Cicero of the Modern Age Stutters Like a Mental Defective

Behold a New God.

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1
The guy is stoned off his gourd.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:27 PM (p4UlV)

2
He's also completely useless without a teleprompter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:27 PM (p4UlV)

3 Posted at the blog that coined SCoaMF no less

Posted by: Well Now at June 01, 2016 08:28 PM (79ClZ)

4 Heard him decrying Trump for 'exploiting people's economic anxieties.'

Y'know, the ones he's responsible for.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2016 08:28 PM (mL2BD)

5 Smartest. President. Ever.

(except for all the others).

It's amazing to see just how horribly inept, idiotic, and bumbling this imbecilic traitor really is.

And there are STILL legions of throne-sniffers that will sing his praises.

May SMOD deliver us soon.

Posted by: acethepug at June 01, 2016 08:29 PM (Z6yF/)

6
Don't know if it was at the same venue but Levin played soundbites were SCOAMF claims he's issued the fewest regulations and executive orders, and that the notion that an overpowering government is destroying the middle class is a big lie.

I think Levin got under his skin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:29 PM (p4UlV)

7 What a dipshit.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 01, 2016 08:29 PM (fC9RO)

8 7 What a dipshit.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 01, 2016 08:29 PM (fC9RO)


For the first time in my life, I'm embarrassed to be an American.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:30 PM (p4UlV)

9 I'd comment on what he said, but then I'd actually have to listen to what he said. Haven't done that in 7 years. Don't plan to start now.


Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 08:31 PM (dFi94)

10 Not watching that. It may be 40 seconds, but that is 40 seconds that I do not have to watch that idiot. I think from all of the reports about where O is going/staying after the election I will have plenty to hear from him.

Posted by: Picric at June 01, 2016 08:32 PM (s0VSd)

11 I haven't listened to that mean wife of his either. I haven't had the chance to not listen to his mother-in-law. I think they keep her locked in the basement until it's time for their next trip.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 08:33 PM (dFi94)

12 This fucking sock puppet was the right vehicle for some very bad people to gain power to the country.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2016 08:33 PM (89T5c)

13 Th, th, th, th that's all's ffolks

Posted by: Porky Pig at June 01, 2016 08:34 PM (Ht/4p)

14 "...then we're not going to build on the progress we started."

Seems to me that's exactly what "progress" is being built on from the last eight years.

Snark, smack talk, open disdain, empty suit Johnny Bravoism: pretty much your legacy, Sparky.

Posted by: sulla at June 01, 2016 08:34 PM (0GucZ)

15 I ain't watching that video because I am in a good mood and that fuckface's mug and voice make me angry.


I hope all y'all are well this fine evening.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at June 01, 2016 08:34 PM (+eR2D)

16 Methinks they didn't get his drugs quite right...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, ashamed the Horde didn't beat him there at June 01, 2016 08:35 PM (D0J8L)

17 Soon to be Leftist reply: "Well, he was just trying to speak a language you dumb redneck whiteys u'nnerstand!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2016 08:35 PM (p2X2f)

18 No, we aren't going to build on it, I think we are going to burn it down. Because why should the Left have all the fun?

Posted by: Some guy on the Interwebs at June 01, 2016 08:35 PM (J3UIw)

19 Did someone say dipshit? http://tinyurl.com/hp3ol9w

Posted by: teh Wind at June 01, 2016 08:35 PM (up5+o)

20 I think it was "historian" Michael Beschloss that stated that this meatsuit's IQ was higher than any President before him.

Historian my ass.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 08:35 PM (xESbL)

21 The King's Speech.

Posted by: scoville at June 01, 2016 08:35 PM (0adl+)

22 When SCOAMT saw the breadth of the destruction he had caused, he wept for he could not fuck it up any more.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 08:35 PM (4ng05)

23 13 Th, th, th, th that's all's ffolks
Posted by: Porky Pig at June 01, 2016 08:34 PM (Ht/4p)


He makes you sound like Lord Olivier delivering Hamlet's soliloquy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:35 PM (p4UlV)

24 F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fucking b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-astard s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-tole m-m-m-m-m-y v-v-v-v-oice!

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at June 01, 2016 08:35 PM (+zrPn)

25 OH you guys that don't want to listen.. break the promise to yourself just once. I swear I can't stop laughing. What a buffoon.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 01, 2016 08:36 PM (CNHr1)

26 Captain Eloquence ladies and gents

Posted by: Sven10077 at June 01, 2016 08:36 PM (T2Zv1)

27 What a dipshit.

Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 01, 2016 08:36 PM (kk1fo)

28 I agree with President Obama Johnson!

Posted by: Bitch McConnell Johnson at June 01, 2016 08:37 PM (ZEzaq)

29 TRUMP 2016!!

Posted by: Obama's Teleprompter at June 01, 2016 08:37 PM (UU4qu)

30 I absolutely can NOT stand the sound of TFG's voice.
Nor can I stand the sycophantic knob gobblers in the "press" swoon over his alleged awesomeness.

and speaking of "press", I had more fun watching a can of silly string in a hydraulic press than I ever did watching an 0bama* speech

https://youtu.be/ODBQ_BNjMA0

*- I've been deliberately spelling 0bama's name with a Zero instead of an "o" in all of my personal email for several years now, which absolutely drives my lib friends nuts

Posted by: Well Now at June 01, 2016 08:37 PM (79ClZ)

31 20 I think it was "historian" Michael Beschloss that stated that this meatsuit's IQ was higher than any President before him.

Historian my ass.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 08:35 PM (xESbL)

Michael Beschlossgrabbentitten.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:37 PM (p4UlV)

32 20 I think it was "historian" Michael Beschloss that stated that this meatsuit's IQ was higher than any President before him.

The stimulus money was hard to pass up.

Posted by: Michael Beschloss at June 01, 2016 08:38 PM (89T5c)

33 I've been avoiding him as well, but my sweetie played this clip earlier from Legal Insurrection. It is hilarious! I have never heard such blather. What a joke, except that is isn't really funny. Who is it who told us he is a great orator?

Posted by: SnowyBits at June 01, 2016 08:38 PM (5swmL)

34 We gotta find the evil conservative who wrote "if" 18 times on our perfect leader's Teleprompter and fire the bastard!

Posted by: Hepcat at June 01, 2016 08:38 PM (5b+Sr)

35 Fucking IQ genius Obama doesn't know the proper pronunciation of corpsman for crying out loud.
But Dan Quayle had to be driven from private life because he misspelled potato.

I hate the media with the heat of 10,000 burning suns.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 08:38 PM (xESbL)

36 I can't do it jewells, I just can't.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at June 01, 2016 08:38 PM (+eR2D)

37 29 TRUMP 2016!!
Posted by: Obama's Teleprompter at June 01, 2016 08:37 PM (UU4qu)


Will Trump comment on this tomorrow? I would be rather pleased if he did.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:38 PM (p4UlV)

38 Driven from public life........
Sheesh.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 08:38 PM (xESbL)

39 Can someone edit that video to just be 40 seconds of Dana Perino staring at methe camera like that?

Posted by: Chi at June 01, 2016 08:39 PM (BB+7x)

40 Michael Beschloss has the Stanford-Binet scores of all current and past presidents? That's a neat trick.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 08:40 PM (dFi94)

41 On a lighter note I was the grill master at my youngest sons class picnic today. Had a great day and lots of fun, but a quick tip/advice. If you are using charcoal, get a chimney. If you need a chimney, get the Webber brand. I had a generic and bought a Webber brand yesterday as a spare. Webber charcoal was lit second, and ready 10 minutes before other one was.

Posted by: Picric at June 01, 2016 08:40 PM (s0VSd)

42 Amazing isn't it?
A crack in the facade. And every so often we get a peek at the real deal.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2016 08:40 PM (08Znv)

43 I've found smarter things spread across the bottom of my shoe.

Posted by: RKae at June 01, 2016 08:40 PM (kLw2y)

44 Now that's some authentic ghey bathhouse gibberish, right there.

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at June 01, 2016 08:40 PM (ZEzaq)

45
Good... good... the HIV Dementia is strong in this one...

Posted by: Joey Sith at June 01, 2016 08:41 PM (E49J+)

46 Max Obama Headroom.

What a fucking twat.

Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at June 01, 2016 08:41 PM (cgH9o)

47 All I can say is that if you have to watch one clip of the SCOAMF then this should be the one. Use this to mock him unmerciful.

Posted by: SnowyBits at June 01, 2016 08:41 PM (5swmL)

48 40 Michael Beschloss has the Stanford-Binet scores of all current and past presidents? That's a neat trick.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 08:40 PM (dFi94)


I read that as Standing Bidet.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:41 PM (p4UlV)

49 Danger girl, I hear ya and I am normally one that can't stand his face or voice but I swear it's funny as shit. Trump needs to use this somehow. Guy is stoned out of his fucking mind in that clip. Okie doke.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 01, 2016 08:41 PM (CNHr1)

50 No one's pointed out yet that this clip is racis'?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2016 08:42 PM (mL2BD)

51 Obama accuses Donald Trump of everything he does....divide by race, divide by religion, divide by income, divide by sex, and throw race in there again for good measure and you have the 8 years of Obama in a nutshell.

Fuck him and his momma.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 01, 2016 08:42 PM (ej1L0)

52 Speaking of fuckwits, professional face contortionist, slime ball & gutter dweller, Keith Olbermann, has captured a position on Bing's front page. He says the media is too easy on Trump.

Now I know at least they're not.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 08:42 PM (4ng05)

53 A crack in the facade. And every so often we get a peek at the real deal.


Unfortunately we are talking about the American people noticing, here. Like Newt said in Aliens "It won't make any difference".

Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 08:42 PM (xESbL)

54 What does SCOAMF stand for? I got an idea as to what "MF" means...

Posted by: Josephistan at June 01, 2016 08:42 PM (7qAYi)

55
Aside from this gem of elocution, SCOAMF goes off by describing everything we all know is going wrong in the country as a result of him and he's stating that it's all propaganda.

I fell off my chair.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:42 PM (p4UlV)

56 it's because he's so smart he sometimes has trouble dumbing down his message for us plebes.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 01, 2016 08:43 PM (AkOaV)

57 What the hell is " okie doke"?

Posted by: Tuna at June 01, 2016 08:43 PM (JSovD)

58 Did someone say dip****? http://tinyurl.com/hp3ol9w

Posted by: teh Wind at June 01, 2016 08:43 PM (up5+o)

59 I did it. I listened to him. Oh. My. Word. I'm embarrassed for the man and I don't even like him. What was that thing he was doing with his mouth?

Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 08:43 PM (dFi94)

60 54 What does SCOAMF stand for? I got an idea as to what "MF" means...
Posted by: Josephistan at June 01, 2016 08:42 PM (7qAYi)


Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

You new around here?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:43 PM (p4UlV)

61 He's so special.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 01, 2016 08:43 PM (egOGm)

62 So, Obama is going to vote for Hillary?

Or is he going Third Party?

Posted by: eman at June 01, 2016 08:43 PM (MQEz6)

63 I've heard his cultists defend his stuttering as "His mind works too fast for his mouth to process." Yeah.

Posted by: Josephistan at June 01, 2016 08:43 PM (7qAYi)

64 Stuttering Cluster fuck Of A

- I think.

Posted by: Chi at June 01, 2016 08:44 PM (BB+7x)

65 Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure. This is who he is. I believe Ace coined that term.

Posted by: SnowyBits at June 01, 2016 08:44 PM (5swmL)

66
They lllllllllllllllllllllike my stutter at the glory hole!

Posted by: Barky POTASS at June 01, 2016 08:44 PM (E49J+)

67 Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 01, 2016 08:42 PM (ej1L0)
Isn't that called projection.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 01, 2016 08:44 PM (egOGm)

68 Wow. I weep for this nation

Posted by: Caunotaucarius at June 01, 2016 08:44 PM (aruDZ)

69 Obama accuses Donald Trump of everything he does....divide by race, divide by religion, divide by income, divide by sex, and throw race in there again for good measure and you have the 8 years of Obama in a nutshell.

Fuck him and his momma

I sure did!

Posted by: Frank Marshall Davis at June 01, 2016 08:44 PM (89T5c)

70 It really is funny, in an appalling I-can't-believe -this-dope -is-
President kind of way.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 08:45 PM (dFi94)

71
59 I did it. I listened to him. Oh. My. Word. I'm embarrassed for the man and I don't even like him. What was that thing he was doing with his mouth?
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 08:43 PM (dFi94)

Jump in the shower, yo.

Posted by: eman at June 01, 2016 08:45 PM (MQEz6)

72 repost

I, I, I, I, I want the knife:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr0JXSM_0Nk

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2016 08:45 PM (6FqZa)

73 Who will rid me of this pestilent SCOAMF?

Posted by: mpfs at June 01, 2016 08:45 PM (EMYMY)

74 65 Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure. This is who he is. I believe Ace coined that term.
Posted by: SnowyBits at June 01, 2016 08:44 PM (5swmL)

And TFG. This Fucking Guy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:45 PM (p4UlV)

75 This needs to be shown over and over and over. Alinksy tactics at work. Pound the fucker over the head with it. He's got a fragile ago anyway. If this keeps getting thrown at him he may very well have that meltdown we all predicted.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 01, 2016 08:46 PM (CNHr1)

76 Barry is not the orator the MSM claims he is? Soetoro wasn't a law professor? Perhaps he's been a fraud all along? Shocking.

Posted by: Wheels Coming Off at June 01, 2016 08:46 PM (FXW24)

77 I haven't heard or listened to his dickheadedness for more than 3 words since before he was elected. Why start now?

Posted by: Fewenuff at June 01, 2016 08:46 PM (T/sbU)

78 Wwwwwwww wwwwwww wwwww hat an assss ssss ssss hole

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 01, 2016 08:46 PM (0LHZx)

79 Wait. What?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2016 08:46 PM (8ZskC)

80 I've heard his cultists defend his stuttering as "His mind works too fast for his mouth to process." Yeah.
Posted by: Josephistan at June 01, 2016 08:43 PM (7qAYi)

Like that time trying to get the open umbrella through the gate?
I can see that. No... really.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 08:46 PM (4ng05)

81 Maybe he's auditioning to do celebrity interviews for the Howard Stern Show after his term is over.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 01, 2016 08:46 PM (vaR50)

82 I thought TFG meant "The Fucking Grifter".

Posted by: Frank Marshall Davis at June 01, 2016 08:47 PM (89T5c)

83 He really is that stupid. They really have to feed actual words into his mouth via teleprompter, hoping he can read them.


You could tell he had no clue as to what he should be saying. I think the audience was trying to help him out.



Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 08:47 PM (dFi94)

84 It really is funny, in an appalling I-can't-believe the American people elected -this-dope -is-President kind of way.


Tried to fix it for ya.....

Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 08:47 PM (xESbL)

85 Bless his heart.

Posted by: polite southern lady at June 01, 2016 08:47 PM (0GucZ)

86 105-110 max

Posted by: haven x monahan at June 01, 2016 08:47 PM (nFwvY)

87 Totally wee wee'd up.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2016 08:47 PM (/tuJf)

88 He's so erudite and well spoken, what a genius! When he's giving a carefully memorized speech typed out for him on a teleprompter, while displaying meticulously practice mannerisms.

When any of that goes wrong, he turns into the methhead trying to explain why he was trying to have sex with the cop's horse.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 08:47 PM (39g3+)

89 'divide by race, divide by religion, divide by income, divide by sex'

I also divide by zero!

Posted by: Barky POTASS at June 01, 2016 08:47 PM (E49J+)

90 36 I can't do it jewells, I just can't.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at June 01, 2016 08:38 PM (+eR2D)

I did. I broke my own promise to myself. It is so profoundly bad, you hesitate and feel a nano second of pity for the inept bastard. Doesn't last though.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 01, 2016 08:47 PM (CFc5L)

91 Meh. He's just bored and stuff.

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at June 01, 2016 08:48 PM (8ZskC)

92 I think a commenter came up with SCOAMF.

Posted by: eman at June 01, 2016 08:48 PM (MQEz6)

93 Is it too late for Seven Days in May?

Posted by: derit at June 01, 2016 08:48 PM (OC+TJ)

94 I loved the look on Dana Perino's face after they played that clip.

Posted by: Caunotaucarius at June 01, 2016 08:48 PM (aruDZ)

95 WTF is an oke-doke?

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 01, 2016 08:48 PM (0LHZx)

96 84 It really is funny, in an appalling I-can't-believe the American people elected -this-dope -is-President kind of way.


Tried to fix it for ya.....
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 08:47 PM (xESbL)


Elected him TWICE.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:48 PM (p4UlV)

97 I haven't heard or listened to his dickheadedness for more than 3 words since before he was elected. Why start now?

Posted by: Fewenuff at June 01, 2016 08:46 PM (T/sbU)
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Me either. I took the plunge just now. Just this once. It was incredibly hilarious. And by hilarious I mean grotesque.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 08:48 PM (dFi94)

98 I'm surprised he didn't burst into flames when he mentioned "divisions of race".

Posted by: rickl at June 01, 2016 08:48 PM (sdi6R)

99 TOTUS must've been down.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 08:49 PM (rlfds)

100 Barry is not the orator the MSM claims he is? Soetoro wasn't a law professor? Perhaps he's been a fraud all along? Shocking.


No, not shocking. Just the natural result of Affirmative Action in the Presidency.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 08:49 PM (xESbL)

101 Haven't seen Dana in a while. She looks ... odd ... now.

Posted by: under the knife? at June 01, 2016 08:49 PM (Aox82)

102 Ok jewells, I did it. I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-............ I watched........... I watched it.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at June 01, 2016 08:49 PM (+eR2D)

103 Made it to 18 seconds.

Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2016 08:49 PM (e3bId)

104 93 Is it too late for Seven Days in May?
Posted by: derit at June 01, 2016 08:48 PM (OC+TJ)

It's June already.

"Where have you gone, Agusto Pinochet.
Our nation turns its blackened eyes to you.
Woo-woo-woo . . ."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:49 PM (p4UlV)

105 Impressive. Harvard must be quite the school.

Posted by: t-bird at June 01, 2016 08:49 PM (9mTYi)

106 LOL DG

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 08:49 PM (rlfds)

107 48 40 Michael Beschloss has the Stanford-Binet scores of all current and past presidents? That's a neat trick.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 08:40 PM (dFi94)
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Stanford-Binet? This jackass needs the Voight-Kampff test. I think he's shorting out.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 01, 2016 08:49 PM (jR7Wy)

108 101 Haven't seen Dana in a while. She looks ... odd ... now.
Posted by: under the knife? at June 01, 2016 08:49 PM (Aox82)

___

Not really. She looks like a woman in her midl 40s. And still pretty hot.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 01, 2016 08:50 PM (0LHZx)

109 M-m-m-m-my name is Obamandias, k-k-k-king of kings:
Um, l-l-l-look on my works, ye Mighty, and d-d-d-d-, uh, be sadz!

Posted by: Prez'nit Soaring Rhetoric at June 01, 2016 08:50 PM (8ZskC)

110 just because... it.... sounds... funny

I'm no eloquent speaker myself, but last time I uttered a sentence this incoherent and drawn out I was on my fourth hit from a bong at a friend's apartment.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2016 08:50 PM (6FqZa)

111 Valjar let her toddler out of the house without his TelePrompTer.

Posted by: Tuna at June 01, 2016 08:50 PM (JSovD)

112 He has the brains of watery tapioca. And that is the 'good' thing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2016 08:50 PM (iqX2J)

113


hehe

I swear he was high.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2016 08:50 PM (qCMvj)

114 Can I get a big round of applause for Mr. Mitt Romney?

Posted by: eman at June 01, 2016 08:51 PM (MQEz6)

115 105 Impressive. Harvard must be quite the school.
Posted by: t-bird at June 01, 2016 08:49 PM (9mTYi)

Momma Sefton taught in the hood, and during a college fair, she told me some kid came up to her and said, "hey Teach! I's going to HARD-WARE!"

She said, "which department?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:51 PM (p4UlV)

116 You would feel badly for him if he were a regular citizen. But no. He was foisted upon us as a golden child, an exceptional orator-The One. It is just sad.(for us)

Posted by: SnowyBits at June 01, 2016 08:51 PM (5swmL)

117 OK. Try to say this. The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 08:51 PM (Nwg0u)

118

I bet if we play it backwards, it says ________.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2016 08:51 PM (qCMvj)

119 I had a review yesterday, and I am one uncomfortable, awkward motherfucker...and I didn't stutter half as much as this bitch.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at June 01, 2016 08:51 PM (+eR2D)

120 Some enterprising young video media student should put the stuttering part on a loop and scrub it back and forth like the rap djs do.

Posted by: navybrat at June 01, 2016 08:51 PM (w7KSn)

121 And TFG. This Fucking Guy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:45 PM (p4UlV)

****

I always thought TFG was the opener for The First Gay. No?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 01, 2016 08:52 PM (YLidQ)

122 112

I'm so stealing that line.

Posted by: Tuna at June 01, 2016 08:52 PM (JSovD)

123 I'm starting to the think the Ivies are just inbreds and affirmative action quota tokens.

Posted by: x at June 01, 2016 08:52 PM (nFwvY)

124 I am going to put it up on my FB feed every fucking day until that shitbucket leaves office. Every. Single. Day.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 01, 2016 08:52 PM (CNHr1)

125 Oh he's always high. Its just a question of how stoned, not if.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 08:52 PM (39g3+)

126 118

I bet if we play it backwards, it says ________.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2016 08:51 PM (qCMvj)


"Paul's been slain in a bloody car crash."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:52 PM (p4UlV)

127 120 Some enterprising young video media student should put the stuttering part on a loop and scrub it back and forth like the rap djs do.
Posted by: navybrat at June 01, 2016 08:51 PM (w7KSn)
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Two turntables and a micro-penis.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 01, 2016 08:52 PM (jR7Wy)

128 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2016 08:51 PM (qCMvj)
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Paul's still dead?

Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 08:53 PM (dFi94)

129 I thought J.J. was the proud father of the appellation SCOAMF (and T for that matter).

Am I mistaken?

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 08:53 PM (4ng05)

130 A-a-a-a-a-a-at le-le-least Porky P-p-p-p-pig was f-f-f-funny.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 01, 2016 08:53 PM (kKHcp)

131

He was afraid to say Trump's name. Scared?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2016 08:53 PM (qCMvj)

132 Dang it J.J.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 08:53 PM (dFi94)

133

Oh, Ace, thanks for the chuckle as I call it a night.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2016 08:53 PM (qCMvj)

134 In the Summer of 2008 Ebola got caught on camera trying to speak without the help of a teleprompter.

They wisked him away to Hawaii for three weeks and when he came back he said not one word off the cuff.

Posted by: eman at June 01, 2016 08:53 PM (MQEz6)

135 I am going to put it up on my FB feed every fucking day until that shitbucket leaves office.


Hey, watch yourself.

Posted by: The Shitbucket Anti-Defamation League at June 01, 2016 08:53 PM (8ZskC)

136
I always thought TFG was the opener for The First Gay. No?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 01, 2016 08:52 PM (YLidQ)

Hilarious

Posted by: washrivergal at June 01, 2016 08:53 PM (CFc5L)

137 Obozo: You ain't seen nothin' yet
B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet
Here's something that you never gonna forget
B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 08:54 PM (Nwg0u)

138 Let's see... Back to helping clean up neighbors place and getting wet again or listen to jug ears....

Wet and muddy it is

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 01, 2016 08:54 PM (C9pBZ)

139 TFG: that f'in guy.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 08:54 PM (39g3+)

140 It's as if he breezed through his years in college on affirmative action.

Naw, not possible.

Posted by: mpfs at June 01, 2016 08:54 PM (EMYMY)

141
I dont remember repub presidents attacking donk candidates. Then again, I dont remember presidents before Carter attacking sitting presidents. Carter and Clinton and of course JEF -- no class.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 01, 2016 08:55 PM (iQIUe)

142 OK, I have to admit that I've been pretty harsh on President Obama all along.

So in the interests of fairness and putting all bad feelings aside I have to admit that I give him credit for being the biggest dickhead I've ever seen.

So there's that.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 08:55 PM (xESbL)

143 The Kings Speach

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 01, 2016 08:55 PM (dULJN)

144 Talkin 'bout my g-g-g-g-g-generation

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 08:55 PM (39g3+)

145 @93- eman, if a commenter came up with that title, they should stand up and take a bow! It's very accurate.

Posted by: SnowyBits at June 01, 2016 08:55 PM (5swmL)

146 Call him a stuttering fuckstick if you like, he'll always be my little Love Dumpster.

Posted by: Reggie Love at June 01, 2016 08:55 PM (f40FU)

147 Obama had a typically light schedule today and he can't get through a speech? Once he's out of office his NPD will lead to more stuttering displays.

Posted by: Don't Bother He's Here at June 01, 2016 08:55 PM (FXW24)

148 I need access to the video for a few minutes.

Posted by: Jerome Glitch at June 01, 2016 08:56 PM (c7vUv)

149
144 Talkin 'bout my g-g-g-g-g-generation
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 08:55 PM (39g3+)


B-b-b-baby you just ain't seen n-n-n-n-notin' yet.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:56 PM (p4UlV)

150 I think the commies spotted him, picked him, groomed him, weaseled him into position, did a little blackmail, pushed him forward and away we go.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 08:56 PM (dFi94)

151 Loose connection on the teleprompter?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 08:57 PM (oKE6c)

152 150 ahem!

Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2016 08:57 PM (e3bId)

153 Retard.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 01, 2016 08:57 PM (9mTYi)

154 I could handle him being a stuttering buffoon in speeches, if he hadn't been played up into, as Ace puts it "the Cicero of the Modern Age" this titan of public speaking, surely the most mesmeric and gifted speaker of our times, if not all time!

Its like I don't care how the first lady dresses... until she shows up in a dress made from a couch out of Goodwill and is called the most beautiful, fashionable human in existence, a Helen of Troy that Jackie Onassis envies. Then you're just mocking me.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 08:57 PM (39g3+)

155 Don't fall for the okie doke you guys. Don't. Fall. For. The. Okie. Doke.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at June 01, 2016 08:57 PM (+eR2D)

156 145 @93- eman, if a commenter came up with that title, they should stand up and take a bow! It's very accurate.
Posted by: SnowyBits at June 01, 2016 08:55 PM (5swmL)

yeah I too recall it being a commenter.

maybe alleng?

whatever happened to him, by the way?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 01, 2016 08:57 PM (AkOaV)

157 I think the commies spotted him, picked him, groomed him, weaseled him
into position, did a little blackmail, pushed him forward and away we
go.



T.H.I.S.^^^^^^^^^^

Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 08:57 PM (xESbL)

158 I think the commies spotted him, picked him, groomed him, weaseled him into position, did a little blackmail, pushed him forward and away we go.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 08:56 PM (dFi94)

****

Yep.

TMG

That Manchurian Guy.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 01, 2016 08:57 PM (YLidQ)

159 If this were a one time thing, I'd give him a break. I've had times where I was speaking extemporaneously and just completely lost my train of thought, or couldn't pull a certain word and stumbled because of it. But this happens *all the time*. I can produce times when I've made very good speeches without a script. Is there a single extant clip of Obama being brilliant without someone else's words in his mouth?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 01, 2016 08:57 PM (kumBu)

160 129 I thought J.J. was the proud father of the appellation SCOAMF (and T for that matter).

Am I mistaken?
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 08:53 PM (4ng05)


I can't take credit for that gem. I think I came up with King Putz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:57 PM (p4UlV)

161 What ridiculous histri,uh,histrionimuh, histimoniuh...what ridiculous acting.

Posted by: -Shawn- at June 01, 2016 08:58 PM (N7jvU)

162
No way in hell can you induce me to click and listen to that cocksucker talk.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2016 08:58 PM (LuZz8)

163 Sorry Weasel. They used the Chicago weasel. An entirely different breed of weasel.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 08:58 PM (dFi94)

164 Putin is probably doubled over and rolling the floor.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 01, 2016 08:58 PM (CFc5L)

165 And the fuss they made about William F. Buckley.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 08:58 PM (oKE6c)

166 I'm telling you, we don't have to worry about him after he leaves office. he's lazy. he won't do shit.

Posted by: x at June 01, 2016 08:58 PM (nFwvY)

167 Don't ever go full okie doke.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 08:58 PM (4ng05)

168 Remember folks:

This is the same brilliant motherfucker who pronounces 'corps' as 'corpse' and thinks there's 57 states.

Not to mention, Austrian is spoken in Austria, according to TFG.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 08:58 PM (rlfds)

169 It's on youtube. I just posted it it it it it again on my my my my FB. Too ppppp pi pi piss people off.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 01, 2016 08:59 PM (CNHr1)

170 I fell for the okey dokey once. It was terrible.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 08:59 PM (39g3+)

171 I think it as AllenG that came up with SCOAMF. He used to say it at the beginning of almost every thread.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 08:59 PM (xESbL)

172 >>>Can I get a big round of applause for Mr. Mitt Romney?<<<

Don't forget John McCain. These two imbeciles lost to King Barry of Silver Tongue. Now there's a legacy which should make a man and his family proud.

Posted by: Fritz at June 01, 2016 08:59 PM (f40FU)

173 Why doesn't he just light up a joint and snack on some potato chips while he speaks in public?

It matters little now.

Posted by: eman at June 01, 2016 08:59 PM (MQEz6)

174 i don't think he knows what okie doke means....how does he not know that?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 01, 2016 08:59 PM (0O7c5)

175 Articulate with no trace of dialectic

Posted by: derit at June 01, 2016 09:00 PM (OC+TJ)

176 Grammie at 150
The Texas joke about the "post turtle" comes to mind.

Posted by: navybrat at June 01, 2016 09:00 PM (w7KSn)

177 163 No worries. It can be hard to tell when your weasel has gone bad.

Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2016 09:00 PM (e3bId)

178 it was the burn the salted stones guy that came up with it.

it's a play on gephart calling bush a miserable failure.

Posted by: x at June 01, 2016 09:00 PM (nFwvY)

179
yeah I too recall it being a commenter.

maybe alleng?

whatever happened to him, by the way?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 01, 2016 08:57 PM (AkOaV)








I think he still doesn't have a blog.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2016 09:00 PM (LuZz8)

180 "Michael Beschloss has the Stanford-Binet scores of all current and past presidents? That's a neat trick.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 08:40 PM (dFi94) "

Let me guess - Obama an unprecedented 7 SD's above the mean (205 IQ), Dubya with the first negative score in the history of the S-B?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 01, 2016 09:00 PM (kumBu)

181 yeah I too recall it being a commenter.



maybe alleng?



whatever happened to him, by the way?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 01, 2016 08:57 PM (AkOaV)

I don't remember if was a post by Ace or if it was in the comments. I kind of remember Ace mentioning it in a post. How many years would that have been?

Posted by: SnowyBits at June 01, 2016 09:00 PM (5swmL)

182 Don't ever go full okie doke.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean

That's pure fucking gold.

Posted by: mpfs at June 01, 2016 09:00 PM (EMYMY)

183 Not to mention, Austrian is spoken in Austria, according to TFG.


Or that the Falkland Islands are the Maldives (which happen to be in the Indian Ocean).

Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 09:00 PM (xESbL)

184 >>Why doesn't he just light up a joint and snack on some potato chips while he speaks in public?

Because I like Cheetos.

Posted by: Barry at June 01, 2016 09:00 PM (c7vUv)

185 SCOAMF and SCOAMT had both prominently entered the modern political vernacular for quite some time.

We should revive it - prominently.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 09:00 PM (4ng05)

186 WTF is an oke-doke?
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 01, 2016 08:48 PM (0LHZx)

Way of saying OK.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 01, 2016 09:01 PM (Ee2nz)

187 I think he still doesn't have a blog.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2016 09:00 PM (LuZz

heh

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 01, 2016 09:01 PM (AkOaV)

188
I fell for the okey dokey once. It was terrible.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 08:59 PM (39g3+)
===============================================

I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 09:01 PM (dFi94)

189 Okie dokey isn't a dance?

Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2016 09:01 PM (e3bId)

190 T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!

Posted by: Porky Pig at June 01, 2016 09:01 PM (DbBV5)

191 174 i don't think he knows what okie doke means....how does he not know that?
Posted by: phoenix girl at June 01, 2016 08:59 PM (0O7c5)

---

There ain't nothing wrong
With a little Okie-doke

Posted by: Reggie "Okie Doke" Love at June 01, 2016 09:01 PM (rlfds)

192 Aw crap, his software's glitching again.

Ask President Jarrett where the system restore disk went.

Posted by: IT Crowd at June 01, 2016 09:01 PM (0GucZ)

193 Come 2024 , I will have not listened to a President speak for 16 years.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 01, 2016 09:01 PM (MNgU2)

194
Thing of it is, the MFM let him get away with it and never challenge it.

Remember that reporter who asked him a question and the rest of the pool chased him and wanted to kill him?

Reminds me of the Monty Python sketch with the boxer whose head gets knocked off. The reporters ask the manager if they can interview him . . .

Manager - "Okay, but keep the questions simple."

Reporter - "Hey champ! How do you feel?"

Manager - "I said keep them simple!!!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 09:01 PM (p4UlV)

195 If this were a one time thing, I'd give him a break.

And if he hadn't been touted as a great speaker, yeah.

The guy has never been anything but a modestly gifted sophist. He says things that are emotionally compelling without substance or intellectual weight.

Which appeals to the pseudo intellectual.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 09:02 PM (39g3+)

196 188 great minds, Grammie!

Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2016 09:02 PM (e3bId)

197 One does not simply okie doke.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 09:02 PM (4ng05)

198 I think the commies spotted him, picked him, groomed him, weaseled him
into position, did a little blackmail, pushed him forward and away we
go.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 08:56 PM (dFi94)




Exactly my take. He was a bonus baby, groomed and moved up through the Red farm system to AAA, finally got a shot at the big club.


His life story of drifting from triumph to triumph without a setback is, on its face, unbelievable.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 09:02 PM (oKE6c)

199 I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 09:01 PM (dFi94)

****

That's what it's all about.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 01, 2016 09:02 PM (YLidQ)

200 Okie-doke is a slam black folks sometimes use towards white people. Axt me how iz no?

Posted by: Fewenuff at June 01, 2016 09:02 PM (T/sbU)

201 Racist prick!

Posted by: Fewenuff at June 01, 2016 09:03 PM (T/sbU)

202 OT because I can. My father has always famously said, "It never hurts to ask." He has been right more times than I care to say.


Case in point. Mr. D went buy a not-so-local (20 miles away) pastry shop this morning to pick me up treats to celebrate my raise. Hours claim 9am to 7pm. He showed up 9:10am in the pouring rain to find the door locked. He gets back in his truck and leaves. As he's pulling out of the parking lot, he sees the "open" light come on. goes down the road, does a uturn and goes back, just to find the door still locked.


So, I pleasantly message the place and tell them what happened. I get a message back from the owner, stating that when he goes back tomorrow or Friday, he needs to ask for her personally and she apologizes profusely.


Yeah. Daddy was right.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at June 01, 2016 09:03 PM (+eR2D)

203 He needs to recite his crunchy figs poem.

Under water grottos, caverns
Filled with apes
That eat figs.
Stepping on the figs
That the apes
Eat, they crunch.
The apes howl, bare
Their fangs, dance,
Tumble in the
Rushing water,
Musty, wet pelts
Glistening in the blue.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 09:03 PM (Nwg0u)

204 wait.....is he the "okie doke"?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 01, 2016 09:03 PM (0O7c5)

205 You fall for the okey-doke when you're all wee-wee'd up.

Posted by: Barack Obama, the modern Shakespeare at June 01, 2016 09:03 PM (Aox82)

206 He thrusts his fists against the post
And still insists he sees the ghost

Posted by: Josephistan at June 01, 2016 09:03 PM (7qAYi)

207 192 Aw crap, his software's glitching again.

Posted by: IT Crowd at June 01, 2016 09:01 PM (0GucZ)




That, or someone needs to check behind the podium.

Not me. No way.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 09:03 PM (oKE6c)

208 Then there was Uncle Pookie on the couch. I never figured that one out.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 01, 2016 09:04 PM (CFc5L)

209 That high school in Plano? Seal every kid's transcripts as tight as Zero's, and pack 'em all off to Columbia.

The one in NYC. TFG's alma mater. And order Columbia to seal all their grades, too.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at June 01, 2016 09:04 PM (fM2Vo)

210 I tuned this droning boring asshole out after about his 15th major primetime address 14 weeks into his first term. stfu dicklips.

Posted by: x at June 01, 2016 09:05 PM (nFwvY)

211 >>> He's also completely useless without a teleprompter.

With one, too.

Posted by: fluffy at June 01, 2016 09:05 PM (2hcmo)

212 WTF is an oke-doke?<<<

It's not as enthusiastic as okie-dokie.

Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 01, 2016 09:05 PM (kk1fo)

213 I think it as AllenG that came up with SCOAMF. He used to say it at the beginning of almost every thread.

I believe you're right. I hope the folks we miss now will be back after the election. I don't begrudge them taking a break lately. I had to for a few years.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 09:05 PM (39g3+)

214 Chris Taylor and broseidon stole my reaction.


I don't begrudge public figures screwing up, or having bad days, and mis-speaking - in general.


Dubya was (actually fairly inaccurately) portrayed as a tongue-tied dummy - yet his reading list would leave this idiot stammering in shock, and on key occasions Bush was quite eloquent.


Thing with this idiot is that there isn't, and never has been, any reason whatsoever to consider him particularly bright and certainly not eloquent, even articulate really.


His ignorance, lack of curiosity, marination in idiocy his whole life, and psychological issues are all pretty obvious to an intelligent observer, but you'd think his incredibly bumbling political ineptitude would have been noticed by more.


His "great" campaign in 2008 consisted of bizarre, repugnant revival meetings with people fainting in reaction to high school-level drivel, interspersed with jaw-dropping gaffes (telling PA gun owners he wouldn't take their guns .... because "I don't have the votes" WTF king of political savvy is that??).

Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2016 09:06 PM (QDnY+)

215 Just read a story at Hotair on how Mrs. Corbin, whom Obama lectured about gun safety, inspired another woman to carry concealed. She was interviewed after she fought off her attacker from a robbery. Just another wrong thing JEF has been wrong about.

Posted by: Picric at June 01, 2016 09:06 PM (s0VSd)

216 Obama's an idiot?

For some reason I'm recalling a Johnny Carson joke about GHWB re Quayle: "He had to find someone with even less charisma than he has".

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 01, 2016 09:06 PM (sattt)

217 Hey, Obozo, how many of my middle fingers do you see?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 09:06 PM (Nwg0u)

218 "And if he hadn't been touted as a great speaker, yeah.

The guy has never been anything but a modestly gifted sophist. He says things that are emotionally compelling without substance or intellectual weight.

Which appeals to the pseudo intellectual.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 09:02 PM (39g3+) "

Even great speakers can get tongue-tied. It's the fact that Obama's never had a single moment of brilliant oratory that wasn't wholly crafted by somebody else. Even his 'great speeches' from the teleprompter were mediocrities puffed up by his sycophants.

If Clatyon Kershaw has a bad start and you tell me he's still the best pitcher of his generation, I'll believe it. But when you try to tell me the guy who's never made it out of the 3rd inning without giving up double digit runs is the new Sandy Koufax, that's when I'll say you're full of shit.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 01, 2016 09:06 PM (kumBu)

219 >>Then there was Uncle Pookie on the couch. I never figured that one out.
Posted by: washrivergal

He was my "funny" uncle who hung around the house when I was a kid. I called him Uncle Pokey.

Posted by: Barry at June 01, 2016 09:07 PM (c7vUv)

220 I think it as AllenG that came up with SCOAMF. He used to say it at the beginning of almost every thread.

***

He used the hell out of it, but it has been an Urban Dictionary term since early 2008.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 01, 2016 09:07 PM (YLidQ)

221 Couldn't get through the entire video, but I will say - this Elijah Craig is pretty good. Of course, it's a naive bourbon without any breeding, but I'm amused by its presumption.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at June 01, 2016 09:07 PM (/WPPJ)

222 An okie from mispoke-y?

Posted by: derit at June 01, 2016 09:07 PM (OC+TJ)

223 Thanks grammie. Now I'm hokie pokieing like nobody's business.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at June 01, 2016 09:07 PM (+eR2D)

224 He wuz thinkin about Psaki's psnatch and it threw him off.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at June 01, 2016 09:07 PM (fM2Vo)

225 You buh buh buh buh

--better eat the green one? OK.

Posted by: Kenneth and Otto at June 01, 2016 09:07 PM (msBGU)

226 https://memegenerator.net/instance/68634051

Posted by: IT Crowd at June 01, 2016 09:07 PM (0GucZ)

227 Is this what he meant by "going Bullworth?"

Sounds more like he's gone bullshit.

Posted by: Sam in Va at June 01, 2016 09:07 PM (9stgl)

228 7 months to go

Posted by: eman at June 01, 2016 09:07 PM (MQEz6)

229 God darnit, Mr. SCOAMF, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

Posted by: Mr. Taggart at June 01, 2016 09:07 PM (EMYMY)

230 IIRC, I believe AllenG got a new job recently. His time here has been more limited. I think I've seen him on the book threads.

Posted by: SnowyBits at June 01, 2016 09:08 PM (5swmL)

231 If you go back and listen to the speeches that made him famous for his oratory, most of it is just lofty meaningless tripe. Rhythm and cadence, lofty sounding, but mostly empty drivel.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 09:08 PM (4ng05)

232 Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2016 09:06 PM (QDnY+)


Well said.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 09:08 PM (xESbL)

233 204 wait.....is he the "okie doke"?
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 01, 2016 09:03 PM (0O7c5)

He was doing his Jar-Jar impression.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6lIqdnU5NQ

Posted by: Josephistan at June 01, 2016 09:08 PM (7qAYi)

234 POTUS has been upset since ReRoots began. He is 7% African. Says so in his book.

Posted by: Valerie Jarret at June 01, 2016 09:09 PM (FXW24)

235 212 WTF is an oke-doke?

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http://tinyurl.com/h874xm9

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 09:09 PM (rlfds)

236 231 Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 09:08 PM (4ng05)

Uh er There is no blue America and there is no red America there is er ah uh uh Purple America.

Fuck his red diaper ass.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 09:09 PM (g8Hfr)

237 Exactly my take. He was a bonus baby, groomed and moved up through the
Red farm system to AAA, finally got a shot at the big club.



Ayers hoped they could get him mayor of Chicago then fate.

Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 01, 2016 09:09 PM (kk1fo)

238 SCOAMF was a Toby original IIRC. Now Grump.

Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2016 09:09 PM (qUNWi)

239 Thanks grammie. Now I'm hokie pokieing like nobody's business.


Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at June 01, 2016 09:07 PM (+eR2D)
============================================

You're welcome. I get lots of practice at it with the two year old. Left arm? Right leg? I might as well be speaking Japanese.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 09:09 PM (dFi94)

240
221 Couldn't get through the entire video, but I will say - this Elijah Craig is pretty good. Of course, it's a naive bourbon without any breeding, but I'm amused by its presumption.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at June 01, 2016 09:07 PM (/WPPJ)

It is good and remarkably cheap.

I'm addicted to Four Roses.

Posted by: eman at June 01, 2016 09:09 PM (MQEz6)

241 >>POTUS has been upset since ReRoots began. He is 7% African.

When he says he has some African in him, he means me.

Posted by: Reggie at June 01, 2016 09:10 PM (c7vUv)

242 You know sometimes you just gotta okie your dokie. It's a fact of life.

Posted by: Tuna at June 01, 2016 09:10 PM (JSovD)

243 What on earth is a 'bunch of okie doke'?

Posted by: IC at June 01, 2016 09:11 PM (zK6nG)

244
So "okie-doke" is some racist code language.

This fucking prick deserves a belt in the mouth.

And on that cheery note, it's off to bed for me.

Later kids.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 09:11 PM (p4UlV)

245 7 months to go

Posted by: eman at June 01, 2016 09:07 PM (MQEz6)
=========================================

That long? Dang.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 09:11 PM (dFi94)

246 243 What on earth is a 'bunch of okie done'?

---

A bunch of lies.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 09:11 PM (rlfds)

247 Goodnight J.J. Have a restful night.


Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 09:12 PM (dFi94)

248 If you go back and listen to the speeches that made him famous for his oratory, most of it is just lofty meaningless tripe. Rhythm and cadence, lofty sounding, but mostly empty drivel.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 09:08 PM (4ng05)

Yup....and millions and millions of stupid Americans voted for this idiot. Twice.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 01, 2016 09:12 PM (ej1L0)

249 Uh er There is no blue America and there is no red America there is er ah uh uh Purple America.

Fuck his red diaper ass.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 09:09 PM (g8Hfr)

Today is the day the oceans began to recede and the planet began to heal!

Or some such nonsense.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 09:12 PM (4ng05)

250 Fuck his red diaper ass.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 09:09 PM (g8Hfr)


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Believe me, I do.

Posted by: Reggie at June 01, 2016 09:13 PM (rlfds)

251 That long? Dang.

I'm hoping the Cubs can wait til next year to win it all.

TFG will take full credit for it this year.

Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2016 09:13 PM (qUNWi)

252
245 7 months to go

Posted by: eman at June 01, 2016 09:07 PM (MQEz6)
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That long? Dang.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 09:11 PM (dFi94)

Let your mind drift back to the day Mitt lost.

You will feel better about having seven months to go.

Posted by: eman at June 01, 2016 09:13 PM (MQEz6)

253 wait.....is he the "okie doke"?<<<

no, he's the opium dopey.

Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 01, 2016 09:13 PM (kk1fo)

254 Well.. okay, disgusting. But did you see those creases!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2016 09:14 PM (RrDm2)

255 George Bush gave some of the best speeches by a President. His eulogy of Reagan, any number of his speeches to the Military academies , Whitehall speech and the UN speech. Everyone of his SOTU speeches were greeted the next day with reluctant praise for being 'above expectations' . Yet the meme was he was a tongue tied idiot.

The exact moniker that should be applied to Obama if the reports are accurate. The next day after everyone of his speeches it's nothing but spin for why it sucked so bad.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 01, 2016 09:15 PM (MNgU2)

256 Remember a character on Fat Albert, Mushmouth? Yeah, well, he grew up to be president.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 09:15 PM (Nwg0u)

257 I'm gonna okie doke myself into bed. Until tomorrow or sometime in the future, 'rons....

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at June 01, 2016 09:15 PM (+eR2D)

258 Front and center on Drudge:

"Trump Turns Obama Into Stuttering Mess"

I love it.

Posted by: Tuna at June 01, 2016 09:16 PM (JSovD)

259 256 Remember a character on Fat Albert, Mushmouth? Yeah, well, he grew up to be president.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 09:15 PM (Nwg0u)

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LOL!

I was trying to remember his name.

Thanks.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 09:16 PM (rlfds)

260 Mmmmmmmm mmmm mmmmy sharona

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 01, 2016 09:16 PM (dULJN)

261 If it weren't for greasy uncle Joe Biden, we might not ever have know that he was clean cut and didn't speak with that negro dialect.

G-d luv ya, Joe.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 09:16 PM (4ng05)

262 Yup....and millions and millions of stupid Americans voted for this idiot.
Twice.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 01, 2016 09:12 PM (ej1L0)


Some would give folks a pass for the first time.
The second time became an epiphany for me, concerning the intelligence and/or tribal loyalty of my fellow Americans.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 01, 2016 09:16 PM (kKHcp)

263 This is rich.

Zippy as defender of the fate of the American middle class.

Substitute the word Iranian for American and you might could believe the congenital lying,traitorous bastard.

Personally Zippy's concerns are simple: who is packing his fudge tonight and tomorrow's tee time.

Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at June 01, 2016 09:17 PM (3ZttN)

264 I've been saying it for years: This is the first Zippy the Pinhead president.

And that is an insult to Zippy.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2016 09:17 PM (J6XDt)

265 Bathhouse Barry has had black "roots" in him, on this much we're in agreement.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2016 09:18 PM (6FqZa)

266 Don't forget his concern over where the prime chiba is coming from.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 09:18 PM (39g3+)

267 He is really getting tired of this gig. Once he's free it's gonna be party on!

Posted by: freaked at June 01, 2016 09:19 PM (BO/km)

268 If you go back and listen to the speeches that made him famous for his oratory, most of it is just lofty meaningless tripe.

-
Reagan: Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!

Obozo: If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 09:19 PM (Nwg0u)

269 Good lord, to Chicagoans Okey-Doke is, and always will be, the late, lamented Jay's Potato Chip's company's brand of cheese popcorn.

Still made by Snyders, after buying out Jay's, and still pretty good.

So he's saying 'Don't fall for the cheese popcorn!'

What a stupid jagoff.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 01, 2016 09:19 PM (XdbLA)

270 What if the Okey Dokey is what it's all about?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2016 09:19 PM (RrDm2)

271 Remember a character on Fat Albert, Mushmouth? Yeah, well, he grew up to be president.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 09:15 PM (Nwg0u)

Hahaha...yup...didn't he wear some silly ass hood on his head or something?

HeyBa Fat Albertba letsem goba downtownba and buys somes crackba?

Hey, hey hey, get the fuck outta my way, or I will bust a cap in yo ass!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 01, 2016 09:20 PM (ej1L0)

272 Hillary's server resided in dank places,
Obama's words yield sank faces

Posted by: derit at June 01, 2016 09:20 PM (OC+TJ)

273 Zombie Laurence Peter just emailed to say that he's postumously renamed his theory the Pecker Principal in honor of the president.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2016 09:20 PM (J6XDt)

274 270
What if the Okey Dokey is what it's all about?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2016 09:19 PM (RrDm2)
then we will do the okey dokey

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 01, 2016 09:21 PM (0O7c5)

275 Hairyback Guy, using the friend of a rapist to attack the president.
You are supposed to marry the rapist to become the president.
Heh, heh, heh.

Posted by: freedom2014despitebarack at June 01, 2016 09:21 PM (SEFXb)

276 Legitimately the dumbest fuck to ever hold any office in the United States.

And half the country worships his soiled diaper.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2016 09:22 PM (J6XDt)

277 It's always fun to see an AoS meme show up elsewhere on the web; I've recently seen SCOAMF used at Insty, and SMOD damn near everywhere.

Also, I've figured out how David French became the choice for a 3rd party bid; the dicks at NRO that wrote the anti-Trump issue got together and French got the short straw.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 01, 2016 09:22 PM (gyKtp)

278 Obama wasn't promoted past the point of his competence. His only competence was a small time community organizer/rabble rouser in Chicago. Being president is just the ultimate example of affirmative action.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 09:22 PM (39g3+)

279 Guys, Guys! I was just auditioning to hand out with Lebron in the new Space Jam movie.

Posted by: O**** at June 01, 2016 09:23 PM (vq6QR)

280 276 Legitimately the dumbest fuck to ever hold any office in the United States.

And half the country worships his soiled diaper.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2016 09:22 PM (J6XDt)

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Yet I'm supposed to believe that elections will save us all...

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 09:23 PM (rlfds)

281 Also, I've figured out how David French became the choice for a 3rd party bid; the dicks at NRO that wrote the anti-Trump issue got together and French got the short straw.

A shame, because I'm sure Kevin "Djugashvili" Williamson really wanted that job.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2016 09:23 PM (6FqZa)

282 Hopefully history will remember that twit as the biggest JEF to ever be president.

Posted by: freaked at June 01, 2016 09:23 PM (BO/km)

283 OT but holy cow, everybody drinks like a fish on Daredevil.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 01, 2016 09:23 PM (jR7Wy)

284 If you like your okie doke, you can keep your okie doke.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 09:23 PM (Nwg0u)

285 Can't watch it
At least not now

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 01, 2016 09:24 PM (voOPb)

286 283 OT but holy cow, everybody drinks like a fish on Daredevil.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 01, 2016 09:23 PM (jR7Wy)

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Pikers.

Posted by: Teh Horde at June 01, 2016 09:24 PM (rlfds)

287 A shame, because I'm sure Kevin "Djugashvili" Williamson really wanted that job.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2016 09:23 PM (6FqZa)
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I see him as more of a "Bronstein".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 01, 2016 09:24 PM (jR7Wy)

288 You put your left foot in
You put your left foot out
You put your left foot in
And you shake it all about

You do the okey dokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2016 09:25 PM (RrDm2)

289 286 283 OT but holy cow, everybody drinks like a fish on Daredevil.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 01, 2016 09:23 PM (jR7Wy)

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Pikers.
Posted by: Teh Horde at June 01, 2016 09:24 PM (rlfds)

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More like basking sharks.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 01, 2016 09:25 PM (jR7Wy)

290 Are you trying to tell me that the emperor is stark naked?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 01, 2016 09:26 PM (IqV8l)

291 J. J. wins 27.5% of the Innerwebz for coining the term "meatsuit".

Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2016 09:26 PM (J6XDt)

292 281 Also, I've figured out how David French became the choice for a 3rd party bid; the dicks at NRO that wrote the anti-Trump issue got together and French got the short straw.

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Still giggling at whoever said that David French looks like a thumb.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 09:26 PM (rlfds)

293 That was so bad I almost felt sorry for him.

Posted by: Ruth H at June 01, 2016 09:27 PM (l9C+M)

294 The Okie Dokie

You put your left hand in.
You put your left hand in further.
And shake it all about.
More left hand in deeper and harder.

Everybody sing it with me!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 09:27 PM (Nwg0u)

295 Is Okie Dokie code for something? Like a trigger word maybe?

Posted by: freaked at June 01, 2016 09:27 PM (BO/km)

296 My attitude on Obama is 'I see his face, I click away'.

I don't expect I'll actually want to look at the man until he's dead, just to confirm he won't ever be able to fuck up the country again.

He's almost exactly my age so I'd better go work out now.

Posted by: JEM at June 01, 2016 09:27 PM (o+SC1)

297 If not for elastic underwear this clown would be totally exposed...

Posted by: Marge from Fargo at June 01, 2016 09:27 PM (ZeZ8P)

298
Nancy French 31 minutes ago

My husband @davidafrench is in Vermont thinking and praying




Nancy, there are men on the internet. Men!

Talking to them has been forbidden by the Father Husband!


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 01, 2016 09:27 PM (kdS6q)

299 A statesman in the principled tradition of Caes--sieze--see---

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Publius_Clodius_Pulcher

Posted by: derit at June 01, 2016 09:28 PM (OC+TJ)

300 In case y'all didn't catch the drift of that most excellent speech, Barry said that the new Roots was the greatest reboot since Marvel dumped Toby Magwhoski as Spiderman.

Posted by: Fritz at June 01, 2016 09:28 PM (f40FU)

301 Joe Hallenbeck, Bush's September 20 2001 speech to a joint session was actually one of the best (and most important) speeches given since WWII. Both in content, and delivery.


Turns out to have been mostly for naught, but most didn't know the country had lost its nerve and sense at that point.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2016 09:28 PM (QDnY+)

302 The Drudge headline is hilarious

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 01, 2016 09:28 PM (dULJN)

303 283 OT but holy cow, everybody drinks like a fish on Daredevil.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 01, 2016 09:23 PM (jR7Wy)

You should watch "Jessica Jones." Her superpower is to drink whisky like John Belushi.

Posted by: Josephistan at June 01, 2016 09:28 PM (7qAYi)

304 navybrat #120: Some enterprising young video media student should put the stuttering part on a loop and scrub it back and forth like the rap djs do.

Weasel Zippers did this, not quite, but sorta.

https://youtu.be/irFvZh_F3Hc

Posted by: mindful webworker - full of confusion at June 01, 2016 09:28 PM (5a8XA)

305 Ya stuttering prick ya!

Posted by: Joe Pesci at June 01, 2016 09:28 PM (mxMho)

306 this barely functioning halfwit is the light bringer? yeah, we're in great hands. hell, his commie mom probably applauded when the special little oreo shit his pants. what a fuckwit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 01, 2016 09:29 PM (ucDmr)

307 I bet Barry wears a thong

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 01, 2016 09:29 PM (dULJN)

308
Ben Shapiro*

6 Reasons A David French Presidential Run Could Be Great

*Precisely 3 apples tall

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 01, 2016 09:30 PM (kdS6q)

309 For anyone considering David French as an alternative candidate I give you: Ross Perot.

Without whom the Clinton's remain a footnote (albeit, a sleazy one) to history.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 09:30 PM (xESbL)

310 Hairyback Guy, using the friend of a rapist to attack the president.
You are supposed to marry the rapist to become the president.
Heh, heh, heh.
Posted by: freedom2014despitebarack at June 01, 2016 09:21 PM (SEFXb)

Hahaha...yup, too funny! They should do a remake of Fat Albert and the Gang but have them hang with the real gangs, the Bloods and the Crips. It would be a laugh riot.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 01, 2016 09:30 PM (ej1L0)

311
Okie Dokis means KILL WHITEY! Rise up Brothers and Sisters and do what is overdue!

The chair is against Pauls long mustache!

Posted by: Barky POTASS at June 01, 2016 09:30 PM (E49J+)

312 Don't make me go all Okie Dokie on yo ass.

Posted by: The Trumpster at June 01, 2016 09:30 PM (BO/km)

313 305 Ya stuttering prick ya!
Posted by: Joe Pesci at June 01, 2016 09:28 PM (mxMho)

"Everything that guy just said is bullshit."

Joe Pesci has become a post-modern Nostradamus.

Posted by: Josephistan at June 01, 2016 09:31 PM (7qAYi)

314 Damn!

I'm surprised he didn't try a mike drop a la 8 Mile.

Of course, if he had, he'd've probably electrocuted someone...

Posted by: Captain Comic at June 01, 2016 09:31 PM (YiLg1)

315
Matt Walsh*

It's worth noting that @DavidAFrench would be the first bearded president since 1889. This is reason enough to support him.

*Into bear hunting, IYKWIM

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 01, 2016 09:32 PM (kdS6q)

316 LDC, good catch, as ever.


I've got nothing against French and expect all of this to be mostly forgotten within a month.


But such an obviously ridiculous stunt cannot be expected to pass without some ridicule and general rough-housing.


(and seriously, WTF with his "pact" before going to Iraq? General Order #1 in CENTCOM would take care of the alcohol thing - though as I said yesterday ...... don't go sniffing that can of "Diet Coke" that soldier is sipping out by the palace pool .....)


Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2016 09:32 PM (QDnY+)

317 Obama is a man without feck.

Or dick.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 09:33 PM (xESbL)

318 The chair is against Pauls long mustache!
Posted by: Barky POTASS at June 01, 2016 09:30 PM (E49J+)

Well, he was the Walrus.

Posted by: Josephistan at June 01, 2016 09:33 PM (7qAYi)

319 308 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 01, 2016 09:30 PM (kdS6q)

Poor Ben must spend a lot on flesh colored make-up...


Lalalalala-lalala-la HEY!

//Smurf

Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 09:33 PM (g8Hfr)

320 I swear, every time SCOAMF goes off script and tries to use slang, it's like he's only heard it from other people and he's trying it out for the first time. It's like Thurston Howell trying to order a drink at a biker bar.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2016 09:33 PM (XN0hD)

321 'would be the first bearded president since 1889'

Ahem.

Posted by: mochelle my belle at June 01, 2016 09:34 PM (BO/km)

322 Sweet! 20k committed to Occupy DNC protest.

They may not yet be feeling the burn, but I bet they ain't enjoying the hemorrhoidal itch.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 09:34 PM (4ng05)

323 It's true. This man has no feck.

Posted by: mochelle my belle at June 01, 2016 09:34 PM (BO/km)

324 OK LDC, what's the "apples" thing?


Yes - you *do* have to explain everything to me.


My hermetic separation from most pop culture takes effort, but is proving to be effective, so to speak.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2016 09:35 PM (QDnY+)

325 Watched all 40 seconds. That is literally the longest I've ever heard that prick talk.

Posted by: Michael at June 01, 2016 09:35 PM (KClXw)

326 re: Obama IQ and Beschloss

Imus had a great exchange with Beschloss after Beschloss said Obama has the highest IQ of any president.

Imus: What is Obama's IQ?

Beschloss: ... I mean, he easily is the ...

Imus: I'm asking what number is his IQ?

Beschloss: ... so, you see, based on Obama's

Imus: Do you know Obama's IQ?

Beschloss ... well, no, but ...

Imus: Okay, you don't know Obama's IQ.

-

Posted by: BumperStickerist at June 01, 2016 09:35 PM (uhftQ)

327 Obama's so stupid, someone told him to do the robot...and now R2D2 has AIDS.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 09:36 PM (rlfds)

328 I want my next President to be a man with lots and lots of feck. And hap.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 09:36 PM (xESbL)

329
OK LDC, what's the "apples" thing?
Posted by: rhomboid



www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIqJ18JHNtE

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 01, 2016 09:37 PM (kdS6q)

330 I like the "okie doke" comment. captain faceplant showing his "hood cred" by indulging in some ghetto patios.

Posted by: docweasel at June 01, 2016 09:37 PM (XxzcU)

331
The fact that the stuttering queen is going to lecture us on creating divisions based on race or religion is rich since she's done nothing but since day one

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2016 09:37 PM (45oDG)

332 I also want my next President to make the country one that Michelle Obama can be ashamed of again.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 09:37 PM (xESbL)

333 Obama's so stupid, he thought he needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 09:37 PM (rlfds)

334 For the first time in my life, I'm embarrassed to be an American.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:30 PM (p4UlV)


I took a construction job in Saudi Arabia about six months after Operation Eagle Claw - where Jimmy the C. managed to kill 8 Americans and lose two aircraft without ever making contact with the enemy. Lots of Canucks and Brits for co-workers, and they were not gentle. That was pretty embarrassing.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at June 01, 2016 09:38 PM (O4NI/)

335
Or:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IonDDngoctE

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 01, 2016 09:38 PM (kdS6q)

336 Barry, someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in the food service or housekeeping industries.

Posted by: Dr. Venkman at June 01, 2016 09:38 PM (XN0hD)

337 Imus gets a Pulitzer.

Posted by: 80's music fan at June 01, 2016 09:38 PM (C9Rdt)

338 My hermetic separation from most pop culture takes effort, but is proving to be effective, so to speak.



Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2016 09:35 PM (QDnY+)

Same here, but it doesn't take much effort. Similarly, I feel no urge to take a swan dive at the local sewage treatment plant.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 09:38 PM (oKE6c)

339 For anyone considering David French as an alternative candidate I give you: Ross Perot.

Without whom the Clinton's remain a footnote (albeit, a sleazy one) to history.
Posted by: LGoPs
-----------

Yeah, well, I voted my conscience.
Okay... maybe I lost sight of the fact that the election was about the Presidency, rather than my feelings, but, dammit, I did the right thing. It's not my fault that Clinton waltzed into office with 39% of the vote.

I is kind, I is smart, I is important, and I'll never acknowledge that the entire Clinton machine and all of its destruction is any fault of mine.


Posted by: 'Principled' Perot Voter at June 01, 2016 09:38 PM (RrDm2)

340


It sure would be good to have this large group that could investigate things like this, like, if if iiiiiii f he actually is a moron without aaaaaaaany experience aaaaaaat anything.

But, we we we we we don't need that in our politics.

Trump and veterans, stuff like that.


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz The Main Dude My Man Esq at June 01, 2016 09:39 PM (ijIy6)

341 I bet Barry wears a thong

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 01, 2016 09:29 PM (dULJN)



With his butt plug

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2016 09:39 PM (45oDG)

342 All you guys saying you can't stand to listen to President Obnoxious speak... I just have to say, this video is well worth 40 seconds of your life.

I'm reminded of this classic...
https://youtu.be/35waIijoy-s?t=2m30s

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at June 01, 2016 09:40 PM (0OG8D)

343 My favorite part:

Dubya - on his first round of golf after leaving office - was a better golfer than Obama, after his 270th round of golf played while in office.

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Posted by: BumperStickerist at June 01, 2016 09:40 PM (uhftQ)

344 That was pretty embarrassing.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz!
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That was the first time that I was embarrassed to be an American.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2016 09:41 PM (RrDm2)

345 how does putin watch this assclown and not piss himself laughing?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 01, 2016 09:41 PM (ucDmr)

346 343 My favorite part:
Dubya - on his first round of golf after leaving office - was a better golfer than Obama, after his 270th round of golf played while in office.
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Posted by: BumperStickerist at June 01, 2016 09:40 PM (uhftQ)



Anyone who's ever seen his golf swing will not be surprised by this.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 09:42 PM (oKE6c)

347 Y'all... Don't talk while He's talking. You'll throw Him off. It's *your* fault He can't reach the Heights of Oratory.

(Commenting on the right post, now. Ignore the other comment. I blame The Okie Doke.)

Posted by: The Okie Doke at June 01, 2016 09:42 PM (yODqO)

348 320 I swear, every time SCOAMF goes off script and tries to use slang, it's like he's only heard it from other people and he's trying it out for the first time. It's like Thurston Howell trying to order a drink at a biker bar.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2016 09:33 PM (XN0hD)
...............
That is totally off base and uncalled for!

Posted by: Thurston Howell Trump at June 01, 2016 09:42 PM (ZeZ8P)

349 how does putin watch this assclown and not piss himself laughing?


Because he knows that this assclown doesn't represent all of us - or most of us - and that we are seething with anger and waiting to take our country back. So he better be careful in just how far he pushes.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 09:43 PM (xESbL)

350 Anyone who's ever seen his golf swing will not be surprised by this.
Posted by: Jay Guevara
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He needs more time in the weight room.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2016 09:43 PM (RrDm2)

351 Not the first time for me. This guy is a perpetual embarrassment.

Posted by: freaked at June 01, 2016 09:44 PM (BO/km)

352 I'll never acknowledge that the entire Clinton machine and all of its destruction is any fault of mine.
Posted by: 'Principled' Perot Voter


Nor should Perot Voters.

George Bush Senior was and is an arrogant tool, he of the Points of Light campaign celebrating commies across Washington DC. He of the tax hike. He of NAFTA and the ADA.

If Bush had actually ruled as advertised - as a supporter of American interests - Perot wouldn't have got anywhere. He'd probably not have bothered.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2016 09:44 PM (6FqZa)

353 How about we pile on those who voted for George The First in 1992 instead? They shouldn't have split the votes that belonged to Perot.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2016 09:45 PM (6FqZa)

354 He needs more time in the weight room.


He needs more time in the room where they hand out balls.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 09:45 PM (xESbL)

355 Me!

Posted by: Harold Hecuba at June 01, 2016 09:45 PM (uhftQ)

356 >>I bet Barry wears a thong
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway

Not for long.

Posted by: Reggie at June 01, 2016 09:46 PM (c7vUv)

357 Expect more and more outrageous behavior until the day he leaves office. He doesn't GAF at this point.

Posted by: freaked at June 01, 2016 09:46 PM (BO/km)

358 Nor should Perot Voters.
-----------
Without animosity, I rest my case.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2016 09:46 PM (RrDm2)

359 Perot was on a personal vendetta. Nothing more, nothing less. And with all of GHWB's faults we ended up with Clinton as a result.
I would have preferred that Perot work out his anger with a therapist.
Instead he used us as his therapy couch. Fuck him.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 09:48 PM (xESbL)

360 358 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2016 09:46 PM (RrDm2)

My mother in law, rest her soul was a PROUD Perotsite who "hated that Bush lied about taxes"and thus elected indirectly an asshat who raised her taxes even higher...

"b/c feelz"

Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 09:48 PM (g8Hfr)

361 If Bush had actually ruled as advertised - as a supporter of American interests - Perot wouldn't have got anywhere.


Yup. 'Read my lips' was a classic fail and an indicator of things to come.

Posted by: freaked at June 01, 2016 09:48 PM (BO/km)

362 The day of the rubber bullet has passed.

Posted by: goon at June 01, 2016 09:50 PM (WCaSy)

363 elected indirectly

Frankly, I deny that there is such a thing as "indirect election". The only people to blame for Clinton's election are Clinton's voters.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2016 09:50 PM (6FqZa)

364 "I like the "okie doke" comment."



What is "okie doke?"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 01, 2016 09:50 PM (82DE7)

365 Yeah, but left out of the "read my Lips" narrative is that Bush was backstabbed by the Democrat Congress. As is their wont. Lying, deceitful motherfuckers.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 09:50 PM (xESbL)

366 George Bush Senior was and is an arrogant tool, he of the Points of Light campaign celebrating commies across Washington DC. He of the tax hike. He of NAFTA and the ADA.

If Bush had actually ruled as advertised - as a supporter of American interests - Perot wouldn't have got anywhere. He'd probably not have bothered.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2016 09:44 PM (6FqZa)


Disagree completely. Bush 41 was not a bad president at all. Faced with a hostile Congress and large deficits, he did his best. Lest we forget, he cleaned up the S&L mess, threw the Iraqis out of Kuwait, and managed our relations with the collapsing USSR so as not to cause WWIII with the remnants. Took out Noriega in Panama. His budget deal with the Democrats actually led to the only government surpluses in recent memory. I'm not saying he was perfect, but given the circumstances he did pretty well. Certainly not deserving of your sneering, 20/20 hindsight backbiting.

Posted by: HTL at June 01, 2016 09:51 PM (hhBXE)

367 Obama needs to be more careful. Getting yourself photographed while stuttering about social problems undermines peoples perception of you.

Posted by: Debra Messing at June 01, 2016 09:51 PM (/m8T6)

368 More obmama vs. the teleprompter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XuItt6iuMc

Trying to find the video where obamam is introducing the Prime Minister of Ireland, there's a glitch in TOTUS, and he introduces the irish PM to himself.

Posted by: Josephistan at June 01, 2016 09:52 PM (7qAYi)

369 363 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2016 09:50 PM (6FqZa)

The Perotsites little rage fit gave us Beijing Billy.

End of story.

Look I've made my peace with it, we are being punished for the GOP's stupidity over the last 28 years.

I get it.

It is not funny, it is not pleasant, I hate we are having a slow rolling communist revolution but there it is.

Thanks Ross, jam the charts up your ass.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 09:53 PM (g8Hfr)

370 Trying to find the video where obamam is introducing the Prime Minister of Ireland, there's a glitch in TOTUS, and he introduces the irish PM to himself.


I love that one. I'll help you look.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 09:53 PM (oKE6c)

371
threw the Iraqis out of Kuwait

I wonder how things would be today if we had stayed out of that?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 01, 2016 09:54 PM (IqV8l)

372
Obama's so stupid, he thought he needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 09:37 PM (rlfds)
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Okey-doke!

Posted by: iforgot at June 01, 2016 09:54 PM (5o5ek)

373 Editor of the Harvard Law Review?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2016 09:55 PM (KQTmr)

374 Wenb you hab a code and your node ib dopped up you hab do dass on de doke.

Posted by: Code deb at June 01, 2016 09:55 PM (BO/km)

375 Yeah, his foreign policy was excellent and I'll take your word on the S&L mess.

But we're going to have to disagree on that budget deal. The surpluses happened far in the future of Bush's ouster... so you're not just supporting Bush's tax hike, but Clinton's.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2016 09:55 PM (6FqZa)

376 Sigh.

Our Boyfriend the President is so Dreamy. He knows just what to say to make us feel like he's one of us... one of the regular people.

/rushing off to bathroom, hoping to meet a trans man/woman for a 'release' massage

Posted by: Your Betters at the MSM at June 01, 2016 09:55 PM (AHDxb)

377 Never go full retard

Posted by: lousagirl at June 01, 2016 09:56 PM (9plvG)

378 Trying to find the video where obamam is introducing the Prime
Minister of Ireland, there's a glitch in TOTUS, and he introduces the
irish PM to himself.


Yeah, but Obama's black so pointing this out is racist *rolling eyes*.

Actually, when you think of it, protecting his iddy biddy feewings by NOT POINTING IT OUT is what is truly racist.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 09:56 PM (xESbL)

379 371 Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 01, 2016 09:54 PM (IqV8l)

We were not wrong to aid them.

I belied that then I still do.

Saddam controlling 1/4 of the world's production would probably have led to World War Three before 2010.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 09:56 PM (g8Hfr)

380 372 Okey-doke!

Posted by: iforgot at June 01, 2016 09:54 PM (5o5ek
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Yeah, what was that referring to anyway?

Posted by: MTF at June 01, 2016 09:56 PM (/m8T6)

381 What is "okie doke?"
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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It's what it's all about.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2016 09:57 PM (RrDm2)

382 BTW, the title of this post is highly insulting.

We take umbrage.

UMBRAGE.

Posted by: Mental Defectives Everywhere at June 01, 2016 09:57 PM (AHDxb)

383 What a complete fucking tool.

Posted by: deadrody at June 01, 2016 09:58 PM (q72NU)

384 Saddam's rapidly-Islamising government would have caused a disaster in the Gulf if he hadn't been stopped. And by "stopped" in the passive voice I mean "stopped by infidels", because Iran was sure to attack that lunatic in the rear if he'd gone on to Saudi and/or Syria.

So again, Bush made the right call there, as he often did in foreign policy...

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2016 09:58 PM (6FqZa)

385 'Bush was backstabbed by the Democrat Congress. As is their wont. '

And he didn't see that coming? Guess he picked the wrong friends.

Posted by: frreaked at June 01, 2016 09:58 PM (BO/km)

386 Late to the thread, but those 1st 10 comments almost made m pee my pants.

I love you guys.

Posted by: Infidel at June 01, 2016 09:58 PM (dlTLF)

387 You can have my umbrage. Just don't take my guns.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 09:58 PM (xESbL)

388 Sheriff Clark was just on Megan Kelly, going up one side of Rahm Emanuel and down the other. Chicago is the Progressive utopia.

Posted by: MTF at June 01, 2016 09:58 PM (/m8T6)

389 is perot living on a peanut farm, or is he dead?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 01, 2016 09:59 PM (ucDmr)

390 Maybe the Vietnamese reprogramming did some damage.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2016 09:59 PM (KQTmr)

391 >>threw the Iraqis out of Kuwait

I wonder how things would be today if we had stayed out of that?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.


The problem wasn't kicking them out.

The problem was GHBush's velvet-glove interest in allowing Saddam's regime to continue. There was no excuse not capture or kill him and his secondaries.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2016 10:00 PM (p2X2f)

392 Sheriff Clark Trump VP!!!

Posted by: lousagirl at June 01, 2016 10:00 PM (9plvG)

393 Ack, should have been first 100. I'm retarded today.

Posted by: Infidel at June 01, 2016 10:00 PM (dlTLF)

394 Watching that video made me throw up in my mouth a little.

Posted by: President ValJarJar at June 01, 2016 10:01 PM (/m8T6)

395 This should be David French's campaign slogan: "Take back your umbrage."

Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 10:01 PM (xESbL)

396 this guy makes corky look like a rocket surgeon.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 01, 2016 10:01 PM (ucDmr)

397 What are the chances of Trump saying, "Okie Doke," tomorrow?

Posted by: davidt at June 01, 2016 10:01 PM (YOrKb)

398 threw the Iraqis out of Kuwait

Yep he did that and then failed to go all the way and finish the job so we wouldn't have to go back later.

Posted by: frreaked at June 01, 2016 10:01 PM (BO/km)

399 383 What a complete fucking tool.

Posted by: deadrody at June 01, 2016 09:58 PM (q72NU)
---------------------------------------------

Hey, that job is taken!

Posted by: Joey Choo-Choo Biden at June 01, 2016 10:02 PM (/m8T6)

400 OK, this is pretty funny. An Asian Windows 8 commercial.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/235164-2/#respond

It's in the comments. Scroll down for it.

And note who posted it.

Posted by: rickl at June 01, 2016 10:03 PM (sdi6R)

401 You can have my umbrage. Just don't take my guns.
Posted by: LGoPs
----

In 'The Road Past Mandalay', John Masters recounts that his unit (behind Jap lines in Burma) received some critical message from their command structure. Masters' people replied that they 'took umbrage' at the comments. Apparently the command structure spent the next three hours trying to find 'Umbrage' on the map.

Good book, btw. Worth reading, with some moments that are very sobering.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2016 10:03 PM (RrDm2)

402
I've heard it said that Perot took as many D votes as R votes so made no difference. I've also heard that the pyramids were built by illegal aliens so who knows?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 01, 2016 10:03 PM (IqV8l)

403 From the sidebar:
TV viewing, anyone want to watch softballs tossed at President 4Putt? If so, check out your tax dollars at work on PBS. [Mis. Hum.]

If I got to see someone flinging some real life softballs at him like the circus geek he is, I would pay money to see that.


@Mis Hum: the text of the item looks like there was supposed to be a link there, but it isn't there.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 01, 2016 10:03 PM (R+30W)

404 weft, the worry at the time (I was in the UK 1988-92) was that if the allies had thrown Saddam out, maybe letting him and his sons (don't forget his asshole spawn!) linger around Tikrit and Sunni-stan, Iran would have moved in and taken lower Iraq.

Thus solving the problem of Iraq owning all those reserves, and replacing that with the problem of Iran owning them.

In the UK at the time we weren't too keen on the ayatollahs. They'd just ordered a hit on a fellow citizen.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2016 10:04 PM (6FqZa)

405 "Yeah, what was that referring to anyway?"


Well, as it so often the case, I went and did my own research. Per "Urban Dictionary":


Believing a lie; falling for a scam.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 01, 2016 10:05 PM (82DE7)

406 If only I could have raised up Barack from his little boyhood, he would have spoken so much better there. And he would wear brighter colored neckties too, maybe a little pinkish.

Posted by: Hairy Reid, the troll under the bridge at June 01, 2016 10:05 PM (/m8T6)

407 Apparently the command structure spent the next three hours trying to find 'Umbrage' on the map.


ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 10:05 PM (xESbL)

408 402 Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 01, 2016 10:03 PM (IqV8l)

The problem was the little hand grenade with a bad haircut ran interference for Clennis in the debates.

I called it when he tossed his little fez in the ring and the Gremlin did not let me down.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 10:06 PM (g8Hfr)

409 373 Editor of the Harvard Law Review?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2016 09:55 PM
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No, he was not editor. That would require reading, writing, and editing.
Obama was "president" of Law Review, which only entails presiding over meetings --- when you bother to show up.
It's a purely social honor.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2016 10:08 PM (T/5A0)

410 >>is perot living on a peanut farm, or is he dead?
Posted by: chavez the hugo

I've never been able to tell the difference.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at June 01, 2016 10:08 PM (c7vUv)

411 409 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2016 10:08 PM (T/5A0)

He remains the *unpublished* President of the Harvard Law Review...

Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 10:10 PM (g8Hfr)

412 Just back from a birthday dinner in town. Large titties were involved.

Speaking of boobs, I hit the mute button the moment The One began blathering.

It pisses me to no end he will be staying in DC for the two years for the youngest moochette to finish Sidwell Friends.

And he's warned us he's going to stay involved politically.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:10 PM (1ZOkK)

413 The suit has no emperor

Posted by: phreshone at June 01, 2016 10:10 PM (12kBq)

414 Somebody wind the little bitch up

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at June 01, 2016 10:11 PM (12kBq)

415 That's what you get when you hang out with George Mitchell.

Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 01, 2016 10:11 PM (kk1fo)

416 Did somebody pop out of a cake, Jane?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 01, 2016 10:12 PM (jR7Wy)

417 Compelling and rich.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 01, 2016 10:12 PM (GdFQh)

418 397 What are the chances of Trump saying, "Okie Doke," tomorrow?
Posted by: davidt at June 01, 2016 10:01 PM (YOrKb)

That would be masterful.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 01, 2016 10:13 PM (CFc5L)

419 412: Jane if he gets involved as he is now, the putting greens around D.C. are in for it. What an inept sucker of cock.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 01, 2016 10:13 PM (ucDmr)

420 I have no respect for anyone that is considered "smart" based on people who agree with them.

Right now, you guys like the legend of me, but I don't give a damn. At first, I was treated as a bit of a piece of shit, and the character of Wickedpinto grew from me saying the most extreme things, DELIBERATELY to get attention, and then all of a sudden the profound things I said got attention.

Obama is an idiot, Clinton, the entire genepool, are idiots, Trump is a vulgar fuck, and I don't say this out of resentment of their success, which is the general banter among those who would rather back a horse than look at a person.

THESE ARE STUPID PEOPLE, who don't know how to turn off their "I break bitches" and get to "Longbows." Because they never had the talent to deliver either. They just voiced words they were told.

I CREATED "I break Bitches." I created "gay bear stick." I created "Longbows." and it wasn't because I wanted to create anything, okay, I break bitches was 100% intentional to get you to read about something else, I think it was the logistical genius of the military or some shit. But the rest? it was a NATURAL and everyone who remembers wicked with fondness is smarter an all of those LOSERS. Let them collect cash, and positions, they will not collect respect because they are all pretenders at the throne.

ACE hold the high road of populist understanding. . . .in between his over use of french language.

Which makes him a bit of a bitch at times, but the kind of bitch I would not break with a longbow.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at June 01, 2016 10:13 PM (b9v8M)

421 412
And he's warned us he's going to stay involved politically.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:10 PM (1ZOkK)
-------------------------
The POS is already inserting himself into the campaign and vows he will be out there actively working on it.
Surprise, surprise.

Yeah, no way he'll follow tradition and retire from the scene. Baby Barky wants attention!!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2016 10:13 PM (T/5A0)

422 Jug Eared Fool also works

Posted by: tmitsss at June 01, 2016 10:14 PM (sUvQQ)

423 Ok, if you say so. I guess?

Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 10:14 PM (xESbL)

424 413 The suit has no emperor
Posted by: phreshone at June 01, 2016 10:10 PM (12kBq)
***
Heh..... I like it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 01, 2016 10:14 PM (lutOX)

425 416
Did somebody pop out of a cake, Jane?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 01, 2016 10:12 PM (jR7Wy)


As our friend was being toasted, with his wife sitting across from him taking video, a woman from another table, wearing a sundress, with her large, tanned boobs hanging out, came over and draped herself across the top of his head.

It was priceless.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:14 PM (1ZOkK)

426 Ross Perot is still alive and kicking.

Unlike Abe Vigoda.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 01, 2016 10:15 PM (gyKtp)

427 once this guy becomes invisible the peruvian marching powder should do him in. oh, and the butt stuff.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 01, 2016 10:15 PM (ucDmr)

428 weft, the worry at the time (I was in the UK 1988-92) was that if the allies had thrown Saddam out, maybe letting him and his sons (don't forget his asshole spawn!) linger around Tikrit and Sunni-stan, Iran would have moved in and taken lower Iraq.

Thus solving the problem of Iraq owning all those reserves, and replacing that with the problem of Iran owning them.

In the UK at the time we weren't too keen on the ayatollahs. They'd just ordered a hit on a fellow citizen.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


IIRC, Saddam had pretty much given up control of the country and was in a command trailer waiting for the US to kill him. Then Gen. Schwarzkopf gave the infamous command to not interdict Iraqi air force operations.

Actions done in full can go poorly. Half-measures will always disappoint.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2016 10:16 PM (p2X2f)

429 420 Posted by: Wickedpinto at June 01, 2016 10:13 PM (b9v8M)

Han Dynasty repeating Xbows 4 the winz!

Good to see you WP.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 10:16 PM (g8Hfr)

430 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:14 PM (1ZOkK)
---
She Mickey Mouse'd him! Lucky boy!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 01, 2016 10:16 PM (jR7Wy)

431 The JEF is going to make Jimmy Carter and his criticisms of every president who followed him look like a piker.

He is too full of himself and will NOT be ignored.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:16 PM (1ZOkK)

432 Yeah, no way he'll follow tradition and retire from the scene. Baby Barky wants attention!!!!


Actually this is tradition for Democrats. Carter, BillyJeff and now Jugears. They are classless and don't have the grace to step aside when their turn is done.
And the people who support them are no better.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 10:16 PM (xESbL)

433 "Unlike Abe Vigoda."


I'd rather have Abe Vigoda.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 01, 2016 10:17 PM (82DE7)

434 Take him off the teleprompter and he's a stuttering, stammering dumbfuck.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 10:17 PM (0mRoj)

435 When little Barky is off his beloved teleprompter, he does stammer like a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:18 PM (1ZOkK)

436 Take him off the teleprompter and he's a stuttering, stammering dumbfuck.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 10:17 PM (0mRoj)

Without them he can barely sing his ABC's.

Posted by: Blano at June 01, 2016 10:18 PM (heN73)

437 My fingers are too slow tonight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:18 PM (1ZOkK)

438 426 Ross Perot is still alive and kicking.

Unlike Abe Vigoda.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 01, 2016 10:15 PM (gyKtp)


He still drives himself to work... in one of the last Lincoln Town Cars to come off the line

Posted by: phreshone at June 01, 2016 10:18 PM (12kBq)

439 Take him off the teleprompter and he's a stuttering, stammering dumbfuck.


And that's on one of his good days.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 10:18 PM (xESbL)

440 Think he's hitting the choom again? Or the blow?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:19 PM (1ZOkK)

441 Can you imagine a Republican President deferring to Obama, as a past president?

Now THAT would be embarrassing.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 10:20 PM (4ng05)

442 Heh..... I like it.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 01, 2016 10:14 PM (lutOX)


I used to use it a fair bit in 2009... now it's all socks, all the time, because I'm unorirginal in that way... just spitballin' from the back of the classroom

Posted by: phreshone at June 01, 2016 10:20 PM (12kBq)

443 OK. Try to say this. The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 08:51 PM (Nwg0u)


The planes of Egypt fall mainly in the drink?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2016 10:20 PM (GSdpU)

444 'He still drives himself to work... in one of the last Lincoln Town Cars to come off the line'


Look Mommy there's a Gremlin in a Lincoln!

Posted by: Little kid on the sidewalk at June 01, 2016 10:21 PM (BO/km)

445 You should hear him stutter when I ______

Posted by: Reggie Love at June 01, 2016 10:21 PM (12kBq)

446 shorter Obama -


#NeverTrump

Posted by: Mortimer at June 01, 2016 10:22 PM (ycC/D)

447 TFG speaks as well as he pitches...

Posted by: Bob Feller at June 01, 2016 10:22 PM (12kBq)

448
Cicero of the Modern Age Stutters
Like Because He's a Mental Defective

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 01, 2016 10:23 PM (BK3ZS)

449 My friends, you have nothing to fear with Barack Obama in the White House

Posted by: John McCain at June 01, 2016 10:23 PM (12kBq)

450 H8ters! We still think he's dreamy!

Posted by: Peggy Noonan and Kathleen Parker at June 01, 2016 10:23 PM (1ZOkK)

451 Another big reason to vote for Trump: Watching Obama squirm in his seat at Trump's inauguration speech. Not able to talk with his teleprompter, just forced to sit there and take an hour of Trump free styling on how great Trump's over the top America will soon be.

That has to be worth some extra votes for that alone.

Posted by: William Eaton at June 01, 2016 10:23 PM (KhJh8)

452 447 TFG speaks as well as he pitches...
Posted by: Bob Feller at June 01, 2016 10:22 PM (12kBq)
---
He's a catcher.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 01, 2016 10:23 PM (jR7Wy)

453 Now I know why tigers eat their young

Posted by: Al Czervic at June 01, 2016 10:24 PM (12kBq)

454 Well he has succeeded at turning you into more of a bitter lunatic than Cindy Sheehan during Bush's presidency, who at least had personal tragedy as an excuse

Posted by: Observer at June 01, 2016 10:24 PM (Pa4eZ)

455 440: Both. How else would you be that incoherent? Way to go 52%'s. You elected a stoned, gangbanger from the bath houses of Chicago.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 01, 2016 10:25 PM (ucDmr)

456 He's a catcher.

I was wondering how long it would take for that straight line to be hit into the upper deck...

Posted by: Bob Feller at June 01, 2016 10:25 PM (12kBq)

457 His pants must need pressing or something.

Posted by: Gone with the Windbag at June 01, 2016 10:26 PM (G57fe)

458 It is not funny, it is not pleasant, I hate we are having a slow rolling communist revolution but there it is.



Thanks Ross, jam the charts up your ass.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 09:53 PM (g8Hfr)

That ^

Posted by: Mimzey at June 01, 2016 10:26 PM (aRUb8)

459 He wouldn't stutter about Jeb.

Posted by: eman at June 01, 2016 10:26 PM (MQEz6)

460 432
Actually this is tradition for Democrats. Carter, BillyJeff and now Jugears. They are classless and don't have the grace to step aside when their turn is done.
And the people who support them are no better.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 10:16 PM (xESbL)
-----------------------------
True. It has become the rule for the new Dems. Bitter, resentful Jimmy started it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2016 10:26 PM (T/5A0)

461 Yes, this is why Trump will be president

Posted by: Flaming Clown Boner at June 01, 2016 10:27 PM (12kBq)

462 shorter Obama -


#NeverTrump
Posted by: Mortimer at June 01, 2016 10:22 PM (ycC/D)

Maybe that's who Krusty the Kristol is thinking about getting to run.

Posted by: Blano at June 01, 2016 10:27 PM (heN73)

463 wait.....is he the "okie doke"?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 01, 2016 09:03 PM (0O7c5)


This is Okie Dokie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2Xrxqt3ovE

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2016 10:27 PM (GSdpU)

464 454 Posted by: Observer at June 01, 2016 10:24 PM (Pa4eZ)

Mother Sheehan had an "interesting" history with her son, who re-upped happily.

I have better things to do than Coffin Dance, she doesn't.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 10:27 PM (g8Hfr)

465 Cicero of the Modern Age Stutters

Like Because He's a Mental Defective
---'

Why do you people hate us so?

Mental Defectives are way higher up on the IQ scale than this Obama fellow...

Posted by: Mental Defectives Everywhere at June 01, 2016 10:27 PM (AHDxb)

466 What the f*ck did you people do??!?

Posted by: George Washington at June 01, 2016 10:28 PM (12kBq)

467 I wouldn't put it past trump to call him 'former president sotero.'(sp)

*couple a drinks under the belt*

Posted by: Infidel at June 01, 2016 10:28 PM (dlTLF)

468 Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Posted by: Obamandias at June 01, 2016 10:28 PM (mIQJh)

469 Trump should ask him to fetch some coffee.

Extra cream for Bubba.

Posted by: eman at June 01, 2016 10:29 PM (MQEz6)

470 "What the f*ck did you people do??!?"



Believe us, George, we keep asking ourselves the same question.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 01, 2016 10:29 PM (82DE7)

471 Who elected Corky?

Posted by: John Quincy Adams at June 01, 2016 10:29 PM (12kBq)

472 Another big reason to vote for Trump: Watching Obama squirm in his seat
at Trump's inauguration speech. Not able to talk with his teleprompter,
just forced to sit there and take an hour of Trump free styling on how
great Trump's over the top America will soon be.



That has to be worth some extra votes for that alone.
--

I look forward to the above mentioned scenario.


Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at June 01, 2016 10:30 PM (AHDxb)

473 Most homeless drunks and junkies make more sense than this tricycle riding lick knob.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 01, 2016 10:30 PM (ucDmr)

474 I wish I met Barry as a young boy

Posted by: Harry Reid at June 01, 2016 10:30 PM (12kBq)

475 " Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Posted by: Obamandias "


Whoever did that, that was pretty brilliant.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 01, 2016 10:31 PM (82DE7)

476 How did this guy fool anybody...

Posted by: PT Barnum at June 01, 2016 10:32 PM (12kBq)

477
Maybe that's who Krusty the Kristol is thinking about getting to run.


I can now reveal that there is a man. A good man. A GREAT man.

He will step into the race and calm the seas and make this nation remember what it once was and what it can be...

His name ?

Joe the orderly. The man who gives me my shots every hour on the hour.


And now a message from Goldline.

Posted by: Glenn Beck in a straitjacket at June 01, 2016 10:32 PM (ycC/D)

478 Have I ever told you the one about the shovel ready jobs???

Posted by: Shecky Soetoro at June 01, 2016 10:32 PM (12kBq)

479 For once in his life, Billy Jeff told the truth.

Barry *should* have been fetching his coffee. But he'd probably fuck that up, too.

Posted by: Peggy Noonan and Kathleen Parker at June 01, 2016 10:33 PM (1ZOkK)

480 458 It is not funny, it is not pleasant, I hate we are having a slow rolling communist revolution but there it is.

Thanks Ross, jam the charts up your ass.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 09:53 PM (g8Hfr)


God, I hate that guy..........

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at June 01, 2016 10:33 PM (Ycgco)

481 How about some more coffee. and don't skimp on the Bailey's this time

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at June 01, 2016 10:33 PM (12kBq)

482 *Discards filthy sockpuppets*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:34 PM (1ZOkK)

483 There is far, far too little Glen Beck mockery around here. I mean, given the horde's talents and all.


And Kristol sadly has fully earned quite a bit of abuse, too.


It's nice to find the humor in the otherwise bleak situation.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2016 10:34 PM (QDnY+)

484 How did this guy fool anybody...
Posted by: PT Barnum
-------------

*quietly buffs nails*

Posted by: MSM at June 01, 2016 10:34 PM (RrDm2)

485 W-w-w-wanna seem my Porky Pig impression?

Posted by: O-b-b-b-bama at June 01, 2016 10:35 PM (LQLeS)

486 Posted by: Glenn Beck in a straitjacket at June 01, 2016 10:32 PM (ycC/D)


Hilarious post. I'm dying here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:35 PM (1ZOkK)

487 He might be on the correct side of the plate, but he won't even make our JV team

Posted by: Village People at June 01, 2016 10:35 PM (12kBq)

488 Our first room temperature IQ president.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at June 01, 2016 10:36 PM (rwI+c)

489 How did this guy fool anybody...
Posted by: PT Barnum

Because we honestly, truly have become a nation where dumbfucks are in the majority.

Posted by: Blano at June 01, 2016 10:37 PM (heN73)

490 Kristol has apparently looked into his balls and seen the future and it is....David French?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 10:37 PM (xESbL)

491 But she was deeply, deeply, deeply, deeply, deeply, deeply loved by her son. It was this son who, on the day of her death, swore to the good Lord above that he would follow in her footsteps, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just owe it all up to her. But on her terms. As a woman. And just as proud to be a woman as she ever was. For I am not Stanley Ann Dunham, the daughter of Stanley and Madeline Dunham. No, I'm not. I'm Barack Obama, the recluse brother of my sister Anthea.

Posted by: Tootsie at June 01, 2016 10:37 PM (mIQJh)

492 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at June 01, 2016 10:37 PM (12kBq)

493 What's in your safe?

Posted by: Willie Sutton at June 01, 2016 10:37 PM (IqV8l)

494 Barry makes mom jeans look gay(er).

He makes little girls everywhere ashamed to ride their bikes.

Young boys watch his pitching style and and dream terrible dreams.

When he minces down the steps of AF1, the carpet wants to recoil in shame.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:38 PM (1ZOkK)

495 'There is far, far too little Glen Beck mockery around here'

Yea I know. Wired was a good album but There and Back was tripe in a can. Puulease.

Posted by: freaked at June 01, 2016 10:38 PM (BO/km)

496 451 ---- just forced to sit there and take an hour of Trump free styling on how great Trump's over the top America will soon be.

Posted by: William Eaton at June 01, 2016 10:23 PM
-------------------
No offense, but I'd rather swallow a bee than listen to an hour of Trump's mindless blather.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2016 10:38 PM (T/5A0)

497 I'm ready for bed. Long day at work here. Be well all.

Maybe see you later. As the wife is watching this crappy remake of "Roots".

It sucks IMO.

Posted by: Farmer at June 01, 2016 10:39 PM (o/90i)

498 Shouldn't somebody have slapped the poor man when he got stuck?

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 01, 2016 10:40 PM (4rzL1)

499 Maybe see you later. As the wife is watching this crappy remake of "Roots".



It sucks IMO.

Posted by: Farmer at June 01, 2016 10:39 PM (o/90i)


Fill us in tomorrow on all the white heroes. /s

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:40 PM (1ZOkK)

500 what are the odds in that barky will still be on the promter after he is out of office?

Posted by: Jake at June 01, 2016 10:40 PM (TPIjQ)

501 Hell, I've interacted with actual mental defectives who were more eloquent and well-spoken than this dipshit. I went to school with a veteran that had a closed head injury and permanent disability with more on the ball than this stupid fuck.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 10:42 PM (0mRoj)

502 498 Shouldn't somebody have slapped the poor man when he got stuck?
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 01, 2016 10:40 PM
------------------
Now, that would have been a hoot!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2016 10:42 PM (T/5A0)

503 What the hell is " okie doke"?
I'm pretty sure it's a bigoted hate crime against people from Oklahoma.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 01, 2016 10:43 PM (SXU3d)

504 "Roots" my ass.

It's high time for a sequel...let's call it: "Can we get the fuck over it for chrissakes?"

Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 10:43 PM (xESbL)

505 No, he was not editor. That would require reading, writing, and editing.
Obama was "president" of Law Review, which only entails presiding over meetings --- when you bother to show up.
It's a purely social honor.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2016 10:08 PM (T/5A0)
It was a new Affirmative Action position created just for him.

Posted by: CMU VET at June 01, 2016 10:43 PM (ejB0r)

506 Actually this is tradition for Democrats. Carter, BillyJeff and now Jugears. They are classless and don't have the grace to step aside when their turn is done.
And the people who support them are no better.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 10:16 PM (xESbL)
-----------------------------
True. It has become the rule for the new Dems. Bitter, resentful Jimmy started it.


Their overlords at the UN demand that their policies are put in place. Do whatever it is to keep them in place. Our side meekly just whimpers away.

Also helps that academia and the media have your six in helping keep them in place, too.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2016 10:26 PM (T/5A0)

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2016 10:44 PM (89T5c)

507 WickedPinto!


Good to read you again!

Posted by: BumperStickerist at June 01, 2016 10:44 PM (8Q1Gy)

508 Fuck Roots. It's all made up bullshit. Most of it is fantasy. Nice job Whitey.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 01, 2016 10:44 PM (ucDmr)

509 What a dipstick

Posted by: Mel Tillis at June 01, 2016 10:45 PM (12kBq)

510 Barack seems to have gotten himself all wee-wee'd up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:45 PM (1ZOkK)

511 "I'm pretty sure it's a bigoted hate crime against people from Oklahoma."


Okies. Pfft.


*looks around*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 01, 2016 10:45 PM (82DE7)

512 Kristol in his megalomaniac anti-Trump obsession has turned himself into a comical figure. Wile E. Coyote like.

Posted by: cm9000 at June 01, 2016 10:46 PM (2TUVm)

513 It's telling when he resorts to some weird Chicago street language.

Still want to see his fucking college transcripts. Brilliant scholar my cat's ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:47 PM (1ZOkK)

514 513 It's telling when he resorts to some weird Chicago street language.

Still want to see his fucking college transcripts. Brilliant scholar my cat's ass.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:47 PM (1ZOkK)

My guess is affirmative action Cs.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 10:47 PM (0mRoj)

515 >> I think it was "historian" Michael Beschloss that stated that
>> this meatsuit's IQ was higher than any President before
>> him.

The highest IQ of any black President.

Posted by: JEM at June 01, 2016 10:48 PM (o+SC1)

516
WickedPinto in the house! Wooot!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2016 10:48 PM (LuZz8)

517 512
Kristol in his megalomaniac anti-Trump obsession has turned himself into a comical figure. Wile E. Coyote like.



Tell me about it!

Posted by: Glenn "The Prophet" Beck at June 01, 2016 10:48 PM (1ZOkK)

518 Roots: the Cradle of Social Justice

http://tinyurl.com/mfv8o57

Posted by: Mortimer at June 01, 2016 10:48 PM (ycC/D)

519 515 >> I think it was "historian" Michael Beschloss that stated that
>> this meatsuit's IQ was higher than any President before
>> him.

The highest IQ of any black President.

Posted by: JEM at June 01, 2016 10:48 PM (o+SC1)

Never mind that nobody actually knows what it is or if it's ever been tested by a qualified professional.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 10:49 PM (0mRoj)

520 >> I think it was "historian" Michael Beschloss that stated that
>> this meatsuit's IQ was higher than any President before
>> him.

I think it was "historian" Michael Beschloss that stated that this meatsuit's dick was longer than any President before him, because he'd felt it reach all the way past his throat and down to his large intestine.

Posted by: JEM at June 01, 2016 10:49 PM (o+SC1)

521 When he minces down the steps of AF1, the carpet wants to recoil in shame.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:38 PM (1ZOkK)

---

Almost feel bad for the jarheads that have to salute his ass.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 10:49 PM (rlfds)

522 521 When he minces down the steps of AF1, the carpet wants to recoil in shame.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:38 PM (1ZOkK)

Those flapping arms!

Posted by: donna at June 01, 2016 10:50 PM (O2RFr)

523 Posted by: JEM at June 01, 2016 10:49 PM (o+SC1)

Dude. Gross.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 10:50 PM (0mRoj)

524 Those flapping arms!



Posted by: donna at June 01, 2016 10:50 PM (O2RFr)


Expressive wrists!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:51 PM (1ZOkK)

525 This president couldn't be trusted to punch tickets on Amtrack. Much less serve coffee or shit. He is not qualified to do anything but agitate. Fuck him.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 01, 2016 10:51 PM (ucDmr)

526 Okie Doke? I think He was gonna say Okies because we're all rubes or something and he caught Himself...

Posted by: donna at June 01, 2016 10:52 PM (O2RFr)

527 In a just world, Barry would be a towel boy at Man Country.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:52 PM (1ZOkK)

528 It was a new Affirmative Action position created just for him.
Posted by: CMU VET at June 01, 2016 10:43 PM (ejB0r)


It had traditionally gone to the law student with the highest grades. Then they changed that requirement, that's why they were able to give the unearned honor to Obama.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 01, 2016 10:52 PM (SXU3d)

529 there are two kinds of countries on Earth, those that use the metric system and those that have gone to the moom....

Posted by: Jake at June 01, 2016 10:52 PM (TPIjQ)

530 Dipstick, what do you have to say about being the first black president of the HLR?

''The fact that I've been elected shows a lot of progress,'' ... ''It's encouraging.

''But it's important that stories like mine aren't used to say that everything is O.K. for blacks. You have to remember that for every one of me, there are hundreds or thousands of black students with at least equal talent who don't get a chance,''...


Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 01, 2016 10:53 PM (kk1fo)

531 Roots: Obligatory


http://tinyurl.com/mfv8o57

Posted by: Mortimer at June 01, 2016 10:53 PM (ycC/D)

532 moom=moon

Posted by: Jake at June 01, 2016 10:53 PM (TPIjQ)

533
I'll have you crackers know I was the FAVORITE glory hole attendant at Man's World 4 years running! If Reggie hadn't swept me away I would have won the national title!

Posted by: Barky POTASS at June 01, 2016 10:53 PM (E49J+)

534 And I'm sick to death of hearing how he was a law "professor."

The idiot was a visiting lecturer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:54 PM (1ZOkK)

535
"...then we're not going to build on the progress we started."

That's easy for him to say. Not.

Posted by: General Buck Turgidson at June 01, 2016 10:54 PM (iZGeA)

536 So Bernie is catching Hils in CA. I love the irony in how she might get beat by millions of illegal voters.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2016 10:54 PM (08Znv)

537 We must blow up the moom.

Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2016 10:55 PM (qUNWi)

538 534 And I'm sick to death of hearing how he was a law "professor."

The idiot was a visiting lecturer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:54 PM (1ZOkK)

And even then, IIRC, he was long on agitation, short on legal education.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 10:55 PM (0mRoj)

539 Almost feel bad for the jarheads that have to salute his ass.
Posted by: SMFH
-----------

I DO feel sorry for them. And angry.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2016 10:55 PM (oFSUK)

540 And I'm sick to death of hearing how he was a law "professor."

And head of the Harvard law review yet he wrote nothing...

Posted by: donna at June 01, 2016 10:56 PM (O2RFr)

541 Barky.

Posted by: Killerdog at June 01, 2016 10:56 PM (bdQwB)

542 And head of the Harvard law review yet he wrote nothing...


The only accomplishment this prick ever achieved was being born black. And he didn't even get that right because he's half white.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 10:58 PM (xESbL)

543 Barky.

Billy Barky Babbitt.

Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2016 10:58 PM (qUNWi)

544 "We must blow up the moom."


I remember when Tom Hanks walked on the moom. Very inspiring.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 01, 2016 10:59 PM (82DE7)

545

Still

No

Name

On

UCLA

Shooter

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 10:59 PM (zOTsN)

546 "...then we're not going to build on the progress we started."
-----------

Ghey 'marriage'

Child molesters in the bathrooms

Progress!

Really, for them, it is.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2016 10:59 PM (oFSUK)

547 IQ testing

1. Spatial Skill - can't figure out how to extract an umbrella
2. Verbal skill- corpsman , Orion , Syracuse
3. Math Skill- P/E ratio , 10,000 dead
4. Memory Skill- TOTUS

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 01, 2016 11:00 PM (MNgU2)

548 He's lived off affirmative action his entire life.

Was abandoned by his drunken, commie father, hauled off to Indonesia by his slutty, commie mother, where he had shared a room with the transgendered maid (true), his mom sent him to live with his white, commie grandparents whose BFF was Frank Marshall Davis, and he was sent to an exclusive private school, where he became part of the Choom Gang.

He brags in one of his stupid books that while at Occidental, he "sought out the Marxist professors" and ground his cigarettes into the carpet in his dorm and did a lot of blow.

We still don't know how he managed to travel to Pokeeeeston with his gay(?) Paki boyfriend.

Thanks again, 52%ers. Not a hot enough place.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 11:01 PM (1ZOkK)

549 1. Spatial Skill - can't figure out how to extract an umbrella
2. Verbal skill- corpsman , Orion , Syracuse
3. Math Skill- P/E ratio , 10,000 dead
4. Memory Skill- TOTUS
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck
------------

5. Grasp of elementary science - Magnets

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2016 11:01 PM (oFSUK)

550 It will be known as "Barky's bathroom papers, or piss wherever you want".

Posted by: Killerdog at June 01, 2016 11:02 PM (bdQwB)

551 549 1. Spatial Skill - can't figure out how to extract an umbrella
2. Verbal skill- corpsman , Orion , Syracuse
3. Math Skill- P/E ratio , 10,000 dead
4. Memory Skill- TOTUS
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck
------------

5. Grasp of elementary science - Magnets
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2016 11:01 PM (oFSUK)

And worst of all - completely unteachable.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 11:02 PM (0mRoj)

552 Trump needs some talented comedy writers to get him ready for a forked two-front assault on TFG and Cankles, using the sharpest sarc and mockery possible.

Really really get under their skins, and done with all the wit and knives-out force of something the likes of Joan Rivers or Louis CK would do.

Not Trump's normal whiny catty bullshit, but some over-the-top comedy-club putdowns.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at June 01, 2016 11:02 PM (fM2Vo)

553 Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 10:59 PM (zOTsN)

The victim's name was reported. Was a professor. Sorry if you have have said that already.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 01, 2016 11:02 PM (MNgU2)

554 If this doesn't want to make you home school your kids, it should.
http://tinyurl.com/gpbqbtd

Posted by: Old Blue at June 01, 2016 11:02 PM (9iR5/)

555 M-O-O-M, that spells "Moon!"

Posted by: Josephistan at June 01, 2016 11:03 PM (7qAYi)

556 Thanks again, 52%ers. Not a hot enough place.


You can say that again.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 11:03 PM (xESbL)

557 "Still

No

Name "



I'm sure it's nothing.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 01, 2016 11:04 PM (82DE7)

558 Gee. A real pitchers' duel in Baltimore tonight, eh?
Ha-ha.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 01, 2016 11:04 PM (PLnZs)

559 Hillary will win California and effectively wrap-up the Democrat nomination over Bernie. The FBI will refer charges to the DOJ. The DOJ will say that mistakes were made, but nothing that rises to the level of criminal conduct. Hillary vs Trump.

Posted by: cm9000 at June 01, 2016 11:05 PM (2TUVm)

560 452 447 TFG speaks as well as he pitches...
Posted by: Bob Feller at June 01, 2016 10:22 PM (12kBq)
---
He's a catcher.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 01, 2016 10:23 PM (jR7Wy)

-----------------

And he's a bobbler, too.

Posted by: Stu-22 at June 01, 2016 11:05 PM (rUc9h)

561 Really really get under their skins, and done with all the wit and knives-out force of something the likes of Joan Rivers or Louis CK would do.
-----------------

Don Rickles/Lee Atwater fusion

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2016 11:05 PM (oFSUK)

562 Hillary vs Trump.


Posted by: cm9000 at June 01, 2016 11:05 PM (2TUVm)


Both of them in sumo wrestling garb.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 11:06 PM (1ZOkK)

563 Hillary will win California and effectively wrap-up the Democrat nomination over Bernie. The FBI will refer charges to the DOJ. The DOJ will say that mistakes were made, but nothing that rises to the level of criminal conduct. Hillary vs Trump.
Posted by: cm9000
------------

Yup.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2016 11:06 PM (oFSUK)

564 Stuttering is a symptom of lying. Or of a leftie trying to be a rightie. Or a homo trying to pretend to be a normal human.

Posted by: CrustyB at June 01, 2016 11:06 PM (Hnglq)

565 545 Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 10:59 PM (zOTsN)

He is from a non-helpful demographic...

bank on it

Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 11:07 PM (g8Hfr)

566 SYPHILITIC BRAIN-ROT IS NO LAUGHING MATTER!

UH...HUH...HUH...HUH?

I FEEL HIS PAIN! WITH WHAT'S LEFT OF MY BRAIN!

Posted by: Bill Clinton, screaming from the Outer Darkness at June 01, 2016 11:08 PM (rUc9h)

567 Yes

Everybody knows who the victim is

Who is the shooter

Why haven't they released his name

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 11:10 PM (zOTsN)

568 Hey, WP,
Delete, totally, any blogs, lately?
I really hope you are getting your shit together.
I, seriously, wish you a long, and happy life...

Posted by: ChrisP at June 01, 2016 11:10 PM (LmeeL)

569 Woooohooo!!!

http://tinyurl.com/grbaq63

Posted by: SCOAMT at June 01, 2016 11:11 PM (rlfds)

570 Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 11:10 PM (zOTsN)

The authorities didn't release the victim's name.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 01, 2016 11:12 PM (MNgU2)

571 567 Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 11:10 PM (zOTsN)

The same reason the Houston story died quickly...

Houston Shooter was IMHO "waiting in line at Disneyland"...

this kid who killed the prof was "not the perp we're looking for"

Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 11:13 PM (g8Hfr)

572 Someone please tell me how Zippy differs from any other Marxist dictator? How the hell did he ever get re-elected? Oh yeah, Romney. Nevermind!

Posted by: Pimping for Paradise at June 01, 2016 11:14 PM (2X7pN)

573 554 If this doesn't want to make you home school your kids, it should.
http://tinyurl.com/gpbqbtd
Posted by: Old Blue at June 01, 2016 11:02 PM (9iR5/)
------------------------
History is written by the victors.
The Left has won.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2016 11:14 PM (T/5A0)

574 No Joe

The victim is William Klug

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 11:14 PM (zOTsN)

575 So a student killed a prof? Perhaps his feelz were hurt over a sad grade.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 11:14 PM (1ZOkK)

576 "Several sources identified the victim as William S. Klug, 39, a father of two who studied the interaction between mechanics and biology."

Posted by: andycanuck at June 01, 2016 11:15 PM (PLnZs)

577 I for one would welcome more sex with women!

Posted by: esbian trapped in a mans body who identifies as a lesbian at June 01, 2016 11:15 PM (E49J+)

578 575 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 11:14 PM (1ZOkK)

It was a PhD....I'm wondering if it was a MEner denied Tenure track...

they are suppressing this for a reason.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 11:15 PM (g8Hfr)

579 "So a student killed a prof? Perhaps his feelz were hurt over a sad grade."


That's what was reported earlier. "Academic disagreement."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 01, 2016 11:16 PM (82DE7)

580 Police released Klugs name this afternoon


But still haven't identified the shooter

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 11:16 PM (zOTsN)

581 they are suppressing this for a reason.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 11:15 PM (g8Hfr)


They do a lot of that lately.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 11:16 PM (1ZOkK)

582 581 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 11:16 PM (1ZOkK)

the media OPENLY serves its master...

and we will NEVER be its master.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 11:17 PM (g8Hfr)

583 I can't wait to see this on SNL. You know they'll make hay with it. But first, hell must freeze over.

This feller has been given every conceivable advantage. Only President to be gifted -0- or .25 interest rates for his entire two terms. A jam job from the get go.

As pertains Nixon, J Edgar Hoover kept the wolves at bay. Within 3 weeks of Hoover's death, the left through John Dean and his Call Girl Madam wife moved on Nixon. They lured him in to Watergate with promise of dirt on the Democrats. It was a total setup.

Posted by: Spoonman at June 01, 2016 11:17 PM (PcHwJ)

584 Quit calling me Thithero!

Posted by: Barry O at June 01, 2016 11:17 PM (RrDm2)

585 573 554 If this doesn't want to make you home school your kids, it should.
http://tinyurl.com/gpbqbtd
Posted by: Old Blue at June 01, 2016 11:02 PM (9iR5/)
------------------------
History is written by the victors.
The Left has won.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2016 11:14 PM (T/5A0)

Oh, we're not quite dead yet. They have won. Now let us see if they can keep their victory.

Posted by: "Winnie the Pooh" at June 01, 2016 11:18 PM (J3UIw)

586 Or they have identified the shooter but have not released his name to be more precise

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 11:18 PM (zOTsN)

587 they are suppressing this for a reason.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 11:15 PM (g8Hfr)

They do a lot of that lately.

............

uh-hunh

doing me a solid, the press is

Posted by: Achmen from Pakistan who gropes boobs in Cologne at June 01, 2016 11:18 PM (TPIjQ)

588 584
Quit calling me Thithero!

Posted by: Barry O at June 01, 2016 11:17 PM (RrDm2)


Don't be a puthy!

Posted by: Mike Tyson at June 01, 2016 11:19 PM (1ZOkK)

589 586 Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 11:18 PM (zOTsN)

It's hard not to know the PhDs the guy interacted with, and they went into a HARD lockdown....

I think they thought the ME guy had confederates.

My best guess anyway.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 11:19 PM (g8Hfr)

590 It was a PhD....I'm wondering if it was a MEner denied Tenure track...

Ted Streleski. Nineteen years a candidate and then he killed his prof with a hammer. That was a long time ago.

Posted by: t-bird at June 01, 2016 11:20 PM (w/iDp)

591 "and we will NEVER be its master."


Ya know, back when newspapers were owned and operated by a local townsman they really had to pay attention to the locals. They complained, bought ad space. Could walk in and threaten to sue.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 01, 2016 11:20 PM (82DE7)

592 Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 11:16 PM (zOTsN)

The police confirmed what was reported. They were not the ones who first reported it. Not everything is a conspiracy to keep you in the dark.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 01, 2016 11:20 PM (MNgU2)

593 Or they have identified the shooter but have not released his name to be more precise

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 11:18 PM (zOTsN)


Perhaps there are accomplices, and the cops want to round them up without tipping them off? Not that I really believe that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2016 11:20 PM (GSdpU)

594 590 Posted by: t-bird at June 01, 2016 11:20 PM (w/iDp)

Quite, in today's climate they would be thrilled to report "crazy butthurt white guy snapped"

This is not unprecedented and they are stifling it.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 11:21 PM (g8Hfr)

595 How do we know the gun didn't go off and do this on its own? We know they're evil.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 11:22 PM (1ZOkK)

596 Sorry I am so late to the comments
party but #12, you are a winner. Right on target.

Posted by: Araceli at June 01, 2016 11:22 PM (3G/qn)

597 "Quit calling me Thithero!"


Okay.


Sissero?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 01, 2016 11:22 PM (82DE7)

598 592 Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 01, 2016 11:20 PM (MNgU2)

Nope not everything Joe...just a LOT.

They are suppressing the Perp's ID....they KNOW who this is it was NOT a random PhD off the street...this was an inside the circle murder.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 11:23 PM (g8Hfr)

599 "How do we know the gun didn't go off and do this on its own? We know they're evil."


Don't taunt Happy Fun Gun.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 01, 2016 11:23 PM (82DE7)

600 Nood!

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 01, 2016 11:24 PM (VSenK)

601 Right. Thanks Joe. Makes sense

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 11:24 PM (zOTsN)

602 Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 11:23 PM (g8Hfr)

The same complaints were being made about not naming the Houston shooter fast enough.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 01, 2016 11:24 PM (MNgU2)

603 602 Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 01, 2016 11:24 PM (MNgU2)

Yeah the guy's bag *was* hard to find champ.

This is a PhD that was in the guy's academic orbit.

They know who he is, and the media spiked the Houston Shooter story because it undermines the narrative and hurts Preznit Woobie.

The IAH shooter was "waiting in line at Disneyland" bank on it.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 11:28 PM (g8Hfr)

604 Joe. You saying they don't know who it is?

Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 11:29 PM (zOTsN)

605 Regarding the awful events in Cali today, I am proud to say that I have a young one at Bezerkely up the coast from Ucla, and the kid becomes more conservative with every passing day in that cesspool. Amazing.

...Not proud he is at Bezerkely.
Proud he is a conservative at Bezerkely.

Can't wait for him to graduate and get the hell out of that place!

Posted by: Araceli at June 01, 2016 11:31 PM (3G/qn)

606 Come on, Sven. The media and police are our friends.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 01, 2016 11:31 PM (PLnZs)

607 604 Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 11:29 PM (zOTsN)

No he's denying the media plays games with their reporting on shooting based on how it aids "the narrative."

Compare and contrast Dylan Roof and the IAH shooter or the Asshole in Colorado who was a Bambi backer.

Holmes was an Obama fan, they spiked the political implications quick.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 11:31 PM (g8Hfr)

608 606 Posted by: andycanuck at June 01, 2016 11:31 PM (PLnZs)

Yup...they just fuck up consistently and in the exact same way every time.

No pattern of dissembling or spin at all.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 11:32 PM (g8Hfr)

609 Duran Duran should use him on their next remix

Posted by: Bonedaddi at June 01, 2016 11:32 PM (dE9Jm)

610 529 there are two kinds of countries on Earth, those that use the metric system and those that have gone to the moom....
Posted by: Jake at June 01, 2016 10:52 PM (TPIjQ)
*******************

Listen to the video. Elected, and re-elected him.
Yeah, we sure as hey went to the freakin' moon. Didn't need no rocket ship either, did we?

Posted by: Late to the party, but I got beer at June 01, 2016 11:44 PM (O4NI/)

611 Fill us in tomorrow on all the white heroes. /s
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:40 PM

LOL Jane, they were strangely missing. Go figure, that happens when you reright history.

Posted by: Farmer at June 02, 2016 12:11 AM (o/90i)

612 The internet and social media have jumped the shark into oblivion. Fucking insane self-promotion.

Posted by: Fritz at June 02, 2016 12:14 AM (f40FU)

613 "completely useless without a teleprompter"

You mean without his puppeteer telling him what to say.

He tried to come up with something off the cuff.

He had just described himself.

He is afraid of being given a nickname.

Posted by: tee hee at June 02, 2016 06:35 AM (CRXed)

614 I'm currently reading The Robe by Lloyd C Douglas. The pretend worship of Obama is no different than the pretend worship of Gaius and Tiberious at the time of the crucification. The press has to keep worshiping to keep the paychecks coming and their family safe. Do you doubt this? Look at Dinesh d'Souza and Sheryl Attkisson.

Posted by: Carmen M Fabella at June 02, 2016 11:10 AM (RHjCR)

615 But, but, but, Ann Althouse thinks it makes him sound like William Buckley: "I think it's what happens when a man with a will to dominate feels feels utterly relaxed and confident and is enjoying the game."

I'm so confused.

Posted by: Uma Thurmond's Feet at June 02, 2016 11:24 AM (KGr0o)

616 http://althouse.blogspot.com/2016/06/if-we-turn-against-each-other-based-on.html

Posted by: Uma Thurman's Feet at June 02, 2016 11:25 AM (KGr0o)

617 Dipshit can't complete a sentence. Sounds like buffalo chips to me.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 02, 2016 11:44 AM (Sda6L)

618 His inspiration:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESidBrr2cxk

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at June 02, 2016 07:49 PM (imMbg)

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