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Buck:
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J.J. Sefton:
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Good News: They've Made a Whole New Category of Sexy Slinky Lingerie
Bad News: For Dudes
Via @rdbrewer, I know what I'm getting myself as pick-me-up self-gift.
Sometimes a boy just wants to feel sexy, you know? Long, long week. I'm going to watch a movie. Of pornography. Later on I might do some reading. Of pornography. Then finally I'll just spend some time meditating. About pornographic images. You do you. If you want. PS, remember the Medical Monitoring thread, especially if you take weekends off. Also, if you have any tips for articles or topics, let me know.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Trainer at July 29, 2016 07:45 PM (27JXp)
Posted by: Splunge at July 29, 2016 07:46 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: vivi at July 29, 2016 07:46 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 07:47 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Splunge at July 29, 2016 07:47 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Harry paratestes at July 29, 2016 07:47 PM (/vWVY)
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So...
Ghostbusters, then?
Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 29, 2016 07:48 PM (3Liv/)
Classic.
Posted by: Sassy at July 29, 2016 07:48 PM (KNsfV)
**remembers back to the posts about porn stamina as you get older, from the other day**
So, you're saying you'll be bored in 10, and on Twitter in 20 minutes.
Posted by: actually does read the content at July 29, 2016 07:49 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Buffalo Bills at July 29, 2016 07:49 PM (3Liv/)
So sorry for young women now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 07:49 PM (1ZOkK)
Ghostbusters, then?
Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 29, 2016 07:48 PM (3Liv/)
You are a sick, sick man. Unless you're actually a woman.
Posted by: Splunge at July 29, 2016 07:49 PM (iMxBJ)
yeah... sometimes i think the media just basically bribes people to make up bullshit so they can get a story out of it.
in fact, I'm pretty certain the daily mail pays women to say outrageous things (like a very plain woman announcing to the world she is exceptionally beautiful) to get hate-clicks.
I'm going to call the Post and ask how much they'd give me if I claimed to be opening a business selling wooden condoms.
Posted by: Robby Kineval at July 29, 2016 07:50 PM (dciA+)
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So...
Ghostbusters, then?
Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 29, 2016 07:48 PM (3Liv/)
*runs screaming from thread*
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the Rain at July 29, 2016 07:50 PM (72N6L)
Posted by: Sassy at July 29, 2016 07:50 PM (KNsfV)
Resolved: "Never Again Tell Us How You Are Gonna Stroke It All Night To Various Incarnations Of Porn"
Make it a (mas)Debate style article.... with a rousing finish!
Posted by: Dirty Randy at July 29, 2016 07:52 PM (br2jI)
Lightly redolent of patchouli oil rubbed off of friendly ladies and a little hint of Mexican weed.
Mmm, yeah.
Lacy boxers, not so much.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at July 29, 2016 07:52 PM (nd1zx)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 07:52 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 07:52 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2016 07:52 PM (RrDm2)
Resolved: "Never Again Tell Us How You Are Gonna Stroke It All Night To Various Incarnations Of Porn"
hey hey hey there, buddy. I never said I was stroking anything. just watching and reading, man.
Posted by: Robby Kineval at July 29, 2016 07:53 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Tom Brady at July 29, 2016 07:53 PM (MNzex)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2016 07:53 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 07:53 PM (1ZOkK)
But he showed up again in my youtube recommended list and there is now a pokemon porn called "Strokemon."
Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2016 07:53 PM (bMG0w)
LOL!!
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the Rain at July 29, 2016 07:53 PM (72N6L)
==============
You may stand to trouble and keep your grin,
But have you tackled self-discipline?
Have you ever issued commands to you
To quit the things that you like to do
And then, when tempted and sorely swayed,
Those rigid orders have you obeyed?
Don't boast of your grit till you've tried it out,
Nor prate to men of your courage stout,
For it's easy enough to retain a grin
In the face of a fight there's a chance to win,
But the sort of grit that is good to own
Is the stuff you need when you're all alone.
Posted by: Edgar Guest at July 29, 2016 07:54 PM (5xDis)
i downloaded Strokemon GO! but i got arrested wacking it at a library
Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 07:54 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: pookysgirl at July 29, 2016 07:54 PM (K27gs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2016 07:55 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2016 07:53 PM (bMG0w)
If Strokemon Go gets released, I'm staying indoors for a long time.
Posted by: Splunge at July 29, 2016 07:55 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 07:55 PM (1ZOkK)
Looking at this lingerie, how easy is it to get out of these outfits? The female form is designed such that, when wearing lingerie, removing said article of clothing is better than opening a Christmas present. A dude - not so much.
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 29, 2016 07:55 PM (waSFb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2016 07:55 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Private John Winger at July 29, 2016 07:55 PM (dqnGo)
That's kind of male lingerie, i think.
Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 07:56 PM (dciA+)
Also, if you have any tips for articles or topics, let me know.
Posted by: Ace at 07:42 PM
Ace are you going to do that one about the IRS and DOJ coverup on the LL felonies?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 29, 2016 07:56 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: redneckbitterclinger at July 29, 2016 07:56 PM (MCEs2)
Posted by: Anachronism at July 29, 2016 07:57 PM (b/Leg)
Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2016 07:53 PM (bMG0w)<<<
That's Jamaican right?
Posted by: no, not really at July 29, 2016 07:57 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 29, 2016 07:57 PM (C9pBZ)
I think pr0n producers spend WAY too much time thinking up clever plots and themes in which the average viewer will have zero interest.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2016 07:57 PM (8ZskC)
I hope it was for the fond memories, and not because he wanted to wear them.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 07:57 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Michelle Obama at July 29, 2016 07:57 PM (MNzex)
Ace are you going to do that one about the IRS and DOJ coverup on the LL felonies?
oh right, i forgot. i'll try to remember for monday.
pretty much the last two weeks I've done nothing but troll the entire online right on twitter.
Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 07:57 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 29, 2016 07:57 PM (UPYhp)
Posted by: turambar at July 29, 2016 07:57 PM (ur33b)
Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2016 07:58 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 07:58 PM (dNwFH)
or flannel and engine oil
Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 07:58 PM (dciA+)
when i got that plastic longsword, i also considered buying chainmail gloves.
That's kind of male lingerie, i think.
Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 07:56 PM (dciA+)
We need to revisit the discussion we had several days ago about chili. Beans / no beans. meat / meatless.
Get some recipes posted if we can.
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 29, 2016 07:59 PM (waSFb)
They would be all in favor of men wearing frilly lingerie shit.
No one else is. The gay world, the only group that sexualizes men the way the rest of us sexualize the female form, would NOT find this sexy at all.
And normal women would see it as pathetic.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 07:59 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 07:59 PM (1ZOkK)
I hope it was for the fond memories, and not because he wanted to wear them.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 07:57 PM (1ZOkK)
I am just wondering, as a dude. But wouldn't lace chafe? Kind of like a frilly cheese grater?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2016 07:59 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2016 07:58 PM (bMG0w)
Search Jessica Nigri cosplaying as Pikachu. You'll not be disappointed.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 07:59 PM (0mRoj)
>>>This is what gay fashion designers want men to wear. What women want men to wear is a tux.
or flannel and engine oil
Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 07:58 PM (dciA+)
and not the PJs the Obamacare dude was wearing?
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 29, 2016 07:59 PM (waSFb)
Posted by: no, not really at July 29, 2016 07:59 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Grace From That Nigerian Bank at July 29, 2016 07:59 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: ace
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That's how I regard IWB holsters.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2016 08:00 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Private John Winger at July 29, 2016 07:55 PM
Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it's usually something unusual.
Posted by: PFC John Winger at July 29, 2016 08:00 PM (dNwFH)
Well, if you had been over by the 570 life sciences stack, I might have given you a pass; but jacking it right in front of 590 zoological, well....the Dewey Decimal system is your pal!
Posted by: Your Local Librarian at July 29, 2016 08:00 PM (nd1zx)
... Wait. I never do.
Posted by: The Most Interesting Hetero In the World at July 29, 2016 08:00 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Adriane the Male Lingerie Critic ... at July 29, 2016 08:00 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 07:54 PM (dciA+)
First, it was a library, clearly there couldn't have been any witnesses. Second, just tell them you had no intent and no prosecutor would file charges under these circumstances. It was just "extreme carelessness".
Posted by: Taggert at July 29, 2016 08:00 PM (dqnGo)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 29, 2016 08:00 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2016 08:00 PM (/tuJf)
>>>This is what gay fashion designers want men to wear. What women want men to wear is a tux.
or flannel and engine oil
Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 07:58 PM (dciA+)
You've been in NYC too long. I've got some very attractive single girlfriends that could teach you a thing or two about what real women want.
And it ain't guys in lingerie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:00 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Anachronism at July 29, 2016 07:57 PM (b/Leg)
A large bank account, mostly.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 08:01 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: no, not really at July 29, 2016 07:59 PM
Thanks for reminding me how fucked up we are as a country.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 08:01 PM (dNwFH)
I hope it was for the fond memories, and not because he wanted to wear them.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 07:57 PM (1ZOkK)
I am just wondering, as a dude. But wouldn't lace chafe? Kind of like a frilly cheese grater?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2016 07:59 PM (3ZoRf)
"I should go take these off shouldn't I"
"I think its important that you do"
https://youtu.be/ir5ocINR7eg
Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2016 08:01 PM (bMG0w)
I hope it was for the fond memories, and not because he wanted to wear them.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 07:57 PM (1ZOkK)
Maybe he used them to make soup.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2016 08:01 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 29, 2016 08:02 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at July 29, 2016 08:03 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
Ask a Kardashian, I hear they'll put anything in their mouths.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 29, 2016 08:03 PM (UPYhp)
And, yeah, don't for the love of jeebus Gorgle it. Just take my word for it.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at July 29, 2016 08:03 PM (nd1zx)
Posted by: Adriane
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It's like the guy in the commercial saying "My problem is that I have trouble finding a shirt that looks good untucked."
Really, dude? That's what you're worried about? Looking slovenly hip?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2016 08:03 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: sf at July 29, 2016 08:04 PM (QmWm2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:04 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2016 07:58 PM (bMG0w)
Search Jessica Nigri cosplaying as Pikachu. You'll not be disappointed.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 07:59 PM (0mRoj)
You can just search Jessica Nigri and you'll not be disappointed. She is of course included in the following video of Best Cosplay Girls of Comic-Con 2016.
https://youtu.be/8h5Sjn0BKPw
Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2016 08:04 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: A boatload of seamen at July 29, 2016 08:04 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: USS Harvey Milk at July 29, 2016 08:05 PM (5xDis)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 29, 2016 08:05 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 29, 2016 08:05 PM (lPaKY)
Anyway, some damn chick he was banging wanted him to wear her panties all day and, uh, do something in them. And she was gonna wear his underwear and do something in it to, then swap.
The damn fool did it.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 08:05 PM (DW+jj)
And it ain't guys in lingerie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:00 PM (1ZOkK)
Here! Here! Real men (alpha males) may wear silk boxers, but, they do not wear lingerie.
I miss getting to wear lingerie for a guy. NO, I do not need volunteers, or tribute, or whatever. I just miss that moment when his eyes cross and he can't make a fist.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 08:05 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 08:05 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: turambar at July 29, 2016 08:05 PM (ur33b)
Posted by: DanMan at July 29, 2016 08:06 PM (M/42u)
i think the right kind of gal would like the feel of cold steel chain on her body.
Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 08:06 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 29, 2016 08:06 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2016 08:06 PM (bksJQ)
Cue the Village People performing "In The Navy."
Posted by: Qoheleth at July 29, 2016 08:06 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 08:05 PM (DW+jj)
Have her number? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2016 08:06 PM (3ZoRf)
You've been in NYC too long. I've got some very attractive single girlfriends that could teach you a thing or two about what real women want.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:00 PM (1ZOkK)
Jane, hook a brother up!
It's been so long I don't remember who gets tied up!
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 29, 2016 08:06 PM (qcmqL)
If you havent, Lee Stanahan is very good at refuting all the lies told about Trump.
https://goo.gl/N2NSG7
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 29, 2016 08:07 PM (iQIUe)
Thank you sir
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 29, 2016 08:07 PM (AIbmE)
Posted by: Lonesome Cowboy Bernice at July 29, 2016 08:07 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 08:07 PM (6IPEM)
....
Don't tell me how it ends, in case I didn't see that one.
Posted by: artist at July 29, 2016 08:07 PM (TwnkX)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 29, 2016 08:07 PM (UPYhp)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 08:08 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 29, 2016 08:08 PM (P/kVC)
i think the right kind of gal would like the feel of cold steel chain on her body.
Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 08:06 PM (dciA+)
Who, Grace Jones?
Posted by: grognard at July 29, 2016 08:08 PM (84WkV)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 29, 2016 08:08 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Bob Dole at July 29, 2016 08:08 PM (8ZskC)
Do they have those fringed assless chaps? Those are hot.
Posted by: Lonesome Cowboy Bernice at July 29, 2016 08:07 PM (BO/km)
The only people in the entire internet fascinated by "assless chaps" (which is redundant) are you morons.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:08 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: A boatload of seamen at July 29, 2016 08:09 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2016 08:09 PM (bksJQ)
i don't get why girls get implants and make the implants look like implants.
Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 08:09 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 08:09 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 29, 2016 08:07 PM (UPYhp)
Hmmm, was 14 years ago a good year?
Damn, I feel all dirty.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2016 08:09 PM (3ZoRf)
The gist of it is that you shouldn't focus so much on your weight as you should body composition.
Pretty spot on.
Posted by: Dansgirls at July 29, 2016 08:09 PM (xBbs+)
Posted by: Bob Dole at July 29, 2016 08:08 PM (8ZskC)
The drink in the hand really sold it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2016 08:10 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: turambar at July 29, 2016 08:10 PM (ur33b)
Winston Churchill: "Don't speak to me of naval tradition; naval tradition is nothing more that rum, sodomy, and the lash."
Seaman Bruce Fromagio, USN Harvey Milk: "Only if it's done right. But remember your safeword: Palomino."
Posted by: Qoheleth at July 29, 2016 08:10 PM (iIzG7)
But first, I am announcing that we are pulling our all-star game from North Carolina until they allow cross-dressing men to shower in the girls locker room.
Posted by: NBA Commissioner at July 29, 2016 08:10 PM (5xDis)
Let's teach him a thing or two.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:10 PM (1ZOkK)
Now it is overt and a full assault on humiliating men with this new shit trend as if becoming a cuckhold and loving it to please and keep your woman was not enough.
Ace is right. SEX IS STUPID.
*presses play on vintage Janine lesbian porn and prepares the Fleshlight*
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 29, 2016 08:10 PM (a94gW)
Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 08:10 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 29, 2016 08:10 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 08:06 PM (dciA+)
Lassie, Come Home!
Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 08:10 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 29, 2016 08:11 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 29, 2016 08:11 PM (C9pBZ)
Ace, my new IP with my new isp seems to be banned... Any way to fix that?
Posted by: Harry paratestes at July 29, 2016 07:47 PM (/vWVY)
Try posting in a really old thread.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2016 08:11 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2016 08:09 PM (bksJQ)
I'll be in my bunk!
Posted by: Barney's Frank at July 29, 2016 08:11 PM (TwnkX)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 29, 2016 08:11 PM (AIbmE)
Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 08:10 PM (dciA+)
Don't forget, there's also the written test.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2016 08:11 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2016 08:11 PM (LuZz
heh.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 29, 2016 08:11 PM (AIbmE)
Posted by: IC at July 29, 2016 08:11 PM (e8yEG)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 08:12 PM (rwI+c)
i think the right kind of gal would like the feel of cold steel chain on her body.
Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 08:06 PM (dciA+)
______________________
Oooooooo,, you're making me sooooo horny...
cough-cough-cough-cough,, cough-cough-fart-fart,, cough.... cackle, cackle-cackle-cackle-cackle,
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 29, 2016 08:12 PM (eI9B5)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
I believe so.
Posted by: Aldus Huxley at July 29, 2016 08:12 PM (UPYhp)
yeah... but isn't that kind of obvious?
maybe it's more obvious for men then women (as men naturally want more muscle). okay i'll put something like that up.
Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 08:12 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 29, 2016 08:12 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:12 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 08:12 PM (6IPEM)
Screw lingerie. Want to look sexy, women? Walk out of the bedroom wearing the dress shirt I just took off and nothing else. Or a robe. Or just naked.
You'll have my full attention and it costs absolutely nothing.
Posted by: Damiano at July 29, 2016 08:12 PM (71OEY)
Yeah. Gibbon's Decline and Fall...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 29, 2016 08:12 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 29, 2016 08:12 PM (AIbmE)
Posted by: IC at July 29, 2016 08:11 PM (e8yEG)
You're an 'ette, right?
Just checking
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2016 08:12 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 29, 2016 08:10 PM (6Ll1u)
Yeah, The Oxford History of The French Revolution by William Doyle, et cetera, et cetera.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 08:12 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 08:13 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: IC at July 29, 2016 08:13 PM (e8yEG)
Posted by: turambar at July 29, 2016 08:13 PM (ur33b)
111
100 The USS Harvey Milk is going to have staffing problems since they only want 14 year old seamen.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 29, 2016 08:07 PM (UPYhp)
The funny part about that ship is that it's an oiler. A lube tub.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2016 08:13 PM (LuZz8)
The groom, in a drunken stupor, sat on the bride's lap. He left a big skidmark on her wedding dress. She didn't like it.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 08:14 PM (DW+jj)
Topic Idea: Best weekend getaway 4-6 hours away?
Posted by: turambar at July 29, 2016 08:10 PM (ur33b)
NICE. Love it.
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 29, 2016 08:14 PM (waSFb)
The late fiance's favorite color in lingerie was Floor. I told a saleslady that and she busted a gut.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 08:14 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 29, 2016 08:14 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Uncle Vlad Putin at July 29, 2016 08:14 PM (Tyii7)
Heh. Within three weeks, it'll be referred to behind the scenes as the USS Astroglide.
Posted by: Qoheleth at July 29, 2016 08:14 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 08:15 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 08:13 PM (dciA+)
sorry, I phrased that wrong.
That hash is the one that is banned. cJrMO
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 29, 2016 08:15 PM (AIbmE)
(please, everyone ping my IP at once.)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
---------------
I would try to help you, but I have no idea what this means or how to accomplish it.
Good luck?
Posted by: Chi at July 29, 2016 08:15 PM (EEIG6)
Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 08:15 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Killerdog at July 29, 2016 08:15 PM (hAFh1)
Oh crap.
No one hate me cause I work there, okay? I'm a dirty contractor. I know nothin'.
Posted by: turambar at July 29, 2016 08:15 PM (ur33b)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 29, 2016 08:15 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Capt. Ramius at July 29, 2016 08:16 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 29, 2016 08:16 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: NBA Commissioner
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However, we will continue exhibition games in countries where gheys are stoned, political opponents are jailed, and abortion of female babies is encouraged.
NBA
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2016 08:16 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Qoheleth at July 29, 2016 08:14 PM (iIzG7)
USS Vaseline.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 29, 2016 08:16 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 08:15 PM (Z56vq)
Can we bless his heart?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 08:16 PM (kXoT0)
That'll get you charged with rape.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 08:16 PM (0mRoj)
I'm older and fatter now.
My boobies need to be covered for everyone's sake.
Somebody tell Chi that I don't even fit in my old soccer shorts anymore.
He'll be disappointed, but I don't care. He's a single guy with a miniature dog.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 08:17 PM (6gk0M)
How bout see if Putin will release Hillary's medical records and post them online.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 29, 2016 08:18 PM (5xDis)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 08:18 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 08:19 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 08:18 PM (rwI+c)
I thought it was "The Bro"?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2016 08:20 PM (3ZoRf)
I've shown you this before, but I guess it's still relevant...
http://www.glieberman.com/
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2016 08:20 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 08:20 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Zombie Abelard at July 29, 2016 08:20 PM (UPYhp)
Posted by: Chi at July 29, 2016 08:20 PM (EEIG6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:08 PM (1ZOkK)
You got to 'bing it'.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 29, 2016 08:20 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 29, 2016 08:20 PM (iQIUe)
NBA"
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2016 08:16 PM (RrDm2)
Politically Correct Jews.
Can you make a phone-call? I called the Pope, but I was put on Purgatory for over two hours.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 08:21 PM (6gk0M)
Yum
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 29, 2016 08:14 PM (C9pBZ)
Okay, this is how that shit works. A real "incident" from my past.
Girlfriend likes my bomber jacket, the USN G-1 leather flight jacket that I got from my Dad.
Week 1: "Cur, can I wear your leather jacket?"
Week 2: "Cur, I'm going to wear the leather jacket."
Week 3: "Hey, you can't wear that, it's mine."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2016 08:21 PM (LuZz8)
Jane D'oh, instead of us going to New York, let's send him a bus ticket
to Georgia. We can hug him and squeeze him and serve him peach cobbler
and banana pudding and barbecue.
Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 08:15 PM (Z56vq)
We'll catch him on one of his walks, throw a blanket over him, shove him in the back of an Uber, transfer him to an SUV, and when he wakes up from the horse tranquilizers, he'll be on a deserted beach off the GA coast.
Then, the plot thickens. Think of it as a Moronette 50 Shades of Ace.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:21 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 08:21 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 29, 2016 08:22 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Willy J. at July 29, 2016 08:22 PM (BZey7)
Posted by: ace at July 29, 2016 08:06 PM (dciA+)
Who, Grace Jones?
Posted by: grognard at July 29, 2016 08:08 PM (84WkV)
Red Sonja
Cersei Lannister
Brianne of Tarth
Posted by: Adriane the Male Lingerie Critic ... at July 29, 2016 08:23 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 29, 2016 08:23 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:21 PM (1ZOkK)
You are such a naughty girl.
He will eat this up.
Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 08:23 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 08:23 PM (rwI+c)
to Georgia. We can hug him and squeeze him and serve him peach cobbler
and banana pudding and barbecue.
Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 08:15 PM (Z56vq)
We'll
catch him on one of his walks, throw a blanket over him, shove him in
the back of an Uber, transfer him to an SUV, and when he wakes up from
the horse tranquilizers, he'll be on a deserted beach off the GA coast.
Then, the plot thickens. Think of it as a Moronette 50 Shades of Ace.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:21 PM (1ZOkK)<<<
**stands up**
I am Spartac-ace!
Posted by: Spartac-ace, wants banana pudding, peach cobbler, and bbq at July 29, 2016 08:23 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 08:20 PM (rwI+c)
I was at a pool when I with interest I saw a chubby girl walk by topless, her boobs bouncing and wobbling hypnotically.
Then I looked higher and realized it was a boy of about 14. /shudder
Dude, really.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 29, 2016 08:23 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:24 PM (1ZOkK)
Punch some holes in 'em, you can make them fishnet.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2016 08:24 PM (q7T0y)
Then, the plot thickens. Think of it as a Moronette 50 Shades of Ace."
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:21 PM (1ZOkK)
I need a sign-up sheet. --or at least a newsletter.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 08:24 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Willy J. at July 29, 2016 08:22 PM (BZey7)
Willing and a skirt works too.
Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2016 08:24 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 29, 2016 08:23 PM (iQIUe)
Such a dry sense of humor.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 29, 2016 08:24 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 08:25 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2016 07:41 PM (xo6p+)
My two cents is we need to get started and carry on regardless of what ace does.
(I hope he sticks around, for the record)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 29, 2016 08:25 PM (heN73)
Posted by: turambar at July 29, 2016 08:25 PM (ur33b)
Haiku threads, Deep Thought threads , Best of list threads, Chuck Norris facsimile threads( how would we have ever gotten the cougar condom without it) , etc.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 29, 2016 08:25 PM (MNgU2)
Mel said he was scared of those guys.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 08:25 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 29, 2016 08:23 PM (SRKgf)
Yes, the man boob situation in this country is out of control. It's all the soy and estrogen in the food. I have seen skinny guys with man boobs.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 08:25 PM (kXoT0)
Dude, really.
Posted by: Jay Guevara
All of a sudden, my school lunches aren't such a bad idea after all.
Posted by: Moochelle, FLOTUS at July 29, 2016 08:25 PM (UPYhp)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 29, 2016 08:25 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at July 29, 2016 08:26 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:26 PM (1ZOkK)
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:21 PM (1ZOkK)
You're going to make him an elegant dinner?
Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2016 08:26 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: madamemayhem at July 29, 2016 08:26 PM (WPm3x)
I liked the way it was paired with a misery thread.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 08:26 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Infidel at July 29, 2016 08:27 PM (KHLyV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:26 PM (1ZOkK)
He's on the street looking for an Uber driver with a Georgia accent.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 08:27 PM (kXoT0)
As usual my prediction was proven right.
Posted by: cm9000 at July 29, 2016 08:27 PM (Y/5qL)
Sexiest thing on a man? A towel. After a nice, hot shower.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:24 PM (1ZOkK)
I call my towel hook "Dean Martin".
Posted by: Dean Martin at July 29, 2016 08:27 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Sassy at July 29, 2016 08:27 PM (q7eWh)
Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2016 08:24 PM (bMG0w)
Good point. Willing is the most sexy for a guy.
Posted by: Willy J. at July 29, 2016 08:27 PM (BZey7)
It was funny. Never wore them but I laughed.
Posted by: Damiano at July 29, 2016 08:27 PM (71OEY)
I liked the way it was paired with a misery thread.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 08:26 PM (rwI+c)
Those with little-to-no capacity for happiness need a thread too.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 08:27 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 08:25 PM (kXoT0)
My Rx: G.Y.M.
And lots of it.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 29, 2016 08:27 PM (SRKgf)
Ace seems to have left? I wonder why?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:26 PM (1ZOkK)
He's on the street looking for an Uber driver with a Georgia accent.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 08:27 PM (kXoT0)
Lol.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:28 PM (1ZOkK)
Men are so silly.
Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 08:28 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 29, 2016 08:28 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2016 08:28 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: dissent555 at July 29, 2016 08:28 PM (GdgAM)
5. Lena Dunham's "bondage box"
4. Restroom in Hillary's RV
3. The Barrel on Pine-Sol day
2. Floor of the Republican National Convention
1. Target "Men's" Room
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2016 08:28 PM (q7T0y)
-Posted by: cm9000 at July 29, 2016 08:27 PM (Y/5qL)
You should have a radio show.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 08:28 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 29, 2016 08:29 PM (crGCi)
Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 08:29 PM (Z56vq)
Casting calls for the new Rocky Horror Picture Show are bound to happen soon, so get comfortable in your new skins, fellers!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 29, 2016 08:29 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Bob Dole at July 29, 2016 08:29 PM (P/kVC)
Yeah, lost a couple of nice polo brand button downs that way
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 29, 2016 08:29 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 08:30 PM (rwI+c)
So when did Hills start making all these goofy faces? Do they think that makes her look like a normal person bc it doesnt.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 29, 2016 08:30 PM (iQIUe)
But that being said, I do like the feel of silk.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 08:30 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Willy J. at July 29, 2016 08:30 PM (BZey7)
207
Ace seems to have left? I wonder why?
Maybe he doesn't like aggressive females.
Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 08:29 PM (Z56vq)
Moi? *fans self* He lives in New Yawk. I doubt he's running into too many dainty debs.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:30 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 29, 2016 08:31 PM (F1iXz)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 08:31 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 08:31 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 29, 2016 08:31 PM (C9pBZ)
Maybe he doesn't like aggressive females.
Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 08:29 PM (Z56vq)
Maybe he had to go punish the pope.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 29, 2016 08:31 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 08:32 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 08:32 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:32 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: McCool at July 29, 2016 08:32 PM (PhpHA)
Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 08:33 PM (Z56vq)
Sexiest thing on a man? A towel. After a nice, hot shower.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:24 PM (1ZOkK)
Actually, the sexiest thing on a man is Kate Upton. Unfortunately, she's not on THIS man. *grumblegrumble*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2016 08:33 PM (LuZz8)
My angel -and a few other very close friends - think it funny that I have winter and summer pajamas.
Love it when they borrow them.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 29, 2016 08:33 PM (DE2u4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2016 08:33 PM (q7T0y)
I used to date a girl who liked to get rowdy in wool knee socks. It was ... interesting.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 08:31 PM (rwI+c)
I dated a few girls who would club you for wearing socks to bed. Different strokes, different folks.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 08:33 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 29, 2016 08:30 PM (iQIUe)
I think she has a medical condition that is out of control due to stress and fatigue. She is not in good health and like many others, I speculate that the heavily padded oversized pantsuits are being used to hide medical equipment such as insulin or other types of medication pumps, body braces, and so on and so forth. Otherwise there is no reason to wear extremely expensive clothes that add 40 pounds when one is already lumpy and dumpy.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 08:33 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 29, 2016 08:33 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Fritz at July 29, 2016 08:33 PM (WYh6/)
Article suggestion: Jawas vs Ewoks. A chance for you to blow off steam and get your geek on with an objective pro/con on Jawa (scavenged and cobbled) tech vs the Ewok's wily but adorable ferocity.
No, really.
Posted by: doomed, now archly pronounced doom-ed with one pinkie raised at July 29, 2016 08:34 PM (hkF9G)
Maybe he had to go punish the pope.
Arrest the Riddler.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 08:32 PM (rwI+c)
Prompt the Porpoise.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2016 08:34 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 08:34 PM (pUDQf)
So you heat your house with wood?
Posted by: Willy J. at July 29, 2016 08:34 PM (BZey7)
Maybe he had to go punish the pope.
Arrest the Riddler.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 08:32 PM (rwI+c)
Prompt the Porpoise.
Honking on BoBo
Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 08:35 PM (Z56vq)
P.S., no one watches the 'whole' porn movie.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 08:34 PM (pUDQf)
Plot?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2016 08:35 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 08:35 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 08:36 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 08:36 PM (rwI+c)
-Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2016 08:35 PM (LuZz
He delivers more than the pizza?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 08:36 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Bill Clinton, screaming from the Outer Darkness at July 29, 2016 08:36 PM (rUc9h)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2016 07:55 PM (8ZskC)
Zorro, or Zorro, the Gay Blade?
NTTAWWT.
Posted by: Shai Dorsai! at July 29, 2016 08:36 PM (brIR5)
We had the new (9 month old) grandson over yesterday, as we do every week. I had a 14" cube box that I turned into his first "fort". He loved it and started using the walls to hoist himself onto his feet.
Somewhere down the road I'm gonna shock the shit out of his idiot mother by teaching him to respond with the phrase, "Don't oppress me with your gynocratic strictures, Mom!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 29, 2016 08:36 PM (BK3ZS)
Arrest the Riddler.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 08:32 PM (rwI+c)
Prompt the Porpoise.
Honking on BoBo
Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 08:35 PM (Z56vq)<<<
It's Ace, so... whack the 'wok.
Posted by: Spartac-ace, wants banana pudding, peach cobbler, and bbq at July 29, 2016 08:36 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Chi at July 29, 2016 08:36 PM (EEIG6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:37 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2016 08:37 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Willy J. at July 29, 2016 08:37 PM (BZey7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2016 08:37 PM (jO7js)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:37 PM (1ZOkK)
Us, sweet little us? Surely not!
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 08:38 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at July 29, 2016 08:38 PM (C9pBZ)
Pampering to me means a painful deep tissue massage from a possibly East German wench named Helga.
Also, an old fashioned straight razor shave from a 95 year old barber. I used to crack up when they offered to squeeze any blackheads you might have.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 08:38 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 29, 2016 08:38 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2016 08:38 PM (jO7js)
Moron lifestyle. Topics would be endless.
What everyone moron in the horde should wear
What drinks are in, what drinks make you appear liberal. What's a conservative man to drink?
Best whiskey for the moron on the go?
How to get drunk in a no beer stadium.
Good books to put on your coffee table to impress a female/male moron.
What male morons hate secretly hate about female moron behavior (so Buzzfeed!!).
What female morons wish male morons knew in the bedroom.
How to impress your boss moron without getting lipstick stains on his ass.
How to pick out colors that go together.
Endless..
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 08:38 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 29, 2016 08:38 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
David Tafuri
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2016 08:39 PM (jO7js)
I think Ace is secretly afraid of the 'ettes. We're not pushovers like the fem libs who think they're strong.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:37 PM (1ZOkK)
Us, sweet little us? Surely not!
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 08:38 PM (kXoT0)
heh
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:39 PM (1ZOkK)
I still have a copy of "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche."
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2016 08:39 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 29, 2016 08:39 PM (DE2u4)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 29, 2016 08:40 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Stu-22 at July 29, 2016 08:40 PM (rUc9h)
I feel bad for you guys. You really aren't allowed to pamper yoirselves the way women can without seeming weak or gay.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 08:36 PM (6IPEM)
When those Korean women get a hold of my feet, I quit caring. It's only when they upsell me on the manicure, that we have a difference of opinion.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 08:40 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Let's make him ambassador to a mooselimb country!
Posted by: Hillary! (Pandering, Drunk or both?) at July 29, 2016 08:40 PM (UPYhp)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 08:40 PM (rwI+c)
The 'Ette-Like Ladies were a pleasure!
"Hop in bed #3. I'll be over to turn you on in a minute"
-Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 08:41 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 29, 2016 08:41 PM (6Ll1u)
We had the new (9 month old) grandson over
yesterday, as we do every week. I had a 14" cube box that I turned into
his first "fort". He loved it and started using the walls to hoist
himself onto his feet.
Somewhere down the road I'm gonna shock the shit out of his idiot
mother by teaching him to respond with the phrase, "Don't oppress me
with your gynocratic strictures, Mom!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 29, 2016 08:36 PM (BK3ZS)
A fort, hmmmm? Gotta teach him some Monty Python French insults.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2016 08:41 PM (LuZz8)
quit caring. It's only when they upsell me on the manicure, that we have
a difference of opinion.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 08:40 PM (pUDQf)
Ever tried the 'body shampoo'?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 29, 2016 08:41 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 08:41 PM (qUNWi)
Good books to put on your coffee table to impress a female/male moron.
I still have a copy of "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche."
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2016 08:39 PM (q7T0y)
Real pajama boys make quiche for a party of five.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 08:42 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2016 08:35 PM
...............It starts with a pizza delivery.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 08:42 PM (dNwFH)
Posted by: JROD at July 29, 2016 08:42 PM (wnwJC)
Favorite chapter,
Harvesting the young sheep and handcrafting condoms.
I don't remember the friend who gifted me the book, but it's still priceless.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:42 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 08:42 PM (rwI+c)
Ever tried the 'body shampoo'?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 29, 2016 08:41 PM (P/kVC)
I just snorted beer out my nose, fucker.
One on every corner.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 08:42 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 08:28 PM (6gk0M)
You seem to have a long memory, and too hold onto grudges.
Posted by: cm9000 at July 29, 2016 08:42 PM (Y/5qL)
We call that the Overnight Open Thread. Colloquially, the ONT.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 08:43 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2016 08:43 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 08:36 PM
I pamper myself by having extra bacon for breakfast, better scotch and finer cigars. But mostly extra bacon. ;P
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 29, 2016 08:43 PM (qbnYE)
I put my good face cream on my husband's face. He doesn't care. I keep evian spray in the fridge by the pool and spray him with it. He couldn't care less.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2016 08:43 PM (eU/yZ)
Dammit, Janet.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 08:44 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Willy J. at July 29, 2016 08:44 PM (BZey7)
Well....hyeah....
duh
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 08:44 PM (qUNWi)
My heart went out to the poor Thai pedicurists.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:45 PM (1ZOkK)
Even when he goes to 7-Eleven??? :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2016 08:45 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Lonesome Cowboy Bernice at July 29, 2016 08:45 PM (BO/km)
-Posted by: cm9000 at July 29, 2016 08:42 PM (Y/5qL)
I was just kidding, Good Sir. I meant not to offend, but merely to give you a silly recall-poke.
We have interacted since then and as you'll recall, I've shown you no malice, amigo!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 08:45 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Eromero at July 29, 2016 08:45 PM (zLDYs)
It's called lingerie.
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 08:41 PM (qUNWi)
True dat.
When I was in Art School in Chicago, my roommate worked in a lingerie shop. One of the first things the shop manager trained her on was this, "There are certain customers who need the shop to themselves when they shop. So if I tell you that you are done for the day and to lock the door and put up the closed sign, I will be helping that customer to shop...for himself. I will still pay your for your shift, but, I need you to leave immediately because they all want to look like you and they never will."
We howled.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 08:45 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
What about Graham Chapman?
https://youtu.be/lW5RD90o3WA
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 29, 2016 08:46 PM (UPYhp)
If Ace comes down to Georgia I volunteer to take him fishing and
squirrel hunting. Also we can go get stuck in the mud if he wants.
Posted by: Lonesome Cowboy Bernice at July 29, 2016 08:45 PM (BO/km)
But first he must be "punished" by the 'ettes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:47 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 29, 2016 08:47 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: freaked at July 29, 2016 08:47 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: RioBravo at July 29, 2016 08:47 PM (NUqwG)
But first he must be "punished" by the 'ettes.
This means he says "adios" to all his back hair, doesn't it?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 29, 2016 08:48 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: The Chicken at July 29, 2016 08:48 PM (F1iXz)
Asking for my friend, Ace.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 08:31 PM (pUDQf)
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I know someone does. There was this trannie from SD who looked ridiculous. I found out he had a youtube channel and checked it out. He had all sorts of advice on push up bras. And you know I actually started liking the kid. Sure he's weird but he gave good bra advice.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 29, 2016 08:48 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 29, 2016 08:48 PM (AIbmE)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 29, 2016 08:48 PM (Nwg0u)
Nothing fixes shit like red clay, beer and strong women in daisy dukes on a sunny Saturday.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 08:49 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 08:49 PM (rwI+c)
Now, my husband thinks I'm "cute" in a little t-shirt.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:49 PM (1ZOkK)
Proper hydration is key.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 08:49 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 29, 2016 08:50 PM (6Ll1u)
Well, yes. But when you wrote in last Mondays thread that you had hit a plateau it got me thinking about my own experience.
I started at 260 and made it all the way down to 230 when the door slammed shut on any more weight loss. The thing is, while I wasn't losing in more weight, my pants kept getting more loose.
The mirror told the whole story.
Yeah, I still have some love handles to work on, but the point is my body had clearly hit a point where muscle growth had jumped over fat loss.
Bottom line, no more weight loss for me. Maybe you are at that point too?
Posted by: Dansgirls at July 29, 2016 08:50 PM (xBbs+)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 08:50 PM (dNwFH)
Tim Curry remains the only dude who gets a pass for wearing lingerie.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
What about Graham Chapman?
https://youtu.be/lW5RD90o3WA
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 29, 2016 08:46 PM (UPYhp)
I allow it. Monty gets a pass on everything.
Nothing will ever top black knight/white night.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 08:50 PM (pUDQf)
He will be passed around like a plate of Oysters Rockafeller.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 29, 2016 08:50 PM (jR7Wy)
Lotion is gay?
Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 08:50 PM (6IPEM)
Ace could use a good trip to the south. Get out of the liberal cesspool of New York.
Nothing fixes shit like red clay, beer and strong women in daisy dukes on a sunny Saturday.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 08:49 PM (pUDQf)
May I suggest football season when it is a little cooler.
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 29, 2016 08:51 PM (F1iXz)
'Rons - no matter how cute and sweet she is, NEVER let a woman shave you with a safety razor, unless you're really sure she knows what she's doing.
These kids grown up on multi-blade gizmos have no idea how to use them. And just go ahead and hide your real razor, 'cause she'll kill you with it for sure.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 29, 2016 08:51 PM (DE2u4)
We have interacted since then and as you'll recall, I've shown you no malice, amigo!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 08:45 PM (6gk0M)
OK, my apologies. Though sometimes it is hard to tell sarcasm from attacks.
Posted by: cm9000 at July 29, 2016 08:51 PM (Y/5qL)
Broken Mr. Happy.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 08:51 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 29, 2016 08:51 PM (JmjOe)
Ace, what about reviewing primary races coming up? People we hate and want to lose. Your favorite, Ms. Lisa MurCOWski, is having hers in August.
We need to money bomb her opponent.
Also, stink-ass McCain. Please, God, let him be beaten.
Posted by: Joanne at July 29, 2016 08:52 PM (hgBpU)
I wish I had all the money I've spent on really, really nice lingerie over the (many) years.
Now, my husband thinks I'm "cute" in a little t-shirt.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:49 PM (1ZOkK)
It's never about what's covering up your naughty bits. It's the naughty bits.
How to turn on a man: Show up naked with a 6-pack and a porterhouse.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 08:52 PM (pUDQf)
I think Ace needs to hold an "'Ettes Only" MoMee. Maybe at some estate in the Hamptons. Invitation only.
He will be passed around like a plate of Oysters Rockafeller.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 29, 2016 08:50 PM (jR7Wy)
Yes. And we all need to bring attractive, successful, single girlfriends. I've got several I'd bring.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 08:52 PM (1ZOkK)
When Mrs. Krebs and I began seeing each other I heard from her shortly thereafter that event meant it was time for her to buy all new underwear / lingerie.
Dummy that I am, I replied, "Wut?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 29, 2016 08:53 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Willy J. at July 29, 2016 08:53 PM (BZey7)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 29, 2016 08:53 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Seems legit at July 29, 2016 08:53 PM (U+nHb)
>> lingerie....
And a tie, maybe nothing but a tie. When done right, loosely tied.....
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 08:54 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 08:55 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Seems legit at July 29, 2016 08:53 PM (U+nHb)
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I think a review of all the relevant letters (LGBTQXYZ) is obviously needed but I am not going to provide it.
Posted by: RioBravo at July 29, 2016 08:56 PM (NUqwG)
Nothing fixes shit like red clay, beer and strong women in daisy dukes on a sunny Saturday.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 08:49 PM (pUDQf)
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I can't see Ace liking any southern state. He would be like a fish out of water. It's such a different culture. He would appreciate the laid back attitudes and good manners of southerners but I can't see him conversing with a redneck.
I grew up in Chicago and my family moved to TX when I was in 5th grade. I was all like what's wrong with these kids saying Ma'am and Sir and Excuse me all the time. I thought they were retarded or beaten a lot.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 08:56 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 08:56 PM (DW+jj)
A tip for the Horde:
'Rons - no matter how cute and sweet she is, NEVER let a woman shave
you with a safety razor, unless you're really sure she knows what she's
doing.
These kids grown up on multi-blade gizmos have no idea how to use
them. And just go ahead and hide your real razor, 'cause she'll kill you
with it for sure.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 29, 2016 08:51 PM (DE2u4)
Ha. I once had a very sexy older woman offer to shave my family jewels. Tempting as it was, I declined the offer. Safety razor, my balls and a drunk female wasn't my idea of a smart move.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 08:56 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius)
That and the "Wile E. Coyote."
(That's when you have to do it frantically before an anvil lands on you.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2016 08:57 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 29, 2016 08:57 PM (qbnYE)
-Posted by: cm9000 at July 29, 2016 08:51 PM (Y/5qL)
Love ya', Brother!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 08:57 PM (6gk0M)
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They ought to do an afternoon special.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 29, 2016 08:58 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 08:58 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 29, 2016 08:58 PM (BK3ZS)
And yet.. I had a friend who was a Yankee from New Hampshire who moved to Alabama in his twenties. He fit in perfectly. He even became a translator for his family when they visited.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 08:58 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 08:59 PM (rwI+c)
I'm willing to take that risk.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 29, 2016 08:59 PM (T/cxb)
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 08:59 PM (qUNWi)
be like a fish out of water. It's such a different culture. He would
appreciate the laid back attitudes and good manners of southerners but I
can't see him conversing with a redneck.
I grew up in Chicago and my family moved to TX when I was in 5th
grade. I was all like what's wrong with these kids saying Ma'am and Sir
and Excuse me all the time. I thought they were retarded or beaten a
lot.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 08:56 PM (6IPEM)
That made me chuckle! Truth be told, I'm a transplant from Ohio, so my original culture shock moving to Alabama was large. But I don't think you'll meet more honest people, good or bad. Southern women are something special.
And plenty of rednecks have a decent grasp on world affairs, despite the mud in their tire treads.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 08:59 PM (pUDQf)
Silk's asociation with finery and lingerie is soley due to its ability to be woven as a single fibre making relatively strong, thin, translucent fabrics possible. And its cost...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 29, 2016 08:59 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: JROD at July 29, 2016 08:59 PM (wnwJC)
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*looks at coffee table*
The Rifle Book, Jack O'Connor
Copies of American Rifleman and GCA Quarterly
Architects and Builders of North Carolina
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2016 08:59 PM (jO7js)
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Brokedick Mounting.
Maybe that's what Ace is watching right now...
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 29, 2016 09:00 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 29, 2016 09:00 PM (DE2u4)
God help me I lolled...
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 09:00 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 09:00 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 29, 2016 09:00 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 09:00 PM (Z56vq)
be like a fish out of water. It's such a different culture. He would
appreciate the laid back attitudes and good manners of southerners but I
can't see him conversing with a redneck.
I grew up in Chicago and my family moved to TX when I was in 5th
grade. I was all like what's wrong with these kids saying Ma'am and Sir
and Excuse me all the time. I thought they were retarded or beaten a
lot.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 08:56 PM (6IPEM)
I love ya, Elle, but for crying out loud, the South isn't back woods. I've lived in redneck hell in the Fox River Valley outside Chicago. A whiter, more racist place on earth.
We literally had "friends" in Chicago wondering how we would struggle getting back with the southern mouth breathers.
Gah. I love the South. After 6 1/2 years in Chicagoland, Atlanta wasn't far enough South. Yay! Savannah!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 09:01 PM (1ZOkK)
That would be one of those "white sauce" pizzas, wouldn't it?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 29, 2016 09:01 PM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 09:01 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 09:01 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 09:03 PM (9ym/8)
-Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 08:50 PM (6IPEM)
Unless you are an "ashy black" or masturbatory? --Yes.
A man never leaves the house smelling like orchids or whatever lotion smells like.
I smell like Dial soap and Old Spice, with a dash of Armani. A touch of Armani. Not a "splash", not a "body spray" of Armani...
One dab behind each ear and one dab at the top of each collarbone.
Cologne should be for those who want to get closer, not as a "Prey Trap of Piss".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 09:03 PM (6gk0M)
365 Even the words penile fracture make me cross my legs, oh, the horror.
Then you had better keep a great deal of distance between yourself and "testicular torsion".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 29, 2016 09:03 PM (BK3ZS)
And speaking of NYC I drive there last Thankgiving to visit a old friend and stayed almost a week in Manhattan. I'd never Bern there before but I was shocked by the number of beautiful women there and the severe shortage of decent looking men for the ladies. Furthermore, they are aggressive towards men or at least somebody who wears UGA and Braves baseball hats.
But the biggest shocker to me was from around 11am-2am every good looking dude was on TINDER.
Anyway, my friend and I decided I should not live or stay too long in big cities because there is WAY TOO MUCH EASILY OBTAINED TEMPTATIONS day and night. But I had a blast and the people there were friendly as fuck to me, probably because I'm from Georgia and not Atlanta.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 29, 2016 09:03 PM (a94gW)
@335 AlaBAMA-The perfect woman would be one that turns into a pizza after sex.
Posted by: JROD at July 29, 2016 08:59 PM (wnwJC)
Now you've turned it into the Bull Rider.
(Where you mount your favorite lady, tell her she's gained weight and try and hold on for eight seconds.)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 09:04 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: doomed at July 29, 2016 09:04 PM (hkF9G)
Posted by: JROD at July 29, 2016 09:04 PM (wnwJC)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 09:04 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 29, 2016 09:05 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 29, 2016 09:05 PM (jR7Wy)
Hey, it was just a shot in the dark.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 29, 2016 09:05 PM (T/cxb)
Bottom line, no more weight loss for me. Maybe you are at that point too?
Posted by: Dansgirls at July 29, 2016 08:50 PM (xBbs+)<<<
This is where body fat estimating scales come in handy. Although they're far from accurate versus caliper measurements, they are GREAT at measuring trends. So, if the weight loss plateaus, the BF readings will continue to decrease if increased muscle growth is occurring. And, they'll jump quite a bit if you're dehydrated.
I'll start reporting those on Mondays, too.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 29, 2016 09:06 PM (jV8Mq)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016
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I have family from NH. The first time they visited me in TX, they were really uncomfortable and felt so out of place. They had no ability to talk to my friends without seeming stiff and awkward and snobby.
The funniest thing was when the first time someone drove by me and waved and they were all like who is that?
Me: Idk
Them: Then why are they waving to you?
Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 09:06 PM (6IPEM)
I can see Ace in Miami with a house on one of those islands, beach front, he could sit out all day in his lawn chair and catch a breeze.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 29, 2016 09:06 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 09:06 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 29, 2016 09:06 PM (Nwg0u)
This is the Mittster today:
"You have to give Donald Trump credit, he was able to bring a rhetoric and a style that he had perfected over his career to the political sphere and connect with people and become the nominee. Despite the fact that I and a lot of other people thought he would not be an ideal nominee, he is."
Posted by: MTF at July 29, 2016 09:07 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: JROD at July 29, 2016 09:07 PM (wnwJC)
That is bad thing indeed. Very painful.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 09:07 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 09:08 PM (rwI+c)
Jeezus. That's doesn't sound exactly "minor."
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 09:08 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 08:15 PM (Z56vq)
Um, can I get in on this? Can't seem to get that here in Texas.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 29, 2016 09:08 PM (Vhg+d)
Me: Idk
Them: Then why are they waving to you?
Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 09:06 PM (6IPEM)
Exactly.
I wave to everyone. Hold the door for everyone. Ladies go first. Old people first. You stop to help anyone with the hood up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 09:08 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 09:09 PM (rwI+c)
Wouldn't wear lingerie which isn't necessarily teh ghey but is totally tranny.
But I do like a pretty bath once in a while.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2016 09:09 PM (EZebt)
The funniest thing was when the first time someone drove by me and waved and they were all like who is that?
Me: Idk
Them: Then why are they waving to you?
I experienced the same thing during my five years in SC. It was easy to get used to and it was nice. The same thing seldom happened in VA during my eleven years there.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 29, 2016 09:10 PM (BK3ZS)
Male lingerie is just a no. Not even the banana hammock. Just be a dude and don't stink. That's really enough.
Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at July 29, 2016 09:10 PM (KkVB6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 09:10 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: fluffy at July 29, 2016 09:10 PM (eiFlk)
Me: Idk
Them: Then why are they waving to you?
Posted by: L, Elle
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Where I come from, you lift your forefinger from the steering wheel as a 'hello' as you pass on the road.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2016 09:10 PM (jO7js)
Bao takes good care of me.
Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 09:11 PM (Z56vq)
The funniest thing was when the first time someone drove by me and waved and they were all like who is that?
Me: Idk
Them: Then why are they waving to you?
Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 09:06 PM (6IPEM)We had the same thing happen here with friends visiting from Chicagoland. They'd see us waving at people, and people waving back, and they were, "Do you KNOW those people???"
No. We're just friendly here.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 09:11 PM (1ZOkK)
-Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 09:08 PM (pUDQf)
While I don't wave at anyone except law enforcement, otherwise, we call that "Cleveland".
People were nonplussed to learn that we don't burn our own town when we win a Championship.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 09:11 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 29, 2016 09:06 PM (Nwg0u)
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I've seen that but was told it was caused by exhausted tail muscles. Dogs use their tails as rudders when in water. When they are swimming all day, it gets exhausted, and yes it comes back and it is good as new. :0
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 29, 2016 09:11 PM (iQIUe)
There is basically no such thing as too much lubrication.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 09:12 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 29, 2016 09:12 PM (T/cxb)
Posted by: fluffy at July 29, 2016 09:12 PM (eiFlk)
Onward.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 09:12 PM (9ym/8)
That is minor surgery? What part of your leg was cut off?
Posted by: cm9000 at July 29, 2016 09:12 PM (Y/5qL)
I looked around thinking her husband was walking out of the store.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 09:12 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 09:13 PM (rwI+c)
So you can see that there ain't no gun in that hand. The other hand's either on the wheel or holding a beer.
Posted by: freaked at July 29, 2016 09:13 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 29, 2016 09:13 PM (hR1Jj)
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2016 09:10 PM (jO7js)
We do that every time we walk through the Municipal Parkways, except with a "hello!" If they are older, it is "Hello." If they are younger, it is "'sup?"
Polite and nice throughout the suburbs of Cleveland.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 09:14 PM (6gk0M)
I'd be in the grocery store and smile at someone, and they'd give me a look like I was some sort of predator. I learned quickly not to smile or speak to someone you didn't know.
After a couple of months, I told my husband, "My soul is dying up here."
I lasted 5 1/2 more years. And they nearly killed me. Cold, cold, people we lived with as neighbors.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 09:14 PM (1ZOkK)
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That's so funny, Slap. I have a sensitive nose so I can't stand heavily perfumed stuff. Anything I use on my body is unscented. I use Ivory soap and only when I have to get dressed up I wear a really weak rose water perfume.
I was out dressed down and the guy behind me in line at the grocery store got weirdly close to me and I gave him a look and said Uh, is everything okay? He laughed and apologized and asked me what perfume I was wearing so he could buy it for his wife bc I smelled great. I told him Ivory soap. It must be a guy thing.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 09:15 PM (6IPEM)
front, he could sit out all day in his lawn chair and catch a breeze.
In one of those one piece bathing suits they wore in the 20's like the famous pic of Al Capone in Florida while the St. Valentines Day Massacre was going on.
Posted by: dartist at July 29, 2016 09:15 PM (3zi7q)
Posted by: cm9000 at July 29, 2016 09:16 PM (Y/5qL)
ONE TIME IN GREECE IDI WAS TRYING ON SOME VICTORIA'S SECRET SILKY STUFF, HOSE, GARTERS AND A NEGLIGE, AND SOME SWARTHY IRANIAN'S CAME IN.
THEY STARTED GIVING IDI THE COME HITHER EYES AND ASKED HIM TO MODEL SOME STUFF FOR THEM, WHICH HE DID.
CRAZY AFRICAN BASTARD ENDED UP WITH A VACATION IN DUBAI, 2 ROLEX'S AND A RAGING CASE OF GOAT HERPES...
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MAN MUFF at July 29, 2016 09:16 PM (qcmqL)
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Brokedick Mounting.
Maybe that's what Ace is watching right now...
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 29, 2016 09:00 PM (jR7Wy)
You know he did see Brokeback Mountain. He even reviewed it.
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/147276.php
Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2016 09:16 PM (bMG0w)
Onward.
==============================
So that's how this "unity" thing si supposed to work?
Posted by: Hillary=> and Uncle Bernie at July 29, 2016 09:17 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 09:13 PM
.....Nah He's more like Eddie Haskell channeling Paul Ryan.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 09:17 PM (dNwFH)
I'm sure he nothing to do with it. No email or Twitter or anything back then.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 09:18 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 29, 2016 09:18 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 09:18 PM (qUNWi)
416 >>>> I smell like Dial soap
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That's so funny, Slap. I have a sensitive nose so I can't stand heavily perfumed stuff. Anything I use on my body is unscented. I use Ivory soap and only when I have to get dressed up I wear a really weak rose water perfume.
I was out dressed down and the guy behind me in line at the grocery store got weirdly close to me and I gave him a look and said Uh, is everything okay? He laughed and apologized and asked me what perfume I was wearing so he could buy it for his wife bc I smelled great. I told him Ivory soap. It must be a guy thing.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 09:15 PM (6IPEM)
Possibly a creep that gets off sniffing women and that's his go to excuse.
Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2016 09:18 PM (bMG0w)
Jeezus. That's doesn't sound exactly "minor."
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A very small part. One of my moles was growing so out of an excess of caution it was removed and will be biopsied but doctor anticipates no problem.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 29, 2016 09:18 PM (Nwg0u)
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2016 09:10 PM (jO7js)
Just being friendly, brother!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 29, 2016 09:19 PM (wYnyS)
My father was a gregarious man, much, much more than I am or will ever be. He could strike up a conversation with anyone.
I the past year or so I have begun saying, "I thank you", rather than just, "thank you". It amazes me how that slight change makes people much more willing to strike up a conversation, as well as for me to continue it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 29, 2016 09:19 PM (BK3ZS)
The thing that killed my soul in Chicagoland, was my outgoing spirit and friendliness was shunned by the locals.
I'd
be in the grocery store and smile at someone, and they'd give me a look
like I was some sort of predator. I learned quickly not to smile or
speak to someone you didn't know.
After a couple of months, I told my husband, "My soul is dying up here."
I lasted 5 1/2 more years. And they nearly killed me. Cold, cold, people we lived with as neighbors.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 09:14 PM (1ZOkK)
I've tried to explain that to southerners who've encountered the same thing. They thought all northerners were rude assholes. I told them they were actually great people, salt of the earth and would break their back to help you, but they are very wary of strangers, because big cities teach you that. You have to know someone for a while before you let your guard down.
You don't make eye contact with someone walking down a city street. That's how muggings happen, we were taught. So when a southerner says
'Hay man" to someone, people up north think you're an alien.
Another reason I won't move back. I appreciate the open, southern style. Some random stranger can make your day in the south.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 09:20 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 09:20 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 09:14 PM
...Just be glad you made it out alive. I was there for business a few months back and drove. I got lost in a really, really shitty neighborhood. I don't know where I was, but I was not only obviously not welcomed. One guy did make me laugh though. He looked at me and actually said. "Why are you here?" I thought about a witty reply. Then I thought better of it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 09:20 PM (dNwFH)
Posted by: MTF at July 29, 2016 09:21 PM (/m8T6)
Silks does indeed breath well! Its cost aside, silk is quite likely the perfect fabric for any use... Cotton for towels, and some others, but that's it!
Don't get me started now on gossamer! I've read recently that someone is making a line of ballistic armour from gossamer now...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 29, 2016 09:21 PM (kP16F)
I'm not so sure. Has anyone ever seen Ace and Al together? Curious.
Posted by: dartist at July 29, 2016 09:21 PM (3zi7q)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 09:21 PM (9ym/8)
I love you guys.
Prayers, please, for our son and his kind, generous heart, putting up a former boss fresh out of jail for threatening his MS wife.
Husband and I are all out of "Look out for yourself, son."
Jeebus. Son plans to bring former boss to our church on Sunday. Funny, a Jewish guy found God in jail and now wants to attend a Protestant church.
Gah. Tired. Sad.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 09:21 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2016 09:18 PM
........Thanks for blowing my cover!
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 09:22 PM (dNwFH)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 29, 2016 09:10 PM (BK3ZS)
Let me guess, NoVA, right?
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 29, 2016 09:22 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Chitown-Jerry at July 29, 2016 09:22 PM (UpGcq)
Off to bed for me.
I love you guys.
Prayers, please, for
our son and his kind, generous heart, putting up a former boss fresh out
of jail for threatening his MS wife.
Husband and I are all out of "Look out for yourself, son."
Jeebus.
Son plans to bring former boss to our church on Sunday. Funny, a Jewish
guy found God in jail and now wants to attend a Protestant church.
Gah. Tired. Sad.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 09:21 PM (1ZOkK)
This too shall pass. Positive outlook, Mrs. D'oh.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 09:22 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 29, 2016 09:23 PM (ohu8+)
Goodnight, fellow babies. Chinatown for breakfast and then a bbq in Joy-zee; annual college radio reunion.
Vaya con carne and keep it IS-real.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2016 09:23 PM (9P3OG)
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That's my go-to excuse.
Posted by: MTF at July 29, 2016 09:23 PM (/m8T6)
He was doing something and went to step over a rotating PTO shaft (no guards) on a tractor, stationary driving some PTO powered thing.
He straddled the shaft too closely, and it caught his pants. It ripped his testicles off. The penis was saved, but needed repair.
His scrotum was a mess. They managed to save the testicles, and embedded them back in his body so he'd have the proper hormone balance. Without them, he'd be, well, what the trannys are going for, and would need constant T injections and other stuff.
He was the guy known as that guy with his balls in his stomach. He was sterile, no sperm could get to where it was supposed to.
Now, they probably could do scrotum reconstruction or something. Hell, might even keep him from being sterile, but I don't know.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 09:24 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 09:24 PM (dNwFH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2016 09:24 PM (q7T0y)
Who should break the silence? Is it ever any use to tell a friend when they've hurt us? Especially if they already know?
Please advise.
Posted by: Tits McGee at July 29, 2016 09:24 PM (mLfDQ)
I picked one to send them from Amazon as a thank you.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2016 09:25 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: MTF at July 29, 2016 09:25 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2016 09:26 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 09:26 PM (6IPEM)
Visiting NYC. Walking down the street. No one make's eye contact. There are so many people trying to move down the sidewalk that if you stopped to "pardon me" or "how do you do" or "good morning..........you'd never get anywhere or get anything done.
Know some great New Yorkers but they're not big on casual visiting.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 09:26 PM (9ym/8)
Every once in a while, it's a good idea to leave the safety equipment in place.
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 29, 2016 09:26 PM (wYnyS)
A few years back, my wife had a new scent. I knew it smelled familiar. I
asked if she got new perfume. Affirmative was her reply. Then I
realized the smell. It was the same perfume my Mom wore. Yea, ahh no.
Give it to my Mom I said or throw it away, but yea. Not gonna happen.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 09:24 PM (dNwFH)
Show's how clueless I was as a young man, but I once bought some expensive perfume for a relatively new girlfriend at the time. She liked it and before I knew it, I had told her a stripper I knew wore it and I liked it so much I bought it for her.
Yeah, I was a dipshit.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 09:26 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 09:27 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Fritz at July 29, 2016 09:27 PM (WYh6/)
Possibly a creep that gets off sniffing women and that's his go to excuse.
============================
That's my go-to excuse.
Posted by: MTF at July 29, 2016 09:23 PM (/m8T6)
Mine too. Is is really my fault for noticing when a woman smells good?
Posted by: cm9000 at July 29, 2016 09:27 PM (Y/5qL)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 09:28 PM (6IPEM)
I need advice, morons. A friend of mine did something kinda mean to me
and hasn't spoken to me in a week. I also haven't spoken to the friend.
Who should break the silence? Is it ever any use to tell a friend when they've hurt us? Especially if they already know?
Please advise.
Posted by: Tits McGee at July 29, 2016 09:24 PM (mLfDQ)
Life is short. Get over it quick. Immediately be honest and move on.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 29, 2016 09:28 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: George LeS at July 29, 2016 09:28 PM (FkGpr)
One, I wouldn't come to the horde for advice.
Two, advice is a dangerous thing, even from the wise to the wise.
and Three, there are so many variables that I couldn't even tell you what I would do without pretty much knowing every detail.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 09:28 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at July 29, 2016 09:28 PM (VM6Mp)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 29, 2016 09:28 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: freaked at July 29, 2016 09:28 PM (BO/km)
Frankly it's the latter that are far more dangerous. The aggressive types you can track fine, it's the genteel ones that sneak up on you and by the time you realize what's up...it's far, far too late.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at July 29, 2016 09:28 PM (vyqqu)
You know he did see Brokeback Mountain. He even reviewed it.
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/147276.php
Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2016 09:16 PM (bMG0w)
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Ha! I can see him rocking back and forth in a dark room saying that over and over...
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 29, 2016 09:28 PM (jR7Wy)
Who should break the silence? Is it ever any use to tell a friend when they've hurt us? Especially if they already know?
Please advise.
Posted by: Tits McGee at July 29, 2016 09:24 PM
...Do it. Same thing happened to me. Buddy knew he fckd me over. We were supposed to be doing a hiking trip. He cancels like 2 weeks before and it fcked me because nobody else could go. No prob, stuff happens. I find out later that he cancelled so he could go fishing with his boss. Had he just told me that, no biggie. I never said anything and it festered. We were longtime friends and it ended it. We are still social etc. but it basically ruined our friendship and it sucks. Don't let it fester.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 09:29 PM (dNwFH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 09:29 PM (rwI+c)
That seems a little creepy, but I'm only as forward as I'm comfortable with.
...I've watched "dudes" be rude and crude with success. I never liked that because my Father was never rude, nor crude.
I can be quite "forward", but without positive reaction? I move-on. Also, in that instance I am most always on stage for an occasion; and with another goal in-mind. ...finishing the show and having things in-order.
...mostly for "Bare-As-You-Dare" competitions, but don't hold that against me.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 09:29 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 29, 2016 09:30 PM (BK3ZS)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/z5l9bmt
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 29, 2016 09:30 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 09:31 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 09:31 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 29, 2016 09:32 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 29, 2016 09:32 PM (GckyN)
But you have to say it in an off-hand kind of way not a hey now kind of way.
But then I've never worked in a corporation thank god.
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 09:32 PM (qUNWi)
Mr. T is the guy with my balls in his stomach.
Posted by: the guy who says, "Mr. T ate my balls!" at July 29, 2016 09:32 PM (ohu8+)
Go Tribe!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 09:31 PM (6gk0M)
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The House of David is playing?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 29, 2016 09:32 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Eromero at July 29, 2016 09:32 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: MTF at July 29, 2016 09:33 PM (/m8T6)
They should know and you don't need to contact them. I've hurt friends in the past, didn't mean to, but realized a stupid comment or slight later and thought "shit."
Vice versa.
Depending on how deep it was, may take some time .
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 09:34 PM (9ym/8)
UNLESS "nuke it from space" seems like reasonable advice.
Posted by: freaked at July 29, 2016 09:34 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 09:29 PM (dNwFH)
Probably the most reasonable course of action is don't let it fester. If it can't be resolved quickly forget it and move on.
The answer might change if this person isan acquaintance, that would help you move;a friend, that would help you move...bodies; or
a true friend you can call that will show up at your house at 3 AM with a bag of lime and a shovel and not ask questions!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 29, 2016 09:34 PM (wYnyS)
Go Tribe
====================
bases still loaded. heheh. Go get 'em Tribe!
Go ahead run scores!
Posted by: MTF at July 29, 2016 09:35 PM (/m8T6)
Please advise.
Posted by: Tits McGee
Life is short. Learn to live and love without them but be prepared to forgive them if they care enough about you (and not themselves) to call and apologize.
I had a friend for a couple of decades who used to say the most outrageous shit to me sometimes (belittled my politics, religion and talents) and I wouldn't talk to him for months. Eventually he would call me up and act as if no time had passed and nothing had happened. About 3 years ago he did it again and I didn't take his calls afterwards. Never felt better. Similar to when my Ex remarried and moved away and quit calling me in the middle of the night. Peaceful. Happy.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at July 29, 2016 09:35 PM (VM6Mp)
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 09:36 PM (qUNWi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZQY902xQcw
This stage landed on the drone ship on May 5 after launching a satellite to geosynchronous transfer orbit. It re-entered at high speed and suffered enough damage from atmospheric heating that it will not be reflown, but used for ground testing.
According to NASASpaceflight.com, a second full-duration test firing was conducted today! This is a major milestone towards actually reflying these stages on new missions.
Here's the webcast of this stage's flight on May 5. The landing is between 27-30 minutes into the video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bMeDj76ig
Posted by: rickl at July 29, 2016 09:36 PM (sdi6R)
It's worth the risk. It's good excercise for your sammich maker.
And...What about the other half?
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2016 09:36 PM (g6CBe)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 29, 2016 09:30 PM (BK3ZS)
I'm surprised at that, but then I grew up in Southern Virginia when it was still Virginia.
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 29, 2016 09:36 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 29, 2016 09:05 PM (rwI+c
Dear Lord that is painful. The last time I excercised in anyway wearing boxers.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 29, 2016 09:37 PM (a94gW)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 29, 2016 09:37 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: My Sharia Moor (Now in Chicago but not garbage people) at July 29, 2016 09:37 PM (Ypec2)
Am I the last person east of the Mississippi that still hangs laundry on the clothesline?
If my neighbors offer to let me use the dryer one more time, I'm going postal.
I told you 3× now - my dryer works perfectly! I just like to use a clothesline!
Posted by: Chi at July 29, 2016 09:37 PM (EEIG6)
Posted by: dartist at July 29, 2016 09:38 PM (3zi7q)
Who should break the silence? Is it ever any use to tell a friend when they've hurt us? Especially if they already know?
Please advise."
-Posted by: Tits McGee at July 29, 2016 09:24 PM (mLfDQ)
The qualifier "kinda" means that you should bide your time and forgive. Forgive, but don't forget.
Take an opportunity to prank or chide your buddy when an opportunity presents itself.
Otherwise, let it go. Don't let it ride your brain any longer. Forgiveness is sweeter than it sounds.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 09:38 PM (6gk0M)
======================
Waynesboro?
I am a proud graduate of Westwood Elementary School.
Posted by: MTF at July 29, 2016 09:38 PM (/m8T6)
Just got in a blistering discussion with a Hillary person in my life
Furious about Trump asking Russia to release the Hillary emails
I point out they already have them, why should they know what's in them and we don't
He explodes that it's a security breach. I pointed out it already happened a long time ago.
Wasn't it a security breach then?
He storms that he shouldn't be asking a foreign security service to release them
I ask which is the bigger issue. That she allowed it to happen or that he asked for them
Storms away
Posted by: ThunderB at July 29, 2016 09:39 PM (zOTsN)
Because every woman gets moist over men's lingerie.
A welding jacket, preferably one that smells of welding smoke, FTW. A machinist's apron, with a hint of coolant, works well, but leaves the younger ones puzzled.
Posted by: Arbalest at July 29, 2016 09:39 PM (FlRtG)
Do you also have a jug of moonshine and a banjo.
*See there, I thought that was funny............but I may have pissed Chi off. I guess we'll know in a few days. "
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 09:39 PM (9ym/8)
Could be that being"hurt" is not dissimilar to shopping for men's lingerie?
Just spitballin, here.....
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 29, 2016 09:39 PM (GckyN)
Posted by: ALH at July 29, 2016 09:40 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 29, 2016 09:40 PM (wYnyS)
A tool belt and some sawdust should work just fine.
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2016 09:40 PM (g6CBe)
-Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 29, 2016 09:32 PM (jR7Wy)
Oy Vey! What with the misinterpretations, already!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 09:41 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: dartist at July 29, 2016 09:38 PM
.....True story. My in-laws who live in Northern MN called me one day and asked if we had the keys to their house. Why I asked? He said they were going to Florida for 2 weeks and figured they should probably lock it. He couldn't find his keys. We realized that it had been 10 years or more that he hadn't locked his door. LOL.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 09:41 PM (dNwFH)
Storms away
Posted by: ThunderB
It's extremely cruel to use logic in a discussion with a Liberal. It's like the Fa Side cartoon: All they hear is "Blah blah blah blah Ginger! blah blah"
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at July 29, 2016 09:41 PM (VM6Mp)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 29, 2016 09:41 PM (kP16F)
Hillary told the FBI there was no work related emails deleted, and that's what we're talking out here, the deleted emails. Ask him if Hillary was lying then or lying now.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 09:41 PM (rwI+c)
What a fool to waste that opportunity. He probably could have gotten a sex change without the usual required 1 year living as a woman, and gender dysphoria diagnosis.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 29, 2016 09:41 PM (ohu8+)
All Americans should hope they release those emails, or she does. The longer they are secret the more ominous it becomes.
Posted by: MTF at July 29, 2016 09:41 PM (/m8T6)
Wtf
Posted by: ThunderB at July 29, 2016 09:42 PM (zOTsN)
This is why I don't have any friends.
How do you feel about revenge?
I'm kidding. About the second thing anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 09:42 PM (0mRoj)
-Posted by: Chi at July 29, 2016 09:37 PM (EEIG6)
I used to play soccer.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 09:42 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 09:43 PM (dNwFH)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at July 29, 2016 09:43 PM (vyqqu)
I believe I shall have to devote a bit of my gold bar supply - sunken in high alpine lakes and protected by zombie SS stormtroopers - will have to be devoted to 'reeducating' the BernieBots.
And by 'reeducating' I mean using for medical experiments!
Huma! Wake Mengele out of Cryo! It's lampshade time!
Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 29, 2016 09:43 PM (qcmqL)
Posted by: Zombie David Carradine at July 29, 2016 09:43 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 09:41 PM (rwI+c)
Yeah, and the FBI already recovered some classified work emails that she deleted.
She lied about everything for more than a year, but no one cares.
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 29, 2016 09:44 PM (ozZau)
Some Truths are more useful than others.
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2016 09:44 PM (g6CBe)
Happy Friday. Thank goodness for two days off.
If any man I'm with wears linger(g)ie, I'm running away. Fast.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 29, 2016 09:44 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 29, 2016 09:44 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Hulk Hogan at July 29, 2016 09:44 PM (0mRoj)
I had to look at a picture of fractured penis. It turns black and blue. If not fixed surgically, you're in for a world of hurt.
And luckily, it's very rare all total. About 16 cases per year (whether that's just in the US or some other subset, I don't know).
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 09:45 PM (DW+jj)
Wtf
Posted by: ThunderB at July 29, 2016 09:42 PM
......Oh they know. They know. Admitting it, well, that's another. Team Scrunt told the FBI no thanks in helping figure out who hacked her campaign because they were investigating the SOS thing. She didn't want them snooping around and told them to piss off. Yea, she's sooooooo concerned with national security.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 09:45 PM (dNwFH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 09:45 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2016 09:45 PM (g6CBe)
Posted by: Thatch at July 29, 2016 09:45 PM (pBZp4)
One thing that I could never understand is how they could leave this big ball of keys in the ignition and NO ONE stole the damn thing.
Posted by: dartist at July 29, 2016 09:45 PM (3zi7q)
All Americans should hope they release those emails, or she does. The longer they are secret the more ominous it becomes.
Posted by: MTF
Yep. If the info is serious, she's compromised. The intel community tends to not like compromised personnel in any position.
On the other hand, we already know that the email could contain a video of her eating children, and the MSM/Left wouldn't care.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 29, 2016 09:45 PM (8GNw0)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 09:46 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 29, 2016 09:46 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2016 09:46 PM (g6CBe)
That subset being Florida and Germany.
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 09:46 PM (qUNWi)
The moonshine is in a mason jar. And the closest to a banjo I have is a 30 year old Ibanez acoustic guitar that hasn't left it's hardcase in 15 or 20 years. I found out too late that I have absolutely zero inherent talent for stringed instruments.
But, with enough 'shine, I will along. Loudly.
Posted by: Chi at July 29, 2016 09:47 PM (EEIG6)
Lighten up, Francis.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 09:47 PM (9ym/8)
That subset being Florida and Germany.
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 09:46 PM (qUNWi)
Don't count out California. They's freaky out there.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 09:47 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 09:47 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 09:36 PM (qUNWi)
Unless it was a shot to the nuts
Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2016 09:47 PM (bMG0w)
*nods sadly*
Posted by: Zombie David Carradine
Now, that's a guy who could have used some fapping dos and don'ts.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 29, 2016 09:47 PM (Nwg0u)
-Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 09:45 PM (dNwFH)
Meanwhile, Tr...
*stops typing*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 09:47 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 29, 2016 09:48 PM (lNcD6)
Is that what happens when you're banned from there? I thought you just got a message, 'you've been suspended.'
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 29, 2016 09:48 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: dartist at July 29, 2016 09:45 PM
Usually because everyone knows everybody and they know what kind of vehicle you drive. That and many of them are armed to the hilt. Kind of a nice combo! My FIL does have a fool proof system now though, he leaves a key under the mat. Shhhh don't tell anyone, nobody will ever look there!
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 09:48 PM (dNwFH)
Vice Grips are a Gateway Tool.
Posted by: Pneumatic Fappers of America at July 29, 2016 09:48 PM (g6CBe)
mostly"
Are we slamming them in the car day at a disproportionate rate?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 09:48 PM (9ym/8)
I'm guessing it's for dude on dude and that Barry's modeling some for Reggie right now
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 29, 2016 09:49 PM (auHtY)
Does that work? Er .. asking for a friend.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 09:49 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 29, 2016 09:46 PM (kP16F)
*****
It is never safe to do that.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 29, 2016 09:50 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 29, 2016 09:50 PM (zOTsN)
Story time:
A master and a novice monk were making their way to the monastery when they came across a noblewoman and her entourage on the bank of a river.
They were stuck because the coolies weren't able to carry her across in her palanquin without leaving some of the other things they were carrying behind.
The master, hearing this, crouched down and let the lady sit on his shoulders, and ordered the novice to help her entourage with her things.
He forded the river with great difficulty. On the other bank, he knelt and she climbed off, yelled to her attendants to hurry up, and then pushed the master with her foot, making him fall into the mud.
Master and novice continue their journey in silence. They stop for the night half way up a mountain.
Master asks the novice why he's so quiet. Novice says he's furious ovwr the way that woman acted. Can't believe she didn't appreciate what he, the master, had done for her.
'My son,' said the master, 'I stopped carrying her when I reached the other sode of that river. Why did you carry her up this mountain? '
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 29, 2016 09:50 PM (MhPm/)
Posted by: Meremortal, formerly known as q at July 29, 2016 09:50 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at July 29, 2016 09:43 PM (vyqqu)
Protip: if you get it removed proactively, you no longer have to agonize by imagining how it wout feel to have it mutilated.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 29, 2016 09:50 PM (ohu8+)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 09:50 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 09:50 PM (dNwFH)
You have to be very careful when the couch has one of those built-in recliners.
Posted by: Just some couchfucker at July 29, 2016 09:51 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 09:46 PM (0mRoj)
I can see I've stumbled into an...interesting...conversation.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 29, 2016 09:51 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 29, 2016 09:46 PM (kP16F)"
*****
-It is never safe to do that.
-Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 29, 2016 09:50 PM (YLidQ)
^This^
Not only that, but you should remove some "updates" and settings. Let me find the video for you...
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 09:52 PM (6gk0M)
Bleed, bleed, poor country!
Great tyranny! lay thou thy basis sure,
For goodness dare not cheque thee: wear thou
thy wrongs;
The title is affeer'd! Fare thee well, lord:
I would not be the villain that thou think'st
For the whole space that's in the tyrant's grasp,
And the rich East to boot.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 09:52 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: JROD at July 29, 2016 09:52 PM (wnwJC)
...
...I promised the flaming emus the weekend off. Don't make me go back on my word...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at July 29, 2016 09:52 PM (vyqqu)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 09:53 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 29, 2016 09:53 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: JROD at July 29, 2016 09:52 PM (wnwJC)
****
Greater than thirty strokes/minute?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 29, 2016 09:53 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 09:50 PM (dNwFH)
Goodbye Horses
Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 09:53 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 09:54 PM (dNwFH)
endingthefed.com/yoko-ono-i-had-an-affair-with- hillary-clinton-in-the-70s.html
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 29, 2016 09:54 PM (i6Yqt)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 29, 2016 09:54 PM (dNwFH)
Bon voyage!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 09:55 PM (0mRoj)
I saw Phantom Morning Wood open for The Butthole Surfers at the very first Lollapalooza in Phoenix.
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2016 09:55 PM (g6CBe)
I read there was a least one dude who broke his dick titty banging. It says he fractured it by ramming into her sternum.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 09:55 PM (DW+jj)
Let them go, they're rolling.
The neighborhood Muslims will love it.
Posted by: Meremortal, formerly known as q at July 29, 2016 09:55 PM (3myMJ)
Settings you need and a program to download:
http://tinyurl.com/z63rnbr
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 09:56 PM (6gk0M)
I saw Phantom Morning Wood open for The Butthole Surfers at the very first Lollapalooza in Phoenix.
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2016 09:55 PM (g6CBe)
Shouldn't that be the other way round? Just sayin'.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 09:56 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: JROD at July 29, 2016 09:56 PM (wnwJC)
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2016 09:57 PM (g6CBe)
Well if the neighbors call 911 because it sounds like someone is being dismembered you might be masturbating too aggressively.
Posted by: Just some couchfucker at July 29, 2016 09:57 PM (BO/km)
-Posted by: JROD at July 29, 2016 09:52 PM (wnwJC)
When your lap looks like a hate-crime.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 09:57 PM (6gk0M)
Now he looks like a chupacabra.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 09:57 PM (9ym/8)
I suppose we've chosen the form of our destructor for this evening's ONT now, haven't we?
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 29, 2016 09:57 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 09:53 PM (0mRoj)
I believe South Park covered this when they had Mr. Garrison become Mrs. Garrison. Its not actually chopped off. "You mean I'm not really a woman? I'm just a man with a mutilated Penis?!"
Posted by: buzzion at July 29, 2016 09:57 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Johnny Homeimprovement at July 29, 2016 09:57 PM (3RmRf)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 09:57 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: JROD at July 29, 2016 09:52 PM (wnwJC)
Eye Contact.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 29, 2016 09:58 PM (lNcD6)
I had to look at a picture of fractured penis. It turns black and blue. If not fixed surgically, you're in for a world of hurt.
Posted by: publius
------------------
True story:
When I first started dating "J," her son was 4.
Not long after he turned 5, I hear"OMG! Chi! Come look at this - what do I do?
Little chi was just tall enough to clear the edge of the toilet with his junk, so he had a habit of resting it on the bowl as he peed.
Yeah, you saw it coming - the seat slammed down on him.
It turned black and purple. Pretty quickly.
Mom was afraid it would fall off like the leftover umbilical cord. Obviously beside herself. I had to reassure her "that's not how this works."
He was fine, but until he got his next growth spurt, cleaning the bathroom was a multiple-times-per-day routine. Poor kid wouldn't stand within a foot of the damned toilet.
Posted by: Chi at July 29, 2016 09:58 PM (EEIG6)
Posted by: Meremortal, formerly known as q at July 29, 2016 09:59 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 29, 2016 09:57 PM (kP16F)
******
Naahh. Maet takes Friday and Saturdays off. Besides, he already dropped a Yokofest ONT in the last 10 days or so.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 29, 2016 09:59 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Brett Favre's Crocs at July 29, 2016 09:59 PM (g6CBe)
The only problem is all the damned muscle. Terrible.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 09:59 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 09:59 PM (rwI+c)
I remember these sorts of arguments. I was having them about Obama
I was freaking out
This time they are
Posted by: ThunderB at July 29, 2016 10:00 PM (zOTsN)
-
First you choke it and then beat it into submission.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 29, 2016 10:00 PM (Nwg0u)
It makes you ugly and bald.
It makes you agonize about being kicked in that place.
It makes women fear you because it makes you a potential rapist.
Just remove it. Destroy it. It's the right thing to do.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 29, 2016 10:00 PM (ohu8+)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 29, 2016 10:01 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 10:01 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2016 10:01 PM (g6CBe)
-Posted by: Chi at July 29, 2016 09:58 PM (EEIG6)
He could have sat-down to pee. That's what we soccer-players call "The Usual".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 10:01 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 29, 2016 10:01 PM (GckyN)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 10:01 PM (rwI+c)
*****
Followed by raping in the romantic firelight. Really sets a mood.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 29, 2016 10:02 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: JROD at July 29, 2016 10:02 PM (wnwJC)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 10:03 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 10:04 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 29, 2016 10:04 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 29, 2016 10:04 PM (6Ll1u)
First time that kid sees a Drawbridge, he's gonna faint.
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2016 10:04 PM (g6CBe)
Actually, blackberry. It's in the freezer now. Got an open USB port and a glass?
Posted by: Chi at July 29, 2016 10:05 PM (EEIG6)
Posted by: Meremortal, formerly known as q at July 29, 2016 10:05 PM (3myMJ)
-Posted by: JROD at July 29, 2016 10:02 PM (wnwJC)
Yeah, that wasn't too shabby... lol.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 10:05 PM (6gk0M)
The offending material has been removed from the immediate area. Tomorrow's another day however.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 10:05 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Chi
Lemme guess; the seat had one of those stupid shag carpet covers on it, didn't it?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 29, 2016 10:05 PM (8GNw0)
I recommend SpyBot Anti-Beacon and/or Winaero Tweaker 0.6.0.3... There are many more!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 29, 2016 10:07 PM (kP16F)
How much she have on her? Ass or gas.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 10:07 PM (9ym/8)
The offending material has been removed from the immediate area. Tomorrow's another day however.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 10:05 PM (9ym/
I understand. My nana had severe dementia. It's somehow amusing, frustrating and depressing at the same time.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 29, 2016 10:07 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 29, 2016 09:44 PM (ozZau)
"What
difference, at this point, does it make?"
~ Hillary
R. Clinton 23 January
2013
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 29, 2016 10:08 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Insomniac
We do!
Posted by: Ghostbusters at July 29, 2016 10:08 PM (c7vUv)
-Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 29, 2016 10:07 PM (kP16F)
Thanks! As a baseball card collector would say... "Got it, need it, got it."
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 10:09 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 29, 2016 10:10 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: Chi at July 29, 2016 10:05 PM (EEIG6)
I got a red Solo cup. I'll trade ya some apple cinnamon I got. It's like liquid apple pie.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 29, 2016 10:10 PM (rxzt4)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 10:10 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
---------------------
I see that you've been around the block...
First time she and the kids came to my house, i showed him my "soft close" toilet seat. He looked at me like I was superhero.
Slap, I do love your self deprecating sense of humor.
Posted by: Chi at July 29, 2016 10:11 PM (EEIG6)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 29, 2016 10:12 PM (L7t0A)
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2016 10:12 PM (g6CBe)
Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 29, 2016 10:12 PM (qcmqL)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 10:14 PM (6IPEM)
-
I hope the Milk is a submarine because it going to go down.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 29, 2016 10:14 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: IC at July 29, 2016 10:15 PM (KTFfX)
I don't mind telling people how to spell things. Otherwise, I'm just a goofball.
Public Service Notice:
"Plural means more than one. DO NOT put an apostrophe in a pluralized word."
"Raccoons" means more than one raccoon. "Raccoon's" means the raccoon owns something.
I don't hate the people that do that, but if they were on fire, I would not piss on them.
-I would grab a hose and put them out immediately.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 10:17 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: L, Elle a
Buts it's awfully nice to have one.
https://youtu.be/p9PiqCeLEmM
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 29, 2016 10:17 PM (UPYhp)
Thanks, stace. He is better. Still gotta do oatmeal baths and lotion for the skin.
And, then I found fleas on the sister's dogs today. They have been staying at the ranch for the time being.
Oy.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 10:17 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 29, 2016 10:17 PM (fp08F)
"What is considered aggressive masturbating?"
When you have to use tin snips to cut the hairs from your palms?
Posted by: dartist at July 29, 2016 10:17 PM (3zi7q)
-Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 10:14 PM (6IPEM)
Believe-it-or-not?
...balls are worse.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 10:18 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 10:18 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: concrete girl at July 29, 2016 10:19 PM (d4DKA)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 29, 2016 10:19 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: L, Elle
Exactly. Freud had it 180 degrees bass-ackwards. Women don't have penis envy. Men have vagina envy. Someday, men will be only an unpleasant memory. They will not exist outside of history books.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 29, 2016 10:19 PM (ohu8+)
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2016 10:21 PM (g6CBe)
For her servants' sake? Now she'll say "the Master is better than you and he carried me across."
He made things worse for the servants.
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 10:21 PM (qUNWi)
You'll probably have to make one. Galvanized posts with mounting brackets and the wire/line of your choosing.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 10:21 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 29, 2016 10:21 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 29, 2016 10:21 PM (qcmqL)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 10:22 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 10:23 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 10:24 PM (qUNWi)
Women are superior as we can always get laid!
You chumps are left to rubbing cat food on your wang and sticking it in the ferret cage!
Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 29, 2016 10:24 PM (qcmqL)
...if I'm being honest.
*unveils curtain*
...which I am!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 10:24 PM (6gk0M)
3" Steel Pipe : 2 - 6' & 4 - 2' lengths
2 'T' Fittings
If you really want to make it easy, have someone thread one end of each length and get threaded T fittings.
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2016 10:24 PM (g6CBe)
Posted by: Brother Cavil
****
I'm available if you need me.
Posted by: Flaming Clown Boner at July 29, 2016 10:25 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 10:25 PM (9ym/8)
Because if he put them on your forehead, you couldn't see on a hot day.
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2016 10:25 PM (g6CBe)
Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 29, 2016 10:26 PM (qcmqL)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 29, 2016 10:26 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: concrete girl at July 29, 2016 10:19 PM (d4DKA)
----
Hey cg! My first house here was a farmhouse. It had a clothesline and a dryer. I loved doing laundry for the first time ever. The clothes dried faster and smelled great and it was fun hanging them up with clothespins. We're weird
Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 10:26 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Just some couchfucker at July 29, 2016 10:26 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2016 10:27 PM (g6CBe)
Posted by: concrete girl at July 29, 2016 10:27 PM (d4DKA)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 10:27 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 10:23 PM (9ym/
This is pretty much how I feel at the moment.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 29, 2016 10:27 PM (+eR2D)
Jizz will be as dead as my vaginal juices!
Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 29, 2016 10:21 PM (qcmqL)
No offense, but it's not cloning.
British scientists can fertilize an egg with the DNA from another cell.
Men are literally worthless now. They barely contributed anything to the process before, and now they are completely unnecessary. We shall have an all female human race, beautiful and sexy in our lingerie. There will be world peace.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 29, 2016 10:27 PM (ohu8+)
https://tinyurl.com/hn9yyvy
Posted by: Country Singer at July 29, 2016 10:28 PM (GUBah)
--------------
You'll probably have to make one. Galvanized posts with mounting brackets and the wire/line of your choosing.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
-------------------------
If there is an older, established neighborhood anywhere nearby, I bet there are plenty of people that will give them away. You dig 'em up, you can have them. Or look for a flip house. The poles will be in the dumpster out front.
Pain in the back, but if that's what you want...
I just strung some paracord between the house & the back garage.
I can't remember the last day that wasn't in the 90's. If I hang sheets, the first one is dry before I can finish hanging the rest of them.
Posted by: Chi at July 29, 2016 10:29 PM (EEIG6)
Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2016 10:29 PM (g6CBe)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 29, 2016 10:29 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 10:29 PM (6IPEM)
You chumps are left to rubbing cat food on your wang and sticking it in the ferret cage!
Posted by: Hitlery Uber Alles at July 29, 2016 10:24 PM (qcmqL)
So we HAVE met.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 29, 2016 10:29 PM (heN73)
Posted by: freaked at July 29, 2016 10:30 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 10:31 PM (rwI+c)
when I reached the other sode of that river. Why did you carry her up
this mountain? '
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 29, 2016 09:50 PM (MhPm/)
I was banned for a while from a forum for telling that story. Good days, good days.
That was when I realized that the formerly free-wheeling site run by idiots had gone full prep-school-and-mean-girls.
Of course that was back when I cared.
Posted by: Kindlot at July 29, 2016 10:31 PM (ry34m)
L, Elle, i've always hung my clothes to dry, except for towels and socks.
Posted by: concrete girl at July 29, 2016 10:33 PM (d4DKA)
Posted by: ThunderB
****
Either that or New Jersey (rimshot)
Posted by: Flaming Clown Boner at July 29, 2016 10:33 PM (hVdx9)
Have their glands and front teeth removed.
Give them a little crystal meth.
Rub some cat food on your wang - they love mixed grill!
Lay back and enjoy the eatin...
Note: Do NOT get cat food up in your pee hole!
Posted by: Ferretsexual at July 29, 2016 10:33 PM (qcmqL)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 29, 2016 10:34 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 29, 2016 10:35 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: L, Elle
More like, men are so ugly and gross, makeup wouldn't accomplish enough for it to be worthwhile. They were tolerated because they used to be necessary for reproduction. Now all they do is make murder and rape perpetual realities on the human landscape. They will not be missed.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 29, 2016 10:35 PM (ohu8+)
Posted by: freaked at July 29, 2016 10:36 PM (BO/km)
If your wang is smoking, you might be aggressively masturbating.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 09:59 PM (rwI+c)
I thought wang smoking was . . . wait, never mind.
Posted by: Kindlot at July 29, 2016 10:38 PM (ry34m)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 29, 2016 10:38 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: concrete girl at July 29, 2016 10:19 PM (d4DKA)
Mine is an 8' treated post with a crossbar tied on, Eventually I will get one made.
Actually, go to the old part of town and look into people's back yard (casually, you know, not so the cops are called) and look for the neglected ones set in concrete.
They may let you and your friend with a truck pop them out so they don't have to mow around them anymore.
Posted by: Kindlot at July 29, 2016 10:43 PM (ry34m)
Posted by: Lingerie-wearing Barack at July 29, 2016 11:53 PM (bIhmV)
**
For her...beer?
Her.. chablis...?
Her... malt liquor?
Posted by: I just dunno.... at July 29, 2016 11:58 PM (bIhmV)
Now the shit is hitting the proverbial fan as the Zika cases grow in Florida (aka, battleground election state). The GOP should be pounding this into the Florida constituents. Sir Golfsalot pulled your funding to combat what could be the black plague of this century and is unapologetic for it.
Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2016 12:39 PM (N0ZGj)
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