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Wednesday Morning News Dump (6/8/160 [Mis. Hum.]
- Yesterday's election results
- It doesn't appear Bernie will be riding off into the sunset, quietly.
- Presumptive democratic nominee's email case gets more F.B.I attention
- Clinton's IT geek files DOJ immunity agreement with court
- Washington D.C. raises it's minimum wage to $15.00/HR
- Federal judge
backs downstays his order regarding ethics classes
- The NFL's Roger Goodell is still alive
- While in prison it is your right to shove marbles in your penis and not have them removed
- Baltimore DA being sued
- General Mills announces 1st new cereal in 15 years. Kaboom comparisons?
- Bernie loses 1 delegate in MN
- Yes, keep your faith under a bushel basket. No need to let your light shine.
- Actress Theresa Saldana RIP
- U.N. is S.N.A.F.U
- Brazil's President future is looking brighter
- Transferred not fired
- The City of Brotherly Love will be going soft on protestors
- Let it burn
- Genius Award
- Feel good story of the day
Comments
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Good morning.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Sexual Tyrannosaurus at June 08, 2016 07:36 AM (rwI+c)
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and first
Posted by: Grump928(C) Sexual Tyrannosaurus at June 08, 2016 07:36 AM (rwI+c)
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Trifecta?
Posted by: Grump928(C) Sexual Tyrannosaurus at June 08, 2016 07:36 AM (rwI+c)
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Jesssss!
Posted by: Grump928(C) Sexual Tyrannosaurus at June 08, 2016 07:36 AM (rwI+c)
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I'll summon The Others.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Sexual Tyrannosaurus at June 08, 2016 07:37 AM (rwI+c)
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No Trump in the Dump. It's gonna be a good day.
Posted by: V the K at June 08, 2016 07:38 AM (O7MnT)
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Bill Kristol
Now I say Donald Trump will not win a single primary.
9 Aug 2015
Charles C. W. Cooke
I also predicted, for what its worth, that Donald Trump wont win a single primary. I guess well see.
1 Feb 2016
Cheri Jacobus
Do I think Trump is going to be the GOP nominee? No, I dont I still tend to think he wont win a single state
28 Dec 2015
stuart stevens
He wont win a single primary.
7 Dec 2015
Bill Kristol
Now I say Donald Trump will not win a single primary.
9 Aug 2015
Charles C. W. Cooke
I also predicted, for what its worth, that Donald Trump wont win a single primary. I guess well see.
1 Feb 2016
Cheri Jacobus
Do I think Trump is going to be the GOP nominee? No, I dont I still tend to think he wont win a single state
28 Dec 2015
stuart stevens
He wont win a single primary.
7 Dec 2015
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2016 07:38 AM (kdS6q)
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Canada will get gender-neutral national anthem
https://tinyurl.com/z8vbcd6
Xo Canada, xe stand on guard for xe....
Canada will get gender-neutral national anthem
https://tinyurl.com/z8vbcd6
Xo Canada, xe stand on guard for xe....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2016 07:39 AM (kdS6q)
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"But I guess the memory is gone forever. Like Kaboom cereal. And my family." - Philip J Fry
Posted by: V the K at June 08, 2016 07:40 AM (O7MnT)
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San Francisco is proposing to let illegals vote in their school board elections.
https://tinyurl.com/h6dxvxw
San Francisco is proposing to let illegals vote in their school board elections.
https://tinyurl.com/h6dxvxw
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2016 07:40 AM (kdS6q)
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Someone care to endeavor to explain how someone can get an immunity deal, plead the fifth and not only have his plea deal sealed but not have his testimony recorded so as not to have to take the fifth in front of cameras?
What we need is a good old-fashioned reign of terror for about a couple decades.
What we need is a good old-fashioned reign of terror for about a couple decades.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 08, 2016 07:41 AM (3Xxpy)
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Why should Bernie ride off? He was cheated by the establishment DNC so the hag could win.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 08, 2016 07:42 AM (mpXpK)
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'mornin.
Posted by: Weasel at June 08, 2016 07:43 AM (6xtq3)
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As long as the corrupt Obamanite regime is in office nothing will come of the Scankles e-mail felonies.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 08, 2016 07:43 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2016 07:44 AM (kdS6q)
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Yes DC raised the minimum wage to $15/hour and hundreds are finding that the real minimum wage is zero.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 08, 2016 07:45 AM (mpXpK)
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Off topic: I want to share my joy at the birth of my baby girl, Emma on Saturday. She is healthy and perfect. Mom is doing great too! With all the bad news and assorted stupidity going on, I wanted to share something beautiful and good with you all!
Posted by: DanInMN at June 08, 2016 07:45 AM (15ZVX)
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Off topic: I want to share my joy at the birth of my baby girl, Emma on Saturday. She is healthy and perfect. Mom is doing great too! With all the bad news and assorted stupidity going on, I wanted to share something beautiful and good with you all!
Posted by: DanInMN at June 08, 2016 07:45 AM (15ZVX)
Congrats
Posted by: DanInMN at June 08, 2016 07:45 AM (15ZVX)
Congrats
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2016 07:47 AM (zp+j1)
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>>12 Why should Bernie ride off? He was cheated by the establishment DNC so the hag could win. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 08, 2016 07:42 AM (mpXpK)
All Bernie's base are belong to Her.
All Bernie's base are belong to Her.
Posted by: General Zod at June 08, 2016 07:47 AM (Bdeb0)
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Also what would the Donks and media be doing right about now if under a Republican administration the state department told them it would take 75 years to comply with their request?
What the fuck is the GOP doing?
I have seriously never seen a bigger bunch of retarded and incompentent assholes in my life.
This level of incompetency is absolutely intentional.
What the fuck is the GOP doing?
I have seriously never seen a bigger bunch of retarded and incompentent assholes in my life.
This level of incompetency is absolutely intentional.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 08, 2016 07:48 AM (3Xxpy)
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Posted by: DanInMN at June 08, 2016 07:45 AM (15ZVX)
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Congratulations to you and your family. May your newest member have a long and happy life.
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Congratulations to you and your family. May your newest member have a long and happy life.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 08, 2016 07:49 AM (BNs9e)
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Very good Dan!
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at June 08, 2016 07:49 AM (X+nFp)
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Congratulations
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at June 08, 2016 07:50 AM (Yjjjf)
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DAY 1,310
153 to go (226 to Inauguration Day )
Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mario's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.
DAY 1,310
153 to go (226 to Inauguration Day )
Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mario's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 07:50 AM (p4UlV)
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Welcome to America, Mr. and Mrs. "Smith"! When you sign your pre-completed voting ballot for the Democrats in your designated district, don't forget to pick your key for your assigned residence, okay?
Posted by: The DNC-INS-DHS Complex at June 08, 2016 07:51 AM (8rmdN)
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Attention ettes!
I told the boss lady I would pass on the info to y'all so here goes:
10% Discount in nic.
Now I've done my husbandly duties.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled dump.
I told the boss lady I would pass on the info to y'all so here goes:
10% Discount in nic.
Now I've done my husbandly duties.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled dump.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at June 08, 2016 07:52 AM (X+nFp)
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153 to go (226 to Inauguration Day )
_______________
You know, I used to be looking forward to that day.
Now, for some reason, not so much.
(Still want that POS Obama gone, just horrified by what's likely to replace him).
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You know, I used to be looking forward to that day.
Now, for some reason, not so much.
(Still want that POS Obama gone, just horrified by what's likely to replace him).
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 08, 2016 07:53 AM (BNs9e)
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Imagine Marylin Moseby, Kamala Harris and Ron Kuby.
Now imagine all three as associate justices on the Supreme Court.
So, Never Trump?????
Imagine Marylin Moseby, Kamala Harris and Ron Kuby.
Now imagine all three as associate justices on the Supreme Court.
So, Never Trump?????
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 07:54 AM (p4UlV)
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Off topic: I want to share my joy at the birth of my baby girl, Emma on Saturday. She is healthy and perfect. Mom is doing great too! With all the bad news and assorted stupidity going on, I wanted to share something beautiful and good with you all!
Posted by: DanInMN
Congratulations to you and yours!
Posted by: DanInMN
Congratulations to you and yours!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2016 07:54 AM (0DVOr)
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So I guess the DOJ and the FBI are going to delay Hillary's indictment until after the election.
This is going to work just like Benghazi did last time.
This is going to work just like Benghazi did last time.
Posted by: Fritz at June 08, 2016 07:55 AM (UzPAd)
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29 Posted by: DanInMN
So, you're going to name her Seftona?
Seriously, Mazel Tov and may she and you have a long and blessed life.
So, you're going to name her Seftona?
Seriously, Mazel Tov and may she and you have a long and blessed life.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 07:55 AM (p4UlV)
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Great news, Dan. Congratulations.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 08, 2016 07:55 AM (U+nHb)
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Well, I am going to go out and mow some weeds.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 08, 2016 07:56 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 08, 2016 07:57 AM (eytER)
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153 to go (226 to Inauguration Day )
_______________
You know, I used to be looking forward to that day.
I remember when it was in the 700's and wondering if I'd ever see it drop.
_______________
You know, I used to be looking forward to that day.
I remember when it was in the 700's and wondering if I'd ever see it drop.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2016 07:57 AM (0DVOr)
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Kreplach
Yet it is soooooo important to vote for THEIR choice for president! They gave us Kagan and Sotomeyer, allowed Obama and his pen and phone free reign, and have buckled under to every racist claim put before them-but claim they are on our side! If they can criticize Trump but not the protesters who are hurting Trump campaign goers, I say with friends like Ryan, who needs friends.
Yet it is soooooo important to vote for THEIR choice for president! They gave us Kagan and Sotomeyer, allowed Obama and his pen and phone free reign, and have buckled under to every racist claim put before them-but claim they are on our side! If they can criticize Trump but not the protesters who are hurting Trump campaign goers, I say with friends like Ryan, who needs friends.
Posted by: Chillin the most at June 08, 2016 07:57 AM (BI43k)
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Congrats, Dan. We need some joy around here.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at June 08, 2016 07:57 AM (Z4hTv)
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What we need is a good old-fashioned reign of terror for about a couple decades.
Throw in a splash of Argentinean Dirty War and I'm with you.
What we need is a good old-fashioned reign of terror for about a couple decades.
Throw in a splash of Argentinean Dirty War and I'm with you.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2016 07:59 AM (X6fMO)
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I need to compare voter totals to get a sense of enthusiasm now that the remaining states really didn't need to cast a vote.
Since DD didn't arse themselves to follow through, won't bother visiting them any more.
But I AM curious.
I need to compare voter totals to get a sense of enthusiasm now that the remaining states really didn't need to cast a vote.
Since DD didn't arse themselves to follow through, won't bother visiting them any more.
But I AM curious.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 08, 2016 07:59 AM (X35Yt)
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What's this crap I'm reading about a Blade Runner sequel?!
Seriously?
We are going to get to see Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion again? C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate?
Seriously?
We are going to get to see Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion again? C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2016 08:00 AM (0DVOr)
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Assholes and Incompetents was an expansion pack for Villains and Vigilantes written by our own Christopher Taylor back in 1998
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at June 08, 2016 08:00 AM (Yjjjf)
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General Mills sucks. Eff 'em.
Unrelated, about eight days ago I broke a fingernail really low, pretty deep on the nail bed. It would have hurt like hell to rip/clip it all the way off, and it was jagged, so it was definitely going to catch on something and remove itself in a very painful way if I didn't take care of it. So someone told me to layer the nail with Krazy glue. I've had to reapply it a few times, but it worked. It's held while the nail has grown out.
See this and other great tips on my vlog, Swift Kick Meet Life Hackz.
General Mills sucks. Eff 'em.
Unrelated, about eight days ago I broke a fingernail really low, pretty deep on the nail bed. It would have hurt like hell to rip/clip it all the way off, and it was jagged, so it was definitely going to catch on something and remove itself in a very painful way if I didn't take care of it. So someone told me to layer the nail with Krazy glue. I've had to reapply it a few times, but it worked. It's held while the nail has grown out.
See this and other great tips on my vlog, Swift Kick Meet Life Hackz.
Posted by: Vlog... sure. I'll get right on that. at June 08, 2016 08:00 AM (uaHyk)
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>>We are going to get to see Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion again? C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate?
Nah. All that was lost. Like tears, in rain.
Nah. All that was lost. Like tears, in rain.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 08, 2016 08:01 AM (/tuJf)
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DanInMN at June 08, 2016 07:45 AM (15ZVX)
Oh, great.
One more whining little girl at AoSHQ.
(just kidding. Congratulations)
Oh, great.
One more whining little girl at AoSHQ.
(just kidding. Congratulations)
Posted by: jwest at June 08, 2016 08:01 AM (Zs4uk)
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Posted by: DanInMN at June 08, 2016 07:45 AM (15ZVX)
Hearty congratulations. A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
Hearty congratulations. A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
Posted by: creeper at June 08, 2016 08:02 AM (4KFU8)
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I enjoyed the book/diet thread yesterday.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 08, 2016 08:02 AM (U+nHb)
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We are going to get to see Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion again? C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate?
Nah. All that was lost. Like tears, in rain.
Crap. FML.
Nah. All that was lost. Like tears, in rain.
Crap. FML.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2016 08:02 AM (0DVOr)
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34 What's this crap I'm reading about a Blade Runner sequel?!
Seriously?
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 08, 2016 07:57 AM (enter)
Ridley has had that in the works since forever. If you only knew how long it took from typing the words "THE END" on a first draft until something actually reaches the screen, you'd wonder how anything ever got made.
Seriously?
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 08, 2016 07:57 AM (enter)
Ridley has had that in the works since forever. If you only knew how long it took from typing the words "THE END" on a first draft until something actually reaches the screen, you'd wonder how anything ever got made.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:02 AM (p4UlV)
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40 We are going to get to see Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion again? C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2016 08:00 AM (0DVOr)
Most of that dialogue was improvised by Rutger Hauer on set, including "like tears in rain."
Sometimes - very rarely - magic does happen in the movies.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2016 08:00 AM (0DVOr)
Most of that dialogue was improvised by Rutger Hauer on set, including "like tears in rain."
Sometimes - very rarely - magic does happen in the movies.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:04 AM (p4UlV)
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>>Ridley has had that in the works since forever. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:02 AM (p4UlV)
Time to die.
Time to die.
Posted by: General Zod at June 08, 2016 08:05 AM (Bdeb0)
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Congratulations, Dan. May she grow up in a better world.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2016 08:05 AM (X6fMO)
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What we need is a good old-fashioned reign of terror for about a couple decades.
Throw in a splash of Argentinean Dirty War and I'm with you.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2016 07:59 AM (X6fMO)
All that can be avoided with a few well-placed Star Chambers.
FWIW.
What we need is a good old-fashioned reign of terror for about a couple decades.
Throw in a splash of Argentinean Dirty War and I'm with you.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2016 07:59 AM (X6fMO)
All that can be avoided with a few well-placed Star Chambers.
FWIW.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:05 AM (p4UlV)
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I'm not saying I wish Roger Goodell was dead, but really, how would the world be worse without him?
I can't think of anything.
I can't think of anything.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 08, 2016 08:06 AM (Dj0WE)
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Ridley has had that in the works since forever. If you only knew how long it took from typing the words "THE END" on a first draft until something actually reaches the screen, you'd wonder how anything ever got made.
I've heard of Development Hell, and I was hoping that any rumblings of a sequel would be consigned there.
I've heard of Development Hell, and I was hoping that any rumblings of a sequel would be consigned there.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 08, 2016 08:06 AM (eytER)
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Take the red pill and wake the fuck up. This blog is deep gope cover. It's disgusting.
Posted by: Prescient21 at June 08, 2016 08:05 AM (aE/fI)
Hey! It's poor man's MUMR!
Take the red pill and wake the fuck up. This blog is deep gope cover. It's disgusting.
Posted by: Prescient21 at June 08, 2016 08:05 AM (aE/fI)
Hey! It's poor man's MUMR!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:06 AM (p4UlV)
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As a Baltimore resident I can confirm that both the pro-Freddie and Anti-Freddie sides of the city loath Marilyn Mosby equally.
For very different reasons, of course.
Not sure how a lawsuit against her plays out.
Luckily all the Dems Rent-A-Mob-Riot money is being spent against Trump, not the moderately okay-ish sorta citizens of Baltimore.
For very different reasons, of course.
Not sure how a lawsuit against her plays out.
Luckily all the Dems Rent-A-Mob-Riot money is being spent against Trump, not the moderately okay-ish sorta citizens of Baltimore.
Posted by: TeamRawDog at June 08, 2016 08:07 AM (10hEu)
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nervous mother here......youngest just drove off for the first time alone.....headed to his morning practice.....kind thoughts for his successful arrival and return would be appreciated.... my little boy is not a little boy anymore.... 
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2016 08:09 AM (0O7c5)
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Congratulations Dan! It's great to hear everyone is healthy and happy. And Emma is a beautiful name choice.
Best of luck to you and yours, and especially to little Emma.
Best of luck to you and yours, and especially to little Emma.
Posted by: MTF at June 08, 2016 08:09 AM (XMhQP)
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58 Congratulations Dan! It's great to hear everyone is healthy and happy. And Emma is a beautiful name choice.
Best of luck to you and yours, and especially to little Emma.
Posted by: MTF at June 08, 2016 08:09 AM (XMhQP)
I was lobbying hard for Seftonia.
Best of luck to you and yours, and especially to little Emma.
Posted by: MTF at June 08, 2016 08:09 AM (XMhQP)
I was lobbying hard for Seftonia.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:10 AM (p4UlV)
Posted by: creeper at June 08, 2016 08:10 AM (4KFU8)
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congratulations dan!!! welcome baby emma!!!
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2016 08:11 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: MTF at June 08, 2016 08:11 AM (XMhQP)
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Let the exaltation by the media of Hillary "the first woman president' Clinton, begin.
"The first woman president' meme is going to be rammed down out throat until we choke on it.
Oh, and we may as well get this started right now; let the demonization of Trump by the astro-turfers and anti-Trump 'supporters' continue.
May as well. Nothing like hearing that broken record over and over.
"The first woman president' meme is going to be rammed down out throat until we choke on it.
Oh, and we may as well get this started right now; let the demonization of Trump by the astro-turfers and anti-Trump 'supporters' continue.
May as well. Nothing like hearing that broken record over and over.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 08, 2016 08:11 AM (4ng05)
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Least surprising headline of the day:
Man seen falling into Yellowstone geyser presumed dead
https://tinyurl.com/jmfa4vu
Least surprising headline of the day:
Man seen falling into Yellowstone geyser presumed dead
https://tinyurl.com/jmfa4vu
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 08, 2016 08:11 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 08, 2016 08:12 AM (D0J8L)
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i'm going to take doggeh for a walk and burn some anxiety off......
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2016 08:12 AM (0O7c5)
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Ridley has had that in the works since forever. If you only knew how long it took from typing the words "THE END" on a first draft until something actually reaches the screen, you'd wonder how anything ever got made.
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I've heard of Development Hell, and I was hoping that any rumblings of a sequel would be consigned there.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 08, 2016 08:06 AM (eytER)
Yeah, like Pentagon plans for when we have to attack Canada or the Vatican. Some group of Majors and Lt. Colonels have to write the things up, but nobody realistically expects to use them.
I'm sure there's a sequel to Joe Vs. The Volcano out there, in a vault somewhere.
Incidentally, for a time there, without being overtly sexual/voluptuous, Meg Ryan was just about as lovely as any actress in the history of Hollywood.
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I've heard of Development Hell, and I was hoping that any rumblings of a sequel would be consigned there.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 08, 2016 08:06 AM (eytER)
Yeah, like Pentagon plans for when we have to attack Canada or the Vatican. Some group of Majors and Lt. Colonels have to write the things up, but nobody realistically expects to use them.
I'm sure there's a sequel to Joe Vs. The Volcano out there, in a vault somewhere.
Incidentally, for a time there, without being overtly sexual/voluptuous, Meg Ryan was just about as lovely as any actress in the history of Hollywood.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 08, 2016 08:12 AM (Dj0WE)
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Is everybody ready for ANOTHER presidential candidate whose only distinguishing qualification is a superficial physical characteristic?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2016 08:12 AM (+wjl1)
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>>Nothing like hearing that broken record over and over.
Well personally I'm looking forward to months of Trump supporters telling us that the world will likely end if we don't vote for the orange messiah.
Cause that never gets old.
Well personally I'm looking forward to months of Trump supporters telling us that the world will likely end if we don't vote for the orange messiah.
Cause that never gets old.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 08, 2016 08:13 AM (/tuJf)
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Congrats to Dan!
Please, please Bernie, do not go away quietly. Rage against the harridan and the rigged system. Whip all your SJW followers into a frenzy (which should not be hard to do, the little darlings are not used to being denied).
Fight the power, Bern!
Please, please Bernie, do not go away quietly. Rage against the harridan and the rigged system. Whip all your SJW followers into a frenzy (which should not be hard to do, the little darlings are not used to being denied).
Fight the power, Bern!
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at June 08, 2016 08:13 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2016 08:14 AM (X6fMO)
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57 Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2016 08:09 AM (0O7c5)
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Not gonna lie to you. I followed my daughter at a discrete distance the first time she drove herself. She didn't see me and I never have admitted it to her, and of course she was fine. My bet is your son is a much better driver than my daughter (even now ten years later probably).
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Not gonna lie to you. I followed my daughter at a discrete distance the first time she drove herself. She didn't see me and I never have admitted it to her, and of course she was fine. My bet is your son is a much better driver than my daughter (even now ten years later probably).
Posted by: MTF at June 08, 2016 08:15 AM (XMhQP)
73
So there's this soldier who is deployed overseas, and his wife is pregnant, due to give birth while he's away. Since he won't be around, he tasks his brother with making sure that his wife is comfortable and provided for.
His wife is uncomfortable with that since her brother in law is a notorious practical joker, but her husband assures her that in matters of utmost seriousness, he will rise to the occasion.
So as expected the wife goes into labor and gives birth. She calls her husband.
"Honey, I have a surprise. We actually had twins!"
"Really?!? Um..."
"A girl and a boy. Your brother, well, he helped a lot and took care of all the paperwork for me since it was a difficult delivery. And I just got back our copies and, well..."
"Don't tell me he messed with the kid's names. What did he name them?"
"Well, your daughter is named Denise."
"OK, whew, that's nice and normal. And my son?"
"Denephew."
His wife is uncomfortable with that since her brother in law is a notorious practical joker, but her husband assures her that in matters of utmost seriousness, he will rise to the occasion.
So as expected the wife goes into labor and gives birth. She calls her husband.
"Honey, I have a surprise. We actually had twins!"
"Really?!? Um..."
"A girl and a boy. Your brother, well, he helped a lot and took care of all the paperwork for me since it was a difficult delivery. And I just got back our copies and, well..."
"Don't tell me he messed with the kid's names. What did he name them?"
"Well, your daughter is named Denise."
"OK, whew, that's nice and normal. And my son?"
"Denephew."
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 08, 2016 08:16 AM (eytER)
74
Actually, after having dealt with some senior Washington bureaucrats, maybe 75 years to release the records is not bad at all.
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 08, 2016 08:16 AM (wYnyS)
75
An important "in" vs "out" debate that was widely billed as "impartial", was stacked with pro-IN plants, including a Huffington Post journalist.
The money that is flowing directly from the EU commissions in an attempt to sway this referendum is breathtaking. And, I would suggest again, this is not unimportant for this country.
The money that is flowing directly from the EU commissions in an attempt to sway this referendum is breathtaking. And, I would suggest again, this is not unimportant for this country.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 08, 2016 08:17 AM (4ng05)
76
Is everybody ready for ANOTHER presidential candidate whose only distinguishing qualification is a superficial physical characteristic?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2016 08:12 AM (+wjl1)
I still think the Dems are missing out on a huge opportunity, not using Gabby Giffords. She's a girl, and she's a cripple, and the victim of evil gun violence to boot!
What's not to love.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2016 08:12 AM (+wjl1)
I still think the Dems are missing out on a huge opportunity, not using Gabby Giffords. She's a girl, and she's a cripple, and the victim of evil gun violence to boot!
What's not to love.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 08, 2016 08:17 AM (Dj0WE)
77
Not gonna lie to you. I followed my daughter at a discrete distance the first time she drove herself. She didn't see me and I never have admitted it to her, and of course she was fine. My bet is your son is a much better driver than my daughter (even now ten years later probably).
Posted by: MTF at June 08, 2016 08:15 AM (XMhQP)
Once my daughter drove to a food joint on the local highway to meet a friend but she never called us, so I drove there and snuck in to make sure she was there...She never saw me. LOL
Posted by: MTF at June 08, 2016 08:15 AM (XMhQP)
Once my daughter drove to a food joint on the local highway to meet a friend but she never called us, so I drove there and snuck in to make sure she was there...She never saw me. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2016 08:18 AM (zp+j1)
78
Posted by: DanInMN at June 08, 2016 07:45 AM (15ZVX)
==========================================
Congratulations on you beautiful baby girl, Dan in MN. Remember, good dads don't let their little girls grow up to be Vikings fans.
Sincerely, may she grow up in a happy home filled with joy and wonder. God bless you all.
==========================================
Congratulations on you beautiful baby girl, Dan in MN. Remember, good dads don't let their little girls grow up to be Vikings fans.
Sincerely, may she grow up in a happy home filled with joy and wonder. God bless you all.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 08, 2016 08:20 AM (dFi94)
79
Good Morning, one and all. My cup of cynicism runneth over this fine morning as Hillary! clinches enough delegates to become the Democrat nominee. As I look across this land, seeing the dark and terrible shadow of the becankled one blight the crops, mutate the beasts of the field, and bring an unbearable sadness to the heart and a bereaved sob to the lip I can but think that finally, America will have the first ex-wife president it deserves. Nemesis moves in weird ways, but move the goddess does.
Rejoice! It is Mourning in America!
Rejoice! It is Mourning in America!
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries Billy Kristol DIY Candidate Kits! at June 08, 2016 08:20 AM (hLRSq)
80
For many people who will be taking jobs permanently because of the minimum wage, that were only ever intended to be entry-level, the minimum-wage will be the maximum wage and future pay raises will forever need to be legislated and not based on economic factors.
These jobs will, by necessity, disappear - one way or the other.
For many people who will be taking jobs permanently because of the minimum wage, that were only ever intended to be entry-level, the minimum-wage will be the maximum wage and future pay raises will forever need to be legislated and not based on economic factors.
These jobs will, by necessity, disappear - one way or the other.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 08, 2016 08:20 AM (4ng05)
81
@76. You may be on to something there, BurtTC.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at June 08, 2016 08:21 AM (Z4hTv)
82
The legislative and judicial farces on every level that we see playing out in the current era, do not bode well for the survival of civilization, let alone Western civilization. And, don't even whisper the phrase "consent of the governed"!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 08, 2016 08:21 AM (wYnyS)
83
Sex Change Bombshell: Richard Simmons Is Secretly Living As A Woman!
Being gay, rich, and living in LA....What could possibly go wrong?
Being gay, rich, and living in LA....What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2016 08:22 AM (zp+j1)
84
These gunshot selfies are increasing.
I think what happens is some type of sympathetic finger movement when they go to press the camera button, the other hand also reflexively squeezes the trigger.
It may also be that the reflection in the camera is reversed, so the hand you think is on the camera is actually on the trigger.
Any thoughts ?
I think what happens is some type of sympathetic finger movement when they go to press the camera button, the other hand also reflexively squeezes the trigger.
It may also be that the reflection in the camera is reversed, so the hand you think is on the camera is actually on the trigger.
Any thoughts ?
Posted by: McCool at June 08, 2016 08:22 AM (TQxRy)
85
I thought Seftonia was the Jewish quarter of Peruvia.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2016 08:14 AM (X6fMO)
Sabbath night in Seftonia: Jewish Peruvians gather around and pray as Mama puts a huge bowl of Kaboom on the table.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2016 08:14 AM (X6fMO)
Sabbath night in Seftonia: Jewish Peruvians gather around and pray as Mama puts a huge bowl of Kaboom on the table.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at June 08, 2016 08:22 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2016 08:23 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2016 08:24 AM (qUNWi)
88
>>Sex Change Bombshell: Richard Simmons Is Secretly Living As A Woman!
Yea, that's a shocker all right.
Yea, that's a shocker all right.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 08, 2016 08:24 AM (/tuJf)
89
Sea levels could rise nearly twice as much as previously predicted by the
end of this century if carbon dioxide emissions continue unabated, an
outcome that could devastate coastal communities around the globe,
according to new research published Wednesday
Cleaver article which shows no sources, who wrote this article, just put out as fact...BS From the Baltimore Sun.
end of this century if carbon dioxide emissions continue unabated, an
outcome that could devastate coastal communities around the globe,
according to new research published Wednesday
Cleaver article which shows no sources, who wrote this article, just put out as fact...BS From the Baltimore Sun.
Posted by: Colin at June 08, 2016 08:24 AM (fxoKC)
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2016 08:25 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 08, 2016 08:25 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2016 08:25 AM (ptqRm)
93
It's going to be interesting to see how long the press and the GOP elite can keep the manufactured outrage going about Trump.
Trump had a great speech last night and is ignoring the pearl-clutching whiners, as he should.
When you try to bring the king down, you have to succeed or you're going to be a total outcast. There are only so many slots at MSNBC for former republicans who want to badmouth the party. Most of these people are going to end up on the street.
Trump had a great speech last night and is ignoring the pearl-clutching whiners, as he should.
When you try to bring the king down, you have to succeed or you're going to be a total outcast. There are only so many slots at MSNBC for former republicans who want to badmouth the party. Most of these people are going to end up on the street.
Posted by: jwest at June 08, 2016 08:25 AM (Zs4uk)
94
>>>>Yet it is soooooo important to vote for THEIR choice for president!
They gave us Kagan and Sotomeyer, allowed Obama and his pen and phone
free reign, and have buckled under to every racist claim put before
them-but claim they are on our side! If they can criticize Trump but
not the protesters who are hurting Trump campaign goers, I say with
friends like Ryan, who needs friends.
.
.
.
.To shout racist is all they have left, and it is definitely not working on Trump. They pounded Romney with all kinds of B$ political correct accusations and absolutely wouldn't let go of his 47% remarks and he folded like a cheap suit every single time. It made him appear weak. That plus his refusal to actually attack obama's record is what caused his loss.
They gave us Kagan and Sotomeyer, allowed Obama and his pen and phone
free reign, and have buckled under to every racist claim put before
them-but claim they are on our side! If they can criticize Trump but
not the protesters who are hurting Trump campaign goers, I say with
friends like Ryan, who needs friends.
.
.
.
.To shout racist is all they have left, and it is definitely not working on Trump. They pounded Romney with all kinds of B$ political correct accusations and absolutely wouldn't let go of his 47% remarks and he folded like a cheap suit every single time. It made him appear weak. That plus his refusal to actually attack obama's record is what caused his loss.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 08, 2016 08:25 AM (iONHu)
95
83 Sex Change Bombshell: Richard Simmons Is Secretly Living As A Woman!
I thought he had been doing that along.
I thought he had been doing that along.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at June 08, 2016 08:26 AM (P8951)
96
Yea, that's a shocker all right.
Remember when Greg Lougianis came out?
Apparently he was the last to know.
Remember when Greg Lougianis came out?
Apparently he was the last to know.
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2016 08:26 AM (qUNWi)
97
These gunshot selfies are increasing.
I think what happens is some type of sympathetic finger movement when they go to press the camera button, the other hand also reflexively squeezes the trigger.
It may also be that the reflection in the camera is reversed, so the hand you think is on the camera is actually on the trigger.
Any thoughts ?
Glock. Safety on the trigger.
Seriously fucked up safety placement.
I think what happens is some type of sympathetic finger movement when they go to press the camera button, the other hand also reflexively squeezes the trigger.
It may also be that the reflection in the camera is reversed, so the hand you think is on the camera is actually on the trigger.
Any thoughts ?
Glock. Safety on the trigger.
Seriously fucked up safety placement.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2016 08:27 AM (0DVOr)
98
I'm betting that a year and a half from now, Dan in MN has another kid. I'm calling February 21st, 2018.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 08, 2016 08:27 AM (dFi94)
99
Mr. Maca Bean above is correct. The $15 minimum wage will become a maximum wage for millions of American workers.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 08, 2016 08:27 AM (ZEzaq)
100
Don't put your finger on the trigger of a Glock, and there won't be a problem.
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 08, 2016 08:27 AM (CGjum)
101
If there's a new Bladerunner does Jennifer Lawrence HAVE to be in it?
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2016 08:27 AM (qUNWi)
102
Our Pseudo Government. That's it. That's what we have.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at June 08, 2016 08:27 AM (Z4hTv)
103
Glock. Safety on the trigger.
Seriously fucked up safety placement.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2016 08:27 AM (0DVOr)
yeah I don't mind, but when I take my daughters to shoot I only use my Beretta
Seriously fucked up safety placement.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2016 08:27 AM (0DVOr)
yeah I don't mind, but when I take my daughters to shoot I only use my Beretta
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2016 08:28 AM (zp+j1)
104
"To shout racist is all they have left, and it is definitely not working on Trump."
You must admire how Trump hid the fact he was a plantation-owning, white devil slavemaster racist for all these years.
You must admire how Trump hid the fact he was a plantation-owning, white devil slavemaster racist for all these years.
Posted by: jwest at June 08, 2016 08:28 AM (Zs4uk)
105
Remember when Greg Lougianis came out?
Apparently he was the last to know.
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2016 08:26 AM (qUNWi)
Guys dicks just somehow kept ending up in his mouth and damned if he knew how they got there. It could happen to anybody.
Apparently he was the last to know.
Posted by: eleven at June 08, 2016 08:26 AM (qUNWi)
Guys dicks just somehow kept ending up in his mouth and damned if he knew how they got there. It could happen to anybody.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at June 08, 2016 08:28 AM (P8951)
106
Hey Colin...
We have our own HeyJackass now.
Sort of.
Maybe a little bit like it.
http://data.baltimoresun.com/news/shootings-near-you/
We have our own HeyJackass now.
Sort of.
Maybe a little bit like it.
http://data.baltimoresun.com/news/shootings-near-you/
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2016 08:29 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:29 AM (p4UlV)
108
He was a good diver though. I remember when he clunked the back of his head on the board and kept going.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 08, 2016 08:30 AM (dFi94)
109
You must admire how Trump hid the fact he was a plantation-owning, white devil slavemaster racist for all these years.
Posted by: jwest at June 08, 2016 08:28 AM (Zs4uk)
And forcing his daughter to marry a jew to hide that he is really Hitler's cousin
Posted by: jwest at June 08, 2016 08:28 AM (Zs4uk)
And forcing his daughter to marry a jew to hide that he is really Hitler's cousin
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2016 08:30 AM (zp+j1)
110
So, what are the odds Bernardo Sandino goes 3rd party???
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:29 AM (p4UlV)
Between 0 and nonexistent. Sigh
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:29 AM (p4UlV)
Between 0 and nonexistent. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2016 08:30 AM (zp+j1)
111
I'm not sure why all the gloom and doom today. Did anybody think Hill was NOT going to get the nomination? Did anybody think the media would NOT be blubbering on about "historic firsts?"
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at June 08, 2016 08:30 AM (P8951)
112
I have an confession to make.
I prefer manual safeties on pistols.
Let's keep it on the down-low, okay?
I prefer manual safeties on pistols.
Let's keep it on the down-low, okay?
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 08, 2016 08:31 AM (ZEzaq)
113
109 And forcing his daughter to marry a jew to hide that he is really Hitler's cousin
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2016 08:30 AM (zp+j1)
You forget the Muslim Brotherhood having Huma marry Carlos Dangerowitz as cover.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2016 08:30 AM (zp+j1)
You forget the Muslim Brotherhood having Huma marry Carlos Dangerowitz as cover.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:31 AM (p4UlV)
114
gunshot selfies?
What is that?
The "genius Award' link in the news....
A yoot tried to take a selfie with a gun in his hand.
Shot himself 'by accident'
Obviously not following the gun safety rule about no finger on trigger unless you plan to shoot something in your sights
What is that?
The "genius Award' link in the news....
A yoot tried to take a selfie with a gun in his hand.
Shot himself 'by accident'
Obviously not following the gun safety rule about no finger on trigger unless you plan to shoot something in your sights
Posted by: McCool at June 08, 2016 08:31 AM (TQxRy)
115
I was talking to a McDonald's manger, his store is getting ready to remodel
the front end. Touch screens are part of the redo. Automating the McCafe.
Should be interesting....
the front end. Touch screens are part of the redo. Automating the McCafe.
Should be interesting....
Posted by: Colin at June 08, 2016 08:31 AM (fxoKC)
116
Posted by: Vlog... sure. I'll get right on that. at June 08, 2016 08:00 AM (uaHyk)
I once used that trick for a broken big toenail.
Works like a charm.
I once used that trick for a broken big toenail.
Works like a charm.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 08, 2016 08:31 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 08, 2016 08:31 AM (CGjum)
118
He was a good diver though. I remember when he clunked the back of his head on the board and kept going.
Yeah. Gravity is a bitch.
Yeah. Gravity is a bitch.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2016 08:31 AM (0DVOr)
119
Richard Simmons dressing as a women is no "bombshell."
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 08, 2016 08:31 AM (U+nHb)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 08, 2016 08:32 AM (ZQfW9)
121
Good morning, all!
From this date in 1944- Italy
The EZ Dog Journal
June 8, 1944
We moved again - this time to Marinella, in a villa right on the coast. It is a beautiful spot - much too pretty to waste war on. And since things are going so fast we are practically out of the war, so we just loaf and take things easy. Official count through VI Corps PW cage now reads 9,588 since the offensive started May 23. 5th Army must have a tremendous number. When the rail yards at Civitavechhia were bombed Gerry lost two of his "big" guns. On the beachhead we call them the "Anzio Express". 280mm, with a tube over 65 ft long, they shoot a 550# projectile some-where in the vicinity of 30 miles. They are each mounted on two flat-cars and have their own Diesel-electric locomotive and power plant.
These two guns were the infamous "Anzio Annie" (collectively known-as). They were later dubbed "Robert" and "Leopold" by the Army. In the mad scramble of the breakout the Germans were trying to evacuate the guns by boat but had to abandon them. Here's a nice summary of the whole thing:
http://www.unmuseum.org/anzio_annie.htm
Those who read "To Save Us All From Ruin" know that Anzio Annie was the Macguffin!
From this date in 1944- Italy
The EZ Dog Journal
June 8, 1944
We moved again - this time to Marinella, in a villa right on the coast. It is a beautiful spot - much too pretty to waste war on. And since things are going so fast we are practically out of the war, so we just loaf and take things easy. Official count through VI Corps PW cage now reads 9,588 since the offensive started May 23. 5th Army must have a tremendous number. When the rail yards at Civitavechhia were bombed Gerry lost two of his "big" guns. On the beachhead we call them the "Anzio Express". 280mm, with a tube over 65 ft long, they shoot a 550# projectile some-where in the vicinity of 30 miles. They are each mounted on two flat-cars and have their own Diesel-electric locomotive and power plant.
These two guns were the infamous "Anzio Annie" (collectively known-as). They were later dubbed "Robert" and "Leopold" by the Army. In the mad scramble of the breakout the Germans were trying to evacuate the guns by boat but had to abandon them. Here's a nice summary of the whole thing:
http://www.unmuseum.org/anzio_annie.htm
Those who read "To Save Us All From Ruin" know that Anzio Annie was the Macguffin!
Posted by: Carrionpractor at June 08, 2016 08:32 AM (NeFrd)
122
>>They pounded Romney with all kinds of B$ political
correct accusations and absolutely wouldn't let go of his 47% remarks... Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 08, 2016 08:25 AM (iONHu)
Romney should've flipped the script on them with 47%. "Yep, I absolutely stand by it, and I'm glad you've mentioned it publicly. In fact, I think that if you don't pay taxes, you shouldn't be voting, period. If I have to lose this election because millions of mouth-breathing parasites want the halfsmoke who gives away phones and other free shit, so be it."
correct accusations and absolutely wouldn't let go of his 47% remarks... Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 08, 2016 08:25 AM (iONHu)
Romney should've flipped the script on them with 47%. "Yep, I absolutely stand by it, and I'm glad you've mentioned it publicly. In fact, I think that if you don't pay taxes, you shouldn't be voting, period. If I have to lose this election because millions of mouth-breathing parasites want the halfsmoke who gives away phones and other free shit, so be it."
Posted by: General Zod at June 08, 2016 08:32 AM (Bdeb0)
123
110 So, what are the odds Bernardo Sandino goes 3rd party???
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:29 AM (p4UlV)
Between 0 and nonexistent. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2016 08:30 AM (zp+j1)
Stranger things have been known to happen. Hell hath no fury like an alte-cocker commie scorned.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:29 AM (p4UlV)
Between 0 and nonexistent. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2016 08:30 AM (zp+j1)
Stranger things have been known to happen. Hell hath no fury like an alte-cocker commie scorned.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:32 AM (p4UlV)
124
78 Posted by: DanInMN at June 08, 2016 07:45 AM (15ZVX)
==========================================
Congratulations on you beautiful baby girl, Dan in MN. Remember, good dads don't let their little girls grow up to be Vikings fans.
Sincerely, may she grow up in a happy home filled with joy and wonder. God bless you all.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 08, 2016 08:20 AM
^^^WHAT GRAMMIE SAID^^^^
Congrats
==========================================
Congratulations on you beautiful baby girl, Dan in MN. Remember, good dads don't let their little girls grow up to be Vikings fans.
Sincerely, may she grow up in a happy home filled with joy and wonder. God bless you all.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 08, 2016 08:20 AM
^^^WHAT GRAMMIE SAID^^^^
Congrats
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 08, 2016 08:33 AM (voOPb)
125
I have an confession to make.
I prefer manual safeties on pistols.
Let's keep it on the down-low, okay?
Same here. Just not ON the trigger.
I prefer manual safeties on pistols.
Let's keep it on the down-low, okay?
Same here. Just not ON the trigger.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2016 08:33 AM (0DVOr)
126
I prefer manual safeties on pistols.
Dude, this is 2016
we celebrate gay marriage and boys in the girls showers.
There's no judging here.
Let your freak flag fly
Dude, this is 2016
we celebrate gay marriage and boys in the girls showers.
There's no judging here.
Let your freak flag fly
Posted by: McCool at June 08, 2016 08:33 AM (TQxRy)
127
Stranger things have been known to happen. Hell hath no fury like an alte-cocker commie scorned.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:32 AM (p4UlV)
yeah but the left usually falls in line like lemmings and he also has no money...bad combination
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:32 AM (p4UlV)
yeah but the left usually falls in line like lemmings and he also has no money...bad combination
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2016 08:33 AM (zp+j1)
128
cough, cackle, cackle, fart, *hic* zzzzz
Posted by: Hillary! at June 08, 2016 08:34 AM (YCHOA)
129
I used to think that Scott Hamilton was gay. When he was skating and then when he started announcing, I thought - "gay". Apparently not so much.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 08, 2016 08:34 AM (dFi94)
130
Guys dicks just somehow kept ending up in his mouth and damned if he knew how they got there. It could happen to anybody.
You're telling me!
Guys dicks just somehow kept ending up in his mouth and damned if he knew how they got there. It could happen to anybody.
You're telling me!
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 08, 2016 08:34 AM (X6fMO)
131
I always have a jar of that new skin stuff, which is basically just superglue.
You can glue most any body part back on if you can stop the bleeding enough for it to set.
You can glue most any body part back on if you can stop the bleeding enough for it to set.
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 08, 2016 08:34 AM (CGjum)
132
110 So, what are the odds Bernardo Sandino goes 3rd party???
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:29 AM (p4UlV)
Between 0 and nonexistent. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2016 08:30 AM (zp+j1)
That will not stop me from visiting certain sites, professing my great love for the Bern, proclaiming that I will write his name on the ballot in November. And if others say, "You're just helping Trump!" I shall say, "Oh, come on. Hillary's going to win. My vote will just be a protest one. C'mon, it's your last chance to make your voice heard!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:29 AM (p4UlV)
Between 0 and nonexistent. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2016 08:30 AM (zp+j1)
That will not stop me from visiting certain sites, professing my great love for the Bern, proclaiming that I will write his name on the ballot in November. And if others say, "You're just helping Trump!" I shall say, "Oh, come on. Hillary's going to win. My vote will just be a protest one. C'mon, it's your last chance to make your voice heard!"
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at June 08, 2016 08:35 AM (P8951)
133
But is it gluten-free?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 08, 2016 08:35 AM (EE1Qo)
134
Posted by: General Zod at June 08, 2016 08:32 AM (Bdeb0
But the blue bloods would rather die without fighting. Moar noble or some such thing. Me? I spit at the idea.
But the blue bloods would rather die without fighting. Moar noble or some such thing. Me? I spit at the idea.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 08, 2016 08:35 AM (voOPb)
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>>You can glue most any body part back on if you can stop the bleeding enough for it to set.
Good tip. Helpful.
Good tip. Helpful.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 08, 2016 08:35 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Caitlyn the FameWhore at June 08, 2016 08:36 AM (+wjl1)
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122 Posted by: General Zod at June 08, 2016 08:32 AM (Bdeb0)
How the times have changed in just 4 years. The GOP has stabbed the people in the back one too many times and so, Trump, warts and all. Nothing matters anymore. Maybe I'm wrong but most people want to see him elected as more of a beat down of the GOP than of the Democrats.
What will come after, if he wins, is a whole other story.
How the times have changed in just 4 years. The GOP has stabbed the people in the back one too many times and so, Trump, warts and all. Nothing matters anymore. Maybe I'm wrong but most people want to see him elected as more of a beat down of the GOP than of the Democrats.
What will come after, if he wins, is a whole other story.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:36 AM (p4UlV)
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Richard Simmons is transitioning to a post-menopausal woman? Wow! Who saw that coming? I was always told he was just a regular fella.
Posted by: Fritz at June 08, 2016 08:37 AM (UzPAd)
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130
Guys dicks just somehow kept ending up in his mouth and damned if he knew how they got there. It could happen to anybody.
You're telling me!
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 08, 2016 08:34 AM (X6fMO)
Teabags of not the Lipton Flo-Thru variety . . .
Guys dicks just somehow kept ending up in his mouth and damned if he knew how they got there. It could happen to anybody.
You're telling me!
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 08, 2016 08:34 AM (X6fMO)
Teabags of not the Lipton Flo-Thru variety . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:37 AM (p4UlV)
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But Trump is ICKY! He said a mean thing!
Everybody knows Trump isn't racist, but we all agreed to PRETEND saying stuff like that is racist and TRUMP ISN'T PLAYING ALONG
WHHAAAA!!!
WHHAAAA!!!!
WHHAAAA!!!!!!!
I want my Amnesty NOW to prove I'm not racist to all my liberal friends
Everybody knows Trump isn't racist, but we all agreed to PRETEND saying stuff like that is racist and TRUMP ISN'T PLAYING ALONG
WHHAAAA!!!
WHHAAAA!!!!
WHHAAAA!!!!!!!
I want my Amnesty NOW to prove I'm not racist to all my liberal friends
Posted by: Paul Ryan's Feelings at June 08, 2016 08:37 AM (10hEu)
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Trump's attempt to woo some Sanders voters in his speech last night was...thought provoking. I don't see it working but if there's one thing I've learned this election season is that doubting Trump's instincts is a risky business.
I do like that Trump didn't pander to them in his appeal. But socialists voting for a capitalist just because they hate The Pantsuit?
I do like that Trump didn't pander to them in his appeal. But socialists voting for a capitalist just because they hate The Pantsuit?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 08, 2016 08:37 AM (WlGX+)
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That will not stop me from visiting certain sites, professing my great love for the Bern, proclaiming that I will write his name on the ballot in November. And if others say, "You're just helping Trump!" I shall say, "Oh, come on. Hillary's going to win. My vote will just be a protest one. C'mon, it's your last chance to make your voice heard!"
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at June 08, 2016 08:35 AM (P8951)
Not only pretty and smart, but devious too!!!
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at June 08, 2016 08:35 AM (P8951)
Not only pretty and smart, but devious too!!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 08, 2016 08:37 AM (voOPb)
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Maybe I'm wrong but most people want to see him elected as more of a beat down of the GOP than of the Democrats.
Unfortunately, the first house that needsto be cleaned out is the GOP.
Unfortunately, the first house that needsto be cleaned out is the GOP.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2016 08:38 AM (+wjl1)
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You can glue most any body part back on if you can stop the bleeding enough for it to set.
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I wonder if I could use that to get my boobs back up to where they were in 1975? They used to salute the flag. Now they flap against my ankles when I walk.
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I wonder if I could use that to get my boobs back up to where they were in 1975? They used to salute the flag. Now they flap against my ankles when I walk.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 08, 2016 08:38 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Selfie shooter at June 08, 2016 08:38 AM (NeFrd)
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135 >>You can glue most any body part back on if you can stop the bleeding enough for it to set.
Good tip. Helpful.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 08, 2016 08:35 AM (/tuJf)
JB Weld
Good tip. Helpful.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 08, 2016 08:35 AM (/tuJf)
JB Weld
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 08, 2016 08:39 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 08, 2016 08:39 AM (bzd8I)
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/sock
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 08, 2016 08:39 AM (NeFrd)
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I've never had an ND with my Glock - never.
Because I keep my fucking finger off the fucking trigger until I'm ready and prepared to shoot.
Because I keep my fucking finger off the fucking trigger until I'm ready and prepared to shoot.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 08, 2016 08:39 AM (PFy0L)
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141 I do like that Trump didn't pander to them in his appeal. But socialists voting for a capitalist just because they hate The Pantsuit?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 08, 2016 08:37 AM (WlGX+)
And here we go. Trump is less a capitalist than he is a corporatist. It would be nice if he tried to woo constitutional conservatives instead of flaky America-haters. But that's just me.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 08, 2016 08:37 AM (WlGX+)
And here we go. Trump is less a capitalist than he is a corporatist. It would be nice if he tried to woo constitutional conservatives instead of flaky America-haters. But that's just me.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:39 AM (p4UlV)
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At the risk of being termed as a pejorative, I'll relate my latest Amazon adventure, I ordered a book obliquely referenced on the prestigious AoS book thread. Yesterday evening there was a package waiting outside my door. I eagerly opened it to begin reading a book by an author I knew and liked.
Then I read the title: "What is Life: Reclaiming The Black Blues Self" by Kalamu ya Salaam. I thought that perchance my chosen author had selected a nom de plume to encourage a wider audience.
So I decided to glance through the book and the phrase "escaping the entrails of whiteness" sort of leapt off the page. The jacket references were in a similar vein by a notable set of reviewers (the best was probably Morris F.X. Jeff, Jr of the SANKOVA COMMUNIVERSITY, but the "Read it and be healed." comment from Hannibal Afrik of the Council of Independent Black Institutions was good as well.)
I concluded a) this is all the fault of the racist Donald, b) it could be used as a supporting text for several of Ace's recent diatribes, and c) the pages will probably serve nicely when I next need to start my wood stove.
Amazon, once contacted, promptly reordered the correct book and told me I did not need to bother returning the one received in error. Seriously, I won't even try to turn this book in at the local used book store.
Thanks for all the racial healing, Obuma!
Then I read the title: "What is Life: Reclaiming The Black Blues Self" by Kalamu ya Salaam. I thought that perchance my chosen author had selected a nom de plume to encourage a wider audience.
So I decided to glance through the book and the phrase "escaping the entrails of whiteness" sort of leapt off the page. The jacket references were in a similar vein by a notable set of reviewers (the best was probably Morris F.X. Jeff, Jr of the SANKOVA COMMUNIVERSITY, but the "Read it and be healed." comment from Hannibal Afrik of the Council of Independent Black Institutions was good as well.)
I concluded a) this is all the fault of the racist Donald, b) it could be used as a supporting text for several of Ace's recent diatribes, and c) the pages will probably serve nicely when I next need to start my wood stove.
Amazon, once contacted, promptly reordered the correct book and told me I did not need to bother returning the one received in error. Seriously, I won't even try to turn this book in at the local used book store.
Thanks for all the racial healing, Obuma!
Posted by: Hrothgar AoS Book Reviewer at June 08, 2016 08:39 AM (wYnyS)
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Posted by: DanInMN at June 08, 2016 07:45 AM (15ZVX)
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Congratulations
on you beautiful baby girl, Dan in MN. Remember, good dads don't let
their little girls grow up to be Vikings fans.
Sincerely, may she grow up in a happy home filled with joy and wonder. God bless you all.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 08, 2016 08:20 AM (dFi94)
Well, I'm a Bears fan and wife is Vikings.....She actually made a stocking for her (not long after we found out she was pregnant) at Christmas that is half and half....She does have a cute little Bears outfit to grow into though!
Posted by: DanInMN at June 08, 2016 07:45 AM (15ZVX)
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Congratulations
on you beautiful baby girl, Dan in MN. Remember, good dads don't let
their little girls grow up to be Vikings fans.
Sincerely, may she grow up in a happy home filled with joy and wonder. God bless you all.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 08, 2016 08:20 AM (dFi94)
Well, I'm a Bears fan and wife is Vikings.....She actually made a stocking for her (not long after we found out she was pregnant) at Christmas that is half and half....She does have a cute little Bears outfit to grow into though!
Posted by: DanInMN at June 08, 2016 08:39 AM (15ZVX)
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Maybe I'm wrong but most people want to see him elected as more of a beat down of the GOP than of the Democrats.
Unfortunately, the first house that needsto be cleaned out isthe GOP 1600 Penn Ave.
Cleaned. Steam cleaned. Disinfected. Flea dipped.
Unfortunately, the first house that needsto be cleaned out is
Cleaned. Steam cleaned. Disinfected. Flea dipped.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2016 08:40 AM (0DVOr)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 08, 2016 08:41 AM (C9pBZ)
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144 I wonder if I could use that to get my boobs back up to where they were in 1975? They used to salute the flag. Now they flap against my ankles when I walk.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 08, 2016 08:38 AM (dFi9
Are you living the punchline of a Henny Youngman joke?
"My wife used to be a 36 D. Now she's a 36 Long."
Posted by: grammie winger at June 08, 2016 08:38 AM (dFi9
Are you living the punchline of a Henny Youngman joke?
"My wife used to be a 36 D. Now she's a 36 Long."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:41 AM (p4UlV)
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To shout racist is all they have left, and it is definitely not working on Trump. They pounded Romney with all kinds of B$ political correct accusations and absolutely wouldn't let go of his 47% remarks and he folded like a cheap suit every single time. It made him appear weak. That plus his refusal to actually attack obama's record is what caused his loss.
The irony here is that Romney was being factually accurate in his "47% remarks". It has been known for a very long time, per the IRS's own numbers, that the top 50% of wage earners are paying 95% of the taxes in this country. What has the bottom 50% been doing all this time? Feeding at the public teat. A shame that Romney didn't man up and ram this fact down the MSM's throat.
The irony here is that Romney was being factually accurate in his "47% remarks". It has been known for a very long time, per the IRS's own numbers, that the top 50% of wage earners are paying 95% of the taxes in this country. What has the bottom 50% been doing all this time? Feeding at the public teat. A shame that Romney didn't man up and ram this fact down the MSM's throat.
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at June 08, 2016 08:41 AM (2pIEi)
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I think gaffer tape is more appropriate for that job, Grammie.
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 08, 2016 08:42 AM (CGjum)
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153
Cleaned. Steam cleaned. Disinfected. Flea dipped.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2016 08:40 AM (0DVOr)
Boiled in molten selenium for at least a year.
Cleaned. Steam cleaned. Disinfected. Flea dipped.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2016 08:40 AM (0DVOr)
Boiled in molten selenium for at least a year.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:42 AM (p4UlV)
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Will supporting Trump make us feel self-important, self-righteous and smugly-rebellious?
Posted by: BernieBros Only Real Concern at June 08, 2016 08:42 AM (10hEu)
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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 08, 2016 08:39 AM (voOPb)
My dermatologist recommended Krazy Glue for minor wounds, particularly cracked skin on the hands and fingers, and there is a medical version of it at CVS!
My dermatologist recommended Krazy Glue for minor wounds, particularly cracked skin on the hands and fingers, and there is a medical version of it at CVS!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 08, 2016 08:42 AM (wYnyS)
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>>most people want to see him elected as more of a beat down of the GOP than of the Democrats. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:36 AM (p4UlV)
This Virginia Republican wants to see him win for that reason; if he does win, I pray to Krom that he makes Paul Ryan and the rest of the worm-farm grovel. A lot.
If Trump came out and said "I'm also running so that Zod can laugh in his neighbor's face every day for four years," I'd quit my rice bowl and work for him for free.
Tangentially, even though it doesn't prohibit it in the Constitution, I'm pretty sure electing a lesbian cylon isn't in the national interest.
This Virginia Republican wants to see him win for that reason; if he does win, I pray to Krom that he makes Paul Ryan and the rest of the worm-farm grovel. A lot.
If Trump came out and said "I'm also running so that Zod can laugh in his neighbor's face every day for four years," I'd quit my rice bowl and work for him for free.
Tangentially, even though it doesn't prohibit it in the Constitution, I'm pretty sure electing a lesbian cylon isn't in the national interest.
Posted by: General Zod at June 08, 2016 08:42 AM (Bdeb0)
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Well, I'm a Bears fan and wife is Vikings.....She
actually made a stocking for her (not long after we found out she was
pregnant) at Christmas that is half and half....She does have a cute
little Bears outfit to grow into though!
Posted by: DanInMN at June 08, 2016 08:39 AM (15ZVX)
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That reminds me of a picture I saw the other day. A dad and his young son were sitting on the couch, watching a football game on TV. Son asks - "Dad, what's a quarterback?" Dad replies - "I don't know, son. We're Bears fans."
actually made a stocking for her (not long after we found out she was
pregnant) at Christmas that is half and half....She does have a cute
little Bears outfit to grow into though!
Posted by: DanInMN at June 08, 2016 08:39 AM (15ZVX)
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That reminds me of a picture I saw the other day. A dad and his young son were sitting on the couch, watching a football game on TV. Son asks - "Dad, what's a quarterback?" Dad replies - "I don't know, son. We're Bears fans."
Posted by: grammie winger at June 08, 2016 08:43 AM (dFi94)
163
I can't believe Trump called his own grandmother a "typical white person" and just let him get away with it.
Posted by: CrustyB at June 08, 2016 08:43 AM (Hnglq)
164
>>Will supporting Trump make us feel self-important, self-righteous and smugly-rebellious?
Seems to be a requirement.
Seems to be a requirement.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 08, 2016 08:43 AM (/tuJf)
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The irony here is that Romney was being factually
accurate in his "47% remarks". It has been known for a very long time,
per the IRS's own numbers, that the top 50% of wage earners are paying
95% of the taxes in this country. What has the bottom 50% been doing
all this time? Feeding at the public teat. A shame that Romney didn't
man up and ram this fact down the MSM's throat.
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at June 08, 2016 08:41 AM (2pIEi)
When there's more people in the wagon than there are people pulling the wagon, that'll be when things break down.
accurate in his "47% remarks". It has been known for a very long time,
per the IRS's own numbers, that the top 50% of wage earners are paying
95% of the taxes in this country. What has the bottom 50% been doing
all this time? Feeding at the public teat. A shame that Romney didn't
man up and ram this fact down the MSM's throat.
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at June 08, 2016 08:41 AM (2pIEi)
When there's more people in the wagon than there are people pulling the wagon, that'll be when things break down.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 08, 2016 08:43 AM (J+mig)
166
Are you living the punchline of a Henny Youngman joke?
"My wife used to be a 36 D. Now she's a 36 Long."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:41 AM (p4UlV)
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That's me !!
"My wife used to be a 36 D. Now she's a 36 Long."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:41 AM (p4UlV)
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That's me !!
Posted by: grammie winger at June 08, 2016 08:44 AM (dFi94)
167
149 I've never had an ND with my Glock - never.
Because I keep my fucking finger off the fucking trigger until I'm ready and prepared to shoot.
You may not. Many cops have. With their finger OFF the trigger.
Clothing, jacket, holster retention strap, etc. get in trigger guard, depresses safety ON trigger during stressful reholster, (trying to handcuff perp), and BANG.
With no external safety, there is no way to freeze the trigger.
Because I keep my fucking finger off the fucking trigger until I'm ready and prepared to shoot.
You may not. Many cops have. With their finger OFF the trigger.
Clothing, jacket, holster retention strap, etc. get in trigger guard, depresses safety ON trigger during stressful reholster, (trying to handcuff perp), and BANG.
With no external safety, there is no way to freeze the trigger.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2016 08:44 AM (0DVOr)
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>>>164 >>Will supporting Trump make us feel self-important, self-righteous and smugly-rebellious?
Seems to be a requirement.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 08, 2016 08:43 AM (/tuJf)
_______
Then we are in
Seems to be a requirement.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 08, 2016 08:43 AM (/tuJf)
_______
Then we are in
Posted by: BernieBros Only Real Concern at June 08, 2016 08:44 AM (10hEu)
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A shame that Romney didn't man up and ram this fact down the MSM's throat.
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at June 08, 2016 08:41 AM (2pIEi)
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Pffft. Romney do that.
A shame that Romney didn't man up and ram this fact down the MSM's throat.
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at June 08, 2016 08:41 AM (2pIEi)
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Pffft. Romney do that.
Posted by: iforgot at June 08, 2016 08:45 AM (pC96u)
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Will supporting Trump make us feel self-important, self-righteous and smugly-rebellious?
Seems to be a requirement.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 08, 2016 08:43 AM (/tuJf)
Not me...but considering who and what he is running against it will make me feel as if I did my Duty for G-D and Country
Seems to be a requirement.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 08, 2016 08:43 AM (/tuJf)
Not me...but considering who and what he is running against it will make me feel as if I did my Duty for G-D and Country
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2016 08:45 AM (zp+j1)
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Unfortunately, the first house that needsto be cleaned out is the GOP 1600 Penn Ave.
If the GOP were what it pretends and was supposed to be, Gaylord wouldn't be half the problem he is today.
If the GOP were what it pretends and was supposed to be, Gaylord wouldn't be half the problem he is today.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2016 08:45 AM (+wjl1)
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160 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 08, 2016 08:39 AM (voOPb)
My dermatologist recommended Krazy Glue for minor wounds, particularly cracked skin on the hands and fingers, and there is a medical version of it at CVS!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 08, 2016 08:42 AM (wYnyS)
**digs out 5th grade chemistry set to attempt a sequencing of planarian DNA . . .**
My dermatologist recommended Krazy Glue for minor wounds, particularly cracked skin on the hands and fingers, and there is a medical version of it at CVS!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 08, 2016 08:42 AM (wYnyS)
**digs out 5th grade chemistry set to attempt a sequencing of planarian DNA . . .**
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:45 AM (p4UlV)
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166
That's me !!
Posted by: grammie winger at June 08, 2016 08:44 AM (dFi94)
Wait - you're Anne Coulter!!!
That's me !!
Posted by: grammie winger at June 08, 2016 08:44 AM (dFi94)
Wait - you're Anne Coulter!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:46 AM (p4UlV)
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So, I think I'm going to design some official looking logo, get it printed and try to get in on some of that UN lucre.
So, I think I'm going to design some official looking logo, get it printed and try to get in on some of that UN lucre.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:48 AM (p4UlV)
175
It sure would have been nice if someone had warned us that Trump's loud mouth and shady business dealings could be problematic in a general election.
Posted by: V the K at June 08, 2016 08:49 AM (O7MnT)
176
>>>>I've never had an ND with my Glock - never.
Because I keep my fucking finger off the fucking trigger until I'm ready and prepared to shoot.
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.Same here, never an issue with me. Keep your booger hooker off the bang switch and you will not have any issues.
Because I keep my fucking finger off the fucking trigger until I'm ready and prepared to shoot.
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.Same here, never an issue with me. Keep your booger hooker off the bang switch and you will not have any issues.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 08, 2016 08:49 AM (iONHu)
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It made him appear weak"
"appear"?
Heh. "mittens" was an appropriate nic. How the GOP has become infected by the "don't piss off the other side" crowd does puzzle me.
"appear"?
Heh. "mittens" was an appropriate nic. How the GOP has become infected by the "don't piss off the other side" crowd does puzzle me.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 08, 2016 08:50 AM (C9pBZ)
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shady business dealings could be problematic in a general election.
Posted by: V the K at June 08, 2016 08:49 AM (O7MnT)
And of course you have proof?
Posted by: V the K at June 08, 2016 08:49 AM (O7MnT)
And of course you have proof?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2016 08:50 AM (zp+j1)
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97 These gunshot selfies are increasing.
I think what happens is some type of sympathetic finger movement when they go to press the camera button, the other hand also reflexively squeezes the trigger.
It may also be that the reflection in the camera is reversed, so the hand you think is on the camera is actually on the trigger.
Any thoughts ?
Glock. Safety on the trigger.
Seriously fucked up safety placement.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2016 08:27 AM (0DVOr)
My thoughts? Keep your booger hook off the bang switch. And don't be a fucking dumbass with a loaded gun.
I think what happens is some type of sympathetic finger movement when they go to press the camera button, the other hand also reflexively squeezes the trigger.
It may also be that the reflection in the camera is reversed, so the hand you think is on the camera is actually on the trigger.
Any thoughts ?
Glock. Safety on the trigger.
Seriously fucked up safety placement.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2016 08:27 AM (0DVOr)
My thoughts? Keep your booger hook off the bang switch. And don't be a fucking dumbass with a loaded gun.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 08, 2016 08:50 AM (0mRoj)
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I would argue that the 1911 is the safest pistol to handle made.
You really have to WORK to get an AD with it. And if you DO succeed, then you earned the consequences.
I would argue that the 1911 is the safest pistol to handle made.
You really have to WORK to get an AD with it. And if you DO succeed, then you earned the consequences.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 08, 2016 08:51 AM (X35Yt)
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My thoughts? Keep your booger hook off the bang switch. And don't be a fucking dumbass with a loaded gun.
See #167. Sometimes job requirements get in the way.
See #167. Sometimes job requirements get in the way.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2016 08:51 AM (0DVOr)
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167 149 I've never had an ND with my Glock - never.
Because I keep my fucking finger off the fucking trigger until I'm ready and prepared to shoot.
You may not. Many cops have. With their finger OFF the trigger.
Clothing, jacket, holster retention strap, etc. get in trigger guard, depresses safety ON trigger during stressful reholster, (trying to handcuff perp), and BANG.
With no external safety, there is no way to freeze the trigger.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2016 08:44 AM (0DVOr)
Cops are a bad example. Their firearms training is abysmal.
Because I keep my fucking finger off the fucking trigger until I'm ready and prepared to shoot.
You may not. Many cops have. With their finger OFF the trigger.
Clothing, jacket, holster retention strap, etc. get in trigger guard, depresses safety ON trigger during stressful reholster, (trying to handcuff perp), and BANG.
With no external safety, there is no way to freeze the trigger.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2016 08:44 AM (0DVOr)
Cops are a bad example. Their firearms training is abysmal.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 08, 2016 08:51 AM (0mRoj)
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You may not. Many cops have. With their finger OFF the trigger.
Clothing, jacket, holster retention strap, etc. get in trigger guard, depresses safety ON trigger during stressful reholster, (trying to handcuff perp), and BANG.
With no external safety, there is no way to freeze the trigger.
I use my Glock for CCW - never a problem in drills or anything else for that matter.
Clothing, jacket, holster retention strap, etc. get in trigger guard, depresses safety ON trigger during stressful reholster, (trying to handcuff perp), and BANG.
With no external safety, there is no way to freeze the trigger.
I use my Glock for CCW - never a problem in drills or anything else for that matter.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 08, 2016 08:52 AM (PFy0L)
184
So, I think I'm going to design some official looking logo, get it printed and try to get in on some of that UN lucre.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:48 AM (p4UlV)
Seriously JJ, you should start a Horde-sourced NGO to pitch to the UN. The Horde's accumulated wisdom and create an infinite amount of verbiage about any topic under the sun, warp the language into PC-ness tailored for the grant being applied for, and the accounting wisdom here should be able to mask the kickbacks to the UN officials.
We'll be on easy street!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:48 AM (p4UlV)
Seriously JJ, you should start a Horde-sourced NGO to pitch to the UN. The Horde's accumulated wisdom and create an infinite amount of verbiage about any topic under the sun, warp the language into PC-ness tailored for the grant being applied for, and the accounting wisdom here should be able to mask the kickbacks to the UN officials.
We'll be on easy street!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 08, 2016 08:52 AM (wYnyS)
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So, I think I'm going to design some official looking logo, get it printed and try to get in on some of that UN lucre.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:48 AM (p4UlV)
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Kinda OT, but speaking of official looking logos, recently I've been seeing people at the store with so-called "Service Dogs". They've clearly slapped some kind of logo on a harness thing, and brought them into the store. I know service dogs, and these are no service dogs. A chihuahua that yaps and digs into the merchandise? Not a service dog. People just want to bring their dog with them into the store.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:48 AM (p4UlV)
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Kinda OT, but speaking of official looking logos, recently I've been seeing people at the store with so-called "Service Dogs". They've clearly slapped some kind of logo on a harness thing, and brought them into the store. I know service dogs, and these are no service dogs. A chihuahua that yaps and digs into the merchandise? Not a service dog. People just want to bring their dog with them into the store.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 08, 2016 08:52 AM (dFi94)
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I would argue that the 1911 is the safest pistol to handle made.
You really have to WORK to get an AD with it. And if you DO succeed, then you earned the consequences.
Any semi with a de-cock lever.
Makes the first shot as safe as a full trigger pull revolver.
You really have to WORK to get an AD with it. And if you DO succeed, then you earned the consequences.
Any semi with a de-cock lever.
Makes the first shot as safe as a full trigger pull revolver.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2016 08:53 AM (0DVOr)
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I want a service honey badger.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 08, 2016 08:53 AM (0mRoj)
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If the GOP were what it pretends and was supposed to be, Gaylord wouldn't be half the problem he is today.
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It is galling that the Repukes have gone after Trump so hard while giving TFG a helping hand.
President Trump will have as much difficulty with them after he takes office.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2016 08:45 AM (+w
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It is galling that the Repukes have gone after Trump so hard while giving TFG a helping hand.
President Trump will have as much difficulty with them after he takes office.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 08, 2016 08:53 AM (EE1Qo)
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Posted by: V the K at June 08, 2016 08:49 AM (O7MnT)
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Eh, it's more fun than talking about binders full of women, and whether the candidate who gave a man's wife cancer did or did not abuse a family dog by having it ride with the luggage on the car roof.
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Eh, it's more fun than talking about binders full of women, and whether the candidate who gave a man's wife cancer did or did not abuse a family dog by having it ride with the luggage on the car roof.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 08, 2016 08:53 AM (lutOX)
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181 My thoughts? Keep your booger hook off the bang switch. And don't be a fucking dumbass with a loaded gun.
See #167. Sometimes job requirements get in the way.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2016 08:51 AM (0DVOr)
And I refer you back to my second statement above.
See #167. Sometimes job requirements get in the way.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2016 08:51 AM (0DVOr)
And I refer you back to my second statement above.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 08, 2016 08:54 AM (0mRoj)
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How the GOP has become infected by the "don't piss off the other side" crowd does puzzle me.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 08, 2016 08:50 AM (C9pBZ)
Try saying to yourself "Rocking the boat slows down the gravy train!" and you'll understand.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 08, 2016 08:50 AM (C9pBZ)
Try saying to yourself "Rocking the boat slows down the gravy train!" and you'll understand.
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 08, 2016 08:54 AM (wYnyS)
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"Gloom, despair, and agony on us": heated discussion, as in general pissoffedness, this morning in my office over the election prospects. Of course, everyone in this office is currently, retired, or former military and hold clearances. You can figure out from there the attitude toward Hillary.
Posted by: Country Singer at June 08, 2016 08:54 AM (uiwCw)
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Bernie should stay in against Granny Clinton, the Consumptive Nominee. Jim Comey hasn't voted yet.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 08, 2016 08:55 AM (Ndje9)
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Posted by: Hrothgar at June 08, 2016 08:52 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 08, 2016 08:52 AM (dFi94)
One of my standard lines at cocktail parties is to tell people I have a doctorate in theoretical studies from Omaha Mutual.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 08, 2016 08:52 AM (dFi94)
One of my standard lines at cocktail parties is to tell people I have a doctorate in theoretical studies from Omaha Mutual.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:55 AM (p4UlV)
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I use my Glock for CCW - never a problem in drills or anything else for that matter.
Ever have resisting felons you were trying to cuff in your drills?
Ever have resisting felons you were trying to cuff in your drills?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2016 08:56 AM (0DVOr)
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Anyone stupid enough to point a weapon at themselves and snap a picture needs culling out of the herd.
Anyone stupid enough to point a weapon at themselves and snap a picture needs culling out of the herd.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 08, 2016 08:56 AM (X35Yt)
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I'm in no ways sober! You skinny jeaned top-knot bearded Bernie brats can suck it! I broke the ass sealing!
Posted by: Hillary 2016! at June 08, 2016 08:56 AM (gwG9s)
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I want a service honey badger.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 08, 2016 08:53 AM (0mRoj)
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If you promise to take me to really good restaurants, I will self-identify as a honey badger. I give you permission to be cisdietary and feed me filet mignon instead of cobra.
I want a service honey badger.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 08, 2016 08:53 AM (0mRoj)
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If you promise to take me to really good restaurants, I will self-identify as a honey badger. I give you permission to be cisdietary and feed me filet mignon instead of cobra.
Posted by: iforgot at June 08, 2016 08:56 AM (pC96u)
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One of my standard lines at cocktail parties is to tell people I have a doctorate in theoretical studies from Omaha Mutual.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:55 AM (p4UlV)
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In Wild Kingdom management?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:55 AM (p4UlV)
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In Wild Kingdom management?
Posted by: grammie winger at June 08, 2016 08:56 AM (dFi94)
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They've clearly slapped some kind of logo on a harness thing"
You can buy those everywhere that sells pet supplies. My favorite is the "Therapy Dog" on a little yapper that's defecating in the middle of the grocery store...
You can buy those everywhere that sells pet supplies. My favorite is the "Therapy Dog" on a little yapper that's defecating in the middle of the grocery store...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 08, 2016 08:57 AM (C9pBZ)
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193 Bernie should stay in against Granny Clinton, the Consumptive Nominee. Jim Comey hasn't voted yet.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 08, 2016 08:55 AM (Ndje9)
Bernie may look like a doddering old Yid, but I'd bet he's a player in all the rioting at the Trump rally in San Jose. I bet he's got droogs lined up for Philly and Cleveland.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 08, 2016 08:55 AM (Ndje9)
Bernie may look like a doddering old Yid, but I'd bet he's a player in all the rioting at the Trump rally in San Jose. I bet he's got droogs lined up for Philly and Cleveland.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 08, 2016 08:57 AM (p4UlV)
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Ever have resisting felons you were trying to cuff in your drills?
If someone is trying to cuff a resisting felon while simultaneously holding a Glock with his finger on the trigger...the Glock ain't the problem.
If someone is trying to cuff a resisting felon while simultaneously holding a Glock with his finger on the trigger...the Glock ain't the problem.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 08, 2016 08:57 AM (PFy0L)
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Try saying to yourself "Rocking the boat slows down the gravy train!" and you'll understand."
As a former long time resident of the DC area, I get it.
It's good to be the King.
As a former long time resident of the DC area, I get it.
It's good to be the King.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 08, 2016 08:58 AM (C9pBZ)
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202 Ever have resisting felons you were trying to cuff in your drills?
If someone is trying to cuff a resisting felon while simultaneously holding a Glock with his finger on the trigger...the Glock ain't the problem.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 08, 2016 08:57 AM (PFy0L)
Which goes back to don't be a fucking dumbass with a loaded gun.
If someone is trying to cuff a resisting felon while simultaneously holding a Glock with his finger on the trigger...the Glock ain't the problem.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 08, 2016 08:57 AM (PFy0L)
Which goes back to don't be a fucking dumbass with a loaded gun.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 08, 2016 08:59 AM (0mRoj)
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>>If there's a new Bladerunner does Jennifer Lawrence HAVE to be in it?
Ugh - there's already talk that she'll be in the grrrl power Ocean's 11 remake-remake.
Ugh - there's already talk that she'll be in the grrrl power Ocean's 11 remake-remake.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2016 08:59 AM (NOIQH)
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186 I would argue that the 1911 is the safest pistol to handle made.
You really have to WORK to get an AD with it. And if you DO succeed, then you earned the consequences.
Any semi with a de-cock lever.
Makes the first shot as safe as a full trigger pull revolver.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2016 08:53 AM (0DVOr)
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Both true and valid.
Me? I learned to shoot a pistol from a man who had some experience in training others.
He took my pistol - it was an old Astra 9mm - to the gunsmith, and had him pin the safety in the off position and remove the slide-catch.
He taught us to carry a full mag with an empty chamber. When you draw, your off-hand goes for the weapon, racks the slide, and wraps around your shooting hand.
(Needless to say, I used his method for a long time, but eventually realized it was a system developed to accommodate earlier, obsolete weapons.)
You really have to WORK to get an AD with it. And if you DO succeed, then you earned the consequences.
Any semi with a de-cock lever.
Makes the first shot as safe as a full trigger pull revolver.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2016 08:53 AM (0DVOr)
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Both true and valid.
Me? I learned to shoot a pistol from a man who had some experience in training others.
He took my pistol - it was an old Astra 9mm - to the gunsmith, and had him pin the safety in the off position and remove the slide-catch.
He taught us to carry a full mag with an empty chamber. When you draw, your off-hand goes for the weapon, racks the slide, and wraps around your shooting hand.
(Needless to say, I used his method for a long time, but eventually realized it was a system developed to accommodate earlier, obsolete weapons.)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 08, 2016 08:59 AM (lutOX)
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I want a service honey badger.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 08, 2016 08:53 AM (0mRoj)
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If you promise to take me to really good restaurants, I will self-identify as a honey badger. I give you permission to be cisdietary and feed me filet mignon instead of cobra.
Posted by: iforgot at June 08, 2016 08:56 AM (pC96u)
Sorry, you're stuck with cobra. Got to maintain some semblance of authenticity.
I want a service honey badger.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 08, 2016 08:53 AM (0mRoj)
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If you promise to take me to really good restaurants, I will self-identify as a honey badger. I give you permission to be cisdietary and feed me filet mignon instead of cobra.
Posted by: iforgot at June 08, 2016 08:56 AM (pC96u)
Sorry, you're stuck with cobra. Got to maintain some semblance of authenticity.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 08, 2016 09:00 AM (0mRoj)
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>>I know service dogs, and these are no service dogs. A chihuahua that yaps and digs into the merchandise? Not a service dog. People just want to bring their dog with them into the store.
Years ago, I went to a renaissance fair(e) with my ex. The place had allowed dogs for years so of course we brought our Golden.
When we got there a new sign had been put up. Something like "Dogs are no longer allowed, sorry for the inconvenience.."
Well it was a beautiful day and I wanted some greasy chicken and ale so I tossed on my sunglasses and shortened up the dog leash and did my best Stevie Wonder. I did a hell of an impersonation but my Golden just about gave away the game. All he wanted to do was go and visit with everyone and dragged me all over the place. Not very service dog like.
Still, nobody called me on it and people even got out of my way to that I could move up to the rail and "watch" the jousting. On the way out I took off my glasses by the ticket counter and let the dog run. Dirty looks ensued.
Years ago, I went to a renaissance fair(e) with my ex. The place had allowed dogs for years so of course we brought our Golden.
When we got there a new sign had been put up. Something like "Dogs are no longer allowed, sorry for the inconvenience.."
Well it was a beautiful day and I wanted some greasy chicken and ale so I tossed on my sunglasses and shortened up the dog leash and did my best Stevie Wonder. I did a hell of an impersonation but my Golden just about gave away the game. All he wanted to do was go and visit with everyone and dragged me all over the place. Not very service dog like.
Still, nobody called me on it and people even got out of my way to that I could move up to the rail and "watch" the jousting. On the way out I took off my glasses by the ticket counter and let the dog run. Dirty looks ensued.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 08, 2016 09:00 AM (/tuJf)
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Yeah, things can get caught in the trigger guard. Most of us aren't cops who have to deal with resisting suspects, though.
If my pistol has to come out, I can take my time putting it back.
I repeat the mantra if you fuck this up, you will die when holstering slowly, oh so slowly.
If my pistol has to come out, I can take my time putting it back.
I repeat the mantra if you fuck this up, you will die when holstering slowly, oh so slowly.
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 08, 2016 09:01 AM (CGjum)
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It is galling that the Repukes have gone after Trump so hard while giving TFG a helping hand.
President Trump will have as much difficulty with them after he takes office.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 08, 2016 08:53 AM (EE1Qo)
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What's this galling news I read today that Obama is Trump-proofing the Paris climate whatever-it-is? Yeah, the U.S. can't just pull the hell out of some wrong-headed, economy-destorying pact cooked up by a bunch of superstitious, agendized, anti-American druids? The paltriest African sergeant-dictator would say Fuck this and be done with it. So would Putin or Xi.
It is galling that the Repukes have gone after Trump so hard while giving TFG a helping hand.
President Trump will have as much difficulty with them after he takes office.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 08, 2016 08:53 AM (EE1Qo)
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What's this galling news I read today that Obama is Trump-proofing the Paris climate whatever-it-is? Yeah, the U.S. can't just pull the hell out of some wrong-headed, economy-destorying pact cooked up by a bunch of superstitious, agendized, anti-American druids? The paltriest African sergeant-dictator would say Fuck this and be done with it. So would Putin or Xi.
Posted by: iforgot at June 08, 2016 09:01 AM (pC96u)
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You can buy those everywhere that sells pet
supplies. My favorite is the "Therapy Dog" on a little yapper that's
defecating in the middle of the grocery store...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 08, 2016 08:57 AM (C9pBZ)
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You can?? That's really irresponsible. I had a Golden Retriever who was a certified service and therapy dog. She had to undergo all kinds of training and testing. If I remember correctly, it took about a year. Even then, she only wore her credentials when actually on duty. We never once took her in a store other than Petco, which allows all dogs.
supplies. My favorite is the "Therapy Dog" on a little yapper that's
defecating in the middle of the grocery store...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 08, 2016 08:57 AM (C9pBZ)
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You can?? That's really irresponsible. I had a Golden Retriever who was a certified service and therapy dog. She had to undergo all kinds of training and testing. If I remember correctly, it took about a year. Even then, she only wore her credentials when actually on duty. We never once took her in a store other than Petco, which allows all dogs.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 08, 2016 09:01 AM (dFi94)
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If someone is trying to cuff a resisting felon while simultaneously holding a Glock with his finger on the trigger...the Glock ain't the problem.
It's trying to keep the perps hands behind their back, while trying to re-holster, before grabbing the cuffs. Not every cop has 6 officers with him when he is cuffing someone. Sometimes they have to do it all by themselves.
It's trying to keep the perps hands behind their back, while trying to re-holster, before grabbing the cuffs. Not every cop has 6 officers with him when he is cuffing someone. Sometimes they have to do it all by themselves.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2016 09:01 AM (0DVOr)
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205 >>If there's a new Bladerunner does Jennifer Lawrence HAVE to be in it?
If there's a gratuitous shower scene, I'm good with that.
If there's a gratuitous shower scene, I'm good with that.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 08, 2016 09:01 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: TiminAL at June 08, 2016 09:02 AM (8J2ng)
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It's good to be the King.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 08, 2016 08:58 AM (C9pBZ)
Being a Prince, Duke, Marquess, Earl, Viscount, or Baron isn't bad work in DC these days either!
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 08, 2016 08:58 AM (C9pBZ)
Being a Prince, Duke, Marquess, Earl, Viscount, or Baron isn't bad work in DC these days either!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 08, 2016 09:02 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: irongrampa at June 08, 2016 09:02 AM (X35Yt)
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Which goes back to don't be a fucking dumbass with a loaded gun.
Yep, the three rules exist for a reason. And I don't have much sympathy for people who don't follow them.
Yep, the three rules exist for a reason. And I don't have much sympathy for people who don't follow them.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 08, 2016 09:03 AM (PFy0L)
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200 They've clearly slapped some kind of logo on a harness thing"
You can buy those everywhere that sells pet supplies. My favorite is the "Therapy Dog" on a little yapper that's defecating in the middle of the grocery store...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 08, 2016 08:57 AM (C9pBZ)
Maybe the fresh scent of dog bowel reminds the owner of home? You don't know.
You can buy those everywhere that sells pet supplies. My favorite is the "Therapy Dog" on a little yapper that's defecating in the middle of the grocery store...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 08, 2016 08:57 AM (C9pBZ)
Maybe the fresh scent of dog bowel reminds the owner of home? You don't know.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 08, 2016 09:03 AM (3ZoRf)
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Yeah, things can get caught in the trigger guard. Most of us aren't cops who have to deal with resisting suspects, though.
True. But a shitload of Glocks go to cops. As a result, they have a large number of ND's due to the placement of the safety being on the trigger.
Which was my whole comment. "Stupid place to put the safety".
True. But a shitload of Glocks go to cops. As a result, they have a large number of ND's due to the placement of the safety being on the trigger.
Which was my whole comment. "Stupid place to put the safety".
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2016 09:04 AM (0DVOr)
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One important reason why Brexit is important for us is that the technocrats who are pouring money into the referendum for Britain to stay in, are global. They are the Googles, JP Morgan, Goldman and a raft of other activist megalopolies who are "socially active" here in this country designing our futures after their images.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 08, 2016 09:04 AM (4ng05)
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It's trying to keep the perps hands behind their back, while trying to re-holster, before grabbing the cuffs. Not every cop has 6 officers with him when he is cuffing someone. Sometimes they have to do it all by themselves.
If he's resisting like that, you let go, back off, keep the gun trained on him and tell him to settle the fuck down before he gets himself shot.
If he's resisting like that, you let go, back off, keep the gun trained on him and tell him to settle the fuck down before he gets himself shot.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 08, 2016 09:04 AM (PFy0L)
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Just last night we were out to dinner and someone brought their Burmese puppy with them, which proceeded to bark at everything.
I blame the lesbians.
I blame the lesbians.
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 08, 2016 09:04 AM (CGjum)
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68 Is everybody ready for ANOTHER presidential candidate whose only distinguishing qualification is a superficial physical characteristic?
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Why should Hillary's (reported) vagina even matter? After all, as we've been instructed ad nauseum for the past several years, gender is nothing but a social construct anyway!
So why should "first female president" even be a thing?
Since gender is so fluid, the metrosexual fop Barry Obama could qualify as our first female president as easily as Hillary could. Fat, blind, brain-damaged Hillary could probably top Barry's bowling score anyway.
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Why should Hillary's (reported) vagina even matter? After all, as we've been instructed ad nauseum for the past several years, gender is nothing but a social construct anyway!
So why should "first female president" even be a thing?
Since gender is so fluid, the metrosexual fop Barry Obama could qualify as our first female president as easily as Hillary could. Fat, blind, brain-damaged Hillary could probably top Barry's bowling score anyway.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 08, 2016 09:04 AM (BNs9e)
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213 205 >>If there's a new Bladerunner does Jennifer Lawrence HAVE to be in it?
If there's a gratuitous shower scene, I'm good with that.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 08, 2016 09:01 AM (0mRoj)
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Zora....
If there's a gratuitous shower scene, I'm good with that.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 08, 2016 09:01 AM (0mRoj)
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Zora....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 08, 2016 09:06 AM (lutOX)
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The safety on a Glock is exactly where I want it to be; it's ambi, it will go bang if I can reach the trigger no matter how I hold the pistol, and can't get bumped off like a manual can.
It isn't a stupid location for a safety.
It isn't a stupid location for a safety.
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 08, 2016 09:06 AM (CGjum)
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DanInMN at June 08, 2016 07:45 AM (15ZVX)
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Congratulations to both of you. May your precious little girl flourish in the love of a protective father and unified family.
DanInMN at June 08, 2016 07:45 AM (15ZVX)
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Congratulations to both of you. May your precious little girl flourish in the love of a protective father and unified family.
Posted by: iforgot at June 08, 2016 09:06 AM (pC96u)
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Posted by: iforgot at June 08, 2016 09:01 AM (pC96u)
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"Leges sine moribus vanae." Laws without morals are in vain.
We have become a nation ruled by men, not by laws.
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"Leges sine moribus vanae." Laws without morals are in vain.
We have become a nation ruled by men, not by laws.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 08, 2016 09:07 AM (EE1Qo)
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Is everybody ready for ANOTHER presidential candidate whose only distinguishing qualification is a superficial physical characteristic?
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Paul Ryan? If the GOP flips to nomination to him he could run as the first nullo candidate.
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Paul Ryan? If the GOP flips to nomination to him he could run as the first nullo candidate.
Posted by: RioBravo at June 08, 2016 09:07 AM (NUqwG)
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I strongly suspect that V the K, like person, is an astro-turfer. It's hard to imagine that kind of dedication to a broken record message can be maintained out of one's obsessive concern.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 08, 2016 09:07 AM (4ng05)
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I still maintain my 1911 is as idiot proof as can be designed.
I should know.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 08, 2016 09:02 AM (X35Yt)
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Damned near the pinnacle of pistol design......
Truly, the man had a time machine, went two hundred years into the future, and grabbed the best, most reliable handgun he could find, and then contrived to copy it when he got back 'home.'
I still maintain my 1911 is as idiot proof as can be designed.
I should know.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 08, 2016 09:02 AM (X35Yt)
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Damned near the pinnacle of pistol design......
Truly, the man had a time machine, went two hundred years into the future, and grabbed the best, most reliable handgun he could find, and then contrived to copy it when he got back 'home.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 08, 2016 09:09 AM (lutOX)
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>>So why should "first female president" even be a thing?
Because it's the only way in which she differs from the other candidates. and oh yeah, she has no accomplishments she can tout as qualifications for the job.
Because it's the only way in which she differs from the other candidates. and oh yeah, she has no accomplishments she can tout as qualifications for the job.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2016 09:09 AM (NOIQH)
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One of the tests that our Golden had to do - the one that gave me the most anxiety, was the one where you had to put them in a sit-stay in the center of an auditorium. Then about a dozen people came at her, dropping cafeteria trays, flipping wheelchairs over, screaming at her, throwing balls across the room in front of her, squirting a hose at her, etc. All this, and she was not allowed to move. At all. Until given the command to come. The whole ordeal went on for a couple of minutes. She never moved or blinked. I miss that girl. She was a champ.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 08, 2016 09:09 AM (dFi94)
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131 I always have a jar of that new skin stuff, which is basically just superglue.
You can glue most any body part back on if you can stop the bleeding enough for it to set.
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 08, 2016 08:34 AM (CGjum)
But sadly, not dicks. I tried.
You can glue most any body part back on if you can stop the bleeding enough for it to set.
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 08, 2016 08:34 AM (CGjum)
But sadly, not dicks. I tried.
Posted by: John Bobbit at June 08, 2016 09:10 AM (VSenK)
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I see you guys itching for a Glock vs. 1911 fight, but I'm not biting.
Not this time, anyways.
Well, maybe.
Not this time, anyways.
Well, maybe.
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 08, 2016 09:10 AM (CGjum)
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231 >>So why should "first female president" even be a thing?
Because it's the only way in which she differs from the other candidates. and oh yeah, she has no accomplishments she can tout as qualifications for the job.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2016 09:09 AM (NOIQH)
It's because she has a vagina, desiccated though it may be. It's all the qualification she needs.
Because it's the only way in which she differs from the other candidates. and oh yeah, she has no accomplishments she can tout as qualifications for the job.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2016 09:09 AM (NOIQH)
It's because she has a vagina, desiccated though it may be. It's all the qualification she needs.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 08, 2016 09:10 AM (0mRoj)
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Why should Hillary's (reported) vagina even matter? After all, as we've been instructed ad nauseum for the past several years, gender is nothing but a social construct anyway!
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Good point.
I believe 90% of the internet today is the word "historic." I so hope she makes history again; one person with knowledge seems to think she will before July 25.
Why should Hillary's (reported) vagina even matter? After all, as we've been instructed ad nauseum for the past several years, gender is nothing but a social construct anyway!
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Good point.
I believe 90% of the internet today is the word "historic." I so hope she makes history again; one person with knowledge seems to think she will before July 25.
Posted by: iforgot at June 08, 2016 09:10 AM (pC96u)
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Eh, it's more fun than talking about binders full of women, and whether the candidate who gave a man's wife cancer did or did not abuse a family dog by having it ride with the luggage on the car roof.
You mean the guy who was going to outlaw tampons? That guy.
You mean the guy who was going to outlaw tampons? That guy.
Posted by: V the K at June 08, 2016 09:11 AM (O7MnT)
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I see you guys itching for a Glock vs. 1911 fight, but I'm not biting.
Not this time, anyways.
Well, maybe.
H&K USP.
Mic drop.
Not this time, anyways.
Well, maybe.
H&K USP.
Mic drop.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2016 09:11 AM (0DVOr)
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234 I see you guys itching for a Glock vs. 1911 fight, but I'm not biting.
Not this time, anyways.
Well, maybe.
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 08, 2016 09:10 AM (CGjum)
I don't fight about that stuff. They have their pros and cons.
Not this time, anyways.
Well, maybe.
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 08, 2016 09:10 AM (CGjum)
I don't fight about that stuff. They have their pros and cons.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 08, 2016 09:12 AM (0mRoj)
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>>...The whole ordeal went on for a couple of minutes. She never moved or blinked. I miss that girl. She was a champ.
Aw, sounds like such a good doggie!
A woman at church trains service dogs, so she'll have company to the choir loft, to communion, etc. and the doggies are always so well behaved. We're always on the lookout to see it its wearing the "please pet me!" vest to make sure we can approach her latest student.
Aw, sounds like such a good doggie!
A woman at church trains service dogs, so she'll have company to the choir loft, to communion, etc. and the doggies are always so well behaved. We're always on the lookout to see it its wearing the "please pet me!" vest to make sure we can approach her latest student.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2016 09:12 AM (NOIQH)
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ff topic: I want to share my joy at the birth of my baby girl, Emma on Saturday. She is healthy and perfect. Mom is doing great too!
Congrats! Is this your first child? There's nothing else like fatherhood (I've discovered).
Congrats! Is this your first child? There's nothing else like fatherhood (I've discovered).
Posted by: GMan at June 08, 2016 09:12 AM (sxq57)
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216
I still maintain my 1911 is as idiot proof as can be designed.
I should know.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 08, 2016 09:02 AM (X35Yt)
I still get the 1911 that my great uncle carried in WWI out and pull off a couple of rounds once or twice a year. I had it appraised last year and I was floored by what it is worth. Kind of like those Patek Phillipe ads: a timeless masterpiece.
I still maintain my 1911 is as idiot proof as can be designed.
I should know.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 08, 2016 09:02 AM (X35Yt)
I still get the 1911 that my great uncle carried in WWI out and pull off a couple of rounds once or twice a year. I had it appraised last year and I was floored by what it is worth. Kind of like those Patek Phillipe ads: a timeless masterpiece.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 08, 2016 09:12 AM (4ng05)
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I see you guys itching for a Glock vs. 1911 fight, but I'm not biting.
Not this time, anyways.
Well, maybe.
Hell, they're both great!
Not this time, anyways.
Well, maybe.
Hell, they're both great!
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 08, 2016 09:13 AM (PFy0L)
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So Bernie is tiny toast?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2016 09:13 AM (IqV8l)
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234 I see you guys itching for a Glock vs. 1911 fight, but I'm not biting.
Not this time, anyways.
Well, maybe.
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 08, 2016 09:10 AM (CGjum)
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Each weapon has its merits.
The Glock is stupidly-reliable, and has an amazing ammo to weight ratio.
The 1911 is a precision piece of engineering and machining, has amazing ergonomics, and, as the Russian poet might have said, had he ever seen one in the possession of a lady: 'eight deaths sleep in your purse.'
It's slim, slick, easy-to-use, and really, really safe.
Not this time, anyways.
Well, maybe.
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 08, 2016 09:10 AM (CGjum)
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Each weapon has its merits.
The Glock is stupidly-reliable, and has an amazing ammo to weight ratio.
The 1911 is a precision piece of engineering and machining, has amazing ergonomics, and, as the Russian poet might have said, had he ever seen one in the possession of a lady: 'eight deaths sleep in your purse.'
It's slim, slick, easy-to-use, and really, really safe.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 08, 2016 09:14 AM (lutOX)
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Well, I'm a Bears fan and wife is Vikings.....
Posted by: DanInMN at June 08, 2016 08:39 AM (15ZVX)
Well, now, Dan, that's just wrong.....
Posted by: DanInMN at June 08, 2016 08:39 AM (15ZVX)
Well, now, Dan, that's just wrong.....
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 08, 2016 09:14 AM (u0lmX)
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My dog is hopeless at some commands. I have been working seriously with him to stop charging the windows when someone comes to the door. He should bark and then back off. He sounds like a lunatic. Yesterday, some elderly religious people came to the door and you would have thought they were murderers. It was odd that they were elderly, we usually get young ones.
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 08, 2016 09:14 AM (MIKMs)
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Posted by: irongrampa at June 08, 2016 09:02 AM (X35Yt)
Accurate, robust, easy to strip and clean, and undeniably elegant looking.
And my 1911 is nice too.....
Accurate, robust, easy to strip and clean, and undeniably elegant looking.
And my 1911 is nice too.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2016 09:15 AM (Zu3d9)
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If Bernie was any kind of socialist, he'd be storming the dachas and dragging the Dupes of the Imperialists out to be executed.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2016 09:15 AM (mBYZv)
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>>Posted by: DanInMN at June 08, 2016 07:45 AM
Fabulous news!! Hope Emma and her mom are doing well!!
Fabulous news!! Hope Emma and her mom are doing well!!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2016 09:15 AM (NOIQH)
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I don't think it matters one whit who Republicans run. It's Hillary's turn and the fix has been in for eight years..
That is all.
That is all.
Posted by: creeper at June 08, 2016 09:15 AM (4KFU8)
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246 Well, I'm a Bears fan and wife is Vikings.....
Posted by: DanInMN at June 08, 2016 08:39 AM (15ZVX)
Smart wife.
Posted by: DanInMN at June 08, 2016 08:39 AM (15ZVX)
Smart wife.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 08, 2016 09:15 AM (4ng05)
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248 Posted by: irongrampa at June 08, 2016 09:02 AM (X35Yt)
Accurate, robust, easy to strip and clean, and undeniably elegant looking.
And my 1911 is nice too.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2016 09:15 AM (Zu3d9)
And that's when the fight started.
Accurate, robust, easy to strip and clean, and undeniably elegant looking.
And my 1911 is nice too.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2016 09:15 AM (Zu3d9)
And that's when the fight started.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 08, 2016 09:16 AM (0mRoj)
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Fabulous news!! Hope Emma and her mom are doing well!!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2016 09:15 AM (NOIQH)
Mucho Mazel!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2016 09:15 AM (NOIQH)
Mucho Mazel!
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 08, 2016 09:16 AM (4ng05)
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Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 08, 2016 09:07 AM (4ng05)
No, V the K is a long time member of the Horde. He has definitely gotten somewhat obsessive on the topic, but he's hardly the only long-term Horde member to do so.
No, V the K is a long time member of the Horde. He has definitely gotten somewhat obsessive on the topic, but he's hardly the only long-term Horde member to do so.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 08, 2016 09:16 AM (GDulk)
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I don't think it matters one whit who Republicans run. It's Hillary's turn and the fix has been in for eight years..
That is all.
Posted by: creeper at June 08, 2016 09:15 AM (4KFU
OK to talk about guns then? Cool.
That is all.
Posted by: creeper at June 08, 2016 09:15 AM (4KFU
OK to talk about guns then? Cool.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 08, 2016 09:17 AM (4ng05)
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"Damn, that dog almost gave us away with that crazy barking. Good thing the owner was gullible!"
Posted by: Murderers disguised as elderly religious people at June 08, 2016 09:17 AM (NeFrd)
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You mean the guy who was going to outlaw tampons? That guy.
Posted by: V the K at June 08, 2016 09:11 AM (O7MnT)
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That's the one.
With Mitt, the worst they could come up with was patently absurd. Absurdity wears thin.
With Golden Hair Weasel, at least it'll be interesting and plausible slander.
Posted by: V the K at June 08, 2016 09:11 AM (O7MnT)
***
That's the one.
With Mitt, the worst they could come up with was patently absurd. Absurdity wears thin.
With Golden Hair Weasel, at least it'll be interesting and plausible slander.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 08, 2016 09:17 AM (lutOX)
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Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2016 09:11 AM (0DVOr)
That's my home defense weapon (.40SandW), because it is double action and holds 13+1.
I love it! But my 1911 is simply more elegant.
That's my home defense weapon (.40SandW), because it is double action and holds 13+1.
I love it! But my 1911 is simply more elegant.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2016 09:17 AM (Zu3d9)
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Well, we have the first incompetent race-baiting Black President.
I guess it is now time for the first incompetent, gender-baiting President.
I guess it is now time for the first incompetent, gender-baiting President.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 08, 2016 09:18 AM (1ijHg)
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In the request, which came as part of a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) lawsuit, the Justice Department offered for the FBI to provide "additional details" about how it "conducted a reasonable search for records" as part of the open records case and "determined that there were no records responsive."
http://goo.gl/xJqDEK
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IOW, the FBI is saying it has found nothing????
http://goo.gl/xJqDEK
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IOW, the FBI is saying it has found nothing????
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 08, 2016 09:18 AM (iQIUe)
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My dog is hopeless at some commands. I have been working seriously with
him to stop charging the windows when someone comes to the door. He
should bark and then back off. He sounds like a lunatic.
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Daughter has a rescue Great Dane like that. A complete fool. They live on three acres surrounded by oak trees, so lots and lots of squirrels. Also the back of their house is mostly floor to ceiling windows. The dog goes berserk nuts koo-koo when he sees a squirrel, and any day now I expect him to crash thru a plate glass window.
My dog is hopeless at some commands. I have been working seriously with
him to stop charging the windows when someone comes to the door. He
should bark and then back off. He sounds like a lunatic.
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Daughter has a rescue Great Dane like that. A complete fool. They live on three acres surrounded by oak trees, so lots and lots of squirrels. Also the back of their house is mostly floor to ceiling windows. The dog goes berserk nuts koo-koo when he sees a squirrel, and any day now I expect him to crash thru a plate glass window.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 08, 2016 09:18 AM (dFi94)
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No, V the K is a long time member of the Horde. He has definitely gotten somewhat obsessive on the topic, but he's hardly the only long-term Horde member to do so.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 08, 2016 09:16 AM (GDulk)
Doesn't mean some of the competition isn't spiking his coffee with OCD inducing medications. Just sayin'. One has to admit, his dedication to his A-T ranting borders on super-human.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 08, 2016 09:16 AM (GDulk)
Doesn't mean some of the competition isn't spiking his coffee with OCD inducing medications. Just sayin'. One has to admit, his dedication to his A-T ranting borders on super-human.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 08, 2016 09:19 AM (4ng05)
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258 You mean the guy who was going to outlaw tampons? That guy.
Posted by: V the K at June 08, 2016 09:11 AM (O7MnT)
They're supposed to be using artisanal woven yak hair to be in closer communion with the earth mother goddess anyway.
Posted by: V the K at June 08, 2016 09:11 AM (O7MnT)
They're supposed to be using artisanal woven yak hair to be in closer communion with the earth mother goddess anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 08, 2016 09:19 AM (0mRoj)
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Stop theoretical question.
Gun Rights case appears before the Court.
Judge is a life member of the NRA.
Liberal response?
Gun Rights case appears before the Court.
Judge is a life member of the NRA.
Liberal response?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2016 09:20 AM (ptqRm)
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Posted by: MTF at June 08, 2016 08:15 AM (XMhQP)
i thought about following him! ..........i did douse him in holy water before he left....
i thought about following him! ..........i did douse him in holy water before he left....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2016 09:20 AM (0O7c5)
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Well, I'm a Bears fan and wife is Vikings.....
Posted by: DanInMN at June 08, 2016 08:39 AM (15ZVX)
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Congratulations!
In my area, the mixed marriages are usually Bears-Packers. Like the song on St Pat's Day you hear -- 'me father, he was orange, and me mother, she was green, it was the biggest mixup that you have ever seen.'
Posted by: DanInMN at June 08, 2016 08:39 AM (15ZVX)
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Congratulations!
In my area, the mixed marriages are usually Bears-Packers. Like the song on St Pat's Day you hear -- 'me father, he was orange, and me mother, she was green, it was the biggest mixup that you have ever seen.'
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 08, 2016 09:20 AM (MIKMs)
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I know, with certainty
That in that lacquered purse of yours -
Nestled against your powder case and mirror -
There sleeps a black stone and seven deaths.
- Nabokov, in a poem to his pistol-packin' (Nagant) lady-friend.
That in that lacquered purse of yours -
Nestled against your powder case and mirror -
There sleeps a black stone and seven deaths.
- Nabokov, in a poem to his pistol-packin' (Nagant) lady-friend.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 08, 2016 09:20 AM (lutOX)
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He has definitely gotten somewhat obsessive on the topic, but he's hardly the only long-term Horde member to do so.
So, commenting on the topic everyone else is discussing is "obsessive" is it?
So, commenting on the topic everyone else is discussing is "obsessive" is it?
Posted by: V the K at June 08, 2016 09:21 AM (O7MnT)
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229 I strongly suspect that V the K, like person, is an astro-turfer. It's hard to imagine that kind of dedication to a broken record message can be maintained out of one's obsessive concern.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 08, 2016 09:07 AM (4ng05)
I don't know about person, but V the K has been around for a very long time. He is not an astro-turfer.
That said:
You mean the guy who was going to outlaw tampons? That guy.
Posted by: V the K at June 08, 2016 09:11 AM (O7MnT)
Well, if Romney was savaged for idiotic stuff like that, do you think Cruz or any other GOP candidate would be treated better by the media than Trump?
If Trump gets slammed because of his business dealings, well, all he has to do is start bringing up Hill's many shady business transactions, including the Foundation. The one good thing about Trump - he'll actually do that. Mitt and Juan McCain pussed out against Obama - can you imagine them attacking the "first woman nominee?"
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 08, 2016 09:07 AM (4ng05)
I don't know about person, but V the K has been around for a very long time. He is not an astro-turfer.
That said:
You mean the guy who was going to outlaw tampons? That guy.
Posted by: V the K at June 08, 2016 09:11 AM (O7MnT)
Well, if Romney was savaged for idiotic stuff like that, do you think Cruz or any other GOP candidate would be treated better by the media than Trump?
If Trump gets slammed because of his business dealings, well, all he has to do is start bringing up Hill's many shady business transactions, including the Foundation. The one good thing about Trump - he'll actually do that. Mitt and Juan McCain pussed out against Obama - can you imagine them attacking the "first woman nominee?"
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 08, 2016 09:21 AM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2016 09:21 AM (ptqRm)
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Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2016 09:20 AM (ptqRm)
Trick question. Liberals would never let an NRA member onto the Supreme Court in the first place.
Trick question. Liberals would never let an NRA member onto the Supreme Court in the first place.
Posted by: John Kerry at June 08, 2016 09:21 AM (KUaJL)
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Gun Rights case appears before the Court.
Judge is a life member of the NRA.
Liberal response?
See California's banning of judges with affiliations to the Boy Scouts.
Gun Rights case appears before the Court.
Judge is a life member of the NRA.
Liberal response?
See California's banning of judges with affiliations to the Boy Scouts.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2016 09:22 AM (mBYZv)
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off orange frankenstein sock.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 08, 2016 09:22 AM (KUaJL)
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That's my home defense weapon (.40SandW), because it is double action and holds 13+1.
My reasons? De-cock, easily switched variants (ambi), and ambi mag release.
Mag release on a 1911 for a southpaw sucks. (And owned and carried them from '88 to '07)
My reasons? De-cock, easily switched variants (ambi), and ambi mag release.
Mag release on a 1911 for a southpaw sucks. (And owned and carried them from '88 to '07)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2016 09:23 AM (0DVOr)
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Stop=Stupid
F'n Autocucumber
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2016 09:21 AM (ptqRm)
You're using one of those nuclear launch control computers then. How do you keep that thing running?
F'n Autocucumber
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2016 09:21 AM (ptqRm)
You're using one of those nuclear launch control computers then. How do you keep that thing running?
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 08, 2016 09:23 AM (4ng05)
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In my area, the mixed marriages are usually Bears-Packers
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Same here. I live in a border town. Once a year our church has "Wear Your Jersey to Church" day. It can get testy.
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Same here. I live in a border town. Once a year our church has "Wear Your Jersey to Church" day. It can get testy.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 08, 2016 09:23 AM (dFi94)
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I cant see Hills picking Warren for VP. Two old nags on the ballot would be off putting.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 08, 2016 09:23 AM (iQIUe)
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poor richard....no one cares.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2016 09:23 AM (0O7c5)
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I cant see Hills picking Warren for VP. Two old nags on the ballot would be off putting.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 08, 2016 09:23 AM (iQIUe)
If "off putting" was a disqualification, Hillary wouldn't have gotten this far at all.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 08, 2016 09:23 AM (iQIUe)
If "off putting" was a disqualification, Hillary wouldn't have gotten this far at all.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 08, 2016 09:24 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Caitlyn Simmons at June 08, 2016 09:24 AM (mBYZv)
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Posted by: V the K at June 08, 2016 09:21 AM (O7MnT)
What was your first comment today? Two days ago? Yesterday (that one I don't know the answer to)? The subject of the vast majority of your comments the last couple of weeks, at least. Yes. Obsessive.
What was your first comment today? Two days ago? Yesterday (that one I don't know the answer to)? The subject of the vast majority of your comments the last couple of weeks, at least. Yes. Obsessive.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 08, 2016 09:25 AM (GDulk)
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>>205
>>If there's a new Bladerunner does Jennifer Lawrence HAVE to be in it?by: Lizzy at June 08, 2016 08:59 AM (NOIQH)
"You look down and you see a Jennifer Lawrence, Leon, it's crawling towards you--
"Jennifer Lawrence, what's that?
"Know what a turtle is?"
"Of course."
"Same thing..."
>>If there's a new Bladerunner does Jennifer Lawrence HAVE to be in it?by: Lizzy at June 08, 2016 08:59 AM (NOIQH)
"You look down and you see a Jennifer Lawrence, Leon, it's crawling towards you--
"Jennifer Lawrence, what's that?
"Know what a turtle is?"
"Of course."
"Same thing..."
Posted by: General Zod at June 08, 2016 09:25 AM (Bdeb0)
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Another stupid question.
Zimmerman trial.
Theoretical jury is all white.
All male.
Theoretical Judge is a male Hispanic
Liberal response?
Zimmerman trial.
Theoretical jury is all white.
All male.
Theoretical Judge is a male Hispanic
Liberal response?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2016 09:26 AM (ptqRm)
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An extremely accident prone person I know, once related the story of the time he slipped with a chainsaw and cut into his leg above the knee.
He claims he cleaned out the wound, superglued the gouge in his leg back together, and went into town (small farming town) to get to the doctor (was faster from his farm to do this than get an ambulance). He found the doctor eating breakfast, showed the doctor his leg, and the doctor said "good job, come see me in a few days for a followup".
No stitches, nothing. Just "hey, that worked great."
He claims he cleaned out the wound, superglued the gouge in his leg back together, and went into town (small farming town) to get to the doctor (was faster from his farm to do this than get an ambulance). He found the doctor eating breakfast, showed the doctor his leg, and the doctor said "good job, come see me in a few days for a followup".
No stitches, nothing. Just "hey, that worked great."
Posted by: GMan at June 08, 2016 09:26 AM (sxq57)
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>>The one good thing about Trump - he'll actually do that. Mitt and Juan McCain pussed out against Obama - can you imagine them attacking the "first woman nominee?"
Yea, I can. The woman is being investigated by the FBI and she is married to a President who was impeached. She's also been around longer than Vic so the First Historic many people are already sick of.
Anyone and everyone is going to hit Hillary because there is no price to be paid for it. Her approval ratings are essentially the same as Trump's.
Yea, I can. The woman is being investigated by the FBI and she is married to a President who was impeached. She's also been around longer than Vic so the First Historic many people are already sick of.
Anyone and everyone is going to hit Hillary because there is no price to be paid for it. Her approval ratings are essentially the same as Trump's.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 08, 2016 09:26 AM (/tuJf)
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If I've got this right; the proof that Donald Trump is a racist is that he claimed that a Hispanic judge couldn't judge him fairly. He claimed that the judge was racist.
So therefore shouldn't the new standard now be that anyone who charges anyone with racism is demonstrating their own racism?
And would that make anyone claiming Trump is a racist also a racist?
So therefore shouldn't the new standard now be that anyone who charges anyone with racism is demonstrating their own racism?
And would that make anyone claiming Trump is a racist also a racist?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 08, 2016 09:26 AM (PNcou)
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What was your first comment today? Two days ago? Yesterday (that one I don't know the answer to)? The subject of the vast majority of your comments the last couple of weeks, at least. Yes. Obsessive.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 08, 2016 09:25 AM (GDulk)
He did mention tampons. So there's that.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 08, 2016 09:25 AM (GDulk)
He did mention tampons. So there's that.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 08, 2016 09:26 AM (4ng05)
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Hillary Clinton's mom, Dorothy Rodham, was born on June 4, 1919, the same day that the 19th Amendment (granting women the vote) was ratified by Congress, signifying yet another great mythical achievement by the Clinton-Rodham crime syndicate. In celebration of this joyous event, Hillary's great-grandmother lit up a two-dollar stogie and mounted noted Pediatric Cardiologist Sir Edmund Hillary with libidinous enthusiasm riding him like a bucking bronco in a tornado!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 08, 2016 09:28 AM (NeFrd)
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Same here. I live in a border town. Once a year our church has "Wear Your Jersey to Church" day. It can get testy.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 08, 2016 09:23 AM (dFi94)
I used to date a guy from downstate Illinois. It sure was interesting when he showed up for a Bears-Packers game day party at my brother's house with a Bears sweatshirt on, surrounded by a sea of green and gold. You can see why things didn't work out between us.
You do know there is a very very large overlap between Cubs fans and Bears fans. That is one big issue I have with Cubs fans.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 08, 2016 09:23 AM (dFi94)
I used to date a guy from downstate Illinois. It sure was interesting when he showed up for a Bears-Packers game day party at my brother's house with a Bears sweatshirt on, surrounded by a sea of green and gold. You can see why things didn't work out between us.
You do know there is a very very large overlap between Cubs fans and Bears fans. That is one big issue I have with Cubs fans.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 08, 2016 09:28 AM (u0lmX)
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"What we need is a good old-fashioned reign of terror for about a couple decades.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 08, 2016 07:41 AM (3Xxpy) "
Sign me up. I'm getting tired of dusting the torches and pitchforks I've been keeping by the front door.
Oh, and g'mornin' Horde !
Posted by: Kreplach at June 08, 2016 07:41 AM (3Xxpy) "
Sign me up. I'm getting tired of dusting the torches and pitchforks I've been keeping by the front door.
Oh, and g'mornin' Horde !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez_and_the_dogs at June 08, 2016 09:28 AM (3X3ZR)
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Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 08, 2016 09:23 AM (0O7c5)
Yahoo! headline the last couple of days has been that Simmons was hospitalized for bizarre behaviour. My first thought was "How could you tell?".
Yahoo! headline the last couple of days has been that Simmons was hospitalized for bizarre behaviour. My first thought was "How could you tell?".
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 08, 2016 09:28 AM (GDulk)
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So it's okay to say the cop that arrested you is a racist, but not the judge that is ruling against you.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2016 09:29 AM (mBYZv)
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I train service gerbils. They burrow on command. Just my way of giving back. Now if could just get this Barbie doll removed from my arse.
Posted by: Richard 'Top' Gere at June 08, 2016 09:29 AM (gwG9s)
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The legislative and judicial farces on every level that we see playing out in the current era, do not bode well for the survival of civilization, let alone Western civilization. And, don't even whisper the phrase "consent of the governed"!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 08, 2016 08:21 AM (wYnyS)
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Posted by: Hrothgar at June 08, 2016 08:21 AM (wYnyS)
2A
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Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 08, 2016 09:29 AM (dBmVV)
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>>>>
One of the tests that our Golden had to do - the one that gave me the
most anxiety, was the one where you had to put them in a sit-stay in the
center of an auditorium. Then about a dozen people came at her,
dropping cafeteria trays, flipping wheelchairs over, screaming at her,
throwing balls across the room in front of her, squirting a hose at her,
etc. All this, and she was not allowed to move. At all. Until given the
command to come. The whole ordeal went on for a couple of minutes. She
never moved or blinked. I miss that girl. She was a champ.
.
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.
.We are training our newest dog in the pet store. The lady who does it is very good working with dogs. Our girl was nervous as heck at first but after 7 weeks she will sit and stay for 3 minutes in the middle of the store while my wife walks away to the other side of the store. All of this while the store has it's routine going on of people and dogs coming and going. She will call her and she runs through the store ignoring the traps of treats the lady has spread throughout the store.
Remarkable progress in 7 short sessions.
One of the tests that our Golden had to do - the one that gave me the
most anxiety, was the one where you had to put them in a sit-stay in the
center of an auditorium. Then about a dozen people came at her,
dropping cafeteria trays, flipping wheelchairs over, screaming at her,
throwing balls across the room in front of her, squirting a hose at her,
etc. All this, and she was not allowed to move. At all. Until given the
command to come. The whole ordeal went on for a couple of minutes. She
never moved or blinked. I miss that girl. She was a champ.
.
.
.
.We are training our newest dog in the pet store. The lady who does it is very good working with dogs. Our girl was nervous as heck at first but after 7 weeks she will sit and stay for 3 minutes in the middle of the store while my wife walks away to the other side of the store. All of this while the store has it's routine going on of people and dogs coming and going. She will call her and she runs through the store ignoring the traps of treats the lady has spread throughout the store.
Remarkable progress in 7 short sessions.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 08, 2016 09:30 AM (iONHu)
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The party elite (and some bloggers) are like nervous little dogs...
Every time the left stomps its foot and yells racism, they piss themselves.
We've got to help them work on their bladder control.
Every time the left stomps its foot and yells racism, they piss themselves.
We've got to help them work on their bladder control.
Posted by: jwest at June 08, 2016 09:30 AM (Zs4uk)
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We like to say "the mask slips", but in this case the masked is being ripped off with zeal, thrown on the floor and kicked over to the side.
Margaret Sullivan, former public editor at the NY Slimes and now a columnist at WaPo, is proposing newspapers coordinate Trump coverage.
Why, you say? Aren't newspapers competing with each other?
She answers:
News outlets ought to rethink the purpose of their campaign coverage. It's not to be equally nice to all candidates. It's to provide Americans with the hard information they need to decide who is fit to lead the country, which of course is Hillary Clinton.
(Ok I may have added that "which of course" part, but I think her meaning is clearly that phrase anyway, so I think I'm being true to her piece)
https://tinyurl.com/jpuyldm
Margaret Sullivan, former public editor at the NY Slimes and now a columnist at WaPo, is proposing newspapers coordinate Trump coverage.
Why, you say? Aren't newspapers competing with each other?
She answers:
News outlets ought to rethink the purpose of their campaign coverage. It's not to be equally nice to all candidates. It's to provide Americans with the hard information they need to decide who is fit to lead the country, which of course is Hillary Clinton.
(Ok I may have added that "which of course" part, but I think her meaning is clearly that phrase anyway, so I think I'm being true to her piece)
https://tinyurl.com/jpuyldm
Posted by: MTF at June 08, 2016 09:30 AM (LISuA)
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Yahoo! headline the last couple of days has been that Simmons was hospitalized for bizarre behaviour. My first thought was "How could you tell?".
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 08, 2016 09:28 AM (GDulk)
Sounded like they were doing one of those: This Date In 1981, stories.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 08, 2016 09:28 AM (GDulk)
Sounded like they were doing one of those: This Date In 1981, stories.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 08, 2016 09:30 AM (4ng05)
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I will say that those paddle mag releases that HundK and Walther use are growing on me.
Not enough to buy one of their pistols, mind.
Not enough to buy one of their pistols, mind.
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 08, 2016 09:30 AM (CGjum)
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>>What was your first comment today?
V to the K has been posting here for a while. He just seems particularly upset by Trump right now, which is not uncommon. Either it will pass, or it's a potential Amish Dude flame-out situation. Hope it's the former.
V to the K has been posting here for a while. He just seems particularly upset by Trump right now, which is not uncommon. Either it will pass, or it's a potential Amish Dude flame-out situation. Hope it's the former.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2016 09:31 AM (NOIQH)
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Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2016 09:23 AM (0DVOr)
Lots of lefties (I'm a lefty) complain about the mag release, but I love it!
Lots of lefties (I'm a lefty) complain about the mag release, but I love it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2016 09:31 AM (Zu3d9)
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294 I train service gerbils. They burrow on command. Just my way of giving back. Now if could just get this Barbie doll removed from my arse.
Posted by: Richard 'Top' Gere at June 08, 2016 09:29 AM (gwG9s)
You are a true humanitarian.
Posted by: Richard 'Top' Gere at June 08, 2016 09:29 AM (gwG9s)
You are a true humanitarian.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 08, 2016 09:31 AM (4ng05)
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Hillary Clinton is a great, wonderful person. She's so talented and wise. You'd be lucky to have her as president.
Posted by: Haven Monehan at June 08, 2016 09:32 AM (KUaJL)
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V to the K has been posting here for a while. He just seems particularly upset by Trump right now, which is not uncommon. Either it will pass, or it's a potential Amish Dude flame-out situation. Hope it's the former.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2016 09:31 AM (NOIQH)
I will support the ongoing research... and hope.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2016 09:31 AM (NOIQH)
I will support the ongoing research... and hope.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 08, 2016 09:32 AM (4ng05)
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Anyone and everyone is going to hit Hillary because there is no price to be paid for it. Her approval ratings are essentially the same as Trump's.
If Ryan couldn't get to the microphones fast enough to slam Trump as a racist, what makes you think he and the rest of the GOPe nickelfuckers won't cluck their tongues over Trump's "ungentlemanly" behavior in picking on poor Hillary?
Anyone and everyone is going to hit Hillary because there is no price to be paid for it. Her approval ratings are essentially the same as Trump's.
If Ryan couldn't get to the microphones fast enough to slam Trump as a racist, what makes you think he and the rest of the GOPe nickelfuckers won't cluck their tongues over Trump's "ungentlemanly" behavior in picking on poor Hillary?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2016 09:33 AM (X6fMO)
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The marble prisoner should have sued for his second amendment right also. It's dangerous in prison and he has the right to protect himself. And while he's at it , he is also being denied his constitutional right to vote.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 08, 2016 09:33 AM (ktOIC)
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The party elite (and some bloggers) are like nervous little dogs...
Every time the left stomps its foot and yells racism, they piss themselves.
We've got to help them work on their bladder control.
Depends.
Every time the left stomps its foot and yells racism, they piss themselves.
We've got to help them work on their bladder control.
Depends.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2016 09:33 AM (0DVOr)
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If Ryan couldn't get to the microphones fast enough to slam Trump as a racist, what makes you think he and the rest of the GOPe nickelfuckers won't cluck their tongues over Trump's "ungentlemanly" behavior in picking on poor Hillary?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2016 09:33 AM (X6fMO)
Oh they will, since they are the losers they always have been...but we can only hope the voters will ignore them.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2016 09:33 AM (X6fMO)
Oh they will, since they are the losers they always have been...but we can only hope the voters will ignore them.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2016 09:34 AM (zp+j1)
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285 An extremely accident prone person I know, once related the story of the time he slipped with a chainsaw and cut into his leg above the knee.
He claims he cleaned out the wound, superglued the gouge in his leg back together, and went into town (small farming town) to get to the doctor (was faster from his farm to do this than get an ambulance). He found the doctor eating breakfast, showed the doctor his leg, and the doctor said "good job, come see me in a few days for a followup".
No stitches, nothing. Just "hey, that worked great."
Posted by: GMan at June 08, 2016 09:26 AM (sxq57)
A similar thing happened to me when I broke my toe. I fashioned a splint out of a popsicle stick, foam ear plugs & medical tape. Went to see the doctor & he said, "That's a good idea!" & told me to keep on for a few weeks. And charged me $150.
He claims he cleaned out the wound, superglued the gouge in his leg back together, and went into town (small farming town) to get to the doctor (was faster from his farm to do this than get an ambulance). He found the doctor eating breakfast, showed the doctor his leg, and the doctor said "good job, come see me in a few days for a followup".
No stitches, nothing. Just "hey, that worked great."
Posted by: GMan at June 08, 2016 09:26 AM (sxq57)
A similar thing happened to me when I broke my toe. I fashioned a splint out of a popsicle stick, foam ear plugs & medical tape. Went to see the doctor & he said, "That's a good idea!" & told me to keep on for a few weeks. And charged me $150.
Posted by: josephistan at June 08, 2016 09:34 AM (7HtZB)
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Mitt and Juan McCain pussed out against Obama - can you imagine them attacking the "first woman nominee?"
Yea, I can.
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Nope. Jeb! specifically declined to attack Hillary on the basis of her political and life partnership with a rapist. Have any of them said a word about Hillary's records theft scandal?
I expect to see more than one member of the GOPe calling for restraint, halting the "rush to judgment," and sanctimoniously reminding us that Hillary is innocent until proven guilty.
Mitt and Juan McCain pussed out against Obama - can you imagine them attacking the "first woman nominee?"
Yea, I can.
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Nope. Jeb! specifically declined to attack Hillary on the basis of her political and life partnership with a rapist. Have any of them said a word about Hillary's records theft scandal?
I expect to see more than one member of the GOPe calling for restraint, halting the "rush to judgment," and sanctimoniously reminding us that Hillary is innocent until proven guilty.
Posted by: iforgot at June 08, 2016 09:34 AM (pC96u)
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Good point.
I believe 90% of the internet today is the word "historic." I so
hope she makes history again; one person with knowledge seems to think
she will before July 25.
Posted by: iforgot at June 08, 2016 09:10 AM (pC96u)
I read a lot of papers online, since most get their news from either the NYT's or similar news services, no surprise. "All Hail Hillary" I can see the town crier stamping his staff on the floor as she enters.
I believe 90% of the internet today is the word "historic." I so
hope she makes history again; one person with knowledge seems to think
she will before July 25.
Posted by: iforgot at June 08, 2016 09:10 AM (pC96u)
I read a lot of papers online, since most get their news from either the NYT's or similar news services, no surprise. "All Hail Hillary" I can see the town crier stamping his staff on the floor as she enters.
Posted by: Colin at June 08, 2016 09:34 AM (fxoKC)
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You do know there is a very very large overlap between Cubs fans and Bears fans. That is one big issue I have with Cubs fans.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 08, 2016 09:28 AM (u0lmX)
=====My household is evenly divided between Cubs and White Sox. All are Bears, so we are safe on that point. We have also decided that our AFC team is the Bengals (cool helmets).
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 08, 2016 09:28 AM (u0lmX)
=====My household is evenly divided between Cubs and White Sox. All are Bears, so we are safe on that point. We have also decided that our AFC team is the Bengals (cool helmets).
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 08, 2016 09:35 AM (MIKMs)
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A group of anti-cop dissenters burned an American flag outside a Staten Island police station house in protest of the NYPDs investigation into the death of a black teenage boy who police said suffered a fatal asthma attack after a gang-related street fight last month, video shows.
NO doubt FAB supporters
NO doubt FAB supporters
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2016 09:35 AM (zp+j1)
Posted by: MTF at June 08, 2016 09:36 AM (LISuA)
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>>If Ryan couldn't get to the microphones fast enough
to slam Trump as a racist, Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2016 09:33 AM (X6fMO)
"Racism" is too freighted as a charge anymore. One day, a public figure with enough wasta is going to completely demystify and deflate that stupid term once and for all by plainly and unambiguously owning it. That'll be an enjoyable, productive day.
to slam Trump as a racist, Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2016 09:33 AM (X6fMO)
"Racism" is too freighted as a charge anymore. One day, a public figure with enough wasta is going to completely demystify and deflate that stupid term once and for all by plainly and unambiguously owning it. That'll be an enjoyable, productive day.
Posted by: General Zod at June 08, 2016 09:36 AM (Bdeb0)
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155 144 I wonder if I could use that to get my boobs back up to where they were in 1975? They used to salute the flag. Now they flap against my ankles when I walk.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 08, 2016 08:38 AM (dFi9
You know the rules.......
We need pics for the truth.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 08, 2016 08:38 AM (dFi9
You know the rules.......
We need pics for the truth.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 08, 2016 09:37 AM (voOPb)
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" Sea levels could rise nearly twice as much as previously predicted by the
end of this century if carbon dioxide emissions continue unabated, an
outcome that could devastate coastal communities around the globe,
according to new research published Wednesday"
Hmmm- could, if, could- based on previous predictions, according to baseless/unsourced research.
Yeah, reality/science based community. Uh huh.
end of this century if carbon dioxide emissions continue unabated, an
outcome that could devastate coastal communities around the globe,
according to new research published Wednesday"
Hmmm- could, if, could- based on previous predictions, according to baseless/unsourced research.
Yeah, reality/science based community. Uh huh.
Posted by: Cap City Daydrunk at June 08, 2016 09:37 AM (SnflP)
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Well, the bedroom guns here are a 1911, which stays in place on the bedside table, and an airweight J-frame which goes nicely in the righthand robe pocket. The left pocket has the flashlight and Buck folder.
And as far as value goes, I wish I had put the money that went into the 401k into 1911s instead of more conventional investments.
And as far as value goes, I wish I had put the money that went into the 401k into 1911s instead of more conventional investments.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez_and_the_dogs at June 08, 2016 09:37 AM (3X3ZR)
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My household is evenly divided between Cubs and White Sox. All are Bears, so we are safe on that point. We have also decided that our AFC team is the Bengals (cool helmets).
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 08, 2016 09:35 AM (MIKMs)
My daughter has been in Chicago for a business trip the last 4 days. I had to give her a short history lesson on the Cubs and how good they are doing this year so she does not look stupid.
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 08, 2016 09:35 AM (MIKMs)
My daughter has been in Chicago for a business trip the last 4 days. I had to give her a short history lesson on the Cubs and how good they are doing this year so she does not look stupid.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2016 09:38 AM (zp+j1)
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306
Anyone and everyone is going to hit Hillary because there is no price to be paid for it. Her approval ratings are essentially the same as Trump's.
If Ryan couldn't get to the microphones fast enough to slam Trump as a racist, what makes you think he and the rest of the GOPe nickelfuckers won't cluck their tongues over Trump's "ungentlemanly" behavior in picking on poor Hillary?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2016 09:33 AM (X6fMO)
This.
As noted above, the defining characteristic of the GOPe is that they fully buy into the left's definition of what is or is not racist, sexist, etc. The second the left says "that's sexist" they go into instant defense mode, which does no good at all, because the Left will never, ever say, "Oh, OK, now that I've heard your explanation I guess you're really not a sexist pig."
The best thing about Trump is that he doesn't play that stupid, self-defeating game.
Anyone and everyone is going to hit Hillary because there is no price to be paid for it. Her approval ratings are essentially the same as Trump's.
If Ryan couldn't get to the microphones fast enough to slam Trump as a racist, what makes you think he and the rest of the GOPe nickelfuckers won't cluck their tongues over Trump's "ungentlemanly" behavior in picking on poor Hillary?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2016 09:33 AM (X6fMO)
This.
As noted above, the defining characteristic of the GOPe is that they fully buy into the left's definition of what is or is not racist, sexist, etc. The second the left says "that's sexist" they go into instant defense mode, which does no good at all, because the Left will never, ever say, "Oh, OK, now that I've heard your explanation I guess you're really not a sexist pig."
The best thing about Trump is that he doesn't play that stupid, self-defeating game.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 08, 2016 09:38 AM (u0lmX)
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oh, man, the blather we'll be hearing today about the PIAPS. I am encouraging all the Bernie followers I know to kick up a stink about Hillary. One of them cancelled her NYT subscription because of the biased coverage so I know it's serious. As a republican/conservative, I feel their pain - I know how it feels to be betrayed by the Establishment.
Posted by: vivi at June 08, 2016 09:38 AM (11H2y)
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USA Today out did themselves in headlines and stories....Hillary wins fair and square....as they kick Bernie for even thinking about staying in the race.
Posted by: Colin at June 08, 2016 09:38 AM (fxoKC)
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Hmmm- could, if, could- based on previous predictions, according to baseless/unsourced research.
Yeah, reality/science based community. Uh huh.
Posted by: Cap City Daydrunk at June 08, 2016 09:37 AM (SnflP)
Amazing what you can research when your magic eight ball has the same answer on every side of the pyramid.
Yeah, reality/science based community. Uh huh.
Posted by: Cap City Daydrunk at June 08, 2016 09:37 AM (SnflP)
Amazing what you can research when your magic eight ball has the same answer on every side of the pyramid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 08, 2016 09:39 AM (3ZoRf)
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An extremely accident prone person I know, once related the story of the time he slipped with a chainsaw and cut into his leg above the knee.
He claims he cleaned out the wound, superglued the gouge in his leg back together, and went into town (small farming town) to get to the doctor (was faster from his farm to do this than get an ambulance). He found the doctor eating breakfast, showed the doctor his leg, and the doctor said "good job, come see me in a few days for a followup".
No stitches, nothing. Just "hey, that worked great."
Posted by: GMan at June 08, 2016 09:26 AM (sxq57)
It may have been mentioned upthread, but-
Superglue started out as a surgical glue,
developed (if I'm remembering correctly) during the Vietnam war.
There was some cancer concern about one of the ingredients, so the surgical use glue was reformulated.
However, the rest of us got Superglue.
And yes, it works quite well for cuts when you can't get to the doc.
Though I probably would recommend it's use for chainsaw injuries....too messy and gnarly.
He claims he cleaned out the wound, superglued the gouge in his leg back together, and went into town (small farming town) to get to the doctor (was faster from his farm to do this than get an ambulance). He found the doctor eating breakfast, showed the doctor his leg, and the doctor said "good job, come see me in a few days for a followup".
No stitches, nothing. Just "hey, that worked great."
Posted by: GMan at June 08, 2016 09:26 AM (sxq57)
It may have been mentioned upthread, but-
Superglue started out as a surgical glue,
developed (if I'm remembering correctly) during the Vietnam war.
There was some cancer concern about one of the ingredients, so the surgical use glue was reformulated.
However, the rest of us got Superglue.
And yes, it works quite well for cuts when you can't get to the doc.
Though I probably would recommend it's use for chainsaw injuries....too messy and gnarly.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 08, 2016 09:39 AM (HGtd0)
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144 I wonder if I could use that to get my boobs back up to where they were in 1975? They used to salute the flag. Now they flap against my ankles when I walk.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 08, 2016 08:38 AM (dFi9
My schmeckle does the same thing. But its always been like that. Frustrating as hell.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 08, 2016 08:38 AM (dFi9
My schmeckle does the same thing. But its always been like that. Frustrating as hell.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 08, 2016 09:39 AM (4ng05)
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Good Morning Morons!
I wanted to give a quick polling update of Florida. Contrary to Ace's concerns from yesterday, Trump is not looking like THAT much of a loser right now.
PPP (famously Dem leaning) released a poll of Florida that shows Trump leading Clinton 45-44. Amazingly, this is a registered voter sample, instead of a likely voter screen (as most are). This poll completed on June 5th during the course of the whole Hispanic judge kerfluffle.
Florida, is of course, a must win for Trump, since no scenario let's him trade Florida for some other rust belt state (all of which he is polling badly in now anyway).
Now caution is always advised, since all other Florida polls are showing Clinton with a small lead. But as with all polls this year, there is a sky high number of undecideds out there available for whichever candidate can get their act together and run a campaign.
Also, I note that Ace mentioned the Reuters poll yesterday, and it is posted over at Hotair right now. RCP is STILL not including it in their average. I won't consider it valid if the pros over at RCP continue to ignore it.
I wanted to give a quick polling update of Florida. Contrary to Ace's concerns from yesterday, Trump is not looking like THAT much of a loser right now.
PPP (famously Dem leaning) released a poll of Florida that shows Trump leading Clinton 45-44. Amazingly, this is a registered voter sample, instead of a likely voter screen (as most are). This poll completed on June 5th during the course of the whole Hispanic judge kerfluffle.
Florida, is of course, a must win for Trump, since no scenario let's him trade Florida for some other rust belt state (all of which he is polling badly in now anyway).
Now caution is always advised, since all other Florida polls are showing Clinton with a small lead. But as with all polls this year, there is a sky high number of undecideds out there available for whichever candidate can get their act together and run a campaign.
Also, I note that Ace mentioned the Reuters poll yesterday, and it is posted over at Hotair right now. RCP is STILL not including it in their average. I won't consider it valid if the pros over at RCP continue to ignore it.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 08, 2016 09:39 AM (DzSJ5)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 08, 2016 09:41 AM (GDulk)
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Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2016 09:35 AM (zp+j1)
I'm disappointed in Staten Island. They should have chased those fvckers down the street and into NY harbor.
I'm disappointed in Staten Island. They should have chased those fvckers down the street and into NY harbor.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 08, 2016 09:41 AM (Zu3d9)
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"Racism" is too freighted as a charge anymore. One day, a public figure with enough wasta is going to completely demystify and deflate that stupid term once and for all by plainly and unambiguously owning it. That'll be an enjoyable, productive day.
Posted by: General Zod at June 08, 2016 09:36 AM (Bdeb0)
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I kinda think it's starting to happen.
"Racism" is too freighted as a charge anymore. One day, a public figure with enough wasta is going to completely demystify and deflate that stupid term once and for all by plainly and unambiguously owning it. That'll be an enjoyable, productive day.
Posted by: General Zod at June 08, 2016 09:36 AM (Bdeb0)
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I kinda think it's starting to happen.
Posted by: iforgot at June 08, 2016 09:42 AM (pC96u)
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I...I....um....really like....um....okie....dokie....the....um....White Sox. My...favor...ite...player is....all...um... of them.
Posted by: POTUS at June 08, 2016 09:43 AM (gwG9s)
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Anyone and everyone is going to hit Hillary because there is no price to be paid for it. Her approval ratings are essentially the same as Trump's.
And both of them rank somewhere below Martin Shkreli and Josh Duggar.
And both of them rank somewhere below Martin Shkreli and Josh Duggar.
Posted by: V the K at June 08, 2016 09:43 AM (O7MnT)
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Will Trump have a "Rick Lazio moment" where he is accused of physically intimidating Hillary?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2016 09:43 AM (IqV8l)
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The think that Trump and the Dems are that the GOPe and the rest of the Rs aren't is shameless.
You can't shame DJT or the Dems. Romney is ashamed of being a member of the GOPe. Romney and McCain long for the validation of the Dems and Kasich that they are Good people.
DJT wants to win and will do what is required to win. Hillary will probably lose cause she has issues that the spirits-of-the-air (SOTA) will find and play with. DJT's first thought is, "how do I get around this obstacle to my goal". Hillary's first thought is, "how can I destroy the person in my way". Hillary's goal is to destroy people. Being President is just a better position to destroy people from to Hillary.
You can't shame DJT or the Dems. Romney is ashamed of being a member of the GOPe. Romney and McCain long for the validation of the Dems and Kasich that they are Good people.
DJT wants to win and will do what is required to win. Hillary will probably lose cause she has issues that the spirits-of-the-air (SOTA) will find and play with. DJT's first thought is, "how do I get around this obstacle to my goal". Hillary's first thought is, "how can I destroy the person in my way". Hillary's goal is to destroy people. Being President is just a better position to destroy people from to Hillary.
Posted by: ok at June 08, 2016 09:43 AM (jN+3o)
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Per Drudge headline (not clicking the link): Richard Simmons quietly transitioning to soft-spoken woman named Fiona.
Alrighty then!!
Alrighty then!!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2016 09:43 AM (NOIQH)
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Chez Zod is well protected. The Remington 870 "goose gun" upstairs gets racked loudly to advertise my keen interest in the home-invader's presence. A Glock 23 and M4 in the bedroom both present options. We have no kids, so with Mrs. Zod safely under the bed, anyone moving around and shopping is considered Player Number 2.
Posted by: General Zod at June 08, 2016 09:43 AM (Bdeb0)
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"Racism" is too freighted as a charge anymore. One day, a public figure with enough wasta is going to completely demystify and deflate that stupid term once and for all by plainly and unambiguously owning it. That'll be an enjoyable, productive day.
Posted by: General Zod at June 08, 2016 09:36 AM (Bdeb0)
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I kinda think it's starting to happen.
Posted by: iforgot at June 08, 2016 09:42 AM (pC96u)
It's getting to be like "gravitas" or "writ large". A meaningless BS catchall.
Posted by: General Zod at June 08, 2016 09:36 AM (Bdeb0)
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I kinda think it's starting to happen.
Posted by: iforgot at June 08, 2016 09:42 AM (pC96u)
It's getting to be like "gravitas" or "writ large". A meaningless BS catchall.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 08, 2016 09:44 AM (4ng05)
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333 Will Trump have a "Rick Lazio moment" where he is accused of physically intimidating Hillary?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2016 09:43 AM (IqV8l)
We have a plan. It is in the plan. However, there are a few things head of it!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2016 09:43 AM (IqV8l)
We have a plan. It is in the plan. However, there are a few things head of it!
Posted by: The Media at June 08, 2016 09:46 AM (3ZoRf)
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There was some cancer concern about one of the ingredients, so the surgical use glue was reformulated.
However, the rest of us got Superglue.
And yes, it works quite well for cuts when you can't get to the doc.
Though I probably would recommend it's use for chainsaw injuries....too messy and gnarly.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 08, 2016 09:39 AM (HGtd0)
I visited my cousin who is a logger this weekend. He had a tree limb break off and hit him in the head (he wears a helmet) He managed to get back on a bulldozer and get to his pickup and home. Then to a hospital where they use super glue on his head wounds and other places... amazing, never heard of this before.
However, the rest of us got Superglue.
And yes, it works quite well for cuts when you can't get to the doc.
Though I probably would recommend it's use for chainsaw injuries....too messy and gnarly.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 08, 2016 09:39 AM (HGtd0)
I visited my cousin who is a logger this weekend. He had a tree limb break off and hit him in the head (he wears a helmet) He managed to get back on a bulldozer and get to his pickup and home. Then to a hospital where they use super glue on his head wounds and other places... amazing, never heard of this before.
Posted by: Colin at June 08, 2016 09:46 AM (fxoKC)
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Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2016 09:43 AM (IqV8l)
It worked for them last time, why change the playbook? If Trump *breathes* too close to her (essentially in the same room) they will call it physical intimidation. I think the conflating of "insult" with "attack" was at least partially groundwork for this
It worked for them last time, why change the playbook? If Trump *breathes* too close to her (essentially in the same room) they will call it physical intimidation. I think the conflating of "insult" with "attack" was at least partially groundwork for this
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 08, 2016 09:46 AM (GDulk)
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Will Trump have a "Rick Lazio moment" where he is accused of physically intimidating Hillary?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2016 09:43 AM (IqV8l)
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Haha, omg *BERNIE* and his bots were accused of sexism. Imagine what the Hillbots are going to say about Trump. I just hope he backhands her.
Will Trump have a "Rick Lazio moment" where he is accused of physically intimidating Hillary?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2016 09:43 AM (IqV8l)
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Haha, omg *BERNIE* and his bots were accused of sexism. Imagine what the Hillbots are going to say about Trump. I just hope he backhands her.
Posted by: iforgot at June 08, 2016 09:46 AM (pC96u)
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I caught Glenn Beck talking with Mary Matlin (wife of the Ragin' Cajun Clinton hitman.) Not much there except she didn't sound very coherent at times. The funny part was Beck complaining that Trump and his people had refused to come onto his show. After calling Trump the next incarnation of Hitler, why would you go on his show?
Beck sounded a lot calmer. I wonder if they changed his meds.
Beck sounded a lot calmer. I wonder if they changed his meds.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 08, 2016 09:47 AM (Ee2nz)
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Per Drudge headline (not clicking the link): Richard Simmons quietly transitioning to soft-spoken woman named Fiona.>>>
I think the transition to woman is going to be easier than the transition to soft spoken.
I think the transition to woman is going to be easier than the transition to soft spoken.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 08, 2016 09:47 AM (tf9Ne)
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...Will Trump have a "Rick Lazio moment" where he is accused of physically intimidating Hillary? ...
Who would that convince?
At best Hillary is considered a battleaxe.
Who would that convince?
At best Hillary is considered a battleaxe.
Posted by: ok at June 08, 2016 09:47 AM (j2xmV)
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>>If Ryan couldn't get to the microphones fast enough to slam Trump as a racist, what makes you think he and the rest of the GOPe nickelfuckers won't cluck their tongues over Trump's "ungentlemanly" behavior in picking on poor Hillary?
Do you know the circumstances of Ryan's comments yesterday? I bet 90% do not.
He was at an inner city event surrounded by minorities that the Republicans are trying to woo announcing the House Republican Platform that the party is going to be running on this fall.
He was asked repeatedly by the msm to comment on Trump's comments which no matter how you want to couch them were identity politics and completely counter to the message the party is trying to get out to broaden the base. Being more inclusive was one of the central themes of his message. More votes is kind of important if we want to win.
https://tinyurl.com/jyne97q
What exactly did you want him, as one of the leaders of the Republican Party, to say? Yes, I completely agree that Trump should be hammering a judge who is hearing the case where Trump is being sued for fraud on his Mexican heritage. Yes, I'm sure that would be a brilliant answer for the blogosphere, not so much for the rest of the world.
Sometimes it's actually helpful to not pretend what we think here is how the rest of the country operates. Trump seemed to get that lesson when he announced yesterday that he would no longer talk about the case. So at least he's capable of learning.
Do you know the circumstances of Ryan's comments yesterday? I bet 90% do not.
He was at an inner city event surrounded by minorities that the Republicans are trying to woo announcing the House Republican Platform that the party is going to be running on this fall.
He was asked repeatedly by the msm to comment on Trump's comments which no matter how you want to couch them were identity politics and completely counter to the message the party is trying to get out to broaden the base. Being more inclusive was one of the central themes of his message. More votes is kind of important if we want to win.
https://tinyurl.com/jyne97q
What exactly did you want him, as one of the leaders of the Republican Party, to say? Yes, I completely agree that Trump should be hammering a judge who is hearing the case where Trump is being sued for fraud on his Mexican heritage. Yes, I'm sure that would be a brilliant answer for the blogosphere, not so much for the rest of the world.
Sometimes it's actually helpful to not pretend what we think here is how the rest of the country operates. Trump seemed to get that lesson when he announced yesterday that he would no longer talk about the case. So at least he's capable of learning.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 08, 2016 09:48 AM (/tuJf)
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Next I'll be playing the woman who invented Spanx. Then a Gone With The Wind/Casablanca mash-up. I'm so funny & quirky!
Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence at June 08, 2016 09:48 AM (gwG9s)
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A battle-axe is a term, generally considered pejorative, for an aggressive, domineering and forceful woman. The prime example is Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: ok at June 08, 2016 09:48 AM (j2xmV)
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>>>>>Will Trump have a "Rick Lazio moment" where he is accused of physically intimidating Hillary?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2016 09:43 AM (IqV8l)
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Haha, omg *BERNIE* and his bots were accused of sexism. Imagine what
the Hillbots are going to say about Trump. I just hope he backhands
her.
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.Uh they have already tried that on Trump and it didn't work. If they try it again Trump has already hinted that he will attack hillary for using the woman card to get elected.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 08, 2016 09:43 AM (IqV8l)
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Haha, omg *BERNIE* and his bots were accused of sexism. Imagine what
the Hillbots are going to say about Trump. I just hope he backhands
her.
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.Uh they have already tried that on Trump and it didn't work. If they try it again Trump has already hinted that he will attack hillary for using the woman card to get elected.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 08, 2016 09:48 AM (iONHu)
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>>I think the transition to woman is going to be easier than the transition to soft spoken.
My thoughts exactly! You can have a doctor amputate parts, but a doctor can't change your personality except through massive drugs or a lobotomy.
My thoughts exactly! You can have a doctor amputate parts, but a doctor can't change your personality except through massive drugs or a lobotomy.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2016 09:48 AM (NOIQH)
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Why aren't the Trump surrogates given the talking point of showing what a real racist statement by a politician is...
"...he's clean and doesn't speak with a negro dialect".
(As opposed to the vast majority of black Americans) - {the actual context and meaning}
Any time the reporters bring up Trump's remark, bring this up and ask if that particular reporter spent days asking every other democrat alive to denounce him.
"...he's clean and doesn't speak with a negro dialect".
(As opposed to the vast majority of black Americans) - {the actual context and meaning}
Any time the reporters bring up Trump's remark, bring this up and ask if that particular reporter spent days asking every other democrat alive to denounce him.
Posted by: jwest at June 08, 2016 09:48 AM (Zs4uk)
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"As noted above, the defining characteristic of the GOPe is that they
fully buy into the left's definition of what is or is not racist,
sexist, etc. The second the left says "that's sexist" they go into
instant defense mode, which does no good at all, because the Left will
never, ever say, "Oh, OK, now that I've heard your explanation I guess
you're really not a sexist pig.""
Exactly. Ryan and others distancing themselves will get no mercy from the left. Although they might get good seats to watch all the conservative racists and misogynists guillotined before it is their turn.
fully buy into the left's definition of what is or is not racist,
sexist, etc. The second the left says "that's sexist" they go into
instant defense mode, which does no good at all, because the Left will
never, ever say, "Oh, OK, now that I've heard your explanation I guess
you're really not a sexist pig.""
Exactly. Ryan and others distancing themselves will get no mercy from the left. Although they might get good seats to watch all the conservative racists and misogynists guillotined before it is their turn.
Posted by: Ripley at June 08, 2016 09:49 AM (1BQGO)
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342 I caught Glenn Beck talking with Mary Matlin (wife of the Ragin' Cajun Clinton hitman.) Not much there except she didn't sound very coherent at times. The funny part was Beck complaining that Trump and his people had refused to come onto his show. After calling Trump the next incarnation of Hitler, why would you go on his show?
Beck sounded a lot calmer. I wonder if they changed his meds.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 08, 2016 09:47 AM (Ee2nz)
After saying that Cruz's father was involved in the Kennedy assassination, I still see people here wondering why Cruz has not lined up behind Trump.
Neither side has exactly been covering themselves with glory here.
Beck sounded a lot calmer. I wonder if they changed his meds.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 08, 2016 09:47 AM (Ee2nz)
After saying that Cruz's father was involved in the Kennedy assassination, I still see people here wondering why Cruz has not lined up behind Trump.
Neither side has exactly been covering themselves with glory here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 08, 2016 09:49 AM (3ZoRf)
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As we all know, Trump supporters tend to cause violence.
Just as the AP..
https://twitter.com/ground_glass/status/740399068359331840
Just as the AP..
https://twitter.com/ground_glass/status/740399068359331840
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2016 09:50 AM (ptqRm)
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So I wonder how long Bill Clinton can keep up the Bela Lugosi impression.
They should think about possibly raiding a blood bank for the poor man.
They should think about possibly raiding a blood bank for the poor man.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 08, 2016 09:50 AM (4ng05)
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From the Fox business news site:
"The U.S. economy is forecast to grow 1.9 percent, down from 2.4
percent in 2015. The eurozone is expected to grow 1.6 percent, the same
as last year."
That's not growth, that stagnation.
"The U.S. economy is forecast to grow 1.9 percent, down from 2.4
percent in 2015. The eurozone is expected to grow 1.6 percent, the same
as last year."
That's not growth, that stagnation.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 08, 2016 09:50 AM (iONHu)
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>>minorities that the Republicans are trying to woo Posted by: JackStraw at June 08, 2016 09:48 AM (/tuJf)
Empirically proven bug, not feature.
Empirically proven bug, not feature.
Posted by: General Zod at June 08, 2016 09:50 AM (Bdeb0)
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Oh, yeah, the 870 is in the corner behind one door with a pill bottle over the muzzle, and the AR is behind the one leading to the bathroom. Had it so long it's actually an XM117A2, with nary a Picatinny to be seen.
Elsewhere in the house, I'm a big fan of hollow books on the shelves.
Elsewhere in the house, I'm a big fan of hollow books on the shelves.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez_and_the_dogs at June 08, 2016 09:51 AM (3X3ZR)
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As we all know, Trump supporters tend to cause violence.
Just as the AP..
https://twitter.com/ground_glass/status/740399068359331840
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2016 09:50 AM (ptqRm)
I just kicked my dog.
Doing my part.
Just as the AP..
https://twitter.com/ground_glass/status/740399068359331840
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 08, 2016 09:50 AM (ptqRm)
I just kicked my dog.
Doing my part.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 08, 2016 09:51 AM (4ng05)
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nervous mother here......youngest just drove off for the first time alone.....headed to his morning practice.....kind thoughts for his successful arrival and return would be appreciated.... my little boy is not a little boy anymore...
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Boy, does that take me back to the not too distant past. I remember my terror when Jr. Black first drove off to class. I was so worried, and he only had a less than 5 mile drive. I'm sure your lad will be just fine, Phoenixgirl!
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Boy, does that take me back to the not too distant past. I remember my terror when Jr. Black first drove off to class. I was so worried, and he only had a less than 5 mile drive. I'm sure your lad will be just fine, Phoenixgirl!
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 08, 2016 09:51 AM (+FSld)
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354 So I wonder how long Bill Clinton can keep up the Bela Lugosi impression.
They should think about possibly raiding a blood bank for the poor man.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 08, 2016 09:50 AM (4ng05)
I think Bill is something like a reverse-vampire. Instead of sucking blood to stay alive, he needs to be sucked to stay alive.... and I'm not talking about blood.
They should think about possibly raiding a blood bank for the poor man.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 08, 2016 09:50 AM (4ng05)
I think Bill is something like a reverse-vampire. Instead of sucking blood to stay alive, he needs to be sucked to stay alive.... and I'm not talking about blood.
Posted by: Haven Monehan at June 08, 2016 09:51 AM (KUaJL)
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My thoughts exactly! You can have a doctor amputate parts, but a doctor can't change your personality except through massive drugs or a lobotomy.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2016 09:48 AM (NOIQH)
I'm thinking that massive drugs are probably an issue here. With the spate of men deciding to be women, you have to wonder if they had women in their lives who made being a man such a living hell, that they decided if you can't beat them, join them? It seems to be the case with Bruce Jenner and the skank women. But who was like that in Richard Simmons' life? I thought he was gay?
My thoughts exactly! You can have a doctor amputate parts, but a doctor can't change your personality except through massive drugs or a lobotomy.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2016 09:48 AM (NOIQH)
I'm thinking that massive drugs are probably an issue here. With the spate of men deciding to be women, you have to wonder if they had women in their lives who made being a man such a living hell, that they decided if you can't beat them, join them? It seems to be the case with Bruce Jenner and the skank women. But who was like that in Richard Simmons' life? I thought he was gay?
Posted by: Moki at June 08, 2016 09:51 AM (ezHMO)
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Trump seemed to get that lesson when he announced
yesterday that he would no longer talk about the case. So at least he's
capable of learning. Posted by: JackStraw at June 08, 2016 09:48 AM (/tuJf)
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My reading suggested that DTs comments could get his own lawyers sanctioned. Does anyone believe that opposing counsel would let it pass? I'm sure that the word went out 'get your client under control' to avoid that.
yesterday that he would no longer talk about the case. So at least he's
capable of learning. Posted by: JackStraw at June 08, 2016 09:48 AM (/tuJf)
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My reading suggested that DTs comments could get his own lawyers sanctioned. Does anyone believe that opposing counsel would let it pass? I'm sure that the word went out 'get your client under control' to avoid that.
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 08, 2016 09:52 AM (MIKMs)
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One day, a public figure with enough wasta is going to completely demystify and deflate that stupid term once and for all by plainly and unambiguously owning it.
The public figure who proclaims, loudly and solidly, that being a fuckup is NOT a defining racial characteristic, and making decisions on the basis of who is and is not a fuckup is NOT racist, and anyone who believes otherwise is a fuckup with no business having a say in the course of the nation, will have my immediate gratitude for that alone.
The public figure who proclaims, loudly and solidly, that being a fuckup is NOT a defining racial characteristic, and making decisions on the basis of who is and is not a fuckup is NOT racist, and anyone who believes otherwise is a fuckup with no business having a say in the course of the nation, will have my immediate gratitude for that alone.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, readying the webcam at June 08, 2016 09:52 AM (9krrF)
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Beck sounded a lot calmer. I wonder if they changed his meds.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 08, 2016 09:47 AM (Ee2nz)
Paging Dr. Daniels. Dr. Jack Daniels...
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 08, 2016 09:47 AM (Ee2nz)
Paging Dr. Daniels. Dr. Jack Daniels...
Posted by: josephistan at June 08, 2016 09:52 AM (7HtZB)
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>>Exactly. Ryan and others distancing themselves will get no mercy from the left.
Oh, I'm sure they're getting first class service from the MSM and Dems right now, who are no doubt whispering in their ears that they really need to do something about Trump - they can work with a replacement, just not Trump.
Have we not seen this sucker play again and again with GOPe'ers like McCain, where he's lauded as "the last reasonable Republican! The right kind of Republican!" right up until he's the official nominee, and then it's "Release the hounds!!"?
Oh, I'm sure they're getting first class service from the MSM and Dems right now, who are no doubt whispering in their ears that they really need to do something about Trump - they can work with a replacement, just not Trump.
Have we not seen this sucker play again and again with GOPe'ers like McCain, where he's lauded as "the last reasonable Republican! The right kind of Republican!" right up until he's the official nominee, and then it's "Release the hounds!!"?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2016 09:52 AM (NOIQH)
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>>My reading suggested that DTs comments could get his own lawyers sanctioned. Does anyone believe that opposing counsel would let it pass? I'm sure that the word went out 'get your client under control' to avoid that.
Correct. If a lawyer tried to get a judge recused based on ethnicity it would open them up to sanctions.
Correct. If a lawyer tried to get a judge recused based on ethnicity it would open them up to sanctions.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 08, 2016 09:53 AM (/tuJf)
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"He was at an inner city event surrounded by minorities that the Republicans are trying to woo announcing the House Republican Platform that the party is going to be running on this fall. "
Gutless liar?
GOPe trying to woo. Promise more money on their EBT cards will probably work. Kasich approach.
Pick one.
What would Jesus say?
What would Hillary say?
What would Trump say.
What would Ryan say?
Was Ryan using an ebonics accent.
I remember when Ryan was Romney's wiz kid. Ryan wizzed once too often.
Can't be cantored fast enough.
Gutless liar?
GOPe trying to woo. Promise more money on their EBT cards will probably work. Kasich approach.
Pick one.
What would Jesus say?
What would Hillary say?
What would Trump say.
What would Ryan say?
Was Ryan using an ebonics accent.
I remember when Ryan was Romney's wiz kid. Ryan wizzed once too often.
Can't be cantored fast enough.
Posted by: ok at June 08, 2016 09:53 AM (j2xmV)
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"The U.S. economy is forecast to grow 1.9 percent, down from 2.4 percent in 2015. The eurozone is expected to grow 1.6 percent, the same as last year."
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That reminds me of an episode on Roseanne (I know, I know...) where Dan's bowling team came in 2nd to last. They were euphoric that they weren't dead last and jumped up and down with glee saying, "we're not the worst! we're not the worst!"
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That reminds me of an episode on Roseanne (I know, I know...) where Dan's bowling team came in 2nd to last. They were euphoric that they weren't dead last and jumped up and down with glee saying, "we're not the worst! we're not the worst!"
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 08, 2016 09:54 AM (+FSld)
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By the way, what is Bryan Pagliano doing for money these days? Is he employed? If not, then he's gone from 2 paychecks to zero, and yet the boy always looks dapper. Who's paying his legal bills? He's got an attorney who's got to cost a bundle. He's got a wife and 2 kids. Is she the one who's supporting the family right now?
By the way, what is Bryan Pagliano doing for money these days? Is he employed? If not, then he's gone from 2 paychecks to zero, and yet the boy always looks dapper. Who's paying his legal bills? He's got an attorney who's got to cost a bundle. He's got a wife and 2 kids. Is she the one who's supporting the family right now?
Posted by: iforgot at June 08, 2016 09:54 AM (pC96u)
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What exactly did you want him, as one of the leaders of the Republican Party, to say?
"Fuck you, you're a Democrat operative with a byline. Now screw and stay screwed."
But somehow, clowns like Ryan think that if they lick the media's boots enough, the bastards won't say mean things about them.
What exactly did you want him, as one of the leaders of the Republican Party, to say?
"Fuck you, you're a Democrat operative with a byline. Now screw and stay screwed."
But somehow, clowns like Ryan think that if they lick the media's boots enough, the bastards won't say mean things about them.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2016 09:55 AM (X6fMO)
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Reading a European news wire the said a clown is running against the first women to be ready for the WH...This is the first time I've heard Trump called a clown...I wonder what they will call him if he is elected.
Posted by: Colin at June 08, 2016 09:56 AM (fxoKC)
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Are post-middle-age men more prone to go tranny because of dropping testosterone levels? Particularly ones like Jenner and Simmons who had a lot of physical training in their younger days?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2016 09:56 AM (mBYZv)
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So if I decide to reattach my ween I can use Superglue?
Posted by: Richard Simmons at June 08, 2016 09:56 AM (gwG9s)
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All the left does each and every day and twice on Sunday's is play racial politics and divide Americans into interest groups and hyphenated Americans. THAT is what we should be pounding the left on. Grow a pair
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2016 09:57 AM (zp+j1)
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..I wonder what they will call him if he is elected.
Posted by: Colin at June 08, 2016 09:56 AM (fxoKC)
Mr. President
Posted by: Colin at June 08, 2016 09:56 AM (fxoKC)
Mr. President
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 08, 2016 09:57 AM (zp+j1)
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Doctors at Hopkins are now performing penis transplants.
I wonder if the transplant recipient gets any choice in the organ. Do they get to chose the dimensions?
I wonder if the transplant recipient gets any choice in the organ. Do they get to chose the dimensions?
Posted by: Haven Monehan at June 08, 2016 09:57 AM (KUaJL)
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...I'm sure that the word went out 'get your client under control' to avoid that...
Wasn't necessary. Trump had already made his point. The Judge had already started to change his orders so that he wouldn't look like the partisan hack he is.
Does anyone believe this won't be dropped as soon as the election is over. Remeber that reporter that had her arm ripped off. Anyone think her suit isn't going to be dropped after the election?
Partisan hackery and you fell for it.
Where is Dan Rather and the 60 second jerk-offs when you need them?
Wasn't necessary. Trump had already made his point. The Judge had already started to change his orders so that he wouldn't look like the partisan hack he is.
Does anyone believe this won't be dropped as soon as the election is over. Remeber that reporter that had her arm ripped off. Anyone think her suit isn't going to be dropped after the election?
Partisan hackery and you fell for it.
Where is Dan Rather and the 60 second jerk-offs when you need them?
Posted by: ok at June 08, 2016 09:57 AM (j2xmV)
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Art thread up.
Posted by: HH at June 08, 2016 09:58 AM (DrCtv)
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Correct. If a lawyer tried to get a judge recused based on ethnicity it would open them up to sanctions.
What about getting a judge recused based on his membership to a racist organization?
What about getting a judge recused based on his membership to a racist organization?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2016 09:58 AM (0DVOr)
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67 . . . Incidentally, for a time there, without being overtly
sexual/voluptuous, Meg Ryan was just about as lovely as any actress
in the history of Hollywood.
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Indeed she was. Partly because of her, You've Got Mail, the semi-remake of the 1940 James Stewart vehicle The Shop Around the Corner, is one of my favorite flicks. Though I've heard that Meg was the top choice at one point to play the lead, the sociopathic wife eventually played by Nicole Kidman, in To Die For. Not sure how that would have worked out.
sexual/voluptuous, Meg Ryan was just about as lovely as any actress
in the history of Hollywood.
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Indeed she was. Partly because of her, You've Got Mail, the semi-remake of the 1940 James Stewart vehicle The Shop Around the Corner, is one of my favorite flicks. Though I've heard that Meg was the top choice at one point to play the lead, the sociopathic wife eventually played by Nicole Kidman, in To Die For. Not sure how that would have worked out.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 08, 2016 09:58 AM (txdEq)
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Simmons never was especially buff.
There is a theory that at least some of Jenner's odd feelings probably first appeared after coming off steroids used during his career.
There is a theory that at least some of Jenner's odd feelings probably first appeared after coming off steroids used during his career.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 08, 2016 09:58 AM (mhQ4r)
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371 Reading a European news wire the said a clown is running against the first women to be ready for the WH...This is the first time I've heard Trump called a clown...I wonder what they will call him if he is elected.
Posted by: Colin at June 08, 2016 09:56 AM (fxoKC)
I know. Trump is as universally hated as Obama was loved. Some, not many, and certainly not most, eventually woke up the our hollow man president. It would be cool to see the opposite sequence happen with Trump.
Posted by: Colin at June 08, 2016 09:56 AM (fxoKC)
I know. Trump is as universally hated as Obama was loved. Some, not many, and certainly not most, eventually woke up the our hollow man president. It would be cool to see the opposite sequence happen with Trump.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 08, 2016 09:58 AM (4ng05)
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>>the House Republican Platform that the party is going to be running on this fall."
There is no "House Republican Platform." There is the Democratic White House agenda that is presented as a fait accompli to the House, and there are the House Republicans who facilitate passing of that agenda in Congress.
Paul Ryan is a worm.
There is no "House Republican Platform." There is the Democratic White House agenda that is presented as a fait accompli to the House, and there are the House Republicans who facilitate passing of that agenda in Congress.
Paul Ryan is a worm.
Posted by: General Zod at June 08, 2016 09:59 AM (Bdeb0)
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As I've mentioned before...
The way to defeat the left and destroy the democrat party for generations is for Trump, high-profile republicans and the right wing media to jump on a campaign of attacking the democrat party for being racist.
It would be easy to show how the democrat elite have conspired to keep the black population uneducated and in poverty in order to keep in power and enrich themselves.
For blacks, it explains why they haven't seen the progress they should have in the past 60 years. It gives them the villain they need to focus their anger. Hating and blaming republicans for the past 6 decades hasn't worked to bring the changes they need.
Toss some money into some hard-hitting docu-ads and it can bring a sea change to elections.
We don't get any of the black vote now, so there is absolutely nothing to lose.
The way to defeat the left and destroy the democrat party for generations is for Trump, high-profile republicans and the right wing media to jump on a campaign of attacking the democrat party for being racist.
It would be easy to show how the democrat elite have conspired to keep the black population uneducated and in poverty in order to keep in power and enrich themselves.
For blacks, it explains why they haven't seen the progress they should have in the past 60 years. It gives them the villain they need to focus their anger. Hating and blaming republicans for the past 6 decades hasn't worked to bring the changes they need.
Toss some money into some hard-hitting docu-ads and it can bring a sea change to elections.
We don't get any of the black vote now, so there is absolutely nothing to lose.
Posted by: jwest at June 08, 2016 09:59 AM (Zs4uk)
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..I wonder what they will call him if he is elected.
Posted by: Colin at June 08, 2016 09:56 AM (fxoKC)
Mr. President"
Master ... but only in a Jedi way :-)
Posted by: Colin at June 08, 2016 09:56 AM (fxoKC)
Mr. President"
Master ... but only in a Jedi way :-)
Posted by: ok at June 08, 2016 09:59 AM (j2xmV)
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373 So if I decide to reattach my ween I can use Superglue?
Posted by: Richard Simmons at June 08, 2016 09:56 AM (gwG9s)
Johnson-Weld 16 - it has to be good for something.
Posted by: Richard Simmons at June 08, 2016 09:56 AM (gwG9s)
Johnson-Weld 16 - it has to be good for something.
Posted by: josephistan at June 08, 2016 10:00 AM (7HtZB)
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>>One day, a public figure with enough wasta is going to completely
demystify and deflate that stupid term once and for all by plainly and
unambiguously owning it.
"Milo Opens Cultural Appropriation Speech With Mexican Mariachi Band"
(while wearing a poncho)
demystify and deflate that stupid term once and for all by plainly and
unambiguously owning it.
"Milo Opens Cultural Appropriation Speech With Mexican Mariachi Band"
(while wearing a poncho)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2016 10:00 AM (NOIQH)
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What exactly did you want him, as one of the leaders of the Republican Party, to say?
----------------------
Maybe the same thing we're saying. "I don't know about 'Mexican,' but La Raza is an organization dedicated to inequal justice."
What exactly did you want him, as one of the leaders of the Republican Party, to say?
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Maybe the same thing we're saying. "I don't know about 'Mexican,' but La Raza is an organization dedicated to inequal justice."
Posted by: iforgot at June 08, 2016 10:00 AM (pC96u)
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Two things that I don't want to happen, and they might not, but I dread. Now that Hillary is "officially", ahem, the nominee, Comey will announce that it would be inappropriate to pursue charges lest they unduly influence the election. Also, that a "normalcy" bias will settle on the electorate and Hillary will be the "normal" candidate, Trump a fringe figure who was kinda fun to watch for a few months, but the real world needs a serious person in the White House and what's more serious than a former Senator and Sec State? I hope the opposite happens on both counts, but not holding my breath.
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 08, 2016 10:00 AM (2cS/G)
390
Simmons never was especially buff.
No, but he taught aerobics and exercise for his whole career.
No, but he taught aerobics and exercise for his whole career.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2016 10:01 AM (mBYZv)
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"The U.S. economy is forecast to grow 1.9 percent, down from 2.4 percent in 2015. The eurozone is expected to grow 1.6 percent, the same as last year."
Also, the chocolate ration will be increased to 30 grams beginning in the third quarter.
Also, the chocolate ration will be increased to 30 grams beginning in the third quarter.
Posted by: V the K at June 08, 2016 10:04 AM (O7MnT)
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>>The way to defeat the left and destroy the democrat party for
generations is for Trump, high-profile republicans and the right wing
media to jump on a campaign of attacking the democrat party for being
racist.
They have to crank up the Alinsky #4 to freakin' 11on everything Hillary, Obama and the Dems say. Leave no hypocrisy hidden, scorched earth on double-standards.
Seriously, things have gotten so wacky in the last few years it would be so easy to do this. For example: "Oh, you're worried about rape culture but you don't want university to do criminal background checks on applicants?"
generations is for Trump, high-profile republicans and the right wing
media to jump on a campaign of attacking the democrat party for being
racist.
They have to crank up the Alinsky #4 to freakin' 11on everything Hillary, Obama and the Dems say. Leave no hypocrisy hidden, scorched earth on double-standards.
Seriously, things have gotten so wacky in the last few years it would be so easy to do this. For example: "Oh, you're worried about rape culture but you don't want university to do criminal background checks on applicants?"
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2016 10:04 AM (NOIQH)
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"Trump is as universally hated as Obama was loved. "
That is the Mythos.
About to be crushed.
Sweet Federal money is going to dry up. All these people married to the Government are going to be divorced and find they signed a pre-nup.
Obama will be a synonym for toilet paper in ten years. If Trump delivers he will replace Reagan in the pantheon.
Obama conspiracy theories will replace JFK conspiracies.
That is the Mythos.
About to be crushed.
Sweet Federal money is going to dry up. All these people married to the Government are going to be divorced and find they signed a pre-nup.
Obama will be a synonym for toilet paper in ten years. If Trump delivers he will replace Reagan in the pantheon.
Obama conspiracy theories will replace JFK conspiracies.
Posted by: ok at June 08, 2016 10:07 AM (j2xmV)
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>>Also, the chocolate ration will be increased to 30 grams beginning in the third quarter.
Heh. I imagine the MSM thinks this is OK because it exceeds expectations.
Loved how when anything grew/improved under Bush it was still reported as a negative because it did not meet expectations. Whose expectations they never mentioned, naturally.
Heh. I imagine the MSM thinks this is OK because it exceeds expectations.
Loved how when anything grew/improved under Bush it was still reported as a negative because it did not meet expectations. Whose expectations they never mentioned, naturally.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 08, 2016 10:07 AM (NOIQH)
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>>>No, but he taught aerobics and exercise for his whole career.
Maybe to be more explicit, Simmons was never a high-testosterone guy.
Maybe to be more explicit, Simmons was never a high-testosterone guy.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 08, 2016 10:12 AM (mhQ4r)
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Particularly ones like Jenner and Simmons who had a lot of physical training in their younger days?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2016 09:56 AM (mBYZv)
The 2 cases don't seem at all similar to me. If you time-traveled back to the 70's and told people Jenner would end up believing himself to be a woman, nobody would have believed you. Nobody thought of Jenner as anything but a heterosexual man.
If you time-traveled back to the 70's and told people Simmons would end up believing himself to be a woman, people would said, "Doesn't he think that now? Dude makes Liberace look butch."
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 08, 2016 09:56 AM (mBYZv)
The 2 cases don't seem at all similar to me. If you time-traveled back to the 70's and told people Jenner would end up believing himself to be a woman, nobody would have believed you. Nobody thought of Jenner as anything but a heterosexual man.
If you time-traveled back to the 70's and told people Simmons would end up believing himself to be a woman, people would said, "Doesn't he think that now? Dude makes Liberace look butch."
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at June 08, 2016 10:12 AM (u0lmX)
397
My gun store has Ruger 9E's for $300.
I really should make my next purchase a rifle, but that's a lotta gun for $300.
I feel a bit of irresponsible spending coming on.
I really should make my next purchase a rifle, but that's a lotta gun for $300.
I feel a bit of irresponsible spending coming on.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 08, 2016 10:16 AM (ZEzaq)
398
"370
What exactly did you want him, as one of the leaders of the Republican Party, to say?
"Fuck you, you're a Democrat operative with a byline. Now screw and stay screwed."
But somehow, clowns like Ryan think that if they lick the media's boots enough, the bastards won't say mean things about them.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2016 09:55 AM (X6fMO) "
My thought exactly.
What exactly did you want him, as one of the leaders of the Republican Party, to say?
"Fuck you, you're a Democrat operative with a byline. Now screw and stay screwed."
But somehow, clowns like Ryan think that if they lick the media's boots enough, the bastards won't say mean things about them.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 08, 2016 09:55 AM (X6fMO) "
My thought exactly.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez_and_the_dogs at June 08, 2016 10:32 AM (3X3ZR)
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Re: Glocks "Stupid place to put the safety".
It's intentional. Glocks were initially designed for military use. They have over 1/3 of the US law enforcement market.
Idea is that in military and police applications user shouldn't have to try to remember if an exterior manual safety is on or off. The safety is inside and prevents accidental discharges.
So if you pull the trigger it always goes off. If you don't pull the trigger it doesn't.
Police accidental discharges with Glocks nearly always involve knucklehead stuff. Which statistically will happen when you have so many in active use every day.
It's intentional. Glocks were initially designed for military use. They have over 1/3 of the US law enforcement market.
Idea is that in military and police applications user shouldn't have to try to remember if an exterior manual safety is on or off. The safety is inside and prevents accidental discharges.
So if you pull the trigger it always goes off. If you don't pull the trigger it doesn't.
Police accidental discharges with Glocks nearly always involve knucklehead stuff. Which statistically will happen when you have so many in active use every day.
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