Status: True, and Fabulous


Exactly.

To be honest, my first reaction is to say "What nonsense. These guys aren't straight."

However, that was true of my generation and the generations before.

I'm sure this new crew does a lot of Experimental Play.

Posted by: Ace at 08:25 PM




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1 Call a spade a spade. If you're taking a dick up your butt, you're not straight. I refuse to play this linguistic chicanery game anymore.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 08:22 PM (HalrA)

2 *eyebrow slowly rises*


This could be an interesting thread...

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at June 06, 2016 08:23 PM (kSJLl)

3 "I'm a Vegan, except for chicken."

"I'm straight except for the cock in my ass and the occasional tasteful sip of penis."

Posted by: buzzion at June 06, 2016 08:23 PM (z/Ubi)

4 Just close your eyes and pretend it's a warm apple pie.

Posted by: no good deed at June 06, 2016 08:24 PM (9nt94)

5 Bisectuals split their uprights for any team

Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 08:26 PM (OC+TJ)

6 The Onion explains all this in a very, very classic hit:

http://tinyurl.com/majkjg4

Posted by: Oblig. at June 06, 2016 08:26 PM (hjEjJ)

7 I'm sick to death of the constant assault on language. Words have meanings, words describe objective things, and there is an actual, consistent, objective reality behind them.

Fuck all of these people, I'm sick of this shit.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 08:26 PM (HalrA)

8 Boys if you're fiddling with someone else's flute you're a fruit.

nttawwt

Posted by: Mr. Mxyzptlk at June 06, 2016 08:27 PM (kHJ3a)

9 "There is no such thing as 'bisexual.' You either suck a dick or you don't." -Andrew Dice Clay, spokesman for a generation

Posted by: CrustyB at June 06, 2016 08:27 PM (Hnglq)

10 obligatory "it's only gay if you're on the bottom" comment...

Posted by: Pave Low John at June 06, 2016 08:30 PM (b5yHT)

11 I can confirm. Most of my generation are gay.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 06, 2016 08:30 PM (ef6pV)

12 If they're having 'bisexual sex,' doesn't that make them....bisexual?

Or are we claiming there's now a rash of straight guys who, like women, 'experimented' a bit with a roommate in college but are now strictly taco tasters? Maybe a little bit because of gays becoming more visible in society, but I still call bullshit on this being any sort of 'trend.' Most guys still never have and never will have consensual sex with another dude.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 08:31 PM (kumBu)

13 You have got to be kidding.

Maybe all that complaining about hormones in chicken was true. Anyone checked the T-levels of the new generation?

Posted by: Splunge at June 06, 2016 08:31 PM (iMxBJ)

14 I call bullshit on this jackwagoning. A bunch of gay guys just want to norm bisexuality so they have more meat to play with.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at June 06, 2016 08:31 PM (r6ujM)

15 However, that was true of my generation and the generations before.

There's a reason they call me President of These United States.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 06, 2016 08:31 PM (jO7js)

16 "DON'T JUDGE ME, DAD!"

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 08:32 PM (6kxiP)

17 They are gay but they identify as heterosexual.

Who are we to insist that words should mean anything at all.

Posted by: jmt at June 06, 2016 08:32 PM (I8vjj)

18 Anal Bleach Futures are UP!

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 08:33 PM (6kxiP)

19 Oh, you're straight? You only occasionally suck dick?

Posted by: The New Lexicon They're Pushing at June 06, 2016 08:33 PM (jO7js)

20 So...just because you love the c..k, does not mean that you're gay? Not buying it.

Posted by: Zhytamyr at June 06, 2016 08:33 PM (91nzM)

21 A man walks into a bar in a strange town and he sits down, orders a drink and takes in the surroundings. A man sits beside him and the first one asks him his name. The old man looks at him and he says, "I leveled all the fields around here with my bare hands, but they don't call me Bill the Land Tiller. I built the dam up the river all by myself, but they don't call me Bill the Dam Builder. I put out the fire at the school and single-handedly saved all those children, but they don't call me Bill the Fire Fighter." He takes a big gulp of his drink. "But you suck ONE cock-..."

Posted by: Splunge at June 06, 2016 08:33 PM (iMxBJ)

22 Maybe all that complaining about hormones in chicken was true. Anyone checked the T-levels of the new generation?

What kinda perv tricks others into sexing baby chicks?!

Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 08:34 PM (OC+TJ)

23 Bladder Infections in Women with Bi-Sexual Male Partners Surges

Posted by: Related News Stories at June 06, 2016 08:34 PM (6kxiP)

24 How's the old saying go?

Once? ... an epistemological adventurer

Twice? ...a homosexual

Posted by: Zombie Oscar Wilde at June 06, 2016 08:35 PM (bIhmV)

25 Well, we've devolved into the kind of society where statements such as "you can't say you don't like something if you haven't tried it" are considered truisms, and not veiled dares, which is what they are.

Reject it. Reject it soundly.

You don't have to eat an actual shit sandwich to know it is going to taste and smell like shit.



Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 06, 2016 08:35 PM (kKHcp)

26 Who are we to insist that words should mean anything at all.

Posted by: jmt at June 06, 2016 08:32 PM (I8vjj)


I identify as the Emperor of the Universe by divine right. So according to their rules where what's in your headspace trumps objective reality, what I say is will of Heaven and so it shall be done.

And I say that this is a bunch of horseshit.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 08:35 PM (HalrA)

27 You're only gay if:
A. You liked it
B. You're in the Air Force

Posted by: Navycopjoe at June 06, 2016 08:35 PM (gISTG)

28 Forget Idiocracy, Team America called this one...Everyone Has AIDS!

Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 08:36 PM (OC+TJ)

29 Maybe, just maybe, "born this way" was a bunch of horseshit and culture does play a role.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 06, 2016 08:36 PM (5J2lM)

30 First Rule of Barrel Club : Nobody asks 'Who is in the Barrel?'.

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 08:37 PM (6kxiP)

31 27. Oops, forgot one
C. Your last name is Rodgers and you play quarterback for a certain NFL team

.....gay!!!

Posted by: Navycopjoe at June 06, 2016 08:38 PM (gISTG)

32 Well, we've devolved into the kind of society where statements such as "you can't say you don't like something if you haven't tried it" are considered truisms, and not veiled dares, which is what they are.

"So join me as I sing,
Of an activity that's fun..."

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 06, 2016 08:38 PM (6FqZa)

33 The gay marriage argument was all about expanding the potential partner pool (i.e., mainstreaming/destigmatizing homosexuality).

Posted by: Mark at June 06, 2016 08:39 PM (vruxT)

34 ""But you suck ONE cock-..."

Posted by: Splunge at June 06, 2016 08:33 PM (iMxBJ) "

"If a man builds a thousand bridges and sucks one dick, they don't call him a bridge-builder... they call him a cocksucker." - Woody Harrelson's character in Play It To The Bone.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 08:40 PM (kumBu)

35 33
The gay marriage argument was all about expanding the potential partner pool (i.e., mainstreaming/destigmatizing homosexuality).

Posted by: Mark at June 06, 2016 08:39 PM (vruxT)


That's all anything is about with them. More things to stick their dingalings into. That's all they care about.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 08:40 PM (HalrA)

36 I heard a rumor that Milo Yiannopoulos is gay, but I refuse to believe it. Some things are just not believable.

Posted by: Splunge at June 06, 2016 08:40 PM (iMxBJ)

37 "So join me as I sing,
Of an activity that's fun..."

Meet the Feebles?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 06, 2016 08:40 PM (/JWIn)

38 It's not like you wake up in the morning, flip a coin, heads, hairpie, tails, balls across the nose.

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at June 06, 2016 08:41 PM (1JnAL)

39 Oh, we're doing the man walks into a bar thing?
Ok

Man walks into a bar near closing time, and orders 6 shots of whisky. The bartender asks if he is driving, the man says no, so barkeep lines up six shots, and watches as the man slams them down.

Curious, he asks "hey buddy, what's the occassion?"
the man replies, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob"

The bartenders breaks into a smile and pops another shot on the bar and says "this ones on me"

The guy says, " no thanks, if six won't kill the taste...."

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 06, 2016 08:41 PM (kKHcp)

40 This thread smacks of balls and hipsterism.

Posted by: Fritz at June 06, 2016 08:42 PM (f40FU)

41 probably one of those put up or shut up drunken things, like "yeah, nothing wrong with it - I could do it if I met someone I liked"

"I'm right here-or are you really just a closet homophobe?"

*gulp*

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 06, 2016 08:42 PM (Cq0oW)

42

Noticing is homophobic

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 08:42 PM (zOTsN)

43 This shit is pretty fucked up, right here.

Posted by: Stan Marsh at June 06, 2016 08:43 PM (6kxiP)

44 Bullshit. Pure Bullshit. This is wishful thinking on their part. Men and women are different, very different. Men, appear to be either attracted to women, or to men, the latter being whatever small percentage it is.

There is no such thing as a bisexual male human. Those who claim it are just conflicted homosexuals, trying to be normal, but have that itch. Straight men don't have that itch. At all.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 08:43 PM (DW+jj)

45 Is this something like "Lesbian until graduation" that chicks do in college?

Posted by: Ashle Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at June 06, 2016 08:43 PM (1JnAL)

46 I don't give a rat's ass who has sex with whom and where...but homosexual sex between 2 men disgusts me. And I am not ashamed to say that. If it goes on, and I know it does, i really don't want to know about it.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2016 08:43 PM (Ozsfq)

47 You either suck dick or you don't.

Posted by: The Diceman at June 06, 2016 08:43 PM (iLoHX)

48

Gays have been saying everybody is gay for decades of not centuries. They are invested in the concept emotionally. Doesn't make it true

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 08:43 PM (zOTsN)

49 They're straight guys having *bisexual* sex. Don't judge then by their actions haters!

Why do I have a feeling these "straight" guys like the male part of the bisexual experience a lot more than that other thing?

Well, what do you expect in a society where males and females can be considered bona fide members of the opposite sex based solely on feelz?

In a few years, heterosexual sex acts will be deemed discriminatory and hateful. Maybe they'll be outlawed in a decade or two.

Posted by: chique d'afrique, former Republican at June 06, 2016 08:44 PM (mBYZv)

50 Candy is dandy
but none bicker a dude is quicker

Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 08:44 PM (OC+TJ)

51 "Headspace trumps"

Wait, this is the fourth Trumpenpolitik thread in a row?

Or not.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 06, 2016 08:44 PM (C9pBZ)

52

And if this is true, then what does that make of "born this way" arguments.

Is it a choice or not

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 08:44 PM (zOTsN)

53 Reminds me of the homo trolls at standingfirminfaith.com, an Anglican conservative blog.

Try tried to argue that pedophilia with boys was committed mostly by straight men, and not by true homosexuals. It was infuriating. The abuse of language made you dizzy after a while.

Posted by: SpongJohn SquarePantheist at June 06, 2016 08:44 PM (6a1ih)

54 Yes, honey, I'll take out the trash as soon as I'm finished taking this dick up my ass.

Posted by: Things Bisexual Males Say at June 06, 2016 08:44 PM (iLoHX)

55 10 obligatory "it's only gay if you're on the bottom" comment...
Posted by: Pave Low John at June 06, 2016 08:30 PM (b5yHT)

-----

Precisely. And after relieving his perfectly normal male urges, honor requires the man on top to remand into custody for execution the disgusting unislamic deviant he's just finished fudge-packing. Allahu Akbar.

Posted by: ISIS Spokes-Monster at June 06, 2016 08:44 PM (C+zRM)

56 *wipes chin*

Posted by: AIDS Ambassador Charlie Sheen at June 06, 2016 08:45 PM (jO7js)

57 ...and the Bartender says, "That guy with the John Deer hat. That's Doug. You believe that son of a bitch is lucky at cards, too?".

Posted by: Just the Punchlines... at June 06, 2016 08:45 PM (6kxiP)

58 They 'indentify' as straight to their boyfriends.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2016 08:45 PM (iLoHX)

59 Decorum dictates you sip your penis with raised pinkies.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 08:46 PM (DMWVF)

60

We already hear that if you are grossed out by gay sex you are a homophobe. Hetero preference is bigoted

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 08:46 PM (zOTsN)

61 It's gotta just be college Republicans gettin' it on with Milo

Posted by: alfaphile at June 06, 2016 08:46 PM (wcLR9)

62 Butt you'll always know your buddy
Yeah, you'll always know your pal
If you've ever navigated his alimentary canal

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 06, 2016 08:46 PM (T/cxb)

63 Real guys like homo sex? Next thing you'll try and tell me is that America elected a commie to the White House!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2016 08:46 PM (Ozsfq)

64 I guess it depends upon whether you are pitching--or catching. Catchers are soooo gay!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 06, 2016 08:47 PM (Sda6L)

65 One is "bisexual" if he can thrust his hand into anyone's pants and be happy with whatever he finds there...

Posted by: Zettai "The Church Lady" Ryoiki at June 06, 2016 08:47 PM (kP16F)

66 oh

man in a hospital gown runs into a bar and yells "bartender! ten shots of your best whiskey!"

shocked, the bartender lines em up and his jaw drops watching the guy drop em like water, one after the other.

bartender says "Holy moly, never seen anyone drink like that!"

man says "you would too, if you had what I have!"

"oh no - what do you have?"

"two dollars"

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 06, 2016 08:47 PM (Cq0oW)

67 Meh, I'm more of a "Buy-Sexual" guy with all the whores available in King's Landing as well as on Eros.com and preferred411.com.

Posted by: Tyrion Lannister at June 06, 2016 08:47 PM (JTtuQ)

68 Man up and start sucking those dicks, fellas!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 08:47 PM (DMWVF)

69 I read the article, but not the underlying study. It said that since 1990, the number of men who said they had bi-sexual sex increased from about 4% to 8.4%.

Really? Almost 10% of men have had gay sex?

That seems off to me. Way high.

Posted by: Taco Shack at June 06, 2016 08:47 PM (C+qQ0)

70 "Honey, have you seen my scrotum wax?

" I'm going over to Reiken's to watch the Game and I want my balls to be extra smooth."

Posted by: Modern Man at June 06, 2016 08:48 PM (6kxiP)

71
Real guys like homo sex? Next thing you'll try and tell me is that America elected a commie to the White House!


https://youtu.be/cWi182CMJY8 (sfw, unless you work with commies)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 06, 2016 08:48 PM (T/cxb)

72 Navy Cop Joe

Nobody knows gay like the Navy

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 08:48 PM (zOTsN)

73 Homophone... Is that the new iThingy?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 06, 2016 08:48 PM (C9pBZ)

74 29 Colorado Alex

Homosexuals:

90% in vivo developmental error.

The rest are sucked into it.

{rim shot}

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2016 08:48 PM (u82oZ)

75 You're not REALLY straight unless you suck a few dicks!!

Posted by: Bisexual Studies Major at June 06, 2016 08:48 PM (iLoHX)

76 You either suck dick or you don't do not suck dick.
Posted by: The Diceman


Sorry, I remember his routine.

Posted by: t-bird at June 06, 2016 08:48 PM (jO7js)

77 Does the number in the study include gay men who have had straight sex, because then 10% would be right on the money

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 08:49 PM (zOTsN)

78 47 You either suck dick or you don't.
Posted by: The Diceman at June 06, 2016 08:43 PM (iLoHX)

So it's strictly bi-nary?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 08:50 PM (DMWVF)

79 Nobody knows gay like the Navy
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 08:48 PM (zOTsN)

We actually have a MAS Code for that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2016 08:50 PM (Ozsfq)

80 I think Charlie Sheen skewed the sample.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2016 08:50 PM (iLoHX)

81 Today's Fun Fact: In 1944, Operation Neptune was originally going to be codenamed Dong-Day, but the powers that be decided D-Day was friendlier.

Posted by: Fritz at June 06, 2016 08:50 PM (f40FU)

82 >>Homophone... Is that the new iThingy?


Like Tinder for Fags?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 06, 2016 08:51 PM (6kxiP)

83 We are in a two decade push to glamorize the glee gang...

guys who want just a sip of penis maybe...

"why not?"

Me?

Blood borne pathogens and watching the Glee Gang die in the 80s cured ANY curiosity...

THANK GOD we are snowing the public on risk ratios so people feel good about their formerly DSM assignable hang-ups.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 08:51 PM (g8Hfr)

84 We actually have a MAS Code for that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2016 08:50 PM (Ozsfq)

Pretty soon there will be a service medal for it too.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 06, 2016 08:51 PM (kKHcp)

85 Never understood the appeal of a sweaty hairy ass. The whole gay thing just does not compute.
Although I have known some people whose gayness was definitely nature, not nurture, as far as I could tell.

Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2016 08:51 PM (sdxPm)

86 This is just a load of crap. FMRI studies demonstrate pretty clearly that Herero males have activation of the mesolimbic areas of the brain associated with anger and aggression when they think about or view male homosexual sex. At least in the modern day west. To claim that suddenly men are totes cool with guy on guy action is lefty wishful thinking. It is much more likely to end in bloodshed than hugs.

Posted by: Drc at June 06, 2016 08:51 PM (QuZ50)

87 I seem to remember and Onion article from quite awhile ago titled "Why do all these fans keep giving me blowjobs?"-Same deal.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 06, 2016 08:51 PM (DYIg/)

88 I can't even begin to tell you the things I have seen.

Posted by: Frogman GI Joe at June 06, 2016 08:52 PM (6kxiP)

89 1 Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 08:22 PM (HalrA)

Like EoJ was fond of saying, "sip of penis" you makes your choices....

then again guys with dicks can self-id as chick to win races...

we are in a strange strange land.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 08:52 PM (g8Hfr)

90 7 I'm sick to death of the constant assault on language. Words have meanings, words describe objective things, and there is an actual, consistent, objective reality behind them.

Fuck all of these people, I'm sick of this shit.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 08:26 PM (HalrA)


So you insist that 2 plus 2 does not equal 5, comrade?

We will see about that.

Posted by: O'Brien at June 06, 2016 08:52 PM (sdi6R)

91 C'mon, guys Macho Mojitos for everyone!

'Cept me, I'm the designated driver.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 06, 2016 08:53 PM (T/cxb)

92 I've read that while same sex experimentation increased four fold in women, in men it has barely budged. Women have a fluid sexuality, easily suggestible according to the current trend. Men's is more fixed.

Posted by: SpongJohn SquarePantheist at June 06, 2016 08:53 PM (6a1ih)

93 Would they count a gay guy who has had heterosexual sex one time a bisexual for purposes of this poll? Because then 10% is right.

And that means 90% haven't and wouldn't. And that makes that article either propaganda or click bait

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 08:53 PM (zOTsN)

94 straight up bullshit.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 06, 2016 08:53 PM (iRosR)

95 "I ain't saying he's gay. But he sure does seem the type that would hold a hard one in his mouth untill the swelling went down".

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 08:54 PM (YLidQ)

96 Hey I just realized I get to vote tomorrow

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2016 08:54 PM (Ozsfq)

97 There. Were. Four. Dudes!

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at June 06, 2016 08:54 PM (6kxiP)

98 91 C'mon, guys Macho Mojitos for everyone!

'Cept me, I'm the designated driver.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 06, 2016 08:53 PM (T/cxb)

Cumming right up!

*fap fap fap*

*shake shake shake*

Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 08:54 PM (DMWVF)

99 The ER visit for a foreign object extraction from the anus denotes the Hipster rite of passage, from a boy to a fully grown prison toy

Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 08:54 PM (OC+TJ)

100 Man or woman, they better shave before going down. Stubble instantly turtles me.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 06, 2016 08:54 PM (SeD0w)

101 92 Posted by: SpongJohn SquarePantheist at June 06, 2016 08:53 PM (6a1ih)

Women are by their nature "affectionate"

add some booze and the right lighting and "chances are"

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 08:54 PM (g8Hfr)

102 This is sick.
I want a new topic.

Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 06, 2016 08:54 PM (cjVcY)

103 I've read that true exclusively homosexual behaviour is more common in males, but mere homosexual experimentation is more common in females...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 06, 2016 08:54 PM (kP16F)

104 Young women of late have been getting drunk and making out with other girls, to get the guys attention. Are they bi, or attention seeking from males?

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 08:55 PM (zOTsN)

105 And yet, the Village People haven't gotten back together?

What gives?

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 08:55 PM (6kxiP)

106 O'Reilly is calling for everyone to give the 9/11 fallen's children moar money. I thought we made instant millionaires out of the survivors' families, thanks to Congress.

If Savannah is ever wiped off the planet, will someone please pay my poor lib sister a couple million for our deaths?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 08:55 PM (1ZOkK)

107 Women are by their nature "affectionate"

I must be meeting all the wrong women then.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 08:56 PM (DMWVF)

108 If 10% of all males are closet fags, all you guys must be fags since me and my peeps aren't!

LMAO...oops better make that LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2016 08:56 PM (Ozsfq)

109 So "bi" is the normal now.

Kill me now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 08:57 PM (1ZOkK)

110 My gut reaction to male homo-sex has always been, frankly, "Kill it, kill it with fire! Raise the temperature as much as possible to kill everything and break down whatever foul organisms and every molecule that makes them up."

Now, is that cultural or just natural. It's hard to say with shit like that, but I think it's inborn.

Now, lesbo, well, you know. Hot chicks going at it, the more the better, with me hopefully jumping in, that's another matter (and it seems to be quite the normal male thing going on there.....)

However, that's one thing. But even the 100% goldstar Rosie O'Donnel in flannel lesbo shit has never given me that "kill it with fire!" vibe. To hell with him, but let 'em be is the basic sense.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 08:57 PM (DW+jj)

111 Yankees have D Day Vet for G-D Bless America

Staff Sarg

3 Bronze Stars

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2016 08:57 PM (Ozsfq)

112 My son is doomed, I guess, trying to meet a pretty, sweet, intelligent girl.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 08:58 PM (1ZOkK)

113 This is a set up for a dong-load of impermissible baseball jokes, isn't it?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2016 08:58 PM (p2X2f)

114 107 Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 08:56 PM (DMWVF)

Not with us, with us it is transactional....

with each other...

Look I have never and will never in my life hold hands under a fucking bathroom stall....

and shitting is NOT a tribal "let's work together" relay race for males....

Boys and Gals are different...not better or worse just different.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 08:58 PM (g8Hfr)

115 As Daniel Patrick Moynihan put it--

"Defining Deviancy Down."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2016 08:58 PM (iLoHX)

116 Rome in it's decadence.

Posted by: @votermom at June 06, 2016 08:58 PM (7lVbc)

117 Anything that is at most 10% is not even close to the norm


Speaking of gay

Hillary just went over the top


Of delegates

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 08:58 PM (zOTsN)

118 Told ya so!

Posted by: Social Conservatives Everywhere at June 06, 2016 08:58 PM (zrrza)

119 G-d, how I hate what we've become.

There is no bi-sexual. You take cock, or you don't. I'm sick of this bullshit effort to mainstream all the deviant behavior. Homosexuality is not NORMAL. If you're gay, fine, that's your thing. Stop trying to sell it as normal. It's not. It's ok to be abnormal, but stop trying to recruit for this shit.

What a stupid time to be alive. Ekdahl is the Cicero of our times.

Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at June 06, 2016 08:58 PM (cgH9o)

120 Are they bi, or attention seeking from males?
Ghey is the new normal at colleges and high scrools. The chicks are true attention whores, doing it to get a rise out of guys and be avant garde. Guys are just infected with p.c. bull shit. It'll leave a mark.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 06, 2016 08:59 PM (SeD0w)

121 109 Jane D'oh

Only in the fevered minds of the science-benighted, cognitive dissidence Left.

Which is all of the Left.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2016 08:59 PM (u82oZ)

122 Megyn has Beck on shortly. The RNC tried to "recruit" him.

Errrm...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 08:59 PM (1ZOkK)

123 112 My son is doomed, I guess, trying to meet a pretty, sweet, intelligent girl.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 08:58 PM (1ZOkK)

He might get one of the three. If really lucky, two.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 08:59 PM (DMWVF)

124 The "born that way" arguments were always bogus.

Posted by: Mark at June 06, 2016 08:59 PM (vruxT)

125 Aaaaghhhh......


Reason #357 to despise Twitter. Somebody please kill this fucking planet.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 08:59 PM (qUNWi)

126 Uptight squares with their non-prolapsed, herpies-free orfices, and continued genetic legacy can't square the circle jerk of easy loving

Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 09:00 PM (OC+TJ)

127 You're only gay if:

A. You liked it

B. You're in the Air Force

Posted by: Navycopjoe at June 06, 2016 08:35 PM (gISTG)

Was in the commissary yesterday and, in the juice aisle, saw some guy with a rat of a dog strapped to his chest like it was a newborn. Two thoughts crossed my mind: "He's Navy" and "I didn't think they allowed dogs in here."
Well, they don't.
As he and his partner were using the self-checkout by me, a manager approached him and told him that dogs weren't allowed in the commissary.
"But what if, it's like, a service dog. Y'know, for emotional support?" (Way past gaydar being confirmed at this point.)
"Do you have papers certifying it as a service dog?"
"Well, um, no, I didn't know you needed papers."
"We don't allow dogs in here unless it's a certified service dog, like for wounded vets."
Dog owner flounces over to his partner, saying, "I'd better go. I think I'm going to get into trouble" and leaves in dramatic fashion.
I did my best to ignore them and not give them the attention they apparently wanted.

Posted by: pookysgirl at June 06, 2016 09:00 PM (K27gs)

128 109 Jane D'oh

We need you for a better future.

Never give up. Never surrender.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2016 09:00 PM (u82oZ)

129 If your cat woofs, chases cars, does tricks on command, and likes a good bone...

it ain't a f*ckin' cat.

Posted by: Mega at June 06, 2016 09:00 PM (EdXI9)

130 122 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 08:59 PM (1ZOkK)

This is a Brad Thor Thriller after all....let me know if the Greys, the Masons, the Shriners, and the Tri-lateral Commission work their way in.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:01 PM (g8Hfr)

131 49 They're straight guys having *bisexual* sex. Don't judge then by their actions haters!

Why do I have a feeling these "straight" guys like the male part of the bisexual experience a lot more than that other thing?

Well, what do you expect in a society where males and females can be considered bona fide members of the opposite sex based solely on feelz?

In a few years, heterosexual sex acts will be deemed discriminatory and hateful. Maybe they'll be outlawed in a decade or two.
Posted by: chique d'afrique, former Republican at June 06, 2016 08:44 PM (mBYZv)



They're totes straight but with chicks they're only interested in "greek style"

Posted by: buzzion at June 06, 2016 09:01 PM (z/Ubi)

132 He might get one of the three. If really lucky, two.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 08:59 PM (DMWVF)


Thankfully, he's not particular about her being a great beauty, but he wants Smart and Conservative. All I can say to him is Good Luck.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:01 PM (1ZOkK)

133 Color me extremely skeptical of this study. As in I'll believe that when me s--- turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:01 PM (39g3+)

134

Why were they in the commissary. WTF

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:02 PM (zOTsN)

135 Let's not start sucking each other's cocks quite yet.

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at June 06, 2016 09:02 PM (gyKtp)

136 Survey taken in 17 state prisons across the country...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2016 09:02 PM (iLoHX)

137 My son is doomed, I guess, trying to meet a pretty, sweet, intelligent girl.

According to the Hot-Crazy Matrix ... yes. That's not going to happen. Unless he finds a Unicorn. Or he's dating a tranny.

FYI - The Crazy Line on the Hot-Crazy Matrix starts at Four.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 06, 2016 09:02 PM (fiGNd)

138 Rome in it's decadence.
Posted by: @votermom at June 06, 2016 08:58 PM (7lVbc)

Yep, pretty much. The barbarians certainly outbred the Empire, for sure. Direct relationship between ease and affluence and birthrates, homosexuality not withstanding.
Seems that a lot of gay activities, and general decadence, comes from a dulled and jaded reaction to stimulus.

Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2016 09:02 PM (sdxPm)

139 Dog owner flounces over to his partner, saying, "I'd better go. I think I'm going to get into trouble" and leaves in dramatic fashion.

God help us if we get into a real war.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:03 PM (39g3+)

140 Andrew Dice Clay had something g to say about this...

Posted by: Chi at June 06, 2016 09:03 PM (DoY1a)

141 Never give up. Never surrender.

I guess if they rebooted "Galaxy Quest" Alexander Dane would have to lisp "I played Edward the Second..."

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 06, 2016 09:03 PM (6FqZa)

142
Hillary just went over the top


Of delegates
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 08:58 PM (zOTsN)
---------------------

So now it's going to be 2 solid news days of:

- Trump said "Mexican"
- Hillary partying her criminal ass off
- Muhammad Ali is dead and Trump is alive, we must fix this

So for me, it's Frasier reruns.

Posted by: iforgot at June 06, 2016 09:03 PM (5o5ek)

143 I don't want t be anywhere near any other guy's woody. That's gay and I'm still not.

Posted by: freaked at June 06, 2016 09:03 PM (BO/km)

144 132 He might get one of the three. If really lucky, two.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 08:59 PM (DMWVF)

Thankfully, he's not particular about her being a great beauty, but he wants Smart and Conservative. All I can say to him is Good Luck.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:01 PM (1ZOkK)

Well I wish him happy unicorn-hunting.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 09:03 PM (DMWVF)

145 Some body, some blog, some days ago made the remark that bi-sexuality was a code word for narcissist, borderline drama queen / king.

Posted by: Adriane the Pop Psychology Critic ... at June 06, 2016 09:03 PM (AoK0a)

146 Why were they in the commissary. WTF

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:02 PM (zOTsN)

No clue. They both looked Navy, but sure as heck didn't act like professional military.

Posted by: pookysgirl at June 06, 2016 09:04 PM (K27gs)

147 Who in the commissary story was the military member


(Hoping for the dog)

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:05 PM (zOTsN)

148 You knowhow you can tell if the other guys is gay, right?


















His penis tastes like fecal matter

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 06, 2016 09:05 PM (ptqRm)

149 My son is doomed, I guess, trying to meet a pretty, sweet, intelligent girl.

Tell him to look for good, true, and honest instead. Even if she looks like a warthog and is dumb as a sack of tackhammers, she'll be better in the long run.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:05 PM (39g3+)

150 139 Dog owner flounces over to his partner, saying, "I'd better go. I think I'm going to get into trouble" and leaves in dramatic fashion.

God help us if we get into a real war.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:03 PM (39g3+)

Slapfight at checkout 4. Slapfight at checkout counter 4.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 09:05 PM (DMWVF)

151 I am so confused.

Posted by: straight guy at June 06, 2016 09:06 PM (MwiFE)

152 "My son is doomed, I guess, trying to meet a pretty, sweet, intelligent girl."

That's also single? Yeah, I think he was doomed long before this. But if he does find the last one left in America, let me know if she has a sister.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 09:06 PM (kumBu)

153 So for me, it's Frasier reruns.

Latent!

Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 09:06 PM (OC+TJ)

154 4 Just close your eyes and pretend it's a warm apple pie.

Posted by: no good deed at June 06, 2016 08:24 PM (9nt94)


This pie box has shit in it!

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid. Vanilla Beans are from Meheeco at June 06, 2016 09:06 PM (HX7Lp)

155 It's not just geometry that says once you've been bent over you're no longer straight

Posted by: TeamRawDog at June 06, 2016 09:06 PM (ab2et)

156 When we were helping D'oh Boy escape Camp Lejeune, I commented on all the really heavy/fat wives I saw on base with buff young Marine husbands.


LOL. Son said, "We call those wives 'Dependopotomuses."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:06 PM (1ZOkK)

157
No clue. They both looked Navy, but sure as heck didn't act like professional military.

Posted by: pookysgirl at June 06, 2016 09:04 PM (K27gs)








That doesn't rule out Air Force.......

*slinks away, giggling*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 06, 2016 09:07 PM (LuZz8)

158 Well, we've devolved into the kind of society where statements such as "you can't say you don't like something if you haven't tried it" are considered truisms, and not veiled dares, which is what they are.

***

I double-dog dare ya!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 06, 2016 09:07 PM (SEXy3)

159 ace, experimental play.....is ghey

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 06, 2016 09:07 PM (0O7c5)

160 Wouldn't it be grand if the haggard witch lost CA, but won the nom?

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:07 PM (zOTsN)

161 So this is how gay guys fix their sandwich making problem?

Posted by: Willy J. at June 06, 2016 09:07 PM (LncQn)

162 Crazy starts at 1 but doesn't manifest til 6 or so.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 09:07 PM (qUNWi)

163
God help us if we get into a real war.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor


Our gay brigade vs their gay brigade.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 06, 2016 09:07 PM (IqV8l)

164 Slapfight at checkout 4. Slapfight at checkout counter 4.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 09:05 PM (DMWVF)

It would be entertaining to see the on-duty SFers stand there and gape at the idiocy before breaking it up.

Posted by: pookysgirl at June 06, 2016 09:08 PM (K27gs)

165 The commissary story doesn't shock me at all.

Being gay in the military right now is THE AWESOME SAUCE!

You get ten days of uncharged leave to get married, you are never guilty of sexual misconduct....

awesome!

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:08 PM (g8Hfr)

166 No clue. They both looked Navy, but sure as heck didn't act like professional military.
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 06, 2016 09:04 PM (K27gs)


That's a shot right. I know a shot when I see one, and that was a shot!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2016 09:08 PM (Ozsfq)

167 So for me, it's Frasier reruns.

*****

Yeah, cuz there are no latent gay vibes built into that show at all.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 09:08 PM (YLidQ)

168 I know some pretty, sweet, conservative girls. Unfortunately, they're under 18, because that's the age my daughter is, so reel it in, morons. But there have to be some out there.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at June 06, 2016 09:08 PM (FQKBL)

169 We all do realize that the Progressive goal is to change the West into a continuous Burning Man Festival, dn't we?
Bing Burning Man Festival___s, if you need some tutoring on what the Left is after.

Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2016 09:08 PM (sdxPm)

170 Townhall had a thing about Millenial Males. Called the Genetic Dead Ends.

Totally emasculated. Afraid to talk to girls.

So of course they're going to go gay.

/which is OK, because we don't need their genes in the pool...

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at June 06, 2016 09:08 PM (AHDxb)

171 When girls experiment, its normal. I mean, who wouldn't want to be with a pretty girl? But guys? Lumpy, hairy, smelly men? What the hell is wrong with you?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:08 PM (39g3+)

172 You either suck dick or you don't.
Posted by: The Diceman at June 06, 2016 08:43 PM (iLoHX)

So it's strictly bi-nary?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 08:50 PM (DMWVF)



No.

You can vote libertarian.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2016 09:09 PM (HGtd0)

173 >>It's not just geometry that says once you've been bent over you're no longer straight


'Give me a Lever and place to stand ...'

Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2016 09:09 PM (6kxiP)

174 The commissary story doesn't shock me at all.

Being gay in the military right now is THE AWESOME SAUCE!

You get ten days of uncharged leave to get married, you are never guilty of sexual misconduct....

awesome!

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:08 PM (g8Hfr)

Actually it does shock me. I have never seen a scene like that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2016 09:09 PM (Ozsfq)

175 That's why she was ragging on trump. Gotta get those Hispanics in CA to vote. Historically they don't vote. She needed them to beat Bernie

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:09 PM (zOTsN)

176 "That doesn't rule out Air Force....... "

The porn stache is i give away.

Or the golf clubs in the back seat.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 06, 2016 09:09 PM (ptqRm)

177 This shit brings a whole new meaning to gender fluid.

Posted by: straight guy at June 06, 2016 09:09 PM (MwiFE)

178 171
When girls experiment, its normal. I mean, who wouldn't want to be with
a pretty girl? But guys? Lumpy, hairy, smelly men? What the hell is
wrong with you?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:08 PM (39g3+)
a girl experimenting with a girl is normal? then i'm not normal because that has never happened....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 06, 2016 09:09 PM (0O7c5)

179 170 Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at June 06, 2016 09:08 PM (AHDxb)

It's why we are going to be Brazil by 2050.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:09 PM (g8Hfr)

180 I double-dog dare ya!

A Chris Mast Story: "He had yellow thighs!"

Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 09:10 PM (OC+TJ)

181 CHECK OUT MY FUCKING POST AT #156!!!



*stomps smallish feet*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:10 PM (1ZOkK)

182 Homosexuality is NOT a choice!

Posted by: The Left, Once at June 06, 2016 09:11 PM (hxUdS)

183 That's a shot right. I know a shot when I see one, and that was a shot!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2016 09:08 PM (Ozsfq)

How did you hear it over your dental drill?

Posted by: pookysgirl at June 06, 2016 09:11 PM (K27gs)

184 I can't help but think something is missing from the post: The theme song for Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

I blame those bastards.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 06, 2016 09:11 PM (SEXy3)

185 I double-dog dare ya!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 06, 2016 09:07 PM (SEXy3)

Hey, at least that's upfront and honest!

And I fell for that don't knock it if you haven't tried it crap before, from my wife.
She would jump in Lake Michigan on New Years day, and I said it was fucking stupid, and she said I couldn't say that if I never did it.
So I did.

It is fucking stupid.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 06, 2016 09:11 PM (kKHcp)

186 181
CHECK OUT MY FUCKING POST AT #156!!!
---

That was very clever and funny.


Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at June 06, 2016 09:11 PM (AHDxb)

187 This is a set up for a dong-load of impermissible baseball jokes, isn't it?

You're only gay if:

A. You liked it

B. You're in the Air Force

Posted by: Navycopjoe at June 06, 2016 08:35 PM (gISTG)


C. You're a Cubs fan, according to a YouTube parody of "Go, Cubs, Go"-- contains lines like "Hey, Chicago, your team is gay." http://tinyurl.com/hjorcn9

(Ducks before navycopjoe turns into a reasonable facsimile of SMOD).

Posted by: Basement Cat at June 06, 2016 09:12 PM (3C9q2)

188 184 I can't help but think something is missing from the post: The theme song for Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

I blame those bastards.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 06, 2016 09:11 PM (SEXy3)



South Park's "Metrosexual" episode.

Posted by: buzzion at June 06, 2016 09:12 PM (z/Ubi)

189
Study?

I have no doubt if we delve into this 'study' we'll find fundamental flaws that will call into question its scientific rigor.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 06, 2016 09:12 PM (kon7k)

190
This hacks me off: Bill, White House staff lived in fear of Hillary: Ex-Secret Service officer
--------------------

Why in the hell did DOZENS of ADULTS let this one, dowdy, doughy, foul-mouthed, soulless, rodent-like female rule their world?

I can't even see why Bill did. What if he'd laughed in her face and told her to fuck herself? What was she going to do, run to the press and narc him out, thus destroying her chances of becoming president herself?

Grown men and women shivering with fright over a fucking psychopath. They should have spit water in her face and tripped her every time she walked by.

Posted by: iforgot at June 06, 2016 09:12 PM (5o5ek)

191 >>That doesn't rule out Air Force....


They've always had a lot of tail gunners.

Posted by: Ice Man at June 06, 2016 09:12 PM (6kxiP)

192 184
I can't help but think something is missing from the post: The theme song for Queer Eye for the Straight Guy



I blame those bastards.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 06, 2016 09:11 PM (SEXy3)


*looks around*

I actually liked that show. They came in and cleaned up "manly" shit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:12 PM (1ZOkK)

193 But there have to be some out there.

They're married or too young, around here. Not that I'm any prize

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:12 PM (39g3+)

194 I know some pretty, sweet, conservative girls. Unfortunately, they're under 18, because that's the age my daughter is, so reel it in, morons. But there have to be some out there.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at June 06, 2016 09:08 PM (FQKBL)

*****

My daughter is one at 19, but she is already dating a "Conservative" 27 year old guy, because she things 19/20 year old guys are idiots. On this she is correct.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 09:12 PM (YLidQ)

195 174 Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2016 09:09 PM (Ozsfq)

No offense sir, and I am being respectful not assholish with "sir" how many junior woodchuck enlisted and butterbars do you deal with?

If we ever meet face to face and Ms 10077 is along you two can indulge in cups and she will tell you the FAB-U-LOUS side of being an AIT Platoon SGT dealing with the GLEE kids.

They hold hands, try to play tonsil hockey in uniform, and if you correct them on PDA *you* get the reprimand not them...

that *is* the reality of these up and comers.

Average about 3 a cycle give or take.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:13 PM (g8Hfr)

196 181 CHECK OUT MY FUCKING POST AT #156!!!



*stomps smallish feet*


Posted by: Jane D'oh


Oh I laughed. I read it to Mrs. Mahon. she laughed. I remember those creatures in Germany lo these many years ago...sure wish I had come up with the name.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 06, 2016 09:13 PM (jf492)

197 Bravo TV.

Tell me Bravo TV isn't responsible for the coming apocalypse.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 06, 2016 09:13 PM (SEXy3)

198 Study?



I have no doubt if we delve into this 'study' we'll find fundamental flaws that will call into question its scientific rigor.
---

We base all our "studies" on "feelings." Because they matter more than "empirical evidence."


Posted by: Liberals Everywhere at June 06, 2016 09:13 PM (AHDxb)

199 At what point does mass male prog suicide begin?

They're getting pretty damn close to a total breakdown, so what are we looking at? Applewhite cults after Trump's relection?

Millenialz ain't gonna makez it.

Posted by: budfox at June 06, 2016 09:13 PM (eUJB/)

200 is this post a variation of long cat?

Posted by: concrete girl at June 06, 2016 09:14 PM (ceWrl)

201 a girl experimenting with a girl is normal? then i'm not normal because that has never happened....

Well.. would you beleive "understandable?"

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:14 PM (39g3+)

202 Well we know that when a society rejects God and embraces rebellion sexual perversion can become the norm. The Aztec priesthood, which engaged in human sacrifice, was heterosexually celibate and practiced ritualized temple homosexuality. The Greeks as well. And who could forget Sodom and Gomorrah?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at June 06, 2016 09:14 PM (OD23t)

203 Ho Lee Chit

Posted by: ALH at June 06, 2016 09:14 PM (Z56vq)

204 >> Son said, "We call those wives 'Dependopotomuses."


Wouldn't the plural be Dependopotomi?

...or, Dependopotomeese?

Posted by: Ice Man at June 06, 2016 09:14 PM (6kxiP)

205 South Park's "Metrosexual" episode.

***

Crab people!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 06, 2016 09:14 PM (SEXy3)

206 Any weenie mighty moan

Ready or not, here I come!

*say hello to the new hide-n-seek*

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 06, 2016 09:14 PM (gyKtp)

207 CHECK OUT MY FUCKING POST AT #156!!!



*stomps smallish feet*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:10 PM (1ZOkK)

Well, I would give it an 8.5 on style, 7.5 on technicals, a couple of minor missteps in the finish. Nothing major though, Jane. A solid 8.0, in the first round.

Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2016 09:14 PM (sdxPm)

208 I find. it amusing that the Navy, with their centuries long tradition of shagging each other, is mocking the Air Force. Is that projection in your pocket or are you happy to see me

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:14 PM (zOTsN)

209 "South Park's "Metrosexual" episode.

Posted by: buzzion at June 06, 2016 09:12 PM (z/Ubi) "

The crab people have finally won.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 09:15 PM (kumBu)

210 3 "I'm a Vegan, except for chicken."

"I'm straight except for the cock in my ass and the occasional tasteful sip of penis."
Posted by: buzzion at June 06, 2016 08:23 PM (z/Ubi)

Nail two boards together and you're not a carpenter

But just suck that dick once and you're a cocksucker

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 06, 2016 09:15 PM (voOPb)

211
So, how much bisexual sex have YOU had, Ace?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 06, 2016 09:16 PM (iQIUe)

212 Nothing like turning homo to make a man out of you.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Ghost at June 06, 2016 09:16 PM (kfoLf)

213 Why in the hell did DOZENS of ADULTS let this one, dowdy, doughy, foul-mouthed, soulless, rodent-like female rule their world?



I can't even see why Bill did. What if he'd laughed in her face and
told her to fuck herself? What was she going to do, run to the press and
narc him out, thus destroying her chances of becoming president
herself?



Grown men and women shivering with fright over a fucking psychopath.
They should have spit water in her face and tripped her every time she
walked by.
--

They've had people murdered.

So yeah, I can understand kowtowing to someone who is no different than a Mafia Don to stay alive.

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at June 06, 2016 09:16 PM (AHDxb)

214
Grown men and women shivering with fright over a fucking psychopath. They should have spit water in her face and tripped her every time she walked by.
Posted by: iforgot at June 06, 2016 09:12 PM (5o5ek)
-------------------

Oh and by the way, what do you want to bet that if she goes to jail the same damn thing will happen? Guards and criminals will cower in terror at her volcanic anger.

Posted by: iforgot at June 06, 2016 09:16 PM (5o5ek)

215 Dependotomous?

That's funny right there.

(How's that)

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 06, 2016 09:17 PM (C9pBZ)

216 Well, if we learned anything from the British it's that you need at least 4 Rear Admirals for every straight Admiral if you want to have an effective naval force.

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 09:17 PM (6kxiP)

217 Question: was Anzio worse or easier than Normandy?

Posted by: Harun at June 06, 2016 09:17 PM (dZQh7)

218 Tell me Bravo TV isn't responsible for the coming apocalypse.

Can they hurry it up?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:17 PM (39g3+)

219 You just might be a cocksucker if the subject of your pillow talk turns to which mouthwash best soothes razor burn.

Posted by: Fritz at June 06, 2016 09:17 PM (f40FU)

220 181 Jane D'oh

That's good.

Back in the day we just called them 300 pounds of good Navy wife.

When we were not at sea. Which was a lot.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2016 09:17 PM (u82oZ)

221 Okay, explain this "upper half" and "lower half" business with the Rear Admirals.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 09:18 PM (DW+jj)

222 I find. it amusing that the Navy, with their
centuries long tradition of shagging each other, is mocking the Air
Force. Is that projection in your pocket or are you happy to see me

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:14 PM (zOTsN)

Every gay I've met in the service has been Navy. BUT, my husband's career field is filled with insane geeks and they work with flight crew jocks, so it's possible my sample of the AF is skewed.

Posted by: pookysgirl at June 06, 2016 09:18 PM (K27gs)

223 Men are just yusing each other as masturbatory aids. Why?

Positives:

Because it's easier to find a gay/bi man who s "DTF".

Because it's much less likely that you will be accussed of rape.

Because you will gain moral approval in a Politically Correct obsessed culture.

Negatives:

Men don't have real vajayjays.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 06, 2016 09:18 PM (vBeA5)

224 My son is handsome, sweet, treats women he dates like queens, is a war vet, attending college full time, is an Eagle Scout, an assistant Scout Master, is the Student Vets of America fundraising chair on campus, works with inner city youth, and I could go on and on.

Amazes me the young women who would hit the jackpot with him.

But he's not looking now. So good for him. He's focusing on graduating in a year.

Still. (Yearning for a grandchild before I die.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:18 PM (1ZOkK)

225 >>Nothing like turning homo to make a man out of you.


Penis.

It'll put hair on your chest.
Which you will have to wax.

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 09:18 PM (6kxiP)

226 221 Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 09:18 PM (DW+jj)

Baseball players have to catch before they can pitch.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:18 PM (g8Hfr)

227 This would all be so ridiculouss that ignoring it would be the normal response, except this is all deadly serious business to the ones pimping it.
Ignoring their insanity doesn't really work so well, anymore.

Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2016 09:18 PM (sdxPm)

228 I thought you said "vinigaric anger" at first...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 06, 2016 09:18 PM (C9pBZ)

229 I find. it amusing that the Navy, with their centuries long tradition of shagging each other, is mocking the Air Force. Is that projection in your pocket or are you happy to see me
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:14 PM (zOTsN)

I never disparage the Air Force..Hell you guys got the Best BOQs around

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2016 09:18 PM (Ozsfq)

230 I have a relative that refuses to eat anything with four legs.

So fish fowl are fine. Can someone explain this to me?

Yes she's a she in case you were assuming she was a she.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 09:19 PM (qUNWi)

231 Well, I would give it an 8.5 on style, 7.5 on technicals, a couple of minor missteps in the finish. Nothing major though, Jane. A solid 8.0, in the first round.
Posted by: kraken



So, kraken is East German.


*scribbles in notebook*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 06, 2016 09:19 PM (1xUj/)

232 222 Posted by: pookysgirl at June 06, 2016 09:18 PM (K27gs)

Plenty of Glee Gangers in the Army and USMC out and proud now....

on the bright side the brass knobs on the flagpoles have never been shinier.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:20 PM (g8Hfr)

233 Baseball players have to swing before they can hit...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 06, 2016 09:20 PM (C9pBZ)

234 I never disparage the Air Force..Hell you guys got the Best BOQs around
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2016 09:18 PM (Ozsfq)

the BOQ at Andrews is particularly nice

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2016 09:20 PM (Ozsfq)

235 >>I have a relative that refuses to eat anything with four legs.


I saw a Six Legged Cow in Nebraska, once.

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 09:20 PM (6kxiP)

236
Well, I would give it an 8.5 on style, 7.5 on technicals, a couple of minor missteps in the finish. Nothing major though, Jane. A solid 8.0, in the first round.


3.0

Posted by: East German Judges at June 06, 2016 09:20 PM (39g3+)

237 have a relative that refuses to eat anything with four legs.

So fish fowl are fine. Can someone explain this to me?

Yes she's a she in case you were assuming she was a she.
Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 09:19 PM (qUNWi)

Crazy as hell, unless you like her, then quirky and serendipitous.

Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2016 09:21 PM (sdxPm)

238
They've had people murdered.

So yeah, I can understand kowtowing to someone who is no different than a Mafia Don to stay alive.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at June 06, 2016 09:16 PM (AHDxb)
---------------------

I just can't. Bill should have shoved her in the chest and told her she was unfuckable.

Cheryl Mills shredded tons of papers for her. People had papers. People had evidence. They should have carried tiny tape recorders.

By the way, I think the next people to get woodchippered by her will be Jake Sullivan and Bryan Pagliano. Just my sense.

Posted by: iforgot at June 06, 2016 09:21 PM (5o5ek)

239 I'm going to repost this because I think she is cute as a button:

https://goo.gl/hBZrP8

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 06, 2016 09:21 PM (iQIUe)

240 So we had this three legged dog...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 06, 2016 09:21 PM (C9pBZ)

241 234 Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 06, 2016 09:20 PM (Ozsfq)

Operation Watch This Drive FORE!

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:21 PM (g8Hfr)

242 Next thing you know, they'll be telling us homosexuality is a choice.

Posted by: Emmie at June 06, 2016 09:21 PM (xVuS6)

243 The smart, good conservative women are out there. I found one when I was 53 and 5 years divorced. She was 38, never married, and owned her own business. Ten years in and it still works. A dark bar helped out the first meeting :-)

Posted by: free tibet, as if! at June 06, 2016 09:21 PM (CL76w)

244 Can you really trust someone named Benji?

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 09:21 PM (bS6uW)

245 Hey. I'm not gay. 20 dollars is 20 dollars.

Posted by: TfG at June 06, 2016 09:21 PM (HgTBl)

246 I had to spend one night at Dallas Naval Air Station

Wow

Not what I was used to

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:21 PM (zOTsN)

247 123 112 My son is doomed, I guess, trying to meet a pretty, sweet, intelligent girl.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 08:58 PM (1ZOkK)

He might get one of the three. If really lucky, two.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 08:59 PM (DMWVF)


What's the saying? "Pretty, intelligent, sane. Pick any two."

Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2016 09:22 PM (sdi6R)

248 2015 the year of the ghey marriage shoved down our throats

2016 transgender lifestyle shoved down our throat

2017? Polygamy? Pedophillia? I can hardly wait

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 06, 2016 09:22 PM (voOPb)

249 Amazes me the young women who would hit the jackpot with him.

But he's not looking now. So good for him. He's focusing on graduating in a year.

Still. (Yearning for a grandchild before I die.)


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:18 PM (1ZOkK)

Have him move up by us in Nebraska. Lots of single ladies who like military guys and are born conservative. He'd have to become a Husker fan, though. *shudder*

Posted by: pookysgirl at June 06, 2016 09:22 PM (K27gs)

250 Sent son e-mail today that all alcohol is banned on base on Okinawa.

Before son same home, they already weren't allowed off base to drink or even eat dinner.

So, son, as an NCO, bought a bunch of meat and cooked it for his Marines. He also came out of pocket to give them beer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:22 PM (1ZOkK)

251 "A dark bar"

Wood or metal?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 06, 2016 09:23 PM (C9pBZ)

252 My son is handsome, sweet, treats women he dates like queens, is a war vet, attending college full time, is an Eagle Scout, an assistant Scout Master, is the Student Vets of America fundraising chair on campus, works with inner city youth, and I could go on and on.

Is he mean to them, rich, and prone to throwing classy dinners? If not...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:23 PM (39g3+)

253 I would only go bisexual if it were to have sex with Alf.

I'd only do that because, why the hell not?

"There's the guy who fucked Alf."

Posted by: Harun at June 06, 2016 09:23 PM (dZQh7)

254 246 Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:21 PM (zOTsN)

for the "before and after" a state gets a PotUS experience you really had to go stay at Little Rock AFB's TLF before and after Beijing Billy got in.

Before the E-9 digs were pretty nice....

after the e-5 digs were better than the old E-9 digs.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:23 PM (g8Hfr)

255 Protip-don't look for that perfect woman on campuses, anymore. Seems to be a hotbed of lunacy.

Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2016 09:23 PM (sdxPm)

256 Question: was Anzio worse or easier than Normandy?

Rough trade, it was last summer. Sergio was adamant about back packing and had neglected to buy any camping gear

Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 09:23 PM (OC+TJ)

257 >>Okay, explain this "upper half" and "lower half" business with the Rear Admirals.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius)

lower half = one star
upper half = two star

Posted by: Aviator at June 06, 2016 09:23 PM (c7vUv)

258
2017? Polygamy? Pedophillia? I can hardly wait

That should be up to the states.

Posted by: Gary's Johnson at June 06, 2016 09:24 PM (IqV8l)

259 I'm going to repost this because I think she is cute as a button

I love the queen. She's cool and classy and was was even a looker when she was young and in the military helping fight the Germans.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:25 PM (39g3+)

260 Benji Douglas you dog you!

Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 09:25 PM (pibXr)

261 Beck is on Megyn now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:25 PM (1ZOkK)

262 2017? Polygamy? Pedophillia? I can hardly wait
___
Why not both? Also, I want to marry my goat.

Posted by: Mohammed the Jihadi at June 06, 2016 09:25 PM (pibXr)

263 Beck needs meds

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:25 PM (zOTsN)

264 261 Beck is on Megyn now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:25 PM (1ZOkK)

Ugh, poor Megyn

Posted by: @votermom at June 06, 2016 09:26 PM (7lVbc)

265 For me, "taking your clothes off with whoever you want" still only applies to women.

So I'm the weirdo now I guess.

Posted by: Blano at June 06, 2016 09:26 PM (TzZMQ)

266 >>Beck is on Megyn now.

That poor woman.

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 09:26 PM (6kxiP)

267 Beck is on Megyn now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:25 PM (1ZOkK)

That's an image I could do without.

Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2016 09:26 PM (sdxPm)

268 I'm going to repost this because I think she is cute as a button:

https://goo.gl/hBZrP8


Is it not proper to salute the Queen?

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 09:26 PM (qUNWi)

269 >>Beck is on Megyn now.

I didn't think he would be her type.

Phrasing

Posted by: Aviator at June 06, 2016 09:26 PM (c7vUv)

270
So the dude who suggested giving Hillary a State Department Blackberry that would be subject to FOIA requests testified to Judicial Watch today. He was being questioned about Huma's triple-dip-with-cherry-and-whip employment arrangement.

Transcript is 415 pages.

I think Imma let the reporters handle this one.

Posted by: iforgot at June 06, 2016 09:27 PM (5o5ek)

271 Strange times.

On one hand: SMOD please hurry in your mission.

Other hand: Go Cubbies!

I always knew a season such as this would usher in the end times. And yet...

Posted by: Buy More Brawndo at June 06, 2016 09:27 PM (vaFpc)

272 I think Bill Kristol started this trend.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Ghost at June 06, 2016 09:27 PM (kfoLf)

273 If Beck is on Megyn, how can you see her?

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:27 PM (zOTsN)

274 have a relative that refuses to eat anything with four legs.

So fish fowl are fine. Can someone explain this to me?
***
Special snow flake? The whole point is it is a way to get people talking to and about HER.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 09:27 PM (pibXr)

275 You'd have pegged Beck for Megyn's undercard?

Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 09:28 PM (OC+TJ)

276 A gloryhole is a like a box of chocolates. Equally, on both sides.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at June 06, 2016 09:28 PM (ktzHq)

277 OT:

Any CA Morons look at the voter information guide?

First off, I think prop. 50 is a nice try by the Dems, so I'm against it.

But have you looked at the candidates for the US Senate? It looks like they emptied out every mental institution in the state.

My favs:

1. the improbably named Ling Ling Shi, no party preference, whose statement says "Run for God's Heart and America's Freedom, challenge 10 giant chaos in economy and economy-related sectors."

No, I have no idea what that means either. Economy-related sectors ... of the economy? Huh?

2. My very favorite one is the statement of President Cristina Grappo (Dem). Yes, that's right - her GIVEN NAME is "President," and she's running to be a "United Senator," and she proposes "balancing the national deficit [??], and claims she is "mainstream Facebook in social media."

No, I have no idea what THAT means, either. But I do appreciate her including her mug shot in the voter guide.

It's why I live here; it's a laugh a day!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 06, 2016 09:28 PM (oKE6c)

278 217 Harun

Anzio was much easier. The landing went well, with little opposition, albeit with much smaller numbers of allied troops.

The counterattacks by Kesselring's forces were very hard fought. and we lost all of Darby's Rangers in one battle. But overall, much less casualties, especial the first day.

The Normandy campaign was very costly in the hinterland. The bocage terrain was very difficult for attacking forces against the well-trained and well-led German forces.

We overwhelmed the Germans in Normandy, while the Anzio breakout was because the French mountain troops outflanked the very strong German positions (the Gustav Line) further south, centered on Monte Cassino.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2016 09:28 PM (u82oZ)

279 Hi folks Grin Breck here...

do you like Gold, and I know you love bullshit because you are a blaze subscriber...

tune in tonight to Fox for Gold Plated Bullshit on Megyn Kelly's...

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:28 PM (g8Hfr)

280 @250 - My nephew (an 0302) just went through Okinawa en route to God knows where. God bless.

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 09:28 PM (bS6uW)

281 Did he kill her! All Rachel Corey style?

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:28 PM (zOTsN)

282 If you're whacking off your friend or blowing your coach, you ain't "straight"..... and you've never BEEN 'straight"......

My problem with all this is who gives a fucking shit who yer tuggin'? Do it, don't do it, bottom line is I'm sick a fuckin' hearin' it.

Posted by: Dirty Randy at June 06, 2016 09:29 PM (br2jI)

283 Hey Quagmire! I fucked your dad!

Posted by: Brian at June 06, 2016 09:29 PM (DMWVF)

284 I was just joking about upper half and lower (you know, "top" and "bottom", and all that).

If anyone is interested, there's a long mess with "rear admirals". It used to be that there never really was a "one-star admiral rank". When promoted, they would get 2-stars. However, they would get paid only as one-star (O-7). This pissed the other services off. There was a list of rear admirals, and the top of the list, the upper half, basically got O-8 pay, while the lower half got O-7 pay.

In 1982, they changes the rank to "Commodore Admiral", and then, after protest to simply "Commodore". That pissed a bunch of people off either way and it didn't last long. Now, there is an official 1-star rank, Rear Admiral (lower half).

Commodore has a long history and politics about who gets to be called what and all that. There were Captains, who, by tradition, could be called "Commodore", and with a new rank called that, they wouldn't be.

This naval rear admiral rank has always been, well, a mess.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 09:29 PM (DW+jj)

285 In any event, I bet Cruz wishes he would just shut up, and go the hell away. Contrary to popular wisdom, not all publicity is good publicity.

Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2016 09:29 PM (sdxPm)

286 280
@250 - My nephew (an 0302) just went through Okinawa en route to God knows where. God bless.

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 09:28 PM (bS6uW)


Hopefully Thailand or Korea. God bless.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:29 PM (1ZOkK)

287 Is it not proper to salute the Queen?///

The Marine guards salute our Queen all the time.

Posted by: Willy J. at June 06, 2016 09:30 PM (LncQn)

288 I'm going to repost this because I think she is cute as a button:

***

I adore her.

My all-time fave photo of her:

http://bit.ly/1Ub2g4n

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 06, 2016 09:30 PM (SEXy3)

289 Because you will gain moral approval in a Politically Correct obsessed culture.
***
The whole idea of the leftist war on tradition was to change the carrots and sticks of society from trying to turn people into productive beings into the carrots and the sticks being used to enforce leftist orthodoxy...so this is very much true.

In 1916 you got status as a man by having a job, a wife, and well behaved children. In 2016 you get status as a man by not having a real job, not having kids, and having sex with other men.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 09:30 PM (pibXr)

290 Waiting to see if Megyn asks about Brad Thor....


AND HERE IT COMES.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:30 PM (1ZOkK)

291 everything is wrong.

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/nation-world/national/article82055572.html

Posted by: redclay at June 06, 2016 09:30 PM (ajSCv)

292 269 >>Beck is on Megyn now.

Then he cries.

Posted by: TfG at June 06, 2016 09:31 PM (HgTBl)

293 277
No, I have no idea what THAT means, either. But I do appreciate her including her mug shot in the voter guide.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 06, 2016 09:28 PM (oKE6c)


Is she cute?

Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2016 09:31 PM (sdi6R)

294
"This article originally appeared on Queerty"


Tres suprise.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 06, 2016 09:31 PM (kdS6q)

295 Leaving aside the theological aspects of traditional morality, it exists because it WORKS to the maximum benefit of society as a whole. People are animals and they have the same tendencies to live life at the beck and call of their nerve endings as do all animals. We, however, have intellect to counter that and to sublimate it to the mind. Traditional morality reenforces that. It's no accident that those seeking to destroy western civilization want to weaken it, a population jaded by sensation, eager for the next physical jolt of pleasure, is much easier to control. Why waste time thinking about abstract concepts like Freedom and Liberty? Oooo, yea. Just suck on that. Who gives a shit that they're a serf? Just keep sucking man, I'm about to cum.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 06, 2016 09:31 PM (N8hFs)

296 I have a relative that refuses to eat anything with four legs.

So fish fowl are fine. Can someone explain this to me?

Yes she's a she in case you were assuming she was a she.

Posted by: eleven
****
probably thinks that because they are such low intelligence critters, it's ok.
Plus, it's something of an ego fluff. I'M more moral and sensitive than YOU. I'M better than YOU.
That is usually why they do it at all.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 06, 2016 09:31 PM (hVdx9)

297 Socons are dinosaurs. When will this finally sink into the thickly skulled?

Posted by: Stonecrop at June 06, 2016 09:32 PM (SVQRd)

298 My definition of a good man does not include bringing home HIV due to gay sex.

Posted by: Lauren at June 06, 2016 09:32 PM (5q6zz)

299 10 giant chaos makes more sense in Chinese, as it has plurals for chaos. Maybe better translated as problems or messes.

Posted by: Harun at June 06, 2016 09:32 PM (dZQh7)

300 In 2016 you get status as a man by not having a real job, not having kids, and having sex with other men.

Yoohoo!

Posted by: Rock Hudson at June 06, 2016 09:32 PM (ktzHq)

301 Sent son e-mail today that all alcohol is banned on base on Okinawa.

Before son same home, they already weren't allowed off base to drink or even eat dinner.

So, son, as an NCO, bought a bunch of meat and cooked it for his Marines. He also came out of pocket to give them beer.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:22 PM (1ZOkK)

Yup, all because a civilian contractor (who used to be a Sailor) raped and killed a local and a Naval officer decided to drive with a BAC of .18 (the legal limit is .03 there) and crash into two locals. Thanks, geniuses!

Posted by: pookysgirl at June 06, 2016 09:32 PM (K27gs)

302 293 277
No, I have no idea what THAT means, either. But I do appreciate her including her mug shot in the voter guide.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 06, 2016 09:28 PM (oKE6c)
Is she cute?
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2016 09:31 PM (sdi6R)



Depends. Are you into manatees?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 06, 2016 09:32 PM (oKE6c)

303

Then he cries


OMG that was funny

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:32 PM (zOTsN)

304 288
I adore her.

My all-time fave photo of her:

http://bit.ly/1Ub2g4n
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 06, 2016 09:30 PM (SEXy3)


I'm pretty sure there's a photo somewhere of her firing a machine gun.

Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2016 09:33 PM (sdi6R)

305 297 Posted by: Stonecrop at June 06, 2016 09:32 PM (SVQRd)

Everything you see around you older than 20 years?

Socons dork.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:33 PM (g8Hfr)

306 God, that fucking picture just skeeves me out.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 06, 2016 09:33 PM (9VXAa)

307 My definition of a good man does not include bringing home HIV due to gay sex.
___
H8ter

Posted by: Not CIS-Virus Free at June 06, 2016 09:33 PM (pibXr)

308 One Star used to be Commodore and, like Five Star Admiral, was a war time only rank.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 06, 2016 09:33 PM (IqV8l)

309 Beck's conversation with Megyn is good.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:34 PM (1ZOkK)

310 The gay rights movement has been, is, and always will be about indoctrination and creating more homosexuals.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 06, 2016 09:34 PM (KQTmr)

311 Yeah the whole stubble beard thing on....
My.
Ugh.
Not to mention... Down.
And around.

Yeah.

All people are nasty.


Posted by: straight guy at June 06, 2016 09:34 PM (MwiFE)

312 I have a relative that refuses to eat anything with four legs.

At least teh kittehs are safe.

Posted by: Basement Cat at June 06, 2016 09:34 PM (3C9q2)

313 >>>I'm about to cum.

Jeez WD didn't even know you were breathing hard

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 06, 2016 09:34 PM (voOPb)

314 Cocksuckers!

Posted by: Mr Wu at June 06, 2016 09:34 PM (rwI+c)

315 Watching a rerun of the Sonny and Cher Comedy Hour on broadcast channel.

Ronald Reagan (then Gov.) is on.

Hopefully, somewhere, Cher looks up over her orthopedic socks where she's gumming her oatmeal and has a spastic episode of granny-rage. Twitter incoherence to follow.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2016 09:34 PM (uz/Pv)

316 I take it back; the manatee is the Green Party candidate. The one cited above is the one with the mug shot.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 06, 2016 09:35 PM (oKE6c)

317
And of course, no link to a source in that article.

Because that would be --- you know --- gay.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 06, 2016 09:35 PM (kdS6q)

318 309 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:34 PM (1ZOkK)

He's explaining now when he and Brad Thor edged towards incitement on Obama's overreaches right?

I just missed them.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:35 PM (g8Hfr)

319 310 The gay rights movement has been, is, and always will be about indoctrination and creating more homosexuals.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 06, 2016 09:34 PM (KQTmr)



You're just saying that because it's true.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 06, 2016 09:35 PM (oKE6c)

320 "gay rights movement has been, is, and always will be about indoctrination and creating more homosexuals."

And it's working. Fewer than half of teenagers identify as straight.

Posted by: Lauren at June 06, 2016 09:35 PM (5q6zz)

321 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 06, 2016 09:30 PM (SEXy3)


It's a good one of the Duke too!

There's a really cute one of William grinning as she passes

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 06, 2016 09:36 PM (9VXAa)

322 Anzio...

Every time I see or hear that word, I hear the Cars.

Anzi-O, I need you so...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:36 PM (39g3+)

323
Okay, I'm reading that damn transcript. The things I see now, totally unrelated...

>>the responsibility for FOIA requests typically rests with what later came to be known as the Office for Correspondence and Records.



What do you want to bet the GS-bot at that job reads trashy novels at her desk all day and averages 20 minutes of work a week?

Posted by: iforgot at June 06, 2016 09:36 PM (5o5ek)

324 Fewer than half say they are straight? Do they think it's a bad thing or something?

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:36 PM (zOTsN)

325 Socons are dinosaurs.


I'm a sexual Tyrannosaurus.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at June 06, 2016 09:36 PM (rwI+c)

326 "A dark bar"

Wood or metal?
I went with the classics- Louisville slugger, McCovey model

Posted by: free tibet, as if! at June 06, 2016 09:36 PM (CL76w)

327 Why hasn't anyone pointed out that the Good Men Project is run by feminists?

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at June 06, 2016 09:37 PM (R5u6E)

328 I love Brad Thor and the way he's treated us. His s-i-l lives here in Savannah, and is married to a SCAD prof. (First time we met him, after a book signing, his hot s-i-l kept telling my husband, "I KNOW you.') I avoided giving her the stink eye because Brad Thor.

Can't praise him enough for the way he treated our son at his last Savannah book signing.

I love the man.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:37 PM (1ZOkK)

329 "Fewer than half say they are straight? Do they think it's a bad thing or something?"

Yep. All the cool kids are on the homosexual spectrum. Doooom

Posted by: Lauren at June 06, 2016 09:38 PM (5q6zz)

330 God, that fucking picture just skeeves me out.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 06, 2016 09:33 PM (9VXAa)

*****
This comment is not approved of by the Hive minded.

How are you Miss Tammy?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 09:38 PM (YLidQ)

331 Bravo TV.



Tell me Bravo TV isn't responsible for the coming apocalypse.
.Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 06, 2016 09:13 PM (SEXy3)


and MTV


Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 06, 2016 09:38 PM (cjVcY)

332 Why hasn't anyone pointed out that the Good Men Project is run by feminists?

Because we've never heard of the frigging thing.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2016 09:38 PM (uz/Pv)

333 328 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:37 PM (1ZOkK)

Wonderful, and Brad Thor advocated removing Obama via "extra-legal means" when precisely?

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:38 PM (g8Hfr)

334 I often wonder what goes on in a Progs head, when they hear the word "Socon", and bother to think about it, rather than do their Pavlov thing?

Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2016 09:38 PM (sdxPm)

335 Tilikum...in consideration of her other traits I think you hit the nail on the head.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 09:39 PM (qUNWi)

336 Socons are dinosaurs. When will this finally sink into the thickly skulled?

Posted by: Stonecrop


Walter lives.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2016 09:39 PM (p2X2f)

337 You suck one dick and you are forever a "Cocksucker"

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 06, 2016 09:39 PM (jJRIy)

338 In 1916 you got status as a man by having a job, a
wife, and well behaved children. In 2016 you get status as a man by not
having a real job, not having kids, and having sex with other men.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 09:30 PM (pibXr)


In subverting the culture, they subverted the coming-of-age ceremonies that exist in a formal or informal state in every human society. It used to be that the markers in our tribe were getting a job and paying taxes, getting married, and starting a family.


They started by abolishing those, but people are built to require a clear demarcation between childhood and adulthood... so they're supplying their own now. They're basically trying to subvert the unconscious mechanisms that create culture to serve their agendas.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 09:39 PM (HalrA)

339 Am I supposed to take the conclusions based on this "science" at face value because the smart set told me so, even though the dumb fuckers don't even know when to use "whomever?"

Posted by: gm at June 06, 2016 09:39 PM (K0tm3)

340
Socons are dinosaurs. When will this finally sink into the thickly skulled?
Posted by: Stonecrop



No, let me guess. Long time reader, first time poster?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 06, 2016 09:39 PM (kdS6q)

341 Socons are dinosaurs. When will this finally sink into the thickly skulled?

Righteousness has always been unpopular.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:39 PM (39g3+)

342 Two straight guys walk into a gay bar . The bartender says ' are you here to bash or experiment ? '

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 06, 2016 09:39 PM (MNgU2)

343 Can't .. reach .. balls... fuckin ... tiny ... arms

Posted by: Grump928(C) Sexual Tyrannosaurus with an itch at June 06, 2016 09:39 PM (rwI+c)

344 I'm pretty sure there's a photo somewhere of her firing a machine gun.

***

As well as a pic of her working on a Jeep, but this assumed first place because of the playfulness of it. Despite his reputation for being roguish, Philip and Lilibet have been together an eternity, and still find ways to make each other giggle.

I love it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 06, 2016 09:39 PM (SEXy3)

345 "Commodore" has a crazy history in the US Navy. In the 1800s, Congress was really stingy with admirals (and generals too, I think). They didn't want to pay all these fancy pants guys prancing around calling themselves admirals.

So, a lot of "senior captains" were really the equivalent of flag officers, but their foreign comrades, Royal Navy in particular, looked down on them, considering them only captains, and not flag officers.

They did create "Commodore" as a 1-star rank, for war time, in WWII. These were captains that would not be promoted in peace time, but they needed to be higher rank and all that.

It's been both a rank and title in the US Navy, and it's a mess.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 09:40 PM (DW+jj)

346 322 Anzio...

Every time I see or hear that word, I hear the Cars.

Anzi-O, I need you so...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06,


Ha! I do the same damn thing!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 06, 2016 09:40 PM (jf492)

347 "Why hasn't anyone pointed out that the Good Men Project is run by feminists fags

Fify

Posted by: Lauren at June 06, 2016 09:40 PM (5q6zz)

348 334 Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2016 09:38 PM (sdxPm)

I figure this is God saying to mankind, "fuck it 7.5 billion is enough...."

Luckily the glee gang self-select out of the gene pool so as long as we don't let them raise our kids mankind'll snap back...

in 75 years.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:40 PM (g8Hfr)

349 Double Indemnity: I gotta a little man (conscience) inside

Topic Thunder: We all got a little gay (jungle rot) inside

Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 09:40 PM (OC+TJ)

350 296 I have a relative that refuses to eat anything with four legs.


Heh.

Posted by: Snake. at June 06, 2016 09:40 PM (HX7Lp)

351
Wonderful, and Brad Thor advocated removing Obama via "extra-legal means" when precisely?
Posted by: sven10077




Gavrilo Princip. Great guy. Good dancer too.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 06, 2016 09:41 PM (kdS6q)

352 Socons are dinosaurs. When will this finally sink into the thickly skulled?

Posted by: Stonecrop


The future belongs to the homosexual!


Not the FAR future, but...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2016 09:41 PM (uz/Pv)

353 I didn't realize not wanting to take it up the poop chute was a political position

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:41 PM (zOTsN)

354 I live in the ocean so, honest question, who IS Brad Thor? What is he known for? ( And, most importantly, is he gay.... I keed).

Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2016 09:41 PM (sdxPm)

355 325 Socons are dinosaurs.


I'm a sexual Tyrannosaurus.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at June 06, 2016 09:36 PM (rwI+c)


I am HeteroSaurus....

Posted by: Don Quixote at June 06, 2016 09:41 PM (qf6WZ)

356 How do you know if your friend is a homosexual?

His dick tastes like ass.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 06, 2016 09:41 PM (KQTmr)

357 Am I supposed to take the conclusions based on this "science" at face value because the smart set told me so, even though the dumb fuckers don't even know when to use "whomever?"
___
It is science that anonymous gay sex is a good thing.

Posted by: HIV Positive Glory-holer at June 06, 2016 09:42 PM (pibXr)

358 351 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 06, 2016 09:41 PM (kdS6q)

THIS PEBBLE IN MY SHOE CAN NO PATRIOT REMOVE IT!

//Brad Thor through history

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:42 PM (g8Hfr)

359 A lot of these comments are making me laugh my ass off. I have a friend who is pan and the amount of guys he's met who are married would surprise you.

Posted by: akornzombie at June 06, 2016 09:42 PM (JTOzp)

360 Luckily the glee gang self-select out of the gene pool so as long as we don't let them raise our kids mankind'll snap back...

in 75 years.

Posted by: sven10077


Google Womb coming to a Room near youmb.*

*Close enough for rapphysics.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2016 09:43 PM (p2X2f)

361 Transsexual tries to fight driving ban with claims people laugh at his attempts to dress as a woman

http://goo.gl/pnmiY7


I shouldnt laugh but I did.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 06, 2016 09:43 PM (iQIUe)

362 338 In 1916 you got status as a man by having a job, a
wife, and well behaved children. In 2016 you get status as a man by not
having a real job, not having kids, and having sex with other men.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 09:30 PM (pibXr)


In subverting the culture, they subverted the coming-of-age ceremonies that exist in a formal or informal state in every human society. It used to be that the markers in our tribe were getting a job and paying taxes, getting married, and starting a family.


They started by abolishing those, but people are built to require a clear demarcation between childhood and adulthood... so they're supplying their own now. They're basically trying to subvert the unconscious mechanisms that create culture to serve their agendas.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 09:39 PM (HalrA)

They also ruined marriage with no-fault divorce and a culture of encouraging women to frivorce their husbands because they aren't haaaaappy anymore, for cash and prizes. What man in his right mind wants that gun put to his head?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 09:43 PM (DMWVF)

363
348 334 Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2016 09:38 PM (sdxPm)

I figure this is God saying to mankind, "fuck it 7.5 billion is enough...."

Luckily the glee gang self-select out of the gene pool so as long as we don't let them raise our kids mankind'll snap back...

in 75 years.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:40 PM (g8Hfr)


Modern Man has only been around for a couple hundred thousand years...

so maybe like the Dino, God is saying...

Oopsie!

Posted by: Don Quixote at June 06, 2016 09:43 PM (qf6WZ)

364 What's with the Brad Thor hate? He's a huge AoSHQ fan.


He doesn't love Trump enough?


Seriously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:43 PM (1ZOkK)

365 It's a good one of the Duke too!

***

He cuts quite a figure, doesn't he?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 06, 2016 09:43 PM (SEXy3)

366
I figure this is God saying to mankind, "fuck it 7.5 billion is enough...."
***
I think it is clear that urbanization drives people crazy and so the increased tendency to urbanization is quite literally making a growing portion of the population insane.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 09:43 PM (pibXr)

367 I'm usually a man but when I go to the pool I like to be a lady and use their change rooms. It's my right!

Posted by: james at June 06, 2016 09:43 PM (8NivZ)

368 Another Come From Behind Victory from Those Who Will Make You Care!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 06, 2016 09:43 PM (OQ9R7)

369 My definition of a good man does not include bringing home HIV due to gay sex.

Posted by: Lauren at June 06, 2016 09:32 PM (5q6zz)


A lilttle mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6szE_qmzavQ

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 06, 2016 09:44 PM (vBeA5)

370 Your friend is a pan. Mmmmmkay. Is one of his married "friends" named Obama?

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:44 PM (zOTsN)

371 South Park "The F Word" on Comedy Channel.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 06, 2016 09:44 PM (20X6f)

372 One of the greatest myths gay men have is that all straight men can be seduced, if the circumstances present themselves.

I have no doubt some percentage of men who, in prior ages, would have never tasted penis, are now doing so.

Weak minded people are... weak willed. The power of suggestion, and the lure of the new fad...

Frankly, I don't care.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2016 09:44 PM (Dj0WE)

373 Ace has the perfect excuse. Because both Ewok genders look the same, he can always say, "I didn't realize it was a dude ewok!"

Posted by: Ursanardo DiCaprio at June 06, 2016 09:44 PM (6a1ih)

374 There's no such thing as bisexual, there's just greedy.

Posted by: josephistan at June 06, 2016 09:44 PM (7qAYi)

375 What's with the Brad Thor hate? He's a huge AoSHQ fan.


He doesn't love Trump enough?


Seriously.

***

I don't hate him but what he said on the Beck show was a bridge too far. I cant believe he said it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 06, 2016 09:44 PM (SEXy3)

376 The world pretty much accepted homosexual acts between men with strict perimeters, (such as rank and status to determine who took the feminine/receiver position), prior to Christianity. That's why the gays want to get rid of Christianity. I've been on about how this whole thing is going to be very bad for women. Especially the ones screaming about rape culture. Women are stupid not to recognize we have no power except that which is granted by men. And once men have returned to seeing sexual pleasure with one another without being "gay" women are going to find out just how powerless they really are.

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at June 06, 2016 09:44 PM (teYv/)

377 ...in consideration of her other traits I think you hit the nail on the head.

Posted by: eleven
****

All of the ones I have met were that way.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 06, 2016 09:44 PM (hVdx9)

378 And it's working. Fewer than half of teenagers identify as straight.
Posted by: Lauren at June 06, 2016 09:35 PM (5q6zz)


I believe that's just a function of how polling is done nowadays... plus the PC principle of "I can't say anything negative about 'Alternative Lifestyles'"...

If any of the idiot teens polled were asked to jack off their buddy or finger their BFF, they would run screaming......

Polls are fucking shit and they are, in the end, going to be the death of us.

Posted by: Dirty Randy at June 06, 2016 09:45 PM (br2jI)

379 Does his name rhyme with Tarack Pobama?

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:45 PM (zOTsN)

380 I have a friend who is pan

Little cloven hooves, plays the flute?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2016 09:45 PM (uz/Pv)

381 347 "Why hasn't anyone pointed out that the Good Men Project is run by feminists fags

Fify
Posted by: Lauren at June 06, 2016 09:40 PM (5q6zz)


Well, yes. Its name is propagandistic and misleading in a way that would make Big Brother proud.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 09:45 PM (DMWVF)

382 have a relative that refuses to eat anything with four legs.

So fish fowl are fine. Can someone explain this to me?

______

misunderstood Animal Farm

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 06, 2016 09:45 PM (Cq0oW)

383 Is this "pan" "friend" like Peter Pan? Does he have a friend named Tinkerbell floating around with him all the time?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 09:45 PM (DW+jj)

384 Strong enough for a man
Title IX'd enough to pass for a woman

biiii Mennen!

Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 09:45 PM (OC+TJ)

385 380 I have a friend who is pan

Little cloven hooves, plays the flute?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2016 09:45 PM (uz/Pv)

Skin flute.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 09:45 PM (DMWVF)

386 Two straight guys walk into a gay bar.

And the bartender says, "lemme guess, you're here for the cheap beer."

Posted by: Fritz at June 06, 2016 09:45 PM (f40FU)

387 364 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:43 PM (1ZOkK)

He advocated a political murder on "national(heh)" air...

were he a commenter here he'd have been banned.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:46 PM (g8Hfr)

388 NDH, Queen Elizabeth is the most experienced Head of State in Western Civilization.

I would like to hear her real opinion of pbho and her current PM.

ISTR she gave a speech in the Rose Garden, and the podium was too tall. All you could see was her hat. President Reagan fired the White House Chief of Protocol the next day.

Ah, for the days of accountability in government.

AFAIK she is in favor of BritExit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 06, 2016 09:46 PM (u82oZ)

389 ThunderB: oh hell no. Hell, my friend owns more guns than I do.

Posted by: akornzombie at June 06, 2016 09:46 PM (Ww7AH)

390 Grumble.... no one will do my research on who the hell this Brad Thor is.... Binged him. He's a writer, does thriller books, according to Wikipedia. Kind of like Tom Clancy, maybe.

Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2016 09:46 PM (sdxPm)

391
I shouldnt laugh but I did.


Omigosh, Harvey Korman's 'yenta' character.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2016 09:47 PM (uz/Pv)

392 They also ruined marriage with no-fault divorce
and a culture of encouraging women to frivorce their husbands because
they aren't haaaaappy anymore, for cash and prizes. What man in his
right mind wants that gun put to his head?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 09:43 PM (DMWVF)


If you don't get an ironclad pre-nup these days, you're insane. Too many fakers out there who'll happily use you for a year (or however long it takes you to accumulate some good loot) and then take you to the cleaners.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 09:47 PM (HalrA)

393 366 Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 09:43 PM (pibXr)

Yup...God didn't salt pillar "Good Springs Farm Village"...

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:47 PM (g8Hfr)

394 Wow, getting a ton of drivebys here, I wonder where this was linked.

I have a friend who is pan

I love that guy, with the flute? Man can he dance.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:47 PM (39g3+)

395 ""This article originally appeared on Queerty"



Surprise, surprise, surprise......

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 09:47 PM (6Ey7x)

396 OK, this is more appropriate for the last thread but if anyone is watching Kelly she is doing a hit job on Trump. I'm not a huge Trump fan but her bias is revolting. She goes into the sucks column.

Posted by: Farmer at June 06, 2016 09:47 PM (o/90i)

397 @286 - Thanks, but he left his water and mountain gear in San Diego, so they only brought their desert gear. We're trying not to think about it.

On the other hand, it's getting hot so if he's near Mosul it may be a no go until next year and maybe he'll rotate out by then (it's usually no less than three months, no more than four). Not that I wish that on someone else's son. In any event, there's no need for repellers (he's an Echo) without the rest of it in tow. We'll see what happens.

Getting a drink now ....

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 09:47 PM (bS6uW)

398 A lot of these comments are making me laugh my ass off. I have a friend who is pan and the amount of guys he's met who are married would surprise you.
Posted by: akornzombie at June 06, 2016 09:42 PM (JTOzp)


No, it surprises you. Don't confuse yourself with thinking you know what other people do or don't know.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2016 09:47 PM (Dj0WE)

399 Not this again.


>>we set up a session for -- that allowed security people to brief our -- the executive secretaries -- Secretariat's information-management clientele on security of communications.

>>Do you know if Mrs. Clinton was part of
that briefing session?

>>I don't recall that she was there.

>>Do you recall if Ms. Abedin was part of that briefing session?

>>I don't recall.

Posted by: iforgot at June 06, 2016 09:47 PM (5o5ek)

400 Skin flute.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 09:45 PM (DMWVF)

Peter Pan then. Check.

Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2016 09:47 PM (sdxPm)

401 There is nothing sexy about some other guy's hairy ass, or shaved or anything. It is just plain sickening. There are so many good looking gals out there. It makes no damn sense.

Posted by: CMU VET at June 06, 2016 09:48 PM (ejB0r)

402 I leave my real job to get home and find 373 posts on cock sucking.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 06, 2016 09:48 PM (bQxkN)

403
What Women Hate and How to Fix it

The Single Best Thing a Man Can Do To Attract Mrs. Right

Find Time or Find Someone Else

I Took My Clothes Off and She Rejected Me

goodmenproject.com




Women are all godesses, and I am but an imperfet male! *sob*

Let your balls drop and go spend an afternoon at Home Depot, you great nancys.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 06, 2016 09:48 PM (kdS6q)

404 386 Two straight guys walk into a gay bar.

And the bartender says, "lemme guess, you're here for the cheap beer."
Posted by: Fritz at June 06, 2016 09:45 PM (f40FU)



And Our Betters would tell you the puncnhline to that is actually " No sir, we're here for the wicked-hard cock in your bathroom!"

Posted by: Dirty Randy at June 06, 2016 09:48 PM (br2jI)

405 Another Come From Behind Victory from Those Who Will Make You Care!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 06, 2016 09:43 PM (OQ9R7)

****

Innuendo noted!

*fist bump*

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 09:48 PM (YLidQ)

406 Strong enough for a man
Title IX'd enough to pass for a woman

biiii Mennen Brennan!

Posted by: derit /i]

Le Feex'd

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2016 09:48 PM (p2X2f)

407 I often wonder what goes on in a Progs head, when they hear the word "Socon", and bother to think about it, rather than do their Pavlov thing?
Posted by: kraken
-------------------

*dammit. principled people keep interfering with our plans*

Posted by: Prog at June 06, 2016 09:48 PM (ANVXm)

408 So your pan friend owns guns and everything. I bet he is a "severe" conservative too

Do go on. Is he in the Navy?

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:48 PM (zOTsN)

409
ISTR she gave a speech in the Rose Garden, and the podium was too tall. All you could see was her hat. President Reagan fired the White House Chief of Protocol the next day.

Ah, for the days of accountability in government.

****

Indeed!

Posted by: Dalai Lama at June 06, 2016 09:48 PM (SEXy3)

410 375 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 06, 2016 09:44 PM (SEXy3)

as I said here BEFORE that, I am a fan and reconciled to why he is NeverTrump but can't respect it...

well that went away when he worked up more rage at imaginary Trump misdeeds than REAL Obama ones.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:48 PM (g8Hfr)

411 If you don't get an ironclad pre-nup these days, you're insane. Too many fakers out there who'll happily use you for a year (or however long it takes you to accumulate some good loot) and then take you to the cleaners.


Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 09:47 PM (HalrA)


Which is why marriage rates have been decreasing...

Hell... I'll never get married again... not legally anyway....

Posted by: Don Quixote at June 06, 2016 09:49 PM (qf6WZ)

412 Can we at least place a tax on Experimental Play, and then when one goes the luxury tax kicks in.

And maybe a system like Carbon Credits.


Posted by: straight guy at June 06, 2016 09:49 PM (MwiFE)

413 I think it is clear that urbanization drives people
crazy and so the increased tendency to urbanization is quite literally
making a growing portion of the population insane.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 09:43 PM (pibXr)


I think you're right. Past a certain point, people just lose their shit and stop functioning as human beings. Given the places I've lived, the 1 million mark seems to be the magic number where people turn into idiots.

Suburbs were a natural response to this, so naturally, the Left hates them, because they want everyone in their open air insane asylums, under their rule.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 09:49 PM (HalrA)

414 So I'm fucking this guy up the ass right, and he reaches between his legs and starts fondling my balls and I'm thinkin' man what a frickin homo???

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 06, 2016 09:49 PM (18h+i)

415 39 Oh, we're doing the man walks into a bar thing?
Ok

Man walks into a bar near closing time, and orders 6 shots of whisky. The bartender asks if he is driving, the man says no, so barkeep lines up six shots, and watches as the man slams them down.

Curious, he asks "hey buddy, what's the occassion?"
the man replies, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob"

The bartenders breaks into a smile and pops another shot on the bar and says "this ones on me"

The guy says, " no thanks, if six won't kill the taste...."

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 06, 2016 08:41 PM (kKHcp)

If you like that joke, check out this commercial for Big Rock Brewery's Jack Rabbit Light Beer: http://tinyurl.com/hegctrg

Posted by: Slappy at June 06, 2016 09:49 PM (rtfSu)

416 Every gay I've met in the service has been Navy. BUT, my husband's career field is filled with insane geeks and they work with flight crew jocks, so it's possible my sample of the AF is skewed.
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 06, 2016 09:18 PM (K27gs)

I was in the Air Force for 24 years. We definitely had them. Had a few flaming types who got kicked out fairly early in their careers. Good riddance. They were more of a distraction than anything else.
But I did have a couple friends of mine who came out after they retired. But this was during and before DADT. They had the good sense to keep it in the closet and not screw up professional relationships or friendships with the rest of us.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 06, 2016 09:50 PM (2D2IN)

417 Grumble.... no one will do my research on who the hell this Brad Thor is.... Binged him. He's a writer, does thriller books, according to Wikipedia. Kind of like Tom Clancy, maybe.

Posted by: kraken


Just a conservative fiction writer with some cred prior to the election season. Just leave it the fuck alone.

We don't have to engage in heretic courts, ok?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2016 09:50 PM (p2X2f)

418
I have a friend who is pan...
Posted by: akornzombie



Here you go:

thefederalist.com

You and your "friend" should feel right at home.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 06, 2016 09:50 PM (kdS6q)

419 411 If you don't get an ironclad pre-nup these days, you're insane. Too many fakers out there who'll happily use you for a year (or however long it takes you to accumulate some good loot) and then take you to the cleaners.


Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 09:47 PM (HalrA)

Prenups only apply to assets acquired prior to marriage, so you're still fucked.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 09:50 PM (DMWVF)

420 Grumble.... no one will do my research on who the hell this Brad Thor is.... Binged him. He's a writer, does thriller books, according to Wikipedia. Kind of like Tom Clancy, maybe.
Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2016 09:46 PM (sdxPm)


I figure if I need to know who he is, I would.


And I don't.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2016 09:50 PM (Dj0WE)

421 Guy wake up from a bender and looks down at his dick, and he sees two rings around it, one red and one brown. Panicking, he goes the doctor. The doctor take a look, does a few tests any says I have good news and bad news, what do you want first? Guy says the good news. The doctor says the good news is the red ring is lipstick. What's the bad news? The doctor says the brown ring at Skoal.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 06, 2016 09:50 PM (N8hFs)

422 Too many fakers out there who'll happily use you for a year (or however long it takes you to accumulate some good loot) and then take you to the cleaners.

I've seen far too many women who seem to start out great, stable, loving, taking care of home. Then they get tired of it, decide to "find themselves" are all upset at not having "lived life" and go wild, leaving the kids and husband in the wreckage. But still wanting the kids because they're like little dolls to her that she "loves more than life" even though she spends all her waking time with men or finding men and partying.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:50 PM (39g3+)

423 My husband had a pan roommate in college. My husband asked what the fuck that even meant and would he fuck a tree?

"If it swayed enough" was the reply.

Posted by: Lauren at June 06, 2016 09:51 PM (5q6zz)

424 as I said here BEFORE that, I am a fan and reconciled to why he is NeverTrump but can't respect it...

well that went away when he worked up more rage at imaginary Trump misdeeds than REAL Obama ones.


****

And there are plenty of folk willing to poo-poo it away.

Posted by: Dalai Lama at June 06, 2016 09:51 PM (SEXy3)

425 Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
http://onion.com/1PfiQL5

Posted by: Grump928(C) Sexual Tyrannosaurus with an itch at June 06, 2016 09:51 PM (rwI+c)

426 Here's a question. If Trump is elected, and he goes way beyond Obama's pen and a phone, what then?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:52 PM (1ZOkK)

427 417 Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2016 09:50 PM (p2X2f)

Right because you know what BENEFITS the non donk ass socialist POV?

Having people pop off about the non Marxist candidate being a Latin Strongman who needs Shriner Car'd...

no really.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:52 PM (g8Hfr)

428 We don't have to engage in heretic courts, ok?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2016 09:50 PM (p2X2f)

Hey sorry. Wasn't meaning to do that.

Posted by: kraken at June 06, 2016 09:53 PM (sdxPm)

429 I think calling for the killing of a political candidate is beyond the pale.

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:53 PM (zOTsN)

430 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:50 PM (39g3+)


It's that Eat, Pray, Love bullshit.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 09:53 PM (DMWVF)

431 424 Posted by: Dalai Lama at June 06, 2016 09:51 PM (SEXy3)

He and Beck were virtue signaling NTs....

Trump is to be punished for Obama's actions and we are to be punished with Hillary! for not magically making Cruz charismatic.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:53 PM (g8Hfr)

432 I noted a couple of months ago that San Francisco is full of white guys that fit a profile looking suspiciously like Paul Ryan: who are professional, married, with kids, but who are obsessive gym rats.

At the sorts of gyms where weights aren't the only thing being manhandled, and cardio class isn't the only thing causing pulse rates to increase.

Interesting discussions with ticked-off wives ensue.

"Darn it, honey, I _know_ Muscle Systems is halfway across town in the Castro, and parking is _terrible_, and it costs a _fortune_. But their equipment is top notch! I swear! Best in the city!"

Posted by: torquewrench at June 06, 2016 09:53 PM (noWW6)

433 The tarted up pastry being a ruse, American Pie was the first depiction of a pan-sexual. We can all look forward to the day soon when cookie sheet dabblers will get their recognition...and subsidized burn ointment

Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 09:53 PM (OC+TJ)

434 ISTR she gave a speech in the Rose Garden, and the podium was too tall.
------------

I'll bet she could have held her own umbrella, if need be.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 09:53 PM (ANVXm)

435 429 Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:53 PM (zOTsN)

I seem to remember when calling Lt Worf a Wookiee was enough to get Old Yeller'd at Tepid....

Thank God no one "begged the question" on "patriots."

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:54 PM (g8Hfr)

436 I think the parody song "Hairy Ass" fits this topic perfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ9dYjAOKKw

Posted by: Slappy at June 06, 2016 09:54 PM (rtfSu)

437 426 Here's a question. If Trump is elected, and he goes way beyond Obama's pen and a phone, what then?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:52 PM (1ZOkK)


Note... with Trump the question is 'If'...

With Hilary, the question is 'when'....

Posted by: Don Quixote at June 06, 2016 09:54 PM (qf6WZ)

438 A guy goes into a bar and orders a shot of whiskey.

After chugging it, he orders another, and quickly drinks that.

He then orders his third whiskey.

After drinking that he orders another and downs it immediately,

The bartender says "What gives?"

He replies "I just got my first blow-job."

The bartender says "Congratulations! So why are you drinking so much?"

The guy replies "So get the taste out of my mouth."

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 06, 2016 09:54 PM (1ijHg)

439 Here's a question. If Trump is elected, and he goes way beyond Obama's pen and a phone, what then?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:52 PM (1ZOkK)

****

First order to audit the shit out of Brad Thor? I'm good with it at that point.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 09:54 PM (YLidQ)

440
Here's a question. If Trump is elected, and he goes way beyond Obama's pen and a phone, what then?
Posted by: Jane D'oh



An impossibility.

Obama gets away with rule by fiat because the Democrats support him, as do the Republicans, either actively or passively.

Neither applies with Trump. Congress will unit to oppose him.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 06, 2016 09:54 PM (kdS6q)

441 Man walks into a bar. He gets back up and rubs his forehead.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:54 PM (39g3+)

442 I love the David Spade quip where he says he's required to bring to the table that he's fairly successful, somewhat wealthy , considered to have a good sense of humor , not considered unattractive and has a great family but all the girl has to bring to the table is that she's somewhat hot. And she's the one making the decision if it's going to go any farther.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 06, 2016 09:54 PM (MNgU2)

443 Thunder B: no, but he did want to join the Marines when he was younger.

But he's not a conservative, more of a moderate libertarian.

Posted by: akornzombie at June 06, 2016 09:55 PM (JTOzp)

444 @425 - Darnit, I was just looking for that link!

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 09:55 PM (bS6uW)

445 426 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:52 PM (1ZOkK)

The GOP and Democrats remove him...or is Trump going to give the GOP a fucking spine transplant?

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:55 PM (g8Hfr)

446 >>So I'm fucking this guy up the ass right, and he reaches between his legs and starts fondling my balls and I'm thinkin' man what a frickin homo???
Posted by: Lemmiwinks

I thought you liked it.
*sniff*

Posted by: Glen Beck at June 06, 2016 09:55 PM (c7vUv)

447 I think calling for the killing of a political candidate is beyond the pale.
Posted by: ThunderB
-----------------

That's not what I heard.
I'm not reflexively defending Thor... it's just not what I heard.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 09:55 PM (ANVXm)

448 Prenups only apply to assets acquired prior to marriage, so you're still fucked.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 09:50 PM (DMWVF)


Ah. I thought you could add terms and conditions to them that stipulated how joint assets would be divided in the event of divorce.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 09:56 PM (HalrA)

449 Divorce is too easy these days. Abolish no-fault divorces.

Posted by: @votermom at June 06, 2016 09:56 PM (7lVbc)

450 If Trump is elected, and he goes way beyond Obama's pen and a phone, what then?

Then we've got a problem, just like we do now with President Obama. That's a serious concern with every president: what if they go too far? In theory the other two branches rein him in. If they cannot, then the military. But its always a worry.

But I know as well as you that Hillary is 1002312481250^999888% more likely to pull that than Trump.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:56 PM (39g3+)

451 The Greeks went gay, and their civilization fell. Then tbe Romans went total fag and their empire fell. The Bonobos went apeshit gay and the normal chimpanzees regularly kick the shit out of them and keep them near extinction.

Now the US and Europe are turning gay... this does not bode well for us...

Posted by: Edward Gibbons at June 06, 2016 09:57 PM (6a1ih)

452 A pan friend and mostly married men?

Yeah. And I dated. . . Morgan Fairchild. Yeah. That's the ticket.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 06, 2016 09:57 PM (KQTmr)

453 Weirddave, I like your joke better than mine. But then yours is new to me.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 06, 2016 09:57 PM (1ijHg)

454 Akornzombie

Why do you assume he is telling you the truth

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:57 PM (zOTsN)

455 447
I think calling for the killing of a political candidate is beyond the pale.

Posted by: ThunderB

-----------------



That's not what I heard.

I'm not reflexively defending Thor... it's just not what I heard.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 09:55 PM (ANVXm)



THIS

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:57 PM (1ZOkK)

456 Okay... back to baseball.

*click*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 06, 2016 09:57 PM (OQ9R7)

457 447 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 09:55 PM (ANVXm)

Right, when I am discussing general strikes to remove a dictator I am certain to preface it with "and this is REALLY BAD, and remember I am THRILLER writer"

Look Presidents have been removed via extra-legal means.....always with a gun...

Sorry he said what he said.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:57 PM (g8Hfr)

458 I think I'll read the Bible yet again. It makes more sense than Hashtag Wish I Were There Agains.

Posted by: Corona at June 06, 2016 09:57 PM (ragzU)

459 442 I love the David Spade quip where he says he's required to bring to the table that he's fairly successful, somewhat wealthy , considered to have a good sense of humor , not considered unattractive and has a great family but all the girl has to bring to the table is that she's somewhat hot. And she's the one making the decision if it's going to go any farther.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 06, 2016 09:54 PM (MNgU2)


Actually... for me? That changed.

Once a Man reasserts control, its amazing how many Hot Women crawl out of the woodwork...

Its like Trump says in the 'Art of the Deal'... you have to be willing to walk away...

Posted by: Don Quixote at June 06, 2016 09:58 PM (qf6WZ)

460 i[Right because you know what BENEFITS the non donk ass socialist POV?

Having people pop off about the non Marxist candidate being a Latin Strongman who needs Shriner Car'd...

no really.

Posted by: sven10077

I guarantee you one thing, Sven. Nothing we rage about in this little corner of the blogosphere is going to set this election on some sort of glide path.

On the other hand, turning it into a denouncement bureau will just create an echo chamber of boring proportions. ... not that Ace will allow it to become such...

Just the same. Thor's desire to see Turnip hung from an Esso station will not affect the outcome of the election. So why bother reciprocating the spaz-out.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2016 09:58 PM (p2X2f)

461 She goes into the sucks column.
Posted by: Farmer at June 06, 2016 09:47 PM (o/90i)

Nuh uh.

Sucks is the good column.
Bites is the bad column.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 06, 2016 09:58 PM (kKHcp)

462 Ah. I thought you could add terms and conditions to them that stipulated how joint assets would be divided in the event of divorce.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 09:56 PM (HalrA)

****

You can, during a marriage, but that would be one party giving up rights. Good luck with that.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 09:58 PM (YLidQ)

463 It must have been pretty serious, it was for Surius

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:58 PM (zOTsN)

464 426 Here's a question. If Trump is elected, and he goes way beyond Obama's pen and a phone, what then?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:52 PM (1ZOkK)

Part of me will be gleeful if he turns his pen and phone on the left. They have it coming.

Posted by: @votermom at June 06, 2016 09:58 PM (7lVbc)

465
Prenups only apply to assets acquired prior to marriage, so you're still fucked.
Posted by: Insomniac

Ah. I thought you could add terms and conditions to them that stipulated how joint assets would be divided in the event of divorce.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party




No, you we're right. Prenups extend default state divorce law, so they can cover just about anything.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 06, 2016 09:58 PM (kdS6q)

466 Back to the non cock-sucking reality of the World.

I often put on Morning Joe in the morning as I get ready to go. It's a good barometer for trends. I also like watching Hallie Jackson talk. When I get home in the evening I often turn on Rachel -- before I settle down - for giggles. I also switch around the Sunday morning programs, including Meet the Press Chuck Todd.

The switch in the treatment of Trump vs. Hillary over the last ten days is startling.

As I write, the NBC properties are declaring Hillary the presumptive nominee the day before all those primaries tomorrow, especially CA.

This is outrageous.

But let's get back to talking about cock sucking.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 06, 2016 09:58 PM (bQxkN)

467 Yeah. And I dated. . . Morgan Fairchild. Yeah. That's the ticket.

I understand you've seen her naked.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:58 PM (39g3+)

468 >>>The doctor says the good news is the red ring is lipstick. What's the bad news? The doctor says the brown ring at Skoal.<<<

These things don't happen if you girlfriend switches to Copenhagen long cut.

Posted by: Fritz at June 06, 2016 09:59 PM (f40FU)

469 455 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:57 PM (1ZOkK)

Bwahaha.....so tell me Jane why is "removing a dictator" through peaceful means a "bad thing" that "needs a thriller writer"....?

OK, I'm sold let's play Mad Libs with "Brad Thor-Remove that Asshole"

An out of control Donal Trump is abducted by UFO Space Aliens saving the Republic....

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 09:59 PM (g8Hfr)

470 When the Party chooses your spouse, you'll know no-fault--if you know what's best for you, comrade

Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 09:59 PM (OC+TJ)

471 It's just ice cream.

Posted by: bisexual penguin at June 06, 2016 09:59 PM (2hcmo)

472 Akornzombie

Why do you assume he is telling you the truth
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 09:57 PM (zOTsN)



Ssssshh!


Don't spoil it for him.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2016 09:59 PM (Dj0WE)

473 451
The Greeks went gay, and their civilization fell. Then tbe Romans went
total fag and their empire fell. The Bonobos went apeshit gay and the
normal chimpanzees regularly kick the shit out of them and keep them
near extinction.



Now the US and Europe are turning gay... this does not bode well for us...

Posted by: Edward Gibbons at June 06, 2016 09:57 PM (6a1ih)


Sexual decadence is a powerful addiction, to the point where those who are addicted to their deviant practices tend to ignore everything else and focus only on their sexual gratification. Decadent nations do not prosper, and seldom long endure.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 10:00 PM (HalrA)

474 "My definition of a good man does not include bringing home HIV due to gay sex."

Syph and gonorrhea are absolutely rife in the SF gay community now, and it's spreading into the surrounding suburbs. These are increasingly drug-resistant forms, too. The public health people say it's due to smartphone hookup apps.

They're desperately searching for a technological solution and not finding one. Because, y'know, the simple system of telling people that it's medically contraindicated to just ball everything that moves? That isn't in the cards around here. So the fruitless search for the high-tech magic bullet continues.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 06, 2016 10:00 PM (noWW6)

475 "Darn it, honey, I _know_ Muscle Systems is halfway across town in the Castro, and parking is _terrible_, and it costs a _fortune_. But their equipment is top notch! I swear! Best in the city!"
___
Sometimes you just have to go to the gym and get pumped with a bunch of random guys.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 06, 2016 10:00 PM (pibXr)

476 448 Prenups only apply to assets acquired prior to marriage, so you're still fucked.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 09:50 PM (DMWVF)


Ah. I thought you could add terms and conditions to them that stipulated how joint assets would be divided in the event of divorce.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 09:56 PM (HalrA)

It's possible I could be wrong. My knowledge on prenups is somewhat dated. They are, however, frequently subject to having their terms modified or set aside entirely by judges if they find them "unconscionable," ie the judge doesn't think the divorcee gets enough loot.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 10:00 PM (DMWVF)

477 Yeah. And I dated. . . Morgan Fairchild. Yeah. That's the ticket.

I understand you've seen her naked.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:58 PM (39g3+)


What's it like?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2016 10:00 PM (Dj0WE)

478 'Friends' who are pan.

'Friends.'

Yeah.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2016 10:01 PM (uz/Pv)

479 460 Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2016 09:58 PM (p2X2f)

He is ostensibly a "Patriot" and last time I checked "conservative"....

meaning HIS crazy is our crazy in the eyes of the media....

he could have been knocked back into the corral, instead he went full Beck.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:01 PM (g8Hfr)

480 Well.. would you beleive "understandable?"

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 09:14 PM (39g3+)
no

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 06, 2016 10:02 PM (0O7c5)

481 I'm going to vote for Trump. I hate the ass.

Lay off your trashing of me, unless you want me to vote for Bernie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:02 PM (1ZOkK)

482 Sexual decadence is a powerful addiction, to the point where those who are addicted to their deviant practices tend to ignore everything else and focus only on their sexual gratification. Decadent nations do not prosper, and seldom long endure.


Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 10:00 PM (HalrA)


And yet... the 'roaring 20's' was a time of sexual deviance, and crazy lifestyles...

and it somehow led to the 'greatest generation'....

History can always surprise you....

Posted by: Don Quixote at June 06, 2016 10:02 PM (qf6WZ)

483 "Because, y'know, the simple system of telling people that it's medically contraindicated to just ball everything that moves? That isn't in the cards around here. So the fruitless search for the high-tech magic bullet continues."

It's almost as though the squares are on to something.

Posted by: Lauren at June 06, 2016 10:02 PM (5q6zz)

484 Nobody with testicles has seen Morgan Fairchild naked.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 06, 2016 10:02 PM (1ijHg)

485
Well, forget today's Judicial Watch testimony. I'm plowing along and it's nothing but "I don't recall." I don't know how these people manage to show up to work with matching shoes.

Posted by: iforgot at June 06, 2016 10:02 PM (5o5ek)

486 I'm sure the missus would be thrilled if I brought home extra-strength clap. What the hell is the matter with people?

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:02 PM (bS6uW)

487
481 I'm going to vote for Trump. I hate the ass.

Lay off your trashing of me, unless you want me to vote for Bernie.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:02 PM (1ZOkK)


Hey now.... I'm voting for Bernie TOMORROW... in the Calif Primary...

as a registered independent I can't vote in the Repub primary, but I can vote in the Dems....

Soooooo....

MU HAAAA HAAAA

Posted by: Don Quixote at June 06, 2016 10:03 PM (qf6WZ)

488 The "roaring 20s" was mainly in NYC. The rest of the country was working and reproducing,

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 06, 2016 10:04 PM (1ijHg)

489 Pan. What is on the menu there. Are kids on the menu. Just what the hell does that mean

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 10:04 PM (zOTsN)

490 I'm off to bed with a tropical storm coming right at us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:04 PM (1ZOkK)

491 but all the girl has to bring to the table is that she's somewhat hot. And she's the one making the decision if it's going to go any farther.
***
So an interesting thing happens around 35-40 - the calculus changes.

Pretty girls rule the world when they are young...but for those that ride the carousel hitting that age means the ride starts to stop...and it is hard for them...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 10:04 PM (pibXr)

492 Jane -- I assume he would be impeached.

He's not a Dem.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 10:04 PM (qUNWi)

493 Selling so strong these days we're about to go weekly!

Posted by: Cock Aficionado Monthly at June 06, 2016 10:05 PM (CFl8c)

494 I'm going to vote for Trump. I hate the ass.

Lay off your trashing of me, unless you want me to vote for Bernie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:02 PM (1ZOkK)

****

Trump will easily win GA without your vote. Your threat is empty and hollow.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 10:05 PM (YLidQ)

495
Hey now.... I'm voting for Bernie TOMORROW... in the Calif Primary...

as a registered independent I can't vote in the Repub primary, but I can vote in the Dems....

Soooooo....

MU HAAAA HAAAA
Posted by: Don Quixote at June 06, 2016 10:03 PM (qf6WZ)


I voted for Bernie.


For the life of me, I cannot understand the concept of having to register for a Party in order to vote for them.


I voted for Bernie because Trump was going to win Missouri anyway, and I wanted to vote against Hillory.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2016 10:05 PM (Dj0WE)

496 "Pan. What is on the menu there. Are kids on the menu. Just what the hell does that mean

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 10:04 PM (zOTsN) "

Seriously, isn't pan just bi? What else needs to be wrapped into the definition?

Just more special snowflakes who need a new word for themselves because they're so gosh darn unique.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 10:05 PM (kumBu)

497 491 but all the girl has to bring to the table is that she's somewhat hot. And she's the one making the decision if it's going to go any farther.
***
So an interesting thing happens around 35-40 - the calculus changes.

Pretty girls rule the world when they are young...but for those that ride the carousel hitting that age means the ride starts to stop...and it is hard for them...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 10:04 PM (pibXr)

Then they try to find some beta chump to marry them.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 10:05 PM (DMWVF)

498 ThunderB: he trusts me enough to watch his kid, and to watch his house, so what more do I need?

Posted by: akornzombie at June 06, 2016 10:05 PM (Ww7AH)

499 Stop picking on Jane.

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 10:05 PM (zOTsN)

500 Hey Jane vote for the Barn....

it just means we hit at 500 MPH instead of 60....

Don't just sing it come on and bring it.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:05 PM (g8Hfr)

501 484 Nobody with testicles has seen Morgan Fairchild naked.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 06, 2016 10:02 PM (1ijHg)

Are you saying she's gay? She was married for before and has a long time boyfriend .

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 06, 2016 10:06 PM (MNgU2)

502 No, you we're right. Prenups extend default state divorce law, so they can cover just about anything.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 06, 2016 09:58 PM (kdS6q)


I'd load one up with circumstance-based penalties. For instance, infidelity is automatic forfeiture of all claim on property that wasn't yours going into the relationship, as well as custody. Same penalty for either party. No discrimination here.

Seems like the way to do it. If they're still willing to get married under terms like that, it's the real deal. If not, you just saved yourself a lot of heartache and money.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 10:06 PM (HalrA)

503
Trump will easily win GA without your vote. Your threat is empty and hollow


Why on earth are you antagonizing one of the 'ettes? There's a worse place than the barrel, you know...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 10:06 PM (39g3+)

504 "I'm going to vote for Trump. I hate the ass. Lay off your trashing of me, unless you want me to vote for Bernie."

I'm voting for both. Bernie in the CA primary. Trump in the general.

My first time pulling the lever for a Communist.

"I'd always been just a little bit Red-curious, but never acted on it..."

Posted by: torquewrench at June 06, 2016 10:06 PM (noWW6)

505 An old man and a boy go on a journey. They have a donkey so the little boy rides the donkey and the old man walks. They go past some SJWs who complain that it's unfair that the old man has to walk so the old man rides and the boy walks. Some other SJWs see them and complain that the boy is walking so both the old man and the boy ride on the donkey. They pass some more SJWs who say it is cruel to the donkey that they both ride so they both get off and carry the donkey over the bridge but then they lose their grip and the donkey falls to his death into the raging torrent. The moral is if you listen to SJWs you might as well kiss your ass goodbye.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 06, 2016 10:06 PM (Nwg0u)

506 Here are Thor's comments. I'm not going to get worked up about it either way:
----
With the feckless, spineless Congress we have, who will stand in the way of Donald Trump overstepping his constitutional authority as President? If Congress won’t remove him from office, what patriot will step up and do that if, if, he oversteps his mandate as president, his constitutional-granted authority, I should say, as president.

If he oversteps that, how do we get him out of office? And I don’t think there is a legal means available. I think it will be a terrible, terrible position the American people will be in to get Trump out of office because you won’t be able to do it through Congress.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 10:06 PM (ANVXm)

507 He has a kid, a house, a gun, and married men fuck buddies. Oh. And he wanted to be a marine but somehow wasn't



You are full of shit

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 10:07 PM (zOTsN)

508 344
As well as a pic of her working on a Jeep, but this assumed first place because of the playfulness of it. Despite his reputation for being roguish, Philip and Lilibet have been together an eternity, and still find ways to make each other giggle.

I love it.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 06, 2016 09:39 PM (SEXy3)


That's her husband in the Guard uniform? OK, I didn't get that.


(and wow, that is the best hash evah.)

Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2016 10:07 PM (sdi6R)

509 "Seriously, isn't pan just bi? What else needs to be wrapped into the definition? "

Lady penises.

Posted by: Lauren at June 06, 2016 10:07 PM (5q6zz)

510 492 Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 10:04 PM (qUNWi)

Exactly....

all of this Brad Thor International Man of Mystery shit is idiotic....

Trump is not Black

He is a Democrat but without the (-d)

The GOP is too stupid to be as partisan as donkey....

He'd be gone in 72 hours.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:07 PM (g8Hfr)

511
Trump will easily win GA without your vote. Your threat is empty and hollow.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 10:05 PM (YLidQ)


Where did I say I WASN'T GOING TO VOTE FOR HIM, nitwit???

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:07 PM (1ZOkK)

512 Nobody with testicles has seen Morgan Fairchild naked.

If Mr Skin is accurate, 1984's "Terror in the Aisles" and 1982's "The Seduction"

Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 10:07 PM (OC+TJ)

513 I'm voting for both. Bernie in the CA primary. Trump in the general.

My first time pulling the lever for a Communist.

"I'd always been just a little bit Red-curious, but never acted on it..."


Posted by: torquewrench at June 06, 2016 10:06 PM (noWW6)


/Fistbump....

Posted by: Don Quixote at June 06, 2016 10:07 PM (qf6WZ)

514
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 06, 2016 09:58 PM (bQxkN)

----------------------
This all-for-one-and-one-for-all lawyer arrangement and their coordination of stories is showing.

I'm reading another transcript now that is wall-to-wall "I can't recall."

I suppose they can pull this cutesy shit with Judicial Watch, but how's it going to go with the FBI?

Posted by: iforgot at June 06, 2016 10:08 PM (5o5ek)

515 Get with it, H8er's. Pansexual is for those who do not have any sense of gender for their sexual attractions. They dig men, women, trannies, those are who "gender fluid", etc. A women pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman would be right up their alley. SO would Lou Grant in a dress.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 10:08 PM (DW+jj)

516 Just more special snowflakes who need a new word for themselves because they're so gosh darn unique.


Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 10:05 PM (kumBu)


This is why I identify as the Emperor of the Universe. I have beaten them at their own game, and by their rules, they have to bow and kiss the ring.

They didn't logic themselves into this goofy position and we won't logic them out of it. Only way to beat them is by taking their lunacy to its furthest extent. I either restore sanity or get to be Emperor. Win/win.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 10:08 PM (HalrA)

517 Stop picking on Jane.
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 10:05 PM (zOTsN)

****

I'm not sure if you were speaking to me or not, but I responded pointedly to a specific post. Is she in some protected class or safe space whatnot?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 10:09 PM (YLidQ)

518 Pretty sure Mr. Skin is considered a leading authority.

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 10:09 PM (6kxiP)

519 Seriously, isn't pan just bi? What else needs to be wrapped into the definition?

Just more special snowflakes who need a new word for themselves because they're so gosh darn unique.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 10:05 PM (kumBu)


I think it was Sartre, in one of those novels they make you read in college, defined it.


So the lamebrain college bois think it's cool. Technically, I think it does mean they'll sex with a bag of snot if it's squishy enough. Anything, anywhere, without regret.


Which, I fail to see as enlightened. It's like a pig wallowing in slop.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2016 10:09 PM (Dj0WE)

520 "Nobody with testicles has seen Morgan Fairchild naked."



This comment confuses me.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 10:09 PM (6Ey7x)

521 504
"I'm going to vote for Trump. I hate the ass. Lay off your trashing of me, unless you want me to vote for Bernie."
I'm voting for both. Bernie in the CA primary. Trump in the general.
My first time pulling the lever for a Communist.
"I'd always been just a little bit Red-curious, but never acted on it..."
---
you and me both, bro!

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 06, 2016 10:09 PM (iRosR)

522 ManWithNoParty has had a hateful thing for me for a while.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:09 PM (1ZOkK)

523 With the feckless, spineless Congress we have, who will stand in the way of Donald Trump overstepping his constitutional authority as President?
***
This argument perplexes me.

There is no question that Hillary is more like to overstep her constitutional authority if President, nor is there any question Congress is more likely to oppose her then Trump. Hell, Paul Ryan has been carrying Obama's jock strap since taking office.

So there is no argument to be made, from the perspective of fear of an out of control president, that would lead one to prefer Hillary.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 10:09 PM (pibXr)

524 506 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 10:06 PM (ANVXm)

Alex the Chick posted the entire exchange as I tried to and kept getting 500'd....

Why omit his "very bad" and "I am a thriller writer"?

1) he is wrong the GOP would set the land speed record to eject Trump

2) where the fuck has he been the last 7 years?

3) In the Mad Libs Category..... Trump being totally evil strokes his red ring cornering Flash Gordon Brad Thor then a space ship runs him through and he vanishes...

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:10 PM (g8Hfr)

525 Now the US and Europe are turning gay... this does not bode well for us...

====

good thing Moslems are the gayest homos on the planet then

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 06, 2016 10:10 PM (Cq0oW)

526 @491- Absolutely correct. A woman's control over a man lasts precisely as long as her feminine wiles. When those begin to fade and the dude begins to earn serious jack he's not willing to put up with what he once put up with.

As usual, Pete Townsend has something to say about it:

Once she woke with untamed lover's face between her legs
But now he's cold and spiteful and it's she who has to beg


/Slit Skirts

Still, as a guy, staying with the woman who gave her life for you and your children is the right thing to do.

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:10 PM (bS6uW)

527 so, you aren't wired that way from birth, eh? you don't say. hmm.

Posted by: a at June 06, 2016 10:11 PM (pchTP)

528 "Lady penises.

Posted by: Lauren at June 06, 2016 10:07 PM (5q6zz) "

People who are bi like both peanut butter and chocolate, so I don't see why they wouldn't like peanut butter and chocolate together. Do we really need a new word for this?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 10:11 PM (kumBu)

529 Where did I say I WASN'T GOING TO VOTE FOR HIM, nitwit???
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:07 PM (1ZOkK)

****

The part where you threatened to vote Sanders if you were not "left alone". It's right up there.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 10:11 PM (YLidQ)

530 I'm not sure if you were speaking to me or not, but I
responded pointedly to a specific post. Is she in some protected class
or safe space whatnot?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 10:09 PM (YLidQ)


Go fuck yourself, you hateful POS. You hate me for whatever reason. And I'm sick of your shit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:11 PM (1ZOkK)

531 517 Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 10:09 PM (YLidQ)

With Jane telling the truth about Brad Thor is a personal attack

With Grammie Winger telling the truth about Paul Ryan's effectiveness as Speaker is a personal attack....

it's a lot like "The Good La Raza" bit following the bouncy ball is hard...you need a program.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:11 PM (g8Hfr)

532
This naval rear admiral rank has always been, well, a mess.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 09:29 PM (DW+jj)







Heh.

It's my understanding that the other services had a sneaking suspicion that the Navy created the upper/lower half system in order to trick Major Generals into saluting lower ranking Naval Officers in the halls of the Pentagon.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 06, 2016 10:12 PM (LuZz8)

533 Here are Thor's comments.

My problem isn't so much with what he said, its that he only said it about Trump. Nobody else. Not Hillary, not Obama. And that's just ridiculous.

Trump is a lot of dumb and ugly stuff, but he's not tyrant material. He's never been a bully or hurt anyone in his life that I have ever heard of or know about. Has anyone ever heard of him resorting to violence or having someone killed? Its not ike he didn't know some guys.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 10:12 PM (39g3+)

534
The part where you threatened to vote Sanders if you were not "left alone". It's right up there.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 10:11 PM (YLidQ)


And you're a FUCKING LIAR.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:12 PM (1ZOkK)

535 A women pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman would be right up their alley. SO would Lou Grant in a dress.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 10:08 PM (DW+jj)

Well, who WOULDN'T be attracted to Lou Grant in a dress?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2016 10:12 PM (3ZoRf)

536 I have a dream that one day we will live in a nation where women are not judged by the size of their penises but by the content of their wardrobes.

You ladyboys are lookin fabulous!

Posted by: Stuff MLK Jr said at June 06, 2016 10:13 PM (pibXr)

537 ThunderB: and I'm laughing my ass off at your commentary. People are not so easily classified.

Posted by: akornzombie at June 06, 2016 10:13 PM (Ww7AH)

538 526 @491- Absolutely correct. A woman's control over a man lasts precisely as long as her feminine wiles. When those begin to fade and the dude begins to earn serious jack he's not willing to put up with what he once put up with.

As usual, Pete Townsend has something to say about it:

Once she woke with untamed lover's face between her legs
But now he's cold and spiteful and it's she who has to beg

/Slit Skirts

Still, as a guy, staying with the woman who gave her life for you and your children is the right thing to do.
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:10 PM (bS6uW)

Women initiate around 70-80% of divorces.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 10:13 PM (DMWVF)

539 Anyone picking on Jane is in need of recalibrating their target selection algorithm.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 06, 2016 10:13 PM (noWW6)

540 I'm not sure if you were speaking to me or not, but I
responded pointedly to a specific post. Is she in some protected class or safe space whatnot?


Yeah, she's protected, she's a lady. The 'ettes get special protection here. We're gentlemen here, not some batch of leftist retards and pajama boys. Men protect women. Disagree, but do it with respect.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 10:13 PM (39g3+)

541 Good Lord, we even have a professional "Victim Class" on the supposed Right. See D'oh, Jane.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 10:13 PM (YLidQ)

542 Hey Jane,

Your son anywhere near Chattanooga? I happen to have a sister there that is smart, conservative,very sweet, and who is also recently unattached....

Not entirely joking....

Posted by: Grey Fox at June 06, 2016 10:14 PM (bZ7mE)

543 So Bi-Sex can only happen if both biological males - identify as males; not its, Xi's, gender fluid, or any of 30 other combos. How can the number of bisex encounters possibily be going up - if the eligible population has fractured? Are the researchers "racist"?

Posted by: Jean at June 06, 2016 10:14 PM (Doh4+)

544 Taking a dick up the ass might be less painful than what this thread has devolved into.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 06, 2016 10:14 PM (4ErVI)

545 523 Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 10:09 PM (pibXr)

I implore you to find the whole exchange...

Hillary you see is a "known survivable evil" but Trump is a unique threat b/c Brad Thor was in a goddamned coma the last 7 years...

Grin and Brad Loki both seem to think in easrnest Trump is worse than Grammy "Too Crazy for the Watergate Commission" H.....

*flush*

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:15 PM (g8Hfr)

546 good thing Moslems are the gayest homos on the planet then
___
Its not gay if you are pitching to infidel catchers.

Though we should totally through this catcher off the roof of a tall building....once he finishes this job that is.

Posted by: Some Jihadi at June 06, 2016 10:15 PM (pibXr)

547

531

Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 10:15 PM (OC+TJ)

548 >> Well, who WOULDN'T be attracted to Lou Grant in a dress?

You can say that again.

Posted by: Sue Anne Nivens at June 06, 2016 10:15 PM (DW+jj)

549 With the feckless, spineless Congress we have, who will stand in the way of Donald Trump overstepping his constitutional authority as President?

Seems like the problem is Congress, not Trump.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2016 10:15 PM (uz/Pv)

550 ManWithNoParty has had a hateful thing for me for a while.

I apologize for not noting earlier.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 10:15 PM (39g3+)

551 533 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 10:12 PM (39g3+)

Trump wants approval, if he is a tyrant it will be by Yuge Deals to the left.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:16 PM (g8Hfr)

552 541
Good Lord, we even have a professional "Victim Class" on the supposed Right. See D'oh, Jane.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 10:13 PM (YLidQ)


Go fuck yourself, you nasty bastard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:16 PM (1ZOkK)

553 Trumps' superpower is sowing confusion amongst his enemies. And his allies.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 06, 2016 10:16 PM (Nwg0u)

554 My problem isn't so much with what he said, its that he only said it about Trump. Nobody else. Not Hillary, not Obama. And that's just ridiculous.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 10:12 PM (39g3+)

The only thing I can think is that they feel that they can speak... heatedly (although it does branch into crazy making) because they know that no one will jump all over their shit like they would if they made similar comments about Hillary! or Obama.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2016 10:16 PM (3ZoRf)

555 Hillary you see is a "known survivable evil" but Trump is a unique threat b/c Brad Thor was in a goddamned coma the last 7 years...
***
I just don't get it. Trump is a loud mouth and makes a lot of threats - Hillary/Obama have sent people to prison for opposing them.

This isn't a difficult calculation...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 10:17 PM (pibXr)

556
"Seriously, isn't pan just bi? What else needs to be wrapped into the definition?




Some weird German stuff.

Posted by: Some Weird Germans - Lecker!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 06, 2016 10:17 PM (kdS6q)

557 Geez who the hell cares - if i want to see the disgusting developmentally disabled I'd visit huffpo or althouse.
Give me a freakin' break.

Posted by: Nevertrumps are ***** at June 06, 2016 10:17 PM (i8Shl)

558 Good Lord, we even have a professional "Victim Class" on the supposed Right.

If everyone in the room turns and looks at you like you just crapped your pants?

...they're not the source of the stink.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 10:17 PM (39g3+)

559 Limme guess


He's got a kid, he lets you babysit (that's a head scratcher), a house, lots of guns, lots of married boyfriends (or are they clients/johns), was gonna be a Marine and....what other pretend box are you gonna check. Oh. Oh. I bet he's a cop or a firefighter. A real macho hero. That's it!

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 10:17 PM (zOTsN)

560 Pssst! Sekret to Brad Thor:

If Trump is elected, there will be a sudden wave of Strange New Respect in Congress for their status as a co-equal branch of government. Down to enforcing Congressional subpoenas against administration figures, and -- gasps of horror!!! -- actually using the power of the purse.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 06, 2016 10:17 PM (noWW6)

561 Trump is a lot of dumb and ugly stuff, but he's not tyrant material. He's never been a bully or hurt anyone in his life that I have ever heard of or know about. Has anyone ever heard of him resorting to violence or having someone killed? Its not ike he didn't know some guys.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
------------

Yeah, I don't know what put the burr under Thor's saddle. It just sounds like alarmist twaddle to me. I agree that Barky and Hill are likely much more threatening to truth, justice, and the American way.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 10:17 PM (ANVXm)

562 ThunderB: and I'm laughing my ass off at your commentary.

Of course you are, bless your heart.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Sexual Tyrannosaurus with an itch at June 06, 2016 10:17 PM (rwI+c)

563 Trump wants approval, if he is a tyrant it will be by Yuge Deals to the left.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:16 PM (g8Hfr)


Uh.... Trump knows who his customers are...

and will sell to them...

and no matter WHAT he does, the Left will always hate him if he stops their "historic' first female President...

Posted by: Don Quixote at June 06, 2016 10:17 PM (qf6WZ)

564 I'm going to vote for Trump. I hate the ass.

Lay off your trashing of me, unless you want me to vote for Bernie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:02 PM (1ZOkK)

*****

The part where you threatened to vote Sanders if you were not "left alone". It's right up there.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 10:11 PM (YLidQ)

And you're a FUCKING LIAR.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:12 PM (1ZOkK)

******

Uummmm...you were saying?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 10:17 PM (YLidQ)

565 "We're gentlemen here, "


*Reads. Re-reads*




Man, is this some sort of bizarro-world AOS tonight?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 10:18 PM (6Ey7x)

566 481 I'm going to vote for Trump. I hate the ass.

Lay off your trashing of me, unless you want me to vote for Bernie.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:02 PM (1ZOkK)


Jane you need to follow your conscience...Barney is not the politician America needs but probably *is* the one it deserves....

Remember, remember the elections in November.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:18 PM (g8Hfr)

567 @538- That's probably because we guys mess up 70-80% of perfectly good marriages for the reason I just gave. That's a real inflection point in a relationship. Get past that and a marriage can go the distance.

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:18 PM (bS6uW)

568
Man, is this some sort of bizarro-world AOS tonight?
___
Hmm...most interesting.

Posted by: Lace Wigs Guy now with a goatee at June 06, 2016 10:18 PM (pibXr)

569 what other pretend box are you gonna check.
-----------

Catholic... no, wait, Baptist!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 10:19 PM (ANVXm)

570 The only thing I can think is that they feel that they can speak... heatedly

Or, their stated concerns are not their real problem with Trump.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 10:19 PM (39g3+)

571 I'm not clicking on the article because the photo of Dick and Dick lying in bed together makes me ill.

These articles are out there with their fake research and polls, to make everyone believe that half to two thirds of the world is gay. It's why there is so much emphasis in HS and colleges on gays, transgenders, etc. It's just another page in the SJW manifesto to keep destroying existing society.

It's also why when you ask the public on the street, how much of the population is gay, they answer something like 40%.

Straight guys are no more bedding other straight guys or gay guys than the 3 or 4 % of the population that is homosexual, which means likely only 2% of males are gay.

Next week their will be a poll and study that declares that children have a built in desire starting at age 4 to have sex with adults. Their emotional growth is stunted when this desire is not filled, etc.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 06, 2016 10:19 PM (wNbGM)

572 Jane is a long standing ette. Not a drive by or a troll. Stop

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 10:19 PM (zOTsN)

573
Jane you need to follow your conscience...Barney is not the politician America needs but probably *is* the one it deserves..
***
That's right, I'll be legend....

wait for it...

dary as President. By the way, have you met Ted?

Posted by: Barney Stinson at June 06, 2016 10:19 PM (pibXr)

574 555 Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 10:17 PM (pibXr)

He's virtue signalling his publisher...

that's all this is, just like Grin is HOT for a cable deal.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:20 PM (g8Hfr)

575 LOUD NOISES!!

Posted by: josephistan at June 06, 2016 10:20 PM (7qAYi)

576 "Trumps' superpower is sowing confusion amongst his enemies. And his allies."


Always keep 'em guessing.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 10:20 PM (6Ey7x)

577 567 @538- That's probably because we guys mess up 70-80% of perfectly good marriages for the reason I just gave. That's a real inflection point in a relationship. Get past that and a marriage can go the distance.
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:18 PM (bS6uW)

Dude. You really buy that nonsense?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 10:20 PM (0mRoj)

578 I'm NOT GOING TO VOTE FOR BERNIE.

Jeebus, I'm going to vote for Trump. And it kills me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:21 PM (1ZOkK)

579 Sex these days is like ordering from a Chinese menu. One from column A, two from column B, and with six you get eyeroll.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 06, 2016 10:21 PM (Nwg0u)

580

Oohhhhh. He might be a minister! That's the ticket!

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 10:21 PM (zOTsN)

581 Oh, Lou.......I baked you a custard pie, and I'm wearing my little Happy Homemaker nightie. You can wear it if you want.....

Posted by: Sue Anne Nivens at June 06, 2016 10:21 PM (DW+jj)

582
The State Department said it would take 75 years for the release of emails from top aides to Hillary Clinton while she was serving as secretary of State.

Lawyers said it would take that long to compile the 450,000 pages of records from former Clinton aides Cheryl Mills, Jacob Sullivan and Patrick Kennedy, according to a court filing from last week, which was first reported by CNN.




Thanks GOP for confirming these guys!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 06, 2016 10:21 PM (kdS6q)

583 What's the deal with ManWithNoPenis? What kind of man fights with the ladies?

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:21 PM (bS6uW)

584 Man, is this some sort of bizarro-world AOS tonight?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
---------------

Nah. Everything's cool at Ft. Hammer. Doggie is snoring, cat's curled up on a chair, Hammer's relaxing and sipping J&B.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 10:22 PM (ANVXm)

585 we can has ONT, STAT?

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 06, 2016 10:22 PM (iRosR)

586 572 Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 10:19 PM (zOTsN)

I have not been anything other than the gentlest of mocking for her Anime Starry Eyed routine on Thor...

yes I am showing picque at "or I'll go Barney!"

Go Barney all Never Trumpers....

I have been assured we are doomed anyway, I'm certain Hillary!'s empowered leftist mania has NO idea how you voted prior to this cycle....

anyone can know how I likely voted....comes with being on "Open Secrets"

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:22 PM (g8Hfr)

587 That's probably because we guys mess up 70-80% of perfectly good marriages for the reason I just gave.

Take it from someone who learned the hard way: some women just go bad on you. Not all, not even a majority. I grew up surrounded by good, loyal, faithful, loving women. I was unprepared.

Yes, men need to step up and be more responsible and good. But its not always the guy. Maybe even not often.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 10:22 PM (39g3+)

588 @577 - Yes, I do.

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:22 PM (bS6uW)

589 That's probably because we guys mess up 70-80% of perfectly good marriages for the reason I just gave.

-
Today is my 29th anniversary.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 06, 2016 10:22 PM (Nwg0u)

590 I wonder how many here even know who I am, and about my thing for Lou. I may be the only one... Well, there's a couple, I assume.

Posted by: Sue Anne Nivens at June 06, 2016 10:22 PM (DW+jj)

591 Home owning gun owning parent and wanna be marine with several married boyfriends and a minister


That's it

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 10:23 PM (zOTsN)

592 Lawyers said it would take that long to compile the 450,000 pages of records
***
Note that Google has indexed the entire internet (well mostly) in significantly less then that time.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 10:23 PM (pibXr)

593 What's the deal with ManWithNoPenis? What kind of man fights with the ladies?
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:21 PM (bS6uW)

****

Yeah, that quoting people and calling them on words they used can indeed be problematic. Questions is, for who?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 10:24 PM (YLidQ)

594 @587 - Sorry to hear that. I've heard of such shenanigans, it's just not what I've personally witnessed most of the time.

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:24 PM (bS6uW)

595 578 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:21 PM (1ZOkK)

I'm not thrilled either ma'am, and you know from how many years interaction how much I adore you?

You and I manage to engage in electoral conscience slaking without going all "Will no one remove this bothersome priest?"

Some folks evidently can't.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:24 PM (g8Hfr)

596 Hmm. Shouldn't have spoken so quickly. Cat has stirred himself. Time to go for a walk.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 10:24 PM (ANVXm)

597 Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 10:17 PM (p

I believe both Trump and Hillary will be a disaster in their own way. I see Trump having the potential to start an international incident unnecessarily . I also see him being a negative for the economy because of the uncertainty of what he will say or propose from one day to the next. The main difference is the people who will be in a Trump administration compared to who will be in a Clinton administration. Admittedly that is huge.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 06, 2016 10:24 PM (MNgU2)

598 105 And yet, the Village People haven't gotten back together?

What gives?

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 08:55 PM (6kxiP)

I think they haven't reunited because most of them died from AIDS.

Posted by: Slappy at June 06, 2016 10:24 PM (rtfSu)

599 " I wonder how many here even know who I am, and about my thing for Lou. "



Hello, Betty....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 10:24 PM (6Ey7x)

600 Niles Crane: Dad always told us never to fight with girls--but who knew it could be so intoxicating?

Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 10:24 PM (OC+TJ)

601 "We're gentlemen here, "


*Reads. Re-reads*


Man, is this some sort of bizarro-world AOS tonight?
---
in my case, not even by act of Congress, albeit i turned down CA ARNG OCS when they hit me up about it.

i knew my limitations, even if they didn't.

/retired as E-4

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 06, 2016 10:25 PM (iRosR)

602 589 That's probably because we guys mess up 70-80% of perfectly good marriages for the reason I just gave.

-
Today is my 29th anniversary.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 06, 2016 10:22 PM (Nwg0u)


And today just happens to be the 23 anniversary or the finalization of my divorce...

The one where she screwed around on me... and I got full custody of the 2 year old twins without a Fight... because she really did not want them right then...

Stories.... differ....

Posted by: Don Quixote at June 06, 2016 10:25 PM (qf6WZ)

603 Has anyone ever heard of him resorting to violence or having someone killed? Its not ike he didn't know some guys.

===

he stopped a guy from getting attacked with a baseball bat in Manhattan in the 90s .

pulled his limo over and broke it up. didn't crow about it.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 06, 2016 10:25 PM (Cq0oW)

604 Next week their will be a poll and study that
declares that children have a built in desire starting at age 4 to have
sex with adults. Their emotional growth is stunted when this desire is
not filled, etc.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 06, 2016 10:19 PM (wNbGM)


That's always been their end goal. All of their sexual deviancy is about normalizing pedophilia, and they're just going about it one deviancy at a time, trying to make it a case of "well, you allow everything else, so why not this?".

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 10:25 PM (HalrA)

605 Posted by: Sue Anne Nivens at June 06, 2016 10:22 PM (DW+jj)

This is like one of those age tests, isn't it?

Well, I'm not that old and never watched that show anyways.

Posted by: Ted Baxter at June 06, 2016 10:25 PM (kKHcp)

606 See! See! Were not really gay!
A few Dancing Boys, a little Experimental Play. That's all.

Honest.

Posted by: Allahu Akbars everywhere at June 06, 2016 10:25 PM (iTeEJ)

607 All I know is very fag who has ever sucked my dick was gay as hell.

Posted by: ajmojo at June 06, 2016 10:25 PM (m2pQ6)

608 I see Trump having the potential to start an international incident unnecessarily .
***
You mean like accidentally giving Libya and Syria to Salafists?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 10:25 PM (pibXr)

609 585 we can has ONT, STAT?
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 06, 2016 10:22 PM (iRosR)


It will probably be a Yoko trivia quiz, at this rate.

Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2016 10:25 PM (sdi6R)

610 ThunderB: no, he's no minister.

And on that note, I'm bowing out. Debating with you is fun, but I have work in the morning, a hallway, vynil job.

Posted by: akornzombie at June 06, 2016 10:26 PM (LCeyj)

611 359 A lot of these comments are making me laugh my ass off. I have a friend who is pan and the amount of guys he's met who are married would surprise you.

Posted by: akornzombie at June 06, 2016 09:42 PM (JTOzp)

Pan? What does he identify as? A pizza?

Posted by: Slappy at June 06, 2016 10:26 PM (rtfSu)

612 Watching the original Flight of the Phoenix right now. They sure don't make movies like they used to.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 06, 2016 10:26 PM (MNgU2)

613 Lawyers said it would take that long to compile the 450,000 pages of records from former Clinton aides Cheryl Mills, Jacob Sullivan and Patrick Kennedy, according to a court filing from last week, which was first reported by CNN.

That's about two hours non-billable non-lawyer time.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2016 10:26 PM (uz/Pv)

614 I see Trump having the potential to start an international incident unnecessarily .

I could see it go either way with him: either he is so bombastic and antagonizes people so much he ruins things and maybe causes real problems... or he's considered so looney and a loose cannon people treat him with kid gloves. After all, despite whatever Obama has done to the USA in terms of world esteem, they still tremble at the thought of having that military pointed at them.

I could see serious damage done to the economy by ol' combover going off on someone that he should make nice to for the sake of trade.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 10:26 PM (39g3+)

615 Oh, man, this is gonna be GREAT! Yet another way for me to expand my reach into the General Population!

Posted by: The AIDS Virus at June 06, 2016 10:27 PM (ZSJgQ)

616 Dammit! San Jose scores. The city of San Jose can just fuck themselves off into oblivion as far as this American citizen is concerned.

Posted by: Fritz at June 06, 2016 10:27 PM (f40FU)

617 Jeebus, I'm going to vote for Trump. And it kills me.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:21 PM (1ZOkK)
------------------------------------------------------------
NO!!

From the posts I have read, I have so much respect for you. Please reconsider.

Posted by: Daisy at June 06, 2016 10:27 PM (vaFpc)

618 Pan? What does he identify as? A pizza?
Posted by: Slappy at June 06, 2016 10:26 PM (rtfSu)

I tried the papa john's pan pizza- not impressed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2016 10:27 PM (3ZoRf)

619 That wasn't much of a debate. ;/

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 10:27 PM (zOTsN)

620 512 Nobody with testicles has seen Morgan Fairchild naked.

If Mr Skin is accurate, 1984's "Terror in the Aisles" and 1982's "The Seduction"

Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 10:07 PM (OC+TJ)

"The Seduction" was a favorite of a 12-year-old Slappy. Must have watched the Morgan Fairchild nude scene somewhere between 5 and 5,000 times. Not a lot of options in the pre-Internet era.

Posted by: Slappy at June 06, 2016 10:28 PM (rtfSu)

621 583
What's the deal with ManWithNoPenis? What kind of man fights with the ladies?

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:21 PM (bS6uW)


He's been after me forever. I have no idea why.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:28 PM (1ZOkK)

622 608
I see Trump having the potential to start an international incident unnecessarily .

***

You mean like accidentally giving Libya and Syria to Salafists?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 10:25 PM (pibXr)


At least with Trump, the world's a-holes will be shivering with fear of him launching an invasion at the spur of the moment, instead of emboldened to demand all kinds of ludicrous things from an administration that thinks Chamberlainesque appeasement is the solution to everything.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 10:28 PM (HalrA)

623 "This all-for-one-and-one-for-all lawyer arrangement and their coordination of stories is showing. I'm reading another transcript now that is wall-to-wall "I can't recall." I suppose they can pull this cutesy shit with Judicial Watch, but how's it going to go with the FBI?"

Caveat: I'm not a criminal law expert, but a couple of years ago I developed a civil RICO case that the feds "froze" so they could turn it into a criminal RICO action. They copied our complaint and the four targets pleaded to felonies. In our case the beauty of a RICO action was that, instead of being forced to a simple contract action, we made front and center how the principal defendant was bribing key employees.

I could write a first draft RICO complaint against the Clintons, the Foundation, Huma, Sid Vicious, Chelsea and Charlotte over a long weekend with what's in the public domain.

If I can, imagine what the FBI/DOJ could do?

The FBI/DOJ has independent time-stamped ways to establish who accessed the confidential network to move stuff to Hillary's home brew. When faced with real criminal liability, the Fellowship of the Ring breaks down.

Now let's get back to talking about cock sucking.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 06, 2016 10:28 PM (bQxkN)

624 608 Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 10:25 PM (pibXr)

No no more like Toppling Egypt and empowering batshit crazy Muslim Brotherhood assholes allowing the invasion of EUtopia....

#CrazyTrump

f**k Brad Thor

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:28 PM (g8Hfr)

625 612 Watching the original Flight of the Phoenix right now. They sure don't make movies like they used to.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 06, 2016 10:26 PM (MNgU2)


I love that movie. I actually read the Reader's Digest Condensed Books version of the novel before I saw the movie. (My mom used to get them.)

Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2016 10:28 PM (sdi6R)

626 588 @577 - Yes, I do.
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:22 PM (bS6uW)

I think you have some heavily internalized misandry. Our culture pushes this all the time - it's all men's fault, women are virtuous, if anything goes wrong it's because the big bad man did it. It ain't so.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 10:28 PM (DMWVF)

627 9 killed 32 wounded in old chicago this weekend.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 06, 2016 10:28 PM (iQIUe)

628
You mean like accidentally giving Libya and Syria to Salafists?


(And Egypt.)

It wasn't accidental.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2016 10:28 PM (uz/Pv)

629 "This is like one of those age tests, isn't it? "


Re-runs and syndication trump many age tests.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 10:28 PM (6Ey7x)

630 I wonder how many here even know who I am, and about my thing for Lou. I may be the only one... Well, there's a couple, I assume.

-
Ahhh. That happy time before The Golden Girls.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 06, 2016 10:29 PM (Nwg0u)

631 >>I tried the papa john's pan pizza- not impressed.


Well, their regular Pizza is pretty fucking gross.

I don't see how adding a pan to the equation would help matters.

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 10:29 PM (6kxiP)

632 @589 - Congrats AW! Pretty impressive.

I married late, and we hit the ten-year mark in December. We've never had so much as a raised voice in our house.

I hear where the others are coming from though, and it pains me. I think it helps that I'd already earned my money, neither of us have kids, and I married a looker. We could probably have both done better, but we definitely could have both done worse.

Everyone has their own experience on the love train ....

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:29 PM (bS6uW)

633 Just watched "The Presidio" on amazon prime for the first time. Not a bad movie, but it had remarkably little... Presidio.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2016 10:29 PM (3ZoRf)

634 Yeah, that quoting people and calling them on words they used can indeed be problematic. Questions is, for who?

Has it occurred to you that might have misinterpreted Jane's remarks? I certainly would not consider the comment you quoted as a threat to vote for Bernie.

Posted by: Grey Fox at June 06, 2016 10:29 PM (bZ7mE)

635 Nothing, not even war itself, is as pro-war as appeasement. Appeasement teaches bullies that aggression is rewarded and begets more aggression. Every time, without fail.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 10:29 PM (HalrA)

636 You're only gay if:
A. You liked it
B. You're in the Air Force
Posted by: Navycopjoe at June 06, 2016 08:35 PM


That's an OR, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax (formerly the Bellicose) at June 06, 2016 10:29 PM (OF/aZ)

637 All of their sexual deviancy is about normalizing pedophilia
***
70% of molested boys become gay later in life....

Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 10:30 PM (pibXr)

638 "Watching the original Flight of the Phoenix right now. They sure don't make movies like they used to. "


The making of that movie should be a movie itself.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 10:30 PM (6Ey7x)

639 633 Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2016 10:29 PM (3ZoRf)

"I'm going to use my right thumb as my left is far too powerful for you..."

Now Connery'd be gay

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:30 PM (g8Hfr)

640 When I was going to Junior High School, they used to run old movies in one of the rooms at lunch time. The guy had a projector set up and he'd get real films there, old b/w ones. Flight of the Phoenix was one of the films, we watched it 1/2 hour at a time. They showed the original Mummy and Invasion of the Body Snatchers (great flick) and a bunch of others. That was great stuff.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 10:31 PM (39g3+)

641 *sighs*

Well guess I better push the Fanulously Freaky boundaries out more if I get to this latest story idea.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2016 10:31 PM (eqHr7)

642
608 I see Trump having the potential to start an international incident unnecessarily .
***
You mean like accidentally giving Libya and Syria to Salafists?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 10:25 PM (pibXr)

Or abandoning Iraq to terrorists and giving Iran $150 billion and a coupon for two free nukes?

Posted by: eman at June 06, 2016 10:32 PM (MQEz6)

643 *************
My son is handsome, sweet, treats women he dates like queens, is a war
vet, attending college full time, is an Eagle Scout, an assistant Scout
Master, is the Student Vets of America fundraising chair on campus,
works with inner city youth, and I could go on and on.

Amazes me the young women who would hit the jackpot with him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:18 PM (1ZOkK)
*************

You want your son to get a pretty young woman? He needs to go to Chateau Heartiste's site and learn to become an Alpha. (Hint: Treating women like queens is a HUGE mistake).

Posted by: Moron #877 at June 06, 2016 10:32 PM (1g1YE)

644 640 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2016 10:31 PM (39g3+)

Grew up at an air base....

we used to watch sanitized films of the Monkey Rocket Sled Zero/Zero ejection seat testing....

always made me laugh.....

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:32 PM (g8Hfr)

645 Posted by: Ignoramus at June 06, 2016 10:28 PM (bQxkN)

Ms. Clinton and her cabal are the most blatantly corrupt group to hit DC in my lifetime.

There may have been worse, but none worse at it.
And yet, there she is, the presumptive D nominee, and likely immune from prosecution.

You know it.
I know it.
We all know it.

Hence a thread to "blow" off some steam.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 06, 2016 10:33 PM (kKHcp)

646 641 Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2016 10:31 PM (eqHr7)

Have the main toon, an anthropmorhic sloth identify as "pan"....you know like a skillet...?

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:33 PM (g8Hfr)

647 i heard that reset button had Hillary's server password printed on it

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 06, 2016 10:33 PM (Cq0oW)

648 The 10% number came from a BULL shit survey that asked, on a continuum: Are you full tilt, out of closet gay down to "I've had a gay thought." If you answered yes to any ONE question, go to the gay side. I am as straight as a Roman road, but Adam Wainwright isn't BAD looking. The other crazy stupid part of that survey? A high school senior will swear up and down, if there are 10 people in a room, at least one of them MUST be gay.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 06, 2016 10:33 PM (SeD0w)

649 At least with Trump, the world's a-holes will be shivering with fear of him launching an invasion at the spur of the moment
***
Not long after the 2003 invasion of Iraq....

Qaddafy in Libya gave up his WNDs
Saudi Arabia allowed women more freedom
Vlad allowed Nato to expand right up to his border

Funny how a strong American foreign policy sees different behavior from appeasement...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 10:33 PM (pibXr)

650 Hint: Treating women like queens is a HUGE mistake

What if you treat women like drag queens?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 06, 2016 10:34 PM (T/cxb)

651 You want your son to get a pretty young woman? He needs to go to Chateau Heartiste's site and learn to become an Alpha. (Hint: Treating women like queens is a HUGE mistake).

He IS an alpha.

Posted by: Grey Fox at June 06, 2016 10:34 PM (bZ7mE)

652 650 Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 06, 2016 10:34 PM (T/cxb)

I'll never tell....

//R Love esq

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:34 PM (g8Hfr)

653 You want your son to get a pretty young woman? He
needs to go to Chateau Heartiste's site and learn to become an Alpha.
(Hint: Treating women like queens is a HUGE mistake).


Posted by: Moron #877 at June 06, 2016 10:32 PM (1g1YE)


Don't be a dick. Don't be a suck-up. Be yourself. If they like you for you, you've got a winner. If they like you for a mask you wear, they'll leave when they see the true you. Nobody likes a suck-up.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 10:34 PM (HalrA)

654 538----Women initiate around 70-80% of divorces.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 10:13 PM
-------------------
Yes, indeed. Like the young woman down the road, whose husband just decided he didn't want to be married anymore. Nothing wrong with her, he says. No point to counseling, trying to make it work. He just wants to be single and hit the bars with his buddies and sleep around. He's too young to be tied down.

Maybe he should have thought of that before they had two kids. Maybe he should have thought of that before they agreed she should quit her job so she could raise the kids.

So, yeah, after a year and a half of trying, and with him now shacked up with some 19 yr old chick, she initiated divorce proceedings.

Moral: the person who formally initiates legal proceedings is not necessarily the one who wanted out and broke up the marriage.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 06, 2016 10:34 PM (T/5A0)

655
Moral: the person who formally initiates legal proceedings is not necessarily the one who wanted out and broke up the marriage.

------------------

Bravo. I get sick of these anti-woman posts.

Posted by: iforgot at June 06, 2016 10:35 PM (5o5ek)

656 You all have killed my souffle, and it was completely innocent. It did nothing to you.

And you know I baked the first custard pie that Chuckles the Clown ever sat in, don't you?

Posted by: Sue Anne Nivens at June 06, 2016 10:35 PM (DW+jj)

657 Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 10:33 PM (pibXr)

Trump was against any military action in Iraq. At least at one time. It's impossible to keep up with his positions.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 06, 2016 10:36 PM (MNgU2)

658 @626 - I'm a dude, and am not burdened by any such guilt. It's just been my personal observation that what starts the divorce boulder rolling most of the time is the husband fucking around once he's made it and the little lady back home doesn't look so hot any more. Throw in some unfortunate henpecking as she tries to keep things together and the dude moves on to someone else, usually younger and flyer. Ultimately the woman files for divorce and they all move on.

Not saying it's global or that every experience is the same. Just my personal observation.

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:36 PM (bS6uW)

659 Son recently said to me, "The last thing I'm concerned with right now is a needy girlfriend." He just wants to focus on his schooling, so there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:36 PM (1ZOkK)

660 638
The making of that movie should be a movie itself.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 10:30 PM (6Ey7x)


Longtime Hollywood stunt pilot Paul Mantz was killed during the filming, in a crash of the "Phoenix". He was a friend of Amelia Earhart.

Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2016 10:36 PM (sdi6R)

661 I heard that reset button had Hillary's server password printed on it

Turns out her password really was "overcharge"

Posted by: Russian Ambassador at June 06, 2016 10:37 PM (39g3+)

662
Trump was against any military action in Iraq. At least at one time. It's impossible to keep up with his positions.
***
Interestingly you could say the same of Hillary and Iraq....

Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 10:37 PM (pibXr)

663
I think they haven't reunited because most of them died from AIDS.
Posted by: Slappy at June 06, 2016 10:24 PM (rtfSu)

===========
All but 2 cast members of The Boys In the Band -- the straight ones...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 06, 2016 10:37 PM (iQIUe)

664 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 06, 2016 10:34 PM (T/5A0)

Or the guy down the road whose wife was fucking around on him behind his back, secretly ran him into crushing debt to fuel her pill habit, and wrecked his cars while under the influence. It runs both ways. The myth that it's always some guy trading in his wife on a younger model or running around on her is bullshit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 10:37 PM (0mRoj)

665 Now Connery'd be gay

I'm surprised his "big" Bond-typecast-breaking role in 1965's "The Hill" didn't have his character give an ambiguous reply to gay overtures. That was an abominable choice for TCM's Memorial Day Marathon programming

Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 10:37 PM (OC+TJ)

666 Yes, indeed. Like the young woman down the road, whose husband just
decided he didn't want to be married anymore. Nothing wrong with her,
he says. No point to counseling, trying to make it work. He just wants
to be single and hit the bars with his buddies and sleep around. He's
too young to be tied down.


This is the kind of thing that makes me wish it were legal to hire someone to take care of nasty people like this. Not to kill him, just to have someone give him a surprise kick in the balls once a week.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 06, 2016 10:37 PM (T/cxb)

667 There is definitely a lot of craziness today, post wise.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2016 10:37 PM (3ZoRf)

668 Presidential poll out of Utah:

"If you had to vote today in a matchup between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, who would you vote for?"

Trump 36%
Hillary 29%
Other 35%

If you had to vote today in a matchup between Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump and Gary Johnson, who would you vote for?

Trump 29%
Hillary 26%
Johnson 16%
Other 29%

http://gravismarketing.com/polling-and-market-research/current-utah-polling/

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 06, 2016 10:37 PM (vBeA5)

669 How many aircraft carriers can the USA build with the amount of money spent on the Department of Education?

Trump needs to ask this question during the campaign.

Why are we getting weaker every day?

Posted by: eman at June 06, 2016 10:37 PM (MQEz6)

670 The wife and I have seen a bunch of our married friends break up in the last few years. Every one has been the man deciding he wanted to go out to stud.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2016 10:38 PM (uz/Pv)

671 654 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 06, 2016 10:34 PM (T/5A0)


Eh....two captains in the Air Force....the male is on pace to get on Staff at the National Recon Office....

He goes TDY to the Puzzle Palace and Chantilly....

comes back wife who HE put through college to get her commission says "I never want to leave Mexifornia" at the airport, resigns....turns out she has been looking at Thai Lady Boy pron...

shit happens...

He married better and had the kids she wouldn't have everyone is happy the end.

I hate how impulsive and hedonistic we've become.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:38 PM (g8Hfr)

672 I have a friend who once worked in the ER and he liked telling the story of a man who had a Barbie doll lodged in his colon. Seems her arms opened and raised when the guy tried to extract her, thus making removal difficult and thus his trip to the ER.

Posted by: Ken at June 06, 2016 10:38 PM (LQLeS)

673 Posted by: iforgot at June 06, 2016 10:35 PM (5o5ek)

It's not anti-woman to point out that they do have moral agency and culpability. The Lifetime Channel version of these things is a comfortable lie women like to tell themselves to feel better.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 10:39 PM (0mRoj)

674 This thread is beginning to smell like Old Spice and ass.

Posted by: Fritz at June 06, 2016 10:39 PM (f40FU)

675 "Longtime Hollywood stunt pilot Paul Mantz was killed during the filming, in a crash of the "Phoenix". "



Oh yes. That was the crux of my comment.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 10:39 PM (6Ey7x)

676 Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:36 PM (bS6uW)


Where I came from, the more common cause of divorce was women playing wife for a year or two so they could get a bunch of "free" stuff. It was rampant, and contributed greatly to my skeptical worldview.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 10:39 PM (HalrA)

677 Flight of the Phoenix is a classic. About the only J Stewart
movie that I dislike his character.

He's kind of a d bag.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 10:40 PM (qUNWi)

678 665 Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 10:37 PM (OC+TJ)

Eh never forget "Bond" is a Kim Philby era Brit Spook...

he probably has been rogering if the Cambridge 5 are an indicator.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:40 PM (g8Hfr)

679 Hey everybody.

If you read MRA (men's rights activist) sites like AVoiceForMen.com, they regularly ridicule sites such as The Good Men Project. AVFM claims that GMP is basically just a front site for radical feminism, trying to make hatred of masculinity more palatable to the mainstream.

Not sure if I agree, I haven't bothered to check the site that often. Having said that, IMHO modern-day feminism has definitely gone off the rails (see Amanda Marcotte and vicious victicrat idiots like her), which is why I admit I enjoy reading AVFM and how they're pushing back.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 06, 2016 10:40 PM (ntObR)

680 I have a friend who once worked in the ER and he liked telling the story of a man who had a Barbie doll lodged in his colon.

Didn't even know they made a Spelunker Barbie.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 06, 2016 10:40 PM (T/cxb)

681 I seem to remember and Onion article from quite awhile ago titled "Why do all these fans keep giving me blowjobs?"-Same deal.

Posted by: Farmer Bob


See my post above at #6.

Posted by: Oblig. at June 06, 2016 10:40 PM (iFGRa)

682 more stuff from Big Homo.

they sure seem to be recruiting a lot these days

Posted by: Jake at June 06, 2016 10:40 PM (YNyCj)

683 "I have a friend who once worked in the ER and he liked telling the story of a man who had a Barbie doll lodged in his colon. "




One in a million shot, doc. One in a million.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 10:41 PM (6Ey7x)

684 150+ comments in and no fist fights. The agreement among the comments on this post is amazing! I've never seen anything like it over here.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at June 06, 2016 10:41 PM (O4NI/)

685 We've done Trump v. Antitrump, men v. women, and I'm tired of longbow v. crossbow. Let's do which is the one true religion.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 06, 2016 10:41 PM (Nwg0u)

686 685 We've done Trump v. Antitrump, men v. women, and I'm tired of longbow v. crossbow. Let's do which is the one true religion.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 06, 2016 10:41 PM (Nwg0u)

Church of the Sub-genius.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 10:42 PM (0mRoj)

687 9 killed 32 wounded in old chicago this weekend.


So many lives snuffed out in mid turn-around.

tsk

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 10:42 PM (qUNWi)

688 684 150+ comments in and no fist fights. The agreement among the comments on this post is amazing! I've never seen anything like it over here.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at June 06, 2016 10:41 PM (O4NI/)

Damn dude... pass that stuff over here!!!!

Posted by: Don Quixote at June 06, 2016 10:42 PM (qf6WZ)

689 Church of the Sub-genius.

Slacker.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 06, 2016 10:43 PM (T/cxb)

690 Let's do which is the one true religion.

Sure, let's set the entire mu.nu server farm on nuclear fire. What could go wrong?... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 06, 2016 10:43 PM (ntObR)

691 >> I have a friend who once worked in the ER and he liked telling the story of a man who had a Barbie doll lodged in his colon.


She was just looking for her Potato Ricer.

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 10:43 PM (6kxiP)

692 On reflection if I can get past the whole immortal soul and Jesus' sacrifice thing(Spoiler I can't) I am probably going home to Asatru...

Nordic Paganism for the winz

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:43 PM (g8Hfr)

693 Avenge me!

Posted by: Rick Lazio at June 06, 2016 10:43 PM (IqV8l)

694 So many lives snuffed out in mid turn-around.

The Rap Music Industry hardest hit.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Sexual Tyrannosaurus with an itch at June 06, 2016 10:43 PM (rwI+c)

695 @685 - How about "which side started the Civil War?"

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:43 PM (bS6uW)

696 "He's kind of a d bag."


He was a disagreeable task-master for sure. But, Stewart could make me believe he was actually the captain of a C-119 flying across N. Africa. When they re-did it a few years ago Dennis Quaid couldn't convince me to buy ice.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 10:44 PM (6Ey7x)

697 689 Church of the Sub-genius.

Slacker.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 06, 2016 10:43 PM (T/cxb)


Sub Genius? Navy Nuc School????

Posted by: Don Quixote at June 06, 2016 10:44 PM (qf6WZ)

698 Didn't even know they made a Spelunker Barbie.


LMAO

Posted by: Infidel at June 06, 2016 10:44 PM (PPaJi)

699 694 So many lives snuffed out in mid turn-around.

The Rap Music Industry hardest hit.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Sexual Tyrannosaurus with an itch at June 06, 2016 10:43 PM (rwI+c)

Community college attendance at record lows.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 10:44 PM (0mRoj)

700 When the kids become far more important than the spouse, the marriage will suffer and grow apart. It's not a bad thing to treat your spouse as the most important thing in your life since that is who you will be with for life , while still loving your kids more than life itself.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 06, 2016 10:44 PM (MNgU2)

701 >>Didn't even know they made a Spelunker Barbie.


Barbie - Small Animal Rescue Unit

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 10:44 PM (6kxiP)

702 "Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 06, 2016 10:33 PM (SeD0w) "

I definitely think that Kinsey and the 'spectrum' were a method of mainstreaming homosexuality and making more men believe themselves to be gay. If the line is set at 'hasn't had sex with a man or desired to have sex with a man,' then most guys are straight. If it's a 'spectrum' and you're 'a little gay' if you've thought that a man was attractive, it makes homosexuality seem more prevalent and normal.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 10:44 PM (kumBu)

703 I was reading some "annals of the ER" thing once. It turns out that, surprise,surprise, women very rarely accidentally sit down on objects naked and get things stuck up their asses.

They do however, though not as much as men still, get things stuck up their hoo-hahs, and there are some amusing tales. One women, they discovered was using her vagina as a special little pocket, a place to put stuff she didn't want to lose or didn't want anybody to steal.

She got something, and dammit I can't remember, something crazy stuck in her vagina.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 10:45 PM (DW+jj)

704 697 689 Church of the Sub-genius.

Slacker.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 06, 2016 10:43 PM (T/cxb)


Sub Genius? Navy Nuc School????
Posted by: Don Quixote at June 06, 2016 10:44 PM (qf6WZ)

Not quite.

Posted by: J.R. "Bob" Dobbs at June 06, 2016 10:45 PM (0mRoj)

705 How about "which side started the Civil War?"

The Royalists.

Posted by: Grey Fox at June 06, 2016 10:45 PM (bZ7mE)

706 626
I think you have some heavily internalized misandry. Our culture pushes this all the time - it's all men's fault, women are virtuous, if anything goes wrong it's because the big bad man did it. It ain't so.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 10:28 PM
---------------------------
I agree it ain't so.
Nevertheless, the notion that it's all women's fault is also untrue. Men and women can behave badly and the present culture facilitates the narcissism and irresponsibility of BOTH sexes.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 06, 2016 10:45 PM (T/5A0)

707 Jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:45 PM (1ZOkK)

708 @687 - They weren't looking for a hand out, just a hand up. Oe something.

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:45 PM (bS6uW)

709 leave my real job to get home and find 373 posts on cock sucking.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 06, 2016 09:48 PM

LMAO, Ace always surprises.

Posted by: Farmer at June 06, 2016 10:46 PM (o/90i)

710 What's this post's crux? [Rhetorical Question]

Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 10:46 PM (OC+TJ)

711
692 On reflection if I can get past the whole immortal soul and Jesus' sacrifice thing(Spoiler I can't) I am probably going home to Asatru...

Nordic Paganism for the winz
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:43 PM (g8Hfr)

The Goddess Irony rules all, yo.

Plus, she's pretty hot and likes to dance.

Posted by: eman at June 06, 2016 10:46 PM (MQEz6)

712 You don't need to be an asshole to get women, you just can't be a pushover. It turns off most women, and you won't want the ones who it attracts - they'll mostly be shrews looking for an easy mark.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 10:46 PM (kumBu)

713 Wanna talk d-bags? Check out the story of Mike Dentale, a professional poker player (and in Brooklyn, window installer). For those of you who know a bit about no-limit hold 'em poker and tournaments, it looks like he was colluding to cheat with another gal at the table he found to be cute.

http://tinyurl.com/h3s4lbf

Unfortunately you run into a lot of these roided-up d-bags at poker rooms.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 06, 2016 10:47 PM (ntObR)

714 705 Posted by: Grey Fox at June 06, 2016 10:45 PM (bZ7mE)

Damn straight, OLIVER sign Chuck up for the dollar shave club...

//Parliamentarian

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:47 PM (g8Hfr)

715 >>leave my real job to get home and find 373 posts on cock sucking.


And the word Frenulum isn't in any of them.

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 10:47 PM (6kxiP)

716 How about "which side started the Civil War?"
............................

Lenin & the Bolsheviks.

Posted by: josephistan at June 06, 2016 10:47 PM (7qAYi)

717 So this bodes well for our son, the Marine vet, Eagle Scout, manly man, who's looking for a sweet, smart non-ugly girl?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:47 PM (1ZOkK)

718 How can a statistic that can be born out with research and data be anti woman?

Try Psychology Today or a whole host of other places that can confirm that women initiate almost 70% of all divorces in the U.S.

Reasons why are a whole different story.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Fired from driving the Scooby Van at June 06, 2016 10:48 PM (WVsWD)

719 Margarita, I agree. Some men just can't keep it in their pants, among other issues.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 06, 2016 10:48 PM (ntObR)

720

She got something, and dammit I can't remember, something crazy stuck in her vagina.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 10:45 PM (DW+jj)

A waffle iron?

Posted by: eman at June 06, 2016 10:48 PM (MQEz6)

721 712 You don't need to be an asshole to get women, you just can't be a pushover. It turns off most women, and you won't want the ones who it attracts - they'll mostly be shrews looking for an easy mark.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 10:46 PM (kumBu)

Problem is, most young men, in my experience anyway, get absolutely shit advice in this area. They're told the most important things are to be "nice," treat her like a queen (barf), and do everything you can to make her "happy" no matter what the cost. This is a recipe for disaster.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 10:48 PM (0mRoj)

722 Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 10:40 PM (qUNWi)

Yes. At the beginning he's established as a bitter old pilot that has sabotaged his flying career throughout his life. I believe his character evolved for the better throughout the movie.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 06, 2016 10:48 PM (MNgU2)

723 Okay, now I'm confused.

Sexuality/gender is "socially constructed" and totally malleable, right?

But it's crazytalk to talk about gays "recruiting" boys, because sexuality/gender is totally not socially constructed, right?

But the whole concept of binary gender is obsolete, because sexuality/gender is whatever we want it to be, right?

But you can't change or reform a gay person, because it's locked into their genes, right?

But . . .

But . . .

NORMAN! PLEASE COORDINATE!

Posted by: Trimegistus at June 06, 2016 10:49 PM (45dXK)

724 welp, the Hillary is not a very good poster girl for Team Vajayjay

Posted by: Jake at June 06, 2016 10:49 PM (YNyCj)

725 Let's do which is the one true religion.

Which is the one that burns the Wicker Man?

It just makes so much sense.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 10:49 PM (qUNWi)

726 >>She got something, and dammit I can't remember, something crazy stuck in her vagina.


A Roomba?

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 10:49 PM (6kxiP)

727 719 Posted by: qdpsteve at June 06, 2016 10:48 PM (ntObR)

and some women send their GI downrange Gangbang DVDs where the Husband is not even on the same continent let alone involved....

breaking news people suck...

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:49 PM (g8Hfr)

728 725 Let's do which is the one true religion.

Which is the one that burns the Wicker Man?

It just makes so much sense.
Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 10:49 PM (qUNWi)

OH GOD NOT THE BEES, NOT THE BEES!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 10:50 PM (0mRoj)

729 The Modern Woman wants a man who can organize her closet and his, color coded.

I actually know this to be a thing, recently.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:50 PM (1ZOkK)

730 Um, yeah, no.

I'm gonna' go with "What is a homosexual, Alex? For $200."

Posted by: Shinjinrui at June 06, 2016 10:50 PM (4SznG)

731 729 The Modern Woman wants a man who can organize her closet and his, color coded.

I actually know this to be a thing, recently.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:50 PM (1ZOkK)

So, the Modern Woman wants to be a beard?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 10:50 PM (0mRoj)

732 696
He was a disagreeable task-master for sure. But, Stewart could make me believe he was actually the captain of a C-119 flying across N. Africa. When they re-did it a few years ago Dennis Quaid couldn't convince me to buy ice.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 10:44 PM (6Ey7x)


I haven't seen the remake and see no reason to. I just don't get the impetus to remake movies that were done right the first time, except that Hollywood is completely out of ideas.

Honestly, I expect them to announce a remake of "Casablanca" any day now.

Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2016 10:51 PM (sdi6R)

733 "You don't need to be an asshole to get women, you just can't be a pushover."


Me and my friends used to discuss this. Perfectly normal chick and she's obsessed with some useless asshole driving an old beater, no money, nobody likes, who's bad to her.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 10:51 PM (6Ey7x)

734 >>She got something, and dammit I can't remember, something crazy stuck in her vagina.

Garage Remote?

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 10:51 PM (6kxiP)

735 She got something, and dammit I can't remember, something crazy stuck in her vagina.

An automatic transmission?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 06, 2016 10:51 PM (T/cxb)

736 720

She got something, and dammit I can't remember, something crazy stuck in her vagina.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 10:45 PM (DW+jj)

A waffle iron?
Posted by: eman at June 06, 2016 10:48 PM (MQEz6)

Pontoon?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 10:51 PM (0mRoj)

737 So, the Modern Woman wants to be a beard?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 10:50 PM (0mRoj)


That explains so much.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 10:51 PM (HalrA)

738 @721 - Now that I agree with. Bending over backward for someone else trying to please is always a mistake for either sex. Just be yourself and if it's meant to be that will be good enough.

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:51 PM (bS6uW)

739 Wow, seems like I came late to one hell of a party. Couple points:

A) There's a reason Chateau Heartise once called the Good Men Project website the "Good Geldings Project" (spot on!)

B) 70-80% of divorces being initiated by women is not to deny that sometimes the guy checked out first. But we live in a society that basically teaches girls to sleep around and prioritize careers above starting families...and tells men to "man up" and marry someone pushing their 30s and fertility limits who has been with God knows how many guys. It's not "anti-woman" to point this out. Women decide if and when sex happens. Hence why those who treat women as they are and not as they like them to be get more sex&love.

Jane, if your son really is serious about putting himself first before dealing with a needy girl, it's possible he feels the same way as many of us "anti-woman" (read:pro-feminine, non-obese women) commentators.

Cheers!

Posted by: Danny Donkey at June 06, 2016 10:51 PM (bp9UF)

740 The very name "The Good Men Project" smacks of propaganda and treason.

Like "The Good German Project."

Posted by: Trimegistus at June 06, 2016 10:51 PM (45dXK)

741 729 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:50 PM (1ZOkK)

so she wants at a minimum a metrosexual if not a full on glee man?

Makes sense I guess.

Your son will be fine by the way, Lad10077 has made up his mind "nothing serious until after my military time" even though he is dating.

I have always said your son is a class act, and he learned a lot of it from you IMHO.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:52 PM (g8Hfr)

742 So this bodes well for our son, the Marine vet, Eagle Scout, manly man, who's looking for a sweet, smart non-ugly girl?

As I mentioned earlier, I've got an unattached sister that meets those criteria. She is conservative too. Unfortunately has chronic depression and anxiety issues, which she is slowly overcoming (I hope).
She needs someone better than the flakypajama-boys she seems to attract.

So yes, they are out there.

Posted by: Grey Fox at June 06, 2016 10:52 PM (bZ7mE)

743 sven, not arguing with you.

Actually IMHO marriage is like dieting. Too many people think they can go on some quickie dring-this-chocolaty-muck thing for a couple weeks and voila! lose 20 pounds. Then like clockwork, they gain the 20 pounds and more back, in less time than it took to lose the weight.

Keeping the weight off requires an entire lifestyle change. And so it goes with marriage. Too many men and women stop trying to impress each other once they're married, thinking they're "done." You're never "done" with keeping someone attracted to you. It takes a lifetime of work, diligence and sacrifice.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 06, 2016 10:52 PM (ntObR)

744 Let's do which is the one true religion.

Which is the one that burns the Wicker Man?

It just makes so much sense.

-
Can't go wrong with burning Nicholas Cage.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 06, 2016 10:52 PM (Nwg0u)

745 "So this bodes well for our son, the Marine vet, Eagle Scout, manly man, who's looking for a sweet, smart non-ugly girl?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:47 PM (1ZOkK) "

Not necessarily. Most women who fit that description are either already married, or there's a reason they're single. He'll probably end up compromising on one of those qualities. If he's looking for marriage, you may as well compromise on looks, which are going to fade with time anyway.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 10:52 PM (kumBu)

746 >>> Posted by: Ken at June 06, 2016 10:38 PM (LQLeS)
-----
Good. Just what this thread needed. A story about a Barbie doll stuck in a guys ass.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2016 10:52 PM (6IPEM)

747 So, the Modern Woman wants to be a beard?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 10:50 PM (0mRoj)


Let's ask Mooch.

Oops. She's too busy grieving over waking up in a house built by slaves every morning.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:53 PM (1ZOkK)

748 Nothing says 'I Miss You, Honey' like a good, home-made, old-fashioned gang-bang DVD.

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 10:53 PM (6kxiP)

749 i saw lenin and the bolsheviks open for the sex pistols at cbgb's in 78.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 06, 2016 10:53 PM (ucDmr)

750 Honestly, I expect them to announce a remake of "Casablanca" any day now.

Rick will be in love with Laszlo this time around.

Posted by: Hollywood 2016 at June 06, 2016 10:53 PM (uhIjp)

751 Watching the original Flight of the Phoenix right now. They sure don't make movies like they used to.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck
------------

The pilot of the aircraft, Paul Mantz, was killed during the filming when it crashed.

An interesting aside:
"During World War II, Mantz enlisted and was commissioned a major (later promoted to colonel), serving in the First Motion Picture Unit (FMPU) in California. Following an August 1944 honorable discharge, Mantz purchased a fleet of 475 wartime surplus bombers and fighters (including North American P-51 Mustang fighters) for $55,000 to use in film work. Mantz joked that he had the sixth-largest air force in the world, and sold the fleet's onboard fuel for a profit on his initial investment.[8] Retaining only 12 aircraft, the remainder of his "air force" was sold off as "scrap" at a handsome profit."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 10:54 PM (ANVXm)

752 Hypergamy. Look into it.

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:54 PM (bS6uW)

753
748 Nothing says 'I Miss You, Honey' like a good, home-made, old-fashioned gang-bang DVD.

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 10:53 PM (6kxiP)

It's okay, there was no kissing.

Posted by: eman at June 06, 2016 10:54 PM (MQEz6)

754 743 Posted by: qdpsteve at June 06, 2016 10:52 PM (ntObR)

If you're not prepared to bury a very much aged and addled version of the person at the altar beside you leave....

*that* is the goal/duty.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:54 PM (g8Hfr)

755 ""So this bodes well for our son, the Marine vet, Eagle Scout, manly man, who's looking for a sweet, smart non-ugly girl?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:47 PM (1ZOkK) "

Also, I'm sure your son is a catch, but you're also his mother, so obviously you're going to think the world of him. My grandmother can't believe I'm single because she thinks I'm the world's most eligible bachelor.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 10:55 PM (kumBu)

756 I found my keys!

Posted by: Alzheimer's woman at June 06, 2016 10:55 PM (IqV8l)

757 Just be yourself and one day you'll sprout mushrooms

Posted by: derit at June 06, 2016 10:55 PM (OC+TJ)

758 >>She got something, and dammit I can't remember, something crazy stuck in her vagina.


A Mondale 84' Snow Globe?

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 10:55 PM (6kxiP)

759 He was a disagreeable task-master for sure. But, Stewart could make me believe he was actually the captain of a C-119 flying across N. Africa. When they re-did it a few years ago Dennis Quaid couldn't convince me to buy ice.

oh man........that was a disaster. lolno hollywood.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 10:55 PM (qUNWi)

760 @746 - LOL, we do go off on tangents here ....

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:55 PM (bS6uW)

761 748 Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 10:53 PM (6kxiP)

"Wish you were here...I need licked clean!"

//GI Wife with ran up credit cards, a new pill habit, and a few STDs...

People suck, that shit kills people.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:56 PM (g8Hfr)

762 Billy Joel tried to explain all this stuff back in 1986...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDjFI3kbxuo

I think he's just as confused as everyone else, he ended up losing Christie Brinkley. But at least he left behind a fun song.

"Maybe she's the quiet type who's into heavy metal..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 06, 2016 10:56 PM (ntObR)

763 "I haven't seen the remake and see no reason to. I just don't get the impetus to remake movies that were done right the first time, "



It was useless and a waste of time. No where near the original. I saw it on TV one day and thought I'd check it out. Spared to death for 2 hours.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 10:56 PM (6Ey7x)

764
So are these the dudes kickin butt in girls high school track?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 06, 2016 10:56 PM (ODxAs)

765 Thank all ya'll for the thoughts about D'oh Boy's female encounters.

He actually told us recently he just doesn't care. He's focused on finishing school and his career plans.

So, thankfully, there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:56 PM (1ZOkK)

766 I forgot. Guess where they were headed when they crashed the plane?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 06, 2016 10:56 PM (MNgU2)

767 This thread smells like ass and sadness. Mostly ass

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 10:56 PM (zOTsN)

768 remake of "Casablanca" any day now.

-
It'll be pretty much the same except everybody's ghey, they're fighting Trump instead of the Nazis, and the line will be, "We'll always have Frisco."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 06, 2016 10:56 PM (Nwg0u)

769 Like someone above mentioned, enough with the wordplay. Words have meaning, despite what liberals wish. Heterosexual men do not, REPEAT do not, have willing homosexual encounters.

Just another way liberals are trying to justify their lack of morality and depth-of-character. These gen-x and millenial hacks are going to have a fun time staring into the abyss once they hit 40.

Posted by: Shinjinrui at June 06, 2016 10:56 PM (4SznG)

770 There is no such thing as a "bisexual." You are either straight or gay. That's what most reputable scientists believe.

I'm sure some people may want to call themselves "bi-sexual" because they are ashamed of their inclinations and don't wish to be a swish.

Sorry. One or the other.

Posted by: Trump's Stubby Fingers at June 06, 2016 10:57 PM (SJ184)

771 Spelunker Barbie would be Lara Croft.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 06, 2016 10:57 PM (6FqZa)

772 She got something, and dammit I can't remember, something crazy stuck in her vagina.

A Mondale 84' Snow Globe?

A Winnebago?

Posted by: freaked at June 06, 2016 10:57 PM (BO/km)

773 A quick cursory Google now, dammit (I just had to see). I don't know if this is the one or not. But here are things ER docs have removed from vaginas:

Cell phone
Can of hairspray
TV Remote control
Wad of paper towels.

Women usually are doing make shift dildos, and that is usually food items, like hot dogs, cucumbers, bananas, things you can think of that are dildo like. Trouble is, pieces break off and can cause problems. And also, they get stuck.

Dildos and vibrators sometimes get stuck as well, some way some how.

Dildos and makeshifts are the usual fare, but there are some lulus.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 10:57 PM (DW+jj)

774 Whatever depraved acts y'all discussing, if you are not celebrating it you are hating.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 06, 2016 10:57 PM (P/kVC)

775 So are these the dudes kickin butt in girls high school track?

No, these are the dudes that are losing to the girls.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 06, 2016 10:58 PM (T/cxb)

776 Oh BTW:

There's going to be a remake of "High Noon" coming out soon, that takes place in the inner city.

Title is "11:55."

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 06, 2016 10:58 PM (ntObR)

777 774
Whatever depraved acts y'all discussing, if you are not celebrating it you are hating.


Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 06, 2016 10:57 PM (P/kVC)


To hate evil is no vice.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 10:58 PM (HalrA)

778 I found my keys!
Posted by: Alzheimer's woman
----------

Is that you Moo Moo?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 10:58 PM (ANVXm)

779 All you have to do is suck one dick, you are gay.
I didn't make the rules...

Posted by: navybrat at June 06, 2016 10:58 PM (w7KSn)

780 "Me and my friends used to discuss this. Perfectly normal chick and she's obsessed with some useless asshole driving an old beater, no money, nobody likes, who's bad to her.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 10:51 PM (6Ey7x) "

Certainly, some women are attracted to damaged men. I think part of it is the 'nurturing' instinct - a guy who has his shit together is boring. So much more exciting to be the one woman able to 'fix' the bad boy. Of course, that works about .01% of the time - 99.99% of the time it becomes a standard Lifetime movie plot, with a battered women wondering how this could have possibly happened.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 10:58 PM (kumBu)

781 You do know that men are twenty times as likely to give a woman AIDS as a woman is to give it to a man?

Therefore, when "bi-sexuals" go back and forth, they are most likely picking up AIDS and other venereal diseases and then transferring them to their female partner. Nice.

Posted by: Trump's Stubby Fingers at June 06, 2016 10:58 PM (SJ184)

782 @767 - It really would be so much better if the ONT nooded up.

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:58 PM (bS6uW)

783 Lara Crofts pointy boobs would damage the cavity

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 10:58 PM (zOTsN)

784 Well, I'm outta here. Husband is already asleep, and I need to join him. Trop. Storm is supposed to arrive here around 2:00 a.m. Yay!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:58 PM (1ZOkK)

785 762 Posted by: qdpsteve at June 06, 2016 10:56 PM (ntObR)

Eh....Billy Joel is literally the dumbest man on Earth....

Christie Brinkley says "Billy we are worth 20 million, quit touring knock me up the clock is ticking"

Billy Joel says: "sorry Babe the groupies and Elton John are too hot to handle slam"

DUMBEST MAN ON EARTH

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 10:58 PM (g8Hfr)

786 >>Women usually are doing make shift dildos, and that is usually food items, like hot dogs, cucumbers, bananas, things you can think of that are dildo like.


Crooked Neck Squash?

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 10:59 PM (6kxiP)

787 So, the Modern Woman wants to be a beard?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 10:50 PM (0mRoj)

****

Careful. Apparently even questioning this gets one labeled as a H8r.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 10:59 PM (YLidQ)

788 Radio news said Hillary has all the delegates she needs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 06, 2016 10:59 PM (IqV8l)

789 Yeah!

My judge in the trial is a possibly gay Mexican.

/// Trump polls skyrocket.

Posted by: Donald P. Trump at June 06, 2016 10:59 PM (P/kVC)

790 "Straight" Guys Are Having More Bisexual Sex?

I'm sure this has been noted already, but.. um.. how does that work exactly?

I guess it works just like "transgendered" boys in the girls locker room & v.v. ...

IOW, B.S.

As my great-uncle Ralph used to say, "Y'ain't straight just 'cause yer not catchin', bucko."

Ralph was kinda wise but kinda weird.

Posted by: mindful webworker - sockpoppets? at June 06, 2016 10:59 PM (5a8XA)

791 Twat's that? I cunt hear you.

Posted by: trisexual manperson at June 06, 2016 10:59 PM (LQLeS)

792
If my wife and I accomplished nothing else in our 50 years together except raising 2 of the most beautiful, exceptional girls it would be a fine legacy.

And their kids are being raised the same as we were.

None of this current bullshit that is so prevalent is given any consideration. We live well without it.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 06, 2016 10:59 PM (X35Yt)

793 I forgot. Guess where they were headed when they crashed the plane?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck
------------

Disneyland?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 11:00 PM (ANVXm)

794 Playboy mansion sold to person who lives next door to it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 06, 2016 11:00 PM (IqV8l)

795 WooT!! The Penguins are 1 game away from the Stanley Cup!! They just beat the SJ, 3-1.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 06, 2016 11:01 PM (20X6f)

796 793 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 11:00 PM (ANVXm)

By way of the Gobi Desert....

"took a wrong turn in ABQ"

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:01 PM (g8Hfr)

797 Playboy mansion sold to person who lives next door to it.

Now he can stop peaking over the fence.

Posted by: freaked at June 06, 2016 11:01 PM (BO/km)

798 794 Playboy mansion sold to person who lives next door to it.

Was he hetero?

Posted by: trisexual manperson at June 06, 2016 11:01 PM (LQLeS)

799 793 I forgot. Guess where they were headed when they crashed the plane?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck
------------

Disneyland?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 11:00 PM (ANVXm)

That was going to be their second stop. First stop was Benghazi .

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 06, 2016 11:01 PM (MNgU2)

800 >>Playboy mansion sold to person who lives next door to it.


Not even Fire could cleanse that place.

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 11:01 PM (6kxiP)

801 Peeking

Posted by: freaked at June 06, 2016 11:02 PM (BO/km)

802 760 @746 - LOL, we do go off on tangents here ....
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:55 PM (bS6uW)

Just a sine of the times.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:02 PM (0mRoj)

803 None of this current bullshit that is so prevalent is given any consideration. We live well without it.


Posted by: irongrampa at June 06, 2016 10:59 PM (X35Yt)


And that's why you're awesome. Your whole family's going to go on succeeding to the best of their abilities while everyone else wonders why they are still failing despite doing everything they were told.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 11:02 PM (HalrA)

804 784: Good luck Jane. Hope you have no damage. Stay safe.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 06, 2016 11:02 PM (ucDmr)

805 800 >>Playboy mansion sold to person who lives next door to it.


Not even Fire could cleanse that place.
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 11:01 PM (6kxiP)

It'll get declared a Superfund site.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:03 PM (0mRoj)

806 800 Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 11:01 PM (6kxiP)

I used that PRECISE line about the Prostitution Museum up on Mercury avenue Saturday....

"not even fire can cleanse that place"

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:03 PM (g8Hfr)

807 Fuck all of these people, I'm sick of this shit.
---
I'm pretty sure that's their goal.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apparently nonvoting democrat at June 06, 2016 11:03 PM (3Liv/)

808 Women usually are doing make shift dildos, and that
is usually food items, like hot dogs, cucumbers, bananas, things you can
think of that are dildo like.





Crooked Neck Squash?

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 10:59 PM (6kxiP)

In the days of public access cable a nice lady read her poem, an ode to zucchini, while hefting a ballbat size zucchini over her shoulder.

Posted by: Donald P. Trump at June 06, 2016 11:03 PM (P/kVC)

809
Peeking

Duck!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 06, 2016 11:04 PM (IqV8l)

810 >>Good. Just what this thread needed. A story about a Barbie doll stuck in a guys ass.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2016 10:52 PM (6IPEM)


'This here's a story
'bout Barbie and Stan...'

Posted by: John Cougar mellencamp at June 06, 2016 11:04 PM (6kxiP)

811 And that's why you're awesome. Your whole family's going to go on succeeding to the best of their abilities while everyone else wonders why they are still failing despite doing everything they were told.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 11:02 PM (HalrA)

Sadly, much of what we were told was bullshit, even the well-intentioned stuff.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:04 PM (0mRoj)

812 Radio news said Hillary has all the delegates she needs.

-
Bernie is pissed. They are counting the super delegates they think will break Hilldog but they are under no obligation to do so. This is the media trying to suppress the Bernie vote tomorrow.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 06, 2016 11:05 PM (Nwg0u)

813 Playboy mansion sold to person who lives next door to it.



Now he can stop peaking over the fence.

Posted by: freaked at June 06, 2016 11:01 PM (BO/km)

And hosing down the perimeter with bleach.

Posted by: Donald P. Trump at June 06, 2016 11:05 PM (P/kVC)

814 Crocs.

BJs.

Some assembly required.

It's like I don't even know you people.

Posted by: speedster1 at June 06, 2016 11:05 PM (vUcdz)

815 LSU. Is. Killing. Me.

We had just fought back to a tie and it lasted like two seconds.

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 11:05 PM (bS6uW)

816 Mike Hammer, that's a very cool factoid about Mantz and his surplus air force.


Just yesterday, I think, we were discussing my time machine idea of going back to the fall of '45 with lots of $$$ and buying two of everything to store away.


475 aircraft for $55K??? Can't imagine they were all air-worthy - or that even most of them were.


Anyway that's fascinating.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2016 11:05 PM (QDnY+)

817 "Of course, that works about .01% of the time - 99.99% of the time it becomes a standard Lifetime movie plot, with a battered women wondering how this could have possibly happened. "


And, yet, it's so obvious. There's a reason no one wastes time on them. Except a woman.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 11:05 PM (6Ey7x)

818 814 Crocs.

BJs.

Some assembly required.

It's like I don't even know you people.


Posted by: speedster1 at June 06, 2016 11:05 PM (vUcdz)

Yeah yeah. Feel good, but when you look down you realize you're gay.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:06 PM (0mRoj)

819 Re: The Good Men Project

One: If one requires some strangers on a website for validation as to their manhood, that person is not a man.

Two: The "The Good Men Project" website has a suspicious number of women listed as editors and contributors.

Three: What a bunch of pansies.

That is all.

Posted by: Shinjinrui at June 06, 2016 11:06 PM (4SznG)

820 She's on TV now shilling for Hillary.

I'd love to hate fuck Jennifer Granholm.

Channeling John Candy in Splash, flashing a Penthouse: "They printed my letter. A liberal no more!"

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 06, 2016 11:06 PM (bQxkN)

821 That was going to be their second stop. First stop was Benghazi .
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck
-----------

Which reminds me, there was a movie by that title:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bengazi_%28film%29

"Last Stop For the Lost"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 11:06 PM (ANVXm)

822 810 >>Good. Just what this thread needed. A story about a Barbie doll stuck in a guys ass.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2016 10:52 PM (6IPEM)

Could've been worse. At least it wasn't a Cabbage Patch Doll.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at June 06, 2016 11:07 PM (LQLeS)

823 I'm going to vote for Trump. I hate the ass.

Lay off your trashing of me, unless you want me to vote for Bernie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 10:02 PM (1ZOkK)

****

Trump will easily win GA without your vote. Your threat is empty and hollow.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 06, 2016 10:05 PM (YLidQ)

I LOL'd.

Posted by: Blano at June 06, 2016 11:07 PM (heN73)

824 Sadly, much of what we were told was bullshit, even the well-intentioned stuff.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:04 PM (0mRoj)


Nothing they do is well intentioned. Everything they do is in the service of their almighty agenda.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 11:07 PM (HalrA)

825 Pro tip from ER docs: never shove the open end of a bottle up an orifice. Coming out, it can create a suction. Pushing it in displaces some air, and pulling it out creates a relative vacuum inside the bottle, which tightens the orifice against it, tending to seal it. That's particularly problematic for the ol' rectum.

I've always wondered why, when Roxy Raye shoves one of those huge water cooler bottle up her ass, why it's always wide-end first. Now I know. She's a pro, indeed.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 11:07 PM (DW+jj)

826 "Sadly, much of what we were told was bullshit, even the well-intentioned stuff.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:04 PM (0mRoj) "

Yeah, the Self Esteem Movement was well intentioned, but it resulted in a generation of complete shitbags. It was already pretty bad when I was being raised, so I can't even imagine how bad it is now.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 11:07 PM (kumBu)

827 822 Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at June 06, 2016 11:07 PM (LQLeS)

I'm shyyyy...

//Bawney Fwom Bwoston

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:08 PM (g8Hfr)

828 We need the rally possum.

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 11:08 PM (bS6uW)

829 824 Sadly, much of what we were told was bullshit, even the well-intentioned stuff.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:04 PM (0mRoj)


Nothing they do is well intentioned. Everything they do is in the service of their almighty agenda.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 11:07 PM (HalrA)

I don't mean just them, I'm talking about shitty relationship/marital advice from family and clergy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:08 PM (0mRoj)

830 "I think, we were discussing my time machine idea of going back to the fall of '45 with lots of $$$ and buying two of everything to store away. "


'46-47' you could buy a P-40 or Wildcat for the Princely sum of $500. If you were a high-roller you could get a Hellcat or P-51 for $2k.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 11:09 PM (6Ey7x)

831 Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 06, 2016 10:34 PM (HalrA)

You are in fine form tonight!

[Not a criticism at all...]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2016 11:10 PM (Zu3d9)

832 830 "I think, we were discussing my time machine idea of going back to the fall of '45 with lots of $$$ and buying two of everything to store away. "


'46-47' you could buy a P-40 or Wildcat for the Princely sum of $500. If you were a high-roller you could get a Hellcat or P-51 for $2k.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 11:09 PM (6Ey7x)

And end up in prison for counterfeiting and fraud when they take a look at your cash.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:10 PM (0mRoj)

833 829 Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:08 PM (0mRoj)

I think the 80s accelerated the rot...

a *lot* of us were happy and trying to be nice so more and more of us reached out to try to end bullying, sexual stigma, etc etc

Little did we know the 90s and Barney the Gay Red Dino would happen....generation tippy cup was fucked over from age 2.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:10 PM (g8Hfr)

834 >>They do however, though not as much as men still, get things stuck up their hoo-hahs, and there are some amusing tales. One women, they discovered was using her vagina as a special little pocket, a place to put stuff she didn't want to lose or didn't want anybody to steal.

She got something, and dammit I can't remember, something crazy stuck in her vagina.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius)
---------------------
We had a "lady" who was concealing her 5 shot 22 revolver in hers.

Posted by: Glen Beck at June 06, 2016 11:10 PM (c7vUv)

835 Noooobody knows
The colons I've seen
Nooo body knows
But Barbie

Posted by: dr cornholio, proctologist to the stars at June 06, 2016 11:10 PM (6FqZa)

836 >>>>> I've always wondered why, when Roxy Raye shoves one of those huge water cooler bottle up her ass, why it's always wide-end first. Now I know. She's a pro, indeed.
-----
This is what you've always wondered about?
Not judging. Just sayin.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2016 11:10 PM (6IPEM)

837 I've always wondered why, when Roxy Raye shoves one of those huge water cooler bottle up her ass, why it's always wide-end first. Now I know. She's a pro, indeed.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 11:07 PM (DW+jj)

Wait, if the low pressure is the problem, couldn't you 'prep' the bottle by poking a small hole in one end so the pressure is normalized both... inside and out?

....

Yep, today has been a weird day comment wise.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2016 11:11 PM (3ZoRf)

838 If you don't think the establishment media is in the tank for Hills, just note how they all have the same story tonight before the CA primary--that she has already won it with the delegates.

We live in decadent times indeed.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at June 06, 2016 11:11 PM (LQLeS)

839
a *lot* of us were happy and trying to be nice so more and more of us reached out to try to end bullying, sexual stigma, etc etc

Little did we know the 90s and Barney the Gay Red Dino would happen....generation tippy cup was fucked over from age 2.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:10 PM (g8Hfr)

It certainly didn't help.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:12 PM (0mRoj)

840 836 Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2016 11:10 PM (6IPEM)

I was wondering where the 10th bowling pin went back home at Thunderbowl Bowling alley...

my ex *did* seem extra sated.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:12 PM (g8Hfr)

841 I meant to say I was just playing, publius.
Btw, very glad to hear that your mom has shown some improvement. I hope it continues

Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2016 11:13 PM (6IPEM)

842 '46-47' you could buy a P-40 or Wildcat for the Princely sum of $500. If you were a high-roller you could get a Hellcat or P-51 for $2k.
.....
Some Thompsons, BAR's and M2's would prolly pay off quite well also

Posted by: Jake at June 06, 2016 11:13 PM (YNyCj)

843 Little did we know the 90s and Barney the Gay Red Dino would happen....generation tippy cup was fucked over from age 2.
Posted by: sven
--------------

I always distrusted Mr. Rogers. Kinda pervy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 11:13 PM (ANVXm)

844 Ricardo, I love those prices (tho of course they're not so low in real terms in adjusted $$$$).


Will ace lend me his time machine, and the $, you think, to go back and buy an AOSHQ air force?


I get dibs on the Corsair.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2016 11:14 PM (QDnY+)

845 843 Little did we know the 90s and Barney the Gay Red Dino would happen....generation tippy cup was fucked over from age 2.
Posted by: sven
--------------

I always distrusted Mr. Rogers. Kinda pervy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 11:13 PM (ANVXm)

It was those faggy sweaters.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:14 PM (0mRoj)

846 >>>>Women usually are doing make shift dildos, and that is usually food items, like hot dogs, cucumbers, bananas, things you can think of that are dildo like.


Crooked Neck Squash?
--------------------
This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 06, 2016 11:14 PM (c7vUv)

847 "And end up in prison for counterfeiting and fraud when they take a look at your cash."

A fair number of people bought them. Turned them into crop-dusters. Used the motors for irrigation and aluminum to repair barns. Left them hacked into pieces for decades until Warbird hunters went tracking then down in the 1970s.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 11:14 PM (6Ey7x)

848 no ONT? *sniff*

Posted by: chemjeff at June 06, 2016 11:15 PM (uAvJJ)

849 746

Good. Just what this thread needed. A story about a Barbie doll stuck in a guys ass.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2016 10:52 PM (6IPEM)

Would it make you feel better if the story was about a G.I. Joe action figure stuck in a guy's ass?

Posted by: Slappy at June 06, 2016 11:15 PM (rtfSu)

850 770 There is no such thing as a "bisexual." You are either straight or gay. That's what most reputable scientists believe......Sorry. One or the other.
Posted by: Trump's Stubby Fingers at June 06, 2016 10:57 PM (SJ184)
-----------------------------
It's Science!!!!
And they were all born that way!!! Science!

So other cultures, where homosexual behavior was common among whole social classes or even the whole populace, well,.....it was genetic!!!! They were all secretly homos, except that it wasn't a secret. They were all genetic freaks!!!

I do believe that a tiny minority are born with an attraction to their own sex and an inability to be attracted to the opposite sex. These are the true "gays," as we now call them.

But environment and culture play a role too. It is an historical FACT that many men can be attracted to both sexes.
That is why the behavior manifests itself at different times in different cultures.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 06, 2016 11:15 PM (T/5A0)

851 I always distrusted Mr. Rogers. Kinda pervy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 11:13 PM (ANVXm)

It was those faggy sweaters.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:14 PM (0mRoj)

This is the part of the college discussion where someone says they read somewhere that he was a navy seal or something and was a total badass...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2016 11:15 PM (3ZoRf)

852 772 She got something, and dammit I can't remember, something crazy stuck in her vagina.

A Mondale 84' Snow Globe?

A Winnebago?

Posted by: freaked at June 06, 2016 10:57 PM (BO/km)

VHS tape of the movie "Mannequin Two: On the Move"?

Posted by: Slappy at June 06, 2016 11:16 PM (rtfSu)

853 Do NOT sniff in here

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 11:16 PM (zOTsN)

854 Jake, small arms came up, too (kindltot talked about going to a Japanese arsenal and loading up on Arisakas).


I was thinking a few crates of Singer 1911s, a pristine Thompson, a BAR, some factory carbines (the ones kept at the factories as models), and some mint M-1s (Winchester) out of Springfield would tide me over. OK, a Victory 38 special too.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2016 11:16 PM (QDnY+)

855 802 760 @746 - LOL, we do go off on tangents here ....
Posted by: Blacksheep at June 06, 2016 10:55 PM (bS6uW)
Just a sine of the times.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:02 PM (0mRoj)



Secant you shall find.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 06, 2016 11:16 PM (oKE6c)

856 847 "And end up in prison for counterfeiting and fraud when they take a look at your cash."

A fair number of people bought them. Turned them into crop-dusters. Used the motors for irrigation and aluminum to repair barns. Left them hacked into pieces for decades until Warbird hunters went tracking then down in the 1970s.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 11:14 PM (6Ey7x)

I was referring to going back in time with currency from today. You'd have a hell of a time explaining that one. You'd end up either in prison or an asylum.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:16 PM (0mRoj)

857 845 Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:14 PM (0mRoj)

Yup...

Fred always had this gleam in his eye like he WANTED you to ride to the "land of make-believe...." a little TOO much.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:16 PM (g8Hfr)

858 Well, there are many other things I always wonder about, but I wouldn't tell them, you might think I'm weird or a real pervert. It's just respectable things like that that I'll tell.

Oh more things stuck in the vag:

Rolled-up Donny Osmond poster
Handcuff keys (got tangled in IUD, causing cervix irritation)
Another woman, Scotland, had a 5" dildo shoved up there for 10 years. She forgot about it.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 11:17 PM (DW+jj)

859 Some Thompsons, BAR's and M2's would prolly pay off quite well also
Posted by: Jake
------------

I recall M1 carbines selling for ~$50 (?) at Sears,

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 11:18 PM (ANVXm)

860 "Show us on the doll where the bad man touched you."

Barbie is silent and a look of confusion settles on her face.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at June 06, 2016 11:18 PM (LQLeS)

861 Another woman, Scotland, had a 5" dildo shoved up there for 10 years. She forgot about it.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 11:17 PM (DW+jj)

Holy hell. How did she not end up with sepsis?

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:18 PM (0mRoj)

862 851 Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2016 11:15 PM (3ZoRf)

He saved Lee Marvin at Pork Chop Hill so the legend goes...

Lee Marvin got shot in the ass and Fred held down a whole sector by himself with grenades and tennis shoes.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:18 PM (g8Hfr)

863 "Ricardo, I love those prices (tho of course they're not so low in real terms in adjusted $$$$). "


As you say, inflation. But, yes, borry Ace's time machine and I'd take my wad back 70 years and build a fortune. Hell, I'd lend you the money to bring those beauties back.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 11:19 PM (6Ey7x)

864 Good. Just what this thread needed. A story about a Barbie doll stuck in a guys ass.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2016 10:52 PM (6IPEM)

Would it make you feel better if the story was about a G.I. Joe action figure stuck in a guy's ass?

Posted by: Slappy at June 06, 2016 11:15 PM (rtfSu)

I can think of worse alternatives.

Posted by: Optimus Prime at June 06, 2016 11:19 PM (3Liv/)

865 "I was referring to going back in time with currency from today. You'd have a hell of a time explaining that one. You'd end up either in prison or an asylum.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:16 PM (0mRoj) "

That's why you need to bring back gold. Time Travel 101.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 11:20 PM (kumBu)

866 re: Mr. Rogers

From wikipedia, he never served in the military. He graduated from a theological seminary. Married in 1952 with two children. Also, a vegetarian because he "never wanted to eat anything that had a mother."

Ok, there goes one college fun fact.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2016 11:20 PM (3ZoRf)

867 Would it make you feel better if the story was about a G.I. Joe action figure stuck in a guy's ass?

G.I. Joe, a real American Homo!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 06, 2016 11:20 PM (T/cxb)

868 Mr. Rogers was the guy went under the wire in the dead of night covered in eye-black with a bowie knife in his teeth. The guy nobody talked to.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 11:20 PM (qUNWi)

869 Ricardo I grimace when I think of the many aircraft, especially "light bombers" (A-20s, B-26s, TBMs, etc.) that were used in the west for fire-fighting. I think that used up a huge number of war-birds.


In high school a friend had his pilot's license, a few times we'd go flying at lunch. Once we landed at a field not far from the high school, where to this day CalFire has their regional air element. I recall the two-engined planes lined up, one "active" the two others being cannibalized for parts.


I distinctly remember the weeds growing up/into the wheel wells of the two cannibalized planes.


Always wondered exactly when WWII aircraft transitioned from "trash" to "treasure". Sometime in the 80s, I'm guessing. Some collectors and curators probably know.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 06, 2016 11:20 PM (QDnY+)

870 865 Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 11:20 PM (kumBu)

"Nice rocks you have...why are you acting like it's valuable?"

//Assholes in 2845

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:20 PM (g8Hfr)

871 9 killed 32 wounded in old chicago this weekend.

I was jsut there last Friday and had a clazone and Shiner Bock drafts. No shooting then!

Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at June 06, 2016 11:21 PM (CL76w)

872 812----This is the media trying to suppress the Bernie vote tomorrow.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 06, 2016 11:05
----------------------
Well, a full court press on behalf of the Bitch was 100% predictable.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 06, 2016 11:21 PM (T/5A0)

873 I recall M1 carbines selling for ~$50 (?) at Sears,

....

they made some select fire models also right?

Posted by: Jake at June 06, 2016 11:21 PM (YNyCj)

874 Bob Ross was a Master Sgt. True story bros.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 11:21 PM (qUNWi)

875 >>I recall M1 carbines selling for ~$50 (?) at Sears,
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Could buy a nice P-51D in the early 70s for 60K.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 06, 2016 11:21 PM (c7vUv)

876 866 Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2016 11:20 PM (3ZoRf)

John Denver and Captain Kangaroo are the ones you have to keep an eye on...

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:21 PM (g8Hfr)

877 The 10 year dildo was causing "uropathy" of some sort, which was what brought her in, it said.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 11:22 PM (DW+jj)

878 I'm having trouble following this thread, something about guns and Mr Rogers with a G.I Joe lodged up his keister.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at June 06, 2016 11:22 PM (LQLeS)

879 Hey, y'all remember back in the old days, long time ago, when someone would put up an open thread for overnight discussion. I forget what they were called, but they were fun.

Good times, good times. They oughta start doing those again.

Posted by: mindful webworker - old whippersnapper at June 06, 2016 11:23 PM (5a8XA)

880 There's a civilian OV-10 Bronco back home in Clark County Ohio dying at a municipal airport...

another one has a dead O-2 Bird Dog

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:23 PM (g8Hfr)

881 I've been on a Schlock Mercenary tear these past few days...
http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-03-14

"now that I know where you keep them, I won't be inclined to borrow them" seems an apropos quote here.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 06, 2016 11:24 PM (6FqZa)

882 And John Denver was not a sniper in Vietnam?!?! It is like all those drunk discussions in college were full of shit!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2016 11:24 PM (3ZoRf)

883 877 I have empathy for people with uropathy.

Posted by: Zucchini or cucumber? at June 06, 2016 11:24 PM (LQLeS)

884 877 The 10 year dildo was causing "uropathy" of some sort, which was what brought her in, it said.

---------

It would have made an interesting episode of Antiques Roadshow.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 06, 2016 11:24 PM (sl+zA)

885 O-2 "skymaster"...

O-1 bird dog

OV-10 Bronco....

man that post was phail

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:25 PM (g8Hfr)

886 Peeking

Duck!


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr

Glancing tiger

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 06, 2016 11:25 PM (hVdx9)

887 Do we have to talk about this subject matter today? It's the first day of Ramada-Ramada-Ramadan.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 06, 2016 11:25 PM (RHnu3)

888
We live in decadent times indeed.
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller


If only the men on Utah beach could see what was in store today.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 06, 2016 11:25 PM (IqV8l)

889 Items in Hillarys vag

A hard drive, a shot glass, and her blackberry

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 11:25 PM (zOTsN)

890 882 Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2016 11:24 PM (3ZoRf)

NO IT'S NOT TRUEEEEEEE I'LL NEVER JOIN YOUUUUU!

//Bronko on the Balcony

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:25 PM (g8Hfr)

891 L, Elle, thanks. She's gone back down a bit since Saturday. On Sunday, she was very sedated acting, could barely keep her eyes open. It's likely the medications. Today, she wasn't as sedated acting, but not nearly as talkative.

It's been up and down like that the whole time, really. But it's an upward trend.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 06, 2016 11:26 PM (DW+jj)

892 >> John Denver was not a sniper in Vietnam?!?


That's an urban legend.

It was Korea.

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 11:26 PM (6kxiP)

893 887 Do we have to talk about this subject matter today? It's the first day of Ramada-Ramada-Ramadan.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 06, 2016 11:25 PM (RHnu3)

I couldn't care less what observances the goat-fucking mohammedans are holding today.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:26 PM (0mRoj)

894 They lied and lied and lied -- and I know from my own variable sexuality that they lied all along -- and this PROVES it. There is a big difference between recreational sex and procreational sex, and they want that difference to disappear. We are not born with a sexual fixation. We can help it. We can choose. Bisexual play PROVES it. Yet to get Gay Marriage foisted on everyone, they lied and said, "We are born this way! We can't help it! You are discriminating against us because of our inborn LBGTQQXYZness!" And then they criminalized anyone who wanted to help them become not LBGTQQXYZ.

The real goal, of course, is to criminalize disagreement with them.

Posted by: starboardhelm at June 06, 2016 11:26 PM (hOtJL)

895 Jimmy Stewart also secretly went on bombing missions over North Vietnam in order to gather more info for training protocols he was working on.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 06, 2016 11:26 PM (MNgU2)

896 892 >> John Denver was not a sniper in Vietnam?!?


That's an urban legend.

It was Korea.
Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 11:26 PM (6kxiP)

Taught Carlos Hathcock everything he knew.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:27 PM (0mRoj)

897 LOL. Son said, "We call those wives 'Dependopotomuses."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 06, 2016 09:06 PM (1ZOkK)


Must be related in some way to Bremaloes?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2016 11:27 PM (GSdpU)

898 "Always wondered exactly when WWII aircraft transitined from "trash" to "treasure". Sometime in the 80s, I'm guessing. Some collectors and curators probably know. "


It was the 70s/80s window. A lot of that CalFire twins were probably A-26s. It was an extremely popular FF airplane. It was a hot twin that could carry a load fast.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 11:27 PM (6Ey7x)

899 I'm outta here!

Posted by: Barbie at June 06, 2016 11:27 PM (LQLeS)

900 Sven: quit griping about that dying OV-10! You're just beating a dead horse!

Posted by: Trimegistus at June 06, 2016 11:27 PM (45dXK)

901 I was thinking that's where Hillary keeps her carbon copy of the family pact with the Devil.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 06, 2016 11:28 PM (6FqZa)

902 900 Posted by: Trimegistus at June 06, 2016 11:27 PM (45dXK)


*Tim Tebow Prayer Pose*

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:28 PM (g8Hfr)

903 "And John Denver was not a sniper in Vietnam?!?! It is like all those drunk discussions in college were full of shit!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2016 11:24 PM (3ZoRf) "

Dr. Ruth, on the other hand, was legitimately an Israeli sniper during the War of Independence.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 11:28 PM (kumBu)

904 Mooch's vag


A chewbacca mask, hate, and mothballs

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 11:29 PM (zOTsN)

905 John Denver was not a sniper in Vietnam?!?

That's an urban legend.

It was Korea.

Posted by: garrett at June 06, 2016 11:26 PM (6kxiP)

Taught Carlos Hathcock everything he knew.


And here I thought he had something to with dive bombers.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 06, 2016 11:29 PM (T/cxb)

906 so tonight's ONT brought to you by Deep Inside Yoko....


*shudder*

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:29 PM (g8Hfr)

907 "That's an urban legend.

It was Korea."


John Denver was a sniper in Korea?

Ages line up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 11:29 PM (6Ey7x)

908 I wonder what's happening in the Rice-LSU game.
NC State and Coastal Carolina are in a nail-biter.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 06, 2016 11:30 PM (T/5A0)

909 Captain Kangaroo? Was in the Marine Corps reserve, but was still in the states when Japan surrendered.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2016 11:30 PM (3ZoRf)

910 Obamas vag


Sand. Lots and lots of sand

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 11:30 PM (zOTsN)

911 " You're just beating a dead horse"

He's making a pun.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 11:31 PM (6Ey7x)

912 909 Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2016 11:30 PM (3ZoRf)

If he had told you he'd have had to kill you...

VIA PING PONG BALL!

//Mr. G Jeans

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:31 PM (g8Hfr)

913 864

Would it make you feel better if the story was about a G.I. Joe action figure stuck in a guy's ass?

Posted by: Slappy at June 06, 2016 11:15 PM (rtfSu)

I can think of worse alternatives.

Posted by: Optimus Prime at June 06, 2016 11:19 PM (3Liv/)

Yeah, a G.I. Joe action figure with all of its limbs outstretched.

Posted by: Slappy at June 06, 2016 11:32 PM (rtfSu)

914 Holy crap the butt stuff thred is closing in on 1k.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 11:32 PM (qUNWi)

915 Dr. Ruth, on the other hand, was legitimately an Israeli sniper during the War of Independence.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 06, 2016 11:28 PM (kumBu)

"Today, vee talk about zex and zex and minute of angle!"

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:32 PM (0mRoj)

916 1000

!!

Posted by: Jake at June 06, 2016 11:32 PM (YNyCj)

917 914 posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 11:32 PM (qUNWi)

and isn't this too the story of Bronko Bama?

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:32 PM (g8Hfr)

918 All this butt stuff, and nobody mentions me? I'm hurt. So. Hurt.

*sniff*

Posted by: Megan at June 06, 2016 11:33 PM (0mRoj)

919 >>Would it make you feel better if the story was about a G.I. Joe action figure stuck in a guy's ass?


Yes. Yes, it would.

Posted by: Gumby at June 06, 2016 11:33 PM (6kxiP)

920 Captain Kangaroo? Was in the Marine Corps reserve, but was still in the states when Japan surrendered.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2016 11:30 PM (3ZoRf)

----------

Without a combat record he never made it to Major Kangaroo.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 06, 2016 11:33 PM (sl+zA)

921 "Jimmy Stewart also secretly went on bombing missions over North Vietnam in order to gather more info for training protocols he was working on."



Brad Pitt? Matt Damon?


Yeah.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 11:33 PM (6Ey7x)

922
Captain Kangaroo? Was in the Marine Corps reserve, but was still in the states when Japan surrendered.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


I remember the old rumors that had him fighting in the Pacific with Lee Marvin.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 06, 2016 11:34 PM (IqV8l)

923 918: I'm the reigning Queen of Butt Stuff, you piker whore. Get out of here.

Posted by: Roxy Raye at June 06, 2016 11:34 PM (DW+jj)

924 921 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 11:33 PM (6Ey7x)

The funny thing is how often did Stewart play a straight up badass?

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:34 PM (g8Hfr)

925 924 921 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 11:33 PM (6Ey7x)

The funny thing is how often did Stewart play a straight up badass?
Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:34 PM (g8Hfr)

He did give old Mr. Potter what for in It's a Wonderful Life.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:35 PM (0mRoj)

926 33 The gay marriage argument was all about expanding the potential partner pool (i.e., mainstreaming/destigmatizing homosexuality).
Posted by: Mark at June 06, 2016 08:39 PM (vruxT)



ding ding ding.

now bend-over for your prize

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at June 06, 2016 11:35 PM (12kBq)

927 >>I'm the reigning Queen of Butt Stuff


Pwease.

Posted by: Barney Frank at June 06, 2016 11:36 PM (6kxiP)

928 Had a friend that died in an OV-1.

USA Grumman OV-1C Mohawk Sn. 61-02698 crashed in Georgia, USA. After take-off the pilot requested a return landing. When queried by the tower he reported that he had a runaway prop but didn't declare an emergency. During turn to final approach the aircraft crashed a half mile short of runway 29. Both the pilot and the Technical Observer attempted ejection but were unsuccessful because it was initiated outside the performance capabilities of the ejection seat.

They didn't have zero-zero ejection seats. He waited too late.

RIP Lawson Bittaker

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 11:37 PM (9mTYi)

929 "The funny thing is how often did Stewart play a straight up badass?"

"Bend in the River"

"Flight...."

"Bandolero"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 11:37 PM (6Ey7x)

930 NC State wearing camo uniforms in honor of DDay.
Now batting in bottom of the 8th.
Up 4-3 over Coastal Carolina.

I need a cookie.
All of this baseball is making me honggggrrrrry.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 06, 2016 11:38 PM (T/5A0)

931 928 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 11:37 PM (9mTYi)

Sorry to hear it....the O-1s were definitely from a different time.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:38 PM (g8Hfr)

932 Poor Maet must be getting his butt kicked by jet lag

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 11:38 PM (zOTsN)

933
Winchester 73
Man From Laramie

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 06, 2016 11:39 PM (IqV8l)

934 Stewart played Carbine Williams. Cool story .

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 06, 2016 11:39 PM (MNgU2)

935 Oh. We're back to celeb's service? I mention again, Don Herbert, 'Mr. Wizard'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 11:39 PM (9mTYi)

936 Lord, it is raining cats and dogs in Raleigh.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 06, 2016 11:39 PM (T/5A0)

937 He had a stretch where he was allowed to be "just tough" but mostly he was "everyman made tough by need"

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:40 PM (g8Hfr)

938 New PragerU course done by Mike Rowe.

Just awesome.

Posted by: thathalfrican - keeping people on their toes like they hate sittin' at June 06, 2016 11:40 PM (R5HRU)

939 932 Poor Maet must be getting his butt kicked by jet lag
Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 11:38 PM (zOTsN)

---------

Maet is probably in first class being waited on by six lovely geishas on the AoSHQ expense account.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 06, 2016 11:41 PM (sl+zA)

940 938 Posted by: thathalfrican - keeping people on their toes like they hate sittin' at June 06, 2016 11:40 PM (R5HRU)

Damn shame the right doesn't attack the academic legitimacy of grievance studies and offers to have the student loans forgiven if the student signs on to a RICO fraud case.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:41 PM (g8Hfr)

941 Lord, it is raining cats and dogs in Raleigh.


That's one of my favorite country songs.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 11:41 PM (qUNWi)

942 It's a good thing that we are all so comfortable with each other that we can openly discuss butt stuff.

Posted by: L, Elle at June 06, 2016 11:41 PM (6IPEM)

943 Lord, it is raining cats and dogs in Raleigh.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
----------

Hold it. You're in NC? Did I know that?

My regards to McCrory.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 11:42 PM (9mTYi)

944 Now, Audie Murphy is still a badass. In fact, I bet people expected him a decade after he died in '71 to crawl out of his coffin and machine gun some Germans.

Jeez.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2016 11:42 PM (3ZoRf)

945 "Winchester 73 "

I am embarrassed. (One of and in my opinion) the best Western ever made.

*Hangs head*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 11:42 PM (6Ey7x)

946 Posted by: sven10077 at June 06, 2016 11:41 PM (g8Hfr)

The last person on the right to attack the left on ideas was Reagan.

THe right sucks at this. They are constantly against interchangeable people but never address the ideas that create this shit.

Posted by: thathalfrican - keeping people on their toes like they hate sittin' at June 06, 2016 11:44 PM (R5HRU)

947 Somebody lose the keys to the blog?

Posted by: BignJames at June 06, 2016 11:44 PM (j7iSn)

948 Maet is probably in first class being waited on by six lovely geishas on the AoSHQ expense account.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 06, 2016 11:41 PM (sl+zA)

If it's on his AOSHQ account, he's on a beaten down old school bus with a half-dozen live chickens and a Mexican tranny hooker with a five-o-clock shadow that keeps trying to steal his wallet.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 06, 2016 11:44 PM (0mRoj)

949 Creepiest commercial on TV. Rate suckers. That Progressive Insurance commercial where sucker people jump on cars. Creepy.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 06, 2016 11:45 PM (MNgU2)

950 The NBC properties are declaring Hillary the presumptive nominee even in advance of tomorrow's primaries on the basis of leaks about switches by a few superdelegates.

This is so unprecedented that even the MSNBC talkng heads are questioning this "between the lines."

So are the NBC properties desperate for attention, or, more likely, Hillary's internal polling shows her losing CA and she wants to declare victory early.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 06, 2016 11:45 PM (bQxkN)

951 Mast is prolly stuffed in a cat crate in the cargo hold of Malaysia airlines version of UPS

Posted by: ThunderB at June 06, 2016 11:45 PM (zOTsN)

952 Mr. Wizard :

"... enlisted in the United States Army as a Private. Herbert later joined the United States Army Air Forces, took pilot training, and became a B-24 bomber pilot who flew 56 combat missions from Italy with the 767th Bomb Squadron, 461st Bomb Group of the Fifteenth Air Force. When Herbert was discharged in 1945 he was a Captain and had earned the Distinguished Flying Cross and the Air Medal with three oak leaf clusters."

Now... think about Bill Nye.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 11:45 PM (9mTYi)

953 943---Hold it. You're in NC? Did I know that?

My regards to McCrory.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2016 11:42 PM (9mTYi)
----------------------
LOL. No, just watching the NC State baseball game, which is being played there. If they win this, they go to the super-regionals.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 06, 2016 11:45 PM (T/5A0)

954 If I made the ONT it would just be a you tube of the fart scene from Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2016 11:46 PM (qUNWi)

955 There's an ONT.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 11:46 PM (6Ey7x)

956 945 "Winchester 73 "

I am embarrassed. (One of and in my opinion) the best Western ever made.

*Hangs head*
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 11:42 PM (6Ey7x)

I remember that movie. I always thought it was a strange line when a guy says something like "I hate Henrys (Henry Rifles), they take to long to kill anything."

That and the line "One in a million." referring to the rifle which is the plot point of the movie are most of what I remember.

Was that the one where the one guy is ricocheting bullets off a boulder behind a guy hiding behind a boulder in order to get him?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2016 11:47 PM (3ZoRf)

957 I can think of only two biographical movies where the subject plays himself. Audie Murphy and Howard Stern. Talk about complete opposites.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 06, 2016 11:47 PM (MNgU2)

958 I remember way back when in college when my BFF and I went to a bar just to have a drink and gossip and not be hit on. When a dude approached we'd get close a hug and snuggle and say " we're not interested in men." And they'd walk away. Good times. Good times.

Posted by: keena at June 06, 2016 11:48 PM (RiTnx)

959 @957. Woody Allen essentially does that in all his movies.

Posted by: keena at June 06, 2016 11:49 PM (RiTnx)

960 936
Lord, it is raining cats and dogs in Raleigh.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 06, 2016 11:39 PM (T/5A0)

Be sure to grab one of them to use as tomorrow's safe space pet

Posted by: chemjeff at June 06, 2016 11:52 PM (uAvJJ)

961 491 but all the girl has to bring to the table is that she's somewhat hot. And she's the one making the decision if it's going to go any farther.
***
So an interesting thing happens around 35-40 - the calculus changes.

Pretty girls rule the world when they are young...but for those that ride the carousel hitting that age means the ride starts to stop...and it is hard for them...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2016 10:04 PM (pibXr)

Then they try to find some beta chump to marry them.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2016 10:05 PM (DMWVF)

Then there's those lifelong marriages like mine and others here, in sickness and in health, until death do you part.

Quaint in the age of Trump, but they do exist.

Posted by: stace at June 07, 2016 12:01 AM (ozZau)

962 Lee Marvin was the real deal, wounded at Saipan in 1944.

Posted by: radar at June 07, 2016 12:02 AM (dv34Z)

963 Anyway, on the subject of this post.......I'm sure somewhere in the 962 previous comments someone already noted this, but wouldn't "straight" men having gay sex kind of blow that "it's all hardwired, you're born gay" line of thinking to smithereens?

Posted by: radar at June 07, 2016 12:07 AM (dv34Z)

964 274 ... refuses to eat anything with four legs.

Human has two legs. Need clarification.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 07, 2016 12:08 AM (FtrY1)

965 So after a 35 year recess I went and played some tabletop DnD Saturday. Fifth Edition is surprisingly fun to play...

There was an adorable young player -- about 14 and seemingly smart as a whip. Who couldn't add 9 and 5 in her head. But I bet she can tell you all about Manzanar, Tuskegee, and the Trail of Tears.

On the up side, she was playing a paladin who wanted to kill everything we met and take their stuff. Some things never change.

Posted by: Phunctor at June 07, 2016 12:15 AM (CKGil)

966 965 Posted by: Phunctor at June 07, 2016 12:15 AM (CKGil)

Funny that, you'd think SJW indoctrinated kids would play Paladins "right."

Posted by: sven10077 at June 07, 2016 12:24 AM (g8Hfr)

967 Lee Marvin was shot in the ass on Saipan.

Still the real thing.

Posted by: Oblig. at June 07, 2016 12:34 AM (iFGRa)

968 Me and my friends used to discuss this. Perfectly normal chick and she's obsessed with some useless asshole driving an old beater, no money, nobody likes, who's bad to her.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 06, 2016 10:51 PM (6Ey7x)


Hey! I drive old beaters. Where's all the hot wimmens?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2016 12:40 AM (GSdpU)

969 Gonna be a lot more homos while western civ women continue to be miserable cunts.

Posted by: Fred Z at June 07, 2016 12:43 AM (bD8F6)

970 The Good Mangina Project? No surprise that kind of tripe would come from there.

Posted by: salfter at June 07, 2016 12:49 AM (TNUE9)

971 @961

Submitted completely without snark:

I sincerely hope my daughters meet someone like you. I hope there are some men of character left.

Posted by: Daisy at June 07, 2016 01:05 AM (vaFpc)

972 Missed it by that much!

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at June 07, 2016 01:19 AM (FtrY1)

973 It is quite trendy in high school to declare one bi or gay and then date someone from the opposite gender and say you are open minded or pansexual (which means you will fuck anything that moves).

We are heading towards where ancient Rome was on this sort of thing. Late stage of the Empire. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Evi L. Bloggerlady at June 07, 2016 09:01 AM (hUf3d)

974 In the words of Adam Sandler's "Sex or Weightlifting" skit on "What the Hell Happened to Me?"

"That leads me to the conclusion that this man is either gay himself...or not straight."

"The world is schlock!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We8MeWpyBgA

Posted by: Grizzled Coastie at June 07, 2016 09:06 AM (GV08/)

975 These ghey men are obsessed with having sex with straight men. Dudes who experiment with other dudes aren't straight.

Posted by: John Constantine at June 07, 2016 10:06 AM (DdtyX)

976 To quote one of the great philosophers of the 20th century:
"There's no such thing as bisexual.
You either suck dick or you do not suck dick."
Andrew 'Dice' Clay

Posted by: mrt721 at June 07, 2016 10:24 AM (JeAp+)

977 I have no respect for any man who finds my squishy, pasty white ass arousing...

Posted by: Walknot at June 07, 2016 11:34 AM (FnHBZ)

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The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat