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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2016 06:02 AM (Yo9Lf)
Posted by: FCF at July 09, 2016 06:02 AM (kejii)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 09, 2016 06:02 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2016 06:02 AM (Yo9Lf)
http://tinyurl.com/jk6mfp8
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 09, 2016 06:03 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/h5hsyfx
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 09, 2016 06:03 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/zffok4j
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 09, 2016 06:03 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/hm6vngx
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 09, 2016 06:03 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/hq3tt29
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 09, 2016 06:03 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/zl2b9nv
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 09, 2016 06:04 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/hreyofh
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 09, 2016 06:04 AM (mpXpK)
During a Friday afternoon interview with NBC News' Lester Holt, presumptive Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton stated that unfortunately, everyone in America is racist.
How, because the typical Democrat voter cares more about Free Shit than they do a free America. We need a constitutional amendment that would make paying taxes a condition for voting.
http://tinyurl.com/zkuu2ye
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 09, 2016 06:04 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/jglbzcz
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 09, 2016 06:05 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/zm33j3f
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 09, 2016 06:05 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/zkslmbr
That's it for today folks. Not much out there because Dallas is sucking all the O2 out of the rest of the news. And Morons; let's be nice out there; OK.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 09, 2016 06:05 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: FCF at July 09, 2016 06:10 AM (kejii)
Thanks Vic, and FWIW I am playing your game today and hitting to rocking chair to read. First time all week it isn't storming!
Posted by: FCF at July 09, 2016 06:10 AM (kejii)
Well I have one rocking chair for reading and another for "the brown". I may be hitting the "brown chair" here shortly.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 09, 2016 06:12 AM (mpXpK)
New York Daily news :
Protests in several cities mostly peacefull except for a few scuffles with police.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zochco8
Why it is almost as if these protests were, how you say, organized.
Posted by: Raymond Marcormakher at July 09, 2016 06:14 AM (+BfV6)
Posted by: FCF at July 09, 2016 06:14 AM (kejii)
and this is why I never get around to buying new rifles or at least not as often as I intend.
Posted by: gunslingeraz at July 09, 2016 06:14 AM (Ij1fE)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 09, 2016 06:15 AM (ZEzaq)
Posted by: FCF at July 09, 2016 06:16 AM (kejii)
are witnessesing across the country, reminiscent of the 60s will be solved the same way.
Massive goverment spending and set asides, reverse discrimination polices against whites and Asians and bad music.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 09, 2016 06:18 AM (Z/FKv)
Most recently the governor of MN.
None of these people will be held accountable by a corrupt system.
Posted by: Grad School Fool at July 09, 2016 06:18 AM (swEzU)
Posted by: FCF at July 09, 2016 06:19 AM (kejii)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 09, 2016 06:20 AM (K3iJe)
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 09, 2016 06:20 AM (Uy6ri)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 09, 2016 06:26 AM (mpXpK)
DAY 1,341
122 to go (194 to Inauguration Day )
Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mario's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2016 06:30 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: FCF at July 09, 2016 06:31 AM (kejii)
The Nazis were mostly peaceful. Except for that minor 6 year scuffle that one or two bad apples started.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2016 06:32 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 09, 2016 06:32 AM (GdFQh)
Status quo. Any treatment is purely symptomatic.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 09, 2016 06:32 AM (K3iJe)
Posted by: FCF at July 09, 2016 06:31 AM (kejii)
Wow. How did I miss the word "malicious?"
Done.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2016 06:34 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: FCF at July 09, 2016 06:36 AM (kejii)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at July 09, 2016 06:38 AM (22uju)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2016 06:38 AM (27m1/)
Status quo. Any treatment is purely symptomatic.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 09, 2016 06:32 AM (K3iJe)
Bring on the belladonna and opiates.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2016 06:39 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 09, 2016 06:20 AM (K3iJe)
That's two of us up in Austin.
If it gets any hotter I'm going to have to actually fix the A/C in my car.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 09, 2016 06:41 AM (FnuZG)
Posted by: FCF at July 09, 2016 06:46 AM (kejii)
http://vaviper.blogspot.com/2014/07/its-nikola-teslas-birthday-bio-tesla.html
Posted by: DebbyWitt at July 09, 2016 06:48 AM (JMX8b)
I started to read the article but once newt started to say "it's sometimes difficult for white people to understand the dangers black people face from cops.."
There's a reason for that Newt and it's not the fault of the cops.
Newt is always good for an upper decker or two.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 09, 2016 06:48 AM (Z/FKv)
When the stories surfaced that Newt might be Trump's running mate, I wondered whether it would be the fire-breathing budget hawk Speaker or the Pelosi's couch boy-toy Newt that we'd see.
Now I know.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 09, 2016 06:53 AM (ZEzaq)
Posted by: FCF at July 09, 2016 06:46 AM (kejii)
Because Joni Mitchell will KILL you!!!!!
("Hey Farmer Brown, put away that DDT now. . .")
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2016 06:53 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: iforgot at July 09, 2016 06:54 AM (5o5ek)
Sometimes, Newt is too clever by half. A statement like that is completely stupid by 100%.
If Trump picks/picked him, then I give up (NGU's neer do well twin).
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2016 06:56 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: FCF at July 09, 2016 06:56 AM (kejii)
And Puffington is all a twitter about some Jon Stewart quote about making sure cops are competent.
I will omit my comment in deference to Ace's warning.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2016 06:57 AM (27m1/)
Thanks for the links, Vin. I've deleted most of my news bookmarks and I've stopped watching Fox. If Hillary wins in November I may have to go Hiroo Onoda.
Posted by: iforgot at July 09, 2016 06:57 AM (5o5ek)
Are you too young to get the reference and/or understand the banning of DDT?
Not being snarky, just inquisitive. Will be glad to elucidate.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2016 06:57 AM (27m1/)
Now I am a real sickie
Guess I'll have to break the news
That I got no mind to lose
All the girls are in love with me
I'm a teenage loboto-MAY
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 09, 2016 07:00 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at July 09, 2016 07:02 AM (ZnIt3)
YEAH, WHERE'S THE GUY FOR-HIRE WITH THE PILLOW WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
She's the SC version of Weekend with Bernice anymore. Loonier by the day, therefore more popular with idiots.
Fundamentally changing America! Yay!
Posted by: CitizenX at July 09, 2016 07:02 AM (mvyKt)
Posted by: FCF at July 09, 2016 06:46 AM (kejii)
Cut back on their beer until after they come back inside: https://twitter.com/debbywitt/status/751732673824120832
Posted by: DebbyWitt at July 09, 2016 07:03 AM (JMX8b)
I started to read the article but once newt started to say "it's sometimes difficult for white people to understand the dangers black people face from cops.."
When the stories surfaced that Newt might be Trump's running mate, I wondered whether it would be the fire-breathing budget hawk Speaker or the Pelosi's couch boy-toy Newt that we'd see.
Now I know.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 09, 2016 06:53 AM (ZEzaq)
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Newt has LONG had a perversion in which he starts smoking behind the bleachers with the bad kids the minute you elect him student body president on the strength of his promises to be a role model for the pure of mind. Here's one of his most outrageous anti-conservative and politically backwards stunts, chronicled by Thomas Sowell:
>>Back in 1997, when black Republican Congressman J.C. Watts denounced people like Jesse Jackson and then D.C. mayor Marion Barry as "race-hustling poverty pimps," House Speaker Newt Gingrich took it upon himself to apologize to Jesse Jackson.
>>To apologize for what another man said is to treat that man as if he were your child or your servant. Gingrich then added further insult by inviting Jesse Jackson to join him in his box for the Clinton inauguration for his second term as president.
>>Pulling the rug out from under your friends, in order to appease your enemies, may seem like clever politics to some people. But what could possibly have led Republicans to think that pro-Jesse Jackson blacks were ever going to vote for them?
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/Commentary/com-1_31_06_TS.html
Posted by: iforgot at July 09, 2016 07:03 AM (5o5ek)
I may have my reservations about Mr. Trump, but Newt's a complete schmuck. He's just as bad a choice as Krispy Kreosote, and dare I say, maybe worse if that was even possible.
Completely wrong on this issue as he was on so many others. He lacks principle.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2016 07:07 AM (27m1/)
Less Zika. More Seka!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2016 07:08 AM (27m1/)
I have lived in mosquito prone areas all of my life and anything that controls them that well deserves (at the minimum) further study. Malaria, dengue, and now zika? Kill the little suckers!
Posted by: FCF at July 09, 2016 07:08 AM (kejii)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2016 07:11 AM (Yo9Lf)
I'm back, what were we talking about again?
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2016 07:11 AM (Yo9Lf)
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Newt smoking behind the bleachers with the bad kids the minute you elect him student body president on the strength of his promises to be a role model for the pure of mind. Scroll up.
I was hoping he was over that, but he'll never change.
I used to think he'd make a great chief of staff for Trump, but now I don't want him in the administration at all.
Posted by: iforgot at July 09, 2016 07:13 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 09, 2016 07:14 AM (ucDmr)
You can thank William Ruckleshaus, first director of the then nascent EPA for banning DDT despite hours and reams of testimony by scientists as to its safety and efficacy.
The result was over 50 million needless deaths in Africa, Asia and Central America. You'd almost think that this was the real intention, but that's just nutty conspiracy talk. Just like Planned Parenthood really was started as a women's health organization.
*nudge-nudge-wink-wink*
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2016 07:15 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at July 09, 2016 07:15 AM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at July 09, 2016 07:16 AM (ZnIt3)
We're out of half-and-half, which means I'll have to either go to the grocery store or to Starbucks. Might as well go to Starbucks and read this book I keep not getting into because I'm always here.
Posted by: iforgot at July 09, 2016 07:16 AM (5o5ek)
Lost in the headlines was the passing of talk radio great Thom Marr. He suffered a stroke and passed away shortly after.
A great voice for liberty has been silenced.
RIP
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2016 07:20 AM (27m1/)
Do you have any ice cream? Same fat percentage as h & h. I've tried coffee with both vanilla and chocolate ice cream and it works.
Obviously never tried peach, or anything exotic.
Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at July 09, 2016 07:20 AM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: FCF at July 09, 2016 07:20 AM (kejii)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2016 07:21 AM (Yo9Lf)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2016 07:21 AM (Yo9Lf)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 09, 2016 07:21 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2016 07:21 AM (Yo9Lf)
I actually like caffe Americano which is very strong and without milk. But cream and sugar is my preference.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2016 07:22 AM (27m1/)
My preference for veep is still Sessions.
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I like Sessions, but
1 - I think he'd be wasted as Trump's vp. Who knows what Trump's vp's job will even be? He's needed in the Senate to block those fire-breathing GOPe amnestyites.
2 - He's kinda dull as a speaker. I don't know what Hillary's going to get for a vp and lord knows no one watches the vp debates, but Sessions sure isn't going to be good for any great sound bites.
I like the idea of Allen West because he's being wasted outside of political leadership, he's a great speaker, and he's got no tolerance for political correctness.
Posted by: iforgot at July 09, 2016 07:23 AM (5o5ek)
OK morons care to weigh in on this dame?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2016 07:23 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2016 07:26 AM (Yo9Lf)
I've tried squirting whipped cream into my coffee but not ice cream yet. I'm curious about the butter thing too, but.... I'll try those when I have the luxury of experimentation. You don't have that luxury with vicious addictions like my coffee with cream thing.
Posted by: iforgot at July 09, 2016 07:27 AM (5o5ek)
Supposedly the Oklahoma governor is seen as a possible Trump veep.
OK morons care to weigh in on this dame?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2016 07:23 AM (27m1/)
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I'd love to see a Black or female vp for Trump. I'm trying not to give in to identity politics, but sometimes you need to send a signal to the lofovos who hear "Trump is racist Trump is sexist" because they don't know what's on the menu unless you point to the pictures.
Posted by: iforgot at July 09, 2016 07:30 AM (5o5ek)
Sorta like a very rich coffee beverage.
Heh....got a Mongol buddy who does that with his tea, the nasty, rampaging heathen.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 09, 2016 07:31 AM (M1zkH)
Posted by: Vic
.........
Is that one of those new-fangled Princess Phones?
Good morning!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 09, 2016 07:32 AM (UpGcq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 09, 2016 07:31 AM (M1zkH) Probably puts ketchup on his hotdogs as well.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at July 09, 2016 07:32 AM (22uju)
Mary Fallin, governor of Oklahoma.
Here's her WickedPedophelia page. Seems good on a number of issues from what I can tell here.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Fallin
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2016 07:33 AM (27m1/)
How in the world can anyone vote for this corrupt lying hag?
Posted by: Vic
"Whatever Hillary Clinton's faults, she's not ignorant or hateful or a nut. She acts like an adult, and understands the responsibilities of an American president."*
*by Mark Salter, former chief of staff to Sen. John McCain and senior adviser to the McCain for President campaign.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 09, 2016 07:33 AM (kdS6q)
Aaaand here we go.
Ketchup mustard and mayo
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at July 09, 2016 07:33 AM (CTtEr)
Dunno, it hasn't come up yet. But, yeah, he's a bit of an oddball. Whether that's a function of coming from Ulan Bator, or whether he's an odd duck even there, I couldn't say.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 09, 2016 07:34 AM (M1zkH)
Making some 'token' choice only blurs the lines.
Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at July 09, 2016 07:34 AM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2016 07:34 AM (27m1/)
This. He does know how to get his point across.
Posted by: fluffy at July 09, 2016 07:36 AM (eiFlk)
My MD put me on a high protein, high fat, low carb, low sugar diet - a variation of the epileptic diet - and it's helped a great deal. Downsides? Weight loss and an abundance of energy.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 09, 2016 07:37 AM (M1zkH)
Allen West is a rock star. Completely in command of the facts, a combat hero, a great off the cuff speaker and a great all around American.
If anyone embodies the notion of leadership, he certainly does.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2016 07:37 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: Jean at July 09, 2016 07:38 AM (Doh4+)
And David Clarke is hitting it out of the park on Levin. This guys is damn good as well.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2016 07:39 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 09, 2016 07:41 AM (DIhU5)
Alberto Gonzalez for Trump VP -- GOPe and Mexican checkboxes
Posted by: Jean at July 09, 2016 07:38 AM (Doh4+)
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omg keep that grinning chimp out of office. Another dopey Bush appointee. Is there another fiery Latino conservative?
I still like Allen West.
Posted by: iforgot at July 09, 2016 07:42 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Jean at July 09, 2016 07:42 AM (Doh4+)
Posted by: Jean at July 09, 2016 07:42 AM (Doh4+)
"What he said."
- - Marlon Brando
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2016 07:42 AM (27m1/)
76>> *fist bump*
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 09, 2016 07:41 AM (DIhU5)
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Bump back. And now I REALLY have to get out of the house and get on that cuppa.
Posted by: iforgot at July 09, 2016 07:43 AM (5o5ek)
It needs to be real butter, unsalted
The coffee needs to be fresh and hot
You'll want a stick-blender or something to make the blending easier.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 09, 2016 07:43 AM (M1zkH)
Posted by: Jean at July 09, 2016 07:43 AM (Doh4+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2016 07:43 AM (27m1/)
FB refuses to remove the outrageous incitement to murder cops, saying it "doesn't offend their community standards."
Seriously.
http://tinyurl.com/hy59ysm
Graphic depictions of cops having their throats slit by BLM thugs doesn't offend Facebook's "standards."
F*ck Facebook.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 09, 2016 07:44 AM (NnYnv)
Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at July 09, 2016 07:44 AM (ZnIt3)
But Pamela Gellar is evil. Got it.
/s
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2016 07:44 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2016 07:46 AM (Yo9Lf)
Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at July 09, 2016 07:44 AM (ZnIt3)
The mood of the country in 2016 is very different from that of 2008.
And we're dealing with different players. Trump is not going to behave like McStains.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2016 07:47 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: Jean
..............
Someone should compile these bits of moron wisdom into a Good Housekeeping for Morons kinda book.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 09, 2016 07:47 AM (UpGcq)
Posted by: Nuke it from orbit at July 09, 2016 07:47 AM (1aFpK)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 09, 2016 07:47 AM (M1zkH)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2016 07:47 AM (Yo9Lf)
I'd say, consider the source. She's like the Jamie Gorelick of 'journalism'.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 09, 2016 07:47 AM (gyKtp)
P.j. O'Rourke had such a work - 'bachelor's home companion.'
Pretty sound advice he offered, too.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 09, 2016 07:49 AM (M1zkH)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2016 07:49 AM (mBYZv)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2016 07:49 AM (Yo9Lf)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2016 07:49 AM (27m1/)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2016 07:49 AM (mBYZv)
Trying to ensure 100% of the black vote.
What will/should Trump's response be?
The world wonders . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2016 07:50 AM (27m1/)
Over at PAASB The Federalist, unpaid DC based Patheos film reviewer and napkin wringing mommy-blogger uses "we", when of course she really means "all you other white people who don't understand black people like what I do":
The police are not the problem with black neighborhoods. We all are.
By Rebecca Cusey
We lack compassion, we lack empathy, we do not see our brothers and sisters in their distress. The police are not the problem. We all are.
https://tinyurl.com/grwzj3w
Bad Zoot!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 09, 2016 07:50 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2016 07:50 AM (Yo9Lf)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2016 07:53 AM (Yo9Lf)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2016 07:50 AM (Yo9Lf)
24 hour clock ftw! 0800
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at July 09, 2016 07:53 AM (CTtEr)
*by Mark Salter, former chief of staff to Sen. John McCain and senior adviser to the McCain for President campaign.
________________
What utter bullshit. Hillary didn't even understand the responsibilities of being Secretary of State.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 09, 2016 07:54 AM (NnYnv)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2016 07:54 AM (Yo9Lf)
Things are going to get nasty from Day One and stay that way, unless it's a fifty state sweep.
Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at July 09, 2016 07:54 AM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2016 07:56 AM (Yo9Lf)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2016 07:56 AM (Yo9Lf)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2016 07:58 AM (Yo9Lf)
Thanks for the links, Vic.
What kinda phone did you get? I gotta assume not Apple.
Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at July 09, 2016 07:02 AM (ZnIt3)
LG flip phone through straighttalk Verizon.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 09, 2016 07:58 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: The real ch3 at July 09, 2016 08:00 AM (XmAy3)
You can't save people from themselves. More likely you'll make things worse when you infantilize them.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2016 08:00 AM (mBYZv)
Posted by: !Hillary at July 09, 2016 08:01 AM (yLdaW)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 09, 2016 08:02 AM (ucDmr)
In "all animals are just big cuddly teddy bears" news, a group of tree huggers wants to reintroduce the grizzly bear to California parks, because apparently some people are a tad unclear on where they slot on the food chain:
https://tinyurl.com/hz5xg4n
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 09, 2016 08:03 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 09, 2016 08:03 AM (o24nC)
Posted by: WarEagle82 at July 09, 2016 08:04 AM (FeOTm)
Heh. They'll figure it out soon enough, but too late for many.
Such is life.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 09, 2016 08:04 AM (M1zkH)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2016 08:05 AM (Yo9Lf)
Posted by: WarEagle82 at July 09, 2016 08:05 AM (FeOTm)
news, a group of tree huggers wants to reintroduce the grizzly bear to
California parks, because apparently some people are a tad unclear on
where they slot on the food chain:
https://tinyurl.com/hz5xg4n
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 09, 2016 08:03 AM (kdS6q)
Send them all to Svalbard. IIRC, inhabitants are legally obliged to carry a high caliber rifle when they leave the town limits, because of the number of polar bears. Being attacked by one of those things would sober up the tree huggers right quick.
Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at July 09, 2016 08:06 AM (26lkV)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at July 09, 2016 08:07 AM (L62jT)
They look pretty nice. Reasonable price. Plenty of features.
I couldn't picture you in rocking chair, smartphone in hand, tapping away. You'd be #1 in the Top Ten every week.
Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at July 09, 2016 08:07 AM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at July 09, 2016 08:07 AM (26lkV)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2016 08:09 AM (Yo9Lf)
Any minority or female vp would become prime target since it would wreck the leftist talking point.
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2016 07:47 AM (Yo9Lf)
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I'd LOVE to see them fuck with Allen West. Oh man....
Posted by: iforgot at July 09, 2016 08:09 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2016 08:11 AM (Yo9Lf)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2016 08:11 AM (Yo9Lf)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2016 08:12 AM (Yo9Lf)
In "narrative schmarrative" news:
Donald Trump is running nearly even in Hispanic support compared to Republicans' last two presidential nominees, according to a new poll.
https://tinyurl.com/zhhlvkn
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 09, 2016 08:15 AM (kdS6q)
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In "all animals are just big cuddly teddy bears"
news, a group of tree huggers wants to reintroduce the grizzly bear to
California parks...Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
*******
Well, it looks like we already have reintroduced the dodo bird into California.
Oh, and good morning all! How's everybody holding up?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 09, 2016 08:18 AM (mvenn)
Now I am a real sickie
Guess I'll have to break the news
That I got no mind to lose
All the girls are in love with me
I'm a teenage loboto-MAY
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at July 09, 2016 07:00 AM (WlGX+)
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When we were little kids in Galveston back in the late '50's our mom would let us outdoors as soon as the fog from the trucks settled.
We turned out okay.
Posted by: Sal at July 09, 2016 08:18 AM (MRX6w)
That no good Jake the Snake!
Posted by: The real ch3 at July 09, 2016 08:20 AM (XmAy3)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
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I went on Verizon's site the other day looking to upgrade my old iPhone 4S. The new ones start at around $650. (!) Anyway, I figured they always give you a big discount if you renew the contract for another 2 years, which usually brings the price down to $100-$200.
Nope. Chat lady told me that I no longer have a contract---I'm on a month-to-month basis just like everyone else who's on one of the wireless plans (M-L-XL, etc.) So, they say I have to hand over the full $650 to get a new phone--and they don't even offer a payment plan. Not happening.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 09, 2016 08:21 AM (Lsu4e)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 09, 2016 08:23 AM (fOgSR)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 09, 2016 08:26 AM (mvenn)
I watched this segment on the Special Report with Baier last night, and it was as you'd expect, but there was a zinger in there from April Ryan.
CHARLES HURT: I get that there is unfairness here, but it's a job he sought and is he a job that his smart enough that he could do a lot better and the way you do it is by pursuing blind just and that you know --
RYAN: He wouldn't have gotten a second term, trust me.
The look on Hurt's face after that... (not shown in newsbusters video clip), basically, it was a "gotcha" and "exactly right."
She basically said, if the SCOAMF was fair and just to all, regardless of race, he wouldn't have gotten a 2nd term. Yep.
http://bit.ly/29CViDt
She also lied about the statistics, quoting the Washington Post, but leaving out critical numbers (not in video).
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 09, 2016 08:30 AM (qCMvj)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3446380/posts
I was pleasantly surprised to find that I have actually performed upward of 90 of them. Not that I am highly proficient in all, but at least passing familiarity.
"Make Small Talk" is on the list. I have never been able to do that.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 09, 2016 08:40 AM (mvenn)
I forgot how to tie a tie the minute my retirement from the Army was official.
I have no plans on learning again. I'll think I'll hide that post from my Missus.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 09, 2016 08:49 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: m at July 09, 2016 10:06 AM (/7Lfc)
Posted by: TheLibertyDude at July 09, 2016 10:19 AM (8XPoV)
Posted by J.J. Sefton
Yup, thought so. Where Ted Cruz won the Republican primary.
Posted by: scoville unit at July 09, 2016 12:08 PM (0adl+)
Posted by: Buffalbob at July 09, 2016 12:38 PM (8nL8o)
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