May 11, 2016 Overnight Thread - Meme is the Theme [Weirddave]

The Internet's chief virtue is memes...memes and cat videos...cat videos and memes.... Its two virtues are cat videos and memes...and YouTube comments.... its *three* virtues are cat videos, memes, and YouTube comments...and the destruction of traditional courtesy.... Its *four*...no... *Amongst* its virtues.... Amongst its virtues...are such elements as cat videos, memes....

I'll come in again.


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Memes have been around for as long as human beings have communicated through the written word and images. All of those cave paintings of primitive humans running from buffalo with spears in their backs? Originally all of them were captioned “LOL Pointy stick is pointy!”. The term “meme” was coined by Richard Dawkins, a man renowned for thinking that he knows so much he doesn't have to believe anything, in his 1976 book The Selfish Gene. This seminal work is rumored to have so inspired the Creator that he created his own special meme to welcome Richard to the afterlife when he joins the majority.

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It was the introduction of the World Wide Web in the 1990s that gave people an unprecedented ability to connect with others, and mankind collectively wondered how to take advantage of this. Sappy forwarded emails from Grandma, badly digitized porn and poorly written prayer requests tried to fill humanity's void, but the world was crying out for memes. Suddenly, everyone realized that not only could they talk to other individuals across the globe, they also had the opportunity to subject them to all the stupid shit that lived in their brains, and few people wasted any time in doing just that. The name of the game was suddenly “hits”; it became a contest to see how many times you could entice other people to share your stupid shit without being forced to subject your friends to their stupid shit. Fame and fortune were rumored to await those who succeeded at this task. One of the earliest memes to “hit it big” was the dancing baby.

Surprisingly enough, fortune did follow fame as the dancing baby was quickly signed to star in a new Fox series as a quirky, anorexic young lawyer who would eventually wind up marrying a stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerfherder.

And so the great meme rush was on. Totalitarian governments worldwide hurried to try and weaponize the meme,

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which so alarmed the intergalactic community of beings that they sent a strong warning to Earth to cut it the hell out.

Chastised, the United Nations attempted to negotiate with the aliens.

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The results were not encouraging.

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Mankind resisted.

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The aliens were having none of it.

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Humans unveiled their secret weapon.

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Defeated, the aliens signed the Defining Unlimited Meme Boundaries (D.U.M.B.) Treaty pledging to cherish all memes from Earth and departed in peace, and thus dawned the golden age of memes.

Which brings us to the present. Today, memes have become one of the cornerstones of modern society. Gone are the days of old fashioned logic and rational thought. Who needs those when we have such a simple and persuasive tool as memes? Today memes are not just at the forefront of human achievement, for most of humanity they are the end-all be-all OF human achievement:

In science,

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the arts,

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music,

social commentary,

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religion,

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and even politics.

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And that's about it. What else is left to say?

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Have a good night everybody!

Tonight's ONT brought to you by me:

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Just kidding.

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Posted by: Open Blogger at 09:58 PM




Comments

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1 Nailed it, Dave.

Posted by: Chi at May 11, 2016 09:54 PM (dJIuC)

2 No Grumpy Cat meme?


Fail

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 11, 2016 09:59 PM (Wckf4)

3 Top ten?

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 11, 2016 09:59 PM (VSenK)

4 Ceiling Cat is very, very disappointed in you. Yes, you. All you young whippersnappers who don't remember the internet BEFORE grandma and a few million Nigerian princes invaded our pristine networks.

Now geekcode, THAT was a meme! Kids today...

Posted by: Sabrina Chase at May 11, 2016 10:03 PM (GG9V6)

5 Badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom....

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at May 11, 2016 10:05 PM (vRQPU)

6 Meme meme....
Sprays throat with one of those spray thingies you see in movies but absolutely no one owns.
Hacks.
Meme!
Ahhhh.....

Posted by: Diogenes at May 11, 2016 10:05 PM (08Znv)

7 The internet was invented by cats as part of a much bigger plot to kill us all

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 11, 2016 10:05 PM (z+4T3)

8 Nice ONT Maet WD....

My kids are at Mickey D's at 0230 b/c they are frickin' hungry.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 11, 2016 10:05 PM (g8Hfr)

9 Le Sigh

Posted by: Henri at May 11, 2016 10:05 PM (rwI+c)

10 Wow.

Also thanks for no Yoko.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2016 10:06 PM (EZebt)

11 ONT too early. Traffic low. Spam magnet.

Posted by: Asian Man speak fragmented sentences at May 11, 2016 10:06 PM (ntObR)

12 Brilliant ONT.

But, I'm pissed as fuck over what came out tonight on Benghazi.

So, 'night all.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 11, 2016 10:07 PM (1ZOkK)

13 Evening...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 10:07 PM (F9j1N)

14 Well done.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 11, 2016 10:08 PM (CYoPx)

15 Is this a stupid meme?



http://tinyurl.com/grjfmwx

Posted by: Nip Sip at May 11, 2016 10:08 PM (jJRIy)

16 Hey everybody. I shared this earlier today but oh man, gotta share it again. Sweet sweet SWEET schaudenfreude.

What Reid actually should have said to Grayson was, "we have Warpath Warren now, we don't need you any more."

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/05/
harry-reid-alan-grayson-fight-223081

or, tiny URL:

http://tinyurl.com/joe7pjn

"Reid to Grayson: I want you to lose"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2016 10:10 PM (ntObR)

17 Holy crap. It's like I got Ka-Boomed right in the face.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 11, 2016 10:11 PM (jR7Wy)

18 Best. ONT. Content. Ever.

Posted by: blaster at May 11, 2016 10:11 PM (2Ocf1)

19 Ah yes, the memeification of the ONT! Much needed change of pace!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 11, 2016 10:11 PM (wYnyS)

20 Oh crap it's Weird Dave. Enjoy the thread before it disappears.

Posted by: blaster at May 11, 2016 10:12 PM (2Ocf1)

21 Meme, meme, meme, schmeme. I give you: MiMi!


http://astoria-rust.blogspot.ca/2011/04/mimi.html

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2016 10:12 PM (za3G1)

22 Nice memes.

Posted by: steevy at May 11, 2016 10:12 PM (B48dK)

23 Calvin Klein puts out an upskirt ad.
http://tinyurl.com/hta8vnd (Daily Mail)

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 11, 2016 10:13 PM (R+30W)

24 According to accounts of their meeting (outlined in my link above), Grayson was actually demanding of Reid: "Say my name!!"

I would have had a field day. "Moron? Jackass? Shithead?? Stop me when I get warm..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2016 10:14 PM (ntObR)

25 5 Badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom....


Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at May 11, 2016 10:05 PM (vRQPU)


Now that's going to be in my head for hours.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 11, 2016 10:15 PM (HalrA)

26 One of the earliest memes to "hit it big" was the dancing baby.

OK, I made it through about 20 seconds. Glad that was before my time on the internet.

Posted by: rickl at May 11, 2016 10:15 PM (sdi6R)

27 24 Caveman.The guy looks like the Cromags from that show Sliders.

Posted by: steevy at May 11, 2016 10:15 PM (B48dK)

28 Originally all of them were captioned "LOL Pointy stick is pointy!"

How soon we forget.

Posted by: Pointy McPointystick at May 11, 2016 10:15 PM (Oi5b2)

29 On the plus side, I got some nice tits to play with...

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at May 11, 2016 10:15 PM (J3phO)

30 Maybe Grayson thinks he's Walter White.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 11, 2016 10:15 PM (R+30W)

31 25
Now that's going to be in my head for hours.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 11, 2016 10:15 PM (HalrA)


10 hours to be precise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGlyFc79BUE

Posted by: rickl at May 11, 2016 10:17 PM (sdi6R)

32 Anon, I think Grayson thought he could goad Reid into a fistfight.

I'd PAY to see that video...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2016 10:17 PM (ntObR)

33 >>>pseudo-faux

Is that one of those double negative kind of things? So pseudo-faux really means real?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 11, 2016 10:17 PM (R+30W)

34 You kids and you're memes. All we had was USENET grammer Naxiz trolls.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at May 11, 2016 10:18 PM (dZGNV)

35 "and I hate the whole pseudo-faux silly idea of a "meme".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2016 10:15 PM (uyrlv) "

If something is pseudo-faux silly, isn't it just...silly?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at May 11, 2016 10:18 PM (kumBu)

36 Another Weird Dave post that I find delightful.

The memory hole will probably feast well on this when it vanishes along with the others.

Posted by: Bete watching the world soak in lighter fluid at May 11, 2016 10:19 PM (F9322)

37 A Happy Thought before I go off to bed,

Tomorrow we will wake up with Obama as Preezy Choom.

I will leave you with that.

*runs like hell*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 11, 2016 10:20 PM (1ZOkK)

38 We've secretly replaced the regular ONT with this one that's all MEME, all the time.

Let's see if our readers notice the difference, shall we?


/meme



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

(great ONT, by the way, WD!)

Posted by: Jim at May 11, 2016 10:20 PM (McRlu)

39 Reid should have responded to Grayson with "Heisenberg".

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 11, 2016 10:21 PM (R+30W)

40 **Top 5 Anti-Hillary Memes of 2018**

5. [censored by order of HRC Ministry of Truth]

4. [censored by order of HRC Ministry of Truth]

3. [censored by order of HRC Ministry of Truth]

2. [censored by order of HRC Ministry of Truth]

1. [censored by order of HRC Ministry of Truth]

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2016 10:21 PM (ntObR)

41 Meme -

Google seeks to control knowledge.


Because us serfs don't know how to read or think for ourselves.


Washington Post is concerned.

Posted by: Raymond Stegatorian at May 11, 2016 10:21 PM (XIlW9)

42 Wow. Early ONT.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 11, 2016 10:21 PM (9ltS8)

43 Bruce Jenner wishes he were a pseudo-fox, but he doesn't quite make pseudo-cougar.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2016 10:21 PM (za3G1)

44 33 Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2016 10:17 PM (ntObR)


Searchlight was a boxer...

no bullshit.

I think it explains his detached moral base.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 11, 2016 10:21 PM (g8Hfr)

45 37 Another Weird Dave post that I find delightful.

The memory hole will probably feast well on this when it vanishes along with the others.


I was assigned the ONT tonight. Got tomorrow night too.

Posted by: Weirddave at May 11, 2016 10:22 PM (N8hFs)

46 Grayson should have responded, "I know where all the boys' bodies are buried!"

And I HATE Grayson.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 11, 2016 10:22 PM (1ZOkK)

47 Somebody turned the meme generator dial to eleven.

Posted by: eman at May 11, 2016 10:22 PM (MQEz6)

48 Wow. Early ONT.

There's a meme.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at May 11, 2016 10:22 PM (Tyii7)

49 sven, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2016 10:22 PM (ntObR)

50 Hot One Hundred!

Posted by: with nothing at May 11, 2016 10:23 PM (klkVb)

51 So, today I realized an actual reason to get married: so that your mate can do the things that you don't want to do.

I think this works out best if you like to do the things that your mate doesn't like.

sigh.

Today I had to install an air filter on my car. It was actually quite simple; however, I'm a bit car phobic, and realized that I really don't want to do that sort of thing. And then had the revelation above.

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at May 11, 2016 10:23 PM (AHDxb)

52 Jane, LOL. Grayson would have been 'disappeared' in 2 minutes...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2016 10:24 PM (ntObR)

53 ***"Calvin Klein puts out an upskirt ad."***


Loved feminist on feminist "friendly" fire from the included commentary as they traded competing feminist memes:


"You're slut shaming!"


"No, it's misogynistic, disrespectful patriarchal pedophilia!"

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 11, 2016 10:24 PM (Wckf4)

54 But I can't stand Grayson either. He is the definition of loathesome.

IMHO one of the best things that could possibly happen to America is for him to die a violent death.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2016 10:25 PM (ntObR)

55 31
ROFLMAO! That ONT is hysterical ... and I hate the whole pseudo-faux silly idea of a "meme".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2016 10:15 PM (uyrlv)

Memes are more than just cat pictures. For another famous example, "Kilroy Was Here" went from being a shipyard inspector's personal version of "Inspected by No. 4", to a mysterious cartoon figure that amused sailors going overseas on Liberty ships, to a graffiti that popped up all over Europe and had German intelligence wondering who this Allied super-agent who was apparently everywhere at once was.

There's a certain subtle power in these viral ideas, and they're more than just cat pictures or chunks of graffiti. They can be pretty much any simple, repeatable concept. Goebbels kind of hit it halfway with his belief that a lie repeated enough would seem like the truth. The Left has been using its media mouthpieces to wedge their ideas into unsuspecting brains like this for decades.

And unfortunately, the modern education system has created a generation of credulous idiots who need to be spoonfed everything, in an age when we need skeptics (real skeptics, not just the trashy anti-religious crap that masquerades as skepticism now.)

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 11, 2016 10:25 PM (HalrA)

56 Kilroy was here.

Posted by: Kilroy at May 11, 2016 10:26 PM (OF/aZ)

57 "You kids and you're memes. All we had was USENET grammer Naxiz trolls.

Posted by: whatmeworry?"

Oh, now you've done it.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 11, 2016 10:26 PM (9ltS8)

58 55 Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2016 10:25 PM (ntObR)


Ideally provably at Democrat hands...

Reid melting down on Dick Grayson gives me hope perhaps that the donks want to put the hopium down and just focus on graft for a decade....

*fingers crossed*

Posted by: sven10077 at May 11, 2016 10:26 PM (g8Hfr)

59 Yeah, nothing better than sending your teen daughter off to NYC to "model" and be posing naked and treated like perp-bait. NYC Lib Values.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 11, 2016 10:27 PM (1ZOkK)

60 Weezer got a bunch of YouTube-famous people together and made a music video out of it. I don't think it would have worked without "Pork and Beans" being an anti-studio song or a catchy tune. And yes, Dancing Baby is in there.

Posted by: pookysgirl at May 11, 2016 10:27 PM (EgeHs)

61 This pic I just found at FB is fantastic. Turns out some Russian women protested their "wear a hijab day."

http://tinyurl.com/gww2dco

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2016 10:28 PM (ntObR)

62 This was a very funny article on memes by Matt Labash from the Weekly Standard:

http://www.weeklystandard.com/the-meme-generation/article/645912

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 11, 2016 10:29 PM (jR7Wy)

63 sven, LOL. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2016 10:29 PM (ntObR)

64 Well, I'm off to bed. Our Asian student texted me at 3:40 a.m. this morning that he was home.

Yay! Love the kid. Can't wait till he's back home with us this summer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 11, 2016 10:29 PM (1ZOkK)

65 Howdy all,

Sweet ONT!

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 11, 2016 10:30 PM (pcyHg)

66 62 This pic I just found at FB is fantastic. Turns out some Russian women protested their "wear a hijab day."

http://tinyurl.com/gww2dco

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2016 10:28 PM (ntObR)

++++

They should expect our visit soon.

Posted by: Mutaween at May 11, 2016 10:31 PM (R+30W)

67 Heard Huckabee is lobbying to be Trump's veep.

Delusional.

Posted by: blaster at May 11, 2016 10:31 PM (2Ocf1)

68 Hmm. You could probably make a good meme with a picture of an Iranian ayatollah type, just the head on one of those colored-rays backgrounds, with swirly-spiral glasses, dictating Obama Admin foreign policy.



Ayatollah: "You will give us 150 billion dollars, access to nuclear materials, and a kitten!"

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 11, 2016 10:32 PM (HalrA)

69 Wednesday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/730447887981805568

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/730448115657003010

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/730448341969014784

Posted by: kbdabear at May 11, 2016 10:32 PM (363+Y)

70 http://tinyurl.com/gww2dco

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2016 10:28 PM (ntObR)


hijab-a-dabba-doo!

Posted by: zombie Fred Flintstone at May 11, 2016 10:33 PM (za3G1)

71 More Wednesday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/730448498756300800

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/730448684232609792

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/730448834355146752

Posted by: kbdabear at May 11, 2016 10:33 PM (363+Y)

72 Even More Wednesday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/730448975908737024

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/730449117026095106

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/730449267387674624

Posted by: kbdabear at May 11, 2016 10:34 PM (363+Y)

73 I've suddenly got a very strong urge for a bike ride.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 11, 2016 10:35 PM (Wckf4)

74 "Heard Huckabee is lobbying to be Trump's veep. "

Probably is but I was surprised back during the debates when I found myself thinking "what a good fcuking answer" so many time when he spoke.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 10:35 PM (F9j1N)

75 I've suddenly got a very strong urge for a bike ride.

Us too!!

Posted by: Fat Bottomed Girls at May 11, 2016 10:35 PM (ntObR)

76 Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 11, 2016 10:25 PM (HalrA)

The word "fad" covered that idea well enough.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2016 10:36 PM (zc3Db)

77 So, today I realized an actual reason to get married: so that your mate can do the things that you don't want to do.
--------------

It would be nice if marriage was all moonlight and roses, river tours down the Danube, nights on the Champs Elysees, etc., but... it generally isn't.

While I don't thrill at the responsibility for washing the cars, cleaning the litter box, rolling the garbage out, getting the oil changed in the vehicles, mowing the lawn, dealing with repairmen, etc., ad nauseam... I recognize that those tasks come easier to me and are more natural to me than they are to my other half.

All of these things have to be seen to in a normal REAL household, and a willing attitude of just getting it done because it has to be done is one of the keys to a good relationship

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2016 10:36 PM (Z58Xa)

78 69 Hmm. You could probably make a good meme with a picture of an Iranian ayatollah type, just the head on one of those colored-rays backgrounds, with swirly-spiral glasses, dictating Obama Admin foreign policy.



Ayatollah: "You will give us 150 billion dollars, access to nuclear materials, and a kitten!"

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 11, 2016 10:32 PM (HalrA)

++++

I am confident that Obama would stand firm and refuse to give up the kitten.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 11, 2016 10:36 PM (R+30W)

79 Gasps of shock and awe when Grayson Met Reid. It was cataclysmic. Others in the room were traumatized, some weeping while others fainted from the shock when Grayson rudely and crudely said to Reid "Say my name"

Pearls were clutched, and perfumed hankies were sniffed as Reid replied, "Because it's true and I want you to lose."

Para medics were called. Emergency response teams were overwhelmed with casualties and newsies scrambled to get quotes from witnesses who were present and heard the entire exchange.

The proverbial news media feeding frenzy added to the sense of chaos in the room as spokespersons tried desperately to contain the fallout. Political lives were altered, careers affected, stock markets shaken, world leaders called seeking reassurances that the US would still be the US.

It was mayhem on a global scale. Horrible...horrible.

Posted by: Raymond Stegatorian at May 11, 2016 10:37 PM (XIlW9)

80 Probably is but I was surprised back during the debates when I found myself thinking "what a good fcuking answer" so many time when he spoke.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 10:35 PM (F9j1N)


I think he had that thing where you totally on when you have nothing to lose.

Posted by: blaster at May 11, 2016 10:37 PM (2Ocf1)

81 what came out tonight on Benghazi.

What did I miss?

Posted by: Fox2! at May 11, 2016 10:38 PM (brIR5)

82 Anon, LOL.

I fear he would send a dog instead, with a note that reads "nutritious *and* delicious!!"

:-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2016 10:39 PM (ntObR)

83 Raymond, don't forget the sonic boom...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2016 10:39 PM (ntObR)

84 62
This pic I just found at FB is fantastic. Turns out some Russian women protested their "wear a hijab day."

Sign says "no shirt, no shoes, no service." Don't say nothin' 'bout no pants.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 11, 2016 10:39 PM (Oi5b2)

85 So we're posting memes tonight.

Thanks. Me too.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 11, 2016 10:39 PM (wOKJp)

86 Oh shit

Waddup.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 11, 2016 10:40 PM (wOKJp)

87 I've suddenly got a very strong urge for a bike ride.

Don't forget the seat.

Posted by: Cahrles Johansen at May 11, 2016 10:40 PM (Tyii7)

88 Well done, Weird Dave.

Don't forget your 90s' Meems--Billy Evans, the boy without a body; the Ryan's steakhouse story; and "Armageddon!": the Nose-Breaking gerbil.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 11, 2016 10:41 PM (J+n2j)

89 "The word "fad" covered that idea well enough."

Killjoy has decided to kill joy.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 10:41 PM (OQ9R7)

90
Lucky for us that Teh Horde doesn't go in for that meme bullshit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 11, 2016 10:42 PM (o98Jz)

91 The word "fad" covered that idea well enough.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2016 10:36 PM (zc3Db)


Pretty much, but no matter what you call it, the ability to manipulate the movements of culture - even its small, silly ephemera - can be used for evil purposes. That's the point I was making.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 11, 2016 10:42 PM (HalrA)

92 measles outbreak in TN, brought by a ME refugee

Posted by: Jake at May 11, 2016 10:42 PM (0t+ep)

93 "Lucky for us that Teh Horde doesn't go in for that meme bullshit."
-Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 11, 2016 10:42 PM (o98Jz)

I have no idea what this means.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at May 11, 2016 10:43 PM (OQ9R7)

94 1. How is "meme" pronounced?
2. What is a meme? What is it's definition?
3. What is the modivation for a meme?

Posted by: lindafell de spair at May 11, 2016 10:44 PM (xVgrA)

95
Kilroy was here.
Posted by: Kilroy


I'm Kilroy!

Posted by: Mister Roboto at May 11, 2016 10:44 PM (k4M/B)

96 Fourth of July a few years back at the city park where we went to watch the fireworks was like Muslim Family Reunion - there was a young lady in hijab and quite the decolletage - I am thinking, first, you are doing it wrong, then, second, you are doing it right.

Posted by: blaster at May 11, 2016 10:44 PM (2Ocf1)

97 Crap. More t'storms. Wasn't even paying attention.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 10:44 PM (F9j1N)

98
Badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom....


Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at May 11, 2016 10:05 PM (vRQPU)








Heh.

I introduced my nephews to that one a few years ago. Took a year for them to finally get tired of it.....much to my brother's annoyance.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 11, 2016 10:44 PM (o98Jz)

99 What about the Gerbil?

Posted by: Richard Gere, famous...something or other at May 11, 2016 10:44 PM (+1T7c)

100 Killjoy has decided to kill joy.





Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 10:41 PM (OQ9R7)

Why don't you go pester someone else?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2016 10:44 PM (zc3Db)

101 measles outbreak in TN, brought by a ME refugee

We have nothing to fear from migrating pathogens, my friendsh!

Posted by: Senor Juan McCain at May 11, 2016 10:44 PM (Tyii7)

102
Suddenly, everyone realized that not only could they talk to other individuals across the globe, they also had the opportunity to subject them to all the stupid shit that lived in their brains

It's strange, but the "off" switch still takes care of that shit...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 11, 2016 10:45 PM (BK3ZS)

103 I recognize that those tasks come easier to me and are more natural to me than they are to my other half.



All of these things have to be seen to in a normal REAL household, and a willing attitude of just getting it done because it has to be done is one of the keys to a good relationship


Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2016 10:36 PM
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Exactly.


Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at May 11, 2016 10:45 PM (AHDxb)

104
94 "Lucky for us that Teh Horde doesn't go in for that meme bullshit."
-Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 11, 2016 10:42 PM (o98Jz)

I have no idea what this means.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at May 11, 2016 10:43 PM (OQ9R7)







Word.

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at May 11, 2016 10:45 PM (o98Jz)

105 Measles outbreaks brought to you by the autism-caused-by-innoculations meem.

I think they should parent-shame when kids get illnesses that can be prevented thru vaccination.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 11, 2016 10:45 PM (J+n2j)

106 Our initial assessment is that their memes will all die.

Posted by: Baghdad Bob at May 11, 2016 10:46 PM (Z58Xa)

107 measles outbreak in TN, brought by a ME refugee

Posted by: Jake at May 11, 2016 10:42 PM (0t+ep)


But they've all been thoroughly vetted and passed a health inspection!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 11, 2016 10:46 PM (wYnyS)

108 I still get choked up when I hear Martin Luther King's "I Have a Meme" speech.

Posted by: Joe at May 11, 2016 10:46 PM (za3G1)

109 We have nothing to fear from migrating pathogens, my friendsh!


Posted by: Senor Juan McCain

I hear that they are culturally conservative and we should expect them to vote for Republicans, no?

Posted by: zombie Louis Pasteur at May 11, 2016 10:47 PM (+1T7c)

110 89 Oh, there were a million that I didn't include, there just wasn't room. This did take me a bit of time to pull together though, yea meme generator is easy to use, but first you have to figure out what you want to say to fit the narrative. And I couldn't find a pic of disaster girl in front of an exploding earth so I actually made that one myself. I thought it came out pretty well.

Posted by: Weirddave at May 11, 2016 10:47 PM (CTvSA)

111 I have no idea what this means.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson
-------------------

Consult the AoSHQ Handbook

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2016 10:47 PM (Z58Xa)

112 All through the day

I meme mine I meme mine I meme mine.

I I meme meme mine

I I meme meme mine

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 11, 2016 10:47 PM (1xUj/)

113 "Word.
Posted by: Brian Dennehy "


Effing A

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 11, 2016 10:47 PM (F9j1N)

114 26 One of the earliest memes to "hit it big" was the dancing baby.

OK, I made it through about 20 seconds. Glad that was before my time on the internet.
Posted by: rickl at May 11, 2016 10:15 PM (sdi6R)

Always creeped me out.

Posted by: baldilocks at May 11, 2016 10:47 PM (VlyWV)

115 @111 if you explain the joke it loses teh funnay.


Posted by: blaster at May 11, 2016 10:48 PM (2Ocf1)

116 The "news" about the Benghazi attack isn't all that new... All we've got now is someone coming forth with what many already knew!

*Let me show you my 'shocked' face.

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 11, 2016 10:48 PM (kP16F)

117
I will post this again, because I really DO want to share it.

This weekend marks the 50th year that my sweet ginger has had my soul.

I maintain that I got much the better of that deal.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 11, 2016 10:49 PM (X35Yt)

118
True-Con Cat vs Libertarian Chicken

Discuss.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 11, 2016 10:49 PM (o98Jz)

119 75 I was surprised back during the debates when I found myself thinking "what a good fcuking answer" so many time when he spoke.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 10:35 PM (F9j1N)
----------------
Yep. Whatever else one may say about the Huckster, he is very good in the "debate" format.
Actually, he's a pretty skilled talker all around.
And sometimes he hits the nail on the head.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 11, 2016 10:50 PM (T/5A0)

120 And I couldn't find a pic of disaster girl in front of an exploding
earth so I actually made that one myself. I thought it came out pretty
well.


Can we do flaming polar bears and whales tomorrow night?

Posted by: AlManBearPig at May 11, 2016 10:50 PM (Tyii7)

121 Be sure to send a get well card to Craig Shergold.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 11, 2016 10:50 PM (k4M/B)

122 117 The "news" about the Benghazi attack isn't all that new... All we've got now is someone coming forth with what many already knew!

*Let me show you my 'shocked' face.
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 11, 2016 10:48 PM (kP16F)
***
Dude, that was like two years ago! - Tommy Vietor or however the Hell you spell that slack-jawed Hill-bro's name.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2016 10:50 PM (lutOX)

123 Am I the only one who was disappointed that the "Sound of Mac-10s" wasn't the full length of the original song?

Posted by: rickl at May 11, 2016 10:50 PM (sdi6R)

124
Now this is a cake!

https://goo.gl/lw7hni

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 11, 2016 10:51 PM (iQIUe)

125 "I will post this again, because I really DO want to share it.
This weekend marks the 50th year that my sweet ginger has had my soul.
I maintain that I got much the better of that deal.
"
-Posted by: irongrampa at May 11, 2016 10:49 PM (X35Yt)

Continued Grace and Blessings to you and your Ginger of Holy Matrimony, good Sir!!!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 10:51 PM (OQ9R7)

126 Wow I just got a Mitt Romney penned Paul Ryan bleg letter...

I will of course be sinking it.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 11, 2016 10:52 PM (g8Hfr)

127 "The "news" about the Benghazi attack isn't all that new... "


What's new is someone has finally decided to come out , albeit disguised, despite the threats of reprisal and intimidation.

That those goddam bastards can get away with that is infuriating.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 11, 2016 10:52 PM (F9j1N)

128 Always creeped me out.
Posted by: baldilocks
-------------

Me too.
Actually, I realized that we had reached an inflection point. People could be depicted as doing things that they never did.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2016 10:53 PM (Z58Xa)

129 The Evolution of Meme, given to us by Weirddave. Brilliant.

Happy 50th anniversary, irongrampa! That's fantastic.

Posted by: bluebell at May 11, 2016 10:53 PM (2WwbN)

130 That those goddam bastards can get away with that is infuriating.

Haven't even scratched the surface.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at May 11, 2016 10:53 PM (Tyii7)

131 That those goddam bastards can get away with that is infuriating.


Posted by: Harry Reid

Sock fail?

Posted by: zombie Socks the Cat, death by Clinton at May 11, 2016 10:53 PM (+1T7c)

132 " Wow I just got a Mitt Romney penned Paul Ryan bleg letter... "


You, you.......Republican!

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 11, 2016 10:53 PM (F9j1N)

133 Well, I wasn't expecting a sort of 45-year old BBC comedy reference.

Posted by: CrustyB at May 11, 2016 10:53 PM (Hnglq)

134 Science in honor of our flying friend of 2 threads down:

http://tinyurl.com/gllhhqd

C&EN article on:
FDA warns uncontrollable urges linked to dru

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2016 10:53 PM (u82oZ)

135 "Sock fail?"

Yes.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 10:54 PM (F9j1N)

136 >>What's new is someone has finally decided to come out , albeit disguised, despite the threats of reprisal and intimidation.


Oooh - one of the 30+ survivors who was left to dies by Obama and Hills?
GOOD!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2016 10:54 PM (NOIQH)

137 Margarita, you mentioned recently growing up outside the U.S. Would you mention where? If not, I understand.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 10:55 PM (F9j1N)

138 Leave no failed sock behind.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at May 11, 2016 10:55 PM (Tyii7)

139
Alas, I perished too soon

-- zombie Bat Boy

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 11, 2016 10:55 PM (BK3ZS)

140 I have a dream
That I am eating a giant marshmallow.
When I awaken
My pillow is gone.

-Martin Luther Meme Jr.

Posted by: CrustyB at May 11, 2016 10:57 PM (Hnglq)

141 "Pwned!!!!!"



*Damn, spellcheck should have caught that - said some developer

Posted by: Warcraft at May 11, 2016 10:57 PM (NOIQH)

142 Alas, I perished too soon

-- zombie Bat Boy
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
------------

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at May 11, 2016 10:58 PM (Z58Xa)

143 Leave no failed sock behind.


Posted by: That guy who always says


George Lopez did a standup comedy routine on cable, a couple of years ago, centering on socks and male onanism.
It was really stupid, boorish and sick. After that, I can't ever think of George Lopez as funny or even likable. I mean, the audience wasn't even laughing at it.

Sock fail. Leave it behind.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...shooting at wolves at May 11, 2016 10:58 PM (+1T7c)

144 I wish they could get Gen. Carter Ham to sing...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 11, 2016 10:58 PM (kP16F)

145 97 - there was a young lady in hijab and quite the decolletage -
Posted by: blaster at May 11, 2016 10:44 PM (2Ocf1)
--------------------
Was she black by any chance?
Just curious --- because the only women I have seen with that combination of hijab/niqab plus decolletage/mini-skirt/tight jeans are Nation of Islam chicks.
It's pretty amusing, in any case!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 11, 2016 10:59 PM (T/5A0)

146 133 Posted by: Harry Reid at May 11, 2016 10:53 PM (F9j1N)


Sorta Searchlight...sorta...

I mean yes I am technically still a GOP guy but it was close oh so close.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 11, 2016 10:59 PM (g8Hfr)

147 well, there were two people talking about benghazi on fox, one was in silhouette and the other was a guy who said he was former delta operator. both were claiming they were ready to go and never got the order.

the guy in silhouette was an air force pilot who said they could have made it from aviano to sigonella using the hot pit technique even though no tankers were available.



Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2016 10:59 PM (vb33c)

148 It's meme night at the HQ. Moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: Bete watching the world soak in lighter fluid at May 11, 2016 11:00 PM (F9322)

149 Just heard Hillary! on the top of the hour radio news....


Lord, that voice! How any man who isn't a pajama-boy or a rank omega could ever vote for that is more than I know.

She has that 'you really never should have talked to me in the first place' voice that first wives all seem to master.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2016 11:00 PM (lutOX)

150 All your base are belong to us.

Posted by: Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders at May 11, 2016 11:03 PM (dlF5e)

151 >>> what came out tonight on Benghazi.



"What did I miss?"

USAF aircrew member interviewed anonymously on Fox. Says that they would have been easily able to mount a rescue effort in Benghazi but weren't allowed to try. Also says there has been a ton of inappropriate command influence to pressure servicemembers into keeping quiet about all of this.

Also apparently Trey Gowdy says that he and his committee have been systematically blocked from talking to Annex survivors.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 11, 2016 11:03 PM (noWW6)

152 "Why don't you go pester someone else?"
-Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2016 10:44 PM (zc3Db)

You should probably stop feeling special.

Just ask... Cthulhu, weft-cut loop, Gingy, Chi, Buzzsaw90, BurtTC, and other monickers I can't remember if they were "picked-on" by lil' ol' Slapweasel.

You're not special. You're just words on the blog.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:03 PM (OQ9R7)

153 138 Margarita, you mentioned recently growing up outside the U.S. Would you mention where? If not, I understand.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 10:55 PM (F9j1N)
--------------
I was born and raised in the Republic of Panama. My father was Panamanian, my mother Cuban.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 11, 2016 11:04 PM (T/5A0)

154 really, over before it gets started?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2016 11:04 PM (vb33c)

155 *taps the mic... Is this thing on?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 11, 2016 11:04 PM (kP16F)

156 Not really a meme, more my attempt at quasi-political parody:

http://stompershack.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/JebK2016.jpg

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 11, 2016 11:05 PM (D0J8L)

157 seems very slow in here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2016 11:06 PM (vb33c)

158 Anon, I think Grayson thought he could goad Reid into a fistfight.
Like that would be a fight. Wimp.

Posted by: Acme brand Knob-Exerciser Bands at May 11, 2016 11:06 PM (Ntwfo)

159 "I was born and raised in the Republic of Panama."


Ah, interesting.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:06 PM (F9j1N)

160 Meh, it's a Wednesday night...the 'ettes are at Ladies' Night...

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2016 11:07 PM (lutOX)

161 "seems very slow in here."
-Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2016 11:06 PM (vb33c)

I'm blaming it on PrimeOrdealOrderedPair...

-P.O.O.P.

*picks on a guy for no apparent reason*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:08 PM (OQ9R7)

162 IIRC, there were reportedly assets available at Sigonella that were ready to roll...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 11, 2016 11:08 PM (kP16F)

163 Don't look at me, nobody gives enough of a frak about me to harass me. Has its advantages, that does...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 11, 2016 11:08 PM (D0J8L)

164 Zettai Ryoiki


I sensed there was something special about you.

And so, to google, repository of all human knowledge I went. And all knowing google sent me to tvtrope.org

and just out of idle curiosity I looked up the meaning of 'trope'

noun
1.
Rhetoric.
any literary or rhetorical device, as metaphor, metonymy, synecdoche, and irony, that consists in the use of words in other than their literal sense.
an instance of this.
Compare figure of speech.
2.
a phrase, sentence, or verse formerly interpolated in a liturgical text to amplify or embellish.
3.
(in the philosophy of Santayana) the principle of organization according to which matter moves to form an object during the various stages of its existence.


and now I know less than when I started.

Posted by: Raymond Stegatorian at May 11, 2016 11:08 PM (XIlW9)

165 118----"This weekend marks the 50th year that my sweet ginger has had my soul."
Posted by: irongrampa at May 11, 2016 10:49 PM (X35Yt)
--------------------------
Wow. That is fantastic!

Hey, we should pick a time and all drink a toast to IG and Mrs IG on an ONT this weekend! I'll buy the champagne!
Can someone bring a cake. A big cake?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 11, 2016 11:08 PM (T/5A0)

166 Just ask... Cthulhu, weft-cut loop, Gingy, Chi, Buzzsaw90, BurtTC, and other monickers I can't remember if they were "picked-on" by lil' ol' Slapweasel.

You're not special. You're just words on the blog.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:03 PM (OQ9R7)



English isn't your thing, evidently. "Pestered" isn't the same as "picked-on". You're annoying. Go annoy someone else. There are lots of others, here, for you to bother.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2016 11:09 PM (zc3Db)

167 "Meh, it's a Wednesday night...the 'ettes are at Ladies' Night..."


Martinis flowing , flirting with college guys......

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:09 PM (F9j1N)

168
Alas, I perished too soon
-- zombie Bat Boy
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
------------
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Jeff Goldblum


I was immortal.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at May 11, 2016 11:11 PM (k4M/B)

169 Up yours, baby!

Posted by: kilroy at May 11, 2016 11:11 PM (Ntwfo)

170 "English isn't your thing, evidently. "Pestered" isn't the same as "picked-on". You're annoying. Go annoy someone else. There are lots of others, here, for you to bother."
-Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2016 11:09 PM (zc3Db)

You are now "A Thing". Keep responding, please, POOP.

If I drop my wallet, can I haz money?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:11 PM (OQ9R7)

171 "Don't look at me, nobody gives enough of a frak about me to harass me. Has its advantages, that does... "


*punches in shoulder*


Hey, jerk.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:12 PM (F9j1N)

172 162. -P.O.O.P.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:08 PM (OQ9R7)

Aha! That's the funky smell I was hanging back from.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 11, 2016 11:12 PM (v+veR)

173 Sort of political, sort of off-beat for the nightwalkers, but I read this the other day (linked at American Digest), and thought it was interesting.

http://tinyurl.com/zqkhtwl

Interesting statistics, interesting numbers on the possible voter turnout in November.

If Joe Bob Briggs was here, he would say.....check it out.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...shooting at wolves at May 11, 2016 11:12 PM (+1T7c)

174 And so, to google, repository of all human knowledge I went. And all knowing google sent me to tvtrope.org

Posted by: Raymond Stegatorian at May 11, 2016 11:08 PM (XIlW9)

tvtrope.com is a quagmire that sucks in visitors and only allows them to escape hours- sometimes many- later. You seem to have gotten out before the beast recognized you were there and pulled you in.

Posted by: Bete watching the world soak in lighter fluid at May 11, 2016 11:13 PM (F9322)

175 Stegatorian @ 165: ???

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 11, 2016 11:13 PM (kP16F)

176 That was ... so weird, Dave.

And not one mention of the creme de la... crossing the memes! (It's dangerous.)

Also this fine bit of web material - ten sexiest women everl filmed:

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

Posted by: memeful webworker at May 11, 2016 11:14 PM (5a8XA)

177 166 Can someone bring a cake. A big cake?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 11, 2016 11:08 PM

Damn, my brother just got back from Costco. I could have had him pick up one of their ginormous cakes if I'd known sooner.

Happy Anniversary IG!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 11, 2016 11:15 PM (v+veR)

178 Well, I wasn't expecting a sort of 45-year old BBC comedy reference.
"Complaints" are Room 12A. It's "being hit over a head with a meme" lessons here.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 11, 2016 11:16 PM (Ntwfo)

179 Shit, I'm fixing to get some straight wind. 40-60mph.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:16 PM (F9j1N)

180 Awesome ONT Weirddave.

Even though All Your Base will be stuck in my head now.

Howdy horde. How goes it.

*this better be a fun casual thread dammit


**scrollin' up

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2016 11:16 PM (hlMPp)

181 @146 nope ME in origin I think.

Posted by: blaster at May 11, 2016 11:16 PM (2Ocf1)

182 Ah, of course.

Don't cross the memes!

Posted by: Ray Stantz, toast buster at May 11, 2016 11:16 PM (+1T7c)

183 I was wondering about "honor", but you went and spelled that out last month.

I like pestering miscreants. -English, (n),: One holding depraved, villainous or base beliefs.

Ex: PrimordealOrderedPair is a miscreant.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:17 PM (OQ9R7)

184 Woot woot ONT

Awesome job weirddave!!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 11, 2016 11:18 PM (voOPb)

185 How's my English, buddy?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:18 PM (OQ9R7)

186 Don't look at me, nobody gives enough of a frak about me to harass me. Has its advantages, that does...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 11, 2016 11:08 PM (D0J8L)

*proceeds to give Brother Cavil a noogie and purple nurple.


Up next, Indian burn!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2016 11:19 PM (hlMPp)

187 Your skin is thin, Amigo. Go find another fight. This one is not yours.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:19 PM (OQ9R7)

188 ♫ All we are is words on a blog ♪

Posted by: Kansas at May 11, 2016 11:19 PM (Ntwfo)

189 Do ducks make good pets?

Posted by: eman at May 11, 2016 11:20 PM (MQEz6)

190 " How's my English, buddy?"


Actually, yo do speak it, mf'er.

Posted by: Jules at May 11, 2016 11:20 PM (F9j1N)

191 I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Apparently male pregnancy porn is the new thing (the new hotness, as the youth might say).

http://tinyurl.com/hhkqcbs

Posted by: Thrawn at May 11, 2016 11:20 PM (wQWv4)

192 I'd much rather talk about baseball, but the blog's direction hasn't allowed for it.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:21 PM (OQ9R7)

193 Slap, are you channeling Angry Bert this evening? Can I offer you an adult beverage in an attempt to get you to step over the POOP?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 11, 2016 11:21 PM (v+veR)

194 Do ducks make good pets?


Posted by: eman


Sure, and keep them with cows.

Milk and quackers.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at May 11, 2016 11:21 PM (+1T7c)

195 The Cubs may be the most talent assembled in one place since The Avengers.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:22 PM (OQ9R7)

196 Stegatorian @ 165: ???

Ok, maybe that came off as a little more stalkerish than was intended. Great Nic. I just presumed you were intending to be noticed.

Pardon me for noticing.

Posted by: Raymond Stegatorian at May 11, 2016 11:23 PM (XIlW9)

197 Do ducks make good pets?
No, they quack all over the place!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 11, 2016 11:23 PM (Ntwfo)

198 Ha! Nothing like a little good-natured harassment to close out the night.

...well it's harassment anyway.

G'night Horde. Don't all of you get banned overnight, 'kay?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 11, 2016 11:23 PM (D0J8L)

199 Girls, girls, GIRLS!

You're both pretty.


The banhammer is also a meme, comprende?

Posted by: Weirddave at May 11, 2016 11:23 PM (CTvSA)

200 Oooh a Cubs mention. Can NavyPopoJoe be far behind?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 11, 2016 11:23 PM (v+veR)

201 Apparently male pregnancy porn is the new thing (the new hotness, as the youth might say).
That's sick!

Posted by: dinosaur p0rn at May 11, 2016 11:23 PM (Ntwfo)

202 Google it !

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 11, 2016 11:24 PM (MNgU2)

203 -Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 11, 2016 11:21 PM (v+veR)

*HAH!* I'm good. I diverted my attention for a moment, but we're all going to be alright!

My apologies for Slapping Weasels.

*back on track*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:24 PM (OQ9R7)

204 So on the topic of memes, anyone know the name (can memes have names?) & backstory of this meme?

words&
words&
more words&
words

Often seen on t-shirts

Posted by: Josephistan at May 11, 2016 11:24 PM (7qAYi)

205 you forgot the "choose the greater evil" meme (in Polish, of course!)

http://www.idemotywatory.pl/pic/1277981242.jpg

Posted by: Kindltot at May 11, 2016 11:24 PM (ry34m)

206 "Do ducks make good pets?"

Probably not. They're pretty independent and do pretty much what they want.

Posted by: Jules at May 11, 2016 11:25 PM (F9j1N)

207 G'Night, Brother Cavil!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:25 PM (OQ9R7)

208 Shit, more sock fail.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:25 PM (F9j1N)

209 Has anyone ever actually seen the banhammer in acti

Posted by: Jim at May 11, 2016 11:25 PM (McRlu)

210 Hello, everyone.

Off to read the comments.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at May 11, 2016 11:26 PM (rJUlF)

211
tvtrope.org

everything is a trope.

trope is related to meme

meme is the topic of the evening.

which is going to lead to the study of Japanese school girl uniforms.

Posted by: Raymond Stegatorian at May 11, 2016 11:26 PM (XIlW9)

212 You're not special. You're just words on the blog.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:03 PM (OQ9R7)

*****

*Fist bump!*

My man!

It is amazing that so many do not realize this simple truth.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 11, 2016 11:26 PM (YLidQ)

213 "Apparently male pregnancy porn is the new thing (the new hotness, as the youth might say). "


What is that even?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:26 PM (F9j1N)

214 "Do ducks make good pets?"

Probably not. They're pretty independent and do pretty much what they want.
Posted by: Jules at May 11, 2016 11:25 PM (F9j1N)

...so they are basically like cats?

Posted by: Bete watching the world soak in lighter fluid at May 11, 2016 11:26 PM (F9322)

215 I can't believe that I haven't seen NCJ when I've been around. I haven't been more positive about the Cubs, even when they had Prior and Wood on the mound.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:27 PM (OQ9R7)

216 What is that even?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:26 PM (F9j1N)

That is a death rattle for Western Civilization, and maybe for our species in general.

JFC.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 11, 2016 11:27 PM (wQWv4)

217 I hate you
You hate me

We're all fucked
on this blog you see

with kick back
suck my sack

Give ol slap a bone

prime ordeal Pair
is going home.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 11, 2016 11:27 PM (Xo1Rt)

218 You're both pretty.
♫ And witty and gay! ♪
♪ Who's the Pixy commenter in the comm-box there? ♫

Posted by: zombie Stephen Sondheim at May 11, 2016 11:27 PM (Ntwfo)

219 "Has anyone ever actually seen the banhammer in acti"


Yeah. It's not rare at all. Zotted and your space gets taken by someone else.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:28 PM (F9j1N)

220 I love Kerbal Space Program.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 11, 2016 11:28 PM (VdICR)

221 Mind your fuckin' memes, you fucking whore. It's communal fucking property!

Posted by: Rhubarb Lady at May 11, 2016 11:28 PM (J+n2j)

222 So as I'm washing my hands in the men's room today, and the guy standing in the urinal loudly exclaims "Alright! You're becoming an expert!" I really hope he was on his Bluetooth.

Posted by: Josephistan at May 11, 2016 11:28 PM (7qAYi)

223 215 "Do ducks make good pets?"

Probably not. They're pretty independent and do pretty much what they want.
Posted by: Jules at May 11, 2016 11:25 PM (F9j1N)

...so they are basically like cats?
Posted by: Bete watching the world soak in lighter fluid at May 11, 2016 11:26 PM (F9322)
***
They crap everywhere, just as the mood strikes them.

Think of them as Occupy pets.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2016 11:28 PM (lutOX)

224 Sigh. Slap, stay focused. Scroll up & give kbdabear's links another looksee. You don't want Weird Dave swinging the hammer at you.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 11, 2016 11:28 PM (v+veR)

225 I saw Words On a Blog open for Screw You Buddy at the Lake Charles Civic Center in 1978.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 11, 2016 11:29 PM (MNgU2)

226
"Do ducks make good pets?"
--------------------------

Good evening, all.

I once knew someone who raised a duck from its ducklinghood. It followed her around and answered to its name.

Then she went off for a few months of study or whatnot, came home, and the duck didn't know her.

So I'd say you have to really stick with the duck if you want it to be a good pet.

Posted by: iforgot at May 11, 2016 11:29 PM (5o5ek)

227 I spotted the sniper but I can't see a ba

Posted by: andycanuck at May 11, 2016 11:30 PM (Ntwfo)

228 Now, Dali - whose birthday it was today - had an anteater and an ocelot.

Good times...

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2016 11:30 PM (lutOX)

229 "That is a death rattle for Western Civilization, and maybe for our species in general.

JFC."


Well, see here's my thing. And I think I have some hope here. PC is not humanity or species. Maybe some members of the species with Mass Stupidity will die off and the remainder will start to sort things out.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:31 PM (F9j1N)

230
So I'd say you have to really stick with the duck if you want it to be a good pet.

Posted by: iforgot at May 11, 2016 11:29 PM (5o5ek)
=============

Oh and yes, it crapped everywhere.

Posted by: iforgot at May 11, 2016 11:31 PM (5o5ek)

231 They crap everywhere, just as the mood strikes them.


Are there any wild animals that don't do this? Serious question, do any animals use a specific place to do their business without being trained to do so?

Posted by: Weirddave at May 11, 2016 11:32 PM (CTvSA)

232 While I don't thrill at the responsibility for washing the cars, cleaning the litter box, rolling the garbage out, getting the oil changed in the vehicles, mowing the lawn, dealing with repairmen, etc., ad nauseam.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


*****

Impressive list there Mike. Don't suppose you'd be willing to come over to my place and...you know...


...teach Missus Muldoon how to do those things.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 11, 2016 11:32 PM (NeFrd)

233 213 You're not special. You're just words on the blog.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:03 PM (OQ9R7)

Well, crap.

Guess I'll just go kill myself by gorging on pizza and Mountain Dew...

Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at May 11, 2016 11:32 PM (rJUlF)

234 "..so they are basically like cats?"


Meh, eh, sorta. Cats with wings. I can see that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:32 PM (F9j1N)

235 Do ducks make good pets?

Posted by: eman at May 11, 2016 11:20 PM (MQEz6)


As long as you don't feed them nitroglycerin.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2016 11:33 PM (za3G1)

236 'When I was pregnant I'd ball up tissue and soak them in bleach and eat 'em like pills.'

Oooookay.

Watching 'My Strange Addiction.' Just randomly fell on it.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2016 11:33 PM (hlMPp)

237 that OP v Jesus thing is funny

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 11, 2016 11:33 PM (R5HRU)

238 168 "Meh, it's a Wednesday night...the 'ettes are at Ladies' Night..."


Martinis flowing , flirting with college guys......
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:09 PM (F9j1N)


Actually, they are at Kroger getting your boy here some Jiff.

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at May 11, 2016 11:33 PM (1JnAL)

239 And you know what they say about the slipperiness of goose and duck crap?

they're right. WHOOPS *thud*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 11, 2016 11:33 PM (Xo1Rt)

240 Actually got Clobert on the tube because I was watching weather. Gonna tough it out.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:34 PM (F9j1N)

241 Because the Internet IS forever: Party like it's 1997.

http://www.hampsterdance.com/classics/originaldance.htm

Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at May 11, 2016 11:34 PM (rJUlF)

242 You know, I met Dali, and even got to know him. Great guy.

I remember once we went fishing.

He used a dotted line and caught every other fish. Later, we played poker with a deck of tarot cards. I got a full house, and a nun died.

Any Horde member identifying the origin of this plagiarism without using teh webs gets an honorary platinum membership and a punch in the arm.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2016 11:34 PM (lutOX)

243 Are there any wild animals that don't do this? Serious question, do any animals use a specific place to do their business without being trained to do so?

Posted by: Weirddave at May 11, 2016 11:32 PM (CTvSA)

I heard a wild bear uses the woods.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2016 11:34 PM (hlMPp)

244 "Sigh. Slap, stay focused. Scroll up & give kbdabear's links another looksee. You don't want Weird Dave swinging the hammer at you."
-Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 11, 2016 11:28 PM (v+veR)

I've moved on, Ma'am.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:35 PM (OQ9R7)

245 234 213 Well, crap. Guess I'll just go kill myself by gorging on pizza and Mountain Dew...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at May 11, 2016 11:32 PM (rJUlF)

No no, it's fine. I distracted him with booze & sent him upthread to look at the compliance pics again. He'll be much happier when he's back in 2 minutes after putting on a show for the fapping ghosts.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 11, 2016 11:35 PM (v+veR)

246 It's duck season!!! Shoot the duck!!! Shoot the duck!!!

Posted by: a duck at May 11, 2016 11:35 PM (Ntwfo)

247 A dingo ate my baby.

Posted by: Chi at May 11, 2016 11:35 PM (dJIuC)

248 Raymond Stegatorian: I like my nic and I'm not much of a fan of anime, or Japan in general...

One evening not long ago, I was clicking the links and blunderd into a Japanese "heavy metal" girl band, "Baby Metal". I was a bit fascinated, and I wondered what were they singing about. I GoOgled one of their numbers that contained the word "zettai" and, brother, did I get an eye-full! And there you have it....

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 11, 2016 11:35 PM (kP16F)

249 Thank you, bebe.

(Sneaks off to look at the compliance pics)

Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at May 11, 2016 11:36 PM (rJUlF)

250 So I see the left-o-sphere is mad that Calvin Klein did an ad showing their underwear on a woman...from under her skirt.

http://www.businessinsider.com/calvin-kleins-upskirt-shot-ad-draws-outrage-2016-5

Because normally of course Calvin Klein is restrained in their ads, like you know

http://www.fashiongonerogue.com/calvin-klein-controversial-campaign___s/

anyway it occurs to me...is the real reason the left is mad that you can't see a penis up that girl's skirt?

Posted by: Obligatory at May 11, 2016 11:36 PM (pibXr)

251 Henny Youngman?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 11, 2016 11:36 PM (Ntwfo)

252 I heard a wild bear uses the woods.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2016 11:34 PM (hlMPp)

Right. "The woods."

Posted by: Leonardo "The Woods" DiCaprio at May 11, 2016 11:37 PM (7qAYi)

253 Well, see here's my thing. And I think I have some hope here. PC is not humanity or species. Maybe some members of the species with Mass Stupidity will die off and the remainder will start to sort things out.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:31 PM (F9j1N)

The revival can only happen once PC college campuses are shut down, razed to the ground, and the earth that they once sat on salted. I don't see that happening anytime soon.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 11, 2016 11:37 PM (wQWv4)

254 Now, Dali - whose birthday it was today - had an anteater and an ocelot.

Good times...

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2016 11:30 PM (lutOX)


He had to have the anteater. It was either that or itchalot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2016 11:37 PM (za3G1)

255
238 that OP v Jesus thing is funny

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 11, 2016 11:33 PM (R5HRU)

Being that Christ is my Lord and Savior and they are comparing it to a comic robot I found it to be...

Well


Funny.

*geeze, now a girl eating cocktail swords like they're chips.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2016 11:37 PM (hlMPp)

256 *serious moment*

Yes many animals do have self imposed limitations on where they crap and such. IF the weather is accommodating.

Most will usually have a distance from the nest taboo.

Some will actually have certain spots to go #2 and #1

If they're a territorial species they will be a bit more widespread as they use their scat and urine and scratcings to mark their territory.

Even the burrowers will have a special spot carved out in the warren of tunnels and nests areas that are used for defecation.

the Young though, pretty much go wherever they are.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 11, 2016 11:37 PM (Xo1Rt)

257 Cap'n knows I enjoy his posts. He's being facetious.

Again, English.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:38 PM (OQ9R7)

258 Third-wave feminist outrage > Calvin Klein

Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at May 11, 2016 11:38 PM (rJUlF)

259 'Night, all.

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 11, 2016 11:38 PM (dlF5e)

260 I've never watched Colbert.


His schtick is basically he's doing an impersonation of a late night host. But he's not very good at it. He doesn't deliver a line very well.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:39 PM (F9j1N)

261 I was immortal.
Posted by: Abe Vigoda

*****

Only up to a point.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 11, 2016 11:39 PM (NeFrd)

262 258 Cap'n knows I enjoy his posts. He's being facetious.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:38 PM (OQ9R7)

Sure, that's what you say when I'm HERE...

Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at May 11, 2016 11:39 PM (rJUlF)

263 Posted by: Leonardo "The Woods" DiCaprio at May 11, 2016 11:37 PM (7qAYi)

Part of the career path bud. Bears or twinks or pedos. Your choice.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2016 11:39 PM (hlMPp)

264 G'Night, Trimegistus.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:39 PM (OQ9R7)

265 258 Cap'n knows I enjoy his posts. He's being facetious.
Again, English.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:38

Que?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 11, 2016 11:39 PM (v+veR)

266 Any Horde member identifying the origin of this plagiarism without using teh webs gets an honorary platinum membership and a punch in the arm.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2016 11:34 PM (lutOX)


Sounds like Groucho Marx.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2016 11:40 PM (za3G1)

267 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2016 11:30 PM (lutOX)

I remember reading about some minor Parisian artist in the 1890's* who had a pet lobster he would walk on a leash. When asked about it, he would say, "I like lobsters. They're quiet, don't bark, don't shed, they mind their own business and don't demand a lot of attention. They are good pets."

He did not add that if you get tired of having one as a pet, you can always have it for dinner.


*can't remember his name - I would have to dig up an Oscar Wilde bio which has the story in it and I'm too tired and lazy to do so.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 11, 2016 11:40 PM (P8951)

268 Night Trimigestus. Have a great Thursday.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2016 11:40 PM (hlMPp)

269 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2016 11:37 PM (hlMPp)

I'd like to think Christ has a sense of humor.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 11, 2016 11:40 PM (R5HRU)

270 Are there any wild animals that don't do this? Serious question, do any animals use a specific place to do their business without being trained to do so?




Dogs have special places where they do poop.

Horses, stallions, are very proud of their poop. (Stud Piles) They mark their territory, display how well fed and healthy they are, and compete with other stallions.

Watch the eagle cam.


The idea that birds 'fowl their nests' isn't completely accurate. They just don't aim very well.

Posted by: Raymond Stegatorian at May 11, 2016 11:40 PM (XIlW9)

271 252 Henny Youngman?
Posted by: andycanuck at May 11, 2016 11:36 PM (Ntwfo)
**
Nope.

Think 'two gay limey pop stars who decided to make a movie that featured a hitchhiking serial killer disguised as a priest.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2016 11:40 PM (lutOX)

272 248 A dingo ate my baby.
Posted by: Chi at May 11, 2016 11:35 PM (dJIuC)

You think you have problems? Some witch turned me into a Newt!

Posted by: Random Serf Who Got Better at May 11, 2016 11:41 PM (rJUlF)

273 19,000,000,000,000 +

Posted by: The Great Carnac at May 11, 2016 11:41 PM (bl7i8)

274 The revival can only happen once PC college campuses
are shut down, razed to the ground, and the earth that they once sat on
salted. I don't see that happening anytime soon.


Posted by: Thrawn


I think it more likely that WE get burned out and they salt the earth where WE live.

People are basically lazy, and will submit to tyranny if it isn't too mean, and gives you some silly positive feedback once in a while. Like, you're a pretty good little plebe. Behave and you get your chocolate ration, big screen TV and plenty of dumb sports to watch.

Like me, I'm watching Golden State and Portland right now. Wow, nice steal.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at May 11, 2016 11:42 PM (+1T7c)

275 I'd like to think Christ has a sense of humor.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 11, 2016 11:40 PM (R5HRU)

I know He does. I see proof of it every morning when I look in the mirror.

Posted by: Random Serf Who Got Better at May 11, 2016 11:42 PM (rJUlF)

276 262 I was immortal.
Posted by: Abe Vigoda

No, that would be Keith Richard.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 11, 2016 11:42 PM (P8951)

277 270I'd like to think Christ has a sense of humor.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 11, 2016 11:40 PM (R5HRU)

He made more wine for the wedding, so He likes to party too.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 11, 2016 11:42 PM (v+veR)

278 Agh. Monty Python sock off.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at May 11, 2016 11:42 PM (rJUlF)

279 Congratulations to irongrampa & irongramma!

Remember, the first 100 years are the hardest!



(Milady and I still have eight or so years to stay together to celebrate 50... although, six more, if you count when we went from "shacking up" to "officially hitched." (It was the '70s and we were young(er) and dumb(er).))

Posted by: mindful webworker - still working on first marriage at May 11, 2016 11:42 PM (5a8XA)

280 "He's being facetious.

Again, English."


Oh, that's totally English. Derived from French.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:42 PM (F9j1N)

281 https://www.overthinkingit.com/category/podcast/otip/

The tagline is "giving pop culture the scrutiny it probably doesn't deserve".

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 11, 2016 11:44 PM (VdICR)

282 "Sure, that's what you say when I'm HERE..."
-Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at May 11, 2016 11:39 PM (rJUlF)

Duran Duran, Erasure and Squeeze are in your "wheelhouse". Anyone else might call me a fag... lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:44 PM (OQ9R7)

283 He made more wine for the wedding, so He likes to party too.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy


Good point. The pastor at my sister's third marriage (and it was her husbands third marriage) said about the same thing. Have fun, enjoy life, the party will go on, and Jesus liked to have fun too.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at May 11, 2016 11:45 PM (+1T7c)

284 Keith Richards isn't immortal.

He just signed a really really good contract with the Devil. (played by Mick Jagger)

He'll get his eventually, my pretty.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 11, 2016 11:45 PM (Xo1Rt)

285 Gee. I caught the Banhammer in action. Cool. Kewl.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 11, 2016 11:46 PM (Ntwfo)

286 276 I'd like to think Christ has a sense of humor.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 11, 2016 11:40 PM (R5HRU)

We know He would be a good man to have at your party in case the booze runs out.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 11, 2016 11:46 PM (P8951)

287 "'I'd like to think Christ has a sense of humor."


Being the Son of God, and looking around me, I have to agree. It's either laugh or cry.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:46 PM (F9j1N)

288 How many votes Hillary Clinton received from DC in the 2016 Presidential Election.

Posted by: The Great Carnac at May 11, 2016 11:46 PM (bl7i8)

289 "Que?"
-Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 11, 2016 11:39 PM (v+veR)

Tengo un amigo aqui. Este amigo comprende que digo. No tenemos que hablar mas.

?Comprende?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:47 PM (OQ9R7)

290 ? Missed it. Who got banhammered?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 11, 2016 11:47 PM (v+veR)

291 "Hey, I can see our house from here!"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 11, 2016 11:47 PM (Xo1Rt)

292 Jesus liked to have fun. Mohammed liked to kill people.

Compare and contrast.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 11, 2016 11:48 PM (P8951)

293 Okay, Colbert's bad. Just bad.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:48 PM (F9j1N)

294 Just read at Twitter, "The Americans" did an episode involving the classic TV movie "The Day After" from 1983.

It was a classic, so was "Special Bulletin."

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2016 11:48 PM (ntObR)

295 "Jesus liked to have fun. Mohammed liked to kill people.
Compare and contrast.
"
-Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 11, 2016 11:48 PM (P8951)

*HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:48 PM (OQ9R7)

296 they actually have an index of zettai with a cm scale; we need that fro the gap

Posted by: Jean at May 11, 2016 11:49 PM (cXiMR)

297 290 ?Comprende?
Posted by: Slapweasel

Non. Je ne comprende pas.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 11, 2016 11:49 PM (v+veR)

298
"Do ducks make good pets?"

You want a new duck?

https://youtu.be/eOL2q8leiLw

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 11, 2016 11:49 PM (k4M/B)

299 Palpatine, that is from Firesign Theater, right?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 11, 2016 11:50 PM (ry34m)

300 "Non. Je ne comprende pas."
-Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 11, 2016 11:49 PM (v+veR)

Bon. Je suis un shein.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:50 PM (OQ9R7)

301 Oops. Left off the ; P

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 11, 2016 11:50 PM (v+veR)

302 Let's just say Abe Vigoda approached immortality asymptotically.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 11, 2016 11:51 PM (NeFrd)

303 "Let's just say Abe Vigoda approached immortality asymptotically."
-Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 11, 2016 11:51 PM (NeFrd)

*HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:52 PM (OQ9R7)

304 Duck duck goose. Stupid.

Ducks are fags.

Posted by: Goose at May 11, 2016 11:52 PM (bl7i8)

305 I wonder if CBS can lure Jay Leno back.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:52 PM (F9j1N)

306 Well, I'm sleepy. g'night, horde.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 11, 2016 11:52 PM (P8951)

307 ? Missed it. Who got banhammered?
Just an average troll. Didn't see a comment but it had a stupid name that was all in boldface type. And probably without the bold close-tag, I'd warrant.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 11, 2016 11:53 PM (Ntwfo)

308 G'Night, Donna and ampersands en-tow.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:53 PM (OQ9R7)

309 The curious thing about "zettai ryoiki" or "ryouiki" is the smaller the gap, the more highly rated it is! I should think I would be the other way around...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 11, 2016 11:53 PM (kP16F)

310 Jesus raised a 9-year-old girl from the dead.
Mo fucked one.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 11, 2016 11:54 PM (Ntwfo)

311 300 Palpatine, that is from Firesign Theater, right?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 11, 2016 11:50 PM (ry34m)
**
Nope. The film was "It Can't Happen here," Pet Shop Boys.

The guy playing the priest steals the whole freakin' thing. Just hilarious.

'You don't have any weapons, do you?'

'Why? What do you need?'

I had a girlfriend once who used to sing on the radio. a beautiful girl, beautiful. But whenever we went under a bridge, I couldn't hear her.

I wrote a song once, but I can't read music. I wonder, do you think this is it?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2016 11:54 PM (lutOX)

312 I think God has a sense of humor.

"Infinite goodness is creating a being, you know in advance, is going to complain"


Posted by: Kindltot at May 11, 2016 11:54 PM (ry34m)

313 Damn, how many languages do you speak Slap? I was going to reply in Gaeilge but my brain blanked out. The Benadryl is kicking in finally.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 11, 2016 11:54 PM (v+veR)

314 "? Missed it. Who got banhammered?"

You didn't know them. They got zotted quick. Move on.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:54 PM (F9j1N)

315 Jesus liked to have fun, but his brother Craig was the real party animal.

https://youtu.be/uJYWZ6GTN2g

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 11, 2016 11:54 PM (fC9RO)

316
Do you ever keep watching a stupid t.v. show just to make yourself mad? Like each episode stupider than the last, and you keep watching and getting madder and more determined to keep watching and getting mad?

Posted by: iforgot at May 11, 2016 11:55 PM (5o5ek)

317
I wonder if CBS can lure Jay Leno back.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:52 PM (F9j1N)


Why would Leno go back to a pharmacy?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 11, 2016 11:55 PM (ry34m)

318 ... or IT would the other way around!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 11, 2016 11:55 PM (kP16F)

319 You want someone who can deliver a line, I'm you're guy.

Posted by: Marion Barry at May 11, 2016 11:55 PM (bl7i8)

320 Uncle Palpatine,

That's Steven Wright.

I truly wore out my cassette of "I Have A Pony" in 1985.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at May 11, 2016 11:56 PM (rJUlF)

321 bebe's boobs destroy #278: Jesus made more wine for the wedding...

I always like to point out that we have the everlasting testimony of the Best Man/Master of the Feast at the wedding, who plainly had no idea of the miraculous source of the wine, saying, whereas they usually serve the best stuff first, then when everybody's well drunk, serve up the cheap stuff, the wedding host/father of the bride (so he presumed) had saved the best stuff for last!

So, not just wine... but the good stuff!

(There wasn't any water left for the ceremonial purification ceremony, but, oddly, nobody noticed.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - looking for the corkscrew at May 11, 2016 11:56 PM (5a8XA)

322 iforgot, a sister of mine does that with The Bachelor.
She calls it the show she loves to hate.

"Caitlyn, will you take this rose?" :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2016 11:56 PM (ntObR)

323 Time for the old folk.


Remember, y'all, we are Americans, so the head is held HIGH--most especially during these times.

Celebrate your country as it IS under the layer of filth deposited by the prog left.

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 11, 2016 11:56 PM (X35Yt)

324 I have a dozen ducks. Mallards. They live on my pond, which is more of a lake these days. And the hens lay huge, delicious eggs. They're not pets, they earn their keep with those eggs. And they eat bugs, grasshoppers and such. A single duck egg is 50 percent larger than a jumbo chicken egg you'll buy at the market.

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 11, 2016 11:57 PM (pcyHg)

325 Free Range Children and The Nanny State

While there is much to be said about "helicopter" parents and the effect they have on their children who never learn to become functioning independent adults, a greater risk is the punishment of those parents who allow their children even an iota of independence by the Nanny state.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=11619

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 11, 2016 11:57 PM (vBeA5)

326 Alex!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 11, 2016 11:57 PM (v+veR)

327 Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at May 11, 2016 11:56 PM (rJUlF)
***

Ahh! They stole it, did they?

Filching Limey such-and-such....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2016 11:57 PM (lutOX)

328 Can't do much with foreign languages here what with the interrogation diamond symbols and all...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 11, 2016 11:57 PM (kP16F)

329 "Why would Leno go back to a pharmacy?"

I dunno. Maybe he's hanging around the house, driving the wife crazy. She's chewing his ass.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:58 PM (F9j1N)

330 Mike Hammer, if you are still here, I did a compression test on the 440 today. Lowest 120, highest 140. Plugs all "read" OK.


Probably going to give the engine to my neighbor, or swap him for something. He has a '78 Dodge pickup, on propane, which has bad heads on its 318. Swapping in the 440 would be the logical fix, and would make a fun truck out of it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2016 11:58 PM (Lj21F)

331
A single duck egg is 50 percent larger than a jumbo chicken egg you'll buy at the market.
Posted by: Sixkiller at May 11, 2016 11:57 PM (pcyHg)
--------------------

How do they taste?

Posted by: iforgot at May 11, 2016 11:58 PM (5o5ek)

332 Did I mention that yesterday was Confederate Memorial Day in NC? A couple of pics of the flagpole at Ft. Hammer:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zblsx2j
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jo5sdwa

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at May 11, 2016 11:59 PM (9mTYi)

333 Devious Uncle Palpatine,

Wasn't it the same gentleman that raised the question about if you shoot a mime, do you have to use a silencer?

Posted by: Bob in Houston at May 11, 2016 11:59 PM (b7AU3)

334 "That's Steven Wright. "

If you can handle it, that's could comedy.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 12, 2016 12:00 AM (F9j1N)

335 Listen, POOP. Just consider yourself part of a "Celebrity Roast". Laugh at it, deal with it, recover from it and get the fuck back in The Game, Sir.

There are many people here who enjoy your insightful posts. Don't take my ribbing and trolling as the "Be-All-End-All" of commentary.

I'm just another Jackass with a keyboard. -Emphasis on Jackass.

The day I offer information that The Horde doesn't already know beyond baseball will be the first information I offer The Horde, ever.

-My apologies for giving you some shit.

-Slapford J. Weasel

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:00 AM (OQ9R7)

336 Rev Jim Jones and the Kool Aid Kids are ready to rock your world -

http://tinyurl.com/jqsqh87

NSFW

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 12, 2016 12:00 AM (iYTlX)

337 More Steven Wright:

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you're not using?"

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."

Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at May 12, 2016 12:01 AM (rJUlF)

338
"Caitlyn, will you take this rose?" :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2016 11:56 PM (ntObR)
-------------------------

Aaaaaghghh!

My housemates watch that show. I'm trying to turn them on to a Hulu series called "UnReal." You sister may like it.

Posted by: iforgot at May 12, 2016 12:01 AM (5o5ek)

339 Nuke it from space WeirdDave, just to be sure.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 12, 2016 12:01 AM (v+veR)

340 What if you have a duckling and a puppy and they grow up together; do they become pals?





Posted by: eman at May 12, 2016 12:01 AM (MQEz6)

341 How do they taste?

Posted by: iforgot at May 11, 2016 11:58 PM (5o5ek)

They're delicious! The yolks are a rich orange color, not that pale yellow you find in store bought eggs. I have two eggs for breakfast every morning, either fried or in an omelet. Delicious eggs.

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 12, 2016 12:01 AM (pcyHg)

342 Tengo un amigo aqui. Este amigo comprende que digo. No tenemos que hablar mas.



?Comprende?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:47 PM (OQ9R7)


Oye, te felicitamos por sus amigos imaginarios. Pero, suavecito chino. Tus gritos y muecas puede epantar a un payaso.




Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2016 12:01 AM (ry34m)

343 Posted by: Bob in Houston at May 11, 2016 11:59 PM (b7AU3)
**
We've established the priest stole that line from Wright.

Now I begin to wonder how much else he swiped....

Still, a funny scene

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 12:01 AM (lutOX)

344 270 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2016 11:37 PM (hlMPp)

I'd like to think Christ has a sense of humor.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 11, 2016 11:40 PM (R5HRU)

That was kind of my point. Hope the comment didn't come off as I was offended.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 12, 2016 12:02 AM (hlMPp)

345 Anything interesting the comments while I was out?

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 12, 2016 12:02 AM (vBeA5)

346 I have a dozen ducks. Mallards. They live on my pond, which is more of a lake these days. And the hens lay huge, delicious eggs. They're not pets, they earn their keep with those eggs. And they eat bugs, grasshoppers and such. A single duck egg is 50 percent larger than a jumbo chicken egg you'll buy at the market.

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 11, 2016 11:57 PM (pcyHg)


What is the domestic duck that looks like the wild Mallard, but is about twice the size? Almost goose size.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2016 12:02 AM (Lj21F)

347 Can one explain these "memes", or does one need to experience them first?

Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 12:02 AM (98Hkl)

348
I was sad because I had no cane, until I met a man who had no spats.


Posted by: iforgot at May 12, 2016 12:02 AM (5o5ek)

349 What if you have a duckling and a puppy and they grow up together; do they become pals?
That's fuckin' Goofy!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2016 12:02 AM (Ntwfo)

350 Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

Posted by: eman at May 12, 2016 12:02 AM (MQEz6)

351 Probably going to give the engine to my neighbor, or swap him for something. He has a '78 Dodge pickup, on propane, which has bad heads on its 318. Swapping in the 440 would be the logical fix, and would make a fun truck out of it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
---------------

Good news!
As I mentioned last night, I would kind of expect it (i.e., guess) to have a high torque cam, so, just right for a working truck.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at May 12, 2016 12:03 AM (9mTYi)

352 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 12, 2016 12:03 AM (T/cxb)

353 "Damn, how many languages do you speak Slap? I was going to reply in Gaeilge but my brain blanked out. The Benadryl is kicking in finally."
-Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 11, 2016 11:54 PM (v+veR)

Four. I never went to college. Achtung, Menchen!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:03 AM (OQ9R7)

354 Ok, someone just had a huge wreck.

Speed speed, squeal crash.

Should be interesting.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 12, 2016 12:03 AM (hlMPp)

355 Zettai Ryoiki #329: Can't do much with foreign languages here what with the interrogation diamond symbols and all...

Whattaya need?

â é ñ œ þ א ץ Л Ф ズ

Posted by: mindful webworker - black diamond dealer at May 12, 2016 12:03 AM (5a8XA)

356 " What if you have a duckling and a puppy and they grow up together; do they become pals?"


Ducks don't do anything with anything other than ducks.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 12, 2016 12:03 AM (F9j1N)

357
Do you ever keep watching a stupid t.v. show just to make yourself mad? Like each episode stupider than the last, and you keep watching and getting madder and more determined to keep watching and getting mad?
Posted by: iforgot


My Dad used to watch the Smothers Brothers even though it made him mad.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 12, 2016 12:04 AM (k4M/B)

358
Can one explain these "memes", or does one need to experience them first?
Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 12:02 AM (98Hkl)
-------------------------

I believe the word "meme" itself is a meme. So now that you've used it, you've perpetrated a meme, which is to say you have experienced one in some sense.

Posted by: iforgot at May 12, 2016 12:04 AM (5o5ek)

359 Blanco!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 12, 2016 12:04 AM (v+veR)

360
357 " What if you have a duckling and a puppy and they grow up together; do they become pals?"


Ducks don't do anything with anything other than ducks.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 12, 2016 12:03 AM (F9j1N)

Sure, when you're looking.

Posted by: eman at May 12, 2016 12:04 AM (MQEz6)

361 Damn fine thunder and lightening at the moment. Dog is worrying and crawling under arm.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 12, 2016 12:05 AM (F9j1N)

362 The existentialist ventriloquist's dummy was quite good, too, but the killer-priest.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 12:05 AM (lutOX)

363
Anything interesting the comments while I was out?
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 12, 2016 12:02 AM (vBeA5)
------------------

No, nothing has been interesting the comments while you were out. Something has been boring them.

Posted by: iforgot at May 12, 2016 12:05 AM (5o5ek)

364 I once met a chicken, it had no bones...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2016 12:06 AM (ntObR)

365 What is the domestic duck that looks like the wild Mallard, but is about twice the size? Almost goose size.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2016 12:02 AM (Lj21F)

Probably the domestic mallard. I have wild mallards transiting the area each year - anywhere from 4 to 24 of them - that take a day or two break to enjoy the pond and rest, I suppose. My domestic mallards are easily twice the size of the wild mallards. Probably why the wild mallards can fly and my fat-asses are good if they can flutter for 15 yards about 6 inches off the water!

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 12, 2016 12:06 AM (pcyHg)

366
Damn fine thunder and lightening at the moment. Dog is worrying and crawling under arm.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 12, 2016 12:05 AM (F9j1N)
--------------------

And you sit there TYPING.

Posted by: iforgot at May 12, 2016 12:06 AM (5o5ek)

367 @359 I think I had a meme once on my left thigh just above my knee. The Dr. lanced it, and the cultured the matter. She said it was gram-negative, and not infectious... "environmental".
I was relieved.

Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 12:07 AM (98Hkl)

368 We had ducks when I was a kid. They were fun, and would eat all the bugs and slugs in the garden.
They would roam around in a pack too.

Found a lady at the farmers market that sells duck eggs. They have an almost bluish white, and the yolks are denser and more orange.

When asked I tell people it is under-aged balut.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2016 12:07 AM (ry34m)

Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2016 12:07 AM (ry34m)

370 Dev-Palp,

Ah yes, the movie with the bilingual illiterate who couldn't read in two languages.

Posted by: Bob in Houston at May 12, 2016 12:07 AM (b7AU3)

371 No, nothing has been interesting the comments while you were out. Something has been boring them.
Posted by: iforgot at May 12, 2016 12:05 AM (5o5ek)


...that would be me.
Sorry.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at May 12, 2016 12:07 AM (rJUlF)

372 354 Four. I never went to college. Achtung, Menchen!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:03 AM (OQ9R7)

My German is minuscule, but I learned THE most important phrases: Ein bier, Ein wurst mit semmel, Ein bretzen. Danke!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 12, 2016 12:07 AM (v+veR)

373 362
Damn fine thunder and lightening at the moment. Dog is worrying and crawling under arm.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 12, 2016 12:05 AM (F9j1N)

We had the thunder and light show last night. Mostly thunder and lightning, but we did manage to accumulate 1.5 inches of rain during the night. And I'll never bitch about rain down here.

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 12, 2016 12:07 AM (pcyHg)

374 "Oye, te felicitamos por sus amigos imaginarios. Pero, suavecito chino. Tus gritos y muecas puede epantar a un payaso."
-Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2016 12:01 AM (ry34m)

"Sus", porque no era un amigo. Oye y escribe:

No tenemos que hablar mas!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:07 AM (OQ9R7)

375 Sure, when you're looking.
Posted by: eman
------------

No one knows what goes on behind closed doors.

Posted by: Charlie Rich at May 12, 2016 12:07 AM (9mTYi)

376 Beebs! Or is it Miss Beebe's?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 12, 2016 12:08 AM (T/cxb)

377 Eventually the puppy eats the duck, burp

Posted by: Jean at May 12, 2016 12:08 AM (cXiMR)

378 When asked I tell people it is under-aged balut.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2016 12:07 AM (ry34m)
***
Heh. My Saigon-born angel loves her some balut.

She's got an uncle in OK who has a duck and chicken farm and you would scarcely believe how much of that stuff she schleps back here after every visit.

Good eggs, though.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 12:08 AM (lutOX)

379
My Dad used to watch the Smothers Brothers even though it made him mad.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 12, 2016 12:04 AM (k4M/B)
--------------------

Ooh, that sounds serious-mad. I've gotten addicted to bile on this one particular series, because it's so damn lo-quality.

Posted by: iforgot at May 12, 2016 12:09 AM (5o5ek)

380 Good news!
As I mentioned last night, I would kind of expect it (i.e., guess) to have a high torque cam, so, just right for a working truck.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at May 12, 2016 12:03 AM (9mTYi)


Scrubbed some of the dirt off the passenger side tappet cover, and the emissions label says its a "heavy duty" 440, manufactured in June, 1973. Hydraulic lifters, it is. My best guess is that the propane conversion did not go so far as to involve head work. It has the 14 mm taper-seat spark plugs in it, which has to be an early appearance for those in the Mopar lineup.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2016 12:09 AM (Lj21F)

381 Just kidding, Kindltot!

Digo mentiras y chites!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:09 AM (OQ9R7)

382 Ah yes, the movie with the bilingual illiterate who couldn't read in two languages.
Posted by: Bob in Houston at May 12, 2016 12:07 AM (b7AU3)
***
That's the one!

Can't find the clip anywhere, but recall it vividly. Pure gold.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 12:10 AM (lutOX)

383 WTF was that?

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 12, 2016 12:10 AM (pcyHg)

384 iforgot, I looked up that show, it looks funny.

It's an open secret that reality show producers like to stir shit up behind the scenes on a lot of those shows.

About 10 years ago there was also a great reality show that was actually a spoof of "The Apprentice." The contestants were tasked to try and get a job with a boss who was actually an actor playing the world's biggest, most delusional asshole business owner who ever walked the face of the earth.

In one episode, the "boss" was showing off his incredible collection of wealth, including a sword that he told the group was the Holy Grail. Uhhh, okay...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2016 12:10 AM (ntObR)

385 One should endevour to learn just enough Spanish to be able to tell when the help is making sport of him...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 12, 2016 12:10 AM (kP16F)

386 Miss Beebe's?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 12, 2016 12:08 AM (T/cxb)

Miss? Too formal for this pantsless environment.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 12, 2016 12:11 AM (v+veR)

387 "And you sit there TYPING."



Meh, we're fine. They've weakened. Loud, but all hail and wind gone.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 12, 2016 12:11 AM (F9j1N)

388 Ace & the Horde have launched a thousand memes... or at least a dozen or so. Not that I can remember many of them at the moment.

Ace locking himself out.
Sharting himself.
Kaboom.
SMOD
You want.. you'll settle for.. you get...

I know more will come to me after I log off... which I'm doing at the moment, for a late supper. BBL prol'ly.

Posted by: mindful webworker - meme dreamer at May 12, 2016 12:11 AM (5a8XA)

389 Nobody saw three computer screens worth of bold crap from someone called hizzmouse or hizzhouse but me?

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 12, 2016 12:11 AM (pcyHg)

390 Something... something... Clown?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 12, 2016 12:11 AM (kP16F)

391 WTF was that?

I think two squirrels ran across a hand grenade. Mistaking it for a large acorn, they began fighting over it, and one managed to get the pin out. 5 seconds later, the inevitable happened.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 12, 2016 12:12 AM (T/cxb)

392 Here's the show...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Big_Fat_Obnoxious_Boss

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2016 12:12 AM (ntObR)

393 Miss? Too formal for this pantsless environment.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 12, 2016 12:11 AM (v+veR)
***
And how YOU doin'? Buy you a valu-rite, love?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 12:12 AM (lutOX)

394 Miss? Too formal for this pantsless environment.

Maybe, but I try to respectful of the 'ettes. Don't always achieve, but I do try.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 12, 2016 12:13 AM (T/cxb)

395 Posted by: mindful webworker - meme dreamer at May 12, 2016 12:11 AM (5a8XA)
***
Slice like a f*cking hammer. The guys get shirts. Integrity.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 12:13 AM (lutOX)

396 Ace locking himself out.
Sharting himself.
Kaboom.
SMOD
You want.. you'll settle for.. you get...

Flaming clown boners...

Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at May 12, 2016 12:13 AM (rJUlF)

397 ...the barbed cock of Satan.

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 12, 2016 12:14 AM (pcyHg)

398 "Sure, when you're looking."

All right, got me there.

*Looks at dog*

I can't say he's never molested a duck, so?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 12, 2016 12:14 AM (F9j1N)

399 394 bAnd how YOU doin'? Buy you a valu-rite, love?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 12:12 AM (

I am barely awake as I roofied myself with a Benadryl & it's kicking in.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 12, 2016 12:14 AM (v+veR)

400 Ducks don't do anything with anything other than ducks.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
-------------------
That's not what I heard!

You know what they say - "Once you go quack, you never go back."

Posted by: The Chicken at May 12, 2016 12:15 AM (dJIuC)

401 "One should endevour to learn just enough Spanish to be able to tell when the help is making sport of him..."
-Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 12, 2016 12:10 AM (kP16F)

One time, I was washing a deck in Cleveland. The kid had lost his leg in what I assume was a gang-related incident.
Because I have White Privelege and I am white and have privilege.

He called down to his uncle when I asked him about the garage electric outlets being shut off.

He said, "Tio. Blanco,"

Which means, "Uncle. Whitey who speaks English."

I was a victim.

I recovered quickly after finishing the deck and going home.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:15 AM (OQ9R7)

402 @368 I was VERY relieved... I knew then that memes are not as bad as language.
'cuz language is a virus.

Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 12:15 AM (98Hkl)

403 I know more will come to me after I log off... which I'm doing at the moment, for a late supper. BBL prol'ly.

Posted by: mindful webworker - meme dreamer at May 12, 2016 12:11 AM (5a8XA)


You're logging off to have a late supper, and drink Valu-rite. But mostly to drink Valu-rite.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2016 12:15 AM (Lj21F)

404 I'm out, horde. Take care of yourselves.

RK - take good care of your puppy - you're his entire world.

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 12, 2016 12:16 AM (pcyHg)

405 Dev-Palp,

This clip?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDe60CbIagg
Been ages since I've seen the whole movie but I remember the Dali bits from one of the Steven Wright specials.

Posted by: Bob in Houston at May 12, 2016 12:16 AM (b7AU3)

406
iforgot, I looked up that show, it looks funny.

----------------------

I stumbled across it entirely by accident -- I was watching some other show, the episodes ran out, that thing came on when I was in a state of semi-consciousness, I got hooked.

The execution is crazy-good. It made me want to watch a few episodes of The Bachelor -- producers of THAT show, by the way, have roundly denounced UnReal, which convinces me even further of its veracity.

Posted by: iforgot at May 12, 2016 12:17 AM (5o5ek)

407 'cuz language is a virus.
Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 12:15 AM (98Hkl)
Word - William S. Burroughs.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 12:17 AM (lutOX)

408 395I try to respectful of the 'ettes. Don't always achieve, but I do try.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 12, 2016 12:13 AM (T/

You haven't taken us all shoe shopping at louboutin yet. Not trying hard enough.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 12, 2016 12:17 AM (v+veR)

409 G'Night, Sixkiller.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:17 AM (OQ9R7)

410 " The Chicken"

Well, you do know you're credibility is shit, so.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 12, 2016 12:18 AM (F9j1N)

411 #390 see #308

Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2016 12:19 AM (Ntwfo)

412 You haven't taken us all shoe shopping at louboutin yet. Not trying hard enough.

Please forgive my tardiness in this, as I've only just upgraded to bits of old tires and duct tape for shoes for myself. Ugly, but still more stylish than crocs.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 12, 2016 12:19 AM (T/cxb)

413 Eat Mor Chikin

Posted by: The Cow at May 12, 2016 12:19 AM (bl7i8)

414 Estimado senor Slapweasel:

Te escribo, hoy dia, por el modo del internet, avisarte el razon a contactar.
En corto, debo explicar que te echamos de menos.

Mejor dicho, techamos de menos porque usted no ha comprado las tejas acabar la remodelacion y las camaras son abiertos al cielo.

Y con esto, voy acabar con una memoria tierno del cetaceo con que siempre cerramos: delfin.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2016 12:20 AM (ry34m)

415 G'Night, Mindful WW.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:20 AM (OQ9R7)

416 Dev-Palp,
you left out the bit about the girlfriend on the radio , Oh she
was a beautiful girl, very beautiful. When I first met her she'd
just been to a psychoanalyst. It didn't do her any good, she
said. I asked her why. She said I'm a nymphomaniac, you see, and
I only get turned on by Jewish Cowboys. I'm so sorry I said, let
me introduce myself, my name is Bucky Goldstein.

Posted by: Bob in Houston at May 12, 2016 12:20 AM (b7AU3)

417 "RK - take good care of your puppy - you're his entire world."

Thanks, six, he is secured and contemplated.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 12, 2016 12:20 AM (F9j1N)

418 Posted by: Bob in Houston at May 12, 2016 12:16 AM (b7AU3)
***
That edited out most of the dialogue.

Dude's a master-level car-dancer, though, no denying.

Really, it's worth stealing via a torrent...

Hmm.. project for the night?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 12:21 AM (lutOX)

419
Here's the show...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Big_Fat_Obnoxious_Boss
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2016 12:12 AM (ntObR)
-----------------

Holy god. The contestants didn't KNOW? omg it must have been surreal.

Posted by: iforgot at May 12, 2016 12:21 AM (5o5ek)

420 ..."Y con esto, voy acabar con una memoria tierno del cetaceo con que siempre cerramos: delfin."
-Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2016 12:20 AM (ry34m)

Good luck with that.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:21 AM (OQ9R7)

421 Posted by: Bob in Houston at May 12, 2016 12:20 AM (b7AU3)
***
Another great one. yeah, I'll be hitting the torrent sites...

'Where are you going?'

I'm going there, but I like it here, wherever it is.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 12:23 AM (lutOX)

422 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWH_XlMWcko

A great performance with Bob Dylan featuring Mark Knopfler on lead guitar. That's Tony Garnier in the middle on bass. He's been playing in Bob's band for nearly 30 years now.

***

A worried man with a worried mind
No one in front of me and nothing behind
There's a woman on my lap and she's drinking champagne
Got white skin, got assassin's eyes
I'm looking up into the sapphire tinted skies
I'm well dressed, waiting on the last train

Standing on the gallows with my head in a noose
Any minute now I'm expecting all hell to break loose

People are crazy and times are strange
I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range
I used to care, but things have changed

This place ain't doing me any good
I'm in the wrong town, I should be in Hollywood
Just for a second there I thought I saw something move
Gonna take dancing lessons do the jitterbug rag
Ain't no shortcuts, gonna dress in drag
Only a fool in here would think he's got anything to prove

Lotta water under the bridge, lotta other stuff too
Don't get up gentlemen, I'm only passing through

People are crazy and times are strange
I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range
I used to care, but things have changed

I've been walking forty miles of bad road
If the bible is right, the world will explode
I've been trying to get as far away from myself as I can
Some things are too hot to touch
The human mind can only stand so much
You can't win with a losing hand

Feel like falling in love with the first woman I meet
Putting her in a wheel barrow and wheeling her down the street

People are crazy and times are strange
I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range
I used to care, but things have changed

I hurt easy, I just don't show it
You can hurt someone and not even know it
The next sixty seconds could be like an eternity
Gonna get lowdown, gonna fly high
All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie
I'm love with a woman who don't even appeal to me

Mr. Jinx and Miss Lucy, they jumped in the lake
I'm not that eager to make a mistake

People are crazy and times are strange
I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range
I used to care, but things have changed


***

That song was written almost 20 years ago. Any resemblance to the modern era is purely coincidental, I'm sure.

Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2016 12:24 AM (sdi6R)

423 @408 So, is English more virulent than other languages, say, Icelandic, where they have a government board to form neologisms?

Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 12:25 AM (98Hkl)

424 413. I've only just upgraded to bits of old tires and duct tape for shoes for myself. Ugly, but still more stylish than crocs.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 12, 2016 12:19 AM

Alright. You're off the hook. For now.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 12, 2016 12:26 AM (BYJ2T)

425 iforgot, it was surreal and hilarious.

Another great touch is that the "boss" would from time to time bark out impossible directives to the contestants, to be filled IMMEDIATELY, and then make fun of them when they couldn't do them perfectly (which no one anywhere ever could anyway).

Once he screamed at them, "I'm the devil! Sell me fire!!" :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2016 12:27 AM (ntObR)

426 -Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 12:25 AM (98Hkl)

English is dominant and fluid. Neologisms are most-often introduced via the United States of America.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:27 AM (OQ9R7)

427 134
Well, I wasn't expecting a sort of 45-year old BBC comedy reference.

No one expects a sort of 45-year old BBC comedy reference.

Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at May 12, 2016 12:28 AM (Oi5b2)

428 Driver: you don't have any weapons in there, do you?
Surreal blind homicidal priest passenger: why?,(clank, clank) what do you need?

Posted by: Bob in Houston at May 12, 2016 12:29 AM (b7AU3)

429 ONT was LOL!

Posted by: Memophiliac at May 12, 2016 12:29 AM (17Qy1)

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 12, 2016 12:29 AM (fC9RO)

431 @427 sauce?

Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 12:30 AM (98Hkl)

432 There should be a reality show called "Get Mr. Grayson."

The four rounds for the contestants would be:

1. Kidnapping him
2. Beating him
3. Mangling and deforming his body in all sorts of new and inventive ways

Whomever wins the contest gets $1 million and to dispose of his body however they best choose.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2016 12:30 AM (ntObR)

433 Time. Funny thing, time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxplpDKx_Qk

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 12:31 AM (lutOX)

434 "@427 sauce?"
-Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 12:30 AM (98Hkl)

Salsa. Derived from Latin. Exemplified in "Don Quixote".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:31 AM (OQ9R7)

435 Please forgive my tardiness in this, as I've only just upgraded to bits of old tires and duct tape for shoes for myself. Ugly, but still more stylish than crocs.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
-------------------
Wearing Crocs is like getting a blow job from a dude.
It feels good until you look down and realize that you're gay.

Posted by: Chi at May 12, 2016 12:32 AM (dJIuC)

436 @433 "4 rounds" heh heh...
He said, "4 rounds".

Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 12:32 AM (98Hkl)

437 Story at FB that the nation of Angola has BANNED Islam altogether.

I wonder how they are as a retirement destination...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2016 12:32 AM (ntObR)

438 Salsa. *Snif*

Real music is Cumbia.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2016 12:32 AM (ry34m)

439 57 sauce.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 12, 2016 12:33 AM (k4M/B)

440 I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore.

I should probably leave you all to your memes.

...but I won't.

Because I'm drunk.

*hic!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:33 AM (OQ9R7)

441 Oops, three rounds. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2016 12:34 AM (ntObR)

442 @435 I was thinking of something like the Dada Engine, an Australian product. Potentially infinite: hit refresh on your browser and you get new s**t.
Not sure if they're live, or if adolfgoogle deepsixed it.

Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 12:35 AM (98Hkl)

443 hi all
can't stay up too late, had a long day
WeirdDave, thank you for the memes, they were funny

I still do remember how big the dancing baby craze was, and the All Your Base craze, fun times fun times

Posted by: chemjeff - Libertarian at May 12, 2016 12:35 AM (v6tlA)

444 Real music is Cumbia.
Posted by: Kindltot
------------
I hate that song.

Posted by: Chi at May 12, 2016 12:36 AM (dJIuC)

445 I remember the dancing baby on computer monitors being displayed at computer shows and hamfests.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 12, 2016 12:37 AM (k4M/B)

446 #ThatTimeILearnedTrump2016!WasCreatedByMemeGeneratorIn2008

Silly Dress-Wearing Wabbit! Dicks are for Men's Rooms!

The Beat Goes On.....Until You Run out of Other People's Beats.....

Posted by: The Midnight Chalkening at May 12, 2016 12:37 AM (jyolR)

447 Posted by: Bob in Houston at May 12, 2016 12:29 AM (b7AU3)
***
Yea. I've had moments where I've approached such crystalline perfection...

Seriously, for all that it's a freaking prolonged music video, the flick has its moments.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 12:37 AM (lutOX)

448 @440 The relief of McAuliffe at Basdtogne?
"Nuts!"
Fookin' eloquence, dude!

Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 12:38 AM (98Hkl)

449 @449 *Bastogne*

Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 12:39 AM (98Hkl)

450 Probably want to mark this for tomorrow's EMT

Rousseff clears her office; full Senate votes to suspend the president


Brazilian President Dilma Rousseff has packed up personal
photos and stripped the shelves in her third-floor office in the
Planalto presidential palace, a sign she is accepting the loss of her
job in a Senate vote on Wednesday.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zp952dr

Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2016 12:39 AM (ry34m)

451
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2016 12:27 AM (ntObR)


----------------------

Imma try to find it. It looks hilarious.

Posted by: iforgot at May 12, 2016 12:39 AM (5o5ek)

452 >>>Because I'm drunk.

*hic!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:33 AM (OQ9R7)

You, too? I thwear thith place izzzz.......loaded with us! And I ain't no wayz tarred o' pointin' that out.....

Posted by: Shrillary's Vagina at May 12, 2016 12:39 AM (jyolR)

453 Brazilian President Dilma Rousseff has packed up personal
photos and stripped the shelves in her third-floor office in the
Planalto presidential palace, a sign she is accepting the loss of her
job in a Senate vote on Wednesday.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zp952dr

Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2016 12:39 AM (ry34m)


It ain't over until she cleans out the refrigerator. And the safe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2016 12:40 AM (9AT3L)

454
Fading . . . oh no, I have to be up in 5 hours. Good night.

Posted by: iforgot at May 12, 2016 12:40 AM (5o5ek)

455 Yahoo is giving me all sorts of shit, to log back into things I'm already logged into.

I had trouble logging into email earlier.

I don't like it. I don't know what to think.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:41 AM (OQ9R7)

456 Ok the girls say it's time to crash. Nite nite all.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 12, 2016 12:41 AM (BYJ2T)

457 Calling it a night all, thanks for the great chat!!

iforgot, if you find it let me know, I'd like to see some of those old episodes again too. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2016 12:41 AM (ntObR)

458 G'Night, Iforgot.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:42 AM (OQ9R7)

459 good night bebe

yeah i gotta go to bed too

good night all

Posted by: chemjeff - Libertarian at May 12, 2016 12:42 AM (v6tlA)

460 427
English is dominant and fluid. Neologisms are most-often introduced via the United States of America.

Weirdest one I've seen: (imagine Cyrillic here) snegdosking.

It's Russian for "snow board" with an English-like -ing to make it a verb. You'd think Russians would go for -ovat.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 12, 2016 12:42 AM (Oi5b2)

461 G'Night, bebe's.

G'Night, qdpsteve.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:43 AM (OQ9R7)

462 G'Night, chemjeff.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:43 AM (OQ9R7)

463
Brazilian President Dilma Rousseff has packed up personal
photos and stripped the shelves in her third-floor office in the
Planalto presidential palace


Putting the contents of her desk in a cardboard box as a security guard looks on, waiting to escort her to her car?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 12, 2016 12:43 AM (k4M/B)

464 438
Story at FB that the nation of Angola has BANNED Islam altogether.



I wonder how they are as a retirement destination...


Just don't forget to take along your fondue set.

Oh, wait. That was Namibia.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 12, 2016 12:43 AM (Oi5b2)

465 Best moment of sanity-hacking from my career:

Having a drink at an sidewalk cafe in Beantown. In those days, I wore the dark suit, quiet tie, and hat of a gentleman.

Anywho, some dude wanting to bum a smoke comes up and asks to join me.

Asks for a smoke - give him a Sobranie, which I smoked in those days - and pushed the matchbox his way.

He opened it and paused.

"You will see," I told him, "that there are exactly seven matches left in the box."

Nervous nod as he lights up.

"ahh," i said, brightening, "I knew you were one of our own." I give him the pleased, knowing smile.

"uh-huh."

"Lots of weather we're having lately. Our mutual friend sends his regards, of course, and asks what progress you've made."

"Progress?"

"Come, now. you haven't been wasting his time, surely?"

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 12:44 AM (lutOX)

466 -Posted by: Anachronda at May 12, 2016 12:42 AM (Oi5b2)
I don't know Russian, but that variance seems in accordance with the English meme.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:45 AM (OQ9R7)

467 I don't know Russian, but that variance seems in accordance with the English meme.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:45 AM (OQ9R7)
***
Pochemu?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 12:45 AM (lutOX)

468 Meme, or prestige?

Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 12:47 AM (98Hkl)

469 We're gonna need a bigger barrel.


Posted by: Anachronda at May 12, 2016 12:47 AM (Oi5b2)

470 Posted by: Hizzouse. mmmmmmmmmmm?mmmm
mmmmm?mmm?mmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm at May 12, 2016 12:46 AM (rDhsc)
***
The Barrel, it hungers....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 12:47 AM (lutOX)

471 Pace Burroughs, is it hip to be "infected"?

Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 12:47 AM (98Hkl)

472 "Pochemu?"
-Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 12:45 AM (lutOX)

I should probably play a Pokemon card here, but I'm not familiar with the Pochemu.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:48 AM (OQ9R7)

473 My horizons have been abruptly widened.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2016 12:48 AM (9AT3L)

474 Who the hell did that?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:49 AM (OQ9R7)

475 466 Uncle P,
That was awesome!

Posted by: Chuck C at May 12, 2016 12:49 AM (h99GH)

476 CW Jr. just brought a couple of friends over. One of them is getting threatening messages on her Facebook, and they wanted to see if we could give them some tips on what to do.

I'm slowing turning into the IT guy for the entire apartment complex.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at May 12, 2016 12:49 AM (rJUlF)

477 The Barrel, it hungers....

Too bad all we can see is your quote after TB3K smites the troll droppings. But the Barrel doesn't care, it accepts us all at some point.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 12, 2016 12:49 AM (T/cxb)

478 The ONT....in Panavision!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at May 12, 2016 12:50 AM (rJUlF)

479 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 12:47 AM (lutOX)

***

Dude, you just killed the ONT margins for phone users. Dave, can you fix this please?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 12, 2016 12:50 AM (YLidQ)

480 It's not just me, then!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 12, 2016 12:50 AM (kP16F)

481 While deleted, it didn't fix it.

Stop quoting idiots, Uncle Palpatine!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:50 AM (OQ9R7)

482 Fuck.
A quote of a margin blow-out? Really?

Oh well, it's just about Rockford thirty anyway.

Posted by: Chi at May 12, 2016 12:51 AM (dJIuC)

483 Wider is better

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at May 12, 2016 12:52 AM (hVdx9)

484 Uncle Palpatine to The Barrel.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:52 AM (OQ9R7)

485 G'Night, Granma! G'Night, 'Lizabeth! G'Night, Jim-Bob!

Posted by: John-Boy at May 12, 2016 12:54 AM (jyolR)

486 Impossible to read now.

I wish you all a good night!

...including POOP.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:54 AM (OQ9R7)

487
One of them is getting threatening messages on her Facebook, and they wanted to see if we could give them some tips on what to do.

Avoid Facebook.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 12, 2016 12:54 AM (k4M/B)

488 I can't believe you all forgot about me.

Oh well... Honey Badger don't give a shit!

Posted by: Honey Badger at May 12, 2016 12:55 AM (H9MG5)

489 Night.New blown out format sux.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 12, 2016 12:55 AM (YLidQ)

490 Shto, v adu, proiskhodit' zdes'?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 12, 2016 12:55 AM (kP16F)

491 @488 Agreed.
FB is even worse than TV ever was.
And TV is "the Slime".

Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 12:55 AM (98Hkl)

492 27 inch monitor works swell.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 12, 2016 12:57 AM (k4M/B)

493 Yep.
G'night all. Slap - be well.

Posted by: Chi at May 12, 2016 12:57 AM (dJIuC)

494 G'Night, MWNP.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:58 AM (OQ9R7)

495 Dobraya noch', Orda!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 12, 2016 12:58 AM (kP16F)

496 You too, Chi!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:58 AM (OQ9R7)

497 And from the staff of WXPQ, we wish you......Good Night.

*Star-Spangled Banner*

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

Posted by: The Announcer at May 12, 2016 12:58 AM (jyolR)

498 WTF?!? Wh'e the West Coast at?

Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 12:58 AM (98Hkl)

499 It only Wenzdaiy.

Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 12:59 AM (98Hkl)

500 You'd think Bob at the NSA could fix this.

Posted by: except he doesn't care at May 12, 2016 12:59 AM (HRBB2)

501 >>>501 You'd think Bob at the NSA could fix this.
Posted by: except he doesn't care at May 12, 2016 12:59 AM (HRBB2)

*snicker*

Posted by: Bob at the NSA at May 12, 2016 01:00 AM (jyolR)

502 Maybe 500? Evening Daywalkers heading for pillow time.

Posted by: Gmac- All politics in this country now is just dress rehearsal for civil war. at May 12, 2016 01:00 AM (4pjhs)

503 Posted by: Chuck C at May 12, 2016 12:49 AM (h99GH)
***
Always, always, always, f*ck with people's sense of reality, because the world is far stranger than any of us can fathom, and a little reminder from time to time never hurts.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 01:00 AM (lutOX)

504 389 Ace & the Horde have launched a thousand memes... or at least a dozen or so. Not that I can remember many of them at the moment.

Ace locking himself out.
Sharting himself.
Kaboom.
SMOD
You want.. you'll settle for.. you get...

I know more will come to me after I log off... which I'm doing at the moment, for a late supper. BBL prol'ly.
Posted by: mindful webworker - meme dreamer at May 12, 2016 12:11 AM (5a8XA)


Sacred honor compels me to say that I had sex with her.

In her vagina.

Posted by: Will Folkes at May 12, 2016 01:01 AM (1JnAL)

505 389 Ace & the Horde have launched a thousand memes... or at least a dozen or so. Not that I can remember many of them at the moment.

Ace locking himself out.
Sharting himself.
Kaboom.
SMOD
You want.. you'll settle for.. you get...

I know more will come to me after I log off... which I'm doing at the moment, for a late supper. BBL prol'ly.
Posted by: mindful webworker - meme dreamer at May 12, 2016 12:11 AM (5a8XA)


Shirts. The guys get shirts. It's just the fucking way it is.

Posted by: Paul Anka at May 12, 2016 01:02 AM (1JnAL)

506 389 Ace & the Horde have launched a thousand memes... or at least a dozen or so. Not that I can remember many of them at the moment.

Ace locking himself out.
Sharting himself.
Kaboom.
SMOD
You want.. you'll settle for.. you get...

I know more will come to me after I log off... which I'm doing at the moment, for a late supper. BBL prol'ly.
Posted by: mindful webworker - meme dreamer at May 12, 2016 12:11 AM (5a8XA)


Joo looking for Paolo to come sex up jour lady?

Posted by: Paolo at May 12, 2016 01:03 AM (1JnAL)

507 I'm in ur base, killin ur doodz.

Posted by: otho at May 12, 2016 01:03 AM (EWg9n)

508 You'd think Bob at the NSA could fix this.
------------

Why would I know anything about it? It isn't as though we are monitoring this site...

Posted by: Bob, at NSA at May 12, 2016 01:04 AM (OLNwX)

509 389 Ace & the Horde have launched a thousand memes... or at least a dozen or so. Not that I can remember many of them at the moment.

Ace locking himself out.
Sharting himself.
Kaboom.
SMOD
You want.. you'll settle for.. you get...

I know more will come to me after I log off... which I'm doing at the moment, for a late supper. BBL prol'ly.
Posted by: mindful webworker - meme dreamer at May 12, 2016 12:11 AM (5a8XA)


Go get your fucking shinebox.

Posted by: Billy Batts at May 12, 2016 01:04 AM (1JnAL)

510 No mention, not even a little hint, of lace wigs.

Truly, the terrorists have won.

Posted by: Adriane the Pop Psychology Critic ... at May 12, 2016 01:05 AM (AoK0a)

511 509 You'd think Bob at the NSA could fix this.
------------

Why would I know anything about it? It isn't as though we are monitoring this site...
Posted by: Bob, at NSA



We are and we like the margins just fine.

Posted by: Joe at Homeland Security at May 12, 2016 01:08 AM (NGd+i)

512 511 No mention, not even a little hint, of lace wigs.

Truly, the terrorists have won.
Posted by: Adriane the Pop Psychology Critic ... at May 12, 2016 01:05 AM (AoK0a)

tvmachines carmachines faxmachines stereomachines fappingmachines

Posted by: machines for sale SOCK at May 12, 2016 01:08 AM (1JnAL)

513 Why would I know anything about it? It isn't as though we are monitoring this site...

Got it. The hamsters on your payroll aren't on shift right now.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 12, 2016 01:09 AM (T/cxb)

514 Why do I always feel like I've just dropped out of warp into a debris field that's not supposed to be there when I pop by to see what's up.

Posted by: Gmac- All politics in this country now is just dress rehearsal for civil war. at May 12, 2016 01:10 AM (4pjhs)

515 cat filters, machines for sale
vodka recipes with kale

Posted by: Billy Joel first draft at May 12, 2016 01:11 AM (HRBB2)

516 I have a 23" monitor, and the newly-expanded horizons fit the screen perfectly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2016 01:11 AM (9AT3L)

517 And why do I feel so comfy, its almost like the margins got blown out by the explosion that caused that debris field.

Posted by: Gmac- All politics in this country now is just dress rehearsal for civil war. at May 12, 2016 01:12 AM (4pjhs)

518 Kind of late on the important news of the day but I think the hot busty chick who likes molesting other chicks on a plane was a fascinating read. No, fascinating read does not mean furiously masturbating.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 12, 2016 01:13 AM (NGd+i)

519 My German is minuscule, but I learned THE most important phrases: Ein bier, Ein wurst mit semmel, Ein bretzen. Danke!


I always found "Ist Dein tochter achtzein?" to be indespensible.

Posted by: Weirddave at May 12, 2016 01:13 AM (N8hFs)

520 Hamsters were once very long-legged, and stalked the Earth as fierce predators that would tear the throats out giraffes.


Then Pixy domesticated them, and worked their legs down to the nubbins they are now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2016 01:14 AM (9AT3L)

521 @509 LOL!

Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 01:15 AM (98Hkl)

522 Kind of late on the important news of the day but I think the hot busty chick who likes molesting other chicks on a plane was a fascinating read. No, fascinating read does not mean furiously masturbating.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 12, 2016 01:13 AM (NGd+i)


If she had been into molesting guys on the plane, it wouldn't have been a story. Fly the friendly skies!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2016 01:16 AM (9AT3L)

523 Look, you drop out of hyperdrive into a debris field.

You drop out of wrap to give Wesley time to scrub down the Holodeck after Riker's exercised his ... privileges.

Posted by: sci-fi at May 12, 2016 01:18 AM (HRBB2)

524 Meh, after the busty good looking molester I think there's room to maneuver on that.

Posted by: Gmac- All politics in this country now is just dress rehearsal for civil war. at May 12, 2016 01:21 AM (4pjhs)

525 It's not even 11 in 'frisco, amirite?

Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 01:22 AM (98Hkl)

526 Why do I always feel like I've just dropped out of warp into a debris field that's not supposed to be there when I pop by to see what's up.

Hi Christoper ...

Posted by: Nero ... at May 12, 2016 01:22 AM (AoK0a)

527 >>>Ace the Horde have launched a thousand memes... or at least a
dozen or so. Not that I can remember many of them at the moment.



Ace locking himself out.

Sharting himself.

Kaboom.

SMOD

You want.. you'll settle for.. you get...



I know more will come to me after I log off... which I'm doing at the moment, for a late supper. BBL prol'ly.

Posted by: mindful webworker - meme dreamer at May 12, 2016 12:11 AM (5a8XA)<<<



I'll post some more memes... but first you will blow me.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at May 12, 2016 01:22 AM (H9MG5)

528 I've been reading the threads a lot today and haven't seen any comments about the "Couch Commander" video (that's the name if you look it up on YouTube).

It's such a relief to know that the world is at peace and the economy is booming so that our president has plenty of time to make comedy videos.

Posted by: Rarity at May 12, 2016 01:23 AM (wzE4R)

529 So Grandpa, what did you do during the Great Margin Blowout of aught 16? How did you survive it?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois T-Shirts for Sale at May 12, 2016 01:24 AM (WVsWD)

530 It's not even 11 in 'frisco, amirite?

Yeah, but it's raining hard ...

Posted by: Harry the Cabbie ... at May 12, 2016 01:24 AM (AoK0a)

531 @531 ...and to think 'frisco was once what it's geography suggested, and not not some political Petri specimen.

Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 01:29 AM (98Hkl)

532 Well, it is getting tired out. Time to turn in. Night, folks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2016 01:32 AM (9AT3L)

533 @443 This does seem to be a live version... I hit refresh a couple times and got new s**t.
That'll 'splain any meme if you hit refresh enough.
Mad pointer skills.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/n3gurpe

Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 01:35 AM (98Hkl)

534 I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. Margins blown out on the ONT...

Posted by: Roy Batty at May 12, 2016 01:36 AM (OLNwX)

535 Ahhh, the HQ...

1) blow out the margins

2) ???

3) Profit!

Posted by: JQ Flyover at May 12, 2016 01:36 AM (044Fx)

536 Night AOP

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2016 01:36 AM (OLNwX)

537 You say margins, I say margarine. Let's call the whole thing off center & make some toast and jam ...

Posted by: Adriane the Meme Critic ... at May 12, 2016 01:38 AM (AoK0a)

538 Cross bows

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2016 01:39 AM (OLNwX)

539 In terms of reality-hacking - which I do every chance i get - I do recall one incident that was humanitarian.

On Commonwealth Mall, just before you hit the Public Gardens - i crossed paths with a homeless guy known locally as 'Sarge.' He'd stand and pretend to fire a rifle, and scream and run around like the madman he was.

Was with a young lady on my arm when we approached him. He lowered his invisible rifle and stood at attention, and all the years and sorrow and madness melted off him, and i saw a 20-something rifleman.

"Sorry, sir," he said, " i didn't recognize you at first."

I returned his salute and ordered him to fall back to the Pine Street Inn, a local homeless shelter. Gave him directions to the place.

"You've done a fine job, son," i told this man nearly twice my age, "And you're due some R&R."

Yes, strange is the world, but nothing in it so strange as Man.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 01:39 AM (lutOX)

540 473
I should probably play a Pokemon card here, but I'm not familiar with the Pochemu.

Ah. Well, I suggest you start small, with the Pochemuchka from the well-known documentary Shto Ya Videl by Boris Zhitkov. Work your way up from there.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 12, 2016 01:41 AM (Oi5b2)

541 Posted by: Anachronda at May 12, 2016 01:41 AM (Oi5b2)
***
pochemuchkas... I hate those guys....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 01:42 AM (lutOX)

542 On the subject of languages: My angel got me really, really hammered and recorded my babbling.

About half English, half Lord-knows-what fusion of German, Russian, and Yiddish.

Terrifying, in its way.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 01:48 AM (lutOX)

543 And my angel, when she gets good and drunk, forgets all her English, and gives me the come-on (I presume) in Vietnamese, Cantonese, and French, the last of which I sorta kinda catch.

yes, drunk or sober, we are who we are, and maybe our drunk selves are our truest ones..... who knows?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 01:53 AM (lutOX)

544 *student gets trapped in vagina sculpture [photos]*

Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 01:53 AM (98Hkl)

545 Heh...looks like I killed the thread....


I killed a thread in Austin, just to watch it die.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 01:54 AM (lutOX)

546 Let's see if I'm still banned tonight....

Posted by: cthulhu at May 12, 2016 01:55 AM (W4hD9)

547 545 *student gets trapped in vagina sculpture [photos]*
Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 01:53 AM (98Hkl)
***
Ha! Guess he found out what marriage is all about....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 01:56 AM (lutOX)

548 I see I ate too much tonight. Everything is bloated.

Night, y'all.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 12, 2016 01:58 AM (GUBah)

549 Pretty late for me, 'rons 'n' 'ronettes...
May the Lord bless thee and keep thee. May He make His face shineth upon thee, and give thee peace.
In Jesus's name, Amen.

Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 01:58 AM (98Hkl)

550 Posted by: memeful webworker at May 11, 2016 11:14 PM (5a8XA)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN75im_us4k

Posted by: bill-o at May 12, 2016 02:02 AM (nE/OV)

551 So, I did a bunch of replumbing of the intertuboz a la casa de Cthulhu on Monday....fired it up last night, could see the scruffy lot of you, made some comments and kept reading......then caught up to where I thought my comment should be, and it wasn't there.



Posted a trial comment. Saw it. Refreshed five minutes later -- wasn't there. Today, ran some experiments....complicated by the fact that my default firewall setup doesn't even pass "ping". This might work better.



Of course, I'm saying this way too late to a probably empty room....

Posted by: cthulhu at May 12, 2016 02:05 AM (W4hD9)

552 Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 01:58 AM (98Hkl)
***
Ahh...the Priestly Blessing. One of my faves.

As a bad Hebrew, a back-sliding Red Sea pedestrian, I am always struck by how beautiful that blessing is, irrespective of who pronounces it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 02:06 AM (lutOX)

553 Somebody, please club Hizzouse....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 02:08 AM (lutOX)

554 Of course, I'm saying this way too late to a probably empty room....


Not completely empty.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 12, 2016 02:13 AM (NGd+i)

555 "Bon. Je suis un shein."

Y sont fous ces Slapweasels !

Posted by: bill-o at May 12, 2016 02:14 AM (nE/OV)

556 Posted a trial comment. Saw it. Refreshed five minutes later -- wasn't there. Today, ran some experiments....complicated by the fact that my default firewall setup doesn't even pass "ping". This might work better.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 12, 2016 02:05 AM (W4hD9)


What part of "one ping only" did you not under stand?

Posted by: Captain Ramius at May 12, 2016 02:18 AM (vBeA5)

557 555
Of course, I'm saying this way too late to a probably empty room....




Not completely empty.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 12, 2016 02:13 AM (NGd+i)


Thanks.....I was starting to think I might have created some entirely new type of internet hookup malady.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 12, 2016 02:18 AM (W4hD9)

558 Back in for a li'l bit, because life-slammed tonight and need the distraction.

-=*=-

bill-o #551 at May 12, 2016 02:02 AM

All righty - turnabout! I was beginning to think no one had noticed.

-=*=-

Uncle Palpatine #544: ...maybe our drunk selves are our truest ones....

Terrifying thought. Tipsy, maybe. Drunk? Not fun.

Posted by: mindful webworker - meme dreamer at May 12, 2016 02:23 AM (Y5LDn)

559 empty room....


empty room....


empty room....

Posted by: mindful webecho at May 12, 2016 02:24 AM (Y5LDn)

560 Posted by: mindful webworker - meme dreamer at May 12, 2016 02:23 AM (Y5LDn)
***
if my tipsy self is any indication, our tipsy selves are our best selves, our most charming and carefree selves.

No, I mean drunk...good and drunk and lost.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 02:25 AM (lutOX)

561 Signing off soon, but I thought I'd let you all in on a bit Basura family news.

The
Dude that married Mama Basura, AKA, Step-Dad, passed away last night.
Out of respect for his 30 years of taking care of Mama before she
passed, I've offered to help secure estate property as I'm the only one
currently residing in the same state. So I may be a bit scarce(r)
around here in the next few weeks and/or months.

Which I'm sure comes as a great relief for some.

If
there is an almost immediate need to contact me while I'm off doing
stuff, feel free to contact me at blanco <at symbol>
traveltrash.33mail.com. I'll reply with the same subject from a
completely different account, if I reply at all.

And now the time I promised has arrived!

G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 12, 2016 02:26 AM (T/cxb)

562 Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 12, 2016 02:26 AM (T/cxb)
***
he was a good man, no mistake, and you're the living, breathing proof of it.

We'll miss you, of course, but you have your duties.

Hail and farewell, Basura, and godspeed.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 02:28 AM (lutOX)

563 I'm at work and it was kind of busy. Its finally slowed up enough to waste time here.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 12, 2016 02:35 AM (NGd+i)

564 OMG! Fireball tastes like Lavoris!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at May 12, 2016 02:36 AM (W4hD9)

565 Dude that married Mama Basura, AKA, Step-Dad, passed away last night.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 12, 2016 02:26 AM (T/cxb)


Thoughts & Prayers.

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 12, 2016 02:36 AM (vBeA5)

566 Posted by: Puddleglum at May 12, 2016 02:35 AM (NGd+i)
***
When I'm at work, no such time. They trust me, for whatever reason, with a couple mil in semiconductors. A blink, and I've cost them hundreds of thousands....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 02:37 AM (lutOX)

567 My job is feast or famine. Either really really busy or watching TV/wasting time on the internet.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 12, 2016 02:40 AM (NGd+i)

568 Every time I decide to comment on this effing website there are already hundreds of effing comments.

Which makes my comment, no matter what it is, 99.99999% guaranteed to be worthless, unimportant, meaningless, ignored, unnoticed and not worth a shit.

So fuck it. I'm not going to say anything.

Posted by: Dogstar at May 12, 2016 02:40 AM (KAjGn)

569 Tomorrow always seems promising until it gets here.

Good night, latenightowls.

"Everything is impermanent, except the love of God."

Posted by: mindful webworker at May 12, 2016 02:43 AM (Y5LDn)

570 "Everything is impermanent, except the love of God."
Posted by: mindful webworker at May 12, 2016 02:43 AM (Y5LDn)
***
Vanitas vanitatis and all that....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 02:47 AM (lutOX)

571 Blood will tell...

Their mother, my ex-wife, continues to dye their hair, but the Mongol eyes cannot be suppressed....

All my children, but #1 daughter and # 1 son in particular, do my blood proud....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 02:53 AM (lutOX)

572 Vanitas vanitatis and all that....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 02:47 AM (lutOX)

******

Please learn your lessons and do not blow out the margins of the blog again. Your actions kill access for phone users. Not good.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 12, 2016 02:54 AM (YLidQ)

573 Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 12, 2016 02:54 AM (YLidQ)
***
'Tweren't me, but rather someone else, what got ban-hammered.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 02:56 AM (lutOX)

574 569 Every time I decide to comment on this effing website there are already hundreds of effing comments.

Which makes my comment, no matter what it is, 99.99999% guaranteed to be worthless, unimportant, meaningless, ignored, unnoticed and not worth a shit.

So fuck it. I'm not going to say anything.
Posted by: Dogstar


Threadwinner!

Posted by: zombie at May 12, 2016 03:01 AM (jBuUi)

575 Good Morning again.

Question. How does a comment blow out the margins?
I don't see how it can.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois T-Shirts for Sale at May 12, 2016 03:02 AM (WVsWD)

576 Off to snooze. My angel wants to be the little spoon again.

Life is good.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 03:04 AM (lutOX)

577 I feel a bit squeezed now.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Where's the Charmin? at May 12, 2016 03:07 AM (WVsWD)

578 Question. How does a comment blow out the margins?

I don't see how it can.


Queue the Woody and Buzz meme "Margins. Margins everywhere"

Anyway, I finally found the post responsible and fixed it, now I'm going to bed. 'Nite all, glad you enjoyed the memes.

Posted by: Weirddave at May 12, 2016 03:10 AM (N8hFs)

579 Sure. Don't tell me how it's done.

pffffttttt.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Be that way. at May 12, 2016 03:14 AM (WVsWD)

580 Well, this will cause a s**tstorm: Gun George Zimmerman used to kill Trayvon Martin is up for sale:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hgpp8nh

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 12, 2016 03:14 AM (vBeA5)

581 576
Good Morning again.



Question. How does a comment blow out the margins?

I don't see how it can.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois T-Shirts for Sale at May 12, 2016 03:02 AM (WVsWD)


There are several classic methods, and some interestingly wrinkled methods.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 12, 2016 03:19 AM (W4hD9)

582 West coast says late nite hello...

Posted by: Vertov at May 12, 2016 03:24 AM (RTOcO)

583 just asking - any Cub fans enjoying their best start since 1907, and then getting swept in a doubleheader by the Padres?

A little - disconcerting....

Posted by: Vertov at May 12, 2016 03:27 AM (RTOcO)

584
Well, this will cause a s**tstorm: Gun George Zimmerman used to kill Trayvon Martin is up for sale:



http://preview.tinyurl.com/hgpp8nh

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 12, 2016 03:14 AM (vBeA5)

Couldn't get the video to play.....anyone know what it is?

Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2016 03:36 AM (j7iSn)

585 Margins appear to have returned to normal space somehow. Maybe Bob tipped the hamsters off we had to much elbow room.

Posted by: Gmac- All politics in this country now is just dress rehearsal for civil war. at May 12, 2016 03:39 AM (4pjhs)

586 Looks like the 9mm that was used to pacify St TrayTable is up for police auction.

Posted by: Gmac- All politics in this country now is just dress rehearsal for civil war. at May 12, 2016 03:42 AM (4pjhs)

587 580
Sure. Don't tell me how it's done.



pffffttttt.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Be that way. at May 12, 2016 03:14 AM (WVsWD)


Let's start with one that is beloved of cobs (and Ace). The main site has 3 columns. Depending on your screen resolution, the middle column is, say, 500 pixels wide. If you post an image that is, say, 640 pixels wide, the margins blow out. Note that the average commenter cannot do this because they can't directly post pix on the blog.

Then there's one beloved of MWNP and other phone users. If you have a 24" screen and display AoSHQ in reasonable print, you might view the middle column as being 120 characters wide. Unfortunately, folks on small screens (like cellphones) might consider the middle column to be 32 characters wide. Pixy's software tries to help this by word-wrapping after a certain number of characters.....but is buggy -- so in certain circumstances you can have Pixy attempt to do a word-wrap in an unbreakable string of text.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 12, 2016 03:44 AM (W4hD9)

588 Bah, I skimmed it...

"The 9mm pistol that Zimmerman said was used to shoot and kill Trayvon
Martin on February 26, 2012 is up for sale in an online auction. FOX
35 spoke to Zimmerman about the weapon and its sale. "I recently
received it back from the Department of Justice. They took it after my
trial, after I was exonerated," he said. "

Looks like he's trying to generate funding as his 15 min of fame are past due.

Posted by: Gmac- All politics in this country now is just dress rehearsal for civil war. at May 12, 2016 03:44 AM (4pjhs)

589 It's apparently a Kel Tec PF-9

No slanted reporting here.

http://tinyurl.com/jnalf38

Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2016 03:46 AM (j7iSn)

590
Britain's biggest Muslim charity is to run "Subhan Allah" adverts on the side of London buses in a bid to change negative views on international aid and the Muslim community.

The adverts, which will also bear the words "Glory be to God," are hoped to raise awareness of Islamic Relief, which aids victims of the Syrian civil war.

The campaign will run across London, Birmingham, Manchester, Leicester and Bradford in time for Ramadan on June 7, reports the Evening Standard.

http://goo.gl/sr1l1u

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 12, 2016 03:50 AM (iQIUe)

591 Bet if it was a christian group wanting to run those adverts they would be denied.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at May 12, 2016 03:53 AM (IHK0Z)

592 590
It's apparently a Kel Tec PF-9

No slanted reporting here.

http://tinyurl.com/jnalf38


Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2016 03:46 AM (j7iSn)


Sheesh. Over-the-top, much? God help those who use this agency as their only source of news -- they probably believe that demons and sorcerers cause illness.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 12, 2016 03:53 AM (W4hD9)

593 590
It's apparently a Kel Tec PF-9

No slanted reporting here.

http://tinyurl.com/jnalf38


Posted by: BignJames

I'm shocked they didn't have the holey shirt St TrayTable was wearing included in the article.

Posted by: Gmac- All politics in this country now is just dress rehearsal for civil war. at May 12, 2016 03:53 AM (4pjhs)

594 Blanco Basura -

May you be blessed with Strength and Peace.

No good deed goes unpunished, so here's hoping yours will be but a trifle ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at May 12, 2016 03:59 AM (AoK0a)

595 Night all.

Here is "Hypathia" by the Bad Light:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hViXZ1oCnKk

Fair warning, album cover in vid is NSFW.

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 12, 2016 03:59 AM (vBeA5)

596 Night Cap ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at May 12, 2016 04:03 AM (AoK0a)

597 Dem fine, ONT. Nailed it, indeed. Also a little weird.

Posted by: sinalco at May 12, 2016 04:23 AM (yODqO)

598 Good morning everyone. I couldn't sleep, so instead of tossing and turning for another hour, I just got up instead.

Gives me a chance to bitch about Verizon, and their blazing fast less than 2 Mbps DSL internet. Which was advertised as up to 7.5 Mbps. When I complained the last time, I was told we were too far away from the CO to get more than 2.0 Mbps.

The only other option in this area is satellite. Any morons out there have experience with this type of service?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at May 12, 2016 04:24 AM (hqASI)

599 I liked it.

Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2016 04:28 AM (3wHFl)

600 The only other option in this area is satellite. Any morons out there have experience with this type of service?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at May 12, 2016 04:24 AM (hqASI)

Yeah. Take the DSL at 2.0. I had only sat servicefor years and barely was faster than ISDN.

Not to mention the disruption of service any time something between your dish and the satalite. Say like a bird.

Tree limbs are good to.

If you are looking for a static IP from a sat service. Don't.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Be that way. at May 12, 2016 04:34 AM (WVsWD)

601 The only other option in this area is satellite. Any morons out there have experience with this type of service?

I know a satellite that can take out Verizon ...

Posted by: Anakin Skywalker ... at May 12, 2016 04:36 AM (AoK0a)

602 OK. caught up w/ the craziness here, back to bed.

Be well all...

T

Posted by: Farmer at May 12, 2016 04:49 AM (o/90i)

603 Roses have petals,
As do -sort of - bicycles,
This far into Summer,
My house has no icicles ...


BURMASHAVE!!!!

Good Night, all ...

Posted by: Adriane the Meme Critic ... at May 12, 2016 04:49 AM (AoK0a)

604 Good one Dave, but you left off one of the AoS prime meme's; Vic is older than precambrian slime.


VNN coming at 06:00 (05:54 Pixy time)

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:05 AM (vvmPQ)

605
Slain US citizen-turned-jihadist Anwar al-Awlaki was not only a chief propagandist but also a hands-on bomb-making instructor, according to NY court documents

http://goo.gl/IPGa1T

==============
This was the guy some of you idiots whine should not have been droned bc he was accidentally born in the US and had citizenship.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 12, 2016 05:09 AM (iQIUe)

606
Mayor Khan has twice, maybe three times railed against Trump. The guy has only been in office for 5 days. Guess he solved all of London's problems leaving him time to dabble in US politics. Says he is going to help Hills get elected. lol

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 12, 2016 05:10 AM (iQIUe)

607 Well, that sucks. I just woke up from a dream that was far better than anything in my life, well, ever. Even though nothing really happened, just the feeling that it was leading up to it.

Posted by: Epobirs at May 12, 2016 05:14 AM (IdCqF)

608 Good one Dave, but you left off one of the AoS prime meme's; Vic is older than precambrian slime.
VNN coming at 06:00 (05:54 Pixy time)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:05 AM

OK, now we have a fix on Vic's age.

Out of curiosity, how did this thing about your age start Vic? If I recall, you once mentioned something that led me to think you are 70 or under. I'm 60 and something led me to think you were only a few yrs older.

Thanks for all you do w/ the news, much appreciated.

Posted by: Farmer at May 12, 2016 05:20 AM (o/90i)

609 Not seeing much going on since last night.
Stay a thorn in the side of leftists everywhere

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2016 05:22 AM (3wHFl)

610 609 Out of curiosity, how did this thing about your age
start Vic? If I recall, you once mentioned something that led me to
think you are 70 or under. I'm 60 and something led me to think you
were only a few yrs older.



Thanks for all you do w/ the news, much appreciated.

Posted by: Farmer at May 12, 2016 05:20 AM (o/90i)

I don't recall how it got started but it has been going for a long long time. As of March of this year I am 65 years old. There are a few Morons who are actually older than me.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:24 AM (vvmPQ)

611 Mayor Khan has twice, maybe three times railed against Trump. The guy has only been in office for 5 days. Guess he solved all of London's problems leaving him time to dabble in US politics. Says he is going to help Hills get elected. lol
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 12, 2016 05:10 AM

Yay. Support from a Muslim mayor of London should really put the Hilldabeast over the top. I know people in the Midwest are really taking their voting advice from Muslim Londoners.

Posted by: Farmer at May 12, 2016 05:26 AM (o/90i)

612 Another memes are Puns. Snort when you read them puns. And ChemJeff burning steak, or AtC and podcast swearing, or spiders.

Vic, looking forward to VNN. I want to thank you in advance.

I remember the time you were helping your uncle, or some other relative, and were not posting. We were really concerned, and happy when you came back.

AoSHQ is an amazing community for people's comments that appear in grey boxes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 12, 2016 05:48 AM (u82oZ)

613 Other memes. not another.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 12, 2016 05:49 AM (u82oZ)

614 613 I remember the time you were helping your uncle, or
some other relative, and were not posting. We were really concerned,
and happy when you came back.



AoSHQ is an amazing community for people's comments that appear in grey boxes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 12, 2016 05:48 AM (u82oZ)

Yeah he had fallen and broke his leg. The place he is living belongs to my brother and has no internet or even cell phone coverage. I was essentially cut off for two weeks.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:55 AM (vvmPQ)

615 Good Morning Morons. Today is Thursday, May 12, 2016. On this day in 1933 the Agricultural Adjustment Act which was pushed through by FDR, was enacted to restrict agricultural production by paying farmers subsidies to reduce farmed acreage and livestock being raised. The cost of this program was to be borne by the companies that process the crops for sale through a special tax that only applied to them.


The US had reached the point of insanity because at this time people were actually starving to death while we had a surplus of food and farmers were going broke due to low prices. This was the first of the unconstitutional farm programs pushed through by FDR. In 1936 the Supreme Court declared it unconstitutional. So why are we currently doing the same thing now? In 1938 after FDR got to appoint some new commie judges they passed essentially the same act (so much for stare decisis).

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:55 AM (vvmPQ)

616 A member of the Aviano Air Base squadron that was called to action to rescue Benghazi speaks out under anonymity. They were ready to go and that 3 am call was ignored. Nobody has spoken out yet because they were threatened to keep their mouths shut. It seems that everything Scankles and Obama said about Benghazi was an outright lie.


http://fxn.ws/1T9os0n

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:56 AM (vvmPQ)

617 Zimmerman is auctioning off the gun he used to defend himself with by shooting Trevon Martin. He is asking an initial price of $5,000 at Gunbroker.com. I guess that is one thing the MFM is good for. They can make someone famous and able to parley that into a profit.


http://fxn.ws/1T9mBIM

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:56 AM (vvmPQ)

618 Comey shortens his career by essentially calling Scankles a liar in her rhetoric about the FBI investigation.


http://fxn.ws/24OQweN

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:56 AM (vvmPQ)

619 Mom uses social media to track down an accused murderer who was involved in the killing of her daughter. He was a Hispanic hiding out in Mexico. No word as to his "immigration status" can be found in any of the news articles.


http://fxn.ws/1rHj9sL

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:57 AM (vvmPQ)

620 Feds say that an explosion at a fertilizer plant in West Texas that killed 15 people was arson.


http://fxn.ws/1XlLqB3

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:57 AM (vvmPQ)

621 Houston school play teaches high schoolers about rape, dirty language, and public urination. This shows that it doesn't matter what State you live in schools are a hotbed of liberal idiots because of the "education establishment".


http://fxn.ws/23IzAAT

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:57 AM (vvmPQ)

622 Corrupt Harry Reid has words with corrupt Mark Grayson who has been hit by the ethics committee.


http://fxn.ws/1VU3wdX

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:57 AM (vvmPQ)

623 Shades of Rodney King? MA police give a high speed chase suspect a hickory haircut after he exits the vehicle and gets on the ground. No riots though, he was white.


http://fxn.ws/1ZHPg6d

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:58 AM (vvmPQ)

624 Romney still refuses to sit down and STFU.


http://fxn.ws/27fLvdV

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:58 AM (vvmPQ)

625 Krazy Kommie Bernie says Scankles is a disaster.


http://bit.ly/1rGq0mk

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:58 AM (vvmPQ)

626 RINO Ryan is not doing too good in a poll of Republican voters. Gee, I wonder why? Maybe he should kiss Obama's ass a little more to increase the chocolate ration.


http://bit.ly/1T6o9kU

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:58 AM (vvmPQ)

627 Thieves are running an organized crime of mail theft in LA. Is it a coincidence that this is occurring in an area packed with illegals? You'll never know with the MFM reporting.


http://cbsloc.al/21ZiYW9

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:59 AM (vvmPQ)

628 Delegates at the TX Republican convention will vote on the TX session movement.


http://bit.ly/1X1EvMW

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:59 AM (vvmPQ)

629 Two illegals have been sentenced to 37 years in prison for beating a 90 year old farmer to death during a home burglary. The MFM hid the fact that they were illegals but it still slipped out. And why only 37 years and not death by JuJu? Because MN abolished the death penalty in 1911 even though polls say MN voters support it. Why not life without parole? Because judge is an idiot.


http://bit.ly/1T92pXq

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:59 AM (vvmPQ)

630 Shades of Sarah Palin harassment; the WaPo, urged on by far left liberal Jeff Bezos who owns the paper now, have hired 20 new "reporters" whose sole purpose dig up dirt on Trump. Thus proving for all doubters out there that the WaPo is, in fact, a PR rag for the Democrat Party and their paper should be counted as an illegal campaign contribution. Should the MFM be regulated like guns? Is the first amendment more important than the second? Well, it has been so since the early 30s.


http://washex.am/1X2d6dQ

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:59 AM (vvmPQ)

631
More great Bamaconomy news. Macy's is struggling to stay afloat now. Maybe they should eliminate more clothing lines for liberal political reasons.


http://cnnmon.ie/1OoKvbT

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:00 AM (vvmPQ)

632 Speaking of liberal insanity; a new play will open in Philly. The Ballad of Trayvon Martin will be a huge success the idiots expect. Probably financed by Soros so they do not have to worry about making a profit.


http://bit.ly/1T6Pm76

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:00 AM (vvmPQ)

633 Another Kommie Kollege that should be defunded and forced to survive on their own hock.


Fraternities at Millikin University in Illinois have been warned that members cannot use face paint during an upcoming event, or they may find themselves punished for engaging in "cultural appropriation".


http://bit.ly/1TAFXRl

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:00 AM (vvmPQ)

634 Idiot Mayor of Baltimore bans travel to NC and MS because she wants pervert men in the girl's bathroom. How many people that work for the city of Baltimore would need to travel to either State? Most likely none. This is just another liberal idiot jumping on the bandwagon for some free press. Perhaps the governor of NC should ban travel to Baltimore?


http://bit.ly/1NriO7y

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:00 AM (vvmPQ)

635 Speaking of idiot pandering, Scankles is now on the "make DC a State" bandwagon. Where is a politician who supports the Vic bandwagon. Move the US capitol to a central location as the founders intended and make it illegal to have a permanent residency inside the capitol boundary. Then return DC to MD.


http://bit.ly/1WrprKg

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:00 AM (vvmPQ)

636
New Yorkers turn out in droves to support Chick-fil-A after DeCommio's call for a boycott.


http://bit.ly/1T9r8Lf

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:01 AM (vvmPQ)

637 Following her disastrous importation of millions of phony Syrian refugees Merkel isn't doing to well in the polls either.


http://bit.ly/1T6R1cW

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:01 AM (vvmPQ)

638 Hispanic (illegal?) gang member only 12 hours out of jail kidnaps and rapes a woman in a park restroom. Yeah, lets let in some more illegals and let them go to women's restrooms too. Recall SF in the 1800s and the making of the committees of vigilance. This is where we are headed because it happens every time the government refuses to enforce the law and protect its citizens.


http://bit.ly/1TRbyko

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:01 AM (vvmPQ)

639 So not even a lustrum older than me.

Posted by: teej at May 12, 2016 06:01 AM (ijopM)

640 Even wuss Issa is hitting Romney for refusing to STFU.


http://bit.ly/1QZIUcm

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:01 AM (vvmPQ)

641 Susan Rice plays the race card . . . against Obama.


http://bit.ly/1YneR4g

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:02 AM (vvmPQ)

642
Scankles deploys her VRWC card again blaming the "right wing" for her campaign problems.


http://bit.ly/27fQo6U

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:02 AM (vvmPQ)

643 Her excellent campaigning has now made it impossible for her to get the coronation everyone expected without the corrupt DNC super delegates. Maybe my prediction that she would not get the nomination is back in play???


http://bit.ly/23JwuMR

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:02 AM (vvmPQ)

644 Issa says he expects Trump to attack Scankles on her "charity".


http://bit.ly/1Ok8fDk

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:02 AM (vvmPQ)

645 Liberals do not believe in the first amendment for conservative reporters.


http://bit.ly/27fQYBq

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:03 AM (vvmPQ)

646 Iranian admiral threatens to "drown US Navy" in the Persian Gulf. Yeah, the waves from all those sinking Iranian ships will swamp the Navy. Of course with the idiot CnC we have now our ships have probably been ordered to not defend themselves and simply allow the Iranians to attack unmolested.


http://bit.ly/1UT2hup

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:03 AM (vvmPQ)

647 TX school superintendent adopts Obama's illegal transgender bathroom policy without contacting anyone for input.


http://dailysign.al/1rHoeRR

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:03 AM (vvmPQ)

648 Congress is now a "small business" for the purpose of getting Obamacare subsidies. Tell me once again how much money these assholes make?


OK; the base salary for members is $174,000 a year. That doesn't include the myriad of perks they get. I get no "subsidy" for my health insurance and I come nowhere near to making $174K a year.


http://dailysign.al/1NqSc6s

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:04 AM (vvmPQ)

649 Obama's pen and phone to re-write Obamacare regulations minutes before he leaves office. Standby for another round of doctor's retiring and insurance rates going further into the stratosphere. All because Republicans in congress have no balls.


http://bit.ly/1XmyieZ

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:04 AM (vvmPQ)

650 Far left Urban Institute says Krazy Kommie Bernie's plant to further nationalize health care would cost $32T over ten years.


http://bit.ly/27eA5ax

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:04 AM (vvmPQ)

651 Ramirez - no update


That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:04 AM (vvmPQ)

652 Thank you. Vic. A comprehensive list of news.

Not enjoyable news, but most informative on where we are after 7+ years of America hating leadership of America.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 12, 2016 06:06 AM (u82oZ)

653 Sorry Vic.
Read a few comments, replied to the age thing and when I hit post your links were coming up.

Posted by: teej at May 12, 2016 06:11 AM (ijopM)

654 654
Sorry Vic.

Read a few comments, replied to the age thing and when I hit post your links were coming up.

Posted by: teej at May 12, 2016 06:11 AM (ijopM)

No sweat, nothing to be sorry for.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:14 AM (vvmPQ)

655 *lazer to the barrel

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:15 AM (vvmPQ)

656 Looks like someone deleted that post since Pixy will not accept that banned name.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:16 AM (vvmPQ)

657 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2016 06:18 AM (ptqRm)

658 Romney still refuses to sit down and STFU.
http://fxn.ws/27fLvdV
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:58 AM

What the F... is the matter w/ these guys? Romney and the Bushes could just keep quiet if they don't like Trump as nominee.

I'm not fond of him but he's sure as hell a lot better bet than that criminal Hillary. Yes, you got it right, STFU. They are only helping the Hilldabeast.

Posted by: Farmer at May 12, 2016 06:22 AM (o/90i)

659 @356

How did you do that? (I could use an o-macron...)

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 12, 2016 06:23 AM (kP16F)

660 Thanks, again, Vic. Great Job!

Posted by: French Jeton at May 12, 2016 06:24 AM (WMvHw)

661 650 How did you do that? (I could use an o-macron...)


Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 12, 2016 06:23 AM (kP16F)

Do not understand question.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:25 AM (vvmPQ)

662 The only other option in this area is satellite. Any morons out there have experience with this type of service?
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at May 12, 2016 04:24 AM (hqASI)

I have one client who has it because he can't get anything else but it's been about five years since I had to do work out at his house. It is okay for internet but not much else. The connection varies a lot even on a good day. So VPN won't work because the signal will die for a second or two and come back. That's okay with getting email or doing internet browsing. Somewhat okay for videos. But anything that requires a steady connection I have found to be less than desirable.

If it's Verizon, I'm surprise they aren't offering FiOs. I thought the sold off all of their DSL only areas to Frontier. And I had it and yes the speed is not good and I was two blocks away from the CO.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 12, 2016 06:27 AM (n2GmV)

663

More great Bamaconomy news. Macy's is struggling to stay afloat now.

Green shoots, Recovery Summer, Pivoting to the Economy, blah blah...

Is Macy's 'Too Big to Fail' (tm) ?


Great links, Vic , thanks!


Posted by: Mortimer at May 12, 2016 06:33 AM (m3k9C)

664 My satellite coverage used to drop out periodically due to clouds and it dropped out completely during heavy rain.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:33 AM (vvmPQ)

665 The Trump preference cascade is truly astonishing. Remember how there was going to be one for Romney?

Speaking of which if he wanted to protect us from a malevolent President he should have tried harder.

Though given the fact he is being more petulant than our petulant President about Trump, maybe we got the best outcome there?

Posted by: blaster at May 12, 2016 06:38 AM (2Ocf1)

666 I've got broadband to a tower 10 miles away.

Sometimes the tower electronics do not survive a storm. Repairs can take up to days.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 12, 2016 06:38 AM (u82oZ)

667 As far as I can tell, the long term intent of Obamacare is to greatly raise the mortality rate of treatable condition among the middle and lower classes, which in turn should save a fortune in Social Security payouts, so those can be given to immigrants who never paid in or did so minimally due to advanced age when entering the country.

Posted by: Epobirs at May 12, 2016 06:46 AM (IdCqF)

668 Have we already mentioned Zimmermann auctioning off the firearm used to defend himself in the Treyvon Martin attack?

http://www.gunbroker.com/Item/558112068

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2016 06:46 AM (ptqRm)

669
Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. Delurking for a moment with one for Muldoon:

It seems that the late Henry Fonda happened to be shooting a film in France and found himself, one day, in a Parisian restaurant. To his annoyance, the waiter insisted that the star down a full glass of absinthe before tackling his gourmet meal.

"Why are you so insistent I drink this damned stuff?" Fonda demanded.

"Because," the waiter replied smoothly, "you are my favorite actor and I want you to live a long life. And I happen to know that absinthe makes the heart grow, Fonda."

Back to lurking. Hope you all have a lovely day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2016 06:48 AM (X6fMO)

670 Yeh Vic....
I would your link to the Zimmerman story just now.

Sorry.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2016 06:48 AM (ptqRm)

671 Though given the fact he is being more petulant than our petulant President about Trump, maybe we got the best outcome there?

Posted by: blaster


Romney's sore loser/spoiler routine is not substantiating the content of the months and years of "but but high moral character" browbeating that I received from Romneybots for years.

In fact, it tends to prove exactly the opposite. And that my instincts were correct.

Posted by: Mortimer at May 12, 2016 06:48 AM (m3k9C)

672 "maybe we got the best outcome there?"
Posted by: blaster


No. Obama was the assegai thrust into the belly of the nation.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 12, 2016 06:50 AM (u82oZ)

673 666 The Trump preference cascade is truly astonishing. Remember how there was going to be one for Romney?

Posted by: blaster at May 12, 2016 06:38 AM (2Ocf1)

Kristol nd every other TV pundit having the fantoids about Trump have probably persuaded thousands and thousands to vote for Trump.

They are probably thinking that there has to be something good about someone who pisses off both the GOPe and the left so much.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 12, 2016 06:55 AM (P8951)

674 If it's Verizon, I'm surprise they aren't offering
FiOs. I thought the sold off all of their DSL only areas to Frontier.
And I had it and yes the speed is not good and I was two blocks away
from the CO.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 12, 2016 06:27 AM (n2GmV)


From what I understand, Verizon has stopped rolling out FIOS. If you already have it your area, great...if you don't have it in your area, too bad, because it will never be available. So, I'm probably stuck with dsl. I don't even have cable tv here, though oddly, the town was wired for cable at some point in the past.


Posted by: Sticky Wicket at May 12, 2016 07:00 AM (hqASI)

675 669
Have we already mentioned Zimmermann auctioning off the firearm used to defend himself in the Treyvon Martin attack?



http://www.gunbroker.com/Item/558112068

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2016 06:46 AM (ptqRm)

yes

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 07:01 AM (vvmPQ)

676 If you took away the immigration part, Obamacare as a scheme to reduce the budget deficit by killing off lots of people on the welfare rolls and Social Security recipients might actually be a pretty good plan. Evil but it might actually achieve something.

Posted by: Epobirs at May 12, 2016 07:08 AM (IdCqF)

677 G'mornin' Horde !

Cloudy, foggy, 52 degrees, need moar coffee.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 12, 2016 07:09 AM (gUoN4)

678
They are probably thinking that there has to be something good about someone who pisses off both the GOPe and the left so much.


When the people who were cheerleaders for Failure Theater the last 8 years start telling you who the acceptable choices are, eventually you learn they are contra-indicators.

Posted by: Bruce's Penis at May 12, 2016 07:11 AM (v9gSJ)

679 If you took away the immigration part, Obamacare as a scheme to reduce the budget deficit by killing off lots of people on the welfare rolls and Social Security recipients might actually be a pretty good plan. Evil but it might actually achieve something.



You have to kill Medicaid and Medicare. SS is a drop in the bucket compared to those. Two Dr visits and an emergency ambulance transfer to the ER in a week passes up a monthly SS check.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2016 07:13 AM (Qq3ZN)

680 Morning all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2016 07:15 AM (V/InG)

681 Morning NGU.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2016 07:18 AM (Qq3ZN)

682 People sleeping in today?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2016 07:21 AM (V/InG)

683 Hey NGU and rick, good morn

I'd better nap for a bit, work comes soon...

ZZZZZZZ

Posted by: Farmer at May 12, 2016 07:22 AM (o/90i)

684 683 People sleeping in today?



Looks that way. Had a flurry of activity, then poof.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2016 07:23 AM (Qq3ZN)

685 " People sleeping in today?

Good day to do it here. Cloudy, wet, and supposed to rain again.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Wheres the gorebullwarmening? at May 12, 2016 07:23 AM (WVsWD)

686 A Daily Caller News Foundation investigation reveals that Bill and Hillary Clinton received at least $100 million from autocratic Persian Gulf states and their leaders, potentially undermining Democratic presidential candidate Hillary's claim she can carry out independent Middle East policies.

As a presidential candidate, the amount of foreign cash the Clintons have amassed from the Persian Gulf states is "simply unprecedented," says national security analyst Patrick Poole.

"These regimes are buying access. You've got the Saudis. You've got the Kuwaitis, Oman, Qatar and the UAE. There are massive conflicts of interest. It's beyond comprehension," Poole told TheDCNF in an interview.

Overall, the Clinton Foundation has received upwards of $85 million in donations from five Persian Gulf states and their monarchs, according to the foundation's website.

Posted by: unlawful contributor at May 12, 2016 07:27 AM (e8kgV)

687 Ah yes, Medicare and Medicaid, another FDR-like unconstitutional socialist pyramid scheme placed into law when the Democrats owned all three branches of government. I am now on Medicare with a Supplement F policy through a private company. My wife is still on my old company's health insurance. My combined payments for both policies now run about $600/month.


Unlike congress, I get no Obamacare supplements.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 07:27 AM (vvmPQ)

688 Overall, the Clinton Foundation has received upwards of $85 million in donations from five Persian Gulf states and their monarchs, according to the foundation's website.
Posted by: unlawful contributor at May 12, 2016 07:27 AM (e8kgV)


To bad you can't see my "Not Shocked Face" thru the computer

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2016 07:28 AM (V/InG)

689 Looks that way. Had a flurry of activity, then poof.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2016 07:23 AM (Qq3ZN)


Maybe we need a furry of activity. Release the Ewoks!

Posted by: RickZ at May 12, 2016 07:28 AM (0ZkAE)

690 Ok, here's a question for someone who has been paying attention...

In the sidebar there's a blurb about "cuck" as in cuckhold. It says it's a racist term.

Can someone explain how this old English term suddenly became something to do with race? I just don't see the connection.

Posted by: jwest at May 12, 2016 07:28 AM (Zs4uk)

691 And BTW, my "new and expensive" health insurance does not provide as good a coverage as my old insurance. I no longer have any vision and dental insurance and neither does my wife.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 07:34 AM (vvmPQ)

692 [Can someone explain how this old English term suddenly became something to do with race? I just don't see the connection.

Posted by: jwest at May 12, 2016 07:28 AM (Zs4uk)


Go to a search engine. Type in 'cuckold'. Hit search. Then click on videos. Sroll down through the videos. You'll get your answer.

Posted by: RickZ at May 12, 2016 07:34 AM (0ZkAE)

693 So much for pressuring the Hildabeast to release her tax returns, I suppose.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 12, 2016 07:35 AM (eHpnh)

694 And BTW, my "new and expensive" health insurance does not provide as good a coverage as my old insurance. I no longer have any vision and dental insurance and neither does my wife.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 07:34 AM (vvmPQ)

Write a thank you note to Fredo and Pelosi

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2016 07:36 AM (V/InG)

695 The Muslim Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) has decided that Memorial Day should not honor those American soldiers who have died, instead, it should honor those Muslim terrorists who were killed by American soldiers.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2016 07:37 AM (V/InG)

696 Oh look...another overcast and drizzly day.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2016 07:39 AM (ptqRm)

697 Spent the last two hours at a unit BBQ hearing horror stories about the bucket of bolts my husband flies..... so now we're watching Airplane!

Posted by: pookysgirl at May 12, 2016 07:41 AM (EgeHs)

698 Go to a search engine. Type in 'cuckold'. Hit search. Then click on videos. Sroll down through the videos. You'll get your answer.

Posted by: RickZ at May 12, 2016 07:34 AM (0ZkAE)


As it should, the search engines returned the proper definitions - "husband of an unfaithful wife" - and other links to fetish sites and porn.

What is it you thought it would show?

Posted by: jwest at May 12, 2016 07:41 AM (Zs4uk)

699 What is it you thought it would show?

Posted by: jwest at May 12, 2016 07:41 AM (Zs4uk)

The term has now be applied to a white husband and wife and a non white who does the wife.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Wheres the gorebullwarmening? at May 12, 2016 07:43 AM (WVsWD)

700 "so now we're watching Airplane!"

Shirley, you jest.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2016 07:43 AM (ptqRm)

701 #680

That's pretty much automatic. Dead people don't use much Medicare or Medicaid, and Obamacare helps break those.

The only real flaw is that so many of the targeted are also their voter base. Perhaps they figure to make it up in millenials.

Posted by: Epobirs at May 12, 2016 07:43 AM (IdCqF)

702 Shirley, you jest.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2016 07:43 AM (ptqRm)

Don't call me Shirley!

Posted by: pookysgirl at May 12, 2016 07:44 AM (EgeHs)

703 More great Bamaconomy news. Macy's is struggling to stay afloat now. Maybe they should eliminate more clothing lines for liberal political reasons.


http://cnnmon.ie/1OoKvbT

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:00 AM (vvmPQ)



Glad to see it. Macy's has been on the lefty bandwagon for a long time. Everyone that has been pushing the liberal agenda, I'm looking at you Target, needs to suffer.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2016 07:46 AM (45oDG)

704 The term has now be applied to a white husband and wife and a non white who does the wife.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Wheres the gorebullwarmening? at May 12, 2016 07:43 AM (WVsWD)


The term could be applied to the wife doing a space alien or a donkey.

Who came up with idea that this was racist?

Using this standard, there aren't many words that couldn't be twisted into something "racist".

Posted by: jwest at May 12, 2016 07:47 AM (Zs4uk)

705 So because a porn fetish appropriated a word, that word's original meaning doesn't exist. And the word is now off limits to use as the original intent. Got it.

Posted by: NCKate at May 12, 2016 07:47 AM (bi3cd)

706 I agree that the term "cuck" has been thrown about by a lot o unsavory types. However, it is certainly true that white SWJs embrace Islam and third world cultures because they hate their own race, their own ancestral religions and their own culture. The non-Muzzie Londoners who voted in a Muzzie mayor despite the Rotherham rapes and the terrorist attacks - you know, "cuck" does seem like an apt description there. It is unfortunate that it has become tainted by the David Duke crew because it does describe something real - white self hatred.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 12, 2016 07:47 AM (P8951)

707
"so now we're watching Airplane!"


We're all counting on you!

Posted by: Dr. Rumack at May 12, 2016 07:48 AM (JO9+V)

708 Overall, the Clinton Foundation has received upwards of $85 million in donations from five Persian Gulf states and their monarchs, according to the foundation's website.

--

Traditional campaign contributions are so yesterday. Total chump change. Today's "Foundation" contribution system is so much more effective. Nothing to see here, move along.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 12, 2016 07:48 AM (+FSld)

709 The only real flaw is that so many of the targeted are also their voter base. Perhaps they figure to make it up in millenials.



Illegals.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2016 07:49 AM (Qq3ZN)

710 Using this standard, there aren't many words that couldn't be twisted into something "racist".

Posted by: jwest at May 12, 2016 07:47 AM (Zs4uk)

Word up, homey!

Posted by: Mandingo at May 12, 2016 07:50 AM (JO9+V)

711 Spent the last two hours at a unit BBQ hearing horror stories about the bucket of bolts my husband flies..... so now we're watching Airplane!
Posted by: pookysgirl



I speak jive.
-Barbara Billingsly

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2016 07:51 AM (Qq3ZN)

712 The Muslim Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) has decided that Memorial Day should not honor those American soldiers who have died, instead, it should honor those Muslim terrorists who were killed by American soldiers.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2016 07:37 AM (V/InG)




I can see Barry on board with that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2016 07:52 AM (45oDG)

713 Throughout Othello, the main character, a black man, fears his white wife is cheating on him with a white man. In other words, he fears being a cuckold.

Up until 5 minutes ago, the term applied to any man with a cheating wife. If it now has a racial connotation, well, that's just a reflection of our present day pathology about race.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 12, 2016 07:56 AM (P8951)

714 What will these euros do when the muzzies no longer have a need for them?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Not going to live like a refugee. at May 12, 2016 07:56 AM (WVsWD)

715 I'd forgotten how long the Barbary Coast bar scene was.... the German schoolgirl fight makes that one hilarious.

Posted by: pookysgirl at May 12, 2016 07:57 AM (EgeHs)

716 Layers and layers of fact-checkers resulted in this correction in The Paper of Record:

Correction: May 10, 2016

Because of an editing error, an article on Monday about a theological battle being fought by Muslim imams and scholars in the West against the Islamic State misstated the Snapchat handle used by Suhaib Webb, one of the Muslim leaders speaking out. It is imamsuhaibwebb, not Pimpin4Paradise786.

Blaze.com:
http://tinyurl.com/ju38f3l

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 12, 2016 07:58 AM (eHpnh)

717 715 What will these euros do when the muzzies no longer have a need for them?



Don't know. Don't care.
Not my monkeys, not my circus.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2016 07:59 AM (Qq3ZN)

718 715 What will these euros do when the muzzies no longer have a need for them?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Not going to live like a refugee. at May 12, 2016 07:56 AM (WVsWD)

My prediction is that when the Euros are gone, the muzzies will suddenly - and quite "unexpectedly" -experience a severe drop in living standards. Nobody around to pay welfare bennies, to one thing. Paris will be no different that any other Islamic shithole.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 12, 2016 08:00 AM (P8951)

719 'Cuck', short for cuckold, meaning a husband who's wife is unfaithful, the husband unable to restrain her.

Often implies a black lover, and a husband submissive to his wife's desires.

This election cycle, certain types have been calling others 'race cucks,' implying that they're submissively letting minorities screw them over.

Posted by: Bruce's Penis at May 12, 2016 08:01 AM (v9gSJ)

720 (Golly!)

Posted by: Mandingo at May 12, 2016 08:07 AM (JO9+V)

721 For some reason, as I was watching the dancing baby, I kept thinking that's what Hillary! looks like when she takes her pantsuit and wig off. Poor Huma, I wonder how many times she has had to watch that little "warm up" dance.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 12, 2016 08:08 AM (SeD0w)

722 the muzzies will suddenly - and quite "unexpectedly" -experience a severe drop in living standards.

They're not really fleeing Syria et al. They're exporting Syria.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 12, 2016 08:10 AM (SeD0w)

723 PgDn is handy w/this thread.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 12, 2016 08:11 AM (SeD0w)

724 dump is up

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 08:12 AM (vvmPQ)

725 No meme thread is complete without this story:

http://tinyurl.com/hyvvx9a

Goes to Buzzfeed (yeh I know) article about a broken door at a German University. It is the meta of meme use.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at May 12, 2016 08:54 AM (dQJCS)

726 35
"and I hate the whole pseudo-faux silly idea of a "meme".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2016 10:15 PM (uyrlv) "

If something is pseudo-faux silly, isn't it just...silly?

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at the risk of repeating myself and being redundant....

Posted by: oddnot says ~sigh~ at May 12, 2016 12:29 PM (g1MTt)

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