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Democrat Party Platform: Prosecute Those Who Deny Global Warming

Not remotely fascist.

Democratic operatives responsible for creating their party’s platform this year have unanimously adopted a provision calling for the Department of Justice to investigate companies who disagree with Democrats on global warming science.

A panel of Democrats voted Friday to approve a final draft of the party’s platform to promote “Progressive Democratic Values,” which apparently includes investigating energy companies who “misled” shareholders about global warming.

I realize many people dislike Donald Trump intensely, but I continue to be baffled by those who obsess over his admittedly enormous flaws while remaining blissfully silent about the flaws of Hillary -- or the Democrats' not-even-hiding-it-any-longer embrace of totalitarianism.

Posted by: Ace at 06:36 PM




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1 Foist

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 29, 2016 06:36 PM (VGRuw)

2 Tell never catch me

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2016 06:37 PM (mP1y7)

3 Not first.

Posted by: Weasel at June 29, 2016 06:37 PM (Sfs6o)

4 And ban fracking.

Posted by: redenzo at June 29, 2016 06:37 PM (WCnJW)

5 Brattleboro supports this initiative.....

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 29, 2016 06:38 PM (NuElX)

6 Silly me for thinking the law wasn't being enforced!

Posted by: Weasel at June 29, 2016 06:39 PM (Sfs6o)

7 For the life of me how you can directly or indirectly back this hideous, criminal, despicable woman is beyond me.

I held my nose in 2008, 2012 I guess I can do it again

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 29, 2016 06:39 PM (voOPb)

8 And free college. College is the only business that hasn't modernized in 50 years.

Posted by: redenzo at June 29, 2016 06:39 PM (WCnJW)

9 It will be all wind and solar.

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2016 06:39 PM (mP1y7)

10 One thing that never fails to surprise me is how totalitarians always think they can keep turning the ratchet without consequences when history says that is never the case. I can't think of a better person to receive the blowback than American Evita.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 29, 2016 06:39 PM (/tuJf)

11

But George Will will vote for her

By all means. This is the year to sit home

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 06:40 PM (zOTsN)

12 They're silent ace because the news sources they consume don't report it, or report it in ways that sound good & not at all totalitarianism, or they're down with the totalitarianism all the way.

Posted by: Gaff at June 29, 2016 06:40 PM (0YV0o)

13 2 years of college could be done on line with conferences. Than certain major could be in classroom.

Posted by: redenzo at June 29, 2016 06:41 PM (WCnJW)

14

Prosecute global warming deniers

Abolish the 1st and 2nd amendments


Yup

Sitting home is an honorable option

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 06:42 PM (zOTsN)

15
Democrats' not-even-hiding-it-any-longer embrace of totalitarianism.
Posted by: Ace


But it's the "good kind" of totalitarianism.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 29, 2016 06:42 PM (IqV8l)

16 Must take down Big Oil....

Posted by: donna at June 29, 2016 06:42 PM (O2RFr)

17 Just wait until they start interrogating your kids at school. "Do your parents believe in global warming? Have they ever been part of the anti-abortion movement? Have they ever said anything about gay marriage? Have you ever seen them read the Bible?"

Posted by: Insomniac at June 29, 2016 06:42 PM (0mRoj)

18

Paul Ryan has spent way more time and energy fighting Trump than them

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 06:42 PM (zOTsN)

19 And once they get a taste of that they'll no doubt start prosecuting churches for not officiating SSM, and private schools for not hiring transgenders, and on and on.

It never stops with just one act of fascism.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 29, 2016 06:43 PM (NOIQH)

20 Apparently tariffs are the end of the world and will destroy us all, however we can survive four years of government prosecution of anyone who disagrees with the party line.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 29, 2016 06:44 PM (LUG6K)

21 Good, clean, emissions-free nuclear power generation is the greenest of all green, renewable and sustainable energy sources.

The very thought of which makes liberal heads explode in 10kt mushroom clouds.

You don't want to be downwind when that happens.

Democratium Bullshitotopes are the nastiest fallout of all.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 29, 2016 06:44 PM (v5iqM)

22 Actually, this looks like a sign of increasing desperation among the warming cultists, as reality stubbornly refuses to conform to their dogma.

Global warming is a vital tool in the globalists' effort to seize absolute power and redistribute wealth internationally. So they move from propagandizing, to hectoring, to browbeating, to outright coercion.

But like a wounded animal, it is capable of doing great damage as it thrashes around.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 06:44 PM (sdi6R)

23 Wait, I thought Trump was the fascist. /snark/

Posted by: lindafell de spair in TEXIT at June 29, 2016 06:44 PM (xVgrA)

24 I still don't understand how Ace doesn't get that if we elect Trump, that moves everything to the Left because there would be no voice for limited government in American politics for nearly a decade. Electing Trump would validate progressivism, particularly progressive economics, leaving the choice to be which progressive party has more likable people. Trump ends the Free Market alternative to liberalism.

Posted by: Carl at June 29, 2016 06:44 PM (tEVs6)

25 What the DOJ and democrats know about global warming is like what the girl scouts know about Higgs boson interaction in the Higgs field.

Posted by: Fritz at June 29, 2016 06:45 PM (oia+s)

26 This here is the thing that pushed me all in for Trump. These shit heels had the nerve to use the phrase, "settled science" in this repugnant plank.

Then again, this is the party that booed God at their last convention. I'm no Bible-thumper, but that is pretty insulting to an awful lot of people who believe.

You've said before, everyone must have a religion. Of one sort or another.

Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at June 29, 2016 06:45 PM (G2Sc9)

27 the 2016 platform draft re-frames the urgency of climate change as a
central challenge of our time, already impacting American communities


This statement should be investigated for fraud.

and calling for generating 50 percent clean electricity within the next
ten years


Not just delusional, in actual fact insane.

Posted by: sub-poena this at June 29, 2016 06:45 PM (o/WVz)

28 Put Big Oil under the management of competent and loyal Clinton Crime Family Foundation donors. Then stock up on toilet paper.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2016 06:45 PM (8ZskC)

29 Political indoctrination has been going on so long in our schools, that this no longer seems foreign. Science hardest hit, then minorities, lbgt, women and children and animals. This is burn the witch dark ages crap.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 29, 2016 06:46 PM (j3ogR)

30 May as well state the desire for totalitarianism of thought formally since the Free Shit Democratic Vote Army cares NOT a whit about anything but the 1st and 3rd of the month govt payoff-check.

Yes, this is the last chance. Vote accordingly.

Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at June 29, 2016 06:46 PM (713RE)

31 but I continue to be baffled by those who obsess over his admittedly enormous flaws while remaining blissfully silent about the flaws of Hillary

Because it doesn't offer nearly as much opportunity for moral masturbation.

ERMAGERD, INTERGERTEY!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 29, 2016 06:46 PM (p2X2f)

32
The First Amendment recently passed away after a long battle with cancer and is survived by it's sibling, the Second.

Seconds count.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 29, 2016 06:46 PM (TMgNe)

33 27 the 2016 platform draft re-frames the urgency of climate change as a
central challenge of our time, already impacting American communities

This statement should be investigated for fraud.

and calling for generating 50 percent clean electricity within the next
ten years

Not just delusional, in actual fact insane.
Posted by: sub-poena this at June 29, 2016 06:45 PM (o/WVz)

We'll just vote scientific laws out of existence, and hello green energy!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 29, 2016 06:46 PM (0mRoj)

34

Obama, Trudeau and the president of Mexico just announced they are going to reduce car emissions by 45% by 2025.

They are forming a new trade coalition. What to you bet the free flow of labor is part of it

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 06:47 PM (zOTsN)

35 Democratic operatives responsible for creating their party's platform
this year have unanimously adopted a provision calling for the
Department of Justice to investigate companies who disagree with
Democrats on global warming science.



Are they going to investigate companies that disagree with the downfall of the conservation of parity?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 29, 2016 06:47 PM (oKE6c)

36 Just a reminder - they're OK with "deniers" dying.
Ha ha. JK.
Not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS5CH-Xc0co

Posted by: Lizzy at June 29, 2016 06:47 PM (NOIQH)

37
Obama, Trudeau and the president of Mexico just announced they are going to reduce car emissions by 45% by 2025.

Sure they are...

Posted by: donna at June 29, 2016 06:47 PM (O2RFr)

38 29
This is burn the witch dark ages crap.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 29, 2016 06:46 PM (j3ogR)


Or as a WSJ op-ed said recently, Lysenkoism. Back in the Soviet Union, there were real consequences for dissenting scientists.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 06:48 PM (sdi6R)

39 You idiots didn't pay any attention to the "if you can keep it" part, did you?

Posted by: Benjamin Franklin at June 29, 2016 06:48 PM (8ZskC)

40 Remember the beautiful sculpture in today's art post? The Democratic platform compared to that would be two pounds of dog shit in a flaming paper bag set on America's porch.

Posted by: An Observation at June 29, 2016 06:48 PM (EcEHc)

41 Obama, Trudeau and the president of Mexico just announced they are going to reduce car emissions by 45% by 2025.


I have a better idea: how about announcing they are going to reduce black and Hispanic crime by 45% by 2025?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 29, 2016 06:48 PM (oKE6c)

42 36 Just a reminder - they're OK with "deniers" dying.
Ha ha. JK.
Not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS5CH-Xc0co
Posted by: Lizzy at June 29, 2016 06:47 PM (NOIQH)

Killing people who disagree with the progressive government line is hilarious!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 29, 2016 06:48 PM (0mRoj)

43 Totalitarianism tastes like chicken.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 29, 2016 06:48 PM (qlpyb)

44 I realize many people dislike Donald Trump intensely, but I continue to be baffled by those who obsess over his admittedly enormous flaws while remaining blissfully silent about the flaws of Hillary -- or the Democrats' not-even-hiding-it-any-longer embrace of totalitarianism.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Posted by: George F. Will at June 29, 2016 06:48 PM (mHKcx)

45 Obama, Trudeau and the president of Mexico just announced they are going to reduce car emissions by 45% by 2025.
Sure they are...
Posted by: donna at June 29, 2016 06:47 PM (O2RFr)



And if they don't, you can vote them out of office.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 29, 2016 06:49 PM (oKE6c)

46 >>Obama, Trudeau and the president of Mexico just announced they are going to reduce car emissions by 45% by 2025.



LOL.
They're going to mandate other people do it. Then take credit for it.


Posted by: Lizzy at June 29, 2016 06:49 PM (NOIQH)

47
The First Amendment recently passed away after a long battle with cancer and is survived by it's sibling, the Second.

Which is presently in the intensive care unit.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 29, 2016 06:49 PM (IqV8l)

48 "I realize many people dislike Donald Trump intensely, but I continue to be baffled by those who obsess over his admittedly enormous flaws while remaining blissfully silent about the flaws of Hillary -- or the Democrats' not-even-hiding-it-any-longer embrace of totalitarianism."

===========
I've been told it is bc they have conservative principles and we dont -- h8ter!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 29, 2016 06:49 PM (iQIUe)

49 Amen, Ace. Family dinners with the in-laws are going to be hostage situations soonish and they'd better remain mute til after November. This old supermodel is going to need sedation.

The EU ain't got nuthin on US Dems and their Rules of BS.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at June 29, 2016 06:49 PM (jRWGg)

50 It will be all wind and solar

===

Vote Democrat and you'll be Farting Sunshine!

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 29, 2016 06:49 PM (Cq0oW)

51 44 I realize many people dislike Donald Trump intensely, but I continue to be baffled by those who obsess over his admittedly enormous flaws while remaining blissfully silent about the flaws of Hillary -- or the Democrats' not-even-hiding-it-any-longer embrace of totalitarianism.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Posted by: George F. Will at June 29, 2016 06:48 PM


Neither do we.

Posted by: all the boys at NRO at June 29, 2016 06:50 PM (mHKcx)

52 Totalitarianism is like the IPhone but way more cool.

Promise!

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 29, 2016 06:50 PM (qlpyb)

53 30
Yes, this is the last chance. Vote accordingly.
Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at June 29, 2016 06:46 PM (713RE)


If Hillary, Warren, or Biden win, politics will no longer matter by 2020. The Left's hold on power will be total.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 06:51 PM (sdi6R)

54 I still don't understand how Ace doesn't get that if
we elect Trump, that moves everything to the Left because there would
be no voice for limited government in American politics for nearly a
decade. Electing Trump would validate progressivism, particularly
progressive economics, leaving the choice to be which progressive party
has more likable people. Trump ends the Free Market alternative to
liberalism.

Posted by: Carl at June 29, 2016 06:44 PM (tEVs6)

Where do we sign up to spout stupid shiite on the net for money?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 29, 2016 06:51 PM (P/kVC)

55 Donald Trump never engaged in global public corruption or espionage against the United States, so he is preferable in my book.

Posted by: MTF at June 29, 2016 06:51 PM (QZIW8)

56
Obama, Trudeau and the president of Mexico just announced they are going to reduce car emissions by 45% by 2025.

By reducing the amount of private vehicle ownership by 45%

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 29, 2016 06:51 PM (IqV8l)

57 Obama, Trudeau and the president of Mexico just announced they are going to reduce car emissions by 45% by 2025.


If you liked your 1.6 gallon toilet, you'll just love your 50-horsepower SUV.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2016 06:51 PM (8ZskC)

58 Good thing the "libertarian" candidates are all supporting Hillary.

Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 29, 2016 06:51 PM (Dxa+Y)

59 I wonder if they will issue plastic bags to save on bullets like the Khmer Rouge did back in the 70s.

Goddamn Communists....Sat Cong.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 29, 2016 06:52 PM (ej1L0)

60 Totalitarianism. The Choice of a New Generation.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 29, 2016 06:52 PM (qlpyb)

61 One man.

One vote.

One time.

Posted by: Socialism! at June 29, 2016 06:52 PM (TMgNe)

62 The GOP platform should call for 80% nuclear power by 2040.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 29, 2016 06:52 PM (LUG6K)

63 Shall we extend this to its logical next step and suggest to the Democrat Party that they take away the tax exempt status of any church that teaches creationism or any non-scientific theory of the creation of the universe and the development of man?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 29, 2016 06:52 PM (Zu3d9)

64 51 44 I realize many people dislike Donald Trump intensely, but I continue to be baffled by those who obsess over his admittedly enormous flaws while remaining blissfully silent about the flaws of Hillary -- or the Democrats' not-even-hiding-it-any-longer embrace of totalitarianism.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Posted by: George F. Will at June 29, 2016 06:48 PM

Neither do we.

Posted by: all the boys at NRO at June 29, 2016 06:50 PM


I agree. The only thing this country is danger of is the awfulness of Trump.

Posted by: William Kristol at June 29, 2016 06:52 PM (mHKcx)

65 >>It will be all wind and solar


Heh.
Damnit, another brown-out - why can I never get a full charge on my iPhone?!!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 29, 2016 06:52 PM (NOIQH)

66


First Name Guy


They are always First Name Guy

Then they say long time reader

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 06:52 PM (zOTsN)

67 The GOP platform should call for 80% nuclear power by 2040.


And no containment structures either. Just to troll the enviros.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2016 06:53 PM (8ZskC)

68 36 Just a reminder - they're OK with "deniers" dying.
Ha ha. JK.
Not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS5CH-Xc0co
Posted by: Lizzy at June 29, 2016 06:47 PM (NOIQH)


I still think the teacher in that video is hawt.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 06:53 PM (sdi6R)

69 If Hillary, Warren, or Biden win, politics will no longer matter by 2020. The Left's hold on power will be total.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 06:51 PM (sdi6R)


If Hillary! wins then I expect the 2020 Republican nominee to have his campaign accounts seized by the IRS, his top staffers arrested by the FBI, and his top donors audited all in September.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 29, 2016 06:53 PM (LUG6K)

70 'Obama, Trudeau and the president of Mexico just announced they are going to reduce car emissions by 45% by 2025. '

What are they some kind of f'n engineers or something? I thought we already had zero emmisin vehicles.

Posted by: f'd at June 29, 2016 06:54 PM (BO/km)

71 Heh.
Damnit, another brown-out - why can I never get a full charge on my iPhone?!!!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 29, 2016 06:52 PM (NOIQH)

Reminds me of that joke making the rounds because of Venezuela.

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 29, 2016 06:54 PM (wQWv4)

72 Did they remember to include the mention of God this time? I imagine if they didn't they're not going to bother with the amendment to include it at the convention this time to avoid the crowd booing but still declare it passed.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 29, 2016 06:55 PM (HcWWR)

73 We never used to have to worry about global warming until leftists started howling about it, so obviously leftists cause global warming. In response, we now need to reduce the number of leftists by, oh, 100%.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 29, 2016 06:55 PM (oKE6c)

74 Totalitarianism. We throw the best parties for our Leader.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 29, 2016 06:55 PM (qlpyb)

75 But, wait! George Will says he'll take Hillary! (They'd be the perfect couple. Maybe swapping wigs/toupees during their trampoline time).

He will inform us of his blathering banter and nuanced hyperbole of stompy-bedwetting along with a history lesson of FDR's polio and reason for WH swimming pool.

George, if you are reading this, signal to me that no toupee by parting hair on right vs left. Maybe mussing it up a little and giving me those bedroom eyes under your twee glasses.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at June 29, 2016 06:55 PM (jRWGg)

76 Which is presently in the intensive care unit.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 29, 2016 06:49 PM (IqV8l)
-------------------------------------------------

Public attention will soon be diverted to the sudden illness of the Fourth and Fifth amendments, as well as the death of the Ninth and the Tenth.

Posted by: MTF at June 29, 2016 06:55 PM (QZIW8)

77 56
Obama, Trudeau and the president of Mexico just announced they are going to reduce car emissions by 45% by 2025.

By reducing the amount of private vehicle ownership by 45%
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 29, 2016 06:51 PM (IqV8l)


Finger --> Nose

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 06:55 PM (sdi6R)

78 What are they some kind of f'n engineers or something? I thought we already had zero emmisin vehicles.


Yeah. They're called skateboards.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2016 06:55 PM (8ZskC)

79 Burn it all down, right? This fear mongering shit doesn't work anymore.

You wanted to see what it's like without the Republican "establishment"? You got it!

Posted by: West Town at June 29, 2016 06:55 PM (viVoS)

80 64 51 44 I realize many people dislike Donald Trump intensely, but I continue to be baffled by those who obsess over his admittedly enormous flaws while remaining blissfully silent about the flaws of Hillary -- or the Democrats' not-even-hiding-it-any-longer embrace of totalitarianism.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Posted by: George F. Will at June 29, 2016 06:48 PM

Neither do we.

Posted by: all the boys at NRO at June 29, 2016 06:50 PM

I agree. The only thing this country is danger of is the awfulness of Trump.

Posted by: William Kristol at June 29, 2016 06:52 PM


Word. When it comes to Trump, I'm the conservative version of Trigglypuff.

Posted by: Charles Krauthammer at June 29, 2016 06:55 PM (mHKcx)

81 Denying Gaia is doubleplusungood, and should never be tolerated in #Rationalia

Posted by: Your friendly neighborhood Overlord at June 29, 2016 06:55 PM (vBeA5)

82 The whole "Global warming " scam has always been about taking over control of fuels production.

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2016 06:56 PM (mP1y7)

83 The Earth will be flat even if we must mow all you peons down

Posted by: derit at June 29, 2016 06:56 PM (ewfUZ)

84 Miss me yet?

Posted by: The Trabant at June 29, 2016 06:56 PM (8ZskC)

85 What are they some kind of f'n engineers or something? I thought we already had zero emmisin vehicles.

Posted by: f'd at June 29, 2016 06:54 PM (BO/km)

Uh, that message got garbled in transmission. We have politicians with zero functioning testicles. Nothing to do with vehicles.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 29, 2016 06:56 PM (oKE6c)

86 We'll just vote scientific laws out of existence, and hello green energy!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 29, 2016 06:46 PM (0mRoj)

The surface area of solar panels required to make it a serious source of energy is mind-boggling.

And perhaps some of you have noticed that the sun doesn't always shine, so there has to be an efficient storage mechanism (don't hold your breath), or some alternative to solar during those times (I think it is called, "night").

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 29, 2016 06:56 PM (Zu3d9)

87 71
What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity.
Posted by: Thrawn at June 29, 2016 06:54 PM (wQWv4)/

I am so stealing that.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 06:57 PM (sdi6R)

88 Public attention will soon be diverted to the sudden illness of the Fourth and Fifth amendments, as well as the death of the Ninth and the Tenth.
Posted by: MTF at June 29, 2016 06:55 PM (QZIW


Wait, I thought the 9th and 10th Amendments have been dead for years.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 29, 2016 06:57 PM (mHKcx)

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 06:57 PM (sdi6R)

90 Hail. Did y'all read that Kristol was leaving a McCain fundraiser and had the brilliant! thought of "Why doesn't he run for president?"

I mean, what is in the water in DC? LSD?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at June 29, 2016 06:57 PM (jRWGg)

91 'If you liked your 1.6 gallon toilet, you'll just love your 50-horsepower SUV.'

Back to the future!

Posted by: The VW Bus, powered by hippie farts at June 29, 2016 06:57 PM (BO/km)

92 Yes Mr West


Because this is ALL about your butt hurt over your particular candidate

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 06:57 PM (zOTsN)

93

Sigh.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 29, 2016 06:57 PM (mHKcx)

94 >>What are they some kind of f'n engineers or something? I thought we already had zero emmisin vehicles.



S'alright. Obama plans on using his pen and phone to abolish the laws of physics with an executive order. Our boy's wicked smaaaart!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 29, 2016 06:57 PM (NOIQH)

95 What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity.
---------
That there is pretty funny! **heh**

Posted by: lindafell de spair in TEXIT at June 29, 2016 06:57 PM (xVgrA)

96 *sigh* If anyone needs me, I'll be in the barrel.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 06:57 PM (sdi6R)

97 82 The whole "Global warming " scam has always been about taking over control of fuels production the entire effing economy.

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2016 06:56 PM (mP1y7)

FIFY.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 29, 2016 06:57 PM (oKE6c)

98 I hope there's a roll-out bed in the Barrel. It's going to get crowded tonight.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2016 06:57 PM (8ZskC)

99 Totalitarianism. Because Fuck You! That's why.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 29, 2016 06:58 PM (qlpyb)

100 And rickl has just won an all-expense-paid trip to Teh Barrel.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 29, 2016 06:58 PM (mHKcx)

101 You know ... I really should have followed my first instinct and went radio silent.

Oh well. What the hell.

Congrats, to whom it may concern. I've went from extremely wigged out about all this political shit to the zen-like state of ...

... fuck it. You're going to do what you're going to do. And I'm going to do what I'm going to do. Kinda' tired of all this foreplay.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 29, 2016 06:58 PM (fiGNd)

102 Hey you can't should hate speech in a crowded theater. So there.

Posted by: Lowell Enformacion at June 29, 2016 06:58 PM (k8tEg)

103 Trump may be a robber baron, but the progressives are the omnipotent moral busy bodies who never sleep. They will torment without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

Or whatever the CS Lewis quote is.

Posted by: wooga at June 29, 2016 06:59 PM (DPbdz)

104 Because this is ALL about your butt hurt over your particular candidate
Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 06:57 PM (zOTsN)

The Republican Party, as it stands now, must be punished.

Me, too. I want a strong man to spank my bottom.

Posted by: West Town at June 29, 2016 06:59 PM (viVoS)

105 I'll give you that Jay

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2016 06:59 PM (mP1y7)

106 Butt Hurt will save the Republic

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 06:59 PM (zOTsN)

107 Barry, Justin, and Enrique are too engaged in their menage a trois to accept criticism from you hetero-normative riff-raff.

Posted by: Fritz at June 29, 2016 06:59 PM (oia+s)

108 Why would conservatives align themselves with Hillary over Trump's petty foibles when Hillary and the Democrats are full blown Fascists?

Never underestimate human pettiness and ego.

The rubes didn't listen to them, so we must all suffer.

Posted by: Maritime at June 29, 2016 06:59 PM (3bOpa)

109 I've been toying with putting together a list of political principles for an alternative to the GOP after this election. So far I have:

1) Reintroduce the lash for minor offenses.
2) 80% Nuclear power by 2040.
3) Rebuild the military in order to wage two wars simultaneously.
4) Require all men 18-60 to own a rifle and 210 rounds of ammunition.
5) End the Department of Education
6) End the EPA
7) Abolish direct Federal taxation. Instead, divide the burden for the Federal budget among the states based on population.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 29, 2016 06:59 PM (LUG6K)

110 The GOP platform should call for 80% nuclear power by 2040

====

you can buy 80% nukes on the net without a background check and finish em with a dremel

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 29, 2016 06:59 PM (Cq0oW)

111 I'll bet a thousand bucks we will see the hammer and cycle at the dem convention.

Posted by: ting hung lo at June 29, 2016 07:00 PM (xZc4z)

112 Damn.

2016 is a bad year to be a musician.

Rob Wasserman - Dead.

Posted by: garrett at June 29, 2016 07:00 PM (KKNJy)

113 90 Hail. Did y'all read that Kristol was leaving a McCain fundraiser and had the brilliant! thought of "Why doesn't he run for president?"
I mean, what is in the water in DC? LSD?
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at June 29, 2016 06:57 PM (jRWGg)


Hold on, you're not talking about something that happened in 2007, are you? This is, like, a 2016 fundraiser?

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 29, 2016 07:00 PM (mHKcx)

114 There always has to be one shithead on each comment thread.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 29, 2016 07:00 PM (6IPEM)

115 Look peons, we know what's best.

Things will be much easier for everyone if you give up your guns, your freedoms, your religion and concentrate on making then aborting babies.

/you're welcome.

Posted by: The Democratic Party at June 29, 2016 07:00 PM (tvyXw)

116 Trump wins, Republican establishment is punished.

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 07:00 PM (zOTsN)

117 The surface area of solar panels required to make it a serious source of energy is mind-boggling.

And
perhaps some of you have noticed that the sun doesn't always shine, so
there has to be an efficient storage mechanism (don't hold your breath),
or some alternative to solar during those times (I think it is called,
"night").


Posted by: at June 29, 2016 06:56 PM (Zu3d9)

Last I checked (a few years back) the payback period for solar was years longer than the useful life. It is 'greener' to go with old tech.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 29, 2016 07:00 PM (P/kVC)

118 Because this is ALL about your butt hurt over your particular candidate
Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 06:57 PM (zOTsN)



We have our standards, my good woman. Harrrumph!!!

Posted by: George Will at June 29, 2016 07:00 PM (8ZskC)

119 Hillary wins, Republican establishment is status quo

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 07:00 PM (zOTsN)

120 There always has to be one shithead on each comment thread.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 29, 2016 07:00 PM (6IPEM)



Crap. Is it me again?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2016 07:01 PM (8ZskC)

121 The trick to reducing emissions is fewer cars on the road. They want us cooped up in apartment blocks and taking the bus or train into work, while the Inner Party ride in their limousines.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 29, 2016 07:01 PM (LUG6K)

122 111 I'll bet a thousand bucks we will see the hammer and cycle at the dem convention.

Posted by: ting hung lo at June 29, 2016 07:00 PM (xZc4z)


Right, and they'll tell them that the workers have nothing to lose but their Schwinns.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 29, 2016 07:01 PM (mHKcx)

123 FWIW, I don't believe in man made Global Warming, I think the Earth moves through heating and cooling cycles (like the Ice Age)

but what is telling is, if we perfected carbon sequestration where we were able to pull Co2 out of the atmosphere, I honestly think environmenatlists would be pissed because the Earth would no longer be in danger and they couldn;t try and regulate every cow fart anymore.

Posted by: Maritime at June 29, 2016 07:01 PM (3bOpa)

124 79 Burn it all down, right? This fear mongering shit doesn't work anymore.

You wanted to see what it's like without the Republican "establishment"? You got it!
Posted by: West Town at June 29, 2016 06:55 PM (viVoS)


Um, I don't see the Republican establishment doing jack shit to fight this. They just want their share of the graft. And power. They've got cronies to enrich, too.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 07:01 PM (sdi6R)

125 Hillary wins, Republican establishment is status quo
--

Yep, that's the plan.

And those Obamacare premiums that are going to explode right before the election?

Trumps fault.

Posted by: The Democratic Party at June 29, 2016 07:01 PM (tvyXw)

126 And in related news, the Democrat Party has announced that part of its platform is to change pi to 3.0, because of disparate impact on math classes in the ghetto.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 29, 2016 07:02 PM (oKE6c)

127 I don't know why the Dems think pushing this and gun control will help them win, but then I'm not FSA.

I guess it's about pleasing the base, but I've been wrong about everything else the election.

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at June 29, 2016 07:02 PM (ozZau)

128 Just want to rub it in, its 79 degrees, no humidity, and clear sky.

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2016 07:02 PM (mP1y7)

129 Trump wins, Republican establishment is punished.
Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 07:00 PM (zOTsN

Not in my mind. Punish them. They're no different than progs anyway. Particularly if they accept a genuine "RINO".

Compared to me, Joe Biden is a quantum physicist.

Posted by: West Town at June 29, 2016 07:02 PM (viVoS)

130 114 There always has to be one shithead on each comment thread.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 29, 2016 07:00 PM (6IPEM)


Now what did I do?

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 29, 2016 07:02 PM (mHKcx)

131 you can buy 80% nukes on the net without a background check and finish em with a dremel

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 29, 2016 06:59 PM (Cq0oW)


I just scraped the luminous stuff off 1287 glow-in-the-dark watches.


Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 29, 2016 07:03 PM (LUG6K)

132 Posted by: Insomniac at June 29, 2016 06:42 PM (0mRoj)

Just to let you know-I wrote you back several responses. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2016 07:03 PM (frf5f)

133 #BanAssaultElectrictyPlants!

Posted by: MTF at June 29, 2016 07:03 PM (QZIW8)

134 Totalitarianism. It's organic.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 29, 2016 07:03 PM (qlpyb)

135 You wanted to see what it's like without the Republican "establishment"? You got it!

Posted by: West Town at June 29, 2016 06:55 PM (viVoS)



How would we tell the difference? Republican "establishment" might have ceased to exist a generation ago for all we can tell.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 29, 2016 07:03 PM (oKE6c)

136 Why would conservatives align themselves with
Hillary over Trump's petty foibles when Hillary and the Democrats are
full blown Fascists?



Never underestimate human pettiness and ego.



The rubes didn't listen to them, so we must all suffer.

Posted by: Maritime at June 29, 2016 06:59 PM (3bOpa)

Simpler- they they the same UniParty goals. Trump does not.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 29, 2016 07:03 PM (P/kVC)

137 You wanted to see what it's like without the Republican "establishment"? You got it!

====

false. we already know what its like after 8 years of nothing

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 29, 2016 07:04 PM (Cq0oW)

138 I'm done Mr West

I cannot reason you out of something you were not reasoned in to

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 07:04 PM (zOTsN)

139 Oh well, tonight is trash night. Might as well clean out the barrel while I'm at it.

.

.

.

Oh. My. God.

*dons hazmat suit*

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 07:05 PM (sdi6R)

140 Trump is running on a few big issues. He may or may not make "AGW is a hoax" one of them. I hope he does.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 29, 2016 07:05 PM (r1fLd)

141 Soon, we will all be Amish. Horses. No electricity use. Good at mustard production.

Posted by: MTF at June 29, 2016 07:05 PM (QZIW8)

142 Never imagined they would go so full-bore left. It's off the charts.

A wise Caucasian would be able to make campaign hay of this, but unfortunately, all we've got is a rodeo clown.

The Hilz ads are going full-tilt boogie here in Colorado on the ABC and NBC during the primetime news hours. Nothing at all from Mr Smart Businessman. Sad!

The radio ads for Bennett are ripe for counterattack. He claims to be all for helping seniors keep the kind of health care that Obamacare is taking away, but of course he voted for Obamacare.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at June 29, 2016 07:05 PM (U6f54)

143 I'm waiting to see if they can boo God four times at this convention. Of course they probably excised God completely from the platform. Why mention God when the State is God.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2016 07:05 PM (frf5f)

144 >>The trick to reducing emissions is fewer cars on the road. They want us
cooped up in apartment blocks and taking the bus or train into work,
while the Inner Party ride in their limousines.


And those clown-car styled driverless cars. All the better to control the movement of the m sses. Who here thinks that if they could force that on us, they would set it up in such a way they could remotely stop all cars for the day should the emissions get too high, or some VIP is in a hurry or...whatever they damn feel like doing to travel that day?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 29, 2016 07:05 PM (NOIQH)

145 I just scraped the luminous stuff off 1287 glow-in-the-dark watches

====

stick it in a bike handle with some diamond match heads

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 29, 2016 07:05 PM (Cq0oW)

146 Good God ... Greta Van Susteren is waxing poetic about how Loretta Lynch could meet with Hillary Clinton it's such a violation of law.

WE DO NOT LIVE IN A NATION OF LAWS. AND YOU, DUMB ASS, ARE PART OF THE REASON WHY.

Because you refuse to acknowledge that law is dead.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 29, 2016 07:05 PM (fiGNd)

147 And in related news, the Democrat Party has announced that part of its platform is to change pi to 3.0, because of disparate impact on math classes in the ghetto.

Hail Liesander!

Posted by: derit at June 29, 2016 07:05 PM (ewfUZ)

148 My issue with nuclear power is it almost has to be a 100% government operation over national security concerns.

It's basically destined to be a boondoggle that probably costs the ratepayer more than something like natural gas.

Solar is a joke and basically crony capitalism but try talking to LIV's on it and they buy it hook line and sinker. Never mind the payback period is 20 years and the equipment won;t last that long.

Posted by: Maritime at June 29, 2016 07:06 PM (3bOpa)

149
, while the Inner Party ride in their limousines.


On special roads restricted for their use only

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 29, 2016 07:06 PM (lKyWE)

150 So are George Will and Bill Kristol the 2016 equivalents of Peggy Noonan?

Posted by: SFGoth at June 29, 2016 07:06 PM (dZ756)

151 What did socialists use before their hand?

Toilet paper.

Posted by: LAST WEEK'S NEWS TODAY at June 29, 2016 07:06 PM (svFmG)

152 @113...I read it yesterday. Unsure of where as I am sort of a loon. I could have dreamed it (I had a dream a decade ago that Judge Judy died and convinced my entire family. Note: I did not watch Judge Judy).

Ok, looked it up. Kristol tweeted this 6/27/16..after a McCain fundraiser...(paraphrased as too lazy to copy)...why not an indie run for President?

Harfing.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at June 29, 2016 07:07 PM (jRWGg)

153 From a previous thread:

Obama is the AntiChrist, or close to it;

Hillary is Lucifer, in the flesh;

Compared to them,

Trump, at his worst, is a minor demon!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 29, 2016 07:07 PM (wYnyS)

154 The Red tail hawk couple is back in the nest next to my house, they lost it to crows for a couple of years. But they are back with a chick screaming for food all day, watching the parents fly up 30' from me to feed their baby is fucking awesome.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 29, 2016 07:07 PM (6Ll1u)

155 If Hillary loses, what will she be doing to Bill? She and Huma can dress up in leather and chase him around Chappaqua hitting him with their whips, the steel-tipped ones.

Posted by: MTF at June 29, 2016 07:08 PM (QZIW8)

156 143 I'm waiting to see if they can boo God four times at this convention. Of course they probably excised God completely from the platform. Why mention God when the State is God.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2016 07:05 PM (frf5f)



That's the reason they booed the last time. They didn't mention God in their platform. So they needed to add it back in at the convention. And so the crowd booed when they added it back in. If they "forgot" this time I doubt they will bother trying to add it back this time.

Posted by: buzzion at June 29, 2016 07:08 PM (z/Ubi)

157 Yeah, the New York developer who seems to be buddy buddy with the Teamsters is going to stop the gravy train and graft.

Also, I pee on my own hand.

Posted by: West Town at June 29, 2016 07:08 PM (viVoS)

158 Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 29, 2016 07:06 PM (lKyWE)


But, it is the least we can do for them, as they deserve far better!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 29, 2016 07:09 PM (wYnyS)

159 Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 29, 2016 07:07 PM (6Ll1u)

That's cool.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2016 07:09 PM (frf5f)

160 It has to be hard for these pundits to realize they really don;t have much of a following.

I'd love to see Weekly Standard's circulation numbers going into next year.

Posted by: Maritime at June 29, 2016 07:09 PM (3bOpa)

161
For some reason I did not win Mega Millions last nite. So, it has rolled over from 390 to 415 million which is low. Normally when it gets this high people will really start buying and it goes up 60-100 million.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 29, 2016 07:09 PM (iQIUe)

162 A little sunshine to brighten your day, Ace: the 45-41 poll you cited earlier was a month old. Today's poll is 42-40 Hillary, i.e. dead heat. Your link is correct; however, your reading comprehension is currently in question. How are those eyes doing?

Posted by: LinkPosterGuy at June 29, 2016 07:09 PM (CoiWU)

163 I have had Broad Winged Hawks for years either in my yard or very close to it, I like having them around.

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2016 07:10 PM (mP1y7)

164



What this country needs




is more pie.

Posted by: Loose Shoes at June 29, 2016 07:11 PM (zzTEa)

165 FTSB - "Morocco was the second stop on Mrs. Obama's three-country visit. Obama first traveled to Liberia, and headed to Madrid on Wednesday to promote girls' education."


I was unaware that Spain had a problem educating girls.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at June 29, 2016 07:11 PM (rwI+c)

166 Never mind the payback period is 20 years and the equipment won;t last that long.

Posted by: Maritime at June 29, 2016 07:06 PM (3bOpa)



Hrothgar's Rule of Opposable Thumb:

All the easy graft in a public "works" project is up front!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 29, 2016 07:11 PM (wYnyS)

167 WHO DID BILL KRISTOL JERK OFF IN THE CONSERVATORY WITH COLONEL MUSTARD?

GEORGE WILL.

Posted by: LAST WEEK'S NEWS TODAY at June 29, 2016 07:11 PM (svFmG)

168 oh hey

remember those gitmo terrorists Obama released to Uruguay? they've disappeared in Brazil.

Olympics just got more interesting

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 29, 2016 07:11 PM (Cq0oW)

169 123
FWIW, I don't believe in man made Global Warming, I think the Earth moves through heating and cooling cycles (like the Ice Age)



but what is telling is, if we perfected carbon sequestration where
we were able to pull Co2 out of the atmosphere, I honestly think
environmenatlists would be pissed because the Earth would no longer be
in danger and they couldn;t try and regulate every cow fart anymore.

Posted by: Maritime at June 29, 2016 07:01 PM (3bOpa)

Nature perfected carbon sequestration, all without our help. Almost all of the carbon that used to be in the atmosphere (about 3000 ppm) was deposited in the form of seashells and diatoms and is now limestone and marble. Much of the rest of it was sequestered into vast forests that decomposed and became shale, coal, oil, and natural gas that is covered under layers of sediment. More CO2 in the air is good for vegetation. Indeed, we might be close to the minimum needed to sustain much vegetation.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 29, 2016 07:11 PM (5f5bM)

170 Oil companies have always been a Nexus of Evil to those on the Left. Ironically, you can't find an industry that pays more in taxes than the oil industry, when you add them all up. I'd expect that out of a dollar of revenue, six times as much goes to Government than what gets kept by shareholders.

Meanwhile, new favorites like Google pay quite little to the US, including because they park their intellectual property in low tax jurisdictions.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 29, 2016 07:12 PM (r1fLd)

171 A little sunshine to brighten your day, Ace

At the end of the day ... he lives in a city, surrounded by people that live in a city. He's voting Hillary.

This is all just him getting it out of his system.

I'm willing to wager on this.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 29, 2016 07:12 PM (fiGNd)

172 I want the lawsuits to proceed. The climate change claims would be put to legal tests as to whether they meet the Daubert standard to be admitted into evidence. They do not.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 29, 2016 07:12 PM (5f5bM)

173

Panetta and allegedly Obama said to go in to Benghazi


And Hillary intervened and nothing was sent

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 07:12 PM (zOTsN)

174 168 oh hey

remember those gitmo terrorists Obama released to Uruguay? they've disappeared in Brazil.

Olympics just got more interesting
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 29, 2016 07:11 PM (Cq0oW)
===============

Probably palling around with mateen's wife who can't be found, either.

Posted by: willy at June 29, 2016 07:13 PM (Ffw22)

175 Judy McCain died?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 29, 2016 07:14 PM (IqV8l)

176 I'm willing to wager on this.

That Ace will vote for Hillary? I'll give you odds.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at June 29, 2016 07:14 PM (rwI+c)

177 I want the lawsuits to proceed. The climate change claims would be put to legal tests as to whether they meet the Daubert standard to be admitted into evidence. They do not.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon



As we've seen, judges don't even pretend to not be activists anymore.

They would order a "denier" to be hung in the public square if they thought they could get away with it.

Posted by: Maritime at June 29, 2016 07:14 PM (3bOpa)

178
Judy Tenuta died?

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 29, 2016 07:15 PM (uuiN5)

179 I honestly think environmentalists would be pissed because the Earth would no longer be in danger and they couldn't try and regulate every cow fart anymore.

Posted by: Maritime at June 29, 2016 07:01 PM (3bOpa)



The vegans might be pissed as well!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 29, 2016 07:15 PM (wYnyS)

180 @168...scary. I was a wee princess when the Olympics went terrorist Munich. I think they should cancel Rio, between no TP, no police, sewage, zika and terrorism. But what do I know?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at June 29, 2016 07:15 PM (jRWGg)

181 Democrat Party Platform: Prosecute Those Who Deny Global Warming
==============

But..don't call them fascists, stalinists, communists, or tyrants.

They're the tolerant, peaceful leftists.

You guys who think otherwise are like crazy 'n stuff!

Posted by: willy at June 29, 2016 07:17 PM (Ffw22)

182 24:Carl at June 29, 2016 06:44 PM (tEVs6)



Concern noted.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 29, 2016 07:17 PM (syGA0)

183 I have agave on the hill next to the nest, it sends up bloom spikes 20' in the air. And when the chick gets older it will fly over to one of the branches and get fed there.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 29, 2016 07:17 PM (6Ll1u)

184 That Ace will vote for Hillary? I'll give you odds.

No need ... straight up is good for me. I'd be good for $50 ... paying off is tough.

How about ... assuming I don't get banned ... when Ace writes his "Why I Must Vote For Hillary" post, you just get on here and post, all caps, ScoggDog Was Right And I Should Have Listened And Will Do So For Now On ?

I'll be quite willing to do the same. Mostly because I won't have to.



Posted by: ScoggDog at June 29, 2016 07:17 PM (fiGNd)

185 you can buy 80% nukes on the net without a background check and finish em with a Dremel
In the parking lots of Physicists Conventions!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 29, 2016 07:18 PM (A/+my)

186 Beyond killing innocents, they are continuing losing ground.
So what's a few innocents? Everyone has to die sometime. Some of those people are probably not that innocent anyway. We are winning and by the end of my term I will have won.

Posted by: King Putz at June 29, 2016 07:18 PM (BO/km)

187 What this country needs 




is more pie.

Posted by: Loose Shoes at June 29, 2016 07:11 PM


Or Maple French Toast ice cream, I wanted to see if it will be good for breakfast

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2016 07:18 PM (mP1y7)

188 FUCK IT ALL. I'M VOTING FOR... HER.
BY: George W. Anger

Today as I waiting at the customer service line to redeem my $45.32 receipt from Coinstar, I thought to myself, igitur, inquit, ordiendum est. Quid
ergo attinet gloriose loqui, nisi constanter loquare? Si stante, hoc
natura videlicet vult, salvam esse se, quod concedimus; Eaedem enim
utilitates poterunt eas labefactare atque pervertere. Duo Reges:
constructio interrete. Nam his libris eum malo quam reliquo ornatu
villae delectari.


Istam voluptatem perpetuam quis potest praestare sapienti? Beatus
autem esse in maximarum rerum timore nemo potest. Terram, mihi crede, ea
lanx et maria deprimet. Nam aliquando posse recte fieri dicunt nulla
expectata nec quaesita voluptate. Perge porro; Prave, nequiter, turpiter
cenabat; Negat enim summo bono afferre incrementum diem. Quae animi
affectio suum cuique tribuens atque hanc, quam dico.


Una voluptas e multis obscuratur in illa vita voluptaria, sed tamen ea,
quamvis parva sit, pars est eius vitae, quae posita est in voluptate.




Velut ego nunc moveor. Non autem hoc: igitur ne illud quidem.
Eademne, quae restincta siti? Vestri haec verecundius, illi fortasse
constantius. Dicet pro me ipsa virtus nec dubitabit isti vestro beato M.
Quod ea non occurrentia fingunt, vincunt Aristonem; Ut optime, secundum
naturam affectum esse possit. Tu vero, inquam, ducas licet, si
sequetur;


Sed ea mala virtuti magnitudine obruebantur. Ego quoque, inquit,
didicerim libentius si quid attuleris, quam te reprehenderim. Materiam
vero rerum et copiam apud hos exilem, apud illos uberrimam reperiemus.
Dolere malum est: in crucem qui agitur, beatus esse non potest. Graecum
enim hunc versum nostis omnes-: Suavis laborum est praeteritorum
memoria.


Audax negotium, dicerem impudens, nisi hoc institutum postea
translatum ad philosophos nostros esset. Nunc agendum est subtilius. Id
Sextilius factum negabat. Quod non faceret, si in voluptate summum bonum
poneret. Huius, Lyco, oratione locuples, rebus ipsis ielunior. Haeret
in salebra.

Quid iudicant sensus?Itaque contra est, ac dicitis;Quo modo?Inscite autem medicinae et gubernationis ultimum cum ultimo sapientiae comparatur.Memini vero, inquam;At habetur! Et ego id scilicet nesciebam! Sed ut sit, etiamne post mortem coletur?


Posted by: LAST WEEK'S NEWS TODAY at June 29, 2016 07:19 PM (svFmG)

189
Democrats Propose Blasphemy Laws?

Pretty much.

Do Not Deny Their Gods!

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 29, 2016 07:19 PM (uuiN5)

190 Ok, looked it up. Kristol tweeted this 6/27/16..after a McCain fundraiser...(paraphrased as too lazy to copy)...why not an indie run for President?
Harfing.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at June 29, 2016 07:07 PM (jRWGg)


Holy crap. Yeah, go with that, Bill. What a genius.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 29, 2016 07:19 PM (mHKcx)

191 No; I can't imagine Ace voting for Hillary, but I'm not much of a betting person except I occasionally buy a lottery ticket.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2016 07:19 PM (frf5f)

192 24 I still don't understand how Ace doesn't get that if we elect Trump, that moves everything to the Left because there would be no voice for limited government in American politics for nearly a decade. Electing Trump would validate progressivism, particularly progressive economics, leaving the choice to be which progressive party has more likable people. Trump ends the Free Market alternative to liberalism.
Posted by: Carl at June 29, 2016 06:44 PM (tEVs6)

You only havetwo choices Carl. What's it gonna be?

Posted by: Hillary's Taint at June 29, 2016 07:19 PM (DN9jO)

193 @174...maybe Bill was asking Lynch where Mateen's wife is.

Where the hell is she? Has her entire family (in CA) been whisked off ala bin fishy? I mean, WUT?

The MSM have the concern and follow-up of toddlers.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at June 29, 2016 07:20 PM (jRWGg)

194
Muslim forbid anyone to produce an image of mohammed.

Democrats forbid anyone deny their weather god.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 29, 2016 07:20 PM (uuiN5)

195 Posted by: andycanuck at June 29, 2016 07:18 PM (A/+my)

What about closing the Physicist's Convention nuke loophole? That sure seems like common sense nuke control to me!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 29, 2016 07:20 PM (wYnyS)

196 24:Carl at June 29, 2016 06:44 PM (tEVs6)






Concern noted.



Posted by: Puddleglum at June 29, 2016 07:17 PM (syGA0)

I think it is supposed to convince you to vote for the Stalinist.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 29, 2016 07:20 PM (P/kVC)

197 I was told there would be no latin on this blog. Damn latins.

Posted by: f'd at June 29, 2016 07:20 PM (BO/km)

198 Ace, it's very simple. If one party is going to elect an authoritarian (as now seems almost certain) I want the Dems to own it, not us.

Posted by: BNJ at June 29, 2016 07:21 PM (rbgMs)

199 Hillary intervened and then went to bed. She let them die. Then she lied to the grieving family and the nation and jailed a video maker


Please tell me more about conservative principles

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 07:21 PM (zOTsN)

200 To think: the GOP voters put one of these people up as candidate for the "highest" office in the land...

Posted by: West Town at June 29, 2016 07:21 PM (M3fMi)

201 Look on the bright side Steyn is being hauled in for climate denial and that's been going on for years.

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2016 07:21 PM (mP1y7)

202 Going to a McVain fundraiser was his first mistake

Posted by: MTF at June 29, 2016 07:22 PM (QZIW8)

203 time check @ 7:28

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 29, 2016 07:22 PM (WTSFk)

204 The Nukeshow Loophole doesn't translate well into 3000 languages.

Posted by: Fritz at June 29, 2016 07:22 PM (oia+s)

205 yep, looks like it's 6 minutes off.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 29, 2016 07:22 PM (WTSFk)

206 that's ok.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 29, 2016 07:23 PM (WTSFk)

207 i mean, ok. go...

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 29, 2016 07:23 PM (WTSFk)

208 182 24:Carl at June 29, 2016 06:44 PM (tEVs6)
Concern noted.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 29, 2016 07:17 PM (syGA0)


Oh hell, I missed the concern troll first time around.

Question: why do our concern trolls all go by some random common name like 'Carl' or 'Dave'? Do they all graduate from the same concern-troll school?

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 29, 2016 07:23 PM (mHKcx)

209 The rubes didn't listen to US , so YOU must all suffer.

/just wanted to clarify

Posted by: RINOS everywhere at June 29, 2016 07:23 PM (tvyXw)

210 I was told there would be no latin on this blog. Damn latins.

Posted by: f'd at June 29, 2016 07:20 P

Caveat emptor

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2016 07:23 PM (mP1y7)

211 Ace, it's very simple. If one party is going to elect an authoritarian (as now seems almost certain) I want the Dems to own it, not us.
Posted by: BNJ at June 29, 2016 07:21 PM (rbgMs)

Most Trump voters want this, also, they want "free healthcare". Like the FSA. As long as they get shit.

Posted by: West Town at June 29, 2016 07:24 PM (M3fMi)

212 Look on the bright side Steyn is being hauled in for climate denial and that's been going on for years.

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2016 07:21 PM (mP1y7)



And to delay discovery, the "unbiased" judge is dragging out the proceedings for so long that at least one Steyn witness has died. Much longer, and Hillary gets elected, they can just throw Steyn in jail without concluding the trial!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 29, 2016 07:24 PM (wYnyS)

213 Oh hell, I missed the concern troll first time around.

Question:
why do our concern trolls all go by some random common name like 'Carl'
or 'Dave'? Do they all graduate from the same concern-troll school?


Posted by: at June 29, 2016 07:23 PM (mHKcx)

It is a Hillery boiler room operation.Or Romney. Hard to tell sometimes.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 29, 2016 07:24 PM (P/kVC)

214 If one party is going to elect an authoritarian (as now seems almost certain) I want the Dems to own it, not us.

Democratic senators would prevent Trump from running an imperial presidency. Republican senators will be busy giving Supreme Leader Hillary cankle massages.

Posted by: wooga at June 29, 2016 07:25 PM (DPbdz)

215

Carl


Carl Marx

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 07:25 PM (zOTsN)

216 Don't fret over minutes, it's hours to worry about.

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2016 07:25 PM (mP1y7)

217 Imma vote for the criminal because INTERGERTEY!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 29, 2016 07:25 PM (p2X2f)

218 oh yeah, i just saw ok go's most recent video and it's a lot of fun. they do a choreographed music video on in zero gravity on a "vomit comet". their songs all sound the same, but the video's terrific.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 29, 2016 07:25 PM (WTSFk)

219 It is simple - the GOPe (leaders of the NeverTrump Crew) will be down with this because...As long as Hillary gives us some of that sweet "free trade", millions of more immigrants, and gets us involved in another "Libyan Project" everything will be so much better than with a President Trump.

That is the GOP today...in the 21st century.

Posted by: William Eaton at June 29, 2016 07:25 PM (KhJh8)

220 Are these new trolls? I am not a jackass whisperer. Would rather change Hilz Depends than wade into this stale manure.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at June 29, 2016 07:26 PM (jRWGg)

221 No need ... straight up is good for me. I'd be good for $50 ... paying off is tough.
How about ... assuming I don't get banned ... when Ace writes his "Why I Must Vote For Hillary" post, you just get on here and post, all caps, Posted

by: ScoggDog at June 29, 2016 07:17 PM (fiGNd)


You betting $50 that Ace will be voting for Hillary?

Seriously?

Can I get in on this?

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 29, 2016 07:26 PM (mHKcx)

222 Posted by: at June 29, 2016 07:23 PM (mHKcx)

It is a Hillery boiler room operation.Or Romney. Hard to tell sometimes.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 29, 2016 07:24 PM (P/kVC)

I sure remember a "Doug" posting here a lot. Haven't seen him since Trump became candidate.

Posted by: West Town at June 29, 2016 07:26 PM (M3fMi)

223 Democrat Party Platform: Prosecute Those Who Deny Global Warming
==========================

Trump Platform: Clintons must hand over all bribes received at fake charity to the U.S> Treasury, as the law requires

Posted by: MTF at June 29, 2016 07:26 PM (QZIW8)

224 I just gave Darryl Glenn (CO senate candidate) some money.

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at June 29, 2016 07:26 PM (ozZau)

225 So are George Will and Bill Kristol the 2016 equivalents of Peggy Noonan?
-----
Don't forget me!

Posted by: kathleen porker at June 29, 2016 07:26 PM (A/+my)

226 Romanes eunt blogus

Posted by: Brian at June 29, 2016 07:27 PM (o/WVz)

227

Say hello to Concerned Carl

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 07:27 PM (zOTsN)

228 no voice for limited government in American politics for nearly a decade.

Haha retard troll thinks Bush was a voice for limited government.

Posted by: wooga at June 29, 2016 07:27 PM (DPbdz)

229 "And free college. College is the only business that hasn't modernized in 50 years.
Posted by: redenzo at June 29, 2016 06:39 PM (WCnJW)"

Sure it has. Just not in the way you mean.

Posted by: holygoat at June 29, 2016 07:27 PM (DbBV5)

230 It's not Carl's Jr.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 29, 2016 07:27 PM (IqV8l)

231 btw, i say anyone but clinton.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 29, 2016 07:27 PM (WTSFk)

232 191 No; I can't imagine Ace voting for Hillary, but I'm not much of a betting person except I occasionally buy a lottery ticket

Well ... will you accept this proposition, Ms. Fen ?

When Ace posts his "Why I Must Vote For Hillary" page, you must say a prayer for "ScoggDog whose soul is black but his eyes are clear, words are true, and mind was right."

If I'm wrong ... I'll do a half-day at a soup-kitchen and send pics to prove it.

You game ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 29, 2016 07:27 PM (fiGNd)

233 Ace may vote for hillzebub. I doubt very much he would ever advertise that fact. It would be the end of HQ as we know it. It would be about as popular as another blog I will not name

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at June 29, 2016 07:27 PM (WVsWD)

234 Posted by: William Eaton at June 29, 2016 07:25 PM (KhJh

It's really hard to argue against that vision of the future,

comrade citizen!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 29, 2016 07:27 PM (wYnyS)

235 Trump Platform: All American families gets a free Hillary pińata on their birthday.

Posted by: MTF at June 29, 2016 07:27 PM (QZIW8)

236 Imam John Brennan says attack has hallmark of ISIS

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2016 07:28 PM (mP1y7)

237 168 oh hey

remember those gitmo terrorists Obama released to Uruguay? they've disappeared in Brazil.

Olympics just got more interesting
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich



Lovely. Just lovely.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 29, 2016 07:28 PM (syGA0)

238
As we've seen, judges don't even pretend to not be activists anymore.


But when Trumpimpliesthat a Mexican judge might have an axe to grind he's called a racist

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 29, 2016 07:28 PM (lKyWE)

239 205 yep, looks like it's 6 minutes off.

I've seen worse.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 29, 2016 07:28 PM (mHKcx)

240 232 191 No; I can't imagine Ace voting for Hillary, but I'm not much of a betting person except I occasionally buy a lottery ticket

Well ... will you accept this proposition, Ms. Fen ?

When Ace posts his "Why I Must Vote For Hillary" page, you must say a prayer for "ScoggDog whose soul is black but his eyes are clear, words are true, and mind was right."

If I'm wrong ... I'll do a half-day at a soup-kitchen and send pics to prove it.

You game ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 29, 2016 07:27 PM (fiGNd



God are you ever a stupid ass.

Posted by: buzzion at June 29, 2016 07:29 PM (z/Ubi)

241 @225 and David Crisply Creased Brooks!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at June 29, 2016 07:29 PM (jRWGg)

242 If one party is going to elect an authoritarian (as now seems almost certain) I want the Dems to own it, not us.

I'm close to the point where I'd support a Pinochet or Franco. Both of whom, one should note, turned their countries back over to democratic rule when they left office.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at June 29, 2016 07:29 PM (rwI+c)

243 Haha retard troll thinks Bush was a voice for limited government.
Posted by: wooga at June 29, 2016 07:27 PM (DPbdz)

So, fuck it, right? Because that's Donald Trump: advocate for smaller govt.

Me, I like to gargle with horse pee.

Posted by: West Town at June 29, 2016 07:29 PM (M3fMi)

244 McVain seems suddenly very concerned about "moderate Syrian" refugees (TM).

He's running for office! "Just build the dang fence" Senator!

Posted by: MTF at June 29, 2016 07:29 PM (QZIW8)

245 132 Posted by: Insomniac at June 29, 2016 06:42 PM (0mRoj)

Just to let you know-I wrote you back several responses. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2016 07:03 PM (frf5f)

Thanks for the heads up!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 29, 2016 07:30 PM (0mRoj)

246 Climate scientists are the East German athletes of science.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 29, 2016 07:31 PM (6Ll1u)

247 Would like as a service to announce Maple French Toast ice cream wouldn't be good for breakfast.

But over apple pie is a good idea.

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2016 07:31 PM (mP1y7)

248 I vote John McVain become our ambassador to Sinoloa.

Posted by: MTF at June 29, 2016 07:31 PM (QZIW8)

249
Imam John Brennan says attack has hallmark of ISIS
Posted by: Skip


When you care to send the very beast.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 29, 2016 07:31 PM (IqV8l)

250 Hillary will totes bring smaller government! You bet!


Let's all throw ourselves on the Purity Pyre

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 07:32 PM (zOTsN)

251

Pie is in cool down phase.



Pumpkin



Bring your own ice cream.

Posted by: Loose Shoes at June 29, 2016 07:32 PM (zzTEa)

252 Question: why do our concern trolls all go by some random common name like 'Carl' or 'Dave'? Do they all graduate from the same concern-troll school?
Posted by: OregonMuse at June 29, 2016 07:23 PM (mHKcx)

Nah bro, but we hang out at the same places. Like making asses of ourselves protesting Trump rallies.

btw, YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE!

Posted by: AIDS Skrillex at June 29, 2016 07:32 PM (wQWv4)

253 251 mmmmmm..... Pumpkin pie.

Posted by: Weasel at June 29, 2016 07:32 PM (Sfs6o)

254 Haha retard troll thinks Bush was a voice for limited government.

Posted by: wooga at June 29, 2016 07:27 PM (DPbdz)



So, fuck it, right? Because that's Donald Trump: advocate for smaller govt.

Posted by: West Town at June 29, 2016 07:29 PM (M3fMi)

If smaller gov is on the top of your list, good for you.

I am more concerned with both parties thinking the US owes every derelict in the world housing, the hots, and a cot...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 29, 2016 07:33 PM (P/kVC)

255 24 I still don't understand how Ace doesn't get that if we elect Trump, that moves everything to the Left because there would be no voice for limited
government in American politics for nearly a decade...

Posted by: "Carl" at June 29, 2016 06:44 PM (tEVs6)

Dude. There hasn't been any "voice for limited government" anywhere for a good 25 years at least.

Hunka hunka burnin stoopid...

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 29, 2016 07:33 PM (mHKcx)

256 With pumpkin pie I want whipped cream and coffee

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2016 07:34 PM (mP1y7)

257 Seriously? Can I get in on this?

God are you ever a stupid ass

Maybe. But I've been here quite a while.

It's tough to arrange an online book ... but it's easier to arrange friendly non-money wagers. I say Ace votes Hillary ... and he will tell us so. Both are in his nature - and best interests.

So ... what's your fancy ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 29, 2016 07:34 PM (fiGNd)

258 Please tell Carl to stop beating me. I'm gonna fall off.

Posted by: Carl's Jr at June 29, 2016 07:34 PM (BO/km)

259 Look the Democrats have learned from the CCP.

Leftist ideology merging with crony capitalism.

Posted by: William Eaton at June 29, 2016 07:34 PM (KhJh8)

260 The debates between these two will be huge. Hill will start out trying to act fresh & energetic but when DJT starts getting under her skin the real bitch will emerge showing the public what a horrible candidate she is. I think that this will be a game changer as long as Trump doesn't step on his dick.

Posted by: Cheri at June 29, 2016 07:35 PM (TmVQX)

261 FAUST!!!

Posted by: Hiilzebub at June 29, 2016 07:35 PM (A/+my)

262 GHWB was totally in with the small goober'mint. That "read my lips......." line was just so misunderstood by us unwashed, stinking AGW deniers.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at June 29, 2016 07:35 PM (WVsWD)

263
Wow, so how's that Brexit market panic going?

I'm pretty sure the market is now even with the day the before the Brexit vote.

But the Left won't take back any of their completely wrong statements, will they?

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 29, 2016 07:36 PM (uuiN5)

264
If smaller gov is on the top of your list, good for you.

I am more concerned with both parties thinking the US owes every derelict in the world housing, the hots, and a cot...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 29, 2016 07:33 PM (P/kVC)

And I'm sure that Donald Trump is the one to stop that. He's just trying to dupe the Bernie supporters. Just them.

Posted by: West Town at June 29, 2016 07:36 PM (M3fMi)

265 198
If one party is going to elect an authoritarian (as now seems almost certain) I want the Dems to own it, not us.
Posted by: BNJ at June 29, 2016 07:21 PM (rbgMs)


I can see a member of the Venezuelan opposition party saying something like that 20 years ago. "Sure, let this Chavez asshole win. Then everybody will see what a disaster he is!"

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 07:36 PM (sdi6R)

266 Ace will not vote for Hillary. He may not vote. Or he may hold his nose and vote Trump. And if Trump is elected he will savage him mercilessly. He is a bit of a contrarian

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 07:36 PM (zOTsN)

267 255 Dude. There hasn't been any "voice for limited government" anywhere for a good 25 years at least.

Hunka hunka burnin stoopid...
Posted by: OregonMuse at June 29, 2016 07:33 PM (mHKcx)


Ever hear of Mike Lee and Ted Cruz?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2016 07:37 PM (p4UlV)

268 I would have been here at 6:32 but I needed a bathroom break.

Posted by: Hiilzebub at June 29, 2016 07:37 PM (A/+my)

269 GHWB was totally in with the small goober'mint. That "read my lips......." line was just so misunderstood by us unwashed, stinking AGW deniers.

----------------------

I knew at the time he said that it was like daring the democrats to try and raise taxes, and I knew they would burn him. And they did.

Posted by: Loose Shoes at June 29, 2016 07:37 PM (zzTEa)

270 If I promise to feed him only Skittles and rainbow drops will they let me keep my pony in the camps?


If I had a pony.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 29, 2016 07:37 PM (NeFrd)

271 266 Ace will not vote for Hillary. He may not vote. Or he may hold his nose and vote Trump. And if Trump is elected he will savage him mercilessly. He is a bit of a contrarian
Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 07:36 PM (zOTsN)


A) I'm going to vote for Trump and,

B) You can bet your ass I will savage him mercilessly if he acts like Democrat/Statist light.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2016 07:38 PM (p4UlV)

272 Ted Cruz didn't get the nom. Lee didn't run. Neither is listened to by the party

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 07:38 PM (zOTsN)

273 "I realize many people dislike Donald Trump intensely, but I continue to
be baffled by those who obsess over his admittedly enormous flaws while
remaining blissfully silent about the flaws of Hillary -- or the
Democrats' not-even-hiding-it-any-longer embrace of totalitarianism."

Most people desperately crave being ruled. To think that freedom and liberty are popular ideas is to regard pretty much the entirety of human history as a mistake.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at June 29, 2016 07:38 PM (rznWS)

274
Just want to rub it in, its 79 degrees, no humidity, and clear sky.

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2016 07:02 PM (mP1y7)





You suck.

I just spent all day going back and forth from refrigerated server rooms to El Paso rooftops.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 29, 2016 07:38 PM (Y8fMP)

275 Michael Smerconish was a Bush supporter, Republican all the way, but in 2008 he up and publicly voted for Barak.
The same will happen to a few Republicans and vote Hillary.
I don't think Ace will be one of them.

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2016 07:39 PM (mP1y7)

276 t's tough to arrange an online book ... but it's easier to arrange friendly non-money wagers. I say Ace votes Hillary ... and he will tell us so. Both are in his nature - and best interests.
So ... what's your fancy ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 29, 2016 07:34 PM (fiGNd)


By the way, I didn't call you a stupid ass, that was someone else.

You mentioned $50. I'm good with that. E-mail me at the book thread email and we can work out the details.

I've made bets with (and lost, and had to pay up) folks I've met online before.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 29, 2016 07:39 PM (mHKcx)

277
Evenin, folks.

Posted by: That One shithead In Every Comment Thread at June 29, 2016 07:39 PM (uuiN5)

278 So ... what's your fancy ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 29, 2016 07:34 PM (fiGNd)



My fancy is that you are a jackass and pretty stupid for trying to set up a wage where you demand the "payment" being that a pastor go and work at a soup kitchen.

Posted by: buzzion at June 29, 2016 07:40 PM (z/Ubi)

279 I still don't understand how Ace doesn't get that if we elect Trump, that moves everything to the Left because there would be no voice for limited
government in American politics for nearly a decade...

Posted by: "Carl" at June 29, 2016 06:44 PM (tEVs)
---------
You can still wail your stupidities on the inter-net even if Trump wins. All will not be lost.

Posted by: RioBravo at June 29, 2016 07:40 PM (NUqwG)

280 Ever hear of Mike Lee and Ted Cruz?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2016 07:37 PM (p4UlV)

Speaking of Mike Lee, here's who he's up against this November - "Misty".

http://tinyurl.com/jhxo9kq

I wonder if the debate is going to be cancelled because Lee won't use Misty's preferred pronouns?

Posted by: Thrawn at June 29, 2016 07:40 PM (wQWv4)

281 I'm good with that Oregon. Saturdays, if I remember correctly.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 29, 2016 07:40 PM (fiGNd)

282 Drudge links to a report the Federal Election Commission came within a hair of fining Fox for sponsoring a primary debate, because the public might have found some of the views persuasive. Against all reason of course.

Posted by: MTF at June 29, 2016 07:40 PM (QZIW8)

283 282 Drudge links to a report the Federal Election Commission came within a hair of fining Fox for sponsoring a primary debate, because the public might have found some of the views persuasive. Against all reason of course.
Posted by: MTF at June 29, 2016 07:40 PM (QZIW



Demonstrating that the FEC did not bother to watch any of the shit shows that Fox called debates.

Posted by: buzzion at June 29, 2016 07:42 PM (z/Ubi)

284 Heard Barky say today that oil extraction was running out and getting ever more expensive to produce. I turned off the tv in disgust after he said that solar and wind were the future.
Here is my plan. Shut down NG, nuclear, and coal fired electrical generation plants. Go completely solar and wind. Then sit back and watch all the idiots that can't charge their phones and cars completely melt down.

Posted by: Old Blue at June 29, 2016 07:42 PM (9iR5/)

285 I think that this will be a game changer as long as Trump doesn't step on his dick.

Posted by: Cheri


As long as? It's an ironclad certainty. He'll go all Riverdance on his unit.

Posted by: pep at June 29, 2016 07:42 PM (LAe3v)

286 You wanted to see what it's like without the Republican "establishment"? You got it!

====

false. we already know what its like after 8 years of nothing

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 29, 2016 07:04 PM (Cq0oW)


You ain't seen nothing yet!

Posted by: Hillary and her Democrat Congressional Supermajority at June 29, 2016 07:42 PM (vBeA5)

287 Peasant reminder: We care for you and that is why the husband and co-conspirator with the Dem Party Presidential candidate met privately with the AG Lynch to not discuss a possible criminal referral against the POTUS nominee.

Trust us, your check will be in the mail/in the bank this Friday so you KNOW we only tell you what you need to know, you know.

All don't you feeble minded commoners even look like you will go all independent-minded about global warning.

The first of the month is near and your euthanized yearning for freedom and independent thought will be renewed, once again-- thanks to 'Obama'/ other people's money.

Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at June 29, 2016 07:43 PM (713RE)

288 @9: "It will be all wind and solar."

Which won't yield enough energy to provide for the masses, so guess what we're going to have to have a lot less of?

Posted by: FaCubeItches at June 29, 2016 07:43 PM (rznWS)

289 My fancy is that you are a jackass and pretty stupid for trying to set up a wage where you demand the "payment" being that a pastor go and work at a soup kitchen.

Read again .. I'll work at the soup kitchen. She just has to say prayer that I'm a nasty bastard, but right.

Honestly Buzz ... was it not "punny" enough ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 29, 2016 07:43 PM (fiGNd)

290 Most people desperately crave being ruled. To think that freedom and liberty are popular ideas is to regard pretty much the entirety of human history as a mistake.
Posted by: FaCubeItches at June 29, 2016 07:38 PM (rznWS)

I was right after all!

http://tinyurl.com/jccz46c

Posted by: Loki at June 29, 2016 07:43 PM (wQWv4)

291 Ace will not vote for Hillary. He may not vote. Or he may hold his nose and vote Trump. And if Trump is elected he will savage him mercilessly. He is a bit of a contrarian
Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 07:36 PM (zOTsN

Same here. Actually think the best way to get through this is for Trump to Fumble while in office and hopefully sneak Cruz in. You know, the real Conservative.

I detest both choices and I detest the notion that we put retard strength in office because "fuck it" or because the "establishment must be punished".

Posted by: West Town at June 29, 2016 07:43 PM (M3fMi)

292 Democratic National Committee: It's For The Greater Good!

(reverent response): the greater good!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2016 07:43 PM (JO9+V)

293 285
As long as? It's an ironclad certainty. He'll go all Riverdance on his unit.
Posted by: pep at June 29, 2016 07:42 PM (LAe3v)


It's the Internet Age. People find that shit entertaining nowadays.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 07:44 PM (sdi6R)

294 Judy Tenuta died?

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 29, 2016 07:15 PM (uuiN5)


It could happen.

Posted by: Zombie Judy Tenuta at June 29, 2016 07:44 PM (cmE8J)

295 Then I apologize for being wrong. Since I usually just skim over your drivel anyways.

Posted by: buzzion at June 29, 2016 07:44 PM (z/Ubi)

296 As much as I despise Trump there is no way in hell that I would ever pull the lever for a present day Democrat much less Hillary Clinton. Anyone who says they are conservative and votes for Hillary is a gd liar and have never been conservative.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 29, 2016 07:44 PM (MNgU2)

297 Last night as I slept, leftist operatives snuck into my house, rearranged my pets and damaged my plumbing, leaving water all over the floor in an attempt to disorient and confuse me.

When I got up I stepped right in the middle of a large poodle.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 29, 2016 07:45 PM (NeFrd)

298 Shut down NG, nuclear, and coal fired electrical generation plants. Go completely solar and wind. Posted by: Old Blue at June 29, 2016 07:42 PM (9iR5/)
============================

Except for Texas, right?

Posted by: MTF at June 29, 2016 07:45 PM (QZIW8)

299 It's 76 in San Juan, 64% humidity, wind 9 mph from the west, and fucking bitchin bra

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 29, 2016 07:45 PM (6Ll1u)

300 If the Republican party had any balls . . .

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA . . .

*ahem*

They would put a plank in their platform calling for criminal prosecution of the scientists and politicians who have been lying about global warming to advance their careers and steal money from the taxes we pay.

They bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 29, 2016 07:45 PM (WgTlh)

301 281 I'm good with that Oregon. Saturdays, if I remember correctly.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 29, 2016 07:40 PM (fiGNd)


Saturdays? Book Thread is Sunday morning, but I'm not sure what that has to do with things.

Although, come to think of it, once we iron out the details, I can announce the bet on the book thread, and then later on, the result, win or lose.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 29, 2016 07:45 PM (mHKcx)

302 Since I usually just skim over your drivel anyways.

Then skim more, or less. Because your current level ain't working.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 29, 2016 07:46 PM (fiGNd)

303 141 Soon, we will all be Amish. Horses. No electricity use. Good at mustard production.
Posted by: MTF at June 29, 2016 07:05 PM (QZIW
----------------------------
Nope.
No horses. Methane emissions. Specieism.
No God stuff. Caesar is too jealous.
No mustard. I don't know why not, but they'll think of something.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 29, 2016 07:46 PM (T/5A0)

304 OT- For the women posters here

I told a recent friend of mine who's a male pastor (and is replacing me as the pastor at the church I just served as an interim) that I wanted to get a gift for his wife to welcome her to the church. I asked him what he thought she would like and he said "Something girly girly". I cannot write back and ask him what that means. It's too embarrassing. I don't know this dear woman but she's been having cancer treatments for a year out of state and has finally been feeling somewhat better. My husband and I pray for her everyday and so do people in the church. I'm not a very girly girly person. What des this mean-soaps? a gift card for a message? chocolate?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2016 07:46 PM (frf5f)

305 Seamus that was my house at 1am 2 nights ago..

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2016 07:46 PM (mP1y7)

306 Seamus. Heaven for fen. Take a picture for the pet thread!

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 07:47 PM (zOTsN)

307 a gift card for a message? Meant gift card for a massage.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2016 07:47 PM (frf5f)

308
Buy her some nail polish and lipstick. That's girly.

Posted by: That One shithead In Every Comment Thread at June 29, 2016 07:48 PM (uuiN5)

309 I know who the media will hold accountable and who they won't.

Obama got away with a lot based on media bias alone.

Posted by: Sexypig at June 29, 2016 07:48 PM (UBBWX)

310 Most people desperately crave being ruled. To think
that freedom and liberty are popular ideas is to regard pretty much the
entirety of human history as a mistake.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at June 29, 2016 07:38 PM (rznWS)



I was right after all!



http://tinyurl.com/jccz46c



Posted by: Loki at June 29, 2016 07:43 PM (wQWv4)


I enjoyed that scene. 2nd fav behind Hulk punching out Thor.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 29, 2016 07:48 PM (JO9+V)

311 Gift card for Mani/pedi

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 07:48 PM (zOTsN)

312 Here is my plan. Shut down NG, nuclear, and coal fired electrical generation plants. Go completely solar and wind. Then sit back and watch all the idiots that can't charge their phones and cars completely melt down.

Posted by: Old Blue at June 29, 2016 07:42 PM (9iR5/)


Naah... they'll just blame Trump.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 29, 2016 07:48 PM (mHKcx)

313 Just wait until they start interrogating your kids at school. "Do your parents believe in global warming? Have they ever been part of the anti-abortion movement? Have they ever said anything about gay marriage? Have you ever seen them read the Bible?"

Posted by: Insomniac at June 29, 2016 06:42 PM (0mRoj)

That's the day armed rebellion starts. Or better start.

How are you doing, Brother?

Posted by: Sharkman at June 29, 2016 07:48 PM (WgTlh)

314

Oh well. What the hell.

Congrats, to whom it may concern. I've went from extremely wigged out about all this political shit to the zen-like state of ...

... fuck it. You're going to do what you're going to do. And I'm going to do what I'm going to do. Kinda' tired of all this foreplay.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 29, 2016 06:58 PM (fiGNd)

Ummm. No Scogg you are NOT going to do what you want to do. Unless what you wsnt to do is serve the state

Posted by: Hillary's Taint at June 29, 2016 07:48 PM (DN9jO)

315 Fenelon, has she had hair loss? Hope not but if so a nice girly hat. Maybe so even if not.

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2016 07:48 PM (mP1y7)

316 @300: "They bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun.
"

The Left would use their knife; the Right would not use their gun. The Left would stab the Right, take the gun, then shoot the Right's corpse.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at June 29, 2016 07:49 PM (rznWS)

317 Yeah, GOPe wasn't that great, but before people assume it can't get worse under Hillary...it can always get worse.

Posted by: Sexypig at June 29, 2016 07:49 PM (UBBWX)

318 Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2016 07:48 PM (mP1y7)

She's wearing a wig now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2016 07:50 PM (frf5f)

319 I've come around. Can't write-in Cruz with the demos doing this crap. Ugh.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at June 29, 2016 07:50 PM (B11vO)

320 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Jim, pardon me for asking a stupid question, but do you post as "Sunk New Dawn" because you had a boat named New Dawn that tragically sank (with all your armaments on board)?

Posted by: Sharkman at June 29, 2016 07:50 PM (WgTlh)

321 OT: Terrorist Attacked Kansas Congressional Office With Molotov Cocktails

http://bit.ly/293W0f9

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 29, 2016 07:51 PM (vBeA5)

322 Yes it can get worse, we become Venezuela

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2016 07:51 PM (mP1y7)

323 Saturdays? Book Thread is Sunday morning, but I'm not sure what that has to do with things.


Because I don't have the book thread email ... and I figured I'd need to show up at the book thread to get your info.

Sorry ... I don't have the "book thread email" here at my fingertips. Can you help me out ?

And I'm going to send your $50 to the local Optimist Club. I don't like them much - but I don't want your money.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 29, 2016 07:51 PM (fiGNd)

324 Hey Mike Lee, Slay Misty for me.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 29, 2016 07:51 PM (IqV8l)

325 >>Yes it can get worse, we become Venezuela

Parliamentary inquiry:

Do we get their women?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 29, 2016 07:51 PM (/tuJf)

326 it's really come down to a very stark "Us vs. Them" type scenario.

The Left is a united front of unrelenting totalitarianism and straight-up stone cold sadism.

We've been over it a zillion times in a zillion ways: Whatever they stand for, whatever they promote, whatever the attempt, and whatever they enact, is the exact OPPOSITE of everything I want.

Trump may be a buffoon, but one thing's for sure: he's not One of Them. He is the essence of anti-PC. And because of that, he is our only hope.

I don't care how bad of a president he is predicted to be. I don't care how "embarrassing" he is.

It's either "President Trump" or it will be "Brave New World (Uncensored Version)" for the rest of time.

Posted by: zombie at June 29, 2016 07:51 PM (jBuUi)

327 Deny global warming = $500 fine
Believe Brexit is good idea = Ł500 fine
Deny the goodness of welfare = $600 fine
Deny the benefits of immigration = $1000 fine
Comments on Moochelles ass or Hillary's cankles = imprisonment

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 29, 2016 07:52 PM (DMjqB)

328 The day they ask my son if I read the Bible he better say "Hell yes" and if I'm going to jail for that-it's a good reason. I think the not performing marriages for gays as a punishable offense will come first.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2016 07:52 PM (frf5f)

329
Buy her a vacuum cleaner or a mop.

Posted by: That One shithead In Every Comment Thread at June 29, 2016 07:52 PM (uuiN5)

330 Ever hear of Mike Lee and Ted Cruz?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 29, 2016 07:37 PM (p4UlV)


Sorry, they were drowned out by all the GOPe voices, amplified by the MSM so they sounded like the rushing of many waters.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 29, 2016 07:52 PM (mHKcx)

331 @322: "Yes it can get worse, we become Venezuela"

Luxury!

Posted by: Somalia, Haiti, and Afghanistan at June 29, 2016 07:52 PM (rznWS)

332 Fenelon - I am picturing a white wide brim hat, flowers and peach ribbon around.

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2016 07:53 PM (mP1y7)

333 304 I bought WeaselWoman a nice new vacuum cleaner that she just LOVES!!!

Posted by: Weasel at June 29, 2016 07:53 PM (Sfs6o)

334 321 OT: Terrorist Attacked Kansas Congressional Office With Molotov Cocktails

http://bit.ly/293W0f9
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 29, 2016 07:51 PM (vBeA5)

I love: "I want to leave KC better than I found it, or on(I am assuming he meant in) ashes."

Insurrectionist Collective, eh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 29, 2016 07:53 PM (3ZoRf)

335 Buy her a vacuum cleaner or a mop.


****


Or a baseball mitt.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 29, 2016 07:54 PM (NeFrd)

336
Was it one of those little cordless upright vacs? They look neat as heck.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 29, 2016 07:54 PM (uuiN5)

337 I say we use him to prosecute Hillary, and blow our load doing whatever else. Then, after 4 years, we throw him at the wall like a used, neon orange condom. You know, a scumbag.

Posted by: West Town at June 29, 2016 07:54 PM (M3fMi)

338 Shark Week!

Posted by: MTF at June 29, 2016 07:54 PM (QZIW8)

339 ...Slay Misty for me.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.


*****


Nice!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 29, 2016 07:55 PM (NeFrd)

340
Not for anything, but we could all post as That One Shithead In Every Comment Thread and it would kinda work.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 29, 2016 07:55 PM (uuiN5)

341 326
Trump may be a buffoon, but one thing's for sure: he's not One of Them. He is the essence of anti-PC. And because of that, he is our only hope.
Posted by: zombie at June 29, 2016 07:51 PM (jBuUi)


And that is important. PC is essentially thought control. Pushing back against PC is vital. Trump is the only one in the political realm who is doing it (Milo is not running for office), and he is doing it pretty well.

I've said from the beginning that I like Trump because he pisses off all the right people.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 07:55 PM (sdi6R)

342 You haven't really lived until you've tasted Soylent Lavender.

(Best Charlton Heston imitation) "Soylent Lavender is gay people!"

Not only will they force feed it to you in the Happy Fun Camps, but they'll rub your noses in it as well.

Posted by: zombie at June 29, 2016 07:55 PM (jBuUi)

343 "I have a better idea: how about announcing they are going to reduce black and Hispanic crime by 45% by 2025?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 29, 2016 06:48 PM (oKE6c)"

Careful, Jay. Touching that Third Rail can get you packed off to re-edumacation camp, stat.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 29, 2016 07:56 PM (WgTlh)

344
Shut down NG, nuclear, and coal fired electrical
generation plants. Go completely solar and wind. Posted by: Old Blue at
June 29, 2016 07:42 PM (9iR5/)

============================



Except for Texas, right?

Posted by: MTF at June 29, 2016 07:45 PM (QZIW








I wasn't surprised to see a shitload of solar in Texas, but I'm amazed at how many yuuuuuuuge wind farms there are here, especially around Sweetwater.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 29, 2016 07:56 PM (Y8fMP)

345 And I'm going to send your $50 to the local Optimist Club. I don't like them much - but I don't want your money.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 29, 2016 07:51 PM (fiGNd)


Fair enough. What you do with it is up to you. Here is the book thread email addy:

aoshqbookthread, followed by the 'at' sign, and then 'G' mail, and then dot cee oh emm

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 29, 2016 07:56 PM (mHKcx)

346 Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2016 07:53 PM (mP1y7)

Thanks, Skip

Actually that may be one of my few concessions to being girly girly. I like hats in the summer (I used to wear them more than i do now, but how can you buy a hat for someone whose tastes you don't know?. Her husband is a very sharp dresser. They come from a tradition where people dress for church and wear hats.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2016 07:56 PM (frf5f)

347 Posted by: Sharkman at June 29, 2016 07:48 PM (WgTlh)

Maintaining. I still need to send you a reply email, which I promise to do soon.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 29, 2016 07:56 PM (0mRoj)

348
I just learned a new word: Dickmatized!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 29, 2016 07:56 PM (iQIUe)

349 Nuts. They've totally gone fucking nuts.

Posted by: oddnot frets not but sighs at June 29, 2016 07:57 PM (g1MTt)

350 Fen - one idea: make a little gift basket with lotion, bath soak, an inspirational book, tea, fuzzy socks. I can't imagine a gal who wouldn't like and appreciate this. Very nice of you to do!

Posted by: Cheri at June 29, 2016 07:57 PM (TmVQX)

351 Actually, I think if you live in a deep blue state, you can support Gary Johnson over Trump.

Johnson seems to draw more from Hillary than Trump, and if he got on the debate stage it might be interesting.

Jill Stein is even better...if we had an operation chaos to promote her, it would be very smart.

Posted by: Sexypig at June 29, 2016 07:57 PM (UBBWX)

352 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 29, 2016 07:54 PM (NeFrd)

If I were recovering from cancer I probably wouldn't want to think about moping the floors.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2016 07:57 PM (frf5f)

353
#ImWithHer

Posted by: Ben Howe

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 29, 2016 07:57 PM (kdS6q)

354 Isn't jiggering the data to get phones results in publicly-funded research fraud too? And I mean FRAUD-fraud.

Serially folks, if the Republicans can't make the Dems look like scum on this, they aren't even trying.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 29, 2016 07:57 PM (mZYA8)

355 333 304 I bought WeaselWoman a nice new vacuum cleaner that she just LOVES!!!
Posted by: Weasel at June 29, 2016 07:53 PM (Sfs6o)


I bought Mrs. Muse one of those big-ass Shop-Vacs. She thinks it's the greatest thing ever.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 29, 2016 07:57 PM (mHKcx)

356 ...something girly girly?


****

A Chicago Bears Jay Cutler jersey?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 29, 2016 07:58 PM (NeFrd)

357 @326: "The Left is a united front of unrelenting totalitarianism and straight-up stone cold sadism."

Therein lies the rub - unless you eradicate them in some form, Trump is simply a stopgap. As Lovecraft said: "After summer is winter, after winter summer. They wait, patient and potent, for here shall They reign again."

Posted by: Somalia, Haiti, and Afghanistan at June 29, 2016 07:58 PM (rznWS)

358 Buy her a vacuum cleaner or a mop.

A panini press would help her take her sammich making to a new level.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at June 29, 2016 07:58 PM (rwI+c)

359 348
I just learned a new word: Dickmatized!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 29, 2016 07:56 PM (iQIUe)


I cracked up over "Tatalitarian" in the art thread this morning.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 07:58 PM (sdi6R)

360 336
Was it one of those little cordless upright vacs? They look neat as heck.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 29, 2016 07:54 PM (uuiN5)
------------
Not a cordless, but a lightweight upright. It's really pretty nice!

Posted by: Weasel at June 29, 2016 07:58 PM (Sfs6o)

361 Posted by: Cheri at June 29, 2016 07:57 PM (TmVQX)

Those are great ideas.

And thanks, everyone for the other good ideas too.

The entire church is making a basket for them which I think is a nice welcome.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2016 07:59 PM (frf5f)

362 I didn't suggest the mop. That was someone else.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 29, 2016 07:59 PM (NeFrd)

363 Real girly-girly would be a hockey stick

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2016 07:59 PM (mP1y7)

364
You're so insensitive, Seamus.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 29, 2016 08:00 PM (uuiN5)

365 Fair enough. What you do with it is up to you. Here is the book thread email addy

Message sent.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 29, 2016 08:00 PM (fiGNd)

366 Jill Stein is even better...if we had an operation chaos to promote her, it would be very smart.
Posted by: Sexypig at June 29, 2016 07:57 PM (UBBWX

There are no deep blue states. Trump puts them all in play. Because he appeals to the "bridge and tunnel" crowd - and reality show aficionados.

Posted by: West Town at June 29, 2016 08:00 PM (M3fMi)

367 The personalized gift basket is a good idea. Throw in some chocolate too.

Posted by: f'd at June 29, 2016 08:00 PM (BO/km)

368
Why This Republican Won't Vote for Trump By Mark Salter*

Whatever Hillary Clinton's faults, she's not ignorant or hateful or a nut. She acts like an adult, and understands the responsibilities of an American president.

RCP

*Mark Salter is the former chief of staff to Sen. John McCain and was a senior adviser to the McCain for President campaign.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 29, 2016 08:00 PM (kdS6q)

369 So we're getting real close to the point of no return, aren't we?

Posted by: josephistan at June 29, 2016 08:00 PM (7qAYi)

370 Here is a great website that aggregates a bunch of stories related to this topic:

http://www.akdart.com/warming5.html

Posted by: Sharkman at June 29, 2016 08:01 PM (WgTlh)

371 Therein lies the rub - unless you eradicate them in some form, Trump is simply a stopgap. As Lovecraft said: "After summer is winter, after winter summer. They wait, patient and potent, for here shall They reign again."
Posted by: Somalia, Haiti, and Afghanistan at June 29, 2016 07:58 PM (rznWS)

The Republic will hobble along. The only way to end this shit is to destroy the levers of power. Not promise to install more.

Posted by: West Town at June 29, 2016 08:02 PM (M3fMi)

372
Fenelon Spoke -- our AoS Straight Man(woman).

You're the best I've ever seen.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 29, 2016 08:02 PM (uuiN5)

373 352 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 29, 2016 07:54 PM (NeFrd)
If I were recovering from cancer I probably wouldn't want to think about moping the floors.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 29, 2016 07:57 PM (frf5f)


Learn from the grave mistakes of other men before you: no women wants a gift that is practical or useful. Women just don't appreciate tools the way men do.

Posted by: Maetenloch at June 29, 2016 08:02 PM (pAlYe)

374 Jim, pardon me for asking a stupid question, but do you post as "Sunk New Dawn" because you had a boat named New Dawn that tragically sank (with all your armaments on board)?
Posted by: Sharkman at June 29, 2016 07:50 PM (WgTlh)

==========
Google it. I'm pretty sure that is him and "his story" complete with photos.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 29, 2016 08:02 PM (iQIUe)

375 So we're getting real close to the point of no return, aren't we?

Yes, all this basket talk has become reckless and unseemly.

Posted by: derit at June 29, 2016 08:02 PM (ewfUZ)

376 366
There are no deep blue states.

Posted by: West Town at June 29, 2016 08:00 PM (M3fMi)


Actually, there are no blue or red states. There are blue or red counties. Purple ones, too.

Which is why Civil War II is going to be a whole lot messier than the last one.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 08:03 PM (sdi6R)

377 322 Yes it can get worse, we become Venezuela
Posted by: Skip



With a little 90's era Balkans thrown in, just for "fun".

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 29, 2016 08:03 PM (syGA0)

378 But this time they will do fascism right!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 29, 2016 08:03 PM (hVdx9)

379 @369: "So we're getting real close to the point of no return, aren't we?"

Only in the sense that we've lapped it a couple of times and it's coming up again.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at June 29, 2016 08:03 PM (rznWS)

380 331 @322: "Yes it can get worse, we become Venezuela"

Luxury!

Posted by: Somalia, Haiti, and Afghanistan


Suck it up, buttercups.

Posted by: Huma, contemplating another "happy ending" with Hillary at June 29, 2016 08:03 PM (LAe3v)

381 This time we use computers.

Posted by: The Left at June 29, 2016 08:03 PM (rwI+c)

382 This old supermodel is going to need sedation.

The EU ain't got nuthin on US Dems and their Rules of BS.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky

Heh. I thought you said "sedition'.

Oh, and pics or it didn't happen, re: Super-Modelin'

Posted by: Sharkman at June 29, 2016 08:04 PM (WgTlh)

383 Learn from the grave mistakes of other men before you: no women wants a gift that is practical or useful. Women just don't appreciate tools the way men do

****

I plead not guilty. I wasn't the one who suggested the mop.


I suggested the baseball mitt.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 29, 2016 08:04 PM (NeFrd)

384 It's Shakespeare all night on TMC, but I have to get up early.

Double, double toil and trouble,
Fire burn and cauldron bubble

Macbeth first,then Hamlet, A Midsummer nights Dream, Romero and Juliette ( I could be seeing some of that) and King Lear.

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2016 08:04 PM (mP1y7)

385 @ 140
He touched on it about a month ago at one of his rallies. He said he cares about clean air and clean water but Leed Certification was a sorry joke and environmental regs sucked.

Posted by: small town girl at June 29, 2016 08:05 PM (SMh/7)

386 Which is why Civil War II is going to be a whole lot messier than the last one.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 08:03 PM (sdi6R)

When can we start?

Posted by: yobobbyb at June 29, 2016 08:05 PM (BKGXB)

387

Mika getting divorced. She and Joe having an affair. Nypost

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 08:06 PM (zOTsN)

388
So we're getting real close to the point of no return, aren't we?



Yes, all this basket talk has become reckless and unseemly.

Posted by: derit at June 29, 2016 08:02 PM (ewfUZ)







Oh, come on. That's just a straw man.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 29, 2016 08:06 PM (Y8fMP)

389 384 It's Shakespeare all night on TMC, but I have to get up early.

Double, double toil and trouble,
Fire burn and cauldron bubble

Macbeth first,then Hamlet, A Midsummer nights Dream, Romero and Juliette ( I could be seeing some of that) and King Lear.
Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2016 08:04 PM (mP1y7)

=============
Are you talking about naked MacBeth? Starring the lovely Francisca Anis???

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 29, 2016 08:07 PM (iQIUe)

390
Is Joe Scarborough married?

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 29, 2016 08:07 PM (uuiN5)

391 It's not totalitarianism if she's a grandmother! Or something like that.

Posted by: t-bird at June 29, 2016 08:08 PM (RrDm2)

392 Mika? I couldn't take it, head phones maybe.

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2016 08:08 PM (mP1y7)

393 Learn from the grave mistakes of other men before you: no women wants a gift that is practical or useful. Women just don't appreciate tools the way men do.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 29, 2016 08:02 PM (pAlYe)


****

My Ex actually asked for a new washing machine one time. That should have been my hint.....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 08:08 PM (YLidQ)

394 388
So we're getting real close to the point of no return, aren't we?



Yes, all this basket talk has become reckless and unseemly.

Posted by: derit at June 29, 2016 08:02 PM (ewfUZ)

Oh, come on. That's just a straw man.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


Something wicker this way comes.

Posted by: pep at June 29, 2016 08:09 PM (LAe3v)

395 @373: "no women wants a gift that is practical or useful. Women just don't appreciate tools the way men do."

What about dildos - practical, useful, and apparently pretty popular. And they are shaped like, uh...."tools".

Posted by: FaCubeItches at June 29, 2016 08:09 PM (rznWS)

396 This basket business will come unwoven, we'll all be lucky to survive if the foil grass shakes loose and the mylar balloon goes up

Posted by: derit at June 29, 2016 08:09 PM (ewfUZ)

397 359 348
I just learned a new word: Dickmatized!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 29, 2016 07:56 PM (iQIUe)

I cracked up over "Tatalitarian" in the art thread this morning.
Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 07:58 PM (sdi6R)

==============

I guess one could be Tatalized!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 29, 2016 08:10 PM (iQIUe)

398 Well, no not really fascist at all. But certainly tyrannical and anti-American. And its not the only particularly disturbing portion of the proposed platform. I'm sure God is not even going to be voted on this time.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 29, 2016 08:10 PM (39g3+)

399 Mika is a pretty good pornstar name.

Posted by: Weasel at June 29, 2016 08:10 PM (Sfs6o)

400 I usually put dates to film titles, Macbeth (194 with Orson Wells

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2016 08:10 PM (mP1y7)

401 @386: "When can we start?"

We did, decades ago. You guys are just really late to the party.

Posted by: The Left at June 29, 2016 08:10 PM (rznWS)

402 Mika getting divorced. She and Joe having an affair. Nypost
Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 08:06 PM (zOTsN)

Moe Scarhead is the poster boy for Washington DC turning an average no talent hack into a greedy, whore chasing opportunist. Moe quit his seat to "take care of his family" when he already had a whore on the side and money coming in from ambalamp chasers. A real Alpha Hotel.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 29, 2016 08:10 PM (ej1L0)

403

If once asked my husband to buy me a snow blower for the holidays.

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 08:11 PM (zOTsN)

404 Totally would bang Mika.

Posted by: West Town at June 29, 2016 08:11 PM (M3fMi)

405 'LA Businesses that ask a job applicant about his or her criminal history during the hiring process could be fined and forced to pay the applicant up to $500 under a new law being considered by city leaders.'

Ok so just get FELON tattooed on your forehead and go from job interview to job interview racking up $500 a pop. Easy money.

Posted by: f'd at June 29, 2016 08:11 PM (BO/km)

406 I'm still thinking of that incident last year, where they needed an emergency icebreaker to rescue...

Wait for it....

A ship that'd been going down to measure all the missing sea ice around Antarctica.

Yeah.

Posted by: crossoverChaos at June 29, 2016 08:12 PM (CImp2)

407
"An MSNBC spokesperson confirmed to Page Six, "Mika's divorce was finalized in the past year. She's really grateful that it was done amicably and in private. This has, of course, been a painful time for her family. So right now she is focused on ______"



a. her two teenage daughters
b. on continuing to heal
c. on the next steps in her life
d. Joe-ploughing

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 29, 2016 08:12 PM (kdS6q)

408 170 Oil companies have always been a Nexus of Evil to those on the Left. Ironically, you can't find an industry that pays more in taxes than the oil industry, when you add them all up. I'd expect that out of a dollar of revenue, six times as much goes to Government than what gets kept by shareholders.
Meanwhile, new favorites like Google pay quite little to the US, including because they park their intellectual property in low tax jurisdictions.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 29, 2016 07:12 PM (r1fLd)



IIRC, oil companies make ca. $0.06/gal. Feds and the states (esp. CA) make many times that much. Constructing all those potholes isn't cheap.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 29, 2016 08:12 PM (oKE6c)

409
Joe's tapping Mika? Heh.

Y'know, this photo of the two of them always reminded me of a line from the movie version of Evil Under The Sun.

"Arlena and I were in the chorus of a show together, not that I could
ever compete. Even in those days, she could always throw her legs up in
the air higher than any of us... and wider. "

http://tinyurl.com/jzqrkpe

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 29, 2016 08:13 PM (Y8fMP)

410 Are you talking about naked MacBeth? Starring the lovely Francisca Anis???

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 29, 2016 08:07 PM (iQIUe)


In the nude adaption of Henry V, I play the breach.

Posted by: Sandra F at June 29, 2016 08:13 PM (cmE8J)

411 I think Ace wrote a post once about the soothing clucking noises Mika makes as a substitute for any substantive commentary


A bunch of mmmmmhummmmm, ahhhhhh

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 08:13 PM (zOTsN)

412 Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 29, 2016 08:12 PM (oKE6c)

==========
So, who murdered those 3 women in Rancho Santa Fe?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 29, 2016 08:14 PM (iQIUe)

413 403

I once asked my husband to buy me a snow blower for the holidays.
Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 08:11 PM (zOTsN)


He made you do the shoveling??

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 08:14 PM (sdi6R)

414 if you'd like to talk about flawed people.......winston churchill and ronald reagan are two very flawed people....and very disliked....but both got the job done........trump is no churchill, trump is no reagan....just as reagan was no churchill just as churchill was no reagan....they are themselves.....all flawed ...it didn't disqualify two of them from leading their country......i'm going to give trump the chance to lead mine

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 29, 2016 08:14 PM (0O7c5)

415 Great vacuum without the Dyson price - Shark Navigator. Just 12 obsessed of awesome.

Posted by: Cheri at June 29, 2016 08:14 PM (TmVQX)

416 407
"An MSNBC spokesperson confirmed to Page Six, "Mika's divorce was finalized in the past year. She's really grateful that it was done amicably and in private. This has, of course, been a painful time for her family. So right now she is focused on ______"



a. her two teenage daughters
b. on continuing to heal
c. on the next steps in her life
d. Joe-ploughing
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 29, 2016 08:12 PM (kdS6q)

e. Wrecking some other mans life

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 29, 2016 08:15 PM (voOPb)

417 He is from the south. I am from ND. I did a better job

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 08:15 PM (zOTsN)

418 Not overly paying attention but New Jersey (who pride themselves on full service Gas stations and cheaper rates) is thinking of raising gas taxes 22 cents a gallon.

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2016 08:15 PM (mP1y7)

419 In the nude adaption of Henry V, I play the breach.


Posted by: Sandra F


Once more into the brea.....the brea......
Ah screw it. The Frogs can keep Calais.

Posted by: Henry V at June 29, 2016 08:15 PM (LAe3v)

420 Sed ut sit, etiamne post mortem coletur?

Posted by: LAST WEEK'S NEWS TODAY at June 29, 2016 07:19 PM (svFmG)

Kindly provide a translation, Julius...

Posted by: Sharkman at June 29, 2016 08:15 PM (WgTlh)

421 406 I'm still thinking of that incident last year, where they needed an emergency icebreaker to rescue...

Wait for it....

A ship that'd been going down to measure all the missing sea ice around Antarctica.

Yeah.
Posted by: crossoverChaos at June 29, 2016 08:12 PM (CImp2)



I remember that. That was comedy gold.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 08:15 PM (sdi6R)

422 LA Businesses that ask a job applicant about his or her criminal history during the hiring process could be fined and forced to pay the applicant up to $500 under a new law being considered by city leaders.'

-----------------------

Ok. So just don't ask. Criminal histories are public records. They will show up in background checks.

Just to be safe. Make no mention of that history when not giving a job.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at June 29, 2016 08:16 PM (WVsWD)

423 He is from the south. I am from ND. I did a better job
Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 08:15 PM (zOTsN)

****

Screwing up simple stuff is how I got out of doing a lot of things too. I applaud his ploy.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 08:17 PM (YLidQ)

424 415
Great vacuum without the Dyson price - Shark Navigator. Just 12 obsessed of awesome.

Posted by: Cheri at June 29, 2016 08:14 PM (TmVQX)
really? i'm on my second dyson animal....the first animal was better.....the second one...i'm not happy with at all......i'll have to try the shark.......it's good with animal hair? i have a dog that drops hair daily......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 29, 2016 08:17 PM (0O7c5)

425 Hmmm...people are flawed....people were great leaders...Trump is flawed...hmmm...

Prefer him to Hillary, but I think he's not going to cut it. Probably a real prog, not just a "RINO".

Posted by: West Town at June 29, 2016 08:17 PM (M3fMi)

426 I remember that. That was comedy gold.

Almost as good as the oil-covered seals being cleaned up and released into the ocean, only to be eaten by killer whales.....Almost.

Posted by: pep at June 29, 2016 08:17 PM (LAe3v)

427 I say that Great Lakes will be under a mile of ice long before they heat up.

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2016 08:18 PM (mP1y7)

428 Of the entire rattan clan, the basket is least likely to poke you in the ass. Maybe Joe wishes Mika were so

Posted by: derit at June 29, 2016 08:18 PM (ewfUZ)

429 Damn autocorrect 12 lbs of awesomeness

Posted by: Cheri at June 29, 2016 08:18 PM (TmVQX)

430 So, who murdered those 3 women in Rancho Santa Fe?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 29, 2016 08:14 PM (iQIUe)

What are you insinuating? /kiddingActually, I didn't know about it. I don't follow the local news at all.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 29, 2016 08:19 PM (oKE6c)

431 393 Learn from the grave mistakes of other men before you: no women wants a gift that is practical or useful. Women just don't appreciate tools the way men do.
Posted by: Maetenloch

Tomorrow is 32 years for Mrs. MH and I. We've been replacing appliances & doing home improvements. It's a card & a dinner tomorrow

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 29, 2016 08:19 PM (voOPb)

432 naked MacBeth

-
By the thumbing of my prick
Something hotty moves my dick.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 29, 2016 08:20 PM (Nwg0u)

433 395 @373: "no women wants a gift that is practical or useful. Women just don't appreciate tools the way men do."

What about dildos - practical, useful, and apparently pretty popular. And they are shaped like, uh...."tools".
Posted by: FaCubeItches at June 29, 2016 08:09 PM (rznWS)

What woman wouldn't want a gold-plated vibrator for the low, low price of $10,000?

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at June 29, 2016 08:20 PM (7qAYi)

434 OT:

US Customs wants your social media account details when travelling

http://bit.ly/293YASo

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 29, 2016 08:20 PM (vBeA5)

435 Going to 58 degrees tonight here.
Stay cool horde,
Goodnight.

Posted by: Skip at June 29, 2016 08:20 PM (mP1y7)

436 So, the people who claim not to be bound by religion want to create their own blasphemy laws.

Posted by: Epobirs at June 29, 2016 08:21 PM (IdCqF)

437 >>>Ok. So just don't ask. Criminal histories are public records. They will show up in background checks.
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In Wisconsin we have what's called CCAP online court records, it's awesome

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 29, 2016 08:21 PM (voOPb)

438 I appreciate functional gifts! Last year my husband bought me a food processor for Christmas. I use it a lot more that jewelry that the baby would just grab at.

Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 29, 2016 08:22 PM (Dxa+Y)

439 LA Businesses that ask a job applicant about his or her criminal history during the hiring process could be fined and forced to pay the applicant up to $500 under a new law being considered by city leaders.'

-----------------------

Ok. So just don't ask. Criminal histories are public records. They will show up in background checks.

Just to be safe. Make no mention of that history when not giving a job.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at June 29, 2016 08:16 PM (WVsWD)
-------------------------
Yep. Of course now people with a Class C misdemeanor conviction who would often have gotten hired after presenting the details of some relatively minor offense will now not get the chance to do so.

Posted by: RioBravo at June 29, 2016 08:22 PM (NUqwG)

440 Of the entire rattan clan, the basket is least likely to poke you in the ass. Maybe Joe wishes Mika were so
Posted by: derit at June 29, 2016 08:18 PM (ewfUZ)

When Moe ran for his house seat the first time, he went door to door and really espoused the straight "conservative" talking points and how he was going to serve the people of his district, blah, blah,blah. He became obsessed with making "it" and sold himself to some big dollar lefties with media connections and the rest his history. Never mind the first wife, or his son with diabetes or the promise he made to the voters. No Sir. It was all about the cash, the ass and fame. Look up "douchebag" in the dictionary and you will see his picture.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 29, 2016 08:23 PM (ej1L0)

441 Phoenixgirl - best one I've ever had. Yes also for fur babies as I have a large dog and two cats. I paid around 145.00

Posted by: Cheri at June 29, 2016 08:23 PM (TmVQX)

442 422 LA Businesses that ask a job applicant about his or her criminal history during the hiring process could be fined and forced to pay the applicant up to $500 under a new law being considered by city leaders.'
-----------------------
Ok. So just don't ask. Criminal histories are public records. They will show up in background checks.
Just to be safe. Make no mention of that history when not giving a job.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at June 29, 2016 08:16 PM (WVsWD)



"I'm not sure you're a good fit. We're looking for someone with knowledge of the underworld, preferably someone with a criminal record."

Waits ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 29, 2016 08:23 PM (oKE6c)

443 Truth be told he also traveled quite a bit

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 08:23 PM (zOTsN)

444 to be baffled by those who obsess over his admittedly enormous flaws while remaining blissfully silent about the flaws of Hillary

May they amount to a fart in a micro-burst.

Posted by: DaveA at June 29, 2016 08:23 PM (8J/Te)

445 May they amount to a fart in a micro-burst.

better still a fart in a derecho - it's summer.

Posted by: DaveA at June 29, 2016 08:24 PM (8J/Te)

446 LA Businesses that ask a job applicant about his or her criminal history during the hiring process could be fined and forced to pay the applicant up to $500 under a new law being considered by city leaders.'

-
This would seem to impair negligent entrustment and other negligent hiring type torts. How can an employer be held inliable for an employee raping a client if he wasn't allowed to ask those prior rape convictions?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 29, 2016 08:26 PM (Nwg0u)

447 441
Phoenixgirl - best one I've ever had. Yes also for fur babies as I have a large dog and two cats. I paid around 145.00

Posted by: Cheri at June 29, 2016 08:23 PM (TmVQX)

i have a roomba too.....i love that thing....but i wish it wasn't so flipping expensive....or i'd get another one for upstairs.......next time i get paid maybe i'll treat myself to the shark....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 29, 2016 08:26 PM (0O7c5)

448
Question: Who has made more serious speaking flubs, Donald Trump or Joe Biden?

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 29, 2016 08:27 PM (uuiN5)

449 So, the people who claim not to be bound by religion want to create their own blasphemy laws.

-
But they won't burn people at the stake because carbon footprint.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 29, 2016 08:28 PM (Nwg0u)

450
Tomorrow is 32 years for Mrs. MH and I. We've been replacing appliances doing home improvements. It's a card a dinner tomorrow Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 29, 2016 08:19 PM (voOPb)
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Congratulations!

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 29, 2016 08:28 PM (KlVdw)

451
Follow up question: Why isn't Joe Biden hated as much as the tv and radio tells us Donald Trump is?

Personally, I can't stand Joe Biden. I think a lot of people feel that way, too.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 29, 2016 08:29 PM (uuiN5)

452 The GOP platform should call for 80% nuclear power by 2040.

That might generate enough Dem tears for one (1) molten salt reactor - it'd be worth it.

Posted by: DaveA at June 29, 2016 08:29 PM (8J/Te)

453 448
Question: Who has made more serious speaking flubs, Donald Trump or Joe Biden?

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 29, 2016 08:27 PM (uuiN5)



I would watch a Trump-Biden debate on pay-per-view.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 08:29 PM (sdi6R)

454 We just see no real difference. Sleazy, dishonest, big government statists, the both of them....

Posted by: macleod at June 29, 2016 08:30 PM (Qf5bp)

455 I want the lawsuits to proceed. The climate change claims would be put to legal tests as to whether they meet the Daubert standard to be admitted into evidence. They do not.

If only we could get a message to Stalin and tell him what has happened...

Posted by: The Kulaks at June 29, 2016 08:31 PM (R9XV4)

456 447 Have a look at the Miele line. Very nice vacuums. We have two - a canister model and the upright I mentioned above. Both do very well on pet hair in the hands of a skilled operator.

Posted by: Weasel at June 29, 2016 08:32 PM (Sfs6o)

457 Vacuum cleaner talk? Okay, is there a decent combination vacuum/carpet shampooer?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 29, 2016 08:32 PM (jR7Wy)

458 Vacuum cleaner talk? Okay, is there a decent combination vacuum/carpet shampooer?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 29, 2016 08:32 PM (jR7Wy)

459 Vacuum cleaner talk? Okay, is there a decent combination vacuum/carpet shampooer?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 29, 2016 08:32 PM (jR7Wy)

460 What are you insinuating? /kiddingActually, I didn't know about it. I don't follow the local news at all.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 29, 2016 08:19 PM (oKE6c)

=============
Reading between the lines, it may have been the gf who killed the other two and then herself. I wonder why her dead bf didnt provide for her since it sounds like she did care for him when he was so sick.

http://goo.gl/ieOXVa

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 29, 2016 08:32 PM (iQIUe)

461 Eris got's to know.

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2016 08:33 PM (qUNWi)

462 457/458/459 - uh oh.

Posted by: Weasel at June 29, 2016 08:33 PM (Sfs6o)

463 Does anybody know if CPS or Social Workers or any arm of the state investigated the parents of those 3 Idaho Muslims that did those unspeakable things to that 5 year old girl.

Seriously, are they getting a Sharia bypass along with protection from Wendy the DOJ officer of speech and thought crimes?

It raises my blood pressure to strike levels knowing the Dems want to openly jail opinions they disagree with and they have 136 co sponsors in a House Bill making it a crime to talk bad about Muslims.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 29, 2016 08:33 PM (qlpyb)

464 456
447 Have a look at the Miele line. Very nice vacuums. We have two - a
canister model and the upright I mentioned above. Both do very well on
pet hair in the hands of a skilled operator.

Posted by: Weasel at June 29, 2016 08:32 PM (Sfs6o)
i don't like bags......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 29, 2016 08:33 PM (0O7c5)

465 Someone go grab the vacuum cleaner. Eris spilled comments all over the floor.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 29, 2016 08:33 PM (GUBah)

466 449 So, the people who claim not to be bound by religion want to create their own blasphemy laws.

-
But they won't burn people at the stake because carbon footprint.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 29, 2016 08:28 PM (Nwg0u)


And they don't like guns, so that eliminates the bullet in the head in front of a pit favored by Commies of yore.

That leaves the tried and proven methods of hanging or crucifixion. Not much carbon footprint there.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 08:34 PM (sdi6R)

467 459 Vacuum cleaner talk? Okay, is there a decent combination vacuum/carpet shampooer?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 29, 2016 08:32 PM (jR7Wy)

So nice he said it in triplicate.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 29, 2016 08:34 PM (3ZoRf)

468 464 bagophobe!

Posted by: Weasel at June 29, 2016 08:35 PM (Sfs6o)

469 Is there a good name-brand vacuum with an attachment for a penis pump?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 29, 2016 08:35 PM (+b2T3)

470 weasel

living in the desert and having the dog and two cats.....i vacuum twice a day....and the large canister vacuum fills up every day.....the bags alone would bankrupt me......plus, i'd forget to buy them

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 29, 2016 08:36 PM (0O7c5)

471 Whoa, triple post! Or, the shrooms are kicking in...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 29, 2016 08:36 PM (jR7Wy)

472 That leaves the tried and proven methods of hanging or crucifixion. Not much carbon footprint there.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 08:34 PM (sdi6R)


They'll just have their buddies the muzzies running around with machetes beheading the unbelievers.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 29, 2016 08:36 PM (GUBah)

473 "I realize many people dislike Donald Trump intensely, but I continue to
be baffled by those who obsess over his admittedly enormous flaws while
remaining blissfully silent about the flaws of Hillary -- or the
Democrats' not-even-hiding-it-any-longer embrace of totalitarianism."

Ace, if you're serious about wishing the RNC would have the balls to dump Trump at the convention (and if NeverHillary is the goal here, this is the best option for anyone who doesn't have a healthy faith in Trump's ability to get his shit together over the next few months), shouldn't we want NeverTrump in full, blazing fury until after the convention?

Going along to get along before the convention makes this almost certainly dead-on-arrival candidate (sure he sometimes polls competitively, but that's when things are most aligned in his favor, and he still polls as the loser) the candidate, and that basically cements these poll numbers, with a small chance of things picking up at the right moment, and the stars align to give us the other candidate who we also expect to be a disaster for conservatism, and who we'll again in 4 years be stuck choosing between him and another Too Horrible To Let Near Power candidate.

If I can extrapolate the few in-person Trump primary voters I've been able to talk to as representing the less politically engaged/less represented on the internet Trump supporters, they'll vote for whoever the Republican is and aren't particularly emotionally invested in Trump, and the more engaged, more vocal online Trump folks have asserted quite strongly that keeping Hillary and making supreme court appointments are more important than anything else (and they've displayed such character that I have no problem taking them at their word on this), so we can trust them all to fall in-line. And many Trump-receptive conservatives, including Ace on the podcast, have assured us that the Jew hating alti-righters are just like 8 guys, so I don't think they're gonna wind up winning us any swing states if we can keep them on the team.

So Ace, come on, at least until the convention, #RatherNotTrumpButIfItsHimOrHillary should be unwaveringly pro-general election defection, and pro-Hillary, if only as a bargaining position. That's how you make all the best deals!

Posted by: reform highlander at June 29, 2016 08:37 PM (xf3KI)

474
Rug cleaner?

Unless you're going to shampoo your carpets often, just rent one.

The GOOD carpet cleaners are expensive. Renting is a better option. If you opt for an "affordable" carpet cleaner/vacuum, it WILL NOT DO as good of a job as the Rug Doctors you can rent for cheap at Home Depot.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 29, 2016 08:37 PM (uuiN5)

475
War porn:

https://goo.gl/ooxGLO

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 29, 2016 08:37 PM (iQIUe)

476 Won't someone give poor Eris a recommendation?!

Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 29, 2016 08:37 PM (Dxa+Y)

477 weasel

lol....i'll add it to my list of bigotry......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 29, 2016 08:38 PM (0O7c5)

478 This time next year, things we say here or in conversation with our friends in meatspace will definitely be termed 'hate' speech. And they will be enough to get us jailed.

Posted by: Eromero at June 29, 2016 08:38 PM (zLDYs)

479 470 WeaselWoman vacuums 2 or three times a week - one dog, two cats - however, I suspect she does not vigorously observe the manufacturer's recommended bag change interval.

Posted by: Weasel at June 29, 2016 08:39 PM (Sfs6o)

480 I'm gonna use a lifeline here.

Can I call the DNC?

Posted by: The Donald at June 29, 2016 08:39 PM (fWLrt)

481
Rug Doctor does make a cheaper model for the homeowner. It does okay, according to the reviews. Do not buy a Bissell. They're cheaper but they stink.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 29, 2016 08:39 PM (uuiN5)

482 469 Is there a good name-brand vacuum with an attachment for a penis pump?


Isn't Kirby a gay enough name for ya?

Posted by: Roy at June 29, 2016 08:40 PM (fWLrt)

483 476 Won't someone give poor Eris a recommendation?!
Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 29, 2016 08:37 PM (Dxa+Y)
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I'm surprised nobody said "Paolo".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 29, 2016 08:41 PM (jR7Wy)

484 Olympic trials are on

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 08:41 PM (zOTsN)

485 I'm told that Average Joe likes to suck.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 29, 2016 08:42 PM (6FqZa)

486 469. Is there a good name-brand vacuum with an attachment for a penis pump?
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Shop-Vac

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 29, 2016 08:42 PM (voOPb)

487 484 they're having trials? Seems harsh.

Posted by: Weasel at June 29, 2016 08:42 PM (Sfs6o)

488 Best recommendation for carpet cleaner:

Replace all carpeting with wood or tile.

Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 29, 2016 08:42 PM (Dxa+Y)

489 484 Olympic trials are on
Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 08:41 PM (zOTsN)

What are the charges?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 29, 2016 08:43 PM (0mRoj)

490 Lawyering is an Olympic sport now?

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 08:43 PM (sdi6R)

491 484 Olympic trials are on
Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 08:41 PM (zOTsN)
---
"If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you..."

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 29, 2016 08:43 PM (jR7Wy)

492 Olympic trials are on


Guilty as hell.

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2016 08:43 PM (qUNWi)

493 Secretariat's State Department counts another coup.

"Gay men in Ivory Coast say they've been assaulted and forced to flee their homes after the U.S. Embassy published a photo of them signing a condolence book for victims of this month's killings at a gay nightclub in Orlando, Florida."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 29, 2016 08:43 PM (Nwg0u)

494 Men's breast stroke

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 08:44 PM (zOTsN)

495 Olympic trials are on

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 08:41 PM (zOTsN)


I may check that out. Game Two of the College World Series Finals is under a weather delay. Best two of three, Arizona won the first one over Coastal Carolina (this year's Cinderella team) last night 3-0.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 29, 2016 08:44 PM (GUBah)

496 The evidence before the court is incontrovertible- there's no need for the jury to retire....

Posted by: Weasel at June 29, 2016 08:44 PM (Sfs6o)

497 so when we spoke of Dem 'lists' we were right!
but that stupid Trump must be worse, there MUST be some bodies he has murdered, or money He stole from us ,and inational secruity he has sold for profit and power.

so yes Hillary should be the winner with all the power and ALL those agencies for instance IRS, Osha, oh heck DEA, FBI at her beck and call

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 08:44 PM (g6yUI)

498 I have a Bissel and hate it. I can barely get rid of a fresh, treated stain. I went cheap and regret it.

Posted by: Cheri at June 29, 2016 08:44 PM (TmVQX)

499 'Is there a good name-brand vacuum with an attachment for a penis pump? '

Once you go vac you never go back! I recommend the Erectosux but Hoover's will go both ways.

Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter at June 29, 2016 08:45 PM (BO/km)

500 493 Secretariat's State Department counts another coup.

"Gay men in Ivory Coast say they've been assaulted and forced to flee their homes after the U.S. Embassy published a photo of them signing a condolence book for victims of this month's killings at a gay nightclub in Orlando, Florida."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 29, 2016 08:43 PM (Nwg0u)

We are truly in the very best of hands.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 29, 2016 08:45 PM (0mRoj)

501 Forthechildren..

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 08:45 PM (g6yUI)

502 Guilty as hell.

It's Brasil. Pretty much the entire political class there deserves to be in prison

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 29, 2016 08:45 PM (6FqZa)

503

It's there. Just hovering over the plate. It's like I don't know you guys anymore

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 08:46 PM (zOTsN)

504
Olympic trials are on
Posted by: ThunderB


I say Hang Em!

Posted by: Olsen Johnson at June 29, 2016 08:46 PM (IqV8l)

505
Secretariat's State Department counts another coup.

"Gay men in Ivory Coast say they've been assaulted and forced to flee their homes after the U.S. Embassy published a photo of them signing a condolence book for victims of this month's killings at a gay nightclub in Orlando, Florida."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 29, 2016 08:43 PM (Nwg0u)
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Cultural illiteracy.

Posted by: iforgot at June 29, 2016 08:46 PM (5o5ek)

506 dems and lefts panic when Boosh was in power, His absolute misuse of power.
remember the good ole days when they cared?

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 08:46 PM (g6yUI)

507 #470

I'm amazed by the amount of fur produced by a single Border Collie. I don't miss the bags but the newer vacuum has to be emptied with every use and the filter washed out at least a couple times a month.

The small Eureka we've been using since my sister killed her big Hoover has been remarkably effective for the price. It was close to $100 when I bought but can now be had from Walmart for under $60. Originally I got it just for the stairs because the Hoover was far too heavy to use that way. Since the Hoover died I've been expecting the Eureka to have a short life span but so far so good. I doubt it will hold up for twenty years like my mother's old Kenmore but for the price it shouldn't be too great a burden to get another every two or three years.

I've also got a Dust Devil model that Fry's sold as a refurb for $26. It's still in the unopened box as a fallback in case the Eureka dies. For that price I wouldn't mind if it only lasts about six month but the idea of landfills filed with mountains of cheap dead vacuum cleaners is a concern. I do wonder what bits are recyclable and how labor intensive it is to recover them.

Posted by: Epobirs at June 29, 2016 08:47 PM (IdCqF)

508 Olympic trials on? Is it the mugging prevention competition or the how to prevent communicable disease competition?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 29, 2016 08:47 PM (MNgU2)

509 MUH PRINCIPLES!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 29, 2016 08:47 PM (4ErVI)

510 I would like to compete in the breast stroke.

I select Winona Ryder as my partner.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 29, 2016 08:47 PM (+b2T3)

511
We are truly in the very best of hands.
Posted by: Insomniac


Bottom. Men.

Posted by: Olsen Johnson at June 29, 2016 08:47 PM (IqV8l)

512 The Democrats have been following the playbook of the tobacco litigation for the last 20 years. That showed them the way. The best way to socialize the economy is through the courts, and then when you on the brink of winning, strike a deal to create a monopoly while cutting yourself in on the cash. That's what happened with the tobacco industry, with pharma and the hospitals in Obamacare, they tried to do the same thing with carbon credits, and now they're going after the oil companies. Pretty soon Exxon will have a monopoly on refining oil in the US in exchange for massive oil and gas taxes.

Posted by: bjk at June 29, 2016 08:47 PM (x2rNW)

513 466:That leaves the tried and proven methods of hanging or crucifixion. Not much carbon footprint there.
Posted by: rickl



No no no. You will be buried alive and suffocated by Gaia. For the Greater Good!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 29, 2016 08:47 PM (syGA0)

514 Top and bottom men, aka Hillary's staffers.

Posted by: bjk at June 29, 2016 08:49 PM (x2rNW)

515
Who knew sharks farted?

https://goo.gl/ukzhvS

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 29, 2016 08:49 PM (iQIUe)

516 imagine hillary stepping on your face forever.

please no

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 08:49 PM (g6yUI)

517 Swim trials are in Omaha

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 08:49 PM (zOTsN)

518
Actually, that was more of a shart than a fart.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 29, 2016 08:49 PM (iQIUe)

519 The caterwauling over Brexit woke up Kissinger. And as usual the old man sounds like real genius in the room.

http://tinyurl.com/gvvdfoh


Posted by: exdem13 at June 29, 2016 08:49 PM (ry4ab)

520 >>> Bottom. Men.

There are a lot of them that like that

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 29, 2016 08:50 PM (voOPb)

521 No no no. You will be buried alive and suffocated by Gaia. For the Greater Good!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 29, 2016 08:47 PM (syGA0)


Then composted for use in organic non-GMO community gardens in food desert neighborhoods.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 29, 2016 08:50 PM (GUBah)

522 And speaking of fascism, check Drudge's red headline.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 29, 2016 08:50 PM (Nwg0u)

523 While looking something else, I saw some meme about how homosexual unions were completely valued in Indian tribes and honored as "Two Spirits" and stupid homophobic white people were completely dissing Native culture. Right. Indian culture totally didn't depend on having kids, for one thing, right?

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at June 29, 2016 08:50 PM (FQKBL)

524 Yay! A willow sighting

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 29, 2016 08:50 PM (voOPb)

525 We'll bury your ass in the ground and plant corn on top of ya.

Posted by: Lyawatha Leaping Lizard at June 29, 2016 08:51 PM (BO/km)

526 514
Top and bottom men, aka Hillary's staffers.
------------------
I am NEVER hitting that.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 29, 2016 08:51 PM (ry4ab)

527 I do wonder what bits are recyclable and how labor intensive it is to recover them.

Posted by: Epobirs at June 29, 2016 08:47 PM (IdCqF)

The plastic cases and handles can go into the recycle bin. The electric motors and cord can go to the scrap yard. Bout the only thing you have to throw away are the filters.

At the scrap yard I co to the cord is at 45 cents a pound and the motors are 11 cents a pound.

Once you get the hang of it, they come apart easily and quick.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at June 29, 2016 08:51 PM (WVsWD)

528 489 484 Olympic trials are on
Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 08:41 PM (zOTsN)

What are the charges?
Posted by: Insomniac



For picking a disease riddled, crime ridden, seconds from political violence, country for the Olympics in the first place?

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 29, 2016 08:51 PM (syGA0)

529 Swim trials are in Omaha

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 08:49 PM (zOTsN)


Mmmm, good memories. I used to date a girl that had made it to the Olympic trials in swimming. Let's just say she had a lot of core muscle control.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 29, 2016 08:51 PM (GUBah)

530 'Who knew sharks farted?'

It's not something we really like to talk about.

Posted by: The remora at June 29, 2016 08:52 PM (BO/km)

531 NA totally supportive of gay marriage. I did not know that. I know that the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation has the highest rape rate in the nation. Real rape. Not UVA fantasy rape

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 08:53 PM (zOTsN)

532 507
#470

I'm amazed by the amount of fur produced by a single Border
Collie. I don't miss the bags but the newer vacuum has to be emptied
with every use and the filter washed out at least a couple times a
month.

-----------
Aren't border collies and shelties just self-propelled masses of hair with a tail and static-emitting tongue attached?

Posted by: exdem13 at June 29, 2016 08:53 PM (ry4ab)

533 Google it. I'm pretty sure that is him and "his story" complete with photos.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 29, 2016 08:02 PM (iQIUe)

*doffs cap, sadly, in remembrance of the Sloop New Dawn*

May her memory always be close at heart, Jim.

Damnit, now I want to go sailing.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 29, 2016 08:53 PM (WgTlh)

534 498 I have a Bissel and hate it. I can barely get rid of a fresh, treated stain. I went cheap and regret it.
Posted by: Cheri at June 29, 2016 08:44 PM (TmVQX)


I remember my mom having a Bissel when I was a kid in the 60s. I don't know whether she liked it or not. Maybe they were better then.

I have a Firestone canister vacuum cleaner in the attic which I think dates from the 50s. Yes, the tire company. My dad worked for them at the time.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 08:54 PM (sdi6R)

535 So the swim suits now go down to the knees. Men's too. Very tight fitting but reminiscent of old timey bathing suits

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 08:54 PM (zOTsN)

536 Who knew sharks farted?

https://goo.gl/ukzhvS

-
The cage! It does nothing!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 29, 2016 08:54 PM (Nwg0u)

537 I went to lunch today at a place that specializes in charcuterie platters.

This week they also have Charc Week platters. It sounded kind of gross though so I ordered land animal.

Posted by: stace...TEXIT at June 29, 2016 08:55 PM (ozZau)

538
2016 is half over.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 29, 2016 08:55 PM (uuiN5)

539 533
*doffs cap, sadly, in remembrance of the Sloop New Dawn*

May her memory always be close at heart, Jim.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 29, 2016 08:53 PM (WgTlh)


I've been on the internet for a long time and I remember him posting as Jim, Sloop New Dawn for many years.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 08:56 PM (sdi6R)

540 Not gonna read through 500 comments to see if anyone else has pointed it out, but it's obvious to anybody who pays attention to how the Dems operate. They'll be anti-BigOil until they gain complete control of the oil supply, at which time they can sell permission to be in the oil business.

Posted by: davidt at June 29, 2016 08:56 PM (XVTvT)

541 We are not voting our way out of our predicament.


Plan accordingly.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 29, 2016 08:56 PM (Z/FKv)

542 There's still half left!

Posted by: The Infernal Optimist at June 29, 2016 08:57 PM (BO/km)

543 i decided a while ago i hate carpet and i had a rug doctor ,i like sleek clean floors. mopre work perhaps but at least it's clean when you clean it, rugs that can be dragged outside are enough for me to try to keep hairless and kid spill free

mytwocents

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 08:57 PM (g6yUI)

544 I'm amazed by the amount of fur produced by a single Border
Collie.

-
My black lab is getting older, nine years, and he's shedding like nobody's business.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 29, 2016 08:57 PM (Nwg0u)

545 Posted by: Kreplach at June 29, 2016 08:56 PM (Z/FKv)
========================================


What he said.

Posted by: grammie winger, 2 Chronicles 7:14 at June 29, 2016 08:58 PM (dFi94)

546 I seem to recall Hillary declaring that dissent is the highest form of patriotism. Now dissent will get you sent to the gulag, and only affirmative support for the government's fantasy of the future will be tolerated.

I'm not happy with Trumps flip/flops on policies and issues, but his oscillations are down in the noise compared to the Democrats.

Posted by: Socratease at June 29, 2016 08:58 PM (FqHs5)

547 I have no power over the democrats, they never had a shot for my donations, my feet on the ground, my vocal support or my vote. So why exactly should I be speaking out against Hillary Clinton on any regular basis other than to say, see how terrible the Democrat is? See how you lunatics picked, yet again, the one man who was guaranteed to ensure the democrat wins the election?

Posted by: astonerii at June 29, 2016 08:58 PM (o/DjS)

548
No carpets. No lawns.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 29, 2016 08:58 PM (uuiN5)

549 538


2016 is half over.
-------
Can we hit the fast forward button and end it quick before something really "interesting" happens?

Posted by: exdem13 at June 29, 2016 08:59 PM (ry4ab)

550 2016 is half over.

-
I hope that was the bad half because if not, boy howdy!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 29, 2016 08:59 PM (Nwg0u)

551 lets not say we're doomed lets start brain storming with all right leaning blogs and figure out how to legally fight these chts

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 08:59 PM (g6yUI)

552 >>>which apparently includes investigating energy companies who misled shareholders about global warming.

I'm having difficulty processing this. Are there actually shareholders who would not have invested in company X if company X had confessed "we cause global qarming"?

Aren't shareholders mainly interested in dividends? If they were that concerned about ecology, wouldn't they not have invested in a petroleum company in the first place?

Posted by: Yuimetal at June 29, 2016 09:00 PM (5xn5w)

553
Darwin Award. Dont try this at home, kids:

https://goo.gl/cTUPVq

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 29, 2016 09:00 PM (iQIUe)

554 541
We are not voting our way out of our predicament.


Plan accordingly.
--------------
So, you are saying we should vote on 5.56 mm, 7.62mm, .223, .308,.300, .276, and 6.7mm then?

Posted by: exdem13 at June 29, 2016 09:00 PM (ry4ab)

555 'See how you lunatics picked,'

You ain't talking to me are you?

Posted by: f'd at June 29, 2016 09:01 PM (BO/km)

556 >>>No carpets. No lawns.

I did not listen to my father when he said get a condo and fuck yard work. Now I fantasize about filling my yard with gravel/mulch/moss/concrete/anything but grass

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 29, 2016 09:01 PM (+b2T3)

557 Posted by: Yuimetal at June 29, 2016 09:00 PM (5xn5w)
=========================================


Shhhh. You'll get them all mixed up.

Posted by: grammie winger, 2 Chronicles 7:14 at June 29, 2016 09:01 PM (dFi94)

558 Bruce - that link was hilarious about shark farts. Loved some of the comments. "Excuuusseee me, I'm gassy, I ate a little Mexican"

Posted by: Cheri at June 29, 2016 09:02 PM (TmVQX)

559 523 While looking something else, I saw some meme about how homosexual unions were completely valued in Indian tribes and honored as "Two Spirits" and stupid homophobic white people were completely dissing Native culture. Right. Indian culture totally didn't depend on having kids, for one thing, right?
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at June 29, 2016 08:50 PM (FQKBL)



How did Indian culture work out for them?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 29, 2016 09:02 PM (oKE6c)

560 Lots of "concern" tonight.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 29, 2016 09:02 PM (syGA0)

561 Pave it BSguy and make a Banana Buggy track. I'd come over for that.

Posted by: f'd at June 29, 2016 09:03 PM (BO/km)

562 544 I'm amazed by the amount of fur produced by a single Border
Collie.
-
My black lab is getting older, nine years, and he's shedding like nobody's business.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 29, 2016 08:57 PM (Nwg0u)[/i


How much? Maybe a hundred milliGoldens worth, where one Golden is the fur shed by a golden retriever in a day?

But they're worth it. They shed fur and love in equal measure.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 29, 2016 09:03 PM (oKE6c)

563 Oops.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 29, 2016 09:04 PM (oKE6c)

564 But, but, but Jay, it was all honoring nature and crap and you're just an evil homphobic white male.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at June 29, 2016 09:04 PM (FQKBL)

565 Woo-hoooo! Only four more garbage days to go, then I'm never taking out the garbage again, till death do us part.

Posted by: grammie winger, 2 Chronicles 7:14 at June 29, 2016 09:04 PM (dFi94)

566 Now I fantasize about filling my yard with gravel/mulch/moss/concrete/anything but grass

Somedays I'd like to set the cutting height at till.

Posted by: DaveA at June 29, 2016 09:05 PM (8J/Te)

567 When the shark farts we beat the dog.

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2016 09:05 PM (qUNWi)

568 gramma, haha, is that in your prenups?

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 09:05 PM (g6yUI)

569 "Longtime Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin
said in a legal proceeding that Clinton did not want the private emails
that she mixed in with State Department emails on her private computer
server to be accessible to "anybody," according to transcripts released
Wednesday."


Like any rational person having to use a government/business e-mail account for their job, in order to keep her personal e-mail private she used a private e-mail account for her personal shiite?

Hell No!

To keep her personal shit private she used her private e-mail account for all gov/business use.

That is really her alibi, she is really fucking stupid. Like a convicted murderer claiming to be 'impaired' to avoid the death penalty

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 29, 2016 09:05 PM (P/kVC)

570 Darwin Award. Dont try this at home, kids:

https://goo.gl/cTUPVq

-
Video killed the internet star.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 29, 2016 09:06 PM (Nwg0u)

571 512 The Democrats have been following the playbook of the tobacco litigation for the last 20 years. That showed them the way. The best way to socialize the economy is through the courts, and then when you on the brink of winning, strike a deal to create a monopoly while cutting yourself in on the cash. That's what happened with the tobacco industry, with pharma and the hospitals in Obamacare, they tried to do the same thing with carbon credits, and now they're going after the oil companies. Pretty soon Exxon will have a monopoly on refining oil in the US in exchange for massive oil and gas taxes.
Posted by: bjk at June 29, 2016 08:47 PM (x2rNW)



They're starting to do that with e-cigs now. Right now there are lots of small companies making them. There is a push on to tax them the same as cigarettes, and to have the FDA regulate them as drug delivery systems.

The government doesn't like to lose the tax revenue from cigarettes, and the pharmaceutical industry doesn't like that their sales of nicotine gum and patches have plummeted since e-cigs caught on.

When this all shakes out, the small e-cig companies will all be driven out of business or owned by Big Tobacco and Big Pharma.

If this had anything to do with concern for public health, the government would be giving incentives to smokers to switch to e-cigs. Obviously, it has nothing whatsoever to do with public health.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 09:06 PM (sdi6R)

572 Learn from the grave mistakes of other men before you: no women wants a gift that is practical or useful. Women just don't appreciate tools the way men do.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 29, 2016 08:02 PM (pAlYe)


Not necessarily true. Mrs.Muse absolutely loved the Shop-Vac I gave to her as a Christmas present a couple of years ago.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 29, 2016 09:06 PM (mHKcx)

573
If you think there is wailing now, just wait until next week when they release the Chillicott Report on Iraq. The leftys think Tony Blair is going to be arrested for war crimes. lol

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 29, 2016 09:06 PM (iQIUe)

574 Grammies gonna be a ho(a)rder?

Posted by: f'd at June 29, 2016 09:06 PM (BO/km)

575
We cut the lawn. We water the lawn so it will grow...so we can cut it. Water. Cut. Water. Cut. Water..

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 29, 2016 09:07 PM (uuiN5)

576 gramma, haha, is that in your prenups?

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 09:05 PM (g6yUI)
======================================

Oh ya, willow. I have a list. Garbage duty is in the top three.

Posted by: grammie winger, 2 Chronicles 7:14 at June 29, 2016 09:07 PM (dFi94)

577 They shed fur and love in equal measure.

-
Yeah.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 29, 2016 09:08 PM (Nwg0u)

578 Anonosaurus I have a yellow lab and it is the same. Pet stores make a moisture lotion just for this problem and it really helps. Not harmful if they lick it.

Posted by: Cheri at June 29, 2016 09:08 PM (TmVQX)

579
The leftys think Tony Blair is going to be arrested for war crimes. lol
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!


Just heard some Scot on the John Batchelor show saying Brexit will never happen. Unconstitutional. People didn't know what they were doing. Vote was too close...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 29, 2016 09:09 PM (IqV8l)

580 Grammies gonna be a ho(a)rder?

Posted by: f'd at June 29, 2016 09:06 PM (BO/km)
=======================================

Gosh, I'm at that point in my life where I'd gladly hire a dumpster and throw most everything in it. Who needs all this stuff anyway.

Posted by: grammie winger, 2 Chronicles 7:14 at June 29, 2016 09:09 PM (dFi94)

581 564 But, but, but Jay, it was all honoring nature and crap and you're just an evil homphobic white male.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at June 29, 2016 09:04 PM (FQKBL)



Yep. Glad you noticed.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 29, 2016 09:10 PM (oKE6c)

582 353
#ImWithHer

Posted by: Ben Howe

Fcuk that guy in particular

Posted by: random lurker at June 29, 2016 09:10 PM (+tRIN)

583 @466: "And they don't like guns, so that eliminates the bullet in the head in front of a pit favored by Commies of yore."

No, they just don't like guns in the hands of the peasantry. They've upgunned the police and assorted Federal agencies quite extensively.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at June 29, 2016 09:10 PM (rznWS)

584 grammie, when our last mastiff passed on, i said ok that's it no more pets, because I am the one thsat does all dog duty,, after a couple of years spouse was, o my i sure miss ___, let's get another, i will take care of the dog this time"

sure, so i have had dog -cat (kids animal) fish (other kids pet) and birds, neighbors moved and gave to daughter. so here i am at the same deal

whispers, don't trust deals!'

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 09:10 PM (g6yUI)

585 Oh, she's getting a slave to take out the trash. A slave to love I'm sure.

What is it that you have to do every day in return grammie?

Posted by: f'd at June 29, 2016 09:10 PM (BO/km)

586
I look at these celeb real estates sites and nothing bugs me more than multi million dollar houses with no grass for the poor dog. When you are paying that much for a piece of real estate you shd have a pool and a descent patch of grass for the pup. It's only fair.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 29, 2016 09:11 PM (iQIUe)

587 While looking something else, I saw some meme about how homosexual unions were completely valued in Indian tribes and honored as "Two Spirits" and stupid homophobic white people were completely dissing Native culture. Right.

-
The moon shines tonight on butchy Red Wing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 29, 2016 09:11 PM (Nwg0u)

588 See how you lunatics picked, yet again, the one man who was guaranteed to ensure the democrat wins the election?
Posted by: astonerii at June 29, 2016 08:58 PM (o/DjS)

*****

The door back to Tepid Gas is <<<<<<<< that way. Your concern is noted.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 09:11 PM (YLidQ)

589
Unconstitutional. People didn't know what they were doing. Vote was too close...

Heh.

Especially the "too close" one.
What is this T-Ball? We get "do-overs?"

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 29, 2016 09:11 PM (uuiN5)

590 Trump is the worst candidate, except for the only other one who might be elected.

I'm a libertarian, and I wish a libertarian could be elected, but it's not happening.

Everyone, please hold your nose and vote Trump.

Posted by: mr_jack at June 29, 2016 09:11 PM (M59SC)

591 there is one positive in moving. cleaning out all the things you really didn't care for in the first place.

streamline

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 09:12 PM (g6yUI)

592 I'm amazed at how many yuuuuuuuge wind farms there are here, especially around Sweetwater.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 29, 2016 07:56 PM (Y8fMP)


Everybody loves graft so long as they're the ones getting it!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 29, 2016 09:12 PM (wYnyS)

593
Just heard some Scot on the John Batchelor show saying Brexit will never happen. Unconstitutional. People didn't know what they were doing. Vote was too close...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 29, 2016 09:09 PM (IqV8l)

==========
Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 29, 2016 09:13 PM (iQIUe)

594 Gosh, I'm at that point in my life where I'd gladly hire a dumpster and throw most everything in it. Who needs all this stuff anyway.

Posted by: grammie winger, 2 Chronicles 7:14 at June 29, 2016 09:09 PM (dFi94)

****
When I last mkved I tossed 2 dump truck loads and one 15 yard dumpster worth of stuff. My daughter will thank me one day, though I will not be on this rock to hear it.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 09:13 PM (YLidQ)

595

Your vote counts...but only if you vote the right way.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 29, 2016 09:13 PM (uuiN5)

596 Not necessarily true. Mrs.Muse absolutely loved the Shop-Vac I gave to her as a Christmas present a couple of years ago.

That's what she wants you to think.

She's plotting.

And you will pay for that gift. PAY!

Posted by: blaster at June 29, 2016 09:14 PM (2Ocf1)

597 whispers, don't trust deals!'

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 09:10 PM (g6yUI)
======================================

I said no more heartaches/no more pets. He agrees. Lost his cat last year and he said, I can't do this again. I hope we can stick to it. I hope.

Posted by: grammie winger, 2 Chronicles 7:14 at June 29, 2016 09:14 PM (dFi94)

598 Email question for the horde:

Someone seems to be able to access my email for some reason.

When I look under recent "activity," someone seems to have accessed my email using Chrome (I use IE, I know, I know) about 9 hours ago. Nine hours ago I was on the road.

It's been going on for a while, so I changed my password but it's still happening. Should I just get a new email addy and ditch this one? Or is it something else?

Thanks.

Posted by: Blano at June 29, 2016 09:14 PM (heN73)

599 A day or so ago, I posted a link to an article about how the California legislature is passing a bill that will require the three remaining Catholic based colleges to stop requiring students to profess their faith, attend chapel, teach certain Bible chapters , or provide any text or literature, both written and in verbal lesson in class that in anyway offends LGBT students. IF they don't they will lose all CA funding , and will not be shielded from lawsuits from LGBT students offended.

CardinalNewmansociety.org has the full details.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 29, 2016 09:15 PM (PiuBB)

600 grammie, it's tough, they really become so important , and when failing it's total mysery.

yeah i WONT allow this again.
after this one that's it!

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 09:15 PM (g6yUI)

601 misery even

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 09:15 PM (g6yUI)

602 When I look under recent "activity," someone seems to have accessed my email using Chrome (I use IE, I know, I know) about 9 hours ago. Nine hours ago I was on the road.

So what version of IE is that?

If you can't tell, I'll just check.

Oh, okay.

That Chrome won't be showing up anymore.

Posted by: Bob at NSA at June 29, 2016 09:16 PM (2Ocf1)

603 When I last mkved I tossed 2 dump truck loads and
one 15 yard dumpster worth of stuff. My daughter will thank me one day,
though I will not be on this rock to hear it.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 09:13 PM (YLidQ)
===============================================

I hear ya. Two years ago a close relative passed away. We had to hire three of the largest dumpsters they had. What an ordeal.

Posted by: grammie winger, 2 Chronicles 7:14 at June 29, 2016 09:16 PM (dFi94)

604 572 Learn from the grave mistakes of other men before you: no women wants a gift that is practical or useful. Women just don't appreciate tools the way men do.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 29, 2016 08:02 PM (pAlYe)

Not necessarily true. Mrs.Muse absolutely loved the Shop-Vac I gave to her as a Christmas present a couple of years ago.
Posted by: OregonMuse at June 29, 2016 09:06 PM (


Gives OM the big thumbs up

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 29, 2016 09:16 PM (voOPb)

605 Obviously, it has nothing whatsoever to do with public health.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 09:06 PM (sdi6R)



Based on extensive observation over many years, NOTHING the government does has anything to do with actual public good!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 29, 2016 09:16 PM (wYnyS)

606 Blano, i noticed you needed help cleaning out mail.
soo...

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 09:17 PM (g6yUI)

607 Nice to see willow delurk.

This is not new for the Democratic Party. Check out a meeting of the San Francisco Democratic Party Central Committee sometime. The party platforms have little practical impact. They are used as a sop to party hacks and minions who get off on long meetings arguing the picayune.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 29, 2016 09:17 PM (EZebt)

608 Trump is the worst candidate, except for the only other one who might be elected.

-
Rombley said his son told him yesterday that he should run.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 29, 2016 09:17 PM (Nwg0u)

609 Hillary and the democrats are going to send me to the Gulag but it will all be worth it when I can gloat about how stupid Trump voters were!!!

Posted by: TriggerWarning at June 29, 2016 09:17 PM (DncGp)

610 It's been going on for a while, so I changed my password but it's still happening. Should I just get a new email addy and ditch this one? Or is it something else?

Thanks.
Posted by: Blano at June 29, 2016 09:14 PM (heN73)

*****
A change in password should do it, unless your primary device has a keylogger installed on it. Do you have a previously unused (on the web) machine to change your password again?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 09:17 PM (YLidQ)

611 i love tools and use them so that can be a wrong assertion.

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 09:18 PM (g6yUI)

612 599 A day or so ago, I posted a link to an article about how the California legislature is passing a bill that will require the three remaining Catholic based colleges to stop requiring students to profess their faith, attend chapel, teach certain Bible chapters , or provide any text or literature, both written and in verbal lesson in class that in anyway offends LGBT students. IF they don't they will lose all CA funding , and will not be shielded from lawsuits from LGBT students offended.

CardinalNewmansociety.org has the full details.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 29, 2016 09:15 PM (PiuBB)


Then they have to stop taking state funding. "King's Shilling" and all that.

Likewise the states need to start standing on their own two feet so they can tell the Feds to piss off.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 09:18 PM (sdi6R)

613 Should I just get a new email addy and ditch this one? Or is it something else?



Thanks.

Posted by: Blano at June 29, 2016 09:14 PM (heN73)
=============================================

How creepy! I would shut it down and start fresh. Which is probably going to be time consuming if you have accounts linked to your original email. Still.

Posted by: grammie winger, 2 Chronicles 7:14 at June 29, 2016 09:18 PM (dFi94)

614 speaking of which how does one change password on the hotmail thingy?

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 09:18 PM (g6yUI)

615 @608, good lord! I hope you're kidding...I was just thinking how nice it is not to hear from Romney in a while.

Posted by: IC at June 29, 2016 09:19 PM (KTFfX)

616 "67
The GOP platform should call for 80% nuclear power by 2040.





And no containment structures either. Just to troll the enviros.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 29, 2016 06:53 PM (8ZskC)"


Most of the plants that convert CO2 in the atmosphere into oxygen are not in the tropical rain forests but in the coastal waters where the nutrients are close enough to the surface that the sunlight penetrates and encourages the growth of plankton. Out in the middle of the oceans the nutrients are a couple of miles down at the bottom and the sunlight only penetrates a few feet. That is why the ocean is green near the shore and looks blue out where you can't see the shore any more.

The solution to global warming, obviously, is to provide nutrients out in the middle of the blue water oceans. Where can we get these nutrients? The sewers of cities all over the world are full of nutrients. Build pipelines to carry raw sewerage from all the world's ocean side cities and carry it a few hundred miles out to sea where it can be sprayed on the surface of the oceans, where it will cause plankton blooms that will remove tons of carbon dioxide from the atmosphere.

For some reason, every hard core environmentalist I have told that to absolutely hates that plan, although they cannot come up with any scientific objection other than that it is icky.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 29, 2016 09:19 PM (QHgTq)

617 Good thing willow showed about time for a new thread.

Posted by: blaster at June 29, 2016 09:19 PM (2Ocf1)

618 There is one hue of the Democrat coalition that thinks about "climate change." It isn't African Americans.

Posted by: cm9000 at June 29, 2016 09:19 PM (2TUVm)

619 What is this T-Ball? We get "do-overs?"

-
If it were Ireland, they could call a Mulligan.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 29, 2016 09:20 PM (Nwg0u)

620 willow - I think if you go into your settings there is an option to do that. I am bad at this so this advice might be total crap.

Posted by: grammie winger, 2 Chronicles 7:14 at June 29, 2016 09:21 PM (dFi94)

621 558 Bruce - that link was hilarious about shark farts. Loved some of the comments. "Excuuusseee me, I'm gassy, I ate a little Mexican"
Posted by: Cheri at June 29, 2016 09:02 PM (TmVQX)

=======

If only someone had an underwater torch. That would have been interesting. lol

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 29, 2016 09:21 PM (iQIUe)

622 This platform is a concern, yes, but let us remember that Donald Trump once employed a campaign managers who yanked on a woman's coat sleeve in a media scrum. How's that for fascism?

And let us not also forget that he once suggested that people may have biases due to their ethnic identities. Judges even!

Such a man is not fit--if he even is a man. I fear he may be the Antichrist.

Keep your lowly pragmatism, I suppose, if you will. As for myself, I have a conscience to answer to. I shall hold on dear to my principle and write in Cristo Buckely. I believe he would make a fine statesman and may do very well as a write-in.

Posted by: Stalwart Conservative Standing Upon Principles Upon Which I Stand Stalwartly at June 29, 2016 09:21 PM (h/Rst)

623 blaster sometimes the blog g-d denies me my power

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 09:21 PM (g6yUI)

624 I hear ya. Two years ago a close relative passed away. We had to hire three of the largest dumpsters they had. What an ordeal.
Posted by: grammie winger, 2 Chronicles 7:14 at June 29, 2016 09:16 PM (dFi94)

*****

My Uncle was a hoarder, who used 40 years to fill up a 5 bedroom, 4 bath house with a basement and a 3 car garage with crap. Good God, the mess....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 09:21 PM (YLidQ)

625 I would move To Idaho but guess what group of migrants they just put in there?

Posted by: ting hung lo at June 29, 2016 09:21 PM (xZc4z)

626 It's so ironic when the fascists call you a fascist.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 29, 2016 09:21 PM (1ijHg)

627 grammie i am too, the last time i tried to do a password thing i couldn't get my acct back without picture ID LOL.


so i don't wanna try without really knowing i won't frik it up

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 09:22 PM (g6yUI)

628 495
I may check that out. Game Two of the College World Series Finals is under a weather delay. Best two of three, Arizona won the first one over Coastal Carolina (this year's Cinderella team) last night 3-0.
Posted by: Country Singer at June 29, 2016 08:44 PM
-------------------------
No, no, no!
Arizona won Monday 3-0.
Co Carolina won last night 5-4.
So tonight's game, if they ever can play it, will be the final.

Go Beach Chickens!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 29, 2016 09:23 PM (T/5A0)

629 I was just thinking how nice it is not to hear from Romney in a while.

-
Rombley said despite his son's plea, he won't jump in.

http://tinyurl.com/zhdkqrq

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 29, 2016 09:23 PM (Nwg0u)

630 Blano, i noticed you needed help cleaning out mail.
soo...

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 09:17 PM (g6yUI)

Phew, thanks!!

I thought 3,800 emails in my box might be a bit much.

Posted by: Blano at June 29, 2016 09:23 PM (heN73)

631 i would looove to have a dumpster lose its way and find it outside my house for free, unbelievable how much stuff my children leave to me to take care of for them .

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 09:24 PM (g6yUI)

632 And then there is Jonah Goldberg, who says that neither Hillary nor Trump should be president.

Hey Fucktard!

Who is going to do the least damage?

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 29, 2016 09:24 PM (1ijHg)

633 Based on Lynch's meeting with Pres. Clinton: congrats, the US is now officially a banana republic, with, almost inexplicably, no bananas.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 29, 2016 09:24 PM (QdAXQ)

634 622
And let us not also forget that he once suggested that people may have biases due to their ethnic identities. Judges even!

Posted by: Stalwart Conservative Standing Upon Principles Upon Which I Stand Stalwartly at June 29, 2016 09:21 PM (h/Rst)



That's shocking. Can you imagine?

Posted by: Sonia Sotomayor at June 29, 2016 09:25 PM (sdi6R)

635 And then there is Jonah Goldberg, who says that neither Hillary nor Trump should be president.

That's not the choice we have.

Wishcasting.

Posted by: blaster at June 29, 2016 09:25 PM (2Ocf1)

636 Blano, gakl! ok, well that's a little more work than i want right now.

srsly? i would just delete everything and start fresh with a note to anyone that cared or mattered for a fresh start

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 09:25 PM (g6yUI)

637 btw,
Jonah Goldberg is STILL pissed about Trump saying he couldn't afford a pair of pants.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 29, 2016 09:26 PM (1ijHg)

638 A change in password should do it, unless your primary device has a keylogger installed on it. Do you have a previously unused (on the web) machine to change your password again?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 09:17 PM (YLidQ)

Changing the password didn't help. Don't think I have a keylogger (depending on where they go, I've unhooked the desktop and moved a few times, didn't notice anything unusual), and no, no other machine. I'm on the laptop at work at the moment.

Posted by: Blano at June 29, 2016 09:26 PM (heN73)

639
Build pipelines to carry raw sewerage from all the world's ocean side cities and carry it a few hundred miles out to sea where it can be sprayed on the surface of the oceans, where it will cause plankton blooms that will remove tons of carbon dioxide from the atmosphere.

Use tanker ships

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 29, 2016 09:26 PM (IqV8l)

640 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 29, 2016 09:23 PM (T/5A0)



I must be in a time warp! Totally forgot today was Wednesday! My bad...hate I missed last night...

Posted by: Country Singer at June 29, 2016 09:27 PM (GUBah)

641 i would love to live in a small one bedroom one bathroom shack by a nice water source and not need more than a wood stove, maybe 500 sq feet or so at the most

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 09:27 PM (g6yUI)

642
And then there is Jonah Goldberg, who says that neither Hillary nor Trump should be president.

Run Jonah Run!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 29, 2016 09:27 PM (IqV8l)

643 Then who, Joanh Goldberg? These are these choices we have and realists have to make that decision, we all can't live in your fantasy world.

Posted by: IC at June 29, 2016 09:27 PM (KTFfX)

644 Based on Lynch's meeting with Pres. Clinton: congrats, the US is now officially a banana republic, with, almost inexplicably, no bananas.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 29, 2016 09:24 PM (QdAXQ)

*****

Yeah, they used to hide this shit. Now, they don't even care if we know.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 09:27 PM (YLidQ)

645
This platform is a concern, yes, but let us remember that Donald Trump once employed a campaign managers who yanked on a woman's coat sleeve in a media scrum. How's that for fascism?
Posted by: Stalwart Conservative Standing




First they came for the Publicity Whoring Scrunts, and I did not speak out

Because I was not a Publicity Whoring Scrunt.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 29, 2016 09:28 PM (kdS6q)

646 >>>And then there is Jonah Goldberg, who says that neither Hillary nor Trump should be president.
-----
Well what other choices do we have? These fvcking knuckleheads who live in a vacuum and don't have to make decisions

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 29, 2016 09:28 PM (voOPb)

647 Use tanker ships

On the gooood ship
Lollyplop

Posted by: Swirly Temple at June 29, 2016 09:28 PM (BO/km)

648 Read the FCC article Drudge is pimping and want to know who was the Republican bitch? Who filed a complaint after not making the cut-off after 17! candidates. Pussy.

Posted by: Jean at June 29, 2016 09:29 PM (Doh4+)

649
the US is now officially a banana republic, with, almost inexplicably, no bananas.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn


If we actually had bananas would they meet the EU standards for shape?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 29, 2016 09:29 PM (IqV8l)

650 >>>>>>And then there is Jonah Goldberg, who says that neither Hillary nor Trump should be president.

Hey Fucktard!

Who is going to do the least damage?
____

Ah, the intellectual speaks. As William F. Buckley said, salty language is the tell of a hollow mind.

And yours is more hollow than most, I gather.

If you want to try some wisdom on that salty tongue of yours, try digesting this:

"Of two evils, choose neither." - Benjamin Harrington Beswick III, Author - "The Conservative Mind"

Posted by: Stalwart Conservative Standing Upon Principles Upon Which I Stand Stalwartly at June 29, 2016 09:29 PM (h/Rst)

651 Blano, gakl! ok, well that's a little more work than i want right now.

srsly? i would just delete everything and start fresh with a note to anyone that cared or mattered for a fresh start

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 09:25 PM (g6yUI)

I think that's what I'll do, but is there anywhere I can go besides gmail, peeps?

Posted by: Blano at June 29, 2016 09:29 PM (heN73)

652 When I was in elementary school, we sang this song in class. That ain't happening anymore.

There once was an Indian maid,
A shy little prairie maid,
Who sang a lay, a love song gay,
As on the plain she'd while away the day;

She loved a warrior bold,
This shy little maid of old,
But brave and gay, he rode one day
To battle far away.

Chorus:
Now, the moon shines tonight on pretty Red Wing
The breeze is sighing, the night bird's crying,
For afar 'neath his star her brave is sleeping,
While Red Wing's weeping her heart away.

[Chorus:]
She watched for him day and night,
She kept all the campfires bright,
And under the sky, each night she would lie,
And dream about his coming by and by;

But when all the braves returned,
The heart of Red Wing yearned,
For far, far away, her warrior gay,
Fell bravely in the fray.

Now, the moon shines tonight on pretty Red Wing
The breeze is sighing, the night bird's crying,
For afar 'neath his star her brave is sleeping,
While Red Wing's weeping her heart away.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 29, 2016 09:29 PM (Nwg0u)

653 And then there is Jonah Goldberg, who says that neither Hillary nor Trump should be president.

so is there a Great candidate just waiting to step up?

how about a thatcher or goldimeir, reagan ,,oh the good ones aren't available

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 09:30 PM (g6yUI)

654 i would love to live in a small one bedroom one bathroom shack by a nice water source and not need more than a wood stove, maybe 500 sq feet or so at the most
Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 09:27 PM (g6yUI)

*******

My retirement plans include living in a travel trailer on a river that feeds the lake I use.

It. Will. Be. Awesome.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 09:30 PM (YLidQ)

655 Yeah I was runnin crap out to the shit farms.

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2016 09:30 PM (qUNWi)

656 It hasn't been that all that long that we just dumped raw sewage right out into the sea - not hundreds of miles away. I lived in Greece in 89 and they just ran it out about 150 yards into the Med.

Posted by: blaster at June 29, 2016 09:30 PM (2Ocf1)

657 The College WS will start in approx. an hour (10:30 EST). GO Myrtle Beach U!!! I actually had to look up where Coastal Carolina U was. Near Myrtle Beach. Good to know where my new favorite team ever is from. If Arizona wins, I'll jump on there bandwagon. I'm flexible like that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 29, 2016 09:30 PM (syGA0)

658 Blano, im the wrong person to ask what a secure mail is, or even how to keep it secure.
but im sure many here know

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 09:31 PM (g6yUI)

659 "569
"Longtime Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin

said in a legal proceeding that Clinton did not want the private emails

that she mixed in with State Department emails on her private computer

server to be accessible to "anybody," according to transcripts released

Wednesday."


Like any rational person having to use a
government/business e-mail account for their job, in order to keep her
personal e-mail private she used a private e-mail account for her
personal shiite?

Hell No!

To keep her personal shit private she used her private e-mail account for all gov/business use.

That
is really her alibi, she is really fucking stupid. Like a convicted
murderer claiming to be 'impaired' to avoid the death penalty



Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 29, 2016 09:05 PM (P/kVC)"


Weren't the lefties all upset that Bill Clinton signed the order to execute some mentally impaired murderer who saved the desert from his last meal so that he could eat it after he got back from the electric chair?

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 29, 2016 09:31 PM (QHgTq)

660 The person posting as Mary Cloggenstein is funny. Those comments always make me laugh.

Posted by: Eli Cash at June 29, 2016 09:31 PM (hrL7x)

661 Manwithnoparty, i think that's a lovely -freeing plan

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 09:31 PM (g6yUI)

662 >>>My Uncle was a hoarder, who used 40 years to fill up a 5 bedroom, 4 bath house with a basement and a 3 car garage with crap. Good God, the mess....

Gallon of gas & Bic lighter

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 29, 2016 09:32 PM (voOPb)

663 Well, those fish sure seemed excited about that shark shit.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 29, 2016 09:32 PM (iQIUe)

664 They're petulant infants. If nothing else, Brexit should have highlighted and bolded that, in 72 point font. They're Fascists that cannot understand the term.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at June 29, 2016 09:32 PM (0R9wG)

665 I want a candidate with GRAAAAVITAS, duddy, and I want it NNNNNOOOOOOOWWWWW!

Posted by: Joni Goldberg at June 29, 2016 09:32 PM (Dj0WE)

666 Hey who ate my pie!?

Posted by: zombie retard at June 29, 2016 09:32 PM (BO/km)

667 My retirement plans are a camper van, dog, guns, beer.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 29, 2016 09:33 PM (+b2T3)

668 Maybe global warmening is real... I've read that Earth is still technically in an "ice age" and the long-term climate may be just typically that of an interstadial as has happened in the past!

Still, it's a bit of a stretch to attribute any specific "climate change" to human activity -- it's not out of the realm of possibilities, I suppose... Moreover, is it even possible for humanity to do anything about it? Should we do anything about it? Is it even really a problem at all? If "anthropogenic" global warmening is going to wipe most of us out at some point, wouldn't it then be self-correcting? It's not exactly like SMOD, is it? Like George Carlin said - 95% of all known species are EXTINCT!!!11!! So this is hardly unprecedented. Earth will still be here even if we are not!

But How. In. Hell. do the greenies make the impossible leap from controversial minor climate variations to full Chicken Little Mode where the only hope for our very salvation is international authoritarian socialism? I'm not buying that one -- Better dead than Red for me!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 29, 2016 09:33 PM (kP16F)

669 650
"Of two evils, choose neither." - Benjamin Harrington Beswick III, Author - "The Conservative Mind"
Posted by: Stalwart Conservative Standing Upon Principles Upon Which I Stand Stalwartly at June 29, 2016 09:29 PM (h/Rst)


"Cthulhu 2016: Why Choose The Lesser Evil?"

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 09:33 PM (sdi6R)

670 "629
I was just thinking how nice it is not to hear from Romney in a while.



-

Rombley said despite his son's plea, he won't jump in.



http://tinyurl.com/zhdkqrq



Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at June 29, 2016 09:23 PM (Nwg0u)"

I believe that I saw Romney's wife on TV saying that she would divorce him if he ran again.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 29, 2016 09:33 PM (QHgTq)

671 Gallon of gas & Bic lighter
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 29, 2016 09:32 PM (voOPb)

actually i would just put a for free sign out, and let everyone steal/take drag out for fun.

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 09:33 PM (g6yUI)

672 Gallon of gas & Bic lighter


Hard to imagine even the framing is good anymore.

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2016 09:33 PM (qUNWi)

673 Nature perfected carbon sequestration, all without our help. Almost all of the carbon that used to be in the atmosphere (about 3000 ppm) was deposited in the form of seashells and diatoms and is now limestone and marble. Much of the rest of it was sequestered into vast forests that decomposed and became shale, coal, oil, and natural gas that is covered under layers of sediment. More CO2 in the air is good for vegetation. Indeed, we might be close to the minimum needed to sustain much vegetation.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 29, 2016 07:11 PM

^^^BINGO

Posted by: Farmer at June 29, 2016 09:33 PM (o/90i)

674 I'm really torn on this CWS; I like Coastal because they're the underdog, but Arizona put my beloved Mississippi State out in the Super Regional, so I'll feel better if State lost to the National Champions. They beat the Dawgs 1-0 and 6-5 (in 11 innings) to advance to the CWS, so I'll forever be convinced that if State had won, they'd be in the finals.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 29, 2016 09:34 PM (GUBah)

675
Based on Lynch's meeting with Pres. Clinton: congrats, the US is now officially a banana republic, with, almost inexplicably, no bananas.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn




Cast

Ted Cruz ......... Sir Not Appearing for This Confirmation Vote

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 29, 2016 09:34 PM (kdS6q)

676 664 They're petulant infants. If nothing else, Brexit should have highlighted and bolded that, in 72 point font. They're Fascists that cannot understand the term.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at June 29, 2016 09:32 PM (0R9wG)


Oh, it has, it has. The masks dropped pretty quickly.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 09:34 PM (sdi6R)

677 >>>648 Read the FCC article Drudge is pimping and want to know who was the Republican bitch? Who filed a complaint after not making the cut-off after 17! candidates. Pussy.
-----
Pataki.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 29, 2016 09:34 PM (voOPb)

678 Gallon of gas & Bic lighter
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 29, 2016 09:32 PM (voOPb)

*****

He was wel. Known in his little town. A posthumous bonfire would not have gone over well with the authoitays.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 09:35 PM (YLidQ)

679 "Rombley said despite his son's plea, he won't jump in."

Was this the same one of the numerous mini-Mitts who said, after the 2012 debacle, that his dad had "never really wanted to be President"?

Gee whiz, kid, thanks a bunch for saving that pearl of wisdom till after the general election. Might have been nice to know that before the 2012 primaries.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 29, 2016 09:35 PM (noWW6)

680 Ted Cruz ......... Sir Not Appearing for This Confirmation Vote

To be fair - didn't matter if he did because all the other Republicans could vote to confirm fast enough.

Posted by: blaster at June 29, 2016 09:35 PM (2Ocf1)

681 Better dead than Red for me!


Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 29, 2016 09:33 PM (kP16F)

I'm thinking of making a tshirt that says "better dead than liberal." Or "progressive."

Way back when there was a phrase that went "the only good Commie is a dead Commie." Maybe replace the word "Commie" too.

Posted by: Blano at June 29, 2016 09:35 PM (heN73)

682 i think i will do that when i leave here, just unlock the doors and windows and say come and get it. after the children drag out momentos

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 09:36 PM (g6yUI)

683 Ah, the intellectual speaks. As William F. Buckley said, salty language is the tell of a hollow mind.

And yours is more hollow than most, I gather.

If you want to try some wisdom on that salty tongue of yours, try digesting this:

"Of two evils, choose neither." - Benjamin Harrington Beswick III, Author - "The Conservative Mind"

Posted by: Stalwart Conservative Standing Upon Principles Upon Which I Stand Stalwartly
****

Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back or hurt yourself falling off you high horse.
Sometimes not voting for an imperfect candidate is worse than voting for one. We have such a situation now. 'Scuse me while I step away. If that inflated ego of yours explodes dozens could be killed.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 29, 2016 09:36 PM (hVdx9)

684 579----Brexit will never happen. Unconstitutional. People didn't know what they were doing. Vote was too close...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 29, 2016 09:09 PM
---------------------
Ah, yes. Unconstitutional.
Unconstitutional= whatever the Left doesn't like.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 29, 2016 09:36 PM (T/5A0)

685 Mwnp - yeah, I've got similar plans, myself. Actually looking for a patch o'dirt these days..... Tired of flat, hot, dry land - I miss hills and green and water.

Have to talk the future Empress into it, but I think she's amenable.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 29, 2016 09:37 PM (oXi+E)

686
Did you guys know I went to a girl's college?

Yep. Second class to admit just handful of men. Still had pad dispensers in all the bathrooms. No urinals, so had to squat to pee.

Story of my life.

Posted by: Jonah "My Mommy Said You Hafta Give Me a Job!" Goldberg

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 29, 2016 09:38 PM (kdS6q)

687 actually i would just put a for free sign out, and let everyone steal/take drag out for fun.
Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 09:33 PM (g6yUI)

****

I put an old sofa and love seat on the curb. They sat for two days. Then I hung a for sale $20 sign on them. They were gone the next morning. People are funny about perceived value.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 09:39 PM (YLidQ)

688 But How. In. Hell. do the greenies make the impossible leap from controversial minor climate variations to full Chicken Little Mode where the only hope for our very salvation is international authoritarian socialism? I'm not buying that one -- Better dead than Red for me!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 29, 2016 09:33 PM (kP16F)


Emotions and feelings. That's it, for them. Nothing else matters, and if the sCiEncE!!!111 doesn't match?


Raycisssss.

These organisms are rather simple to figure out.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at June 29, 2016 09:39 PM (0R9wG)

689 Ah, the intellectual speaks. As William F. Buckley said, salty language is the tell of a hollow mind.

Fuck Buckley.

Posted by: Blano at June 29, 2016 09:39 PM (heN73)

690 "My retirement plans are a camper van, dog, guns, beer."

I'm sorry to have to inform you that there will be no firearms or alcohol, and especially no internal combustion engines. Quite out of the question.

There will be dog, however. Once a year, on the extra-special occasion of the birthday of our Historic First Black President. With imported Indonesian sauces.

Posted by: Happy Fun Camp Activities Director at June 29, 2016 09:40 PM (noWW6)

691 Gee whiz, kid, thanks a bunch for saving that pearl of wisdom ...
Posted by: torquewrench at June 29, 2016 09:35 PM (noWW6)
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For Mormons it is a pearl of great price!

Posted by: RioBravo at June 29, 2016 09:40 PM (NUqwG)

692 677 >>>648 Read the FCC article Drudge is pimping and want to know who was the Republican bitch? Who filed a complaint after not making the cut-off after 17! candidates. Pussy.
-----
Pataki.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Why, he coulda been a contender.

Posted by: Jean at June 29, 2016 09:41 PM (Doh4+)

693 Mwnp - yeah, I've got similar plans, myself. Actually looking for a patch o'dirt these days..... Tired of flat, hot, dry land - I miss hills and green and water.

Have to talk the future Empress into it, but I think she's amenable.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 29, 2016 09:37 PM (oXi+E)

Hill Country sounds nice, although I haven't been there yet.

Posted by: Blano at June 29, 2016 09:41 PM (heN73)

694 So... Large parts of New York City, Boston, San Francrisco would be under 10 - 20" of water... Explain to me again why that would be "bad".

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 29, 2016 09:41 PM (kP16F)

695 667. My retirement plans are a camper van, dog, guns, beer.

Nice

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 29, 2016 09:41 PM (voOPb)

696 Fuck Buckley.

fuckin a

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2016 09:41 PM (qUNWi)

697 Fuck Buckley.
Posted by: Blano at June 29, 2016 09:39 PM (heN73)
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That was Gore Vidal's job.

Posted by: RioBravo at June 29, 2016 09:41 PM (NUqwG)

698 One of the guns used in the November 13, 2015 Paris terrorist attacks [which killed 130] came from Phoenix, Arizona where the Obama administration allowed criminals to buy thousands of weapons illegally in a deadly and futile "gun-walking" operation known as "Fast and Furious."

Posted by: unlawful varmint at June 29, 2016 09:42 PM (e8kgV)

699 Dem prog platform,cancel the 2 nd amendment, cancel the 1 st.

Posted by: Buffalbob at June 29, 2016 09:42 PM (8nL8o)

700 "656
It hasn't been that all that long that we just dumped raw sewage right
out into the sea - not hundreds of miles away. I lived in Greece in 89
and they just ran it out about 150 yards into the Med.





Posted by: blaster at June 29, 2016 09:30 PM (2Ocf1)"

Well, the Med is not all that big and it has a whole lot of people living around it and besides, 150 feet is not nearly far enough. You would have to get out at least 50 miles and probably more than 100 miles to do any good. If the Greens actually cared, they would pay to extend the pipes that already dump raw sewage into the Atlantic, Pacific and Indian oceans from various third world hell holes farther out to sea where it won't immediately wash back onto the beaches.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 29, 2016 09:42 PM (QHgTq)

701
Fuck Buckley.
Posted by: Blano



Ivy League ponce.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 29, 2016 09:43 PM (kdS6q)

702 Mwnp - yeah, I've got similar plans, myself. Actually looking for a patch o'dirt these days..... Tired of flat, hot, dry land - I miss hills and green and water.

Have to talk the future Empress into it, but I think she's amenable.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 29, 2016 09:37 PM (oXi+E)

****
I already bought the dirt. Actually own about half the (small) campground. Getting hard to find land near water, never mind on it. I'm in the outskirts suburbs of Atlanta. There is always space at my fampground for a moron (tm). We have lots of green, hills and in this area, water.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 09:43 PM (YLidQ)

703 So... Large parts of New York City, Boston, San Francrisco would be under 10 - 20" of water... Explain to me again why that would be "bad".

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki

Depends on how fast it happens ....

Posted by: Jean at June 29, 2016 09:43 PM (Doh4+)

704 Well Nate Silver said Trump has a 20% chance of winning, so I guess we should listen to the oracle who was the only one right in 2012...as he keeps reminding us.

Posted by: IC at June 29, 2016 09:44 PM (KTFfX)

705 Blank - hill country is nice, even by WV standards. Still kinda dry, though.

Bad news? Lots of californicators and other trash are buying it up.

But, I can wait them out. Appalachians are good at that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 29, 2016 09:44 PM (oXi+E)

706 wow that sounds lovely, you've chosen your future well mwnp

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 09:44 PM (g6yUI)

707 649
the US is now officially a banana republic, with, almost inexplicably, no bananas.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn

If we actually had bananas would they meet the EU standards for shape?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.

Probably not after Hillary was through with it.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 29, 2016 09:44 PM (QdAXQ)

708 "694
So... Large parts of New York City, Boston, San Francrisco would be
under 10 - 20" of water... Explain to me again why that would be "bad".


Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 29, 2016 09:41 PM (kP16F)"

Because those places are not surrounded with barbed wire and landmines so they can get out and move next door to you and impose their stupidity directly on you.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 29, 2016 09:44 PM (QHgTq)

709 >>>>>>Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back or hurt yourself falling off you high horse.
Sometimes not voting for an imperfect candidate is worse than voting for one. We have such a situation now. 'Scuse me while I step away. If that inflated ego of yours explodes dozens could be killed.
____

Good heavens, I seem to have ruffled some feathers. Ah, as I am wont to do sometimes. To be sure, during my years at Cambridge, the professors would often decline to tussle and joust with me. One of them, who shall remain nameless, once famously said that arguing with me was as futile as wrestling with pigs--you both get dirty and the pig likes it!

HA! HA! HA!

But listen here, assuming your brain cells aren't too depleted: I've no contempt for your ignorance--a certain breed of person can't help it--but you really must leave things like this to the adults in the room. The fact that we haven't is why we're in the state we're in. Run off and go worship your racist, sexist, orange man. Run run.

Posted by: Stalwart Conservative Standing Upon Principles Upon Which I Stand Stalwartly at June 29, 2016 09:46 PM (h/Rst)

710 So... Large parts of New York City, Boston, San Francrisco would be
under 10 - 20" of water... Explain to me again why that would be "bad".


Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 29, 2016 09:41 PM (kP16F)"

Because those places are not surrounded with barbed wire and landmines so they can get out and move next door to you and impose their stupidity directly on you.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole

Yet

Posted by: Jean at June 29, 2016 09:46 PM (Doh4+)

711 Posted by: Jean at June 29, 2016 09:41 PM (Doh4+)

Just like I had a shot at Kate Upton.

But rethinking my position, it was probably Grahamnesty. Whining weasel

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 29, 2016 09:46 PM (voOPb)

712 Bad news? Lots of californicators and other trash are buying it up.

But, I can wait them out. Appalachians are good at that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 29, 2016 09:44 PM (oXi+E)

Yeah I read about some of the ridiculous crap being built out there. Not exactly laying low.

On the bright side, those are the obvious targets for any bad guys.

Posted by: Blano at June 29, 2016 09:47 PM (heN73)

713 @703:

It couldn't happen fast enough for me!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 29, 2016 09:47 PM (kP16F)

714 668
Better dead than Red for me!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 29, 2016 09:33 PM (kP16F)


Fine. Have it your way.

Posted by: Zombies Vladimir Lenin, Josef Stalin, Mao Zedong, Che Guevera, and Pol Pot at June 29, 2016 09:47 PM (sdi6R)

715 Barry, Justin, and Enrique.


Who's the bottom?


Posted by: Rock Hudson's alter ego at June 29, 2016 09:47 PM (ihEe9)

716 sigh, i hope that one will carry those chains lightly

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 09:47 PM (g6yUI)

717 Obama, Trudeau and the president of Mexico just announced they are going to reduce car emissions by 45% by 2025.





They could do that just by stopping Aunt Esther's 500 vacations a year

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 29, 2016 09:47 PM (GILMl)

718 They opened a Hooters in Hong Kong.

File under "missing the point".

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at June 29, 2016 09:48 PM (vyqqu)

719 With those three amigos in charge of the continent's economy I could see it happening.

Posted by: Jean at June 29, 2016 09:48 PM (Doh4+)

720 we cant all be christina hendricks'

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 09:49 PM (g6yUI)

721 where the Obama administration allowed criminals to buy thousands of weapons illegally in a deadly and futile "gun-walking" operation known as "Fast and Furious."

Posted by: unlawful varmint at June 29, 2016 09:42 PM (e8kgV)



Wasn't "Fast and Furious" the subject of another thorough substantive investigation by the Congressional Republican Majority that concluded it was really Bush 43's fault??

/s

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 29, 2016 09:50 PM (wYnyS)

722 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 29, 2016 09:50 PM (JYqN/)

723 wow that sounds lovely, you've chosen your future well mwnp
Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 09:44 PM (g6yUI)

****

Thanks. My daughter thinks it's nuts. I told her to talk to me in 34 years (I'm 53, she's 19, pretty good chance I won't be listening shape by then).

I figured buy it now so I have minimal income needs later.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 09:50 PM (YLidQ)

724 674 I'm really torn on this CWS; I like Coastal because they're the underdog, but Arizona put my beloved Mississippi State out in the Super Regional, so I'll feel better if State lost to the National Champions. They beat the Dawgs 1-0 and 6-5 (in 11 innings) to advance to the CWS, so I'll forever be convinced that if State had won, they'd be in the finals.
Posted by: Country Singer at June 29, 2016 09:34 PM
-------------------------
Hah! Why should Arizona be happy?
Didn't they make Miss. State miserable?
Terrible upset.
They probably cheated, bribed the baseball gods with the ritual sacrifice of little kittehs.
They deserve to suffer!

I have no skin in this one really ---just rooting for Co Carolina because they're underdogs and kinda cute.
Besides, if Cleveland can win a national championship, why not Myrtle Beach?!?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 29, 2016 09:51 PM (T/5A0)

725 well, at least they are being honest...

www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jun/29/ why-elections-are-bad-for-democracy?CMP=twt_gu

and further proof as to why "gun control" is being pushed so hard, bans and all.

we have failed "the elites", and we must be punished.

#Trump2016!

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 29, 2016 09:51 PM (7XWyA)

726 Evening Folks.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at June 29, 2016 09:51 PM (GJnhB)

727 They opened a Hooters in Hong Kong.

File under "missing the point".

Posted by: Brother Cavil

If they bring in girls from Georgia, they'll print money. You can only deal with perky little breasts for so long.

Posted by: Jean at June 29, 2016 09:52 PM (Doh4+)

728 mwnp, right, why add head aches when you have some semblance of peace with lowering the need to sustain high income.

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 09:52 PM (g6yUI)

729 It's almost like there's a contest to rub our noses in how bad our two choices are this November...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at June 29, 2016 09:52 PM (Kucy5)

730 My palatial mountain-top estate in the Northeast is 1400" ASL now.... Do I get my own private tropical isle then?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 29, 2016 09:53 PM (kP16F)

731 Brother Cavil -

Trust me, some of those Kowloon girls, and not a few Cantonese, are by no means light up top.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 29, 2016 09:53 PM (oXi+E)

732
well, at least they are being honest...

www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jun/29/ why-elections-are-bad-for-democracy?CMP=twt_gu


Why water is bad for the ocean...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 29, 2016 09:54 PM (IqV8l)

733 'There's some 15-year-old kid somewhere who's figuring it out. '

Help us Clock Boy you're our only hope.

Posted by: King Putz at June 29, 2016 09:54 PM (BO/km)

734 Trust me, some of those Kowloon girls, and not a few Cantonese, are by no means light up top.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine,


at 30

Posted by: Jean at June 29, 2016 09:55 PM (Doh4+)

735 @720

It's 2016!!11!!! I can be Christina Hendricks if I wanna!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 29, 2016 09:55 PM (kP16F)

736 Posted by: Stalwart Conservative Standing Upon Principles Upon Which I Stand Stalwartly at June 29, 2016 09:46 PM (h/Rst)

Good LORD! Are you emulating Charles Winchester III, or are you really just a pretentious gas-bag?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 29, 2016 09:55 PM (DIhU5)

737 this is how i look at it, i did what i had to tto give the children a nice middle class upbringing. now i'm done. i don't want to worry anymore about enough income . i can't say middle class lifstyle was that great, especially when it can be ripped from you with govt climbing up your rear end incessantly

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 09:56 PM (g6yUI)

738 sheesh, and i've been trying to fight 'bitter' i guess i need more work.

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 09:56 PM (g6yUI)

739 Trust me, some of those Kowloon girls, and not a few Cantonese, are by no means light up top.

Doesn't seem they hired 'em:

http://tinyurl.com/jgg468e

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at June 29, 2016 09:56 PM (vyqqu)

740 >>>Depends on how fast it happens ....
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Not fast enough, sorry morons who live there

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 29, 2016 09:57 PM (voOPb)

741
I keep reading that we have entered the post democratic state. And they act like that is a good thing!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 29, 2016 09:58 PM (iQIUe)

742 687
I put an old sofa and love seat on the curb. They sat for two days. Then I hung a for sale $20 sign on them. They were gone the next morning. People are funny about perceived value.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 09:39 PM (YLidQ)


I've heard of people doing that before. Nobody will take it with a sign that says "Free", but if you put a "$20" sign on it, somebody will take it because they think they're getting away with something.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 09:58 PM (sdi6R)

743 Cleveland Indians with a 12 game winning streak!

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at June 29, 2016 09:58 PM (FQKBL)

744
Trust me, some of those Kowloon girls, and not a few Cantonese, are by no means light up top.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine




Sorry pal. Looks like only The Great Wall at the HK Hooters:

[pic]

https://tinyurl.com/h2fywzu

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 29, 2016 09:59 PM (kdS6q)

745 I put an old sofa and love seat on the curb. They sat for two days. Then
I hung a for sale $20 sign on them. They were gone the next morning.
People are funny about perceived value.
---
to true: back before it was hip, we decided to kill our lawn here in The Valley, like totally.

we rented a turf cutter and carved the whole thing up. staked the rolls carefully on a pallet, and hung a sign on there, in mexican, saying it was free.

no one took it.

trash day rolled around, and i dumped what i could in the appropriate bin, then threw the "free" sign in the recycling bin.

everything left on the pallet was gone the next morning.

pendejos "stole" a fraction of what they could have had for free.

this is a hint as to why our neighbor to the south is a shithole: if we get their best, brightest and most ambitious, can you imagine what kind of flojo's they have there?

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 29, 2016 09:59 PM (7XWyA)

746 this is how i look at it, i did what i had to tto give the children a nice middle class upbringing. now i'm done. i don't want to worry anymore about enough income . i can't say middle class lifstyle was that great, especially when it can be ripped from you with govt climbing up your rear end incessantly
Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 09:56 PM (g6yUI)

****

That is a good way to look at it. Even my daughter asked me when she was way younger "There are only three of us. Why do we live in this big house?".

It was a 4500 sf 6 br 5 ba. The answer was school district, but never told her that.

That went in the divorce, and we both now live in 3/2s.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 09:59 PM (YLidQ)

747 #736: Based on that commenter's name, yeah, he's kidding.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at June 29, 2016 10:00 PM (0OG8D)

748 What's all this talk of the "Indians murdering the Braves"?

That's all kind of politically incorrect!

Posted by: Social Justice Department at June 29, 2016 10:00 PM (QZIW8)

749 This is O/T. But in the Bible, it was the whores that wore veils. Good and honest women went bare-faced.

But then, the ROP does not allow the reading of the Bible.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 29, 2016 10:00 PM (1ijHg)

750 See what I mean? Better nutrition.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 29, 2016 10:00 PM (oXi+E)

751 Wow. Celery sticks and ranch dressing. Now that is what I consider an appetizer in a high-end eatery.

I suppose they make the girls seem curvy.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2016 10:01 PM (ry34m)

752 It's almost like there's a contest to rub our noses in how bad our two choices are this November...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at June 29, 2016 09:52 PM (Kucy5)



There used to be a sense of noblesse oblige amongst the ruling class. They knew they were better than you, you knew they thought they were better than you, but they had enough discretion to not rub you nose in it, so you pretend that there was a semblance of equality.

Now they cannot wait to rub your nose in it and dare you to speak up about it!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 29, 2016 10:01 PM (wYnyS)

753 I am the green-eyed Chinese girl.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 29, 2016 10:01 PM (1ijHg)

754 Not arrest them, charge them, or convict them of anything, but to "investigate" them.

Posted by: t-bird at June 29, 2016 10:01 PM (w35Hj)

755 You can only deal with perky little breasts for so long.

Somewhere between forever and an eternity.

Posted by: derit at June 29, 2016 10:02 PM (ewfUZ)

756 How does someone get in your email. Creepy

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 10:03 PM (zOTsN)

757 #736: Based on that commenter's name, yeah, he's kidding.


Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler
****

Yup. Couldn't resist tho. Been a crappy week and I needed some entertainment.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 29, 2016 10:04 PM (hVdx9)

758 mwnp, yes my home is now too big, and my hope for retirement home is now in forclosure, so the govt can crash the economy, they all fill their pockets with cash everywhere, and much of middle america is left holding the bag.

my pwersonal experience, and im done with caring about stuff anymore. and im glad im there now, just keep my mums things, my chilrens important mementos and i don't feel a bond with anything . i feel on the way to free from constant worry about maintaining everything

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 10:04 PM (g6yUI)

759 #752: This is part of the reason I was an early boarder on the Trump Train; I wanted to rub their noses in something, for once.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at June 29, 2016 10:04 PM (0OG8D)

760
The pay and fun environment attracted Scarlet, a former beauty therapist, to the Hooters job. However, after she found out how the uniforms actually looked during the uniform fitting, she began to reconsider.

"When I went for the uniform fitting they said I'm the only girl with boobs. They want to hire locals, but most local girls are really skinny."




We Chinee

We play joke.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 29, 2016 10:04 PM (kdS6q)

761 You can only deal with perky little breasts for so long.

Somewhere between forever and an eternity.
Posted by: derit at June 29, 2016 10:02 PM (ewfUZ)

****

Hear, hear! Small and perky are prized at my age. Those that were large and somewhat perky previously are now drooping and saggy.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 10:04 PM (YLidQ)

762 As for Nate, he got Trump taking the nomination wrong, I believe.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 29, 2016 10:04 PM (hVdx9)

763 //Good LORD! Are you emulating Charles Winchester III, or are you really just a pretentious gas-bag?//
_________________

Eh, it's just me, Anti Antifa. I'm using a different name and doing a schtick. But it amuses me and people seem to be falling for it.

Posted by: Stalwart Conservative Standing Upon Principles Upon Which I Stand Stalwartly at June 29, 2016 10:05 PM (h/Rst)

764 #757: It was very funny, Tillikum!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at June 29, 2016 10:05 PM (0OG8D)

765
Better dead than Red for me!


Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 29, 2016 09:33 PM (kP16F)

---
hey now!



Posted by: redc1c4 at June 29, 2016 10:06 PM (7XWyA)

766 Well, there is good news and bad news in the fox den. The bad news is that I have this horrible, persistent cough that has been plaguing me for a week and won't let me sleep. I feel like crap most of the time.

The good news is that I picked up my Ar-15 lower from the store today. Thinking about taking the road less travelled and going with a 20" barrel.

Posted by: Grey Fox at June 29, 2016 10:06 PM (bZ7mE)

767 my pwersonal experience, and im done with caring about stuff anymore. and im glad im there now, just keep my mums things, my chilrens important mementos and i don't feel a bond with anything . i feel on the way to free from constant worry about maintaining everything
Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 10:04 PM (g6yUI)

*****
I didn't know that about your house. That sucks. I'm sorry. I hope you get down sized well and get to worry free.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 10:07 PM (YLidQ)

768 If you're going to do pompous, "Stalwart", you've got to be pompous about it!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 29, 2016 10:08 PM (kP16F)

769 More CO2 in the air is good for vegetation. Indeed, we might be close to the minimum needed to sustain much vegetation.



Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 29, 2016 07:11 PM



^^^BINGO



Posted by: Farmer at June 29, 2016 09:33 PM (o/90i)

Might be a cause of desertification.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 29, 2016 10:08 PM (P/kVC)

770 Weirdest rule 34 discovery.

Chiropractic porn.

True story.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 29, 2016 10:08 PM (Z/FKv)

771 Hear, hear! Small and perky are prized at my age. Those that were large
and somewhat perky previously are now drooping and saggy.
---
i'd just be happy to have a pair i could enjoy regularly...

this committed/married shit is definitely the epitome of false advertising.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 29, 2016 10:08 PM (7XWyA)

772 Grey, have you went to the humidifier and vicks on chest ,hot toddy route? frankly i find nyquil helpful, with or without a cough

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 10:08 PM (g6yUI)

773 Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 10:04 PM (YLidQ)

In both men and women!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Am Yisrael Hai at June 29, 2016 10:09 PM (Zu3d9)

774 As for Nate, he got Trump taking the nomination wrong, I believe.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 29, 2016 10:04 PM (hVdx9)

*****
He is 0 for 7 on Trump this year, according to Rush. Funny how a slant can fuck one up.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 10:09 PM (YLidQ)

775 ty ,mwnp.

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 10:09 PM (g6yUI)

776 //If you're going to do pompous, "Stalwart", you've got to be pompous about it!//
_____

Eh, I thought I was doin' pretty good there for a few posts.

Posted by: Stalwart Conservative Standing Upon Principles Upon Which I Stand Stalwartly at June 29, 2016 10:10 PM (h/Rst)

777 Education is one of my top priorities. We are letting our girls learn how to blow $600,000 of someone elses money in one day.

Posted by: King Putz at June 29, 2016 10:10 PM (BO/km)

778 cbd, it is rather unnerving when a man moobs are larger than mine

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 10:10 PM (g6yUI)

779 #771: If it's any consolation, you're not alone in that sentiment, Red.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at June 29, 2016 10:12 PM (0OG8D)

780 cbd, it is rather unnerving when a man moobs are larger than mine
Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 10:10 PM (g6yUI)

****

Ok, (sigh), you know the rule....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 10:12 PM (YLidQ)

781 Eh, it's just me, Anti Antifa. I'm using a different name and doing a schtick. But it amuses me and people seem to be falling for it.

Posted by: Stalwart Conservative Standing Upon Principles Upon Which I Stand Stalwartly
****

Didn't fall for it. Your name gave it away. Snark detected. Hence my cliché filled response. I mean, you went to all that trouble so might as well respond.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 29, 2016 10:13 PM (hVdx9)

782 Grey, have you went to the humidifier and vicks on chest ,hot toddy route?

I haven't really been doing much of anything except drinking a lot of water. House is pretty humid (I'm actually running a dehumidifier since the landlord is worried about mold, might want to cut it off temporarily, I guess.)

Posted by: Grey Fox at June 29, 2016 10:13 PM (bZ7mE)

783
I am the green-eyed Chinese girl.
---
big trouble in little china reference FTW!

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 29, 2016 10:13 PM (7XWyA)

784 A bunch of Rons are doing a cup measurement right now....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 10:14 PM (YLidQ)

785 cbd, it is rather unnerving when a man moobs are larger than mine
Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 10:10 PM (g6yUI)
****
Ok, (sigh), you know the rule....


You want her to post pics of moobs? That's just wrong.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 29, 2016 10:14 PM (T/cxb)

786 From what I have seen in pictures, no person experience, man-boobs are NEVER perky, like the Frederick Hart statues.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 29, 2016 10:14 PM (1ijHg)

787 pfft never

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 10:14 PM (g6yUI)

788 Paul Begala was on Bill Maher's show. He mentioned that Hillary just spent $10.5M in ads in Pennsylvania "just today". Cause outspending opponents worked so well for Jeb.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 29, 2016 10:14 PM (VdICR)

789 There used to be a sense of noblesse oblige
amongst the ruling class. They knew they were better than you, you knew
they thought they were better than you, but they had enough discretion
to not rub you nose in it, so you pretend that there was a semblance of
equality.



Now they cannot wait to rub your nose in it and dare you to speak up about it!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 29, 2016 10:01 PM (wYnyS)


The view of noblesse oblige has changed in conception through time; it was originally distributing the spoils from subjecting the world to you power by your scheming and arranging, and with the enlightenment it took on a new paradigm:

". . . [for] once you know that you were born a king, that this world is your forest and its creatures your deer, all else falls into proportion. You will not want to be warlord or warden or hoarder now, nor ward-heeler, nor whore. The only politics not utterly beneath you is noblesse oblige, the helping hand to those who have not remembered that they are your peers."

And it has gone on to be the excuse for vicious living and coercion, because that is what the masters do, in the view of those who only see the power and not the misery and grinding despair that is in their visions.

It is forgotten that noblesse oblige means that what the nobility do to show the are worthy to be nobility, and not that what masters do to stay masters.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2016 10:15 PM (ry34m)

790 681
I'm thinking of making a tshirt that says "better dead than liberal." Or "progressive."
Posted by: Blano at June 29, 2016 09:35 PM (heN73)


Trouble is, the Progressives will be happy to accommodate you. The less opposition the better.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 10:15 PM (sdi6R)

791 I would not get excited; my little China girl says, "Oh, baby, just you shut your mouse."

Posted by: Zombie David Bowie at June 29, 2016 10:15 PM (0OG8D)

792 //Didn't fall for it. Your name gave it away. Snark detected. Hence my cliche filled response. I mean, you went to all that trouble so might as well respond.//
____________

Ah, shit. So . . . you're sayin' *I* was the one who fell for it?!?!

Mind: Blown.

Well, I appreciate the effort. You did good. You're a Trumpsman and a scholar.

Posted by: Stalwart Conservative Standing Upon Principles Upon Which I Stand Stalwartly at June 29, 2016 10:15 PM (h/Rst)

793 How does someone get in your email. Creepy

Posted by: ThunderB at June 29, 2016 10:03 PM (zOTsN)

Also, the city listed where the access is taking place is the same one my ex lives in.

Just seems too much of a coincidence, but she never had access to my email that I recall.

Posted by: Blano at June 29, 2016 10:16 PM (heN73)

794 Paul Begala looks like a fetus.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at June 29, 2016 10:16 PM (Q44iK)

795 Never? Don't knocker locker it until you've tried it.

Posted by: derit at June 29, 2016 10:16 PM (ewfUZ)

796 In the long-march through the institutions, the National Park Service will allow a pervert to be in the bathroom while your daughter is there.

They tax us. Then they make these places too horrible for us to use them.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 29, 2016 10:17 PM (1ijHg)

797 776
Eh, I thought I was doin' pretty good there for a few posts.
Posted by: Stalwart Conservative Standing Upon Principles Upon Which I Stand Stalwartly at June 29, 2016 10:10 PM (h/Rst)


I enjoyed them. I figured you were a socky sock what socks.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 10:17 PM (sdi6R)

798 Is "Stalwart" Donna et V. etc.?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 29, 2016 10:18 PM (kP16F)

799 cbd, it is rather unnerving when a man moobs are larger than mine
---
pics or GTFO...



Posted by: redc1c4 at June 29, 2016 10:18 PM (7XWyA)

800 President Trump.

Vice Presdent Cruz.

Peanut butter and chocolate, yo.

Posted by: eman at June 29, 2016 10:18 PM (MQEz6)

801 Ah, shit. So . . . you're sayin' *I* was the one who fell for it?!?!

Mind: Blown.

Well, I appreciate the effort. You did good. You're a Trumpsman and a scholar.

Posted by: Stalwart Conservative Standing Upon Principles Upon Which I Stand Stalwartly
****

It was a good post. I too enjoyed it.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 29, 2016 10:18 PM (hVdx9)

802 He's regressing. He's gonna turn into a baby Begala.

Posted by: Willie the Pimp at June 29, 2016 10:19 PM (BO/km)

803 You want her to post pics of moobs? That's just wrong.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 29, 2016 10:14 PM (T/cxb)

***

Naahh. Why, when I can just tilt my head South?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 10:19 PM (YLidQ)

804 AGW is a hoax.

The ice is still there, the Sun is taking a nap, and the clock is ticking.

Posted by: eman at June 29, 2016 10:20 PM (MQEz6)

805 Looks like this thread requires some mood music courtesy of Rodney Carrington.

https://youtu.be/Eh2PjkzW20w

NSFW since this is the version where the ladies don't get blurred.

You're welcome.

Posted by: buzzion at June 29, 2016 10:21 PM (bMG0w)

806 The Democrats have all transformed into trigglypuff SJWs, as far as I can tell.

Posted by: setnaffa at June 29, 2016 10:21 PM (jl6Ly)

807 we cant all be christina hendricks'

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 09:49 PM (g6yUI)

If you let me touch them you can be whoever you want.

Posted by: Blano at June 29, 2016 10:22 PM (heN73)

808 //AGW is a hoax.

The ice is still there, the Sun is taking a nap, and the clock is ticking.//
____________

You are misleading the public against the interests of the greater good. Your IP address will be subpoenaed and you will be brought up on charges.

Posted by: The Democrats at June 29, 2016 10:23 PM (h/Rst)

809 I saw an article the other day that said that earthquakes in the center of North America may be caused by the landmass rebounding from being under all that weight of ice in the Ice Age.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 10:23 PM (sdi6R)

810 How does someone get in your email. Creepy

I got the same thing today from Rio de Janeiro. Maybe google just gives our passwords away.

Posted by: t-bird at June 29, 2016 10:24 PM (oFSUK)

811 srsly what will happen to whats left of conservatives/conservatism if hillary wins?

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 10:24 PM (g6yUI)

812 The memes for July are:

tariffs

campaign spending

Trump is (fill in blank)

Posted by: eman at June 29, 2016 10:24 PM (MQEz6)

813 Looks like this thread requires some mood music courtesy of Rodney Carrington.

https://youtu.be/Eh2PjkzW20w

NSFW since this is the version where the ladies don't get blurred.

You're welcome.

Posted by: buzzion at June 29, 2016 10:21 PM (bMG0w)

Damn you buzzion!!! I'm at work.

Posted by: Blano at June 29, 2016 10:25 PM (heN73)

814 are we going to all roll over for this type of thing the irs, osha, lists we are put on for believing life is valuable, i mean the left have gone full crazy.

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 10:26 PM (g6yUI)

815 I am the green-eyed Chinese girl.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 29, 2016 10:01 PM (1ijHg)


Tame my burning blade, baby!

Posted by: David Lopan at June 29, 2016 10:27 PM (vBeA5)

816 I am pretty damn sick of HRC and BO flying all over the place and then telling us to save energy and drive electric cars. Hypocrite is not a good enough word for those blankety blank blanks.

Posted by: Willie the Pimp at June 29, 2016 10:27 PM (BO/km)

817 Damn you buzzion!!! I'm at work.

De mortuis nihil nisi bonum

Posted by: derit at June 29, 2016 10:27 PM (ewfUZ)

818 punked

Posted by: eman at June 29, 2016 10:28 PM (MQEz6)

819 buzzion rick rolled you guys?

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 10:29 PM (g6yUI)

820 De mortuis nihil nisi bonum

Whut de fuk dat mean? Who you wanna bonum?

Posted by: Willie the Pimp at June 29, 2016 10:30 PM (BO/km)

821 srsly what will happen to whats left of conservatives/conservatism if hillary wins?
Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 10:24 PM (g6yUI)

******

I don't know. My daughter is good. Her boyfriend, who I assume she will move on with, is good.

After her kids go thtough any kind of Pub Ed? No telling. Scary times.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 10:30 PM (YLidQ)

822 I didn't dare access it while I'm at work (church), since I've seen it before.

Posted by: Blano at June 29, 2016 10:30 PM (heN73)

823 It most certainly is not a rick roll.

Posted by: buzzion at June 29, 2016 10:31 PM (bMG0w)

824 mwnp, true i have one kid that is still full on Obama. no matter what the personal negative employment etc have been.

i just pretend i don't hear the dopeyness and hope it passes.

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 10:32 PM (g6yUI)

825 srsly what will happen to whats left of conservatives/conservatism if hillary wins?
Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 10:24 PM (g6yUI)

Conservatism will die. Conservatives, will be blackballed, jailed, and eventually killed once we finally start fighting back.

Posted by: Blano at June 29, 2016 10:32 PM (heN73)

826 are we going to all roll over for this type of thing the irs, osha, lists we are put on for believing life is valuable, i mean the left have gone full crazy.
Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 10:26 PM (g6yUI)

****

I have gone native and work for cash. Enough said.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 10:32 PM (YLidQ)

827
In the long-march through the institutions, the National Park Service will allow a pervert to be in the bathroom while your daughter is there.

They'll soon be in the head on a submarine.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 29, 2016 10:33 PM (IqV8l)

828 #172--I doubt there would be a Daubert! The SCOTUS appears to be leaning all liberal and if Hillary picks the new guys, expect to go to prison for warming denial!

Posted by: AnnaS at June 29, 2016 10:33 PM (P+I7L)

829 buzzion, i would check to see the truth of it, but i've been huge face spider-ed way too many times.

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 10:33 PM (g6yUI)

830 I never lie about women flashing their funbags.

Posted by: buzzion at June 29, 2016 10:34 PM (bMG0w)

831 mwnp, probably wise, i might try to do the same. why fund their hopes to destroy the country and eevryone that disagrees with their ideology

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 10:35 PM (g6yUI)

832 buzzion rick rolled you guys?

Nope. He was an exemplary American.

Posted by: t-bird at June 29, 2016 10:35 PM (ZxmMG)

833 fundamentally transformed , baby!

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 10:35 PM (g6yUI)

834 //srsly what will happen to whats left of conservatives/conservatism if hillary wins?//

We shall endure. To be sure, conservatives are, by constitution, as I am: ever stalwart. Once these ghastly racists who have been rousted by the Orange Man have been put out to pasture, we will have a chance to rebuild finally.

I suggest a party autopsy demonstrating that we would have won if only we had embraced affirmative action, amnesty, ObamaCare, and other conservative principles. As William Buckley said, "Diversity is a conservative principle. It is its very core."

Posted by: Stalwart Conservative Standing Upon Principles Upon Which He Stands Stalwartly--Not To Mention With at June 29, 2016 10:36 PM (h/Rst)

835 buzzion, male solidarity,
why don't we women ever get such care?

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 10:36 PM (g6yUI)

836 Rain in Omaha.
CWS game 3 postponed until tomorrow.
Bah.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 29, 2016 10:36 PM (T/5A0)

837 mwnp, probably wise, i might try to do the same. why fund their hopes to destroy the country and eevryone that disagrees with their ideology
Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 10:35 PM (g6yUI)

*****

I strongly suggest driving a cab. For a woman, day time. $900-1k a week take home, cash.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 10:37 PM (YLidQ)

838 Omaha gets the last laugh.

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2016 10:38 PM (qUNWi)

839 That is for 60 hours plus a week though.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 10:39 PM (YLidQ)

840 There's no honor among pic thieves when boob touching's up for grabs

Posted by: derit at June 29, 2016 10:39 PM (ewfUZ)

841 hmm, i think diversity is a worthy value, but without actual equality it is worthless , distancing ,separateness.

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 10:39 PM (g6yUI)

842 Fox targeted by FEC Dems in first-ever vote to punish debate sponsorship

The punishment, however, was blocked by all three Republicans on the commission, resulting in a 3-3 tie vote and no action.

A Republican FEC commissioner leading that fight, Lee E. Goodman, revealed the vote to Secrets Wednesday and said the official report of the May 26 executive vote will be released Thursday.





The show trials won't be far away comrades

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 29, 2016 10:41 PM (GILMl)

843 mwnp, its the strangers getting into the cab that i worry about.
and vomit, and well strangers.

i wonder how much garbage salvaging might bring LOL

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 10:41 PM (g6yUI)

844 Willow - in my experience, it's because women hate other women in a way that men don't tend to hate other men.

What causes it, I don't know, but I've seen enough to know it's generally true.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 29, 2016 10:41 PM (oXi+E)

845 Our foreign policy is a hoax.

ISIS is still there, The Won is taking a nap, and the clock is ticking.

Posted by: Phone of kari at June 29, 2016 10:42 PM (RRLg9)

846 srsly what will happen to whats left of conservatives/conservatism if hillary wins?

Gulags Hillary Fun Camps

Posted by: The Kulak Hat at June 29, 2016 10:44 PM (vBeA5)

847 Uncle Palpatine, i know i hear that a lot, but i don't find it persoanlly in meatspace to be true unless there is an actual concern or justification.

but in my old job ,caring for women was my job, so perhaps im wrong .

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 10:44 PM (g6yUI)

848 Not staying at home on election day even though voting for Trump ends me as a Republican. After I pull the lever for a reality TV star and real estate mogul, I'm going independent and steering clear of party politics for...well, forever. A pox on both their houses.

Trump repulses me on a subatomic level but Hillary...Hillary scares me--and from the look of things, she'll almost certainly win.

So you Trump supporters who gave us this guy? Win or lose, it's on you. If he loses, don't blame the people who decided to stay home. You own it, whichever way it goes.

Posted by: troyriser at June 29, 2016 10:45 PM (tuvxV)

849 Hillary Fun Camps, and see that's why i have this tin foil hat on! i think it's might be possible!

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 10:45 PM (g6yUI)

850 The show trials won't be far away comrades
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 29, 2016 10:41 PM (GILMl)
=========

I thought they were in progress in Baltimore.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 29, 2016 10:47 PM (EZebt)

851 Is this thread still up and running? A person could go through infantry, puberty and adultery, all three, during a thread this long.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 29, 2016 10:47 PM (NeFrd)

852 The show trials won't be far away comrades

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 29, 2016 10:41 PM (GILMl)

Got one going on in Baltimore right now.
Before that Darren Wilson and Zimmerman.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 29, 2016 10:47 PM (P/kVC)

853 Willow, I work in a small sized cube-farm. the work areas are arranged in hallways opening to 8 cubicals, 4 to a side of each corridor.
the proportion of men:women is 1:3.

The office works best when it is arranged 1 man to each array of 4 cubicals. There is far less drama.

I have no idea why that works.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2016 10:48 PM (ry34m)

854 Good morning Campers!

I'm your Uncle Ernie
and I'll welcome you to Hillary's Fun Camp
The camp with the difference
Nevermind the weather
When you come to Hillary's
The imprisonment's forever



Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 29, 2016 10:48 PM (GILMl)

855 It has come out that one of the guns used in the Paris attack last November was traced to a Phoenix gunshop. The gunshop was involved in the Fast and Furious nonscandal but the article does not say whether the gun was one of those involved. The article is over at Judicial Watch.

Posted by: Bill R. at June 29, 2016 10:48 PM (jKUeC)

856 Willow - I think it has a lot to do with age and setting. Women of what I'd call childbearing age, in an environment with men (available or otherwise) can be poisonous. I think perhaps it's an evolutionary adaptation - human pregnancies are long and hard on the women, and the childhood is longer still. To secure a good mate who will stay and assist with this is a priority, and so, of necessity, the exclusion of competing females becomes paramount.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 29, 2016 10:49 PM (oXi+E)

857 So you Trump supporters who gave us this guy? Win or lose, it's on you. If he loses, don't blame the people who decided to stay home. You own it, whichever way it goes.
Posted by: troyriser at June 29, 2016 10:45 PM (tuvxV)

*****

Talk to the primary voters. Which is most of the Country, given the results. Getting tired of "support" with "caveats".

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 10:49 PM (YLidQ)

858 848
So you Trump supporters who gave us this guy? Win or lose, it's on you. If he loses, don't blame the people who decided to stay home. You own it, whichever way it goes.
Posted by: troyriser at June 29, 2016 10:45 PM (tuvxV)


I'm not wanting to start an argument this late in the evening, but if Trump loses, you would blame people who voted for him rather than those who refused to? That's a novel use of logic.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 10:49 PM (sdi6R)

859 Kindltot, i dunno, perhaps women in a hard financial environment perceive more threat.

i really don't know, most of my work was one on one with family thrown in at times .

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 10:50 PM (g6yUI)

860 So you Trump supporters who gave us this guy? Win or lose, it's on you.
If he loses, don't blame the people who decided to stay home. You own
it, whichever way it goes.

Posted by: troyriser at June 29, 2016 10:45 PM (tuvxV)

So, Hillery supporter, right?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 29, 2016 10:50 PM (P/kVC)

861 I'm not wanting to start an argument this late in the evening, but if Trump loses, you would blame people who voted for him rather than those who refused to? That's a novel use of logic.

Posted by: rickl
****

I may be reading something into it, but I think he's saying had another candidate been picked we might not have lost.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 29, 2016 10:51 PM (hVdx9)

862 Uncle Palpatine, makes sense, a mean girl environment perhpas, i dealt with mothers, sometimes their husbands and children.

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 10:52 PM (g6yUI)

863 Not remotely fascist.

Nope, nothing remote about it.

Posted by: t-bird at June 29, 2016 10:53 PM (9mTYi)

864 i believe the republican party Failed in the last years to show they were committed to fiscal and financial security and posiitive foreign policy objectives for the country.

it's not our fault it is theirs

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 10:54 PM (g6yUI)

865 When invasive Burmese pythons infest waters this far north, one has to concede global warmening!

http://tinyurl.com/zwforeh

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 29, 2016 10:54 PM (kP16F)

866 Bacon Infused Vodka Leads to Arrest of Oklahoma Bartender

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zl3qpxm

Posted by: The Bacon-Infused Hat at June 29, 2016 10:55 PM (vBeA5)

867
We have always been at war with Global Cooling.

Posted by: Fascist Democrat Big Brother at June 29, 2016 10:55 PM (ODxAs)

868 861
I may be reading something into it, but I think he's saying had another candidate been picked we might not have lost.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 29, 2016 10:51 PM (hVdx9)


A. We haven't lost yet.

II. The only other Republican candidate I can think of who might have won the general would be Rubio, and I would have written in my cat's name before voting for that amnesty-loving squish.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 10:55 PM (sdi6R)

869 858 --- He's blaming the PRIMARY voters who chose Trump to face Hillary.
Whether you agree with him or not, why is that so hard to understand?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 29, 2016 10:56 PM (T/5A0)

870 I may be reading something into it, but I think he's saying had another candidate been picked we might not have lost.
---
you mean like Jeb!?

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 29, 2016 10:56 PM (7XWyA)

871 Yes, Willow. But my opinion is shaped by having worked in higher ed for a long, long time. That's a woman-heavy environment (for which I give thanks to the Great Pumpkin) and so perhaps I've seen only an extreme example.

But, yeah, the girls I call my 'nieces' all hate each other viciously.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 29, 2016 10:57 PM (nWRwQ)

872 ONT. ONT.

Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 29, 2016 10:57 PM (Dxa+Y)

873 I think he's saying had another candidate been picked we might not have lost.

Someone less popular? A novel approach.

Posted by: t-bird at June 29, 2016 10:57 PM (9mTYi)

874 Uncle Palpatine, well darn it.

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 10:58 PM (g6yUI)

875 ont

Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 10:58 PM (g6yUI)

876
i believe the republican party Failed in the last years to show they
were committed to fiscal and financial security and posiitive foreign
policy objectives for the country.



it's not our fault it is theirs

---
this in spades, with neon lighting, searchlights, skywriting, etc...

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 29, 2016 10:58 PM (7XWyA)

877 ? A person could go through infantry, puberty and adultery, all three, during a thread this long.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 29, 2016 10:47 PM


A foot slog, followed by acute vascular dyspepsia, to wit arter-ill-rey?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 29, 2016 10:58 PM (OF/aZ)

878 If I post a link via tinyurl, I should put up the preview version, yes?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 29, 2016 10:59 PM (kP16F)

879 857---Talk to the primary voters. Which is most of the Country, given the results.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 10:49 PM
-------------------------
Ummm, 44% of GOP primary voters is not anywhere near "most of the country." It's a very small fraction of the general electorate, most of whom don't vote in any primary.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 29, 2016 10:59 PM (T/5A0)

880 864 i believe the republican party Failed in the last years to show they were committed to fiscal and financial security and posiitive foreign policy objectives for the country.

it's not our fault it is theirs
Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 10:54 PM (g6yUI)
------------------
YES.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 29, 2016 11:00 PM (T/5A0)

881 No ONT for me, how about thee?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 29, 2016 11:00 PM (OF/aZ)

882 He's blaming the PRIMARY voters who chose Trump to face Hillary.

Whether you agree with him or not, why is that so hard to understand?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 29, 2016 10:56 PM (T/5A0)


because the voting was based on how many people voted for each candidate?

that what he is saying is a silly as saying that the Kerry Voters in 2004 were responsible for a more electable candidate like Clark or John Edwards not sweeping Bush out of office?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2016 11:01 PM (ry34m)

883 Ummm, 44% of GOP primary voters is not anywhere near "most of the country." It's a very small fraction of the general electorate, most of whom don't vote in any primary.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 29, 2016 10:59 PM (T/5A0)

*****

Really? I'm glad your guy Cruz was able to squeak it out then. I must have missed that memo.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 11:02 PM (YLidQ)

884 #848: I understand, and I thank you for committing to vote for the right candidate in November.

I do understand that I will "own" the result in some small way if Trump doesn't win.

But it's also my opinion that Trump was the only Republican candidate with any chance of actually winning the presidency, for several reasons. I'll be happy to go into that in more detail if someone asks me to; otherwise, I'd rather keep things simple right now.

The simple explanation is that Trump is a "different" sort of Republican, in a time when the Republican brand has been severely damaged by neocon globalists. He has big-time name recognition, and whatever dirty little secrets he has in his past, they're already baked into his public persona.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at June 29, 2016 11:03 PM (0OG8D)

885 Oh, hey. A little man in a little boat

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zjf3brm

Posted by: Kindltot at June 29, 2016 11:04 PM (ry34m)

886 Must be searching for the perfect addition to the YokoNT we were promised.

Posted by: thank garrett and his petition everyone at June 29, 2016 11:05 PM (H9MG5)

887
We have always been at war with Global Cooling.

It's our business!

Posted by: Burlington Coat Factory at June 29, 2016 11:05 PM (IqV8l)

888 I think he's saying had another candidate been picked we might not have lost.///

The election carnies have bent the sights at the voting shooting gallery. Only another carny can beat them.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hjdmcez

Andy Griffith show Opie and the carnival

Posted by: Willy J. at June 29, 2016 11:06 PM (wfv0g)

889 883 Ummm, 44% of GOP primary voters is not anywhere near "most of the country." It's a very small fraction of the general electorate, most of whom don't vote in any primary.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 29, 2016 10:59 PM (T/5A0)

*****

Really? I'm glad your guy Cruz was able to squeak it out then. I must have missed that memo.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 11:02 PM
--------------------------------
Your reply has nothing to do with what I said.
Nothing.
A complete non sequitur.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 29, 2016 11:07 PM (T/5A0)

890 Hmmm, maybe Ambassador Stevens did e-mail me...

Posted by: Hillary! at June 29, 2016 11:08 PM (9mTYi)

891 Your reply has nothing to do with what I said.
Nothing.
A complete non sequitur.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 29, 2016 11:07 PM (T/5A0)

****

That's just what I would say if I had nothing to argue with.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 11:10 PM (YLidQ)

892 are we going to all roll over for this type of thing the irs, osha, lists we are put on for believing life is valuable, i mean the left have gone full crazy.
Posted by: willow at June 29, 2016 10:26 PM (g6yUI)

I have begun my rebellion. Whether or not it works is yet to be seen.

Posted by: Blano at June 29, 2016 11:10 PM (heN73)

893 Even by my extraordinary low standards for movies on basic cable, The Purge kind of sucks. I'm rooting for the bad guys.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 29, 2016 11:10 PM (syGA0)

894 I'm rubber and you're glue.

Posted by: Pee Wee Obama at June 29, 2016 11:10 PM (IqV8l)

895 For years I have heard the argument that if you don't vote for the R, you're really voting for the D. So suck it up and vote for the R whether you like it or not.

I've never accepted that. The only way I vote for the D is by actually voting for the D. Voting third party, or a write-in, or not voting are perfectly valid options. Your vote is your own, and is yours to do with as you please.

What is new this time around is that people who refuse to vote for the R will blame those who did vote for the R if the R loses. That is, as I said, a novel use of logic, and I don't believe I've ever seen that before.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 11:10 PM (sdi6R)

896 Just want to rub it in, its 79 degrees, no humidity, and clear sky.
Posted by: Skip
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66 deg, 61% humidity

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2016 11:11 PM (oFSUK)

897 Margarita, Trump set an all-time record this year for total GOP presidential primary votes. Quibble all you want about the percentages, but he got more primary votes than Romney, McCain, Bush, Dole, the other Bush, and even Reagan.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at June 29, 2016 11:13 PM (0OG8D)

898 Totalitarians only eat white meat, correct?

Posted by: below average joe at June 29, 2016 11:13 PM (2Y1kI)

899 898 Totalitarians only eat white meat, correct?
Posted by: below average joe at June 29, 2016 11:13 PM (2Y1kI)


Tatalitarians only eat breast meat.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 11:15 PM (sdi6R)

900 So you Trump supporters who gave us this guy? Win or lose, it's on you. If he loses, don't blame the people who decided to stay home. You own it, whichever way it goes.

Posted by: troyriser at June 29, 2016 10:45 PM (tuvxV)

The people who stayed home during the primaries could have come out and voted for someone else, like I did.

And yes I'll blame those who stay home. They had once chance to dispose of the Beast for good, and they don't because they're sumpin' sumpin' sumpin' about the Donald?? Please.

Posted by: Blano at June 29, 2016 11:15 PM (heN73)

901
Totalitarians only eat white meat, correct?
Posted by: below average joe


Alt-white meat.

Posted by: Pee Wee Obama at June 29, 2016 11:15 PM (IqV8l)

902 There is no "global warming science". It's all Commie bullshit. The "scientists" promoting it are prostitutes, commies, and fags.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2016 11:15 PM (GSdpU)

903 891--That's just what I would say if I had nothing to argue with.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 11:10 PM
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If you want to believe that 44% of Republican primary voters is "most of the country," fine.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 29, 2016 11:16 PM (T/5A0)

904 If I didn't vote for a Trump in the primary, but I vote for him in the general, do I own anything? Which side should I lube up?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 29, 2016 11:17 PM (+b2T3)

905 Margarita, Trump set an all-time record this year for total GOP presidential primary votes. Quibble all you want about the percentages, but he got more primary votes than Romney, McCain, Bush, Dole, the other Bush, and even Reagan.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler
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MDV makes a perfectly salient point. While Trump may have done well in the primaries, that most certainly does not translate into 'most of the country'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2016 11:17 PM (oFSUK)

906 Trump ends the Free Market alternative to liberalism.

Posted by: Carl at June 29, 2016 06:44 PM (tEVs6)


There ain't no other choice, Sport. The Toke-a-tarian Party? Don't make me laugh.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2016 11:18 PM (GSdpU)

907 ONT. ONT.
Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 29, 2016 10:57 PM

I'm hoping Lauren, but I've got to go bed soon.

Meeting my lib SIL & BIL near Chicago tomorrow, they are flying from SD.

Dear SIL gave us concert tickets to a Jackson Brown/James Taylor. Great, maybe John Kerry will make an appearance!

I promised I'll not talk politics if they don't. Maybe we can deflect as to how to deal w/ their folks in their dotage. Wish me well.

Posted by: Farmer at June 29, 2016 11:19 PM (o/90i)

908 Margarita, Trump set an all-time record this year for total GOP presidential primary votes. Quibble all you want about the percentages, but he got more primary votes than Romney, McCain, Bush, Dole, the other Bush, and even Reagan.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at June 29, 2016 11:13 PM (0OG8D)


By that same measure, Trum set an all-time record for total GOP presidential primary votes cast for candidates other than him.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 29, 2016 11:20 PM (vBeA5)

909 The "scientists" promoting it are prostitutes, commies, and fags.
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Dammit, AOP, if you had held off two more days, you would have triggered the Micky Spillane posting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2016 11:20 PM (oFSUK)

910 #898: Totalitarians eat whatever they want. Dietary restrictions are for us little people. Hence, Michelle Obama inviting the Boy Scouts to the White House for a photo-op luncheon and serving those poor growing boys fucking cabbage sandwiches.

Meanwhile, Michelle goes on Paula Deen's show, and eats and eats and eats whatever awesome deep-fried monstrosities Deen produces, non-stop... and then Deen is somehow the bad guy for being happy about the First Lady loving her cooking so much, because she bragged about it a little.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at June 29, 2016 11:21 PM (0OG8D)

911 I promised I'll not talk politics if they don't.
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Wait... is 'they' the in-laws, or Brown and Taylor. 'Cause Brown and Taylor will talk politics.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2016 11:23 PM (oFSUK)

912 By that same measure, Trum set an all-time record for total GOP presidential primary votes cast for candidates other than him.
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 29, 2016 11:20 PM (vBeA5)
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Hell no fool. Need to work on that a bit.

Posted by: Jim Gilmore, etc. at June 29, 2016 11:23 PM (NUqwG)

913 Re: hooters, ta-tas, and cultural ideals:

I've got one niece - a sweetheart, and absolutely gorgeous young lady - who is shocked that I think her attractive.

"I'm too big to be pretty," she said.

Which is absurd. She's got a woman's figure, not an ounce that doesn't flatter her, but because she's Chinese, she thinks she's fat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 29, 2016 11:24 PM (nWRwQ)

914 Woman Sues Microsoft for Windows 10 Upgrade... and wins

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zaloh5k

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 29, 2016 11:24 PM (vBeA5)

915 They had once chance to dispose of the Beast for good, and they don't because they're sumpin' sumpin' sumpin' about the Donald?? Please.
Posted by: Blano
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Throw in coattails and SCOTUS appointments.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2016 11:25 PM (oFSUK)

916 #NeverTen!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 29, 2016 11:25 PM (kP16F)

917 and serving those poor growing boys fucking cabbage sandwiches.

Were they at least sauerkraut sandwiches, or just raw, indigestible vegetable matter?

Posted by: t-bird at June 29, 2016 11:25 PM (9mTYi)

918 >>>Meanwhile, Michelle goes on Paula Deen's show, and
eats and eats and eats whatever awesome deep-fried monstrosities Deen
produces, non-stop... and then Deen is somehow the bad guy for being
happy about the First Lady loving her cooking so much, because she
bragged about it a little.


Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at June 29, 2016 11:21 PM (0OG8D)<<<

That, uh, totally doesn't count because Paula Deen is a racist... or something.

Posted by: Moochelle at June 29, 2016 11:26 PM (H9MG5)

919 Happened to catch What I think is the American version of Top Gear doing a show in Cuba. It was nonstop how great is it they have all these 1950s US cars. Then it was man these guy are the greatest mechanics. Fantom Works is a place where they have great mechanics*. The Cuban stuff had it's ingenuity but nothing they showed was art.

*They mixed body and mech in the praise for Cuban Mechanics so I judged it that way.

Posted by: Willy J. at June 29, 2016 11:26 PM (wfv0g)

920 Which is absurd. She's got a woman's figure, not an ounce that doesn't flatter her, but because she's Chinese, she thinks she's fat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 29, 2016 11:24 PM (nWRwQ)

Ya know, some of the horde is only a few hours away from you, should you ever feel the need to share.

Posted by: Blano at June 29, 2016 11:26 PM (heN73)

921 #917: It was sloppy joes, with cabbage substituted for beef.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at June 29, 2016 11:27 PM (0OG8D)

922 This is my second post ever - although I have been here for years. If my employer finds out, I may be in trouble - but had some ValuRite and need to say the following: I have been across from DT twice in my career as a lawyer - he is everything you may think he is as a business man - takes over the room and sucks the air out of it - but cuts to the chase and sees the end of the deal and how to get there to advance his cause. So is he a jerk? Sometimes yes, sometimes no. But would you rather have an a-hole dithering self-absorbed USA loving clown, or a USA-hating ice queen who would happily leave you to die as long as it furthers her personal wealth? Because unless someone else steps up who has a real chance to win this race, that is what we are faced with. I will sink back into the ether and see what you all think. BTW - this is by far the most interesting and informed group of commentators on the web and I see why Andrew Breitbart felt the same.

Posted by: NY/CT Lurker at June 29, 2016 11:27 PM (+g2h9)

923 Woman Sues Microsoft for Windows 10 Upgrade... and wins
Posted by: The Political Hat
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$10,000.00
Dammit. I have the update blocked.
*ponders*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2016 11:28 PM (oFSUK)

924 There is no "global warming science". It's all Commie bullshit. The "scientists" promoting it are prostitutes, commies, and fags.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2016 11:15 PM

Wait, just stop and tell us what you really feel AOP.

There is an established little ice age that ended in the mid 1800s and these twits are all worried about a few degrees since then? And nothing in the last few yrs?

WTF ever happened to scientific examination?

Posted by: Farmer at June 29, 2016 11:28 PM (o/90i)

925 #917: It was sloppy joes, with cabbage substituted for beef.


Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at June 29, 2016 11:27 PM (0OG8D)

Good God that's disgusting.

Posted by: Blano at June 29, 2016 11:29 PM (heN73)

926 I will sink back into the ether and see what you all think. BTW
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Slips a beer into the USB port for NY/CT.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 29, 2016 11:30 PM (oFSUK)

927 897 Margarita, Trump set an all-time record this year for total GOP presidential primary votes. Quibble all you want about the percentages, but he got more primary votes than Romney, McCain, Bush, Dole, the other Bush, and even Reagan.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at June 29, 2016 11:13 PM (0OG8D)
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And an all-time record number of Republicans voted AGAINST him.
The high GOP turn-out was not just a rush of enthusiastic people voting FOR Trump but a greater swarm turning out to vote AGAINST him.

That's what worries me.

We know nearly all of the Berniebots will get in line. Dems always do.
But what about the MAJORITY of Republicans, who are no-Trumpers? I think most of the true-cons will hold their nose and vote for Trump --- but the 'moderates?'
I dunno.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 29, 2016 11:30 PM (T/5A0)

928 It was sloppy joes, with cabbage substituted for beef.

I know, I know- we'd be thrilled to be able to get that in the camps. Rot in hell, Mooch.

Posted by: t-bird at June 29, 2016 11:30 PM (9mTYi)

929 Blano, much as I love and respect the Horde, I must decline to shirk my duties.

The nieces need me, and I'm glad to oblige.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 29, 2016 11:31 PM (nWRwQ)

930 921 #917: It was sloppy joes, with cabbage substituted for beef.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at June 29, 2016 11:27 PM (0OG8D)

Only the Inner Party members get meat. The proles get cabbage.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 29, 2016 11:31 PM (0mRoj)

931 Posted by: NY/CT Lurker at June 29, 2016 11:27 PM (+g2h9)

Thank you for the first hand insights.

Posted by: Blano at June 29, 2016 11:31 PM (heN73)

932 891--That's just what I would say if I had nothing to argue with.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 11:10 PM
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If you want to believe that 44% of Republican primary voters is "most of the country," fine.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 29, 2016 11:16 PM (T/5A0)

***

Post the whole conversation for context...Sport.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 29, 2016 11:31 PM (YLidQ)

933 >>>WTF ever happened to scientific examination?



Posted by: Farmer at June 29, 2016 11:28 PM (o/90i)<<<

Pffft. There's no money (or power) in that.

Posted by: global warming $cienti$t$ at June 29, 2016 11:31 PM (H9MG5)

934 Blano, much as I love and respect the Horde, I must decline to shirk my duties.

The nieces need me, and I'm glad to oblige.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 29, 2016 11:31 PM (nWRwQ)

Figured. Never hurts to ask,

Posted by: Blano at June 29, 2016 11:32 PM (heN73)

935 It was sloppy joes, with cabbage substituted for beef.


I got diarrhea just reading that

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 29, 2016 11:32 PM (dBmVV)

936
Posted by: NY/CT Lurker at June 29, 2016 11:27 PM (+g2h9)

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I wonder how many other NYers have the same impression.

I know someone who was across from him once and confirms that he's an alpha among alphas.

Posted by: iforgot at June 29, 2016 11:32 PM (5o5ek)

937 Ont up

Posted by: Hanoverfist at June 29, 2016 11:33 PM (GJnhB)

938 Question: why do our concern trolls all go by some random common name like 'Carl' or 'Dave'? Do they all graduate from the same concern-troll school?

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 29, 2016 07:23 PM (mHKcx)


Soros' check-writing software chokes on names with more than 4 letters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 29, 2016 11:33 PM (GSdpU)

939 The woman who sued MS must have been able to show damages, no?

Posted by: eleven at June 29, 2016 11:34 PM (qUNWi)

940 And an all-time record number of Republicans voted AGAINST him.
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And every other Republican running since each had fewer votes than Trump.

Posted by: Jim Gilmore, etc. at June 29, 2016 11:34 PM (NUqwG)

941 922---NY/CT Lurker at June 29, 2016 11:27 PM (+g2h9)---- "....would you rather have an a-hole dithering self-absorbed USA loving clown, or a USA-hating ice queen who would happily leave you to die as long as it furthers her personal wealth?"
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Well put!!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 29, 2016 11:34 PM (T/5A0)

942 Pffft. There's no money (or power) in that.///

Except in things people buy freely in the free market. Guaranteed payday saying what the govt wants though. Less Risk More Reward.

Posted by: Willy J. at June 29, 2016 11:36 PM (wfv0g)

943 BTW - this is by far the most interesting and informed group of commentators on the web and I see why Andrew Breitbart felt the same.
Posted by: NY/CT Lurker at June 29, 2016 11:27 PM

Glad you posted and contributed here. Keep on doing so, please. So DT isn't the worst prick around?

Everyone here should try reading Dollie Kyle's book or the latest book from the SS.


Posted by: Farmer at June 29, 2016 11:40 PM (o/90i)

944 927
But what about the MAJORITY of Republicans, who are no-Trumpers? I think most of the true-cons will hold their nose and vote for Trump --- but the 'moderates?'
I dunno.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 29, 2016 11:30 PM (T/5A0)


I have more faith in the moderates than the "true-cons".

If the "MAJORITY" of Republicans are Never-Trumpers, then the party deserves to die. Full stop. If that is true, it is utterly useless for saving America.

Trump is making a play for the Bernie supporters, which is the right thing to do, and he will get some of them. Some of them know they're being ass-raped by globalism, and they despise Hillary, who is the ultimate corrupt insider.

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 11:40 PM (sdi6R)

945 Say her name and she will appearoko.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 29, 2016 11:41 PM (EZebt)

946 People keep pushing the notion that Trump's supporters are a minority in America. This is TRUE. However...The globalist wing of the GOP is a minority in the GOP, yet they run everything in the GOP with a few exceptions.

The lesson: Augustus was smart enough to take care of his legions, Nero did not...one died as an old man, the other did not.

Posted by: William Eaton at June 29, 2016 11:42 PM (KhJh8)

947 Chancing the willow - Hammer thanks for the beer, Blano you're welcome and Iforgot, you are correct (he could be completely wrong on the facts of the deal but would keep pushing until he won or has a face saving way to the "right" result) - what everyone needs to understand is that DT can walk into a room of billionaires or maintenance workers and know how to work that room - I think that is lost in TV land and the world of pundits (for which HRC has prepared a lifetime for and/or is protected by the MSM/Democrat mafia). Let me be clear, as a student of US history and the people and philosophies that made this country the "shining light on the hill" (excuse the paraphrase), I am not a DT fan as our Chief Executive - but I will take him over what I firmly believe is a very evil person in HRC.

Posted by: NY/CT Lurker at June 29, 2016 11:44 PM (+g2h9)

948 #925: It is, isn't it?

And these are growing boys, who really need their protein!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at June 29, 2016 11:45 PM (0OG8D)

949 Bernie Sanders had an interesting op-ed in the New York Times this morning:

https://tinyurl.com/z6yanru

It's a fascinating mashup of sense and nonsense. He almost kind of gets it:

Let's be clear. The global economy is not working for the majority of people in our country and the world. This is an economic model developed by the economic elite to benefit the economic elite. We need real change.

That is dead bang on. But then he goes on to say that we need better international cooperation. *facepalm*

Posted by: rickl at June 29, 2016 11:48 PM (sdi6R)

950 Btw - I know I may sound like a DT lover - I am not - I am just trying to give this forum my observations of him in his business world - and yes we lawyers made fun of him to no end for his bluster and overall a-holiness - because that is very real. And let me be very clear, if the EU or Russia made him an offer he could not refuse, I think he may take it. But I "think" he knows that only in the USA as we historically understand it could he be what he is. I think HRC wants to remake the USA so she can be everything she wants to be that "we" have denied her so far (and stick it to her husband that, for all his faults, and there are legion, still in his hillbilly heart, loved the idea of the USA as we know it).

Posted by: NY/CT Lurker at June 29, 2016 11:55 PM (+g2h9)

951 I also think the fact that Trump was essentially running against the Republican party, in a Republican party primary, and not only came out on top, but set an all-time primary record for votes received, shows that he's the very sort of game-changer candidate that the Republican party needs right now in order to win in the general.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at June 30, 2016 12:00 AM (0OG8D)

952 Welcome NY/CT Lurker. Thanks for the comments. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at June 30, 2016 12:25 AM (jRWGg)

953 Trump is making a play for the Alex Jones wing of the conservative party, because the Democratic party essentially believes in implementing everything Jones conspires about even if they don't actually get any of it implemented in a particular election cycle. Today's North American Union play with Trudeau and Nieto being a case in point.

Slow-rolling con bloggers playing the "I'm not like these EXTREME TRUMPERS, but..." game like they were ever dealing with sensible or tractable people hardest hit. Show some unqualified love, show some unqualified support, make us believe that you really want to beat Hillary hard enough not to take all polls at face value.

Posted by: Dystopia Max at June 30, 2016 02:28 AM (UM8Ie)

954 The real question is why conservatives and Republicans haven't fought any of this crap over the last 30 years. Perhaps they didn't care about what went on in universities or corporations. Perhaps they preferred to stay in their own little secret worlds, and avoid the bad world outside. It is full of evil characters, like Trump.

Or perhaps they are just too pure to fight. If the Fortune 500 starts implementing background checks against all non-PC workers, would the GOP protest in any real way? Doubt it. Would Will, Romney, McCain, Rubio, and all the names we know and love? They would just ask for past forgiveness for their youthful indiscretions in having once believed that the Bill of Rights means what it says.

Posted by: Lance at June 30, 2016 04:43 AM (EJKgG)

955 Lurker,

Thanks for the comments.

It is amazing that a bunch of conservatives need to be reminded all the time that Hillary is possessed by demons. It is also amazing that many seem to think that another candidate would have had a good chance, other than perhaps Rubio, who showed that he wasn't up for it. After letting in millions of immigrants and allowing the culture and schools become one, big PC waste land? The Scientologist lobby may be stronger than the conservative one in California now, so let's ensure the Californication of America.

Posted by: Lance at June 30, 2016 05:01 AM (EJKgG)

956 "Good Morning, Mr. Bunkerfunk--fill 'er up?"
"Umph"
"Nice weather we're having. Been like this all week, nice and cool."
"Hmm".
"Check the oil for you?"
"(Harumph)..."
"I hear sirens, Mr. Bunkerfunk--I wonder what's going on?"
"I called the police on you, Gomer. Your an oil company stooge. And you denied Climate Change and Global Warming!"
"But...but I was just making small talk!"
"There he is, officers--Get the Denier!"
"I was just trying to be friendly! Why the Thunderstorm troopers?"
"You talked about the Weather in Unapproved Terms, Gomer. We can't have that. From now on, you will clear all your remarks with the Weather Ministry first. Is that clear?"
"Clear, Mr. Bunkerfunk. With a chance of afternoon tyranny."
"Take him to the Democrat Climate Camps, officers. And let this be a lesson--keep your small talk to sex and religion, but don't joke about the Weather!"

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 30, 2016 07:14 AM (Ndje9)

957 The solution to this ignorance is simple. Just ensure that every elected Democrat and anyone that votes for a Democrat be forced to quit breathing. It's to 'save the planet' on their terms.

Posted by: TheFoundersParty at June 30, 2016 12:24 PM (cS+Sz)

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