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Saturday Morning Oddities [Mis. Hum.]
Here are a few odd things that didn't make the News Dump this past week.
- You did what?
- Airline safety explained.
- And you think your job sucks?
- Congratulations are in store. I guess. Holy Crap that's a lot of hormones in that house.
- C'mon Lefty, don't do that.
- Tacos to die for. Really.
- Supposedly Earth is 4.543 billion years old. Let's base our economy on 166 years of science.
- It's all fun until it becomes work.
- Yes, clowns are creepy.
- Some people aren't cut out for retail
- How high is too high?
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 08:07 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 08:11 AM (9ym/8)
Far out, man, you're killing my buzz.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 14, 2016 08:12 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 14, 2016 08:15 AM (eHpnh)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 08:17 AM (9ym/8)
We do live in interesting times.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 14, 2016 08:19 AM (eHpnh)
Fenton, MO. Where all the southern Missouri hoosiers move to, when they're not quite ready for the sophistication of south st. Louis County.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 14, 2016 08:20 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 08:23 AM (9ym/8)
We do live in interesting times.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 14, 2016 08:19 AM (eHpnh)
Honest answer: I have no idea what is going on in the Middle East. I really don't. And I don't think anyone else does either. What happened to Egypt? Libya?
Those places are no longer on the map, so to speak. The gathering storm is there, I'm sure, but nobody is really talking about it. There and Iran, of course. That clown show in Syria is probably more of a distraction, but heck, even there, who really knows what's going on? We have nobody in Washington who does, and what, is the media going to tell us the truth??
We're fooked, is what we are.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 14, 2016 08:24 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2016 08:25 AM (3wHFl)
Posted by: jsg at May 14, 2016 08:27 AM (0R0sW)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 08:28 AM (9ym/8)
We won't know for some time what depredation the Tranny Wars are distracting us from.
We do live in interesting times.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 14, 2016 08:19 AM (eHpnh)
Now I've got BOC's "Veteran of the Psychic Wars" earworming me.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2016 08:29 AM (o98Jz)
We are being sold out overseas by an administration who hates the country and is focused on queer issues because of the raging queen in the White House
We're fooked, is what we are.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 14, 2016 08:24 AM (Dj0WE)
Yes we are. And more so by people who don't know about, care about or support the fooking
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 14, 2016 08:30 AM (45oDG)
If as a liberal, you support common sense gun control laws because it may save the life of one child,
You must support common sense bathroom access laws.
If you can restrict my exercising of a Constitutional Right because a small subset of the population will use that right in the committing of a wrong,
You must recognize the need to restrict exercising the Constitutional Right to using the bathroom of your choice.
It's Science.
And for the children
Otherwise, Polar Bears will die.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2016 08:30 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2016 08:31 AM (3wHFl)
This just gives me a false hope that illegals are a problem that will solve itself. It hasn't worked for Islam re Sunnis vs Shias.
Posted by: angela urkel at May 14, 2016 08:32 AM (hSjsk)
Otherwise, Polar Bears will die.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2016 08:30 AM (ptqRm)
Simple solution. Put polar bears in bathrooms too. Don't be a speciephobe!!!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 14, 2016 08:32 AM (45oDG)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 08:32 AM (9ym/8)
Do they do liquids?
Can you rent one?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 14, 2016 08:33 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2016 08:34 AM (ptqRm)
Conversation - "Did you hear Obama vanished last week?" "What?" "What a relief to be rid of him - I heard the Secret Service isn't even looking for him anymore. What happened is a mystery - one theory is that he fell into a sand trap while nobody was watching and he couldn't get out. Another is that one of DC's sewer alligators may have eaten him."
What do you think happened to him?
Posted by: An Observation at May 14, 2016 08:35 AM (GlC6+)
I try.
So serious question.
Is it easier for a conservative to properly imitate a Liberal, or a Liberal to Imitate a conservative?
Not caricature, but accurately imitate.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2016 08:38 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2016 08:38 AM (3wHFl)
Does a polar bear shit in the girl's bathroom?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 14, 2016 08:40 AM (45oDG)
2+2= 4.
Posted by: jsg at May 14, 2016 08:40 AM (0R0sW)
A stupid, fake graph can't undo all the times that climate scientists got it wrong, or address changes in sunspots that may lead to a mini ice age.
Posted by: angela urkel at May 14, 2016 08:41 AM (hSjsk)
Not caricature, but accurately imitate.
It is much easier to imitate a liberal - for all the same reasons that children can't imitate adults - but adults can easily imitate children.
Posted by: An Observation at May 14, 2016 08:43 AM (GlC6+)
Is it easier for a conservative to properly imitate a Liberal, or a Liberal to Imitate a conservative? "
I would answer this question but my quotes would haunt me for years. Much easier for for a conservative to imitate a lib'.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 08:45 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 14, 2016 08:45 AM (NeFrd)
Does anyone think he isn't evil enough to try it?
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 14, 2016 08:47 AM (eHpnh)
Posted by: Infidel at May 14, 2016 08:47 AM (OdiAX)
What if you're in reverse?
With a Polar Bear in the passenger seat.
At night.
And you're wearing sunglasses?
It could work.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2016 08:48 AM (ptqRm)
All you have to do as a progressive is go to TPM to get your orders. Stay on message and throw out an occasional Bush line.They do not deconstruct positions unless it is on the R side. And do that badly.
Posted by: jsg at May 14, 2016 08:48 AM (0R0sW)
With a Polar Bear in the passenger seat.
At night.
And you're wearing sunglasses?
It could work.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Hit it.
Posted by: Jake Blues at May 14, 2016 08:49 AM (6gGPM)
I was down in south Carolina two weeks ago. My sons backyard was a sandy beach. His elevation? 500 feet above sea level. Higher than my rocky backyard in Pennsylvania, elevation 400 feet.
Funny how 'progressives' state definitively that sexual orientation is some vast continuum that knuckle dragging conservatives 'just don't get' while in the next breath declaring that only one variable (CO2) is necessary to explain any variation in the planets temperature.
Cognitive dissonance.
Posted by: ugg wigs at May 14, 2016 08:53 AM (ZnIt3)
Not alarmist, but, if he wanted to create public unrest, how greater would he do it?
I don't have a daughter. But, if I did and her school says that now 12 year old girls and 15 year old boys use the same facilities?
Fuck you and no.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 08:54 AM (9ym/8)
It could work.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
****
My libtard brother who loves to harangue the family about TECTIGCC**, actually tried doing that once. Driving a car by looking in the rearview mirror that is. We were on a rural stretch of Interstate highway and he said, "I've always wondered if you could do this."
I should have realized then that he was headed for a bad end.
**the existential crisis that is global climate change.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 14, 2016 08:54 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Jake Blues a
This is why I love you guys.
(In a manly, not sexual way, of course)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2016 08:55 AM (ptqRm)
This too, in many ways, is the story of Obama.
Posted by: Taqyia2Me at May 14, 2016 08:56 AM (sJuKe)
Posted by: ugg wigs at May 14, 2016 08:53 AM (ZnIt3)
Tons of that.
I had to stop listening to NPR a while ago. It's like listening to a retarded Who's On First routine.
Posted by: jsg at May 14, 2016 08:56 AM (0R0sW)
Love the story of the quads - sounds like they were all a decent weight at birth, considering. I have a friend whose sister conceived triplets naturally. Used to be that in the old days if you had triplets (or more), you'd get free stuff for years and years from baby companies. Now, because of all the multiple births caused by in vitro, you don't.
Posted by: bluebell at May 14, 2016 08:56 AM (2WwbN)
trying to evoke an insurrection to justify imposing martial law.
Does anyone think he isn't evil enough to try it?
His parents were both Communists, his grandparents were Communists, his youthful advisor was a Communist, his college profs were Communists, his friends were Communists, and you have to ask if he is that evil?
Posted by: An Observation at May 14, 2016 08:57 AM (GlC6+)
Posted by: jsg at May 14, 2016 08:58 AM (0R0sW)
Posted by: angela urkel at May 14, 2016 08:58 AM (hSjsk)
Posted by: lauren at May 14, 2016 08:59 AM (rhrzB)
Posted by: bluebell at May 14, 2016 09:00 AM (2WwbN)
As alarmist as it sounds, I can't discount the possibility that Obama is
trying to evoke an insurrection to justify imposing martial law.
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The reason I disagree is that he's too lazy to do that much governing. I think he just wants to destroy us and get out of the White House before it comes down around his ears.
Posted by: iforgot at May 14, 2016 09:00 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: bluebell at May 14, 2016 09:01 AM (2WwbN)
*****
They also love those magical magnifier effects in case their chosen variable doesn't adequately account for the actual change in outcome they desire:
> SanFranNan- Every dollar spent on welfare results in a $3.27 increase in the economy.
> Enviros- Butterfly flaps its wings in the Amazon melts the polar icecaps
> Harf- If we get 20 dudes in Syria a job it will turn back the tide of 1 billion Islamists
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 14, 2016 09:01 AM (NeFrd)
2+2= 4.
Posted by: jsg at May 14, 2016 08:40 AM (0R0sW)
That's exactly what I believe this is. The government is demanding that we all agree that 2+2=5 and will punish any dissenters. And the media is completely on board with it.
Posted by: rickl at May 14, 2016 09:02 AM (sdi6R)
Aaaaaaand now I wish I hadn't read that airline "safety" link. Hubby and I are taking a 10-hour flight next month.
Posted by: bluebell at May 14, 2016 09:00 AM (2WwbN)
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Well then, make sure you put on your yellow jacket so they can find your remains -- and hunch down in your seat before you crash they can ID the smashed, burned, and shredded contents of the yellow jacket by its dental records.
Posted by: iforgot at May 14, 2016 09:02 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: angela urkel
What if Bruce Jenner starts calling for the overthrow of the west and mobs of drag queens burn down buildings chanting "behead those who insult Cher"?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at May 14, 2016 09:02 AM (6gGPM)
"
Their latest catalog just came a few weeks ago! Circle all the things!!
Posted by: lauren at May 14, 2016 09:03 AM (rhrzB)
Posted by: bluebell at May 14, 2016 09:03 AM (2WwbN)
Before everybody had jobs. Everybody had food. Everything was dirty and grey, falling into ruin. There was no shopping. You had to bribe to get a new refrigerator. There was a large barter/black market economy. If you were a laborer doing a job they valued, like a coal miner or a steel worker, at Christmas time a truck would go to your workplace and give you fruit like oranges and bananas, that you couldn't ordinarily purchase. You couldn't get married in a church. You couldn't collect art. You couldn't practice your religion. At weddings they would give speeches about how glorious the state was, how you would raise your children in the ways of the state
Most people are thrilled communism is gone. Except for the people in the small towns and villages. They lost jobs and didn't know how to adapt to the new economy. They didn't know how to be flexible. They miss communism. But the vast majority do not. They Hate communism. They fear Putin. They know no one would stop him
Posted by: ThunderB at May 14, 2016 09:04 AM (fj9oo)
> 0.001% of the population (transgenders) drives the national conversation
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 14, 2016 09:04 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Octagenarian Legislator With Lust in his Heart at May 14, 2016 09:05 AM (ZKlDy)
Ever listen to Milo speaking at University?
When questioned about his dislike for Islam, his answer is usually pretty spot on.
Something along the lines of:
These people scare the fuck out of me, because they want to kill me.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2016 09:06 AM (ptqRm)
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Force multipliers, Seamus, force multipliers. Do try to keep up with the current libspeak.
Posted by: bluebell at May 14, 2016 09:06 AM (2WwbN)
Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2016 09:06 AM (3wHFl)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 14, 2016 09:06 AM (fj9oo)
The parentheticals are my addition, to make the headline more accurate.
I know the Horde already knows.
Posted by: Nom de Blog at May 14, 2016 09:07 AM (HeZ0H)
He/She's not interested in governing. Simply decreeing via edict.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 09:07 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: An Observation at May 14, 2016 08:57 AM (GlC6+)
He spent his whole life being marinated in hating this country, its institutions, its history, its values, its foundation and founders and what made it great. Add to that he's gayer than a Liberace pajama party, a complete egoist and a petty vindictive queen. He's spent his whole administration out to get the country and a large party of the population. Thanks again to the assholes who voted in him twice
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 14, 2016 09:08 AM (45oDG)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 14, 2016 09:11 AM (fj9oo)
Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2016 09:11 AM (e3bId)
I had a similar experience when I went to Romania a few years ago. Bucharest seemed to be coming around nicely with a lot of activity and some signs or entrepreneurship, particularly amongst the younger set.
But we drove a couple hours south to where my customer had their headquarters and it was a completely different story. Miles and miles of farmland sitting unworked because most of the people had no idea what to do unless they were given orders.
We did see a few pockets of activity where it appeared whole families were out working the field, mostly with horse powered plows, wagons, etc. but that was about it.
I think it's pretty standard in areas where communist rule falls. The older, more rural generation has no clue how to adapt and the younger generation often leaves for the brighter lights of the west. See East Germany.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2016 09:11 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Twice?! I voted for Barack eight times and my daughter did it five times!
Posted by: that Dem operative broad in Cleveland at May 14, 2016 09:11 AM (6gGPM)
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Yeah. Force multipliers are one thing, and there is validity in attempting to maximize the impact of your efforts. It's the damn imaginary parts of the arguments on the left that gall me.
Another example- "Fake but accurate" reportage such as Dan Rather re: Bush, or the hockey stick graph of Michael Mann.
"We couldn't find any actual examples of what we are trying to show, so we made one up."
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 14, 2016 09:12 AM (NeFrd)
Easy to say if you don't have young daughters.
Posted by: lauren at May 14, 2016 09:12 AM (rhrzB)
Posted by: Zombe Dem Voters from the grave at May 14, 2016 09:13 AM (ptqRm)
https://tinyurl.com/zjvxg69
It's the third largest dwarf planet found in our solar system to date, after Pluto and Eris.
Posted by: rickl at May 14, 2016 09:13 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2016 09:14 AM (e3bId)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 14, 2016 09:12 AM (NeFrd)
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Because you know, of course, that they are always right in their theories, even if the peasants who work for them can't find the right data to prove their theories correct.
Posted by: bluebell at May 14, 2016 09:14 AM (2WwbN)
I often nod my head in apparent agreement while they blather on.
And then excitedly ask them for a deeper explanation of the buzzwords and tricky phrases.
It usually doesn't end well.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2016 09:15 AM (ptqRm)
And then excitedly ask them for a deeper explanation of the buzzwords and tricky phrases.
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You have more patience than I. I'm old and cranky and really don't want to hear it.
Posted by: bluebell at May 14, 2016 09:17 AM (2WwbN)
Cognitive dissonance.
_______________________
They also insist that gender is fluid, while homosexuality is fixed at birth and unchangeable.
Because . . . science (which conveniently matches their politics).
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 14, 2016 09:17 AM (BNs9e)
You could just as easily make the argument that that spiral graph represents the ultimate healing of the planet as the global temperature returns to 'normal'.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 14, 2016 09:17 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Bill Nye the Investments Guy at May 14, 2016 09:18 AM (6gGPM)
Check out the face
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-venezuela-usa-idUSKCN0Y42MT
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2016 09:18 AM (ptqRm)
I had always heard that it was an acquired taste.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2016 09:19 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2016 09:19 AM (3wHFl)
Look how easily obama damaged this country. The obamacare lie, the national security lies, the gay/gender lies. All by legislation that was neither debated or read or by judicial fiat or by the use of a pen.... This is not how a democracy is suppose to operate.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 14, 2016 09:20 AM (iQIUe)
Lay off clowns! I loved Bozo! Bozo the clown was my noontime friend.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 14, 2016 09:21 AM (iQIUe)
Will you show us on the doll where the bad clown touched you?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2016 09:22 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 14, 2016 09:23 AM (fj9oo)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2016 09:23 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2016 09:14 AM (e3bId)
It's a fake problem with very serious real-world consequences. And this is still just the beginning.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 14, 2016 09:23 AM (eHpnh)
Look how easily obama damaged this country. The obamacare lie, the national security lies, the gay/gender lies. All by legislation that was neither debated or read or by judicial fiat or by the use of a pen.... This is not how a democracy is suppose to operate.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 14, 2016 09:20 AM (iQIUe)
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All the wealth and productivity he flushed down the toilet. Work that you and I did, he took our wages and FLUSHED them. With the help of the GOPe. I hate them all so much I can't even tell you.
Posted by: iforgot at May 14, 2016 09:24 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: ThunderB
I don't have that kinda time to wait.
Oh...you said tyranny.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at May 14, 2016 09:25 AM (6gGPM)
In general always check the scale on a graph. You can make a trivial change look dramatic. (Not this one, but always watch out for logarithmic scales on graphs.)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 14, 2016 09:25 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 14, 2016 09:26 AM (Wckf4)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 14, 2016 09:26 AM (Wckf4)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 09:26 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 14, 2016 09:28 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: bluebell at May 14, 2016 09:29 AM (2WwbN)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 14, 2016 09:20 AM (iQIUe)
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All the wealth and productivity he flushed down the toilet. Work that you and I did, he took our wages and FLUSHED them. With the help of the GOPe. I hate them all so much I can't even tell you.
Posted by: iforgot at May 14, 2016 09:24 AM (5o5ek)
And anyone who dared oppose any of it was declared an enemy of people by the administration and MFM and they attempted to destroy them any way they could. Welcome to 1984
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 14, 2016 09:30 AM (45oDG)
Lee Stranahan
All the BS about White Nationalists completely ignores (mostly) Democratic politicians explicitly sucking up to black / Chicano nationalists
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 14, 2016 09:30 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2016 09:31 AM (e3bId)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 09:31 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 14, 2016 09:23 AM (fj9oo)
How many to kick it the hell out?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 14, 2016 09:31 AM (45oDG)
Posted by: ugg wigs at May 14, 2016 09:32 AM (ZnIt3)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2016 09:32 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 09:33 AM (9ym/8)
http://tinyurl.com/gvqf92w
Oh crap, it's working...
"Globallllll Warminggggg! Cluck, cluck, cluck."
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 14, 2016 09:35 AM (NeFrd)
Here we go: Chgo Public School students & teachers must address transgenders by correct pronouns or be punished.
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Next you will be mandated to refer to men as wives and women as husbands or face punishment.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 14, 2016 09:36 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: chipotle at May 14, 2016 09:37 AM (6Cosj)
Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2016 09:37 AM (e3bId)
No, weren't me. Though, I remember hearing of it lately.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 09:38 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2016 09:39 AM (e3bId)
Next time you are at a major sporting event, just stand in the very long line for the ladies bathroom with the women, extending out into the public area.
Smiling.
And giggle while you touch yourself.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2016 09:39 AM (ptqRm)
Or just burn down the school building. You don't have to miss work that way.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 14, 2016 09:40 AM (eHpnh)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Wait...you haven't been doing this already?
Posted by: Carlos Danger at May 14, 2016 09:42 AM (6gGPM)
Here we go: Chgo Public School students & teachers must address transgenders by correct pronouns or be punished.
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Next you will be mandated to refer to men as wives and women as husbands or face punishment.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 14, 2016 09:36 AM (iQIUe)
Because that's the biggest issue the CPS has to face. Not the violence, dropout rates, stupidity of students and teachers, and rampant corruption of the teacher's union
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 14, 2016 09:44 AM (45oDG)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/han8md6
Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2016 09:46 AM (ry34m)
https://tinyurl.com/j9hwpfe
Posted by: rickl at May 14, 2016 09:46 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2016 09:46 AM (e3bId)
And the 12 year old kids who have to change out of their gym clothes at school next to "Samantha" with a dick?
Posted by: lauren at May 14, 2016 09:47 AM (rhrzB)
Posted by: bluebell at May 14, 2016 09:29 AM (2WwbN)
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Twas me. There is a french version and an english version and now a new english version staring Rowan Atkinson. They aired one episode, have another in the can, and have commissioned one more.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 14, 2016 09:47 AM (iQIUe)
Terrible thought, but, if you're anywhere close to a semi-Christian, tax-paying, freedom loving, not wanting your daughter(or son) molested in the bathroom person, ya gotta say "hmmm."
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 09:48 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2016 09:48 AM (e3bId)
Posted by: bluebell at May 14, 2016 09:49 AM (2WwbN)
Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2016 09:49 AM (e3bId)
It doesn't matter if no tranny ever shows up in the locker room. What Obama has just told all women and girls is that we have no expectation of privacy anywhere. Any man can come in waving his dick around and there's not a damn thing anyone can say (asking if the dick waver is trans is not allowed).
A girl was just strangled by a man in the bathroom while her mom was in the next stall.
Posted by: lauren at May 14, 2016 09:50 AM (rhrzB)
You're saying Barry has a thing for guys waving their dicks around in bathrooms? Must get him all giddy over his days as the glory hole attendant at Man's Country
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 14, 2016 09:53 AM (45oDG)
So how do you propose a class of 20 girls and one "girl" change, exactly? The new federal "guidance" states that you can't make the tranny use the single stall.
Posted by: lauren at May 14, 2016 09:53 AM (rhrzB)
What Obama has just told all women and girls is that we have no expectation of privacy anywhere.
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No, obama said that Your women and girls have no expectation of privacy. His wife and daughters and MIL will have private facilities and armed guards.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 14, 2016 09:53 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 09:53 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2016 09:54 AM (ry34m)
Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2016 09:54 AM (e3bId)
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There needs to be a conscientious objector exception to this.
Maybe on the grounds of Truth in Grammar?
"This body is male. My commitment to Truth in Grammar requires that I refer to this person as male."
Or maybe
Truth in Pronouns
Posted by: @votermom at May 14, 2016 09:55 AM (7lVbc)
Posted by: NCKate at May 14, 2016 09:55 AM (dqiWS)
A dick is a dick is a dick... No amount of federal legislation or regulation can make it disappear.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 14, 2016 09:55 AM (iQIUe)
It also doesn't matter how many actual trannies there are in schools. I remember being a teenaged boy, I would've crawled over broken glass to see bare titties.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at May 14, 2016 09:55 AM (6gGPM)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 09:57 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2016 09:57 AM (e3bId)
to plant tomatoes in mid-April when I first bought this house. This
year, today will be the first chance to get them planted and not have
them freeze.
Posted by: Infidel
Wife put in some flowers Thursday. Tonite we have a frost advisory. I didn't want to tell her...I told you so!!
Posted by: Bruce at May 14, 2016 09:57 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: NCKate at May 14, 2016 09:57 AM (dqiWS)
Posted by: bluebell at May 14, 2016 09:49 AM (2WwbN)
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When it airs in the US, catch the Rowan Atkinson version. He's very good.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 14, 2016 09:58 AM (iQIUe)
When the shooting starts, it might not stop. You won't be able to throw up your hands and yell, "Just kidding!"
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 14, 2016 09:58 AM (eHpnh)
XY = He
XX = She
https://twitter.com/votermom/status/731484644810588160
Posted by: @votermom at May 14, 2016 09:59 AM (7lVbc)
Wife put in some flowers Thursday. Tonite we have a frost advisory. I didn't want to tell her...I told you so!!
Posted by: Bruce at May 14, 2016 09:57 AM (8ikIW)
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Tell her so she can protect them. There are ways.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 14, 2016 09:59 AM (iQIUe)
Thus, insanity.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 10:00 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: lauren at May 14, 2016 10:00 AM (rhrzB)
Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2016 10:01 AM (e3bId)
Posted by: NCKate at May 14, 2016 09:57 AM (dqiWS)
Maybe that's what needs to happen to show the stupidity of it. Every guy in school says he's a girl so he can use the girl's bathroom.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 14, 2016 10:01 AM (45oDG)
What they say? What they say?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 10:02 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
Oh yeah. We will be out covering them up this afternoon They're aren't that many. I told her it would be chilly this weekend, but for some reason she had to plant about 10 starters on our rock wall.
Posted by: Bruce at May 14, 2016 10:02 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2016 09:46 AM (ry34m)
Isn't this, then, the story of Bernie Sanders?
Posted by: OregonMuse at May 14, 2016 10:03 AM (BbOP8)
Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2016 10:03 AM (e3bId)
stupidity of it. Every guy in school says he's a girl so he can use the
girl's bathroom.
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Can I, occasionally, identify as a high school female?
Cheaper then a strip club.
Posted by: Bruce at May 14, 2016 10:04 AM (8ikIW)
This is where it's headed. No heads between legs.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 10:05 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2016 09:57 AM (e3bId)
the only way for little girls to remove themselves from that situation is to avoid using the school locker rooms or restrooms. Maybe they can go home at lunch to pee, and get a doctor's note to get them out of PE.
Posted by: stace at May 14, 2016 10:06 AM (ozZau)
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 14, 2016 10:07 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2016 10:08 AM (e3bId)
Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2016 10:11 AM (e3bId)
Speaking of airline "safety," Why don't Commercial Airplanes have Parachutes? (from Today I Found Out)
https://youtu.be/ISREt4Q6XKA
Posted by: mindful webworker takes off at May 14, 2016 10:12 AM (Y5LDn)
I wonder what they have up their sleeve for the Trans crowd.
And how you manage that?
Maybe Girl Scouts as well.
Hormonally driven teen with a penis decided to join Girl Scouts.
Camping trips are gonna be a hoot.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2016 10:13 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: NCKate at May 14, 2016 10:13 AM (dqiWS)
Please allow Timmy to shower in the Girls Locker Room, as he currently identifies as a girl.
Signed: Timmy's Mom
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2016 10:15 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2016 10:17 AM (3wHFl)
Posted by: @votermom at May 14, 2016 10:17 AM (7lVbc)
Had a fascinating conversation with my State Senator's representative on the phone today. They are trying to force the state AG to define the baseline rules and definitions for transgender and, of course since he's a Democrat, he's trying his damnedest to evade and obscure the issue because he's beginning to see the legal pitfalls therein.
Neat part is that they are threatening legal action requiring the AG to clarify how one's "identity" is defined. The clever reverse Cloward & Piven point is that there seems to be a potential argument that since the sex on one's birth certificate apparently is not really definitive, then why can't I identify as a female (or Pacific Islander, etc., Rachael Dolezal call your office) and be eligible to enter my company for those sweet discriminatory government minority set-aside contracts? Why, since the sex listed on the birth certificate is redefinable by the way I feel today, can't I similarly decide that I feel like I'm sixty five and want to enroll in Medicare and start withdrawing funds from my IRA without penalty? At the other end of the age spectrum, why can't a sixteen year old say "Bartender, I know I look like I'm sixteen and that's what it says on my driver's license, but I identify as twenty-one so serve me a beer! "
I'm buying popcorn (and hollow-point just in case!)
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 14, 2016 10:17 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: lauren at May 14, 2016 10:18 AM (rhrzB)
I want to self-identify as president of the United States then just run the country by fiat like Prezzy Choom
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 14, 2016 10:19 AM (45oDG)
Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2016 10:19 AM (e3bId)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 14, 2016 10:20 AM (SeD0w)
Leftism has to be a mental disease
Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2016 10:20 AM (3wHFl)
Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2016 10:22 AM (e3bId)
Posted by: lauren at May 14, 2016 10:22 AM (rhrzB)
They beat the shit out of them.
Now, as long as the perv doesn't actually assault, verbally interact, or physically touch the child, but just stands there getting their emotional rocks off internally, you will be the one being arrested.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2016 10:23 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 10:24 AM (9ym/8)
"
Yep. Destroy society by every means possible.
Posted by: lauren at May 14, 2016 10:24 AM (rhrzB)
Speaking of airline "safety," Why don't Commercial Airplanes have Parachutes? (from Today I Found Out)
https://youtu.be/ISREt4Q6XKA
Posted by: mindful webworker takes off at May 14, 2016 10:12 AM (Y5LDn)
That was great!
Posted by: rickl at May 14, 2016 10:25 AM (sdi6R)
If Hillary supports it, and Trump says anything remotely along gate lines of the Federal Government needs to stay out of peoples underwear, and let the States handle it???
Trump wins it walking away.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2016 10:25 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2016 10:25 AM (e3bId)
Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2016 10:27 AM (e3bId)
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 14, 2016 10:17 AM (wYnyS)
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Hrothgar, as to the "Why can't I identify as a privileged minority?"
My question to those who are applying for such positions is "Why DON'T you?" Seriously, if I were applying for college or a federal job right now, I Would Not. Hesistate. to self-identify as a privileged minority.
Posted by: iforgot at May 14, 2016 10:28 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2016 10:28 AM (e3bId)
Posted by: rickl at May 14, 2016 10:30 AM (sdi6R)
Unfortunately, you or I do not get to define what "Representing a threat" is.
It used to be if you were a grown man, with a penis, the very act of following an unaccompanied child of the opposite sex into a bathroom was sufficient grounds for an ass whipping.
Now....
Not so much.
I didn't make the rules.
But I'm sure as fuck going to make the libs live by the rules they created.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2016 10:30 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2016 10:31 AM (e3bId)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 10:24 AM
SHOTGUN!!!
let's go
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 14, 2016 10:32 AM (ZQfW9)
"asshole" should never worry. Throw "bigot" out the door as it has no meaning anymore.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill "asshole igot" at May 14, 2016 10:32 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2016 10:32 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2016 10:33 AM (e3bId)
Chgo Public School students & teachers must address transgenders by correct pronouns or be punished.
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Yeah, I'm sure Jamal and Tay-tay are gonna get right on board with that.
What a game. Jamal and Tay-tay elect White Democrats like Rahm, then go about their bidness buying guns, killing other Black people, beating up fags, and voting White Democrat when time comes round again.
Posted by: iforgot at May 14, 2016 10:33 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: iforgot at May 14, 2016 10:28 AM (5o5ek)
I agree, reverse Cloward-Piven and clog the system. After all, if I can identify one way in spite of my chromosomes, where does it stop. Use your feeelz to game the system.
Note that I don't think this will end well, but...
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 14, 2016 10:33 AM (wYnyS)
Unfortunately, you or I do not get to define what "Representing a threat" is.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2016 10:30 AM (ptqRm)
Yeah. See all the news stories about George Zimmerman shooting "an unarmed black teen".
I even saw internet comments along the lines of "He should have taken his beating like a man".
Posted by: rickl at May 14, 2016 10:34 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2016 10:35 AM (e3bId)
Think I will.
Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2016 10:35 AM (3wHFl)
They have commissioned a Season 2 of one of my favorite shows, The Romeo Section. It is Canadian and unfortunately, does not air in the US. You can find it online. It's about Chinese espionage in Vancouver. It's pretty good. Lot's of sex and many talented actors that you probably havent seen before. I told andycannuck to watch it but he never listens to me.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 14, 2016 10:35 AM (iQIUe)
I think if girls' sports teams just take the proper equipment into the locker room with them - baseball bats, hockey sticks - and know how to apply them correctly to the invading boys, the problem will sort itself out.
Posted by: mindful webworker heading upward at May 14, 2016 10:36 AM (Y5LDn)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 10:36 AM (9ym/8)
Hormonally driven teen with a penis decided to join Girl Scouts.
Camping trips are gonna be a hoot.
The lesbian adult there will keep him in line. He's competition for the little girls, after all
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 14, 2016 10:36 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2016 10:36 AM (e3bId)
Posted by: rickl at May 14, 2016 10:30 AM (sdi6R)
Don't forget that in your newly identified illegal alien status you can also file for someone else's Social Security benefits without penalty!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 14, 2016 10:37 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2016 10:38 AM (e3bId)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 14, 2016 10:39 AM (SeD0w)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 10:39 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at May 14, 2016 10:40 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Barack Fitzgerald Obama at May 14, 2016 10:40 AM (RrDm2)
Um.....no.
The point is that this administration has a desire to make you into a criminal by your common sense desire to protect your child from potential harm
Remember the phrase 'Every knee shall bend"?
It's not about the knee
It's not about the bending
It's about the ability to Rule
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2016 10:40 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2016 10:38 AM (e3bId)
Then the young ladies should be ready to deploy the Dindu Nuffin amd Dince Nuffin response!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 14, 2016 10:40 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 14, 2016 10:41 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2016 10:41 AM (e3bId)
Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2016 10:42 AM (e3bId)
Posted by: @votermom at May 14, 2016 10:42 AM (7lVbc)
eeewwwuu. BTW, don't buy GS cookies. We call them abortion cookies. The Thin Mint and Samoa withdrawals aren't that bad.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 14, 2016 10:43 AM (SeD0w)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 14, 2016 10:43 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2016 10:43 AM (e3bId)
It is good to be the King or an Emperor or a Caliph, but the best of all is being all three!
Posted by: Barry Hussein O'bama at May 14, 2016 10:44 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2016 10:41 AM (e3bId)
Likewise, I need to get outside and cut the grass before the rain comes this afternoon.
Don't wanna.
Posted by: rickl at May 14, 2016 10:44 AM (sdi6R)
*peeks*
I have nothing to contribute there. I'll stay here.
Posted by: @votermom
There's a fresh new open/screaming art thread. Hardly been touched.
Posted by: mindful webworker at cruising altitude at May 14, 2016 10:45 AM (Y5LDn)
Posted by: Weasel at May 14, 2016 10:46 AM (e3bId)
Posted by: mindful webworker at cruising altitude at May 14, 2016 10:45 AM (Y5LDn)
I didn't even see that! I'm great at screaming!
Posted by: @votermom at May 14, 2016 10:46 AM (7lVbc)
...
I boycott Hannity now, but yesterday was too tired to change the station when I got in the car. He was saying that when he was in high school he refused to shower with 30 other guys in a group shower even though it was required. he was a good athlete, so the coaches wouldn't kick him off the team even though he refused to shower.
At my all-girls school we had shower stalls with curtains in our locker room, but most kids still didn't use them--we just showered at home later. Sometimes visiting teams would use them because they didn't want to go back to Houston or wherever all stinky on the bus.
Posted by: stace at May 14, 2016 10:47 AM (ozZau)
The Peruvian Consul-General in La Plata, Buenos Aires province, called for a local judge to overturn a ruling which handed down a sentence for drug-trafficking to a Peruvian transvestite. The judge said in the ruling that the sentence had to be increased due to the nationality and gender of the accused.
The Peruvian woman known as Claudia Cordova was handed a sentence of five years and three months by Judge Juan José Ruiz, who mentioned her nationality and transvestitism in his ruling - move labeled xenophobic by Peruvian Consul General Carlos Alberto Chocano Burga, local human rights groups and the municipal Obudsmans office.
(per another report, not linked, the amount of cocaine involved was 1.6 grams, below the level for prosecution for distrubution and sales. Another news item, not linked, indicates the convicted was a sex worker.)
I only link because transvestites and Peruvia.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/z7tl9gv
Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2016 10:47 AM (ry34m)
He said he doesn't have a position on the totalitarian left's most recent depredation.
This guy is not going be the savior of western civilization.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at May 14, 2016 10:48 AM (eHpnh)
*peeks*
I have nothing to contribute there. I'll stay here.
Posted by: @votermom at May 14, 2016 10:42 AM (7lVbc)
*also peeks*
Ditto.
*types something about "cult of personality" and deletes*
Posted by: rickl at May 14, 2016 10:49 AM (sdi6R)
1. The crash position: In the event of a sudden deceleration (i.e. survivable crash), your body *will* pivot forward, restrained at the waist by the seatbelt. Your head *will* end up against the seat or bulkhead forward of you. You can choose whether to place it there yourself beforehand or to smash against the obstruction forward of you violently. Your choice.
2. I flew across the U.S. and back last week. I listened to the safety briefing both times and looked at the safety pamphlet. (That's just me.) In neither case did I see or hear anything about being instructed to put on a life vest for any emergency landing which did not involve the deep blue sea. Maybe you heard a different briefing than I did.
3. Most airline crashes (rare though they be) do not involve a terminal dive into the bosom of the earth. If you're not interested in taking measures that will help you survive a survivable crash, fine. Fewer people between me and the exit.
Posted by: RNB at May 14, 2016 11:21 AM (DjjZJ)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2016 08:29 AM (o98Jz)
Dang it... that stuck "Reach Out" (Cheap Trick) in my head, as it's the next track on the Heavy Metal soundtrack.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 14, 2016 11:22 AM (VSenK)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 14, 2016 11:22 AM (ZQfW9)
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