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Huffington Post: A Portrait In Privilege


Theory: White people on the left have to scream the loudest about other white people's alleged privilege in order to maintain their own actual privilege.

By which I mean: They subscribe to an ideology that champions quotas and racial set-asides above most other political goods. And yet the staffs of their media companies, which are the PR firms for their ideology, are whiter than Daryl Hall's arctic rabbit fur cocaine purse.

What to do, then? How do you scream about quotas and racial set-asides when you're all whiter than a Nazareth tribute band in an Anchorage, Alaska White Castle?

Well, what you do is yell about, say, a Staten Island fire department company that has only one or two minority firemen. The more you can shout about this Staten Island fire department, the more you can distract your ideological fellow-travelers away from the fact that you are yourself whiter than Kenny Loggin's super-elite VIP Dungeons & Dragons club.

And I'm putting this in a jokey way but of course I'm dead serious and absolutely white: Rich white progressives like Matt Damon talk about other people's tax rates in order to avoid discussing their own.

The entire progressive movement, which champions, allegedly, the non-white and the poor, is white and wealthy throughout all of its leadership ranks, apart from its few tokens.

To avoid the obvious contradiction here, the wealthy, white leadership (both political and, I can't believe I'm using this word, intellectual) screams about other wealthy white people as loud as they can, hoping the acolytes of the church they control don't notice all the wealthy, white people in the cardinal and bishop ranks.

Posted by: Ace at 02:42 PM




Comments

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1 Well, our President is showing diversity by posing for a picture with Vietnam's President in front of a portrait of Ho Chi Min. 55K Americans dead.

Isn't that special? I can tell you first hand that the vets that I see daily are livid. TFG just can't help flipping the bird to the American people.

Posted by: Cheri at May 23, 2016 11:19 AM (oiNtH)

2 a bunch of one armed ladies?

Posted by: nckate at May 23, 2016 02:40 PM (dFKXl)

3 Big noses?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 23, 2016 02:40 PM (PLnZs)

4 Soon Michelle Fields will have a place at that table!

Posted by: Guccifer at May 23, 2016 02:41 PM (4ErVI)

5 Not a Y chromosome in the bunch.

Posted by: craig at May 23, 2016 02:41 PM (Q5asM)

6 I can't look at that picture without putting my sunglasses on.

Posted by: CrustyB at May 23, 2016 02:41 PM (GvSpB)

7 Hello ladies!!!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 23, 2016 02:42 PM (10hEu)

8 I have a theory that pushing this diversity stuff actually enables white privilege by creating a numbers game that can be manipulated, and by ensuring that your seats are filled with fellow travelers who think the way that you do.


Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 23, 2016 02:42 PM (LUG6K)

9 craig, some of the "ladies" might be packing.

Posted by: nckate at May 23, 2016 02:42 PM (dFKXl)

10 I'm sure that at least one is a trans male who identifies as black.

We are all rushing to judgement based on external appearances

Posted by: McCool at May 23, 2016 02:42 PM (TQxRy)

11 Hypocrisy, thy name is Huffingpaint.

Posted by: Qoheleth at May 23, 2016 02:43 PM (iIzG7)

12 Looks like White CHICK Privilege to me...

Posted by: SENATOR Babara Boxer at May 23, 2016 02:43 PM (YFFpo)

13 yes, that pic supports a theory I have....

Posted by: Ed Rendell at May 23, 2016 02:43 PM (c6/9Q)

14 Whiter that Obama's 2012 campaign HQ in Chicago!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2016 02:43 PM (NOIQH)

15
No wonder Huffpo reads like nagging know-it-all college undergrad women's essay -- the entire editing board are all women!

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 02:43 PM (/7JDl)

16 100% gyno-cracy.

Posted by: josephistan at May 23, 2016 02:43 PM (7HtZB)

17 The Huffington Post Editor Happy Hours must be a blast.

Posted by: SH at May 23, 2016 02:43 PM (gmeXX)

18 The money paid for those Laptops could feed a classroom full of inner-city kids for at least a year even with the $15 minimum wage.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 23, 2016 02:43 PM (Mxs5H)

19 ...and what's wrong with that!

Posted by: SENATOR Babara Boxer at May 23, 2016 02:43 PM (YFFpo)

20 To be fair, I think there are two Orientals at the back (of course) of the photo-left table pic.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 23, 2016 02:44 PM (PLnZs)

21
Can you imagine all the "up-speak" that occurs in those meetings?

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 02:44 PM (/7JDl)

22 Why did they put all the Asians in the back corner? #SafeSpace

Posted by: TeamRawDog at May 23, 2016 02:44 PM (10hEu)

23 Off camera sits an empty box of donuts.

Posted by: SH at May 23, 2016 02:44 PM (gmeXX)

24 Dammit, that last thread was tooo short. How's a guy gonna be able to work in the appropriate levels of snark 'n bile? Sheesh...
That panel sitting in the new post looks like the Poster for Misspent College Funds, by the way.

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2016 02:44 PM (sdxPm)

25 Sheesh, my nads! Hope these gals can at least cook a decent meal.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 23, 2016 02:44 PM (JO9+V)

26 Yes, but they're young, white, atheist **feminists** steeped in 3rd wave intersectionality BS, so they overcompensate for said whiteness by running all those cray-cray stories about being empowered while wearing a nijab and whatnot.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2016 02:44 PM (NOIQH)

27 Finally, we know where the white women at.

Posted by: huerfano at May 23, 2016 02:45 PM (NSb9d)

28 Remember: Michelle Fields just joined HuffPo..... and she is half Hispanic.

Posted by: jb at May 23, 2016 02:45 PM (E8tD/)

29 Notice anything? No, nothing especially. Except there is one really beautiful face not pictured!

Posted by: Jamie Weinstein, Fiance to the one-armed bandito at May 23, 2016 02:45 PM (/m8T6)

30 Group photo of the Portland Baristas Club.

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2016 02:45 PM (sdxPm)

31
To be fair, I think there are two Orientals at the back (of course) of the photo-left table pic.

That's because they're just the IT staff.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 02:45 PM (/7JDl)

32 There are 3 Asian ladies on the left way in the back

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 23, 2016 02:45 PM (6Ll1u)

33 I have a theory that pushing this diversity stuff actually enables white privilege by creating a numbers game that can be manipulated, and by ensuring that your seats are filled with fellow travelers who think the way that you do.


Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 23, 2016 02:42 PM (LUG6K)

Close, but I think not quite accurate. It's a weapon that can be used to attack the "wrong people." As long as you're one of the people calling for diversity, you're on the right team, so it doesn't matter that you're not practicing it yourself. You're helping the cause, so you get an indulgence. You get to yell at the other organizations for an offense that isn't really attainable, and force them to jump through hoops for you over threat of boycott/outrage from the public.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 23, 2016 02:45 PM (KUaJL)

34 Oh my God it's full of vocal fry

Posted by: Dave Bowman at May 23, 2016 02:45 PM (vpmxf)

35 21
Can you imagine all the "up-speak" that occurs in those meetings?
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 02:44 PM (/7JDl)

Dogs are going crazy 5 buildings over

Posted by: josephistan at May 23, 2016 02:45 PM (7HtZB)

36 >>Can you imagine all the "up-speak" that occurs in those meetings?



The vocal fry is deafening!!


Grrrrrrrroooooooowwwwwllllllll!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2016 02:46 PM (NOIQH)

37 Lots of sammich recipes being exchanged probably.

Posted by: MTF at May 23, 2016 02:46 PM (/m8T6)

38 So...thats where all the white women are at.

Posted by: Cu'Chullain at May 23, 2016 02:46 PM (5r30d)

39 Isn't she celebrating the fact they're all wymyn-gurrrlz?

Which would be sexist according to their philosophy if their philosophy were actually internally consistent and not merely a means to sow chaos.

Black wymyn need not apply.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 23, 2016 02:46 PM (L7t0A)

40 I think the more telling point is that they're all women.

Posted by: Chupacabra at May 23, 2016 02:46 PM (kZVsz)

41 >>>>How do you scream about quotas and racial set-asides when you're all
whiter than a Nazareth tribute band in an Anchorage, Alaska White
Castle?
.
.
.
.I am going to be on you like white on rice on a paper plate looking through a glass of milk in the middle of a snowstorm........

Posted by: Major Payne at May 23, 2016 02:46 PM (iONHu)

42
Remember: Michelle Fields just joined HuffPo..... and she is half Hispanic.

And 100% anti-Trump.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 02:46 PM (/7JDl)

43 Remember: Michelle Fields just joined HuffPo..... and she is half Hispanic.


Posted by: jb at May 23, 2016 02:45 PM (E8tD/)




White Hispanic.

Posted by: George Z. at May 23, 2016 02:46 PM (uiwCw)

44 I believe the technical term for this sort of gathering is "clam-jam."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 23, 2016 02:46 PM (KUaJL)

45
And now that they hired Michelle Fields, famous white hispanic, Huffpo is even whiter.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 23, 2016 02:46 PM (iQIUe)

46 To be fair, I think there are two Orientals at the back (of course) of the photo-left table pic.


Dude !

Obama just banned the use of 'Orientals' and you flaunt his edict ?!

http://tinyurl.com/zh5mkxh

Posted by: McCool at May 23, 2016 02:46 PM (TQxRy)

47 And yes, we are all in sync...

Posted by: The Ladies of Huffpo at May 23, 2016 02:47 PM (AqEbb)

48 Maybe they should recruit pajama-boy. Diversity hire.

Posted by: MTF at May 23, 2016 02:47 PM (/m8T6)

49 Gonna take more computing power to chart all their cycles.

Posted by: Dwight Shrute at May 23, 2016 02:47 PM (JO9+V)

50 Notice the fruit and bottled water on the table. I'd say 80-90 percent eating disorder group.

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2016 02:47 PM (sdxPm)

51 Isn't that an Oriental Asian -American looking gal back there on the left? Diiiii-verse!

Posted by: The alternative mindful webworker at May 23, 2016 02:47 PM (gECZB)

52 Damn. Who will make the sandwiches for them?

Posted by: tu3031 at May 23, 2016 02:47 PM (YFFpo)

53 42
Remember: Michelle Fields just joined HuffPo..... and she is half Hispanic.

And 100% anti-Trump.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 02:46 PM (/7JDl)

Well, there's only 75% of her left after the incident.

Posted by: josephistan at May 23, 2016 02:47 PM (7HtZB)

54
Black wymyn need not apply.

Which should be the tweet response to this tweet.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 02:47 PM (/7JDl)

55 Time to slam my dick on the table and bring that meeting to order.

Posted by: jwest at May 23, 2016 02:47 PM (Zs4uk)

56 So many shit-eating grins at one table.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2016 02:47 PM (1ZOkK)

57 Guess a lot of people noticed the same thing I did.

Probably why we don't hear any stories about how men are underrepresented in colleges and over-represented in blue collar work. Which is exactly where the open borders folks repress wages.

Posted by: Chupacabra at May 23, 2016 02:48 PM (kZVsz)

58 Seriously, are any of them over 30?

Ben Rhodes called, and he said. "Did I not tell you the press is populated with ignorant twenty-something willing to push whatever narrative we need them to?"

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2016 02:48 PM (NOIQH)

59 That's where all the white women at!

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 23, 2016 02:48 PM (QM5S2)

60 Wow - not only are they all white, they are also all women who look to be under the age of 40.

I'll take "Racist, sexist, and Age-ist" for $600, Alex....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 23, 2016 02:48 PM (Saqzi)

61
Liz Heron @lheron
Notice anything about this HuffintonPost editors meeting?


Besides all the cat hair that was missed by the lint rollers?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 23, 2016 02:48 PM (LUG6K)

62 Upper middle class, white, American women - the most privileged group of people in history.


So elect Hillary because there is no ceiling that cannot be broken.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 23, 2016 02:48 PM (hLRSq)

63

Does Huffpo provide free menstrual supplies to it's employees? The women and the men??

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 23, 2016 02:48 PM (iQIUe)

64
or..

Don't Worry, Black Women (and Black Men), All These White Women At Huffpo Have Your Back

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 02:48 PM (/7JDl)

65 To be fair, they have a Mexican woman who empties the trash.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2016 02:48 PM (8ZskC)

66 First comment on that tweet is @Shoq who is a notorious lefty troll, all caught up in the fake anti-Rush boycott stuff.

He thought he was making a joke, people jump on board and he complains I was just joking its all good with us girls here!

Posted by: blaster at May 23, 2016 02:48 PM (tewYv)

67 21
Can you imagine all the "up-speak" that occurs in those meetings?
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 02:44 PM (/7JDl)



Just hope they don't synchronize cycles.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 23, 2016 02:49 PM (oKE6c)

68 I noticed that the Kotex biz has got to be good at that building

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 23, 2016 02:49 PM (voOPb)

69 Ack! Beaten to a thought again! Why try?

Posted by: The alternative mindful webworker at May 23, 2016 02:49 PM (gECZB)

70 "Off camera sits an empty box of donuts."

Plus three empty gallon tubs of cookie-dough ice cream, and seventeen cats.

Posted by: Qoheleth at May 23, 2016 02:49 PM (iIzG7)

71 Let me face the peril!

Posted by: Sir Galahad at May 23, 2016 02:49 PM (JO9+V)

72 54
Black wymyn need not apply.

Which should be the tweet response to this tweet.
------------------------------------------------------

Ouchie. You two win the day.

Posted by: Trump Tweet Machine at May 23, 2016 02:49 PM (/m8T6)

73 If you don't have privilege how will you know you don't?

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2016 02:49 PM (3wHFl)

74 "HuffPo" --> "Hen House"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 23, 2016 02:49 PM (oKE6c)

75 So. Forget men in the women's restroom here, I'd go to the men's room for my "safe space." Probably have to wipe the dust off the facilities though.

Posted by: Vanceone at May 23, 2016 02:49 PM (IQzhs)

76 Asian girls are honorary white girls, because privilege. Sorry Asians, you need to work on your "authenticity" mojo.
Get back to the struggle when you're more pissed off and resentful.

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2016 02:49 PM (sdxPm)

77 Observe also how greedy big businesses are a reliable stock cardboard-cutout villain in Hollyweird's movies and TV shows.

Boo! Hiss! Greed bad! Not paying a fair share! Cheating the public!

Whereas Hollyweird itself actually consists of... greedy big businesses regularly and cynically cheating the public.

Great big media conglomerates which are endlessly conniving to secure the lowest possible rate of taxation both for the firms and the executives thereof, and to obtain things like perpetual federal extensions of valuable copyrights.

And which also treat their lowest-level workers like dog shit.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 23, 2016 02:49 PM (noWW6)

78 There is a Hispanic on the right side, and two Asians at the left at the back.


One person is obscured, and she could be ethnic, too. Maybe even a light-skinned black.

The real lacking color is black, though.

15 people x 0.20 = 3 black people.



Posted by: Harun at May 23, 2016 02:49 PM (UBBWX)

79
Just hope they don't synchronize cycles.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 23, 2016 02:49 PM (oKE6c

It would be safer if they were

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 23, 2016 02:50 PM (voOPb)

80 That's an awful lot of albino vagina.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 23, 2016 02:50 PM (uAvJJ)

81 >>Notice the fruit and bottled water on the table.


Yeah, because all the Starbucks scones, biscotti and caramel macchiatos have already been consumed!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2016 02:50 PM (NOIQH)

82 31
To be fair, I think there are two Orientals at the back (of course) of the photo-left table pic.

That's because they're just the IT staff.


Because of the average IQ and relative success, Asians and Indians are honorary white people, and accorded all the bias and discrimination that white people suffer.

Look at California College Applications for example.

Posted by: rd at May 23, 2016 02:50 PM (v0YLX)

83 Hey they squeezed a couple Asian chicks in there. Of course, they're in the very back.

Posted by: brak at May 23, 2016 02:50 PM (MJuTN)

84 I bet you could knit a parka with all the cat hair they leave behind.

Posted by: Cu'Chullain at May 23, 2016 02:50 PM (5r30d)

85 "Where're the white women AT?"

No, the hot ones.

Maybe progs are allowed to count Asians as "people of color."
We'll call it the red-yellow exemption.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 23, 2016 02:50 PM (SeD0w)

86 Is that the KKK Woman's Auxiliary?

Posted by: tu3031 at May 23, 2016 02:50 PM (YFFpo)

87 Imagine the font of wisdom and diversity of thought that is that room.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 23, 2016 02:50 PM (L7t0A)

88 That's where all the white women at!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 23, 2016 02:50 PM (AqEbb)

89 So. Forget men in the women's restroom here, I'd go to the men's room for my "safe space." Probably have to wipe the dust off the facilities though.
Posted by: Vanceone at May 23, 2016 02:49 PM (IQzhs)

With that many women, the men's bathroom will always be empty, and the women's will practically have a line.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 23, 2016 02:50 PM (KUaJL)

90 60" Wow - not only are they all white, they are also all women who look to be under the age of 40."


Their mothers are under the age of 40.

Posted by: jwest at May 23, 2016 02:50 PM (Zs4uk)

91 That must be their Safe Space.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2016 02:51 PM (1ZOkK)

92 FUN FACT: The Huffington Post is one of the few news outlets in America whose entire editorial staff has synchronized its menstrual cycles.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2016 02:51 PM (8ZskC)

93 The first half hour of every meeting is the group complaining about their most recent Uber drivers.

Posted by: MTF at May 23, 2016 02:51 PM (/m8T6)

94 Notice the body language: almost all of them have their hands and arms underneath the table.


For reference:

http://www.forbes.com/ 2009/06/23/ body-language- first-impression-forbes- woman-leadership- communication.html


Broke it up since I can't tiny url from work.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 23, 2016 02:51 PM (uiwCw)

95 "Can you imagine all the "up-speak" that occurs in those meetings?"

Oh God.

Posted by: Harun at May 23, 2016 02:51 PM (UBBWX)

96 They hate it when I Mansplain there is no reimbursement without receipts.

Posted by: Guy in Accounting at May 23, 2016 02:51 PM (Mxs5H)

97 "Yeah, because all the Starbucks scones, biscotti and caramel macchiatos have already been consumed!"

He who controls the pumpkin spice, controls the white chicks.

Posted by: Qoheleth at May 23, 2016 02:52 PM (iIzG7)

98 76 Asian girls are honorary white girls, because privilege. Sorry Asians, you need to work on your "authenticity" mojo.
Get back to the struggle when you're more pissed off and resentful.
Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2016 02:49 PM (sdxPm)



The problem is that Asians aren't losers.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 23, 2016 02:52 PM (oKE6c)

99 I WISH we had a White Castle up here!

Posted by: Bosk at May 23, 2016 02:52 PM (n2K+4)

100 Huff Po has a Man-Gap.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 23, 2016 02:52 PM (hLRSq)

101 i think i see two Wayans brothers in the back there

Posted by: Chris Christy at May 23, 2016 02:52 PM (oGRue)

102 ErMrGrrd! Everyone in that pic is using a Mac! Not a PC to be seen... WTF, HuffPo?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 23, 2016 02:52 PM (kP16F)

103
White males are obviously over represented here.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 23, 2016 02:52 PM (X35Yt)

104 The meeting was going just great until Jenny brought up Todd the intern.

Posted by: SH at May 23, 2016 02:52 PM (gmeXX)

105 The Cat Lady Club!

Junior Division

Spinster Platoon

Homely Company

Posted by: naturalfake at May 23, 2016 02:52 PM (oU3Bb)

106 "Did anyone here park a blue Ford outside? Oh, wait - it's parallel-parked. Never mind."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 23, 2016 02:52 PM (oKE6c)

107 The first half hour of every meeting is the group complaining about their most recent Uber drivers.

Posted by: MTF at May 23, 2016 02:51 PM (/m8T6)


Then around the table for the latest relationship drama update.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 23, 2016 02:52 PM (JO9+V)

108 I am sure that one or two are lesbians and under the new diversity scoring system, 1 lesbian = 2 African Americans.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 23, 2016 02:52 PM (M6DUK)

109 You know what's not privileged?
My arm....oowwwooo...
my arm......yooooowwwwoooweeeiiiiioouche.

Who grabbed my arm? It was a white guy for sure.

My arm....oowwwooo...

This is the worst thing that's happened to me since two hours ago when someone grabbed my arm. I was almost pulled to the ground.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at May 23, 2016 02:53 PM (gAane)

110 It's like looking into an oven that's full of Pillsbury Doughgirls.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2016 02:53 PM (8ZskC)

111 I see a post about Huffington Post, and nothing in it about our Staunch Conservative Hero/Martyr Michelle Fields joining the Huffington Post today.

Puzzling, to say the least.

Posted by: Deribass at May 23, 2016 02:53 PM (/wHn7)

112 Notice anything about this

---

15 syncronized cycles?

Posted by: Chris Christy at May 23, 2016 02:53 PM (oGRue)

113 Something something beams motes something something.

Posted by: alexthechick- Darth Sugartits at May 23, 2016 02:53 PM (mf5HN)

114
I am sure that one or two are lesbians and under the new diversity scoring system, 1 lesbian = 2 African Americans.


They're only lesbians until they hit thirty and realize that they want kids.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 23, 2016 02:54 PM (LUG6K)

115 I'd thump those white asses like I'm looking for a ripe watermelon on a roadside fruit stand in Texas.

Posted by: Fritz at May 23, 2016 02:54 PM (UzPAd)

116 The ginger on the front left could use some teef whitening.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2016 02:54 PM (1ZOkK)

117 " So, like, what color is Your Prius"?

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2016 02:54 PM (sdxPm)

118 Whiter than the Bemidji High Hockey Team.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 23, 2016 02:54 PM (QM5S2)

119 If you look on the wall, I think you see a print of the Joker's famous painting:
Death of a Mauve Bat.



Posted by: ZBBMcFate at May 23, 2016 02:55 PM (k7D+q)

120 -No men b/c grrl pwr!!!
-No non-asian minorities b/c #ShutUp
-One of the asians is cut out of the picture #WhitePicturePrivilege
-And they shoved all the asians in the corner and out of focus #SafeSpace
-No curly hair or even wavy #PermPersecution
-No non-hipstery glasses #Glassism
-No old&crusty #Ageism
-The TV's are off centerline #LopsidedLayout
-Two girls on the right have closed mouth smiles, clearly the the bad teeth side of the table #LopsidedLayoutPartDeux

Posted by: TeamRawDog at May 23, 2016 02:55 PM (10hEu)

121
Wow, they really did it. I thought it was a joke.

But obama (and the Republicans) BANNED the use of "Oriental" from federal use and they are now, literally, striking the phrase "illegal alien" from the official record.

This is exactly the kind of totalitarian nonsense you see in all those post-apocalyptic movies where the formation of a very strict government takes over every aspect of the people's lives.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 02:55 PM (/7JDl)

122 Did anyone here park a blue Ford outside? Oh, wait - it's parallel-parked. Never mind."

And it's a standard.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 23, 2016 02:55 PM (YFFpo)

123 There must be...37 boobs in that room!

Posted by: Steve Martin at May 23, 2016 02:56 PM (AqEbb)

124 This picture was taken just as the box of Cinnabons came through the door.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 23, 2016 02:56 PM (oU3Bb)

125 I don't speak emoji, what do those two arms and two red splashes mean?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2016 02:56 PM (NOIQH)

126 They've all preordered tickets to Ghostbusters 3

Posted by: brak at May 23, 2016 02:56 PM (MJuTN)

127
How many Priuses and Mini Coopers do you reckon are on the Huffpo parking lot right now?

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 02:56 PM (/7JDl)

128 Oh, and every laptop is a MacBook. Every. damn. one.

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2016 02:56 PM (sdxPm)

129 I'm still trying to decipher the symbols in the tweet - I think I see two eggs throwing up & two schlongs? What the hell does that mean?

Posted by: josephistan at May 23, 2016 02:56 PM (7HtZB)

130 Whiter than a Edgar and Johnnie Winter lookalike contest.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 23, 2016 02:56 PM (QM5S2)

131 Remember: Michelle Fields just joined HuffPo..... and she is half Hispanic.


---

what will she be up in arms about next?

Posted by: Chris Christy at May 23, 2016 02:56 PM (oGRue)

132 Did anyone here park a blue Ford outside? Oh, wait - it's parallel-parked. Never mind."


Also, Subaru is the preferred vehicle around here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2016 02:56 PM (8ZskC)

133 111 Posted by: Deribass at May 23, 2016 02:53 PM (/wHn7)
------------------------------------------

Mentioned in every thread today. "Puzzling to say the least" might not be the right phrasing.

Posted by: MTF at May 23, 2016 02:56 PM (/m8T6)

134 Huffington Post is edited by suburban high school girls? NTTAWWT

Posted by: Mark in Portland at May 23, 2016 02:56 PM (QJBko)

135 The entire progressive movement, which champions, allegedly, the non-white and the poor, is white and wealthy throughout all of its leadership ranks, apart from its few tokens.

and when one of those "tokens" steps out of line, they are tossed away, and into the arms of those more accepting of diversity

Juan Williams

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 23, 2016 02:56 PM (qCMvj)

136 I'm guessing Cat Scratch Fever or Wang Dang Sweet Poontang are NOT played over the Musak system.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 23, 2016 02:57 PM (JO9+V)

137 For all the womyn in that photo, there is not one vagina bone in the room.

("Vagina bone" being the feminist outrage today - referring to the muscular/toned opposit of a fupa)

Posted by: wooga at May 23, 2016 02:57 PM (EsA7u)

138 Black Editors Don't Matter?

Posted by: Meremortal, Someone's silly... at May 23, 2016 02:57 PM (3myMJ)

139 Oh, and every laptop is a MacBook. Every. damn. one.

Diversity has many faces.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2016 02:57 PM (8ZskC)

140 " So, like, what color is Your Prius"?
Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2016 02:54 PM (sdxPm)



I just?

Realized?

Like, you guys?

Can you even?

Imagine?

How much uptalking?

There is?

In those meetings?

Posted by: alexthechick- Darth Sugartits at May 23, 2016 02:57 PM (mf5HN)

141 And there is even more diversity because half of the attendees went to Harvard and the other half to Yale.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 23, 2016 02:58 PM (M6DUK)

142 remember next Tuesday is purge Day! So eat all the chocolate you want on Monday!

Posted by: Huffpo HR at May 23, 2016 02:58 PM (oGRue)

143 106 "Did anyone here park a blue Ford outside? Oh, wait - it's parallel-parked. Never mind."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 23, 2016 02:52 PM (oKE6

Damn, there went my PM coffee

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 23, 2016 02:58 PM (voOPb)

144 I bet they spend the first 20 minutes of every meeting discussing Girls and how wonderful the new Ghostbusters movie is going to be.

Posted by: buzzion at May 23, 2016 02:58 PM (z/Ubi)

145 I'll bet the annual retreat at Camp Climax is a hoot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2016 02:58 PM (8ZskC)

146 What was Nature thinking when it did this "synchronized cycle" thing?

When all the cave women were bloated and bitchy, who made the sammiches?

Stagger the cycles and banish the bleeders to the woods or an ice floe.

Posted by: jwest at May 23, 2016 02:58 PM (Zs4uk)

147 I wonder how many abortions they have between them?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 23, 2016 02:58 PM (Saqzi)

148 Notice the fruit and bottled water on the table.


Yeah, because all the Starbucks scones, biscotti and caramel macchiatos have already been consumed!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2016 02:50 PM (NOIQH)


chocolate hoarders

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 23, 2016 02:58 PM (qCMvj)

149 >>>131 Remember: Michelle Fields just joined HuffPo..... and she is half Hispanic.


---

what will she be up in arms about next?
Posted by: Chris Christy at May 23, 2016 02:56 PM (oGRue)

________

Shes doing a segment called "Fields in the field" its all hands on reporting

Posted by: TeamRawDog at May 23, 2016 02:58 PM (10hEu)

150 Oh, and every laptop is a MacBook. Every. damn. one.

----------

Black computers don't matter.

Posted by: SH at May 23, 2016 02:58 PM (gmeXX)

151 I know three Asian girls who have very disappointed mothers.

Posted by: Chupacabra at May 23, 2016 02:58 PM (kZVsz)

152 Also, Subaru is the preferred vehicle around here.
Posted

Heh. With that fucking "Coexist" obligatory sticker.

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2016 02:59 PM (sdxPm)

153 116 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2016 02:54 PM (1ZOkK)
------------------------------------------

To be honest, so could I. Do those teeth bleaches rot your enamel? Any product suggestions? (this seems like a good thread for face fix advice).

Posted by: MTF at May 23, 2016 02:59 PM (/m8T6)

154
OTOH, whites are no longer the majority in CA, so lets talk about some Hispanic Privilege, what with their colorful clothes and cheesy yummy food and all.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 23, 2016 02:59 PM (ODxAs)

155 >>>> i whiter than Daryl Hall's arctic rabbit fur cocaine purse.
-------
LOL, Ace!!!! I didn't think it was possible to surpass "whiter than Daryl Hall's underballs" but you just did.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 23, 2016 02:59 PM (6IPEM)

156 Here's a picture of our parking lot:

http://tinyurl.com/zz2zc3s

Posted by: The Ladies of HuffPo at May 23, 2016 02:59 PM (AqEbb)

157 Caged Frost

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 23, 2016 02:59 PM (oGRue)

158
("Vagina bone" being the feminist outrage today - referring to the muscular/toned opposit of a fupa)

What's this??

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 02:59 PM (/7JDl)

159 Aaaaand, we're against oppression? And sexism? And you are SUCH a white oppressorrrrrrr.

Posted by: HuffPost Editorial Committee Mission Statement at May 23, 2016 02:59 PM (RD7QR)

160 I think the flexed arm emojis in the original Tweet are a tribute to the Wounded Warrior, Colonel Michelle Fields.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 23, 2016 02:59 PM (2cS/G)

161 141 And there is even more diversity because half of the attendees went to Harvard and the other half to Yale.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 23, 2016 02:58 PM (M6DUK)
------------------------------------------

But they were all English majors!

Posted by: MTF at May 23, 2016 03:00 PM (/m8T6)

162 To be honest, so could I. Do those teeth bleaches
rot your enamel? Any product suggestions? (this seems like a good
thread for face fix advice).

Posted by: MTF at May 23, 2016 02:59 PM (/m8T6)


I bleach my teefs. Some product the dentist sold me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2016 03:00 PM (1ZOkK)

163 But obama (and the Republicans) BANNED the use of "Oriental" from federal use and they are now, literally, striking the phrase "illegal alien" from the official record.


'Negro' also banned.
United N*gro College Fund hardest hit
The preferred term is African American
(which seems to ignore all those blacks in the world who are NOT Americans)

Posted by: McCool at May 23, 2016 03:00 PM (TQxRy)

164 I think I know which one drives the FIAT 500...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 23, 2016 03:00 PM (kP16F)

165 I'm just going to guess there are a lot of daddy issues at that table.

Posted by: SH at May 23, 2016 03:00 PM (gmeXX)

166 And remember people, there's a 50% employee rebate on any exercise equipment you purchase

strap-ons
Sybians
Auto-Schlongs

Posted by: Huffpo HR at May 23, 2016 03:01 PM (oGRue)

167 Drat. I thought this was going to be one of ace's '10 things that aren't as white as a Huffpo editor's meeting' posts. Those are usually pretty funny.

Posted by: John Madden at May 23, 2016 03:01 PM (N1Wpo)

168 What are you talking about all I see are Indians. Lots of Indians.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 23, 2016 03:01 PM (gAane)

169 >>>164 I think I know which one drives the FIAT 500...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 23, 2016 03:00 PM (kP16F)

_______


Aware me on this

Posted by: TeamRawDog at May 23, 2016 03:01 PM (10hEu)

170 What this country needs is a governing board of young single white mommies who know best.


'Because I said so," will be the winning argument.

Posted by: Glorious Ungent at May 23, 2016 03:01 PM (jj9xd)

171
151 I know three Asian girls who have very disappointed mothers.


Posted by: Chupacabra at May 23, 2016 02:58 PM (kZVsz)
---------------------------------------------------

Still laughing...

Like @31 said, somebody has to keep all those MacBooks running.

Posted by: MTF at May 23, 2016 03:01 PM (/m8T6)

172 They keep the Asians at the end of the table too. Segregating them from the rest, and as far as possible from the head of the table.

Posted by: buzzion at May 23, 2016 03:01 PM (z/Ubi)

173 Over/under on Planned Parenthood enthusiasts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2016 03:01 PM (1ZOkK)

174 This photo of the Huff Po editorial group is the answer to the question, "Where all the white women at?"

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 23, 2016 03:01 PM (QHgTq)

175 I figure if one insect got in the room, the whole company would fail.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 23, 2016 03:02 PM (oGRue)

176 They are all vegans.
They are all spiritual.
They are not judgmental.
They are tolerant.
They believe in diversity.

They are The Stepford Post.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 23, 2016 03:02 PM (hLRSq)

177 When you mouse over the arm emoji in her Tweet, it reads "Flexed biceps (medium light skin tone)"


Medium Light Skin Tone Power!


Posted by: CJ at May 23, 2016 03:02 PM (9KqcB)

178 Two Asians:last and third to last on left. There is one girl, 2nd from last on the left that might be African American but hard to tell.

One thing for sure, there ain't no men.

Posted by: WisRich at May 23, 2016 03:02 PM (hdpay)

179 All the brunettes are on one side of the table!


Also wtf where is Julia?


Dems have that kind of Daria look when it comes to women I thought.

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at May 23, 2016 03:02 PM (Xq8vL)

180 Therefore, the Editorial Board at the Huffington Post is proud to endorse Hillary Rodham Clinton as our choice for President of the United States and not that icky gross woman hating mysogynist Trump because EEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

Posted by: The Editorial Board at the Huffington Post at May 23, 2016 03:02 PM (YFFpo)

181 That boardroom is whiter than Downton Abbey. However, Downton has men, people over forty, and actual mixing of social classes.

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Posted by: Wendy at May 23, 2016 03:02 PM (bpemY)

182 Over/under on Planned Parenthood enthusiasts.

Most of them look like they only dream of needing Planned Parenthood "services."

Posted by: donna at May 23, 2016 03:03 PM (O2RFr)

183 Looks like a bunch of white female muff munchers to me.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 23, 2016 03:03 PM (Sda6L)

184 With the white walls and white table, the room looks like it's empty.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2016 03:03 PM (8ZskC)

185 162 To be honest, so could I. Do those teeth bleaches
rot your enamel? Any product suggestions? (this seems like a good
thread for face fix advice).

Posted by: MTF at May 23, 2016 02:59 PM (/m8T6)

I bleach my teefs. Some product the dentist sold me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2016 03:00 PM (1ZOkK)



Protip... there is NO recognized guideline for the amount of Chlorox to use for tooth bleachin'...

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2016 03:03 PM (sdxPm)

186

The two Asians and the one black woman are relegated to the back of the table.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 23, 2016 03:03 PM (qCMvj)

187 So THAT'S where the white women be at!

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at May 23, 2016 03:03 PM (0mRoj)

188 Rich white progressives like Matt Damon talk about other people's tax rates in order to avoid discussing their own.

In other words, protesting too much.
The easiest analogy for the left to understand this is the trope from the movie "American Beauty" -- the most vocally anti-gay conservative guy is always secretly gay!

Posted by: wooga at May 23, 2016 03:03 PM (EsA7u)

189 >>Over/under on Planned Parenthood enthusiasts

100% possibility. Bet they all believe in subsidized tampons, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2016 03:03 PM (NOIQH)

190 Man, them bitchez are WHITE.

Posted by: The Stay-Puf Marshmallow Man at May 23, 2016 03:03 PM (8ZskC)

191 Also, Subaru is the preferred vehicle around here.
Posted

Heh. With that fucking "Coexist" obligatory sticker.
Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2016 02:59 PM (sdxPm)



Awhile back I was behind an orange Subaru and my first thought was "This pumpkin spice thing has gotten completely out of hand."

Posted by: alexthechick- Darth Sugartits at May 23, 2016 03:03 PM (mf5HN)

192 Wendy, please report to the barrel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2016 03:03 PM (1ZOkK)

193 Notice the super-fancy folding tables in the high-tech conference room? I guess her divorce money only went so far...

Posted by: BigDaddyRockwall at May 23, 2016 03:03 PM (wqYE/)

194
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Posted by: Wendy at May 23, 2016 03:02 PM (bpemY)





Dude.

It's a pain in the ass to scroll so much!

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 03:03 PM (/7JDl)

195 HuffPo editors' meeting, or high-class whorehouse?

Of course, they're not mutually exclusive.

Posted by: JEM at May 23, 2016 03:03 PM (o+SC1)

196 Don't forget, tonight we group-watch Girls!

Posted by: Huffpo HR at May 23, 2016 03:04 PM (oGRue)

197 I'm sorry, Maria, but this conference room is currently in use.

Perhaps you can come back and vacuum it later?

Comprende?

Posted by: The Ladies of HuffPo at May 23, 2016 03:04 PM (AqEbb)

198 Posted by: Wendy at May 23, 2016 03:02 PM (bpemY)

Get inside. No, you have no choice.

Posted by: The Barrel at May 23, 2016 03:04 PM (0mRoj)

199
Awhile back I was behind an orange Subaru and my first thought was "This pumpkin spice thing has gotten completely out of hand."

Posted by: alexthechick- Darth Sugartits at May 23, 2016 03:03 PM (mf5HN)


Girl at Chic-fil-A told me last week that the peach hate shakes are on the way!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2016 03:04 PM (1ZOkK)

200 Wendy, you have an appointment with The Barrel.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 23, 2016 03:04 PM (hLRSq)

201 Rich white progressives like Matt Damon talk about other people's tax rates in order to avoid discussing their own.
------------------------------------------------

My personal bet is Trump paid very little tax over the last ten years or so.

Posted by: MTF at May 23, 2016 03:04 PM (/m8T6)

202 I see a lot of frustrated OkCupid accounts and detox tea miracle diet enthusiasts.

Posted by: brak at May 23, 2016 03:05 PM (MJuTN)

203 A gathering of Planned Parenthood punchcard holders.

Posted by: trapeze at May 23, 2016 03:05 PM (D3R8E)

204 Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 03:03 PM (/7JDl)

You too, Magoo. I'm sure you and Wendy will be very unhappy together.

Posted by: The Barrel at May 23, 2016 03:05 PM (0mRoj)

205 I'll bet even the IT guy has a menstrual cycle.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2016 03:05 PM (8ZskC)

206 My theory, liberals don't mean a fucking thing they say.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2016 03:05 PM (/tuJf)

207 *tosses Wendy a bottle of hand sanitizer*

Use it wisely.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2016 03:05 PM (1ZOkK)

208 I'd like to see a pic of their cleaning crew.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 23, 2016 03:05 PM (2cS/G)

209 Shes doing a segment called "Fields in the field" its all hands on reporting.


Like cotton fields!!!

Raaacccisssttts

Posted by: Offended Female African American Pundits at May 23, 2016 03:05 PM (v0YLX)

210 "Who's using up the space in the thread...
everyone knows it's Wendy"....

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2016 03:05 PM (sdxPm)

211 "I wonder how many abortions they have between them?"

Bringing forward from willowed last thread:

Little vignette on facebutt today:

Lena Dunham: "I can have an abortion if I want one. It's my body."

Some guy: "It's not your body. If it was your body, you'd be the one who dies."

Posted by: Meremortal, Someone's cutting... at May 23, 2016 03:05 PM (3myMJ)

212 Dude.

It's a pain in the ass to scroll so much!
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 03:03 PM (/7JDl)



Who is more foolish? The fool that failed at formatting or the dumbass that quoted it all?

Posted by: buzzion at May 23, 2016 03:05 PM (z/Ubi)

213 There's more color on the taint of an albino polar bear.

Posted by: Cu'Chullain at May 23, 2016 03:05 PM (5r30d)

214 I don't get the sense that blacks/Hispanics care that much about HuffPo/Salon type academic leftism, and the ones that do are culturally atypical of their group. Hence, dorky white people on the search for the next cause they can be more enlightened than everyone on.

Posted by: Observer at May 23, 2016 03:06 PM (5P63C)

215 White female privilege on the hoof.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 23, 2016 03:06 PM (0mRoj)

216 >> Girl at Chic-fil-A told me last week that the peach hate
>> shakes are on the way!

I'd buy one, but the only occasions I've had to be near a CfA out here since they opened has been on Sundays.

Yeah, like that works.

Posted by: JEM at May 23, 2016 03:06 PM (o+SC1)

217 OK, today is a Monday so only people with an odd-numbered birthday get to use the ladies room.

Posted by: Huffpo HR at May 23, 2016 03:06 PM (oGRue)

218 Girl at Chic-fil-A told me last week that the peach hate shakes are on the way!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2016 03:04 PM (1ZOkK)



YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

Now for not yay.

Nope. Nope nope nope.

https://www.thedodo.com/lion-sleeping-front-porch-1810331439.html

See! See how I am right about Outside!

Posted by: alexthechick- Darth Sugartits at May 23, 2016 03:06 PM (mf5HN)

219 Looks like the dorm council meeting at Emily Dickinson college to discuss Shelly Dubinski's "date" with Frank Lyman and three other friends. "Ewwwwwwww!!!!"

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 23, 2016 03:06 PM (JO9+V)

220 Notice anything...

Transphobia is what I see.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at May 23, 2016 03:06 PM (F1ndw)

221 At last .. an answer to the question from "Blazing Saddles" ...


[to two members of the KKK, while pretending to capture Bart]

Jim: Oh, boys! Lookee what I got heyuh.

Bart: Hey, where the white women at?

Posted by: Mongo at May 23, 2016 03:07 PM (e8kgV)

222 And after work they all head over to TGI Friday and order appletini's and shriek their laughter like middle-school girls, driving everything with testosterone ten miles away. Then they complain about men and then complain about how they don't have any dates.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 23, 2016 03:07 PM (hLRSq)

223
Every once in a while some dummy accidentally copies and pastes ALL the comments in the thread. That's a fun time.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 03:07 PM (/7JDl)

224 Mister Magoo just showed us his dating technique.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 23, 2016 03:07 PM (Mxs5H)

225 Posted by: Wendy at May 23, 2016 03:02 PM (bpemY)
----
Get inside. No, you have no choice.

Posted by: The Barrel at May 23, 2016 03:04 PM (0mRoj)




But first, I'll have a Double with no tomatoes, Coke to drink, a large chili, and a Frosty.


Posted by: Country Singer at May 23, 2016 03:07 PM (uiwCw)

226
Nope. Nope nope nope.



https://www.thedodo.com/lion-sleeping-front-porch-1810331439.html



See! See how I am right about Outside!

Posted by: alexthechick- Darth Sugartits at May 23, 2016 03:06 PM (mf5HN)


I'd kill to take you on safari.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2016 03:07 PM (1ZOkK)

227 The thing I noticed is that they're all using Apple macs.

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 23, 2016 03:07 PM (UypUQ)

228 I bet their editorial meetings sound just like the girl Otter tricked into taking off her shirt.

I don't know, I think Trump's kinda cute...
Ewwww!
Not everything he says is crazy...
Ewwww!

Posted by: Chupacabra at May 23, 2016 03:08 PM (kZVsz)

229 My theory, liberals don't mean a fucking thing they say.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2016 03:05 PM (/tuJf)



Well...they mean it for you.

Becuz you're evil.


But, if you mean as a well thought out and deeply sincere personal philosophy...

No.

No, they don't mean it at all.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 23, 2016 03:08 PM (oU3Bb)

230 Mister Magoo just showed us his dating technique.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 23, 2016 03:07 PM (Mxs5H)



It is diabolically clever. I just hope Wendy's a chick.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2016 03:08 PM (8ZskC)

231 "Is this the meeting about the homecoming float?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 23, 2016 03:08 PM (oKE6c)

232 >> At last .. an answer to the question from "Blazing Saddles"

You bastard. I just spit Pico de Gallo all over my keyboard.

Posted by: JEM at May 23, 2016 03:08 PM (o+SC1)

233 212 Dude.

It's a pain in the ass to scroll so much!
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 03:03 PM (/7JDl)


Who is more foolish? The fool that failed at formatting or the dumbass that quoted it all?
Posted by: buzzion at May 23, 2016 03:05 PM (z/Ubi)

Wow, this is like a Zen koan.....

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2016 03:08 PM (sdxPm)

234 They have White Castles in Anchorage?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 23, 2016 03:08 PM (OR5cC)

235 An entire staff of white girls between the ages of 24 and 24. Am I supposed to be interested in what they have to say?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 23, 2016 03:08 PM (dFi94)

236 I wonder how many Hillary! fans are in the room?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2016 03:08 PM (1ZOkK)

237 How many of those editors are transpretenders?

Posted by: Meremortal, Someone's confused... at May 23, 2016 03:09 PM (3myMJ)

238 158
("Vagina bone" being the feminist outrage today - referring to the muscular/toned opposit of a fupa)

What's this??

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 02:59 PM (/7JDl)


It's the new gamergate related thing going around today. Some nobody video game reviewer lamented that in the American advertising for a Japanese game, they airbrushed out the female character's cleavage and "vagina bone". Vagina bone is silly slang for the lower ab muscle and pelvic definition (for guys the slang is the GIJoe muscle).

Predictably, the SJWs got outraged and started shaming this guy for, they say, believing that vaginas had bones.

Posted by: wooga at May 23, 2016 03:09 PM (EsA7u)

239 233 212 Dude.

It's a pain in the ass to scroll so much!
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 03:03 PM (/7JDl)


Who is more foolish? The fool that failed at formatting or the dumbass that quoted it all?
Posted by: buzzion at May 23, 2016 03:05 PM (z/Ubi)

Wow, this is like a Zen koan.....
Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2016 03:08 PM (sdxPm)

What is the sound of one barrel with two people?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 23, 2016 03:09 PM (0mRoj)

240 Hopefully they will all get knocked up and have babies. Otherwise they are on the way to earthly hell. Nothing sadder than when they hit fifty and realized they've wasted their lives.

Posted by: huh? at May 23, 2016 03:09 PM (jN+3o)

241 Why did they put all the Asians in the back corner? #SafeSpace

Posted by: TeamRawDog

Um, cabbage much?

Posted by: White Lady at the Meeting at May 23, 2016 03:09 PM (/77HP)

242 I wonder how many Hillary! fans are in the room?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2016 03:08 PM (1ZOkK)



Ooh, now that's a tough one.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2016 03:09 PM (8ZskC)

243 >> They have White Castles in Anchorage?

I have no idea. But apparently they have white women at the HuffandPuff.

Posted by: JEM at May 23, 2016 03:09 PM (o+SC1)

244 I wonder how many Hillary! fans are in the room?

----------

Probably less than Liz Warren fans.

Posted by: SH at May 23, 2016 03:09 PM (gmeXX)

245 Magoo better be in the Barrel with Wendy. No excuse for that.

Posted by: L, Elle at May 23, 2016 03:09 PM (6IPEM)

246 >>The first half hour of every meeting is the group complaining about their most recent Uber drivers.
Posted by: MTF

And their menstrual cramps. We should get handicap parking permits 5 days a month.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at May 23, 2016 03:10 PM (c7vUv)

247

I don't know how well huffpo is doing financially, but every time I look something up, the huffpo comes up in the search hits.

because I'm a woman?
because I'm a white woman?
because they are smart with their search tags?
because they are smart with what they cover?
because of Google maneuvering?

I just noticed they come up a lot. For topics across the board. Maybe not so much for pure science. But they have a loud voice.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 23, 2016 03:10 PM (qCMvj)

248 167 Drat. I thought this was going to be one of ace's '10 things that aren't as white as a Huffpo editor's meeting' posts. Those are usually pretty funny.
Posted by: John Madden at May 23, 2016 03:01 PM (N1Wpo)

10 Things That Aren't As White As A Huffpo Editors' Meeting

10. Coke-snorting baby harp seals in January

9. Your average Lutheran Sunday service in Fargo, ND.

8. A herd of polar bears airing out their linens

7. The attendees at a Kraftwerk fan convention

6. Just about any nudist colony (applies to adipose tissue as well)

5. An RV show in Central PA

4. A Mennonite buffet in Lancaster County

3. The editorial staff of The New Republic, because they're pretty much interchangeable

2. Have I mentioned coke-snorting baby harp seals in January?

1. The Editorial Staff of the Daily Sappho, published by the Lesbian Club at Mt. Holyoke.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at May 23, 2016 03:10 PM (RD7QR)

249 235 An entire staff of white girls between the ages of 24 and 24. Am I supposed to be interested in what they have to say?
Posted by: grammie winger at May 23, 2016 03:08 PM (dFi94)

Of course you are. What are you, some kind of patriarchal shitlord?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 23, 2016 03:10 PM (0mRoj)

250 Nice Kitty.

Posted by: Glorious Ungent at May 23, 2016 03:10 PM (jj9xd)

251 So which one of those girls leaves first knowing that everyone else in the room immediately starts talking shit about her?

Posted by: buzzion at May 23, 2016 03:10 PM (z/Ubi)

252
The swedish guy, @notch, sure mansplained the ladies. LOL

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 23, 2016 03:11 PM (iQIUe)

253 245 Magoo better be in the Barrel with Wendy. No excuse for that.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 23, 2016 03:09 PM (6IPEM)

It's pretty crowded in here.

Posted by: The Barrel at May 23, 2016 03:11 PM (0mRoj)

254 Nice Kitty.

Posted by: Glorious Ungent at May 23, 2016 03:10 PM (jj9xd)

Ok, I'll start... Soft kitty, nice kitty...

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2016 03:12 PM (sdxPm)

255 The black cleaning lady walked in right after the picture was taken.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2016 03:12 PM (1ZOkK)

256 Kinda O/T: Inventor of Minecraft not putting up w/feminist bullsh#t on twitter:

Jeniffer*whatevs: "Let me make one thing perfectly clear: Mansplaining is a funny, but
actually quite problematic and real issue. It silences women."


Markus Perssons: "No, mansplaining is a sexist term designed to silence men via gender shaming."

LOL
http://preview.tinyurl.com/gvg2b8f

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2016 03:12 PM (NOIQH)

257 I would try and tell you who grabbed my arm but I was blinded by the whiteness surrounding me.

Oooowwww...my arm...ooooowwww....my arm...

I'm having flashbacks to five minutes ago when I was tossed around like a rag doll and I almost lost my balance. It was the worst thing that's happened to me since ten minutes ago when some white guy grabbed my arm so tight, I don't even want to show you how hard he grabbed it....

Yooowwwwsssssaaaaa...my arm....my arm.....ooooowwwwweeeeiiieeeoooooouchhhhhh.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at May 23, 2016 03:12 PM (gAane)

258 Third on our left and fourth on our right.

Posted by: huh? at May 23, 2016 03:12 PM (jN+3o)

259 >> Nice Kitty.

Probably a lot of them. And even pretty faces. But you have to get past the brain damage first.

Posted by: JEM at May 23, 2016 03:12 PM (o+SC1)

260
Predictably, the SJWs got outraged and started shaming this guy for, they say, believing that vaginas had bones.

How amusing and sad at the same time.

Men, be aware, you are not allowed to talk about the Vagina! You are neither qualified nor permitted to *speak* of the Vagina.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 03:12 PM (/7JDl)

261 Doesn't seem like much food there but imma go out on a limb here and say if there's a sushi table present it's behind those three Asian chicks way-Way-WAY in the back.

Posted by: Michael Scott at May 23, 2016 03:12 PM (aYYql)

262 Let's face it, Ed Rendell called it.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 23, 2016 03:12 PM (oKE6c)

263 Ok, I'll start... Soft kitty, nice kitty...

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2016 03:12 PM (sdxPm)


...little ball of rage...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2016 03:12 PM (1ZOkK)

264 In my name is a link to a summary of the Twitter thing about #vaginabones

Posted by: wooga at May 23, 2016 03:13 PM (EsA7u)

265 240
Hopefully they will all get knocked up and have babies. Otherwise they
are on the way to earthly hell. Nothing sadder than when they hit fifty
and realized they've wasted their lives.
Posted by: huh? at May 23, 2016 03:09 PM (jN+3o)

But collectively they'll own more cats than the local chinese buffet restaurant.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 23, 2016 03:13 PM (jxbfJ)

266 251 So which one of those girls leaves first knowing that everyone else in the room immediately starts talking shit about her?

Posted by: buzzion at May 23, 2016 03:10 PM (z/Ubi)


Women do that???

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 23, 2016 03:14 PM (/CXhS)

267 This was just before the meeting broke up after Jenny texted Melissa and told her that Rachel thought she (Jenny) had hippo-hips and accidentally sent that to everyone and then Rachel got all upset and stuff and started laying into Jenny...

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 23, 2016 03:14 PM (hLRSq)

268 78 There is a Hispanic on the right side....

Posted by: Harun at May 23, 2016 02:49 PM (UBBWX)
------------
How can you tell?!? Seriously.

By her coloring, I might GUESS she had some Mediterranean heritage ---Greek, Lebanese, Italian, Iberian, N African, etc. I dunno. Could be Armenian or Jewish.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 23, 2016 03:14 PM (T/5A0)

269 kraken at May 23, 2016 03:12 PM


Uptwinkles!

Posted by: Glorious Ungent at May 23, 2016 03:14 PM (jj9xd)

270 Surely they can see the ridiculousness of having an editorial board made up entirely of mid-20's white women. I mean, somewhere along the line they must have run across a male worth hiring, right? Or a black woman? Or an older man who identifies as a young woman?



They look stupid and I hope this picture is mocked far and wide.


Posted by: grammie winger at May 23, 2016 03:14 PM (dFi94)

271 256 Kinda O/T: Inventor of Minecraft not putting up w/feminist bullsh#t on twitter:

Jeniffer*whatevs: "Let me make one thing perfectly clear: Mansplaining is a funny, but
actually quite problematic and real issue. It silences women."

Markus Perssons: "No, mansplaining is a sexist term designed to silence men via gender shaming."

LOL
http://preview.tinyurl.com/gvg2b8f
Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2016 03:12 PM (NOIQH)

Markus Perssons is my hero for the day.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 23, 2016 03:14 PM (0mRoj)

272 I wonder how many of them have falsely accused a guy of rape?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2016 03:14 PM (1ZOkK)

273 So which one of those girls leaves first knowing that everyone else in the room immediately starts talking shit about her?

To prevent that from happening, they all leave together.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 23, 2016 03:15 PM (YFFpo)

274 By her coloring, I might GUESS she had some Mediterranean heritage ---Greek, Lebanese, Italian, Iberian, N African, etc. I dunno. Could be Armenian or Jewish.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 23, 2016 03:14 PM (T/5A0)

I'm holding out for Romany...

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2016 03:15 PM (sdxPm)

275

And after work they all head over to TGI Friday and order appletini's and shriek their laughter like middle-school girls, driving everything with testosterone ten miles away. Then they complain about men and then complain about how they don't have any dates.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 23, 2016 03:07 PM (hLRSq)


eh, I don't know

pretty much everyone is an idiot when they're very young and just starting out (ideologically, not production and leadership qualities, etc)

I don't care that they are all women.
I don't care that they are mostly white (only two blondes).

But, it does matter what they "edit." I don't know too much about them tbh. Just the woman who started huffpo who kept switching parties to game the system for $millions.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 23, 2016 03:15 PM (qCMvj)

276 There is a Hispanic on the right side....



Posted by: Harun at May 23, 2016 02:49 PM (UBBWX)


I thought it was there is a bathroom on the right?

Posted by: CCR at May 23, 2016 03:15 PM (JO9+V)

277 welcome to the Castle Anthrax

Posted by: Zoot at May 23, 2016 03:15 PM (oGRue)

278 They look stupid and I hope this picture is mocked far and wide.

-----------

In fairness, the target audience for the Huffington Post is a 24 year old white girl.

Posted by: SH at May 23, 2016 03:15 PM (gmeXX)

279 Are they not women?

Posted by: Devo at May 23, 2016 03:15 PM (k4M/B)

280 "huffpo is doing financially"

I think Soros funds it.

Posted by: huh? at May 23, 2016 03:15 PM (j2xmV)

281 More mayonnaise please.

Posted by: Huffington Post Staff at Lunch at May 23, 2016 03:15 PM (gAane)

282 267 This was just before the meeting broke up after Jenny texted Melissa and told her that Rachel thought she (Jenny) had hippo-hips and accidentally sent that to everyone and then Rachel got all upset and stuff and started laying into Jenny...
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 23, 2016 03:14 PM (hLRSq)




"She's trying to destroy me!!!!"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 23, 2016 03:15 PM (oKE6c)

283 LOL
http://preview.tinyurl.com/gvg2b8f

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2016 03:12 PM (NOIQH)


Damn. Mic drop here...


Stop #cuntfusing the issue by dismissing my words with a derogatory term about my gender.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 23, 2016 03:15 PM (/CXhS)

284 270 Surely they can see the ridiculousness of having an editorial board made up entirely of mid-20's white women. I mean, somewhere along the line they must have run across a male worth hiring, right? Or a black woman? Or an older man who identifies as a young woman?



They look stupid and I hope this picture is mocked far and wide.


Posted by: grammie winger at May 23, 2016 03:14 PM (dFi94)

Their possession of vaginas gives them special vagina insight into and wisdom regarding all worlds matters. Because vagina. And white skin.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 23, 2016 03:16 PM (0mRoj)

285 Furthermore, the Left has long ago lost sight of and forgotten the REASON for "set asides" and "affirmative action" and "diversity."

The whole concept was invented and promulgated based on two theories:

1. Once we give black people "a leg up" to break the status quo's racist exclusion of blacks from well-paying or promotion-able jobs, then blacks will quickly ascend from the lower classes to the middle class, and the whole cycle of poverty/crime/drugs/resentment will be broken.

2. Once black kids see that there are blacks adults in well-paying, high-status or high-visibility jobs, they will finally have role models to aspire to, and no long will black kids admire pimps and drug dealers and gang lords, and this too will break the cycle of underclass under achievement, because once there are successful black adults, black kids will seek to emulate them.

Well, guess what? Affirmative action and set-asides and "diversity" rules and so forth have been in place since the late '60s with ever increasing frequency and intensity, to the point now where the red carpet is laid out for black school and jobs applicants in almost every school and field. And even so, blacks overall remain mired in "underclass status," despite being given every imaginable advantage. Furthermore, although there are now plenty of wealthy and famous and successful black stars in many fields, there is still a widespread culture of admiring and emulating gang-bangers and criminals among black youth, and being "successful" is still roundly disparaged as "acting white."

So the whole "diversity" experiment has already been tried FOR DECADES and has already FAILED.

Even so, the Left pushes it relentlessly, to this day.

Why?

At this stage in history, the only possible rationale is to punish whites as a group for their sins of the supposed ancestors.

It's no longer about helping blacks; it's about hurting whites.

Posted by: zombie at May 23, 2016 03:16 PM (jBuUi)

286 Nazareth tribute band in an Anchorage Alaska White Castle lol

Posted by: Arnie Fufkin at May 23, 2016 03:16 PM (2dJSj)

287 Now I wonder what a fact checkers meeting at Huffpo looks like.

Posted by: Fritz at May 23, 2016 03:16 PM (UzPAd)

288 Could Revlon airdrop them some make-up?

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 23, 2016 03:16 PM (2cS/G)

289 That boardroom is whiter than Downton Abbey. However, Downton has men, people over forty, and actual mixing of social classes.

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Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 23, 2016 03:16 PM (oGRue)

290 Where are all the Starbuck's cups?

Posted by: Meremortal, Someone's thirsty. at May 23, 2016 03:16 PM (3myMJ)

291 I jusr noticed these little cupcakes are taking a selfie on the big screen...

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2016 03:16 PM (sdxPm)

292 I saw Bukkake Firehose open for Motorhead at the Cow Palace in 1986.

Posted by: JEM at May 23, 2016 03:16 PM (o+SC1)

293 I wonder how many of them have falsely accused a guy of rape?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2016 03:14 PM (1ZOkK)


these are the people that encourage others to accuse, I suspect

if they are making bank, they are playing it cool for the most part

no one wants to lose their job

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 23, 2016 03:16 PM (qCMvj)

294 272 I wonder how many of them have falsely accused a guy of rape?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2016 03:14 PM (1ZOkK)

One in four.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 23, 2016 03:16 PM (0mRoj)

295 Third chick down on the right. Not showing any teeth. Drives a FIAT 500. Don't ask me how I know this.

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 23, 2016 03:16 PM (kP16F)

296 I'd kill to take you on safari.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2016 03:07 PM (1ZOkK)



Bander got me to go camping with him. I stayed Outside in a tent and everything.

I also went on a lovely horseback ride over the battlefields of Gettysburg with he and Eris. Whereupon I got bitten by the horse I was riding.

Posted by: alexthechick- Darth Sugartits at May 23, 2016 03:16 PM (mf5HN)

297 I'm soooo looking forward to joining this capable staff...can't wait to start reporting on my area of expertise - Donald Trump's misogyny and Corey Lewandowski's violence against women ! sooo excited !!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at May 23, 2016 03:17 PM (c6/9Q)

298 Jeebus. Seriously, Amy?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2016 03:17 PM (1ZOkK)

299 We need a second barrel.

Posted by: Meremortal, Someone's yikes. at May 23, 2016 03:17 PM (3myMJ)

300
Posted by: Amy Schumer



Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 03:17 PM (/7JDl)

301 "I am sure that one or two are lesbians and under the new diversity scoring system, 1 lesbian = 2 African Americans.

They're only lesbians until they hit thirty and realize that they want kids.


Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 23, 2016 02:54 PM (LUG6K)"

You mean like the wives of Bill DiBlasio and George Stephenopolous?

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 23, 2016 03:17 PM (QHgTq)

302 And so Amy Schumer jumps into the Barrel. Do we turn our head at the screams of the current occupants? Do we suggest they flee, then shoot them down as they scramble out?

My heart is torn.

Posted by: JEM at May 23, 2016 03:18 PM (o+SC1)

303 Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 23, 2016 03:16 PM (oGRue)


I've already got two people in here! Jesus Christ, are you trying to break me or what?

Posted by: The Barrel at May 23, 2016 03:18 PM (0mRoj)

304 Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 23, 2016 03:16 PM (oGRue)

mean girls

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 23, 2016 03:18 PM (qCMvj)

305 In fairness, the target audience for the Huffington Post is a 24 year old white girl.

Posted by: SH at May 23, 2016 03:15 PM (gmeXX)
=======================================

Oh. Hmmm. Job security until they hit 29, I suppose. Or have a sex change operation.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 23, 2016 03:18 PM (dFi94)

306 299
We need a second barrel.
Posted by: Meremortal, Someone's yikes. at May 23, 2016 03:17 PM (3myMJ)

What did I do to deserve that?

Posted by: Barrel #2 at May 23, 2016 03:18 PM (jxbfJ)

307 I also went on a lovely horseback ride over the
battlefields of Gettysburg with he and Eris. Whereupon I got bitten by
the horse I was riding.

Posted by: alexthechick- Darth Sugartits at May 23, 2016 03:16 PM (mf5HN)


*stifles giggle fit*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2016 03:18 PM (1ZOkK)

308 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 23, 2016 03:15 PM (qCMvj)


I randomly picked TGI Friday's but I have been in the bar after work and felt the glass ice-pick of the shriek-laughter from a table full of women go through my brain. It darn near sets off my fight-or-flight system.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 23, 2016 03:18 PM (hLRSq)

309 Oh dear, my coffee's only a light beige. Much, much more cream please.

Posted by: Huffington Post Staff at Lunch at May 23, 2016 03:19 PM (gAane)

310 Ok, I'll start... Soft kitty, nice kitty...

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2016 03:12 PM (sdxPm)

...little ball of rage...

...Lets just get over this...
...Turn the page...

Posted by: huh? at May 23, 2016 03:19 PM (j2xmV)

311 And I'm putting this in a jokey way but of course I'm dead serious and absolutely white: Rich white progressives like Matt Damon talk about other people's tax rates in order to avoid discussing their own.

Or, it's just another bludgeon which the Left uses to impose it's will on society however capricious or arbitrary.

It's not supposed to be consistent when disorder is the endgame. It's not an accident or oversight. They just don't care as long as the pieces end up on the floor and everyone is pissed off.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2016 03:19 PM (p2X2f)

312 White, yes, but the board is also more female than a triple X chromosome walking vagina.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 23, 2016 03:19 PM (Iyg03)

313 >> You mean like the wives of Bill DiBlasio and George
>> Stephenopolous?

If they were CUTE it wouldn't be a problem.

Posted by: JEM at May 23, 2016 03:19 PM (o+SC1)

314 And Take Your Daughters to work day has been a resounding success.

Posted by: Huffpo HR at May 23, 2016 03:19 PM (oGRue)

315 "huffpo is doing financially"

I think Soros funds it.
Posted by: huh? at May 23, 2016 03:15 PM (j2xmV)


oh don't tell me ...

figures

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 23, 2016 03:19 PM (qCMvj)

316 rdbrewer!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2016 03:20 PM (1ZOkK)

317 I like my editors like I like my milkshakes. White and frothing.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 23, 2016 03:20 PM (2cS/G)

318 Speaking of white...

The project car (white Mercury Mountaineer) has been put back together and is looking very good.

I came up with one piece of interior trim that I can't figure out where it goes.

New seatbelt webbing looks great and they work good too (snap right back).

Haven't put the new sat/nav in because I can't verify if there is a coding issue that the dealer is going to fuck me on.

One last piece of driver's door weatherstripping to come in and that's that.

Posted by: jwest at May 23, 2016 03:20 PM (Zs4uk)

319 >> And Take Your Daughters to work day has been a
>> resounding success.

It works especially well at porn shoots.

Posted by: JEM at May 23, 2016 03:20 PM (o+SC1)

320 "huffpo is doing financially"

I think Soros funds it.
Posted by: huh? at May 23, 2016 03:15 PM (j2xmV)


if you're right about Soros, then this is a bait pict, and Ace posted about it, so it worked

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 23, 2016 03:20 PM (qCMvj)

321 Nothing says "diversity" like a room full of casting extras from HBO's "Girls"

Single, 20-something, chubby white women. Or, as the brothas would call it, a "buffet table"

Posted by: Sam In VA at May 23, 2016 03:20 PM (bNi5D)

322 Hey!!!!!

Quit picking on Staten Island!!
The only borough in the Peoples Republic of NYC with a Republican Congress Critter, State Assembly and Borough President.

Oh wait, I see what your doing. :-)

Posted by: Scuba Dude at May 23, 2016 03:20 PM (WsJuq)

323 Whereupon I got bitten by the horse I was riding.

Posted by: alexthechick- Darth Sugartits at May 23, 2016 03:16 PM (mf5HN)




It could have been me...

Posted by: A Moose at May 23, 2016 03:21 PM (uiwCw)

324 Somewhere at Huffpo is a guy, and he makes 20% more for doing the same work.

Posted by: Maureen Dowd at May 23, 2016 03:21 PM (/m8T6)

325 No one can blame us for paying them less than the men in the office.

Posted by: Huffpo Payroll at May 23, 2016 03:21 PM (Mxs5H)

326 Not one of these chicks had a Paradise By The Dashboard Lights moment.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 23, 2016 03:21 PM (JO9+V)

327 I randomly picked TGI Friday's but I have been in
the bar after work and felt the glass ice-pick of the shriek-laughter
from a table full of women go through my brain. It darn near sets off
my fight-or-flight system.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue
Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 23, 2016 03:18 PM (hLRSq)

We used to call it "the dentist drill," that high-pitched screech that sounds like someone redlining a Dremel and sticking it in your ear.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 23, 2016 03:21 PM (oKE6c)

328


You're all Cultural Barbarians.

The photo is Art.

Title: "Unsliced White Bread"

The table is the loaf, the girlz indicate where the slices are to be made.


Where's CAC when we need him?

Posted by: Arbalest at May 23, 2016 03:21 PM (FlRtG)

329 14 Girls. Need 7 cups

Posted by: MFX Media at May 23, 2016 03:21 PM (jxbfJ)

330 324 Somewhere at Huffpo is a guy, and he makes 20% more for doing the same work.
Posted by: Maureen Dowd at May 23, 2016 03:21 PM (/m8T6)




Trust me, he earns every penny of it.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 23, 2016 03:22 PM (oKE6c)

331 296 I'd kill to take you on safari.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2016 03:07 PM (1ZOkK)


Bander got me to go camping with him. I stayed Outside in a tent and everything.

I also went on a lovely horseback ride over the battlefields of Gettysburg with he and Eris. Whereupon I got bitten by the horse I was riding.
Posted by: alexthechick- Darth Sugartits at May 23, 2016 03:16 PM (mf5HN)


There's a bon mot about looking a gift horse in the mouth there somewhere..... but seriously, did you turn said horse into a pair of chaps?

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2016 03:22 PM (sdxPm)

332 I also went on a lovely horseback ride over the battlefields of Gettysburg with he and Eris. Whereupon I got bitten by the horse I was riding.

---

next time sit on the saddle

Posted by: Huffpo HR at May 23, 2016 03:22 PM (oGRue)

333 Look at that face!

Posted by: Donald Trump at May 23, 2016 03:22 PM (LYCUN)

334 Their carrying mattresses are all parked off-camera on the left.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 23, 2016 03:22 PM (oU3Bb)

335 Marie Harf and Jen Psaki - this is where they come from. This is the type of people Ben Rhodes was calling idiots.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 23, 2016 03:22 PM (hLRSq)

336 I randomly picked TGI Friday's but I have been in the bar after work and felt the glass ice-pick of the shriek-laughter from a table full of women go through my brain. It darn near sets off my fight-or-flight system.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 23, 2016 03:18 PM (hLRSq)


meh
I've always loved going out with a bunch of girlfriends.
Same when guys do it. They do and say what they want and have fun.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 23, 2016 03:22 PM (qCMvj)

337 Why does this Judge for Frankie Gray hate persons of color?? Obviously he is a racist and does not know the struggle of persons of color in this country !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 23, 2016 03:22 PM (NuElX)

338 I also went on a lovely horseback ride over the battlefields of Gettysburg with he and Eris. Whereupon I got bitten by the horse I was riding.
Posted by: alexthechick- Darth Sugartits at May 23, 2016 03:16 PM (mf5HN)

Shetland pony?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 23, 2016 03:22 PM (0mRoj)

339
Andrew Breitbart helped build Huffpo, but didn't stay that long.

Huffpo got huge, sold for big $$. Arianna Huffington shared $0 with all the contributors who actually did most of the work at Huffpo.

Now Huffpo is run like a business, I guess. But Arianna already got her millions so she doesn't care.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 03:23 PM (/7JDl)

340 HuffPo is owned by AOL.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 23, 2016 03:23 PM (/CXhS)

341 I also went on a lovely horseback ride over the battlefields of Gettysburg with he and Eris. Whereupon I got bitten by the horse I was riding.
Posted by: alexthechick- Darth Sugartits at May 23, 2016 03:16 PM (mf5HN)


Did you see the article about the guy who got his head bitten off by his camel?

Posted by: jwest at May 23, 2016 03:23 PM (Zs4uk)

342 319 >> And Take Your Daughters to work day has been a
>> resounding success.

It works especially well at porn shoots.
Posted by: JEM at May 23, 2016 03:20 PM (o+SC1)

You're referring to Traci Lords mom, I presume, or Brooke Shield's maybe?

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2016 03:23 PM (sdxPm)

343 Shetland pony?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 23, 2016 03:22 PM (0mRoj)


Those *are* mean little fuckers. Got kicked in the stomach by one.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2016 03:24 PM (1ZOkK)

344 >> Why does this Judge for Frankie Gray hate persons of
>> color?? Obviously he is a racist and does not know the
>> struggle of persons of color in this country

I think you should take your complaint to the Blanchington Post.

Posted by: JEM at May 23, 2016 03:24 PM (o+SC1)

345 HuffPo = The KKK Women's Auxillary

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 23, 2016 03:24 PM (2cS/G)

346 >>Surely they can see the ridiculousness of having an editorial board made up entirely of mid-20's white women.



Nope.

Flash back to Ben Rhodes gloating about how easy it was to push the Obama Iran deal narrative.

Think any of those HuffPost gals remember the Iran hostage crisis?
Think any of them know much about any 20th US history prior to the Clinton administration, other than the key civil rights talking points?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2016 03:24 PM (NOIQH)

347 Were they having a White-Off with The Atlantic, Gawker and Buzzfeed or something?

Posted by: Han Yolo at May 23, 2016 03:24 PM (MNzex)

348 Um, at least two of the women are Asian, and a third is either Asian or mixed-race Black and/or Hispanic.

Also, don't know if any of them are really just "trans-women".

Probably quite a few are not straight.

But at least they ain't got no "Kyriarchs"...

Posted by: The Kyriarchical Hat at May 23, 2016 03:25 PM (vBeA5)

349 IN BEFORE A CLASSIC "BLAZING SADDLES" QUIP!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at May 23, 2016 03:25 PM (pIIW9)

350 >>And Take Your Daughters to work day has been a

>> resounding success.



But not take your granddaughter to work day, amirite?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2016 03:25 PM (NOIQH)

351 349
IN BEFORE A CLASSIC "BLAZING SADDLES" QUIP!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at May 23, 2016 03:25 PM (pIIW9)


Too late.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2016 03:25 PM (1ZOkK)

352 323
Whereupon I got bitten by the horse I was riding.



Posted by: alexthechick- Darth Sugartits at May 23, 2016 03:16 PM (mf5HN)




It could have been me...

Posted by: A Moose at May 23, 2016 03:21 PM (uiwCw)

Pikers
"Camel bites off its owner's HEAD after he left it tied up in the sweltering heat all day"
http://goo.gl/qaCD3B

Posted by: A camel at May 23, 2016 03:25 PM (jxbfJ)

353 338 I also went on a lovely horseback ride over the battlefields of Gettysburg with he and Eris. Whereupon I got bitten by the horse I was riding.
Posted by: alexthechick- Darth Sugartits at May 23, 2016 03:16 PM (mf5HN)

Shetland pony?
Posted by: Insomniac at May 23, 2016 03:22 PM (0mRoj)


I think they used the footage in "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey"...

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2016 03:26 PM (sdxPm)

354 Are there like seriously no good looking progressive women anywhere?

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 23, 2016 03:26 PM (cVvbj)

355 The collective IQ in that room must be hovering around room temperature (yes, yes, I know; not a nice thing to say).

Posted by: IC at May 23, 2016 03:26 PM (a0IVu)

356 they all look feminists iykwimaityd

Posted by: x at May 23, 2016 03:26 PM (nFwvY)

357 (both political and, I can't believe I'm using this word, pseudo-intellectual)

FIFY.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 23, 2016 03:26 PM (R+30W)

358 Note that they can champion the hell out of "transgendered" bathrooms with zero personal risk.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 23, 2016 03:26 PM (M0ddJ)

359
So a cop was shot in MA over the weekend. Whether the killer (who was later killed in a standoff) is an illegal alien is unknown (because this info, evidently, is hard to attain for some odd reason).

But we do now know that the killer has a long record showing over 70 incidents with the police.

Seventy.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 03:27 PM (/7JDl)

360 And it's Summer Associate time again. YAY!

Because the everyday life of a lawyer here is filled with drinks and trips and going out and happy hours....

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 23, 2016 03:27 PM (/CXhS)

361 >>I also went on a lovely horseback ride over the
battlefields of Gettysburg with he and Eris. Whereupon I got bitten by
the horse I was riding.

Posted by: alexthechick- Darth Sugartits

It was a love nibble.

Posted by: The Horse at May 23, 2016 03:27 PM (c7vUv)

362 >>Did you see the article about the guy who got his head bitten off by his camel?


In my defense, I did tell him four times. "Not tonight, I have a humpache"

Posted by: the camel at May 23, 2016 03:27 PM (NOIQH)

363 Um, at least two of the women are Asian, and a third is either Asian or mixed-race Black and/or Hispanic.

That's the Totally OK Enlightenment Nurturer.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 23, 2016 03:27 PM (9krrF)

364 They are now installing bidets and vag steamers in the HuffPo ladies lounges. Sold the mens room urinals to help defray the costs.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 23, 2016 03:27 PM (JO9+V)

365 There's a bon mot about looking a gift horse in the mouth there somewhere..... but seriously, did you turn said horse into a pair of chaps?
Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2016 03:22 PM (sdxPm)



The horse was trying to nom the grass by the side of the trail and the guide told us don't let them do that just yank on the reins.

So I did. Horse ignored me. I yanked harder. Horse ignored me. I yanked again and CHOMP on the foot.

Luckily, the horse only got the front part of my shoe and it's not like my toes reach that part so it was fine.

Posted by: alexthechick- Darth Sugartits at May 23, 2016 03:27 PM (mf5HN)

366 >>The collective IQ in that room must be hovering around room temperature (yes, yes, I know; not a nice thing to say).

Truth is an absolute defense against slander.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2016 03:28 PM (/tuJf)

367
I thought it was a meeting of Ed Rendell's Ugly Women of America.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2016 03:28 PM (p4UlV)

368 353 338 I also went on a lovely horseback ride over the battlefields of Gettysburg with he and Eris. Whereupon I got bitten by the horse I was riding.
Posted by: alexthechick- Darth Sugartits at May 23, 2016 03:16 PM (mf5HN)

Shetland pony?
Posted by: Insomniac at May 23, 2016 03:22 PM (0mRoj)


I think they used the footage in "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey"...

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2016 03:26 PM (sdxPm)


*steps far away

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 23, 2016 03:28 PM (/CXhS)

369 The collective IQ in that room must be hovering around room temperature (yes, yes, I know; not a nice thing to say).

I'm guessing it's a chilly room.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 23, 2016 03:28 PM (9krrF)

370 What he heck is wrong with the word "Oriental"?

Posted by: Javems at May 23, 2016 03:28 PM (yOqwj)

371
It looks like the cop killer in MA is indeed an illegal from Colombia who has gotten away with a lot of crime in the USA for many years. But not yet confirmed.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 03:28 PM (/7JDl)

372 "I also went on a lovely horseback ride over the battlefields of Gettysburg with he and Eris. Whereupon I got bitten by the horse I was riding.
Posted by: alexthechick- Darth Sugartits at May 23, 2016 03:16 PM (mf5HN) "

This is the trip which brought us our friends Lefty and Scamp, yes?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 23, 2016 03:28 PM (ptqRm)

373 But we do now know that the killer has a long record showing over 70 incidents with the police.
--------------

If I had a son......

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 23, 2016 03:29 PM (LYCUN)

374 324 Somewhere at Huffpo is a guy, and he makes 20% more for doing the same work.
Posted by: Maureen Dowd at May 23, 2016 03:21 PM
----------------
THAT'S IT!!!
They're all wymynz because Huff Po can save money!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 23, 2016 03:29 PM (T/5A0)

375 354 Are there like seriously no good looking progressive women anywhere?

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 23, 2016 03:26 PM (cVvbj)


Spent the day in Ann Arbor on Sunday and I can assure you there are no good looking women there.

In fact, it seems they go out of their way to be as frumpy as humanly possible.

As my wife commented about numerous girls as the walked past our sidewalk table: "Now that's unfortunate."

Posted by: jwest at May 23, 2016 03:29 PM (Zs4uk)

376 360 And it's Summer Associate time again. YAY!

Because the everyday life of a lawyer here is filled with drinks and trips and going out and happy hours....
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 23, 2016 03:27 PM (/CXhS)

Heh. I always thought that was pretty retarded. The everyday life of a lawyer usually involves sitting on your ass at a desk at least ten hours a day, reading piles of shit documents, doing hours of shitty computer research, drafting stupid ass documents and eating lunch and dinner in your office.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 23, 2016 03:29 PM (0mRoj)

377 And according to one villager, the camel then bit off the man's head leaving him dead.

You don't say.

Was it wrong that I was halfway expecting a video at the link?

Posted by: TexasDan at May 23, 2016 03:29 PM (M0ddJ)

378 "270
Surely they can see the ridiculousness of having an editorial board made
up entirely of mid-20's white women. I mean, somewhere along the line
they must have run across a male worth hiring, right? Or a black woman?
Or an older man who identifies as a young woman?



They look stupid and I hope this picture is mocked far and wide.




Posted by: grammie winger at May 23, 2016 03:14 PM (dFi94)"

I guess you would have to be as old as me to remember when Gloria Steinem flew to Iran in the aftermath of the Ayatollah Khomeni coming to power in order to rally Iranian women against oppression by the patriarchy. I don't think that she got out of the airport. The Revolutionary Guards put her on the next airplane out of the country and they did not ask her opinion nor were they very polite about it. For some reason, feminists don't like to talk about that episode.


I would laugh myself into a coma if this bunch tried something similar with ISIS who seem to be less restrained than the Iranian revolutionaries.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 23, 2016 03:29 PM (QHgTq)

379 I'm guessing it's a chilly room.

Posted by: Brother Cavil>>>

If the picture was higher res we probably could tell.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 23, 2016 03:29 PM (Mxs5H)

380 >>But we do now know that the killer has a long record showing over 70 incidents with the police.
Seventy.


Could we refer to him as "justice over-involved", or is that to judgey?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2016 03:30 PM (NOIQH)

381 Are there like seriously no good looking progressive women anywhere?
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 23, 2016 03:26 PM (cVvbj)


eh? some very cute girls in there

if they were all naked you'd be losing it, they are all in good shape, and young. Not a DWS or Shrillary in there.

if Ace said they were conservative women, the "I'd hit that" factor would be through the roof

gotta dash

Ace's main point is taken, all the rest, meh.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 23, 2016 03:30 PM (qCMvj)

382 359
So a cop was shot in MA over the weekend. Whether the killer (who was later killed in a standoff) is an illegal alien is unknown (because this info, evidently, is hard to attain for some odd reason).

____

If you don't know whether he is or isn't.....he is. It's like a story about the senator who got caught stealing money. If there is no party mentioned, you know it's a Demcrat.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 23, 2016 03:31 PM (cVvbj)

383 >>>>So a cop was shot in MA over the weekend. Whether the killer (who was
later killed in a standoff) is an illegal alien is unknown (because this
info, evidently, is hard to attain for some odd reason).



But we do now know that the killer has a long record showing over 70 incidents with the police.



Seventy.
.
.
.
.He was an illegal, but that will never be reported.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 23, 2016 03:31 PM (iONHu)

384 Apropos the group photo, notice how drab their clothing is? What the hell... is their a shortage of primary colors in Portlandia or wherever it was shot?

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2016 03:31 PM (sdxPm)

385 Heh. I always thought that was pretty retarded. The everyday life of a lawyer usually involves sitting on your ass at a desk at least ten hours a day, reading piles of shit documents, doing hours of shitty computer research, drafting stupid ass documents and eating lunch and dinner in your office.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 23, 2016 03:29 PM (0mRoj)


You're in sales I take it

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 23, 2016 03:31 PM (/CXhS)

386 381 Are there like seriously no good looking progressive women anywhere?
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 23, 2016 03:26 PM (cVvbj)

eh? some very cute girls in there

if they were all naked you'd be losing it, they are all in good shape, and young. Not a DWS or Shrillary in there.

if Ace said they were conservative women, the "I'd hit that" factor would be through the roof

gotta dash

Ace's main point is taken, all the rest, meh.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 23, 2016 03:30 PM (qCMvj)

_____

I guess our definition of cute is different. I don't see anything cute in that pic.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 23, 2016 03:32 PM (cVvbj)

387 >> at least two of the women are Asian, and a third is either
>> Asian or mixed-race Black and/or Hispanic.

I see the Asians, but they don't get you any Equal Opportunity Brownie Points. I don't see anything darker than that.

Regardless, these are not the children of the dispossessed. These are not the disadvantaged. I bet every one of them has a 'soft' (journalism, social-science, tiptoed-through law) degree from some expensive school.

None has ever done hands-on work beyond the volunteer activity needed to get into that expensive school.

None has ever wanted to be on a track like engineering where if you get something wrong people die, or at least businesses fail.

Posted by: JEM at May 23, 2016 03:32 PM (o+SC1)

388 And it's Summer Associate time again. YAY!

Because the everyday life of a lawyer here is filled with drinks and trips and going out and happy hours....


yeah just like on tv

Posted by: brak at May 23, 2016 03:32 PM (MJuTN)

389 Whereupon I got bitten by the horse I was riding.





Posted by: alexthechick- Darth Sugartits at May 23, 2016 03:16 PM (mf5HN)


Thank heavens Lefty and Scamp were not the targets.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 23, 2016 03:32 PM (JO9+V)

390 One things for sure it's obvious from this photo that homely is certainly represented...

Posted by: donna at May 23, 2016 03:32 PM (O2RFr)

391 They need Renfield to let the sunshine in...

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2016 03:33 PM (6TBbF)

392 Posted by: Insomniac at May 23, 2016 03:29 PM (0mRoj)


You're in sales I take it
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 23, 2016 03:31 PM (/CXhS)

How'd you know?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 23, 2016 03:33 PM (0mRoj)

393 "eh? some very cute girls in there "

That Thai lady on the back left,

Fourth from the front on our right.


Other then that...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 23, 2016 03:34 PM (ptqRm)

394 388 And it's Summer Associate time again. YAY!

Because the everyday life of a lawyer here is filled with drinks and trips and going out and happy hours....

yeah just like on tv
Posted by: brak at May 23, 2016 03:32 PM (MJuTN)

You couldn't get a realistic lawyer show greenlit because it would be boring as hell.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 23, 2016 03:34 PM (0mRoj)

395 Looks like at Huffpo you can't swing a dead pussy around without hitting another dead...

Well, you know.

Posted by: Michael Scott at May 23, 2016 03:34 PM (MNzex)

396 whiter than Daryl Hall's arctic rabbit fur cocaine purse.

That's one tasty simile. Crunchy, even.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 23, 2016 03:34 PM (39g3+)

397 This is the trip which brought us our friends Lefty and Scamp, yes?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



It is. Thank you for keeping the lore alive.

Eris decided that The Rack was insufficiently individualized and gave them each a name.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 23, 2016 03:35 PM (1xUj/)

398 You couldn't get a realistic lawyer show greenlit because it would be boring as hell.

Trials are exciting as watching paint dry on grass that's growing.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 23, 2016 03:35 PM (39g3+)

399 The everyday life of a lawyer usually involves sitting on your ass at a desk at least ten hours a day, reading piles of shit documents, doing hours of shitty computer research, drafting stupid ass documents and eating lunch and dinner in your office.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 23, 2016 03:29 PM (0mRoj)




YOU BASTARD! I just finished my lunch at my desk and I'm back to pounding out an opposition brief to a class action certification motion surrounded by piles of shit documents and looking for cases on Westlaw.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2016 03:35 PM (8ZskC)

400 Global warming is creating killer head-eating camels!!!
_________________________________________________________
352
323

Whereupon I got bitten by the horse I was riding.


Posted by: alexthechick- Darth Sugartits at May 23, 2016 03:16 PM (mf5HN)


It could have been me...


Posted by: A Moose at May 23, 2016 03:21 PM (uiwCw)

Pikers
"Camel bites off its owner's HEAD after he left it tied up in the sweltering heat all day"
http://goo.gl/qaCD3B


Posted by: A camel at May 23, 2016 03:25 PM (jxbfJ)

Posted by: Pyrocles at May 23, 2016 03:35 PM (fVOPU)

401 Man, Minecraft guy does not fuck around.

Also, Vice should immediately fire everyone involved in that Twitter spat article.

Posted by: Chupacabra at May 23, 2016 03:36 PM (kZVsz)

402
When state police entered the home, he and his pitbull were hiding in a closet, jumped out of the closet and shot a trooper in the shoulder (he's fine), the dog ran away. The cop killer, on the hand, was shot and killed.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 03:36 PM (/7JDl)

403 Funny Shit

Everything that could go wrong went wrong today...but at least people paid so WTF.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2016 03:36 PM (V/InG)

404 Taylor, I like the 'Nazareth tribute band in an Anchorage Alaska White Castle' simile.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2016 03:36 PM (6TBbF)

405 You couldn't get a realistic lawyer show greenlit because it would be boring as hell.

which is why I'm constantly refreshing this page

Posted by: brak at May 23, 2016 03:36 PM (MJuTN)

406 Did the camel bite the guy's head off on Hump Day?

*rimshot*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2016 03:36 PM (1ZOkK)

407 Trials are exciting as watching paint dry on grass that's growing.


Actually, the trials ARE the exciting part.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2016 03:37 PM (8ZskC)

408 One wag responded:

"how dare you imply such a thing!!! How can you be so ignorant?!? 4 of them identify as men and 5 identify as African American!!!"

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 23, 2016 03:37 PM (39g3+)

409
The cop killer's mother is very upset at the police for shooting him.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 03:37 PM (/7JDl)

410 Talkin ain't doin.
Just sayin.

Posted by: Dave at May 23, 2016 03:37 PM (oAXqz)

411 399 The everyday life of a lawyer usually involves sitting on your ass at a desk at least ten hours a day, reading piles of shit documents, doing hours of shitty computer research, drafting stupid ass documents and eating lunch and dinner in your office.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 23, 2016 03:29 PM (0mRoj)



YOU BASTARD! I just finished my lunch at my desk and I'm back to pounding out an opposition brief to a class action certification motion surrounded by piles of shit documents and looking for cases on Westlaw.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2016 03:35 PM (8ZskC)

Heh. I know from whence I speak, n'est ce pas?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 23, 2016 03:37 PM (0mRoj)

412 Think I'll go home and boil some peanuts.

Posted by: Weasel at May 23, 2016 03:38 PM (6xtq3)

413 "Eris decided that The Rack was insufficiently individualized and gave them each a name."

I hate to just lump people into nameless groups.

Strips away their unique individuality.

Most especially the People of the Bra.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 23, 2016 03:38 PM (ptqRm)

414 Fun fact. That could be one of the meetings my daughter goes to all the time.

At those meetings they will ALL bitch about how they are being repressed by the patriarchy, without noticing there isn't a single man among them.

They will also bitch about how the platform people (the ones who build the actual web site) won't do what they want in a timely manner. THOSE people are all male programmers.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 23, 2016 03:38 PM (D9/4G)

415 Hey...is that a SPIDER!

Posted by: tu3031 at May 23, 2016 03:39 PM (YFFpo)

416 The cop killer's mother is very upset at the police for shooting him.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 03:37 PM (/7JDl)

Well they probably should have shot her as well

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2016 03:40 PM (V/InG)

417 To be fair, nobody in that pic looks awful. There's no Trigglypuff-class harridans there. They all look like people I might see anywhere and think nothing of and there's not a damn thing wrong with that.

It's knowledge of the context that's coloring our response.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 23, 2016 03:40 PM (9krrF)

418
I hate to just lump people into nameless groups.

Strips away their unique individuality.

Most especially the People of the Bra.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 23, 2016 03:38 PM (ptqRm)







I believe they are properly referred to as Gyno-Americans.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 23, 2016 03:40 PM (eDaPX)

419 Minecraft inventor Markus Persson is suitably chastened after twitter freakout over his deployment of "c#nt":

"I've now manunderstood the c word is way more loaded in the US than I thought. I should've manused it less."

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2016 03:41 PM (NOIQH)

420 Former Breitbart News, Daily Caller, Fox News, PJ Media, and Reason TV associate Michelle Fields announced Sunday night that she is joining the left-wing Huffington Post website to cover the Donald Trump campaign.

Is that before or after she get's out of intensive care?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2016 03:41 PM (V/InG)

421 You can't have that many women in one place without some snarky sniping going on.

Posted by: jsg at May 23, 2016 03:41 PM (gs8be)

422 Hehe, "where the white women at?" Obviously at Huffpo.

Posted by: Jaimo at May 23, 2016 03:41 PM (9U1OG)

423 I can see that they're all white (maybe a couple ethnic) and NO MEN.

Is that supposed to be something to celebrate?

Looks like the Robot singularity will benefit women and not men. Once again fellows we've invented ourselves out of our jobs. Only this time may be permanent.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 23, 2016 03:41 PM (Xo1Rt)

424 A U.S. appeals court on Monday threw out a jury's finding that Bank of America Corp was liable for mortgage fraud leading up to the 2008 financial crisis, voiding a $1.27 billion penalty and dealing the U.S. Department of Justice a major setback.

The 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in New York found insufficient proof under federal fraud statutes to establish Bank of America's liability over a mortgage program called "Hustle" run by the former Countrywide Financial Corp.

The Justice Department claimed Countrywide, which Bank of America bought in July 2008, defrauded government-sponsored mortgage financiers Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac by selling them thousands of toxic loans.

But in a 3-0 decision, U.S. Circuit Judge Richard Wesley said the evidence at most showed that Countrywide breached contracts to sell investment-quality loans, and that there was no proof it intended any deception.

Posted by: Mongo at May 23, 2016 03:42 PM (e8kgV)

425 Note... all Young White Women...

Making a living off of the Social Justice version of Munchhausen by Proxy... Offended by Proxy...(ie they are perpetually offended on behalf of other people...).

Posted by: Don Q at May 23, 2016 03:42 PM (qf6WZ)

426 419 Minecraft inventor Markus Persson is suitably chastened after twitter freakout over his deployment of "c#nt":

"I've now manunderstood the c word is way more loaded in the US than I thought. I should've manused it less."
Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2016 03:41 PM (NOIQH)

Damn I want to buy this guy a beer.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 23, 2016 03:42 PM (0mRoj)

427 Bernie Sanders gets to name five members of the Democrat platform committee. Hillary names six members and the DNC (WhatzernameSchlitz presumably) names four.

Bernie announced his picks yesterday and they are fucking unbelievable.

James Zogby, former pollster and full time Israel hater.
Bill McKibben, Harvard English major, cofounder of 350.org and Middlebury professor who has corrupted more young minds than any twelve other Communists in America
Cornel West, Princeton professor and professional Communist rabble-rouser
Keith Ellison, Minneapolis Congressman, first muslim elected to Congress and terrorist sympathizer
Deborah Parker, ANSWER coalition activist responsible for agitating among Native Americans.

Hillary appointed a bunch of socialist cronies and DWS appointed another bunch of insider Democrats.

Just. Shoot. Me. Now.

Posted by: MTF at May 23, 2016 03:42 PM (/m8T6)

428 @23: "Off camera sits an empty box of donuts."

Nope, a box filled with a bunch of donuts cut in half.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 23, 2016 03:42 PM (rznWS)

429 I can see that they're all white (maybe a couple ethnic) and NO MEN.

Is that supposed to be something to celebrate?

Looks
like the Robot singularity will benefit women and not men. Once again
fellows we've invented ourselves out of our jobs. Only this time may be
permanent.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 23, 2016 03:41 PM (Xo1Rt)


I am fully functional in all modalities.

Posted by: Cmdr Data at May 23, 2016 03:43 PM (JO9+V)

430 "I believe they are properly referred to as Gyno-Americans."


No, I think that is the more southern group.

These are more commonly referred to on government forma as Brassiere-Americans.

Or Coneheads.

I've heard it both ways.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 23, 2016 03:43 PM (ptqRm)

431 Markus Persson @notch 3 hours ago

For those curious, one c word is worth about eight f bombs in the us.

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/nods sagely

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 23, 2016 03:43 PM (9krrF)

432
There is a possibility that they aren't all lesbians so diversity!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 23, 2016 03:43 PM (493sH)

433 "and shot a trooper in the shoulder (he's fine),"

No. The Trooper is not dead and will mostly recover after a lot of pain and suffering. Thanks Trooper for your efforts. Sorry about the shoulder.

Posted by: huh? at May 23, 2016 03:43 PM (j2xmV)

434 420 Former Breitbart News, Daily Caller, Fox News, PJ Media, and Reason TV associate Michelle Fields announced Sunday night that she is joining the left-wing Huffington Post website to cover the Donald Trump campaign.

Is that before or after she get's out of intensive care?


Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2016 03:41 PM (V/InG


It just goes to show that we hire the Handicapped!

Posted by: Huff Po at May 23, 2016 03:44 PM (qf6WZ)

435 Nice pic. Confirms what anyone who bothered expected. White, middle-class American women/ feminists. The most privldedged class of chicks who ever existed in the history of mankind. This won't go on much longer.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at May 23, 2016 03:44 PM (fSpRi)

436 One of the first "memes" I saw on FB yesterday was an image of the NRA Board juxtaposed against the HuffPo Editrixes. Thought it was pretty good.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 23, 2016 03:44 PM (2cS/G)

437 Proof that there is at least one guy at Huff Post ...


Lego Sets Are Becoming Much More Violent

A new study found that the number of Lego weapons has skyrocketed since 1970.

Ryan Grenoble Editor at The Huffington Post

In what may be a sad reflection of society as a whole, a new study has found Legos have become increasingly more violent in the last 30 years.

The study, conducted by the University of Canterbury, looked at the number weapons included in Lego kits produced since 1978 (the first year weapons were available) and the perceived violence in imagery created by the company. It found an "exponential increases of violence over time" in both categories.

While the iconic, brightly colored toy blocks have existed since 1949, the first weapons weren't introduced until 1978, when a castle kit included "a sword, a halberd, and a lance."

Posted by: Efrem Zimbalist Jr. at May 23, 2016 03:45 PM (e8kgV)

438 We're going to be expanding our outreach program, PRONTO.

Posted by: The Huffington Post at May 23, 2016 03:45 PM (8ZskC)

439 Well to be fair, Grenoble self-identifies as Ryan. Real name - Lola.

I saw it on the Internets so it must be true.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2016 03:46 PM (6TBbF)

440 All of them are cycling on Debbie Wasserman-Schulz's monthly as well

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 23, 2016 03:46 PM (39g3+)

441 412 Think I'll go home and boil some peanuts.
Posted by: Weasel
----------------------
Stop by the grocery store on the way.
Pick up a packet of Zatarains crab boil to add.
Thank me later.

Posted by: Howard Dean at May 23, 2016 03:46 PM (YaSSM)

442 The study, conducted by the University of Canterbury,

--

Well, on the bright side, at least it wasn't our tax dollars that funded this.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 23, 2016 03:47 PM (KUaJL)

443 Seriously though, how many Womyn's studies degrees you figure we're looking at here?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 23, 2016 03:47 PM (39g3+)

444 419 Minecraft inventor Markus Persson is suitably chastened after twitter freakout over his deployment of "c#nt":

"I've now manunderstood the c word is way more loaded in the US than I thought. I should've manused it less."

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2016 03:41 PM (NOIQH)


Yes, he was forced into that apology when the 12 women who actually play minecraft threatened to boycott the game...

Posted by: Don Q... waiting for Total War Warhammer to release... at May 23, 2016 03:47 PM (qf6WZ)

445 Hey, that pic looks like the college 'who carries the mattress this week " committee.

And they will draw numbers to see who gets to be the lesbian of the week. Research for those all important relevant articles.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 23, 2016 03:48 PM (P2AQp)

446
There's a custody battle going on for the cop killer's pitbull mentioned above. Apparently two douche bag women each want the dog. Right now the authorities have the dog.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 03:48 PM (/7JDl)

447 >>A new study found that the number of Lego weapons has skyrocketed since 1970.


They're Brick Arms, and they're awesome.
Translation of article: "How dare Lego and associated businesses cater to your boys' interests!!"


Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2016 03:48 PM (NOIQH)

448 Well to be more precise Taylor - Journalism majors with Womyn Grievance Mongering minors.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2016 03:48 PM (6TBbF)

449 Nobody in that picture is more than 3 years out of college: cheap, easily manipulated, ignorant. Perfect for a corporation.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 23, 2016 03:48 PM (39g3+)

450 ...other than the key civil rights talking points?...

That leave out that the republicans did all the real work while the Democrats were pro-segregation. That Rosa Parks and the bus incident was staged.

Posted by: huh? at May 23, 2016 03:48 PM (j2xmV)

451 420 Former Breitbart News, Daily Caller, Fox News, PJ Media, and Reason TV associate Michelle Fields announced Sunday night that she is joining the left-wing Huffington Post website to cover the Donald Trump campaign

Because she is totally unbiased.....

Posted by: Jen the original at May 23, 2016 03:49 PM (P2AQp)

452 I mean, that's not really fair, Ace... there is one 'Asian-y' looking woman there, don't they get a 1/2 point for that? I thought diversity was good but there's none in the pic! I am so confused... =P (/s)

I think it's hysterical they don't realise that picture isn't anything to be proud of.

Posted by: Linlithgow at May 23, 2016 03:49 PM (Gim9y)

453 Posted by: Sharkman at May 23, 2016 03:25 PM (pIIW9)

Too late.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


Forgot to add my sarc tag

Posted by: Sharkman at May 23, 2016 03:49 PM (pIIW9)

454 Why is the video feed on the wall just a reverse shot of the table?

Posted by: TexasDan at May 23, 2016 03:49 PM (M0ddJ)

455 Bernie announced his picks yesterday and they are fucking unbelievable.

James Zogby, former pollster and full time Israel hater.
Bill McKibben, Harvard English major, cofounder of 350.org and Middlebury professor who has corrupted more young minds than any twelve other Communists in America
Cornel West, Princeton professor and professional Communist rabble-rouser
Keith Ellison, Minneapolis Congressman, first muslim elected to Congress and terrorist sympathizer
Deborah Parker, ANSWER coalition activist responsible for agitating among Native Americans.

Hillary appointed a bunch of socialist cronies and DWS appointed another bunch of insider Democrats.

Just. Shoot. Me. Now.
Posted by: MTF at May 23, 2016 03:42 PM (/m8T6)


That's soem fuckin list. LMAO

Trump could use that list in a Add.

Yeah let's not help Trump get elected? THAT is what is waiting in the wings!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2016 03:49 PM (V/InG)

456 That Rosa Parks and the bus incident was staged.

Are you saying her feet weren't really tired?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2016 03:50 PM (8ZskC)

457 441 Thanks gor the suggestion - I have a general purpose creole seasoning I use (Tony Chachere's) Or Dillo Dust (LaRue Tactical)

Posted by: Weasel at May 23, 2016 03:50 PM (6xtq3)

458 I can't tell if this is fake or not.

http://bit.ly/1OJwzJG

Posted by: alexthechick- Darth Sugartits at May 23, 2016 03:51 PM (mf5HN)

459 446
There's a custody battle going on for the cop killer's pitbull mentioned above. Apparently two douche bag women each want the dog. Right now the authorities have the dog.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 03:48 PM (/7JDl)

They could always send it to Obama, as a compromise.

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2016 03:51 PM (sdxPm)

460 There was a black woman present at the meeting, but when the picture was taken, she was out getting coffee for the other ladies.

Posted by: V the K at May 23, 2016 03:51 PM (O7MnT)

461 These are more commonly referred to on government forma as Brassiere-Americans.



Or Coneheads.



I believe the preferred term is "people of boob."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 23, 2016 03:52 PM (oKE6c)

462 To be fair, that first woman on the left has a hell-raiser looking smile. I bet she knows something pretty funny about most of the people at that table. She and her fellow blond buddy look like the mean girls at the table. That brunette third down on the right looks intimidated. Is she being bullied?

Posted by: MTF at May 23, 2016 03:52 PM (/m8T6)

463
That reminds me, aren't we overdue for a really stupid tweet from Cher?

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 03:52 PM (/7JDl)

464 I think it's hysterical they don't realise that picture isn't anything to be proud of.

But it's the exact same mix they see every year at the Lilith Fair.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2016 03:52 PM (8ZskC)

465 Yaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgggghhh.
Damn sock.

Looks like you have it covered, weasel.
I lerv me some boiled peanuts...

Posted by: Chi at May 23, 2016 03:52 PM (YaSSM)

466
Former Breitbart News, Daily Caller, Fox News, PJ Media, and Reason TV associate Michelle Fields announced Sunday night that she is joining the left-wing Huffington Post website to cover the Donald Trump campaign.

Saturday was armed forces day.

Posted by: Armless Hammer at May 23, 2016 03:52 PM (k4M/B)

467 God I'm sick of white grad students telling me about privilege.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 23, 2016 03:52 PM (wOKJp)

468 >>I can't tell if this is fake or not.


http://bit.ly/1OJwzJG


I really hope it's a fake, because that is weapons-grade stupid.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2016 03:53 PM (NOIQH)

469 AlextheChick, that image and text.

The Hapsburgs have nothing on the brain dead idiots alive today.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2016 03:53 PM (6TBbF)

470 I can't tell if this is fake or not.

http://bit.ly/1OJwzJG
Posted by: alexthechick- Darth Sugartits at May 23, 2016 03:51 PM (mf5HN)


That's pretty demented.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2016 03:53 PM (8ZskC)

471 456 That Rosa Parks and the bus incident was staged.
Are you saying her feet weren't really tired?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2016 03:50 PM (8ZskC)




So ... her feet "wasn't no ways tahred?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 23, 2016 03:54 PM (oKE6c)

472 458 I can't tell if this is fake or not.

http://bit.ly/1OJwzJG

Posted by: alexthechick- Darth Sugartits at May 23, 2016 03:51 PM (mf5HN)
-----------------------------------------------------

Holee Fuk. That looks like a joke.

A joke, right?

*MTF, male, looks nervously toward the door*

Posted by: MTF at May 23, 2016 03:54 PM (/m8T6)

473 I can't tell if this is fake or not.

http://bit.ly/1OJwzJG
Posted by: alexthechick- Darth Sugartits



I recommend flamethrowing, just to be safe.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at May 23, 2016 03:54 PM (1xUj/)

474 Nobody in that picture is more than 3 years out of college: cheap, easily manipulated, ignorant. Perfect for a corporation.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 23, 2016 03:48 PM (39g3+)

They're desperate, desperate for VALIDATION! they just want to MAKE A DIFFERENCE, they want to show their Dad's that yes... I AM SOMEONE.....!

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2016 03:54 PM (sdxPm)

475 I actually notice the whiteness less than I notice all the vacuous self-satisfied grinning.

Posted by: V the K at May 23, 2016 03:54 PM (O7MnT)

476 I really hope it's a fake, because that is weapons-grade stupid.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2016 03:53 PM (NOIQH)



I am going to assume it's a MacKinnon quote because it's stupid enough to be one and that is my reality and who is anyone else to deny my reality?

Posted by: alexthechick- Darth Sugartits at May 23, 2016 03:55 PM (mf5HN)

477 Yeah man! And you're in p'nut country too, IIRC.

Posted by: Weasel at May 23, 2016 03:55 PM (6xtq3)

478 " I can't tell if this is fake or not. "

As near as I can tell, the argument offered is that 100% of females born can grow up to be potential prostitutes.

They don't say it directly, but it follows their offered position on male children.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 23, 2016 03:55 PM (ptqRm)

479 "Do you think it's wise to even consider pulling somebody like a Sherrod Brown or a Elizabeth Warren out of the United States Senate at a time when Democrats are trying to win the body back," MSNBC's Joy Ann Reid, no known relation, asked the senator.

"If we have a Republican governor in any of the states the answer is not only no, but hell no," Reid replied. "I would do whatever I can and I think most of my Democratic colleagues here would say the same thing."

NB: Governors: Charlie Baker (MA-R), John Kasich (OH-R)


Posted by: Jorge Ramos at May 23, 2016 03:55 PM (e8kgV)

480
The photo takes me back to my time in college. All those girls you see in the photo would be the type of girls on campus you'd see in the library or in the food court or in a classroom sitting on the floor with their Macs in their lap.

That is a "thing to do" on campus -- sit on the floor with your computer even if there are plenty of chairs in the room. You see this shit by young people in airports, too.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 03:56 PM (/7JDl)

481 These are more commonly referred to on government forma as Brassiere-Americans.





Or Coneheads.




I believe the preferred term is "people of boob."




Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 23, 2016 03:52 PM (oKE6c)


"Cup People"

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 23, 2016 03:56 PM (JO9+V)

482 and Cher comes through...

https://twitter.com/cher/status/733846351692206081

Posted by: MTF at May 23, 2016 03:56 PM (/m8T6)

483 Totally off topic...

Mowed the front lawn yesterday with the small push mower. 8200 steps, according to FitBit.


Posted by: jwest at May 23, 2016 03:56 PM (Zs4uk)

484 Regarding the picture, I think the Wicca Rules state that no coven may have more than 13 members, so someone's getting voted out.

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2016 03:56 PM (sdxPm)

485 I can't tell if this is fake or not.
http://bit.ly/1OJwzJG
Posted by: alexthechick
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Kind of brings a whole new meaning to the term "motherfucker."

Posted by: Chi at May 23, 2016 03:57 PM (YaSSM)

486 Here is another group of really white people lacking in diversity.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/j9kvdof

But I think they have an excuse. The MaCaughey sextuplets Graduate high school.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 23, 2016 03:57 PM (Mxs5H)

487 I always thought it was the guys who were born by Caesarian section that you really have to keep an eye on.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2016 03:57 PM (8ZskC)

488 I believe the preferred term is "people of boob."


For short, you can just call them "boobs," it has a long and traditional heritage.


That is a "thing to do" on campus -- sit on the floor with your computer even if there are plenty of chairs in the room.


Is that where they got that thing for bishop on NCIS? I knew I bailed on that show too late.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 23, 2016 03:57 PM (39g3+)

489 JEEBUS. VA Sec. compare waits at the VA to "waiting in line for a few hours for a ride at Disneyland."

Just now on Cavuto.

Un-fucking-believable.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2016 03:57 PM (1ZOkK)

490 YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME DAD! I'M A SENIOR EDITOR AT HUFFPO DAD!!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 23, 2016 03:57 PM (/CXhS)

491 "Cup People"


Posted by: Count de Monet at May 23, 2016 03:56 PM (JO9+V)

That's offensive! The preferred term is "people of cup." That one is A-OK.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 23, 2016 03:58 PM (oKE6c)

492 >>I am going to assume it's a MacKinnon quote because it's stupid enough
to be one and that is my reality and who is anyone else to deny my
reality?

Then it should be pointed out that the lil' penis-wielding fetus *did* get consent to be in there, because dad was invited in, right?

Unless there's some new-fangled, Gattaca-esque consent to conceive a boy rather than a girl process I'm not aware of....?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2016 03:58 PM (NOIQH)

493 and Cher comes through...

https://twitter.com/cher/status/733846351692206081



Oh that's awesome.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at May 23, 2016 03:58 PM (1xUj/)

494 "Nobody in that picture is more than 3 years out of college: cheap, easily manipulated, ignorant. Perfect for a corporation."

My take was that every one of them has an account on their neighborhood NextDoor social website.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 23, 2016 03:58 PM (ptqRm)

495 JEEBUS. VA Sec. compare waits at the VA to "waiting in line for a few hours for a ride at Disneyland.


IOW, veterans can expect a long wait to ride the Indiana Jones Temple of Oncology.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 23, 2016 03:59 PM (8ZskC)

496 'When you go to Disney, do they measure the number of hours you wait in line? Or what's important?' McDonald told reporters at a Christian Science Monitor breakfast in Washington. 'What's important is what's your satisfaction with the experience?'



'cause same same

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 23, 2016 04:00 PM (/CXhS)

497 Unless there's some new-fangled, Gattaca-esque consent to conceive a boy rather than a girl process I'm not aware of....?



Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2016 03:58 PM (NOIQH)


Are turkey basters now considered high-tech?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 23, 2016 04:00 PM (oKE6c)

498 I can't tell if this is fake or not.

http://bit.ly/1OJwzJG

Posted by: alexthechick


Work doesn't like those links. Summary?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 23, 2016 04:00 PM (LUG6K)

499
Liberal rules are for you stupid, stingy people over there.

For the rule-makers themselves, it's milk and apples all the way.

Posted by: iforgot at May 23, 2016 04:00 PM (pC96u)

500 HuffPo, your favorite sorority newsletter.

Posted by: Foucault's Pendulous Balls at May 23, 2016 04:00 PM (iLoHX)

501 492 >>I am going to assume it's a MacKinnon quote because it's stupid enough
to be one and that is my reality and who is anyone else to deny my
reality?

Then it should be pointed out that the lil' penis-wielding fetus *did* get consent to be in there, because dad was invited in, right?

Unless there's some new-fangled, Gattaca-esque consent to conceive a boy rather than a girl process I'm not aware of....?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2016 03:58 PM (NOIQH)

All sex is rape, didnt you know?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 23, 2016 04:01 PM (0mRoj)

502 Guys, this is the scene where the T-800 series Mansplaininator walks into the Huffington Post boardroom and says...."I'll Be Back"

AAAAAAND ACTION!

Posted by: James Cameron at May 23, 2016 04:01 PM (MNzex)

503 Then it should be pointed out that the lil' penis-wielding fetus *did* get consent to be in there, because dad was invited in, right?


Just because you invite in one dick doesn't mean now it's an open house.

Posted by: A Deranged Femynist at May 23, 2016 04:01 PM (8ZskC)

504 >>Are turkey basters now considered high-tech?


Still invited in, though, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2016 04:01 PM (NOIQH)

505 My take was that every one of them has an account on their neighborhood NextDoor social website.

And Tinder...

Work doesn't like those links. Summary?

baby boys rape mommy by being inside her without informed consent.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 23, 2016 04:01 PM (39g3+)

506 VA Secretary Disney doesn't measure length of lines neither should the VA?

A) he is fuckin wrong, Disney does tell you the time you have to wait and they always lie a tad so you don't wait as long as you thought and you think you won

B) Is he fuckin kidding? And he is in charge?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2016 04:02 PM (V/InG)

507 As a Appalachian Hillbilly of Scots/Irish decent I can certainly identify with the whiteness of that group.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 23, 2016 04:02 PM (iONHu)

508 'When you go to Disney, do they measure the number
of hours you wait in line? Or what's important?' McDonald told reporters
at a Christian Science Monitor breakfast in Washington. 'What's
important is what's your satisfaction with the experience?'







'cause same same

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 23, 2016 04:00 PM (/CXhS)



At least at WDW I can get Mickey Ice Cream on a stick.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 23, 2016 04:02 PM (JO9+V)

509 Then it should be pointed out that the lil' penis-wielding fetus *did* get consent to be in there, because dad was invited in, right?

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Nope. Consent can be revoked retroactively at any time in the future, if she becomes regretful of the act.

According to those idiots, anyway.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 23, 2016 04:02 PM (KUaJL)

510 "The photo takes me back to my time in college. All those girls you see in the photo would be the type of girls on campus you'd see in the library or in the food court or in a classroom sitting on the floor with their Macs in their lap. "

No shit.

And it looks like every laptop in that picture is an Apple product

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 23, 2016 04:02 PM (ptqRm)

511 Work doesn't like those links. Summary?


A woman pregnant with a masculine child has a non-consensual penis inside her therefore all men grow up thinking rape is OK.

Or words to that effect. I'm not going back there.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at May 23, 2016 04:02 PM (1xUj/)

512 489 JEEBUS. VA Sec. compare waits at the VA to "waiting in line for a few hours for a ride at Disneyland."

Just now on Cavuto.

Un-fucking-believable.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2016 03:57 PM (1ZOkK)

Yeah, cause Disneyland is just another place you go to be be neglected and abused and lied to .... you know, as I write this...

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2016 04:02 PM (sdxPm)

513 Dey all be white.
Dey all be wimminz.
Dey all be about da social justice.
Dey all be grinnin like dey be havin a snake up dey ass.

Posted by: Snatchmo at May 23, 2016 04:03 PM (/f6Nd)

514 Work doesn't like those links. Summary?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 23, 2016 04:00 PM (LUG6K)

When a male is in the womb he is learning that his penis is already in a vagina without consent. Therefore every male is a potential rapist.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 23, 2016 04:03 PM (/CXhS)

515 Is anyone in the RICCO Admin an adult and competent?
Yeah yeah rhetorical question

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2016 04:03 PM (V/InG)

516 It's dicks all the way down.

Posted by: Feminism at May 23, 2016 04:03 PM (k4M/B)

517 My favorite Hag sign from a Bernie! rally;


http://tinyurl.com/h6mky5s

Posted by: Marcus T at May 23, 2016 04:04 PM (O0lVq)

518 I raped everyone in that picture.

Posted by: eleven at May 23, 2016 04:04 PM (qUNWi)

519
I can't tell if this is fake or not.>>>

Any boy that is born to a mother who believes that is in for 18 years of punishment.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 23, 2016 04:04 PM (Mxs5H)

520 Thanks everyone.

I feel dumber even without having seen it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 23, 2016 04:04 PM (LUG6K)

521
My take was that every one of them has an account on their neighborhood NextDoor social website.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
------------------
Hey now! I happen to have a Nextdoor acct.
I'm suspended because, well, I guess cat ladies don't like being called cat ladies. And i guess when the moderator told me to stop, I shouldn't have called him a cat lady, too...

Posted by: Chi at May 23, 2016 04:04 PM (YaSSM)

522 At least at WDW I can get Mickey Ice Cream on a stick.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 23, 2016 04:02 PM (JO9+V)

At WDW prices I hope you have a good insurance plan

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 23, 2016 04:04 PM (/CXhS)

523
Oh, I almost forgot, the girls who went out of their way to sit on the floor in rooms on campus with their Macs also liked to take their shoes off, and wear a sweater, and sip on a Starbuck's coffee.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 04:05 PM (/7JDl)

524 TUNA PARTY!

Posted by: Foucault's Pendulous Balls at May 23, 2016 04:05 PM (iLoHX)

525 Chuck Berry cannot perform My Dingaling any longer.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 23, 2016 04:05 PM (JO9+V)

526 Even the Chinese girls.

Posted by: eleven at May 23, 2016 04:05 PM (qUNWi)

527 Isn't the point that they are all women? Aren't the icons in the twitter post saying 'girl strong'

If the right had any balls they would be agitating for diversity in such places lest they become an echo chamber.

Posted by: Ring at May 23, 2016 04:05 PM (fSsZa)

528 512 489 JEEBUS. VA Sec. compare waits at the VA to "waiting in line for a few hours for a ride at Disneyland."
Just now on Cavuto.
Un-fucking-believable.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2016 03:57 PM (1ZOkK)
Yeah, cause Disneyland is just another place you go to be be neglected and abused and lied to .... you know, as I write this...
Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2016 04:02 PM (sdxPm)



Because entertainment and getting life-saving therapy are pretty much interchangeable in importance.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 23, 2016 04:06 PM (oKE6c)

529 And it looks like every laptop in that picture is an Apple product

I'm guessing they have Apple Watches too.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 23, 2016 04:06 PM (39g3+)

530 The Marine from Baltimore who is staying with us was injured in A-stan. I don't know what kind of injury (and of course, won't ask), but he has some sort of tic. Sweet young man.

Anyhow, when he and his girlfriend were ready for me to give them a lay-of-the-land tour (at the crack of noon), he asked asked about our VA, and I was honest. It's shitty.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2016 04:06 PM (1ZOkK)

531 "Hey now! I happen to have a Nextdoor acct.
I'm suspended because, well, I guess cat ladies don't like being called cat ladies. And i guess when the moderator told me to stop, I shouldn't have called him a cat lady, too..."

it's Cat Ladies, Hipsters, Vegans,and SJW's all the way down.

I read our for the comedy.

And the metrosexual guys asking to borrow tools.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 23, 2016 04:07 PM (ptqRm)

532
I was older when I went to college. The thing that struck me hardest was how childish the other students were. It was like they regressed 10 years from their maturity in high school.

They sat on the floor, indian style, like little children in kindergarten.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 04:07 PM (/7JDl)

533 Because entertainment and getting life-saving therapy are pretty much interchangeable in importance.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 23, 2016 04:06 PM (oKE6c)

A great explanation of Government Insurance.

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2016 04:07 PM (sdxPm)

534 And it looks like every laptop in that picture is an Apple product



I'm guessing they have Apple Watches too.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 23, 2016 04:06 PM (39g3+)


And iRabbits.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 23, 2016 04:07 PM (JO9+V)

535 What's so funny is he first time I ever even heard of that Next Door website it was a lady looking for her cat.

Posted by: eleven at May 23, 2016 04:07 PM (qUNWi)

536 I was older when I went to college. The thing that struck me hardest was how childish the other students were. It was like they regressed 10 years from their maturity in high school.

They sat on the floor, indian style, like little children in kindergarten.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 04:07 PM (/7JDl)

No, they didn't individually regress. College students these days don't get to that level of maturity in the first place.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 23, 2016 04:08 PM (KUaJL)

537 They sat on the floor, indian style, like little children in kindergarten.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 04:07 PM (/7JDl)

It's "criss-cross applesauce" not "indian style" these days. Yeah, I know.

Posted by: josephistan at May 23, 2016 04:08 PM (7HtZB)

538 Oh, I almost forgot, the girls who went out of their way to sit on the floor in rooms on campus with their Macs also liked to take their shoes off, and wear a sweater, and sip on a Starbuck's coffee.


That makes you young.


Go to the back of the room and stifle yourself. Your opinions will be considered in twenty years. Or not.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at May 23, 2016 04:09 PM (1xUj/)

539 Alternate caption: Meeting of the transgendered Black Panthers

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 23, 2016 04:09 PM (326rv)

540 Oh, I almost forgot, the girls who went out of their way to sit on the floor in rooms on campus with their Macs also liked to take their shoes off, and wear a sweater, and sip on a Starbuck's coffee.



Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 04:05 PM (/7JDl)


Because then it isn't like actually work it is more like a slumber party.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Lighter Fluid, Charcoal, and Othe Car-Be-Cue Supplies at the Outrage Outlet at May 23, 2016 04:09 PM (hLRSq)

541 "Hey now! I happen to have a Nextdoor acct.

I'm suspended because, well, I guess cat ladies don't like being
called cat ladies. And i guess when the moderator told me to stop, I
shouldn't have called him a cat lady, too..."



it's Cat Ladies, Hipsters, Vegans,and SJW's all the way down.



I read our for the comedy.



And the metrosexual guys asking to borrow tools.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 23, 2016 04:07 PM (ptqRm)


And the single moms asking for free help with every damn little thing.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 23, 2016 04:09 PM (JO9+V)

542 I always thought it was the guys who were born by Caesarian section that you really have to keep an eye on.-----------Cicero

Looks around nervously

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at May 23, 2016 04:09 PM (0x/TW)

543 Our neighborhood has an FB account, it has helped in the recovery of dozens of lost dogs since I joined a year or two ago. Anything that results in fewer dead/missing pets is a good thing.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 23, 2016 04:09 PM (2cS/G)

544 "What's so funny is he first time I ever even heard of that Next Door website it was a lady looking for her cat."

Sort of lends credence to my assertion, yes?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 23, 2016 04:09 PM (ptqRm)

545 I guess i'll wait until Sunday's gun article to talk about the NRA convention.

Great convention, convention location and logistics not so great.

Attended the NRA-ILA forum and heard Trump. It was , yes, incredible, LOL. He has the ability to speak to the audience and make them feel that he is talking directly to them , while sitting on a stool in their garage, and understanding what they are doing to fix the lawnmower.

In other words, he has an excellent ability to connect to his audience/constituents. He doesn't come across in person like a rich jerk who is secretly sneering at everyone.

Highly recommend watching Chris Cox speech to the ILA. With the use of recent video of Hillary's own words regarding the Supreme Court, the Heller decision, and what she wants to do to gut the second amendment, it puts into perspective what exactly is at stake in this election. Link below.

http://tinyurl.com/johx8yu

Also recommend watching Mark Oz Geist speech. located also at the NRA ILA website liked above.He and his cospeaker recounted what happened at Benghazi when Hillary and Obama left them and all the others to die at the hands of terrorists. I was enraged by the end of their comments.

I happened to be at a gun manufacturers booth when in wandered Don Jr. and his wife. They were shlubbing around the show just like the rest of us. Very pleasant couple, no security, etc. Jr. was interested in the manufacturer's 1911, as he said he carries one typically. I stood next to his wife, who picked up a couple of handguns as I was doing to judge the grip size, etc. Quiet lady, quite gracious. If you have ever been to the NRA convention, the show floor is literally packed all day with attendees. It was simply a fluke I was in the same place as they were.

They left the booth, holding hands, then wandered again later into another booth that Mr.Jen and I were visiting. Trying hard to not attract a lot of attention.....

Posted by: Jen the original at May 23, 2016 04:10 PM (P2AQp)

546 542
I always thought it was the guys who were born by Caesarian section that you really have to keep an eye on.-----------Cicero



D'oh Boy was a c-section baby. *cough*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2016 04:10 PM (1ZOkK)

547 "And the single moms asking for free help with every damn little thing."

NannyShare


That's the new big thing with us.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 23, 2016 04:11 PM (ptqRm)

548

Honest to gob, I've seen girls wearing blankets on the campus' floors as they played/studied on their Macs. Because they're always cold, you see, and they need everyone to know they're cold and like to get cozy in public. Yet they still took off their shoes.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 04:11 PM (/7JDl)

549 I've never heard of Nextdoor.com, and I'm confused. On the one hand, it seems neat, but on the other hand...

you live right next to these people. If you want to talk to them... they're in your neighborhood. I talk to you guys on here because you live around the freakin' world from me. I talk to people on Facebook because they live around the world. Literally, I have followers on there from places like Nigeria and Romania.

But next door? I can walk out and say hi in person!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 23, 2016 04:11 PM (39g3+)

550 Michelle Fields announced Sunday night that she is joining the left-wing Huffington Post website to cover the Donald Trump campaign.


Bias? What's that?

Posted by: Foucault's Pendulous Balls at May 23, 2016 04:11 PM (iLoHX)

551 No wonder their articles read like they're written by teenage girls.

Posted by: Ann in transit at May 23, 2016 04:11 PM (89cTB)

552 Oh dear. In addition to not being very diverse, they're also apparently very thin-skinned. I just read the Twitter feed.

It looks like The Stepford Wives, Editorial version.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 23, 2016 04:12 PM (O0lVq)

553 Where's all the white wimmen at?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2016 04:12 PM (lxWk3)

554 No coffee, no ashtrays, all Apple laptops, ... gag, that meeting would not be a safe place for me.

Posted by: Jean at May 23, 2016 04:12 PM (Doh4+)

555 I've never heard of Nextdoor.com, and I'm confused. On the one hand, it seems neat, but on the other hand...

you live right next to these people. If you want to talk to them... they're in your neighborhood. I talk to you guys on here because you live around the freakin' world from me. I talk to people on Facebook because they live around the world. Literally, I have followers on there from places like Nigeria and Romania.

But next door? I can walk out and say hi in person!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 23, 2016 04:11 PM (39g3+)


If I don't talk to my neighbors, I can just assume that I won't get along with them.

If I do talk to them, I might find out that I was right.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 23, 2016 04:13 PM (KUaJL)

556 VIA,



Any news?


Should the Roof Koreans assemble?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 23, 2016 04:13 PM (/CXhS)

557 Meh, HuffPo is an echo chamber for liberals anyway. So that' probably the appropriate staff selection.

By the way, if I am a guy who did not get promoted into one of those jobs or was turned down after an interview, I'm suing and gonna win.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 23, 2016 04:14 PM (O0lVq)

558 535 What's so funny is he first time I ever even heard of that Next Door website it was a lady looking for her cat.
Posted by: eleven
-----------------
Heh.
That was cited in an email from Nextdoor.com to me.

I openly called it the "HALP!MyCatGotOutAgain!" app in one post.

*one chick couple lost one of their cats, then finally found it's dried up corpse behind the water heater two weeks later. In a tiny 1 bedroom apt.

Posted by: Chi at May 23, 2016 04:14 PM (YaSSM)

559 Sitting on the floor instead of in a perfectly servicable chair is more " authentic" dontcha know. It's right there in the Progressive Hipster Stylebook.
It's showing Solidarity with the Chairless Persons of Color.

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2016 04:14 PM (sdxPm)

560 It's "criss-cross applesauce" not "indian style" these days.

I can just envision the Dolores Umbridge that came up with that one

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 23, 2016 04:15 PM (39g3+)

561
noof

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 04:15 PM (/7JDl)

562 I've never heard of Nextdoor.com, and I'm confused. On the one hand, it seems neat, but on the other hand...

you live right next to these people. If you want to talk to them... they're in your neighborhood. I talk to you guys on here because you live around the freakin' world from me. I talk to people on Facebook because they live around the world. Literally, I have followers on there from places like Nigeria and Romania.

But next door? I can walk out and say hi in person!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor


You get to be the guy who follows up every missing cat post with a comment about the coyote sightings.

Honestly, Nextdoor is the only reason Ive known anything about 2 dead bodies and an arson in my neighborhood. Its not like the paper that I dont read anyways even pretends to cover local news.

Posted by: Jean at May 23, 2016 04:15 PM (Doh4+)

563 But next door? I can walk out and say hi in person!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 23, 2016 04:11 PM (39g3+)


Just a high tech anonymous way to talk shit about you

Posted by: Christopher Taylor's Neighbors at May 23, 2016 04:15 PM (/CXhS)

564 Where's all the white wimmen at?/i]

Oh, we found 'em!

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at May 23, 2016 04:16 PM (39g3+)

565 And the metrosexual guys asking to borrow tools.



Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 23, 2016 04:07 PM (ptqRm)



I'm not on NextDoor, but I've had metrosexual guys asking me not to borrow tools, but to come DO stuff for them. They seem to think that they're chicks. One of them has an unemployed (and unemployable) son in his 30s (a pussy, needless to say, and a dead ringer for Pajama Boy), and yet wanted me to come to his place and perform heavy manual labor for an afternoon while he watched, if his schedule permitted, and he felt like it.


I'm not making this up.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 23, 2016 04:16 PM (oKE6c)

566
I've never heard of Nextdoor.com, and I'm confused. On the one hand, it seems neat, but on the other hand...

you live right next to these people. If you want to talk to them... they're in your neighborhood. I talk to you guys on here because you live around the freakin' world from me. I talk to people on Facebook because they live around the world. Literally, I have followers on there from places like Nigeria and Romania.

But next door? I can walk out and say hi in person!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 23, 2016 04:11 PM (39g3+)
-----------------------

Nextdoor's okay. You ask for advice on local handymen, where to buy or sell a bike, alert neighbors to suspicious outsiders, etc. We had a bizarre fly infestation in our neighborhood a coupla years ago and the restaurant people had the skinny on the whole thing.

Posted by: iforgot at May 23, 2016 04:18 PM (pC96u)

567 Sunday morning post on NextDoor by this single mom who is always in a crisis of some sort:

"I have a dining room table I need to b gone by
2 today I am selling for 150 , you must pick up from uhaul on 1960 and
perry road....please text if interested, can not hold , chairs are not
included."


Unsurprisingly, there were no takers.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 23, 2016 04:18 PM (JO9+V)

568 Ace doesn't know minorities when he sees them.

Posted by: Caliban at May 23, 2016 04:19 PM (DrC22)

569
They're all fat little piggies.

Posted by: Ed Anger at May 23, 2016 04:19 PM (RcpcZ)

570 It's a shame the emoticon for a woman looks like she's having an explosive period. I had to zoom in to see what it actually is.

Posted by: DangerDad at May 23, 2016 04:19 PM (L/9Im)

571 Sock off

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 23, 2016 04:20 PM (/CXhS)

572 Any news?


Should the Roof Koreans assemble?


All quiet.

Not expecting anything.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 23, 2016 04:21 PM (ptqRm)

573 All of these hose beasts look like of type of girls who eat 3 pints of Cherry Garcia and drink endless bottles of Barefoot Chardonnay when D-bags from Tinder and Ok Cupid don't want a second date. They all have upward inflecting, steel bending shrill voices. Vomit.

Posted by: LegzzzAkimbo at May 23, 2016 04:23 PM (659DL)

574 >>Yeah, cause Disneyland is just another place you go to be be neglected and abused and lied to .... you know, as I write this...


Does Disney fake entry gate numbers?
Does Disney stealthily remove you from the line without telling you?
Does Disney lie about removing you from the line without telling you?
Is ia visit to Disney a life or death situation, where if you don;t get to Space Mountain you may just die?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2016 04:23 PM (NOIQH)

575 >>It's a shame the emoticon for a woman looks like she's having an explosive period. I had to zoom in to see what it actually is.


What is it - and what is the arm emoticon's meaning?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2016 04:24 PM (NOIQH)

576 Not a single Oriental Negro in the bunch. Sorry just had to say it one last time.

Posted by: Dick Taylor CSA at May 23, 2016 04:26 PM (6OxS+)

577 @575 "What is it - and what is the arm emoticon's meaning?"

It's a ballerina in a red dress w/ red slippers en pointe. (At least that's what it looks like.)

I assume the meaning of the two is "strong women". When it just reads to me as "misandrists".

Posted by: DangerDad at May 23, 2016 04:27 PM (L/9Im)

578 Where have all the white girls gone
Long time passing,
Where have all the white girls gone
Long time ago.
Where have all the white girls gone...
Gone to HuffPo, every one!
When will they ever learn?
When will they e----ver learn?

Posted by: Peter, Paul & Mary at May 23, 2016 04:27 PM (DrC22)

579 I bet an entire 1000 comment thread could be made about the crazy NextDoor people.
Like VIA, I look at it as entertainment.

I can't wait 'til the city starts spraying for mosquitos again! You can get a flag of some sort to place in your lawn.
In theory, the guy driving the pickup spraying *whatever* 35 ft into the air is supposed to shut down the sprayer as he passes your 50' lot, saving your cats and children from deadly chemicals...

Yeah, really fun to read those.

Posted by: Chi at May 23, 2016 04:28 PM (YaSSM)

580 Even their laptops lack diversity.

Posted by: chachnach at May 23, 2016 04:29 PM (OEzcY)

581 " bet an entire 1000 comment thread could be made about the crazy NextDoor people.
Like VIA, I look at it as entertainment. "

Thousand comments?

yeh...easy.

Just google NextDoor, and look for results about NextDoor problems.

Total effort to shape opinion and community thought.

A tool of the left.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 23, 2016 04:35 PM (ptqRm)

582 Ace, your post is unfair.

I've seen SEVERAL black people play D&D, even at different times and locations.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 23, 2016 04:48 PM (TvYDK)

583 That they are all robots?

Posted by: Stephanie at May 23, 2016 04:55 PM (eLvFT)

584 The cop killer's mother is very upset at the police for shooting him.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 03:37 PM (/7JDl)


They should shoot her, too, for "reckless procreation".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2016 04:55 PM (lxWk3)

585 What did we just learn about the consequence of herding white people together like this? AIDS!!!1!!

And these all appear to be those 27 year old ninnies that Obama's army likes to exploit for their noble lack of awareness.

I can see tell these are AIDS h8rs by their dead eyes!

Posted by: DanMan at May 23, 2016 04:58 PM (RusNE)

586 There's a custody battle going on for the cop killer's pitbull mentioned above. Apparently two douche bag women each want the dog. Right now the authorities have the dog.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 23, 2016 03:48 PM (/7JDl)


I have a solution for that...

Posted by: King Solomon at May 23, 2016 05:01 PM (lxWk3)

587 And they are all victims. Just need one more female victim to be fully diversified, a victim of Trump: Michelle Fields, who should be prosecuted for filing a false police report. "I have no idea why I was restrained," after she violated Secret Service orders to stay back, coming up on Trump from behind and putting her hand on his arm, causing Trump to turn and raise his arm in a defensive posture, causing an SS agent (double lightening bolts!) to reach for her, causing Lewandowski to intercept her first and gently restrain her from further pursuit. She knew exactly why she was restrained. "But I'm a PRETTY girl!" A man really would have been thrown down and probably arrested. Yet all the beta males like Ben Shapiro (and Ace, sorry) couldn't help rushing to the aid of the damsel in proclaimed distress. How many times did Megan Kelly interview her over this alleged assault? What a pair. I mean what a pair of pairs.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at May 23, 2016 05:01 PM (5z7RS)

588 George Clooney says what?

Posted by: StrattonTEA at May 23, 2016 05:05 PM (IxnuM)

589 Whiter than a euchre game at a Dave Matthews Band concert.

Whiter than a Golden Corral dinner hosted by the Duran Duran fan club.

Whiter than a pick-up hockey game where the winners get a gift certificate to Ikea.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at May 23, 2016 05:07 PM (kumBu)

590 "You get to be the guy who follows up every missing cat post with a comment about the coyote sightings."

Yeah we had a thread going about plant swaps on our local Nextdoor. I offered to give for free any or all of the Sago Palms I have in my front yard and that jerk that talks about coyotes went on a rant about how poisonous those Sago Palms are. Now I'm DanMan, and pet poison is my specialty.

Posted by: DanMan at May 23, 2016 05:08 PM (RusNE)

591 Ladies and gentlemen, here are your Obama voters. Young, white, entitled little girls who scream "ZOMG I'M GONNA TOTALLY WRITE ABOUT THAT!!!" at absolutely anything. I never thought it was an exaggeration when Ben Rhodes called modern reporters know-nothing idiots, and here's the proof. You can look in the room and know the collective IQ hovers around 45.

And this is why I ignore all the screeching and harping from such idiotic publications such as the HuffingPuffing Post. Because that crew isn't practicing journalism, they're genuflecting to one another and jockeying to see who can be the most Outraged! about whatever random man is in the news that morning. The only thing missing from this shot is a line of Starbucks cups.

Posted by: sans_sheriff at May 23, 2016 05:08 PM (Wm49J)

592 You can't see the back, so maybe the Asian girl has a sweet Alienware gaming rig that she's playing Overwatch on, instead of the basic bitch pumpkin spice Macbook that everyone else has? #Stereotypes4ThaWin

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at May 23, 2016 05:14 PM (kumBu)

593 "Now I'm DanMan, and pet poison is my specialty."

Sure fire NextDoor conversation starters

Back yard rats, and how to poison them

Weeds, and how to chemically eradicate them

Lawn insects, and the best insecticide

Using RoundUp to edge your lawn

County Mosquito spray days, and how close to allow your children to follow the truck.


All proven conversation starters.

On NextDoor

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 23, 2016 05:14 PM (ptqRm)

594 "How can you tell?!? Seriously.

By her coloring, I might GUESS she had some Mediterranean heritage ---Greek, Lebanese, Italian, Iberian, N African, etc. I dunno. Could be Armenian or Jewish. "

I detect corn tortilla crumbs on her dress.

No. I have no idea.

Posted by: Harun at May 23, 2016 05:16 PM (UBBWX)

595 Yeah, I noticed you're all a bunch of 3s.

Posted by: bathtubby at May 23, 2016 06:00 PM (NQeWt)

596 "All proven conversation starters.

On NextDoor"

Yeah I can push buttons with the best of 'em. I mentioned cutting down a 34" dia oak and a similar size pine tree in my front yard and you'd thought I killed kittens. It was a hoot being lectured by people I can easily look up.

Posted by: DanMan at May 23, 2016 06:08 PM (RusNE)

597 The Michelle Fields saga (now at Huff Po...some conservative she was) is an example of why "White Knight" culture needs to come to an end. If women want to play with the boys they need to be treated like the boys.

Too many Western feminist want it both ways. They want power until they get into trouble and then demand a white knight save them when it gets rough. The sad part is historical women leaders like Elizabeth I or Margaret Thatcher, who actually did play with the boys and kicked rear, are instead attacked by western feminist as evil. If you want to teach girls how to lead those two are good examples, not modern feminist who demand a safe space, which in the old days was called the kitchen.

Posted by: William Eaton at May 23, 2016 06:21 PM (KhJh8)

598 Well, I guess we now know: "Where all the white women at??"

Posted by: Cleaving Little at May 23, 2016 06:28 PM (7YnaR)

599 Can't wait to pay their restroom a visit

Posted by: Kaitlin Jenner at May 23, 2016 06:31 PM (7YnaR)

600 Lots of boobs.

Posted by: Frank tauss at May 23, 2016 07:01 PM (ldYuy)

601 Theory: White people on the left have to scream the loudest about other white people's alleged privilege in order to maintain their own actual privilege...Rich white progressives like Matt Damon talk about other people's tax rates in order to avoid discussing their own.

Zuckerberg buys up properties to insulate himself from the illegals he embraces (and anyone else he needs to be insulated from) "conservationist" Leonardo DiCaprio flies private jet from Cannes to NYC for some dumb award and turns right around and hops back to Cannes.

Limousine liberals in DC use an SUV and driver to cross the street.


Posted by: tanstaafl at May 23, 2016 07:16 PM (VZQQp)

602 I've never seen so many Womyn's Studies majors in one place.

Posted by: Max Entropy at May 23, 2016 07:17 PM (cgtTL)

603 Bryn Mawr, Holyoke AND Columbia.
Now that's diverse!.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 23, 2016 07:42 PM (3Rr8K)

604 An Anchorage, Alaska White Castle? Anchorage doesn't even have Chik-Fil-A, dammit, let alone White Castle.

Posted by: Lisl at May 23, 2016 07:48 PM (EWXKS)

605 Lurker here; don't you say anything about Staten Island's FDNY, wise-guy, even as a one-off. We bury more than any other borough. Yeah, we're white, and we keep the monsters at bay and save your kids every single goddamn day.

Posted by: LeatherPenguin at May 23, 2016 08:41 PM (tyrz5)

606 "Michelle Fields just joined HuffPo..... and she is half Hispanic."
Under Zimmerman Rules, isn't that just White-Hispanic?

Posted by: Clive at May 23, 2016 09:05 PM (WC1gC)

607 I see a bathroom tampon dispenser living in fear for the one day when 'We R'Cycled' comes to town.

574 >>Yeah, cause Disneyland is just another place you go to be be neglected and abused and lied to .... you know, as I write this...

Does Disney fake entry gate numbers?
Does Disney stealthily remove you from the line without telling you?
Does Disney lie about removing you from the line without telling you?
Is ia visit to Disney a life or death situation, where if you don;t get to Space Mountain you may just die?

Just STOP. MAKING. SENSE. These are liberal government folks - it will not compute. It can't even be downloaded.

Posted by: dwagyak at May 23, 2016 09:09 PM (iTLjG)

608 It is Jezebel.

Posted by: climes at May 23, 2016 09:49 PM (BTj9p)

609 Hillary KKKlinton is a lying criminal racist Progressive .

Posted by: blogforce one at May 23, 2016 09:51 PM (fuT1Q)

610 I'll take synchronized menstruation for $500, Alex.

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