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Yup.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 28, 2016 10:16 PM (6gk0M) 2
Roll Tide
Posted by: Patrick Henry at July 28, 2016 10:16 PM (2341a) 3
Some body end this ... please ...
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 10:16 PM (O2RFr) 4
What more rights do LGTBQTGFKJJDLS need?
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 28, 2016 10:16 PM (Dc/ui) 5
*woman spreads* Aahhhh... nice.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 10:17 PM (1ZOkK) 6
One step closer to the nightmare
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 28, 2016 10:17 PM (voOPb) Posted by: Q. G. Bentright at July 28, 2016 10:17 PM (c+nU0) 8
hey all. made the top ten?
Posted by: Farmer at July 28, 2016 10:17 PM (o/90i) 9
CuttingItInTheAtl is much more edifying.
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at July 28, 2016 10:17 PM (+O9YB) 10
I hope her hover suit malfunctions.
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 10:17 PM (HJQI1) 11
Howdy, nood.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 10:17 PM (9ym/8) 12
I have a vagina!
Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton at July 28, 2016 10:17 PM (nhI+n) 13
So, Chelsea, is she a ____________ or what?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 10:17 PM (1ZOkK) 14
People on Twitter are saying that this night just ended Trump. So, no?
Posted by: Jmel at July 28, 2016 10:17 PM (15vyA) 15
Why am I staying up for this shit?!?!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 28, 2016 10:18 PM (+b2T3) 16
Didn't she defend a black panther?
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 28, 2016 10:18 PM (eU/yZ) 17
LOL, Juan Williams calls her Kelsey Clinton.
Posted by: USA at July 28, 2016 10:18 PM (tfM+W) 18
12 I have a vagina!
Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton at July 28, 2016 10:17 PM (nhI+n) So, that's what you call dump trunks these days? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 28, 2016 10:18 PM (voOPb) 19
Loud Noises!
Posted by: Brick Tamland / Hillary Clinton at July 28, 2016 10:18 PM (6gk0M) Posted by: EyeTest at July 28, 2016 10:18 PM (5x9My) 21
That Horde member has been saving that joke for days. Well done.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2016 10:18 PM (pUDQf) 22
I'm also secretly rooting for a blood clot.
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 10:18 PM (HJQI1) 23
Her laugh is infectious!
Posted by: President ButtBoy at July 28, 2016 10:18 PM (nhI+n) Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 10:19 PM (O2RFr) 25
*sniffs* fresh new thread. I ran out of whiskey. Am trying gin and sugar free orange Kool-aid. Not bad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2016 10:19 PM (3ZoRf) Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 10:19 PM (HJQI1) Posted by: runner at July 28, 2016 10:19 PM (c6/9Q) Posted by: Chupacabra at July 28, 2016 10:19 PM (McglG) 29
Lista!
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 28, 2016 10:19 PM (Dc/ui) 30
Man, Ted Cruz is tearing the Dem convention apart on twitter! Made you look. Mr. Conscious hasn't anything about it all week. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 28, 2016 10:19 PM (kdS6q) 31
pffftttt... Little kid going to the corner diner to get food with coupons. Hell, I did that when I was four. Got a hamburger for an empty coke bottle. City cop walked me home. Posted by: Q. G. Bentright at July 28, 2016 10:19 PM (c+nU0) 32
I hate I missed Muzz dad. The dad of one of the fucking FOURTEEN Muslims who have died in service to the US since 9/11.
Obama lectured us that they are the most patriotic of all our citizens. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 10:19 PM (1ZOkK) 33
She can't do this shit live, they have to produce a film to put this bullshit out.
Posted by: dartist at July 28, 2016 10:19 PM (6RY24) 34
Is it safe?
Posted by: Miley's Tongue Depressor at July 28, 2016 10:19 PM (NTqvt) 35
It's been a Netflix night & will continue to be
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 28, 2016 10:19 PM (voOPb) 36
@ 14 "People on Twitter are saying that this night just ended Trump. So, no?"
People on Twitter have been saying that every night for over a year. But it never seems to come to pass. Posted by: JC at July 28, 2016 10:20 PM (cIqob) 37
I was bullied!!!!!
Posted by: Madame Secretary President at July 28, 2016 10:20 PM (nhI+n) Posted by: Clinton Money Laundering Foundation at July 28, 2016 10:20 PM (6ho9/) 39
>>>LOL, Juan Williams calls her Kelsey Clinton.
Posted by: USA at July 28, 2016 10:18 PM (tfM+W)<<< STOP STEALING MY SHTICK! Posted by: Al "Not So" Sharpton at July 28, 2016 10:20 PM (H9MG5) 40
Theme song?
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at July 28, 2016 10:20 PM (U0lQa) 41
How can anyone find this shit more tolerable with drinks? My patience goes down quickly after 2.
Posted by: Chupacabra at July 28, 2016 10:20 PM (McglG) 42
Stroke me, stroke me. Stroke!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2016 10:20 PM (pUDQf) 43
Okay, I guess I missed the break. No more Chelsea? Pre-filmed production now?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 10:20 PM (9ym/8) 44
It's this or an all-Yoko ONT, is it?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2016 10:20 PM (EzgxV) 45
That pic shows her hair as brown, Bill said she was blind then. Lies lies lies lies lies lies lies. Can't believe they haven't been able to humanize her because she's NOT HUMAN. The voice clearly marks her as a harpy.
Posted by: Biblio at July 28, 2016 10:20 PM (hwlgo) 46
Probably don't need to hear Hills screech... The stories have already been written about how wonderful it was...
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 10:20 PM (O2RFr) 47
Webb was a good man. And by good man, I mean he rubbed one out into a turkey baster and after I shot it up me he spooned up the pesky run-down and sort of packed it back in... Posted by: Hitlery Macbeth at July 28, 2016 10:21 PM (qcmqL) 48
Boris Karloff movie night here.
Posted by: NotMe at July 28, 2016 10:21 PM (EuQH7) 49
I'm going to force myself to watch and listen. If Mrs Franpsycho doesn't rip the TV off the wall.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 28, 2016 10:21 PM (EZebt) 50
Chelsea. Poor thing. Was trying her best to up stage Ivanka.
Howdy Doody trying to up stage Grace Kelly. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 10:21 PM (1ZOkK) 51
Unless those kids' spines are broken in the womb and sucked out with a Hoover.
That's totes cool, right, you evil fucking demon. Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 28, 2016 10:21 PM (H9MG5) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 10:21 PM (9ym/8) 53
Yeah, I guess this explains why it's raining blood now.
Posted by: josephistan at July 28, 2016 10:21 PM (7qAYi) 54
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Boris Karloff movie night here. Posted by: NotMe at July 28, 2016 10:21 PM (EuQH7) So, you're watching her speech. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2016 10:21 PM (pUDQf) 55
E! News Orlando Bloom has a proud boyfriend moment watching Katy Perry rise at the DNC: Orlando Bloom having to settle for Russell Brand's sloppys. Guess the elf magic wore off. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 28, 2016 10:22 PM (kdS6q) 56
This is a magnificent night and event!
Posted by: George Will at July 28, 2016 10:22 PM (nhI+n) Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 28, 2016 10:22 PM (4+VII) Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 28, 2016 10:22 PM (Q9ugn) 59
So Humanizing Hill? Does that mean She was some sort of Artificial Intelligence?
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 10:22 PM (O2RFr) 60
Fuck.
The one time I get my comment posted at the top of a thread by ACE and I was wearing a sock. My ex-g.f. told me to never wear a sock while commenting. Posted by: arrtist at July 28, 2016 10:22 PM (TwnkX) 61
I am watching redlettermedia videos on youtube. I am tired of people putting the emphasis on the wrong syl-AB-le. Marion Cottiliard (from Dark Knight Rises) mentions something about Christopher Nolan movies being more in-ti-MATE. This bugs me out of all proportion to it's offense.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2016 10:22 PM (3ZoRf) Posted by: Skunky Choom at July 28, 2016 10:22 PM (CbGSW) 63
RE: The 01:52 PM post, comment #11
Cactus of Liberty, you're not far off. Raśl Esparza divorced his wife after he discovered he was gay. A late bloomer, I guess. Posted by: Pete in TX at July 28, 2016 10:22 PM (2RBkF) 64
If a first term senator's running for President, he's probably a shitwagon.
That's probably a good rule of thumb; hasn't been proven wrong in my lifetime. Posted by: Chupacabra at July 28, 2016 10:22 PM (McglG) 65
I really really really like Chelseas speech. And Hillary's speech. Full of hope and the promise of employment for no-talent ass clowns across America.
Posted by: Erick Erickson at July 28, 2016 10:22 PM (6ho9/) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 28, 2016 10:23 PM (voOPb) Posted by: Ian Galt at July 28, 2016 10:23 PM (8iiMU) 68
10 I hope her hover suit malfunctions.
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 10:17 PM (HJQI1) Get the Gom Jabbar! Posted by: Insomniac at July 28, 2016 10:23 PM (0mRoj) 69
"And by good man, I mean he rubbed one out into a turkey baster and after I shot it up me he spooned up the pesky run-down and sort of packed it back in..."
*chuckles* God Damn, Hillary. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 10:23 PM (9ym/8) 70
Ivanka v Chelsea. Ivanka mopped the floor with Chelsea, and it was obvious during Chelsea's speech she knew it too.
Posted by: Biblio at July 28, 2016 10:23 PM (hwlgo) 71
OMG. She fought hard to get money for NY after 9/11.
Bush asked what they needed, she said $20 billion, he said you got it. Wow. What a arduous struggle! Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 28, 2016 10:23 PM (H9MG5) 72
Chelsea. Poor thing. Was trying her best to up stage Ivanka.
Howdy Doody trying to up stage Grace Kelly. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 10:21 PM (1ZOkK) I lol'd I did. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 28, 2016 10:23 PM (JO9+V) 73
65 I really really really like Chelseas speech. And Hillary's speech. Full of hope and the promise of employment for no-talent ass clowns across America.
Posted by: Erick Erickson at July 28, 2016 10:22 PM I think little Erik is becoming Charles Johnson... Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 10:23 PM (O2RFr) Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 10:23 PM (1ZOkK) 75
I am watching for the pleasure of hopefully hearing at least one brave heckler.
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 28, 2016 10:23 PM (Dc/ui) 76
*an arduous struggle
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 28, 2016 10:23 PM (H9MG5) 77
OMG she should come out to Yoko's Number 9
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at July 28, 2016 10:23 PM (U0lQa) 78
Finally: The End of the Ordeal///Finally the sweet release of death.
Oh wait that's not what you meant. Never mind. Posted by: Willy J. at July 28, 2016 10:24 PM (BZey7) Posted by: Ian Galt at July 28, 2016 10:24 PM (8iiMU) Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at July 28, 2016 10:24 PM (BdZ48) 81
Great night! Great speech! Hilary killed Bin Laden! The Clintons kept their wedding vows!
Posted by: Erick Ericson at July 28, 2016 10:24 PM (nhI+n) 82
@23 "Her laugh is infectious"
Honestly, the RNC should just put out ads of Hillary cackling for 30 seconds straight. Or would that be too unfair? Posted by: JC at July 28, 2016 10:24 PM (cIqob) 83
iforgot, I hope you are watching. Obama is throwing in. All in. That's how the Donks roll.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 28, 2016 10:24 PM (+b2T3) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 10:24 PM (9ym/8) 85
44 It's this or an all-Yoko ONT, is it?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2016 10:20 PM (EzgxV) ===== It's both. Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 28, 2016 10:24 PM (EZebt) Posted by: Mike at July 28, 2016 10:24 PM (c056A) 87
Cigarettes. Check.
Booze. Check. Airsick bag. Check. Eye bleach. Check. Earplugs. Check. Necklace of garlic and silver spike. Check. Bring it on, Pig-in-a-Pantsuit. Posted by: kathysaysso at July 28, 2016 10:24 PM (osaEM) 88
SO WHEN IS THE FEKKIN BERNIEBOYZ FART-IN?
Posted by: Oedipus at July 28, 2016 10:24 PM (CXLVd) Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 10:25 PM (O2RFr) 90
How the fuck does that idiot Allen make 4 stars?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 28, 2016 10:25 PM (89T5c) 91
Finally: The End of the Ordeal
Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning. Posted by: Winston Churchill at July 28, 2016 10:25 PM (sdi6R) 92
I sit in awesome disbelief of all the things Hillary has accomplished. Who among us could do as much? Posted by: Q. G. Bentright at July 28, 2016 10:25 PM (c+nU0) 93
Yeah, donna has it right.
Things that are 100% likely tomorrow: The sun will rise in the east. This speech will be declared the greatest oration since Obama's 2008 acceptance speech. Trump will be declared finished and the election over. Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 28, 2016 10:25 PM (wfDW1) 94
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I am watching redlettermedia videos on youtube. I am tired of people putting the emphasis on the wrong syl-AB-le. Marion Cottiliard (from Dark Knight Rises) mentions something about Christopher Nolan movies being more in-ti-MATE. This bugs me out of all proportion to it's offense. -------- It's called "Jeff Goldblum syndrome". Posted by: exdem13 at July 28, 2016 10:25 PM (ry4ab) 95
I had to look up Mr. Chelsea. Marc Mezvinsky, son of Marjorie Margarine Marmalade, who pushed Slick's '93 budget over the top in the House and lost.
His hedge fund, which he runs with to, of course, Goldman-Sachs buddies, is called Eaglevale Partners. The Greek bond fiasco was known as Eaglevale Hellenic, and lost 90%. He still is managing about $330M. Minimum ante to get in is $2 million. I remember reading something by some young bankster about the Thai Sex Fantasy Island vacation plans. He got ladyboy fever. I wonder if that was him...... Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 28, 2016 10:25 PM (DW+jj) 96
Oh I'm sure Hillary was instrumental in that girl dancing at her wedding.
Oh, they just showed Chelsea's old nose. Posted by: CaliGirl at July 28, 2016 10:25 PM (eU/yZ) Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 10:25 PM (1ZOkK) 98
What color will her pantsuit be? I think she should wear black so she resembles the Grim Reaper more than she already does
Posted by: L, Elle at July 28, 2016 10:25 PM (6IPEM) 99
The Screeching HellBeast of Benghazi is human?!?
Comedy gold, Jerry, comedy gold. Posted by: Taqyia2Me at July 28, 2016 10:26 PM (sJuKe) Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at July 28, 2016 10:26 PM (U0lQa) 101
24 People on Twitter are saying that this night just ended Trump. So, no? Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 10:19 PM (O2RFr)
The dark night of failure is forever descending on Trump and yet landing only on Hillary. Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 10:26 PM (iMxBJ) 102
Eva Chen I would just like to see Trump TRY to attack MORGAN FREEMAN. Good luck with that. Morgan Freeman fncks his grand daughter. What do we win? Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 28, 2016 10:26 PM (kdS6q) 103
Beijing 1995 ?...
Posted by: runner at July 28, 2016 10:26 PM (c6/9Q) 104
Queue the Rick Roll
Posted by: Naughty Nixon at July 28, 2016 10:26 PM (fFfWq) 105
Hilary has given me the first boner I've ever had in my life.
Posted by: Rich Lowry at July 28, 2016 10:26 PM (nhI+n) 106
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What color will her pantsuit be? I think she should wear black so she resembles the Grim Reaper more than she already does Posted by: L, Elle at July 28, 2016 10:25 PM (6IPEM) I'm going with 1970's kitchen yellow. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2016 10:26 PM (pUDQf) 107
98 What color will her pantsuit be? I think she should wear black so she resembles the Grim Reaper more than she already does
Red is more appropriate.. Lkie Mao, Her hero... Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 10:26 PM (O2RFr) 108
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Great night! Great speech! Hilary killed Bin Laden! The Clintons kept their wedding vows! --------- Drug humor is so passe these days... Posted by: exdem13 at July 28, 2016 10:26 PM (ry4ab) 109
How the fuck does that idiot Allen make 4 stars?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 28, 2016 10:25 PM (89T5c) Get a little closer and I'll tell you. Posted by: Barney's Frank at July 28, 2016 10:26 PM (TwnkX) 110
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Jane ...is it really true that only 14 Muslim American soldiers have died in combat. Posted by: Mike at July 28, 2016 10:24 PM (c056A) Yes. Since 9/11. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 10:27 PM (1ZOkK) 111
Tomorrow, Trump will say something like well, that's nice for her and demolish any bump she got.
Posted by: Chupacabra at July 28, 2016 10:27 PM (McglG) 112
Holy crap! Barry may have taken out bin Laden, but Hillary was the fist that bashed in his evil fucking skull with brass knuckles, a purple-nurple and a belly laugh.
Posted by: Fritz at July 28, 2016 10:27 PM (WYh6/) 113
Stop with the "history" shit. Good lord. It's not historic. It's just not. "I'm a woman and can do anything a man can, but bow down and celebrate that I'm able to participate in politics?" STFU already. This scrunt on FBN is ruining the one last decent channel I could stand watching.
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 28, 2016 10:27 PM (Dc/ui) 114
Webb was a good man.
And by good man, I mean he rubbed one out into a turkey baster and after I shot it up me he spooned up the pesky run-down and sort of packed it back in... Posted by: Hitlery Macbeth at July 28, 2016 10:21 PM (qcmqL) The Horde never fails to make me giggle like a 10 year old. Posted by: Country Boy at July 28, 2016 10:27 PM (0alZI) 115
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Anyway Length of speech? Taking bets... Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at July 28, 2016 10:26 PM (U0lQa) Including the long pause for coughing? Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2016 10:27 PM (pUDQf) 116
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 28, 2016 10:25 PM (DW+jj)
I wish I could be part of the Fuck Up, Move Up club. These worthless, incompetent pieces of shit get cush jobs for life just because of who they know, and it doesn't matter how bad they bollix it up. Pisses me off. Posted by: Insomniac at July 28, 2016 10:27 PM (0mRoj) 117
Please kill me! Pleeease killlll me!!""
Posted by: Tom Skerritt in Alien, finally revealing what he meant at July 28, 2016 10:27 PM (bIhmV) 118
I love how Morgan Freeman had to tell us to look at Cankles face during the OBL raid. Look, and see how worried she is!
It's like when the Joker had to tell us all how beautiful Maggie Gyllenhall was (in the Dark Knight) before tossing her out the window. Twice he had to say it, so we'd actually think Bruce or anyone would have and interest in her at all. Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 28, 2016 10:27 PM (H9MG5) 119
Huma's girlfriend is human....Bill Jeff said so.
Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at July 28, 2016 10:27 PM (3ZttN) 120
4 What more rights do LGTBQTGFKJJDLS need?
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 28, 2016 10:16 PM (Dc/ui) Well, duh. Abortion rights for transgenders. What else? Posted by: Dumb Actress on Board of Planned Parenthood at July 28, 2016 10:27 PM (+lVUW) 121
Wooden stake. Check.
Exorcism starter kit. Check. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 28, 2016 10:27 PM (89T5c) 122
I'm confused, all I'm getting is Hillary video propaganda, is Chelsea still speaking?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 28, 2016 10:27 PM (9mTYi) 123
Hillary got paid with at least four souls in Benghazi now she's come for the rest of her pay.
Posted by: MantuaBill at July 28, 2016 10:27 PM (tjVmV) 124
I was hoping she'd get stuck in the coffin.
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 10:27 PM (HJQI1) Posted by: exdem13 at July 28, 2016 10:27 PM (ry4ab) 126
I went outside to watch the baby owls for a minute. They are still cute and flying really well.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 28, 2016 10:27 PM (eU/yZ) 127
>>> Length of speech? Taking bets...
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at July 28, 2016 10:26 PM ---- If she's smart, it will be short. But she is tone deaf so she will insist on talking longer than Trump Posted by: L, Elle at July 28, 2016 10:27 PM (6IPEM) 128
100 Anyway
Length of speech? Taking bets... Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at July 28, 2016 10:26 PM (U0lQa) If she is smart and we are lucky, as short as she can get away with. If we are not lucky... Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2016 10:27 PM (3ZoRf) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 10:28 PM (9ym/8) 130
Even North Korean fashion designers are aghast
Posted by: USA at July 28, 2016 10:28 PM (tfM+W) 131
Her white suit hides the depends well.
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 28, 2016 10:28 PM (osaEM) 132
Ah. Out steps lard ass.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 28, 2016 10:28 PM (w/iDp) 133
If she's smart, it will be short. But she is tone deaf so she will insist on talking longer than Trump
30-45 minutes.. Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 10:28 PM (O2RFr) 134
Cigarettes. Check.
Booze. Check. Airsick bag. Check. Eye bleach. Check. Earplugs. Check. Necklace of garlic and silver spike. Check. Bring it on, Pig-in-a-Pantsuit. Posted by: kathysaysso OK I laughed at that. You guys are teh funnah! Posted by: Jade Sea at July 28, 2016 10:28 PM (bb6wb) 135
Jabbbbbaaaarrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!
Posted by: E.T. at July 28, 2016 10:28 PM (c+7Ko) 136
Anti-seizure meds. Check.
Human-like expression. Check. Sort of. Posted by: Hillary! at July 28, 2016 10:28 PM (iMxBJ) 137
What song is that? It sounds familiar.
Posted by: rickl at July 28, 2016 10:28 PM (sdi6R) 138
"Beijing 1995, where i enhanced my skills in video propaganda "
Posted by: runner at July 28, 2016 10:28 PM (c6/9Q) 139
America will consider electing a National Ex-Wife and vote for the Drunk Brother-In-Law.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 28, 2016 10:28 PM (OkKDg) 140
Let the coughing begin
Posted by: Naughty Nixon at July 28, 2016 10:28 PM (fFfWq) 141
Won't someone get this poor woman a SPITTOON????
Posted by: Noam Sayen at July 28, 2016 10:28 PM (bIhmV) 142
DAT AZZ!
Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot ain't picky at July 28, 2016 10:28 PM (HJQI1) 143
We have only two things that can save us from the unthinkable horror of Hillary presidency:
Donal Trump SMOD How the hell did America ever come to this? Posted by: Ripley at July 28, 2016 10:28 PM (0vsws) 144
What the over/under minutes to hysterical coughing fit seizes Herself?
Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at July 28, 2016 10:28 PM (3ZttN) 145
Is that the new Klan pantsuit or did they tailor a surrender flag?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 28, 2016 10:28 PM (sqHNm) Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 10:28 PM (O2RFr) 147
Pretty sure I just saw her give a Nazi Salute!
Posted by: Oedipus at July 28, 2016 10:29 PM (CXLVd) 148
Why is she getting paid for doing an event that will benefit her?
That's like a company getting paid by a tv station for running an ad on that station. And she's still not making as much as Bill does for giving speeches. That's sickening. When will this Democrat oppression of women end? Posted by: Yuimetal at July 28, 2016 10:29 PM (TEHcz) 149
Please fall down. Right on your face.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 28, 2016 10:29 PM (nhI+n) 150
Two layers of Depends tonight. This speech could go on a while.
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 28, 2016 10:29 PM (H9MG5) 151
The Pentagon needs an enema. Good and hard.
Clean out these career ass wipes. Let them pick up trash for a living, dick weeds. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 10:29 PM (1ZOkK) 152
She's got the point and laugh move down.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 28, 2016 10:29 PM (eU/yZ) 153
105 Hilary has given me the first boner I've ever had in my life.
-------- Rich, I thought it was Jon Huntsman Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 28, 2016 10:29 PM (voOPb) 154
Her wigmakers deserve every penny they're charging. Most authentic thing about her is her wigs.
Posted by: Biblio at July 28, 2016 10:29 PM (hwlgo) 155
That looks an awful lot like a nazi salute.
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 28, 2016 10:29 PM (Dc/ui) 156
They LOVE me! They REALLY LOVE ME!
Posted by: Sally Clinton at July 28, 2016 10:29 PM (pUDQf) 157
Was that the Youtube video that caused the riot?
Posted by: USA at July 28, 2016 10:29 PM (tfM+W) 158
Tears? Did they get the Pepper spray out in the crowd already?
Posted by: Naughty Nixon at July 28, 2016 10:29 PM (fFfWq) 159
I'm just having a drink and listening to the new Bad Bad Not Good record. I guarantee I'm having a million times more fun than you looney's listening to this back-to-front asswiper.
Posted by: Chupacabra at July 28, 2016 10:29 PM (McglG) 160
"73 65 I really really really like Chelseas speech. And Hillary's speech. Full of hope and the promise of employment for no-talent ass clowns across America.
Posted by: Erick Erickson at July 28, 2016 10:22 PM I think little Erik is becoming Charles Johnson... Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 10:23 PM (O2RFr)?" Said that yesterday. OR, alternate theory, the alien from some random STNG has dug into the brains of Erickson and the entire NR and WS staff. You choose. Posted by: dagny at July 28, 2016 10:29 PM (eSQgj) 161
Now with the American flags. And the weeping. And the profiles.
Posted by: Lurkette at July 28, 2016 10:29 PM (jY+fp) Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at July 28, 2016 10:29 PM (U0lQa) 163
So, does anyone have a favorite folding pocket knife that they carry every day?
I'm waffling between a few models and have a couple hundred dollars to burn. By the time I decide, I might have a couple hundred more dollars and start shopping for a concealed carry pistol. Hmmm. Semi-Auto or revolver... Posted by: A Guy that Reads Paper Clip Reviewsfor Hours Before He Takes the Plunge at July 28, 2016 10:30 PM (ZedYY) 164
This bitch in the audience is crying? Why?
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 28, 2016 10:30 PM (eU/yZ) 165
A veritable sea of useful idiots.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 28, 2016 10:30 PM (9mTYi) Posted by: Ian Galt at July 28, 2016 10:30 PM (8iiMU) 167
Length of Speech: I am taking 47.5 minutes.
Posted by: Skunky Choom at July 28, 2016 10:30 PM (CbGSW) Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 10:30 PM (1ZOkK) 169
When Satan drops the roof, it will be disguised as confetti and balloons.
Posted by: Fritz at July 28, 2016 10:30 PM (WYh6/) Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 10:30 PM (O2RFr) 171
Ruff ruff ruff
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 28, 2016 10:30 PM (dULJN) 172
She does look about 3' wide.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 10:30 PM (9ym/8) 173
Plenty American flags now, the fuckers.
Posted by: dartist at July 28, 2016 10:30 PM (6RY24) 174
Good lord. If you are crying at a person on stage at a political rally you need pyschopthic drugs and even that probably won't help you ever be a functioning part of society. That girl's parents have failed her miserably.
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 28, 2016 10:30 PM (Dc/ui) 175
I'm praying for a shart and an ill-fitting depends.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2016 10:30 PM (pUDQf) 176
"Jane, can I ask you something? "
People on Twitter are saying that this night just ended Trump. So, no? Posted by: Jmel at July 28, 2016 10:17 PM (15vyA) ------------------- FRIDAY, JULY 29, 2016 - COLORADO SPRINGS, COxxDonald J. Trump 2:00 PM Donald J. Trump will hold a town hall at the University of Colorado, Colorado Springs-Gallogly Event Center Doors open at 11:00 AM. FRIDAY, JULY 29, 2016 - DENVER, CO Donald J. Trumpxx7:00 PM Donald J. Trump will be holding a rally at the Wings Over the Rockies Air and Space Museum Doors open at 4:00 PM Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at July 28, 2016 10:30 PM (5o5ek) 177
"She looked at ME! She looked right at ME! She saw me. She saw me. 'faints' Posted by: Q. G. Bentright at July 28, 2016 10:30 PM (c+nU0) Posted by: Reggie1971 at July 28, 2016 10:30 PM (K0lof) 179
She cleared her throat or coughed. Can we hope for a coughing fit?
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 28, 2016 10:30 PM (eU/yZ) 180
Do the Clintons all get their teeth worked on in England or something?
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 10:30 PM (HJQI1) 181
Oh God. They just showed a woman in the audience with tears running down her face. This is fucking North Korean shit.
Posted by: rickl at July 28, 2016 10:30 PM (sdi6R) 182
Leave Hillary alone! Waaaaaa!!!
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 28, 2016 10:30 PM (JO9+V) Posted by: Hitlery Macbeth at July 28, 2016 10:30 PM (qcmqL) 184
Well, duh. Abortion rights for transgenders. What else?
Posted by: Dumb Actress on Board of Planned Parenthood at July 28, 2016 10:27 PM (+lVUW) How does a man with no uterus or ovaries become pregnant in the first place? Do they just identify as pregnant? Posted by: Insomniac at July 28, 2016 10:30 PM (0mRoj) 185
This bitch in the audience is crying? Why?
Posted by: CaliGirl ----------- Likely mental illness. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 28, 2016 10:31 PM (9mTYi) Posted by: Some dumb Delegate at July 28, 2016 10:31 PM (nhI+n) 187
Arf ARF arf
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 28, 2016 10:31 PM (dULJN) 188
174 Good lord. If you are crying at a person on stage at a political rally you need pyschopthic drugs and even that probably won't help you ever be a functioning part of society. That girl's parents have failed her miserably.
Has anyone fainted yet? Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 10:31 PM (O2RFr) 189
I am so touched by the paid seat-warmers' affection for this woman.
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 10:31 PM (iMxBJ) 190
Hillary's energy level will decline noticeably as she tries to speak.....the very serious, potent anti-seizure/coughing meds will take their toll as this goes on.
Watch. Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at July 28, 2016 10:31 PM (3ZttN) 191
If Hillary wins, #NeverTrump owns the damage she will do to out country and I intend to remind them every single day and will never vote for one or give a single one money. Ever. There will be nothing left to save in 2020.
Posted by: Czar Peter at July 28, 2016 10:31 PM (JGNQ+) 192
A veritable sea of useful idiots.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. Idiots yes Useful? Not so much. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 28, 2016 10:31 PM (UPYhp) 193
First lie
Posted by: E.T. at July 28, 2016 10:31 PM (c+7Ko) 194
32 I hate I missed Muzz dad. The dad of one of the fucking FOURTEEN Muslims who have died in service to the US since 9/11.
Does that 14 include the Fort Hood Muslim? Oh wait he didn't die in the service of his country, he killed fellow servicemen and women. Posted by: Dumb Actress on Board of Planned Parenthood at July 28, 2016 10:31 PM (+lVUW) 195
Silver earrings from Target, gold necklace forged by demons in Hell.
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 28, 2016 10:31 PM (osaEM) 196
I'll be your beard if you will be mine? Is that the conversation?
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 28, 2016 10:31 PM (eU/yZ) Posted by: Princess Tiger-Lily, formerly from HotAir at July 28, 2016 10:31 PM (vfC/C) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 10:31 PM (9ym/8) 199
"Cheer, motherfucker. Louder"-
DNC Floor Pit Boss Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 28, 2016 10:31 PM (89T5c) 200
Jonah Goldberg Why this convention is better: It's about loving America. GOP convention was about loving Trump. If you didn't love Trump, it offered nada. Jonah went to a girl's college. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 28, 2016 10:32 PM (kdS6q) 201
Length of speech depends how often they have to chant to drown out protestors
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 28, 2016 10:32 PM (sqHNm) 202
The bitch plagiarized Melania's dress color!
Posted by: L, Elle at July 28, 2016 10:32 PM (6IPEM) 203
I wonder who is keeping Bill's Cigar moist, tonight?
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 10:32 PM (HJQI1) 204
Is it bad to hope that Hillary goes into another one of her coughing fits?
Posted by: JC at July 28, 2016 10:32 PM (cIqob) 205
Oh gag me. She's reminiscing with Bill.
Is Energizer there with her hand in his pocket so he can look authentically happy? Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 28, 2016 10:32 PM (H9MG5) 206
They did a nice job on her makeup, actually.
But they can't correct the voice. It's still a cackling shrieky thing..... Posted by: Ian Galt at July 28, 2016 10:32 PM (8iiMU) 207
163 So, does anyone have a favorite folding pocket knife that they carry every day?
Cold Steel Rajah 3, serrated. Posted by: Insomniac at July 28, 2016 10:32 PM (0mRoj) 208
Please start coughing, please start coughing, please start coughing.
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 28, 2016 10:32 PM (Dc/ui) Posted by: Hitlery Macbeth at July 28, 2016 10:32 PM (qcmqL) 210
Mansplaining comment? Geeze.
Posted by: Naughty Nixon at July 28, 2016 10:32 PM (fFfWq) 211
"Oh God. They just showed a woman in the audience with tears running down her face. This is fucking North Korean shit."
The LOFOs will love it. Posted by: Tuna at July 28, 2016 10:32 PM (JSovD) 212
Hillary was right about Benghazi, "What difference does it matter now." Her supporters sure agree with her. Disgusting.
Posted by: YatYas at July 28, 2016 10:32 PM (5v4w4) 213
161
Now with the American flags. And the weeping. And the profiles. ------------ Hey, if you were a delegate stuck in the hall being to forced to listen to the croaking of the Hillary Model 800 you would weep too. Posted by: exdem13 at July 28, 2016 10:32 PM (ry4ab) 214
seriously, I'm hoping for a bernie disruption or for her to poop her pants on stage.
Posted by: ace at July 28, 2016 10:32 PM (dciA+) 215
172 She does look about 3' wide.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 10:30 PM (9ym/ Reminds me of the old song: "Mr. 5 by 5, He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide, He don't measure no more from head to toe, That he do from side to side." Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2016 10:33 PM (3ZoRf) Posted by: Meremortal, sock off at July 28, 2016 10:33 PM (3myMJ) 217
I am a principled conservative and will not vote for a candidate unless they are such.
As well as cocktail party approved. Posted by: George Wills at July 28, 2016 10:33 PM (nhI+n) Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 10:33 PM (HJQI1) 219
Am watching the cuckoo birds outside the convention hall... Sweet Lord this looks like one giant cult!
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 28, 2016 10:33 PM (oQQwD) 220
I have a vagina!
Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton at July 28, 2016 10:17 PM (nhI+n) So, that's what you call dump trunks these days? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 28, 2016 10:18 PM (voOPb) http://www.lurkmore.com/view/4chan_Wordfilters See entry for "Mordor" NSFW Posted by: The Meming Hat at July 28, 2016 10:33 PM (vBeA5) 221
Lipstick smeared on her plastic teeth - or is that the blood of her fetus appetizer?
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 28, 2016 10:33 PM (osaEM) 222
Is Hillary twerking yet?
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 28, 2016 10:33 PM (q7T0y) 223
66 >>>Whatcha watching?
The Fall It's been a binge kind of day Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 28, 2016 10:23 PM (voOPb) ++++ The movie? I just watched that the other day. Not many movies out there starring a pudgy, 5 yo, Gypsy girl. Fantastic acting and cinematography. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 28, 2016 10:33 PM (R+30W) 224
Two minutes in and the voice hasn't morphed to the screech yet. Won't be long now, though. She can't help it.
Posted by: Biblio at July 28, 2016 10:33 PM (hwlgo) 225
202 The bitch plagiarized Melania's dress color!
Posted by: L, Elle at July 28, 2016 10:32 PM (6IPEM) LOL! Posted by: rickl at July 28, 2016 10:33 PM (sdi6R) 226
COUGH COMING IN 5..4..3..2......
Posted by: Naughty Nixon at July 28, 2016 10:33 PM (fFfWq) 227
This must be what it was like to be a Republican during the Roosevelt years. It would go on and on and on, and there was nothing you could do about it.
Posted by: AD at July 28, 2016 10:33 PM (1QRzG) 228
214
seriously, I'm hoping for a bernie disruption or for her to poop her pants on stage. Posted by: ace at July 28, 2016 10:32 PM (dciA+) Quit stealing my jokes, ewok. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2016 10:33 PM (pUDQf) 229
Odds on Hillary's southern drawl making an appearance?
Posted by: JC at July 28, 2016 10:34 PM (cIqob) 230
Seriously if you say the word "Obama" these trained seals can't stand it they get up and cheer. It is mind-blowing.
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 28, 2016 10:34 PM (Dc/ui) 231
Posted by: L, Elle at July 28, 2016 10:32 PM (6IPEM)
Her jewelry is understated. I can't make out her earrings. Posted by: CaliGirl at July 28, 2016 10:34 PM (eU/yZ) 232
So, does anyone have a favorite folding pocket knife that they carry every day?
--- Yeah but it ain't shit. Little 2.5" Stihl. Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at July 28, 2016 10:34 PM (U0lQa) 233
178
American flags are everywhere now. These people are vile. ---------- I guessed that Tuesday video shot of the hall with the only flag showing being the Pali banner didn't scan well with the test audiences. Posted by: exdem13 at July 28, 2016 10:34 PM (ry4ab) Posted by: AD at July 28, 2016 10:34 PM (1QRzG) 235
211 "Oh God. They just showed a woman in the audience with tears running down her face. This is fucking North Korean shit."
The LOFOs will love it. Posted by: Tuna at July 28, 2016 10:32 PM (JSovD) People are idiots. Posted by: Insomniac at July 28, 2016 10:34 PM (0mRoj) 236
Bern not so happy....
Posted by: E.T. at July 28, 2016 10:34 PM (c+7Ko) 237
So, does anyone have a favorite folding pocket knife that they carry every day?
------------ A keychain Buck. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 28, 2016 10:34 PM (9mTYi) 238
Bernie does not look happy.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 28, 2016 10:35 PM (+b2T3) 239
Does Tim Kaines wife have a touch of Down's Syndrome?
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 28, 2016 10:35 PM (osaEM) Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 28, 2016 10:35 PM (H9MG5) 241
Tim Kaine sets my Gaydar off the charts.
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 28, 2016 10:35 PM (Dc/ui) Posted by: Meremortal, sock off at July 28, 2016 10:35 PM (3myMJ) 243
"Jane, can I ask you something? "
Yeah, donna has it right. Things that are 100% likely tomorrow: The sun will rise in the east. This speech will be declared the greatest oration since Obama's 2008 acceptance speech. Trump will be declared finished and the election over. Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 28, 2016 10:25 PM (wfDW1) -------------------- I am a tad worried about The Narrative. Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at July 28, 2016 10:35 PM (5o5ek) 244
Seriously if you say the word "Obama" these trained seals can't stand it they get up and cheer. It is mind-blowing.
Posted by: Eli Cash Those sheep have no free will. Posted by: Pavlov's Dog at July 28, 2016 10:35 PM (UPYhp) 245
LIPSTICK ON TEETH???
Posted by: Naughty Nixon at July 28, 2016 10:35 PM (fFfWq) 246
So, does anyone have a favorite folding pocket knife that they carry every day?
Buck Hunter with the black rubber grips. Posted by: dartist at July 28, 2016 10:35 PM (6RY24) 247
Bernie looks constipated
Posted by: L, Elle at July 28, 2016 10:35 PM (6IPEM) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 28, 2016 10:35 PM (9mTYi) 249
Bernie looks like someone being held hostage.
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 28, 2016 10:35 PM (osaEM) 250
Her jewelry is understated. I can't make out her earrings.
Posted by: CaliGirl I think she just went total hipster and got gauges... Posted by: Oedipus at July 28, 2016 10:35 PM (CXLVd) 251
3 flags far off stage left, 3 flags off stage far right. No flags visible in any head on shots. Despicable Demonrats.
Posted by: Alf767 at July 28, 2016 10:35 PM (qGI+A) Posted by: Hitlery Macbeth at July 28, 2016 10:35 PM (qcmqL) 253
cough..cackle *hic*
Posted by: willy at July 28, 2016 10:36 PM (Ffw22) 254
I'd seriously never ask for anything again if she did shart. Like trying to sneak one out during a loud applause and whoopsie daisy. Then the sweat as she realizes she has to turn around after her speech is over. The brown stain down her pant suit leg.
I swear, Lord, I will not ask for anything else. At least not this month. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2016 10:36 PM (pUDQf) 255
She keeps clearing her throat.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 28, 2016 10:36 PM (eU/yZ) Posted by: Q. G. Bentright at July 28, 2016 10:36 PM (c+nU0) 257
Her hair looks nice tonight. Her best style was the one she had when the Benghazi murdered were brought home. Her hair was longer and very pretty. She went butch and didn't wash it for a year after that though.
Posted by: jaimo at July 28, 2016 10:36 PM (eDc0r) 258
Man, that Kaine looks like a pudgy Dr. Smith from Lost In Space to me.....
And it looked like Bernie's head was about to pop... Posted by: Ian Galt at July 28, 2016 10:36 PM (8iiMU) 259
@Guy Who Reads the Paper
I've been carrying a DPx HEAT. The blade's short enough to take almost anywhere, it's good steel, has a little carbide nubbin on the back end to use as a glass-breaker. And comes in just south of $200. Good knife. Posted by: Chupacabra at July 28, 2016 10:36 PM (McglG) 260
Holy crap. Signs in the audience: "Intersectionality matters."
If you don't know what that means, be happy. Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 10:36 PM (iMxBJ) 261
163 So, does anyone have a favorite folding pocket knife that they carry every day?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Cold Steel Eland in my pocket and a Cold Steel Peacemaker 2 in my boot. Posted by: Skunky Choom at July 28, 2016 10:36 PM (CbGSW) 262
Bernie didn't seem very enthusiastic there. He gave his flag a half-hearted wave.
Posted by: rickl at July 28, 2016 10:36 PM (sdi6R) 263
Shit, ace is here.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 10:36 PM (9ym/8) 264
227 This must be what it was like to be a Republican during the Roosevelt years. It would go on and on and on, and there was nothing you could do about it.
Unfortunately, you are so right. Jim Beam time. Posted by: YatYas at July 28, 2016 10:36 PM (5v4w4) 265
They had to make an awfully long video to try to make it look human..... Wonder how long it will talk?
Posted by: shoeless 'ron at July 28, 2016 10:36 PM (Srfki) 266
She's starting to shout. Good... good. (Palpatine rubs hands together and smiles slowly).
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 28, 2016 10:36 PM (Dc/ui) 267
There will be no disruptions. She has her Ptemkin delegate seat holder, signs confiscated, white noise machines whirring.
Posted by: ThunderB at July 28, 2016 10:36 PM (zOTsN) 268
Did you guys not see Tuesday night, after her video speech, where people had their hands raised and tears streaming down their cheeks like they were having some kind of religious experience?
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 28, 2016 10:36 PM (nhI+n) 269
Not watching the speech at the convention.
My Twitter says it's a woman giving the speech. But nobody's saying if she's hot. Is she hot? 'Cuz the speech is always better if she's hot. Posted by: FireHorse at July 28, 2016 10:36 PM (ZihpT) 270
>> LIPSTICK ON TEETH???
On told her not to drink from the Red River before she went out on stage. Posted by: Huma Abedin's White Prayer Rug at July 28, 2016 10:36 PM (HJQI1) 271
Bill is about done for. As they always told me, when you see a man with his mouth hanging open all the time like that, he's about gone.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 28, 2016 10:37 PM (DW+jj) 272
Erick Erickson This sounds like the 2004, 2008, and 2012 Republican Convention, not the Democratic Convention. Thanks Branch Trumpidians. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 28, 2016 10:37 PM (kdS6q) 273
So is the screech kicking in?
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 10:37 PM (O2RFr) 274
Posted by: JC at July 28, 2016 10:32 PM (cIqob)
No. No it isn't. It's never wrong to hope that evil is destroyed. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 28, 2016 10:37 PM (qbnYE) Posted by: dagny at July 28, 2016 10:37 PM (eSQgj) 276
164 This bitch in the audience is crying? Why?
Typically the ones that cry the least gets executed in these sort of party functions. Posted by: watchful apparatchik at July 28, 2016 10:37 PM (Ag8Mw) Posted by: Meremortal, sock off at July 28, 2016 10:37 PM (3myMJ) 278
Isn't she just folksy though?
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 10:37 PM (iMxBJ) 279
HAAAAAAAARTCOURT!
Posted by: Stella Rodham-Clinton at July 28, 2016 10:37 PM (OkKDg) Posted by: L, Elle at July 28, 2016 10:37 PM (6IPEM) 281
I've been carrying a Havalon.
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 10:37 PM (HJQI1) 282
WTF is this garbage history lesson? Note to Hillary: you are the king we want to get rid of!!!!
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 28, 2016 10:37 PM (Dc/ui) 283
>>>241 Tim Kaine sets my Gaydar off the charts.
Posted by: Eli Cash i don't want to be homophobic but he blew my gaydar's circuits. Posted by: ace at July 28, 2016 10:37 PM (dciA+) 284
Hillary's Revolution bullshit is almighty.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 10:37 PM (9ym/8) 285
this is their last best shot at trump, the convention
Posted by: runner at July 28, 2016 10:37 PM (c6/9Q) 286
"Jane, can I ask you something? "
They did a nice job on her makeup, actually. But they can't correct the voice. It's still a cackling shrieky thing..... Posted by: Ian Galt at July 28, 2016 10:32 PM (8iiMU) -------------------- I watched about 2 seconds and she looked pretty good, prolly the best she'll look for the rest of the campaign. But she looked her very damn best in 2008 too, didn't she? Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at July 28, 2016 10:38 PM (5o5ek) 287
She comes across as a hectoring harridan.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 28, 2016 10:38 PM (5xDis) 288
No they didn't. They argued over every single word, every phrase, every comma and period. And the loses had to leave the country. Posted by: Q. G. Bentright at July 28, 2016 10:38 PM (c+nU0) 289
Ok a hoard opinion poll.
The neighbor is out mowing his lawn in the dark. Slightly annoying. But he also owns the same riding mower that I do and doesn't appear to know how the safety bypass functions work. Every time he reverses the blade clutch kicks out. I can deal with the constant sound of mowing lawn. but the change in tone is pissing me off. That and it's way harder on his mower. Read the directions fucknozzle. Actually I never read any directions just played with all the buttons/knobs until I found all the mower options I'd purchased. Posted by: Willy J. at July 28, 2016 10:38 PM (BZey7) 290
LOL - Love the Berniebots sticking it to the DNC enforcers!!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 28, 2016 10:38 PM (NOIQH) 291
Where is the armani moo moo?
Posted by: E.T. at July 28, 2016 10:38 PM (c+7Ko) Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 28, 2016 10:38 PM (nhI+n) 293
Yup, that vocal edge is starting to creep in. And the throat clearing is the cough covered in codeine.
Posted by: Biblio at July 28, 2016 10:38 PM (hwlgo) Posted by: Lurkette at July 28, 2016 10:39 PM (jY+fp) Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 10:39 PM (O2RFr) 296
Say, when's the fart-in supposed to start?
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 10:39 PM (iMxBJ) Posted by: Ktgreat at July 28, 2016 10:39 PM (Bl4dy) 298
>>>So, does anyone have a favorite folding pocket knife that they carry every day?<<<
Kershaw Leek. You can have it after I'm done slitting my wrists watching this. Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 28, 2016 10:39 PM (H9MG5) 299
Erick Erickson This sounds like the 2004, 2008, and 2012 Republican Convention, not the Democratic Convention. Thanks Branch Trumpidians. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix What the Hell does he even mean by that? Posted by: Zodraz at July 28, 2016 10:39 PM (IqV8l) 300
Pocket knife? Ontario 8843 RAT folder. And a little Spyderco Ladybug.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at July 28, 2016 10:39 PM (U6f54) 301
The bitch just plagiarized Reagan!
Posted by: L, Elle at July 28, 2016 10:39 PM (6IPEM) 302
If Bill weren't a rapist, I could almost understand...
Jeebus, you two losers, get divorced and disappear from our sight! Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 10:39 PM (1ZOkK) 303
Stop bugging those eyes, bitch, or I'll give you something to bug them about.
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 28, 2016 10:39 PM (osaEM) Posted by: ThunderB at July 28, 2016 10:39 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: rickl at July 28, 2016 10:39 PM (sdi6R) 306
The holdouts, not wanting the French to rush in, waited and waited. Until the redcoats killed enough Colonials that it no longer was a mystery.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 10:39 PM (9ym/8) 307
280 Zzzzzzzz
This sux Posted by: L, Elle at July 28, 2016 10:37 PM (6IPEM) It doesn't have to be the St Crispin's day speech. She just has to not turn people off and hit all her applause lines. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2016 10:39 PM (3ZoRf) 308
Drives me nuts the way they pan their head left to right so mechanically. I bet it makes her dizzy.
Posted by: dartist at July 28, 2016 10:40 PM (6RY24) 309
The bitch just plagiarized FDR!
Posted by: L, Elle at July 28, 2016 10:40 PM (6IPEM) 310
Bill looks like he's just about to drool. She puts weird emPHAsis on the wrong sylLABle
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 28, 2016 10:40 PM (PHxng) 311
Did she come out to The Doors Break on Through?
Has she pulled out the hotsause from her handbag? Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 28, 2016 10:40 PM (Q9ugn) 312
The only thing we have to fear is being married to an ugly lesbian!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 28, 2016 10:40 PM (+b2T3) 313
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
So, you know, why not import a million Muslims? Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 10:40 PM (iMxBJ) 314
Carry a sailing knife, has a marlin spike and is very handy..
Posted by: Garbone at July 28, 2016 10:40 PM (9dH/8) Posted by: exdem13 at July 28, 2016 10:40 PM (ry4ab) 316
No disruptions?
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 10:40 PM (O2RFr) 317
2008 and 2012?
Didn't republicans lose those elections? Posted by: ThunderB Just the way he likes it. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 28, 2016 10:40 PM (UPYhp) 318
Speechifying is turning into screechifying.
Posted by: rickl at July 28, 2016 10:40 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: Q. G. Bentright at July 28, 2016 10:40 PM (c+nU0) Posted by: Hitlery Macbeth at July 28, 2016 10:40 PM (qcmqL) 321
304 2008 and 2012?
Didn't republicans lose those elections? Posted by: ThunderB at July 28, 2016 10:39 PM (zOTsN) Badly Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 28, 2016 10:41 PM (voOPb) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 10:41 PM (9ym/8) Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at July 28, 2016 10:41 PM (U0lQa) 324
Hey, I know who said "The only thing you have to fear is fear itself"! Hillary Clinton!!!
Posted by: Chloe Moretz at July 28, 2016 10:41 PM (5o5ek) 325
"Too many people haven't had a pay raise since" Obama took office.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 28, 2016 10:41 PM (nhI+n) 326
What was the question, Willy J. @ 289?
Posted by: FireHorse at July 28, 2016 10:41 PM (ZihpT) 327
Erick Erickson
This sounds like the 2004, 2008, and 2012 Republican Convention, not the Democratic Convention. Thanks Branch Trumpidians. Go fuck yourself. The Hell Beast will allow you to load us onto the box cars. What a useful idiot you are. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 10:41 PM (1ZOkK) 328
Yea, the great democrat FDR, who locked Japanese-Americans up in camps.
Posted by: YatYas at July 28, 2016 10:41 PM (5v4w4) 329
Pocket knife, Byrd mad by Spyderco, the model is Cara Cara 11. Cost about 30 bucks, has a good pocket clip and is super thin and light
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 28, 2016 10:41 PM (dULJN) 330
2 to 1 odds she ends the speech with We are Legion.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 28, 2016 10:41 PM (Q9ugn) Posted by: runner at July 28, 2016 10:41 PM (c6/9Q) 332
re: pocket knife
I have a benchmade that I like a lot. The 1/3 of serrated blade is useful as hell for opening strapping on packages. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2016 10:41 PM (3ZoRf) 333
I think we need more quotes from Teddy Roosevelt and James Polk.
Posted by: Fritz at July 28, 2016 10:42 PM (WYh6/) 334
Again with the Children, eh?
Tell American kids to stop watching TV and accessing the internet, then you Lying Greedhag. For fuck's sake, I saw some potentially offensive shit on that DNC stage. I did. And if any kid Googles your name, they'll not click but a few times to find out what a blow job is. Posted by: Duplicitous Dan, King of Compromise at July 28, 2016 10:42 PM (ZedYY) 335
What the Hell does he even mean by that?Posted by: Zodraz at July 28, 2016 10:39 PM (IqV8l)
No idea, he's insane. What are they shouting? Posted by: dagny at July 28, 2016 10:42 PM (eSQgj) 336
Wonder what the dem plan b is when she goes into a siez or coughs up a lung?
Posted by: E.T. at July 28, 2016 10:42 PM (c+7Ko) 337
I thought the glow in the dark shirts were poop cleaner-uppers, like at the circus*
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 28, 2016 10:42 PM (oAY8z) 338
OMG is she really saying this? Is she really actually saying this bullshit? I may as well be watching Star Wars and trying to tell myself that I can buy myself an AT-AT walker.
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 28, 2016 10:42 PM (Dc/ui) 339
A chicken in every pot.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 28, 2016 10:42 PM (IqV8l) 340
>>>Bernie looks like someone being held hostage.
------- "Looks like?" Posted by: exdem13 at July 28, 2016 10:40 PM (ry4ab)<<< For some strange reason there was a pic of Vince Foster on his seat. Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 28, 2016 10:42 PM (H9MG5) 341
Well I don't know how much longer I can take this... No coughs, no Protests...... I give up...
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 10:42 PM (O2RFr) 342
What are they yelling? I hope she has to shout over them and has a coughing fit.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 28, 2016 10:42 PM (eU/yZ) Posted by: exdem13 at July 28, 2016 10:42 PM (ry4ab) 344
Oddly rote and uninspiring. She's cleared her throat 3 times already
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 28, 2016 10:42 PM (PHxng) 345
It shows up first at the end of sentences. Then emphasis words. Finally, full on screech. They've clearly been telling her NOT to do it. But its her normal voice. She won't be able to not do it. Its already started.
Posted by: Biblio at July 28, 2016 10:42 PM (hwlgo) 346
HILLARY backwards spells GOBLIN.
Posted by: Naughty Nixon at July 28, 2016 10:42 PM (fFfWq) Posted by: Country Boy at July 28, 2016 10:42 PM (heN73) Posted by: Lizzy at July 28, 2016 10:42 PM (NOIQH) Posted by: Willy J. at July 28, 2016 10:42 PM (BZey7) 350
The only thing we have to fear in Bernie supporters shouting you down......lol lol lol
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Instead of jobs, she mentions pay raises. Too bad for y'all looking for a job.
Posted by: Lurkette at July 28, 2016 10:42 PM (jY+fp) 352
Is she getting heckled?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 28, 2016 10:42 PM (+b2T3) 353
Has the Beast quoted Reagan yet? He's the Dems' new god.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 10:42 PM (1ZOkK) 354
Are these people chanting "Hillary" to cover up a protestor?
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 28, 2016 10:43 PM (Dc/ui) 355
I went to 112 countries! And left many of them in smoking ruin!
Posted by: Hillary! at July 28, 2016 10:43 PM (5xDis) 356
pocket knife~Kalishnikov automat
Posted by: willy at July 28, 2016 10:43 PM (Ffw22) 357
I carry a SOGzilla. Love it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2016 10:43 PM (pUDQf) 358
Hillary...all about the "troops on the front line"
Posted by: Oedipus at July 28, 2016 10:43 PM (CXLVd) 359
So, what do you think about Hillary's execution, Coach?
Posted by: Meremortal, sock off at July 28, 2016 10:43 PM (3myMJ) 360
She's doing the crazy eyes and shouty shout thing again
Posted by: L, Elle at July 28, 2016 10:43 PM (6IPEM) 361
Fuck you c*nt you don't give a shit about police officers or firefighters.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 28, 2016 10:43 PM (nhI+n) 362
Hillary trying to snark is amazingly wooden.
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 10:43 PM (iMxBJ) 363
Has she broken out into coughing or barking yet?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 28, 2016 10:43 PM (auHtY) 364
I've seen Roombas that need less Humanizing.
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 10:44 PM (HJQI1) 365
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She comes across as a hectoring harridan. ------ Trump is gaining votes all the way through the speech. Posted by: exdem13 at July 28, 2016 10:44 PM (ry4ab) 366
"Jane, can I ask you something? "
I have to admit. These democrat speech writers are damn good. Posted by: Q. G. Bentright at July 28, 2016 10:40 PM (c+nU0) ----------------- I'm very damn tempted to get worried. Will be unable to consume gluten or media tomorrow. Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at July 28, 2016 10:44 PM (5o5ek) 367
I'll bet the room is awash in smelly Depends right now. Thus, the tears.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 10:44 PM (1ZOkK) 368
>>>354 Are these people chanting "Hillary" to cover up a protestor?
Posted by: Eli Cash i didn't hear it, but I assume so. I think I heard a "B--" as in Bernie mixed in with the chant. Posted by: ace at July 28, 2016 10:44 PM (dciA+) 369
So, what do you think about Hillary's execution, Coach?
Posted by: Meremortal, sock off I'm fer it! Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 28, 2016 10:44 PM (UPYhp) 370
330 2 to 1 odds she ends the speech with We are Legion.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 28, 2016 10:41 PM "Resistance is futile" Posted by: kathysaysso at July 28, 2016 10:44 PM (osaEM) 371
This is the most rambling speech I've ever heard. Whose bitch this is?
Posted by: Fritz at July 28, 2016 10:44 PM (WYh6/) 372
Really don't understand why anybody would be worried about this speech. It's garbage, delivered by a harridan.
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 10:44 PM (iMxBJ) 373
So...when does she start the Southern Drawl? Pre / Post Female Leopard Scowl?
Posted by: Naughty Nixon at July 28, 2016 10:44 PM (fFfWq) 374
Heh. It's all about The Donald! Go, Hillary, keep talking about trump.
Posted by: Lurkette at July 28, 2016 10:44 PM (jY+fp) 375
If i have to fix it together with her, I'd rather just leave it broken
Posted by: shoeless 'ron at July 28, 2016 10:45 PM (Srfki) 376
i don't want to be homophobic but he blew my gaydar's circuits ---- Probably accurate though. Plus alcoholic Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at July 28, 2016 10:45 PM (U0lQa) 377
"re: pocket knife "
Sure do. Brother gave it to me for XMas. Never had to sharpen the darn thing. See if I can get a brand. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 10:45 PM (9ym/8) 378
FRIDAY, JULY 29, 2016 -
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO Donald J. Trump 2:00 PM Donald J. Trump will hold a town hall at the University of Colorado, Colorado Springs-Gallogly Event Center Doors open at 11:00 AM. FRIDAY, JULY 29, 2016 - DENVER, CO Donald J. Trump 7:00 PM Donald J. Trump will be holding a rally at the Wings Over the Rockies Air and Space Museum Doors open at 4:00 PM Help me, Obi-Don Kenobi. You're my only hope! Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at July 28, 2016 10:45 PM (5o5ek) Posted by: Lizzy at July 28, 2016 10:45 PM (NOIQH) 380
"Young people are the most generous?"
Yep. They will be paying a shitload of taxes (if they work). Posted by: Ian Galt at July 28, 2016 10:45 PM (8iiMU) 381
"The founders fought a Revolution and wrote a Contitution so that no one person should have all the power..."
I think her dementia is making her forget President Pen and Phone. Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 28, 2016 10:45 PM (H9MG5) 382
This sounds like the 2004, 2008, and 2012 Republican Convention, not the Democratic Convention.
----------------------------------------------------------- Lets hope so...If the Democrat party morphs into the GOPe of that era then America will be on the rebound baby! Posted by: William Eaton at July 28, 2016 10:45 PM (KhJh8) 383
.....village idiot
Posted by: E.T. at July 28, 2016 10:45 PM (c+7Ko) Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 10:45 PM (1ZOkK) Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 28, 2016 10:45 PM (UPYhp) Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 28, 2016 10:45 PM (Q9ugn) 387
Really don't understand why anybody would be worried about this speech. It's garbage, delivered by a harridan. Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 10:44 PM But tomorrow all the papers will call it the best speech ever made. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 28, 2016 10:45 PM (IqV8l) 388
Really don't understand why anybody would be worried about this speech. It's garbage, delivered by a harridan.
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 10:44 PM (iMxBJ) MFM translation - The greatest speech every given in the history of history Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 28, 2016 10:45 PM (auHtY) 389
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Bill looks like he's just about to drool. She puts weird emPHAsis on the wrong sylLABle --------- Somebody call tech support, the Hillary 800's vocal modulator needs some more work. Posted by: exdem13 at July 28, 2016 10:45 PM (ry4ab) 390
Ah, another lie. You wrote that book, did you?
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 10:45 PM (iMxBJ) 391
HELLO, AMERICA, COME GIVE GAM-GAMS A KISS!!!!
Posted by: Stella Rodham-Clinton at July 28, 2016 10:45 PM (OkKDg) 392
Stronger Than Dirt!
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 10:46 PM (HJQI1) 393
You know, I'm almost dissappointed we didn't go full Bernie instead of this boiling the frog bullshit.
Posted by: AD at July 28, 2016 10:46 PM (1QRzG) 394
This is an experiment on national TV for visual contraception and the futility of using Vigara/Cialis to overcome THE SCREECH.
Tonight we have met the kryptonite that will end human procreation. Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at July 28, 2016 10:46 PM (3ZttN) 395
The lack of actual empathy is breathtaking. It's like being stuck in some stupid Intro course.
Posted by: Lurkette at July 28, 2016 10:46 PM (jY+fp) 396
"Jane, can I ask you something? "
Really don't understand why anybody would be worried about this speech. It's garbage, delivered by a harridan. Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 10:44 PM (iMxBJ) ---------------- Okay. (Takes deep breath.) Other people hyperventilating is contagious with me. Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at July 28, 2016 10:46 PM (5o5ek) 397
Nothing without the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state.
Posted by: rickl at July 28, 2016 10:46 PM (sdi6R) 398
Posted by: Naughty Nixon at July 28, 2016 10:44 PM (fFfWq)
She almost slipped into the drawl in between the throat clearing. Posted by: CaliGirl at July 28, 2016 10:46 PM (eU/yZ) Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 28, 2016 10:46 PM (kdS6q) 400
Is She done yet?
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 10:46 PM (O2RFr) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 10:46 PM (9ym/8) 402
373 So...when does she start the Southern Drawl?
Toward the end of the speech, after she says, "Now I'd like to address mah fellow African-Americans..." Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 28, 2016 10:46 PM (5xDis) 403
393 You know, I'm almost dissappointed we didn't go full Bernie instead of this boiling the frog bullshit.
Posted by: AD at July 28, 2016 10:46 PM (1QRzG) Remember when our side thought that having the other side nominate a brain-dead socialist was a great way to win elections? How did that work out? Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 10:47 PM (iMxBJ) 404
Love Trumps Hate! I HAVE A VAGINA!
Posted by: Clinton Cash at July 28, 2016 10:47 PM (nhI+n) 405
I think we're all used to the MSM fawning over all things EVIL by now.
If you keep looking to the MSM to report something fairly, you're gonna have a bad time. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2016 10:47 PM (pUDQf) Posted by: Hyena at July 28, 2016 10:47 PM (HGtd0) 407
These fucksticks have been saying they'll create an economy that works for everyone for 12 goddamn years and have held the strings of power for a vast majority of them. Who could possibly still believe them?
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 28, 2016 10:47 PM (Dc/ui) 408
Oh, they just showed Chelsea's old nose.
There might be plastic surgery for Rodham-nose, but fixing Hubble-Jaw is still too dangerous. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 28, 2016 10:47 PM (SeD0w) 409
She forgot to thank Debbie Wasserman Shulz.
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 10:47 PM (HJQI1) 410
God damn hippies can even throw a good riot anymore.
Posted by: Jean at July 28, 2016 10:47 PM (ngn8T) Posted by: Q. G. Bentright at July 28, 2016 10:47 PM (c+nU0) 412
Well, husband's idiot libtard family are going full-on Gary Johnson.
ISIS, what da fuc is that?? Dude? Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 10:47 PM (1ZOkK) 413
I wrote a Children's Book - the Sony 2400 VHS Cassette Player instruction manual (w/ easy programmable clock)
Posted by: Naughty Nixon at July 28, 2016 10:47 PM (fFfWq) 414
Love trumps hate? Ha! Let's see if that's true after trump trumps hillary.
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 28, 2016 10:47 PM (osaEM) 415
I think I should let her borrow my emotion chip. She needs it far more than I do.
Posted by: Lt. Cmdr. Data at July 28, 2016 10:47 PM (H9MG5) 416
Wut??? Like you've "asked" me "something" a dozen times?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 10:45 PM (1ZOkK) ----------------- It's a line from a movie. I'll change it up or possibly drop it. Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at July 28, 2016 10:47 PM (5o5ek) Posted by: Q. G. Bentright at July 28, 2016 10:47 PM (c+nU0) 418
Somebody said that the Hillary chanting at odd times is to drown out the Bernie supporters. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 28, 2016 10:48 PM (iQIUe) Posted by: L, Elle at July 28, 2016 10:48 PM (6IPEM) 420
This woman is insane. She's on a mission, and fuck you.
Posted by: Fritz at July 28, 2016 10:48 PM (WYh6/) 421
Dear God, is she wooden. *spoken sigh*
Posted by: Oedipus at July 28, 2016 10:48 PM (CXLVd) 422
That sound...that's the sound of a million boners being dashed out of existence at the same time.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2016 10:48 PM (pUDQf) 423
she's been in politics forever. one speech or one convention wont fix hillary clinton
Posted by: runner at July 28, 2016 10:48 PM (c6/9Q) 424
Worst speech ever. She reads one word at a time. I've had 2nd graders who can publically speak better than her.
Posted by: dagny at July 28, 2016 10:48 PM (eSQgj) Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 10:48 PM (O2RFr) 426
I will NOT have what she is having.
Posted by: Naughty Nixon at July 28, 2016 10:48 PM (fFfWq) 427
She sounded like Gloria from Modern Family.
Not looked like...tho I'm more partial to Julie Bowen Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 28, 2016 10:48 PM (VxHD9) 428
* Thank Zygax for my Reptilian genes. Only they will carry me through! Not enough fresh fetal blood consumed!* Posted by: Hitlery Macbeth at July 28, 2016 10:48 PM (qcmqL) 429
425 Climax!
Almost over? Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 10:48 PM (O2RFr) No, she's bragging about her "experience." If you can believe it. Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 10:49 PM (iMxBJ) 430
"re: pocket knife"
I have sworn a mighty oath never to buy another pocket knife without assisted-open or a "wave" open. Start from that. Posted by: torquewrench at July 28, 2016 10:49 PM (noWW6) 431
Capitalism works solely because of the natural human desire to help strangers and live on ramen noodles.
#GreedHag2016! Posted by: Hijab Wearing Kansas Pharmacists, circa 1816 at July 28, 2016 10:49 PM (ZedYY) 432
Sanders delegates wearing glow in the dark tee shirts. LOL. They're not wallflowers, are they?
Since I couldn't think of how to respond to the dear woman I am working with this week who said to me, "I think Trump would take away our rights" I just said-since I know she supports Sanders-"Gosh, I think it's terrible way the Sanders candidates were treated. They were robbed in a collusion by the Democrat party." (I actually believe this, but maybe it will convince her to vote for Johnson instead of Hillary). Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2016 10:49 PM (HXQyP) 433
"Now, let me humanize myself..."
Posted by: Oedipus at July 28, 2016 10:49 PM (CXLVd) 434
No, she's bragging about her "experience." If you can believe it.
As SOS? I wouldn't mention that if I was Her... Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 10:49 PM (O2RFr) 435
I have finally discovered the correct label for my political views.
I am a minimalist. There are a few things our government ought to be doing, such as providing consequences if someone murders or steals and preventing enemies from murdering and stealing from us. Once government starts meddling beyond some basics, they are OUT OF LINE and need to be slapped. Posted by: Emmie at July 28, 2016 10:49 PM (xVuS6) 436
She wants this more than anything she has ever wanted in her whole life. She's a hideous soulless shell of real human being
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 28, 2016 10:49 PM (PHxng) 437
Stephen Hawking's voice is far more charming.
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 28, 2016 10:49 PM (H9MG5) 438
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America's first wife!! The bitter wench you're still paying alimony to. ----------- That is Hillary's appeal to American men in general, yes. Posted by: exdem13 at July 28, 2016 10:49 PM (ry4ab) 439
Wow, this is a horribly stilted speech.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 28, 2016 10:49 PM (fC9RO) 440
Over? No, one more to go. When she says she will be the next president of the united states. Everybody will orgasm. There will be tears and hugs, and we'll all cuddle. Posted by: Q. G. Bentright at July 28, 2016 10:49 PM (c+nU0) 441
" This woman is insane. She's on a mission, and fuck you."
Well, yeah. Power and money. For her and her alone. Bill and Chelsea would get shit. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 10:50 PM (9ym/8) 442
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That sound...that's the sound of a million boners being dashed out of existence at the same time. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2016 10:48 PM (pUDQf) Ha! Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 10:50 PM (1ZOkK) 443
Her grandfather made lace wigs???!!!!!!!!
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 28, 2016 10:50 PM (osaEM) 444
Her experience starts with having more people die on her watch that any other SOS in modern history.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2016 10:50 PM (pUDQf) 445
This is a defensive speech
Posted by: L, Elle at July 28, 2016 10:50 PM (6IPEM) 446
Aww...she's just a blue-collar sorta gal. How sweet.
Posted by: lizabth at July 28, 2016 10:50 PM (3v3uS) 447
Across America tonight, 350 million testicles rise so high they will never be seen again.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 28, 2016 10:50 PM (OkKDg) 448
Here in our elite drinking circle there is strong conviction that if Pantsuit starts talking about dodging sniper fire to get to the Arena tonight that Trump will have this thing locked up.
Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at July 28, 2016 10:50 PM (3ZttN) 449
432 Sanders delegates wearing glow in the dark tee shirts. LOL. They're not wallflowers, are they?
Last night they turned the lights off in their section so they couldn't be seen... Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 10:50 PM (O2RFr) 450
Her grampy made lace wigs?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 28, 2016 10:50 PM (+b2T3) 451
Now she's claiming to be descended from actual human beings.
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 10:50 PM (iMxBJ) 452
@435 -- I call myself a Right Anarchist. Government inherently fails.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 28, 2016 10:50 PM (VxHD9) 453
That wood chopper at the end of Fargo was a symbolic metaphor for Hillary's vagina.
Posted by: The Coen Brothers at July 28, 2016 10:50 PM (Q9ugn) 454
403 393 You know, I'm almost dissappointed we didn't go full Bernie instead of this boiling the frog bullshit.
Posted by: AD at July 28, 2016 10:46 PM (1QRzG) Remember when our side thought that having the other side nominate a brain-dead socialist was a great way to win elections? How did that work out? Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 10:47 PM (iMxBJ) Oh Bernie was doing much better than Hillary in head-to-head polling. I'm not talking about our electoral chances. I'd just like the honesty, obviousness, and quickness of a quick dump into Bernieland than the slow, tortuous, bullshit-laden path we're on now. Posted by: AD at July 28, 2016 10:50 PM (1QRzG) Posted by: ThunderB at July 28, 2016 10:50 PM (zOTsN) 456
Trump is gaining votes all the way through the speech. Posted by: exdem13 at July 28, 2016 10:44 PM (ry4ab) ------------------- I need to curl up around these words tonight. Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at July 28, 2016 10:51 PM (5o5ek) Posted by: ALH at July 28, 2016 10:51 PM (Z56vq) 458
I just can't watch her.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 28, 2016 10:51 PM (NOIQH) Posted by: Beth M at July 28, 2016 10:51 PM (kiy9d) 460
This is fucking deep.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 28, 2016 10:51 PM (VxHD9) 461
"Wow, this is a horribly stilted speech."
The crowd is pretty quiet. Waiting for the "applause" signs. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 10:51 PM (9ym/8) 462
I gave up and put the game on but the Giants are getting spanked by the Nationals. So The FAB it is...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 28, 2016 10:51 PM (EZebt) 463
Wooden? Unbelievable. I want to hear a story about how Hillary fell in love with Bill sucked his cock in the White House to alleviate his stress. Not!
Posted by: Fritz at July 28, 2016 10:51 PM (WYh6/) 464
Looks like shes gonna make it through the speech. Must be those horse pills.....
Posted by: E.T. at July 28, 2016 10:51 PM (c+7Ko) 465
No coughs ? Dang I was count on that...
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 10:51 PM (O2RFr) 466
One has to be seriously brain damaged or on piaps payroll to behave like a teenaged Justin Bieber fan.
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 28, 2016 10:51 PM (Ht/4p) 467
430 "re: pocket knife"
I have sworn a mighty oath never to buy another pocket knife without assisted-open or a "wave" open. Start from that. Posted by: torquewrench at July 28, 2016 10:49 PM (noWW6) Mine is not assisted but it is 'wave open'(that is a term?) It is very well made, but the only knock on it is that it is a bit on the large side. Takes up a lot of space in the pocket. Has a belt clip, never use it. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2016 10:52 PM (3ZoRf) 468
This is sooooo bogus. If I made 400 grand a speech I'd be able to scratch up more than $8.95 (plus shipping) for a Voodoo Doll THAT MIGHT HAVE ACTUALLY WORKED!!!!
Posted by: Princess Tiger-Lily, formerly from HotAir at July 28, 2016 10:52 PM (vfC/C) 469
Last night they turned the lights off in their section so they couldn't be seen...
Posted by: donna For most of the male Bernbots, it's the first time they've been in a dark room with a girl. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 28, 2016 10:52 PM (UPYhp) Posted by: willy at July 28, 2016 10:52 PM (Ffw22) 471
Damn. My uterus just shrunk in fear.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 10:52 PM (1ZOkK) Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 28, 2016 10:52 PM (kdS6q) Posted by: Ian Galt at July 28, 2016 10:52 PM (8iiMU) Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 10:52 PM (HJQI1) 475
451 Now she's claiming to be descended from actual human beings.
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 10:50 PM (iMxBJ And people used to mock me. Who is laughing now!?! Posted by: David Icke at July 28, 2016 10:52 PM (Q9ugn) Posted by: ThunderB at July 28, 2016 10:52 PM (zOTsN) 477
Then I wanted to be an astronaut on Mt Everest!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 28, 2016 10:52 PM (+b2T3) 478
pocket folding knife - - -
Cold Steel Eland @ amazon https://tinyurl.com/jh2898k The smaller Kudu is an add on item - only $4.99 Posted by: Skunky Choom at July 28, 2016 10:52 PM (CbGSW) 479
What a crapload of platitudes. Just random bromides.
Posted by: dagny at July 28, 2016 10:52 PM (eSQgj) 480
Remember, it's not about Hillary being an evil cvnt. It's about my football team vs your football team.
The democrats could put Hitler up there and they'd cheer him on if it meant taking down someone with an R next to their name. Tribalism. Only explanation for the idiocy. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2016 10:52 PM (pUDQf) 481
Charlie Brown is missing a teacher tonight.....
Posted by: Garbone at July 28, 2016 10:52 PM (9dH/8) Posted by: Lizzy at July 28, 2016 10:52 PM (NOIQH) 483
I think this is a long, long commercial about what happens if you take lithium too long.
Posted by: Cascadia at July 28, 2016 10:53 PM (XGy6S) 484
"...you need to change both laws and hearts...(or a well-stacked court system)"...
Posted by: Oedipus at July 28, 2016 10:53 PM (CXLVd) 485
oh, i guess the dem congressional committee was hacked too..
now, what is that woman babbling about ? Posted by: runner at July 28, 2016 10:53 PM (c6/9Q) 486
She's a terrible speaker. She does put the emphasis on weird syllables. Cough cough.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 28, 2016 10:53 PM (eU/yZ) 487
This shit will beat Trump if he doesn't hire pros to produce something professionally slick to compete with these assholes.
Posted by: dartist at July 28, 2016 10:53 PM (6RY24) 488
Here in our elite drinking circle there is strong conviction that if Pantsuit starts talking about dodging sniper fire to get to the Arena tonight that Trump will have this thing locked up. Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at July 28, 2016 10:50 PM (3ZttN) ========= I wonder if Trump is saving that for the debates. I wonder if she's canned a response. Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at July 28, 2016 10:53 PM (5o5ek) 489
If you can get past the visual and voice, this speech is a non-stuttering clustrrfuck of a hot mess.
Posted by: Biblio at July 28, 2016 10:53 PM (hwlgo) 490
Is it bad to hope that Hillary goes into another one of her coughing fits?
Posted by: JC Erm...NO! We'd agree what she represents is evil. Anything that would derail her would be good. If she would just retire from politics to private life, I'd wish her the best of health and a long life. But as long as she is jonesing to do harm in the political arena, yeah, it would be best if she goes into a hacking fit and is declared unfit to run. Posted by: Yuimetal at July 28, 2016 10:53 PM (TEHcz) 491
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Climax! Almost over? -------------- Trust us donna, no man is climaxing at ANY point of this speech! Posted by: exdem13 at July 28, 2016 10:53 PM (ry4ab) 492
He heart I.swelled. Myocardial infarction in the wings?
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 28, 2016 10:53 PM (osaEM) 493
"This is a defensive speech"
I think that's a good definition. Very reserved, trying for sap. Not a serious policy point in it. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 10:53 PM (9ym/8) Posted by: Q. G. Bentright at July 28, 2016 10:53 PM (c+nU0) 495
Catching up. Just noticed that Madame Secretary is wearing white?
*blink blink* What kind of message does that send to all of the dystopia-loving millennials who've read "The Hunger Games" trilogy? President Snow? Really? Posted by: Better-Than-Sex-Cake is not at July 28, 2016 10:53 PM (il2Jh) 496
Step by step. Inch by inch I crept up on her...
Posted by: rickl at July 28, 2016 10:53 PM (sdi6R) 497
Go away and finance an orphanage, Greedhag. You've got plenty of money.
Posted by: Roald Dahl at July 28, 2016 10:54 PM (ZedYY) 498
Trump flip-flopped on the minimum wage again today. He's one of 8 people on the planet she could defeat in an election.
Posted by: Tiny Orange Penis at July 28, 2016 10:54 PM (bhbDH) 499
Billy Jeff's balls are tucked away in fear.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 10:54 PM (1ZOkK) 500
"It became clear to me that caring was not enough. To drive real change, I had to gather all the power there is in the world unto my person..."
Posted by: Hillary! at July 28, 2016 10:54 PM (5xDis) 501
I'm not watching her. I can't bear to. I'm just laughing at the comments as if people were live blogging some cheesy horror movie.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2016 10:54 PM (HXQyP) 502
So not exactly awe inspiring?
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 10:54 PM (O2RFr) 503
Why she told the story of her mother being found by loving dinosaurs is strange.
Posted by: dagny at July 28, 2016 10:54 PM (eSQgj) 504
see update about the chanting
Posted by: ace at July 28, 2016 10:54 PM (dciA+) 505
>>>He heart I.swelled. Myocardial infarction in the wings?
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 28, 2016 10:53 PM (osaEM)<<< So did the Grinch's. They're both still evil. Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 28, 2016 10:54 PM (H9MG5) 506
Well, I learned tonight that Hillary grew up in an emotionally stilted home. I guess some of us overcome it, some don't.
Posted by: Lurkette at July 28, 2016 10:54 PM (jY+fp) 507
"And when I RAN across that TARMAC under fire from SNIPERS, you know what?"
"They told me that would NAME that AIRPORT after ME." Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 10:54 PM (iMxBJ) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 28, 2016 10:55 PM (voOPb) 509
9-11 WTF!
Posted by: Garbone at July 28, 2016 10:55 PM (9dH/8) 510
This shit will beat Trump if he doesn't hire pros to produce something professionally slick to compete with these assholes. Posted by: dartist at July 28, 2016 10:53 PM (6RY24) ------------------ Has this race gone conventional? Trump, FUCK IT UP! Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at July 28, 2016 10:55 PM (5o5ek) 511
I didn't know that kids with disabilities couldn't go to school!!! Has the fart in started?
Posted by: Cheri at July 28, 2016 10:55 PM (TmVQX) Posted by: Hitlery Macbeth at July 28, 2016 10:55 PM (qcmqL) 513
This shit will beat Trump if he doesn't hire pros to produce something professionally slick to compete with these assholes.
Posted by: dartist ------------ The Repubs have never been good at that. They lack the unbridled, take-no-prisoners, killer instinct. I take that back, Lee Atwater did have those qualities. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 28, 2016 10:55 PM (9mTYi) 514
This is fckn horrible. Sorry even if I block out who she is, this is like someone reading a cereal box. Kaboom even.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 28, 2016 10:55 PM (aZxzS) 515
Sounds like they are going to have to bring Bill out again to re-humanize her.
Posted by: Ripley at July 28, 2016 10:55 PM (0vsws) 516
I have an Emerson, but for an EDC pocket knife, I thought the wave feature was a bit of a pain.
And it's a heavy son of a bitch. Posted by: Chupacabra at July 28, 2016 10:55 PM (McglG) 517
Keep that chin up, girl!
Posted by: Lurkette at July 28, 2016 10:55 PM (jY+fp) 518
>>>"This is a defensive speech"
<<< The only thing a prevent defense speech does is prevent you from winning. Posted by: John Madden at July 28, 2016 10:55 PM (H9MG5) Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 10:55 PM (1ZOkK) 520
This is a lot like a bad State of the Union address.
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 10:55 PM (iMxBJ) 521
9-11, ya, that ain't rain on my back is it.
Posted by: Garbone at July 28, 2016 10:55 PM (9dH/8) 522
Inspirations: Katy Perry, Demi Lovato, Dirty Debbie WS
I've seen a more inspiring group of individuals in Scientology Choir Videos. Posted by: Danger, Carlos Danger at July 28, 2016 10:55 PM (fFfWq) 523
She is cold. No warmth. She can't fake it like Bill.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 28, 2016 10:56 PM (6IPEM) Posted by: Hillary Hendrix at July 28, 2016 10:56 PM (IqV8l) 525
Aside from that, given the "size issue," all I can think of is Rick James screaming to Charlie Murphy: "F**k yo' couch!"
Posted by: Better-Than-Sex-Cake is not at July 28, 2016 10:56 PM (il2Jh) 526
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There are Bernie supporters with Liar signs. Heh! And what's with the virginal white? -------- That is the white suit worn by evil gangsters and demons in Asian films. Posted by: exdem13 at July 28, 2016 10:56 PM (ry4ab) Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at July 28, 2016 10:56 PM (3ZttN) 528
Has she barked yet?
Posted by: Teh Puppy Hat at July 28, 2016 10:56 PM (vBeA5) 529
People like Hillary are what give rise to things like imprecatory Psalms.
Posted by: Yuimetal at July 28, 2016 10:56 PM (TEHcz) 530
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see update about the chanting Posted by: ace at July 28, 2016 10:54 PM (dciA+) I really expected more from those twerps. Sadly, I put faith in a bunch of stoners and shirkers. Results as you'd expect. Fucking. Glow. In. The. Dark. Can't even get a good air-horn dude in this bitch. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2016 10:56 PM (pUDQf) 531
I'm hoping Trump's October surprise is in his tax returns. To the tune of hundreds of millions or billions of dollars donated to incredible charities.
Posted by: Diondre Cole at July 28, 2016 10:56 PM (ZedYY) 532
Kaboom even.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 28, 2016 10:55 PM (aZxzS) Kaboom is Shakespeare compared to this Posted by: Ian Galt at July 28, 2016 10:56 PM (8iiMU) Posted by: ThunderB at July 28, 2016 10:56 PM (zOTsN) 534
Incidences of throat clearing increasing.
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 28, 2016 10:56 PM (osaEM) 535
32, 194...
Redstate has gone insane! I can't stand Trump, but damn it, I would never pimp up a Democrat propaganda stunt in order to score points against the man. I didn't think that site could get worse when the Erickson left, but Leon Wolfe managed to do just that. Wow. Posted by: WVinMN at July 28, 2016 10:56 PM (TPf32) 536
511 I didn't know that kids with disabilities couldn't go to school!!! Has the fart in started?
Wow that's a surprise to Me Three different little yellow school buses come thru My neighborhood... Even in the summer... Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 10:56 PM (O2RFr) 537
Ah, Obama's "courageous decision" to take out Osama.
"OK, stop bothering me, go ahead and take him out. But Valerie won't like it." Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 10:56 PM (iMxBJ) 538
Does anybody in the audience give two shits about her self-indulgent horse-pucky? Weird woman, weird political party.
Posted by: Fritz at July 28, 2016 10:56 PM (WYh6/) 539
How about the brave decision your husband could have made to get OBL when he had a chance?
Posted by: Cheri at July 28, 2016 10:56 PM (TmVQX) 540
Ilya Shapiro* To recap, the Republican's not a conservative, the Dem's not a liberal *Senior Fellow in Constitutional Studies, @CatoInstitute. Kids, don't do drugs. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 28, 2016 10:57 PM (kdS6q) 541
Bill's HPV finally got Hillary's throat?
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 28, 2016 10:57 PM (aZxzS) 542
Trump flip-flopped on the minimum wage again today. He's one of 8 people on the planet she could defeat in an election.///
With livs flip flopping is a feature. Not a bug. Posted by: Willy J. at July 28, 2016 10:57 PM (BZey7) 543
She clears her throat after every single applause break.
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 28, 2016 10:57 PM (PHxng) 544
I will work for you Republicans to eat the shit I give you!!! ::cackles:::
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 28, 2016 10:57 PM (+b2T3) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 10:57 PM (9ym/8) 546
VAGINA!!!!
Posted by: Oedipus at July 28, 2016 10:57 PM (CXLVd) 547
She just announced she's a woman. Who knew.
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 10:57 PM (iMxBJ) 548
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Cough, dammit, cough! Now just let go and look into the dark light. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 10:55 PM (1ZOkK) You're my kind of gal, Jane. Mr. D'oh is a lucky man. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2016 10:57 PM (pUDQf) Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 10:57 PM (1ZOkK) 550
Listening to Hillary speechify reminds me of getting my ass chewed out by the HR lady at work.
But at least the HR lady is a GILF. Posted by: Skunky Choom at July 28, 2016 10:57 PM (CbGSW) 551
I would not be friends with anyone waving a Stronger Together sign.
Posted by: BacktoGA at July 28, 2016 10:57 PM (/22Vh) 552
Orange blush (reminiscent of the jumpsuit she should be wearing) is melting.
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 28, 2016 10:57 PM (osaEM) 553
There are the beatific faces again.
Posted by: rickl at July 28, 2016 10:57 PM (sdi6R) 554
Feeling the Dilbert guy's column from yesterday about how the DNC is literally reducing the testosterone levels of men watching this sh#tshow.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 28, 2016 10:58 PM (NOIQH) 555
still running on death of osama. wow . she really is reaching, isn't she.....
now that screech. how is it even possible that this thing has a good chance of being president? Posted by: shoeless 'ron at July 28, 2016 10:58 PM (Srfki) 556
Just realized why she's not as screechy -- it'll bring on the cough. But she's clearing it more and more. Will she get it over with before the codeine wears off?
Posted by: Biblio at July 28, 2016 10:58 PM (hwlgo) 557
Did she come out to Mr. Crowley?
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 28, 2016 10:58 PM (Q9ugn) 558
She looks grumpy.
Posted by: Cascadia at July 28, 2016 10:58 PM (XGy6S) 559
Oh, VAGINA!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 28, 2016 10:58 PM (aZxzS) Posted by: Ian Galt at July 28, 2016 10:58 PM (8iiMU) 561
When there are no ceilings, birds poop on your head!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 28, 2016 10:58 PM (+b2T3) 562
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451 Now she's claiming to be descended from actual human beings. Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 10:50 PM (iMxBJ And people used to mock me. Who is laughing now!?! ------------- David icke is still wrong. Hillary is not a reptiloid. That's right! She is a prototype terrorist killer android they built. Except the android got its control programming deleted and is now trying to take power on its own. Posted by: exdem13 at July 28, 2016 10:58 PM (ry4ab) 563
This woman shit is just sickening.
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 28, 2016 10:58 PM (Dc/ui) 564
Cue the ceremonial "Carrie" pig blood drenching.
Posted by: Danger, Carlos Danger at July 28, 2016 10:58 PM (fFfWq) Posted by: Better-Than-Sex-Cake is not at July 28, 2016 10:59 PM (il2Jh) 566
This would be the perfect time for the alien to burst out of her chest.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 10:59 PM (1ZOkK) 567
I am the thighmaster!
Posted by: Hillary! at July 28, 2016 10:59 PM (JO9+V) Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 10:59 PM (iMxBJ) Posted by: Hitlery Macbeth at July 28, 2016 10:59 PM (qcmqL) 570
353 Has the Beast quoted Reagan yet? He's the Dems' new god.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 10:42 PM (1ZOkK) Well he is their favorite kind of Republican. Dead. Posted by: buzzion at July 28, 2016 10:59 PM (bMG0w) Posted by: rickl at July 28, 2016 10:59 PM (sdi6R) 572
I think the female opportunity shtick would have been more convincing in, oh, I donno, 1975?
Posted by: Lurkette at July 28, 2016 10:59 PM (jY+fp) 573
Riots would totally be going down tonight if we were playing.
Posted by: MC5 at July 28, 2016 10:59 PM (g25eo) 574
Good grief, I understand how people don't like Trump, but how can you vote for this over privileged liar.
Posted by: YatYas at July 28, 2016 10:59 PM (5v4w4) Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2016 10:59 PM (pUDQf) 576
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My strong conviction is that by the time this thing is , Hillary will Wish, desperately, that Trump would have used slick TV ads. The guy is a NY street(construction trade) fighter. He will NOT go easy on her. Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at July 28, 2016 10:59 PM (3ZttN) 577
I actually thought this was a decent speech for the first 20-30 minutes. But, nope, you have to keep going.
Posted by: AD at July 28, 2016 10:59 PM (1QRzG) 578
Virginal white pantsuit, and a fresh highlighting. Still fat, though. Still points to some invisible person in the audience, gives a huge smile and waves like it's her BFF. She couldn't sell me TP is I was on the john and desperate.
Saints preserve us! Posted by: Susanamantha at July 28, 2016 10:59 PM (yL5ls) 579
Will she leave to Crazy Train?
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 28, 2016 10:59 PM (Q9ugn) Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 28, 2016 10:59 PM (VxHD9) Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 10:59 PM (iMxBJ) 582
The Bern crowd should have worn extra briefs and when the lights go out, load them up and launch them.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 28, 2016 11:00 PM (P/kVC) 583
I've yet to hear plans and details. Another motivational speech. We just had eight years of Tony Robbins. It didn't work.
Posted by: Procession of the Trojan Horse at July 28, 2016 11:00 PM (ZedYY) 584
The Repubs have never been good at that. They lack the unbridled, take-no-prisoners, killer instinct.
I take that back, Lee Atwater did have those qualities. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 28, 2016 10:55 PM (9mTYi) ---------------------- Thank God the Repubs aren't running this time. Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at July 28, 2016 11:00 PM (5o5ek) 585
545 There she goes. "Vagina!" That's the show, folks.
Not until I to fold my collar up in the form of a vulva and Huma comes on stage to massage my head! Posted by: Hillary! at July 28, 2016 11:00 PM (5xDis) 586
>>She personally took out Bin Laden.
She was "in the Situation room" when Obama gave the order. Alrighty! So where was she the night of the Benghazi attack, when Barack *wasn't* in the situation room? Posted by: Lizzy at July 28, 2016 11:00 PM (NOIQH) 587
Well he is their favorite kind of Republican. Dead.
Posted by: buzzion at July 28, 2016 10:59 PM (bMG0w) Too soon, man. Too soon. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2016 11:00 PM (3ZoRf) 588
The party of working people?
Posted by: Susanamantha at July 28, 2016 11:00 PM (yL5ls) 589
1163 Is Hillary getting $400k for tonight's speech?
Posted by: Just asking When there are no ceilings, the sky's the limit. [Cringe-inducing delivery by HRC of that line, btw] Posted by: Thos. Sutpen, Jr. at July 28, 2016 11:00 PM (df8p8) 590
No matter how bad this speech is the MSM will report it as great.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 28, 2016 11:00 PM (iQIUe) 591
I was musing on the nature of belief.
Nature abhors a vacuum, and a natural-born Believer abhors having nothing to believe in. If they lose their belief, they will not long rest in a state of non-belief; they will immediately seek a new belief system to believe zealously in. Witness Andrew Sullivan: He did not wander in the wilderness for years without a belief, a faith, when he lost his. He immediately substituted a new God-King (Obama) for the one he had disposed of (Bush). And so it is with our Preistly Caste: A Priest MUST believe in something, or else, what is he? He is one of the unwashed; he is nothing. You will be shocked at the speed at which you will see some of your priests embrace strange new gods and religions, for the idea of wandering in an uncertain world with no inner dogmas to provide them certainty is too hateful for them to contemplate. Posted by: ace at July 28, 2016 11:00 PM (dciA+) 592
Tell us how you'll shut down the coal mines and coal powered electrical plants!
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 11:00 PM (HJQI1) 593
Hollywood and all the money and power in the world can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear. In a moo moo.
Posted by: dartist at July 28, 2016 11:00 PM (6RY24) 594
I am so fu*king inspired by Hillary's speech that I might need a 3rd Jack Daniels. Maybe a 4th.
This speech is chock so full of policy that I can accurately foretell the future. Posted by: jwb7605 at July 28, 2016 11:00 PM (DofIg) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 11:00 PM (9ym/8) 596
283 >>>241 Tim Kaine sets my Gaydar off the charts.
Posted by: Eli Cash i don't want to be homophobic but he blew my gaydar's circuits. Posted by: ace at July 28, 2016 10:37 PM (dciA+) Same here, and my gaydar isn't all that sensitive. Mrs. Hobbit said the same thing about Kaine when she first saw him a few days ago. Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at July 28, 2016 11:00 PM (nvMvs) 597
Three different little yellow school buses come thru My neighborhood..
------------ Wait... I rode on a little yellow school bus. Dammit. I always thought something funny was going on. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 28, 2016 11:00 PM (9mTYi) 598
Here comes the free shit
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 28, 2016 11:00 PM (sqHNm) 599
Frustrated by 8 years of Obama? Well, I've come here to promise both to do everything he did for four more years and to do the opposite of what he did for four years. And don't ask whether I'm lying about either of those promises.
Posted by: Cascadia at July 28, 2016 11:00 PM (XGy6S) 600
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*Angela Merkle is HOT! I can't wait for her to be eating me out in the Oval Office...* ----------- Worst. Lesbian. Porn. Ever. EVER. Posted by: exdem13 at July 28, 2016 11:00 PM (ry4ab) 601
It was just about this point that the Alien burst out of John Hurt's chest.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 28, 2016 11:01 PM (OkKDg) 602
This is a dud of a speech except the crowd seems to be eating this shit up
Posted by: L, Elle at July 28, 2016 11:01 PM (6IPEM) 603
COAL COUNTRY!!!!11
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 28, 2016 11:01 PM (P/kVC) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2016 11:01 PM (HXQyP) 605
That reptile is fighting the good fight to crawl its way out of Hillary's droning mouth.
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 28, 2016 11:01 PM (osaEM) 606
She's in full strident cadence now.
Posted by: rickl at July 28, 2016 11:01 PM (sdi6R) 607
Yea, everything is great, but it sucks. Dohkay. you're going to create jobs and open the fucking borders in the same cough? Shut the fuck up.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 28, 2016 11:01 PM (aZxzS) 608
This woman needs to be in a mental institution. Give her a plastic cauldron, and rack of herbs and stand back as she double, double toils and troubles.
Posted by: Fritz at July 28, 2016 11:01 PM (WYh6/) 609
Rrrrravaged (glork in throat) by ADDICTION.
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 11:02 PM (iMxBJ) 610
FInally plays the woman's card? She referred to herself as the first woman nominee, did Obama refer to himself as the first black nominee (others did constantly, he didnt need to). All of these anecdotal stories about kids in wheelchairs and working moms...do they think this will beat Trump or address the massive subtext about her disturbing past? More pauses than Ted Cruz.
Posted by: pseudomode at July 28, 2016 11:02 PM (5CS2l) 611
She's been on about 30 minutes.
Posted by: Meremortal, sock off at July 28, 2016 11:02 PM (3myMJ) 612
>>>*Angela Merkle is HOT! I can't wait for her to be eating me out in the Oval Office...*
----------- Worst. Lesbian. Porn. Ever. EVER. Posted by: exdem13 at July 28, 2016 11:00 PM (ry4ab)<<< I really hope they don't put me back in the Oval Office! Posted by: the bust of Churchill at July 28, 2016 11:02 PM (H9MG5) 613
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Frustrated by 8 years of Obama? Well, I've come here to promise both to do everything he did for four more years and to do the opposite of what he did for four years. And don't ask whether I'm lying about either of those promises. Posted by: Cascadia at July 28, 2016 11:00 PM (XGy6S) Ain't that pretty much it? Sure, we've screwed shit up for 8 solid years, but give us 4 more so we can undo that. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2016 11:02 PM (pUDQf) 614
She said 'coal country'. I thought she wanted to eliminate all the coal jobs?
And now her quest for absolute power.... Posted by: Ian Galt at July 28, 2016 11:02 PM (8iiMU) Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 11:02 PM (HJQI1) 616
"I want to get rid of Citizen's United, just as soon as I blow $2 billion I receive from Goldman Sachs on hateful propaganda!!!"
Posted by: Cascadia at July 28, 2016 11:02 PM (XGy6S) 617
Party of working people....cough...bullshit.
Posted by: YatYas at July 28, 2016 11:02 PM (5v4w4) 618
You know there is something in me that wants Hillary to use her actual POS personality and say:
'I just want to give a shout to one fine bitch...Mr James Comey...' Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at July 28, 2016 11:02 PM (3ZttN) Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 11:02 PM (iMxBJ) 620
I'm shorting the Vagina markets after tonight.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 28, 2016 11:02 PM (Q9ugn) Posted by: Hillary at July 28, 2016 11:02 PM (OkKDg) 622
What of our glittery conservative commentariat on Twitter.
Are they suckling at the Hillary teat? Posted by: ThunderB at July 28, 2016 11:02 PM (zOTsN) 623
Hillary fast-roped into Bin Laden's compound, strangled him with her thighs, and then double tapped him to make the SEALS look good.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 11:02 PM (1ZOkK) 624
>>No matter how bad this speech is the MSM will report it as great.
At least half of them are probably touching themselves right now. Posted by: Lizzy at July 28, 2016 11:02 PM (NOIQH) 625
611 She's been on about 30 minutes.
Posted by: Meremortal, sock off at July 28, 2016 11:02 PM (3myMJ) Feels like 70 at least. Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 11:03 PM (iMxBJ) 626
Oh shit. She is fucking senile.
We will pass an amendment if needed to overturn Posted by: the bust of Churchill at July 28, 2016 11:03 PM (H9MG5) 627
Screeching at the end of every sentence. She'll wrap up soon after its full on or choke to death on her own bile.
Posted by: Biblio at July 28, 2016 11:03 PM (hwlgo) 628
Remember all the "conservatives" who fret about Trump's finger on the button...yea...
Posted by: William Eaton at July 28, 2016 11:03 PM (KhJh8) 629
She just totally took a swipe at Wall Street...
Posted by: Oedipus at July 28, 2016 11:03 PM (CXLVd) 630
Bitch. You are owned and paid for by Wall Street.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 11:03 PM (9ym/8) 631
*Note the fat guy, third row, 4th seat from the left. He is not crying enough. Perhaps he will shed more tears when I have his eyes replaced with red hot ben wa balls...* Posted by: Hitlery Macbeth at July 28, 2016 11:03 PM (qcmqL) Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 28, 2016 11:03 PM (kdS6q) 633
"But we haven't done a good enough job showing that we get what you're going through, and that we're going to do something about it."
- She had a hard time delivering that gnarled, tongue-twister of a line. Bad writing.... Posted by: Thos. Sutpen, Jr. at July 28, 2016 11:03 PM (df8p8) 634
, does anyone have a favorite folding pocket knife that they carry every day?
------------ Mercator Solingren Folding Pocket Knife - K55K (Cat knife) Posted by: Growler at July 28, 2016 11:03 PM (v9gSJ) Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 28, 2016 11:03 PM (fC9RO) 636
You assholes made me look.
I go to CSPAN streaming and she comes on my screen with this look of murderous rage- And I'm all like "Wow! She is really mad." And then I listen to the words...and she's trying to be inspirational. This is one angry, weird chick...she can't keep the angry from oozing out of her soul. and then she played the Vagina Card. I bailed. Posted by: naturalfake at July 28, 2016 11:03 PM (HGtd0) 637
Science requires belief?
Posted by: Sir Isaac Newton at July 28, 2016 11:03 PM (ZedYY) Posted by: Q. G. Bentright at July 28, 2016 11:03 PM (c+nU0) 639
Hillary believes in SCIENCE. Then she sort of giggled.
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 11:03 PM (iMxBJ) 640
Didn't she defend a black panther?
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 28, 2016 10:18 PM (eU/yZ) No, she ate a black bantha. That she wrestled away from Jabba the Hutt. Posted by: Luke Skywalker at July 28, 2016 11:03 PM (GSdpU) 641
and then "I beleive in SCIENCE!!!!!" (sexually)...followed by a wooden self-giggle, gawd that was awful
Posted by: Oedipus at July 28, 2016 11:03 PM (CXLVd) 642
cue the raghead.
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 28, 2016 11:03 PM (osaEM) 643
Consider the GOOD NEWS tonight folks. Trump is being given a metric shit ton of material to use in the next few months.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2016 11:04 PM (pUDQf) 644
I don't know how to break this to you, Hillary, but all these things you believe are just not true.
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 28, 2016 11:04 PM (Dc/ui) 645
All I want out of a debate is for Trump to lay into Hillary and have the moderator, likely a guy, to come to her defense, and just have Trump say "If she's such a big girl capable of being president why does she need you to come rushing to her defense?"
Posted by: buzzion at July 28, 2016 11:04 PM (bMG0w) 646
Now comes the Socialist catechism. Warmening. Comprehensive immigration reform. Et cetera...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 28, 2016 11:04 PM (EZebt) 647
Amnesty Uber Alles!
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 11:04 PM (HJQI1) 648
We need more maids.
Posted by: Zombie Leona Helmsley at July 28, 2016 11:04 PM (ZedYY) Posted by: Lizzy at July 28, 2016 11:04 PM (NOIQH) 650
Go after Wall Street, who are overwhelming funding her. Most democrats are not as smart as they think they are.
Posted by: YatYas at July 28, 2016 11:04 PM (5v4w4) 651
What about the "Immigrants"
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 11:04 PM (O2RFr) 652
This is crazier than Dutch Winona poetry.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 28, 2016 11:04 PM (+b2T3) 653
Ace: "If they lose their belief, they will not long rest in a state of non-belief; they will immediately seek a new belief system to believe zealously in."
Yup. When men choose not to believe in God, they do not thereafter believe in nothing, they then become capable of believing in anything. Posted by: GK Chesterton at July 28, 2016 11:04 PM (5xDis) 654
Wall street. Um, yea. cough, cough, cough. Hillary has a massive genital wart growing in her larynx......
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 28, 2016 11:04 PM (aZxzS) Posted by: Danger, Carlos Danger at July 28, 2016 11:04 PM (fFfWq) 656
Hillary "believes" in science. Believes in science, science is a religion apparently.
Posted by: pseudomode at July 28, 2016 11:04 PM (5CS2l) 657
602 This is a dud of a speech except the crowd seems to be eating this shit up
Posted by: L, Elle at July 28, 2016 11:01 PM (6IPEM To be fair, over half are paid actors. Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 28, 2016 11:04 PM (Q9ugn) 658
That whole "money out of politics" line is good for quite a few news cycles.
Trump, pay attention. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2016 11:05 PM (pUDQf) 659
This seems to be coming to an end with the Join Us repetition
Posted by: L, Elle at July 28, 2016 11:05 PM (6IPEM) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2016 11:05 PM (HXQyP) 661
You can almost hear something rattling when she shakes her head at the end of each sentence.
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 28, 2016 11:05 PM (Dc/ui) 662
She still sounds flat and wooden, even when shouting "join us".
Posted by: Cascadia at July 28, 2016 11:05 PM (XGy6S) Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at July 28, 2016 11:05 PM (UPYhp) 664
I'm not here to repeal the 2nd Amendment. I'm not here to take away your guns. I just don't want you to be shot by someone who shouldn't have a gun in the first place. We should be working with responsible gun owners to pass common-sense reforms and keep guns out of the hands of criminals, terrorists and all others who would do us harm. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 28, 2016 11:05 PM (kdS6q) 665
Oh, please, yell at me some more, Hillary.
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 11:05 PM (iMxBJ) 666
I believe in science, then goes into a arrogant rant and says join us, ya, don't think that will go over well...
Posted by: Garbone at July 28, 2016 11:05 PM (9dH/8) 667
[somewhere in a nearby portable trailer, a hi-tech control room]
"Transfer all auxiliary power to voice modules. Go to 105% warmth and charm. Execute!" Posted by: Count de Monet at July 28, 2016 11:05 PM (JO9+V) 668
Health care is not a right. It is a service provided to you by hard working people. They are not slaves to your wish to live forever. Posted by: Q. G. Bentright at July 28, 2016 11:05 PM (c+nU0) 669
That shrieking, make it stop. Posted by: The Nazgūl at July 28, 2016 11:05 PM (yfObW) Posted by: ThunderB at July 28, 2016 11:05 PM (zOTsN) 671
Total seriousness here:
You know who is eating this speech up? LIV women. Bet on it. I will say no more inasmuch as I would like to get laid again in this century. Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at July 28, 2016 11:05 PM (3ZttN) 672
What's with this random stream-of-conscientiousness shiite?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 28, 2016 11:05 PM (P/kVC) 673
Cankles: "Executives who run companies shouldn't get big paychecks and bonuses..."
... that should be reserved for hack politician who give speeches and run corrupt charities!!! Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 28, 2016 11:05 PM (H9MG5) 674
I want to trib Eleanor Roosevelt's ghost again!
Posted by: Hillary, Mother of the Nation at July 28, 2016 11:05 PM (VxHD9) 675
"Witness Andrew Sullivan: He did not wander in the wilderness for years
without a belief, a faith, when he lost his. He immediately substituted a new God-King (Obama) for the one he had disposed of (Bush)." As well as adopting a new theological Mystery, the hidden subtleties of which could be known and elaborated only by the Elect. To wit: the Sarah Palin "fake pregnancy". The only time since his own birth that Crazy Andy has had any interest in a woman's intimate parts. Posted by: torquewrench at July 28, 2016 11:06 PM (noWW6) 676
Candidate Trump has some serious ammo. She is handing him more with each passing second.
Posted by: Clarence Darrow at July 28, 2016 11:06 PM (ZedYY) 677
I wonder how many boxes of Preparation H they had to use to get those bags down to that.
Posted by: dartist at July 28, 2016 11:06 PM (6RY24) 678
654 Wall street. Um, yea. cough, cough, cough. Hillary has a massive genital wart growing in her larynx......
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 28, 2016 11:04 PM (aZxzS Ironically so did the scrotum that played Gordon Gecko. Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 28, 2016 11:06 PM (Q9ugn) 679
"I'm not trying to find myself. I'm in New Mexico, not India."
Consider the GOOD NEWS tonight folks. Trump is being given a metric shit ton of material to use in the next few months. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2016 11:04 PM (pUDQf) -------------------- I want him to get to Juanita Broaddrick and sniper fire PRONTO. Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at July 28, 2016 11:06 PM (5o5ek) 680
>>>At least half of them are probably touching themselves right now.
------- Oh it's more than that iykwim Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 28, 2016 11:06 PM (voOPb) 681
LIV women. Bet on it. I will say no more inasmuch as I would like to get laid again in this century. They already were . Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 11:06 PM (O2RFr) 682
It's going to be so easy to beat these people when the shooting starts.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 28, 2016 11:06 PM (4ErVI) Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 11:06 PM (HJQI1) Posted by: Moron Labia at July 28, 2016 11:06 PM (vL+6S) Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 28, 2016 11:06 PM (P/kVC) Posted by: rickl at July 28, 2016 11:06 PM (sdi6R) 687
Barry Obama's Legacy just shit himself and rolled in a puddle of refuse like a little bitch.
Posted by: Fritz at July 28, 2016 11:06 PM (WYh6/) 688
Okay, that "70-odd minutes...and I do mean odd" was kinda funny, except it came from Her --->
Posted by: Oedipus at July 28, 2016 11:06 PM (CXLVd) 689
Is this nightmare almost over?
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 11:06 PM (O2RFr) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 11:06 PM (9ym/8) 691
I guess Erick Erickson is jerking off right now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 11:06 PM (1ZOkK) 692
What about the "Immigrants" Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 11:04 PM (O2RFr) We come from the land of ice and snow . . . Posted by: Count de Monet at July 28, 2016 11:06 PM (JO9+V) 693
Those eyes don't track together. I had an old broken doll that did that when I was four. Creeped me out then. Still does.
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 28, 2016 11:06 PM (osaEM) 694
Yay, get a minimum wage job then kick back and raise a family, don't bother trying to get a better job.
Posted by: YatYas at July 28, 2016 11:06 PM (5v4w4) 695
the guys at 4chan and reddit have a hilarious idea.
Put Bernie on the ballot in blue states that are still accepting signatures... "Operation: "Bern It Down" has been Launched by the lads at 4Chan. Please read." https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/ comments/4v2eib /operation_bern_it_down_ has_been_launched_by_the/ The funny thing is that they could just find somebody "bernie sanders" and get him to sign candidate approval Posted by: Grad School Fool at July 28, 2016 11:07 PM (swEzU) 696
I hate I missed Muzz dad. The dad of one of the fucking FOURTEEN Muslims who have died in service to the US since 9/11.
Obama lectured us that they are the most patriotic of all our citizens. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 10:19 PM (1ZOkK) How may of those fourteen died from enemy fire? Or in other circumstances where they were putting their lives on the line? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2016 11:07 PM (GSdpU) 697
IHas she barked yet?
Posted by: Teh Puppy Hat at July 28, 2016 10:56 PM I thought someone might have told her to tone down the shrill stuff. Posted by: Farmer at July 28, 2016 11:07 PM (o/90i) 698
The angry bitch part of the speech.
If hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, how much fury will a woman have who has been scorned by Bill Clinton 10,000 times? Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 28, 2016 11:07 PM (5xDis) Posted by: Daniel Webster at July 28, 2016 11:07 PM (ZedYY) Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 11:07 PM (iMxBJ) 701
did the beast bring her pet anaconda yet? i refuse to watch shitty comedy anymore.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 28, 2016 11:07 PM (KP5rU) 702
Free shit, cough cough.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 28, 2016 11:07 PM (eU/yZ) 703
As Prager said today on his show, the most dynamic religion has been leftism in the last few generations.
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 28, 2016 11:07 PM (Dc/ui) 704
Free fucking indoctrination tuition.
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 28, 2016 11:07 PM (osaEM) 705
Theres the free shit pitch....right on time
Posted by: E.T. at July 28, 2016 11:07 PM (c+7Ko) Posted by: Ian Galt at July 28, 2016 11:07 PM (8iiMU) 707
Did she miss the whole Stimulus thing?
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 11:07 PM (HJQI1) 708
She just hinted at forgiving about 1T of student loans.
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 11:07 PM (iMxBJ) 709
636
You assholes made me look. I go to CSPAN streaming and she comes on my screen with this look of murderous rage- I bailed. ------- Run, man!! Don't look back!! RUN!! Posted by: exdem13 at July 28, 2016 11:08 PM (ry4ab) 710
How long has she been talking?
Posted by: IC at July 28, 2016 11:08 PM (KTFfX) 711
The shrieking, make it stop. Posted by: The Nazgūl at July 28, 2016 11:08 PM (yfObW) 712
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Full text of her speech as prepared, if you want to skip ahead: http://tinyurl.com/gldbw2k Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 28, 2016 11:03 PM (kdS6q) -------------------------------------------------------- Has she gotten to the part... "Let our legacy be about "planting a seeds in a garden you never get to see"" Yikes...I can only imagine what that could be. Like a bad Sci-fi movie without the scantly clad hot big breasted women. Posted by: William Eaton at July 28, 2016 11:08 PM (KhJh8) 713
Does she believe a single one of these things, i wonder...
Posted by: MTF at July 28, 2016 11:08 PM (DQRtz) 714
How big a donation to the Clinton Foundation does one need to make to shut this bitch up?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2016 11:08 PM (pUDQf) 715
YRALLIH, YRALLIH, YRALLIH - I cast you out, Demon!
Posted by: Danger, Carlos Danger at July 28, 2016 11:08 PM (fFfWq) 716
Free shit!! That'll help the economy! Trump doesn't have your crime syndicate FAB
Posted by: Cheri at July 28, 2016 11:08 PM (TmVQX) 717
Let's give Loans to everyones!
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 11:08 PM (HJQI1) 718
All I want out of a debate is for Trump to lay into
Hillary and have the moderator, likely a guy, to come to her defense, and just have Trump say "If she's such a big girl capable of being president why does she need you to come rushing to her defense?" Posted by: buzzion at July 28, 2016 11:04 PM (bMG0w) Look, White Knight... - Trump Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 28, 2016 11:08 PM (P/kVC) Posted by: Ian Galt at July 28, 2016 11:08 PM (8iiMU) 720
I didn't know that kids with disabilities couldn't go to school!!! Has the fart in started?
Wow that's a surprise to Me Three different little yellow school buses come thru My neighborhood... Even in the summer... ----- If I can add a personal caveat. When said kid becomes a problem for the district, they'll drop that kid when it doesn't make said district money Posted by: auscolpyr at July 28, 2016 11:08 PM (Ht/4p) 721
37 minutes.
Posted by: Meremortal, sock off at July 28, 2016 11:09 PM (3myMJ) 722
Optimus Crime
Posted by: eleven at July 28, 2016 11:09 PM (qUNWi) 723
More FREE SHIT for WOMEN!!!!11!1
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 28, 2016 11:09 PM (P/kVC) 724
714 How big a donation to the Clinton Foundation does one need to make to shut this bitch up?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2016 11:08 PM (pUDQf) If you have to ask, you can't afford it. Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 11:09 PM (iMxBJ) 725
Government money for everyone!
Posted by: MTF at July 28, 2016 11:09 PM (DQRtz) 726
"I'm not trying to find myself. I'm in New Mexico, not India."
You know who is eating this speech up? LIV women. Bet on it. ============= Stephen Hayes, Jonah Goldberg, and Eric Erickson are now LIV women as far as I'm concerned. Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at July 28, 2016 11:09 PM (5o5ek) 727
VAGINA!
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 11:09 PM (HJQI1) 728
*Himmler's Dark Arts will make me unstoppable! the Yeti penis he recovered in the Himalayas combined with1 billion dead babies will elevate my to a Goddess! Soon you filth will suffer my wrath!* Posted by: Hitlery Macbeth at July 28, 2016 11:09 PM (qcmqL) 729
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She just hinted at forgiving about 1T of student loans. Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 11:07 PM (iMxBJ) Why not. Free shit is free. Money grows on trees. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2016 11:09 PM (pUDQf) 730
i wonder how many more white male votes she lost tonight....?
Posted by: runner at July 28, 2016 11:09 PM (c6/9Q) 731
"I'm not here to repeal the 2nd Amendment. I'm not here to take away your guns."
Even though I said earlier in the primaries that I endorsed the Australian scheme, i.e., taking away your guns. Posted by: torquewrench at July 28, 2016 11:09 PM (noWW6) 732
Other than LIV women , this speech sounds to most like one of those crazy ass 'poems' that idiot Maya Angelou uttered at one of the inaugurations.
Feelings.ARE policy with Dems. Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at July 28, 2016 11:09 PM (3ZttN) 733
So many gullible victims for me to ass fuck. How do I choose?
Posted by: Real Science at July 28, 2016 11:09 PM (BZey7) 734
Trump just gained 5 points.
Posted by: rickl at July 28, 2016 11:09 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 11:09 PM (iMxBJ) 736
WTF is this horseshit about liberating college kids from their debt? You have to be kidding me. Why not just cut to the chase and offer 28 virgins at your death in return for a vote?
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 28, 2016 11:09 PM (Dc/ui) 737
Oh here it is. Fair share, drink.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 28, 2016 11:09 PM (eU/yZ) 738
ok, i'm out. just can't take any more. can't wait to see Trump get her off script and eviscerate her in the debates
Posted by: shoeless 'ron at July 28, 2016 11:09 PM (Srfki) 739
Does Hillary have an aborted baby's ribcage stuck at the back of her throat? Her persistent cough sounds incredibly unhealthy.
Posted by: Fritz at July 28, 2016 11:10 PM (WYh6/) 740
I am dreaming of a cabin for me and Winona!! Help me build it, Madame Pressydent!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 28, 2016 11:10 PM (rxzt4) 741
I'm out. My dog needs a walk. Good night, beloved horde.
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 28, 2016 11:10 PM (osaEM) 742
I have a kid with autism who goes to public school; what is she talking about?
Posted by: IC at July 28, 2016 11:10 PM (KTFfX) 743
You guys should watch the Brietbart coverage of the protests outside. It's delicious.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 28, 2016 11:10 PM (6IPEM) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 11:10 PM (9ym/8) 745
She's so smug. Smug and gross. Oh, and its stick it to the rich again. Follow the money? Its all at her foundation.
Posted by: Biblio at July 28, 2016 11:10 PM (hwlgo) 746
Let's send all kids to college so my plumber has a degree.
Posted by: YatYas at July 28, 2016 11:10 PM (5v4w4) Posted by: Ian Galt at July 28, 2016 11:10 PM (8iiMU) 748
Is she attempting to beat Trump's length of speech, or can she just not bear to exit this spotlight?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 28, 2016 11:10 PM (NOIQH) 749
Armed robbery threats now. The Clinron Crime Family is coming out of the shadows.
Posted by: MTF at July 28, 2016 11:10 PM (DQRtz) 750
Hillary can shuffle and deal an entire deck of cards with her vagina. No lie!
Posted by: Huma at July 28, 2016 11:10 PM (5xDis) 751
shovel ready jobs
Posted by: runner at July 28, 2016 11:10 PM (c6/9Q) 752
She's in full Evita mode now.
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 11:10 PM (iMxBJ) 753
Hands up who thinks Hillary delivered Chelsea out of her thorax?
Posted by: eleven at July 28, 2016 11:10 PM (qUNWi) Posted by: L, Elle at July 28, 2016 11:11 PM (6IPEM) Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 28, 2016 11:11 PM (H9MG5) 756
Forgiving those student loans is going to interfere with my sugar daddy racket.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 28, 2016 11:11 PM (VxHD9) 757
Fidel Castro just called to say, "You know, this is running kinda long."
Posted by: torquewrench at July 28, 2016 11:11 PM (noWW6) 758
Follow the fucking money right to your front door, muther fvcker.
Posted by: dartist at July 28, 2016 11:11 PM (6RY24) 759
Screw this bit*h.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 28, 2016 11:11 PM (eU/yZ) Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2016 11:11 PM (pUDQf) 761
Protestor! Don't give up!!! Keep going!
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 28, 2016 11:11 PM (Dc/ui) 762
What's with this random stream-of-conscientiousness shiite?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 28, 2016 11:05 PM Maybe it's the ONT? Posted by: Farmer at July 28, 2016 11:11 PM (o/90i) 763
*Himmler's Dark Arts will make me unstoppable! the Yeti penis he recovered in the Himalayas combined with1 billion dead babies will elevate my to a Goddess! Soon you filth will suffer my wrath!*
Posted by: Hitlery Macbeth I can definitely see her delivering Frank Lagalia's Skelitor lines from Masters of the Universe. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 28, 2016 11:11 PM (UPYhp) 764
She just hinted at forgiving about 1T of student loans.
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 11:07 PM (iMxBJ) ---------------- I'm frankly afraid Trump will parry with forgiving 1B of student loans. Then Pence will wander in with some standard utterances about lo-taxes and get trapped into saying something about abortion. Yeah, I'm in a lousy mood tonight. Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at July 28, 2016 11:11 PM (5o5ek) 765
Kung Fu Hustle is playing on Bounce TV now, I will have a drink or two and imagine that Hillary is the bad frog and I am the agent who sold this movie to Hollywood and made millions.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 28, 2016 11:11 PM (6Ll1u) 766
I believe in science, then goes into a arrogant rant and says join us, ya, don't think that will go over well...
Posted by: Garbone at July 28, 2016 11:05 PM (9dH/ "Join us, and we will complete your training...." Posted by: Hillary Vader at July 28, 2016 11:11 PM (heN73) 767
Can nobody give a short speech anymore?
Posted by: AD at July 28, 2016 11:12 PM (1QRzG) 768
Obama in a pant's suit.
Posted by: YatYas at July 28, 2016 11:12 PM (5v4w4) 769
Billy Dale had faith in you.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 28, 2016 11:12 PM (eU/yZ) 770
Hillary: "Stiffed Them..." shivers
Posted by: Danger, Carlos Danger at July 28, 2016 11:12 PM (fFfWq) 771
Some of us are sitting at home thinking that youre a psychopathic lying bitch.
Posted by: Cheri at July 28, 2016 11:12 PM (TmVQX) 772
Dunning-Kruger Archetype right here.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 28, 2016 11:12 PM (P/kVC) 773
There was quite a loud Hil-a-Ry chant over her speaking. I don't think there's as much Unity as they want us to believe, I think they are drowning out opposition
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 28, 2016 11:12 PM (PHxng) 774
I'm going to watch the Owls again. I can't take anymore.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 28, 2016 11:12 PM (eU/yZ) 775
Who looks at this and says "I so want this woman to run my life, like she wants"
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 11:13 PM (iMxBJ) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 11:13 PM (9ym/8) 777
A Yoko ONT will be a relief after this.
Posted by: rickl at July 28, 2016 11:13 PM (sdi6R) 778
45 minutes.
Posted by: Meremortal, sock off at July 28, 2016 11:13 PM (3myMJ) 779
She just hinted at forgiving about 1T of student loans.
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 11:07 PM (iMxBJ) Why not. Free shit is free. Money grows on trees. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 28, 2016 11:09 PM (pUDQf) Their grandchildren will pay with interest. Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 28, 2016 11:13 PM (P/kVC) 780
She is getting heckled a lot. That's why they're chanting Hilary! Hilary! to cover up the hecklers
Posted by: L, Elle at July 28, 2016 11:13 PM (6IPEM) 781
Trump didnt pay his contractors 20 years ago, wow, now about those diplomats in Benghazi?
Posted by: pseudomode at July 28, 2016 11:13 PM (5CS2l) Posted by: Hitlery Macbeth at July 28, 2016 11:13 PM (qcmqL) 783
So, then, every word is a lie? Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at July 28, 2016 11:13 PM (5o5ek) 784
729
708 She just hinted at forgiving about 1T of student loans. Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 11:07 PM (iMxBJ) Why not. Free shit is free. Money grows on trees. ---------- Obama crashed the auto industry, the energy industry, the health industry, the housing industry, and the military industry. Hillary only has the college loan industry, ans she is going to burst that financial bubble too. It will perpetuate the economic woes for several more years, but watching the universities crash and burn financially will be awesome to watch. Posted by: exdem13 at July 28, 2016 11:14 PM (ry4ab) Posted by: Pj at July 28, 2016 11:14 PM (cHuNI) Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 11:14 PM (O2RFr) 787
The bitch is truly a pathological liar. Even when presented with video proof of her lies she still lies about whether the video is proof. She has a narcissistic personality disorder.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 28, 2016 11:14 PM (MNgU2) 788
Great Heavens! The witch is still talking?!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 28, 2016 11:14 PM (9mTYi) 789
She reminds me of Chucky but older.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 28, 2016 11:14 PM (Q9ugn) 790
It'll be easy to pay back those student loans with Schrute-bucks.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 28, 2016 11:14 PM (VxHD9) 791
Don't beat me, don't beat me anymore, please!
Posted by: Barry Obama's Legacy at July 28, 2016 11:14 PM (WYh6/) 792
Not firing a shot to protect Amb Stevens.
Posted by: Garbone at July 28, 2016 11:14 PM (9dH/8) 793
779 Their grandchildren will pay with interest.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 28, 2016 11:13 PM (P/kVC) They will pay by waking up one day to find out that the dollar is no longer the world's "reserve currency," and their savings are worthless. Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 11:14 PM (iMxBJ) 794
Big time heckling man
Posted by: L, Elle at July 28, 2016 11:14 PM (6IPEM) 795
I hope she keeps talking. Lets find out if there is anything at all she wont promise.
Posted by: MTF at July 28, 2016 11:14 PM (DQRtz) 796
This btch talking about Trump not making things in America like she's ever done anything in her life other than take tax money for pay.
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 28, 2016 11:14 PM (Dc/ui) 797
:::mushroom cloud appears:::
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 28, 2016 11:14 PM (rxzt4) 798
thinking on pocket knives why not go classic and get, say, an opinel ?
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 28, 2016 11:15 PM (U0lQa) 799
777 A Yoko ONT will be a relief after this.
Posted by: rickl at July 28, 2016 11:13 PM (sdi6R) So would a Molly Yard Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 28, 2016 11:15 PM (voOPb) 800
Lots of hecklers getting drowned out, apparently...Bernie Broz need to step up their game!
Posted by: Oedipus at July 28, 2016 11:15 PM (CXLVd) 801
How's Libya doing?
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 28, 2016 11:15 PM (H9MG5) 802
Did anyone else hear a bunch of dissent yelling when she mentioned Israel positively?
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 11:15 PM (iMxBJ) 803
*728
*Himmler's Dark Arts will make me unstoppable! the Yeti penis he recovered in the Himalayas combined with1 billion dead babies will elevate my to a Goddess! Soon you filth will suffer my wrath!* Posted by: Hitlery Macbeth at July 28, 2016 11:09 PM (qcmqL)* *Looks at $8.95 (plus shipping) VooDoo doll and shakes head.* I never had a chance. *sniff sniff* Posted by: Princess Tiger-Lily, formerly from HotAir at July 28, 2016 11:15 PM (vfC/C) 804
I'm going to watch the Owls again. I can't take anymore.
Is it live or a cam you can give a link to? Posted by: dartist at July 28, 2016 11:15 PM (6RY24) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 11:15 PM (9ym/8) 806
"Though "we may not live to see the glory," as the song from the musical Hamilton goes, "let us gladly join the fight."
I guess that means we are the "redcoats" then? Look at the bright side: France won't be around bail their ass out this time! Posted by: William Eaton at July 28, 2016 11:15 PM (KhJh8) Posted by: Ian Galt at July 28, 2016 11:15 PM (8iiMU) Posted by: Q. G. Bentright at July 28, 2016 11:15 PM (c+nU0) 809
The bitch is truly a pathological liar. Even when presented with video proof of her lies she still lies about whether the video is proof. She has a narcissistic personality disorder. Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 28, 2016 11:14 PM (MNgU2) ----------------------- I really really really hope Trump says "sniper fire" to her in the debates. Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at July 28, 2016 11:16 PM (5o5ek) 810
777 A Yoko ONT will be a relief after this.
Posted by: rickl at July 28, 2016 11:13 PM (sdi6R) With auto redirect malware to her videos on youtube. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 28, 2016 11:16 PM (4ErVI) 811
lying hillary , guilty or not guilty ? guilty
Posted by: runner at July 28, 2016 11:16 PM (c6/9Q) 812
Sic transit mundus, he murmured, looking back at the glow. He slapped the soles of his sandals together, beating the dirt out of them. The glow was engulfing a third of the heavens. He scratched his beard, took one last look at the ocean, then stepped back and closed the hatch.
Posted by: Brother Joshua at July 28, 2016 11:16 PM (t6V+l) 813
hill and bill will both go toes up before the election. neither are healthy people. hill must have used bill's tooth brush by mistake and caught one of his std's. or, huma gave some exotic arab skin eating disorder from her snail trail.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 28, 2016 11:16 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 11:16 PM (O2RFr) 815
Has she paraded out any "innocent" Muzzies involved in Benghazi?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 11:16 PM (1ZOkK) 816
She has the eyes of the power-mad.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 28, 2016 11:16 PM (9mTYi) 817
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There was quite a loud Hil-a-Ry chant over her speaking. I don't think there's as much Unity as they want us to believe, I think they are drowning out opposition -------------- Yes, there is some heckling from the Berniebots going on, can't have any of that! Posted by: exdem13 at July 28, 2016 11:16 PM (ry4ab) 818
I predicted it would end by now.
Running longer than I thought. Posted by: Ian Galt Battery technology is pretty amazing these days... Posted by: Oedipus at July 28, 2016 11:16 PM (CXLVd) 819
Khannnnn
Posted by: MTF at July 28, 2016 11:16 PM (DQRtz) Posted by: Q. G. Bentright at July 28, 2016 11:16 PM (c+nU0) Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at July 28, 2016 11:16 PM (8CWzB) 822
How's Libya doing?
Posted by: SMOD, take me away Nobody in that auditorium cares about Libya. It's all about Labia. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 28, 2016 11:16 PM (UPYhp) 823
Oh NOW you give a flying fuck about the military? Sure.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 28, 2016 11:17 PM (aZxzS) 824
Bad idea of the camera to do close up on her crazy, megalomaniac eyes.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 28, 2016 11:17 PM (5xDis) 825
STROKE 2016
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 28, 2016 11:17 PM (MNgU2) 826
This is like those horrible State of the Union speeches that are laundry lists of ideas that never happen. And waaaay too much Trump talk. Would have been cleverer to ignore him and stay on lofty principles
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 28, 2016 11:17 PM (PHxng) 827
Really disappointed to not hear any farting during the speech.
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 11:17 PM (iMxBJ) Posted by: Bobby Davis, Grade 3, Oak Hills Elementary at July 28, 2016 11:17 PM (ZedYY) 829
I still can't believe she showed up in Purity White. Lol.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 11:17 PM (1ZOkK) Posted by: Hitlery Macbeth at July 28, 2016 11:17 PM (qcmqL) 831
Its like the crowd in Altamont '69, without the angels, cant decide whether to worship the stage or destroy it. Bernie..Bernary Billary Hillary Hillanie
Posted by: pseudomode at July 28, 2016 11:17 PM (5CS2l) 832
:::watches mandatory transsexual awareness training:::
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 28, 2016 11:17 PM (lNcD6) 833
Hillary can shuffle and deal an entire deck of cards with her vagina. No lie!
Posted by: Huma at July 28, 2016 11:10 PM (5xDis) Or shoot six ping pong balls across the convention center floor. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 28, 2016 11:17 PM (JO9+V) 834
Trump was dead on correct: the whole student loan scam--ie all loans from the govt using students as a pass through(fuck education..whats that?) to radical universities who...get even more radical to please their Dem Government overlords.
Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at July 28, 2016 11:17 PM (3ZttN) 835
I am so touched by the paid seat-warmers' affection for this woman.
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 10:31 PM (iMxBJ) The DNC has the money to buy only the best feigned sincerity. No lesser will do. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2016 11:17 PM (GSdpU) 836
At least he'll not be drunk and unable to take a 3AM phone call.
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 28, 2016 11:17 PM (H9MG5) Posted by: Danger, Carlos Danger at July 28, 2016 11:17 PM (fFfWq) 838
Okay. Trump ran long. This is ridiculous.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 11:17 PM (9ym/8) 839
Remember when those eyes were brown?
Posted by: Biblio at July 28, 2016 11:18 PM (hwlgo) Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 11:18 PM (HJQI1) 841
Chelsea would make a great ambassador to Libya.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 11:18 PM (1ZOkK) 842
This is going to get out of control. It will get out of control, and we will be lucky to live through it. Posted by: Q. G. Bentright at July 28, 2016 11:18 PM (c+nU0) 843
Chelsea's little beta-husband nodding like a bobble-head, but only after looking at Chels to get approval...
Posted by: Oedipus at July 28, 2016 11:18 PM (CXLVd) 844
Could someone please drop a house on Her...
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 11:18 PM (O2RFr) 845
I wonder if Huma slipped her a little dose of speed before she came on stage. Her eyes are buggy.
Posted by: MTF at July 28, 2016 11:18 PM (DQRtz) 846
:::watches mandatory transsexual awareness training:::
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy You don't need that much training. They're pretty obvious. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 28, 2016 11:19 PM (UPYhp) 847
You know there's just a pile of pussy dander behind that podium right now.
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 11:19 PM (HJQI1) 848
Didn't Jackie suck a Greek billionaire's dick?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 28, 2016 11:19 PM (lNcD6) 849
You can start to see the real, sour her on her face right now.
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 11:19 PM (iMxBJ) 850
Gun grabbin' lyin' time.
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 28, 2016 11:19 PM (H9MG5) Posted by: Bobby Davis, Grade 3, Oak Hills Elementary at July 28, 2016 11:19 PM (ZedYY) Posted by: MTF at July 28, 2016 11:19 PM (DQRtz) 853
Hillary can shuffle and deal an entire deck of cards with her vagina. No lie!
Posted by: Huma at July 28, 2016 11:10 PM Thanks for the warning. What casino is she dealing it, so I can avoid it? Posted by: Farmer at July 28, 2016 11:19 PM (o/90i) Posted by: antisocialist at July 28, 2016 11:19 PM (9n14Y) Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 28, 2016 11:19 PM (lNcD6) 856
Typical democrat, does not want the poor to have guns in the first place.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 28, 2016 11:19 PM (P/kVC) 857
Exactly who shouldn't have a gun? Apart from a felon?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 11:20 PM (9ym/8) 858
"Common sense"...that's a drink, right?
Posted by: Oedipus at July 28, 2016 11:20 PM (CXLVd) 859
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Chelsea's little beta-husband nodding like a bobble-head, but only after looking at Chels to get approval... He's so doped up he doesn't know what day it is. Can't have him escaping the Hell Bitch's compound. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 11:20 PM (1ZOkK) 860
851 Here she is demonstrating how well she reaches across the aisle, listens, and compromises.
Compromises with terrorists... Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 11:20 PM (O2RFr) 861
I know my parents told me not to hate but i just can't help it. The lying is mind numbing.
Posted by: Mad hatter at July 28, 2016 11:20 PM (JSIht) Posted by: Hitlery Macbeth at July 28, 2016 11:20 PM (qcmqL) 863
Common-sense gun reforms! Drink!
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 11:20 PM (iMxBJ) 864
She and General Allen must have been snorting cocaine together.
Posted by: YatYas at July 28, 2016 11:20 PM (5v4w4) 865
Yes go after the guns, please.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 28, 2016 11:20 PM (MNgU2) Posted by: rickl at July 28, 2016 11:20 PM (sdi6R) 867
I'd rather watch my penis being sliced and folded inside out into a vagina than have her as POTUS.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 28, 2016 11:20 PM (Q9ugn) Posted by: Q. G. Bentright at July 28, 2016 11:20 PM (c+nU0) 869
The length is on purpose, to show she's 'strong'.
Posted by: Meremortal, sock off at July 28, 2016 11:20 PM (3myMJ) 870
You know there's just a pile of pussy dander behind that podium right now.
I just threw up in my soul a little. Posted by: eleven at July 28, 2016 11:20 PM (qUNWi) 871
Why are criminals and terrorists on the fucking loose to begin with? Democrats.
Posted by: Fritz at July 28, 2016 11:21 PM (WYh6/) 872
I hate "gun violence." Those damn guns, they just get up to things, all on their own.
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 11:21 PM (iMxBJ) 873
I will decide who should and who shouldn't have a gun!
Also, you may wish to take note that the Clinton Foundation will begin accepting donations from average Americans who wish my permission to own a gun. Posted by: Hillary at July 28, 2016 11:21 PM (5xDis) 874
Hey, Hill. You give up your Secret Service for like and we'll talk.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 11:21 PM (1ZOkK) 875
turned it on once, heard clinton say equal pay for women, then "you didn't hear that at donald trump's".
is that common, to mention the opponent at your acceptance speech? i think not. seems like free advertising for trump. seems like they;re scared. Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 28, 2016 11:21 PM (WTSFk) Posted by: Bobby Davis, Grade 3, Oak Hills Elementary at July 28, 2016 11:21 PM (ZedYY) 877
Ah, the BLM shout-out...followed by some "love" for LE...
Posted by: Oedipus at July 28, 2016 11:21 PM (CXLVd) 878
Systemic racism! Drink!
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 11:21 PM (iMxBJ) 879
Forgive student loans?
Doesn't a forgiven loan count as income as far as income taxes are concerned? If you can't hack paying off a six-digit student loan, how are you going to afford a five digit tax bill? Posted by: The Political Hat at July 28, 2016 11:21 PM (vBeA5) 880
I saw pussy dander at Lilith Fair. Not talking about a band.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 28, 2016 11:21 PM (UPYhp) 881
>>>867 I'd rather watch my penis being sliced and folded inside out into a vagina than have her as POTUS.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 28, 2016 11:20 PM (Q9ugn) Ummmm.......no, just NO Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 28, 2016 11:21 PM (rxzt4) 882
Can we get a vote on just opening the ONT already so we can leave this shrieking madwoman to scream into the void?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2016 11:22 PM (EzgxV) 883
White pant suit guilt.....
Posted by: E.T. at July 28, 2016 11:22 PM (c+7Ko) 884
Well, she doesn't want me to get shot. First time I've agreed with her.
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 28, 2016 11:22 PM (Dc/ui) Posted by: Oedipus at July 28, 2016 11:22 PM (CXLVd) Posted by: zombie Amb. Stevens, Sean Smith, Tyrone Woods, and Glen Doherty at July 28, 2016 11:22 PM (H9MG5) 887
I need my penis in the camps!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 28, 2016 11:22 PM (rxzt4) 888
Lyin' Hillary!!!
Posted by: Stuff McKee at July 28, 2016 11:22 PM (N6Gtm) 889
[is she twerking yet... lol]
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 28, 2016 11:22 PM (WTSFk) 890
"This is like those horrible State of the Union speeches that are laundry lists of ideas that never happen."
I figured that when Joey Choo-Choo spoke last night, no one in the press would bring up the matter of how Obama, at the last SOTU, announced a "moon shot" crash program to cure cancer, and that he was putting Biden in charge of it. So we've been fighting the War On Cancer continually since the Nixon years, and somehow Slow Joe is going to magically find a cure in under one year? Sure enough, no one in the press corpse said a peep about Biden's new role. Biden himself didn't refer to it even once. Posted by: torquewrench at July 28, 2016 11:22 PM (noWW6) 891
Someone tell this grandiose harridan that most of the criminal justice system is at the state level.
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 11:22 PM (iMxBJ) 892
I'm working on it.
Posted by: Vislaya, Shart God at July 28, 2016 11:22 PM (ZedYY) 893
I was wrong again.
I had 25 minutes, give or take 3. Short and sweet, keep the shrieking to a minimum, wave to the crowd and off to the backstage bar/medicine cabinet. She's hanging in there. Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 28, 2016 11:22 PM (kKHcp) 894
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I'd rather watch my penis being sliced and folded inside out into a vagina than have her as POTUS. Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 28, 2016 11:20 PM (Q9ugn) Seems extreme, but if you insist.... Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 11:22 PM (1ZOkK) 895
Holy crap. Hint at "no more free speech?"
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 11:22 PM (iMxBJ) 896
At least FDR's speeches were shorter and more eloquent. Maybe that made the 30s more tolerable.
Posted by: AD at July 28, 2016 11:22 PM (1QRzG) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 11:22 PM (9ym/8) 898
I wish she would do another 30 minutes on gun control.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 28, 2016 11:23 PM (MNgU2) 899
"John McCain, my new favorite Republican!!!!!"
Posted by: Oedipus at July 28, 2016 11:23 PM (CXLVd) 900
Is Bernie asleep yet?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 28, 2016 11:23 PM (9mTYi) 901
From the comments this sounds like naked tribalism.
Posted by: Meremortal, sock off at July 28, 2016 11:23 PM (3myMJ) 902
I say 50/50 chance she refuses to debate Trump because that would be "legitimizing" him.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 28, 2016 11:23 PM (5xDis) 903
637 Science requires belief?
Posted by: Sir Isaac Newton at July 28, 2016 11:03 PM ------------------------ Yes. It requires belief in objective, material reality. I don't know how to tell you this, Ike, but in our post-modern world the ruling class denies the existence of Truth. They only believe in Will, that is, feelings and power. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 28, 2016 11:23 PM (T/5A0) 904
Yeah this Trump guy was so horrible I went to his wedding.
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 28, 2016 11:23 PM (H9MG5) 905
Oh, NOW they applaud John McCain. Because he's no threat to their plan any more.
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 11:23 PM (iMxBJ) 906
Is her Pantsuit a Lady Ghostbusters tie in?
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 11:23 PM (HJQI1) 907
*I will Immanentize the Eschaton by squirting each and every one of you with the rectal leakage of a 1000 Muslims! From my cooter!* Posted by: Hitlery Macbeth at July 28, 2016 11:23 PM (qcmqL) 908
I figure she has random strings of three second sound bites so when she that 'twitch' she will signal for curtain.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 28, 2016 11:23 PM (P/kVC) 909
The good thing is everyone is asleep, " could not believe someone could say those things" like what actually be honest what they think....
Posted by: Garbone at July 28, 2016 11:23 PM (9dH/8) 910
Did she seriously say she was going to Follow the Money on camera?
Posted by: Princess Tiger-Lily, formerly from HotAir at July 28, 2016 11:24 PM (vfC/C) 911
The white pantsuit makes her look like an extra on a p diddy video
Posted by: NCKate at July 28, 2016 11:24 PM (9Pufo) 912
I'm worn out.... Get it over with already...
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 11:24 PM (O2RFr) Posted by: Q. G. Bentright at July 28, 2016 11:24 PM (c+nU0) 914
I think she is just reading from the encyclopedia. She is just saying every motivational poster ever at the old Spencer's Gifts.
Posted by: archie bunker at July 28, 2016 11:24 PM (CHvcK) 915
The gang bangers aren't going to like this. I don't think they will be disarmed peacefully. Posted by: Q. G. Bentright at July 28, 2016 11:20 PM (c+nU0) It's not the gang bangers she's gonna go after and they know it. Posted by: Country Boy at July 28, 2016 11:24 PM (heN73) 916
"My friends." Biggest lie of the night.
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 11:24 PM (iMxBJ) 917
She still sounds bored with her own speech.
Posted by: Cascadia at July 28, 2016 11:24 PM (XGy6S) Posted by: t-bird at July 28, 2016 11:24 PM (yddCj) 919
Yup. Speed. That's the only way she keep this up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 28, 2016 11:25 PM (9mTYi) 920
But he also owns the same riding mower that I do and doesn't appear to know how the safety bypass functions work.
Every time he reverses the blade clutch kicks out. I can deal with the constant sound of mowing lawn. but the change in tone is pissing me off. That and it's way harder on his mower. Read the directions fucknozzle. Actually I never read any directions just played with all the buttons/knobs until I found all the mower options I'd purchased. Posted by: Willy J. at July 28, 2016 10:38 PM (BZey7) Dixon ZTR FTW! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2016 11:25 PM (GSdpU) 921
Did she seriously say she was going to Follow the Money on camera?
Posted by: Princess Tiger-Lily, formerly from HotAir Like a bloodhound. ARF ARF!!! Posted by: Hillary! (Pandering, Drunk or both?) at July 28, 2016 11:25 PM (UPYhp) 922
I'm inclined to think that if Hillary refused to debate hm, Trump would buy airtime and spend the whole of what would have been a debate mocking her.
No, she'll show up for at least one debate and the questions will be given to her in advance, I suspect. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2016 11:25 PM (HXQyP) 923
codeword: bully!
Posted by: Ian Galt at July 28, 2016 11:25 PM (8iiMU) 924
She's waited 24 years for this night.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 28, 2016 11:25 PM (JO9+V) 925
We now have scientific proof that THERE IS A HELL....and it is clothed in white and riding dirty on the USA tonight.
Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at July 28, 2016 11:25 PM (3ZttN) 926
Si se puede!! Necesito mi pene!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 28, 2016 11:25 PM (rxzt4) Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 11:25 PM (1ZOkK) 928
Military Service isn't a blank check for fucking up and causing destruction in your home country for the rest of your life.
Fuck that. McCain IS a present tense douche bag. Hats off for what he did, but, as any Manger at Mcdonald's says "What have you done today, Danny?" Posted by: Alvin York at July 28, 2016 11:25 PM (ZedYY) 929
It's still fucking going.
Posted by: AD at July 28, 2016 11:25 PM (1QRzG) 930
has the beast shit herself yet?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 28, 2016 11:25 PM (KP5rU) 931
This speech needs more alcohol.
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 11:26 PM (iMxBJ) 932
standing up to bullies in Chicago? She shot em? I'm confused
Posted by: Dempsy at July 28, 2016 11:26 PM (y4K/G) 933
Her speech is historic! Or hysteric...
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 11:26 PM (O2RFr) 934
She is just reading from motivational posters
Posted by: archie bunker at July 28, 2016 11:26 PM (CHvcK) Posted by: rickl at July 28, 2016 11:26 PM (sdi6R) 936
Pick myself up and get back in the game? Did she just plagiarize an old Frank tune?
Posted by: dartist at July 28, 2016 11:26 PM (6RY24) 937
930
has the beast shit herself yet? Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 28, 2016 11:25 PM (KP5rU) Yes, it's coming out of her mouth. Posted by: Ian Galt at July 28, 2016 11:26 PM (8iiMU) 938
Okay, hills, disarm the ghettos first, then we'll talk.
Posted by: Pj at July 28, 2016 11:26 PM (cHuNI) 939
Her mothers voice........I fucking hope it wasn't as shrill as yours. WTF crazy eyed vagina.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 28, 2016 11:26 PM (aZxzS) 940
She's talking too long. People are in bed on the east coast. She's like Bill always yapped way too long.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 28, 2016 11:26 PM (iQIUe) 941
She looks like my old Shmoo Inflatable Punching Bag.
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 11:26 PM (HJQI1) Posted by: Fritz at July 28, 2016 11:26 PM (WYh6/) 943
What a tone deaf clueless idiot. Trump went 76 minutes and Hillary fell face first into a trap that Corky Thatcher could see coming.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 28, 2016 11:26 PM (Q9ugn) Posted by: Ian Galt at July 28, 2016 11:26 PM (8iiMU) 945
Incoherence, thy name is Hillary.
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 11:27 PM (iMxBJ) 946
931 This speech needs more alcohol.
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 11:26 PM (iMxBJ) Believe me, I'm on it. Posted by: rickl at July 28, 2016 11:27 PM (sdi6R) 947
The Breitbart coverage of the protesters outside is great. Loonies, crazies, Berniebot holdouts... None of them being represented during the Hillary 800's address.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 28, 2016 11:27 PM (ry4ab) 948
So are the founders heroes? Or random white slave owners?
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 28, 2016 11:27 PM (PHxng) 949
IT'S OVER!!!!!!!!
Posted by: AD at July 28, 2016 11:27 PM (1QRzG) 950
weak speech.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 28, 2016 11:27 PM (ADIwO) Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 11:27 PM (HJQI1) 952
I salute those that listen and pity your livers. Posted by: YIKES! at July 28, 2016 11:27 PM (yfObW) 953
Chelsea's little beta-husband nodding like a bobble-head, but only after looking at Chels to get approval...
Posted by: Oedipus at July 28, 2016 11:18 PM You got a link to that? I heard his investors got back .10 on the dollar. Posted by: Farmer at July 28, 2016 11:27 PM (o/90i) 954
Mercifully over!!!!
Posted by: Garbone at July 28, 2016 11:27 PM (9dH/8) Posted by: Ian Galt at July 28, 2016 11:27 PM (8iiMU) 956
"Oh, NOW they applaud John McCain. Because he's no threat to their plan any more."
Has the Mittbot 3000 been rehabilitated as a wise elder statesman yet? You know it has to be coming. Anyway, the Kelli Ward campaign must be high-fiving one another over the in-kind contribution from Hillary talking about how great McCain is. They should have new ads up by noon tomorrow. It would be purely poetic if McCain gets primaried out by Ward by something like a ten vote margin. Posted by: torquewrench at July 28, 2016 11:27 PM (noWW6) 957
Ali Abunimah* You can't mention Israel at the DNC in 2016 without generating protests from the floor. That's progress. *co-founder of http://electronicintifada.net. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 28, 2016 11:27 PM (kdS6q) 958
Katy freakin' Perry.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 28, 2016 11:27 PM (NOIQH) Posted by: torabora at July 28, 2016 11:27 PM (jnDl5) Posted by: Q. G. Bentright at July 28, 2016 11:27 PM (c+nU0) 961
When her eyes bug out so much you can see the whites of her eyes all around she looks like an insane lunatic.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 28, 2016 11:27 PM (5xDis) 962
I remember when gun violence was cool. Every episode of The Rifleman the star shot and killed someone. And that was cool. Though he also made noises about how guns themselves were bad not so cool.
Posted by: Willy J. at July 28, 2016 11:27 PM (BZey7) Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 11:27 PM (O2RFr) Posted by: ThunderB at July 28, 2016 11:27 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 11:27 PM (1ZOkK) 966
*Lets out deep breath I didn't even know I was holding*
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 11:27 PM (iMxBJ) 967
"I'm not trying to find myself. I'm in New Mexico, not India."
83 iforgot, I hope you are watching. Obama is throwing in. All in. That's how the Donks roll. Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 28, 2016 10:24 PM (+b2T3) ------------------- God bless Fleegle, God bless Snorky, God bless Drooper, God bless Bingo (rocks softly, sucks towel) Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at July 28, 2016 11:27 PM (5o5ek) 968
937: must be whats wronh with her tongue.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 28, 2016 11:27 PM (KP5rU) 969
Hillary is the Seventh Seal
Posted by: MTF at July 28, 2016 11:28 PM (DQRtz) 970
Looking at the post title.....if the "end" never ends, isn't it just another phase of the ordeal?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 28, 2016 11:28 PM (EzgxV) 971
Say, what is this ghey fluffy song they are playing after the speech?
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 11:28 PM (iMxBJ) 972
The trannie intern -
Guy who thinks he is a woman married a woman who thinks she is a guy, who died of cancer. I often wonder if the drugs they give these people are carcinogenic. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 28, 2016 11:28 PM (iQIUe) 973
Holy balls.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 28, 2016 11:28 PM (aZxzS) 974
It's over! What will we do for the rest of our lives?
Posted by: archie bunker at July 28, 2016 11:28 PM (CHvcK) 975
What the hell is this crap song?
Posted by: rickl at July 28, 2016 11:28 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: Meremortal, sock off at July 28, 2016 11:28 PM (3myMJ) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 11:28 PM (9ym/8) 978
This speech is f'n BRILLIANT. A million times better than what Trump said. A hell of a writer earned his/her pay with that one. Of course it's all bullshit coming out of her mouth but DAMN it hits on all cylinders Posted by: MAx at July 28, 2016 11:28 PM (0uuiT) 979
*I keep Huma's souls stored in my prison style rectal capsule... plenty of room in there for yours too, so watch it Buster!* Posted by: Hitlery Macbeth at July 28, 2016 11:28 PM (qcmqL) 980
I hope and pray this is the best night of her life. Right downhill to Hell from here
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 28, 2016 11:28 PM (PHxng) 981
Well cue the raves from the MSM...
Posted by: donna at July 28, 2016 11:28 PM (O2RFr) 982
Sounds like the Bernie people protested several times, and were chanted over by the Hillary people. Posted by: ThunderB at July 28, 2016 11:28 PM (zOTsN) 983
Does anyone know what Presdent Obama thought about Hillary's speech tonight????
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 28, 2016 11:28 PM (Fbj4h) 984
The fact Katy Perry's a major singer is Exhibit A that America has exhausted itself.
Posted by: AD at July 28, 2016 11:28 PM (1QRzG) 985
John McCain? Daff muh Daddy! Posted by: Meghan McCain - Mouth full because she's eating a turkey leg Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 28, 2016 11:28 PM (kdS6q) 986
>>>>She is just reading from motivational posters
Hang in there! Don't let the turkeys keep you down! Happiness is a warm puppy! Keep on truckin'! *wink + finger gun* Posted by: Lizzy at July 28, 2016 11:29 PM (NOIQH) 987
The fact this harridan isn't polling (eww... bad choice of words) in the teens or low 20's makes me want to find a set of train track and take a long, long nap across them.
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 28, 2016 11:29 PM (H9MG5) 988
972 The trannie intern -
Guy who thinks he is a woman married a woman who thinks she is a guy, who died of cancer. I often wonder if the drugs they give these people are carcinogenic. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 28, 2016 11:28 PM (iQIUe) Did the guy die of ovarian cancer? Posted by: Insomniac at July 28, 2016 11:29 PM (0mRoj) Posted by: *hic*-ary! at July 28, 2016 11:29 PM (yddCj) 990
This convention had the most entropy since 1968
Posted by: unlawful physicist at July 28, 2016 11:29 PM (e8kgV) Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2016 11:29 PM (HJQI1) 992
My estimate is 59 minutes.
Totally unscientific. Posted by: Meremortal, sock off Because you don't love SCIENCE!!!! like Hillary does *wooden laugh* Posted by: Oedipus at July 28, 2016 11:29 PM (CXLVd) 993
>>WTF is this horseshit about liberating college kids from their debt? You have to be kidding me. Why not just cut to the chase and offer 28 virgins at your death in return for a vote?
Posted by: Eli Cash With the man bun types there will be 29 virgins involved. Posted by: Aviator at July 28, 2016 11:29 PM (c7vUv) 994
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This speech is f'n BRILLIANT. A million times better than what Trump said. A hell of a writer earned his/her pay with that one. Of course it's all bullshit coming out of her mouth but DAMN it hits on all cylinders Posted by: MAx at July 28, 2016 11:28 PM (0uuiT) Wow. Amazing deadpan humor. I tip my hat. Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 11:29 PM (iMxBJ) 995
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Katy freakin' Perry. Posted by: Lizzy at July 28, 2016 11:27 PM (NOIQH) Shep is her biggest fan. 'Night, all. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2016 11:29 PM (1ZOkK) 996
This woman is undeniably whacked out of her mind.
This can't be happening. Posted by: Fritz ------------- I recall when I first read 1984. It was pretty scary, but it was fiction. I mean, its just a book. That's what I thought back when I was young. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 28, 2016 11:29 PM (9mTYi) Posted by: Ian Galt at July 28, 2016 11:29 PM (8iiMU) 998
Had to watch Hillary's speech. Not sure why. I swear an opponent like that should be destroyed except we have too many people wanting free stuff.
Back to lying on my bed, curled up in the fetal position, crying while watching scramble porn. Posted by: Spudskie at July 28, 2016 11:29 PM (JWf6+) 999
I often wonder if the drugs they give these people are carcinogenic.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! Very much so. But they tend to off themselves before it can metastasize. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 28, 2016 11:30 PM (UPYhp) 1000
Those nice people on the news said the it was the bestist speech ever!!1!
Posted by: Typical LIV at July 28, 2016 11:30 PM (vBeA5) 1001
I'm now thinking Hillary chose Kaine because he seems like the gay friend Hillary, Huma and Cheryl can go shopping and hang out with.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at July 28, 2016 11:30 PM (5xDis) 1002
Nice fail with the pieces of colored cardboard.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 28, 2016 11:30 PM (aZxzS) Posted by: Alvin York at July 28, 2016 11:30 PM (ZedYY) 1004
Oh shit... The crazy eyes she got when the fireworks went off.
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 28, 2016 11:30 PM (H9MG5) 1005
Trump should mos def go after Jabbar for making a racist joke about white people not being able to tell black people apart
Posted by: MAx at July 28, 2016 11:30 PM (0uuiT) 1006
Has anybody mentioned that middle-aged Katy Perry sells kiddie porn lyrics to teens and tweeners?
Posted by: Fritz at July 28, 2016 11:30 PM (WYh6/) Posted by: ThunderB at July 28, 2016 11:30 PM (zOTsN) 1008
From Allahpundit, this seems appropriate.
https://mobile.twitter.com/allahpundit/status/758866539474849792/photo/1 Posted by: AD at July 28, 2016 11:30 PM (1QRzG) 1009
Darnit, Gracie. I really wanted ta git ya that bottom land.
Posted by: Alvin York at July 28, 2016 11:30 PM (ZedYY) 1010
Cassandra Fairbanks California delegates are walking out mid Clinton speech [pic] twitter.com/CassandraRules/status/758861030701223936 Gregory McKelvey Oregon delegation attempting to walk out during Hillary speech but being stopped by SS [pic] twitter.com/GregoryMcKelvey/status/758859436588867584 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 28, 2016 11:31 PM (kdS6q) 1011
I turned the channel. Can't take anymore.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 28, 2016 11:31 PM (eU/yZ) 1012
What did the Card Stunt say?
I missed it. Posted by: Ian Galt at July 28, 2016 11:29 PM ..........Sard Cunt, they just mixed it up. Posted by: Minnfidel at July 28, 2016 11:31 PM (aZxzS) 1013
ONT up
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 28, 2016 11:31 PM (vBeA5) 1014
Shep is her biggest fan.
'Night, all. Posted by: Jane D'oh When they cut into him on the floor, he'll be twerking to whatever KP song is playing...and wont' be embarrassed about it. Posted by: Oedipus at July 28, 2016 11:31 PM (CXLVd) 1015
Balloons to hide SIL ankle shackles.
Posted by: Garbone at July 28, 2016 11:31 PM (9dH/8) 1016
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Not bad for her No specifics at all. All platitudes Posted by: ThunderB at July 28, 2016 11:27 PM (zOTsN) True. As Hillary speeches go, she knocked it out of the park. She didn't shart herself or anything. I just hope that there are enough normal Americans left who can see through that fascist garbage. Posted by: rickl at July 28, 2016 11:32 PM (sdi6R) 1017
Wow. Billy's mouth is hanging open, and Chelsea poor pie-hole looks big enough to swallow a balloon....
Posted by: Ian Galt at July 28, 2016 11:32 PM (8iiMU) 1018
She's looking shaky up there. Please. Fall. Please. Fall.
Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 28, 2016 11:32 PM (H9MG5) 1019
So when does the North Korean card display start?
Posted by: rickl at July 28, 2016 11:33 PM (sdi6R) 1020
I didn't watch the freak show but I take it that there will be plenty more crazy-lady pictures of her to use to torment other people on the internet?
Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at July 28, 2016 11:33 PM (BdZ48) 1021
OOOh Megyn Kelly, a woman!!!!! STFU who cares. I have daughters, the last thing I would do is hold her up as a beacon just because she is a woman.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 28, 2016 11:33 PM (aZxzS) 1022
Hillary's speech isn't even trending on Twitter. Morgan Freeman is, but not Hillary. Maybe because she was fucking horrible.
Posted by: Brisco_County at July 28, 2016 11:33 PM (fmr8p) 1023
Well cue the raves from the MSM...
Posted by: donna --------- Yup. I expect that at MSNBC they are shuddering and drooling with the experience of non-stop orgasm s. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 28, 2016 11:34 PM (9mTYi) 1024
>>Has anybody mentioned that middle-aged Katy Perry sells kiddie porn lyrics to teens and tweeners?
Ace did a post on her Teen Dream (?) song a few years ago on exactly that. Posted by: Lizzy at July 28, 2016 11:34 PM (NOIQH) 1025
"Hillary remained unhumanized by design"
Reaction to speech by Bill Jacobson at "Legal Insurrection": http://preview.tinyurl.com/jeocpz3 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2016 11:34 PM (HXQyP) 1026
God bless Lou Dobbs - he just called her a socialist. More please.
Posted by: Eli Cash at July 28, 2016 11:34 PM (Dc/ui) 1027
Lordy, Megyn Kelley is an idiot.
Posted by: IC at July 28, 2016 11:34 PM (KTFfX) 1028
Brit Hume is another dope.
Posted by: IC at July 28, 2016 11:35 PM (KTFfX) 1029
Who is singing that "Stronger Together" song?
Someone pointed out recently that that is a thoroughly Fascist slogan. Posted by: rickl at July 28, 2016 11:36 PM (sdi6R) 1030
Serioulsy Megyn. STFU. My daughters aren't proud and or satisfied because she's a woman. That identity bullshit is simply that.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 28, 2016 11:36 PM (aZxzS) 1031
She poked Trump hard where it hurts- his businesses, the military, his patriotism. He will slam back hard and she will feel heat she hasn't ever had to deal with.
Posted by: Cheri at July 28, 2016 11:36 PM (TmVQX) 1032
Any morons out there have Megyn Kelly's digits? Winona was kind of a let down...
Posted by: Warren Beatty at July 28, 2016 11:36 PM (3b9U4) 1033
Is it safe to lower the blast shields and leave the bunker?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 28, 2016 11:37 PM (hyuyC) 1034
You know, Marco Rubio of all people has been tweet bombing Hillary during her speech. Way to go, tiny! Sic 'em. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 28, 2016 11:37 PM (kdS6q) 1035
OOOh Megyn Kelly, a woman!!!!! STFU who cares. I
have daughters, the last thing I would do is hold her up as a beacon just because she is a woman. Posted by: Minnfidel at July 28, 2016 11:33 PM (aZxzS) That is the cool bigotry of low expectations. Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 28, 2016 11:37 PM (P/kVC) 1036
democrats are thinnking : "we coulda had biden..or bernie.."
Posted by: runner at July 28, 2016 11:37 PM (c6/9Q) 1037
O.K. This made me laugh:
The Party of the Environment just dropped enough balloons to kill all the Dolphins in the Atlantic. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2016 11:38 PM (HXQyP) 1038
And people used to mock me. Who is laughing now!?!
Posted by: David Icke at July 28, 2016 10:52 PM (Q9ugn) Heh. I read an article once from a Vancouver reporter who met with David Icke when he did an event in Vancouver. Reporter said, "Yeah, he's nuts. But he is a polite, charming, and friendly nut who is not afraid to laugh at himself." Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2016 11:38 PM (GSdpU) 1039
I hate the fake pointing to an imaginary friend in the audience .
Posted by: Pj at July 28, 2016 11:39 PM (cHuNI) Posted by: Farmer at July 28, 2016 11:40 PM (o/90i) 1041
Of the 13,000 women that I've been with, I've held about 500 up as beacons. That position isn't as easy it looks in the Kama Sutra.
Posted by: Warren Beatty at July 28, 2016 11:40 PM (3b9U4) 1042
So why isn't the Hildabeast sticking her 2 thumbs up plagiarizing Trump?
Posted by: torabora at July 28, 2016 11:42 PM (jnDl5) 1043
"I hate the fake pointing to an imaginary friend in the audience ".
Pointing at the FBI. "Suckers!" Posted by: Meremortal, sock off at July 28, 2016 11:42 PM (3myMJ) 1044
I hate the fake pointing to an imaginary friend in the audience .
Posted by: Pj at July 28, 2016 11:39 PM That just strikes me as so phony. Who does this more than Hillary? It's ridiculous. Posted by: Farmer at July 28, 2016 11:43 PM (o/90i) 1045
this "protest" sucks
no idiot hippies stomping DNC stooges no cops stomping idiot hippies The DNC must have ordered their street thug wing to stand down at the cons since the cameras were on Posted by: Grad School Fool at July 28, 2016 11:47 PM (swEzU) 1046
Whoa. Hillary just said "get money out of politics."
Mind blown. Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 11:02 PM (iMxBJ) Well, to be fair, she and Slick have gotten a huge amount of money out of politics. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2016 11:47 PM (GSdpU) 1047
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 28, 2016 10:23 PM (voOPb)
I watched Broadchurch. Jack Taylor also. Fair warning -- dark, Ireland Roman Catholic church abuses -- girls homes etc, Posted by: gracepc at July 29, 2016 12:02 AM (OU4q6) 1048
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I was musing on the nature of belief. Nature abhors a vacuum, and a natural-born Believer abhors having nothing to believe in. If they lose their belief, they will not long rest in a state of non-belief; they will immediately seek a new belief system to believe zealously in. Witness Andrew Sullivan: He did not wander in the wilderness for years without a belief, a faith, when he lost his. He immediately substituted a new God-King (Obama) for the one he had disposed of (Bush). And so it is with our Preistly Caste: A Priest MUST believe in something, or else, what is he? He is one of the unwashed; he is nothing. You will be shocked at the speed at which you will see some of your priests embrace strange new gods and religions, for the idea of wandering in an uncertain world with no inner dogmas to provide them certainty is too hateful for them to contemplate. The Rockford Files had a great episode about a woman who was a believer. This is a clip from the end. 591 I was musing on the nature of belief. Nature abhors a vacuum, and a natural-born Believer abhors having nothing to believe in. If they lose their belief, they will not long rest in a state of non-belief; they will immediately seek a new belief system to believe zealously in. Witness Andrew Sullivan: He did not wander in the wilderness for years without a belief, a faith, when he lost his. He immediately substituted a new God-King (Obama) for the one he had disposed of (Bush). And so it is with our Preistly Caste: A Priest MUST believe in something, or else, what is he? He is one of the unwashed; he is nothing. You will be shocked at the speed at which you will see some of your priests embrace strange new gods and religions, for the idea of wandering in an uncertain world with no inner dogmas to provide them certainty is too hateful for them to contemplate. 591 I was musing on the nature of belief. Nature abhors a vacuum, and a natural-born Believer abhors having nothing to believe in. If they lose their belief, they will not long rest in a state of non-belief; they will immediately seek a new belief system to believe zealously in. Witness Andrew Sullivan: He did not wander in the wilderness for years without a belief, a faith, when he lost his. He immediately substituted a new God-King (Obama) for the one he had disposed of (Bush). And so it is with our Preistly Caste: A Priest MUST believe in something, or else, what is he? He is one of the unwashed; he is nothing. You will be shocked at the speed at which you will see some of your priests embrace strange new gods and religions, for the idea of wandering in an uncertain world with no inner dogmas to provide them certainty is too hateful for them to contemplate. The Rockford Files had an episode about a woman who acted just like this. Here is a clip from the end. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fA7Yd-XhV4 Posted by: Bill C at July 29, 2016 12:04 AM (HqPBH) 1049
Whoa. Hillary just said "get money out of politics." Mind blown.
Posted by: Splunge at July 28, 2016 11:02 PM (iMxBJ) Well, to be fair, she and Slick have gotten a huge amount of money out of politics. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2016 11:47 PM Ya think! The timing of this IRS investigation seems like it's headed to an exoneration. Unless Obama is playing 3 level chess. And I really don't think he's that smart. Maybe Val is? Posted by: Farmer at July 29, 2016 12:15 AM (o/90i) 1050
Checked back and I willowed this thread.
Everyone asleep? Be well all, that sounds like a good option. Posted by: Farmer at July 29, 2016 12:30 AM (o/90i) 1051
I know y'all have all gone to bed like normal morons. Me? Nope, did not watch as clinging to sanity by thread. I did see, on another blog, a brief gif of The Royal Couple, post boring speech, and fireworks go off. Hilz had a startle reflex eye rolling thing going, which tells me, again, she had some deep brain damage to produce this wacko. Several seconds later Bill casually looks up, like, "Oh, fireworks" vs crazy eyes. I don't have a clue, but loud noises and lights appear to trigger something. THanks for watching and translating this shart show.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at July 29, 2016 01:51 AM (Wb4xo) Posted by: Drider at July 29, 2016 05:50 AM (6Xbsz) 1053
/sarc
Posted by: Drider at July 29, 2016 05:51 AM (6Xbsz) 1054
Here is what I woke up to, posted by one of my lib friends...smh...
"As an independent who is not thrilled with either choice for President, I watched both conventions. The dark despair and broken america that was portrayed last week is not the america I know. I wish you could share my america with me. I believe we are the greatest country in the world and I believe that if we work together, we can become even greater. This week the democratic convention portrayed an america full of hope and dreams and the belief that together we can become even better. This week, I saw my america! I'M WITH HER!!! Love trumps hate!" .....pffftt.. Posted by: KWDreaming at July 29, 2016 06:23 AM (vvQF4) 1055
>>>857 Exactly who shouldn't have a gun? Apart from a felon?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 28, 2016 11:20 PM (9ym/ THIS is the question. Thanks for the reminder. Posted by: m at July 29, 2016 07:36 AM (/7Lfc) Posted by: Myshiba at July 29, 2016 08:57 AM (n20xt) Posted by: Hillary! at July 29, 2016 09:37 AM (Ws5AB) 1058
1054...
Practically every liberal hack describes themselves as an "independent", but then proceeds to vote lock-step for the Marxist party every 4 years. Posted by: WVinMN at July 29, 2016 10:13 AM (TPf32) 1059
Let's go Cena! -- Cena Sucks!
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