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Overnight Open Thread (6 May 2016)
the flaws in the training programs also speak to the more fundamental problem of the selective and arbitrary nature of sexual-harassment categorizations themselves. We all know in the real world the off-color joke told by the cool male coworker may be deemed acceptable, but when uttered by the awkward, pot-bellied, older guy, it's contributing to a hostile environment and potential fodder for a lawsuit. A woman who wants to go out with her colleague or even her supervisor may well be flattered when he makes an advance, but the hapless guy who mistakenly thought she was interested can end up in big trouble.
Big Pharma
FDA will require e-cigs and contents to be reviewed. Based on comments I've read on this story, most folks are missing who is really behind this. They keep saying that big tobacco is behind this but in reality, they dominate sales of e-cigs (as noted in the article) so why would they want to hurt the sales of their product? What isn't noted in the article but implied is Big Pharma's role (nicotine patch and gum)."In the meantime, we know there are many other proven cessation tools available," Burwell (HHS Secretary) said.
Of course Big Govt has a stake too as they are losing out on tobacco taxes. SMOD Substitutes While the tragic comedy known as Election 2016 rolls on, what doom lies on the horizon that could fill in for SMOD, who isn't projected to arrive in time for November? Well, Mount St. Helens is recharging its magma stores, setting off earthquake swarms. Nah, that won't be big enough. How about this? Southern San Andreas fault 'locked and loaded', warns scientist. No, that won't do either. I guess we'll just have to keep looking up at the skies, waiting for SMOD to grace us with a visit. We do have the eta Aquariid meteor shower to watch tonight and tomorrow with about 30+ meteors per hour so there's that.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 06, 2016 10:13 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:13 PM (Umptx)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:14 PM (Umptx)
Posted by: Son of Quaker Sam at May 06, 2016 10:14 PM (JMmqA)
Fox had a story on today about a couple boating way offshore, and spotted something in the water.
It was a little terrier in a doggie life jacket that had fallen off a boat. Miraculously, they were in the right place at the right time and were able to save the nearly invisible dog (in somewhat rough seas).
Were able to return it eventually to its relieved owners.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2016 10:14 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Jim at May 06, 2016 10:15 PM (McRlu)
and then women bitch about there not being any Men out there who are interested in them....
Posted by: Don Quixote at May 06, 2016 10:16 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2016 10:16 PM (mtmZ0)
Posted by: Molly k at May 06, 2016 10:16 PM (4aaDj)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:17 PM (Umptx)
Posted by: Molly k at May 06, 2016 10:17 PM (4aaDj)
Posted by: Skip now all out of scotch at May 06, 2016 10:18 PM (3wHFl)
Idaho?
Horrible.
Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
Gay Muslim (but I repeat myself) Hispanic Skinheads raping everyone.
Mussolinic Facisti South Carolin Klanners (per Ace) imposing their will on harmless LDS who have only faith and tactical nuclear weapons to defend themselves.
325 days of radioactive mercury contaminated sunshine and moose AIDS contaminated water that FISH SHIT IN!
Don't come here. Don't let anyone you love come here. For the love of God and all you hold dear, STAY AWAY!
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 06, 2016 10:18 PM (KId5h)
Posted by: navybrat at May 06, 2016 10:18 PM (8QGte)
Posted by: Beats the Bulldog at May 06, 2016 10:19 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Kate58 at May 06, 2016 10:19 PM (oLZsm)
Dog water rescues happen more often than you think.
The first dog I ever had as a kid was sired by a Chesapeake Bay Retriever that a friend of my father picked up in the middle of (wait for it) the Chesapeake Bay. The friend was out fishing and noticed a dog cutting through the water and scooped him up into the boat and took him home.
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 06, 2016 10:19 PM (wYnyS)
http://lileks.com/institute/comicsins/comics/wallgren/index.html
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 06, 2016 10:19 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:17 PM (Umptx)
I'm not as think as you drunk I am!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 06, 2016 10:19 PM (McRlu)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:19 PM (Umptx)
So president Hillary picks rabid foaming at the mouth leftist for SCOTUS. Congress is either dem controlled or the GOPe rolls over and confirms the nom.
Some blue state or states ban firearms knowing the SCOTUS will eventually rubber stamp the ban.
Or
If Congress is Dem controlled, expect them to pass a bill banning all or most firearms.
This is my prediction for the next 4 years of the new president. I pray I am proven wrong, but I am preparing in case I am right
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:19 PM (hVdx9)
Fox had a story on today about a couple boating way offshore, and spotted something in the water.
It was a little terrier in a doggie life jacket that had fallen off a boat. Miraculously, they were in the right place at the right time and were able to save the nearly invisible dog (in somewhat rough seas).
Were able to return it eventually to its relieved owners.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2016 10:14 PM (1ZOkK)
...............
Did you see the story on FOX about the lady who couldn't afford the vet bill for her paralyzed dog and left him at a shelter? I'm a hospice nurse and in 20 years have never cried like I did when I read that.
Posted by: Molly k at May 06, 2016 10:20 PM (4aaDj)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:20 PM (Umptx)
Posted by: IC at May 06, 2016 10:21 PM (zK6nG)
And old Pali widow named Suha
Had a most succulent hoo-hah,
Said Hillz, "I'm in lust,
And eat her I must,
Or else strap on a dildo and screw, aaah!"
Apologies to those members of the Horde who have not yet eaten.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2016 10:21 PM (mtmZ0)
Posted by: Skip now all out of scotch at May 06, 2016 10:18 PM (3wHFl)
..............
Well duh. Youre out of scotch. You should be at the liquor store.
Posted by: Molly k at May 06, 2016 10:21 PM (4aaDj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 06, 2016 10:21 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:21 PM (Umptx)
I do not smoke, never have.
Posted by: Skip now all out of scotch at May 06, 2016 10:22 PM (3wHFl)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2016 10:22 PM (EzgxV)
If Donald Trump is supposed to be able to win "yuuuge" victories, then why are Democrats celebrating, if not reveling, in his coming nomination?
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=11709
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2016 10:23 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Jules at May 06, 2016 10:24 PM (hVdx9)
Best of all is that the same people are moving heaven and earth to legalize pot, and the usual intake mechanism is (gasp) smoking it!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 06, 2016 10:24 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:21 PM (Umptx)
Chihuahua looks like a seal about to bust an artery from high blood pressure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2016 10:25 PM (mtmZ0)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:25 PM (Umptx)
Posted by: IC at May 06, 2016 10:25 PM (zK6nG)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 06, 2016 10:26 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:26 PM (hVdx9)
At just over 22 feet!
That was just retarded ... though it would come in handy for the club measurements for the bullshit ball drops that pros take all the time.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 06, 2016 10:27 PM (zc3Db)
Sounds like my kinda place!
Seriously, I'd like to retire there, but that's still a few years off. Maybe northern Idaho, though, not the I-84 corridor.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 06, 2016 10:27 PM (VSenK)
The Trumpster sure can come up with catchy simple memorable on-target nicknames!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 06, 2016 10:27 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
****
I suspect Obama's balls have yet to drop.
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:28 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2016 10:22 PM (EzgxV)
English mother*cker! Do you speak it?!
Posted by: Jules at May 06, 2016 10:24 PM (hVdx9)
Know what Billiards and
The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of 'em.
/badoldcopjokes
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 06, 2016 10:28 PM (McRlu)
Back in the day I had a Timber Shepard (2/5 v 3/5) SAR dog, water crazy, fully trained, sent him into a flooding river in central Florida after a kid stuck on a snag. Doggy flotation device of course. Human handle. Had kid grab handle and let SAR dog swim him in, as snag was breaking apart and kiddo was likely lost if no intervention. He got the kid back to shore but was too wiped out to make it himself and was swept away.
RIP Rama. You saved a human child. You performed the ultimate canine sacrifice. Perhaps, you performed the ultimate sacrifice of any thinking being, saving a child.
I miss you.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 06, 2016 10:28 PM (KId5h)
And when you shoot a guy in the head in the backseat on the L.A. freeway at 8 A.M he really becomes a dick.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:28 PM (Umptx)
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:28 PM (hVdx9)
LOL. Probably true.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 06, 2016 10:29 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 06, 2016 10:27 PM (wYnyS)
****
C'mon. Not on the ONT please.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at May 06, 2016 10:29 PM (YLidQ)
Right. Occifer.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:20 PM (Umptx)
.............
Funny I should read this nonsense today. For some reason a memory from 20 years ago came back to me today, In my youth I may have made the MADD mothers even madder. Got pulled over and hauled to the jail. THey called in the nurse to draw my blood and she was awful at it. I didn't know her and decided to tell her she was a shitty blood drawer and should I maybe draw my own Fing blood before I deflated. She wasn't amused. Next day my boss tells me that my CPR had expired and I couldn't work until I had it current. Turns out there was a nurse that would was willing to do it in her own home that same day. Yeah...........it was her. Talk about awkward. Good thing tho it turns out I wasn't over the limit but apparently had enough to mouth off.' And she passed me. I look back now and think getting old and responsible isn't a bad thing
Posted by: Molly k at May 06, 2016 10:29 PM (4aaDj)
Posted by: Chi at May 06, 2016 10:30 PM (uKWAY)
may well be flattered when he makes an advance, but the hapless guy who
mistakenly thought she was interested can end up in big trouble.
No shit.
Posted by: Clarence Thomas at May 06, 2016 10:30 PM (oKE6c)
Most cheeky. Heard variations over the years but all true.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:30 PM (Umptx)
Cause if they celebrated yesterday they might be branded as racists ...
Cause if Hillary wins, they win; if Trump wins, they win ...
Cause they might as well celebrate now before the Peoples Republic of Nevada runs out of hops and toilet paper ...
Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 06, 2016 10:30 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: IC at May 06, 2016 10:31 PM (zK6nG)
If Donald Trump is supposed to be able to win "yuuuge" victories, then why are Democrats celebrating, if not reveling, in his coming nomination?
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=11709
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 06, 2016 10:23 PM (vBeA5)
++++
You're worried and dismayed that the Democrats snarked about Trump winning? If only someone else would have won... No doubt those NV Dems would put on a show of respect for the nominee.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 06, 2016 10:31 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
*****
Exactly. Piss poor trigger discipline, yet he expects someone to help him clean up HIS mess. PITA.
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:31 PM (hVdx9)
********
This explains a great deal...
Posted by: antisocialist at May 06, 2016 10:31 PM (9n14Y)
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:28 PM (hVdx9)
............
There is a word for that. Cryptorchid.
Chryptorich Barry sounds about right
Posted by: Molly k at May 06, 2016 10:32 PM (4aaDj)
Posted by: SGT Stumpy at May 06, 2016 10:32 PM (6BJHO)
Posted by: cthulhu
English mother*cker! Do you speak it?!
Posted by: Jules at May 06, 2016 10:24 PM (hVdx9)
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu ONT wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2016 10:32 PM (EzgxV)
Stay north of The River and you will be happy.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 06, 2016 10:33 PM (KId5h)
Posted by: Jules at May 06, 2016 10:33 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: IC at May 06, 2016 10:34 PM (zK6nG)
Posted by: Molly k at May 06, 2016 10:34 PM (4aaDj)
A test of conscience.
Posted by: navybrat at May 06, 2016 10:35 PM (8QGte)
I loved it and all. But who in the underworld shows up to clean up your fcuk-up? Won't they stay away? Don't they just get away and waste your ass for fcuking up?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:35 PM (Umptx)
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 06, 2016 10:36 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 06, 2016 10:36 PM (RRLg9)
Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 06, 2016 10:37 PM (AoK0a)
So president Hillary picks rabid foaming at the mouth leftist for SCOTUS......
Some blue state or states ban firearms knowing the SCOTUS will eventually rubber stamp the ban.
Or
If Congress is Dem controlled, expect them to pass a bill banning all or most firearms.
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:19 PM (hVdx9)
-------------------------------------------
The first, I think. There are still quite a few Dem Representatives and Senators that won't go TOO far w/ gun control. (Even super-lefties like Bernie Sanders, for example.)
So, as usual, the Dems will let the black-robed priests issue a fatwa against guns.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 06, 2016 10:38 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
****
I guess it would depend on your value to the organization and if this was a first strike or not.
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:38 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:35 PM (Umptx)
It was right there in La Femme Nikita - the cleaner. And that Froggie movie beat the hell out of Pulp Fiction.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 06, 2016 10:38 PM (zc3Db)
I thought there was an actual.party-party, you know, Vegas style, not just a letter.
Click-bait Hat, I dub thee!
Posted by: @votermom at May 06, 2016 10:38 PM (nbrY/)
I got family north of the river. So, stay out of Boise and Idaho Falls and things are good, no?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:38 PM (Umptx)
A woman who wants to go out with her colleague or even her supervisor may well be flattered when he makes an advance, but the hapless guy who mistakenly thought she was interested can end up in big trouble.
______
True story: At my place of employment (a Department of Defense aircraft depot), we have been informed that if we refer to our new "transgender transitioning from male to female" employee as "he" instead of "she", even by accident, we will be written up and/or otherwise disciplined.
And, believe me, this employee in no way resembles a "she", other than in attire, so "accidents" are gonna happen.
Just what we needed. Another avenue for the Perpetually Offended to get their revenge.
Posted by: antisocialist at May 06, 2016 10:38 PM (9n14Y)
And the McConnell/Boner Brain Trust was right there doing their part like good little craven toadies. It's almost as if issues are just things they use to scare us into line on our respective teams so they get to pursue their own self-serving agendas...
Posted by: Joe Regalbuto at May 06, 2016 10:39 PM (Pby3z)
Did you see the story on FOX about the lady who
couldn't afford the vet bill for her paralyzed dog and left him at a
shelter? I'm a hospice nurse and in 20 years have never cried like I did
when I read that.
Posted by: Molly k at May 06, 2016 10:20 PM (4aaDj)
Every Friday our paper has a section of dogs/puppies and older cats/kittens for adoption from various agencies.
Today there was a sweet, older Golden for adoption. Her owners turned her in to the shelter because she was "too old." They said whoever adopts her will need to be gentle with her, because she's "afraid of raised voices and sudden movements."
Not a hot enough place....
But it's become a regular thing to see nice, older dogs and cats put up, especially as SCAD lets out for the summer. There's a saying here, when you pay your tuition, SCAD issues you a puppy or kitten. Then, whatever...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2016 10:39 PM (1ZOkK)
Maybe. Once. But if you've shown the ability to fark up that bad, aren't they then eyeing you? And no second chances.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:41 PM (Umptx)
Fool us once, shame on you!
Fool us for decades, shame on us!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 06, 2016 10:42 PM (wYnyS)
Missed both of those.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:43 PM (Umptx)
I'll go first: Ben Rhodes
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2016 10:43 PM (1ZOkK)
Fuglybitchy works great as an alternative ...
Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 06, 2016 10:43 PM (AoK0a)
Looks like he has just "received" a high-speed fish.
Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2016 10:44 PM (Z58Xa)
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 06, 2016 10:44 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
*****
If you have been very valuable and your f-up isn't too bad, I can see them cutting slack.
A big f-up or multiple f-ups and I see a shallow grave in your immediate future.
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:44 PM (hVdx9)
Fool us for decades, shame on us!
They don't fool us.
They made garroting with piano wire illegal for some reason ...
Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 06, 2016 10:45 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 06, 2016 10:45 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 06, 2016 10:46 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 06, 2016 10:47 PM (zOTsN)
And, believe me, this employee in no way resembles a "she", other than in attire, so "accidents" are gonna happen.
Just what we needed. Another avenue for the Perpetually Offended to get their revenge.
Posted by: antisocialist
****
Just call it "thing". Problem solved.
I worked with a thing like that. Perpetual five o'clock shadow, long hair, and stirrup stretchy pants daily.
It had a sister in my training class and she was dumber than a bag of hammers and more vile than an abscess.
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:47 PM (hVdx9)
Who's 'us', kemosabe? I don't live in DC nor do I experience the world only thru the WaPo/NYT/AP Axis.
Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2016 10:47 PM (Z58Xa)
Had that happen at a place where I used to work. Just wait until it decides it's attracted to a male coworker. Talk about your uncomfortable workplace environments.
Posted by: Country Singer at May 06, 2016 10:49 PM (GUBah)
Molly k, if you're out there, check your order status at Amazon about that book you mentioned. It might not be too late to cancel the hard copy order and place a Kindle order to replace it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2016 10:49 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2016 10:39 PM (1ZOkK)
----------------------
My daughter nearly went there. Heh.
She came very, very close to signing up for tens of thousands of dollars in debt so she could major in......jewelry design.
Yes, indeed.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 06, 2016 10:49 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2016 10:49 PM (Z58Xa)
Not all of us bought it. Just the dumb ones.
Posted by: navybrat at May 06, 2016 10:49 PM (8QGte)
It didn't fool me...or any sentient creature for that matter...
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:49 PM (hVdx9)
The Iran deal is what we thought it was
Obama betrayed the nation and our allies to realign the region and make a "legacy", one that he and Mr Creative Writing made up
Posted by: ThunderB at May 06, 2016 10:51 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:51 PM (Umptx)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 10:51 PM (hlMPp)
The Fraternal Order of Professional Politicians sure bought it.
Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2016 10:51 PM (Z58Xa)
My daughter nearly went there. Heh.
She came very, very close to signing up for tens of thousands of dollars in debt so she could major in......jewelry design.
Yes, indeed.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 06, 2016 10:49 PM (T/5A0)
SCAD actually has some interesting shops in the Hysterical District. One of them sells jewelry which is actually really lovely.
But I'm glad you saved your money. I have a girlfriend who taught herself jewelry making, and sells hers in various shops in Cabo and LA. I have a necklace she made for me of sea glass, that is beautiful.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2016 10:52 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2016 10:49 PM (Z58Xa)
*****
Ah, but he doesn't think HE'S confused.
He thinks God was, when He gave him "outdoor plumbing".
A chick with a d*ck is still...a dude.
Posted by: antisocialist at May 06, 2016 10:52 PM (9n14Y)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:14 PM (Umptx)
Male praying mantises know exactly what that's like.
So would male members of the Horde if Kate Upton showed up at their doorsteps in a babydoll nightie and told them she wanted a quickie before tying the knot with Verlander.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 06, 2016 10:52 PM (P8951)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 06, 2016 10:52 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 10:53 PM (hlMPp)
They were skimming a part of the vig.
Never attribute to innocence that which indicates culpability.
Posted by: navybrat at May 06, 2016 10:54 PM (8QGte)
Meh. They've always got a replacement and you're value is equal to the lack if losses.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:54 PM (Umptx)
He thinks God was, when He gave him "outdoor plumbing".
A chick with a d*ck is still...a dude.
Posted by: antisocialist
****
A dude with a "vagina" is also still a dude per DNA. They go apesh*t when you point this out tho.
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:54 PM (hVdx9)
That would be the longest 30 seconds of her life
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 06, 2016 10:54 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2016 10:49 PM (Z58Xa)
Ha! Touché!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 06, 2016 10:54 PM (zc3Db)
He has decided to cede the ME, all of it, to Iran
Posted by: ThunderB at May 06, 2016 10:52 PM (zOTsN)
And when Iran nukes Israel (and probably us as well), I hope the Creator has something special planned for Barry Soetoro Barack Hussein Obama.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2016 10:54 PM (1ZOkK)
The hard Left always wants to create other superpowers to contain the US.
Posted by: Joe Regalbuto at May 06, 2016 10:55 PM (Pby3z)
A dude with a "vagina" is also still a dude per DNA. They go apesh*t when you point this out tho.
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:54 PM (hVdx9)
And these are the same people who Love Science Sexually.
Posted by: Josephistan at May 06, 2016 10:55 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
****
They value money and what you can do for them. If you bring in a ton of money, or have a skill they badly need you have a chance.
A low level flunky tho? Chipper shredder time.
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:55 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 06, 2016 10:55 PM (voOPb)
Talk about confusion.
Brody Jenner, son of Brucilla, is engaged to a chick named Kaitlyn. She's a real female, so that's nice, but for the love of .......
If I were him, I'd demand she change her name before I asked her to marry me.
Creepy.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 06, 2016 10:55 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2016 10:54 PM (1ZOkK)
I'd rather see something done here - in this world - just so I could be sure.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 06, 2016 10:57 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 06, 2016 10:52 PM (zOTsN)
Don't forget -- Russia gets some, too.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2016 10:57 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Joe Regalbuto
****
THIS!
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:57 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2016 10:57 PM (1ZOkK)
Word. He thinks the Iranian Regime will run things and the U.S. won't have to worry.
Fool. Dilerious, dangerous fool.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 10:57 PM (Umptx)
Posted by: Josephistan
****
They don't have a clue what that word means.
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:58 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 06, 2016 10:52 PM (zOTsN)
Don't forget -- Russia gets some, too.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2016 10:57 PM (EzgxV)
The world split three ways between the Caliphate, Russia & China
Posted by: Josephistan at May 06, 2016 10:59 PM (7qAYi)
Talk about confusion.
Brody Jenner, son of Brucilla, is engaged to a chick named Kaitlyn. She's a real female, so that's nice, but for the love of .......
If I were him, I'd demand she change her name before I asked her to marry me.
Creepy.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 06, 2016 10:55 PM (T/5A0)
That's probably where Bruce Jenner got the idea of the name.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2016 10:59 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 11:00 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2016 10:59 PM (EzgxV)
Even more creepy...
Paging Zombie Sigmund Freud...Siggy, do we have a case for you.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 06, 2016 11:01 PM (P8951)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2016 10:59 PM (EzgxV)
Young Katlyn should say, "I'm not going to touch this fucked-up family with a ten-foot pole", and rush out and marry a plump Canadian geologist. or something.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2016 11:01 PM (mtmZ0)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:02 PM (hlMPp)
Until you can be replaced by someone cheaper. Just like Silicone Valley. One's legal, one is not. Money still rules.
You will be shat out the ass end so fast it will make your head spin.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 11:02 PM (Umptx)
Posted by: Josephistan
****
They don't have a clue what that word means.
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:58 PM (hVdx9)
I think here is more than one word in there that they are having trouble with...
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at May 06, 2016 11:02 PM (m5xM0)
He wants to be her. It's gross
Posted by: ThunderB at May 06, 2016 11:02 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Josephistan at May 06, 2016 10:55 PM (7qAYi)
That needs to be pointed out as often as possible.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 06, 2016 11:03 PM (P8951)
Some 272.3 million accounts were stolen - and involve some of the biggest email providers, including Google, Yahoo, Hotmail and Microsoft, according to Alex Holden of Hold Security.
Posted by: James T Kirk at May 06, 2016 11:03 PM (e8kgV)
That would truly be fucked up. Of course, it could be Brody, instead (or too).
Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2016 11:04 PM (Z58Xa)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 06, 2016 11:02 PM (zOTsN)
Sucks when the wrong people get killed in car wrecks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2016 11:04 PM (mtmZ0)
hope you are well, my only quibble with your selections is you have that jackass 1/2 rate volcano over in the Evergreen State and that intermittent crackhead faultline over in the Golden State....
I am superior to both when the chips are down each in their own field.
Sincerely,
Yellow Stone Caldera
Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:05 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Infidel at May 06, 2016 11:05 PM (M0b5O)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/728614580029657092
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/728614717825134592
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/728614872053907456
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/728615031521353728
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/728615185972375553
Posted by: kbdabear at May 06, 2016 11:05 PM (BIa0z)
Kinetic Impact is a random bastard...
well unless you throw someone from a thirteen story balcony....
then it is pretty much a known quantity.
//Abe Reles
Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:06 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: MAx at May 06, 2016 11:06 PM (LAliD)
Been there more than twice in the last 10 years.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 11:07 PM (Umptx)
It is just another piece of power on the board of the game of life Infidel...
Affirmative Action is not about "getting a chance" it is about "getting over"
Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:07 PM (g8Hfr)
Shit. Seems that I happened to be trying out the same proxy as one of our trolls. Either that or I pissed someone off.
Naaaaaah.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 06, 2016 11:07 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: Josephistan at May 06, 2016 10:55 PM (7qAYi)
That needs to be pointed out as often as possible.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 06, 2016 11:03 PM (P8951)
If they talk about how the science is settled when it comes to global warming, point out that the fact that persons with dicks are male and persons with vajayjays are female was settled science for, oh, all of human history up until a few years ago.
So apparently even the most settled science isn't settled..
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 06, 2016 11:07 PM (P8951)
But I'm glad you saved your money. I have a girlfriend who taught herself jewelry making, and sells hers in various shops in Cabo and LA. I have a necklace she made for me of sea glass, that is beautiful.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2016 10:52 PM
-------------------
In all seriousness, we were pretty impressed with SCAD. And daughter really liked the people and city soooo much more than what she found visiting design schools in Philly, DC, and NY.
She finally decided to get some practical skills at community college --- wood-working, machining, and now welding. She knows she wants to make things and, like your friend, can teach herself by doing it. (I hope!)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 06, 2016 11:07 PM (T/5A0)
Apparently while Jane Doh was in the barrel, a creature that may have happened to look like a certain killer whale dumped a box of spiders into the barrel (well, that's what I heard).
Next thing I know she's whacking me with a baseball bat.
I'm sure she saw black and white and just assumed it was me. It could have been a zebra for crying out loud. Even assuming it was a killer whale, it could have been ANY part time land dwelling killer whale. Just very disappointed in her right now.
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 11:08 PM (hVdx9)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/728615340230492160
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/728615508619214850
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/728615705751490562
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/728615895204016129
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/728616112590618624
Posted by: kbdabear at May 06, 2016 11:08 PM (BIa0z)
My understanding is DoJ no longer refers to people as "convicts" or "felons" b/c "feelings"...
Terry the Punk McAuliffe grants them essentially full pardons on release now...
so why not be a by Hillary!'s telling "felon"?
Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:09 PM (g8Hfr)
Then when they try to parse gender and sex into a 36 part question hit them repeatedly about the head and laugh "we live in an insane asylum" with a nice smile....
//Jack Napier esq
Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:10 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 06, 2016 11:11 PM (Umptx)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:11 PM (g8Hfr)
of Defense aircraft depot), we have been informed that if we refer to
our new "transgender transitioning from male to female" employee as "he"
instead of "she", even by accident, we will be written up and/or
otherwise disciplined.
And, believe me, this employee in no way resembles a "she", other than in attire, so "accidents" are gonna happen.
Just what we needed. Another avenue for the Perpetually Offended to get their revenge.
Posted by: antisocialist at May 06, 2016 10:38 PM (9n14Y)
Did you ask if "s/he/it" (pronounced sh-it) was acceptable?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 06, 2016 11:11 PM (T78UI)
I came *this close* to sharing that sexual harassment article with you-know-who at Twitter. Thank God I'm good at making myself put that stuff off, nowadays.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2016 11:12 PM (ntObR)
Damn I'm way late.
What the hell is going on? I've been sick for weeks, I'm fairly drunk, I'm spoiling for a fight.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:12 PM (GEICT)
Daily Mail had a story this morning on the Jon Benet Ramsey murder. It had a paragraph about the child sex offender who had falsely confessed to her murder but later was eliminated as a suspect by DNA
Seems he was arrested as a sex tourist in Bangkok, they found child porn on him too. He liked little girls. While he was being questioned by Thai police he confessed to the Ramsey murder. They sent him back to the states, took his DNA and realized he lied. They released him
Turns out shortly thereafter he decided he was Trans and started taking hormones and living as a women. Don't know if he had the surgery. Anyway he got "engaged" to a man but they later broke up. He/she moved to Seattle. With a new female name and even shaved 15 years off the age. Pretty good way to conceal the fact that you are a sex offender.
Lives as a woman. Still takes sex tours to Asia. Confessed to killing a little girl
In a ladies room near you
Not dangerous. Not mentally ill. Bigot
Posted by: ThunderB at May 06, 2016 11:13 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2016 11:13 PM (ntObR)
Glad you're alive...
the fighting seems to have abated since Ace pointed out WW1 was coming this October.
The Soccer truce is in fashion.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:13 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2016 11:13 PM (ntObR)
That idiot still exists? And he's STILL going after Loesch??
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:14 PM (GEICT)
Damn I'm way late.
What the hell is going on? I've been sick for weeks, I'm fairly drunk, I'm spoiling for a fight.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:12 PM (GEICT)
Then come into a morning thread you lazy fuck.. ONT is for fucking happiness.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:14 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Chi at May 06, 2016 10:30 PM (uKWAY)
Yeah, some are.
Our little Chihuahua is 15 pounds of love and fear crammed into a 4.5-pound body. She's my sweet little shadow and follows me everywhere.
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at May 06, 2016 11:14 PM (dPpmC)
Ginger Chuck not Jazz Flautist Chuck yes?
He has had a mad on for Ms loesch for years.
She's a nice gal, Chris her and I interact frequently.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:14 PM (g8Hfr)
Young Katlyn should say, "I'm not going to touch this fucked-up family with a ten-foot pole", and rush out and marry a plump Canadian geologist. or something.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2016 11:01 PM
---------------
Perhaps Brody Jenner has a plump wallet!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 06, 2016 11:15 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:14 PM (hlMPp)
Ehhh...every time I glance at a DayWalker thread, I just want to start throwing things. My problem is I'm not a morning person. I get riled up about the time the blog shuts down. Then it's happiness and light of the ONT.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:15 PM (GEICT)
AOP needs to steer clear of the
I hear it has a bodycount
Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:16 PM (g8Hfr)
Sure it's recent. Quick search shows the hit piece being from January 2015.
And Loesch is armed. Would be cut for Chuckles to go after her.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:16 PM (hlMPp)
Still, Chuckles is always good for a hearty round of ridicule.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2016 11:16 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2016 11:17 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Chi at May 06, 2016 10:30 PM (uKWAY)
heh.
nah, they are little so they have to strike first since they cannot afford to get behind. big dogs have more design margin to hold back and see what happens.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 06, 2016 11:17 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: @votermom at May 06, 2016 11:17 PM (nbrY/)
Posted by: RWC
****
I am betting he has sexual fantasies about her sexually dominating and humiliating him. Frustrated he can't have her do that to him.
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 11:17 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2016 11:18 PM (mtmZ0)
"It's funny b/c Sven just said he has a vagina!"
//Ben Rothlisberger
Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:18 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:15 PM (GEICT)
Typically not a morning person myself but work expects me to do something....so morning threads it is!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:18 PM (hlMPp)
As I've said before, Chuckles is forever butthurt that he can't ban people from the entire internet. I *always* make a point to throw that in his face whenever I see his ugly mug and messages at Twitter.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2016 11:18 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 06, 2016 11:18 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: RWC -
****
Heh. I post from work. Maybe not the best idea. Oh well.
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 11:19 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2016 11:19 PM (ntObR)
He and Stranahan are the Breitbart alums I looked at when I said "nah don't trust the underlings much as credible in the movement.
Part of why Michelle "machine Man" Fields didn't impress me.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:19 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 11:19 PM (hVdx9)
I used to all the time. Then work picked up. Then day threads turned into Trump wars, so....
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:20 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:12 PM (GEICT)
HEY EVERYONE, BC NEEDS A GROUP HUG!
Posted by: @votermom at May 06, 2016 11:20 PM (nbrY/)
I think we're crossing the streams here...
Ginger Chuck at Gotnews and Jazz Flautist Chuck at LGF are separate, but inversely and equally loathsome fellows sharing a name.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:20 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: BCochran1981
--------------
Fuck you.
Posted by: Chi at May 06, 2016 11:21 PM (uKWAY)
Now take Trump out of the equation and just look at his messaging that he used to win the primary. Donald Trump is the Angry Birds of politics.
I'm not a real politico. I am a gamer and a developer. I've been doing both for a long time now. Back in 1991 or so there was this game called Scorched Earth. At the time it was super cool and all the techies loved all of the complexity of elevation, shot power, wind speeds, and 30 kinds of ammo in multiple categories. However, it was never something that mom and dad would get.
Flash forward 30 years and someone releases a completely dummied down version of an artillery game that mom could play on her cell phone or tablet. Boom people go apeshit playing a game that I as a gamer/techie think is pretty boring but my mom can develop an emotional attachment to playing.
Trump's message has been like that. The GOP platform has always been very well thought out and free of "emotion". A lot of people have had trouble cuddling up with the GOP because they don't feel what the GOP is about. The fundies did on social values but try explaining the pros and cons of free trade to your mom. That has been the key thing Trump did.
Again I think he's lying every time he opens his mouth but the lies he told had resonance because they were simple and had an emotional component.
Interestingly the Dems have spent 20 years undermining any emotional base the GOP has by classifying it as racist, sexist, homophobic or what have you. Using the media to coordinate the gradual progression into what is now complete insanity they have taken away the GOPs legs. Here too Trump was successful because while the GOP flinched with each accusation Trump shot back.
I believe Trump decided to he wanted to make this run and then picked the weaker of two parties so he could build momentum in the primaries. Had he run as a Dem Wolf Blitzer and Candy Crawley would have destroyed him in the debates.
I agree with the podcast that now in general the bloodletting will begin.
What got me thinking about this is today's tweets about Elizabeth Warren. We all knew who Fauxohauntus was but our moms didn't. The messaging never came across in an emotional way. Reddit is actually noticed today for the first time that Fauxohauntus is the lying sack of shit that we knew she was in 2008.
Trump uses really simple, consistent and emotional messages and just keeps repeating them. When he's wrong he doesn't admit it. He deflects or if needs be just starts a huge diversion by being outlandish.
Posted by: bestie21 at May 06, 2016 11:21 PM (HUeC4)
Was it the backseat of a Ford Theater?
I'll be here all week, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitresses.
Posted by: zombie abe lincoln at May 06, 2016 11:21 PM (f4AGl)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 06, 2016 11:21 PM (T78UI)
Posted by: @votermom at May 06, 2016 11:20 PM (nbrY/)
Oh, you're evil.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:21 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: @votermom at May 06, 2016 11:20 PM (nbrY/)
you seem to have miss read something there. he is asking to get jumped back into the ont gang.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 06, 2016 11:21 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:22 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: @votermom at May 06, 2016 11:23 PM (nbrY/)
Affirmative Action is not about "getting a chance" it is about "getting over"
Posted by: sven10077
Or getting even.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 06, 2016 11:23 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: bestie21 at May 06, 2016 11:23 PM (HUeC4)
I suggest you send that to the RNC, Jonah Goldberg, and NRO's main desk.
Seriously good post.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:24 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 11:17 PM (hVdx9)
Shit. So I have something in common with that jackass???
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:24 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 06, 2016 11:21 PM (vb33c)
I know. There's nothing that annoys a grumpy person as much as being forced into a group hug.
Posted by: @votermom at May 06, 2016 11:24 PM (nbrY/)
They got something for that rash:
http://tinyurl.com/h229yp5
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 06, 2016 11:24 PM (T78UI)
It seems like the cops are always treating these idiots with kid gloves, but they didn't do it last night, maybe because the idiot they were chasing is also a murder suspect. They literally smashed up his windshield, about drowned him in tear gas right in his car, and had a K-9 drag him out through the sunroof.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2016 11:25 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: qdpsteve
****
Scratch a "liberal", find a fascist.
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 11:26 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:26 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2016 11:26 PM (ntObR)
Ginger Chuck is more asshole than fascist....
Jazz Flautist took a site that was critically acclaimed, had a string commentariat, and ran it into the ground....
Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:27 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:27 PM (hlMPp)
Yeah, i get it. I was just goofin' around (some reality, though).
I know all about small dogs knowing no fear...
Posted by: Chi at May 06, 2016 11:28 PM (uKWAY)
You know if they made sure the "innocent out of control driver" was in a wheelchair for 187 days or so....
these little games would fall away in popularity.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:28 PM (g8Hfr)
He's the worst kind of human out there. His own self worth is completely determined by tearing other people down.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:29 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: derit at May 06, 2016 11:29 PM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:21 PM (GEICT)
Just wait until we get to the group singing part. You'll LOVE it!
Posted by: @votermom at May 06, 2016 11:29 PM (nbrY/)
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 11:19 PM (hVdx9
We had a new IS&T Director start about a year and a Half ago.
Amazing the sites that are blocked, and the ones I can get to.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:29 PM (hlMPp)
You go to hell. You go to hell and you die.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:29 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: RWC
****
If the words "Dana Loesch with a strap on" are involved, yes.
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 11:30 PM (hVdx9)
sounds like he chose the correct avocation then BC...
Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:30 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: @votermom at May 06, 2016 11:29 PM (nbrY/)
Drunken karaoke I'm down with. Everyone else in the bar? Not so much.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:30 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: IC
I sympathize. (veteran of the DC Beltway at rush hour)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 06, 2016 11:30 PM (NGd+i)
♫
Oh, Triggly Puff
Won'cha be muh baby
Oh, Triggly Puff
Be my own
Wit yer voice like gravel
through a megaphone,
Better LEAVE MY TRIGGLY PUFF ALONNNNE..!
♫
*hic*
Howdy, music lovers.
'ppreciate the post, CDR M.
Posted by: mindful webworker after six beers at May 06, 2016 11:30 PM (gJBE5)
So president Hillary picks rabid foaming at the mouth leftist for SCOTUS......
Some blue state or states ban firearms knowing the SCOTUS will eventually rubber stamp the ban.
Or
If Congress is Dem controlled, expect them to pass a bill banning all or most firearms.
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 10:19 PM (hVdx9)
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The first, I think. There are still quite a few Dem Representatives and Senators that won't go TOO far w/ gun control. (Even super-lefties like Bernie Sanders, for example.)
So, as usual, the Dems will let the black-robed priests issue a fatwa against guns.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 06, 2016 10:38 PM (T/5A0)
No, the Dems will vote for gun control. The Dem leadership will make sure that some of the more vulnerable ones that they will make sure get cushy Fed or State government positions. Most of the more vulnerable ones will be allowed to vote against the bills as long as the Dems have enough votes to pass it.
The Dems don't care if it costs them the House and Senate in 2018, they got gun control passed, got their numbers on the Supreme Court, and they know if the GOP takes back over the House and Senate in 2018, the Dems will have veto power until 2020. If they lose in 2020, and it is damn fucking hard to beat an incumbent President, they will still have enough votes in the Senate to block any rollbacks of their gun laws.
The old saying that "Elections have consequences" gets proven true every election.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 06, 2016 11:31 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: mindful webworker sobers up quick at May 06, 2016 11:31 PM (gJBE5)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:30 PM (g8Hfr)
The internet gives a platform to those of his ilk and there are always those out there who will partake.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:31 PM (GEICT)
Fuck you.
Posted by: Chi at May 06, 2016 11:21 PM (uKWAY)
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Despite the fact that modest, mild-mannered Margarita never uses such language, I have to second that.
So. Cochran is going to claim that being sick, or working hard, or being a parent, blah-blah-blah is more important than putting up an occasional baseball thread, eh? Is that what we're supposed to believe?
Eh, eh, eh?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 06, 2016 11:32 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2016 11:32 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 06, 2016 11:32 PM (egOGm)
Jazz Flautist took a site that was critically acclaimed, had a string commentariat, and ran it into the ground....
Posted by: sven10077
****
He's a wannabe fascist. Before 9/11 he had a bad case of BDS. I saw the posts. Sounded like one of the loons from DUNG or a KOSlim.
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 11:33 PM (hVdx9)
Like the Candyman we seldom say his name...
Jharles Chonson of Big Red Baseballs
Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:33 PM (g8Hfr)
Ewww. Nope nope. Not that far.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:34 PM (hlMPp)
Jeb loves Mexicans because of his wife
Little Marco
Lying Ted Cruz
Homely Carley
Crazy Carson
He picks the thing that bothers them the most and paints them with it
If he ignores you, he doesn't consider you competition
It's all a manipulation. It's all calculated. He is no genius. It's an old school yard thing. Boys find out what bothers you and it becomes your nickname
Posted by: ThunderB at May 06, 2016 11:34 PM (zOTsN)
That's true, he has an uncanny sense of political opportunism...
you'll know we have the election won if he comes 'round on the non-ONT approved fella running for office.
I hope Irish Rose can suck a golf ball through a USB port...for his sake and ours....
dumbass chucked a crowd that had him making near six figures.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:35 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 11:35 PM (hVdx9)
Yeah, i get it. I was just goofin' around (some reality, though).
I know all about small dogs knowing no fear...
Posted by: Chi at May 06, 2016 11:28 PM (uKWAY)
....as do I....
Posted by: cthulhu at May 06, 2016 11:36 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:36 PM (g8Hfr)
Eh, eh, eh?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 06, 2016 11:32 PM (T/5A0)
Dear sweet Lord. I've gotten so much grief about baseball threads.
Look, how bout this: There will be a baseball thread next weekend.
That work?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:36 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:29 PM (GEICT)
Mr Garrison, is that you?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2016 11:36 PM (cfswg)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 06, 2016 11:37 PM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at May 06, 2016 11:37 PM (sl+zA)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:37 PM (GEICT)
you'll know we have the election won if he comes 'round on the non-ONT approved fella running for office.
I hope Irish Rose can suck a golf ball through a USB port...for his sake and ours....
dumbass chucked a crowd that had him making near six figures.
Posted by: sven10077
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The only ones left when I was gone were the most ardent cult of CJ followers. Amazing how their views flipped when his did. Plenty of sick and weak minded people out there.
CJ is quite unstable and twisted.
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 11:38 PM (hVdx9)
or about the amount of time for Hillary to figgure out how the coffee pot works
Posted by: jake at May 06, 2016 11:38 PM (MvKh6)
Posted by: jake
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Coffee pot? Pfffft. More like the dual flush toilet...
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 11:39 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Jim at May 06, 2016 11:39 PM (sl+zA)
Saw on OReilly that they ran out of ammo, all of them.
those fuckers
Posted by: jake at May 06, 2016 11:39 PM (MvKh6)
Fran's a retired studio carpenter who worked on ST:TOS.
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 06, 2016 11:40 PM (Kucy5)
If you don't go to thediaryofdaedalus.com/ you should....
Ed Weather Guy made a cameo there.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:40 PM (g8Hfr)
those fuckers
Posted by: jake
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WTF!? Really?! @#$%^&*()_+@$%^%#%$##$#$#$&^$^%*&^%*^%******!!!!!
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 06, 2016 11:40 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:37 PM (GEICT)
They're not. Dermatologist wanted to take something off. Ended up being bigger then expected & I needed 15 stitches. I'm parked on Gushie's sofa cause I can't maneuver the bandages myself. I'm moving really really slowly so nothing tears.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2016 11:42 PM (cfswg)
Not shocked...
Urkle wants as small a footprint as possible...
guess what that means there is no S-4, no on call tac air lift and not as much dust off....
BUT lots of opportunity to be a BIG DAMN HERO.....
rest Keating's soul.
Fuck Urkle and the Pentagon staying silent on our footprint.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:42 PM (g8Hfr)
*SHUT THE FUCK UP RWC!*
'Yeah I'm staying at a friends unrented Airbnb ... Super creepy though.'
Dons Superman Underoos.
Time to protect!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:43 PM (hlMPp)
how the fuck does that happen?
Worst President EVER
Posted by: jake at May 06, 2016 11:43 PM (MvKh6)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 06, 2016 11:31 PM (1JnAL)
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I figure they'll first spend their political capital on an ultra-amnesty bill ---seize the moment, claim that the landslide defeat of Trump represents a popular mandate for it.
But you may be right about gun-control. Hillary's really, really going to want to do the things Obama couldn't quite achieve and gun control is high on the list.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 06, 2016 11:43 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:43 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2016 11:13 PM (ntObR)
That idiot still exists? And he's STILL going after Loesch??
If a pony tailed, failed, jazz musician falls in the forest, does it make a sound?
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 06, 2016 11:44 PM (NGd+i)
Obama did not LET that happen he MADE that happen.
He wants as few boots on the ground as possible and he frets over dead Jihadis more than dead GIs.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:44 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2016 11:42 PM (cfswg)
Oh damn. Well you heal up and I'll send hugs then. And tell Gushka and Grimmy that I said hello. One day I'll actually get to meet you all.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:44 PM (GEICT)
The SEAL who got killed this week....
Saw on OReilly that they ran out of ammo, all of them.
those fuckers
Posted by: jake
Josh Earnest will probably blame the Republicans and the sequester/budget cuts.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 06, 2016 11:45 PM (k4M/B)
Saw on OReilly that they ran out of ammo, all of them.
those fuckers
Posted by: jake at May 06, 2016 11:39 PM (MvKh6)
Didn't hear that.
W.T.F.
And haven't Hellfire stores been gone for awhile now?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:45 PM (hlMPp)
She thinks she is queen in a way Obama didn't care to be....
she also is fairly certain she is impeachment proof which I don't think she will be if she grabs guns.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:46 PM (g8Hfr)
Come to think of it, I'm surprised they are tipping in the UK now. When I was there, it was seen as a Yank custom, Nobody was expected to leave a tip because of the VAT.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 06, 2016 11:47 PM (P8951)
Posted by: jake at May 06, 2016 11:47 PM (MvKh6)
Money best spent refilling EBT/SNAP for 7-11 pizzas to keep the morale of the homeland up.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:47 PM (hlMPp)
1) America as a whole will not hear that Giggles can't run logistics for US troops in his little fun wars
2) America as a whole will not care...
so much more fun to try to figure out ways to get The Butcher of Benghazi in office.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:47 PM (g8Hfr)
1 one rides a bike and loves jazz flute
The other runs Got News Now
Both can be problematic
The one that runs Got News Now has a Loesch thing
Posted by: ThunderB at May 06, 2016 11:48 PM (zOTsN)
I think the incident was in South Africa
Posted by: jake at May 06, 2016 11:48 PM (MvKh6)
She thinks she is queen in a way Obama didn't care to be....
she also is fairly certain she is impeachment proof which I don't think she will be if she grabs guns.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:46 PM (g8Hfr)
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Assuming she is elected (she won't be), the only way she can grab guns is with congressional support. If she has the congressional support to grab guns, she will be impeachment proof.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 06, 2016 11:49 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2016 11:49 PM (cfswg)
Posted by: Chi at May 06, 2016 11:49 PM (uKWAY)
The Jazz Flautist has a thing for hot Italian chicks who like chicks...
snaps their bras even
Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:49 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:43 PM (hlMPp)
I want to see it, but don't want to give Disney my money. Please advise.
Posted by: Josephistan at May 06, 2016 11:49 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 06, 2016 11:47 PM (P8951)
The original gofundme or whatever site was started by a black South African who was disgusted by his behavior.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:49 PM (hlMPp)
HEY EVERYONE, BC NEEDS A GROUP HUG!
Posted by: @votermom at May 06, 2016 11:20 PM (nbrY/)
Okay, I'm in.
But if one of you 'ettes feel someone's hand on your ass......it's not mine.
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 06, 2016 11:50 PM (o98Jz)
Look, how bout this: There will be a baseball thread next weekend.
That work?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:36 PM (GEICT)
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That would be great!
Hey, I like those threads.
For God's sake, BC, have some pity on us. They've been running chess threads on us. Chess. In baseball season. That's almost as bad as soccer.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 06, 2016 11:50 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2016 11:49 PM (cfswg)
I'll be in Denver in August for a couple days. That's as far west as I've ever been. You guys can always come visit the real Disney World sometime.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:50 PM (GEICT)
BWAHAHA
yes in a sane Republic you are correct...you got a spare one somewhere?
She can have ATF outlaw ammo.
She can have EPA outlaw ranges.
She can have a judge find a penumbra when some asshole state or territory "understands what the founders really meant..."
all w/out a vote.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:51 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Josephistan at May 06, 2016 11:49 PM (7qAYi)
Haven't seen it and haven't updated Kodi to see if it's available for streaming.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:51 PM (hlMPp)
Obama pulled all US troops out of Iraq in DEC 2011 and now 5 years later we have 5,000 US troops back in Iraq and Now Syrai?
dumbest fooker ever and about that wookie he is married to.....
Posted by: jake at May 06, 2016 11:51 PM (MvKh6)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 06, 2016 11:52 PM (Kucy5)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:47 PM (hlMPp)
I worked in one of those kind of dumps while I put myself through college, and a year after, thanks to the shitty Obama Economy. Nobody on EBT ever bought anything healthy. We had actual food and food ingredients. Nope. They'd all go straight for the chips, soda, beef jerky, and ben jerry's. Never any of the store brand or off-brand stuff. Always name-brand junk food that the people working the counter couldn't afford to eat, but were paying for with their taxes.
I never saw one that was used for what it was intended for. Not even once.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 06, 2016 11:52 PM (HalrA)
Go see it if inclined.
Wife and Lad 10077 demand I take them.
You don't have to screw Disney 100% of the time you need them to hurt.
Hell write a letter if they can keep their SJW off the story telling them you go to the Marv flicks and hate their SJW assholery.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:52 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 06, 2016 11:50 PM (T/5A0)
I know, I know.
It really has been insane for me lately. I'm doing a podcast, a vodcast, occasionally posting at farbeyondthebeltway.com, just agreed to sit on a second board at church, work has picked up, it's dance competition season for the eldest, in the past two weeks I've ended up in the ER for an intestinal infection and the regular doc for an upper respiratory infection. All in addition to the normal stuff.
I'm a little whooped.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:53 PM (GEICT)
I've got a really cool spider bite on my right foot she'd be thrilled to know about.
Damn thing drilled a dime sized hole into the top of my foot, with nearly a direct view to the bone.
Sneaky little bastards, those spiders. I'd certainly appreciate if she'd sic the Ravage on the little bastard.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 06, 2016 11:53 PM (McRlu)
took in an old grey abandoned cat yesterday, a good ten years old, grizzled, crooked jaw from what must have been one hell of a fight to live through, and grateful as hell to be back in a horse.
You fed it to John Kerry?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 06, 2016 11:54 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2016 11:13 PM (ntObR)
Different Charles Johnson.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXs879mUu4o&t=339
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at May 06, 2016 11:54 PM (m5xM0)
Posted by: jake at May 06, 2016 11:48 PM (MvKh6)
Opps, you are right.
How to keep your Chuckles Johnsons straight (oops, is "straight" now a trigger word?)
Ginger Chuckles has a hate for Dana Loesch.
Bike seat Chuckles has a hate for Pam Geller.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 06, 2016 11:54 PM (P8951)
Oh. Never heard of that one, just the failed jazz musician.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 06, 2016 11:55 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: Josephistan at May 06, 2016 11:56 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:50 PM (GEICT)
Them's fight in' words!!!!!! Disney world. Pffttt. That and it's super expensive.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2016 11:56 PM (cfswg)
I know what you're saying but did you expect them to act responsibly with 'free' money.
I want to go back to food stamps for staples.
Beans, rice, milk, cheese.....you'll survive.
A card that can get you a better dinner than me since you were on the couch all day....fuck you. Next candidate.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:57 PM (hlMPp)
Continuing from an earlier thread, was out at dinner with Mrs. Blaster for her birthday.
And now I am in the ONT. I am doing it wrong.
Anyway, here is what I think is important about the Grammy wins Utah poll and whether or not you, personally, believe it.
You are proffering this poll as evidence - your word - that Trump cannot win.
But it is evidence that not even you believe. If you want someone else - like me, for instance - to believe it, then it would be a lot more convincing if you did. But about it you say: well, it might happen, and I never said it was the truth.
Well then.
But this then lays all the polls bare, doesn't it? Does anyone believe that Utah would vote for Hillary in November? Anyone?
Now, there is a poll that says they will, but no one really believes it. So, is it unreasonable to think that maybe the outcome somewhere else that currently the polls show Hillary winning might also be wrong?
I am not saying one poll has a ridiculous result, all polls are bad. What I am saying is, that just because a poll says a thing now, that it represents any real prediction of an outcome in November.
Posted by: blaster at May 06, 2016 11:57 PM (2Ocf1)
Bike seat Chuckles has a hate for Pam Geller.
..............
Those dudes hate boobs and smarts.
they tried to wack Gellar a few years ago, and Loesh has the capability to shoot you then piss on your corpse.
Posted by: jake at May 06, 2016 11:58 PM (MvKh6)
I'm filled with hate if I get through and there is no accident or obvious cause.
Posted by: Jean at May 06, 2016 11:58 PM (cXiMR)
Hope you feel better soon. Your baseball threads are enjoyable. Looking forward to what you have to say about the amazing Arrieta.
There are some very fine young pitchers out there now. Unfortunately, none of them pitch for the Brewers. Our starters are killing us.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 06, 2016 11:59 PM (P8951)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 06, 2016 11:56 PM (cfswg)
No. Joke.
Both the Drunken Midgets just had a bday. Their big surprise is that we're going to Orlando for a weekend. A day at Universal for the eldest to get her Harry Potter nerd on and a day at Hollywood Studios for the youngest to get her Star Wars on.
We're not even going to discuss the cost of all that.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:59 PM (GEICT)
Obama pulled all US troops out of Iraq in DEC 2011 and now 5 years later we have 5,000 US troops back in Iraq and Now Syrai?
dumbest fooker ever and about that wookie he is married to.....
Posted by: jake at May 06, 2016 11:51 PM (MvKh6)
That's according to Faux News. I don't believe it!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:59 PM (hlMPp)
BWAHAHA
yes in a sane Republic you are correct...you got a spare one somewhere?
She can have ATF outlaw ammo.
She can have EPA outlaw ranges.
She can have a judge find a penumbra when some asshole state or territory "understands what the founders really meant..."
all w/out a vote.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 06, 2016 11:51 PM (g8Hfr)
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She can't do all that without SCOTUS. She needs congressional support to tip SCOTUS. Sure, she could get some lower court judge to go along, but it would be appealed, and then she loses. Unless she has SCOTUS.
Of course, if she wins, maybe she will have congressional support and then she could tip SCOTUS. But then we are back to impeachment proof. All's it takes to be impeachment proof is Pelosi back in as Speaker. It wouldn't matter how many Dems promise they really like guns, if Pelosi is the Speaker, no hearings for impeachment.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 06, 2016 11:59 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Josephistan at May 06, 2016 11:59 PM (7qAYi)
!
cthulhu #59: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu ONT wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Didn't your mother ever teach you not to talk with your mouth full?
ж
antisocialist #74: ...if we refer to our new "transgender transitioning from male to female" employee as "he" instead of "she", even by accident, we will be written up and/or otherwise disciplined...
What about "it"?
?
Jane D'oh #76: ...it's become a regular thing to see nice, older dogs and cats put up...
Sorta related - I figure we got our dog because he was a Christmas gift and then about when he quit being a Cute Puppie, they threw him out on the road. Heard that happened a lot with Dalmatians after that last 101 D's movie.
Posted by: mindful webworker as if anyone cared at May 06, 2016 11:59 PM (gJBE5)
Maybe Healthy McHealthface?
http://tinyurl.com/hm72cv2
Posted by: JW at May 07, 2016 12:00 AM (c+7Ko)
Posted by: jake at May 06, 2016 11:58 PM (MvKh6)
They have no problems with the boobs they see when they look in the mirror.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 07, 2016 12:01 AM (P8951)
Maybe Healthy McHealthface?
http://tinyurl.com/hm72cv2
"Heathineers" sounds like a diet snack of some kind.
Posted by: Josephistan at May 07, 2016 12:01 AM (7qAYi)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 07, 2016 12:02 AM (cfswg)
You're right my mistake.
Or you know "not."
Right now the SC is 4-4 so ties refer to the ruling ruled on.
I think *maybe* that Turtle Jackass will not confirm Garland....
YOU have faith those linguini spined SOBs would deny Grammy H a SCOtUS pick in 2017?
You have more faith in Mooch than the Saints had in Christ.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 07, 2016 12:02 AM (g8Hfr)
Can't believe it. My pet topic -- the only news story I'm following religiously -- Hillary's email -- got threaded here while I was out having a good time.
Damn real life interferes with my internetting.
Posted by: iforgot at May 07, 2016 12:02 AM (5o5ek)
I'm a little whooped.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 06, 2016 11:53 PM (GEICT)
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Whoa.
Talk about everything hitting you all at once.
On second thought, we really can wait another week or two, at least until you're fully recovered.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2016 12:03 AM (T/5A0)
Beans, rice, milk, cheese.....you'll survive.
A card that can get you a better dinner than me since you were on the couch all day....fuck you. Next candidate.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 06, 2016 11:57 PM (hlMPp)
I think the cards should be done away with altogether. I've heard that in the past, they used to just ship you a box full of government cheese, powdered eggs, powdered milk, beans, rice, and whatnot. That's what we ought to do, and the amount of boxes you get depends on the amount of people you've got. None of this crap where they can go swipe a card at Honest Ackbar's Ripoff Mart.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 07, 2016 12:03 AM (HalrA)
But you may be right about gun-control. Hillary's really, really going to want to do the things Obama couldn't quite achieve and gun control is high on the list.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 06, 2016 11:43 PM (T/5A0)
They had the chance for amnesty back in 2009-10, they didn't do a damn thing.
Amnesty is only an election year issue for them, and something they want to use against the GOP.
Guns on the other hand are their wet dream, much like government run healthcare was.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 07, 2016 12:03 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 07, 2016 12:02 AM (cfswg)
The eldest cried she was so happy and the youngest yelled "HOLY CRAP!!"
Which is pretty fitting for both of them.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 12:03 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 07, 2016 12:04 AM (zOTsN)
My wife's the healthcare expert, but couldn't they dumb it down to
"Siemen's What's Good For You"?
Posted by: Bubba Clinton at May 07, 2016 12:05 AM (Z58Xa)
Guns will be IT....
They think they will tell gunowners....
"sorry bra the BoR doesn't say what it says but it does say Caitlyn Jenner is a chick" and it'll fly.
I will not comply.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 07, 2016 12:05 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2016 12:03 AM (T/5A0)
Appreciate that, but I'm ok. Another day or so and I should be good with the latest illness. The responsibilities....well....I chose to take all that on, so I'll manage.
I'll get something baseball related up soon. Promise.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 12:05 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: jake at May 07, 2016 12:05 AM (MvKh6)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 12:07 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Hillary! 2016 Barking For Us at May 07, 2016 12:07 AM (sl+zA)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 07, 2016 12:03 AM (HalrA)
Agree completely.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 07, 2016 12:09 AM (hlMPp)
I think sometimes The Emperor Wears No Clothes just so he can laugh at fawning douchebags. cf. the Iran Deal.
Posted by: t-bird at May 07, 2016 12:09 AM (Z58Xa)
Got it, thanks.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 07, 2016 12:09 AM (egOGm)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 07, 2016 12:10 AM (cfswg)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 12:10 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: at May 07, 2016 12:03 AM (1JnAL)
Hillary will fix ObamaCare
with the Stalinist HillaryCare she proposed back when - "single-payer" and if you by-pass the State service for anything you will go to prison.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 07, 2016 12:11 AM (T78UI)
Night night fappers.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 07, 2016 12:10 AM (cfswg)
Trust me, ma'am, I'm trying. First hint of trouble, I hit the ER and the doc.
You take care of yourself. *hug*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 12:12 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 07, 2016 12:02 AM (g8Hfr)
++++
I have faith in who, Michelle Obama? Don't know where you came up with that one.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 07, 2016 12:12 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 07, 2016 12:03 AM (HalrA)
Agree completely.
Posted by: RWC
Agree, but you have to go pick it up. And if your able-bodied; work for it.
Posted by: Jean at May 07, 2016 12:12 AM (cXiMR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 06, 2016 11:25 PM (ntObR)
meh, that is kid gloves, if they are pissed the cops dump a couple of dozen chihuahuas down the sunroof and you never see him again, ever.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 07, 2016 12:12 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 07, 2016 12:03 AM (HalrA)
not number of people, number of citizens
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 07, 2016 12:13 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2016 12:13 AM (ntObR)
"Heathineers" sounds like a diet snack of some kind.
Posted by: Josephistan
Maybe a singing group from the early 1950s
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 07, 2016 12:13 AM (k4M/B)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 07, 2016 12:14 AM (f4AGl)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 07, 2016 12:14 AM (g8Hfr)
in the past, they used to just ship you a box full of government cheese,
powdered eggs, powdered milk, beans, rice, and whatnot. That's what we
ought to do, and the amount of boxes you get depends on the amount of
people you've got. None of this crap where they can go swipe a card at
Honest Ackbar's Ripoff Mart.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 07, 2016 12:03 AM (HalrA)
That was a limited time offer to clear out the Dept of Ag warehouses, but it was literally "free government cheese".
Before the EBT it was script dollars. They sold fifty cents on the dollar black market. Now they have to use the EBT to buy a case of beverage, pour out contents in the parking lot, and get back ten cents on the dollar for the deposit.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 07, 2016 12:14 AM (T78UI)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwjX-m4LkYk
Posted by: Ripley at May 07, 2016 12:14 AM (0vsws)
Just fill the interior of the car with water and piranhas...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2016 12:13 AM (ntObR)
QDPSteve, whateve fits in the sunroof is fine with me, feral attack hog.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 07, 2016 12:15 AM (vb33c)
Mooch McDonald Champion Bridge Builder of KY JamBaLam
Yeah as long as we can count on Ms Lindsey, Juan Queeg, and McConnell we have some say in the SCotUS' future...
man I can sleep easily now.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 07, 2016 12:15 AM (g8Hfr)
Just fill the interior of the car with water and piranhas...
Chihuahuas, piranhas of the desert.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 07, 2016 12:16 AM (T/cxb)
Amnesty is only an election year issue for them, and something they want to use against the GOP.
Guns on the other hand are their wet dream, much like government run healthcare was.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 07, 2016 12:03 AM (1JnAL)
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Good point ---and really, when you think about it, legislative amnesty isn't that important. All of those illegals are having anchor babies so, as long as they are not deported, as long as the executive won't enforce the law, the Dems get their mass immigration and demographic transformation anyway.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2016 12:16 AM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 07, 2016 12:16 AM (T/cxb)
were I drinking scotch that would have been a mess.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 07, 2016 12:16 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 07, 2016 12:17 AM (zOTsN)
Ace had a good day, and evidently I have sullied the ONT with evil politics at all.
Bebe you stay, I'm out.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 07, 2016 12:17 AM (g8Hfr)
It would be like Condi Rice admitting the Bush administration mislead the country and congress in order to get us involved in Iraq.
How do you think the media would have reacted to that?
How do you think the democrats would have?
The GOP is awfully quite about all of this.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 07, 2016 12:18 AM (WVvzl)
!
Margarita DeVille #116: Brody Jenner, son of Brucilla, is engaged to a chick named Kaitlyn....
It could work... if they both take her last name.
!
sven10077 #148: ...DoJ no longer refers to people as "convicts" or "felons" b/c "feelings"...
Those of the incarcerated persuasion.
♞
@votermom #180: HEY EVERYONE, BC NEEDS A GROUP HUG!
Um... I don't even do non-group hugs. At least BC should take me to dinner first.
Posted by: mindful webworker having 'nother one at May 07, 2016 12:18 AM (gJBE5)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 07, 2016 12:17 AM (zOTsN)
Wasn't just a shout out, Goldberg's whole article is premised around Ace's point. And I believe that's what Rush was going on about today.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 12:19 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 07, 2016 12:20 AM (vb33c)
Laugh it up. There's a reason they go for the ankles first.
I mean apart from that's eye-level for them.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 07, 2016 12:22 AM (T/cxb)
From the email-
This, from Ace over at Ace of Spades, is beautiful...
Posted by: Farmer at May 07, 2016 12:22 AM (PzqA/)
"Heathineers"
Maybe a singing group from the early 1950s
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 07, 2016 12:13 AM
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I was thinking the same, except early/mid 60's --- like Up With People or the "I'd Like to Buy the World a Coke" singers.
Except it would have to be "I'd Like to Buy the World a Kale Smoothie."
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2016 12:22 AM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 07, 2016 12:22 AM (R+30W)
I mean apart from that's eye-level for them.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 07, 2016 12:22 AM (T/cxb)
What's AtC got to do with this?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 12:23 AM (GEICT)
first, no one is going to write a piece on how ben rhodes screwed them because they have to admit they were stupid and got screwed.
second, they are all looking at their peers trying to figure out which of their peers rhodes is referring to.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 07, 2016 12:23 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 07, 2016 12:24 AM (kP16F)
I was 15 before I realized "Run For The Roses" was a love song... to a horse. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2016 12:24 AM (ntObR)
That's got to be where that comes from. Sounds a little funsy, don't it?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 07, 2016 12:26 AM (tIja6)
I mean apart from that's eye-level for them.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 07, 2016 12:22 AM (T/cxb)
What's AtC got to do with this?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 12:23 AM (GEICT)
you pick both of them up by their ears.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 07, 2016 12:26 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk
Did you just... I mean, you couldn't have...
Damn, dude, been nice knowing you.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 07, 2016 12:26 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Hillary! 2016 Barking For Us at May 07, 2016 12:26 AM (sl+zA)
Posted by: Hillary! 2016 Barking For Us at May 07, 2016 12:27 AM (sl+zA)
"It could work... if they both take her last name."
-----------
Now, there's a solution!
If I were Brody Jenner, at this point I might be inclined to take on ANY last name that isn't Jenner or Kardashian.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2016 12:27 AM (T/5A0)
first, no one is going to write a piece on how they threw their butts in the air for ben rhodes to screw them because they have to admit they were willing accessories and got screwed when he blabbed.
second, they are looking at their guilty peers wishing they had been in on the bullsh*t orgy.
Posted by: yankeefifth (with some editing by Tilikum)
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 07, 2016 12:28 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 07, 2016 12:28 AM (vb33c)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
I%27d_Like_to_Teach_the_World_to_Sing_
(In_Perfect_Harmony)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2016 12:30 AM (ntObR)
Nobody was "spun". Nothing was "sold". Show me the public opinion surveys supporting the Iran deal. Show me the votes that supported it.
O-care, same same. Recall the ludicrous, idiotic "road show" by the pathetic "president"? The amazing changing "statistics" on "uninsured" - each new number much lower than the last, as a few still-conscious "critics" debunked the completely made-up crap like 30 million and 15 million.
Recall this vile little dimwit exposing just how dumb and unworldly he is - he didn't know the difference between liability and comprehensive auto insurance. Recall his jaw-dropping idiotic slander of medicine, saying that amputations were performed in order to boost revenues?
And how did O-care "sell"? It didn't. It's never been supported or desired by anything over 30% of the population. A whole set of Dems committed political suicide to pass the absurd, unconstitutional, un-American, economically and medically illiterate garbage that the cretinous Roberts had to save by vandalizing both federal tax law and statutory construction.
And so on. These pathetic sub-mediocrities, from the Oval Office on down, have not "sold" a single policy they have. Even the lazy, degraded, racist, irresponsible mass of Soviet citizens with better hygiene currently passing for "the American people" have bought nothing, apart from the affirmative action grifter himself (twice).
Posted by: rhomboid at May 07, 2016 12:31 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 07, 2016 12:31 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2016 12:32 AM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 12:32 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2016 12:32 AM (w/iDp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2016 12:32 AM (w/iDp)
I...I...I can't speak of the things I've seen. The things I've been forced to watch.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 12:34 AM (GEICT)
Do they eat them crotch first or just carry them to water that way after using the victim's head for "butt stuff"?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 07, 2016 12:35 AM (T/cxb)
!
bebe's boobs destroy #242: ...15 stitches. I'm parked on Gushie's sofa cause I can't maneuver the bandages myself. I'm moving really really slowly so nothing tears.
Prayers for swift and utter healing.
I said utter.
1⅞
jake #238: ...Saw on OReilly that they ran out of ammo, all of them...
Milady was telling me she heard from the radio that the SEAL who was killed... was unarmed! Perhaps they only meant out of ammo. IAC, Damn!
₪
Richard McEnroe #272: took in an old grey abandoned cat yesterday... grateful as hell to be back in a horse.
Outside of a horse, a book is a ... wait, what? (In-joke for Book Threadies.)
Posted by: mindful webworker getting more annoying by the comment at May 07, 2016 12:36 AM (gJBE5)
Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 12:36 AM (AoK0a)
What're you bastards talking about tonight?
*Raises Beer*
*taps screen*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 12:32 AM (OQ9R7)
-----------------------------
Slap!
Cochran is here!
Maybe you can touch base (excuse pun) re helping with baseball.
He's been super-busy--- and quite sick.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2016 12:36 AM (T/5A0)
They think they will tell gunowners....
"sorry bra the BoR doesn't say what it says but it does say Caitlyn Jenner is a chick" and it'll fly.
I will not comply.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 07, 2016 12:05 AM (g8Hfr)
Slowly. Slowly. Slowly.
That is how the left marches on and on until they get to their final outcome.
1993, Dems are denied Hillarycare, 2010, hello Obamacare.
Dems will come after guns big time in 2017 because they know whatever temporary electoral setback they have in 18, they know it won't be over turned until 2024, if then.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 07, 2016 12:36 AM (1JnAL)
I'm very happy. Buddies over to watch Cavs and Indians win tonight.
*burp!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 12:37 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 12:38 AM (OQ9R7)
You'd better, because they certainly won't stop there.
Posted by: navybrat at May 07, 2016 12:38 AM (8QGte)
The first dog I ever had as a kid was sired by a Chesapeake Bay
Retriever that a friend of my father picked up in the middle of (wait
for it) the Chesapeake Bay. The friend was out fishing and noticed a dog
cutting through the water and scooped him up into the boat and took him
home.
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 06, 2016 10:19 PM (wYnyS)
Friend of mine claims the best dog his family had was a stray that had been hanging around town one winter when he was a little kid, when his dad took a shortcut across the frozen pond to go home, and went through the ice.
The stray caught him by the scruff of the coat and kept him up enough so he could break enough ice to get out.
His dad then walked home with the stray, told announced they had a new dog now, and went and cuddled up to the oil-stove.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2016 12:39 AM (ry34m)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 12:39 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: BCochran1981
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Yeah, I'm sure there's been some background noise on the phone too. Shrieks, screams, cries of anquish, that sort of thing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2016 12:40 AM (w/iDp)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2016 12:39 AM (ry34m)
dogs understand grateful.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 07, 2016 12:40 AM (vb33c)
I made cheeseburger soup and we were having many beers.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T)
Don't the buns get soggy?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 07, 2016 12:42 AM (k4M/B)
Ace has admonished me more often than AtC.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 12:43 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.
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I was thinking that the bowls added some crunch to the texture.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2016 12:43 AM (w/iDp)
Maybe Healthy McHealthface?
http://tinyurl.com/hm72cv2
"Heathineers" sounds like a diet snack of some kind.
Posted by: Josephistan at May 07, 2016 12:01 AM (7qAYi)
"Healthineers" sounds like the cast of a teen show where they sing a song at the beginning and end.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2016 12:44 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Good roughage though.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2016 12:44 AM (w/iDp)
You'd better, because they certainly won't stop there.
Posted by: navybrat
****
If you wait for them to come after you, you have screwed up.
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 07, 2016 12:44 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 12:43 AM (OQ9R7)
Heh.
AtC and I have had some absolute knock down drag outs via text/email over the last few years.
Occasionally leaks into the podcast as well.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 12:45 AM (GEICT)
-Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 07, 2016 12:42 AM (k4M/B)
You're thinking of Ghey Cheezburger Party or something of the like.
...probably don't look that up.
There is no bread in cheeseburger soup. You can, however, add croutons at your discretion.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 12:45 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2016 12:46 AM (w/iDp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2016 12:46 AM (w/iDp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
*****
Hitler was a vegetarian by the standards of the time.
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 07, 2016 12:47 AM (hVdx9)
You'd better, because they certainly won't stop there.
Posted by: navybrat at May 07, 2016 12:38 AM (8QGte)
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You know who I think they most have to fear?
Older people.
My youngest just turned 18.
I am in a different position from just 10 years ago.
Older people can be dangerous.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2016 12:47 AM (T/5A0)
true, but Venezuela has run out of hops, money, food, toilet paper, et c ...
Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 12:47 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 12:47 AM (OQ9R7)
I may have a vegan visiting in July, just for a couple of days.
I'm dreading it already. Friend of the Happy Couple, can't just eff-em-off.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 07, 2016 12:47 AM (tIja6)
Posted by: BCochran
---------------
*note to self: wash hands after listening to podcasts*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2016 12:48 AM (w/iDp)
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 12:45 AM (GEICT)
People who get along have those. Leave two law students to their own devices and it is inevitable.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 12:49 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 12:45 AM (OQ9R7)
really like cheeseburgers, really like soup, would really like to like cheeseburger soup, however, when I imagine a bowl of cheeseburger soup it looks identical to a bowl of vomit, sorry. mind you I have never seen a bowl of cheeseburger soup.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 07, 2016 12:49 AM (vb33c)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 12:49 AM (OQ9R7)
Oh absolutely.
There have been texts such as "I am simply stunned and horrified that you think XYZ"
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 12:50 AM (GEICT)
Hillary will fix ObamaCare
with the Stalinist HillaryCare she proposed back when - "single-payer" and if you by-pass the State service for anything you will go to prison.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 07, 2016 12:11 AM (T78UI)
Obamacare was the first step to single payer.
1. Destroy private healthcare via Obamacare
2. ?????
3. Profit!
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 07, 2016 12:50 AM (1JnAL)
Noted and discarded. To each his own, amigo!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 12:51 AM (OQ9R7)
They were there to get their orders. There's nothing 'clever' about outranking someone, there's no 'outsmarting' that's happening.
Posted by: t-bird at May 07, 2016 12:52 AM (OLNwX)
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Sounds like the vegan wing of the Nazi Youth.
I keep thinking Stephen King. Didn't he have "Luminieres" or something like that?
Posted by: t-bird at May 07, 2016 12:54 AM (OLNwX)
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There is a reason for that. The very first thing that is learned in law school is that for every argument, there is a counterargument.
It need not be logical, it need not be true, it need not serve justice, it must simply be articulated with seeming sincerity.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2016 12:54 AM (w/iDp)
Here is there issue for The Great Escape and a few other movies.
http://www.rzm.com/magazines/cr/cr8419.cfm
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2016 12:55 AM (igkah)
There have been texts such as "I am simply stunned and horrified that you think XYZ""
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 12:50 AM (GEICT)
I figured. Like-minded people can have some knock-down-drag-outs.
I think I'm going to make a baseball post soon. Let me know if I am stepping on your toes, amigo.
I was thinking about either this or next Sunday.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 12:55 AM (OQ9R7)
Organic hominy
I'd like to buy the world some kale
And pie that's gluten-free......
Posted by: Heather and the Healthineers at May 07, 2016 12:56 AM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2016 12:56 AM (igkah)
Posted by: t-bird at May 07, 2016 12:57 AM (OLNwX)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 12:55 AM (OQ9R7)
I'm shooting for next weekend, so if you can do this weekend, that'd be great. Then we know we're not doubling up on content.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 12:57 AM (GEICT)
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Oh, I don't know.
Posted by: Jackson Browne, humming 'Lawyers in Love' at May 07, 2016 12:58 AM (w/iDp)
Sell the Tommy Knockers to Caitlyn Jenner & retire a wealthy man ...
Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 12:58 AM (AoK0a)
!
Nothing. Obviously, all the interesting comments get made in the first three hundred. Or all my responses.
?
Or maybe I got distracted looking at KBDaBear's links...
!!!
Wait! Wait! Last-minute entry:
Heather and the Healthineers #399:
I'd like to teach the world to eat Organic hominy...
That was good, H!
Posted by: your friendly neighborhood mindful webworker at May 07, 2016 12:58 AM (gJBE5)
(Fuhrer-Prinzip) Try it. When somebody's talking like, well, a Nazi, translate a couple of their key phrases into the Fuhrer's mother tongue, Not-Austrian.
It's Rrrrrrrriesige.
In Yerp, "Engineer" is a title, like Dr or Esq. And most places it comes out "Ing."
So putting it into German, your Healthineer becomes
Gesundheit-Ingenieur
or more fun, presuming it's sickness you're engineering upon, it would be
Krankheit-Ingenieur which I will go ahead and abbrev. as KrankIng.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 07, 2016 12:59 AM (tIja6)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 12:59 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 07, 2016 12:59 AM (kP16F)
They land at 6 o'clock and there we are, the dutiful
Eating from TV trays
Tuned in to Happy Days
Waiting for World War III while Jesus slaves
to the mating calls of
lawyers in love
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2016 12:59 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, shouting at Next Weekend at May 07, 2016 12:59 AM (w/iDp)
Organic hominy
I'd like to buy the world some kale
And pie that's gluten-free......
Posted by: Heather and the Healthineers
****
(Hears singing. Picks up 870 and racks slide, then goes looking for source of singing)
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 07, 2016 12:59 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, shouting at Next Weekend at May 07, 2016 12:59 AM (w/iDp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2016 01:00 AM (ntObR)
-Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 12:57 AM (GEICT)
Cool. That's why I asked. Now I'll just need someone to submit it. CBD is usually there on Sunday, so if I can submit it by tomorrow, I should be golden.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 01:00 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, shouting at Next Weekend at May 07, 2016 01:00 AM (w/iDp)
Posted by: Daffy Duck... at May 07, 2016 01:00 AM (AoK0a)
New speeding defense: "But office, like President Hillary, I didn't intend on speeding, so I should be immediately exonerated."
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at May 07, 2016 01:01 AM (AHDxb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, shouting at Next Weekend at May 07, 2016 01:01 AM (w/iDp)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 01:02 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 01:02 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2016 01:02 AM (igkah)
*slogs to Barrel*
Posted by: Mike Hammer
****
Attention, attention, the AoSHQ bathrooms are now closed. As usual, the potty port on the barrel is open. Again, the potty port on the barrel is open. Thank you.
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 07, 2016 01:02 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 01:03 AM (OQ9R7)
Which one had the ass weasels from outer space?
Posted by: AtC the Spider at May 07, 2016 01:04 AM (b7AU3)
---------------------------
German is the funniest language in the world.
I mean hilarious.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2016 01:04 AM (T/5A0)
Noooo thanks. One bout of the super antibiotic-resistant clap is more than enough.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2016 01:04 AM (ntObR)
Or sushi
Posted by: Anna Puma
****
You'll never take me alive!
Oh, wait...
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 07, 2016 01:05 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2016 01:06 AM (igkah)
Noooo thanks. One bout of the super antibiotic-resistant clap is more than enough.
Posted by: qdpsteve
****
Forgot to "hover" did we?
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 07, 2016 01:06 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2016 01:06 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 01:07 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2016 01:07 AM (ntObR)
Take care and get some good rest!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2016 01:07 AM (T/5A0)
Wait! There are bathrooms?
And all this time, I've been using the hole in the floor down near the end of the bar. Wish someone would tell me about these things. How embarrassing. Good thing I'm built as a Guy. The 'ettes' hole... behind the pinball machines, so I hear... is just a mess. So I hear.
Posted by: mindful webworker identifying as a Powerball prizewinner at May 07, 2016 01:07 AM (gJBE5)
Posted by: BCochran1981
****
They kind of tickel tho. Especially so if they get a little further down south, IYKWIM.
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 07, 2016 01:08 AM (hVdx9)
Talk about putting the "whiz" in Pinball Wizard...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2016 01:08 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: qdpsteve
*****
Damn. I'll get the Barney Frank repellent...
Persistent bugger...
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 07, 2016 01:09 AM (hVdx9)
Try this one on the cop: "I'm going the speed I'm going. I'm not responsible for whatever signs you may or may not have put up, which by the way may have changed after I drove past them. After all, it was for my convenience."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 07, 2016 01:10 AM (tIja6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2016 01:11 AM (ntObR)
And all this time, I've been using the hole in the floor down near the end of the bar. Wish someone would tell me about these things. How embarrassing. Good thing I'm built as a Guy. The 'ettes' hole... behind the pinball machines, so I hear... is just a mess. So I hear.
Posted by: mindful webworker
The hole at the end of the bar is where someone bagged one of them "bugs" that has concentrated acid for blood, or so the legend goes.
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 07, 2016 01:11 AM (hVdx9)
Yup, the monstrosity predates the internet...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2016 01:12 AM (ntObR)
O God, you have taught me from my youth: and hitherto have I declared your wondrous works. Now also when I am old and greyheaded, O God, forsake me not; until I have shown your strength unto this generation, and your power to every one that is to come.
* falls asleep at the desk *
Posted by: mindful webworker - as think as I young I am at May 07, 2016 01:13 AM (gJBE5)
*slogs to Barrel*
Posted by: Mike Hammer
------------------
That's OK - the cat can post for you while you're down there.
Posted by: Chi at May 07, 2016 01:13 AM (uKWAY)
Posted by: qdpsteve
****
We are beyond that now. Taking him back to MA and dropping him off didn't work, so we will have to go to a more permanent solution.
6 inch barreled .357 with a dildo over the end out one of the glory holes.
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 07, 2016 01:14 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2016 01:14 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: qdpsteve
****
Actually, the new guy who will have to clean up the mess is in for a nasty surprise.
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 07, 2016 01:16 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2016 01:17 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 07, 2016 01:17 AM (kP16F)
Adriane, you still here? You referred to unusual rain, are you in Phoenix area?
We had a thunderstorm here tonight, most rain I've ever seen while visiting Phoenix area.
Posted by: Farmer at May 07, 2016 01:17 AM (PzqA/)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 01:18 AM (OQ9R7)
"Geez, there's bloody Barney all over the place!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve
****
Here's your mop and bucket kid. You can toss the body into that barrel over there.
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 07, 2016 01:20 AM (hVdx9)
Gonna call it a night, thanks for the great chat everyone.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 07, 2016 01:21 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 01:22 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki
****
Funny you should mention that. We thought he was in the van, the next minute we hear and feel a THUMP...
There was a lot of alcohol involved.
Posted by: Tilikum Bruised Killer Assault Whale at May 07, 2016 01:22 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 07, 2016 01:25 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 07, 2016 01:26 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Farmer at May 07, 2016 01:27 AM (PzqA/)
What brings you to our little corner of Hell?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 07, 2016 01:29 AM (T/cxb)
Still the house is cool for another night, so ... grateful.
Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 01:30 AM (AoK0a)
Ugh - rain.
I can't think of the last day it didn't rain here. 2 weeks? Feels like Seattle.
On the plus side, I got a decent pic of the idiot neigbor wearing a trash bag while holding an umbrella & using his leafblower in the middle of a downpour.
Heh. What a tool...
Posted by: Chi at May 07, 2016 01:38 AM (uKWAY)
Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 01:42 AM (AoK0a)
I do not exaggerate when I say 3 to 4 times a day, every day, we hear that gas blower start up. Rain or shine.
Posted by: Chi at May 07, 2016 01:47 AM (uKWAY)
Posted by: Chi at May 07, 2016 01:51 AM (uKWAY)
OCD? A male version of washing dishes 2 or 3 times a day - all the dishes in the kitchen, washing dishes ...
Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 01:51 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 07, 2016 01:29 AM
FIL turns 85 on Mon., that combined w/ Mother's Day prompted the trip. They now lived in asst. living in Peoria.
Posted by: Farmer at May 07, 2016 01:56 AM (PzqA/)
Still the house is cool for another night, so ... grateful.
Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 01:30 AM
It rained pretty hard for a bit in Peoria, didn't last too long tho.
Posted by: Farmer at May 07, 2016 01:58 AM (PzqA/)
Sorry to hear they can't travel to you anymore, but good on you for seeing them when you can.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 07, 2016 02:01 AM (T/cxb)
Keep cool while you visit & drink your water whether you want to or not ...
Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 02:02 AM (AoK0a)
http://tinypic.com/r/15ewntg/9
Posted by: Chi at May 07, 2016 01:51 AM
LMAO Chi. What the hell is he blowing, water? Like Adriane said sounds like OCD.
Posted by: Farmer at May 07, 2016 02:02 AM (PzqA/)
Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 02:02 AM
Oh we want to. Jules this place makes me so thirsty, we got here Mon. and I didn't have a drink of anything for 3 hrs after we landed, when we went to dinner I was parched.
Posted by: Farmer at May 07, 2016 02:06 AM (PzqA/)
Posted by: Farmer at May 07, 2016 02:11 AM (PzqA/)
Ugh - rain.
I can't think of the last day it didn't rain here. 2 weeks? Feels like Seattle.
On the plus side, I got a decent pic of the idiot neigbor wearing a trash bag while holding an umbrella & using his leafblower in the middle of a downpour.
Heh. What a tool...
Posted by: Chi at May 07, 2016 01:38 AM (uKWAY)
O. M. G.
I can testify that I have personally seen such idiot neighbor in action and he is, in fact, such a tool. I have not seen wearing a trashbag and holding an umbrella, but having seen 95% of such behavior, I can well believe the other 5%.
When I visited Chi, he lost an excellent money-making opportunity when he told me exactly what this guy was going to do and then we watched him do it -- he could have bet me $20, and I'd have bet nobody would be that much of an asshole.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2016 02:13 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Adriane
-----------------
That's what I figure.
If he wasn't such a douchecanoe, I'd feel bad for him.
You mentioned cleaning - he used to yell at his wife when she didn't scrub the bathtub after she showered. Every morning.
I said used to - she left him last year.
T,
Saddest part is, about 45 minutes before I snapped that pic, I saw his wife drop off their 5 yr old son. Every other weekend, I think?
He has 1 1/2 days with his son, and he'd rather blow non-existent leaves off the street. Sad.
Posted by: Chi at May 07, 2016 02:15 AM (uKWAY)
Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 02:16 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2016 02:18 AM (EzgxV)
Every day it was every dish & cooking pot in the kitchen & the silverware / chopsticks, tea sets, and sometimes twice a day.
Then dust the cabinets before taking the dishes off the table and putting them back in the cabinets & a clean table cloth every time you took them out of the kitchen cabinets and started the washing ...
It was not a happy life.
Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 02:20 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Adriane
-----------------
That's what I figure.
If he wasn't such a douchecanoe, I'd feel bad for him.
You mentioned cleaning - he used to yell at his wife when she didn't scrub the bathtub after she showered. Every morning.
I said used to - she left him last year.
T,
Saddest part is, about 45 minutes before I snapped that pic, I saw his wife drop off their 5 yr old son. Every other weekend, I think?
He has 1 1/2 days with his son, and he'd rather blow non-existent leaves off the street. Sad.
Posted by: Chi at May 07, 2016 02:15 AM (uKWAY)
So, she's out of the neighborhood?
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2016 02:21 AM (EzgxV)
Lurkin' the ONT, watchin' Ancient Aliens, listenin' to Coast to Coast, drinkin' R & C.
Darn near a perfect night off...
Posted by: Spun and Murky at May 07, 2016 02:23 AM (tz46A)
Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 02:24 AM (AoK0a)
Hmmm - how much do I say?
F it. She left him & moved to a suite in his parents' home. They quit talking to him.
BTW, his dad is ex city council that is most responsible for our 7.1 miles of train tracks we call "light rail." But, with that move, I gained I skosh of respect for him...
Posted by: Chi at May 07, 2016 02:32 AM (uKWAY)
Hmmm - how much do I say?
F it. She left him & moved to a suite in his parents' home. They quit talking to him.
BTW, his dad is ex city council that is most responsible for our 7.1 miles of train tracks we call "light rail." But, with that move, I gained I skosh of respect for him...
Posted by: Chi at May 07, 2016 02:32 AM (uKWAY)
Which "him"? pere or fils?
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2016 02:50 AM (EzgxV)
nhanhanhanhanhanha cough!
laughing in a French accent is difficult, you know
Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 03:01 AM (AoK0a)
laughing in a French accent is difficult, you know
Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 03:01 AM (AoK0a)
Amateur.
Posted by: Maurice Chevalier at May 07, 2016 03:02 AM (vBeA5)
nhanhanhanhanhanha cough!
laughing in a French accent is difficult, you know
Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 03:01 AM (AoK0a)
Did I miss that? I normally speak Innsmouth frog, not French.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2016 03:04 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2016 03:04 AM (EzgxV)
It's not called "frog", it's called "Dagon".
Posted by: A half-human/half-Dagon mistaken for a dirty Portuguese at May 07, 2016 03:23 AM (vBeA5)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vMsCEWbd-A
Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 03:30 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2016 03:04 AM (EzgxV)
It's not called "frog", it's called "Dagon".
Posted by: A half-human/half-Dagon mistaken for a dirty Portuguese at May 07, 2016 03:23 AM (vBeA5)
Depends on who is callin' it, doesn't it? Fookin' dirty Dagonese, showin' up on the streets of R'lyeh at nearly every street corner, dribblin' off their slobbery bits -- it's disgustin', really....
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2016 03:31 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 03:32 AM (AoK0a)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vMsCEWbd-A
Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 03:30 AM (AoK0a)
There are other resources.....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OfsABOGw3c
Posted by: cthulhu at May 07, 2016 03:33 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 07, 2016 03:36 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Swedish cthulhu at May 07, 2016 03:39 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 03:39 AM (AoK0a)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vMsCEWbd-A
Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 03:30 AM (AoK0a)
Interestingly enough, it is the most commonly learned second language... in Sweden.
I'm sure that won't last as *certain other languages* become the majority language...
Posted by: Imam of Stockholmistan at May 07, 2016 03:39 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: new Swede at May 07, 2016 03:41 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 03:50 AM (AoK0a)
I know! I'm also learning Swedish singing ....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7UmUX68KtE
Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 03:53 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Adriane the Groteskery Critic ... at May 07, 2016 03:58 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: The Un-triggly Hat at May 07, 2016 04:10 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: The Un-triggly Hat at May 07, 2016 04:13 AM (vBeA5)
Here is a cover of Syd Barrett era Pink Floyd's song "Lucifer Sam" by The Well:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qdk5IlmfX8U
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 07, 2016 04:31 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 07, 2016 04:49 AM (zq5o+)
Phone shut off, email blocked...
I only wanted to suggest he work with Trump.
But that good old Republican is hiding.
Posted by: PeteHughes at May 07, 2016 04:53 AM (8zxoH)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2016 05:42 AM (3wHFl)
Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2016 05:49 AM (3wHFl)
Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2016 05:54 AM (3wHFl)
Posted by: BignJames at May 07, 2016 05:56 AM (x9c8r)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 07, 2016 06:00 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at May 07, 2016 06:04 AM (JMWvI)
The dude doesn't work weekends.
He told us that when he was kind enough to take the job.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2016 06:09 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2016 06:10 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 07, 2016 06:13 AM (ptqRm)
Look on the bright side. Stabbing us in the back is now just a Monday through Friday task.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at May 07, 2016 06:14 AM (WVsWD)
The Blue Max
633 Squadron
The Battle of Britain
All air war movies. Hmm, a blind spot?
Posted by: MichiCanuck at May 07, 2016 06:20 AM (d8j8c)
As in haven't finished first cup of coffee yet.
Posted by: teej at May 07, 2016 06:36 AM (ijopM)
A woman who wants to go out with her colleague or even her supervisor may well be flattered when he makes an advance, but the hapless guy who mistakenly thought she was interested can end up in big trouble."
100% true. I was having lunch with a guy I done work for and his entourage including his hot wife and other attractive females. The guy is Scottish and charismatic. He was talking stuff that I knew if I said, failing all three of the tall, dark, and handsome test, would at a minimum throw me into the HR Star Chamber. Obviously the guy hit on his future wife sometime in the past at work. I know what would happen to me if I tried that and it would not finding a gf or wife.
Posted by: Michael K at May 07, 2016 06:58 AM (YXlRz)
Just start at 1:20 in this one to see what I mean.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKpQB3bEPbI
Posted by: goon at May 07, 2016 07:31 AM (WCaSy)
Surveys suggest race relations are at a 20-year low. Undoubtedly there are many reasons for this, but it's worth considering how dwelling on our differences and encouraging people to focus on society's problems may be giving those problems more power.
... egregious displays of institutional racism, like public marches by the KKK, are virtually nonexistence, but the fear that a group might lose it's 'victim' status seems to be the remaining problem.
Posted by: Captain Override at May 07, 2016 07:55 AM (e8kgV)
attention in some circumstances but also able to claim harassment - may
feel their suspicions are confirmed."
Or those of us who have seen real-life examples. Female consultant padding her expense reports by $500 per week. Project manager starts investigating, and she hears about it. Next thing you know, he's been reported to HR for making off color remarks and creating a "hostile environment." First thing his bosses do is kill the expense investigation because that would be used to claim "retaliation".
Posted by: SDN at May 07, 2016 10:01 AM (m/qEg)
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