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Lie: Jason Riley Publishes the Invitation from Virginia Tech That Virginia Tech Claims Doesn't Exist
Sure looks like the letter says "My purpose in writing is to invite you."
I'm neither a lawyer nor an expert in party etiquette, but I'd say that's an invitation.Here's the invitation to speak @virginia_tech says was never extended to me. @WSJopinion @ManhattanInst @FoxNews pic.twitter.com/mTjJUvkDAG
— Jason Riley (@jasonrileywsj) May 4, 2016
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: HH at May 04, 2016 02:39 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 04, 2016 02:39 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: donna at May 04, 2016 02:40 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Roman Maroni at May 04, 2016 02:40 PM (vCA4F)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 04, 2016 02:40 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 04, 2016 02:40 PM (UWwOe)
Posted by: DontGetOutMuch at May 04, 2016 02:40 PM (BQbxI)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2016 02:40 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 04, 2016 02:40 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: donna at May 04, 2016 02:41 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Qoheleth at May 04, 2016 02:41 PM (iIzG7)
Twice.
Like a twice baked potato.
Man, I could really go for fucking one of those right now!
Woof!
Posted by: Katshit at May 04, 2016 02:41 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2016 02:41 PM (4ETUc)
Let's end social justice in universities and stop this shit from happening.
Posted by: Maxyp at May 04, 2016 02:41 PM (DjLh9)
Posted by: Mortimer at May 04, 2016 02:41 PM (YHTNN)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 04, 2016 02:41 PM (0mRoj)
Whoopi Goldbag
Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2016 02:41 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: lauren at May 04, 2016 02:41 PM (Covpc)
Posted by: Hillary 2016 at May 04, 2016 02:42 PM (FXW24)
What does he bring to the ticket?
Seriously, how would *Kasich* make Trump more appealing?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2016 02:42 PM (NOIQH)
?! I can only guess that there are some "four bananas" texts about to be released.
Posted by: t-bird at May 04, 2016 02:42 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 04, 2016 02:43 PM (Qvgg/)
Posted by: donna at May 04, 2016 02:43 PM (O2RFr)
Seriously, people.
Posted by: Weasel at May 04, 2016 02:43 PM (6xtq3)
Posted by: Dan Rather at May 04, 2016 02:43 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: IP at May 04, 2016 02:43 PM (aQQbl)
of the Vice President? These are not large shoes to fill."
Clown shoes are ALWAYS large. Yuge.
Posted by: Qoheleth at May 04, 2016 02:44 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: lauren at May 04, 2016 02:44 PM (Covpc)
This isn't my father's, my brother's, or my VPI anymore!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 04, 2016 02:44 PM (wYnyS)
I like John. I've had a good relationship with John. Whether he is vice president or not, he will be very helpful with Ohio.
Posted by: ThunderB at May 04, 2016 02:44 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: HH at May 04, 2016 02:44 PM (DrCtv)
--
The damage is to the ticket. I can guarantee you that if his name appears, I and many others skip that line on the ballot.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 04, 2016 02:44 PM (Qvgg/)
At least we're done with Trump vs Cruz threads, right?
Now it's gonna be Trump vs Trump every time He says or does something stupid...
Posted by: donna at May 04, 2016 02:44 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: joncelli, Now 50% More Bilious! at May 04, 2016 02:45 PM (3hIZX)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 04, 2016 02:45 PM (zOTsN)
Riley's got a bigger platform than this idiot prof does.
Now you're known as a liar, dummy, and coward, dipshit, because you decided to cancel an appearance just in case a snowflake got upset.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 04, 2016 02:45 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 04, 2016 02:45 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 04, 2016 02:45 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: joncelli, Now 50% More Bilious! at May 04, 2016 02:45 PM (3hIZX)
Be sure you tell them that.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 04, 2016 02:46 PM (u0lmX)
As for Trump "would consider vetting Kayshit", nothing more than hot air to try and sway OH. He just does not connect to the fact that the large urban areas in OH will be 120% Democrat regardless of anything he says and unless he can sway the union voters to defy their union bosses the Dems will take OH again.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 04, 2016 02:46 PM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: lauren at May 04, 2016 02:46 PM (Covpc)
Posted by: Your Winnings, Sir at May 04, 2016 02:46 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2016 02:46 PM (f4AGl)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 04, 2016 02:46 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit at May 04, 2016 02:46 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Sense and Censorship Free! at May 04, 2016 02:47 PM (hLRSq)
Riley's got a bigger platform than this idiot prof does.
Now you're known as a liar, dummy, and coward, dipshit, because you decided to cancel an appearance just in case a snowflake got upset.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 04, 2016 02:45 PM (u0lmX)
Something about people who buy ink by the barrel...
Posted by: Insomniac at May 04, 2016 02:47 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: tu3031 at May 04, 2016 02:47 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 04, 2016 02:40 PM (g8Hfr)
You obviously don't understand the intellectual rigor of the overlord-serf dynamic!
Posted by: Professor Emeritutus Hrothgar at May 04, 2016 02:47 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 04, 2016 02:48 PM (WuRdh)
Well, the old post office in downtown DC is being turned into a Trump hotel. It all makes sense now....
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 04, 2016 02:48 PM (OD2ni)
You pull the invite back
You send the invite out
Then lie just like a hack
You do the Hokie Pokey and you twist it all about
That's what it's all about...
Posted by: Qoheleth at May 04, 2016 02:48 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: scofflaw_x at May 04, 2016 02:48 PM (y9ZJX)
Posted by: VA Tech Department of Grievance Studies at May 04, 2016 02:48 PM (v0YLX)
*tweet*
Insufficient Trump Hate
15 yards
Replay of down
Posted by: Mortimer at May 04, 2016 02:48 PM (YHTNN)
Posted by: Weasel at May 04, 2016 02:49 PM (6xtq3)
Milo dances to his own tune.
Now get out of the dang ball pit, that's for the kids! Don't make me send Tony the French-fry guy in there after you!
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Sense and Censorship Free! at May 04, 2016 02:49 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: jollyroger at May 04, 2016 02:49 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit at May 04, 2016 02:46 PM (mcm0N)
Well, not to put too fine a point on it, there's a reason they call em "queer."
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 04, 2016 02:49 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: L, Elle at May 04, 2016 02:49 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: donna at May 04, 2016 02:49 PM (O2RFr)
At least we're done with Trump vs Cruz threads, right?
We know we are going to get a Northern Liberal as President, so we can plan appropriately.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor of equal or greater value at May 04, 2016 02:49 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: x at May 04, 2016 02:49 PM (nFwvY)
You pull the invite back
You send the invite out
Then lie just like a hack
You do the Hokie Pokey and you twist it all about
That's what it's all about...
Posted by: Qoheleth at May 04, 2016 02:48 PM (iIzG7)
snort snort snort.
Posted by: joncelli, Now 50% More Bilious! at May 04, 2016 02:50 PM (3hIZX)
That's no invitation.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 04, 2016 02:48 PM (WuRdh)
It's new math!
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 04, 2016 02:50 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Sdsali at May 04, 2016 02:50 PM (P0knH)
Posted by: jollyroger at May 04, 2016 02:49 PM (t06LC)
Clint Eastwood...
Posted by: donna at May 04, 2016 02:50 PM (O2RFr)
=========
"Rogue employee"
Posted by: Mortimer at May 04, 2016 02:50 PM (YHTNN)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 04, 2016 02:50 PM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Boone at May 04, 2016 02:50 PM (ItKvd)
(what? ...Really?)
It appears we have one Banana.
But...I'm not sure you want it.'
Posted by: Ed Henry at May 04, 2016 02:50 PM (vhmHt)
Deck Chairs/Titanic 2016
As am I...
Posted by: donna at May 04, 2016 02:49 PM (O2RFr)
I'll also take some of that action.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2016 02:50 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 04, 2016 02:50 PM (wYnyS)
Maybe Jeff Sessions, maybe. I'm thinking we could get some immigration enforcement that way.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor of equal or greater value at May 04, 2016 02:50 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Qoheleth at May 04, 2016 02:50 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: jollyroger at May 04, 2016 02:51 PM (t06LC)
Milo dances to his own tune.
Now get out of the dang ball pit, that's for the kids! Don't make me send Tony the French-fry guy in there after you!
********
Ha!
Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit at May 04, 2016 02:51 PM (mcm0N)
Related - 30 pieces of silver goes for $225.
Posted by: steveegg at May 04, 2016 02:51 PM (v6+HN)
Twice.
Like a twice baked potato.
Man, I could really go for fucking one of those right now!
Woof!
Posted by: Katshit at May 04, 2016 02:41 PM (0cMkb)
I know! Those state dinners, they never give you big enough portions and you have to turn to the German ambassador and ask "Hey! You gonna finish that brisket?" to get enough to feed a man.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Sense and Censorship Free! at May 04, 2016 02:51 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: alexthechick - Banderette at May 04, 2016 02:51 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Hank at May 04, 2016 02:51 PM (E1yZq)
Outstanding choice!
Posted by: Newman at May 04, 2016 02:52 PM (OD2ni)
You know when planning a wedding, you send out "Save the Date" letters? That's what this is. The actual invitation would come later.
Or something.
Unrelated: If Trump picks Katshit as his running mate, I'm out.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 04, 2016 02:52 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: rd at May 04, 2016 02:52 PM (v0YLX)
Posted by: Naes at May 04, 2016 02:52 PM (Ypc8j)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor of equal or greater value at May 04, 2016 02:50 PM (evdj2)
Isn't he retiring? Nothing to loose maybe. How about Col. West?
Posted by: jollyroger at May 04, 2016 02:52 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Your Party Etiquitte Expert at May 04, 2016 02:52 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2016 02:52 PM (f4AGl)
https://goo.gl/TxpxHd
Posted by: Maxyp at May 04, 2016 02:52 PM (DjLh9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2016 02:53 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: Furious George at May 04, 2016 02:53 PM (Kl1Y6)
Posted by: John Kasich at May 04, 2016 02:53 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 04, 2016 02:53 PM (9FFDj)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 04, 2016 02:53 PM (R+30W)
Well, not to put too fine a point on it, there's a reason they call em "queer."
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 04, 2016 02:49 PM (xuouz)
*******
Is that it. It's weird for sure.
Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit at May 04, 2016 02:53 PM (mcm0N)
Trump is the anti-Hillary, so he will probably pick someone who causes white Democrats to defect to him. I'm betting Jim Webb, who has been attacking Hillary and the DNC for months. Or maybe he'll go third party in a Kasich role.
Posted by: trev006 at May 04, 2016 02:53 PM (4o46u)
Posted by: John Kasich at May 04, 2016 02:53 PM (4ErVI)
Is he? I hadn't heard that and I'm a constituent! To the googles!
Interstingly enough, two years ago Jeff ran unopposed. Not just unopposed in the Primary, unopposed in the General. He's Senator for Life if he wants to be.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor of equal or greater value at May 04, 2016 02:54 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: John Kasich at May 04, 2016 02:54 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Fritz at May 04, 2016 02:54 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: jollyroger at May 04, 2016 02:52 PM (t06LC)
That would really confound the progressives!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 04, 2016 02:55 PM (wYnyS)
The paper trail is exactly what I was looking for. The dude was invited, and that dumb university has some explaining to do, and I'd love to see Jason Riley scream RAYYY-CISMMM at the top of his lungs.
Posted by: iforgot at May 04, 2016 02:55 PM (pC96u)
https://youtu.be/d8rCfB8pgKc
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2016 02:55 PM (hWrM7)
Posted by: Bigby's Thumbs Up at May 04, 2016 02:55 PM (3ZtZW)
... is to secure the VP slot on the ticket, and pray that Trump is struck by lightning after the election but before the inauguration.
Posted by: Qoheleth at May 04, 2016 02:55 PM (iIzG7)
He also mentioned Portman. Pretty sure this pisses off Palin, Carson, Christie--and Sessions.
Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit at May 04, 2016 02:55 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, The Highlander at May 04, 2016 02:55 PM (NAv1Q)
Posted by: John Kasich at May 04, 2016 02:55 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: trev006 at May 04, 2016 02:53 PM (4o46u)
Trump/Webb form a new party!
The Ridiculous Hair Party!
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at May 04, 2016 02:56 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Dang at May 04, 2016 02:56 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 04, 2016 02:56 PM (Qvgg/)
How nature points out the folly of men
Posted by: Mortimer at May 04, 2016 02:56 PM (YHTNN)
Posted by: jollyroger at May 04, 2016 02:52 PM (t06LC)"
You like abusing me don't you.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at May 04, 2016 02:56 PM (OD2ni)
NY Yankees 8 16
Posted by: anybody but the New Yawk Yankees at May 04, 2016 02:56 PM (IQI2h)
This means he will, and his polls will improve.
Voters want stuff and they want to blame someone for their woes.
Bernie/Hillary are in this mode.
Trump is, too. Wait until he begins adding bankers to his message. Foreigners and bankers are killing us!
I bet he offers a $16 minimum wage. Right? Why let Hillary outbid him? Its just smart business deals.
Posted by: Harun at May 04, 2016 02:56 PM (UBBWX)
But no.
You smart people had to insist on 'serious' candidates.
We could have been critiquing "Hot Strippers in Vegas IX" and out candidate's performance in a sixteen way lesbo scene - but no.
You people wanted serious candidates. So here we are. Trump and possibly Kasich.
Posted by: Weasel at May 04, 2016 02:56 PM (6xtq3)
Posted by: Fritz at May 04, 2016 02:57 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 04, 2016 02:57 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: jollyroger at May 04, 2016 02:49 PM (t06LC)
Maybe, but I can't think of one offhand. There's a long list of things he needs to do to get me to consider voting for him.
He can start with getting his head right on the first amendment. No more of this shit about what people should be "allowed" to say, or getting the FCC to fine people for criticizing him.
He could also stop expressing his admiration for Chinese and Russian dictators.
He needs to do those or no deal, but those are just at the top of the list.
Posted by: stace at May 04, 2016 02:57 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 04, 2016 02:57 PM (ByLlW)
Posted by: John Kasich at May 04, 2016 02:53 PM (4ErVI)
Make Wednesdays, Fridays and Sundays all you can eat nights and even I might vote for you!!
Posted by: trigglypuff at May 04, 2016 02:58 PM (u0lmX)
45 What the hell is wrong with that one dumb Greek bastard that keeps referring to Trump as "Daddy"?
Jeebus, he's yanking the chains of the #NotTrumpers.
"Feminism is cancer", on the other hand, his more provocative public pronouncement, is his entryway into taking apart the whole third wave intersectional feminism horseshit.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 04, 2016 02:58 PM (l1pkh)
Posted by: johnd01 at May 04, 2016 02:58 PM (ukNFU)
I will settle for Trump/Cotton - 2016.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 04, 2016 02:59 PM (WVvzl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2016 02:59 PM (hWrM7)
Posted by: trev006 at May 04, 2016 02:59 PM (4o46u)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2016 02:59 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: johnd01 at May 04, 2016 02:58 PM (ukNFU)
*************
Shit---that is not out of the realm of possibility.
Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit at May 04, 2016 03:00 PM (mcm0N)
I'll drink to that. She's got nice headlights. Hic.
Posted by: Grandma Hillary at May 04, 2016 03:00 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: mugiwara at May 04, 2016 03:00 PM (m2UCM)
Posted by: Hank at May 04, 2016 03:00 PM (E1yZq)
Cruz...maybe Rand Paul...a small gov libertarian-leaning social conservative who did NOT endorse Trump before campaign end...
Posted by: KK at May 04, 2016 03:01 PM (5WKRz)
report about Comey recommending indictment for the Hildebeast."
Don't tease.
Posted by: Qoheleth at May 04, 2016 03:01 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: joncelli, Hoping for An End to It All at May 04, 2016 03:01 PM (3hIZX)
Posted by: Sis at May 04, 2016 03:01 PM (U/Qcc)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 04, 2016 03:01 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2016 02:59 PM (w4NZ
I don't think there was a chance of that before this incident. Riley has written a book about how poorly blacks have fared under the Dems - which is why he was disinvited in the first place.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present) at May 04, 2016 03:02 PM (u0lmX)
I will settle for Trump/Cotton - 2016.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 04, 2016 02:59 PM (WVvzl)
trump cruz wouuld be a great team, especially in office. would prefer cruz on supremes.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2016 03:02 PM (vb33c)
Just sayin'
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at May 04, 2016 03:02 PM (OF/aZ)
Posted by: Eli Cash at May 04, 2016 03:02 PM (xzvq1)
45 What the hell is wrong with that one dumb Greek bastard that keeps referring to Trump as "Daddy"?
Jeebus, he's yanking the chains of the #NotTrumpers.
"Feminism is cancer", on the other hand, his more provocative public pronouncement, is his entryway into taking apart the whole third wave intersectional feminism horseshit.
**********
Well if calling Trump--"Daddy" is a brilliant strategy--roll on.
Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit at May 04, 2016 03:02 PM (mcm0N)
But but the open-bordersI vy League types believe that it is more important that we maintain the flow of immigrant and non-immigrant foreign workers and that the professor's maintain their sinecure by importing more and more foreign students
Posted by: Mortimer at May 04, 2016 03:02 PM (YHTNN)
Posted by: Ted Cruz at May 04, 2016 03:02 PM (FXW24)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 04, 2016 03:01 PM (zOTsN)
So Trump is considering Boehner?
Posted by: johnd01 at May 04, 2016 03:03 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2016 03:03 PM (cWLG9)
NY Yankees 8 16
Posted by: anybody but the New Yawk Yankees at May 04, 2016 02:56 PM (IQI2h)
Let us all ponder the beauty of that.
*sniff*
It's beautiful, man.
Hmmmm. We're going to get Trump/Clinton or Trump/Sanders for our sins. On the other hand, the Cubs are 19-6.
Hmmmm.
Are we looking at the karmic balance of the Cubs winning the Series in exchange? And would I find that acceptable?
Hmmmmm.
Posted by: alexthechick - Banderette at May 04, 2016 03:03 PM (mf5HN)
(I'm accepting sympathies for having to deal with the politics of these friends.)
So kasich would be for people like them, I imagine. Not that it would necessarily work. The female half of our friends is all about Hillary. She thinks every bad word said about Hillary was just lies from bad people "out to get her." All these years.
But anyway, that may be what the reasoning would be.
Posted by: Alana at May 04, 2016 03:03 PM (W58Yj)
She won't be indicted until she secures the 2400 delegates that prevent Bernie from winning. The DNC establishment hates Bernie as much as the GOPe hate Ted.
Posted by: rd at May 04, 2016 03:04 PM (v0YLX)
Hmmmmm.
Posted by: alexthechick - Banderette at May 04, 2016 03:03 PM (mf5HN)<
SHHHHHHHH! Don't jinx us. Uh, your worship.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 04, 2016 03:04 PM (ByLlW)
But I'd go for 30 pieces of Long John Silver's... or KFC... and some biscuits... maybe some mashed potatoes... and some pie... definitely some pie...
Posted by: Flowbee Mailmanson at May 04, 2016 03:04 PM (H9MG5)
Or they can continue to make predictions on Donald Trump's political future. Means nothing to me now that I think about it; my little shop will always have decent sales.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Sense and Censorship Free! at May 04, 2016 03:04 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 04, 2016 03:01 PM (zOTsN)
==========================================
Paul Ryan for the win !
Posted by: grammie winger at May 04, 2016 03:04 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Eli Cash at May 04, 2016 03:02 PM (xzvq1)
Right. Opinion of McCain was fine - Palin was a negative (not fair and not her fault but she was hung around his neck by the left) for the ticket. Feelings on Romney weren't changed by Ryan.
Nobody was affected by Joe Biden's appointment. Likewise Dick Cheney, despite all the howling about a "oh noes a neocon" didn't hurt Bush with LIVs.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 04, 2016 03:04 PM (xuouz)
Michelle Obama?
Posted by: Furious George at May 04, 2016 03:05 PM (Kl1Y6)
Posted by: Hank at May 04, 2016 03:05 PM (E1yZq)
Posted by: Harun at May 04, 2016 02:56 PM (UBBWX)
Trump will go for the $16 topper, but will show his superior sense of economic matters by exempting certain sectors which would be destroyed by it. Like employees at hotels and golf courses.
Posted by: mugiwara at May 04, 2016 03:05 PM (m2UCM)
Posted by: Mortimer at May 04, 2016 03:05 PM (YHTNN)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 04, 2016 03:05 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 04, 2016 03:01 PM (zOTsN)
So Trump is considering Boehner?
Posted by: johnd01 at May 04, 2016 03:03 PM (ukNFU)
***********
Harry Reid. Nancy Pelosi.
Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit at May 04, 2016 03:05 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 04, 2016 03:05 PM (Qvgg/)
Rand would complement Trump very nicely.
The kids love Rand, he's a libertarian and he is down with putting the stake in the NeoCon foreign policy plank of the GOP.
Not a bad choice.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 04, 2016 03:05 PM (WVvzl)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 04, 2016 03:04 PM (dFi94)
Always a VP, never the P.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 04, 2016 03:05 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2016 03:05 PM (B48dK)
^^This broad is in tune with the Cosmos and shit.^^*
*something never said by Tom Hamilton.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 04, 2016 03:06 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: rickl at May 04, 2016 03:06 PM (zoehZ)
"Feminism is cancer", on the other hand, his more provocative public pronouncement, is his entryway into taking apart the whole third wave intersectional feminism horseshit.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 04, 2016 02:58 PM (l1pkh)
Think Milo will get an invite to Virginia Tech?
I see Milo is scheduled to visit Madison in October. I hope he wears a bullet-proof vest. I'm serious.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present) at May 04, 2016 03:06 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Fritz at May 04, 2016 03:06 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: bluebell at May 04, 2016 03:07 PM (2WwbN)
Posted by: trev006 at May 04, 2016 03:07 PM (4o46u)
Let's let that sink in for awhile...
Posted by: jwest at May 04, 2016 03:07 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2016 03:07 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 04, 2016 03:07 PM (R+30W)
If I'm daydreaming right now, it's that this latest dis-invite leads mass revolts against college students and administrations. I am envisioning large groups of working, normal adults carrying pitchforks and torches, heading towards the closest college campus to administer an old-fashioned ass-whipping that these babies rightly deserve.
Posted by: Eli Cash at May 04, 2016 03:07 PM (xzvq1)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 04, 2016 03:07 PM (dFi94)
If Katshit dropped out, Trump gets Ohio's delegates, we go through this grief and acceptance last week instead of this week.
The only thing Katshit accomplished was to keep the hope of a brokered convention alive and make Cruz staying in plausible.
Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 04, 2016 03:08 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 04, 2016 03:08 PM (Qvgg/)
Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2016 03:08 PM (B48dK)
I'd advocate adding it to the Constitution but let me check first with our transgendered founding father HAMILTON!
Bet we will never see a musical dance number with Andrew Jackson. Dude would zombie up and duel you stone dead.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 04, 2016 03:08 PM (FtrY1)
Posted by: Naes at May 04, 2016 03:08 PM (Ypc8j)
Posted by: Fritz at May 04, 2016 03:06 PM
golf clap
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 04, 2016 03:08 PM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: JeffreyL at May 04, 2016 03:09 PM (mXv3y)
The Trump Veep VooDoo Dolls!
Soft puffy bodies! Perfect for pins, beating, wringing your rage out on!
Sob the hot tears of your existential despair into the absorbent terry cloth exterior!
For a Limited Time! Only at the Outrage Outlet!
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Sense and Censorship Free! at May 04, 2016 03:09 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Eli Cash at May 04, 2016 03:02 PM (xzvq1)
I actually think Tump's vp is the exception: not that it will matter to independents, but it could heal the party or signal he isn't hostile to women.
Posted by: jollyroger at May 04, 2016 03:09 PM (t06LC)
Let's let that sink in for awhile...
Posted by: jwest at May 04, 2016 03:07 PM (Zs4uk)
***********
So you noticed during both of Trump's last two victory speeches in NYC --in front of his important friends like Carl Icahn --Trump never mentions a wall.
Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit at May 04, 2016 03:09 PM (mcm0N)
The only thing Katshit accomplished was to keep the hope of a brokered convention alive and make Cruz staying in plausible.
--
That was the plan. The one person the GOPe could not purchase was Cruz.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 04, 2016 03:09 PM (Qvgg/)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 04, 2016 03:04 PM (dFi94)
Don't you love it when a plan comes together!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 04, 2016 03:09 PM (wYnyS)
of the crowd whether a woman had her arm ripped or not, sometimes
people say things they have no intention of ever doing just to be nice
for strategic reasons.
Let's let that sink in for awhile..."
-Posted by: jwest at May 04, 2016 03:07 PM (Zs4uk)
As a candidate folds in upon his own opinions and priorities within the same paragraph, unopposed.
You only need one second to think about that.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 04, 2016 03:09 PM (OQ9R7)
It worked for our involvement in a massacre, no reason to believe it won't again.
Posted by: V Tech Admin at May 04, 2016 03:09 PM (TnUKj)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 04, 2016 03:10 PM (dFi94)
*something never said by Tom Hamilton.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 04, 2016 03:06 PM (OQ9R7)
Oh man. Hammy was utterly hilarious during the Philadelphia series. Some guy in the section below the broadcast booth was loudly yelling WE WANT A HIT and Hammy was going on and on about it and how awful he was.
I nearly fell off the couch laughing.
Posted by: alexthechick - Banderette at May 04, 2016 03:10 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Soona at May 04, 2016 03:10 PM (Fmupd)
(quiet! no jinx!)
(throws salt over left shoulder!)
Posted by: anybody but the New Yawk Yankees at May 04, 2016 03:10 PM (IQI2h)
Posted by: Pious Agnostic at May 04, 2016 03:10 PM (lGLBx)
Palin was the only reason I bothered to vote the top line in 2008.
I was hoping the bitter old man would stroke out if he actually won.
Posted by: rd at May 04, 2016 03:10 PM (v0YLX)
Posted by: Bob Dole at May 04, 2016 03:10 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present) at May 04, 2016 03:06 PM (u0lmX)
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One of my kids graduated from Madison recently. It's more conservative than most state schools here. He'll be way safer there than he was at UMass.
Posted by: bluebell at May 04, 2016 03:11 PM (2WwbN)
"Constitution" is not n important word with Trump voters.
*FEELINGS!*
...For the Win
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 04, 2016 03:11 PM (OQ9R7)
In that some still want to think of the democrat run commonwealth of Virginia as "conservative", or even "republican".
How do you spell Byrd again?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 04, 2016 03:11 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Naes at May 04, 2016 03:08 PM (Ypc8j
There isn't an elected official, Cruz and Kasich included, who wouldn't blow Trump right now for the VP slot.
And swallow.
They didn't get to where they are now through personal integrity. They've sucked a lot of dicks along the way, if only metaphorically.
Posted by: jwest at May 04, 2016 03:11 PM (Zs4uk)
The Horde is indicative of nothing larger than the Horde. It certainly does not mirror the larger American public, not do most of the other conservative or libertarian sites.
There are baseball fans and there are people who can recite the line-up of their favorite team going back to 1910. Guess where we fall?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Sense and Censorship Free! at May 04, 2016 03:12 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Bob Dole at May 04, 2016 03:12 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: trev006 at May 04, 2016 03:12 PM (4o46u)
Katshit did his job, I guess now he gets his reward.
Posted by Ace at 02:41 PM Comments
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Not only is this highly unlikely, it is basically slanderous! Governor Kasich has proven throughout this primary that he is a serious, conscientious man. He was, besides Governor Bush, the only other adult in the room. I dont know from where people get the idea that he would associate himself with the current hard right clown show, when he consistently spoke up against it.
He would never lower himself to be the Trump monsters sidekick. Never!
Posted by: Begonia at May 04, 2016 03:12 PM (FyPtY)
Posted by: rd at May 04, 2016 03:12 PM (v0YLX)
The Horde is indicative of nothing larger than the Horde. It certainly does not mirror the larger American public, not do most of the other conservative or libertarian sites.
There are baseball fans and there are people who can recite the line-up of their favorite team going back to 1910. Guess where we fall?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Sense and Censorship Free! at May 04, 2016 03:12 PM (hLRSq)
In the Horde area of the spectrum?
Posted by: alexthechick - Banderette at May 04, 2016 03:13 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Bigby's Thumbs Up at May 04, 2016 03:13 PM (3ZtZW)
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Whatever the fuck that is.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 04, 2016 03:13 PM (rlfds)
Are we looking at the karmic balance of the Cubs winning the Series in exchange? And would I find that acceptable?
Hmmmmm.
Posted by: alexthechick - Banderette at May 04, 2016 03:03 PM (mf5HN)
All of these political squabbles are moot because, as I have noted before, the Cubs will win the WS and SMOD will hit Wrigley Field exactly 5 minutes after the last out, so there will be no election in November.
All thanks be to SMOD.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present) at May 04, 2016 03:13 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: VT at May 04, 2016 03:13 PM (h/uSM)
Meh, I wouldn't read too much into that. He'd say that about any GOP candidate, he's on a "united Republican" jag right now. Kasich was the GOPe tool to stay in the race to try to stop Trump or Cruz from getting the nomination, and he failed at it.
Its not like Trump gets to choose anyway, unless its between three guys the convention hands him to pick between.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2016 03:13 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: trev006
_______
Ambassador to the International House of Pancakes.
Posted by: Furious George at May 04, 2016 03:13 PM (Kl1Y6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2016 03:13 PM (w4NZ8)
No, not John Bolton.
Ramsay Bolton. If we're going to have an evil tyrant, let's at least do it properly.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 04, 2016 03:13 PM (KUaJL)
-Posted by: alexthechick - Banderette at May 04, 2016 03:10 PM (mf5HN)
I heard that... lol. He is much like Joe Tait when he "digs-in" about an annoyance.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 04, 2016 03:14 PM (OQ9R7)
Whatever do you mean by that comment?
Posted by: Gov McAuliffe+Sens Kaine/Warner at May 04, 2016 03:14 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: jwest at May 04, 2016 03:11 PM
...metephorically...metaphorically...
THAT"S the word I was looking for
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at May 04, 2016 03:14 PM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit at May 04, 2016 03:09 PM (mcm0N)
The wall is a given. Why keep mentioning it?
Posted by: jwest at May 04, 2016 03:14 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Sense and Censorship Free! at May 04, 2016 03:12 PM (hLRSq)
hey
no need to draw Vic into this
Posted by: ThunderB at May 04, 2016 03:14 PM (zOTsN)
Did Bob Dole just say that out loud, or was that someone else?"
Bob Dole has been stiff for over 4 hours and needs to call a doctor.
Posted by: Bob Dole at May 04, 2016 03:14 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 04, 2016 03:14 PM (C9pBZ)
Huckabee or Newt Gingrich. Someone who's trying to sell a book. No
elected official will want any part of his ticket and he wants someone
nice and compliant.
Posted by: Naes at May 04, 2016 03:08 PM (Ypc8j)
A name just popped into my head, and I'm not sure why. Genius or silly nonsense, I report, you decide:
Gen'l Petraeus.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2016 03:14 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 04, 2016 03:14 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2016 03:15 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Weasel at May 04, 2016 03:15 PM (6xtq3)
Posted by: Secretary of Defense Zippy the Pinhead at May 04, 2016 03:15 PM (ls2n/)
Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit at May 04, 2016 03:15 PM (mcm0N)
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That's the same delusional thinking that leads people to believe Trump will be president. There's especially no upside for Cruz.
Posted by: Naes at May 04, 2016 03:15 PM (Ypc8j)
Virtue signaling.
USC just canceled a gaming conference with MAJOR industry people. They had invited developers/designers from the biggest games - Call of Duty, League of Legends, World of Warcraft. This would have been huge for students who wanted to be in the gaming industry.
They canceled the event because there were no women speakers invited. Female students hardest hit. No way to get in the door when it's slammed shut.
Posted by: HopefulMonster Bravely supporting kittens at May 04, 2016 03:15 PM (uURQL)
If that works, he should pick fifty VPs.
Posted by: t-bird at May 04, 2016 03:15 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Harun at May 04, 2016 02:56 PM (UBBWX)
Trump will go for the $16 topper, but will show his superior sense of economic matters by exempting certain sectors which would be destroyed by it. Like employees at hotels and golf courses.
Posted by: mugiwara at May 04, 2016 03:05 PM (m2UCM)
*David Attenborough voice*
After the destruction of their burrow and the scattering of their colony, the remaining NeverTrumps set about building themselves a new home.
Using tricks learned from their squabbles with the progressive tribes that inhabit the forest, they busily get to work constructing a new narrative in the repetitious liberal style. Although it would never stand up to even the slightest gust of wind, they've built it in the rubble of one of their largest and sturdiest old tunnels, Trumpsaliberal, and will vigilantly swat away any creature that begins to push or pull upon it.
Truly one of nature's miracles, and one we are lucky to behold.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 04, 2016 03:15 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Furious George at May 04, 2016 03:13 PM (Kl1Y6)
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I've already thrown my hat in the ring for that position.
Posted by: Soona at May 04, 2016 03:15 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: alexthechick - Banderette at May 04, 2016 03:13 PM (mf5HN)
Well outside visible light.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Sense and Censorship Free! at May 04, 2016 03:16 PM (hLRSq)
on the plus side, but if the Horde is any indication of the general
public's dislike of Kasich, putting him on the ticket will definitely
lose Trump a few percentage points.
Posted by: Eli Cash at May 04, 2016 03:02 PM (xzvq1)
I think the VP should definitely play an important role with Trump. On the assumption that he is the next POTUS, if the Repubs lose the House and/or Senate - don't think for a moment that they'll be looking for any excuse to impeach at the slightest offense.
Hell, I'd say even the Rethugicans would do it too. Either way, the VP could very well end up becoming the president.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 04, 2016 03:16 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 04, 2016 03:16 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: nckate at May 04, 2016 03:16 PM (/ygaY)
He would never lower himself to be the Trump monsters sidekick. Never!
Posted by: Begonia at May 04, 2016 03:12 PM (FyPtY)
bwhahahahahhahahaaaa
**gasp**
bwhahahahahahahahahaaaa
Posted by: ThunderB at May 04, 2016 03:16 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: trev006 at May 04, 2016 03:17 PM (4o46u)
-Posted by: alexthechick - Banderette at May 04, 2016 03:13 PM (mf5HN)
I'm on The Spectrum...
*twitches*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 04, 2016 03:17 PM (OQ9R7)
But it'll be a congressman or governor.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 04, 2016 03:17 PM (xuouz)
He's mentioned a couple times now that at one of the colleges he's speaking at right before Halloween (where there's been some of that 'cultural appropriation' crybully fucktardery), he's going to wear full Indian headdress, warpaint, etc. and say his Indian name is 'Likes Blowing Black Men' (or something like that).
Awesome. But yes, he's likely going to need a bullet proof vest soon. A fabulous one that is.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at May 04, 2016 03:17 PM (BrQrN)
Posted by: sound awake at May 04, 2016 03:17 PM (mFySM)
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Whatever the fuck that is.
Code for "acting white". Honestly, it's whatever the MFM wants it to be and whips up the left over.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2016 03:18 PM (cWLG9)
Ramsay Bolton.
But he could send VP Michael Bolton to Europe to give concerts after each terrorist attack.
Posted by: t-bird at May 04, 2016 03:18 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: SOUTHDAKOTABOY at May 04, 2016 03:18 PM (JaJ3u)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 04, 2016 03:18 PM (C9pBZ)
Gen'l Petraeus.
Perfect pick if you want to hammer Hillary into dogmeat over her email.
Except by then, I expect she will be indicted and Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren will be the other ticket.
Posted by: rd at May 04, 2016 03:18 PM (v0YLX)
Trump with Katshit doesn't deserve my vote
Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2016 03:18 PM (4ETUc)
Posted by: John Katshit at May 04, 2016 03:19 PM (h/uSM)
It's like you hardly belong here man.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 04, 2016 03:19 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Begonia at May 04, 2016 03:12 PM (FyPtY)
So you're saying there's a possibility?
Oh Begonia, what would we ever do without your brilliant, brilliant mastication. Mastication, that means yer smart.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2016 03:19 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2016 03:19 PM (f4AGl)
That's his applause line to fire up the crowd or if he feels like he's losing them. I suspect, though, from now on it gets mentioned less and less, if at all.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2016 03:19 PM (39g3+)
After the destruction of their burrow and the scattering of their colony, the remaining NeverTrumps set about building themselves a new home.
Using tricks learned from their squabbles with the progressive tribes that inhabit the forest, they busily get to work constructing a new narrative in the repetitious liberal style. Although it would never stand up to even the slightest gust of wind, they've built it in the rubble of one of their largest and sturdiest old tunnels, Trumpsaliberal, and will vigilantly swat away any creature that begins to push or pull upon it.
Truly one of nature's miracles, and one we are lucky to behold.
Crap. LOL. I DID read that in his voice.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2016 03:19 PM (cWLG9)
Posted by: mugiwara at May 04, 2016 03:20 PM (m2UCM)
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Nice myth you got there. Shame if anything happened to it.
Posted by: Bigby's Thumbs Up at May 04, 2016 03:20 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: jwest at May 04, 2016 03:14 PM (Zs4uk)
Because everybody has been spot-on with their "Donald Trump will certainly do this" predictions over the last eight months. No need to stop now, correct?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Sense and Censorship Free! at May 04, 2016 03:20 PM (hLRSq)
I'll take a wild guess--Mia Love! There, now you'll all think I'm a genius if that happens. You heard it here first. Heh.
But on second thought - with Trump, who knows? He's thrown all the other rules out the window and just done what he wanted. So....maybe Newt Gingrich?
*digital shrug*
Posted by: Agent Cooper at May 04, 2016 03:20 PM (uqt0L)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 04, 2016 03:20 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: ThunderB at May 04, 2016 03:01 PM (zOTsN)
Choose Newt, dumb shits deserve each other. Then they go on the Hannity show, profess Sean is a great american and get a blow job in return
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 04, 2016 03:20 PM (voOPb)
That's his applause line to fire up the crowd or if he feels like he's losing them. I suspect, though, from now on it gets mentioned less and less, if at all.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
If he had to mention everything at every speech, when would he have time for new material?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2016 03:21 PM (cWLG9)
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So if he 'suddenly' dies I get to be president?
hmmmmmm
Posted by: Lucifer in the flesh at May 04, 2016 03:21 PM (h/uSM)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 04, 2016 03:21 PM (Qvgg/)
Posted by: t-bird at May 04, 2016 03:21 PM (9mTYi)
Jackson Pollick?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 04, 2016 03:21 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Eli Cash at May 04, 2016 03:21 PM (xzvq1)
Posted by: Furious George at May 04, 2016 03:21 PM (Kl1Y6)
All thanks be to SMOD.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present) at May 04, 2016 03:13 PM (u0lmX)
I have long believed that SMOD will strike in the bottom of the ninth inning of the World Series between the Cubs and the Indians. The impact will occur bottom of the ninth, two out, bases loaded your team down by three when (presume your favorite player) steps to the plate, takes a mighty swing, the ball is sailing and it's a toss up if a grand slam to win the Series or a running over the shoulder basket catch for the other team to win and everyone is yelling and screaming and
SLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM impact.
Posted by: alexthechick - Banderette at May 04, 2016 03:22 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 04, 2016 03:22 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 04, 2016 03:22 PM (OQ9R7)
Unless Carson pulls a Cheney he will not be VP
Posted by: @votermom's phone at May 04, 2016 03:22 PM (ge13+)
Posted by: IC at May 04, 2016 03:22 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 04, 2016 03:20 PM (OQ9R7)
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A sock socking a sock.
Who knew that Mary Clog had such depth to her?
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 04, 2016 03:22 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: dantesed at May 04, 2016 03:23 PM (88xKn)
I run into town to get re-blonded, and my stylist is in the hospital.
So I've got guests coming for dinner, and I'm contemplating a Trump-style 'do. Kidding.
And I heard someone for the Trump campaign saying Katshit is at the top of Trump's VP list.
Kill me now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2016 03:23 PM (FsuaD)
But he could send VP Michael Bolton to Europe to give concerts after each terrorist attack.
Posted by: t-bird at May 04, 2016 03:18 PM (9mTYi)
Fvck, I'm hurt
Posted by: James (Got any smack?) Taylor?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 04, 2016 03:23 PM (voOPb)
Truly, the Golden Scalp Weasel smiles upon you this day.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Sense and Censorship Free! at May 04, 2016 03:23 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 04, 2016 03:23 PM (/D5Lf)
How do you spell Byrd again?
In fairness, Byrd was in Yankee Virginia.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor of equal or greater value at May 04, 2016 03:23 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2016 03:21 PM (cWLG9)
Ugh, what new material?
He hasn't changed much in the last 3 months. Hopefully he gears up to make an aspirational, bird's eye view pitch at the convention. I am sick of making that pitch for him
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 04, 2016 03:24 PM (xuouz)
-Posted by: alexthechick - Banderette at May 04, 2016 03:22 PM (mf5HN)
Prescient. The both of youz.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 04, 2016 03:24 PM (OQ9R7)
Numnumnum....
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 04, 2016 03:24 PM (C9pBZ)
Why? All the serious politicos have something in common: he beat them. Maybe he'll pick Christina Aguilera for grins (I don't know if that was his show or not).
Posted by: t-bird at May 04, 2016 03:24 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 04, 2016 03:17 PM (xuouz)
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Jindal wouldn't be a bad pick. Rumor here in OK is that he's vetting our governor too. Mary Fallin.
Posted by: Soona at May 04, 2016 03:24 PM (Fmupd)
That was thoughtless, cruel, obnoxious and downright disgusting.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 04, 2016 03:24 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 04, 2016 03:24 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Tech 49 Jack Harper at May 04, 2016 03:25 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2016 03:25 PM (FsuaD)
His VP needs to be behind The Great Wall of Trump. Cruz is acceptable. Sessions too.
Others may be considered after publicly pledging support for said wall and said support seems genuine.
Posted by: TeamRawDog at May 04, 2016 03:25 PM (10hEu)
Posted by: Marcus Aurelius' Underpants at May 04, 2016 03:25 PM (kGrNL)
Especially in the barrel. In fact, just avoid it entirely.
Am I the only one that imagines horde meetups as debauched Caligulian orgies? Or is that just wishful thinking?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2016 03:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2016 03:23 PM (FsuaD)
Noooo. Who? Other than the article above?
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 04, 2016 03:26 PM (xuouz)
That was thoughtless, cruel, obnoxious and downright disgusting.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 04, 2016 03:24 PM (voOPb)
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*note to self: no more RWC links*
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 04, 2016 03:26 PM (rlfds)
If he weren't queerer than a three dollar bill, I'd fall in love with him for doing that.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present) at May 04, 2016 03:26 PM (u0lmX)
-Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 04, 2016 03:22 PM (rlfds)
Roots are deep. Blooms can be spectacular.
...can be!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 04, 2016 03:26 PM (OQ9R7)
She's a cutie all right.
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 04, 2016 03:26 PM (OD2ni)
You want Cruz or Sessions
You'll accept Crispe Creme or Ben Carson
You'll get a moderate to left of center butt licker
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 04, 2016 03:26 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 04, 2016 03:26 PM (HSmrB)
Wrong Byrd. Not the WV version.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 04, 2016 03:27 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 04, 2016 03:27 PM (xuouz)
Noooo. Who? Other than the article above?
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 04, 2016 03:26 PM (xuouz)
I was listening to Fox on Sirius, so dunno. A female spokesweasel.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2016 03:27 PM (FsuaD)
Trump was asked if he would consider Kasich as VP.
He said that he would consider vetting Kasich. He said he liked John and had a good relationship with him. Whether he was VP or not, he could do a lot with Ohio.
Remember when Carson said that during the debates, all the vitriol was simply "theater" and once they went to commercial, everyone was friendly with each other?
What would have been the better thing to say, "Hell no, I wouldn't consider that pizza guzzling slob for a janitor position?"
Trump needs all of his rivals voters he can get. Why piss off the 80% of Ohioans that like Kasich?
I believe Trump has a list of 30 plus VP candidates he's vetting right now. Kasich is way down the list.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 04, 2016 03:27 PM (391wI)
I run into town to get re-blonded, and my stylist is in the hospital.
So I've got guests coming for dinner, and I'm contemplating a Trump-style 'do. Kidding.
And I heard someone for the Trump campaign saying Katshit is at the top of Trump's VP list.
Kill me now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2016 03:23 PM (FsuaD)
*obligatory not sociopath wishes for your stylist to get better*
Get thee to an Ulta and snag some of this:
http://bit.ly/1TtYFdu
It will hold you through until full re-blonding.
So I've been told. By other people. Who need their roots touched up. And not me.
*shifty eyes*
Oh who am I kidding, I get cut and color every six weeks like it's a sacrament of my religion.
Posted by: alexthechick - Banderette at May 04, 2016 03:27 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present) at May 04, 2016 03:26 PM (u0lmX
He's hilarious!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 04, 2016 03:27 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Reality at May 04, 2016 03:27 PM (+C5m6)
I mean, she could have tried harder, dressed nicer, eaten better, etc but clearly something more was wrong with her than diet. I hope she's happy somewhere.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2016 03:28 PM (39g3+)
In that some still want to think of the democrat run commonwealth of Virginia as "conservative", or even "republican".
How do you spell Byrd again?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 04, 2016 03:11 PM (C9pBZ)
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Robert Byrd was from West Virginia, not Virginia.
The Virginia legislature is GOP-held right now and majority of our Congressmen are GOP.
In statewide elections, however, we've gone blue since 2008---Governor, both Senators, Obama.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 04, 2016 03:28 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 04, 2016 03:28 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Sense and Censorship Free! at May 04, 2016 03:29 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 04, 2016 03:29 PM (ykw8a)
the most likely celeb pick, in my opinion. She's also a lawyer and no
political newcomer.
But it'll be a congressman or governor.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar
I'll second that, but mostly because of the hilarity.
A Kelly v. Warren VP debate could get very interesting too.
Though I doubt fauxcohontas is the vp.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 04, 2016 03:29 PM (WuRdh)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 04, 2016 03:29 PM (ykw8a)
Ooooh he does mention syracuse a lot.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 04, 2016 03:29 PM (xuouz)
They were still recovering from the last time someone said a word they weren't all in agreement on!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2016 03:29 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Trigglypuff at May 04, 2016 03:29 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit at May 04, 2016 03:30 PM (mcm0N)
Oh who am I kidding, I get cut and color every six weeks like it's a sacrament of my religion.
Posted by: alexthechick - Banderette at May 04, 2016 03:27 PM (mf5HN)
Same here. I texted him (priorities!) and told him I hoped he'd get well really soon, and then asked him who at the salon could fill in for him, and I've got her name and number.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2016 03:30 PM (FsuaD)
-Posted by: alexthechick - Banderette at May 04, 2016 03:27 PM (mf5HN)
*Body of Hair*
*Blood of Peroxide*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 04, 2016 03:30 PM (OQ9R7)
I spent more time in and around the commonwealth's GOP than I care to recall.
BTW, no VA history?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 04, 2016 03:30 PM (C9pBZ)
Suck all the air out pf the Dem race.
Posted by: @votermom's phone at May 04, 2016 03:30 PM (ge13+)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2016 03:30 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Skip at May 04, 2016 03:31 PM (4ETUc)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 04, 2016 03:29 PM (WuRdh)
I see this a lot and I don't get it. She'd immediately vacuum up 95% of Bernie's supporters. She's one of the greatest liars in the western hemisphere. She's got a puhchina. She gets endless social media love.
Is it just that she's basically Hillary-lite and they want a minority?
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 04, 2016 03:32 PM (xuouz)
A grenade in the gut.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 04, 2016 03:32 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Fritz at May 04, 2016 03:32 PM (UzPAd)
Gah.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2016 03:32 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at May 04, 2016 03:26 PM (rlfds)
Trump supporters be celebratin' like
http://tinyurl.com/jz7mhoz
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 04, 2016 03:32 PM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: Begonia at May 04, 2016 03:33 PM (FyPtY)
Posted by: Trigglypuff at May 04, 2016 03:29 PM (evdj2)
If you see the post yesterday on the 5 google images you don't want to see, you will see her "sex symbol" "glamor" shots.
She thinks she's hot. And probably gets more peener than Sandy Flux.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2016 03:33 PM (TOk1P)
Gingrich is perfect!
old, no presidential aspirations in 2020 - check
zero political future - check
dreams of getting back in the game - check
nothing to lose - check
yep, Newt rides again.
Posted by: Marcus Aurelius' Underpants at May 04, 2016 03:33 PM (kGrNL)
Suck all the air out pf the Dem race.
Posted by: @votermom's phone at May 04, 2016 03:30 PM (ge13+)
Jeb, you're fired. No don't...I know what he said, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I want a marketing campaign, I asked for something great...this? You're putting me to sleep with this.
You're fired.
*cut to T-mobile commercial*
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 04, 2016 03:33 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2016 03:33 PM (f4AGl)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at May 04, 2016 03:34 PM (4ng05)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 04, 2016 03:34 PM (OQ9R7)
No. Ever.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 04, 2016 03:34 PM (C9pBZ)
She thinks she's hot. And probably gets more peener than Sandy Flux.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2016 03:33 PM (TOk1P)
You're...kidding...RIGHT??!!!?? Sweet jeebus...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2016 03:34 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: xda at May 04, 2016 03:34 PM (ls2n/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2016 03:30 PM (FsuaD)
Ahhhh good good.
I mean, um, good that he'll be better soon not that someone can work you in.
Is what I meant.
koff
Posted by: alexthechick - Banderette at May 04, 2016 03:34 PM (mf5HN)
A grenade in the gut.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 04, 2016 03:32 PM (OQ9R7)
Hey, um, for the record, you hadn't posted this while I was composing >329
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 04, 2016 03:34 PM (xuouz)
slumped over the table, shoveling food in his mouth while talking.<<<
You mean like Michelle except with a potato head?
Posted by: Fritz at May 04, 2016 03:35 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2016 03:35 PM (f4AGl)
318 Instead of a Selection committee, Trump should hold a VP Apprentice show.
Suck all the air out pf the Dem race.
Posted by: @votermom's phone at May 04, 2016 03:30 PM (ge13+)
---------------
That's actually not a bad idea. It'd be good fundraising event too.
Posted by: Soona at May 04, 2016 03:35 PM (Fmupd)
JC Watts
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2016 03:35 PM (cWLG9)
Posted by: Begonia at May 04, 2016 03:33 PM (FyPtY)
Yeah but she's cross-eyed, so.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 04, 2016 03:35 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at May 04, 2016 03:35 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 04, 2016 03:36 PM (OQ9R7)
>>>If Katshit is his pic, I'm imagining him at all the state dinners,
slumped over the table, shoveling food in his mouth while talking.<<<
You mean like Michelle except with a potato head?
Posted by: Fritz at May 04, 2016 03:35 PM (UzPAd)
I doubt he can unhinge his jaw like Mooch, but yes. And minus the frown.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2016 03:36 PM (FsuaD)
Color match is perfect and it appears to be adhering great.
Saves $275 plus shipping to get it to Texas for re-covering in leather or $495 for the leather/wood option.
It's a good day all around.
Posted by: jwest at May 04, 2016 03:36 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: wth at May 04, 2016 03:36 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2016 03:36 PM (f4AGl)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 04, 2016 03:37 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 04, 2016 03:36 PM (OQ9R7)
For the joke, the disclaimer, or the mental image of me taking a grenade to the gut?
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at May 04, 2016 03:37 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Eli Cash at May 04, 2016 03:38 PM (xzvq1)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 04, 2016 03:39 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: xda at May 04, 2016 03:39 PM (ls2n/)
I mean, she could have tried harder, dressed nicer, eaten better, etc but clearly something more was wrong with her than diet. I hope she's happy somewhere.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2016 03:28 PM (39g3+)
___________________________
I'd hit it... Got her number?
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 04, 2016 03:39 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2016 03:39 PM (f4AGl)
JC Watts
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2016 03:35 PM (cWLG9)
----------------
Oh, be still my beating heart. If only.
Posted by: Soona at May 04, 2016 03:39 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2016 03:40 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2016 03:34 PM (FsuaD)
Nope. She's borderline Karl Malden.
Well, borderline something.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Sense and Censorship Free! at May 04, 2016 03:40 PM (hLRSq)
Genuine nice guys are hard to come by.
...they usually move away.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 04, 2016 03:41 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit at May 04, 2016 03:41 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 04, 2016 03:29 PM (WuRdh)
I see this a lot and I don't get it. She'd immediately vacuum up 95%
of Bernie's supporters. She's one of the greatest liars in the western
hemisphere. She's got a puhchina. She gets endless social media love.
Is it just that she's basically Hillary-lite and they want a minority?
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar
Good points all.
But I think the Hillary-lite and minority bits are important. All libs see is skin color and gender. Black was checked last election. White woman was checked with Hillary. I'd bet money on some kind of Mexican.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 04, 2016 03:42 PM (WuRdh)
Posted by: jwest at May 04, 2016 03:42 PM (Zs4uk)
Settled by some Virginians (among others), so there's that
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at May 04, 2016 03:43 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit at May 04, 2016 03:43 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Eli Cash at May 04, 2016 03:43 PM (xzvq1)
SLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM impact.
Posted by: alexthechick - Banderette at May 04, 2016 03:22 PM (mf5HN)
A fiendish mind lies under that freshly colored and cut hair.
It could happen though. It could also happen in the 4th quarter of the Super Bowl between the Cleveland Browns and -
Nah, forget about it. That scenario is waaay too improbable.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present) at May 04, 2016 03:44 PM (u0lmX)
You'll accept Crispe Creme or Ben Carson
You'll get a moderate to left of center butt licker
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 04, 2016 03:26 PM (voOPb)
______
I will accept anyone I believe will be build The Great Wall of Trump. And make that shit golden, classy, and luxurious.
Kasich is not believable, unless I see video of Trump sticking one of those Wrath of Khan worms into Kasich's ear
Posted by: TeamRawDog at May 04, 2016 03:44 PM (10hEu)
-Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 04, 2016 03:42 PM (WuRdh)
I'd like to hear about the varieties of Mexicans available to our electorate.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 04, 2016 03:44 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Biden Is In The Ball Pit at May 04, 2016 03:45 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2016 03:30 PM (39g3+)
++++
In reality, the nominee chooses the VP. It's true that the convention has to ratify it, but they never deny the nominee his choice. Unless Trump goes with someone way the hell out there, they will give him his choice.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 04, 2016 03:46 PM (R+30W)
Nah, forget about it. That scenario is waaay too improbable."
-Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present) at May 04, 2016 03:44 PM (u0lmX)
When the Chupacabras finally took over the moon, we all admired their tenacity.
...The End.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 04, 2016 03:47 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 04, 2016 03:46 PM (R+30W)
--------------
Keith Richards
Posted by: Soona at May 04, 2016 03:48 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: nckate at May 04, 2016 03:16 PM (/ygaY)
This was my choice, I don't think she'd do it though
Posted by: jollyroger at May 04, 2016 03:48 PM (t06LC)
The GOPe at the convention will pick someone more centrist and
established as a politician and insider to "balance" the ticket. And if
they aren't utterly stupid, it won't be a white dude.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2016 03:30 PM (39g3+)
Yup, that would be in line with conventional election strategy. I was only half kidding with my Mia Love guess. Or Mary Fallin?But Trump has another consideration in that he needs to pick somebody who can help bring the republican opposition back home to him. I don't know if there is such a person, but if so he needs to think about that.Call me crazy, but I still think there is some hope of that. Not now, but maybe a bit down the road some of the bitterness will fade and hopefully Trump's team will move to do some listening, mend some fences and extend some olive branches and get these folks back on board.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at May 04, 2016 03:48 PM (uqt0L)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 04, 2016 03:49 PM (OQ9R7)
-Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 04, 2016 03:42 PM (WuRdh)
I'd like to hear about the varieties of Mexicans available to our electorate.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 04, 2016 03:44 PM
Variety 1: "Let all the illegals in."
Variety2: "Let all the illegals in and you're all racists."
Variety 3: "Let all the illegals in and you're all racists who hate puppies and eat unicorns."
There are others, but they will go the way of a certain other minority who dare deviate from Groupthink.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 04, 2016 03:49 PM (WuRdh)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2016 03:40 PM (39g3+)
YES!!!
Posted by: jollyroger at May 04, 2016 03:49 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 04, 2016 03:50 PM (R+30W)
In reality, the nominee chooses the VP.
John McCain chose Joe Lieberman. He was given Sarah Palin. The convention chooses the VP.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 04, 2016 03:50 PM (39g3+)
I'd like to hear about the varieties of Mexicans available to our electorate.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 04, 2016 03:44 PM (OQ9R7)
......................
Midget wrestling...
Donkey Bar...
Drug Lord...
Landscaping...
Posted by: wth at May 04, 2016 03:52 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: nckate at May 04, 2016 03:52 PM (/ygaY)
...
Is she young and hot? He won't pick her if she's not.
Posted by: stace at May 04, 2016 03:54 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2016 03:55 PM (ODxAs)
Palin for interior.
Posted by: teej at May 04, 2016 03:56 PM (0RM+L)
Posted by: Donald at May 04, 2016 04:07 PM (3xRhb)
Because..why not.
Posted by: Fritz at May 04, 2016 03:32 PM (UzPAd)
Ya know, It isn't out of the realm of possibility. Apparently Jenner is a Republican, and I can see lib-inclined pols thinking he covers the "woman" part of a mixed ticket. Would be hard for Hills to be "firster" than a tranny.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 04, 2016 04:12 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Dogbert at May 04, 2016 04:24 PM (5AWQl)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 04, 2016 03:20 PM (OQ9R7
I thought Begonia was "Curious" or Catpiss, whatever? no?
Posted by: Bob in Houston. at May 04, 2016 04:31 PM (XRxxn)
I've also seen it claimed that Begonia is Average Joe (who certainly *is* the originator of several long-term troll socks) but haven't bothered to Google the hash and find out if it's true.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 04, 2016 04:35 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: jollyroger at May 04, 2016 02:49 PM (t06LC)"
Make Cruz the VP. Show some humility and genuinely apologize to Ted and Heidi.
THAT will unite the party: it will signal to Constitutional conservatives that our vote and opinion does matter, it will create unification of the most popular candidates, and it will show the electorate that the party is united. It will also show that Trump actually does value the Constitution AND will have the Senate pretty much either agreeing to their agenda or face an ousting by elections.
If Cruz is VP, I will gladly vote for Trump. WITH NO NOSE HOLDING. Otherwise...3rd party.
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