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Overnight Open Thread (16 Jul 2016)
Southern Border
Admiral cites concern of Islamic radicalization in Latin America.In a Southern Command briefing with Stars and Stripes this month, officials said the Islamic State group online publication Dabiq said that human-smuggling networks could be used to move its members, though there are no clear indication that fighters have successfully gained entry into the U.S. this way.
Well it only took a few years before someone used their drive a truck plan through a crowd of people so it's only a matter of time before they use these smuggling networks to gain entry. Of course, they don't have to go this route when we're just taking in 10's of thousands of refugees. We're letting them in through the front door. The attack in Nice shows cars and trucks can be powerful weapons of terror. Ya think? I did find this little nugget down near the end of the article.
The driver was armed with a pistol and shot at police before he was killed. The ownership of firearms faces strict legal restrictions in France, though smugglers exploiting Europe's open borders have created a thriving black market for guns.
Question for open borders and gun control types. How are your gun control dreams going to work when you work to not secure our borders? Gender Wars Please make it stop. This is beyond ridiculous. Connecticut officially redefines all language dealing with "gender".
First of all, LGBT is no longer in play. Now you'll need to sign up for LGBTQI. (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Questioning & Intersex.) And there's plenty more beyond that. Gayby: (Pronounced Gay-Bee) the child or children of a gay couple or individual.
Homophobic propaganda: propaganda based on homo-negativity and homophobia towards homosexual and sometimes other non-heterosexual people.
Gender gifted: a person whose capacity for gender expression exceeds the binary.
Gun Play
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2016 09:50 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2016 09:51 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2016 09:53 PM (bksJQ)
Posted by: Adriane the Pop Psychology Critic ... at July 16, 2016 09:53 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: @votermom at July 16, 2016 09:54 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: PaleRider at July 16, 2016 09:54 PM (wYRTH)
Oldie of the week. I hear someone tried to play this for Erdogan last night, and was instantaneously beheaded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ohq8meJzS4
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2016 09:55 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: cm9000 at July 16, 2016 09:55 PM (2TUVm)
"We continue to strive for greater change, we are encouraged by positive hiring trends," Williams notes.
If they really want diversity all of the lefty white running the place can quit on the spot and instant diversity
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 16, 2016 09:58 PM (GILMl)
Posted by: @votermom at July 16, 2016 09:58 PM (7lVbc)
Crutch. Christ. No assembly needed
Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2016 10:01 PM (ry34m)
state's Department of Children and Families has released a new glossary of terms designed to help you navigate the new world of transgender sensibilities
Bathroom bill: a defamatory term that was created and used by far-right extremists to oppose non-discrimination laws that protect transgender people.
So when does Connecticut start the gulags for those far right extremists?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 16, 2016 10:01 PM (GILMl)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at July 16, 2016 10:02 PM (H8Bf9)
I could never teach my dog to play frisbee. She would catch it, run away, lay down and start chewing. Also, tennis. If the ball hit the net, she was on the court in a flash, grabbed the ball and wd run away. She did play bounce or fly and really loved it. Sometimes she wd catch it on a fly and the ball wd wedge to tightly in her mouth and I would have to run over and pull it out. But boy did she love that game.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 16, 2016 10:02 PM (iQIUe)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBIxg3XiBaw
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2016 10:02 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 16, 2016 10:03 PM (atQ0F)
Try writing on your cat's paws and you are likely to get your eyes scratched out.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 16, 2016 10:06 PM (iQIUe)
LGBTQI. (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Questioning & Intersex.)
============
No, it's LGBTQIM. (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Questioning, Intersex & Moron.)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 16, 2016 10:08 PM (iQIUe)
There are a few around here.
Is it okay if we let them comment, or should we just drag them out and shoot them?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 16, 2016 10:08 PM (Zu3d9)
Any truth to this?
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 16, 2016 10:09 PM (atQ0F)
Speaking of movies....anyone see "Warcraft?" It seems to have disappeared rather quickly.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 16, 2016 10:09 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 16, 2016 10:10 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Paul Newman at July 16, 2016 10:10 PM (tSHug)
I've said for a couple of years that we are in WW3 (took a while for people to realize in the last two and 30 years to *really* get going in the Civil War) because the world is fighting muslim attacks on all the inhabited continents besides South America. Why not S America? Because a number of south and central American nations have allied themselves with the muslims. They want *so* badly to see the US taken down a peg that they ally themselves with a monster, thinking they will be able to either control it or go their separate ways when done. Proving they're fools.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 16, 2016 10:10 PM (GDulk)
I think the coup in Turkey was not staged as much as managed by the Erdogen government.
Crowds seemed to have plenty of large, Turkish flags everywhere and they even held a funeral for a dead security guy before his body was cold.
Looks like we were duped to me.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 16, 2016 10:11 PM (ej1L0)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2016 10:13 PM (OF/aZ)
Edrogan and his brown shirts have always been prepared for an attempted coup. He follows the Muslim Brotherhood playbook.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 16, 2016 10:13 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2016 10:14 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 16, 2016 10:15 PM (atQ0F)
Here's something I didnt know: Both Frido Kahlo and Diego Rivera broke with Trotskyism and openly became supporters of Stalin in 1939.
That was rude since Trotsky lived right around the corner. If they openly supported Stalin, then they openly supported Trotsky's assassination.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 16, 2016 10:15 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 16, 2016 10:10 PM (MNgU2)
Incidents like this are why I believe in bringing back the lash and the stocks.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 16, 2016 10:16 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 16, 2016 10:16 PM (MNgU2)
Hell of a business plan.
But I think I'll watch Warcraft when I can....it looked like fun.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 16, 2016 10:16 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 16, 2016 10:13 PM (MNgU2)
Yup...the troops all looked like they were lost and wondering why they had been called out on the bridge.
The security guys I have seen looked like they were all good to go and seemed to be enjoying the moment.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 16, 2016 10:16 PM (ej1L0)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Otherwise known as normal people.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 16, 2016 10:17 PM (20X6f)
Just got back from a splendiferous wedding. The bride and groom had Harley Quinn and The Joker as their wedding cake toppers.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 16, 2016 10:19 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2016 10:19 PM (EzgxV)
It was fine. I saw it because Son paid for tickets.Almost overwhelming visually (to me at least) even without going 3D. It was nice to get a pretty version of the backstory in 2 hours instead of 10 hours of YouTube videos.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 16, 2016 10:20 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 16, 2016 10:20 PM (FQKBL)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 16, 2016 10:20 PM (WTSFk)
I'm making tacos for late-night snacktime.
Posted by: Tucker at July 16, 2016 10:21 PM (sCQ6C)
----
Still not found USB drive but Scrivener's backup restored perfectly.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2016 10:21 PM (Oz2Jh)
Nope, it is women that do that to each other. They are the ones who define and enforce this stuff, and always have been.
We men, we're basically on the sidelines. We may be cheering or booing them, but we are on the sidelines.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 16, 2016 10:21 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: CDR M at July 16, 2016 10:21 PM (McoS+)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 16, 2016 10:21 PM (atQ0F)
Posted by: Chi at July 16, 2016 10:22 PM (sCQ6C)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2016 10:22 PM (PjWy4)
Bad Angel was a cool story.....what a pilot.
I think the coup in Turkey was not staged as much as managed by the Erdogen government.
Crowds seemed to have plenty of large, Turkish flags everywhere and
they even held a funeral for a dead security guy before his body was
cold.
Looks like we were duped to me.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 16, 2016 10:11 PM (ej1L0)
Purging the judiciary makes me think that a lot of the "coup leaders and plotters" were going to use the defense, "senior officers told us there was a drill and we should go to X and do Y on maneuvers."
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2016 10:22 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 16, 2016 10:20 PM (GDulk)Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 16, 2016 10:20 PM (FQKBL)Ah....good to hear. Thanks.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 16, 2016 10:22 PM (Zu3d9)
Sometimes I think Loki' s speech in the first Avengers movie might be true - a lot people do want to be ruled. They want to kneel.
Posted by: @votermom at July 16, 2016 10:22 PM (7lVbc)
Who in their right mind thinks its okay to take photos in a locker room? And who in their right mind thinks it's okay to post those photos to the internet?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 16, 2016 10:23 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2016 10:19 PM (EzgxV
Same antichrist spirit as well.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 16, 2016 10:24 PM (atQ0F)
Wow!
Although when I think about it that makes sense. Our movies are in demand all over the world.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 16, 2016 10:24 PM (Zu3d9)
Ataturk is dead, and the goatfuckers have won.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 16, 2016 10:24 PM (DW+jj)
Who in their right mind thinks its okay to take photos in a locker room? And who in their right mind thinks it's okay to post those photos to the internet?
The kind of people who work for Playboy, would be my guess.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 16, 2016 10:25 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2016 10:22 PM (EzgxV)
Should be some interesting SIGINT.
Posted by: CDR M at July 16, 2016 10:25 PM (McoS+)
Doing that to someone who is at the gym, doing her best to better herself - that's just low.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 16, 2016 10:27 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2016 10:21 PM (Oz2Jh)
So you have the most important stuff that was on the memory stick?
You know, it occurred to me there might be a market for a "thumb drive cloner". Envision a "Y" connector that looks like it allows two thumb drives to plugged into a USB port. But within it is hardware that presents to the system as a single thumb drive, but which writes to two identical thumb drives simultaneously. And which would not allow writing to only one of the drives, thus forcing you to make duplicate backups.
Add some hardware encryption to the device, and you'd have quite a nifty little data protection system.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2016 10:28 PM (GSdpU)
There was a cop taking a shower at the training academy when some perv came in with a video camera and started taping him. Little did the perv know was that his partner, K9 Officer Lobo, was waiting patiently in the locker room. K9 Officer Lobo made the arrest with out incident and detained him until the other officer dressed.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 16, 2016 10:28 PM (iQIUe)
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"senior officers told us there was a drill and we should go to X and do Y on maneuvers."
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2016 10:22 PM (EzgxV)
Should be some interesting SIGINT.
Posted by: CDR M at July 16, 2016 10:25 PM (McoS+)
It'll be interesting if Putin leaks it -- 'cause POTUS is clearly Erdogan's bitch.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2016 10:28 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: An American Commoner at July 16, 2016 10:28 PM (pxwEr)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2016 10:28 PM (EzgxV)
Or the Israeli's leak it.
Posted by: CDR M at July 16, 2016 10:29 PM (McoS+)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 16, 2016 10:30 PM (atQ0F)
Posted by: Mister Spock at July 16, 2016 10:30 PM (rxiN5)
state's Department of Children and Families has released a new glossary of terms designed to help you navigate the new world of transgender sensibilities
Bathroom bill: a defamatory term that was created and used by far-right extremists to oppose non-discrimination laws that protect transgender people.
So when does Connecticut start the gulags for those far right extremists?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 16, 2016 10:01 PM (GILMl)
So what part of Freedom of SPEECH does Con not Understand?
Posted by: Don Q. at July 16, 2016 10:31 PM (qf6WZ)
That is seriously messed up. They never fail to amaze and astound, do they?
Posted by: That guy who always says... at July 16, 2016 10:32 PM (Tyii7)
So far there is John Hurt, John Gielgud, and Peter O'Toole.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 16, 2016 10:32 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: CDR M at July 16, 2016 10:32 PM (McoS+)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 16, 2016 10:33 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: @votermom at July 16, 2016 10:33 PM (7lVbc)
It'll be interesting if Putin leaks it -- 'cause POTUS is clearly Erdogan's bitch.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2016 10:28 PM (EzgxV)
Or the Israeli's leak it.
Posted by: CDR M at July 16, 2016 10:29 PM (McoS+)
Actually, that makes me feel better. I was thinking that Erdogan probably had a deal with Putin.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2016 10:33 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Don Q.
They're a bit tripped up on the "Freedom" portion. Also, the "Speech" bit has them confused. And they're a little hazy on "of" as well.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 16, 2016 10:34 PM (lDrRt)
I remember buying Warcraft 1. I am convinced that the key to selling games is great cover art. This game was the first big RTS. The cinematic were really rough and suffered from all the problems of 1990s cgi, but the story-telling was ambitious. And they were constantly improving year after year. Until they were regularly putting out gorgeous scenes for three different franchises.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 16, 2016 10:34 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: An American Commoner at July 16, 2016 10:28 PM (pxwEr)
C47's were simple transports, AKA DC3. Since they were often used to evacuate wounded, or carry medics, they probably could not be armed, under the Geneva Conventions. At any rate, arming them would make them a legitimate military target. The Japanese didn't honor the Geneva Conventions, but any Japanese commander that ordered shooting down an unarmed plane might be subject to war crimes trial?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2016 10:34 PM (GSdpU)
Posted by: Country Boy at July 16, 2016 10:34 PM (oO+cT)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 16, 2016 10:35 PM (iQIUe)
Like that that's the biggest shit I got going on.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 16, 2016 10:35 PM (m4L2y)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 16, 2016 10:37 PM (rxiN5)
Oh and we are storing nuclear weapons there. And he has access to the second strongest military force in the world in NATO.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 16, 2016 10:38 PM (atQ0F)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 16, 2016 10:38 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 16, 2016 10:35 PM (m4L2y)
She won't elope unless you canteloupe?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2016 10:38 PM (GSdpU)
Posted by: Kalneva at July 16, 2016 10:38 PM (vhW1R)
Posted by: @votermom at July 16, 2016 10:39 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 16, 2016 10:39 PM (rxiN5)
Posted by: Kalneva at July 16, 2016 10:39 PM (vhW1R)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 16, 2016 10:40 PM (KCxzN)
Gee, this movie leaves nothing to the imagination: penii everywhere, handjobs, blowjobs, cunnilingus, anal sex and straight sex. How on earth did they get all these big stars to play in it?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 16, 2016 10:40 PM (iQIUe)
Sing it. If there's anything I can do to help, let me know.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 16, 2016 10:40 PM (m4L2y)
I am surprised there was no defensive capability on the C-47 that would preclude such a step-by-step shootdown.
A .30 Browning MG and 500 rounds of ammo (plus the usual mount, ammo box, etc.) is a big part of the weight of 1 passenger. When people need to be evacuated, each seat counts.
Posted by: Arbalest at July 16, 2016 10:41 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Zombie Caligula at July 16, 2016 10:41 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 16, 2016 10:41 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2016 10:41 PM (3hIZX)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 16, 2016 10:40 PM (iQIUe)
It was the 70s. They probably just paid the in straight cocaine.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 16, 2016 10:41 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: Javems at July 16, 2016 10:41 PM (yOqwj)
The hardcore was added later by Guccione, without their knowledge.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2016 10:42 PM (3hIZX)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 16, 2016 10:43 PM (v5+qG)
Oh, Hell, it's this, that and the other. "Don't say "G.D." Take a bath.
Nag, nag, nag.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 16, 2016 10:43 PM (m4L2y)
Posted by: Zombie Caligula at July 16, 2016 10:43 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 16, 2016 10:43 PM (atQ0F)
Ataturk is dead, and the goatfuckers have won.
Posted by: publius
****
They waited much too long. Too little, too late.
Posted by: Face Sized Spider at July 16, 2016 10:43 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Javems at July 16, 2016 10:41 PM (yOqwj)
Well, look on the bright side. The opposition now knows for certain there is but one way to get rid of him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2016 10:44 PM (GSdpU)
79
The new Caliph, before rising from the dead last night, had appearently
smoothed things over with Russia, Israel, the entire Muslim Brotherhood,
Europe, and is working on Egypt now.
Oh and we are storing nuclear weapons there. And he has access to the second strongest military force in the world in NATO.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 16, 2016 10:38 PM (atQ0F)
Since we're staging incidents these days, I think a rogue Turkish Air Force pilot needs to steal a nuke from Incirlik and nuke Qom while Khamenei is there. Or Teheran while the Assembly of Experts is meeting.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2016 10:44 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at July 16, 2016 10:45 PM (/WPPJ)
That assumes you picked a sane woman. I married crazy no amount of "Yes, Dear." was going to save that.
Posted by: Willy J. at July 16, 2016 10:45 PM (mRvs9)
https://thesocietypages.org/socimages/2014/10/11/ map-of-the-week-57-of-languages-do-not-have-gendered-pronouns/
Posted by: @votermom at July 16, 2016 10:45 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 16, 2016 10:46 PM (rxiN5)
Gee, this movie leaves nothing to the imagination: penii everywhere,
handjobs, blowjobs, cunnilingus, anal sex and straight sex. How on
earth did they get all these big stars to play in it?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 16, 2016 10:40 PM (iQIUe)
Rumor has it that they told 'em it was all "soft-R" and kept 'em away from the soundstages where they did the "hard-X" stuff....
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2016 10:46 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2016 10:44 PM (EzgxV)
Would nuking Qom be regarded as nukkake?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2016 10:47 PM (GSdpU)
Posted by: Face Sized Spider at July 16, 2016 10:47 PM (hVdx9)
I'd a rented one of those night-before-last.
Hoo-wey.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 16, 2016 10:47 PM (m4L2y)
Posted by: tdarrington at July 16, 2016 10:48 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Zombie Claus von Stauffenberg at July 16, 2016 10:49 PM (Tyii7)
I am a woman born in a man's body who had gender reassignment surgery
and now identify as a man with lesbian tendencies who is heterosexual
curious. I am incensed that Connecticut refers to cisgenders as
"typical". So what, am I--atypical? f-ing bigots. I am literally
shaking, i am so upset by this. We should boycott Connecticut and call
for the governor to resign!
Posted by: tdarrington at July 16, 2016 10:48 PM (dnWSK)
Do you have any relations in the Cloggensteins?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2016 10:49 PM (EzgxV)
Gee, this movie leaves nothing to the imagination: penii everywhere, handjobs, blowjobs, cunnilingus, anal sex and straight sex. How on earth did they get all these big stars to play in it?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 16, 2016 10:40 PM (iQIUe)
I just opened up the comments, started to scroll down, and this was the first post that caught my eye.
Caligula?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2016 10:50 PM (3ZoRf)
*Hands Willy J. a nice cold Bud"
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 16, 2016 10:50 PM (m4L2y)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 16, 2016 10:24 PM
Howdy all.
I stayed up late hoping the reports of the coups failure were wrong. This does not bode well for us in the future.
This may be a turning point for the worst. We are engaged in an historical struggle against our civilization, whether Obama or Hilliary realizes it or not.
Posted by: Farmer at July 16, 2016 10:51 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2016 10:46 PM (EzgxV)
They must have used bawdy doubles.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2016 10:51 PM (GSdpU)
Some brown people are more equal than others.
Posted by: TB at July 16, 2016 10:51 PM (UXEYz)
87
Gee, this movie leaves nothing to the imagination: penii everywhere,
handjobs, blowjobs, cunnilingus, anal sex and straight sex. How on
earth did they get all these big stars to play in it?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 16, 2016 10:40 PM (iQIUe)
I just opened up the comments, started to scroll down, and this was the first post that caught my eye.
Caligula?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2016 10:50 PM (3ZoRf)
Duh.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2016 10:51 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: CDR M at July 16, 2016 10:51 PM (McoS+)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2016 10:52 PM (3hIZX)
Posted by: cthulhu
That's how Brattleboro is, they're all related somehow.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 16, 2016 10:52 PM (lDrRt)
Like that that's the biggest shit I got going on.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 16, 2016 10:35 PM (m4L2y)
Did she manage to throw a "how's your Dad?" in there somewhere??
Posted by: Country Boy at July 16, 2016 10:52 PM (oO+cT)
Seems they have one once a decade whether it's needed or not.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 16, 2016 10:52 PM (MNgU2)
Was this the one at which you were officiating?
Posted by: The Congressional GOP, working for you at July 16, 2016 10:52 PM (noWW6)
Whichever decision is worst for the USA, is doubtless his favored option.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 16, 2016 10:52 PM (v5iqM)
Go to the ONT, y'all are discussing Caligula.
(Could be worse. I mean, my wedding day was better than Proculus's.)
Posted by: FireHorse at July 16, 2016 10:52 PM (pGs/e)
I call bullshit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2016 10:53 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Farmer at July 16, 2016 10:51 PM (o/90i)
They don't care. They figure they'll be dead before the chickens come home to roost or they foolishly believe they'll be spared when the time comes.
Posted by: CDR M at July 16, 2016 10:53 PM (McoS+)
Posted by: Debbie Does Dacia at July 16, 2016 10:53 PM (rxiN5)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 16, 2016 10:53 PM (DW+jj)
79
The new Caliph, before rising from the dead last night, had appearently
smoothed things over with Russia, Israel, the entire Muslim Brotherhood,
Europe, and is working on Egypt now.
Oh and we are storing nuclear weapons there. And he has access to the second strongest military force in the world in NATO.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 16, 2016 10:38 PM (atQ0F)
Since we're staging incidents these days, I think a rogue Turkish Air Force pilot needs to steal a nuke from Incirlik and nuke Qom while Khamenei is there. Or Teheran while the Assembly of Experts is meeting.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2016 10:44 PM (EzgxV
I agree but the pilot would miss by 50 miles.
Seriously, how does a F-16 on an uncontested bombing run on the new caliph's huge palace completely miss the palace?
Also that picture of the TV station seized by the military that was retaken by the cops or crew had about 100 guns in the picture that they seized from the military?!?!
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 16, 2016 10:53 PM (atQ0F)
Ataturk is dead, and the goatfuckers have won.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 16, 2016 10:24 PM
Howdy all.
I stayed up late hoping the reports of the coups failure were wrong. This does not bode well for us in the future.
This may be a turning point for the worst. We are engaged in an
historical struggle against our civilization, whether Obama or Hilliary
realizes it or not.
Posted by: Farmer at July 16, 2016 10:51 PM (o/90i)
Not only do Obama and Hillary realize it -- they're both disciples of Alinsky and are on the other side.
Let's see how fast the Turkish people can pick up on this being a Reichstag coup.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2016 10:53 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck
So you're saying Turkey's cuckoo with coups?
[/rimshot]
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2016 10:54 PM (q7T0y)
I'm down with that. I have to live (for the time being, at any rate) in this messed-up state. CT ranks 50th among the states in friendliness to business (the only place that's worse is Puerto Rico, which is still a territory), and ol' Dannel is as tax-addicted as they come. Anyone who wants to drop-kick him in the general direction of Vermont, fine by me.
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 16, 2016 10:54 PM (3C9q2)
Turkey has had five coups since 1960 not counting this one
Seems they have one once a decade whether it's needed or not.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 16, 2016 10:52 PM (MNgU2)
The last one was 1980 (and the last saber-rattling was 1997), so only the old farts remember how they work.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2016 10:55 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Zombie Claus von Stauffenberg at July 16, 2016 10:55 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 16, 2016 10:56 PM (rxiN5)
I can paint with my vagina!!
Yesterday I did my bedroom. Two coats!!
Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 16, 2016 10:56 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 16, 2016 10:57 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: John Lennon at July 16, 2016 10:57 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: An American Commoner at July 16, 2016 10:28 PM (pxwEr)
Cargo plane. One weapon with ammo plus crewmember to man it equals weight that is taken away for delivering. Plane that size would need about 4, so roughly 1200 pounds not being used for cargo, plus loss of space.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 16, 2016 10:57 PM (1JnAL)
Yesterday I did my bedroom. Two coats!!
Posted by: Lena Dunham
It stinks.
Posted by: Jay Sherman at July 16, 2016 10:57 PM (lDrRt)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 16, 2016 10:58 PM (Tyii7)
Village woman to sidekick:
How can I ever repay you?
Sidekick: *whisper*
Village woman.: But you can't do that, you're a monk!
Sidekick: actually I'm only a friar.
Village woman: Ohh *knowing smile*
Posted by: @votermom at July 16, 2016 10:58 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 16, 2016 10:58 PM (m4L2y)
Posted by: tdarrington at July 16, 2016 10:48 PM (dnWSK)
________
I'm with you!
(But I can still watch reruns of "Gilmore Girls," right?)
Posted by: FireHorse at July 16, 2016 11:00 PM (pGs/e)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 16, 2016 11:00 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at July 16, 2016 11:00 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 16, 2016 11:00 PM (m4L2y)
Depends on how you define a coup . They had a couple where the military was so strong they simply phoned it in to get control.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 16, 2016 11:00 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Face Sized Spider at July 16, 2016 11:01 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 16, 2016 11:02 PM (m4L2y)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck
LOL.
"If you're not out by tomorrow you're dead."
"I'm gone!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2016 11:02 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 16, 2016 10:58 PM (m4L2y)
________
The wedding - the ring - you know -
Maybe I got the name wrong - been I long time since I -
- since I read the screenplay.
Posted by: FireHorse at July 16, 2016 11:02 PM (pGs/e)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
****
Father of Semiproculus
Posted by: Face Sized Spider at July 16, 2016 11:01 PM (hVdx9)
Related to Anticulus?
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at July 16, 2016 11:02 PM (1FhAQ)
Guccione shot "unsimulated" sex scenes along with some other character. The director didn't like it, and he disavowed it himself.
They didn't want to use "unsimulated" sex. That was a big deal.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 16, 2016 11:02 PM (DW+jj)
And how in the hell are those Rapists in Idaho and their families still walking free??
I believe we have entered the sharia zone in 2016. We are subhumans in our own country.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 16, 2016 11:03 PM (atQ0F)
Posted by: zombie pontius pilate at July 16, 2016 11:03 PM (rxiN5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
****
Father of Semiproculus
Posted by: Face Sized Spider
Bother of Lugubrious.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 16, 2016 11:03 PM (lDrRt)
Posted by: Zombie Proculus at July 16, 2016 11:04 PM (Tyii7)
Holy crap, she looks old.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 16, 2016 11:05 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Poutine Routine is a Circadian Canadian at July 16, 2016 11:05 PM (iU9Qe)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 16, 2016 11:05 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac
Best to take out his kids too.
Posted by: Zombie Roger Mortimer at July 16, 2016 11:07 PM (lDrRt)
In the same vein, I'll mention "Hansel & Gretel" Not a bad hour-and-a-half.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 16, 2016 11:07 PM (m4L2y)
Posted by: Zombie Proculus at July 16, 2016 11:04 PM (Tyii7)///
Wow you admit that?
Posted by: Willy J. at July 16, 2016 11:07 PM (mRvs9)
Posted by: Poutine Routine is a Circadian Canadian
Reminds me of back in 1990, you could get a copy of the VHS of Dances With Wolves for $5, with any food order at McDonalds.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2016 11:07 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 16, 2016 11:07 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 16, 2016 11:07 PM (DW+jj)
No breeze on the porch tonight...reckon I'll just have to be content with some peach flavored organic high octane. All in all, life is pretty fuckin good today.
Hope everyone elses Saturday evenin is goin just as well.
Y'all deserve it.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 16, 2016 11:08 PM (LQE71)
Posted by: Willy J. at July 16, 2016 10:45 PM (mRvs9)
====
Actually, I have my doubts. 23 years and counting...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 16, 2016 11:08 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 16, 2016 11:08 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Poutine Routine is a Circadian Canadian at July 16, 2016 11:05 PM (iU9Qe)
Yeah, not a good sign.
Of course, the metacritic users score stands at 2.3 out of ten right now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2016 11:08 PM (3ZoRf)
Remember when you could get records off the back of cereal boxes?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 16, 2016 11:08 PM (3hIZX)
Should be expected but I was still surprised that Diana Riggs was on Game Of Thrones. Didn't recognize her since I was looking at an old, not very pretty grandmother instead of Emma Peel.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 16, 2016 11:08 PM (MNgU2)
you buy the game. Heh. It's so "good" they're giving it away.
Just like me.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 16, 2016 11:09 PM (mRvs9)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2016 11:09 PM (q7T0y)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svVaEWQaoSo
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at July 16, 2016 11:10 PM (0OG8D)
Oh, I like Hansel & Gretel : Wichhunters too!
Brothers Grimm was good too, though not funny enough.
Posted by: @votermom at July 16, 2016 11:10 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 16, 2016 11:10 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 16, 2016 11:10 PM (1ijHg)
Witch Hunter with Vin Diesel didn't suck.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 16, 2016 11:10 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2016 11:11 PM (bpZlE)
Apparently you got "literal" shit to take care of so I'll leave you with your work.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 16, 2016 11:12 PM (m4L2y)
Posted by: andycanuck
I don't remember furiously fapping to that scene in the movie. looks both ways guiltily
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 16, 2016 11:12 PM (nQNVp)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 16, 2016 11:12 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 16, 2016 11:13 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2016 11:11 PM (bpZlE)
Well, considering the other news of the week, I guess they figured that they did not want to ruin everyone's placid mood.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2016 11:13 PM (3ZoRf)
No breeze on the porch tonight...reckon I'll just have to be content with some peach flavored organic high octane. All in all, life is pretty fuckin good today.
Hope everyone elses Saturday evenin is goin just as well.
Y'all deserve it.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 16, 2016 11:08 PM (LQE71
Few years ago, some fantastic peach made its way around Northern Georgia.
SOB moved to Nashville with his skills.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 16, 2016 11:14 PM (atQ0F)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 16, 2016 11:13 PM (iQIUe)
In Turkey?
Posted by: @votermom at July 16, 2016 11:14 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 16, 2016 11:12 PM (nQNVp)
Annika Delorenzo, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2016 11:15 PM (3ZoRf)
Do you mean the soldiers are being decapitated and wives raped? What you posted makes it sound like they are raping decapitated women. Considering the madness of the world, I don't think that would surprise me.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 16, 2016 11:16 PM (nQNVp)
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But, which bathroom do you use?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2016 11:16 PM (w35Hj)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 16, 2016 11:16 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: JROD at July 16, 2016 11:16 PM (wnwJC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Maybe Ann Coulter calling them "the Black Panthers for mixed-race gays" hit too close to home?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 16, 2016 11:17 PM (lDrRt)
SOB moved to Nashville with his skills.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty
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*decants a little of same, having put by a few jars*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2016 11:18 PM (w35Hj)
Posted by: JROD at July 16, 2016 11:16 PM (wnwJC)
Aren't there ads in the back of comic books for this kind of thing? Atlas something or other.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2016 11:18 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Willy J. at July 16, 2016 11:18 PM (mRvs9)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 16, 2016 11:16 PM (1ijHg)
Yep. And when they hauled him in front of the magistrate to read the charges and his rights, the judge asked if Pee Wee needed a court appointed attorney.
To which Pee Wee replied: "No, thanks. I can get myself off!"
*rimshot*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 16, 2016 11:19 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2016 11:20 PM (w35Hj)
Spent 8 hours straight creating a G rated Fantasy ad libbing the story with blocks, classical music, and 3 toy trucks
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 16, 2016 11:20 PM (atQ0F)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 16, 2016 11:16 PM (nQNVp)
Well, they had to rape them. BJ's were right out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2016 11:20 PM (GSdpU)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 16, 2016 11:20 PM (atQ0F)
Of Caligula?
Are we crossing the streams here?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2016 11:21 PM (3ZoRf)
171 Evenin Horde oh' Plenty....
No breeze on the porch tonight...reckon I'll just have to be content
with some peach flavored organic high octane. All in all, life is
pretty fuckin good today.
Hope everyone elses Saturday evenin is goin just as well.
Y'all deserve it.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 16, 2016 11:08 PM (LQE71
Few years ago, some fantastic peach made its way around Northern Georgia.
SOB moved to Nashville with his skills.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 16, 2016 11:14 PM (atQ0F)
So, what's your excuse for not besting those skills yourself?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2016 11:21 PM (EzgxV)
Fred, there's this thing called the internet. You can do all that at home....sheesh.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 16, 2016 11:21 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 16, 2016 11:22 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 16, 2016 11:22 PM (rxiN5)
Posted by: JROD at July 16, 2016 11:16 PM
________
So much wrong in a 15-word post. Benedict Arnold had quite a few very bad qualities but cowardice wasn't one of them.
Posted by: FireHorse at July 16, 2016 11:23 PM (pGs/e)
Fred, there's this thing called the internet. You can do all that at home....sheesh.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 16, 2016 11:21 PM (DW+jj)
I think for these dudes it is the thrill of possibly being caught that gets them off. Like girlfriends who want to have sex in elevators of hotels...nvm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2016 11:23 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 16, 2016 11:23 PM (1ijHg)
Like the old El Cortez in San Diego.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 16, 2016 11:25 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2016 11:25 PM (w35Hj)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 16, 2016 11:26 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: JROD at July 16, 2016 11:27 PM (wnwJC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
They attacked cars in Atl today, and in another city.
WeaselZippers has the storys.
idgits
Posted by: JarvisW at July 16, 2016 11:27 PM (R1ejq)
They caught him jacking off watching the fire trucks coming in. He was a volunteer fireman, and got off on the excitement of a fire alarm, all the sirens and flashing lights.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 16, 2016 11:28 PM (DW+jj)
171 Evenin Horde oh' Plenty....
No breeze on the porch tonight...reckon I'll just have to be content
with some peach flavored organic high octane. All in all, life is
pretty fuckin good today.
Hope everyone elses Saturday evenin is goin just as well.
Y'all deserve it.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 16, 2016 11:08 PM (LQE71
Few years ago, some fantastic peach made its way around Northern Georgia.
SOB moved to Nashville with his skills.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 16, 2016 11:14 PM (atQ0F)
So, what's your excuse for not besting those skills yourself?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2016 11:21 PM (EzgxV
I got married and had a son. Then barely escaped with my life and sanity and my son.
The day he was born I swore on my fathers name I'd never be impaired around him which turned into me going straight edge to set an example for him.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 16, 2016 11:28 PM (atQ0F)
Posted by: Chi at July 16, 2016 11:28 PM (sCQ6C)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
There is talent around. There just not coming on ACL anymore. I don't know why that is but it is.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 16, 2016 11:29 PM (nQNVp)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 16, 2016 11:20 PM
________
What was the music?
(It was Antonio Vivaldi, wasn't it?)
Posted by: FireHorse at July 16, 2016 11:29 PM (pGs/e)
Yep and yep. And in the office, when the two of you are seeing each other on the q.t. and nobody knows you're a couple....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 16, 2016 11:30 PM (9GJYk)
Wait.. no, that was what happened lol
Posted by: JarvisW at July 16, 2016 11:30 PM (R1ejq)
Fred, there's this thing called the internet. You can do all that at home....sheesh.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 16, 2016 11:21 PM (DW+jj)
Who had his last, slight, brush with fame ..... what?
30 years ago?
Eat it, Fred. You're overdone.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at July 16, 2016 11:30 PM (72N6L)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 16, 2016 11:30 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius)
I know a guy like that. Gets off on forged documents about Republican politicians.
Posted by: Mary Mapes - former CBS News producer at July 16, 2016 11:31 PM (lDrRt)
The future empress has an adventurous streak - just needed a little encouragement. ...
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 16, 2016 11:31 PM (9GJYk)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 16, 2016 11:32 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain
Fred is a repeat cameo on Jimmy Kemmel's show. But I stopped watching JK after he went on a Glowbull Worming tirade during his monologue.
Eh.. He used to be sane. Carolla needs to slap him around some
Posted by: JarvisW at July 16, 2016 11:32 PM (R1ejq)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 16, 2016 11:36 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2016 11:36 PM (bpZlE)
Eh.. He used to be sane. Carolla needs to slap him around some
Posted by: JarvisW at July 16, 2016 11:32 PM (R1ejq)
They're both borderline retarded.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at July 16, 2016 11:36 PM (72N6L)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 16, 2016 11:37 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2016 11:25 PM (w35Hj)
Darly's House is on right now. Best music show on TV.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 16, 2016 11:37 PM (MNgU2)
Carolla is pretty right-wing. You should hear him dismantle Gavin Newsome! It was AWESOME!
Posted by: JarvisW at July 16, 2016 11:38 PM (R1ejq)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 16, 2016 11:38 PM (kP16F)
Most operating systems already know how to do that. It's software RAID mirroring the two drives. Such is better suited to permanently connected drives than removables but it wouldn't be hard to create something suitable.
Really, cheap flash drives should only be used as transport rather than backup. If the data is really important, optical discs are very cheap in quantity and burning a disc nightly is simpler than trying to get clever with multiple USB drives. Even 25GB BD-Rs can be as little as 25 cents each if you buy a big spindle.
Posted by: Epobirs at July 16, 2016 11:39 PM (IdCqF)
Night yall and praying for some good humor here by tomorrow night.
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 16, 2016 11:41 PM (atQ0F)
Posted by: Mary Mapes - former CBS News producer
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I'll see your fake documents and raise a faked truck fire.
Posted by: NBC at July 16, 2016 11:41 PM (w35Hj)
Posted by: Mary Mapes - former CBS News producer
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I'll see your fake documents and raise a faked truck fire.
Posted by: NBC at July 16, 2016 11:41 PM
Nothing gets your rocks off like national security documents in your socks!
Posted by: Sandy Burgler at July 16, 2016 11:42 PM (R1ejq)
Posted by: FCF at July 16, 2016 11:43 PM (kejii)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBIxg3XiBaw
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2016 10:02 PM (q7T0y)<<<
"The Weinstein Company"
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 16, 2016 11:43 PM (jV8Mq)
Also she once told a story about how she asked for a raise while doing the show, and the next day in the British press there were 500 "Diana Rigg is a scheming greedy whore" stories.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2016 11:43 PM (q7T0y)
Man, Austin City Limits is in the toilet. I suppose there isn't any talent around to call on theses days...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2016 11:25 PM (w35Hj)
"Live at Daryl's House" is good!
Posted by: Michael Moore at July 16, 2016 11:44 PM (aRUb8)
Also she once told a story about how she asked for a raise while doing the show, and the next day in the British press there were 500 "Diana Rigg is a scheming greedy whore" stories.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2016 11:43 PM (q7T0y)
Yeah, showbiz in general seems to be a nest of vipers.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2016 11:44 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Puddleglum
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These guys tonight are all noise and no talent. It's embarrassing to watch.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2016 11:44 PM (w35Hj)
What we're not good enough for you, bigot?!? Buncha h8ers!!!!1!!
Posted by: Chixy Dicks at July 16, 2016 11:45 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Mary Mapes - former CBS News producer
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I'll see your fake documents and raise a faked truck fire.
Posted by: NBC at July 16, 2016 11:41 PM
Nothing gets your rocks off like national security documents in your socks!
Posted by: Sandy Burgler
I could tell you stories about a certain former President.
Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at July 16, 2016 11:45 PM (lDrRt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2016 11:44 PM (w35Hj)
What is the band called?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2016 11:46 PM (GSdpU)
At least the asshole has SOME good taste.
Posted by: Mimzey at July 16, 2016 11:46 PM (aRUb8)
I don't think I've seen one of the late night shows since Leno got the boot. They've been on, after the local news when I didn't turn the channel, but I quickly turn it.
Some damn station was running Carson reruns and I watched one or two of those when I stumbled across it. Damn, I miss Johnny. One of the shows was back during the Richard E. Nixon administration, Watergate was just getting started, and Johnny was making jokes.
There is no comparison between that and the pile of shit that's on TV now.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 16, 2016 11:46 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: CDR M at July 16, 2016 10:21 PM (McoS+)<<<
I didn't even realize at first that it wasn't a *World of* Warcraft movie until I saw the first review of it. I have no interest in the movie, anyway, but it does make me interested in replaying Warcraft 1 2. Never played WoW...
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 16, 2016 11:46 PM (jV8Mq)
Posted by: Mimzey at July 16, 2016 11:46 PM (aRUb
He must have had some to get to that size.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2016 11:47 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2016 11:47 PM (w35Hj)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 16, 2016 11:48 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Two, I think, 'Spoon' and 'White Denim'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2016 11:49 PM (w35Hj)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik
W1-2 are great. I believe the movie is taken from Warcraft 3. I want to play that again, but I loaned it to one of my friends, and they lost it somehow.
I dont like WoW at all tho.. I play SWTOR and DAOC Classic right now.
Posted by: JarvisW at July 16, 2016 11:49 PM (R1ejq)
I've read about how he was doing jokes about a politician named Wilbur Mills... until it turned out Mills was an alcoholic and had just entered treatment, at which point Carson chose to stop mentioning him.
Wonder if Colbert would ever be that classy. (I admit I'd guess no).
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2016 11:49 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck
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Okay, I'll give it a go. What network?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2016 11:50 PM (w35Hj)
Hes actually pretty good, and when they do HnO songs, its not cringe-worthy lol.
Posted by: JarvisW at July 16, 2016 11:50 PM (R1ejq)
It wasn't very long ago the guy was keen and aware, vivacious and active. Now he's gone. I got some random things -- chiefly pipe thread taps and dies -- but I got one box of tubing benders, cutters, and stuff because a little tubing flare tool that had his initials engraved on it. I know that I'm sentimental enough to think, "yeah, that's the guy from the club" every time I see it....and have him live just a bit in my memory -- even though my defective brain won't remember his name.
The guys picking through his stuff were in one way ruthless -- everyone cherry-picked what they found valuable. But they also were there because they shared his ethic -- he'd been cherrypicking for decades to amass such a hoard. There were oddities like a powered hacksaw tucked-away in an odd corner -- or the bending machine stacked high with other gizmos on the counter. We spent hours there, with his son, rummaging through his shop, and never said a thing about our shared loss.
We could all have noted how much more we would have valued just one more month with our friend than anything from his shop....but we didn't need to say it. We knew.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2016 11:51 PM (EzgxV)
The only one not nominated? Colbert.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2016 11:51 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2016 11:49 PM (w35Hj)
Never heard of either. I see all kinds of Youtubes made at ACL with big-name performers like Asleep at The Wheel and Delbert McClinton.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2016 11:52 PM (GSdpU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2016 11:53 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Willy J. at July 16, 2016 11:53 PM (mRvs9)
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Ah, the good old days, when political scandals involved Argentinian strippers and alcohol, rather than nation-threatening corruption.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2016 11:53 PM (w35Hj)
MTV live. 674 on Comcast / Xfinity. You can also watch it for free if you have On Demand. He has musicians come to his house and jam. Old and new.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 16, 2016 11:54 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: JarvisW at July 16, 2016 11:54 PM (R1ejq)
The only one not nominated? Colbert.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2016 11:51 PM (q7T0y)
So in a three way race, he came in 5th. Heh.
Posted by: josephistan at July 16, 2016 11:54 PM (7qAYi)
The only one not nominated? Colbert.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2016 11:51 PM (q7T0y)
I never got the thing with Colbert. Part of it is politics, but he always struck me as a guy with one bit, and one bit only. It would be like Johnny Carson ONLY doing Karnak(?)
Now that he is supposed to be himself (not the bit) I do not see what he has to do.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2016 11:54 PM (3ZoRf)
Willy J., I admit I avoid watching anything with SC in it so I don't know, but I've heard he's still really annoyingly partisan on the Late Show.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2016 11:55 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Did I mention that they are vapid losers? Well, in fairness, I rely a lot on melody and harmony.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2016 11:55 PM (w/iDp)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 16, 2016 11:55 PM (rxiN5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
You mean the part that takes talent??
Hater
Posted by: JarvisW at July 16, 2016 11:55 PM (R1ejq)
#58
Most operating systems already know how to do that. It's
software RAID mirroring the two drives. Such is better suited to
permanently connected drives than removables but it wouldn't be hard to
create something suitable.
Really, cheap flash drives should
only be used as transport rather than backup. If the data is really
important, optical discs are very cheap in quantity and burning a disc
nightly is simpler than trying to get clever with multiple USB drives.
Even 25GB BD-Rs can be as little as 25 cents each if you buy a big
spindle.
Posted by: Epobirs at July 16, 2016 11:39 PM (IdCqF)
The problem is that the USB standard is so retarded that sticks can be infected under conditions where even disks can't; and further can infect OSs where disks couldn't. There's a reason STUXNET used thumbdrives as an infection vector.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2016 11:56 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2016 11:53 PM (w35Hj)
Yeah the days of the "dead girl or live boy" standard seem to have slipped away. Hillary could charbroil a puppy on live TV and her supporters would not even mention it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2016 11:56 PM (3ZoRf)
I've also read Colbert's been doing *major* retooling with the show behind the scenes: a whole new writing crew, new producers and production staff... it doesn't sound like things are going smoothly at all at the new Late Show.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2016 11:57 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 16, 2016 11:57 PM (VdICR)
CoL...if you're every up here Ol' Almost Heaven way, let me know.
Be glad to send ya back down to the Empire with some serious porch worthy quality libations.
I'd absolutely Love to have some GA long lineage organic peaches to flavor some high octane. Your climate just has that "somethin special" when it comes to peaches.
Done right, the flavor lingers long after the burn subsides. Organic fruit excells at that part.
Course, after the 4th or 5th sip, which flavor it is usually ceases to be a factor. Complete focus is now devoted to not tumblin off said porch. And, rockin chairs are known to be pesky nogood muthafuckers, that will gladly collaborate with gravity, porchdecks, dogs, cats and any goddamn thing else that will impede a graceful exit.
This is nothin new to y'all down there, I know. I've had the privilege of navigatin some porches in GA. Master Craftsmen/Porch Navigators par excellence. Actually be thata way in a little over 6weeks.
2nd to Finally, being fuckin wordy is the by product of the 3rd sip.
Finally, post accordingly when imbidin. The Nuclear Powered BanHammer is out there. Watchin. Listenin. Wonderin where its Magnificently, Magestic Graphic is...
Etc.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 16, 2016 11:58 PM (LQE71)
Posted by: Vince Foster at July 16, 2016 11:58 PM (R1ejq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2016 11:58 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2016 11:55 PM (w/iDp)
Meaning the the bands on the show right now? Because both Asleep at the Wheel and Delbert have them some chops.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2016 11:58 PM (GSdpU)
Bombed here in the U.S. - 46 million
Overseas tho- 383.5 million
Prouction budget was 160 million.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 16, 2016 11:59 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2016 11:57 PM (q7T0y)
Major retooling, huh? Maybe get rid of the tool at the top and find someone whose only proven brand of comedy is not insulting half the country.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2016 11:59 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Well, she didn't intend to violate any animal cruelty laws so...
Posted by: James Comey - Top Cop at July 17, 2016 12:00 AM (lDrRt)
Bombed here in the U.S. - 46 million
Overseas tho- 383.5 million
Prouction budget was 160 million.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 16, 2016 11:59 PM (hVdx9)
WoW is big in china. Hell, I think Blizzard tools most of their games for the asian market. One of the "Heroes" for their new Overwatch game is a professional Starcraft player. Plus, several heroes are drawn with obvious allusions to Chinese mythology.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 17, 2016 12:01 AM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Poutine Routine is a Circadian Canadian at July 16, 2016 11:05 PM (iU9Qe)
$46M estimated opening weekend. That puts it into the same territory as Independence Day and Angry Birds.
For comparison, Deadpool did $47M on its opening DAY, in February, the dead time for movies.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 17, 2016 12:01 AM (1JnAL)
in it so I don't know, but I've heard he's still really annoyingly
partisan on the Late Show.
Posted by: qdpsteve
I don't watch any of them regularly. Because they all piss me off during their lying political monologues. I think it's Seth Douche that's the worst but not sure since him and one of the others look the same to me.
Posted by: Willy J. at July 17, 2016 12:01 AM (mRvs9)
The executive producers actually put out, on the web, an open call for writers to 'audition' by sending in material. *But...* they were demanding a literal shit ton of samples, in order to be considered: an opening bit, an ending bit, an amusing band intro, a funny 5-minute monologue, a sketch, etc etc etc...
It struck a lot of people, even Colbert fans, as trolling for free material from fresh new writers who don't have any clout or even representation.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 17, 2016 12:01 AM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck
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I'll check, but I may have been sucked in by NOVA.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2016 12:01 AM (w35Hj)
Posted by: JarvisW at July 16, 2016 11:49 PM (R1ejq)<<<
I haven't played MMOs for a while (not since UO and Evercrack). I bought Ark a while ago during a Steam sale, but haven't messed with it much other than locally. Right now, I'm playing through Ghostbusters (2009)--the closest to a "Ghostbusters 3" that we'll ever see, apparently.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 17, 2016 12:02 AM (jV8Mq)
Willy, yeah I avoid Seth too. If you're openly contemptuous of half the country, don't ask me to watch your show. Just go away.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 17, 2016 12:02 AM (q7T0y)
The Argentinia firecracker was named Fannie Foxx. The Park Police stopped his car back in '74, because he, drunk, had failed to turn on his headlights. Fannie Foxx was in there with him, and she jumped out into the nearby Tidal Basin to try to get away. They took her to the psych ward.
That was right near the election, and he still won with 60% of the vote in his Arkansas district.
In late Nov that same year, Mills held a press conference from Fannie's dressing room after appearing on stage at Fannie's burlesque house.
He stepped down as Ways and Means Chairman, then entered treatment for alcoholism. He didn't run in '76. He died in '92
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 17, 2016 12:02 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 17, 2016 12:02 AM (rxiN5)
More rain tomorrow, and then the fine weather is supposed kick in, once the Calgary Stampede is over. Funny how that works. I mowed a portion of my yard today. Much of it, i could not mow, because, standing water in grass. Squelchy wet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2016 12:02 AM (GSdpU)
Hillary could charbroil a puppy on live TV and her supporters would not even mention it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
They would ask for the recipe.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 17, 2016 12:03 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 16, 2016 10:16 PM (MNgU2)
Ant Man was much better than it had any right to be.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 17, 2016 12:03 AM (l7VAC)
I avoid most cable comedy nowadays as well, it's also become way too nakedly partisan and leftist.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 17, 2016 12:04 AM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Those are not the guys that I had on.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2016 12:04 AM (w35Hj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 17, 2016 12:05 AM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2016 11:56 PM (3ZoRf)
Medium rare please.
Posted by: Barack Obama at July 17, 2016 12:08 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2016 12:08 AM (EzgxV)
Would have been better still with a different actor as Ant Man.
Posted by: Willy J. at July 17, 2016 12:08 AM (mRvs9)
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I don't watch any of it either but when I watch the Frasier episodes I've PVRed from our Comedy network, there are either ads for dicks like him and Schumer or I see a bit of him in the 4-minutes over-record into the next time slot thus sparking my original comment.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 17, 2016 12:09 AM (rxiN5)
Which is why I'm securely reclined in the living room La Z Boy, with about an four-finger rocks glass of good bourbon, to hand.
Does tend to tumble one's gyros after a certain point.
And that's just not fair. You do know that your compass, attitude indicator and a couple other instruments all ride in alcohol or glycerin solutions.
I mean, how come they get to function in pure alcohol, when we manifestly dis-function with the same precious fluid?
I'm gonna have to ponder that, over a drink.
*sips*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 17, 2016 12:10 AM (v5iqM)
I only watch Jim Gaffigan and Sex n Drugs n Rock n Roll.
Posted by: Vince Foster at July 17, 2016 12:12 AM (R1ejq)
Posted by: JarvisW at July 17, 2016 12:12 AM (R1ejq)
http://famousdude.com/images/fanne-foxe-02.jpg
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2016 12:12 AM (w35Hj)
The original "Spooky" or "Puff The Magic Dragon" close support gunships were C-47s.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 17, 2016 12:13 AM (l7VAC)
I also stopped watching a stand-up comedy show, "Laughs," when I found out a regular comedian who has an ending Andy Rooney-style rant on every show, is a complete moron leftist at Twitter, complete with tons of conspiracy theories; I'm talking about stuff like "you know why we don't know about the aliens don't you?!? It's the evil stoopid REPUGNICANS!!!!1!"
Gimme a fuckin' break.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 17, 2016 12:13 AM (q7T0y)
She billed herself as the "The Argentine Firecracker", but after the Tidal Basin incident with Mills, changed it to "The Tidal Basin Bombshell".
Taking advantage of the infamy, she was able to up her stage fee greatly and went around the country. She was arrested in Orlando for indecent exposure, along with the owner of the club. The judge dismissed the charges on insufficient evidence that she went totally nude.
She retired after that. She's still alive at 80, and she is the Number Three mistress in the Top Ten Mistresses.
Our own former love guv, Mark Sanford, was channeling Mills with his own Argentine firecracker.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 17, 2016 12:14 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 17, 2016 12:14 AM (q7T0y)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Him and Brian Regan are pretty great.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 17, 2016 12:17 AM (lDrRt)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 16, 2016 11:57 PM (q7T0y)
Major retooling, huh? Maybe get rid of the tool at the top and find someone whose only proven brand of comedy is not insulting half the country.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 16, 2016 11:59 PM (3ZoRf)
CBS went for the "hot name" instead of talent.
Their best bet would have been Joel McHale.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 17, 2016 12:17 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 17, 2016 12:19 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: rgallegos at July 17, 2016 12:19 AM (59GQk)
Or, any of the following:
- Craig Ferguson
- Jim Gaffigan
- Brian Regan
- Norm McDonald
But no, they went with the cocky cool kid with the most correct opinions.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 17, 2016 12:20 AM (q7T0y)
Having gone through the Portal, he has an instinctive understanding of how it works, and can exploit it to bring other famous Crusaders back...el Cid, Charles Martel, Vlad Tepes...much fun to be had. And of course, make it as politically incorrect as all get-out, depicting muzzies as knuckle-dragging beasts, etc.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2016 12:21 AM (GSdpU)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/754370887999258624
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/754371044996186112
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/754371212449554432
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/754371376849575938
Posted by: kbdabear at July 17, 2016 12:21 AM (JyGbA)
Or, any of the following:
- Craig Ferguson
- Jim Gaffigan
- Brian Regan
- Norm McDonald
But no, they went with the cocky cool kid with the most correct opinions.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 17, 2016 12:20 AM (q7T0y)
They are so far into selection bias that they probably think he was funny to everyone. A lot of leftists assume every one of their various idols (outspoken leftists) are completely inoffensive and non-partisan. After all, they think like them, and they are not partisan, so it is all good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 17, 2016 12:22 AM (3ZoRf)
There's a Twitter feed posting WW2 news as if real-time tweets were being made during the war and while the site is up to July 17, 1944 now matching today's real-time date, they had this tweet for the June 23 Brexit vote day using the famous Low cartoon...
https://twitter.com/RealTimeWWII/status/746225697278988289
Posted by: andycanuck at July 17, 2016 12:22 AM (rxiN5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Nobody likes my idea for a transvestite action hero, TightsMan??
"TightsMan: He's gotta run... for justice!!"
:-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 17, 2016 12:22 AM (q7T0y)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/754371631301091329
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/754371789199962113
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/754371958930833409
Posted by: kbdabear at July 17, 2016 12:23 AM (JyGbA)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 17, 2016 12:23 AM (q7T0y)
Jim Gaffigan's pretty good, I like him.
Posted by: qdpsteve
Him and Brian Regan are pretty great.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 17, 2016 12:17 AM (lDrRt)
Bill Burr is a riot imo.
Posted by: Mimzey at July 17, 2016 12:23 AM (aRUb8)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 17, 2016 12:13 AM (l7VAC)
But the gunships didn't carry cargo, and cargo C47's weren't normally armed, and certainly not in WWII.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2016 12:23 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Him and Brian Regan are pretty great.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic
Jims first show of this new (2nd) season was GREAT! He went on trial for saying something on twitter, and it really nailed the SJW movement where it hurts! lol
MOAR PLZ
Posted by: JarvisW at July 17, 2016 12:24 AM (R1ejq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 17, 2016 12:24 AM (q7T0y)
Cooking taco meat, and let it go too long without stirring it. Now half of it is stuck to the bottom..
Damnit. I don't wanna have to re-season it again in 3 yrs! lol.
Posted by: JarvisW at July 17, 2016 12:25 AM (R1ejq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 17, 2016 12:27 AM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 17, 2016 12:27 AM (DW+jj)
I had high hopes for Ferguson's history channel show Join or Die because of his balanced jokes on his late night show. His bunch of lefty guests ruined that.
Posted by: Willy J. at July 17, 2016 12:27 AM (mRvs9)
It's also a cryin' shame that Dennis Miller probably won't ever get to headline a regular show again, because of his relationship/closeness with people like Bill O'Reilly. He truly is witty and funny.
OTOH I wonder sometimes if it isn't healthier for conservative comedians to have to stay on "the edge" somewhat. It keeps them angry, observant, on their toes. It seems like so many conservatives who *have* made it big in showbiz, like Kelsey Grammer, end up having to keep their mouths permanently shut to keep working (or, they go completely soft on the issues).
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 17, 2016 12:27 AM (q7T0y)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 17, 2016 12:28 AM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 17, 2016 12:29 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: JarvisW at July 17, 2016 12:25 AM (R1ejq)
Yo!..dat slavery all over again...dat too much two ax....
Posted by: Lefty McWhiner at July 17, 2016 12:29 AM (aRUb8)
Unless they can get into a flight attitude with said fighter being about thirty degrees below their port side, with the geometries of motion allowing sufficient lead, or other relative convergence of the guns' trajectories vs. the fighter's position in space, motion and time.
That'd be a helluva trick, right there, I think.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 17, 2016 12:30 AM (v5iqM)
Ataturk is dead, and the goatfuckers have won.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 16, 2016 10:24 PM (DW+jj)
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What the hell's wrong with the people of Turkey? They're electing Islamists after nearly a century's worth of instructive contrast between themselves and their goatfucking neighbors.
AAAaaaaand good evening, horde.
Posted by: iforgot at July 17, 2016 12:30 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Lefty McWhiner at July 17, 2016 12:31 AM (aRUb8)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 17, 2016 12:33 AM (MNgU2)
John was convicted of bribery in the infamous Abscam scandal. Rita later posed for Playboy and told of banging John behind a pillar on the Capitol steps. The group "Capitol Steps" took its name from this.
Rita is now married to some Italian prince, her third marriage, and is officially Princess Rita.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 17, 2016 12:33 AM (DW+jj)
Yesterday, Asheville being a hotbed of Left Wing loonies, the following letter was published in the local rag. I include the nutter's name, because it was published. She is, I would wager, a Hillary admirer:
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Why does another animal have to be killed because of the stupidity of one person? We are staying over the animal’s domain.
Is our only solution to kill all of them? What next, if someone wants my home?
Do they have the right to kill me and move in next?
I hope she enjoys the rabies shots.
Pat Northrup, Asheville
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2016 12:33 AM (yddCj)
Posted by: Huma Wiener at July 17, 2016 12:36 AM (DW+jj)
Let's see how fast the Turkish people can pick up on this being a Reichstag coup.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2016 10:53 PM
Well yeah, you are right about that, they ARE w/ the enemy.
Was it really a flase flag operation, perhaps, maybe time will tell us more. I was so hopeful, then dashed. But I'm a naïve Midwesterner who is well naïve sometimes.
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2016 12:36 AM (o/90i)
Or, any of the following:
- Craig Ferguson
- Jim Gaffigan
- Brian Regan
- Norm McDonald
But no, they went with the cocky cool kid with the most correct opinions.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 17, 2016 12:20 AM (q7T0y)
They are so far into selection bias that they probably think he was funny to everyone. A lot of leftists assume every one of their various idols (outspoken leftists) are completely inoffensive and non-partisan. After all, they think like them, and they are not partisan, so it is all good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 17, 2016 12:22 AM (3ZoRf)
That, and they love that the leftists post the clips from the shows about how "Host X destroys Trump/GOP/Conservatives" with his monologue.
I guess regurgitating leftist trope passes for intelligence these days.
And Colbert? I went to college with him for 2 years, a school of about 1000 students where everyone "knew" everyone else. Not one person remembers him there. That is the impact he has.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 17, 2016 12:36 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
I've met a few rabid beavers. Just get a penicillin shot.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 17, 2016 12:36 AM (lDrRt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2016 12:33 AM (yddCj)
Someone should infect her with rabies, so she can understand why shooting a rabid animal is a merciful thing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2016 12:36 AM (GSdpU)
I read that Erdogan has suspended US attack flights out of Incirlik. And that they cut the power to the base for a time as well. (I'm sure, sure, they've got backup generators, big time. Please tell me...)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 17, 2016 12:38 AM (DW+jj)
Back when USB was first created, it was only going to be around 1 megabit because it was just for keyboards, mice and a few other items. It was essentially going to be the PC world answer to Apple's ADB, which had some interesting capabilities that went largely ignored. Over time time it was decided this would big a big improvement for stuff like printers and scanners, so they bumped it up to the raw 11 megabits. But storage wasn't considered part of the picture then. After overhead, USB 1.1 wasn't even fast enough for DVD playback, so things didn't get much attention until USB 2.0. If you wanted to get good performance from a removable drive, it needed to be IDE or SCSI. Even then, it took a long time before it really set in how big this would become. You'd think there would be some consideration by the time USB 3.0 rolled around but the feeling among the developers was that this was the responsibility of hardware platform and OS developers.
To an extent, they were right. There is no reason an AV product cannot have a mode set by the admin that requires any newly connected USB device to be scanned before it can be accessed by the user or anything on it can do more than answer the request for ROM ID to determine if the device is a HID or other known class.
This would be a big pain for those in the habit of carrying around high capacity drives well in excess of need but it you have a legit reason due to very large files, the scan won't take long. If you have tens of gigabytes of small files, you're going to have a wait. This is why most of the drives I have are 64 and 128 GB but I keep around the smaller drives. If I'm concerned I might not get the drive back I'll try to use one no bigger than it needs to be. Also, little 4 and 8 GB drives are often freebies, so having a bunch of those on hand that you can let go is handy.
It's amazing to think the first USB flash drive I bought was all of 64 megabytes and cost me me twenty bucks. I never got that much use out of it because by the time most machines had the hardware and OS support much higher capacity was the norm. Seemed like a good idea at the time, when floppies were still in wide use.
Posted by: Epobirs at July 17, 2016 12:38 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Willy J. at July 17, 2016 12:39 AM (mRvs9)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 17, 2016 12:40 AM (rxiN5)
Willy, that's also disappointing.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 17, 2016 12:42 AM (q7T0y)
An interesting video is Penn Gillette talking about how let down he felt when he had an encounter with one of the Smothers Brothers (I forget which one but I suspect the blond, more insane one), who been among his idols growing up, and discovering what a nasty leftist he really was for the grown-up Penn and his libertarian beliefs.
Posted by: Epobirs at July 17, 2016 12:43 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 17, 2016 12:43 AM (Tyii7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 17, 2016 12:45 AM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Epobirs at July 17, 2016 12:38 AM (IdCqF)
The good old days of computers.
There was some article a few years ago about the worst products ever for computers, and one they made fun of was the Zip/Jazz drives. Anyone who had those when they came out would tell you that they were the greatest things ever. After years of backing up your computer with 50-60 3.5" disks, you could now back up everything on one disk via your USB drive.
Instead of using a tape backup that you hoped wouldn't break, you had a hard disk.
Wanted to send large files via the mail or take with you? Zip drive.
Yes, cd-rom drives were becoming more prevalent, but recordable cd-rom drives were still years away.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 17, 2016 12:46 AM (1JnAL)
"In October 1976, both (Bill) Cosby and (Tom) Smothers were in attendance at a Playboy Mansion party. The tension between the two culminated in Cosby's punching Smothers in the head."
Maybe Tom wouldn't accept Bill's drink...
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 17, 2016 12:47 AM (q7T0y)
Halp!MyCatGotOutAgain!
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2016 12:47 AM (sCQ6C)
Gosh, sounds like a winner.
Posted by: Epobirs at July 17, 2016 12:48 AM (IdCqF)
If and when you've got a population dedicated to protecting an islamist, and a population willing ti whack on the sides of tanks with sticks......
And the coup guys - big disappointment. You had a chance, jackholes, and you f*cked it up. All the shit that made him hate you will be doubled. But at least you won't be around to see that.
Just awful.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 17, 2016 12:48 AM (GpeTv)
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Zip drives were great. What were they bitching about? Dumbfucks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2016 12:50 AM (yddCj)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac
Best to take out his kids too.
Posted by: Zombie Roger Mortimer at July 16, 2016 11:07 PM
Tell it bro.
Posted by: Zombie Henry VI & Margaret of Anjou at July 17, 2016 12:50 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Epobirs
Can you help me get 100 Million USD out of my country?
Posted by: A Nigerian Prince at July 17, 2016 12:51 AM (lDrRt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 17, 2016 12:48 AM (GpeTv)
The one upside to it is that now there need be no scruples about busting a cap in Erdogan's ass.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2016 12:52 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 17, 2016 12:56 AM (GUBah)
Same thing applies for sharks:
https://youtu.be/boV0t-riFuw
Posted by: Country Singer at July 17, 2016 12:56 AM (GUBah)
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2016 12:56 AM (sCQ6C)
What the hell's wrong with the people of Turkey? They're electing
Islamists after nearly a century's worth of instructive contrast between
themselves and their goatfucking neighbors.
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You, sir, obviously, have never experienced true goat-love. The erotic delectations available in a caprasexual relationship truly dim anything you may have experienced in a mere female-human partner. Open your eyes, broaden your mind.
Once you go nanny or billy, everything else seems silly.
Posted by: GF International at July 17, 2016 12:59 AM (XfEYT)
Wait.. no, that was what happened lol
Posted by: JarvisW at July 16, 2016 11:30 PM
Oh, that brings back memories. We had sex on a beach in Ixtapa. Set of the resort's motion detectors. Lights everywhere. Oops.
Oh well, to be young once.
Posted by: Zombie Henry VI & Margaret of Anjou at July 17, 2016 12:59 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 17, 2016 01:00 AM (IqV8l)
Oh, was Country Singer.
Freeeebiiirrrrrrrrrdddddd!!!!
*holds up lighter*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 17, 2016 01:00 AM (v5iqM)
The guy who wrote the article was probably one of those embittered click of death people but I never had a problem with any of my ZIP drive or the ones I set up for other people. I got rid of my last IDE ZIP drive just last year. It hadn't actually been used in many years but as long as I had an old machine around with a parallel IDE port I thought it might come in handy in case someone had some files on old discs they needed to recover. I still have a USB ZIP in a carry case around, IIRC. The last time it got used was when my cousin died of a brain tumor ten years ago and he had a couple dozen ZIP disks that needed to be checked for anything of importance. (Nada)
Posted by: Epobirs at July 17, 2016 01:02 AM (IdCqF)
If and when you've got a population dedicated to protecting an islamist, and a population willing ti whack on the sides of tanks with sticks......
And the coup guys - big disappointment. You had a chance, jackholes, and you f*cked it up. All the shit that made him hate you will be doubled. But at least you won't be around to see that.
Just awful.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 17, 2016 12:48 AM (GpeTv)
Still looks like a false flag to me.
Erdogan just happened to have a list of about 2700 judges to shitcan right at the end of it.
1. If the military was in control, they would have shot his plane down or destroyed it when it landed.
2. The military wouldn't have laid their guns down nice and neat for those protesting to pick up said guns and disappear with them. How many of those "protesters" do you think were ISIS or ISIS supporters?
3. A coup attempt with only a few hundred casualties?
The whole thing is a way for Erdogan to purge the upper level of the military of any secular holdouts and put Islamists in those positions.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 17, 2016 01:04 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 17, 2016 01:04 AM (XfAUP)
Was there any of that in Caligula?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.
You have no idea how often I had to hear the slaves bitch about having to clean his room.
Posted by: Zombie Livia Drusilla at July 17, 2016 01:04 AM (lDrRt)
Well, I say true life. I don't believe there is much in the way of independent evidence that Mohammed actually existed, outside of their holy texts.
There is evidence that a bunch of goatfuckers went nuts and starting conquering everybody back then, of course. But if there was real Mo, we don't know.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 17, 2016 01:05 AM (DW+jj)
Oh, was Country Singer.
Freeeebiiirrrrrrrrrdddddd!!!!
*holds up lighter*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
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Ha!
Did I ever tell the story of the time I shouted that at my buddy's wedding? It was across the lawn of a beautiful church in Charlotte as the violinist and guitarist were setting up. An good half hour before the service.
There I was 200ft away, in my tux, shouting "Freeeeeebird!" across this idealic wedding setting...
They just looked at each other, shrugged, then broke out into great acoustic rendition for at least ten minutes. Everyone was shocked, of course. But thoroughly entertained.
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2016 01:08 AM (sCQ6C)
I suspect the coup leaders were suckered into it as a means to complete their purge of the secularists. Perhaps Erdogan and his cronies have a fantasy of resurrecting the Ottoman Empire after ISIS and their ilk destabilize the whole region enough for one strong nation to bind it all under them. Probably counting on the West to take out Iran at some point so they won't have to, though it would be a useful way to eliminate some troublesome excess population of the wrong age and gender. That would go a long way toward cementing their control. Iran still has a severe demographic gap from their war with Iran, leaving an excess of men who are too old or too young to run things the way the Imams want it.
Posted by: Epobirs at July 17, 2016 01:09 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2016 01:10 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2016 01:11 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: Epobirs at July 17, 2016 01:02 AM (IdCqF)
Never sat around on a Friday loading disk after disk into the floppy drive to back up the computer.
Also, they never had to send a large graphics file to a printer for a huge print job.
Last time I used mine was back in 2001 to send the gameday program to the printers, and to send dasherboard artwork to the graphics company. Neither could have been emailed at the time, 3.5" floppies werent big enough, and cd-roms were just becoming recordable.
By 2002, all those were being done with cd's, and by 2004, email.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 17, 2016 01:11 AM (1JnAL)
I dunno. A faux coup would be a mighty tricky thing to pull off. I mean, okay, round up a few officers and accuse them of plotting a coup, that's one thing.
But there were airstrikes on military intelligence and national police and the parliament.
If you try to set up a coup and make it that realistic, there's always the chance that events will take on momentum and begin to flow in ways you can't predict.
Too risky.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 17, 2016 01:11 AM (XfAUP)
If you believe Robert Spencer's research, there is considerable evidence against such a person having existed with the Koran not appearing in anything like its final form until a good two centuries after it was supposedly dictated.
Posted by: Epobirs at July 17, 2016 01:12 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Epobirs at July 17, 2016 01:14 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2016 01:08 AM
And why doesn't that surprise any of us.
LOL, good one Chi.
I've pulled a few stunts like that in my time. Too bad my middle-aged memory won't let me recall them. Give me a week.
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2016 01:14 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 17, 2016 01:17 AM (XfAUP)
If you had that on video, you'd've been rich(er).
Well done, sir!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 17, 2016 01:18 AM (v5iqM)
Sebastian Gorka says Erdogan has succeeded in purging the Ataturk school from the military (and judiciary), and this was just a ham fisted last gasp by the few who remained.
Turkey goes full goatfucker. Ataturk is dead. Caliphate 2.0 arises.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 17, 2016 01:18 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Epobirs at July 17, 2016 01:12 AM (IdCqF)
Well, when your secretaries are goats, things don't get written down too quickly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2016 01:19 AM (GSdpU)
AJPS -
I dunno. A faux coup would be a mighty tricky thing to pull off. I
mean, okay, round up a few officers and accuse them of plotting a coup,
that's one thing.
But there were airstrikes on military intelligence and national police and the parliament.
If you try to set up a coup and make it that realistic, there's
always the chance that events will take on momentum and begin to flow in
ways you can't predict.
Too risky.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 17, 2016 01:11 AM (XfAUP)
....in the middle of the night.....How 'bout you JDAM the whole place in the middle of a workday, if you want to make a difference....
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2016 01:20 AM (EzgxV)
it's gonna be a tough row to hoe, recruiting for the next coup.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 17, 2016 01:04 AM (XfAUP)
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(Sigh) as Hillary would say. Why must there be another coup? Why can't the Turks democratically elect (another damn pair of words I've heard enough of) a secular leader who doesn't allow street thugs to wage bloody jihad on people who are listening to music in a cafe during Ramadan?
Posted by: iforgot at July 17, 2016 01:21 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius)
Well, when your secretaries are goats, things don't get written down too quickly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
The big winner in all of this: The Chicken.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 17, 2016 01:21 AM (lDrRt)
Yeah, that gave me pause.
But as I think about it, the puzzling thing was they didn't fire on the people who turned out to defy the curfew.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 17, 2016 01:23 AM (XfAUP)
Sebastian Gorka says Erdogan has succeeded in purging the Ataturk school from the military (and judiciary), and this was just a ham fisted last gasp by the few who remained.
Turkey goes full goatfucker. Ataturk is dead. Caliphate 2.0 arises.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 17, 2016 01:18 AM (DW+jj)
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Where are the Turkish citizens in all this? Why have they voted to go full goatfucky?
Posted by: iforgot at July 17, 2016 01:24 AM (5o5ek)
393
Turkey goes full goatfucker. Ataturk is dead. Caliphate 2.0 arises.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius)
Well, when your secretaries are goats, things don't get written down too quickly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
The big winner in all of this: The Chicken.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 17, 2016 01:21 AM
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It sure as hell ain't us.
Posted by: the goats at July 17, 2016 01:25 AM (XfEYT)
And comms. I don't understand why they didn't cut comms.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 17, 2016 01:25 AM (XfAUP)
Gonna watch Pence's speech. I hope I like it.
Posted by: iforgot at July 17, 2016 01:26 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 17, 2016 01:26 AM (DW+jj)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neASYyLBE9U
Damn.
Posted by: RKae at July 17, 2016 01:27 AM (CDMqz)
Brother Jim,
If your ever up Almost Heaven way, (Or I'm down Dawn way) you Sir qualify for some Royal Reserve High Test. Guaranteed to facilitate enlightened philosophical insights and complicate the hell outta Lazy-Boy reclining Lever Mechanisms. All in one Spectacular Blue Mason Jar.
Cheers. (Sips, number whatever....it'll be apparent in the mornin)
Btw, The Mustang "Quicksilver" was based outta an airport nearby. Before Bill passed, he would randomly buzz the State Fair of WV. Tickled him to show her off. Got to talk to him and Genuflect before his chariot once in his hanger. Outstanding Gentleman an a Very good afternoon.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 17, 2016 01:27 AM (LQE71)
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2016 01:29 AM (sCQ6C)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 17, 2016 01:30 AM (XfAUP)
Posted by: Gushka can haz kittys what plays fetch! at July 17, 2016 01:33 AM (YhV5r)
I've decided. Yeah, I'm gonna go to next year's Vandalia Gathering in God's backyard.
Been too long since I've seen the hills.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 17, 2016 01:33 AM (XfAUP)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants
Definitely amateur-hour. One helicopter gunship firing into the pro-Erdogan crowd would've sent the rest fleeing. I know most muslims are inbred to the point of retardation, but you'd think a Turkish general would know what "pour encourager les autres" means.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 17, 2016 01:35 AM (lDrRt)
From what I read and hear, about half the Turks are goatfucker, the other half not so much. Ataturk realized the goatfuckers would always be a threat, which is why he set it up to make the military guarantee a "secular government". The goatfuckers have managed to kill this.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 17, 2016 01:26 AM (DW+jj)
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What a bunch of idiots. They should surrender to Mecca and get it over with.
Posted by: iforgot at July 17, 2016 01:36 AM (5o5ek)
I'm sure we could do some damage to a bottle, a mason jar, and certainly I shall bring with me the premium cigars.
Aircraft story.
I once enjoyed unimpeded, solo access to an as yet un-finished FiFi, the sole remaining flight worthy B-29.
It was all alone at the Hondo, TX airport, in for whatever work the volunteers at that facility could contribute, and had been there for some months.
One day, I was en route back home to San Antonio, with some time to spare, and so pulled into the airport, and had a good discussion with the guard at the gate.
Who. Let. Me. In.
Shortly, another airport employee, not security, but who was causally involved with the project, allowed me up the crew stair, and told me simply to not touch shit up there.
I took a full tour. The avionics were clearly out and being worked on, and most of the cockpit was awry. So, I didn't get to sit in the pilot's seat, or go forward of that spot.
But, it was raw, unclean, greasy, filthy and otherwise just a coming-back-to-life, mess.
I loved it.
Just walking around under the wings and engine, I was struck with the sheer majesty of the craft.
And by some drops of oil from the engines.
I took it as a sign of mutual respect, and quietly took my leave. Somberly, appreciatively, and in a reflective mood.
Heroes flew those planes. I got close enough to walk once, in their footsteps.
So very, very humbling.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 17, 2016 01:37 AM (v5iqM)
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Too bad mindful webworker ain't around. He could work "fainting goats" into another conversation.
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2016 01:29 AM
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Even considering a fainting goat is beta as hell.
Posted by: Alpha GF at July 17, 2016 01:37 AM (XfEYT)
Yeah....maybe it's the soju, maybe it's the late hour, but I'm tending
toward thinking this was amateur-hour, possibly instigated by the chief
Golf Foxtrot.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 17, 2016 01:30 AM (XfAUP)
you know you arent the only one who had that thought. but frankly i discarded that idea. I think he knew, but i am sure he didnt cook it up unless as a way to get more of our arms from Incirlik to Syria. I keep thinking of how they were so goddamn hot to get our guys families out of Turkey and then THIS happened. I am worried as hell for someone i know over there who is just a sweet nerdy man teaching English there. Hed been unemployed a long time before he took that job and he was poor but happy teaching kids and making a difference in their lives. Its a very dangerous world over there and my Turkish friends told me thay will never go back. Not exactly safe for an unworldly nerdy guy, and i worry for him.
Posted by: Gushka can haz kittys what plays fetch! at July 17, 2016 01:37 AM (YhV5r)
Visit the relatives - the in-laws and outlaws, as my mother calls our tribe - reverence my grandfather's grave with a bottle of Old Granddad, and just come home for a while.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 17, 2016 01:39 AM (XfAUP)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2016 01:40 AM (ry34m)
*hangs head in shame for being straight*
Posted by: Alana at July 17, 2016 01:40 AM (jKai6)
And by some drops of oil from the engines.
I took it as a sign of mutual respect, and quietly took my leave. Somberly, appreciatively, and in a reflective mood.
Heroes flew those planes. I got close enough to walk once, in their footsteps.
So very, very humbling.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 17, 2016 01:37 AM (v5iqM)
she bled on you. Think of it as her way of touching you back. Never doubt Planes are living creatures with personalities and souls. Just like boats are.
Posted by: Gushka can haz kittys what plays fetch! at July 17, 2016 01:40 AM (YhV5r)
No, I don't have keys to the time machine. Just antenna TV.
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2016 01:43 AM (sCQ6C)
Cop shot him..
Old guys son comes out of house and attacks cop, who tells him old man had gun.. so son shoots ground in frustration lol..
Son not shot or charged.
Old farts lives matter!!
Posted by: JarvisW at July 17, 2016 01:44 AM (R1ejq)
And right after says "Isis claimed responsibility and calls him a Solder of Allah who answered the call"
Idiots..
Posted by: JarvisW at July 17, 2016 01:48 AM (R1ejq)
Life is locally good right now, which I am thankful for.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 17, 2016 01:48 AM (YLidQ)
So very, very humbling.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
They were heroes. But like all the other heroes of history (Achilles, George Washington, Audie Murphy) they only did their duty to the utmost of their ability, and that made them heroes. We can be heroes too, if we choose to be. I'm probably too drunk, but I hope I communicated my point.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 17, 2016 01:49 AM (lDrRt)
Yeah, that gave me pause.
But as I think about it, the puzzling thing was they didn't fire on the people who turned out to defy the curfew.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
****
Well if you have a coup in order to free the people, is shooting "the people" on the agenda?
I could understand Erdogans police/soldiers being targets.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 17, 2016 01:49 AM (hVdx9)
Cop shot him..
Old guys son comes out of house and attacks cop, who tells him old man had gun.. so son shoots ground in frustration lol..
Son not shot or charged.
Old farts lives matter!!
Posted by: JarvisW at July 17, 2016 01:44 AM (R1ejq)
That's 'cause Old Guys are Dangerous.
I ain't got the time, energy or inclination to get down on the ground n' wrassle with your young ass.
But I can damn sure shoot straight, and will.
Some wise Training Sergeant likely told that officer that, once, and it seems to have made an impression.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 17, 2016 01:49 AM (v5iqM)
If they want to honor Ataturk, do what he did, squash the goatfuckers brutally. Ataturk well, he was a great leader, but he was a brutal MF'er.
He brutally continued the Greek genocide, IIRC, slaughtering Greek Christians.
But he hated goatfuckers with passion.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 17, 2016 01:49 AM (DW+jj)
So how confident is the average Turkish citizen that there will be no repercussions for their ballot?
Posted by: Epobirs at July 17, 2016 01:52 AM (IdCqF)
In the ME, many of "the people" are insane fanatics (goatfuckers is my term of art for them -- we'd need to clean this up for polite discourse, of course, but it is otherwise a good way to label what you're dealing with).
These "the people" are not good.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 17, 2016 01:54 AM (DW+jj)
Yes, machines can and do have spirits and personalities. They acquire them from those who've used them, relied upon them, owed their lives to them.
Pa - my grandfather - told of having a rifle that hated him when he was in the Pacific; said he couldn't get along with the damned thing, and didn't trust it one bit.
When he got re-deployed - a long story - to Europe, he ended up with an M1 carbine who loved him, an M3 SMG he called his 'girlfriend,' and, mounted on his scout car, a Ma Deuce who, he said, loved him as if he were her own son.
His sidearm we still have - he brought it back. While he was deployed, he named it for the woman he loved and whom he married when he got back home.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 17, 2016 01:55 AM (XfAUP)
He brutally continued the Greek genocide, IIRC, slaughtering Greek Christians.
Posted by: publius
Err, Armenians?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2016 01:56 AM (p2X2f)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants
Ma Deuce loves all her boys.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 17, 2016 01:57 AM (lDrRt)
No, I get that. But the people aren't all the people, so to speak.
Amd a little brutality at the start saves a lot of bloodshed later on down the road.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 17, 2016 01:58 AM (XfAUP)
Why? Because it's damn dangerous. Speaking of DNA, this Caliphate shit lives in the imagination of all the Mooslims out there. Even the not-so-goatfuckery ones. Take any of them, as Westernized as you can get, generations of it, yet, being a Muslim, this Caliphate shit is in the back of his mind.
Get any serious attempt at restarting a Caliphate going, and it's like a virus getting activated. They all go full-on goatfucker and start Allah-ackbaring, and blowing up shit and chopping off heads.
The Caliphate, the very idea of it, must be nuked from orbit.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 17, 2016 01:59 AM (DW+jj)
That she does, that she does.
Pa told me whenever they found themselves in a tough spot, they'd touch off a few rounds and all trouble just sort of evaporated.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 17, 2016 02:00 AM (XfAUP)
I'm sure we could do some damage to a bottle, a mason jar, and certainly I shall bring with me the premium cigars.
Aircraft story.
I once enjoyed unimpeded, solo access to an as yet un-finished FiFi, the sole remaining flight worthy B-29.
It was all alone at the Hondo, TX airport, in for whatever work the volunteers at that facility could contribute, and had been there for some months.
One day, I was en route back home to San Antonio, with some time to spare, and so pulled into the airport, and had a good discussion with the guard at the gate.
Who. Let. Me. In.
Shortly, another airport employee, not security, but who was causally involved with the project, allowed me up the crew stair, and told me simply to not touch shit up there.
I took a full tour. The avionics were clearly out and being worked on, and most of the cockpit was awry. So, I didn't get to sit in the pilot's seat, or go forward of that spot.
But, it was raw, unclean, greasy, filthy and otherwise just a coming-back-to-life, mess.
I loved it.
Just walking around under the wings and engine, I was struck with the sheer majesty of the craft.
And by some drops of oil from the engines.
I took it as a sign of mutual respect, and quietly took my leave. Somberly, appreciatively, and in a reflective mood.
Heroes flew those planes. I got close enough to walk once, in their footsteps.
So very, very humbling.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
****
A few decades ago my high school AFJROTC "flight" got to take a field trip to Davis Monthan, and we stopped at Evergreen airfield on the way back. They were almost done restoring a B-17 and let us climb around in in it. I am by no means a big guy, and I was a toothpick back then. Still, I found some areas very tight and I was too big to fit into the ball turret. The guys who went up in those things had big brass ones.
I agree. It was humbling and awe inspiring.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 17, 2016 02:01 AM (hVdx9)
You're entirely correct.
I've had several vehicles with which I could never attach.
Conversely, my '89 'Wing 1500 was an extension of my motorcycle riding soul.
Riders on crotch-rockety sport bikes were ever in danger of being embarrassed on twisty roads, when the 'Wing was in full song, and I was on in my groove.
And the 6.5x55 Swede M-96 in my safe is the same. It's just uncanny what I can do with that rifle on a good day. Sans optics, too.
No need for a ballistics calculator. I just know what it's going to do, and it does it.
Would've been nice to have a woman of similar simpatico in this life, eh?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 17, 2016 02:01 AM (v5iqM)
conversation.
What the what? I check in late before bed and this is what I find?
Do I even want to know why y'all are talking about feigning goatse?
Posted by: mindful webworker - not a round at July 17, 2016 02:02 AM (TFV0D)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 17, 2016 02:03 AM (q7T0y)
No, I get that. But the people aren't all the people, so to speak.
Amd a little brutality at the start saves a lot of bloodshed later on down the road.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
****
That is how I see it as well.
I really get the feeling their heart was not in this and that it was not well led or organized.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 17, 2016 02:06 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 17, 2016 02:09 AM (hVdx9)
And I heard from a friend who was in yhe Red Army during the GPW that he loved and trusted his PPSh (pa-pa-shaw, they called it) more than anyone other than his mother.
Man swore he never had a jam, never had to really 'aim' (to the extent one aims an smg) the thing, and never ran out of ammo in a tight spot.
He swore to me the thing was alive. And who am I, who was not there and do not know, to argue?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 17, 2016 02:09 AM (XfAUP)
I dunno. A faux coup would be a mighty tricky thing to pull off. I mean, okay, round up a few officers and accuse them of plotting a coup, that's one thing.
But there were airstrikes on military intelligence and national police and the parliament.
If you try to set up a coup and make it that realistic, there's always the chance that events will take on momentum and begin to flow in ways you can't predict.
Too risky.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 17, 2016 01:11 AM (XfAUP)
Occam's Razor n shit, but usually those who have decided to take out the boss know that if they fail, they are goodnfucked, so they fight to the bitter end. This thing was over before it started, and Erdogan just happened to have a list of 2700 judges to shitcan.
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper at July 17, 2016 02:13 AM (1JnAL)
Would've been nice to have a woman of similar simpatico in this life, eh?
I had a boat like that.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2016 02:15 AM (1xUj/)
BTW, "Ataturk" is really a title, meaning "Father of Turks". They gave him that as a name, and forbid it ever being used for anyone else. Criticizing him is still a crime in Turkey.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 17, 2016 02:17 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 17, 2016 02:17 AM (lDrRt)
Good luck with that, as it is integral to Islam itself.
Robert Spencer's thesis, as mentioned earlier, is that empires use religion as an instrument of policy and the newly created Arab empire needed a new religion to serve as its primary policy instrument. They chose to give it a retroactive existence, making it the driving force of the empire's birth and creation, rather than giving credit to mere mortals who'd soon pass from memory. Thus Mohammed was created, the perfect man to be remembered as no other could.
Removing the Caliphate from Islam would be like telling Christians they need to stop all this focus on the terribly dreary crucifixion.
Posted by: Epobirs at July 17, 2016 02:17 AM (IdCqF)
Too bad Powerball ain't a lexicon based system or I'd be set.
Anyway, 20 years ago, Skynyrd played the WV State Fair.
For us locals, it rivaled Garth Brooks (and yes he played the State Fair back in the day too). Standin room only In the grounds, and a couple thousand watchin thru the chain link fences surroundin it. Its Hillbilly Gospel Live, what do you expect. Really.
State Police put 40 Officers on site, (stage, then track seatin, then grandstand) to Temper the festivities. It kept most everyone from gettin Completely outta hand. Seriously, they let everyone Party, but maintained Control.
FUCKIN AWESOME Concert. Skynyrd played their ass off. Excellent energy and showmanship.I've seen 100plus various bands live since an its still an Aplus show. They did it For a bunch of Hicks. Much Respect.
Reallllllly Lonnnggggg, but consistently entertaining and fun, story later...
I got to hang with The Band on their Tour Bus and drink beer. Even back then, after all the Fame they had experienced, They were Super Cool Dudes. Was a.really Exceptional Night. I'll always, always remember it.
Skynyrd rocks.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 17, 2016 02:19 AM (LQE71)
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There have been thousands, whose names we'll never know, and whose courage wasn't witnessed or reported.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2016 02:20 AM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2016 02:23 AM (GSdpU)
the host says "This is why we don't allow reading of books!"
LMAO
http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/220666.php
Posted by: JarvisW at July 17, 2016 02:28 AM (R1ejq)
But, I wanna read Hillbillyking's story, later on. So, I hope someone will point it out to me down the road, on a new day.
And as for the heroes. Much I agree with, has been said.
But, they've been tried in the fires, and found worthy.
And us? We're playin' around looking at firework fuze punks, by comparison.
That said, no sane man wants to lay that punk to the fuse, either.
It either comes to us, comes at us, or it doesn't.
I have a sense of how I'd be, then. Three times in my life, I've had to look at another man across the sights of a gun.
One, was my brother.
Thank God, all complied with commands.
But still, what such men did under fire, and many of them on a daily basis?
I bow my knee to no man.
But to them, I stand. Quietly salute. Reverently.
And but hope that should I face the same test, to be found worthy in the fire.
With that, I yield the floor.
Good night, friends.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 17, 2016 02:29 AM (v5iqM)
The hosts look terrified of the possible consequences for this broadcast.
Is the angry guy still alive?
Posted by: Epobirs at July 17, 2016 02:46 AM (IdCqF)
As far as mind viruses go, it looks like Islam is a really strong one.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 17, 2016 02:50 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 17, 2016 02:52 AM (T/cxb)
Heh.. Language is a virus. From outer space, no less.
https://youtu.be/KvOoR8m0oms
But more than this, word is a virus.
https://youtu.be/yqukFWVCt04
Word begets image, and image is virus.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 17, 2016 02:59 AM (MvqZI)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius)
And like a virus, it requires a strong immune system to crush it without mercy.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 17, 2016 02:59 AM (lDrRt)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic
As always, make your checks out to "Friends of Prince Ludwid 2016."
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 17, 2016 03:06 AM (lDrRt)
Too many sips leads to distraction. Y'all understand.
Time, an the thread, flys by.
Jim, I got my start with a P-38 in the late 70's. Popa, my granddad (a WWII Combat Vet) took me to an Air Show.
Never had the pleasure/honor of checkin out a 29. Envy is a Sin, but....... big smile. My former Bosses Father, flew missions outta Tinnian as a belly gunner. I was fortunate enough to know Bud, he passed at 94..... Hero indeed and forever.
Uncle Pap, we have Popa's sidearm too. His humility, and patience, and Love.....after what he'd been through......
Words aren't enough. I count myself blessed to have had him in my life.
.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 17, 2016 03:08 AM (LQE71)
Just too funny. His clusterfuck of a campaign just keeps getting funnier and funnier. That T fucking a P logo that they quickly dropped but is now everywhere on the internet and social media in gif form was brilliant too. I wonder what the next train wreck moment will be.
Posted by: Clusterfuck Trump at July 17, 2016 03:08 AM (lDnx/)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 17, 2016 03:10 AM (lDrRt)
Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 17, 2016 03:10 AM (LQE71)
***
And yet,he just keeps winning. Funny thing, huh?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 17, 2016 03:11 AM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at July 17, 2016 03:17 AM (H8Bf9)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at July 17, 2016 03:18 AM (H8Bf9)
Posted by: Hanoverfist
To be fair, it's only a quarter after 12 specific time.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 17, 2016 03:19 AM (lDrRt)
Obama's Labor Secretary and possible Hillary Clinton Vice-Presidential pick, Tom Perez, has called for Hispanics to cause "good trouble" in the question for "social justice" over "immigration reform" (i.e. total amnesty).
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12121
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 17, 2016 03:20 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 17, 2016 03:20 AM (MvqZI)
Turks". They gave him that as a name, and forbid it ever being used for
anyone else. Criticizing him is still a crime in Turkey.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 17, 2016 02:17 AM (DW+jj)
You don't even want to know what happens to you if you piss on the statue.
Morning roonz and roonettez!
Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 17, 2016 03:23 AM (vbvxt)
https://youtu.be/F3kz4AUHe1M
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants
The Lord says I'll be Okay, but he's pretty sure you're Pooked.
Posted by: Steven at July 17, 2016 03:25 AM (lDrRt)
Heh. Aint it the truth, though?
But He never promised me an easy way out. Big Louie is kinda tough like that.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 17, 2016 03:30 AM (MvqZI)
As far as mind viruses go, it looks like Islam is a really strong one.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 17, 2016 02:50 AM (DW+jj)
Yeah, and it poops all over everything in the process. Look, can't we just capture a bunch of those feral hogs in Texas and send 'em over to the Middle East? I should think enough pigshit spread around and they will be so jittery they would then be easy to round up and hose down.
Okay, maybe not, but it had a good visual.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 17, 2016 03:32 AM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 17, 2016 03:33 AM (MvqZI)
A bit of Mahler, which lately has been my drifting off music, and this though my angel dislikes it.
But she's not with me tonight.
https://youtu.be/15WQNKhaCHY
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 17, 2016 03:37 AM (MvqZI)
youtube.com/watch?v=I3lFBq7_CPk
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2016 03:52 AM (p2X2f)
I'm sure I'm on a list somewhere.
Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2016 04:08 AM (sdi6R)
'The great god Pan is dead.'
https://youtu.be/bubCpbx-DHk
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 17, 2016 03:33 AM (MvqZI)
You bastards!
Posted by: Tinker Bell at July 17, 2016 04:09 AM (vBeA5)
I'm sure I'm on a list somewhere.
Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2016 04:08 AM (sdi6R)
Already have your (temporary) space ready in the Fun Camps!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton *hic* at July 17, 2016 04:10 AM (vBeA5)
I'll bring the volley balls & some old baseball gloves ...
Posted by: Adriane is Easily Confused ... at July 17, 2016 04:57 AM (AoK0a)
Here is "Everything About You" by Ugly Kid Joe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byEGjLU2egA
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 17, 2016 04:58 AM (vBeA5)
News on the Dad front. Yesterday was a decent day.
We are getting a lot of positive news, but right now it comes down to getting an EEG done to see how his brain is doing.
Keep flooding the heavens with prayers and positive thoughts. Thank you so very much!
Posted by: TickledPink at July 17, 2016 05:18 AM (EIbJb)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at July 17, 2016 05:26 AM (H8Bf9)
Posted by: RobM1981 at July 17, 2016 05:43 AM (VVBN7)
Continued Prayers TickledPink.
And something you don't see ever day. Hopefully they have looked across the street.
http://chambana.craigslist.org/laf/5683273208.html
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 17, 2016 05:52 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2016 05:53 AM (zLDYs)
But the Bad Angel story was god. But of course many have shot down there own side just not officially.
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2016 05:56 AM (bksJQ)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at July 17, 2016 05:56 AM (0wwxk)
Posted by: Yuimetal at July 17, 2016 05:57 AM (gF+Qw)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at July 17, 2016 06:02 AM (H8Bf9)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 17, 2016 06:04 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at July 17, 2016 06:04 AM (H8Bf9)
IIRC that's where we have nukes stored at. If so, end game of this whole circus show, erdie getting his hands on that weaponry?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 17, 2016 06:05 AM (WVsWD)
Search "Harry's Army Surplus" before you buy your MA-1 from A-1. They have most of the line much cheaper; I picked up a leather MA-1 last fall for $215 to replace a similar one I got years ago from Sportsman Guide. Good luck.
Posted by: Jim Lopez at July 17, 2016 06:47 AM (Czbm2)
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