Thursday Morning News Dump (8/4/16) [Mis. Hum.]

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1 Finally first?

Posted by: Chillin the most at August 04, 2016 07:42 AM (BI43k)

2 2nd

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 04, 2016 07:43 AM (WlGX+)

3 The DC transit cop busted for terrorism, they have yet to publish a photo of him. A court room drawing depicts him as white. I was in a courtroom with an artist and the large black court reporter came out as a thin asian woman.

Anyway, the sketch as the cop with long hair. I wasnt aware he was working undercover. And his atty had a mohawk.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2016 07:45 AM (iQIUe)

4 If I was to put a fender from another car on Brad, would Brad be trans-fendered?

Posted by: Chick Who Named Her Car "Brad" at August 04, 2016 07:45 AM (WlGX+)

5 What's that about fresh hell?

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at August 04, 2016 07:45 AM (PFy0L)

6 The UK is a mess and under threat of terrorist attacks yet they allow muslim tourists??

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2016 07:46 AM (iQIUe)

7 SCOTUS has to get involved in high school transgender bathroom use? Holy moly, how many of these kids are there, five maybe?

Get to work on stuff actually affecting America why don't you.

Posted by: MTF at August 04, 2016 07:47 AM (/m8T6)

8 6 The UK is a mess and under threat of terrorist attacks yet they allow muslim tourists??

Terrorist attack? Not to worry.

The authoritahs keep assuring us it's a mental health issue.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 04, 2016 07:48 AM (WlGX+)

9 If I were to use American currency in Canada I would be both trans-tendered and trans-spendered.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 04, 2016 07:49 AM (WlGX+)

10 Islam is a mental health issue.

Posted by: Lauren at August 04, 2016 07:51 AM (xHsw3)

11 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 04, 2016 07:51 AM (ZQfW9)

12
London Attacker Was Somali Origin With Norwegian Passport, Victims from USA, UK, Aus, Israel

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2016 07:51 AM (iQIUe)

13 If Muzzy terrorist attacks start to cause a large decline in American tourists, the Europeans may finally do something about the elephant in the room. They sure as hell aren't going to tackle the problem because their culture is being destroyed, young women are being raped or large parts of the cities are no-go zones But loss of tourist dollars/ Now that is a crisis that must be addressed!

Posted by: Ripley at August 04, 2016 07:51 AM (1BQGO)

14 Norwegian-Samalie = muzzie import.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 04, 2016 07:51 AM (mpXpK)

15 would an UNEXIT be called an entrance?

Posted by: the real ch3 at August 04, 2016 07:52 AM (IG5KL)

16 OBama, releasing all those murderous thugs that 9 other Presidents would not do.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 04, 2016 07:52 AM (mpXpK)

17 London guy was Somali but they're like "oh it was random guys! Totes not terrorism.

Bullshit.

Posted by: Lauren at August 04, 2016 07:52 AM (xHsw3)

18 Well crud. Looks like I can't drive the Trabbi in Osterreich anymore. Not enough tires.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at August 04, 2016 07:53 AM (WVsWD)

19 Iran Takes Another American Hostage After Obama's $400 Million 'Side Deal'

MFM: Story? What story?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 04, 2016 07:54 AM (auHtY)

20 On the Federal Bureau of Incompetence, I realize there are lots of recent examples, but one sticks in my mind: Noor Zalhi Salman, co-conspirator to the Orlando terrorist, is still missing.

Is the FBI even trying to find her?

Posted by: MTF at August 04, 2016 07:54 AM (/m8T6)

21 Nope, no fresh hell today, and the old stale hell was getting pretty rank so I threw it out.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 04, 2016 07:55 AM (gUoN4)

22 morn'n 'rons. Coffee's up.

Posted by: willy at August 04, 2016 07:56 AM (Ffw22)

23 NY Republican voting for Scankles? His ACU rating last year was 25, he is no Republican. He is a Democrat with an R after his name; a DIABLO.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 04, 2016 07:56 AM (mpXpK)

24 I often think back to my very first FIAT.

And then I found this article from Road and Track, which pretty much covers exactly the same model which I used to own and drive in Italy when we were stationed there.

The embedded video is very good at showing the little things that FIAT 500 owners loved about the car.

http://tinyurl.com/hcbpr9e

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 07:57 AM (ptqRm)

25 By the way, Free Republic says Noor Salman was permitted to leave the United States and is now in Jordan. Not sure how reliable that story is.

Totally bizarre.

Posted by: MTF at August 04, 2016 07:57 AM (/m8T6)

26 London attack, Paris attack, Berlin attack, Orlando attack, San Diego attack, operations in Syria, Iraq and Libya, etc, etc.

You have to give the muzzies a little credit. They accomplished more in the last 8 years under Obama than the Red Army did from 1945 till 1989.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 04, 2016 07:57 AM (ej1L0)

27 Yeah, the EPA spill is being "investigated". A new excuse for blowing off a Congressional subpoena.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 04, 2016 07:57 AM (mpXpK)

28 nothing to see here, Reports of Trump rallies in Daytona drawing up to 10k and Jacksonville up to 15k supporters.

/move along..msm

Posted by: willy at August 04, 2016 07:57 AM (Ffw22)

29 Great! Another day in which Trump's every move and word will be portrayed as hyperbolically ridiculous and Hillary's every crime and lie will be ignored, not only by the media, but by the establishment of both parties - the illustrious ruling class!

(This is where Megyn makes her snide cute face.)

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 04, 2016 07:58 AM (4ng05)

30 13 If Muzzy terrorist attacks start to cause a large decline in American tourists, the Europeans may finally do something about the elephant in the room. They sure as hell aren't going to tackle the problem because their culture is being destroyed, young women are being raped or large parts of the cities are no-go zones But loss of tourist dollars/ Now that is a crisis that must be addressed!
Posted by: Ripley at August 04, 2016 07:51 AM (1BQGO)

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Alas, I dont think so. They appear to be hell bent on self destruction there.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2016 07:59 AM (iQIUe)

31 Since speaking of the source of most of terrorism by name and focusing efforts on that source is prohibited, we can always bribe the terrorists with pallets of cash and they will leave us alone, right?

Posted by: Ripley at August 04, 2016 07:59 AM (1BQGO)

32
Obviously this poor Norwegian fellow was being discriminated against because of his skin color. Employers wouldn't hire him. He had no friends. All the white oppressors were keeping him down.

No wonder the poor fellow snapped. I would do the same if I was treated the way the poor man was being oppressed.

Obama is doing his best to get innocent people release from prison, but he is only one man, and because of all the tangled up laws so many people are unjustly sentenced to long prison terms for cirmes they did not commit.

Posted by: I. Seeit at August 04, 2016 08:00 AM (H7oFY)

33 Did Trump hurt anyone's touchy feelings overnight?

Posted by: WeBoned! at August 04, 2016 08:00 AM (SOVQ8)

34 29
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He's getting Borked/Palinized and to some degree Reagan got the same treatment.

Embrace it, the MSM is the enemy of liberty.

Posted by: willy at August 04, 2016 08:01 AM (Ffw22)

35 UNEXIT is waay past due.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 04, 2016 08:01 AM (4ng05)

36 " we can always bribe the terrorists with pallets of cash and they will leave us alone, right?"

See: Paying the Danegeld

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 08:01 AM (ptqRm)

37 I was fortunate enough to be able to go to Vienna, London and Barcelona in the past four years. Glad I was able to see them before the mass influx. Sad I'll never get to see Paris. No desire to go now. I truly don't understand why these countries, including ours, are allowing this mass migration. It boggles the mind.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at August 04, 2016 08:01 AM (i9hGv)

38 Mary, is that you ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 04, 2016 08:02 AM (gUoN4)

39 Well, it made me smile-

Before and after pictures from dog haircuts:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/j42e8hj

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2016 08:02 AM (HXQyP)

40 If I switch from gin to whiskey at this time of the morning am I trans-bendered?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 04, 2016 08:02 AM (mgbwf)

41 33 Did Trump hurt anyone's touchy feelings overnight?
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[paraphrasing]He called hrc a liar, the MSM dispicable, and said the country is run by incompetents.

so, yeah. The #alwayshillaryiers hardest hit

Posted by: willy at August 04, 2016 08:03 AM (Ffw22)

42 Thank you POTUS! Better lock your doors!

Posted by: Felon McFelonface at August 04, 2016 08:03 AM (0qzjh)

43
A Swiss fan of the Islamic State complained that he confiscated explosive material

Within the scope of criminal proceedings MPC, Abdullah criticized the raid he suffered and the fact that 800 grams of red phosphorus, explosive material have been confiscated

http://goo.gl/hLXvnt

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2016 08:04 AM (iQIUe)

44 I just love the "Trump Hates Babies" story.

It so perfectly illustrates what rot exists in the place of journalism. The discouraging part is that there are plenty of people who ought to know better, who react to these people who permeate nearly all facets of the news industrial complex as if they are something other than what they are.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2016 08:06 AM (Pz4pT)

45 Nothing like Georgia, Arizona, and Utah becoming toss-ups!

Whatever Trump is doing, he needs to do something very different. And soon.

Posted by: Rich at August 04, 2016 08:06 AM (ygBCA)

46 40: "If I switch from gin to whiskey at this time of the morning am I trans-bendered?"

Isn't that why they invented the Cosmopolitan?

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or TEXIT) at August 04, 2016 08:07 AM (yiTg1)

47
I think europeans have been so indoctrinated in socialism that they have lost the will to survive.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2016 08:07 AM (iQIUe)

48 He called hrc a liar, the MSM despicable, and said the country is run by incompetents.

In other words, the truth. Nothing wrong with the truth. This country needs a good dose of it.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at August 04, 2016 08:07 AM (Z4hTv)

49 34 He's getting Borked/Palinized and to some degree Reagan got the same treatment.
===========================

It's working too. Trump is being made unacceptable to voters.

Posted by: MTF at August 04, 2016 08:07 AM (/m8T6)

50
Good morning, First Name Guy!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2016 08:07 AM (LuZz8)

51
"I just love the "Trump Hates Babies" story.

Posted by: BurtTC "

Does that mean the MSM is done consoling the Clinton Foundation's Sharia loving tax lawyer?

Posted by: Ripley at August 04, 2016 08:08 AM (1BQGO)

52 " If I switch from gin to whiskey at this time of the morning am I trans-gendered?"

It sort of depends.

Is this the time when you normally shift to whisky on a daily basis, or is this a sudden change in habit?

A sudden change could indicate that your body is missing essential vitamins and minerals.

Perhaps a good multi-vitamin, with a chaser.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 08:08 AM (ptqRm)

53 So, is it just the news I manage to trip over or are Hillary's public seizures starting to get some coverage. Seems like potentially another liability that is being kept under wraps? (or is it that her campaign strategy sees doing the funky chicken in public as bolstering her appeal to the zombie demographic?)

Inquiring minds...

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 04, 2016 08:08 AM (4ng05)

54 Today, I made Bullet-Vulnerable Coffee by blending transfats in my coffee

does that make me transblendered?

Posted by: naturalfake at August 04, 2016 08:09 AM (HGtd0)

55 Time to UNEXIT

You know what this means, right? Only the wealthy elitists globalist snobs will able to afford meat.

and on that note, it goes along with this I posted earlier (which we already know about, but never hurts to remind everyone):

UN Backs Secret Obama Takeover of Police

International org calls for federalization of U.S. law enforcement to be 'beefed up,' cover all of America

...

DOJ may very well end up doing the same thing with the local police -- that is, if Congress does not wise up to what's really happening and defund implementation of 42 U.S.C. - 14141. This is dangerous. What is most chilling is how far along the Obama Justice Department is in this process. The breadth of regulation here shatters any notion of local governance or federalism. The Obama administration has been pursuing the federal takeover of local police right under Congress' nose -- and Republicans in Congress were apparently unaware it was happening.

http://www.lifezette.com/polizette/un-backs-secret-obama-takeover-of-police/

Hillary will continue this push.

Ryan? Turtle head? Anyone? Care to comment?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 04, 2016 08:09 AM (qCMvj)

56 Great! Another day in which Trump's every move and word will be portrayed as hyperbolically ridiculous and Hillary's every crime and lie will be ignored, not only by the media, but by the establishment of both parties - the illustrious ruling class!

(This is where Megyn makes her snide cute face.)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 04, 2016 07:58 AM (4ng05)

I probably mentioned this already, but I was on vacation recently, staying with a relative, and they had Faux Nooz on during both conventions.

I think it's bizarre that Megan Kelly gets on tv and acts like a beauty contestant.

Seriously, for people like me who don't watch tv news, except when forced to, she's a freak, a carnival act. I don't understand why anyone takes her seriously.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2016 08:09 AM (Pz4pT)

57 Trump, on the Supreme Court, and its importance going forward

http://tinyurl.com/j73snle

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 08:11 AM (ptqRm)

58 Philadelphia sports fan intoxicated, unruly, and abusive?

Dog bites man story.

Imagine walking up to the entrance of a stadium and every available horizontal surface is covered with empty beer and whiskey bottles that the owner had to drain before entering the stadium. Every trash can overflowing with the same. Hundreds, if not thousands of empty bottles everywhere.

Multiply by the number of different entrances to the stadium.

But only one fan got asked to leave. That's actually pretty amazing.

Posted by: free range sorta conservative at August 04, 2016 08:12 AM (ZnIt3)

59 I see the Trumpenkreigers are getting set to take over.

Have a nice day ya'all'

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at August 04, 2016 08:12 AM (WVsWD)

60 I was fortunate enough to be able to go to Vienna, London and Barcelona in the past four years. Glad I was able to see them before the mass influx. Sad I'll never get to see Paris. No desire to go now. I truly don't understand why these countries, including ours, are allowing this mass migration. It boggles the mind.
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at August 04, 2016 08:01 AM (i9hGv)

same here
glad I traveled the world before now

we're going to Hawaii next year, staying fairly local

Americans will be plucked off the street by Iranian operatives now that they know they'll get tons of money. Darn tootin' they are for Hillary. She'll give in.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 04, 2016 08:12 AM (qCMvj)

61 "I don't understand why anyone takes her seriously."

There are some who confuse brains and boobs.

And consequently believe that Megan is a genius.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 08:13 AM (ptqRm)

62 Seriously, for people like me who don't watch tv news, except when forced to, she's a freak, a carnival act. I don't understand why anyone takes her seriously.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2016 08:09 AM (Pz4pT)

I also don't watch the news, but Megyn has become the news. Pretty sure she's pretty hyped about that. Hell, you can't go to any homepage, Bing, Comcast, etc. without Megyn being pointed out as having done or said something. Today it was "sigh" on one of those places. All news in this country is a joke.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 04, 2016 08:13 AM (4ng05)

63 A pipe bomb exploded on a police vehicle in suburban Maryland early Wednesday, the police said. The vehicle was parked on the street outside an officer's house in Thurmont

OK, Thurmont is not "suburban Maryland" in the sense that Silver Spring or Columbia is. Thurmont is about 60-70 miles from DC, and it's character is much more white trash then anything else.

Posted by: V the K at August 04, 2016 08:13 AM (O7MnT)

64 Give the ump a bonus!

Posted by: Draki at August 04, 2016 08:13 AM (SKk/g)

65 "Time to UNEXIT"

If the GOP were something other than The Party of Treason, this would be THE issue of this presidential campaign, and it would be an absolute winner.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 04, 2016 08:14 AM (97XyN)

66 FYI

The London Slasher was identified as a Norwegian citizen of Somali descent by NBC News on the Today show. "But terrorism is not suspected."

Posted by: rd at August 04, 2016 08:16 AM (uQh+H)

67 Has the news dump ever covered the PP undercover guy's charges getting dropped?

Posted by: Draki at August 04, 2016 08:16 AM (SKk/g)

68 I was fortunate enough to be able to go to Vienna, London and Barcelona in the past four years. Glad I was able to see them before the mass influx. Sad I'll never get to see Paris. No desire to go now.

I truly don't understand why these countries, including ours, are allowing this mass migration. It boggles the mind.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at August 04, 2016 08:01 AM (i9hGv)

Well, to be fair we never issued you a bribe.

Do you have any political power or position, perchance?

Posted by: George Soros - Mark Zuckerberg Tag Team at August 04, 2016 08:16 AM (HGtd0)

69 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2016 08:02 AM (HXQyP)

Oh, that's good! But #5 could use some dental work.

Posted by: creeper at August 04, 2016 08:17 AM (Nhjs9)

70 Morning all

Very short trigger this AM

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2016 08:18 AM (zp+j1)

71 "The London Slasher was identified as a Norwegian citizen of Somali descent by NBC News on the Today show."

That's odd.

Norwegians tend to be rather peaceful people as a rule.

Wonder what set him off.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 08:18 AM (ptqRm)

72 45
Nothing like Georgia, Arizona, and Utah becoming toss-ups!

Whatever Trump is doing, he needs to do something very different. And soon. Oh, you mean be someone he isn't, or fake. I've had enough phony. There's nothing he could change about his campaign that would change how the media and Trump haters view him. Ask yourself, why is the media trying so hard at this point? Answer, they're losing!

Posted by: WeBoned! at August 04, 2016 08:18 AM (SOVQ8)

73 If I was that ump I would've ejected every Philly fan. The Giants dropped their 2nd straight game there last night in the 12th inning. Aargh!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 04, 2016 08:18 AM (EZebt)

74 So latest controversy.

John Harwood (yeah) reports via Twitter:

Eric Trump on handling workplace sexual harassment: "Ivanka is a strong, powerful woman. She wouldn't allow herself to be subjected to it"

Megyn Kelly tweets "sigh."

Um, actually I have no problem believing that anyone who tries to harass Ivanka Trump would be at risk of having her tear his head(s) off. She seems like she would handle it forcefully.

I really doubt she'd put up with it because the harasser is giving her a plum TV spot and she's ill equipped to do much of anything else other than look good and read a teleprompter.

So yeah, while I think sexual harassment is awful, I also applaud strong women who stand up to it at the time instead of keeping quiet until the bennies run out.

Let the flaming commence.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at August 04, 2016 08:18 AM (eytER)

75 SCOTUS stops madness. For now.

they say she's being stigmatized for using a separate bathroom

do they have any idea how much bullying this kid will get trying to use a boys bathroom?

this kid is 17

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 04, 2016 08:19 AM (qCMvj)

76 60 - Damn. I didn't even think about that! And now that ISIS and its sympathizers know, they could do the same thing. God, I absolutely hate the people in charge.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at August 04, 2016 08:19 AM (KBhtq)

77 I'm beginning to think that maybe love does not grow where my Rosemary goes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 04, 2016 08:20 AM (B+qrE)

78 Ask yourself, why is the media trying so hard at this point?
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"The ends justify the means".

Ya'll already knows this, however, any Republican candidate will get the 'treatment' by the alinskyite media.

Posted by: willy at August 04, 2016 08:22 AM (Ffw22)

79 66 FYI

The London Slasher was identified as a Norwegian citizen of Somali descent by NBC News on the Today show. "But terrorism is not suspected."

Posted by: rd at August 04, 2016 08:16 AM (uQh+H

My guess is that he shouted, Aloha Snack Bar after his recent visit to Hawaii.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 04, 2016 08:22 AM (voOPb)

80
I think it's bizarre that Megan Kelly gets on tv and acts like a beauty contestant.

Seriously, for people like me who don't watch tv news, except when forced to, she's a freak, a carnival act. I don't understand why anyone takes her seriously.
__________________

When she was first on t.v., she had a different nose. She's obviously had it "done" since then. She may be a case of somebody who wasn't really noticed for her looks when she was younger, and now that she has been given all these glamour magazine spreads, she's trying to compensate for all the years when she felt overlooked.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 04, 2016 08:22 AM (NnYnv)

81 Speaking of baseball umps, a few years back there was this third base ump who wandered way off to the side of the ball field and got dinged by a foul ball.

I'm calling it The Foul Off The Roamin' Umpire

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 04, 2016 08:22 AM (wPiJc)

82 Trump needs to come out and announce a severe travel announcement for Iran due to insanely poor decisions by Obama and his lackey, Hillary who backed it.

Posted by: Drider at August 04, 2016 08:22 AM (bdzyz)

83
The Federal Bureau of Incompetence

( Reuters ) - The FBI did not tell the Democratic National Committee that U.S officials suspected it was the target of a Russian government-backed cyber attack when agents first contacted the party last fall, three people with knowledge of the discussions told Reuters.

are we sure it wasn't on purpose

payback?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 04, 2016 08:23 AM (qCMvj)

84 Wonder what set him off.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 08:18 AM (ptqRm

Lutefisk?
Ka-boom Cereal?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 04, 2016 08:23 AM (voOPb)

85 "But terrorism is not suspected."

Also, I am Scarlett Johannsson.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 04, 2016 08:23 AM (B+qrE)

86 So, wait.

The stabber in London was a guy who made Norwegian tamales?

Well, there's your problem right there.

Severe cognitive dissonance.

Case closed!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 04, 2016 08:24 AM (HGtd0)

87
I'm calling it The Foul Off The Roamin' Umpire

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 04, 2016 08:22 AM (wPiJc)

Golf clap Sir!
Well played.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 04, 2016 08:24 AM (voOPb)

88 >> "I don't understand why anyone takes her seriously."

There are some who confuse brains and boobs.
And consequently believe that Megan is a genius.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 08:13 AM

According to a statement she made while being interviewed by Howard Stern on his show, where this particular anatomical feature set was discussed, she's a B-cup. ("The Killer B's" is how she and her husband refer to them, IIRC)

So just where on the IQ* spectrum does this fall?

* Assuming IQ equates to brains.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2016 08:26 AM (OF/aZ)

89 "But terrorism is not suspected."

Also, I am Scarlett Johannsson.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 04, 2016 08:23 AM (B+qrE)

Nice ass you got there

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2016 08:27 AM (zp+j1)

90 ("The Killer B's" is how she and her husband refer to them, IIRC)

I wonder if she named her car, Brad as well?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 08:28 AM (ptqRm)

91 If my AK thinks it's a percussion cap, shotgun; then that's OK in Mass?

Posted by: Jean at August 04, 2016 08:28 AM (ngn8T)

92 >>When she was first on t.v., she had a different
nose. She's obviously had it "done" since then. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 04, 2016 08:22 AM (NnYnv)

She has the "mantis" genome. Maria Shriver has it, too. Triangular head, bulbous eyes, pointed chin. Beautifully mutated.

Posted by: General Zod at August 04, 2016 08:28 AM (Bdeb0)

93 Youth is wasted on the young

this is a mixed bag

pretty depressing are the reasons

the fact that one "mom" asked her daughter if she was gay and said she would still love her, just because she was a virgin...

jesus

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 04, 2016 08:28 AM (qCMvj)

94 Also, I am Scarlett Johannsson.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 04, 2016 08:23 AM

Would you consider transitioning to Winona Ryder? You could make someone very happy ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2016 08:28 AM (OF/aZ)

95 Stray commas drive me nuts.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 08:29 AM (ptqRm)

96 "To achieve that success, I will give our military a new mission on my first day in office: ending this war. Let me be clear: we must be as careful getting out of Iraq as we were careless getting in." Barack Obama, July 14, 2008.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 04, 2016 08:30 AM (e8kgV)

97 "Nice ass you got there"

And she has a very high IQ as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 08:30 AM (ptqRm)

98 Iowahawk had a funny tweet yesterday:

Trump: "Why can't we just nuke them?"

Obama: "Why can't they just nuke us?"

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 04, 2016 08:30 AM (NnYnv)

99 Stray comma's drive me nuts.

FTFY

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 04, 2016 08:30 AM (B+qrE)

100
Arent big bootys cultural misappropriation? How come no one calls out the Kartrashians?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2016 08:31 AM (iQIUe)

101 Megan Kelly is all about Megan Kelly. I stopped watching her show some time ago.

But I still read Ann Coulter.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at August 04, 2016 08:31 AM (Z4hTv)

102 "FTFY"

Some days...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 08:31 AM (ptqRm)

103

DAY 1,367

96 to go (169 to Inauguration Day )

Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mario's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, malicious mosquitos, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2016 08:32 AM (9P3OG)

104 Very short trigger this AM
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2016 08:18 AM (zp+j1) No offense, but I would like to cancel my 11:00 AM appointment.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at August 04, 2016 08:32 AM (22uju)

105 The Indians have lost their last three games to the Twins by combined scores of 35-16, so to people who think America is just fine and the sky is not falling, I say "screw you!"

Posted by: MTF at August 04, 2016 08:32 AM (/m8T6)

106 But I still read Ann Coulter.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at August 04, 2016 08:31 AM (Z4hTv)

she did a good job in her latest column about Khan

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 04, 2016 08:32 AM (qCMvj)

107 I remember Megan Kelly screeching about sexism.

And then remember her in that photo-shoot where she was very sexualized.

Perhaps the lass doth complain too much.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 08:33 AM (ptqRm)

108 104 Very short trigger this AM
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2016 08:18 AM (zp+j1) No offense, but I would like to cancel my 11:00 AM appointment.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at August 04, 2016 08:32 AM (22uju)

"Is it . . . safe?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2016 08:33 AM (9P3OG)

109 :::peeks out of ghillie suit:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 04, 2016 08:33 AM (KeQHr)

110 "SCOTUS stops madness. For now.

they say she's being stigmatized for using a separate bathroom"

I like how the MSM always defaults to using the pronoun of choice of the day for these stories. In this case the young lady is referred to as "he", in most cases a boy referred to as "she". And they do it so naturally and smoothly as to create the impression that anybody that even notices or pointed it out (as I am doing here ) is insane or a H8tr.

Bet the author #F**ing Loves Science.

Posted by: Ripley at August 04, 2016 08:33 AM (1BQGO)

111 Perhaps the lass doth complain too much.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 08:33 AM (ptqRm

Types
delete
Types
deletes

Oh I better not.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 04, 2016 08:34 AM (voOPb)

112 :::peeks out of ghillie suit:::
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 04, 2016 08:33 AM (KeQHr)

/pulls longbow

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 04, 2016 08:34 AM (B+qrE)

113 "Is it . . . safe?"

Rub some of this on them.

*Hands over small bottle of clove oil*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 08:34 AM (ptqRm)

114 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2016 08:32 AM (9P3OG)

The first couple times I'd seen you post this, I thought you were going through the alphabet and that by the inauguration, you'd hit z.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 04, 2016 08:34 AM (KUaJL)

115

time for breakfast...

have fun

go outside

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 04, 2016 08:35 AM (qCMvj)

116 Stray commas drive me nuts.

The steering wheel on my crotch drives me nuts.

Posted by: V the K at August 04, 2016 08:35 AM (O7MnT)

117 Any woman that would allow anone go sexually harass her, is crazy. Yes, I believe Ivanka would tear their head off. I would tear their head off. I don't understand woman allowing it then coming back in 10 years crying about it. Grown women with any backbone don't allow that s#%_.

Posted by: Megthered at August 04, 2016 08:35 AM (2GwV8)

118 Morning Horde. Too tired and grumpy to say something clever. Have as good a day as possible.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 04, 2016 08:36 AM (RD7QR)

119 Remember that awesome Clint Eastwood article from yesterday where he calls out the "pussy generation" & while not endorsing Trump, seems a bit simpatico with him? Well here was the yahoo.com headline (now since changed): "Eastwood Rips Trump for Saying Stupid Things."

Posted by: josephistan at August 04, 2016 08:36 AM (7HtZB)

120 Wouldn't it have been awesome if Ace's "Internet Sabbatical" thread yesterday had zero comments?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 04, 2016 08:37 AM (wPiJc)

121 Stray commas drive me nuts.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 08:29 AM

I say, old chap, I must agree, concur, and commiserate.

Posted by: Sir-Oxford Comma-A-Lot at August 04, 2016 08:37 AM (OF/aZ)

122 In keeping with Ace's health theme of late,there is nothing like a good dump in the morning. I feel like Superman.

Posted by: ting hung lo at August 04, 2016 08:37 AM (xZc4z)

123 Very short trigger this AM
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2016 08:18 AM (zp+j1) No offense, but I would like to cancel my 11:00 AM appointment.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at August 04, 2016 08:32 AM (22uju)

"Is it . . . safe?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2016 08:33 AM (9P3OG)

It is NOT safe!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2016 08:37 AM (zp+j1)

124 *glares*

Posted by: The Barrel at August 04, 2016 08:37 AM (mgbwf)

125 ahem

Posted by: The Barrel at August 04, 2016 08:38 AM (mgbwf)

126 Perhaps the lass doth complain too much.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 08:33 AM (ptqRm

Types
delete
Types
deletes

Oh I better not.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 04, 2016 08:34 AM (voOPb)

I will.

We have an entire generation of media dolts who have never actually done anything else. Somehow this qualifies them to be sources of wisdom and objects of worship. Or something.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 04, 2016 08:38 AM (B+qrE)

127 "The steering wheel on my crotch drives me nuts."

Something involving....me Lucky Charms.

Like KaBoom.

But less sugar.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 08:38 AM (ptqRm)

128 The steering wheel on my crotch drives me nuts.
Posted by: V the K at August 04, 2016 08:35 AM

I know.

Posted by: Brad at August 04, 2016 08:38 AM (OF/aZ)

129 Very short trigger this AM

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2016 08:18 AM

are you still pissed off about the dental floss news from yesterday?

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 04, 2016 08:39 AM (ZQfW9)

130 81 Speaking of baseball umps, a few years back there was this third base ump who wandered way off to the side of the ball field and got dinged by a foul ball.

I'm calling it The Foul Off The Roamin' Umpire
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 04, 2016 08:22 AM (wPiJc)

That one has me howling like a gibbon.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 04, 2016 08:39 AM (RD7QR)

131 The news cycle re Trump is giving me deja vu - we went through this in the primary - he is sinking, he is imploding, he is rising - and then early in the general before the conventions - he is sinking (10 points below Hillary), he is imploding, he is rising (just before and after his convention) and now the same cycle is starting again - is he sinking, he imploding, he needs an intervention...it's all so weird, I feel like I am stuck in the Matrix.

Posted by: IC at August 04, 2016 08:39 AM (KTFfX)

132 Barrel here I come.

-Sir Italicize-a-Lot

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 04, 2016 08:39 AM (EZebt)

133 The Federal Bureau of Incompetence

FBI took months to warn Democrats of suspected Russian role in hack: sources

... this story still has those "experts" as sources.
The FBI has no comment so how do they know it was the Russians ?
How do they know the FBI is investigating this as Russian espionage ?

There is a lot of talk but no real information in this Reuters story

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 04, 2016 08:40 AM (e8kgV)

134
Shin Bet says head of World Vision's Gaza branch transferred funds to Hamas' military wing to build military positions and finance tunnel digging.

http://goo.gl/LSsLvd

----------------
Who's shocked? Not meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2016 08:40 AM (iQIUe)

135 "To achieve that success, I will give our military a new mission on my first day in office: ending this war. Let me be clear: we must be as careful getting out of Iraq as we were careless getting in." Barack Obama, July 14, 2008.
___________________

Obama in 2008: "The problem is, is that the way Bush has done it over the last eight years is to take out a credit card from the Bank of China in the name of our children, driving up our national debt from $5 trillion for the first 42 presidents - #43 added $4 trillion by his lonesome, so that we now have over $9 trillion of debt that we are going to have to pay back -- $30,000 for every man, woman, and child. That's irresponsible. It's unpatriotic."

Obama, 2016: "Sure, I have now doubled the national debt to $20 trillion, but so what? It's not irresponsible or unpatriotic when I spend like a drunken sailor on shore leave with the Bank of China credit card. It's friggin' awesome when I do it!"

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 04, 2016 08:40 AM (NnYnv)

136 are you still pissed off about the dental floss news from yesterday?
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 04, 2016 08:39 AM (ZQfW9)

Shit no...I hand out candy in my Office

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2016 08:40 AM (zp+j1)

137
How do you find these news stories?
Is there like a news service you subscribe to?

It's like a Reader's Digest news page, weird and wacky news. Or something in Grit.

Posted by: Sam Riverdale Jr at August 04, 2016 08:41 AM (nEGCz)

138 I uh... don't get it. Why isn't, ah, the inspirational story of releasing non-violent offenders from cruel sentences, listed as the um... 'Feel Good Story of The Day'?

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama, High Priest of Moloch at August 04, 2016 08:42 AM (3v713)

139
130
81 Speaking of baseball umps, a few years back there was this third base
ump who wandered way off to the side of the ball field and got dinged
by a foul ball.

I'm calling it The Foul Off The Roamin' Umpire

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 04, 2016 08:22 AM (wPiJc)

That one has me howling like a gibbon.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 04, 2016 08:39 AM (RD7QR)

*snort*

ISWYDT

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2016 08:43 AM (LuZz8)

140 The GOP rep from NY-22 ? That district went for Kerry over Bush by 20 pts in 2004, so for a "Republican" to get elected in that district, they have to be the definition of a real life RINO.

Checked part of his voting record and he was one of 4 RINOs that voted against the 20 week abortion restriction.

Not a republican in any meaningful way. In other words, one of the media's favorite kinds!

Posted by: deadrody at August 04, 2016 08:43 AM (W15tP)

141 Shit no...I hand out candy in my Office

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2016 08:40 AM

there's a dentist in my little town what bakes chocolate chip cookies right there in the office & hands them out to every patient

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 04, 2016 08:43 AM (ZQfW9)

142
136
are you still pissed off about the dental floss news from yesterday?

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 04, 2016 08:39 AM (ZQfW9)

Shit no...I hand out candy in my Office

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2016 08:40 AM (zp+j1)

The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2016 08:43 AM (LuZz8)

143 107 I remember Megan Kelly screeching about sexism.

And then remember her in that photo-shoot where she was very sexualized.

Perhaps the lass doth complain too much.
_________________

Yeah, it's like Jennifer Aniston writing her "feminist" screed about how mean and unfair it is for her to be getting so much scrutiny of her body -- right after she strips down for her latest nude magazine cover shoot.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 04, 2016 08:44 AM (NnYnv)

144
More scandal with World Vision:

http://goo.gl/dtMQtv

The kids are real but they never get any of the aid people send to them.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2016 08:45 AM (iQIUe)

145 Shit no...I hand out candy in my Office

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2016 08:40 AM (zp+j1)

Why do the best dentists hire girls who enjoy inflicting pain with their gum scraping?

I've got to go this afternoon and I know they'll find something wrong.

Posted by: jwest at August 04, 2016 08:45 AM (Zs4uk)

146 114 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2016 08:32 AM (9P3OG)

The first couple times I'd seen you post this, I thought you were going through the alphabet and that by the inauguration, you'd hit z.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 04, 2016 08:34 AM (KUaJL)

Zebras, Zygotes, Zikas notwithstanding?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2016 08:45 AM (9P3OG)

147 Obama, 2016: "Sure, I have now doubled the national debt to $20 trillion, but so what? It's not irresponsible or unpatriotic when I spend like a drunken sailor on shore leave with the Bank of China credit card. It's friggin' awesome when I do it!"

Drunken sailors spend their own money. Obama has spent like a crack whore who just rolled a john and stole his credit card.

Posted by: V the K at August 04, 2016 08:45 AM (O7MnT)

148 145 Shit no...I hand out candy in my Office

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2016 08:40 AM (zp+j1)

Why do the best dentists hire girls who enjoy inflicting pain with their gum scraping?

I've got to go this afternoon and I know they'll find something wrong.
Posted by: jwest at August 04, 2016 08:45 AM (Zs4uk)

Cardiologist friend of mine used to own an Italian restaurant. Clear the arteries by day, clog them by night.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2016 08:46 AM (9P3OG)

149 No offense, but I would like to cancel my 11:00 AM appointment.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at August 04, 2016 08:32 AM (22uju)

LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2016 08:46 AM (HXQyP)

150 Number of stories about Megyn Kelly's brilliant insight: 0.

Stunts, tits, hair? 4,393,320.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 04, 2016 08:46 AM (L7t0A)

151 Well. Roomy. That freshly-sterilized smell. Thank you, Mr. Maet, for freshening it up before you left.

Whot's this? Whot folded paper in yonder crack lies? A note; a partial list? Titled ...palooza II?

Posted by: Sir-Oxford Comma-A-Lot at August 04, 2016 08:46 AM (OF/aZ)

152 Krauthammer makes a great point: giving Iran $400 million in cash had to be done, according to Josh Earnest, because the law prevents transferring the money through the banking system.

So the pallets of Swiss franks and euros was illegal. A crime. Admitted as a crime by the WH spokesmodel right from the press room podium. And Congress is so blown away by the audacity of it they will do exactly.....nada.

It's time to realize something: there are no limits on what Obama can do. None.

Posted by: MTF at August 04, 2016 08:47 AM (/m8T6)

153 I know they'll find something wrong.
Posted by: jwest at August 04, 2016 08:45 AM (Zs4uk)

hey we got car payments also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2016 08:47 AM (zp+j1)

154
Fist fight at Cut Jib!

Link in nic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2016 08:47 AM (9P3OG)

155 137
How do you find these news stories?
Is there like a news service you subscribe to?

It's like a Reader's Digest news page, weird and wacky news. Or something in Grit.

Posted by: Sam Riverdale Jr at August 04, 2016 08:41 AM (nEGCz)

No subscriptions, just a large amount of websites bookmarked for you day walkers

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 04, 2016 08:48 AM (voOPb)

156 "145 Shit no...I hand out candy in my Office "

Laffy Taffy

Turkish Taffy

Mary Janes

JuJuBees

All good.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 08:48 AM (ptqRm)

157 Y'know, saying 'It was the RUSSIANS!!!!' who hacked your server really doesn't do much to absolve you of the responsibility for your lame-ass security, does it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 04, 2016 08:49 AM (L7t0A)

158 That $400 million was not a ransom payment. And no, we still don't know where that $6 billion got to.

Posted by: Admiral Kirby Likes it in the Rear at August 04, 2016 08:49 AM (nhI+n)

159 Good morning, fellow morons! Please wish me luck; in-person job interview this morning. I need revenue. Full time or freelance, it's all good.

Posted by: vivi at August 04, 2016 08:49 AM (11H2y)

160 BERLIN Irans regime executed a gay adolescent in July the first confirmed execution of someone convicted juvenile in the Islamic Republic in 2016 according to Amnesty International on Tuesday .

Hassan Afshar, 19, was hanged in Arak Prison in Irans Markazi Province on July 18, after he was convicted of forced male-to-male anal intercourse

The Left wing here gonna protest and riot? Yeah I did not think so

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2016 08:50 AM (zp+j1)

161 Shit no...I hand out candy in my Office
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2016 08:40 AM

What happened to the dental proverb that "Candy is dandy, but sex won't rot your teeth."?

Posted by: Sir-Oxford Comma-A-Lot at August 04, 2016 08:51 AM (OF/aZ)

162 Bad link on the Hep C story and I can't find it on CNS news.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 04, 2016 08:51 AM (ar2KI)

163 Common sense, how do it werk?

Another poor, poor child of Islam, forced to make holes in people out of frustration over his government issued cell phone allowance.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2016 08:52 AM (2PHKP)

164 154
Fist fight at Cut Jib!

Link in nic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2016 08:47 AM (9P3OG

Fist fight? Har. No one called each other an ignorant slut. Or shouted fuck you a thousand times.

I call it a mere disagreement.

But nice PR job J.J.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 04, 2016 08:52 AM (voOPb)

165 Hassan Afshar, 19, was hanged in Arak Prison in Irans Markazi Province on July 18, after he was convicted of forced male-to-male anal intercourse

19 is an adolescent juvenile?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 04, 2016 08:53 AM (AY/TT)

166 Shit no...I hand out candy in my Office
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2016 08:40 AM

What happened to the dental proverb that "Candy is dandy, but sex won't rot your teeth."?

That's what he tells the mothers.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 04, 2016 08:53 AM (AY/TT)

167 154 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2016 08:47 AM (9P3OG)
-------------------------------------------------

Fully agree with all your points

Posted by: MTF at August 04, 2016 08:54 AM (/m8T6)

168 What happened to the dental proverb that "Candy is dandy, but sex won't rot your teeth."?

Posted by: Sir-Oxford Comma-A-Lot at August 04, 2016 08:51 AM (OF/aZ)

I see what my female patient's mouths look like and if you think I am going to touch their........Ah never mind

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2016 08:54 AM (zp+j1)

169 Can't sleep, husband is at PT test. He had the dry heaves before he left because his career is riding on this.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 04, 2016 08:54 AM (ar2KI)

170 For a serving President to not call $400 Million in small unmarked Euros, delivered in the middle of the night, against the urgings of his very own DoJ Paying a Ransom....

Why, that's almost like watching someone hack heads off, while declaring alliance to Allah and jehad, and not being able to call it fundamentally and theologically correct adherence to the teachings of the Pedophile Prophet.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 08:54 AM (ptqRm)

171
Hassan Afshar, 19, was hanged in Arak Prison in Irans Markazi Province on July 18, after he was convicted of forced male-to-male anal intercourse

I assume, then, that he was a rapist?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 04, 2016 08:55 AM (L7t0A)

172 165 Hassan Afshar, 19, was hanged in Arak Prison in Irans Markazi Province on July 18, after he was convicted of forced male-to-male anal intercourse

19 is an adolescent juvenile?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 04, 2016 08:53 AM (AY/TT)

Considering it's Islam, he must have been the catcher. Fucking savages.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2016 08:56 AM (9P3OG)

173 Posted by: pookysgirl at August 04, 2016 08:54 AM (ar2KI)

What is a PT test? Physical Therapy?

Will keep your husband in prayer.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2016 08:56 AM (HXQyP)

174 164 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 04, 2016 08:52 AM (voOPb)

Hell, someone's gotta promote. And thanks, MTF.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2016 08:56 AM (9P3OG)

175 Iran-Contra? That was TUUUrrrriiblle.

Iran-Obama? Smart power!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2016 08:58 AM (2PHKP)

176 160 The Left wing here gonna protest and riot? Yeah I did not think so
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2016 08:50 AM (zp+j1)

They need directions to the Israeli embassy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2016 08:58 AM (9P3OG)

177 171
Hassan Afshar, 19, was hanged in Arak Prison in Irans Markazi Province on July 18, after he was convicted of forced male-to-male anal intercourse

I assume, then, that he was a rapist?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 04, 2016 08:55 AM (L7t0A

Ahh, the Religion of Peace errr I mean The Religion of Pieces

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 04, 2016 08:59 AM (voOPb)

178

Who is Tyson Beckford?
Oh, a Ralph Lauren Polo model.

Well All righty then.

Everyone has a talent for something.

Posted by: Sam Riverdale Jr at August 04, 2016 09:00 AM (nEGCz)

179 The vessel with the pestle has the pallet with the poison.

The boat with the goat has the ransom on the transom.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama, President and Court Jester at August 04, 2016 09:00 AM (3v713)

180 " The Left wing here gonna protest and riot? Yeah I did not think so "

What...is that not the Gay Pride movement warming up their war drums in preparation to march?

No huge paper-mache heads?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 09:00 AM (ptqRm)

181 So my online friend was talking about the Jacksonville rally last night, which was packed. (Breitbart says 15K people)
She says a lot of Hispanic and Asian Trump supporters were there.
Also a mix of ages - a lot of 30 somethings to her eye.

Posted by: @votermom at August 04, 2016 09:05 AM (7lVbc)

182

Google Stream ripping is killing the music industry.

Suicide Squad fans want movie review website shut down because of bad reviews.

Clinton Eastwood just called us all Pussies.
That man is getting old.

Posted by: Sam Riverdale Jr at August 04, 2016 09:07 AM (nEGCz)

183 pookysgirl, 169: Good luck to him. I've known people in that situation, I know it's stressful.

Posted by: JPS at August 04, 2016 09:07 AM (ueucK)

184 "What is a PT test? Physical Therapy? "

Military physical readiness test (PRT).

Physical Fitness Assessment (PFA)

Or some new gender neutral acronym , yet with different standards based upon the sex/gender of the testee.

Usually twice a year.

Also known as the three mile club.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 09:07 AM (ptqRm)

185

Scary sh*t all over Europe.

If you haven't seen this video of the woman walking her dog in Denmark and viciously attacked by a group of muslims. Because dogs offend muslims?

https://twitter.com/ViktorFiel/status/749708942687731712

I don't see in the video where she mentions who the men were, but the tweet states it.

scary world now

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 04, 2016 09:07 AM (qCMvj)

186 How in the hell did Maet get those kittens to stay inside those little cups ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2016 09:07 AM (U0YOh)

187 FYI

The London Slasher was identified as a Norwegian citizen of Somali descent by NBC News on the Today show. "But terrorism is not suspected."
Posted by: rd at August 04, 2016 08:16 AM (uQh+H)

---

Altogether now:
FILTHY SKANDI

Posted by: @votermom at August 04, 2016 09:07 AM (7lVbc)

188 Fenelon, it's a physical fitness test (sit-ups, push-ups, running) that he has to do twice a year. He has one failure in the last year and 9 days ago when he tested he had to throw up in a trash can due to heatstroke. If he fails today, he's out of the AF and the job he loves.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 04, 2016 09:08 AM (ar2KI)

189 186 How in the hell did Maet get those kittens to stay inside those little cups ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2016 09:07 AM (U0YOh)

---

Putty

Posted by: @votermom at August 04, 2016 09:08 AM (7lVbc)

190 So, Obama had $400 Million in US dollars printed up in bales of cash, taken to Switzerland where it was exchanged for Euros and Swiss francs, and then flown in an unmarked jet to Iran where it was delivered to the mullahs in the middle of the night.

Yeah, that seems like a totally legit operation right there.

I can sort of buy that it had nothing to do with the Americans being held hostage at the time because I don't think Obama really needs an excuse to send almost half a billion dollars to America's sworn enemies in the crucible of global Islamic terror.

Posted by: V the K at August 04, 2016 09:08 AM (O7MnT)

191 186 How in the hell did Maet get those kittens to stay inside those little cups ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2016 09:07 AM (U0YOh) Superglue?

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at August 04, 2016 09:08 AM (22uju)

192 1. Suicide Squad fans want movie review website shut down because of bad reviews.

2. Clinton Eastwood just called us all Pussies.
That man is getting old.

Ahem.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 04, 2016 09:09 AM (B+qrE)

193 Prayers, pookysgirl

Posted by: @votermom at August 04, 2016 09:09 AM (7lVbc)

194 FILTHY SKANDI

I hope Sven's alibi is tight.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2016 09:09 AM (U0YOh)

195 We weren't supposed to find out about the $400 million illegal money laundering, ransom payment, but since we did, it's no big deal because, as we've come to expect, the Republican controlled congress promising to get to the bottom of something means a little faux outrage for the cameras and back to business as usual (which includes helping Obama fundamentally change the country into this... whatever this shit is.)

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 04, 2016 09:09 AM (4ng05)

196 186 How in the hell did Maet get those kittens to stay inside those little cups ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2016 09:07 AM (U0YOh

Catsup?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 04, 2016 09:09 AM (voOPb)

197 "How in the hell did Maet get those kittens to stay inside those little cups ? "

The verbal command "Stay"

Works with all our cats.

/s

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 09:10 AM (ptqRm)

198 How in the hell did Maet get those kittens to stay inside those little cups ?

Velcro

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 04, 2016 09:11 AM (AY/TT)

199 Velcro
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 04, 2016 09:11 AM (AY/TT)

Super glue

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 04, 2016 09:13 AM (4ng05)

200 >>197
"How in the hell did Maet get those kittens to stay inside those little cups ? " Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 09:10 AM (ptqRm)

Bonsai Kitten. They were raised from birth in tight, cup-shaped jars to conform their bodies to that shape.

Posted by: General Zod at August 04, 2016 09:14 AM (Bdeb0)

201 There is more evidence to indicate that the US payed a ransom for the release of prisoners, then there is evidence to support the theory of man caused global warming.

Yet....here we are.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 09:14 AM (ptqRm)

202 (which includes helping Obama fundamentally change the country into this... whatever this shit is.)

There's a problem with the tense of this statement.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 04, 2016 09:15 AM (97XyN)

203 "Bonsai Kitten. They were raised from birth in tight, cup-shaped jars to conform their bodies to that shape."

I did not know that.

(Said in best Johnny Carson voice)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 09:15 AM (ptqRm)

204 Posted by: pookysgirl at August 04, 2016 09:08 AM (ar2KI)

Thanks. What time is his test and your time zone so I can pray for him then?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2016 09:16 AM (HXQyP)

205 I don't see in the video where she mentions who the men were, but the tweet states it.

scary world now

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 04, 2016 09:07 AM (qCMvj)

Sponsored by: Those who know what's good for you (since you don't. And you wouldn't understand anyway.)

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 04, 2016 09:16 AM (4ng05)

206 There's a problem with the tense of this statement.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 04, 2016 09:15 AM (97XyN)

I was actually pretty calm when I wrote it.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 04, 2016 09:17 AM (4ng05)

207 I find Maet's recent fascination with kitty pictures to be quite disturbing.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2016 09:17 AM (U0YOh)

208 Loos like somebody has been pretty f'n busy for the last thirty days.

http://tinyurl.com/hhzz4yo

Wish I could figure out the point of commonality there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 09:18 AM (ptqRm)

209 182 Clinton Eastwood just called us all Pussies.
---------------------------------------

Reading comprehension not your strongest suit I'm guessing? He was pretty specific about who he was calling out, I thought anyway, and I wasn't in the line of fire.

Heh. SWIDT?

Posted by: MTF at August 04, 2016 09:19 AM (/m8T6)

210 Also known as the three mile club.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 09:07 AM (ptqRm)

I am a proud member! LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2016 09:19 AM (zp+j1)

211 Loos?

Where the hell did that come from?

Auto-cucumber, you mock me!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 09:19 AM (ptqRm)

212 "I am a proud member! LOL"

Founding member here.

I remember when this shit-show was first rolled out to the fleet.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 09:20 AM (ptqRm)

213 PT test was supposed to start at 0730 Central.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 04, 2016 09:21 AM (ar2KI)

214 I have never heard of Ben Swann before, but he appears to be one of those very rare journalists who actually talks about real stuff.

Here he is in Nov 2015 talking about how Judicial Watch docs show that our govt wanted ISIS to form

https://youtu.be/Z1aDciHCejA

Posted by: @votermom at August 04, 2016 09:21 AM (7lVbc)

215 You know, I really don't miss PT tests, or being on the parade field at 4:30 for PT.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2016 09:22 AM (U0YOh)

216 Well, I've officially had my fill of ridiculous shit this morning. All from one article:

Ian Tuttle at NRO is bound and determined to convince you, poor, misguided Trump supporter, that the Supreme Court vacancies are not a good enough justification to vote for Trump over Hillary Clinton.

He wrote this, I kid you not:

"<the vacancy>...which Hillary Clinton would surely fill with a staunchly liberal justice, shifting the center-of-gravity of the Court leftward. This would, indeed, be a loss."

And then Mr Tuttle explains why that's not such a bad thing, compared to voting for Trump:

"And Trump might, indeed, appoint someone better. Might."

So there you go, morons supporting Trump. Sure, with Hillary you will definitely shift the court to the lefties.

But with Trump, you might shift the court right (might!).

So don't vote Trump.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2016 09:22 AM (2PHKP)

217 63 A pipe bomb exploded on a police vehicle in suburban Maryland early Wednesday, the police said. The vehicle was parked on the street outside an officer's house in Thurmont

OK, Thurmont is not "suburban Maryland" in the sense that Silver Spring or Columbia is. Thurmont is about 60-70 miles from DC, and it's character is much more white trash then anything else.
Posted by: V the K at August 04, 2016 08:13 AM (O7MnT)
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If I recall correctly, Thurmont is close to Camp David.

Posted by: bluebell at August 04, 2016 09:22 AM (805dc)

218 Drunken sailors spend their own money. Obama has spent like a crack whore who just rolled a john and stole his credit card.
Posted by: V the K at August 04, 2016 08:45 AM (O7MnT)

I described moochelle's fashion sense in similar terms. Like a crack whore with a stolen credit card.

Posted by: model_1066 at August 04, 2016 09:23 AM (EjXON)

219 pookysgirl, I'm sending up a prayer for your husband right now. Hopefully our prayers will lift him right up and he will pass with flying colors.

Posted by: bluebell at August 04, 2016 09:24 AM (805dc)

220 Great! Another day in which Trump's every move and word will be portrayed as hyperbolically ridiculous and Hillary's every crime and lie will be ignored, not only by the media, but by the establishment of both parties - the illustrious ruling class!"

That is, a day ending in the letter "y".

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has All You Need to Prepare for Your New Hordeling! at August 04, 2016 09:24 AM (hLRSq)

221 "If I recall correctly, Thurmont is close to Camp David. "

Fairly close.

Local news article about it.

Feel free to read the comments.

http://tinyurl.com/jr5tvlf

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 09:24 AM (ptqRm)

222 >>>Ian Tuttle at NRO is bound and determined to convince you, poor, misguided Trump supporter, that the Supreme Court vacancies are not a good enough justification to vote for Trump over Hillary Clinton.
------------------------------
Dumb FUCK. Probably a Pussy that Eastwood spoke about.
What cases go the SCOTUS, why federal cases that have been heard by Federal Judges. Ugh.

Who is causing all the pain in WI, NC and TX regarding voter id? Why its Federal Judges you little pussy dumb fuck.

Imagine 16 years of consecutive judicial appointments. It will take more that a generation or 2 to clean that shit up

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 04, 2016 09:25 AM (voOPb)

223 I described moochelle's fashion sense in similar terms. Like a crack whore with a stolen credit card.

Posted by: model_1066 at August 04, 2016 09:23 AM (EjXON)

Didn't know drapery stores waited on crack hos

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 04, 2016 09:26 AM (voOPb)

224 hey, Nuclear Regulatory Commission, you had one job....

http://tinyurl.com/j3sxltf

Posted by: MTF at August 04, 2016 09:26 AM (/m8T6)

225
SWeasel had a post and comments on how when your cat's territorial defenses are activated and they go all Rambo Cat, it cant be just turned off and they will see you as an intruder until they calm down.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2016 09:26 AM (iQIUe)

226 "Drunken sailors spend their own money."

Not necessarily.

There may be some here who would recognize the phrase, "Twenty for twenty-five"

My first motorcycle bought on active duty was funded by that little phrase.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 09:27 AM (ptqRm)

227 Trolls arrive, joncelli leaves.

Posted by: joncelli, In the Third Person at August 04, 2016 09:27 AM (RD7QR)

228 So the media is dissecting Melania Trump's visa, but they couldn't give a shit about Obama's transcripts.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at August 04, 2016 09:28 AM (eytER)

229 So there you go, morons supporting Trump. Sure, with Hillary you will definitely shift the court to the lefties.

But with Trump, you might shift the court right (might!).

So don't vote Trump.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2016 09:22 AM (2PHKP)

The people who care about what is in National Review are people who consider themselves movers and shakers in the political world. Many of those self-described movers and shakers are having a difficult time reconciling themselves to Trump. Some claim it is a matter of principle, whereas others are obviously upset at their potentially permanent loss of prestige and influence. I expect nothing less from such an article, although I am surprised they didn't hide it better.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has All You Need to Prepare for Your New Hordeling! at August 04, 2016 09:29 AM (hLRSq)

230 Trump married an illegal!

Ha ha ha ha ha!
Posted by: Melania the illegal at August 04, 2016 09:28 AM (5WO0o)

Undocumented. Your welcome.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 04, 2016 09:30 AM (4ng05)

231 "So the media is dissecting Melania Trump's visa, but they couldn't give a shit about Obama's transcripts."

Wait...the spouse of a Presidential Candidate may have broken a criminal law!!!

We should maybe investigate this allegation?

Posted by: Your media betters at August 04, 2016 09:30 AM (ptqRm)

232 There may be some here who would recognize the phrase, "Twenty for twenty-five"

There were loan sharks in the Army and every payday, they were lined up at the door to collect when you walked out with a month's pay in your pocket.

Posted by: Sam Riverdale Jr at August 04, 2016 09:30 AM (nEGCz)

233 Drudge headline says regarding London stabbings, "Khan":'Keep Calm'"

I didn't know that arrogant SOB waving the Constitution in Trump's face last week was the Mayor of London.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 04, 2016 09:30 AM (PGlty)

234 *Sniff*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 09:30 AM (ptqRm)

235 So the media is dissecting Melania Trump's visa, but they couldn't give a shit about Obama's transcripts.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at August 04, 2016 09:28 AM (eytER)

Of course not, he was the smartest man in the world, he told them that himself.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has All You Need to Prepare for Your New Hordeling! at August 04, 2016 09:30 AM (hLRSq)

236 Hector seems to have transgendered.

Posted by: MTF at August 04, 2016 09:30 AM (/m8T6)

237 That NRO article is why I'm voting Trump. Guy just pisses off all the right people.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2016 09:31 AM (U0YOh)

238 216
So there you go, morons supporting Trump. Sure, with Hillary you will definitely shift the court to the lefties.

But with Trump, you might shift the court right (might!).

So don't vote Trump.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2016 09:22 AM (2PHKP)

He also appears to believe that "liberal" is a synonym for "totalitarian fascist".

Posted by: rickl at August 04, 2016 09:31 AM (zoehZ)

239
Rapists and murders and gangbangers - Si!

Hot models - No!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2016 09:32 AM (iQIUe)

240
The people who care about what is in National
Review are people who consider themselves movers and shakers in the
political world. Many of those self-described movers and shakers are
having a difficult time reconciling themselves to Trump. Some claim it
is a matter of principle, whereas others are obviously upset at their
potentially permanent loss of prestige and influence. I expect nothing
less from such an article, although I am surprised they didn't hide it
better.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has All You Need to Prepare for Your New Hordeling! at August 04, 2016 09:29 AM (hLRSq)

I'm mostly just shocked that he would argue that with a straight face. I mean, that's got to be parody.

Your key argument is Trump might do something, but Hillary will definitely shift the court left. So a definite shift left is not as bad as a possible shift left because Trump is may be a liar.
Infantile logic.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2016 09:32 AM (2PHKP)

241 He also appears to believe that "liberal" is a synonym for "totalitarian fascist".

Posted by: rickl at August 04, 2016 09:31 AM (zoehZ)
--------------------------------------------------

Wait- is that wrong? I too think "liberal" is a synonym for "totalitarian fascist".

Posted by: MTF at August 04, 2016 09:32 AM (/m8T6)

242
Get rid of the trolls, already!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2016 09:33 AM (iQIUe)

243 Wait...the spouse of a Presidential Candidate may have broken a criminal law!!!

We should maybe investigate this allegation?
Posted by: Your media betters at August 04, 2016 09:30 AM (ptqRm)

"What difference, at this point, does it make?"

"What difference does it make? Are you serious? Trump is running as a Republican! That's what difference it makes! Anybody with half a brain can see that! What difference does it make... sheesh."

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 04, 2016 09:33 AM (4ng05)

244

Well, it was a dead or dying thread.
Trump resurrected it, brought it back to life.
He's a miracle worker, he is.

Is there anything Trump can't do?

Posted by: Sam Riverdale Jr at August 04, 2016 09:33 AM (nEGCz)

245 This thread has been inundated with refugees from the new, improved Hot Air.
Or so it would seem.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 04, 2016 09:35 AM (PGlty)

246 208 Loos like somebody has been pretty f'n busy for the last thirty days.

http://tinyurl.com/hhzz4yo

Wish I could figure out the point of commonality there.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 09:18 AM (ptqRm)

===========

Not a comprehensive list. I see where they didnt list the mob that went thru the town attacking the homes of Christians in egypt.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2016 09:35 AM (iQIUe)

247 BAMA .. as long as the current structure of Special Access for the Political Elite is maintained, I don't think the folks at NRO give two shits if the country moves left or right.

Somebody upthread mentioned a caste system. Damn fine explaination if you ask me.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2016 09:36 AM (U0YOh)

248 From NPR News:

The federal government announced plans Thursday to lift a moratorium on funding of controversial experiments that use human stem cells to create animal embryos that are partly human.

The National Institutes of Health is proposing a new policy to permit scientists to get federal money to make embryos, known as chimeras, under certain carefully monitored conditions.

The NIH imposed a moratorium on funding these experiments in September because they could raise ethical concerns.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 04, 2016 09:36 AM (Nwg0u)

249 This thread has been inundated with refugees from the new, improved Hot Air.
Or so it would seem.

---------------------

Old news. Happened a long time ago. Just the continuation of a trend that started with LGF.

Ace is the home for the disaffected, unwanted, banned, driven out, purged commentators from more reasonable websites who have standards and use Disqus.

Posted by: Sam Riverdale Jr at August 04, 2016 09:37 AM (nEGCz)

250 "Not a comprehensive list. I see where they didnt list the mob that went thru the town attacking the homes of Christians in egypt."

Oddly, my local media seems to have missed a few attacks as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 09:37 AM (ptqRm)

251 controversial experiments that use human stem cells to create animal embryos that are partly human.

What could possibly go wrong?

If this administration ever does anything just, right, ethical or moral it's by sure happenstance.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2016 09:38 AM (HXQyP)

252 Trump might very well lose, but he's perfectly capable of losing it on his own. So why are the trolls doing their best to get those of us who decided to vote for him as the best alternative to beat Hillary to get us to change our vote.

And honestly, if you are bitter Cruz disciples, his polling would be even worse right now--even if he didn't trip over his own dick every day like Trump does.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 04, 2016 09:39 AM (PGlty)

253 Gutless attack on MD police car

Pipe bomb explodes on police vehicle in Maryland

A pipe bomb exploded on a police vehicle in suburban Maryland early Wednesday, the police said.

The vehicle was parked on the street outside an officer's house in Thurmont, Maryland, Police Chief Greg Eyler told CBS Washington, D.C., affiliate WUSA-TV.

... it should be noted that Camp David is in the Catoctin Mountain Park, right next door to Thurmont, Maryland

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 04, 2016 09:39 AM (e8kgV)

254 "Ace is the home for the disaffected, unwanted, banned, driven out, purged commentators from more reasonable websites who have standards and use Disqus."

They don't call us Morons for nothing.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 09:39 AM (ptqRm)

255 I do not appear to be first.

Posted by: Weasel at August 04, 2016 09:40 AM (6xtq3)

256 251
BAMA .. as long as the current structure of Special Access for the
Political Elite is maintained, I don't think the folks at NRO give two
shits if the country moves left or right.

Somebody upthread mentioned a caste system. Damn fine explaination if you ask me.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2016 09:36 AM (U0YOh)

Oh, no doubt. Imagine if you will a big, swanky party. Only the 'cool' people get invited in the door. The unwashed masses are persona non grata.
Us, the unwashed masses, used to believe the GOPe was fighting to destroy the party where only cool people got in. Turns out, they wanted to be invited into the party in the worst way.
So here we are, the unwashed masses, looking through the glass at both 'our' party and their party, drinking champagne and eating foie gras while laughing at how stupid the rubes were to believe it was ever any different.

That's your 2016 election in a parable.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2016 09:40 AM (2PHKP)

257 Looks like somebody at NIH really wants to make a centaur.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2016 09:40 AM (U0YOh)

258 Some Somali muzzies in Minnesota -- the state with the highest number of muzzies being recruited to ISIS -- complained about feeling harassed in the airport.

So the geniuses at DHS gave the muzzies a special Somali-muzzies-only tour of the airport. They took them behind the scenes, let them see all the security, explained in detail how passengers are screened, and answered all their questions about airport security.

http://tinyurl.com/j962b6u

Un-f*cking-believable.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 04, 2016 09:41 AM (NnYnv)

259 >>a new policy to permit scientists to get federal
money to make embryos, known as chimeras, under certain carefully
monitored conditions. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 04, 2016 09:36 AM (Nwg0u)

Lars Von Trier, call your office.

Posted by: General Zod at August 04, 2016 09:41 AM (Bdeb0)

260 Trump got 10k or 15k in FL?

ZZZZ

Sanders would pull 30k.

Latest state polls have Trump down 15 in NH and 11 in PA.

A bloodbath is coming.

We need TEXIT now. NOW.

Posted by: UGH at August 04, 2016 09:42 AM (TwnkX)

261 Your key argument is Trump might do something, but Hillary will definitely shift the court left. So a definite shift left is not as bad as a possible shift left because Trump is may be a liar.
Infantile logic.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2016 09:32 AM (2PHKP)

I will be cynical and jaded.* With Hillary the self-described m + s can rail against Hillary and all she stands for by taking to the pages of their magazines and issuing papers from their foundations and think-tanks, something they are by nature inclined to do. With Trump they would have to actually work to convince the guy to do what they want and they would need to butter him up quite a bit. I think they see Trump as someone who would demand that they kneel to him, not someone who will defer to them and their wisdom.

So with Hillary they don't actually need results, just to gallantly run their jaws.** With Trump they would actually have to work for results and they would have to acknowledge who is boss - the guy who beat them and said he really doesn't care what they think.

*More than usual, that is.
**Like me, but with less wit and humor and more buck-fifty words.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has All You Need to Prepare for Your New Hordeling! at August 04, 2016 09:42 AM (hLRSq)

262 255 I do not appear to be first.
Posted by: Weasel at August 04, 2016 09:40 AM (6xtq3)
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Appearances can be deceiving.

Posted by: bluebell at August 04, 2016 09:42 AM (805dc)

263 I don't see a common thread in all the recent terror attacks in Europe. This latest knife attack was the work of a Somlian; the truck attack was a Tunisian; the shooter in Germany was a Turk; the priest killers were Moroccan. They are all from different parts of Europe and Africa. They are unrelated.
Right?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 04, 2016 09:43 AM (PGlty)

264 >>>Ace is the home for the disaffected, unwanted, banned, driven out, purged commentators from more reasonable websites who have standards and use Disqus.

:::blinks:::
:::walks away in bathrobe with lamp and paddle ball:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 04, 2016 09:43 AM (KeQHr)

265 The NIH imposed a moratorium on funding these experiments in September because they could raise ethical concerns.

This is why we have grammar Nazis.
A gang of Oxford commas couldn't save this one.
Wonder why you never meet a Cambridge comma? Are they semi-colons?

If they fund the experiments in August or October, the ethical concerns are OK.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 04, 2016 09:43 AM (tIja6)

266 248 From NPR News:

The federal government announced plans Thursday to lift a moratorium on funding of controversial experiments that use human stem cells to create animal embryos that are partly human.

----

Oh goody!!!!

Posted by: Planned Parts at August 04, 2016 09:43 AM (7lVbc)

267 Meat should be taxed at the wholesale level to raise the price and deter consumption, says a new report from the UN's International Research Panel (IRP). This will (supposedly) save the environment and prevent global warming.

They will continue with such assclownery right up until ISIS comes up behind them and slits their throats. And when I read crap like this, I'm tempted to think, "What's taking you so long, ISIS?"

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 04, 2016 09:43 AM (Fv3UZ)

268 " I do not appear to be first. "

Do you self-identify as first?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 09:44 AM (ptqRm)

269 Looks like somebody at NIH really wants to make a centaur.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2016 09:40 AM (U0YOh)

The technical term is "chimera", but really I think they want to make MANBEARPIG!!!!

Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2016 09:44 AM (ry34m)

270 You know, I really don't miss PT tests, or being on the parade field at 4:30 for PT.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2016 09:22 AM (U0YOh)

I sometimes have 'late for formation' dreams early in the morning. It's been decades now since I served but I'll wake up suddenly panicked, like I'm back in the barracks and late for PT and find myself halfway across the bedroom before I realize where and when I am.

Posted by: troyriser at August 04, 2016 09:45 AM (OGbEB)

271 This is why we have grammar Nazis.
A gang of Oxford commas couldn't save this one.
Wonder why you never meet a Cambridge comma? Are they semi-colons?

If they fund the experiments in August or October, the ethical concerns are OK.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 04, 2016 09:43 AM (tIja6)
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I, myself, tend to like Oxford commas.

Posted by: bluebell at August 04, 2016 09:45 AM (805dc)

272 Utterly stupid "NY Post" letter for today":

Since the time of the Prophet Muhammed,
Sharia has actually empowered Muslim women to speak up for their God given right.

The prophet's wife, Ayesha, was a jurist about whom he said, "Learn half of the faith of islam from Ayesha."

It's Trump, actually, who's trying to silence a woman-by stopping Hillary Clinton, from becoming the first female President.

Muslim women will speak out against his bigotry.

Aasilah Loan
Perry Hill, MD

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2016 09:45 AM (HXQyP)

273 255 I do not appear to be first.
Posted by: Weasel at August 04, 2016 09:40 AM (6xtq3)
___________________

No problem. Just "self identify" as first. Then you will have to be acknowledged as first, no matter what number you really are. And if anyone refuses to recognize your claim to be first, call them a "hater" and sue for discrimination.

It's the "progressive" way.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 04, 2016 09:45 AM (NnYnv)

274 Looks like somebody at NIH really wants to make a centaur.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2016 09:40 AM (U0YOh)

The Island of Doctor Moreau.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has All You Need to Prepare for Your New Hordeling! at August 04, 2016 09:46 AM (hLRSq)

275 And Trump down 11 in MI.

If the election were today we'd also lose both houses in Congress.

Remember how we got Obamacare?

Posted by: UGH at August 04, 2016 09:47 AM (TwnkX)

276 a new policy to permit scientists to get federal
money to make embryos, known as chimeras

----

There was a short SF story about a guy who had the gene sequence for photosynthesis added to his human genome. He had to live in total darknes because any exposure to light made him gain weight.

That's the only part of the story I remember.

Posted by: Sam Riverdale Jr at August 04, 2016 09:47 AM (nEGCz)

277 I saw Oxford Commas open up for Bad English in 1988,

Posted by: JoeF. at August 04, 2016 09:47 AM (PGlty)

278 259
>>a new policy to permit scientists to get federal
money to make embryos, known as chimeras, under certain carefully
monitored conditions. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 04, 2016 09:36 AM (Nwg0u)

Target CEO: Males, Females, Half-Centipedes Permitted To Share Store Restrooms

Posted by: General Zod at August 04, 2016 09:47 AM (Bdeb0)

279 "I, myself, tend to like Oxford commas. "

I hate all of you.

Posted by: VIA holding a bag of various commas. at August 04, 2016 09:48 AM (ptqRm)

280 Wonder why you never meet a Cambridge comma? Are they semi-colons?

If they fund the experiments in August or October, the ethical concerns are OK.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 04, 2016 09:43 AM (tIja6)

I understand that at Cambridge it is full colon or nothing.

"The NIH imposed a moratorium on funding last September citing possible ethical concerns about these experiments."

Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2016 09:48 AM (ry34m)

281 This is getting to be a depressing news morning and it's not even 10AM

Posted by: JoeF. at August 04, 2016 09:49 AM (PGlty)

282 "Trump is being made unacceptable to voters."

The Borg is certainly trying, no?

Had Morning Joe on and Dr Ben Carson was getting hit with absurd questions about Trump. e.g., Mike Barnicle was asking the good doctor about why Trump can never give a sense of loss or emphatize with those who have had loss, with Mika chiming in. i.e. no empathy. Carson was nonplussed, as it's a silly, irrelevant question.

As MSNBC is a often the leading edge for Obama/Hillary talking points it later struck me where they're going. Recall that Obama has called Trump unfit. Eugen eRobinson wrote a WaPo oped that sad that Trump was certifiable. We've had the Kahn story line but also the crying baby.

With the latest detail about his lack of empathy, the Borg will provide experts to say that Trump meets the clinical definition of Narcissistic Personality Order.

"Narcissistic personality disorder is a mental disorder in which people have an inflated sense of their own importance, a deep need for admiration and a lack of empathy for others. But behind this mask of ultraconfidence lies a fragile self-esteem that's vulnerable to the slightest criticism."

NPD! NPD!

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 04, 2016 09:49 AM (r1fLd)

283 I would write a response to the NY Post, letter but don't want death threats from some crazy Muslims.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2016 09:49 AM (HXQyP)

284 Ugh, can't even review all of the links.

ISIS had announced that DC and London were next...and now they've arrested that Metro policeman. Think he's the only one, a "lone wolf"????

Posted by: Lizzy at August 04, 2016 09:49 AM (NOIQH)

285 That's pretty damn funny troy.

Did you get an "internal clock" while you were in ? I shit you not, if I think about what time I need to get up before I go to sleep ... damned if I won't wake up about ten minutes before the alarm goes off. Can be a "one-off" time, like an early rise to catch a plane, doesn't matter.

I started that in the Army. Weird shit. Then again, I got alot of weird shit.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2016 09:50 AM (U0YOh)

286 "This is getting to be a depressing news morning and it's not even 10AM"

This is why most of us start drinking around 8:00am.

Gets you over that mid-morning hump.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 09:50 AM (ptqRm)

287 John F. Kennedy, Anthony Burgess, Aldous Huxley, and C.S. Lewis all died on the same day

Posted by: unlawful being at August 04, 2016 09:50 AM (e8kgV)

288 If the election were today we'd also lose both houses in Congress.

Posted by: UGH at August 04, 2016 09:47 AM (TwnkX)

Fortunately, elections are held on a date already set and are not called at random when someone thinks it would be advantageous to do so. My advice is do not squander your panic, save it up for late October when you can get the most out of it and the weather is cooler and less humid.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has All You Need to Prepare for Your New Hordeling! at August 04, 2016 09:50 AM (hLRSq)

289 I hate all of you.
Posted by: VIA holding a bag of various commas. at August 04, 2016 09:48 AM (ptqRm)
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That, my friend, makes me sad.

Posted by: bluebell at August 04, 2016 09:51 AM (805dc)

290 Since the time of the Prophet Muhammed,
Sharia has actually empowered Muslim women to speak up for their God given right.
_____________________

LOL. Yeah, their god-given right not to be educated. Their god-given right not to drive. Their god-given right not to go out in public unless covered up in a shroud and accompanied by male family members. Their god-given right to have their husbands chosen for them. Their god-given right to be beaten to death if they should happen to be raped or otherwise "disgrace" the family honor.

These people are twisted. And they lie. Constantly.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 04, 2016 09:51 AM (NnYnv)

291 a new policy to permit scientists to get federal
money to make embryos, known as chimeras

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OH ! OH! I remember parts of the recent news story about some kind of mumble mumble thing where you had a virus or bacteria, or gut microbe that coverted sugar to ethanol and you were drunk all the time.

Posted by: Sam Riverdale Jr at August 04, 2016 09:51 AM (nEGCz)

292 This just in! Chevy Chase is still not funny.

Posted by: General Francisco Franco at August 04, 2016 09:52 AM (j8rhH)

293 OK, Thurmont is not "suburban Maryland" in the sense
that Silver Spring or Columbia is. Thurmont is about 60-70 miles from
DC, and it's character is much more white trash then anything else.

Posted by: V the K at August 04, 2016 08:13 AM

... OK, I used to live in Thurmont and the "white trash" comment is probably right.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 04, 2016 09:52 AM (e8kgV)

294 Germany has taken in over a million migrants these last 2 years in hopes they will get jobs and start paying some taxes...

the number getting jobs so far is 54
with most of that number working for the postal service.

The number on welfare is 1.2 million

http://tinyurl.com/j2mqo6g

Posted by: McCool at August 04, 2016 09:52 AM (TQxRy)

295 >>...Mike Barnicle was asking the good doctor about why Trump can never give a
sense of loss or emphatize with those who have had loss, with Mika
chiming in. i.e. no empathy.

You'd think they didn't witness Obama joking about Malia going to college in his press conference on the Munich attacks, or him golfing w/in 10 of James Foley beheading video surfacing, or sleeping through the 7+ hour Benghazi attack and then skipping his nat'l security briefing to fundraise with Jay-Z, or ....

Seriously, Obama is bloodless and they're trying to say Trump has no empathy?!?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 04, 2016 09:52 AM (NOIQH)

296 The Island of Doctor Moreau.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet has All You Need to Prepare for Your New Hordeling! at August 04, 2016 09:46 AM (hLRSq)

of all the takes on that concept I loved Oingo-boingo's the best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRljdzY3dXs

Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2016 09:53 AM (ry34m)

297 They can, of course, say Trump has NPD, but since it was removed from the DSM V they can't diagnose him as having it:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/j8p67qo

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2016 09:53 AM (HXQyP)

298 "the number getting jobs so far is 54
with most of that number working for the postal service.

The number on welfare is 1.2 million "

So, they make up for it in volume?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2016 09:53 AM (ptqRm)

299 >>if I think about what time I need to get up before I go to sleep ...
damned if I won't wake up about ten minutes before the alarm goes off.

Heh, me, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 04, 2016 09:54 AM (NOIQH)

300 As most of the media takes their cue from King Obama the Bright, I believe his openly calling Trump "unfit" and "unqualified" for office, gave them the signal to just unload 24/7 on Trump.

It's also quite telling that Trump is in the news every second while Hillary's name is barely mentioned.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 04, 2016 09:54 AM (PGlty)

301 New thread

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 04, 2016 09:55 AM (kXoT0)

302 That's pretty damn funny troy.

Did you get an "internal clock" while you were in ? I shit you not, if I think about what time I need to get up before I go to sleep ... damned if I won't wake up about ten minutes before the alarm goes off. Can be a "one-off" time, like an early rise to catch a plane, doesn't matter.

My dad got a "pre-set" alarm clock thanks to the Army.
4:30 am. Every. Day.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 04, 2016 09:55 AM (AY/TT)

303 So, they make up for it in volume?
___________________

They probably figure that all the muzzie "refugee" killings and rapes are making work for more doctors, nurses, prosecutors, defense lawyers, bailiffs, judges, etc.

So it's all good!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 04, 2016 09:55 AM (NnYnv)

304 And Trump down 11 in MI.

If the election were today we'd also lose both houses in Congress.

Remember how we got Obamacare?

Posted by: UGH at August 04, 2016 09:47 AM (TwnkX)

Donald Trump can still turn this around. Maybe the 'intervention' with Newt Gingrich, Rudy Guiliani, and (probably) Invanka Trump will work and Donald Trump will ban himself from Twitter, let petty insults roll off his shoulders, stop saying unsettling and inflammatory things, and reassure the American public that he is a cool, calm sort of fellow to whom we can entrust nuclear launch codes.

Who am I kidding?

Posted by: troyriser at August 04, 2016 09:56 AM (OGbEB)

305
Moment "illegal Migrant" cuts himself out of a Polish Lorry in the middle of #London.

https://goo.gl/2vLZ4P

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Not sure why he didnt wait until the truck stopped instead of on the highway at 65 mph.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2016 09:56 AM (iQIUe)

306 For this thread, I am electing to identify as 132nd.

Morning bluebell!

Posted by: Weasel at August 04, 2016 09:57 AM (6xtq3)

307 Look at the bright side. Maybe they'll add some human to Muzzie embryos.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 04, 2016 09:57 AM (BRZRV)

308 287, yeah but Burgess died thirty years later than the rest of him.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 04, 2016 09:57 AM (PGlty)

309 If the polls had votes, Brexit would have failed. It's not even labor day yet. Chin up.

Posted by: major major major major at August 04, 2016 09:58 AM (sW9iC)

310 294 Germany has taken in over a million migrants these last 2 years in hopes they will get jobs and start paying some taxes...

the number getting jobs so far is 54
with most of that number working for the postal service.

The number on welfare is 1.2 million
__________________

Nancy Pelosi says that for every dollar paid out in food stamps, the economy grows by two dollars.

It's probably even higher in Euro welfare dollars!

If the Germans keep taking in muzzie "refugees" and putting them on their welfare rolls, all Germans will be filthy rich in no time flat!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 04, 2016 09:59 AM (NnYnv)

311 RE: Millenials having less sex article

So Millennials having fewer sex partners than previous generations is now considered a bad thing?

Well, I can see how the Left would see it that way. Less bed hopping, less STDs, less unwanted pregrancies (blow into this paperbag, Ms. Richards)... Hmmm.

Posted by: East Bay KG at August 04, 2016 09:59 AM (uDCdI)

312 My dad got a "pre-set" alarm clock thanks to the Army.
4:30 am. Every. Day.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 04, 2016 09:55 AM (AY/TT)

Yes, thanks to the Army, I wake up nearlyevery morning at or around 4:30-5:00. It's not so bad because now I can drift off for an hour or so before getting up for real. It's a nice, quiet time in the house.

Posted by: troyriser at August 04, 2016 10:00 AM (OGbEB)

313 They probably figure that all the muzzie "refugee" killings and rapes are making work for more doctors, nurses, prosecutors, defense lawyers, bailiffs, judges, etc.

So it's all good!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 04, 2016 09:55 AM (NnYnv)

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Definitely defense attys. I'd like to know how they are paying the gitmo attys. Flat rate or by the hour. They are milking the hours for all it's worth.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2016 10:01 AM (iQIUe)

314 Posted by: major major major major at August 04, 2016 09:58 AM (sW9iC)

Ok.

Posted by: Ostrich with head in sand. at August 04, 2016 10:02 AM (TwnkX)

315 I don't care if Trump has three eyes, 12 toes and says wtf on Chris Wallace! Hillary Clinton must not win! Folks stop buying into the MSM bashing!

Posted by: AnnaS at August 04, 2016 10:08 AM (P+I7L)

316 I don't care if Trump has three eyes, 12 toes and says wtf on Chris Wallace! Hillary Clinton must not win! Folks stop buying into the MSM bashing!

Posted by: AnnaS at August 04, 2016 10:08 AM (P+I7L)

Then tell Trump to stop falling into glaringly obvious traps laid for him by the opposition. My late Stepfather would always say, 'Next time, think before you move' whenever we kids would do something stupid Trump just moves, reacts without thinking. It's a character defect of his, one of too many to count, but like all character defects it can be addressed and corrected.

Posted by: troyriser at August 04, 2016 10:44 AM (OGbEB)

317 The FBI knuckled under and did not recommend prosecution or arrest for
Hillary and now they are the DNC's whipping boy. It's not the democrats
who did not protect the democrats data, it is the saps at the FBI who
failed to warn. The DNC owns the FBI now, and they are spanking it.

Posted by: Locke Common at August 04, 2016 11:01 AM (y4lrA)

318 Hey, times are lean....

"Georgia Man Arrested for Sex with Goat, Police Say"

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 04, 2016 12:24 PM (4rXjl)

319 Anna, don't let the nevertrumper here lecture you on Trump.

Their goal is to elect Hillary...no doubt about it.

Posted by: Pam at August 04, 2016 12:56 PM (cF0hS)

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