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May 11, 2016 Overnight Thread - Meme is the Theme [Weirddave]
The Internet's chief virtue is memes...memes and cat videos...cat videos and memes.... Its two virtues are cat videos and memes...and YouTube comments.... its *three* virtues are cat videos, memes, and YouTube comments...and the destruction of traditional courtesy.... Its *four*...no... *Amongst* its virtues.... Amongst its virtues...are such elements as cat videos, memes....
I'll come in again.
It was the introduction of the World Wide Web in the 1990s that gave people an unprecedented ability to connect with others, and mankind collectively wondered how to take advantage of this. Sappy forwarded emails from Grandma, badly digitized porn and poorly written prayer requests tried to fill humanity's void, but the world was crying out for memes. Suddenly, everyone realized that not only could they talk to other individuals across the globe, they also had the opportunity to subject them to all the stupid shit that lived in their brains, and few people wasted any time in doing just that. The name of the game was suddenly “hits”; it became a contest to see how many times you could entice other people to share your stupid shit without being forced to subject your friends to their stupid shit. Fame and fortune were rumored to await those who succeeded at this task. One of the earliest memes to “hit it big” was the dancing baby.
Defeated, the aliens signed the Defining Unlimited Meme Boundaries (D.U.M.B.) Treaty pledging to cherish all memes from Earth and departed in peace, and thus dawned the golden age of memes. Which brings us to the present. Today, memes have become one of the cornerstones of modern society. Gone are the days of old fashioned logic and rational thought. Who needs those when we have such a simple and persuasive tool as memes? Today memes are not just at the forefront of human achievement, for most of humanity they are the end-all be-all OF human achievement: In science,
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Chi at May 11, 2016 09:54 PM (dJIuC)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 11, 2016 09:59 PM (Wckf4)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 11, 2016 09:59 PM (VSenK)
Now geekcode, THAT was a meme! Kids today...
Posted by: Sabrina Chase at May 11, 2016 10:03 PM (GG9V6)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at May 11, 2016 10:05 PM (vRQPU)
Sprays throat with one of those spray thingies you see in movies but absolutely no one owns.
Hacks.
Meme!
Ahhhh.....
Posted by: Diogenes at May 11, 2016 10:05 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 11, 2016 10:05 PM (z+4T3)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 11, 2016 10:05 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Henri at May 11, 2016 10:05 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2016 10:06 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Asian Man speak fragmented sentences at May 11, 2016 10:06 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 11, 2016 10:07 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 10:07 PM (F9j1N)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 11, 2016 10:08 PM (CYoPx)
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 11, 2016 10:08 PM (jJRIy)
What Reid actually should have said to Grayson was, "we have Warpath Warren now, we don't need you any more."
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/05/
harry-reid-alan-grayson-fight-223081
or, tiny URL:
http://tinyurl.com/joe7pjn
"Reid to Grayson: I want you to lose"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2016 10:10 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 11, 2016 10:11 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: blaster at May 11, 2016 10:11 PM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 11, 2016 10:11 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: blaster at May 11, 2016 10:12 PM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2016 10:12 PM (za3G1)
Posted by: steevy at May 11, 2016 10:12 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 11, 2016 10:13 PM (R+30W)
I would have had a field day. "Moron? Jackass? Shithead?? Stop me when I get warm..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2016 10:14 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at May 11, 2016 10:05 PM (vRQPU)
Now that's going to be in my head for hours.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 11, 2016 10:15 PM (HalrA)
OK, I made it through about 20 seconds. Glad that was before my time on the internet.
Posted by: rickl at May 11, 2016 10:15 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: steevy at May 11, 2016 10:15 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: Pointy McPointystick at May 11, 2016 10:15 PM (Oi5b2)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at May 11, 2016 10:15 PM (J3phO)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 11, 2016 10:15 PM (R+30W)
Now that's going to be in my head for hours.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 11, 2016 10:15 PM (HalrA)
10 hours to be precise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGlyFc79BUE
Posted by: rickl at May 11, 2016 10:17 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2016 10:17 PM (ntObR)
Is that one of those double negative kind of things? So pseudo-faux really means real?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 11, 2016 10:17 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: whatmeworry? at May 11, 2016 10:18 PM (dZGNV)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2016 10:15 PM (uyrlv) "
If something is pseudo-faux silly, isn't it just...silly?
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at May 11, 2016 10:18 PM (kumBu)
The memory hole will probably feast well on this when it vanishes along with the others.
Posted by: Bete watching the world soak in lighter fluid at May 11, 2016 10:19 PM (F9322)
Tomorrow we will wake up with Obama as Preezy Choom.
I will leave you with that.
*runs like hell*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 11, 2016 10:20 PM (1ZOkK)
Let's see if our readers notice the difference, shall we?
/meme
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
(great ONT, by the way, WD!)
Posted by: Jim at May 11, 2016 10:20 PM (McRlu)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 11, 2016 10:21 PM (R+30W)
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Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2016 10:21 PM (ntObR)
Google seeks to control knowledge.
Because us serfs don't know how to read or think for ourselves.
Washington Post is concerned.
Posted by: Raymond Stegatorian at May 11, 2016 10:21 PM (XIlW9)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 11, 2016 10:21 PM (9ltS8)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2016 10:21 PM (za3G1)
Searchlight was a boxer...
no bullshit.
I think it explains his detached moral base.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 11, 2016 10:21 PM (g8Hfr)
The memory hole will probably feast well on this when it vanishes along with the others.
I was assigned the ONT tonight. Got tomorrow night too.
Posted by: Weirddave at May 11, 2016 10:22 PM (N8hFs)
And I HATE Grayson.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 11, 2016 10:22 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: eman at May 11, 2016 10:22 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at May 11, 2016 10:22 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2016 10:22 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: with nothing at May 11, 2016 10:23 PM (klkVb)
I think this works out best if you like to do the things that your mate doesn't like.
sigh.
Today I had to install an air filter on my car. It was actually quite simple; however, I'm a bit car phobic, and realized that I really don't want to do that sort of thing. And then had the revelation above.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at May 11, 2016 10:23 PM (AHDxb)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2016 10:24 PM (ntObR)
Loved feminist on feminist "friendly" fire from the included commentary as they traded competing feminist memes:
"You're slut shaming!"
"No, it's misogynistic, disrespectful patriarchal pedophilia!"
Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 11, 2016 10:24 PM (Wckf4)
IMHO one of the best things that could possibly happen to America is for him to die a violent death.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2016 10:25 PM (ntObR)
ROFLMAO! That ONT is hysterical ... and I hate the whole pseudo-faux silly idea of a "meme".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2016 10:15 PM (uyrlv)
Memes are more than just cat pictures. For another famous example, "Kilroy Was Here" went from being a shipyard inspector's personal version of "Inspected by No. 4", to a mysterious cartoon figure that amused sailors going overseas on Liberty ships, to a graffiti that popped up all over Europe and had German intelligence wondering who this Allied super-agent who was apparently everywhere at once was.
There's a certain subtle power in these viral ideas, and they're more than just cat pictures or chunks of graffiti. They can be pretty much any simple, repeatable concept. Goebbels kind of hit it halfway with his belief that a lie repeated enough would seem like the truth. The Left has been using its media mouthpieces to wedge their ideas into unsuspecting brains like this for decades.
And unfortunately, the modern education system has created a generation of credulous idiots who need to be spoonfed everything, in an age when we need skeptics (real skeptics, not just the trashy anti-religious crap that masquerades as skepticism now.)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 11, 2016 10:25 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Kilroy at May 11, 2016 10:26 PM (OF/aZ)
Posted by: whatmeworry?"
Oh, now you've done it.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 11, 2016 10:26 PM (9ltS8)
Ideally provably at Democrat hands...
Reid melting down on Dick Grayson gives me hope perhaps that the donks want to put the hopium down and just focus on graft for a decade....
*fingers crossed*
Posted by: sven10077 at May 11, 2016 10:26 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 11, 2016 10:27 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: pookysgirl at May 11, 2016 10:27 PM (EgeHs)
http://tinyurl.com/gww2dco
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2016 10:28 PM (ntObR)
http://www.weeklystandard.com/the-meme-generation/article/645912
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 11, 2016 10:29 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2016 10:29 PM (ntObR)
Yay! Love the kid. Can't wait till he's back home with us this summer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 11, 2016 10:29 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Sixkiller at May 11, 2016 10:30 PM (pcyHg)
http://tinyurl.com/gww2dco
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2016 10:28 PM (ntObR)
++++
They should expect our visit soon.
Posted by: Mutaween at May 11, 2016 10:31 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: blaster at May 11, 2016 10:31 PM (2Ocf1)
Ayatollah: "You will give us 150 billion dollars, access to nuclear materials, and a kitten!"
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 11, 2016 10:32 PM (HalrA)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/730447887981805568
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/730448115657003010
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/730448341969014784
Posted by: kbdabear at May 11, 2016 10:32 PM (363+Y)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2016 10:28 PM (ntObR)
hijab-a-dabba-doo!
Posted by: zombie Fred Flintstone at May 11, 2016 10:33 PM (za3G1)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/730448498756300800
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/730448684232609792
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/730448834355146752
Posted by: kbdabear at May 11, 2016 10:33 PM (363+Y)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/730448975908737024
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/730449117026095106
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/730449267387674624
Posted by: kbdabear at May 11, 2016 10:34 PM (363+Y)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 11, 2016 10:35 PM (Wckf4)
Probably is but I was surprised back during the debates when I found myself thinking "what a good fcuking answer" so many time when he spoke.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 10:35 PM (F9j1N)
Posted by: Fat Bottomed Girls at May 11, 2016 10:35 PM (ntObR)
The word "fad" covered that idea well enough.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2016 10:36 PM (zc3Db)
--------------
It would be nice if marriage was all moonlight and roses, river tours down the Danube, nights on the Champs Elysees, etc., but... it generally isn't.
While I don't thrill at the responsibility for washing the cars, cleaning the litter box, rolling the garbage out, getting the oil changed in the vehicles, mowing the lawn, dealing with repairmen, etc., ad nauseam... I recognize that those tasks come easier to me and are more natural to me than they are to my other half.
All of these things have to be seen to in a normal REAL household, and a willing attitude of just getting it done because it has to be done is one of the keys to a good relationship
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2016 10:36 PM (Z58Xa)
Ayatollah: "You will give us 150 billion dollars, access to nuclear materials, and a kitten!"
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 11, 2016 10:32 PM (HalrA)
++++
I am confident that Obama would stand firm and refuse to give up the kitten.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 11, 2016 10:36 PM (R+30W)
Pearls were clutched, and perfumed hankies were sniffed as Reid replied, "Because it's true and I want you to lose."
Para medics were called. Emergency response teams were overwhelmed with casualties and newsies scrambled to get quotes from witnesses who were present and heard the entire exchange.
The proverbial news media feeding frenzy added to the sense of chaos in the room as spokespersons tried desperately to contain the fallout. Political lives were altered, careers affected, stock markets shaken, world leaders called seeking reassurances that the US would still be the US.
It was mayhem on a global scale. Horrible...horrible.
Posted by: Raymond Stegatorian at May 11, 2016 10:37 PM (XIlW9)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 10:35 PM (F9j1N)
I think he had that thing where you totally on when you have nothing to lose.
Posted by: blaster at May 11, 2016 10:37 PM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: Fox2! at May 11, 2016 10:38 PM (brIR5)
I fear he would send a dog instead, with a note that reads "nutritious *and* delicious!!"
:-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2016 10:39 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2016 10:39 PM (ntObR)
This pic I just found at FB is fantastic. Turns out some Russian women protested their "wear a hijab day."
Sign says "no shirt, no shoes, no service." Don't say nothin' 'bout no pants.
Posted by: Anachronda at May 11, 2016 10:39 PM (Oi5b2)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 11, 2016 10:39 PM (wOKJp)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 11, 2016 10:40 PM (wOKJp)
Posted by: Cahrles Johansen at May 11, 2016 10:40 PM (Tyii7)
Don't forget your 90s' Meems--Billy Evans, the boy without a body; the Ryan's steakhouse story; and "Armageddon!": the Nose-Breaking gerbil.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 11, 2016 10:41 PM (J+n2j)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 10:41 PM (OQ9R7)
Lucky for us that Teh Horde doesn't go in for that meme bullshit.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 11, 2016 10:42 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2016 10:36 PM (zc3Db)
Pretty much, but no matter what you call it, the ability to manipulate the movements of culture - even its small, silly ephemera - can be used for evil purposes. That's the point I was making.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 11, 2016 10:42 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Jake at May 11, 2016 10:42 PM (0t+ep)
-Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 11, 2016 10:42 PM (o98Jz)
I have no idea what this means.
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at May 11, 2016 10:43 PM (OQ9R7)
2. What is a meme? What is it's definition?
3. What is the modivation for a meme?
Posted by: lindafell de spair at May 11, 2016 10:44 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: Mister Roboto at May 11, 2016 10:44 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: blaster at May 11, 2016 10:44 PM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 10:44 PM (F9j1N)
Badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom....
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at May 11, 2016 10:05 PM (vRQPU)
Heh.
I introduced my nephews to that one a few years ago. Took a year for them to finally get tired of it.....much to my brother's annoyance.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 11, 2016 10:44 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: Richard Gere, famous...something or other at May 11, 2016 10:44 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 10:41 PM (OQ9R7)
Why don't you go pester someone else?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2016 10:44 PM (zc3Db)
We have nothing to fear from migrating pathogens, my friendsh!
Posted by: Senor Juan McCain at May 11, 2016 10:44 PM (Tyii7)
Suddenly, everyone realized that not only could they talk to other individuals across the globe, they also had the opportunity to subject them to all the stupid shit that lived in their brains
It's strange, but the "off" switch still takes care of that shit...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 11, 2016 10:45 PM (BK3ZS)
All of these things have to be seen to in a normal REAL household, and a willing attitude of just getting it done because it has to be done is one of the keys to a good relationship
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2016 10:36 PM
---
Exactly.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at May 11, 2016 10:45 PM (AHDxb)
94 "Lucky for us that Teh Horde doesn't go in for that meme bullshit."
-Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 11, 2016 10:42 PM (o98Jz)
I have no idea what this means.
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at May 11, 2016 10:43 PM (OQ9R7)
Word.
Posted by: Brian Dennehy at May 11, 2016 10:45 PM (o98Jz)
I think they should parent-shame when kids get illnesses that can be prevented thru vaccination.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 11, 2016 10:45 PM (J+n2j)
Posted by: Baghdad Bob at May 11, 2016 10:46 PM (Z58Xa)
Posted by: Jake at May 11, 2016 10:42 PM (0t+ep)
But they've all been thoroughly vetted and passed a health inspection!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 11, 2016 10:46 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Joe at May 11, 2016 10:46 PM (za3G1)
Posted by: Senor Juan McCain
I hear that they are culturally conservative and we should expect them to vote for Republicans, no?
Posted by: zombie Louis Pasteur at May 11, 2016 10:47 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 11, 2016 10:47 PM (CTvSA)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson
-------------------
Consult the AoSHQ Handbook
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2016 10:47 PM (Z58Xa)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 11, 2016 10:47 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Harry Reid at May 11, 2016 10:47 PM (F9j1N)
OK, I made it through about 20 seconds. Glad that was before my time on the internet.
Posted by: rickl at May 11, 2016 10:15 PM (sdi6R)
Always creeped me out.
Posted by: baldilocks at May 11, 2016 10:47 PM (VlyWV)
Posted by: blaster at May 11, 2016 10:48 PM (2Ocf1)
*Let me show you my 'shocked' face.
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 11, 2016 10:48 PM (kP16F)
I will post this again, because I really DO want to share it.
This weekend marks the 50th year that my sweet ginger has had my soul.
I maintain that I got much the better of that deal.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 11, 2016 10:49 PM (X35Yt)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 11, 2016 10:49 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 10:35 PM (F9j1N)
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Yep. Whatever else one may say about the Huckster, he is very good in the "debate" format.
Actually, he's a pretty skilled talker all around.
And sometimes he hits the nail on the head.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 11, 2016 10:50 PM (T/5A0)
earth so I actually made that one myself. I thought it came out pretty
well.
Can we do flaming polar bears and whales tomorrow night?
Posted by: AlManBearPig at May 11, 2016 10:50 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 11, 2016 10:50 PM (k4M/B)
*Let me show you my 'shocked' face.
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 11, 2016 10:48 PM (kP16F)
***
Dude, that was like two years ago! - Tommy Vietor or however the Hell you spell that slack-jawed Hill-bro's name.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2016 10:50 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: rickl at May 11, 2016 10:50 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 11, 2016 10:51 PM (iQIUe)
This weekend marks the 50th year that my sweet ginger has had my soul.
I maintain that I got much the better of that deal."
-Posted by: irongrampa at May 11, 2016 10:49 PM (X35Yt)
Continued Grace and Blessings to you and your Ginger of Holy Matrimony, good Sir!!!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 10:51 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 11, 2016 10:52 PM (g8Hfr)
What's new is someone has finally decided to come out , albeit disguised, despite the threats of reprisal and intimidation.
That those goddam bastards can get away with that is infuriating.
Posted by: Harry Reid at May 11, 2016 10:52 PM (F9j1N)
Posted by: baldilocks
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Me too.
Actually, I realized that we had reached an inflection point. People could be depicted as doing things that they never did.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2016 10:53 PM (Z58Xa)
Happy 50th anniversary, irongrampa! That's fantastic.
Posted by: bluebell at May 11, 2016 10:53 PM (2WwbN)
Haven't even scratched the surface.
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at May 11, 2016 10:53 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Harry Reid
Sock fail?
Posted by: zombie Socks the Cat, death by Clinton at May 11, 2016 10:53 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Harry Reid at May 11, 2016 10:53 PM (F9j1N)
Posted by: CrustyB at May 11, 2016 10:53 PM (Hnglq)
http://tinyurl.com/gllhhqd
C&EN article on:
FDA warns uncontrollable urges linked to dru
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2016 10:53 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 10:54 PM (F9j1N)
Oooh - one of the 30+ survivors who was left to dies by Obama and Hills?
GOOD!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2016 10:54 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 10:55 PM (F9j1N)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at May 11, 2016 10:55 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 11, 2016 10:55 PM (BK3ZS)
That I am eating a giant marshmallow.
When I awaken
My pillow is gone.
-Martin Luther Meme Jr.
Posted by: CrustyB at May 11, 2016 10:57 PM (Hnglq)
Posted by: Warcraft at May 11, 2016 10:57 PM (NOIQH)
-- zombie Bat Boy
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
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Tell me about it.
Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at May 11, 2016 10:58 PM (Z58Xa)
Posted by: That guy who always says
George Lopez did a standup comedy routine on cable, a couple of years ago, centering on socks and male onanism.
It was really stupid, boorish and sick. After that, I can't ever think of George Lopez as funny or even likable. I mean, the audience wasn't even laughing at it.
Sock fail. Leave it behind.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...shooting at wolves at May 11, 2016 10:58 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 11, 2016 10:58 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: blaster at May 11, 2016 10:44 PM (2Ocf1)
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Was she black by any chance?
Just curious --- because the only women I have seen with that combination of hijab/niqab plus decolletage/mini-skirt/tight jeans are Nation of Islam chicks.
It's pretty amusing, in any case!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 11, 2016 10:59 PM (T/5A0)
Sorta Searchlight...sorta...
I mean yes I am technically still a GOP guy but it was close oh so close.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 11, 2016 10:59 PM (g8Hfr)
the guy in silhouette was an air force pilot who said they could have made it from aviano to sigonella using the hot pit technique even though no tankers were available.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2016 10:59 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: Bete watching the world soak in lighter fluid at May 11, 2016 11:00 PM (F9322)
Lord, that voice! How any man who isn't a pajama-boy or a rank omega could ever vote for that is more than I know.
She has that 'you really never should have talked to me in the first place' voice that first wives all seem to master.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2016 11:00 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders at May 11, 2016 11:03 PM (dlF5e)
"What did I miss?"
USAF aircrew member interviewed anonymously on Fox. Says that they would have been easily able to mount a rescue effort in Benghazi but weren't allowed to try. Also says there has been a ton of inappropriate command influence to pressure servicemembers into keeping quiet about all of this.
Also apparently Trey Gowdy says that he and his committee have been systematically blocked from talking to Annex survivors.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 11, 2016 11:03 PM (noWW6)
-Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2016 10:44 PM (zc3Db)
You should probably stop feeling special.
Just ask... Cthulhu, weft-cut loop, Gingy, Chi, Buzzsaw90, BurtTC, and other monickers I can't remember if they were "picked-on" by lil' ol' Slapweasel.
You're not special. You're just words on the blog.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:03 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 10:55 PM (F9j1N)
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I was born and raised in the Republic of Panama. My father was Panamanian, my mother Cuban.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 11, 2016 11:04 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2016 11:04 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 11, 2016 11:04 PM (kP16F)
http://stompershack.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/JebK2016.jpg
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 11, 2016 11:05 PM (D0J8L)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2016 11:06 PM (vb33c)
Like that would be a fight. Wimp.
Posted by: Acme brand Knob-Exerciser Bands at May 11, 2016 11:06 PM (Ntwfo)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:06 PM (F9j1N)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2016 11:07 PM (lutOX)
-Posted by: yankeefifth at May 11, 2016 11:06 PM (vb33c)
I'm blaming it on PrimeOrdealOrderedPair...
-P.O.O.P.
*picks on a guy for no apparent reason*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:08 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 11, 2016 11:08 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 11, 2016 11:08 PM (D0J8L)
I sensed there was something special about you.
And so, to google, repository of all human knowledge I went. And all knowing google sent me to tvtrope.org
and just out of idle curiosity I looked up the meaning of 'trope'
noun
1.
Rhetoric.
any literary or rhetorical device, as metaphor, metonymy, synecdoche, and irony, that consists in the use of words in other than their literal sense.
an instance of this.
Compare figure of speech.
2.
a phrase, sentence, or verse formerly interpolated in a liturgical text to amplify or embellish.
3.
(in the philosophy of Santayana) the principle of organization according to which matter moves to form an object during the various stages of its existence.
and now I know less than when I started.
Posted by: Raymond Stegatorian at May 11, 2016 11:08 PM (XIlW9)
Posted by: irongrampa at May 11, 2016 10:49 PM (X35Yt)
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Wow. That is fantastic!
Hey, we should pick a time and all drink a toast to IG and Mrs IG on an ONT this weekend! I'll buy the champagne!
Can someone bring a cake. A big cake?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 11, 2016 11:08 PM (T/5A0)
You're not special. You're just words on the blog.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:03 PM (OQ9R7)
English isn't your thing, evidently. "Pestered" isn't the same as "picked-on". You're annoying. Go annoy someone else. There are lots of others, here, for you to bother.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2016 11:09 PM (zc3Db)
Martinis flowing , flirting with college guys......
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:09 PM (F9j1N)
Alas, I perished too soon
-- zombie Bat Boy
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
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Tell me about it.
Posted by: Jeff Goldblum
I was immortal.
Posted by: Abe Vigoda at May 11, 2016 11:11 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: kilroy at May 11, 2016 11:11 PM (Ntwfo)
-Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2016 11:09 PM (zc3Db)
You are now "A Thing". Keep responding, please, POOP.
If I drop my wallet, can I haz money?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:11 PM (OQ9R7)
*punches in shoulder*
Hey, jerk.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:12 PM (F9j1N)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:08 PM (OQ9R7)
Aha! That's the funky smell I was hanging back from.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 11, 2016 11:12 PM (v+veR)
http://tinyurl.com/zqkhtwl
Interesting statistics, interesting numbers on the possible voter turnout in November.
If Joe Bob Briggs was here, he would say.....check it out.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...shooting at wolves at May 11, 2016 11:12 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Raymond Stegatorian at May 11, 2016 11:08 PM (XIlW9)
tvtrope.com is a quagmire that sucks in visitors and only allows them to escape hours- sometimes many- later. You seem to have gotten out before the beast recognized you were there and pulled you in.
Posted by: Bete watching the world soak in lighter fluid at May 11, 2016 11:13 PM (F9322)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 11, 2016 11:13 PM (kP16F)
And not one mention of the creme de la... crossing the memes! (It's dangerous.)
Also this fine bit of web material - ten sexiest women everl filmed:
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
Posted by: memeful webworker at May 11, 2016 11:14 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 11, 2016 11:08 PM
Damn, my brother just got back from Costco. I could have had him pick up one of their ginormous cakes if I'd known sooner.
Happy Anniversary IG!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 11, 2016 11:15 PM (v+veR)
"Complaints" are Room 12A. It's "being hit over a head with a meme" lessons here.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 11, 2016 11:16 PM (Ntwfo)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:16 PM (F9j1N)
Even though All Your Base will be stuck in my head now.
Howdy horde. How goes it.
*this better be a fun casual thread dammit
**scrollin' up
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2016 11:16 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: blaster at May 11, 2016 11:16 PM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: Ray Stantz, toast buster at May 11, 2016 11:16 PM (+1T7c)
I like pestering miscreants. -English, (n),: One holding depraved, villainous or base beliefs.
Ex: PrimordealOrderedPair is a miscreant.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:17 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 11, 2016 11:18 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:18 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 11, 2016 11:08 PM (D0J8L)
*proceeds to give Brother Cavil a noogie and purple nurple.
Up next, Indian burn!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2016 11:19 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:19 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Kansas at May 11, 2016 11:19 PM (Ntwfo)
Posted by: eman at May 11, 2016 11:20 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Jules at May 11, 2016 11:20 PM (F9j1N)
Apparently male pregnancy porn is the new thing (the new hotness, as the youth might say).
http://tinyurl.com/hhkqcbs
Posted by: Thrawn at May 11, 2016 11:20 PM (wQWv4)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:21 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 11, 2016 11:21 PM (v+veR)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at May 11, 2016 11:21 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:22 PM (OQ9R7)
Ok, maybe that came off as a little more stalkerish than was intended. Great Nic. I just presumed you were intending to be noticed.
Pardon me for noticing.
Posted by: Raymond Stegatorian at May 11, 2016 11:23 PM (XIlW9)
No, they quack all over the place!
Posted by: andycanuck at May 11, 2016 11:23 PM (Ntwfo)
...well it's harassment anyway.
G'night Horde. Don't all of you get banned overnight, 'kay?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 11, 2016 11:23 PM (D0J8L)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 11, 2016 11:23 PM (CTvSA)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 11, 2016 11:23 PM (v+veR)
That's sick!
Posted by: dinosaur p0rn at May 11, 2016 11:23 PM (Ntwfo)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 11, 2016 11:24 PM (MNgU2)
*HAH!* I'm good. I diverted my attention for a moment, but we're all going to be alright!
My apologies for Slapping Weasels.
*back on track*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:24 PM (OQ9R7)
words&
words&
more words&
words
Often seen on t-shirts
Posted by: Josephistan at May 11, 2016 11:24 PM (7qAYi)
http://www.idemotywatory.pl/pic/1277981242.jpg
Posted by: Kindltot at May 11, 2016 11:24 PM (ry34m)
Probably not. They're pretty independent and do pretty much what they want.
Posted by: Jules at May 11, 2016 11:25 PM (F9j1N)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:25 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:25 PM (F9j1N)
Posted by: Jim at May 11, 2016 11:25 PM (McRlu)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at May 11, 2016 11:26 PM (rJUlF)
tvtrope.org
everything is a trope.
trope is related to meme
meme is the topic of the evening.
which is going to lead to the study of Japanese school girl uniforms.
Posted by: Raymond Stegatorian at May 11, 2016 11:26 PM (XIlW9)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:03 PM (OQ9R7)
*****
*Fist bump!*
My man!
It is amazing that so many do not realize this simple truth.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 11, 2016 11:26 PM (YLidQ)
What is that even?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:26 PM (F9j1N)
Probably not. They're pretty independent and do pretty much what they want.
Posted by: Jules at May 11, 2016 11:25 PM (F9j1N)
...so they are basically like cats?
Posted by: Bete watching the world soak in lighter fluid at May 11, 2016 11:26 PM (F9322)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:27 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:26 PM (F9j1N)
That is a death rattle for Western Civilization, and maybe for our species in general.
JFC.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 11, 2016 11:27 PM (wQWv4)
You hate me
We're all fucked
on this blog you see
with kick back
suck my sack
Give ol slap a bone
prime ordeal Pair
is going home.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 11, 2016 11:27 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: zombie Stephen Sondheim at May 11, 2016 11:27 PM (Ntwfo)
Yeah. It's not rare at all. Zotted and your space gets taken by someone else.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:28 PM (F9j1N)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 11, 2016 11:28 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Rhubarb Lady at May 11, 2016 11:28 PM (J+n2j)
Posted by: Josephistan at May 11, 2016 11:28 PM (7qAYi)
Probably not. They're pretty independent and do pretty much what they want.
Posted by: Jules at May 11, 2016 11:25 PM (F9j1N)
...so they are basically like cats?
Posted by: Bete watching the world soak in lighter fluid at May 11, 2016 11:26 PM (F9322)
***
They crap everywhere, just as the mood strikes them.
Think of them as Occupy pets.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2016 11:28 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 11, 2016 11:28 PM (v+veR)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 11, 2016 11:29 PM (MNgU2)
"Do ducks make good pets?"
--------------------------
Good evening, all.
I once knew someone who raised a duck from its ducklinghood. It followed her around and answered to its name.
Then she went off for a few months of study or whatnot, came home, and the duck didn't know her.
So I'd say you have to really stick with the duck if you want it to be a good pet.
Posted by: iforgot at May 11, 2016 11:29 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 11, 2016 11:30 PM (Ntwfo)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2016 11:30 PM (lutOX)
JFC."
Well, see here's my thing. And I think I have some hope here. PC is not humanity or species. Maybe some members of the species with Mass Stupidity will die off and the remainder will start to sort things out.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:31 PM (F9j1N)
So I'd say you have to really stick with the duck if you want it to be a good pet.
Posted by: iforgot at May 11, 2016 11:29 PM (5o5ek)
=============
Oh and yes, it crapped everywhere.
Posted by: iforgot at May 11, 2016 11:31 PM (5o5ek)
Are there any wild animals that don't do this? Serious question, do any animals use a specific place to do their business without being trained to do so?
Posted by: Weirddave at May 11, 2016 11:32 PM (CTvSA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
*****
Impressive list there Mike. Don't suppose you'd be willing to come over to my place and...you know...
...teach Missus Muldoon how to do those things.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 11, 2016 11:32 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:03 PM (OQ9R7)
Well, crap.
Guess I'll just go kill myself by gorging on pizza and Mountain Dew...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at May 11, 2016 11:32 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:32 PM (F9j1N)
Posted by: eman at May 11, 2016 11:20 PM (MQEz6)
As long as you don't feed them nitroglycerin.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2016 11:33 PM (za3G1)
Oooookay.
Watching 'My Strange Addiction.' Just randomly fell on it.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2016 11:33 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 11, 2016 11:33 PM (R5HRU)
Martinis flowing , flirting with college guys......
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:09 PM (F9j1N)
Actually, they are at Kroger getting your boy here some Jiff.
Posted by: Toby the Beagle at May 11, 2016 11:33 PM (1JnAL)
they're right. WHOOPS *thud*
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 11, 2016 11:33 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:34 PM (F9j1N)
http://www.hampsterdance.com/classics/originaldance.htm
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at May 11, 2016 11:34 PM (rJUlF)
I remember once we went fishing.
He used a dotted line and caught every other fish. Later, we played poker with a deck of tarot cards. I got a full house, and a nun died.
Any Horde member identifying the origin of this plagiarism without using teh webs gets an honorary platinum membership and a punch in the arm.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2016 11:34 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 11, 2016 11:32 PM (CTvSA)
I heard a wild bear uses the woods.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2016 11:34 PM (hlMPp)
-Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 11, 2016 11:28 PM (v+veR)
I've moved on, Ma'am.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:35 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at May 11, 2016 11:32 PM (rJUlF)
No no, it's fine. I distracted him with booze & sent him upthread to look at the compliance pics again. He'll be much happier when he's back in 2 minutes after putting on a show for the fapping ghosts.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 11, 2016 11:35 PM (v+veR)
Posted by: a duck at May 11, 2016 11:35 PM (Ntwfo)
Posted by: Chi at May 11, 2016 11:35 PM (dJIuC)
One evening not long ago, I was clicking the links and blunderd into a Japanese "heavy metal" girl band, "Baby Metal". I was a bit fascinated, and I wondered what were they singing about. I GoOgled one of their numbers that contained the word "zettai" and, brother, did I get an eye-full! And there you have it....
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 11, 2016 11:35 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at May 11, 2016 11:36 PM (rJUlF)
http://www.businessinsider.com/calvin-kleins-upskirt-shot-ad-draws-outrage-2016-5
Because normally of course Calvin Klein is restrained in their ads, like you know
http://www.fashiongonerogue.com/calvin-klein-controversial-campaign___s/
anyway it occurs to me...is the real reason the left is mad that you can't see a penis up that girl's skirt?
Posted by: Obligatory at May 11, 2016 11:36 PM (pibXr)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 11, 2016 11:36 PM (Ntwfo)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2016 11:34 PM (hlMPp)
Right. "The woods."
Posted by: Leonardo "The Woods" DiCaprio at May 11, 2016 11:37 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:31 PM (F9j1N)
The revival can only happen once PC college campuses are shut down, razed to the ground, and the earth that they once sat on salted. I don't see that happening anytime soon.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 11, 2016 11:37 PM (wQWv4)
Good times...
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2016 11:30 PM (lutOX)
He had to have the anteater. It was either that or itchalot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2016 11:37 PM (za3G1)
238 that OP v Jesus thing is funny
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 11, 2016 11:33 PM (R5HRU)
Being that Christ is my Lord and Savior and they are comparing it to a comic robot I found it to be...
Well
Funny.
*geeze, now a girl eating cocktail swords like they're chips.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2016 11:37 PM (hlMPp)
Yes many animals do have self imposed limitations on where they crap and such. IF the weather is accommodating.
Most will usually have a distance from the nest taboo.
Some will actually have certain spots to go #2 and #1
If they're a territorial species they will be a bit more widespread as they use their scat and urine and scratcings to mark their territory.
Even the burrowers will have a special spot carved out in the warren of tunnels and nests areas that are used for defecation.
the Young though, pretty much go wherever they are.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 11, 2016 11:37 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:38 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at May 11, 2016 11:38 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Trimegistus at May 11, 2016 11:38 PM (dlF5e)
His schtick is basically he's doing an impersonation of a late night host. But he's not very good at it. He doesn't deliver a line very well.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:39 PM (F9j1N)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 11, 2016 11:39 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:38 PM (OQ9R7)
Sure, that's what you say when I'm HERE...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at May 11, 2016 11:39 PM (rJUlF)
Part of the career path bud. Bears or twinks or pedos. Your choice.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2016 11:39 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:39 PM (OQ9R7)
Again, English.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:38
Que?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 11, 2016 11:39 PM (v+veR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2016 11:34 PM (lutOX)
Sounds like Groucho Marx.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2016 11:40 PM (za3G1)
I remember reading about some minor Parisian artist in the 1890's* who had a pet lobster he would walk on a leash. When asked about it, he would say, "I like lobsters. They're quiet, don't bark, don't shed, they mind their own business and don't demand a lot of attention. They are good pets."
He did not add that if you get tired of having one as a pet, you can always have it for dinner.
*can't remember his name - I would have to dig up an Oscar Wilde bio which has the story in it and I'm too tired and lazy to do so.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 11, 2016 11:40 PM (P8951)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2016 11:40 PM (hlMPp)
I'd like to think Christ has a sense of humor.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 11, 2016 11:40 PM (R5HRU)
Dogs have special places where they do poop.
Horses, stallions, are very proud of their poop. (Stud Piles) They mark their territory, display how well fed and healthy they are, and compete with other stallions.
Watch the eagle cam.
The idea that birds 'fowl their nests' isn't completely accurate. They just don't aim very well.
Posted by: Raymond Stegatorian at May 11, 2016 11:40 PM (XIlW9)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 11, 2016 11:36 PM (Ntwfo)
**
Nope.
Think 'two gay limey pop stars who decided to make a movie that featured a hitchhiking serial killer disguised as a priest.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2016 11:40 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: Chi at May 11, 2016 11:35 PM (dJIuC)
You think you have problems? Some witch turned me into a Newt!
Posted by: Random Serf Who Got Better at May 11, 2016 11:41 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: The Great Carnac at May 11, 2016 11:41 PM (bl7i8)
are shut down, razed to the ground, and the earth that they once sat on
salted. I don't see that happening anytime soon.
Posted by: Thrawn
I think it more likely that WE get burned out and they salt the earth where WE live.
People are basically lazy, and will submit to tyranny if it isn't too mean, and gives you some silly positive feedback once in a while. Like, you're a pretty good little plebe. Behave and you get your chocolate ration, big screen TV and plenty of dumb sports to watch.
Like me, I'm watching Golden State and Portland right now. Wow, nice steal.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at May 11, 2016 11:42 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 11, 2016 11:40 PM (R5HRU)
I know He does. I see proof of it every morning when I look in the mirror.
Posted by: Random Serf Who Got Better at May 11, 2016 11:42 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 11, 2016 11:42 PM (P8951)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 11, 2016 11:40 PM (R5HRU)
He made more wine for the wedding, so He likes to party too.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 11, 2016 11:42 PM (v+veR)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at May 11, 2016 11:42 PM (rJUlF)
Remember, the first 100 years are the hardest!
♥
(Milady and I still have eight or so years to stay together to celebrate 50... although, six more, if you count when we went from "shacking up" to "officially hitched." (It was the '70s and we were young(er) and dumb(er).))
Posted by: mindful webworker - still working on first marriage at May 11, 2016 11:42 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:42 PM (F9j1N)
The tagline is "giving pop culture the scrutiny it probably doesn't deserve".
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 11, 2016 11:44 PM (VdICR)
-Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at May 11, 2016 11:39 PM (rJUlF)
Duran Duran, Erasure and Squeeze are in your "wheelhouse". Anyone else might call me a fag... lol.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:44 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
Good point. The pastor at my sister's third marriage (and it was her husbands third marriage) said about the same thing. Have fun, enjoy life, the party will go on, and Jesus liked to have fun too.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at May 11, 2016 11:45 PM (+1T7c)
He just signed a really really good contract with the Devil. (played by Mick Jagger)
He'll get his eventually, my pretty.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 11, 2016 11:45 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 11, 2016 11:46 PM (Ntwfo)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 11, 2016 11:40 PM (R5HRU)
We know He would be a good man to have at your party in case the booze runs out.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 11, 2016 11:46 PM (P8951)
Being the Son of God, and looking around me, I have to agree. It's either laugh or cry.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:46 PM (F9j1N)
Posted by: The Great Carnac at May 11, 2016 11:46 PM (bl7i8)
-Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 11, 2016 11:39 PM (v+veR)
Tengo un amigo aqui. Este amigo comprende que digo. No tenemos que hablar mas.
?Comprende?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:47 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 11, 2016 11:47 PM (v+veR)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 11, 2016 11:47 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 11, 2016 11:48 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:48 PM (F9j1N)
It was a classic, so was "Special Bulletin."
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2016 11:48 PM (ntObR)
Compare and contrast."
-Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 11, 2016 11:48 PM (P8951)
*HAH!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:48 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Jean at May 11, 2016 11:49 PM (cXiMR)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 11, 2016 11:49 PM (v+veR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 11, 2016 11:49 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 11, 2016 11:50 PM (ry34m)
-Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 11, 2016 11:49 PM (v+veR)
Bon. Je suis un shein.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:50 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 11, 2016 11:50 PM (v+veR)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 11, 2016 11:51 PM (NeFrd)
-Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 11, 2016 11:51 PM (NeFrd)
*HAH!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:52 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Goose at May 11, 2016 11:52 PM (bl7i8)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:52 PM (F9j1N)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 11, 2016 11:52 PM (P8951)
Just an average troll. Didn't see a comment but it had a stupid name that was all in boldface type. And probably without the bold close-tag, I'd warrant.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 11, 2016 11:53 PM (Ntwfo)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:53 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 11, 2016 11:53 PM (kP16F)
Mo fucked one.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 11, 2016 11:54 PM (Ntwfo)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 11, 2016 11:50 PM (ry34m)
**
Nope. The film was "It Can't Happen here," Pet Shop Boys.
The guy playing the priest steals the whole freakin' thing. Just hilarious.
'You don't have any weapons, do you?'
'Why? What do you need?'
I had a girlfriend once who used to sing on the radio. a beautiful girl, beautiful. But whenever we went under a bridge, I couldn't hear her.
I wrote a song once, but I can't read music. I wonder, do you think this is it?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2016 11:54 PM (lutOX)
"Infinite goodness is creating a being, you know in advance, is going to complain"
Posted by: Kindltot at May 11, 2016 11:54 PM (ry34m)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 11, 2016 11:54 PM (v+veR)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:54 PM (F9j1N)
https://youtu.be/uJYWZ6GTN2g
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 11, 2016 11:54 PM (fC9RO)
Do you ever keep watching a stupid t.v. show just to make yourself mad? Like each episode stupider than the last, and you keep watching and getting madder and more determined to keep watching and getting mad?
Posted by: iforgot at May 11, 2016 11:55 PM (5o5ek)
I wonder if CBS can lure Jay Leno back.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:52 PM (F9j1N)
Why would Leno go back to a pharmacy?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 11, 2016 11:55 PM (ry34m)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 11, 2016 11:55 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Marion Barry at May 11, 2016 11:55 PM (bl7i8)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at May 11, 2016 11:56 PM (rJUlF)
I always like to point out that we have the everlasting testimony of the Best Man/Master of the Feast at the wedding, who plainly had no idea of the miraculous source of the wine, saying, whereas they usually serve the best stuff first, then when everybody's well drunk, serve up the cheap stuff, the wedding host/father of the bride (so he presumed) had saved the best stuff for last!
So, not just wine... but the good stuff!
(There wasn't any water left for the ceremonial purification ceremony, but, oddly, nobody noticed.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - looking for the corkscrew at May 11, 2016 11:56 PM (5a8XA)
She calls it the show she loves to hate.
"Caitlyn, will you take this rose?" :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2016 11:56 PM (ntObR)
Remember, y'all, we are Americans, so the head is held HIGH--most especially during these times.
Celebrate your country as it IS under the layer of filth deposited by the prog left.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 11, 2016 11:56 PM (X35Yt)
Posted by: Sixkiller at May 11, 2016 11:57 PM (pcyHg)
While there is much to be said about "helicopter" parents and the effect they have on their children who never learn to become functioning independent adults, a greater risk is the punishment of those parents who allow their children even an iota of independence by the Nanny state.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=11619
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 11, 2016 11:57 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 11, 2016 11:57 PM (v+veR)
***
Ahh! They stole it, did they?
Filching Limey such-and-such....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 11, 2016 11:57 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 11, 2016 11:57 PM (kP16F)
I dunno. Maybe he's hanging around the house, driving the wife crazy. She's chewing his ass.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 11:58 PM (F9j1N)
Probably going to give the engine to my neighbor, or swap him for something. He has a '78 Dodge pickup, on propane, which has bad heads on its 318. Swapping in the 440 would be the logical fix, and would make a fun truck out of it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2016 11:58 PM (Lj21F)
A single duck egg is 50 percent larger than a jumbo chicken egg you'll buy at the market.
Posted by: Sixkiller at May 11, 2016 11:57 PM (pcyHg)
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How do they taste?
Posted by: iforgot at May 11, 2016 11:58 PM (5o5ek)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zblsx2j
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jo5sdwa
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at May 11, 2016 11:59 PM (9mTYi)
Wasn't it the same gentleman that raised the question about if you shoot a mime, do you have to use a silencer?
Posted by: Bob in Houston at May 11, 2016 11:59 PM (b7AU3)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 12, 2016 12:00 AM (F9j1N)
There are many people here who enjoy your insightful posts. Don't take my ribbing and trolling as the "Be-All-End-All" of commentary.
I'm just another Jackass with a keyboard. -Emphasis on Jackass.
The day I offer information that The Horde doesn't already know beyond baseball will be the first information I offer The Horde, ever.
-My apologies for giving you some shit.
-Slapford J. Weasel
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:00 AM (OQ9R7)
http://tinyurl.com/jqsqh87
NSFW
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 12, 2016 12:00 AM (iYTlX)
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you're not using?"
Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at May 12, 2016 12:01 AM (rJUlF)
"Caitlyn, will you take this rose?" :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 11, 2016 11:56 PM (ntObR)
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Aaaaaghghh!
My housemates watch that show. I'm trying to turn them on to a Hulu series called "UnReal." You sister may like it.
Posted by: iforgot at May 12, 2016 12:01 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 12, 2016 12:01 AM (v+veR)
Posted by: eman at May 12, 2016 12:01 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: iforgot at May 11, 2016 11:58 PM (5o5ek)
They're delicious! The yolks are a rich orange color, not that pale yellow you find in store bought eggs. I have two eggs for breakfast every morning, either fried or in an omelet. Delicious eggs.
Posted by: Sixkiller at May 12, 2016 12:01 AM (pcyHg)
?Comprende?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 11, 2016 11:47 PM (OQ9R7)
Oye, te felicitamos por sus amigos imaginarios. Pero, suavecito chino. Tus gritos y muecas puede epantar a un payaso.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2016 12:01 AM (ry34m)
**
We've established the priest stole that line from Wright.
Now I begin to wonder how much else he swiped....
Still, a funny scene
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 12:01 AM (lutOX)
I'd like to think Christ has a sense of humor.
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 11, 2016 11:40 PM (R5HRU)
That was kind of my point. Hope the comment didn't come off as I was offended.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 12, 2016 12:02 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 12, 2016 12:02 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Sixkiller at May 11, 2016 11:57 PM (pcyHg)
What is the domestic duck that looks like the wild Mallard, but is about twice the size? Almost goose size.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2016 12:02 AM (Lj21F)
Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 12:02 AM (98Hkl)
Posted by: iforgot at May 12, 2016 12:02 AM (5o5ek)
That's fuckin' Goofy!
Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2016 12:02 AM (Ntwfo)
Posted by: eman at May 12, 2016 12:02 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Good news!
As I mentioned last night, I would kind of expect it (i.e., guess) to have a high torque cam, so, just right for a working truck.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at May 12, 2016 12:03 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 12, 2016 12:03 AM (T/cxb)
-Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 11, 2016 11:54 PM (v+veR)
Four. I never went to college. Achtung, Menchen!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:03 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 12, 2016 12:03 AM (hlMPp)
Whattaya need?
â é ñ œ þ א ץ Л Ф ズ
ツ
Posted by: mindful webworker - black diamond dealer at May 12, 2016 12:03 AM (5a8XA)
Ducks don't do anything with anything other than ducks.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 12, 2016 12:03 AM (F9j1N)
Do you ever keep watching a stupid t.v. show just to make yourself mad? Like each episode stupider than the last, and you keep watching and getting madder and more determined to keep watching and getting mad?
Posted by: iforgot
My Dad used to watch the Smothers Brothers even though it made him mad.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 12, 2016 12:04 AM (k4M/B)
Can one explain these "memes", or does one need to experience them first?
Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 12:02 AM (98Hkl)
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I believe the word "meme" itself is a meme. So now that you've used it, you've perpetrated a meme, which is to say you have experienced one in some sense.
Posted by: iforgot at May 12, 2016 12:04 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 12, 2016 12:04 AM (v+veR)
357 " What if you have a duckling and a puppy and they grow up together; do they become pals?"
Ducks don't do anything with anything other than ducks.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 12, 2016 12:03 AM (F9j1N)
Sure, when you're looking.
Posted by: eman at May 12, 2016 12:04 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 12, 2016 12:05 AM (F9j1N)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 12:05 AM (lutOX)
Anything interesting the comments while I was out?
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 12, 2016 12:02 AM (vBeA5)
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No, nothing has been interesting the comments while you were out. Something has been boring them.
Posted by: iforgot at May 12, 2016 12:05 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2016 12:06 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2016 12:02 AM (Lj21F)
Probably the domestic mallard. I have wild mallards transiting the area each year - anywhere from 4 to 24 of them - that take a day or two break to enjoy the pond and rest, I suppose. My domestic mallards are easily twice the size of the wild mallards. Probably why the wild mallards can fly and my fat-asses are good if they can flutter for 15 yards about 6 inches off the water!
Posted by: Sixkiller at May 12, 2016 12:06 AM (pcyHg)
Damn fine thunder and lightening at the moment. Dog is worrying and crawling under arm.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 12, 2016 12:05 AM (F9j1N)
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And you sit there TYPING.
Posted by: iforgot at May 12, 2016 12:06 AM (5o5ek)
I was relieved.
Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 12:07 AM (98Hkl)
They would roam around in a pack too.
Found a lady at the farmers market that sells duck eggs. They have an almost bluish white, and the yolks are denser and more orange.
When asked I tell people it is under-aged balut.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2016 12:07 AM (ry34m)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2016 12:07 AM (ry34m)
Posted by: Bob in Houston at May 12, 2016 12:07 AM (b7AU3)
Posted by: iforgot at May 12, 2016 12:05 AM (5o5ek)
...that would be me.
Sorry.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at May 12, 2016 12:07 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:03 AM (OQ9R7)
My German is minuscule, but I learned THE most important phrases: Ein bier, Ein wurst mit semmel, Ein bretzen. Danke!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 12, 2016 12:07 AM (v+veR)
Damn fine thunder and lightening at the moment. Dog is worrying and crawling under arm.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 12, 2016 12:05 AM (F9j1N)
We had the thunder and light show last night. Mostly thunder and lightning, but we did manage to accumulate 1.5 inches of rain during the night. And I'll never bitch about rain down here.
Posted by: Sixkiller at May 12, 2016 12:07 AM (pcyHg)
-Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2016 12:01 AM (ry34m)
"Sus", porque no era un amigo. Oye y escribe:
No tenemos que hablar mas!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:07 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: eman
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No one knows what goes on behind closed doors.
Posted by: Charlie Rich at May 12, 2016 12:07 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 12, 2016 12:08 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Jean at May 12, 2016 12:08 AM (cXiMR)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2016 12:07 AM (ry34m)
***
Heh. My Saigon-born angel loves her some balut.
She's got an uncle in OK who has a duck and chicken farm and you would scarcely believe how much of that stuff she schleps back here after every visit.
Good eggs, though.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 12:08 AM (lutOX)
My Dad used to watch the Smothers Brothers even though it made him mad.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 12, 2016 12:04 AM (k4M/B)
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Ooh, that sounds serious-mad. I've gotten addicted to bile on this one particular series, because it's so damn lo-quality.
Posted by: iforgot at May 12, 2016 12:09 AM (5o5ek)
As I mentioned last night, I would kind of expect it (i.e., guess) to have a high torque cam, so, just right for a working truck.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at May 12, 2016 12:03 AM (9mTYi)
Scrubbed some of the dirt off the passenger side tappet cover, and the emissions label says its a "heavy duty" 440, manufactured in June, 1973. Hydraulic lifters, it is. My best guess is that the propane conversion did not go so far as to involve head work. It has the 14 mm taper-seat spark plugs in it, which has to be an early appearance for those in the Mopar lineup.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2016 12:09 AM (Lj21F)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:09 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Bob in Houston at May 12, 2016 12:07 AM (b7AU3)
***
That's the one!
Can't find the clip anywhere, but recall it vividly. Pure gold.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 12:10 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Sixkiller at May 12, 2016 12:10 AM (pcyHg)
It's an open secret that reality show producers like to stir shit up behind the scenes on a lot of those shows.
About 10 years ago there was also a great reality show that was actually a spoof of "The Apprentice." The contestants were tasked to try and get a job with a boss who was actually an actor playing the world's biggest, most delusional asshole business owner who ever walked the face of the earth.
In one episode, the "boss" was showing off his incredible collection of wealth, including a sword that he told the group was the Holy Grail. Uhhh, okay...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2016 12:10 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 12, 2016 12:10 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 12, 2016 12:08 AM (T/cxb)
Miss? Too formal for this pantsless environment.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 12, 2016 12:11 AM (v+veR)
Meh, we're fine. They've weakened. Loud, but all hail and wind gone.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 12, 2016 12:11 AM (F9j1N)
Ace locking himself out.
Sharting himself.
Kaboom.
SMOD
You want.. you'll settle for.. you get...
I know more will come to me after I log off... which I'm doing at the moment, for a late supper. BBL prol'ly.
Posted by: mindful webworker - meme dreamer at May 12, 2016 12:11 AM (5a8XA)
Posted by: Sixkiller at May 12, 2016 12:11 AM (pcyHg)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 12, 2016 12:11 AM (kP16F)
I think two squirrels ran across a hand grenade. Mistaking it for a large acorn, they began fighting over it, and one managed to get the pin out. 5 seconds later, the inevitable happened.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 12, 2016 12:12 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2016 12:12 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 12, 2016 12:11 AM (v+veR)
***
And how YOU doin'? Buy you a valu-rite, love?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 12:12 AM (lutOX)
Maybe, but I try to respectful of the 'ettes. Don't always achieve, but I do try.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 12, 2016 12:13 AM (T/cxb)
***
Slice like a f*cking hammer. The guys get shirts. Integrity.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 12:13 AM (lutOX)
Sharting himself.
Kaboom.
SMOD
You want.. you'll settle for.. you get...
Flaming clown boners...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at May 12, 2016 12:13 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Sixkiller at May 12, 2016 12:14 AM (pcyHg)
All right, got me there.
*Looks at dog*
I can't say he's never molested a duck, so?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 12, 2016 12:14 AM (F9j1N)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 12:12 AM (
I am barely awake as I roofied myself with a Benadryl & it's kicking in.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 12, 2016 12:14 AM (v+veR)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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That's not what I heard!
You know what they say - "Once you go quack, you never go back."
Posted by: The Chicken at May 12, 2016 12:15 AM (dJIuC)
-Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 12, 2016 12:10 AM (kP16F)
One time, I was washing a deck in Cleveland. The kid had lost his leg in what I assume was a gang-related incident.
Because I have White Privelege and I am white and have privilege.
He called down to his uncle when I asked him about the garage electric outlets being shut off.
He said, "Tio. Blanco,"
Which means, "Uncle. Whitey who speaks English."
I was a victim.
I recovered quickly after finishing the deck and going home.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:15 AM (OQ9R7)
'cuz language is a virus.
Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 12:15 AM (98Hkl)
Posted by: mindful webworker - meme dreamer at May 12, 2016 12:11 AM (5a8XA)
You're logging off to have a late supper, and drink Valu-rite. But mostly to drink Valu-rite.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2016 12:15 AM (Lj21F)
RK - take good care of your puppy - you're his entire world.
Posted by: Sixkiller at May 12, 2016 12:16 AM (pcyHg)
This clip?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDe60CbIagg
Been ages since I've seen the whole movie but I remember the Dali bits from one of the Steven Wright specials.
Posted by: Bob in Houston at May 12, 2016 12:16 AM (b7AU3)
iforgot, I looked up that show, it looks funny.
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I stumbled across it entirely by accident -- I was watching some other show, the episodes ran out, that thing came on when I was in a state of semi-consciousness, I got hooked.
The execution is crazy-good. It made me want to watch a few episodes of The Bachelor -- producers of THAT show, by the way, have roundly denounced UnReal, which convinces me even further of its veracity.
Posted by: iforgot at May 12, 2016 12:17 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 12:15 AM (98Hkl)
Word - William S. Burroughs.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 12:17 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 12, 2016 12:13 AM (T/
You haven't taken us all shoe shopping at louboutin yet. Not trying hard enough.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 12, 2016 12:17 AM (v+veR)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:17 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 12, 2016 12:18 AM (F9j1N)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2016 12:19 AM (Ntwfo)
Please forgive my tardiness in this, as I've only just upgraded to bits of old tires and duct tape for shoes for myself. Ugly, but still more stylish than crocs.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 12, 2016 12:19 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: The Cow at May 12, 2016 12:19 AM (bl7i8)
Te escribo, hoy dia, por el modo del internet, avisarte el razon a contactar.
En corto, debo explicar que te echamos de menos.
Mejor dicho, techamos de menos porque usted no ha comprado las tejas acabar la remodelacion y las camaras son abiertos al cielo.
Y con esto, voy acabar con una memoria tierno del cetaceo con que siempre cerramos: delfin.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2016 12:20 AM (ry34m)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:20 AM (OQ9R7)
you left out the bit about the girlfriend on the radio , Oh she
was a beautiful girl, very beautiful. When I first met her she'd
just been to a psychoanalyst. It didn't do her any good, she
said. I asked her why. She said I'm a nymphomaniac, you see, and
I only get turned on by Jewish Cowboys. I'm so sorry I said, let
me introduce myself, my name is Bucky Goldstein.
Posted by: Bob in Houston at May 12, 2016 12:20 AM (b7AU3)
Thanks, six, he is secured and contemplated.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 12, 2016 12:20 AM (F9j1N)
***
That edited out most of the dialogue.
Dude's a master-level car-dancer, though, no denying.
Really, it's worth stealing via a torrent...
Hmm.. project for the night?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 12:21 AM (lutOX)
Here's the show...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Big_Fat_Obnoxious_Boss
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2016 12:12 AM (ntObR)
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Holy god. The contestants didn't KNOW? omg it must have been surreal.
Posted by: iforgot at May 12, 2016 12:21 AM (5o5ek)
-Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2016 12:20 AM (ry34m)
Good luck with that.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:21 AM (OQ9R7)
***
Another great one. yeah, I'll be hitting the torrent sites...
'Where are you going?'
I'm going there, but I like it here, wherever it is.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 12:23 AM (lutOX)
A great performance with Bob Dylan featuring Mark Knopfler on lead guitar. That's Tony Garnier in the middle on bass. He's been playing in Bob's band for nearly 30 years now.
***
A worried man with a worried mind
No one in front of me and nothing behind
There's a woman on my lap and she's drinking champagne
Got white skin, got assassin's eyes
I'm looking up into the sapphire tinted skies
I'm well dressed, waiting on the last train
Standing on the gallows with my head in a noose
Any minute now I'm expecting all hell to break loose
People are crazy and times are strange
I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range
I used to care, but things have changed
This place ain't doing me any good
I'm in the wrong town, I should be in Hollywood
Just for a second there I thought I saw something move
Gonna take dancing lessons do the jitterbug rag
Ain't no shortcuts, gonna dress in drag
Only a fool in here would think he's got anything to prove
Lotta water under the bridge, lotta other stuff too
Don't get up gentlemen, I'm only passing through
People are crazy and times are strange
I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range
I used to care, but things have changed
I've been walking forty miles of bad road
If the bible is right, the world will explode
I've been trying to get as far away from myself as I can
Some things are too hot to touch
The human mind can only stand so much
You can't win with a losing hand
Feel like falling in love with the first woman I meet
Putting her in a wheel barrow and wheeling her down the street
People are crazy and times are strange
I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range
I used to care, but things have changed
I hurt easy, I just don't show it
You can hurt someone and not even know it
The next sixty seconds could be like an eternity
Gonna get lowdown, gonna fly high
All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie
I'm love with a woman who don't even appeal to me
Mr. Jinx and Miss Lucy, they jumped in the lake
I'm not that eager to make a mistake
People are crazy and times are strange
I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range
I used to care, but things have changed
***
That song was written almost 20 years ago. Any resemblance to the modern era is purely coincidental, I'm sure.
Posted by: rickl at May 12, 2016 12:24 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 12:25 AM (98Hkl)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 12, 2016 12:19 AM
Alright. You're off the hook. For now.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 12, 2016 12:26 AM (BYJ2T)
Another great touch is that the "boss" would from time to time bark out impossible directives to the contestants, to be filled IMMEDIATELY, and then make fun of them when they couldn't do them perfectly (which no one anywhere ever could anyway).
Once he screamed at them, "I'm the devil! Sell me fire!!" :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2016 12:27 AM (ntObR)
English is dominant and fluid. Neologisms are most-often introduced via the United States of America.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:27 AM (OQ9R7)
Well, I wasn't expecting a sort of 45-year old BBC comedy reference.
No one expects a sort of 45-year old BBC comedy reference.
Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at May 12, 2016 12:28 AM (Oi5b2)
Surreal blind homicidal priest passenger: why?,(clank, clank) what do you need?
Posted by: Bob in Houston at May 12, 2016 12:29 AM (b7AU3)
Posted by: Memophiliac at May 12, 2016 12:29 AM (17Qy1)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 12, 2016 12:29 AM (fC9RO)
Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 12:30 AM (98Hkl)
The four rounds for the contestants would be:
1. Kidnapping him
2. Beating him
3. Mangling and deforming his body in all sorts of new and inventive ways
Whomever wins the contest gets $1 million and to dispose of his body however they best choose.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2016 12:30 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 12:31 AM (lutOX)
-Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 12:30 AM (98Hkl)
Salsa. Derived from Latin. Exemplified in "Don Quixote".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:31 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
-------------------
Wearing Crocs is like getting a blow job from a dude.
It feels good until you look down and realize that you're gay.
Posted by: Chi at May 12, 2016 12:32 AM (dJIuC)
He said, "4 rounds".
Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 12:32 AM (98Hkl)
I wonder how they are as a retirement destination...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2016 12:32 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2016 12:32 AM (ry34m)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 12, 2016 12:33 AM (k4M/B)
I should probably leave you all to your memes.
...but I won't.
Because I'm drunk.
*hic!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:33 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2016 12:34 AM (ntObR)
Not sure if they're live, or if adolfgoogle deepsixed it.
Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 12:35 AM (98Hkl)
can't stay up too late, had a long day
WeirdDave, thank you for the memes, they were funny
I still do remember how big the dancing baby craze was, and the All Your Base craze, fun times fun times
Posted by: chemjeff - Libertarian at May 12, 2016 12:35 AM (v6tlA)
Posted by: Chi at May 12, 2016 12:36 AM (dJIuC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 12, 2016 12:37 AM (k4M/B)
Silly Dress-Wearing Wabbit! Dicks are for Men's Rooms!
The Beat Goes On.....Until You Run out of Other People's Beats.....
Posted by: The Midnight Chalkening at May 12, 2016 12:37 AM (jyolR)
***
Yea. I've had moments where I've approached such crystalline perfection...
Seriously, for all that it's a freaking prolonged music video, the flick has its moments.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 12:37 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 12:38 AM (98Hkl)
Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 12:39 AM (98Hkl)
Rousseff clears her office; full Senate votes to suspend the president
Brazilian President Dilma Rousseff has packed up personal
photos and stripped the shelves in her third-floor office in the
Planalto presidential palace, a sign she is accepting the loss of her
job in a Senate vote on Wednesday.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zp952dr
Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2016 12:39 AM (ry34m)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2016 12:27 AM (ntObR)
----------------------
Imma try to find it. It looks hilarious.
Posted by: iforgot at May 12, 2016 12:39 AM (5o5ek)
*hic!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:33 AM (OQ9R7)
You, too? I thwear thith place izzzz.......loaded with us! And I ain't no wayz tarred o' pointin' that out.....
Posted by: Shrillary's Vagina at May 12, 2016 12:39 AM (jyolR)
photos and stripped the shelves in her third-floor office in the
Planalto presidential palace, a sign she is accepting the loss of her
job in a Senate vote on Wednesday.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zp952dr
Posted by: Kindltot at May 12, 2016 12:39 AM (ry34m)
It ain't over until she cleans out the refrigerator. And the safe.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2016 12:40 AM (9AT3L)
Fading . . . oh no, I have to be up in 5 hours. Good night.
Posted by: iforgot at May 12, 2016 12:40 AM (5o5ek)
I had trouble logging into email earlier.
I don't like it. I don't know what to think.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:41 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 12, 2016 12:41 AM (BYJ2T)
iforgot, if you find it let me know, I'd like to see some of those old episodes again too. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 12, 2016 12:41 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:42 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: chemjeff - Libertarian at May 12, 2016 12:42 AM (v6tlA)
English is dominant and fluid. Neologisms are most-often introduced via the United States of America.
Weirdest one I've seen: (imagine Cyrillic here) snegdosking.
It's Russian for "snow board" with an English-like -ing to make it a verb. You'd think Russians would go for -ovat.
Posted by: Anachronda at May 12, 2016 12:42 AM (Oi5b2)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:43 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:43 AM (OQ9R7)
Brazilian President Dilma Rousseff has packed up personal
photos and stripped the shelves in her third-floor office in the
Planalto presidential palace
Putting the contents of her desk in a cardboard box as a security guard looks on, waiting to escort her to her car?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 12, 2016 12:43 AM (k4M/B)
Story at FB that the nation of Angola has BANNED Islam altogether.
I wonder how they are as a retirement destination...
Just don't forget to take along your fondue set.
Oh, wait. That was Namibia.
Posted by: Anachronda at May 12, 2016 12:43 AM (Oi5b2)
Having a drink at an sidewalk cafe in Beantown. In those days, I wore the dark suit, quiet tie, and hat of a gentleman.
Anywho, some dude wanting to bum a smoke comes up and asks to join me.
Asks for a smoke - give him a Sobranie, which I smoked in those days - and pushed the matchbox his way.
He opened it and paused.
"You will see," I told him, "that there are exactly seven matches left in the box."
Nervous nod as he lights up.
"ahh," i said, brightening, "I knew you were one of our own." I give him the pleased, knowing smile.
"uh-huh."
"Lots of weather we're having lately. Our mutual friend sends his regards, of course, and asks what progress you've made."
"Progress?"
"Come, now. you haven't been wasting his time, surely?"
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 12:44 AM (lutOX)
I don't know Russian, but that variance seems in accordance with the English meme.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:45 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:45 AM (OQ9R7)
***
Pochemu?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 12:45 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 12:47 AM (98Hkl)
Posted by: Anachronda at May 12, 2016 12:47 AM (Oi5b2)
mmmmm?mmm?mmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm at May 12, 2016 12:46 AM (rDhsc)
***
The Barrel, it hungers....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 12:47 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 12:47 AM (98Hkl)
-Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 12:45 AM (lutOX)
I should probably play a Pokemon card here, but I'm not familiar with the Pochemu.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:48 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2016 12:48 AM (9AT3L)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:49 AM (OQ9R7)
That was awesome!
Posted by: Chuck C at May 12, 2016 12:49 AM (h99GH)
I'm slowing turning into the IT guy for the entire apartment complex.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at May 12, 2016 12:49 AM (rJUlF)
Too bad all we can see is your quote after TB3K smites the troll droppings. But the Barrel doesn't care, it accepts us all at some point.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 12, 2016 12:49 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at May 12, 2016 12:50 AM (rJUlF)
***
Dude, you just killed the ONT margins for phone users. Dave, can you fix this please?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 12, 2016 12:50 AM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 12, 2016 12:50 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:50 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Chi at May 12, 2016 12:51 AM (dJIuC)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at May 12, 2016 12:52 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:52 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: John-Boy at May 12, 2016 12:54 AM (jyolR)
I wish you all a good night!
...including POOP.
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:54 AM (OQ9R7)
One of them is getting threatening messages on her Facebook, and they wanted to see if we could give them some tips on what to do.
Avoid Facebook.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 12, 2016 12:54 AM (k4M/B)
Posted by: Honey Badger at May 12, 2016 12:55 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 12, 2016 12:55 AM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 12, 2016 12:55 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 12:55 AM (98Hkl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 12, 2016 12:57 AM (k4M/B)
G'night all. Slap - be well.
Posted by: Chi at May 12, 2016 12:57 AM (dJIuC)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:58 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 12, 2016 12:58 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 12, 2016 12:58 AM (OQ9R7)
*Star-Spangled Banner*
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
Posted by: The Announcer at May 12, 2016 12:58 AM (jyolR)
Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 12:58 AM (98Hkl)
Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 12:59 AM (98Hkl)
Posted by: except he doesn't care at May 12, 2016 12:59 AM (HRBB2)
Posted by: except he doesn't care at May 12, 2016 12:59 AM (HRBB2)
*snicker*
Posted by: Bob at the NSA at May 12, 2016 01:00 AM (jyolR)
Posted by: Gmac- All politics in this country now is just dress rehearsal for civil war. at May 12, 2016 01:00 AM (4pjhs)
***
Always, always, always, f*ck with people's sense of reality, because the world is far stranger than any of us can fathom, and a little reminder from time to time never hurts.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 01:00 AM (lutOX)
Ace locking himself out.
Sharting himself.
Kaboom.
SMOD
You want.. you'll settle for.. you get...
I know more will come to me after I log off... which I'm doing at the moment, for a late supper. BBL prol'ly.
Posted by: mindful webworker - meme dreamer at May 12, 2016 12:11 AM (5a8XA)
Sacred honor compels me to say that I had sex with her.
In her vagina.
Posted by: Will Folkes at May 12, 2016 01:01 AM (1JnAL)
Ace locking himself out.
Sharting himself.
Kaboom.
SMOD
You want.. you'll settle for.. you get...
I know more will come to me after I log off... which I'm doing at the moment, for a late supper. BBL prol'ly.
Posted by: mindful webworker - meme dreamer at May 12, 2016 12:11 AM (5a8XA)
Shirts. The guys get shirts. It's just the fucking way it is.
Posted by: Paul Anka at May 12, 2016 01:02 AM (1JnAL)
Ace locking himself out.
Sharting himself.
Kaboom.
SMOD
You want.. you'll settle for.. you get...
I know more will come to me after I log off... which I'm doing at the moment, for a late supper. BBL prol'ly.
Posted by: mindful webworker - meme dreamer at May 12, 2016 12:11 AM (5a8XA)
Joo looking for Paolo to come sex up jour lady?
Posted by: Paolo at May 12, 2016 01:03 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: otho at May 12, 2016 01:03 AM (EWg9n)
------------
Why would I know anything about it? It isn't as though we are monitoring this site...
Posted by: Bob, at NSA at May 12, 2016 01:04 AM (OLNwX)
Ace locking himself out.
Sharting himself.
Kaboom.
SMOD
You want.. you'll settle for.. you get...
I know more will come to me after I log off... which I'm doing at the moment, for a late supper. BBL prol'ly.
Posted by: mindful webworker - meme dreamer at May 12, 2016 12:11 AM (5a8XA)
Go get your fucking shinebox.
Posted by: Billy Batts at May 12, 2016 01:04 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Adriane the Pop Psychology Critic ... at May 12, 2016 01:05 AM (AoK0a)
------------
Why would I know anything about it? It isn't as though we are monitoring this site...
Posted by: Bob, at NSA
We are and we like the margins just fine.
Posted by: Joe at Homeland Security at May 12, 2016 01:08 AM (NGd+i)
Truly, the terrorists have won.
Posted by: Adriane the Pop Psychology Critic ... at May 12, 2016 01:05 AM (AoK0a)
tvmachines carmachines faxmachines stereomachines fappingmachines
Posted by: machines for sale SOCK at May 12, 2016 01:08 AM (1JnAL)
Got it. The hamsters on your payroll aren't on shift right now.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 12, 2016 01:09 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Gmac- All politics in this country now is just dress rehearsal for civil war. at May 12, 2016 01:10 AM (4pjhs)
Posted by: Billy Joel first draft at May 12, 2016 01:11 AM (HRBB2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2016 01:11 AM (9AT3L)
Posted by: Gmac- All politics in this country now is just dress rehearsal for civil war. at May 12, 2016 01:12 AM (4pjhs)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 12, 2016 01:13 AM (NGd+i)
I always found "Ist Dein tochter achtzein?" to be indespensible.
Posted by: Weirddave at May 12, 2016 01:13 AM (N8hFs)
Then Pixy domesticated them, and worked their legs down to the nubbins they are now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2016 01:14 AM (9AT3L)
Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 01:15 AM (98Hkl)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 12, 2016 01:13 AM (NGd+i)
If she had been into molesting guys on the plane, it wouldn't have been a story. Fly the friendly skies!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2016 01:16 AM (9AT3L)
You drop out of wrap to give Wesley time to scrub down the Holodeck after Riker's exercised his ... privileges.
Posted by: sci-fi at May 12, 2016 01:18 AM (HRBB2)
Posted by: Gmac- All politics in this country now is just dress rehearsal for civil war. at May 12, 2016 01:21 AM (4pjhs)
Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 01:22 AM (98Hkl)
Hi Christoper ...
Posted by: Nero ... at May 12, 2016 01:22 AM (AoK0a)
dozen or so. Not that I can remember many of them at the moment.
Ace locking himself out.
Sharting himself.
Kaboom.
SMOD
You want.. you'll settle for.. you get...
I know more will come to me after I log off... which I'm doing at the moment, for a late supper. BBL prol'ly.
Posted by: mindful webworker - meme dreamer at May 12, 2016 12:11 AM (5a8XA)<<<
I'll post some more memes... but first you will blow me.
Posted by: Mel Gibson at May 12, 2016 01:22 AM (H9MG5)
It's such a relief to know that the world is at peace and the economy is booming so that our president has plenty of time to make comedy videos.
Posted by: Rarity at May 12, 2016 01:23 AM (wzE4R)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois T-Shirts for Sale at May 12, 2016 01:24 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Harry the Cabbie ... at May 12, 2016 01:24 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 01:29 AM (98Hkl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 12, 2016 01:32 AM (9AT3L)
That'll 'splain any meme if you hit refresh enough.
Mad pointer skills.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/n3gurpe
Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 01:35 AM (98Hkl)
Posted by: Roy Batty at May 12, 2016 01:36 AM (OLNwX)
Posted by: JQ Flyover at May 12, 2016 01:36 AM (044Fx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2016 01:36 AM (OLNwX)
Posted by: Adriane the Meme Critic ... at May 12, 2016 01:38 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 12, 2016 01:39 AM (OLNwX)
On Commonwealth Mall, just before you hit the Public Gardens - i crossed paths with a homeless guy known locally as 'Sarge.' He'd stand and pretend to fire a rifle, and scream and run around like the madman he was.
Was with a young lady on my arm when we approached him. He lowered his invisible rifle and stood at attention, and all the years and sorrow and madness melted off him, and i saw a 20-something rifleman.
"Sorry, sir," he said, " i didn't recognize you at first."
I returned his salute and ordered him to fall back to the Pine Street Inn, a local homeless shelter. Gave him directions to the place.
"You've done a fine job, son," i told this man nearly twice my age, "And you're due some R&R."
Yes, strange is the world, but nothing in it so strange as Man.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 01:39 AM (lutOX)
I should probably play a Pokemon card here, but I'm not familiar with the Pochemu.
Ah. Well, I suggest you start small, with the Pochemuchka from the well-known documentary Shto Ya Videl by Boris Zhitkov. Work your way up from there.
Posted by: Anachronda at May 12, 2016 01:41 AM (Oi5b2)
***
pochemuchkas... I hate those guys....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 01:42 AM (lutOX)
About half English, half Lord-knows-what fusion of German, Russian, and Yiddish.
Terrifying, in its way.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 01:48 AM (lutOX)
yes, drunk or sober, we are who we are, and maybe our drunk selves are our truest ones..... who knows?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 01:53 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 01:53 AM (98Hkl)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 01:54 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 12, 2016 01:55 AM (W4hD9)
Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 01:53 AM (98Hkl)
***
Ha! Guess he found out what marriage is all about....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 01:56 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Country Singer at May 12, 2016 01:58 AM (GUBah)
May the Lord bless thee and keep thee. May He make His face shineth upon thee, and give thee peace.
In Jesus's name, Amen.
Posted by: AK-47 shqiptare at May 12, 2016 01:58 AM (98Hkl)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN75im_us4k
Posted by: bill-o at May 12, 2016 02:02 AM (nE/OV)
Posted a trial comment. Saw it. Refreshed five minutes later -- wasn't there. Today, ran some experiments....complicated by the fact that my default firewall setup doesn't even pass "ping". This might work better.
Of course, I'm saying this way too late to a probably empty room....
Posted by: cthulhu at May 12, 2016 02:05 AM (W4hD9)
***
Ahh...the Priestly Blessing. One of my faves.
As a bad Hebrew, a back-sliding Red Sea pedestrian, I am always struck by how beautiful that blessing is, irrespective of who pronounces it.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 02:06 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 02:08 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 12, 2016 02:13 AM (NGd+i)
Posted by: bill-o at May 12, 2016 02:14 AM (nE/OV)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 12, 2016 02:05 AM (W4hD9)
What part of "one ping only" did you not under stand?
Posted by: Captain Ramius at May 12, 2016 02:18 AM (vBeA5)
Of course, I'm saying this way too late to a probably empty room....
Not completely empty.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 12, 2016 02:13 AM (NGd+i)
Thanks.....I was starting to think I might have created some entirely new type of internet hookup malady.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 12, 2016 02:18 AM (W4hD9)
-=*=-
bill-o #551 at May 12, 2016 02:02 AM
All righty - turnabout! I was beginning to think no one had noticed.
-=*=-
Uncle Palpatine #544: ...maybe our drunk selves are our truest ones....
Terrifying thought. Tipsy, maybe. Drunk? Not fun.
Posted by: mindful webworker - meme dreamer at May 12, 2016 02:23 AM (Y5LDn)
Posted by: mindful webecho at May 12, 2016 02:24 AM (Y5LDn)
***
if my tipsy self is any indication, our tipsy selves are our best selves, our most charming and carefree selves.
No, I mean drunk...good and drunk and lost.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 02:25 AM (lutOX)
The
Dude that married Mama Basura, AKA, Step-Dad, passed away last night.
Out of respect for his 30 years of taking care of Mama before she
passed, I've offered to help secure estate property as I'm the only one
currently residing in the same state. So I may be a bit scarce(r)
around here in the next few weeks and/or months.
Which I'm sure comes as a great relief for some.
If
there is an almost immediate need to contact me while I'm off doing
stuff, feel free to contact me at blanco <at symbol>
traveltrash.33mail.com. I'll reply with the same subject from a
completely different account, if I reply at all.
And now the time I promised has arrived!
G'night everyone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 12, 2016 02:26 AM (T/cxb)
***
he was a good man, no mistake, and you're the living, breathing proof of it.
We'll miss you, of course, but you have your duties.
Hail and farewell, Basura, and godspeed.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 02:28 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 12, 2016 02:35 AM (NGd+i)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 12, 2016 02:36 AM (W4hD9)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 12, 2016 02:26 AM (T/cxb)
Thoughts & Prayers.
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 12, 2016 02:36 AM (vBeA5)
***
When I'm at work, no such time. They trust me, for whatever reason, with a couple mil in semiconductors. A blink, and I've cost them hundreds of thousands....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 02:37 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 12, 2016 02:40 AM (NGd+i)
Which makes my comment, no matter what it is, 99.99999% guaranteed to be worthless, unimportant, meaningless, ignored, unnoticed and not worth a shit.
So fuck it. I'm not going to say anything.
Posted by: Dogstar at May 12, 2016 02:40 AM (KAjGn)
Good night, latenightowls.
"Everything is impermanent, except the love of God."
Posted by: mindful webworker at May 12, 2016 02:43 AM (Y5LDn)
Posted by: mindful webworker at May 12, 2016 02:43 AM (Y5LDn)
***
Vanitas vanitatis and all that....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 02:47 AM (lutOX)
Their mother, my ex-wife, continues to dye their hair, but the Mongol eyes cannot be suppressed....
All my children, but #1 daughter and # 1 son in particular, do my blood proud....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 02:53 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 02:47 AM (lutOX)
******
Please learn your lessons and do not blow out the margins of the blog again. Your actions kill access for phone users. Not good.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 12, 2016 02:54 AM (YLidQ)
***
'Tweren't me, but rather someone else, what got ban-hammered.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 02:56 AM (lutOX)
Which makes my comment, no matter what it is, 99.99999% guaranteed to be worthless, unimportant, meaningless, ignored, unnoticed and not worth a shit.
So fuck it. I'm not going to say anything.
Posted by: Dogstar
Threadwinner!
Posted by: zombie at May 12, 2016 03:01 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois T-Shirts for Sale at May 12, 2016 03:02 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 12, 2016 03:04 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Where's the Charmin? at May 12, 2016 03:07 AM (WVsWD)
I don't see how it can.
Queue the Woody and Buzz meme "Margins. Margins everywhere"
Anyway, I finally found the post responsible and fixed it, now I'm going to bed. 'Nite all, glad you enjoyed the memes.
Posted by: Weirddave at May 12, 2016 03:10 AM (N8hFs)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Be that way. at May 12, 2016 03:14 AM (WVsWD)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hgpp8nh
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 12, 2016 03:14 AM (vBeA5)
Good Morning again.
Question. How does a comment blow out the margins?
I don't see how it can.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois T-Shirts for Sale at May 12, 2016 03:02 AM (WVsWD)
There are several classic methods, and some interestingly wrinkled methods.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 12, 2016 03:19 AM (W4hD9)
Posted by: Vertov at May 12, 2016 03:24 AM (RTOcO)
A little - disconcerting....
Posted by: Vertov at May 12, 2016 03:27 AM (RTOcO)
Well, this will cause a s**tstorm: Gun George Zimmerman used to kill Trayvon Martin is up for sale:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hgpp8nh
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 12, 2016 03:14 AM (vBeA5)
Couldn't get the video to play.....anyone know what it is?
Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2016 03:36 AM (j7iSn)
Posted by: Gmac- All politics in this country now is just dress rehearsal for civil war. at May 12, 2016 03:39 AM (4pjhs)
Posted by: Gmac- All politics in this country now is just dress rehearsal for civil war. at May 12, 2016 03:42 AM (4pjhs)
Sure. Don't tell me how it's done.
pffffttttt.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Be that way. at May 12, 2016 03:14 AM (WVsWD)
Let's start with one that is beloved of cobs (and Ace). The main site has 3 columns. Depending on your screen resolution, the middle column is, say, 500 pixels wide. If you post an image that is, say, 640 pixels wide, the margins blow out. Note that the average commenter cannot do this because they can't directly post pix on the blog.
Then there's one beloved of MWNP and other phone users. If you have a 24" screen and display AoSHQ in reasonable print, you might view the middle column as being 120 characters wide. Unfortunately, folks on small screens (like cellphones) might consider the middle column to be 32 characters wide. Pixy's software tries to help this by word-wrapping after a certain number of characters.....but is buggy -- so in certain circumstances you can have Pixy attempt to do a word-wrap in an unbreakable string of text.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 12, 2016 03:44 AM (W4hD9)
"The 9mm pistol that Zimmerman said was used to shoot and kill Trayvon
Martin on February 26, 2012 is up for sale in an online auction. FOX
35 spoke to Zimmerman about the weapon and its sale. "I recently
received it back from the Department of Justice. They took it after my
trial, after I was exonerated," he said. "
Looks like he's trying to generate funding as his 15 min of fame are past due.
Posted by: Gmac- All politics in this country now is just dress rehearsal for civil war. at May 12, 2016 03:44 AM (4pjhs)
Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2016 03:46 AM (j7iSn)
Britain's biggest Muslim charity is to run "Subhan Allah" adverts on the side of London buses in a bid to change negative views on international aid and the Muslim community.
The adverts, which will also bear the words "Glory be to God," are hoped to raise awareness of Islamic Relief, which aids victims of the Syrian civil war.
The campaign will run across London, Birmingham, Manchester, Leicester and Bradford in time for Ramadan on June 7, reports the Evening Standard.
http://goo.gl/sr1l1u
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 12, 2016 03:50 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at May 12, 2016 03:53 AM (IHK0Z)
It's apparently a Kel Tec PF-9
No slanted reporting here.
http://tinyurl.com/jnalf38
Posted by: BignJames at May 12, 2016 03:46 AM (j7iSn)
Sheesh. Over-the-top, much? God help those who use this agency as their only source of news -- they probably believe that demons and sorcerers cause illness.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 12, 2016 03:53 AM (W4hD9)
It's apparently a Kel Tec PF-9
No slanted reporting here.
http://tinyurl.com/jnalf38
Posted by: BignJames
I'm shocked they didn't have the holey shirt St TrayTable was wearing included in the article.
Posted by: Gmac- All politics in this country now is just dress rehearsal for civil war. at May 12, 2016 03:53 AM (4pjhs)
May you be blessed with Strength and Peace.
No good deed goes unpunished, so here's hoping yours will be but a trifle ...
Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at May 12, 2016 03:59 AM (AoK0a)
Here is "Hypathia" by the Bad Light:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hViXZ1oCnKk
Fair warning, album cover in vid is NSFW.
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 12, 2016 03:59 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at May 12, 2016 04:03 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: sinalco at May 12, 2016 04:23 AM (yODqO)
Gives me a chance to bitch about Verizon, and their blazing fast less than 2 Mbps DSL internet. Which was advertised as up to 7.5 Mbps. When I complained the last time, I was told we were too far away from the CO to get more than 2.0 Mbps.
The only other option in this area is satellite. Any morons out there have experience with this type of service?
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at May 12, 2016 04:24 AM (hqASI)
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2016 04:28 AM (3wHFl)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at May 12, 2016 04:24 AM (hqASI)
Yeah. Take the DSL at 2.0. I had only sat servicefor years and barely was faster than ISDN.
Not to mention the disruption of service any time something between your dish and the satalite. Say like a bird.
Tree limbs are good to.
If you are looking for a static IP from a sat service. Don't.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Be that way. at May 12, 2016 04:34 AM (WVsWD)
I know a satellite that can take out Verizon ...
Posted by: Anakin Skywalker ... at May 12, 2016 04:36 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Farmer at May 12, 2016 04:49 AM (o/90i)
As do -sort of - bicycles,
This far into Summer,
My house has no icicles ...
BURMASHAVE!!!!
Good Night, all ...
Posted by: Adriane the Meme Critic ... at May 12, 2016 04:49 AM (AoK0a)
VNN coming at 06:00 (05:54 Pixy time)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:05 AM (vvmPQ)
Slain US citizen-turned-jihadist Anwar al-Awlaki was not only a chief propagandist but also a hands-on bomb-making instructor, according to NY court documents
http://goo.gl/IPGa1T
==============
This was the guy some of you idiots whine should not have been droned bc he was accidentally born in the US and had citizenship.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 12, 2016 05:09 AM (iQIUe)
Mayor Khan has twice, maybe three times railed against Trump. The guy has only been in office for 5 days. Guess he solved all of London's problems leaving him time to dabble in US politics. Says he is going to help Hills get elected. lol
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 12, 2016 05:10 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Epobirs at May 12, 2016 05:14 AM (IdCqF)
VNN coming at 06:00 (05:54 Pixy time)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:05 AM
OK, now we have a fix on Vic's age.
Out of curiosity, how did this thing about your age start Vic? If I recall, you once mentioned something that led me to think you are 70 or under. I'm 60 and something led me to think you were only a few yrs older.
Thanks for all you do w/ the news, much appreciated.
Posted by: Farmer at May 12, 2016 05:20 AM (o/90i)
Stay a thorn in the side of leftists everywhere
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2016 05:22 AM (3wHFl)
start Vic? If I recall, you once mentioned something that led me to
think you are 70 or under. I'm 60 and something led me to think you
were only a few yrs older.
Thanks for all you do w/ the news, much appreciated.
Posted by: Farmer at May 12, 2016 05:20 AM (o/90i)
I don't recall how it got started but it has been going for a long long time. As of March of this year I am 65 years old. There are a few Morons who are actually older than me.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:24 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 12, 2016 05:10 AM
Yay. Support from a Muslim mayor of London should really put the Hilldabeast over the top. I know people in the Midwest are really taking their voting advice from Muslim Londoners.
Posted by: Farmer at May 12, 2016 05:26 AM (o/90i)
Vic, looking forward to VNN. I want to thank you in advance.
I remember the time you were helping your uncle, or some other relative, and were not posting. We were really concerned, and happy when you came back.
AoSHQ is an amazing community for people's comments that appear in grey boxes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 12, 2016 05:48 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 12, 2016 05:49 AM (u82oZ)
some other relative, and were not posting. We were really concerned,
and happy when you came back.
AoSHQ is an amazing community for people's comments that appear in grey boxes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 12, 2016 05:48 AM (u82oZ)
Yeah he had fallen and broke his leg. The place he is living belongs to my brother and has no internet or even cell phone coverage. I was essentially cut off for two weeks.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:55 AM (vvmPQ)
The US had reached the point of insanity because at this time people were actually starving to death while we had a surplus of food and farmers were going broke due to low prices. This was the first of the unconstitutional farm programs pushed through by FDR. In 1936 the Supreme Court declared it unconstitutional. So why are we currently doing the same thing now? In 1938 after FDR got to appoint some new commie judges they passed essentially the same act (so much for stare decisis).
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:55 AM (vvmPQ)
http://fxn.ws/1T9os0n
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:56 AM (vvmPQ)
http://fxn.ws/1T9mBIM
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:56 AM (vvmPQ)
http://fxn.ws/24OQweN
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:56 AM (vvmPQ)
http://fxn.ws/1rHj9sL
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:57 AM (vvmPQ)
http://fxn.ws/1XlLqB3
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:57 AM (vvmPQ)
http://fxn.ws/23IzAAT
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:57 AM (vvmPQ)
http://fxn.ws/1VU3wdX
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:57 AM (vvmPQ)
http://fxn.ws/1ZHPg6d
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:58 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:58 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:58 AM (vvmPQ)
http://bit.ly/1T6o9kU
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:58 AM (vvmPQ)
http://cbsloc.al/21ZiYW9
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:59 AM (vvmPQ)
http://bit.ly/1X1EvMW
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:59 AM (vvmPQ)
http://bit.ly/1T92pXq
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:59 AM (vvmPQ)
http://washex.am/1X2d6dQ
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:59 AM (vvmPQ)
More great Bamaconomy news. Macy's is struggling to stay afloat now. Maybe they should eliminate more clothing lines for liberal political reasons.
http://cnnmon.ie/1OoKvbT
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:00 AM (vvmPQ)
http://bit.ly/1T6Pm76
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:00 AM (vvmPQ)
Fraternities at Millikin University in Illinois have been warned that members cannot use face paint during an upcoming event, or they may find themselves punished for engaging in "cultural appropriation".
http://bit.ly/1TAFXRl
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:00 AM (vvmPQ)
http://bit.ly/1NriO7y
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:00 AM (vvmPQ)
http://bit.ly/1WrprKg
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:00 AM (vvmPQ)
New Yorkers turn out in droves to support Chick-fil-A after DeCommio's call for a boycott.
http://bit.ly/1T9r8Lf
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:01 AM (vvmPQ)
http://bit.ly/1T6R1cW
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:01 AM (vvmPQ)
http://bit.ly/1TRbyko
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:01 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: teej at May 12, 2016 06:01 AM (ijopM)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:01 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:02 AM (vvmPQ)
Scankles deploys her VRWC card again blaming the "right wing" for her campaign problems.
http://bit.ly/27fQo6U
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:02 AM (vvmPQ)
http://bit.ly/23JwuMR
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:02 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:02 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:03 AM (vvmPQ)
http://bit.ly/1UT2hup
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:03 AM (vvmPQ)
http://dailysign.al/1rHoeRR
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:03 AM (vvmPQ)
OK; the base salary for members is $174,000 a year. That doesn't include the myriad of perks they get. I get no "subsidy" for my health insurance and I come nowhere near to making $174K a year.
http://dailysign.al/1NqSc6s
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:04 AM (vvmPQ)
http://bit.ly/1XmyieZ
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:04 AM (vvmPQ)
http://bit.ly/27eA5ax
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:04 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:04 AM (vvmPQ)
Not enjoyable news, but most informative on where we are after 7+ years of America hating leadership of America.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 12, 2016 06:06 AM (u82oZ)
Read a few comments, replied to the age thing and when I hit post your links were coming up.
Posted by: teej at May 12, 2016 06:11 AM (ijopM)
Sorry Vic.
Read a few comments, replied to the age thing and when I hit post your links were coming up.
Posted by: teej at May 12, 2016 06:11 AM (ijopM)
No sweat, nothing to be sorry for.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:14 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:15 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:16 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2016 06:18 AM (ptqRm)
http://fxn.ws/27fLvdV
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 05:58 AM
What the F... is the matter w/ these guys? Romney and the Bushes could just keep quiet if they don't like Trump as nominee.
I'm not fond of him but he's sure as hell a lot better bet than that criminal Hillary. Yes, you got it right, STFU. They are only helping the Hilldabeast.
Posted by: Farmer at May 12, 2016 06:22 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 12, 2016 06:23 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: French Jeton at May 12, 2016 06:24 AM (WMvHw)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 12, 2016 06:23 AM (kP16F)
Do not understand question.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:25 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at May 12, 2016 04:24 AM (hqASI)
I have one client who has it because he can't get anything else but it's been about five years since I had to do work out at his house. It is okay for internet but not much else. The connection varies a lot even on a good day. So VPN won't work because the signal will die for a second or two and come back. That's okay with getting email or doing internet browsing. Somewhat okay for videos. But anything that requires a steady connection I have found to be less than desirable.
If it's Verizon, I'm surprise they aren't offering FiOs. I thought the sold off all of their DSL only areas to Frontier. And I had it and yes the speed is not good and I was two blocks away from the CO.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 12, 2016 06:27 AM (n2GmV)
More great Bamaconomy news. Macy's is struggling to stay afloat now.
Green shoots, Recovery Summer, Pivoting to the Economy, blah blah...
Is Macy's 'Too Big to Fail' (tm) ?
Great links, Vic , thanks!
Posted by: Mortimer at May 12, 2016 06:33 AM (m3k9C)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:33 AM (vvmPQ)
Speaking of which if he wanted to protect us from a malevolent President he should have tried harder.
Though given the fact he is being more petulant than our petulant President about Trump, maybe we got the best outcome there?
Posted by: blaster at May 12, 2016 06:38 AM (2Ocf1)
Sometimes the tower electronics do not survive a storm. Repairs can take up to days.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 12, 2016 06:38 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Epobirs at May 12, 2016 06:46 AM (IdCqF)
http://www.gunbroker.com/Item/558112068
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2016 06:46 AM (ptqRm)
Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. Delurking for a moment with one for Muldoon:
It seems that the late Henry Fonda happened to be shooting a film in France and found himself, one day, in a Parisian restaurant. To his annoyance, the waiter insisted that the star down a full glass of absinthe before tackling his gourmet meal.
"Why are you so insistent I drink this damned stuff?" Fonda demanded.
"Because," the waiter replied smoothly, "you are my favorite actor and I want you to live a long life. And I happen to know that absinthe makes the heart grow, Fonda."
Back to lurking. Hope you all have a lovely day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2016 06:48 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2016 06:48 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: blaster
Romney's sore loser/spoiler routine is not substantiating the content of the months and years of "but but high moral character" browbeating that I received from Romneybots for years.
In fact, it tends to prove exactly the opposite. And that my instincts were correct.
Posted by: Mortimer at May 12, 2016 06:48 AM (m3k9C)
Posted by: blaster
No. Obama was the assegai thrust into the belly of the nation.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 12, 2016 06:50 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: blaster at May 12, 2016 06:38 AM (2Ocf1)
Kristol nd every other TV pundit having the fantoids about Trump have probably persuaded thousands and thousands to vote for Trump.
They are probably thinking that there has to be something good about someone who pisses off both the GOPe and the left so much.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 12, 2016 06:55 AM (P8951)
FiOs. I thought the sold off all of their DSL only areas to Frontier.
And I had it and yes the speed is not good and I was two blocks away
from the CO.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 12, 2016 06:27 AM (n2GmV)
From what I understand, Verizon has stopped rolling out FIOS. If you already have it your area, great...if you don't have it in your area, too bad, because it will never be available. So, I'm probably stuck with dsl. I don't even have cable tv here, though oddly, the town was wired for cable at some point in the past.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at May 12, 2016 07:00 AM (hqASI)
Have we already mentioned Zimmermann auctioning off the firearm used to defend himself in the Treyvon Martin attack?
http://www.gunbroker.com/Item/558112068
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2016 06:46 AM (ptqRm)
yes
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 07:01 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Epobirs at May 12, 2016 07:08 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 12, 2016 07:09 AM (gUoN4)
They are probably thinking that there has to be something good about someone who pisses off both the GOPe and the left so much.
When the people who were cheerleaders for Failure Theater the last 8 years start telling you who the acceptable choices are, eventually you learn they are contra-indicators.
Posted by: Bruce's Penis at May 12, 2016 07:11 AM (v9gSJ)
You have to kill Medicaid and Medicare. SS is a drop in the bucket compared to those. Two Dr visits and an emergency ambulance transfer to the ER in a week passes up a monthly SS check.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2016 07:13 AM (Qq3ZN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2016 07:15 AM (V/InG)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2016 07:18 AM (Qq3ZN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2016 07:21 AM (V/InG)
Posted by: Farmer at May 12, 2016 07:22 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2016 07:23 AM (Qq3ZN)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Wheres the gorebullwarmening? at May 12, 2016 07:23 AM (WVsWD)
As a presidential candidate, the amount of foreign cash the Clintons have amassed from the Persian Gulf states is "simply unprecedented," says national security analyst Patrick Poole.
"These regimes are buying access. You've got the Saudis. You've got the Kuwaitis, Oman, Qatar and the UAE. There are massive conflicts of interest. It's beyond comprehension," Poole told TheDCNF in an interview.
Overall, the Clinton Foundation has received upwards of $85 million in donations from five Persian Gulf states and their monarchs, according to the foundation's website.
Posted by: unlawful contributor at May 12, 2016 07:27 AM (e8kgV)
Unlike congress, I get no Obamacare supplements.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 07:27 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: unlawful contributor at May 12, 2016 07:27 AM (e8kgV)
To bad you can't see my "Not Shocked Face" thru the computer
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2016 07:28 AM (V/InG)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2016 07:23 AM (Qq3ZN)
Maybe we need a furry of activity. Release the Ewoks!
Posted by: RickZ at May 12, 2016 07:28 AM (0ZkAE)
In the sidebar there's a blurb about "cuck" as in cuckhold. It says it's a racist term.
Can someone explain how this old English term suddenly became something to do with race? I just don't see the connection.
Posted by: jwest at May 12, 2016 07:28 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 07:34 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: jwest at May 12, 2016 07:28 AM (Zs4uk)
Go to a search engine. Type in 'cuckold'. Hit search. Then click on videos. Sroll down through the videos. You'll get your answer.
Posted by: RickZ at May 12, 2016 07:34 AM (0ZkAE)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 12, 2016 07:35 AM (eHpnh)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 07:34 AM (vvmPQ)
Write a thank you note to Fredo and Pelosi
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2016 07:36 AM (V/InG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2016 07:37 AM (V/InG)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2016 07:39 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: pookysgirl at May 12, 2016 07:41 AM (EgeHs)
Posted by: RickZ at May 12, 2016 07:34 AM (0ZkAE)
As it should, the search engines returned the proper definitions - "husband of an unfaithful wife" - and other links to fetish sites and porn.
What is it you thought it would show?
Posted by: jwest at May 12, 2016 07:41 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: jwest at May 12, 2016 07:41 AM (Zs4uk)
The term has now be applied to a white husband and wife and a non white who does the wife.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Wheres the gorebullwarmening? at May 12, 2016 07:43 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2016 07:43 AM (ptqRm)
That's pretty much automatic. Dead people don't use much Medicare or Medicaid, and Obamacare helps break those.
The only real flaw is that so many of the targeted are also their voter base. Perhaps they figure to make it up in millenials.
Posted by: Epobirs at May 12, 2016 07:43 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 12, 2016 07:43 AM (ptqRm)
Don't call me Shirley!
Posted by: pookysgirl at May 12, 2016 07:44 AM (EgeHs)
http://cnnmon.ie/1OoKvbT
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 06:00 AM (vvmPQ)
Glad to see it. Macy's has been on the lefty bandwagon for a long time. Everyone that has been pushing the liberal agenda, I'm looking at you Target, needs to suffer.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2016 07:46 AM (45oDG)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Wheres the gorebullwarmening? at May 12, 2016 07:43 AM (WVsWD)
The term could be applied to the wife doing a space alien or a donkey.
Who came up with idea that this was racist?
Using this standard, there aren't many words that couldn't be twisted into something "racist".
Posted by: jwest at May 12, 2016 07:47 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: NCKate at May 12, 2016 07:47 AM (bi3cd)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 12, 2016 07:47 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Dr. Rumack at May 12, 2016 07:48 AM (JO9+V)
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Traditional campaign contributions are so yesterday. Total chump change. Today's "Foundation" contribution system is so much more effective. Nothing to see here, move along.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 12, 2016 07:48 AM (+FSld)
Illegals.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2016 07:49 AM (Qq3ZN)
Posted by: jwest at May 12, 2016 07:47 AM (Zs4uk)
Word up, homey!
Posted by: Mandingo at May 12, 2016 07:50 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: pookysgirl
I speak jive.
-Barbara Billingsly
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2016 07:51 AM (Qq3ZN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2016 07:37 AM (V/InG)
I can see Barry on board with that
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2016 07:52 AM (45oDG)
Up until 5 minutes ago, the term applied to any man with a cheating wife. If it now has a racial connotation, well, that's just a reflection of our present day pathology about race.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 12, 2016 07:56 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Not going to live like a refugee. at May 12, 2016 07:56 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: pookysgirl at May 12, 2016 07:57 AM (EgeHs)
Correction: May 10, 2016
Because of an editing error, an article on Monday about a theological battle being fought by Muslim imams and scholars in the West against the Islamic State misstated the Snapchat handle used by Suhaib Webb, one of the Muslim leaders speaking out. It is imamsuhaibwebb, not Pimpin4Paradise786.
Blaze.com:
http://tinyurl.com/ju38f3l
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 12, 2016 07:58 AM (eHpnh)
Don't know. Don't care.
Not my monkeys, not my circus.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2016 07:59 AM (Qq3ZN)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Not going to live like a refugee. at May 12, 2016 07:56 AM (WVsWD)
My prediction is that when the Euros are gone, the muzzies will suddenly - and quite "unexpectedly" -experience a severe drop in living standards. Nobody around to pay welfare bennies, to one thing. Paris will be no different that any other Islamic shithole.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 12, 2016 08:00 AM (P8951)
Often implies a black lover, and a husband submissive to his wife's desires.
This election cycle, certain types have been calling others 'race cucks,' implying that they're submissively letting minorities screw them over.
Posted by: Bruce's Penis at May 12, 2016 08:01 AM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: Mandingo at May 12, 2016 08:07 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 12, 2016 08:08 AM (SeD0w)
They're not really fleeing Syria et al. They're exporting Syria.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 12, 2016 08:10 AM (SeD0w)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 12, 2016 08:11 AM (SeD0w)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 12, 2016 08:12 AM (vvmPQ)
http://tinyurl.com/hyvvx9a
Goes to Buzzfeed (yeh I know) article about a broken door at a German University. It is the meta of meme use.
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at May 12, 2016 08:54 AM (dQJCS)
"and I hate the whole pseudo-faux silly idea of a "meme".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2016 10:15 PM (uyrlv) "
If something is pseudo-faux silly, isn't it just...silly?
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at the risk of repeating myself and being redundant....
Posted by: oddnot says ~sigh~ at May 12, 2016 12:29 PM (g1MTt)
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