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Hillary Clinton Campaign Servers Hacked

Though I can't justify being amused at criminal intrusions into the US political system, I will still laugh like f*** about it.


Posted by: Ace at 05:24 PM




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1 Ok, now they're just taunting.

Posted by: Parker at July 29, 2016 05:25 PM (ATuUs)

2
I will laugh with you.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 29, 2016 05:25 PM (ODxAs)

3 Why won't they leave my recipes and yoga routines alone!

Posted by: Hilarity! at July 29, 2016 05:26 PM (1CroS)

4 Ha. Ha.

Posted by: Lauren at July 29, 2016 05:26 PM (TvIko)

5 Incredible incompetence.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2016 05:26 PM (r65B3)

6 Now that's some funny shit right there.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 29, 2016 05:26 PM (3Xxpy)

7 hacked? like with a saw?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 29, 2016 05:27 PM (KP5rU)

8 Drip. Drip. Drip.

Posted by: Karma at July 29, 2016 05:27 PM (1CroS)

9 Though I can't justify being amused at criminal intrusions into the US political system, I will still laugh like f*** about it.

I love to laugh.
This makes me laugh too.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 29, 2016 05:27 PM (qCMvj)

10 Yes and the DOJ is investigating... What do they expect to find? Trump and Putin's fingerprints?

Posted by: donna at July 29, 2016 05:27 PM (O2RFr)

11 This is funny.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2016 05:27 PM (3ZoRf)

12 God has a sense of humor.
Really, after months and months of being told by the Dems and MSM that Hillary's unsecured server was no big deal, this is hilarious.
I guess now it's important, huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2016 05:27 PM (NOIQH)

13 Though I can't justify being amused at criminal intrusions into the US political system, I will still laugh like f*** about it.

You would have to have a heart of stone not to.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 05:28 PM (evdj2)

14 The smartest woman in the world

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 29, 2016 05:28 PM (6Ll1u)

15 This is what happens when law enforcement refuses to do their job.

Why exactly should we care that Hillary's server was hacked and "secret" info was leaked when the FBI clearly doesn't care about our own national security.

Boy though, I bet if the FBI caught these guys they would find a willing prosecutor.

Posted by: Maritime at July 29, 2016 05:28 PM (dA1ny)

16

This is juicier than the juiciest steak slopped with sauce.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 29, 2016 05:28 PM (qCMvj)

17 But Trump is the one we should worry about getting security briefings. *sigh*

Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 05:28 PM (0mRoj)

18 I just can't get upset by the lawless getting a good dose of same. A live by the sword, die by the sword sort of thing.

Posted by: Chupacabra at July 29, 2016 05:29 PM (McglG)

19 You know they must have been able to hack Trumps also...

Posted by: donna at July 29, 2016 05:29 PM (O2RFr)

20 Wiped? Like with an adult diaper?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 29, 2016 05:29 PM (v5iqM)

21 Laughing like a retarded hyena.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 29, 2016 05:29 PM (Yu4ah)

22 Yep. The only people who don't know what Hillary deleted from her server are the American public.

Posted by: Joe, living mobile at July 29, 2016 05:29 PM (qN4/a)

23 But she's made it so easy.
With the open portal at her home servers, bots from probably every nation in the world, and most sophomore level computer science classes are sitting on everything associated with her and with everyone she exchanged emails.
And those servers are now vulnerable.
I bet the American government IT infrastructure looks like Swiss cheese.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2016 05:29 PM (r65B3)

24 The funny thing is: how much embarrassing info was hacked? What kind?

With normal politicians, it might be interoffice gossip on who is screwing who. With the Clintons? It might be treasonous.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2016 05:29 PM (3ZoRf)

25 But the JEF has just assured us that "She's rested. She's ready."

Strangely, he forgot about the tanned part.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 29, 2016 05:29 PM (kUpEx)

26 I ask you, what could possibly be more Pro-America than terminal incompetent!!!


Posted by: Your betters at NRO at July 29, 2016 05:29 PM (8GNw0)

27 Clap on. Clap off. The Clapper.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 29, 2016 05:30 PM (IqV8l)

28 Remember: Hillary emailing around classified docs on an unsecure email server: Totes OK.

Hackesr accessing DNC emails where they diss Bernie, discuss plans to rig the Dem primary, and mock people? National Security Breach That Must Be Investigated NOW!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2016 05:30 PM (NOIQH)

29 Boy though, I bet if the FBI caught these guys they would find a willing prosecutor.
Posted by: Maritime
-------------

Just boyish hijinks... there was no intent

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2016 05:30 PM (9mTYi)

30 So, her homebrew server, then the DNC server, and now Clinton's campaign's server. At some point, somebody's going to realize that it's not accidental or coincidence anymore.

How come there are no reports of GOP servers being breached like this? Is the GOP smarter, luckier, or is there a McAfee joke in all of this, just waiting to be told?

Posted by: Qoheleth at July 29, 2016 05:30 PM (iIzG7)

31 are there pictures of the queen mother in her yoga pants with the shart stains all over them?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 29, 2016 05:30 PM (KP5rU)

32 But she's made it so easy.

On Her Bathroom server She certainly did.. She used numerous devices even when out of Country... This I don't know...

Posted by: donna at July 29, 2016 05:30 PM (O2RFr)

33 If this keeps up, Hillz may have to consider obeying the law or at least hiding the evidence better.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 29, 2016 05:30 PM (Nwg0u)

34 The incompetence of the Democrats' IT staff is exceeded only by...hell, the incompetence of the Democrats at everything.

Posted by: JEM at July 29, 2016 05:30 PM (o+SC1)

35 Clearly, Team Hilarity! has Top. Women. on its IT team.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 29, 2016 05:30 PM (1CroS)

36 [Maybe you don't want Zuwanie at the U.N. ]


>>It was not immediately clear what information on the Clinton campaign's computer system hackers would have been able to access.

---------------------------

Whenz it gonna be on wikileaks? When when when?

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at July 29, 2016 05:31 PM (pC96u)

37 You know they must have been able to hack Trumps also...
Posted by: donna at July 29, 2016 05:29 PM (O2RFr)

Ya know there is the possibility that Trump hired top notch people to protect his Computer Systems?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2016 05:31 PM (Ozsfq)

38 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HER OTHER SERVER GOT HACKED

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 29, 2016 05:31 PM (evdj2)

39 I still hold to the opinion that someone sent Hillary an email critical of Sarah Palin, which contained various virus, keyboard recorders, etc. And she forwarded it all over the place, infecting other systems and servers.

I usually hate hackers, but I'd buy that guy a beer.

Posted by: free range sort of conservative at July 29, 2016 05:31 PM (ZnIt3)

40 If one were to stumble upon nude pictures of an American female presidential candidate how much could one get for those pictures?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Vladdy P. at July 29, 2016 05:31 PM (MNzex)

41 This is like being caught masterbating in the medical textbook section of the public library.

Posted by: Soona at July 29, 2016 05:31 PM (Fmupd)

42 Karma. It's what's for dinner. May this continue at least until the middle of November.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 29, 2016 05:31 PM (WZoaY)

43 Heckuva post-convention bounce you got there, Cankles McScrunt.

Posted by: Buzzy Krumhunger at July 29, 2016 05:31 PM (NpXHO)

44 Yes and the DOJ is investigating... What do they expect to find? Trump and Putin's fingerprints?



Agif of Assange waving back at them.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 29, 2016 05:31 PM (Yu4ah)

45
The Hunt for Red October - Submarine Crew Sings Soviet Anthem scene

https://youtu.be/zsC2ETsZL0g?t=1m49s

"Let them sing!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 29, 2016 05:32 PM (kdS6q)

46 I just wiped them with a cloth and Huma played with her thumbs.

Posted by: !Hillary at July 29, 2016 05:32 PM (hAFh1)

47 I'm with hacked her.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at July 29, 2016 05:32 PM (U0lQa)

48 Paraphrase of the Left-

Obama then: There is no way we can know if Russia hacked into Secretary Clinton's server.

Obama now: Russia hacks into DNC in order to help Trump.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 29, 2016 05:32 PM (l2MEF)

49

oh my goodness, someone wants to bring her down

good

idc anymore

Trump will be blamed.


I think she's burned so many bridges, that Trump will win.

Trump won. Those words, if seen or spoken. I would eat a whole chocolate cake that night. With chocolate frosting.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 29, 2016 05:32 PM (qCMvj)

50 Any IT guy will tell you that the greatest threat of an unsecure server is not necessarily that particular wealth of information, but the other servers with which it communicates.

The likely poetic justice here is that Lady Macbeth's paranoia of transparency led to the exploitation of the whole little dysfunctional family of democrats. There are going to have to deflect that line of thought very shortly.

I thought WikiLeaks was blowing smoke previously. Now, I'm starting to wonder just what they have in their little treasure chest of stolen secrets.

Posted by: Orson at July 29, 2016 05:32 PM (RzEgP)

51 41 This is like being caught masterbating in the medical textbook section of the public library.
Posted by: Soona at July 29, 2016 05:31 PM (Fmupd)

Heh heh. Heh. Yeah.

*shifty eyes*
*sweats*

Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 05:32 PM (0mRoj)

52 I mean I'll go out on a limb and bet Trump's Servers are not keep in his bathroom at Trump Towers....not that it is not a Fabulous bathroom, the Very BEST

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2016 05:32 PM (Ozsfq)

53 Of course Hillary! has an all-female IT team. They're 25% cheaper.

Posted by: Chupacabra at July 29, 2016 05:32 PM (McglG)

54 Here's a great idea. Let's let these idiots continue to run the country into the ground!

Posted by: NY Times Editors at July 29, 2016 05:32 PM (F1iXz)

55 Just boyish hijinks... there was no intent


No evil intent.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 05:32 PM (evdj2)

56 There is the possibility that this is bogus and they are trying to continue the fallacious, "Trump asked the Russians to hack Hillary." meme.

As Fox Mulder says, Trust No One.

Hillary Clinton doubly so. See Vince Foster.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 29, 2016 05:32 PM (3Xxpy)

57 Hacked? Like with an axe?

Posted by: Lizzy Borden at July 29, 2016 05:32 PM (H9MG5)

58 45
The Hunt for Red October - Submarine Crew Sings Soviet Anthem scene

https://youtu.be/zsC2ETsZL0g?t=1m49s

"Let them sing!"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 29, 2016 05:32 PM (kdS6q)

One sing only, Vasily.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 05:33 PM (0mRoj)

59 >> If one were to stumble upon nude pictures of an American
>> female presidential candidate how much could one get for
>> those pictures?

>> Asking for a friend.
>> Posted by: Vladdy P. at July 29, 2016 05:31 PM

You could get about the price of a bottle of eyebleach.

Posted by: JEM at July 29, 2016 05:33 PM (o+SC1)

60 Its only funny until a Lib looks like a Tard, then its hysterical.

Posted by: Goomba at July 29, 2016 05:33 PM (tf/6I)

61 40 If one were to stumble upon nude pictures of an American female presidential candidate how much could one get for those pictures?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Vladdy P. at July 29, 2016 05:31 PM (MNzex)

I think I speak for everyone: Burn them. Then join a monastery. Some weapons are so horrible, they should never be used.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2016 05:33 PM (3ZoRf)

62 Does no one at the Clinton Crime Syndicate understand cyber security?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 05:33 PM (9ym/8)

63 Hillary Clinton Campaign Servers Hacked

Someone forgot to lock the campaign bathroom?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 29, 2016 05:33 PM (zc3Db)

64

Cutting the legs out yet again.

Gosh, I have to go spend time with hubby, and drink and enjoy Friday night.

Have a good one all!

Stay positive!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 29, 2016 05:33 PM (qCMvj)

65 Hacked? You mean like with a machete? Or being involved with a journalist?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 29, 2016 05:33 PM (SRKgf)

66 You know, hacking her various servers probably would be a lot tougher, if her password were something other than 1-2-3-4-5.

What a coincidence! I have the same combination on my luggage!

Posted by: Qoheleth at July 29, 2016 05:33 PM (iIzG7)

67 [Maybe you don't want Zuwanie at the U.N. ]

>>people familiar with the matter told Reuters.


Which people? Why'd they tell? Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at July 29, 2016 05:33 PM (pC96u)

68 If one were to stumble upon nude pictures of an American female presidential candidate how much could one get for those pictures?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Vladdy P.



For Palin? Millions.
For Hillz? You'd have to pay us

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 29, 2016 05:34 PM (Yu4ah)

69 >> If one were to stumble upon nude pictures of an American
>> female presidential candidate how much could one get for
>> those pictures?

>> Asking for a friend.
>> Posted by: Vladdy P. at July 29, 2016 05:31 PM

Unless, of course, she was doing the Fiskars in which case the retina damage is likely permanent.

Posted by: JEM at July 29, 2016 05:34 PM (o+SC1)

70 A little mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBYjZTdrJlA

Posted by: The Poppin' Hat at July 29, 2016 05:34 PM (vBeA5)

71 >>If one were to stumble upon nude pictures of an American female presidential candidate how much could one get for those pictures?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Vladdy P.

Get those off a spy satellite? Got to get way back to get her fat ass in the frame.

Posted by: Aviator at July 29, 2016 05:34 PM (c7vUv)

72 52 I mean I'll go out on a limb and bet Trump's Servers are not keep in his bathroom at Trump Towers....not that it is not a Fabulous bathroom, the Very BEST
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2016 05:32 PM (Ozsfq)

I wonder if a solid gold computer case would be better at keeping a computer cool than aluminium...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2016 05:34 PM (3ZoRf)

73 smartest woman evah. password is 1234.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 29, 2016 05:34 PM (KP5rU)

74
Yes and the DOJ is investigating... What do they expect to find? Trump and Putin's fingerprints?

My guess is they got got in through Hillary's private server and have been there for years

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 29, 2016 05:34 PM (lKyWE)

75 None of the yoga routines were marked classified at the time.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 29, 2016 05:34 PM (mgbwf)

76 Does no one at the Clinton Crime Syndicate understand cyber security?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 05:33 PM (9ym/


They barely understand how to work microwave ovens.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 29, 2016 05:34 PM (zc3Db)

77 12
God has a sense of humor.
Really, after months and months of being
told by the Dems and MSM that Hillary's unsecured server was no big
deal, this is hilarious.
I guess now it's important, huh?


Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2016 05:27 PM (NOIQH)
^^^^^^^^THIS.

Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 29, 2016 05:34 PM (jxbfJ)

78 And that's the real problem here is that you can no longer trust anything or anyone.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 29, 2016 05:34 PM (3Xxpy)

79 I see no moron proposed the sky-diver use a giant vat of pudding.
Forgot to start drinking at lunch didn't y'all.

Posted by: DaveA at July 29, 2016 05:35 PM (8J/Te)

80 Only racist islamophobes would be afraid of breached security.

Posted by: DNC talking point generator at July 29, 2016 05:35 PM (8GNw0)

81 53 Of course Hillary! has an all-female IT team. They're 25% cheaper.

Posted by: Chupacabra at July 29, 2016 05:32 PM (McglG)


Coffee was great till I spit it on the screen, thank you very much Chup.

Posted by: Goomba at July 29, 2016 05:35 PM (tf/6I)

82 Drudge says She refused to cooperate...

Posted by: donna at July 29, 2016 05:35 PM (O2RFr)

83 No doubt these tools emailed each other their passwords too.

Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 29, 2016 05:35 PM (jxbfJ)

84 I prefer fsck over f***.

It's a sysadmin thing.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 29, 2016 05:35 PM (21hN3)

85 Maybe she's trying to defect

Posted by: brak at July 29, 2016 05:35 PM (j4Buv)

86 "Strangely, he forgot about the tanned part."


She can't get out in the sun.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 05:36 PM (9ym/8)

87 Emails to donors - saying done sweat it, the fix is in at the FBI -- would be golden!

Posted by: Jean at July 29, 2016 05:36 PM (ngn8T)

88 Let me guess.

The password is "ABC123" or "password"


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 29, 2016 05:36 PM (4+VII)

89 Maybe she's trying to defect

She's got plenty of those...

Posted by: donna at July 29, 2016 05:36 PM (O2RFr)

90 The next few months are really going to be boring with the same old shit EXCEPT for all the wikileaks and other leaks. And THAT might be enough to sink The FAB unless Trump self-emulates.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2016 05:36 PM (Ozsfq)

91 I hope Trumps IT guys are more than just politically connected buffoons like it appears some IT departments are.

Posted by: Garbone at July 29, 2016 05:36 PM (9dH/8)

92 Server? Is this like a restaurant?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 29, 2016 05:37 PM (ImTQ/)

93
>>>smartest woman evah. password is 1234.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 29, 2016 05:34 PM (KP5rU)<<<

Guess the change maker should've changed her password.

Posted by: Karma, laughing its ass off at July 29, 2016 05:37 PM (H9MG5)

94 When will they learn to wipe their servers clean every hour like I do.

*grabs bottle of Windex"

Posted by: Goomba at July 29, 2016 05:37 PM (tf/6I)

95 The password is "ABC123" or "password"


kllwhty

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 05:37 PM (qUNWi)

96 >>The likely poetic justice here is that Lady Macbeth's paranoia of
transparency led to the exploitation of the whole little dysfunctional
family of democrats. There are going to have to deflect that line of
thought very shortly.


And it all began with a hack of Sid Blumenthal's AOL email account - the one he used to conduct off-the-books analysis for Hillary, passing classified docs back and forth with her thighness' unsecured email server.

Here's a thought: what if they hacked the Clinton foundation? The shared the server with Hillary, right, in order for her to more seamlessly conduct SoS/foundation business.

*make not to but a lot of popcorn*

Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2016 05:37 PM (NOIQH)

97 She can't get out in the sun.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 05:36 PM (9ym/


I don't think Shrillary has a problem with the sun, but she can be melted with water.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 29, 2016 05:37 PM (zc3Db)

98 I guess we'll be seeing actual pics of Hillary doing the downward dog.

Posted by: Soona at July 29, 2016 05:37 PM (Fmupd)

99 Presdent Obama should do something about the violation that probably was accomplished by Bush and his friends .........

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from brattleboro, VT at July 29, 2016 05:38 PM (NuElX)

100 19 You know they must have been able to hack Trumps also...

Posted by: donna at July 29, 2016 05:29 PM (O2RFr)



I rather doubt that. Trump, Inc., would actually have professional IT security, possessed of state-of-the-art competence, ability and performance.

An enterprise like Trump Inc., takes security far more seriously than most people would appreciate or believe.

After all, those multiple billions riding on a key development deal aren't some abstract "taxpayers money", but are instead, real dollars, from real investors, with real expectations and consequence.

Hacking breaches cost U.S. corporations money, manpower, time, expense and reputation. That all matters to them.

To the Govt? "Opps, did I do that?" /urkel



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 29, 2016 05:38 PM (v5iqM)

101 kllwhty

qwerty

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 05:38 PM (evdj2)

102 Amazing! I've got the same combination on my LUGGAGE!

Posted by: president skroob at July 29, 2016 05:38 PM (xE2DJ)

103 Let me guess.

The password is "ABC123" or "password"


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 29, 2016 05:36 PM (4+VII)


The password is "peregruzka".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 29, 2016 05:38 PM (zc3Db)

104 > display passwords

COMMAND NOT RECOGNIZED

> sudo display passwords

12345
password
admin

> make me a sammich

THAT'S SEXIST

> sudo make me a sammich...

Posted by: Qoheleth at July 29, 2016 05:38 PM (iIzG7)

105 This is like being caught masterbating in the medical textbook section of the public library.

Hey! We're the ones who will do the master baiting around here, thank-you-very-much!

Posted by: Reparations Now! at July 29, 2016 05:38 PM (kUpEx)

106 Ya know, I just can't make myself care that her campaign servers were hacked when she kept an illegal server in the bathroom to facilitate her criminal pay to play activities as SoS.

I say to the hackers of the world, Git Her!

She thinks she's the smartest woman in the world and she can't keep her bidness hidden? Oh, snap! ROTLMAO

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 05:38 PM (kXoT0)

107 Man, don't you get it? She hacked herself.

Posted by: The Dude at July 29, 2016 05:39 PM (a94gW)

108 If anyone at this point is sending this stupid woman anything
over a computer.They should just give up I mean really

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at July 29, 2016 05:39 PM (nQHw/)

109 98 I guess we'll be seeing actual pics of Hillary doing the downward dog.

Posted by: Soona at July 29, 2016 05:37 PM (Fmupd)


Gees Soona. *stabs minds eye with a chopstick*

Posted by: Goomba at July 29, 2016 05:39 PM (tf/6I)

110 Posted by: Qoheleth at July 29, 2016 05:38 PM (iIzG7)

LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 29, 2016 05:39 PM (zc3Db)

111 Watch as the left contorts what little brain power they possess into something resembling a pretzel and explain how this is a crime - but Hillary having Top Secret info on a home brew server was like totally legal man.

Posted by: An Observation at July 29, 2016 05:39 PM (PxqTD)

112 She can't get out in the sun.


Isn't she usually resting in her native earth?

Wait .. no.. I'm thinking of Pelosi.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 05:39 PM (evdj2)

113 This shit is what happens when everyone is allowed to fail up.

Little fuck-ups done by low level people turn into big fuck-ups done by high level people.

And paranoids are always their own enemy. This is going to be an awful and awesome season.

Posted by: Chupacabra at July 29, 2016 05:39 PM (McglG)

114 >>>The password is "ABC123" or "password"
kllwhty
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 05:37 PM (qUNWi)<<<



killbillvol3

Posted by: Cankles' password at July 29, 2016 05:39 PM (H9MG5)

115 'Wipes', like with toilet paper?

Posted by: Hillary's stained pantsuit at July 29, 2016 05:40 PM (9mTYi)

116 An enterprise like Trump Inc., takes security far more seriously than most people would appreciate or believe.



Exactly.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 29, 2016 05:40 PM (Yu4ah)

117 Drudge says She refused to cooperate...

-
It like if you report that burglary, the cops'll find that hooker chained up in the basement.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 29, 2016 05:40 PM (Nwg0u)

118 40
If one were to stumble upon nude pictures of an American female
presidential candidate how much could one get for those pictures?



Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Vladdy P. at July 29, 2016 05:31 PM (MNzex)

I don't think even those sexually repressed towel wearing refugees would want to see that.

Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 29, 2016 05:41 PM (jxbfJ)

119 "I rather doubt that. Trump, Inc., would actually have professional IT security, possessed of state-of-the-art competence, ability and performance. "


I would have to believe that. Major corporation with plenty of proprietary info that cannot be compromised.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 05:41 PM (9ym/8)

120 Interesting. Local (SF Bay Area) seafood restaurant chain (about half a dozen restaurants, a boat, some other facilities) got hit with an immigration audit.

Guess what.

They had to terminate half their staff.

Posted by: JEM at July 29, 2016 05:41 PM (o+SC1)

121 Stealing from thieves.

Posted by: BignJames at July 29, 2016 05:41 PM (/D5Lf)

122 I dream of the day when We will get a flaming skull saying they've "found" Hillary's' e-mails... A Girl can dream can't She?

Posted by: donna at July 29, 2016 05:41 PM (O2RFr)

123 Hillary Clinton Campaign Servers Hacked

Bwahahahhahahahahahhahaha....

I'm shocked.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 29, 2016 05:41 PM (i0ykY)

124 This story gives me a major boner

Posted by: Chinese Espionage Bureau at July 29, 2016 05:41 PM (/m8T6)

125 kllwhty

qwerty
Posted by: Grump
---------

Well, in Welsh.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2016 05:42 PM (9mTYi)

126 Drudge says She refused to cooperate...




And the hackers said, "Challenge accepted!"

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 29, 2016 05:42 PM (Yu4ah)

127 We're with her!

Posted by: hackers everywhere at July 29, 2016 05:42 PM (H9MG5)

128 Cankle McScrunt's IT person loses her shit

http://youtu.be/XeQGIzVyT3M

Posted by: Buzzy Krumhunger at July 29, 2016 05:42 PM (NpXHO)

129 Intrusion? Like, with a lock pick?

Posted by: Hillary=> at July 29, 2016 05:42 PM (/m8T6)

130 Hillary is the most accomplished, the most experienced, the most intelligent.




Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at July 29, 2016 05:43 PM (4+VII)

131 Oh dear. I hope all of Killary's donors have had Lifelock in place for a good long while. It would be just terrible if crooks cleaned out their bank accounts.

Posted by: Palerider at July 29, 2016 05:43 PM (dkExz)

132 Uniquely Qualified

Posted by: garrett at July 29, 2016 05:43 PM (g6CBe)

133 So this appears to be the result of spear-fishing emails.

Hillary looking for penis pumps again?

Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 29, 2016 05:43 PM (jxbfJ)

134
Hillary Clinton Campaign Servers Hacked

Bill Kristol hardest hit

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 29, 2016 05:44 PM (lKyWE)

135 American servers are laid bare before the world!

What difference does it make who did it?!

Posted by: Hillary=> at July 29, 2016 05:44 PM (/m8T6)

136 FAB thought she was safe from hackers because she hadn't seen anyone around wearing black masks and carrying bags with dollar signs on them.

Posted by: Chupacabra at July 29, 2016 05:44 PM (McglG)

137 Refused to cooperate with FBI? WTF?

Posted by: Baltar at July 29, 2016 05:44 PM (n6tqt)

138 I wonder if a solid gold computer case would be better at keeping a computer cool than aluminium...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2016 05:34 PM


Gold's thermal conductivity is around 30 percent higher than Aluminum's, so everything else being equal, yes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 29, 2016 05:44 PM (kUpEx)

139 Wait till you read my emails! You will bow to the intelligence and depth of my vagina!

Posted by: Hillary at July 29, 2016 05:44 PM (tf/6I)

140 Bill Clinton's campaign cocktail servers boinked.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 29, 2016 05:44 PM (Nwg0u)

141 The interesting part is the audio files Wikileaks released.
That would seem to indicate something onsite being installed, as opposed to some Guccifer guy in Poland or Russia getting busy over the web.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2016 05:44 PM (NOIQH)

142 Why is Huma gone to Hong Kong and the Russian embassy?

Posted by: Hillary=> at July 29, 2016 05:45 PM (/m8T6)

143 Hillary is the most accomplished, the most experienced, the most intelligent.

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer, overcome, and weeping with joy

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2016 05:45 PM (9mTYi)

144 OK. Who starts polling for an election over a year away?



An idiot Republican. Poll on mayor's race in Nov 17 just now.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 29, 2016 05:45 PM (F1iXz)

145 And fuck these people, they're the same ones that said "oopsie" when all my shit got stolen in the OPA hack.

Posted by: Chupacabra at July 29, 2016 05:45 PM (McglG)

146 Hacking the glass ceiling....

Posted by: Han Yolo at July 29, 2016 05:45 PM (MNzex)

147 Refused to cooperate with FBI? WTF?
Posted by: Baltar at July 29, 2016 05:44 PM (n6tqt)

It just shows how much illegal crap much be going on around her

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2016 05:45 PM (Ozsfq)

148 This is why it's imperative to expand the H1B program, you see.

Posted by: Your betters at NRO at July 29, 2016 05:45 PM (8GNw0)

149 >> Hillary is the most accomplished, the most experienced, the most intelligent.

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer

How much do you want to wager in double Jeopardy Wolf?

Posted by: Alex Trebek at July 29, 2016 05:45 PM (c7vUv)

150 >> Oh dear. I hope all of Killary's donors have had Lifelock in
>> place for a good long while. It would be just terrible if
>> crooks cleaned out their bank accounts.

Oh, it'd be so AWFUL, just AWFUL, to see Soros and Steyer taken for seven or eight or nine figures each.

Just awful.

I'd be in absolute tears.

Posted by: JEM at July 29, 2016 05:45 PM (o+SC1)

151 TOP SECRET OF THE TOP SECRETEST OF TOP SECRET MEMOS

TO: HumaAbedin@HillaryForWorldDomination.com
FROM: Hillary!!!!@HillaryForWorldDomination.com
SUBJECT: Security

It's time to change my password for the quarter, so can you change it from password1234 to password5678 on all my devices and accounts.

Thanks,
She Who Must Be Obeyed**

**Smartest Woman In The World

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 05:45 PM (kXoT0)

152 128
Cankle McScrunt's IT person loses her shit



http://youtu.be/XeQGIzVyT3M

Posted by: Buzzy Krumhunger at July 29, 2016 05:42 PM (NpXHO)

"I wouldn't let you run a bath without the Coast Guard". Awesome.

Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed - Hoping TP will clean up the s*** in DC at July 29, 2016 05:45 PM (jxbfJ)

153 The password is password.

Posted by: Allen Ludden at July 29, 2016 05:45 PM (IqV8l)

154
Refused to cooperate with FBI? WTF?


See #117

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 29, 2016 05:46 PM (lKyWE)

155 Hacked? Like some phlegm?

Posted by: Cankles, clearing her throat every 5 seconds at July 29, 2016 05:46 PM (H9MG5)

156 And fuck these people, they're the same ones that said "oopsie" when all my shit got stolen in the OPA hack.
Posted by: Chupacabra at July 29, 2016 05:45 PM (McglG)


LOL...Mine also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2016 05:46 PM (Ozsfq)

157 It's a brave new world when even the Russians hate commies enough to hack their computers and expose them.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 29, 2016 05:46 PM (YEelc)

158 The Hillary Clinton campaign will be ordering a free year of LifeLock for all donors.

Posted by: Hillary=> at July 29, 2016 05:46 PM (/m8T6)

159 >> The interesting part is the audio files Wikileaks released.
>> That would seem to indicate something onsite being
>> installed, as opposed to some Guccifer guy in Poland or
>> Russia getting busy over the web.

Not necessarily, remember phone systems are almost exclusively VOIP and lots of it is cloud-based now.

Posted by: JEM at July 29, 2016 05:46 PM (o+SC1)

160 "Why is Huma gone to Hong Kong and the Russian embassy?"



Lover's spat?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 05:46 PM (9ym/8)

161 I'm totally ok with criminal intrusions into our criminal political system. If someone can then bring them down, all the better.

Posted by: Country Boy at July 29, 2016 05:46 PM (VD2Yy)

162 Just saw where North Carolina's voter ID law struck down.

Judges now don't even pretend anymore to not be political hacks.

Posted by: Maritime at July 29, 2016 05:47 PM (dA1ny)

163 Oh dear. I hope all of Killary's donors have had Lifelock in place for a good long while. It would be just terrible if crooks cleaned out their bank accounts.



Had a hacker hit me once. He felt so bad, he started putting money into my account.

/s

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 29, 2016 05:47 PM (Yu4ah)

164 Just saw 'Hillarys America' by Dinesh D'Souza. Good stuff but nothing new to us morons. Mrs. E saw a few things she was unfamiliar with. She is not as political as I am.

Posted by: Eromero at July 29, 2016 05:47 PM (zLDYs)

165 Should have had that server locked up in a bathroom with Secret Service protection.


Baaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaasssssss

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2016 05:47 PM (bksJQ)

166 Ace, the other side doesn't have a problem committing crimes against political opponents, I'm finding it difficult to come up with any fucks to give when it happens to them.

Posted by: Joe, living mobile at July 29, 2016 05:47 PM (qN4/a)

167 >> The Hillary Clinton campaign will be ordering a free year of
>> LifeLock for all donors.

You forgot the credit monitoring.

Posted by: JEM at July 29, 2016 05:47 PM (o+SC1)

168 The password is password.

Too easy. Pa$$word

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at July 29, 2016 05:47 PM (evdj2)

169 Can somebody who works for me please hack Donald Trumps server?

Posted by: Hillary=> at July 29, 2016 05:47 PM (/m8T6)

170 160 "Why is Huma gone to Hong Kong and the Russian embassy?"



Lover's spat?




No way. Huma knows too much. Only place she goes to is Ft. Marcy Park.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 29, 2016 05:48 PM (Yu4ah)

171 has anyone blamed it on a video yet?

Posted by: mallfly Cloggensteyn at July 29, 2016 05:48 PM (qSIlh)

172 This is just delicious.

Talk about the sword of damocles hanging over the lot of them.

The more spooked they are, the more you know it's good stuff what got hacked.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 29, 2016 05:48 PM (DE2u4)

173 What's with all the pics of Hillary all over the place with her mouth wide open like she's about to try to eat a newborn head first?

It's profoundly disturbing.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2016 05:48 PM (SjPMU)

174 "It just shows how much illegal crap much be going on around her"



Yeah. No mood for anymore meddlesome digging by law enforcement.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 05:48 PM (9ym/8)

175 It just shows how much illegal crap much be going on around her
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2016 05:45 PM (Ozsfq)

The hacking is almost irrelevant. Trump can have a lot of fun with her refusing to cooperate with the FBI.

Posted by: Baltar at July 29, 2016 05:48 PM (n6tqt)

176 Forgive me for going off-topic, but...

Catalonia goes all Brexit on Spain.

Posted by: Qoheleth at July 29, 2016 05:49 PM (iIzG7)

177 It's okay everyone, when Bush was President the RNC was hacked, or was it his campaign, or, fuck, I don't know what the hell still can't be blamed on Bush.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 29, 2016 05:49 PM (1JnAL)

178 The hacking is almost irrelevant. Trump can have a lot of fun with her refusing to cooperate with the FBI.
Posted by: Baltar at July 29, 2016 05:48 PM (n6tqt)

I sure hope so

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2016 05:49 PM (Ozsfq)

179 Basically, isn't this an episode of The A-Team? When nobody will help, and you can find them, maybe you can hire...

Posted by: Chupacabra at July 29, 2016 05:50 PM (McglG)

180 How much do you want to wager in double Jeopardy Wolf?
Posted by: Alex Trebek
---------

Who cares? Compared to Chris Mathews, I already look like a genius.

Posted by: The Wolfster at July 29, 2016 05:50 PM (9mTYi)

181 The Republican Party and its supporters such as Ace are nothing but Putin's poodles

Posted by: Russian lapdogs at July 29, 2016 05:50 PM (VfXcZ)

182 >>The hacking is almost irrelevant. Trump can have a lot of
>> fun with her refusing to cooperate with the FBI.

"So when the FBI investigates Hillary they find nothing, is she assuming they're going to be just as incompetent investigating this hack?"

Posted by: JEM at July 29, 2016 05:50 PM (o+SC1)

183 We need a few more juicy leaks to really burry the bitch

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2016 05:50 PM (Ozsfq)

184 I've never been caught masturbating at the library. As far as you know.

Posted by: Afroman at July 29, 2016 05:50 PM (8ngqi)

185 I would not expect any great revelations from this hack. Even Scankles and her lackeys are not stupid enough to put criminal behavior records on a computer for her anymore.

Posted by: Gunny Sargent Aikins at July 29, 2016 05:50 PM (mpXpK)

186 maybe the hackers were just trying to figure out how to donate money without being exposed to danger from Trump Fascist Fascists

Posted by: mallfly Cloggensteyn at July 29, 2016 05:50 PM (qSIlh)

187 She looks like she's shooting bees out of her mouth.

It's the Vagipocalypse!

I laff, but I am skeered that I'll one day in the near future I'll see her photo on the office wall as my CinC.

I may have to plan for the Redoubt sooner than anticipated.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 29, 2016 05:51 PM (jR7Wy)

188 Hack, you mean like with a cabbie?

Posted by: Travis Bickle at July 29, 2016 05:51 PM (mPyCN)

189 "We need a few more juicy leaks to really burry the bitch"

What do you want to bet that Bill has a "juicy leak" that he doesn't want anyone to know about?

Posted by: Qoheleth at July 29, 2016 05:51 PM (iIzG7)

190 Even Scankles and her lackeys are not stupid enough to put criminal behavior records on a computer for her anymore.
Posted by: Gunny Sargent Aikins at July 29, 2016 05:50 PM (mpXpK)

ya know bottom line...these are not really smart people. nasty lying pricks sure, but smart? Nah

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2016 05:51 PM (Ozsfq)

191 And as for the penetration of Hillary's campaign servers: I believe this is what Iowahawk would refer to as doing donuts on her front lawn.

Posted by: JEM at July 29, 2016 05:52 PM (o+SC1)

192 Why wouldn't they, Gunny? She had Top Secret on her private server and not even the lowliest of the low employees received any punishment.

Posted by: Chupacabra at July 29, 2016 05:52 PM (McglG)

193
This hack occurred months ago. The FBI warned the campaign about it in March, which means it could have begun in . . . January? Meh, if the leaks aren't out yet then there's probly nothing good.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at July 29, 2016 05:52 PM (pC96u)

194 176 Forgive me for going off-topic, but...

Catalonia goes all Brexit on Spain.
Posted by: Qoheleth at July 29, 2016 05:49 PM (iIzG7)
---
Andorra! There's my redoubt location!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 29, 2016 05:52 PM (jR7Wy)

195 Leaked emails:
Get some more Jews up there. Flags. Where's the GD flags? GD'mit Bill get some flags up there. HUMA! Give me a back rubin with relief.

Posted by: TfG at July 29, 2016 05:52 PM (nSThB)

196 Hacked? You mean like a Catholic priest?

Posted by: French mohammedans at July 29, 2016 05:52 PM (H9MG5)

197 ISIS Teen Who Killed Priest Passed Background Check For Airport Job

Weasel Zippers

See vetting works wonders

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2016 05:52 PM (Ozsfq)

198 >> What do you want to bet that Bill has a "juicy leak" that he
>> doesn't want anyone to know about?

You mean the Charlie Sheen Drip?

Posted by: JEM at July 29, 2016 05:52 PM (o+SC1)

199 The best password of all is the Enter key, null, ascii zero.

Posted by: NotMe at July 29, 2016 05:53 PM (EuQH7)

200 Refused to cooperate with FBI? WTF?
Posted by: Baltar at July 29, 2016 05:44 PM (n6tqt)
--------------------
>> lawyers, declined to provide the data, deciding that the FBI's request for sensitive personal and campaign information data was too broad and intrusive

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at July 29, 2016 05:53 PM (pC96u)

201 Even Scankles and her lackeys are not stupid enough to put criminal behavior records on a computer for her anymore.
Posted by: Gunny Sargent Aikins at July 29, 2016 05:50 PM (mpXpK)



She was stupid enough to route ALL of her emails through her private server, and not a single one through the .gov account she was supposed to use.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 29, 2016 05:53 PM (SRKgf)

202 Gold's thermal conductivity is around 30 percent higher than Aluminum's, so everything else being equal, yes.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 29, 2016 05:44 PM (kUpEx)

Classy! Luxurious!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2016 05:53 PM (3ZoRf)

203
Being good Leftists they only hire people who have the correct diversity or thoughts rather than hire for competence.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 29, 2016 05:54 PM (ODxAs)

204 "And as for the penetration of Hillary's campaign servers..."

There are two words in that phrase that ought never be used together.

Posted by: Qoheleth at July 29, 2016 05:54 PM (iIzG7)

205 In other news, when I was out running errands today, I saw the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile go by. I actually followed it in traffic for about a half mile singing the jingle to myself. First time I have ever seen one in person. From behind, it looked exactly like Hillary in that one orange pantsuit, for realsies.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 05:54 PM (kXoT0)

206 I saw that Jeopardy with Wolf Blitzer.

Even with the dumbed-down answers, he was an ignoramus.


Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at July 29, 2016 05:54 PM (4+VII)

207 "What do you want to bet that Bill has a "juicy leak" that he doesn't want anyone to know about?"

Depends on where or on what he's leaking.

Posted by: Tuna at July 29, 2016 05:54 PM (JSovD)

208 You mean the Charlie Sheen Drip?
Posted by: JEM
--

The truth is leaking out.

Posted by: Procol Harum at July 29, 2016 05:54 PM (9mTYi)

209

Smartest woman in the room

Posted by: ThunderB at July 29, 2016 05:54 PM (zOTsN)

210 Off CNN hack sock.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 29, 2016 05:55 PM (4+VII)

211 When he interviews Hillary how can Chris Wallace not go here:

"Madame Secretary, your e-mails keep getting in the news. FBI Director Comey has said that your lawyers put 30,000 e-mails beyond FBI forensic recovery. Why did your lawyers do this? Was it at your direction? Can you say categorically that none of these e-mails were about the Foundation or about Benghazi?"

If she lies and says none of the deleted e-mails were about the Foundation or Benghazi, a single leak of a hacked e-mail will sink her.

If she says that there were Foundation-related e-mails but they were unimportant, then she'll open up another line of inquiry.

She can't admit that Benghazi-related e-mails got deleted.

These are simple direct questions. Hillary can't filibuster her way out of this. She'll double down and lie, and take the risk of exposure. "I never had sexual relations with that woman. Not one time. Not ever." And then the Blue Dress.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 29, 2016 05:55 PM (r1fLd)

212 She lived by email chicanery, now she can politically die by it, too.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 29, 2016 05:55 PM (mBYZv)

213 "Catalonia goes all Brexit on Spain."



Well, I guess good for them. Spain's one of the next basket cases in Europe.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 29, 2016 05:55 PM (9ym/8)

214 Being good Leftists they only hire people who have the correct diversity or thoughts rather than hire for competence.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 29, 2016 05:54 PM (ODxAs)



Like the mastermind behind the OPM hack, Archuleta? Ward heeler in Denver or something, wasn't she?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 29, 2016 05:55 PM (SRKgf)

215
Let me guess.



The password is "ABC123" or "password"





Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 29, 2016 05:36 PM (4+VII)





IIRC, I read that one of the DNC passwords was "obamain08", so I would not be the least bit surprised if the Hillary! campaign server password was something like "imwithher" or "hillary16".

Posted by: Country Singer at July 29, 2016 05:55 PM (GUBah)

216 What if it was actually some Bernie supporters that were disgruntled? One hell of a payback for making him endorse her lol

Posted by: FCF at July 29, 2016 05:55 PM (kejii)

217 Bet they hired Mooch's friends who set up the 404Care website.

Brilliant!

Posted by: the Guinness Guys at July 29, 2016 05:55 PM (H9MG5)

218 "Spain's one of the next basket cases in Europe."

That list is long and distinguished.

Posted by: Qoheleth at July 29, 2016 05:56 PM (iIzG7)

219 Over on the Jawa site they have a gif of Billy Jeff playing with balloons, but what I found more interesting was the tottering way Hillary was walking across the stage, looking to be concentrating hard not to fall over. Perhaps trying to ignore the disorienting balloons.

Definitely hiding some serious ailments.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 29, 2016 05:56 PM (RwwCT)

220
Hillary refuses to cooperate with FBI. Its just like Nixon and Watergate.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 29, 2016 05:56 PM (ODxAs)

221 193
This hack occurred months ago. The FBI warned the campaign about it in March, which means it could have begun in . . . January? Meh, if the leaks aren't out yet then there's probly nothing good.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at July 29, 2016 05:52 PM (pC96u)


Back then the stakes weren't as high. Now that she is the nominee, the stakes are much higher for the campaign and thus will be more easily blackmailed.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 29, 2016 05:56 PM (1JnAL)

222 Don't you find it a little creepy that Drudge is working on a Friday afternoon?


Has HE been hacked?

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 29, 2016 05:56 PM (F1iXz)

223
Even Scankles and her lackeys are not stupid enough to put criminal behavior records on a computer for her anymore.
Posted by: Gunny Sargent Aikins at July 29, 2016 05:50 PM (mpXpK)

When you believe you're untouchable you can get really,really stupid

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 29, 2016 05:56 PM (lKyWE)

224

This will be blamed on trump. He asked the Russians to do it you see. It applied retroactively. IN the time machine they have

Posted by: ThunderB at July 29, 2016 05:56 PM (zOTsN)

225 I saw that Jeopardy with Wolf Blitzer.

Even with the dumbed-down answers, he was an ignoramus.

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer
-----------

Pfft.
Chris Matthews: http://tinyurl.com/pwuom4d

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2016 05:56 PM (9mTYi)

226 Please hack my server.

Posted by: Jeb! at July 29, 2016 05:56 PM (IqV8l)

227 You mean "Hacked" like with a knife?

Posted by: Her Royal Clintonness at July 29, 2016 05:57 PM (FqHs5)

228 Trump really needs to put together of Hillary's finest video moments for a commercial.

Posted by: Tuna at July 29, 2016 05:57 PM (JSovD)

229
Eye not give them too much credit. Look at what they already put on their systems. It got DWS fired

Posted by: ThunderB at July 29, 2016 05:57 PM (zOTsN)

230 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at July 29, 2016 05:58 PM (GwIKd)

231 >> Like the mastermind behind the OPM hack, Archuleta?
>> Ward heeler in Denver or something, wasn't she?

Yeah, that.

Posted by: JEM at July 29, 2016 05:58 PM (o+SC1)

232 In other news, when I was out running errands today, I saw the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile go by.

Oh that's cool.

A couple of years ago I was in traffic with an L.L. Bean Bootmobile.

I didn't know that was a thing. I learned they have two, one is blue and the one that I saw looks like the traditional Bean boot.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 29, 2016 05:58 PM (mgbwf)

233 DWS had outlived her usefulness. Her whole purpose was to get FAB the nomination. When that was assured, she was gone. And not a second before.

Posted by: Chupacabra at July 29, 2016 05:59 PM (McglG)

234 It is very simple to protect a computer with sensitive information from being hacked.


First off, you do NOT connect it to the internet or any network at all.


Second you place the hard drive in a removable bay where floppies and other disks are normally used.


Third you put no other drives or bays in the machine that allow any other media to be installed. And that includes any USB ports.


When the computer is not in active use by a trusted and authorized person, the hard drive is removed and place in a locked safe whose combination is only available to a few people.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 29, 2016 05:59 PM (mpXpK)

235 And so Hillary sees that trying to keep all your illegal sh*t hidden and under your control is pointless if you keep it all in one place..... you're better off scattering it to the four winds

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 29, 2016 05:59 PM (DE2u4)

236 #HackLivesMatter

Posted by: the DNC, DCCC, and Cankles' campaign at July 29, 2016 05:59 PM (H9MG5)

237 Hacked last may


Wiki says they have a lot of info that they will leak. Let's see

Posted by: ThunderB at July 29, 2016 05:59 PM (zOTsN)

238 OK, I miss an acronym, why is Hillary FAB?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 05:59 PM (kXoT0)

239 Hillary must have thought this FBI investigation was tied to the personal e-mail server investigation, so she refused to cooperate. Whatever the case may be, the optics are terrible.

Posted by: Baltar at July 29, 2016 06:00 PM (n6tqt)

240 Quick Robin! To the Bootmobile.

Posted by: Bootman at July 29, 2016 06:00 PM (IqV8l)

241 We are now in possession of several pictures and videos of Hillary Rodham Clinton engaged in acts of a sexual nature with Janet Reno, Deborah Wasserman-Schultz , Janet Napolitano and Human Abedin.

We have decided not to send the Terminators to kill you, you'll do it yourselves.

Posted by: Skynet at July 29, 2016 06:00 PM (MNzex)

242 FABulous

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 06:00 PM (qUNWi)

243 The People's Cube having fun with Bill Clinton's cadaverous appearance

http://tinyurl.com/hmcedod

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 29, 2016 06:00 PM (39g3+)

244 Someone's going to be very embarrassed when it turns out all these hacks on Democrat servers are being done by some pimply-faced thirteen-year-old with a crush on Justine Bieber in a basement just outside of Portland.

Posted by: Qoheleth at July 29, 2016 06:00 PM (iIzG7)

245 238. Fat arsed Btch

Posted by: Palerider at July 29, 2016 06:01 PM (dkExz)

246 185 I would not expect any great revelations from this hack. Even Scankles and her lackeys are not stupid enough to put criminal behavior records on a computer for her anymore

----------------

With this crew? Yeah.

I don't think we should email this.

We got that new security guy. You know, the friend of whatshername.

Oh yeah

Send

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 29, 2016 06:01 PM (kTF2Z)

247 238 OK, I miss an acronym, why is Hillary FAB?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 05:59 PM (kXoT0)

Fat
Ass
Bitch

Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 06:01 PM (0mRoj)

248 re 243: but before you put it in the safe, wipe it with a cloth, cackle

Posted by: mallfly Cloggensteyn at July 29, 2016 06:01 PM (qSIlh)

249 This will be blamed on trump. He asked the Russians to do it you see. It applied retroactively. IN the time machine they have
Posted by: ThunderB at July 29, 2016 05:56 PM (zOTsN)
------------------

Already done.

>>The Clinton campaign, based in Brooklyn, had no immediate comment and referred Reuters to a comment from earlier this week by campaign senior policy adviser Jake Sullivan criticizing Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump and calling the hacking "a national security issue."

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at July 29, 2016 06:01 PM (pC96u)

250 You mean hacked? Like with a cleaver?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 29, 2016 06:01 PM (39g3+)

251 OK, I miss an acronym, why is Hillary FAB?



Fat Assed Bitch

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 29, 2016 06:01 PM (Yu4ah)

252 why is Hillary FAB?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 05:59 PM (kXoT0)

Fat Ass Bitch

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2016 06:01 PM (Ozsfq)

253 So..do Democrats not understand technology?

I mean, how hard is it to have secure servers?

Or is the Democrat party/ current government simply getting tech details off of Huffpo?

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at July 29, 2016 06:01 PM (tvyXw)

254 The party line is that she set up the private server for convenience--old grandma and all. The irony is that she actually set it up to keep it out of the public eye. Worked out really well for her!!!

Posted by: Caliban at July 29, 2016 06:01 PM (3GFMN)

255 "OK, I miss an acronym, why is Hillary FAB?"

Fat-Assed Bitch, I'm guessing.

Posted by: Qoheleth at July 29, 2016 06:01 PM (iIzG7)

256 So, who has the campaign playbook, and can we get a peek?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 29, 2016 06:01 PM (mBYZv)

257 I'm running under the assumption that these are the work of Anonymous Bernie supporters.

Posted by: Chupacabra at July 29, 2016 06:02 PM (McglG)

258 Didja see that the worker's paradise of Venezuela has adopted slavery? They call it "forced labor" but tomayto tomahto.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 29, 2016 06:02 PM (Nwg0u)

259 >>>OK, I miss an acronym, why is Hillary FAB?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 05:59 PM (kXoT0)<<<




Flailing angry baboon

Posted by: no, not really at July 29, 2016 06:02 PM (H9MG5)

260 Dmitry, are you telling me you've lost another server?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 29, 2016 06:02 PM (6WoZF)

261 Flailing angry baboon
Posted by: no, not really at July 29, 2016 06:02 PM (H9MG5)

That works too

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2016 06:02 PM (Ozsfq)

262 oh... I thought it meant Friendly and Bouncy...

ha. I kill me.

Posted by: mallfly Cloggensteyn at July 29, 2016 06:02 PM (qSIlh)

263 I would not expect any great revelations from this hack. Even Scankles and her lackeys are not stupid enough to put criminal behavior records on a computer for her anymore

I dunno, they don't seem to quite grok how all this works. You'd think by now they would have top end absolute security and show some discipline, but then again... why?

I bet Hillary wins in November. The emails should doom her but they're barely being even mentioned by the media.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 29, 2016 06:02 PM (39g3+)

264 So, who has the campaign playbook, and can we get a peek?


Peak peek.

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 06:02 PM (qUNWi)

265 You mean hacked? Like with a cleaver?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
---------
Damn, Chris. A missed opportunity to sock Beaver.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2016 06:03 PM (9mTYi)

266 260. LOL

Posted by: Palerider at July 29, 2016 06:03 PM (dkExz)

267 So, wait. You all are saying that ability should be more important than personal loyalty? I do not even know you all anymore.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2016 06:03 PM (3ZoRf)

268 Putin did indeed get nekkid pictures of Hillary, but even he isn't inhumane enough to release them.

To see the effect, they got Spetsnaz volunteers to look at them. The went nuts and started screaming continuously, and they just had to shoot them to put them out of their misery.

They're saving them as a Doomsday weapon, if need be.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 06:03 PM (DW+jj)

269
You mean hacked? Like with a cleaver?

Don't look at me!

Posted by: Beaver Cleaver at July 29, 2016 06:03 PM (IqV8l)

270 Dmitry, are you telling me you've lost another server?



*puts Threadwinner wager on #260*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 29, 2016 06:03 PM (mgbwf)

271 Facetious Anti-male Blob

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 06:04 PM (qUNWi)

272 #242 TY

#243 Hilarious. He's looked awful for sometime now, but, in that photo you can actually see the thick layer of pancake makeup over his cadaverous face. He looks like a poorly prepared corpse pulled from a wonky freezer in a fifth rate mortuary.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 06:04 PM (kXoT0)

273 The emails should doom her but they're barely being even mentioned by the media.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 29, 2016 06:02 PM (39g3+)

It's hurting her in the polls. I mean Trump is not moving even or ahead because he is universally loved

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2016 06:04 PM (Ozsfq)

274 It is very simple to protect a computer with sensitive information from being hacked.

Yep. You rip the wires out of the wall and encase the computer in a block of concrete.

Then you drop the concrete block into the Marianas trench.

Or launch it into the Sun, your choice.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 29, 2016 06:04 PM (YEelc)

275 I expect next they will compare Trump to Nixon, and claim this hacking was at his direction just like the Watergate breakins were at Nixon's direction. Trump = Nixon

Tada

Posted by: ThunderB at July 29, 2016 06:04 PM (zOTsN)

276 Hack? You mean like a cough?

Posted by: Hillevilbot2016 at July 29, 2016 06:04 PM (BO/km)

277
I bet Hillary wins in November. The emails should doom her but they're barely being even mentioned by the media.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
-----

Yup.

Which reminds me, Bernie "I'm tired of hearing about the emails!" is suing the DNC, because... emails.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2016 06:04 PM (9mTYi)

278 Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 06:03 PM (DW+jj)


That's material for grade A creepypasta right there.

Posted by: Joe, living mobile at July 29, 2016 06:04 PM (qN4/a)

279 Posted by: Qoheleth at July 29, 2016 06:00 PM (iIzG7)

MOM!!!!

His name is Justin....JUSTIN!!!!

I HATE YOU!

Posted by: Pimply-faced 13 year old in Beaverton OR at July 29, 2016 06:05 PM (Zu3d9)

280 268 Putin did indeed get nekkid pictures of Hillary, but even he isn't inhumane enough to release them.

To see the effect, they got Spetsnaz volunteers to look at them. The went nuts and started screaming continuously, and they just had to shoot them to put them out of their misery.

They're saving them as a Doomsday weapon, if need be.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 06:03 PM (DW+jj)

Didn't one of Correia's books rate weapons on the destructive effect on population and society (the A bomb was a 5 out of 10.) Those photos are a 15.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2016 06:05 PM (3ZoRf)

281 What with Bill falling asleep at His own wives speech, and this it sure takes Hillary's grand Coronation down a notch doesn't it...

Posted by: donna at July 29, 2016 06:05 PM (O2RFr)

282 This is completely OT, but has anyone received the fundraising email wherein Trump pledges to donate a million dollars of his own money to his campaign, if donors send in donations? In the email, he pledges to match every contribution (up to a million dollars) with his own money.

I don't know about you all, but I find it a bit disconcerting that Trump is not willing to put his money where his mouth is and go "all in" (so to speak) and spend whatever it takes to win.

Posted by: DaveK at July 29, 2016 06:05 PM (/NgNT)

283 America -- what a country!
instead of computer serving you, you serve computer!

Posted by: Jackoff Smirnoff Wipeoff at July 29, 2016 06:05 PM (qSIlh)

284
Flatulent
Asexual
Beast

Posted by: no, not really at July 29, 2016 06:05 PM (H9MG5)

285 That gif will give me nightmares. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT WOMAN???

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2016 06:05 PM (8ZskC)

286 Posted by: DaveK at July 29, 2016 06:05 PM (/NgNT)


Your concern is noted Rockefeller

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2016 06:06 PM (Ozsfq)

287 "So, who has the campaign playbook, and can we get a peek?"

Someone seems to have thrown that playbook into reverse and stomped on the gas. Old Charlie stole the handle, and the train, it won't stop going, no it won't slow down.

Posted by: Qoheleth at July 29, 2016 06:06 PM (iIzG7)

288 275 I expect next they will compare Trump to Nixon, and claim this hacking was at his direction just like the Watergate breakins were at Nixon's direction. Trump = Nixon


I'd laugh but I wouldn't be surprised if they tried...

Posted by: donna at July 29, 2016 06:06 PM (O2RFr)

289 Farting
Anally
Badly

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 29, 2016 06:06 PM (F1iXz)

290 Evidently, the FBI is going to release a statement soon about it.

Posted by: Baltar at July 29, 2016 06:06 PM (n6tqt)

291 The People's Cube having fun with Bill Clinton's cadaverous appearance

http://tinyurl.com/hmcedod

-
Ha ha!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 29, 2016 06:07 PM (Nwg0u)

292 I don't know about you all, but I find it a bit disconcerting that Trump is not willing to put his money where his mouth is and go "all in" (so to speak) and spend whatever it takes to win.
Posted by: DaveK
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Concern:

Noted [X]
Noted [ ]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2016 06:07 PM (9mTYi)

293 Evidently, the FBI is going to release a statement soon about it.


Where did You see that?

Posted by: donna at July 29, 2016 06:07 PM (O2RFr)

294 Permit me to demonstrate endearing qualities of warmth and love of fun through the medium of human-like laughter and merriment.

HO. HO. HO.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016 Barking For Us at July 29, 2016 06:07 PM (8ZskC)

295 Fart
And
Blech

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 29, 2016 06:08 PM (F1iXz)

296 I find it a bit disconcerting that Trump is not willing to put his money where his mouth is and go "all in" (so to speak) and spend whatever it takes to win.

He may consider it a more effective way to leverage donations to do "matching" rather than just spend his own cash.

Fact about really rich people: they get that way by spending as little as possible. I agree that a man who thinks he's the last chance of America and needs to be in office ought to be less the businessman but it may be all he knows and lives after 60 years.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 29, 2016 06:08 PM (39g3+)

297 oy... actual email subject line from Hillery

"let's go do it"

Posted by: Jackoff Smirnoff Wipeoff at July 29, 2016 06:08 PM (qSIlh)

298 I don't know about you all, but I find it a bit disconcerting that Trump is not willing to put his money where his mouth is and go "all in" (so to speak) and spend whatever it takes to win.


One of his early appeals was that he was self-funding and that meant he couldn't be bought.

"If you take money from them, they own you".

OK, so if that was true for the primaries why is that not true for the general? He's not even pretending to self-fund the general.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 29, 2016 06:08 PM (mgbwf)

299 *seeing all the pics with her "oh, so shocked" face**


Feigning
Amusement
Badly

Posted by: no, not really at July 29, 2016 06:08 PM (H9MG5)

300 She thinks she's the smartest woman in the world and she can't keep her bidness hidden? Oh, snap! ROTLMAO
___________________

It was so much easier when the evidence of my crimes was on paper and I could just go into the Rose Law Firm in the middle of the night and steal my billing records. Lots of good places to hide things in the White House, too.

Computers suck!

Posted by: HILLARY CLINTON at July 29, 2016 06:08 PM (NnYnv)

301 What is going on in that clip?

Looks kind of like Bill's doing a ventriloquist routine at some shady house of burlesque.

Posted by: no business like show business at July 29, 2016 06:08 PM (rLrEx)

302 I guess when the DNC was facking over Bernie, they forgot all those funemployed computer nerds who pledged their undying love for The Bern. Some of them Pajama Boyz gotz skillz and now that they know what they know about the contempt the party held them in, I wouldn't put it past them to keep hacking and wikileaking.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 06:08 PM (kXoT0)

303 Brett Bair/Baer/however you spell it, said the FBI has confirmed to FOX that a network used by the Clinton Campaign was indeed hacked.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 06:08 PM (DW+jj)

304 Putin did indeed get nekkid pictures of Hillary, but even he isn't inhumane enough to release them.

-
I'll bet Bill has some sweeeeeeet nudes on his server.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 29, 2016 06:09 PM (Nwg0u)

305 I don't know about you all, but I find it a bit disconcerting that Trump
is not willing to put his money where his mouth is and go "all in" (so
to speak) and spend whatever it takes to win.


Considering he's spent almost nothing so far, what it takes to win may considerably less than what we've been led to believe.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 29, 2016 06:09 PM (YEelc)

306
I don't know about you all, but I find it a bit disconcerting that Trump is not willing to put his money where his mouth is and go "all in" (so to speak) and spend whatever it takes to win.
Posted by: DaveK



Were you also concerned about rich as fnck McCain and Romney anteing in?.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 29, 2016 06:09 PM (kdS6q)

307 History may show that the Donald is a genius for having zero campaign organization and always saying out loud whatever comes to his mind. No emails and no secrets = immune to hacking.

Posted by: joeclark77 at July 29, 2016 06:09 PM (LyTg/)

308 I love that GIF making the rounds. It has to be the world's most painfully false reaction in the history of the world.

Hillary seriously acts like a psychopath that poorly learned how to fake human reactions and emotions.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 29, 2016 06:09 PM (39g3+)

309 Did anybody get this email from the DaveK. Kampaign? He says he'll match any freep of blogs with freeps of his own.

I can't believe this guy wouldn't freep on his own.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 29, 2016 06:09 PM (8GNw0)

310 >>>173 What's with all the pics of Hillary all over the place with her mouth wide open like she's about to try to eat a newborn head first? It's profoundly disturbing.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2016 05:48 PM (SjPMU)

You troglodyte. It's her infectious laugh!

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 29, 2016 06:09 PM (3GFMN)

311 This is what happens when teh wimmen try to set up computer networks instead of engaging in the sammich-making arts.

Eh, Hillz?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2016 06:09 PM (8ZskC)

312 Don't look at me!
Posted by: Beaver Cleaver at July 29, 2016 06:03 PM


Weren't you reported dead yesterday?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 29, 2016 06:09 PM (kUpEx)

313 Qoheleth -

***flute solo***

Tull, baby!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 29, 2016 06:09 PM (DE2u4)

314
I'd like to see them break into the LA Times and get that Khalidi tape. Meh, fat lot of good it'll do now. But still. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2016 06:10 PM (9P3OG)

315 Franzia
And
Bacardi

Posted by: Joe, living mobile at July 29, 2016 06:10 PM (qN4/a)

316 'Evidently, the FBI is going to release a statement soon about it. '

And that's all they'll do. Nothing is real.

Posted by: freaked at July 29, 2016 06:10 PM (BO/km)

317
Fact about really rich people: they get that way by spending as little as possible.

You mean you don't get rich by throwing your money away?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 29, 2016 06:10 PM (IqV8l)

318 OK, so if that was true for the primaries why is that not true for the general? He's not even pretending to self-fund the general.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 29, 2016 06:08 PM (mgbwf)

Well, Hillary is illegally using the CCF to both fund and house her campaign, so it's not surprising he has to ask for donations. It's hard to keep up with a criminal enterprise when it comes to piles of cash.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 06:10 PM (kXoT0)

319 314
I'd like to see them break into the LA Times and get that Khalidi tape. Meh, fat lot of good it'll do now. But still. . .

How about Hills Goldman Sachs speech?

Posted by: donna at July 29, 2016 06:10 PM (O2RFr)

320 "***flute solo*** Tull, baby!"

I'm looking forward to calling Hillary "the all-time loser," if you hadn't already guessed.

Posted by: Qoheleth at July 29, 2016 06:10 PM (iIzG7)

321 What is going on in that clip?

Looks kind of like Bill's doing a ventriloquist routine at some shady house of burlesque.
---
I thought he was in the first stages of either turning into Classic Redskin Satan or a Rock Lobster.

/hey SYFY channel, do we have some plots for you!

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at July 29, 2016 06:11 PM (tvyXw)

322 and... email a few days ago from the Paste Eater: tell me if you believe a word of this:

There are only six people alive right now who can tell you what the job of vice president is really about.

Who can tell you what it's like to spend late nights in the Oval Office, just you and the president, talking through gut-wrenching choices that will affect the lives of millions of people.

Who know what it means to give counsel, be a sounding board, and take on whatever task the president needs you to tackle -- because that job is literally too big to do alone.



{I hear you laughing...]

Posted by: Jackoff Smirnoff Wipeoff at July 29, 2016 06:11 PM (qSIlh)

323
they forgot all those funemployed computer nerds who pledged their undying love for The Bern.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil




For most of those, one expects their leet haxor skillz don't go beyond adjusting the wi-fi settings on their iPhones.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 29, 2016 06:11 PM (kdS6q)

324
Fuck
A
Bear

Posted by: LEONARDO DICAPRIO at July 29, 2016 06:11 PM (F1iXz)

325 >>>82 Drudge says She refused to cooperate...
Posted by: donna at July 29, 2016 05:35 PM (O2RFr)

So did Bill.

Posted by: Caliban at July 29, 2016 06:11 PM (3GFMN)

326 You troglodyte. It's her infectious laugh!

So her laugh is like chlamydia?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 29, 2016 06:11 PM (YEelc)

327 Clinton foundation. Follow the money

Posted by: ThunderB at July 29, 2016 06:11 PM (zOTsN)

328 I'll eat a baby to get your vote. I'm dead serious about this.

In fact, maybe I'll eat a baby whether I get your vote or not.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016 Barking For Us at July 29, 2016 06:12 PM (8ZskC)

329 Hacked? You mean like with a machete?

Posted by: Her Royal Majesty, Hillary Rodham Clinton at July 29, 2016 06:12 PM (DbBV5)

330 You know, if you think about it, the lyrics of "Locomotive Breath" could be a hell of a metaphor for the Hillary campaign.

Posted by: Qoheleth at July 29, 2016 06:12 PM (iIzG7)

331 Considering he's spent almost nothing so far, what it takes to win may considerably less than what we've been led to believe.

I would say that Trump has proven that at least some candidates can do well without spending very much at all. And that's a terrific thing.

One of his early appeals was that he was self-funding and that meant he couldn't be bought.


I never bought that line, because the richer you are, the richer you want to be. There's no "enough" for someone like Trump.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 29, 2016 06:12 PM (39g3+)

332 Yeah, I imagine Bill's porn collection is epic. I wonder who gets it in the will?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 06:12 PM (DW+jj)

333 Who know what it means to give counsel, be a sounding board, and take on whatever task the president needs you to tackle -- because that job is literally too big to do alone.

The only "board" Biden should have used was a two by four to the head to knock some sense into obama...

Posted by: donna at July 29, 2016 06:12 PM (O2RFr)

334 .

Fuck
Ass
Buddy

Posted by: Wonkette at July 29, 2016 06:12 PM (F1iXz)

335 Holy shaert....Bill does look like Capn Pike.

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 06:12 PM (qUNWi)

336 Literally thousands of pages of critques written about Hillary, numerous criminal investigations, and testimony before Congress and the FBI and

what finally brings down HRC/FAB/Da Bitch/Vajayjay Queen, you ask?

REVENGE.OF.THE.NERDS.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 06:13 PM (kXoT0)

337 Tull, baby!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
---------

Right on! Great tune!

"...eyeing little girls with bad intent.."

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 29, 2016 06:13 PM (9mTYi)

338 319 314
I'd like to see them break into the LA Times and get that Khalidi tape. Meh, fat lot of good it'll do now. But still. . .

How about Hills Goldman Sachs speech?
Posted by: donna at July 29, 2016 06:10 PM (O2RFr)

Cut, jib. Newsletter? No really. Not mine.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2016 06:13 PM (9P3OG)

339 "Hacking Servers"?? Like Gabriella Sabatini?

Posted by: I Love Steffi Graf at July 29, 2016 06:13 PM (NpXHO)

340 they forgot all those funemployed computer nerds who pledged their undying love for The Bern.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil





Actually, what would make sense is all the IT types that got laid off after training their H1B replacements.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 29, 2016 06:13 PM (GUBah)

341 In fact, maybe I'll eat a baby whether I get your vote or not.

Again?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 29, 2016 06:13 PM (39g3+)

342 Hacked? What like with an axe?

Posted by: mst3k at July 29, 2016 06:13 PM (uCcCd)

343 330 You know, if you think about it, the lyrics of "Locomotive Breath" could be a hell of a metaphor for the Hillary campaign.
Posted by: Qoheleth at July 29, 2016 06:12 PM (iIzG7)


". . . and the all time winner,
has got him by the balls!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2016 06:13 PM (9P3OG)

344 wouldn't it be 'special' if the hackers got their claws in these systems based on earlier getting into Hilary's personal State Department server?

Posted by: Bubba at July 29, 2016 06:13 PM (AfNGb)

345 Why

Why would they refuse to cooperate

And how is Bill involved

Posted by: ThunderB at July 29, 2016 06:14 PM (zOTsN)

346 Right on! Great tune!

"...eyeing little girls with bad no intent.."
Posted by: Bill Clinton
-----

Idiot. Edited for release.

Posted by: Hillary at July 29, 2016 06:14 PM (9mTYi)

347 >>>40 If one were to stumble upon nude pictures of an American female presidential candidate how much could one get for those pictures? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Vladdy P. at July 29, 2016 05:31 PM (MNze


Is she alone?

Posted by: Huma at July 29, 2016 06:14 PM (3GFMN)

348 345 Why

Why would they refuse to cooperate

And how is Bill involved
Posted by: ThunderB at July

I guess because they would have to hand over all the e-mails they have and there must be something they don't want seen...

Posted by: donna at July 29, 2016 06:15 PM (O2RFr)

349 Americans need to calm down and stop blaming Russia for hacking the Democratic National Committee, Director of National Intelligence James Clapper said on Thursday.

"I'm somewhat taken aback by the hyperventilation on this," Clapper said at the Aspen Security Forum in Colorado. "I'm shocked someone did some hacking," he added sarcastically. "That's never happened before."

Posted by: Sexypig at July 29, 2016 06:15 PM (UBBWX)

350 I want someone to add some flies flying around Bill's mouth.

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2016 06:15 PM (qUNWi)

351 For most of those, one expects their leet haxor skillz don't go beyond adjusting the wi-fi settings on their iPhones.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 29, 2016 06:11 PM (kdS6q)

Ah, but, there are thousands and thousands of them...it just takes one and it's been widely publicized how insecure her computer security really and truly is...

IT.JUST.TAKES.ONE.NERD.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 06:15 PM (kXoT0)

352 >>>Though I can't justify being amused at criminal intrusions into the US political system...

Stop thinking of Democrats as if they deserved the same regard as law abiding citizens. They are lawless sociopaths, and are therefore fair game, just as you are allowed to use physical force against a mugger, when such force would be illegal otherwise.


Posted by: Yuimetal at July 29, 2016 06:16 PM (zN8bB)

353
OK, so if that was true for the primaries why is that not true for the general? He's not even pretending to self-fund the general. Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 29, 2016 06:08 PM (mgbwf)

Because I don't like the idea of billionaires being able to buy the presidency.Jeff Bezos or Tim Cookcould get a hair uptheir ass and decidethey want to prez.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 29, 2016 06:16 PM (lKyWE)

354

"Huma! My clit ring is stuck on the server's DVD tray again!"

Posted by: Hitlery Macbeth at July 29, 2016 06:16 PM (qcmqL)

355 How long have they known about this?

Posted by: donna at July 29, 2016 06:16 PM (O2RFr)

356 "I want someone to add some flies flying around Bill's mouth."

And a buzzard slowly circling, high overhead...

Posted by: Qoheleth at July 29, 2016 06:16 PM (iIzG7)

357 Read the article ( I know, we are the moron hoard, we don't even read the post, just the comments) and Hillary! press secretary said it was a matter of "National Security".

So, the Democratic Party is now a part of the national security apparatus. Just like the Communist Party during the USSR hey day.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 29, 2016 06:16 PM (/HC6x)

358 To me there is little doubt assange has evidence of illicit dealings between the campaign and the "charity" and he's trying to be all breitbartian about trickling it out. Which I'll admit is entertaining but getting impatient just get it all out there

Posted by: mst3k at July 29, 2016 06:16 PM (uCcCd)

359 Yeah the Bill Clinton Captain Pike comparison is awful and hilarious. I expect Bill to show up in a mobile box and beep next appearance.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 29, 2016 06:17 PM (39g3+)

360 In the Mel Gibson thread I said the movie Once We Were Soldiers was good. Someone responded that the book was better and I said my wife had it on her Kindle and I would have to see if I could move it to mine.


I have checked Amazon and the kindle version is only $2.64. No need to try moving it with DRM on it at that price.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 29, 2016 06:17 PM (mpXpK)

361 Considering he's spent almost nothing so far, what it takes to win may considerably less than what we've been led to believe.

-
This is kinda interesting.

http://tinyurl.com/gp7dxwm

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 29, 2016 06:17 PM (Nwg0u)

362 Fisting
And
B-


Oh that's the line? Alright never mind then.

Posted by: Joe, living mobile at July 29, 2016 06:17 PM (qN4/a)

363 It's being hacked by all those handsome men whose hearts are all a'flutter over sexy Hillary.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 29, 2016 06:17 PM (+lVUW)

364 'There is the possibility that this is bogus and they are trying to continue the fallacious, "Trump asked the Russians to hack Hillary." meme.'

Ohhhhh, that does sound possible.

Posted by: Sexypig at July 29, 2016 06:17 PM (UBBWX)

365 And a buzzard slowly circling, high overhead...

Just have the damn thing perched on his shoulder.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 29, 2016 06:17 PM (YEelc)

366 So, the Democratic Party is now a part of the national security apparatus. Just like the Communist Party during the USSR hey day.

So now it's about National security?

Posted by: donna at July 29, 2016 06:17 PM (O2RFr)

367 "... and Hillary! press secretary said it was a matter of "National Security"."

Yeah, like she's ever given two shits about national security.

Posted by: Qoheleth at July 29, 2016 06:17 PM (iIzG7)

368 I want someone to add some flies flying around Bill's mouth."

And a buzzard slowly circling, high overhead...
Posted by: Qoheleth at July 29, 2016 06:16 PM (iIzG7)

============

There are some things even a buzzard won't touch.


http://tinyurl.com/k7cejnn

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long of popcorn and butter futures!! at July 29, 2016 06:18 PM (kXoT0)

369 They probably outsourced their network admin to some friend of the cause and they in turn outsourced it to the Pakis or something like that.

Posted by: freaked at July 29, 2016 06:18 PM (BO/km)

370 "I have checked Amazon and the kindle version is only $2.64. No need to try moving it with DRM on it at that price."

you should be able to one-click send it to your Kindle if you share the same account.

donate the $2.64 to a worthy cause.

Posted by: Sexypig at July 29, 2016 06:18 PM (UBBWX)

371 Hillary doesn't have a clit ring. Her, uh, fluids are like Alien blood. It'll dissolve any metal known to man.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 06:18 PM (DW+jj)

372 I still think Wikileaks will dump GOP emails around fall. They don't like Republicans, either.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 29, 2016 06:18 PM (39g3+)

373 "There are some things even a buzzard won't touch."

"Spit that out! You don't know where it's been!"

Posted by: Qoheleth at July 29, 2016 06:18 PM (iIzG7)

374 They are the "victims" here


The only reason a victim refuses to cooperate in this sort of deal is to hide their own criminality

So, Hillary, why aren't you cooperating

And why is Bill involved? Does he have an official job in her campaign?

Not that i know of

This is about the campaign and the Clinton Foundation

Posted by: ThunderB at July 29, 2016 06:19 PM (zOTsN)

375 345
Why



Why would they refuse to cooperate



And how is Bill involved

Posted by: ThunderB at July 29, 2016 06:14 PM (zOTsN)

They were asked to expose the emails hacked, some of which may contain illegal actions with donors.
They declined. Da Huh

Posted by: Wonkette at July 29, 2016 06:19 PM (F1iXz)

376 357
Read the article ( I know, we are the moron hoard, we don't even read
the post, just the comments) and Hillary! press secretary said it was a
matter of "National Security".



So, the Democratic Party is now a part of the national security
apparatus. Just like the Communist Party during the USSR hey day.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 29, 2016 06:16 PM (/HC6x)

Her campaign server is a matter of Ntional Security but her server when she was SOS isn't?
Bizzarro world.

Posted by: Tami at July 29, 2016 06:19 PM (Enq6K)

377 Brett Bair/Baer/however you spell it, said the FBI has confirmed to FOX that a network used by the Clinton Campaign was indeed hacked.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 06:08 PM (DW+jj)
------------------
Yeah, but months ago. And where's the leak? What's a hack without a leak?

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at July 29, 2016 06:19 PM (pC96u)

378 372 I still think Wikileaks will dump GOP emails around fall. They don't like Republicans, either.

Yes, they have said as much...

Posted by: donna at July 29, 2016 06:19 PM (O2RFr)

379 off Wonkette sock

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 29, 2016 06:19 PM (F1iXz)

380 For the party who loves 'science' and 'technology', they sure don't even know how to set up some basic server security. Truly incompetent.

Posted by: IC at July 29, 2016 06:19 PM (a0IVu)

381 Ok...so now we know "some" of the Democrats dirty little secrets. The real question is: has the Republican party and Trump been hacked?

My theory: Both have been hacked, but the Dems are being insulated from everything with these "data dumps", and the Repubs are being blackmailed.

Yes, its conspiratorial, but not out of the realm of possibility.

Posted by: Dansgirls at July 29, 2016 06:20 PM (xBbs+)

382 372 I still think Wikileaks will dump GOP emails around fall. They don't like Republicans, either.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 29, 2016 06:18 PM (39g3+)

I'm not a big fan of the Republicans these days either.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 29, 2016 06:20 PM (0mRoj)

383 Yet another reason to vote for Trump. Hillary's blind incompetence and inability to function in a tech savvy world just shows you what kind of a moron she really is when it comes to day to day functions most of us know how to handle.

Plus that fact that she is a lying, low life, four flushing scum bag does not help either.

Vote Trump/Pence 2016...put the old booze bag out of her misery already.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 29, 2016 06:20 PM (ej1L0)

384 I liked We Were Soldiers but yeah, I'd love to read the book. If you can find it, Brennan's War is a great Vietnam book. There are some amazing Vietnam era biographies out there. They tell a very different tale than you hear elsewhere.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 29, 2016 06:20 PM (39g3+)

385
I have checked Amazon and the kindle version is only $2.64. No need to try moving it with DRM on it at that price.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 29, 2016 06:17 PM (mpXpK)

She can check her copy on Amazon and see if it's 'loanable'. If it is, she just loans it to you.

Posted by: Tami at July 29, 2016 06:21 PM (Enq6K)

386 340
they forgot all those funemployed computer nerds who pledged their undying love for The Bern.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil




Actually, what would make sense is all the IT types that got laid off after training their H1B replacements.


Posted by: Country Singer at July 29, 2016 06:13 PM (GUBah)


Now, that's some quality humor!

Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2016 06:21 PM (EzgxV)

387 Do you suppose that there's enough money in the Clinton foundation to pay the ransom for those documents?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at July 29, 2016 06:21 PM (AfNGb)

388 I still think Wikileaks will dump GOP emails around fall. They don't like Republicans, either.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 29, 2016 06:18 PM (39g3+)



Rumor has it that they have Trump admitting that the taco bowls at Trump Tower really aren't that good.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2016 06:21 PM (8ZskC)

389 The Ricos Nacho Truck is pretty impressive in person. I saw it at HEB.

http://www.ricos.com/fes
tival-de-mayo-houston/nacho-truck/

The nachos look real, except for being, you know, ginormous.

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 29, 2016 06:21 PM (ozZau)

390
Actually, what would make sense is all the IT types that got laid off after training their H1B replacements.


Posted by: Country Singer at July 29, 2016 06:13 PM (GUBah)
--------------------

Haw haw!

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at July 29, 2016 06:21 PM (pC96u)

391 And a buzzard slowly circling, high overhead...

Just have the damn thing perched on his shoulder.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
---------
Apparently it has been scrubbed, but there was a photo on the net of Bill being bitten by the bald eagle Challenger. Here's the story:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pkmtq9e

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2016 06:22 PM (9mTYi)

392 Vote Hillary!

I will make America as safe as a Democratic Party server!

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 29, 2016 06:22 PM (/HC6x)

393 372 I still think Wikileaks will dump GOP emails around fall. They don't like Republicans, either

--
What can they possibly release that can change people's perception of Trump? The left already is convinced that he's a mysoginistic racist maniac.

Trump could post racist image macro memes with his campaign staff and it wouldn't affect anyone's perception of him.

Posted by: Joe, living mobile at July 29, 2016 06:22 PM (qN4/a)

394 There are some amazing Vietnam era biographies out there. They tell a very different tale than you hear elsewhere.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 29, 2016 06:20 PM (39g3+)

Imagine that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2016 06:22 PM (3ZoRf)

395 Hacked? You mean like phlegm?

Posted by: Hillary! at July 29, 2016 06:22 PM (mkppl)

396

If I were to guess, I would bet financial shinanigans. Mixing campaign and foundation funds and using them for personal use

Grifter type stuff

Posted by: ThunderB at July 29, 2016 06:22 PM (zOTsN)

397

How did this bottle of Old Overcoat end up in my vajayjay?

Posted by: Hitlery Macbeth at July 29, 2016 06:22 PM (qcmqL)

398 They tell a very different tale than you hear elsewhere.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 29, 2016 06:20 PM (39g3+)

Most Vietnam era soldiers were not junkies.
Most did a very good job.
We kicked North Vietnam's ass.

Who knew?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2016 06:23 PM (Zu3d9)

399 Fat
And
Bitchy

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 29, 2016 06:23 PM (WZoaY)

400
'There is the possibility that this is bogus and they are trying to continue the fallacious, "Trump asked the Russians to hack Hillary." meme.'

She is trying to sell herself as the level headed and thoughtful presidential candidate.How does accusing a hostile foreign power of a conspiracy to influence an election with no evidencefit that narrative?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 29, 2016 06:23 PM (lKyWE)

401 strike test

strike test

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 29, 2016 06:23 PM (Uy6ri)

402 I thought it was Fat Ankled Bitch.

Posted by: freaked at July 29, 2016 06:23 PM (BO/km)

403 344
wouldn't it be 'special' if the hackers got their claws in these systems
based on earlier getting into Hilary's personal State Department
server?

Posted by: Bubba at July 29, 2016 06:13 PM (AfNGb)


There is a method of running malware on systems by having a user look at an image or document that has had malware incorporated into it.....and why wouldn't staffers at the DNC, DCCC, or Clinton Campaign look at an email attachment from Cankles?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2016 06:24 PM (EzgxV)

404 I wish people would stop talking about tacos, I'm already hungry.

What can they possibly release that can change people's perception of Trump? The left already is convinced that he's a mysoginistic racist maniac.

Yeah but its not really taking hold with anyone else. People who don't like Trump already don't like him and others are like "racist? him?"

If they had something like the Democrat's more egregiously poor taste and bad tone stuff from the GOP that would be plastered wall to wall for 2 months straight by the legacy media, proving to minorities forever that the Republicans are one burning cross from lynching them all.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 29, 2016 06:24 PM (39g3+)

405 what will wikileaks have from the republicans? That !Jeb! spent a hundred mil and got zilch in return? That staffers think Melania and Ivanka are hot? That Trump's hair is orange?
Oh, I know... that they made a deal with the KGB to hack and leak the Dem's stuff. Ok. Makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Jackoff Smirnoff Wipeoff at July 29, 2016 06:24 PM (qSIlh)

406 GOP email leaks:

Go long on polo pony feed.

Send your butler to Kmart for underwear. It's not like anybody's ever going to know.



Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 29, 2016 06:24 PM (Nwg0u)

407 strike test

Sorry, this ain't a union shop.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 29, 2016 06:24 PM (YEelc)

408 Really, what is Hillary supposed to be doing in that clip at the top?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2016 06:25 PM (HXQyP)

409 My theory: Both have been hacked, but the Dems are being insulated from everything with these "data dumps", and the Repubs are being blackmailed.

Yes, its conspiratorial, but not out of the realm of possibility.
Posted by: Dansgirls at July 29, 2016 06:20 PM (xBbs+)

The value of blackmailing Helldog is much greater.

Posted by: Golfman at July 29, 2016 06:25 PM (48QDY)

410 How did this bottle of Old Overcoat end up in my vajayjay?
Posted by: Hitlery Macbeth at July 29, 2016 06:22 PM (qcmqL)

Back in the day we called it "Old Over & Out".

Still being sold I see....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 29, 2016 06:25 PM (ej1L0)

411 How did this bottle of Old Overcoat end up in my vajayjay?
Posted by: Hitlery Macbeth
-----------

Heh. A rye comment.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2016 06:25 PM (9mTYi)

412 370 you should be able to one-click send it to your Kindle if you share the same account.



donate the $2.64 to a worthy cause.

Posted by: Sexypig at July 29, 2016 06:18 PM (UBBWX)

We tried doing that with another book a few years ago and it turned into a huge PITB. I would rather spend the $2.64.
We don't share the same account BTW.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 29, 2016 06:25 PM (mpXpK)

413 'There is the possibility that this is bogus and they are trying to continue the fallacious, "Trump asked the Russians to hack Hillary." meme.'

Not if this happened months ago.

Didn't the Clinton campaign do something to Bernie's servers or info on DNC servers or something a while back??

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 29, 2016 06:26 PM (L7t0A)

414 These people have the same grasp of cyber issues as I do of Swahili grammar rules.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 29, 2016 06:26 PM (AqVoh)

415 Not if this happened months ago.

This happened months ago?

Posted by: donna at July 29, 2016 06:26 PM (O2RFr)

416 This news warms my dark heart.

Does the Trump Campaign even have a campaign server from which to hack? I'll bet they don't have anything equivalent to Hillary 2016 operation setup and instead just have all their communications, plans and contacts written down and managed by Trump's team of super hot secrete... er, executive assistants.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 29, 2016 06:26 PM (Uy6ri)

417 Stome test. Use brackets. [ ]

Posted by: Golfman at July 29, 2016 06:27 PM (48QDY)

418 It doesnt take much to get in to a poorly managed network. They are admitting their network is poorly managed.

Posted by: freaked at July 29, 2016 06:27 PM (BO/km)

419 Have to say that while maybe not amused by "violations" against American political figures and organizations (authoritarian/racist ones, that is), my reaction is the platonic ideal of utter indifference.


Same for misfortune of any kind, really, befalling them, including personal. Same goes for their supporters.


And for institutions that have squandered their legitimacy, like the FBI, or the courts. I have no more respect for them (or a single individual drawing their welfare, er, "paychecks" from them) than I do for drug cartel personnel or any other dime a dozen Third World outfits with unlimited power and zero legitimacy.


Dissolution of the civic culture like we've seen the last few years is liberating, even as it's infuriating and nauseating.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 29, 2016 06:27 PM (QDnY+)

420 In Soviet America, Russian Capitalist pigs hack you.

Posted by: Bubba Smirnoff at July 29, 2016 06:27 PM (MNzex)

421

GOPe hack


God I hate that Trump

Trump is a Nazi.

Maybe someone will do is a favor and kill Trump

Of course we want open borders

Of course we will cooperate with Obama, Reid and Pelosi.

I hate our base. Bunch of hillbillies


That will be the GOP hack

Posted by: ThunderB at July 29, 2016 06:27 PM (zOTsN)

422 Is stome a word, spellcheck?

Posted by: Golfman at July 29, 2016 06:27 PM (48QDY)

423
Fluke Thigh-walker is getting hammered.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2016 06:28 PM (9P3OG)

424 All the major powers, the Rooskies, Chicoms, etc. have been hacking at everything we have. DNC, RNC, everything. That's what they do. And that's what we do too. At least we used to.

That's the job of your intel service. Find shit on what your enemies and even friends are up to.

What the major parties are up to would be a prime target for foreign intel.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 29, 2016 06:28 PM (DW+jj)

425 This happened months ago?
Posted by: donna at July 29, 2016 06:26 PM (O2RFr)
--------------------

The FBI contacted the Clinton campaign about it in March.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at July 29, 2016 06:28 PM (pC96u)

426 A stome is a weasel in its larval state.

You may now continue.

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien's Earpiece at July 29, 2016 06:29 PM (rLrEx)

427
This happened months ago?


Back in March, according to article on Yahoo news.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 29, 2016 06:29 PM (L7t0A)

428 Posted by: rhomboid at July 29, 2016 06:27 PM (QDnY+)

Well put.

Now if I can just lose all morals and put it to good use.

Posted by: Golfman at July 29, 2016 06:29 PM (48QDY)

429 Always learning at the HQ.

Posted by: Golfman at July 29, 2016 06:30 PM (48QDY)

430 408
Really, what is Hillary supposed to be doing in that clip at the top?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2016 06:25 PM (HXQyP)


They're both pretending to be excited about the impending balloon drop at the convention. In other words, "yes, that actually happened."

Posted by: cthulhu at July 29, 2016 06:30 PM (EzgxV)

431 Too bad they didn't do the cryptolocker thing to everything on the DNC network. That would kinda make me smile.

Posted by: freaked at July 29, 2016 06:30 PM (BO/km)

432 So, I went out and bought a bottle of "Crystal Head" vodka because it was reviewed well during a review on RLM. Expensive- but for a one time purchase because the bottle is cool and I will keep.

I set up a toast with a couple friends (I just got a job today, and a buddy got hired at what he considers his dream job. Another friend and I had also spoken with a potential first employee/advisor for our business.)

So, I had not eaten anything prior, and my friend said she did not drink shots anymore (don't ask) so I threw down hers.

1) It is good vodka. Not $45 per bottle good. But a smooth vodka as far as vodkas go.

2) I should eat before drinking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2016 06:30 PM (3ZoRf)

433 I am totes sure that all the Russians and Chinese were hoping to get was a picture of FAB in a yoga pose.

Posted by: Cheri at July 29, 2016 06:31 PM (oiNtH)

434 Probably some good money to be made revamping security procedures for high level campaigns. They probably should have an air gap for seriously confidential information.


Posted by: Revenant at July 29, 2016 06:31 PM (3DSAh)

435 If the Dems listened to Rush, they'd already have LIFELOCK!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 29, 2016 06:31 PM (L7t0A)

436

Hillary and Bill need to be asked why they won't cooperate

Posted by: ThunderB at July 29, 2016 06:33 PM (zOTsN)

437 Well shit, now they will have to promote the campaign IT guy.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 29, 2016 06:33 PM (6Ll1u)

438
The Chinese are going to use Clinton's super secret yoga routines to make army traing videos

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 29, 2016 06:33 PM (lKyWE)

439 Guess they should have used Hillary's crack team who successfully kept all outside opponents and enemy's from getting into the Secretary of States server.

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2016 06:33 PM (bksJQ)

440 After the ash from The Burning Times and WWIII has settled, these clips and pictures of Hillary will again circulate worldwide making their way into the annals of history.

Instead of people collectively asking "why". They will be saying "what a bunch of idiots for not seeing it coming".

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 29, 2016 06:34 PM (a94gW)

441 Remember those quaint old days when a clumsy break in of DNC headquarters ended a Presidency? When 2 hack writers for the WaPo made lifetime careers out of this event?

Oh, those were much simpler times.

Posted by: Cheri at July 29, 2016 06:34 PM (oiNtH)

442 Password1234

All it takes is one.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 29, 2016 06:35 PM (AqVoh)

443 ThunderB as ever you are right, and have the prosecutor/investigator's nose for the "so what" here (why no cooperation?).


But as for being asked that, I'd remind you live in a place closer to 1970 East Germany than the American you thought you were part of. There will be no such questions.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 29, 2016 06:35 PM (QDnY+)

444 Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2016 06:30 PM (3ZoRf)
_________

Congratulations on the new job.

Posted by: HILLARY CLINTON at July 29, 2016 06:35 PM (NnYnv)

445 re 4440
After the ash from The Burning Times and WWIII has settled, these clips and pictures of Hillary will again circulate worldwide making their way into the annals of history.

I would have said 'anals' but that's just me

Posted by: Jackoff Smirnoff Wipeoff at July 29, 2016 06:35 PM (qSIlh)

446 >>>I should eat before drinking.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2016 06:30 PM (3ZoRf)

Do not eat before drinking. That is the marriage of Heaven and Hell.

Posted by: William Blake at July 29, 2016 06:35 PM (3GFMN)

447 The Russians are ahead of the curve by going back to paper and typewriters.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 29, 2016 06:35 PM (a94gW)

448 Hillary is a criminal, and the worst kind: untouchable. Anything anyone can do to hobble her is a moral act.

Posted by: Yuimetal at July 29, 2016 06:36 PM (zN8bB)

449 Congratulations on the new job.
Posted by: HILLARY CLINTON at July 29, 2016 06:35 PM (NnYnv)

Thanks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2016 06:36 PM (3ZoRf)

450 Meanwhile the NC State Legislature disenfranchised black folk specifically and intentionally.

Posted by: 4th Circuit Court of Appeals at July 29, 2016 06:36 PM (48QDY)

451 Hillary Clinton's campaign servers were hacked, and she has a hacking cough. Don't you people get it?

Posted by: Phoebe Buffay at July 29, 2016 06:37 PM (3GFMN)

452 hey, let's keep in mind, it just takes one idiot underling, who sees an email from, say, Debbie Waserman Schlutz with an important report, please download and read ASAP, to create a hacking opportunity, and you know the Dems are too cheap to hire really good people for some jobs.

Posted by: Jackoff Smirnoff Wipeoff at July 29, 2016 06:37 PM (qSIlh)

453 I run some small networks for customers. You'd be surprised what bounces off of an obscure firewall or server on the Internet. It's a constant barrage. It's really f'n annoying too.

Posted by: freaked at July 29, 2016 06:37 PM (BO/km)

454 Remember when they laughed at McCain for not using email?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 29, 2016 06:37 PM (L7t0A)

455 451 Hillary Clinton's campaign servers were hacked, and she has a hacking cough. Don't you people get it?
Posted by: Phoebe Buffay at July 29, 2016 06:37 PM (3GFMN)

Get in with this!

Posted by: That Guy at July 29, 2016 06:38 PM (3ZoRf)

456 454 Remember when they laughed at McCain for not using email?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 29, 2016 06:37 PM (L7t0A)

He is still a douche, but possibly prescient.

Posted by: That Guy at July 29, 2016 06:38 PM (3ZoRf)

457

"Huma! Ask SECNAV how much of a Polaris missile I can get up there!"

"And book the Explosives Transfer Dock at Bremerton for next Wednesday!"

Posted by: Hitlery Macbeth at July 29, 2016 06:39 PM (qcmqL)

458 Or else he is an old dude who does not get these new fangled devices.

Posted by: That Guy at July 29, 2016 06:40 PM (3ZoRf)

459 Someone somewhere should figure out to use these absurd court decisions on voter ID to do a giant reductio ad absurdum on the country, the economy, the society.


If a nearly automatic, easy, routine part of life (picture IDs of various kinds) are in fact a burden for some, then EVERYTHING requiring a picture ID must be barred from doing so.


Obviously. Of course the "judges" in today's "judiciary" wouldn't miss a beat to declare any illogical, facially absurd thing they please to pretend their logic doesn't ineluctably lead to the abolition of ID requirements. But at least, as with the rest of US civil society, there will be lots more degrading and humiliating episodes to torture the still marginally responsible observers, perhaps even leading to someone saying "enough".

Posted by: rhomboid at July 29, 2016 06:40 PM (QDnY+)

460 My God! My servers have been hacked! Somebody call Matt Damon!

Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton at July 29, 2016 06:41 PM (3GFMN)

461 And why is Bill involved? Does he have an official job in her campaign?

Not that i know of

This is about the campaign and the Clinton Foundation
Posted by: ThunderB at July 29, 2016 06:19 PM (zOTsN)


He's been using it to troll for ho's.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 29, 2016 06:41 PM (+lVUW)

462 Hacked? You mean like a hairball?

Posted by: Princess Tiger-Lily, formerly from HotAir at July 29, 2016 06:41 PM (vfC/C)

463 So hacky together
Ba bah ba bah
How is the weather?
Ba bah ba bah ba bah ba bah

Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter at July 29, 2016 06:42 PM (BO/km)

464 THESE FUCKERS WERE NEVER CONSERVATIVE, THEY HAVE BEEN LYING TO US THE ENTIRE TIME
---

THIS is why Trump is the candidate. 8 years of broken promises by Republicans. They didn't even pretend to work for the people who nominated them.

Exhibit 1: "We will repeal Obamacare"

Yeah. They could have defunded on day one.

Didn't.
Even
Try.


Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at July 29, 2016 06:42 PM (tvyXw)

465 MATT DAMON !

Posted by: Matt Damon at July 29, 2016 06:42 PM (MNzex)

466 Posted by: rhomboid at July 29, 2016 06:40 PM (QDnY+)

When I was filling out paperwork today, an odd thing was this. I either needed two forms of ID (driver's license, SS card, etc.) Or I only needed my passport (there were a couple other choices.) I used my passport.

Is this due to a greater scrutiny for passport holders or something?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2016 06:42 PM (3ZoRf)

467 and from now on, per the NY Times, you peasants are to refer to me by this name!

Posted by: Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton at July 29, 2016 06:43 PM (qSIlh)

468 My Server Got Hacked and All I Got Was This Cankle Bracelet

Posted by: Ts for Hillary! at July 29, 2016 06:43 PM (k8tEg)

469 Congratulations on the new job.
Posted by: HILLARY CLINTON at July 29, 2016 06:35 PM (NnYnv)

Why, Hillary. You're showing a bit of humanity there and this is not even the Democratic convention. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2016 06:43 PM (HXQyP)

470 Central Texas Strategic Planning get together. Taking a pulse check here.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2016 06:43 PM (usjtP)

471 Instapundit has nice pictures at the top of his page.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2016 06:43 PM (3ZoRf)

472 >>Hillary's crack team

PHRASING!!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 29, 2016 06:44 PM (ImTQ/)

473 472 >>Hillary's crack team

PHRASING!!!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 29, 2016 06:44 PM (ImTQ/)

No, he's a poet and didn't even know it!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2016 06:44 PM (3ZoRf)

474 Yes this is my "acting stupid face." As though I'm as amused by a raft of colorful balloons as the average fucking idiot voter. Fuck you and vote for me!

Posted by: Hillary!!! at July 29, 2016 06:45 PM (k8tEg)

475 Posted by: Aetius451AD

Congratulations on your new job. Hope it's all you hope it will be.

And no, I wasn't the HILLARY sock.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2016 06:45 PM (HXQyP)

476


Those balloons were full of BernBot farts. Ima gonna sniff everyone of them!

Posted by: Hitlery Macbeth at July 29, 2016 06:46 PM (qcmqL)

477 >>>No, he's a poet and didn't even know it!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2016 06:44 PM (3ZoRf)

Does your new job involve pressing F5?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 29, 2016 06:47 PM (ImTQ/)

478 Congratulations on your new job. Hope it's all you hope it will be.

And no, I wasn't the HILLARY sock.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2016 06:45 PM (HXQyP)

It is just a job to make money while I and a friend can get a business going.

Still, thank you very much.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2016 06:48 PM (3ZoRf)

479 Hillary and Bill need to be asked why they won't cooperate

Posted by: ThunderB at July 29, 2016 06:33 PM (zOTsN)

Mentioned this up comments. FBI wants emails that were hacked and those probably contain illegal actions by democrats, aka pay to play, that they do not want to turn over.

We got hacked. We don't want you to know what they hacked.

Why? It's illegal shit and you might arrest us.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 29, 2016 06:49 PM (F1iXz)

480 Does your new job involve pressing F5?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 29, 2016 06:47 PM (ImTQ/)

Do not get the reference. I am drinking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2016 06:50 PM (3ZoRf)

481 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2016 06:50 PM (3ZoRf)

482 >> I thought it was Fat Ankled Bitch.
Posted by: freaked

You new here?

Posted by: Aviator at July 29, 2016 06:51 PM (c7vUv)

483

The road to my Eternity of Glory will be paved with your crushed bones! The grass will be fed with your steaming blood! Your organs will feed the Birds of Paradise!

I shall build a Rodham-Reich that will last a 1,000 years!

Posted by: Hitlery Macbeth at July 29, 2016 06:52 PM (qcmqL)

484 >>Central Texas Strategic Planning get together. Taking a pulse check here.
Posted by: Ben Had

Got one.

Posted by: Aviator at July 29, 2016 06:55 PM (c7vUv)

485 They might have hacked Trumps too. But I actually believe Trump isn't corrupt like her nor is his campaign, there wouldn't be the massive donor deals, backstabbing, illegality that is the Clinton camp.
And because they are democrats and the media deflects and protects them has much as possible from the consequences of their abuses of power and corruption they don't even try to not be the corrupt assholes they are.
And have gotten even more crooked and reckless these last 8 years under Obama, now that media doesn't even pretend they aren't the arm of the democrat party.

And if they hacked the RNC, what would they find?? that for most of the primary they did actually work against Trump,
He'll put that in a ad for TV, , if he ever does out a actual ad on tv.

Posted by: Sam at July 29, 2016 06:57 PM (nRWWi)

486 Hillary's Computer: "If you have one bucket that contains 2 gallons and another bucket that contains 7 gallons, how many buckets do you have?"......

Why come you got no tattoo?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 29, 2016 07:00 PM (ej1L0)

487 Maybe there is karma

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2016 07:24 PM (bksJQ)

488 wouldn't it be 'special' if the hackers got their
claws in these systems based on earlier getting into Hilary's personal
State Department server?

Posted by: Bubba at July 29, 2016 06:13 PM (AfNGb)

I seem to recall State and the White House being taken offline a couple of years ago to scrub their systems... denied being hacked.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 29, 2016 07:31 PM (P/kVC)

489 The password is 'swordfish'.

Posted by: chicko at July 29, 2016 07:40 PM (LdMbv)

490 Can't stop laughing at that gif.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 29, 2016 07:42 PM (yODqO)

491 There is the possibility that this is bogus and
they are trying to continue the fallacious, "Trump asked the Russians to
hack Hillary." meme.'



Not if this happened months ago.



Didn't the Clinton campaign do something to Bernie's servers or info on DNC servers or something a while back??

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 29, 2016 06:26 PM (L7t0A)

I believe the Clinton's accused the Bern crew of hacking the DNC servers when the actual was 'somebody' gave Bern crew access to the whole database rather than that portion restricted to Bern's use. IOW, somebody already let the cat out of the bag and blamed Bern, who would that somebody be?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 29, 2016 08:02 PM (P/kVC)

492 They might have hacked Trumps too. But I actually believe Trump isn't corrupt like her nor is his campaign, there wouldn't be the massive donor deals, backstabbing, illegality that is the Clinton camp.

Posted by: Sam at July 29, 2016 06:57 PM (nRWWi) fnord (nRWWi)


I don't know that I would set high expectations, but I would expect from his background that if there is corruption, it is penny ante shit compared to the Clintons.

Mind you, we're talking about a press corps that ignores Clinton stealing Hatian relief money and taking bribes for uranium mining rights, huge paybacks to contributors, State dept. decisions, etc. And then they call Romney a monster, because All Within the Party, Nothing Outside the Party, Nothing Against the Party.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 29, 2016 08:05 PM (wB8Tg)

493 Can't stop laughing at that gif.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 29, 2016 07:42 PM (yODqO)

MMDA

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 29, 2016 08:06 PM (P/kVC)

494 "One of his early appeals was that he was self-funding and that meant he couldn't be bought."

How is asking the public to give a few shingles being bought, he isn't going to the tech or Wallstreet and kissing ass like Paul Ryan and Hillary, who are owned by Silicon Valley.
Who by the way keep most of their billions off shore, 78% of Silicon Valley employees are forign born. All their manufacturing is done Asia ( and they happen to be the biggest backers for Cap & Trade scheme in US and open borders ) and they live off of billion dollar US governmental contracts

Why do the dems demagogue the oil, wallstreet, insurance , coal, industries but the most crooked, wealthiest and most unAmerican the tech industry they don't say shit about.

Trumps money isn't in stocks and cash, it's in real estate. Is he going sell Trump Towers to fund a billion dollar campaign. Obama and Bernie funded their campaigns against the Clinton machine with small donors. Clinton is racking in millions because she will pass every trade deal, immgration, Cap and Trade, how is Trump to compete if we don't want him to comprise on trade, on immigration, etc... if cheap republicans wouldn't even pony up a few bucks to defeat her.

Posted by: Sam at July 29, 2016 08:07 PM (nRWWi)

495 @ Sam.
I think they're trolls to discourage donating to Donald. Clinton has a massive money advantage and they know it, even made jokes about it at the DNC. If they're aren't trolls then they are idiots. Romney: rich, business friendly and harmless to vested interests in America couldn't complete with Obama on the cash front now imagine Trump who wouldn't have the traditional republican donors in his pocket like the Bush's and Romney had.

Posted by: Money talks bullshiz at July 29, 2016 08:32 PM (nRWWi)

496 The hacks are coming from inside the house!

Posted by: Afroman at July 29, 2016 08:57 PM (8ngqi)

497 Just showing off now. Come on guys, share!

Posted by: Soulless at July 29, 2016 09:29 PM (7lqlp)

498 Hillary's team probably hired the same two dudes who took all the OPM data.

Posted by: CDR M at July 29, 2016 09:54 PM (Pf2mI)

499 Dissolution of the civic culture like we've seen the last few years is liberating, even as it's infuriating and nauseating
------------

What we need is a rotten tomato or rotten egg brigade.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at July 29, 2016 11:16 PM (780A9)

500 "I did not have sex with that woman, Ms. GizonTexas325."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 29, 2016 11:52 PM (v6l/K)

501 We definitely need to money-bomb Trump. And, yes, he needs to up his game there and I suspect he will. This is as close as you peeps ever will get to a candidate who isn't in someone's pockets, so open up yours!

(not even being sarcastic, goddamnit)

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 29, 2016 11:56 PM (v6l/K)

502 Anyone seen what happens next after Bill looks up, too? Does he look at Hillary and notice anything? If she's having a seizure but has some control, this looks like it could be an attempt to get Bill's attention for help. What happens after the brief vids I've seen could be very telling.

Posted by: adsila at July 30, 2016 06:07 PM (IRq9H)

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