Hillary Barely Wins Kentucky, Then Loses Oregon Like a Loser. Sad!

Hillary Clinton won Kentucky by an automatic-recount-ish margin-- just a half percentage point.

She lost Oregon.

Of course that means she comes out of both states with huge piles more delegates than Sanders!

That's why she's called Crooked Hillary.

Speaking of no one liking Crooked Hillary, she's just barely ahead of one of the most despised men in the world. 48-45 nationally.

Update: Crooked Hill only up two points on Trump in New Hampshire.

Posted by: Ace at 05:28 PM

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1 Ah, a nood.

Posted by: HH at May 18, 2016 05:28 PM (DrCtv)

2 She cheated

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2016 05:28 PM (3wHFl)

3 Let me put my win into you.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 18, 2016 05:29 PM (4ErVI)

4 Federal inmate #4476536

Posted by: JEM at May 18, 2016 05:29 PM (7WQ6X)

5 This is why the Berniebots are rioting. The Democrat primaries are a fraud.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 18, 2016 05:29 PM (vvmPQ)

6
She barely stole KY, not won.

Go Bernie!

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 05:30 PM (7gCCJ)

7 I think Ace is testing us to see who tweaks out first.

Posted by: Drill at May 18, 2016 05:30 PM (XxhCs)

8 I DID IT AVA I DID IT!

//Boyd Crowder, Precinct Official Harlan County

Posted by: sven10077 at May 18, 2016 05:31 PM (g8Hfr)

9 5 This is why the Berniebots are rioting. The Democrat primaries are a fraud.

This!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2016 05:31 PM (7jTtI)

10 Kentucky coal miners are even stupider than West Virginia coal miners.
WAIT! I DIDN'T SAY THAT!! THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at May 18, 2016 05:31 PM (qJhUV)

11 It really is a testament to what an awful candidate (and person) she is that, despite ALL of the MSM assistance, she cannot kick freakin' Bernie Sanders' butt fair and square.

A cranky old Commie from Vermont is beating her. LOL!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 18, 2016 05:31 PM (NOIQH)

12
Why do Asian women get such a hard time here?

Da fuk?

We here at the AoS community love Asian women. For a long time.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 05:32 PM (7gCCJ)

13 Donald John Trump is going to win the Presidency in the greatest popular and electoral vote tallies since Ronald Wilson Reagan.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 18, 2016 05:32 PM (o9lYR)

14 Just got back from a yachting misadventure, I've been marooned this past quarter century.

So I wasn't familiar with this Hillary character and did some looking into her.

How is it that you people are choosing this unpleasant wretch who is indifferent to human life, hostile to the truth, and shrieking right out of her mu-mu to be your next president?

Have things changed that much?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 18, 2016 05:32 PM (1xUj/)

15 Please, never use "Hillary" and "KY" in the same sentence.

*shudders*

Posted by: johnd01 at May 18, 2016 05:33 PM (ukNFU)

16 Why do Asian women get such a hard time here?

Da fuk?

We here at the AoS community love Asian women. For a long time.

Two dolla no holla!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2016 05:33 PM (7jTtI)

17 When Hillary becomes president, Air Force One will be known as Open Bar One.

Posted by: dantesed at May 18, 2016 05:34 PM (88xKn)

18 I love that show!
You know the one I'm talking about...

The Ex-President who lived on a Yacht with his Robot Grandma.

you know, they had a friend with a jumbo jet and an island of underaged hookers...

Posted by: Donald Trump's Forehead Merkin at May 18, 2016 05:34 PM (OxUnq)

19 Bernie ain't leaving. The convention will be a must-see.

Posted by: Soona at May 18, 2016 05:34 PM (Fmupd)

20 >>Why do Asian women get such a hard time here?

You know, you're not Chinese!

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at May 18, 2016 05:35 PM (OxUnq)

21
Asian women. Good at math. Naturally hairless. Lovely people!

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 05:35 PM (7gCCJ)

22 From a conspiracy forum:

Watching Hillary's campaign is like watching a remake of

"Weekend At Bernie's".

Secretly, you're already pretty sure she's dead,
and they're just hoisting her carcass
in front of audiences because
they don't have anything
else to show.

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at May 18, 2016 05:35 PM (AHDxb)

23 Bernie should demand a debate with Hillary in Ft. Marcy Park. Set the podiums right on the spot where they found Good Pal Vince.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2016 05:35 PM (4ErVI)

24 Oregon must have shortage of ugly broads

Posted by: E Rendell at May 18, 2016 05:36 PM (nFwvY)

25
Terrible drivers. But lovely people. I love Asian women.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 05:36 PM (7gCCJ)

26 Hillary has to cheat to beat that old crusty bastard Bernie...Trump wins in a landslide.

Posted by: Marge from Fargo at May 18, 2016 05:36 PM (kKWNP)

27 Speaking of no one liking Crooked Hillary, she's just barely ahead of one of the most despised men in the world. 48-45 nationally.

**********

During the debate--which one has a stroke first?

I wonder if Vegas is taking bets on that.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at May 18, 2016 05:36 PM (mcm0N)

28 Isn't Zombie a hot Asian chick?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2016 05:36 PM (4ErVI)

29 Google searches:
trump despised worldwide: 254,000 hits
reagan despised worldwide: 335,000 hits

Reagan out of office for almost 30 tears and he still crushes Trump in being despised worldwide.

Clearly, Trump has some catching up to do.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 18, 2016 05:37 PM (R+30W)

30 25
Terrible drivers. But lovely people. I love Asian women.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 05:36 PM (7gCCJ)

-------------

I do too.

Posted by: Soona at May 18, 2016 05:37 PM (Fmupd)

31 It's the internet.

We're ALL hot asian chicks.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2016 05:37 PM (OxUnq)

32 Bernie should demand a debate with Hillary in Ft. Marcy Park. Set the podiums right on the spot where they found Good Pal Vince.
--

Someone should suggest this to Mr. Trump....

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at May 18, 2016 05:37 PM (AHDxb)

33 Bernie is winning the Asian vote in California, according to the last Field Poll.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at May 18, 2016 05:37 PM (mcm0N)

34 Recount?

Posted by: Jean at May 18, 2016 05:37 PM (Doh4+)

35
"Asian" is way to general, let's be honest. When I say I love Asian women, I mean Oriental women.

Asia is a big continent with lots of very ugly women.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 05:37 PM (7gCCJ)

36 28 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2016 05:36 PM (4ErVI)

That would be the much lamented Rum...

Zombie is undead I believe...

do Vampires *really* have an ethnicity?

Posted by: sven10077 at May 18, 2016 05:37 PM (g8Hfr)

37 You'd think that Hillary's vagina card would be a little tired out and worn by now.

Posted by: Fritz at May 18, 2016 05:37 PM (f40FU)

38 Central Asian, East Asian, what kind of Asians we talking here?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 18, 2016 05:37 PM (6Ll1u)

39 Prager was playing a clip at noon of the woman who was being called every minute with death threats, and name calling on every social media outlet. Was it the woman we saw yesterday on the Nevada fake out?

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2016 05:38 PM (3wHFl)

40 Isn't Zombie a hot Asian chick?

At least in my mind.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor of equal or greater value at May 18, 2016 05:38 PM (evdj2)

41 Sanders voters are nutz though--they actually call themselves Marxist and Communist at their little clubhouse at Reddit.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at May 18, 2016 05:38 PM (mcm0N)

42 re 13: dunno. Didn't a judge in Kansas just yesterday rule that a person couldn't be required to show proof of citizenship before voting (or registering to vote)?

oh, weaselz reporting Zimmerman's gun went for $120K

yeah, from weaselz, around noon today:

A judge said Tuesday that Kansas can't require people to show proof
of U.S. citizenship when registering to vote for federal elections at
motor vehicle offices.

U.S. District Judge Julie Robinson ruled that the state's
proof-of-citizenship requirements likely violate a provision in the
National Voter Registration Act that requires only "minimal information"
to determine a voter's eligibility. She ordered Kansas to register
thousands of voters whose paperwork is on hold because they did not
comply with the requirement. But she put her preliminary injunction on
hold until May 31 to give the state a chance to appeal.

[I guess being a citizen mostly means you have a duty to pay taxes.]

Posted by: Satan, taking a break at May 18, 2016 05:38 PM (qSIlh)

43
Isn't Zombie a hot Asian chick?

Why, because she has an affinity for taking photographs? That's racist, sir.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 05:39 PM (7gCCJ)

44 15 Please, never use "Hillary" and "KY" in the same sentence.

*shudders*

Posted by: johnd01 at May 18, 2016 05:33 PM (ukNFU)

Don't knock it until you try it. Next time you see Hillary, ask her for the "rubber glove treatment." You'll be swimming in KY gel.

Posted by: Web Hubbell at May 18, 2016 05:39 PM (rtfSu)

45 "Clearly, Trump has some catching up to do. '

A few JTACs and bottle of hooch can fix that ..

Posted by: Jean at May 18, 2016 05:39 PM (Doh4+)

46 >>Asia is a big continent with lots of very ugly women.

So, you are saying Hillary will carry it?

Posted by: Ed Rendell at May 18, 2016 05:39 PM (OxUnq)

47 So Bernie and Hillary, between them, are getting somewhere around 20 million votes in the primary, and we're not done yet.

In the general the democrat candidate will get 45-51 percent, 60 million votes.

Just let that sink in. Half the voters in the country will vote for an open socialist or unindicted felon for president.

And the other half are voting for something that no one knows what he will be other than brash, and probably another cronyist.

Posted by: Ozwerd Heredolpher at May 18, 2016 05:39 PM (oea40)

48 38 Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 18, 2016 05:37 PM (6Ll1u)

In Jolly Ole England "Asian" roughly translates as "Pakistani"....

so uh yeah...

I think the Vietnamese and Khmer are the prettiest dames on Earth....besides the well-armed Ms 10077.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 18, 2016 05:39 PM (g8Hfr)

49 38 Central Asian, East Asian, what kind of Asians we talking here?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 18, 2016 05:37 PM (6Ll1u)

**********

Bay Asians--maybe? They didn't break it down.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at May 18, 2016 05:40 PM (mcm0N)

50 I can`t help but think Hillary has a serious toe fungus.

Posted by: Marge from Fargo at May 18, 2016 05:40 PM (kKWNP)

51 37 You'd think that Hillary's vagina card would be a little tired out and worn by now.

Posted by: Fritz at May 18, 2016 05:37 PM (f40FU)

I had a different response until I saw that I missed the word "card" when I first read your post.

Posted by: Slappy at May 18, 2016 05:40 PM (rtfSu)

52 >>Isn't Zombie a hot Asian chick?

I vote twins

Posted by: x at May 18, 2016 05:40 PM (nFwvY)

53 "Just got back from a yachting misadventure..."

Welcome back, Bandersnatch, and glad you're safe. I heard all your registered firearms accidentally fell overboard and were lost at sea. Hope you had good insurance.

Posted by: Qoheleth at May 18, 2016 05:40 PM (iIzG7)

54 15 Please, never use "Hillary" and "KY" in the same sentence.

*shudders*

I feel your pain, brother, I feel your pain!

(Or maybe that pain is just a touch of the crabs - so hard to tell...)

Posted by: billyjeff42 - the least transparent nom de cyber ever. at May 18, 2016 05:41 PM (zTikR)

55 51 Posted by: Slappy at May 18, 2016 05:40 PM (rtfSu)

I have a vagina and I lactate too!

//Phil Donohue/Jerry Springer 2016

Posted by: sven10077 at May 18, 2016 05:41 PM (g8Hfr)

56 "She cheated"

Hence, Chelsea.

Posted by: Qoheleth at May 18, 2016 05:41 PM (iIzG7)

57 You morons living in the Philly area better take cover when the Rat convention rolls in. Ugly indeed.

Posted by: Cheri at May 18, 2016 05:43 PM (oiNtH)

58 Rick Perry predicts 37 state win for Trump

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 18, 2016 05:43 PM (QPdNE)

59 No when Field Poll says Asian in California--they ain't talkin' about Pakis.

They are talking about significant demographics within California.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at May 18, 2016 05:43 PM (mcm0N)

60 Preference cascade, eh?

Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2016 05:43 PM (2Ocf1)

61 Asian women - that is a broad swath. You have Chinese, south East Asians, Indians...when folks ask me where I'm from and I say from Asia, I always wonder if they think Asia is a country instead of a region.

Posted by: IC at May 18, 2016 05:44 PM (UUSoo)

62 >>Terrible drivers. But lovely people. I love Asian women.

Asian men aren't so hot as drivers either. Our last Uber ride was almost our LAST Uber ride. Nice Asian guy who almost got as killed going down a major one way street the wrong way followed up by almost getting us shot in a road rage incident with one of the people he ran off the road.

Posted by: Aviator at May 18, 2016 05:44 PM (c7vUv)

63
What is the "orient?" Strictly China?

According to google: the Orient nations are: Japan, China, Korea, Hong Kong and Taiwan.

Are Viet Nam and Cambodia included? Phillipines? Laos? They should be.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 05:44 PM (7gCCJ)

64 I am green-eyed Chinese girl.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 18, 2016 05:44 PM (1ijHg)

65 I don't know how good (bad) the vote-fraud machine is in Louisville. Not Philly-Chicago level, for sure, but the Dems have to have, um, resources in certain neighborhoods there.
Half a percentage point? Chances are Bernie actually got more votes.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 18, 2016 05:44 PM (T/5A0)

66 You will belove Hillary.

Or pay the fine.

Posted by: Carrol O'Connor at May 18, 2016 05:44 PM (+wjl1)

67 Just for clarification, are hot Japanese girls Asian or Pacific islanders? I'm confused to this day.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 18, 2016 05:45 PM (6Ll1u)

68 seen at politico, story dated about hour and a half ago:

"
Sen. Bernie Sanders has accepted a Fox News invitation for a
Democratic debate in California, the Sanders campaign announced on
Wednesday.
"Both campaigns have been invited by Fox News to a
debate. We have told the network that we would accept the invitation
with the understanding that we can reach mutual agreement on the debate
moderators, the format and other details," Jeff Weaver, Sanders'
campaign manager said in a statement.
"
[sounds like the old fart left himself a way out, but I can't wait to hear Hillery's excuse for saying no]

Posted by: Satan, taking a break at May 18, 2016 05:45 PM (qSIlh)

69 Just let that sink in. Half the voters in the country will vote for an open socialist or unindicted felon for president.

And the other half are voting for something that no one knows what he will be other than brash, and probably another cronyist.
Posted by: Ozwerd Heredolpher at May 18, 2016 05:39 PM (oea40)

************

Yep.

Posted by: Danube River Guide at May 18, 2016 05:45 PM (mcm0N)

70 #DERP

Posted by: Alison Lundergan Grimes at May 18, 2016 05:45 PM (vBeA5)

71 Sanders voters are nutz though--they actually call themselves Marxist and Communist at their little clubhouse at Reddit.
Posted by: Danube

At least the Sander's commie know how to sharpen the hoe. You'll appreciate that when you're on your knees in a roadside ditch waiting your turn to be re-educated.

Posted by: Jean at May 18, 2016 05:46 PM (Doh4+)

72 @58
I wouldn't use Perry as my Northstar for electoral predictions. But that's me.

Posted by: pep at May 18, 2016 05:46 PM (LAe3v)

73 61 Asian women - that is a broad swath. You have Chinese, south East Asians, Indians...when folks ask me where I'm from and I say from Asia, I always wonder if they think Asia is a country instead of a region.

Posted by: IC at May 18, 2016 05:44 PM (UUSoo)

Asia is a region? I thought it was a musical act that performed "Heat Of The Moment," "Only Time Will Tell," etc.

Posted by: Slappy at May 18, 2016 05:46 PM (rtfSu)

74
Sanders an independent split the vote with Cinton in a primary where independents couldn't vote.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 18, 2016 05:46 PM (lKyWE)

75 58 Rick Perry predicts 37 state win for Trump
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 18, 2016 05:43 PM
----------------
Oh Lord. He's back on those pain meds again, isn't he?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 18, 2016 05:46 PM (T/5A0)

76 Just let that sink in. Half the voters in the country will vote for an open socialist or unindicted felon who is also a socialist for president.
----------------------------------------------

FTFY

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 18, 2016 05:46 PM (vvmPQ)

77 67 Just for clarification, are hot Japanese girls Asian or Pacific islanders? I'm confused to this day.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 18, 2016 05:45 PM (6Ll1u)
...........
It depends on the pimp!

Posted by: Marge from Fargo at May 18, 2016 05:46 PM (kKWNP)

78
#Shrillary #LikeABoss

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 18, 2016 05:47 PM (BK3ZS)

79
I think by Asian he means ....muslim.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 18, 2016 05:47 PM (iQIUe)

80 I wouldn't use Perry as my Northstar for electoral predictions. But that's me.

Posted by: pep at May 18, 2016 05:46 PM (LAe3v)

Thanks for the advice

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 18, 2016 05:48 PM (QPdNE)

81
When Bernie drops out and endorses Hillary, the smart move would be to astro-turf internet support for the Green Party candidate.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 05:48 PM (7gCCJ)

82 Most Asian women love Caucasian men...old, fat, ugly, all shapes and sizes. Every time I am in Malaysia or Singapore I am surprised at the number of pretty young women with not that attractive men. But beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and all that.

Posted by: IC at May 18, 2016 05:48 PM (UUSoo)

83 >>You'd think that Hillary's vagina card would be a little tired out and worn by now.
Posted by: Fritz

I use neatsfoot oil on it. Supple, like a catcher's mitt. Oh the CARD.

Posted by: Hillary at May 18, 2016 05:48 PM (c7vUv)

84
#TwoBaggers4Hillary

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 18, 2016 05:49 PM (BK3ZS)

85 "According to google: the Orient nations are: Japan, China, Korea, Hong Kong and Taiwan."

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.

Or so I'm told. That really is an appropriately named town, isn't it?

Posted by: Qoheleth at May 18, 2016 05:49 PM (iIzG7)

86 77 I think that's simply a marketing distinction.

Posted by: Weasel at May 18, 2016 05:49 PM (e3bId)

87 62 Aviator

I worked for Tokio Marine Insurance for a time. We insured Asian employees of various companies sent to the States to work. I can vouch for your claim. Lot of collisions with immovable objects.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 18, 2016 05:49 PM (V8uX9)

88 Whoever lets me legally bang 15 year olds gets my vote. I mean, what the fuck do you think the whole Progressive movement has all been about, anyways? You think we have third grade teachers showing their students how to put a condom on a banana for kicks? You think we're creating the "Creepy Guy Follows a Kid into the Bathroom, Everybody's Afraid to Speak Up" culture just to show we can? It's called GROOMING, people, and I'm tired of waiting! Bernie, Hillary, Trump Daddy -- let the pandering begin! Do I hear 17? Come on, who's gonna bid first??!!

Posted by: Fight for 15 (Age of Consent)! at May 18, 2016 05:49 PM (Jh20h)

89
I would vote for an Oriental woman president in a heartbeat. They're just so darn cute!

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 05:49 PM (7gCCJ)

90 @85, heh. Yes it is.

Posted by: IC at May 18, 2016 05:49 PM (UUSoo)

91 Trump was 67000% behind Hillary in polling about two weeks ago. Republicans were going to lose the Senate, the House, the judiciary, every governorship, and the MidAtlantic Championship Title Belt plus their next two draft picks.

Today, statistical tie.

Election time it's going to be 49 states plus a majority of Non-aligned nations for Trump.

Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2016 05:49 PM (2Ocf1)

92 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at May 18, 2016 05:50 PM (q+zA9)

93
Are Viet Nam and Cambodia included? Phillipines? Laos? They should be.

They're Indochina

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 18, 2016 05:50 PM (lKyWE)

94 Welcome back, Bandersnatch, and glad you're safe. I heard all your registered firearms accidentally fell overboard and were lost at sea. Hope you had good insurance.

Alas, the last to go had sentimental value, my Pappy's rifles. Insurance can't replace that kind of carefully sealed and geocached PVC tube.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 18, 2016 05:50 PM (1xUj/)

95 Any Republican or conservative who doesn't support Trump after he released his list of 11 Supreme Court candidates is a worthless piece of shit.

Because the Supreme Court is the most important issue for Republicans and conservatives in this election.

Yeah, Trump is an egotistical blowhard asshole douchebag. But him picking a conservative replacement for Scalia is more important than all of that.

Posted by: Dogstar at May 18, 2016 05:50 PM (sSLtJ)

96 Secretly, you're already pretty sure she's dead,
and they're just hoisting her carcass
in front of audiences because
they don't have anything
else to show.

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at May 18, 2016 05:35 PM (AHDxb)

The Commies, they have some pretty accomplished ~~taxidermists~~ embalmers.

http://robertwservice.com/modules/smartsection/item.php?itemid=312

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2016 05:50 PM (35BaE)

97
Federal inmate #4476536
Posted by: JEM at May 18, 2016 05:29 PM (7WQ6X)
.................

You want us to hold that number for her?

Posted by: Hazelton Penitentiary at May 18, 2016 05:50 PM (HgMAr)

98 89
I would vote for an Oriental woman president in a heartbeat. They're just so darn cute!

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 05:49 PM (7gCCJ)

I love the Oriental flavored Ramens.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2016 05:50 PM (4ErVI)

99 83 >>You'd think that Hillary's vagina card would be a little tired out and worn by now.
Posted by: Fritz

I use neatsfoot oil on it. Supple, like a catcher's mitt. Oh the CARD.

Posted by: Hillary at May 18, 2016 05:48 PM (c7vUv)

++++

I had an image in my mind. Now the lobes of my brain are attacking each other in an attempt to cease all coherent thought.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 18, 2016 05:51 PM (R+30W)

100 I worked on Guam twice, doing glazing projects for the Navy, the girls are how do you say, bigger than you would expect. I blame Spam.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 18, 2016 05:51 PM (6Ll1u)

101 Little man meets a big man:http://tinyurl.com/zm5vh42

Posted by: peacelovewoodstock at May 18, 2016 05:51 PM (q+fVz)

102
But beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and all that.
Posted by: IC at May 18, 2016 05:48 PM (UUSoo)
---------------------

It's not beauty that Asian girls see in dumpy old white guys. It's escape from Asian men. Those guys, ecchh.

Posted by: iforgot at May 18, 2016 05:51 PM (5o5ek)

103 Do I hear 17? Come on, who's gonna bid first??!!
Posted by: Fight for 15 (Age of Consent)! at May 18, 2016 05:49 PM (Jh20h)

In most states 17 is already legal. 16 in a plurality of states.

Posted by: FYI at May 18, 2016 05:51 PM (vBeA5)

104 Most Asian women love Caucasian men...old, fat, ugly, all shapes and sizes.

Crap I'm not fat and ugly.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 18, 2016 05:51 PM (V8uX9)

105 Are Viet Nam and Cambodia included? Phillipines? Laos? They should be.

They're Indochina

Endofchina?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2016 05:51 PM (7jTtI)

106
Guam, Samoa, Hawaii. Very fat.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 05:52 PM (7gCCJ)

107 and why is this not being covered anywhere else?!?

http://tinyurl.com/hybkzq6

Posted by: Satan, taking a break at May 18, 2016 05:52 PM (qSIlh)

108 ... But beauty is in the ~~eyes of the beholder~~ size of the wallet and checking account and all that.

fixed!

Posted by: Yo! at May 18, 2016 05:52 PM (q+zA9)

109 so, no Alabama blacksnake?

Posted by: Ho Lee Fuk at May 18, 2016 05:52 PM (/542q)

110 104 Most Asian women love Caucasian men...old, fat, ugly, all shapes and sizes.

Crap I'm not fat and ugly.

Whoo-hoo! Winning!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2016 05:52 PM (7jTtI)

111 anti-trump=anti-america=pro-hillary

Posted by: Myshiba at May 18, 2016 05:52 PM (cfHE9)

112 Asia is a big continent with lots of very ugly women.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 05:37 PM (7gCCJ)

Fortunately, they put some of the ugliest ones in bags, which is very considerate, when you think about it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2016 05:52 PM (35BaE)

113 Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 18, 2016 05:51 PM (6Ll1u)

I think Guam is more Polynesian.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 18, 2016 05:53 PM (V8uX9)

114 First donuts and now Asian hookers. It's like Christmas!!!!

Posted by: Weasel at May 18, 2016 05:53 PM (e3bId)

115 Big breasted Japanese women are in class all their own.

Posted by: Fritz at May 18, 2016 05:53 PM (f40FU)

116
Fortunately, they put some of the ugliest ones in bags,

Thank allah for that!

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 05:53 PM (7gCCJ)

117 I've heard when Hillery gets five cards from her oboy/gyn she gets a free colonoscopy and dental cleaning

Posted by: Satan, taking a break at May 18, 2016 05:54 PM (qSIlh)

118 First donuts and now Asian hookers. It's like Christmas!!!!

That's not powdered sugar on the donuts, IYKWIM.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2016 05:54 PM (7jTtI)

119 >>so, no Alabama blacksnake?

Too beaucoup.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2016 05:54 PM (/tuJf)

120
I can`t help but think Hillary has a serious toe fungus.
Posted by: Marge from Fargo at May 18, 2016 05:40 PM (kKWNP)
...................

Tell us about it. And she keeps squeezing us in those pointy little shoes.

Posted by: Hillary!s feet at May 18, 2016 05:54 PM (HgMAr)

121
Big breasted Japanese women are in class all their own.

They are a natural phenomenon -- a living breathing paradox.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 05:54 PM (7gCCJ)

122 68
Sen. Bernie Sanders has accepted a Fox News invitation for a Democratic debate in California,....

Posted by: Satan, taking a break at May 18, 2016 05:45
---------------------
I'll give the nasty, old geezer some credit here. He isn't nearly as afraid of debate as Hillary is and it's not just because he's trailing her.

I remember a while back when Liberty University invited all of the Dem candidates to come and speak, he was the only one who accepted the invite and actually showed up. (Webb said he would come but later backed out.)

He's loony tunes, absolutely confident in his Socialist Faith. That gives him a certain strength than unprincipled Hillary can't match.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 18, 2016 05:55 PM (T/5A0)

123 Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 18, 2016 05:51 PM (6Ll1u)

I think Guam is more Polynesian.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 18, 2016 05:53 PM (V8uX9)

Micronesian.

Posted by: The Insular Hat at May 18, 2016 05:55 PM (vBeA5)

124 Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2016 05:54 PM (/tuJf)

Only good part of FMJ after boot camp.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 18, 2016 05:55 PM (V8uX9)

125 >>Crap I'm not fat and ugly.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck

Me love you long time anyway Joe.

Posted by: Olongapo Ho at May 18, 2016 05:55 PM (c7vUv)

126
Which is the best "Chinese" food?
Chinese vs Polynesian vs Szechuan vs Mandarin?

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 05:56 PM (7gCCJ)

127
Come on. Bernie Sanders doesn't really believe in any of the shit he says. He's just playing a part.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 05:57 PM (7gCCJ)

128 What is the "orient?" Strictly China?

I believe that the "Orient" referred to the Middle East and beyond at one point.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 18, 2016 05:57 PM (fC9RO)

129 Japanese pron is not worth watching according to my friend, they pixalate the best part, who wants that?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 18, 2016 05:57 PM (6Ll1u)

130
Come on. Bernie Sanders doesn't really believe in any of the shit he says. He's just playing a part.

He honeymooned in Russia

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 18, 2016 05:58 PM (lKyWE)

131 I prefer Szechuan, its spicy. Polynesian is too sugar heavy for me and Mandarin is kind of dull and heavy on the veggies.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 05:58 PM (39g3+)

132 Can we drift back toward large breasted Asian girls as a topic?

Posted by: Weasel at May 18, 2016 05:58 PM (e3bId)

133 Election time it's going to be 49 states plus a majority of Non-aligned nations for Trump.

Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2016 05:49 PM (2Ocf1)

All kidding aside, it does appear that his trend lines are moving the right way, for him, at least.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2016 05:58 PM (35BaE)

134
Only ugly women vote for Democrats.

Posted by: Fat Ed Rendell at May 18, 2016 05:59 PM (ODxAs)

135 I worked on Guam twice, doing glazing projects for
the Navy, the girls are how do you say, bigger than you would expect.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 18, 2016 05:51 PM

Duh. They have to be, so they can float when the island capsizes.

Posted by: HammerinHank Johnson at May 18, 2016 05:59 PM (OF/aZ)

136 Hillary needs a dog nut.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 18, 2016 05:59 PM (k4M/B)

137
Japanese pron? My friend told to never listen, always use mute. The women sound like they're getting their teeth pulled out with pliers.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 05:59 PM (7gCCJ)

138
He honeymooned in Russia

Yeah I think he believes everything he's saying. Even the stupid, contradictory, and just flat out crazy stuff.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 05:59 PM (39g3+)

139 129 Japanese pron is not worth watching according to my friend, they pixalate the best part, who wants that?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 18, 2016 05:57 PM (6Ll1u)

Yeah, "my friend" says the same thing.

Posted by: Slappy at May 18, 2016 05:59 PM (rtfSu)

140 He honeymooned in Russia

Was that before or after they opened it as vacationland for lawyers in love?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 18, 2016 06:00 PM (YEelc)

141 127
Come on. Bernie Sanders doesn't really believe in any of the shit he says. He's just playing a part.
Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 05:57 PM
------------------
Sure, he looks like he's from central casting, but I think he's a True Believer.
The man honeymooned in the USSR, for heaven's sake.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 18, 2016 06:00 PM (T/5A0)

142 I want more than anything to see her have a total mental breakdown. Quite a nasty thing for me to wish for but I think of all of the years of her lies and skullduggery with the Benghazi lies being the frosting on the cake and I don't care how nasty it is.

I remember her sitting before the Committee and laughing and cackling as her fellow Democrats thanked her for her service and kissed her ass.

Posted by: Cheri at May 18, 2016 06:00 PM (oiNtH)

143 I saw Pixelated Tentacles open for Smashing Pumpkins at Nissan Pavilion in 98.

Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2016 06:00 PM (2Ocf1)

144 Japanese pron is not worth watching according to my friend, they pixalate the best part, who wants that?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 18, 2016 05:57 PM (6Ll1u)

Too bad they don't pixilate the rest.

On a side note, Korean women watching American porn for the first time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRDaf_2icic

Korean men watching American porn for the first time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NaaBhIwGRI

Posted by: The [PIXAKATED] Hat at May 18, 2016 06:00 PM (vBeA5)

145 Can we drift back toward large breasted Asian girls as a topic?
Posted by: Weasel at May 18, 2016 05:58 PM

Only for a short time.

Posted by: Duncanthrax (formerly the Bellicose) at May 18, 2016 06:00 PM (OF/aZ)

146 OT, of course, I love Jeopardy, it's a great game show and the people who play it and the people who win it know a lot of stuff about a lot of stuff. I usually do pretty well when I watch at home, but I don't necessarily think I would do well on the show.

This week they have the Power Players from DC on. I want to play against those people, oh so badly. They are stupid, narrowly focused people who don't know anything about the actual world in which the rest of us live. Louis CK does not know that Zane Grey wrote westerns, Kate Bolduan does not know that dilute and dilute are the same word. Jonathan Capehart is the least useful tool in the box. They are all playing for charity of course, but I would give the money I won away to play a game against these stupid, useless people.

For the love of Merv Griffin, make it stop.

Posted by: huerfano at May 18, 2016 06:00 PM (NSb9d)

147 To the person on the previous thread (don't recognize the nic) who is a Kathleen Parker fan, that twit jumped the shark in '08 when she had nothing but praise for Obama.

She and Peggy Noonan need to STFU.

Oh, and I'm *in a mood.*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 06:00 PM (1ZOkK)

148 "121
Big breasted Japanese women are in class all their own.

They are a natural phenomenon -- a living breathing paradox"

They have problems with narrow doors, though.

Posted by: pep at May 18, 2016 06:01 PM (LAe3v)

149
Hillary got shlonged by Bernie in Oregon.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 18, 2016 06:01 PM (ODxAs)

150 Speaking of no one liking Crooked Hillary, she's just barely ahead of one of the most despised men in the world. 48-45 nationally.

Hitler has 45%?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2016 06:02 PM (8ZskC)

151 I want more than anything to see her have a total mental breakdown.

Watch the Benghazi hearings. She stroked out on national TV.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 06:02 PM (39g3+)

152
"My friend" says they even pixelate the good parts on their cartoon porn.

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2016 06:02 PM (HgMAr)

153 Jonathan Capehart is the least useful tool in the box.

But he's a FABULOUS dresser. And has expressive wrists.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 06:02 PM (1ZOkK)

154 61 Asian women - that is a broad swath. You have Chinese, south East Asians, Indians...when folks ask me where I'm from and I say from Asia, I always wonder if they think Asia is a country instead of a region.
Posted by: IC at May 18, 2016 05:44 PM (UUSoo)

yes, they do, if you're talking to 'most' people these days. and that's just based on the sheer number of dumbasses who voted for Obama, twice, and can't decide between Hillary and Bernie

Posted by: the Butcher at May 18, 2016 06:03 PM (AGJqR)

155 Fox business is discussing a poll that has Trump up 45-42.

So much for that 40% ceiling.

Posted by: Methos, AoS commenter since 2006, now apparently non-voting democrat at May 18, 2016 06:03 PM (ZbV+0)

156
As much as it pains me to recommend anything French to Teh Horde, Marine Le Pen just might be worthy of honorary 'ette status for this.

"Come and get it": Marine Le Pen dares fraud inspectors to retrieve mobile phone from cleavage.

http://tinyurl.com/j9olbsj

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2016 06:04 PM (LuZz8)

157

Lucy Liu was hot back in the day

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 18, 2016 06:04 PM (lKyWE)

158 I love the Oriental flavored Ramens.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2016 05:50 PM (4ErVI)

Fun Fact: They haven't made it from real Orientals in years.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2016 06:04 PM (8ZskC)

159 Our Asian student is from Sri Lanka.

After seeing pictures of our student's female friends, our son wants to go for a lengthy visit.

Gorgeous young women.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 06:05 PM (1ZOkK)

160 Re: Jeopardy Power Players....I think that at least Anderson Cooper will do better than Wolf Blitzer. Hell, and actual wolf would have done better than Blitzer.

Also, Melissa Harris-Perry... bring on the dumb.

Posted by: Cheri at May 18, 2016 06:05 PM (oiNtH)

161 Big breasted Japanese women are in class all their own.

I'd like to substitute teach that class.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2016 06:05 PM (8ZskC)

162 Okay, that's a fox news poll just released.

Posted by: Methos, AoS commenter since 2006, now apparently non-voting democrat at May 18, 2016 06:06 PM (ZbV+0)

163 Watching 'Hail, Caesar.'

The commie writers are the same pathetic, pompous windbags as Bernie.

Posted by: Carrol O'Connor at May 18, 2016 06:07 PM (+wjl1)

164
Oh, and I'm *in a mood.*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 06:00 PM (1ZOkK)

It was the "sammich" comment from this morning, wasn't it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2016 06:07 PM (LuZz8)

165
He honeymooned in Russia

Bernie likes the idea of being Castro or Stalin, not the idea of being a communist, per se.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 06:07 PM (7gCCJ)

166 Fun fact, Asian women are known to have the biggest nipples of all the races. Ever seen an innie boob?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 18, 2016 06:07 PM (6Ll1u)

167 Hillary Barely Wins Kentucky

By a nose!

Posted by: John Kerry, Equine Statesman at May 18, 2016 06:08 PM (8ZskC)

168 57 You morons living in the Philly area better take cover when the Rat convention rolls in. Ugly indeed.
Posted by: Cheri at May 18, 2016 05:43 PM (oiNtH)

My county Medical Reserve Corps wants me to volunteer for that. Could be... Interesting

Posted by: Drill at May 18, 2016 06:08 PM (XxhCs)

169 So, is Ace of Spades now all in for Trump?

Posted by: astonerii at May 18, 2016 06:08 PM (o/DjS)

170 Fox poll-both candidates "deeply flawed" but Hillary worse.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/h5ltw6l

Posted by: Methos, AoS commenter since 2006, now apparently non-voting democrat at May 18, 2016 06:08 PM (ZbV+0)

171 I can`t help but think Hillary has a serious toe fungus.
Posted by: Marge from Fargo at May 18, 2016 05:40 PM (kKWNP
_____________

Camel toe fungus.

Posted by: fly gal at May 18, 2016 06:09 PM (8TdcF)

172 Gotta go. Son's war buddy and fiancee are due shortly to go out to dinner with son.

When I told son, "Your Marine brothers are always welcome here" I didn't realize he'd have back-to-back bros visiting literally hours apart.

I've got one guy and his girlfriend arriving Saturday and leaving next Wednesday.

Jane's Bed and Breakfast.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 06:09 PM (1ZOkK)

173
So, is Ace of Spades now all in for Trump?

Yes, Jeb.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at May 18, 2016 06:09 PM (7gCCJ)

174
Bill Clinton a viol� une femme.

Posted by: La French Donald Trump at May 18, 2016 06:09 PM (ODxAs)

175 So, is Ace of Spades now all in for Trump?

Beggars can't be choosers.

Posted by: Carrol O'Connor at May 18, 2016 06:09 PM (+wjl1)

176 re 141: Sanders in the 1970s belonged to a fringe party... from "Discover the Networks:

In 1971 Sanders joined the anti-war Liberty Union Party (LUP).
...
Sanders made unsuccessful runs for the U.S. Senate in 1972 and 1974, and for Governor of Vermont in 1976 - all on the LUP ticket. Sanders's LUP platform called for the nationalization of all U.S. banks, public ownership of all utilities, and the establishment of a worker-controlled federal government. According to the Guardian, a press release from his 1974 campaign stated that as a means of addressing the problem of rising energy prices, Sanders advocated "the public takeover of all privately owned electric companies in Vermont."
...
According to an Accuracy In Media report, Sanders during the 1980s "collaborated with Soviet and East German 'peace committees'" whose aim was "to stop President Reagan's deployment of nuclear missiles in Europe." Indeed, he "openly joined the Soviets' 'nuclear freeze' campaign to undercut Reagan's military build-up."
...
more if you're interested
http://tinyurl.com/hxgklc7

Posted by: Satan, taking a break at May 18, 2016 06:10 PM (qSIlh)

177 Romney throwing in the towel with his effort to recruit a candidate to derail Trump.

So, Romney lost again...

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2016 06:10 PM (4ErVI)

178 Camel toe fungus.
Posted by: fly gal at May 18, 2016 06:09 PM (8TdcF)

That explains all the truffles.

Posted by: Huma Abedin Rodham Edmund Wiener Clinton at May 18, 2016 06:10 PM (8ZskC)

179 Posted by: huerfano at May 18, 2016 06:00 PM (NSb9d)

I played for the second half of yesterday's Jeopardy and did a lot better than Anderson Cooper. Michael Steele was also on and he didn't know anything. I was embarrassed for him.

People don't know geography anymore. My great nephew recently won his state's (SC) National Geographic Geography bee and is going to DC for the nationals.

Yes, it's ok for aunts to brag, so I just did, mofos.

Posted by: stace at May 18, 2016 06:11 PM (ozZau)

180 157

Lucy Liu was hot back in the day

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 18, 2016 06:04 PM (lKyWE)

Was that the chick on "I Love Lucy"? Yeah, she was hot. I also had a "thing" for Betty Boop, Eleanor Roosevelt, and the actress that played Mrs. Garrett on "The Facts of Life." Hey, why am I wearing two different-colored socks?!?

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 18, 2016 06:11 PM (rtfSu)

181 I would have the same reaction the Korean girls had to some porn produced today.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 18, 2016 06:11 PM (V8uX9)

182
Whoa, what? Joe Biden said something about Bernie something should fight back something something?

Posted by: iforgot at May 18, 2016 06:11 PM (5o5ek)

183
Bill Clinton es un violador.

Posted by: Le Spanish Donald Trump at May 18, 2016 06:12 PM (ODxAs)

184 I would have the same reaction the Korean girls had to some porn produced today.

I would like to be paid for introducing American pr0n to Korean chicks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 18, 2016 06:12 PM (8ZskC)

185 Camel toe fungus.
Posted by: fly gal at May 18, 2016 06:09 PM (8TdcF)

That explains all the truffles.

Morels.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2016 06:12 PM (7jTtI)

186 Cats V bubble wrap is way better than this thread.

Posted by: eleven at May 18, 2016 06:12 PM (qUNWi)

187 That explains all the truffles.

Posted by: Huma Abedin Rodham Edmund Wiener Clinton at May 18, 2016 06:10 PM (8ZskC)

They aren't real truffles unless a truffle pig has sniffed them and rendered judgement. Don't be taken in by counterfeit truffles.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2016 06:12 PM (35BaE)

188 Lousy stinking White people, preferring Trump over Clinton. That Kevin Williamson guy, he was right.

Posted by: kraken at May 18, 2016 06:13 PM (sdxPm)

189 The morel of the story is mushrooms are tasty.

Posted by: eleven at May 18, 2016 06:13 PM (qUNWi)

190 Funny how even when She "loses" She "wins" wink, wink...

Posted by: donna at May 18, 2016 06:13 PM (O2RFr)

191 Lucy Liu was hot back in the day

Sandra Oh - Dancing at the Blue Iguana. Ok flick.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2016 06:14 PM (7jTtI)

192 Japanese man watching American Porn for the first time (safe for work):

http://tinyurl.com/h6md38u

Posted by: Satan, taking a break at May 18, 2016 06:14 PM (qSIlh)

193 186 Cats V bubble wrap is way better than this thread.
Posted by: eleven at May 18, 2016 06:12 PM (qUNWi)
--------------
Hey, we're trying.
But after the last thread I think we're all crashing from the sugar-high.

I had 2 bearclaws, 2 cinnamon buns, and 43 napoleons myself.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 18, 2016 06:15 PM (T/5A0)

194 Actually the race still hasn't been officially called for Hillary in Kentucky

Posted by: Jane at May 18, 2016 06:15 PM (TQ+Dp)

195 Joe Biden thinks Lucy Liu owned the take-out place where he'd buy shrimp lui mein

Posted by: Satan, taking a break at May 18, 2016 06:15 PM (qSIlh)

196
The Americans should be good tonight. Pastor Tim disappears in Ethopia and his wife thinks the ruskies had something to do with it. Martha's parents want to know where their daughter its. Now even Paige has become a traitor. Only Henry remains a patriot.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 18, 2016 06:16 PM (iQIUe)

197 re 193: so we can now presume the Margarita DeVille is actually Michael Moore.

Posted by: Satan, taking a break at May 18, 2016 06:16 PM (qSIlh)

198

Fox was saying Trump beat Hillary in polling for the first time today.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 18, 2016 06:16 PM (qCMvj)

199 "176
re 141: Sanders in the 1970s belonged to a fringe party... from "Discover the Networks:

In 1971 Sanders joined the anti-war Liberty Union Party (LUP).
...
Sanders
made unsuccessful runs for the U.S. Senate in 1972 and 1974, and for
Governor of Vermont in 1976 - all on the LUP ticket. Sanders's LUP
platform called for the nationalization of all U.S. banks, public
ownership of all utilities, and the establishment of a worker-controlled
federal government. According to the Guardian, a press release from his
1974 campaign stated that as a means of addressing the problem of
rising energy prices, Sanders advocated "the public takeover of all
privately owned electric companies in Vermont."
...
According to
an Accuracy In Media report, Sanders during the 1980s "collaborated with
Soviet and East German 'peace committees'" whose aim was "to stop
President Reagan's deployment of nuclear missiles in Europe." Indeed, he
"openly joined the Soviets' 'nuclear freeze' campaign to undercut
Reagan's military build-up."
...
more if you're interested
http://tinyurl.com/hxgklc7

Posted by: Satan, taking a break at May 18, 2016 06:10 PM (qSIlh)"

So what you are saying is that there would be no place for Bernie Sanders in a "worker-controlled federal government" because he has never worked at a real job in his life.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 18, 2016 06:17 PM (QHgTq)

200 Asia is the title track from an album by Steely Dan.
Great musicians.
Can't spell worth a damn.
Only read the first 74 since getting home and if you're gonna say "See my @... forget it. Headed outside to mow.

Posted by: teej at May 18, 2016 06:18 PM (ijopM)

201

I guess Fox was talking about Rasmussen poll where Trump leads?

http://bit.ly/1foXXRS

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 18, 2016 06:18 PM (qCMvj)

202
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my vagina!

Posted by: Hillary C. at May 18, 2016 06:18 PM (iQIUe)

203 Romney is doing his damdest to make me regret voting for him. Did he really think he could launch a 3rd party and succeed? That would be the political equivelent of going from Kitty Hawk to the space shuttle in 6 months. Not gonna happen.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 18, 2016 06:18 PM (kTF2Z)

204 new thread. Trump pulls out the Bill Gun

AND I WAS FIRST, NYAH HA HA.

Posted by: Satan, taking a break at May 18, 2016 06:18 PM (qSIlh)

205 195 Joe Biden thinks Lucy Liu owned the take-out place where he'd buy shrimp lui mein

Posted by: Satan, taking a break at May 18, 2016 06:15 PM (qSIlh)

That's not true. That's Mr. ... um ... Garden. After all, the name of the place is the Imperial Garden. I guess his first name is Imperial.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 18, 2016 06:18 PM (rtfSu)

206
Fox was saying Trump beat Hillary in polling for the first time today.

God....we can only hope.

Posted by: eleven at May 18, 2016 06:19 PM (qUNWi)

207 198

Fox was saying Trump beat Hillary in polling for the first time today.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 18, 2016 06:16 PM (qCMvj)

Went there and looked and this as the first sentence:

Donald Trump tops Hillary Clinton

WORDS CAN HURT

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 18, 2016 06:19 PM (4ErVI)

208 BTW, I have executive experience, great hair and know how to light up a room...where did that lighter go..?

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 18, 2016 06:19 PM (c6/9Q)

209
so we can now presume the Margarita DeVille is actually Michael Moore.

Michael Moore would have ate the whole bear

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 18, 2016 06:19 PM (lKyWE)

210 197 re 193: so we can now presume the Margarita DeVille is actually Michael Moore.
Posted by: Satan, taking a break at May 18, 2016 06:16
--------------
Shut your face!
I now identify as a slim Latina!
I AM Margarita!

Posted by: Margarita Moore at May 18, 2016 06:19 PM (T/5A0)

211 Jane's Bed and Breakfast.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

I bet you make them feel right at home and that they will love their visit!

Posted by: Cheri at May 18, 2016 06:19 PM (oiNtH)

212 Drudge is in full Siren Mode because Trump used the "R-word" referring to Bill Clinton. I hope Hillary is baited into responding.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 18, 2016 06:20 PM (2cS/G)

213 I had 2 bearclaws, 2 cinnamon buns, and 43 napoleons myself.

I heard Napoleon was actually average height for his time period.

On the internet....so take it for what it's worth.

Posted by: eleven at May 18, 2016 06:21 PM (qUNWi)

214 I am curious as to how many people think that Hillary Clinton actually got more live human Kentucky residents to vote for her than Bernie Sanders or if her Kentucky win was accomplished by alternate means.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 18, 2016 06:21 PM (QHgTq)

215 You watch the what was it, 3 rd or 4 th fast and furious? You know which one that was, the one with the kid from Tim Allen's show. They have some hot chicks in that one, and better cell phone technology too.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 18, 2016 06:22 PM (6Ll1u)

216 Asian voters (East or Subcontinent) should be the easiest to peel over to GOP side.

Posted by: Harun at May 18, 2016 06:23 PM (UBBWX)

217 And then there is the lounge act rock band called Asia

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 18, 2016 06:24 PM (6Ll1u)

218 And then there is the lounge act rock band called Asia

You mean that "lounge" bit, or was it just the heat of the moment?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 18, 2016 06:25 PM (YEelc)

219 If being Booed scares Ms. Boxer then perhaps maybe she should've/should stop doing things that P!ss people off.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 18, 2016 06:27 PM (Xo1Rt)

220 "Trump turns up the heat on the Clintons tonight when he raises the specter of 'RAPE' when describing Bill Clinton's past history with women. The bombshell is dropped on FOXNEWS 'HANNITY' during an hour-long interview, set to air at 10 PM ET"

Oh no he didn't! Redux.

The NYT gave Trump the opening with their recent hit piece.

There have many posts here over recent months that pushed the memes that:

1) Trump was actually running to help the Clintons

2) Trump would put people on SCOTUS who would gut the 2nd Amendment and all our other civil liberties, and hence was anathema to all true conservatives

3) Trump and Hillary were but two sides of the same coin, both liberal Democrats, without a dime's worth of difference between them

Cruz and Fiorina pushed #2 and #3 right to the bitter end.

For the record, you were all WRONG, WRONG and WRONG.

I'd take the bet that Trump set-up the NYT. Old girl friend calls Donald to tell him that the NYT was reaching out to her. Donald's response: "OK dear, here's what you're going to tell them. Then the day after the story hits here's what you're going to tell FOX." Diamonds were involved back in 1991, and diamonds were involved in 2016.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 18, 2016 06:28 PM (r1fLd)

221
You mean that "lounge" bit, or was it just the heat of the moment?

Only time will tell

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 18, 2016 06:29 PM (lKyWE)

222 No rape accusation ever fed a hungry child.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 18, 2016 06:31 PM (k4M/B)

223 And then there is the lounge act rock band called Asia

Asia was the new supergroup!!!!!! Members of Yes, ELP and King Crimson! They are a prog rock supergroup!!!!

Actually I really liked their music

Still putting albums out, actually.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 06:32 PM (39g3+)

224
You mean that "lounge" bit, or was it just the heat of the moment?

Only time will tell

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 18, 2016 06:29 PM (lKyWE)

In your wildest dreams, maybe.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2016 06:37 PM (LuZz8)

225 Asia was the new supergroup!!!!!! Members of Yes, ELP and King Crimson! They are a prog rock supergroup!!!!

Actually I really liked their music Still putting albums out, actually.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 18, 2016 06:32 PM (39g3+)

So if I liked Europe better than Asia, am I racist?

Posted by: Josephistan at May 18, 2016 06:43 PM (7qAYi)

226 I've got one guy and his girlfriend arriving Saturday and leaving next Wednesday.
Jane's Bed and Breakfast.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 18, 2016 06:09 PM

To cement your 'Mom with the Mostest' qualifications, don't forget to blast Reveille at 0630 hrs every morning, followed 10 minutes later with a crisp 3-mile run.

Posted by: Duncanthrax (formerly the Bellicose) at May 18, 2016 07:01 PM (OF/aZ)

227 BTW, nood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax (formerly the Bellicose) at May 18, 2016 07:06 PM (OF/aZ)

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