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Final Convention Night: Peter Thiel, Ivanka Trump, Donald Trump

So here we go.

I'm still in the health thread, by the way. I only want to here three speeches.

Posted by: Ace at 07:33 PM




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1 Barnburner better be coming up.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 21, 2016 07:35 PM (YLidQ)

2 Hello horde.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at July 21, 2016 07:36 PM (XNdCd)

3 From last night's Crash n Burn to tonight's Barn Burner!

Posted by: RioBravo at July 21, 2016 07:37 PM (NUqwG)

4 Good. About time for a new thread. Tired of arguing economics with someone who just refuses to see the results of the past 50 years.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 21, 2016 07:37 PM (J+mig)

5 Debate?

Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at July 21, 2016 07:37 PM (gNiZe)

6

Go fourth and multiply.

Posted by: Pick Baggerly at July 21, 2016 07:37 PM (7oN1i)

7 Hayley nailed the NA, but that 5 year old singing earlier was a hoot! Nice prayer, nicely done Reverand.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 21, 2016 07:38 PM (yNyJy)

8 Final convention night not debate night.

Thank the god of small things.

Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2016 07:38 PM (qUNWi)

9 Trump has already exposed one party... and that's just the opening act. What he will do to the Democrat Party is like nothing you could ever have wished for in your life - unless you saw Reagan do it first.

Somewhat like the feeble GOP, but on a larger scale, the Dems are a festering wound waiting to be torn asunder. We've waited years for someone to make the scales fall from many eyes. And sure as sh*t, Trumpy will do it.

I do wish more people on our side could see this (we really are not ruthless enough, compared to our commie comrades, which is why we lose more than we win) but I'm thankful there were enough people to make him the nominee.

Posted by: Mega at July 21, 2016 07:38 PM (EdXI9)

10 Well hell I would have mentored those ladies too.

Posted by: RioBravo at July 21, 2016 07:39 PM (NUqwG)

11 Peter Thiel should be interesting

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 07:39 PM (6IPEM)

12 Ya know what has me really depressed today? The realization that I would have gone out and pulled that lever for Christie, Rubio and even fucking Jeb (please clap) because Hillary.


It hurts my soul. Especially the Jeb thing.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 21, 2016 07:40 PM (+eR2D)

13 I'm interested in hearing Mary Fallin, my governor. And Mr. Trump.

Posted by: tbodie at July 21, 2016 07:40 PM (xkaSw)

14 are we pretending that Fox didn't die

Posted by: him at July 21, 2016 07:41 PM (NJJX4)

15 Whoa! AC/DC

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 07:41 PM (6IPEM)

16 It hurts my soul. Especially the Jeb thing.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 21, 2016 07:40 PM (+eR2D)

Posted by: tbodie at July 21, 2016 07:41 PM (xkaSw)

17 Sheriff Joe should be good.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 21, 2016 07:41 PM (YLidQ)

18 I think Thunderstruck would have been a better choice of song than Shook Me All Night Long

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 07:42 PM (6IPEM)

19 I think Thunderstruck would have been a better choice of song than Shook Me All Night Long
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 07:42 PM (6IPEM)

*****

Highway to Hell would have been more appropriate.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 21, 2016 07:44 PM (YLidQ)

20 NBA drops Charlotte. Fuck them anyway.

Posted by: Patrick Henry at July 21, 2016 07:45 PM (cmmpQ)

21 Saw a banner on C-Span Tomorrow 4 or 4:30 pm live Hillary

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2016 07:45 PM (bksJQ)

22

Should have been

'Lawyers, Guns, and Money'

Posted by: Pick Baggerly at July 21, 2016 07:46 PM (7oN1i)

23 Guessing a live Hillary is a VP announcement

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2016 07:46 PM (bksJQ)

24 Highway to Hell would have been more appropriate.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 21, 2016 07:44 PM (YLidQ)

If Fox were to dub that in next week for Hellary, that would be awesome.

Posted by: tbodie at July 21, 2016 07:47 PM (xkaSw)

25 long way to the top would have said it all. anything by acdc is good. they could use whole lotta rosie for the beast. looks just like her.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 21, 2016 07:47 PM (ucDmr)

26 Is it hoping too much to expect Trump to take the stage to "Pomp & Circumstance" a la Macho Man Randy Savage?

Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2016 07:47 PM (7qAYi)

27 Maybe the closing theme will be "America! Fuck Yeah!"

Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2016 07:48 PM (7qAYi)

28 12
Ya know what has me really depressed today? The realization that I would
have gone out and pulled that lever for Christie, Rubio and even
fucking Jeb (please clap) because Hillary.


It hurts my soul. Especially the Jeb thing.


Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 21, 2016 07:40 PM (+eR2D)


Yeah. Hillary's just that bad. In a normal contest, I'd never have considered pulling the lever for any of those shitweasels, but she's so awful she makes anyone short of a resurrected Hitler, Stalin, or Mussolini look like an acceptable alternative.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 21, 2016 07:48 PM (J+mig)

29 If Fox were to dub that in next week for Hellary, that would be awesome.
Posted by: tbodie at July 21, 2016 07:47 PM (xkaSw)

****

It would, but Fox would never do it. NewsMax, maybe.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 21, 2016 07:48 PM (YLidQ)

30 Is it hoping too much to expect Trump to take the stage to "Pomp & Circumstance" a la Macho Man Randy Savage?
--------


I've got Big Balls AC/DC

Posted by: Pick Baggerly at July 21, 2016 07:49 PM (7oN1i)

31 The fapping action nationwide when Ivanka is speaking may cause an earthquake swarm out here.

Posted by: The San Andreas Fault at July 21, 2016 07:49 PM (6Ll1u)

32 By the fourth day of the convention, I'd be shitfaced, too.

But, tell me. MUST the delegates be required leave their style and rhythm at home to participate?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 21, 2016 07:49 PM (SEXy3)

33

Laura I. looks good. What is different?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 07:49 PM (qCMvj)

34 What he will do to the Democrat Party is like nothing you could ever have wished for in your life

I wait with bated breath.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 21, 2016 07:49 PM (rwI+c)

35 I think Ivanka will do really well. She has a lot of poise.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 21, 2016 07:50 PM (+eR2D)

36

The weird thing about the very high def tv is that you see all the makeup, but then you look at their necks and chest (see The Five), and it's weird. You see the sun damage, and the aging. lol

You see everything with high def.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 07:50 PM (qCMvj)

37 In lighter news, I had to stop at the drug store in my little hometown. Not as little when I was a kid. There's a new little lingerie shop that opened up in one of the old buildings in the Main Street area where this local drug store is.

I noticed they had a sign that touted they were "bra fitting specialists".

Now, that's a job I could really get in to and enjoy. Talk about doin' what you love and lovin' what you do. I wonder how one becomes a bra fitting specialist. Oh, the devotion I could put into the job. Also, sexy little nothing really there bottoms too.

Believe me, I would do my best to fit them all perfectly.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 21, 2016 07:51 PM (DW+jj)

38 Think it is funny that the Turtles guy tweeted last night that he was contacting his lawyer about using his song then he found out that there is no law protecting music used by cover bands, so all he is getting is the Atty's bill:-)

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 21, 2016 07:51 PM (yNyJy)

39 I think Ivanka will do really well. She has a lot of poise.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 21, 2016 07:50 PM (+eR2D)


She will.

She's had tons of practice speaking within her businesses. It becomes rote and natural.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 07:51 PM (qCMvj)

40

Newt : "Once we got done cleaning up Ted Cruz's mess.


C-SPAN Radio

Posted by: Pick Baggerly at July 21, 2016 07:51 PM (7oN1i)

41 I came here to chew bubblegum and spit snark. And I'm all out of snark.

Wait...bubblegum. I'm out of bubblegum.

Bring on the Orange One!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 07:52 PM (pUDQf)

42 >>>> But, tell me. MUST the delegates be required leave their style and rhythm at home to participate?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 21, 2016 07:49 PM (SEXy3)
----
Ha, NDH! I know. Some people should just not attempt dancing.
Cool that you still have the hash!

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 07:52 PM (6IPEM)

43 Here thee here thee!

Posted by: Ace's Illetrate Town Criair at July 21, 2016 07:53 PM (yX7yv)

44 We hate Trump because Trump lied to and about our Presdent of Color and should be brought up on charges .......

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Br4attleboro, VT at July 21, 2016 07:53 PM (NuElX)

45 On the morning radio show they keep playing clips of Hillery. Her speaking voice makes fingernails on the blackboard sound good.

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2016 07:53 PM (bksJQ)

46 36

The weird thing about the very high def tv is that you see all the makeup, but then you look at their necks and chest (see The Five), and it's weird. You see the sun damage, and the aging. lol

You see everything with high def.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 07:50 PM (qCMvj)

Have you ever seen 4K Ultra HiDef? It's like looking out a window.

Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2016 07:53 PM (7qAYi)

47 You see everything with high def.

HD is terrible for pron. Or so I've heard.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 21, 2016 07:54 PM (rwI+c)

48 Ha, NDH! I know. Some people should just not attempt dancing.
Cool that you still have the hash!

***

Ha! Yep. I lucked out with the false advertising.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 21, 2016 07:54 PM (SEXy3)

49 Trump is one of the greatest visionaries of our times?

Pull the other leg, Rev. It plays jinglebells.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 07:55 PM (pUDQf)

50 And I repeat : Carbs are the Devil and Bread will kill you in your sleep and don't give me your "Little Debbie" excuses because that sweet little thing grew up and got HOOKED On THE VERY CARBS THAT THEY WERE PIMPING HER OUT for.
Have you ever seen a carb junky?

Wandering the streets begging for sugar packets and mainlining cookie dough....


.....



I did it again didn't I. .

Posted by: Mortimer at July 21, 2016 07:55 PM (xOs4a)

51 But, tell me. MUST the delegates be required leave their style and rhythm at home to participate?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 21, 2016 07:49 PM (SEXy3)
----
Ha, NDH! I know. Some people should just not attempt dancing.
Cool that you still have the hash!
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 07:52 PM (6IPEM)

Really!?


They're Republicans. Do you really expect old dudes / dudettes to have rythm?

Posted by: tbodie at July 21, 2016 07:55 PM (xkaSw)

52 It does seem there are more black supporters for Trump than any usual Republican. But wonder if it's a general increase.

Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2016 07:55 PM (bksJQ)

53 HD is terrible for pron. Or so I've heard.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 21, 2016 07:54 PM (rwI+c)


I suppose you could change the TV settings...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 07:56 PM (qCMvj)

54

What is the chance Shrillary chooses Booker?

High in my opinion.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 07:56 PM (qCMvj)

55 She will.



She's had tons of practice speaking within her businesses. It becomes rote and natural.





Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 07:51 PM (qCMvj)


And she is extremely professional and loves her father dearly.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 21, 2016 07:56 PM (+eR2D)

56 I was Never Jeb too but probably would have turned to defeat the evil witch. If it looked like he could possibly win. Ha ha.

Posted by: freaked at July 21, 2016 07:57 PM (BO/km)

57 Fifty-seventh!

Posted by: JEM at July 21, 2016 07:57 PM (o+SC1)

58 Laura Ingraham impressed me with her speaking ability. The real pros make it look like nothing, child's play. This is true in most tasks, and is a contributor to the Dunning-Kruger effect. Naifs and morons see it and think it's nothing.

Anyway, the thing I noticed was this: You know how many if not most women will sound shrill, ear piercing, when they shout and raise their voices.

Laura did not, and I realized she was automatically compensating to kill the shrillness when she raised her voice.

And then, you've got to read the prompter, speak to the camera and the TV audience, and also speak to crowd there live, as Rush was talking about. Laura did that masterfully, and Newtie did too.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 21, 2016 07:57 PM (DW+jj)

59 47: Grump, you heard right. Or, so Iv'e heard.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 21, 2016 07:57 PM (ucDmr)

60 Here's hoping Trump can deliver an adequate speech and put this depressing ass convention to sleep and start the process of beating the shit out of that criminal cunt bitch.

Hillary Clinton cannot be allowed to be President of the United States.

NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BENGHAZI!

Christopher Stevens
Sean Smith
Glen Doherty
Tyrone Woods

RIP

Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2016 07:57 PM (7C/kB)

61
Heard Gawker dude has to file for personal bankruptcy.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 21, 2016 07:57 PM (iQIUe)

62 Jerry Falwell, Jr. a much worse speaker than his father.

Posted by: Czar Peter at July 21, 2016 07:57 PM (JGNQ+)

63 Have you ever seen 4K Ultra HiDef? It's like looking out a window.

Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2016 07:53 PM (7qAYi)


It's awesome, to say the least. But there's no content for it, now. Comcast seems to be unable to even push real 1080p through their cable. I would hate to see their version of 4k.

And they're going to need much better optical disks to hold 4k programs. The current blu-rays (even double layered) aren't going to cut it.

But the pictures are out of this world.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 21, 2016 07:58 PM (zc3Db)

64
P I D

Pelvic Inflammatory Disease

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 21, 2016 07:58 PM (iQIUe)

65 JEM nailed it on calling 57. I suck at that. I do still get the occasional first

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 07:58 PM (6IPEM)

66 Revs got jokes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 07:58 PM (pUDQf)

67

The Sheriff is talking!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 07:58 PM (qCMvj)

68 Watching cspan. Fox can rot.

Posted by: freaked at July 21, 2016 07:59 PM (BO/km)

69 I just wanted to say, apropos of nothing...

Ivanka hump-a-lot

That is all...

Posted by: Soulpatchtony at July 21, 2016 07:59 PM (m40v5)

70 I'm almost surprised that there have been no major demonstrations at or near the RNC. Only thing I can think of is with all the terrible police shootings is that the opposition has decided to cool it.

Posted by: HH at July 21, 2016 07:59 PM (DrCtv)

71 "Heard Gawker dude has to file for personal bankruptcy."

He has too now that he is a wholly owned subsidiary of H Hogan Enterprises LLC.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 21, 2016 07:59 PM (WVsWD)

72 This Sheriff guy is a terrible speaker

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2016 07:59 PM (29KZY)

73 Buncha horn dawgs in this place. Trump's presidency will be one big woody.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 08:00 PM (pUDQf)

74 SheriffJ is a little flat in his delivery

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 08:00 PM (6IPEM)

75 Ivanka is beautiful. Chelsea. ..not so much.

Posted by: Jmel at July 21, 2016 08:00 PM (15vyA)

76 Oh Jesus. Oreilly just said he read trumps speech. He said very interesting. He said it in a weird way tho.

Posted by: jaimo at July 21, 2016 08:01 PM (eDc0r)

77
The "migrants" in Italy are demanding money and wifi.

They all have smart phones and relatives back home, so that's why the wifi. Which tells you that they are not really refugees.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 21, 2016 08:01 PM (iQIUe)

78 >> JEM nailed it on calling 57. I suck at that. I do still get the
>> occasional first

Yeah, that was kinda like winning the lottery, but without the ten-acre spread in Tuscany and the yacht.

Posted by: JEM at July 21, 2016 08:01 PM (o+SC1)

79 54
What is the chance Shrillary chooses Booker?
High in my opinion.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 07:56 PM
------------------------
Practically zero, IMO.
LOL! It's amazing how we can all guess differently!
I'm 99% sure it will be Kaine.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 21, 2016 08:01 PM (T/5A0)

80 74
SheriffJ is a little flat in his delivery

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 08:00 PM (6IPEM)

I'm of the opinion the the teleprompter is for shit and it's messed up everyone because they can't read it and Bob the teleprompter guy is baked out of his gourd.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 08:01 PM (pUDQf)

81 Oh, and if any Trumptacular people are reading this - have Teh Donald mention Hillary's likely VP pick and ridicule it, thus making her scramble to pick someone else or be seen as an idiot.

Posted by: Soulpatchtony at July 21, 2016 08:01 PM (m40v5)

82 Hi Horde. Sheriff Joe is a bit staid in my opinion. Maybe tired? I do like him and think he's done a great job.

Posted by: turambar at July 21, 2016 08:02 PM (ur33b)

83 71 "Heard Gawker dude has to file for personal bankruptcy."

He has too now that he is a wholly owned subsidiary of H Hogan Enterprises LLC.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 21, 2016 07:59 PM (WVsWD)

Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you, brutha?

Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2016 08:02 PM (7qAYi)

84 SheriffJ is a little flat in his delivery
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 08:00 PM (6IPEM)

Not a lot of speechifying required to run for sheriff.

Posted by: tbodie at July 21, 2016 08:02 PM (xkaSw)

85 MSNBC Confirrms:


Roger Ailes pushed Fox to be a pom pom girl for Trump for money.

He figured that Trump would up their ratings enough to buy him at least another year on the job.

Posted by: Ginned up Controversy at July 21, 2016 08:03 PM (QSZu4)

86 Practically zero, IMO.
LOL! It's amazing how we can all guess differently!
I'm 99% sure it will be Kaine.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 21, 2016 08:01 PM (T/5A0)


I thought he had some dirt thrown at him already, so it might hinder her, but I could be wrong.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:03 PM (qCMvj)

87 Isnt Booker gay and black?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 21, 2016 08:03 PM (iQIUe)

88

Every story/anecdote I hear from people that know Trump shows he's a good guy.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:04 PM (qCMvj)

89 "Oh Jesus. Oreilly just said he read trumps speech. He said very interesting. He said it in a weird way tho."

It's been posted online various places...even by the democrats.

It's..well...a mixed bag.

Posted by: Phil at July 21, 2016 08:04 PM (G1xDw)

90

Who's this guy?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:04 PM (qCMvj)

91 oh good, the sheriff is gone

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2016 08:04 PM (29KZY)

92 this guy needs to drink a little less coffee

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2016 08:04 PM (29KZY)

93 Oh man I am gonna love this pastor I can just tell.

Posted by: turambar at July 21, 2016 08:05 PM (ur33b)

94
88




Every story/anecdote I hear from people that know Trump shows he's a good guy.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:04 PM (qCMvj)

Possible, yet I would imagine there are a few thousand people who have different stories of interactions with him. Just to be fair.
Aside from Cruz, this is a pro-Trump event.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 08:05 PM (pUDQf)

95 Mark Burns is on fire!

Posted by: freaked at July 21, 2016 08:05 PM (BO/km)

96 It's..well...a mixed bag.
Posted by: Phil at July 21, 2016 08:04 PM (G1xDw)


it's all in the delivery!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:05 PM (qCMvj)

97 Woo Hoo! Screaming shouty black dude!
Only black men seem to be able to pull this off

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 08:05 PM (6IPEM)

98 Odds Trump parachutes into the convention hall?

Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2016 08:05 PM (7qAYi)

99 oh cool, he rhymes

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2016 08:05 PM (29KZY)

100 been posted online various places...even by the democrats.

It's..well...a mixed bag.
Posted by: Phil at July 21, 2016 08:04 PM (G1xDw)

Link?

Posted by: tbodie at July 21, 2016 08:05 PM (xkaSw)

101 OKay he needs to drop the volume a bit. And maybe his caffeine intake.

Posted by: turambar at July 21, 2016 08:05 PM (ur33b)

102

Funky tie.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:05 PM (qCMvj)

103 Quit screaming at me!! It's scary.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 08:06 PM (pUDQf)

104 Sheriff Joe must be about 80. Did pretty well for that age.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 21, 2016 08:06 PM (YLidQ)

105

holy crap he's screaming

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:06 PM (qCMvj)

106 It's mooch. Perfect job for her. Doesn't need to be there and can vay-cay on the taxpayer dime to boot.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 21, 2016 08:06 PM (WVsWD)

107 This man knows how to work a crowd.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 08:06 PM (6IPEM)

108 His entrance should be Liz Taylor as Cleopatra entering Rome in that epic movie.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 21, 2016 08:06 PM (DW+jj)

109 He sounds like the black version of Sam Kinnison

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2016 08:06 PM (29KZY)

110 Hillary Clitton?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 21, 2016 08:06 PM (YLidQ)

111 Love the righteous anger

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 08:07 PM (6IPEM)

112 AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!



Thank you, goodnight.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 08:07 PM (pUDQf)

113 Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 21, 2016 07:57 PM (DW+jj)
Agreed. Laura will make a dandy Press Secretary. BTW, That high female pitch was about survival. Hunter caveman has to hear cavewoman's high pitch cries from deep within the bush - no pun intended.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 21, 2016 08:07 PM (yNyJy)

114 109 LOL OMG!

Posted by: turambar at July 21, 2016 08:07 PM (ur33b)

115 Sheriff Joe must be about 80.
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84

Posted by: RioBravo at July 21, 2016 08:07 PM (NUqwG)

116 Ben Quick is a barn burner.

Posted by: Will Varner at July 21, 2016 08:07 PM (IqV8l)

117 >> Odds Trump parachutes into the convention hall?

Not unless it's like the closing scene of the (original, messy, sometimes hysterical 1967) Casino Royale.

Posted by: JEM at July 21, 2016 08:07 PM (o+SC1)

118


Where's the clown car?

There has to be a clown car.

And elephants...

and a marching band playing Sousa Marches.

maybe bag pipes....

anf fifes and and drums corps..

Posted by: Pick Baggerly at July 21, 2016 08:07 PM (7oN1i)

119 Ace if I get banned do I still have to contribute to aoshq-20 ?

Posted by: ting hung lo at July 21, 2016 08:08 PM (xZc4z)

120
Peter Thiel should be interesting
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 07:39 PM (6IPEM)
--------------------

That's what I'm watching for.

Posted by: iforgot at July 21, 2016 08:08 PM (5o5ek)

121 Woo Hoo! Screaming shouty black dude!
Only black men seem to be able to pull this off
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 08:05 PM (6IPEM)

****

Naahhh. Remember Sam Kinnison.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 21, 2016 08:08 PM (YLidQ)

122 >>>Final Debate Night: Peter Thiel, Ivanka Trump, Donald Trump

The Trumps vs. Thiel? Does seem quite fair. Unless Ivanka switches sides at the last minute. That would be unexpected, but should bring good ratings.


Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 21, 2016 08:08 PM (R+30W)

123

Maybe he'll come out with Rocky for real this time!

Trump and Rocky with Boxing gloves.

Or a dummy of Hillary. LOL

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:08 PM (qCMvj)

124 Link?
Posted by: tbodie at July 21, 2016 08:05 PM (xkaSw)


Link is in my name.

Posted by: Phil at July 21, 2016 08:08 PM (G1xDw)

125 If he's preaching poverty = crime, he's lost me.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2016 08:08 PM (29KZY)

126 Wow. Shit show fight on O'Reilly

Posted by: ThunderB at July 21, 2016 08:09 PM (zOTsN)

127

He's awesome.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:09 PM (qCMvj)

128

Amen...amen

Feel the Power!


The Power

The Power


Posted by: Pick Baggerly at July 21, 2016 08:09 PM (7oN1i)

129 >>His entrance should be Liz Taylor as Cleopatra entering Rome in that epic movie.

Xerxes being carried on a huge thrown wearing nothing but a loin cloth.

Ok, maybe not the loin cloth.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2016 08:09 PM (/tuJf)

130 @publius - reading your commen further up thread- are you from League City? If not, crazy coincidences about small towns and bra shops.

Posted by: Shannon71 at July 21, 2016 08:09 PM (tQDj6)

131 Eh, I don't quite agree, pastor. Sorry.

Posted by: turambar at July 21, 2016 08:09 PM (ur33b)

132 I hope he doesn't talk like this all the time.

Posted by: freaked at July 21, 2016 08:09 PM (BO/km)

133 Go fourth and multiply.





I do my part.

Posted by: ting hung lo at July 21, 2016 08:09 PM (xZc4z)

134 Trump should enter in a howdah.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 21, 2016 08:09 PM (+wjl1)

135 125 If he's preaching poverty = crime, he's lost me.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2016 08:08 PM (29KZY)

It's the other way around.

Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2016 08:09 PM (7qAYi)

136

yellow, red... heh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:10 PM (qCMvj)

137 And of the Horde live in Denver? Considering a job in the mile high.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 08:10 PM (pUDQf)

138 I prefer 'Dirty Deeds'

Posted by: Hilary! at July 21, 2016 08:10 PM (RKwmm)

139
Shouty Black guys always start at maximum volume and stay there -- or get louder.

Posted by: iforgot at July 21, 2016 08:10 PM (5o5ek)

140 I'm watching CSPAN. Are any of the networks covering this guy?

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 08:10 PM (6IPEM)

141 132 "Yes, that's a Big Mac, fries and a Coke. Thank you!"

Posted by: turambar at July 21, 2016 08:10 PM (ur33b)

142 I can't imagine this guy at the dinner table: "PASS THE GRAAAAVEEEEE!!!!!"

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2016 08:10 PM (29KZY)

143 Is this Sinbad?

Posted by: Old Guy in the Third Row at July 21, 2016 08:10 PM (+wjl1)

144
Weeellllll...

you know you make me want to


SHOUT

kick your heels back and

SHOUT

Posted by: Pick Baggerly at July 21, 2016 08:10 PM (7oN1i)

145 His entrance should be Liz Taylor as Cleopatra entering Rome in that epic movie.

Xerxes being carried on a huge thrown wearing nothing but a loin cloth.

Ok, maybe not the loin cloth.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2016 08:09 PM (/tuJf)


ha!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:10 PM (qCMvj)

146 Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2016 08:08 PM (29KZY)

I think he is emphasizing the "hopeless" part more than poverty.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 21, 2016 08:11 PM (WVsWD)

147
Wow. Shit show fight on O'Reilly
Posted by: ThunderB at July 21, 2016 08:09 PM (zOTsN)
------------------

Over Cruz?

Posted by: iforgot at July 21, 2016 08:11 PM (5o5ek)

148 I can't imagine this guy at the dinner table: "PASS THE GRAAAAVEEEEE!!!!!"
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2016 08:10 PM (29KZY)


I lol'd

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:11 PM (qCMvj)

149 142 "YES I WANT SOME ICED TEA!!"

Posted by: turambar at July 21, 2016 08:11 PM (ur33b)

150 135 125 If he's preaching poverty = crime, he's lost me.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2016 08:08 PM (29KZY)
It's the other way around.
Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2016 08:09 PM (7qAYi)


Yup.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2016 08:11 PM (29KZY)

151 142
I can't imagine this guy at the dinner table: "PASS THE GRAAAAVEEEEE!!!!!"


Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2016 08:10 PM (29KZY)

I would so want be his friend if he talked like this all the time!
Has ANYONE seen my CAR KEYS!!!!!!!!???? SHOUT KEYS WITH ME!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 08:11 PM (pUDQf)

152 I want to hear the daughter

Posted by: ThunderB at July 21, 2016 08:11 PM (zOTsN)

153 I'm watching CSPAN. Are any of the networks covering this guy?
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 08:10 PM (6IPEM)


I'm online

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:11 PM (qCMvj)

154 LARRY!!!

Posted by: Joe at July 21, 2016 08:12 PM (7qAYi)

155 Ooh, Bob Woodward is going to grade the convention. Let me guess, Bob, F?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 21, 2016 08:12 PM (kTF2Z)

156 Herman Cain he aint.

Posted by: freaked at July 21, 2016 08:12 PM (BO/km)

157 Yup. Over Cruz

Posted by: ThunderB at July 21, 2016 08:12 PM (zOTsN)

158 I would so want be his friend if he talked like this all the time!
Has ANYONE seen my CAR KEYS!!!!!!!!???? SHOUT KEYS WITH ME!!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 08:11 PM (pUDQf)


I'd want to bring him with me to my ultra leftie judgmental smug inlaws.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:12 PM (qCMvj)

159 Hey GOP, hope you enjoy your 30 pieces of silver.

Posted by: Josh at July 21, 2016 08:12 PM (G/pqk)

160 Coronary alert. Get the pads warmed up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 08:12 PM (pUDQf)

161 Fran Tarkenton, the man who failed in 4 Super Bowls.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2016 08:12 PM (29KZY)

162 Oh, OK. Now I see why the health thread got so slow.

Funny how no one down there has said "nood".

Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2016 08:13 PM (sdi6R)

163 I'm online
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:11 PM (qCMvj)

*****

The CSPAN Radio app will not run for more than a minute when minimized on a tablet. Pissing me right off.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 21, 2016 08:13 PM (YLidQ)

164 TRUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPP!

Did he just fucking moonwalk?????

Awesomesauce.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 08:13 PM (pUDQf)

165 Fran's a nice guy and all...but, has he ever been anything but a time filler?

Posted by: Phil at July 21, 2016 08:13 PM (G1xDw)

166 >>>> And of the Horde live in Denver? Considering a job in the mile high.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 08:10 PM (pUDQf)
-----
Most of the CO Morons are pretty spread across the state. I think Colorado Alex is in Denver. Good luck with the job. It's a beautiful state. Denver is deep into weed culture and polluted with hipster douchebags

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 08:13 PM (6IPEM)

167 The Pastor was great. Wonder if he would officiate our Church?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 21, 2016 08:13 PM (WVsWD)

168

jock segment

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:14 PM (qCMvj)

169 That speech, given by anyone other then Donald, would have the Wicked Witch of the Northeast on the run.

Posted by: VULaw2003 at July 21, 2016 08:14 PM (Vo/pi)

170 I rotate between three different feeling about Trump:

1.) He's a deeply embarrassing and physically repulsive man

2.) He seems to have a no-nonsense common sense view on things, calls bullshit on bullshit and is sorta ruggedly handsome from certain angles

3.) He appears to be some kind of master manipulator wizard with a supernatural control over the media that really almost creeps me out



Posted by: Max Power at July 21, 2016 08:14 PM (q177U)

171 Fran Tarkenton, the man who failed in 4 Super Bowls.



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It's a sign
---Stilgar, 'Children of Dune'

Posted by: Pick Baggerly at July 21, 2016 08:14 PM (7oN1i)

172 Fran's a nice guy and all...but, has he ever been anything but a time filler?
Posted by: Phil at July 21, 2016 08:13 PM (G1xDw)


started out with an old joke...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:14 PM (qCMvj)

173 161 Fran Tarkenton, the man who failed in 4 Super Bowls.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2016 08:12 PM (29KZY)

Then he makes up for the absence of Mitt Romney.

Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2016 08:14 PM (7qAYi)

174 161 Fran Tarkenton, the man who failed in 4 Super Bowls.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2016 08:12 PM
---------------------
He's there?
Is he scrambling?!?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 21, 2016 08:14 PM (T/5A0)

175 166
>>>> And of the Horde live in Denver? Considering a job in the mile high.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 08:10 PM (pUDQf)

-----

Most of the CO Morons are pretty spread across the state. I think
Colorado Alex is in Denver. Good luck with the job. It's a beautiful
state. Denver is deep into weed culture and polluted with hipster
douchebags

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 08:13 PM (6IPEM)

Man buns? Eeesh...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 08:15 PM (pUDQf)

176 Fuck them anyway.
Posted by: Patrick Henry at July 21, 2016 07:45 PM (cmmpQ)

Fuck them IN PARTICULAR

Posted by: Max Power at July 21, 2016 08:15 PM (q177U)

177 Hey all.

Just read the speech. The delivery is at least half the battle, but I like the text.

I AM YOUR VOICE is a brilliant refrain, but I thought he should have it in there one or two more times. Maybe he'll ad lib it in more.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 21, 2016 08:15 PM (WlGX+)

178 I just found out the pastor and his church is only about 30 minutes from me. Come Sunday morning, I think I'll open my front door and listen to his sermon.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 21, 2016 08:15 PM (+FSld)

179 >>Fran's a nice guy and all...but, has he ever been anything but a time filler?

A few job ago, my company brought him to a meeting as a motivational speaker. Surprisingly, he was pretty good.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2016 08:15 PM (/tuJf)

180 From loud fat black dude to skinny white old dude. Now that'she what I call diverse

Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at July 21, 2016 08:15 PM (jGqoT)

181 Well in news across the pond, Theresa May, who I initially had misgivings about has appointed Boris Johnson to be foreign secretary and has said she will shutdown or substantially cut back climate change initiatives of the Cameron administration saying, "I want to see an energy policy that emphasises the reliability of supply and lower costs for users."

Well at least that's something to be cheery about.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2016 08:16 PM (7C/kB)

182 Fran getting a bit feisty, eh?

Posted by: turambar at July 21, 2016 08:16 PM (ur33b)

183 Hey, don't piss on Fran Tarkenton.

He was the cornerstone of Real People.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 21, 2016 08:16 PM (VY8H5)

184 I just found out the pastor and his church is only about 30 minutes from me. Come Sunday morning, I think I'll open my front door and listen to his sermon.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 21, 2016 08:15 PM (+FSld)


I'd go see a sermon.

So fun.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:16 PM (qCMvj)

185 Fran dropping truth bombs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 08:16 PM (pUDQf)

186 I think I'll open my front door and listen to his sermon.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 21, 2016 08:15 PM (+FSld)

Ok, now that was snarky.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 21, 2016 08:17 PM (WVsWD)

187 Fran, may be a Georgia Dawg, but he is rockin tonight!

Posted by: Patrick Henry at July 21, 2016 08:17 PM (cmmpQ)

188 Hey, don't piss on Fran Tarkenton.

He was the cornerstone of Real People.

--

Yeah, I don't get the Fran hate. :/

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 21, 2016 08:18 PM (+FSld)

189 Nick Saban? Ugh, no.

Posted by: turambar at July 21, 2016 08:18 PM (ur33b)

190 Fran is doing pretty well. He seems pretty skilled with the use of the teleprompter.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 08:18 PM (6IPEM)

191 A few job ago, my company brought him to a meeting as a motivational speaker. Surprisingly, he was pretty good.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2016 08:15 PM (/tuJf)

******

He is a very good speaker and a very successful businessman.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 21, 2016 08:18 PM (YLidQ)

192 Fran's a nice guy and all...but, has he ever been anything but a time filler?
Posted by: Phil at July 21, 2016 08:13 PM (G1xDw)

He's charming, and he's not a commie. Nowadays I set a low bar, lol.

I'm looking forward to Thiel, and even though I don't like Trump, I hope Trump gives a good speech and has a great time.

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 21, 2016 08:18 PM (ozZau)

193 Mitt wishes he could be Fran.

Posted by: Golfman at July 21, 2016 08:18 PM (48QDY)

194

Short speech.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:18 PM (qCMvj)

195 60 Here's hoping Trump can deliver an adequate speech and put this depressing ass convention to sleep and start the process of beating the shit out of that criminal cunt bitch.

Hillary Clinton cannot be allowed to be President of the United States.

NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BENGHAZI!

Christopher Stevens
Sean Smith
Glen Doherty
Tyrone Woods

RIP


Posted by: Kreplach

I watched a lot and think its quite good. Cruz united the party nicely, like no one else could.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 21, 2016 08:18 PM (QdAXQ)

196 I'm watching CBS streaming. They're talking over Tarkenton. Got to find a better feed.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 21, 2016 08:19 PM (WlGX+)

197 Fran the Man

Posted by: ThunderB at July 21, 2016 08:19 PM (zOTsN)

198 190
Fran is doing pretty well. He seems pretty skilled with the use of the teleprompter.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 08:18 PM (6IPEM)

Point taken.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 08:19 PM (pUDQf)

199

Brock Mealer?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:19 PM (qCMvj)

200 Fran Tarkenton, the man who failed in 4 Super Bowls.///

For a 70s vintage NFL QB to now have a net worth of $40 million is pretty impressive.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 21, 2016 08:19 PM (mRvs9)

201 Yeah, I don't get the Fran hate. :/

-----

Sorry, it wasn't hate from me.

I was born a skeptic.

Rah, Rah doesn't work for me.

Posted by: Pick Baggerly at July 21, 2016 08:19 PM (7oN1i)

202 Now for something completely different.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 21, 2016 08:19 PM (yNyJy)

203 Fran did well once he got going. I've heard he is a pretty good speaker from those who have heard him.

Posted by: turambar at July 21, 2016 08:20 PM (ur33b)

204 Wow. Shit show fight on O'Reilly

Posted by: ThunderB at July 21, 2016 08:09 PM (zOTsN)

------------------



Over Cruz?

Posted by: iforgot at July 21, 2016 08:11 PM (5o5ek)

No, over Macho Grande. I will never get over Macho Grande.

Posted by: Ted Striker at July 21, 2016 08:20 PM (JO9+V)

205 @124: thanks Phil.

Posted by: tbodie at July 21, 2016 08:20 PM (xkaSw)

206

Oh, still jock segment?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:21 PM (qCMvj)

207

Wolverines!

Posted by: Pick Baggerly at July 21, 2016 08:21 PM (7oN1i)

208 Given the state of the Viking's offensive line back in the day, Tarkenton surviving four superbowls is a freakin' miracle.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at July 21, 2016 08:21 PM (tEDMc)

209 Wow. Shit show fight on O'Reilly

Posted by: ThunderB at July 21, 2016 08:09 PM (zOTsN)


I recorded it, might watch tomorrow. I hate that they don't have the convention on full stream.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:21 PM (qCMvj)

210 Rah, Rah doesn't work for me.

Posted by: Pick Baggerly/i]

I feel ya'.

Posted by: Stikken Inyermom at July 21, 2016 08:21 PM (VY8H5)

211

Bobby Knight!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:22 PM (qCMvj)

212 Knew I liked this guy. Go Buckeyes!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 08:22 PM (pUDQf)

213 145 His entrance should be Liz Taylor as Cleopatra entering Rome in that epic movie.

Xerxes being carried on a huge thrown wearing nothing but a loin cloth.

Ok, maybe not the loin cloth.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2016 08:09 PM (/tuJf)

ha!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette

Milo on the Xerxesmobile.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 21, 2016 08:22 PM (QdAXQ)

214

WaPo sending out a hit book on Trump

Posted by: ThunderB at July 21, 2016 08:22 PM (zOTsN)

215

blip

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:22 PM (qCMvj)

216 I take that back. Fuck Michigan!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 08:22 PM (pUDQf)

217 Could we get some video of cheerleaders training camp?

Football starts with the Hall of Fame game what? 18 days from now?

Posted by: Who wants to see some elbows? at July 21, 2016 08:22 PM (6Ll1u)

218 This is like a less-ghey Espys.

Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2016 08:22 PM (7qAYi)

219 No, over Macho Grande. I will never get over Macho Grande.
Posted by: Ted Striker at July 21, 2016 08:20 PM (JO9+V)
LMAO:-)

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 21, 2016 08:23 PM (yNyJy)

220 Waaaay back when, Mr. DeVille had a video about early Superbowls, of which I knew nothing. He told me Fran Tarkenton was a woman, the only woman to ever play in a Superbowl.
And I believed him.

Okay, not for long, but I believed him.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 21, 2016 08:23 PM (T/5A0)

221 196 I'm watching CBS streaming. They're talking over Tarkenton. Got to find a better feed.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 21, 2016 08:19 PM (WlGX+)

++++

C-SPAN has none of that.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 21, 2016 08:23 PM (R+30W)

222 https://youtu.be/EW4hNlL9qdA

RNC live feed. No commercials so far.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 21, 2016 08:23 PM (WVsWD)

223 There are a lot of cougars at this elephant show.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2016 08:24 PM (/tuJf)

224 Ok...short and weird.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 08:24 PM (pUDQf)

225 I'm watching CBS streaming. They're talking over Tarkenton. Got to find a better feed.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 21, 2016 08:19 PM (WlGX+)

++++

C-SPAN has none of that.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 21, 2016 08:23 PM (R+30W)


I use twitch.

https://www.twitch.tv/gopconvention

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:24 PM (qCMvj)

226

C-SPAN radio feed from iTunes.

Posted by: Pick Baggerly at July 21, 2016 08:24 PM (7oN1i)

227 >> are you from League City? If not, crazy coincidences about small
>> towns and bra shops.

Coincidence. The little town is Simpsonville SC, just south of Greenville. And it's not so little any more, really.

I'm sure "fitting specialists" is some fairly common advertising phrase, with a lot of such shops using it.

The benefit of a small shop vs some big box or some other is the "hands on", pun intended, approach, trying to do custom fitting and things like that.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 21, 2016 08:24 PM (DW+jj)

228 He told me Fran Tarkenton was a woman, the only woman to ever play in a Superbowl.
And I believed him.

Okay, not for long, but I believed him.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille


Thread winner

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 21, 2016 08:24 PM (VY8H5)

229 I wouldn't begin to watch any of this on the network stations. Screw them. I could care less what they say. Watching C-Span.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 21, 2016 08:24 PM (+FSld)

230 204 Wow. Shit show fight on O'Reilly Posted by: ThunderB at July 21, 2016 08:09 PM (zOTsN) ------------------ Over Cruz? Posted by: iforgot at July 21, 2016 08:11 PM (5o5ek) No, over Macho Grande. I will never get over Macho Grande.
Posted by: Ted Striker at July 21, 2016 08:20 PM (JO9+V) Can't stop laughing. Thanks for that!!

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at July 21, 2016 08:25 PM (22uju)

231 Milo could be his head "slave boy". I'm sure Milo would relish that role for "Daddy" as he calls Trump.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 21, 2016 08:25 PM (DW+jj)

232 The bleached blondes seem to be over represented in the crowd.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 08:25 PM (6IPEM)

233 Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 08:10 PM (pUDQf)

Been here about a year. Whacha looking for?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 21, 2016 08:25 PM (DIhU5)

234

I'm going to be negative Nellie. Not a big fan of their music choices. I like country, but ...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:26 PM (qCMvj)

235 CSpan. No yacky yack, don't talk back.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 21, 2016 08:27 PM (yNyJy)

236 Coincidence. The little town is Simpsonville SC, just south of Greenville.

--

Publius, you're in Simpsonville? I'm just down the road from you in the Duncan/Moore area. Old Sailor's Poet used to be in your neck of the woods, but I haven't seen him post in a long while.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 21, 2016 08:27 PM (+FSld)

237 233
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 08:10 PM (pUDQf)



Been here about a year. Whacha looking for?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 21, 2016 08:25 PM (DIhU5)

I guess general state of Denver proper. On the way up? Down? I know housing prices are headed off the charts. How's traffic? How many man buns are in Denver proper? Is the state overrun with tokers and jokers? Taxes?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 08:27 PM (pUDQf)

238 C-SPAN has none of that.

Much better.

The RNC feed on you tube is overdubbing some horrific dance music over the actual music being played. Licensing issues I guess. Right Side Broadcasting did the same with all the Trump rallies on youtube.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 21, 2016 08:27 PM (WlGX+)

239 Needs more cowbell.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 21, 2016 08:27 PM (97XyN)

240 Old Sailor's Poet used to be in your neck of the woods, but I haven't seen him post in a long while.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 21, 2016 08:27 PM (+FSld)


he's busy writing a million books and winning awards

so happy for him

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:28 PM (qCMvj)

241 The bleached blondes seem to be over represented in the crowd.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 08:25 PM (6IPEM)

Unpossible.

Posted by: tbodie at July 21, 2016 08:28 PM (xkaSw)

242 If you have Roku, the FoxNews app is streaming uninterrupted.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 08:28 PM (pUDQf)

243 I am not digging this music, sorry. More of a rock kinda guy.

Posted by: turambar at July 21, 2016 08:28 PM (ur33b)

244 Woo Hoo! Screaming shouty black dude!
Only black men seem to be able to pull this off

***

that and suits with contrasting vests.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 21, 2016 08:28 PM (SEXy3)

245 Not a big fan of their music choices.

--

Seriously, me too. I was really hating the music last night. It was all rednecks and pick up trucks. Ugh...

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 21, 2016 08:29 PM (+FSld)

246 Marsha Marsha Marsha

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 21, 2016 08:29 PM (WlGX+)

247 @publius- funny the way described it sounds just like a little shop in my Texas home town that opened on Main Street. Custom bras are big biz now apparently!

Posted by: Shannon71 at July 21, 2016 08:29 PM (tQDj6)

248 You want to go to hell? Huh, pig? You want to go to hell with me? It doesn't matter, does it? We are the hunters. We kill the weak so the strong survive. You can't stop the New World. Your filthy society will never get rid of people like us. It's breeding them! WE ARE THE FUTURE!

Posted by: Hillary! at July 21, 2016 08:29 PM (oBJsb)

249 I hope she doesn't say please clap.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2016 08:29 PM (/tuJf)

250 Ahhh, Marsha, I like her. She's got the district next to the one I used to live in. Plus, we have the same alma mater.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 21, 2016 08:30 PM (GUBah)

251 Seriously, me too. I was really hating the music last night. It was all rednecks and pick up trucks. Ugh...
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 21, 2016 08:29 PM (+FSld)


the left has a lock on all of it

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:30 PM (qCMvj)

252 "The bleached blondes seem to be over represented in the crowd.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 08:25 PM (6IPEM)

Unpossible."



Not seeing the problem here.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2016 08:30 PM (nK3L9)

253 Did he arrive riding a sandworm?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 21, 2016 08:30 PM (q6C1L)

254 Is the crowd awake? Dang, someone needs to plant a bunch of buzzers in their seats, ffs.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 21, 2016 08:31 PM (+FSld)

255 252 *high fives, nods in agreement* I see no issue. Play on.

Posted by: turambar at July 21, 2016 08:31 PM (ur33b)

256 Sigh!

Posted by: Hillary! at July 21, 2016 08:31 PM (oBJsb)

257 "The bleached blondes seem to be over represented in the crowd.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 08:25 PM (6IPEM)


Carpet match the drapes? Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2016 08:31 PM (7qAYi)

258 Just got the DVD series "The Expanse". Pretty good so far (I didn't like the book).

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 21, 2016 08:31 PM (6FqZa)

259 Still think Trump should have got his pal Dee Snider to do "We're Not Gonna Take It" at the convention.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 21, 2016 08:31 PM (WlGX+)

260 Hoping Fallin does better than Marsha.

Posted by: tbodie at July 21, 2016 08:31 PM (xkaSw)

261 Daniel Pipes, citizen of Poland, is no longer a Republican. Why don't the NeverTrumpers just come out and say, yes, all I care about is foreign policy, I never really cared about all that freedom and small government guff in the first place, just give me tanks in Tallinn and #Imwithher? All the high minded arguments against Trump are kind of silly: It's all about Tallinn.

Posted by: bjk at July 21, 2016 08:32 PM (x2rNW)

262

Are you better off now than you were eight years ago?

Oh, that would be plagiarism

still can't spell plagiarism

I will never be able to spell plagiarism

never... ever...

Posted by: Pick Baggerly at July 21, 2016 08:32 PM (7oN1i)

263 Ahhh, Marsha, I like her. She's got the district next to the one I used to live in. Plus, we have the same alma mater.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 21, 2016 08:30 PM (GUBah)


Marsha Blackburn has always been really solid.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 21, 2016 08:32 PM (zc3Db)

264 It doesn't matter how many bleach blondes are in the crowd when you are married and your catches you looking at one.

Not that I would want to.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 21, 2016 08:32 PM (WVsWD)

265

Not going to read it.

Excerpts from Donald Trump's RNC speech

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/excerpts-from-donald-trumps-rnc-speech/article/2597335

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:32 PM (qCMvj)

266 257
"The bleached blondes seem to be over represented in the crowd.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 08:25 PM (6IPEM)





Carpet match the drapes? Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2016 08:31 PM (7qAYi)



I think we've established this point is moot in the hardwood era.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 08:32 PM (pUDQf)

267 Ughh. This is not good.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 08:32 PM (6IPEM)

268 She's...not exactly riveting as a speaker.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 21, 2016 08:32 PM (WlGX+)

269 @33 If I had a rocket laucher...

Posted by: teh Wind at July 21, 2016 08:32 PM (up5+o)

270

Donald Trump has lived the American Dream.


Born rich, lived rich, got richer.

Poor Donald, he cain't hep it, he was born that way

Posted by: Pick Baggerly at July 21, 2016 08:33 PM (7oN1i)

271 I think we've established this point is moot in the hardwood era.

And that's when the fight started officer.

Posted by: tbodie at July 21, 2016 08:33 PM (xkaSw)

272 As long as we play by these bullshit rules and the killer doesn't, we're gonna lose!

Posted by: Cobra Trump at July 21, 2016 08:34 PM (oBJsb)

273 Missing word syndrome strikes again.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 21, 2016 08:34 PM (WVsWD)

274 Seriously, me too. I was really hating the music last night. It was all rednecks and pick up trucks. Ugh...

Andy Breitbart did have good taste in music, although I'm not sure how well Catherine Wheel would have worked for this crowd.

Except for "Eat My Dust You Insensitive F@$k", I suppose.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 21, 2016 08:34 PM (6FqZa)

275 Ok, just caught up on the news.. What was it that Rush said that twisted everyone's knickers?

Posted by: JarvisW at July 21, 2016 08:34 PM (R1ejq)

276 Is she jockeying for a cabinet spot? It sounds like she is to me.

Posted by: turambar at July 21, 2016 08:34 PM (ur33b)

277 "Seriously, me too. I was really hating the music last night. It was all rednecks and pick up trucks. Ugh..."


Except for the Soul Finger by the Bar-Kays.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2016 08:34 PM (nK3L9)

278 271
I think we've established this point is moot in the hardwood era.



And that's when the fight started officer.

Posted by: tbodie at July 21, 2016 08:33 PM (xkaSw)

Don't worry brother. I'm there with you. I prefer women look like women. Not saying we need the Amazon jungle going on, but a nice tight putting surface with a solid grain I can read.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 08:35 PM (pUDQf)

279 Damn, I used to listen to the Catherine Wheel all the time. The singer was Bruce Dickinson's brother or cousin or something?

Forgot all about them.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 21, 2016 08:35 PM (WlGX+)

280 *** looks at program ***

Is there a list of upcoming speakers?

**** goes to get a hot dog ****

Posted by: freaked at July 21, 2016 08:35 PM (BO/km)

281 Seriously, me too. I was really hating the music last night. It was all rednecks and pick up trucks. Ugh...

Andy Breitbart did have good taste in music, although I'm not sure how well Catherine Wheel would have worked for this crowd.

Except for "Eat My Dust You Insensitive F@$k", I suppose.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 21, 2016 08:34 PM (6FqZa)


Some Christian Rock groups are better than some of these bands. (to be honest, I don't even know who they are)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:36 PM (qCMvj)

282

All I know is, Trump talks around 10. At least that is what someone said.

I hate waiting.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:37 PM (qCMvj)

283
"Seriously, me too. I was really hating the music last night. It was all rednecks and pick up trucks. Ugh..."///

For live acts that's probably the only bands not afraid to play at the R convention.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 21, 2016 08:37 PM (mRvs9)

284 C'mon Mary, make us proud!

Posted by: tbodie at July 21, 2016 08:37 PM (xkaSw)

285
Andy Breitbart did have good taste in music, although I'm not sure how well Catherine Wheel would have worked for this crowd.

Except for "Eat My Dust You Insensitive F@$k", I suppose.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


First album = magnifico.

Second album = scullery mess.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 21, 2016 08:37 PM (VY8H5)

286
Daniel Pipes, citizen of Poland, is no longer a Republican.
-------------------

Of course. He has no kids, so the death of the public school system is immaterial. Black Lives Matter, Occupy, and other berserkers of American life are immaterial.

Posted by: iforgot at July 21, 2016 08:37 PM (5o5ek)

287 >> Publius, you're in Simpsonville?

Yep. Not in as in the town limits, but off in the country a bit, which is becoming less country.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 21, 2016 08:37 PM (DW+jj)

288 Ok, love the accent. Seriously .

Posted by: tbodie at July 21, 2016 08:37 PM (xkaSw)

289 Damn it, I missed the screaming, black pastor. This whole work thing is such a drag.

Posted by: IC at July 21, 2016 08:37 PM (a0IVu)

290 The third album was good. It has "Way Down" on it. Talk about a theme for this generation . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 21, 2016 08:38 PM (6FqZa)

291 And the rep from TN can't resist a gratuitous shot at me and people like me, right before trying to call for unity. Hurt feelings aren't leadership? Fuck you, too.

Damn it all to hell, you actually want me to vote for HER don't you?

Posted by: Sayyid at July 21, 2016 08:38 PM (dQrTa)

292 Newt needs to come out and save Marsha

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 08:38 PM (6IPEM)

293 @281

You and half of the nation my friend, me included

Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at July 21, 2016 08:38 PM (jGqoT)

294 Maybe this has been covered before but why isn't Palin speaking?

Liability?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 08:38 PM (pUDQf)

295 "The bleached blondes seem to be over represented in the crowd.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 08:25 PM (6IPEM)


It's true. There was an up & coming local band here in Philly - don't recall their name - that played the RNC that year. No one would book them after that.

Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2016 08:39 PM (7qAYi)

296 Maybe this has been covered before but why isn't Palin speaking?

Liability?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 08:38 PM (pUDQf)


dunno

I heard that she just couldn't make it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:39 PM (qCMvj)

297 Mary Fallin has had work done on her face

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 08:39 PM (6IPEM)

298 297
Mary Fallin has had work done on her face

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 08:39 PM (6IPEM)

Apparently the doctor needs glasses. At least on one eye.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 08:40 PM (pUDQf)

299 For live acts that's probably the only bands not afraid to play at the R convention.

--

Oh, I'm fully aware. Everyone else no doubt sent their cease and desists, and nobody came forward to offer to play. Icky, evil Republicans. Blech, phooey!

I shouldn't complain about it really, but I just hate the redneck/pickup truck association with the R party. Having that group last night sing those exact lyrics solidifies that stupid fallacy.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 21, 2016 08:40 PM (+FSld)

300 Yo, AlaBAMA! I live over in south Metro Denver. Housing is way overpriced and the better jobs are in IT. First chance I get, we're out of here!

Posted by: scrood at July 21, 2016 08:40 PM (3b9U4)

301 Donald Trump has lived the American Dream.
Born rich, lived rich, got richer.
Poor Donald, he cain't hep it, he was born that way
Posted by: Pick Baggerly at July 21, 2016 08:33 PM (7oN1i)

Poor Hillary has lived the American Gangster Dream. Born rich, killed a lot of people, got richer.
She cain't help it, she was born that way.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 21, 2016 08:41 PM (ej1L0)

302 "speaks truth to power" ...

I fvcking hate that line.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 21, 2016 08:41 PM (zc3Db)

303 Catherine Wheel's second album should have been what Sunnyday Real Estate put out as their first.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 21, 2016 08:41 PM (VY8H5)

304 "Not saying we need the Amazon jungle going on, but a nice tight putting surface with a solid grain I can read. "



Got nothing wrong with that. Hardwood is a little over-hyped.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2016 08:41 PM (nK3L9)

305 298 I kept looking at her thinking "Something don't look right here".

Posted by: turambar at July 21, 2016 08:41 PM (ur33b)

306 Newt needs to come out and save Marsha

--

Newt just needs to take over this whole damned thing until Ivanka comes out.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 21, 2016 08:41 PM (+FSld)

307 300
Yo, AlaBAMA! I live over in south Metro Denver. Housing is way
overpriced and the better jobs are in IT. First chance I get, we're out
of here!


Posted by: scrood at July 21, 2016 08:40 PM (3b9U4)

Thanks! I work in IT, so that's a big selling point but I know I'm in for a shock comparing housing prices in the south to prices in Colorado. Mansion here is a 2 bedroom in Denver.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 08:42 PM (pUDQf)

308 I shouldn't complain about it really, but I just hate the redneck/pickup truck association with the R party. Having that group last night sing those exact lyrics solidifies that stupid fallacy.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 21, 2016 08:40 PM (+FSld)


yep

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:42 PM (qCMvj)

309 Palin is a liability. She resembles too much a liberal's idea of a conservative, and energizes them like a Starbucks double shot.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 21, 2016 08:42 PM (q6C1L)

310 Was it Newt that told the teleprompter guy to speed it up?


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 21, 2016 08:42 PM (4+VII)

311 I live in socal, there's a magnet here that attracts bottle blondes from everywhere. What was I saying again?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 21, 2016 08:42 PM (6Ll1u)

312 Yeah this lady speaking right now really sucks. Quit bringing us down bizzo.

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 21, 2016 08:42 PM (hsBs+)

313 297 Mary Fallin has had work done on her face
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 08:39 PM (6IPEM)

A little, yeah.

Posted by: John Kerry at July 21, 2016 08:42 PM (7qAYi)

314 If you're interested in listening to the event radio it's at this address. Interesting stuff on there.

http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/23204/web

Posted by: Vodka 4 the win at July 21, 2016 08:43 PM (6ZQK1)

315
I'm actually looking forward to Ivankas speech. I admire her

Posted by: ThunderB at July 21, 2016 08:43 PM (zOTsN)

316 She needs to stop with the pauses waiting for applause after she delivers her power lines.

Women just can't talk at that kind of shouty level without sounding like every man's ex.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 08:43 PM (6IPEM)

317 Palin is a liability. She resembles too much a liberal's idea of a conservative, and energizes them like a Starbucks double shot.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 21, 2016 08:42 PM (q6C1L)


the media would make her the story

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:43 PM (qCMvj)

318 Crickets... All I hear when this lady pauses.

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 21, 2016 08:43 PM (hsBs+)

319 309
Palin is a liability. She resembles too much a liberal's idea of a
conservative, and energizes them like a Starbucks double shot.


Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 21, 2016 08:42 PM (q6C1L)

See, I think that would be right from the Trump playbook.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 08:43 PM (pUDQf)

320

buh bye

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:43 PM (qCMvj)

321 301 Hairyback Guy

I have lived the American life

Born a badass, lived like a badass, and there is no level beyond that of my bad-assery

Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at July 21, 2016 08:43 PM (jGqoT)

322

Korean Americans For Trump

o_0

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:44 PM (qCMvj)

323 Mary Fallin needed a lozenge.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 21, 2016 08:44 PM (+FSld)

324 Ok, not embarrassing. Coulda been better.

Posted by: tbodie at July 21, 2016 08:44 PM (xkaSw)

325 Daniel Pipes, citizen of Poland, is no longer a Republican. Why don't the NeverTrumpers just come out and say, yes, all I care about is foreign policy, I never really cared about all that freedom and small government guff in the first place, just give me tanks in Tallinn and #Imwithher? All the high minded arguments against Trump are kind of silly: It's all about Tallinn.

You have to admit that it would be kind of nice if Trump had a foreign policy, though.

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 21, 2016 08:44 PM (bZ7mE)

326 I liked it better when it said "Final Debate Night"

Like a multi-layered joke.


I hope this night ends on a high note. That's not asking too much.

Fuck you. It's not.

Posted by: CJ at July 21, 2016 08:44 PM (UjWEn)

327
Jimmy Two-Times suffered from Echolalia.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 21, 2016 08:44 PM (iQIUe)

328 If she runs away within a year, they'll send you another at no charge.

Posted by: John Kerry at July 21, 2016 08:44 PM (7qAYi)

329 Political hacks are a special breed of people.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 21, 2016 08:45 PM (R+30W)

330 This Shin girl has a little more of the right level of enthusiasm.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 21, 2016 08:45 PM (zc3Db)

331

What this country needs is more Korean Optimists.

Posted by: Pick Baggerly at July 21, 2016 08:45 PM (7oN1i)

332 "Korean Americans For Trump "



If the Rooftop Koreans are for him, I am too.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2016 08:46 PM (nK3L9)

333 Pretty sure Gov. Fallin just gave up. And I'm ok with that.

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 21, 2016 08:46 PM (hsBs+)

334 Speaking of Idiocracy and Pokemon, I heard something on the radio that just floored me. A power company (didn't hear if it was Duke or was it somewhere out of their sphere, or I can't remember) was having to warn people not to chase Pokemon "prizes" in......substations.

You would think that would be obvious....but no, they have to warn, "No, kiddies, substations are very, very dangerous. Do not come near substations, nor climb the fence to come in and catch a Pokemon".

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 21, 2016 08:46 PM (DW+jj)

335 Of course the doc has to be an Asian

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 08:46 PM (6IPEM)

336 331

What this country needs is more Korean Optimists.
Posted by: Pick Baggerly at July 21, 2016 08:45 PM (7oN1i)

And rooftop Koreans.

Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2016 08:46 PM (7qAYi)

337 Korean American, one of the 'ettes here put me onto a Cajun BBQ place run by a Korean American.

THANKS!

Posted by: tbodie at July 21, 2016 08:46 PM (xkaSw)

338 Finally, calling out Cankles. FINALLY.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 21, 2016 08:46 PM (+FSld)

339 Who's talking now?

Posted by: @votermom at July 21, 2016 08:47 PM (7lVbc)

340 Roof-top Koreans for Trump!

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 21, 2016 08:47 PM (4+VII)

341 She flips back between sweet and really mad. It's cute.

Posted by: freaked at July 21, 2016 08:47 PM (BO/km)

342 Fake doctor. I don't think optometrists have to go to mad school. She's cute though. She wears that dress well

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 08:47 PM (6IPEM)

343 She needs to stop with the pauses waiting for applause after she delivers her power lines.

Women just can't talk at that kind of shouty level without sounding like every man's ex.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 08:43 PM (6IPEM)

****

I was just going to post about this. Women seem to have a tough time not sounding shrill when emphasizing a point, without a lot of experience. Laura Ingraham did it, but she speaks very often.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 21, 2016 08:47 PM (YLidQ)

344 337
Korean American, one of the 'ettes here put me onto a Cajun BBQ place run by a Korean American.



THANKS!

Posted by: tbodie at July 21, 2016 08:46 PM (xkaSw)

That's some good stuff right there. As long as the cat was de-haired first.

I'll see myself out.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 08:47 PM (pUDQf)

345

She's direct. Nice.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:47 PM (qCMvj)

346 South Korean is bringing it against Clinton. Love it. Seriously this is what everyone wants. 24/7 destroy Hillary.

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 21, 2016 08:48 PM (hsBs+)

347 AlaBAMA: There seems to be a lot more apartments being built in my area (Meridian/Lone Tree), which is a great location relative to the IT jobs in DTC area. Just look for the intersection of 25 and 470.

Posted by: scrood at July 21, 2016 08:48 PM (3b9U4)

348 I was just going to post about this. Women seem to have a tough time not sounding shrill when emphasizing a point, without a lot of experience. Laura Ingraham did it, but she speaks very often.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 21, 2016 08:47 PM (YLidQ)


Because Laura's voice is low.

Sounds shrill with the higher pitched voices. Palin got pummeled from that too.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:48 PM (qCMvj)

349 I feel like I need a smoke and I don't smoke....no idea who this lady is but I like her.

Posted by: turambar at July 21, 2016 08:49 PM (ur33b)

350 >>Fake doctor. I don't think optometrists have to go to mad school

I think she did ace's eye surgery.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2016 08:49 PM (/tuJf)

351 Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 08:47 PM (pUDQf)

LOL.

Posted by: tbodie at July 21, 2016 08:49 PM (xkaSw)

352 Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 21, 2016 08:46 PM (DW+jj)




They had to issue a similar warning at Joint Base Lewis-McChord in Washington state, telling service members not to chase Pokemon into restricted areas.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 21, 2016 08:49 PM (GUBah)

353 Short and sweet. With a side of spicy.

They should limit all of the speechs to three minutes. Spit it out and get it over with.

Posted by: freaked at July 21, 2016 08:50 PM (BO/km)

354 "I'll see myself out."



That's like the second time today.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2016 08:50 PM (nK3L9)

355

Oh yeah, this reminds me of how much "sad story" crap the Dem convention shows.

One after the other.

heart strings, guilt, vote for me, I care

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:50 PM (qCMvj)

356 What will be tomorrows manufactured media outrage be that we will have to listen to all weekend.

Posted by: Vodka 4 the win at July 21, 2016 08:50 PM (6ZQK1)

357 347
AlaBAMA: There seems to be a lot more apartments being built in my area
(Meridian/Lone Tree), which is a great location relative to the IT jobs
in DTC area. Just look for the intersection of 25 and 470.


Posted by: scrood at July 21, 2016 08:48 PM (3b9U4)

Noted and thank you!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 08:50 PM (pUDQf)

358 >>>>>> I think she did ace's eye surgery.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2016 08:49 PM (/tuJf)
------
Hahahaha! Her or the doc that did Mary Fallins plastic surgery

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 08:50 PM (6IPEM)

359 If the Rooftop Koreans are for him, I am too.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2016 08:46 PM (nK3L9)

Well, I don't think they will be showing up at any BLM rallies.

Posted by: Max Power at July 21, 2016 08:50 PM (q177U)

360
So you DO you pronounce "Reince"?

Posted by: iforgot at July 21, 2016 08:51 PM (5o5ek)

361
So you DO you pronounce "Reince"?
Posted by: iforgot at July 21, 2016 08:51 PM (5o5ek)
---------------

So how...

Posted by: iforgot at July 21, 2016 08:51 PM (5o5ek)

362 I think she did ace's eye surgery.

--

I thought it was Theodoric of York, medieval optometrist.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 21, 2016 08:51 PM (+FSld)

363 how about "Beat on the Brat" by the Ramones for Trump's campaign song?


Posted by: redc1c4 at July 21, 2016 08:51 PM (wIatL)

364 Hey that guy in the band is from the SNL band. Cool.

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 21, 2016 08:51 PM (Dc/ui)

365 Laura Ingraham did it, but she speaks very often.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 21, 2016 08:47 PM (YLidQ)

Don't they all.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 21, 2016 08:51 PM (kKHcp)

366 I'm gonna watch "Ow! My Balls!"

Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2016 08:51 PM (7qAYi)

367 I thought "Catherine Wheel" was a David Byrne album.

Pretty good, as I recall.

Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2016 08:51 PM (sdi6R)

368 They had to issue a similar warning at Joint Base Lewis-McChord in Washington state, telling service members not to chase Pokemon into restricted areas.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 21, 2016 08:49 PM (GUBah)


The Foundry Intelligence Training Center on Fort Carson has one right outside the gate.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 21, 2016 08:52 PM (fC9RO)

369 How many more speakers before my idol Ivanka?

Posted by: @votermom at July 21, 2016 08:52 PM (7lVbc)

370 Koreans don't generally eat cat. They eat dog. But not in Seoul, it is banned there.

(Now, you want cat you go to Viet Nam, I am told.)

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2016 08:52 PM (ry34m)

371 So you DO you pronounce "Reince"?
---
RINO Fucktard

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 21, 2016 08:52 PM (wIatL)

372 Hey that guy in the band is from the SNL band. Cool.

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 21, 2016 08:51 PM (Dc/ui)


I thought it was the whole SNL band playing the Convention.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 21, 2016 08:52 PM (zc3Db)

373 354
"I'll see myself out."







That's like the second time today.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2016 08:50 PM (nK3L9)


I know, I know. Just wait till I start denouncing myself.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 08:52 PM (pUDQf)

374
So you DO you pronounce "Reince"?
Posted by: iforgot at July 21, 2016 08:51 PM (5o5ek)

http://www.misspronouncer.com/miscellaneous/audio/priebus_reince.mp3

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:52 PM (qCMvj)

375 358 >>>>>> I think she did ace's eye surgery.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2016 08:49 PM (/tuJf)
------
Hahahaha! Her or the doc that did Mary Fallins plastic surgery
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 08:50 PM (6IPEM)

Hi, everybody!

Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviera at July 21, 2016 08:53 PM (7qAYi)

376 "Well, I don't think they will be showing up at any BLM rallies."


I don't either. But will BLM rallies be showing up at their place?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2016 08:53 PM (nK3L9)

377 360


So you DO you pronounce "Reince"?

Posted by: iforgot at July 21, 2016 08:51 PM (5o5ek)

Reince and spit, unless you are swallowing.

Posted by: Ian Galt at July 21, 2016 08:53 PM (8iiMU)

378
Women just can't talk at that kind of shouty level without sounding like every man's ex.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 08:43 PM (6IPEM)

****

I was just going to post about this. Women seem to have a tough time not sounding shrill when emphasizing a point, without a lot of experience. Laura Ingraham did it, but she speaks very often.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 21, 2016 08:47 PM (YLidQ)

True, plus I think it's hard for anyone to walk the line between rousing a stadium audience and not coming off strident to the folks at home. For example, Giuliani can be a very good speaker, but I thought he started out too hot the other night and stayed that way.

I'm certainly no expert, but you have to vary your inflection.

Palin gave perhaps the best speech in decades of conventions, but the crowd was already hopped up for her too. She didn't have to rev them up.

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 21, 2016 08:53 PM (ozZau)

379 G.E. Smith used to be married to Gilda Radner.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 21, 2016 08:53 PM (+FSld)

380 GE Smith!

Guess he don't need a check from SNL anymore lol

Posted by: JarvisW at July 21, 2016 08:53 PM (R1ejq)

381 "I worked so hard."

"It's not how hard you work. It's what to get accomplished."

Two kinds of people in the world. Those that say the first statement and think that is sufficient.

Then the others.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 21, 2016 08:53 PM (4+VII)

382 How many more speakers before my idol Ivanka?



Scheduled to into Donald around 10pm EDT ish..

Posted by: Pick Baggerly at July 21, 2016 08:53 PM (7oN1i)

383 Because Laura's voice is low.

Sounds shrill with the higher pitched voices. Palin got pummeled from that too.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:48 PM (qCMvj)


Maybe I should become an orator.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 21, 2016 08:53 PM (DD1Pp)

384 Laura Ingraham did it, but she speaks very often.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 21, 2016 08:47 PM (YLidQ)

Don't they all.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 21, 2016 08:51 PM (kKHcp)

*****

Yes, yes they do.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 21, 2016 08:53 PM (YLidQ)

385

intro


intro... I typed intro, I swear.....intro damn cheap Walmart keyboard.

Posted by: Pick Baggerly at July 21, 2016 08:54 PM (7oN1i)

386 The G.E. Smith Band also played at last year's RNC.

Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2016 08:54 PM (7qAYi)

387 The Foundry Intelligence Training Center on Fort Carson has one right outside the gate.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 21, 2016 08:52 PM (fC9RO)


Doesn't surprise me, the damn thing is tailor-made for ground-level imagery reconnaissance.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 21, 2016 08:54 PM (GUBah)

388 I thought it was the whole SNL band playing the Convention.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 21, 2016 08:52 PM (zc3Db)

Yes, it's the GE Smith band, and I think it has been most days or maybe the whole time.

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 21, 2016 08:54 PM (ozZau)

389 So you DO you pronounce "Reince"?
---
RINO Fucktard
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 21, 2016 08:52 PM (wIatL)

Yup...what kind of a name is "Reince" anyways?

Sounds like some kinda stupid, idiotic jerk.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 21, 2016 08:54 PM (ej1L0)

390

Rinse Pubes intros Thiel next

Posted by: Pick Baggerly at July 21, 2016 08:54 PM (7oN1i)

391 367 I thought "Catherine Wheel" was a David Byrne album.

I grabbed a copy of that for a buck in a used bin, back when there were record stores!

Lots of cool stuff on it but since it's a stage soundtrack there's a lot of interstitial stuff too. Adrian Belew plays on parts of it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 21, 2016 08:55 PM (WlGX+)

392 Scheduled to into Donald around 10pm EDT ish..
Posted by: Pick Baggerly at July 21, 2016 08:53 PM (7oN1i)

I guess I better do the dishes first.
Possibly a load of laundry.

Posted by: @votermom at July 21, 2016 08:55 PM (7lVbc)

393 Incendiary rumor: John Boehner will make a speech tonight attacking Ted Cruz.

I hope you're wearing asbestos underwear because, if that's true, it's gonna be a hot time in the old town tonight.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 21, 2016 08:55 PM (Nwg0u)

394 Heh. Donald Trump for President ads are appearing on the main page.

Posted by: buzzion at July 21, 2016 08:55 PM (z/Ubi)

395 G. E. Smith played in Bob Dylan's band for a couple of years in the late 80s.

I knew a guy who met him once but thought he was a bit of a dick.

Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2016 08:56 PM (sdi6R)

396 "I worked so hard."

"It's not how hard you work. It's what to get accomplished."

Two kinds of people in the world. Those that say the first statement and think that is sufficient.

Then the others.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 21, 2016 08:53 PM (4+VII)

****

Yep. I'm a Sales Manager. My people all know results are what counts. I don't care if they work one hour a day as long as marks are hit. No points for "trying".

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 21, 2016 08:56 PM (YLidQ)

397 383 How many more speakers before my idol Ivanka?



Scheduled to into Donald around 10pm EDT ish..
Posted by: Pick Baggerly at July 21, 2016 08:53 PM (7oN1i)

The Aristocrats!

Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2016 08:56 PM (7qAYi)

398 Incendiary rumor: John Boehner will make a speech tonight attacking Ted Cruz.

I hope you're wearing asbestos underwear because, if that's true, it's gonna be a hot time in the old town tonight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 21, 2016 08:55 PM (Nwg0u)


we don't need this ...

I hope not.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:56 PM (qCMvj)

399
So you DO you pronounce "Reince"?
Posted by: iforgot at July 21, 2016 08:51 PM (5o5ek)

http://www.misspronouncer.com/miscellaneous/audio/priebus_reince.mp3
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:52 PM (qCMvj)
-----------------

Thanks!

Is there a mind-reading site that explains what his parents were thinking?

Posted by: iforgot at July 21, 2016 08:57 PM (5o5ek)

400 So you DO you pronounce "Rinse"?

With a tone of disdain.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 21, 2016 08:57 PM (mRvs9)

401

Best speeches coming up.

Take your breaks now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:57 PM (qCMvj)

402 So you DO you pronounce "Reince"?
Posted by: iforgot at July 21, 2016 08:51 PM (5o5ek)



Shittier than Michael Steele.

Posted by: buzzion at July 21, 2016 08:57 PM (z/Ubi)

403 "It's not how hard you work. It's what to get accomplished."




It's funny. You can work hard all day and accomplish zero. But, you can learn a lot.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2016 08:58 PM (nK3L9)

404 GE Smith!

***

I saw him while he was with Hall and Oates

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at July 21, 2016 08:58 PM (SEXy3)

405 >>>> Incendiary rumor: John Boehner will make a speech tonight attacking Ted Cruz.
-----
That would be a very, very bad idea.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 08:58 PM (6IPEM)

406 Is there a mind-reading site that explains what his parents were thinking?
Posted by: iforgot at July 21, 2016 08:57 PM (5o5ek)


Reinhold Richard "Reince" Priebus

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:58 PM (qCMvj)

407 Yup...what kind of a name is "Reince" anyways?

Sounds like some kinda stupid, idiotic jerk.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 21, 2016 08:54 PM (ej1L0)

It's the name of an upper class twit whose parents knew he'd never get beaten up at the private school for having a name like "Reince."

Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2016 08:58 PM (7qAYi)

408 It's "Throat Warbler Mangrove"

Posted by: Rice Prius at July 21, 2016 08:58 PM (BO/km)

409 Boner is speaking tonight?

wonderful.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 21, 2016 08:59 PM (WlGX+)

410 people are saying the Trump speech is very strong.

Posted by: ace at July 21, 2016 08:59 PM (dciA+)

411 John Boehner attacking Ted Cruz?

WTF??

Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2016 08:59 PM (qUNWi)

412 Newt was just on CNN, and was rather negative in speaking about Ted Cruz.

Not trying to stir up more stuff, just reporting what I heard.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 21, 2016 08:59 PM (Cz05v)

413 I swear to Christ if that Boehber rumor is true, I'm done, done.


Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2016 08:59 PM (7C/kB)

414 400 Incendiary rumor: John Boehner will make a speech tonight attacking Ted Cruz.

I hope you're wearing asbestos underwear because, if that's true, it's gonna be a hot time in the old town tonight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 21, 2016 08:55 PM (Nwg0u)

we don't need this ...

I hope not.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:56 PM (qCMvj)


Two words: Stupid Party.

That would be the perfect storm of stupidity.

Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2016 08:59 PM (sdi6R)

415 The way I think "Reince" is supposed to be pronounced is the first should sound like "rye" with an "nnnssss"

Reince Priebus, as I remember someone joking, sounds like some brutal "dark lord" from some Dune-ish type of sci-fi tale. He impales and disembowels his enemies and then puts their heads on pikes outside his palace.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 21, 2016 08:59 PM (DW+jj)

416 people are saying the Trump speech is very strong.
Posted by: ace at July 21, 2016 08:59 PM (dciA+)


especially if he wears a crown and holds a sceptor

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 09:00 PM (qCMvj)

417 Trump being the Republican nominee is as surreal as it gets. Well maybe having someone named Hussein elected President just seven years after 9/11 beats it.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 21, 2016 09:00 PM (MNgU2)

418 >>>> Boner is speaking tonight?
-----
Orange people unite!
No, I hope that is just an untrue rumor. That would blow this whole thing up.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 09:00 PM (6IPEM)

419 412 people are saying the Trump speech is very strong.

I read it. I like it. Delivery matters a lot, but the text is solid.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 21, 2016 09:00 PM (WlGX+)

420 Boehner is not speaking tonight.

He's not sober, and he's not ready, and he's not going to speak.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 21, 2016 09:00 PM (Cz05v)

421 Is Capito in transition?

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 21, 2016 09:00 PM (hsBs+)

422 The racist Republicans are so racist. They don't want to give undocumented pre-citizens driver licenses and they want to require driver licenses to vote.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 21, 2016 09:00 PM (Nwg0u)

423 Ree -- inse.

Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2016 09:00 PM (qUNWi)

424 Two words: Stupid Party.

That would be the perfect storm of stupidity.
Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2016 08:59 PM (sdi6R)


they really are this dumb

and spiteful and revengeful

this would be to pound another nail in the coffin - no love lost between the Orange Man and Cruz

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 09:01 PM (qCMvj)

425 Band is not that bad, probably the only band where all the members have both C&C & can actually hit the mark should someone go all snackbar when they play Rock the Casbar;-)

Posted by: The Clash's Bebe Dahl at July 21, 2016 09:01 PM (yNyJy)

426 especially if he wears a crown and holds a sceptor

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 09:00 PM (qCMvj)

LOL. Don't forget the bright red robe with the puffy white trim,,,,

Posted by: Ian Galt at July 21, 2016 09:01 PM (8iiMU)

427 \
RNC

RNC

RNC

RNC

RNC

RNC

Posted by: Pick Baggerly at July 21, 2016 09:02 PM (7oN1i)

428 I don't see anybody bringing up Cruz tonight, much less trotting in Boner to do it.

Posted by: Old Guy in the Third Row at July 21, 2016 09:02 PM (iLoHX)

429 Sorry, still laughing.

A health forum?!?!?!

*fires up a cigarette*

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at July 21, 2016 09:02 PM (72N6L)

430 Boner is speaking tonight?
-------------------
Probably in a nearby bar.

Posted by: RioBravo at July 21, 2016 09:02 PM (NUqwG)

431 MWNP, what line of work are you in? Apart from sales, that is...what is it that you sell, if you don't mind revealing? Also, are you hiring? I'm seriously considering quitting my current job if the Hildebeast actually wins in November, so I'll be looking for work.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 21, 2016 09:02 PM (GUBah)

432 people are saying the Trump speech is very strong.
Posted by: ace at July 21, 2016 08:59 PM (dciA+)

He's said it so strongly, so, so strongly.

Posted by: Phone of kari at July 21, 2016 09:02 PM (nTl+J)

433

From red dress to rose.

Yeah, I looked.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 09:03 PM (qCMvj)

434 "Incendiary rumor: John Boehner will make a speech tonight attacking Ted Cruz. "


That would be....priceless. Would also prove the utter unseriousness of the campaign.

Posted by: Phil at July 21, 2016 09:03 PM (G1xDw)

435 He kinda looks like a more filled-out Pee-Wee Herman.

Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2016 09:03 PM (7qAYi)

436 I just realized that Reince Priebus is gay

Posted by: Phone of kari at July 21, 2016 09:03 PM (nTl+J)

437 people are saying the Trump speech is very strong.

As in odor?

Posted by: Old Guy in the Third Row at July 21, 2016 09:03 PM (iLoHX)

438 Seriously, me too. I was really hating the music last night. It was all rednecks and pick up trucks. Ugh...

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 21, 2016 08:29 PM (+FSld)


Look, you're not going to see any of the A-List acts this week, these are *the Republicans*, for pete's sake...

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2016 09:03 PM (29KZY)

439 .....Well maybe having someone named Hussein elected President just seven years after 9/11 beats it.


Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck


Yes, that is surreal.

And now, Reince Preibus, sober and speaking to the crowd.


I think he was drunk at the 2012 convention part of the time.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 21, 2016 09:03 PM (Cz05v)

440 Yeow! Was that Ivanka in the light pink dress?

Posted by: Ian Galt at July 21, 2016 09:03 PM (8iiMU)

441 Boner is speaking tonight?
-------------------
Probably in a nearby bar.
Posted by: RioBravo at July 21, 2016 09:02 PM (NUqwG)


mumbling to himself in the bottom of a scotch glass

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 09:03 PM (qCMvj)

442 Boner should just show up and cry and then leave.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 09:03 PM (6IPEM)

443 Rinced Pubics or Wheeler Dealers..

Edd, for the win!

Posted by: JarvisW at July 21, 2016 09:04 PM (R1ejq)

444 C-SPAN, you are such a tease....

Posted by: Ian Galt at July 21, 2016 09:04 PM (8iiMU)

445 *fires up a cigarette*

*fills bong*

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 21, 2016 09:04 PM (WlGX+)

446 I think he was drunk at the 2012 convention part of the time.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 21, 2016 09:03 PM (Cz05v)


why not?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 09:04 PM (qCMvj)

447

America is the greatest nation on Earth..




Boy, are the democrats going to jump on that.

Posted by: Pick Baggerly at July 21, 2016 09:04 PM (7oN1i)

448
Reinhold Richard "Reince" Priebus
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 08:58 PM (qCMvj)
---------------------

He should make it easier on himself and go by Dick.

Posted by: iforgot at July 21, 2016 09:04 PM (5o5ek)

449 Ace won't be able to quit. Politics is like a drug, powerfully addictive yet utter soul destroying garbage. A useless distraction from all that is most important. Ace will find that giving up cigarettes is a walk in the park by comparison.

Posted by: Yuimetal at July 21, 2016 09:04 PM (DD1Pp)

450 Boehner is not speaking tonight.
He's not sober, and he's not ready, and he's not going to speak.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 21, 2016 09:00 PM (Cz05v)

Yup...his momma just changed his diaper, dried his man baby tears and put him to bed to sleep another one off.

Screw him and the tanning bed he rode in on.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 21, 2016 09:04 PM (ej1L0)

451 He kinda looks like a more filled-out Pee-Wee Herman.

With a little Jon Lovitz thrown in.

Posted by: Rice Prius at July 21, 2016 09:04 PM (BO/km)

452 444 Boner is speaking tonight?
-------------------
Probably in a nearby bar.
Posted by: RioBravo at July 21, 2016 09:02 PM (NUqwG)

mumbling to himself in the bottom of a scotch glass
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 09:03 PM (qCMvj)

"Did I ever tell you guysh I ushed to be Shpeaker of th' Houshe?"

Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2016 09:05 PM (7qAYi)

453 Hiiiilary Clinton must not be allowed to drink all my bourbon! *hic*

Posted by: John Boner at July 21, 2016 09:05 PM (iLoHX)

454 anyplace to live stream the speeches, W/O talking head bullshit?

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 21, 2016 09:05 PM (wIatL)

455 I'm telling ya, if the Trump women dress like Robert Palmer girls and dance behind The Orange One when he gives his speech, he wins going away.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2016 09:05 PM (/tuJf)

456 457 anyplace to live stream the speeches, W/O talking head bullshit?


C-SPAN

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 21, 2016 09:05 PM (WlGX+)

457 "He kinda looks like a more filled-out Pee-Wee Herman."




Meh. Kinda sounds like him too.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2016 09:05 PM (nK3L9)

458 Actually Priebus looks a lot like Jimmy Fallon.

Pretty much a dead ringer.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2016 09:05 PM (7C/kB)

459 Remember the "Boner's Bar" thread many moons ago about what the newly retired Boehner would name the bar he was going to run?

Speaker of the Soused was one I remember.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 21, 2016 09:06 PM (DW+jj)

460 "running the same old candidate..." Yeah, that was funny.

Posted by: Ian Galt at July 21, 2016 09:06 PM (8iiMU)

461 Look, you're not going to see any of the A-List acts this week, these are *the Republicans*, for pete's sake...

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2016 09:03 PM (29KZY)


*Zombie Lawrence Welk shambles out stage right*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 21, 2016 09:06 PM (4ErVI)

462 458 I'm telling ya, if the Trump women dress like Robert Palmer girls and dance behind The Orange One when he gives his speech, he wins going away.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2016 09:05 PM (/tuJf)

OK, I lol'ed.

Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2016 09:06 PM (7qAYi)

463 Are you in there little Preibus
In nine months will you come greet us?
I will buy you some Adidas

Posted by: that guy who still remembers too much from "Friends" at July 21, 2016 09:06 PM (rLrEx)

464 anyplace to live stream the speeches, W/O talking head bullshit?

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 21, 2016 09:05 PM (wIatL)


https://www.twitch.tv/gopconvention

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 09:06 PM (qCMvj)

465 Jimmy Fallon with a receding hairline and a higher forehead, and less musical ability.

And with a drinking problem.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 21, 2016 09:06 PM (Cz05v)

466 Boner should just show up and cry and then leave.

-
Or sing "Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to see me cry?"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 21, 2016 09:06 PM (Nwg0u)

467 Posted by: redc1c4 at July 21, 2016 09:05 PM (wIatL)
----
CSPAN and Right Side broadcasting you can get online. Right side is about 5-10 seconds behind though

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 09:07 PM (6IPEM)

468 MWNP, what line of work are you in? Apart from sales, that is...what is it that you sell, if you don't mind revealing? Also, are you hiring? I'm seriously considering quitting my current job if the Hildebeast actually wins in November, so I'll be looking for work.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 21, 2016 09:02 PM (GUBah)

****

I work for an audio visual products company whose name rhymes with Bony. We have an incredble shrinking sales force due to a change in management from marketing types to accounting types. We have gone from a 9 billion company to a 3 billion company under this leadership.

This is not a place anyone wants to enter as it is likely the tenure would be short.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 21, 2016 09:07 PM (YLidQ)

469 Might as well face it, you're addicted to Trump.

Those with the talent, make up the lyrics.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 21, 2016 09:07 PM (DW+jj)

470 I swear if Boenher speaks he should end his speech with...

The convention should end with someone saying...

The Aristocrats!!

Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2016 09:07 PM (7C/kB)

471 https://www.youtube.com/watchanyplace to live stream the speeches, W/O talking head bullshit?
///

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW4hNlL9qdAfeature=youtu.be

Someone posted this link that I am now using.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 21, 2016 09:08 PM (mRvs9)

472 I think he was drunk at the 2012 convention part of the time.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 21, 2016 09:03 PM (Cz05v)

Oh def. One night when he was a gaveling out I couldn't understand one single word he said, he was slurring so bad. I got a kick out of it.

I think the delegates are all drunk anyway by this time of night.

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 21, 2016 09:08 PM (ozZau)

473 " Hiiiilary Clinton must not be allowed to drink all my bourbon! *hic*
Posted by: John Boner "


*separates John and Hillary*


Can you wait until 8pm?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2016 09:08 PM (nK3L9)

474 I'm telling ya, if the Trump women dress like Robert Palmer girls and dance behind The Orange One when he gives his speech, he wins going away.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2016 09:05 PM (/tuJf)


haha

the libs would go ballistic

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 09:08 PM (qCMvj)

475 Stop yelling at me Rinse!

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 21, 2016 09:08 PM (hsBs+)

476 458 I'm telling ya, if the Trump women dress like Robert Palmer girls and dance behind The Orange One when he gives his speech, he wins going away.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2016 09:05 PM (/tuJf)


It would be a landslide.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 21, 2016 09:08 PM (4ErVI)

477 anyplace to live stream the speeches, W/O talking head bullshit?
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 21, 2016 09:05 PM (wIatL)

Channel 347 if you have directv.

Posted by: April at July 21, 2016 09:08 PM (e8PP1)

478 Preebus' specch is okay ... but he's still a twerp.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 21, 2016 09:08 PM (zc3Db)

479 "Wings of Evil" - for when you are dealing with that time and yet want to be a bad girl. New by Playtex.

Posted by: turambar at July 21, 2016 09:08 PM (ur33b)

480 She lied!!!

Good soundbite.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2016 09:08 PM (7C/kB)

481

move on reince

bored

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 09:09 PM (qCMvj)

482 I think Reince thinks that Hillary was a liar.

What, Hillary is responsible for my junk mail? Well, that tears it.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 21, 2016 09:09 PM (Cz05v)

483 This is not a place anyone wants to enter as it is likely the tenure would be short.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 21, 2016 09:07 PM (YLidQ)


Got it. Meh, I could always start busking.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 21, 2016 09:09 PM (GUBah)

484 All ass are chapless *hic*

Posted by: John Boehner at July 21, 2016 09:09 PM (DD1Pp)

485
I just realized that Reince Priebus is gay
Posted by: Phone of kari at July 21, 2016 09:03 PM (nTl+J)
------------------

They all sound that way.

Posted by: iforgot at July 21, 2016 09:09 PM (5o5ek)

486 Boner is speaking tonight?

-------------------

Probably in a nearby bar.
- - - - -
as a proud member of alt.drunken.bastards, i'd point out that Boner, even with his government pension and all the slush/bribe cash he's saved, likely drinks at home, because it's cheaper, and, no matter where you wake up, you're ok.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 21, 2016 09:09 PM (wIatL)

487 'm telling ya, if the Trump women dress like Robert Palmer girls and dance behind The Orange One when he gives his speech, he wins going away.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2016 09:05 PM (/tuJf)

Bring in Ivana & Marla Maples & get the whole MILF vote locked up.

Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2016 09:10 PM (7qAYi)

488 467 anyplace to live stream the speeches, W/O talking head bullshit?

Yeah, here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_lpyG-ddec

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2016 09:10 PM (29KZY)

489 450
America is the greatest nation on Earth..
Boy, are the democrats going to jump on that.
Posted by: Pick Baggerly at July 21, 2016 09:04 PM
--------------------------
Damned straight.
JFK said that in a speech once.
Obvious plagiarism.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 21, 2016 09:10 PM (T/5A0)

490 Shit. It is 8PM.


Have at it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2016 09:10 PM (nK3L9)

491

Trump tie?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 09:10 PM (qCMvj)

492 There are nations on other planets?

Posted by: JarvisW at July 21, 2016 09:11 PM (R1ejq)

493 486 I think Reince thinks that Hillary was a liar.

What, Hillary is responsible for my junk mail? Well, that tears it.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 21, 2016 09:09 PM (Cz05v)

My father delivered that junk mail!

Posted by: John Kasich at July 21, 2016 09:11 PM (7qAYi)

494 27 Maybe the closing theme will be "America! Fuck Yeah!"
Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2016 07:48 PM (7qAYi)

That would be so TRUMP!

Posted by: Fox2! at July 21, 2016 09:11 PM (brIR5)

495 Pribus' speech content is actually pretty good, but he's such a crappy speaker, he's ruining it. He has a grating voice like Mark Levin

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2016 09:11 PM (29KZY)

496 It's a good speech

Posted by: ThunderB at July 21, 2016 09:11 PM (f5gnc)

497 Republicans have no imagination. The backdrop on the convention main stage should have been a bathroom with a computer server sitting it. The media would be unable to ignore it, and it would be in every speaking shot.

Posted by: Orson at July 21, 2016 09:12 PM (qmd2L)

498
I just realized that Reince Priebus is gay
Posted by: Phone of kari at July 21, 2016 09:03 PM (nTl

GOP. Big tent party.

Posted by: Golfman - Conservative Refugee seeking asylum at July 21, 2016 09:12 PM (48QDY)

499 Did I miss anything good?

Posted by: Tami at July 21, 2016 09:12 PM (Enq6K)

500 Maybe the closing theme will be "America! Fuck Yeah!"
Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2016 07:48 PM (7qAYi)

That would be so TRUMP!
Posted by: Fox2! at July 21, 2016 09:11 PM (brIR5)


just play the whole movie

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 09:12 PM (qCMvj)

501 He has a grating voice like Mark Levin

Make America Grate Again!

Posted by: stolen from the food thread at July 21, 2016 09:12 PM (rLrEx)

502 480 458 I'm telling ya, if the Trump women dress like Robert Palmer girls and dance behind The Orange One when he gives his speech, he wins going away.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2016 09:05 PM (/tuJf)


It would be a landslide.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 21, 2016 09:08 PM (4ErVI)


Of course on further thought my mind took a weird turn and I realized Hillary would try to grab the momentum.

Her dancers:

Elena Kagan
Rosa DeLauro
Ruth Bader Ginsberg


All of them in pasties and thongs.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 21, 2016 09:12 PM (4ErVI)

503 Being back the shouty black pastor.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2016 09:12 PM (29KZY)

504 Pribus' speech content is actually pretty good, but he's such a crappy speaker, he's ruining it. He has a grating voice like Mark Levin
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2016 09:11 PM (29KZY)


it sounds like he's cracking through puberty

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 09:12 PM (qCMvj)

505 "Trump tie?"






With who?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2016 09:12 PM (nK3L9)

506 direct tv?

nope, we're Dish, which is why, after the Big One his SoCal, i'll be able to live blog our descent into hell....

if i had a blog.

i still have an LJ account, but does anyone even use that anymore?

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 21, 2016 09:12 PM (wIatL)

507 Pribus' speech content is actually pretty good, but he's such a crappy speaker, he's ruining it. He has a grating voice like Mark Levin
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2016 09:11 PM (29KZY)
----------------
I decided that is neither fair (to Rinse) nor accurate.

Posted by: RioBravo at July 21, 2016 09:12 PM (NUqwG)

508 Hold on just one more day....


Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2016 09:13 PM (7C/kB)

509 Trump is the person facing Hillary.

Fuck it I'm all in.

Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2016 09:13 PM (qUNWi)

510 I have a couple of Trump ties. Bought them at a tax-free store on an Indian Reservation. Native American. Indigenous peoples. Whatever. They had a whole Trump store within this huge, actual airplane hangar of a store.

Anyway, they're pretty darn nice ties.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 21, 2016 09:13 PM (WlGX+)

511 Posted by: John Kasich at July 21, 2016 09:11 PM (7qAYi)

Nice.

But you took the week off.

Posted by: Golfman - Conservative Refugee seeking asylum at July 21, 2016 09:13 PM (48QDY)

512 Is this where we're stashing the apple fritters?

Posted by: reason at July 21, 2016 09:13 PM (nKoz8)

513 Rinsed is a little weasel, but he handled all the drama of the primary deftly

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 09:13 PM (6IPEM)

514 Rinse Pubis hehehe

Posted by: willy at July 21, 2016 09:13 PM (Ffw22)

515 Free from tyranny...

Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2016 09:13 PM (7C/kB)

516 "Did I miss anything good?"


You may need to sit down for this.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2016 09:13 PM (nK3L9)

517 Maybe the closing theme will be "America! Fuck Yeah!"

He should do the assholes/dicks/pussies speech, too.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 21, 2016 09:14 PM (iLoHX)

518 Matt Damon!

Posted by: Matt Damon at July 21, 2016 09:14 PM (LYCUN)

519 I have a couple of Trump ties. Bought them at a tax-free store on an Indian Reservation. Native American. Indigenous peoples. Whatever. They had a whole Trump store within this huge, actual airplane hangar of a store.

Anyway, they're pretty darn nice ties.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 21, 2016 09:13 PM (WlGX+)



I've bought a few for hubby.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 09:14 PM (qCMvj)

520 America is the greatest nation on Earth..
Boy, are the democrats going to jump on that.

-
Damn partisan bigotry!

Didja see the Revolutionary Communist Party protesters yesterday chanting, "5, 6, 7, 8, America was never great?"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 21, 2016 09:14 PM (Nwg0u)

521 I'm going to try immersion therapy on this thread and try to eliminate the annoyance I get when people talk positive about Trump other than he's not Hillary. If I can go the entire thread without commenting I'll consider myself cured.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 21, 2016 09:14 PM (MNgU2)

522 Bought them at a tax-free store on an Indian Reservation. Native American. Indigenous peoples. Whatever.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 21, 2016 09:13 PM (WlGX+)


Siberian hobos.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 21, 2016 09:14 PM (zc3Db)

523 523 Maybe the closing theme will be "America! Fuck Yeah!"

He should do the assholes/dicks/pussies speech, too.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 21, 2016 09:14 PM (iLoHX)

The Film Actors Guild...are pussies.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 21, 2016 09:14 PM (0mRoj)

524 Reince in profile looks like Mr Bean' s cousin

Posted by: @votermom at July 21, 2016 09:14 PM (7lVbc)

525 514 Trump is the person facing Hillary.

Fuck it I'm all in.
Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2016 09:13 PM (qUNWi)

Let's get weird with it.

Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2016 09:14 PM (7qAYi)

526 Priebus did a good job in a tough year.

Posted by: The Shit-Upon Truth at July 21, 2016 09:14 PM (Jh20h)

527 Christ I'm drunk already...

I don't think i'm going to make it to the big speech.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2016 09:15 PM (7C/kB)

528 518
Rinsed is a little weasel, but he handled all the drama of the primary deftly

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 09:13 PM (6IPEM)

True.

Still hate his weasel ass. No offense to weasels.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 09:15 PM (pUDQf)

529 'I just realized that Reince Priebus is gay '


Geez you suck one cock ...

Posted by: Rice Prius at July 21, 2016 09:15 PM (BO/km)

530 Make America Grate Again!
Posted by: stolen from the food thread at July 21, 2016 09:12 PM (rLrEx)

*****

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 21, 2016 09:15 PM (YLidQ)

531 Not watching. Sticking with Netflix.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 21, 2016 09:15 PM (0mRoj)

532 OK, who's next?

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2016 09:15 PM (29KZY)

533 "Is this where we're stashing the apple fritters?"


That has to be the strangest sentence I've ever read here.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2016 09:15 PM (nK3L9)

534 Oh, great. Now we have a 100 acre fire on Camp Pendleton. They always get worse.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 21, 2016 09:15 PM (6Ll1u)

535 Don't really like Priebus but it was a good speech.

I'll give him that.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2016 09:15 PM (7C/kB)

536 He has a grating voice like Mark Levin


Posted by: OregonMuse


He's....trying to grate on America again.

Huh?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 21, 2016 09:15 PM (Cz05v)

537 530 Yes, yes he does. LOL

Posted by: turambar at July 21, 2016 09:15 PM (ur33b)

538 This song is about me and Winona...

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 21, 2016 09:15 PM (+b2T3)

539 He should do the assholes/dicks/pussies speech, too.

-
No. People would be confused as to whether Hillz is an asshole or a pussy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 21, 2016 09:16 PM (Nwg0u)

540 Not watching. Sticking with Netflix.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 21, 2016 09:15 PM (0mRoj)


watching what?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 09:16 PM (qCMvj)

541 Odd...every channel on directv that has anything to do with the RNC has just gone out. Anyone else have that trouble?

347, cspan, fox news, all of them.

Posted by: April at July 21, 2016 09:16 PM (e8PP1)

542 522 "Did I miss anything good?"


You may need to sit down for this.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2016 09:13 PM (nK3L9)


I thought the declaration of Texan independence, followed by a live performance of "America! Fuck Yeah" by the South Park guys was actually pretty good, especially when they dynamited the 40 foot tall effigy of FDR.

Posted by: filbert at July 21, 2016 09:16 PM (s5o+q)

543 533 Christ I'm drunk already...

I don't think i'm going to make it to the big speech.

.................

Honesh ocifer, it wash the fumess from teh fiberglassth!

Posted by: willy at July 21, 2016 09:16 PM (Ffw22)

544 507
All of them in pasties and thongs.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 21, 2016 09:12 PM (4ErVI)



AIIIEEEEUUUUGH!

You owe me a new pair of eyes, you bastard.

Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2016 09:16 PM (sdi6R)

545 Let's get weird with it.

Weird like Spongebob ties?

Or weird like naked drunk yodeling on the edge of the Grand Canyon?

Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2016 09:16 PM (qUNWi)

546 OK, who's next?


Posted by: OregonMuse


Won't Get Fooled Again!


(keep teeing them up)

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 21, 2016 09:17 PM (Cz05v)

547 Christ I'm drunk already...

I don't think i'm going to make it to the big speech.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2016 09:15 PM (7C/kB)

****

I have grave worries about this myself.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 21, 2016 09:17 PM (YLidQ)

548 546 Not watching. Sticking with Netflix.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 21, 2016 09:15 PM (0mRoj)

watching what?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 09:16 PM (qCMvj)

Stranger Things.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 21, 2016 09:17 PM (0mRoj)

549 @547

Just stream C-SPAN.

No commentary, no commercials...

Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2016 09:17 PM (7C/kB)

550

Pay Pal Co Founder Peter Thiel

Posted by: Pick Baggerly at July 21, 2016 09:17 PM (7oN1i)

551 If I can go the entire thread without commenting I'll consider myself cured.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 21, 2016 09:14 PM (MNgU2)

So that comment must be your mulligan.

Just remember, you'll be soaking in it for the next 14 weeks.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 21, 2016 09:17 PM (kKHcp)

552 I can't get enough of Winona,
I can't get enough of Winona..,

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 21, 2016 09:17 PM (+b2T3)

553 "OK, who's next?"



Put me in, coach! I'm ready.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2016 09:17 PM (nK3L9)

554 yo mama

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 21, 2016 09:17 PM (pCWkr)

555 This song is about me and Winona...

Fuck yes it is.

Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2016 09:17 PM (qUNWi)

556 Stranger Things.

oh, we binged on that

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 09:17 PM (qCMvj)

557 548 522 "Did I miss anything good?"


You may need to sit down for this.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2016 09:13 PM (nK3L9)

I thought the declaration of Texan independence, followed by a live performance of "America! Fuck Yeah" by the South Park guys was actually pretty good, especially when they dynamited the 40 foot tall effigy of FDR.
Posted by: filbert at July 21, 2016 09:16 PM (s5o+q)

I just climaxed.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 21, 2016 09:17 PM (0mRoj)

558 This song is about me and Winona...

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy


I will break you.

Posted by: Winona Judd at July 21, 2016 09:17 PM (VY8H5)

559 Milo and I pitch some pretty big tents!

Posted by: Reence at July 21, 2016 09:18 PM (nKoz8)

560 it sounds like he's cracking through puberty

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 09:12 PM (qCMvj)

Like Peter Brady....

Posted by: Ian Galt at July 21, 2016 09:18 PM (8iiMU)

561 RK, the apple fritters reference is from Ace's health post below. It was a cute line by Ace

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 09:18 PM (6IPEM)

562 547 Odd...every channel on directv that has anything to do with the RNC has just gone out. Anyone else have that trouble?

347, cspan, fox news, all of them.
--------------

(odd for me) it's on PBS, no issues.

The NPR panel isn't too sullen yet.

Posted by: willy at July 21, 2016 09:18 PM (Ffw22)

563 412 people are saying the Trump speech is very strong.
Posted by: ace at July 21, 2016 08:59 PM (dciA+)



Strong like Russia and China strong?

/ducks and runs!

Posted by: buzzion at July 21, 2016 09:18 PM (z/Ubi)

564 562 Stranger Things.

oh, we binged on that
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 09:17 PM (qCMvj)

I'm only on episode 3, so no spoilers por favor!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 21, 2016 09:18 PM (0mRoj)

565 'I just realized that Reince Priebus is gay '
Geez you suck one cock ...


That's like the guy who says, "I never knew I could get so drunk off one beer. I wonder which one it was?"

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 21, 2016 09:18 PM (T/cxb)

566 I can't get enough of your love.

Posted by: lemonhead at July 21, 2016 09:18 PM (Rf3WB)

567 >>>554 Stranger Things.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 21, 2016 09:17 PM (0mRoj)

Hmmmm.....

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 21, 2016 09:18 PM (+b2T3)

568 522 "Did I miss anything good?"


You may need to sit down for this.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2016 09:13 PM (nK3L9)

Trump & Cruz tied their wrists together & got into a knife fight while Eddie Van Halen played "Beat It."

Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2016 09:18 PM (7qAYi)

569 I have CSpan April.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 21, 2016 09:19 PM (yNyJy)

570 You may need to sit down for this.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2016 09:13 PM (nK3L9)

Do I need alcohol?

Oh what a stupid question....brb.

Posted by: Tami at July 21, 2016 09:19 PM (Enq6K)

571 Oh NO., Another RACIST white dress!!

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 21, 2016 09:19 PM (pCWkr)

572 How come Fox didn't go off the air tonight? I seem to have been misinformed.

Posted by: Ailing News Network at July 21, 2016 09:19 PM (Jh20h)

573 Matt Damon Matt Damon.

Posted by: Matt Damon at July 21, 2016 09:19 PM (LYCUN)

574 I'm only on episode 3, so no spoilers por favor!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 21, 2016 09:18 PM (0mRoj)


/nod

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 09:19 PM (qCMvj)

575 Maaaaaaaaaatt Daaaaaaaamon

Posted by: mpthompson at July 21, 2016 09:20 PM (I/SRC)

576 Good song.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 21, 2016 09:20 PM (zc3Db)

577 Frank Tarkenton loser of 4 Super Bowls...

Will the Demotards bring in Jim Kelly?

Posted by: Hank at July 21, 2016 09:20 PM (wv7Zv)

578 580 I'm only on episode 3, so no spoilers por favor!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 21, 2016 09:18 PM (0mRoj)

/nod
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 09:19 PM (qCMvj)

Much appreciated.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 21, 2016 09:20 PM (0mRoj)

579
Ha! I remember when they were selling Run, Winona, Run tshirts in my neighborhood.

Good times, good times....

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 21, 2016 09:20 PM (iQIUe)

580 I will break you. Posted by: Winona Judd at July 21, 2016 09:17 PM (VY8H5)

Nyet!

Posted by: Ivan Drago at July 21, 2016 09:20 PM (q6C1L)

581 I just caught the last thirty seconds of Priebus. Was, uh, busy with the wife.

Fuck, Megyn Kelly is on. I bet she's fucking insufferable off camera now with Ailes gone. Chaos behind the scenes on Planet Fox. Dhue is supposedly finishing a book.

On the other hand, maybe we can get Tantaros back.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at July 21, 2016 09:20 PM (SSiqh)

582 Will the Demotards bring in Jim Kelly?


Posted by: Hank

Actually, I think Kelly is a Republican.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 21, 2016 09:21 PM (Cz05v)

583 I also love Quinoa.

Posted by: Foo Dee at July 21, 2016 09:21 PM (Jh20h)

584 Melania is wearing white again. That's the fourth whit dress she has worn in public appearances. Looks like they brought Barron with them

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 09:21 PM (6IPEM)

585

He's all sweaty.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 09:21 PM (qCMvj)

586 "I just climaxed."



*hands paper towels*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2016 09:21 PM (nK3L9)

587 Rebuild America...

Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2016 09:21 PM (7C/kB)

588 Fuck, Megyn Kelly is on.

What's she wearing?

Posted by: let's get to the important details at July 21, 2016 09:21 PM (rLrEx)

589 OK this is one of the speeches I wanted to hear.

Posted by: turambar at July 21, 2016 09:21 PM (ur33b)

590 It's been quite some time since I've wanted to see the First Lady naked. Trump really is making America Great Again.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2016 09:21 PM (/tuJf)

591 I have grave worries about this myself.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 21, 2016 09:17 PM (YLidQ)


The time for worries is past, my friend.

We are all now Slim Pickens, riding the Trump H-Bomb down to Glory.

I'm pretty sure things are going to be unspeakably shitty if H gets elected, so here we are, rolling, rolling, rolling dem bones.

Posted by: filbert at July 21, 2016 09:21 PM (s5o+q)

592 Man he busted a move out to the podium!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 21, 2016 09:21 PM (+b2T3)

593 It's back...but only after my husband cursed out the poor customer service guy. :/

Posted by: April at July 21, 2016 09:21 PM (e8PP1)

594 590 Melania is wearing white again. That's the fourth whit dress she has worn in public appearances. Looks like they brought Barron with them
Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 09:21 PM (6IPEM)



Its not Labor Day yet.

Posted by: buzzion at July 21, 2016 09:21 PM (z/Ubi)

595 Winona's got herself a big brown beaver and she shows him off to all her friends
One day you know that beaver tried to leave her so she cages him up with cyclone fence

Posted by: Les Claypool at July 21, 2016 09:22 PM (0mRoj)

596 That has to be the strangest sentence I've ever read here."

I don't post much but I try to make them count.

Posted by: Reence at July 21, 2016 09:22 PM (nKoz8)

597 I'm looking forward to the MSM recovering from their fainting spell from all the hate and deem Hillary's shrieking at the Democratic convention a "message of unity and inclusivness"

Posted by: Ripley at July 21, 2016 09:22 PM (0vsws)

598 America - FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt and suck on my balls
America - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 21, 2016 09:22 PM (WlGX+)

599 Looks like Peter Thiel must have snorted a few lines of coke before coming on stage. I like his energy.

Posted by: mpthompson at July 21, 2016 09:22 PM (I/SRC)

600 558 I can't get enough of Winona,
I can't get enough of Winona..,
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 21, 2016 09:17 PM (+b2T3)


Step 1: You have to admit that you are powerless over Winona and that your life has become unmanageable.

Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2016 09:22 PM (sdi6R)

601 Damn, nice slam by Thiel on the Hillary! speaking fees.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 21, 2016 09:22 PM (GUBah)

602 "Shrillary speaking fees"

Zow!!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 21, 2016 09:22 PM (zc3Db)

603 Hillary Clinton's speaking fees...

Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2016 09:22 PM (7C/kB)

604 Hillary Clinton speaking fees,,,DRINK

Posted by: Tom22ndState at July 21, 2016 09:22 PM (P77Wz)

605 Megyn is wearing a sporty pout and mascara.

Posted by: eleven at July 21, 2016 09:22 PM (qUNWi)

606 It's been quite some time since I've wanted to see the First Lady naked.

That Lady Byrd was a freak.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 21, 2016 09:22 PM (iLoHX)

607 "502 Republicans have no imagination. The backdrop on the convention main stage should have been a bathroom with a computer server sitting it. The media would be unable to ignore it, and it would be in every speaking shot.

Posted by: Orson at July 21, 2016 09:12 PM"

Wow. Yes.

This.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez_and_the_dogs at July 21, 2016 09:22 PM (gUoN4)

608 ....reence sock....

Posted by: reason at July 21, 2016 09:22 PM (nKoz8)

609

Wall Street Bankers...

Posted by: Pick Baggerly at July 21, 2016 09:22 PM (7oN1i)

610 Cocaine much?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 09:22 PM (pUDQf)

611 Is he...erm...having a chemically enhanced experience? Looks a little...odd.

Posted by: Phil at July 21, 2016 09:23 PM (G1xDw)

612

spread collar

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 09:23 PM (qCMvj)

613 Inflation has killed us. They claim inflation is low bc they dont count most necessities when calculating inflation. Aholes.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 21, 2016 09:23 PM (iQIUe)

614 Anderson Cooper was really excited about Peter Thiel, openly gay man, speaking at the Republican Convention.

I think he got a thrill down his leg.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 21, 2016 09:23 PM (Cz05v)

615 "Do I need alcohol?

Oh what a stupid question....brb."




We've talked before?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2016 09:23 PM (nK3L9)

616 592 "I just climaxed."



*hands paper towels*
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2016 09:21 PM (nK3L9)


Thanks.

*cleans up*

Posted by: Insomniac at July 21, 2016 09:23 PM (0mRoj)

617 Did Case Western have safe spaces back then?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 21, 2016 09:23 PM (wZxsP)

618 Thiel has a nice, natural tan

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 09:23 PM (6IPEM)

619

oh, this is great

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 09:23 PM (qCMvj)

620 This guy is good...

Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2016 09:23 PM (7C/kB)

621 They should play Redneck Mother

just sayin

Posted by: Jerry Jeff Walker and Ray Wiley Hubbard at July 21, 2016 09:24 PM (R1ejq)

622 Floopy disks and soggy fighter jets...

Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2016 09:24 PM (7C/kB)

623 I think Fran Tarkenton is a top Amway salesman.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 21, 2016 09:24 PM (MNgU2)

624 Stupid cocaine!

Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2016 09:24 PM (7qAYi)

625 Thiel seems like a scary boss - those eyes.

Posted by: @votermom at July 21, 2016 09:24 PM (7lVbc)

626 Someting not right about this Thiee guy.

Posted by: Lump Sum at July 21, 2016 09:24 PM (Jh20h)

627 "I can see Hillary's incompetence from my front porch!"

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 21, 2016 09:24 PM (Cz05v)

628 He's the socially acceptable Milo.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 21, 2016 09:24 PM (WlGX+)

629 Thiel really hates Shrillary. Nice to hear.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 21, 2016 09:24 PM (zc3Db)

630 Frank Tarkenton loser of 4 Super Bowls...
Will the Demotards bring in Jim Kelly?
Posted by: Hank at July 21, 2016 09:20 PM (wv7Zv)

What is Joe Kapp dead or something?....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 21, 2016 09:25 PM (ej1L0)

631 This guy is good...

What guy?

Posted by: The guy with his shoes on his knees? at July 21, 2016 09:25 PM (qUNWi)

632 "our newest fighter jets can't even fly in the rain"

*paging Anna, paging Anna

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 21, 2016 09:25 PM (VY8H5)

633 He seems intense and wound up. A little twitchy

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 09:25 PM (6IPEM)

634 Why he keep smiwing after dewivering weach wine?

Posted by: Lump Sum at July 21, 2016 09:25 PM (Jh20h)

635 Peter Thiel

Posted by: @votermom at July 21, 2016 09:25 PM (7lVbc)

636 Great job , there Thiel !

Posted by: runner at July 21, 2016 09:25 PM (c6/9Q)

637 A ghey speaker, because we talke to our base?


Anti PC candidate trys PC. What is it Trumpiods? PC or No PC?


Anti war speach? that's going to help us with the military.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 21, 2016 09:25 PM (pCWkr)

638 Love that he mocked the bathrooms "issue".

Posted by: Country Singer at July 21, 2016 09:25 PM (GUBah)

639 Nuke bases still use floppy disks?

That's interesting.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 21, 2016 09:26 PM (WVsWD)

640 >>It's been quite some time since I've wanted to see the First Lady naked. Trump really is making America Great Again.
Posted by: JackStraw

I have toned arms, you know.

Posted by: Mooch at July 21, 2016 09:26 PM (c7vUv)

641 We won against the USSR?

Look around at the SJW and the cultural marxism, all the result of a KGB operation.

It was a Pyrrhic victory.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 21, 2016 09:26 PM (4ErVI)

642 He's the socially acceptable Milo.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 21, 2016 09:24 PM (WlGX+)

Wait? Milo's not socially acceptable?

I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!

Posted by: filbert at July 21, 2016 09:26 PM (s5o+q)

643 628 Floopy disks and soggy fighter jets...
Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2016 09:24 PM (7C/kB)

Floppy wieners!

Posted by: George RRRRRRRR Martin at July 21, 2016 09:26 PM (0mRoj)

644 603 I'm looking forward to the MSM recovering from their fainting spell from all the hate and deem Hillary's shrieking at the Democratic convention a "message of unity and inclusivness"
Posted by: Ripley at July 21, 2016 09:22 PM (0vsws)


It was fun to watch the NPR 'tards wetting their pants over Laura Ingraham's speech.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2016 09:26 PM (29KZY)

645 Who the fark is Peter Thiel? Had no idea he was gay?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2016 09:26 PM (nK3L9)

646 634 He's the socially acceptable Milo.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 21, 2016 09:24 PM (WlGX+)

Give me Milo. I like my beer cold, my TV loud & my homosexuals fah-laming.

Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2016 09:26 PM (7qAYi)

647 welll...the MFM gonna have fun covering that up.

Cheering for the gay man...does not fit the narrative.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 21, 2016 09:26 PM (WlGX+)

648

Italics.



Gone.

Barrel, hello.

Posted by: filbert at July 21, 2016 09:26 PM (s5o+q)

649 This guy is really hitting it out of the park I think.

Posted by: turambar at July 21, 2016 09:26 PM (ur33b)

650 Barrel.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 21, 2016 09:26 PM (iLoHX)

651 He has a nice smile

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 09:26 PM (6IPEM)

652 The Barrel awaits.

Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2016 09:26 PM (7qAYi)

653

Doomed, I am.

Posted by: filbert at July 21, 2016 09:26 PM (s5o+q)

654 FEED ME

Posted by: The Barrel at July 21, 2016 09:27 PM (WlGX+)

655 Anti war speach? that's going to help us with the military.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 21, 2016 09:25 PM (pCWkr)


He spoke about Libya, which was an illegal war that barky ran because the frogs told him to.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 21, 2016 09:27 PM (zc3Db)

656
The Barrel feasts tonight!

Posted by: @votermom at July 21, 2016 09:27 PM (7lVbc)

657 I'm really liking this Thiel speech. Anyone else agree? The crowd is going nuts for a gay man at the RNC. A little short though.

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 21, 2016 09:27 PM (Dc/ui)

658 Oh my filbert fill the barrel

Posted by: Rice Prius at July 21, 2016 09:27 PM (BO/km)

659 Uh-oh-. Looks like Filbert pooped in the bowl.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2016 09:27 PM (nK3L9)

660 Nuke bases still use floppy disks?



Eight inch floppies, it was reported a few weeks ago.

Posted by: Pick Baggerly at July 21, 2016 09:27 PM (7oN1i)

661

filbert are a nut in the barrel.

Posted by: The guy with his shoes on his knees? at July 21, 2016 09:27 PM (qUNWi)

662 Hell Yes!

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 09:27 PM (6IPEM)

663 Inflation has killed us. They claim inflation is low bc they dont count most necessities when calculating inflation. Aholes.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 21, 2016 09:23 PM (iQIUe)

Some things are down, like gas, eggs, milk.
It does not make up for costs of medicine and medical care going up while most peoples' health coverage turned to shit!

My insurance is just a piece of paper that says "insurance' on it, with a 7600 yearly deductible.

That's a lot of pizza and beer (my metric for expendable income)

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 21, 2016 09:27 PM (kKHcp)

664 624 Thiel has a nice, natural tan

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 09:23 PM (6IPEM)


Like rich, Corinthian leather.

Posted by: Ricardo Montalban at July 21, 2016 09:27 PM (4ErVI)

665 Nuke bases still use floppy disks?



That's interesting.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 21, 2016 09:26 PM (WVsWD)


You'd be shocked and amazed at the antiquity of a lot of military "high tech".

Posted by: Country Singer at July 21, 2016 09:27 PM (GUBah)

666 Didn't he get bit by a radioactive gay spider or something?

Posted by: JarvisW at July 21, 2016 09:27 PM (R1ejq)

667 Every piece of ticker tape has a line from a Hillary email on it. Truefact.

Posted by: reason at July 21, 2016 09:27 PM (nKoz8)

668 Libya....

ISIS..

Stupid wars..

Rebuild...

Kid..

Soviet Union..

We Won..

Which Bathroom..

Who Cares...

Unique Identity...


I'm Gay..

I'm proud to be an American...


Fake Culture Wars..

Honest..

Donald Trump..

Cleaveland Bright future.

Don't return to past..

Go towards bright future..

Vote for Donald Trump!!!


This was the greatest speech so far bar none.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2016 09:27 PM (7C/kB)

669 So when DID we last have a First Lady we'd like to boink?

Posted by: Brian Dead at July 21, 2016 09:27 PM (Jh20h)

670 Please Boo

Posted by: Ted Cruz at July 21, 2016 09:27 PM (Cq0oW)

671 Thiel didn't speak about all the silly social issues.

I think he focused on what is wrong and why Donald is the answer. He may be gay, but he is not a trivial person.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 21, 2016 09:27 PM (Cz05v)

672 647 We won against the USSR?

Look around at the SJW and the cultural marxism, all the result of a KGB operation.

It was a Pyrrhic victory.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 21, 2016 09:26 PM (4ErVI)


Yep, the joke was on us. The Commies ran the table.

Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2016 09:28 PM (sdi6R)

673 Thiel did a pretty good job.

I still think that Shin girl gave the best speech so far but Thiel hit on some of the more important points.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 21, 2016 09:28 PM (zc3Db)

674 We've talked before?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2016 09:23 PM (nK3L9)

No but this is the HQ....everyone has a drink and no one has pants on so.....

Posted by: Tami at July 21, 2016 09:28 PM (Enq6K)

675 Heh

President Bathroom.

Posted by: Mortimer at July 21, 2016 09:28 PM (xOs4a)

676 Yeah Nip, a guy who says that he's proud to be gay and Republican but he's more proud to be an American. Horrible.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 21, 2016 09:28 PM (LYCUN)

677 If you think our military tech is antiquated , Russia's is Stone Age.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 21, 2016 09:28 PM (MNgU2)

678 Hey, guys, the Barrel is filled with old Marco and Cruz campaign signs, and apple fritters!

Geez, don't push! I'm goin' in, I'm goin' in . . .

Posted by: filbert at July 21, 2016 09:28 PM (s5o+q)

679 Oh, wait, this is the guy who funded the Gawker suit that bankrupted their asses.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2016 09:28 PM (29KZY)

680 Completely and totally unrelated:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3702370/

Posted by: JEM at July 21, 2016 09:28 PM (o+SC1)

681 Sock off

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 21, 2016 09:29 PM (q6C1L)

682 The gay guy is the one that finally brings up the trans bathrooms.

I wish he spoke longer

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 09:29 PM (6IPEM)

683 Posted by: filbert at July 21, 2016 09:26 PM (s5o+q)

Well, fil - can I call you "fil"? - there's this thing called the barrel...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 21, 2016 09:29 PM (VY8H5)

684 Aaaaand I missed Thiel's speech because the damn dogs just had to go out AGAIN so they could all....stand in the driveway and look around.

Posted by: Tami at July 21, 2016 09:29 PM (Enq6K)

685 Oh look, I got a nut!

Posted by: The Barrel at July 21, 2016 09:29 PM (0mRoj)

686 They changed the launch codes from

00000

to

12345

Who's up for some thermonuke-u-lor war?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 21, 2016 09:29 PM (WVsWD)

687 Yeah, let's get a QB that's suspended for the first quarter of the season to speak. He can talk about deflating jobs or something.

Posted by: Hank at July 21, 2016 09:29 PM (wv7Zv)

688 Trump is going to lead us back to the future? Did someone hack Thiel's speech, too?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 21, 2016 09:29 PM (R+30W)

689 Left will say Thiel is not a "real" gay. Might even be faking it,

Posted by: Ripley at July 21, 2016 09:29 PM (0vsws)

690 686 Oh, wait, this is the guy who funded the Gawker suit that bankrupted their asses.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2016 09:28 PM (29KZY)

Yup!

Posted by: @votermom at July 21, 2016 09:29 PM (7lVbc)

691 Those aint fritters.

Posted by: freaked at July 21, 2016 09:30 PM (BO/km)

692 >>> Oh, wait, this is the guy who funded the Gawker suit that bankrupted their asses.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2016 09:28 PM (29KZY)
-----
Yes, the very same person. Dude is an alpha gay.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 09:30 PM (6IPEM)

693 Oh look, I got a nut!
Posted by: The Barrel at July 21, 2016 09:29 PM (0mRoj)


Just you wait until I come . . . out, big guy.

Posted by: filbert at July 21, 2016 09:30 PM (s5o+q)

694 That timeshare infomercil sucked.

Posted by: Phil at July 21, 2016 09:30 PM (G1xDw)

695 Anderson Cooper is very worried about bathrooms, along with Axelrod.

Reliably, very predictable.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 21, 2016 09:30 PM (Cz05v)

696 wut?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2016 09:30 PM (/tuJf)

697 Frank Tarkenton loser of 4 Super Bowls...
Will the Demotards bring in Jim Kelly?
Posted by: Hank at July 21, 2016 09:20 PM (wv7Zv)

Fran the Man lost three...Joe lost the first one.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 21, 2016 09:30 PM (ej1L0)

698 Miltary tech is usually dated because
a. contracts usually specify the tech and the final product is expected to be used for decades
b. evalyating and approving new tech for sensitive / rugged / decades of use takes a long time

I expect none of this to matter now thanks to Hills. Random thumb drive? Plug it straight into WOPR, sure!

Posted by: reason at July 21, 2016 09:30 PM (nKoz8)

699 Eight inch floppies, it was reported a few weeks ago.

They're only eight inches when the computer's turned on, and then they're not all that floppy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 21, 2016 09:31 PM (T/cxb)

700 You'd be shocked and amazed at the antiquity of a lot of military "high tech".///

And Nuke Power Plants. Getting anything "new" installed in one is almost impossible.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 21, 2016 09:31 PM (mRvs9)

701 Good job, Thiel.
I liked that speech a lot.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 21, 2016 09:31 PM (T/5A0)

702 "They changed the launch codes from

00000

to

12345 "



Like the Russians would have thought of that.




Pretty crafty.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2016 09:31 PM (nK3L9)

703 Funny guy

Posted by: @votermom at July 21, 2016 09:31 PM (7lVbc)

704 667 Nuke bases still use floppy disks?



Eight inch floppies, it was reported a few weeks ago.
Posted by: Pick Baggerly at July 21, 2016 09:27 PM (7oN1i)

I went on a tour of the Titan Missile Museum in AZ. They still use paper punch tape. Which can't be erased by an EMP or hacked.

Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2016 09:31 PM (7qAYi)

705 If you think our military tech is antiquated , Russia's is Stone Age.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 21, 2016 09:28 PM (MNgU2)


Without going into detail, they're way ahead of us in some arenas, starting to surpass in some more, and gaining a lot ground in others.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 21, 2016 09:31 PM (GUBah)

706 Anchovy on a ceaser salad..



Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2016 09:31 PM (7C/kB)

707 filbert is filling the barrel right now

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 21, 2016 09:31 PM (6FqZa)

708 Ivanka's anchovy? I'm listening...

Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2016 09:32 PM (7qAYi)

709 Tom Barrack is a funny grocers son from Lebanon..

Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2016 09:32 PM (7C/kB)

710 lol it SHOULD be 5,4,3,2,1 duh, but thats our military for ya!

Posted by: JarvisW at July 21, 2016 09:32 PM (R1ejq)

711 Obamas legacy is in fact a hairy man ass squatting in the ladies room.

Tres apropos

Posted by: Mortimer at July 21, 2016 09:32 PM (xOs4a)

712 Did someone say 8-inch floppies?

Posted by: Game of Thrones at July 21, 2016 09:32 PM (0mRoj)

713 I didn't get to go to the Barrel did I??

Posted by: turambar at July 21, 2016 09:33 PM (ur33b)

714 Left will say Thiel is not a "real" gay. Might even be faking it,
Posted by: Ripley at July 21, 2016 09:29 PM (0vsws)


he plagiarized it

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 09:33 PM (qCMvj)

715 I liked Thiel

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 21, 2016 09:33 PM (ozZau)

716 http://www.swifty.com/lifestyle/4767/14-big-mac-prices-around-the-world/#page=2

Old post on a stupid web site told us that Venezuela government cut the price of the Bic Mac - "when will our government cut the price for us?" Well it ain't the equivalent of $6.82 anymore. Seven months ago it cost the amount you'd make in three days of earning the minimum wage. And thngs got a lot worse since then. Now it's no longer even available. For ten months last year neither were the fries.

Posted by: Dang at July 21, 2016 09:33 PM (k0G44)

717 b. evalyating and approving new tech for sensitive / rugged / decades of use takes a long time


Posted by: reason at July 21, 2016 09:30 PM (nKoz


Welcome to my cubicle every day. It's maddening.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 21, 2016 09:33 PM (GUBah)

718 *****She spins me right round baby right round like a record baby . . . OOF, OW! AAIGH*****

Posted by: filbert at July 21, 2016 09:33 PM (s5o+q)

719

This guy golfs.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 09:33 PM (qCMvj)

720 "Those ain't fritters."


*just about bites into. what the the Hell you yelling about?*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 21, 2016 09:33 PM (nK3L9)

721 This guy just went meta...

The levant.. the rapture..


Oh he's good.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2016 09:33 PM (7C/kB)

722 719 Did someone say 8-inch floppies?
Posted by: Game of Thrones at July 21, 2016 09:32 PM (0mRoj)

Hodor!

Posted by: Hodor at July 21, 2016 09:33 PM (7qAYi)

723 We're counting on you, Tom, to help carry California.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 21, 2016 09:33 PM (wZxsP)

724 Whew...thank goodness. I liked Thiel a lot.

Posted by: turambar at July 21, 2016 09:33 PM (ur33b)

725 FLILF, Melania will be the FLILF. Probably the first FLILF in history.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 21, 2016 09:33 PM (DW+jj)

726 696 Left will say Thiel is not a "real" gay. Might even be faking it,

They will, but they're doing Trump's bidding by doing so.

Posted by: The Barrel at July 21, 2016 09:33 PM (WlGX+)

727 Tony Barrack is a very natural public speaker. Very relaxed.

Al Franken was commenting on MSNBC. Can you believe that?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 21, 2016 09:34 PM (Cz05v)

728 Posted by: Country Singer at July 21, 2016 09:31 PM (GUBah)

Sounds like you have first hand info. Admittedly I'm basing my statement from over a decade ago.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 21, 2016 09:34 PM (MNgU2)

729 This sounds like a Ted talk.

Pretty good so far.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2016 09:34 PM (7C/kB)

730 Anderson Cooper was really excited about Peter Thiel, openly gay man, speaking at the Republican Convention.

I think he got a thrill down his leg.


Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 21, 2016 09:23 PM (Cz05v)

That was last night.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 21, 2016 09:35 PM (P/kVC)

731 Do we want a new thread yet, or should we wait for 1,000?

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2016 09:35 PM (29KZY)

732 This sounds like a Ted talk.

Pretty good so far.


The last one of those didn't do so good...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 21, 2016 09:35 PM (iLoHX)

733 This guy is a natural and very relaxed. I like him.

Posted by: turambar at July 21, 2016 09:35 PM (ur33b)

734 738 Anderson Cooper was really excited about Peter Thiel, openly gay man, speaking at the Republican Convention.

I think he got a thrill down his leg.


Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 21, 2016 09:23 PM (Cz05v)

That was last night.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 21, 2016 09:35 PM (P/kVC)

That's not where his thrill was located.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 21, 2016 09:35 PM (0mRoj)

735 733 FLILF, Melania will be the FLILF. Probably the first FLILF in history.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 21, 2016 09:33 PM (DW+jj)


Martha Washington was reputedly quite the hottie in her time.

Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2016 09:36 PM (sdi6R)

736

I guess Ivanka's next?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 09:36 PM (qCMvj)

737 Yaaaawwwwnnnnnn

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 09:36 PM (pUDQf)

738 Yeah, let's get a QB that's suspended for the first
quarter of the season to speak. He can talk about deflating jobs or
something.
Posted by: Hank at July 21, 2016 09:29 PM (wv7Zv)
------
Whoa whoa whoa.

Question. What did Brady do, in the words of the NFL?

You're assuming he's guilty because he was suspended? Just like Hillary's innocent because she wasn't indicted right?

Posted by: Phone of kari at July 21, 2016 09:36 PM (nTl+J)

739 Someone has a chubby for a Trumpy

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 09:36 PM (pUDQf)

740 Abigail Adams was way too good for that ghastly hermaphrodite John.

Posted by: The Barrel at July 21, 2016 09:37 PM (WlGX+)

741 Martha Washington was reputedly quite the hottie in her time.

Her teeth were the finest ash.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 21, 2016 09:37 PM (rwI+c)

742 This Barrack guy is putting the place to sleep.

Posted by: Njconservative at July 21, 2016 09:37 PM (++iTe)

743 733 FLILF, Melania will be the FLILF. Probably the first FLILF in history.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 21, 2016 09:33 PM (DW+jj)


Bastard.

Posted by: Zombie Jackie Kennedy at July 21, 2016 09:37 PM (7qAYi)

744 This guy is a natural speaker. Like him.

Posted by: mpfs at July 21, 2016 09:37 PM (9/8XZ)

745 This is a nice change of pace. This guy is completely natural and comfortable on stage. I like that he is walking around while he speaks instead of being stuck behind a podium

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 09:37 PM (6IPEM)

746 Man...Roombas are teh awesome.

Posted by: The guy with his shoes on his knees? at July 21, 2016 09:38 PM (qUNWi)

747 Do you reckon he buffs his head to get that lustre?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 21, 2016 09:38 PM (rwI+c)

748 Man, this guy is a relaxed speaker....like he's doing a comedy routine.

Posted by: Tami at July 21, 2016 09:38 PM (Enq6K)

749 AlaBAMA,
We get it...you like anything. Let it go.

Posted by: mpfs at July 21, 2016 09:38 PM (9/8XZ)

750 739 Do we want a new thread yet, or should we wait for 1,000?
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2016 09:35 PM (29KZY)

Ivanka should get her own thread because she's a goddess

Posted by: @votermom at July 21, 2016 09:39 PM (7lVbc)

751 Brady dumped his cell phone like the Hildebeast deleted her emails. Got rid of the evidence.

Posted by: Hank at July 21, 2016 09:39 PM (wv7Zv)

752 The only thing this guy needs is his Mini-Me. That would complete him.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 21, 2016 09:39 PM (DW+jj)

753 Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 21, 2016 09:34 PM (MNgU2)



I'm a "Capability Developer" and much of what we do is based around current and projected "Capability Gaps". Those gaps are usually defined by what the "other guy" has or is working on.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 21, 2016 09:39 PM (GUBah)

754 'Cause that's one shiny dome.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 21, 2016 09:39 PM (rwI+c)

755 I find these struggles against the inevitable to be quite amusing.

Posted by: $19,877,589,742,651.53 at July 21, 2016 09:39 PM (xOs4a)

756 Martha Washington was reputedly quite the hottie in her time.

Well, at least when George met her. Probably not so much by the time she became the first First Lady.

Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2016 09:39 PM (sdi6R)

757
*with callous disregard, crushes health with an Oreo McFlurry*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2016 09:39 PM (jO7js)

758 Country - I hear ya. The horror at my place of employment once we were forced kicking and screaming off of VAX after years of having to scrounge replacement parts off of eBay...

Posted by: reason at July 21, 2016 09:39 PM (nKoz8)

759 756 Do you reckon he buffs his head to get that lustre?
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 21, 2016 09:38 PM (rwI+c)

He sticks his head in the Shine-o Ball-o at the bowling alley

Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2016 09:39 PM (7qAYi)

760 Excuse the error.

You don't like anything.

Need to proof read. My bad.

Posted by: mpfs at July 21, 2016 09:39 PM (9/8XZ)

761 This guy's manner makes me feel like he is talking directly to me, just bullshitting in a relaxed way...

Posted by: Ian Galt at July 21, 2016 09:40 PM (8iiMU)

762 Natural, maybe, but boring.

Posted by: April at July 21, 2016 09:40 PM (e8PP1)

763 "You're assuming he's guilty because he was suspended? Just like Hillary's innocent because she wasn't indicted right?

Posted by: Phone of kari at July 21, 2016 09:36 PM (nTl+J) "

Yeah, and Papi's failed leaked test from a decade ago was because he eats too much 'rice and beans.'

Gee, you think if A-Rod had a 1.100 OPS in his age 40 season Red Sox fans might think there was something fishy going on?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 21, 2016 09:40 PM (kumBu)

764
I'm rewatching Peter Thiel.

Posted by: iforgot at July 21, 2016 09:40 PM (5o5ek)

765

Gentleman, we must not allow a mine shaft gap!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 21, 2016 09:41 PM (qul7b)

766

So Trump is Elvis?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 09:41 PM (qCMvj)

767 New thread for Ivanka and Dondi.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 21, 2016 09:41 PM (oBJsb)

768 Awww..

Nice story.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2016 09:41 PM (7C/kB)

769 This guy reminds me of an older (bald) Mike Rowe. The voice, isn't quite the same, but close.


Posted by: Mike Rowe/Tom Barrack 2020! at July 21, 2016 09:38 PM (H9MG5)


Same speech cadence and projection style.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 21, 2016 09:41 PM (GUBah)

770 This guy might be the best one yet.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 21, 2016 09:41 PM (4ErVI)

771 I can't tell. This guy either has the crowd captivated hanging on his every word or everyone is asleep

Posted by: L, Elle at July 21, 2016 09:41 PM (6IPEM)

772 Brady dumped his cell phone like the Hildebeast deleted her emails. Got rid of the evidence.

-
This isn't politics, Brady. This is football. There are rules.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 21, 2016 09:41 PM (Nwg0u)

773 He gets my attention by NOT screaming.

Posted by: mpfs at July 21, 2016 09:41 PM (9/8XZ)

774 Hillary's short list for VP is pretty lame. Has she thought about the sitting Governor of NJ? I heard he has already been vetted.

Posted by: Fat Man's Stinky Sock at July 21, 2016 09:42 PM (Jh20h)

775 I don't know but I really like this guys speech.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2016 09:42 PM (7C/kB)

776 We're almost 800 posts in, so I figure the OT sports stuff is okay. I'll knock it off if I'm wrong.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 21, 2016 09:42 PM (kumBu)

777 Hillary's short list for VP is pretty lame. Has she thought about the sitting Governor of NJ? I heard he has already been vetted.
Posted by: Fat Man's Stinky Sock at July 21, 2016 09:42 PM (Jh20h)


Jeb's free.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 09:42 PM (qCMvj)

778 When's Ivanka coming on?

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2016 09:43 PM (29KZY)

779 Polish the diamond!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2016 09:43 PM (7C/kB)

780 I'll bet phrenologists would pay good money to feel that noggin.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 21, 2016 09:43 PM (rwI+c)

781 >> FLILF, Melania will be the FLILF. Probably the first FLILF in
>> history.

The campaign slogan: Elect the guy who's been pulling trim like this for thirty years.

Posted by: JEM at July 21, 2016 09:43 PM (o+SC1)

782 788
When's Ivanka coming on?


Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2016 09:43 PM (29KZY)

She's next.

Posted by: Tami at July 21, 2016 09:43 PM (Enq6K)

783
Jeb's free.


Too liberal.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 21, 2016 09:43 PM (iLoHX)

784 Country, would a sign from London Underground telling you to Mind the Gap be clever?

Posted by: reason at July 21, 2016 09:43 PM (nKoz8)

785 That was a good speech.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 21, 2016 09:43 PM (zc3Db)

786 Ivanka! Ivanka!

Posted by: @votermom at July 21, 2016 09:43 PM (7lVbc)

787 Unleash the Ivanka!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at July 21, 2016 09:44 PM (WlGX+)

788 I liked that speech!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at July 21, 2016 09:44 PM (7C/kB)

789

crap, music

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 09:44 PM (qCMvj)

790 Do you reckon he buffs his head to get that lustre?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!



High fat diet.

Posted by: $19,877,589,742,651.53 at July 21, 2016 09:44 PM (xOs4a)

791 I think the low key of this guy is a good match with Trump. It's like planning a concert lineup.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 21, 2016 09:44 PM (+b2T3)

792 >> Hillary's short list for VP is pretty lame.

Look, if you excluded all the felons it'd be the null set.

Posted by: JEM at July 21, 2016 09:44 PM (o+SC1)

793 Ivanka's next. Gentlemen, synchronize your pacemakers.

Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2016 09:44 PM (7qAYi)

794 Who is 'this guy' that you are talking about?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2016 09:44 PM (jO7js)

795 Ivanka introduces Trump and he's suppose to speak at 10 ET...so I assume she's next.

Posted by: Tami at July 21, 2016 09:44 PM (Enq6K)

796 790
I'll bet phrenologists would pay good money to feel that noggin.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 21, 2016 09:43 PM (rwI+c)

Very, very weird hobby.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 09:44 PM (pUDQf)

797 hillary is going with an nontraditional choice- short white male

Posted by: runner at July 21, 2016 09:44 PM (c6/9Q)

798 782 Brady dumped his cell phone like the Hildebeast deleted her emails. Got rid of the evidence.

-
This isn't politics, Brady. This is football. There are rules.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 21, 2016 09:41 PM (Nwg0u)

It was his Grindr cell phone

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 21, 2016 09:44 PM (oBJsb)

799 I liked that speech and that guy seemed like a regular dude.

Posted by: turambar at July 21, 2016 09:44 PM (ur33b)

800 I'll bet phrenologists would pay good money to feel that noggin.

Posted by: Grump928(C


Obviously an inferior race.

Posted by: scientific Leftists circa 1920 at July 21, 2016 09:45 PM (VY8H5)

801 Tom Barrack

Posted by: Ian Galt at July 21, 2016 09:45 PM (8iiMU)

802 Governor of Ohio's got a pretty open schedule too, Hills...

Posted by: reason at July 21, 2016 09:45 PM (nKoz8)

803 Unleash the Ivanka!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at July 21, 2016 09:44 PM (WlGX+)


Honestly, she can keep the leash and collar on...

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 21, 2016 09:45 PM (fC9RO)

804
Country, would a sign from London Underground telling you to Mind the Gap be clever?

Posted by: reason at July 21, 2016 09:43 PM (nKoz


Ha! Yeah, it would.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 21, 2016 09:45 PM (GUBah)

805 811 Tom Barrack

Posted by: Ian Galt at July 21, 2016 09:45 PM (8iiMU)

Mmmm-mmm-mmm

Posted by: josephistan at July 21, 2016 09:45 PM (7qAYi)

806 Peter Thiel is the hero who brought down Gawker by bankrolling Hulk Hogan's lawsuit. Definitely a good guy, in my book.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at July 21, 2016 09:45 PM (0OG8D)

807 I sold my soul for donor's gold.

Posted by: Reince Priebus at July 21, 2016 09:45 PM (DD1Pp)

808 804
Who is 'this guy' that you are talking about?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2016 09:44 PM (jO7js)

Tom Barrack,CEO of Colony Capital

Tom Barrack is a real estate investor and the Founder and Executive
Chairman of Colony Capital. Prior to starting his own business, Barrack
served in the Reagan administration as Deputy Undersecretary of the
Department of the Interior.

Posted by: Tami at July 21, 2016 09:46 PM (Enq6K)

809 Can we all just agree to stop posting stuff while Ivanka talks.

Like a ling moment of silence. I'll need full concentration.

Posted by: Drider at July 21, 2016 09:46 PM (6Xbsz)

810 This guy's manner makes me feel like he is talking directly to me, just bullshitting in a relaxed way...

Posted by: Ian Galt at July 21, 2016 09:40 PM (8iiMU)

****
Yeah. This guy is very good.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 21, 2016 09:46 PM (YLidQ)

811 Brady dumped his cell phone like the Hildebeast deleted her emails. Got rid of the evidence.
Posted by: Hank at July 21, 2016 09:39 PM (wv7Zv)

He's a 3 time Superbowl MVP celebrity QB married to a supermodel. He destroys all of his cell phones as a matter of course. He was assured by the NFL that they did not need his phone and he would not be penalized for not providing it, then he was.

From this article:

"Brady was able to obtain a log of all his phone calls and text messages, and since he had not changed phone numbers, this included calls and messages during the mysterious four-month gap. These were cross-referenced against communications listed in the Wells Report, and for the most part (with the exception of three missing texts) they matched, as Wells was given access to both Jastremski and McNally's Patriots-supplied work phones."

So, my question: what is Brady guilty of?

Posted by: Phone of kari at July 21, 2016 09:46 PM (nTl+J)

812 nood

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 21, 2016 09:46 PM (29KZY)

813 Lotta middle age white guy lip biting and dancing going on. Not a good look.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 21, 2016 09:46 PM (/tuJf)

814 I liked that speech and that guy seemed like a regular dude.
Posted by: turambar at July 21, 2016 09:44 PM (ur33b)


he's comfortable in his skin

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 21, 2016 09:46 PM (qCMvj)

815 *Thump!*

OW!

*Thump!*

OW!

*Thump!*

OW @#$ DAMN IT!

Posted by: filbert who warns-you forget one little close-italic tag... at July 21, 2016 09:46 PM (s5o+q)

816 Will somebody give me my cue, goddam it!

Posted by: Clint Eastwood at July 21, 2016 09:46 PM (nFdGS)

817 Y'all know me. For months I've tried to get the horde to sto yelling past each other, but I'm done. I just sent this to the Cruz org:

Mr cruz,

After several dropouts, I decided you were closest to me as a constitutionalist. I supported you, I worked for you, and I donated to you. I regret It all. I see you now. I see who you are. You are all for Ted Cruz. You are not acting on principle, you're acting on presidential ambition. You are a breaker of oathes. You seek the Reagan mantra. Reagan endorsed Ford. He was honorable, you are not. I see you. I will never support you for any office. I am heartbroken over you're behavior. Whatever happens, I will never support you ever again.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 21, 2016 09:46 PM (kTF2Z)

818 Brady is guilty of winning

Posted by: runner at July 21, 2016 09:46 PM (c6/9Q)

819 Here's the article link: http://bit.ly/29XBy1k

Posted by: Phone of kari at July 21, 2016 09:47 PM (nTl+J)

820 Hillary's short list for VP is pretty lame.

Look, if you excluded all the felons it'd be the null set.

-
To work with Hillz one needs a certain moral flexibility.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 21, 2016 09:47 PM (Nwg0u)

821 True story according to Tucker Carlson, Chatsworth Osbourne, Jr. back around 2000, a little before when he was doing crossfire (and wearing bow ties, I think).

He makes fun of Trump's hair in some bit. The next day, on his answering machine, he hears a message from Trump (and didn't know how he got the number): Tucker, I'll grant you you're younger than me and probably have better hair, but I get more p*ssy in a week than you'll get in a lifetime.

Tucker said recently in telling that it was crass, vulgar, and the damn truth.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 21, 2016 09:47 PM (DW+jj)

822
hillary is going with an nontraditional choice- short white male
Posted by: runner at July 21, 2016 09:44 PM (c6/9Q)
-------------------

Is she actually keeping it secret until Monday?

Posted by: iforgot at July 21, 2016 09:47 PM (5o5ek)

823 The Red Sox also got a ban on international signees for the 2016-2017 season because they tried to skirt the rules there, too. It's almost like there's a pattern.

(For the record, I'm sure my team does the same things wrt international signings - but we were good enough to not get caught).

Of course, we also don't have the kind of money to sign studs like Yoan Moncada. Which makes it even funnier that the Sox are being banned because they were trying to pinch pennies on C- type prospects when they have the cash to get blue chip guys like Moncada for 30+ mil.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 21, 2016 09:47 PM (kumBu)

824 Tom Barrack

Posted by: Ian Galt
-----------

Thnx

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2016 09:47 PM (jO7js)

825 I'm sure it's about to get sticky in here. Everyone got their galoshes on?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 09:47 PM (pUDQf)

826 Like a ling moment of silence. I'll need full concentration.

Posted by: Drider


Is the mute button on your zoom button not working?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 21, 2016 09:47 PM (VY8H5)

827 >> FLILF, Melania will be the FLILF. Probably the first FLILF in history.

She is very purrty.

Posted by: mpthompson at July 21, 2016 09:47 PM (I/SRC)

828
We're almost 800 posts in, so I figure the OT sports stuff is okay. I'll knock it off if I'm wrong.


Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean

YOU'RE WRONG !

Posted by: John McLaughlin at July 21, 2016 09:48 PM (Cz05v)

829 Elect the guy who's been pulling trim like this for thirty years.

--

I don't even know what this means. Some things are probably best left unknown.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 21, 2016 09:48 PM (+FSld)

830 A bald man with a shiny dome, but he's got smarts and hair on his ass.

Posted by: Hank at July 21, 2016 09:48 PM (wv7Zv)

831 votermom OT I just applied to join the horde group on Goodreads. Understand you need to approve it, so I'm asking to join. Thanks.

Posted by: JTB at July 21, 2016 09:48 PM (V+03K)

832 So that rumor about Boehner giving a speech attacking Cruz was bullshit, right? Right? Please tell me I'm right.

Because, given the GOPe, it sounded all too believable.

Posted by: rickl at July 21, 2016 09:48 PM (sdi6R)

833 Fucking hate auto cucumber.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 21, 2016 09:49 PM (kTF2Z)

834 Rod Stewart's Stay With Me.

Not sure that's a good choice.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 21, 2016 09:49 PM (Nwg0u)

835 That was a successful executive speech, not a politician, a man who has actually risked something, I was impressed. It was good for america to see what one looks like vs. the demonic figure they've tried to create (unless you're some progressive liberal startup exec).

Posted by: firehorse at July 21, 2016 09:49 PM (//TVq)

836 Is she actually keeping it secret until Monday?

Posted by: iforgot at July 21, 2016 09:47 PM (5o5ek)

i've seen Kane going around; rejoice ! he is dumbo

Posted by: runner at July 21, 2016 09:49 PM (c6/9Q)

837 The Pats lost this year's first rounder and next year's fourth rounder too.

It's horseshit

Posted by: Phone of kari at July 21, 2016 09:50 PM (nTl+J)

838
Lena Dunham is gonna blather at the DNC. That's quite a lineup of speakers for next week.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 21, 2016 09:50 PM (yfObW)

839 Shit, new thread
Newd, live, now.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 21, 2016 09:50 PM (VY8H5)

840 "I can't imagine this guy at the dinner table: 'PASS THE GRAAAAVEEEEE!!!!!'"

Speaking of SNL, there was that bit with classic original SNL back in the 1970s where they had Garrett Morris, purportedly from the New York School For The Deaf, performing "simultaneous translation for the hearing-impaired" during _Weekend Update_.

(anchor opens the segment)

"In tonight's news..."

(Garrett takes a deep breath)

"IN TONIGHT'S NEWS..."

Posted by: torquewrench at July 21, 2016 09:50 PM (noWW6)

841 "Posted by: Phone of kari at July 21, 2016 09:47 PM (nTl+J) "

So what happened in your universe of events? The 'deflator' was writing fan faction about the PSI that Brady preferred for gameday balls? It was all a fantasy?

At the end of the day, the Pats won the Super Bowl during the year of 'deflategate'. Brady getting banned a few early regular season games means nothing.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 21, 2016 09:51 PM (kumBu)

842 Donk convention speakers:

rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 21, 2016 09:52 PM (Nwg0u)

843 Where's the balloons?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 21, 2016 09:53 PM (iQIUe)

844 "The Pats lost this year's first rounder and next year's fourth rounder too.

It's horseshit

Posted by: Phone of kari at July 21, 2016 09:50 PM (nTl+J) "

Unless they have to give back their Super Bowl rings, then I'll keep my violin in its case.

The T-Wolves once lost *five* first round picks because they tried to pay Joe Smith a few bills under the table to avoid the luxury tax. In the grand scheme of things, the Pats got off easy.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 21, 2016 09:54 PM (kumBu)

845 Midnight Cowboy

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at July 21, 2016 09:55 PM (yNyJy)

846 JTB cool breeze approved you. Welcome to the group!

Posted by: @votermom at July 21, 2016 09:57 PM (7lVbc)

847 g'night, foax

Posted by: sock_rat_eez_and_the_dogs at July 21, 2016 09:58 PM (gUoN4)

848 Hey, I can understand the Pats fans carrying Tom's water. I get that and I won't slam him for acting like a petulant child at times. He's a great QB and his skill wins football games.

But just so you know, Joe Montana is the greatest QB of all time. Not Brady.

Posted by: Hank at July 21, 2016 09:59 PM (wv7Zv)

849 So what happened in your universe of events? The 'deflator' was writing fan faction about the PSI that Brady preferred for gameday balls? It was all a fantasy?

At the end of the day, the Pats won the Super Bowl during the year of 'deflategate'. Brady getting banned a few early regular season games means nothing.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 21, 2016 09:51 PM (kumBu)

Oh we won so it's fair to make us play on hard mode despite no evidence of wrongdoing and having literally the greatest player of all time suspended for a quarter of the season for nothing at all.

There are no other "deflator" texts. It's entirely circumstantial and nothing else came out of months of text messages. There's no there there.

Meanwhile, when Aaron Rodgers openly admits to breaking this exact rule and it's discussed in national television, it's funny and cute.
https://youtu.be/m2QvneKRfrI

It's a joke.

Posted by: Phone of kari at July 21, 2016 10:00 PM (nTl+J)

850 857 ... Thanks for letting me know, votermom.

Posted by: JTB at July 21, 2016 10:01 PM (V+03K)

851 "In tonight's news..."

(Garrett takes a deep breath)

"IN TONIGHT'S NEWS..."

-
There was a link in an ONT link last night that told this story. This guy gets a kickass amplifier for his ham radio. He tested it by having a lengthy conversation with another geek who was trying to locate the source of some interference by taking apart his phone, microwave etc. etc. After while, some cop cars pull up out front and he thinks, "Oh, shit" and turns the amp off. But the cops aren't after him. They lead the elderly lady across the street out in handcuffs. He later learns that she went crazy saying voices in her hearing aids were telling her to take apart her phone, microwave etc. and she had taken those things apart so they took her to the laughing academy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 21, 2016 10:02 PM (Nwg0u)

852 It's a tad warm in here. Who turned up the heat?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 21, 2016 10:05 PM (pUDQf)

853 Look, Patriots fans... it's gonna be okay. Brady has already served one game of his suspension, right? Just three to go, then.

Or does not getting to play in the Super Bowl not count?

Sorry; I'm a Broncos fan; I just had to gloat a little.

On a more serious note... absolute worst case scenario for Brady and the Patriots... they might, might, lose all four games without Brady to start the season, then they'll just end up finishing like 10-6 or 11-5 and still make the playoffs. It's more likely that they'll start out 2-2 or 3-1, though, because the team is that solid overall and not exactly playing in the NFL's toughest division.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at July 21, 2016 10:07 PM (0OG8D)

854 kari, be honest:

If A-Rod had a 1.100 OPS this season and was on
pace to shatter pretty much every record for a player 40 years or older,
would you think he was having a miracle year, or he'd found a difficult
to detect PED?

Because David Ortiz is 40. And he's going to set
just about every record ever for players 40 years or older. And he might
become the first guy with 100 XBH in a season since, IIRC, Todd Helton
in the middle of the steroid era.

And for all his talk of 'rice and beans' being his only PED's, we knew Ortiz failed a test.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 21, 2016 10:08 PM (kumBu)

855 "Oh we won so it's fair to make us play on hard mode despite no evidence of wrongdoing and having literally the greatest player of all time suspended for a quarter of the season for nothing at all. "

Joe Montana got suspended? When did that happen?

You can make a solid argument that Brady isn't even the best QB of his generation. Yeah, he's got the RINGZZZ, but no one thinks K.C. Jones is better than Charles Barkley. And if RINGZZ matter so much, how about Boston's beloved Ted Williams? Should he get docked for no WS rings?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 21, 2016 10:11 PM (kumBu)

856 #860: "...literally the greatest player of all time suspended..."

What? They suspended Jim Thorpe? But didn't he die, like 60 years ago?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at July 21, 2016 10:13 PM (0OG8D)

857 lol what's the batter broseidon? Don't want to talk about Brady anymore?

Posted by: Phone of kari at July 21, 2016 10:14 PM (nTl+J)

858 "lol what's the batter broseidon? Don't want to talk about Brady anymore?

Posted by: Phone of kari at July 21, 2016 10:14 PM (nTl+J) "

What's to talk about? You're a fanboy. He clearly skirted the rules (a lot of other teams do the same thing, I'm sure) and got a relative slap on the wrist. They won the fucking Super Bowl and you're still not satisfied because they're finally facing some consequences after the fact. You want to wave the bloody shirt because he's losing a few regular season games and the Pats are getting docked a draft pick? Like I said, boo-hoo. Ask Kevin McHale, another Boston legend, acould a *real* penalty, like losing five first round picks for trying to sign Joe Smith under the table.

You're going to proclaim innocence because there's no written confession from Tom Brady - "Yes, I asked for them to set the balls to this PSI. Here it is, signed and notarized on this date." But the circumstantial evidence and the Wells report are damning. You remind me of Giants fans and their defense of Big Head Barry when he made a mockery of baseball from 2000-2004. He didn't know what the cream and the clear were! You can't prove anything! To you, Brady's an innocent snowflake and 'the deflator' made it all up. It was Tom Brady fan fiction between McNally and Jastremski.

Besides, you calling Brady "the greatest player ever" tells me all I need to know about your football knowledge and how you see everything through Patriots-colored glasses. I'm a Browns fans. I'm not going to tout Otto Graham because he played in a completely different league context. But Joe Montana is still the best ever to any neutral fan.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 21, 2016 10:30 PM (kumBu)

859 It's a good thing the 2004 Red Sox didn't have any cheaters on it either. Boston Sports: Paragons of Virtue and following every rule to the letter.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 21, 2016 10:35 PM (kumBu)

860 "Wonder if that gave Rice and Joe (by extension) an *actual* advantage?

Posted by: fhit Thomaf Jefferfon faid, vol. fix at July 21, 2016 10:03 PM (H9MG5) "

I'm sure Rice was the only one in the league using stick-em.

Sort of like when the Giants stole signs during the Shot Heard Round The World, it was the first time in recorded history a team had stolen signs from the other team.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 21, 2016 10:43 PM (kumBu)

861 Brady is a quarterback of the greatest team ever, not the greatest quarterback of a team ever.
The last time he was out, the other guy won 11 games. Brady came back the following season and they won fewer..

Posted by: BuddyPC at July 21, 2016 11:57 PM (mIQJh)

862 #384 Got kneepads? Maybe I can help.

Posted by: Roger Ailes at July 26, 2016 01:52 AM (/yjcQ)

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