BBC Runs Heartbreaking Story About Girl Who's Upset the Boys Wont't Date Her Because of Her Penis

Transgender girl says she is rejected by straight guys for 'having male parts'
18:58, 18 NOV 2015
BY DANNY WALKER

Transgender teens Claire, Devon, Arin and Katie have set out to expose the harsh reality of modern, teen relationships.
Appearing in a new BBC Three documentary, Young, Trans and Looking for Love, they let viewers see a glimpse of their lives as they struggle to find love.
The doc shows the moment Claire, from Virginia, meets a guy that she likes, only to be rejected by him as soon as he finds out she was born a boy.

BBCClaire has also begun making social media diaries of her transition, sharing her experiences with transgender teens across the world.
In the video above, Claire takes to the beach in a bikini for the first time - having avoided the moment (and a bikini) since she transitioned to female nearly a year ago.
With the help of her friends, she builds up courage to speak to boys, saying: "I'm excited as there are a lot of cute guys out there."
...
As the bikini-wearers find out the intentions of the boys, asking of they're "cute", the keen boys instantly reply with comments like "most definitely" and "gorgeous".
One boy even asks: "We should hook up sometimes."
Another says: "So I should put you in here [his phone] as 'beautiful'?"
BBCThe guys were initially attracted before finding out about Claire's life
The boys, who were originally attracted to Claire, did not call after finding out that she is trans.
"That's it, silence," says Claire. "Like nothing from them again."

Claire says that one he's had his surgery to amputate his penis, he just won't tell guys that he's biologically male. That won't cause any problems or anything.

Conservatives should make it their singular ambition to ask Hillary Clinton if she believes that boys have a moral obligation to date another boy who asserts that he is a girl.

Note the media never asks such questions -- the left's fringe is free to push as hard as they can into strange new realms of human configuration, but their politiicians are never asked about their positions on such things. Only Republicans are asked.

Democrats are only asked when the fringe position has attained majority support.

But that shouldn't stop anyone else from asking Mx. Clinton exactly how far we're supposed to take "if he says he's a girl, you must treat him like a girl" rule.

As far as actual homosexual sex? Are we just supposed to go to third base then pretend we've gotten headaches?

Posted by: Ace at 02:44 PM

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1
Transgender girl...

a.k.a. a boy

Posted by: Flock of Seagulls at May 11, 2016 02:46 PM (55x9i)

2 Huh, straight men and boys are pretty much only interested in their own dicks.

Posted by: huerfano at May 11, 2016 02:47 PM (NSb9d)

3 I'm doing a variant of "that's old!"

I saw this story popping up (no pun intended) again over the last few days in multiple places and is there any particular reason why?

I mean, it hasn't gotten any stupider than it was in November.

It hasn't gotten less stupid, of course, but still.

Posted by: alexthechick - Banderette at May 11, 2016 02:47 PM (mf5HN)

4 Never saw this coming

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 11, 2016 02:47 PM (6Ll1u)

5 Listen to their voices.

Those aren't girls.

Posted by: Jerry Potter at May 11, 2016 02:47 PM (3hIZX)

6 Huh, straight boys are pretty much only interested in their own dicks, and their own pleasure thereof. FIFY.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 11, 2016 02:48 PM (u82oZ)

7 Transgender girl says she is rejected by straight guys for 'having male parts'

That's called a "transvestite" and it's a guy.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2016 02:48 PM (uyrlv)

8 Didn't they get this in that tv show? Straight boys don't want to get trans boy/girls

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2016 02:48 PM (3wHFl)

9 Man, everybody's gay once in a while.

Posted by: Kirk Lazarus at May 11, 2016 02:48 PM (rznWS)

10 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: rickl at May 11, 2016 02:49 PM (zoehZ)

11
expose the harsh reality of modern, teen relationships.
----------------------------

Were ANY teen relationships ever anything but harsh? Isn't "teen" shorthand for mile-wide vulnerability, angst, self-consciousness, peer pressure, fear of rejection, merciless teasing, cruelty, etc?

Posted by: iforgot at May 11, 2016 02:49 PM (pC96u)

12 How do you know you don't like it if you haven't even tried it?

Posted by: Parental Logic at May 11, 2016 02:49 PM (rznWS)

13 Are we just supposed to go to third base then pretend we've gotten headaches?

They've already got one head up their butt.

Posted by: DaveA at May 11, 2016 02:49 PM (DL2i+)

14 ...yep, deal breaker.

Posted by: billygoat at May 11, 2016 02:49 PM (uCiYy)

15 Maybe they should try hitting on gay guys

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 11, 2016 02:49 PM (6Ll1u)

16 Yeah, the oppression is everywhere. What a bigoted culture, guys not liking other guys.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 11, 2016 02:50 PM (39g3+)

17 then lose the fucking penis. easy enough.

Posted by: nckate at May 11, 2016 02:50 PM (4bHkw)

18 Show us your dedication.

https://www.bing.com/images/search?
q=nut+cracker+toolFORM=HDRSC2

Posted by: DaveA at May 11, 2016 02:50 PM (DL2i+)

19
"That's it, silence," says Claire. "Like nothing from them again."

Get used to it, dude. Unless the boys who are into you are as you are -- a homosexual.

Posted by: Flock of Seagulls at May 11, 2016 02:50 PM (55x9i)

20 Fifth!

"when the fringe position has attained majority support."

Huh? Fringe positions have not generally "attained majority support". I know that's not the focus of your post, ace, but I've been seeing these references to "inevitable" this and "simply in the cards" that for years.

The "fringe positions" have been imposed - lawlessly - by lawless institutions that have forfeited their legitimate authority. They just have de facto authority. Cops and the IRS.

Bathroom/lockeroom gender anarchy. Marriage redefinition. On and on. And on. Judicial tyranny, not "culture war".

Probably an academic point.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 11, 2016 02:51 PM (QDnY+)

21 don't bring me down,

Bruce.

Posted by: x at May 11, 2016 02:51 PM (nFwvY)

22
A girl who has "male parts," a.k.a. a boy.

Posted by: Flock of Seagulls at May 11, 2016 02:51 PM (55x9i)

23 Annette and I couldn't make beach party movies today. Moon doggy would be Moondikey.

Posted by: Frankie Avalon at May 11, 2016 02:51 PM (0V37b)

24 Better question is how long til sjw mob crucifies the poor saps who got duped

Posted by: mst3k at May 11, 2016 02:51 PM (2MRi7)

25 Glad to see that we're dealing with the big issues of our time.

Entitlement crisis? Foreign entanglements? Fanatics threatening to overrun the middle east?

No, no no. We need to make sure that we spend enough time fretting over whether some trans teens will have a vibrant love life attempting to date straight boys.

Posted by: Revenant at May 11, 2016 02:51 PM (y64uP)

26 Maybe they should try hitting on gay guys

There's the dilemma...So they think they're
"girls" and they want to date "Guys" not Gays or something... I'm confused...

Posted by: donna at May 11, 2016 02:51 PM (O2RFr)

27 Don't hate me for my girlpenis.

Posted by: 'Clarissa' at May 11, 2016 02:51 PM (3hIZX)

28 That's a man, baby!

Posted by: Austin Powers seconds before ending up in the slammer for hate speech at May 11, 2016 02:51 PM (2WoCi)

29 It's sad. This person wanted to live life as xer self-identified sex, but that doesn't mean that everyone else has to embrace it.

Wonder if that occurred to xer, or if anyone along the journey to becoming a "girl" discussed this possibility?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2016 02:52 PM (NOIQH)

30 Yeah, like all straight guys wanna screw guys... these trannies are just like Progs.... at the prerational stage.

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2016 02:52 PM (sdxPm)

31 BREAKING: NOT ALL MEN ARE GAY
TRUMP: I ADORE WOMEN AND ONLY WOMEN
CLINTON: ALL MEN SHOULD BE GAY BECAUSE THEN THEY'D BE INTERESTED IN ME

Posted by: Flyguy at May 11, 2016 02:52 PM (3sOO0)

32 Mom...Dad...I met this really nice girl.

But her diick is bigger then mine.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2016 02:52 PM (ptqRm)

33 The problem is, that penis is really a vagina, you cisgendered, transphobic, homophobic, sexist, islamophobe that bullies women. Why do hate some much, Ace? If that is your real name, sounds like a patriarchal fake.

Posted by: longtimelurker at May 11, 2016 02:52 PM (HZ3YU)

34 Having the wrong body parts for your gender is hard.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 11, 2016 02:52 PM (QDnY+)

35 Well, obviously, the laws of nature discriminating against the transgendered MUST BE CHANGED! THEY MUST THEY MUST THEY MUST!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at May 11, 2016 02:53 PM (YFFpo)

36 Maybe they should try hitting on gay guys

They ARE gay guys.

Posted by: 'Clarissa' at May 11, 2016 02:53 PM (3hIZX)

37 What annoys me in these articles, no matter where you see them - PJ Media, etc - they always treat this person's mental illness as fact, and unironically.

Its one thing to say "his majesty" in a joking manner when talking about a crank who says he's the King of Spain, but calling some guy with long hair "she" because he says he's a girl... that's enabling their insanity. You're contributing to their self destructive lunacy.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 11, 2016 02:53 PM (39g3+)

38 These poor trannies can't find any straight boys to suck their dicks what a shame.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 11, 2016 02:53 PM (xuouz)

39 She got the part right where " she" is allowed to judge boys on their cuteness but they are not allowed to make any judgement whatever on "her" body.

Sounds like female thinking to me.

Posted by: Lily, formerly from HotAir at May 11, 2016 02:53 PM (g/uAO)

40 I'm not cruel I won't insist on

http://tinyurl.com/j43mpn3

Posted by: DaveA at May 11, 2016 02:53 PM (DL2i+)

41
then lose the fucking penis. easy enough.

He'd still be a male. And still have a penis, only it'd be surgically altered into a vaginal canal.

AND he'd still be a homosexual male, not a heterosexual girl.

Posted by: Flock of Seagulls at May 11, 2016 02:53 PM (55x9i)

42 then lose the fucking penis. easy enough.

Posted by: nckate at May 11, 2016 02:50 PM (4bHkw)

And then this thing might get a guy and only spring it on him much later that he's actually been dating a guy. After that ... all bets are off because that is about as low as one can go.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2016 02:54 PM (uyrlv)

43 I'm sure this would only be a problem in teen relationships. Adults would totes be okay with sucking a girls dick.

Posted by: Chupacabra at May 11, 2016 02:54 PM (CGjum)

44
She was cute except for her dick.

Posted by: Boys at the beach at May 11, 2016 02:54 PM (ODxAs)

45
It's okay, I guess, if the penis identifies as a vagina.

Posted by: Flock of Seagulls at May 11, 2016 02:55 PM (55x9i)

46 34 Having the wrong body parts for your gender is hard.

And having a hard body part for your gender is wrong. I guess. Or something.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 11, 2016 02:55 PM (HMt16)

47 Remember: the fate of the civilized world, in a death struggle against darkness and evil, once involved the BBC playing a critical role.

Yep, impossible to imagine now.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 11, 2016 02:55 PM (QDnY+)

48 Ugh. Damn. Enough. OK, back to the real world. Total change of subject. This is really directed to the 'ettes.

My wife would look wonderful - sexy, thrilling - if she let her hair go gray. Now I don't bug her about this at all. Except sometimes. No. Not really. So. Do I just have to let nature take its course and she'll do it when she's ready? Or is there something I can do to hurry the process along a bit?

Posted by: Skookumchuk at May 11, 2016 02:55 PM (/WPPJ)

49 Isn't the ultimate point of making a gender "identity" separate from your actual gender to nullify any meaning of it at all? If you "identify as a girl" doesn't it still beg the question, well then what is a girl? what are you identifying as? Oh it's someone without man parts...

Posted by: mst3k at May 11, 2016 02:55 PM (2MRi7)

50 has heshe tried tatting up with dicks?

Posted by: x at May 11, 2016 02:55 PM (nFwvY)

51 I'd say the Japanese are gonna make a killing on their sex androids, the way things are going.

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2016 02:55 PM (sdxPm)

52 @23: "Annette and I couldn't make beach party movies today. Moon doggy would be Moondikey."

Posted by: Frankie Avalon at May 11, 2016 02:51 PM (0V37b)
Well, that, and I'm dead, so I'd have trouble remembering my lines and doing the dance numbers.

Posted by: Annette Funicello at May 11, 2016 02:55 PM (rznWS)

53 Here's is the stark truth:

"Transgender" people are almost always completely delusional, and imagine that they "pass" as female.

But 99% of the time, they don't. They just look like ugly guys with five-o'clock shadows and blue eye-shadow and misshapen dresses.

So now they're upset that people don't pretend that the trannies actually look like women.

And here's an even starker truth:

Here is a more accurate definition of "transsexual":

A homosexual man who has a specific fetish for seducing heterosexual men, and so who attempt to dress as women to trick straight men into having sex with them.

Seriously, thats what it's all about. It's about gay men who are repulsed by other gay men and only want to have sex with straight men.

But straight men find them extremely repulsive.

So now let's have a pity party for these predatory lunatics.

Posted by: zombie at May 11, 2016 02:55 PM (jBuUi)

54 "She sounds hideous!"

"Well, she's a guy, so..."

Posted by: 'Claire" From State Farm at May 11, 2016 02:55 PM (DJyBi)

55 Bathroom/lockeroom gender anarchy. Marriage redefinition. On and on. And on. Judicial tyranny, not "culture war".

Probably an academic point.

Posted by: rhomboid

Sounds like the fringe position to me, bucko!

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter Thompson

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at May 11, 2016 02:56 PM (RFeQD)

56 2 Huh, straight men and boys are pretty much only interested in their own dicks.

Posted by: huerfano at May 11, 2016 02:47 PM (NSb9d)

Gay men, too.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 11, 2016 02:56 PM (BbOP8)

57 The guys can't help it - they're just born that way.
And by "that way," I mean heterosexual.

The LGBT activists have been saying that they're born that way, and I have no doubt that is the case for some. However, they need to understand that heterosexuals are born that way, too, and they are going to be attracted to who they are attracted to (see Emma Watson post) - you can't just expect people to change those kinds of physical responses because PC.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2016 02:56 PM (NOIQH)

58 Last year TLC channel had a show with a "Transgender" Boy/Girl. Parents encouraged this boy to be Female at an early age......Talked about His dating and it was a similar story of rejection once the Guy found out He wasn't a She....It's a sick World We live in...

Posted by: donna at May 11, 2016 02:56 PM (O2RFr)

59 The movie Crocodile Dundee will, no doubt, be banned in the near future.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2016 02:56 PM (uyrlv)

60 Suck just one cock and nobody will let you forget about it.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at May 11, 2016 02:57 PM (LA7Cm)

61 Was having a 'conversation' on twitter about how the whole gender fluidity is going to be the end of womens sports. If some dude who happens to feel pretty, oh so pretty, once in a while can make 7 figures beating chicks at golf playing 20 weeks a year but is not good enough to beat guys... Hello LPGA.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at May 11, 2016 02:57 PM (C2//T)

62 Pardon me "Claire" but when I try to stick my penis in your vagina your crank gets in the way....is there something I should know?

//Man who needs a roofie.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 11, 2016 02:57 PM (g8Hfr)

63 Who knew the hooking-up involved actual sex

Posted by: unlawful attorney at May 11, 2016 02:57 PM (e8kgV)

64 Zombie, they also want to have sex wit lesbians. See also: cotton ceiling.

Also, your photo essay of the trump protest was fabulous!

Posted by: lauren at May 11, 2016 02:57 PM (b9atC)

65 Just more time not being devoted to the economy, Ben Rhodes, our military, or corruption in government.

And more evidence that no, the media will NOT be able to resist talking about Donald Trump for the duration of the campaign. He's going to get another billion in free airtime, at minimum.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 11, 2016 02:57 PM (xuouz)

66 Um, straight guys don't want to go out with you because straight guys, by very definition, have no sexual interest in another guy's dick. This is not a difficult thing to understand.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 11, 2016 02:57 PM (0mRoj)

67 Can someone link me to zombie's site?

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 11, 2016 02:57 PM (xuouz)

68 You got to give this one to Obama. He didn't just talk the talk, he married the chick with a dick.

Posted by: zombie Joan Rivers at May 11, 2016 02:58 PM (R+30W)

69 Bossy, I wasn't saying these are *not* fringe positions, not at all.

I was just pointing out that most (all?) of them have not, in fact, become accepted or majority views. Not even close. They've simply been imposed on the country and culture, mostly by judicial tyranny.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 11, 2016 02:58 PM (QDnY+)

70 I find it funny as hell that these clowns imagine they live in a binary world, where all guys either (a) will date them or (b) are prejudiced against them, and yet believe that they don't live in a binary world where everyone is either (a) male or (b) female.

These fruitloops sincerely believe that they are creating a world in their own image, and don't realize that image is abnormal.

Posted by: Qoheleth at May 11, 2016 02:58 PM (iIzG7)

71 61 Posted by: AndrewsDad at May 11, 2016 02:57 PM (C2//T)

I helped cater an LPGA event...

"Claire" or "Jazz" may well have less testosterone than those "ladies"

Posted by: sven10077 at May 11, 2016 02:58 PM (g8Hfr)

72 @60: "Suck just one cock and nobody will let you forget about it."

I respectfully disagree.

Posted by: Tom Hardy at May 11, 2016 02:58 PM (rznWS)

73 I know a woman whose son has decided he's a woman. Grew hair out, makeup, takes hormones, moved to California to work in a vegan bakery, the whole thing. Well, not the whole thing. No surgery. Then meets a girl and . . . they actually think they're lesbians. They're not, sad to say (for them). They're just really, Really, REALLY f'd up.

Posted by: Biblio at May 11, 2016 02:58 PM (7o8VY)

74
Remember: the fate of the civilized world, in a death struggle against darkness and evil, once involved the BBC playing a critical role.

1944 : John has a long mustache.
2016 : Joan has a long penis.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 11, 2016 02:59 PM (k4M/B)

75 Boys like vaginas, which you lack because you're a dude, dude.

Posted by: Major Obvious who is one rank higher than Captain Obvious at May 11, 2016 02:59 PM (G5q+6)

76 exactly how far we're supposed to take "if he says he's a girl, you must treat him like a girl" rule.

So I only have to pay him 77 cents on the dollar?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 11, 2016 02:59 PM (ODxAs)

77 My penis is prehensile. Photos on my website.

Posted by: Emma Watson at May 11, 2016 02:59 PM (0V37b)

78 Men in general find their genitals of extreme interest, because.... wait for it.... we. are. wired. that. way. It's baked in the cake, it's evolutionary, and no amount of jawboning is gonna change it.

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2016 02:59 PM (sdxPm)

79 Having the wrong body parts for your gender is hard.

Posted by: rhomboid

On occasion, yes.

Posted by: Bob Dole at May 11, 2016 02:59 PM (aXKCe)

80 69 Posted by: rhomboid at May 11, 2016 02:58 PM (QDnY+)

It is because the GOP "no not an icky so-con" caucus demanded we abandon any normalcy for how many cycles?

Ah well, I'm certain Claire will defend us when the time comes.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 11, 2016 03:00 PM (g8Hfr)

81 "Um, straight guys don't want to go out with you because straight guys, by very definition, have no sexual interest in another guy's dick. This is not a difficult thing to understand."

The trannies say "no bigot! You aren't attracted to people's genitals, you're attracted to people!"

Which, as anyone who has ever watched porn can confirm, is bullshit.

Posted by: lauren at May 11, 2016 03:00 PM (b9atC)

82 Can someone link me to zombie's site?

The recent photostory was on PJM.

Posted by: 'Clarissa' at May 11, 2016 03:00 PM (3hIZX)

83 My wife would look wonderful - sexy, thrilling - if she let her hair go
gray. Now I don't bug her about this at all. Except sometimes. No. Not
really. So. Do I just have to let nature take its course and she'll do
it when she's ready? Or is there something I can do to hurry the
process along a bit?

Have kids. Her hair will go grey in no time flat.

That is what my mom tells me happened to her hair, anyway...

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 11, 2016 03:00 PM (bZ7mE)

84
But straight men find them extremely repulsive.

There's yet another disturbing side to all this trans madness -- the self-proclaimed "straight" men who couple with trannies.

These men say their totally not gay because the tranny they're with is totally a female.

The tranny is pretending he's a woman, and their gay boyfriend is pretending he's not a homosexual.

Madness.

Posted by: Flock of Seagulls at May 11, 2016 03:00 PM (55x9i)

85 Mom...Dad...I met this really nice girl.

But her diick is bigger then mine.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2016 02:52 PM (ptqRm)

Don't you just hate that when it happens?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 11, 2016 03:00 PM (JO9+V)

86
Are we just supposed to go to third base then pretend we've gotten headaches?

I'm just snorting over the thought of Morons actually getting to Third Base......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 11, 2016 03:00 PM (eDaPX)

87 He's out, no wait.. safe, safe at third, boy he really knows how to make things happen out there..

STOP RIGHT THERE!

Posted by: IP at May 11, 2016 03:01 PM (aQQbl)

88 If someone lies about their sex in order to trick you into having sex with them

Isn't that RAPE? Doesn't the lie undermine the consent

Posted by: ThunderB at May 11, 2016 03:01 PM (oExou)

89 Clinton and her team have made a point of not describing the FBI's work as an "investigation," but alternately as a "security review" or "security inquiry." They've also noted that the issue was referred to the FBI not as a criminal matter but as an intelligence breach.

However, in response to a question Wednesday, Comey said he wasn't familiar with the term "security inquiry" that Clinton and her aides have used. The FBI chief said he considers the work agents are doing to be an "investigation."

"It's in our name. I'm not familiar with the term 'security inquiry','" the director said.

However, he passed up the chance to repeat a reporter's characterization of it as a "criminal" probe.

Posted by: unlawful attorney at May 11, 2016 03:02 PM (e8kgV)

90 Consent by fraud

Posted by: ThunderB at May 11, 2016 03:02 PM (oExou)

91 The Kinks had this covered years ago. Lola...

Posted by: dfbaskwill at May 11, 2016 03:02 PM (zllbf)

92 BBCThe guys were initially attracted before finding out about Claire's life
The boys, who were originally attracted to Claire, did not call after finding out that she is trans.

"That's it, silence," says Claire. "Like nothing from them again."

That's because 99% of all young men aren't interested in having sex with other young men.

C'mon, this isn't rocket science.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 11, 2016 03:02 PM (BbOP8)

93 If someone lies about their sex in order to trick you into having sex with them
Isn't that RAPE? Doesn't the lie undermine the consent
Posted by: ThunderB at May 11, 2016 03:01 PM (oExou)

Stop using logic you'll kill the snowflakes! You'll melt them! Stop THINKING you monster!

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 11, 2016 03:02 PM (xuouz)

94 What WOULD be hilarious, of course, would be to see an across the board, full-on reductio ad absurdum/calling of bluffs on this idiotic "gender" nonsense.

Male inmates suing to be placed in women's prisons.

Male college athletes insisting on playing women's basketball, tennis, water polo, volleyball, etc.

Hundreds of thousands of high school boys insisting on showering with the girls.

Why isn't this happening? Wonder if parts of this fantasy might start to develop.

The country, and culture, are so ridiculous and degraded that they richly deserve it. Of course we have to take into account the low effective IQ of the populace and "elites" these days. Many would probably really not understand the logic of these moves. Justice Roberts would melt down, NPR listeners everywhere would be provoked to almost thinking.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 11, 2016 03:03 PM (QDnY+)

95 The Kinks had this covered years ago. Lola...
And Lou Reed... Walk on the wild side...

Posted by: donna at May 11, 2016 03:03 PM (O2RFr)

96 89 Clinton and her team have made a point of not describing the FBI's work as an "investigation," but alternately as a "security review" or "security inquiry." They've also noted that the issue was referred to the FBI not as a criminal matter but as an intelligence breach.

However, in response to a question Wednesday, Comey said he wasn't familiar with the term "security inquiry" that Clinton and her aides have used. The FBI chief said he considers the work agents are doing to be an "investigation."

"It's in our name. I'm not familiar with the term 'security inquiry','" the director said.

However, he passed up the chance to repeat a reporter's characterization of it as a "criminal" probe.

Posted by: unlawful attorney at May 11, 2016 03:02 PM (e8kgV)

++++

That's because it's an investigation of my innocence.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 11, 2016 03:03 PM (R+30W)

97 ***"expose the harsh reality of modern, teen relationships."***

Yeah, teen relationships in the past were such a breeze.

Going out on a limb, I'm pretty sure these dudes' adult relationships are gonna be pretty shitty too. Straight dudes don't want 'em and the number of gay dudes who do is a vanishingly small percentage of an already marginal number of the general population.

Their only hope is lesbians.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 11, 2016 03:03 PM (Wckf4)

98 Raise your hand if you have ever seen Thai Tranny hookers....in Thailand.

Some of them be smokin'.

But it really is just a dude chopped and swapped to look like a lady.

Oh, Ladies.....

Google LadyBoy.
Once.

But still......
There's the beef.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2016 03:03 PM (ptqRm)

99 Has anyone figured out the "couple" further down in the article, where two whack-a-doodles switched to the opposite gender (rather like two ships passing in the night, no?) and now date?

I need a program, or a crib sheet, or something. It's so confusing figuring out which one is which.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 11, 2016 03:04 PM (oKE6c)

100 88 Posted by: ThunderB at May 11, 2016 03:01 PM (oExou)

NOT if you are a penis bearer....

and yes under law if you obtain consent under false pretenses by a strict reading you are guilty of a sex crime.

http://tinyurl.com/juqet85

Article on Rape by False Pretense

Posted by: sven10077 at May 11, 2016 03:04 PM (g8Hfr)

101 "Rock Hudson was on his deathbed, going, "It was that last fucking dick... god DAMN it, why did I suck it, WHY DID I SUCK IT!?!? I was ahead of the game, Mister! Million of dicks, never had a problem before--dick, dick, dick, suck, suck, suck; dick, dick, dick, suck, suck, suck. Never had a problem--IT WAS THAT LAST GODDAMN DICK!!!"

- Sam Kinison

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 11, 2016 03:04 PM (HMt16)

102 Rhomboid, that's all already happened. In Canada their having to build a new prison for "highly violent" female offenders because a tranny keeps raping/assaulting the real women in prison.

Posted by: lauren at May 11, 2016 03:04 PM (b9atC)

103 Bruce Jenner was 6'2" and 200 lbs. Caitlyn Jenner is 6'2" and 200 lbs. No amount of glam photography will change the fact that were you to meet her in real life she'll always look less feminine that Brienne of Tarth.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 11, 2016 03:04 PM (r1fLd)

104 The Kinks had this covered years ago. Lola...

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lola

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 11, 2016 03:04 PM (39g3+)

105 Fascinating that this boy complains that he doesn't want to tell men that he's really a boy because "all respect just goes out the window." Um, what about respect for the other party, pal? It's not all about you. And honestly, I don't think you deserve respect for pretending to be something you aren't.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at May 11, 2016 03:04 PM (PFy0L)

106 I dated a girl from Thailand, caring loving... said a small penis wasn't a problem in a real caring relationship.
...
I still wish she didn't have one.

Posted by: gekkobear at May 11, 2016 03:04 PM (MYfJ6)

107 The Kinks had this covered years ago. Lola...
And Lou Reed... Walk on the wild side...
Posted by: donna at May 11, 2016 03:03 PM (O2RFr)

Listened to both songs, a lot.... but never bought the bullshit.

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2016 03:04 PM (sdxPm)

108 I forgot who asked it but it's a good question with regards to the unmaking of reality we are now living through.

Are anorexics fat?

Posted by: Kreplach at May 11, 2016 03:04 PM (KwtEE)

109 Sorry, I like normal girls. Ones who show their normalcy in all the correct biological ways. Call me old fashioned.

Posted by: normal person at May 11, 2016 03:05 PM (Queum)

110 "Their only hope is lesbians."

Who also very much don't want them, because lesbian.

Posted by: lauren at May 11, 2016 03:05 PM (b9atC)

111
Why isn't this happening? Wonder if parts of this fantasy might start to develop.

Law in Oregon now: have to allow boys to participate in girl's sports if they claim they believe they are girls.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 11, 2016 03:05 PM (39g3+)

112 So let me see if I follow how this works:

(1) Sexual orientation is immutable. If you're a heterosexual man, you're attracted to women. If you're a homosexual man, you're attracted to men.

(2)(a) "Man" and "woman" are terms of gender, not sex. Having a penis does not make you a man. Some men have vaginas.

(2)(b) How you appear externally has nothing to do with your gender. A woman can have a beard and look "masculine," and a man can have breasts, wear women's clothing and hairstyles, and look "feminine."

(3) What makes you a "man" or "woman" is entirely what you think you are in your head. If you identify as a man, you're a man, irrespective of how you appear or act, and regardless of the anatomical structures you have or your genetic composition.

Therefore...

"Homosexual" and "heterosexual" have no meaning. Say you show a homosexual man nude photographs of identical male twins. They look exactly the same. However, one of them identifies as a man, and the other identifies as a woman. If the one identifying as a man is REALLY a man, and the one identifying as a woman is REALLY a woman, irrespective of how they look, then our test homosexual can only be attracted to the one who identifies as a man.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 11, 2016 03:05 PM (26zxJ)

113 Let me be Claire- errr, I mean, let me be clear!

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 11, 2016 03:05 PM (F1ndw)

114 In the modern world, you either have to be knee-deep in the blood of unborn children or balls-deep in the fecal matter of other men or you just won't get any respect.

Posted by: CrustyB at May 11, 2016 03:06 PM (GvSpB)

115 Posted by: ThunderB at May 11, 2016 03:01 PM (oExou)
I would imagine an ass beating would commence once the boy found out she was a he.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2016 03:06 PM (egOGm)

116 How do you know you don't like it if you haven't even tried it?
Posted by: Parental Logic

So we DO get to jump off the bridge if everyone else is doing it?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2016 03:06 PM (Ak/GS)

117 SJWs are already insisting that it's transphobic/homophobic for a heterosexual man to decline dating a transexual person.

I'm sure they'll try to codify that at some point.

Posted by: Kensington at May 11, 2016 03:06 PM (7Kbxu)

118 @95: "The Kinks had this covered years ago. Lola...

And Lou Reed... Walk on the wild side..."

Pikers, both of them.

Posted by: Wayne/Jayne County at May 11, 2016 03:06 PM (rznWS)

119 109 Posted by: normal person at May 11, 2016 03:05 PM (Queum)

I am rather fond of the notion that my ejaculate has a chance to create life with my partner...

old fashioned I know.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 11, 2016 03:06 PM (g8Hfr)

120
Caitlyn Jenner is Bruce Jenner. They're not two different people with two different sexes.

Bruce Jenner is still the man he always was and always will be no matter what surgery he has or how he dresses.

Posted by: Flock of Seagulls at May 11, 2016 03:07 PM (55x9i)

121 108 I forgot who asked it but it's a good question with regards to the unmaking of reality we are now living through.

Are anorexics fat?
Posted by: Kreplach at May 11, 2016 03:04 PM (KwtEE)

2+2=5,comrade.

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2016 03:07 PM (sdxPm)

122 Hundreds of thousands of high school boys insisting on showering with the girls.

Why isn't this happening? Wonder if parts of this fantasy might start to develop.

Heh. A reverse, modern take on the Lysistrata. To stop the progress of the culture wars, the men weaponize the sexual consequences of the gender fluidity non-sense by treating it seriously and demanding access en masse.

Could even be funny. Not sure if it could get published though.

Posted by: Revenant at May 11, 2016 03:07 PM (y64uP)

123 "Oh, by the way, I have a dick.

"Whaaaattt?? Why didn't you say so?"

"I forgot."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 11, 2016 03:07 PM (oKE6c)

124 My favorite idea so far: men insisting - to the point of lawsuits - that they be allowed in women's shelters.

That is absolutely perfect.

How wondrous it would be to behold the tiny intellects of NPR listeners and 95% of the political class and compassion-fascist community trying to grapple with that one.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 11, 2016 03:07 PM (QDnY+)

125 Cue Blur song....

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 11, 2016 03:07 PM (IffJr)

126 Years ago on a sci-fi forum, there was a discussion about whether or not trans women should tell their partners that they were once men. The eventual conclusion was "yes", but only because of the risk of being killed if the partner found out later.

At no time did anyone suggest that perhaps the partner had a right to know the truth.

I always wonder how exactly these folks expect to hide their condition. Will they never discuss their childhood? Will their partner never meet any relatives, childhood friends, etc? Will you just lie and say, "Oh, I can't have children because XYZ"?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 11, 2016 03:07 PM (LUG6K)

127 I shall scroll back through the comments, but my first thought is "is this a hoax?"

In the beginning we see three "girls" go into the water. The girl on the far right in the black bikini bottom is a girl. Guys don't have asses shaped like that.

Our main dark haired girl has a deepish voice, but not much of an Adam's apple and doesn't seem to have guy hands or the other giveaways.

I think this might be social justice posturing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 11, 2016 03:07 PM (1xUj/)

128 Sad failed rapist is sad he can't rape

Posted by: ThunderB at May 11, 2016 03:07 PM (oExou)

129 It's not a penis, really. It's an exo-vagina.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 11, 2016 03:07 PM (JO9+V)

130 GIRLS WHO ARE BOYS
WHO LIKE BOYS TO BE GIRLS
WHO DO BOYS LIKE THEY'RE GIRLS
WHO DO GIRLS LIKE THEY'RE BOYS
ALWAYS SHOULD BE SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOVE

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 11, 2016 03:08 PM (IffJr)

131 I must say, I'm terribly glad we're having this important conversation that affects so many of our citizens. I mean, from the wealth of stories about trans people, they must be at least...10% of the population? Maybe even 15%?

Oh, they're under 1% you say? Psh, and next you'll tell me this country isn't 20% gay!

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at May 11, 2016 03:08 PM (kumBu)

132 Are anorexics fat?
Posted by: Kreplach at May 11, 2016 03:04 PM (KwtEE)

Wow check freaking mate.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 11, 2016 03:08 PM (xuouz)

133 117 SJWs are already insisting that it's transphobic/homophobic for a heterosexual man to decline dating a transexual person.

I'm sure they'll try to codify that at some point.
Posted by: Kensington at May 11, 2016 03:06 PM (7Kbxu)

Confession, I am homophobic-lite, I'm quasi- homophobic.

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2016 03:08 PM (sdxPm)

134 "Sam Kinison"

If he was brought back he'd be crucified.

Maybe the funniest guy alive in his prime.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 11, 2016 03:08 PM (r1fLd)

135 dated a girl from Thailand, caring loving... said a small penis wasn't a problem in a real caring relationship.
...
I still wish she didn't have one.

Aka, Hangover 2

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2016 03:09 PM (Ak/GS)

136 "favorite idea so far: men insisting - to the point of lawsuits - that they be allowed in women's shelters.
"
It's already happening. A transwoman incanada raped two women at two separate women's shelters.

Posted by: lauren at May 11, 2016 03:09 PM (b9atC)

137 Man, everybody's gay once in a while.
Posted by: Kirk Lazarus"

Never go full retard...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2016 03:09 PM (C9pBZ)

138 Maybe these trannies would do better in places where there is a shortage of real women.

Posted by: steevy at May 11, 2016 03:09 PM (B48dK)

139 88 If someone lies about their sex in order to trick you into having sex with them

Isn't that RAPE? Doesn't the lie undermine the consent
Posted by: ThunderB

Yep.

Most tranny-straight sex is rape. By the SJW's own definition.

But trannies get a big "Pass" because they're oppressed.

Almost all tranny-straight sex is the tranny pretending to be a female prostitute so he can give a blowjob to a stupid/drunk straight man. Most trannies would even do this for free, because they are sexually excited by giving a blow job to a straight man. But to give BJs for free would be suspicious, and mark them as predatory trannies, so they charge money as part of their act.

Most gay men don't go to all this deception and trouble, because they are fine with giving BJs to other gay men. But trannies specifically have a fetish that they only are attracted to straight men. That is the actual distinguishing characteristic of a transsexual. The "pretending to be a woman" is simply the performance they do to get what they want.

Posted by: zombie at May 11, 2016 03:09 PM (jBuUi)

140 I can't wait till next seasons CSI....

We found a skeleton

Is it male or female?

How the hell should I know, it can't talk!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2016 03:09 PM (ptqRm)

141 129 It's not a penis, really. It's an exo-vagina.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 11, 2016 03:07 PM (JO9+V)

++++

Heh. That's a keeper.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 11, 2016 03:10 PM (R+30W)

142 @114: "
In the modern world, you either have to be knee-deep in the blood of
unborn children or balls-deep in the fecal matter of other men or you
just won't get any respect"

Give it a few more years, then you'll have to be balls deep in the fecal matter of unborn children.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 11, 2016 03:10 PM (rznWS)

143 SJWs are already insisting that it's transphobic/homophobic for a heterosexual man to decline dating a transexual person.

I'm sure they'll try to codify that at some point.

This was predicted by social conservatives years ago, and we were sneered at by all "right-thinking" people.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 11, 2016 03:10 PM (LUG6K)

144 I'll show you mine and you show me yours

Posted by: kids say the darnedest rational things at May 11, 2016 03:10 PM (nFwvY)

145 129 It's not a penis, really. It's an exo-vagina.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 11, 2016 03:07 PM (JO9+V)

Not an innie, it's an outie?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 11, 2016 03:10 PM (oKE6c)

146 If a man tricks another man into sex by pretending to be a woman, and his victim finds out and beats said rapist, is it self defense?

Posted by: ThunderB at May 11, 2016 03:10 PM (oExou)

147 I guess they expect the boys to react like the guy from "Some Like it Hot"?

"Well, nobody's perfect."

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at May 11, 2016 03:10 PM (kumBu)

148
Have You Seen Jackie?

https://youtu.be/lisun0lCD8w

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 11, 2016 03:11 PM (k4M/B)

149 Some homos feel guilty about being homos. They think if they were really "meant" to be women, that would make their behavior ok, so they do stuff like this.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at May 11, 2016 03:11 PM (YINfZ)

150 How do you wear a bikini with a penis? I must be missing something.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 11, 2016 03:11 PM (Q8wsL)

151 lauren, and C. Taylor, thanks - good to hear.

Of course the impact I'm looking for would really only come from a comprehensive move, on high-profile things the cretinous country actually cares about.

Sports seems good.

And high school locker rooms. I think it's 50/50 whether, in the state it has reached, America would actually even object to the comically insane idea of putting high school boys in the girls' locker rooms.

But it would be worth the giggles to find out.

"It's dead, Jim".

Posted by: rhomboid at May 11, 2016 03:11 PM (QDnY+)

152 And if you can't be with the one you love, honey

Love the one you're with.

Love the one you're with.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 11, 2016 03:11 PM (JO9+V)

153 Wait, WHAT? You won't sleep with a girl just because she has a penis?! I'm pretty sure that's racist.

Posted by: Kevin at May 11, 2016 03:11 PM (/hISC)

154 2+2=5,comrade."

Haarumph.

I was told "No Math" here.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2016 03:12 PM (C9pBZ)

155 Heh. That's a keeper."

Already stole it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2016 03:12 PM (ptqRm)

156 I met and sat at a table for lunch with Bruce Jenner, Rafer Johnson and Pat O'Brian in 1994 or so. Some work related award function where they were speaking. Anyway, I thought even then, that Jenner was a bit too effeminate in his purple one piece jumpsuit.

Posted by: IP at May 11, 2016 03:12 PM (aQQbl)

157 Posted by: Flock of Seagulls at May 11, 2016 03:07 PM (55x9i)
He also has a woman's golf handicap. I predict he wins every tourney he enters. The women he beats like a drum will be pissed, but labeled haters if they protest.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2016 03:12 PM (egOGm)

158 139 Posted by: zombie at May 11, 2016 03:09 PM (jBuUi)

The article I linked upthread should hold interest for you Zombie as it is as structured only for protection of womyn, BUT in the comments section Fenynysts argue that a male making any false pretense at all rises to "rape."

"You tell me you're divorced and aren't...rape"

I fail to see how lying about your gender identity is not false pretense by femynysts own definition of "truth."

Of course that would be a logical world... and we are far from that.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 11, 2016 03:12 PM (g8Hfr)

159 There! Are! TWO! TESTICLES!

Posted by: Captain Picard at May 11, 2016 03:12 PM (7Kbxu)

160 I have an appendage. Not sure what it's for.

Posted by: Bernie 2016 at May 11, 2016 03:12 PM (0V37b)

161 I predict its going to be a really challenging time to be the owner of one of those Curves workout for women places.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at May 11, 2016 03:13 PM (C2//T)

162 I would imagine an ass beating would commence once the boy found out she was a he.

Posted by: CaliGirl

Hate Crime, right there

Posted by: Loretta's Lynch Mob at May 11, 2016 03:13 PM (aXKCe)

163 "And high school locker rooms. I think it's 50/50 whether, in the state it has reached, America would actually even object to the comically insane idea of putting high school boys in the girls' locker rooms.
"

DOJ threatened to withhold fed funds unless schools let boys in the girl's locker room. Really.

Posted by: lauren at May 11, 2016 03:13 PM (b9atC)

164 The boys, who were originally attracted to Claire, did not call after finding out that she is trans."

So there's hope for the future, then...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2016 03:13 PM (C9pBZ)

165 Sometimes when you pretend, you are going to be pretending... alone.

Something the libs just don't get.

Posted by: Dang at May 11, 2016 03:13 PM (/77HP)

166
Remember Sexy Pancake - taping your dick gives it dick cancer.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 11, 2016 03:13 PM (iQIUe)

167 Wait a minute, I'm sure that there are many gay boys who would absolutely *love* to bang one those "hotties". And since they keep telling us 10% of the population is gay, why are these bikini "babes" having trouble hooking up? Do gay boys not go to beaches? Or are they only interested in tricking straight boys into a hook up?

All these pertinent questions never seem to get asked.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 11, 2016 03:13 PM (BbOP8)

168 Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at May 11, 2016 03:11 PM (Q8wsL)
Tape?

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2016 03:13 PM (egOGm)

169 I am tempted to put a whiteboard sign outside my house saying, "Has the US reached peak crazy yet?"
but surely we haven't.

Ace, I think you should do a parody letter, of someone writing, "Why it's my right never to be hurt again about anything" and then have a little animated picture to go along with it of Hillary nodding earnestly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2016 03:13 PM (w4NZ8)

170 Its like they did Candid Camera but serious. Replaced with Folger's Crystals but for keeps and it was meth.

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at May 11, 2016 03:13 PM (pSC/P)

171 Anyway, I thought even then, that Jenner was a bit too effeminate in his purple one piece jumpsuit.
Posted by: IP

his decathlon shorts were fruity even by 1970's standards.

Posted by: x at May 11, 2016 03:14 PM (nFwvY)

172 I wacthed that Blur video on YouTube. Man 90s music was fun.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 11, 2016 03:14 PM (IffJr)

173 "How do you wear a bikini with a penis? I must be missing something."

Banana hammock.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 03:14 PM (LA7Cm)

174 143 Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 11, 2016 03:10 PM (LUG6K)

I hear that F-250 a rumbling...

DC way is grumbling....

normalcy went right the hell a-way....

//Ishamel Barrister and the OKC Hooch Band

Posted by: sven10077 at May 11, 2016 03:14 PM (g8Hfr)

175 And in Washington state it's now illegal to ask a tranny in the bathroom if he's a tranny.

Posted by: lauren at May 11, 2016 03:14 PM (b9atC)

176 >>I would imagine an ass beating would commence once the boy found out she was a he.

Yep, but the guy wold be branded transphobic and the lying transgender would be the victim.

I think being transgender means never *not* being the victim, even when you deceive a heterosexual person into having sex with you.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2016 03:15 PM (NOIQH)

177 I'm pretty sure that refusing to date them is already illegal in seven states.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 11, 2016 03:15 PM (Qvgg/)

178 Grifters have a very simple ruse used to seperate you from your money. It's called distraction. Look over here. While you're looking over there, I rob you blind over here.

That's all this is. Throw so much stupid shit at the american public that they are constantly deluged with fighting off cis-this, transgendered that, Bruce this, Kim that, so that while you are in a state of screaming "WTF is wrong with this country", they hope you won't notice they are stealing your retirement account, raising taxes, bailing out corporations, stealing from the government and bankrupting the country in rapid fashion.

Oh, look at that! She's not wearing any panties!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2016 03:15 PM (pUDQf)

179 " I am tempted to put a whiteboard sign outside my house saying, "Has the US reached peak crazy yet?"
but surely we haven't. "

Somebody would steal it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 03:15 PM (LA7Cm)

180 There was a teen in San Diego doing the whole tran thing except he wants to keep his penis and testicles. He had huge implants. But he looked like a guy with implants in a dress. His feet were gnormous, he had ugly legs, huge hands, a man's voice, and dressed like a slut. That will get attention but not bc men think you are sexy. I mean, not sexy like Ace sexy...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 11, 2016 03:15 PM (iQIUe)

181 Posted by: ThunderB at May 11, 2016 03:10 PM (oExou)
I say yes. Any normal man would beat some ass. As was commented above, hate crimes waiting to happen.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2016 03:16 PM (egOGm)

182 Was she a large girl? Roomy?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2016 03:16 PM (/tuJf)

183 lauren - so there we are.

In CA I sort of thought that similar stuff imposed by Sact'o would - finally - provoke some sort of reaction. Didn't follow it that closely, was aware of some local districts fighting over the subject.

But it appears our neighbors and "fellow citizens" (ha!) are just as lost and useless as their idiocy on every other topic makes them appear to be.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 11, 2016 03:16 PM (QDnY+)

184 92 C'mon, this isn't rocket science.

Well, it does help to know who has a rocket and who has a silo.

Posted by: Michael at May 11, 2016 03:16 PM (KClXw)

185 "Transgender teens Claire, Devon, Arin and Katie have set out to expose the harsh reality of modern, teen relationships."

Harsh reality of modern, teen relationships. As though somehow the reality of ancient teen relationships was more forgiving of boys trying to deceive other boys to have sex with them by dressing up like girls?

Posted by: Sambo at May 11, 2016 03:16 PM (CwNIZ)

186 164 The boys, who were originally attracted to Claire, did not call after finding out that she is trans."

So there's hope for the future, then...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2016 03:13 PM (C9pBZ)

For now. Later on, straight boys will be rounded up and forced to service boys wearing women's clothing who can't get dates.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 11, 2016 03:16 PM (BbOP8)

187 >>I wacthed that Blur video on YouTube. Man 90s music was fun.

Like getting a haircut by a jumbo jet, WOOHOO!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 11, 2016 03:16 PM (NOIQH)

188 The more I think about this the more I just gotta say... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Fuck you and your fucked up mental fucking illness.

Posted by: Dang at May 11, 2016 03:16 PM (/77HP)

189 Jimmy Connors never called back after our third date.

Posted by: Renee Richards at May 11, 2016 03:16 PM (0V37b)

190 DOJ threatened to withhold fed funds unless schools let boys in the girl's locker room"

*begins to regret growing up back in the Stone Age*

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2016 03:16 PM (C9pBZ)

191 My wife would look wonderful - sexy, thrilling - if she let her hair go gray. Now I don't bug her about this at all. Except sometimes. No. Not really. So. Do I just have to let nature take its course and she'll do it when she's ready? Or is there something I can do to hurry the process along a bit?
Posted by: Skookumchuk at May 11, 2016 02:55 PM (/WPPJ)
--------------------

Speaking as a woman who colors her hair, I think you'll have to let her make that decision when she's ready. Most of us color over our grey because we don't want to look old, even though we know we're not fooling anyone. But all of us know women who don't color their hair who have been asked (innocently) if they are their children's grandmother. Ouch.

What you can do to hurry it along - if she complains about how fast her roots show, or how much of a pain it is to get it colored/do it herself, etc. - just say "why don't you let it go grey - you'd look gorgeous with grey hair!" Eventually there will come a day when she will decide it's not worth it anymore, and if she knows she has your enthusiastic support, that day may come sooner rather than later. Don't nag, of course (we women hate it as much as you men do!) but be very honest and supportive. You sound like a nice husband and I'm sure your wife will appreciate your honesty.

Posted by: bluebell at May 11, 2016 03:16 PM (2WwbN)

192 Oh hey this is my day now

Looking for a woman what needs treatment. Requested a medical record.

I get back and the record says she was being tested because a child was positive. OK thanks that case goes to CPS.

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at May 11, 2016 03:17 PM (pSC/P)

193 Later on, straight boys will be rounded up and forced to service boys wearing women's clothing who can't get dates.

They'll die trying.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2016 03:17 PM (Ak/GS)

194 I'd like to see Rebubs start responding to these questions with something along the lines of "well, my position on this is pretty much aligned with Hillary's*"..."what. You don't know Hilary's position on this?" "No I'm not going to speak for her - you're the reporter - why don't you know this?- it's your job to find that out of you don't know." Etc.

* Hillarys position of course being "I don't expect to have to answer gotcha questions about this from the media. "

Posted by: (T)expat - Finally Back Stateside! at May 11, 2016 03:17 PM (XQPPu)

195 I love the picture of the dude wearing sunglasses. (the actual dude dude)

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2016 03:18 PM (mEZce)

196
Claire, the moment I met you, I swear
I felt as if something, somewhere
Had happened to me, which I couldn't see
And then, the moment I met you, again
I knew in my heart that we were friends
It had to be so, it couldn't be no

Posted by: Gilbert O'Sullivan at May 11, 2016 03:18 PM (k4M/B)

197 Later on, straight boys will be rounded up and forced to service boys wearing women's clothing who can't get dates."

Nah, that's just being paranoid. Just like when we were told that the whole cisheterohomogendered thingy would never have an impact on one's religion...

Wait, what?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2016 03:18 PM (C9pBZ)

198 179 " I am tempted to put a whiteboard sign outside my house saying, "Has the US reached peak crazy yet?"
but surely we haven't. "

Somebody would steal it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 03:15 PM (LA7Cm)

We will not have reached peak crazy until some preacher or minister eats a clay sandwich in the pulpit. This should be common knowledge.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 11, 2016 03:18 PM (BbOP8)

199 "Claire" should take a stroll through a muslim majority area.I bet the boys would be interested...

Posted by: steevy at May 11, 2016 03:18 PM (B48dK)

200 161 I predict its going to be a really challenging time to be the owner of one of those Curves workout for women places.
Posted by: AndrewsDad at May 11, 2016 03:13 PM (C2//T)

Some time ago I went into a gym for women, whereupon the employees completely lost their shit, and did everything but make a feminist sign of the Cross toward me as though I were a vampire.

"No men here! No men are allowed here!" they shrieked, retiring to their fainting couches.

I told them that I was there to buy a gift membership for my wife (at her request, I hasten to add), but now thought the better of it, put away my wallet, and left.

They went out of business shortly afterward.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 11, 2016 03:18 PM (oKE6c)

201 Conspiracy theory! Big plumbing is pushing all this because it will lead to all public restrooms being completely redone to be one-seater bathrooms with a sign on the door that simply says, "restroom."

Posted by: Dang at May 11, 2016 03:19 PM (/77HP)

202 >>That's because it's an investigation of my innocence.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton

I investigated your "innocence" once. Look where that got me.

Posted by: Webb Hubbell at May 11, 2016 03:20 PM (c7vUv)

203
I see porn in this guy's future:

http://goo.gl/Sg0TjC

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 11, 2016 03:20 PM (iQIUe)

204 I see where this is headed. Soon, the refusal to engage in homosexual acts will itself be considered a hate crime. Turning someone away because they are, in fact, according to SCIENCE!!, a member of the same sex will result in swift and extreme punishment by the SJWs.

Posted by: Laugh it up, Fuzzball! at May 11, 2016 03:20 PM (Es7YA)

205 "new human rights rule also bans certain kinds of speech. It is illegal to ask "unwelcome personal questions about an individual's sexual orientation, gender expression or gender identity, or transgender status." As it is in New York City, it is now illegal in Washington State to "misuse"someone's preferred gender pronoun. You can be sued if you call a "trans-woman"a "sir"or use the pronoun "him." This would put someone in a quandary since it is illegal to ask him about his gender preference."

Posted by: lauren at May 11, 2016 03:20 PM (b9atC)

206 197 Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2016 03:18 PM (C9pBZ)

"Don't I as a parent have a right to say no on my son's behalf?"

No your child belongs to the village.

//Grammy H

Posted by: sven10077 at May 11, 2016 03:20 PM (g8Hfr)

207 "Nah, that's just being paranoid. Just like when we were told that the whole cisheterohomogendered thingy would never have an impact on one's religion... "

Remember when homosexuals didn't want gay marriage, just a legal mechanism to be joined.

Yeah, good times.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 03:20 PM (LA7Cm)

208 DOJ threatened to withhold fed funds unless schools let boys in the girl's locker room. Really.
Posted by: lauren at May 11, 2016 03:13 PM (b9atC)

___

I wish a state would just say fine, withhold money. Then when schools close, let the DOJ explain that it's putting a million kids out of school, so that 10 trans people can use a bathroom. The DOJ would fold in a minute.

The right never knows how to play this game.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 11, 2016 03:20 PM (IffJr)

209 "All these pertinent questions never seem to get asked.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 11, 2016 03:13 PM (BbOP

"

Well, since gay boys would be attracted to other boys, I think the attempts to transition to 'female' would be a turn-off. South Park covered pretty much all of this a while back.

When you transition, you won't be attractive to homosexuals of the same sex anymore, and heterosexual people of the opposite sex won't want you when they find out you aren't really what you say you are. So it's a lose/lose. Hence the whole 'mental illness' thing. And yet as a society we're promoting this as a virtue.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at May 11, 2016 03:20 PM (kumBu)

210 ***""Their only hope is lesbians."

Who also very much don't want them, because lesbian.***

A larger proportional percentage of lesbians will get with a transwoman than gay men will. The problem for these dudes is that they don't want women, they want other dudes. And gay dudes want a trans woman even less than straight dudes.

Because these dudes go out of their way to appear as women, they won't even show up on the radar of gay men.

So these poor, deranged individuals are boned...so to speak.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 11, 2016 03:20 PM (Wckf4)

211 If anybody else is ready to stop talking about penises, this study by Newt Gingrich (wait, shit) is really interesting.

http://bit.ly/1TFuQWV

My favorite part: his use of the phrase "bureaucratic socialism" which is a GREAT way of referring to the US left.

Every public service would be the DMV under the left as it exists today.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 11, 2016 03:20 PM (xuouz)

212 I'm ready for my liposuction treatment!

Posted by: 82 lb annorexic 12 year old girl hero at May 11, 2016 03:22 PM (/77HP)

213 I wish a state would just say fine, withhold money. Then when schools close, let the DOJ explain that it's putting a million kids out of school, so that 10 trans people can use a bathroom. The DOJ would fold in a minute.

The right never knows how to play this game.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 11, 2016 03:20 PM (IffJr)

Except the media will always portray that the evil reich-wing h8rs are the reason why the school closed, not the DOJ.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 11, 2016 03:22 PM (KUaJL)

214 Well, most of the the people replying after the article seem none too impressed by this person's tale of woe. My favorite comments; "Is this an Onion article?" and "Straight men don't like to date men with penises. Shocker!"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2016 03:22 PM (w4NZ8)

215 Remember Planet Fitness tossing out the female member because she had the temerity to believe that the ladies locker room should be a penis free zone?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2016 03:22 PM (ptqRm)

216 61 I predict its going to be a really challenging time to be the owner of one of those Curves workout for women places.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at May 11, 2016 03:13 PM (C2//T)

That's called Planet Fitness

*they don't allow squat racks because they are too intimidating.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2016 03:22 PM (mEZce)

217 Only thing I know for certain anymore is that the devil is laughing his fucking ass off.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2016 03:22 PM (pUDQf)

218

The actual reality of the Democrats is so bizarre and weird, yet it's never really delved into.

But we sure as shit knew all about Jim Bakker.

Nothing about what Hillary does to get off...wouldn't that be a super interesting story?

Is Bill jetting off to islands with hundreds of sexual slaves where he treats them like your average Hollywood homo treats young "actors"?

But hey, racist.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz The Main Dude My Man Esq at May 11, 2016 03:22 PM (sItQg)

219 207 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 03:20 PM (LA7Cm)

"Thanks you're saying gay marriage is just like bestiality asshole"

//Ishmael Barrister and the OKC Hooch Band

Well "yeah in the slippery slope sense."

//Last Sane Man in the Room

Posted by: sven10077 at May 11, 2016 03:22 PM (g8Hfr)

220 Conspiracy theory! Big plumbing is pushing all this because it will lead to all public restrooms being completely redone to be one-seater bathrooms with a sign on the door that simply says, "restroom."

Posted by: Dang at May 11, 2016 03:19 PM (/77HP)

Worked in a university where the commissars came and measured the drinking fountains for ADA compliance. They were all 3" off. They were all required to be modified.
Happiest bunch of Union plumbers that I've ever seen. It took months, and months, and months....

Posted by: kraken at May 11, 2016 03:22 PM (sdxPm)

221 Allow me to advance an argument that, before the decade is out, will be published in the respectable, reasonable journals of the left - The Atlantic, TNR, The New Yorker - and which will because the default hold-this-position-or-you're-a-bigot view of all correct-thinking people:

"What you're attracted to physically isn't dependent on biological sex. You like the way a person looks, smells, sounds, feels, etc. A biological man can have all the "feminine" qualities that a man wants in a woman. It is therefore transphobic and therefore bigoted not to date a man who has the physical features you are attracted to just because he has XY chromosomes."

"Now you might object that you only want to date those people whom you are capable of having children with. But that's rarely an excuse. How much dating is done with procreation in mind? High school kids are not looking for people to have children with, and a vanishingly small number will ever have children with their high school sweetheart. If you are a man who had a vasectomy or who is otherwise infertile, the ability to have children is irrelevant. And often many men date just for fun or simply to get laid, not looking to have children. In all of these cases, there is no rational reason for a heterosexual man not to date someone who looks completely feminine but has XY chromosomes."

This argument is coming, and you will be considered a bigot if you disagree.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 11, 2016 03:23 PM (26zxJ)

222 "Grifters have a very simple ruse used to seperate you from your money. It's called distraction. Look over here. While you're looking over there, I rob you blind over here."

Spot on. Part of the Obamans modus operandi.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 11, 2016 03:23 PM (r1fLd)

223 BBC: The guys were initially attracted before finding out about Claire's life.
The boys, who were originally attracted to Claire, did not call after finding out that she is trans.

The Penis is a non-starter. But, in addition to that, who wants to date someone who is mentally ill?

Posted by: OrsonSnow at May 11, 2016 03:23 PM (MhoXV)

224 85 "Transgender teens Claire, Devon, Arin and Katie have set out to expose the harsh reality of modern, teen relationships."

It used to be that the "harsh reality of...teen relationships" was that you can take a girl out and might not get to second base. But now the "harsh reality" is the necessity of fending off mentally ill sex perverts. My, how times have changed.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 11, 2016 03:23 PM (BbOP8)

225 http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0837911/

This "pioneer" was never happy to begin with, more so after having it off and a gash carved in it's groin, lined with it's filleted pecker.

Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at May 11, 2016 03:23 PM (ucB75)

226 I walked in (luckily not on leg day) noticing the outline of dust on the floor where the squat rack once stood. I was heartbroken. Especially since I had just recently found a love for squatting (was always afraid due to my knee condition).

I of course had to ask an employee 'WTF?' He regretfully told me that a few days prior corporate came in and removed it because 'a customer complained that it was intimidating'

Nation of pussies

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2016 03:24 PM (mEZce)

227 All they need to do is find their opposite - former girls that think they're boys and haven't changed their parts yet. Then the parts will still fit together and everything.

Posted by: GregV61 at May 11, 2016 03:24 PM (H0lcY)

228 Claire is Finkel, Finkel is Claire

Posted by: The Gender Bender at May 11, 2016 03:24 PM (EIiez)

229 O.M.G.

We are really delving deep into the crazy today. Deep, deep, deep.

Posted by: MTF at May 11, 2016 03:24 PM (mUSYR)

230 "Young, Trans and Looking for Love.."

Cute that they call their Bravo reality shows "documentaries."

Posted by: CJ at May 11, 2016 03:24 PM (9KqcB)

231 Trannies can boink other trannies. Problem solved.

Posted by: lauren at May 11, 2016 03:24 PM (b9atC)

232 Here is a more accurate definition of "transsexual":

A homosexual man who has a specific fetish for seducing heterosexual men, and so who attempt to dress as women to trick straight men into having sex with them.

Seriously, thats what it's all about. It's about gay men who are repulsed by other gay men and only want to have sex with straight men.

But straight men find them extremely repulsive.

So now let's have a pity party for these predatory lunatics.
Posted by: zombie at May 11, 2016 02:55 PM (jBuUi)

Yeah, that seems to be a thing in teh ghey community.

Back in the Jurassic era when I was in my college writing classes-

almost every single story by almost every gay guy in the class-

was a Mary Sue story about how the protagonist would gain power over the straight jock or gorgeous guy down the street or best friend-

when the guy they desired would suddenly see the ghey guy for the beautiful beautiful butterfly he was and be so sexually drawn to him that they would beg yes, that's right - beg him to love them and have sex with him.

It was such a pattern and a cliche that it got to be funny.

Small sample size, of course, but there really seems to be something to the cliche of "a million bottoms looking for a top".

And as always,

YMMV.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2016 03:25 PM (0cMkb)

233 "Only thing I know for certain anymore is that the devil is laughing his fucking ass off.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2016 03:22 PM (pUDQf) "

Fuck that noise, man! I just want to plunge the world into a millennium of darkness. I have nothing to do with this bullshit.

Posted by: Satan at May 11, 2016 03:25 PM (kumBu)

234 Male inmates suing to be placed in women's prisons.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 11, 2016 03:03 PM (QDnY+)

The loathsome serial killer Richard Speck is a trannie. Kept dick, got boobs, made an enraging vid of himself in prison (with another inmate playing with Speck's boobs) claiming he was having the time of his life in jail and taunting Illinois taxpayers for being suckers.

Imagine Richard Speck in a women's prison.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 11, 2016 03:25 PM (u0lmX)

235 221 Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 11, 2016 03:23 PM (26zxJ)

Just bring it.

I'd lop little sven off first....

and you forgot "NRO" they'll demand ALL REAL Conservatives love penis...bet on it.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 11, 2016 03:25 PM (g8Hfr)

236 "What you're attracted to physically isn't dependent on biological sex. You like the way a person looks, smells, sounds, feels, etc. A biological man can have all the "feminine" qualities that a man wants in a woman.

When he has functioning ovaries, get back to me.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2016 03:26 PM (Ak/GS)

237 This argument is coming, and you will be considered a bigot if you disagree.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 11, 2016 03:23 PM (26zxJ)

And this is what I like about this blog. Common sense about sexual/cultural issues written by a guy who uses "Masturbatin' Pete" as his nic.

Good show.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 11, 2016 03:26 PM (BbOP8)

238
Georgie Porgie

Pudding and pie

Wanted to be a girl so he had to lie

When the boys came out to play

Georgie Porgie couldn't get a lay

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 11, 2016 03:26 PM (493sH)

239 "Trannies can boink other trannies. Problem solved."

Isn't that what Jenner's doing? I read a story a while back about how he'd met another TG and they were hitting it off.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 03:26 PM (LA7Cm)

240 Hey there's this too

On Kickstarter the Peachy Printer crew who promised to have their 100$ 3D printers out ASAP have...

...released a video where the founder took all the money and built a huge fan house in Canada. Suckers...

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at May 11, 2016 03:27 PM (pSC/P)

241 On the bright side of things, there's plenty of new dating prospects coming into the country from the middle east.

Posted by: Fritz at May 11, 2016 03:27 PM (UzPAd)

242 "...she transitioned to female nearly a year ago."

And that pesky Y chromosome?

Posted by: douger at May 11, 2016 03:27 PM (eM6QK)

243 O.M.G.

We are really delving deep into the crazy today. Deep, deep, deep.

Auger setting: 12

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2016 03:27 PM (Ak/GS)

244 242 Posted by: douger at May 11, 2016 03:27 PM (eM6QK)

I'm certain "Claire" can bear a child without medical aid now...

Posted by: sven10077 at May 11, 2016 03:28 PM (g8Hfr)

245 and you forgot "NRO" they'll demand ALL REAL Conservatives love penis...bet on it.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 11, 2016 03:25 PM (g8Hfr)

Before that, they tell us, like C W Cooke (and also Rubio) did after the Obergefell decision, it's the law of the land now, so stop fighting.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 11, 2016 03:28 PM (BbOP8)

246 "Small sample size, of course, but there really seems to be something to the cliche of "a million bottoms looking for a top".

And as always,

YMMV.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2016 03:25 PM (0cMkb) "

I definitely think there's a lot of truth to that. Many gays guys have a fantasy of 'turning' straight men. It's simple psychology, really - forbidden fruit is always so much sweeter.

Most gay men realize this is just a fantasy that is best left in wish fulfillment fantasies, daydreams, and maybe some alternative 'reality' porn. But a few of them got a genius idea - if I turn into a girl, I can actually get that gorgeous straight guy!

And then they realize that straight guys still aren't interested in girls who have dicks.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at May 11, 2016 03:29 PM (kumBu)

247 This argument is coming, and you will be considered a bigot if you disagree.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete

Life's a bitch. I've been called a bigot for many years now. No big deal.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2016 03:29 PM (Ak/GS)

248 I think we've answered the question of why young men are retreating to a world of video games:

As implausible as everything is in, say, Skyrim, it still makes a lot more sense than reality.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Let The Outrage Outlet Cater Your Graduate's Pity Party! at May 11, 2016 03:29 PM (hLRSq)

249 bluebell - yeah, I know. Someday.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at May 11, 2016 03:29 PM (/WPPJ)

250 Isn't that what Jenner's doing? I read a story a while back about how he'd met another TG and they were hitting it off.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 03:26 PM (LA7Cm)

Hitting what off?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 11, 2016 03:29 PM (493sH)

251 Skookumchuk: Like bluebell said, you'll have to let your wife make the decision on her own timeline.

Letting my own hair go gray was an act of resignation, mainly because coloring is such a hassle with long hair. Also because salon was $$$$$ and the store-bought boxed colors all turned a hideous (imo) dull, reddish after a week or two.

I have mostly silver, wavy hair down to my waistline, and love it. Don't care if it makes me look "old"-- my man says he loves it, too.

Posted by: JQ Flyover at May 11, 2016 03:30 PM (044Fx)

252 Yes, but do they have curves?
(snark from previous thread)

Posted by: Tilikum AKAW at May 11, 2016 03:30 PM (uhftQ)

253 I think the venn diagram of names from trannies and names from strippers would be nearly a perfect overlay

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 11, 2016 03:30 PM (39g3+)

254 Isn't that what Jenner's doing? I read a story a while back about how he'd met another TG and they were hitting it off.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 03:26 PM (LA7Cm)

Hitting what off?
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Balls off ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2016 03:30 PM (Ak/GS)

255 The trannies say "no bigot! You aren't attracted to people's genitals, you're attracted to people!"

They call this "demisexual". I've known a couple of people who were seduced by the notion because on its surface it sounds so logical and plausible, I mean, there's nothing wrong with gay people, right? And of course they are attracted to the person, not their genitals, how shallow do you think they are? Fortunately it usually goes away after being the goalie in a game or two of tonsil hockey or after a nice long pole ride when they realize "Uh, no, I don't really like that at all".

Posted by: Weirddave at May 11, 2016 03:30 PM (N8hFs)

256 251 Hmm,we might need pictures...

Posted by: steevy at May 11, 2016 03:30 PM (B48dK)

257 OT for bluebell: do not bother with avocado chocolate mousse. Just. Don't.

And I concur with your hair dying assessment. Let us ladies decide when we want to allow the gray to take over. That said, lots of praise when the gray is showing will make that decision easier!

Posted by: Moki at May 11, 2016 03:30 PM (ezHMO)

258 This time in history will be studied repeatedly for how a massive majority can be bullied into a small corner by a tiny minority. Without a single protest, the majority of this country allows this uber small minority to change even the reality of the world.

The sky is not blue. Should you disagree, I sue.

The elephant fears the mouse.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2016 03:31 PM (pUDQf)

259 *ahem*

Much as it goes against my nature to attention whore, I would like to reiterate my opinion that this is a hoax and direct your attention to #127.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 11, 2016 03:31 PM (1xUj/)

260 245 Posted by: OregonMuse at May 11, 2016 03:28 PM (BbOP

John Roberts says you have to felch mate...

//Charles CW CB A and W Cooke

Posted by: sven10077 at May 11, 2016 03:31 PM (g8Hfr)

261 Here's scary thought. Someone posted this after "The Onion-excuse me- "Mirror" article:

If it were up to me it would be illegal to discriminate like this. Nobody has the right to pry into someone's gender history, let alone reject them outright like that.

Hooray. let's have lawsuits because you felt rejected for any reason. :^(

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2016 03:31 PM (w4NZ8)

262 This site should stick to puppies.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 11, 2016 03:32 PM (iQIUe)

263 242 "...she transitioned to female nearly a year ago."

And that pesky Y chromosome?
Posted by: douger at May 11, 2016 03:27 PM (eM6QK)

Yeah, no.

As a woman born as a female, I transitioned about the time I was conceived.

Here's a hint. One does NOT transition. That's like saying my dog "transitioned" into being a rabbit. Didn't happen. And it won't.

So, who's mental illness must we coddle next? First it is the devil-worshipping Allah Snackbar types, and now it is men and boys who can't figure out why they have a penis. So, next do we have to worship folks who think they are Jesus Christ? Or is the homocidal maniacs we have to make allowance for?

Liberals confuse the hell out of me.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 11, 2016 03:32 PM (+YMhA)

264 Speaking of balls deep into the shit...
is this new Trump poll a thing?

http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=271001

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2016 03:32 PM (ptqRm)

265 I used to play a game where I'd question leftists into what they considered too far, what was crazy and unacceptable. Then, later, ask them about the thing they thought was too far when suddenly it wasn't just tolerable but mandatory to accept.

I stopped playing when they would just lie about what they used to say and believe, or mumble something about "growth" and "enlightnement." Or make up a Gephardt-quality story about a friend who was x perversion that was a good person and it changed their minds.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 11, 2016 03:32 PM (39g3+)

266 "Now you might object that you only want to date
those people whom you are capable of having children with. But that's
rarely an excuse. How much dating is done with procreation in mind? High
school kids are not looking for people to have children with, and a
vanishingly small number will ever have children with their high school
sweetheart. If you are a man who had a vasectomy or who is otherwise
infertile, the ability to have children is irrelevant. And often many
men date just for fun or simply to get laid, not looking to have
children. In all of these cases, there is no rational reason for a
heterosexual man not to date someone who looks completely feminine but
has XY chromosomes."

This argument is coming, and you will be considered a bigot if you disagree.

Exactly the arguments they made in favor of faux marriage.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 11, 2016 03:33 PM (oKE6c)

267 OT, but sure sounds like the West explosion was an act of terrorism.

Posted by: lauren at May 11, 2016 03:33 PM (b9atC)

268 Maybe I'll put that on a whiteboard sign

"When will we start having lawsuits because you feel rejected for any reason?"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2016 03:34 PM (w4NZ8)

269 263 Posted by: tcn in AK at May 11, 2016 03:32 PM (+YMhA)

The good news is I am less enraged at Jihadi Jim, the bad news is I am actively hating the people who are empowering this insanity here to the point I might cut the Beirut 1979 deal with Jihadi Jim to set society right.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 11, 2016 03:34 PM (g8Hfr)

270 So if somebody self identifies as a Christian, everyone is good with allowing them to follow their beliefs.

Right?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2016 03:34 PM (ptqRm)

271 I'm not really into any of this fag stuff.

Posted by: Soona at May 11, 2016 03:34 PM (Fmupd)

272 267 That was what I thought the moment it .I also remember the left being giddy about it.

Posted by: steevy at May 11, 2016 03:34 PM (B48dK)

273 251, JQ Flyover - her latest word is "someday."

Posted by: Skookumchuk at May 11, 2016 03:34 PM (/WPPJ)

274 How long until the left brings gay conversion therapy back but reversing the process?

Posted by: gwelf at May 11, 2016 03:35 PM (nyxv/)

275 Just a matter of time until homosexuality is legally mandated in the name of fairness.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 11, 2016 03:35 PM (tDaQM)

276 "OT, but sure sounds like the West explosion was an act of terrorism."

I saw that. I remember at the time I heard it mentioned several times that it was started by a rail car on the RR siding that ran through the yard.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 03:35 PM (LA7Cm)

277 almost every single story by almost every gay guy in the class-

was a Mary Sue story about how the protagonist would gain power over the straight jock or gorgeous guy down the street or best friend-

when the guy they desired would suddenly see the ghey guy for the beautiful beautiful butterfly he was and be so sexually drawn to him that they would beg yes, that's right - beg him to love them and have sex with him.

It was such a pattern and a cliche that it got to be funny.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 11, 2016 03:25 PM (0cMkb)

Something Camille Paglia said once has stayed with me. She said male homosexuality is ultimately tragic because gay men worship masculinity as glamorous perfection -but truly masculine men, by definition, reject gay men sexually. They want -and sometimes imitate (gay gym rats and leatherboys) what they can never truly be and they long for what they can never have - straight men.

Paglia said that can make for great unhappiness, but it can also spark creativity, and it's undeniable that gay men have contributed a great deal to culture and civilization. Ironically, as they become more and more PC they become less creative.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 11, 2016 03:36 PM (u0lmX)

278 264 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2016 03:32 PM (ptqRm)

Yes, Donkey pollsters are finding that Donk leaners find Trump loathsome...his policies less so.

Donk leaners say they know Trump will punish the wealthy....

I think Trump is gonna win.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 11, 2016 03:36 PM (g8Hfr)

279 Just checking in to the HQ today. I see the world is still going to hell in a handbasket.

So, if a boy/girl decides not to tell a boy she's actually a guy with his penis whacked off, what if the poor guy falls in love, wants to marry, and have a family?

I'm all kinds of angry and confused.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 11, 2016 03:36 PM (1ZOkK)

280 I suppose that's one upside of the Muslim invasion, right? They wouldn't put up with this shit. The inevitable war between all of the left's different pet victim groups is going to be outstanding. I just hope popcorn will still be legal.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at May 11, 2016 03:36 PM (kumBu)

281

If I understand it, if she stops taking hormone pills, she turns back into a he.

I understand there is some strangeness to sexuality, but this seems pretty obvious.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz The Main Dude My Man Esq at May 11, 2016 03:36 PM (sItQg)

282 They call this "demisexual". I've known a couple of people who were
seduced by the notion because on its surface it sounds so logical and
plausible,

In all of these cases, there is no rational reason

Sophistry, I believe it's called.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 11, 2016 03:36 PM (oKE6c)

283 "was what I thought the moment it .I also remember the left being giddy about it."

Yeah, sick bastards. They're officially claiming arson now, but haven't said the T word. But I will. You don't set fire to a fertilizer plant without expecting it to go boom. Duh.

Posted by: lauren at May 11, 2016 03:36 PM (b9atC)

284 I just had a minute of downtime to peruse the site after lunch. Now I just threw up in my mouth.

Perhaps someone can invent a quick chromosome test that people can give to a potential date? Or is that now an act of bigotry?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 11, 2016 03:36 PM (O0lVq)

285 " I'm not really into any of this fag stuff."

Not a fan myself.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 03:37 PM (LA7Cm)

286 "Not a fan myself."

I'm told that it's an acquired taste.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 11, 2016 03:37 PM (ptqRm)

287 Luckily for Claire, Devon, Arin and Katie, just because the normal guys won't touch them with a six-inch pole (so to speak), that doesn't mean that they'll never have a date.

There are still loads of demented freaks out there that would be totally turned on by finding a dick in those frilly panties.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 11, 2016 03:38 PM (8ZskC)

288 I see porn in this guy's future:

http://goo.gl/Sg0TjC

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 11, 2016 03:20 PM (iQIUe)

Kid's mom looks pretty hot. I'd hit her.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 11, 2016 03:38 PM (BbOP8)

289 280 Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at May 11, 2016 03:36 PM (kumBu)

That's "The Beirut Deal"....

Fundi Xians and Jihadis both looked at the Secular "Paris of the Middle East" shit going on and said "fuck this debauchery" and dislodged the assholes...

of course they also had a civil war we refused to aid the Xians in...

Posted by: sven10077 at May 11, 2016 03:38 PM (g8Hfr)

290 Paglia said that can make for great unhappiness, but it can also spark creativity, and it's undeniable that gay men have contributed a great deal to culture and civilization.

The spark of creativity is not far from the spark of insanity.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 11, 2016 03:38 PM (39g3+)

291 Posted by: Skookumchuk at May 11, 2016 03:34 PM

"Someday" =/= "never", so there's hope. Hang in there!

Oh, and if she experiments with colors, "Ice Blonde" is (was?) popular, lol.

Posted by: JQ Flyover at May 11, 2016 03:38 PM (044Fx)

292 I know all there is to know
About the cryin' game
I've had my share
Of the cryin' game

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at May 11, 2016 03:39 PM (PFy0L)

293 Ace, why would I need to fake a headache after getting to third base when I'd be vomiting for real?

Posted by: Rick at May 11, 2016 03:40 PM (7AOhy)

294 >>Something Camille Paglia said once has stayed with me. She said
male homosexuality is ultimately tragic because gay men worship
masculinity as glamorous perfection -but truly masculine men, by
definition, reject gay men sexually.

Something John Derbyshire said about the whole gay/lesbian thing has stayed with me. "I find gay sex mildly disgusting, lesbian sex mildly ludicrous."

Where's the political candidate who'd appeal to 100% of the electorate who are honest with themselves by saying "Sex is pretty private, and I find all this transgender cutting-off-of-parts stuff weird and off-putting, and I think we'd all much rather talk about more important, less bizarre, things."

Posted by: General Zod at May 11, 2016 03:40 PM (Bdeb0)

295 "So, if a boy/girl decides not to tell a boy she's actually a guy with his penis whacked off, what if the poor guy falls in love, wants to marry, and have a family?"

"She" is going to have a lot of headaches. Eventually he'll find out by accident, seek a divorce, and lose everything to the chick with a dick.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 11, 2016 03:40 PM (0mRoj)

296 Y'know, on a certain level, you do have to - kinda, sorta - wonder just what (if anything at all) li'l "Claire" tries to envision the sort of intimate "get-togethers" that "she" would be able to share with some "really cute guy" - I mean, on a clear-cut, open, all-cards-on-the-table kind of basis...

F'r'instance - what might they discuss of an "intimate" nature?

Comparative penis sizes?

The relative "functionality-levels" of testicles under varying circumstances?

Just who - and under what conditions (assuming that - y'know - they should decide to make their "couple-hood" status more-or-less permanent) - would be the one to "wear the pants in the family"?

So many questions - so little "life experience" to go on...

Trying to get some assistance from a third-party counselor of some sort on such "knotty issues" would be...interesting, as well...

Posted by: J.S.Bridges at May 11, 2016 03:40 PM (DsGWS)

297 48 Ugh. Damn. Enough. OK, back to the real world. Total change of subject. This is really directed to the 'ettes.

My wife would look wonderful - sexy, thrilling - if she let her hair go gray. Now I don't bug her about this at all. Except sometimes. No. Not really. So. Do I just have to let nature take its course and she'll do it when she's ready? Or is there something I can do to hurry the process along a bit?
Posted by: Skookumchuk at May 11, 2016 02:55 PM (/WPPJ)

One of the last things my 90 y.o. m-i-l said was that she was angry that she couldn't get her hair colored in the hospital and "they" were making her die looking like an old lady.

iow you may be waiting a looooong time for her to change her mind.

Posted by: random lurker at May 11, 2016 03:40 PM (+tRIN)

298 I remember reading a sci-fi book where people had been brainwashed in being gay to curb population growth.
The main character was straight and he was hated for being "queer".

Posted by: Tilikum AKAW at May 11, 2016 03:41 PM (+aCe4)

299 and they were hitting it off."

Is that what they're calling it these days? I can't keep up.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2016 03:41 PM (C9pBZ)

300 268 Maybe I'll put that on a whiteboard sign
"When will we start having lawsuits because you feel rejected for any reason?"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2016 03:34 PM (w4NZ

It's why it's important to be outrageous whenever possible, just to release the pawl and let the ratchet fly back, undoing the Left's hard work in tightening it around our throats.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 11, 2016 03:41 PM (oKE6c)

301 He'd still be a male. And still have a penis, only it'd be surgically altered into a vaginal canal.

A canal? You mean like, with gondolas?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016 Barking For Us at May 11, 2016 03:41 PM (8ZskC)

302 294 Posted by: General Zod at May 11, 2016 03:40 PM (Bdeb0)

I'd argue Duh Donald's approach may be the best we can get...

"fuck boy/girl who gives a shit I screw models.... let's talk about X"

//Duh Donald

Posted by: sven10077 at May 11, 2016 03:41 PM (g8Hfr)

303 what, none of you guys never played circle jerk?

I don't want to know, I'm asking for a friend.

come to think of it, I really don't want to know, even if every other guy was dressed up like Hillery.

Posted by: Satan of Teufelwurst Vt at May 11, 2016 03:42 PM (qSIlh)

304 Guys, there's a form on that article to submit 'inspiring stories of trans love' or some such blather. If we don't troll the hell out of that, we have failed as Morons.

I have an inspiring tale of deli love, about an egg salad sandwich that identifies as a lobster roll and its forbidden love with a pastrami on rye.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at May 11, 2016 03:42 PM (kumBu)

305 If the trans doesn't disclose this to the object of their desire, isn't there a case for fraud...oh wait, it's the other person's fault for not being submissively omnisexual. Got it.

/pushes button to nuke everything

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 11, 2016 03:42 PM (9krrF)

306 HIV-positive people can meet other HIV-positive people on specific websites, and that's a good thing for obvious reasons - they can be upfront about it. Why don't transgenders do the same thing? I don't understand why THEY don't understand the understandable reticence of the sexually unconfused.

And yes, dishonesty at the beginning of a relationship is really dooming it, whether you're hiding a disease or a penis.

Posted by: Miley's Tongue at May 11, 2016 03:42 PM (knRe2)

307 So will the guys in the women's restroom be the last straw and ignite the "Seat Splatter" revolution by women?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 11, 2016 03:42 PM (FtrY1)

308 My wife would look wonderful - sexy, thrilling - if she let her hair go
gray.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at May 11, 2016 02:55 PM (/WPPJ)

How timely. Mrs. Zod just very recently made this decision. She's coming to like the new look; happy wife, happy life.

Posted by: General Zod at May 11, 2016 03:42 PM (Bdeb0)

309
THEY DON'T HAVE THEIR PENISES CUT OFF.

Posted by: Flock of Seagulls at May 11, 2016 03:42 PM (55x9i)

310 305 Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 11, 2016 03:42 PM (9krrF)

We are about to enter an era where LEGALLY a "male" will be impregnated by a "female".....

if words have no meaning neither can any law.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 11, 2016 03:43 PM (g8Hfr)

311 The 3 women in the video sound like men. Who are they fooling?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 11, 2016 03:43 PM (iQIUe)

312 I ran so far awaaaaay

Posted by: dantesed at May 11, 2016 03:43 PM (88xKn)

313 I remember reading a sci-fi book where people had been brainwashed in being gay to curb population growth.
The main character was straight and he was hated for being "queer".

Wasn't that something in The Forever War? Where eventually the last straights were sent to an isolated colony world away from everyone else?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 11, 2016 03:43 PM (9krrF)

314 They want -and sometimes imitate (gay gym rats and leatherboys) what they can never truly be and they long for what they can never have - straight men.
----------

Pretty much the universal gay fantasy is sex with a straight man. It's the gay equivalent of a straight man's desire to have sex with the Catholic schoolgirl and her cheerleader sister. In uniform.

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 11, 2016 03:44 PM (26zxJ)

315
The penis is splayed open and made into an "innie."

They don't have vaginas. No surgeon in the world can create a vagina. They use the penis to make a canal for penetration.

Posted by: Flock of Seagulls at May 11, 2016 03:44 PM (55x9i)

316 308 - "How timely. Mrs. Zod just very recently made this decision. She's coming to like the new look; happy wife, happy life."

Well, that's what I'm hoping for, though the pace is glacial...

Posted by: Skookumchuk at May 11, 2016 03:44 PM (/WPPJ)

317 I'll be in my bunk.

Pete discovers his fantasy partners are tranny twins in three...two...one...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 11, 2016 03:45 PM (9krrF)

318 but Lord help the college boy who doesn't tell every college girl he flirts with that he was once accused of sexual harassment.

by the by, any inspiring stories about guys who get turned down by women when the women find out that the guy is really a girl who really knows she's a guy in a girl's body?

Posted by: Satan of Teufelwurst Vt at May 11, 2016 03:45 PM (qSIlh)

319 315

The penis is splayed open and made into an "innie."

Being an actual woman and not having a penis...hell that made ME hurt. Yikes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 11, 2016 03:45 PM (1ZOkK)

320 315 Posted by: Flock of Seagulls at May 11, 2016 03:44 PM (55x9i)

Quite and that prosthetic will never be a fully functional amigo in the "Male" surgery case...

little sven throws up something that a gal can't produce.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 11, 2016 03:46 PM (g8Hfr)

321 When you're cockblocking yourself, you might want to rethink your strategy for love.

Posted by: Fritz at May 11, 2016 03:46 PM (UzPAd)

322 This whole thread is giving me a migraine. So, let me comment about the lovely gentleman who wants his wife to let her hair go grey; it is wonderful that you think she is totally sexy and alluring all grey but speaking as a woman who gets her roots touched up every five weeks, come hell or high water, I think you might be waiting for quite a long time.

Posted by: IC at May 11, 2016 03:46 PM (a0IVu)

323 Being an actual woman and not having a penis...hell that made ME hurt. Yikes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

---------

I'd be happy to provide you with one.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 11, 2016 03:46 PM (26zxJ)

324 A canal? You mean like, with gondolas? "

*insert man/boat jokes here*

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2016 03:46 PM (C9pBZ)

325 306 "Why don't transgenders do the same thing? I don't understand why THEY don't understand the understandable reticence of the sexually unconfused."

Wait, so if a trans "guy" hooks up with a trans "girl" doesn't that make them both straight in a bizarro world kind of way?
All this gender confusion b.s. makes my head hurt.

Posted by: random lurker at May 11, 2016 03:46 PM (+tRIN)

326 317 Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 11, 2016 03:45 PM (9krrF)

Hush Cavil let Pete live....

That's why whiskey was made.... "memories"

Posted by: sven10077 at May 11, 2016 03:47 PM (g8Hfr)

327
No more talk of spatchcocked cocks, please!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 11, 2016 03:47 PM (iQIUe)

328 315
The penis is splayed open and made into an "innie."

Posted by: Flock of Seagulls at May 11, 2016 03:44 PM (55x9i)

I flinched and crossed my legs when I read that, and I don't have a penis.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 11, 2016 03:47 PM (u0lmX)

329 The penis is splayed open and made into an "innie."

Who the hell thinks up stuff like that? Josef Mengele?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 11, 2016 03:47 PM (oKE6c)

330 Anyone hear that galloping sound? I see four horsemen approaching...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 11, 2016 03:47 PM (1ZOkK)

331 A canal? You mean like, with gondolas? "

*insert man/boat jokes here*

Never to be found.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2016 03:47 PM (Ak/GS)

332 162 I would imagine an ass beating would commence once the boy found out she was a he.

---

But it'd be thrilled with an ass pounding...

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at May 11, 2016 03:47 PM (R8ea6)

333 48 "Ugh. Damn. Enough. OK, back to the real world. Total change of subject. This is really directed to the 'ettes.
My wife would look wonderful - sexy, thrilling - if she let her hair go gray. Now I don't bug her about this at all. Except sometimes. No. Not really. So. Do I just have to let nature take its course and she'll do it when she's ready? Or is there something I can do to hurry the process along a bit?
Posted by: Skookumchuk at May 11, 2016 02:55 PM (/WPPJ)"

My hair starting turning gray when I was in my late 20's; I colored it until my early 30's. Nothing but compliments since it went almost all silver

Posted by: the Butcher at May 11, 2016 03:47 PM (AGJqR)

334 Some day...a real rain will come.

Posted by: Travis Bickle at May 11, 2016 03:48 PM (YFFpo)

335 327
No more talk of spatchcocked cocks, please!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 11, 2016 03:47 PM (iQIUe)

How many cocks could a spatchcock spatch if a spatchcock could spatch cocks?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 11, 2016 03:48 PM (0mRoj)

336 330 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 11, 2016 03:47 PM (1ZOkK)

Just don't look back...we'll be turned to salt.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 11, 2016 03:48 PM (g8Hfr)

337 The penis is splayed open and made into an "innie."

Ah, the legendary Viking "Blood Eagle"...

or "blood egret"

Either way, NOOOOOO!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2016 03:48 PM (C9pBZ)

338 If my aunt had a dick she'd be my uncle.

Posted by: ajmojo at May 11, 2016 03:48 PM (1H9ox)

339 Didn't Eddie Murphy have a thing for trannies? Or am I confusing him with some other weird Hollywood nut?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 11, 2016 03:48 PM (1ZOkK)

340 322 - "I think you might be waiting for quite a long time." Yeah, there's that too. Still, a man needs a little hope now and then... and she does say "someday."

Posted by: Skookumchuk at May 11, 2016 03:48 PM (/WPPJ)

341 The "fringe positions" have been imposed - lawlessly - by lawless institutions that have forfeited their legitimate authority. They just have de facto authority. Cops and the IRS.
Bathroom/lockeroom gender anarchy. Marriage redefinition. On and on. And on. Judicial tyranny, not "culture war".
Probably an academic point.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 11, 2016 02:51 PM (QDnY+)

Gotta disagree here. This is the outcome of the Gramscian march through the institutions.

These crazy progressives have been infesting every social institution for decades. It started with the universities. The teachers ended up in the schools to pass on the progressive wisdom to the children. Others ended up in HR departments, or in government.

Hollywood bears as much blame, or even more. I've heard lots of speculation that the cultural turning point for mainstreaming homosexuality was "Will and Grace." It made the issue much more about sentimentality than actual principle.

Yeah, there's a degree of blame to be put on the politicians pushing it through faster than much of the public would prefer, but they wouldn't do it if there wasn't a measure of support behind it. CNN had a poll out indicating that 57% of the public opposes bathroom bills like North Carolina's. If that number is indicative of the reality, it means it won't really require "imposition" from on high; people will welcome it.

Posted by: Hal at May 11, 2016 03:48 PM (O7cgj)

342 330 Anyone hear that galloping sound? I see four horsemen approaching...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 11, 2016 03:47 PM (1ZOkK)

I think they overshot, rode past us, and need to turn around and come back.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 11, 2016 03:49 PM (oKE6c)

343 I hate to be the person bringing this up, but are these dudes pretending to be chicks only ever going to date virgins? Because they can cut a hole, but honestly they can't actually make a vagina.

Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at May 11, 2016 03:49 PM (tM4uk)

344
There is very little difference, fundamentally, to what Dr Frankenstein did and what today's sex organ surgeons except sex organ surgeons (butchers) don't use other people's body parts.

The end result is the same though. Freaks.

Posted by: Flock of Seagulls at May 11, 2016 03:49 PM (55x9i)

345 This is absolutely insane, but I have to bring it up, if no one else has-- have not read the whole thread.

If you go online, you'll find plenty of videos that claim to show evidence that the first lady is not female.

Add to that the fact that Barry seems like he was once in a relationship with a man....

and it explains why this administration is OBSESSED with re-defining gender and the LGBTQxyz agenda.

/just a thought.

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at May 11, 2016 03:49 PM (AHDxb)

346 333 Posted by: the Butcher at May 11, 2016 03:47 PM (AGJqR)

The prettiest woman in Vernon Parish Louisiana(other than wife) was grey haired...

wife was fretting going gray recently...

"you've earned every strand and are as beautiful as when you were in high school"

Age with grace....

Posted by: sven10077 at May 11, 2016 03:49 PM (g8Hfr)

347 If my aunt had a dick she'd be my uncle.

Posted by: ajmojo at May 11, 2016 03:48 PM (1H9ox)

Xhe might be your uncle anyway, h8er

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 11, 2016 03:49 PM (8ZskC)

348 *insert man/boat jokes here*

Ain't no tuna in that boat. That's sausage gravy...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 11, 2016 03:49 PM (9krrF)

349 342 330 Anyone hear that galloping sound? I see four horsemen approaching...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 11, 2016 03:47 PM (1ZOkK)

I think they overshot, rode past us, and need to turn around and come back.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 11, 2016 03:49 PM (oKE6c)

I hope so. I'm voting for them in the upcoming election.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 11, 2016 03:49 PM (0mRoj)

350 Who the hell thinks up stuff like that? Josef Mengele?"

It's a modest size lampshade...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2016 03:50 PM (C9pBZ)

351 "The penis is splayed open and made into an "innie."

Heard of this. It's not going to fool anybody but makes them feel like they have a vajayjay.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 11, 2016 03:50 PM (LA7Cm)

352
They don't have vaginas. No surgeon in the world can create a vagina.
....
Says you.

Posted by: Dr. Feelgood at May 11, 2016 03:50 PM (1H9ox)

353
Frankenstein. Mengele. And today's sex organ surgeons.

Posted by: Flock of Seagulls at May 11, 2016 03:50 PM (55x9i)

354 Chix With Dix Nix Hicks With Trix

Posted by: Variety! at May 11, 2016 03:50 PM (aXKCe)

355
Conservatives should make it their singular ambition to ask Hillary
Clinton if she believes that boys have a moral obligation to date
another boy who asserts that he is a girl.

Note the media never asks such questions --

You know there is only one person that would do that, and that's Trump. He would go there, and that's one reason why so many support him.

Posted by: DFCtomm at May 11, 2016 03:50 PM (fYd6z)

356 351 "The penis is splayed open and made into an "innie."

Like splitting a hot dog down the middle so it lays flat on the bread when you've run out of hot dog buns.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 11, 2016 03:51 PM (0mRoj)

357 I think they overshot"

They went plaid?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2016 03:51 PM (C9pBZ)

358 "The penis is splayed open and made into an "innie."
...
So unless the owner of the splayed penis innie canal had a penis larger than mine, I will be bottoming out in his/her vagina/canal?

Posted by: ajmojo at May 11, 2016 03:51 PM (1H9ox)

359
Don't these trannies realize Life Is Short?

Life is too short for this extreme bizarre behavior.

Posted by: Flock of Seagulls at May 11, 2016 03:52 PM (55x9i)

360 The penis is splayed open and made into an "innie."

----

It changed my life

Posted by: Theon Greyjoy at May 11, 2016 03:52 PM (R8ea6)

361
These crazy progressives have been infesting every social
institution for decades. It started with the universities. The teachers
ended up in the schools to pass on the progressive wisdom to the
children. Others ended up in HR departments, or in government.

Hollywood bears as much blame, or even more. I've heard lots of
speculation that the cultural turning point for mainstreaming
homosexuality was "Will and Grace." It made the issue much more about
sentimentality than actual principle.

Yeah, there's a degree of blame to be put on the politicians pushing
it through faster than much of the public would prefer, but they
wouldn't do it if there wasn't a measure of support behind it. CNN had a
poll out indicating that 57% of the public opposes bathroom bills like
North Carolina's. If that number is indicative of the reality, it means
it won't really require "imposition" from on high; people will welcome
it.

Corporations have a lot of blame, too. They cave instantly at the first whiff of controversy, which encourages the Reds, the Muslims, and assorted lunatics and perverts to kick up a fuss, and thereby to get their way.

We need to mainstream phrases such as "mentally ill," "perversion," "Communist," "terrorist," and on the good side "normal," "healthy," "patriotic," and, of course, "American."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 11, 2016 03:52 PM (oKE6c)

362 The spark of creativity is not far from the spark of insanity.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 11, 2016 03:38 PM (39g3+)

It's a fine line between clever and stupid.

Posted by: David St. Hubbins at May 11, 2016 03:53 PM (JO9+V)

363
Like splitting a hot dog down the middle so it lays flat on the bread when you've run out of hot dog buns.

Pretty much just like that. Sort of.

Oh, and the removal of the ballbag.

Posted by: Flock of Seagulls at May 11, 2016 03:53 PM (55x9i)

364 Chix With Dix Nix Hicks With Trix"

The Dixie Chicks?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2016 03:53 PM (C9pBZ)

365 Botched that. should have read:

Hicks Nix Chix With Dix Trix

Posted by: Variety! at May 11, 2016 03:53 PM (aXKCe)

366 We need to mainstream phrases such as "mentally ill," "perversion," "Communist," "terrorist," and on the good side "normal," "healthy," "patriotic," and, of course, "American."

'murica!

*grabs crotch*

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2016 03:53 PM (Ak/GS)

367 I think they overshot, rode past us, and need to turn around and come back.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 11, 2016 03:49 PM (oKE6c)

I hope so. I'm voting for them in the upcoming election.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 11, 2016 03:49 PM (0mRoj)
Me too. /impatiently checking watch

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 11, 2016 03:53 PM (oKE6c)

368 Add to that the fact that Barry seems like he was once in a relationship with a man....

and it explains why this administration is OBSESSED with re-defining gender and the LGBTQxyz agenda.

/just a thought.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD
---------------

One of my favorite hobbies is acting like everyone just *knows* - takes it as a given - that Obama is gay. It's my favorite form of trolling the left.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 11, 2016 03:53 PM (26zxJ)

369 Oh, and the removal of the ballbag.

You gonna eat that ballbag?

Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Dahmer at May 11, 2016 03:53 PM (8ZskC)

370 What's a day without a discussion of bifurcated penii

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 11, 2016 03:54 PM (mEZce)

371 Posted by: zombie at May 11, 2016 03:09 PM (jBuUi)

Zombie, I could probably discuss for longer than should be allowed, but you really shouldn't downplay the autogynophilia part either. (The men get turned on by the thought of themselves as a woman, regardless of seducing other men.

Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at May 11, 2016 03:54 PM (tM4uk)

372 OT for bluebell: do not bother with avocado chocolate mousse. Just. Don't.
----------------

Oh Moki

. I was afraid of that. I was thinking about it this past weekend when my lactose-intolerant daughter was making yet the umpteenth batch of guacamole. Luckily I didn't mention it to her or I would have felt obligated to try it.

It's like when my son went paleo for about a year to get rid of his acne (it worked) - and I mean full-on paleo. We learned, after many utter failures, that no matter what you do to baked goods to paleoize them, it ain't gonna work. The money I spent on almond flour, coconut flour, etc. etc. just to get leaden bricks.

Posted by: bluebell at May 11, 2016 03:54 PM (2WwbN)

373 So unless the owner of the splayed penis innie canal had a penis larger than mine, I will be bottoming out in his/her vagina/canal?"

Ok, that's just wrong.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2016 03:54 PM (C9pBZ)

374 322 This whole thread is giving me a migraine. So, let me comment about the lovely gentleman who wants his wife to let her hair go grey; it is wonderful that you think she is totally sexy and alluring all grey but speaking as a woman who gets her roots touched up every five weeks, come hell or high water, I think you might be waiting for quite a long time.

Posted by: IC at May 11, 2016 03:46 PM (a0IVu)

Yep. It would be different if I had pretty, snowy white hair like a friend of mine, but the roots are brillo pad gray, so to hell with the natural look. I'm just refusing to part with the hair color I've had since I was 11 or so...I I was very blonde as a child and then my hair became light brown with blonde streaks in the summer.

The annoying thing is that people used to assume I was coloring it when I wasn't, because my eyebrows are darker than the hair on my head. You know what, sometimes the curtains don't match the carpet and that's entirely natural.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 11, 2016 03:55 PM (u0lmX)

375 One of my favorite hobbies is acting like everyone just *knows* - takes it as a given - that Obama is gay. It's my favorite form of trolling the left.

"Barry! Put down the penis and pick up the microphone!"

Posted by: rickb223 at May 11, 2016 03:55 PM (Ak/GS)

376 You know there is only one person that would do that, and that's Trump. He would go there, and that's one reason why so many support him.
Posted by: DFCtomm
---------

For all we know, Trump would answer the question with "Hey, if somebody says he's a man, then he's a man. That's what matters, what he thinks."

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 11, 2016 03:55 PM (26zxJ)

377 "It's a modest size lampshade...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2016 03:50 PM (C9pBZ) "

Some guys barely have enough 'raw material' to make a fake vagina.

Some have enough that they use the spare parts to knit a sweater.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at May 11, 2016 03:55 PM (kumBu)

378 I saw Splayed Penes open for Anthrax at the Santa Monica Civic in '88.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 11, 2016 03:55 PM (8ZskC)

379 re 339: yeah, heard on the Stern Show maybe 20 years ago about Murphy picking up a tranny in the middle of the night one time, I think a cop caught him. Said he went out for a newspaper. Jackie Martling summed it up very well about like this: "wait, you mean none of you guys ever went out for a newspaper at three AM and accidentally came home with a guy in drag?"

Posted by: Satan of Teufelwurst Vt at May 11, 2016 03:56 PM (qSIlh)

380 CNN had a

poll out indicating that 57% of the public opposes bathroom bills like

North Carolina's. If that number is indicative of the reality, it means

it won't really require "imposition" from on high; people will welcome

it.

Or it means that some people think those bathroom laws are stupid because they're unenforceable. You going to have bathroom police? What if Grandma has developed a bit of a mustache? You going to go full Crocodile Dundee and slip a hand in her granny panties to see what she's packing?

Posted by: DFCtomm at May 11, 2016 03:56 PM (fYd6z)

381 So. that truce on social issues that we needed to have so that the retarded hicks wouldn't drag down the stupid party and prevent them from focusing on the budget......Howz it going?

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 11, 2016 03:56 PM (326rv)

382 339 Didn't Eddie Murphy have a thing for trannies? Or am I confusing him with some other weird Hollywood nut?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 11, 2016 03:48 PM (1ZOkK)

++++

On May 2, 1997, Murphy was stopped by police after having been observed picking up a transvestite prostitute. The prostitute, Atisone Seiuli, was arrested on an outstanding warrant for prostitution. Murphy was not arrested or charged and claimed he was just giving Seiuli a ride.
http://tinyurl.com/gwy2wzu

He had a thing for giving them rides.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 11, 2016 03:56 PM (R+30W)

383 OK, to help get some of these images out of y'alls noggins, the Sloth Institute in Costa Rica:

http://tinyurl.com/h868knh

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 11, 2016 03:57 PM (9krrF)

384 307 So will the guys in the women's restroom be the last straw and ignite the "Seat Splatter" revolution by women?
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 11, 2016 03:42 PM (FtrY1)

If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
Please be neat, wipe the seat.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 11, 2016 03:57 PM (+YMhA)

385 Some have enough that they use the spare parts to knit a sweater. "

Would you believe a sweater vest?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 11, 2016 03:57 PM (C9pBZ)

386 Question: Are there going to be Muslim footbaths in shared facilities that trannies can use?

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 11, 2016 03:57 PM (326rv)

387 This is what the BBC is concerned about considering the state of the world? Defund that pedo-loving propaganda organ immediately.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at May 11, 2016 03:57 PM (uTZez)

388 329 The penis is splayed open and made into an "innie."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 11, 2016 03:47 PM (oKE6c)

Yeah, and I've heard that post-op trannies are forever incontinent, because the "penisectomy" surgery, or whatever they call it, destroys the muscles around the urethra, so the pee just flows out whenever it wants to.

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 11, 2016 03:57 PM (BbOP8)

389 Botched that. should have read:

Hicks Nix Chix With Dix Trix

Posted by: Variety! at May 11, 2016 03:53 PM (aXKCe)

Thank you George M Cohan

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 11, 2016 03:58 PM (493sH)

390
For all we know, Trump would answer the question
with "Hey, if somebody says he's a man, then he's a man. That's what
matters, what he thinks."

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 11, 2016 03:55 PM (26zxJ)
He might, but don't be a jerk. Give the devil his due, even if you don't like him. You know he's the only one who would say what Ace recommended.

Posted by: DFCtomm at May 11, 2016 03:58 PM (fYd6z)

391 Posted by: OregonMuse at May 11, 2016 03:57 PM (BbOP

There are reasons Hopkins abandoned the whole mess.
There are probably also reasons you'll never see Jenner get the lopitoffomy

Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at May 11, 2016 03:58 PM (tM4uk)

392 Or it means that some people think those bathroom laws are stupid because they're unenforceable.
------------

Well then those people are stupid.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 11, 2016 03:59 PM (26zxJ)

393 Pretty much the universal gay fantasy is sex with a
straight man. It's the gay equivalent of a straight man's desire to have
sex with the Catholic schoolgirl and her cheerleader sister. In
uniform.

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 11, 2016 03:44 PM (26zxJ)

True story: Eons ago, I "dated" two sisters, although not at the same time. The first one, we didn't really go on dates, the second one I came too close to marrying. The older one knew about the younger, the younger did not know about her older sister, and when she found out it was... she wasn't happy.

Anyhoo, the younger one told me about her older sister going to the gyno office to get her birth control pills, whilst wearing her school uniform.

Good times....

Posted by: BurtTC at May 11, 2016 04:00 PM (TOk1P)

394
Please just stop this shit.

It's either male or female. Our species only comes in 2 flavors.

If there is confusion over WHICH one is, that is an emotional/mental issue. Help is available for that.

Affirming the gender confusion just exacerbates the issue.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 11, 2016 04:00 PM (X35Yt)

395

Some girls/women pee a little when they laugh hard.

Posted by: Flock of Seagulls at May 11, 2016 04:00 PM (55x9i)

396 As far as actual homosexual sex? Are we just supposed to go to third base then pretend we've gotten headaches?
---
I'm not even walking to first. The person can consider x-self a girl, anybody wants to can pretend that "she" is a girl. I'm not going to.

Posted by: Axeman at May 11, 2016 04:00 PM (2mC6G)

397
I'm old enough to remember when tranny was slang for transmission

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 11, 2016 04:00 PM (lKyWE)

398 May I suggest Thailand? I hear your types are very popular over there.

Seriously though... Imagine yourself on spring break in cancun after a dozen vodka&whatevers and that tall drink of brunette walks up and starts flirting. The music's loud so her voice isn't quiet so deep. And you just never really noticed the adams apple. Plus she'd got a rack and a slammin' bod... so one thing leeds to another. Pretty soon.... (shudders)

I'm gonna go vomit now.

Posted by: Sam in VA at May 11, 2016 04:00 PM (bNi5D)

399 Hillary
Clinton if she believes that boys have a moral obligation to date
another boy who asserts that he is a girl.

Bonus question:

Since when has any Clinton had anything to do with ' moral obligations'?

I had been told by our betters that we aren't supposed to be legislating morality. This died quicker than, "if you like your plan, you can keep it".

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 11, 2016 04:01 PM (326rv)

400 So unless the owner of the splayed penis innie canal had a penis larger than mine, I will be bottoming out in his/her vagina/canal?"

Ok, that's just wrong.
...
I was just asking for a friend.

Posted by: ajmojo at May 11, 2016 04:01 PM (1H9ox)

401
nood

Posted by: Flock of Seagulls at May 11, 2016 04:01 PM (55x9i)

402 He might, but don't be a jerk. Give the devil his due, even if you don't like him. You know he's the only one who would say what Ace recommended.
Posted by: DFCtomm
-----------------

I already know that he's on the wrong side of the trannies-in-the-bathroom-in-North-Carolina thing, so he doesn't get the benefit of the doubt on any other tranny bullshit. My assumption is that he's going to go with the leftist CW, because that's his default.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 11, 2016 04:01 PM (A6sW3)

403 Hicks Nix Chix With Dix Trix

Posted by: Variety! at May 11, 2016 03:53 PM (aXKCe)

With Pix!

Posted by: OregonMuse at May 11, 2016 04:02 PM (BbOP8)

404
Well then those people are stupid.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 11, 2016 03:59 PM (26zxJ)

Don't stop there. Address the rest of my comment. How you going to enforce them big guy. You going to go Crocodile Dundee on Grandma? Are you going to have the bathroom police slip his hand inside Grandma's undies and check? You can't even get voter ID through, so you think you're going to be able to require ID to use a restroom?

Posted by: DFCtomm at May 11, 2016 04:02 PM (fYd6z)

405 Or it means that some people think those bathroom laws are stupid because they're unenforceable. You going to have bathroom police? What if Grandma has developed a bit of a mustache? You going to go full Crocodile Dundee and slip a hand in her granny panties to see what she's packing?

Posted by: DFCtomm at May 11, 2016 03:56 PM (fYd6z)

Have you ever mistaken an old lady - even one with a mustache- for an old man?

Can't say it's happened to me and I didn't have to do a panty check.

Over complicating every f'ing thing is what leftists do best.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 11, 2016 04:02 PM (u0lmX)

406 393 Pretty much the universal gay fantasy is sex with a
straight man.

Hate to break it to teh gheys, but unless you're thinking rape... if he's having sex with you he isn't straight. Pass it on.

Posted by: Sam in VA at May 11, 2016 04:03 PM (bNi5D)

407 Don't stop there. Address the rest of my comment. How you going to enforce them big guy. You going to go Crocodile Dundee on Grandma? Are you going to have the bathroom police slip his hand inside Grandma's undies and check? You can't even get voter ID through, so you think you're going to be able to require ID to use a restroom?

Posted by: DFCtomm

-----

You spend a lot of time thinking about fingering your grandmother.

Seek help.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 11, 2016 04:03 PM (26zxJ)

408 I saw Splayed Penes open for Anthrax at the Santa Monica Civic in '88.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 11, 2016 03:55 PM (8ZskC)

Butthole Surfers were otherwise occupied?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 11, 2016 04:04 PM (TOk1P)

409 I'm told that it's an acquired taste.-------Village Idiot's Apprentice

They're sucked into it.

Posted by: Tilikum AKAW at May 11, 2016 04:04 PM (0x/TW)

410 25 Glad to see that we're dealing with the big issues of our time.

Entitlement crisis? Foreign entanglements? Fanatics threatening to overrun the middle east?

No, no no. We need to make sure that we spend enough time fretting over whether some trans teens will have a vibrant love life attempting to date straight boys.
---
Dude, you just wasted precious seconds commenting on the social issues yourself, when you could be out solving all the other problems yourself!!!

Help us, Entitlement-rollback Man!

Posted by: Axeman at May 11, 2016 04:04 PM (2mC6G)

411 If I had a son...

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 11, 2016 04:05 PM (F1ndw)

412 Not only is life short, but when one is a tranny, one's fifteen minutes is only, like five or so... *wonders what's happened to Chas. Bonobo, but only briefly!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 11, 2016 04:06 PM (kP16F)

413 People who think "Perverts hanging around the bathroom" is a never-gonna-happen nontroversy have never known anyone who worked at a public library, or a mall, or an amusement park. Creeps absolutely do that, and they revel in their "Rights" to be anywhere they want, whenever they want. Want a 6'3' guy with a lipstick in his pocket (thus signifying his special status) in the Ladie's Room panhandling (free speech, strong-arm robbery, whatever) from your wife?

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 11, 2016 04:06 PM (2cS/G)

414 Joe Jackson to the rescue:

Don't we, all want the same thing
Don't we
Well, who said anything about love? No, not love she said
Don't you know that it's different for girls?

Posted by: General Zod at May 11, 2016 04:07 PM (Bdeb0)

415
Have you ever mistaken an old lady - even one with a mustache- for an old man?

Can't say it's happened to me and I didn't have to do a panty check.

Over complicating every f'ing thing is what leftists do best.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 11, 2016 04:02 PM (u0lmX)

We have cops tasering grade school kids, so your reliance upon common sense is rather optimistic, but we'll let that pass. How will you enforce those laws once you find your tranny?

Posted by: DFCtomm at May 11, 2016 04:07 PM (fYd6z)

416 Gays: "God doesn't make junk. I must be perfect just as I was made."

Trans: "I don't like the junk God made me. "

Posted by: Axeman at May 11, 2016 04:08 PM (2mC6G)

417 Why can't the three 'girls' in question just date each other?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at May 11, 2016 04:08 PM (hqASI)

418 Had a coworker that we thought was a guy, but quit and transitioned back to a woman. Apparently, it was even more painful to transition back to where she started.

This is about doctors and therapists running up Mom Dad's insurance bills. The purveyors of science have allowed social science to cloud their thinking, and now TLC and the DOJ must spread the "awareness."

Posted by: Wendy at May 11, 2016 04:09 PM (bpemY)

419 How many women has this person rejected because they didn't have a penis?

Posted by: DamnCat at May 11, 2016 04:09 PM (VWgLJ)

420
You spend a lot of time thinking about fingering your grandmother.

Seek help.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 11, 2016 04:03 PM (26zxJ)
Nice. You fail so you start slinging shit around your cage. Fine example of conservative Christian values.

Posted by: DFCtomm at May 11, 2016 04:09 PM (fYd6z)

421 "Have you ever mistaken an old lady - even one with a mustache- for an old man?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 11, 2016 04:02 PM (u0lmX) "

No, but Austin Powers did once.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at May 11, 2016 04:09 PM (kumBu)

422 CNN had a

poll out indicating that 57% of the public opposes bathroom bills like

North Carolina's. If that number is indicative of the reality, it means

it won't really require "imposition" from on high; people will welcome

it.

What it means is that ,(as Trump indicated when he said, leave it like it was...) is that male and female bathrooms were fine as they were understood. If some really far along transgender or well done transvestite came into a a stall to pee or whatever, no one really paid much attention, because typically, in women's facilities, no one stares or contemplates the other women in the place. If a pervert showed up in the restroom, or a fully recognizable male, women were justified in beating the shit out of them or screaming for help, having the cops called, etc.

But then we had some incident(was it when the transgender feeling, but not surgically altered male at Planet Fitness decided to let it all hang out in the women's locker room) or some other incident that spurred new legislation from local SJW city councils (Austin, Houston, etc.) that not only insists these people be allowed in restrooms, but they are legally supported should they decide to sue the owner of such restroom for any slight or insult that happens to them while they use whatever room the want.

And now here we are. Instead of the transvestites having to prove their case in court, the 99% of normal people are being told their case has no merits.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 11, 2016 04:10 PM (0Ryf6)

423 School love notes are going to take on a decided ambiguity that's going to require some clearing up.

"Do you like me?"
[ ] yes
[ ] no

"Do you have:
[ ] a johnson
[ ] a vajayjay
[ ] kind of a johnson
[ ] both
[ ] neither
[ ] don't look

Posted by: General Zod at May 11, 2016 04:10 PM (Bdeb0)

424 What I don't get is how much sexual satisfaction can a post-op tranny get? They can "make" a vag, but not a clitoris that works like a real one does. Same goes for a fake dick.

These weirdos are chopping off functioning sex organs and replacing them with poor substitutes. A tranny female will never have the authentic experience of having sex like a woman. It won't and can't feel the same. Same goes for faux men.

And people who fret about pesticides on their lettuce and gluten allergies seem to have no prob whatsoever with someone unnaturally pumping hormones into their bodies.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 11, 2016 04:10 PM (u0lmX)

425
I dont believe those guys were attracted to the trannys. It was so obvious that they were not female. Remember, lying to promote social justice is not only okay, it's damn well expected.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 11, 2016 04:11 PM (iQIUe)

426 "Here is a more accurate definition of "transsexual":

A homosexual man who has a specific fetish for seducing heterosexual men, and so who attempt to dress as women to trick straight men into having sex with them. "

Actually, most of them are straight not homosexual, ie they keep their penises because they want sex with women but want the women to "see" them as women. They get off on that. It's a "paraphelia" (sexual disturbance). Of course women who are attracted to women (lesbians) don't want them because they're men, and straight men don't want them because they're men with hormone induced boobs, so the best you can do is try for someone who has no specific attraction while they call everyone haters. Of course this is hard which is why they tend to be violent.

Posted by: dagny at May 11, 2016 04:12 PM (UbIg6)

427 Posted by: Jen the original at May 11, 2016 04:10 PM (0Ryf6)

Culture is upstream for legislation. By the time it reaches the necessity for bathroom laws you've already lost the battle and the war.

Posted by: DFCtomm at May 11, 2016 04:12 PM (fYd6z)

428 DFCtomm: you want an actual answer? Try this:

Until about five minutes ago, no one realized that the "Men" and "Women" signs on bathroom doors were just... suggestions. It took a law to make us all say "wait a second, anyone could always just go wherever?" We all just assumed that if a man showed up in the women's room, he was somewhere he didn't belong, and any woman in that bath/lockerroom would have every right to run out of there and notify the management.

And that was a reasonable expectation because building codes, (i.e., the law) require men's and women's rooms. Perhaps we didn't look it up anywhere, but everybody basically figured that a man in the women's room was running afoul of... some official rule.

So this nightmare scenario you propose - the mannish-looking woman in the women's room - isn't new to anyone. We've been dealing with it forever. And the sky hasn't fallen.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 11, 2016 04:15 PM (A6sW3)

429 A CNN poll?

Of course it's not like CNN has an agenda to push or would ever mislead us?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 11, 2016 04:16 PM (u0lmX)

430 Posted by: dagny at May 11, 2016 04:12 PM (UbIg6)

Has anybody watched Jenner's show? I don't intend to, even to answer this question, but he still wants to date women right, and he intends to keep the penis?

Posted by: DFCtomm at May 11, 2016 04:16 PM (fYd6z)

431 The mannish looking woman in the woman's room didn't have a penis or a paraphelia and wasn't a state sanctioned perv.

Posted by: dagny at May 11, 2016 04:18 PM (UbIg6)

432 Culture is upstream for legislation.
Posted by: DFCtomm
------------

Not always. Often law leads culture. Bans on interracial marriage were overturned long before interracial marriage became even close to socially acceptable.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 11, 2016 04:18 PM (A6sW3)

433 Don't stop there. Address the rest of my comment. How you going to enforce them big guy. You going to go Crocodile Dundee on Grandma? Are you going to have the bathroom police slip his hand inside Grandma's undies and check? You can't even get voter ID through, so you think you're going to be able to require ID to use a restroom?

Posted by: DFCtomm at May 11, 2016 04:02 PM (fYd6z)

You know, dumb ass, somehow we managed for centuries without this being a problem.

If it is for you, that because you are clearly not too fucking bright.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 11, 2016 04:18 PM (u0lmX)

434 430 I saw a clip of him kissing some woman and holding her face with his giant man hands. He has his penis. He's attracted to women. His paraphelia is that he gets off on being seen as a woman.

Posted by: dagny at May 11, 2016 04:21 PM (UbIg6)

435 So this nightmare scenario you propose - the
mannish-looking woman in the women's room - isn't new to anyone. We've
been dealing with it forever. And the sky hasn't fallen.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 11, 2016 04:15 PM (A6sW3)

You don't know how any of this shit works, apparently. You haven't been dealing with it forever, because there was enough sanity left in the country that you didn't have to. No law was needed because so very few were that Fing crazy, but the few that were generally knew better. Those two conditions no longer exist and that's new. Culture is upstream from legislation.

Posted by: DFCtomm at May 11, 2016 04:21 PM (fYd6z)

436 If it is for you, that because you are clearly not too fucking bright.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 11, 2016 04:18 PM (u0lmX)

You're world is crumbling and you have no idea what to do, but go ahead and call me names. That will fix it.

Posted by: DFCtomm at May 11, 2016 04:24 PM (fYd6z)

437 #372 bluebell

It's like when my son went paleo for about a year to
get rid of his acne (it worked) - and I mean full-on paleo. We
learned, after many utter failures, that no matter what you do to baked
goods to paleoize them, it ain't gonna work. The money I spent on
almond flour, coconut flour, etc. etc. just to get leaden bricks.

Posted by: bluebell at May 11, 2016 03:54 PM (2WwbN)

Morning Glory Muffins: Preheat oven to 350F. Place cupcake papers in
12 muffin tins. Combine 2 1/2 c. almond flour, 1 T cinnamon, 2 tsp.
baking soda, and 1.2 tsp salt in a large bowl. Add 1 c. raisins (I used golden), 1 c flaked coconut and toss. Peel and grate (fine) 2 medium carrots and toss into flour mixture. Peel/core and grate a large apple (I used Fuji) and add to
flour mixture. Beat together 3 eggs, 1 tsp vanilla, 2 T honey and 1/2
c. (melted) coconut oil, then pour over the flour mixture. Mix well; it
will be thick. Fill the muffins cups to the top (or even slightly
over, they won't run). Bake for 30-35 minutes. Awesome and moist!

Posted by: Miley's Tongue at May 11, 2016 04:24 PM (knRe2)

438 You don't know how any of this shit works, apparently. You haven't been dealing with it forever, because there was enough sanity left in the country that you didn't have to. No law was needed because so very few were that Fing crazy, but the few that were generally knew better. Those two conditions no longer exist and that's new. Culture is upstream from legislation.
Posted by: DFCtomm

-------

Now I'm completely confused as to both the side of this debate that you're on and the point you're trying to make. People are now crazy but we *don't* need bathroom laws to protect us from crazy people? Okay guy.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 11, 2016 04:26 PM (26zxJ)

439 Tough noogies. No one dated me because I was (and am) fat. I didn't go around expecting people to deny their own selves for my sake -- and I didn't then, either.

Posted by: acethepug at May 11, 2016 04:29 PM (Z6yF/)

440
Now I'm completely confused as to both the side
of this debate that you're on and the point you're trying to make.
People are now crazy but we *don't* need bathroom laws to protect us
from crazy people? Okay guy.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 11, 2016 04:26 PM (26zxJ)

It's not going to protect you from crazy people. It's only ever going to be applied after an assault, but there are stronger laws that will apply anyway. You cannot legislate morality. It's a stupid pointless, unenforceable law. It's nothing but show. Given that I shouldn't be surprised that Republicans love it.

Posted by: DFCtomm at May 11, 2016 04:33 PM (fYd6z)

441 Rule of thumb that I live by: if the other person has a functional penis, I won't date them. Because he's a guy and I'm not gay. Get your freak on however you want, but a functioning penis makes you a man and I'm not obligated to indulge your insanity.

I eagerly await the next step: you will be labeled a homophobe if you won't have sex with another guy.

Posted by: physics geek at May 11, 2016 04:34 PM (MT22W)

442 "You cannot legislate morality."

Really? Aren't murder, stealing, and rape still illegal?

Posted by: Wendy at May 11, 2016 04:44 PM (bpemY)

443 Stolen from Reddit

Take me down to Transgender City
Where the chicks have dicks
And the guys have titties!

Posted by: Mitchell at May 11, 2016 04:44 PM (BvNzB)

444 I eagerly await the next step: you will be labeled a homophobe if you won't have sex with another guy.
Posted by: physics geek at May 11, 2016 04:34 PM (MT22W)
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The Weathermen were expected to have sex with same sex members. Very radical leftard. Personally, I thought since Ayers is a homo, it was his way of having sex with the men of the group whether they were gay or not.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 11, 2016 04:45 PM (iQIUe)

445 442
"You cannot legislate morality."

Really? Aren't murder, stealing, and rape still illegal?

Posted by: Wendy at May 11, 2016 04:44 PM (bpemY)

So you're saying that your find those acts morally acceptable, and would engage in them except for laws prohibiting such behavior? Laws are always and ever a reflection of the culture and society. They generally are only used against those who, for whatever reason, go wacky enough to violate those cultural norms, but let the cultural opinion on a given behavior change, and those laws prohibiting that behavior won't last long.** By long I'm referring to periods of time measured in the life of a culture or nation, and not your lifespan. 20 years isn't long.

Posted by: DFCtomm at May 11, 2016 04:50 PM (fYd6z)

446 Sorry, but the difference between what we had before and what we have now does matter.
Before we had the expectation that men did not go into women's "safe spaces." Either because it was law, or because it was forbidden, or because it was culturally frowned upon or because some man would beat the hell out of the perv who went in to get their jollies, whether it was to pretend to be a woman or because he was a voyeur or a criminal.
Now, we have a several problems all rolled into one cause (being financed by Soros, a billionaire trannie and some anti-religion freaks plus the democrats, but I repeat myself).
1. We have autogynaphiliacs who are men who are still attracted to women but are aroused by being seen "as women." They have a "paraphilia" which drives them to exert their sexual dysfunction. These guys make up the vast majority of trans. They are NOT homosexuals and aren't particularly safe. They are, after all aroused men with a sexual dysfunction who demand you "see" them as women. Even if they don't do anything criminal in women's safe spaces, they use women to make them feel arousal.
2. We have the run-of-the-mill pervert who will dress up to "peep," harass, or worse rape and murder. This happens, it's not all that rare.
3. Normal men who are not pervs or autogynaphiliacs do not go into women's safe spaces so they cannot protect women and girls from the other MEN.
4. We have the inability to use common sense to rid a "safe space" of either #1 or #2 because "bigot."

So the State is demanding that women share their safe spaces with men, some of them aroused at the invitation of the State without the protection of men and don't you dare say anything. Yes, we have always had nuts and pervs, but we could demand that the nuts and perves be removed. We could also notice the nuts and pervs, but now must "look down" at the behest of the state because "bigot".

Posted by: dagny at May 11, 2016 04:59 PM (UbIg6)

447 Posted by: physics geek at May 11, 2016 04:34 PM (MT22W)

You'd have sex with a guy with a non-functioning penis?

Posted by: dagny at May 11, 2016 05:03 PM (UbIg6)

448 I'd blame the queers, but this is all a result of straight white folk.

Posted by: nip at May 11, 2016 05:19 PM (r73Jl)

449 Talk about people unclear on the concept ... !

Posted by: Brown Line at May 11, 2016 05:20 PM (XnRn2)

450 I fail to see how this young lad is any different than Donald Trump.

Posted by: Jimmy Q Rustler Esq at May 11, 2016 05:32 PM (+osFi)

451 Posted by: zombie at May 11, 2016 02:55 PM (jBuUi)

This, basically. I didn't need to be told these were dudes who think they're women, didn't even need to hear those post-pubescent voices; I could tell just by looking at their body shape and facial features that those "ladies" were sporting XY chromosomes. Traps are not actually a real thing, for the most part.

Very good point on the predators who get off on being seen as women, though. Completely forgot about that fact.

Posted by: Saber Alter at May 11, 2016 06:13 PM (LSf1v)

452 So "Claire" just isn't going to mention to his dates that he used to have a penis and testicles?

How is "Claire" going to explain his Adam's Apple to his dates? Or the fact that he has to take hormones to keep his beard from growing back? And what if his relationship gets serious and his mate wants kids? How is "Claire" going to explain that he can't get pregnant because he's biologically male and always will be, and has XY chromosomes in every cell of his body?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 11, 2016 06:33 PM (BNs9e)

453 About the only reason to watch "Ted 2" is the line "There are no chicks with dicks! Only dudes with tits!"

Posted by: major major major major at May 11, 2016 06:35 PM (YcKif)

454 Letting xer down gently with a compliment: "Look it's not you, it's that I couldn't compete with that magnificent 8-inch turgid boner that you're carrying."

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 11, 2016 06:40 PM (zq5o+)

455 Huh. When I 1st read the headline I thought that maybe Bruce Jenner signed up for match.com. Yuk.

Posted by: Hanzo at May 11, 2016 06:55 PM (jRg7K)

456 "BBCClaire has also begun making social media diaries of her transition, sharing her experiences with transgender teens across the world."

The Diary of Ann's Frank

Posted by: Thirdtwin at May 11, 2016 07:13 PM (Ixl7R)

457 Grievance Weirdos.

Posted by: Beverly at May 11, 2016 07:14 PM (TpZTP)

458 Now I'm completely confused as to both the side of
this debate that you're on and the point you're trying to make.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at May 11, 2016 04:26 PM (26zxJ)
I've thought about this Pete, and I guess my point is that no law is going to save you from a culture intent upon suicide, and a law that is unenforceable is just moving deck chairs around, but the GOP loves the musical deck chair game.

Posted by: DFCtomm at May 11, 2016 07:19 PM (fYd6z)

459 If you want to have children with the person you love, and who will share your genetic code, sex with this person will never achieve that. As that is an innate goal of living things, one can hardly be blamed for wanting that, even if only on a lizard brain level . This person has a bit of nerve to think that their preference in a mate (someone with a penis) are the only thing important; that the mate's preferences (no penises) don't matter. Selfish bastard.

Posted by: David Mears at May 11, 2016 09:32 PM (WFjXF)

460 #108: "Are anorexics fat?"

They're trans-fat.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at May 11, 2016 09:51 PM (0OG8D)

461 This kid still doesn't get to play in the girls's washroom. Even if he cuts off his junk.

Posted by: John Constantine at May 11, 2016 09:52 PM (DdtyX)

462 This poor thing just needs to move to San Francisco. Must be stoopid

Posted by: torabora at May 11, 2016 10:21 PM (LZ5f9)

463 Would Bill Clinton hit it?

Posted by: torabora at May 11, 2016 10:21 PM (LZ5f9)

464 WWBD?
What would Barry do?
Aks Moochie!

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at May 17, 2016 07:41 PM (dIOZ8)

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