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“Straight” Guys Are Having More Bisexual Sex Than Ever Before, Study Finds: Life is more fun when you take of... https://t.co/x0qbYDPfax
— The Good Men Project (@GoodMenProject) June 5, 2016
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 08:22 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at June 06, 2016 08:23 PM (kSJLl)
"I'm straight except for the cock in my ass and the occasional tasteful sip of penis."
Posted by: buzzion at June 06, 2016 08:23 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: no good deed at June 06, 2016 08:24 PM (9nt94)
Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 08:26 PM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: Oblig. at June 06, 2016 08:26 PM (hjEjJ)
Fuck all of these people, I'm sick of this shit.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 08:26 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Mr. Mxyzptlk at June 06, 2016 08:27 PM (kHJ3a)
Posted by: CrustyB at June 06, 2016 08:27 PM (Hnglq)
Posted by: Pave Low John at June 06, 2016 08:30 PM (b5yHT)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 06, 2016 08:30 PM (ef6pV)
Or are we claiming there's now a rash of straight guys who, like women, 'experimented' a bit with a roommate in college but are now strictly taco tasters? Maybe a little bit because of gays becoming more visible in society, but I still call bullshit on this being any sort of 'trend.' Most guys still never have and never will have consensual sex with another dude.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 08:31 PM (kumBu)
Maybe all that complaining about hormones in chicken was true. Anyone checked the T-levels of the new generation?
Posted by: Splunge at June 06, 2016 08:31 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at June 06, 2016 08:31 PM (r6ujM)
There's a reason they call me President of These United States.
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 06, 2016 08:31 PM (jO7js)
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 08:32 PM (6kxiP)
Who are we to insist that words should mean anything at all.
Posted by: jmt at June 06, 2016 08:32 PM (I8vjj)
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 08:33 PM (6kxiP)
Posted by: The New Lexicon They're Pushing at June 06, 2016 08:33 PM (jO7js)
Posted by: Zhytamyr at June 06, 2016 08:33 PM (91nzM)
Posted by: Splunge at June 06, 2016 08:33 PM (iMxBJ)
What kinda perv tricks others into sexing baby chicks?!
Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 08:34 PM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: Related News Stories at June 06, 2016 08:34 PM (6kxiP)
Posted by: Zombie Oscar Wilde at June 06, 2016 08:35 PM (bIhmV)
Reject it. Reject it soundly.
You don't have to eat an actual shit sandwich to know it is going to taste and smell like shit.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 06, 2016 08:35 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: jmt at June 06, 2016 08:32 PM (I8vjj)
I identify as the Emperor of the Universe by divine right. So according to their rules where what's in your headspace trumps objective reality, what I say is will of Heaven and so it shall be done.
And I say that this is a bunch of horseshit.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 08:35 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at June 06, 2016 08:35 PM (gISTG)
Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 08:36 PM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 06, 2016 08:36 PM (5J2lM)
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 08:37 PM (6kxiP)
C. Your last name is Rodgers and you play quarterback for a certain NFL team
.....gay!!!
Posted by: Navycopjoe at June 06, 2016 08:38 PM (gISTG)
"So join me as I sing,
Of an activity that's fun..."
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 06, 2016 08:38 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Mark at June 06, 2016 08:39 PM (vruxT)
Posted by: Splunge at June 06, 2016 08:33 PM (iMxBJ) "
"If a man builds a thousand bridges and sucks one dick, they don't call him a bridge-builder... they call him a cocksucker." - Woody Harrelson's character in Play It To The Bone.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 08:40 PM (kumBu)
The gay marriage argument was all about expanding the potential partner pool (i.e., mainstreaming/destigmatizing homosexuality).
Posted by: Mark at June 06, 2016 08:39 PM (vruxT)
That's all anything is about with them. More things to stick their dingalings into. That's all they care about.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 08:40 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Splunge at June 06, 2016 08:40 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 06, 2016 08:40 PM (/JWIn)
Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at June 06, 2016 08:41 PM (1JnAL)
Ok
Man walks into a bar near closing time, and orders 6 shots of whisky. The bartender asks if he is driving, the man says no, so barkeep lines up six shots, and watches as the man slams them down.
Curious, he asks "hey buddy, what's the occassion?"
the man replies, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob"
The bartenders breaks into a smile and pops another shot on the bar and says "this ones on me"
The guy says, " no thanks, if six won't kill the taste...."
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 06, 2016 08:41 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: Fritz at June 06, 2016 08:42 PM (f40FU)
"I'm right here-or are you really just a closet homophobe?"
*gulp*
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 06, 2016 08:42 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 08:42 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Stan Marsh at June 06, 2016 08:43 PM (6kxiP)
There is no such thing as a bisexual male human. Those who claim it are just conflicted homosexuals, trying to be normal, but have that itch. Straight men don't have that itch. At all.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 08:43 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Ashle Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at June 06, 2016 08:43 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2016 08:43 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: The Diceman at June 06, 2016 08:43 PM (iLoHX)
Gays have been saying everybody is gay for decades of not centuries. They are invested in the concept emotionally. Doesn't make it true
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 08:43 PM (zOTsN)
Why do I have a feeling these "straight" guys like the male part of the bisexual experience a lot more than that other thing?
Well, what do you expect in a society where males and females can be considered bona fide members of the opposite sex based solely on feelz?
In a few years, heterosexual sex acts will be deemed discriminatory and hateful. Maybe they'll be outlawed in a decade or two.
Posted by: chique d'afrique, former Republican at June 06, 2016 08:44 PM (mBYZv)
Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 08:44 PM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 06, 2016 08:44 PM (C9pBZ)
And if this is true, then what does that make of "born this way" arguments.
Is it a choice or not
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 08:44 PM (zOTsN)
Try tried to argue that pedophilia with boys was committed mostly by straight men, and not by true homosexuals. It was infuriating. The abuse of language made you dizzy after a while.
Posted by: SpongJohn SquarePantheist at June 06, 2016 08:44 PM (6a1ih)
Posted by: Things Bisexual Males Say at June 06, 2016 08:44 PM (iLoHX)
Posted by: Pave Low John at June 06, 2016 08:30 PM (b5yHT)
-----
Precisely. And after relieving his perfectly normal male urges, honor requires the man on top to remand into custody for execution the disgusting unislamic deviant he's just finished fudge-packing. Allahu Akbar.
Posted by: ISIS Spokes-Monster at June 06, 2016 08:44 PM (C+zRM)
Posted by: AIDS Ambassador Charlie Sheen at June 06, 2016 08:45 PM (jO7js)
Posted by: Just the Punchlines... at June 06, 2016 08:45 PM (6kxiP)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2016 08:45 PM (iLoHX)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 08:46 PM (DMWVF)
We already hear that if you are grossed out by gay sex you are a homophobe. Hetero preference is bigoted
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 08:46 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: alfaphile at June 06, 2016 08:46 PM (wcLR9)
Yeah, you'll always know your pal
If you've ever navigated his alimentary canal
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 06, 2016 08:46 PM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2016 08:46 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 06, 2016 08:47 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: Zettai "The Church Lady" Ryoiki at June 06, 2016 08:47 PM (kP16F)
man in a hospital gown runs into a bar and yells "bartender! ten shots of your best whiskey!"
shocked, the bartender lines em up and his jaw drops watching the guy drop em like water, one after the other.
bartender says "Holy moly, never seen anyone drink like that!"
man says "you would too, if you had what I have!"
"oh no - what do you have?"
"two dollars"
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 06, 2016 08:47 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: Tyrion Lannister at June 06, 2016 08:47 PM (JTtuQ)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 08:47 PM (DMWVF)
Really? Almost 10% of men have had gay sex?
That seems off to me. Way high.
Posted by: Taco Shack at June 06, 2016 08:47 PM (C+qQ0)
" I'm going over to Reiken's to watch the Game and I want my balls to be extra smooth."
Posted by: Modern Man at June 06, 2016 08:48 PM (6kxiP)
Real guys like homo sex? Next thing you'll try and tell me is that America elected a commie to the White House!
https://youtu.be/cWi182CMJY8 (sfw, unless you work with commies)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 06, 2016 08:48 PM (T/cxb)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 08:48 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 06, 2016 08:48 PM (C9pBZ)
Homosexuals:
90% in vivo developmental error.
The rest are sucked into it.
{rim shot}
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2016 08:48 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bisexual Studies Major at June 06, 2016 08:48 PM (iLoHX)
Posted by: The Diceman
Sorry, I remember his routine.
Posted by: t-bird at June 06, 2016 08:48 PM (jO7js)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 08:49 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: The Diceman at June 06, 2016 08:43 PM (iLoHX)
So it's strictly bi-nary?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 08:50 PM (DMWVF)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 08:48 PM (zOTsN)
We actually have a MAS Code for that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2016 08:50 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2016 08:50 PM (iLoHX)
Posted by: Fritz at June 06, 2016 08:50 PM (f40FU)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 06, 2016 08:51 PM (6kxiP)
guys who want just a sip of penis maybe...
"why not?"
Me?
Blood borne pathogens and watching the Glee Gang die in the 80s cured ANY curiosity...
THANK GOD we are snowing the public on risk ratios so people feel good about their formerly DSM assignable hang-ups.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 08:51 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2016 08:50 PM (Ozsfq)
Pretty soon there will be a service medal for it too.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 06, 2016 08:51 PM (kKHcp)
Although I have known some people whose gayness was definitely nature, not nurture, as far as I could tell.
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2016 08:51 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: Drc at June 06, 2016 08:51 PM (QuZ50)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 06, 2016 08:51 PM (DYIg/)
Posted by: Frogman GI Joe at June 06, 2016 08:52 PM (6kxiP)
Like EoJ was fond of saying, "sip of penis" you makes your choices....
then again guys with dicks can self-id as chick to win races...
we are in a strange strange land.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 08:52 PM (g8Hfr)
Fuck all of these people, I'm sick of this shit.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 08:26 PM (HalrA)
So you insist that 2 plus 2 does not equal 5, comrade?
We will see about that.
Posted by: O'Brien at June 06, 2016 08:52 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 06, 2016 08:53 PM (T/cxb)
Posted by: SpongJohn SquarePantheist at June 06, 2016 08:53 PM (6a1ih)
And that means 90% haven't and wouldn't. And that makes that article either propaganda or click bait
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 08:53 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 06, 2016 08:53 PM (iRosR)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 08:54 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2016 08:54 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at June 06, 2016 08:54 PM (6kxiP)
'Cept me, I'm the designated driver.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 06, 2016 08:53 PM (T/cxb)
Cumming right up!
*fap fap fap*
*shake shake shake*
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 08:54 PM (DMWVF)
Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 08:54 PM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 06, 2016 08:54 PM (SeD0w)
Women are by their nature "affectionate"
add some booze and the right lighting and "chances are"
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 08:54 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 06, 2016 08:54 PM (cjVcY)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 06, 2016 08:54 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 08:55 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 08:55 PM (6kxiP)
If Savannah is ever wiped off the planet, will someone please pay my poor lib sister a couple million for our deaths?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 08:55 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 08:56 PM (DMWVF)
LMAO...oops better make that LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2016 08:56 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 08:57 PM (1ZOkK)
Now, is that cultural or just natural. It's hard to say with shit like that, but I think it's inborn.
Now, lesbo, well, you know. Hot chicks going at it, the more the better, with me hopefully jumping in, that's another matter (and it seems to be quite the normal male thing going on there.....)
However, that's one thing. But even the 100% goldstar Rosie O'Donnel in flannel lesbo shit has never given me that "kill it with fire!" vibe. To hell with him, but let 'em be is the basic sense.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 08:57 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2016 08:57 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 08:58 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2016 08:58 PM (p2X2f)
Not with us, with us it is transactional....
with each other...
Look I have never and will never in my life hold hands under a fucking bathroom stall....
and shitting is NOT a tribal "let's work together" relay race for males....
Boys and Gals are different...not better or worse just different.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 08:58 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2016 08:58 PM (iLoHX)
Posted by: @votermom at June 06, 2016 08:58 PM (7lVbc)
Speaking of gay
Hillary just went over the top
Of delegates
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 08:58 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Social Conservatives Everywhere at June 06, 2016 08:58 PM (zrrza)
There is no bi-sexual. You take cock, or you don't. I'm sick of this bullshit effort to mainstream all the deviant behavior. Homosexuality is not NORMAL. If you're gay, fine, that's your thing. Stop trying to sell it as normal. It's not. It's ok to be abnormal, but stop trying to recruit for this shit.
What a stupid time to be alive. Ekdahl is the Cicero of our times.
Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at June 06, 2016 08:58 PM (cgH9o)
Ghey is the new normal at colleges and high scrools. The chicks are true attention whores, doing it to get a rise out of guys and be avant garde. Guys are just infected with p.c. bull shit. It'll leave a mark.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 06, 2016 08:59 PM (SeD0w)
Only in the fevered minds of the science-benighted, cognitive dissidence Left.
Which is all of the Left.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2016 08:59 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 08:59 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 08:58 PM (1ZOkK)
He might get one of the three. If really lucky, two.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 08:59 PM (DMWVF)
Posted by: Mark at June 06, 2016 08:59 PM (vruxT)
Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 08:59 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 09:00 PM (OC+TJ)
A. You liked it
B. You're in the Air Force
Posted by: Navycopjoe at June 06, 2016 08:35 PM (gISTG)
Was in the commissary yesterday and, in the juice aisle, saw some guy with a rat of a dog strapped to his chest like it was a newborn. Two thoughts crossed my mind: "He's Navy" and "I didn't think they allowed dogs in here."
Well, they don't.
As he and his partner were using the self-checkout by me, a manager approached him and told him that dogs weren't allowed in the commissary.
"But what if, it's like, a service dog. Y'know, for emotional support?" (Way past gaydar being confirmed at this point.)
"Do you have papers certifying it as a service dog?"
"Well, um, no, I didn't know you needed papers."
"We don't allow dogs in here unless it's a certified service dog, like for wounded vets."
Dog owner flounces over to his partner, saying, "I'd better go. I think I'm going to get into trouble" and leaves in dramatic fashion.
I did my best to ignore them and not give them the attention they apparently wanted.
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 06, 2016 09:00 PM (K27gs)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2016 09:00 PM (u82oZ)
it ain't a f*ckin' cat.
Posted by: Mega at June 06, 2016 09:00 PM (EdXI9)
This is a Brad Thor Thriller after all....let me know if the Greys, the Masons, the Shriners, and the Tri-lateral Commission work their way in.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:01 PM (g8Hfr)
Why do I have a feeling these "straight" guys like the male part of the bisexual experience a lot more than that other thing?
Well, what do you expect in a society where males and females can be considered bona fide members of the opposite sex based solely on feelz?
In a few years, heterosexual sex acts will be deemed discriminatory and hateful. Maybe they'll be outlawed in a decade or two.
Posted by: chique d'afrique, former Republican at June 06, 2016 08:44 PM (mBYZv)
They're totes straight but with chicks they're only interested in "greek style"
Posted by: buzzion at June 06, 2016 09:01 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 08:59 PM (DMWVF)
Thankfully, he's not particular about her being a great beauty, but he wants Smart and Conservative. All I can say to him is Good Luck.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:01 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:02 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Winston Wolfe at June 06, 2016 09:02 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2016 09:02 PM (iLoHX)
According to the Hot-Crazy Matrix ... yes. That's not going to happen. Unless he finds a Unicorn. Or he's dating a tranny.
FYI - The Crazy Line on the Hot-Crazy Matrix starts at Four.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 06, 2016 09:02 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: @votermom at June 06, 2016 08:58 PM (7lVbc)
Yep, pretty much. The barbarians certainly outbred the Empire, for sure. Direct relationship between ease and affluence and birthrates, homosexuality not withstanding.
Seems that a lot of gay activities, and general decadence, comes from a dulled and jaded reaction to stimulus.
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2016 09:02 PM (sdxPm)
God help us if we get into a real war.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:03 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Chi at June 06, 2016 09:03 PM (DoY1a)
I guess if they rebooted "Galaxy Quest" Alexander Dane would have to lisp "I played Edward the Second..."
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 06, 2016 09:03 PM (6FqZa)
Hillary just went over the top
Of delegates
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 08:58 PM (zOTsN)
---------------------
So now it's going to be 2 solid news days of:
- Trump said "Mexican"
- Hillary partying her criminal ass off
- Muhammad Ali is dead and Trump is alive, we must fix this
So for me, it's Frasier reruns.
Posted by: iforgot at June 06, 2016 09:03 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: freaked at June 06, 2016 09:03 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 08:59 PM (DMWVF)
Thankfully, he's not particular about her being a great beauty, but he wants Smart and Conservative. All I can say to him is Good Luck.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:01 PM (1ZOkK)
Well I wish him happy unicorn-hunting.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 09:03 PM (DMWVF)
Posted by: Adriane the Pop Psychology Critic ... at June 06, 2016 09:03 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:02 PM (zOTsN)
No clue. They both looked Navy, but sure as heck didn't act like professional military.
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 06, 2016 09:04 PM (K27gs)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:05 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 06, 2016 09:05 PM (ptqRm)
Tell him to look for good, true, and honest instead. Even if she looks like a warthog and is dumb as a sack of tackhammers, she'll be better in the long run.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:05 PM (39g3+)
God help us if we get into a real war.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:03 PM (39g3+)
Slapfight at checkout 4. Slapfight at checkout counter 4.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 09:05 PM (DMWVF)
Posted by: straight guy at June 06, 2016 09:06 PM (MwiFE)
That's also single? Yeah, I think he was doomed long before this. But if he does find the last one left in America, let me know if she has a sister.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 09:06 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 09:06 PM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: no good deed at June 06, 2016 08:24 PM (9nt94)
This pie box has shit in it!
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid. Vanilla Beans are from Meheeco at June 06, 2016 09:06 PM (HX7Lp)
Posted by: TeamRawDog at June 06, 2016 09:06 PM (ab2et)
LOL. Son said, "We call those wives 'Dependopotomuses."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:06 PM (1ZOkK)
No clue. They both looked Navy, but sure as heck didn't act like professional military.
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 06, 2016 09:04 PM (K27gs)
That doesn't rule out Air Force.......
*slinks away, giggling*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 06, 2016 09:07 PM (LuZz8)
***
I double-dog dare ya!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 06, 2016 09:07 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 06, 2016 09:07 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:07 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Willy J. at June 06, 2016 09:07 PM (LncQn)
Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 09:07 PM (qUNWi)
God help us if we get into a real war.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
Our gay brigade vs their gay brigade.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 06, 2016 09:07 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 09:05 PM (DMWVF)
It would be entertaining to see the on-duty SFers stand there and gape at the idiocy before breaking it up.
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 06, 2016 09:08 PM (K27gs)
Being gay in the military right now is THE AWESOME SAUCE!
You get ten days of uncharged leave to get married, you are never guilty of sexual misconduct....
awesome!
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:08 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 06, 2016 09:04 PM (K27gs)
That's a shot right. I know a shot when I see one, and that was a shot!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2016 09:08 PM (Ozsfq)
*****
Yeah, cuz there are no latent gay vibes built into that show at all.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 09:08 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at June 06, 2016 09:08 PM (FQKBL)
Bing Burning Man Festival___s, if you need some tutoring on what the Left is after.
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2016 09:08 PM (sdxPm)
Totally emasculated. Afraid to talk to girls.
So of course they're going to go gay.
/which is OK, because we don't need their genes in the pool...
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at June 06, 2016 09:08 PM (AHDxb)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: The Diceman at June 06, 2016 08:43 PM (iLoHX)
So it's strictly bi-nary?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 08:50 PM (DMWVF)
No.
You can vote libertarian.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2016 09:09 PM (HGtd0)
'Give me a Lever and place to stand ...'
Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2016 09:09 PM (6kxiP)
Being gay in the military right now is THE AWESOME SAUCE!
You get ten days of uncharged leave to get married, you are never guilty of sexual misconduct....
awesome!
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:08 PM (g8Hfr)
Actually it does shock me. I have never seen a scene like that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2016 09:09 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:09 PM (zOTsN)
The porn stache is i give away.
Or the golf clubs in the back seat.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 06, 2016 09:09 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: straight guy at June 06, 2016 09:09 PM (MwiFE)
When girls experiment, its normal. I mean, who wouldn't want to be with
a pretty girl? But guys? Lumpy, hairy, smelly men? What the hell is
wrong with you?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:08 PM (39g3+)
a girl experimenting with a girl is normal? then i'm not normal because that has never happened....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 06, 2016 09:09 PM (0O7c5)
It's why we are going to be Brazil by 2050.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:09 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 09:10 PM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:10 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: The Left, Once at June 06, 2016 09:11 PM (hxUdS)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2016 09:08 PM (Ozsfq)
How did you hear it over your dental drill?
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 06, 2016 09:11 PM (K27gs)
I blame those bastards.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 06, 2016 09:11 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 06, 2016 09:07 PM (SEXy3)
Hey, at least that's upfront and honest!
And I fell for that don't knock it if you haven't tried it crap before, from my wife.
She would jump in Lake Michigan on New Years day, and I said it was fucking stupid, and she said I couldn't say that if I never did it.
So I did.
It is fucking stupid.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 06, 2016 09:11 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at June 06, 2016 09:11 PM (AHDxb)
You're only gay if:
A. You liked it
B. You're in the Air Force
Posted by: Navycopjoe at June 06, 2016 08:35 PM (gISTG)
C. You're a Cubs fan, according to a YouTube parody of "Go, Cubs, Go"-- contains lines like "Hey, Chicago, your team is gay." http://tinyurl.com/hjorcn9
(Ducks before navycopjoe turns into a reasonable facsimile of SMOD).
Posted by: Basement Cat at June 06, 2016 09:12 PM (3C9q2)
I blame those bastards.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 06, 2016 09:11 PM (SEXy3)
South Park's "Metrosexual" episode.
Posted by: buzzion at June 06, 2016 09:12 PM (z/Ubi)
Study?
I have no doubt if we delve into this 'study' we'll find fundamental flaws that will call into question its scientific rigor.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 06, 2016 09:12 PM (kon7k)
This hacks me off: Bill, White House staff lived in fear of Hillary: Ex-Secret Service officer
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Why in the hell did DOZENS of ADULTS let this one, dowdy, doughy, foul-mouthed, soulless, rodent-like female rule their world?
I can't even see why Bill did. What if he'd laughed in her face and told her to fuck herself? What was she going to do, run to the press and narc him out, thus destroying her chances of becoming president herself?
Grown men and women shivering with fright over a fucking psychopath. They should have spit water in her face and tripped her every time she walked by.
Posted by: iforgot at June 06, 2016 09:12 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Ice Man at June 06, 2016 09:12 PM (6kxiP)
I can't help but think something is missing from the post: The theme song for Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
I blame those bastards.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 06, 2016 09:11 PM (SEXy3)
*looks around*
I actually liked that show. They came in and cleaned up "manly" shit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:12 PM (1ZOkK)
They're married or too young, around here. Not that I'm any prize
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:12 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at June 06, 2016 09:08 PM (FQKBL)
*****
My daughter is one at 19, but she is already dating a "Conservative" 27 year old guy, because she things 19/20 year old guys are idiots. On this she is correct.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 09:12 PM (YLidQ)
No offense sir, and I am being respectful not assholish with "sir" how many junior woodchuck enlisted and butterbars do you deal with?
If we ever meet face to face and Ms 10077 is along you two can indulge in cups and she will tell you the FAB-U-LOUS side of being an AIT Platoon SGT dealing with the GLEE kids.
They hold hands, try to play tonsil hockey in uniform, and if you correct them on PDA *you* get the reprimand not them...
that *is* the reality of these up and comers.
Average about 3 a cycle give or take.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:13 PM (g8Hfr)
*stomps smallish feet*
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Oh I laughed. I read it to Mrs. Mahon. she laughed. I remember those creatures in Germany lo these many years ago...sure wish I had come up with the name.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 06, 2016 09:13 PM (jf492)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 06, 2016 09:13 PM (SEXy3)
I have no doubt if we delve into this 'study' we'll find fundamental flaws that will call into question its scientific rigor.
---
We base all our "studies" on "feelings." Because they matter more than "empirical evidence."
Posted by: Liberals Everywhere at June 06, 2016 09:13 PM (AHDxb)
They're getting pretty damn close to a total breakdown, so what are we looking at? Applewhite cults after Trump's relection?
Millenialz ain't gonna makez it.
Posted by: budfox at June 06, 2016 09:13 PM (eUJB/)
Posted by: concrete girl at June 06, 2016 09:14 PM (ceWrl)
Well.. would you beleive "understandable?"
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at June 06, 2016 09:14 PM (OD23t)
Posted by: ALH at June 06, 2016 09:14 PM (Z56vq)
Wouldn't the plural be Dependopotomi?
...or, Dependopotomeese?
Posted by: Ice Man at June 06, 2016 09:14 PM (6kxiP)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 06, 2016 09:14 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 06, 2016 09:14 PM (gyKtp)
*stomps smallish feet*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:10 PM (1ZOkK)
Well, I would give it an 8.5 on style, 7.5 on technicals, a couple of minor missteps in the finish. Nothing major though, Jane. A solid 8.0, in the first round.
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2016 09:14 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:14 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: buzzion at June 06, 2016 09:12 PM (z/Ubi) "
The crab people have finally won.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 09:15 PM (kumBu)
"I'm straight except for the cock in my ass and the occasional tasteful sip of penis."
Posted by: buzzion at June 06, 2016 08:23 PM (z/Ubi)
Nail two boards together and you're not a carpenter
But just suck that dick once and you're a cocksucker
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 06, 2016 09:15 PM (voOPb)
So, how much bisexual sex have YOU had, Ace?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 06, 2016 09:16 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Great Reagan's Ghost at June 06, 2016 09:16 PM (kfoLf)
I can't even see why Bill did. What if he'd laughed in her face and
told her to fuck herself? What was she going to do, run to the press and
narc him out, thus destroying her chances of becoming president
herself?
Grown men and women shivering with fright over a fucking psychopath.
They should have spit water in her face and tripped her every time she
walked by.
--
They've had people murdered.
So yeah, I can understand kowtowing to someone who is no different than a Mafia Don to stay alive.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at June 06, 2016 09:16 PM (AHDxb)
Grown men and women shivering with fright over a fucking psychopath. They should have spit water in her face and tripped her every time she walked by.
Posted by: iforgot at June 06, 2016 09:12 PM (5o5ek)
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Oh and by the way, what do you want to bet that if she goes to jail the same damn thing will happen? Guards and criminals will cower in terror at her volcanic anger.
Posted by: iforgot at June 06, 2016 09:16 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 06, 2016 09:17 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 09:17 PM (6kxiP)
Posted by: Harun at June 06, 2016 09:17 PM (dZQh7)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Fritz at June 06, 2016 09:17 PM (f40FU)
That's good.
Back in the day we just called them 300 pounds of good Navy wife.
When we were not at sea. Which was a lot.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2016 09:17 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 09:18 PM (DW+jj)
centuries long tradition of shagging each other, is mocking the Air
Force. Is that projection in your pocket or are you happy to see me
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:14 PM (zOTsN)
Every gay I've met in the service has been Navy. BUT, my husband's career field is filled with insane geeks and they work with flight crew jocks, so it's possible my sample of the AF is skewed.
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 06, 2016 09:18 PM (K27gs)
Positives:
Because it's easier to find a gay/bi man who s "DTF".
Because it's much less likely that you will be accussed of rape.
Because you will gain moral approval in a Politically Correct obsessed culture.
Negatives:
Men don't have real vajayjays.
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 06, 2016 09:18 PM (vBeA5)
Amazes me the young women who would hit the jackpot with him.
But he's not looking now. So good for him. He's focusing on graduating in a year.
Still. (Yearning for a grandchild before I die.)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:18 PM (1ZOkK)
Penis.
It'll put hair on your chest.
Which you will have to wax.
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 09:18 PM (6kxiP)
Baseball players have to catch before they can pitch.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:18 PM (g8Hfr)
Ignoring their insanity doesn't really work so well, anymore.
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2016 09:18 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 06, 2016 09:18 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:14 PM (zOTsN)
I never disparage the Air Force..Hell you guys got the Best BOQs around
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2016 09:18 PM (Ozsfq)
So fish fowl are fine. Can someone explain this to me?
Yes she's a she in case you were assuming she was a she.
Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 09:19 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: kraken
So, kraken is East German.
*scribbles in notebook*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 06, 2016 09:19 PM (1xUj/)
Plenty of Glee Gangers in the Army and USMC out and proud now....
on the bright side the brass knobs on the flagpoles have never been shinier.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:20 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 06, 2016 09:20 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2016 09:18 PM (Ozsfq)
the BOQ at Andrews is particularly nice
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2016 09:20 PM (Ozsfq)
I saw a Six Legged Cow in Nebraska, once.
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 09:20 PM (6kxiP)
Well, I would give it an 8.5 on style, 7.5 on technicals, a couple of minor missteps in the finish. Nothing major though, Jane. A solid 8.0, in the first round.
3.0
Posted by: East German Judges at June 06, 2016 09:20 PM (39g3+)
So fish fowl are fine. Can someone explain this to me?
Yes she's a she in case you were assuming she was a she.
Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 09:19 PM (qUNWi)
Crazy as hell, unless you like her, then quirky and serendipitous.
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2016 09:21 PM (sdxPm)
They've had people murdered.
So yeah, I can understand kowtowing to someone who is no different than a Mafia Don to stay alive.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at June 06, 2016 09:16 PM (AHDxb)
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I just can't. Bill should have shoved her in the chest and told her she was unfuckable.
Cheryl Mills shredded tons of papers for her. People had papers. People had evidence. They should have carried tiny tape recorders.
By the way, I think the next people to get woodchippered by her will be Jake Sullivan and Bryan Pagliano. Just my sense.
Posted by: iforgot at June 06, 2016 09:21 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 06, 2016 09:21 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 06, 2016 09:21 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:21 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Emmie at June 06, 2016 09:21 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: free tibet, as if! at June 06, 2016 09:21 PM (CL76w)
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 09:21 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: TfG at June 06, 2016 09:21 PM (HgTBl)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:21 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 08:58 PM (1ZOkK)
He might get one of the three. If really lucky, two.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 08:59 PM (DMWVF)
What's the saying? "Pretty, intelligent, sane. Pick any two."
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2016 09:22 PM (sdi6R)
2016 transgender lifestyle shoved down our throat
2017? Polygamy? Pedophillia? I can hardly wait
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 06, 2016 09:22 PM (voOPb)
But he's not looking now. So good for him. He's focusing on graduating in a year.
Still. (Yearning for a grandchild before I die.)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:18 PM (1ZOkK)
Have him move up by us in Nebraska. Lots of single ladies who like military guys and are born conservative. He'd have to become a Husker fan, though. *shudder*
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 06, 2016 09:22 PM (K27gs)
Before son same home, they already weren't allowed off base to drink or even eat dinner.
So, son, as an NCO, bought a bunch of meat and cooked it for his Marines. He also came out of pocket to give them beer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:22 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 06, 2016 09:23 PM (C9pBZ)
Is he mean to them, rich, and prone to throwing classy dinners? If not...
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:23 PM (39g3+)
I'd only do that because, why the hell not?
"There's the guy who fucked Alf."
Posted by: Harun at June 06, 2016 09:23 PM (dZQh7)
for the "before and after" a state gets a PotUS experience you really had to go stay at Little Rock AFB's TLF before and after Beijing Billy got in.
Before the E-9 digs were pretty nice....
after the e-5 digs were better than the old E-9 digs.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:23 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2016 09:23 PM (sdxPm)
Rough trade, it was last summer. Sergio was adamant about back packing and had neglected to buy any camping gear
Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 09:23 PM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius)
lower half = one star
upper half = two star
Posted by: Aviator at June 06, 2016 09:23 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Gary's Johnson at June 06, 2016 09:24 PM (IqV8l)
I love the queen. She's cool and classy and was was even a looker when she was young and in the military helping fight the Germans.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 09:25 PM (pibXr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:25 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Mohammed the Jihadi at June 06, 2016 09:25 PM (pibXr)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:25 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:25 PM (1ZOkK)
Ugh, poor Megyn
Posted by: @votermom at June 06, 2016 09:26 PM (7lVbc)
So I'm the weirdo now I guess.
Posted by: Blano at June 06, 2016 09:26 PM (TzZMQ)
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 09:26 PM (6kxiP)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:25 PM (1ZOkK)
That's an image I could do without.
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2016 09:26 PM (sdxPm)
https://goo.gl/hBZrP8
Is it not proper to salute the Queen?
Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 09:26 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Aviator at June 06, 2016 09:26 PM (c7vUv)
So the dude who suggested giving Hillary a State Department Blackberry that would be subject to FOIA requests testified to Judicial Watch today. He was being questioned about Huma's triple-dip-with-cherry-and-whip employment arrangement.
Transcript is 415 pages.
I think Imma let the reporters handle this one.
Posted by: iforgot at June 06, 2016 09:27 PM (5o5ek)
On one hand: SMOD please hurry in your mission.
Other hand: Go Cubbies!
I always knew a season such as this would usher in the end times. And yet...
Posted by: Buy More Brawndo at June 06, 2016 09:27 PM (vaFpc)
Posted by: Great Reagan's Ghost at June 06, 2016 09:27 PM (kfoLf)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:27 PM (zOTsN)
So fish fowl are fine. Can someone explain this to me?
***
Special snow flake? The whole point is it is a way to get people talking to and about HER.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 09:27 PM (pibXr)
Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 09:28 PM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at June 06, 2016 09:28 PM (ktzHq)
Any CA Morons look at the voter information guide?
First off, I think prop. 50 is a nice try by the Dems, so I'm against it.
But have you looked at the candidates for the US Senate? It looks like they emptied out every mental institution in the state.
My favs:
1. the improbably named Ling Ling Shi, no party preference, whose statement says "Run for God's Heart and America's Freedom, challenge 10 giant chaos in economy and economy-related sectors."
No, I have no idea what that means either. Economy-related sectors ... of the economy? Huh?
2. My very favorite one is the statement of President Cristina Grappo (Dem). Yes, that's right - her GIVEN NAME is "President," and she's running to be a "United Senator," and she proposes "balancing the national deficit [??], and claims she is "mainstream Facebook in social media."
No, I have no idea what THAT means, either. But I do appreciate her including her mug shot in the voter guide.
It's why I live here; it's a laugh a day!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 06, 2016 09:28 PM (oKE6c)
Anzio was much easier. The landing went well, with little opposition, albeit with much smaller numbers of allied troops.
The counterattacks by Kesselring's forces were very hard fought. and we lost all of Darby's Rangers in one battle. But overall, much less casualties, especial the first day.
The Normandy campaign was very costly in the hinterland. The bocage terrain was very difficult for attacking forces against the well-trained and well-led German forces.
We overwhelmed the Germans in Normandy, while the Anzio breakout was because the French mountain troops outflanked the very strong German positions (the Gustav Line) further south, centered on Monte Cassino.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2016 09:28 PM (u82oZ)
do you like Gold, and I know you love bullshit because you are a blaze subscriber...
tune in tonight to Fox for Gold Plated Bullshit on Megyn Kelly's...
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:28 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 09:28 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:28 PM (zOTsN)
My problem with all this is who gives a fucking shit who yer tuggin'? Do it, don't do it, bottom line is I'm sick a fuckin' hearin' it.
Posted by: Dirty Randy at June 06, 2016 09:29 PM (br2jI)
Posted by: Brian at June 06, 2016 09:29 PM (DMWVF)
If anyone is interested, there's a long mess with "rear admirals". It used to be that there never really was a "one-star admiral rank". When promoted, they would get 2-stars. However, they would get paid only as one-star (O-7). This pissed the other services off. There was a list of rear admirals, and the top of the list, the upper half, basically got O-8 pay, while the lower half got O-7 pay.
In 1982, they changes the rank to "Commodore Admiral", and then, after protest to simply "Commodore". That pissed a bunch of people off either way and it didn't last long. Now, there is an official 1-star rank, Rear Admiral (lower half).
Commodore has a long history and politics about who gets to be called what and all that. There were Captains, who, by tradition, could be called "Commodore", and with a new rank called that, they wouldn't be.
This naval rear admiral rank has always been, well, a mess.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 09:29 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2016 09:29 PM (sdxPm)
@250 - My nephew (an 0302) just went through Okinawa en route to God knows where. God bless.
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 09:28 PM (bS6uW)
Hopefully Thailand or Korea. God bless.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:29 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Willy J. at June 06, 2016 09:30 PM (LncQn)
***
I adore her.
My all-time fave photo of her:
http://bit.ly/1Ub2g4n
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 06, 2016 09:30 PM (SEXy3)
***
The whole idea of the leftist war on tradition was to change the carrots and sticks of society from trying to turn people into productive beings into the carrots and the sticks being used to enforce leftist orthodoxy...so this is very much true.
In 1916 you got status as a man by having a job, a wife, and well behaved children. In 2016 you get status as a man by not having a real job, not having kids, and having sex with other men.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 09:30 PM (pibXr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:30 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: redclay at June 06, 2016 09:30 PM (ajSCv)
Posted by: TfG at June 06, 2016 09:31 PM (HgTBl)
No, I have no idea what THAT means, either. But I do appreciate her including her mug shot in the voter guide.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 06, 2016 09:28 PM (oKE6c)
Is she cute?
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2016 09:31 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 06, 2016 09:31 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 06, 2016 09:31 PM (N8hFs)
So fish fowl are fine. Can someone explain this to me?
Yes she's a she in case you were assuming she was a she.
Posted by: eleven
****
probably thinks that because they are such low intelligence critters, it's ok.
Plus, it's something of an ego fluff. I'M more moral and sensitive than YOU. I'M better than YOU.
That is usually why they do it at all.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 06, 2016 09:31 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Stonecrop at June 06, 2016 09:32 PM (SVQRd)
Posted by: Lauren at June 06, 2016 09:32 PM (5q6zz)
Posted by: Harun at June 06, 2016 09:32 PM (dZQh7)
Yoohoo!
Posted by: Rock Hudson at June 06, 2016 09:32 PM (ktzHq)
Before son same home, they already weren't allowed off base to drink or even eat dinner.
So, son, as an NCO, bought a bunch of meat and cooked it for his Marines. He also came out of pocket to give them beer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:22 PM (1ZOkK)
Yup, all because a civilian contractor (who used to be a Sailor) raped and killed a local and a Naval officer decided to drive with a BAC of .18 (the legal limit is .03 there) and crash into two locals. Thanks, geniuses!
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 06, 2016 09:32 PM (K27gs)
No, I have no idea what THAT means, either. But I do appreciate her including her mug shot in the voter guide.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 06, 2016 09:28 PM (oKE6c)
Is she cute?
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2016 09:31 PM (sdi6R)
Depends. Are you into manatees?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 06, 2016 09:32 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:32 PM (zOTsN)
I adore her.
My all-time fave photo of her:
http://bit.ly/1Ub2g4n
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 06, 2016 09:30 PM (SEXy3)
I'm pretty sure there's a photo somewhere of her firing a machine gun.
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2016 09:33 PM (sdi6R)
Everything you see around you older than 20 years?
Socons dork.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:33 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 06, 2016 09:33 PM (9VXAa)
Posted by: Not CIS-Virus Free at June 06, 2016 09:33 PM (pibXr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 06, 2016 09:33 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:34 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 06, 2016 09:34 PM (KQTmr)
My.
Ugh.
Not to mention... Down.
And around.
Yeah.
All people are nasty.
Posted by: straight guy at June 06, 2016 09:34 PM (MwiFE)
Posted by: Basement Cat at June 06, 2016 09:34 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 06, 2016 09:34 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Mr Wu at June 06, 2016 09:34 PM (rwI+c)
Ronald Reagan (then Gov.) is on.
Hopefully, somewhere, Cher looks up over her orthopedic socks where she's gumming her oatmeal and has a spastic episode of granny-rage. Twitter incoherence to follow.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2016 09:34 PM (uz/Pv)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 06, 2016 09:35 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 06, 2016 09:35 PM (kdS6q)
He's explaining now when he and Brad Thor edged towards incitement on Obama's overreaches right?
I just missed them.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:35 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 06, 2016 09:34 PM (KQTmr)
You're just saying that because it's true.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 06, 2016 09:35 PM (oKE6c)
And it's working. Fewer than half of teenagers identify as straight.
Posted by: Lauren at June 06, 2016 09:35 PM (5q6zz)
It's a good one of the Duke too!
There's a really cute one of William grinning as she passes
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 06, 2016 09:36 PM (9VXAa)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:36 PM (39g3+)
Okay, I'm reading that damn transcript. The things I see now, totally unrelated...
>>the responsibility for FOIA requests typically rests with what later came to be known as the Office for Correspondence and Records.
What do you want to bet the GS-bot at that job reads trashy novels at her desk all day and averages 20 minutes of work a week?
Posted by: iforgot at June 06, 2016 09:36 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:36 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at June 06, 2016 09:36 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: free tibet, as if! at June 06, 2016 09:36 PM (CL76w)
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at June 06, 2016 09:37 PM (R5u6E)
Can't praise him enough for the way he treated our son at his last Savannah book signing.
I love the man.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:37 PM (1ZOkK)
Yep. All the cool kids are on the homosexual spectrum. Doooom
Posted by: Lauren at June 06, 2016 09:38 PM (5q6zz)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 06, 2016 09:33 PM (9VXAa)
*****
This comment is not approved of by the Hive minded.
How are you Miss Tammy?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 09:38 PM (YLidQ)
Tell me Bravo TV isn't responsible for the coming apocalypse.
.Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 06, 2016 09:13 PM (SEXy3)
and MTV
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 06, 2016 09:38 PM (cjVcY)
Because we've never heard of the frigging thing.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2016 09:38 PM (uz/Pv)
Wonderful, and Brad Thor advocated removing Obama via "extra-legal means" when precisely?
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:38 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2016 09:38 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 09:39 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Stonecrop
Walter lives.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2016 09:39 PM (p2X2f)
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 06, 2016 09:39 PM (jJRIy)
wife, and well behaved children. In 2016 you get status as a man by not
having a real job, not having kids, and having sex with other men.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 09:30 PM (pibXr)
In subverting the culture, they subverted the coming-of-age ceremonies that exist in a formal or informal state in every human society. It used to be that the markers in our tribe were getting a job and paying taxes, getting married, and starting a family.
They started by abolishing those, but people are built to require a clear demarcation between childhood and adulthood... so they're supplying their own now. They're basically trying to subvert the unconscious mechanisms that create culture to serve their agendas.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 09:39 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: gm at June 06, 2016 09:39 PM (K0tm3)
Socons are dinosaurs. When will this finally sink into the thickly skulled?
Posted by: Stonecrop
No, let me guess. Long time reader, first time poster?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 06, 2016 09:39 PM (kdS6q)
Righteousness has always been unpopular.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:39 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 06, 2016 09:39 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Sexual Tyrannosaurus with an itch at June 06, 2016 09:39 PM (rwI+c)
***
As well as a pic of her working on a Jeep, but this assumed first place because of the playfulness of it. Despite his reputation for being roguish, Philip and Lilibet have been together an eternity, and still find ways to make each other giggle.
I love it.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 06, 2016 09:39 PM (SEXy3)
So, a lot of "senior captains" were really the equivalent of flag officers, but their foreign comrades, Royal Navy in particular, looked down on them, considering them only captains, and not flag officers.
They did create "Commodore" as a 1-star rank, for war time, in WWII. These were captains that would not be promoted in peace time, but they needed to be higher rank and all that.
It's been both a rank and title in the US Navy, and it's a mess.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 09:40 PM (DW+jj)
Every time I see or hear that word, I hear the Cars.
Anzi-O, I need you so...
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06,
Ha! I do the same damn thing!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 06, 2016 09:40 PM (jf492)
Posted by: Lauren at June 06, 2016 09:40 PM (5q6zz)
I figure this is God saying to mankind, "fuck it 7.5 billion is enough...."
Luckily the glee gang self-select out of the gene pool so as long as we don't let them raise our kids mankind'll snap back...
in 75 years.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:40 PM (g8Hfr)
Topic Thunder: We all got a little gay (jungle rot) inside
Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 09:40 PM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: Snake. at June 06, 2016 09:40 PM (HX7Lp)
Wonderful, and Brad Thor advocated removing Obama via "extra-legal means" when precisely?
Posted by: sven10077
Gavrilo Princip. Great guy. Good dancer too.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 06, 2016 09:41 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Stonecrop
The future belongs to the homosexual!
Not the FAR future, but...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2016 09:41 PM (uz/Pv)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:41 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2016 09:41 PM (sdxPm)
I'm a sexual Tyrannosaurus.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at June 06, 2016 09:36 PM (rwI+c)
I am HeteroSaurus....
Posted by: Don Quixote at June 06, 2016 09:41 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 06, 2016 09:41 PM (KQTmr)
___
It is science that anonymous gay sex is a good thing.
Posted by: HIV Positive Glory-holer at June 06, 2016 09:42 PM (pibXr)
THIS PEBBLE IN MY SHOE CAN NO PATRIOT REMOVE IT!
//Brad Thor through history
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:42 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: akornzombie at June 06, 2016 09:42 PM (JTOzp)
in 75 years.
Posted by: sven10077
Google Womb coming to a Room near youmb.*
*Close enough for rapphysics.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2016 09:43 PM (p2X2f)
http://goo.gl/pnmiY7
I shouldnt laugh but I did.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 06, 2016 09:43 PM (iQIUe)
wife, and well behaved children. In 2016 you get status as a man by not
having a real job, not having kids, and having sex with other men.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 09:30 PM (pibXr)
In subverting the culture, they subverted the coming-of-age ceremonies that exist in a formal or informal state in every human society. It used to be that the markers in our tribe were getting a job and paying taxes, getting married, and starting a family.
They started by abolishing those, but people are built to require a clear demarcation between childhood and adulthood... so they're supplying their own now. They're basically trying to subvert the unconscious mechanisms that create culture to serve their agendas.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 09:39 PM (HalrA)
They also ruined marriage with no-fault divorce and a culture of encouraging women to frivorce their husbands because they aren't haaaaappy anymore, for cash and prizes. What man in his right mind wants that gun put to his head?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 09:43 PM (DMWVF)
348 334 Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2016 09:38 PM (sdxPm)
I figure this is God saying to mankind, "fuck it 7.5 billion is enough...."
Luckily the glee gang self-select out of the gene pool so as long as we don't let them raise our kids mankind'll snap back...
in 75 years.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:40 PM (g8Hfr)
Modern Man has only been around for a couple hundred thousand years...
so maybe like the Dino, God is saying...
Oopsie!
Posted by: Don Quixote at June 06, 2016 09:43 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:43 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 06, 2016 09:43 PM (SEXy3)
I figure this is God saying to mankind, "fuck it 7.5 billion is enough...."
***
I think it is clear that urbanization drives people crazy and so the increased tendency to urbanization is quite literally making a growing portion of the population insane.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 09:43 PM (pibXr)
Posted by: james at June 06, 2016 09:43 PM (8NivZ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 06, 2016 09:43 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Lauren at June 06, 2016 09:32 PM (5q6zz)
A lilttle mood music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6szE_qmzavQ
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 06, 2016 09:44 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:44 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 06, 2016 09:44 PM (20X6f)
I have no doubt some percentage of men who, in prior ages, would have never tasted penis, are now doing so.
Weak minded people are... weak willed. The power of suggestion, and the lure of the new fad...
Frankly, I don't care.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2016 09:44 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Ursanardo DiCaprio at June 06, 2016 09:44 PM (6a1ih)
Posted by: josephistan at June 06, 2016 09:44 PM (7qAYi)
He doesn't love Trump enough?
Seriously.
***
I don't hate him but what he said on the Beck show was a bridge too far. I cant believe he said it.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 06, 2016 09:44 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: Auntie Doodles at June 06, 2016 09:44 PM (teYv/)
Posted by: eleven
****
All of the ones I have met were that way.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 06, 2016 09:44 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Lauren at June 06, 2016 09:35 PM (5q6zz)
I believe that's just a function of how polling is done nowadays... plus the PC principle of "I can't say anything negative about 'Alternative Lifestyles'"...
If any of the idiot teens polled were asked to jack off their buddy or finger their BFF, they would run screaming......
Polls are fucking shit and they are, in the end, going to be the death of us.
Posted by: Dirty Randy at June 06, 2016 09:45 PM (br2jI)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:45 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2016 09:45 PM (uz/Pv)
Fify
Posted by: Lauren at June 06, 2016 09:40 PM (5q6zz)
Well, yes. Its name is propagandistic and misleading in a way that would make Big Brother proud.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 09:45 PM (DMWVF)
So fish fowl are fine. Can someone explain this to me?
______
misunderstood Animal Farm
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 06, 2016 09:45 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 09:45 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 09:45 PM (OC+TJ)
Little cloven hooves, plays the flute?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2016 09:45 PM (uz/Pv)
Skin flute.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 09:45 PM (DMWVF)
And the bartender says, "lemme guess, you're here for the cheap beer."
Posted by: Fritz at June 06, 2016 09:45 PM (f40FU)
He advocated a political murder on "national(heh)" air...
were he a commenter here he'd have been banned.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:46 PM (g8Hfr)
I would like to hear her real opinion of pbho and her current PM.
ISTR she gave a speech in the Rose Garden, and the podium was too tall. All you could see was her hat. President Reagan fired the White House Chief of Protocol the next day.
Ah, for the days of accountability in government.
AFAIK she is in favor of BritExit.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2016 09:46 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: akornzombie at June 06, 2016 09:46 PM (Ww7AH)
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2016 09:46 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2016 09:47 PM (uz/Pv)
and a culture of encouraging women to frivorce their husbands because
they aren't haaaaappy anymore, for cash and prizes. What man in his
right mind wants that gun put to his head?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 09:43 PM (DMWVF)
If you don't get an ironclad pre-nup these days, you're insane. Too many fakers out there who'll happily use you for a year (or however long it takes you to accumulate some good loot) and then take you to the cleaners.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 09:47 PM (HalrA)
Yup...God didn't salt pillar "Good Springs Farm Village"...
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:47 PM (g8Hfr)
I have a friend who is pan
I love that guy, with the flute? Man can he dance.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:47 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 09:47 PM (6Ey7x)
Posted by: Farmer at June 06, 2016 09:47 PM (o/90i)
On the other hand, it's getting hot so if he's near Mosul it may be a no go until next year and maybe he'll rotate out by then (it's usually no less than three months, no more than four). Not that I wish that on someone else's son. In any event, there's no need for repellers (he's an Echo) without the rest of it in tow. We'll see what happens.
Getting a drink now ....
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 09:47 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: akornzombie at June 06, 2016 09:42 PM (JTOzp)
No, it surprises you. Don't confuse yourself with thinking you know what other people do or don't know.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2016 09:47 PM (Dj0WE)
>>we set up a session for -- that allowed security people to brief our -- the executive secretaries -- Secretariat's information-management clientele on security of communications.
>>Do you know if Mrs. Clinton was part of
that briefing session?
>>I don't recall that she was there.
>>Do you recall if Ms. Abedin was part of that briefing session?
>>I don't recall.
Posted by: iforgot at June 06, 2016 09:47 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2016 09:47 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: CMU VET at June 06, 2016 09:48 PM (ejB0r)
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 06, 2016 09:48 PM (bQxkN)
What Women Hate and How to Fix it
The Single Best Thing a Man Can Do To Attract Mrs. Right
Find Time or Find Someone Else
I Took My Clothes Off and She Rejected Me
goodmenproject.com
Women are all godesses, and I am but an imperfet male! *sob*
Let your balls drop and go spend an afternoon at Home Depot, you great nancys.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 06, 2016 09:48 PM (kdS6q)
And the bartender says, "lemme guess, you're here for the cheap beer."
Posted by: Fritz at June 06, 2016 09:45 PM (f40FU)
And Our Betters would tell you the puncnhline to that is actually " No sir, we're here for the wicked-hard cock in your bathroom!"
Posted by: Dirty Randy at June 06, 2016 09:48 PM (br2jI)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 06, 2016 09:43 PM (OQ9R7)
****
Innuendo noted!
*fist bump*
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 09:48 PM (YLidQ)
Title IX'd enough to pass for a woman
biiii
Posted by: derit /i]
Le Feex'd
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2016 09:48 PM (p2X2f)
Posted by: kraken
-------------------
*dammit. principled people keep interfering with our plans*
Posted by: Prog at June 06, 2016 09:48 PM (ANVXm)
Do go on. Is he in the Navy?
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:48 PM (zOTsN)
ISTR she gave a speech in the Rose Garden, and the podium was too tall. All you could see was her hat. President Reagan fired the White House Chief of Protocol the next day.
Ah, for the days of accountability in government.
****
Indeed!
Posted by: Dalai Lama at June 06, 2016 09:48 PM (SEXy3)
as I said here BEFORE that, I am a fan and reconciled to why he is NeverTrump but can't respect it...
well that went away when he worked up more rage at imaginary Trump misdeeds than REAL Obama ones.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:48 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 09:47 PM (HalrA)
Which is why marriage rates have been decreasing...
Hell... I'll never get married again... not legally anyway....
Posted by: Don Quixote at June 06, 2016 09:49 PM (qf6WZ)
And maybe a system like Carbon Credits.
Posted by: straight guy at June 06, 2016 09:49 PM (MwiFE)
crazy and so the increased tendency to urbanization is quite literally
making a growing portion of the population insane.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 09:43 PM (pibXr)
I think you're right. Past a certain point, people just lose their shit and stop functioning as human beings. Given the places I've lived, the 1 million mark seems to be the magic number where people turn into idiots.
Suburbs were a natural response to this, so naturally, the Left hates them, because they want everyone in their open air insane asylums, under their rule.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 09:49 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 06, 2016 09:49 PM (18h+i)
Ok
Man walks into a bar near closing time, and orders 6 shots of whisky. The bartender asks if he is driving, the man says no, so barkeep lines up six shots, and watches as the man slams them down.
Curious, he asks "hey buddy, what's the occassion?"
the man replies, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob"
The bartenders breaks into a smile and pops another shot on the bar and says "this ones on me"
The guy says, " no thanks, if six won't kill the taste...."
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 06, 2016 08:41 PM (kKHcp)
If you like that joke, check out this commercial for Big Rock Brewery's Jack Rabbit Light Beer: http://tinyurl.com/hegctrg
Posted by: Slappy at June 06, 2016 09:49 PM (rtfSu)
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 06, 2016 09:18 PM (K27gs)
I was in the Air Force for 24 years. We definitely had them. Had a few flaming types who got kicked out fairly early in their careers. Good riddance. They were more of a distraction than anything else.
But I did have a couple friends of mine who came out after they retired. But this was during and before DADT. They had the good sense to keep it in the closet and not screw up professional relationships or friendships with the rest of us.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 06, 2016 09:50 PM (2D2IN)
Posted by: kraken
Just a conservative fiction writer with some cred prior to the election season. Just leave it the fuck alone.
We don't have to engage in heretic courts, ok?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2016 09:50 PM (p2X2f)
I have a friend who is pan...
Posted by: akornzombie
Here you go:
thefederalist.com
You and your "friend" should feel right at home.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 06, 2016 09:50 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 09:47 PM (HalrA)
Prenups only apply to assets acquired prior to marriage, so you're still fucked.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 09:50 PM (DMWVF)
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2016 09:46 PM (sdxPm)
I figure if I need to know who he is, I would.
And I don't.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2016 09:50 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 06, 2016 09:50 PM (N8hFs)
I've seen far too many women who seem to start out great, stable, loving, taking care of home. Then they get tired of it, decide to "find themselves" are all upset at not having "lived life" and go wild, leaving the kids and husband in the wreckage. But still wanting the kids because they're like little dolls to her that she "loves more than life" even though she spends all her waking time with men or finding men and partying.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:50 PM (39g3+)
"If it swayed enough" was the reply.
Posted by: Lauren at June 06, 2016 09:51 PM (5q6zz)
well that went away when he worked up more rage at imaginary Trump misdeeds than REAL Obama ones.
****
And there are plenty of folk willing to poo-poo it away.
Posted by: Dalai Lama at June 06, 2016 09:51 PM (SEXy3)
http://onion.com/1PfiQL5
Posted by: Grump928(C) Sexual Tyrannosaurus with an itch at June 06, 2016 09:51 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:52 PM (1ZOkK)
Right because you know what BENEFITS the non donk ass socialist POV?
Having people pop off about the non Marxist candidate being a Latin Strongman who needs Shriner Car'd...
no really.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:52 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2016 09:50 PM (p2X2f)
Hey sorry. Wasn't meaning to do that.
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2016 09:53 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:53 PM (zOTsN)
It's that Eat, Pray, Love bullshit.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 09:53 PM (DMWVF)
He and Beck were virtue signaling NTs....
Trump is to be punished for Obama's actions and we are to be punished with Hillary! for not magically making Cruz charismatic.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:53 PM (g8Hfr)
At the sorts of gyms where weights aren't the only thing being manhandled, and cardio class isn't the only thing causing pulse rates to increase.
Interesting discussions with ticked-off wives ensue.
"Darn it, honey, I _know_ Muscle Systems is halfway across town in the Castro, and parking is _terrible_, and it costs a _fortune_. But their equipment is top notch! I swear! Best in the city!"
Posted by: torquewrench at June 06, 2016 09:53 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 09:53 PM (OC+TJ)
------------
I'll bet she could have held her own umbrella, if need be.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 09:53 PM (ANVXm)
I seem to remember when calling Lt Worf a Wookiee was enough to get Old Yeller'd at Tepid....
Thank God no one "begged the question" on "patriots."
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:54 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Slappy at June 06, 2016 09:54 PM (rtfSu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:52 PM (1ZOkK)
Note... with Trump the question is 'If'...
With Hilary, the question is 'when'....
Posted by: Don Quixote at June 06, 2016 09:54 PM (qf6WZ)
After chugging it, he orders another, and quickly drinks that.
He then orders his third whiskey.
After drinking that he orders another and downs it immediately,
The bartender says "What gives?"
He replies "I just got my first blow-job."
The bartender says "Congratulations! So why are you drinking so much?"
The guy replies "So get the taste out of my mouth."
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 06, 2016 09:54 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:52 PM (1ZOkK)
****
First order to audit the shit out of Brad Thor? I'm good with it at that point.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 09:54 PM (YLidQ)
Here's a question. If Trump is elected, and he goes way beyond Obama's pen and a phone, what then?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
An impossibility.
Obama gets away with rule by fiat because the Democrats support him, as do the Republicans, either actively or passively.
Neither applies with Trump. Congress will unit to oppose him.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 06, 2016 09:54 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 06, 2016 09:54 PM (MNgU2)
But he's not a conservative, more of a moderate libertarian.
Posted by: akornzombie at June 06, 2016 09:55 PM (JTOzp)
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 09:55 PM (bS6uW)
The GOP and Democrats remove him...or is Trump going to give the GOP a fucking spine transplant?
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:55 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks
I thought you liked it.
*sniff*
Posted by: Glen Beck at June 06, 2016 09:55 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: ThunderB
-----------------
That's not what I heard.
I'm not reflexively defending Thor... it's just not what I heard.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 09:55 PM (ANVXm)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 09:50 PM (DMWVF)
Ah. I thought you could add terms and conditions to them that stipulated how joint assets would be divided in the event of divorce.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 09:56 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: @votermom at June 06, 2016 09:56 PM (7lVbc)
Then we've got a problem, just like we do now with President Obama. That's a serious concern with every president: what if they go too far? In theory the other two branches rein him in. If they cannot, then the military. But its always a worry.
But I know as well as you that Hillary is 1002312481250^999888% more likely to pull that than Trump.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:56 PM (39g3+)
Now the US and Europe are turning gay... this does not bode well for us...
Posted by: Edward Gibbons at June 06, 2016 09:57 PM (6a1ih)
Yeah. And I dated. . . Morgan Fairchild. Yeah. That's the ticket.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 06, 2016 09:57 PM (KQTmr)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 06, 2016 09:57 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:57 PM (zOTsN)
I think calling for the killing of a political candidate is beyond the pale.
Posted by: ThunderB
-----------------
That's not what I heard.
I'm not reflexively defending Thor... it's just not what I heard.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 09:55 PM (ANVXm)
THIS
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:57 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 06, 2016 09:57 PM (OQ9R7)
Right, when I am discussing general strikes to remove a dictator I am certain to preface it with "and this is REALLY BAD, and remember I am THRILLER writer"
Look Presidents have been removed via extra-legal means.....always with a gun...
Sorry he said what he said.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:57 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Corona at June 06, 2016 09:57 PM (ragzU)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 06, 2016 09:54 PM (MNgU2)
Actually... for me? That changed.
Once a Man reasserts control, its amazing how many Hot Women crawl out of the woodwork...
Its like Trump says in the 'Art of the Deal'... you have to be willing to walk away...
Posted by: Don Quixote at June 06, 2016 09:58 PM (qf6WZ)
Having people pop off about the non Marxist candidate being a Latin Strongman who needs Shriner Car'd...
no really.
Posted by: sven10077
I guarantee you one thing, Sven. Nothing we rage about in this little corner of the blogosphere is going to set this election on some sort of glide path.
On the other hand, turning it into a denouncement bureau will just create an echo chamber of boring proportions. ... not that Ace will allow it to become such...
Just the same. Thor's desire to see Turnip hung from an Esso station will not affect the outcome of the election. So why bother reciprocating the spaz-out.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2016 09:58 PM (p2X2f)
Posted by: Farmer at June 06, 2016 09:47 PM (o/90i)
Nuh uh.
Sucks is the good column.
Bites is the bad column.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 06, 2016 09:58 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 09:56 PM (HalrA)
****
You can, during a marriage, but that would be one party giving up rights. Good luck with that.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 09:58 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:58 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:52 PM (1ZOkK)
Part of me will be gleeful if he turns his pen and phone on the left. They have it coming.
Posted by: @votermom at June 06, 2016 09:58 PM (7lVbc)
Prenups only apply to assets acquired prior to marriage, so you're still fucked.
Posted by: Insomniac
Ah. I thought you could add terms and conditions to them that stipulated how joint assets would be divided in the event of divorce.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party
No, you we're right. Prenups extend default state divorce law, so they can cover just about anything.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 06, 2016 09:58 PM (kdS6q)
I often put on Morning Joe in the morning as I get ready to go. It's a good barometer for trends. I also like watching Hallie Jackson talk. When I get home in the evening I often turn on Rachel -- before I settle down - for giggles. I also switch around the Sunday morning programs, including Meet the Press Chuck Todd.
The switch in the treatment of Trump vs. Hillary over the last ten days is startling.
As I write, the NBC properties are declaring Hillary the presumptive nominee the day before all those primaries tomorrow, especially CA.
This is outrageous.
But let's get back to talking about cock sucking.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 06, 2016 09:58 PM (bQxkN)
I understand you've seen her naked.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:58 PM (39g3+)
These things don't happen if you girlfriend switches to Copenhagen long cut.
Posted by: Fritz at June 06, 2016 09:59 PM (f40FU)
Bwahaha.....so tell me Jane why is "removing a dictator" through peaceful means a "bad thing" that "needs a thriller writer"....?
OK, I'm sold let's play Mad Libs with "Brad Thor-Remove that Asshole"
An out of control Donal Trump is abducted by UFO Space Aliens saving the Republic....
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:59 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 09:59 PM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: bisexual penguin at June 06, 2016 09:59 PM (2hcmo)
Why do you assume he is telling you the truth
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:57 PM (zOTsN)
Ssssshh!
Don't spoil it for him.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2016 09:59 PM (Dj0WE)
The Greeks went gay, and their civilization fell. Then tbe Romans went
total fag and their empire fell. The Bonobos went apeshit gay and the
normal chimpanzees regularly kick the shit out of them and keep them
near extinction.
Now the US and Europe are turning gay... this does not bode well for us...
Posted by: Edward Gibbons at June 06, 2016 09:57 PM (6a1ih)
Sexual decadence is a powerful addiction, to the point where those who are addicted to their deviant practices tend to ignore everything else and focus only on their sexual gratification. Decadent nations do not prosper, and seldom long endure.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 10:00 PM (HalrA)
Syph and gonorrhea are absolutely rife in the SF gay community now, and it's spreading into the surrounding suburbs. These are increasingly drug-resistant forms, too. The public health people say it's due to smartphone hookup apps.
They're desperately searching for a technological solution and not finding one. Because, y'know, the simple system of telling people that it's medically contraindicated to just ball everything that moves? That isn't in the cards around here. So the fruitless search for the high-tech magic bullet continues.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 06, 2016 10:00 PM (noWW6)
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Sometimes you just have to go to the gym and get pumped with a bunch of random guys.
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 06, 2016 10:00 PM (pibXr)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 09:50 PM (DMWVF)
Ah. I thought you could add terms and conditions to them that stipulated how joint assets would be divided in the event of divorce.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 09:56 PM (HalrA)
It's possible I could be wrong. My knowledge on prenups is somewhat dated. They are, however, frequently subject to having their terms modified or set aside entirely by judges if they find them "unconscionable," ie the judge doesn't think the divorcee gets enough loot.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 10:00 PM (DMWVF)
I understand you've seen her naked.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:58 PM (39g3+)
What's it like?
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2016 10:00 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2016 10:01 PM (uz/Pv)
He is ostensibly a "Patriot" and last time I checked "conservative"....
meaning HIS crazy is our crazy in the eyes of the media....
he could have been knocked back into the corral, instead he went full Beck.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:01 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:14 PM (39g3+)
no
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 06, 2016 10:02 PM (0O7c5)
Lay off your trashing of me, unless you want me to vote for Bernie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:02 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 10:00 PM (HalrA)
And yet... the 'roaring 20's' was a time of sexual deviance, and crazy lifestyles...
and it somehow led to the 'greatest generation'....
History can always surprise you....
Posted by: Don Quixote at June 06, 2016 10:02 PM (qf6WZ)
It's almost as though the squares are on to something.
Posted by: Lauren at June 06, 2016 10:02 PM (5q6zz)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 06, 2016 10:02 PM (1ijHg)
Well, forget today's Judicial Watch testimony. I'm plowing along and it's nothing but "I don't recall." I don't know how these people manage to show up to work with matching shoes.
Posted by: iforgot at June 06, 2016 10:02 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:02 PM (bS6uW)
481 I'm going to vote for Trump. I hate the ass.
Lay off your trashing of me, unless you want me to vote for Bernie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:02 PM (1ZOkK)
Hey now.... I'm voting for Bernie TOMORROW... in the Calif Primary...
as a registered independent I can't vote in the Repub primary, but I can vote in the Dems....
Soooooo....
MU HAAAA HAAAA
Posted by: Don Quixote at June 06, 2016 10:03 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 06, 2016 10:04 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 10:04 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:04 PM (1ZOkK)
***
So an interesting thing happens around 35-40 - the calculus changes.
Pretty girls rule the world when they are young...but for those that ride the carousel hitting that age means the ride starts to stop...and it is hard for them...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 10:04 PM (pibXr)
Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 10:04 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Cock Aficionado Monthly at June 06, 2016 10:05 PM (CFl8c)
Lay off your trashing of me, unless you want me to vote for Bernie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:02 PM (1ZOkK)
****
Trump will easily win GA without your vote. Your threat is empty and hollow.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 10:05 PM (YLidQ)
Hey now.... I'm voting for Bernie TOMORROW... in the Calif Primary...
as a registered independent I can't vote in the Repub primary, but I can vote in the Dems....
Soooooo....
MU HAAAA HAAAA
Posted by: Don Quixote at June 06, 2016 10:03 PM (qf6WZ)
I voted for Bernie.
For the life of me, I cannot understand the concept of having to register for a Party in order to vote for them.
I voted for Bernie because Trump was going to win Missouri anyway, and I wanted to vote against Hillory.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2016 10:05 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 10:04 PM (zOTsN) "
Seriously, isn't pan just bi? What else needs to be wrapped into the definition?
Just more special snowflakes who need a new word for themselves because they're so gosh darn unique.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 10:05 PM (kumBu)
***
So an interesting thing happens around 35-40 - the calculus changes.
Pretty girls rule the world when they are young...but for those that ride the carousel hitting that age means the ride starts to stop...and it is hard for them...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 10:04 PM (pibXr)
Then they try to find some beta chump to marry them.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 10:05 PM (DMWVF)
Posted by: akornzombie at June 06, 2016 10:05 PM (Ww7AH)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 10:05 PM (zOTsN)
it just means we hit at 500 MPH instead of 60....
Don't just sing it come on and bring it.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:05 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 06, 2016 10:02 PM (1ijHg)
Are you saying she's gay? She was married for before and has a long time boyfriend .
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 06, 2016 10:06 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 06, 2016 09:58 PM (kdS6q)
I'd load one up with circumstance-based penalties. For instance, infidelity is automatic forfeiture of all claim on property that wasn't yours going into the relationship, as well as custody. Same penalty for either party. No discrimination here.
Seems like the way to do it. If they're still willing to get married under terms like that, it's the real deal. If not, you just saved yourself a lot of heartache and money.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 10:06 PM (HalrA)
Trump will easily win GA without your vote. Your threat is empty and hollow
Why on earth are you antagonizing one of the 'ettes? There's a worse place than the barrel, you know...
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 10:06 PM (39g3+)
I'm voting for both. Bernie in the CA primary. Trump in the general.
My first time pulling the lever for a Communist.
"I'd always been just a little bit Red-curious, but never acted on it..."
Posted by: torquewrench at June 06, 2016 10:06 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 06, 2016 10:06 PM (Nwg0u)
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With the feckless, spineless Congress we have, who will stand in the way of Donald Trump overstepping his constitutional authority as President? If Congress won’t remove him from office, what patriot will step up and do that if, if, he oversteps his mandate as president, his constitutional-granted authority, I should say, as president.
If he oversteps that, how do we get him out of office? And I don’t think there is a legal means available. I think it will be a terrible, terrible position the American people will be in to get Trump out of office because you won’t be able to do it through Congress.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 10:06 PM (ANVXm)
You are full of shit
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 10:07 PM (zOTsN)
As well as a pic of her working on a Jeep, but this assumed first place because of the playfulness of it. Despite his reputation for being roguish, Philip and Lilibet have been together an eternity, and still find ways to make each other giggle.
I love it.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 06, 2016 09:39 PM (SEXy3)
That's her husband in the Guard uniform? OK, I didn't get that.
(and wow, that is the best hash evah.)
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2016 10:07 PM (sdi6R)
Lady penises.
Posted by: Lauren at June 06, 2016 10:07 PM (5q6zz)
Exactly....
all of this Brad Thor International Man of Mystery shit is idiotic....
Trump is not Black
He is a Democrat but without the (-d)
The GOP is too stupid to be as partisan as donkey....
He'd be gone in 72 hours.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:07 PM (g8Hfr)
Trump will easily win GA without your vote. Your threat is empty and hollow.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 10:05 PM (YLidQ)
Where did I say I WASN'T GOING TO VOTE FOR HIM, nitwit???
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:07 PM (1ZOkK)
If Mr Skin is accurate, 1984's "Terror in the Aisles" and 1982's "The Seduction"
Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 10:07 PM (OC+TJ)
My first time pulling the lever for a Communist.
"I'd always been just a little bit Red-curious, but never acted on it..."
Posted by: torquewrench at June 06, 2016 10:06 PM (noWW6)
/Fistbump....
Posted by: Don Quixote at June 06, 2016 10:07 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 06, 2016 09:58 PM (bQxkN)
----------------------
This all-for-one-and-one-for-all lawyer arrangement and their coordination of stories is showing.
I'm reading another transcript now that is wall-to-wall "I can't recall."
I suppose they can pull this cutesy shit with Judicial Watch, but how's it going to go with the FBI?
Posted by: iforgot at June 06, 2016 10:08 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 10:08 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 10:05 PM (kumBu)
This is why I identify as the Emperor of the Universe. I have beaten them at their own game, and by their rules, they have to bow and kiss the ring.
They didn't logic themselves into this goofy position and we won't logic them out of it. Only way to beat them is by taking their lunacy to its furthest extent. I either restore sanity or get to be Emperor. Win/win.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 10:08 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 10:05 PM (zOTsN)
****
I'm not sure if you were speaking to me or not, but I responded pointedly to a specific post. Is she in some protected class or safe space whatnot?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 10:09 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 10:09 PM (6kxiP)
Just more special snowflakes who need a new word for themselves because they're so gosh darn unique.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 10:05 PM (kumBu)
I think it was Sartre, in one of those novels they make you read in college, defined it.
So the lamebrain college bois think it's cool. Technically, I think it does mean they'll sex with a bag of snot if it's squishy enough. Anything, anywhere, without regret.
Which, I fail to see as enlightened. It's like a pig wallowing in slop.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2016 10:09 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 10:09 PM (6Ey7x)
"I'm going to vote for Trump. I hate the ass. Lay off your trashing of me, unless you want me to vote for Bernie."
I'm voting for both. Bernie in the CA primary. Trump in the general.
My first time pulling the lever for a Communist.
"I'd always been just a little bit Red-curious, but never acted on it..."
---
you and me both, bro!
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 06, 2016 10:09 PM (iRosR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:09 PM (1ZOkK)
***
This argument perplexes me.
There is no question that Hillary is more like to overstep her constitutional authority if President, nor is there any question Congress is more likely to oppose her then Trump. Hell, Paul Ryan has been carrying Obama's jock strap since taking office.
So there is no argument to be made, from the perspective of fear of an out of control president, that would lead one to prefer Hillary.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 10:09 PM (pibXr)
Alex the Chick posted the entire exchange as I tried to and kept getting 500'd....
Why omit his "very bad" and "I am a thriller writer"?
1) he is wrong the GOP would set the land speed record to eject Trump
2) where the fuck has he been the last 7 years?
3) In the Mad Libs Category..... Trump being totally evil strokes his red ring cornering
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:10 PM (g8Hfr)
====
good thing Moslems are the gayest homos on the planet then
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 06, 2016 10:10 PM (Cq0oW)
As usual, Pete Townsend has something to say about it:
Once she woke with untamed lover's face between her legs
But now he's cold and spiteful and it's she who has to beg
/Slit Skirts
Still, as a guy, staying with the woman who gave her life for you and your children is the right thing to do.
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:10 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: a at June 06, 2016 10:11 PM (pchTP)
Posted by: Lauren at June 06, 2016 10:07 PM (5q6zz) "
People who are bi like both peanut butter and chocolate, so I don't see why they wouldn't like peanut butter and chocolate together. Do we really need a new word for this?
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 10:11 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:07 PM (1ZOkK)
****
The part where you threatened to vote Sanders if you were not "left alone". It's right up there.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 10:11 PM (YLidQ)
responded pointedly to a specific post. Is she in some protected class
or safe space whatnot?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 10:09 PM (YLidQ)
Go fuck yourself, you hateful POS. You hate me for whatever reason. And I'm sick of your shit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:11 PM (1ZOkK)
With Jane telling the truth about Brad Thor is a personal attack
With Grammie Winger telling the truth about Paul Ryan's effectiveness as Speaker is a personal attack....
it's a lot like "The Good La Raza" bit following the bouncy ball is hard...you need a program.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:11 PM (g8Hfr)
This naval rear admiral rank has always been, well, a mess.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 09:29 PM (DW+jj)
Heh.
It's my understanding that the other services had a sneaking suspicion that the Navy created the upper/lower half system in order to trick Major Generals into saluting lower ranking Naval Officers in the halls of the Pentagon.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 06, 2016 10:12 PM (LuZz8)
My problem isn't so much with what he said, its that he only said it about Trump. Nobody else. Not Hillary, not Obama. And that's just ridiculous.
Trump is a lot of dumb and ugly stuff, but he's not tyrant material. He's never been a bully or hurt anyone in his life that I have ever heard of or know about. Has anyone ever heard of him resorting to violence or having someone killed? Its not ike he didn't know some guys.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 10:12 PM (39g3+)
The part where you threatened to vote Sanders if you were not "left alone". It's right up there.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 10:11 PM (YLidQ)
And you're a FUCKING LIAR.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:12 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 10:08 PM (DW+jj)
Well, who WOULDN'T be attracted to Lou Grant in a dress?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2016 10:12 PM (3ZoRf)
You ladyboys are lookin fabulous!
Posted by: Stuff MLK Jr said at June 06, 2016 10:13 PM (pibXr)
Posted by: akornzombie at June 06, 2016 10:13 PM (Ww7AH)
As usual, Pete Townsend has something to say about it:
Once she woke with untamed lover's face between her legs
But now he's cold and spiteful and it's she who has to beg
/Slit Skirts
Still, as a guy, staying with the woman who gave her life for you and your children is the right thing to do.
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:10 PM (bS6uW)
Women initiate around 70-80% of divorces.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 10:13 PM (DMWVF)
Posted by: torquewrench at June 06, 2016 10:13 PM (noWW6)
responded pointedly to a specific post. Is she in some protected class or safe space whatnot?
Yeah, she's protected, she's a lady. The 'ettes get special protection here. We're gentlemen here, not some batch of leftist retards and pajama boys. Men protect women. Disagree, but do it with respect.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 10:13 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 10:13 PM (YLidQ)
Your son anywhere near Chattanooga? I happen to have a sister there that is smart, conservative,very sweet, and who is also recently unattached....
Not entirely joking....
Posted by: Grey Fox at June 06, 2016 10:14 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Jean at June 06, 2016 10:14 PM (Doh4+)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 06, 2016 10:14 PM (4ErVI)
I implore you to find the whole exchange...
Hillary you see is a "known survivable evil" but Trump is a unique threat b/c Brad Thor was in a goddamned coma the last 7 years...
Grin and Brad Loki both seem to think in easrnest Trump is worse than Grammy "Too Crazy for the Watergate Commission" H.....
*flush*
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:15 PM (g8Hfr)
___
Its not gay if you are pitching to infidel catchers.
Though we should totally through this catcher off the roof of a tall building....once he finishes this job that is.
Posted by: Some Jihadi at June 06, 2016 10:15 PM (pibXr)
Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 10:15 PM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: Sue Anne Nivens at June 06, 2016 10:15 PM (DW+jj)
Seems like the problem is Congress, not Trump.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2016 10:15 PM (uz/Pv)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 10:15 PM (39g3+)
Trump wants approval, if he is a tyrant it will be by Yuge Deals to the left.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:16 PM (g8Hfr)
Good Lord, we even have a professional "Victim Class" on the supposed Right. See D'oh, Jane.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 10:13 PM (YLidQ)
Go fuck yourself, you nasty bastard.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:16 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 06, 2016 10:16 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 10:12 PM (39g3+)
The only thing I can think is that they feel that they can speak... heatedly (although it does branch into crazy making) because they know that no one will jump all over their shit like they would if they made similar comments about Hillary! or Obama.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2016 10:16 PM (3ZoRf)
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I just don't get it. Trump is a loud mouth and makes a lot of threats - Hillary/Obama have sent people to prison for opposing them.
This isn't a difficult calculation...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 10:17 PM (pibXr)
"Seriously, isn't pan just bi? What else needs to be wrapped into the definition?
Some weird German stuff.
Posted by: Some Weird Germans - Lecker!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 06, 2016 10:17 PM (kdS6q)
Give me a freakin' break.
Posted by: Nevertrumps are ***** at June 06, 2016 10:17 PM (i8Shl)
If everyone in the room turns and looks at you like you just crapped your pants?
...they're not the source of the stink.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 10:17 PM (39g3+)
He's got a kid, he lets you babysit (that's a head scratcher), a house, lots of guns, lots of married boyfriends (or are they clients/johns), was gonna be a Marine and....what other pretend box are you gonna check. Oh. Oh. I bet he's a cop or a firefighter. A real macho hero. That's it!
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 10:17 PM (zOTsN)
If Trump is elected, there will be a sudden wave of Strange New Respect in Congress for their status as a co-equal branch of government. Down to enforcing Congressional subpoenas against administration figures, and -- gasps of horror!!! -- actually using the power of the purse.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 06, 2016 10:17 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
------------
Yeah, I don't know what put the burr under Thor's saddle. It just sounds like alarmist twaddle to me. I agree that Barky and Hill are likely much more threatening to truth, justice, and the American way.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 10:17 PM (ANVXm)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Sexual Tyrannosaurus with an itch at June 06, 2016 10:17 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:16 PM (g8Hfr)
Uh.... Trump knows who his customers are...
and will sell to them...
and no matter WHAT he does, the Left will always hate him if he stops their "historic' first female President...
Posted by: Don Quixote at June 06, 2016 10:17 PM (qf6WZ)
Lay off your trashing of me, unless you want me to vote for Bernie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:02 PM (1ZOkK)
*****
The part where you threatened to vote Sanders if you were not "left alone". It's right up there.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 10:11 PM (YLidQ)
And you're a FUCKING LIAR.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:12 PM (1ZOkK)
******
Uummmm...you were saying?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 10:17 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 10:18 PM (6Ey7x)
Lay off your trashing of me, unless you want me to vote for Bernie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:02 PM (1ZOkK)
Jane you need to follow your conscience...Barney is not the politician America needs but probably *is* the one it deserves....
Remember, remember the elections in November.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:18 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:18 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: Lace Wigs Guy now with a goatee at June 06, 2016 10:18 PM (pibXr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 10:19 PM (ANVXm)
Or, their stated concerns are not their real problem with Trump.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 10:19 PM (39g3+)
These articles are out there with their fake research and polls, to make everyone believe that half to two thirds of the world is gay. It's why there is so much emphasis in HS and colleges on gays, transgenders, etc. It's just another page in the SJW manifesto to keep destroying existing society.
It's also why when you ask the public on the street, how much of the population is gay, they answer something like 40%.
Straight guys are no more bedding other straight guys or gay guys than the 3 or 4 % of the population that is homosexual, which means likely only 2% of males are gay.
Next week their will be a poll and study that declares that children have a built in desire starting at age 4 to have sex with adults. Their emotional growth is stunted when this desire is not filled, etc.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 06, 2016 10:19 PM (wNbGM)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 10:19 PM (zOTsN)
Jane you need to follow your conscience...Barney is not the politician America needs but probably *is* the one it deserves..
***
That's right, I'll be legend....
wait for it...
dary as President. By the way, have you met Ted?
Posted by: Barney Stinson at June 06, 2016 10:19 PM (pibXr)
He's virtue signalling his publisher...
that's all this is, just like Grin is HOT for a cable deal.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:20 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: josephistan at June 06, 2016 10:20 PM (7qAYi)
Always keep 'em guessing.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 10:20 PM (6Ey7x)
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:18 PM (bS6uW)
Dude. You really buy that nonsense?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 10:20 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:21 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 06, 2016 10:21 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 10:21 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Sue Anne Nivens at June 06, 2016 10:21 PM (DW+jj)
The State Department said it would take 75 years for the release of emails from top aides to Hillary Clinton while she was serving as secretary of State.
Lawyers said it would take that long to compile the 450,000 pages of records from former Clinton aides Cheryl Mills, Jacob Sullivan and Patrick Kennedy, according to a court filing from last week, which was first reported by CNN.
Thanks GOP for confirming these guys!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 06, 2016 10:21 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:21 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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Nah. Everything's cool at Ft. Hammer. Doggie is snoring, cat's curled up on a chair, Hammer's relaxing and sipping J&B.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 10:22 PM (ANVXm)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 06, 2016 10:22 PM (iRosR)
I have not been anything other than the gentlest of mocking for her Anime Starry Eyed routine on Thor...
yes I am showing picque at "or I'll go Barney!"
Go Barney all Never Trumpers....
I have been assured we are doomed anyway, I'm certain Hillary!'s empowered leftist mania has NO idea how you voted prior to this cycle....
anyone can know how I likely voted....comes with being on "Open Secrets"
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:22 PM (g8Hfr)
Take it from someone who learned the hard way: some women just go bad on you. Not all, not even a majority. I grew up surrounded by good, loyal, faithful, loving women. I was unprepared.
Yes, men need to step up and be more responsible and good. But its not always the guy. Maybe even not often.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 10:22 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:22 PM (bS6uW)
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Today is my 29th anniversary.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 06, 2016 10:22 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Sue Anne Nivens at June 06, 2016 10:22 PM (DW+jj)
That's it
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 10:23 PM (zOTsN)
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Note that Google has indexed the entire internet (well mostly) in significantly less then that time.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 10:23 PM (pibXr)
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:21 PM (bS6uW)
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Yeah, that quoting people and calling them on words they used can indeed be problematic. Questions is, for who?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 10:24 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:24 PM (bS6uW)
I'm not thrilled either ma'am, and you know from how many years interaction how much I adore you?
You and I manage to engage in electoral conscience slaking without going all "Will no one remove this bothersome priest?"
Some folks evidently can't.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:24 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 10:24 PM (ANVXm)
I believe both Trump and Hillary will be a disaster in their own way. I see Trump having the potential to start an international incident unnecessarily . I also see him being a negative for the economy because of the uncertainty of what he will say or propose from one day to the next. The main difference is the people who will be in a Trump administration compared to who will be in a Clinton administration. Admittedly that is huge.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 06, 2016 10:24 PM (MNgU2)
What gives?
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 08:55 PM (6kxiP)
I think they haven't reunited because most of them died from AIDS.
Posted by: Slappy at June 06, 2016 10:24 PM (rtfSu)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 10:24 PM (6Ey7x)
Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 10:24 PM (OC+TJ)
*Reads. Re-reads*
Man, is this some sort of bizarro-world AOS tonight?
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in my case, not even by act of Congress, albeit i turned down CA ARNG OCS when they hit me up about it.
i knew my limitations, even if they didn't.
/retired as E-4
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 06, 2016 10:25 PM (iRosR)
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Today is my 29th anniversary.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 06, 2016 10:22 PM (Nwg0u)
And today just happens to be the 23 anniversary or the finalization of my divorce...
The one where she screwed around on me... and I got full custody of the 2 year old twins without a Fight... because she really did not want them right then...
Stories.... differ....
Posted by: Don Quixote at June 06, 2016 10:25 PM (qf6WZ)
===
he stopped a guy from getting attacked with a baseball bat in Manhattan in the 90s .
pulled his limo over and broke it up. didn't crow about it.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 06, 2016 10:25 PM (Cq0oW)
declares that children have a built in desire starting at age 4 to have
sex with adults. Their emotional growth is stunted when this desire is
not filled, etc.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 06, 2016 10:19 PM (wNbGM)
That's always been their end goal. All of their sexual deviancy is about normalizing pedophilia, and they're just going about it one deviancy at a time, trying to make it a case of "well, you allow everything else, so why not this?".
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 10:25 PM (HalrA)
This is like one of those age tests, isn't it?
Well, I'm not that old and never watched that show anyways.
Posted by: Ted Baxter at June 06, 2016 10:25 PM (kKHcp)
A few Dancing Boys, a little Experimental Play. That's all.
Honest.
Posted by: Allahu Akbars everywhere at June 06, 2016 10:25 PM (iTeEJ)
Posted by: ajmojo at June 06, 2016 10:25 PM (m2pQ6)
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You mean like accidentally giving Libya and Syria to Salafists?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 10:25 PM (pibXr)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 06, 2016 10:22 PM (iRosR)
It will probably be a Yoko trivia quiz, at this rate.
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2016 10:25 PM (sdi6R)
And on that note, I'm bowing out. Debating with you is fun, but I have work in the morning, a hallway, vynil job.
Posted by: akornzombie at June 06, 2016 10:26 PM (LCeyj)
Posted by: akornzombie at June 06, 2016 09:42 PM (JTOzp)
Pan? What does he identify as? A pizza?
Posted by: Slappy at June 06, 2016 10:26 PM (rtfSu)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 06, 2016 10:26 PM (MNgU2)
That's about two hours non-billable non-lawyer time.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2016 10:26 PM (uz/Pv)
I could see it go either way with him: either he is so bombastic and antagonizes people so much he ruins things and maybe causes real problems... or he's considered so looney and a loose cannon people treat him with kid gloves. After all, despite whatever Obama has done to the USA in terms of world esteem, they still tremble at the thought of having that military pointed at them.
I could see serious damage done to the economy by ol' combover going off on someone that he should make nice to for the sake of trade.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 10:26 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: The AIDS Virus at June 06, 2016 10:27 PM (ZSJgQ)
Posted by: Fritz at June 06, 2016 10:27 PM (f40FU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:21 PM (1ZOkK)
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NO!!
From the posts I have read, I have so much respect for you. Please reconsider.
Posted by: Daisy at June 06, 2016 10:27 PM (vaFpc)
Posted by: Slappy at June 06, 2016 10:26 PM (rtfSu)
I tried the papa john's pan pizza- not impressed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2016 10:27 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 10:27 PM (zOTsN)
If Mr Skin is accurate, 1984's "Terror in the Aisles" and 1982's "The Seduction"
Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 10:07 PM (OC+TJ)
"The Seduction" was a favorite of a 12-year-old Slappy. Must have watched the Morgan Fairchild nude scene somewhere between 5 and 5,000 times. Not a lot of options in the pre-Internet era.
Posted by: Slappy at June 06, 2016 10:28 PM (rtfSu)
What's the deal with ManWithNoPenis? What kind of man fights with the ladies?
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:21 PM (bS6uW)
He's been after me forever. I have no idea why.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:28 PM (1ZOkK)
I see Trump having the potential to start an international incident unnecessarily .
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You mean like accidentally giving Libya and Syria to Salafists?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 10:25 PM (pibXr)
At least with Trump, the world's a-holes will be shivering with fear of him launching an invasion at the spur of the moment, instead of emboldened to demand all kinds of ludicrous things from an administration that thinks Chamberlainesque appeasement is the solution to everything.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 10:28 PM (HalrA)
Caveat: I'm not a criminal law expert, but a couple of years ago I developed a civil RICO case that the feds "froze" so they could turn it into a criminal RICO action. They copied our complaint and the four targets pleaded to felonies. In our case the beauty of a RICO action was that, instead of being forced to a simple contract action, we made front and center how the principal defendant was bribing key employees.
I could write a first draft RICO complaint against the Clintons, the Foundation, Huma, Sid Vicious, Chelsea and Charlotte over a long weekend with what's in the public domain.
If I can, imagine what the FBI/DOJ could do?
The FBI/DOJ has independent time-stamped ways to establish who accessed the confidential network to move stuff to Hillary's home brew. When faced with real criminal liability, the Fellowship of the Ring breaks down.
Now let's get back to talking about cock sucking.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 06, 2016 10:28 PM (bQxkN)
No no more like Toppling Egypt and empowering batshit crazy Muslim Brotherhood assholes allowing the invasion of EUtopia....
#CrazyTrump
f**k Brad Thor
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:28 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 06, 2016 10:26 PM (MNgU2)
I love that movie. I actually read the Reader's Digest Condensed Books version of the novel before I saw the movie. (My mom used to get them.)
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2016 10:28 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:22 PM (bS6uW)
I think you have some heavily internalized misandry. Our culture pushes this all the time - it's all men's fault, women are virtuous, if anything goes wrong it's because the big bad man did it. It ain't so.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 10:28 PM (DMWVF)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 06, 2016 10:28 PM (iQIUe)
You mean like accidentally giving Libya and Syria to Salafists?
(And Egypt.)
It wasn't accidental.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2016 10:28 PM (uz/Pv)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 10:28 PM (6Ey7x)
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Ahhh. That happy time before The Golden Girls.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 06, 2016 10:29 PM (Nwg0u)
Well, their regular Pizza is pretty fucking gross.
I don't see how adding a pan to the equation would help matters.
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 10:29 PM (6kxiP)
I married late, and we hit the ten-year mark in December. We've never had so much as a raised voice in our house.
I hear where the others are coming from though, and it pains me. I think it helps that I'd already earned my money, neither of us have kids, and I married a looker. We could probably have both done better, but we definitely could have both done worse.
Everyone has their own experience on the love train ....
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:29 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2016 10:29 PM (3ZoRf)
Has it occurred to you that might have misinterpreted Jane's remarks? I certainly would not consider the comment you quoted as a threat to vote for Bernie.
Posted by: Grey Fox at June 06, 2016 10:29 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 10:29 PM (HalrA)
A. You liked it
B. You're in the Air Force
Posted by: Navycopjoe at June 06, 2016 08:35 PM
That's an OR, right?
Posted by: Duncanthrax (formerly the Bellicose) at June 06, 2016 10:29 PM (OF/aZ)
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70% of molested boys become gay later in life....
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 10:30 PM (pibXr)
The making of that movie should be a movie itself.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 10:30 PM (6Ey7x)
"I'm going to use my right thumb as my left is far too powerful for you..."
Now Connery'd be gay
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:30 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 10:31 PM (39g3+)
Well guess I better push the Fanulously Freaky boundaries out more if I get to this latest story idea.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2016 10:31 PM (eqHr7)
608 I see Trump having the potential to start an international incident unnecessarily .
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You mean like accidentally giving Libya and Syria to Salafists?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 10:25 PM (pibXr)
Or abandoning Iraq to terrorists and giving Iran $150 billion and a coupon for two free nukes?
Posted by: eman at June 06, 2016 10:32 PM (MQEz6)
My son is handsome, sweet, treats women he dates like queens, is a war
vet, attending college full time, is an Eagle Scout, an assistant Scout
Master, is the Student Vets of America fundraising chair on campus,
works with inner city youth, and I could go on and on.
Amazes me the young women who would hit the jackpot with him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:18 PM (1ZOkK)
*************
You want your son to get a pretty young woman? He needs to go to Chateau Heartiste's site and learn to become an Alpha. (Hint: Treating women like queens is a HUGE mistake).
Posted by: Moron #877 at June 06, 2016 10:32 PM (1g1YE)
Grew up at an air base....
we used to watch sanitized films of the Monkey Rocket Sled Zero/Zero ejection seat testing....
always made me laugh.....
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:32 PM (g8Hfr)
Ms. Clinton and her cabal are the most blatantly corrupt group to hit DC in my lifetime.
There may have been worse, but none worse at it.
And yet, there she is, the presumptive D nominee, and likely immune from prosecution.
You know it.
I know it.
We all know it.
Hence a thread to "blow" off some steam.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 06, 2016 10:33 PM (kKHcp)
Have the main toon, an anthropmorhic sloth identify as "pan"....you know like a skillet...?
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:33 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 06, 2016 10:33 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 06, 2016 10:33 PM (SeD0w)
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Not long after the 2003 invasion of Iraq....
Qaddafy in Libya gave up his WNDs
Saudi Arabia allowed women more freedom
Vlad allowed Nato to expand right up to his border
Funny how a strong American foreign policy sees different behavior from appeasement...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 10:33 PM (pibXr)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 06, 2016 10:34 PM (T/cxb)
He IS an alpha.
Posted by: Grey Fox at June 06, 2016 10:34 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:34 PM (g8Hfr)
needs to go to Chateau Heartiste's site and learn to become an Alpha.
(Hint: Treating women like queens is a HUGE mistake).
Posted by: Moron #877 at June 06, 2016 10:32 PM (1g1YE)
Don't be a dick. Don't be a suck-up. Be yourself. If they like you for you, you've got a winner. If they like you for a mask you wear, they'll leave when they see the true you. Nobody likes a suck-up.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 10:34 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 10:13 PM
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Yes, indeed. Like the young woman down the road, whose husband just decided he didn't want to be married anymore. Nothing wrong with her, he says. No point to counseling, trying to make it work. He just wants to be single and hit the bars with his buddies and sleep around. He's too young to be tied down.
Maybe he should have thought of that before they had two kids. Maybe he should have thought of that before they agreed she should quit her job so she could raise the kids.
So, yeah, after a year and a half of trying, and with him now shacked up with some 19 yr old chick, she initiated divorce proceedings.
Moral: the person who formally initiates legal proceedings is not necessarily the one who wanted out and broke up the marriage.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 06, 2016 10:34 PM (T/5A0)
Moral: the person who formally initiates legal proceedings is not necessarily the one who wanted out and broke up the marriage.
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Bravo. I get sick of these anti-woman posts.
Posted by: iforgot at June 06, 2016 10:35 PM (5o5ek)
And you know I baked the first custard pie that Chuckles the Clown ever sat in, don't you?
Posted by: Sue Anne Nivens at June 06, 2016 10:35 PM (DW+jj)
Trump was against any military action in Iraq. At least at one time. It's impossible to keep up with his positions.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 06, 2016 10:36 PM (MNgU2)
Not saying it's global or that every experience is the same. Just my personal observation.
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:36 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:36 PM (1ZOkK)
The making of that movie should be a movie itself.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 10:30 PM (6Ey7x)
Longtime Hollywood stunt pilot Paul Mantz was killed during the filming, in a crash of the "Phoenix". He was a friend of Amelia Earhart.
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2016 10:36 PM (sdi6R)
Turns out her password really was "overcharge"
Posted by: Russian Ambassador at June 06, 2016 10:37 PM (39g3+)
Trump was against any military action in Iraq. At least at one time. It's impossible to keep up with his positions.
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Interestingly you could say the same of Hillary and Iraq....
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 10:37 PM (pibXr)
I think they haven't reunited because most of them died from AIDS.
Posted by: Slappy at June 06, 2016 10:24 PM (rtfSu)
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All but 2 cast members of The Boys In the Band -- the straight ones...
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 06, 2016 10:37 PM (iQIUe)
Or the guy down the road whose wife was fucking around on him behind his back, secretly ran him into crushing debt to fuel her pill habit, and wrecked his cars while under the influence. It runs both ways. The myth that it's always some guy trading in his wife on a younger model or running around on her is bullshit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 10:37 PM (0mRoj)
I'm surprised his "big" Bond-typecast-breaking role in 1965's "The Hill" didn't have his character give an ambiguous reply to gay overtures. That was an abominable choice for TCM's Memorial Day Marathon programming
Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 10:37 PM (OC+TJ)
decided he didn't want to be married anymore. Nothing wrong with her,
he says. No point to counseling, trying to make it work. He just wants
to be single and hit the bars with his buddies and sleep around. He's
too young to be tied down.
This is the kind of thing that makes me wish it were legal to hire someone to take care of nasty people like this. Not to kill him, just to have someone give him a surprise kick in the balls once a week.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 06, 2016 10:37 PM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2016 10:37 PM (3ZoRf)
"If you had to vote today in a matchup between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, who would you vote for?"
Trump 36%
Hillary 29%
Other 35%
If you had to vote today in a matchup between Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump and Gary Johnson, who would you vote for?
Trump 29%
Hillary 26%
Johnson 16%
Other 29%
http://gravismarketing.com/polling-and-market-research/current-utah-polling/
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 06, 2016 10:37 PM (vBeA5)
Trump needs to ask this question during the campaign.
Why are we getting weaker every day?
Posted by: eman at June 06, 2016 10:37 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2016 10:38 PM (uz/Pv)
Eh....two captains in the Air Force....the male is on pace to get on Staff at the National Recon Office....
He goes TDY to the Puzzle Palace and Chantilly....
comes back wife who HE put through college to get her commission says "I never want to leave Mexifornia" at the airport, resigns....turns out she has been looking at Thai Lady Boy pron...
shit happens...
He married better and had the kids she wouldn't have everyone is happy the end.
I hate how impulsive and hedonistic we've become.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:38 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Ken at June 06, 2016 10:38 PM (LQLeS)
It's not anti-woman to point out that they do have moral agency and culpability. The Lifetime Channel version of these things is a comfortable lie women like to tell themselves to feel better.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 10:39 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Fritz at June 06, 2016 10:39 PM (f40FU)
Oh yes. That was the crux of my comment.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 10:39 PM (6Ey7x)
Where I came from, the more common cause of divorce was women playing wife for a year or two so they could get a bunch of "free" stuff. It was rampant, and contributed greatly to my skeptical worldview.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 10:39 PM (HalrA)
movie that I dislike his character.
He's kind of a d bag.
Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 10:40 PM (qUNWi)
Eh never forget "Bond" is a Kim Philby era Brit Spook...
he probably has been rogering if the Cambridge 5 are an indicator.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:40 PM (g8Hfr)
If you read MRA (men's rights activist) sites like AVoiceForMen.com, they regularly ridicule sites such as The Good Men Project. AVFM claims that GMP is basically just a front site for radical feminism, trying to make hatred of masculinity more palatable to the mainstream.
Not sure if I agree, I haven't bothered to check the site that often. Having said that, IMHO modern-day feminism has definitely gone off the rails (see Amanda Marcotte and vicious victicrat idiots like her), which is why I admit I enjoy reading AVFM and how they're pushing back.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 06, 2016 10:40 PM (ntObR)
Didn't even know they made a Spelunker Barbie.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 06, 2016 10:40 PM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Farmer Bob
See my post above at #6.
Posted by: Oblig. at June 06, 2016 10:40 PM (iFGRa)
Posted by: Jake at June 06, 2016 10:40 PM (YNyCj)
One in a million shot, doc. One in a million.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 10:41 PM (6Ey7x)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at June 06, 2016 10:41 PM (O4NI/)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 06, 2016 10:41 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 06, 2016 10:41 PM (Nwg0u)
Church of the Sub-genius.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 10:42 PM (0mRoj)
So many lives snuffed out in mid turn-around.
tsk
Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 10:42 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at June 06, 2016 10:41 PM (O4NI/)
Damn dude... pass that stuff over here!!!!
Posted by: Don Quixote at June 06, 2016 10:42 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 06, 2016 10:43 PM (T/cxb)
Sure, let's set the entire mu.nu server farm on nuclear fire. What could go wrong?... :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 06, 2016 10:43 PM (ntObR)
She was just looking for her Potato Ricer.
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 10:43 PM (6kxiP)
Nordic Paganism for the winz
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:43 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Rick Lazio at June 06, 2016 10:43 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Sexual Tyrannosaurus with an itch at June 06, 2016 10:43 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:43 PM (bS6uW)
He was a disagreeable task-master for sure. But, Stewart could make me believe he was actually the captain of a C-119 flying across N. Africa. When they re-did it a few years ago Dennis Quaid couldn't convince me to buy ice.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 10:44 PM (6Ey7x)
Slacker.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 06, 2016 10:43 PM (T/cxb)
Sub Genius? Navy Nuc School????
Posted by: Don Quixote at June 06, 2016 10:44 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Infidel at June 06, 2016 10:44 PM (PPaJi)
The Rap Music Industry hardest hit.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Sexual Tyrannosaurus with an itch at June 06, 2016 10:43 PM (rwI+c)
Community college attendance at record lows.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 10:44 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 06, 2016 10:44 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 10:44 PM (6kxiP)
I definitely think that Kinsey and the 'spectrum' were a method of mainstreaming homosexuality and making more men believe themselves to be gay. If the line is set at 'hasn't had sex with a man or desired to have sex with a man,' then most guys are straight. If it's a 'spectrum' and you're 'a little gay' if you've thought that a man was attractive, it makes homosexuality seem more prevalent and normal.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 10:44 PM (kumBu)
They do however, though not as much as men still, get things stuck up their hoo-hahs, and there are some amusing tales. One women, they discovered was using her vagina as a special little pocket, a place to put stuff she didn't want to lose or didn't want anybody to steal.
She got something, and dammit I can't remember, something crazy stuck in her vagina.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 10:45 PM (DW+jj)
Slacker.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 06, 2016 10:43 PM (T/cxb)
Sub Genius? Navy Nuc School????
Posted by: Don Quixote at June 06, 2016 10:44 PM (qf6WZ)
Not quite.
Posted by: J.R. "Bob" Dobbs at June 06, 2016 10:45 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Grey Fox at June 06, 2016 10:45 PM (bZ7mE)
I think you have some heavily internalized misandry. Our culture pushes this all the time - it's all men's fault, women are virtuous, if anything goes wrong it's because the big bad man did it. It ain't so.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 10:28 PM
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I agree it ain't so.
Nevertheless, the notion that it's all women's fault is also untrue. Men and women can behave badly and the present culture facilitates the narcissism and irresponsibility of BOTH sexes.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 06, 2016 10:45 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:45 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:45 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 06, 2016 09:48 PM
LMAO, Ace always surprises.
Posted by: Farmer at June 06, 2016 10:46 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 10:46 PM (OC+TJ)
692 On reflection if I can get past the whole immortal soul and Jesus' sacrifice thing(Spoiler I can't) I am probably going home to Asatru...
Nordic Paganism for the winz
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:43 PM (g8Hfr)
The Goddess Irony rules all, yo.
Plus, she's pretty hot and likes to dance.
Posted by: eman at June 06, 2016 10:46 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 10:46 PM (kumBu)
http://tinyurl.com/h3s4lbf
Unfortunately you run into a lot of these roided-up d-bags at poker rooms.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 06, 2016 10:47 PM (ntObR)
Damn straight, OLIVER sign Chuck up for the dollar shave club...
//Parliamentarian
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:47 PM (g8Hfr)
And the word Frenulum isn't in any of them.
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 10:47 PM (6kxiP)
............................
Lenin & the Bolsheviks.
Posted by: josephistan at June 06, 2016 10:47 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:47 PM (1ZOkK)
Try Psychology Today or a whole host of other places that can confirm that women initiate almost 70% of all divorces in the U.S.
Reasons why are a whole different story.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Fired from driving the Scooby Van at June 06, 2016 10:48 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 06, 2016 10:48 PM (ntObR)
She got something, and dammit I can't remember, something crazy stuck in her vagina.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 10:45 PM (DW+jj)
A waffle iron?
Posted by: eman at June 06, 2016 10:48 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 10:46 PM (kumBu)
Problem is, most young men, in my experience anyway, get absolutely shit advice in this area. They're told the most important things are to be "nice," treat her like a queen (barf), and do everything you can to make her "happy" no matter what the cost. This is a recipe for disaster.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 10:48 PM (0mRoj)
Yes. At the beginning he's established as a bitter old pilot that has sabotaged his flying career throughout his life. I believe his character evolved for the better throughout the movie.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 06, 2016 10:48 PM (MNgU2)
Sexuality/gender is "socially constructed" and totally malleable, right?
But it's crazytalk to talk about gays "recruiting" boys, because sexuality/gender is totally not socially constructed, right?
But the whole concept of binary gender is obsolete, because sexuality/gender is whatever we want it to be, right?
But you can't change or reform a gay person, because it's locked into their genes, right?
But . . .
But . . .
NORMAN! PLEASE COORDINATE!
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 06, 2016 10:49 PM (45dXK)
Posted by: Jake at June 06, 2016 10:49 PM (YNyCj)
Which is the one that burns the Wicker Man?
It just makes so much sense.
Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 10:49 PM (qUNWi)
A Roomba?
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 10:49 PM (6kxiP)
and some women send their GI downrange Gangbang DVDs where the Husband is not even on the same continent let alone involved....
breaking news people suck...
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:49 PM (g8Hfr)
Which is the one that burns the Wicker Man?
It just makes so much sense.
Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 10:49 PM (qUNWi)
OH GOD NOT THE BEES, NOT THE BEES!!!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 10:50 PM (0mRoj)
I actually know this to be a thing, recently.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:50 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Shinjinrui at June 06, 2016 10:50 PM (4SznG)
I actually know this to be a thing, recently.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:50 PM (1ZOkK)
So, the Modern Woman wants to be a beard?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 10:50 PM (0mRoj)
He was a disagreeable task-master for sure. But, Stewart could make me believe he was actually the captain of a C-119 flying across N. Africa. When they re-did it a few years ago Dennis Quaid couldn't convince me to buy ice.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 10:44 PM (6Ey7x)
I haven't seen the remake and see no reason to. I just don't get the impetus to remake movies that were done right the first time, except that Hollywood is completely out of ideas.
Honestly, I expect them to announce a remake of "Casablanca" any day now.
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2016 10:51 PM (sdi6R)
Me and my friends used to discuss this. Perfectly normal chick and she's obsessed with some useless asshole driving an old beater, no money, nobody likes, who's bad to her.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 10:51 PM (6Ey7x)
Garage Remote?
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 10:51 PM (6kxiP)
An automatic transmission?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 06, 2016 10:51 PM (T/cxb)
She got something, and dammit I can't remember, something crazy stuck in her vagina.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 10:45 PM (DW+jj)
A waffle iron?
Posted by: eman at June 06, 2016 10:48 PM (MQEz6)
Pontoon?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 10:51 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 10:50 PM (0mRoj)
That explains so much.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 10:51 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:51 PM (bS6uW)
A) There's a reason Chateau Heartise once called the Good Men Project website the "Good Geldings Project" (spot on!)
B) 70-80% of divorces being initiated by women is not to deny that sometimes the guy checked out first. But we live in a society that basically teaches girls to sleep around and prioritize careers above starting families...and tells men to "man up" and marry someone pushing their 30s and fertility limits who has been with God knows how many guys. It's not "anti-woman" to point this out. Women decide if and when sex happens. Hence why those who treat women as they are and not as they like them to be get more sex&love.
Jane, if your son really is serious about putting himself first before dealing with a needy girl, it's possible he feels the same way as many of us "anti-woman" (read:pro-feminine, non-obese women) commentators.
Cheers!
Posted by: Danny Donkey at June 06, 2016 10:51 PM (bp9UF)
Like "The Good German Project."
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 06, 2016 10:51 PM (45dXK)
so she wants at a minimum a metrosexual if not a full on glee man?
Makes sense I guess.
Your son will be fine by the way, Lad10077 has made up his mind "nothing serious until after my military time" even though he is dating.
I have always said your son is a class act, and he learned a lot of it from you IMHO.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:52 PM (g8Hfr)
As I mentioned earlier, I've got an unattached sister that meets those criteria. She is conservative too. Unfortunately has chronic depression and anxiety issues, which she is slowly overcoming (I hope).
She needs someone better than the flakypajama-boys she seems to attract.
So yes, they are out there.
Posted by: Grey Fox at June 06, 2016 10:52 PM (bZ7mE)
Actually IMHO marriage is like dieting. Too many people think they can go on some quickie dring-this-chocolaty-muck thing for a couple weeks and voila! lose 20 pounds. Then like clockwork, they gain the 20 pounds and more back, in less time than it took to lose the weight.
Keeping the weight off requires an entire lifestyle change. And so it goes with marriage. Too many men and women stop trying to impress each other once they're married, thinking they're "done." You're never "done" with keeping someone attracted to you. It takes a lifetime of work, diligence and sacrifice.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 06, 2016 10:52 PM (ntObR)
Which is the one that burns the Wicker Man?
It just makes so much sense.
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Can't go wrong with burning Nicholas Cage.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 06, 2016 10:52 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:47 PM (1ZOkK) "
Not necessarily. Most women who fit that description are either already married, or there's a reason they're single. He'll probably end up compromising on one of those qualities. If he's looking for marriage, you may as well compromise on looks, which are going to fade with time anyway.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 10:52 PM (kumBu)
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Good. Just what this thread needed. A story about a Barbie doll stuck in a guys ass.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2016 10:52 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 10:50 PM (0mRoj)
Let's ask Mooch.
Oops. She's too busy grieving over waking up in a house built by slaves every morning.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:53 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 10:53 PM (6kxiP)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 06, 2016 10:53 PM (ucDmr)
Rick will be in love with Laszlo this time around.
Posted by: Hollywood 2016 at June 06, 2016 10:53 PM (uhIjp)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck
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The pilot of the aircraft, Paul Mantz, was killed during the filming when it crashed.
An interesting aside:
"During World War II, Mantz enlisted and was commissioned a major (later promoted to colonel), serving in the First Motion Picture Unit (FMPU) in California. Following an August 1944 honorable discharge, Mantz purchased a fleet of 475 wartime surplus bombers and fighters (including North American P-51 Mustang fighters) for $55,000 to use in film work. Mantz joked that he had the sixth-largest air force in the world, and sold the fleet's onboard fuel for a profit on his initial investment.[8] Retaining only 12 aircraft, the remainder of his "air force" was sold off as "scrap" at a handsome profit."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 10:54 PM (ANVXm)
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:54 PM (bS6uW)
748 Nothing says 'I Miss You, Honey' like a good, home-made, old-fashioned gang-bang DVD.
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 10:53 PM (6kxiP)
It's okay, there was no kissing.
Posted by: eman at June 06, 2016 10:54 PM (MQEz6)
If you're not prepared to bury a very much aged and addled version of the person at the altar beside you leave....
*that* is the goal/duty.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:54 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:47 PM (1ZOkK) "
Also, I'm sure your son is a catch, but you're also his mother, so obviously you're going to think the world of him. My grandmother can't believe I'm single because she thinks I'm the world's most eligible bachelor.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 10:55 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: Alzheimer's woman at June 06, 2016 10:55 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 10:55 PM (OC+TJ)
A Mondale 84' Snow Globe?
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 10:55 PM (6kxiP)
oh man........that was a disaster. lolno hollywood.
Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 10:55 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:55 PM (bS6uW)
"Wish you were here...I need licked clean!"
//GI Wife with ran up credit cards, a new pill habit, and a few STDs...
People suck, that shit kills people.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:56 PM (g8Hfr)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDjFI3kbxuo
I think he's just as confused as everyone else, he ended up losing Christie Brinkley. But at least he left behind a fun song.
"Maybe she's the quiet type who's into heavy metal..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 06, 2016 10:56 PM (ntObR)
It was useless and a waste of time. No where near the original. I saw it on TV one day and thought I'd check it out. Spared to death for 2 hours.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 10:56 PM (6Ey7x)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 06, 2016 10:56 PM (ODxAs)
He actually told us recently he just doesn't care. He's focused on finishing school and his career plans.
So, thankfully, there's that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:56 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 06, 2016 10:56 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 10:56 PM (zOTsN)
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It'll be pretty much the same except everybody's ghey, they're fighting Trump instead of the Nazis, and the line will be, "We'll always have Frisco."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 06, 2016 10:56 PM (Nwg0u)
Just another way liberals are trying to justify their lack of morality and depth-of-character. These gen-x and millenial hacks are going to have a fun time staring into the abyss once they hit 40.
Posted by: Shinjinrui at June 06, 2016 10:56 PM (4SznG)
I'm sure some people may want to call themselves "bi-sexual" because they are ashamed of their inclinations and don't wish to be a swish.
Sorry. One or the other.
Posted by: Trump's Stubby Fingers at June 06, 2016 10:57 PM (SJ184)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 06, 2016 10:57 PM (6FqZa)
A Mondale 84' Snow Globe?
A Winnebago?
Posted by: freaked at June 06, 2016 10:57 PM (BO/km)
Cell phone
Can of hairspray
TV Remote control
Wad of paper towels.
Women usually are doing make shift dildos, and that is usually food items, like hot dogs, cucumbers, bananas, things you can think of that are dildo like. Trouble is, pieces break off and can cause problems. And also, they get stuck.
Dildos and vibrators sometimes get stuck as well, some way some how.
Dildos and makeshifts are the usual fare, but there are some lulus.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 10:57 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 06, 2016 10:57 PM (P/kVC)
No, these are the dudes that are losing to the girls.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 06, 2016 10:58 PM (T/cxb)
There's going to be a remake of "High Noon" coming out soon, that takes place in the inner city.
Title is "11:55."
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 06, 2016 10:58 PM (ntObR)
Whatever depraved acts y'all discussing, if you are not celebrating it you are hating.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 06, 2016 10:57 PM (P/kVC)
To hate evil is no vice.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 10:58 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 10:58 PM (ANVXm)
I didn't make the rules...
Posted by: navybrat at June 06, 2016 10:58 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 10:51 PM (6Ey7x) "
Certainly, some women are attracted to damaged men. I think part of it is the 'nurturing' instinct - a guy who has his shit together is boring. So much more exciting to be the one woman able to 'fix' the bad boy. Of course, that works about .01% of the time - 99.99% of the time it becomes a standard Lifetime movie plot, with a battered women wondering how this could have possibly happened.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 10:58 PM (kumBu)
Therefore, when "bi-sexuals" go back and forth, they are most likely picking up AIDS and other venereal diseases and then transferring them to their female partner. Nice.
Posted by: Trump's Stubby Fingers at June 06, 2016 10:58 PM (SJ184)
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:58 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 10:58 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:58 PM (1ZOkK)
Eh....Billy Joel is literally the dumbest man on Earth....
Christie Brinkley says "Billy we are worth 20 million, quit touring knock me up the clock is ticking"
Billy Joel says: "sorry Babe the groupies and Elton John are too hot to handle slam"
DUMBEST MAN ON EARTH
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:58 PM (g8Hfr)
Crooked Neck Squash?
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 10:59 PM (6kxiP)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 10:50 PM (0mRoj)
****
Careful. Apparently even questioning this gets one labeled as a H8r.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 10:59 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 06, 2016 10:59 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Donald P. Trump at June 06, 2016 10:59 PM (P/kVC)
I'm sure this has been noted already, but.. um.. how does that work exactly?
I guess it works just like "transgendered" boys in the girls locker room & v.v. ...
IOW, B.S.
As my great-uncle Ralph used to say, "Y'ain't straight just 'cause yer not catchin', bucko."
Ralph was kinda wise but kinda weird.
Posted by: mindful webworker - sockpoppets? at June 06, 2016 10:59 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: trisexual manperson at June 06, 2016 10:59 PM (LQLeS)
If my wife and I accomplished nothing else in our 50 years together except raising 2 of the most beautiful, exceptional girls it would be a fine legacy.
And their kids are being raised the same as we were.
None of this current bullshit that is so prevalent is given any consideration. We live well without it.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 06, 2016 10:59 PM (X35Yt)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck
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Disneyland?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 11:00 PM (ANVXm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 06, 2016 11:00 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 06, 2016 11:01 PM (20X6f)
By way of the Gobi Desert....
"took a wrong turn in ABQ"
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:01 PM (g8Hfr)
Now he can stop peaking over the fence.
Posted by: freaked at June 06, 2016 11:01 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: trisexual manperson at June 06, 2016 11:01 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck
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Disneyland?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 11:00 PM (ANVXm)
That was going to be their second stop. First stop was Benghazi .
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 06, 2016 11:01 PM (MNgU2)
Not even Fire could cleanse that place.
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 11:01 PM (6kxiP)
Posted by: freaked at June 06, 2016 11:02 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:55 PM (bS6uW)
Just a sine of the times.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:02 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: irongrampa at June 06, 2016 10:59 PM (X35Yt)
And that's why you're awesome. Your whole family's going to go on succeeding to the best of their abilities while everyone else wonders why they are still failing despite doing everything they were told.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 11:02 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 06, 2016 11:02 PM (ucDmr)
Not even Fire could cleanse that place.
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 11:01 PM (6kxiP)
It'll get declared a Superfund site.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:03 PM (0mRoj)
I used that PRECISE line about the Prostitution Museum up on Mercury avenue Saturday....
"not even fire can cleanse that place"
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:03 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apparently nonvoting democrat at June 06, 2016 11:03 PM (3Liv/)
is usually food items, like hot dogs, cucumbers, bananas, things you can
think of that are dildo like.
Crooked Neck Squash?
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 10:59 PM (6kxiP)
In the days of public access cable a nice lady read her poem, an ode to zucchini, while hefting a ballbat size zucchini over her shoulder.
Posted by: Donald P. Trump at June 06, 2016 11:03 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 06, 2016 11:04 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2016 10:52 PM (6IPEM)
'This here's a story
'bout Barbie and Stan...'
Posted by: John Cougar mellencamp at June 06, 2016 11:04 PM (6kxiP)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 11:02 PM (HalrA)
Sadly, much of what we were told was bullshit, even the well-intentioned stuff.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:04 PM (0mRoj)
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Bernie is pissed. They are counting the super delegates they think will break Hilldog but they are under no obligation to do so. This is the media trying to suppress the Bernie vote tomorrow.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 06, 2016 11:05 PM (Nwg0u)
Now he can stop peaking over the fence.
Posted by: freaked at June 06, 2016 11:01 PM (BO/km)
And hosing down the perimeter with bleach.
Posted by: Donald P. Trump at June 06, 2016 11:05 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: speedster1 at June 06, 2016 11:05 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 11:05 PM (bS6uW)
Just yesterday, I think, we were discussing my time machine idea of going back to the fall of '45 with lots of $$$ and buying two of everything to store away.
475 aircraft for $55K??? Can't imagine they were all air-worthy - or that even most of them were.
Anyway that's fascinating.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2016 11:05 PM (QDnY+)
And, yet, it's so obvious. There's a reason no one wastes time on them. Except a woman.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 11:05 PM (6Ey7x)
BJs.
Some assembly required.
It's like I don't even know you people.
Posted by: speedster1 at June 06, 2016 11:05 PM (vUcdz)
Yeah yeah. Feel good, but when you look down you realize you're gay.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:06 PM (0mRoj)
One: If one requires some strangers on a website for validation as to their manhood, that person is not a man.
Two: The "The Good Men Project" website has a suspicious number of women listed as editors and contributors.
Three: What a bunch of pansies.
That is all.
Posted by: Shinjinrui at June 06, 2016 11:06 PM (4SznG)
I'd love to hate fuck Jennifer Granholm.
Channeling John Candy in Splash, flashing a Penthouse: "They printed my letter. A liberal no more!"
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 06, 2016 11:06 PM (bQxkN)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck
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Which reminds me, there was a movie by that title:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bengazi_%28film%29
"Last Stop For the Lost"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 11:06 PM (ANVXm)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2016 10:52 PM (6IPEM)
Could've been worse. At least it wasn't a Cabbage Patch Doll.
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at June 06, 2016 11:07 PM (LQLeS)
Lay off your trashing of me, unless you want me to vote for Bernie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:02 PM (1ZOkK)
****
Trump will easily win GA without your vote. Your threat is empty and hollow.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 10:05 PM (YLidQ)
I LOL'd.
Posted by: Blano at June 06, 2016 11:07 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:04 PM (0mRoj)
Nothing they do is well intentioned. Everything they do is in the service of their almighty agenda.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 11:07 PM (HalrA)
I've always wondered why, when Roxy Raye shoves one of those huge water cooler bottle up her ass, why it's always wide-end first. Now I know. She's a pro, indeed.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 11:07 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:04 PM (0mRoj) "
Yeah, the Self Esteem Movement was well intentioned, but it resulted in a generation of complete shitbags. It was already pretty bad when I was being raised, so I can't even imagine how bad it is now.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 11:07 PM (kumBu)
I'm shyyyy...
//Bawney Fwom Bwoston
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:08 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 11:08 PM (bS6uW)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:04 PM (0mRoj)
Nothing they do is well intentioned. Everything they do is in the service of their almighty agenda.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 11:07 PM (HalrA)
I don't mean just them, I'm talking about shitty relationship/marital advice from family and clergy.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:08 PM (0mRoj)
'46-47' you could buy a P-40 or Wildcat for the Princely sum of $500. If you were a high-roller you could get a Hellcat or P-51 for $2k.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 11:09 PM (6Ey7x)
You are in fine form tonight!
[Not a criticism at all...]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2016 11:10 PM (Zu3d9)
'46-47' you could buy a P-40 or Wildcat for the Princely sum of $500. If you were a high-roller you could get a Hellcat or P-51 for $2k.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 11:09 PM (6Ey7x)
And end up in prison for counterfeiting and fraud when they take a look at your cash.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:10 PM (0mRoj)
I think the 80s accelerated the rot...
a *lot* of us were happy and trying to be nice so more and more of us reached out to try to end bullying, sexual stigma, etc etc
Little did we know the 90s and Barney the Gay Red Dino would happen....generation tippy cup was fucked over from age 2.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:10 PM (g8Hfr)
She got something, and dammit I can't remember, something crazy stuck in her vagina.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius)
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We had a "lady" who was concealing her 5 shot 22 revolver in hers.
Posted by: Glen Beck at June 06, 2016 11:10 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: dr cornholio, proctologist to the stars at June 06, 2016 11:10 PM (6FqZa)
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This is what you've always wondered about?
Not judging. Just sayin.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2016 11:10 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 11:07 PM (DW+jj)
Wait, if the low pressure is the problem, couldn't you 'prep' the bottle by poking a small hole in one end so the pressure is normalized both... inside and out?
....
Yep, today has been a weird day comment wise.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2016 11:11 PM (3ZoRf)
We live in decadent times indeed.
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at June 06, 2016 11:11 PM (LQLeS)
a *lot* of us were happy and trying to be nice so more and more of us reached out to try to end bullying, sexual stigma, etc etc
Little did we know the 90s and Barney the Gay Red Dino would happen....generation tippy cup was fucked over from age 2.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:10 PM (g8Hfr)
It certainly didn't help.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:12 PM (0mRoj)
I was wondering where the 10th bowling pin went back home at Thunderbowl Bowling alley...
my ex *did* seem extra sated.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:12 PM (g8Hfr)
Btw, very glad to hear that your mom has shown some improvement. I hope it continues
Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2016 11:13 PM (6IPEM)
.....
Some Thompsons, BAR's and M2's would prolly pay off quite well also
Posted by: Jake at June 06, 2016 11:13 PM (YNyCj)
Posted by: sven
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I always distrusted Mr. Rogers. Kinda pervy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 11:13 PM (ANVXm)
Will ace lend me his time machine, and the $, you think, to go back and buy an AOSHQ air force?
I get dibs on the Corsair.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2016 11:14 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: sven
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I always distrusted Mr. Rogers. Kinda pervy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 11:13 PM (ANVXm)
It was those faggy sweaters.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:14 PM (0mRoj)
Crooked Neck Squash?
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 06, 2016 11:14 PM (c7vUv)
A fair number of people bought them. Turned them into crop-dusters. Used the motors for irrigation and aluminum to repair barns. Left them hacked into pieces for decades until Warbird hunters went tracking then down in the 1970s.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 11:14 PM (6Ey7x)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 06, 2016 11:15 PM (uAvJJ)
Good. Just what this thread needed. A story about a Barbie doll stuck in a guys ass.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2016 10:52 PM (6IPEM)
Would it make you feel better if the story was about a G.I. Joe action figure stuck in a guy's ass?
Posted by: Slappy at June 06, 2016 11:15 PM (rtfSu)
Posted by: Trump's Stubby Fingers at June 06, 2016 10:57 PM (SJ184)
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It's Science!!!!
And they were all born that way!!! Science!
So other cultures, where homosexual behavior was common among whole social classes or even the whole populace, well,.....it was genetic!!!! They were all secretly homos, except that it wasn't a secret. They were all genetic freaks!!!
I do believe that a tiny minority are born with an attraction to their own sex and an inability to be attracted to the opposite sex. These are the true "gays," as we now call them.
But environment and culture play a role too. It is an historical FACT that many men can be attracted to both sexes.
That is why the behavior manifests itself at different times in different cultures.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 06, 2016 11:15 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 11:13 PM (ANVXm)
It was those faggy sweaters.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:14 PM (0mRoj)
This is the part of the college discussion where someone says they read somewhere that he was a navy seal or something and was a total badass...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2016 11:15 PM (3ZoRf)
A Mondale 84' Snow Globe?
A Winnebago?
Posted by: freaked at June 06, 2016 10:57 PM (BO/km)
VHS tape of the movie "Mannequin Two: On the Move"?
Posted by: Slappy at June 06, 2016 11:16 PM (rtfSu)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 11:16 PM (zOTsN)
I was thinking a few crates of Singer 1911s, a pristine Thompson, a BAR, some factory carbines (the ones kept at the factories as models), and some mint M-1s (Winchester) out of Springfield would tide me over. OK, a Victory 38 special too.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2016 11:16 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:55 PM (bS6uW)
Just a sine of the times.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:02 PM (0mRoj)
Secant you shall find.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 06, 2016 11:16 PM (oKE6c)
A fair number of people bought them. Turned them into crop-dusters. Used the motors for irrigation and aluminum to repair barns. Left them hacked into pieces for decades until Warbird hunters went tracking then down in the 1970s.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 11:14 PM (6Ey7x)
I was referring to going back in time with currency from today. You'd have a hell of a time explaining that one. You'd end up either in prison or an asylum.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:16 PM (0mRoj)
Yup...
Fred always had this gleam in his eye like he WANTED you to ride to the "land of make-believe...." a little TOO much.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:16 PM (g8Hfr)
Oh more things stuck in the vag:
Rolled-up Donny Osmond poster
Handcuff keys (got tangled in IUD, causing cervix irritation)
Another woman, Scotland, had a 5" dildo shoved up there for 10 years. She forgot about it.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 11:17 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Jake
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I recall M1 carbines selling for ~$50 (?) at Sears,
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 11:18 PM (ANVXm)
Barbie is silent and a look of confusion settles on her face.
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at June 06, 2016 11:18 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 11:17 PM (DW+jj)
Holy hell. How did she not end up with sepsis?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:18 PM (0mRoj)
He saved Lee Marvin at Pork Chop Hill so the legend goes...
Lee Marvin got shot in the ass and Fred held down a whole sector by himself with grenades and tennis shoes.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:18 PM (g8Hfr)
As you say, inflation. But, yes, borry Ace's time machine and I'd take my wad back 70 years and build a fortune. Hell, I'd lend you the money to bring those beauties back.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 11:19 PM (6Ey7x)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2016 10:52 PM (6IPEM)
Would it make you feel better if the story was about a G.I. Joe action figure stuck in a guy's ass?
Posted by: Slappy at June 06, 2016 11:15 PM (rtfSu)
I can think of worse alternatives.
Posted by: Optimus Prime at June 06, 2016 11:19 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:16 PM (0mRoj) "
That's why you need to bring back gold. Time Travel 101.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 11:20 PM (kumBu)
From wikipedia, he never served in the military. He graduated from a theological seminary. Married in 1952 with two children. Also, a vegetarian because he "never wanted to eat anything that had a mother."
Ok, there goes one college fun fact.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2016 11:20 PM (3ZoRf)
G.I. Joe, a real American Homo!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 06, 2016 11:20 PM (T/cxb)
Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 11:20 PM (qUNWi)
In high school a friend had his pilot's license, a few times we'd go flying at lunch. Once we landed at a field not far from the high school, where to this day CalFire has their regional air element. I recall the two-engined planes lined up, one "active" the two others being cannibalized for parts.
I distinctly remember the weeds growing up/into the wheel wells of the two cannibalized planes.
Always wondered exactly when WWII aircraft transitioned from "trash" to "treasure". Sometime in the 80s, I'm guessing. Some collectors and curators probably know.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2016 11:20 PM (QDnY+)
"Nice rocks you have...why are you acting like it's valuable?"
//Assholes in 2845
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:20 PM (g8Hfr)
I was jsut there last Friday and had a clazone and Shiner Bock drafts. No shooting then!
Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at June 06, 2016 11:21 PM (CL76w)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 06, 2016 11:05
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Well, a full court press on behalf of the Bitch was 100% predictable.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 06, 2016 11:21 PM (T/5A0)
....
they made some select fire models also right?
Posted by: Jake at June 06, 2016 11:21 PM (YNyCj)
Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 11:21 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Could buy a nice P-51D in the early 70s for 60K.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 06, 2016 11:21 PM (c7vUv)
John Denver and Captain Kangaroo are the ones you have to keep an eye on...
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:21 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 11:22 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at June 06, 2016 11:22 PM (LQLeS)
Good times, good times. They oughta start doing those again.
Posted by: mindful webworker - old whippersnapper at June 06, 2016 11:23 PM (5a8XA)
another one has a dead O-2 Bird Dog
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:23 PM (g8Hfr)
http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-03-14
"now that I know where you keep them, I won't be inclined to borrow them" seems an apropos quote here.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 06, 2016 11:24 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2016 11:24 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Zucchini or cucumber? at June 06, 2016 11:24 PM (LQLeS)
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It would have made an interesting episode of Antiques Roadshow.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 06, 2016 11:24 PM (sl+zA)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:25 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 06, 2016 11:25 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 06, 2016 11:25 PM (RHnu3)
We live in decadent times indeed.
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller
If only the men on Utah beach could see what was in store today.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 06, 2016 11:25 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 11:25 PM (zOTsN)
NO IT'S NOT TRUEEEEEEE I'LL NEVER JOIN YOUUUUU!
//Bronko on the Balcony
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:25 PM (g8Hfr)
It's been up and down like that the whole time, really. But it's an upward trend.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 11:26 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 11:26 PM (6kxiP)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 06, 2016 11:25 PM (RHnu3)
I couldn't care less what observances the goat-fucking mohammedans are holding today.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:26 PM (0mRoj)
The real goal, of course, is to criminalize disagreement with them.
Posted by: starboardhelm at June 06, 2016 11:26 PM (hOtJL)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 06, 2016 11:26 PM (MNgU2)
That's an urban legend.
It was Korea.
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 11:26 PM (6kxiP)
Taught Carlos Hathcock everything he knew.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:27 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:06 PM (1ZOkK)
Must be related in some way to Bremaloes?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2016 11:27 PM (GSdpU)
It was the 70s/80s window. A lot of that CalFire twins were probably A-26s. It was an extremely popular FF airplane. It was a hot twin that could carry a load fast.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 11:27 PM (6Ey7x)
Posted by: Barbie at June 06, 2016 11:27 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 06, 2016 11:27 PM (45dXK)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 06, 2016 11:28 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:28 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2016 11:24 PM (3ZoRf) "
Dr. Ruth, on the other hand, was legitimately an Israeli sniper during the War of Independence.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 11:28 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 11:29 PM (zOTsN)
That's an urban legend.
It was Korea.
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 11:26 PM (6kxiP)
Taught Carlos Hathcock everything he knew.
And here I thought he had something to with dive bombers.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 06, 2016 11:29 PM (T/cxb)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:29 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 11:29 PM (6Ey7x)
NC State and Coastal Carolina are in a nail-biter.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 06, 2016 11:30 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2016 11:30 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 11:30 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 11:31 PM (6Ey7x)
If he had told you he'd have had to kill you...
VIA PING PONG BALL!
//Mr. G Jeans
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:31 PM (g8Hfr)
Would it make you feel better if the story was about a G.I. Joe action figure stuck in a guy's ass?
Posted by: Slappy at June 06, 2016 11:15 PM (rtfSu)
I can think of worse alternatives.
Posted by: Optimus Prime at June 06, 2016 11:19 PM (3Liv/)
Yeah, a G.I. Joe action figure with all of its limbs outstretched.
Posted by: Slappy at June 06, 2016 11:32 PM (rtfSu)
Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 11:32 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 11:28 PM (kumBu)
"Today, vee talk about zex and zex and minute of angle!"
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jake at June 06, 2016 11:32 PM (YNyCj)
and isn't this too the story of Bronko Bama?
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:32 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Megan at June 06, 2016 11:33 PM (0mRoj)
Yes. Yes, it would.
Posted by: Gumby at June 06, 2016 11:33 PM (6kxiP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2016 11:30 PM (3ZoRf)
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Without a combat record he never made it to Major Kangaroo.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 06, 2016 11:33 PM (sl+zA)
Brad Pitt? Matt Damon?
Yeah.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 11:33 PM (6Ey7x)
Captain Kangaroo? Was in the Marine Corps reserve, but was still in the states when Japan surrendered.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I remember the old rumors that had him fighting in the Pacific with Lee Marvin.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 06, 2016 11:34 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Roxy Raye at June 06, 2016 11:34 PM (DW+jj)
The funny thing is how often did Stewart play a straight up badass?
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:34 PM (g8Hfr)
The funny thing is how often did Stewart play a straight up badass?
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:34 PM (g8Hfr)
He did give old Mr. Potter what for in It's a Wonderful Life.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:35 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mark at June 06, 2016 08:39 PM (vruxT)
ding ding ding.
now bend-over for your prize
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at June 06, 2016 11:35 PM (12kBq)
Posted by: Barney Frank at June 06, 2016 11:36 PM (6kxiP)
USA Grumman OV-1C Mohawk Sn. 61-02698 crashed in Georgia, USA. After take-off the pilot requested a return landing. When queried by the tower he reported that he had a runaway prop but didn't declare an emergency. During turn to final approach the aircraft crashed a half mile short of runway 29. Both the pilot and the Technical Observer attempted ejection but were unsuccessful because it was initiated outside the performance capabilities of the ejection seat.
They didn't have zero-zero ejection seats. He waited too late.
RIP Lawson Bittaker
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 11:37 PM (9mTYi)
"Bend in the River"
"Flight...."
"Bandolero"
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 11:37 PM (6Ey7x)
Now batting in bottom of the 8th.
Up 4-3 over Coastal Carolina.
I need a cookie.
All of this baseball is making me honggggrrrrry.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 06, 2016 11:38 PM (T/5A0)
Sorry to hear it....the O-1s were definitely from a different time.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:38 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 11:38 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 06, 2016 11:39 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 06, 2016 11:39 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 11:39 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 06, 2016 11:39 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:40 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: thathalfrican - keeping people on their toes like they hate sittin' at June 06, 2016 11:40 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 11:38 PM (zOTsN)
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Maet is probably in first class being waited on by six lovely geishas on the AoSHQ expense account.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 06, 2016 11:41 PM (sl+zA)
Damn shame the right doesn't attack the academic legitimacy of grievance studies and offers to have the student loans forgiven if the student signs on to a RICO fraud case.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:41 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 11:41 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2016 11:41 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
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Hold it. You're in NC? Did I know that?
My regards to McCrory.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 11:42 PM (9mTYi)
Jeez.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2016 11:42 PM (3ZoRf)
I am embarrassed. (One of and in my opinion) the best Western ever made.
*Hangs head*
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 11:42 PM (6Ey7x)
The last person on the right to attack the left on ideas was Reagan.
THe right sucks at this. They are constantly against interchangeable people but never address the ideas that create this shit.
Posted by: thathalfrican - keeping people on their toes like they hate sittin' at June 06, 2016 11:44 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: BignJames at June 06, 2016 11:44 PM (j7iSn)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 06, 2016 11:41 PM (sl+zA)
If it's on his AOSHQ account, he's on a beaten down old school bus with a half-dozen live chickens and a Mexican tranny hooker with a five-o-clock shadow that keeps trying to steal his wallet.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:44 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 06, 2016 11:45 PM (MNgU2)
This is so unprecedented that even the MSNBC talkng heads are questioning this "between the lines."
So are the NBC properties desperate for attention, or, more likely, Hillary's internal polling shows her losing CA and she wants to declare victory early.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 06, 2016 11:45 PM (bQxkN)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 11:45 PM (zOTsN)
"... enlisted in the United States Army as a Private. Herbert later joined the United States Army Air Forces, took pilot training, and became a B-24 bomber pilot who flew 56 combat missions from Italy with the 767th Bomb Squadron, 461st Bomb Group of the Fifteenth Air Force. When Herbert was discharged in 1945 he was a Captain and had earned the Distinguished Flying Cross and the Air Medal with three oak leaf clusters."
Now... think about Bill Nye.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 11:45 PM (9mTYi)
My regards to McCrory.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 11:42 PM (9mTYi)
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LOL. No, just watching the NC State baseball game, which is being played there. If they win this, they go to the super-regionals.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 06, 2016 11:45 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 11:46 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 11:46 PM (6Ey7x)
I am embarrassed. (One of and in my opinion) the best Western ever made.
*Hangs head*
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 11:42 PM (6Ey7x)
I remember that movie. I always thought it was a strange line when a guy says something like "I hate Henrys (Henry Rifles), they take to long to kill anything."
That and the line "One in a million." referring to the rifle which is the plot point of the movie are most of what I remember.
Was that the one where the one guy is ricocheting bullets off a boulder behind a guy hiding behind a boulder in order to get him?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2016 11:47 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 06, 2016 11:47 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: keena at June 06, 2016 11:48 PM (RiTnx)
Posted by: keena at June 06, 2016 11:49 PM (RiTnx)
Lord, it is raining cats and dogs in Raleigh.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 06, 2016 11:39 PM (T/5A0)
Be sure to grab one of them to use as tomorrow's safe space pet
Posted by: chemjeff at June 06, 2016 11:52 PM (uAvJJ)
***
So an interesting thing happens around 35-40 - the calculus changes.
Pretty girls rule the world when they are young...but for those that ride the carousel hitting that age means the ride starts to stop...and it is hard for them...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 10:04 PM (pibXr)
Then they try to find some beta chump to marry them.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 10:05 PM (DMWVF)
Then there's those lifelong marriages like mine and others here, in sickness and in health, until death do you part.
Quaint in the age of Trump, but they do exist.
Posted by: stace at June 07, 2016 12:01 AM (ozZau)
Posted by: radar at June 07, 2016 12:02 AM (dv34Z)
Posted by: radar at June 07, 2016 12:07 AM (dv34Z)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 07, 2016 12:08 AM (FtrY1)
There was an adorable young player -- about 14 and seemingly smart as a whip. Who couldn't add 9 and 5 in her head. But I bet she can tell you all about Manzanar, Tuskegee, and the Trail of Tears.
On the up side, she was playing a paladin who wanted to kill everything we met and take their stuff. Some things never change.
Posted by: Phunctor at June 07, 2016 12:15 AM (CKGil)
Funny that, you'd think SJW indoctrinated kids would play Paladins "right."
Posted by: sven10077 at June 07, 2016 12:24 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Oblig. at June 07, 2016 12:34 AM (iFGRa)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 10:51 PM (6Ey7x)
Hey! I drive old beaters. Where's all the hot wimmens?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2016 12:40 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: Fred Z at June 07, 2016 12:43 AM (bD8F6)
Posted by: salfter at June 07, 2016 12:49 AM (TNUE9)
Submitted completely without snark:
I sincerely hope my daughters meet someone like you. I hope there are some men of character left.
Posted by: Daisy at June 07, 2016 01:05 AM (vaFpc)
Posted by: Maxwell Smart at June 07, 2016 01:19 AM (FtrY1)
We are heading towards where ancient Rome was on this sort of thing. Late stage of the Empire. What could go wrong?
Posted by: Evi L. Bloggerlady at June 07, 2016 09:01 AM (hUf3d)
"That leads me to the conclusion that this man is either gay himself...or not straight."
"The world is schlock!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We8MeWpyBgA
Posted by: Grizzled Coastie at June 07, 2016 09:06 AM (GV08/)
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