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Overnight Open Thread (6-26-2016)
Remember, the police and the FBI cannot protect you. They can only avenge you. You have to protect yourself.
-- WeaponsMan commenting on the long list of missed signals that Omar Mateen was destined for some kind of Sudden Jihad Syndrome.
Nigel Farage's Life's Work Comes to Fruition as the UK Votes for Brexit
For over 25 years he's been relentlessly making the case that Britain should leave the EU, a position long considered so extremist and out there that it was simply unthinkable. But last week a majority of Britons agreed with him and voted for Brexit.
Few men have endured the sheer amount of official scorn, mockery, revilement, and unhinged criticism over the years that Farage has. But he persevered on anyway. His entire life has been one giant unsafe place and stands in rebuke to all the university snowflakes who get the vapors at even a hint of disagreement. Ironically without a seat in parliament to fall back to his very success in getting Britain to leave the EU could mean the end of his political career at least for a while.
The EU's Potemkin Democratic Structure
It's an oligarchy in all but name. Most of its intrusive rules come from unelected bureaucrats and are never put to a vote.
Jean-Claude Juncker has been the president of the European Commission for the last couple of years. He presides over a population of nearly 500 million -- well, 500 million minus 64 million as of today.Do you know how he was elected? He wasn't.
His fellow commissioners, all baker's dozen of them, went into a room, closed the door, and appointed him. As with all European commissioners, the people didn't hire him, nor can the people fire him.
Like all commissioners, he lives tax-free at public expense and enjoys an essentially unlimited expense account.
The EU has never presented the world with a certified budget, because it is so rife with corruption that the accountants cannot get (or are told not to get) to the bottom of it.
Why The EU was Hated Part II: EU To Ban Electric Tea Kettles and Toasters After Brexit
For being too energy 'inefficient'. Note that they held off announcing this until after the referendum since it's exactly the kind of thing that would drive the tea-and-toast-loving Brits nuts.
Because Boris Johnson was born in the US and lived there for several years as a child the IRS came after him nearly 50 years later demanding back taxes for his income and house sale in Britain.
Are The Feds Putting People on the Terrorist Watch List Just to Meet Quotas?
The air marshals, whose identities are being concealed, told 7NEWS that they're required to submit at least one report a month. If they don't, there's no raise, no bonus, no awards and no special assignments.When The Micropig Internet Mob Came After Me
"Innocent passengers are being entered into an international intelligence database as suspicious persons, acting in a suspicious manner on an aircraft . and they did nothing wrong," said one federal air marshal.
China's "Underwater Great Wall"
China is building its own SOSUS line.
There's a new movie based on the events leading to Elvis meeting Nixon in the famous photo. But this has already been done in the hilarious 1997 movie, Elvis Meets Nixon, which unfortunately is very hard to find on the net or buy a copy of. I ended up having to buy a VHS copy off of Ebay.
Here's a scene from it where Elvis ends up robbing a donut shop after flying to DC on a whim in order to become an FBI agent.
WWII weapons encountered During 1983's Operation Urgent Fury
Get a demographic breakdown of your neighborhood here.
30 Minutes Of Jerry Lewis' Notorious 'The Day The Clown Cried' Finally Released
Weekly Commenter Standings
Top 10 commenters:
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Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
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The group. Banned on 12 universities.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Willy J. at June 26, 2016 11:25 PM (wfv0g)
-- WeaponsMan
And they will do that by attacking anybody but who attacked you.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 26, 2016 11:26 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 26, 2016 11:27 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Michael the Texit Hobbit at June 26, 2016 11:27 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 26, 2016 11:29 PM (IqV8l)
!!
Posted by: Jake at June 26, 2016 11:29 PM (QIaAd)
A cultural attack.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 26, 2016 11:30 PM (P/kVC)
Remember, the police and the FBI cannot protect you. They can only avenge you. You have to protect yourself.
--
WeaponsMan commenting on the long list of missed signals that Omar
Mateen was destined for some kind of Sudden Jihad Syndrome.
Errrr, not exactly. The police and FBI aren't in the business of bringing justice. They're in the business of enforcing public order. Justice and vengeance has nothing to do with it.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 26, 2016 11:31 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: iforgot at June 26, 2016 11:31 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 26, 2016 11:32 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 26, 2016 11:32 PM (T/cxb)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2016 11:32 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2016 11:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 26, 2016 11:31 PM (LuZz
****
wut?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 26, 2016 11:33 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 26, 2016 11:33 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 26, 2016 11:35 PM (vBeA5)
7.62 x 45 ammo, and the issue stuff was Czech non-corrosive primers that would get old and get much less bangy leading to misfires and duds.
Great rifle, but the ammo sucked. There was a bunch that were redone to 7.62 x 39, but it was a tricky job to get right.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 26, 2016 11:35 PM (ry34m)
asfasfsadfa
Posted by: iforgot at June 26, 2016 11:31 PM (5o5ek)
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That's how I became #8 this week!
Posted by: iforgot at June 26, 2016 11:36 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 26, 2016 11:36 PM (ry34m)
Posted by: eman at June 26, 2016 11:36 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2016 11:37 PM (0mRoj)
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Yes, that's called "bacon" & we thank you for it.
Posted by: josephistan at June 26, 2016 11:37 PM (7qAYi)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/747115041074319360
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/747115266090373121
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/747115506293936128
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/747115695163510785
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/747115889133260801
Posted by: kbdabear at June 26, 2016 11:37 PM (Fiycx)
Posted by: eman at June 26, 2016 11:36 PM (MQEz6)
Not to be rude, but they should just collapse the chunnel and get provisions from Canada.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 26, 2016 11:38 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Michael the Texit Hobbit at June 26, 2016 11:38 PM (nvMvs)
Kinda like child protective services showing up at your door because someone's second cousin twice removed from your best mans sister said your kid stubbed his toe. They need more case files to keep their job.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2016 11:39 PM (08Znv)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/747116126534959104
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/747116304432246784
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/747116512935297024
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/747116695895048192
Posted by: kbdabear at June 26, 2016 11:39 PM (Fiycx)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 26, 2016 11:33 PM (EzgxV)
Too bad the GOP doesn't even have half a brain to hire people like Farage to spread the message to the masses.
I first noticed Farage after he became an MEP and berated Rompuy as the guy with the "charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk". Since then, I've seen him debate the likes of Nick Clegg and David Cameron, and he also shared the stage with Mark Steyn at least once. I've always been impressed not only with his eloquence and intelligence, but also his charisma.
Posted by: Thrawn at June 26, 2016 11:40 PM (wQWv4)
Probable Future Prime Minister Was Hounded by America's IRS For So Long That, in Disgust, He Renounced His Dual American Citizenship Last Year
Ted Cruz?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 26, 2016 11:40 PM (kdS6q)
Kinda like child protective services showing up at your door because someone's second cousin twice removed from your best mans sister said your kid stubbed his toe. They need more case files to keep their job.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2016 11:39 PM (08Znv)
And traffic ticket quotas.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2016 11:40 PM (0mRoj)
??
Posted by: Jake at June 26, 2016 11:40 PM (QIaAd)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2016 11:40 PM (bc7LP)
Posted by: rickl at June 26, 2016 11:40 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 26, 2016 11:38 PM (P/kVC)
It's the *current year* and until the Brits have a truly feminist government, they won't be getting anything from our progressive selves.
Posted by: Justin "I'm a Feminist for reals!" Trudeau at June 26, 2016 11:41 PM (wQWv4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 26, 2016 11:41 PM (IqV8l)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/747116896013651968
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/747117439465492480
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/747117763727065088
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/747118039003439104
Posted by: kbdabear at June 26, 2016 11:41 PM (Fiycx)
Scripted, disciplined, precise marching orders are being obeyed in newsrooms, not only coast to coast, but pole to pole and from the Prime Meridian to the International Date Line.
Leviathan is the strong Pimp Hand keeping the Media Whores in line, and now days, doesn't even have to threaten a slap, much less raise it's hand.
And the LiVs, the bastard offsprings of the incestuous coupling of Leviathan and the Media, follow their breeding and rearing in letter perfect conformity.
They're not only "othering" us and our kind, they're practicing by "othering" their own internal competition.
Gonna be a long, hot, and very, very dangerous summer out there.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 26, 2016 11:41 PM (v5iqM)
No Matter, it'll only make us stronger. Now we're ready.
I cannot fathom why God teaches lessons in this manner....wouldn't GIANT FIRE instructions in the sky save us some misery? I guess that's the point, only thru the pain can enlightenment be found. It's a goddamn evil method of self improvement. .
But as Tennyson so eloquently said, " Ours is not to reason why, etc..."
Our lot is to simply be the baddest motherfuckers in the whole valley and survive.
Apologies for the vitriol Horde 'Oh Plenty....it's been a long 4 days
Tell your families that you Luv em. Each day is a precious gift. .
Posted by: Hillbillyking at June 26, 2016 11:42 PM (xyV6h)
Re the toaster ban:
>> Commissioners admitted they need to take a "diplomatic" approach when choosing which items to regulate due to the "sensitivity surrounding certain products".
Good god, what's to be diplomatic about? It's your toaster or your planet. You want to be sensitive about having to toast your bread four times before it gets brown, how will you feel when your entire kitchen is aflame because of global warming? These people really need to prioritize.
Posted by: iforgot at June 26, 2016 11:42 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 26, 2016 11:33 PM (EzgxV)
Too bad the GOP doesn't even have half a brain to hire people like Farage to spread the message to the masses.
I first noticed Farage after he became an MEP and berated Rompuy as the guy with the "charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk". Since then, I've seen him debate the likes of Nick Clegg and David Cameron, and he also shared the stage with Mark Steyn at least once. I've always been impressed not only with his eloquence and intelligence, but also his charisma.
Posted by: Thrawn at June 26, 2016 11:40 PM (wQWv4)
The gope does not want to spread such a message.
The gope is not dumb or incompetent.
It is against us.
Posted by: eman at June 26, 2016 11:42 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Yuimetal at June 26, 2016 11:43 PM (qVItN)
If you've ever known people who work for federal or state agencies you won't be surprised by this. This is how bureaucracies work. Some bureaucrat carries out policies by setting up arbitrary numbers (goals) that must be met. If the numbers or goals don't work in reality, too bad. They don't bother to adjust them or be more flexible because these drones are going to keep their jobs, and probably be promoted, regardless.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 26, 2016 11:44 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 26, 2016 11:46 PM (+lVUW)
The gope is not dumb or incompetent.
It is against us.
Posted by: eman at June 26, 2016 11:42 PM (MQEz6)
It is the UniParty(R).
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 26, 2016 11:46 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: .87c at June 26, 2016 11:47 PM (APdPY)
How about you don't do the bad thing in the first place?
Oh, it would cost you something?
Too fucking bad.
Posted by: eman at June 26, 2016 11:48 PM (MQEz6)
https://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?singlepost=3410274
English football hooligans FTW.
Posted by: rickl at June 26, 2016 11:49 PM (sdi6R)
-------
Woohoo, boy!!!
Posted by: nova scotia and newfoundland & labrador at June 26, 2016 11:50 PM (A/+my)
And it's not like they're telling Europe to fuck off, it's this unelected bunch of busy-body nitwits in Brussels whose only job is to meddle.
It's like me telling my sister to shut up and mind her own business.
Posted by: t-bird at June 26, 2016 11:50 PM (ANVXm)
Posted by: eman at June 26, 2016 11:50 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: t-bird at June 26, 2016 11:50 PM (ANVXm)
****
Sure, if she were charging you $310/day, every day, to listen to said bitching.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 26, 2016 11:52 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Jake at June 26, 2016 11:52 PM (QIaAd)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 26, 2016 11:52 PM (A/+my)
So, I'm sure Britain will recover. Anyone know how to financially invest
in Britain while everything is down and reeling for the next little
bit?
Posted by: .87c at June 26, 2016 11:47 PM (APdPY)
You need to watch out for "crony-capitalism", 'cause that's goin' down. Stay out of banks, government-subsidized anything, firms who specialize in public works.....
Posted by: cthulhu at June 26, 2016 11:55 PM (EzgxV)
52 at least the president is golfing night and day to keep us safe...
Posted by: Jake at June 26, 2016 11:52 PM (QIaAd)
And making speeches and sucking dick. Don't leave those out.
Posted by: eman at June 26, 2016 11:55 PM (MQEz6)
Speaking of being petty, there was an old lady in Greece who would make a small amount of cheese in her small kitchen and sell it at the local farmers market to make a little extra cash. The EU fined the hell out of her to make her stop.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 26, 2016 11:56 PM (iQIUe)
Why is Hillary climbing in the polls?
Posted by: iforgot at June 26, 2016 11:57 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: mindful webworker - in case of beer, break out at June 26, 2016 11:58 PM (exNvx)
Posted by: Jake at June 26, 2016 11:58 PM (QIaAd)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 27, 2016 12:00 AM (A/+my)
https://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?singlepost=3410274
English football hooligans FTW.
Tune sounds a bit like "She'll be comin' round the mountain."
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 27, 2016 12:01 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 27, 2016 12:01 AM (MNgU2)
57
Why is Hillary climbing in the polls?
Posted by: iforgot at June 26, 2016 11:57 PM (5o5ek)
She is not.
Polls be bogus, yo.
Posted by: eman at June 27, 2016 12:01 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Kent Brockman at June 27, 2016 12:02 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 27, 2016 12:02 AM (iQIUe)
It doesn't matter who votes. What matters is who counts the votes.
Posted by: MSM Stalin at June 27, 2016 12:02 AM (wfv0g)
Yes, but would the sentient toasters from Red Dwarf be treated as human and have their "owners" pay taxes and retirement savings for them???
Posted by: andycanuck
Speaking of which:
Series 11 of Red Dwarf will "officially" arrive on Dave in September 2016, which reunites fan favourites Rimmer (Chris Barrie), Lister (Craig Charles), Cat (Danny John-Jules) and Kryten (Robert Llewellyn). Doug Naylor returns to producer.
Rimmer accidentally saves the life of a Space Corps Captain and is promoted to officer, while Cat takes time off from being in love with himself to fall in love with a female cat with a secret. In the meantime, Lister wakes up to discover a deranged droid has stolen some of his body parts and Kryten has a mid-life crisis and considers leaving the Dwarfers for a younger crew. The posse also find themselves in an alternative America where modern technology is outlawed, making both Kryten and Rimmer illegal.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 27, 2016 12:02 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: iforgot at June 27, 2016 12:03 AM (5o5ek)
I think the idea was to punish the Brits for being Brits.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 27, 2016 12:04 AM (T/cxb)
Now they are saying it didn't happen because some of the early details were wrong.
no, some of the early details were not correct,
but that little 5yo white girl was naked with 2 refugees who were also naked
These facts are not in dispute
Posted by: Jake at June 27, 2016 12:04 AM (QIaAd)
It just becomes background noise.
It can't go on forever.
Posted by: eman at June 27, 2016 12:04 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 27, 2016 12:04 AM (IqV8l)
I have rescue dogs, pamper em first class. Figure they deserve to see the upside of life after all the Hell they've been through.
When you clean up and search a populated area in the aftermath of a sudden natural disaster.......you find the pets.
When you're looking for human beings, after a while, the rest becomes routine.
Until you get home.
Then you marvel in horror at how effective the brain is at compassionate compartmentalized.
I appreciate the outlet for these thoughts Horde 'Oh Plenty.
Luv ALL your family members. Each day is precious
Posted by: Hillbillyking at June 27, 2016 12:05 AM (xyV6h)
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2016 12:06 AM (rKENN)
Ha-ha. MFM caught again by their own power-hunger.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 27, 2016 12:07 AM (A/+my)
May visit here later. Be well all.
T
Posted by: Farmer at June 27, 2016 12:08 AM (o/90i)
75 BTW, the online petition to redo the Brexit referendum that I mentioned on the EMT of having only a small number of British signees was actually a 4ch@n attack to show how b.s. the MFM was being. See the sock link.
Ha-ha. MFM caught again by their own power-hunger.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 27, 2016 12:07 AM (A/+my)
Those thousands of Brits in Antarctica will not be silenced!
Posted by: eman at June 27, 2016 12:08 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 27, 2016 12:04 AM (IqV8l)
Why do hotels always question my request to have an extra pole installed in Her Highnesses' rooms?
Posted by: Mrs. Anthony Weiner at June 27, 2016 12:08 AM (wQWv4)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 27, 2016 12:09 AM (A/+my)
Posted by: eman at June 27, 2016 12:09 AM (MQEz6)
OTOH, there were some deaths and seriously ill people as the result of some Mexican bathtub cheese a few years back in Los Angeles. The power grabs don't come out of nowhere. They'll always have an excuse to point at.
Posted by: Epobirs at June 27, 2016 12:12 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 27, 2016 12:09 AM (A/+my)
True, but the ONT didn't come up until 11:23pm Eastern time, and I figure a lot of the usual suspects have to get up in the morning for work.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2016 12:12 AM (0mRoj)
*♩ding!* "You've got mail!"
Now
[Vuvuzuela honks] "You've got 400 pieces of spam!"
• Email then and now (illo)
http://bit.ly/28XrH5u
h/t Bluebird of Bitterness
• 5 of the Worst Computer Viruses Ever
SciShow
https://youtu.be/DF8Ka8Jh0BQ
Posted by: mindful webworker - you've got virus! at June 27, 2016 12:12 AM (exNvx)
Posted by: eman at June 27, 2016 12:12 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Socratease at June 27, 2016 12:13 AM (2GbWn)
"Mexican bathtub cheese"? Well that's the problem right there.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2016 12:13 AM (0mRoj)
How could they ever ban electric tea kettles and toasters?? Did they
expect people to make toast over an open flame? And electric tea
kettles, every one owns one over there.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 27, 2016 12:02 AM (iQIUe)
The right sort of people have cappucino machines. *sniff*
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 12:13 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 27, 2016 12:13 AM (q7T0y)
Let the mayhem.... begin!
* sets up pick-up sticks and dominoes *
Posted by: mindful webworker - in case of beer, break out at June 26, 2016 11:58 PM (exNvx)
OK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxj5wlXY9No
Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2016 12:14 AM (ry34m)
86 Posted by: Epobirs at June 27, 2016 12:12 AM (IdCqF)
"Mexican bathtub cheese"? Well that's the problem right there.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2016 12:13 AM (0mRoj)
Darwin is always ready to snag your ass.
Posted by: eman at June 27, 2016 12:15 AM (MQEz6)
SciShow
https://youtu.be/DF8Ka8Jh0BQ
What a load of crap. They don't even mention the Windows 10 virus.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 27, 2016 12:15 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at June 27, 2016 12:17 AM (zPb1c)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1985_California_listeriosis_outbreak_in_cheese
Posted by: Hugo Boss at June 27, 2016 12:17 AM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 27, 2016 12:17 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 27, 2016 12:18 AM (IqV8l)
'I been-a eatin' da, mexi-cheese...'
Posted by: Hugo Boss at June 27, 2016 12:18 AM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Socratease at June 27, 2016 12:19 AM (2GbWn)
Posted by: JEM at June 27, 2016 12:19 AM (o+SC1)
*ding!* "You've got mail!"
Posted by: mindful webworker - you've got virus! at June 27, 2016 12:12 AM (exNvx)
I still use Howard Dean's scream from 2004 as my incoming e-mail alert.
Posted by: rickl at June 27, 2016 12:19 AM (sdi6R)
There's actually a Wiki article on the Mexican cheese scare of the 1980s...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1985_California_listeriosis_outbreak_in_cheese
Posted by: Hugo Boss
So it's like Blue Bell ice cream and Chipotle restaurants?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 27, 2016 12:19 AM (IqV8l)
http://bit.ly/28XrH5u
h/t Bluebird of Bitterness
Posted by: mindful webworker - you've got virus! at June 27, 2016 12:12 AM (exNvx)
There is something to be said about the now-old-time letter writing.
Having to collect and outline your thoughts before writing is a lost art...
Posted by: I kan haz #Hashtag at June 27, 2016 12:19 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 27, 2016 12:20 AM (q7T0y)
SciShow
https://youtu.be/DF8Ka8Jh0BQ
Posted by: mindful webworker - you've got virus! at June 27, 2016 12:12 AM
(exNvx)
With total respect, but I am not clicking that link
Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2016 12:20 AM (ry34m)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 27, 2016 12:20 AM (q7T0y)
The wiki article and Mexi Radio spoof were me, people!!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 27, 2016 12:20 AM (q7T0y)
how the internet used to be
*ding!* "You've got mail!"
Now
[Vuvuzuela honks] "You've got 400 pieces of spam!"
Email then and now (illo)
http://bit.ly/28XrH5u
h/t Bluebird of Bitterness
5 of the Worst Computer Viruses Ever
SciShow
https://youtu.be/DF8Ka8Jh0BQ
Posted by: mindful webworker - you've got virus! at June 27, 2016 12:12 AM (exNvx)
I've downloaded a new toy -- Qubes. Everything runs in a virtual machine, so you can run your banking and save your passwords in one green-bordered window.....while cruising pr0n in a flash-enabled browser in a red-bordered window.....on the same display. And, yes, it's a real thing -- https://www.qubes-os.org/
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 12:20 AM (EzgxV)
I think the story broke at the same time there was all the lurid stuff about the night stalker in LA.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 27, 2016 12:21 AM (q7T0y)
>> Greenie point of view:
The idea is like so many other things that have come out of the ecofascist brain trust: you force Krups et al to come up with a more efficient and vastly more expensive heating apparatus, the expectation being that they'll eventually figure out how to make it cheaper...just in time for the next round of regulatory clampdowns.
Posted by: JEM at June 27, 2016 12:22 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 26, 2016 11:46 PM (+lVUW)
You mean the ones that got their PhD on the taxpayers' dime so that they could get about 25% more salary so that they could teach 7th grade math?
Back when I was growing up we had PhD's teaching us, we called it "college".
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 27, 2016 12:22 AM (1JnAL)
Yeah, that should work out well with the passwords
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 27, 2016 12:23 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Socratease at June 27, 2016 12:19 AM (2GbWn)
And now you know how we got the gas cans that spill half the gas on the ground because a couple of ounces could "vaporize" between uses in the old ones.
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 27, 2016 12:25 AM (1JnAL)
to George Washington's army.
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 27, 2016 12:26 AM (B7Uun)
>> virtual machine, so you can run your banking and save
>> your passwords in one green-bordered window.
Yeah, been meaning to try that out.
Posted by: JEM at June 27, 2016 12:26 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Hillbillyking at June 27, 2016 12:26 AM (xyV6h)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 27, 2016 12:09 AM (A/+my)
True, but the ONT didn't come up until 11:23pm Eastern time, and I figure a lot of the usual suspects have to get up in the morning for work.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 27, 2016 12:12 AM (
Fell asleep waiting. Now up for awhile
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 27, 2016 12:26 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 27, 2016 12:25 AM (1JnAL)
So lets see we have:
1) Gas cans that do not do a very good job of putting gas in machines.
2) Toilets that cannot flush a single ply toilet sheet.
3) Dishwasher detergent that seems to do virtually nothing.
Anything else?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2016 12:28 AM (3ZoRf)
half the gas on the ground because a couple of ounces could "vaporize"
between uses in the old ones.
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 27, 2016 12:25 AM (1JnAL)
You've never seen a group of firewood cutters all get to the end of the day and dump the remaining ethanol gas in the chainsaw on the gravel road to keep it from eating the valves overnight.
Ethanol gas, it is good for the environment.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2016 12:29 AM (ry34m)
>> the gas on the ground because a couple of ounces could
>> "vaporize" between uses in the old ones.
You do realize the free market has fixes for that...all it's really done is add $10 for the spout kit and $2 for the half-inch spade bit to the price of a gas can.
When you're shopping those used cars, be careful of any PZEVs you run into - the difference between conventional Tier 2 or whatever smog controls and PZEV is largely in the evaporative system - and they can have some terrifyingly expensive fuel system plumbing, seals, fuel pumps, gas tanks. Check parts pricing carefully.
Posted by: JEM at June 27, 2016 12:29 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2016 12:30 AM (3ZoRf)
I'm NUMBER TEN!
I'm NUMBER TEN!
Congrats/Commiserations as needed for the top tens and happy times upon the horde.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 27, 2016 12:31 AM (SzZnW)
Posted by: derit at June 27, 2016 12:32 AM (ewfUZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2016 12:32 AM (Z58Xa)
Correct, rest assured in the knowledge that if you are murdered by the Islamic Jihad you will be avenged by IRS attacks on the Tea Party.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 27, 2016 12:32 AM (SzZnW)
Speaking of M-3s...I absolutely love what the Filipinos did with their M-3s.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 27, 2016 12:33 AM (SzZnW)
>>I've downloaded a new toy -- Qubes. Everything runs in a virtual
machine, so you can run your banking and save your passwords in one
green-bordered window.....while cruising pr0n in a flash-enabled browser
in a red-bordered window.....on the same display. And, yes, it's a real
thing -- https://www.qubes-os.org
Yeah, that should work out well with the passwords
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 27, 2016 12:23 AM (voOPb)
It has templated OS "qubes" that pop up ready and able to do stuff -- and can be suborned and infected with viruses/malware, etc. But when you close the window, no changes are saved. If you open another one, it re-spawns one off the template. You set the level of trust of each respawn based on what you want to do with it -- the templates, themselves are essentially read-only. In addition, all of your hardware is VM'd -- most notably, the internet.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 12:34 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Old Blue at June 27, 2016 12:34 AM (9iR5/)
1) Gas cans that do not do a very good job of putting gas in machines.
2) Toilets that cannot flush a single ply toilet sheet.
3) Dishwasher detergent that seems to do virtually nothing.
Lump washing machines in with the dishwashers.
Shower heads.
Light bulbs, of course.
Posted by: mindful webworker - beyond audience comprehension at June 27, 2016 12:36 AM (exNvx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2016 12:36 AM (Z58Xa)
It's all about control.
They will point a gun at your head and demand you make flame cold to the touch.
EPA are a bunch of illiterate fuckwits.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 27, 2016 12:37 AM (SzZnW)
A cultural attack.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 26, 2016 11:30 PM (P/kVC)
And faulty science, too. Not that faulty science is anything surprising from the gerbil worming alarmists. An electric kettle has its heating element immersed in the water being heated. All the energy consumed goes into the water, and some inevitably escapes into the surrounding air as the water heats the casing of the kettle, and steam is evolved. Those same losses occur with a kettle on a gas or electric range, but in the case of a kettle on a range, some of the heat from the burner or element goes directly into the air, and never warms the kettle. Advantage: electric kettle.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2016 12:37 AM (GSdpU)
Interestingly enough, some 1.6-liter toilets do a great job, and some are horrible.
We have a Duravit (wall-mounted European thing with a tank up in the wall) in the master bathroom, and between the bowl/trap design and the pressure head of the high-mounted tank I thnk it's plugged twice in the past twelve years.
We have an American Standard pressure-bomb toilet in the hall bathroom that can also flush just about anything, though it sounds like a mortar round hitting the pin when you flush it. That bathroom's due for a remodel soon and I'm trying to figure out how to get one of the in-wall Duravits in there.
We also have a cheap Toto in the third bath, and it plugs at least once a week even though it's the least-used of the three. If I didn't have a list of round tuits about fourteen pages long it'd have been gone by now.
Posted by: JEM at June 27, 2016 12:38 AM (o+SC1)
Ever since then, there has been an ongoing problem with home made cheese of that type in the region.
More recently, the busy bodies went nuts over street vendor selling bacon wrapped hot dogs.
Posted by: Epobirs at June 27, 2016 12:38 AM (IdCqF)
Won't take poo all the way?
Roseanna, yeah!
Posted by: derit at June 27, 2016 12:40 AM (ewfUZ)
Posted by: Epobirs at June 27, 2016 12:38 AM (IdCqF)
Ok, NOW they've gone too far!
And I have to make some bacon wrapped hotdogs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2016 12:40 AM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: sven10077
------------------
Shoot Japs?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2016 12:41 AM (Z58Xa)
You have to figure some creative Brit will make an induction tea kettle that loses less efficiency than having to go old school.
God love the EUtopians....they swear that using the same electricity per minute to bring water to a boil in 3 minutes is somehow less efficient than bringing water to boil in 7-10 minutes.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 27, 2016 12:41 AM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 27, 2016 12:41 AM (IqV8l)
After spending time in Germany I never again want to see those toilets that have you poop on a shelf and the water doesn't come in until you flush. Apparently some people there think it is very important to be able to examine your poop.
Posted by: Epobirs at June 27, 2016 12:41 AM (IdCqF)
Paul Bucha, Medal of Honor, Vietnam War
MedalOfHonorBook
https://youtu.be/PfAU-qgw0_E
2015 - 50th Anniversary of the Vietnam War - Captain Paul "Bud" Bucha, USA (Ret.) - Full Version
MarinesMemorialClub
https://youtu.be/H_JGeJKSOS8
I recommend them.
Posted by: mindful webworker - 2S dodger and not proud at June 27, 2016 12:43 AM (exNvx)
Tricked them out to SOPMOD level suppression with full length picatinny rails and starlight scopes.
Wheeee almost makes me want to become a Filipino.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 27, 2016 12:43 AM (SzZnW)
Shower heads.
Light bulbs, of course.
Posted by: mindful webworker - beyond audience comprehension at June 27, 2016 12:36 AM
Nice, I forgot light bulbs.
Also, making every single car from every automaker look essentially the same. All with mile high front ends so pedestrians that get hit feel like they are in a bouncy castle, I guess.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2016 12:43 AM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at June 27, 2016 12:44 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Epobirs at June 27, 2016 12:41 AM (IdCqF)
Well, they ARE Germans.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2016 12:44 AM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 27, 2016 12:44 AM (A/+my)
Oh, shower heads.
By law a shower head's not supposed to flow more than 2.5 gallons per minute, right?
So every new or remodeled home you see has three showerheads in the shower. Not to mention the body sprays.
Our master shower has only one showerhead, but it's a big one, and the restrictor orifice was visited by a 5/16in drill bit before it went in. Works a treat.
Posted by: JEM at June 27, 2016 12:45 AM (o+SC1)
NO.
Next question
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 27, 2016 12:45 AM (voOPb)
Well, without the tenfold price increase, they might not need Obamacare to help them out, and then where would we all be? In a huge pickle, that's where!
Posted by: torquewrench at June 27, 2016 12:46 AM (noWW6)
.Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 12:34 AM (EzgxV)
Does it come with instructions for the remedial class?
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 27, 2016 12:47 AM (B7Uun)
Aetius451AD:
1) Gas cans that do not do a very good job of putting gas in machines.
2) Toilets that cannot flush a single ply toilet sheet.
3) Dishwasher detergent that seems to do virtually nothing.
Lump washing machines in with the dishwashers.
Shower heads.
Light bulbs, of course.
Posted by: mindful webworker - beyond audience comprehension at June 27, 2016 12:36 AM (exNvx)
Quite famously, Consumer Reports is involved with a couple of these. In something like 1985, they had a bunch of clothes washers rated as "79/100" -- within 5 years, nothing was better than 65.....but did they note that the EPA had changed clothes washer standards?????
And, even more on-point, they did a test of shower heads where one came out clearly superior. They, then, tested it for EPA water-use standards and it failed. Rather than let its paid subscribers know which one to buy, they chose to rat the manufacturer out to the EPA before telling its subscribers -- which kind of "outed" them as to where their loyalties lied.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 12:47 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cosmo kramer at June 27, 2016 12:48 AM (A/+my)
>> those toilets that have you poop on a shelf
No, this isn't THAT kind of European toilet. This one has a normal bowl.
There was a plumbing site somewhere that once compared the US and European approach to 1.6-liter toilets - the US mfrs have a bigger water spot, so more water in the bowl which leaves less for the flush. The European toilets (and I think the Aussie Caromas) - keep less water in the bowl which leaves more for the flush.
The guy on the site put it as "The difference between a Euro toilet and a US toilet is the difference between a brush and a plunger."
Posted by: JEM at June 27, 2016 12:49 AM (o+SC1)
In the US they banned water heaters over 40 gallons. These were specifically designed for off peak use. So stupid and in conflict with their stated goals.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/z3k6vjk
Posted by: Willy J. at June 27, 2016 12:49 AM (wfv0g)
"We work magic tell us what you need..."
//NIST
Posted by: sven10077 at June 27, 2016 12:50 AM (SzZnW)
Posted by: cosmo kramer at June 27, 2016 12:48 AM (A/+my)
Are they racist shower heads?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2016 12:52 AM (3ZoRf)
Via Insty: Daily Caller Uh Oh Geological Science caught with hands on the scale.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 27, 2016 12:52 AM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2016 12:52 AM (y5tDv)
but just a little bitty.
Enough so that tomorrow
it will raise the humiditty.
Posted by: mindful webworker - overheated at June 27, 2016 12:52 AM (exNvx)
You have to figure some creative Brit will make an induction tea kettle that loses less efficiency than having to go old school.
God love the EUtopians....they swear that using the same electricity per minute to bring water to a boil in 3 minutes is somehow less efficient than bringing water to boil in 7-10 minutes.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 27, 2016 12:41 AM (SzZnW)
It's not the energy the tea kettle uses, it's that tea and toast are downright British. It's about stamping out anything that gives a nation an identity.
If they make it take longer to make the tea, people will just start saying "fuck it" to tea.
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 27, 2016 12:52 AM (1JnAL)
me The Rolling Stones title "Tumbling Dice". Can't understand any other
damn word Jagger sings in that song.
Posted by: derit at June 27, 2016 12:32 AM
A whole bunch of songs on that LP are like that. Odd recording conditions and mixing process on most of the album. The vox are often at the back of the bus and somewhat muddy. Re Tumbling Dice... screw what Jagger's doing... listen to the guitars!
Posted by: otho at June 27, 2016 12:53 AM (EWg9n)
Posted by: derit at June 27, 2016 12:54 AM (ewfUZ)
They've been trying to break the Brits of their Tea addiction for 45 years hasn't worked yet.
My own tea addiction is sassafras tea....
"Good luck EUtopia"
Posted by: sven10077 at June 27, 2016 12:56 AM (SzZnW)
>> showerheads in the shower. Not to mention the body
>> sprays.
Out here in California we have the Title 24 energy efficiency code which constrains everything from how big the windows can be to the type of primary lighting in bathrooms and kitchens.
Things are changing a little now with LEDs, etc. but for a very long time after Title 24 went in and mandated that the primary lighting in bathrooms and kitchens be flourescent, building contractors carried around their 'final inspection lights' that'd be hung in the bathroom (especially) for the city inspector, then just as quickly removed.
Posted by: JEM at June 27, 2016 12:56 AM (o+SC1)
So I've heard.... "but that would be wrong...."
Stayed at a hotel last weekend during the family reonion. Old-fashioned full-flush toilet and, especially nice, a shower head that was goosenecked up to above the 6' level, so I didn't have to scrunch down to get my hair wet.
Posted by: mindful webworker - la la la la at June 27, 2016 12:56 AM (exNvx)
>> 2) Toilets that cannot flush a single ply toilet sheet.
Interestingly enough, some 1.6-liter toilets do a great job, and some are horrible.
We have a Duravit (wall-mounted European thing with a tank up in the
wall) in the master bathroom, and between the bowl/trap design and the
pressure head of the high-mounted tank I thnk it's plugged twice in the
past twelve years.
We have an American Standard pressure-bomb toilet in the hall
bathroom that can also flush just about anything, though it sounds like a
mortar round hitting the pin when you flush it. That bathroom's due
for a remodel soon and I'm trying to figure out how to get one of the
in-wall Duravits in there.
We also have a cheap Toto in the third bath, and it plugs at least
once a week even though it's the least-used of the three. If I didn't
have a list of round tuits about fourteen pages long it'd have been gone
by now.
Posted by: JEM at June 27, 2016 12:38 AM (o+SC1)
We were so pleased at the performance of our first American Standard "Cadet" 1.6 gpf that we actually changed-out the other 1955-era standard flush for an identical unit. Unfortunately, a few years later the tank got leaned-on and broke where the bolts go through.....and you can't easily buy 1.6 gpf tanks any more in California [I eventually got one, but everything was, IIRC, 1.28 gpf].
Have I mentioned lately how much I hate living in the "first draft of technocrat utopia" state?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 12:56 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: torquewrench at June 27, 2016 12:46 AM (noWW6)
Yeah, but this was decreed way before O'Care. Uniparty did it to help out whatever company that patented a non-aerosol delivery. You can use aerosol deodorant, but cheap life saving medicine for your kid that can't breathe? Naw.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at June 27, 2016 12:57 AM (GzDYP)
I hear the NYPD will put you in a chokehold and wrestle you to the ground for selling illegal shower heads on the street.
Posted by: JEM at June 27, 2016 12:58 AM (o+SC1)
#131
After spending time in Germany I never again want to see
those toilets that have you poop on a shelf and the water doesn't come
in until you flush. Apparently some people there think it is very
important to be able to examine your poop.
Posted by: Epobirs at June 27, 2016 12:41 AM (IdCqF)
Probably the same sorts who eschew TP in favor of rounded stones. Or don't flush the TP.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 12:59 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: derit at June 27, 2016 12:32 AM (ewfUZ)
Great song, but those have to be the most unintelligible lyrics of all time.
Posted by: rickl at June 27, 2016 12:59 AM (sdi6R)
You can't make worker's paradise without choking a few Mofos out...
//Bill DeStalino
Posted by: sven10077 at June 27, 2016 12:59 AM (SzZnW)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 12:56 AM (EzgxV)
How long before they just have tanks the size of dixie cups?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2016 12:59 AM (3ZoRf)
It's a 1.2 I think but press the lever and Kaboom it's flushed. Kaboom.
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 27, 2016 12:59 AM (B7Uun)
Posted by: derit at June 27, 2016 01:00 AM (ewfUZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2016 01:01 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 27, 2016 01:01 AM (B7Uun)
147
"Inhalers for asthmatics that cost $50 instead of $5."
Well,
without the tenfold price increase, they might not need Obamacare to
help them out, and then where would we all be? In a huge pickle, that's
where!
Posted by: torquewrench at June 27, 2016 12:46 AM (noWW6)
Everything in healthcare is overpriced by a factor of at least 5. Check veterinary meds if you don't believe it -- they're made at the same time on the same production lines. Five pumps out of the results go to dogs at $5/shot, 45 go to people at $25/shot.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 01:01 AM (EzgxV)
It's a 1.2 I think but press the lever and Kaboom it's flushed. Kaboom.
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 27, 2016 12:59 AM (B7Uun)
What happens if the pressure seal fails, catastrophic blowback?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2016 01:03 AM (GSdpU)
WND and other news outlets have reported on the case involving three juvenile boys, two from Sudan and one from Iraq, who allegedly sexually assaulted a 5-year-old special-needs girl in the laundry room of the Fawnbrook Apartments in Twin Falls, Idaho.
The incident occurred on June 2, but did not come to light until more than two weeks later when stories began to swirl on social media.
The two older boys from Sudan were arrested on June 17 and released from juvenile detention less than a week later on June 23 pending further court proceedings.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 27, 2016 01:03 AM (e8kgV)
It has templated OS "qubes" that pop up ready and able to do stuff --
and can be suborned and infected with viruses/malware, etc. But when
you close the window, no changes are saved. If you open another one, it
re-spawns one off the template. You set the level of trust of each
respawn based on what you want to do with it -- the templates,
themselves are essentially read-only. In addition, all of your hardware
is VM'd -- most notably, the internet.
.Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 12:34 AM (EzgxV)
Does it come with instructions for the remedial class?
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 27, 2016 12:47 AM (B7Uun)
The ones already infected with malware? Yeah, on several occasions it says, "you're fucked." The ones who don't get the scheme? Yeah, there are tutorials.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 01:04 AM (EzgxV)
The ungenerous person says that is greed...the generous person says it is "lawyers."
Fido doesn't sue often.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 27, 2016 01:04 AM (SzZnW)
Oboy... I'm gonna check out now, before the tap opens and the flood of puns comes pouring in. They'll be plumb awful, I'm sure, as too many try to faucet.
I've taken my remedies for the rheumatoid-arthritis neuritis neuralgia nostalgia lumbago luego - Ron Rico in an OJ mixer - and these pills. So, I'm ready to wake up happy, healthy, and ready to take on the week.
See you at the Vic roundup. Or, later....
Posted by: mindful webworker - creak, groan at June 27, 2016 01:06 AM (exNvx)
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 27, 2016 01:03 AM (e8kgV)
Twin Falls must be an awfully poor town; nobody can afford to buy rope.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2016 01:08 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: mindful webworker - whew at June 27, 2016 01:08 AM (exNvx)
Needed that.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at June 27, 2016 01:08 AM (xyV6h)
--------------
Shut up and paint your roof white.
Posted by: EPA at June 27, 2016 01:09 AM (Z58Xa)
recording conditions and mixing process on most of the album. The vox
are often at the back of the bus and somewhat muddy. Re Tumbling Dice...
screw what Jagger's doing... listen to the guitars!
Posted by: otho at June 27, 2016 12:53 AM (EWg9n)
Read a story back in the '70s that Jagger asked Linda Rondstadt why she didn't do any of his songs, she replied she couldn't understand the words in any of his songs, so he wrote out the lyrics for "Tumblin' Dice" for her to record.
Posted by: BignJames at June 27, 2016 01:10 AM (9RGU3)
>> So every new or remodeled home you see has three
>> showerheads in the shower. Not to mention the body
>> sprays.
Out here in California we have the Title 24 energy efficiency code
which constrains everything from how big the windows can be to the type
of primary lighting in bathrooms and kitchens.
Things are changing a little now with LEDs, etc. but for a very long
time after Title 24 went in and mandated that the primary lighting in
bathrooms and kitchens be flourescent, building contractors carried
around their 'final inspection lights' that'd be hung in the bathroom
(especially) for the city inspector, then just as quickly removed.
Posted by: JEM at June 27, 2016 12:56 AM (o+SC1)
I'm very proud of our Title 24 compliant lighting in our 2004 kitchen remodel. It's high-output fluorescents (think growlights or aquarium lighting) firing up into the high-gloss space between our operable skylights. It makes it look like daylight flooding the kitchen from the skylight well, when used at night.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 01:10 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------------
Free cereal.
Posted by: EPA at June 27, 2016 01:11 AM (Z58Xa)
Posted by: sven10077
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Surpressed sub-sonic .45. What's not to like?
Posted by: EPA at June 27, 2016 01:13 AM (Z58Xa)
Have I mentioned lately how much I hate living in the "first draft of technocrat utopia" state?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 12:56 AM (EzgxV)
How long before they just have tanks the size of dixie cups?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2016 12:59 AM (3ZoRf)
I suspect the endgame is when you do a #2, you have to go down to Home Depot and hire a bunch of illegal aliens to piss its way into the sewer system.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 01:13 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2016 01:14 AM (y5tDv)
I bought a "pressure flusher" commode.
It's a 1.2 I think but press the lever and Kaboom it's flushed. Kaboom.
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 27, 2016 12:59 AM (B7Uun)
Does it fill the room with a pleasant aerosol of E. coli in the process, just in case you store your toothbrushes nearby?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 01:14 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 27, 2016 01:14 AM (B7Uun)
#LaCuchaRaza
#NoSafeSpaceForOldMen
What do you get when you ask a EUtopian the time?
I don't know, the Committee on Time-telling hasn't submitted its report to the Euro-Parliament for review yet!
Posted by: The Midnight Chalkening at June 27, 2016 01:15 AM (8rmdN)
One of the contributing factors to PSA 182's crash was white roofs.
//Your Friends at the NTSB
https://youtu.be/n3eNEkW2aqc
9:02 am A tribute to PSA 182
Posted by: sven10077 at June 27, 2016 01:16 AM (SzZnW)
Linda Rondstadt why she didn't do any of his songs, she replied she
couldn't understand the words in any of his songs, so he wrote out the
lyrics for "Tumblin' Dice" for her to record.
Posted by: BignJames at June 27, 2016 01:10 AM
Tight ass bitch wouldn't shell out for the sheet music?
Posted by: otho at June 27, 2016 01:17 AM (EWg9n)
http://www.ufunk.net/en/photos/flesh-love/
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2016 01:14 AM (y5tDv)
Wow. I got nothing. It feels like I should have something for this... but I got nothing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2016 01:17 AM (3ZoRf)
And Japan wins the WTF Award, again
http://www.ufunk.net/en/photos/flesh-love/
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2016 01:14 AM (y5tDv)
That seems like it'd be kind o' dangerous....
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 01:18 AM (EzgxV)
Of course, by then you'll all be in managed Googlemobiles anyhow.
Pay no attention to the integration of Google and The Party.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2016 01:19 AM (Z58Xa)
No, it really works. Bam and it's gone.
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 27, 2016 01:19 AM (B7Uun)
Posted by: derit at June 27, 2016 01:20 AM (ewfUZ)
Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2016 01:20 AM (qUNWi)
http://www.ufunk.net/en/photos/flesh-love/
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2016 01:14 AM (y5tDv)
That seems like it'd be kind o' dangerous....
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 01:18 AM (EzgxV)
Nah, it's all good.
Posted by: David Carradine at June 27, 2016 01:22 AM (3Liv/)
199
Does it fill the room with a pleasant aerosol of E. coli in the process,
just in case you store your toothbrushes nearby?<<<
No, it really works. Bam and it's gone.
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 27, 2016 01:19 AM (B7Uun)
Here, I always figured it was "Bam!" and on Emeril's show....
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 01:23 AM (EzgxV)
Of course in the case of Han, there is always the Carbonite option.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2016 01:23 AM (y5tDv)
Posted by: Al Roker at June 27, 2016 01:24 AM (GSdpU)
Of course in the case of Han, there is always the Carbonite option.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2016 01:23 AM (y5tDv)
I just keep wondering what happens when one of the couples farts during the shoot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2016 01:25 AM (3ZoRf)
And Japan wins the WTF Award, again
http://www.ufunk.net/en/photos/flesh-love/
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2016 01:14 AM (y5tDv)
That seems like it'd be kind o' dangerous....
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 01:18 AM (EzgxV)
Nah, it's all good.
Posted by: David Carradine at June 27, 2016 01:22 AM (3Liv/)
If you say so....
Posted by: Michael Hutchence at June 27, 2016 01:25 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: otho at June 27, 2016 01:17 AM (EWg9n)
Guess not. I think she did a Warren Zevon song on that album....but you could understand him.
Posted by: BignJames at June 27, 2016 01:25 AM (9RGU3)
Posted by: Vertov at June 27, 2016 01:25 AM (5RwQo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2016 01:25 AM (y5tDv)
Loss of vacuum.
Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2016 01:26 AM (qUNWi)
204 Aetius and Cthulhu, as I said - WTF
Of course in the case of Han, there is always the Carbonite option.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2016 01:23 AM (y5tDv)
I just keep wondering what happens when one of the couples farts during the shoot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2016 01:25 AM (3ZoRf)
The ultimate Dutch Oven....?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 01:26 AM (EzgxV)
howdy all - late to the thread
Posted by: Vertov at June 27, 2016 01:25 AM (5RwQo)
Think of all the things you've missed!!!!!
Oh, and then read it.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 01:27 AM (EzgxV)
http://www.ufunk.net/en/photos/flesh-love/
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2016 01:14 AM (y5tDv)
Definition of artist keeps getting looser and looser.
Posted by: BignJames at June 27, 2016 01:28 AM (9RGU3)
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 27, 2016 01:29 AM (B7Uun)
Posted by: derit at June 27, 2016 01:30 AM (ewfUZ)
And Japan wins the WTF Award, again
http://www.ufunk.net/en/photos/flesh-love/
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2016 01:14 AM (y5tDv)
Definition of artist keeps getting looser and looser.
Posted by: BignJames at June 27, 2016 01:28 AM (9RGU3)
Definition of "worthless parasite" not keeping up....
Posted by: European Union at June 27, 2016 01:30 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: BignJames at June 27, 2016 01:28 AM (9RGU3)
I'm an artist, and work in media.
Posted by: Al Roker at June 27, 2016 01:30 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: BignJames at June 27, 2016 01:28 AM (9RGU3)
In this case, tighter and tighter! *rimshot*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2016 01:30 AM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Vertov at June 27, 2016 01:31 AM (5RwQo)
Previous owner ran an extra line, not from the house line but from the
meter to house line, about one foot below the surface. The rule here is
eighteen inches.
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 27, 2016 01:29 AM (B7Uun)
That's not good. Deeper is better.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 01:31 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: BignJames at June 27, 2016 01:31 AM (9RGU3)
Yeah SMOD stat.
Night all. Oyasumi. Ciao.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2016 01:33 AM (y5tDv)
Posted by: BignJames at June 27, 2016 01:31 AM (9RGU3)
Well, looser. Any looser, and I'd be a diarist.
Posted by: Al Roker at June 27, 2016 01:33 AM (GSdpU)
That's not good. Deeper is better.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 01:31 AM
-----------
That's what she said.
Posted by: Buh Dum Tsss at June 27, 2016 01:33 AM (XfEYT)
Definition of artist keeps getting looser and looser.
///
And all big media gets paid more and more.
Matt Lauer buys a gerbil ranch for $36.5 million.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/h6m7kkn
Posted by: Willy J. at June 27, 2016 01:37 AM (wfv0g)
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 27, 2016 01:40 AM (B7Uun)
One thing I do not like is that it uses the same kind of format as does the World at War Documentary on WWII. They take one element of the war and then follow it from the beginning to the end of the war. I find this makes it harder to get a sense of how the different elements fit together.
I am wondering why this style is used, when a more chronological format, I think gives you a better sense of the event as a whole. The only thing I can think is for use in a classroom. If you are using the documentary to teach about some specific component of the war, like say the development of tanks or the Armenian Genocide, this way you can give a compartmentalized overview of the subject in question in a smaller way, whereas something like Ken Burns's Civil War makes it harder to use in a classroom because a subject in question may be spread out over several episodes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2016 01:42 AM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2016 01:43 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2016 01:44 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 27, 2016 01:45 AM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 01:46 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 01:49 AM (EzgxV)
Also caught a showing of The Shallows. Excellent movie. Well acted. Great story. Flawlessly executed special effects. No fluff or filler. No political commentary.
Is it strange that I would like to eat a California roll off of Blake Lively's perfect ass?
Posted by: Sharkman at June 27, 2016 02:00 AM (CS7jF)
Posted by: flyover at June 27, 2016 02:05 AM (SVz6E)
---
who?
i don't get out much.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2016 02:18 AM (i/KKS)
There are two philosophies when it comes to teaching...
do you teach from the Big Picture down? or the Details up?
BOTH are valid, and can work.... and will be effective with different students (and instructors)...
Like me... it sounds like you are a Big Picture down kind of person...
Posted by: Don Quixote... USN Ret. at June 27, 2016 02:26 AM (qf6WZ)
seriously worth the read, even if we're not sure what to do with the info. (IMHO, of course)
https://blog.usni.org/2016/06/22/preparing-for-the-next-ism
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2016 02:26 AM (i/KKS)
Is it strange that I would like to eat a California roll off of Blake Lively's perfect ass?
---
who?
i don't get out much.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2016 02:18 AM (i/KKS)
If her ass is worth eating a California roll, it's equally worth a scoop of gelato -- and sweeter.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 02:27 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2016 02:26 AM (i/KKS)
Care to blurb it? I won't connect to it. Says it is an "insecure website" According to FF
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Death to doughnut jokes.... at June 27, 2016 02:30 AM (WVsWD)
here's a link from Cdr Sal re, the next "ism"...
seriously worth the read, even if we're not sure what to do with the info. (IMHO, of course)
https://blog.usni.org/2016/06/22/preparing-for-the-next-ism
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2016 02:26 AM (i/KKS)
The security certificate for that article expired earlier today, according to my rabidly paranoid suite of security apps and add-ons.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 02:31 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 02:34 AM (EzgxV)
Congratulations to a magnificent organization and also to Nigel
Farage, who has nobly fought his way upstream through constant
disinformation and (often personal) calumny for over 25 years.
Having finally succeeded in his fight against Brussels, is there any
chance of "borrowing" him on our side of the pond to fight against
"Brussels on the Potomac"?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 02:37 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 02:43 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 02:46 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 02:43 AM (EzgxV)
Nah, I'm still here, checking occasionally, making steam.
Posted by: BignJames at June 27, 2016 02:50 AM (9RGU3)
nope. 4th try.... the title should be all you need to know.
the ism in question is islamism.
#duh
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2016 02:50 AM (i/KKS)
It's not that I don't trust the site, I don't trust what people outside the side may be exploiting.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Death to doughnut jokes.... at June 27, 2016 02:52 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 02:53 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Death to doughnut jokes.... at June 27, 2016 02:53 AM (WVsWD)
"it's the US Naval Institute,"
It's not that I don't trust the site, I don't trust what people outside the side may be exploiting.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Death to doughnut jokes.... at June 27, 2016 02:52 AM (WVsWD)
If the USNI can't keep their internet shit together.....it must be an Obama administration. And no thanks.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 02:54 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2016 02:55 AM (i/KKS)
is perfect paranoia perfect awareness?
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2016 02:57 AM (i/KKS)
truth be told, i got an error message this time, that i didn't when i initially read the poast...
is perfect paranoia perfect awareness?
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2016 02:57 AM (i/KKS)
Awareness of the ingrained security flaws of damned near everything is the first level; understanding how this permeates to your private security is the next; extrapolating this to your "web presence" is the third level; getting a glimpse of government totalitarianism is the fourth.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 03:00 AM (EzgxV)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/27/army-chiefs- bungled-intelligence-from-germans-prisoners-that-cou/
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2016 03:00 AM (i/KKS)
;-)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2016 02:55 AM (i/KKS)
Actually they were sitting right here in front of my face. Was looking right at them.
Of course.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Death to doughnut jokes.... at June 27, 2016 03:01 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2016 03:00 AM (i/KKS)
Got a 404 for that one.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Death to doughnut jokes.... at June 27, 2016 03:03 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 03:08 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 03:13 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 03:21 AM (EzgxV)
i put spaces in them... unlike TinyUrl, i want you to know where i'm sending you, but Pixy makes that hard because 1980s....
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2016 03:22 AM (i/KKS)
tinyURL has a preview feature. I always use it.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Death to doughnut jokes.... at June 27, 2016 03:29 AM (WVsWD)
by breaking up a link, i give my fellow moron/ettes a clear view of where i am suggesting they go.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2016 03:34 AM (i/KKS)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 03:35 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Epobirs at June 27, 2016 12:41 AM (IdCqF)
Apparently the Germans have many, many names for their poop, depending on consistency, color, stench, etc., etc. Somewhat like the Eskimos and their multiple names for ice.
In other words, they are truly fucked in the head.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 27, 2016 03:36 AM (N6ch2)
"Many thanks for your email.
We will endeavour to deal with your enquiry as soon as possible.
However, we are experiencing extremely high volumes of email
correspondence, so please bear with us
Kind Regards
The UKIP Communications Team"
Y'think?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 03:39 AM (EzgxV)
"In the world of shareable, clickable content, there are two modes: You can be irreverent, young, and hip (and get less shares), or you can appeal to the middle-aged audience that shares the most but is the most easily offended. To get a slice of that sweet pie of conservative readership, you have to avoid any sarcasm, any line pushing, any jokes that could be misconstrued as offensive."
He then goes on to lament the reaction he got that can best be described as classic liberal SJWism gone hog-wild. I don't think many conservatives sit around fretting about micropigs, other than the fact that they don't provide enough meat.
Posted by: Average Guy at June 27, 2016 03:43 AM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Death to doughnut jokes.... at June 27, 2016 03:44 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2016 03:56 AM (EzgxV)
I couldn't remember who the culprit was...what happened to him?
Posted by: BignJames at June 27, 2016 04:02 AM (9RGU3)
That and a extra large order of Potato Ole's from Taco Johns.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Death to doughnut jokes.... at June 27, 2016 04:23 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois JOTT at June 27, 2016 04:24 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2016 04:31 AM (d9qXV)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois JOTT at June 27, 2016 04:38 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois JOTT at June 27, 2016 04:43 AM (WVsWD)
https://youtu.be/7LmDNby6jC0
Posted by: Tim in Illinois JOTT at June 27, 2016 04:54 AM (WVsWD)
Not only did I kill the thread, I dismembered the body too.
Quick!
Fire up the boat and get me some heavy chains and moving blankets.
Time to hide the evidence!
Posted by: Tim in Illinois JOTT at June 27, 2016 05:02 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2016 05:03 AM (d9qXV)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Jump on the Trump Train. Woot WooooooT!!!! at June 27, 2016 05:05 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Jump on the Trump Train. Woot WooooooT!!!! at June 27, 2016 05:10 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Jump on the Trump Train. Woot WooooooT!!!! at June 27, 2016 05:34 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Wenn sie mich Morgen erschiessen??? at June 27, 2016 05:46 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 05:54 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/juo5ma5
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 05:55 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/h3phjr7
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 05:55 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/jr4vmqz
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 05:55 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/jgeoxbv
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 05:55 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/gq6gh2x
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 05:55 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/zog8oyo
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 05:56 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/jjtw32b
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 05:56 AM (mpXpK)
This latest POS from Obama is just breathtaking in its unconstitutional and illegal status. In fact, this is outright treason. WTF is congress doing? As usual, nothing.
Obama Administration and UN Announce Global Police Force to Fight Extremism In U.S.
UN police and troops in the US to quell opposition to Obama???? 10 years ago I would have called highlighting this "black helicopter" paranoia. Now it is routine. I am afraid that it will not take much more of this kind of crap before there really will be some extremism in the US and the FSA and its promoter will not be able to stop it.
http://tinyurl.com/p9rmhjz
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 05:56 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/hnur9oh
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 05:56 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/h8llug2
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 05:57 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/h7wz7w2
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 05:57 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/j8euv3a
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 05:57 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/zfdmko3
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 05:57 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/j4zfto6
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 05:58 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/hkh8x8d
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 05:58 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 05:58 AM (mpXpK)
What a shame.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Wenn sie mich Morgen erschiessen??? at June 27, 2016 06:02 AM (WVsWD)
Don't get caught up in the comments on the Mia Love story. What a collection of pure shit.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Wenn sie mich Morgen erschiessen??? at June 27, 2016 06:06 AM (WVsWD)
Good Lord!
Don't get caught up in the comments on the Mia Love story. What a collection of pure shit.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Wenn sie mich Morgen erschiessen??? at June 27, 2016 06:06 AM (WVsWD)
I didn't read the comments. Bad?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 06:07 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 06:07 AM (mpXpK)
Understatement. I think the "leading elder of zion" was taking over there.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Wenn sie mich Morgen erschiessen??? at June 27, 2016 06:08 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 06:10 AM (mpXpK)
Not surprising.
Those guys are everywhere!
Posted by: fluffy at June 27, 2016 06:12 AM (eiFlk)
Posted by: Gordon Lightbender at June 27, 2016 06:21 AM (xq1gO)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at June 27, 2016 06:27 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 06:28 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez_ at June 27, 2016 06:29 AM (gUoN4)
Readers Digest Condensed Version:
comment: TRUMP IS A MORON AND SO ARE YOU!
reply: YOU'RE THE MORON, CUCK!
Repeat about eleventy million times and you've pretty much got the whole comments section.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - I speak of the Pompatous of Love at June 27, 2016 06:30 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: firefirefire at June 27, 2016 06:32 AM (of67s)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 06:34 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 06:34 AM (mpXpK)
Who didn't see it coming??
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Wenn sie mich Morgen erschiessen??? at June 27, 2016 06:37 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Wenn sie mich Morgen erschiessen??? at June 27, 2016 06:37 AM (WVsWD)
We often said he would start policing opponents but not that he would bring in foreign troops. That is treason.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 06:38 AM (mpXpK)
One of them claimed to have spoken with Loretta Lynch and to have received encouragement from her.
Their plan was to so disrupt the process that President Cockbite would declare martial law.
I have no idea about the veracity of the blog where I read this.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 27, 2016 06:39 AM (ZEzaq)
The political pope is now wading into the gaystapo waters. Is there no political PC thing he will not get into? The college of Cardinals must depose this man before he destroys the church.
I've found it's much easier - and particularly pisses off the PC brigade - to say, "Benedict is the true pope."
And if you're waiting for the College to grow some stones and kick Frankie Fabulous to the curb, Vic, you're better off waiting for Jesus to come back first. The College is infested with the lavender mafia.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2016 06:44 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 06:38 AM (mpXpK)
So it is.
One of the main reasons emotion has not taken hold of me this election season is that like many others, we are being pushed into choosing sides.
You are either with God and Jesus or you are with lucifer. I know where I stand on this issue. What am I waiting for?
The Trumpet that will never call retreat.
End rant.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Wenn sie mich Morgen erschiessen??? at June 27, 2016 06:46 AM (WVsWD)
Oddly, I'd support both of those.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 27, 2016 06:47 AM (ZEzaq)
We often said he would start policing opponents but not that he would bring in foreign troops. That is treason.
Treason prospers because none dare call it treason.
But go ahead. Call your GOPe rep. Tell them this is treason. Demand they do something about it.
And then enjoy the lovely, dulcet sound of a dial tone after they hang up on you.
In the immortal words of William Marcy Tweed, "what are you going to do about it?"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2016 06:47 AM (X6fMO)
I'll admit that I like to say "more ammo" sometimes. But more ammo really is the only solution sometimes.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 27, 2016 06:49 AM (ZEzaq)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 06:50 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Wenn sie mich Morgen erschiessen??? at June 27, 2016 06:50 AM (WVsWD)
about organizing huge demonstrations at the conventions.
One of them claimed to have spoken with Loretta Lynch and to have received encouragement from her.
Their plan was to so disrupt the process that President Cockbite would declare martial law.
I have no idea about the veracity of the blog where I read this.
.
.
.
.Not sure which website you were at, but it must be all wrapped up in tin foil.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 27, 2016 06:52 AM (iONHu)
Washington Times says Brexit has prompted renewed interest in secession by Texas and California.
Oddly, I'd support both of those.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 27, 2016 06:47 AM (ZEzaq)
I would say we are at the point where we would be better off if CA, OR, WA and every State north of PA and VA seceeded. And maybe throw in a few mid-West States like IL, WI, and MI too.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 06:52 AM (mpXpK)
1) Gas cans that do not do a very good job of putting gas in machines.
2) Toilets that cannot flush a single ply toilet sheet.
3) Dishwasher detergent that seems to do virtually nothing.
Anything else?
_____________________
4) $5 lightbulbs that put out shitty, eye-damaging light and that you need to wear a hazmat uniform to dispose of as they are filled with dangerous mercury
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 27, 2016 06:55 AM (NnYnv)
The story wasn't well-sourced and I'm not familiar with the blog.
That said, I don't find it beyond the realm of possibility. I'm not at all convinced there's going to be an election in November.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 27, 2016 06:55 AM (ZEzaq)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 06:52 AM (mpXpK)
Ummm....No.
Just Chicago, Rockford and Cairo.
We'll level the goober'mint district of Springfield to the ground. Scatter the stones while the wood is burning and then apply salt to said ground.
Without those 4 cities, Illinois is pure red.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Wenn sie mich Morgen erschiessen??? at June 27, 2016 06:56 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Wenn sie mich Morgen erschiessen??? at June 27, 2016 06:58 AM (WVsWD)
The story wasn't well-sourced and I'm not familiar with the blog.
That said, I don't find it beyond the realm of possibility. I'm not
at all convinced there's going to be an election in November.
.
.
.
.
.If that eventuality were to come about, which I seriously doubt will happen at least in my lifetime, the Federal Government would find out what Yamamato was talking about when he said there is a rifle behind every blade of grass.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 27, 2016 06:59 AM (iONHu)
Second he fat shames the womenfolk. Valid point. Stand outside a restaurant smoking a cigarette and watch who gives you the dirty look.
Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at June 27, 2016 07:00 AM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Wenn sie mich Morgen erschiessen??? at June 27, 2016 06:56 AM (WVsWD)
You can say that about any State in the union. Get rid of NYC, Rochester, and Buffalo and NY would be a red State.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 07:01 AM (mpXpK)
Whether or not there is a USA in January is the unanswered question.
Obama has demonstrated that laws are mostly optional depending on one's audacity.
Posted by: Gordon Lightbender at June 27, 2016 07:01 AM (xq1gO)
So no comments on Obama's intent to put UN troops in the US to police dissidents to his regime?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 06:34 AM (mpXpK)
Did you notice the date on that article?
Posted by: BignJames at June 27, 2016 07:01 AM (9RGU3)
Did you notice the date on that article?
Posted by: BignJames at June 27, 2016 07:01 AM (9RGU3)
I thought they said it was the Wed of last week??? Let me go back and relook.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 07:02 AM (mpXpK)
The fascinating thing about this ruling is going to be the "reasoning" the progressive apparatchiks on the court come up with to say that states have no need or right to impose health standards on medical facilities.
Puppy mills have higher sanitary and medical standards than most abortion clinics.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 27, 2016 07:03 AM (MFW6C)
Un.mothercfukin.beleivable. And not one GOP slug will raise a voice. And the MSM will yawn.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 27, 2016 07:04 AM (DIhU5)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 07:06 AM (mpXpK)
Is it?
I don't think so.
So we need a better solution.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Wenn sie mich Morgen erschiessen??? at June 27, 2016 07:07 AM (WVsWD)
Milo Yiannopoulos is my daddy, and even though I'm not gay, I'd make out with him if he needed me to. I wouldn't have sex with him, but I'd make out with him.
But only if he needed me to.
Posted by: Anti Antifa at June 27, 2016 07:07 AM (AZiR2)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 27, 2016 07:04 AM (DIhU5)
Evidently it has already been implemented a year ago and we didn't even know about it.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 07:08 AM (mpXpK)
the progressive apparatchiks on the court come up with to say that
states have no need or right to impose health standards on medical
facilities.
Puppy mills have higher sanitary and medical standards than most abortion clinics.
.
.
.
.Here in Kentucky the Governor is in a fight with the AG who is the former Governor's son over the abortion clinic in Lexington. It has operated for years with no license and Bevin ordered it closed until they can get an actual Medical License to do abortions.
The Democrat AG Beshears is suing Bevin and it is going to the Supreme Court soon saying Bevin just wants to ban abortions in Kentucky.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 27, 2016 07:08 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: ANTiSEEN at June 27, 2016 07:09 AM (Op6hd)
It also isn't right to abandon the rons and ettes in areas everyone want to kick out.
Is it?
I don't think so.
So we need a better solution.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Wenn sie mich Morgen erschiessen??? at June 27, 2016 07:07 AM (WVsWD)
The few Morons in those States can move to an appropriate good State. After all, I left CA long ago.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 07:09 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 06:50 AM (mpXpK)
That's why I said earlier that the whole scheme has to collapse at once. Otherwise they will bring in outside support to maintain their power.
BTW, saw the new Independence Day movie. I swear the intro voice over sounded like Hillary Clinton. It wasn't, but it sounded like it. The movie is a mess.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 27, 2016 07:10 AM (Ee2nz)
Posted by: f'd at June 27, 2016 07:11 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 07:09 AM (mpXpK)
I'm on 200 acres of land that has been in my family since 1857. How do I take it with me?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Wenn sie mich Morgen erschiessen??? at June 27, 2016 07:11 AM (WVsWD)
Another prime candidate for the List of Universally Applicable Comments.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez_ at June 27, 2016 07:12 AM (gUoN4)
the intro voice over sounded like Hillary Clinton. It wasn't, but it
sounded like it. The movie is a mess.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 27, 2016 07:10 AM (Ee2nz)
I posted a link to a review of it a few days ago that said the movie blew great big chunks. But that normally happens when they try to do a repop of a former good movie.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 07:12 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Wenn sie mich Morgen erschiessen??? at June 27, 2016 07:11 AM (WVsWD) In a really large suitcase?
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at June 27, 2016 07:13 AM (22uju)
Know how you feel. About 99.999% of the land area of Pennsylvania is red.Philadelphia and some of the 'burbs taint the entire state.
Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at June 27, 2016 07:13 AM (ZnIt3)
Eh. MI, WI, and ultimately IL, OR, and WA are salvageable.
CA is gone. It would be great if they succeeded.
Posted by: Anti Antifa at June 27, 2016 07:13 AM (UNMtj)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Wenn sie mich Morgen erschiessen??? at June 27, 2016 07:11 AM (WVsWD)
Trade it for 200 acres of similar land in GA with someone who wants to move North.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 07:13 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 07:13 AM (mpXpK)
Ha! That's funny, Vic!
Posted by: BignJames at June 27, 2016 07:16 AM (9RGU3)
When the breakup comes, I still have dreams of my very own Barony.
Dee Cee can go to hell. Springfield can go to hell. Even little Pekin, The Tazewell County seat can go to hell.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Mein Land. Meine Familie. Meine Heimat. at June 27, 2016 07:17 AM (WVsWD)
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After the troubles in 1776, those families loyal to the King of England were encouraged, by their neighbors, to emigrate. I don't know to what extent the rectification of loyalties happened. It was just an offhand remark on one of the Canadian historical web sites.
It's one of those side effects of 'if you strike at the King' you don't want to lose kind of thing.
Posted by: Gordon Lightbender at June 27, 2016 07:18 AM (xq1gO)
I didn't like the weather in N. Chicago either.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 07:18 AM (mpXpK)
the King of England were encouraged, by their neighbors, to emigrate. I
don't know to what extent the rectification of loyalties happened. It
was just an offhand remark on one of the Canadian historical web sites.
It's one of those side effects of 'if you strike at the King' you don't want to lose kind of thing.
Posted by: Gordon Lightbender at June 27, 2016 07:18 AM (xq1gO)
Most of them moved to Acadia in Canada and then there was a later migration to New Orleans.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 07:20 AM (mpXpK)
Angers up the blood.
Better go look for another belt onion.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Mein Land. Meine Familie. Meine Heimat. at June 27, 2016 07:21 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Mein Land. Meine Familie. Meine Heimat. at June 27, 2016 07:24 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 07:12 AM (mpXpK)
They pulled a "The Force Awakens." It was mainly a rehash of the previous film. I wasn't expecting anything great and the film isn't a disaster. It's just meh. Plus including the Chinese in every film is becoming a huge turn off. And there was the only true death scene in the movie of Spiner's homosexual partner.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 27, 2016 07:27 AM (Ee2nz)
They will be trading them for 2,000 FT2 houses here in SC with 1 acre lots and still having money left over.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 07:27 AM (mpXpK)
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Nope. Different bunch. They were French, and it happened before the revolt against King George.
After the revolt against King George, British Loyalists (about 15% according to Wiki) moved elsewhere.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/z8cjuk8
Posted by: Gordon Lightbender at June 27, 2016 07:28 AM (xq1gO)
-Resettle the areas that aren't lost causes, demographically--especially the Midwest.
-Breed. A lot.
-Pass your beliefs to your children and don't send them to college.
Posted by: Anti Antifa at June 27, 2016 07:29 AM (TZtkT)
Good morning, Horde.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 27, 2016 07:29 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at June 27, 2016 07:30 AM (Z4hTv)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 07:31 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Zombie Curtis LaMay at June 27, 2016 07:32 AM (ptqRm)
Obama Administration and UN Announce Global Police Force to Fight Extremism In U.S.
Not a peep from the Vichy Republicans. They're too busy lining up to oppose Trump
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2016 07:32 AM (GILMl)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 27, 2016 07:04 AM (DIhU5)
Evidently it has already been implemented a year ago and we didn't even know about it.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 07:08 AM (mpXpK
There was a unannounced drill s couple of years ago where a national emergency was simulated. All the children from the Denver public schools were bused to the football stadium. Parents had to pick them up there. Parents were pissed off.
Our military is spread out across the globe. Our homeland is defenseless man power wise.
There has been lots of shady shit flying under the radar for a very long time. (IMHO it has everything to do with guns as an endgame)
Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at June 27, 2016 07:33 AM (Y9g6h)
Corrupt, Commie mega-cities destroy a state. Chicago is a good example. How would anyone ever change Chicago?
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at June 27, 2016 07:30 AM (Z4hTv)
Mrs O'Leary's cow tried to change it.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 07:33 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2016 07:33 AM (zp+j1)
We'll level the goober'mint district of Springfield to the ground. Scatter the stones while the wood is burning and then apply salt to said ground.
Without those 4 cities, Illinois is pure red.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Wenn sie mich Morgen erschiessen??? at June 27, 2016 06:56 AM (WVsWD)
Not just Chicago, you've got to get rid of Crook County. A lot of the surrounding burbs are Dem
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2016 07:33 AM (GILMl)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Mein Land. Meine Familie. Meine Heimat. at June 27, 2016 07:34 AM (WVsWD)
BTW, saw the new Independence Day movie. I swear the intro voice over sounded like Hillary Clinton. It wasn't, but it sounded like it. The movie is a mess.
And that ridiculous The Purge: Election Day with its tagline of "Keep America Great" - you might as well call that an in-kind contribution to the Democrat party.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2016 07:34 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at June 27, 2016 07:30 AM (Z4hTv)
It's overrun with the FSA or those who buy into the leftist agenda. The lefties can't figure out why things are so much more expensive and why the violence is out of control. The blinders they put on to accept the agenda keeps them from seeing the reality in front of them
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2016 07:37 AM (GILMl)
The only thing missing from your review was the strong female lead character who saves the day. It's sad that creativity has been saddled by PC and SJW bullshit.
Kind of in the same vein, I wonder if by mainstreaming alternate lifestyles, the process of becoming mainstream somehow stunts creativity.
Posted by: Usedtocould at June 27, 2016 07:42 AM (VCqKl)
Posted by: Jean at June 27, 2016 07:42 AM (Doh4+)
"Bath house Barry" and all that.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 27, 2016 07:44 AM (SzZnW)
The nice thing about the cities is for the most part it is "King of the Shit Heap"....
they don't tend to look outward for their mischief too often.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 27, 2016 07:46 AM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2016 07:47 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 27, 2016 07:48 AM (SzZnW)
People in PA saw a bunch of UN tactical vehicles on flat bed trucks in a convoy leaving the assembly plant to be shipped overseas.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 27, 2016 07:48 AM (iONHu)
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The atmosphere over the weekend was definately weird. Seems the horde was in a mood. Still is. I blame BREXIT.
Posted by: Gordon Lightbender at June 27, 2016 07:48 AM (xq1gO)
Ratings are also down. I saw the first two episodes of the new series and it's just not the same show.
So congrats, BBC.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 27, 2016 07:49 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 27, 2016 07:48 AM (iONHu)
I'd like to see the details of that contract? I bet someone - probably a democrat- made a killing on that one.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2016 07:49 AM (zp+j1)
....they don't tend to look outward for their mischief too often.
But when they do, there goes Tim's 200 acres. (last I heard, Illinois is in bad debt.)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at June 27, 2016 07:51 AM (Z4hTv)
Think my Wife will go for that?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Mein Land. Meine Familie. Meine Heimat. at June 27, 2016 07:51 AM (WVsWD)
The atmosphere over the weekend was definately weird. Seems the horde was in a mood. Still is. I blame BREXIT.
Posted by: Gordon Lightbender at June 27, 2016 07:48 AM (xq1gO)
Wait till the Republican Convention. You ain't seen nottin yet
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2016 07:51 AM (zp+j1)
convoy leaving the assembly plant to be shipped overseas.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 27, 2016 07:48 AM (iONHu)
I'd like to see the details of that contract? I bet someone - probably a democrat- made a killing on that one.
.
.
.
.It's a private company, BAE IIIRC.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 27, 2016 07:51 AM (iONHu)
http://tinyurl.com/p9rmhjz
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 27, 2016 05:56 AM (mpXpK)
That assumes the "promoter" wants to stop it!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 27, 2016 07:52 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2016 07:52 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Zombie Curtis LaMay at June 27, 2016 07:53 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at June 27, 2016 07:51 AM (Z4hTv)
My Vegas bookie is giving 3-1 odds we go bankrupt before Cali.
Plop a C-Note down and collect your winnings.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Mein Land. Meine Familie. Meine Heimat. at June 27, 2016 07:54 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 27, 2016 07:51 AM (iONHu)
Too early to do the research, but I think BAE has its fingers in a lot of interesting pies.
"BAE Systems plc is a British multinational defence, security and aerospace company. Its headquarters are in London"
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 27, 2016 07:54 AM (wYnyS)
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