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Captain Bullshit: We Could Spend Decades Trying to Tease Out the Motive of the Dallas Shooter and Never Come Up With a Clear Answer
The World's Smartest Man gets a bad case of the Dummies whenever his political coreligionists embarrass him.
He covered his tracks a bit later in the presser by saying, “The demented individual who carried out those attacks in Dallas, he’s not more representative of all African-Americans than the shooter in Charleston was representative of white Americans.” Right, but that doesn’t mean the Charleston shooter didn’t have a discrete motive despite his “troubled mind.” In fact, Obama was astute in describing it at the time:Greatest Orator Since Cicero. Every speech is a home-run derby of thrills-up-the-leg. He learned well from his mentor, the terrorist Bill Ayers.
The fact that this took place in a black church obviously also raises questions about a dark part of our history. This is not the first time that black churches have been attacked. And we know that hatred across races and faiths pose a particular threat to our democracy and our ideals.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: L, Elle at July 11, 2016 06:23 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2016 06:23 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 11, 2016 06:23 PM (Vevy5)
Frankly he is going to give a shout out to Micah X via motive tomorrow...
he's classt that way.
Posted by: sven10077 at July 11, 2016 06:24 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: L, Elle at July 11, 2016 06:24 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Ho Lee Fuk at July 11, 2016 06:24 PM (/542q)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2016 06:25 PM (1ZOkK)
It's always pleasant when your ethnicity is the victim of a racially motivated massacre to reflect that in Obama's world we are solely to blame for Micah X.
Posted by: sven10077 at July 11, 2016 06:26 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Kreplach at July 11, 2016 06:27 PM (Z/FKv)
Posted by: Corky the Retard at July 11, 2016 06:27 PM (wcSGs)
Posted by: OneIronMacguffin at July 11, 2016 06:27 PM (NjX7M)
Posted by: fluffy at July 11, 2016 06:27 PM (eiFlk)
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2016 06:28 PM (Ht/4p)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2016 06:29 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: strategic Corporal USMC at July 11, 2016 06:29 PM (fsOPO)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2016 06:29 PM (/tuJf)
Disagree. I would expect The Beast to be less of a schmuck.
Posted by: fluffy at July 11, 2016 06:29 PM (eiFlk)
Posted by: Lauren at July 11, 2016 06:29 PM (7XGCq)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2016 06:29 PM (0mRoj)
Reason is on vacation....or under house arrest. Pick your poison.
Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at July 11, 2016 06:30 PM (3ZttN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2016 06:25 PM
Fortunately, I was spared this time.
;-)
Posted by: The D'oh Family's remote mute button at July 11, 2016 06:30 PM (+Q9b4)
He'll never have the opportunity to explain it to us in an in depth interview, while appearing on the cover of Rolling Stone. He'll never be able to become an aspiring rapper and depict his life story through the magic of
We've lost so much.
Posted by: C4-PO (Dallas Ro-bomb) at July 11, 2016 06:30 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Chrissie Matthews at July 11, 2016 06:30 PM (wcSGs)
Key excepts
"In fact, John Scopes never actually taught evolution; he was sick on the
class day evolution was scheduled, so he never delivered the lecture.
His failure to actually teach evolution was an excellent defense: in
fact Scopes was innocent, and a lawyer who was actually representing
Scopes' interests - rather than the ACLU's interest - would have
featured that fact prominently."
....
"The Scopes textbook, Hunter's A Civic Biology, divided humanity into
five races and ranked them in terms of superiority, concluding with "the
highest type of all, the Caucasians, represented by the civilized white
inhabitants of Europe and America." A Civic Biology asserted that crime
and immorality are inherited and run in families, and that "these
families have become parasitic on society. . . . If such people were
lower animals, we would probably kill them off. . . . [W]e do have the
remedy of separating the sexes in asylums or other places and in various
ways preventing intermarriage and the possibilities of perpetuating
such a low and degenerate race.""
Posted by: LAST WEEK'S NEWS TODAY at July 11, 2016 06:30 PM (svFmG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2016 06:30 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 11, 2016 06:31 PM (QFhci)
Trump should put his briliiant speech, "The police acted stupidly." in heavy rotation.
Posted by: fluffy at July 11, 2016 06:31 PM (eiFlk)
Disagree. I would expect The Beast to be less of a schmuck.
Posted by: fluffy at July 11, 2016 06:29 PM (eiFlk)
Never NEVER equate me to this imbecile. Sure, I'm using him but it's like jihadists using 6 year old kids with Down's syndrome as suicide bombers.
Posted by: Lucifer at July 11, 2016 06:31 PM (0mRoj)
Ayers is The Architect. Been planning 50 years. Think about it.
Posted by: OneIronMacguffin at July 11, 2016 06:27 PM (NjX7M)
There's audio of an undercover agent who infiltrated the Weather Underground. They were planning for the rounding up and extermination of millions of Americans.
"Our" president's buddy.
So glad my Daddy didn't live to witness this crap. Sadly, my late mom did. And had to endure my lib sister's car with the Obama sticker on the back.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2016 06:31 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: OneIronMacguffin at July 11, 2016 06:27 PM (NjX7M)
================================================
Yep. None of this is random.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 11, 2016 06:31 PM (dFi94)
Comes right before the rotting corpses and the burning rubble.
Posted by: The Fifth Horseman at July 11, 2016 06:31 PM (iU9Qe)
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at July 11, 2016 06:31 PM (ozZau)
But instead they have to flood the news with Yet Another Atrocity every damn day to distract us from how absolutely vile every Democrat is.
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at July 11, 2016 06:32 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: doomed at July 11, 2016 06:32 PM (bGLSw)
Posted by: micky at July 11, 2016 06:32 PM (o5vMc)
Posted by: RedDish at July 11, 2016 06:32 PM (5eXg1)
Posted by: C4-PO (Dallas Ro-bomb) at July 11, 2016 06:30 PM (H9MG5)
-----------------------------
I love you.
Posted by: Roomba at July 11, 2016 06:32 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2016 06:33 PM (Yo9Lf)
Posted by: Reggie at July 11, 2016 06:33 PM (hS+ZP)
To the minority with any sense and critical thinking skills Obama's already beclowned himself with that statement (about "teasing out" motive). But to get the point across to the broader audience, some of whom may be reachable in a political sense, takes a public figure actually, you know, engaging in politics.
On issue after issue after issue, for a decade or more, there has simply been no voice of reason or ridicule even as the increasingly inappropriate, stupid, un-American, dishonest public behavior and rhetoric of Obama and his ilk.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 11, 2016 06:33 PM (QDnY+)
If we include "Bullshitting" in oration it'd be a close race.
Admittedly you are the better oratician and master of the forensic arts BUT his bullshitting has given him the power to unleash the sun on the Earth's surface Marcus Tullius.
//Archias
Posted by: sven10077 at July 11, 2016 06:33 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Prez'nit Soaring Rhetoric at July 11, 2016 06:33 PM (8ZskC)
Not a chance. Satan, as we all know, would have a hot wife.
Posted by: Fresh Air at July 11, 2016 06:33 PM (eJdkv)
First bullfighter to be gored (to death) in Spain since 1985.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 11, 2016 06:31 PM (QFhci)
Y'know, that guy who actually bet on the bull is ROLLING in winnings today.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 11, 2016 06:33 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Caliban at July 11, 2016 06:34 PM (pw64C)
Nobody needs to listen to him anymore, and we won't.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2016 06:34 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: strategic Corporal USMC at July 11, 2016 06:35 PM (fsOPO)
The news tomorrow will gush about Obama's "healing speech" full of "hope" and calling for "change".
By Wednesday morning, you'd never know that anything happened in Dallas since Kennedy got shot by watching the news.
I figure there's at least another weeks worth of reporting to do on the racist cops who murder defenseless black men... until the investigations conclude and show that the poor, gentle giants were carrying guns illegally and resisting arrest. Quick pivot to gun control and down the memory hole.
Posted by: Damiano at July 11, 2016 06:35 PM (71OEY)
I like when he stutters.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 06:35 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 06:35 PM (YMIAU)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2016 06:35 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2016 06:35 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Lauren at July 11, 2016 06:36 PM (7XGCq)
I also think satan wouldn't look like urkel riding a bike.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 06:36 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2016 06:36 PM (GINyK)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 11, 2016 06:37 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Roomba at July 11, 2016 06:32 PM (T/5A0)<<<
Sorry, I'm a one appliance machine. I'm faithful to the toaster.
Posted by: C4-PO (Dallas Ro-bomb) at July 11, 2016 06:37 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Lauren at July 11, 2016 06:37 PM (7XGCq)
Posted by: CaliGirl
----
And that's exactly why he adopts such a disguise.
Expect the unexpected.
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 06:37 PM (YMIAU)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2016 06:36 PM (GINyK)
I'd like to seem him show up at a Habitat for Humanity project and give his "you didn't build that" speech.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2016 06:37 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: doomed at July 11, 2016 06:37 PM (bGLSw)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2016 06:38 PM (Yo9Lf)
The world is spiraling away from him. He can no more influence events than he can describe them without sounding like his typical, pablum-spewing manner.
Thats why he is going to be out campaigning for Clinton,he can feel relevant again
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2016 06:38 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2016 06:39 PM (SEFXb)
/david brooks
Posted by: willy at July 11, 2016 06:39 PM (Ffw22)
Posted by: Damiano at July 11, 2016 06:40 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: wth at July 11, 2016 06:40 PM (HgMAr)
Obama would be LOL in his bowl of fruit loops but then say I don't get it
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at July 11, 2016 06:40 PM (Cq0oW)
I always knew you were into corophagia Brooksie.
Posted by: sven10077 at July 11, 2016 06:41 PM (SzZnW)
Yet the motives of this fucktard elude his mind.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2016 06:41 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Marc Lamont Sanford at July 11, 2016 06:41 PM (IqV8l)
Yes ... That was my imitation of a white mongaloid.
Thanks. Thanks.
Posted by: TFG at July 11, 2016 06:41 PM (H1gun)
He's just lucky that his base of support are too stupid to pay attention.
You mean the Republicans in Congress? Then yeah.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 11, 2016 06:41 PM (QFhci)
I still don't understand how anyone thinks TFG is cool. In my minds eye I see him lifting weights.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 06:41 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2016 06:37 PM (0mRoj)
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And put a shovel or rake in his hand to see him do some real work.
/like that will ever happen
Posted by: willy at July 11, 2016 06:41 PM (Ffw22)
The president who stood next to the Hell Beast at the caskets of the Benghazi dead, assuring them they'd get the guy who made the video.
I can't even express what I feel here.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2016 06:41 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Kreplach at July 11, 2016 06:27 PM (Z/FKv)
Said something similar to a black co-worker last week and he about stroked out.
Definitely an agent of evil.
Posted by: Country Boy at July 11, 2016 06:42 PM (heN73)
What's the name of that terrorist expert?
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 11, 2016 06:42 PM (QFhci)
groups like BLM - Mostly peaceful protesters, exercising their first amendment rights, nobly trying to change the racism inherent in the system
Dallas shooter - Can't tell what his motives are. Must be crazy lone wolf.
Posted by: SCOAMF and the Hussein Clown Posse at July 11, 2016 06:42 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: willy at July 11, 2016 06:42 PM (Ffw22)
Posted by: The Icemaker at July 11, 2016 06:42 PM (lKyWE)
This guy is literally satan in human form.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 11, 2016 06:27 PM (Z/FKv)
Nah. Satan is smart. Obama has never had an original idea in his head - all he knows how to do is mouth the anti-white, anti-Western Civ bullshit he's heard his entire life, starting with his idiot mother.
He's the dupe of people far smarter than he is - Ayers and the rest of the Chi-town lefty crowd and, most importantly, Jarrett and Soros. Sure Barry's evil, but he is a minor demon compared to Soros. If you cast Soros as the supervillain in a suspense novel, your editor would probably say, "Hey, can you tone this character down a bit? He's not remotely plausible."
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege) at July 11, 2016 06:42 PM (P8951)
His golf swing sucks too.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 06:43 PM (egOGm)
Interesting article on the BS that is Scopes Monkey trial
Are we not men?
Posted by: Marc Lamont Sanford at July 11, 2016 06:41 PM (IqV8l)
We are DEVO!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2016 06:43 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Roomba at July 11, 2016 06:43 PM (T/5A0)
/like that will ever happen
Posted by: willy at July 11, 2016 06:41 PM (Ffw22)
Can you imagine the hilarity that would ensue if someone gave him a hammer and some nails. Or, God forbid, a circular saw?
Posted by: Country Singer at July 11, 2016 06:43 PM (GUBah)
Back from bike ride and have CNN on. They have 3 black guys, one being a congressman and their all afraid of walking around black.
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2016 06:33 PM
They should ride a bike.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 11, 2016 06:43 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2016 06:43 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 11, 2016 06:44 PM (NuElX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2016 06:44 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2016 06:43 PM (0mRoj)
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That and Duty now for the Future.
Posted by: willy at July 11, 2016 06:44 PM (Ffw22)
----
I would use the S word but I don't want to start that guy up again. LOL
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at July 11, 2016 06:44 PM (Cq0oW)
Sebastian Gorka had a great line.
He said the things the govt says after a muslim terrorist attack are designed to make us stupid.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at July 11, 2016 06:44 PM (QFhci)
What about Donald Dummies, DA HUH HUH DERP?
DON'T YOU DISSRESPEKT THE PRESIDENT!!11!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2016 06:45 PM (4ErVI)
No; I don't think so. He doesn't have some of the characteristics of the Anti Christ. He's just brewed in his religion of political ideology and yes, is probably a tool of Satan without actually being Satan..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2016 06:45 PM (bpZlE)
I still don't understand how anyone thinks TFG is cool. In my minds eye I see him lifting weights.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 06:41 PM (egOGm)
He wasn't even really lifting them. He was sort of waving them around like he was doing interpretive dance or something.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2016 06:45 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Turtle at July 11, 2016 06:45 PM (rznWS)
/like that will ever happen
Posted by: willy at July 11, 2016 06:41 PM (Ffw22)
...............
He'd probably kill himself. I've seen how he handles umbrellas.
Posted by: wth at July 11, 2016 06:45 PM (HgMAr)
Back from bike ride and have CNN on. They have 3 black guys, one being a congressman and their all afraid of walking around black.
Stay out of black neighborhoods and you'll be much safer.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2016 06:46 PM (SEFXb)
Here's the best part: Everything including his landing, speech, and whatever else he's up to is completely closed to the public and media video. Still photographers only. Video will be released by the WH.
In other words, they want to make sure none of his hate speech gets out until he can get out of dodge. Once he's gone, they can blame someone else when shit hits the fan.
Posted by: Damiano at July 11, 2016 06:46 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: Vince and Larry at July 11, 2016 06:46 PM (IqV8l)
>No; I don't think so.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing Fenelon he wasn't Obama.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2016 06:47 PM (/tuJf)
/like that will ever happen
Posted by: willy at July 11, 2016 06:41 PM (Ffw22)
He did okay hanging curtains.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 11, 2016 06:47 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2016 06:44 PM (1ZOkK)
You could have just said, "Bunk".
Posted by: Damiano at July 11, 2016 06:48 PM (71OEY)
Joey Plugz was out in force during he evening news pounding the podium.
Posted by: Chupacabra at July 11, 2016 06:48 PM (McglG)
Posted by: Caliban at July 11, 2016 06:48 PM (pw64C)
Posted by: Damiano at July 11, 2016 06:35 PM (71OEY)
Until the next time terrorists (either the BLM or the ISIS kind) commit another mass killing. In the era of Obama, that's probably a week away.
I swear the flag has been at half mast more times throughout his presidency than it was during the past 4 presidential administrations combined.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege) at July 11, 2016 06:48 PM (P8951)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2016 06:48 PM (bpZlE)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2016 06:48 PM (SEFXb)
Posted by: Baffled at July 11, 2016 06:48 PM (g0aRc)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 11, 2016 06:49 PM (NuElX)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 11, 2016 06:47 PM (JO9+V)
..............
He dressed Mooch?
Posted by: wth at July 11, 2016 06:49 PM (HgMAr)
questions about a dark part of our history. This is not the first time
that
races and faiths
ideals.
Just taking it for a test drive.
Posted by: Mortimer at July 11, 2016 06:49 PM (lXOCT)
Posted by: Marge from Fargo at July 11, 2016 06:49 PM (SWGqZ)
___________________
Think it would be a breach of protocol to spit in his face?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 11, 2016 06:49 PM (NnYnv)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 11, 2016 06:50 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Mortimer at July 11, 2016 06:50 PM (lXOCT)
Posted by: Presdient For Life, Barack Hussein Obumbles at July 11, 2016 06:50 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Turtle at July 11, 2016 06:45 PM (rznWS)
Two chicken katsu plate lunches to go, brah.
Mahalo!
Posted by: Sixkiller...TEXIT at July 11, 2016 06:50 PM (yxupc)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 11, 2016 06:51 PM (NuElX)
Posted by: Presdient For Life, Barack Hussein Obumbles at July 11, 2016 06:51 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Mortimer at July 11, 2016 06:51 PM (lXOCT)
Posted by: some baffled guy at July 11, 2016 06:51 PM (eyEhC)
Has he ever had a real job? No organizing the community doesn't count.
Guest lecturer?
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 06:51 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: Presdient For Life, Barack Hussein Obumbles at July 11, 2016 06:52 PM (/m8T6)
Two chicken katsu plate lunches to go, brah.
Mahalo!
Posted by: Sixkiller...TEXIT at July 11, 2016 06:50 PM (yxupc)
Oh thanks. Now I can't help craving Spam Musubi.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 11, 2016 06:52 PM (LuZz8)
I swear the flag has been at half mast more times throughout his presidency than it was during the past 4 presidential administrations combined.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege) at July 11, 2016 06:48 PM (P8951)
Lies! Slander!
There have been no terrorist attacks! Bin Laden is dead! Al Queda is on the run! ISIS is a JV team! We have never been safer! We are at peace! He has a Nobel Prize, dammit!
Now, sure, there have been some minor kinetic military operations, some workplace violence, a few man- caused disasters, and some unfortunate hate crimes...
Posted by: Damiano at July 11, 2016 06:52 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: Presdient For Life, Barack Hussein Obumbles at July 11, 2016 06:53 PM (/m8T6)
community? Don't they need jobs and marketable skills? Don't they need
stable two-parent families and good schools? Obama seems to think you
can skip over all that by just talking about racism. But how
specifically does talking about racism help blacks? Or does it hurt them
by setting them up for failure and encouraging the very dysfunction
that is holding them back?
Posted by: Caliban at July 11, 2016 06:48 PM (pw64C)
As far as Obama's target audience is concerned, all problems faced by blacks are the result of institutional racism. To the limited extent that any economic or social dysfunction is acknowledged, institutional racism again serves as the scapegoat.
And encouraging dysfunction is profitable for Democrats, doubly so in an election year.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at July 11, 2016 06:53 PM (FohCt)
I remember a story about a woman meeting Bill Clinton and telling him you suck. She was arrested by the secret service.
I'm not positive it's true.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 06:54 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 11, 2016 06:52 PM (LuZz
Never knew there were so many kinds of spam until I lived in Hawaii.
Posted by: Sixkiller...TEXIT at July 11, 2016 06:54 PM (yxupc)
Posted by: Damiano at July 11, 2016 06:52 PM (71OEY)
And all those drone strikes. I think Biden did it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2016 06:54 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at July 11, 2016 06:54 PM (rwI+c)
Under water grottos, caverns
Filled with apes
That eat figs.
Stepping on the figs
That the apes
Eat, they crunch.
The apes howl, bare
Their fangs, dance,
Tumble in the
Rushing water,
Musty, wet pelts
Glistening in the blue.
I'm a little man, I'm a little man.
He's a great man.
Posted by: Fritz at July 11, 2016 06:54 PM (oia+s)
I still don't understand how anyone thinks TFG is cool. In my minds eye I see him lifting weights.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 06:41 PM (egOGm)
Imagine if nobody knew who Barry was and he rode his girl bike around the South Side of Chicago, wearing his mom jeans and bike helmet? How long would it take before the bros beat the shit out of him? After they had stopped laughing.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege) at July 11, 2016 06:54 PM (P8951)
Posted by: President For Life, Barack Hussein Obumbles at July 11, 2016 06:54 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Hai Jaw at July 11, 2016 06:55 PM (9J7Sc)
Posted by: oddnot frets not but sighs at July 11, 2016 06:55 PM (g1MTt)
________________
Dylann was just a typical white boy.
Raaaaaacist to the core.
Just like my white granny. (The one who worked her ass off to provide for me, while my black daddy, of whom I dreamed, did jack squat. My typical white woman granny rose from secretary to vice president, and paid for my expensive private school, and left me hundreds of thousands of dollars' worth of Bank of Hawaii stock when she died. And I still slandered her. Because that's just who I am)
Posted by: BARRY OBAMA at July 11, 2016 06:55 PM (NnYnv)
If so, meet me at the Burger King. Tomorrow at 9 am for senior coffee. I'm the lesbo who ISN'T driving a Forester.
Posted by: Emma Blunderbuss from Putney, Vermont at July 11, 2016 06:55 PM (svFmG)
girl bike around the South Side of Chicago, wearing his mom jeans and
bike helmet? How long would it take before the bros beat the shit out
of him? After they had stopped laughing.
Posted by: DonnaV. (a white) (whitely
brandishing ampersand privilege) at July 11, 2016 06:54 PM (P8951)
They would have worn his ass out.
Posted by: Sixkiller...TEXIT at July 11, 2016 06:55 PM (yxupc)
not more representative of all African-Americans than the shooter in
Charleston was representative of white Americans."
Straw man alert.
Also "the individual ... he?" English teacher weep.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 11, 2016 06:56 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 11, 2016 06:56 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: President For Life, Barack Hussein Obumbles at July 11, 2016 06:56 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Presdient For Life, Barack Hussein Obumbles at July 11, 2016 06:50 PM (/m8T6)
I hate to say it, but he's right. America did elect the JEF twice.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege) at July 11, 2016 06:57 PM (P8951)
I think it would happen rather quickly.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 06:57 PM (egOGm)
Who the hell wants him there?
Well, I guess at least 52% do.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 11, 2016 06:50 PM (T/5A0)
Two Words: Democrat Mayor
We'd have a better chance at determining the unfathomable motives of Micah X from an Obama speech than figuring out why the fuck the mayor invited TFG here.
Posted by: Damiano at July 11, 2016 06:57 PM (71OEY)
Fraudulence spans from haute cuisine to fast food: A February 2016 report by Inside Edition found that Red Lobster's lobster bisque contained a non-lobster meat called langostino. In a statement to The Post, Red Lobster maintains that langostino is lobster meat and said that in the wake of the IE report, "We amended the menu description of the lobster bisque to note the multiple kinds of lobster that are contained within."
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Your salmon is probably fake and so is your red snapper. Your white tuna is something else altogether, probably escolar - known to experts as "the Ex-Lax fish" for the gastrointestinal havoc it wreaks.
http://tinyurl.com/hjpbpqo
(NY Post
Mmm... Ex-Lax fish.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 11, 2016 06:57 PM (R+30W)
Happened to me once, reaction to a medication, doctor said it would go away in a day or so. Was covered head to toe except hands and face.
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2016 06:57 PM (Yo9Lf)
Posted by: President For Life, Barack Hussein Omumbles at July 11, 2016 06:57 PM (/m8T6)
LOL. I believe there's a Satan; I just don't think Obama is anymore Satan than any other particularly bad or despotic President. I don't think Hitler was Satan either, but he played on his team.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2016 06:58 PM (bpZlE)
ass off to provide for me, while my black daddy, of whom I dreamed, did
jack squat. My typical white woman granny rose from secretary to vice
president, and paid for my expensive private school, and left me
hundreds of thousands of dollars' worth of Bank of Hawaii stock when she
died. And I still slandered her. Because that's just who I am)
Posted by: BARRY OBAMA at July 11, 2016 06:55 PM (NnYnv)
Just like my white granny. (The one who worked her
ass off to provide for me, while my black daddy, of whom I dreamed, did
jack squat, ...
... and was a useless piece of shit all of his worthless life.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 11, 2016 06:58 PM (oKE6c)
No; I don't think so. He doesn't have some of the characteristics of the Anti Christ. He's just brewed in his religion of political ideology and yes, is probably a tool of Satan without actually being Satan..
The Abomination that cause desolation will be considerably smarter. Maybe even above 100 IQ points.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at July 11, 2016 06:58 PM (rwI+c)
The new millennium mini planet should be named
Gin and Tonic
Cuz it contains half a Limey.
Posted by: Magical Mystery Touring Moron at July 11, 2016 06:58 PM (zh+/+)
We lost our tails, evolving up
From little snails
I say it's all, just wind in sails
Posted by: Jocko Homo, Dancing the Poot at July 11, 2016 06:59 PM (yFwS4)
jack squat, ...
In fairness, he was pretty busy drinking himself to death and slandering the British.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at July 11, 2016 06:59 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Hillary=> at July 11, 2016 06:59 PM (/m8T6)
That right there is what it is all about. It's not about having all the facts, it's about being seen as "caring" regardless of whether the cops were innocent or guilty.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 11, 2016 06:59 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2016 06:59 PM (bpZlE)
Posted by: Sixkiller...TEXIT at July 11, 2016 06:55 PM (yxupc)
Not as good as I do!
Posted by: Reggie at July 11, 2016 07:00 PM (GUBah)
...One robot defiantly doesn't play the P.C. game...
**scene starts**
some BLM cop shooter: Democratic immunity!
Robot Murtaugh: **head spins around** **beep beep whistle boop beep whistle** **raises IED** **BOOM!!!**
**scene ends**
Lethal Weapon 9. Coming to theaters this summer.
Posted by: movie preview guy at July 11, 2016 07:01 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at July 11, 2016 07:01 PM (rwI+c)
LOL. I believe there's a Satan; I just don't think Obama is anymore Satan than any other particularly bad or despotic President. I don't think Hitler was Satan either, but he played on his team.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2016 06:58 PM (bpZlE)
Daredevil on Netflix. The priest and his discussion with Murdoch on if the devil is real.
Posted by: buzzion at July 11, 2016 07:01 PM (z/Ubi)
Alrighty then.
My MIL has always "bragged" that every gyno exam she ever got, she fainted and pissed herself. This woman had to be put under heavy sedation to have five kids.
She was never more disappointed in her third son, than when we was with me the entire 28 hours of my labor and emergency c-section delivery.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2016 07:02 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2016 07:02 PM (Yo9Lf)
Posted by: Jon Boehner and "Little John" Paul Ryan at July 11, 2016 07:02 PM (/m8T6)
I'm not positive it's true.
____________________
Wouldn't be surprised. Maybe the families should just all turn their backs to him.
He's contemptible, and his despicable race-baiting is one of the reasons their loved ones are now dead.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 11, 2016 07:02 PM (NnYnv)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 11, 2016 07:02 PM (NuElX)
Posted by: Magical Mystery Touring Moron at July 11, 2016 07:02 PM (WpqHu)
I know this is nitpicking, but this is incorrect. If you do the math, The African-American did indeed represent about 1/39,000,000 of all African-Americans, whereas the white guy was representative of around 1/224,000,000 of all white guys in the country.
I get his point, though.
Posted by: FireHorse at July 11, 2016 07:02 PM (YG0oc)
Posted by: Damiano at July 11, 2016 06:52 PM (71OEY)
And all those drone strikes. I think Biden did it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2016 06:54 PM (4ErVI)
Ah, yes. And a few spontaneous protests. Damn YouTube!
It's not like we went to war without authorization of congress to take out a head of state that was no threat to us or anything...
...oh... wait... Forget I mentioned that last part.
Now, where were we. Gun control! Yes! We need to stop the DOJ from illegally selling guns to cartels and terrorist... wait... fucking telepromter!
Posted by: Damiano at July 11, 2016 07:02 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: Tank at July 11, 2016 07:02 PM (0Q4N3)
https://tinyurl.com/zphb7bq
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2016 07:03 PM (sdi6R)
Too bad about him losing his legs in an accident while he was driving drunk. I guess that last drunk driving that killed him was......
....the Brits fault!
Posted by: Blackfoot Barry, dog eater at July 11, 2016 07:04 PM (F1iXz)
Posted by: John Boehner and at July 11, 2016 07:04 PM (/m8T6)
You don't have to do a thing to change the world, just like a Facebook post or tweet something. You can rest easy you've done your part. Or my person favorite wear a ribbon.
These people are idiots.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 07:04 PM (egOGm)
Binding of Delegates Unconstitutional per Virgina court.
NeverTrump!
Posted by: Ginned up Controversy at July 11, 2016 07:04 PM (KJhhI)
Posted by: gNewt at July 11, 2016 07:04 PM (9J7Sc)
White on black = racism
Black on white = mystery
I also read the article from the sidebar about the Fox News Forensics expert. My head would have 'sploded had I seen the interview at the time.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at July 11, 2016 07:05 PM (gmjUl)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 07:05 PM (egOGm)
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Maybe it's like that Sherlock Holmes thing, the dog that didn't bark in the night. We must examine every dog that didn't bark.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 11, 2016 07:05 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 11, 2016 07:05 PM (6n332)
Posted by: navybrat at July 11, 2016 07:05 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2016 07:05 PM (Yo9Lf)
Posted by: gNewt at July 11, 2016 07:06 PM (9J7Sc)
Typical White person. Thinks she can buy love and make up for a lifetime of neglect with money.
Not like your dreamy father...
Posted by: Damiano at July 11, 2016 07:06 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: Blackfoot Barry, dog eater at July 11, 2016 07:06 PM (F1iXz)
I also read the article from the sidebar about the Fox News Forensics expert. My head would have 'sploded had I seen the interview at the time.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at July 11, 2016 07:05 PM
Double shot of my baby's love.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 11, 2016 07:08 PM (IqV8l)
I'm not positive it's true.
Posted by: CaliGirl
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He eventually got on generally good terms with her... and then they had Chelsea together.
I'm not so sure they've seen each other much since then.
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:08 PM (YMIAU)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2016 07:08 PM (JqbcQ)
Posted by: some baffled guy at July 11, 2016 07:08 PM (eyEhC)
TX governor Gregg Abbot is in hospital for skin grafts.
I guess Biden won't be able to ask him to stand up and take a bow tomorrow
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2016 07:08 PM (lKyWE)
I've been trying to decipher patterns, and just when I think I'm onto something, President Obama says it's an isolated incident. Then recently, he said that something was not an isolated incident.
Any insights?
Posted by: FireHorse at July 11, 2016 07:08 PM (YG0oc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:08 PM (kD4oG)
Posted by: Ferd Berfal at July 11, 2016 07:08 PM (+8M7M)
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:09 PM (YMIAU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:09 PM (kD4oG)
Posted by: Ben Had
----
Hang on. Are you saying my wife knows how much porn I have?
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:10 PM (YMIAU)
TX governor Gregg Abbot is in hospital for skin grafts.
I guess Biden won't be able to ask him to stand up and take a bow tomorrow
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2016 07:08 PM (lKyWE)
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"Greg Abbott, what a guy! Gimme some skin, bro."
Posted by: Uncle Joe at July 11, 2016 07:11 PM (5o5ek)
Is Corrine brown the one that gave the fabulous speech about Tim Tebow? Malice the most?
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 07:11 PM (egOGm)
_____________
Yes, you couldn't legitimately be arrested for just telling a president "you suck," but Clinton obviously lied and claimed that she had threatened him. True to his sleazy form. He knew she'd have to spend hours being interrogated and hassled by LE. Then, if she contested it, he'd eventually say that he must have misunderstood or misheard what she said to him. A clear abuse of power. What an a-hole he is.
BTW, spitting on Obama would technically be an assault, so a person could be legitimately arrested for doing that.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 11, 2016 07:12 PM (NnYnv)
Roof says he SUBSEQUENTLY read all that stuff he put in his manifesto, which was basically copied from some 4chan guy with a klan nickname. He sounded like a new convert, inspired by Obama the way Obama says we inspire the terrorists, when we denounce/kill them.
"Roof says he was not raised to be racist, though he made racist jokes growing up. He says it was the Trayvon Martin killing .. and his feeling George Zimmerman was right to shoot the unarmed black teen -- that awakened him to 'black on white violence', which he subsequently read about on a SC based hate group called Council of Conservative Citizens"
Roof also mentions what was happening in Europe. Of course he had to be crazy to come up with murdering innocent blacks as a solution, but the Obama/Holder/Sharpton assault on whites and police departments is crazy at a higher level. Roof acted (stupidly) in response to Obama's war on (white) America.
this is Daily Beast on the manifesto
http://tinyurl.com/ndt36um
Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2016 07:12 PM (dC8ir)
Posted by: Ben Had
----
Hang on. Are you saying my wife knows how much porn I have?
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:10 PM (YMIAU)
Who keeps porn these days? All you need is a few website names. Or so I've heard.
Posted by: buzzion at July 11, 2016 07:12 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 11, 2016 07:12 PM (/BTP8)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2016 07:12 PM (Yo9Lf)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2016 07:12 PM (JqbcQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:12 PM (kD4oG)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 07:11 PM (egOGm)
That's the one! https://youtu.be/KgbBP9Em00A
Posted by: Country Singer at July 11, 2016 07:12 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: buzzion
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No, I like cutting out the pictures and creating pop-up books. It's a very artsy-craftsy sort of perversion.
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:13 PM (YMIAU)
_/¯Posted by: Barack Obama at July 11, 2016 07:14 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2016 07:14 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Barack Obama at July 11, 2016 07:14 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:14 PM (kD4oG)
Ford Foundation, Tides Foundation, Soros, Carnegie Foundation, Rockefeller Foundation, bunch of others.
They are very well funded.
Posted by: navybrat at July 11, 2016 07:14 PM (w7KSn)
True. But it didn't slow some down from trying to paint all whites guilty.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 11, 2016 07:15 PM (geVJ9)
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:13 PM (YMIAU)
Just because you cut holes in the pages doesn't make it a pop-up bo...
Oh, never mind. I guess it is.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 11, 2016 07:15 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 11, 2016 07:15 PM (iQIUe)
Any insights?
Posted by: FireHorse
****
He's just too smart for us to understand. We are playing checkers while he plays multi-dimensional chess.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at July 11, 2016 07:16 PM (gmjUl)
I can't believe she's a congressman. That was a hilarious speech. I was embarrassed for her.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 07:16 PM (egOGm)
George Soros
___________________
I'd be very surprised if they are not actually being funded by grants from the U.S. government.
Obama has pissed away billions of our dollars on funding his homies in groups like Acorn (by whatever name they are calling themselves now), La Raza, and all their various nasty offshoots.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 11, 2016 07:17 PM (NnYnv)
"The demented individual who carried out those attacks in Dallas, he's not more representative of all African-Americans than the shooter in Charleston was representative of white Americans.
And yet every confederate battle flagor monument had to come down
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2016 07:17 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:13 PM (YMIAU)
Just because you cut holes in the pages doesn't make it a pop-up bo...
Oh, never mind. I guess it is.
Posted by: Country Singer
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And people who do scrapbooking spend all kinds of money on paste!
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:17 PM (YMIAU)
Posted by: RedDish at July 11, 2016 07:17 PM (5eXg1)
True, but he didn't say that shit then. Instead, he milked Charleston as another example of this horrible country he's been forced to lead.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 11, 2016 07:17 PM (ppaKI)
If there's one thing above all others Satan has perverted for his own uses, it's social media. It started as a good way to catch up with family and long-lost friends and now it's a way to organize shaming, foster divisiveness, and mainstream hate and ignorance.
Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at July 11, 2016 07:17 PM (q/kmn)
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:13 PM (YMIAU)
No need to buy glue, amiright?
Posted by: Damiano at July 11, 2016 07:17 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2016 07:05 PM (Yo9Lf)
............
She's a bag of meth?
Posted by: wth at July 11, 2016 07:18 PM (HgMAr)
A clip-on fan for your armpits... let me guess controlled by a smartphone app and run on bio-electricity.
But I just don't see having to hold your arms out for it to be effective as something to be proud of. Unless both your arms are in casts after getting in a fight with TrigglyPuff for the last Dorito. Then I would really laugh.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:18 PM (kD4oG)
I remember a story about a woman meeting Bill Clinton and telling him you suck. She was arrested by the secret service.
I'm not positive it's true.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 06:54 PM (egOGm)
After Randy Shughart and Gary Gordon died in Mogadishu in '93, Shughart's father refused to shake Bill Clinton's hand during the Medal of Honor ceremony for his son. Afterwards, he looked Bubba in the eye and told him that he wasn't fit to be President of the United States, and laid the blame for his son's death exclusively and totally in Clinton's hands.
I'd give my left nut to have been a fly on the wall during that conversation.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 11, 2016 07:18 PM (LuZz8)
You need to watch this.
Country singer found it.
https://youtu.be/KgbBP9Em00A
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 07:19 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:12 PM
ISWYDT
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2016 07:19 PM (+Q9b4)
in groups like Acorn (by whatever name they are calling themselves now),
La Raza, and all their various nasty offshoots."
It's not just cash that the feds hand out these days.
Posted by: Operation Fast and Furious, remember me? at July 11, 2016 07:19 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2016 07:21 PM (JqbcQ)
Posted by: Barack O at July 11, 2016 07:22 PM (kTF2Z)
in groups like Acorn (by whatever name they are calling themselves now),
La Raza, and all their various nasty offshoots."
----
Anyone recall "the stimulus"? Millions - MILLIONS! - vanishing to addresses that didn't physically exist; zip codes that didn't exist.
And "investigative journalists" were AWOL. John Stossel was busy being all libertarian about traffic cameras or something. Too busy to worry about missing millions going to God-knows-where.
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:22 PM (YMIAU)
Me too. An old farmer from my neck of the woods was at a function in DC during the carter presidency, he turned his back and wouldn't shake his hand. That takes guts.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 07:22 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: FaCubeItches at July 11, 2016 07:22 PM (rznWS)
Obama has pissed away billions of our dollars on funding his homies in groups like Acorn (by whatever name they are calling themselves now), La Raza, and all their various nasty offshoots.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 11, 2016 07:17 PM (NnYnv)
I read some time ago that ACORN has fragmented into literally hundreds of local organizations with different names.
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2016 07:22 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rickl
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So... pretty much like Islamic terrorism, then.
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:23 PM (YMIAU)
And then the instigators like Gaylord Merkin Focker the Wurst can say with a straight face that it was a lone wolf operation.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:24 PM (kD4oG)
Posted by: Cheri at July 11, 2016 07:25 PM (TmVQX)
Posted by: Yoda at July 11, 2016 07:25 PM (iONHu)
OT: Radio said Congressman Rush formed a church and a non-profit then introduced legislation for federal grants and got them.
Posted by: gNewt at July 11, 2016 07:26 PM (9J7Sc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:27 PM (kD4oG)
Remember when Obama is speaking tomorrow at the memorial for slain officers that he is the guy ending the Cuban embargo without getting escaped cop killer Joanne Chesimard back
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2016 07:27 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2016 07:22 PM (sdi6R)<<<
We MIRVed. Exploded into Multiple Independent Reparation Vehichles.
Posted by: ACORN at July 11, 2016 07:27 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: gNewt at July 11, 2016 07:28 PM (9J7Sc)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2016 07:28 PM (Yo9Lf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:29 PM (kD4oG)
>>> This guy is literally satan in human form.
He's not evil evil. He's a more detached stupid form of evil. I think he believes (at least in his little pointy demented head) that he's doing and saying the right thing. If he ever realizes the full impact of his idiocy. . .wait, never happen.
Here the press has a clearly racially motivated attack, by the shooter's own words no less, and the motive isn't clear?
What's the old saying. . .keep your powder dry.
Posted by: AdamPM at July 11, 2016 07:30 PM (yUlQZ)
I watched the Fox "Forensic Expert" talk expertly about guns from the sidebar.
BRB. Going to the grocery story to pick up a new assault rifle and adapter so I can convert it to fire faster.
Posted by: Damiano at July 11, 2016 07:30 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2016 07:30 PM (zLDYs)
By the way, Trump gave a pretty good speech on cop-killing and law 'n' order today. The whole thing is at realclearpolitics. He took advantage of the law 'n' order issue to slam Crooked Hillary Who Skates Because She Helped Rig the System while he was at it.
Posted by: Uncle Joe at July 11, 2016 07:30 PM (5o5ek)
Monster From the Surf 1965 which I take it is a retitled Beach Girls and the Monster
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2016 07:31 PM (Yo9Lf)
sock off. Wish I had something to say besides sock off.
Posted by: iforgot at July 11, 2016 07:31 PM (5o5ek)
There's a bet I won't take.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 07:31 PM (egOGm)
Yeah. This douchenozzle would fall in a bag of titties and be pulled out sucking his thumb.
Posted by: jsg at July 11, 2016 07:32 PM (+5q4u)
OT: I had a half-dozen envelopes in my mailbox today. Thank you to folks in the Horde who have pitched in to help with my electric bill. Most of you wish to remain anonymous, so I won't call anyone by name. Just know that your kindness is deeply appreciated. God bless.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 11, 2016 07:32 PM (rJUlF)
Obama is a great orator only in that he knows his audience, a very important aspect. The lib/progs and LIV love his BS compassion and high minded statements and quickly overlook or miss all the contradictions, lies, nativity and often meanness at the heart of his speeches. He would be re-elected if he was running and the election were held today.
Posted by: Ripley at July 11, 2016 07:33 PM (0vsws)
One more mailed today.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2016 07:33 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 11, 2016 07:33 PM (ej1L0)
Anyone hear from Donna of the Ampersands? Is she doing all right?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:33 PM (kD4oG)
Posted by: Cheri at July 11, 2016 07:34 PM (TmVQX)
Posted by: jsg
Try a bag of dicks.
Posted by: Reggie at July 11, 2016 07:34 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2016 07:34 PM (JqbcQ)
Been watching maybe the stupidest movie ever on Comet.
Monster From the Surf 1965 which I take it is a retitled Beach Girls and the Monster
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2016 07:31 PM (Yo9Lf)
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I'm discovering old movies on TCM since I tuned out the news and my gawd, some of them were AWFUL. Watched some 1942 melodrama today with Olivia de Havilland and Bette Davis and George Brent and Edgar Buchanan and Billie Burke and other old stalwarts called "In This Our Life." Based on a Pulitzer Prize-winning novel. Garbage cornball badly written badly acted silly soap opera nonsense.
Posted by: iforgot at July 11, 2016 07:35 PM (5o5ek)
Multiple Independent Revenge Vandals?
Micro-aggressed Islamic Raping Varmits?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:29 PM (kD4oG)<<<
Mal-Intentioned Redistributionist Vultures
Posted by: ACORN at July 11, 2016 07:35 PM (H9MG5)
You need a scope for that. Check aisle 7.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at July 11, 2016 07:35 PM (rwI+c)
Ben,
Yes, I am. It looks as though I'll have more than enough. I'll put the rest into the emergency fund, which has been setting at near zero for a while.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 11, 2016 07:38 PM (rJUlF)
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On the positive side, I've found hundreds of totally obscure old gems on TCM. Great stuff from the '30s and '40s that I had never heard of.
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:38 PM (YMIAU)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2016 07:38 PM (GILMl)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of
equal or greater value at July 11, 2016 07:35 PM (rwI+c)<<<
4 out of 5 dentists recommend using scope.
(especially the one that got Cecil the lion)
Posted by: commercial voice-over guy at July 11, 2016 07:38 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 11, 2016 07:39 PM (P1hwM)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2016 07:39 PM (Yo9Lf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2016 07:39 PM (bpZlE)
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With or without bayonet lug?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 11, 2016 07:40 PM (Nwg0u)
....
She was just posting in the other thread. Seems to be kicking just fine
Posted by: Damiano at July 11, 2016 07:40 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:40 PM (kD4oG)
You need a scope for that. Check aisle 7.
make sure to get the thing that goes up, to make it shoot twice as far. They have them next to cleaning products.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2016 07:40 PM (dC8ir)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:41 PM (kD4oG)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at July 11, 2016 07:42 PM (yFwS4)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2016 07:42 PM (Yo9Lf)
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Those movie are not diverse. Not a tranny cow girl in the bunch.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 11, 2016 07:42 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2016 07:43 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Cheri at July 11, 2016 07:43 PM (TmVQX)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2016 07:38 PM (GILMl)
He should have said, "Let me be clear. I want to kill white people, especially white cops".
Will someone get the next racist, homicidal, nutcase a TelePrompTer, please?
Posted by: Damiano at July 11, 2016 07:43 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:44 PM (kD4oG)
On the positive side, I've found hundreds of totally obscure old gems on TCM. Great stuff from the '30s and '40s that I had never heard of.
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:38 PM (YMIAU)
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There are great ones, yeah, but you do discover that our screen legends made their share of stinkers. Chick flicks were just as bad then as they are now.
I've had fun on Amazon watching "And Then There Were None" from 1945 Defies all remakes in my opinion.
Posted by: iforgot at July 11, 2016 07:44 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: PLO at July 11, 2016 07:44 PM (c6/9Q)
Yeah; He sounds like he's headed to being a stalker.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2016 07:44 PM (bpZlE)
What more is there to say, really ?
And they're winning at an ever-increasing rate.
Twenty-five million of us better start getting ready to be removed from the coming utopia .... though the population has grown since then ..... maybe more like thirty or fifty million will be required today.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 11, 2016 07:45 PM (3X3ZR)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2016 07:45 PM (JqbcQ)
Oh I'm ok with that. It's the Winona thing. That's creepy.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2016 07:45 PM (/tuJf)
All teevee news is the reeking spawn of Satan and a key element in our ongoing national process of enstupidification.
There are some loudly self-proclaimed conservatives who think that Fox is "different" and "on our side". More fools they.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 11, 2016 07:45 PM (noWW6)
Tell me, says I, one good reason to trust you on anything.
Silence....
Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2016 07:46 PM (r65B3)
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Those movie are not diverse. Not a tranny cow girl in the bunch.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Nope! But lots of Joan Blondell: pre-code babe!
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:46 PM (YMIAU)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2016 07:46 PM (27m1/)
Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2016 07:47 PM (zLDYs)
Yes, Ben Had; You're a thoughtful person and this IS a community.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2016 07:47 PM (bpZlE)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 11, 2016 07:47 PM (KCxzN)
From 1935, She
https://youtu.be/0hKj1Vk9OwA
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:40 PM (kD4oG)
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I'm gonna have fun with that.
Posted by: iforgot at July 11, 2016 07:47 PM (5o5ek)
You mean it's creepy he has a fixation on Winona?
You should have seen his previous posts-Very odd.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2016 07:48 PM (bpZlE)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 11, 2016 07:48 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: iforgot
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I saw a great chick click from the '30s: "Three On A Match." Bette Davis (very small role) and Joan Blondell.
Lots of soap opera stuff; stealing someone's husband and all that. But in the end one of the women (Ann Dvorak) is a coke-head who escapes Humphrey Bogart by leaping out a closed window. Friggin' awesome!
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:48 PM (YMIAU)
Posted by: MTF at July 11, 2016 07:49 PM (/m8T6)
...........
Entirely too long, I can do it in 10 months.
Posted by: James Comey at July 11, 2016 07:50 PM (HgMAr)
Said sure do like this big brown beaver and do wish I did have a pair.
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2016 07:50 PM (Yo9Lf)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread
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You know what I like about old movie series (Thin Man, Sherlock Holmes, etc.)? They kept it sane. They didn't scream "WE HAVE TO TOP OURSELVES!!!" at the pre-production meeting, and then burn out the series by #3 with a ridiculous scene wherein the hero runs away from an explosion.
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:50 PM (YMIAU)
OT-ish:
Families of Hamas victims sue Fakebook for $1 Billion dollars.
I don't expect much, considering the Judiciary is at or near 50% leftist, but I approve the message.
Get fucked, Zuckerberg.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2016 07:51 PM (27m1/)
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On the positive side, I've found hundreds of totally obscure old gems on TCM. Great stuff from the '30s and '40s that I had never heard of.
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:38 PM (YMIAU)
I caught the beginning of a film on TCM years ago & have been trying to track it down since. It was about a guy who's brother was a priest in WWII & was killed, but he thinks he was murdered. Does this ring a bell with anyone?
Posted by: josephistan at July 11, 2016 07:51 PM (7qAYi)
There are some loudly self-proclaimed conservatives who think that Fox is "different" and "on our side". More fools they.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 11, 2016 07:45 PM (noWW"
Truer words have never been said. I so wish more people would come to realize it.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 11, 2016 07:51 PM (3X3ZR)
Friggin' awesome!
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:48 PM (YMIAU)
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Dja ever actually watch "Now Voyager"? What a load of cotton candy.
"Shall we . . . have a cigarette on it?" Cue violins, closeup of Paul Henreid lighting two cigarettes oh so slowly, violins rise as he hands one to Bette Davis, closeup on her with adoring eyes as she takes cigarette, puffs on it, smoke curls from both their mouths and violins overwhelm everything.....
Posted by: iforgot at July 11, 2016 07:51 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: wth at July 11, 2016 07:52 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:52 PM (kD4oG)
That sort of goes without saying.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at July 11, 2016 07:52 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:52 PM (YMIAU)
Second point of order, "Define 'peaceful protest'" and "Elaborate how chanting "No justice, no peace" falls under the category of peaceful?"
Really, isn't any protest, violent or not, by definition, not peaceful?
I'm in the mood for a nice, peaceful vacation? Beach? No. I'm going to find me a protest with crowd of people shouting and waving signs about racist white people and screaming "fuck the police!"! Ah! Doesn't get more peaceful and relaxing than that!
Posted by: Damiano at July 11, 2016 07:53 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 11, 2016 07:53 PM (3X3ZR)
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I really can't stand Paul Henreid. He's such a greasy Euro-slime.
He almost - ALMOST! - ruins "Casablanca." (Nothing with Peter Lorre can actually be fully ruined.)
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:54 PM (YMIAU)
Posted by: josephistan at July 11, 2016 07:54 PM (7qAYi)
On behalf of my fellow captains (America, Marvel, and Obvious), I request TFG be busted to at least Corporal. At best, buck Private.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 11, 2016 07:54 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: wooga at July 11, 2016 07:55 PM (XiW0L)
Charles, "So what did you think of Grant's Tomb?"
Nora, "I liked it so much I'm thinking of having one made for you."
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:55 PM (kD4oG)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 11, 2016 07:55 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Weasel at July 11, 2016 07:55 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 11, 2016 07:56 PM (GUBah)
Translation: "We may never be able to reconcile the shooter's clearly stated intentions with my preferred narrative."
Posted by: Dave at July 11, 2016 07:56 PM (HXPct)
Posted by: josephistan
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There are some noir channels on youtube. Timeless Classic Movies is one.
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:56 PM (YMIAU)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 11, 2016 07:56 PM (+eR2D)
If only I had something worthwhile to say.
Posted by: wooga at July 11, 2016 07:56 PM (XiW0L)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 11, 2016 07:54 PM (rJUlF)
Say what you will about Khadaffi, but he was dictator of Libya for what, 40 years & was humble enough to never promote himself above Colonel.
Posted by: josephistan at July 11, 2016 07:56 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:57 PM (kD4oG)
Translation: "We may never be able to reconcile the shooter's clearly stated intentions with my preferred narrative."
Posted by: Dave at July 11, 2016 07:56 PM (HXPct)
Aaaand I think we have a threadwinner.
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2016 07:57 PM (sdi6R)
Is Barry our first actual bastard president? Or was there a previous one? Grover Cleveland maybe.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of
equal or greater value at July 11, 2016 07:01 PM (rwI+c)"
The man who is listed on Bill Clinton's birth certificate was still in the army stationed in Italy at the time Clinton was conceived. Clinton's mother, Virginia, was pregnant so her brother had enough pull to get a marriage certificate dummied up and back dated listing the name of a guy who had died in a traffic accident.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at July 11, 2016 07:57 PM (QHgTq)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 11, 2016 07:57 PM (+eR2D)
http://tinyurl.com/jmvnx2z
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at July 11, 2016 07:57 PM (vyqqu)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 11, 2016 07:58 PM (4CL4a)
Posted by: Weasel at July 11, 2016 07:58 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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I always loved Dick and Dora Charleston in "Murder By Death."
David Niven and Maggie Smith!!!! COME ON!! Awesome casting.
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:58 PM (YMIAU)
He also says ISIS poses no existential threat to us.
Good luck squaring that circle, media lap dogs.
Posted by: Ted K. at July 11, 2016 07:59 PM (QKP4W)
That's right. Now you you will soon be able to suffer through 15 extra minutes of unfunny anti-male propagandistic "comedy"
Thanks Hollywood!
Posted by: Magical Mystery Touring Moron at July 11, 2016 07:59 PM (Nhi7+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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Oh, my God! "Passage to Marseilles!" A flashback within a flashback within a flashback! Incredible!
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 08:00 PM (YMIAU)
I saw Ghost of Moo today. Guy doesn't take a hint.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at July 11, 2016 08:00 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: iforgot at July 11, 2016 08:00 PM (5o5ek)
"Sh*t Obama says."
Posted by: navybrat at July 11, 2016 08:00 PM (w7KSn)
Meh.
I prefer Ranty Bale over Raspy Bale.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTihsJQHt48
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 11, 2016 08:01 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2016 08:01 PM (JqbcQ)
request TFG be busted to at least Corporal. At best, buck Private.
"Corporal Coprophile" sounds good...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at July 11, 2016 08:01 PM (vyqqu)
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at July 11, 2016 08:01 PM (71OEY)
Yes at Ptolemy's Pillar he had found the man he was supposed to meet along with an ambush. From the concealing shadow cast by that towering monument several other had emerged and as Adolph drew his gun to defend against the attack, one with a knife had been as quick as a snake and the pistol had fallen with a clatter unfired while Biswanger let out a yell of pain that was only answered by distant dogs.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 08:01 PM (kD4oG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2016 08:02 PM (bpZlE)
Posted by: Weasel at July 11, 2016 08:02 PM (Sfs6o)
Meh.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage
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All that Oscar-winning "OMG!!! HEATH LEDGER!!!" nonsense.
He wore makeup and tilted his head to the side when he talked. I guess you have to "disappear into the character" and actually go mad to do that.
What a bunch of crap.
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 08:02 PM (YMIAU)
Starting to think they're outsourcing TBH3K fire control...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at July 11, 2016 08:03 PM (vyqqu)
I caught the beginning of a film on TCM years ago have been trying to track it down since. It was about a guy who's brother was a priest in WWII was killed, but he thinks he was murdered. Does this ring a bell with anyone?
Posted by: josephistan
Godzilla vs. Megalon - 1973
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 11, 2016 08:03 PM (kdS6q)
Please, I just ate.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 11, 2016 08:03 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Weasel
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I never go to those threads.
I don't like food.
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 08:03 PM (YMIAU)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 11, 2016 08:03 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at July 11, 2016 08:04 PM (Dk9UP)
On that better go get the kittah litter from truck and go freshing up the girls litter boxes.
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2016 08:04 PM (Yo9Lf)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Gee, I dunno. Considering that Hillary will marry anything to attain power...
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 08:04 PM (YMIAU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 08:05 PM (kD4oG)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at July 11, 2016 08:05 PM (tEDMc)
He wore makeup and tilted his head to the side when he talked. I guess you have to "disappear into the character" and actually go mad to do that.
What a bunch of crap.
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 08:02 PM (YMIAU)
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Between Bale's hairball delivery and Ledger's nervous lip-smacking I was driven to drink.
*slices limes for gin and tonic*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 11, 2016 08:05 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 11, 2016 08:03 P
So? Next you're going to tell me I can't keep voting!
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at July 11, 2016 08:05 PM (71OEY)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 11, 2016 08:05 PM (6FqZa)
Since there seems to be no follow-up stories, I'm guessing this was all a stage-managed media attack on the NRA. Any links to this lately?
Posted by: Furious George at July 11, 2016 08:05 PM (57K5j)
Nora, "I liked it so much I'm thinking of having one made for you."
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2016 07:55 PM (kD4oG)
The "Thin Man" movies always made me want a martini and a smoke......those people knew how to live unlike today.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 11, 2016 08:06 PM (ej1L0)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
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And when they campaign in Oklahoma! the exclamation points will be nearly eleventy!!!!!!!11
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 08:06 PM (YMIAU)
Sadly, my late mom did. And had to endure my lib sister's car with the
Obama sticker on the back.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2016 06:31 PM (1ZOkK)
Tell me about it - my dad died before the clusterfark of the 2000 election.
Then his spirit possessed me and made me not only obsessed with politics, but a conservative obsessed with politics.
Posted by: Miley's Tongue the Possessed at July 11, 2016 08:07 PM (4p3Tz)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 11, 2016 08:07 PM (4CL4a)
Posted by: Weasel at July 11, 2016 08:02 PM (Sfs6o)
Kids hate pickled beets until they discover that they'll turn their pee red.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 11, 2016 08:08 PM (vqOWV)
Lifetime members have no "fees".
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 11, 2016 08:08 PM (geVJ9)
I've been a Life Member for 30+ years and I can assure everyone that there are no "fees".
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 11, 2016 08:09 PM (3X3ZR)
BTW When I was driving today and I rolled my eyes when I thought I saw what was a "Hillary for President 2016"N ope; It said "Hillary for Prison 2016." This was in a very liberal part of the state. It made me laugh.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2016 08:09 PM (bpZlE)
Posted by: Cheri at July 11, 2016 08:10 PM (TmVQX)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at July 11, 2016 08:11 PM (tEDMc)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2016 08:11 PM (JqbcQ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 11, 2016 08:12 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: josephistan
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There are some noir channels on youtube. Timeless Classic Movies is one.
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 07:56 PM (YMIAU)
That's right and you can pick and choose. I've started more movies only to stop them because they were so bad. However, there are some really good ones too.
I usually find one a night that is worth watching.
Posted by: washrivergal at July 11, 2016 08:14 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 11, 2016 08:15 PM (3X3ZR)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
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There was a time when society assumed that young people are not as smart as they think they are.
Now we actually have the science: the brain isn't formed and doesn't fully comprehend consequences until the mid-20s. Yeah, we have the science... and we don't care.
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 08:16 PM (YMIAU)
My MIL has always "bragged" that every gyno exam she ever got, she fainted and pissed herself. This woman had to be put under heavy sedation to have five kids.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2016 07:02 PM (1ZOkK)
What a thing to brag about! If I ever fainted and pissed myself during an gyno exam, I'd be so embarrassed of my total wussiness, I'd keep it to myself.
Does she imagine that pissing herself makes her more ladylike and delicate? Sheesh, it's not 1845.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege) at July 11, 2016 08:17 PM (P8951)
I usually find one a night that is worth watching.
Posted by: washrivergal
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I give pretty much anything a chance to finish. If I didn't walk out on "Dark Knight Rises," then I figure I'll never walk out on anything.
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 08:19 PM (YMIAU)
Until Moochelle wore them as a dress...
Posted by: FaCubeItches at July 11, 2016 07:22 PM (rznWS)
Cultural appropriation!
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at July 11, 2016 08:19 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Furious George at July 11, 2016 08:05 PM (57K5j)
Well, duh.
The whole "you must participate in my virtue signaling" thing is just more aggressive, bullying political pressure from people who know nothing else.
No one is morally required to join anyone's premature political positioning campaign.
The rush is only to get out in front of the facts, just in case the facts don't fit the narrative.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 11, 2016 08:19 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Slenderman at July 11, 2016 08:21 PM (N6hcZ)
My MIL has always "bragged" that every gyno exam she ever got, she fainted and pissed herself. This woman had to be put under heavy sedation to have five kids.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2016 07:02 PM (1ZOkK)
What a thing to brag about! If I ever fainted and pissed myself during an gyno exam, I'd be so embarrassed of my total wussiness, I'd keep it to myself.
Does she imagine that pissing herself makes her more ladylike and delicate? Sheesh, it's not 1845.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege) at July 11, 2016 08:17 PM (P8951)
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Vagus nerve stimulation Causes heart rate to drop and people do faint. Can be quite serious. I had a gf who was an nurse and it happened to her. They had to give her epinephrine to bring her heart rate up.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 11, 2016 08:23 PM (iQIUe)
I can piss myself during a gynecological exam, while standing up.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 11, 2016 08:29 PM (N6hcZ)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner
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Annnnnnnnnnnd this thread is done.
Later.
Posted by: RKae at July 11, 2016 08:33 PM (YMIAU)
OMG!
Have NOT seen this.
Bwahhhh!
I love you man!
Posted by: Deety at July 11, 2016 08:46 PM (xPWMR)
Posted by: setnaffa at July 11, 2016 09:37 PM (jl6Ly)
Posted by: Hamilton at July 11, 2016 09:57 PM (TlNDs)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2016 10:31 PM (fOgSR)
Obama laid them out in his statistically-bogus "I Blame the Racist Cops"-speech from Warsaw, given at the exact same moment the killer was loading his rifles and checking the straps his bulletproof vest.
No wonder Obama wants to pretend he doesn't know the killer's motives; he gave them to him.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 12, 2016 08:59 AM (Ndje9)
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