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*Kicks thread in balls.*
Posted by: Ricardo Kill.....TEXIT at June 21, 2016 06:23 PM (9ym/8) 2
firstish
Posted by: Joe, living mobile at June 21, 2016 06:24 PM (eBhCU) 3
***Hands ice bag to threads balls***
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 21, 2016 06:24 PM (Zrfof) Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 21, 2016 06:25 PM (kdS6q) 5
Well,Obama and his administration certainly do seem to love Islam.
Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2016 06:25 PM (B48dK) 6
That ignorant scrunt is the stupidest shit-weasel we have ever had in an official position and that is saying something. She can't poor piss out of a boot with some reading the instructions and directing her.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 21, 2016 06:25 PM (mpXpK) 7
Avoiding pooping your pants is always a good thing
Posted by: Bruce at June 21, 2016 06:25 PM (8ikIW) 8
I wonder if Lynch would support the same tactic with dealing with white supremacists.
Oh wait, didn't I say "I wonder"? I meant I know that she wouldn't. Posted by: Joe, living mobile at June 21, 2016 06:26 PM (eBhCU) 9
Oh, sorry about the eyes there, Ace.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill.....TEXIT at June 21, 2016 06:27 PM (9ym/8) Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2016 06:27 PM (FnuZG) 11
So, this is what people mean when they use the term 'self-fulfilling prophecy' ... ?
Posted by: Dr_No at June 21, 2016 06:27 PM (bICLx) 12
What did ace do to his eyes?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 21, 2016 06:27 PM (zv81W) 13
My reply to her would be well you have been trying that for 7 years now and everything has become worse. When are you going to do something worthwhile like killing them when you find them? Peace and love will not cure a cockroach infestation in your house.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 21, 2016 06:27 PM (mpXpK) 14
Do we get credit if we just Like-Like them?
Posted by: Bruce at June 21, 2016 06:27 PM (8ikIW) 15
Ricardo, I just sent ya an email.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 21, 2016 06:27 PM (LuZz8) 16
7 Avoiding pooping your pants is always a good thing
Posted by: Bruce at June 21, 2016 06:25 PM (8ikIW) *coughs nervously* Uh-oh. *checks trousers* Sigh Posted by: Al Roker at June 21, 2016 06:28 PM (RwwCT) 17
What's so funny?
Posted by: Elvis Costello at June 21, 2016 06:28 PM (12kBq) 18
Ace, man, go get some val-u-rite and call it a day v
Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 21, 2016 06:28 PM (E/vjf) 19
*coughs nervously*
Uh-oh. *checks trousers* Sigh Posted by: Al Roker It's a good way to get a bus seat to yourself though Posted by: Bruce at June 21, 2016 06:28 PM (8ikIW) 20
"The Way to Fight Terrorism Is With Peace, Love, and Understanding"
--- Yeah, I'm sure that will work against terrorists as well as the "winning hearts and minds" tactic worked in Iraq. Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 21, 2016 06:29 PM (rlfds) 21
Yeah. Falling Man just didn't love enough, poor sap.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2016 06:29 PM (8ZskC) 22
She is the exact reason I quit the GOP and won't look back.
Posted by: Cu'Chuillain at June 21, 2016 06:29 PM (8mYHH) Posted by: Ricardo Kill.....TEXIT at June 21, 2016 06:29 PM (9ym/8) Posted by: John P. Squibob at June 21, 2016 06:30 PM (rJOC2) 25
Ace, don't use the balm!
Posted by: Jackie Chiles, Esq. at June 21, 2016 06:30 PM (8ZskC) 26
Certain things in life:
Taxes Death Hitting yourself on any part of the body you injured in the last few days Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 21, 2016 06:30 PM (4ErVI) 27
Reminds me of some dumb mommy blogger I read who said she'd defend her children with love, not guns.
Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 21, 2016 06:30 PM (E/vjf) 28
Because "love, peace and understanding" worked so well in the Revolution, Civil war, and both world wars.
Posted by: Joe, living mobile at June 21, 2016 06:31 PM (eBhCU) 29
"What did ace do to his eyes?"
Had some sort of eye procedure. Lasik? Something. Eyes have been Hell ever since. Posted by: Ricardo Kill.....TEXIT at June 21, 2016 06:31 PM (9ym/8) 30
There is absolutely no way these bastages actually believe what they say. They do, however, expect the LIVs to believe what they say.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 21, 2016 06:31 PM (RwwCT) 31
My local police force has a training video out for people on what to do if you're stuck around a mass shooter. I haven't seen it yet, but I'll look out for the "cuddle the shooter" defense.
Posted by: LawLurker at June 21, 2016 06:31 PM (zKwtX) 32
Susan Collins is a fuckwit. Someone ought to hack the system and put her on the no-fly list.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at June 21, 2016 06:31 PM (U6f54) 33
All we saaaying, it give war a chance.
Posted by: John P. Squibob at June 21, 2016 06:31 PM (rJOC2) 34
And this stupid unqualified brain-fart was confirmed with 10 Republicans voting for her.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 21, 2016 06:31 PM (mpXpK) 35
Imagine there's no country...
Posted by: Some English dude at June 21, 2016 06:32 PM (C9pBZ) Posted by: just wait, you won't believe what happens next at June 21, 2016 06:32 PM (IQI2h) 37
Now, Tea Partiers? Them you harass, prosecute, subjugate, and destroy.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 06:32 PM (Mt8T4) 38
As a Moron put it below, fight rape with love.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at June 21, 2016 06:32 PM (rwI+c) 39
Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 21, 2016 06:30 PM (E/vjf)
Yes, because her husband is standing right behind her with an AR-15 with 5 mags loaded with 77 grain hollow points. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo -- Am Yisrael Chai at June 21, 2016 06:32 PM (Zu3d9) 40
LASIK should not cause all these problems. My LASIK was great. Went from being blind to having 20/15 vision.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 21, 2016 06:32 PM (zv81W) 41
This is true. As I said, if you kill your enemies, then they win!
Posted by: Justin Trudeau, unable to land a full-time job teaching high school drama at June 21, 2016 06:33 PM (dfZ/0) 42
Susan Collins is a fuckwit. Someone ought to hack the system and put her on the no-fly list.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at June 21, 2016 06:31 PM (U6f54) Does the no-fly list cover brooms, too? Posted by: LawLurker at June 21, 2016 06:33 PM (zKwtX) 43
We here at the Mount Shasta commune of Love and Harmony agree completely with Ms Lynch. The world needs love, and the more love you have to give, the more love you get in return.
We have nothing to fear from our friends around the world for we Love everyone equally. Posted by: Mt Shastha Institute of Peace, Love, and World Harmony at June 21, 2016 06:33 PM (EXTY5) 44
That being said I am sure that ace already has a basketfull of useful advise.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 21, 2016 06:33 PM (zv81W) 45
Remember when Jefferson sent the Love Boat over to deal with the Barbary Pirates? Many pirates were converted by Captain Stuebing back then with the overpowering power of Loooooove.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 06:34 PM (Mt8T4) 46
Love and understanding, huh? As in, "I just love the way you hate us and I fully understand that you wish to kill us"? there is no end to the stupidity of this administration
Posted by: the Butcher at June 21, 2016 06:34 PM (AGJqR) 47
" LASIK should not cause all these problems."
I probably shouldn't say that. He has had "some" kind of eye procedure and I missed what. He's been dealing with for over a week. It was just my guess. Posted by: Ricardo Kill.....TEXIT at June 21, 2016 06:34 PM (9ym/8) Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at June 21, 2016 06:34 PM (rwI+c) 49
And now Lynch says they (DOJ/FBI) don't know the whereabouts of Mateen's wife!
Posted by: Alix at June 21, 2016 06:35 PM (MpfHK) 50
Do the sharp things that go on the cheeks serve a purpose or are they just there to fuck with people?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2016 06:35 PM (/tuJf) 51
Many pirates were converted by Captain Stuebing back then with the overpowering power of Loooooove.
Isaac got to make drinks on the way back Posted by: Bruce at June 21, 2016 06:35 PM (8ikIW) 52
ahh, I see. The old Ike and Tina Turner school of diplomatic relations.
Posted by: Cu'Chuillain at June 21, 2016 06:35 PM (8mYHH) 53
There's going to be a massive terror attack soon. I'd like to see obama stand on the next "ground zero" rubble and explain himself. Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 21, 2016 06:36 PM (jco2N) 54
You know what would really scare 'em? If we got James Taylor AND Yoko Ono to duet on "Give Peace a Chance."
A love-nuke, if you will... Posted by: LawLurker at June 21, 2016 06:36 PM (zKwtX) 55
I think Ace had PRK surgery on his eyes.
Posted by: Bruce at June 21, 2016 06:36 PM (8ikIW) Posted by: zombie Steve Jobs at June 21, 2016 06:36 PM (dfZ/0) 57
"Remember when Jefferson sent the Love Boat over to deal with the Barbary Pirates? Many pirates were converted by Captain Stuebing back then with the overpowering power of Loooooove."
And then Mr. Rogers cued up the train and the cute mail girl showed up. Posted by: Ricardo Kill.....TEXIT at June 21, 2016 06:36 PM (9ym/8) 58
Elvis Costello going to lend a song with this?
Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2016 06:36 PM (d9qXV) 59
The old Ike and Tina Turner school of diplomatic relations.
I can never see those names without recalling the greatest headline ever written: Ike Beats Tina to Death. Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at June 21, 2016 06:36 PM (rwI+c) Posted by: Ricardo Kill.....TEXIT at June 21, 2016 06:36 PM (9ym/8) 61
Remember when Jefferson sent the Love Boat over to deal with the Barbary Pirates? Many pirates were converted by Captain Stuebing back then with the overpowering power of Loooooove. It was exciting and new for the pirates Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 21, 2016 06:36 PM (lKyWE) 62
Small bags of frozen corn works well. Lynch is doing her master's bidding. Wait, was that racist?
Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2016 06:36 PM (TmVQX) 63
>>That being said I am sure that ace already has a basketfull of useful advise.
You'd be surprised. Most of it doesn't seem all that useful. Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2016 06:36 PM (/tuJf) 64
And now Lynch says they (DOJ/FBI) don't know the whereabouts of Mateen's wife!
And the jobs of all concerned are safe and secure. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 06:36 PM (Mt8T4) 65
So if you find yourself in an office, or a restaurant, or a theater, or some such place, and some muzzie opens fire and starts spraying the room with bullets while screaming "allahu ackbar" . . .
Just blow him some kisses, and all will be well. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 21, 2016 06:37 PM (NnYnv) 66
What did Ace do to his eyes?
The way we understand it, someone used a dremel tool on his cornea. We send vibrations of love and harmony to Ace to help him in his recover. Posted by: Mt Shastha Institute of Peace, Love, and World Harmony at June 21, 2016 06:37 PM (EXTY5) 67
Posted by: Mt Shastha Institute of Peace, Love, and World Harmony
You guys are from Berkley, aren't you? Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 21, 2016 06:38 PM (4WhSY) 68
The way we understand it, someone used a dremel tool on his cornea.
Oh man, that thought alone gives me scrotal crawl... Posted by: Bruce at June 21, 2016 06:38 PM (8ikIW) 69
My reply to her would be well you have been trying that for 7 years now
and everything has become worse. When are you going to do something worthwhile like killing them when you find them? Peace and love will not cure a cockroach infestation in your house. --- We have to try harder at being nice and forgiving and tolerant. It would help if everyone in America converted to Islam and we installed Sharia law. /just pointing out a very obvious fact. Posted by: Loretta Lynch, Muslima at June 21, 2016 06:38 PM (AHDxb) 70
Many pirates were converted by Captain Stuebing back then with the overpowering power of Loooooove. It was exciting and new. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 21, 2016 06:38 PM (IqV8l) 71
Loretta Lynch...she looks like Weezie from "The Jefferson's".
Where is George to pimp slap dat ass when you need him..... Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 21, 2016 06:39 PM (ej1L0) 72
Reminds me of some dumb mommy blogger I read who said she'd defend her children with love, not guns.
-- Do you happen to have her street address? Seems like an easy score, if you know what I mean. Posted by: Criminals Everywhere at June 21, 2016 06:40 PM (AHDxb) 73
Speaking of pooping your pants, with my mother today, it was the opposite of the previous problem, it flowed freely.
I needed the assistance of Duke of Defecation there at the ER I mentioned last night. I wonder if there's something like a Bat-signal you can shine and he'll come. Have no fear, Buttman is here. Maybe he has a utility belt with all sort of laxatives, enemas, Imodium, whatever the occasion for and a holster of concentrated smell-good spray, as he called it, at the ready. Posted by: Col. Angus at June 21, 2016 06:40 PM (DW+jj) 74
What Is Love? --Haddaway
Posted by: Jann Wenner's double headed, spiked dildo at June 21, 2016 06:40 PM (VDovR) 75
So, in light of this...If I fail to pay taxes, can I expect a group hug? Or is my backside going to feel like the Holland Tunnel? Kinda matters what kind of love and compassion we're talking about here.
Posted by: Tantorius Maximus at June 21, 2016 06:40 PM (IKZ4L) 76
Reminds me of some dumb mommy blogger I read who said she'd defend her children with love, not guns.
That worked real well for the clientele at Pulse. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 06:41 PM (Mt8T4) 77
Just shoot me with the stupid sock fails.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 21, 2016 06:41 PM (DW+jj) 78
45 Remember when Jefferson sent the Love Boat over to deal with the Barbary Pirates? Many pirates were converted by Captain Stuebing back then with the overpowering power of Loooooove.
But mostly by 24 pound cannon balls. Posted by: Fox2! at June 21, 2016 06:41 PM (VO/Dr) 79
40 LASIK should not cause all these problems. My LASIK was great. Went from being blind to having 20/15 vision.
Posted by: Truck Monkey ace had DPRK, which I gather is some kind of cheap North Korean knockoff lasik. Posted by: x at June 21, 2016 06:41 PM (nFwvY) 80
So ace didn't poop his pants. But did he piss them?
Posted by: Buzzion at June 21, 2016 06:42 PM (Iq4E8) 81
The wife and co-conspirator of the dead Tsaernev brother is as free as a bird today. She has also remarried. She cooperated with obama's FBI so they didn't charge her with anything. Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 21, 2016 06:43 PM (jco2N) Posted by: Jann Wenner's double headed, spiked dildo at June 21, 2016 06:43 PM (VDovR) 83
Holy moly Ace, this is serious stuff. And poking yourself in the eyes with a sharp object won't help. Good luck with the rest of your recovery and keeping it together.
Posted by: MTF at June 21, 2016 06:43 PM (AaCJy) 84
And now Lynch says they (DOJ/FBI) don't know the whereabouts of Mateen's wife!
Yes, but she's safely ensconced on some list, that's for sure. Obama has sure made it clear that our country will not be listless. Posted by: Jiminy Cricket at June 21, 2016 06:43 PM (ZnIt3) 85
Mateen's father blamed it on the club's lack of security for his murderous son. Insanity. Does Lynch have a security detail or conceal carrys?
Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2016 06:43 PM (TmVQX) 86
But mostly by 24 pound cannon balls.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 21, 2016 06:41 PM (VO/Dr) They sent in Marines armed w/tomahawks......real injun tomahawks. Posted by: BignJames at June 21, 2016 06:43 PM (MQp/B) 87
Control of one's sphincter is one of life's many hidden gifts.
Posted by: Fritz at June 21, 2016 06:44 PM (f40FU) 88
And now Lynch says they (DOJ/FBI) don't know the whereabouts of Mateen's wife!
They have her stashed with the Benghazi survivors Posted by: Bruce at June 21, 2016 06:44 PM (8ikIW) 89
She's not wrong, she just doesn't understand what love means. Sometimes, love means doing things the person doesn't like, but is best for them. Like jail. Or punishment.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 21, 2016 06:44 PM (39g3+) 90
"find yourself in an office, or a restaurant, or a theater, or some such place, and some muzzie opens fire and starts spraying the room with bullets while screaming "allahu ackbar" . . .
" Actually a woman tried that with one of these mass killers. She said "I'm so sorry for whoever hurt you " He said "yeah I bet you are" Then shot her Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 21, 2016 06:44 PM (E/vjf) 91
Ace didn't poop his pants this time, but can't see out of them either.
Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2016 06:44 PM (d9qXV) 92
No cucumber slices?
Posted by: wth at June 21, 2016 06:44 PM (HgMAr) 93
If you run out of pieces to post, just go ahead and run a direct feed from Kate Upton's Instagram account. Or maybe show movies, like in high school when the teacher is too hung over to teach.
Posted by: MTF at June 21, 2016 06:44 PM (AaCJy) 94
Timing is everything. Top story at WZ right now is about a home invader who shit his pants before the homeowner shot him.
I had no idea that bowel control was a national epidemic. Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2016 06:45 PM (/tuJf) 95
Or maybe show movies, like in high school when the teacher is too hung over to teach.
AV Club. Front and Center!!!! Posted by: Bruce at June 21, 2016 06:45 PM (8ikIW) Posted by: Roxy Raye at June 21, 2016 06:45 PM (DW+jj) 97
Actually a woman tried that with one of these mass killers.
She said "I'm so sorry for whoever hurt you " He said "yeah I bet you are" Then shot her Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 21, 2016 06:44 PM (E/vjf) Really? I'd love to see the source on this one. I've got a libtard friend I'd love to use this on. Posted by: LawLurker at June 21, 2016 06:46 PM (zKwtX) 98
Control of one's sphincter is one of life's many hidden gifts.
Posted by: Fritz at June 21, 2016 06:44 PM (f40FU) ................ You never know what you had until it's gone. Posted by: wth at June 21, 2016 06:47 PM (HgMAr) Posted by: Bruce at June 21, 2016 06:47 PM (8ikIW) 100
LawLurker, I'll have to go look. I think it was the shooting at the college in Oregon.
Posted by: Lauren...TEXIT at June 21, 2016 06:47 PM (E/vjf) 101
I want to know what love is.
Posted by: Lorreta Lynch, foreigner at June 21, 2016 06:47 PM (IqV8l) Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 21, 2016 06:47 PM (R+30W) 103
Nation's Top Cop Loretta Lynch: The Way to Fight Terrorism Is With Peace, Love, and Understanding As the Instapundit would say, "This country is in the best of hands." Posted by: Jann Wenner's double headed, spiked dildo at June 21, 2016 06:47 PM (VDovR) Posted by: naturalfake at June 21, 2016 06:48 PM (0cMkb) 105
Love. Say it with flowers. And .40 and up.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 21, 2016 06:48 PM (JO9+V) 106
Test
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 21, 2016 06:48 PM (1ZOkK) 107
Hey, there's an adorable story on Yahoo today about ISIS jihadis beheading a 4 yr old girl and forcing her mother to dip her hands in the blood.
Feeeeeel the love! Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 21, 2016 06:48 PM (T/5A0) 108
At one point in my life, I thought Elvis Costello was god. Then I grew up, and confirmed it
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 21, 2016 06:48 PM (6Ll1u) 109
And, if you missed it, Philadelphia Scumbag Congressman Chaka Fattah has been found guilty of racketeering. One down, 534 to go.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2016 06:49 PM (Mt8T4) 110
Control of one's sphincter is one of life's many hidden gifts.
Posted by: Fritz at June 21, 2016 06:44 PM (f40FU) ......................... *hic* *fffFRAPPPppff* Posted by: Hillarrhoids at June 21, 2016 06:49 PM (HgMAr) 111
When I was 3 I got ahold of a box of chocolate Exlax and ate the whole box. Stomach pumping quickly followed. Fun!
Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2016 06:49 PM (TmVQX) 112
"See, it can happen to anyone" - Harry Reid
Posted by: Cantankerous at June 21, 2016 06:49 PM (jOSqt) Posted by: Fritz at June 21, 2016 06:49 PM (f40FU) 114
My reply to her would be well you have been trying that for 7 years now and everything has become worse. When are you going to do something worthwhile like killing them when you find them? Peace and love will not cure a cockroach infestation in your house.
--- Obama has been believing this bullshit, and trying to sell it to the rest of us, since at least 9/11. A couple days after that event, he gave a speech in which he said that whoever was behind the attack had obviously done it out of a sense of frustration and desperation, caused by poverty and lack of education. Of course, we quickly found out that none of those things had been a factor. The terrorists were middle- and upper-class Saudis, most had college degrees, some had graduate degrees, and they had been funded by a multi-millionaire. What had motivated the 9/11 terrorists (and the Boston Marathon terrorists, and the Ft. Hood terrorist, and the shoe-bomber wannabe terrorist, and the Chattanooga terrorists, and the San Bernardino terrorists, and the Orlando terrorist, etc.) was . . . Islam. It wasn't poverty or lack of education or Hollywood or "hate speech" or any of the other myriad excuses Obama and his ilk have trotted out over the years. It was Islam. But Obama will never, ever admit that. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 21, 2016 06:49 PM (NnYnv) 115
Why do I picture in my mind obama and lynch and all these leftists wearing Nazi uniforms with hearts on their sleeves instead of swastikas? Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 21, 2016 06:50 PM (jco2N) 116
I'd do anything for love. But I won't do that.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 21, 2016 06:50 PM (JO9+V) Posted by: Roxy Raye at June 21, 2016 06:50 PM (DW+jj) 118
Best school movie was a documentary of western ranchers who in slow motion shot Prarie dogs with a Winchester.it was in a English class and the teacher was caught smoking dope with students in a car in the parking lot years after I was out. He died in Las Vegas is heard.
Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2016 06:51 PM (d9qXV) 119
"Speaking of pooping your pants, with my mother today, it was the opposite of the previous problem, it flowed freely."
Sorry, there, Col. I don't envy your situation. Posted by: Ricardo Kill.....TEXIT at June 21, 2016 06:51 PM (9ym/8) 120
What's love got to do, got to do with it?
Posted by: Tina Turner at June 21, 2016 06:51 PM (HgMAr) Posted by: Gersh kuntzman at June 21, 2016 06:51 PM (lKyWE) 122
Lauren, I think I found it. Looks like the guy singled her out and she was trying to talk her way out of being shot, but it's still instructive for just how far sympathy with a murderous lunatic will get you.
Posted by: LawLurker at June 21, 2016 06:51 PM (zKwtX) 123
♪ All we are saying....
Is give pizza chance... ♪ Posted by: Dominoes Theory at June 21, 2016 06:52 PM (ZnIt3) 124
I'm all out of love.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 21, 2016 06:52 PM (cTgw8) 125
Most of it doesn't seem all that useful.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2016 06:36 PM (/tuJf) Six parts gin to one part good vermouth. That is excellent and useful advice. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo -- Am Yisrael Chai at June 21, 2016 06:52 PM (Zu3d9) 126
And, if you missed it, Philadelphia Scumbag Congressman Chaka Fattah has been found guilty of racketeering. One down, 534 to go. Posted by: Mr. Peebles Won't his replacement probably be just as bad? Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 21, 2016 06:53 PM (IqV8l) 127
The way to fight Muslim terrorists?
"Peace, love and understanding!" The way to fight Judeo-Christianity? "Bake me a cake or go to prison, bitch!" Posted by: Your United States Government at June 21, 2016 06:54 PM (X4FeV) 128
ABC news reporting huge national shift in opinion about gun laws since Orlando.
Like, everyone wants "more expanded" background checks, whatever the fuck that means. And of course the mentally ill and convicted criminals should not be able to buy guns. No one was asked how one gets on a mentally ill list. There's more, but you can see how the WH went with the poll-tested "peace and understanding" thing. We are boned. Posted by: the littl shyning man at June 21, 2016 06:54 PM (U6f54) 129
and employment status! Let' please not forget that!
As previously identified by that lovely young filly over at State, Ms. Marie "Milkmaid" Harf-Meister, jihadis who are unemployed or are underemployed as security gurads at nuclear facilities and assisted living developments are far more likely to commit mass murder in discos. Known. Fact. Posted by: Loretta Lynch at June 21, 2016 06:54 PM (AaCJy) 130
Actually, my mother is coming out of the space out state today. Memories are coming back, sort of jumbled up and spotty, and boy was she quizzing us on what happened to her.
I was trying to be as diplomatic as possible without lying in some lame attempt. I said something was wrong with her brain and they fixed it up at the horse-spittal. "My brain, was I acting strange?!" Yes, Mama, you were acting a little bit strange, I think we could say. Just a little bit. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 21, 2016 06:54 PM (DW+jj) 131
She's lost that loving feeling . . whoa . . whoa
Posted by: Mohammed al Maverick at June 21, 2016 06:55 PM (JO9+V) 132
Why in this day and age would you want to see better?
I want to shut the world out but am unable to do so without risk of prison or death. Oh. That's why. I get it now. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 06:55 PM (ECJ+C) 133
Loretta Lynch,
What you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent statement were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul. Posted by: Jann Wenner's double headed, spiked dildo at June 21, 2016 06:56 PM (VDovR) 134
People want new expanded background checks?? How about an F B fucking I that isn't incompetent AND enabling? Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 21, 2016 06:56 PM (jco2N) 135
Won't his replacement probably be just as bad?Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.
You're talking Philadelphia politics, where some wards voted 100% or more for 0bama. The replacement will be worse. With a (D) behind the name, because Lyndon Johnson nailed it. Posted by: Jiminy Cricket at June 21, 2016 06:57 PM (ZnIt3) 136
Greta saying all 911 transcript from Mr Jihad nave not all been released not even counting changing Allah to God of Abraham and Moses
Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2016 06:57 PM (d9qXV) Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2016 06:58 PM (sdi6R) 138
I saw that prairie dog film in Nebraska in " science class". It is just the best example of slow motion varmint killing you could imagine, not that there is anything wrong with that. That's what you are supposed to say right? Culture matters, didn't you know?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 21, 2016 06:58 PM (6Ll1u) 139
btw, I didn't even know until today Chakah Fatah was charged and was standing trial! Way to go, "news" media, you pieces of shit. How many traffic tickets does Marco Rubio's wife have, you fucking fucks? Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 21, 2016 06:58 PM (jco2N) 140
"How about an F B fucking I that isn't incompetent AND enabling?"
Well, that's White House directed. Posted by: Ricardo Kill.....TEXIT at June 21, 2016 06:58 PM (9ym/8) Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 06:58 PM (ECJ+C) 142
Chaka Fattah's replacement will not be any different.
Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2016 06:58 PM (d9qXV) 143
I was able to take a snapshot of Ace today.
He's looking better: http://tinyurl.com/j7hfycs Posted by: naturalfake at June 21, 2016 06:48 PM (0cMkb) Actually, that would be a pretty good picture for the ONT. Certainly, better than that painting of Teddy Kennedy in hell or whatever that was on this morning's art thread. Posted by: naturalfake at June 21, 2016 06:59 PM (0cMkb) 144
Lasik is the new and improved form of corrective eye surgery. It mostly replaced the older PRK method. There are some benefits to the PRK type for some patients.
PRK vs. LASIK The final results of PRK surgery are comparable to LASIK outcomes, but initial PRK recovery is slower because it takes a few days for new epithelial cells to regenerate and cover the surface of the eye. There also is a slightly increased risk of eye infection and haziness of vision in the first few days after surgery. LASIK patients generally have less discomfort, and their vision stabilizes more quickly, whereas vision improvement with PRK is gradual and the final outcome can take several weeks. PRK does, however, offer some distinct benefits. Because PRK surgery does not create a corneal flap (which contains both epithelial and the deeper stromal tissues), the entire thickness of the underlying stroma is available for treatment. This is of particular benefit if the cornea is too thin for LASIK or if you have undergone LASIK previously and therefore have a thinner residual cornea. There also is no risk of flap complications, and the risk of removing too much of the cornea with the excimer laser is reduced. http://www.allaboutvision.com/visionsurgery/prk.htm That bit about flap complications is a real thing. I know someone who had Lasik and somehow one of the flaps got a wrinkle in it. He now has problems with night vision because of the wrinkles in the flap. He sees halos a lot, kind of like when you are driving and there are headlights in your eyes Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 21, 2016 06:59 PM (R+30W) 145
btw, I didn't even know until today Chakah Fatah was charged and was standing trial! Local crime story Posted by: Gersh kuntzman at June 21, 2016 06:59 PM (lKyWE) 146
♪ Vhat zee vorld needs now
Is lieb, sweet lieb ♫ Posted by: zombie adolf hilter at June 21, 2016 06:59 PM (PLnZs) 147
Really. Then WTH are the feds buying up guns and ammo like it's going out of style?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 21, 2016 06:59 PM (SEXy3) 148
Well, this is discouraging.
Yahoo has a headline saying a mother caught her three sons burglarizing a house and she lined them up for a belt whipping, once she got them home. The cops evidently disagreed with that approach and arrested her. Unbelievable. My parents used to whip us for a helluva lot less than burglary, and there are no negative life long psychological wounds over it. Posted by: MTF at June 21, 2016 07:00 PM (AaCJy) 149
That's great Publius. Good news.
Posted by: f'd at June 21, 2016 07:00 PM (BO/km) 150
So...from now on when someone demands we do something about the "campus rape epidemic" we should suggest that they love it away, brah!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2016 07:00 PM (NOIQH) 151
People want new expanded background checks
We don't have enough federal agents to verify the entries on the form now, other than a simple computer database check. Posted by: Mt Shastha Institute of Peace, Love, and World Harmony at June 21, 2016 07:00 PM (EXTY5) 152
Chaka Chip Fatah (Chaka's son) has already been found guilty of corruption.
Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2016 07:00 PM (d9qXV) 153
>>>How about an F B fucking I that isn't incompetent AND enabling?
Posted by: Mister Magoo<<< Dude, they can't even catch Hillary Clinton, arch-criminal against the Universe spanning two fucking millennium! Posted by: Fritz at June 21, 2016 07:00 PM (f40FU) 154
and I avoided pooping my pants, so that's something.
Setting the bar a little high for us Morons. Posted by: DaveA at June 21, 2016 07:00 PM (8J/Te) 155
I swear I saw her at the IHOP in Memphis.
Posted by: redenzo at June 21, 2016 07:00 PM (WCnJW) 156
"125
Most of it doesn't seem all that useful. Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2016 06:36 PM (/tuJf) Six parts gin to one part good vermouth. That is excellent and useful advice. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo -- Am Yisrael Chai at June 21, 2016 06:52 PM (Zu3d9)" I used to think that I don't like gin but then I discovered that it is the taste of vermouth that I cannot stand. Gin and Tonic for the win. The quinine in the tonic will protect you from malaria. The lemon juice will protect you from scurvy and the gin will kill the worms. It is possibly the most healthy thing you could drink, especially in a place with questionable water. It quenched the thirst of men who were building a world wide empire. What will it do for you? Posted by: Frank Zappa at June 21, 2016 07:01 PM (QHgTq) 157
We have nothing to fear from our friends around the world for we Love everyone equally.
Posted by: Mt Shastha Institute of Peace, Love, and World Harmony at June 21, 2016 06:33 PM (EXTY5) ------------------ You ought to introduce yourself to Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT. I think you guys would get along nicely. Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2016 07:01 PM (805dc) Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 21, 2016 07:01 PM (jco2N) 159
Certainly, better than that painting of Teddy Kennedy in hell or whatever that was on this morning's art thread. Posted by: naturalfake at June 21, 2016 06:59 PM (0cMkb) Damn! I spit coffee on my keyboard reading that. Posted by: Jann Wenner's double headed, spiked dildo at June 21, 2016 07:02 PM (VDovR) 160
Reminds me of that guy in Paris telling his young son that it's ok that they have guns, we have flowers. Even the toddler wasn't buying it.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 21, 2016 07:02 PM (kTF2Z) 161
We can love these jihadist...by making their dreams come true by sending them to allah and the promise of 72 goats...err I mean 72 virgins.
Posted by: IC at June 21, 2016 07:02 PM (bmGGf) 162
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128 We are boned.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at June 21, 2016 06:54 PM (U6f54) I hope you don't believe ABC News, or any other for that matter. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 21, 2016 07:02 PM (mpXpK) 164
Oh, and armed robbery? Those bankers and store-owners need to give 'em a big ol' kiss to stop the crime!!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2016 07:04 PM (NOIQH) 165
Millennium, mellennia, -- the bitch is old.
Posted by: Fritz at June 21, 2016 07:04 PM (f40FU) 166
42 Susan Collins is a fuckwit. Someone ought to hack the system and put her on the no-fly list.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at June 21, 2016 06:31 PM (U6f54) Does the no-fly list cover brooms, too? Posted by: LawLurker at June 21, 2016 06:33 PM (zKwtX) ( *throws lamp* ) No, thank God. ( *hic!* ) ( *cough cough* ) Posted by: Hillary! at June 21, 2016 07:04 PM (RTU0E) 167
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 21, 2016 06:59 PM (SEXy3)
Because they plan on MAKING it go out of style. As in overtaxing and regulating ammunition's manufacturers out of business. You heard it here first, this is the left's next area of attack on the 2A. Locally, State and Federal. Just watch it happen. Oh and BTW in re california mileage tax? This is how they stop you from traveling where you want to and if you do travel they will know where you go and what you do there with other means. And if they don't gibe as to distance then you will get a visit from Mr. Friendly the local cop. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 07:04 PM (ECJ+C) 168
152 Chaka Chip Fatah (Chaka's son) has already been found guilty of corruption. Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2016 07:00 PM (d9qXV) So is Jesse Jackson Jr. Now if we could get Sr. to join him. Posted by: Jann Wenner's double headed, spiked dildo at June 21, 2016 07:04 PM (VDovR) 169
For victims of domestic abuse - gotta up the hugs, ladies!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2016 07:04 PM (NOIQH) 170
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The quinine in the tonic will protect you from malaria. The lemon juice will protect you from scurvy and the gin will kill the worms. Posted by: Frank Zappa at June 21, 2016 07:01 PM (QHgTq) The way I heard it was: "The quinine is to treat malaria, the lime juice prevents scurvy, and the gin is to make you forget that you're living in a place where you have to worry about malaria and scurvy." Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2016 07:05 PM (sdi6R) 171
Peace, love and understanding is not what you want to be hearing out of your top-cop
Posted by: Joe Friday at June 21, 2016 07:05 PM (12kBq) 172
"154
and I avoided pooping my pants, so that's something. Setting the bar a little high for us Morons. Posted by: DaveA at June 21, 2016 07:00 PM (8J/Te)" While I cannot claim to have ever acted heroically, I have several times been in life threatening situations and it is for me a point of pride that I have not pooped my pants on those occasions. You take your ego strokes where you can. Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 21, 2016 07:05 PM (QHgTq) 173
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 21, 2016 06:54 PM (DW+jj)
------------------- publius, it sounds like your mom is definitely on the mend. I remember where you were a month or so ago, and this is so much better. I'm so glad for all of you. Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2016 07:05 PM (805dc) 174
promise of 72 goats...err I mean 72 virgins
Posted by: IC at June 21, 2016 07:02 PM or young boys Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2016 07:05 PM (d9qXV) 175
Somebody read the story about how there are more armed federal teams than there are Marines. I can only see this ending badly.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 21, 2016 07:05 PM (6Ll1u) 176
I'm fucking pissed. You know what the last 7.5 years feels like? Remember that scene in Saving Private Ryan when the German was stabbing the American and saying "shhhh" like he was comforting him while killing him? Remember how evil that was? That's what obama and the media are doing to us. They don't believe any of this "love them" shit. They're saying this to keep us stupid while we get slaughtered. Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 21, 2016 07:06 PM (jco2N) 177
When we run out of justice-bringers and pain-givers, we can try that love, peace and understanding stuff. We really should still have a nice hard revenge attitude working, I think. I mean, is anyone really satisfied that these murdering bastards have paid the price, as a culture, as a religion, for the deeds that they have unleashed. Not yet, no.
Posted by: goon at June 21, 2016 07:06 PM (WCaSy) 178
And if you the chance while being mugged, Lynch suggest reciting 1 Corinthians 13:4-8:
"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud..." Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2016 07:06 PM (NOIQH) 179
I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony (perfect harmony) I'd like to hold it in my arms And keep it co Allah Ackbar! *headchop* Posted by: AG Loretta Lynch at June 21, 2016 07:07 PM (JO9+V) Posted by: eman at June 21, 2016 07:07 PM (mR7Es) 181
Peace, love and understanding... now that's funny
Posted by: Shecky Mohammed at June 21, 2016 07:07 PM (12kBq) 182
Bag of frozen peas can't hurt you ....
Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2016 07:07 PM (Doh4+) 183
152 Chaka Chip Fatah (Chaka's son) has already been found guilty of corruption.
Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2016 07:00 PM (d9qXV) ----------------- OMG Skip, I thought you were just being funny, but that really is his name, isn't it. Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2016 07:07 PM (805dc) Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 07:08 PM (ECJ+C) Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2016 07:08 PM (p2X2f) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo -- Am Yisrael Chai at June 21, 2016 07:09 PM (Zu3d9) 187
152 Chaka Chip Fatah (Chaka's son) has already been found guilty of corruption.
Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2016 07:00 PM (d9qXV) So is Jesse Jackson Jr. Now if we could get Sr. to join him. Posted by: Jann Wenner's double headed, spiked dildo at June 21, 2016 07:04 PM (VDovR) The entire Democrat Party is built on corruption, strange how only some get caught. Posted by: cm9000 at June 21, 2016 07:09 PM (2TUVm) 188
>>They don't believe any of this "love them" shit. They're saying this to keep us stupid while we get slaughtered.
They're using slogans from freakin' celebrities and LGBT activists. Where was all this love when it came to Christian florists, I wonder? Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2016 07:09 PM (NOIQH) 189
bluebell- took me a little while to figure out you weren't from Bluebell.
Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2016 07:09 PM (d9qXV) 190
promise of 72 goats...err I mean 72 virgins
Posted by: IC at June 21, 2016 07:02 PM or young boys Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2016 07:05 PM (d9qXV) Tell me more, tell me more Did he put up a fight? Posted by: Harry Reid at June 21, 2016 07:10 PM (12kBq) 191
Worse before better, sadly.
Posted by: eman at June 21, 2016 07:10 PM (mR7Es) 192
You ought to introduce yourself to Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT. I think you guys would get along nicely.
Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2016 07:01 PM Unfortunatel, those poor lost misguided souls of the Mt Shasta Institute of Peace, Love and World Harmony have been misled and have lost their way. They have succumbed to earthly pleasures. We here at Buddha's Retreat follow the true teachings of Zen Master Joshu and have achieved true enlightment. For a small donation we will willingly share our knowledge with all who seek true enlightment. Posted by: Buddha's Retreat of Mt Shasta at June 21, 2016 07:10 PM (EXTY5) 193
Gotta hate the Haters, Lizzy! Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 21, 2016 07:10 PM (jco2N) Posted by: Call any vegetable at June 21, 2016 07:10 PM (BO/km) 195
>> I'd like to teach the world to sing
Hey, that's my line. I came up with that at the end of a months-long bender banging hippie chicks. It was rough, but I'm all right now. In fact, it's a gas. Betty died horribly, and I couldn't be happier. Posted by: Don Draper at June 21, 2016 07:10 PM (DW+jj) 196
I'm just a Virginia bluebell, that's it.
But I found out I picked the name of a great Texan ice cream, so that makes me happy. Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2016 07:10 PM (805dc) 197
And guess what rifle that the govt chose to arm it's force with? No,no,no. Not for you, but for me.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 21, 2016 07:11 PM (6Ll1u) 198
So does anyone still have a sliver of hope left that she'll prosecute Hillary Clinton after this comment? Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 21, 2016 07:11 PM (lKyWE) 199
Love your enemies or we'll kill you.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 07:11 PM (ECJ+C) 200
Does this mean the US will be dropping Russell Stover Decorative Heart chocolate assortments on ISIS moving forward?
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at June 21, 2016 07:11 PM (ktzHq) Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 21, 2016 07:11 PM (jco2N) 202
And a town in Pa.
Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2016 07:12 PM (d9qXV) 203
Just wait.....you ingrates.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo -- Am Yisrael Chai at June 21, 2016 07:09 PM (Zu3d9) -------------------- Something tells me I should be glad I'll be taking my son to the dentist tomorrow morning. Thanks for the warning. (shudder) Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2016 07:12 PM (805dc) 204
Nood!!
Posted by: IC at June 21, 2016 07:13 PM (KTFfX) 205
And if I see one more "Open Letter" I'm going to lose it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 21, 2016 07:13 PM (ECJ+C) 206
182 Bag of frozen peas can't hurt you ....
Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2016 07:07 PM (Doh4+) ------------------ That's what the doc told me when I had my vasectomy. I ate the peas. Still hurt like hell. Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 21, 2016 07:14 PM (kTF2Z) 207
Corrected: The Way to Fight Terrorism Is With Peace, Love, Understanding, a warm gun, strong security, strict deportation laws, and free tickets to your country of origin, or Somolia, your choice.
So long you sheep shagging goat rappers. Posted by: When I'm Prisident at June 21, 2016 07:15 PM (+HL0m) 208
They are simply islamist sympathizers. If not, more simply, islamist.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 21, 2016 07:15 PM (P/kVC) Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 21, 2016 07:15 PM (IqV8l) 210
So does anyone still have a sliver of hope left that she'll prosecute Hillary Clinton after this comment?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic I'm hoping she sits on it and the FBI leaks it. Posted by: Jean at June 21, 2016 07:16 PM (Doh4+) 211
"Ace, very dark sunglasses,"
I burned my eyes verily badly welding several years ago. Apart from keeping hash brown patches on both eyes, I would wear sun glasses inside and keep all blinds closed. No going out. No direct light be it sun or computer or TV. Posted by: Ricardo Kill.....TEXIT at June 21, 2016 07:17 PM (9ym/8) 212
152 Chaka Chip Fatah (Chaka's son) has already been found guilty of corruption.
Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2016 07:00 PM (d9qXV) ----------------------- Please Lord, I don't ask much, but let that be the son's real name. Let me have that ROLMAO moment, just to remind me that the vain world of political struggle is a joke. Amen. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 21, 2016 07:19 PM (T/5A0) 213
I'd like to co-opt the 60's hippies slogan of, 'If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem', by suggesting a massive infusion of conservatives and tea party types joining up with Islam.
Then we could all have a slogan of, 'If you're not part of the problem, there'll never be a solution. ' Yes, adult beverages might be contributing to my thought process. Posted by: Jiminy Cricket at June 21, 2016 07:19 PM (ZnIt3) 214
In all this I have the most contempt for MSM.
Lynch is getting air time with this silly let's love them to death. But earlier today a Yazidi girl who was forced to be an ISIS sex slave testified before Congress. Recently several Yazidi girls who refused to be sex slaves were gathered together and set on fire. This hasn't gotten the appropriate level of coverage. There have been almost no Yazidis nor Syrian/Iraqi Christians included in the refugees admitted to the US, even though they've been particular targeted by ISIS. But no coverage. Our major media leaders have to know this, and are in a position to put a harsh light on it. I'd bet it'd even get ratings. How can they live with themselves? Posted by: Ignoramus at June 21, 2016 07:20 PM (r1fLd) 215
Reminds me of some dumb mommy blogger I read who said she'd defend her children with love, not guns.
---- i had a cow-orker who was a pacifist, and said no one should own firearms... she was lining in an apartment that was the twin of the one next to it. seems the woman who lived in the same apt in the other building threw out her boyfriend, who would then get blind drunk every evening, and beat on the wrong door, begging/demanding/etc, that they make up/let him in... she wanted me to come stay at her place, armed, just in case he got in... i politely declined, and suggested that she live what she always preached, as i was uninterested in going to jail for her. Posted by: redc1c4 at June 21, 2016 07:21 PM (4/aeb) 216
I burned my eyes verily badly welding several years ago.
---------- There's your problem right there. You should have been using your hands instead. Posted by: joey biden at June 21, 2016 07:22 PM (PLnZs) 217
I finally watched Lone Survivor last night. Peace and Love not so much.
Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2016 07:24 PM (TmVQX) 218
I think we should put flowers in their guns-if they havre to have the nasty things.
Posted by: Marsha Cloggenstein, Mary's younger sister at June 21, 2016 07:25 PM (rmw+9) 219
"We here at Buddha's Retreat follow the true
teachings of Zen Master Joshu and have achieved true enlightment. For a small donation we will willingly share our knowledge with all who seek true enlightment. Posted by: Buddha's Retreat of Mt Shasta at June 21, 2016 07:10 PM (EXTY5)" My Zen is better than yours Damn right it's better than yours I could teach you but I'd have to charge La la, La la la Posted by: Enlightened Guru Kelis at June 21, 2016 07:27 PM (QHgTq) 220
194 All we are saying Is give peas a chance. Posted by: Call any vegetable at June 21, 2016 07:10 PM (BO/km) Visualize whirled peas. Umm, delicious! With butter. Posted by: Jann Wenner's double headed, spiked dildo at June 21, 2016 07:42 PM (VDovR) 221
Those fucks are getting us killed with their policies. The 911 memorial is a effin islamic cresent poibted towards mecca...
Posted by: torabora at June 21, 2016 07:45 PM (Q8lIn) 222
I never figured Loretta Lynch for an Elvis Costello fan. Thought she'd be more a fan of Harry Belafonte.
Posted by: VideoSavant at June 21, 2016 08:09 PM (vEoE1) 223
"Eye Update: I hit myself in both eyes. I got this cold-therapy eye mask for chilling down my eyes. The bottom of the thing has two sharp-ish pieces which descend down from the eyes and cover the cheeks. I always knew from the moment I saw this thing I'd jab those cheek pieces right into my eyes. Today, I did so. The little "lightning lines" you see after a minor eye trauma are now gone, finally. It was really dumb. It was also inevitable. But no harm done, and I avoided pooping my pants, so that's something." Can't tell if Ace's eye updates are autobiographical or a sly, metaphorical satire of the first 2 months of the Trump general election campaign. Posted by: reform highlander at June 21, 2016 08:10 PM (xf3KI) 224
Uhhh...no. I find a 7.62 to the brain pan is the best way to fight terrorism.
Posted by: Fish at June 21, 2016 08:45 PM (jJt7b) Posted by: thudlike at June 21, 2016 09:38 PM (yJFgb) Posted by: socalcon at June 21, 2016 09:47 PM (lHASK) 227
Time to hug terrorists with our arms. Conventional or Nuclear.
Posted by: Mr. feverhead at June 22, 2016 04:10 AM (j1Wvr) 228
So, what is the Federally approved plan to increase "love" in Gay Bars in Florida ?
You know what, never mind. I don't doubt for a second there is one; and that I wouldn't be impressed with it. Posted by: gekkobear at June 22, 2016 11:32 AM (0p8Lv) 229
"The Way to Fight Terrorism Is With Peace, Love, and Understanding", and about 100 well placed nuclear bombs. Heltau
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