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Dinesh D'Souza's Movie, "Hillary's America" Opens July 22nd.... [CBD]
In Hillary's America, New York Times #1 best-selling author and celebrated filmmaker Dinesh D'Souza reveals the sordid truth about Hillary and the secret history of the Democratic Party. This eye-opening film sheds light on the Democrats' transition from pro-slavery to pro-enslavement; how Hillary Clinton's political mentor was, literally, a cold-blooded gangster; and how the Clintons and other Democrats see foreign policy not in terms of national interest, but in terms of personal profit.D'Souza is a bit bombastic, but he is undoubtedly an asset in the war against tyranny. And he pulls no punches here or, for that matter, in any of his writings. He is an unabashed lover of liberty and supporter of limited, and limiting government. I wonder if he lurks? Anyway, the trailer is underneath the fold.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2016 08:01 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2016 08:01 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: fluffy at July 17, 2016 08:02 PM (eiFlk)
Posted by: Hillary Rod-damn Clinton at July 17, 2016 08:03 PM (qnhj2)
I would love to see this but not sure I will get to.
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2016 08:03 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 17, 2016 08:05 PM (WVsWD)
Preaching to the choir. The people that should see it won't.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at July 17, 2016 08:05 PM (zrZjY)
Including the fact that you have a daughter named Chelsea?
She'll be disappointed that you disowned her.
Posted by: fluffy at July 17, 2016 08:06 PM (eiFlk)
Zombie, in last thread, described him as a former Nation of Islam character, and had some outspoken videos on You Tube. Probably being scrubbed right now, down the memory hole.
Hard to tell which was more important today. We may never know the motive.
'Thud!'
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 17, 2016 08:06 PM (Cz05v)
Posted by: redenzo at July 17, 2016 08:07 PM (WCnJW)
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2016 08:07 PM (zLDYs)
Zombie, in last thread, described him as a former Nation of Islam character, and had some outspoken videos on You Tube. Probably being scrubbed right now, down the memory hole.
Hard to tell which was more important today. We may never know the motive.
'Thud!'
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at July 17, 2016 08:06 PM (Cz05v)
Just like the killer in Dallas was ex-Army and that's all the MFM talked about. Nothing about his religion
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2016 08:07 PM (GILMl)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2016 08:07 PM (bksJQ)
We need more bombastic, not less.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 17, 2016 08:09 PM (ej1L0)
Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2016 08:09 PM (7qAYi)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 17, 2016 08:09 PM (v5iqM)
Including the fact that you have a daughter named Chelsea?
She'll be disappointed that you disowned her.
I NEVER SAID THAT!!!
Posted by: Hillary Rod-damn Clinton at July 17, 2016 08:10 PM (qnhj2)
We'll go see this if it is playing anywhere within reasonable driving distance.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 17, 2016 08:11 PM (T/5A0)
We should be so lucky.
Posted by: fluffy at July 17, 2016 08:11 PM (eiFlk)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2016 08:11 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2016 08:11 PM (iQIUe)
Preaching to the choir. The people that should see it won't.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at July 17, 2016 08:05 PM
Or they will see it simply to call out the "lies".
As the saying goes, you cannot reason someone out of something they didn't reason themselves into. Facts do not matter to cults, which is what the modern "progressive" movement is.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 17, 2016 08:12 PM (7A4qQ)
The Muff Diving of America: Hillary!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2016 08:12 PM (iQIUe)
I wonder if he lurks?
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At the least, I bet he's a fan of the Pet Thread.
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2016 08:12 PM (3+cYV)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2016 08:13 PM (dFi94)
Check Gateway pundit or Daily Caller
That didn't take long
Posted by: Dempsey at July 17, 2016 08:13 PM (9Jqqw)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 17, 2016 08:13 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 17, 2016 08:11 PM
It would be interesting to revisit his Obama movie and see how many of his warnings came true.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 17, 2016 08:13 PM (7A4qQ)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2016 08:14 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: fluffy at July 17, 2016 08:14 PM (eiFlk)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 17, 2016 08:15 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Infidel at July 17, 2016 08:15 PM (I5pd9)
How bout a spoiler alert?
Posted by: free range conservative at July 17, 2016 08:16 PM (s4mhZ)
Posted by: Obamaisacommunist at July 17, 2016 08:17 PM (AnkaJ)
Check Gateway pundit or Daily Caller
That didn't take long
Posted by: Dempsey at July 17, 2016 08:13 PM
Yep, saw it at Weasel Zippers. Belonged to Nation of Islam. YouTube videos ranting about "crackas".
If Obama had a son...
http://bit.ly/2a2dB8N
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 17, 2016 08:18 PM (7A4qQ)
Posted by: Lauren at July 17, 2016 08:18 PM (JYUz/)
Check Gateway pundit or Daily Caller
That didn't take long
Posted by: Dempsey at July 17, 2016 08:13 PM (9Jqqw)
I thought Sam Hyde was the shooter.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2016 08:19 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: JarvisW at July 17, 2016 08:19 PM (R1ejq)
Posted by: L, Elle
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Cool. I didn't realize that we had actual adults here - dude, will you buy me a Playboy while you're in the store getting a keg?
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2016 08:20 PM (3+cYV)
Posted by: Infidel at July 17, 2016 08:15 PM (I5pd9)
Will we need custom made multi-lens spectacles to watch the movie?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2016 08:20 PM (0mRoj)
Me too, Sharkman. That's exactly how I feel. I have become very sober about all the recent events to the point that I don't even react emotionally to any of it anymore. I am stoic and resigned to accepting that this is what life will be like from here on out.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 17, 2016 07:34 PM (6IPEM)
I hear you, Elle.
I'm actively getting ready, because as a student of history, I know that "it" can really happen here. This administration and its demonic allies have had four years to prepare to burn this country down before the election.
The Horde probably mostly laughs when I pitch Sharkman's Apocalyptic 2016 Election Survival Plan, which is in draft form now, but it is a serious effort. I am headed up to the San Juan Islands next weeend to scout sites for Sharkman's Redoubt, and I'll share my Plan with anyone who asks once it is published.
Email me at PeterJVaughn1963@ gmail.com and I'll put you on the receipt list. It will open your eyes.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 17, 2016 07:44 PM (E0BtF)
If you do e-mail me, please give me your Nick/Alias from the blog, rather than your real name. I'd like to preserve anonymity for the Horde as much as I can.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 17, 2016 08:21 PM (CS7jF)
I wish more stuff like this got produced minus the over the top scary visuals and speeches. The actual words spoken by these people and their actions are absolutely frightening and appalling without the added dramatic flair.
The over- dramatization detracts from credibility, albeit unfairly.
Posted by: Damiano at July 17, 2016 08:21 PM (71OEY)
And I think Star Trek will be bringing three of them to the table that weekend.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 17, 2016 08:21 PM (Oi5b2)
Girl Ghost Busters box office update:
Officially somewhere between money loser and flop. Thru the Sunday estimates, is under performing the first weekend take from the 2011 Green Lantern movie, while having a similar production + PA budget.
Indicators of a flop include coming in 2nd for it's debut weekend, after that Pet cartoon. The Saturday intake was lower than Friday, which is a classic sign of a dog, and the overall mediocre reviews and low film score-type word of mouth indicate not much sleeper growth potential.
Also note the developing spin is of the "Paul Feig's or Melissa McCartney's best opening!" meaningless metric sort. When the Monday ad's are "America's #1 Supernatural Comedy!" overly specific, you'll know it sleeps with the fishes.
See Deadline and Variety for the interim numbers. More definitive stats on Monday.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 17, 2016 08:21 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2016 08:22 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 17, 2016 08:22 PM (DIhU5)
Posted by: Fritz at July 17, 2016 08:22 PM (oia+s)
And I think Star Trek will be bringing three of them to the table that weekend.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 17, 2016 08:21 PM (Oi5b2)
Deformity, dementia and disease?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2016 08:23 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: DanielNDallas at July 17, 2016 08:24 PM (jy7An)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2016 08:24 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at July 17, 2016 08:24 PM (Cq0oW)
What he writes and the info in his movies would be shocking in LIV Americans watched it with the open mind they claim to have.
But 99% of it is not news to us.
He will not change hearts and minds, this country is too far gone for that.
It does look like it was done well.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 17, 2016 08:26 PM (kKHcp)
Great visual.
I'll have the salad.
Posted by: fluffy at July 17, 2016 08:26 PM (eiFlk)
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at July 17, 2016 08:26 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: Fritz at July 17, 2016 08:22 PM (oia+s)
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That is such a lovely thought.
Truly poetic.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 17, 2016 08:27 PM (T/5A0)
I wonder if he lurks?
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At the least, I bet he's a fan of the Pet Thread.
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2016 08:12 PM (3+cYV)
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I think you guys are onto to something here! He is probably the guy who socks Barry and says "Yay! Food thread!" every Saturday
Posted by: L, Elle at July 17, 2016 08:28 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at July 17, 2016 08:28 PM (Cq0oW)
:-)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 17, 2016 08:30 PM (6IPEM)
Pfft! Everyone knows the racists left the Democrat Party in the late 60s and joined the Republican Party. All my teachers told me so.
Sarcasm off.
Posted by: Butch at July 17, 2016 08:31 PM (hXu8T)
Posted by: L, Elle
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Ha! Actually yesterday. Shhh
Took the kid to the toddler only amusement park in Olcott. Wonderful day. He rode everything twice by himself, quarter a ride...
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at July 17, 2016 08:31 PM (Cq0oW)
Apparently my employer is some kind of destination. We're chasing people off the property literally 24/7 now.
Geez people, go home and read a book.
There's no hope.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 17, 2016 08:31 PM (zzzTG)
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Agreed. Every parade everywhere plays his stuff.
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone
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Well, can you blame us? He's a Godsend.
Posted by: Tuba Players Union # 214 at July 17, 2016 08:34 PM (3+cYV)
Start trapping them in big nets. Tell them it's part of the game.
Posted by: fluffy at July 17, 2016 08:34 PM (eiFlk)
Posted by: Infidel at July 17, 2016 08:34 PM (I5pd9)
Not only will he not back down after serving time for offenses others don't get punished for (btw, think about that, they jailed him to send him a message), but he soldiers on with another movie.
Not just that, he speaks on campuses to the loony, shrieking SJWs, and then does a Q&A afterwards, where he gets to use logic and facts to crush easily hurt feelings.
Big steel clankers
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 17, 2016 08:35 PM (kKHcp)
Start trapping them in big nets. Tell them it's part of the game.
Posted by: fluffy at July 17, 2016 08:34 PM (eiFlk)
Have people dressed up like Team Rocket knock them down and steal their smartphones.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2016 08:35 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Yuimetal at July 17, 2016 08:36 PM (gF+Qw)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 17, 2016 08:37 PM (GdFQh)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 17, 2016 08:38 PM (GdFQh)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 17, 2016 08:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Hank at July 17, 2016 08:39 PM (jtVRk)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2016 08:11 PM (iQIUe)
Good God, man, think what you're saying!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 17, 2016 08:39 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 17, 2016 08:40 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Hank at July 17, 2016 08:39 PM (jtVRk)
She only wants money out of politics inasmuch as it's used against her.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2016 08:40 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Butch at July 17, 2016 08:40 PM (hXu8T)
That's the "please don't leave me Democrat base!" plea. LIVs are going "citizens what??"
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 17, 2016 08:41 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2016 08:11 PM (iQIUe)
"Good God, man, think what you're saying!"
-Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 17, 2016 08:39 PM (SRKgf)
With NO Regard for Human Life!!!
Posted by: Bsketball Announcer at July 17, 2016 08:41 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2016 08:42 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Butch at July 17, 2016 08:42 PM (hXu8T)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 17, 2016 08:38 PM (39g3+)
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I don't know how to say this well. So, clumsily, I would say that Mr. D'Souza has spoken the information into the world. The spoken word has power to go to places we might not imagine. He has done his part. He has completed his task. Now different forces come into play.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2016 08:42 PM (dFi94)
It's fall-off to week two will probably be 75-80%, bringing in $8-11 million. That's stinkeroo territory.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2016 08:43 PM (mBYZv)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 17, 2016 08:43 PM (39g3+)
Damn those Koch Brothers though, even if their money pales in comparison.
Posted by: Hank at July 17, 2016 08:43 PM (jtVRk)
You know that chaps their asses.
Posted by: jsg at July 17, 2016 08:44 PM (5p8yv)
Pfft! Everyone knows the racists left the Democrat Party in the late 60s and joined the Republican Party. All my teachers told me so.
That's Chris Matthews' favorite thing to say.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 17, 2016 08:45 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at July 17, 2016 08:46 PM (k6kXg)
Hillary was out on the front porch calling me to dinner.
HAWhaw hardehar har
Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 17, 2016 08:46 PM (vOkO9)
Studios love that kind of film. The longer its in theaters, the less of a cut they get from a movie. Over with in a hurry = new product gets out on the screens and they get the bigger cut again. The only time a really long run is useful to them only for popularity when a sequel comes out.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 17, 2016 08:47 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Fritz at July 17, 2016 08:22 PM (oia+s)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at July 17, 2016 08:47 PM (zrZjY)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2016 08:20 PM (0mRoj)
G-d help us! Can you imagine a 3D movie about Hillary that features her lurching out of the screen, cackling and coughing, every ten minutes?
Ugh . . .
Posted by: Sharkman at July 17, 2016 08:47 PM (CS7jF)
D'Souza's films are great but I don't think anyone watches them but people who agree with him.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 17, 2016 08:38 PM
Have you ever seen a Michael Moore movie?
I have to admit that I have not.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 17, 2016 08:48 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2016 08:48 PM (bpZlE)
The trailer has to sell its self, if its dry and factual people yawn and don't watch.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 17, 2016 08:48 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: jsg at July 17, 2016 08:44 PM (5p8yv)
Ass-less chaps are on Aisle 4, ONT.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 17, 2016 08:48 PM (CS7jF)
Hillary that features her lurching out of the screen, cackling and
coughing, every ten minutes?
Ugh . . .
Posted by: Sharkman at July 17, 2016 08:47 PM (CS7jF)
I'm not into horror movies.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 17, 2016 08:49 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 17, 2016 08:49 PM (MNgU2)
The trailer has to sell its self, if its dry and factual people yawn and don't watch.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 17, 2016 08:48 PM (39g3+)
Exactly. And if it's cutting enough to draw a response from Her Thighness, all the better.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 17, 2016 08:49 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: LawLurker at July 17, 2016 08:50 PM (b2PbZ)
Posted by: Hank at July 17, 2016 08:50 PM (jtVRk)
Happy Birthday!
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 17, 2016 08:50 PM (egOGm)
Was Mein Kampf on their best seller list? Or Mao's Little Red Book?
Are they trying to make us believe they are Faux News or have principles?
Posted by: torabora at July 17, 2016 08:52 PM (vOkO9)
According to the Daily Caller piece, the shooter was part of the sovereign citizen movement. Probably one of those moorish nationals. They believe they're descendants of a Moroccan settlement that got here before Columbus and intermarried with the indians. I've read a few cases involving them here in NC, and they're uniformly batshit.
Posted by: LawLurker at July 17, 2016 08:50 PM
Did they have advanced architecture and solar powered aircraft?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 17, 2016 08:52 PM (IqV8l)
That wasn't us, or our applesauce, dammit!
Posted by: Musselman's at July 17, 2016 08:53 PM (97XyN)
I have to admit that I have not.
I have, walked out it was so disgusting.
Posted by: Infidel at July 17, 2016 08:53 PM (I5pd9)
Posted by: Fritz at July 17, 2016 08:22 PM (oia+s)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at July 17, 2016 08:47 PM (zrZjY)
You know... Team America???
The Cockroach that was Kim Jong? In the fake body???
Well....
Posted by: Don Q. at July 17, 2016 08:53 PM (qf6WZ)
...Mr. D'Souza has spoken the information into the world. The spoken word has power to go to places we might not imagine. He has done his part. He has completed his task. Now different forces come into play.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2016 08:42 PM
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Speaking not to the crowd, but to the Remnant.
Where they are, no one but God may know.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 17, 2016 08:54 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Musselman's at July 17, 2016 08:54 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at July 17, 2016 08:54 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2016 08:54 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2016 08:09 PM (7qAYi)
Why give money to an obviously dud film.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 17, 2016 08:56 PM (Ee2nz)
Posted by: Bonedaddi at July 17, 2016 08:56 PM (dE9Jm)
Posted by: Fritz at July 17, 2016 08:22 PM (oia+s)
Sharkman wakes from a restful sleep wherein he had this very dream, and curses the fates that it was only that, a dream sequel in some shitty Hollywood production.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 17, 2016 08:57 PM (CS7jF)
I have to admit that I have not.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.
I saw his some of his TV show waaay back when.
It was actually pretty good to a point, where he was trying to get Corporate Exes to do "simple" tasks involving their products.
Like he went to (cant remember exactly who) a printer co and asked Exe's to change the ink in it. They refused to play along.
He went to several and no one would do anything, so of course he was acting superior etc.. Then he went to Ford and asked for one to do an oil change..
Lol. One of the VPs came out and did it right in front of the building! I thought that was great and really shut him up!
To his credit he kept it in the show even if it didn't support his "working class" POV he was trying to display lol.. (tho it might have been the producers since he wasn't popular and only did Rodger and Me then)
Posted by: JarvisW at July 17, 2016 08:57 PM (R1ejq)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2016 08:58 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Bonedaddi at July 17, 2016 08:56 PM (dE9Jm)
THIS IS NOT THE HILLARY TO DIE ON!!!!
Posted by: Boner and Ryan, Sittin' in a Tree . . . at July 17, 2016 08:58 PM (CS7jF)
Posted by: Dinesh D'Souza at July 17, 2016 08:58 PM (cqiFV)
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at July 17, 2016 08:59 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: Bwarny Fwank at July 17, 2016 08:59 PM (vOkO9)
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Yea, snuck in (F911) since I didn't want to give MM any $. About as misleading as I expected it to be. Was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt but really, what a piece of propaganda. Even my lib friend admitted the peaceful Iraq kite scene was a whopper of a lie.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at July 17, 2016 09:00 PM (k6kXg)
Why give money to an obviously dud film.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist
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I know, right?
Who would do that?
Posted by: Horny Teenagers Everywhere at July 17, 2016 09:00 PM (3+cYV)
Posted by: Bonedaddi at July 17, 2016 08:56 PM (dE9Jm)
THIS IS NOT THE HILLARY TO DIE ON!!!!
Posted by: Boner and Ryan, Sittin' in a Tree . . . at July 17, 2016 08:58 PM (CS7jF)
Nothing's the hill to die on for you gelded little pussies.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2016 09:00 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Infidel at July 17, 2016 08:34 PM (I5pd9)
Sorry, guys. Here it is without the spaces:
PeterJVaughn@gmail.com
Posted by: Sharkman at July 17, 2016 09:01 PM (CS7jF)
Posted by: Dinesh D'Souza at July 17, 2016 08:58 PM (cqiFV)
Oh, that's bad juju there.
The last guy that said that...
/ominous music
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 17, 2016 09:02 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 17, 2016 09:02 PM (cqiFV)
Why give money to an obviously dud film.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist
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I know, right?
Who would do that?
Posted by: Horny Teenagers Everywhere at July 17, 2016 09:00 PM (3+cYV)
Uh, the cast of the Ghostvaginas ain't exactly lookers.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2016 09:02 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 17, 2016 09:02 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 17, 2016 09:02 PM (3Q2mj)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 17, 2016 09:02 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at July 17, 2016 09:04 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: PJ at July 17, 2016 09:04 PM (cHuNI)
Just want to pop in with preyer request, A colleague of mine and his wife are really in need of prayer, His wife has cancer, I think she's been through one round of chemo and radiation (I've only known him about three months; That's why I'm not sure) and he told me today she suddenly she has lost almost all the vision in one eye. He just started a new church two weeks ago and has to move to a new parsonage. He was working another job at night before (uni the end of May) in addition to being a pastor part time at anther church. People would tell him their personal problems because they knew he was a pastor, but for some reason he never told them about his wife's illness because he didn't want gossip.
For those of you with a pastor, please pray for them. Sometimes pastor need to be ministered to and "taken care of" instead of being the ones taking care of others.
So my friend "G" is exhausted and worried and is staring in the need of prayer and his wife needs healing.
The so much
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2016 09:04 PM (bpZlE)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 17, 2016 09:02 PM (MNgU2)
She looks like a fugly tranny to boot.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2016 09:05 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2016 09:06 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2016 09:06 PM (bpZlE)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 17, 2016 09:06 PM (2cS/G)
See Deadline and Variety for the interim numbers. More definitive stats on Monday.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 17, 2016 08:21 PM (kdS6q)
Throw in that China has banned the movie and it is toast. China doesn't allow movies with ghosts.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 17, 2016 09:07 PM (Ee2nz)
them. Sometimes pastor need to be ministered to and "taken care of"
instead of being the ones taking care of others.
So my friend "G" is exhausted and worried and is staring in the need of prayer and his wife needs healing.
The so much
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2016 09:04 PM (bpZlE)
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I so hear you, Fenelon. Who ministers to the minister? I'm going to go pray right now, for both he and his wife. Thanks for letting us know. G'nite.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2016 09:07 PM (dFi94)
She looks like a fugly tranny to boot.
Four women and they can't put a good-looking one in the bunch. It's intended as penance, so, no, you don't even get anyone pleasant to look at, you misogynist, you.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2016 09:08 PM (+wjl1)
Posted by: Reggie1971 at July 17, 2016 09:08 PM (H6376)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2016 09:08 PM (bksJQ)
He's back going after Hillary and the Entire System.
Say what you will, but he has Brass Balls.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 17, 2016 09:09 PM (3Q2mj)
President Calls on Americans to Avoid Divisive Language.
Har har har. Leave alone for the moment the numerous times he's been divisive himself and either created or augmented the rhetoric, and consider that the asshole means those words only for one side.
It's never been more clear since both he and the AG both went out of their way to support BLM in the wake of the Dallas murders.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 17, 2016 09:09 PM (kKHcp)
Thanks, dear. (See! See everybody.! Sometimes I can spell "dear" correctly. ;^) I really appreciate it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2016 09:11 PM (bpZlE)
President Calls on Americans to Avoid Divisive Language.
Typical white people, republicans driving into the ditch sipping a Slurpee, bitter clingers, police behaved stupidly...
Gaylord's the kid who does everything he blames on the other kids.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2016 09:14 PM (+wjl1)
Thanks, dear. (See! See everybody.! Sometimes I can spell "dear" correctly. ;^) I really appreciate it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2016 09:11 PM (bpZlE)
It's a little late for that.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2016 09:14 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Horny Teenagers Everywhere at July 17, 2016 09:14 PM (3+cYV)
Posted by: Terry Gilliam at July 17, 2016 09:15 PM (iU9Qe)
Posted by: Horny Teenagers Everywhere at July 17, 2016 09:14 PM (3+cYV)
Oh dear.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 17, 2016 09:16 PM (zzzTG)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 17, 2016 09:16 PM (Ee2nz)
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Hahaha. Sock fail. I'm sure it is reassuring to Fen that Horny Teenagers Everywhere are praying for her friend.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 17, 2016 09:17 PM (6IPEM)
That sock was quite inappropriate...
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2016 09:17 PM (3+cYV)
He's paid the price as a political prisoner.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 17, 2016 09:18 PM (rwI+c)
The murderer has the trifecta of nation of islam, blm, and a cop killer. That makes it your fault, because shut up.
Posted by: obama & the media at July 17, 2016 09:18 PM (ODxAs)
I'm convinced we need to condemn Michael Moore to the Ann Coulter diet and watch him squirm for a decade. We'll leave it up to Ann to twist the screws.
Posted by: Fritz at July 17, 2016 09:19 PM (oia+s)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2016 09:06 PM (iQIUe)
I drank a bottle of Jagermeister and passed out and slid down a wall.
Then I woke up at five, made bacon and eggs for everyone, then drove them all to Brookings, Oregon and went deep sea fishing. I was the only one who didn't puke when we sailed over the sand bar.
Ahhh, good times, good times.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 17, 2016 09:19 PM (CS7jF)
Thank you; I'm really fine but I appreciate the prayers. many more people are more in need of them than I am at the moment.
However, horny teenagers haven't had an interest in me in about 35 years. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2016 09:20 PM (bpZlE)
I'm convinced we need to condemn Michael Moore to the Ann Coulter diet and watch him squirm for a decade. We'll leave it up to Ann to twist the screws.
Posted by: Fritz at July 17, 2016 09:19 PM (oia+s)
Cigarettes and white wine?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2016 09:21 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Willy J. at July 17, 2016 09:21 PM (mRvs9)
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 17, 2016 09:21 PM (wYnyS)
If Mr. T is unavailable.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2016 09:22 PM (+wjl1)
I have eaten Lean Cuisine, and found it to be less than filling. I had four boxes of cashew chicken, and I still had that less that full feeling.
I feel that your product is defective and should be off the market. Typical capitalist exploitation.
Posted by: Michael Moore at July 17, 2016 09:22 PM (Cz05v)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 17, 2016 09:02 PM (MNgU2)
That's the funny thing. Ernie Hudson got to play the everyman role in the film. It's interesting how Hudson's character just seamlessly slides into the movie. The black lady gets the smart cracking black woman role that, really, I hate anymore. Fin in SW:TFA flirted with the wise-cracking black guy stereotype. Hollywood demonstrates everything the claim to hate.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 17, 2016 09:22 PM (Ee2nz)
Thanks very much; Prayers from non horny teenagers are most welcome too. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2016 09:23 PM (bpZlE)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 17, 2016 09:18 PM (rwI+c)
It is really scary that you can make a statement like that about an American citizen in 2016 and be right.
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 17, 2016 09:23 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: derit at July 17, 2016 09:24 PM (ewfUZ)
And he gets one of the best character scenes in the movie, the End of Days speech.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2016 09:24 PM (+wjl1)
Posted by: Infidel at July 17, 2016 09:24 PM (I5pd9)
Or do they even care?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 17, 2016 09:25 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2016 09:26 PM (bpZlE)
Posted by: Willy J. at July 17, 2016 09:21 PM (mRvs9)
LaWanda Page won't be available? Watch it sucka!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2016 09:27 PM (GILMl)
Not a horny teenager any longer. Main difference is I'm older.
Uh, does being a recovered fleet sailor count?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2016 09:27 PM (hyuyC)
Boy, what an idiot I was. I've come a long way, thank God. He is indeed an asset in fighting this way for the soul of America.
Posted by: Miley's Tongue Depressor at July 17, 2016 09:27 PM (NTqvt)
Then I woke up at five, made bacon and eggs for everyone, then drove them all to Brookings, Oregon and went deep sea fishing. I was the only one who didn't puke when we sailed over the sand bar.
Ahhh, good times, good times.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 17, 2016 09:19 PM (CS7jF)
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Back then Tequila Sunrises were the rage and you could order them by the pitcher.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2016 09:27 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Miley's Tongue Depressor at July 17, 2016 09:28 PM (NTqvt)
(Marine! yep, sure, obviously his USMC service is related to this ..... even though for the past several years he's been diving deeper and deeper into racist, paranoid realms, and called the Dallas police massacre "justice" ...... yep, sure, very clear that "Marine" is a good quick identifier for the dead, crazy racist killer)
The distortion of the press and related institutions is off the scale. But you knew that, and we've been talking about it for years, and I was dealing with it before the internet took off.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 17, 2016 09:29 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Miley's Tongue Depressor at July 17, 2016 09:30 PM (NTqvt)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2016 09:30 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Hilary! at July 17, 2016 09:31 PM (PNcou)
Thanks. I'm sure every male on here was a horny teenager once.
This place is odd mixture of the hysterically funny, the raucous and ribald and the compassionate and the praying. We're our only little strange community. ;^)
Thanks everyone. It just gets harder if you're a minister who has trouble being ministered to. For that matter people who eschew help and can't ask for it-whether they're ministers or not- often have a hard time. "Stiff upper lip" can just be taken too far sometime IMO
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2016 09:31 PM (bpZlE)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2016 09:33 PM (0mRoj)
We are not 'divided' in any reasonable sense. Almost all Americans are non-violent, law-abiding, and non-racist people.
The tiny numbers of sick, racist killers who have been targeting police are not part of our country, we're not 'divided' from them - they are an enemy.
This disgraceful, disastrous president calls for unit after years of demeaning his office with sometimes sly, sometimes overt race-baiting. This president should find out how to speak intelligently and responsibly about these matters, or just keep quiet and let the American people sort this out for themselves."
Posted by: Imaginary Trump at July 17, 2016 09:33 PM (QDnY+)
Two Veterans in a row... which proves that us Veterans are unstable, and need to be disarmed.
For the Children...
Posted by: Don Q. at July 17, 2016 09:33 PM (qf6WZ)
What year?
My wife is an alum....'84
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2016 09:34 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2016 09:30 PM (0mRoj)
Mine either.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 17, 2016 09:34 PM (zzzTG)
Posted by: Timon at July 17, 2016 09:34 PM (396pH)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 17, 2016 09:34 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 17, 2016 09:29 PM (QDnY+)
It is off the scales now. They've truly thrown in their lot.
I remember reading a left-wing professor's column in a local Commie newspaper in the 80's, and his specialty was media bias. Of course, he posited that the media ran Right, but nonetheless, he inadvertently opened my eyes to the subtlety of bias in media on the left.
It's not so subtle anymore. They're either damned lucky or damned good to have a readership that is fucking stupid.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 17, 2016 09:34 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2016 09:35 PM (+wjl1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 17, 2016 09:34 PM (Nwg0u)
Makes you feel pretty damn old, don't it?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2016 09:35 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 17, 2016 09:35 PM (ODxAs)
I got into a brawl at an intramural game.
Wow....what an asshole I was.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2016 09:35 PM (Zu3d9)
You're still young enough (comparatively speaking I think) for me to tell you to get off my lawn. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2016 09:36 PM (bpZlE)
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now that's just disappointing. That doesn't happen until 20 minutes into the film
Posted by: Hilary! at July 17, 2016 09:36 PM (PNcou)
I got into a brawl at an intramural game.
Wow....what an asshole I was.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2016 09:35 PM (Zu3d9)
I assume intoxicants of some sort were involved?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2016 09:36 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 17, 2016 09:34 PM (Nwg0u)
Makes you feel pretty damn old, don't it?
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Not nearly so much as my creaking bones.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 17, 2016 09:36 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 17, 2016 07:44 PM (E0BtF)
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Why has my nightmare lasted twice as long as yours?
[j/k]
Posted by: ShainS at July 17, 2016 09:37 PM (a6Ff7)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2016 09:35 PM (0mRoj)
What makes me feel old- I'd working with a seminary student in her early 30's. The first day i was helping her at one little church she remembered the name of the 30 people there having only heard the name once.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2016 09:38 PM (bpZlE)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2016 09:36 PM (0mRoj)
Not until later....thus the "asshole" descriptor.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2016 09:38 PM (Zu3d9)
Class of 77. second year women were admitted. Snowflakes nowadays don't know from hostile environment.
Posted by: Miley's Tongue Depressor at July 17, 2016 09:39 PM (NTqvt)
Or just mix up a gallon jug for on the go.
*was that my outside voice?*
Posted by: Infidel at July 17, 2016 09:41 PM (I5pd9)
Wow, yahoo story still says "his motive remains unclear" for the Nice, France terrorist. If only it could be chalked up to stupidity instead of purposeful disinformation.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 17, 2016 09:41 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 17, 2016 07:44 PM (E0BtF)
If you're not specific to this administration, make the trajectory to this point 24 years.
After all, W. did nothing to reverse, slow or stop the authoritarian advance of leftist government.
It's somewhat easy to see why ShitMidas can talk about the Arc of History, and easier to see why so many Millennials believe it.
It's all they've known.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 17, 2016 09:42 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 17, 2016 09:42 PM (6gk0M)
Donor money dried up. All the new hire lines got cancelled. A shame. Not as shameful as his defense ("I didn't realize sleeping with other women was incompatible with the Christian definition of marriage" or somewhat), but still a shame. Especially given what a fine college it actually is.
I eventually got a job. It's fine. Probably pays more than they would have paid. But it's a lot less satisfying than TKC would have been.
Posted by: some asshole at July 17, 2016 09:46 PM (l9C+f)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 17, 2016 09:46 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 17, 2016 09:02 PM (cqiFV)
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i'm pacing myself
Posted by: Ghost Bustiers at July 17, 2016 09:46 PM (RKwmm)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 17, 2016 09:46 PM (MNgU2)
Class of 77. second year women were admitted. Snowflakes nowadays don't know from hostile environment.
Posted by: Miley's Tongue Depressor at July 17, 2016 09:39 PM (NTqvt)
My Grandfather was class of 1929 and dad class of 1952. They didn't recruit me.
Posted by: Timon at July 17, 2016 09:48 PM (396pH)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2016 08:11 PM
You want: A pile-up of NFL cheerleaders.
You'll get: Cankles, Lena, & Trigglypuff.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2016 09:48 PM (OF/aZ)
https://www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/09pdf/08-205.pdf
Posted by: bour3 at July 17, 2016 09:49 PM (bQaRL)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 17, 2016 09:49 PM (RKwmm)
Don't read the Hollywood Deadline article unless you want to hear about how GB is a success, braving the evil male haters of an all female GB.
Posted by: WOPR
There is a tremendous amount of spin going on. This isn't a film, it's an ideological statement, and just wait until the gyrations on Monday.
But numbers is numbers, and while the captive media will try to explain away and blame shame, a flop is a flop.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 17, 2016 09:49 PM (kdS6q)
Yes we continually engage the left by accepting their language which is completely malleable and can change in an instant to suit the needs of today's narrative. As in
"President Obama calls for end to divisive rhetoric!"
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 17, 2016 09:49 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Gungrabby McGrabberson at July 17, 2016 09:50 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 17, 2016 09:50 PM (EZebt)
I can assure you that I was no legacy. Got in on my own, although an old alum in town gave me a boost.
FWIW, I'd never even heard of AP courses in my small town.
Posted by: Miley's Tongue Depressor at July 17, 2016 09:51 PM (NTqvt)
I may put that on a sign tomorrow or "My favorite part about the Obama era is all the racial healing"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2016 09:51 PM (bpZlE)
Posted by: Jenk at July 17, 2016 09:51 PM (OtryE)
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2016 09:52 PM (3+cYV)
Posted by: Gungrabby McGrabberson at July 17, 2016 09:53 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2016 09:53 PM (bpZlE)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 17, 2016 09:41 PM (ODxAs)
Yahoo is a pathetic joke. It's run by idiots. I'm so glad it's going out of business
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2016 09:53 PM (GILMl)
158
Will the black Ghostbuster actress play Michelle in the Obama movie when they make one?
Posted by: Willy J. at July 17, 2016 09:21 PM
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Patrick Ewing, please call your agent.
Posted by: his agent at July 17, 2016 09:53 PM (XfEYT)
They believe they're descendants of a Moroccan settlement that got here before Columbus and intermarried with the indians.
Posted by: LawLurker
That'ssss just ridiculoussss.
Posted by: The Space Lizards
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 17, 2016 09:54 PM (kdS6q)
After all, W. did nothing to reverse, slow or stop the authoritarian advance of leftist government.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 17, 2016 09:42 PM (kKHcp)
Better make that over 100 years.
Posted by: Woodrow at July 17, 2016 09:56 PM (FohCt)
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Riducilous. Then how do you explain Robert Byrd joining the republican party?
Posted by: MSM at July 17, 2016 09:56 PM (RKwmm)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrPPWj67s90
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2016 09:57 PM (EzgxV)
Federal authorities are currently looking at ties Long may have had to an anti-government group that Long apparently showed support for online, according to a source familiar with the probe.
So that's the story. Ex-military and anti-government. Nothing about him belonging to the Nation of Islam or any other radical black groups
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2016 09:58 PM (GILMl)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2016 09:59 PM (bpZlE)
Posted by: The RNC at July 17, 2016 10:00 PM (EdXI9)
I don't explain anything. The Dims say Strom Thurmond, and leave it to media intellectual giants like Chris Matthews to affirm their bullshit.
Posted by: Gungrabby McGrabberson at July 17, 2016 10:00 PM (2X7pN)
Paul Feig is the anti-JJ Abrams ... he shits on the long-residing fans. I have my issues with SW 7, but the making-of trailer showing off the on-set practical creatures nearly made my heart grow three sizes larger.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 17, 2016 10:01 PM (VdICR)
Um, I think you may have some facts some screwed. Or maybe a general lack thereof.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 17, 2016 10:01 PM (9ym/8)
If Mr. T is unavailable.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2016 09:22 PM (+wjl1)
How about Al Roker?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 17, 2016 10:02 PM (SRKgf)
Um, I think you may have some facts some screwed. Or maybe a general lack thereof.
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or maybe you didn't notice the sock
Posted by: MSM at July 17, 2016 10:03 PM (RKwmm)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 17, 2016 10:03 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 17, 2016 10:01 PM (9ym/
Check his nic, rick!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 17, 2016 10:03 PM (lLrte)
In fairness, it wouldn't be an issue if the Democrats hadn't freed the slaves.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 17, 2016 10:03 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2016 09:36 PM (bpZlE)
I think that's correct, but I'm too old to care...
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at July 17, 2016 10:04 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2016 09:48 PM (OF/aZ)
You can see that now on the Discovery Channel: "When Manatees Mate."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 17, 2016 10:05 PM (SRKgf)
I must have been high before.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 17, 2016 10:05 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 17, 2016 10:05 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 17, 2016 10:05 PM (9ym/8)
anti-government. Nothing about him belonging to the Nation of Islam or
any other radical black groups
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2016 09:58 PM (GILMl)
They've really got the memory-holing and data eradication down to a quick reaction science!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 17, 2016 10:05 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Infidel at July 17, 2016 10:06 PM (I5pd9)
Petrified grass does not make for a soft green lush carpet of grass. At. All.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 17, 2016 10:07 PM (v5iqM)
I must have been high before.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
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You just took the words out of my mouth after I watched "Billy Jack" yesterday.
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2016 10:07 PM (3+cYV)
Posted by: LawLurker
One of the most pathetic things about blacks is their proclivity toward making up obviously and risibly ahistorical back stories for how great they once were (e.g., inventing all sorts of things their descendants can master now). Sorta like each one is descended from some African prince.
It's sad, really.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 17, 2016 10:08 PM (SRKgf)
Do y'all see many more similarities than differences as I do?
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 17, 2016 10:08 PM (3Q2mj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 17, 2016 10:08 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 17, 2016 10:09 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 17, 2016 10:11 PM (wYnyS)
You just said a mouthful.
*knowing nod*
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 17, 2016 10:11 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 17, 2016 10:12 PM (Nwg0u)
That's funny, because when I read the original, I put in the can't automatically from your context.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2016 10:12 PM (hyuyC)
It (referring to life) is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
Macbeth Act V
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2016 10:12 PM (bpZlE)
Posted by: Infidel at July 17, 2016 10:13 PM (I5pd9)
Yeah Bush's fault.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 17, 2016 09:46 PM (MNgU2)
No, I don't put it on him alone. I'm saying he did nothing to slow or reverse it. So instead of 8 years Clinton, and 8 years of O'bumbles, it is 24 years of consistent leftward push of government.
We've also had many republican majorities in that time that also did nothing. I don't blame Bush alone.
But I don't exonerate him, either.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 17, 2016 10:13 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 17, 2016 10:14 PM (Nwg0u)
That helps!
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 17, 2016 10:11 PM (wYnyS)
Yeah, I recast the sentence, and forgot to make that emendation.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 17, 2016 10:14 PM (SRKgf)
Except pbho. May he always be a cautionary tale of hubris, stupidity, and lack of wit to shut his mouth.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2016 10:15 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 17, 2016 10:15 PM (rwI+c)
I wasn't correcting you. :^) I just love Shakespeare and I'm impressed that you referred to Shakespeare to begin with
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2016 10:15 PM (bpZlE)
Do y'all see many more similarities than differences as I do?
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty
When I see the criminals follow Obama down the aisle during the SOTU Address, the closest historical image I can compare it to is the assortment of clowns, pedophiles, drug addicts, murderers and freaks who made up Hitler's closest advisors and sycophants.
Hitler's bunch were a bunch of fuckups, as was he, but they still almost burned the world down. The same is true of the DemonRats today. Freaks and assholes with unlimited power and resources. And they hate us.
If we weren't well-armed they would have been filling the camps long ago.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 17, 2016 10:15 PM (E0BtF)
*holds bag behind back*
Who, me?
Posted by: DNC at July 17, 2016 10:15 PM (9ym/8)
And we are merely players
Performers and portrayers
Each another's audience
Outside the gilded cage
--Rush, "Limelight"
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2016 10:16 PM (0mRoj)
Did you combine a couple of plays there? ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2016 10:16 PM (bpZlE)
Technically, I think the statement is "I don't blame the Bushes alone!"
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 17, 2016 10:17 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Infidel at July 17, 2016 10:17 PM (I5pd9)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 17, 2016 10:15 PM (E0BtF)
And that right there, needs to be printed up on a few million tee shirts, bumper stickers, yard signs, billboards, blimps, stadium scoreboards, and more.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 17, 2016 10:18 PM (v5iqM)
I think that's sealed. Like the Titanic.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 17, 2016 10:18 PM (9ym/8)
Sad.
I think their are a lot of "CON-servative" commentators casting about trying to pick up the pieces of their shattered lives. None more than that dude.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 17, 2016 10:18 PM (cdo9e)
Uh., No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas! I--I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2016 10:19 PM (hyuyC)
It's been nothing but progressivism since the early 1900's. Reagan was a fluke.
Posted by: Infidel at July 17, 2016 10:17 PM
And he only managed to slow it down. Slightly.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 17, 2016 10:21 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Jean at July 17, 2016 10:21 PM (Doh4+)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/o9r8p8r
I like "There is no more mercy in him than milk in a male tiger."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2016 10:21 PM (bpZlE)
Faulkner wrote a book, The Sound and The Fury, based on that turn of a phrase.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 17, 2016 10:21 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at July 17, 2016 10:22 PM (Cq0oW)
I miss Joan Rivers. Not only was she a strong supporter of Israel she made that joke about the Mooch being a tranny and refused to apologize for a joke.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2016 10:22 PM (iQIUe)
You asked for just one example of Bush slowing down the Left. If I give you the most obvious one you'll say that's not enough and it doesn't count. If I give you another , it still won't be enough. People on your side aren't your enemy just because they don't agree with you 100% or accomplish everthing you want. Keep your eye on the enemy.
By the way , Bush stopped the assault on the 2nd amendment, he implemented the Mexico City policy, he withdrew us from the ABM treaty and reversed Clinton's anti business EO's and eke instead double taxation. That's just some of what he did.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 17, 2016 10:22 PM (MNgU2)
The thing about ol' Adolf. It was an entire cast and crew and fcuk-ups. It took the world almost a decade and nearly 100 million dead to figure that out.
We should've learned.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 17, 2016 10:22 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2016 10:16 PM (0mRoj)
Shakespeare did it better! ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2016 10:22 PM (bpZlE)
'How did this happen?'
Dumbasses been told and told over and over. Out of sympathy for idiots.
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2016 10:22 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2016 10:22 PM (1q5Dq)
Posted by: Infidel at July 17, 2016 10:06 PM (I5pd9)
Thanks for the heads up. One of my favorite movies.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 17, 2016 10:23 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 17, 2016 10:23 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 17, 2016 10:23 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Jean at July 17, 2016 10:23 PM (Doh4+)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 17, 2016 10:24 PM (9ym/8)
Technically, I think the statement is "I don't blame the Bushes alone!"
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 17, 2016 10:17 PM (wYnyS)
I think I'm being misunderstood again.
I have in the past looked at republican administrations as respites from the leftward crawl of government. I think many of us have, and we have a tendency to even defend them against the notion.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 17, 2016 10:24 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 17, 2016 10:25 PM (zzzTG)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 17, 2016 10:25 PM (kTF2Z)
Called it:
Don't worry. Before next morning's news conference, we'll magically have that reduced to one lone gunman, with no accomplices, and with an unknown motivation.
Posted by: Baton Rouge PD,, Dallas PD, Orlando PD, The FBI.....
Washington Post 1 hour: A lone gunman killed three law enforcement officers and wounded three others in Baton Rouge on Sunday morning.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 17, 2016 10:25 PM (kdS6q)
To assuage my disappointment with 2112 I'm giving A Farewell to Kings a chance.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!
I believe I prefer Hemispheres and later.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 17, 2016 10:25 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Infidel at July 17, 2016 10:25 PM (I5pd9)
No shit. What are they doing?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 17, 2016 10:27 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at July 17, 2016 10:27 PM (Cq0oW)
Semper Fi, duke
(no, I'm not a Marine but I honor the shit out of 'em)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 17, 2016 10:28 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 17, 2016 10:22 PM (MNgU2)
You liked him. Fine.
I'm less enthused about him now than I was eight years ago. BTW I voted for him twice because he was a damn sight better than ManBearPig or John F'n Kerry.
But we're not going to go tit for tat on his record.
Love him all you want.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 17, 2016 10:29 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 17, 2016 10:29 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: true movie facts at July 17, 2016 10:29 PM (olhkS)
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I just started a book today about the Apache wars. Originally, the Spanish owned the area and ordinary Mexicans owned guns. Then the Mexicans rebelled, kicked the Spanish out, and feuding Mexican war lord/bandit kings took over. They didn't want what happened to the Spanish to happen to them so they forbid the peons from owning arms. That made the peons ripe for the picking by the Apaches.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 17, 2016 10:30 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 17, 2016 10:25 PM (zzzTG)
Best Pokegeek meme so far:
https://tinyurl.com/zbm3v4q
Posted by: Country Singer at July 17, 2016 10:31 PM (GUBah)
The Kenyan word "Obama" means "racist hate speech".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 17, 2016 10:12 PM (Nwg0u)
I thought it meant "flying toilet".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2016 10:32 PM (LuZz8)
Okay twice.
But they seem to place them in high traffic, populated places without any sense of what kind of locale it is. What Country Boy has been complaining about seems to be common
Posted by: L, Elle at July 17, 2016 10:32 PM (6IPEM)
No shit. What are they doing?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 17, 2016 10:27 PM (9ym/
They show up trying to catch Pokemon or something, I'm still a little fuzzy on it all.
Apparently though if you're walking, you can somehow score more points. So they do the same thing every time, every one of them: drive onto the property and creep along real slow, sometimes stopping, and always looking at their phone.
Somehow this property is on the game as some kind of destination. No idea how it got chosen.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 17, 2016 10:32 PM (zzzTG)
It's sad, really.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 17, 2016 10:08 PM (SRKgf)
****************Sort of like stealing someone's cultural heritage. Sad. So sad.
Posted by: Princess Lieawatha at July 17, 2016 10:33 PM (OU4q6)
I knew you would dismiss a response to your claim he did nothing to reverse , slow or stop the Left.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 17, 2016 10:33 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Country Boy
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So, WTF is this Pokemon thing then?
The only thing I know about it I read here. I guess it's a new "candy crush" but it's GPS based?
Walk around & find virtual easter eggs?
People do this shit? For real?
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2016 10:33 PM (3+cYV)
Somehow this property is on the game as some kind of destination. No idea how it got chosen.
Give them a whiff of the grape.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2016 10:33 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Media at July 17, 2016 10:34 PM (cHuNI)
The only thing I know about it I read here. I guess it's a new "candy crush" but it's GPS based?
Walk around find virtual easter eggs?
People do this shit? For real?
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2016 10:33 PM (3+cYV)
When adults did it for years and years before, it was called "geocaching".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2016 10:35 PM (LuZz8)
One somewhere put up a sign, that this yard is private and not for Pokeman playing, there's a bar down the street, go there, have a beer and ponder your stupid life choices.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 17, 2016 10:35 PM (DW+jj)
People do this shit? For real?
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2016 10:33 PM (3+cYV)
I mentioned earlier we are on property 24/7 and even the overnight guys are chasing people off property now.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 17, 2016 10:36 PM (zzzTG)
Somebody placed it on the app. Throw up a gate. Keep random assholes from driving up.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 17, 2016 10:36 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: josephistan at July 17, 2016 10:36 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 17, 2016 10:36 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Infidel at July 17, 2016 10:37 PM (I5pd9)
Posted by: more-plausible Loretta Lynch testimony at July 17, 2016 10:37 PM (olhkS)
People do this shit? For real?
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2016 10:33 PM (3+cYV)
Retards gotta retard.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 17, 2016 10:37 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: JB at July 17, 2016 10:37 PM (xYVo0)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 17, 2016 10:36 PM (9ym/
We're required to keep the front entrance open 24/7.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 17, 2016 10:38 PM (zzzTG)
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I suddenly understand that scene for the trailer for The Happening.
Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 17, 2016 10:38 PM (3Liv/)
Incredible!!
Posted by: Kreplach at July 17, 2016 10:38 PM (cdo9e)
Treat them like wolves.
Shoot, Shovel, Shut Up.
Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2016 10:38 PM (+JEIj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 17, 2016 10:36 PM (IqV8l)
Two guys walked off a cliff the other day.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 17, 2016 10:39 PM (zzzTG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 17, 2016 10:36 PM
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The first time I played the game, they put one of those little buggers on the middle of the highway. Not kidding.
Dumb people and kids will die bc of this stupid fad
Posted by: L, Elle at July 17, 2016 10:39 PM (6IPEM)
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Apparently based on ingress.
Do you have a roadside shrine or cross or something? Nearby?
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at July 17, 2016 10:39 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2016 10:40 PM (+wjl1)
Thanks, CBD, for posting this. I will put up a post on my blog for the book/movie tomorrow.
The more people hear about it, the better.
Posted by: @votermom at July 17, 2016 10:41 PM (7lVbc)
Learn how to get humans acting like trained monkeys -- this seems to really hit the reward centers, the endorphine hit. Damned good at turning masses of millennials into the idiots and retards they apparently are.
All the location data is being stored. Want to know details of a local area? It's being provided by the throngs of doofusses running around.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 17, 2016 10:41 PM (DW+jj)
D'Souza is a great American and a fine man, but these types of films are past their shelf life. Yeah, we get it. He's pretty much preaching to the choir now. Everyone is aware. If not, they're a lost cause.
Posted by: jacke at July 17, 2016 10:41 PM (i8Shl)
Darwin works in mysterious ways, his wonder to achieve.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 17, 2016 10:41 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 17, 2016 10:39 PM (6IPEM)
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You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at July 17, 2016 10:41 PM (461pE)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 17, 2016 10:41 PM (9ym/8)
No shit. What are they doing?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 17, 2016 10:27 PM (9ym/
They show up trying to catch Pokemon or something, I'm still a little fuzzy on it all.
Apparently though if you're walking, you can somehow score more points. So they do the same thing every time, every one of them: drive onto the property and creep along real slow, sometimes stopping, and always looking at their phone.
Somehow this property is on the game as some kind of destination. No idea how it got chosen.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 17, 2016 10:32 PM (zzzTG
Kinda makes you long for a time when couple would sneak onto a property to have sex or drink a few beers.
I read that the rare Pokeman are found in rivers and areas out in the country and woods. The whole thing is very bizzare behavior from so called mentally stable adults.
The few videos I've seen remind me of zombie hordes or infected people.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 17, 2016 10:42 PM (3Q2mj)
Try a BEWARE: VICIOUS DOG sign. Plus some tattered clothing and red paint.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2016 10:40 PM (+wjl1)
They actually have to look up from their phones for it to be effective.
Rig a motion sensor to a recording of a really nasty dog barking. Turn to 11.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2016 10:42 PM (LuZz8)
Now back to re-runs of Matlock.
Posted by: Harun at July 17, 2016 10:42 PM (dZQh7)
Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2016 10:42 PM (0uuiT)
A good developer could make a small bundle if they were to produce a Pokemon Eraser app.
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at July 17, 2016 10:42 PM (Cq0oW)
"Bush stopped the assault on the 2nd amendment"
Stopped. Yep, hasn't been restricted or threatened since then. Tis a Golden Age.
"He implemented the Mexico City policy"
Governing by EO instead of by law, because Dubya didn't have the stones to fight on the Congress floor. And thus, the policy just gets reversed every time the Dems take over.
"Reversed Clinton's anti business EO's"
Have to be more specific.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 17, 2016 10:43 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 17, 2016 10:43 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at July 17, 2016 10:44 PM (461pE)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 17, 2016 10:44 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
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DO NOT do this.
A lawyer once told me that if you have a Beware Of Dog sign, you're basically admitting that your dog is vicious. You are now liable for any dog attacks from intruders onto your property.
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2016 10:44 PM (3+cYV)
and crew and fcuk-ups. It took the world almost a decade and nearly 100
million dead to figure that out.
We should've learned.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 17, 2016 10:22 PM (9ym/
As someone said.."Say what you want about Hitler....but he killed Hitler."
Posted by: Mimzey at July 17, 2016 10:44 PM (aRUb8)
People do this shit? For real?"
I'm off to the golf course where I hit little white balls into a hole with my friends. We even keep score to see who "won."
Posted by: Harun at July 17, 2016 10:44 PM (dZQh7)
?
You in a subhur?b
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 17, 2016 10:41 PM (9ym/
Yes, and a major highway.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 17, 2016 10:45 PM (zzzTG)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 17, 2016 10:39 PM (6IPEM)
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You say that like it's a bad thing.
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Speaking of Darwin at work . . . .
http://tinyurl.com/jznlc7f
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 17, 2016 10:46 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Harun at July 17, 2016 10:46 PM (dZQh7)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 17, 2016 10:43 PM (6IPEM)
Our society has largely obviated natural selection. This is a step back in the right direction. If you're stupid enough to do this, and you're over 10 years old, go for it. Gotta get 'em all.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 17, 2016 10:47 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Harun at July 17, 2016 10:44 PM (dZQh7)
And pay dearly for the privilege!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 17, 2016 10:47 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 17, 2016 10:47 PM (nkCeM)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 17, 2016 10:47 PM (9ym/8)
Related to this, I found it somewhat interesting that the Cleveland PD detective who did the phone interview with FauxNews said this: "We need some leadership in this country to come forward and put an end to this."
Go back and the first substantial statement by the Dallas PD chief on the massacre (think it was that night, his appearance with the mayor?) had almost identical language - which piqued my interest greatly at the time. The need for "leadership in the country".
In context, there's almost no other way to read these statements, from police who feel under siege (and surely this feeling has been growing rapidly since Ferguson).
Dunno where this goes, if anywhere. But trying to remember the last time you could drug almost any policeman or police official across the country with truth serum and they'd all basically say: the federal govt. led by the president is inciting the populace to actual violence against us for no reason.
Posted by: Imaginary Trump at July 17, 2016 10:48 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Jake at July 17, 2016 10:48 PM (+qY+t)
This Pokemon Go started as an April fools joke.
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at July 17, 2016 10:48 PM (Cq0oW)
Apropos of nothing, Rush 2112 is not nearly as good as I remembered it.
I must have been high before.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at July 17, 2016 10:05 PM (rwI+c)
La Villa Strangiato, however, gets better the more it's listened to....
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2016 10:48 PM (EzgxV)
A lawyer once told me that if you have a Beware Of Dog sign, you're basically admitting that your dog is vicious. You are now liable for any dog attacks from intruders onto your property.
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2016 10:44 PM
Put up a sign which states:
THERE IS NO DOG!!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 17, 2016 10:49 PM (IqV8l)
Stumbling onto Vic's lawn is a mistake a Moron only makes once.
Petrified grass does not make for a soft green lush carpet of grass. At. All.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 17, 2016 10:07 PM (v5iqM)
Did you see any waterspout action?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2016 10:49 PM (EzgxV)
I can see why it's popular but the graphics are really lame and all the distance measurements are in metric so it pretty much sucks.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 17, 2016 10:49 PM (6IPEM)
http://tinyurl.com/hwggk86
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 17, 2016 10:50 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Harun at July 17, 2016 10:44 PM (dZQh7)
And pay dearly for the privilege!
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And the whole idea is the closer you get to zero, the more you win so why play at all?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 17, 2016 10:50 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 17, 2016 10:50 PM (zzzTG)
I knew you would dismiss a response to your claim he did nothing to reverse , slow or stop the Left.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 17, 2016 10:33 PM (MNgU2)
Poke. Poke. poke poke.
Those are the words I see.
Looking for a fight, Joe? You got a good case of beer muscles or something?
Find another target.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 17, 2016 10:52 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: Hank at July 17, 2016 08:39 PM (jtVRk)
Well, if anybody is an expert at getting money out of politics, Hillaroid is it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2016 10:53 PM (GSdpU)
Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 17, 2016 10:53 PM (nkCeM)
A lawyer once told me that if you have a Beware Of Dog sign, you're basically admitting that your dog is vicious. You are now liable for any dog attacks from intruders onto your property.
Yes. Use the government issued 'Posted, No Trespassing' sign provided by the State game folks. Or, bright yellow construction hazard tape and a simple 'Danger' sign.
Posted by: Jean at July 17, 2016 10:53 PM (Doh4+)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 17, 2016 10:53 PM (9ym/8)
and fat
Posted by: Jake at July 17, 2016 10:54 PM (+qY+t)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2016 10:49 PM (EzgxV)
Nah. Only when the fat wimmins at the beach vent from their blowhole.
But nothing weather related. What was in the news was about a mile n' a half from here, and not in my line of sight from the hacienda.
That said, I did see one skip down the beach in about the same location about a decade ago.
Pretty impressive bit of weather, that.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 17, 2016 10:54 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at July 17, 2016 10:54 PM (Cq0oW)
291 Just chased another Pokemon player off the property. This is just getting ridiculous.
Posted by: Country Boy
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So, WTF is this Pokemon thing then?
The only thing I know about it I read here. I guess it's a new "candy crush" but it's GPS based?
Walk around find virtual easter eggs?
People do this shit? For real?
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2016 10:33 PM (3+cYV)
Wait until they decide that touching Tucker's butt will earn them one "Shittangrin" point.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2016 10:55 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2016 10:44 PM
Hi, I'm Joe Nasty of the Nasty Law Firm. Here's a free legal tip from the Nasty Law Firm: dog owners are responsible for the actions of their dogs. I remember once when I was walking my dog through my neighborhood and he pissed on the leg of a judge I know who was also walking his dog through the neighborhood. The judge got mad and told me he'd never decide a case in my favor again, so I did the honorable lawyer thing and shot him dead right there in the street with my AR-15. We all know that anything I do with my AR-15 is nice and legal because the lefty trial lawyer association tells me so in all their anti-NRA propaganda they send me every month. Ha ha, was that judge's face red, or would have been had he lived. Anyway, thanks for listening and be sure to choose the Nasty Law Firm for all your legal needs. Now I have to go and drown myself in more brandy.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 17, 2016 10:55 PM (q7T0y)
he will be here in 3 seconds, can you run that fast?
Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 17, 2016 10:53 PM (nkCeM)
Per Zevon song
Don't knock on my door unless you know my rotweilers name
Fantastic sign
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 17, 2016 10:55 PM (voOPb)
Gate sign with image of a Dobie saying
he will be here in 3 seconds, can you run that fast?
Posted by: gNewt
Who's afraid of Dwayne Hickman?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 17, 2016 10:57 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 17, 2016 10:57 PM (voOPb)
was the coup in Turkey a hoax or a fuckup?
Posted by: Jake at July 17, 2016 10:58 PM (+qY+t)
A lawyer once told me that if you have a Beware Of Dog sign, you're
basically admitting that your dog is vicious. You are now liable for any
dog attacks from intruders onto your property.///
How about a "Do not feed the tame LIONS!" sign?
Posted by: Willy J. at July 17, 2016 10:58 PM (mRvs9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 17, 2016 10:59 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 17, 2016 10:59 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Mr. Erdogan at July 17, 2016 10:59 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 17, 2016 11:00 PM (voOPb)
What format are you listening to? Some CD masterings of it are really trebly and very fatiguing to listen to. Which does not help Geddy Lees vocals.
Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2016 11:00 PM (+JEIj)
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2016 11:00 PM (o/90i)
To further develop this Pokemon GPS game with phone thing
The next iteration ought to be Lovecraft Mythos inspired because everything goes there eventually anyway.
But if you collect too many.... well shit. Now I'm stumped.
How do you simulate insanity, awakening elder gods etc? Does everyone else's phone explode? What?
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at July 17, 2016 11:00 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: Jake
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FU is my guess.
Piss poor planning.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2016 11:00 PM (ANVXm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 17, 2016 11:00 PM (q7T0y)
If you didn't take the little bag with the heart, giblets and coup out before you cooked it - you fucked it up.
Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2016 11:01 PM (+JEIj)
Hey, that's purty smart.
What lions? Find 'em.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 17, 2016 11:01 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: cthulhu
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Heh.
Let the idiots try it. You, of all people, should know better than to event suggest that.
*I believe that you were the fist person he ever tried to take a chunk out of.
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2016 11:02 PM (3+cYV)
with image of a Dobie saying
he will be here in 3 seconds, can you run that fast?
Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 17, 2016 10:53 PM (nkCeM)
Per Zevon song
Don't knock on my door unless you know my rotweilers name
Fantastic sign
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 17, 2016 10:55 PM (voOPb)
Mentioned that to the fiancee, and she said, "Hi, Peaches!!! Good dog!!!"
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2016 11:02 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at July 17, 2016 11:03 PM (Cq0oW)
so?
was the coup in Turkey a hoax or a fuckup?
Posted by: Jake at July 17, 2016 10:58 PM (+qY+t)
Faux coup.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2016 11:04 PM (EzgxV)
- Coup in Turkey!
- Riots in Delhi!
- Revolution in Chile!
...And now a word from our sponsor, Subway...
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 17, 2016 11:04 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 17, 2016 11:04 PM (Nwg0u)
Was a funny pic in the local rag of the 8th Grade AP/Deans List Students.
There was a goth chic in the back row with a Misfits Skull T Shirt on. I liked her style.
Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2016 11:05 PM (+JEIj)
Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2016 11:06 PM (+JEIj)
Posted by: Willy J. at July 17, 2016 11:06 PM (mRvs9)
I think whoever was behind it counted noses, officers, military units and thought they had more support.
My guess is a lot of people that were counted on by whoever was leading the coupl, were playing a double game. Pretending to be in the coup, but actually playing for Erdogan's team.
As the plans developed, I would guess that Erdogan's security people saw it as an opportunity to destroy the opposition in the military and get a stronger grip on the country. So they let it play out, then crushed it.
Erdogan is a Islamist thug. And a good friend of President Barry Soetoro.
15 years after 9/11 and the President of the United States is named Barack Hussein Obama.
How did it come to this?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...shooting at wolves at July 17, 2016 11:07 PM (Cz05v)
Posted by: Willy J. at July 17, 2016 11:07 PM (mRvs9)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 17, 2016 10:59 PM (DW+jj)
The firm expanded back in the 90s. It's now Dewey, Cheatum, Howe, and Clinton.
Posted by: LawLurker at July 17, 2016 11:07 PM (b2PbZ)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2016 11:04 PM (EzgxV)
Gesundheit.
Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2016 11:06 PM (+JEIj)
399 Faux coup.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2016 11:04 PM (EzgxV)
Gesundheit
You two should call each other before posting. This could get emarrasing.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 17, 2016 11:08 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2016 11:09 PM (0mRoj)
And I was going to make a silly fois gras joke.
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2016 11:09 PM (3+cYV)
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at July 17, 2016 11:09 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 17, 2016 11:10 PM (Nwg0u)
Faux coup.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2016 11:04 PM (EzgxV)
Oh yeah? Well, faux coup too, pal!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2016 11:10 PM (0mRoj)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OfWc52smNs8
I hope Christina Aguilera had to pay royalty fees to the estate of whoever wrote that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ScjucUV8v0
Posted by: The Verve at July 17, 2016 11:11 PM (olhkS)
Friday, the pair pled NOT GUILTY to criminal trespassing. I'm hoping the judge gives this stupid b... at least 30 days in jail, the minimum sentence.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 17, 2016 11:11 PM (ZgFWy)
It'll get you tossed off a 14 story building in Abu Dhabi.
Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2016 11:11 PM (+JEIj)
Hmm....
Got any referrals? They sound perfect.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 17, 2016 11:11 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 17, 2016 11:11 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 17, 2016 10:25 PM (zzzTG)
Toe poppers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2016 11:12 PM (GSdpU)
of the Toledo (ohio) zoo at 1:30 in the morning to chase Pokemon.
Yeah, but golfers do the exact same thing.
Posted by: millenial logic at July 17, 2016 11:14 PM (olhkS)
- Coup in Turkey!
- Riots in Delhi!
- Revolution in Chile!
...And now a word from our sponsor, Subway...
---------------
They're rioting in Africa
They're starving in Spain
There's hurricanes in Florida
And Texas needs rain
The whole world is festering with unhappy souls
The french hate the Germans, the Germans hate the Poles
Italians hate Yugoslavs, South Africans hate the Dutch
And I don't like anybody very much!!
Posted by: The Kingston Trio at July 17, 2016 11:14 PM (ANVXm)
Posted by: Rex Ryan at July 17, 2016 11:14 PM (+JEIj)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 17, 2016 11:15 PM (cqiFV)
Proctology practice: Proba, Keister, and Wince"
Shit. Where did all these fantastic lawyers come from all of a sudden?
*makes notes*
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 17, 2016 11:15 PM (9ym/8)
I really hate to say it, but they're all a bunch of jerks.
Seems like everybody's shakin' cause the Big One's 'bout to fall.
I'm just tryin' to hold it steady while I piss on the wall.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 17, 2016 11:16 PM (DW+jj)
Based of course, on their billable hours.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 17, 2016 11:18 PM (v5iqM)
Wait until they decide that touching Tucker's butt will earn them one "Shittangrin" point.
Posted by: cthulhu
------------------
Heh.
Let the idiots try it. You, of all people, should know better than to event suggest that.
*I believe that you were the fist person he ever tried to take a chunk out of.
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2016 11:02 PM (3+cYV)
Note to Horde: I took the "Cthulhu Apology Tour" from Greensboro to Norfolk, acquired bourbon along the way, and groveled on Chi's porch at a level I felt appropriate for my level of fucking-up (6 on a 1-to-10 scale) and causing him grief (
. When he surprised me and graciously invited me into his home and spent the afternoon socializing, Tucker clearly was nonplussed and viewed me with deep, deep suspicion.At times when Chi was out of the room, I was playing around with the "oh, yeah, I sneak around like a cartoon character" thing as a way of joking-away Tucker's reaction. Little did I know, but Tucker had been watching way too many TV cartoons over years and went absolutely nuts when I did this.
This led, later, to Tucker actually getting a nip at my heel when we were outside. No blood drawn or damage done, but I'm sure he felt it was a moral victory.
The next time I visit Chi, I'm going to spend considerably more time wooing Tucker over to the dark side.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2016 11:18 PM (EzgxV)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ScjucUV8v0
-
Nasty, Brutish & Short, Attorneys at Law is all over that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 17, 2016 11:19 PM (Nwg0u)
trebly and very fatiguing to listen to. Which does not help Geddy Lees
vocals.
---
the only thing that helps his vocals, and Rush songs in general, is the mute button.
they are the BeeGees of AOR, minus the decent stuff the BeeGees released before they went disco.
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 17, 2016 11:19 PM (cqiFV)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 17, 2016 11:21 PM (cqiFV)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 17, 2016 11:22 PM (9ym/8)
--
I thought it was Rack, Cock, and Bang.
Or was that a p--n flick?
Posted by: @votermom at July 17, 2016 11:23 PM (7lVbc)
Based of course, on their billable hours.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 17, 2016 11:18 PM (v5iqM)
There's gonna be lawyers in heaven?
Oh God no please.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 17, 2016 11:23 PM (zzzTG)
Posted by: @votermom at July 17, 2016 11:24 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 17, 2016 11:24 PM (bQxkN)
Breaking News:
- Coup in Turkey!
- Riots in Delhi!
- Revolution in Chile!
...And now a word from our sponsor, Subway...
---------------
They're rioting in Africa
They're starving in Spain
There's hurricanes in Florida
And Texas needs rain
The whole world is festering with unhappy souls
The french hate the Germans, the Germans hate the Poles
Italians hate Yugoslavs, South Africans hate the Dutch
And I don't like anybody very much!!
Posted by: The Kingston Trio at July 17, 2016 11:14 PM (ANVXm)
I actually sang that IRL to Rum while driving through the streets of San Francisco one afternoon. I had to make sure I maintained sufficient speed that she wouldn't jump out during the process....looked kind of like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31JgMAHVeg0
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2016 11:25 PM (EzgxV)
Oh God no please.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 17, 2016 11:23 PM (zzzTG)
Phffftt!
That's just a joke lawyers tell each other.
It wouldn't be heaven with lawyers.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 17, 2016 11:25 PM (kKHcp)
https://tinyurl.com/zrb5q4o
I mean read the article. Don't just look at the picture. And reflect that these idiots are allowed to vote.
This kind of shit is pushing me towards the "Repeal the 19th Amendment" corner.
Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2016 11:27 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 17, 2016 11:27 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: @votermom at July 17, 2016 11:27 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 17, 2016 11:27 PM (Nwg0u)
I saw a thing on the Internet. It turns out that Donald Trump is actually Hitler. If he's elected, he's going to do Hitler stuff. (Hitler's a Nazi, you know. I don't mean to pigeonhole people but as a rule Nazis are bad.)
I hope the Republicans don't nominate him at this week's convention. If they do, it'll be like the fifth time in a row that Hitler will be the GOP candidate.
Posted by: FireHorse at July 17, 2016 11:29 PM (fC4Vg)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 17, 2016 11:30 PM (Nwg0u)
Can you think of a worse form of Hell, than that they should be in a place of total honesty, integrity, morality and pure, holiness, love and peace?
I mean, why reward them with Hades? They'd be all like Brer Rabbit, beggin' not to be thrown into their favorite briar patch.
Now, I suppose those condemned lawyers in Heaven might serve some useful function or another. Maintenance crew for streets of gold.
They'd get to dig, but never own.
Too harsh?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 17, 2016 11:31 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: FireHorse at July 17, 2016 11:29 PM (fC4Vg)
You'd think they'd find somebody more moderate, and acceptable to minority voters. Like Idi Amin.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2016 11:31 PM (GSdpU)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 17, 2016 11:32 PM (cqiFV)
Too harsh?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 17, 2016 11:31 PM (v5iqM)
Little bit, yeah.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at July 17, 2016 11:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2016 11:34 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 17, 2016 11:34 PM (cqiFV)
Good evening, all. I have nothing profound or informative to say, but (because?) I installed Pokemon this evening, walked into my front yard and caught two creatures, and then uninstalled it. I can see the appeal: there are little cartoon dragons and such in your actual vicinity. But I'm going to resist this particular habit.
Posted by: iforgot at July 17, 2016 11:34 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Jake at July 17, 2016 11:35 PM (+qY+t)
Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2016 11:35 PM (sdi6R)
Based of course, on their billable hours.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 17, 2016 11:18 PM (v5iqM
Damn fine joke you delivered sir.
*comedy club applause*
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 17, 2016 11:36 PM (3Q2mj)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 17, 2016 11:31 PM (v5iqM)
I stand corrected.
Too harsh? Holding my fingers so close together you barely see daylight, but mebbe.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 17, 2016 11:36 PM (kKHcp)
The hoarder neighbor lady let her German Shepherd get out again. It's been running the street & barking in everyone's yard for an hour now.
She won't come to me when I call her.
Do I go shoot the dog?
Do I go bang on crazy lady's door?
Call the cops? It's almost fucking midnight, dammit!
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2016 11:37 PM (3+cYV)
Posted by: LawLurker at July 17, 2016 08:50 PM (b2PbZ)
As opposed to Farrakhan and his Mother Ship Theory.
Frankly, I am sick to death of the lot of them...BLM, Nation of Islam, New Black Pantywaists, Black Power, etc. Not from a racist standpoint, but, from a point of weariness, to wit, every day, people get to America from India, China, and yes, even Africa, and they have less than nothing and they work their fingers to the bone and by the next generation--they have doctors, lawyers, and so on and so forth. If you are Black or Brown in this country and you don't get a college degree without lifting a finger or paying a bill-then you don't have anyone to blame but yourself. Don't want to go to college, well, then head on down to the Small Business Administration and let them know that your are kinda sorta lukewarm about starting a minority owned business and wham--low interest loans, set aside quotas for mibs, and hot damn, you gotz a business. But, if you do get that degree and get out or start a successful bidness, then, you are just another sellout Uncle Tom or Aunt Jemima.
All this utter bullshit about how tough young Black men have it in the ghetto because of cops is just another weak false narrative designed to get Poor Black America to not notice how the Dims have put them in these broken neighborhoods and kept them there. So, Black America, continue to let professional rabble rousers cause you to act like fools-killing Black cops, letting gangs kill your children with both bullets and drugs, and rioting to destroy your own neighborhoods. Those agitators sleep just fine at night in their suburban homes or upscale loft apartments.
I.AM.DONE.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at July 17, 2016 11:38 PM (kXoT0)
A treasure hunt with no treasure seems the height of stupidity.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at July 17, 2016 11:38 PM (461pE)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 17, 2016 11:39 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at July 17, 2016 11:41 PM (kXoT0)
Apparently these assholes have broken that chain to get to "objects" for the last 3 nights. I am going up there tomorrow. 5/8" Aircraft cable is going across. Shitheads.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 17, 2016 11:42 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at July 17, 2016 11:38 PM (461pE)
Welcome to 2016 America.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 17, 2016 11:42 PM (zzzTG)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 17, 2016 11:42 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: FireHorse at July 17, 2016 11:47 PM (fC4Vg)
Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at July 18, 2016 12:12 AM (CL76w)
law enforcement officers and wounded three others in Baton Rouge on
Sunday morning.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 17, 2016 10:25 PM (kdS6q)
You left off: "While defending himself from a brutal attack by the racist officers."
Posted by: An Observation at July 18, 2016 12:15 AM (C8yAi)
My goodness - help, please.
The hoarder neighbor lady let her German Shepherd get out again.
It's been running the street barking in everyone's yard for an
hour now.
She won't come to me when I call her.
Do I go shoot the dog?
Do I go bang on crazy lady's door?
Call the cops? It's almost fucking midnight, dammit!
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2016 11:37 PM (3+cYV)
Whatever advice I might give you is likely to be embarrassingly wrong. Just ignore it in advance.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2016 12:30 AM (EzgxV)
Cops, Chi. Definitely call the cops.
Posted by: FireHorse at July 17, 2016 11:47 PM (fC4Vg)
^^^Another misguided fool.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2016 12:31 AM (EzgxV)
450
My goodness - help, please.
The hoarder neighbor lady let her German Shepherd get out again.
It's been running the street barking in everyone's yard for an
hour now.
She won't come to me when I call her.
Do I go shoot the dog?
Do I go bang on crazy lady's door?
Call the cops? It's almost fucking midnight, dammit!
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2016 11:37 PM (3+cYV)
Whatever advice I might give you is likely to be embarrassingly wrong. Just ignore it in advance.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2016 12:30 AM (EzgxV)
What's the relationship between you and Tucker and this German Shepherd? If it's friendly and playful enough, you could stick it in your backyard overnight.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2016 12:33 AM (EzgxV)
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