted by: tbodie at August 05, 2016 07:54 PM (cb/hk) 225
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I have already had a bad day dealing with Cigna bs. No. Dear Maet, you were my favorite. I forbid you to go. August 5, 2016 Dame ChristyBlinky Declaration of Gin Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at August 05, 2016 08:02 PM (9A4UU) 226
This is simply genius. Bravo!
So many inside jokes. I LMAO. We'll miss you Maet. Thanks for the memories. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 05, 2016 08:08 PM (SEXy3) 227
Great video, Weird Dave.
Maet, who is to blame for this??? Point them out to me. I am in a fighting mood. Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at August 05, 2016 08:21 PM (9A4UU) 228
Applause and standing ovation. LMAO!!! I want to see the Ewok suit! Is it anything like the Chairman Mao pant suits Hillary wears?
Posted by: Locke Common at August 05, 2016 08:40 PM (y4lrA) Posted by: Aewl at August 05, 2016 08:45 PM (hbTwt) Posted by: Dansgirls at August 05, 2016 08:55 PM (xBbs+) 231
Holy shit! I can finally post again after being auto banned 4 years ago.
I only had to move 1500 miles..... Totally worth it. Posted by: Aewl at August 05, 2016 08:56 PM (hbTwt) 232
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The Open Bloggers are all fucking idiots! Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at August 05, 2016 02:34 PM (ATVNj) Now, wait a minute... Posted by: OregonMuse at August 05, 2016 02:47 PM (OBRoT) I'm sure he didn't mean you. Posted by: cthulhu at August 05, 2016 08:58 PM (EzgxV) 233
Cutting over to the lady crying in the background had me on the floor!
Damn I'm going to miss the ONT! Posted by: Dansgirls at August 05, 2016 09:00 PM (xBbs+) 234
I knew the cute kitten pics the last few days were just a lead-in to something vile. Heavy lurker, light commenter here, but my day was never complete without the ONT.
Vaya con dios, Maet. WeirdDave, that kicked ass. I mean actual ass. There is a donkey lying on the ground at my feet bleeding as a result of that video. And an excess of Valu-Rite, but mostly the video. Posted by: tankdemon at August 05, 2016 09:23 PM (1fPSD) 235
Fucking Brilliant !!!!!
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