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Overnight Open Thread (5-1-2016) – Victims of Communism Day Edition
Biden's meetings Thursday with Abadi and other senior Iraqi officials focused primarily on making sure that the political strife in Baghdad was not interfering with military preparations to retake Mosul, Iraq's second largest city, from the Islamic State."We talked about the plans that are in store for Mosul and the coordination that's going on with all of our friends here," Biden told reporters after his meeting with the Iraqi prime minister. "And so, I'm very optimistic."
As he spoke, the vice president was standing next to Salim al-Jubouri, the Iraqi parliament speaker. He pointed to Jubouri and noted that they last talked in Biden's office in Washington. "This is an old friend," Biden said.
Less than 36 hours later, the protesters were dancing and stomping on Jubouri's desk in front of the parliament chamber. Jubouri had fled the building.
-- from an article on the collapse of Iraq's parliament
So is Germany becoming less German? Not really. The German national character, like all national characters, is complicated. The old American TV show Hogan's Heroes, about U.S. soldiers in a German POW camp during WWII, featured two leading Germans at the camp: Colonel Klink, the disciplinarian, and Sergeant Schultz, who would always look the other way for a cigarette or a bottle of schapps. Clearly, the Brandt Airport and VW are more Schultz than Klink. The other Germany never really went away; Sgt. Schultz is still nursing his schnapps.
-- from an article explaining why the years-behind schedule, way over-budget, white-elephant Berlin-Brandenburg Airport will likely never open
One word: Martland. Martland was not persecuted directly by soldier-hating suits like Acting Secretary of the Army Patrick Murphy (a career politician) or Secretary Designee Eric "Fabulous" Fanning. Martland's NCOER was deliberately crafted to harm him. It was prepared and signed by officers and NCOs who knew they were uttering a false instrument, knew they were rejecting the Army Way of criticizing subordinates face to face and in private, knew they were taking up arms in a political battle, and doing it on the side of falsehood, and injuring a good man who had done a good thing, because the Army had drifted off into a foamy pink froth of values that were politically constructed and inconstant. What would those people do with an unlawful order?People who saw in their commissions, their documents of appointment of rank, their assignment to positions, not as a place to bring their own morals and character to bear, but a place where they would stake all on unthinking obedience? And rationalize it afterward?
That way? Go that way if you will. Be ready to board the boxcars. Your turn will come.
-- WeaponsMan on whether the military really would reject illegal orders
Unfortunately, the bathroom wars are likely just getting started. The Obama administration has already chosen sides. "This is a good illustration that the fight for civil rights is not over," White House press secretary Josh Earnest said of the North Carolina law. "The president, every time, is going to be on the side of equality and fairness and justice for every American."That sounds great, unless you're an American with traditional views on gender, your kids are in a public school, and the girls' locker room has just been declared a gender-fluid zone. Alas, my friend; you simply have the wrong thoughts. Sadly, in some cases, that's when "equality and fairness and justice" don't really apply.
-- Heather Wilhelm in Why the Transgender Bathroom Wars Matter
We know who Cora Segal is and we know what Cora Segal believes because Cora Segal has told us these things. Cora Segal is an activist, and when an activist goes to a public event and disrupts it by shouting obscenities - "F-k you! . . . Keep your hate speech off this campus!" - her public activism is newsworthy. Identifying her is not "doxing."
-- RSM on #TrigglyPuff
If I was more angry with you, I might include a picture of TrigglyPuff.
Reporters Get Into a Brawl at a White House Correspondents Dinner Party
Huffington Post reporter Ryan Grim went over to Fox New correspondent Jesse Watters and started trouble over a 2009 incident.
Hillary Wants to Make It Illegal to Criticize Her
Of course she does.
I didn't and I actually try to keep up with this stuff.
It Turns Out That Prince That Was Really Working For the Government Over His Long Career
Both the federal government and Minnesota's state government will assess so-called "death taxes" or estate taxes on Prince's assets, taking away more than half his estate. Between his physical assets-cash, investments, home, etc.-and his future royalties, Prince's estate has been estimated to be between $300 and $500 million. .
The combination of Minnesota's top death tax rate of 16 percent, plus the federal government's 40 percent rate, means that over 50 percent of Prince's estate will go to the government.
Judge tosses part of ordinance requiring inspection of Seattle garbage cans for food waste
Target stock plummets as "transgender" bathroom boycott swells to over one million
This isn't the first time Target has dipped a toe into the troubled "gender identity" waters. Last summer we talked about the store's new policy of "de-gendering" the toys and clothing aisles so as not to offend anyone. The sad part of all this is that this stupid, pointless battle (which was clearly going to affect the company's sales no matter which way they went on it) was completely unnecessary. Just as with public, government facilities, there is a simple (if still costly) solution, assuming one believes that a solution is required. In fact San Francisco (of all places) hit on the idea very early in the national debate. If a company or public facility truly feels that they must jump into this entire "degendering" fiasco, then in addition to traditional facilities for each gender, simply add on a third, gender neutral bathroom or other facility. Then anyone going in can be informed that there is no gender requirement for occupancy and, likewise, the owner/management offers no guarantee as to the gender of the other patrons you may encounter in there. Alternately, when new facilities are constructed, put in multiple, single user facilities and just label them as "shower" or "bathroom" or "changing room."
Problem solved. Then, if someone wants to insist that they must be allowed in public facilities with people of the opposite gender, their true agenda is exposed. (You will be made to not only care, but to participate.) This is an important aspect of the conversation which the SJW all to often succeeds in suppressing. We aren't having a conversation here about discrimination or the suppression of anyone else's rights. Dress however you wish. And for that matter, the vast majority of us aren't going to care one way or the other what you call yourself despite the obvious denial of basic genetics and science on display. The real motivation of the SJW is to force such twisted claims on everyone else and mandate their participation even when it comes at the expense of the rights of the majority.
61-Year-Old Repeat Offender Shot, Killed by Homeowner
You can only avoid your Darwin Award destiny for so long.
Realizing his home was being broken into, the homeowner yelled, "Don't come in here, I have a gun!".Boyd, with his face covered by a bandana, ignored the warning and eventually "physically forced himself in through the front door," Corinth Police Captain Dell Green said.
"A scuffle ensued," said Dance, "and the intruder was shot three times, we believe. He then went out into the yard and fell."
Chief Dance said Boyd had previously been arrested for burglary and robbery and had also been shot during a prior attempt a number of years earlier. That incident involved an elderly man who, after experiencing a prior break-in at his home, rigged his door with a homemade alarm system. When he heard the aluminum cans he had strung around the door rattling, he told the intruder not to come in, that he had a gun. Just like his final burglary attempt, Boyd went inside anyway.
How Much Damage Can an A-10 Take and Still Keep Flying?
A lot as it turns out. Sometimes you really do need its triple redundancy - especially when you can see your landing gear through the wing. Amazingly this A-10 was eventually fully repaired and the pilot flew it again years later.
Hoping To Attract Soda-Hating Millennials, Pepsi Revives Soda Jerks
But if you read the article, it's not that Millenials hate soda - they're just migrating to premium beers and bourbons as they get older.
NFL Network Cuts To Commercial After Announcers Lose It over 'Team Beaver' and 'Team Bush'
Weekly Commenter Standings
Top 10 commenters:
1 [389 comments] 'Vic We Have No Party' [54.61 posts/day]
2 [360 comments] 'Christopher Taylor'
3 [359 comments] 'Ricardo Kill'
4 [340 comments] 'Nevergiveup'
5 [327 comments] 'ThunderB'
6 [314 comments] 'ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens'
7 [284 comments] 'AmeriDan'
8 [270 comments] 'Skip'
9 [252 comments] 'Village Idiot's Apprentice'
10 [249 comments] 'Bruce With a Wang!'
Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [109 names] 'D. Trump' [15.30 unique names/day]
2 [84 names] 'The Political Hat'
3 [54 names] 'Turd Ferguson'
4 [48 names] 'Amy Schumer'
5 [42 names] 'Curtis LeMay'
6 [41 names] 'Harold Stassen'
7 [31 names] 'ace'
8 [30 names] 'Geddy Lee'
9 [27 names] 'MTF'
10 [27 names] 'Mike Hammer, etc., etc.'
The group. Banned on 12 universities.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: speedster1 at May 01, 2016 11:45 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Miley's Tongue at May 01, 2016 11:46 PM (bIGOo)
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Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 01, 2016 11:47 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Chitown-Jerry at May 01, 2016 11:48 PM (UpGcq)
I'm sure you can just keep on importing Syrians and other assorted Middle-Easterners. Shouldn't make any difference. Do you really need Germans for Germany to be Germany? It'll just be Germany with a new filling.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 01, 2016 11:49 PM (R+30W)
http://degree180.com/8753-2/
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 01, 2016 11:50 PM (6FqZa)
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Posted by: jake at May 01, 2016 11:52 PM (okRFf)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 01, 2016 11:52 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 01, 2016 11:54 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 01, 2016 11:54 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 01, 2016 11:54 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 01, 2016 11:54 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Miley's Tongue at May 01, 2016 11:55 PM (bIGOo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 01, 2016 11:55 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 01, 2016 11:56 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: French Jeton at May 01, 2016 11:56 PM (WMvHw)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 01, 2016 11:56 PM (iQIUe)
That makes Boston's Big Dig construction sound hasty in comparison
Posted by: chemjeff at May 01, 2016 11:57 PM (uAvJJ)
What the fuck, the rest of you bastarss.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 01, 2016 11:50 PM (9ym/
I've been away you 'tard
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 01, 2016 11:57 PM (voOPb)
And yet I keep seeing article after article with headlines like "TARGET STOCK PRICE PLUMMETS AFTER BACKLASH".
I guess using that logic, Whole Foods, which is down about 5% as well and Walmart which is down 4% and Costco which is down 3% is also due to the backlash against Target.
Yeah that makes sense.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 01, 2016 11:57 PM (IH3+v)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 01, 2016 11:58 PM (9ym/8)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/726808576363212800
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/726809242456457218
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/726809514696151041
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/726810085998116869
Posted by: kbdabear at May 01, 2016 11:59 PM (Omhra)
You're all talk. I double dawg dare you to post a nudie of Cora
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 01, 2016 11:59 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Sven10077 at May 01, 2016 11:59 PM (S3Inb)
what these freeks will take up next is sort of scarry.
Posted by: jake at May 02, 2016 12:00 AM (okRFf)
And when he's really pissed off, Feminist fan-art of a TrigglyPuff/Lena Dunham/Yoko lesiban orgy...
Posted by: The Unseeable Hat at May 02, 2016 12:00 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 02, 2016 12:00 AM (auNsi)
Posted by: Sven10077 at May 02, 2016 12:00 AM (S3Inb)
Gotta love the seasoned citizen scofflaw who apparently never really learned his lesson.
Well, until now.
Posted by: speedster1 at May 02, 2016 12:00 AM (vUcdz)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/726810339019464705
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/726810576853278721
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/726810939408941056
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/726811964991746049
Posted by: kbdabear at May 02, 2016 12:01 AM (Omhra)
I don't think the trannies in the pisser is the end game.
what these freeks will take up next is sort of scarry.
Posted by: jake
They'll give you scars?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 02, 2016 12:01 AM (k4M/B)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 02, 2016 12:02 AM (voOPb)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/726812156260397056
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/726812352880988161
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/726812523475906560
Posted by: kbdabear at May 02, 2016 12:02 AM (Omhra)
what a poster girl for brain dead lilberalism
Posted by: jake at May 02, 2016 12:03 AM (okRFf)
The same GOP that never touched BarkyCare when there were must-pass bills? The same GOP that made sure taht all the funding for BarkyCare was straightened out and available well past the election? The same GOP that has been playing games with their pretend repeals of BarkyCare for 5 years? That GOP?
Big friggin whoop.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2016 12:03 AM (zc3Db)
Wow, my visual cortex just did an emergency shutdown and restart.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 02, 2016 12:03 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 02, 2016 12:04 AM (9ym/8)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/726812689205440513
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/726812866754535424
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/726813019485917184
Posted by: kbdabear at May 02, 2016 12:04 AM (Omhra)
I admit it, I wanna try some of Pepsi's 1893 soda.
In fact San Francisco (of all places) hit on the idea very early in the national debate. If a company or public facility truly feels that they must jump into this entire "degendering" fiasco, then in addition to traditional facilities for each gender, simply add on a third, gender neutral bathroom or other facility.
Walmart already does this, and they call it the "family restroom." The sign has the standard male/female symbols on it too. IMHO it's a decent solution.
When I was renting an apartment, I figured it was in my best interest to know what my real rights were versus what my landlord's were, so I read some of Leigh Robinson's (very funny, witty) books on being a landlord; I especially enjoyed his stuff about "constructive eviction." (Hint: it's a great euphemism, but misleading; ask me what it is.)
Anyway, the author was actually doing business in California, so he had info about rent control in San Francisco vs. Berkeley. Surprise: SF's rent control ordinances (at least, at the time his book was written) was actually not crazy liberal; one of the distinctions Robinson made was that if you write your landlord a bad check in SF, you get evicted, but *not* so in Berkeley.
Robinson seemed to be of the opinion that *some* rent control laws made sense, but not others.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:04 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: jake at May 02, 2016 12:04 AM (okRFf)
Mmm. Berliners.
Posted by: homer simpson at May 02, 2016 12:04 AM (f4AGl)
Posted by: Piercello at May 02, 2016 12:05 AM (RXfvh)
https://twitter.com/SeattlePD/status/726976276053917698
Posted by: The Hipppie-Punching Hat at May 02, 2016 12:06 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 02, 2016 12:06 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: jake at May 01, 2016 11:52 PM (okRFf)
Germany? Bloody? There's absolutely no precedent for anything like that!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2016 12:06 AM (EzgxV)
Mmm. Berliners.
Posted by: homer simpson at May 02, 2016 12:04 AM (f4AGl)
Ich bin ein berliner.
Posted by: JFK, language genius at May 02, 2016 12:06 AM (zc3Db)
https://i.sli.mg/CgQq8h.png
Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 12:06 AM (uAvJJ)
By the time they repealed it 50 something times I was done
Posted by: jake at May 02, 2016 12:06 AM (okRFf)
Posted by: Sven10077 at May 02, 2016 12:06 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:06 AM (E/vjf)
Posted by: Hillbillyking at May 02, 2016 12:07 AM (xyV6h)
The South will fries again.
In military aircraft other news, six Air Force F-35s tried to take off the other day; only one made it into the air. The others bricked due to software issues.
http://fortune.com/2016/04/28/f-35-fails-testing-air-force/
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2016 12:07 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 02, 2016 12:08 AM (f4AGl)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 02, 2016 12:08 AM (fC9RO)
n military aircraft other news, six Air Force F-35s tried to take off the other day; only one made it into the air. The others bricked due to software issues.
Doggone sequester.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 02, 2016 12:09 AM (k4M/B)
Target badly miscalculated.
People are hitting peak trans and fighting back.
The people most pissed off are lesbians who are being attacked for not wanting to suck off these "women". Apparently not liking chicks with dicks is bigoted now. The things these guys who call themselves shit like Violet Hunnysuckle is absolutely horrifying.
Backlash is coming.
Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:09 AM (E/vjf)
Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:06 AM (E/vjf)
Ctrl-A, Ctrl-C are your friends ... because you should know that you can't trust pixy with any truly worthwhile comments.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2016 12:10 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:06 AM (E/vjf)
Ctrl-A, Ctrl-C are your friends ... because you should know that you can't trust pixy with any truly worthwhile comments.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2016 12:10 AM (zc3Db)
*BURP*
Posted by: Pixy's Hamsters at May 02, 2016 12:11 AM (vBeA5)
I have a friend who is a big time feminist. She's not what you're probably picturing. She's prolife and friendly, but is pretty radical.
Anyway she found out about my anti creepy dude's who claim to be women stance and reached out to tell me she totally agrees but has to be quiet about it lest she be attacked. She did, however have lots of stories to tell.
So...trannies. They really, reall, really hate lesbians. The things they write about lesbians are horrifying. Why? Because lesbians, being lesbians and all, don't want to suck their dicks. That's the extent.
So these poor women are now being told that to be "progressive" they have to sleep with "women with penises".
This has caused many lesbians to hit what tumblr calls "peak trans." This is where you were going along with things so as not to be bigoted but then something happens to make you go NOPE.
So, the good news is more and more people are seeing the light and standing up to say "Calling yourself Violet Hunnysuckle doesn't make you a chick"
Target badly miscalculated.
Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:11 AM (E/vjf)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 02, 2016 12:11 AM (LWu6U)
Funny thing: the comments are oftentimes anywhere from 10 to 300 seconds long, and *I can tell* what kind of comment it's going to be by the length.
If it's 10-60 seconds long: the person is happy with their stay, they want to praise somebody, they want to talk about how their timeshare sales presentation went just right, they're excited about coming back.
If it's 61-160 seconds long: mixed bag, they had some good experiences and some bad experiences. Sometimes these are easy to get through if the speaker knows what they want to say, sometimes not. I admit, male speakers tend to be much more concise in their comments than women do on these calls.
If it's over 160 seconds long? Someone isn't just unsatisfisfied; they're fully butthurt and they want to whine. EVERYTHING has gone wrong for these people and they need to vent. NOT that all theri complaints are always invalid, but I can't tell you how often their calls consist of about 20% real concerns, 80% just whining and not feeling like Sheraton/Starwood "really cares."
I admit I like typing the shorties the best.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:11 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 02, 2016 12:11 AM (voOPb)
41 Hey Did You Know That The GOP-Controlled Congress Actually Repealed ObamaCare This January and That It Was Then Vetoed by Obama?
The same GOP that never touched BarkyCare when there were must-pass bills? The same GOP that made sure taht all the funding for BarkyCare was straightened out and available well past the election? The same GOP that has been playing games with their pretend repeals of BarkyCare for 5 years? That GOP?
Big friggin whoop.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2016 12:03 AM (zc3Db)
Failure Theater. At least it's not in the nude.
Posted by: eman at May 02, 2016 12:12 AM (MQEz6)
Didja ever do something that just left you with gut-wrenching cringe reaction? Not necessarily immoral or criminal, maybe others wouldn't even think twice about it, but you know you made a really boneheaded mistake? You just want to hide in a closet, not face the world.
It's like a physical wound, painful as all hell the first day, but gradually fades as you heal/get past it, except when the memory gets refreshed and it's like the wound re-opens with salt poured in.
No? Probably just me.
Howdy, folks. At least I didn't make the Top 10s of Shame.
Posted by: mindful webworker - mortal at large at May 02, 2016 12:12 AM (5a8XA)
The thought that the peoples of Germany will permanently stop killing after 71 years seems like you are inside your own OODA loop.
I actually think the whole eruopean thing will kick off in Denmark first
Posted by: jake at May 02, 2016 12:13 AM (okRFf)
Woohoo! Correct again.
Or correct once at least.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 02, 2016 12:13 AM (f4AGl)
Posted by: Socratease at May 02, 2016 12:13 AM (2GbWn)
what a poster girl for brain dead lilberalism
Posted by: jake at May 02, 2016 12:03 AM (okRFf)
That's why I have no problem whit her getting shit on.
It's not her looks, it her full on shitty soul and personality. She is vile.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 12:13 AM (hlMPp)
Every action I've ever taken in my entire existence (including this one!) Thanks, generalized anxiety disorder!
Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:14 AM (E/vjf)
Tell your friend
Women don't have penises
Men who pretend to be women do
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 02, 2016 12:14 AM (voOPb)
He was going on and on about how no matter what, he couldn't get Housekeeping to do anything to help maintain his room. He would call, he would go to the Front Desk... and get vouchers for free meals, but *no one* would clean the room. He was fed up.
So he finally approached a male person in the hallway who appeared to be on the Housekeeping staff and started talking.
The caller said that the guy looked him right in the eye and said, plain as day, "I do not speak English." Then he turned on his heel and walked away.
Okay, I admit it. If I were a timeshare owner and that happened to me? I'd break into the GM's office and be screaming for ALL of my money back immediately.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:15 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 12:15 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 02, 2016 12:17 AM (k4M/B)
Posted by: jake at May 02, 2016 12:17 AM (okRFf)
Men who pretend to be women do"
Oh she's way beyond that. She's about to go Allen G on the situation.
But the secret is that it's not just conservative women who are calling BS. The pendulum is about to swing hard.
Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:17 AM (E/vjf)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 02, 2016 12:11 AM (voOPb)
Regularly, or just the occasional between-meal snack?
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at May 02, 2016 12:17 AM (wKcQA)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 12:18 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:18 AM (E/vjf)
at what point do you call the police because you hear screaming, yelling, outside your house at 12:22 am?
Posted by: Moki at May 02, 2016 12:19 AM (ezHMO)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:19 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:19 AM (E/vjf)
Lauren, I hope you don't mind if I don't hold my breath waiting for that pendulum to swing. I hope it does, but.......
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 02, 2016 12:19 AM (voOPb)
Well, Mary gets things messed up because of miscommunication with Rhoda and gets Lou the elderly mother of the woman Rhoda actually meant. So he shows up and sees his date, an 80 year old woman.
It's hilarious. Of course, he doesn't have to heart to tell her, and has to take her.
My life is just so damned exciting now, that 40 year old TV shows of my childhood are now the highlights of said life.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 02, 2016 12:20 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 02, 2016 12:20 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: jake at May 02, 2016 12:20 AM (okRFf)
76-0540 had portion of its left vertical stabilizer shot away and still returned safely. For awhile the plane sported a chromate green vertical stabilizer with a big band-aid and the word 'OUCH!' painted on.
664 sounds like the A-10 that took I think an SA-14 into the wing. The strike destroyed two of the three wing spars. Fairshild Republic 'only' designed the A-10 to survive the loss of one wing spar. Still the A-10 managed to make it back to base. And like 664 after a lot of work to repair the wing spars and other damage, that A-10 flew again.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2016 12:20 AM (0Ef//)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 01, 2016 11:47 PM (6FqZa)
It wasn't exactly a walk in the park for me, either.
Posted by: bth's sink at May 02, 2016 12:21 AM (IcpWm)
The Dean Martin Show
Mary Tyler Moore
Laugh-In
Happy Days
Three's Company
Good times, good times.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:21 AM (ntObR)
Well my hope comes from the fact that the left is irritated by this shit too. They pushed too far.
Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:22 AM (E/vjf)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 12:18 AM (hlMPp)
*Rolls eyes* -- you're not going to stop until every bad outcome we've ever witnessed rains down upon you, are you?
Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2016 12:22 AM (EzgxV)
Jesus loves you, but the rest of us think you're an asshole.
And the Jesus that likes you isn't the son of God, but a landscaper in Tucson. Literally everyone else hates you.
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at May 02, 2016 12:22 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:09 AM (E/vjf)
_____
Just like the backlash against teh gheys was coming. Any day now I suppose.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 02, 2016 12:22 AM (IH3+v)
Posted by: Miley's Tongue at May 02, 2016 12:23 AM (bIGOo)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 01, 2016 11:59 PM (voOPb)
Here ya go:
http://savenaturesavehuman.blogspot.ca/2012/04/beluga-whale.html
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2016 12:24 AM (IcpWm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:24 AM (ntObR)
Shoot RWC
Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:19 AM (E/vjf)
Office crush who is no longer in my office (so no conflict, which was the main thing I was worried about but that's null.). Very friendly relationship but she's dropped I'll be back in (where I work) and I'm just down the road from you. Twice.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 12:24 AM (hlMPp)
at what point do you call the police because you hear screaming, yelling, outside your house at 12:22 am?
Posted by: Moki at May 02, 2016 12:19 AM (ezHMO)
We live in a small town. The across-the-street neighbor called the police non-emergency line on a meter-reader once.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2016 12:24 AM (EzgxV)
It's the super-left transies and lefties who appear to be screaming about bathrooms, not just gays.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:25 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2016 12:25 AM (0Ef//)
I self identify as an ette for the duration of this comment. Grab her boob. If you get slapped, she isn't interested. If not, you're good to go.
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at May 02, 2016 12:26 AM (e+1S5)
"
The gays weren't threatening to hate rape butch lesbians. Google the "cotton ceiling" if you want to read some really screwed up shit.
The more people who learn about it, the more who fight it.
Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:26 AM (E/vjf)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:24 AM (ntObR)
LOL. I ain't shit. I'll eat the hell out of that burrito. I'm swinging for a grand slam here. Even if I get turned down I tried.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 12:26 AM (hlMPp)
For goodness sake ask the woman to lunch!
Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:27 AM (E/vjf)
5. "Eeek!"
4. "Uh, NO!!"
3. (no response, is actually a mannequin)
2. "RAPE!!!1!"
1. "I'm a guy you moron!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:27 AM (ntObR)
Bruce Jenner took a piss in a Trump Towers ladies room just last week
Posted by: jake at May 02, 2016 12:27 AM (okRFf)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:28 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 12:24 AM (hlMPp)
"She wants it, Spaz."
Posted by: The Fat kid from Meatballs at May 02, 2016 12:28 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2016 12:25 AM (0Ef//)
Missed it.
But assuming it's not good.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 12:28 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:29 AM (E/vjf)
Oh, it's great advice.
First you boil it for three hours, then place it in the clothes dryer...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:29 AM (ntObR)
RWC: if she said that twice, then ask her out for coffee when she comes back. Coffee is safe, and can always lead to lunch and dinner. If she doesn't come back in, it was an off hand comment. The key is if she does come back in.
Posted by: Moki at May 02, 2016 12:29 AM (ezHMO)
The more people who learn about it, the more who fight it.
Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:26 AM (E/vjf)
_____
I thought gays were going to make everyone turn gay or something. I keed, I keed. I'm saying there is always a supposed backlash just around the corner against the left and yet that backlash never shows up.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 02, 2016 12:30 AM (IH3+v)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:30 AM (ntObR)
Small town, my next door neighbor is the cop. Fvcking Barney Fife was Serpico compared to this guy. His wife is cute tho
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 02, 2016 12:30 AM (voOPb)
What, no pepper spray? I'd say you're doing pretty well.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 02, 2016 12:30 AM (T/cxb)
For goodness sake ask the woman to lunch!
Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:27 AM (E/vjf)
Yeah I was thinking the same thing. This isn't rocket science - if you think there's interest, ask her out to lunch. If she's says yes without hesitation, that's an encouraging sign. If she makes excuses, well that's an answer too.
Posted by: Maetenloch at May 02, 2016 12:31 AM (wqVD1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:31 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 02, 2016 12:32 AM (voOPb)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIpkdusnIkE
That is the best eye movement since Susanna Hoffs in "Walk Like an Egyptian".
Posted by: rickl at May 02, 2016 12:33 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:33 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 12:24 AM (hlMPp)
Do you owe her money?
Just trying to get all the possibilities to examine, here ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2016 12:33 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 02, 2016 12:35 AM (IH3+v)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2016 12:35 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Gov Jerry Brown at May 02, 2016 12:35 AM (ntObR)
The worst part of asking a woman out on a date?
That moment of anticipation between the question and when she finally tasers you.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 02, 2016 12:35 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 02, 2016 12:35 AM (auNsi)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:37 AM (ntObR)
Why?
Because shut up racist!!
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 02, 2016 12:37 AM (IH3+v)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:37 AM (ntObR)
Pro Tip: Bounce your stuff at home. She doesn't want to see it.
Posted by: USA at May 02, 2016 12:37 AM (tfM+W)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:37 AM (ntObR)
No hablo.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2016 12:37 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2016 12:25 AM (0Ef//)<<<
So you want to see RWC to go up in flames?!
Posted by: zombie chemjeff steaks at May 02, 2016 12:37 AM (H9MG5)
or, alternate title
Searching For Peak Stupidity
It seems that a Texas mom received a $2 bill in her change at a convenience store. She gave it to her daughter to pay for her school lunch with. I'm guessing that she figured it would be a nice conversation starter.
Yep, it did -- with the police, after being accused of counterfeiting.
School officials, thinking the $2 wasn't real, placed a counterfeit pen mark on the bill and determined it to be a fake. The girl was removed from the lunch room, her $2 confiscated, and police called to the scene of the alleged crime.
The girl says that police told her she was in "big trouble" after responding to the counterfeit money claims and began questioning the student.
Peak stupidity. We ain't there yet. How many dumbass uninformed idiots does it take, all with apparently not one single Google search skill among them, to assemble this clusterfuck?
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2016 12:37 AM (gyKtp)
I read some of the exchanges. Again, we know this, but I must state obvious: damn, these people are batshit insane.
Also, the little secret is that many, hell maybe a majority of trannies are autogynephiles, the term for men who get off on the thought of them being women. They don't have the slighest real gay inclinations at all. They want to have sex with women as women themselves.
Now, wouldn't they be the ones who would really, really get pissed at gold star lesbos? Or hell, there's a hell of a lot of women that swing both ways who are disgusted by the "chicks with dicks" things. A man needs to be a man and a woman a woman.
The autogynpehiles would be really upset about that.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 02, 2016 12:38 AM (DW+jj)
Is this a challenge?!? We can top that!!
Posted by: Gov Jerry Brown at May 02, 2016 12:35 AM (ntObR)
____
It's been what, at least 10 years on the high speed train project without a mile of track laid.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 02, 2016 12:38 AM (IH3+v)
Lol. Owe her nothing.
*but I'd pay for it.....just sayin'
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 12:38 AM (hlMPp)
search on the 'hot crazy matrix' video. it is on youtube certainly
there is all the answers
Posted by: jake at May 02, 2016 12:38 AM (okRFf)
Posted by: Miley's Tongue at May 02, 2016 12:38 AM (bIGOo)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at May 02, 2016 12:39 AM (U6f54)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:39 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 02, 2016 12:39 AM (auNsi)
Posted by: Molly k. at May 02, 2016 12:40 AM (26YVt)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:40 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2016 12:37 AM (gyKtp)
_____
Peak stupidity implies in the future there will be less stupidity. I don't think we ever hit peak since the stupid will continually out breed the non-stupid. Mike Judge and all that.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 02, 2016 12:40 AM (IH3+v)
Posted by: Miley's Tongue at May 02, 2016 12:40 AM (bIGOo)
Posted by: Miley's Tongue at May 02, 2016 12:41 AM (bIGOo)
And that is the reason I spent 48 hours off the grid. Thanks for sharing publius. I wasn't willing to do so on a Sunday night after a perfect weekend
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 02, 2016 12:41 AM (voOPb)
Germans get shitfaced at lunch, at least the ones he worked with."
Of course. They had to eat with a filthy Scandi.
Up until relatively recently, the vending machines at the cafeterias for German auto industry assembly line workers included beer.
They had to take it out. The Germans' newly imported "diversity" shouted that they found it offensive to their delicate sensibilities.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 02, 2016 12:41 AM (noWW6)
The episode of Mary Tyler Moore they're running on MeTV...
MeTV keeps telling me the episode of Columbo that I'm watching is part of their last laughs Sunday night sitcoms.
Either I don't get Columbo or they don't get Columbo. Not sure which.
Posted by: Anachronda at May 02, 2016 12:41 AM (o78gS)
The autogynpehiles would be really upset about that. "
Yep. That would put their narcissistic rage into maximum overdrive. Those guys are legit scary. Rape and murder scary.
Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:41 AM (E/vjf)
Posted by: World's Most Disgusting Ever... at May 02, 2016 12:42 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: PaleRider at May 02, 2016 12:42 AM (wYRTH)
Wonder if it was due to trannies in the bathroom.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 02, 2016 12:43 AM (IH3+v)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:43 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:44 AM (E/vjf)
"Get groped in the bathroom by a tranny, take an extra 10% off your entire purchase!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:44 AM (ntObR)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/selection-du-weekend-190-58.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2016 12:44 AM (0Ef//)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2016 12:37 AM (gyKtp)
Is it possible the $2 bill was, in fact, counterfeit? They circulate so rarely that a counterfeiter might think, "Hey, I can run off some fake deuces, and nobody will know they are fake, because they see the real thing so seldom."
But the cops shouldn't be giving a little kid the third degree over what amounts to no wrongdoing on her part.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2016 12:45 AM (IcpWm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:45 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2016 12:07 AM (gyKtp)
That's UNPOSSIBLE! The F-35 fanbois say that the plane makes the Millenium Falcon look like a Ford Falcon!!
Posted by: kbdabear at May 02, 2016 12:45 AM (fxwLy)
garage. Mowed for a good hour then come in the garage and took them off.
Had a spider come off with the boot on the top of my foot doing spider
moves and shit."
Protip: if there's a shop vac in the garage, it'll make short work of ensuring there are no pesky arachnids measuring for drapes in your footwear. Vroom!
Posted by: torquewrench at May 02, 2016 12:45 AM (noWW6)
LOL. That's all the Air Force needs, is for five planes to be unable to land because their systems *insist* that minute on upgrading to Windows 10.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:47 AM (ntObR)
Got stranded in Bangor, ME one time because the MFDs in the C-17 went black when the crew tried to start the plane up for the trip home. We had to wait until the morning and fly home in a different C-17.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2016 12:48 AM (0Ef//)
Be well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 02, 2016 12:48 AM (voOPb)
MH jacks it to trigglypuff gifs, so feel free to ignore him.
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at May 02, 2016 12:48 AM (e+1S5)
Sue Grafton
'C' Is For Corpse
That's just good writing.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 02, 2016 12:48 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 02, 2016 12:48 AM (k4M/B)
Holy shit, you dodged a bullet it sounds like. If you see any tiny puncture wounds, or experience any symptoms, get your ass to the hospital stat.
Also, it is customary in the South to shake out your shoes/boots if they have been left outside of the house; now you know why.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2016 12:49 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2016 12:49 AM (zc3Db)
"It looks like you're trying to get back to base alive. Can I help?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:49 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:50 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: jake at May 02, 2016 12:50 AM (okRFf)
Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:50 AM (E/vjf)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 01, 2016 11:47 PM
Twas fun here, got the slow draining bitch to really drain. Forget the name of the stuff, but it worked well. If you wanna ask I can find it.
Posted by: Farmer at May 02, 2016 12:50 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:50 AM (ntObR)
Emily Ratajakakowckski
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2016 12:51 AM (zc3Db)
Dynamite?.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:52 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: AOP
No. The cop eventually took it to a bank, where they verified it was real.
The story was in Daily Mail a couple of days ago.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2016 12:52 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:53 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 02, 2016 12:53 AM (auNsi)
Posted by: Molly k. at May 02, 2016 12:56 AM (26YVt)
Posted by: PaleRider at May 02, 2016 12:56 AM (wYRTH)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 12:59 AM (hlMPp)
And the gays really don't care for the "chicks with dicks" thing either. I mean, a gay is attracted to men, masculinity. There's nothing feminine (well, in the bodies) there at all. They are not attracted to the basic female form, that hourglass shape that is hardwired into the normal male brain, for instance.
I think attraction to the shemale is just mostly with certain men who get off in that fetish/kink direction for some reason. While I don't know for certain, I doubt there are too many women who are attracted to it, regardless of their sexual preferences. I mean, I'm sure there's some, there always are with millions and billions of people.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 02, 2016 12:59 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 12:59 AM (hlMPp)
Hi Bebe! *gropes politely*
My girls are perfect, as usual. Fired up for Derby in six wakeups. Well, Cougar is, Princess is getting a sitter because Daddy is gonna get his drink on. And I've never been drunk whilst wearing a seersucker suit, so that will be new.
What's new in your world?
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at May 02, 2016 01:00 AM (e+1S5)
Be well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 02, 2016 12:48 AM
Nite MH. Be well. I'm old and tired.
T
Posted by: Farmer at May 02, 2016 01:01 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2016 01:01 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Jean at May 02, 2016 01:03 AM (cXiMR)
Glad they got the bitch on video.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 01:05 AM (ntObR)
Target: Spend the Money to Make Bathrooms Safe For Girls!
Posted by: Lily at May 02, 2016 01:05 AM (Qm82t)
That's pretty fvcking pathetic, and I'm not even a Rush fan.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 02, 2016 01:09 AM (Wckf4)
All you have to do is look at the transvestites and flamboyant trans-whatevers. They're parodying women in the most ridiculous ways. And some women just seem to eat it up.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 02, 2016 01:13 AM (Wckf4)
black when the crew tried to start the plane up for the trip home."
Infinitely preferable to having them go black in flight, and yes, that has actually happened before. Yoicks.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 02, 2016 01:15 AM (noWW6)
Wait to se.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA
If I were a betting man I'd say you'll both be enjoying a nice lunch together soon. If she politely declines, that's life too.
Doesn't seem like it will be a career effecting episode at any rate.
Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 01:16 AM (hg60H)
Posted by: Jean at May 02, 2016 01:17 AM (cXiMR)
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at May 02, 2016 01:19 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at May 02, 2016 01:00 AM (e+1S5)
Big shakeup at work. Survived the initial bloodbath. Trying to find a new tenant, threatening to sue old one who is threatening to sue me more. Back to working out like a mad woman to burn off the stress so I don't stroke out.
How's your shoulder coming along? Enjoy the mint juleps. They can be a thing of beauty.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 02, 2016 01:22 AM (BYJ2T)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 01:25 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Piercello at May 02, 2016 01:26 AM (RXfvh)
I had originally tried to get it off the stalk with a simple cut, but jammed 1/4" in, so I ended up dropping it with a ninja swooping move.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2016 01:29 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Piercello at May 02, 2016 01:26 AM (RXfvh)
What?!?!?
Posted by: Your cello at May 02, 2016 01:30 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Piercello at May 02, 2016 01:32 AM (RXfvh)
No more stall bathrooms. Individual, locks on doors, everyone wait your turn just like home. Single, 5 to 10 or 20 in a row, whatever the venue needs.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at May 02, 2016 01:32 AM (GzDYP)
jammed 1/4" in, so I ended up dropping it with a ninja swooping move."
Karambits trace their lineage to a humble field harvesting tool. Kukris, likewise.
It'll feed you AND it'll defend you.
Posted by: torquewrench at May 02, 2016 01:33 AM (noWW6)
Me: Didja ever do something that just left you with gut-wrenching cringe reaction?
Lauren #75 Every action I've ever taken in my entire existence (including this one!) Thanks, generalized anxiety disorder!
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I was just trying to minimize it, but, yeah.
It really must means we're getting wiser all the time, right? right?
Posted by: mindful webworker generally disordered at May 02, 2016 01:35 AM (xkaSw)
here, have a massage kitteh
http://tinyurl.com/hm4xlbz
Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 01:37 AM (uAvJJ)
== People having sex in the small private rooms provided by stores ...
Posted by: Adriane the Human Nature Critic ... at May 02, 2016 01:37 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: BignJames at May 02, 2016 01:38 AM (j7iSn)
*chocks a socked viola in a particular direction*
With a non-musician, no less.
Posted by: Piercello at May 02, 2016 01:32 AM (RXfvh)
So, what's the Penthouse Letters version of this one? "Dear Penthouse -- I never thought anything like this would ever happen to me....."
Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2016 01:40 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Your cello at May 02, 2016 01:40 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 01:42 AM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: Adriane the Human Nature Critic ... at May 02, 2016 01:37 AM (AoK0a)
Probably simpler to have rooms marked: Penis/No Penis.
Posted by: Michele Fields at May 02, 2016 01:43 AM (IcpWm)
And there is yet another date scheduled for this week, so things appear to be moving in the right direction so far, and at the right sort of sensible pace.
Posted by: Piercello at May 02, 2016 01:43 AM (RXfvh)
But... the cans were all rusted open.
It was Budweiser, anyway.
http://bit.ly/1TeR4ix
Posted by: mindful webworker baiting a churchkey at May 02, 2016 01:43 AM (xkaSw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2016 01:43 AM (IcpWm)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 01:42 AM (uAvJJ)
What's plugged into your USB ports? If it's your George Foreman grill, you're merely cooking a steak.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2016 01:44 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at May 02, 2016 01:44 AM (LldP5)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 01:42 AM (uAvJJ)
You're not supposed to grill your steak on the USB port.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2016 01:45 AM (IcpWm)
Posted by: Piercello at May 02, 2016 01:45 AM (RXfvh)
Heh.
*chocks a socked viola in a particular direction*
With a non-musician, no less.
Posted by: Piercello at May 02, 2016 01:32 AM (RXfvh)
Reminds me of the old joke.
What's the difference between a viola and a cello?
About 15 minutes in the fire
Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 01:45 AM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: dick butkis at May 02, 2016 01:46 AM (R5HRU)
I also have 2 dead USB ports on this machine, too. Maybe it is coming from those?
Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 01:46 AM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: MAx at May 02, 2016 01:47 AM (LAliD)
Evening horde. Nightmares and insomnia keeps me up.
Posted by: dick butkis at May 02, 2016 01:46 AM (R5HRU)
Hi there, honey
Posted by: Naked Trigglypuff in your nightmares!!!!!!!!!! at May 02, 2016 01:47 AM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: Piercello at May 02, 2016 01:48 AM (RXfvh)
These people produce what, exactly?
Offspring?
I don't think so
Posted by: navybrat at May 02, 2016 01:48 AM (8QGte)
I also have 2 dead USB ports on this machine, too. Maybe it is coming from those?
Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 01:46 AM (uAvJJ)
Uuuunnngggghhhh....
Posted by: zombie USB port at May 02, 2016 01:48 AM (EzgxV)
Finally, the mystery was solved: The $2 bill wasn't a fake at all. It was real.
The bill [was] so old, dating back to 1953, the school's counterfeit pen didn't work on it.
Posted by: mindful webworker in the vault at May 02, 2016 01:49 AM (xkaSw)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at May 02, 2016 01:44 AM (LldP5)
Seems to me a pledge to end the federal government death taxes would be a no-brainer for the GOP candidate, whoever that may be. Make the point, that while ostensibly aimed at "the rich" the death duties really wreak hardship upon the middle class, who find themselves having to sell hard assets at fire sale prices to pay death duties out of cash-poor estates. Meaning the loss of family homes, family farms, and family-run small businesses.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2016 01:49 AM (IcpWm)
Posted by: MAx at May 02, 2016 01:49 AM (LAliD)
Posted by: Naked Trigglypuff in your nightmares!!!!!!!!!! at May 02, 2016 01:50 AM (uAvJJ)
I hooked a box of 30 cal blanks fishing at Ft. Dix back in the '60s.
Posted by: BignJames at May 02, 2016 01:50 AM (j7iSn)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 01:50 AM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: MAx at May 02, 2016 01:50 AM (LAliD)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 02, 2016 01:51 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Naked Trigglypuff in your nightmares!!!!!!!!!! at May 02, 2016 01:47 AM (uAvJJ)
Hmmm....Trigglypuff or possession dreams......tough choice...
Posted by: dick butkis at May 02, 2016 01:52 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 01:46 AM (uAvJJ)
Laptop, or desktop? If desktop, some USB ports my be connected internally to the motherboard by extension cables, and could be unplugged from the MB to check for faults in the physical ports.
Sure you don't have a hardware key or flash drive plugged into a port on the rear?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2016 01:53 AM (IcpWm)
Sleep may or may not help.
Happy sockpuppeting to the Morons!
Posted by: Piercello at May 02, 2016 01:53 AM (RXfvh)
Posted by: Adriane the Human Nature Critic ... at May 02, 2016 01:37 AM (AoK0a)
As long as it's consensual, I don't care. Like on planes, but hurry up already. So people dream of having sex in a store bathroom? Sad. Teenagers have been busted in Home Depot display sheds in the parking lots, tho.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at May 02, 2016 01:54 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 01:54 AM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 02, 2016 01:55 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2016 01:56 AM (IcpWm)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 01:56 AM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: MAx
Never looked into this on a Prince type inheritance, but over a certain relatively small amount, doesn't the tax man come 'round again?
He didn't even have a will as I understand it. So I would assume tax shelters, foundations, etc. won't come into play.
Of course, I am clueless to the actual situation.
Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 01:57 AM (hg60H)
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Heh. Chemjeff, you missed the punch line in the USB grill story. It was
an April Fools joke. But a well-done one, no pun intended.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2016 01:56 AM (IcpWm)
Oh I didn't see that, but still kinda funny
Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 01:57 AM (uAvJJ)
It's really nice to have a sink that drains again though. And it's clean! Just brightens up the place.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 02, 2016 01:59 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 02:00 AM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: MAx at May 02, 2016 01:49 AM (LAliD)
But his corpse hasn't paid any taxes, yet.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2016 02:00 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Adriane the Human Nature Critic
Next stop, legally installed Glory Holes.
Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 02:00 AM (hg60H)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 02:01 AM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: Adriane the Human Nature Critic
Next stop, legally installed Glory Holes.
Posted by: AmeriDan
Add to that, "mandated".
Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 02:02 AM (hg60H)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 01:54 AM (uAvJJ)
I did a DuckDuckGo search for "power surge on USB port", and there were a lot of links. One suggestion: using Control Panel, uninstall any USB devices, and the USB hub, and reboot. The computer should autodetect the USB hub on bootup, and reinstall the drivers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2016 02:03 AM (IcpWm)
I don't think a will helps anything with the death taxes. I might be incorrect but I think a will is only useful for getting the estate through probate and disbursed quickly. But the taxes are there for anything left in the estate, will or not.
Rich people work to move all of their wealth out of their names before they die, so that they should die with almost nothing in the estate. That's the only way around the death taxes - at least that is my impression of things. Joint accounts with others before the death (so that they had access to, and basically owned, the money, already) ... stuff like that.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2016 02:04 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: sinalco at May 02, 2016 02:06 AM (yODqO)
http://tinyurl.com/h3spgoc
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 02, 2016 02:07 AM (6FqZa)
It's really nice to have a sink that drains again though. And it's clean! Just brightens up the place.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
Just read the label and go for the "works on everything" brand. I've never, ever, had anything but complete success with those. If you're in your long term place, they have a cheap plastic thingamajig that has little branches that you can shove down the drain and when you pull it out, it brings the hair with it.
Because that's what most sink drain clogs are about. Hair.
For the kitchen sink, buy cheap strainers the fit into the drain. These catch everything that will eventually clog a kitchen drain between clean outs.
Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 02:11 AM (hg60H)
Good night, Gracies. Don't let the bedbugs bite. Or the ticks. Or scorpions. Or those black widows... Peaceful dreams, now.
♥
Make a joyful noise unto God, all ye lands: Sing forth the honour of his name: make his praise glorious.
Posted by: mindful webworker lays me down to sleep at May 02, 2016 02:11 AM (xkaSw)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 02:00 AM (uAvJJ)
Good to hear, chemjeff. I hope and pray everything continues to go well.
Posted by: sinalco at May 02, 2016 02:12 AM (yODqO)
I don't think a will helps anything with the death taxes. I might be incorrect but I think a will is only useful for getting the estate through probate and disbursed quickly. But the taxes are there for anything left in the estate, will or not.
Rich people work to move all of their wealth out of their names before they die, so that they should die with almost nothing in the estate. That's the only way around the death taxes - at least that is my impression of things. Joint accounts with others before the death (so that they had access to, and basically owned, the money, already) ... stuff like that.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2016 02:04 AM (zc3Db)
Both Capital Gains and Death Taxes are essentially indefensible. If the government prints so much money that an ounce of gold moves from $1000 to $2000, they shouldn't be able to levy a tax of $250 from people who shifted $1000 from their cash pocket to their gold pocket and back. Similarly, if a guy earned $100,000 (and paid taxes of $25,000) and spent $90,000 for each of ten years....there's very little reason for the government to get another $40,000 of what he saved. They merely serve as benchmarks to the veniality of the bureaucracy.
Posted by: zombie USB port at May 02, 2016 02:14 AM (EzgxV)
I knew the taxman would get his grubby hands on a good portion of it if not set up some certain way. Apparently Prince did not choose to do that.
Ah, to be rich enough to worry about this stuff!
Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 02:16 AM (hg60H)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2016 02:16 AM (IcpWm)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2016 02:17 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: mindful webworker lays me down to sleep at May 02, 2016 02:11 AM (xkaSw)
Pull my finger.
Posted by: Satan at May 02, 2016 02:18 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: zombie USB port at May 02, 2016 02:14 AM (EzgxV)
Yep. Death tax, and capital gains tax are both essentially legal theft on the part of government, and double taxation.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2016 02:19 AM (IcpWm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2016 02:20 AM (IcpWm)
Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 02:16 AM (hg60H)
Or dead enough to not!
I guess Prince didn't care about preserving whatever he had made for anyone else. Sure, even with most of it taken there's probably still a nice sum left for someone, but I guess Prince just didn't really give a shit. He's dead. It's all the same to him, now.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2016 02:21 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
Yep, he really didn't give a shit it seems.
I read somewere- and for the life of me can't find it now- that the reason you see a lot of over the hill actors/athletes doing commercials when they never did before is a way of keeping money in the family tree.
Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 02:26 AM (hg60H)
Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 02:27 AM (hg60H)
I'd passed the TEST for E-5 and been recommended to be advanced and was waiting for confirmation.
But my advancing would leave the division with no room for 2 new E-5's.
So they took back the recommendation. I saw the paper work after I was discharged and they just scratched it through and rewrote that I wasn't qualified to hold that rating and therefor they rescinded the recommendation.
Voila, now they had room to advance 2 E-5's (they had room for one but not two my losing the rating gave them the extra.)
Why did they do this? I suspect they had sucked up to the chief of the division AND there is an incentive for any one who signs up someone for re enlistment (money, brownies points etc.)
Which is why I left the service as soon as I could.
And trust me, all organizations that claim they are built on merit? They lie. Merit can play a part but it's still who you know and who you blow that will get you advanced.
This particularly applies to military organizations.
That includes the police, fire and other quasi military organizations or enforcement arms of a department of the FedGov.
They will obey wrongful orders. They most likely will rewrite those orders to make them appear lawful after the fact.
One of the reasons why I decided not to join a police department gun club locally.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 02, 2016 02:31 AM (Xo1Rt)
lie. Merit can play a part but it's still who you know and who you blow
that will get you advanced.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 02, 2016 02:31 AM (Xo1Rt)
That, and being willing to re-locate, in my case.
Posted by: BignJames at May 02, 2016 02:39 AM (j7iSn)
yeah organizations that evaluate based on merit, what I have learned is, these evaluations are always relative, hardly ever are they held to some fixed standard
Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 02:40 AM (uAvJJ)
Were you an HT?
Yeah, lots of such ups in service, but I believe the majority would not turn on their on people.
Case in point... Robert E Lee.
Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 02:45 AM (hg60H)
what I have learned is, these evaluations are always relative, hardly
ever are they held to some fixed standard
Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 02:40 AM (uAvJJ)
In all such cases, those claims of meritocracy are just an ornament worn by vain people to try to look more honorable than they actually are. If there's not an objective standard, it's a just a popularity contest.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 02, 2016 02:45 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 02:46 AM (hg60H)
Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 02:45 AM (hg60H)
A great man from a more civilized age. In our present age of degeneracy, I'm not going to make any assumptions that require other people to behave honorably.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 02, 2016 02:47 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 02, 2016 02:48 AM (VdICR)
good night all
sweet dreams
and try not to think about Nekkid Trigglypuff
Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 02:49 AM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party
You have a valid point. A sad, sad valid point, but a valid point.
I consider myself a man of honor, but know I would never stand up to comparisons of those from that age and before.
Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 02:58 AM (hg60H)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2016 02:59 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 02:59 AM (hg60H)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 02, 2016 03:06 AM (Kucy5)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2016 03:24 AM (EzgxV)
That means in my state, Colorado, with a population of 5.5 million, there are maybe 7,700 who would qualify as transgendered.
On the other hand only 3 men in every 100000 get sex reassignment surgery. That means only 55 men (and about 20 women) get sex assignment surgery every year in Colorado, so that 7,700 number would have to be based on people who "identify" as transgendered.
So tell me again, why is this the civil rights issue of the day? And what is the urgency of the force of law to be applied?
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at May 02, 2016 03:30 AM (LldP5)
I was told there would be no math on the ONT.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2016 03:38 AM (EzgxV)
"Civil rights" and "justice" are to modern Americans what "threat to the state" was to Communists; an excuse to take away your rights in the name of the common good.
Equality? For normal people who don't want their 5,000-year old marriage ritual covered in fecal matter? For people who don't want sickos whipping their schlongs out in front of their daughters? For people who want the right to bear arms without justifying it to the government?
Bullshit.
Posted by: CrustyB at May 02, 2016 03:43 AM (Hnglq)
"Civil rights" and "justice" are to modern Americans what "threat to the state" was to Communists; an excuse to take away your rights in the name of the common good.
Equality? For normal people who don't want their 5,000-year old marriage ritual covered in fecal matter? For people who don't want sickos whipping their schlongs out in front of their daughters? For people who want the right to bear arms without justifying it to the government?
Bullshit.
Posted by: CrustyB at May 02, 2016 03:43 AM (Hnglq)
This nation prospers most when the inhabitants of Washington, D.C. matter least......to the point where the best case scenario for the United States would be if a foreign power detonated a nuke in DC.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2016 03:47 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2016 03:38 AM (EzgxV)
Oops. Sorry. I thought I was on the National Actuarial Society discussion blog. My bad.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at May 02, 2016 03:52 AM (LldP5)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained
Nope, Smart Military Blog. Moose out front shoulda told ya.
Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 03:56 AM (hg60H)
Posted by: Adriane the Math Critic ... at May 02, 2016 04:01 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Adriane the Math Critic ... at May 02, 2016 04:01 AM (AoK0a)
H8r!
The first number identifies as a "2" and how dare you oppress numbers with your Euro-centric "mathmatics"!
Posted by: Critical Mathmatics Theory graduate student at May 02, 2016 04:07 AM (vBeA5)
Here is "Shallow Water" by Electric Citizen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bWjN39ZXTA
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 02, 2016 04:14 AM (vBeA5)
Because I'm free to do what I want ... any old time ...
Posted by: Adriane the Math Critic ... at May 02, 2016 04:20 AM (AoK0a)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2016 04:26 AM (PFZvJ)
Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 04:28 AM (hg60H)
Posted by: CrustyB at May 02, 2016 04:34 AM (Hnglq)
Because the politicians & educators started years ago, so they have more experience and a slicker approach ...
Posted by: Adriane the Human Nature Critic ... at May 02, 2016 04:36 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Epobirs at May 02, 2016 04:55 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Adriane the Human Nature Critic ... at May 02, 2016 05:04 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2016 05:12 AM (PFZvJ)
Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2016 05:27 AM (PFZvJ)
Good Morning Morons. Today is Monday, May 02, 2016. On this day in 1611 the King James Bible was published for the first time in London, England, by printer Robert Barker. In January 1604, James I had convened the Hampton Court Conference, where a new English version was conceived in response to the problems of the earlier translations perceived by the Puritans, a faction of the Church of England. James gave the translators instructions intended to ensure that the new version would conform to the ecclesiology and reflect the episcopal structure of the Church of England and its belief in an ordained clergy. The translation was done by 47 scholars, all of whom were members of the Church of England.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 05:56 AM (vvmPQ)
Who are you going to believe, an Obama stooge or a contemporaneous report that has been redacted for years? I'll stick with the report because knowledgeable people have been saying this for years. And besides, this administration can't do anything but lie its ass off.
http://tinyurl.com/gud9o3u
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 05:56 AM (vvmPQ)
http://tinyurl.com/hw4p3hr
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 05:57 AM (vvmPQ)
http://tinyurl.com/zqy8nyg
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 05:57 AM (vvmPQ)
http://tinyurl.com/goetowz
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 05:57 AM (vvmPQ)
http://tinyurl.com/j78ano2
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 05:57 AM (vvmPQ)
http://tinyurl.com/j5ueor6
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 05:58 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 05:58 AM (vvmPQ)
http://tinyurl.com/jlju95m
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 05:58 AM (vvmPQ)
http://tinyurl.com/ja5euql
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 05:58 AM (vvmPQ)
http://tinyurl.com/gmoodo2
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 05:59 AM (vvmPQ)
http://tinyurl.com/hbtf5yf
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 05:59 AM (vvmPQ)
http://tinyurl.com/h534pw7
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 05:59 AM (vvmPQ)
http://tinyurl.com/jqz4bb4
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 05:59 AM (vvmPQ)
http://tinyurl.com/gmc9nhq
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 06:00 AM (vvmPQ)
http://tinyurl.com/h6ux9bk
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 06:00 AM (vvmPQ)
Conservative columnist George Will is calling on the GOP to keep Donald Trump out of the White House, even if he wins the nomination.
Will is not a conservative and never has been a conservative, and this statement proves it.
http://tinyurl.com/zvh7akm
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 06:00 AM (vvmPQ)
http://tinyurl.com/jcwcceo
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 06:00 AM (vvmPQ)
http://tinyurl.com/j9tjug3
That's it for today folks. And hey I made #1 on comments but it is more revealing that I did it with only 389 comments, mostly from posting news links. Are we losing Morons? The winner of the comment totals used to run between 400 and 500 comments.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 06:01 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 06:07 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Adriane the Human Nature Critic ... at May 02, 2016 06:08 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Adriane the Human Nature Critic ... at May 02, 2016 06:09 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 06:10 AM (vvmPQ)
Shrillary! for Jail 2017!
#BlueLivesMatter
#IfIWereAFailedStateWhatKindOfFailedStateWouldIBe
SMOD or Bust
Democrats Delenda Est
Posted by: The Twilight Chalkening at May 02, 2016 06:14 AM (wyeK6)
Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 03:56 AM (hg60H)
So, it's not an Indian chief??!? Damn these bi-focals.....
Retreat!!
Posted by: George Armstrong Custer at May 02, 2016 06:20 AM (wyeK6)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 02, 2016 06:22 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 06:25 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: creeper at May 02, 2016 06:27 AM (ghfOx)
Posted by: Cass Eliot at May 02, 2016 06:38 AM (vvmPQ)
With respect to those twenty-eight pages, they have a choice. They can either stonewall or lie. It looks like they've opted for the latter.
Posted by: creeper at May 02, 2016 06:39 AM (ghfOx)
choice. They can either stonewall or lie. It looks like they've opted
for the latter.
Posted by: creeper at May 02, 2016 06:39 AM (ghfOx)
That is all this Admin does. What they don't hide they lie about. But as long as the MFM and the RNCe let them get away with it they will continue.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 06:41 AM (vvmPQ)
bipartisan commission's report on the Sept. 11, 2001 terror attacks
contains uncorroborated, unvetted information that some could seize upon
to claim Saudi Arabian involvement in the attacks.
.
.
.
.
.So that pretty much confirms that Saudi Arabia coordinated, financed and planned the entire evolution on 9/11.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 02, 2016 06:45 AM (iONHu)
European carp have taken over Australia's waterways so their plan is to give them herpes to kill them all.
http://tinyurl.com/j78ano2
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 05:57 AM (vvmPQ)
Interesting. Asian carp are taking over the Mississippi. Carp are a tough specias.
Posted by: creeper at May 02, 2016 06:50 AM (ghfOx)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 02, 2016 06:45 AM (iONHu)
I think what we will find is that one, maybe two, members of the House of Saud financed the operation.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 06:53 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: creeper at May 02, 2016 06:50 AM (ghfOx)
They took over the Great Lakes years ago.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 06:53 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 06:01 AM (vvmPQ)
I'm just glad I'm off the wall of shame.
The numbers have been low - you can tell the ONTs are only 300+ by daybreak. I think the primary wars have taken their toll.
Posted by: @votermom at May 02, 2016 06:56 AM (nbrY/)
The numbers have been low - you can tell the ONTs are only 300+ by daybreak. I think the primary wars have taken their toll.
Posted by: @votermom
I don't post comments often. I did notice the "regulars" slowed down a bit when the TRUMP no CRUZ pissing contests started.
Posted by: Bruce at May 02, 2016 06:57 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: @votermom at May 02, 2016 06:56 AM (nbrY/)
I quit commenting on the primary threads. The constant flame wars between the opponents and the fly-by trolls gets old after a while.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 06:59 AM (vvmPQ)
between the opponents and the fly-by trolls gets old after a while.
.
.
.
.I just get up and leave when the #Trump and #Never Trump people start going at it. My house is cleaner....
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 02, 2016 07:00 AM (iONHu)
The police chief blamed them on less then one percent of the city population. Mainly gang members. Using ILLEGAL guns.
Since owning a gun in Chicago is illegal, does that mean all guns, or guns like fully automatic and sawed off shotguns, or,,,?
Posted by: Bruce at May 02, 2016 07:02 AM (8ikIW)
Germans. In Alpine streams, carp are a pleasant game fish. They found a whole new habitat in marsh-bottom.
Carp can "walk" -- wriggle through incredibly small amounts of water. They used to get out of the ditches and into fields and streets in NW Ohio when the water was up in spring. For a long time Archbold was the gefilte capital of the world.
The infestation in the Miss.valley, by report, was caused by them walking out of fish farms where they were raised for Asian markets. The solution is canning.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 02, 2016 07:04 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Barky O at May 02, 2016 07:04 AM (BO/km)
Then there is the persistent rumor that Brennan is a muzzie hisself.
Even snopes is unwilling to mark this rumor as false.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/brennan.asp
But they do include the fact that Brennan was sworn in on a copy of the Constitution, not on a Bible; that he was station chief in SA for many years, and that he praised the hajj, a muzzie ceremony that can only be attended by muzzies.
A couple of things snopes left out is him referring to Jerusalem as Al Quds, and him claiming that the Muslim Brotherhood is non-violent and largely secular, right before Egypt threw them out of office and arrested many of them. These things can be seen on youtube clips.
And now Brennan doesn't think much of those redacted 28 pages about SA's involvement in 9/11.
Well Mr. Brennan, I'm thinking you should go fetch your fucking shinebox.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2016 07:09 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: tsj017 at May 02, 2016 07:10 AM (jnAOr)
Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2016 07:12 AM (Fmupd)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2016 07:15 AM (Z65m4)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Brrrrr.... at May 02, 2016 07:16 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 07:18 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2016 07:22 AM (Fmupd)
https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/726871387214761984
Posted by: @votermom at May 02, 2016 07:24 AM (nbrY/)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2016 07:24 AM (Z65m4)
Posted by: Fish and Game at May 02, 2016 07:25 AM (/ciMI)
Kid who has never attended public school continues to not do so
Gets assailed, and defends himself with a few more choice words.
http://tinyurl.com/j7v9d3b
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2016 07:25 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Bruce at May 02, 2016 07:26 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 02, 2016 07:27 AM (CzhL0)
http://tinyurl.com/zfwqhhx
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It's a historic Orthodox Church in Manhattan.
In flames on Orthodox Easter.
I hope it was an accident and not arson.
Posted by: @votermom at May 02, 2016 07:27 AM (nbrY/)
Posted by: The chicken at May 02, 2016 07:27 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at May 02, 2016 07:29 AM (22uju)
Posted by: Bruce at May 02, 2016 07:30 AM (8ikIW)
In flames on Orthodox Easter.
I hope it was an accident and not arson.
Posted by: @votermom at May 02, 2016 07:27 AM (nbrY/)
If it were a mosque on a Muslim holiday, they'd be screaming about hate crimes before they even knew if it was arson.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 02, 2016 07:30 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 02, 2016 07:27 AM (CzhL0)
--------------
Many US universities are commie hellholes nowadays. We even have our share of it here in OK.
Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2016 07:31 AM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Bruce
And chickens!
Posted by: The chicken
I identify as a chicken, so it's my right to enter the same safe space.
Posted by: The chicken fckuer at May 02, 2016 07:31 AM (/ciMI)
I've posted this little nugget before but it bears repeating.
At the end of this congress the GOP will have controlled the house for 18 of 22 years and the senate for 12 of 22 years and the presidency for 8 of 22 years.
In that time the debt has gone from just under 5 trillion to just under 20 trillion.
So with regards to fiscal concerns the GOP has been fiscally reckless and the majority of our debt has been compiled under their ruinous watch.
The GOP is a fraudulent party and needs to be destroyed.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 02, 2016 07:31 AM (M+Oml)
Posted by: Fish and Game
What's the henweigh? What's the total punnage?
My truck is only a half pun.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2016 07:33 AM (Z65m4)
Posted by: Asian Carp at May 02, 2016 07:35 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: The chicken at May 02, 2016 07:37 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2016 07:38 AM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Brrrrr.... at May 02, 2016 07:39 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2016 07:40 AM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Late and short. at May 02, 2016 07:41 AM (WVsWD)
The GOP needs to be destroyed.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 02, 2016 07:41 AM (M+Oml)
Kid who has never attended public school continues to not do so
Gets assailed, and defends himself with a few more choice words.
http://tinyurl.com/j7v9d3b
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2016 07:25 AM (gyKtp)
I'm sure she got in based on her grades
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 02, 2016 07:41 AM (45oDG)
Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2016 07:42 AM (Fmupd)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2016 07:42 AM (Z65m4)
Posted by: Asian Carp at May 02, 2016 07:42 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2016 07:43 AM (V/InG)
its ass doing jack and shit the Donks were filling up the judiciary with
progressive apparatchiks.
The GOP needs to be destroyed.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 02, 2016 07:41 AM (M+Oml)
All those liberal judges are being confirmed by the Senate 100-0. So they are not just standing around, they are aiding and abetting.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 07:43 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2016 07:42 AM (Z65m4)
There is no more EMT on weekdays. Which is why I post the links on the ONT now.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 07:44 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2016 07:44 AM (Z65m4)
I'm sure she got in based on her grades
Posted by: TheQuietMan
You bet! She is one of the brightest students we've ever seen!
*seals transcript*
Posted by: School Administrators at May 02, 2016 07:45 AM (/ciMI)
Which is even more gauling because while the GOP made noises about using the nuclear option they rejected that in favor of turning judicial appointments effectively over to the Donks during Bush the lessers miserable reign.
When the GOP made noises about blocking Obamas appointments the Donks did not hesitate to shitcan the filabuster.
The GOP needs to be destroyed.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 02, 2016 07:47 AM (M+Oml)
Posted by: JROD at May 02, 2016 07:50 AM (wnwJC)
The GOP needs to be destroyed.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 02, 2016 07:47 AM (M+Oml)
And as I said at #324 they have given the Donks control of congress while they are in the majority.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 07:50 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 02, 2016 07:50 AM (/ciMI)
Any word on who won the "nerd fight"?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 02, 2016 07:51 AM (SeD0w)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 02, 2016 07:53 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 07:50 AM (vvmPQ)
Hard to believe with Paul Quisling as Speaker /sarc
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 02, 2016 07:53 AM (45oDG)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 02, 2016 07:53 AM (/ciMI)
Hmm. No. Germany stopped having kids a long tim ago. Most of my neighbors are not born here. In fact one-third of the residents of Germany were not.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at May 02, 2016 07:54 AM (Zqv3+)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 02, 2016 07:53 AM (/ciMI) Needed a good laugh this morning. Thanks Turd!
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at May 02, 2016 07:55 AM (22uju)
Posted by: Kreplach at May 02, 2016 07:55 AM (M+Oml)
Yet another Labour Party politician's virulent anti-Semitism exposed; Ilyas Aziz also echoed calls to ethnically-cleanse Israeli Jews.
Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2016 07:56 AM (V/InG)
"So with regards to fiscal concerns the GOP has been fiscally reckless and the majority of our debt has been compiled under their ruinous watch."
Nice. And the democrats? What is their role in all that?
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at May 02, 2016 07:58 AM (Zqv3+)
Which is even more gauling because while the GOP made noises about using the nuclear option they rejected that in favor of turning judicial appointments effectively over to the Donks during Bush the lessers miserable reign.
When the GOP made noises about blocking Obamas appointments the Donks did not hesitate to shitcan the filabuster.
The GOP needs to be destroyed.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 02, 2016 07:47 AM (M+Oml)
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I think it's been noted numerous times over the last few years the the GOP and the dems have become conjoined into one party. The American spirit of political debate is dead in DC.
We need to water the tree of liberty. It's just a matter of getting to the point where what's left of America become willing to make that sacrifice.
I'm not holding my breath.
Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2016 07:58 AM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2016 07:58 AM (Fmupd)
Wise move.
And I went to school
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2016 07:58 AM (V/InG)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 08:00 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Blind Pew strolling past the carp market at May 02, 2016 08:05 AM (ovJ4P)
The Donks have had control of the power of the purse for exactly 4 of the last 22 years.
When they had control they were an abomination it Pales in comparison to the carnage the GOP has caused.
We still aren't going to get a budget under Paul "totally CON-servative" Ryan's abysmal rule.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 02, 2016 08:06 AM (M+Oml)
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at May 02, 2016 08:31 AM (Zqv3+)
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The episode of Mary Tyler Moore they're running on MeTV...
MeTV keeps telling me the episode of Columbo that I'm watching is part of their last laughs Sunday night sitcoms.
Either I don't get Columbo or they don't get Columbo. Not sure which.
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I have MeTV too. Darn, I wish they'd put the old drama shows on earlier in the evening! "Route 66" (which they were running a while back), "Naked City" (no, youngsters, it ain't what you think -- it was a forerunner of "Law and Order"), "The Man from U.N.C.L.E.," "The Fugitive," "I Spy" -- that would be some dynamite stuff.
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