Overnight Open Thread (6 May 2016)

The corporate cure for sexual harassment only feeds the disease.

the flaws in the training programs also speak to the more fundamental problem of the selective and arbitrary nature of sexual-harassment categorizations themselves.

We all know in the real world the off-color joke told by the cool male coworker may be deemed acceptable, but when uttered by the awkward, pot-bellied, older guy, it's contributing to a hostile environment and potential fodder for a lawsuit.

A woman who wants to go out with her colleague or even her supervisor may well be flattered when he makes an advance, but the hapless guy who mistakenly thought she was interested can end up in big trouble.

Big Pharma

FDA will require e-cigs and contents to be reviewed. Based on comments I've read on this story, most folks are missing who is really behind this. They keep saying that big tobacco is behind this but in reality, they dominate sales of e-cigs (as noted in the article) so why would they want to hurt the sales of their product? What isn't noted in the article but implied is Big Pharma's role (nicotine patch and gum).

"In the meantime, we know there are many other proven cessation tools available," Burwell (HHS Secretary) said.

Of course Big Govt has a stake too as they are losing out on tobacco taxes.

SMOD Substitutes

While the tragic comedy known as Election 2016 rolls on, what doom lies on the horizon that could fill in for SMOD, who isn't projected to arrive in time for November?

Well, Mount St. Helens is recharging its magma stores, setting off earthquake swarms. Nah, that won't be big enough.

How about this? Southern San Andreas fault 'locked and loaded', warns scientist. No, that won't do either.

I guess we'll just have to keep looking up at the skies, waiting for SMOD to grace us with a visit. We do have the eta Aquariid meteor shower to watch tonight and tomorrow with about 30+ meteors per hour so there's that.

News Bloopers

Spin Machine

Yes, it's true and not just not in regard to Iran. White House admits it played us for fools to sell Iran deal. See also Obamacare, the economy (nobody believes 5% unemployment), ISIS, etc.

Captain Obvious Statement Of The Day

Pentagon says ISIS ambush that killed Navy SEAL was a surprise. Isn't surprise the key part of an ambush?

Raise your hand if you actually believe this new red line from Kerry/Obama? Serious consequences? Too funny. Most likely just another hashtag effort with maybe a song from James Taylor.

Longest Golf Club

At just over 22 feet!

Caffeinated Shampoo

Wut? Can shampoos with caffeine thicken men's hair?

War Movie Soundtracks

I must admit there are a few tracks I didn't recognize on this list of 20 outstanding soundtracks from war movies. I think I would've at least had the Patton main theme on this list.

Dog Video

Tonight's ONT brought to you by the chemistry of a hangover:

Top dog image via

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1 Hello all!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 06, 2016 10:13 PM (jR7Wy)

2 Howdy.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:13 PM (Umptx)

3 That little Chihuahua is both near death and having the time of it's life.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:14 PM (Umptx)

4 First

Posted by: Son of Quaker Sam at May 06, 2016 10:14 PM (JMmqA)

5 That picture of the pup!

Fox had a story on today about a couple boating way offshore, and spotted something in the water.

It was a little terrier in a doggie life jacket that had fallen off a boat. Miraculously, they were in the right place at the right time and were able to save the nearly invisible dog (in somewhat rough seas).

Were able to return it eventually to its relieved owners.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2016 10:14 PM (1ZOkK)

6 ONT hangover greetings, y'all!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 06, 2016 10:15 PM (McRlu)

7 A woman who wants to go out with her colleague or even her supervisor may well be flattered when he makes an advance, but the hapless guy who mistakenly thought she was interested can end up in big trouble.


and then women bitch about there not being any Men out there who are interested in them....

Posted by: Don Quixote at May 06, 2016 10:16 PM (qf6WZ)

8 "Beats by Bulldog" was kinda fun, even if contrived. Nice doggeh.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2016 10:16 PM (mtmZ0)

9 I always thought Willow was overacting. I know how she feels now. Off to see now if there are any dogs in the ONT. (Hillary doesn't count)

Posted by: Molly k at May 06, 2016 10:16 PM (4aaDj)

10 "ONT hangover greetings, y'all! "

Get a little drinky?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:17 PM (Umptx)

11 And hot damn I see two!!!

Posted by: Molly k at May 06, 2016 10:17 PM (4aaDj)

12 I shouldn't be here,

Posted by: Skip now all out of scotch at May 06, 2016 10:18 PM (3wHFl)

13 Willowed:

Idaho?

Horrible.

Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

Gay Muslim (but I repeat myself) Hispanic Skinheads raping everyone.

Mussolinic Facisti South Carolin Klanners (per Ace) imposing their will on harmless LDS who have only faith and tactical nuclear weapons to defend themselves.

325 days of radioactive mercury contaminated sunshine and moose AIDS contaminated water that FISH SHIT IN!

Don't come here. Don't let anyone you love come here. For the love of God and all you hold dear, STAY AWAY!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 06, 2016 10:18 PM (KId5h)

14 Everybody has to be somewhere.

Posted by: navybrat at May 06, 2016 10:18 PM (8QGte)

15 OK.... where's my damn royalty check!

Posted by: Beats the Bulldog at May 06, 2016 10:19 PM (qf6WZ)

16 Tell ya what, if you're sitting here in So Cal the "locked and loaded" San Andreas seems plenty good enough to do the trick.

Posted by: Kate58 at May 06, 2016 10:19 PM (oLZsm)

17 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2016 10:14 PM (1ZOkK)

Dog water rescues happen more often than you think.

The first dog I ever had as a kid was sired by a Chesapeake Bay Retriever that a friend of my father picked up in the middle of (wait for it) the Chesapeake Bay. The friend was out fishing and noticed a dog cutting through the water and scooped him up into the boat and took him home.

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 06, 2016 10:19 PM (wYnyS)

18 And speaking of WWI, from Lileks.com comes:

http://lileks.com/institute/comicsins/comics/wallgren/index.html

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 06, 2016 10:19 PM (jR7Wy)

19 Get a little drinky?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:17 PM (Umptx)



I'm not as think as you drunk I am!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 06, 2016 10:19 PM (McRlu)

20 In Wine Forever made it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:19 PM (Umptx)

21 Carried over from previous thread:

So president Hillary picks rabid foaming at the mouth leftist for SCOTUS. Congress is either dem controlled or the GOPe rolls over and confirms the nom.

Some blue state or states ban firearms knowing the SCOTUS will eventually rubber stamp the ban.
Or
If Congress is Dem controlled, expect them to pass a bill banning all or most firearms.

This is my prediction for the next 4 years of the new president. I pray I am proven wrong, but I am preparing in case I am right

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:19 PM (hVdx9)

22 5 That picture of the pup!

Fox had a story on today about a couple boating way offshore, and spotted something in the water.

It was a little terrier in a doggie life jacket that had fallen off a boat. Miraculously, they were in the right place at the right time and were able to save the nearly invisible dog (in somewhat rough seas).

Were able to return it eventually to its relieved owners.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2016 10:14 PM (1ZOkK)

...............

Did you see the story on FOX about the lady who couldn't afford the vet bill for her paralyzed dog and left him at a shelter? I'm a hospice nurse and in 20 years have never cried like I did when I read that.

Posted by: Molly k at May 06, 2016 10:20 PM (4aaDj)

23 "I'm not as think as you drunk I am! "


Right. Occifer.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:20 PM (Umptx)

24 That pup looks all bug eyed...poor thing.

Posted by: IC at May 06, 2016 10:21 PM (zK6nG)

25 I was on my back under a defunct motorhome today, stripping out dozens of yards of good wire. In such a situation, one's mind tends to wander, and a filthy Hillary limerick composed itself. I threw up in my mouth a little. Since a burden shared is a burden lessened, here goes:


And old Pali widow named Suha


Had a most succulent hoo-hah,


Said Hillz, "I'm in lust,


And eat her I must,


Or else strap on a dildo and screw, aaah!"


Apologies to those members of the Horde who have not yet eaten.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2016 10:21 PM (mtmZ0)

26 12 I shouldn't be here,

Posted by: Skip now all out of scotch at May 06, 2016 10:18 PM (3wHFl)


..............

Well duh. Youre out of scotch. You should be at the liquor store.

Posted by: Molly k at May 06, 2016 10:21 PM (4aaDj)

27 Woot woot ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 06, 2016 10:21 PM (voOPb)

28 "That pup looks all bug eyed...poor thing."


Ah, Chihuahua. They always look like that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:21 PM (Umptx)

29 The whole e sig thing is now that young people are not smoking if e sig become popular than smoking will start up again. And the anti tobacco fascists have just started to get there way and don't want to go back to were they started.
I do not smoke, never have.

Posted by: Skip now all out of scotch at May 06, 2016 10:22 PM (3wHFl)

30 Hola, amigoz en loz intertuboz!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2016 10:22 PM (EzgxV)

31 Nevada Democrats Celebrate Trump's Nomination

If Donald Trump is supposed to be able to win "yuuuge" victories, then why are Democrats celebrating, if not reveling, in his coming nomination?

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=11709

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2016 10:23 PM (vBeA5)

32 Hola, amigoz en loz intertuboz!!!

Posted by: cthulhu

English mother*cker! Do you speak it?!

Posted by: Jules at May 06, 2016 10:24 PM (hVdx9)

33 Posted by: Skip now all out of scotch at May 06, 2016 10:22 PM (3wHFl)

Best of all is that the same people are moving heaven and earth to legalize pot, and the usual intake mechanism is (gasp) smoking it!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 06, 2016 10:24 PM (wYnyS)

34 Ah, Chihuahua. They always look like that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:21 PM (Umptx)



Chihuahua looks like a seal about to bust an artery from high blood pressure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2016 10:25 PM (mtmZ0)

35 "English mother*cker! Do you speak it?!"


Uh-oh, Jules showed up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:25 PM (Umptx)

36 It's crooked Hillary and goofy Warren, according to Trump. And Viente Fox should keep talking..he might annoy enough Americans into voting for Trump this November.

Posted by: IC at May 06, 2016 10:25 PM (zK6nG)

37 Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2016 10:21 PM (m

Please don't give up your day job AOP

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 06, 2016 10:26 PM (voOPb)

38 That Jules is a temperamental guy. Likes to shout when he talks.

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:26 PM (hVdx9)

39 Longest Golf Club

At just over 22 feet!


That was just retarded ... though it would come in handy for the club measurements for the bullshit ball drops that pros take all the time.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 06, 2016 10:27 PM (zc3Db)

40 13 Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 06, 2016 10:18 PM (KId5h)

Sounds like my kinda place!

Seriously, I'd like to retire there, but that's still a few years off. Maybe northern Idaho, though, not the I-84 corridor.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 06, 2016 10:27 PM (VSenK)

41 Posted by: IC at May 06, 2016 10:25 PM (zK6nG)

The Trumpster sure can come up with catchy simple memorable on-target nicknames!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 06, 2016 10:27 PM (wYnyS)

42 That was just retarded ... though it would come in handy for the club measurements for the bullshit ball drops that pros take all the time.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
****

I suspect Obama's balls have yet to drop.

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:28 PM (hVdx9)

43 30 Hola, amigoz en loz intertuboz!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2016 10:22 PM (EzgxV)



English mother*cker! Do you speak it?!

Posted by: Jules at May 06, 2016 10:24 PM (hVdx9)



Know what Billiards and cthulhu undocumented "guest workers" have got in common?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of 'em.


/badoldcopjokes



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 06, 2016 10:28 PM (McRlu)

44

Back in the day I had a Timber Shepard (2/5 v 3/5) SAR dog, water crazy, fully trained, sent him into a flooding river in central Florida after a kid stuck on a snag. Doggy flotation device of course. Human handle. Had kid grab handle and let SAR dog swim him in, as snag was breaking apart and kiddo was likely lost if no intervention. He got the kid back to shore but was too wiped out to make it himself and was swept away.

RIP Rama. You saved a human child. You performed the ultimate canine sacrifice. Perhaps, you performed the ultimate sacrifice of any thinking being, saving a child.

I miss you.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 06, 2016 10:28 PM (KId5h)

45 "That Jules is a temperamental guy. Likes to shout when he talks."


And when you shoot a guy in the head in the backseat on the L.A. freeway at 8 A.M he really becomes a dick.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:28 PM (Umptx)

46 I suspect Obama's balls have yet to drop.

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:28 PM (hVdx9)


LOL. Probably true.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 06, 2016 10:29 PM (zc3Db)

47 The Trumpster sure can come up with catchy simple memorable on-target nicknames!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 06, 2016 10:27 PM (wYnyS)

****

C'mon. Not on the ONT please.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 06, 2016 10:29 PM (YLidQ)

48 23 "I'm not as think as you drunk I am! "


Right. Occifer.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:20 PM (Umptx)


.............

Funny I should read this nonsense today. For some reason a memory from 20 years ago came back to me today, In my youth I may have made the MADD mothers even madder. Got pulled over and hauled to the jail. THey called in the nurse to draw my blood and she was awful at it. I didn't know her and decided to tell her she was a shitty blood drawer and should I maybe draw my own Fing blood before I deflated. She wasn't amused. Next day my boss tells me that my CPR had expired and I couldn't work until I had it current. Turns out there was a nurse that would was willing to do it in her own home that same day. Yeah...........it was her. Talk about awkward. Good thing tho it turns out I wasn't over the limit but apparently had enough to mouth off.' And she passed me. I look back now and think getting old and responsible isn't a bad thing

Posted by: Molly k at May 06, 2016 10:29 PM (4aaDj)

49 Chihuahuas eyes bug out like that because they're basically 10 pounds of hate crammed in a 5 pound body.

Posted by: Chi at May 06, 2016 10:30 PM (uKWAY)

50 A woman who wants to go out with her colleague or even her supervisor
may well be flattered when he makes an advance, but the hapless guy who
mistakenly thought she was interested can end up in big trouble.



No shit.

Posted by: Clarence Thomas at May 06, 2016 10:30 PM (oKE6c)

51 "The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of 'em."


Most cheeky. Heard variations over the years but all true.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:30 PM (Umptx)

52 If Donald Trump is supposed to be able to win "yuuuge" victories, then why are Democrats celebrating, if not reveling, in his coming nomination?

Cause if they celebrated yesterday they might be branded as racists ...

Cause if Hillary wins, they win; if Trump wins, they win ...

Cause they might as well celebrate now before the Peoples Republic of Nevada runs out of hops and toilet paper ...

Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 06, 2016 10:30 PM (AoK0a)

53 @44, now you have me crying in my margarita.

Posted by: IC at May 06, 2016 10:31 PM (zK6nG)

54 31 Nevada Democrats Celebrate Trump's Nomination

If Donald Trump is supposed to be able to win "yuuuge" victories, then why are Democrats celebrating, if not reveling, in his coming nomination?

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=11709

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2016 10:23 PM (vBeA5)

++++

You're worried and dismayed that the Democrats snarked about Trump winning? If only someone else would have won... No doubt those NV Dems would put on a show of respect for the nominee.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 06, 2016 10:31 PM (R+30W)

55 And when you shoot a guy in the head in the backseat on the L.A. freeway at 8 A.M he really becomes a dick.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill
*****

Exactly. Piss poor trigger discipline, yet he expects someone to help him clean up HIS mess. PITA.

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:31 PM (hVdx9)

56 Pentagon says ISIS ambush that killed Navy SEAL was a surprise. Isn't surprise the key part of an ambush?

********

This explains a great deal...

Posted by: antisocialist at May 06, 2016 10:31 PM (9n14Y)

57 46 I suspect Obama's balls have yet to drop.

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:28 PM (hVdx9)

............

There is a word for that. Cryptorchid.
Chryptorich Barry sounds about right

Posted by: Molly k at May 06, 2016 10:32 PM (4aaDj)

58 If SMOD refuses to perform his annoited duties, then all hopes lie with the Yellowstone supervolcano.

Posted by: SGT Stumpy at May 06, 2016 10:32 PM (6BJHO)

59 32 Hola, amigoz en loz intertuboz!!!

Posted by: cthulhu

English mother*cker! Do you speak it?!

Posted by: Jules at May 06, 2016 10:24 PM (hVdx9)



Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu ONT wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2016 10:32 PM (EzgxV)

60 Seriously, I'd like to retire there, but that's still a few years off. Maybe northern Idaho, though, not the I-84 corridor.

Stay north of The River and you will be happy.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 06, 2016 10:33 PM (KId5h)

61 Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu ONT wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Posted by: cthulhu
****

Blam!

Posted by: Jules at May 06, 2016 10:33 PM (hVdx9)

62 The sad thing about living in So Cal is you lose your sense of humanity on the freeway; an accident on the 101 or 405 really buggers up traffic and you are filled with nothing but hate for those whose caused the accident. Well, at least I am.

Posted by: IC at May 06, 2016 10:34 PM (zK6nG)

63 I see I'm blabbing and starting to misspell stuff. Gonna call it night.

Posted by: Molly k at May 06, 2016 10:34 PM (4aaDj)

64 "...you are filled with nothing but hate for those whose caused the accident. "

A test of conscience.

Posted by: navybrat at May 06, 2016 10:35 PM (8QGte)

65 "yet he expects someone to help him clean up HIS mess. PITA."


I loved it and all. But who in the underworld shows up to clean up your fcuk-up? Won't they stay away? Don't they just get away and waste your ass for fcuking up?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:35 PM (Umptx)

66 Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 06, 2016 10:28 PM (KId5h)

Nobility in life and death!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 06, 2016 10:36 PM (wYnyS)

67 Helloooo nighttime horde folk

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 06, 2016 10:36 PM (RRLg9)

68 The Navy SEAL is an Arizonan ... Charles Keating IV.

The lowered the flags on Wed ...

Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 06, 2016 10:37 PM (AoK0a)

69 21
So president Hillary picks rabid foaming at the mouth leftist for SCOTUS......
Some blue state or states ban firearms knowing the SCOTUS will eventually rubber stamp the ban.
Or
If Congress is Dem controlled, expect them to pass a bill banning all or most firearms.

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:19 PM (hVdx9)
-------------------------------------------
The first, I think. There are still quite a few Dem Representatives and Senators that won't go TOO far w/ gun control. (Even super-lefties like Bernie Sanders, for example.)

So, as usual, the Dems will let the black-robed priests issue a fatwa against guns.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 06, 2016 10:38 PM (T/5A0)

70 I loved it and all. But who in the underworld shows up to clean up your fcuk-up? Won't they stay away? Don't they just get away and waste your ass for fcuking up?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill
****

I guess it would depend on your value to the organization and if this was a first strike or not.

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:38 PM (hVdx9)

71 I loved it and all. But who in the underworld shows up to clean up your fcuk-up?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:35 PM (Umptx)


It was right there in La Femme Nikita - the cleaner. And that Froggie movie beat the hell out of Pulp Fiction.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 06, 2016 10:38 PM (zc3Db)

72 Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2016 10:23 PM (vBeA5)

I thought there was an actual.party-party, you know, Vegas style, not just a letter.
Click-bait Hat, I dub thee!

Posted by: @votermom at May 06, 2016 10:38 PM (nbrY/)

73 "Stay north of The River and you will be happy."

I got family north of the river. So, stay out of Boise and Idaho Falls and things are good, no?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:38 PM (Umptx)

74 We all know in the real world the off-color joke told by the cool male coworker may be deemed acceptable, but when uttered by the awkward, pot-bellied, older guy, it's contributing to a hostile environment and potential fodder for a lawsuit.

A woman who wants to go out with her colleague or even her supervisor may well be flattered when he makes an advance, but the hapless guy who mistakenly thought she was interested can end up in big trouble.

______

True story: At my place of employment (a Department of Defense aircraft depot), we have been informed that if we refer to our new "transgender transitioning from male to female" employee as "he" instead of "she", even by accident, we will be written up and/or otherwise disciplined.
And, believe me, this employee in no way resembles a "she", other than in attire, so "accidents" are gonna happen.
Just what we needed. Another avenue for the Perpetually Offended to get their revenge.

Posted by: antisocialist at May 06, 2016 10:38 PM (9n14Y)

75 Yes, it's true and not just not in regard to Iran. White House admits it played us for fools to sell Iran deal.

And the McConnell/Boner Brain Trust was right there doing their part like good little craven toadies. It's almost as if issues are just things they use to scare us into line on our respective teams so they get to pursue their own self-serving agendas...

Posted by: Joe Regalbuto at May 06, 2016 10:39 PM (Pby3z)

76
Did you see the story on FOX about the lady who
couldn't afford the vet bill for her paralyzed dog and left him at a
shelter? I'm a hospice nurse and in 20 years have never cried like I did
when I read that.

Posted by: Molly k at May 06, 2016 10:20 PM (4aaDj)


Every Friday our paper has a section of dogs/puppies and older cats/kittens for adoption from various agencies.


Today there was a sweet, older Golden for adoption. Her owners turned her in to the shelter because she was "too old." They said whoever adopts her will need to be gentle with her, because she's "afraid of raised voices and sudden movements."

Not a hot enough place....

But it's become a regular thing to see nice, older dogs and cats put up, especially as SCAD lets out for the summer. There's a saying here, when you pay your tuition, SCAD issues you a puppy or kitten. Then, whatever...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2016 10:39 PM (1ZOkK)

77 "I guess it would depend on your value to the organization and if this was a first strike or not."


Maybe. Once. But if you've shown the ability to fark up that bad, aren't they then eyeing you? And no second chances.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:41 PM (Umptx)

78 Posted by: Joe Regalbuto at May 06, 2016 10:39 PM (Pby3z)

Fool us once, shame on you!
Fool us for decades, shame on us!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 06, 2016 10:42 PM (wYnyS)

79 "It was right there in La Femme Nikita - the cleaner. And that Froggie movie beat the hell out of Pulp Fiction."


Missed both of those.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:43 PM (Umptx)

80 Perhaps what the Yellowstone caldera needs to get its destruction on is an offering.

I'll go first: Ben Rhodes

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2016 10:43 PM (1ZOkK)

81 True story: At my place of employment (a Department of Defense aircraft depot), we have been informed that if we refer to our new "transgender transitioning from male to female" employee as "he" instead of "she", even by accident, we will be written up and/or otherwise disciplined.

Fuglybitchy works great as an alternative ...

Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 06, 2016 10:43 PM (AoK0a)

82 That little Chihuahua is both near death and having the time of it's life.

Looks like he has just "received" a high-speed fish.

Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2016 10:44 PM (Z58Xa)

83 H/T WZ
Hillary lies like a rug, but you already knew that:
http://tinyurl.com/jxyfamq

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 06, 2016 10:44 PM (wYnyS)

84 Maybe. Once. But if you've shown the ability to fark up that bad, aren't they then eyeing you? And no second chances.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill
*****

If you have been very valuable and your f-up isn't too bad, I can see them cutting slack.
A big f-up or multiple f-ups and I see a shallow grave in your immediate future.

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:44 PM (hVdx9)

85 Fool us once, shame on you!
Fool us for decades, shame on us!


They don't fool us.

They made garroting with piano wire illegal for some reason ...

Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 06, 2016 10:45 PM (AoK0a)

86 Adieu, mes amis!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 06, 2016 10:45 PM (wYnyS)

87 OY.

Chores before hostility towards the not in a good way morons ...

Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 06, 2016 10:46 PM (AoK0a)

88

Dog fart! Funneh

Posted by: ThunderB at May 06, 2016 10:47 PM (zOTsN)

89 True story: At my place of employment (a Department of Defense aircraft depot), we have been informed that if we refer to our new "transgender transitioning from male to female" employee as "he" instead of "she", even by accident, we will be written up and/or otherwise disciplined.
And, believe me, this employee in no way resembles a "she", other than in attire, so "accidents" are gonna happen.
Just what we needed. Another avenue for the Perpetually Offended to get their revenge.

Posted by: antisocialist
****

Just call it "thing". Problem solved.
I worked with a thing like that. Perpetual five o'clock shadow, long hair, and stirrup stretchy pants daily.
It had a sister in my training class and she was dumber than a bag of hammers and more vile than an abscess.

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:47 PM (hVdx9)

90 White House admits it played us for fools to sell Iran deal.

Who's 'us', kemosabe? I don't live in DC nor do I experience the world only thru the WaPo/NYT/AP Axis.

Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2016 10:47 PM (Z58Xa)

91 Posted by: antisocialist at May 06, 2016 10:38 PM (9n14Y)



Had that happen at a place where I used to work. Just wait until it decides it's attracted to a male coworker. Talk about your uncomfortable workplace environments.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 06, 2016 10:49 PM (GUBah)

92 Hey everybody.

Molly k, if you're out there, check your order status at Amazon about that book you mentioned. It might not be too late to cancel the hard copy order and place a Kindle order to replace it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2016 10:49 PM (ntObR)

93 76---There's a saying here, when you pay your tuition, SCAD issues you a puppy or kitten. Then, whatever...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2016 10:39 PM (1ZOkK)
----------------------
My daughter nearly went there. Heh.
She came very, very close to signing up for tens of thousands of dollars in debt so she could major in......jewelry design.
Yes, indeed.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 06, 2016 10:49 PM (T/5A0)

94 as "he" instead of "she", even by accident

If he's confused, why shouldn't I be as well?

Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2016 10:49 PM (Z58Xa)

95 "White House admits it played us for fools to sell Iran deal. "

Not all of us bought it. Just the dumb ones.

Posted by: navybrat at May 06, 2016 10:49 PM (8QGte)

96 "White House admits it played us for fools to sell Iran deal."

It didn't fool me...or any sentient creature for that matter...

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:49 PM (hVdx9)

97

The Iran deal is what we thought it was

Obama betrayed the nation and our allies to realign the region and make a "legacy", one that he and Mr Creative Writing made up

Posted by: ThunderB at May 06, 2016 10:51 PM (zOTsN)

98 White House Iran deal was a surrender. Just like Barry wanted it.


Shit awaits

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:51 PM (Umptx)

99 Evening horde.

How goes it this fine and rainy Friday night.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 10:51 PM (hlMPp)

100 Not all of us bought it. Just the dumb ones.

The Fraternal Order of Professional Politicians sure bought it.

Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2016 10:51 PM (Z58Xa)

101 ----------------------

My daughter nearly went there. Heh.

She came very, very close to signing up for tens of thousands of dollars in debt so she could major in......jewelry design.

Yes, indeed.





Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 06, 2016 10:49 PM (T/5A0)


SCAD actually has some interesting shops in the Hysterical District. One of them sells jewelry which is actually really lovely.

But I'm glad you saved your money. I have a girlfriend who taught herself jewelry making, and sells hers in various shops in Cabo and LA. I have a necklace she made for me of sea glass, that is beautiful.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2016 10:52 PM (1ZOkK)

102 If he's confused, why shouldn't I be as well?
Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2016 10:49 PM (Z58Xa)

*****

Ah, but he doesn't think HE'S confused.
He thinks God was, when He gave him "outdoor plumbing".

A chick with a d*ck is still...a dude.

Posted by: antisocialist at May 06, 2016 10:52 PM (9n14Y)

103 3 That little Chihuahua is both near death and having the time of it's life.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:14 PM (Umptx)

Male praying mantises know exactly what that's like.

So would male members of the Horde if Kate Upton showed up at their doorsteps in a babydoll nightie and told them she wanted a quickie before tying the knot with Verlander.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 06, 2016 10:52 PM (P8951)

104 He has decided to cede the ME, all of it, to Iran

Posted by: ThunderB at May 06, 2016 10:52 PM (zOTsN)

105 This admin only fooled willing dupes. Everybody knew it was a total surrender.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 10:53 PM (hlMPp)

106 "The Fraternal Order of Professional Politicians sure bought it."

They were skimming a part of the vig.
Never attribute to innocence that which indicates culpability.

Posted by: navybrat at May 06, 2016 10:54 PM (8QGte)

107 "If you have been very valuable and your f-up isn't too bad, I can see them cutting slack. "


Meh. They've always got a replacement and you're value is equal to the lack if losses.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:54 PM (Umptx)

108 Ah, but he doesn't think HE'S confused.
He thinks God was, when He gave him "outdoor plumbing".

A chick with a d*ck is still...a dude.

Posted by: antisocialist
****

A dude with a "vagina" is also still a dude per DNA. They go apesh*t when you point this out tho.

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:54 PM (hVdx9)

109 Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 06, 2016 10:52 PM (P8951)

That would be the longest 30 seconds of her life

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 06, 2016 10:54 PM (voOPb)

110 If he's confused, why shouldn't I be as well?

Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2016 10:49 PM (Z58Xa)


Ha! Touché!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 06, 2016 10:54 PM (zc3Db)

111 104
He has decided to cede the ME, all of it, to Iran

Posted by: ThunderB at May 06, 2016 10:52 PM (zOTsN)


And when Iran nukes Israel (and probably us as well), I hope the Creator has something special planned for Barry Soetoro Barack Hussein Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2016 10:54 PM (1ZOkK)

112 He has decided to cede the ME, all of it, to Iran

The hard Left always wants to create other superpowers to contain the US.

Posted by: Joe Regalbuto at May 06, 2016 10:55 PM (Pby3z)

113
A dude with a "vagina" is also still a dude per DNA. They go apesh*t when you point this out tho.
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:54 PM (hVdx9)

And these are the same people who Love Science Sexually.

Posted by: Josephistan at May 06, 2016 10:55 PM (7qAYi)

114 Meh. They've always got a replacement and you're value is equal to the lack if losses.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill
****

They value money and what you can do for them. If you bring in a ton of money, or have a skill they badly need you have a chance.
A low level flunky tho? Chipper shredder time.

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:55 PM (hVdx9)

115 Nite morons
Getting up super early for fishing opener
Be well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 06, 2016 10:55 PM (voOPb)

116 OMG.
Talk about confusion.
Brody Jenner, son of Brucilla, is engaged to a chick named Kaitlyn. She's a real female, so that's nice, but for the love of .......
If I were him, I'd demand she change her name before I asked her to marry me.
Creepy.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 06, 2016 10:55 PM (T/5A0)

117 And when Iran nukes Israel (and probably us as well), I hope the Creator has something special planned for Barry Soetoro Barack Hussein Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2016 10:54 PM (1ZOkK)


I'd rather see something done here - in this world - just so I could be sure.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 06, 2016 10:57 PM (zc3Db)

118 104 He has decided to cede the ME, all of it, to Iran

Posted by: ThunderB at May 06, 2016 10:52 PM (zOTsN)



Don't forget -- Russia gets some, too.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2016 10:57 PM (EzgxV)

119 The hard Left always wants to create other superpowers to contain the US.

Posted by: Joe Regalbuto
****

THIS!

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:57 PM (hVdx9)

120 'Night, all. Gotta move our foreign student out of his dorm tomorrow, and in with us for a couple of days until he goes home.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2016 10:57 PM (1ZOkK)

121 "He has decided to cede the ME, all of it, to Iran"

Word. He thinks the Iranian Regime will run things and the U.S. won't have to worry.


Fool. Dilerious, dangerous fool.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:57 PM (Umptx)

122 And these are the same people who Love Science Sexually.

Posted by: Josephistan
****

They don't have a clue what that word means.

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:58 PM (hVdx9)

123 118 104 He has decided to cede the ME, all of it, to Iran

Posted by: ThunderB at May 06, 2016 10:52 PM (zOTsN)



Don't forget -- Russia gets some, too.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2016 10:57 PM (EzgxV)


The world split three ways between the Caliphate, Russia & China

Posted by: Josephistan at May 06, 2016 10:59 PM (7qAYi)

124 116 OMG.
Talk about confusion.
Brody Jenner, son of Brucilla, is engaged to a chick named Kaitlyn. She's a real female, so that's nice, but for the love of .......
If I were him, I'd demand she change her name before I asked her to marry me.
Creepy.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 06, 2016 10:55 PM (T/5A0)


That's probably where Bruce Jenner got the idea of the name.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2016 10:59 PM (EzgxV)

125 That's probably where Bruce Jenner got the idea of the name.

Posted by: cthulhu
****

Very sick.

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 11:00 PM (hVdx9)

126 That's probably where Bruce Jenner got the idea of the name.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2016 10:59 PM (EzgxV)

Even more creepy...

Paging Zombie Sigmund Freud...Siggy, do we have a case for you.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 06, 2016 11:01 PM (P8951)

127 That's probably where Bruce Jenner got the idea of the name.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2016 10:59 PM (EzgxV)


Young Katlyn should say, "I'm not going to touch this fucked-up family with a ten-foot pole", and rush out and marry a plump Canadian geologist. or something.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2016 11:01 PM (mtmZ0)

128 'Night MH.

Good fishing tomorrow!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:02 PM (hlMPp)

129 "If you bring in a ton of money, or have a skill they badly need you have a chance. "


Until you can be replaced by someone cheaper. Just like Silicone Valley. One's legal, one is not. Money still rules.

You will be shat out the ass end so fast it will make your head spin.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 11:02 PM (Umptx)

130 122 And these are the same people who Love Science Sexually.

Posted by: Josephistan
****

They don't have a clue what that word means.
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:58 PM (hVdx9)

I think here is more than one word in there that they are having trouble with...

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at May 06, 2016 11:02 PM (m5xM0)

131 He also wears the same dresses his daughter the model, Kendell, wears

He wants to be her. It's gross

Posted by: ThunderB at May 06, 2016 11:02 PM (zOTsN)

132 And these are the same people who Love Science Sexually.
Posted by: Josephistan at May 06, 2016 10:55 PM (7qAYi)

That needs to be pointed out as often as possible.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 06, 2016 11:03 PM (P8951)

133 Cybersecurity professionals are warning anyone with a personal email account to change their passwords after stolen user names and passwords were being offered up for sale on the Internet, NBC News reported.
Some 272.3 million accounts were stolen - and involve some of the biggest email providers, including Google, Yahoo, Hotmail and Microsoft, according to Alex Holden of Hold Security.

Posted by: James T Kirk at May 06, 2016 11:03 PM (e8kgV)

134 That's probably where Bruce Jenner got the idea of the name.

That would truly be fucked up. Of course, it could be Brody, instead (or too).

Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2016 11:04 PM (Z58Xa)

135 He wants to be her. It's gross

Posted by: ThunderB at May 06, 2016 11:02 PM (zOTsN)


Sucks when the wrong people get killed in car wrecks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2016 11:04 PM (mtmZ0)

136 Nice ONT M....

hope you are well, my only quibble with your selections is you have that jackass 1/2 rate volcano over in the Evergreen State and that intermittent crackhead faultline over in the Golden State....

I am superior to both when the chips are down each in their own field.

Sincerely,
Yellow Stone Caldera

Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:05 PM (g8Hfr)

137 Just a drive by cause I'm under the influence. FK those asshole and their sexual hasrassment bs. They obviosly never worked construction in the 80's and 90's. I say this as a girl who did. They can . . . I can't spell but they can go somewhere, grrrrr

Posted by: Infidel at May 06, 2016 11:05 PM (M0b5O)

138 Friday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/728614580029657092

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/728614717825134592

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/728614872053907456

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/728615031521353728

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/728615185972375553

Posted by: kbdabear at May 06, 2016 11:05 PM (BIa0z)

139 135 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2016 11:04 PM (mtmZ0)


Kinetic Impact is a random bastard...

well unless you throw someone from a thirteen story balcony....

then it is pretty much a known quantity.

//Abe Reles

Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:06 PM (g8Hfr)

140
25 When I'm elected President AOP will be my poet laureate.
He can recite that at my inaguration

Posted by: MAx at May 06, 2016 11:06 PM (LAliD)

141 Not to sound like an asshole. I know. I acquired a lot wisdom. Then, one day, I cost too much. Wisdom acquired? Meant shit. Flushed out and new $12 people they went with.


Been there more than twice in the last 10 years.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 11:07 PM (Umptx)

142 137 Posted by: Infidel at May 06, 2016 11:05 PM (M0b5O)


It is just another piece of power on the board of the game of life Infidel...

Affirmative Action is not about "getting a chance" it is about "getting over"

Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:07 PM (g8Hfr)

143
Shit. Seems that I happened to be trying out the same proxy as one of our trolls. Either that or I pissed someone off.

Naaaaaah.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 06, 2016 11:07 PM (o98Jz)

144 132 And these are the same people who Love Science Sexually.
Posted by: Josephistan at May 06, 2016 10:55 PM (7qAYi)

That needs to be pointed out as often as possible.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 06, 2016 11:03 PM (P8951)

If they talk about how the science is settled when it comes to global warming, point out that the fact that persons with dicks are male and persons with vajayjays are female was settled science for, oh, all of human history up until a few years ago.

So apparently even the most settled science isn't settled..

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 06, 2016 11:07 PM (P8951)

145 101----SCAD actually has some interesting shops in the Hysterical District. One of them sells jewelry which is actually really lovely.

But I'm glad you saved your money. I have a girlfriend who taught herself jewelry making, and sells hers in various shops in Cabo and LA. I have a necklace she made for me of sea glass, that is beautiful.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2016 10:52 PM
-------------------
In all seriousness, we were pretty impressed with SCAD. And daughter really liked the people and city soooo much more than what she found visiting design schools in Philly, DC, and NY.

She finally decided to get some practical skills at community college --- wood-working, machining, and now welding. She knows she wants to make things and, like your friend, can teach herself by doing it. (I hope!)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 06, 2016 11:07 PM (T/5A0)

146 BTW, I have to complain about a moronette.
Apparently while Jane Doh was in the barrel, a creature that may have happened to look like a certain killer whale dumped a box of spiders into the barrel (well, that's what I heard).
Next thing I know she's whacking me with a baseball bat.
I'm sure she saw black and white and just assumed it was me. It could have been a zebra for crying out loud. Even assuming it was a killer whale, it could have been ANY part time land dwelling killer whale. Just very disappointed in her right now.

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 11:08 PM (hVdx9)

147 More Friday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/728615340230492160

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/728615508619214850

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/728615705751490562

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/728615895204016129

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/728616112590618624

Posted by: kbdabear at May 06, 2016 11:08 PM (BIa0z)

148 21 Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:19 PM (hVdx9)


My understanding is DoJ no longer refers to people as "convicts" or "felons" b/c "feelings"...

Terry the Punk McAuliffe grants them essentially full pardons on release now...

so why not be a by Hillary!'s telling "felon"?

Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:09 PM (g8Hfr)

149 144 Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 06, 2016 11:07 PM (P8951)


Then when they try to parse gender and sex into a 36 part question hit them repeatedly about the head and laugh "we live in an insane asylum" with a nice smile....


//Jack Napier esq

Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:10 PM (g8Hfr)

150 Allright, hasta, all....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 11:11 PM (Umptx)

151 Good luck Ricardo...

I am probably going to go coma as well...

long day tomorrow.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:11 PM (g8Hfr)

152 True story: At my place of employment (a Department
of Defense aircraft depot), we have been informed that if we refer to
our new "transgender transitioning from male to female" employee as "he"
instead of "she", even by accident, we will be written up and/or
otherwise disciplined.

And, believe me, this employee in no way resembles a "she", other than in attire, so "accidents" are gonna happen.

Just what we needed. Another avenue for the Perpetually Offended to get their revenge.

Posted by: antisocialist at May 06, 2016 10:38 PM (9n14Y)

Did you ask if "s/he/it" (pronounced sh-it) was acceptable?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 06, 2016 11:11 PM (T78UI)

153 Hey everybody.

I came *this close* to sharing that sexual harassment article with you-know-who at Twitter. Thank God I'm good at making myself put that stuff off, nowadays.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2016 11:12 PM (ntObR)

154 Hooooorde!!!

Damn I'm way late.

What the hell is going on? I've been sick for weeks, I'm fairly drunk, I'm spoiling for a fight.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:12 PM (GEICT)

155 Trans people aren't insane. Really

Daily Mail had a story this morning on the Jon Benet Ramsey murder. It had a paragraph about the child sex offender who had falsely confessed to her murder but later was eliminated as a suspect by DNA

Seems he was arrested as a sex tourist in Bangkok, they found child porn on him too. He liked little girls. While he was being questioned by Thai police he confessed to the Ramsey murder. They sent him back to the states, took his DNA and realized he lied. They released him

Turns out shortly thereafter he decided he was Trans and started taking hormones and living as a women. Don't know if he had the surgery. Anyway he got "engaged" to a man but they later broke up. He/she moved to Seattle. With a new female name and even shaved 15 years off the age. Pretty good way to conceal the fact that you are a sex offender.

Lives as a woman. Still takes sex tours to Asia. Confessed to killing a little girl

In a ladies room near you

Not dangerous. Not mentally ill. Bigot

Posted by: ThunderB at May 06, 2016 11:13 PM (zOTsN)

156 Did anyone here hear about Chuckles Johnson's recent hit piece on Dana Loesch at some site called "gotnews"?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2016 11:13 PM (ntObR)

157 154 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:12 PM (GEICT)


Glad you're alive...

the fighting seems to have abated since Ace pointed out WW1 was coming this October.

The Soccer truce is in fashion.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:13 PM (g8Hfr)

158 156 Did anyone here hear about Chuckles Johnson's recent hit piece on Dana Loesch at some site called "got news"?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2016 11:13 PM (ntObR)



That idiot still exists? And he's STILL going after Loesch??

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:14 PM (GEICT)

159 154 Hooooorde!!!

Damn I'm way late.

What the hell is going on? I've been sick for weeks, I'm fairly drunk, I'm spoiling for a fight.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:12 PM (GEICT)

Then come into a morning thread you lazy fuck.. ONT is for fucking happiness.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:14 PM (hlMPp)

160 Chihuahuas eyes bug out like that because they're basically 10 pounds of hate crammed in a 5 pound body.
Posted by: Chi at May 06, 2016 10:30 PM (uKWAY)


Yeah, some are.

Our little Chihuahua is 15 pounds of love and fear crammed into a 4.5-pound body. She's my sweet little shadow and follows me everywhere.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at May 06, 2016 11:14 PM (dPpmC)

161 156 Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2016 11:13 PM (ntObR)


Ginger Chuck not Jazz Flautist Chuck yes?

He has had a mad on for Ms loesch for years.

She's a nice gal, Chris her and I interact frequently.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:14 PM (g8Hfr)

162 127
Young Katlyn should say, "I'm not going to touch this fucked-up family with a ten-foot pole", and rush out and marry a plump Canadian geologist. or something.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2016 11:01 PM
---------------
Perhaps Brody Jenner has a plump wallet!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 06, 2016 11:15 PM (T/5A0)

163 Then come into a morning thread you lazy fuck.. ONT is for fucking happiness.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:14 PM (hlMPp)



Ehhh...every time I glance at a DayWalker thread, I just want to start throwing things. My problem is I'm not a morning person. I get riled up about the time the blog shuts down. Then it's happiness and light of the ONT.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:15 PM (GEICT)

164 162 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 06, 2016 11:15 PM (T/5A0)


AOP needs to steer clear of the Bruce Caitlyn Mobile...

I hear it has a bodycount

Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:16 PM (g8Hfr)

165 Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2016 11:13 PM (ntObR)

Sure it's recent. Quick search shows the hit piece being from January 2015.


And Loesch is armed. Would be cut for Chuckles to go after her.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:16 PM (hlMPp)

166 Oops, I screwed up. That hit piece goes back to January 2015.

Still, Chuckles is always good for a hearty round of ridicule.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2016 11:16 PM (ntObR)

167 RWC, LOL.

"Look out Dana! I got a 10-speed Huffy and I know how to use it!!"

:-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2016 11:17 PM (ntObR)

168 Chihuahuas eyes bug out like that because they're basically 10 pounds of hate crammed in a 5 pound body.
Posted by: Chi at May 06, 2016 10:30 PM (uKWAY)


heh.


nah, they are little so they have to strike first since they cannot afford to get behind. big dogs have more design margin to hold back and see what happens.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 06, 2016 11:17 PM (vb33c)

169 Self-mutilation is crazy.
Therefore
Trannies are crazy.

Posted by: @votermom at May 06, 2016 11:17 PM (nbrY/)

170 And Loesch is armed. Would be cut for Chuckles to go after her.

Posted by: RWC
****

I am betting he has sexual fantasies about her sexually dominating and humiliating him. Frustrated he can't have her do that to him.

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 11:17 PM (hVdx9)

171 Well, I'm going to go have a nap. Took two Naproxen to ease the sore back from working under the motorhome, and they have gone and made me drowsy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2016 11:18 PM (mtmZ0)

172 Ginger Chuck lands steel on an appropriate target about once every 28 days or so....

"It's funny b/c Sven just said he has a vagina!"

//Ben Rothlisberger

Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:18 PM (g8Hfr)

173 Ehhh...every time I glance at a DayWalker thread, I just want to start throwing things. My problem is I'm not a morning person. I get riled up about the time the blog shuts down. Then it's happiness and light of the ONT.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:15 PM (GEICT)

Typically not a morning person myself but work expects me to do something....so morning threads it is!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:18 PM (hlMPp)

174 Tilikum, LOL.

As I've said before, Chuckles is forever butthurt that he can't ban people from the entire internet. I *always* make a point to throw that in his face whenever I see his ugly mug and messages at Twitter.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2016 11:18 PM (ntObR)

175 OH. Daily Mail scrubbed the paragraph about the Trans nut job. Cause reasons

Posted by: ThunderB at May 06, 2016 11:18 PM (zOTsN)

176 Typically not a morning person myself but work expects me to do something....so morning threads it is!

Posted by: RWC -
****

Heh. I post from work. Maybe not the best idea. Oh well.

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 11:19 PM (hVdx9)

177 Who wants to bet Chuckles has found himself on the wrong end of Dana's barrel already, at least once?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2016 11:19 PM (ntObR)

178 170 Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 11:17 PM (hVdx9)


He and Stranahan are the Breitbart alums I looked at when I said "nah don't trust the underlings much as credible in the movement.

Part of why Michelle "machine Man" Fields didn't impress me.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:19 PM (g8Hfr)

179 Heh. I post from work. Maybe not the best idea. Oh well.

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 11:19 PM (hVdx9)


I used to all the time. Then work picked up. Then day threads turned into Trump wars, so....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:20 PM (GEICT)

180 What the hell is going on? I've been sick for weeks, I'm fairly drunk, I'm spoiling for a fight.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:12 PM (GEICT)


HEY EVERYONE, BC NEEDS A GROUP HUG!

Posted by: @votermom at May 06, 2016 11:20 PM (nbrY/)

181 174 Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2016 11:18 PM (ntObR)



I think we're crossing the streams here...

Ginger Chuck at Gotnews and Jazz Flautist Chuck at LGF are separate, but inversely and equally loathsome fellows sharing a name.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:20 PM (g8Hfr)

182 What the hell is going on? I've been sick for weeks, I'm fairly drunk, I'm spoiling for a fight.
Posted by: BCochran1981
--------------
Fuck you.

Posted by: Chi at May 06, 2016 11:21 PM (uKWAY)

183 Listening to the pod cast I agree with what was said. Trump is a blowhard. He's a liar. He'd do anything to be president. In fact I think he's going to backpedal on everything he's promised if he hasn't already.

Now take Trump out of the equation and just look at his messaging that he used to win the primary. Donald Trump is the Angry Birds of politics.

I'm not a real politico. I am a gamer and a developer. I've been doing both for a long time now. Back in 1991 or so there was this game called Scorched Earth. At the time it was super cool and all the techies loved all of the complexity of elevation, shot power, wind speeds, and 30 kinds of ammo in multiple categories. However, it was never something that mom and dad would get.

Flash forward 30 years and someone releases a completely dummied down version of an artillery game that mom could play on her cell phone or tablet. Boom people go apeshit playing a game that I as a gamer/techie think is pretty boring but my mom can develop an emotional attachment to playing.

Trump's message has been like that. The GOP platform has always been very well thought out and free of "emotion". A lot of people have had trouble cuddling up with the GOP because they don't feel what the GOP is about. The fundies did on social values but try explaining the pros and cons of free trade to your mom. That has been the key thing Trump did.

Again I think he's lying every time he opens his mouth but the lies he told had resonance because they were simple and had an emotional component.

Interestingly the Dems have spent 20 years undermining any emotional base the GOP has by classifying it as racist, sexist, homophobic or what have you. Using the media to coordinate the gradual progression into what is now complete insanity they have taken away the GOPs legs. Here too Trump was successful because while the GOP flinched with each accusation Trump shot back.

I believe Trump decided to he wanted to make this run and then picked the weaker of two parties so he could build momentum in the primaries. Had he run as a Dem Wolf Blitzer and Candy Crawley would have destroyed him in the debates.

I agree with the podcast that now in general the bloodletting will begin.

What got me thinking about this is today's tweets about Elizabeth Warren. We all knew who Fauxohauntus was but our moms didn't. The messaging never came across in an emotional way. Reddit is actually noticed today for the first time that Fauxohauntus is the lying sack of shit that we knew she was in 2008.

Trump uses really simple, consistent and emotional messages and just keeps repeating them. When he's wrong he doesn't admit it. He deflects or if needs be just starts a huge diversion by being outlandish.


Posted by: bestie21 at May 06, 2016 11:21 PM (HUeC4)

184 And when you shoot a guy in the head in the backseat on the L.A. freeway at 8 A.M he really becomes a dick.
Was it the backseat of a Ford Theater?

I'll be here all week, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitresses.

Posted by: zombie abe lincoln at May 06, 2016 11:21 PM (f4AGl)

185 There are two different Chuckles Yohonsens out there.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 06, 2016 11:21 PM (T78UI)

186 HEY EVERYONE, BC NEEDS A GROUP HUG!

Posted by: @votermom at May 06, 2016 11:20 PM (nbrY/)



Oh, you're evil.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:21 PM (GEICT)

187 HEY EVERYONE, BC NEEDS A GROUP HUG!
Posted by: @votermom at May 06, 2016 11:20 PM (nbrY/)




you seem to have miss read something there. he is asking to get jumped back into the ont gang.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 06, 2016 11:21 PM (vb33c)

188 Fuck you.
Posted by: Chi at May 06, 2016 11:21 PM (uKWAY)



Now we're talking. Bitch.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:22 PM (GEICT)

189 Donald Trump is the Angry Birds of politics.

---

That. Is. Brilliant.

Posted by: @votermom at May 06, 2016 11:23 PM (nbrY/)

190
Affirmative Action is not about "getting a chance" it is about "getting over"
Posted by: sven10077


Or getting even.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 06, 2016 11:23 PM (k4M/B)

191 @votermom thank you

Posted by: bestie21 at May 06, 2016 11:23 PM (HUeC4)

192 183 Posted by: bestie21 at May 06, 2016 11:21 PM (HUeC4)


I suggest you send that to the RNC, Jonah Goldberg, and NRO's main desk.

Seriously good post.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:24 PM (g8Hfr)

193 I am betting he has sexual fantasies about her sexually dominating and humiliating him. Frustrated he can't have her do that to him.

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 11:17 PM (hVdx9)

Shit. So I have something in common with that jackass???

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:24 PM (hlMPp)

194 you seem to have miss read something there. he is asking to get jumped back into the ont gang.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 06, 2016 11:21 PM (vb33c)

I know. There's nothing that annoys a grumpy person as much as being forced into a group hug.

Posted by: @votermom at May 06, 2016 11:24 PM (nbrY/)

195 Posted by: bestie21 at May 06, 2016 11:21 PM (HUeC4)

They got something for that rash:

http://tinyurl.com/h229yp5

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 06, 2016 11:24 PM (T78UI)

196 Anybody else here also hear about the 91 Freeway chase and standoff in Southern California last night?

It seems like the cops are always treating these idiots with kid gloves, but they didn't do it last night, maybe because the idiot they were chasing is also a murder suspect. They literally smashed up his windshield, about drowned him in tear gas right in his car, and had a K-9 drag him out through the sunroof.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2016 11:25 PM (ntObR)

197 As I've said before, Chuckles is forever butthurt that he can't ban people from the entire internet. I *always* make a point to throw that in his face whenever I see his ugly mug and messages at Twitter.

Posted by: qdpsteve
****

Scratch a "liberal", find a fascist.

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 11:26 PM (hVdx9)

198 194 Posted by: @votermom at May 06, 2016 11:24 PM (nbrY/)


Uh oh...ten minutes to Wopner...

Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:26 PM (g8Hfr)

199 Tilikum, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2016 11:26 PM (ntObR)

200 197 Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 11:26 PM (hVdx9)


Ginger Chuck is more asshole than fascist....

Jazz Flautist took a site that was critically acclaimed, had a string commentariat, and ran it into the ground....

Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:27 PM (g8Hfr)

201 BC needs a hug???


http://tinyurl.com/jsgysje


*morning folks should know where this will end up

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:27 PM (hlMPp)

202 Michael the Hobbit & Y5,
Yeah, i get it. I was just goofin' around (some reality, though).

I know all about small dogs knowing no fear...

Posted by: Chi at May 06, 2016 11:28 PM (uKWAY)

203 196 Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2016 11:25 PM (ntObR)

You know if they made sure the "innocent out of control driver" was in a wheelchair for 187 days or so....

these little games would fall away in popularity.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:28 PM (g8Hfr)

204 The Ginger Menace is a straight up douche bag bitch who peddles in rumors, lies, and innuendo in order to make himself look and feel better.

He's the worst kind of human out there. His own self worth is completely determined by tearing other people down.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:29 PM (GEICT)

205 Self-mutilation is crazy.
Therefore
Trannies are crazy.


And so too are women with tattoos

Posted by: derit at May 06, 2016 11:29 PM (OC+TJ)

206 Oh, you're evil.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:21 PM (GEICT)

Just wait until we get to the group singing part. You'll LOVE it!

Posted by: @votermom at May 06, 2016 11:29 PM (nbrY/)

207 Heh. I post from work. Maybe not the best idea. Oh well.

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 11:19 PM (hVdx9

We had a new IS&T Director start about a year and a Half ago.

Amazing the sites that are blocked, and the ones I can get to.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:29 PM (hlMPp)

208 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:27 PM (hlMPp)



You go to hell. You go to hell and you die.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:29 PM (GEICT)

209 Shit. So I have something in common with that jackass???

Posted by: RWC
****

If the words "Dana Loesch with a strap on" are involved, yes.

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 11:30 PM (hVdx9)

210 204 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:29 PM (GEICT)


sounds like he chose the correct avocation then BC...

Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:30 PM (g8Hfr)

211 Just wait until we get to the group singing part. You'll LOVE it!

Posted by: @votermom at May 06, 2016 11:29 PM (nbrY/)



Drunken karaoke I'm down with. Everyone else in the bar? Not so much.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:30 PM (GEICT)

212 62 The sad thing about living in So Cal is you lose your sense of humanity on the freeway; an accident on the 101 or 405 really buggers up traffic and you are filled with nothing but hate for those whose caused the accident. Well, at least I am.
Posted by: IC



I sympathize. (veteran of the DC Beltway at rush hour)

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 06, 2016 11:30 PM (NGd+i)

213

Oh, Triggly Puff
Won'cha be muh baby
Oh, Triggly Puff
Be my own

Wit yer voice like gravel
through a megaphone,
Better LEAVE MY TRIGGLY PUFF ALONNNNE..!


*hic*

Howdy, music lovers.

'ppreciate the post, CDR M.

Posted by: mindful webworker after six beers at May 06, 2016 11:30 PM (gJBE5)

214 69 21
So president Hillary picks rabid foaming at the mouth leftist for SCOTUS......
Some blue state or states ban firearms knowing the SCOTUS will eventually rubber stamp the ban.
Or
If Congress is Dem controlled, expect them to pass a bill banning all or most firearms.

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:19 PM (hVdx9)
-------------------------------------------
The first, I think. There are still quite a few Dem Representatives and Senators that won't go TOO far w/ gun control. (Even super-lefties like Bernie Sanders, for example.)

So, as usual, the Dems will let the black-robed priests issue a fatwa against guns.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 06, 2016 10:38 PM (T/5A0)


No, the Dems will vote for gun control. The Dem leadership will make sure that some of the more vulnerable ones that they will make sure get cushy Fed or State government positions. Most of the more vulnerable ones will be allowed to vote against the bills as long as the Dems have enough votes to pass it.

The Dems don't care if it costs them the House and Senate in 2018, they got gun control passed, got their numbers on the Supreme Court, and they know if the GOP takes back over the House and Senate in 2018, the Dems will have veto power until 2020. If they lose in 2020, and it is damn fucking hard to beat an incumbent President, they will still have enough votes in the Senate to block any rollbacks of their gun laws.

The old saying that "Elections have consequences" gets proven true every election.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 06, 2016 11:31 PM (1JnAL)

215 Wait, can I take that back?

Posted by: mindful webworker sobers up quick at May 06, 2016 11:31 PM (gJBE5)

216 sounds like he chose the correct avocation then BC...

Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:30 PM (g8Hfr)



The internet gives a platform to those of his ilk and there are always those out there who will partake.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:31 PM (GEICT)

217 182
Fuck you.
Posted by: Chi at May 06, 2016 11:21 PM (uKWAY)
---------------------
Despite the fact that modest, mild-mannered Margarita never uses such language, I have to second that.

So. Cochran is going to claim that being sick, or working hard, or being a parent, blah-blah-blah is more important than putting up an occasional baseball thread, eh? Is that what we're supposed to believe?
Eh, eh, eh?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 06, 2016 11:32 PM (T/5A0)

218 sven, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2016 11:32 PM (ntObR)

219 Who is the Jazz flautist?

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 06, 2016 11:32 PM (egOGm)

220 Ginger Chuck is more asshole than fascist....

Jazz Flautist took a site that was critically acclaimed, had a string commentariat, and ran it into the ground....

Posted by: sven10077
****

He's a wannabe fascist. Before 9/11 he had a bad case of BDS. I saw the posts. Sounded like one of the loons from DUNG or a KOSlim.

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 11:33 PM (hVdx9)

221 219 Posted by: CaliGirl at May 06, 2016 11:32 PM (egOGm)


Like the Candyman we seldom say his name...

Jharles Chonson of Big Red Baseballs

Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:33 PM (g8Hfr)

222 Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 11:30 PM (hVdx9)

Ewww. Nope nope. Not that far.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:34 PM (hlMPp)

223 Trump figures out what would upset the opponent the most and picks at it

Jeb loves Mexicans because of his wife

Little Marco

Lying Ted Cruz

Homely Carley

Crazy Carson

He picks the thing that bothers them the most and paints them with it

If he ignores you, he doesn't consider you competition

It's all a manipulation. It's all calculated. He is no genius. It's an old school yard thing. Boys find out what bothers you and it becomes your nickname

Posted by: ThunderB at May 06, 2016 11:34 PM (zOTsN)

224 220 Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 11:33 PM (hVdx9)


That's true, he has an uncanny sense of political opportunism...


you'll know we have the election won if he comes 'round on the non-ONT approved fella running for office.

I hope Irish Rose can suck a golf ball through a USB port...for his sake and ours....

dumbass chucked a crowd that had him making near six figures.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:35 PM (g8Hfr)

225 Ewww. Nope nope. Not that far.

Posted by: RWC
*****

Yeah. Didn't think so.

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 11:35 PM (hVdx9)

226 202 Michael the Hobbit & Y5,
Yeah, i get it. I was just goofin' around (some reality, though).

I know all about small dogs knowing no fear...

Posted by: Chi at May 06, 2016 11:28 PM (uKWAY)



....as do I....

Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2016 11:36 PM (EzgxV)

227 224 Posted by: ThunderB at May 06, 2016 11:34 PM (zOTsN)


I really admire a good truck....

Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:36 PM (g8Hfr)

228 So. Cochran is going to claim that being sick, or working hard, or being a parent, blah-blah-blah is more important than putting up an occasional baseball thread, eh? Is that what we're supposed to believe?
Eh, eh, eh?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 06, 2016 11:32 PM (T/5A0)


Dear sweet Lord. I've gotten so much grief about baseball threads.

Look, how bout this: There will be a baseball thread next weekend.

That work?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:36 PM (GEICT)

229 208 You go to hell. You go to hell and you die.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:29 PM (GEICT)

Mr Garrison, is that you?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2016 11:36 PM (cfswg)

230 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 06, 2016 11:37 PM (T/cxb)

231 Hey.

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at May 06, 2016 11:37 PM (sl+zA)

232 Bebe!

How are they shakin?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:37 PM (GEICT)

233 That's true, he has an uncanny sense of political opportunism...


you'll know we have the election won if he comes 'round on the non-ONT approved fella running for office.

I hope Irish Rose can suck a golf ball through a USB port...for his sake and ours....

dumbass chucked a crowd that had him making near six figures.

Posted by: sven10077
****

The only ones left when I was gone were the most ardent cult of CJ followers. Amazing how their views flipped when his did. Plenty of sick and weak minded people out there.
CJ is quite unstable and twisted.

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 11:38 PM (hVdx9)

234 I got about 20 minutes here.

or about the amount of time for Hillary to figgure out how the coffee pot works

Posted by: jake at May 06, 2016 11:38 PM (MvKh6)

235 or about the amount of time for Hillary to figgure out how the coffee pot works

Posted by: jake
****

Coffee pot? Pfffft. More like the dual flush toilet...

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 11:39 PM (hVdx9)

236 You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

Posted by: Jim at May 06, 2016 11:39 PM (sl+zA)

237 The SEAL who got killed this week....

Saw on OReilly that they ran out of ammo, all of them.


those fuckers

Posted by: jake at May 06, 2016 11:39 PM (MvKh6)

238 Prayers and good wishes asked for Deb's friend and old roommate Fran, who is going in to surgery tomorrow to have a "probably benign" brain mass removed.

Fran's a retired studio carpenter who worked on ST:TOS.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 06, 2016 11:40 PM (Kucy5)

239 234 Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 11:38 PM (hVdx9)


If you don't go to thediaryofdaedalus.com/ you should....

Ed Weather Guy made a cameo there.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:40 PM (g8Hfr)

240 Saw on OReilly that they ran out of ammo, all of them.


those fuckers

Posted by: jake
****

WTF!? Really?! @#$%^&*()_+@$%^%#%$##$#$#$&^$^%*&^%*^%******!!!!!

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 11:40 PM (hVdx9)

241 233 Bebe! How are they shakin?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:37 PM (GEICT)

They're not. Dermatologist wanted to take something off. Ended up being bigger then expected & I needed 15 stitches. I'm parked on Gushie's sofa cause I can't maneuver the bandages myself. I'm moving really really slowly so nothing tears.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2016 11:42 PM (cfswg)

242 238 Posted by: jake at May 06, 2016 11:39 PM (MvKh6)


Not shocked...

Urkle wants as small a footprint as possible...

guess what that means there is no S-4, no on call tac air lift and not as much dust off....


BUT lots of opportunity to be a BIG DAMN HERO.....

rest Keating's soul.

Fuck Urkle and the Pentagon staying silent on our footprint.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:42 PM (g8Hfr)

243 Crushie update....


*SHUT THE FUCK UP RWC!*


'Yeah I'm staying at a friends unrented Airbnb ... Super creepy though.'



Dons Superman Underoos.

Time to protect!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:43 PM (hlMPp)

244 Colonel Peters or General Hunt said they all were out of ammo.


how the fuck does that happen?

Worst President EVER

Posted by: jake at May 06, 2016 11:43 PM (MvKh6)

245 214---The old saying that "Elections have consequences" gets proven true every election.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 06, 2016 11:31 PM (1JnAL)
---------------------
I figure they'll first spend their political capital on an ultra-amnesty bill ---seize the moment, claim that the landslide defeat of Trump represents a popular mandate for it.

But you may be right about gun-control. Hillary's really, really going to want to do the things Obama couldn't quite achieve and gun control is high on the list.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 06, 2016 11:43 PM (T/5A0)

246 Didn't one of the horde see Civil War last night?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:43 PM (hlMPp)

247 158 156 Did anyone here hear about Chuckles Johnson's recent hit piece on Dana Loesch at some site called "got news"?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2016 11:13 PM (ntObR)


That idiot still exists? And he's STILL going after Loesch??



If a pony tailed, failed, jazz musician falls in the forest, does it make a sound?

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 06, 2016 11:44 PM (NGd+i)

248 245 Posted by: jake at May 06, 2016 11:43 PM (MvKh6)


Obama did not LET that happen he MADE that happen.

He wants as few boots on the ground as possible and he frets over dead Jihadis more than dead GIs.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:44 PM (g8Hfr)

249 They're not. Dermatologist wanted to take something off. Ended up being bigger then expected & I needed 15 stitches. I'm parked on Gushie's sofa cause I can't maneuver the bandages myself. I'm moving really really slowly so nothing tears.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2016 11:42 PM (cfswg)



Oh damn. Well you heal up and I'll send hugs then. And tell Gushka and Grimmy that I said hello. One day I'll actually get to meet you all.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:44 PM (GEICT)

250
The SEAL who got killed this week....
Saw on OReilly that they ran out of ammo, all of them.
those fuckers
Posted by: jake


Josh Earnest will probably blame the Republicans and the sequester/budget cuts.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 06, 2016 11:45 PM (k4M/B)

251 238 The SEAL who got killed this week....

Saw on OReilly that they ran out of ammo, all of them.


those fuckers
Posted by: jake at May 06, 2016 11:39 PM (MvKh6)

Didn't hear that.

W.T.F.


And haven't Hellfire stores been gone for awhile now?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:45 PM (hlMPp)

252 246 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 06, 2016 11:43 PM (T/5A0)


She thinks she is queen in a way Obama didn't care to be....

she also is fairly certain she is impeachment proof which I don't think she will be if she grabs guns.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:46 PM (g8Hfr)

253 Here's a feel-good story for the night. People have raised over $6000 in "sympathy tips" for that waitress who was denied a tip by the black Oxford student "activist" (the Rhodes scholar who wants the statue of Cecil Rhodes taken down) just because she was white. The asshole bragged about stiffing her in print, thus pissing even more people off. Considering how PC gofundme is I'm surprised they permitted a page referring to his racism.

Come to think of it, I'm surprised they are tipping in the UK now. When I was there, it was seen as a Yank custom, Nobody was expected to leave a tip because of the VAT.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 06, 2016 11:47 PM (P8951)

254 how many times you think it took Hillary to figgure out how to ride a broom?

50?
80?

Posted by: jake at May 06, 2016 11:47 PM (MvKh6)

255 But why do we need to spend treasure on ammunition and ordnance when there are no boots on the ground and we're not at war.

Money best spent refilling EBT/SNAP for 7-11 pizzas to keep the morale of the homeland up.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:47 PM (hlMPp)

256 Not looking to get flamed...

1) America as a whole will not hear that Giggles can't run logistics for US troops in his little fun wars

2) America as a whole will not care...

so much more fun to try to figure out ways to get The Butcher of Benghazi in office.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:47 PM (g8Hfr)

257 There are two (2) Charles J


1 one rides a bike and loves jazz flute

The other runs Got News Now

Both can be problematic

The one that runs Got News Now has a Loesch thing

Posted by: ThunderB at May 06, 2016 11:48 PM (zOTsN)

258 Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 06, 2016 11:47 PM

I think the incident was in South Africa

Posted by: jake at May 06, 2016 11:48 PM (MvKh6)

259 253 246 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 06, 2016 11:43 PM (T/5A0)


She thinks she is queen in a way Obama didn't care to be....

she also is fairly certain she is impeachment proof which I don't think she will be if she grabs guns.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:46 PM (g8Hfr)

++++

Assuming she is elected (she won't be), the only way she can grab guns is with congressional support. If she has the congressional support to grab guns, she will be impeachment proof.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 06, 2016 11:49 PM (R+30W)

260 They say hi back Cochran. You planning a trip out here soon, or are we going to come see you?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2016 11:49 PM (cfswg)

261 *Raises a glass towards Bebe, and opens pudding cup in her honor.

Hope you're 101% in no time.

Posted by: Chi at May 06, 2016 11:49 PM (uKWAY)

262 258 Posted by: ThunderB at May 06, 2016 11:48 PM (zOTsN)


The Jazz Flautist has a thing for hot Italian chicks who like chicks...

snaps their bras even

Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:49 PM (g8Hfr)

263 247 Didn't one of the horde see Civil War last night?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:43 PM (hlMPp)

I want to see it, but don't want to give Disney my money. Please advise.

Posted by: Josephistan at May 06, 2016 11:49 PM (7qAYi)

264
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 06, 2016 11:47 PM (P8951)

The original gofundme or whatever site was started by a black South African who was disgusted by his behavior.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:49 PM (hlMPp)

265
HEY EVERYONE, BC NEEDS A GROUP HUG!
Posted by: @votermom at May 06, 2016 11:20 PM (nbrY/)





Okay, I'm in.

But if one of you 'ettes feel someone's hand on your ass......it's not mine.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 06, 2016 11:50 PM (o98Jz)

266 229----Dear sweet Lord. I've gotten so much grief about baseball threads.

Look, how bout this: There will be a baseball thread next weekend.

That work?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:36 PM (GEICT)
--------------------------------
That would be great!
Hey, I like those threads.

For God's sake, BC, have some pity on us. They've been running chess threads on us. Chess. In baseball season. That's almost as bad as soccer.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 06, 2016 11:50 PM (T/5A0)

267 261 They say hi back Cochran. You planning a trip out here soon, or are we going to come see you?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2016 11:49 PM (cfswg)


I'll be in Denver in August for a couple days. That's as far west as I've ever been. You guys can always come visit the real Disney World sometime.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:50 PM (GEICT)

268 260 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 06, 2016 11:49 PM (R+30W)


BWAHAHA

yes in a sane Republic you are correct...you got a spare one somewhere?

She can have ATF outlaw ammo.

She can have EPA outlaw ranges.

She can have a judge find a penumbra when some asshole state or territory "understands what the founders really meant..."

all w/out a vote.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:51 PM (g8Hfr)

269 I want to see it, but don't want to give Disney my money. Please advise.

Posted by: Josephistan at May 06, 2016 11:49 PM (7qAYi)

Haven't seen it and haven't updated Kodi to see if it's available for streaming.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:51 PM (hlMPp)

270 SO let me think this through

Obama pulled all US troops out of Iraq in DEC 2011 and now 5 years later we have 5,000 US troops back in Iraq and Now Syrai?

dumbest fooker ever and about that wookie he is married to.....

Posted by: jake at May 06, 2016 11:51 PM (MvKh6)

271 #76 took in an old grey abandoned cat yesterday, a good ten years old, grizzled, crooked jaw from what must have been one hell of a fight to live through, and grateful as hell to be back in a horse. Sweet old boy so far.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 06, 2016 11:52 PM (Kucy5)

272 Money best spent refilling EBT/SNAP for 7-11 pizzas to keep the morale of the homeland up.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:47 PM (hlMPp)


I worked in one of those kind of dumps while I put myself through college, and a year after, thanks to the shitty Obama Economy. Nobody on EBT ever bought anything healthy. We had actual food and food ingredients. Nope. They'd all go straight for the chips, soda, beef jerky, and ben jerry's. Never any of the store brand or off-brand stuff. Always name-brand junk food that the people working the counter couldn't afford to eat, but were paying for with their taxes.

I never saw one that was used for what it was intended for. Not even once.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 06, 2016 11:52 PM (HalrA)

273 264 Posted by: Josephistan at May 06, 2016 11:49 PM (7qAYi)

Go see it if inclined.

Wife and Lad 10077 demand I take them.

You don't have to screw Disney 100% of the time you need them to hurt.

Hell write a letter if they can keep their SJW off the story telling them you go to the Marv flicks and hate their SJW assholery.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:52 PM (g8Hfr)

274 For God's sake, BC, have some pity on us. They've been running chess threads on us. Chess. In baseball season. That's almost as bad as soccer.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 06, 2016 11:50 PM (T/5A0)


I know, I know.

It really has been insane for me lately. I'm doing a podcast, a vodcast, occasionally posting at farbeyondthebeltway.com, just agreed to sit on a second board at church, work has picked up, it's dance competition season for the eldest, in the past two weeks I've ended up in the ER for an intestinal infection and the regular doc for an upper respiratory infection. All in addition to the normal stuff.

I'm a little whooped.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:53 PM (GEICT)

275 Anyone seen AtC 'round the ONT?

I've got a really cool spider bite on my right foot she'd be thrilled to know about.

Damn thing drilled a dime sized hole into the top of my foot, with nearly a direct view to the bone.

Sneaky little bastards, those spiders. I'd certainly appreciate if she'd sic the Ravage on the little bastard.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 06, 2016 11:53 PM (McRlu)

276
took in an old grey abandoned cat yesterday, a good ten years old, grizzled, crooked jaw from what must have been one hell of a fight to live through, and grateful as hell to be back in a horse.

You fed it to John Kerry?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 06, 2016 11:54 PM (k4M/B)

277 156 Did anyone here hear about Chuckles Johnson's recent hit piece on Dana Loesch at some site called "gotnews"?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2016 11:13 PM (ntObR)

Different Charles Johnson.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXs879mUu4o&t=339

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at May 06, 2016 11:54 PM (m5xM0)

278 I think the incident was in South Africa
Posted by: jake at May 06, 2016 11:48 PM (MvKh6)

Opps, you are right.

How to keep your Chuckles Johnsons straight (oops, is "straight" now a trigger word?)

Ginger Chuckles has a hate for Dana Loesch.

Bike seat Chuckles has a hate for Pam Geller.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 06, 2016 11:54 PM (P8951)

279 258:The one that runs Got News Now has a Loesch thing


Oh. Never heard of that one, just the failed jazz musician.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 06, 2016 11:55 PM (NGd+i)

280 I plan on seeing RiffTrax Live: Time Chasers next Tuesday. Maybe I'll sneak in to see Civil War afterwards.

Posted by: Josephistan at May 06, 2016 11:56 PM (7qAYi)

281 268 You guys can always come visit the real Disney World sometime.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:50 PM (GEICT)

Them's fight in' words!!!!!! Disney world. Pffttt. That and it's super expensive.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2016 11:56 PM (cfswg)

282 Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 06, 2016 11:52 PM (HalrA)

I know what you're saying but did you expect them to act responsibly with 'free' money.

I want to go back to food stamps for staples.

Beans, rice, milk, cheese.....you'll survive.

A card that can get you a better dinner than me since you were on the couch all day....fuck you. Next candidate.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:57 PM (hlMPp)

283 @chemjeff:

Continuing from an earlier thread, was out at dinner with Mrs. Blaster for her birthday.

And now I am in the ONT. I am doing it wrong.

Anyway, here is what I think is important about the Grammy wins Utah poll and whether or not you, personally, believe it.

You are proffering this poll as evidence - your word - that Trump cannot win.

But it is evidence that not even you believe. If you want someone else - like me, for instance - to believe it, then it would be a lot more convincing if you did. But about it you say: well, it might happen, and I never said it was the truth.

Well then.

But this then lays all the polls bare, doesn't it? Does anyone believe that Utah would vote for Hillary in November? Anyone?

Now, there is a poll that says they will, but no one really believes it. So, is it unreasonable to think that maybe the outcome somewhere else that currently the polls show Hillary winning might also be wrong?

I am not saying one poll has a ridiculous result, all polls are bad. What I am saying is, that just because a poll says a thing now, that it represents any real prediction of an outcome in November.

Posted by: blaster at May 06, 2016 11:57 PM (2Ocf1)

284 Ginger Chuckles has a hate for Dana Loesch.

Bike seat Chuckles has a hate for Pam Geller.
..............

Those dudes hate boobs and smarts.

they tried to wack Gellar a few years ago, and Loesh has the capability to shoot you then piss on your corpse.





Posted by: jake at May 06, 2016 11:58 PM (MvKh6)

285 "...you are filled with nothing but hate for those whose caused the accident. "

I'm filled with hate if I get through and there is no accident or obvious cause.

Posted by: Jean at May 06, 2016 11:58 PM (cXiMR)

286 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:53 PM (GEICT)

Hope you feel better soon. Your baseball threads are enjoyable. Looking forward to what you have to say about the amazing Arrieta.

There are some very fine young pitchers out there now. Unfortunately, none of them pitch for the Brewers. Our starters are killing us.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 06, 2016 11:59 PM (P8951)

287 Them's fight in' words!!!!!! Disney world. Pffttt. That and it's super expensive.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2016 11:56 PM (cfswg)



No. Joke.

Both the Drunken Midgets just had a bday. Their big surprise is that we're going to Orlando for a weekend. A day at Universal for the eldest to get her Harry Potter nerd on and a day at Hollywood Studios for the youngest to get her Star Wars on.

We're not even going to discuss the cost of all that.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:59 PM (GEICT)

288 271 SO let me think this through

Obama pulled all US troops out of Iraq in DEC 2011 and now 5 years later we have 5,000 US troops back in Iraq and Now Syrai?

dumbest fooker ever and about that wookie he is married to.....
Posted by: jake at May 06, 2016 11:51 PM (MvKh6)

That's according to Faux News. I don't believe it!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:59 PM (hlMPp)

289 269 260 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 06, 2016 11:49 PM (R+30W)


BWAHAHA

yes in a sane Republic you are correct...you got a spare one somewhere?

She can have ATF outlaw ammo.

She can have EPA outlaw ranges.

She can have a judge find a penumbra when some asshole state or territory "understands what the founders really meant..."

all w/out a vote.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:51 PM (g8Hfr)

++++

She can't do all that without SCOTUS. She needs congressional support to tip SCOTUS. Sure, she could get some lower court judge to go along, but it would be appealed, and then she loses. Unless she has SCOTUS.

Of course, if she wins, maybe she will have congressional support and then she could tip SCOTUS. But then we are back to impeachment proof. All's it takes to be impeachment proof is Pelosi back in as Speaker. It wouldn't matter how many Dems promise they really like guns, if Pelosi is the Speaker, no hearings for impeachment.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 06, 2016 11:59 PM (R+30W)

290 Watching "Benny Hill" on YouTube. I forgot how funny that show was.

Posted by: Josephistan at May 06, 2016 11:59 PM (7qAYi)

291 Getting caught up, first 100 comments comment:

!

cthulhu #59: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu ONT wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Didn't your mother ever teach you not to talk with your mouth full?

ж

antisocialist #74: ...if we refer to our new "transgender transitioning from male to female" employee as "he" instead of "she", even by accident, we will be written up and/or otherwise disciplined...

What about "it"?

?

Jane D'oh #76: ...it's become a regular thing to see nice, older dogs and cats put up...

Sorta related - I figure we got our dog because he was a Christmas gift and then about when he quit being a Cute Puppie, they threw him out on the road. Heard that happened a lot with Dalmatians after that last 101 D's movie.

Posted by: mindful webworker as if anyone cared at May 06, 2016 11:59 PM (gJBE5)

292 Worldwide company rebrands. Siemens Healthcare changing name to Siemens Healthineers. Branding mistake? ....they put on quite the show too.

Maybe Healthy McHealthface?
http://tinyurl.com/hm72cv2




Posted by: JW at May 07, 2016 12:00 AM (c+7Ko)

293 Those dudes hate boobs and smarts.


Posted by: jake at May 06, 2016 11:58 PM (MvKh6)

They have no problems with the boobs they see when they look in the mirror.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 07, 2016 12:01 AM (P8951)

294 293 Worldwide company rebrands. Siemens Healthcare changing name to Siemens Healthineers. Branding mistake? ....they put on quite the show too.

Maybe Healthy McHealthface?
http://tinyurl.com/hm72cv2

"Heathineers" sounds like a diet snack of some kind.

Posted by: Josephistan at May 07, 2016 12:01 AM (7qAYi)

295 Acccck BC, sorry you're feeling poorly too. Are drunken midgets excited about their bday present?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 07, 2016 12:02 AM (cfswg)

296 290 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 06, 2016 11:59 PM (R+30W)


You're right my mistake.

Or you know "not."

Right now the SC is 4-4 so ties refer to the ruling ruled on.

I think *maybe* that Turtle Jackass will not confirm Garland....

YOU have faith those linguini spined SOBs would deny Grammy H a SCOtUS pick in 2017?

You have more faith in Mooch than the Saints had in Christ.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 07, 2016 12:02 AM (g8Hfr)

297
Can't believe it. My pet topic -- the only news story I'm following religiously -- Hillary's email -- got threaded here while I was out having a good time.

Damn real life interferes with my internetting.

Posted by: iforgot at May 07, 2016 12:02 AM (5o5ek)

298 275
I'm a little whooped.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:53 PM (GEICT)
-----------------------------
Whoa.
Talk about everything hitting you all at once.

On second thought, we really can wait another week or two, at least until you're fully recovered.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2016 12:03 AM (T/5A0)

299 I want to go back to food stamps for staples.



Beans, rice, milk, cheese.....you'll survive.



A card that can get you a better dinner than me since you were on the couch all day....fuck you. Next candidate.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:57 PM (hlMPp)


I think the cards should be done away with altogether. I've heard that in the past, they used to just ship you a box full of government cheese, powdered eggs, powdered milk, beans, rice, and whatnot. That's what we ought to do, and the amount of boxes you get depends on the amount of people you've got. None of this crap where they can go swipe a card at Honest Ackbar's Ripoff Mart.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 07, 2016 12:03 AM (HalrA)

300 I figure they'll first spend their political capital on an ultra-amnesty bill ---seize the moment, claim that the landslide defeat of Trump represents a popular mandate for it.

But you may be right about gun-control. Hillary's really, really going to want to do the things Obama couldn't quite achieve and gun control is high on the list.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 06, 2016 11:43 PM (T/5A0)


They had the chance for amnesty back in 2009-10, they didn't do a damn thing.

Amnesty is only an election year issue for them, and something they want to use against the GOP.

Guns on the other hand are their wet dream, much like government run healthcare was.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 07, 2016 12:03 AM (1JnAL)

301 296 Acccck BC, sorry you're feeling poorly too. Are drunken midgets excited about their bday present?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 07, 2016 12:02 AM (cfswg)



The eldest cried she was so happy and the youngest yelled "HOLY CRAP!!"

Which is pretty fitting for both of them.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 12:03 AM (GEICT)

302

Tom Brady has a cookbook out. Costs 200$. Wooden covers. Recipe for avocado ice cream

Posted by: ThunderB at May 07, 2016 12:04 AM (zOTsN)

303 Siemens Healthineers. Branding mistake?

My wife's the healthcare expert, but couldn't they dumb it down to

"Siemen's What's Good For You"?

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at May 07, 2016 12:05 AM (Z58Xa)

304 301 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 07, 2016 12:03 AM (1JnAL)


Guns will be IT....

They think they will tell gunowners....

"sorry bra the BoR doesn't say what it says but it does say Caitlyn Jenner is a chick" and it'll fly.

I will not comply.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 07, 2016 12:05 AM (g8Hfr)

305 On second thought, we really can wait another week or two, at least until you're fully recovered.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2016 12:03 AM (T/5A0)



Appreciate that, but I'm ok. Another day or so and I should be good with the latest illness. The responsibilities....well....I chose to take all that on, so I'll manage.

I'll get something baseball related up soon. Promise.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 12:05 AM (GEICT)

306 happy ONT, you morons.........



out

Posted by: jake at May 07, 2016 12:05 AM (MvKh6)

307 Night Jake

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 12:07 AM (GEICT)

308 Arf. Arf arf arf arf arf!!!!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016 Barking For Us at May 07, 2016 12:07 AM (sl+zA)

309 I think the cards should be done away with altogether. I've heard that in the past, they used to just ship you a box full of government cheese, powdered eggs, powdered milk, beans, rice, and whatnot. That's what we ought to do, and the amount of boxes you get depends on the amount of people you've got. None of this crap where they can go swipe a card at Honest Ackbar's Ripoff Mart.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 07, 2016 12:03 AM (HalrA)

Agree completely.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 07, 2016 12:09 AM (hlMPp)

310 Tom Brady has a cookbook out. Costs 200$. Wooden covers.

I think sometimes The Emperor Wears No Clothes just so he can laugh at fawning douchebags. cf. the Iran Deal.

Posted by: t-bird at May 07, 2016 12:09 AM (Z58Xa)

311 Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:33 PM (g8Hfr)
Got it, thanks.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 07, 2016 12:09 AM (egOGm)

312 Oy too much politics. You take better care of yourself BC, ok?

Night night fappers.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 07, 2016 12:10 AM (cfswg)

313 *looks at bottle*

Oh. Oh that might be a problem.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 12:10 AM (GEICT)

314 Guns on the other hand are their wet dream, much like government run healthcare was.

Posted by: at May 07, 2016 12:03 AM (1JnAL)

Hillary will fix ObamaCare
with the Stalinist HillaryCare she proposed back when - "single-payer" and if you by-pass the State service for anything you will go to prison.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 07, 2016 12:11 AM (T78UI)

315 313 Oy too much politics. You take better care of yourself BC, ok?

Night night fappers.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 07, 2016 12:10 AM (cfswg)


Trust me, ma'am, I'm trying. First hint of trouble, I hit the ER and the doc.

You take care of yourself. *hug*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 12:12 AM (GEICT)

316 You have more faith in Mooch than the Saints had in Christ.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 07, 2016 12:02 AM (g8Hfr)

++++

I have faith in who, Michelle Obama? Don't know where you came up with that one.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 07, 2016 12:12 AM (R+30W)

317 I think the cards should be done away with altogether. I've heard that in the past, they used to just ship you a box full of government cheese, powdered eggs, powdered milk, beans, rice, and whatnot. That's what we ought to do, and the amount of boxes you get depends on the amount of people you've got. None of this crap where they can go swipe a card at Honest Ackbar's Ripoff Mart.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 07, 2016 12:03 AM (HalrA)

Agree completely.
Posted by: RWC

Agree, but you have to go pick it up. And if your able-bodied; work for it.

Posted by: Jean at May 07, 2016 12:12 AM (cXiMR)

318 It seems like the cops are always treating these idiots with kid gloves, but they didn't do it last night, maybe because the idiot they were chasing is also a murder suspect. They literally smashed up his windshield, about drowned him in tear gas right in his car, and had a K-9 drag him out through the sunroof.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2016 11:25 PM (ntObR)




meh, that is kid gloves, if they are pissed the cops dump a couple of dozen chihuahuas down the sunroof and you never see him again, ever.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 07, 2016 12:12 AM (vb33c)

319 I think the cards should be done away with altogether. I've heard that in the past, they used to just ship you a box full of government cheese, powdered eggs, powdered milk, beans, rice, and whatnot. That's what we ought to do, and the amount of boxes you get depends on the amount of people you've got. None of this crap where they can go swipe a card at Honest Ackbar's Ripoff Mart.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 07, 2016 12:03 AM (HalrA)



not number of people, number of citizens

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 07, 2016 12:13 AM (vb33c)

320 y5, why chihuahuas?

Just fill the interior of the car with water and piranhas...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2016 12:13 AM (ntObR)

321
"Heathineers" sounds like a diet snack of some kind.
Posted by: Josephistan


Maybe a singing group from the early 1950s

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 07, 2016 12:13 AM (k4M/B)

322 Do any of the Healthineers have nice sweaters puppies? And will they have funny little caps to wear?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 07, 2016 12:14 AM (f4AGl)

323 312 Posted by: CaliGirl at May 07, 2016 12:09 AM (egOGm)


We're all in this together...

Posted by: sven10077 at May 07, 2016 12:14 AM (g8Hfr)

324 I think the cards should be done away with altogether. I've heard that
in the past, they used to just ship you a box full of government cheese,
powdered eggs, powdered milk, beans, rice, and whatnot. That's what we
ought to do, and the amount of boxes you get depends on the amount of
people you've got. None of this crap where they can go swipe a card at
Honest Ackbar's Ripoff Mart.



Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 07, 2016 12:03 AM (HalrA)

That was a limited time offer to clear out the Dept of Ag warehouses, but it was literally "free government cheese".

Before the EBT it was script dollars. They sold fifty cents on the dollar black market. Now they have to use the EBT to buy a case of beverage, pour out contents in the parking lot, and get back ten cents on the dollar for the deposit.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 07, 2016 12:14 AM (T78UI)

325 Trying to learn some new guitar pieces and ran across a classical guitarist, Ana Vidovic. If she is ever doing a performance within 500 miles I am going, whatever I have to do.. She has some great pieces on youtube. This one is just incredible:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwjX-m4LkYk

Posted by: Ripley at May 07, 2016 12:14 AM (0vsws)

326 y5, why chihuahuas?

Just fill the interior of the car with water and piranhas...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2016 12:13 AM (ntObR)


QDPSteve, whateve fits in the sunroof is fine with me, feral attack hog.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 07, 2016 12:15 AM (vb33c)

327 317 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 07, 2016 12:12 AM (R+30W)


Mooch McDonald Champion Bridge Builder of KY JamBaLam

Yeah as long as we can count on Ms Lindsey, Juan Queeg, and McConnell we have some say in the SCotUS' future...

man I can sleep easily now.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 07, 2016 12:15 AM (g8Hfr)

328 y5, why chihuahuas?

Just fill the interior of the car with water and piranhas...


Chihuahuas, piranhas of the desert.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 07, 2016 12:16 AM (T/cxb)

329 301----
Amnesty is only an election year issue for them, and something they want to use against the GOP.

Guns on the other hand are their wet dream, much like government run healthcare was.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 07, 2016 12:03 AM (1JnAL)
--------------
Good point ---and really, when you think about it, legislative amnesty isn't that important. All of those illegals are having anchor babies so, as long as they are not deported, as long as the executive won't enforce the law, the Dems get their mass immigration and demographic transformation anyway.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2016 12:16 AM (T/5A0)

330 Chihuahuas, piranhas of the desert.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 07, 2016 12:16 AM (T/cxb)


were I drinking scotch that would have been a mess.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 07, 2016 12:16 AM (vb33c)

331 Ace shout out in the NYpost in a column by Jonah Goldberg titled trumps key to beating Hillary. About the McGuffin

Posted by: ThunderB at May 07, 2016 12:17 AM (zOTsN)

332 332 Posted by: ThunderB at May 07, 2016 12:17 AM (zOTsN)


Ace had a good day, and evidently I have sullied the ONT with evil politics at all.

Bebe you stay, I'm out.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 07, 2016 12:17 AM (g8Hfr)

333 The fascinating thing about the Ben Rhodes admissions are not the admissions themselves but the medias near total silence on them.

It would be like Condi Rice admitting the Bush administration mislead the country and congress in order to get us involved in Iraq.

How do you think the media would have reacted to that?

How do you think the democrats would have?

The GOP is awfully quite about all of this.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 07, 2016 12:18 AM (WVvzl)

334 Getting caught up, second-100 comments comment, and I still haven't caught up to my own 1st of the evening:

!

Margarita DeVille #116: Brody Jenner, son of Brucilla, is engaged to a chick named Kaitlyn....

It could work... if they both take her last name.

!

sven10077 #148: ...DoJ no longer refers to people as "convicts" or "felons" b/c "feelings"...

Those of the incarcerated persuasion.



@votermom #180: HEY EVERYONE, BC NEEDS A GROUP HUG!

Um... I don't even do non-group hugs. At least BC should take me to dinner first.

Posted by: mindful webworker having 'nother one at May 07, 2016 12:18 AM (gJBE5)

335 332 Ace shout out in the NYpost in a column by Jonah Goldberg titled trumps key to beating Hillary. About the McGuffin

Posted by: ThunderB at May 07, 2016 12:17 AM (zOTsN)



Wasn't just a shout out, Goldberg's whole article is premised around Ace's point. And I believe that's what Rush was going on about today.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 12:19 AM (GEICT)

336 well the thing about ben rhodes is that he has admitted they lied in order to achieve bad deals. they did not tell lies to get something that was politically unpalatable but useful through, they lied so they could ram something awful through.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 07, 2016 12:20 AM (vb33c)

337 were I drinking scotch that would have been a mess.

Laugh it up. There's a reason they go for the ankles first.

I mean apart from that's eye-level for them.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 07, 2016 12:22 AM (T/cxb)

338 Has anyone commented that Jim Geraghty, National Review has sent out an email tonight quoting Ace's post from yesterday, titled Ben Sasse....

From the email-
This, from Ace over at Ace of Spades, is beautiful...

Posted by: Farmer at May 07, 2016 12:22 AM (PzqA/)

339 322
"Heathineers"

Maybe a singing group from the early 1950s
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 07, 2016 12:13 AM
--------------
I was thinking the same, except early/mid 60's --- like Up With People or the "I'd Like to Buy the World a Coke" singers.
Except it would have to be "I'd Like to Buy the World a Kale Smoothie."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2016 12:22 AM (T/5A0)

340 McConnell is Mooch? Never heard that one before. Mooch for Mitch, I suppose. Personally, I like Mooch better for Obama's hideous wife, Moochelle.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 07, 2016 12:22 AM (R+30W)

341 Laugh it up. There's a reason they go for the ankles first.

I mean apart from that's eye-level for them.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 07, 2016 12:22 AM (T/cxb)



What's AtC got to do with this?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 12:23 AM (GEICT)

342 well the media is not going to make a big deal out of getting screwed for two reasons.

first, no one is going to write a piece on how ben rhodes screwed them because they have to admit they were stupid and got screwed.

second, they are all looking at their peers trying to figure out which of their peers rhodes is referring to.



Posted by: yankeefifth at May 07, 2016 12:23 AM (vb33c)

343 That Vidovic tart is quite the stunner... But I can't find a vid of her playing "La Malagueña". ¡No Malagueña, no trabajo!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 07, 2016 12:24 AM (kP16F)

344 Listening to Dan Fogelberg's greatest hits tonight. Yeah, I'm a fuddy-duddy.

I was 15 before I realized "Run For The Roses" was a love song... to a horse. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2016 12:24 AM (ntObR)

345 "Healthineers." Remember, they used to call Disney's ride designers "imagineers."
That's got to be where that comes from. Sounds a little funsy, don't it?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 07, 2016 12:26 AM (tIja6)

346 Laugh it up. There's a reason they go for the ankles first.

I mean apart from that's eye-level for them.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 07, 2016 12:22 AM (T/cxb)


What's AtC got to do with this?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 12:23 AM (GEICT)




you pick both of them up by their ears.



Posted by: yankeefifth at May 07, 2016 12:26 AM (vb33c)

347 What's AtC got to do with this?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk


Did you just... I mean, you couldn't have...

Damn, dude, been nice knowing you.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 07, 2016 12:26 AM (T/cxb)

348 Arf.

Posted by: Hillary! 2016 Barking For Us at May 07, 2016 12:26 AM (sl+zA)

349 A-whoooooooo!

Posted by: Hillary! 2016 Barking For Us at May 07, 2016 12:27 AM (sl+zA)

350 335---- mindful webworker---
"It could work... if they both take her last name."
-----------
Now, there's a solution!
If I were Brody Jenner, at this point I might be inclined to take on ANY last name that isn't Jenner or Kardashian.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2016 12:27 AM (T/5A0)

351 well the media is not going to make a big deal out of getting screwed for two reasons.

first, no one is going to write a piece on how they threw their butts in the air for ben rhodes to screw them because they have to admit they were willing accessories and got screwed when he blabbed.

second, they are looking at their guilty peers wishing they had been in on the bullsh*t orgy.




Posted by: yankeefifth (with some editing by Tilikum)

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 07, 2016 12:28 AM (hVdx9)

352 is it true that alex the chick is the actress that played the chiropractic assistant that dated both the brothers in two and one half men?



Posted by: yankeefifth at May 07, 2016 12:28 AM (vb33c)

353 The New Seekers recorded that (in)famous Coke song.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
I%27d_Like_to_Teach_the_World_to_Sing_
(In_Perfect_Harmony)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2016 12:30 AM (ntObR)

354 There is something fundamentally off about the Rhodes "spin" stuff.


Nobody was "spun". Nothing was "sold". Show me the public opinion surveys supporting the Iran deal. Show me the votes that supported it.


O-care, same same. Recall the ludicrous, idiotic "road show" by the pathetic "president"? The amazing changing "statistics" on "uninsured" - each new number much lower than the last, as a few still-conscious "critics" debunked the completely made-up crap like 30 million and 15 million.


Recall this vile little dimwit exposing just how dumb and unworldly he is - he didn't know the difference between liability and comprehensive auto insurance. Recall his jaw-dropping idiotic slander of medicine, saying that amputations were performed in order to boost revenues?


And how did O-care "sell"? It didn't. It's never been supported or desired by anything over 30% of the population. A whole set of Dems committed political suicide to pass the absurd, unconstitutional, un-American, economically and medically illiterate garbage that the cretinous Roberts had to save by vandalizing both federal tax law and statutory construction.


And so on. These pathetic sub-mediocrities, from the Oval Office on down, have not "sold" a single policy they have. Even the lazy, degraded, racist, irresponsible mass of Soviet citizens with better hygiene currently passing for "the American people" have bought nothing, apart from the affirmative action grifter himself (twice).

Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2016 12:31 AM (QDnY+)

355 well it is more sad than funny but it is amusing how stupid the people covering the iran capitulation have to be to think it is a good deal. how little do you have to know to think iran is trustworthy in any way or to think allowing anyone to inspect themselves for anything is wise?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 07, 2016 12:31 AM (vb33c)

356 Do I hear a bitch?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2016 12:32 AM (T/5A0)

357 So...

What're you bastards talking about tonight?

*Raises Beer*

*taps screen*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 12:32 AM (OQ9R7)

358 Is it true that the Ravage use their victims as sex toys before eating them crotch first?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2016 12:32 AM (w/iDp)

359 359 Is it true that the Ravage use their victims as sex toys before eating them crotch first?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2016 12:32 AM (w/iDp)



I...I...I can't speak of the things I've seen. The things I've been forced to watch.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 12:34 AM (GEICT)

360 Is it true that the Ravage use their victims as sex toys before eating them crotch first?

Do they eat them crotch first or just carry them to water that way after using the victim's head for "butt stuff"?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 07, 2016 12:35 AM (T/cxb)

361 Almost caught up, third-100 comments comment:

!

bebe's boobs destroy #242: ...15 stitches. I'm parked on Gushie's sofa cause I can't maneuver the bandages myself. I'm moving really really slowly so nothing tears.

Prayers for swift and utter healing.

I said utter.

1⅞

jake #238: ...Saw on OReilly that they ran out of ammo, all of them...

Milady was telling me she heard from the radio that the SEAL who was killed... was unarmed! Perhaps they only meant out of ammo. IAC, Damn!



Richard McEnroe #272: took in an old grey abandoned cat yesterday... grateful as hell to be back in a horse.

Outside of a horse, a book is a ... wait, what? (In-joke for Book Threadies.)

Posted by: mindful webworker getting more annoying by the comment at May 07, 2016 12:36 AM (gJBE5)

362 What're you bastards talking about tonight?

Depressing sh!t. You?

Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 12:36 AM (AoK0a)

363 358 So...

What're you bastards talking about tonight?

*Raises Beer*

*taps screen*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 12:32 AM (OQ9R7)
-----------------------------
Slap!
Cochran is here!
Maybe you can touch base (excuse pun) re helping with baseball.
He's been super-busy--- and quite sick.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2016 12:36 AM (T/5A0)

364 Guns will be IT....

They think they will tell gunowners....

"sorry bra the BoR doesn't say what it says but it does say Caitlyn Jenner is a chick" and it'll fly.

I will not comply.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 07, 2016 12:05 AM (g8Hfr)


Slowly. Slowly. Slowly.

That is how the left marches on and on until they get to their final outcome.

1993, Dems are denied Hillarycare, 2010, hello Obamacare.

Dems will come after guns big time in 2017 because they know whatever temporary electoral setback they have in 18, they know it won't be over turned until 2024, if then.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 07, 2016 12:36 AM (1JnAL)

365 I can do a baseball article.

I'm very happy. Buddies over to watch Cavs and Indians win tonight.
*burp!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 12:37 AM (OQ9R7)

366 I made cheeseburger soup and we were having many beers.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 12:38 AM (OQ9R7)

367 If you are a legitimate gun owner, non-felon, and they come for you and yours, you know what to do.

You'd better, because they certainly won't stop there.

Posted by: navybrat at May 07, 2016 12:38 AM (8QGte)

368 Dog water rescues happen more often than you think.



The first dog I ever had as a kid was sired by a Chesapeake Bay
Retriever that a friend of my father picked up in the middle of (wait
for it) the Chesapeake Bay. The friend was out fishing and noticed a dog
cutting through the water and scooped him up into the boat and took him
home.
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 06, 2016 10:19 PM (wYnyS)


Friend of mine claims the best dog his family had was a stray that had been hanging around town one winter when he was a little kid, when his dad took a shortcut across the frozen pond to go home, and went through the ice.
The stray caught him by the scruff of the coat and kept him up enough so he could break enough ice to get out.

His dad then walked home with the stray, told announced they had a new dog now, and went and cuddled up to the oil-stove.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2016 12:39 AM (ry34m)

369 Sorry to hear that, BC. I had a "twenty-year flu" in early March. --Boo!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 12:39 AM (OQ9R7)

370 I...I...I can't speak of the things I've seen. The things I've been forced to watch.
Posted by: BCochran1981
------------

Yeah, I'm sure there's been some background noise on the phone too. Shrieks, screams, cries of anquish, that sort of thing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2016 12:40 AM (w/iDp)

371 His dad then walked home with the stray, told announced they had a new dog now, and went and cuddled up to the oil-stove.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2016 12:39 AM (ry34m)





dogs understand grateful.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 07, 2016 12:40 AM (vb33c)

372
I made cheeseburger soup and we were having many beers.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T)


Don't the buns get soggy?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 07, 2016 12:42 AM (k4M/B)

373 I've given AtC some silly guff over the years and I have only been growled-at, (squeaked-at), once.

Ace has admonished me more often than AtC.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 12:43 AM (OQ9R7)

374 Don't the buns get soggy?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.
-----------------

I was thinking that the bowls added some crunch to the texture.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2016 12:43 AM (w/iDp)

375 295 293 Worldwide company rebrands. Siemens Healthcare changing name to Siemens Healthineers. Branding mistake? ....they put on quite the show too.

Maybe Healthy McHealthface?
http://tinyurl.com/hm72cv2

"Heathineers" sounds like a diet snack of some kind.

Posted by: Josephistan at May 07, 2016 12:01 AM (7qAYi)



"Healthineers" sounds like the cast of a teen show where they sing a song at the beginning and end.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2016 12:44 AM (EzgxV)

376 I was thinking that the bowls added some crunch to the texture.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
-----------------

Good roughage though.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2016 12:44 AM (w/iDp)

377 If you are a legitimate gun owner, non-felon, and they come for you and yours, you know what to do.

You'd better, because they certainly won't stop there.

Posted by: navybrat
****

If you wait for them to come after you, you have screwed up.

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 07, 2016 12:44 AM (hVdx9)

378 Ace has admonished me more often than AtC.\

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 12:43 AM (OQ9R7)



Heh.

AtC and I have had some absolute knock down drag outs via text/email over the last few years.

Occasionally leaks into the podcast as well.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 12:45 AM (GEICT)

379 "Don't the buns get soggy?"
-Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 07, 2016 12:42 AM (k4M/B)

You're thinking of Ghey Cheezburger Party or something of the like.

...probably don't look that up.

There is no bread in cheeseburger soup. You can, however, add croutons at your discretion.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 12:45 AM (OQ9R7)

380 "Healthineers"
---------------

Sounds like the vegan wing of the Nazi Youth.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2016 12:46 AM (w/iDp)

381 Sounds like the vegan wing of the Nazi Hitler Youth.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Edited

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2016 12:46 AM (w/iDp)

382 Sounds like the vegan wing of the Nazi Youth.

Posted by: Mike Hammer
*****

Hitler was a vegetarian by the standards of the time.

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 07, 2016 12:47 AM (hVdx9)

383 368 If you are a legitimate gun owner, non-felon, and they come for you and yours, you know what to do.

You'd better, because they certainly won't stop there.
Posted by: navybrat at May 07, 2016 12:38 AM (8QGte)
------------------------
You know who I think they most have to fear?
Older people.

My youngest just turned 18.
I am in a different position from just 10 years ago.
Older people can be dangerous.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2016 12:47 AM (T/5A0)

384 1993, Dems are denied Hillarycare, 2010, hello Obamacare.

true, but Venezuela has run out of hops, money, food, toilet paper, et c ...

Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 12:47 AM (AoK0a)

385 Oh, yeah! You can serve it in a bread bowl, as well.

Hmmm...

*wheels turning*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 12:47 AM (OQ9R7)

386 Damn, Hammer. That just about nails it.
I may have a vegan visiting in July, just for a couple of days.
I'm dreading it already. Friend of the Happy Couple, can't just eff-em-off.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 07, 2016 12:47 AM (tIja6)

387 Occasionally leaks into the podcast as well.
Posted by: BCochran
---------------

*note to self: wash hands after listening to podcasts*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2016 12:48 AM (w/iDp)

388 ..."Occasionally leaks into the podcast as well."
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 12:45 AM (GEICT)

People who get along have those. Leave two law students to their own devices and it is inevitable.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 12:49 AM (OQ9R7)

389 There is no bread in cheeseburger soup. You can, however, add croutons at your discretion.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 12:45 AM (OQ9R7)




really like cheeseburgers, really like soup, would really like to like cheeseburger soup, however, when I imagine a bowl of cheeseburger soup it looks identical to a bowl of vomit, sorry. mind you I have never seen a bowl of cheeseburger soup.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 07, 2016 12:49 AM (vb33c)

390 People who get along have those. Leave two law students to their own devices and it is inevitable.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 12:49 AM (OQ9R7)


Oh absolutely.

There have been texts such as "I am simply stunned and horrified that you think XYZ"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 12:50 AM (GEICT)

391
Hillary will fix ObamaCare
with the Stalinist HillaryCare she proposed back when - "single-payer" and if you by-pass the State service for anything you will go to prison.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 07, 2016 12:11 AM (T78UI)


Obamacare was the first step to single payer.

1. Destroy private healthcare via Obamacare
2. ?????
3. Profit!

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 07, 2016 12:50 AM (1JnAL)

392 -Posted by: yankeefifth at May 07, 2016 12:49 AM (vb33c)

Noted and discarded. To each his own, amigo!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 12:51 AM (OQ9R7)

393 well the media is not going to make a big deal out of getting screwed for two reasons.

They were there to get their orders. There's nothing 'clever' about outranking someone, there's no 'outsmarting' that's happening.

Posted by: t-bird at May 07, 2016 12:52 AM (OLNwX)

394 "Healthineers"
---------------

Sounds like the vegan wing of the Nazi Youth.


I keep thinking Stephen King. Didn't he have "Luminieres" or something like that?

Posted by: t-bird at May 07, 2016 12:54 AM (OLNwX)

395 People who get along have those. Leave two law students to their own devices and it is inevitable.
------------

There is a reason for that. The very first thing that is learned in law school is that for every argument, there is a counterargument.

It need not be logical, it need not be true, it need not serve justice, it must simply be articulated with seeming sincerity.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2016 12:54 AM (w/iDp)

396 Speaking of war movies, just discovered this magazine title Cinema Retro.

Here is there issue for The Great Escape and a few other movies.
http://www.rzm.com/magazines/cr/cr8419.cfm

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2016 12:55 AM (igkah)

397 "Oh absolutely.

There have been texts such as "I am simply stunned and horrified that you think XYZ"
"
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 12:50 AM (GEICT)

I figured. Like-minded people can have some knock-down-drag-outs.

I think I'm going to make a baseball post soon. Let me know if I am stepping on your toes, amigo.

I was thinking about either this or next Sunday.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 12:55 AM (OQ9R7)

398 I'd like to teach the world to eat
Organic hominy
I'd like to buy the world some kale
And pie that's gluten-free......

Posted by: Heather and the Healthineers at May 07, 2016 12:56 AM (T/5A0)

399 King had Langoliers and Tommy Knockers plus a clown or two, so...

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2016 12:56 AM (igkah)

400 Langoliers, thank you, that was it.

Posted by: t-bird at May 07, 2016 12:57 AM (OLNwX)

401 I was thinking about either this or next Sunday.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 12:55 AM (OQ9R7)



I'm shooting for next weekend, so if you can do this weekend, that'd be great. Then we know we're not doubling up on content.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 12:57 AM (GEICT)

402 People who get along have those. Leave two law students to their own devices and it is inevitable.
-----------------

Oh, I don't know.

Posted by: Jackson Browne, humming 'Lawyers in Love' at May 07, 2016 12:58 AM (w/iDp)

403 King had Langoliers and Tommy Knockers plus a clown or two, so...

Sell the Tommy Knockers to Caitlyn Jenner & retire a wealthy man ...

Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 12:58 AM (AoK0a)

404 Finally caught up, fourth-100 comments comment:

!

Nothing. Obviously, all the interesting comments get made in the first three hundred. Or all my responses.



?

Or maybe I got distracted looking at KBDaBear's links...

!!!

Wait! Wait! Last-minute entry:

Heather and the Healthineers #399:
I'd like to teach the world to eat Organic hominy...

That was good, H!

Posted by: your friendly neighborhood mindful webworker at May 07, 2016 12:58 AM (gJBE5)

405 You know how "Leadership Principle" sounds so much better in German?
(Fuhrer-Prinzip) Try it. When somebody's talking like, well, a Nazi, translate a couple of their key phrases into the Fuhrer's mother tongue, Not-Austrian.
It's Rrrrrrrriesige.

In Yerp, "Engineer" is a title, like Dr or Esq. And most places it comes out "Ing."
So putting it into German, your Healthineer becomes

Gesundheit-Ingenieur

or more fun, presuming it's sickness you're engineering upon, it would be

Krankheit-Ingenieur which I will go ahead and abbrev. as KrankIng.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 07, 2016 12:59 AM (tIja6)

406 Hot Air button. Right over there.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 12:59 AM (GEICT)

407 We are, we are, we are Healthineers, we leap about like friggin' queers...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 07, 2016 12:59 AM (kP16F)

408 God sends his spaceships to America, the beautiful
They land at 6 o'clock and there we are, the dutiful
Eating from TV trays
Tuned in to Happy Days
Waiting for World War III while Jesus slaves
to the mating calls of
lawyers in love

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2016 12:59 AM (ntObR)

409 I'm shooting for next weekend...
--------

Duck!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, shouting at Next Weekend at May 07, 2016 12:59 AM (w/iDp)

410 I'd like to teach the world to eat
Organic hominy
I'd like to buy the world some kale
And pie that's gluten-free......

Posted by: Heather and the Healthineers
****

(Hears singing. Picks up 870 and racks slide, then goes looking for source of singing)

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 07, 2016 12:59 AM (hVdx9)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, shouting at Next Weekend at May 07, 2016 12:59 AM (w/iDp)

412 Jackson's a douche, but I think he was onto something when he wrote that...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2016 01:00 AM (ntObR)

413 ..."Then we know we're not doubling up on content."
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 12:57 AM (GEICT)

Cool. That's why I asked. Now I'll just need someone to submit it. CBD is usually there on Sunday, so if I can submit it by tomorrow, I should be golden.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 01:00 AM (OQ9R7)

414 Crap.

*slogs to Barrel*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, shouting at Next Weekend at May 07, 2016 01:00 AM (w/iDp)

415 Rabbit Season !!!

Posted by: Daffy Duck... at May 07, 2016 01:00 AM (AoK0a)

416 The Washington Post is reporting that Queen Hillary I will be exonerated of all wrong doing. Because she didn't intend on breaking any rules.

New speeding defense: "But office, like President Hillary, I didn't intend on speeding, so I should be immediately exonerated."

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at May 07, 2016 01:01 AM (AHDxb)

417 I would have had a save if they hadn't freed those damn whales.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, shouting at Next Weekend at May 07, 2016 01:01 AM (w/iDp)

418 -Posted by: May 26 at May 07, 2016 12:57 AM (qgpqG)

Go test your gyroscope.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 01:02 AM (OQ9R7)

419 Alright, I'm going to pass out. Night Horde.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 01:02 AM (GEICT)

420 Mike Hammer, they are known as killer whales for a reason

Or sushi

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2016 01:02 AM (igkah)

421 Crap.

*slogs to Barrel*

Posted by: Mike Hammer
****

Attention, attention, the AoSHQ bathrooms are now closed. As usual, the potty port on the barrel is open. Again, the potty port on the barrel is open. Thank you.

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 07, 2016 01:02 AM (hVdx9)

422 G'Night, BC.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 01:03 AM (OQ9R7)

423 "King had Langoliers and Tommy Knockers plus a clown or two, so..."

Which one had the ass weasels from outer space?

Posted by: AtC the Spider at May 07, 2016 01:04 AM (b7AU3)

424 407---Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 07, 2016 12:59 AM (tIja6)
---------------------------
German is the funniest language in the world.
I mean hilarious.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2016 01:04 AM (T/5A0)

425 As usual, the potty port on the barrel is open. Again, the potty port on the barrel is open. Thank you.

Noooo thanks. One bout of the super antibiotic-resistant clap is more than enough.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2016 01:04 AM (ntObR)

426 Mike Hammer, they are known as killer whales for a reason

Or sushi


Posted by: Anna Puma
****

You'll never take me alive!
Oh, wait...

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 07, 2016 01:05 AM (hVdx9)

427

Night all.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2016 01:06 AM (igkah)

428 As usual, the potty port on the barrel is open. Again, the potty port on the barrel is open. Thank you.

Noooo thanks. One bout of the super antibiotic-resistant clap is more than enough.

Posted by: qdpsteve
****

Forgot to "hover" did we?

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 07, 2016 01:06 AM (hVdx9)

429 The fun thing about remoras, when it comes to the shark, they have privileges.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 01:06 AM (GEICT)

430 G'Night, Anna!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 01:07 AM (OQ9R7)

431 Tilikum, something in there tried to grab my balls.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2016 01:07 AM (ntObR)

432 'Night, BC.
Take care and get some good rest!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2016 01:07 AM (T/5A0)

433 Tilikum #424: Attention, attention, the AoSHQ bathrooms are now closed....

Wait! There are bathrooms?

And all this time, I've been using the hole in the floor down near the end of the bar. Wish someone would tell me about these things. How embarrassing. Good thing I'm built as a Guy. The 'ettes' hole... behind the pinball machines, so I hear... is just a mess. So I hear.

Posted by: mindful webworker identifying as a Powerball prizewinner at May 07, 2016 01:07 AM (gJBE5)

434 The fun thing about remoras, when it comes to the shark, they have privileges.

Posted by: BCochran1981
****

They kind of tickel tho. Especially so if they get a little further down south, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 07, 2016 01:08 AM (hVdx9)

435 The 'ettes' hole... behind the pinball machines, so I hear... is just a mess. So I hear.

Talk about putting the "whiz" in Pinball Wizard...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2016 01:08 AM (ntObR)

436 Tilikum, something in there tried to grab my balls.

Posted by: qdpsteve
*****

Damn. I'll get the Barney Frank repellent...
Persistent bugger...

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 07, 2016 01:09 AM (hVdx9)

437 @427 On the first day, in your first lesson, the train to Frankfurt fahrts, and after that you're just off to the races.

Try this one on the cop: "I'm going the speed I'm going. I'm not responsible for whatever signs you may or may not have put up, which by the way may have changed after I drove past them. After all, it was for my convenience."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 07, 2016 01:10 AM (tIja6)

438 Tilikum, please do, thanks. Barney also just unplugged all the glory holes, try some Quikrete this time.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2016 01:11 AM (ntObR)

439 Wait! There are bathrooms?

And all this time, I've been using the hole in the floor down near the end of the bar. Wish someone would tell me about these things. How embarrassing. Good thing I'm built as a Guy. The 'ettes' hole... behind the pinball machines, so I hear... is just a mess. So I hear.

Posted by: mindful webworker

The hole at the end of the bar is where someone bagged one of them "bugs" that has concentrated acid for blood, or so the legend goes.

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 07, 2016 01:11 AM (hVdx9)

440 Dan O'Bannon got the concept for 'Alien' after his first visit to the Barrel.

Yup, the monstrosity predates the internet...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2016 01:12 AM (ntObR)

441 Just wanted to say... speaking as a parent of adult children... still waiting for grandchildren to spoil...

O God, you have taught me from my youth: and hitherto have I declared your wondrous works. Now also when I am old and greyheaded, O God, forsake me not; until I have shown your strength unto this generation, and your power to every one that is to come.

* falls asleep at the desk *

Posted by: mindful webworker - as think as I young I am at May 07, 2016 01:13 AM (gJBE5)

442 Crap.
*slogs to Barrel*
Posted by: Mike Hammer
------------------
That's OK - the cat can post for you while you're down there.

Posted by: Chi at May 07, 2016 01:13 AM (uKWAY)

443 Tilikum, please do, thanks. Barney also just unplugged all the glory holes, try some Quikrete this time.

Posted by: qdpsteve
****

We are beyond that now. Taking him back to MA and dropping him off didn't work, so we will have to go to a more permanent solution.

6 inch barreled .357 with a dildo over the end out one of the glory holes.

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 07, 2016 01:14 AM (hVdx9)

444 Tilikum, that works too. Barney's in for a nasty surprise...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2016 01:14 AM (ntObR)

445 Tilikum, that works too. Barney's in for a nasty surprise...

Posted by: qdpsteve
****

Actually, the new guy who will have to clean up the mess is in for a nasty surprise.

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 07, 2016 01:16 AM (hVdx9)

446 Tilikum, LOL.

"Geez, there's bloody Barney all over the place!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2016 01:17 AM (ntObR)

447 While you're taking Bawney back to MA, take Stephen King with ya!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 07, 2016 01:17 AM (kP16F)

448 Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic

Adriane, you still here? You referred to unusual rain, are you in Phoenix area?

We had a thunderstorm here tonight, most rain I've ever seen while visiting Phoenix area.

Posted by: Farmer at May 07, 2016 01:17 AM (PzqA/)

449 G'Night, Mindful and thank you for the pleasant, remindful Prayer!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 01:18 AM (OQ9R7)

450 Tilikum, LOL.

"Geez, there's bloody Barney all over the place!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve
****

Here's your mop and bucket kid. You can toss the body into that barrel over there.

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 07, 2016 01:20 AM (hVdx9)

451 Ah geez Tilikum, look at the time!! ;-)

Gonna call it a night, thanks for the great chat everyone.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2016 01:21 AM (ntObR)

452 G'Night, qdpsteve.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 01:22 AM (OQ9R7)

453 While you're taking Bawney back to MA, take Stephen King with ya!


Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki
****

Funny you should mention that. We thought he was in the van, the next minute we hear and feel a THUMP...
There was a lot of alcohol involved.

Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 07, 2016 01:22 AM (hVdx9)

454 Stephen King. Van. Heheh...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 07, 2016 01:25 AM (kP16F)

455 G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 01:26 AM (OQ9R7)

456 Night Slap, sleep well.

Posted by: Farmer at May 07, 2016 01:27 AM (PzqA/)

457 We had a thunderstorm here tonight, most rain I've ever seen while visiting Phoenix area.

What brings you to our little corner of Hell?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 07, 2016 01:29 AM (T/cxb)

458 Rain in Phoenix metro was so so. I think North got way more than we did. ...

Still the house is cool for another night, so ... grateful.

Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 01:30 AM (AoK0a)

459 G'night Slap, Steve, anyone i missed.

Ugh - rain.
I can't think of the last day it didn't rain here. 2 weeks? Feels like Seattle.
On the plus side, I got a decent pic of the idiot neigbor wearing a trash bag while holding an umbrella & using his leafblower in the middle of a downpour.
Heh. What a tool...

Posted by: Chi at May 07, 2016 01:38 AM (uKWAY)

460 An electric leaf blower?

Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 01:42 AM (AoK0a)

461 He's almost that stupid, Adriane, but I couldn't be so lucky.
I do not exaggerate when I say 3 to 4 times a day, every day, we hear that gas blower start up. Rain or shine.

Posted by: Chi at May 07, 2016 01:47 AM (uKWAY)

462 And, yes. I am 100% serious.

http://tinypic.com/r/15ewntg/9

Posted by: Chi at May 07, 2016 01:51 AM (uKWAY)

463 I do not exaggerate when I say 3 to 4 times a day, every day, we hear that gas blower start up.

OCD? A male version of washing dishes 2 or 3 times a day - all the dishes in the kitchen, washing dishes ...

Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 01:51 AM (AoK0a)

464 What brings you to our little corner of Hell?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 07, 2016 01:29 AM

FIL turns 85 on Mon., that combined w/ Mother's Day prompted the trip. They now lived in asst. living in Peoria.

Posted by: Farmer at May 07, 2016 01:56 AM (PzqA/)

465 Rain in Phoenix metro was so so. I think North got way more than we did. ...
Still the house is cool for another night, so ... grateful.
Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 01:30 AM

It rained pretty hard for a bit in Peoria, didn't last too long tho.

Posted by: Farmer at May 07, 2016 01:58 AM (PzqA/)

466 FIL turns 85 on Mon., that combined w/ Mother's Day prompted the trip. They now lived in asst. living in Peoria.

Sorry to hear they can't travel to you anymore, but good on you for seeing them when you can.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 07, 2016 02:01 AM (T/cxb)

467 Happy 85th! Happy Mum's Day!

Keep cool while you visit & drink your water whether you want to or not ...

Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 02:02 AM (AoK0a)

468 And, yes. I am 100% serious.
http://tinypic.com/r/15ewntg/9
Posted by: Chi at May 07, 2016 01:51 AM

LMAO Chi. What the hell is he blowing, water? Like Adriane said sounds like OCD.

Posted by: Farmer at May 07, 2016 02:02 AM (PzqA/)

469 Keep cool while you visit & drink your water whether you want to or not ...
Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 02:02 AM

Oh we want to. Jules this place makes me so thirsty, we got here Mon. and I didn't have a drink of anything for 3 hrs after we landed, when we went to dinner I was parched.

Posted by: Farmer at May 07, 2016 02:06 AM (PzqA/)

470 Duh...Jules said

Posted by: Farmer at May 07, 2016 02:11 AM (PzqA/)

471 459 G'night Slap, Steve, anyone i missed.

Ugh - rain.
I can't think of the last day it didn't rain here. 2 weeks? Feels like Seattle.
On the plus side, I got a decent pic of the idiot neigbor wearing a trash bag while holding an umbrella & using his leafblower in the middle of a downpour.
Heh. What a tool...

Posted by: Chi at May 07, 2016 01:38 AM (uKWAY)



O. M. G.



I can testify that I have personally seen such idiot neighbor in action and he is, in fact, such a tool. I have not seen wearing a trashbag and holding an umbrella, but having seen 95% of such behavior, I can well believe the other 5%.



When I visited Chi, he lost an excellent money-making opportunity when he told me exactly what this guy was going to do and then we watched him do it -- he could have bet me $20, and I'd have bet nobody would be that much of an asshole.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2016 02:13 AM (EzgxV)

472 OCD? A male version of washing dishes 2 or 3 times a day - all the dishes in the kitchen, washing dishes ...
Posted by: Adriane
-----------------
That's what I figure.
If he wasn't such a douchecanoe, I'd feel bad for him.
You mentioned cleaning - he used to yell at his wife when she didn't scrub the bathtub after she showered. Every morning.
I said used to - she left him last year.

T,
Saddest part is, about 45 minutes before I snapped that pic, I saw his wife drop off their 5 yr old son. Every other weekend, I think?
He has 1 1/2 days with his son, and he'd rather blow non-existent leaves off the street. Sad.

Posted by: Chi at May 07, 2016 02:15 AM (uKWAY)

473 Other than scheduling an intervention ...

1)Noise ordinance
2)dB meter
3) ???
4)Profit !!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 02:16 AM (AoK0a)

474 I don't know if the pic and discussion made it clear how much this guy is abnormal -- he blows leaves from his gutter across the street into the gutter of his neighbor. It's not just off his lawn into the gutter. If the guy next door to Chi did the same thing, they'd ping-pong the leaves across the street every day.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2016 02:18 AM (EzgxV)

475 My MIL mentioned that she had on older auntie or cousin with such.

Every day it was every dish & cooking pot in the kitchen & the silverware / chopsticks, tea sets, and sometimes twice a day.

Then dust the cabinets before taking the dishes off the table and putting them back in the cabinets & a clean table cloth every time you took them out of the kitchen cabinets and started the washing ...

It was not a happy life.

Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 02:20 AM (AoK0a)

476 472 OCD? A male version of washing dishes 2 or 3 times a day - all the dishes in the kitchen, washing dishes ...
Posted by: Adriane
-----------------
That's what I figure.
If he wasn't such a douchecanoe, I'd feel bad for him.
You mentioned cleaning - he used to yell at his wife when she didn't scrub the bathtub after she showered. Every morning.
I said used to - she left him last year.

T,
Saddest part is, about 45 minutes before I snapped that pic, I saw his wife drop off their 5 yr old son. Every other weekend, I think?
He has 1 1/2 days with his son, and he'd rather blow non-existent leaves off the street. Sad.

Posted by: Chi at May 07, 2016 02:15 AM (uKWAY)



So, she's out of the neighborhood?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2016 02:21 AM (EzgxV)

477
Lurkin' the ONT, watchin' Ancient Aliens, listenin' to Coast to Coast, drinkin' R & C.

Darn near a perfect night off...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at May 07, 2016 02:23 AM (tz46A)

478 May God grant him healing & the rest of the neighborhood, free earplugs ...

Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 02:24 AM (AoK0a)

479 Oh yeah, cooth. But not too far.
Hmmm - how much do I say?

F it. She left him & moved to a suite in his parents' home. They quit talking to him.
BTW, his dad is ex city council that is most responsible for our 7.1 miles of train tracks we call "light rail." But, with that move, I gained I skosh of respect for him...

Posted by: Chi at May 07, 2016 02:32 AM (uKWAY)

480 479 Oh yeah, cooth. But not too far.
Hmmm - how much do I say?

F it. She left him & moved to a suite in his parents' home. They quit talking to him.
BTW, his dad is ex city council that is most responsible for our 7.1 miles of train tracks we call "light rail." But, with that move, I gained I skosh of respect for him...

Posted by: Chi at May 07, 2016 02:32 AM (uKWAY)



Which "him"? pere or fils?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2016 02:50 AM (EzgxV)

481 Or fils, petite, i.e. the 5 year old grandson ...


nhanhanhanhanhanha cough!

laughing in a French accent is difficult, you know

Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 03:01 AM (AoK0a)

482 nhanhanhanhanhanha cough!

laughing in a French accent is difficult, you know

Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 03:01 AM (AoK0a)


Amateur.

Posted by: Maurice Chevalier at May 07, 2016 03:02 AM (vBeA5)

483 481 Or fils, petite, i.e. the 5 year old grandson ...


nhanhanhanhanhanha cough!

laughing in a French accent is difficult, you know

Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 03:01 AM (AoK0a)



Did I miss that? I normally speak Innsmouth frog, not French.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2016 03:04 AM (EzgxV)

484 Did I miss that? I normally speak Innsmouth frog, not French.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2016 03:04 AM (EzgxV)


It's not called "frog", it's called "Dagon".

Posted by: A half-human/half-Dagon mistaken for a dirty Portuguese at May 07, 2016 03:23 AM (vBeA5)

485 I'm learning Swedish ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vMsCEWbd-A

Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 03:30 AM (AoK0a)

486 484 Did I miss that? I normally speak Innsmouth frog, not French.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2016 03:04 AM (EzgxV)

It's not called "frog", it's called "Dagon".

Posted by: A half-human/half-Dagon mistaken for a dirty Portuguese at May 07, 2016 03:23 AM (vBeA5)




Depends on who is callin' it, doesn't it? Fookin' dirty Dagonese, showin' up on the streets of R'lyeh at nearly every street corner, dribblin' off their slobbery bits -- it's disgustin', really....

Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2016 03:31 AM (EzgxV)

487 ... That should keep me off of boats that run aground in decrepit Spanish sea towns ...

Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 03:32 AM (AoK0a)

488 485 I'm learning Swedish ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vMsCEWbd-A

Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 03:30 AM (AoK0a)




There are other resources.....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OfsABOGw3c

Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2016 03:33 AM (EzgxV)

489 G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 07, 2016 03:36 AM (T/cxb)

490 Bork! Bork! Bork!

Posted by: Swedish cthulhu at May 07, 2016 03:39 AM (EzgxV)

491 Good night, Blanco Basura ...

Better Days tomorrow ...

Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 03:39 AM (AoK0a)

492 I'm learning Swedish ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vMsCEWbd-A

Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 03:30 AM (AoK0a)


Interestingly enough, it is the most commonly learned second language... in Sweden.

I'm sure that won't last as *certain other languages* become the majority language...

Posted by: Imam of Stockholmistan at May 07, 2016 03:39 AM (vBeA5)

493 Bork! Bork! BLAM!!!

Posted by: new Swede at May 07, 2016 03:41 AM (EzgxV)

494 Bork! Bork! BLAM!!!

You Idiot, Mohammet! He said, "Bork!" not "Pork!" !!!

Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 03:50 AM (AoK0a)

495 There are other resources....

I know! I'm also learning Swedish singing ....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7UmUX68KtE

Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 03:53 AM (AoK0a)

496 As 4 = 9 - 5, I think it is numericalogically appropriate that I end with the last comment before this one ...

Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 03:58 AM (AoK0a)

497 #TrigglyPuff is even more sad and pathetic that you thought...

Posted by: The Un-triggly Hat at May 07, 2016 04:10 AM (vBeA5)

498 Case in point regarding #TrigglyPuff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJN9IrPPyn0

Posted by: The Un-triggly Hat at May 07, 2016 04:13 AM (vBeA5)

499 Night all.

Here is a cover of Syd Barrett era Pink Floyd's song "Lucifer Sam" by The Well:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qdk5IlmfX8U

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 07, 2016 04:31 AM (vBeA5)

500 Just replayed the F9 launch sequence from last night with the headphones on. HO LEE FUCK.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 07, 2016 04:49 AM (zq5o+)

501 I tried to contact Paul Ryan... You Can't

Phone shut off, email blocked...

I only wanted to suggest he work with Trump.

But that good old Republican is hiding.

Posted by: PeteHughes at May 07, 2016 04:53 AM (8zxoH)

502 The reason I shouldn't see the beginning of the ONT is because I will see the end, been up for over a hour.
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2016 05:42 AM (3wHFl)

503 Rain? I'm not impressed, now if you see the sun I'm jealous.

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2016 05:49 AM (3wHFl)

504 No one else up yet?

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2016 05:54 AM (3wHFl)

505 Yeah, catchin' up....off to work in a few.

Posted by: BignJames at May 07, 2016 05:56 AM (x9c8r)

506 "No one else up yet? "

My guess is that a lot of people went back into lurk mode.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 07, 2016 06:00 AM (WVsWD)

507 On your feet daywalkers!

Burnin daylight.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at May 07, 2016 06:04 AM (JMWvI)

508 "Phone shut off, email blocked...

The dude doesn't work weekends.

He told us that when he was kind enough to take the job.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2016 06:09 AM (ptqRm)

509 G'morning, all!!


Heave out and trice up.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2016 06:10 AM (ptqRm)

510 And with that...

Le NOOD.

It is here

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2016 06:13 AM (ptqRm)

511 "The dude doesn't work weekends."

Look on the bright side. Stabbing us in the back is now just a Monday through Friday task.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 07, 2016 06:14 AM (WVsWD)

512 Notable war movies missing from the list besides Patton and The Great Escape:

The Blue Max
633 Squadron
The Battle of Britain

All air war movies. Hmm, a blind spot?

Posted by: MichiCanuck at May 07, 2016 06:20 AM (d8j8c)

513 Barely up.
As in haven't finished first cup of coffee yet.

Posted by: teej at May 07, 2016 06:36 AM (ijopM)

514 "We all know in the real world the off-color joke told by the cool male coworker may be deemed acceptable, but when uttered by the awkward, pot-bellied, older guy, it's contributing to a hostile environment and potential fodder for a lawsuit.

A woman who wants to go out with her colleague or even her supervisor may well be flattered when he makes an advance, but the hapless guy who mistakenly thought she was interested can end up in big trouble."

100% true. I was having lunch with a guy I done work for and his entourage including his hot wife and other attractive females. The guy is Scottish and charismatic. He was talking stuff that I knew if I said, failing all three of the tall, dark, and handsome test, would at a minimum throw me into the HR Star Chamber. Obviously the guy hit on his future wife sometime in the past at work. I know what would happen to me if I tried that and it would not finding a gf or wife.

Posted by: Michael K at May 07, 2016 06:58 AM (YXlRz)

515 They missed Platoon. Particularly the music that plays as Elias makes his run.
Just start at 1:20 in this one to see what I mean.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKpQB3bEPbI

Posted by: goon at May 07, 2016 07:31 AM (WCaSy)

516 College campuses, for example, have increasingly prioritized encouraging -- even requiring -- students to ruminate on social problems, whether they're the problems faced by women, transgendered students, African-Americans or other minority groups. Yet this approach hardly seems to be healing divisions or reducing conflict.

Surveys suggest race relations are at a 20-year low. Undoubtedly there are many reasons for this, but it's worth considering how dwelling on our differences and encouraging people to focus on society's problems may be giving those problems more power.


... egregious displays of institutional racism, like public marches by the KKK, are virtually nonexistence, but the fear that a group might lose it's 'victim' status seems to be the remaining problem.

Posted by: Captain Override at May 07, 2016 07:55 AM (e8kgV)

517 "men who already feel women enjoy a double standard - welcoming sexual
attention in some circumstances but also able to claim harassment - may
feel their suspicions are confirmed."

Or those of us who have seen real-life examples. Female consultant padding her expense reports by $500 per week. Project manager starts investigating, and she hears about it. Next thing you know, he's been reported to HR for making off color remarks and creating a "hostile environment." First thing his bosses do is kill the expense investigation because that would be used to claim "retaliation".

Posted by: SDN at May 07, 2016 10:01 AM (m/qEg)

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Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat