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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (6/4/16) [Misanthropic Humanitarian]
If you were here last night you know in the Upper Midwest "Summer" officially started with Memorial Day weekend. That means it is time to put away the winter things in the garage and bring out the summer things. As I was putting winter things away I thought of these fails. Are you familiar with any of these? Do you think Valu-Rite was involved?
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Never good when Abdul plays pork games with Amir and Mohammed. The good old invisible driver prank.
Food CDB has had some good chicken recipes lately. But, he hasn't covered the Colonel. Here are a few things about Colonel Harland Sanders and KFC. Irish child finds Meth in candy egg. No word if he washed it down with a Red Bulll. Cut it out boys, if we have to stop these ice cream trucks....... Tonight's ONT brought to you by the dangers of water.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: qdpsteve at June 04, 2016 10:17 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 04, 2016 10:17 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 04, 2016 10:17 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Flower Garland at June 04, 2016 10:17 PM (FmqCN)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2016 10:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 04, 2016 10:22 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 04, 2016 10:27 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 04, 2016 10:28 PM (voOPb)
Some fresh, hot pork cracklins and decent sweet tea
Offer wafflea, French fries, cheese and gravy combos for variety.
Posted by: Jean at June 04, 2016 10:29 PM (Doh4+)
Posted by: Jean at June 04, 2016 10:31 PM (Doh4+)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2016 10:31 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 04, 2016 10:31 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: (((MTF))), Amity and Enmity at June 04, 2016 10:31 PM (/m8T6)
Loosen skin with a long spoon, rub with salt, herbs, garlic under the skin. Then a smidge of baking powder and salt on top. Small slices in the fatty part of the skin. Let sit in the fridge overnight.
Preheat to 425', and place in oven for 30 min b-side down, flip b-side up, 30 min. May need to foil the ends of the legs to prevent burning.
Butterflying the bird removes a few steps, plus you can rack it in the broiler if the skin isn't browned enough at the end.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 04, 2016 10:32 PM (p2X2f)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 04, 2016 10:32 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Kalneva at June 04, 2016 10:32 PM (gqtXa)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2016 10:32 PM (39g3+)
I discovered that Smirnoff is better than my usual vodka Pinnacle.
Which is a little like finding out that McDonald's makes better coffee
than Starbucks.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 04, 2016 10:27 PM (VdICR)
Smirnoff is actually pretty good, and McDonalds coffee has always been good. Paying more doesn't necessarily mean you're getting a better product.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 04, 2016 10:33 PM (HalrA)
I like the Joe Buck/John Smoltz combo. Joe's not as good as his dad was, but he's pretty good, and Smolzie is great.
Beats when they had Tim McCarver up there.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2016 10:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 04, 2016 10:34 PM (GdFQh)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale GO at June 04, 2016 10:35 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: eman at June 04, 2016 10:35 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2016 10:35 PM (RrDm2)
Starbucks over-roasts their coffee, for me.
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Same here. Peet's Coffee is what I drink.
Posted by: iforgot at June 04, 2016 10:36 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2016 10:36 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Jean at June 04, 2016 10:36 PM (Doh4+)
Posted by: LittleBastard at June 04, 2016 10:37 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2016 10:37 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2016 10:38 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale GO at June 04, 2016 10:38 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 04, 2016 10:38 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 04, 2016 10:38 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 04, 2016 10:38 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2016 10:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: LittleBastard at June 04, 2016 10:37 PM (WlGX+)
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Ours has half-price Tuesdays. I don't know if they all do or not.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 04, 2016 10:39 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 04, 2016 10:40 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 04, 2016 10:40 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: Kalneva at June 04, 2016 10:40 PM (gqtXa)
My MIL refers to it as "Charbucks" - they over-roast their beans.
I hate it, too.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2016 10:40 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 04, 2016 10:40 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: eman at June 04, 2016 10:40 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 04, 2016 10:41 PM (dFi94)
Not here, its full price, all the time. Still worth it. They're on either side of town though, I don't get it often.
Those biscuits... And I can eat a whole bucket of popcorn chicken in one sitting.
I dream of a small house out in the country.
I dream of a cabin in the mountain forest, by a lake. Just me, Cake Girl, Anne Hathaway, Phoebe Cates, and Kate Upton.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2016 10:41 PM (39g3+)
$1 a cup and refills for as long as you care to sit there. For the record, Bunn brewer and JFG.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2016 10:42 PM (RrDm2)
Bad: Realizing you used the disconnector spring instead of the bolt catch spring when installing the bolt catch. (rookie mistake)
I may have to turn in my penis over this one.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale GO at June 04, 2016 10:42 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 04, 2016 10:42 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: eman at June 04, 2016 10:42 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2016 10:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 04, 2016 10:43 PM (dFi94)
But they took and rurn't their biscuits several years ago, just purely rurn't 'em, by adding cornmeal to the tops.
If I had wanted corn bread, Mr. Popeye, I'd a' went to some place that served it.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 04, 2016 10:43 PM (S/K55)
Posted by: Kalneva at June 04, 2016 10:43 PM (gqtXa)
Guess what your tax dollars go to fund? Franklin the Fair Housing Fox, a mascot for the government's Fair Housing Act!
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=11842
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 04, 2016 10:44 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 04, 2016 10:44 PM (S/K55)
But they took and rurn't their biscuits several years ago, just purely rurn't 'em, by adding cornmeal to the tops.
If I had wanted corn bread, Mr. Popeye, I'd a' went to some place that served it.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
****
I would live at Popeye's if they'd let me. The biscuits are meh. Still like them better than the Church's ones tho.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale GO at June 04, 2016 10:44 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2016 10:45 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: eman at June 04, 2016 10:42 PM (MQEz6)
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I guess I just don't get the whole "coffee out" thing. I make ten cups in the morning, takes about 7 minutes, I drink my ten cups and I'm good. Why do I have to go down the road to pay 6 dollars for coffee when I can get a whole thing of Folgers for 8 bucks?
Posted by: grammie winger at June 04, 2016 10:45 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 04, 2016 10:46 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2016 10:46 PM (39g3+)
I cornbread me biscuits
'cuz I like to lick it
I'm Popeye the Chicken Man!
(toot, toot)
Posted by: Mr. Popeye at June 04, 2016 10:46 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 04, 2016 10:47 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 04, 2016 10:48 PM (CNHr1)
Don't mean to brag but... ah the heck with it! I'm bragging!! I got THIS today at Best Buy. :-)
http://tinyurl.com/hyy5oyz
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 04, 2016 10:48 PM (ntObR)
I guess I just don't get the whole "coffee out" thing. I make ten cups in the morning, takes about 7 minutes, I drink my ten cups and I'm good. Why do I have to go down the road to pay 6 dollars for coffee when I can get a whole thing of Folgers for 8 bucks?
Posted by: grammie winger at June 04, 2016 10:45 PM (dFi94)
That's exactly what I do Grammie. If I need coffee when I'm out, I stop at Kwik trip. 93 cents for a 20 oz refill
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 04, 2016 10:48 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2016 10:31 PM (39g3+)
The way I always paid at Arby's was by getting sick as a dog afterwards....I stopped going about 35 years ago.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2016 10:49 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Captain Jean-Luc Picard at June 04, 2016 10:49 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 04, 2016 10:45 PM (dFi94)
I get it for free at work.
There are Starbucks machines on every floor of every building.
Posted by: eman at June 04, 2016 10:49 PM (MQEz6)
You know that news had to break at least a few lefty hearts.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 04, 2016 10:50 PM (ntObR)
I am fussy about my biscuits.
McDonald's biscuits are my favorite fast-food variety; when they're good, they're really, really good, and when they're not so good, they're still not bad.
Cracker Barrel also makes a fine biscuit when they cook them long enough.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 04, 2016 10:50 PM (S/K55)
How. Ev. Urrrrrrrr.
They went and done did away with the paper type coffee cup, and pour it into a stryofoam cup, nowdays.
Which makes for a nasty, chemical-ly tasting, coat-the-tongue-with-slime, foul concoction.
If you go in with your own travel mug, and make sure you get a pour from a fresh-brewed pot, I think you'd be amazed at how very good their coffee is.
But, I quit even bothering with all that, and just go into a local McD's, and get my brew.
Yes. I have too much blood in my coffeestream.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 04, 2016 10:50 PM (v5iqM)
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Keurig, where convenience meets crap. Those K-cups turn any brand of coffee or chocolate into brown-flavored hot water.
Posted by: iforgot at June 04, 2016 10:50 PM (5o5ek)
Drug the bag of dog food outside, put it secured storage, can we hope that bugger was inside the bag and is still not in the basement?
Posted by: Farmer at June 04, 2016 10:50 PM (o/90i)
I get it for free at work.
There are Starbucks machines on every floor of every building.
Posted by: eman at June 04, 2016 10:49 PM (MQEz6)
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But then you have to, like, go to work.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 04, 2016 10:51 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2016 10:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Adriane the Technology Critic ... at June 04, 2016 10:51 PM (AoK0a)
That's me with Arctic Circle. Got food poisoning from them. Never eaten there again, I've never puked so hard in my life.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2016 10:52 PM (39g3+)
Not here, its full price, all the time. Still worth it. They're on either side of town though, I don't get it often.
Those biscuits... And I can eat a whole bucket of popcorn chicken in one sitting.
I dream of a small house out in the country.
I dream of a cabin in the mountain forest, by a lake. Just me, Cake Girl, Anne Hathaway, Phoebe Cates, and Kate Upton.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2016 10:41 PM (39g3+)
You have lost your mind. Everyone knows that Cake Girl isn't real.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2016 10:52 PM (EzgxV)
You can make soft drinks with it; they've already got K-cups for Coke, DrPepper and a few others.
I've said before, but worth repeating: Okay, sounds good, but is it really so hard to just go to the store and get a 2-liter?
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 04, 2016 10:52 PM (ntObR)
Hope is not a strategy ...
Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at June 04, 2016 10:53 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 04, 2016 10:53 PM (S/K55)
I get it for free at work.
There are Starbucks machines on every floor of every building.
Posted by: eman at June 04, 2016 10:49 PM (MQEz6)
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But then you have to, like, go to work.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 04, 2016 10:51 PM (dFi94)
I'm available for adoption.
Posted by: eman at June 04, 2016 10:53 PM (MQEz6)
There are Starbucks machines
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eman, have you ever compared store-Starbucks with the machine Starbucks? I'm curious, because I've never met office coffee that was worth a second cup.
Posted by: iforgot at June 04, 2016 10:53 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 04, 2016 10:53 PM (6Ll1u)
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You did see the cartoon in morning thread, right?
http://preview.tinyurl.com/j3ytqto
http://preview.tinyurl.com/j3ytqto
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2016 10:53 PM (RrDm2)
I think you have to use silver bullets to immobilize them...
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 04, 2016 10:54 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 04, 2016 10:54 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2016 10:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 04, 2016 10:55 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: iforgot
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I use the aftermarket baskets and load my own.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2016 10:56 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 04, 2016 10:56 PM (ntObR)
I am fussy about my biscuits.
McDonald's biscuits are my favorite fast-food variety; when they're good, they're really, really good, and when they're not so good, they're still not bad.
Cracker Barrel also makes a fine biscuit when they cook them long enough.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 04, 2016 10:50 PM (S/K55)
In NC, they've got a chain called "Biscuitville". I like to get breakfast there when I'm in the area.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2016 10:57 PM (EzgxV)
There are Starbucks machines
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eman, have you ever compared store-Starbucks with the machine Starbucks? I'm curious, because I've never met office coffee that was worth a second cup.
Posted by: iforgot at June 04, 2016 10:53 PM (5o5ek)
I like the machine coffee enough to drink it for free and avoid the store stuff like carny clowns.
The machine stuff is better, not by too much, and I'm not sure why.
Posted by: eman at June 04, 2016 10:57 PM (MQEz6)
Is barrel cleaning solution ever *in* stock?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 04, 2016 10:57 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 04, 2016 10:58 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2016 10:59 PM (RrDm2)
86 Cake girl lives! I follow her on Twitter. She's marrying that unworthy douchebag Ryan, apparently. The jerk.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2016 10:54 PM (39g3+)
Maybe he will be eaten by a lion or a few dozen weasels.
Tragically, of course.
Posted by: eman at June 04, 2016 10:59 PM (MQEz6)
Oh for sure. It's done intentionally to make things more consistent. Blech
Posted by: Lauren at June 04, 2016 11:00 PM (9AUnb)
86 Cake girl lives! I follow her on Twitter. She's marrying that unworthy douchebag Ryan, apparently. The jerk.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2016 10:54 PM (39g3+)
Her bachelorette party is tonight so you still have a bit of time.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 04, 2016 11:01 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: rickl at June 04, 2016 11:01 PM (sdi6R)
I wanted to start a surf & turf place called Where Buoy Meets Grill.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 04, 2016 11:01 PM (PLnZs)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2016 11:01 PM (39g3+)
That's me with Arctic Circle. Got food poisoning from them. Never eaten there again, I've never puked so hard in my life.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2016 10:52 PM (39g3+)
I got massively sick after leaving my cousin's birthday party and having Der Wienerschnitzel on the way home -- never ate a hot dog or anything from DW again from that day to this....despite it being nearly a lock that it was one of the other guests at the birthday party.
But Arby's was several times in several locations over several years.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2016 11:01 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: rickl at June 04, 2016 11:01 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2016 10:57 PM (EzgxV)
Lord have mercy, I'd weigh 400 pounds if I lived by a place like that.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 04, 2016 11:01 PM (S/K55)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 04, 2016 11:01 PM (CNHr1)
I can see it now: the Kardashia all tweeting duckface frowny faced selfies with their house in flames in the background "OMG
Just lost my fav Xtain Louboutins, you guys!!"Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2016 11:02 PM (NOIQH)
I was going to be the stripper for that party but I can't dance. And I don't have a hot bod. And I'm old. And its in the wrong city.
But I was this close!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2016 11:02 PM (39g3+)
I also use my drip brewer that my husband got me for Christmas but it's a bit of a production.
Posted by: Lauren at June 04, 2016 11:03 PM (9AUnb)
Posted by: andycanuck
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My favorite bar name - Last Ditch Chance Saloon
Been there, too.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2016 11:03 PM (RrDm2)
I loved your story about your kitteh plates in the other thread
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 04, 2016 11:03 PM (S/K55)
Is everyone reading the Journal of American Greatness? My favorite coinage of theirs is "the Davoisie."
http://journalofamericangreatness.blogspot.com/
P.S., some of their stuff is too deep and weighty for me. I haven't read all the historians and philosophers they refer to.
Posted by: iforgot at June 04, 2016 11:04 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: eman at June 04, 2016 11:04 PM (MQEz6)
Mis Hum's not here, man.
Posted by: cheech n. chong at June 04, 2016 11:04 PM (PLnZs)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2016 10:54 PM (39g3+)
What about the pole-vaulter? Allison Stokke?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2016 11:04 PM (EzgxV)
Don: "Before I start the next song, I'd just like to say a few words about fracking..."
(((stage immediately flooded in a hailstorm of grapefruits)))
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 04, 2016 11:05 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Jewells45
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Doing a duet with some chick right now..
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2016 11:05 PM (RrDm2)
Salutations Horde of Plenty.
It's been a bit....
Posted by: Hillbillyking at June 04, 2016 11:05 PM (L/Imm)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 04, 2016 11:05 PM (voOPb)
I think they're the same age but Allison makes me feel really guilty and pervy for some reason. She seems younger, somehow.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2016 11:06 PM (39g3+)
I was going to be the stripper for that party but I can't dance. And I don't have a hot bod. And I'm old. And its in the wrong city.
But I was this close!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2016 11:02 PM (39g3+)
And you know she knows about her popularity here right.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 04, 2016 11:06 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Chi at June 04, 2016 11:06 PM (iVfu6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 04, 2016 11:06 PM (ntObR)
Don: "Before I start the next song, I'd just like to say a few words about fracking..."
Uncle Bernie says he will ban fracking nationwide if elected.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 04, 2016 11:06 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 04, 2016 11:07 PM (ntObR)
My favorite restaurant name is I Don't Care.
Think about it.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 04, 2016 11:07 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 04, 2016 11:07 PM (S/K55)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 04, 2016 11:07 PM (6Ll1u)
As good as it sounds, *please* don't do it.
I want to live to see my 60th birthday.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 04, 2016 11:07 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 04, 2016 11:07 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: eman at June 04, 2016 11:08 PM (MQEz6)
We are okay people here, honest, Cake Girl! We aren't really going through your trash.
much.
tonight.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2016 11:08 PM (39g3+)
Now when Arby's want to, uh, "terminate" someone, they ask them to come into the back room and you never see them again... :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 04, 2016 11:08 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 04, 2016 11:08 PM (CNHr1)
The machine stuff is better, not by too much, and I'm not sure why.
Posted by: eman at June 04, 2016 10:57 PM (MQEz6)
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Huh. It's probably not worth the trouble to do a chemical analysis, but it rates a Huh.
Posted by: iforgot at June 04, 2016 11:08 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 04, 2016 11:09 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2016 11:09 PM (RrDm2)
I saw that one. They should serve really horrible food just to make women stop saying that.
He: Where do you want to go?
She: Anywhere but that last place, please!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2016 11:09 PM (39g3+)
Natalie Maines needs to retire quickly. And by "retire," I mean die of a really, really painful illness.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 04, 2016 11:09 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2016 11:08 PM (39g3
She'd fit in fine here
*and I'd fit in fine there
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 04, 2016 11:09 PM (hlMPp)
There was some nice cleavage in a red top behind right-handed batters' closeup shots at the Jays-Boston game this afternoon. I'm glad most batters are righties!
Posted by: andycanuck at June 04, 2016 11:10 PM (PLnZs)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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We've got the meat !
Posted by: James Earl Jones at June 04, 2016 11:10 PM (RrDm2)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/739148468090986496
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/739148598085079040
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/739148730423771136
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/739148910158053376
Posted by: kbdabear at June 04, 2016 11:10 PM (VShJj)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 04, 2016 11:11 PM (PLnZs)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 04, 2016 11:11 PM (GDulk)
The local card club/casino that I frequent way too often to lose money at poker, Hawaiian Gardens Casino ("The Gardens"), is going to host a Hooters waitress swimsuit pageant in a few days.
Not kidding, they've got signs up and everything.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 04, 2016 11:11 PM (ntObR)
I reckon a live UFC thread, with copious application of ethanol infused consumption would be worth it.
Or I could simply be projecting.....
OR thats what ONT is for.....hmmmm......
Posted by: Hillbillyking at June 04, 2016 11:11 PM (L/Imm)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/739149056497319937
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/739149198206046208
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/739149362887045120
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/739149503039713280
Posted by: kbdabear at June 04, 2016 11:13 PM (VShJj)
With Bean-A-Roni, the San Francesco treat!!!
Posted by: andycanuck at June 04, 2016 11:13 PM (PLnZs)
And, btw, it uses chips. It says not to use pellets or chunks. Of course, it's also possible that I might accidentally drop some sprigs of rosemary in there....
So, what should I be thinking of?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2016 11:13 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Chi at June 04, 2016 11:14 PM (iVfu6)
I would have to google to find out what UFC is.
Posted by: iforgot at June 04, 2016 11:14 PM (5o5ek)
https://westcoasthooters.ticketleap.com/
hooters-pageant-preview--casino-night/
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 04, 2016 11:15 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: DudeAbiding at June 04, 2016 11:15 PM (Y7Ajm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 04, 2016 11:15 PM (ntObR)
Huh. Thought they had retired. Not like they've been very popular since the backlash, followed by the Lefty love, followed by the "Dixie what now?"
Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2016 11:15 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2016 11:16 PM (39g3+)
I loved your story about your kitteh plates in the other thread
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 04, 2016 11:03 PM (S/K55)
Aw, thanks! After I posted it, I realized it had turned into a horse thread and I felt out of place.
Posted by: rickl at June 04, 2016 11:16 PM (sdi6R)
The sane bro-in-law and sister are coming over in a few weeks, I'm gonna try and both smoke *and* barbecue some baby back ribs and salmon.
The BIL was here at my place just yesterday showing me how to do it...
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 04, 2016 11:16 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 04, 2016 11:16 PM (6Ll1u)
Beachhead is Panama City.
10yrs, Bo-who will be met with blank-Duke induced stares across the Sunshine state.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at June 04, 2016 11:17 PM (L/Imm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 04, 2016 11:17 PM (ntObR)
The local card club/casino that I frequent way too often to lose money at poker, Hawaiian Gardens Casino ("The Gardens"), is going to host a Hooters waitress swimsuit pageant in a few days.
Not kidding, they've got signs up and everything.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 04, 2016 11:11 PM (ntObR)
When you think of how much effort the Commies put into pretending that happy skimpily-clad females are pleasant for males to look at and that said females generally enjoy tasteful appreciation, it's amazing.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2016 11:17 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 04, 2016 11:18 PM (PLnZs)
Posted by: Jack Hanna at June 04, 2016 11:18 PM (gwG9s)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 04, 2016 11:19 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Some have finally faded away. I hesitate to mention her name, but, Joan Baez. Of course, she must be 80 by now.
Posted by: James Earl Jones at June 04, 2016 11:19 PM (J3phO)
The sane bro-in-law and sister are coming over in a few weeks, I'm gonna try and both smoke *and* barbecue some baby back ribs and salmon.
The BIL was here at my place just yesterday showing me how to do it...
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 04, 2016 11:16 PM (ntObR)
Well, how do you do it?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2016 11:19 PM (EzgxV)
I admit I love her version of "The Night They Drove Dixie Down."
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 04, 2016 11:20 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 04, 2016 11:21 PM (syGA0)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2016 11:21 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 04, 2016 11:21 PM (VdICR)
And me not there to experience it; it's a damn shame.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 04, 2016 11:22 PM (S/K55)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 04, 2016 11:22 PM (IqV8l)
Actually as I recall it, you get the charcoals gray, then you add on some soaked (but not dripping) apple chips. Place these heat agents on *one side* of the barbecue and place your meat on the other side. Make sure your vent is open, close the lid and let 'er rip for several hours.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 04, 2016 11:22 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 04, 2016 11:23 PM (ntObR)
***
Must be a mountaineer.....ask me how I know.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 04, 2016 11:23 PM (lutOX)
I admit I love her version of "The Night They Drove Dixie Down."
I'll stick with the Band's version. So sad.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2016 11:23 PM (39g3+)
Shit's been toned down since its heyday.....ha.
BUT. It's now the precise violence that will shock you at it's speed of application.
These dudes (an ladies) are simply magisterial.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at June 04, 2016 11:24 PM (L/Imm)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA
They're going to give me an ulcer.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 04, 2016 11:21 PM (syGA0)
Nephew was adamant about watching it but he conked out
Fuck fuck fuck
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 04, 2016 11:24 PM (hlMPp)
***
Must be a mountaineer.....ask me how I know.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 04, 2016 11:23 PM (lutOX)
I am back to getting you two confused.....
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 04, 2016 11:24 PM (S/K55)
Continued happy post-MemDay weekend.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 04, 2016 11:24 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 04, 2016 11:25 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 04, 2016 11:26 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 04, 2016 11:26 PM (syGA0)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2016 11:27 PM (39g3+)
Nice link Uncle Palp....
That fine Peace Officer has a staff position awaitin him in the Kingdom anytime....
Dare I ask.... LET'S GO!! ?
Posted by: Hillbillyking at June 04, 2016 11:27 PM (L/Imm)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 04, 2016 11:28 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 04, 2016 11:28 PM (S/K55)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 04, 2016 11:29 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 04, 2016 11:30 PM (PLnZs)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 04, 2016 11:31 PM (syGA0)
I would have to google to find out what UFC is.
Posted by: iforgot
Utah Fried Chicken
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 04, 2016 11:22 PM (IqV8l)
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And we live-blog it? Are you sure the F stands for Fried?
Posted by: iforgot at June 04, 2016 11:32 PM (5o5ek)
Actually as I recall it, you get the charcoals gray, then you add on some soaked (but not dripping) apple chips. Place these heat agents on *one side* of the barbecue and place your meat on the other side. Make sure your vent is open, close the lid and let 'er rip for several hours.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 04, 2016 11:22 PM (ntObR)
Ah....I've done something similar, but that's what I'm trying to get away from with this smoker. We have a 3 burner propane grill. First, I turn the left zone as high as it goes until the temperature gauge on the right shows I'm hot. Then, turn off the left zone and turn on the right zone at ultra-low. Throw selected garden clippings on the left side and stuff you want to eat on the right side.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2016 11:32 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Hillbillyking at June 04, 2016 11:27 PM (L/Imm)
***
Born and raised in West-by-God Virginia, and only we know of the place...
Scots Depot - pronounced 'Scotch Deepo,' you flat-landers - was the closest between us and family, and we always stopped.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 04, 2016 11:32 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
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Same here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2016 11:32 PM (J3phO)
Posted by: iforgot
****
Ultimate Fricacy Championship
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale GO at June 04, 2016 11:32 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2016 11:33 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 04, 2016 11:31 PM (syGA0)
The Goodyear blimp has been circling around all afternoon. I've been thinking of Caligirl.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2016 11:34 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 04, 2016 11:24 PM (S/K55)
***
Simple, one of us is a fine, upstanding citizen, and the other is yours truly.
Not a lot of Mountaineers out there, but there's more than two of us, I'm sure.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 04, 2016 11:34 PM (lutOX)
I use the aftermarket baskets and load my own.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2016 10:56 PM (RrDm2)
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(strokes chin) Is this easier than ol' fashioned brewed coffee?
Posted by: iforgot at June 04, 2016 11:34 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2016 11:34 PM (39g3+)
The Goodyear blimp has been circling around all afternoon. I've been thinking of Caligirl.
Posted by: cthulhu
Is Bruce Dern piloting it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 04, 2016 11:35 PM (IqV8l)
Bojangles have much better biscuits imo
Posted by: bill-o at June 04, 2016 11:35 PM (nE/OV)
Posted by: Hillbillyking at June 04, 2016 11:27 PM (L/Imm)
***
Born and raised in West-by-God Virginia, and only we know of the place...
Scots Depot - pronounced 'Scotch Deepo,' you flat-landers - was the closest between us and family, and we always stopped.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 04, 2016 11:32 PM (lutOX)
Maternal grampa is buried in Parkersburg.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2016 11:35 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 04, 2016 11:35 PM (T/cxb)
Memorial Day means something completely different on Pensacola Beach, not exactly what an old vet like me would want it to be.
Tonight I'm catching Specks off my neighbors dock light while lightning rolls in off the Gulf. Not much else matters, not elections, freaks in the Target bathrooms, SMOD, etc...
Life goes on.
Posted by: Drewbicle at June 04, 2016 11:36 PM (dMVE9)
Posted by: Natalie Splains at June 04, 2016 11:36 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2016 11:35 PM (EzgxV)
***
It's a funny thing - I do come across people all over with WV ties in one form or another. Which is odd, 'cause the place is pretty well depopulated.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 04, 2016 11:37 PM (lutOX)
The Goodyear blimp has been circling around all afternoon. I've been thinking of Caligirl.
Posted by: cthulhu
Is Bruce Dern piloting it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 04, 2016 11:35 PM (IqV8l)
Dunno. It's been circling over San Jose and not more scenic areas to the north.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2016 11:37 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2016 11:35 PM (EzgxV)
***
It's a funny thing - I do come across people all over with WV ties in one form or another. Which is odd, 'cause the place is pretty well depopulated.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 04, 2016 11:37 PM (lutOX)
That's why it's so easy to encounter them everywhere else.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2016 11:38 PM (EzgxV)
I use the aftermarket baskets and load my own.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2016 10:56 PM (RrDm2)
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(strokes chin) Is this easier than ol' fashioned brewed coffee?
Posted by: iforgot at June 04, 2016 11:34 PM (5o5ek)
Seems like it oughta be, but I'm sure there's at least one Moron that'd read that "load my own", and try to run coffee grounds through the powder hopper on a Dillon 550, and....well.... look I don't wanna talk about it right now, okay?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 04, 2016 11:38 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: iforgot
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Not really. But it's handy for making small quantities. I pack one of the basket jam full, brew it into a 24 oz. styrofoam cup, pop a lid on it, then decant and re-heat. That gets me through the morning, then see 44.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2016 11:38 PM (J3phO)
Just make sure to stop by before 7pm.
We shut the shutters eeeaaarrrlllyyy aroun here...
Probably has sumthin to do with the designated sippin time for shine on the porch laws or sumthin....
As you well know. (Big Smile)
Posted by: Hillbillyking at June 04, 2016 11:40 PM (L/Imm)
Super easy when you don't have to make more than a cup at a time.
Posted by: garrett at June 04, 2016 11:40 PM (6kxiP)
Jim
------------
A pinch of gunpowder in campfire coffee is a tradition.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2016 11:40 PM (J3phO)
Most good as breakfast road food, 'cause the grease from the sausages adds to the flavor.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 04, 2016 11:40 PM (X35Yt)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2016 11:38 PM (EzgxV)
***
Could be....
My great grandmother used to say it shamed her that we send more young people to the other states than we ever did send them coal.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 04, 2016 11:41 PM (lutOX)
I ain't got nobody, nobody cares for me
Nobody, nobody cares for me
I'm so sad and lonely
Sad and lonely, sad and lonely
Won't some sweet mama
Come and take a chance with me
'Cause I ain't so bad
Posted by: Insomniac at June 04, 2016 11:41 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: t-bird at June 04, 2016 11:43 PM (Z58Xa)
Trying to remember how many times the rabbit goes around the tree before he ducks back in the hole.
Posted by: garrett at June 04, 2016 11:43 PM (6kxiP)
As you well know. (Big Smile)
Posted by: Hillbillyking at June 04, 2016 11:40 PM (L/Imm)
***
Rigorously enforced by the Baptist sheriff, who is also your go-to guy if you're new in the county and don't have a regular shiner you can trust.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 04, 2016 11:43 PM (lutOX)
Spent plenty of time there & Clarksburg as a kid.
Fired my first gun there - Dad's 30-30. Wasn't much left of the groundhog, but he and his uncle Bob were mighty impressed with the shot.
Posted by: Chi at June 04, 2016 11:43 PM (iVfu6)
Posted by: Kalneva at June 04, 2016 11:43 PM (gqtXa)
Tried the one in High Point last time I was there. Mot bad at all.
Posted by: bill-o at June 04, 2016 11:44 PM (nE/OV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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I have a theory about that, by the way.
The sulphur keeps you regular, the charcoal is good for indigestion, and the saltpeter helps keep the cows from gettin nervous.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2016 11:44 PM (J3phO)
Right after we brew our coffee and get that first excellent cup, I shut the pot off.
No more bitter coffee.Seems that is one of the few things you can nuke without ruining.
And we still use an el cheapo Mr Coffee.
Unless we're camping, then the ancient drip pot comes out.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 04, 2016 11:44 PM (X35Yt)
Posted by: Chi at June 04, 2016 11:43 PM (iVfu6)
***
Them thuddy-thuddy's is small, but they get the job done just fine.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 04, 2016 11:45 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2016 11:46 PM (J3phO)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 04, 2016 11:46 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 04, 2016 11:46 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2016 11:34 PM (39g3+)
What's weird is that all the members of The Band were Canadian except for Levon Helm.
Posted by: rickl at June 04, 2016 11:46 PM (sdi6R)
So's my oven. You see what it does to a turkey.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale GO at June 04, 2016 11:47 PM (hVdx9)
Whole freakin' state more or less shuts down the first week of buck season.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 04, 2016 11:47 PM (lutOX)
Spent plenty of time there & Clarksburg as a kid.
Fired my first gun there - Dad's 30-30. Wasn't much left of the groundhog, but he and his uncle Bob were mighty impressed with the shot.
Posted by: Chi at June 04, 2016 11:43 PM (iVfu6)
IIRC, my mom was born in Clarksburg.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 04, 2016 11:47 PM (EzgxV)
Uncle Palp,
I'm close to the HOTEL that Jimmy J, the billionaire deadbeat, owns.
Land of no stop lights an it's a glorious fuckin thing.
Many a fond memory from days down Hurrr-Can way.
I raise the jar to ya. H/T...
Posted by: Hillbillyking at June 04, 2016 11:49 PM (L/Imm)
So does Pennsylvania. Or at least it did 15 years ago. Almost as a big a shut-down for the start of bear season too, if I remember correctly.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 04, 2016 11:50 PM (GDulk)
Henley is an epic douche but that is a great song.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 04, 2016 11:50 PM (syGA0)
Posted by: Hillbillyking at June 04, 2016 11:50 PM (L/Imm)
****
And to you, good sir.
**pours the honored guest a slug of the good stuff, not that cheap crap he saves for most company***
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 04, 2016 11:51 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2016 11:53 PM (J3phO)
We ain't got nothin' like that in Rawl, let me tell ya.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 04, 2016 11:54 PM (S/K55)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 04, 2016 11:55 PM (6Ll1u)
For the past few days, it's taken forever to load, and Leif crashing tablet. I've even got redirects to shady looking contests yelling me I'm a lucky winner.
Posted by: Luke at June 04, 2016 11:59 PM (cVj3P)
Posted by: amy schumer's dildo at June 04, 2016 11:59 PM (6FqZa)
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Spring mating season for hamsters, they get distracted.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2016 12:00 AM (J3phO)
Posted by: rickl at June 05, 2016 12:01 AM (sdi6R)
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Spring mating season for hamsters, they get distracted.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2016 12:00 AM (J3phO)
Love blooms in the cedar shavings. It's a beautiful and life-affirming time.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 05, 2016 12:01 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale GO at June 05, 2016 12:02 AM (hVdx9)
Tried KFC, disliked it. Tried Popeye's, was okay. But it ain't Church's Chicken, so it comes in second.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 05, 2016 12:03 AM (nNCAz)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2016 12:03 AM (S/K55)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale GO at June 05, 2016 12:03 AM (hVdx9)
I wish the slow comment rate was because people were checking out *my* site. At least that would make up for the lack of Horde zing.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 05, 2016 12:05 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: Luke at June 04, 2016 11:59 PM (cVj3P)
*****
Disable Javascript when you come here and all will be well.
Evening all.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 05, 2016 12:05 AM (YLidQ)
I was thinking about looking in to buying a franchise, that's how much I miss it.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2016 12:05 AM (S/K55)
Pro Tip : Close up some of those Pornhub Windows.
Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2016 12:05 AM (6kxiP)
Tried KFC, disliked it. Tried Popeye's, was okay. But it ain't Church's Chicken, so it comes in second.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 05, 2016 12:03 AM (nNCAz)
I was always a fan of Pioneer Chicken back in the day...
Posted by: The Avian Hat at June 05, 2016 12:06 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: lowtech redneck at June 05, 2016 12:07 AM (KF8B+)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
****
Three words
Topless female pics
They don't have to be yours. I mean, this is the horde we are talking about here.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale GO at June 05, 2016 12:07 AM (hVdx9)
I wish the slow comment rate was because people were checking out *my* site. At least that would make up for the lack of Horde zing.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 05, 2016 12:05 AM (GDulk)
OK, I checked it out. It looks nice.
What's a "Backpack Buddy"?
Posted by: rickl at June 05, 2016 12:08 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2016 12:08 AM (6Ll1u)
Time for the old folk. Still chasing a tank unit.
Remember, y'all,we are Americans, so that head is held HIGH--even more so during these times.
Cherish our country as you know it under the layer of filth on it now.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 05, 2016 12:09 AM (X35Yt)
Posted by: garrett
****
I do that after I leave here thank-you-very-much.
Don't want the HQ interfering with my porn viewing.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale GO at June 05, 2016 12:09 AM (hVdx9)
I wish the slow comment rate was because people were checking out *my* site. At least that would make up for the lack of Horde zing.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 05, 2016 12:05 AM (GDulk)
OK, I checked it out. It looks nice.
What's a "Backpack Buddy"?
Posted by: rickl at June 05, 2016 12:08 AM (sdi6R)
I think it's like a trunk monkey.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 05, 2016 12:09 AM (0mRoj)
Yeah....somehow topless female pics aren't *quite* the tone I'm trying to achieve at a site about preventing/fighting modern slavery.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 05, 2016 12:09 AM (GDulk)
Black Sunday:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EolqMkHyVuI
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 05, 2016 12:09 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2016 12:10 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 05, 2016 12:11 AM (VdICR)
A distinctly odd little doll with *two* smiling faces and a key ring on his head. Teens seem to think he's cute, and they'd already been sent so I figured I'd take a chance and see if he sells.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 05, 2016 12:12 AM (GDulk)
I was at $.10 beer night. I went with seven friends. We had just bought a case from a vendor and sat down, way back behind home plate when all hell broke loose. Thank god we had just bought the beer, because we were of a mind to streak the field.
And Billy Martin is still an asshole. The Tribe was about to mount a comeback, I contend he rushed the field to cause the forfeit.
Good times, good times...
Posted by: Browndog at June 05, 2016 12:12 AM (ccfl2)
Damn straight.
I call it livin in the real world.
Pissin off the porch, Homeowner Association means the Warrior Queen & I discuss what we're gonna do (thats the extent), the spawn are educated in a Very hands on fashion at an early age where their food comes from....
Critical Thinking is, really, still part of school curriculum. Imagine that city folk.
As for problems, of course we have em.
But I'll take the "downside" of being country every day of the week and twice on Sunday.
Just my organically enhance shine opinion.
Good times tonight Horde. Appreciate y'all.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at June 05, 2016 12:13 AM (L/Imm)
On your George Foreman grill, I hope.
Posted by: Chi at June 05, 2016 12:13 AM (iVfu6)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
****
I disagree. The more eyes you pull in the better. I mean the average LIV has an attention span measured in nanoseconds. Whatever it takes to bring them in helps. Welcome to the Stupid Time To Be Alive.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale GO at June 05, 2016 12:14 AM (hVdx9)
Yeah....somehow topless female pics aren't *quite* the tone I'm trying to achieve at a site about preventing/fighting modern slavery.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 05, 2016 12:09 AM (GDulk)
Would you believe self-assertive, enlightened, empowered topless female pics????
Posted by: Maxwell Smart at June 05, 2016 12:14 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 05, 2016 12:14 AM (T/cxb)
Hate to see a good steak
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 05, 2016 12:16 AM (v5iqM)
On your George Foreman grill, I hope.
Posted by: Chi at June 05, 2016 12:13 AM (iVfu6)
Nah, just pan seared. I'm in "using up BBQ sauces with 2 T left in the bottle that are infesting the fridge" mode.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2016 12:17 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Sixkiller at June 05, 2016 12:19 AM (pcyHg)
In case nobody answered your question, UFC is Ultimate Fighting Championship...it's mixed martial arts.
Posted by: Sixkiller at June 05, 2016 12:20 AM (pcyHg)
Actually, I was surprised that there wasn't a post dedicated to him today.
Even more surprising, no D-Day thread.
Posted by: Chi at June 05, 2016 12:21 AM (iVfu6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 05, 2016 12:22 AM (IqV8l)
Never get a great cup out of it, though. Good. But never great.
It's now in the camp / boat kit.
Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2016 12:24 AM (6kxiP)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 05, 2016 12:25 AM (syGA0)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 05, 2016 12:26 AM (GDulk)
a PBS station has been running D-Day special all day.
Posted by: Chi at June 05, 2016 12:26 AM (iVfu6)
Hate to see a good steak ruined utterly incinerated.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 05, 2016 12:16 AM (v5iqM)
I think I could teach Chemjeff to do nice steaks with only ONE demonstration.....if he weren't so traumatized by all you guys ribbing on him.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2016 12:27 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 05, 2016 12:27 AM (DW+jj)
In case nobody answered your question, UFC is Ultimate Fighting Championship...it's mixed martial arts.
Posted by: Sixkiller at June 05, 2016 12:20 AM (pcyHg)
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why thank you, sixkiller. I never did get over to google, and now you've saved me from giving them the $.00000000000001.
Posted by: iforgot at June 05, 2016 12:27 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2016 12:27 AM (ry34m)
On the other hand, the Met has been resting on its laurels for the last two decades. So...
Posted by: Kalneva at June 05, 2016 12:27 AM (gqtXa)
Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2016 12:24 AM (6kxiP)
It's all in the process. I don't follow their instructions. I pour about 25 percent of the water in first...let it 'de-gas' for about 30 seconds. Then I fill up the tube, stir for 10 seconds, and let it sit for a minute. Then I use the press portion, taking about 10 seconds to do it.
I think the result is every bit as good as my regular french press. And since the wife is a decaf drinker, I use the aero press for me.
Posted by: Sixkiller at June 05, 2016 12:27 AM (pcyHg)
Since someone mentioned D-Day, here's a sneak peek at tomorrow's EZ Dog Journal. Lots happening in Italy in the days before D-Day at Normandy.
June 5, 1944
Rome is ours. We have it surrounded and occupied. The natives are delirious with joy. What with flag waving and flower throwing and shouting and ringing it is a great show. Our battery moved from Velletri to the fair grounds SW of Rome.
As soon as we closed in the new area 'Ace' [Taylor] took me for a flight over Rome. The main streets were thronged with people. The entrance to Vatican City was so crowded with people that we couldn't see the ground. This was the Pope's address welcoming the Allies. A lucky flight for us because flying over the Vatican is strictly forbidden. However this was a special occasion and passed uncensored.
Rome is not badly bombed. Only the railroad yards show any amount of bombing. Our troops are moving well out with little opposition. All troops are advancing straight up the axis on rather narrow division fronts. The Air Corps is still raisinng Cain in the rear areas. Gerry seems very confused and disorganized.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 05, 2016 12:28 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Chi at June 05, 2016 12:28 AM (iVfu6)
Posted by: cthulhu
****
I imagine a steak he cooks to just go FOOM! A little mushroom cloud arises from the pan.
He does not incinerate, he obliterates.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale GO at June 05, 2016 12:28 AM (hVdx9)
I just caught that one Uncle P..... HA!
Mosoon's are playin hell with my satelite coverage....
Posted by: Hillbillyking at June 05, 2016 12:28 AM (L/Imm)
Posted by: speedster1 at June 05, 2016 12:29 AM (vUcdz)
with only ONE demonstration.....if he weren't so traumatized by all you
guys ribbing on him.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2016 12:27 AM (EzgxV)
I have a BiL that prefers steaks like CJ. No pink ANYWHERE! (Might as well feed him hamburger.) When I slice open my medium rare ribeye, he looks sick to his stomach.
Posted by: Sixkiller at June 05, 2016 12:30 AM (pcyHg)
Posted by: cthulhu
****
I imagine a steak he cooks to just go FOOM! A little mushroom cloud arises from the pan.
He does not incinerate, he obliterates.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale GO at June 05, 2016 12:28 AM (hVdx9)
Every winner has previously failed.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2016 12:30 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 05, 2016 12:22 AM (IqV8l)
Good to know...
Posted by: Hitler at June 05, 2016 12:31 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 05, 2016 12:31 AM (WTSFk)
My dad freaking buzzed the freaking Pope in a freaking two-seater Stinson observation plane!!!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 05, 2016 12:32 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 05, 2016 12:32 AM (WTSFk)
with only ONE demonstration.....if he weren't so traumatized by all you
guys ribbing on him.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2016 12:27 AM (EzgxV)
I have a BiL that prefers steaks like CJ. No pink ANYWHERE! (Might as well feed him hamburger.) When I slice open my medium rare ribeye, he looks sick to his stomach.
Posted by: Sixkiller at June 05, 2016 12:30 AM (pcyHg)
I don't think CJ was seeking to accomplish the charred mass he produced.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2016 12:32 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 05, 2016 12:33 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 05, 2016 12:33 AM (WTSFk)
help
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 05, 2016 12:32 AM (WTSFk)
What's slippin'?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2016 12:33 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 05, 2016 12:34 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at June 05, 2016 12:34 AM (92ruB)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 05, 2016 12:34 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 05, 2016 12:35 AM (WTSFk)
And when we came in, she smiled. I haven't seen her smile in over a month. So I'm keeping my fingers crossed. This is the best I've seen her yet since all this mess started.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 05, 2016 12:35 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at June 05, 2016 12:35 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 05, 2016 12:35 AM (WTSFk)
Mostly, .22 lr, (Browning Buckmark UDX), with some S&W Model 28 and Glock 17 in the mix.
He can learn to shoot a pistol, he ought to be able to learn to cook a steak, yes?
Just needs to be in proximity to a sufficiently skilled, talented and experienced 'ron or 'ette, that could provide tutelage.
We'd all approach the cooking with our myriad differences, nuances and nifty tricks, but I'm sure we all also turn out a tasty steak, regardless of the seasoning profile, or pan, grill, oven or other technique.
There's no one "right way" to do it. But there are untold thousands of wrong ways, and burning the poor cow like a Ganges sacrifice, surely is one of the worst.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 05, 2016 12:36 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 05, 2016 12:36 AM (WTSFk)
He does not incinerate, he obliterates.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
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The steak is gone in a blinding flash
Of hellish heat, and leaves a smear of ash
Posted by: Paul Simon at June 05, 2016 12:36 AM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2016 12:37 AM (S/K55)
http://www.businessinsider.com/freya-willia-cosplay-photos-2016-6
Posted by: junior at June 05, 2016 12:37 AM (+ULUe)
There was a very old church with a bunch of Nazis holed up inside. Bombing it was out of the question. They would have to go in and clean it our mano-a-mano. They elected to wait until night.
When they went in it was pitch black. They would crawl forward and when a German fired their gun, they would crawl towards the muzzle flash. When they were close enough, they would jump up, stab with their bayonets, then throw themselves sideways and down to avoid being shot.
My cousin Roy told me how he crawled up close, jumped up and stabbed, only to hit a some pillar the Nazi was hiding behind.
Just a bit of pucker involved.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2016 12:38 AM (hVdx9)
If I'm marginally coherent afterwards, I'll see what the Left coast horde contingent has to say.
Otherwise,
Take care and have good one y'all.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at June 05, 2016 12:38 AM (L/Imm)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2016 12:38 AM (S/K55)
Posted by: publius
---------
Very good to hear.
Continued prayers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2016 12:38 AM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2016 12:39 AM (S/K55)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 05, 2016 12:39 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 05, 2016 12:39 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 05, 2016 12:39 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2016 12:40 AM (S/K55)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2016 12:27 AM (EzgxV)
****
Oh, come on. Even Maet was so pissed about him ewting up an entire ONT with stupid questions that the next night we got a 4 sentence ONT because all the work Maet did got ignored. All in the name of *look at me!* from Chemjeff.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 05, 2016 12:40 AM (YLidQ)
Some = stone
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2016 12:40 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 05, 2016 12:41 AM (Z58Xa)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 04, 2016 10:43 PM (39g3+)
I love Community Coffee, packed in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Their dark roast is the standard fare on the offshore rigs in the Gulf.
Worst coffee ever? Arlington, Oregon, which, coincidentally, is the site of a massive toxic waste disposal ground.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2016 12:41 AM (GSdpU)
Second? Can't help it. I keep reading closely, trying to detect some hint of the punishment he'd soon unleash upon the world, in the form of you, his progeny.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 05, 2016 12:41 AM (v5iqM)
Before, when friends and relatives would come, she'd just sort of sit there, a big sad lump.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 05, 2016 12:41 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: iforgot at June 04, 2016 10:50 PM (5o5ek)
It is essential to get the cups or whatever you are using absolutely clean. The stale oils kill the flavor of decent coffee. The Keurigs have crevices that are hard to clean
I use vinegar and dishsoap and water mixed and that seems to do the trick. But I don't use the communal keurig either.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2016 12:41 AM (ry34m)
And when we came in, she smiled. I haven't seen her smile in over a month. So I'm keeping my fingers crossed. This is the best I've seen her yet since all this mess started.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 05, 2016 12:35 AM (DW+jj)
That is good news, indeed!!!
Gives renewed hope for a brighter tomorrow.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2016 12:42 AM (EzgxV)
-------------------------
Fine. Don't click the link. Miss out on the awesomeness.
Posted by: junior at June 05, 2016 12:42 AM (+ULUe)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 05, 2016 12:43 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
****
Yikes indeed. If someone told me we had to do what they did, my response would have been bullsh*t. We burn it. Don't care if it's 14th century or whatever.
It was a German church and I saw some pics. It is incredible, but in my eyes not worth the life of one of ours.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2016 12:43 AM (hVdx9)
Tryin' to throw you a lifeline from the 70's:
https://youtu.be/0wxAMa3Prhk
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 05, 2016 12:43 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
---------
True! Supported by Scripture:
To what purpose is the multitude of your sacrifices unto me? saith the LORD: I am full of the burnt offerings of rams, and the fat of fed beasts; and I delight not in the blood of bullocks, or of lambs, or of he goats.
Isaiah 1:11
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2016 12:44 AM (RrDm2)
Sunk New Dawn
****
Heh- he was a notorious punster. And retired from the Army after 30-some years to an apple orchard. In my case I guess the apple didn't fall too far from the tree. I miss him.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 05, 2016 12:45 AM (mvenn)
Tut, tut...
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 05, 2016 12:41 AM (Z58Xa)
OTOH, not every failure has previously won....although this one won the affirmative-action Presidency, twice.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2016 12:45 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 05, 2016 12:38 AM (S/K55)
Pan-blackened with cracked black pepper, OTOH...
Posted by: The Carnivorous Hat at June 05, 2016 12:45 AM (vBeA5)
Their brass balls made too much noise clanging when they walked, and that'd have given their location away.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 05, 2016 12:46 AM (v5iqM)
Verily, He prefers bacon...
Posted by: t-bird at June 05, 2016 12:46 AM (eeTCA)
Yikes indeed. If someone told me we had to do what they did, my response would have been bullsh*t. We burn it.
So, crappy rules of engagement aren't new at all.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 05, 2016 12:46 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 05, 2016 12:46 AM (T/cxb)
Before, when friends and relatives would come, she'd just sort of sit there, a big sad lump.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 05, 2016 12:41 AM (DW+jj)
Watch it -- your batshit lefty cousin is probably going to file suit for custody because you've been causing her depression by talking about Trump.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2016 12:48 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Willy J. at June 05, 2016 12:49 AM (LncQn)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 05, 2016 12:49 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: navybrat at June 05, 2016 12:49 AM (w7KSn)
Me: cruisin' along in the old Subie
You: chirpin' your wheels as the light changes, stompin' it up to maybe 60 in a 45
Me: local boy who recognize gray undercover state trooper sargeant's car .. Whistles . .... goes 45.....
You: pulled over and ticketed
Me: *snicker*. Never speed there, Mr Tourist.
Posted by: Far Post at June 05, 2016 12:49 AM (/NoYP)
Posted by: Just as soon as I trip over that bag of thousand dollar bills . . . at June 05, 2016 12:50 AM (EWW4y)
Their brass balls made too much noise clanging when they walked, and that'd have given their location away.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
****
Damned straight. One of the nicest guys I ever met, but he was a very unrepentant Nazi killer.
Never drove or owned anything German made.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2016 12:50 AM (hVdx9)
So, crappy rules of engagement aren't new at all.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.
****
Possibly. I am not sure if it was an issue with air power being tied up elsewhere, or an issue with the age of the church. It was hundreds of years old. Either way, I'd have burned it.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2016 12:52 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 05, 2016 12:52 AM (mvenn)
Never drove or owned anything German made.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
My dad was a Marine in the Pacific. Wouldn't buy a Japanese car but bought a VW bug.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 05, 2016 12:52 AM (IqV8l)
Tossing another one to you to try and get you out of there:
https://youtu.be/aYJp4qkSoOk
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 05, 2016 12:53 AM (T/cxb)
My dad freaking buzzed the freaking Pope in a freaking two-seater Stinson observation plane!!!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 05, 2016 12:32 AM (mvenn)
That is pretty freaking cool.
Posted by: rickl at June 05, 2016 12:53 AM (sdi6R)
Heh- he was a notorious punster.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
------------
So this it where it stems from?
Posted by: Chi at June 05, 2016 12:53 AM (iVfu6)
Been there, too.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2016 11:03 PM (RrDm2)
You would probably have enjoyed the Likely Hotel in Likely, B.C., an old gold rush town on Quesnel Lake. Beautiful place. Bruce Deacon ran the bar, and the motto was, "the roof leaks at Deak's", and indeed it did. But the taproom had a huge old stone fireplace that was always going in the winter. Plumbing was a little primitive, and you had to go upstairs to use the indoor facility, which bore a hand-printed sign: "If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2016 12:54 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
My dad was a Marine in the Pacific. Wouldn't buy a Japanese car but bought a VW bug.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.
****
Irony.
My grandfather was at Pearl Harbor. Never bought or owned a Japanese car.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2016 12:54 AM (hVdx9)
New champ at 185.
All Hail The Count....
Man is a WARRIOR!
Damn.... good punch(es).
Posted by: Hillbillyking at June 05, 2016 12:55 AM (L/Imm)
...western town a dead end world east end boys and west end girls...
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 05, 2016 12:57 AM (WTSFk)
Tractor Bar
Yes, it's real. And, No, you don't have to drive your Tractor there......but if you do, you'll get a free drink.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at June 05, 2016 12:58 AM (L/Imm)
Actually, I don't know. Brother may be about as batshit as she is, he just phrases things more diplomatically. He loves to argue, though, and always pick me out, knowing I'll give him a good fight. She, however, there's no arguing with her. You could, but it would drive you insane.
Relatives, you can't choose 'em like your friends.
There are lefties down here in the evil South. They're at the colleges, of course, but there's a lot of them infesting a lot of other places as well. Still a minority, but they're there. And they're relentless.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 05, 2016 12:58 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 05, 2016 12:46 AM (T/cxb)
Spicy Hoes sell for more...
Posted by: The Pimp Hat at June 05, 2016 12:58 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Steve Croft at June 05, 2016 12:58 AM (6kxiP)
Posted by: iforgot at June 04, 2016 11:14 PM (5o5ek)
Uzbek Fried Chicken. What else could it be?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2016 12:58 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 05, 2016 12:59 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 05, 2016 01:00 AM (WTSFk)
...western town a dead end world east end boys and west end girls...
Something's getting through!
One more try: https://youtu.be/z-uFp0m2xNs
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 05, 2016 01:00 AM (T/cxb)
Uzbek Fried Chicken. What else could it be?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Darned Uzbeks!
https://youtu.be/8hCCCRAcTAA
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 05, 2016 01:01 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 05, 2016 01:01 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 04, 2016 11:23 PM (ntObR)
We got a screamin' deal on some scrap stainless steel from some shut-down industrial plant in Ukraine, so we passed the savings along to you!
Posted by: China, Inc. at June 05, 2016 01:02 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: China, Inc
****
Is that why it glows in the dark?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2016 01:03 AM (hVdx9)
You've left me no choice.
Budgie: https://youtu.be/bdR357m1wK0
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 05, 2016 01:06 AM (T/cxb)
Well, hell. If they kept the dollars, it wouldn't really do them shit and provided the Fed didn't just emit a shit ton more, there'd be deflation here and inflation (dollar wise) in China. Which should counteract the trade deficit.
In theory...........geniuses at work.
But, there's a clever trick. They loan those dollars back to us, in the form of T-bills, debt (of one form or another, or outright asset purchases), which gets those dollars back to us, to buy yet more shit, which they loan back to us again and so on.
It's an economic perpetual motion machine.
And it's great, say the geniuses.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 05, 2016 01:07 AM (DW+jj)
shut-down industrial plant in Ukraine, so we passed the savings along to
you!
Posted by: China, Inc
****
Is that why it glows in the dark?
And you don't gas or charcoal to cook on it!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 05, 2016 01:08 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Hank Hill at June 05, 2016 01:09 AM (6kxiP)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 05, 2016 01:10 AM (syGA0)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2016 01:03 AM (hVdx9)
***
Glows in the dark?
You got the premium, professional one.
Five dollah more....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 05, 2016 01:11 AM (lutOX)
That's Un-American!
Posted by: Hank Hill
****
And yet the best burger I ever ate was cooked on charcoal.
(don't tell Hank)
Posted by: Peggy Hill at June 05, 2016 01:13 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 05, 2016 12:35 AM (DW+jj)
That is wonderful news, publius!
Posted by: China, Inc. at June 05, 2016 01:14 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 05, 2016 01:16 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 05, 2016 01:17 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: junior at June 05, 2016 12:42 AM (+ULUe)
She'd look a lot better if she weren't wrapped in all those hand-beaten stove pipes.
Posted by: China, Inc. at June 05, 2016 01:18 AM (GSdpU)
It's an economic perpetual motion machine.
And it's great, say the geniuses.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius)
UBER drivers driving each other around.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 05, 2016 01:18 AM (IqV8l)
And I salute your being there for her, too. There is honor in Teh Horde.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 05, 2016 01:18 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 05, 2016 01:18 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2016 01:19 AM (RrDm2)
(don't tell Hank)
Posted by: Peggy Hill at June 05, 2016 01:13 AM (hVdx9)
***
Heh...Kahn knew his cooking, no denying.
The future father-in-law - the Colonel, ARVN, who commandeered a fishing boat at gunpoint after leaving his house one day empty-handed (yeah, that kinda badass) and sailing into the South China Sea to get picked up by the USN - cooks the best got-dang burgers you've ever had.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 05, 2016 01:19 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Willy J. at June 05, 2016 01:19 AM (LncQn)
Got caught up with the future wifey watching "old school" music videos.
How are you?
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at June 05, 2016 01:19 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at June 05, 2016 01:21 AM (R5HRU)
Church in a.m.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2016 01:21 AM (RrDm2)
The future father-in-law - the Colonel, ARVN, who commandeered a fishing boat at gunpoint after leaving his house one day empty-handed (yeah, that kinda badass) and sailing into the South China Sea to get picked up by the USN - cooks the best got-dang burgers you've ever had.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
Badass is right.
Only someone who truly appreciates freedom can cook a burger right on a grill.
That's my theory anyway.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2016 01:22 AM (hVdx9)
Note the sophistry. His "balance of trade" is zero or positive, positive if he's saving anything, it would only be negative if he were going in the hole.
Yep, if it were just China, and we made it up with a surplus elsewhere, fine.
And then I've seen arguments that the "dominant world power always runs trade deficits". Well, those examples aren't dominant anymore. In fact, they crashed and burned.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 05, 2016 01:23 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2016 01:24 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: iforgot at June 04, 2016 11:14 PM (5o5ek)
I got here late, but why has NOBODY said the Ultimate Fapping Competition????
Y'all are sliding here folks.
Posted by: Blano at June 05, 2016 01:26 AM (lbcdD)
Y'all are sliding here folks.
Posted by: Blano
****
Dammit. We are trying to minimize competition. Advertising it does not help!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2016 01:28 AM (hVdx9)
But we're all typing the comments, one handed, from our respective bunks.
Which should explain the slow comment thread to some of the evening's earlier commenters.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 05, 2016 01:30 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: iforgot at June 04, 2016 11:14 PM (5o5ek)
I got here late, but why has NOBODY said the Ultimate Fapping Competition????
Y'all are sliding here folks.
Posted by: Blano at June 05, 2016 01:26 AM (lbcdD)
I thought it was Unlimited Fighting Chickens....
Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2016 01:30 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 05, 2016 01:31 AM (DW+jj)
Which should explain the slow comment thread to some of the evening's earlier commenters.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 05, 2016 01:30 AM (v5iqM)
Why do you think I got here late?
Posted by: Blano at June 05, 2016 01:31 AM (lbcdD)
But we're all typing the comments, one handed, from our respective bunks.
Which should explain the slow comment thread to some of the evening's earlier commenters.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
****
I'm typing with my feet.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2016 01:32 AM (hVdx9)
Only someone who truly appreciates freedom can cook a burger right on a grill.
That's my theory anyway.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2016 01:22 AM (hVdx9)
***
What's funny is he had four daughters and pregnant wife in tow...... and was on a list - the Reds were looking for him, as they were for so many others.
So he says to the wife 'I'll be back; need to go do something,' or words to that effect.
Finds a Red cop, clubs him, takes his pistol, and collects his family. He finds a fishing boat that looks sea-worthy....
Puts the gun to the captain's head and orders him out into the South China Sea.
USN helicopter spots them, after a few days, and a motor launch comes alongside and US sailorsw board.
He turns, drops his weapon into the briny deep, and hand the captain six twenty-dollar gold pieces in payment. ($20USD gold per person was the going rate for smugglers in those days.)
I asked him about that - if he had the gun, why pay, and if he had the gold, why use a gun?
The gun, he said, was to show he wasn't a weak man, and the gold was to show he wasn't a bad one.
(Yep, he wanted to go to Texas as soon as he could; he'd heard about it, and it sounded to him like heaven. Opened a bakery and an ice cream shop, and retired now, spend his days with his wife at church.)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 05, 2016 01:32 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: iforgot at June 04, 2016 11:14 PM (5o5ek)
I got here late, but why has NOBODY said the Ultimate Fapping Competition????
Y'all are sliding here folks.
Posted by: Blano at June 05, 2016 01:26 AM (lbcdD)
I thought it was Unlimited Fighting Chickens....
Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2016 01:30 AM (EzgxV)
It wasn't Unloved Foreign Carnivores?
Posted by: Felis silvestris catus at June 05, 2016 01:34 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2016 01:32 AM (hVdx9)
Obvious typo.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 05, 2016 01:35 AM (v5iqM)
So he says to the wife 'I'll be back; need to go do something,' or words to that effect.
Finds a Red cop, clubs him, takes his pistol, and collects his family. He finds a fishing boat that looks sea-worthy....
Puts the gun to the captain's head and orders him out into the South China Sea.
USN helicopter spots them, after a few days, and a motor launch comes alongside and US sailorsw board.
He turns, drops his weapon into the briny deep, and hand the captain six twenty-dollar gold pieces in payment. ($20USD gold per person was the going rate for smugglers in those days.)
I asked him about that - if he had the gun, why pay, and if he had the gold, why use a gun?
The gun, he said, was to show he wasn't a weak man, and the gold was to show he wasn't a bad one.
(Yep, he wanted to go to Texas as soon as he could; he'd heard about it, and it sounded to him like heaven. Opened a bakery and an ice cream shop, and retired now, spend his days with his wife at church.)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
*****
Heh. God help the fool that tried to rob him at said ice cream shop.
Hell, he was more American than many born here.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2016 01:35 AM (hVdx9)
Only someone who truly appreciates freedom can cook a burger right on a grill.
That's my theory anyway.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2016 01:22 AM (hVdx9)
***
What's funny is he had four daughters and pregnant wife in tow...... and was on a list - the Reds were looking for him, as they were for so many others.
So he says to the wife 'I'll be back; need to go do something,' or words to that effect.
Finds a Red cop, clubs him, takes his pistol, and collects his family. He finds a fishing boat that looks sea-worthy....
Puts the gun to the captain's head and orders him out into the South China Sea.
USN helicopter spots them, after a few days, and a motor launch comes alongside and US sailorsw board.
He turns, drops his weapon into the briny deep, and hand the captain six twenty-dollar gold pieces in payment. ($20USD gold per person was the going rate for smugglers in those days.)
I asked him about that - if he had the gun, why pay, and if he had the gold, why use a gun?
The gun, he said, was to show he wasn't a weak man, and the gold was to show he wasn't a bad one.
(Yep, he wanted to go to Texas as soon as he could; he'd heard about it, and it sounded to him like heaven. Opened a bakery and an ice cream shop, and retired now, spend his days with his wife at church.)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 05, 2016 01:32 AM (lutOX)
That's what raises my blood pressure....we're taking-in the weak and bad ones because of our weak and bad POTUS. We should be getting the best-of-the-best, and we're getting the worst-of-the-worst.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2016 01:38 AM (EzgxV)
Your future Father in Law is much like the first wave (75) boat people we took backpacking into the Sequoias soon after their arrival.
We took seven guys up with us, ranging from a teenage son of a politician, to a RVAF Major pilot, who, like your prospective in-law, was a marked man.
Said major did the majority of the translation for his fellow hikers. And we hand a wonderful, grand, memorable ten days in the high mountains.
We showed 'em how to fish with a rod, reel and lures. Rainbow trout.
They let us cook one meal's worth of them.
And that's the last of that they let us do. Let the record show, that those gents knew how to cook, and not just the trout.
I was honored to know them. I'd be honored to know your soon-to-be-family, should our paths ever transect. My kind of people.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 05, 2016 01:41 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at June 05, 2016 01:44 AM (AoK0a)
Hell, he was more American than many born here.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2016 01:35 AM (hVdx9)
***
Indeed.....
But spare a thought for me, who's trying to marry his favorite daughter....
(And, yes, I call him 'Colonel,' and show the man all proper respect, and he tolerates me in a grudging sort of way, even if he does call me 'the Russian' because of my Judeo-Slavic looks. Man likes his scotch, and I'm introducing him to bourbon....)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 05, 2016 01:45 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2016 01:45 AM (GSdpU)
Look on the bright side.
If you ever cheat, he'll kill you with a clean shot to the head before she can cut your bird off with a rusty cleaver!
.
.
.
That's supposed to be reassuring ...
Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at June 05, 2016 01:48 AM (AoK0a)
Unicorns For Catholicism ...
Unleavened Fudge Cupcakes ...
Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at June 05, 2016 01:44 AM (AoK0a)
Unionized Failure Champions
Umbrellas For Choomers
Unlucky Flagstaff Climbers
Ugly Frog Chompers
Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2016 01:48 AM (EzgxV)
***
Colonel and family were first-wave; it amazes me to this day that he and they were able to forgive their betrayal at the hands of America - well, the Dems, anyway.
Good people. They sort of remind me of a cross between hillbillies, Cajun, and good ole boys. But with an edge.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 05, 2016 01:49 AM (lutOX)
Hell, he was more American than many born here.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2016 01:35 AM (hVdx9)
***
Indeed.....
But spare a thought for me, who's trying to marry his favorite daughter....
(And, yes, I call him 'Colonel,' and show the man all proper respect, and he tolerates me in a grudging sort of way, even if he does call me 'the Russian' because of my Judeo-Slavic looks. Man likes his scotch, and I'm introducing him to bourbon....)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 05, 2016 01:45 AM (lutOX)
Sooner or later he'll twig to the fact that you're wooing his daughter and ogling the "nieces".....
Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2016 01:51 AM (EzgxV)
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Heh....
Somebody knows his/her Vietnamese, I see.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 05, 2016 01:51 AM (lutOX)
***
Colonel and family were first-wave; it amazes me to this day that he and they were able to forgive their betrayal at the hands of America - well, the Dems, anyway.
Good people. They sort of remind me of a cross between hillbillies, Cajun, and good ole boys. But with an edge.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 05, 2016 01:49 AM (lutOX)
"Good People", you're saying.....
Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2016 01:53 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2016 01:32 AM (hVdx9)
Obvious typo.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at
****
Saying flukes will only confuse the morons.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2016 01:53 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2016 01:51 AM (EzgxV)
***
Well...as to that...
My angel knows and doesn't mind..... and all his daughters are named for his old lovers.
It's not so much a question of what you do before it's official; rather, it's what you do after.
(And, well, the Colonel, to my certain knowledge, had a 'wife' and child in the North when he thought his first wife had died. And Lord knows how many between or before. Handsome man he is.)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 05, 2016 01:55 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at June 05, 2016 01:55 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2016 01:32 AM (hVdx9)
Obvious typo.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at
****
Saying flukes will only confuse the morons.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2016 01:53 AM (hVdx9)
Especially if they're sandy....
Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2016 01:56 AM (EzgxV)
I've lived near, and worked with tons of 'em over the years.
Down here, most of 'em on the coast are shrimpers, and kind of dominate the numbers in the fleet.
Now, the shrimpers are still a bit "lower caste" in the pantheon of Viet society, but believe me on this, they're as good a person as walks this earth.
The Viet areas up around Bellaire St. and Harwin in Houston, of course, account for a huge number of Viet professionals and the middle/upper middle class. Good people too, for the most part.
But if you want to dial up the redneck/Cajun/Viet matrix to the max, just come on down to the docks, and you'd feel right at home.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 05, 2016 01:57 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Sandra at June 05, 2016 01:57 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2016 01:53 AM (EzgxV)
***
I'm a jew-billy with Cajun former in-laws who adore me, and whom I adore....
The best of the best...
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 05, 2016 01:57 AM (lutOX)
So, Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 05, 2016 02:01 AM (v5iqM)
***
Yep, and ain't it the truth....
My angel and her third sister are the only ones in the entire family ever to have been to college - they were country-folk, the Colonel says, but I'm not persuaded - and all her in-laws and cousins and such talk like Boomhauer when they aren't yammering in Vietnamese.....
Good people.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 05, 2016 02:01 AM (lutOX)
But spare a thought for me, who's trying to marry his favorite daughter....
(And, yes, I call him 'Colonel,' and show the man all proper respect, and he tolerates me in a grudging sort of way, even if he does call me 'the Russian' because of my Judeo-Slavic looks. Man likes his scotch, and I'm introducing him to bourbon....)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
****
I would call him Colonel as well. He has earned such respect.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2016 02:03 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 05, 2016 02:05 AM (T/cxb)
Rome is ours....
Got a little dusty-eyed reading that one.
G'd'ev'ning, best morons in the world!
OMG! I just realized, I have to read a book before tomorrow morning or I won't have a report to hand in.
Posted by: mindful webworker - when the tables turn at June 05, 2016 02:06 AM (PG1FL)
Man, lotsa dust in the room tonight.
Keeping on praying for her recovery, Pub.
Posted by: mindful webworker - miracles are the normal way of things at June 05, 2016 02:10 AM (PG1FL)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 05, 2016 02:12 AM (EzgxV)
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Probably because if it weren't for other Americans - and their blood, sweat, and tears - he would have had to flee much earlier.
Posted by: junior at June 05, 2016 02:13 AM (+ULUe)
Posted by: thathalfrican - keeping people on their toes like they hate sittin' at June 05, 2016 02:24 AM (R5HRU)
Hell, he was more American than many born here.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2016 01:35 AM (hVdx9)
As I say, America is a civic inheritance, not one of blood or territory.
You embrace it, then you are an American, regardless of race or origin.
Reject it, then you are not an American, no matter how pale you are or if you can trace ancestry to the Mayflower.
Posted by: The Inheritable Hat at June 05, 2016 02:26 AM (vBeA5)
God bless you for stating this. For real.
Posted by: thathalfrican - keeping people on their toes like they hate sittin' at June 05, 2016 02:27 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Jean at June 05, 2016 02:28 AM (Doh4+)
Posted by: Jean at June 05, 2016 02:29 AM (Doh4+)
I can read the writing on the
Been fun lurkin' on all the discussion. What a crew.
-o♥o-
My friend, we are all Jonahs with lives to live in accordance with the will of God, and at all times when we seek to escape the present duty of living by running away to far-off enticements, we thereby put ourselves in the immediate control of those influences which are not directed by the powers of truth and the forces of righteousness. The flight from duty is the sacrifice of truth....
Posted by: mindful webworker - yawning and nodding at June 05, 2016 02:30 AM (PG1FL)
Posted by: The Guy Who Asks What About That Muhammed Ali at June 05, 2016 02:41 AM (sl+zA)
Posted by: Jean
Sorry,Edwn Center is a large Vietnamese shopping plaza in Virginia
Posted by: Jean
****
If only they were actually thrown.
I see someone wearing that shirt and my Cuban blood boils.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 05, 2016 02:50 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Ricky Ricardo at June 05, 2016 02:58 AM (sl+zA)
Posted by: Jean at June 05, 2016 03:06 AM (Doh4+)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Thused Trump-a-lump-a at June 05, 2016 03:30 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Thused Trump-a-lump-a at June 05, 2016 04:04 AM (WVsWD)
Here is a cover of the 1980's song "Dance with me" set to the movie Bande à Part from the 1960's as covered by in the 2000's by the band Nouvelle Vague from their album Bande à Part:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1boeQ9zoF-s
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 05, 2016 04:35 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 05, 2016 04:40 AM (syGA0)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Thused Trump-a-lump-a at June 05, 2016 04:49 AM (WVsWD)
Boy, is the UK fcked up. They are prosecuting an ex football player for The former England midfielder remarked during making a joke that he couldnt tell if a black security guard in a darkened corner of the stage was "smiling or not."
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