EMT 5/14/16 [krakatoa]

Jason is a cruel sumbitch.

I was looking forward to a good clean death by garden implement yesterday. Hell, at least a nice case of lung cancer from all the 2nd hand smoke I've enjoyed over the years.

Instead he got me with taxes and an oppressive regulatory state.

Sumbitch.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 06:00 AM

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1 Good Morning Morons. Today is Saturday, May 14, 2016. On this day in 1607 Jamestown, Virginia was settled making it the oldest colony settled by the English in North America. Archeologists think they have finally located where it was moved to further into the inland area.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 14, 2016 05:59 AM (vvmPQ)

2 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2016 05:59 AM (3wHFl)

3 On your feet daywalkers!

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at May 14, 2016 05:59 AM (WZ17o)

4 DHS is begging for mercy as it continues to be totally incompetent with TSA.

Facing a growing backlash over extremely long airport security lines, Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson on Friday asked fliers to be patient as the government takes steps to get them onto planes more quickly.

http://fxn.ws/1ZPxMVK

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 14, 2016 06:00 AM (vvmPQ)

5 Thanks to no opposition Party, Obama, and a general shitty congress our military is rapidly sinking into oblivion as the world enters a very dangerous phase.

http://fxn.ws/1OsOxjn

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 14, 2016 06:00 AM (vvmPQ)

6 Say it isn't so. The House thinks the Obamanites may have lied to them over building the "intelligence center". They have asked for an "investigation" from the AG's office. Why? They haven't done anything from any of the other "investigations" that showed perjury, malfeasance, and lawbreaking.

http://fxn.ws/1qjR8pL

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 14, 2016 06:00 AM (vvmPQ)

7 Actress Vanessa Hudgens has paid $1,000 in restitution for carving a heart into a red rock wall during a trip to Sedona, Arizona.

I know a guy who was charged with a felony and sent to jail for picking up an arrowhead at a federal park in TN. So how is it that she gets off so light?

http://fxn.ws/1TTrzq7

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 14, 2016 06:01 AM (vvmPQ)

8 Scankles isn't the only Dem-commie who comes up with totally outrageous lies that only an idiot would believe.

http://fxn.ws/1ZPyAKh

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 14, 2016 06:01 AM (vvmPQ)

9 Damn, why can't I ever find deals like this. Delta flight attendant has been charged with stealing 1500 minibottles of liquor from the airlines and selling them for $1 each. Back when we still had to do minibottles here they charged the bars nearly $4.00 each for the common brands.

http://fxn.ws/1VWwgTD

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 14, 2016 06:01 AM (vvmPQ)

10

DAY 1,285

178 to go (251 to Inauguration Day )

Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mario's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2016 06:01 AM (p4UlV)

11 Good News of the day. Video of Charlotte cop helping a young autistic boy goes viral.

http://fxn.ws/1qjRFbk

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 14, 2016 06:01 AM (vvmPQ)

12 Some balls?

The House Judiciary Committee announced Friday that it will hold hearings to consider whether to impeach IRS Commissioner John Koskinen, who is accused of failing to comply with a congressional subpoena and lying under oath to Congress.

The RNCe leadership will never allow it.

http://fxn.ws/1Ww0xJu

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 14, 2016 06:02 AM (vvmPQ)

13 Todd Starnes sounds off on Obama's illegal bathroom extortion and Trump's wish-washy statement.

http://fxn.ws/1TMqjlA

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 14, 2016 06:02 AM (vvmPQ)

14 Federal Judge finds Sheriff Joe in contempt. Yes, the Obamanites are still hounding him because he fights against Obama's illegal open borders amnesty. And there is no way to fight a BS contempt charge.

http://fxn.ws/1TcxiVI

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 14, 2016 06:02 AM (vvmPQ)

15
No time stick around today, kids. Paying assignment due Monday.

I'll check in de temps en temps.

Later.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2016 06:02 AM (p4UlV)

16 Scankles is hitting the donors hard now because she is worried about those polls in all-important swing States that really determine the outcome of the general election.

http://bit.ly/1WvKuLE

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 14, 2016 06:02 AM (vvmPQ)

17 Bundle up Morons in the NE. Global warming will be hitting you this weekend with another cold spell.

http://wxch.nl/1ZMqqlM

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 14, 2016 06:03 AM (vvmPQ)

18 Gee imagine that. Hispanic "immigrants" are surging to register to vote so they can help Scankles. How much vetting do you suppose they will get to insure they are not illegals? How much vote fraud will occur?

The number of immigrants seeking U.S. citizenship, key to voting in the fall elections, is at its highest in four years as Democratic Latino groups step up campaigns to expand the Hispanic vote to help Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Don't expect any protest from the RNCe either.

http://washex.am/1sm7ArJ

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 14, 2016 06:03 AM (vvmPQ)

19 At least 6 States have vowed to fight Obama's illegal bathroom order. Where are the rest?

http://bit.ly/1TcjLAV

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 14, 2016 06:03 AM (vvmPQ)

20 Taxpayers in Milwaukee be damned! The public schools there are planning a half a million dollar campaign to implement Black Lives Matter propaganda curriculum.

http://bit.ly/23PrDKn

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 14, 2016 06:03 AM (vvmPQ)

21 It turns out Iran's government was torturing former Marine Amir Hekmati for much of the 4� years it held him hostage. The Obama administration apparently doesn't care, so Hekmati has filed a lawsuit against the Tehran regime.

Why isn't he suing the Obamanites and Kerry?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 14, 2016 06:04 AM (vvmPQ)

22 OOPS

http://bit.ly/1V0Cd0D

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 14, 2016 06:04 AM (vvmPQ)

23 Black Lives Matter thugs tear down a memorial to slain police officers at Dartmouth. Don't expect anyone to be punished here.

http://bit.ly/1NtWpGE

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 14, 2016 06:05 AM (vvmPQ)

24 This is what will become common if States bow to Obama's illegal bathroom order.

http://bit.ly/23Psn26

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 14, 2016 06:05 AM (vvmPQ)

25 Obama's belief that blacks will blindly continue to follow Demo-commies after his illegal bathroom extortion is most likely a huge mistake.

http://bit.ly/1TckJNC

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 14, 2016 06:05 AM (vvmPQ)

26 Democrat PR rag calls for national gun registry after an officer involved shooting in MD, a State which already requires gun registry. Which would not apply to cops anyway. Never look for logic from liberals.

http://bit.ly/1OsQzjx

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 14, 2016 06:06 AM (vvmPQ)

27 Chicago cop's union predicts Chicago will explode this summer.

http://bit.ly/1TSUPx3

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 14, 2016 06:06 AM (vvmPQ)

28
Bubba responds to Bernie hecklers.

http://bit.ly/1XqvQEv

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 14, 2016 06:06 AM (vvmPQ)

29 Our elected dictator has pen and inked changes to the Obamacare law to insert his illegal gender bullshit into the law.

http://dailysign.al/1s9IlYG

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 14, 2016 06:06 AM (vvmPQ)

30 Morons be aware that the Republican Congress is about to sell out to the airport unions again.

http://dailysign.al/1R1H3DS

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 14, 2016 06:07 AM (vvmPQ)

31 Ramirez

http://bit.ly/1qd89lF

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 14, 2016 06:07 AM (vvmPQ)

32 A Daily Deal

Today they have a Bernard Cornwell Saxon tales book. These are generally pretty good.

http://amzn.to/23Puzq4

That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 14, 2016 06:07 AM (vvmPQ)

33 Back to the rocking chair to watch the sunrise. Will check back later after the Morons wake up.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 14, 2016 06:12 AM (vvmPQ)

34 And there I was sittin' over on the ONT talkin' to myself. Ya' coulda come and go me, ya' know!

Vic, that covers it three feet deep.

Posted by: creeper at May 14, 2016 06:15 AM (ghfOx)

35 Thank you, Vic.

Posted by: william at May 14, 2016 06:15 AM (JMJJs)

36 Morning!

Thanks for the news, Vic!

Heading home to Chicago today from Phoenix... Hope the TSA has got its shit together!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 14, 2016 06:24 AM (3ounl)

37 Uggg

My Wife wants me to help her with her French. I can read it just fine but speaking is not my strong suit. By a long shot.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Even Coffee won't make it better. at May 14, 2016 06:25 AM (WVsWD)

38 Good luck with that, Tim. I learned Spanish in high school. Tackled German and French later, both of which I speak with a heavy Spanish accent.

Posted by: creeper at May 14, 2016 06:27 AM (ghfOx)

39 Sie koennen auch Deuctsch sprechen? Sehr Gut! Ich spreche eine Dialect Deutsch und meine Frau ist von Deutschland.

Was jetzt Deutschland. Sie sind ein Ossi. Lasst mir klar, ein ehemaliger Ossi.

Gott Sei Dank!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Even Coffee won't make it better. at May 14, 2016 06:31 AM (WVsWD)

40 Geshundheit!

Posted by: creeper at May 14, 2016 06:34 AM (ghfOx)

41 >>> Will check back later after the Morons wake up.

Should have closed the window. Birds started just after 4:30.

Posted by: fluffy at May 14, 2016 06:36 AM (2hcmo)

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Even Coffee won't make it better. at May 14, 2016 06:36 AM (WVsWD)

43 >>> My Wife wants me to help her with her French. I can read it just fine but speaking is not my strong suit. By a long shot.

You could stream TV shows and movies for practice. Turn on French subtitles.

Posted by: fluffy at May 14, 2016 06:38 AM (2hcmo)

44 Und yah, ich bin ein Ossi.

Posted by: creeper at May 14, 2016 06:39 AM (ghfOx)

45 "My Wife wants me to help her with her French. I can read it just fine but speaking is not my strong suit. By a long shot. "

Royale-with-cheese.

See, there, I helped.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 06:41 AM (9ym/8)

46 Aide moi!

s'il vous plait!

I'll handle it. I just sound horrible speaking it.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Even Coffee won't make it better. at May 14, 2016 06:42 AM (WVsWD)

47 Couldn't find it on IMDB, but we watch two movies about Jacques Mesrine. He was a French bank robber, moved to Quebec for a few years, went back to France.

Better than watching some guy succumbing to ennui while chain smoking at a cafe.

Posted by: fluffy at May 14, 2016 06:46 AM (2hcmo)

48 Mrs. JTB is fluent in German and has taught me to pronounce it. But I give a it a Scandinavian accent (think the Swedish Chef) which I think sounds nice but drives her up the wall. Don't know where the accent comes from.

Posted by: JTB at May 14, 2016 06:47 AM (V+03K)

49 Did I kill the thread?

Posted by: JTB at May 14, 2016 06:52 AM (V+03K)

50 Did I kill the thread?
Posted by: JTB at May 14, 2016 06:52 AM (V+03K)

Yes.

And you're a bad person.

No doubt a Barky supporter as well.

Tsk. Tsk.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at May 14, 2016 06:53 AM (WZ17o)

51 Ich t�te den Thread?

Posted by: JTB at May 14, 2016 06:54 AM (V+03K)

52 >>> Did I kill the thread?

You dirty Skandis ruin everything.

Posted by: fluffy, ice back at May 14, 2016 06:56 AM (2hcmo)

53 50 ... I can a bad person but not THAT bad. :-) I always vote the straight non-Barky ticket.

Posted by: JTB at May 14, 2016 06:56 AM (V+03K)

54 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 14, 2016 06:58 AM (gUoN4)

55 Let's see. 6:00 EST.

We've got a bunch of lazy-ass Mofos.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 06:58 AM (9ym/8)

56 I actually wonder where the accent when pronouncing German comes from. My last genetic connection to anything Scandi was Viking raiders into Normandy France. And that was a few years back.

Posted by: JTB at May 14, 2016 06:59 AM (V+03K)

57 can a bad person but not THAT bad. :-) I always vote the straight non-Barky ticket.
Posted by: JTB at May 14, 2016 06:56 AM (V+03K)

And yet here we are with YOUR dead thread.

The evidence is overwhelming really.

Should prolly confess and throw yourself on the mercy of the Barrel.

Good luck with that.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at May 14, 2016 06:59 AM (WZ17o)

58 CST, that is.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 07:01 AM (9ym/8)

59 Pixy's clock is borked...

it's 0407 here

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 14, 2016 07:03 AM (5PGBa)

60 Taxes, an oppressive regulatory state, and Joe Biden as Cancer Czar.

Such a strange time to be alive. Beats the alternative?

Happy birthday to me!

Posted by: Simplemind at May 14, 2016 07:04 AM (BTnAK)

61 Been very busy, was up at 4:30, we have to go out to wash laundry but bring it back to dry them. Was pipped from first by Vic, was reading with my cat sleeping on me and on news heard in Dover there is a race today. A RACE TODAY! THE SPANISH GRAND PRIX IS ON!
Practice is on now, qualifying is on at 8am.

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2016 07:05 AM (3wHFl)

62 I might get a suspended sentence. At my weight I probably don't fit in the barrel. (Quietly prays for mercy)

Posted by: JTB at May 14, 2016 07:06 AM (V+03K)

63 It's usually 3 minutes behind, can be 4 but sometimes the time,space continium is all asunder.
Posted at 0712hrs

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2016 07:07 AM (3wHFl)

64 Posted by: Simplemind at May 14, 2016 07:04 AM (BTnAK)

Let you eat cake.

Posted by: creeper at May 14, 2016 07:07 AM (ghfOx)

65 >>> Practice is on now, qualifying is on at 8am.

Practice? These cant drive? They seem pretty good on TV.

Posted by: fluffy, ice back at May 14, 2016 07:08 AM (2hcmo)

66 So 5 minutes off now.

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2016 07:08 AM (3wHFl)

67 Time to get the coffee pot running. We actually have sunshine at the moment. First chance to sip coffee in sunlight for a couple of weeks. Hope everyone has a great day.

Posted by: JTB at May 14, 2016 07:09 AM (V+03K)

68 F-1 has practice sessions on Friday and Saturday, qualifying is Saturday and races Sunday. The Monaco Grand Prix has Thursday practice because Friday is party day.

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2016 07:11 AM (3wHFl)

69
Snow, cold, weak sunshine.

But the good news is, this should slow the development of mosquitos.

..and so, coffee. .
. . to turn depression into rage against the machine..

Without rage, what's the point?

Posted by: Vugar Rasim at May 14, 2016 07:12 AM (d9r14)

70 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2016 07:14 AM (ptqRm)

71 Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2016 07:11 AM (3wHFl)

If I ever had the money and time, Monaco is the one I'd go to. It just looks like an awesome time.

Alas, doesn't seem likely to happen.

That's right. I p!ayed the "alas" card.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at May 14, 2016 07:14 AM (WZ17o)

72 It has been a very wet rainy spring, rain yesterday and clear as all get out now a front is coming through later with t-storms.

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2016 07:14 AM (3wHFl)

73 If I ever won a gazillion dollar lottery Monaco GP is where I'd go.

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2016 07:15 AM (3wHFl)

74 Birds sure are singing this fine morning....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 07:17 AM (9ym/8)

75 Crap. Post cold front conditions with a fair bit of rain that moved through yesterday. Going to take a friend fishing who needs a hand with some things due to recency tricep surgery.
Oh well, might pick up a whisker fish or two. If not, we can sit there and tell some lies as we haven't seen each other for a while.

Regards last week, ended up getting the friends daughter a K-State jacket and the necklace. Lab emerald so it wasn't too expensive.
She loved both and resulted in the best, by far, thank you card I've ever received.

Posted by: teej at May 14, 2016 07:17 AM (ijopM)

76 "Monaco GP is where I'd go."

Monaco Grand Prix would be fun. Money and all.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 07:20 AM (9ym/8)

77

Damn I'm hung-over like a boss this morning...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 14, 2016 07:20 AM (7SMv9)

78 Layzee le bon ton roulette.

Posted by: Nikkolai at May 14, 2016 07:21 AM (aEfC9)

79 " Layzee le bon ton roulette."

Agree. Where are they?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 07:24 AM (9ym/8)

80 >>>Thanks to no opposition Party, Obama, and a general shitty congress our military is rapidly sinking into oblivion as the world enters a very dangerous phase.

Look at it this way: he be less able to attack any states that decide to secede.

Posted by: angela urkel at May 14, 2016 07:24 AM (hSjsk)

81 Thanks, Vic.

Posted by: Nikkolai at May 14, 2016 07:26 AM (aEfC9)

82
Off to run the chain saw, split some cherry, put a new muffler on my old 600 ford, mow later. So much to do, so little time...

Posted by: Kudzu King at May 14, 2016 07:27 AM (7SMv9)

83 "put a new muffler on my old 600 ford, "

Classic Ford.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 07:29 AM (9ym/8)

84 The other day saw a story in Venezuela a grocery store was looted by 5000 people, 2 died. What the future of the socialist apocalypse will look like.

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2016 07:30 AM (3wHFl)

85 Heh, for some reason I remember this joke/cartoon from a certain magazine,,, that I only looked at just that one time in my life.
Well, maybe twice.

**two females talking**
I'm so excited. I'm going to Monaco for the grand prix.
I hate to tell you this,,, but that's not how it's pronounced.

Posted by: teej at May 14, 2016 07:32 AM (ijopM)

86 So the transgender pushback continues?

Wonderfull.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2016 07:33 AM (ptqRm)

87 Need to get around.
Leofb

Posted by: teej at May 14, 2016 07:33 AM (ijopM)

88 I'm going to go meet some fellow Morons, I hope!

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 14, 2016 07:36 AM (bZ7mE)

89
Classic Ford.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 07:29 AM (9ym/

__________________________

In this case it's an old 50's something tractor. Remember those small tractors? I think it's a jubilee, not sure though.

Posted by: Kudzu King at May 14, 2016 07:36 AM (7SMv9)

90 "I'm going to go meet some fellow Morons, I hope!"

You, AR, and, Hammer have a good time and stay outta jail.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 07:37 AM (9ym/8)

91 "Remember those small tractors? I think it's a jubilee, not sure though. "

Oh yeah. Dad's got a Jubilee that I rode a thousand hours and I an 8N. Thus, classic Fords.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 07:38 AM (9ym/8)

92 "You, AR, and, Hammer have a good time and stay outta jail."

GoFundMe page for bail?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2016 07:39 AM (ptqRm)

93 I'm thinking many aren't getting the grand scope of this trans gender bathroom law. (The imperial decree can be seen at LegalInsurrection )
My wife thinks it's just bathrooms with personal stalls what's the big deal, I told her of the big chain gym with a woman changing and a guy walks in, she complained and she was the one who was tossed out.
Young wise guy in school wants to be on the girls swim team he's in changing with them, no one can challenge him on that.

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2016 07:42 AM (3wHFl)

94 We'll do our best, but I can't make any promises.

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 14, 2016 07:43 AM (bZ7mE)

95
Oh yeah. Dad's got a Jubilee that I rode a thousand hours and I an 8N. Thus, classic Fords.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 07:38 AM (9ym/

________________________________

Yeah! Excellent machines. I got this one last fall from a guy that had it just sitting out in the open. Had to put new tires and rims on the rear, sanded it down and primed/painted it, new plugs, wires, points, condenser, roter button and cap, coil, battery. Runs like a new one.

Posted by: Kudzu King at May 14, 2016 07:45 AM (7SMv9)

96 "but I can't make any promises."

Well, I can't hold you to any more than that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 07:46 AM (9ym/8)

97 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 14, 2016 07:46 AM (ZQfW9)

98 "points, condenser, roter button and cap, coil,"

It's sad to realize that there is at least a complete generation of teen boy who hold absolutely know understanding of these words.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2016 07:48 AM (ptqRm)

99 I'm thinking many aren't getting the grand scope of this trans gender
bathroom law. (The imperial decree can be seen at LegalInsurrection )

My wife thinks it's just bathrooms with personal stalls what's the
big deal, I told her of the big chain gym with a woman changing and a
guy walks in, she complained and she was the one who was tossed out.

Young wise guy in school wants to be on the girls swim team he's in changing with them, no one can challenge him on that.

Yeah, I don't think that there is a concerted effort to get the word out, at least yet.

Conservatives need to put together a PAC or something that works to highlight issues of this nature, stuff that isn't related to a candidate or particular campaign. Buy ads on youtube, TV, mainstream radio, etc.

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 14, 2016 07:48 AM (bZ7mE)

100 From this date in 1944

The EZ Dog Journal

May 14, 1944
Another quiet day on the beachhead. The Germans seem to be concentrating their efforts on the other front. 5th Army has taken over 1000 prisoners in the attack. This is apt to prove a definite factor in German defenses. The French and New Zealanders have crossed the Rapido and Garigliano in some strength.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 14, 2016 07:49 AM (NeFrd)

101 Good morning everyone! Sun is coming up and the birds are singing. Guess it's time to make some coffe and breakfast. And then go into work

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 14, 2016 07:50 AM (QDVFm)

102
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2016 07:48 AM (ptqRm)
___________________________

So true...

Posted by: Kudzu King at May 14, 2016 07:50 AM (7SMv9)

103 "Conservatives need to put together a PAC or something that works to highlight issues of this nature, stuff that isn't related to a candidate or particular campaign."

A friend of mine who talks faster then he thinks was discussing this with me the other day.

When I explained that it allowed me to follow his young daughter into the ladies room simply by saying I feel like a woman at this moment in time got his attention.

He was like
Medical Diagnosis?
Transgender Card?
At least look like a woman?
What's Gender Fluid mean?

Yeh...we had some fun.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2016 07:51 AM (ptqRm)

104 "Yeah! Excellent machines. I got this one last fall from a guy that had it just sitting out in the open. Had to put new tires and rims on the rear, sanded it down and primed/painted it, new plugs, wires, points, condenser, roter button and cap, coil, battery. Runs like a new one. "

Great thing about those old Ford/Ferguson's, you can be an idiot (and I am) but you can sorta sort through and figure 'em out. Once you do, you can the crap outta them so long you keep gas and oil in them.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 07:52 AM (9ym/8)

105
"points, condenser, roter button and cap, coil,"

It's sad to realize that there is at least a complete generation of
teen boy who hold absolutely know understanding of these words.

I have to confess, I am thirty-odd and I don't know what those mean, though can guess on some of them. I worked in the school garage in college, too.

OTOH, I know what grooves and lands, crown, frizzen, tumbler, sear, breech plug, and even extractor and head space mean.

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 14, 2016 07:53 AM (bZ7mE)

106 >>>Instead he got me with taxes and an oppressive regulatory state.

Jason is overcome with white guilt, so he's trying to vut down on the number of overprivileged suburban teens going to summer camp.

Posted by: angela urkel at May 14, 2016 07:54 AM (hSjsk)

107 More ammo.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 14, 2016 07:55 AM (eHpnh)

108 "OTOH, I know what grooves and lands, crown, frizzen, tumbler, sear, breech plug, and even extractor and head space mean."

So you can keep the enemy away from the tractor while Kudzu King gets it running.

After that, you both skedaddle at high speed via tractor.

See....synergy.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2016 07:56 AM (ptqRm)

109 "I have to confess, I am thirty-odd and I don't know what those mean, though can guess on some of them. I worked in the school garage in college, too."

Distributor on an older motor. I've never done it myself, but watched dad time the points on a dis.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 07:57 AM (9ym/8)

110 "points, condenser, roter button and cap, coil,"

and thus the mighty wizard spoke the incantation, and with a wave of his mighty arm, and a shout, "awake" the great machine roared to life, bellowing it's rage and spewing smoke and fire, and the people were sore afraid.

Posted by: Vugar Rasim at May 14, 2016 07:59 AM (FvR1t)

111 Distributor on an older motor. I've never done it myself, but watched dad time the points on a dis.

I figured that it was something like that.

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 14, 2016 08:01 AM (bZ7mE)

112
Y'all play nice today, I'm off (really this time) to get busy.

Posted by: Kudzu King at May 14, 2016 08:02 AM (7SMv9)

113 When I explained that it allowed me to follow his young daughter into
the ladies room simply by saying I feel like a woman at this moment in
time got his attention.

He was like

Medical Diagnosis?

Transgender Card?

At least look like a woman?

What's Gender Fluid mean?

Sounds like you could make that dialogue into a short skit-type ad....

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 14, 2016 08:06 AM (bZ7mE)

114 A friend of mine who talks faster then he thinks was discussing this with me the other day.

When I explained that it allowed me to follow his young daughter into the ladies room simply by saying I feel like a woman at this moment in time got his attention.

He was like
Medical Diagnosis?
Transgender Card?
At least look like a woman?
What's Gender Fluid mean?

Yeh...we had some fun.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2016 07:51 AM (ptqRm)

I can see there being some carve-outs that occur, where the ladies find ways to make hetero males to be the problem here. I must admit, I can't see their play.

Girls ARE going to get raped, or groped, or at least ogled while trying to poo. And it'll be our fault. Somehow, WE caused this.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 14, 2016 08:06 AM (Dj0WE)

115
"It is done," the old man said. "And now to fry the huevos with bacon, and bread, for magic requires feasting if it is to endure."

And the people rejoiced for feast days were rare in that time, especially bacon, for some would forbid it making it difficult to find, and expensive. Great angry mobs would descend upon the people when bacon was fried crying out "harum, harum, Allah Akbar", and loud explosions would be heard.

Posted by: Vugar Rasim at May 14, 2016 08:09 AM (FvR1t)

116 I would like to know how the gender is whatever I think it is filters down into college dorm room assignments, gym locker rooms, the primacy of a birth certificate as a form of ID, and if these geniuses can explain if gender is fluid why can't I identify as another race, male/female prisons, and how the EEOC will pursue work or college admission discrimination cases on what a person feels like vs. having to fill quotas. "Eating itself", as it were. The 'unexpected' results of disregarding reality.

Posted by: Goldilocks at May 14, 2016 08:10 AM (pOgVG)

117 "80
>>>Thanks to no opposition Party, Obama, and a general shitty
congress our military is rapidly sinking into oblivion as the world
enters a very dangerous phase.

Look at it this way: he be less able to attack any states that decide to secede.

Posted by: angela urkel at May 14, 2016 07:24 AM (hSjsk)"

Or, even if no states secede, the United States will be less able to resist the Muslim onslaught. And, lets face it, even though living as dhimmis under Sharia law will suck for us, it will suck a lot more for the special snowflakes so there is that.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 14, 2016 08:10 AM (QHgTq)

118 "Somehow, WE caused this."

When I predicted this very situation in conversation with a friend a couple of weeks ago, she told me I have "bathroom issues."

I wonder what she'll say now.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 14, 2016 08:11 AM (eHpnh)

119 Independent of girls getting abused; women are really going to hate it when we pee all over the place and make their bathrooms as nasty as ours.

We need the CofC to do something useful - like issue a report on the cost to small businesses to provide individual bathroom facilities.

Posted by: Jean at May 14, 2016 08:12 AM (cXiMR)

120 There is a new one.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 08:12 AM (9ym/8)

121 "I can see there being some carve-outs that occur,
where the ladies find ways to make hetero males to be the problem
here. I must admit, I can't see their play.

Girls ARE going to get raped, or groped, or at least ogled
while trying to poo. And it'll be our fault. Somehow, WE caused
this.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 14, 2016 08:06 AM (Dj0WE)"

This is as certain as the sun rising in the east.

I don't know how. I don't know what will be the source of their fallacious reasoning but the fact that left wing feminist women will blame heterosexual white men is as predictable as gravity.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at May 14, 2016 08:15 AM (QHgTq)

122 "and thus the mighty wizard spoke the incantation, and with a wave of his mighty arm, and a shout, "awake" the great machine roared to life, bellowing it's rage and spewing smoke and fire, and the people were sore afraid.
"

THIS!!

Magic.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2016 08:26 AM (ptqRm)

123
It's not just a matter of safety, it's a matter of privacy. No one wants to share bathrooms with the opposite sex. Declaring someone is female or male does not make it so.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 14, 2016 08:35 AM (iQIUe)

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