Mid-Morning Open Thread [CBD]


Titian Sacred And Profane.jpg

Sacred And Profane Love
Titian

The original is a Trigglypuffian (See below the fold) four feet tall and nine feet wide, so rendering it on a screen is difficult. If you have a reasonable monitor I highly recommend clicking on the image to see a larger and more impressive version.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 09:45 AM




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1 Boobs

Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 09:47 AM (SzZnW)

2 Uhhh.
Ok.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 03, 2016 09:47 AM (C9pBZ)

3 Testes

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 03, 2016 09:47 AM (MSiSP)

4 Man boobs followed by Cora's "glory"....

yup "art"

Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 09:47 AM (SzZnW)

5 And no, those are definitely not the elbows we've been looking for.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 03, 2016 09:48 AM (C9pBZ)

6 It's pronounced Titty-an.

Posted by: that at August 03, 2016 09:48 AM (2WoCi)

7 What's going on in that relief on the bench bottom right?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 03, 2016 09:49 AM (MSiSP)

8 Trigglypuff is running this country.

We are now to the left of San Francisco.

Posted by: artist at August 03, 2016 09:51 AM (TwnkX)

9 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 03, 2016 09:51 AM (AY/TT)

10 Sniper is in the open roof

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 03, 2016 09:51 AM (mEZce)

11
What's going on in that relief on the bench bottom right?
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 03, 2016 09:49 AM


Proctological exam

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 03, 2016 09:52 AM (IqV8l)

12 Go Triggly! Go Triggly!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 03, 2016 09:52 AM (WlGX+)

13 What's going on in that relief on the bench bottom right?




Prostate exam.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 03, 2016 09:52 AM (AY/TT)

14 Some classic art suggestions

http://www.ufunk.net/en/?p=178001

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 03, 2016 09:52 AM (ptqRm)

15 Oh goodie. Triggly Puff is back. Can't get enough of those bingo wings flapping like she's trying to fly away.

Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Sorry Ben, we f*cked it up at August 03, 2016 09:53 AM (jxbfJ)

16 Missed it by > < that much.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 03, 2016 09:53 AM (AY/TT)

17 Oh don't mind me. I'm just hanging out. Naked. Just chillin'

Posted by: Naked girl at August 03, 2016 09:53 AM (KpRYi)

18 7 What's going on in that relief on the bench bottom right?

50 Shades of Marble Grey

Hey, this painting is by Tit-ian.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 03, 2016 09:54 AM (WlGX+)

19 I saw Cora's Glory open for Relief On The Bench at the Crystal Palace in 1997.

Posted by: Phone of kari at August 03, 2016 09:54 AM (cHxrS)

20 About the 1st item in the sidebar: Kudos to Weirddave. Absolutely the right quote.

Posted by: Jackal at August 03, 2016 09:54 AM (Lyh9/)

21 Sniper in the trees

Posted by: @votermom at August 03, 2016 09:55 AM (7lVbc)

22 >>7
What's going on in that relief on the bench bottom right? Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 03, 2016 09:49 AM (MSiSP)

The Profane.

The cherub in center must learn the hard way that retrieving a handful of tar from the vat will result in instant maturation into a buxom, nude woman.

Posted by: General Zod at August 03, 2016 09:55 AM (Bdeb0)

23 'If you want to hang out
you've got to take her out -
Profane'

Posted by: JJ Cale at August 03, 2016 09:55 AM (TjcfH)

24 Howdy, Art.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 03, 2016 09:55 AM (9ym/8)

25 That kids's looking for some cookies.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 03, 2016 09:55 AM (WlGX+)

26 Oh. I finally see who everyone knew of but me
Trigglypuff

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 09:56 AM (peVQh)

27 Puttin' them on here, boss!

**scans down**

Aw hell no!

Takin' them off here, boss!

That ain't no Lucille!!

Posted by: Dragline at August 03, 2016 09:56 AM (JO9+V)

28 Has anyone studied the correlation between makeup and cosmetics and the invention of the electric lightbulb? I have to imagine candle light or darkness was very flattering in the old days.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 03, 2016 09:57 AM (C2+Ga)

29 What's going on in that relief on the bench bottom right?

Anyone seen my wristwatch?

Posted by: Barney Frank at August 03, 2016 09:57 AM (DPMiu)

30 Funny you mention TrigglyPuff. I'm getting a "Campus Reform" ad with TrigglyPuff flailing her hooves in the post.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 03, 2016 09:57 AM (9ym/8)

31 "Mom, who's the naked chick?"

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 03, 2016 09:57 AM (RD7QR)

32 You know, that second image could be considered Assault with an Optical Weapon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2016 09:57 AM (YzoAJ)

33 This election season is devolving into a bloodbath. Good. Regardless of what happens, a lot of masks are coming off.

Posted by: Czar Peter at August 03, 2016 09:57 AM (bUskh)

34 The sacred chick would be hotter if she was nekkid.

Posted by: rickl at August 03, 2016 09:58 AM (zoehZ)

35 Have you seen the video of Milo reacting to trigglypuff?

Pretty funny.

Posted by: Lauren at August 03, 2016 09:58 AM (KpRYi)

36 I think I'm a @ little jealous of trigglypuff she has more energy than I do

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 09:58 AM (peVQh)

37 VIA, what is odd about those classical paintings in Kiev backgrounds is how lifelike and fitting they are.
Besides the nudity, of course.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2016 09:58 AM (ry34m)

38 28: I know there's hell of a positive correlation if you look at the advent of Color TV and makeup. Don't know about electric light and makeup. Wouldn't surprise me all that much, though.

Posted by: Jackal at August 03, 2016 09:59 AM (Lyh9/)

39 profane is all talkin bout her last date

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at August 03, 2016 09:59 AM (F+xWX)

40 VIA, what do you think of the nude on subway stairs image?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2016 09:59 AM (YzoAJ)

41 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 03, 2016 09:57 AM (9ym/

That's not an ad. That's a GIFF I made from their video.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 03, 2016 09:59 AM (Zu3d9)

42 The image of Trigglypuff should never appear in a post with the title of "Art Thread."

Titian and Rubens liked 'em big - but pretty and feminine and ladylike. Triggly woulda scared the living crap out of them.

Triggly could stand in for one of the demons in Bosch's vision of Hell.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at August 03, 2016 09:59 AM (u0lmX)

43 I was soooooo drunk!

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at August 03, 2016 10:00 AM (F+xWX)

44 Dammit, got willowed. And on a perfectly good alpha particle pun too.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 10:00 AM (0mRoj)

45 "That's not an ad. That's a GIFF I made from their video."




Oh.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 03, 2016 10:01 AM (9ym/8)

46 Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 10:00 AM (0mRoj)

Too bad it was alpha naught....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 03, 2016 10:01 AM (Zu3d9)

47 FFS, CBD! I just ate!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - In Florida at August 03, 2016 10:01 AM (gW5Vg)

48 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 03, 2016 09:57 AM (9ym/

Beta luck next time.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 03, 2016 10:01 AM (Zu3d9)

49 Well alpha particle puns are pretty low powered...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2016 10:01 AM (YzoAJ)

50 26 Oh. I finally see who everyone knew of but me
Trigglypuff

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 09:56 AM (peVQh



Well you have been more focused on more important things lately...

Posted by: buzzion at August 03, 2016 10:01 AM (bMG0w)

51 Well, one ingrown interpretation is that scene is a version of Apollo flaying ol whatshisname, a somewhat common theme of the day, and revisited by Titan in other works...

And thus ends my exposure to classic art...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at August 03, 2016 10:01 AM (C9pBZ)

52 The one on the right? Yeah, I'd hit it.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 10:02 AM (0mRoj)

53 The Trigglypuff bun is doesn't get the level of appreciation it deserves. Very attractive.

Posted by: Fritz at August 03, 2016 10:02 AM (2Mnv1)

54 365 I'm not even gonna click on that Mediaite article that says Trump kept asking why he couldn't use nukes during an intel briefing.


Posted by: Chile is Nice This Time of the Century at August 03, 2016 09:56 AM (Jh20h)


This comment was Willowed but important...

Really, if the thought of using nuclear weapons is unthinkable, why do we have them?

Nukes don't destroy the earth if exploded. They effectively kill a bunch of people in a certain radius. They were a good way to keep the USSR from flooding across the border with their tanks into Western Europe.

If the choice with a country like North Korea is either send in a few hundred thousand of our troops or push the button on a half dozen nukes, I'll go with the nukes.

They are just explosives like any other kind, just more compact.

Posted by: jwest at August 03, 2016 10:02 AM (Zs4uk)

55 My mom wasn't one of those who said, "If you can't say something good, say nothing at all."

So Fuck the GOP.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 03, 2016 10:02 AM (97XyN)

56
There are One million migrants in the UK illegally

http://thetim.es/2b20KQm

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 03, 2016 10:02 AM (iQIUe)

57 First you have a nice bare breast then you kill us with a vile animated GIF,

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 03, 2016 10:03 AM (mpXpK)

58 Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 10:02 AM (0mRoj)

I think the idea is that they are the same woman....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 03, 2016 10:03 AM (Zu3d9)

59 Baby's thinking "I can't believe I dropped my phone in there!"

Posted by: josephistan at August 03, 2016 10:03 AM (7HtZB)

60 Of course no one is asking what is the Cherub in the centre reaching for.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2016 10:03 AM (YzoAJ)

61 49 Well alpha particle puns are pretty low powered...
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2016 10:01 AM (YzoAJ)

Really? You're positive about that?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 10:03 AM (0mRoj)

62 Willow, my understanding is you were busy engaged in an activity that Ms Puff will likely never do.

Congrats on the impending new person....

best health and fortune.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 10:04 AM (SzZnW)

63 Gamma over, man. Gamma over.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2016 10:04 AM (ry34m)

64 Buzzion too true..trying to find all y'all s credit card numbers is a full time job.
For the children.. of course.

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 10:04 AM (peVQh)

65 >>There are One million migrants in the UK illegally



Pikers

Posted by: 30 Million Mexicans at August 03, 2016 10:04 AM (TjcfH)

66 58 Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 10:02 AM (0mRoj)

I think the idea is that they are the same woman....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 03, 2016 10:03 AM (Zu3d9)

Then I've got it covered, don't I?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 10:04 AM (0mRoj)

67 I'm not sure I ever saw triggly puff!

Posted by: Lea at August 03, 2016 10:04 AM (lIU4e)

68 There are One million migrants in the UK illegally

I believe it. Been through Londonistan lately?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 03, 2016 10:04 AM (DPMiu)

69 Speaking of big women, maybe Robert Crumb or Coop?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 03, 2016 10:05 AM (C2+Ga)

70 41 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 03, 2016 09:57 AM (9ym/

That's not an ad. That's a GIFF I made from their video.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 03, 2016 09:59 AM (Zu3d9)

Too bad it doesn't include the hottie with the WTF expression on her face. That would be a nice antidote.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 10:06 AM (0mRoj)

71 "trying to find all y'all s credit card numbers is a full time job.
For the children.. of course."




*cancels cards*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 03, 2016 10:06 AM (9ym/8)

72 Meanwhile, in Paris -
http://tinyurl.com/h85tgfp

Has anyone told Hollande to get bent yet?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 03, 2016 10:06 AM (DPMiu)

73
53 The Trigglypuff bun is doesn't get the level of appreciation it deserves. Very attractive.


Posted by: Fritz at August 03, 2016 10:02 AM (2Mnv1)

Pair that with the stunning Chairman Mao XX-L pantsuits worn by Hillary and you have a look that will make Melania and Ivanka go green with envy!

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at August 03, 2016 10:07 AM (u0lmX)

74 Damn it

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 10:07 AM (peVQh)

75
And, this is for real, his name is spelled T-I-T-I-A-N. Titian! Honest to God!

He's a very famous respected artist, and this is a bona fide art treasure. And I don't think anybody could disagree that this is a really nice painting of a broad on a couch.

Posted by: E. Buzz Miller

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 03, 2016 10:07 AM (kdS6q)

76 [I'm asking you the question you don't want to answer.]

And once again, the distant backgrounds leave me ... I don't know where. Those sublime buildings, landscapes, costumes, those lifestyles (painted as idyllic, but bloody as hell and filled with all manner of vermin). It's another world to me, another species, a time period that's not part of a continuous stream leading to my own.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Drooper at August 03, 2016 10:07 AM (pC96u)

77 53 The Trigglypuff bun is doesn't get the level of appreciation it deserves. Very attractive.
Posted by: Fritz at August 03, 2016 10:02 AM (2Mnv1)

Yes! I was just thinking the same thing. It's not just that she has a body that reminds me of a lava lamp with ADHD, it's that bizarre mini-beehive hair bun. Between that & the glasses, she looks like a refugee from "The Far Side"

Posted by: josephistan at August 03, 2016 10:07 AM (7HtZB)

78 All they ever send me is dick carvings. Sigh.

Posted by: Profane Love at August 03, 2016 10:08 AM (JO9+V)

79 Imagine Trigglypuff taking Diablo Girl's place.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at August 03, 2016 10:08 AM (1JnAL)

80 >53 The Trigglypuff bun is doesn't get the level of appreciation it deserves. Very attractive.
Posted by: Fritz at August 03, 2016 10:02 AM (2Mnv1)

It is pretty fab.

Posted by: Lea at August 03, 2016 10:08 AM (lIU4e)

81 Imagine Trigglypuff taking Diablo Girl's place.

Offering you a plate of fresh crumbs and maybe a streak of icing down the centre, if that also had a couple of finger streaks across it

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 03, 2016 10:09 AM (DPMiu)

82 65 >>There are One million migrants in the UK illegally



Pikers
Posted by: 30 Million Mexicans




Kinda lazy if you ask me. How hard is it to step over an imaginary line in the sand? You thought swimming the Rio was a big deal, swim the channel.

Getting on an island in the north sea is a little more impressive.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 03, 2016 10:09 AM (AY/TT)

83 79 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at August 03, 2016 10:08 AM (1JnAL)

The REAL tragedy would be Cake Girl taking TrigglyPuff's....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 10:09 AM (SzZnW)

84 67 I'm not sure I ever saw triggly puff!

Posted by: Lea at August 03, 2016 10:04 AM (lIU4e)

How could you possibly miss her?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at August 03, 2016 10:09 AM (u0lmX)

85 On my blog today, a new release.
The sequel in the Heinlein-juvenile stye of books from Henry Vogel, features two teens, space-ships, telepathy, fun.
Link in nic

Posted by: @votermom at August 03, 2016 10:10 AM (7lVbc)

86 morning, Horde

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 03, 2016 10:10 AM (WuPaA)

87 And, this is for real, his name is spelled T-I-T-I-A-N. Titian! Honest to God!




Like the rocket?


/s

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 03, 2016 10:11 AM (AY/TT)

88 The next female rapper should go with the moniker "Titian"

Pronounced "Titty Ann"


You're welcome, America !

Posted by: Naturalfake at August 03, 2016 10:11 AM (0cMkb)

89 Of course no one is asking what is the Cherub in the centre reaching for.
............
That's Cupid

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 03, 2016 10:11 AM (so+oy)

90 She really should do something with her hair.

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 10:11 AM (peVQh)

91 The nuclear puns have really started to decay.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 03, 2016 10:11 AM (RD7QR)

92 Please let Paul Ryan lose his primary election...that would make me feel real good. I would dance around like that fat woman.

Posted by: William Eaton at August 03, 2016 10:11 AM (KhJh8)

93 86 Posted by: OregonMuse at August 03, 2016 10:10 AM (WuPaA)

It is indeed "morning."

Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 10:11 AM (SzZnW)

94 I think the idea is that they are the same woman....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 03, 2016 10:03 AM (Zu3d9)

So the sacred love is the woman, that makes the profane love the kid in the center. Well I don't agree with that at all.

Posted by: Harry Reid at August 03, 2016 10:12 AM (KUaJL)

95 The jiggling is almost hypnotic. Like a lava lamp.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1QHE7Lp6tw

Posted by: Serenity Now! at August 03, 2016 10:12 AM (BDZWU)

96 92 Posted by: William Eaton at August 03, 2016 10:11 AM (KhJh

I think the GOP Go Along Gang is going to hold through inertia....

I also think after they succeed in electing Gram I am going to vote straight ticket D in 2018.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 10:12 AM (SzZnW)

97 She really should do something with her hair.
Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 10:11 AM (peVQh)

I'm actually confused how she did that! It looks teased...or maybe just really frizzy?

Posted by: Lea at August 03, 2016 10:12 AM (lIU4e)

98 >>>>
53 The Trigglypuff bun is doesn't get the level of appreciation it deserves. Very attractive.

Posted by: Fritz at August 03, 2016 10:02 AM (2Mnv1)



Yes! I was just thinking the same thing. It's not just that she has a
body that reminds me of a lava lamp with ADHD, it's that bizarre
mini-beehive hair bun. Between that the glasses, she looks like a
refugee from "The Far Side"
.
.
.
.Maybe she stumbled into a time machine and went back in time and influenced Gary Larson.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 03, 2016 10:13 AM (iONHu)

99 *studies image*

Well that certainly addresses draining the spigot... and is that man in the marble frieze demanding the supine womyn make him a sammich? And will the two maidens hi themselves onwards to yon Medieval castle on hill in background? And of course will the Cherub stop stirring up troubled waters searching for their lost iPad?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2016 10:13 AM (YzoAJ)

100 Morning, OregonMuse. I bought a chess book a while back for my kid, but looking through it the other night I found its a pretty good primer on the basics of the game for any beginner.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 10:13 AM (0mRoj)

101 Off to the far right are 2 guys with sheep.
Don't ask, don't tell

Posted by: Bruce at August 03, 2016 10:13 AM (8ikIW)

102 88 The next female rapper should go with the moniker "Titian"

Pronounced "Titty Ann"


You're welcome, America !
Posted by: Naturalfake at August 03, 2016 10:11 AM (0cMkb)

You must watch YouTube video of Key and Peele's substitute teacher sketch.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 03, 2016 10:13 AM (MSiSP)

103 I 've actually been shocked at Paul Ryans conduct

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 10:14 AM (peVQh)

104 >>Getting on an island in the north sea is a little more impressive. Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 03, 2016 10:09 AM (AY/TT)

Installing yourself in the wheel-well of an airliner and smuggling yourself into Heathrow is more impressive--and more fatal--yet.

Posted by: General Zod at August 03, 2016 10:14 AM (Bdeb0)

105 91 The nuclear puns have really started to decay.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 03, 2016 10:11 AM (RD7QR)

Spoken like a true beta.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 10:14 AM (0mRoj)

106 So, this morning CNN ran a story about a young muslim woman who is competing on the USA fencing team and is wearing her hajib. She wears one of those stretchy ones that wraps around her head and therefore, fits neatly under her fencing mask.

All that is fine.

But since this is CNN, the story devoted 1 minute to how she grew up as a conservative muslim, wearing long pants and sleeves and the hajib, her mom suggested she try competing in fencing because the sport requires the same type of full coverage clothing for obvious reasons.

But they then showcased her tweets she sent out after Trumps comments in January about banning Muslim immigration here, etc. The tweets expressed how appalled she was. Camerota asked her how she now felt about Trump and she hemmed and hawed and said she was scared, because she is...African American and a Muslim and where could she go when the rhetoric turns violent.

CNN then added that when she was growing up, people would stare at her and make comments and threats.
Uh huh.

CNN called her in Rio this week to ask her again about Trump. She told them she was training and didn't want to be distracted.

1.CNN is so obvious in their attempt to gin up the Trump/Muslim thing

2. Maybe Miss Muslim athlete should think about what Trump said and what he wants to do. I've got news for you honey, the jihadis wouild come for you first, because they believe you are apostate in your participation in sports and speaking on camera. You need to really realize who you should be afraid of, and it's not Trump. Trump's trying to keep the Jihadi's out.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 03, 2016 10:14 AM (NNq1n)

107 Holy shit.

CVS Health just released a list of drugs they are not formulating anymore due to cost.

On that list? Gleevec, which is basically a cure for CML

Also?

Lantus insulin, although they will carry the bio identical there.

Obamacare win, right? A

Posted by: Lauren at August 03, 2016 10:14 AM (KpRYi)

108 You must watch YouTube video of Key and Peele's substitute teacher sketch.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 03, 2016 10:13 AM (MSiSP)

J-Kwellin! Where J-Kwellin at?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 10:14 AM (0mRoj)

109 " I 've actually been shocked at Paul Ryans conduct"



He's become a world-class ass.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 03, 2016 10:15 AM (9ym/8)

110 >>I 've actually been shocked at Paul Ryans conduct

How so?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 03, 2016 10:15 AM (/tuJf)

111 Lea I really don't know

Maybe we should ask

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 10:15 AM (peVQh)

112 I can't believe there hasn't been a rapper named D-Nice yet.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 03, 2016 10:15 AM (C2+Ga)

113 103 Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 10:14 AM (peVQh)

I'm not, he went full "Kemp fan" never go full Kemp fan....

I get the feeling in 2018 I will be funding a democrat in a Wisconsin race....

"sorry"

Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 10:16 AM (SzZnW)

114 89 Of course no one is asking what is the Cherub in the centre reaching for.

Looks like the kid is looking for loose change that's fallen out of pockets.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 03, 2016 10:16 AM (WuPaA)

115 "The nuclear puns have really started to decay. "



There may be fallout from this.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 03, 2016 10:16 AM (9ym/8)

116 Of course no one is asking what is the Cherub in the centre reaching for.


Trying to capture a Squirtle.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 10:17 AM (0mRoj)

117 TrigglyPuff?



Search for images of Roz, from Monsters Inc.

Please note that Roz and TrigglyPuff have never been seen in the same room at the same time.


Just sayin'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 03, 2016 10:17 AM (ptqRm)

118 It's like the ball on Trig's head mirrors her body shape. You can imagine the thing with a little tiny Triggly head and upraised little tiny bingo arms. And that little Triggly head would have a bun with another - oh you get what I mean. Sorta like those nesting Russian dolls only gross.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at August 03, 2016 10:17 AM (u0lmX)

119 Or a corgi with pudding on his head

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com
/2016/08/screen-shot-2016-08-02-at-
12-05-21-pm.jpg?quality=85
strip=infow=900

Posted by: DaveA at August 03, 2016 10:17 AM (8J/Te)

120 Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 10:14 AM (0mRoj)

A - Aron ! A-Aron !

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 03, 2016 10:17 AM (MSiSP)

121 Maybe we should ask
Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 10:15 AM (peVQh)

I don't think my hair would do that, even if I wanted it to!

Posted by: Lea at August 03, 2016 10:17 AM (lIU4e)

122 107 Holy shit.

CVS Health just released a list of drugs they are not formulating anymore due to cost.

On that list? Gleevec, which is basically a cure for CML

Also?

Lantus insulin, although they will carry the bio identical there.

Obamacare win, right? A
Posted by: Lauren at August 03, 2016 10:14 AM (KpRYi)

All the more reason why we need a Canada-style health care system.

/s - you know it's coming.

Posted by: josephistan at August 03, 2016 10:18 AM (7HtZB)

123 114 89 Of course no one is asking what is the Cherub in the centre reaching for.

Someone said cookies. That sounded right to me.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at August 03, 2016 10:18 AM (u0lmX)

124 Lantus insulin, although they will carry the bio identical there.

Obamacare win, right? A

Posted by: Lauren at August 03, 2016 10:14 AM (KpRYi)



Wait, WHAT????

Link please!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - In Florida at August 03, 2016 10:18 AM (gW5Vg)

125 >>There may be fallout from this. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 03, 2016 10:16 AM (9ym/

Or confusion.

Posted by: General Zod at August 03, 2016 10:19 AM (Bdeb0)

126 I 've been really wiped out lately so if my comment s are even screwier than usual don't waste time trying to discern my meaning

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 10:19 AM (peVQh)

127 So what's the half-life to these puns?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2016 10:19 AM (YzoAJ)

128 107 Posted by: Lauren at August 03, 2016 10:14 AM (KpRYi)

Hey it is just a cancer treatment...here have a motrin.

//Dr Giggles Md

Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 10:19 AM (SzZnW)

129 If you want to know what the future of our country is going to be like, think of Trigglypuff sitting on a human face forever.

(stolen from another moron)

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 03, 2016 10:19 AM (WuPaA)

130 126 I 've been really wiped out lately so if my comment s are even screwier than usual don't waste time trying to discern my meaning

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 10:19 AM (peVQh)



Well expectant mothers are granted some leeway.

Posted by: buzzion at August 03, 2016 10:20 AM (bMG0w)

131 120 Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 10:14 AM (0mRoj)

A - Aron ! A-Aron !
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 03, 2016 10:17 AM (MSiSP)

You go right to O-Shag Hennessy's office and tell him what you just said to me!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 10:20 AM (0mRoj)

132 Brent

Maybe this link to CVS will help


http://www.fiercepharma.com/node/349521

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 03, 2016 10:20 AM (ptqRm)

133 7 a.m. and the first thing I see online is a hideous giant baby.

Blecchh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 03, 2016 10:20 AM (/wm8n)

134 You'd be happy to know that this painting is still up for interpretation after 400 years. No one can agree.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 03, 2016 10:20 AM (MSiSP)

135 129 If you want to know what the future of our country is going to be like, think of Trigglypuff sitting on a human face forever.


Posted by: OregonMuse at August 03, 2016 10:19 AM (WuPaA)

The boot, the boot! Please give me the boot!

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at August 03, 2016 10:20 AM (u0lmX)

136 Well expectant mothers are granted some leeway.
Posted by: buzzion at August 03, 2016 10:20 AM (bMG0w)

Especially with quintuplets.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 10:21 AM (0mRoj)

137 Sven, time to go Corbomite Maneuver on the TrigglyPuff, the Pokemon in Pokemon Go no fights over.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2016 10:21 AM (YzoAJ)

138 Lea..uh hmmm. I think we should avoid that look. Let that be a warning to all women on what we should never do

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 10:21 AM (peVQh)

139
All the more reason why we need a Canada-style health care system.

/s - you know it's coming.
Posted by: josephistan at August 03, 2016 10:18 AM


Hillarycare comeback

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 03, 2016 10:21 AM (IqV8l)

140 A Washington, D.C. metro transit authority police officer was charged on Wednesday with trying to provide material support to ISIS the first time a law enforcement officer has been charged with an ISIS-related crime.

Nicholas Young, who has served with the department since 2003, was arrested Wednesday morning by FBI agents. He is alleged to have tried sending money to ISIS via mobile-based gift cards using a messaging service.

An alleged transaction redeemed by the FBI in July was for $245.

Young is set to appear in court Wednesday at 2 p.m.

Anyone want to guess his persuasion?


FOX NEWS

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2016 10:22 AM (zp+j1)

141 Of course no one is asking what is the Cherub in the centre reaching for.


Captain Billy's Whizz Bang.

Oh they've got trouble my friend.

Posted by: Prof. Hill at August 03, 2016 10:22 AM (JO9+V)

142 Is it just me or did Camerota come off as more conservative when she was FOX then she does now? I wonder if these people really believe in anything and are just script readers.

Posted by: Serenity Now! at August 03, 2016 10:22 AM (BDZWU)

143 To this day that ugly piece of shit cracks me up. Maybe its the arm flab.

The painting? Nice. Thanks Charles Brown Sex Toy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 03, 2016 10:22 AM (voOPb)

144 137 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2016 10:21 AM (YzoAJ)

The nation thinks Cora needs near the levers of power ideology wise....

ponder that for a while...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 10:23 AM (SzZnW)

145 132 Brent

Maybe this link to CVS will help

http://www.fiercepharma.com/node/349521

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 03, 2016 10:20 AM (ptqRm)



Well that's just fucking great.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - In Florida at August 03, 2016 10:23 AM (gW5Vg)

146 I did not really need to see that this morning. Damn you.

Posted by: John Murray at August 03, 2016 10:23 AM (JT3PM)

147 >>>Anyone want to guess his persuasion?
---------------
Misguided youth?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 03, 2016 10:23 AM (voOPb)

148 B,

I put the link to the CVS announcement in my sig.

Posted by: Lauren at August 03, 2016 10:23 AM (KpRYi)

149 And now the planted phony stories about disarray, advisors quitting and Trump dropping out.

Absolute unbridled panic is setting in on the left and in the globalist ranks. I really don't think I've ever seen anything like it before.

Posted by: Czar Peter at August 03, 2016 10:24 AM (bUskh)

150 Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2016 10:22 AM (zp+j1)

An Anti-American?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 03, 2016 10:24 AM (MSiSP)

151 An alleged transaction redeemed by the FBI in July was for $245.

Young is set to appear in court Wednesday at 2 p.m.

Anyone want to guess his persuasion?


FOX NEWS

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2016 10:22 AM (zp+j1)


Why doesn't he just argue he didn't intend to do anything wrong?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 03, 2016 10:25 AM (KUaJL)

152 Is it just me or did Camerota come off as more conservative when she was FOX then she does now? I wonder if these people really believe in anything and are just script readers.
Posted by: Serenity Now! at August 03, 2016 10:22 AM (BDZWU)

yes I have noticed that also...She is one phony asshole...but yeah most of them are

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2016 10:25 AM (zp+j1)

153 129 If you want to know what the future of our country is going to be like, think of Trigglypuff sitting on a human face forever.


Posted by: OregonMuse at August 03, 2016 10:19 AM (WuPaA)

That Sir is one of the most disgusting things I have thought of in quite some time.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 03, 2016 10:25 AM (voOPb)

154 Sven, I much prefer to let my imagination work on what I am writing. Trying to steer away from natural, or in this case unnatural, disasters.

Voter Mom will be discussing today with writers group my synopsis so far, perhaps jointly can get something better done for submission. One used to work at local college dealing with authors fresh from high school with awards in English or as she called their works 'grammatically correct but saying nothing.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2016 10:26 AM (YzoAJ)

155 Imagine walking into a villa in Venice and there is the painting: 4 feet by nine feet. Brilliant foreground color to capture the viewer's notice then gentler colors in the background creating a soothing effect. Like a bright window into a myth showing beauty, mystery, and complexities to consider. (Both women are identical or nearly so. Are they meant o be two sides of the feminine?)The effect must have been stunning.

Thanks, CBD. What a beautiful piece of art to think about and enjoy.

Posted by: JTB at August 03, 2016 10:26 AM (V+03K)

156 . . . so I told him I needed lovin' up in the worst way. And boy howdy was he ever the worst!

Posted by: Profane Love at August 03, 2016 10:26 AM (JO9+V)

157 Absolute unbridled panic is setting in on the left and in the globalist ranks. I really don't think I've ever seen anything like it before.

Posted by: Czar Peter at August 03, 2016 10:24 AM (bUskh)


We could tell you stories.

Posted by: Zombie Richard Nixon and Zombie Ronald Reagan at August 03, 2016 10:26 AM (WuPaA)

158 "Why doesn't he just argue he didn't intend to do anything wrong?"


Get your own racket

Posted by: The Widow Clinton at August 03, 2016 10:26 AM (ptqRm)

159 That Sir is one of the most disgusting things I have thought of in quite some time.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 03, 2016 10:25 AM (voOPb)


You're welcome.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 03, 2016 10:27 AM (WuPaA)

160 That reminds me of why my Flubbercise program never really caught on.


Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Richard Simmons at August 03, 2016 10:27 AM (3v713)

161 152 Is it just me or did Camerota come off as more conservative when she was FOX then she does now? I wonder if these people really believe in anything and are just script readers.
Posted by: Serenity Now! at August 03, 2016 10:22 AM (BDZWU)

yes I have noticed that also...She is one phony asshole...but yeah most of them are
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2016 10:25 AM (zp+j1)

153 129 If you want to know what the future of our country is

Not Chris Matthews - he's a genuine asshole!

Posted by: josephistan at August 03, 2016 10:27 AM (7HtZB)

162 They've been rioting for weeks now in France. Some guy was arrested and had a heart attack in the patrol car. They performed 2 autopsies. Family is demanding a 3rd.

Anyway, they just like to riot over there. If it were my car or my shop I'd be really pissed off.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 03, 2016 10:27 AM (iQIUe)

163 Tune in as we blow the lid off Melania Trump's shocking prose theft scheme in our five-part investigatory expose, "16 More Words That Melania Trump Used That Michelle Obama Also Used."

Posted by: This is CNN at August 03, 2016 10:28 AM (/wm8n)

164 Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2016 10:22 AM (zp+j1)

An Anti-American?
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 03, 2016 10:24 AM (MSiSP)


Nicholas Young was a convert to Islam, authorities said.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 03, 2016 10:28 AM (zp+j1)

165 With that on your face, suffocation is a real problem. Even the Alien facehuggers let their victims breath...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2016 10:29 AM (YzoAJ)

166 Thoses Balogna Arms are a sight.

Posted by: garrett at August 03, 2016 10:29 AM (TjcfH)

167
I wonder where Trigglypuff learned that move. It so replicates a child throwing a tantrum it's frightening. I bet none of her friends wd have the nerve to tell her to knock it off either.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 03, 2016 10:29 AM (iQIUe)

168 " Some guy was arrested and had a heart attack in the patrol car. They performed 2 autopsies. Family is demanding a 3rd. "

At this point, just use velcro for the body cavity incisions.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 03, 2016 10:29 AM (ptqRm)

169 Oh Sven, what to let your imagination run wylde?

http://tanstaaflpress.com/enter-the-anthologies-submission-guidelines/

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2016 10:30 AM (YzoAJ)

170 For a guy named Titian, he wasn't very good with tits.

Posted by: A Moron Art Critic at August 03, 2016 10:30 AM (/wm8n)

171 I wonder where Trigglypuff learned that move. It so replicates a child throwing a tantrum it's frightening. I bet none of her friends wd have the nerve to tell her to knock it off either.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 03, 2016 10:29 AM (iQIUe)



If one of my kids ever threw a tantrum like that, it would result in an instant ass beating.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - In Florida at August 03, 2016 10:31 AM (gW5Vg)

172 Back on the topic of art, I was thinking about going to the National Gallery in DC & was checking out the collection online, and the famous full-length portrait of Napoleon by David is no longer on display! What's up with that? Not sure if I want to go now.

Posted by: josephistan at August 03, 2016 10:31 AM (7HtZB)

173 And now the planted phony stories about disarray, advisors quitting and Trump dropping out.

Absolute unbridled panic is setting in on the left and in the globalist ranks. I really don't think I've ever seen anything like it before.



Exactly. If it was turning into a shit show, Trump and Pence wouldn't be going to two or three rallies a day.

Seems their denial of reality is no longer working.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 03, 2016 10:31 AM (AY/TT)

174 TrigglyPuff, Honey Boo-Boo all grew up... *thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2016 10:31 AM (YzoAJ)

175 Garrett. Ace has been pushing a fatty diet plan

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 10:31 AM (peVQh)

176 Is it just me or did Camerota come off as more conservative when she was FOX then she does now? I wonder if these people really believe in anything and are just script readers.
Posted by: Serenity Now! at August 03, 2016 10:22 AM (BDZWU)

Camerota was doing her job on Fox and now she is doing her job on CNN. I think most of these reporters shape the news. Rush had a segment on his show a while back about how news rooms have meetings daily to discuss what stories they are going to run and what the desired frame and direction the story should take.

It's why every single cable news outlet, including Fox, should be looked at with suspicion and their stories not embraced until you have researched other sources and confirmed the story. Which almost always will prove the cable news story was either patently false, or quite misleading.

Fox and Friends in the AM is becoming unwatchable for news. This morning, while CNN was running a segment in which Trumps spokesperson, Pierson was debating a Democrat operative over yet again, the Khan situation, Fox and Friends was running a segment promoting the kitten olympics being run this weekend on the Hallmark channel. The hosts were playing with kittens in this model olympic stadium.

Brian Kilmeade has become virtually impossible to even understand what point he is trying to make. He looks very uncomfortable on the couch and like he can't wait to get out of there.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 03, 2016 10:32 AM (NNq1n)

177 ...looks like a refugee from "The Far Side"...

Heh.

Howdy, y'all.

Can anyone tell me, what is the origin of the "Trigglypuff" moniker? I think I read it's a variation on the name of some video game character (Pokemon?) but if so I would have no idea.

And as for the upper classic porno artwork...

Cherub: "I found Waldo. He drowned."

Posted by: mindful webworker - glub at August 03, 2016 10:32 AM (R5V4T)

178 If you want to know what the future of our country is going to be like, think of Trigglypuff sitting on a human face forever.Posted by: OregonMuse 


Ouch. She looks excited now, imagine how she will look when the #NeverTrump brigade hands the white house to Hill and Bill.

Posted by: free range sorta conservative at August 03, 2016 10:32 AM (ZnIt3)

179 If one of my kids ever threw a tantrum like that, it would result in an instant ass beating.

I don't even wait for the tantrum!

Posted by: Harry Reid (D) Iddler at August 03, 2016 10:34 AM (87y4e)

180 169 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2016 10:30 AM (YzoAJ)

Nice, I have a few ideas actually on Post-Apocalyptia....

Nothing to compare to Dean Ing, but it'd be interesting to tell the story of a Silo Jockey on the run after coming out of his hole from mutants who survived.

I plan to run a Marvel adventure or two for wife and lad on the drive east....

1937 Mystery men level power....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 10:34 AM (SzZnW)

181
BREAKING:

EMIRATES AIR JET CRASHES ON LANDING IN DUBAI.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 03, 2016 10:34 AM (9P3OG)

182 I posted this in the ONT, I think it deserves a repeat:

Today I attended the Change of Command ceremony for the 82d Airborne Division.

In the speeches they a used the term Global War on Terror. There was no mistaking what business they were in. It was protecting the United States from the bad guys. And they knew who they were.

Where the rubber meets the road, at the pointy end of the spear, those guys get it and aren't mired in a fog of Newspeak.

I sleep more soundly tonight.

Posted by: blaster at August 03, 2016 10:34 AM (tewYv)

183 >>Garrett. Ace has been pushing a fatty diet plan


Mortadella Arms and Cottage Cheese Thighs?

Posted by: garrett at August 03, 2016 10:34 AM (TjcfH)

184 177 Posted by: mindful webworker - glub at August 03, 2016 10:32 AM (R5V4T)

Trigglypuff is a Pokey Man reset....

Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 10:35 AM (SzZnW)

185 183 >>Garrett. Ace has been pushing a fatty diet plan


Mortadella Arms and Cottage Cheese Thighs?
Posted by: garrett at August 03, 2016 10:34 AM (TjcfH)


I thought Mortadella Arms was the name of a luxury apartment for mobsters.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 03, 2016 10:35 AM (9P3OG)

186 Back on the topic of art, I was thinking about going to the National Gallery in DC & was checking out the collection online, and the famous full-length portrait of Napoleon by David is no longer on display! What's up with that? Not sure if I want to go now.


Dude. It's so worth it.

Not only are there oodles of good works on display they're not behind glass, they're not behind velvet ropes, nobody yells at you about taking photographs.

It's one of the best art experiences there is.

You are allowed to walk right up to a Rembrant and look at the brush strokes.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 03, 2016 10:35 AM (mgbwf)

187 From the downstairs thread.

Well, here's a feel good story....

John Conyers won his primary contest last night to represent Detroit and southern and western Wayne county in the House of Representatives.He beat out his challenger, a 58 year old black woman who has served as Detroit City Clerk.

Conyers is 87 years old and has been in Congress for.....50 years.

Since Detroit will not elect any republican to any seat for any reason, Conyers is assured of winning his house seat again. Unless he dies first.

A voter was interviewed last night about why she was voting for Conyers. She said because he is all she has ever known. She didn't know this other woman.

And apparently, didn't care to find out anything about her. Another voter said that she thought Winfrey, the opposition candidate, had done some "shady" things while she was in Detroit Gov.

She must thing Conyers, whose wife was imprisoned for theft in office and taking bribes, and whose combined assets with John are in bankruptcy territory vs. what they owe, are "not" shady.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 03, 2016 09:55 AM (NNq1n)

Posted by: Jen the original at August 03, 2016 10:36 AM (NNq1n)

188 166 Thoses Balogna Arms are a sight.

Posted by: garrett at August 03, 2016 10:29 AM (TjcfH)


A while back, someone posted a screen shot of Trigglypuff's Facebook page or some other social media thing she's doing and she's all in on, get this, fat acceptance, fat celebration, and social justice for fatties.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 03, 2016 10:36 AM (WuPaA)

189
UPDATE:


An Emirates Airline flight from India caught fire after making an emergency landing at Dubai International Airport on Wednesday, but all 300 passengers and crew escaped from the burning fuselage, authorities said.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 03, 2016 10:36 AM (9P3OG)

190 174 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2016 10:31 AM (YzoAJ)

"from tiny seeds mighty acorns grow"

Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 10:36 AM (SzZnW)

191
Trump 45% (+1)
Clinton 44%

@USCDornsife/@LAtimes Daybreak Tracking Poll
(8/02-8/03)

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 03, 2016 10:37 AM (iQIUe)

192 Sefton, the question becomes on that air flight - who as cooking goat in Economy?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2016 10:37 AM (YzoAJ)

193 Wanna through this out again:

The Dems, in response to Trump's remarks on the Khan family kerfluffle, have started handing out pocket Constitutions.

This, in my weak minded opinion, by rights, should catch up the the lefties and bite them squarely in their collective asses.

I hope they realize that the 2nd Amendment is... well... the second amendment in the Constitution and they can't really be promoting the whole thing without (however inadvertently) promoting the 2nd Amendment.

Talk about your basic inconvenient truths...

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 03, 2016 10:38 AM (4ng05)

194 If Trigglypuff shows up on an online dating site, I can the imagine the reaction - like Flouder's pic on screen at Delta House at the end of Rush.


https://youtu.be/FMENQeCbxfI

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2016 10:38 AM (JO9+V)

195 Well, it's official. With the absolute lunacy currently taking place, with today's cherry-on-top being Meg Whitman saying she'll vote and fundraise for Hillary, combined with rumbles about the GOP brainstorming how to either dump Trump, or be prepared in case Trump drops out (what the...?), I've concluded I will only place a single vote for a "Republican" candidate for the rest of my natural life.

I'll vote for Trump, but in contrast to Team NeverTrump, that's the ONLY vote I'll cast. Down ballot "Republicans" can go fuck themselves. And any other candidate for the rest of time that associates with the GOP can do the same.

Buh bye fellas. I'll never vote for a Democrat, but then, is there really any difference at this point ?

Posted by: deadrody at August 03, 2016 10:38 AM (W15tP)

196 188 Posted by: OregonMuse at August 03, 2016 10:36 AM (WuPaA)

She wants it to be a crime for doctors to be able to brief people in on the risks of obesity....

The good news is she will likely be dead by age 60....

the bad news is her vote counts now and since she is a democrat for eternity

Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 10:38 AM (SzZnW)

197 "EMIRATES AIR JET CRASHES ON LANDING IN DUBAI. "




Saw that. 777. They don't tend to fail unless they're blown out of the sky or crashed by a crazy pilot.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 03, 2016 10:38 AM (9ym/8)

198 throw... duh.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 03, 2016 10:39 AM (4ng05)

199 A while back, someone posted a screen shot of Trigglypuff's Facebook page or some other social media thing she's doing and she's all in on, get this, fat acceptance, fat celebration, and social justice for fatties.

Heh. Bleating about acceptance is way easier than going to the gym.

BTW, Triggly should check out this offer...

http://tinyurl.com/jc5syyh

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 03, 2016 10:39 AM (/wm8n)

200 Sven or that Lipid adipose monsters in that Doctor Who episode.

Or course why would a missileer want to flee his nice safe concrete hole in the ground? Finally run out of toilet paper?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2016 10:39 AM (YzoAJ)

201 Oregon muse..we all have our issues.. I want a special deal and rights for being to thin. At least coupon for free steak dinners

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 10:39 AM (peVQh)

202
Metro Transit police officer arrested for attempting to support ISIL.

Program On Extremism @gwupoe
With this arrest, that marks 100 individuals charged with Islamic State-related activities in the United States.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 03, 2016 10:39 AM (iQIUe)

203 Buh bye fellas. I'll never vote for a Democrat, but then, is there really any difference at this point ?
Posted by: deadrody at August 03, 2016 10:38 AM (W15tP)

You are not alone.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 03, 2016 10:40 AM (4ng05)

204 "from tiny seeds mighty acorns grow"


Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 10:36 AM (SzZnW)


That's what he said. He was lying.

Posted by: Profane Love at August 03, 2016 10:40 AM (JO9+V)

205 188 166 Thoses Balogna Arms are a sight.

Posted by: garrett at August 03, 2016 10:29 AM (TjcfH)

A while back, someone posted a screen shot of Trigglypuff's Facebook page or some other social media thing she's doing and she's all in on, get this, fat acceptance, fat celebration, and social justice for fatties.
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 03, 2016 10:36 AM (WuPaA)

Because pointing out the medically proven risks of morbid obesity is hate, or something.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 10:40 AM (0mRoj)

206 200 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2016 10:39 AM (YzoAJ)

or beer...

they kept the fridge stocked with beer

Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 10:41 AM (SzZnW)

207
The 3 little shits - 17, 17, & 15, the DOJ declined to prosecute tho they made it all the way to Germany in their quest to join ISIS are still "radicalized" as the call it, per their instagram accounts.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 03, 2016 10:41 AM (iQIUe)

208 Here is one guy in the Catholic hierarchy who doesn't have his head in the sand:

http://tinyurl.com/zooxe8r

Posted by: Serenity Now! at August 03, 2016 10:41 AM (BDZWU)

209 195, 205

Right there with you. I will vote for my R congressional candidate because he is an outsider, but everything else remains to be seen.

Posted by: Czar Peter at August 03, 2016 10:42 AM (bUskh)

210
Meg Whitman saying she'll vote and fundraise for Hillary

Meg Whitman is a Republican like Mike Bloomberg was a Republican like Lowell Weicker was a Republican.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 03, 2016 10:42 AM (IqV8l)

211 >>Dude. It's so worth it.
Not only are there oodles of good works Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 03, 2016 10:35 AM (mgbwf)

Second that, for exactly the reasons you mentioned. Big fan of the National Gallery.

Posted by: General Zod at August 03, 2016 10:42 AM (Bdeb0)

212 Yikes. This whole country has gone mental with people traumatizing others. Psychopathic sadists are in control. I get physically I'll when exposed to the very sight or brief sound from these folks.

I have stuck to reading transcripts from our overloards for the past few years.

Now that Hillary's health is front and center on the internet, the professional psycho class is pumping out articles and propaganda that Trump is mentally ill and may quit.

One thing I've learned from studying up to prepare for the family law faction as a father with children, psychopaths can sense each other and work to protect each other.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at August 03, 2016 10:43 AM (Z+1Ng)

213 Trigglypuff. So... Rubenesque. As in the Ruben sandwich. Lots and lot of Ruben sandwiches. Toss one to her. One bite. Guaranteed.

Posted by: Dang at August 03, 2016 10:44 AM (k0G44)

214 Mornin horde! Great art choice today, well T-Puff excluded, but I'm keeping the Gif.. for those special people..

Good news in the IP house. I was offered and I accepted a new job offer this morning. Whole package is better, the salary, benefits, work environment, it's all a step up. I start on the 15th, and can keep my scheduled trip to deliver my daughter to college as planned on the 24th.
I don't know how much I'll be on the HQ after I start, but I wanted to say thanks again for all the prayers, kind words, and continued follow up for IPspouse. The healing is slowly coming along, it takes time, but bottom line is my sweetheart is gonna be ok.
I was very scared with everything else happening, as you can imagine, and there was an outpouring that made it much more bearable.




Posted by: IP at August 03, 2016 10:44 AM (Fol9S)

215 A while back, someone posted a screen shot of Trigglypuff's Facebook page or some other social media thing she's doing and she's all in on, get this, fat acceptance, fat celebration, and social justice for fatties.Posted by: OregonMuse 


She needs to be fatshamed with a vengence. Lectured continuously about the damage she is doing to her body. How she is cutting decades off her life expectancy. How, if billions of people followed her example, billions would die of starvation.

She is a grotesque and abhorrent example of total lack of self restraint.

Posted by: free range sorta conservative at August 03, 2016 10:44 AM (ZnIt3)

216 There was a great comment, on Youtube of all places, about Triggleypuff:

"Who knew SJW's had their own armor division."

I found it humorous, thought I'd throw it out there.



Posted by: moon over vermont at August 03, 2016 10:44 AM (kUmUV)

217
The fuel tank sprung a leak and blew. But nothing that cant be buffed out:

https://goo.gl/idsv0t

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 03, 2016 10:45 AM (iQIUe)

218 >>...combined with rumbles about the GOP brainstorming how to either dump
Trump, or be prepared in case Trump drops out (what the...?), I've
concluded I will only place a single vote for a "Republican" candidate
for the rest of my natural life.


Seriously, WTF is wrong with these people?
Trump won the primary --- your wing of the party LOST.
So now you want to burn the whole house down?????
They're not just stomping on Trump, they're stomping on anyone who didn't want to go along w/the coronation of Jeb.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 03, 2016 10:45 AM (NOIQH)

219 She wants it to be a crime for doctors to be able to brief people in on the risks of obesity....

The good news is she will likely be dead by age 60....

the bad news is her vote counts now and since she is a democrat for eternity
Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 10:38 AM (SzZnW)

Caught a "Botched" episode last night. Mama June of "Honey Boo Boo" fame, has lost 153 pounds working with a personal trainer (and not living in a trailer in the south anymore). She still needs to lose 75 more pounds before the docs on the show will do surgery to remove her...panulus. She has a giant pocket of skin hanging over her frontal crotch area , and it is chronically irritated, etc.

She looks significantly better. The scary thing is that her kids, Pumpkin and Honey Boo Boo, are both obese. They will fight that obesity the rest of their lives, and I don't think it will be easy for them to lose or maintain.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 03, 2016 10:45 AM (NNq1n)

220 That is "CVS Health" not CVS the pharmacy. CVS Health is a health insurance company.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 03, 2016 10:46 AM (so+oy)

221 Ip mazal tov. Good news is rare but so nice to read

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 10:46 AM (peVQh)

222 The fuel tank sprung a leak and blew. But nothing that cant be buffed out:



https://goo.gl/idsv0t

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 03, 2016 10:45 AM (iQIUe)


I can totally fix it! My dad's a tv repairman and has an awesome set of tools!!

Posted by: Spicoli at August 03, 2016 10:47 AM (JO9+V)

223 Congrats, IP!! That is fabulous news.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 03, 2016 10:47 AM (NOIQH)

224 People are in absolute denial. They are all blind and have gone completely mad. How are they going to spin it if Ryan and McCain lose?

The #NeverTrump crowd will blame everything on him or refuse to acknowledge his power and appeal.

Just wait until 2018. There will be some serious reckonings.

Posted by: Czar Peter at August 03, 2016 10:47 AM (bUskh)

225 You must watch YouTube video of Key and Peele's substitute teacher sketch.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 03, 2016 10:13 AM (MSiSP)

D. Nice! Y'all say yo name right now D. Nice!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 03, 2016 10:48 AM (WlGX+)

226 Buh bye fellas. I'll never vote for a Democrat, but then, is there really any difference at this point ?

Posted by: deadrody at August 03, 2016 10:38 AM (W15tP)



Missouri Republicans nominated a Democrat for Governor yesterday. Kansas Republicans rejected a small government Congressman with integrity, because farmers didn't feel he was supporting their desire for more government goodies.


On a positive note, in my little community we nominated for both state House and Senate, newcomers who look good. Missouri relies on small government types in the General Assembly to keep the big government statewide nitwits from both Parties at bay.


I will continue to support those folks. But the statewide offices? Screw them all.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 03, 2016 10:49 AM (TOk1P)

227 219 Posted by: Jen the original at August 03, 2016 10:45 AM (NNq1n)

Maybe is she had lost the perv she was dating she'd still have a show...

I dunno...I am smart enough *and* educated enough to know that an EMP is as bad as our getting nuked on a ten year timeline....

but in my darker hours I think it'd be doing America a favor to Blink it....


Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 10:49 AM (SzZnW)

228 IP - Congrats on all fronts!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 03, 2016 10:49 AM (so+oy)

229 I really don't like the whole body shaming deal personally. We come in all shapes sometimes naturally.
Sometime s because of issues
Its her attitude that sucks

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 10:49 AM (peVQh)

230 Sven, short of God hitting the earthly reset button we're going to be a one-party socialist nation.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 03, 2016 10:50 AM (RD7QR)

231 Congrats, IP.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 03, 2016 10:51 AM (9ym/8)

232 . . . so I told him to give me eight inches and make it hurt. Then he thrust twice and banged my head into the headboard. I wonder if he will call . . .

Posted by: Profane Love at August 03, 2016 10:51 AM (JO9+V)

233 Having coffee and perusing the news. Looks like the best news we'll get today is the Trigglypuff video.

Posted by: Soona at August 03, 2016 10:51 AM (Fmupd)

234 Sacred and profane love.

One of each, to go, please. ....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 03, 2016 10:51 AM (6SBuM)

235 I really don't like the whole body shaming deal personally. We come in all shapes sometimes naturally.
Sometime s because of issues
Its her attitude that sucks


*smishes willow*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 03, 2016 10:51 AM (mgbwf)

236 >>Its her attitude that sucks


Exactly. Be yourself and be happy about it.
She turned her obesity into activism, as in: "y'all MUST enthusiastically embrace my body type now, and I want the state to make sure you do!!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 03, 2016 10:52 AM (NOIQH)

237 192 Sefton, the question becomes on that air flight - who as cooking goat in Economy?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 03, 2016 10:37 AM (YzoAJ)

And that's not a joke - people do cook in the aisles in Middle Eastern flights, with predictable results.

Posted by: josephistan at August 03, 2016 10:53 AM (7HtZB)

238 Ugh
If I can't think shallow I'd have nothing to say

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 10:53 AM (peVQh)

239
Seriously, WTF is wrong with these people?
Trump won the primary --- your wing of the party LOST. So now you want to burn the whole house down????? They're not just stomping on Trump, they're stomping on anyone who didn't want to go along w/the coronation of Jeb.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 03, 2016 10:45 AM (NOIQH)


All evidence continues to suggest the alignment is Big Government/Globalizationists vs. Smaller Government/America Firsts.


Ryan and our vaunted prior Presidential nominees (a rogues gallery of losers if I ever saw one) are all Globalizationists.


Now, I'm not necessarily convinced Trump is the answer to putting America first, but at least he's talking about it.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 03, 2016 10:53 AM (TOk1P)

240 229 I really don't like the whole body shaming deal personally. We come in all shapes sometimes naturally.
Sometime s because of issues
Its her attitude that sucks

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 10:49 AM (peVQh)

Sure - but being morbidly obese is not healthy for anybody and it does a disservice to fat people to tell them that they're just fine the way they are.

And I say that as someone who struggles with weight.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at August 03, 2016 10:53 AM (u0lmX)

241 230 Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at August 03, 2016 10:50 AM (RD7QR)

The USSA....I see it coming it will make Wilson and FDR look restrained.

The good news is I will do fairly well in the counter-insurgency to the Islamic Jihad they import....

the bad news is the nation I love is gone.

The EMP would at least do us the favor of ridding the nation of people like Cora...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 10:53 AM (SzZnW)

242 Aww bander thanks
.I actually really needed a hug today

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 10:54 AM (peVQh)

243 >>229
I really don't like the whole body shaming deal personally. We come in all shapes sometimes naturally. Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 10:49 AM (peVQh)

Just saw an ad on t.v. for the "I Love My Fabulous Fat Life"(?) show--obese woman who apparently reconsiders her fabulous life when she ends up in a hospital. Tears, recriminations, interventions, stubborness, the lot. That something like that can produce enough "material" to carry a season is amazing. Not unique, but amazing nonetheless.

Posted by: General Zod at August 03, 2016 10:54 AM (Bdeb0)

244 Trigglypuff's entry here is pretty funny.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Trigglypuff

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 03, 2016 10:54 AM (WlGX+)

245 Ask one of the Dems handing out the pocket constitution if they could find the separation of church and state passage. Thank them for their assistance.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 03, 2016 10:54 AM (MSiSP)

246 237 Posted by: josephistan at August 03, 2016 10:53 AM (7HtZB)

Absolutely true....

https://youtu.be/FtMLXMIfrto

"Under Pressure" Air Crash Investigations

Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 10:55 AM (SzZnW)

247 >>I really don't like the whole body shaming deal personally. We come in all shapes sometimes naturally.
Sometime s because of issues
Its her attitude that sucks
Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 10:49 AM (peVQh)

It's not effective. Most people are not going to lose weight because someone is mean to them. That will just depress them, which is counterproductive. And of course, people should be kind regardless.

But that doesn't apply to doctors, who should tell you straight up.

Posted by: Lea at August 03, 2016 10:55 AM (lIU4e)

248 236 >>Its her attitude that sucks


Exactly. Be yourself and be happy about it.
She turned her obesity into activism, as in: "y'all MUST enthusiastically embrace my body type now, and I want the state to make sure you do!!!"
Posted by: Lizzy at August 03, 2016 10:52 AM (NOIQH)

It's not helping anybody to insist that morbid obesity is just ducky.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 10:55 AM (0mRoj)

249 Camerota was doing her job on Fox and now she is doing her job on
CNN. I think most of these reporters shape the news. Rush had a segment
on his show a while back about how news rooms have meetings daily to
discuss what stories they are going to run and what the desired frame
and direction the story should take.



It's why every single cable news outlet, including Fox, should be
looked at with suspicion and their stories not embraced until you have
researched other sources and confirmed the story. Which almost always
will prove the cable news story was either patently false, or quite
misleading.



Fox and Friends in the AM is becoming unwatchable for news. This
morning, while CNN was running a segment in which Trumps spokesperson,
Pierson was debating a Democrat operative over yet again, the Khan
situation, Fox and Friends was running a segment promoting the kitten
olympics being run this weekend on the Hallmark channel. The hosts were
playing with kittens in this model olympic stadium.



Brian Kilmeade has become virtually impossible to even understand
what point he is trying to make. He looks very uncomfortable on the
couch and like he can't wait to get out of there.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 03, 2016 10:32 AM (NNq1n)
--I think you're right. But, frankly, who the hell has the time to research and run down the primary sources on each breaking story?The news "media" is supposed to do this job. Hell, I'd even pay to subscribe to a news media service that I knew was providing well-sourced factual information, without opinion or a "narrative." I just want to know what is going on.The AP can't really be trusted not to put their opinions in. Neither can Reuters. Not the alphabet networks. Not cable news. Not newspapers.One would think that there would be a market opening for this kind of service. But, maybe not. Maybe people just want their "infotainment," so that they can go about their day thinking that they are informed, while not having to think too hard for themselves.

Posted by: Revenant at August 03, 2016 10:55 AM (3DSAh)

250
Jaysh Kalifa -- a group responsible for accepting volunteers from foreign countries who would be trained and sent back to their home countries to conduct operations and execute attacks on behalf of ISIS. Each lesson ends with the prayer "may God destroy America."

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 03, 2016 10:56 AM (iQIUe)

251 A miracle that everyone escaped the crash!

Posted by: Lauren at August 03, 2016 10:56 AM (KpRYi)

252 Ask one of the Dems handing out the pocket
constitution if they could find the separation of church and state
passage. Thank them for their assistance.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 03, 2016 10:54 AM (MSiSP)

Yes! Also the Good and Plenty clause.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2016 10:56 AM (JO9+V)

253 >>Now, I'm not necessarily convinced Trump is the answer to putting America first, but at least he's talking about it.

Exactly. Not a Trump-lover, but how is he worse than Hillary and Obama?

Somehow I think the Khans can recover from Trump's bluster, but will we recover from Hillary's intel leaking and Obama giving nukes to a sworn enemy?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 03, 2016 10:56 AM (NOIQH)

254 Please no one tell Maet.
Yoko said she had an affair with Hilary in the 70s.

http://endingthefed.com/ yoko-ono-i-had-an-affair-with-hillary-clinton-in-the-70s.html

Posted by: @votermom at August 03, 2016 10:56 AM (7lVbc)

255 Y'know, Slacker's Opera channel is pretty damn awesome.

Posted by: mrp at August 03, 2016 10:57 AM (JBggj)

256 Just saw an ad on t.v. for the "I Love My Fabulous Fat Life"(?) show--obese woman who apparently reconsiders her fabulous life when she ends up in a hospital. Tears, recriminations, interventions, stubborness, the lot. That something like that can produce enough "material" to carry a season is amazing. Not unique, but amazing nonetheless.
Posted by: General Zod at August 03, 2016 10:54 AM (Bdeb0)

I"ve occasionally caught episodes on either TLC or Nat Geo of grossly obese people who are in the process of medically supervised weight loss.

I think they typically go by the title, "My 600 lb. Life".
There is nothing healthy or empowering for anyone to be obese. These people often haven't left their home for years because they can't walk, they can't fit in cars, etc. They can't breathe. They can't use toilets. They can't bathe.

It's remarkable and it always includes the enablers.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 03, 2016 10:57 AM (NNq1n)

257 sven10077: Trigglypuff is a Pokey Man reset....

Oh, okay, then.

Um...

What does "reset" mean in this context. Never mind. I really don't care.

Posted by: mindful webworker - not a gameboy at August 03, 2016 10:58 AM (R5V4T)

258 Under pressure?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YoDh_gHDvkk

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 10:58 AM (0mRoj)

259 http://endingthefed.com/ yoko-ono-i-had-an-affair-with-hillary-clinton-in-the-70s.html


404

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 03, 2016 10:58 AM (mgbwf)

260 257 Posted by: mindful webworker - not a gameboy at August 03, 2016 10:58 AM (R5V4T)

"reset" is taking something and making it altering it to your own end....

It's a Jungle reference from back before Jim Rome decided to become Captain NIIIIICCCEEEE RADIIIIO....

essentially someone took a Pokey Man reference altered a few letters and destroyed Cora forever.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 10:59 AM (SzZnW)

261 Zod and Donna
Well sure we could all try to manage our health better. But it's personal. And not the boss of them. Maybe they have a come to Jesus moment for their health or not.but shaming people who struggle just is not my deal..I have my own issues
Anyway.. looking uhh bro my navel for deep thought

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 10:59 AM (peVQh)

262 Palpatine #234: Sacred and profane love. One of each, to go, please. ....

Only sold as a set. Because, haha, they're one gal.

Profane while dating.

Sacred after marriage.

Posted by: mindful webworker - half-off sale at August 03, 2016 11:00 AM (R5V4T)

263 It's remarkable and it always includes the enablers.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 03, 2016 10:57 AM (NNq1n)

I've seen or read about some of these cases, and there is often an enabler who obtains and prepares obscene amounts of food for them. It's really grotesque, and not just in the aesthetic sense.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 11:00 AM (0mRoj)

264 Please no one tell Maet.
Yoko said she had an affair with Hilary in the 70s.

http://endingthefed.com/ yoko-ono-i-had-an-affair-with-hillary-clinton-in-the-70s.html

Posted by: @votermom at August 03, 2016 10:56 AM (7lVbc)



That is news I cannot and WILL not use...


And I don't believe it. Claiming one was having sex with a famous person before they were famous is about as credible as claiming your ancestors were royalty from some exotic foreign land.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 03, 2016 11:00 AM (TOk1P)

265 Yeah, could have not seen that disgusting picture of Trigglypuff for the rest of my life without a problem, and then somebody tries to post a link to a story about Hillary and Yoko doing the Clam Jam?

What the fuckety fucking fuck, people!

Posted by: Sharkman at August 03, 2016 11:00 AM (CS7jF)

266 258 Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 10:58 AM (0mRoj)

FINE Freddy's ghost I'll cut another check....

//Vanilla Ice

Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 11:00 AM (SzZnW)

267 404
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 03, 2016 10:58 AM (mgbwf)

delete the space before yoko

Posted by: @votermom at August 03, 2016 11:00 AM (7lVbc)

268
DC Metro Cop dude knew Zachary Chesser.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zachary_Adam_Chesser

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 03, 2016 11:01 AM (iQIUe)

269 she was awesome in the main event at wrestlemania.

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 03, 2016 11:01 AM (/CIN4)

270 "
Yoko said she had an affair with Hilary in the 70s.
"

That's the sound of a million lesbian fantasies dying forever.

Posted by: Lauren at August 03, 2016 11:01 AM (KpRYi)

271 >>It's remarkable and it always includes the enablers.Posted by: Jen the original at August 03, 2016 10:57 AM (NNq1n)

These folks make interesting appearances in the whole "cleaning up the hoard-house" shows, too, where it's clear that they've skipped years of opportunity to say, "hey, Dad, we really need to throw out the empty Chinese carryout boxes" until a camera guilts them into acute situational concern and self-righteous hectoring...

Posted by: General Zod at August 03, 2016 11:01 AM (Bdeb0)

272 Frkn keyboard

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 11:02 AM (peVQh)

273 404Posted by: Bandersnatch


Extra space before 'y' in yoko needs to be eliminated.

Interesting stuff.

Posted by: free range sorta conservative at August 03, 2016 11:02 AM (ZnIt3)

274 270 "
Yoko said she had an affair with Hilary in the 70s.
"

That's the sound of a million lesbian fantasies dying forever.
Posted by: Lauren at August 03, 2016 11:01 AM (KpRYi)

I can safely say none of my lesbian fantasies ever involved Hillary and Yoko.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 11:02 AM (0mRoj)

275 271 Posted by: General Zod at August 03, 2016 11:01 AM (Bdeb0)

I have a compulsion to save empty peanut containers as emergency water jugs....

*shame*

Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 11:02 AM (SzZnW)

276 BurtTC -

Wise words, and true.

Heard them from my great-aunt, first concubine to the last kagan of Khazaria....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 03, 2016 11:02 AM (6SBuM)

277 254
Please no one tell Maet.

Yoko said she had an affair with Hilary in the 70s.



http://endingthefed.com/ yoko-ono-i-had-an-affair-with-hillary-clinton-in-the-70s.html

Posted by: @votermom at August 03, 2016 10:56 AM (7lVbc)

Risky click of the day, for obvious reasons.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2016 11:02 AM (pUDQf)

278 One would think that there would be a market opening for this kind of service. But, maybe not. Maybe people just want their "infotainment," so that they can go about their day thinking that they are informed, while not having to think too hard for themselves.
Posted by: Revenant at August 03, 2016 10:55 AM (3DSAh)

Breitbart does a good job. I think they were the first to summarize all of Khan's history and legal work to obtain E5 visas and his connection to the Clintons.

Often, the commenters here cite different sources regarding news stories that support or rebut. You don't have to spend inorrdinate amounts of time because there are quite of few individuals who provide sources.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 03, 2016 11:03 AM (NNq1n)

279 Yoko said she had an affair with Hilary in the 70s.

-------------------

aaaannnndddd my penis is officially dead

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 03, 2016 11:03 AM (/CIN4)

280 I don't know what the female equivalent of "step on your dick" is, but Pierson did it. So much stupid and so easily avoided.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at August 03, 2016 11:03 AM (C2+Ga)

281 274 Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 11:02 AM (0mRoj)

Even as an 8 year old I hypothesized that Yoko's hoo hoo would feel like sandpaper....

maybe Grammy H just needed her tongue cleaned?

Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 11:03 AM (SzZnW)

282 272
Frkn keyboard

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 11:02 AM (peVQh)

Fingers swell when you're preggers, or so I am told. Makes you fat finger the keyboard.

<ducks>

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2016 11:03 AM (pUDQf)

283
Nicholas Young was sure pals with a lot of convicted terrorists:

https://goo.gl/7STGHl

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 03, 2016 11:04 AM (iQIUe)

284 >I think they typically go by the title, "My 600 lb. Life".
Posted by: Jen the original at August 03, 2016 10:57 AM (NNq1n)

My hairdresser was telling me about that show!

Posted by: Lea at August 03, 2016 11:04 AM (lIU4e)

285 Mindful -

Ahhh...you've been married, eh?

Yeah, only sold as a set. Both have their charms.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 03, 2016 11:04 AM (6SBuM)

286 The fat acceptance thing is ridiculous because it conflates being happy with yourself as a size 12 and a bit mushy in middle age with being so fat you are committing suicide by cheeseburger.

The former? Absolutely. Don't let your happiness be based on your jean size. If you're healthy, screw the world.

The latter? You need medical help. Denying that doesn't help you.

Posted by: Lauren at August 03, 2016 11:04 AM (KpRYi)

287 Even as an 8 year old I hypothesized that Yoko's hoo hoo would feel like sandpaper....

maybe Grammy H just needed her tongue cleaned?
Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 11:03 AM (SzZnW)

Aaaand I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 11:04 AM (0mRoj)

288 I do hope Trump has now at least read the Constitution to be prepared for ambush man on the street questions I anticipate will be attempted.

Interviewer: The Constitution has been in the news regard to your dispute with the Khan family who accuse you of not knowing anything about the Constitution.

Trump: I know the Constitution better than the liberals and people like the Khans who incorrectly interpret it.

Interviewer: Do you know how many amendments there are?

Trump: ( to be determined)

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 03, 2016 11:05 AM (MSiSP)

289 >>261
Zod and Donna
Well sure we could all try to manage our health better. But it's
personal. And not the boss of them. Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 10:59 AM (peVQh)

My only point was that the public's interest in these situations is surprisingly sustainable enough to warrant an entire season (or more) of broadcasting. Seems pretty open-and-shut to me, but then fortunes have been made out of peddling repackaged crisis voyeurism...

Posted by: General Zod at August 03, 2016 11:05 AM (Bdeb0)

290 Snopes calls bullshit on the Yoko Hillary thing.

Also, the linked one is from May 2016 and the original is from May 2015. Also the claim is that she said it to reporters, plural, which would mean that someone real would have reported it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 03, 2016 11:05 AM (mgbwf)

291
I can safely say none of my lesbian fantasies ever involved Hillary and Yoko.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 11:02 AM (


---------------------


They will now.

Posted by: Soona at August 03, 2016 11:05 AM (Fmupd)

292 244 Trigglypuff's entry here is pretty funny.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Trigglypuff

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at August 03, 2016 10:54 AM (WlGX+)


Ha! That's National Lampoon level snark, that is.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 03, 2016 11:05 AM (WuPaA)

293 That is news I cannot and WILL not use...





And I don't believe it. Claiming one was having sex with a famous
person before they were famous is about as credible as claiming
your ancestors were royalty from some exotic foreign land.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 03, 2016 11:00 AM (TOk1P)


Shut yo' mouth!

Posted by: Count Anastasia de Monet at August 03, 2016 11:05 AM (JO9+V)

294 Well that's just fucking great.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - In Florida at August 03, 2016 10:23 AM (gW5Vg)

Brent,
I'm in the pharma world. If you are on a maintenance medication they will let you stay on it at the same cost. If they don't, fight like hell. I can help if needed.

Posted by: Timon at August 03, 2016 11:06 AM (396pH)

295 291
I can safely say none of my lesbian fantasies ever involved Hillary and Yoko.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 11:02 AM (


---------------------


They will now.
Posted by: Soona at August 03, 2016 11:05 AM (Fmupd)

Nope. Nope nope nope. Taking the nope train to Fuckthatville.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 11:06 AM (0mRoj)

296 >>Yoko said she had an affair with Hilary in the 70s.


Not enough brain bleach!

Rush raised an interesting question after Bill's walk down memory lane at the DNC: when Bill and Hill met it was a great time for feminists - breaking down barriers, trailblazing all over the place. Which makes one wonder: why did Hillary not strike out on her own (like a fish not needing a bicycle) and trail blaze - why did she instead choose to go the traditional route of marriage, and worse, moved to a southern state and play the traditional political spouse?

If she was capable of getting strange like Yoko, then WTF was she doing with Bill in AK?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 03, 2016 11:06 AM (NOIQH)

297 Heard them from my great-aunt, first concubine to the last kagan of Khazaria....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 03, 2016 11:02 AM (6SBuM)



First concubine, eh? That's impressive!


I have a cousin who has Native American heritage... except, of course, he doesn't. His mother is pure Irish, and his father... well, I happen to know pretty much everything about his father's heritage, so...

Posted by: BurtTC at August 03, 2016 11:06 AM (TOk1P)

298 I've never ridden a bear.

The HQ can expect to hear from my lawyers.

Posted by: Joy at August 03, 2016 11:06 AM (LdMbv)

299 News for gourmands:

The second annual Oklahoma Pork Council Swine & Stein dinner will be at 6 p.m. Aug. 14 at Land and Sea, 7523 N May Ave.

Dinner includes a four-course meal featuring pork prepared by chef Michael Bowles. Each course will be paired with a different beer from local Anthem Brewing.


http://newsok.com/article/5512159

Bring all your Muhamadeen friends.

Posted by: mindful webworker - munching bacon at August 03, 2016 11:06 AM (R5V4T)

300 >>I have a compulsion to save empty peanut containers as emergency water jugs....*shame* Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 11:02 AM (SzZnW)

We all have at least one guilty vice...;-)

Posted by: General Zod at August 03, 2016 11:06 AM (Bdeb0)

301 Little known fact, Titian painted representations of the zodiac in their proper celestial positions into this painting.

The Wikipedia page on this painting and the footnote articles cited.

Posted by: norm the mailman at August 03, 2016 11:07 AM (C6xeQ)

302 When I see people cheering the loss of Huelskamp, it becomes clear they deserve everything president Hillary will do to them.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW- Skeet Surfing at August 03, 2016 11:07 AM (0x/TW)

303 Meg Whitman saying she'll vote and fundraise for Hillary

Meg Whitman is a Republican like Mike Bloomberg was a Republican like Lowell Weicker was a Republican.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 03, 2016 10:42 AM (IqV8l)




Yet the MFM is running headlines that another "prominent" Republican is supporting the Beast.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 03, 2016 11:07 AM (493sH)

304 Reminder:

Paul Ryan says that we are fighting for the very soul of the Republican Party.

Which means, in modern Republican party parlance, that we are fighting for Democrat and Republican party politicians' ability to continue to do the bidding of the globalist elites while giving not one shit about the country or "the hard working Americans".

It's important to learn to translate the bullshit politicians spew at us.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 03, 2016 11:07 AM (4ng05)

305 And I don't believe it. Claiming one was having sex with a famous
person before they were famous is about as credible as claiming
your ancestors were royalty from some exotic foreign land.

-----------------------

i make them famous

Posted by: Roman Polanski at August 03, 2016 11:07 AM (/CIN4)

306 Alabama. just wait until I have some energy. Immature gonna get even with .. growls

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 11:07 AM (peVQh)

307 The phrase "Separation of Church and State" is found in Thomas Jefferson's Letter to the Danbury Baptists. The Constitution says the federal government has no buisness either supporting or hindering religion in the United States. But they have consistently hindered religion since the 60s and have gone totally overboard with gay marriage and abortion laws.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 03, 2016 11:07 AM (mpXpK)

308 http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/my-600-lb-life/

Trigglypuff's future.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 03, 2016 11:07 AM (NNq1n)

309 "Snopes calls bullshit on the Yoko Hillary thing.
"

Of course snopes is basically a liberal spin machine so referencing them is akin to saying "buzzfeed says not true!"

Not that this is actually true. But the more snopes is pushed back against as some arbiter of truth, the better.

Posted by: Lauren at August 03, 2016 11:08 AM (KpRYi)

310
Snopes calls bullshit on the Yoko Hillary thing.

They're not going to make a monkey out of me.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 03, 2016 11:08 AM (IqV8l)

311 302 Posted by: Tilikum KAW- Skeet Surfing at August 03, 2016 11:07 AM (0x/TW)

I will miss Hula hoop...

that said he failed at simple retail politics....

you do not call 23.4% of your electorate immoral retards by flaming their choice for PotUS as hard as you raged about Obama.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 11:08 AM (SzZnW)

312 Fcol..impossible.. throws fingers in air

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 11:08 AM (peVQh)

313 http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/my-600-lb-life/

Trigglypuff's future.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 03, 2016 11:07 AM (NNq1n)



A remake of The Blob?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 03, 2016 11:08 AM (493sH)

314 Yet the MFM is running headlines that another "prominent" Republican is supporting the Beast.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 03, 2016 11:07 AM (493sH)

Notice how all the rich globalists are supporting a rich globalist?

Posted by: Jen the original at August 03, 2016 11:09 AM (NNq1n)

315 Lauren's right!

That's why I only trust Vox.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 03, 2016 11:09 AM (LdMbv)

316 306
Alabama. just wait until I have some energy. Immature gonna get even with .. growls

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 11:07 AM (peVQh)

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2016 11:09 AM (pUDQf)

317 >>Paul Ryan says that we are fighting for the very soul of the Republican Party.


Um, no. We're fighting for the soul of our country, dickhead.
Anything else is a vanity project.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 03, 2016 11:09 AM (NOIQH)

318 12
Fcol..impossible.. throws fingers in air

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 11:08 AM (peVQh)

I guess you just.don't.care.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2016 11:09 AM (pUDQf)

319 If she was capable of getting strange like Yoko, then WTF was she doing with Bill in AK?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 03, 2016 11:06 AM (NOIQH)
--

It's a strange marriage to be sure. I think it's the crimes jointly committed that binds them together.

Posted by: @votermom at August 03, 2016 11:10 AM (7lVbc)

320 D.C. Transit Officer moonlighting for ISIS.

But Republicans "politics of fear" too "dark."

Let that sink in for a few minutes.

Posted by: USA at August 03, 2016 11:10 AM (tfM+W)

321 >>Notice how all the rich globalists are supporting a rich globalist?


I'm old enough to remember a time when the Dems and MSM hated the 1% and wanted them destroyed. Apparently now they're the political trendsetters.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 03, 2016 11:10 AM (NOIQH)

322 So, odd. All this call for unity at the RNC, and here we are with GOPe coming out to support the beast.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2016 11:11 AM (pUDQf)

323 Meg Whitman saying she'll vote and fundraise for Hillary

Meg Whitman is a Republican like Mike Bloomberg was a Republican like Lowell Weicker was a Republican.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 03, 2016 10:42 AM (IqV8l)

Meg Whitman? Her candy samplers suck! Screw her!

Posted by: josephistan at August 03, 2016 11:11 AM (7HtZB)

324
Triggypuff has fallen off the radar so who cares? As to other peoples' weight - not my business. If they need help they shd not be discouraged by people publicly ridiculing them.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 03, 2016 11:12 AM (iQIUe)

325 How come apples, peaches, and bananas can be unripe, but not oranges? I've never had an unripe orange.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 03, 2016 11:12 AM (N6hcZ)

326 Meg Whitman saying she'll vote and fundraise for Hillary

-------------------

fuck her with the barbed cock of Hillary!

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 03, 2016 11:12 AM (/CIN4)

327 262 Palpatine #234: Sacred and profane love. One of each, to go, please. ....

Only sold as a set. Because, haha, they're one gal.

Profane while dating.

Sacred after marriage.
Posted by: mindful webworker - half-off sale at August 03, 2016 11:00 AM (R5V4T)

There's plenty of profanity after marriage.

"I'll spend however the fuck much I want!"

"We haven't had sex in three months? So fucking what!?"

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 11:12 AM (0mRoj)

328 Meg Whitman saying she'll vote and fundraise for Hillary

of course
big business

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 03, 2016 11:13 AM (qCMvj)

329 I learned a new term today: lesbian bed death.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Lesbian_Bed_Death

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 03, 2016 11:13 AM (WuPaA)

330 323 Posted by: josephistan at August 03, 2016 11:11 AM (7HtZB)

Meh Whitman had weird hair in her role in Miracle Mile

https://youtu.be/US3mb5JDUWw

Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 11:13 AM (SzZnW)

331 Sacred and Profane Love sounds like a Motown song.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 03, 2016 11:13 AM (IqV8l)

332

someone's tweet

Meg Whitman is the headline, but -this- is the news. Hillary is privately working Republicans. 1st concrete proof.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 03, 2016 11:14 AM (qCMvj)

333 >>321
>>Notice how all the rich globalists are supporting a rich globalist? Posted by: Lizzy at August 03, 2016 11:10 AM (NOIQH)

Funny how ephemeral the Dem disgust with Romney's "47%" quote.

Posted by: General Zod at August 03, 2016 11:14 AM (Bdeb0)

334 The phrase "Separation of Church and State" is found in Thomas Jefferson's Letter to the Danbury Baptists. The Constitution says the federal government has no buisness either supporting or hindering religion in the United States. But they have consistently hindered religion since the 60s and have gone totally overboard with gay marriage and abortion laws.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 03, 2016 11:07 AM (mpXpK)

And along those lines; many of the founders made it explicitly clear what they meant by including the 2nd Amendment, and not (to my knowledge) a single one mentioned hunting and at least one mentioned the technology of weaponry and how important it was for individuals to have access to even the most advanced weapons in order to act as a lever against tyranny.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at August 03, 2016 11:14 AM (4ng05)

335 312 Fcol..impossible.. throws fingers in air
Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 11:08 AM (peVQh)

You're going to need those fingers to change your quintuplets' diapers.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 11:14 AM (0mRoj)

336
It's a strange marriage to be sure. I think it's the crimes jointly committed that binds them together.

Yes marital privilege and all. They can't be forced to testify against each other as long as married. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Lo, the criminals, cursed by their own crimes, suffer a self imposed torture, because what they really love is their crimes.

Posted by: simplemind at August 03, 2016 11:14 AM (C6xeQ)

337
Meg Whitman saying she'll vote and fundraise for Hillary
of course
big business
Posted by: artisanal 'ette


The Spice must flow.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 03, 2016 11:15 AM (IqV8l)

338 This painting is about muskrat love, yes?

Posted by: Larry Gumbo Jr at August 03, 2016 11:15 AM (QybHb)

339 NY Slime COMPLETELY IGNORING $400 million dollar Iran deal.



COMPLETELY! Noting. Period.



Always there to help Obama set the narrative.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 03, 2016 11:15 AM (F1iXz)

340 So. I 've got some Records up on eBay.

One listing is for New Copies of an LP :
BiN for $42.50 - Shipped.
(I have 2 in stock.)

Just got an offer:
Will you do $110 for Both?

Maths.

How do it work?

Posted by: garrett at August 03, 2016 11:15 AM (TjcfH)

341 http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/my-600-lb-life/



Trigglypuff's future.



Posted by: Jen the original at August 03, 2016 11:07 AM (NNq1n)







A remake of The Blob?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 03, 2016 11:08 AM (493sH)


Brian Dennehy's breakout role!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2016 11:15 AM (JO9+V)

342 I'm old enough to remember a time when the Dems and MSM hated the 1% and wanted them destroyed. Apparently now they're the political trendsetters.



I'm old enough to remember "Stick it to da man!" before they became "the man".

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 03, 2016 11:16 AM (AY/TT)

343 It's a strange marriage to be sure. I think it's the crimes jointly committed that binds them together.

I Hillary, take you Bill, to be my lawfully wedded co-conspirator.

In venereal sickness and in health
In felonies and in misdemeanors
In raping and in general sexual predation
_______

Posted by: Fill in the Blank! at August 03, 2016 11:16 AM (BrQrN)

344 340 So. I 've got some Records up on eBay.

One listing is for New Copies of an LP :
BiN for $42.50 - Shipped.
(I have 2 in stock.)

Just got an offer:
Will you do $110 for Both?

Maths.

How do it work?

---------------------

buyer male or female?

just askin'

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 03, 2016 11:16 AM (/CIN4)

345 Ask one of the Dems handing out the pocket
constitution if they could find the separation of church and state
passage. Thank them for their assistance.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 03, 2016 10:54 AM (MSiSP)

It's right under the emanations from the penumbras of the Good and plenty clause.

Posted by: Timon at August 03, 2016 11:16 AM (396pH)

346 One thing I've learned from studying up to prepare for the family law
faction as a father with children, psychopaths can sense each other and
work to protect each other.



Now you know why you find so many of them in the law and in government in general; the sane people create a system to control psychopaths, and the psychopaths work endlessly to be in charge of that system.

By the way, that "blind justice" statue is a little inside psychopathic joke that they get, and we don't; they have justice hoodwinked.

Posted by: An Observation at August 03, 2016 11:16 AM (Cs/V0)

347 Insomniac. I think I ll try hard core online feminsta mothering online this time around and make dad do it

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 11:17 AM (peVQh)

348 So. I 've got some Records up on eBay.

One listing is for New Copies of an LP :
BiN for $42.50 - Shipped.
(I have 2 in stock.)

Just got an offer:
Will you do $110 for Both?

Maths.

How do it work?




How do it work? Fine. Just fine.
Sure, twist my arm. I'll do it for $110.00.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 03, 2016 11:17 AM (AY/TT)

349 Meh Whitman had weird hair in her role in Miracle Mile
https://youtu.be/US3mb5JDUWw
Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 11:13 AM (SzZnW)


Miracle Mile is one of the best low-budget movies, ever.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 03, 2016 11:17 AM (WuPaA)

350 Maths.

How do it work?
Posted by: garrett at August 03, 2016 11:15 AM (TjcfH)


probably wanted to make sure he/she got it, and outbid anyone else

they seem to really want them

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 03, 2016 11:17 AM (qCMvj)

351 I blame the disunity on both Trump and the GOPe. The GOPe prior to the nomination attempted to destroy Trump. After the nomination they pulled back but that wasn't enough for Trump and he had to fan the flames and publicly declare he didn't need them and they were all a bunch of losers.

I just wish it was November 9th .

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 03, 2016 11:18 AM (MSiSP)

352 It's a guy. I think.

Posted by: garrett at August 03, 2016 11:18 AM (TjcfH)

353
NY Slime COMPLETELY IGNORING $400 million dollar Iran deal.

Kirby says "nothing to see here."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 03, 2016 11:18 AM (IqV8l)

354

Trump's losing control of this thing.

He needs to find a way to turn this ship around.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 03, 2016 11:19 AM (qCMvj)

355 I mean, at $42.50, they are a deal.
Usually go for $50-75.
But, I had an entire case to get rid of and I got a great deal on them.

Posted by: garrett at August 03, 2016 11:19 AM (TjcfH)

356 347 Insomniac. I think I ll try hard core online feminsta mothering online this time around and make dad do it
Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 11:17 AM (peVQh)

Have to figure out who the father is first. Fancy an appearance on Maury Povich?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 11:19 AM (0mRoj)

357 NY Slime COMPLETELY IGNORING $400 million dollar Iran deal.








It's only the first installment of a two billion dollar pay off.

Posted by: Larry Gumbo Jr at August 03, 2016 11:20 AM (QybHb)

358 349 Posted by: OregonMuse at August 03, 2016 11:17 AM (WuPaA)

Yeah, of course "um nuclear war is bad m'kay???" got trite especially considering the Cold War was over...

Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 11:20 AM (SzZnW)

359 Expert Florida police work:

"I recognized, through my eleven years of training and experience as a law enforcement officer, the substance to be some sort of narcotic," the report said....

"I kept telling them, 'That's ... glaze from a doughnut. ... They tried to say it was crack cocaine at first, then they said, 'No, it's meth, crystal meth,'" he told the newspaper.


NBC Miami
http://bit.ly/2ai4pMN

h/t Gates of Vienna
http://bit.ly/2aQ8fxi

Posted by: mindful webworker - munching bacon at August 03, 2016 11:20 AM (R5V4T)

360 355 I mean, at $42.50, they are a deal.
Usually go for $50-75.
But, I had an entire case to get rid of and I got a great deal on them.

--------------------

tell him you won't go lower than $120 for the pair.

ride that pony till it collapses.

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 03, 2016 11:20 AM (/CIN4)

361 I'm off FB and racheting down my news consumption because a perpetual state of pique interferes with my job hunting efforts and my efforts to secure some regular revenue streams.

I must accelerate my 'Escape from New York City" plans and must ramp up the funding bigtime. Hope I can get out before SHTF.

Posted by: vivi at August 03, 2016 11:21 AM (11H2y)

362 NY Slime COMPLETELY IGNORING $400 million dollar Iran deal.


It's only the first installment of a two billion dollar pay off.
Posted by: Larry Gumbo Jr at August 03, 2016 11:20 AM (QybHb)


to keep them afloat

I hadn't really thought about this, but how else have they survived so many bankruptcies over the years?

pay to play

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 03, 2016 11:21 AM (qCMvj)

363 Home Depot's delivery system sucks.

Posted by: Lauren at August 03, 2016 11:21 AM (KpRYi)

364 Home Depot's delivery system sucks.




So does their website.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 03, 2016 11:21 AM (AY/TT)

365 Triggypuff has fallen off the radar so who cares?

Just because she didn't land on your arm doesn't mean that's not a hurtful thing to say.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 03, 2016 11:22 AM (KEA7I)

366 Alternate title: Sacred, Harry Reid and Profane Love.

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 03, 2016 11:22 AM (N6hcZ)

367 Snickering. Insomniac. Wait mm. Do they give free steak dinners
.ponders my integrity v ste ak dinners

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 11:23 AM (peVQh)

368 365 Triggypuff has fallen off the radar so who cares?


Blowing out seismic detection stations worldwide in the process.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 11:23 AM (0mRoj)

369 Yet more news for Morons

Where Does the Female Orgasm Come from? Scientists Think They Know

Scientific American
http://bit.ly/2aNRja3

h/t Gates of Vienna
http://bit.ly/2ai5wvY

Little man in the boat, I always heard...

Posted by: mindful webworker - Wal-Mart? at August 03, 2016 11:23 AM (R5V4T)

370 Also beginning to review my belongings to lighten the load; don't trust selling on Craigslist, any suggestions for alternatives?

Posted by: vivi at August 03, 2016 11:24 AM (11H2y)

371 got wilowed:

is there something like a The Reformation for Dummies ? I don't know alot about it. Would like to, without diving into some War and Peace tome.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 03, 2016 09:25 AM (RKJF2)

I really like Hillaire Belloc's "How the Reformation Happened".
More history than dogma. Catholic, but not polemic.

He illustrates the arc of the events using the life of an everyman of the times- what changed when, why and by whom and the effects.

It's old (192, but had held up well. Plus, no PC.

Posted by: Sal at August 03, 2016 11:24 AM (MRX6w)

372 370 Also beginning to review my belongings to lighten the load; don't trust selling on Craigslist, any suggestions for alternatives?
Posted by: vivi at August 03, 2016 11:24 AM (11H2y)

Yard sale?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 11:24 AM (0mRoj)

373 >>Where Does the Female Orgasm Come from?


And does anybody care?

Posted by: garrett at August 03, 2016 11:24 AM (TjcfH)

374 Where Does the Female Orgasm Come from? Scientists Think They Know

------------------------

oh snap! here we go

duck and cover

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 03, 2016 11:24 AM (/CIN4)

375 369 Yet more news for Morons

Where Does the Female Orgasm Come from? Scientists Think They Know

Scientific American
http://bit.ly/2aNRja3

h/t Gates of Vienna
http://bit.ly/2ai5wvY

Little man in the boat, I always heard...

Posted by: mindful webworker - Wal-Mart? at August 03, 2016 11:23 AM (R5V4T)



Sexual stimulation.

Or shoe shopping.

Or Chocolate.

Posted by: buzzion at August 03, 2016 11:24 AM (bMG0w)

376 Yeah, of course "um nuclear war is bad m'kay???" got trite especially considering the Cold War was over...
Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 11:20 AM (SzZnW)


Actually, the Cold War wasn't over when that movie was made.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 03, 2016 11:25 AM (WuPaA)

377 The Uniparty is in full panic mode. The Dem convention was a bust. Hillary is off the radar. Europe is under attack. High-level DNC staffers fired. Hillary campaign computer network hacked by a "foreign government". The national economy is in the sh*tter and it won't get better before the election.

Yeah.


Posted by: mrp at August 03, 2016 11:25 AM (JBggj)

378 Votermom -

Yep. Worked for us.

-la cosa nostra, d/b/a Italian- American Legitimate Businessmen's Benevolent Social Club.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 03, 2016 11:25 AM (6SBuM)

379 >>Miracle Mile is one of the best low-budget movies, ever.

I could only watch that once. It was filmed in areas quite close to where I lived and it was really strange seeing that.

Posted by: HH at August 03, 2016 11:25 AM (DrCtv)

380 367 Snickering. Insomniac. Wait mm. Do they give free steak dinners
.ponders my integrity v ste ak dinners

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 11:23 AM (peVQh)

Don't know but you could always ask!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 11:25 AM (0mRoj)

381 Sexual stimulation.
Or shoe shopping.
Or Chocolate.
Posted by: buzzion at August 03, 2016 11:24 AM (bMG0w)


Don't forget jewelry.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 03, 2016 11:25 AM (WuPaA)

382 Little man in the boat, I always heard...
Posted by: mindful webworker - Wal-Mart? at August 03, 2016 11:23 AM (R5V4T)


------------------


That's what it used to be. Now it's a man with a job.

Posted by: Soona at August 03, 2016 11:25 AM (Fmupd)

383 Where Does the Female Orgasm Come from? Scientists Think They Know / / /

Science is wasted on such scientists.

Posted by: simplemind at August 03, 2016 11:25 AM (C6xeQ)

384 358 349 Posted by: OregonMuse at August 03, 2016 11:17 AM (WuPaA)

Yeah, of course "um nuclear war is bad m'kay???" got trite especially considering the Cold War was over...
Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 11:20 AM (SzZnW)

I dunno. I think we're due for a cleansing fire.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 11:26 AM (0mRoj)

385 NY Slime COMPLETELY IGNORING $400 million dollar Iran deal.

COMPLETELY! Noting. Period.

Always there to help Obama set the narrative.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 03, 2016 11:15 AM (F1iXz)



Another non-story for the MFM. The North Korean media is more honest

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 03, 2016 11:26 AM (493sH)

386 Okay, that's 1928, not 2nd century ARSH.

Posted by: Sal at August 03, 2016 11:26 AM (MRX6w)

387 CL is your best bet to unload stuff.

Meet someplace public, like the local pd.

Never do business where you sleep.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 03, 2016 11:27 AM (6SBuM)

388 Vivi .I just throw what I cannot load into truck on curb
Great disappearing act occurs without fear of strangers in my home

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 11:27 AM (peVQh)

389 Don't forget jewelry.


Posted by: OregonMuse at August 03, 2016 11:25 AM (WuPaA)



But not wedding cake.

Posted by: buzzion at August 03, 2016 11:27 AM (bMG0w)

390
So Scientific American is making the case that Islam is correct; the female orgasm is no longer a requirement for reproduction and serves no useful purpose.

It's Science!

Posted by: Larry Gumbo Jr at August 03, 2016 11:27 AM (QybHb)

391 340
So. I 've got some Records up on eBay.



One listing is for New Copies of an LP :

BiN for $42.50 - Shipped.

(I have 2 in stock.)



Just got an offer:

Will you do $110 for Both?



Maths.



How do it work?

Posted by: garrett at August 03, 2016 11:15 AM (TjcfH)

Please tell me you agreed to the offer. Some people only learn the hard way.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2016 11:28 AM (pUDQf)

392 So, odd. All this call for unity at the RNC, and here we are with GOPe coming out to support the beast.


Posted by: AlaBAMA
****

And we have Trump supporters gleeful a Conservative who didn't support Trump enthusiastically enough for their tastes lost to a GOPe shill. I really am not seeing a difference between the GOPe and some Trump supporters.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW- Skeet Surfing at August 03, 2016 11:28 AM (0x/TW)

393 So Scientific American is making the case that Islam is correct; the female orgasm is no longer a requirement for reproduction and serves no useful purpose.

It's Science!

---------------------

wait i thought Mitt Romney was banning female fun?

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 03, 2016 11:29 AM (/CIN4)

394
The national economy is in the sh*tter and it won't get better before the election.

Huh? TV says Obama created 17 million jobs and there is full employment.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 03, 2016 11:29 AM (IqV8l)

395 I just wish it was November 9th .

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 03, 2016 11:18 AM (MSiSP)


Be very careful what you wish for. November 10th follows and you may not like the news that day!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 03, 2016 11:29 AM (wYnyS)

396 354




Trump's losing control of this thing.



He needs to find a way to turn this ship around.





Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 03, 2016 11:19 AM (qCMvj)

Have him just STFU

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 03, 2016 11:30 AM (F1iXz)

397 The female orgasm is like going deer hunting. You can spend all day in the tree stand and see nothing or you can be there for 15 minutes and take down a 12 point buck.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 03, 2016 11:30 AM (MSiSP)

398 Where Does the Female Orgasm Come from? Scientists Think They Know 

Scientific American 


Yeah, Scientific American isn't very scientific. Two paragraphs in and I see this...

Men need to have an orgasm to release sperm

Not just inaccurate, but dangerous to young women who believe that to be true. There's a shitload of swimmers in the preorgasmic/seminal fluid.

Posted by: free range sorta conservative at August 03, 2016 11:31 AM (ZnIt3)

399 Vivi .I just throw what I cannot load into truck on curb

Great disappearing act occurs without fear of strangers in my home

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 11:27 AM (peVQh)


I've heard it's best to put a For Sale sign with a price clearly displayed, the stuff "walks" a lot faster if they think it has value!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 03, 2016 11:32 AM (wYnyS)

400 Posted by: Hrothgar at August 03, 2016 11:29 AM (wYnyS)

November 9th is the day after. I'm just tired of this campaign.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 03, 2016 11:32 AM (MSiSP)

401 "I recognized, through my eleven years of training and experience as a law enforcement officer, the substance to be some sort of narcotic," the report said....

"I kept telling them, 'That's ... glaze from a doughnut. ... They tried to say it was crack cocaine at first, then they said, 'No, it's meth, crystal meth,'" he told the newspaper.

NBC Miami
http://bit.ly/2ai4pMN

h/t Gates of Vienna
http://bit.ly/2aQ8fxi
Posted by: mindful webworker - munching bacon at August 03, 2016 11:20 AM (R5V4T)

You'd think eleven years of law enforcement experience would have helped him to identify donut glaze when he saw it.

Here's another one: man gets arrested for artisanal soap possession because cops think it's crack

http://tinyurl.com/zm4w46t

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 11:32 AM (0mRoj)

402 A Tale of Two Trumps:

Brass Balls Trump, saying what needs to be said.

Douche Balls Trump, saying what shouldn't be said.


Unfortunately, we're in Douche Balls Mode.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2016 11:33 AM (pUDQf)

403 376 Posted by: OregonMuse at August 03, 2016 11:25 AM (WuPaA)

It was dying...badly.

Chernobyl basically exposed that the bear was a headcase.....

It came out in 1988 Germany was two years from reunification, The USSR 3 years from death.

It was a good film, but the cold war was running pretty cold by 1988....

"WW3" was closest to reality in 1972-1983 every year after 83 had the Soviets in a declining strategic position and they KNEW it.

When Reagan was brave enough to walk away at Reykjavik Gorby knew the gig was up.....

He had blown his discretionary capital on the Liquidators' war on Chernobyl....

The fear was *maybe* Ivan would escalate the conflict in a tantrum but by October it was becoming evident the Soviet people were tired of being lied to constantly by their government and wanted change.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 11:33 AM (SzZnW)

404 He needs to find a way to turn this ship around.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 03, 2016 11:19 AM (qCMvj)


I'm here, I'm ready. All he has to do is call.

Sure, I'm expensive, but you get what you pay for.

Posted by: jwest at August 03, 2016 11:33 AM (Zs4uk)

405 I have much trepidation with coming election results either way.I hope but stress it is too late for a rewind

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 11:33 AM (peVQh)

406 looks like Whitman is planning on running for Gov again; support and
fundraise for hillary, hillary suports her, that's how it works in
clinton america

Posted by: runner at August 03, 2016 11:33 AM (c6/9Q)

407 Huh? TV says Obama created 17 million jobs and there is full employment.

I seem to recall him saying something like "everyone who wants a job can get a job."

Doesn't that seem, I don't know, insulting to those who dropped out of the workforce because they couldn't find a job? And just what are those jobs anyway? Seems to me it wasn't that long ago that the Left was criticizing "McJobs" that were part time with no benefits. Now they're OK?

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at August 03, 2016 11:33 AM (PFy0L)

408 384 Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 11:26 AM (0mRoj)

ME TOO!

/Obama handing Iran a 2 billion dollar pre-paid debit card

Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 11:34 AM (SzZnW)

409 But not wedding cake.

Posted by: buzzion at August 03, 2016 11:27 AM (bMG0w)


Indeed, no. That has just the opposite effect.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 03, 2016 11:34 AM (WuPaA)

410 Where Does the Female Orgasm Come from? Scientists Think They Know




Paolo knows.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at August 03, 2016 11:34 AM (AY/TT)

411 Garrett -

Heh....I hope you took the offer.

You'd lose a bit of standing with the horde if you didn't.

Reminds me of the joke.

Father introducing his son to rhe family business - ladies' dresses.

Ethics, he tells his son, there's nothing more important than ethics.

Let's say Mrs. Ruben pays you twenty dollars for her dress, and, after she's gone, you realize there were two twenties in what she handed you.

The question, my son, is this - how much do you tell your partner she overpaid?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 03, 2016 11:34 AM (6SBuM)

412 Hrogthar great idea

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 11:34 AM (peVQh)

413 397 The female orgasm is like going deer hunting. You can spend all day in the tree stand and see nothing or you can be there for 15 minutes and take down a 12 point buck.

-------------------------

and it has nothing to do with the size of the gun you are packing

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 03, 2016 11:34 AM (/CIN4)

414

Clinton 48% (+2)
Trump 46%

@UPI/@CVoter TrackingPoll


Trump 45% (+1)
Clinton 44%

@USCDornsife/@LAtimes Daybreak Tracking Poll (8/02-8/03)

=============

So, no one gives a shit about polls now that Trump's numbers are better????

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 03, 2016 11:35 AM (iQIUe)

415 There ought to be a law...

against outright lies by politicians.

There ought to be a law...

against reporters reporting outright lies as truths.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2016 11:36 AM (pUDQf)

416 392 Posted by: Tilikum KAW- Skeet Surfing at August 03, 2016 11:28 AM (0x/TW)

I am unhappy Ryan got another vote for amnesty.

I said so forcefully last night as it happened....

that said Hula Hoop should have hid his light under a bushel barrel so to speak on trump.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 11:36 AM (SzZnW)

417 Have him just STFU


Posted by: Nip Sip at August 03, 2016 11:30 AM (F1iXz)


Very intelligent friend and I were discussing the election and even though he's not a hard core "conservative", we both agreed that if Donald would just take nothing personally, speak rarely and make sense when he did, and not accuse anybody (except Hillary and the Dems) of anything, he'd be walking away with this election

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 03, 2016 11:36 AM (wYnyS)

418 397 The female orgasm is like going deer hunting. You can spend all day in the tree stand and see nothing or you can be there for 15 minutes and take down a 12 point buck.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 03, 2016 11:30 AM (MSiSP)

It depends on whether or not she fcuked the poolboy earlier that day.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 11:36 AM (0mRoj)

419 363: eff home depot. menards kicks their ass in everything.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 03, 2016 11:37 AM (KP5rU)

420 414 Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 03, 2016 11:35 AM (iQIUe)

Nope....Polls are only useful when they can aid NTs in coffin dancing.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 11:37 AM (SzZnW)

421 So, no one gives a shit about polls now that Trump's numbers are better????
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 03, 2016 11:35 AM (iQIUe)

The new story is Trump is CRAAAAZZZZYYY and wants to nuke everyone except Putin his bff.

Posted by: @votermom at August 03, 2016 11:37 AM (7lVbc)

422 you do not call 23.4% of your electorate immoral retards by flaming their choice for PotUS as hard as you raged about Obama.


Posted by: sven10077
****

You have a link to prove that he did so? I see him saying he supports Trump, but will fight for Conservative prinicples.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW- Skeet Surfing at August 03, 2016 11:38 AM (m3iiU)

423

If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.



Posted by: Larry Gumbo Jr at August 03, 2016 11:38 AM (QybHb)

424 The fear was *maybe* Ivan would escalate the conflict in a tantrum but by October it was becoming evident the Soviet people were tired of being lied to constantly by their government and wanted change.
Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 11:33 AM (SzZnW)


The original Miracle Mile script, which featured a bunch of people in a diner talking about an impending nuclear armageddon, was written as a segment for the original Twilight Zone movie, didn't make the final cut, and was then developed into its own movie.

So when it was written, the Cold War was a little warmer than it was when the USSR was winding down in the late 80s.

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 03, 2016 11:38 AM (WuPaA)

425 398: Y'know, if they had specified that the male orgasm is needed to EFFICIENTLY (sorry for caps, forgot how to underline) release sperm, it would be an accurate statement. Then again, that would require "science" journos to actually know something about science.

Posted by: Jackal at August 03, 2016 11:38 AM (Lyh9/)

426 So, a serious question.


When Mohammedan's cut their wives, concubines, goats, etc clit off does that mean they don't have any organism at all?



No wonder they all get fat.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 03, 2016 11:39 AM (F1iXz)

427 "The female orgasm is like going deer hunting. You can spend all day in the tree stand and see nothing or you can be there for 15 minutes and take down a 12 point buck."

Its not a scientific mystery. If she thinks she's banging a 12 point buck she's going to respond.

If she thinks she's just wasting time sitting a tree stand, well that's just boring, isn't it.

Posted by: simplemind at August 03, 2016 11:39 AM (JTwsP)

428 It depends on whether or not she fcuked the poolboy earlier that day.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 11:36 AM


Poolboy? Hah! Paolo laughs at his chances.

Posted by: Paolo at August 03, 2016 11:40 AM (bzd8I)

429 422 Posted by: Tilikum KAW- Skeet Surfing at August 03, 2016 11:38 AM (m3iiU)

That is what the people who are TOO passionate about "mah principles" are saying to the Trump voters guy like it or not it was stupid retail politics.

I am seeing a LOT of VERY correct posts that Trump needs some STFU pills...

The "Mah principlers" types may need the prescription as well.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 11:40 AM (SzZnW)

430 15 minutes pfft.

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 11:41 AM (peVQh)

431 So, no one gives a shit about polls now that Trump's numbers are better????
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 03, 2016 11:35 AM (iQIUe)

I think I saw that the CNN poll did not include anyone under 35. As usual with polls, ignore the HEADLINE, and wait until you can read the cross tabs. I believe it was the meatball who gave that sage advice.

Posted by: simplemind at August 03, 2016 11:42 AM (JTwsP)

432 >>I seem to recall him saying something like "everyone who wants a job can get a job." Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at August 03, 2016 11:33 AM (PFy0L)

"Cutting the heads offa parking meters is no job for a man." -- The Captain

Posted by: General Zod at August 03, 2016 11:42 AM (Bdeb0)

433 424 Posted by: OregonMuse at August 03, 2016 11:38 AM (WuPaA)

Certainly....of course it is a a lot like looking back on films from the 30s that theorized a world that never happened...

MM was a relic before it was filmed.....them's the breaks.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 11:42 AM (SzZnW)

434 So is this a real thing?

Reports are that some "Republicans" are actively exploring how to remove Trump from the ticket. Sources say Rince is apoplectic over Teh Donald's refusal to endorse Pauline Ryan or Johnny "Nothing to fear" McCain.

Seems as if thought Trump would have to recuse himself in order for this to happen. Then they could install Mittens or Jeb! to run against the Creature from the Arkansas Lagoon.

If only slightly true, you're still looking at Trump vs the World. GOPe may not actively harm his campaign, but they ain't about to help him.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2016 11:42 AM (pUDQf)

435 I've been wondering if others are actually hopeful we can turn this around

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 11:43 AM (peVQh)

436 Meaning the CNN poll that showed Hillary off to a big lead did not include under 35's.

In otherwords, they aren't polling bitter Bernie bros. Not saying those will vote for Trump but it skews the sample in favor of those voting for Hillary.

Posted by: simplemind at August 03, 2016 11:43 AM (JTwsP)

437 Maybe this was just ABC wishcasting.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2016 11:44 AM (pUDQf)

438 So, no one gives a shit about polls now that Trump's numbers are better????

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 03, 2016 11:35 AM (iQIUe)


I don't know how good the polls are regardless of which way they go...

These are numbers being put through weighting and models from 2008 and 2012. They rely on the old rules and not the new reality of Trump and the groups that align with him.

It's going to be a guessing game from here on in.

Posted by: jwest at August 03, 2016 11:44 AM (Zs4uk)

439 Reports are that some "Republicans" are actively exploring how to remove Trump from the ticket. Sources say Rince is apoplectic over Teh Donald's refusal to endorse Pauline Ryan or Johnny "Nothing to fear" McCain.

---

Katy Tur(D), the chick that Trump told to "Be Quiet" is pushing this on twitter.
She works at NBC.

Posted by: @votermom at August 03, 2016 11:44 AM (7lVbc)

440 I will say this -

The female orgasm forms a powerful bond between a lady and her lover. It has definite evolutionary value in that regard.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 03, 2016 11:44 AM (6SBuM)

441 To whoever posted the link to encyclopedia dramatica: Damn you. That site is going to be an epic productivity sink for me like tvtropes. Trying to keep from busting out laughing over here.

Posted by: Jackal at August 03, 2016 11:45 AM (Lyh9/)

442 440 I will say this -

The female orgasm forms a powerful bond between a lady and her lover. It has definite evolutionary value in that regard.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 03, 2016 11:44 AM (6SBuM)

No wonder they get so attached to their Sybians.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 11:45 AM (0mRoj)

443 Tilikum I have a link to Hula Hoop's endorsement of Cruz and a link to "Kansas GOP hesitant to openly support Trump" that he did not undermine....

Which do you want?

He should have said "the people have spoken and as always I will fight to enact their vision" and then did whatever the hell he wanted anyway....like a politician.

Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 11:45 AM (SzZnW)

444 Obama handing Iran a 2 billion dollar pre-paid debit card


Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 11:34 AM (SzZnW)


I especially like how the news reports don't point out that those foreign currencies were all bought with US Taxpayer dollars, as will be the remainder of the 2 billion. Boy do Jean Francois Kerry and Barky O drive a hard bargain:
Hey imam, we'll give you easy access to nukes!Not good enough infidel!How about access to nukes and no inspections?
Not good enough infidel!How about nukes, no inspections, AND 2 billion of unaccountable cash.We could maybe make a deal with that!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 03, 2016 11:45 AM (wYnyS)

445
Whitman has no chance to win anything unless she moves to another state. She's:

a repube
if switched parties she'd still be an ex repube
she's the wrong color

Nuke her with a million Trump nukes!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 03, 2016 11:45 AM (iQIUe)

446 Keep in mind also, that the progressives truly believe they can shape reality with words.

Posted by: simplemind at August 03, 2016 11:46 AM (JTwsP)

447
Asshole Obama didnt even negotiate the release of ALL American hostages.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 03, 2016 11:46 AM (iQIUe)

448 Palpatine. It keeps couples bonded uif they both work at it

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 11:46 AM (peVQh)

449 Sources say Rince is apoplectic over Teh Donald's refusal to endorse Pauline Ryan or Johnny "Nothing to fear" McCain. 



Yeah, like either of those two would gratefully acknowledge a DT endorsement. They could just as easily reject the endorsement to attention whore themselve for front page coverage.

I think the story smells a little bogus.

Posted by: free range sorta conservative at August 03, 2016 11:46 AM (ZnIt3)

450 Meaning the CNN poll that showed Hillary off to a big lead did not include under 35's.

In otherwords, they aren't polling bitter Bernie bros. Not saying those will vote for Trump but it skews the sample in favor of those voting for Hillary.


Not necessarily - if you think the Bernie voters are going to stay home, you wouldn't include them in the sample because they aren't likely voters.

But that's a good question though - what WILL the Bernie voters do? Will they stay home? Will they vote party? Will they protest vote? Who knows?

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at August 03, 2016 11:47 AM (PFy0L)

451 I wish Pixy formatting had some semblance of consistency!



Hey ayatollah, we'll give you easy access to nukes!


Not good enough infidel!


How about access to nukes and no inspections?



Not
good enough infidel!


How about nukes, no inspections, AND 2 billion of
unaccountable cash.


We could maybe make a deal with that!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 03, 2016 11:47 AM (wYnyS)

452 Insomniac -

I've had the same theory for a while, myself.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 03, 2016 11:47 AM (6SBuM)

453 444 Posted by: Hrothgar at August 03, 2016 11:45 AM (wYnyS)

Over at Insty I corrected someone who called Obama a traitor....

he is no traitor in his mind he is VERY much a patriot.....unfortunately not for the nation he "leads"

Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 11:47 AM (SzZnW)

454 448 Palpatine. It keeps couples bonded uif they both work at it

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 11:46 AM (peVQh)


So, you're saying it's better if the wife is awake during sex?

Posted by: jwest at August 03, 2016 11:48 AM (Zs4uk)

455 Anyway marriage is work
.may we all that comitt do it with our all

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 11:48 AM (peVQh)

456 Katy Tur(D), the chick that Trump told to "Be Quiet" is pushing this on twitter.
She works at NBC.


She's not the only Tur who is a chick.

Posted by: Zoey Tur at August 03, 2016 11:49 AM (N6hcZ)

457 Willow -
Heh....work at it....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 03, 2016 11:49 AM (6SBuM)

458 448 Palpatine. It keeps couples bonded uif they both work at it
Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 11:46 AM (peVQh)

Getting suddenly, permanently and unexplainedly cut off doesn't help.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2016 11:50 AM (0mRoj)

459

Actually, Obama's mistake was in translation.

The Iranians said Nukes, and Obama's handlers thought they said 'cuckes' and Obama said Hell yes send them all the cucumbers they want.

The rest is history, buried in the footnotes and citations.

Posted by: Larry Gumbo Jr at August 03, 2016 11:50 AM (QybHb)

460
Katy Tur(D), the chick that Trump told to "Be Quiet" is pushing this on twitter.

She works at NBC.
===========================

Yeah, the MSM will not spend any time on actual reporting of events harmful to Hillary from now until November. It will be 24/7 concentration on Trump. Rumors, rumors of rumors, lies and half-lies (if ever retracted, then the revisions will follow days after the "report") will fall like chaff.

It's war.

Posted by: mrp at August 03, 2016 11:51 AM (JBggj)

461 Jwest -

In general, yes.

You twisted freak....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at August 03, 2016 11:51 AM (6SBuM)

462 It keeps couples bonded uif they both work at it
Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 11:46 AM (peVQh)

It's also pretty fun. So it has that going for it.

Posted by: Lea at August 03, 2016 11:51 AM (lIU4e)

463 So. I 've got some Records up on eBay.



One listing is for New Copies of an LP :

BiN for $42.50 - Shipped.

(I have 2 in stock.)



Just got an offer:

Will you do $110 for Both?



Maths.



How do it work?

Posted by: garrett at August 03, 2016 11:15 AM (TjcfH)

I think the answer you are searching for is "Yes... yes I will take $110 for both."

Posted by: redbanzai at August 03, 2016 11:51 AM (3JA/M)

464 Palpatine I know it sounds trite. But marriage isn't a free ride. it's work . And rewarding. @ But work

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 11:52 AM (peVQh)

465
Katy Tur is the bitch who harassed the woman beat up by the San Jose mob at a Trump rally. Kept implying by her repeated questions that the victim asked for it.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 03, 2016 11:52 AM (iQIUe)

466 Posted by: sven10077 at August 03, 2016 11:47 AM (SzZnW)



Taqiyya must be an incredible a boon to a politician like Barky.



Maybe he's a traitriot (part traitor, part patriot)?

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 03, 2016 11:52 AM (wYnyS)

467 Taqiyya must be an incredible boon to a politician like Barky.

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 03, 2016 11:52 AM (wYnyS)

468 I console myself by remembering that if the GOPe had succeeded in nominating Jeb, Hillary would now be porking him with a strap-on live on the Today show.


(stolen from another moron, again)

Posted by: OregonMuse at August 03, 2016 11:54 AM (WuPaA)

469 I think the answer you are searching for is "Yes... yes I will take $110 for both."


Posted by: redbanzai at August 03, 2016 11:51 AM (3JA/M)


The better answer is "Well, I really need to sell this stuff, so for you, I'll let them go for only $110!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 03, 2016 11:54 AM (wYnyS)

470 Which do you want?

He should have said "the people have spoken and as always I will fight to enact their vision" and then did whatever the hell he wanted anyway....like a politician.


Posted by: sven10077
****

He made it clear his Conservative principles came first from the quote I saw. He was honest.
That wasn't good enough for the rabid part of the Trump faction. Like I said, no difference between them and tghe GOPe.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW- Skeet Surfing at August 03, 2016 11:55 AM (m3iiU)

471 Lea right. But it's a willingness to work through our own egos and willingness to at times just be loving even when ..

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 11:56 AM (peVQh)

472 Saying that.. I'm going to do dog doo duty for spousew. Back later

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2016 11:59 AM (peVQh)

473 Posted by: OregonMuse at August 03, 2016 11:54 AM (WuPaA)



Interesting part to me is that #161;
Jeb! was guaranteed to lose, but all the GOP Establishment sinecures would have remained in place, so the graft would flow.


Trump might just win, but could upset the "established" flow of graft, so the GOPe would rather lose and have a socialist criminal in charge of the country even though it is clear we will never recover from a Clinton presidency.




Posted by: Hrothgar at August 03, 2016 11:59 AM (wYnyS)

474 No matter who the GOP nominee would have been the polls would have shown a 2 to 5% difference one way or the other. Polls are only useful as a barometer if the difference far exceeds the margin of error.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 03, 2016 12:05 PM (MSiSP)

475 Only if Trump wins is there the remotest chance of the NY Post headline reading in large font:

SCHLONGED...AGAIN!

It's not a necessary condition to support him, but it is a sufficient one.

Posted by: General Zod at August 03, 2016 12:05 PM (Bdeb0)

476 Ace up

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 03, 2016 12:08 PM (mpXpK)

477 I can't wait till they do this in all 57 states ...


The perplexed mother thinks her son is mostly ready. "He knows most of this stuff," she says, "but no idea how to [teach] him all 30 letters."

Commenters are speculating on how this school came up with "30+ letters" to identify.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 03, 2016 12:26 PM (e8kgV)

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