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(Jump to bottom of comments)The guy is stoned off his gourd.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:27 PM (p4UlV)
He's also completely useless without a teleprompter.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:27 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: Well Now at June 01, 2016 08:28 PM (79ClZ)
Y'know, the ones he's responsible for.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2016 08:28 PM (mL2BD)
(except for all the others).
It's amazing to see just how horribly inept, idiotic, and bumbling this imbecilic traitor really is.
And there are STILL legions of throne-sniffers that will sing his praises.
May SMOD deliver us soon.
Posted by: acethepug at June 01, 2016 08:29 PM (Z6yF/)
Don't know if it was at the same venue but Levin played soundbites were SCOAMF claims he's issued the fewest regulations and executive orders, and that the notion that an overpowering government is destroying the middle class is a big lie.
I think Levin got under his skin.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:29 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 01, 2016 08:29 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 01, 2016 08:29 PM (fC9RO)
For the first time in my life, I'm embarrassed to be an American.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:30 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 08:31 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Picric at June 01, 2016 08:32 PM (s0VSd)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 08:33 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2016 08:33 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Porky Pig at June 01, 2016 08:34 PM (Ht/4p)
Seems to me that's exactly what "progress" is being built on from the last eight years.
Snark, smack talk, open disdain, empty suit Johnny Bravoism: pretty much your legacy, Sparky.
Posted by: sulla at June 01, 2016 08:34 PM (0GucZ)
I hope all y'all are well this fine evening.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at June 01, 2016 08:34 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, ashamed the Horde didn't beat him there at June 01, 2016 08:35 PM (D0J8L)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2016 08:35 PM (p2X2f)
Posted by: Some guy on the Interwebs at June 01, 2016 08:35 PM (J3UIw)
Posted by: teh Wind at June 01, 2016 08:35 PM (up5+o)
Historian my ass.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 08:35 PM (xESbL)
Posted by: scoville at June 01, 2016 08:35 PM (0adl+)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 08:35 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Porky Pig at June 01, 2016 08:34 PM (Ht/4p)
He makes you sound like Lord Olivier delivering Hamlet's soliloquy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:35 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: Elmer Fudd at June 01, 2016 08:35 PM (+zrPn)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 01, 2016 08:36 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Sven10077 at June 01, 2016 08:36 PM (T2Zv1)
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 01, 2016 08:36 PM (kk1fo)
Posted by: Bitch McConnell Johnson at June 01, 2016 08:37 PM (ZEzaq)
Posted by: Obama's Teleprompter at June 01, 2016 08:37 PM (UU4qu)
Nor can I stand the sycophantic knob gobblers in the "press" swoon over his alleged awesomeness.
and speaking of "press", I had more fun watching a can of silly string in a hydraulic press than I ever did watching an 0bama* speech
https://youtu.be/ODBQ_BNjMA0
*- I've been deliberately spelling 0bama's name with a Zero instead of an "o" in all of my personal email for several years now, which absolutely drives my lib friends nuts
Posted by: Well Now at June 01, 2016 08:37 PM (79ClZ)
Historian my ass.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 08:35 PM (xESbL)
Michael Beschlossgrabbentitten.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:37 PM (p4UlV)
The stimulus money was hard to pass up.
Posted by: Michael Beschloss at June 01, 2016 08:38 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: SnowyBits at June 01, 2016 08:38 PM (5swmL)
Posted by: Hepcat at June 01, 2016 08:38 PM (5b+Sr)
But Dan Quayle had to be driven from private life because he misspelled potato.
I hate the media with the heat of 10,000 burning suns.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 08:38 PM (xESbL)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at June 01, 2016 08:38 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Obama's Teleprompter at June 01, 2016 08:37 PM (UU4qu)
Will Trump comment on this tomorrow? I would be rather pleased if he did.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:38 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 08:38 PM (xESbL)
Posted by: Chi at June 01, 2016 08:39 PM (BB+7x)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 08:40 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Picric at June 01, 2016 08:40 PM (s0VSd)
A crack in the facade. And every so often we get a peek at the real deal.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2016 08:40 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: RKae at June 01, 2016 08:40 PM (kLw2y)
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at June 01, 2016 08:40 PM (ZEzaq)
Posted by: Joey Sith at June 01, 2016 08:41 PM (E49J+)
Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at June 01, 2016 08:41 PM (cgH9o)
Posted by: SnowyBits at June 01, 2016 08:41 PM (5swmL)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 08:40 PM (dFi94)
I read that as Standing Bidet.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:41 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 01, 2016 08:41 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 01, 2016 08:42 PM (mL2BD)
Fuck him and his momma.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 01, 2016 08:42 PM (ej1L0)
Now I know at least they're not.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 08:42 PM (4ng05)
Unfortunately we are talking about the American people noticing, here. Like Newt said in Aliens "It won't make any difference".
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 08:42 PM (xESbL)
Posted by: Josephistan at June 01, 2016 08:42 PM (7qAYi)
Aside from this gem of elocution, SCOAMF goes off by describing everything we all know is going wrong in the country as a result of him and he's stating that it's all propaganda.
I fell off my chair.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:42 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 01, 2016 08:43 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Tuna at June 01, 2016 08:43 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: teh Wind at June 01, 2016 08:43 PM (up5+o)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 08:43 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Josephistan at June 01, 2016 08:42 PM (7qAYi)
Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.
You new around here?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:43 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 01, 2016 08:43 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: eman at June 01, 2016 08:43 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Josephistan at June 01, 2016 08:43 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Chi at June 01, 2016 08:44 PM (BB+7x)
Posted by: SnowyBits at June 01, 2016 08:44 PM (5swmL)
Posted by: Barky POTASS at June 01, 2016 08:44 PM (E49J+)
Isn't that called projection.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 01, 2016 08:44 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: Caunotaucarius at June 01, 2016 08:44 PM (aruDZ)
Fuck him and his momma
I sure did!
Posted by: Frank Marshall Davis at June 01, 2016 08:44 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 08:45 PM (dFi94)
59 I did it. I listened to him. Oh. My. Word. I'm embarrassed for the man and I don't even like him. What was that thing he was doing with his mouth?
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 08:43 PM (dFi94)
Jump in the shower, yo.
Posted by: eman at June 01, 2016 08:45 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2016 08:45 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: mpfs at June 01, 2016 08:45 PM (EMYMY)
Posted by: SnowyBits at June 01, 2016 08:44 PM (5swmL)
And TFG. This Fucking Guy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:45 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 01, 2016 08:46 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Wheels Coming Off at June 01, 2016 08:46 PM (FXW24)
Posted by: Fewenuff at June 01, 2016 08:46 PM (T/sbU)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 01, 2016 08:46 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 01, 2016 08:46 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Josephistan at June 01, 2016 08:43 PM (7qAYi)
Like that time trying to get the open umbrella through the gate?
I can see that. No... really.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 08:46 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 01, 2016 08:46 PM (vaR50)
Posted by: Frank Marshall Davis at June 01, 2016 08:47 PM (89T5c)
You could tell he had no clue as to what he should be saying. I think the audience was trying to help him out.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 08:47 PM (dFi94)
Tried to fix it for ya.....
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 08:47 PM (xESbL)
Posted by: polite southern lady at June 01, 2016 08:47 PM (0GucZ)
Posted by: haven x monahan at June 01, 2016 08:47 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2016 08:47 PM (/tuJf)
When any of that goes wrong, he turns into the methhead trying to explain why he was trying to have sex with the cop's horse.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 08:47 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Barky POTASS at June 01, 2016 08:47 PM (E49J+)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at June 01, 2016 08:38 PM (+eR2D)
I did. I broke my own promise to myself. It is so profoundly bad, you hesitate and feel a nano second of pity for the inept bastard. Doesn't last though.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 01, 2016 08:47 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at June 01, 2016 08:48 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: eman at June 01, 2016 08:48 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: derit at June 01, 2016 08:48 PM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: Caunotaucarius at June 01, 2016 08:48 PM (aruDZ)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 01, 2016 08:48 PM (0LHZx)
Tried to fix it for ya.....
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 08:47 PM (xESbL)
Elected him TWICE.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:48 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: Fewenuff at June 01, 2016 08:46 PM (T/sbU)
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Me either. I took the plunge just now. Just this once. It was incredibly hilarious. And by hilarious I mean grotesque.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 08:48 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: rickl at June 01, 2016 08:48 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 08:49 PM (rlfds)
No, not shocking. Just the natural result of Affirmative Action in the Presidency.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 08:49 PM (xESbL)
Posted by: under the knife? at June 01, 2016 08:49 PM (Aox82)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at June 01, 2016 08:49 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2016 08:49 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: derit at June 01, 2016 08:48 PM (OC+TJ)
It's June already.
"Where have you gone, Agusto Pinochet.
Our nation turns its blackened eyes to you.
Woo-woo-woo . . ."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:49 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: t-bird at June 01, 2016 08:49 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 08:49 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 08:40 PM (dFi94)
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Stanford-Binet? This jackass needs the Voight-Kampff test. I think he's shorting out.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 01, 2016 08:49 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: under the knife? at June 01, 2016 08:49 PM (Aox82)
___
Not really. She looks like a woman in her midl 40s. And still pretty hot.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 01, 2016 08:50 PM (0LHZx)
Um, l-l-l-look on my works, ye Mighty, and d-d-d-d-, uh, be sadz!
Posted by: Prez'nit Soaring Rhetoric at June 01, 2016 08:50 PM (8ZskC)
I'm no eloquent speaker myself, but last time I uttered a sentence this incoherent and drawn out I was on my fourth hit from a bong at a friend's apartment.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2016 08:50 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Tuna at June 01, 2016 08:50 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2016 08:50 PM (iqX2J)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2016 08:50 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: eman at June 01, 2016 08:51 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: t-bird at June 01, 2016 08:49 PM (9mTYi)
Momma Sefton taught in the hood, and during a college fair, she told me some kid came up to her and said, "hey Teach! I's going to HARD-WARE!"
She said, "which department?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:51 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: SnowyBits at June 01, 2016 08:51 PM (5swmL)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 08:51 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2016 08:51 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at June 01, 2016 08:51 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: navybrat at June 01, 2016 08:51 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:45 PM (p4UlV)
****
I always thought TFG was the opener for The First Gay. No?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 01, 2016 08:52 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Tuna at June 01, 2016 08:52 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: x at June 01, 2016 08:52 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 01, 2016 08:52 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 08:52 PM (39g3+)
I bet if we play it backwards, it says ________.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2016 08:51 PM (qCMvj)
"Paul's been slain in a bloody car crash."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:52 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: navybrat at June 01, 2016 08:51 PM (w7KSn)
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Two turntables and a micro-penis.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 01, 2016 08:52 PM (jR7Wy)
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Paul's still dead?
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 08:53 PM (dFi94)
Am I mistaken?
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 08:53 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 01, 2016 08:53 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2016 08:53 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 08:53 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 01, 2016 08:53 PM (qCMvj)
They wisked him away to Hawaii for three weeks and when he came back he said not one word off the cuff.
Posted by: eman at June 01, 2016 08:53 PM (MQEz6)
Hey, watch yourself.
Posted by: The Shitbucket Anti-Defamation League at June 01, 2016 08:53 PM (8ZskC)
I always thought TFG was the opener for The First Gay. No?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 01, 2016 08:52 PM (YLidQ)
Hilarious
Posted by: washrivergal at June 01, 2016 08:53 PM (CFc5L)
B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet
Here's something that you never gonna forget
B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 08:54 PM (Nwg0u)
Wet and muddy it is
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 01, 2016 08:54 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 08:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: mpfs at June 01, 2016 08:54 PM (EMYMY)
I dont remember repub presidents attacking donk candidates. Then again, I dont remember presidents before Carter attacking sitting presidents. Carter and Clinton and of course JEF -- no class.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 01, 2016 08:55 PM (iQIUe)
So in the interests of fairness and putting all bad feelings aside I have to admit that I give him credit for being the biggest dickhead I've ever seen.
So there's that.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 08:55 PM (xESbL)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 01, 2016 08:55 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 08:55 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: SnowyBits at June 01, 2016 08:55 PM (5swmL)
Posted by: Reggie Love at June 01, 2016 08:55 PM (f40FU)
Posted by: Don't Bother He's Here at June 01, 2016 08:55 PM (FXW24)
Posted by: Jerome Glitch at June 01, 2016 08:56 PM (c7vUv)
144 Talkin 'bout my g-g-g-g-g-generation
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 08:55 PM (39g3+)
B-b-b-baby you just ain't seen n-n-n-n-notin' yet.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:56 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 08:56 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 08:57 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2016 08:57 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 01, 2016 08:57 PM (9mTYi)
Its like I don't care how the first lady dresses... until she shows up in a dress made from a couch out of Goodwill and is called the most beautiful, fashionable human in existence, a Helen of Troy that Jackie Onassis envies. Then you're just mocking me.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 08:57 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at June 01, 2016 08:57 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: SnowyBits at June 01, 2016 08:55 PM (5swmL)
yeah I too recall it being a commenter.
maybe alleng?
whatever happened to him, by the way?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 01, 2016 08:57 PM (AkOaV)
into position, did a little blackmail, pushed him forward and away we
go.
T.H.I.S.^^^^^^^^^^
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 08:57 PM (xESbL)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 08:56 PM (dFi94)
****
Yep.
TMG
That Manchurian Guy.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 01, 2016 08:57 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 01, 2016 08:57 PM (kumBu)
Am I mistaken?
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 08:53 PM (4ng05)
I can't take credit for that gem. I think I came up with King Putz.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:57 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: -Shawn- at June 01, 2016 08:58 PM (N7jvU)
No way in hell can you induce me to click and listen to that cocksucker talk.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2016 08:58 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 08:58 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: washrivergal at June 01, 2016 08:58 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 08:58 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: x at June 01, 2016 08:58 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 08:58 PM (4ng05)
This is the same brilliant motherfucker who pronounces 'corps' as 'corpse' and thinks there's 57 states.
Not to mention, Austrian is spoken in Austria, according to TFG.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 08:58 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 01, 2016 08:59 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 08:59 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 08:59 PM (xESbL)
Don't forget John McCain. These two imbeciles lost to King Barry of Silver Tongue. Now there's a legacy which should make a man and his family proud.
Posted by: Fritz at June 01, 2016 08:59 PM (f40FU)
It matters little now.
Posted by: eman at June 01, 2016 08:59 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 01, 2016 08:59 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: derit at June 01, 2016 09:00 PM (OC+TJ)
The Texas joke about the "post turtle" comes to mind.
Posted by: navybrat at June 01, 2016 09:00 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2016 09:00 PM (e3bId)
it's a play on gephart calling bush a miserable failure.
Posted by: x at June 01, 2016 09:00 PM (nFwvY)
yeah I too recall it being a commenter.
maybe alleng?
whatever happened to him, by the way?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 01, 2016 08:57 PM (AkOaV)
I think he still doesn't have a blog.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2016 09:00 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 08:40 PM (dFi94) "
Let me guess - Obama an unprecedented 7 SD's above the mean (205 IQ), Dubya with the first negative score in the history of the S-B?
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 01, 2016 09:00 PM (kumBu)
maybe alleng?
whatever happened to him, by the way?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 01, 2016 08:57 PM (AkOaV)
I don't remember if was a post by Ace or if it was in the comments. I kind of remember Ace mentioning it in a post. How many years would that have been?
Posted by: SnowyBits at June 01, 2016 09:00 PM (5swmL)
Posted by: mpfs at June 01, 2016 09:00 PM (EMYMY)
Or that the Falkland Islands are the Maldives (which happen to be in the Indian Ocean).
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 09:00 PM (xESbL)
Because I like Cheetos.
Posted by: Barry at June 01, 2016 09:00 PM (c7vUv)
We should revive it - prominently.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 09:00 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 01, 2016 08:48 PM (0LHZx)
Way of saying OK.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 01, 2016 09:01 PM (Ee2nz)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2016 09:00 PM (LuZz
heh
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 01, 2016 09:01 PM (AkOaV)
I fell for the okey dokey once. It was terrible.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 08:59 PM (39g3+)
===============================================
I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 09:01 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2016 09:01 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Porky Pig at June 01, 2016 09:01 PM (DbBV5)
Posted by: phoenix girl at June 01, 2016 08:59 PM (0O7c5)
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There ain't nothing wrong
With a little Okie-doke
Posted by: Reggie "Okie Doke" Love at June 01, 2016 09:01 PM (rlfds)
Ask President Jarrett where the system restore disk went.
Posted by: IT Crowd at June 01, 2016 09:01 PM (0GucZ)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 01, 2016 09:01 PM (MNgU2)
Thing of it is, the MFM let him get away with it and never challenge it.
Remember that reporter who asked him a question and the rest of the pool chased him and wanted to kill him?
Reminds me of the Monty Python sketch with the boxer whose head gets knocked off. The reporters ask the manager if they can interview him . . .
Manager - "Okay, but keep the questions simple."
Reporter - "Hey champ! How do you feel?"
Manager - "I said keep them simple!!!!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 09:01 PM (p4UlV)
And if he hadn't been touted as a great speaker, yeah.
The guy has never been anything but a modestly gifted sophist. He says things that are emotionally compelling without substance or intellectual weight.
Which appeals to the pseudo intellectual.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 09:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Weasel at June 01, 2016 09:02 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 09:02 PM (4ng05)
into position, did a little blackmail, pushed him forward and away we
go.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 08:56 PM (dFi94)
Exactly my take. He was a bonus baby, groomed and moved up through the Red farm system to AAA, finally got a shot at the big club.
His life story of drifting from triumph to triumph without a setback is, on its face, unbelievable.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 09:02 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 09:01 PM (dFi94)
****
That's what it's all about.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 01, 2016 09:02 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Fewenuff at June 01, 2016 09:02 PM (T/sbU)
Posted by: Fewenuff at June 01, 2016 09:03 PM (T/sbU)
Case in point. Mr. D went buy a not-so-local (20 miles away) pastry shop this morning to pick me up treats to celebrate my raise. Hours claim 9am to 7pm. He showed up 9:10am in the pouring rain to find the door locked. He gets back in his truck and leaves. As he's pulling out of the parking lot, he sees the "open" light come on. goes down the road, does a uturn and goes back, just to find the door still locked.
So, I pleasantly message the place and tell them what happened. I get a message back from the owner, stating that when he goes back tomorrow or Friday, he needs to ask for her personally and she apologizes profusely.
Yeah. Daddy was right.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at June 01, 2016 09:03 PM (+eR2D)
Under water grottos, caverns
Filled with apes
That eat figs.
Stepping on the figs
That the apes
Eat, they crunch.
The apes howl, bare
Their fangs, dance,
Tumble in the
Rushing water,
Musty, wet pelts
Glistening in the blue.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 09:03 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 01, 2016 09:03 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Barack Obama, the modern Shakespeare at June 01, 2016 09:03 PM (Aox82)
And still insists he sees the ghost
Posted by: Josephistan at June 01, 2016 09:03 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: IT Crowd at June 01, 2016 09:01 PM (0GucZ)
That, or someone needs to check behind the podium.
Not me. No way.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 09:03 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: washrivergal at June 01, 2016 09:04 PM (CFc5L)
The one in NYC. TFG's alma mater. And order Columbia to seal all their grades, too.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at June 01, 2016 09:04 PM (fM2Vo)
Posted by: x at June 01, 2016 09:05 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: fluffy at June 01, 2016 09:05 PM (2hcmo)
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 01, 2016 09:05 PM (kk1fo)
I believe you're right. I hope the folks we miss now will be back after the election. I don't begrudge them taking a break lately. I had to for a few years.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 09:05 PM (39g3+)
I don't begrudge public figures screwing up, or having bad days, and mis-speaking - in general.
Dubya was (actually fairly inaccurately) portrayed as a tongue-tied dummy - yet his reading list would leave this idiot stammering in shock, and on key occasions Bush was quite eloquent.
Thing with this idiot is that there isn't, and never has been, any reason whatsoever to consider him particularly bright and certainly not eloquent, even articulate really.
His ignorance, lack of curiosity, marination in idiocy his whole life, and psychological issues are all pretty obvious to an intelligent observer, but you'd think his incredibly bumbling political ineptitude would have been noticed by more.
His "great" campaign in 2008 consisted of bizarre, repugnant revival meetings with people fainting in reaction to high school-level drivel, interspersed with jaw-dropping gaffes (telling PA gun owners he wouldn't take their guns .... because "I don't have the votes" WTF king of political savvy is that??).
Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2016 09:06 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Picric at June 01, 2016 09:06 PM (s0VSd)
For some reason I'm recalling a Johnny Carson joke about GHWB re Quayle: "He had to find someone with even less charisma than he has".
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 01, 2016 09:06 PM (sattt)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 09:06 PM (Nwg0u)
The guy has never been anything but a modestly gifted sophist. He says things that are emotionally compelling without substance or intellectual weight.
Which appeals to the pseudo intellectual.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 09:02 PM (39g3+) "
Even great speakers can get tongue-tied. It's the fact that Obama's never had a single moment of brilliant oratory that wasn't wholly crafted by somebody else. Even his 'great speeches' from the teleprompter were mediocrities puffed up by his sycophants.
If Clatyon Kershaw has a bad start and you tell me he's still the best pitcher of his generation, I'll believe it. But when you try to tell me the guy who's never made it out of the 3rd inning without giving up double digit runs is the new Sandy Koufax, that's when I'll say you're full of shit.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 01, 2016 09:06 PM (kumBu)
Posted by: washrivergal
He was my "funny" uncle who hung around the house when I was a kid. I called him Uncle Pokey.
Posted by: Barry at June 01, 2016 09:07 PM (c7vUv)
***
He used the hell out of it, but it has been an Urban Dictionary term since early 2008.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 01, 2016 09:07 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at June 01, 2016 09:07 PM (/WPPJ)
Posted by: derit at June 01, 2016 09:07 PM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at June 01, 2016 09:07 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at June 01, 2016 09:07 PM (fM2Vo)
Posted by: Kenneth and Otto at June 01, 2016 09:07 PM (msBGU)
Posted by: IT Crowd at June 01, 2016 09:07 PM (0GucZ)
Posted by: Sam in Va at June 01, 2016 09:07 PM (9stgl)
Posted by: eman at June 01, 2016 09:07 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Mr. Taggart at June 01, 2016 09:07 PM (EMYMY)
Posted by: SnowyBits at June 01, 2016 09:08 PM (5swmL)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 09:08 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 09:08 PM (xESbL)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 01, 2016 09:03 PM (0O7c5)
He was doing his Jar-Jar impression.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6lIqdnU5NQ
Posted by: Josephistan at June 01, 2016 09:08 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Valerie Jarret at June 01, 2016 09:09 PM (FXW24)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 09:09 PM (rlfds)
Uh er There is no blue America and there is no red America there is er ah uh uh Purple America.
Fuck his red diaper ass.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 09:09 PM (g8Hfr)
Red farm system to AAA, finally got a shot at the big club.
Ayers hoped they could get him mayor of Chicago then fate.
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 01, 2016 09:09 PM (kk1fo)
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2016 09:09 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at June 01, 2016 09:07 PM (+eR2D)
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You're welcome. I get lots of practice at it with the two year old. Left arm? Right leg? I might as well be speaking Japanese.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 09:09 PM (dFi94)
221 Couldn't get through the entire video, but I will say - this Elijah Craig is pretty good. Of course, it's a naive bourbon without any breeding, but I'm amused by its presumption.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at June 01, 2016 09:07 PM (/WPPJ)
It is good and remarkably cheap.
I'm addicted to Four Roses.
Posted by: eman at June 01, 2016 09:09 PM (MQEz6)
When he says he has some African in him, he means me.
Posted by: Reggie at June 01, 2016 09:10 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Tuna at June 01, 2016 09:10 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: IC at June 01, 2016 09:11 PM (zK6nG)
So "okie-doke" is some racist code language.
This fucking prick deserves a belt in the mouth.
And on that cheery note, it's off to bed for me.
Later kids.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 09:11 PM (p4UlV)
Posted by: eman at June 01, 2016 09:07 PM (MQEz6)
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That long? Dang.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 09:11 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 09:11 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 09:12 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 09:08 PM (4ng05)
Yup....and millions and millions of stupid Americans voted for this idiot. Twice.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 01, 2016 09:12 PM (ej1L0)
Fuck his red diaper ass.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 09:09 PM (g8Hfr)
Today is the day the oceans began to recede and the planet began to heal!
Or some such nonsense.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 09:12 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 09:09 PM (g8Hfr)
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Believe me, I do.
Posted by: Reggie at June 01, 2016 09:13 PM (rlfds)
I'm hoping the Cubs can wait til next year to win it all.
TFG will take full credit for it this year.
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2016 09:13 PM (qUNWi)
245 7 months to go
Posted by: eman at June 01, 2016 09:07 PM (MQEz6)
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That long? Dang.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 01, 2016 09:11 PM (dFi94)
Let your mind drift back to the day Mitt lost.
You will feel better about having seven months to go.
Posted by: eman at June 01, 2016 09:13 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 01, 2016 09:13 PM (kk1fo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2016 09:14 PM (RrDm2)
The exact moniker that should be applied to Obama if the reports are accurate. The next day after everyone of his speeches it's nothing but spin for why it sucked so bad.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 01, 2016 09:15 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 09:15 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at June 01, 2016 09:15 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Tuna at June 01, 2016 09:16 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 09:15 PM (Nwg0u)
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LOL!
I was trying to remember his name.
Thanks.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 09:16 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 01, 2016 09:16 PM (dULJN)
G-d luv ya, Joe.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 09:16 PM (4ng05)
Twice.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 01, 2016 09:12 PM (ej1L0)
Some would give folks a pass for the first time.
The second time became an epiphany for me, concerning the intelligence and/or tribal loyalty of my fellow Americans.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 01, 2016 09:16 PM (kKHcp)
Zippy as defender of the fate of the American middle class.
Substitute the word Iranian for American and you might could believe the congenital lying,traitorous bastard.
Personally Zippy's concerns are simple: who is packing his fudge tonight and tomorrow's tee time.
Posted by: Malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at June 01, 2016 09:17 PM (3ZttN)
And that is an insult to Zippy.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2016 09:17 PM (J6XDt)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2016 09:18 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 09:18 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: freaked at June 01, 2016 09:19 PM (BO/km)
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Reagan: Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!
Obozo: If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 09:19 PM (Nwg0u)
Still made by Snyders, after buying out Jay's, and still pretty good.
So he's saying 'Don't fall for the cheese popcorn!'
What a stupid jagoff.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 01, 2016 09:19 PM (XdbLA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2016 09:19 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 09:15 PM (Nwg0u)
Hahaha...yup...didn't he wear some silly ass hood on his head or something?
HeyBa Fat Albertba letsem goba downtownba and buys somes crackba?
Hey, hey hey, get the fuck outta my way, or I will bust a cap in yo ass!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 01, 2016 09:20 PM (ej1L0)
Posted by: derit at June 01, 2016 09:20 PM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2016 09:20 PM (J6XDt)
What if the Okey Dokey is what it's all about?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2016 09:19 PM (RrDm2)
then we will do the okey dokey
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 01, 2016 09:21 PM (0O7c5)
You are supposed to marry the rapist to become the president.
Heh, heh, heh.
Posted by: freedom2014despitebarack at June 01, 2016 09:21 PM (SEFXb)
And half the country worships his soiled diaper.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2016 09:22 PM (J6XDt)
Also, I've figured out how David French became the choice for a 3rd party bid; the dicks at NRO that wrote the anti-Trump issue got together and French got the short straw.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 01, 2016 09:22 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2016 09:22 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: O**** at June 01, 2016 09:23 PM (vq6QR)
And half the country worships his soiled diaper.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2016 09:22 PM (J6XDt)
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Yet I'm supposed to believe that elections will save us all...
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 09:23 PM (rlfds)
A shame, because I'm sure Kevin "Djugashvili" Williamson really wanted that job.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2016 09:23 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: freaked at June 01, 2016 09:23 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 01, 2016 09:23 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 09:23 PM (Nwg0u)
At least not now
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 01, 2016 09:24 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 01, 2016 09:23 PM (jR7Wy)
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Pikers.
Posted by: Teh Horde at June 01, 2016 09:24 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2016 09:23 PM (6FqZa)
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I see him as more of a "Bronstein".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 01, 2016 09:24 PM (jR7Wy)
You put your left foot out
You put your left foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the okey dokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2016 09:25 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 01, 2016 09:23 PM (jR7Wy)
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Pikers.
Posted by: Teh Horde at June 01, 2016 09:24 PM (rlfds)
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More like basking sharks.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 01, 2016 09:25 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 01, 2016 09:26 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2016 09:26 PM (J6XDt)
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Still giggling at whoever said that David French looks like a thumb.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 09:26 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Ruth H at June 01, 2016 09:27 PM (l9C+M)
You put your left hand in.
You put your left hand in further.
And shake it all about.
More left hand in deeper and harder.
Everybody sing it with me!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 09:27 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: freaked at June 01, 2016 09:27 PM (BO/km)
I don't expect I'll actually want to look at the man until he's dead, just to confirm he won't ever be able to fuck up the country again.
He's almost exactly my age so I'd better go work out now.
Posted by: JEM at June 01, 2016 09:27 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Marge from Fargo at June 01, 2016 09:27 PM (ZeZ8P)
Nancy French 31 minutes ago
My husband @davidafrench is in Vermont thinking and praying
Nancy, there are men on the internet. Men!
Talking to them has been forbidden by the Father Husband!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 01, 2016 09:27 PM (kdS6q)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Publius_Clodius_Pulcher
Posted by: derit at June 01, 2016 09:28 PM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: Fritz at June 01, 2016 09:28 PM (f40FU)
Turns out to have been mostly for naught, but most didn't know the country had lost its nerve and sense at that point.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2016 09:28 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 01, 2016 09:28 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 01, 2016 09:23 PM (jR7Wy)
You should watch "Jessica Jones." Her superpower is to drink whisky like John Belushi.
Posted by: Josephistan at June 01, 2016 09:28 PM (7qAYi)
Weasel Zippers did this, not quite, but sorta.
https://youtu.be/irFvZh_F3Hc
Posted by: mindful webworker - full of confusion at June 01, 2016 09:28 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: Joe Pesci at June 01, 2016 09:28 PM (mxMho)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 01, 2016 09:29 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 01, 2016 09:29 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 01, 2016 09:30 PM (kdS6q)
Without whom the Clinton's remain a footnote (albeit, a sleazy one) to history.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 09:30 PM (xESbL)
You are supposed to marry the rapist to become the president.
Heh, heh, heh.
Posted by: freedom2014despitebarack at June 01, 2016 09:21 PM (SEFXb)
Hahaha...yup, too funny! They should do a remake of Fat Albert and the Gang but have them hang with the real gangs, the Bloods and the Crips. It would be a laugh riot.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 01, 2016 09:30 PM (ej1L0)
Okie Dokis means KILL WHITEY! Rise up Brothers and Sisters and do what is overdue!
The chair is against Pauls long mustache!
Posted by: Barky POTASS at June 01, 2016 09:30 PM (E49J+)
Posted by: The Trumpster at June 01, 2016 09:30 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Joe Pesci at June 01, 2016 09:28 PM (mxMho)
"Everything that guy just said is bullshit."
Joe Pesci has become a post-modern Nostradamus.
Posted by: Josephistan at June 01, 2016 09:31 PM (7qAYi)
I'm surprised he didn't try a mike drop a la 8 Mile.
Of course, if he had, he'd've probably electrocuted someone...
Posted by: Captain Comic at June 01, 2016 09:31 PM (YiLg1)
Matt Walsh*
It's worth noting that @DavidAFrench would be the first bearded president since 1889. This is reason enough to support him.
*Into bear hunting, IYKWIM
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 01, 2016 09:32 PM (kdS6q)
I've got nothing against French and expect all of this to be mostly forgotten within a month.
But such an obviously ridiculous stunt cannot be expected to pass without some ridicule and general rough-housing.
(and seriously, WTF with his "pact" before going to Iraq? General Order #1 in CENTCOM would take care of the alcohol thing - though as I said yesterday ...... don't go sniffing that can of "Diet Coke" that soldier is sipping out by the palace pool .....)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2016 09:32 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 09:33 PM (xESbL)
Posted by: Barky POTASS at June 01, 2016 09:30 PM (E49J+)
Well, he was the Walrus.
Posted by: Josephistan at June 01, 2016 09:33 PM (7qAYi)
Poor Ben must spend a lot on flesh colored make-up...
Lalalalala-lalala-la HEY!
//Smurf
Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 09:33 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2016 09:33 PM (XN0hD)
Posted by: mochelle my belle at June 01, 2016 09:34 PM (BO/km)
They may not yet be feeling the burn, but I bet they ain't enjoying the hemorrhoidal itch.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 09:34 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: mochelle my belle at June 01, 2016 09:34 PM (BO/km)
Yes - you *do* have to explain everything to me.
My hermetic separation from most pop culture takes effort, but is proving to be effective, so to speak.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2016 09:35 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Michael at June 01, 2016 09:35 PM (KClXw)
Imus had a great exchange with Beschloss after Beschloss said Obama has the highest IQ of any president.
Imus: What is Obama's IQ?
Beschloss: ... I mean, he easily is the ...
Imus: I'm asking what number is his IQ?
Beschloss: ... so, you see, based on Obama's
Imus: Do you know Obama's IQ?
Beschloss ... well, no, but ...
Imus: Okay, you don't know Obama's IQ.
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Posted by: BumperStickerist at June 01, 2016 09:35 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 09:36 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 09:36 PM (xESbL)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 01, 2016 09:37 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: docweasel at June 01, 2016 09:37 PM (XxzcU)
The fact that the stuttering queen is going to lecture us on creating divisions based on race or religion is rich since she's done nothing but since day one
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2016 09:37 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 09:37 PM (xESbL)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 09:37 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2016 08:30 PM (p4UlV)
I took a construction job in Saudi Arabia about six months after Operation Eagle Claw - where Jimmy the C. managed to kill 8 Americans and lose two aircraft without ever making contact with the enemy. Lots of Canucks and Brits for co-workers, and they were not gentle. That was pretty embarrassing.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at June 01, 2016 09:38 PM (O4NI/)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 01, 2016 09:38 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Dr. Venkman at June 01, 2016 09:38 PM (XN0hD)
Posted by: 80's music fan at June 01, 2016 09:38 PM (C9Rdt)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2016 09:35 PM (QDnY+)
Same here, but it doesn't take much effort. Similarly, I feel no urge to take a swan dive at the local sewage treatment plant.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 09:38 PM (oKE6c)
Without whom the Clinton's remain a footnote (albeit, a sleazy one) to history.
Posted by: LGoPs
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Yeah, well, I voted my conscience.
Okay... maybe I lost sight of the fact that the election was about the Presidency, rather than my feelings, but, dammit, I did the right thing. It's not my fault that Clinton waltzed into office with 39% of the vote.
I is kind, I is smart, I is important, and I'll never acknowledge that the entire Clinton machine and all of its destruction is any fault of mine.
Posted by: 'Principled' Perot Voter at June 01, 2016 09:38 PM (RrDm2)
It sure would be good to have this large group that could investigate things like this, like, if if iiiiiii f he actually is a moron without aaaaaaaany experience aaaaaaat anything.
But, we we we we we don't need that in our politics.
Trump and veterans, stuff like that.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz The Main Dude My Man Esq at June 01, 2016 09:39 PM (ijIy6)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 01, 2016 09:29 PM (dULJN)
With his butt plug
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 01, 2016 09:39 PM (45oDG)
I'm reminded of this classic...
https://youtu.be/35waIijoy-s?t=2m30s
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at June 01, 2016 09:40 PM (0OG8D)
Dubya - on his first round of golf after leaving office - was a better golfer than Obama, after his 270th round of golf played while in office.
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Posted by: BumperStickerist at June 01, 2016 09:40 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz!
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That was the first time that I was embarrassed to be an American.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2016 09:41 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 01, 2016 09:41 PM (ucDmr)
Dubya - on his first round of golf after leaving office - was a better golfer than Obama, after his 270th round of golf played while in office.
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Posted by: BumperStickerist at June 01, 2016 09:40 PM (uhftQ)
Anyone who's ever seen his golf swing will not be surprised by this.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 09:42 PM (oKE6c)
(Commenting on the right post, now. Ignore the other comment. I blame The Okie Doke.)
Posted by: The Okie Doke at June 01, 2016 09:42 PM (yODqO)
Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2016 09:33 PM (XN0hD)
...............
That is totally off base and uncalled for!
Posted by: Thurston Howell Trump at June 01, 2016 09:42 PM (ZeZ8P)
Because he knows that this assclown doesn't represent all of us - or most of us - and that we are seething with anger and waiting to take our country back. So he better be careful in just how far he pushes.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 09:43 PM (xESbL)
Posted by: Jay Guevara
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He needs more time in the weight room.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2016 09:43 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: freaked at June 01, 2016 09:44 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: 'Principled' Perot Voter
Nor should Perot Voters.
George Bush Senior was and is an arrogant tool, he of the Points of Light campaign celebrating commies across Washington DC. He of the tax hike. He of NAFTA and the ADA.
If Bush had actually ruled as advertised - as a supporter of American interests - Perot wouldn't have got anywhere. He'd probably not have bothered.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2016 09:44 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2016 09:45 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 09:45 PM (xESbL)
Posted by: Harold Hecuba at June 01, 2016 09:45 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Reggie at June 01, 2016 09:46 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: freaked at June 01, 2016 09:46 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2016 09:46 PM (RrDm2)
I would have preferred that Perot work out his anger with a therapist.
Instead he used us as his therapy couch. Fuck him.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 09:48 PM (xESbL)
My mother in law, rest her soul was a PROUD Perotsite who "hated that Bush lied about taxes"and thus elected indirectly an asshat who raised her taxes even higher...
"b/c feelz"
Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 09:48 PM (g8Hfr)
Yup. 'Read my lips' was a classic fail and an indicator of things to come.
Posted by: freaked at June 01, 2016 09:48 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: goon at June 01, 2016 09:50 PM (WCaSy)
Frankly, I deny that there is such a thing as "indirect election". The only people to blame for Clinton's election are Clinton's voters.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2016 09:50 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 01, 2016 09:50 PM (82DE7)
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 09:50 PM (xESbL)
If Bush had actually ruled as advertised - as a supporter of American interests - Perot wouldn't have got anywhere. He'd probably not have bothered.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2016 09:44 PM (6FqZa)
Disagree completely. Bush 41 was not a bad president at all. Faced with a hostile Congress and large deficits, he did his best. Lest we forget, he cleaned up the S&L mess, threw the Iraqis out of Kuwait, and managed our relations with the collapsing USSR so as not to cause WWIII with the remnants. Took out Noriega in Panama. His budget deal with the Democrats actually led to the only government surpluses in recent memory. I'm not saying he was perfect, but given the circumstances he did pretty well. Certainly not deserving of your sneering, 20/20 hindsight backbiting.
Posted by: HTL at June 01, 2016 09:51 PM (hhBXE)
Posted by: Debra Messing at June 01, 2016 09:51 PM (/m8T6)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XuItt6iuMc
Trying to find the video where obamam is introducing the Prime Minister of Ireland, there's a glitch in TOTUS, and he introduces the irish PM to himself.
Posted by: Josephistan at June 01, 2016 09:52 PM (7qAYi)
The Perotsites little rage fit gave us Beijing Billy.
End of story.
Look I've made my peace with it, we are being punished for the GOP's stupidity over the last 28 years.
I get it.
It is not funny, it is not pleasant, I hate we are having a slow rolling communist revolution but there it is.
Thanks Ross, jam the charts up your ass.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 09:53 PM (g8Hfr)
I love that one. I'll help you look.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 01, 2016 09:53 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 01, 2016 09:54 PM (IqV8l)
Obama's so stupid, he thought he needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 09:37 PM (rlfds)
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Okey-doke!
Posted by: iforgot at June 01, 2016 09:54 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2016 09:55 PM (KQTmr)
Posted by: Code deb at June 01, 2016 09:55 PM (BO/km)
But we're going to have to disagree on that budget deal. The surpluses happened far in the future of Bush's ouster... so you're not just supporting Bush's tax hike, but Clinton's.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2016 09:55 PM (6FqZa)
Our Boyfriend the President is so Dreamy. He knows just what to say to make us feel like he's one of us... one of the regular people.
/rushing off to bathroom, hoping to meet a trans man/woman for a 'release' massage
Posted by: Your Betters at the MSM at June 01, 2016 09:55 PM (AHDxb)
Posted by: lousagirl at June 01, 2016 09:56 PM (9plvG)
Minister of Ireland, there's a glitch in TOTUS, and he introduces the
irish PM to himself.
Yeah, but Obama's black so pointing this out is racist *rolling eyes*.
Actually, when you think of it, protecting his iddy biddy feewings by NOT POINTING IT OUT is what is truly racist.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 09:56 PM (xESbL)
We were not wrong to aid them.
I belied that then I still do.
Saddam controlling 1/4 of the world's production would probably have led to World War Three before 2010.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 09:56 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: iforgot at June 01, 2016 09:54 PM (5o5ek
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Yeah, what was that referring to anyway?
Posted by: MTF at June 01, 2016 09:56 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2016 09:57 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Mental Defectives Everywhere at June 01, 2016 09:57 PM (AHDxb)
Posted by: deadrody at June 01, 2016 09:58 PM (q72NU)
So again, Bush made the right call there, as he often did in foreign policy...
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2016 09:58 PM (6FqZa)
And he didn't see that coming? Guess he picked the wrong friends.
Posted by: frreaked at June 01, 2016 09:58 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Infidel at June 01, 2016 09:58 PM (dlTLF)
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 09:58 PM (xESbL)
Posted by: MTF at June 01, 2016 09:58 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 01, 2016 09:59 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2016 09:59 PM (KQTmr)
I wonder how things would be today if we had stayed out of that?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.
The problem wasn't kicking them out.
The problem was GHBush's velvet-glove interest in allowing Saddam's regime to continue. There was no excuse not capture or kill him and his secondaries.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2016 10:00 PM (p2X2f)
Posted by: lousagirl at June 01, 2016 10:00 PM (9plvG)
Posted by: Infidel at June 01, 2016 10:00 PM (dlTLF)
Posted by: President ValJarJar at June 01, 2016 10:01 PM (/m8T6)
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 10:01 PM (xESbL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 01, 2016 10:01 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: davidt at June 01, 2016 10:01 PM (YOrKb)
Yep he did that and then failed to go all the way and finish the job so we wouldn't have to go back later.
Posted by: frreaked at June 01, 2016 10:01 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: deadrody at June 01, 2016 09:58 PM (q72NU)
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Hey, that job is taken!
Posted by: Joey Choo-Choo Biden at June 01, 2016 10:02 PM (/m8T6)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/235164-2/#respond
It's in the comments. Scroll down for it.
And note who posted it.
Posted by: rickl at June 01, 2016 10:03 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: LGoPs
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In 'The Road Past Mandalay', John Masters recounts that his unit (behind Jap lines in Burma) received some critical message from their command structure. Masters' people replied that they 'took umbrage' at the comments. Apparently the command structure spent the next three hours trying to find 'Umbrage' on the map.
Good book, btw. Worth reading, with some moments that are very sobering.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2016 10:03 PM (RrDm2)
I've heard it said that Perot took as many D votes as R votes so made no difference. I've also heard that the pyramids were built by illegal aliens so who knows?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 01, 2016 10:03 PM (IqV8l)
TV viewing, anyone want to watch softballs tossed at President 4Putt? If so, check out your tax dollars at work on PBS. [Mis. Hum.]
If I got to see someone flinging some real life softballs at him like the circus geek he is, I would pay money to see that.
@Mis Hum: the text of the item looks like there was supposed to be a link there, but it isn't there.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 01, 2016 10:03 PM (R+30W)
Thus solving the problem of Iraq owning all those reserves, and replacing that with the problem of Iran owning them.
In the UK at the time we weren't too keen on the ayatollahs. They'd just ordered a hit on a fellow citizen.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 01, 2016 10:04 PM (6FqZa)
Well, as it so often the case, I went and did my own research. Per "Urban Dictionary":
Believing a lie; falling for a scam.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 01, 2016 10:05 PM (82DE7)
Posted by: Hairy Reid, the troll under the bridge at June 01, 2016 10:05 PM (/m8T6)
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 10:05 PM (xESbL)
The problem was the little hand grenade with a bad haircut ran interference for Clennis in the debates.
I called it when he tossed his little fez in the ring and the Gremlin did not let me down.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 10:06 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2016 09:55 PM
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No, he was not editor. That would require reading, writing, and editing.
Obama was "president" of Law Review, which only entails presiding over meetings --- when you bother to show up.
It's a purely social honor.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2016 10:08 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
I've never been able to tell the difference.
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at June 01, 2016 10:08 PM (c7vUv)
He remains the *unpublished* President of the Harvard Law Review...
Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 10:10 PM (g8Hfr)
Speaking of boobs, I hit the mute button the moment The One began blathering.
It pisses me to no end he will be staying in DC for the two years for the youngest moochette to finish Sidwell Friends.
And he's warned us he's going to stay involved politically.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:10 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: phreshone at June 01, 2016 10:10 PM (12kBq)
Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at June 01, 2016 10:11 PM (12kBq)
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 01, 2016 10:11 PM (kk1fo)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 01, 2016 10:12 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 01, 2016 10:12 PM (GdFQh)
Posted by: davidt at June 01, 2016 10:01 PM (YOrKb)
That would be masterful.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 01, 2016 10:13 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 01, 2016 10:13 PM (ucDmr)
Right now, you guys like the legend of me, but I don't give a damn. At first, I was treated as a bit of a piece of shit, and the character of Wickedpinto grew from me saying the most extreme things, DELIBERATELY to get attention, and then all of a sudden the profound things I said got attention.
Obama is an idiot, Clinton, the entire genepool, are idiots, Trump is a vulgar fuck, and I don't say this out of resentment of their success, which is the general banter among those who would rather back a horse than look at a person.
THESE ARE STUPID PEOPLE, who don't know how to turn off their "I break bitches" and get to "Longbows." Because they never had the talent to deliver either. They just voiced words they were told.
I CREATED "I break Bitches." I created "gay bear stick." I created "Longbows." and it wasn't because I wanted to create anything, okay, I break bitches was 100% intentional to get you to read about something else, I think it was the logistical genius of the military or some shit. But the rest? it was a NATURAL and everyone who remembers wicked with fondness is smarter an all of those LOSERS. Let them collect cash, and positions, they will not collect respect because they are all pretenders at the throne.
ACE hold the high road of populist understanding. . . .in between his over use of french language.
Which makes him a bit of a bitch at times, but the kind of bitch I would not break with a longbow.
Posted by: Wickedpinto at June 01, 2016 10:13 PM (b9v8M)
And he's warned us he's going to stay involved politically.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:10 PM (1ZOkK)
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The POS is already inserting himself into the campaign and vows he will be out there actively working on it.
Surprise, surprise.
Yeah, no way he'll follow tradition and retire from the scene. Baby Barky wants attention!!!!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2016 10:13 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: tmitsss at June 01, 2016 10:14 PM (sUvQQ)
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 10:14 PM (xESbL)
Posted by: phreshone at June 01, 2016 10:10 PM (12kBq)
***
Heh..... I like it.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 01, 2016 10:14 PM (lutOX)
Did somebody pop out of a cake, Jane?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 01, 2016 10:12 PM (jR7Wy)
As our friend was being toasted, with his wife sitting across from him taking video, a woman from another table, wearing a sundress, with her large, tanned boobs hanging out, came over and draped herself across the top of his head.
It was priceless.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:14 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 01, 2016 10:15 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 01, 2016 10:15 PM (ucDmr)
Thus solving the problem of Iraq owning all those reserves, and replacing that with the problem of Iran owning them.
In the UK at the time we weren't too keen on the ayatollahs. They'd just ordered a hit on a fellow citizen.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
IIRC, Saddam had pretty much given up control of the country and was in a command trailer waiting for the US to kill him. Then Gen. Schwarzkopf gave the infamous command to not interdict Iraqi air force operations.
Actions done in full can go poorly. Half-measures will always disappoint.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2016 10:16 PM (p2X2f)
Han Dynasty repeating Xbows 4 the winz!
Good to see you WP.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 10:16 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 01, 2016 10:16 PM (jR7Wy)
He is too full of himself and will NOT be ignored.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:16 PM (1ZOkK)
Actually this is tradition for Democrats. Carter, BillyJeff and now Jugears. They are classless and don't have the grace to step aside when their turn is done.
And the people who support them are no better.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 10:16 PM (xESbL)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 01, 2016 10:17 PM (82DE7)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 10:17 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:18 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 10:17 PM (0mRoj)
Without them he can barely sing his ABC's.
Posted by: Blano at June 01, 2016 10:18 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:18 PM (1ZOkK)
Unlike Abe Vigoda.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 01, 2016 10:15 PM (gyKtp)
He still drives himself to work... in one of the last Lincoln Town Cars to come off the line
Posted by: phreshone at June 01, 2016 10:18 PM (12kBq)
And that's on one of his good days.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 10:18 PM (xESbL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:19 PM (1ZOkK)
Now THAT would be embarrassing.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 01, 2016 10:20 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 01, 2016 10:14 PM (lutOX)
I used to use it a fair bit in 2009... now it's all socks, all the time, because I'm unorirginal in that way... just spitballin' from the back of the classroom
Posted by: phreshone at June 01, 2016 10:20 PM (12kBq)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 01, 2016 08:51 PM (Nwg0u)
The planes of Egypt fall mainly in the drink?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2016 10:20 PM (GSdpU)
Look Mommy there's a Gremlin in a Lincoln!
Posted by: Little kid on the sidewalk at June 01, 2016 10:21 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Reggie Love at June 01, 2016 10:21 PM (12kBq)
Posted by: Mortimer at June 01, 2016 10:22 PM (ycC/D)
Posted by: Bob Feller at June 01, 2016 10:22 PM (12kBq)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 01, 2016 10:23 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: John McCain at June 01, 2016 10:23 PM (12kBq)
Posted by: Peggy Noonan and Kathleen Parker at June 01, 2016 10:23 PM (1ZOkK)
That has to be worth some extra votes for that alone.
Posted by: William Eaton at June 01, 2016 10:23 PM (KhJh8)
Posted by: Bob Feller at June 01, 2016 10:22 PM (12kBq)
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He's a catcher.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 01, 2016 10:23 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Al Czervic at June 01, 2016 10:24 PM (12kBq)
Posted by: Observer at June 01, 2016 10:24 PM (Pa4eZ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 01, 2016 10:25 PM (ucDmr)
I was wondering how long it would take for that straight line to be hit into the upper deck...
Posted by: Bob Feller at June 01, 2016 10:25 PM (12kBq)
Posted by: Gone with the Windbag at June 01, 2016 10:26 PM (G57fe)
Thanks Ross, jam the charts up your ass.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 09:53 PM (g8Hfr)
That ^
Posted by: Mimzey at June 01, 2016 10:26 PM (aRUb8)
Posted by: eman at June 01, 2016 10:26 PM (MQEz6)
Actually this is tradition for Democrats. Carter, BillyJeff and now Jugears. They are classless and don't have the grace to step aside when their turn is done.
And the people who support them are no better.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 10:16 PM (xESbL)
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True. It has become the rule for the new Dems. Bitter, resentful Jimmy started it.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2016 10:26 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Flaming Clown Boner at June 01, 2016 10:27 PM (12kBq)
#NeverTrump
Posted by: Mortimer at June 01, 2016 10:22 PM (ycC/D)
Maybe that's who Krusty the Kristol is thinking about getting to run.
Posted by: Blano at June 01, 2016 10:27 PM (heN73)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 01, 2016 09:03 PM (0O7c5)
This is Okie Dokie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2Xrxqt3ovE
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2016 10:27 PM (GSdpU)
Mother Sheehan had an "interesting" history with her son, who re-upped happily.
I have better things to do than Coffin Dance, she doesn't.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 10:27 PM (g8Hfr)
Like Because He's a Mental Defective
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Why do you people hate us so?
Mental Defectives are way higher up on the IQ scale than this Obama fellow...
Posted by: Mental Defectives Everywhere at June 01, 2016 10:27 PM (AHDxb)
Posted by: George Washington at June 01, 2016 10:28 PM (12kBq)
*couple a drinks under the belt*
Posted by: Infidel at June 01, 2016 10:28 PM (dlTLF)
Posted by: Obamandias at June 01, 2016 10:28 PM (mIQJh)
Posted by: eman at June 01, 2016 10:29 PM (MQEz6)
Believe us, George, we keep asking ourselves the same question.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 01, 2016 10:29 PM (82DE7)
Posted by: John Quincy Adams at June 01, 2016 10:29 PM (12kBq)
at Trump's inauguration speech. Not able to talk with his teleprompter,
just forced to sit there and take an hour of Trump free styling on how
great Trump's over the top America will soon be.
That has to be worth some extra votes for that alone.
--
I look forward to the above mentioned scenario.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at June 01, 2016 10:30 PM (AHDxb)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 01, 2016 10:30 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Harry Reid at June 01, 2016 10:30 PM (12kBq)
Posted by: Obamandias "
Whoever did that, that was pretty brilliant.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 01, 2016 10:31 PM (82DE7)
Posted by: PT Barnum at June 01, 2016 10:32 PM (12kBq)
Maybe that's who Krusty the Kristol is thinking about getting to run.
I can now reveal that there is a man. A good man. A GREAT man.
He will step into the race and calm the seas and make this nation remember what it once was and what it can be...
His name ?
Joe the orderly. The man who gives me my shots every hour on the hour.
And now a message from Goldline.
Posted by: Glenn Beck in a straitjacket at June 01, 2016 10:32 PM (ycC/D)
Posted by: Shecky Soetoro at June 01, 2016 10:32 PM (12kBq)
Barry *should* have been fetching his coffee. But he'd probably fuck that up, too.
Posted by: Peggy Noonan and Kathleen Parker at June 01, 2016 10:33 PM (1ZOkK)
Thanks Ross, jam the charts up your ass.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 09:53 PM (g8Hfr)
God, I hate that guy..........
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at June 01, 2016 10:33 PM (Ycgco)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy at June 01, 2016 10:33 PM (12kBq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:34 PM (1ZOkK)
And Kristol sadly has fully earned quite a bit of abuse, too.
It's nice to find the humor in the otherwise bleak situation.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 01, 2016 10:34 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: MSM at June 01, 2016 10:34 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: O-b-b-b-bama at June 01, 2016 10:35 PM (LQLeS)
Hilarious post. I'm dying here.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:35 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Village People at June 01, 2016 10:35 PM (12kBq)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at June 01, 2016 10:36 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: PT Barnum
Because we honestly, truly have become a nation where dumbfucks are in the majority.
Posted by: Blano at June 01, 2016 10:37 PM (heN73)
Are you fucking kidding me?
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 10:37 PM (xESbL)
Posted by: Tootsie at June 01, 2016 10:37 PM (mIQJh)
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at June 01, 2016 10:37 PM (12kBq)
Posted by: Willie Sutton at June 01, 2016 10:37 PM (IqV8l)
He makes little girls everywhere ashamed to ride their bikes.
Young boys watch his pitching style and and dream terrible dreams.
When he minces down the steps of AF1, the carpet wants to recoil in shame.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:38 PM (1ZOkK)
Yea I know. Wired was a good album but There and Back was tripe in a can. Puulease.
Posted by: freaked at June 01, 2016 10:38 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: William Eaton at June 01, 2016 10:23 PM
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No offense, but I'd rather swallow a bee than listen to an hour of Trump's mindless blather.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2016 10:38 PM (T/5A0)
Maybe see you later. As the wife is watching this crappy remake of "Roots".
It sucks IMO.
Posted by: Farmer at June 01, 2016 10:39 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 01, 2016 10:40 PM (4rzL1)
It sucks IMO.
Posted by: Farmer at June 01, 2016 10:39 PM (o/90i)
Fill us in tomorrow on all the white heroes. /s
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:40 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Jake at June 01, 2016 10:40 PM (TPIjQ)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 10:42 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 01, 2016 10:40 PM
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Now, that would have been a hoot!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2016 10:42 PM (T/5A0)
I'm pretty sure it's a bigoted hate crime against people from Oklahoma.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 01, 2016 10:43 PM (SXU3d)
It's high time for a sequel...let's call it: "Can we get the fuck over it for chrissakes?"
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 10:43 PM (xESbL)
Obama was "president" of Law Review, which only entails presiding over meetings --- when you bother to show up.
It's a purely social honor.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2016 10:08 PM (T/5A0)
It was a new Affirmative Action position created just for him.
Posted by: CMU VET at June 01, 2016 10:43 PM (ejB0r)
And the people who support them are no better.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 10:16 PM (xESbL)
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True. It has become the rule for the new Dems. Bitter, resentful Jimmy started it.
Their overlords at the UN demand that their policies are put in place. Do whatever it is to keep them in place. Our side meekly just whimpers away.
Also helps that academia and the media have your six in helping keep them in place, too.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2016 10:26 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2016 10:44 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at June 01, 2016 10:44 PM (8Q1Gy)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 01, 2016 10:44 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Mel Tillis at June 01, 2016 10:45 PM (12kBq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:45 PM (1ZOkK)
Okies. Pfft.
*looks around*
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 01, 2016 10:45 PM (82DE7)
Posted by: cm9000 at June 01, 2016 10:46 PM (2TUVm)
Still want to see his fucking college transcripts. Brilliant scholar my cat's ass.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:47 PM (1ZOkK)
Still want to see his fucking college transcripts. Brilliant scholar my cat's ass.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:47 PM (1ZOkK)
My guess is affirmative action Cs.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 10:47 PM (0mRoj)
>> this meatsuit's IQ was higher than any President before
>> him.
The highest IQ of any black President.
Posted by: JEM at June 01, 2016 10:48 PM (o+SC1)
WickedPinto in the house! Wooot!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2016 10:48 PM (LuZz8)
Kristol in his megalomaniac anti-Trump obsession has turned himself into a comical figure. Wile E. Coyote like.
Tell me about it!
Posted by: Glenn "The Prophet" Beck at June 01, 2016 10:48 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Mortimer at June 01, 2016 10:48 PM (ycC/D)
>> this meatsuit's IQ was higher than any President before
>> him.
The highest IQ of any black President.
Posted by: JEM at June 01, 2016 10:48 PM (o+SC1)
Never mind that nobody actually knows what it is or if it's ever been tested by a qualified professional.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 10:49 PM (0mRoj)
>> this meatsuit's IQ was higher than any President before
>> him.
I think it was "historian" Michael Beschloss that stated that this meatsuit's dick was longer than any President before him, because he'd felt it reach all the way past his throat and down to his large intestine.
Posted by: JEM at June 01, 2016 10:49 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:38 PM (1ZOkK)
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Almost feel bad for the jarheads that have to salute his ass.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 01, 2016 10:49 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:38 PM (1ZOkK)
Those flapping arms!
Posted by: donna at June 01, 2016 10:50 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 10:50 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:51 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 01, 2016 10:51 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: donna at June 01, 2016 10:52 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:52 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: CMU VET at June 01, 2016 10:43 PM (ejB0r)
It had traditionally gone to the law student with the highest grades. Then they changed that requirement, that's why they were able to give the unearned honor to Obama.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 01, 2016 10:52 PM (SXU3d)
Posted by: Jake at June 01, 2016 10:52 PM (TPIjQ)
''The fact that I've been elected shows a lot of progress,'' ... ''It's encouraging.
''But it's important that stories like mine aren't used to say that everything is O.K. for blacks. You have to remember that for every one of me, there are hundreds or thousands of black students with at least equal talent who don't get a chance,''...
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 01, 2016 10:53 PM (kk1fo)
Posted by: Mortimer at June 01, 2016 10:53 PM (ycC/D)
Posted by: Jake at June 01, 2016 10:53 PM (TPIjQ)
I'll have you crackers know I was the FAVORITE glory hole attendant at Man's World 4 years running! If Reggie hadn't swept me away I would have won the national title!
Posted by: Barky POTASS at June 01, 2016 10:53 PM (E49J+)
The idiot was a visiting lecturer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:54 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: General Buck Turgidson at June 01, 2016 10:54 PM (iZGeA)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2016 10:54 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2016 10:55 PM (qUNWi)
The idiot was a visiting lecturer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:54 PM (1ZOkK)
And even then, IIRC, he was long on agitation, short on legal education.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 10:55 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: SMFH
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I DO feel sorry for them. And angry.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2016 10:55 PM (oFSUK)
And head of the Harvard law review yet he wrote nothing...
Posted by: donna at June 01, 2016 10:56 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Killerdog at June 01, 2016 10:56 PM (bdQwB)
The only accomplishment this prick ever achieved was being born black. And he didn't even get that right because he's half white.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 10:58 PM (xESbL)
Posted by: eleven at June 01, 2016 10:58 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 01, 2016 10:59 PM (82DE7)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 10:59 PM (zOTsN)
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Ghey 'marriage'
Child molesters in the bathrooms
Progress!
Really, for them, it is.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2016 10:59 PM (oFSUK)
1. Spatial Skill - can't figure out how to extract an umbrella
2. Verbal skill- corpsman , Orion , Syracuse
3. Math Skill- P/E ratio , 10,000 dead
4. Memory Skill- TOTUS
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 01, 2016 11:00 PM (MNgU2)
Was abandoned by his drunken, commie father, hauled off to Indonesia by his slutty, commie mother, where he had shared a room with the transgendered maid (true), his mom sent him to live with his white, commie grandparents whose BFF was Frank Marshall Davis, and he was sent to an exclusive private school, where he became part of the Choom Gang.
He brags in one of his stupid books that while at Occidental, he "sought out the Marxist professors" and ground his cigarettes into the carpet in his dorm and did a lot of blow.
We still don't know how he managed to travel to Pokeeeeston with his gay(?) Paki boyfriend.
Thanks again, 52%ers. Not a hot enough place.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 11:01 PM (1ZOkK)
2. Verbal skill- corpsman , Orion , Syracuse
3. Math Skill- P/E ratio , 10,000 dead
4. Memory Skill- TOTUS
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck
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5. Grasp of elementary science - Magnets
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2016 11:01 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Killerdog at June 01, 2016 11:02 PM (bdQwB)
2. Verbal skill- corpsman , Orion , Syracuse
3. Math Skill- P/E ratio , 10,000 dead
4. Memory Skill- TOTUS
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck
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5. Grasp of elementary science - Magnets
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2016 11:01 PM (oFSUK)
And worst of all - completely unteachable.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 01, 2016 11:02 PM (0mRoj)
Really really get under their skins, and done with all the wit and knives-out force of something the likes of Joan Rivers or Louis CK would do.
Not Trump's normal whiny catty bullshit, but some over-the-top comedy-club putdowns.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at June 01, 2016 11:02 PM (fM2Vo)
The victim's name was reported. Was a professor. Sorry if you have have said that already.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 01, 2016 11:02 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Old Blue at June 01, 2016 11:02 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Josephistan at June 01, 2016 11:03 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: LGoPs at June 01, 2016 11:03 PM (xESbL)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 01, 2016 11:04 PM (82DE7)
Ha-ha.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 01, 2016 11:04 PM (PLnZs)
Posted by: cm9000 at June 01, 2016 11:05 PM (2TUVm)
Posted by: Bob Feller at June 01, 2016 10:22 PM (12kBq)
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He's a catcher.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 01, 2016 10:23 PM (jR7Wy)
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And he's a bobbler, too.
Posted by: Stu-22 at June 01, 2016 11:05 PM (rUc9h)
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Don Rickles/Lee Atwater fusion
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2016 11:05 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: cm9000 at June 01, 2016 11:05 PM (2TUVm)
Both of them in sumo wrestling garb.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 11:06 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: cm9000
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Yup.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2016 11:06 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: CrustyB at June 01, 2016 11:06 PM (Hnglq)
He is from a non-helpful demographic...
bank on it
Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 11:07 PM (g8Hfr)
UH...HUH...HUH...HUH?
I FEEL HIS PAIN! WITH WHAT'S LEFT OF MY BRAIN!
Posted by: Bill Clinton, screaming from the Outer Darkness at June 01, 2016 11:08 PM (rUc9h)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 11:10 PM (zOTsN)
Delete, totally, any blogs, lately?
I really hope you are getting your shit together.
I, seriously, wish you a long, and happy life...
Posted by: ChrisP at June 01, 2016 11:10 PM (LmeeL)
Posted by: SCOAMT at June 01, 2016 11:11 PM (rlfds)
The authorities didn't release the victim's name.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 01, 2016 11:12 PM (MNgU2)
The same reason the Houston story died quickly...
Houston Shooter was IMHO "waiting in line at Disneyland"...
this kid who killed the prof was "not the perp we're looking for"
Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 11:13 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Pimping for Paradise at June 01, 2016 11:14 PM (2X7pN)
http://tinyurl.com/gpbqbtd
Posted by: Old Blue at June 01, 2016 11:02 PM (9iR5/)
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History is written by the victors.
The Left has won.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2016 11:14 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 11:14 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 11:14 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 01, 2016 11:15 PM (PLnZs)
Posted by: esbian trapped in a mans body who identifies as a lesbian at June 01, 2016 11:15 PM (E49J+)
It was a PhD....I'm wondering if it was a MEner denied Tenure track...
they are suppressing this for a reason.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 11:15 PM (g8Hfr)
That's what was reported earlier. "Academic disagreement."
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 01, 2016 11:16 PM (82DE7)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 11:16 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 11:15 PM (g8Hfr)
They do a lot of that lately.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 11:16 PM (1ZOkK)
the media OPENLY serves its master...
and we will NEVER be its master.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 11:17 PM (g8Hfr)
This feller has been given every conceivable advantage. Only President to be gifted -0- or .25 interest rates for his entire two terms. A jam job from the get go.
As pertains Nixon, J Edgar Hoover kept the wolves at bay. Within 3 weeks of Hoover's death, the left through John Dean and his Call Girl Madam wife moved on Nixon. They lured him in to Watergate with promise of dirt on the Democrats. It was a total setup.
Posted by: Spoonman at June 01, 2016 11:17 PM (PcHwJ)
Posted by: Barry O at June 01, 2016 11:17 PM (RrDm2)
http://tinyurl.com/gpbqbtd
Posted by: Old Blue at June 01, 2016 11:02 PM (9iR5/)
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History is written by the victors.
The Left has won.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 01, 2016 11:14 PM (T/5A0)
Oh, we're not quite dead yet. They have won. Now let us see if they can keep their victory.
Posted by: "Winnie the Pooh" at June 01, 2016 11:18 PM (J3UIw)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 11:18 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 11:15 PM (g8Hfr)
They do a lot of that lately.
............
uh-hunh
doing me a solid, the press is
Posted by: Achmen from Pakistan who gropes boobs in Cologne at June 01, 2016 11:18 PM (TPIjQ)
Quit calling me Thithero!
Posted by: Barry O at June 01, 2016 11:17 PM (RrDm2)
Don't be a puthy!
Posted by: Mike Tyson at June 01, 2016 11:19 PM (1ZOkK)
It's hard not to know the PhDs the guy interacted with, and they went into a HARD lockdown....
I think they thought the ME guy had confederates.
My best guess anyway.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 11:19 PM (g8Hfr)
Ted Streleski. Nineteen years a candidate and then he killed his prof with a hammer. That was a long time ago.
Posted by: t-bird at June 01, 2016 11:20 PM (w/iDp)
Ya know, back when newspapers were owned and operated by a local townsman they really had to pay attention to the locals. They complained, bought ad space. Could walk in and threaten to sue.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 01, 2016 11:20 PM (82DE7)
The police confirmed what was reported. They were not the ones who first reported it. Not everything is a conspiracy to keep you in the dark.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 01, 2016 11:20 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 11:18 PM (zOTsN)
Perhaps there are accomplices, and the cops want to round them up without tipping them off? Not that I really believe that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 01, 2016 11:20 PM (GSdpU)
Quite, in today's climate they would be thrilled to report "crazy butthurt white guy snapped"
This is not unprecedented and they are stifling it.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 11:21 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 11:22 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Araceli at June 01, 2016 11:22 PM (3G/qn)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 01, 2016 11:22 PM (82DE7)
Nope not everything Joe...just a LOT.
They are suppressing the Perp's ID....they KNOW who this is it was NOT a random PhD off the street...this was an inside the circle murder.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 11:23 PM (g8Hfr)
Don't taunt Happy Fun Gun.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 01, 2016 11:23 PM (82DE7)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 01, 2016 11:24 PM (VSenK)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 11:24 PM (zOTsN)
The same complaints were being made about not naming the Houston shooter fast enough.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 01, 2016 11:24 PM (MNgU2)
Yeah the guy's bag *was* hard to find champ.
This is a PhD that was in the guy's academic orbit.
They know who he is, and the media spiked the Houston Shooter story because it undermines the narrative and hurts Preznit Woobie.
The IAH shooter was "waiting in line at Disneyland" bank on it.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 11:28 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 01, 2016 11:29 PM (zOTsN)
...Not proud he is at Bezerkely.
Proud he is a conservative at Bezerkely.
Can't wait for him to graduate and get the hell out of that place!
Posted by: Araceli at June 01, 2016 11:31 PM (3G/qn)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 01, 2016 11:31 PM (PLnZs)
No he's denying the media plays games with their reporting on shooting based on how it aids "the narrative."
Compare and contrast Dylan Roof and the IAH shooter or the Asshole in Colorado who was a Bambi backer.
Holmes was an Obama fan, they spiked the political implications quick.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 11:31 PM (g8Hfr)
Yup...they just fuck up consistently and in the exact same way every time.
No pattern of dissembling or spin at all.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 01, 2016 11:32 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Bonedaddi at June 01, 2016 11:32 PM (dE9Jm)
Posted by: Jake at June 01, 2016 10:52 PM (TPIjQ)
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Listen to the video. Elected, and re-elected him.
Yeah, we sure as hey went to the freakin' moon. Didn't need no rocket ship either, did we?
Posted by: Late to the party, but I got beer at June 01, 2016 11:44 PM (O4NI/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2016 10:40 PM
LOL Jane, they were strangely missing. Go figure, that happens when you reright history.
Posted by: Farmer at June 02, 2016 12:11 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Fritz at June 02, 2016 12:14 AM (f40FU)
You mean without his puppeteer telling him what to say.
He tried to come up with something off the cuff.
He had just described himself.
He is afraid of being given a nickname.
Posted by: tee hee at June 02, 2016 06:35 AM (CRXed)
Posted by: Carmen M Fabella at June 02, 2016 11:10 AM (RHjCR)
I'm so confused.
Posted by: Uma Thurmond's Feet at June 02, 2016 11:24 AM (KGr0o)
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