Overnight Open Thread (5-1-2016) – Victims of Communism Day Edition

Quote of the Day I

Biden's meetings Thursday with Abadi and other senior Iraqi officials focused primarily on making sure that the political strife in Baghdad was not interfering with military preparations to retake Mosul, Iraq's second largest city, from the Islamic State.

"We talked about the plans that are in store for Mosul and the coordination that's going on with all of our friends here," Biden told reporters after his meeting with the Iraqi prime minister. "And so, I'm very optimistic."

As he spoke, the vice president was standing next to Salim al-Jubouri, the Iraqi parliament speaker. He pointed to Jubouri and noted that they last talked in Biden's office in Washington. "This is an old friend," Biden said.

Less than 36 hours later, the protesters were dancing and stomping on Jubouri's desk in front of the parliament chamber. Jubouri had fled the building.

-- from an article on the collapse of Iraq's parliament

Quote of the Day II

So is Germany becoming less German? Not really. The German national character, like all national characters, is complicated. The old American TV show Hogan's Heroes, about U.S. soldiers in a German POW camp during WWII, featured two leading Germans at the camp: Colonel Klink, the disciplinarian, and Sergeant Schultz, who would always look the other way for a cigarette or a bottle of schapps. Clearly, the Brandt Airport and VW are more Schultz than Klink. The other Germany never really went away; Sgt. Schultz is still nursing his schnapps.

-- from an article explaining why the years-behind schedule, way over-budget, white-elephant Berlin-Brandenburg Airport will likely never open

Quote of the Day III

One word: Martland. Martland was not persecuted directly by soldier-hating suits like Acting Secretary of the Army Patrick Murphy (a career politician) or Secretary Designee Eric "Fabulous" Fanning. Martland's NCOER was deliberately crafted to harm him. It was prepared and signed by officers and NCOs who knew they were uttering a false instrument, knew they were rejecting the Army Way of criticizing subordinates face to face and in private, knew they were taking up arms in a political battle, and doing it on the side of falsehood, and injuring a good man who had done a good thing, because the Army had drifted off into a foamy pink froth of values that were politically constructed and inconstant. What would those people do with an unlawful order?

People who saw in their commissions, their documents of appointment of rank, their assignment to positions, not as a place to bring their own morals and character to bear, but a place where they would stake all on unthinking obedience? And rationalize it afterward?

That way? Go that way if you will. Be ready to board the boxcars. Your turn will come.

-- WeaponsMan on whether the military really would reject illegal orders

Quote of the Day IV

Unfortunately, the bathroom wars are likely just getting started. The Obama administration has already chosen sides. "This is a good illustration that the fight for civil rights is not over," White House press secretary Josh Earnest said of the North Carolina law. "The president, every time, is going to be on the side of equality and fairness and justice for every American." 

That sounds great, unless you're an American with traditional views on gender, your kids are in a public school, and the girls' locker room has just been declared a gender-fluid zone. Alas, my friend; you simply have the wrong thoughts. Sadly, in some cases, that's when "equality and fairness and justice" don't really apply.

-- Heather Wilhelm  in Why the Transgender Bathroom Wars Matter

Quote of the Day V

We know who Cora Segal is and we know what Cora Segal believes because Cora Segal has told us these things. Cora Segal is an activist, and when an activist goes to a public event and disrupts it by shouting obscenities - "F-k you! . . . Keep your hate speech off this campus!" - her public activism is newsworthy. Identifying her is not "doxing."

-- RSM on #TrigglyPuff

If I was more angry with you, I might include a picture of TrigglyPuff.

Reporters Get Into a Brawl at a White House Correspondents Dinner Party

Huffington Post reporter Ryan Grim went over to Fox New correspondent Jesse Watters  and started trouble over a 2009 incident.

whithousebrawl

Hillary Wants to Make It Illegal to Criticize Her

Of course she does.

Hey Did You Know That The GOP-Controlled Congress Actually Repealed ObamaCare This January and That It Was Then Vetoed by Obama?

I didn't and I actually try to keep up with this stuff.

It Turns Out That Prince That Was Really Working For the Government Over His Long Career

Both the federal government and Minnesota's state government will assess so-called "death taxes" or estate taxes on Prince's assets, taking away more than half his estate. Between his physical assets-cash, investments, home, etc.-and his future royalties, Prince's estate has been estimated to be between $300 and $500 million. .

The combination of Minnesota's top death tax rate of 16 percent, plus the federal government's 40 percent rate, means that over 50 percent of Prince's estate will go to the government.

Judge tosses part of ordinance requiring inspection of Seattle garbage cans for food waste

Target stock plummets as "transgender" bathroom boycott swells to over one million

This isn't the first time Target has dipped a toe into the troubled "gender identity" waters. Last summer we talked about the store's new policy of "de-gendering" the toys and clothing aisles so as not to offend anyone. The sad part of all this is that this stupid, pointless battle (which was clearly going to affect the company's sales no matter which way they went on it) was completely unnecessary. Just as with public, government facilities, there is a simple (if still costly) solution, assuming one believes that a solution is required. In fact San Francisco (of all places) hit on the idea very early in the national debate. If a company or public facility truly feels that they must jump into this entire "degendering" fiasco, then in addition to traditional facilities for each gender, simply add on a third, gender neutral bathroom or other facility. Then anyone going in can be informed that there is no gender requirement for occupancy and, likewise, the owner/management offers no guarantee as to the gender of the other patrons you may encounter in there. Alternately, when new facilities are constructed, put in multiple, single user facilities and just label them as "shower" or "bathroom" or "changing room."

Problem solved. Then, if someone wants to insist that they must be allowed in public facilities with people of the opposite gender, their true agenda is exposed. (You will be made to not only care, but to participate.) This is an important aspect of the conversation which the SJW all to often succeeds in suppressing. We aren't having a conversation here about discrimination or the suppression of anyone else's rights. Dress however you wish. And for that matter, the vast majority of us aren't going to care one way or the other what you call yourself despite the obvious denial of basic genetics and science on display. The real motivation of the SJW is to force such twisted claims on everyone else and mandate their participation even when it comes at the expense of the rights of the majority.

61-Year-Old Repeat Offender Shot, Killed by Homeowner

You can only avoid your Darwin Award destiny for so long.

Realizing his home was being broken into, the homeowner yelled, "Don't come in here, I have a gun!".

Boyd, with his face covered by a bandana, ignored the warning and eventually "physically forced himself in through the front door," Corinth Police Captain Dell Green said.

"A scuffle ensued," said Dance, "and the intruder was shot three times, we believe. He then went out into the yard and fell."

Chief Dance said Boyd had previously been arrested for burglary and robbery and had also been shot during a prior attempt a number of years earlier. That incident involved an elderly man who, after experiencing a prior break-in at his home, rigged his door with a homemade alarm system. When he heard the aluminum cans he had strung around the door rattling, he told the intruder not to come in, that he had a gun. Just like his final burglary attempt, Boyd went inside anyway.

How Much Damage Can an A-10 Take and Still Keep Flying?

A lot as it turns out. Sometimes you really do need its triple redundancy - especially when you can see your landing gear through the wing. Amazingly this A-10 was eventually fully repaired and the pilot flew it again years later.

Hoping To Attract Soda-Hating Millennials, Pepsi Revives Soda Jerks

But if you read the article, it's not that Millenials hate soda - they're just migrating to premium beers and bourbons as they get older.

NFL Network Cuts To Commercial After Announcers Lose It over 'Team Beaver' and 'Team Bush'

Weekly Commenter Standings

Top 10 commenters:
1 [389 comments] 'Vic We Have No Party' [54.61 posts/day]
2 [360 comments] 'Christopher Taylor'
3 [359 comments] 'Ricardo Kill'
4 [340 comments] 'Nevergiveup'
5 [327 comments] 'ThunderB'
6 [314 comments] 'ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens'
7 [284 comments] 'AmeriDan'
8 [270 comments] 'Skip'
9 [252 comments] 'Village Idiot's Apprentice'
10 [249 comments] 'Bruce With a Wang!'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [109 names] 'D. Trump' [15.30 unique names/day]
2 [84 names] 'The Political Hat'
3 [54 names] 'Turd Ferguson'
4 [48 names] 'Amy Schumer'
5 [42 names] 'Curtis LeMay'
6 [41 names] 'Harold Stassen'
7 [31 names] 'ace'
8 [30 names] 'Geddy Lee'
9 [27 names] 'MTF'
10 [27 names] 'Mike Hammer, etc., etc.'

The group. Banned on 12 universities.

Where it's at - the Twitter

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Posted by: Maetenloch at 11:45 PM




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1 Good evening!

Posted by: speedster1 at May 01, 2016 11:45 PM (vUcdz)

2 Ahhhhhhh!

Posted by: Miley's Tongue at May 01, 2016 11:46 PM (bIGOo)

3 Well.. here we go!! Best to you Maet!

Posted by: Chitown-Jerry at May 01, 2016 11:47 PM (UpGcq)

4 Yay!

So this afternoon I reamed out my bathroom sink. It's not as fun as it sounds. Yecch!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 01, 2016 11:47 PM (6FqZa)

5 2 classy and beeyootiful dames..

Posted by: Chitown-Jerry at May 01, 2016 11:48 PM (UpGcq)

6 >>>So is Germany becoming less German?

I'm sure you can just keep on importing Syrians and other assorted Middle-Easterners. Shouldn't make any difference. Do you really need Germans for Germany to be Germany? It'll just be Germany with a new filling.


Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 01, 2016 11:49 PM (R+30W)

7 Oh, and in other media news, the Washington Poo is full of lying stinkweasels:
http://degree180.com/8753-2/

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 01, 2016 11:50 PM (6FqZa)

8 #3 And I commnted shit here this week.


What the fuck, the rest of you bastarss.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 01, 2016 11:50 PM (9ym/8)

9 Howdy, y'all!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at May 01, 2016 11:51 PM (EzgxV)

10 Pardon me. Bastards.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 01, 2016 11:51 PM (9ym/8)

11 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 01, 2016 11:52 PM (T/cxb)

12 hi all

Posted by: chemjeff at May 01, 2016 11:52 PM (uAvJJ)

13 I think Germany is going to get really bloody first

Posted by: jake at May 01, 2016 11:52 PM (okRFf)

14 Woot woot ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 01, 2016 11:52 PM (voOPb)

15 You posters need to get your asses in gear.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 01, 2016 11:54 PM (9ym/8)

16 Victims of Communism Day, 2016

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=11659

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 01, 2016 11:54 PM (vBeA5)

17 Here is the "News of the Week" compilation of the news.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=11664

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 01, 2016 11:54 PM (vBeA5)

18 20?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 01, 2016 11:54 PM (hlMPp)

19 Germany: A Swedish friend of mine in the early 90s worked over there, said the Germans get shitfaced at lunch, at least the ones he worked with.

Posted by: Miley's Tongue at May 01, 2016 11:55 PM (bIGOo)

20
If I was more angry with you, I might include a picture of TrigglyPuff.

Or TrigglyYoko.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 01, 2016 11:55 PM (k4M/B)

21 Geebus. Slow as hell here tonight.

Thanks for the ONT Maet. Time to read some links.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 01, 2016 11:56 PM (hlMPp)

22 Night night, don't let the bedbugs bite.

Posted by: French Jeton at May 01, 2016 11:56 PM (WMvHw)

23 Boy, women looked both glamorous and wholesome back then.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 01, 2016 11:56 PM (iQIUe)

24 holy cow, so that Berlin airport has been in the works since 1991, and it still isn't finished?

That makes Boston's Big Dig construction sound hasty in comparison

Posted by: chemjeff at May 01, 2016 11:57 PM (uAvJJ)

25 8 #3 And I commnted shit here this week.


What the fuck, the rest of you bastarss.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 01, 2016 11:50 PM (9ym/

I've been away you 'tard

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 01, 2016 11:57 PM (voOPb)

26 I said this yesterday and will say it again tonight...the Target stock price drop doesn't mean shit in terms of the bathroom policy. Every big box retailer is down by 3-5% since April 19th, when Target announced the policy.

And yet I keep seeing article after article with headlines like "TARGET STOCK PRICE PLUMMETS AFTER BACKLASH".

I guess using that logic, Whole Foods, which is down about 5% as well and Walmart which is down 4% and Costco which is down 3% is also due to the backlash against Target.

Yeah that makes sense.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 01, 2016 11:57 PM (IH3+v)

27 "I've been away you 'tard "



The cabin? Anybody canoodle it

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 01, 2016 11:58 PM (9ym/8)

28 Sunday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/726808576363212800

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/726809242456457218

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/726809514696151041

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/726810085998116869

Posted by: kbdabear at May 01, 2016 11:59 PM (Omhra)

29 >>>If I was more angry with you, I might include a picture of TrigglyPuff.


You're all talk. I double dawg dare you to post a nudie of Cora

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 01, 2016 11:59 PM (voOPb)

30 I won!

I won!

Nice ONT Maet, congrats/commiserations to the top 10sm

Posted by: Sven10077 at May 01, 2016 11:59 PM (S3Inb)

31 I don't think the trannies in the pisser is the end game.

what these freeks will take up next is sort of scarry.

Posted by: jake at May 02, 2016 12:00 AM (okRFf)

32 If I was more angry with you, I might include a picture of TrigglyPuff.

And when he's really pissed off, Feminist fan-art of a TrigglyPuff/Lena Dunham/Yoko lesiban orgy...

Posted by: The Unseeable Hat at May 02, 2016 12:00 AM (vBeA5)

33 Hodor!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 02, 2016 12:00 AM (auNsi)

34 29 Misanthropic H,

You win, I just can't even...

Posted by: Sven10077 at May 02, 2016 12:00 AM (S3Inb)

35 And Thank You, Maet, for the terrific ONT.

Gotta love the seasoned citizen scofflaw who apparently never really learned his lesson.

Well, until now.

Posted by: speedster1 at May 02, 2016 12:00 AM (vUcdz)

36 Sunday Night ONT Compliance Pics - Part 2

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/726810339019464705

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/726810576853278721

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/726810939408941056

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/726811964991746049



Posted by: kbdabear at May 02, 2016 12:01 AM (Omhra)

37
I don't think the trannies in the pisser is the end game.
what these freeks will take up next is sort of scarry.
Posted by: jake


They'll give you scars?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 02, 2016 12:01 AM (k4M/B)

38 >>>You win, I just can't even...

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 02, 2016 12:02 AM (voOPb)

39 Sunday Night ONT Compliance Pics - Part 3

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/726812156260397056

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/726812352880988161

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/726812523475906560

Posted by: kbdabear at May 02, 2016 12:02 AM (Omhra)

40 I think this Cora chick's ugly starts on the inside and the outside is a result of that.

what a poster girl for brain dead lilberalism

Posted by: jake at May 02, 2016 12:03 AM (okRFf)

41 Hey Did You Know That The GOP-Controlled Congress Actually Repealed ObamaCare This January and That It Was Then Vetoed by Obama?

The same GOP that never touched BarkyCare when there were must-pass bills? The same GOP that made sure taht all the funding for BarkyCare was straightened out and available well past the election? The same GOP that has been playing games with their pretend repeals of BarkyCare for 5 years? That GOP?

Big friggin whoop.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2016 12:03 AM (zc3Db)

42 You're all talk. I double dawg dare you to post a nudie of Cora

Wow, my visual cortex just did an emergency shutdown and restart.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 02, 2016 12:03 AM (T/cxb)

43 Crap, guess I gotta go bed,

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 02, 2016 12:04 AM (9ym/8)

44 Sunday Night ONT Compliance Pics - Part 4

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/726812689205440513

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/726812866754535424

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/726813019485917184

Posted by: kbdabear at May 02, 2016 12:04 AM (Omhra)

45 Hey everybody.

I admit it, I wanna try some of Pepsi's 1893 soda.

In fact San Francisco (of all places) hit on the idea very early in the national debate. If a company or public facility truly feels that they must jump into this entire "degendering" fiasco, then in addition to traditional facilities for each gender, simply add on a third, gender neutral bathroom or other facility.

Walmart already does this, and they call it the "family restroom." The sign has the standard male/female symbols on it too. IMHO it's a decent solution.

When I was renting an apartment, I figured it was in my best interest to know what my real rights were versus what my landlord's were, so I read some of Leigh Robinson's (very funny, witty) books on being a landlord; I especially enjoyed his stuff about "constructive eviction." (Hint: it's a great euphemism, but misleading; ask me what it is.)

Anyway, the author was actually doing business in California, so he had info about rent control in San Francisco vs. Berkeley. Surprise: SF's rent control ordinances (at least, at the time his book was written) was actually not crazy liberal; one of the distinctions Robinson made was that if you write your landlord a bad check in SF, you get evicted, but *not* so in Berkeley.

Robinson seemed to be of the opinion that *some* rent control laws made sense, but not others.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:04 AM (ntObR)

46 scars dude, scars every where

Posted by: jake at May 02, 2016 12:04 AM (okRFf)

47 It'll just be Germany with a new filling.
Mmm. Berliners.

Posted by: homer simpson at May 02, 2016 12:04 AM (f4AGl)

48 ONT FTW. Nicely done, Maet.

Posted by: Piercello at May 02, 2016 12:05 AM (RXfvh)

49 Some of the weapons collected at tonight's protest, incl Molotov #MayDaySea

https://twitter.com/SeattlePD/status/726976276053917698

Posted by: The Hipppie-Punching Hat at May 02, 2016 12:06 AM (vBeA5)

50 Nite RK.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 02, 2016 12:06 AM (voOPb)

51 13 I think Germany is going to get really bloody first

Posted by: jake at May 01, 2016 11:52 PM (okRFf)



Germany? Bloody? There's absolutely no precedent for anything like that!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2016 12:06 AM (EzgxV)

52 It'll just be Germany with a new filling.
Mmm. Berliners.

Posted by: homer simpson at May 02, 2016 12:04 AM (f4AGl)


Ich bin ein berliner.

Posted by: JFK, language genius at May 02, 2016 12:06 AM (zc3Db)

53 Of course, there is always TrigglyPuff's (alleged) OKCupid dating profile...

https://i.sli.mg/CgQq8h.png

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 12:06 AM (uAvJJ)

54 I caught on tho GOPe as super fukko's when they repealed Obama Care about 35 times.

By the time they repealed it 50 something times I was done

Posted by: jake at May 02, 2016 12:06 AM (okRFf)

55 Moog

Posted by: Sven10077 at May 02, 2016 12:06 AM (g8Hfr)

56 Doh! Wrote a long ass comment and pixy are it.

Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:06 AM (E/vjf)

57 Tyrion and the Dragons was very well done.

Evenin Horde..

Posted by: Hillbillyking at May 02, 2016 12:07 AM (xyV6h)

58 In honor of the last thread,

The South will fries again.


In military aircraft other news, six Air Force F-35s tried to take off the other day; only one made it into the air. The others bricked due to software issues.

http://fortune.com/2016/04/28/f-35-fails-testing-air-force/

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2016 12:07 AM (gyKtp)

59 #56 Will using your browser's "back" arrow get it back, Lauren? It's worked for me in the past.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 02, 2016 12:08 AM (f4AGl)

60 My formerly lib, now libertarian, sister is considering joining the Air Force. What the fuck is going on with the world?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 02, 2016 12:08 AM (fC9RO)

61
n military aircraft other news, six Air Force F-35s tried to take off the other day; only one made it into the air. The others bricked due to software issues.

Doggone sequester.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 02, 2016 12:09 AM (k4M/B)

62 Short version:

Target badly miscalculated.

People are hitting peak trans and fighting back.

The people most pissed off are lesbians who are being attacked for not wanting to suck off these "women". Apparently not liking chicks with dicks is bigoted now. The things these guys who call themselves shit like Violet Hunnysuckle is absolutely horrifying.

Backlash is coming.

Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:09 AM (E/vjf)

63 Doh! Wrote a long ass comment and pixy are it.

Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:06 AM (E/vjf)


Ctrl-A, Ctrl-C are your friends ... because you should know that you can't trust pixy with any truly worthwhile comments.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2016 12:10 AM (zc3Db)

64 Doh! Wrote a long ass comment and pixy are it.

Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:06 AM (E/vjf)

Ctrl-A, Ctrl-C are your friends ... because you should know that you can't trust pixy with any truly worthwhile comments.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2016 12:10 AM (zc3Db)


*BURP*

Posted by: Pixy's Hamsters at May 02, 2016 12:11 AM (vBeA5)

65 (Hey, hitting back a bunch worked! Thanks! Ok here's the long version)

I have a friend who is a big time feminist. She's not what you're probably picturing. She's prolife and friendly, but is pretty radical.

Anyway she found out about my anti creepy dude's who claim to be women stance and reached out to tell me she totally agrees but has to be quiet about it lest she be attacked. She did, however have lots of stories to tell.

So...trannies. They really, reall, really hate lesbians. The things they write about lesbians are horrifying. Why? Because lesbians, being lesbians and all, don't want to suck their dicks. That's the extent.

So these poor women are now being told that to be "progressive" they have to sleep with "women with penises".

This has caused many lesbians to hit what tumblr calls "peak trans." This is where you were going along with things so as not to be bigoted but then something happens to make you go NOPE.

So, the good news is more and more people are seeing the light and standing up to say "Calling yourself Violet Hunnysuckle doesn't make you a chick"

Target badly miscalculated.

Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:11 AM (E/vjf)

66 The ONT gods are in a good mood. Yeeeah!

I shall sacrifice a fifth of value-rite in thankfulness.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 02, 2016 12:11 AM (LWu6U)

67 Oh, and I think I've shared here before: I earn a bit of extra money, typing/transcribing guest comments (complaints, praises, information) for people who are staying at various Sheraton and Starwood hotels across the country.

Funny thing: the comments are oftentimes anywhere from 10 to 300 seconds long, and *I can tell* what kind of comment it's going to be by the length.

If it's 10-60 seconds long: the person is happy with their stay, they want to praise somebody, they want to talk about how their timeshare sales presentation went just right, they're excited about coming back.

If it's 61-160 seconds long: mixed bag, they had some good experiences and some bad experiences. Sometimes these are easy to get through if the speaker knows what they want to say, sometimes not. I admit, male speakers tend to be much more concise in their comments than women do on these calls.

If it's over 160 seconds long? Someone isn't just unsatisfisfied; they're fully butthurt and they want to whine. EVERYTHING has gone wrong for these people and they need to vent. NOT that all theri complaints are always invalid, but I can't tell you how often their calls consist of about 20% real concerns, 80% just whining and not feeling like Sheraton/Starwood "really cares."

I admit I like typing the shorties the best.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:11 AM (ntObR)

68 Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 12:06 AM (uAvJJ)

She has cats, I never would've guessed

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 02, 2016 12:11 AM (voOPb)

69
41 Hey Did You Know That The GOP-Controlled Congress Actually Repealed ObamaCare This January and That It Was Then Vetoed by Obama?

The same GOP that never touched BarkyCare when there were must-pass bills? The same GOP that made sure taht all the funding for BarkyCare was straightened out and available well past the election? The same GOP that has been playing games with their pretend repeals of BarkyCare for 5 years? That GOP?

Big friggin whoop.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2016 12:03 AM (zc3Db)


Failure Theater. At least it's not in the nude.

Posted by: eman at May 02, 2016 12:12 AM (MQEz6)

70 Most of you being true Morons, with no sense of shame, you may not understand this, but some might.

Didja ever do something that just left you with gut-wrenching cringe reaction? Not necessarily immoral or criminal, maybe others wouldn't even think twice about it, but you know you made a really boneheaded mistake? You just want to hide in a closet, not face the world.

It's like a physical wound, painful as all hell the first day, but gradually fades as you heal/get past it, except when the memory gets refreshed and it's like the wound re-opens with salt poured in.

No? Probably just me.

Howdy, folks. At least I didn't make the Top 10s of Shame.

Posted by: mindful webworker - mortal at large at May 02, 2016 12:12 AM (5a8XA)

71 The peoples of Africa and the ME have been killing each other for thousands of years.

The thought that the peoples of Germany will permanently stop killing after 71 years seems like you are inside your own OODA loop.

I actually think the whole eruopean thing will kick off in Denmark first

Posted by: jake at May 02, 2016 12:13 AM (okRFf)

72 (Hey, hitting back a bunch worked! Thanks! Ok here's the long version)
Woohoo! Correct again.

Or correct once at least.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 02, 2016 12:13 AM (f4AGl)

73 I'm waiting for the 1891 vintage Coca-Cola with real cocaine in it.

Posted by: Socratease at May 02, 2016 12:13 AM (2GbWn)

74 40 I think this Cora chick's ugly starts on the inside and the outside is a result of that.

what a poster girl for brain dead lilberalism
Posted by: jake at May 02, 2016 12:03 AM (okRFf)

That's why I have no problem whit her getting shit on.

It's not her looks, it her full on shitty soul and personality. She is vile.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 12:13 AM (hlMPp)

75 "Didja ever do something that just left you with gut-wrenching cringe reaction?"

Every action I've ever taken in my entire existence (including this one!) Thanks, generalized anxiety disorder!

Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:14 AM (E/vjf)

76 Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:11 AM (E/vjf)

Tell your friend

Women don't have penises
Men who pretend to be women do

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 02, 2016 12:14 AM (voOPb)

77 There was *one* experience I transcribed for a Sheraton caller today, during his 3-plus-minute rant, that was, I admit, galling:

He was going on and on about how no matter what, he couldn't get Housekeeping to do anything to help maintain his room. He would call, he would go to the Front Desk... and get vouchers for free meals, but *no one* would clean the room. He was fed up.

So he finally approached a male person in the hallway who appeared to be on the Housekeeping staff and started talking.

The caller said that the guy looked him right in the eye and said, plain as day, "I do not speak English." Then he turned on his heel and walked away.

Okay, I admit it. If I were a timeshare owner and that happened to me? I'd break into the GM's office and be screaming for ALL of my money back immediately.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:15 AM (ntObR)

78 With.

It's.

Fuck you auto cucumber.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 12:15 AM (hlMPp)

79
Backlash is coming.

Promises. Promises.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 02, 2016 12:17 AM (k4M/B)

80 ya, that pic of Caitlyn Jenner grinding on that other chick is scarring.

don't looks if you can

Posted by: jake at May 02, 2016 12:17 AM (okRFf)

81 "Women don't have penises
Men who pretend to be women do"

Oh she's way beyond that. She's about to go Allen G on the situation.

But the secret is that it's not just conservative women who are calling BS. The pendulum is about to swing hard.

Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:17 AM (E/vjf)

82 She has cats, I never would've guessed
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 02, 2016 12:11 AM (voOPb)


Regularly, or just the occasional between-meal snack?

Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at May 02, 2016 12:17 AM (wKcQA)

83 Any ettes present? Need to bounce some stuff (office crush v 2.7)

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 12:18 AM (hlMPp)

84 Cora's a nice name though. Shame it's attached to such a horrible creature.

Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:18 AM (E/vjf)

85 evening yall


at what point do you call the police because you hear screaming, yelling, outside your house at 12:22 am?

Posted by: Moki at May 02, 2016 12:19 AM (ezHMO)

86 Isn't Cora one of the SJWs Crowder eviscerated at his recent college appearance?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:19 AM (ntObR)

87 *puts on relationship advice hat*

Shoot RWC

Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:19 AM (E/vjf)

88 >>>The pendulum is about to swing hard.


Lauren, I hope you don't mind if I don't hold my breath waiting for that pendulum to swing. I hope it does, but.......

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 02, 2016 12:19 AM (voOPb)

89 The episode of Mary Tyler Moore they're running on MeTV tonight is the one where Lou barks at Mary to get him a date to go to this awards dinner thing. His separate wife was showing up with a date and he wanted one to compete.

Well, Mary gets things messed up because of miscommunication with Rhoda and gets Lou the elderly mother of the woman Rhoda actually meant. So he shows up and sees his date, an 80 year old woman.

It's hilarious. Of course, he doesn't have to heart to tell her, and has to take her.

My life is just so damned exciting now, that 40 year old TV shows of my childhood are now the highlights of said life.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 02, 2016 12:20 AM (DW+jj)

90 86 Isn't Cora one of the SJWs Crowder eviscerated at his recent college appearance?


Yes

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 02, 2016 12:20 AM (voOPb)

91 what time is the 2 minutes of hate scheduled for tomorrow?

don't want to be caught missing that

Posted by: jake at May 02, 2016 12:20 AM (okRFf)

92 80-0186 A-10A assigned to the 23rd TFW Provisional suffered a similar shredding. Took a strike that ripped the right leading wing edge from the landing gear fairing halfway to the outboard bomb pylon. Also spattered the right vertical stabilizer with damage. Plane still returned to base.

76-0540 had portion of its left vertical stabilizer shot away and still returned safely. For awhile the plane sported a chromate green vertical stabilizer with a big band-aid and the word 'OUCH!' painted on.

664 sounds like the A-10 that took I think an SA-14 into the wing. The strike destroyed two of the three wing spars. Fairshild Republic 'only' designed the A-10 to survive the loss of one wing spar. Still the A-10 managed to make it back to base. And like 664 after a lot of work to repair the wing spars and other damage, that A-10 flew again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2016 12:20 AM (0Ef//)

93 So this afternoon I reamed out my bathroom sink. It's not as fun as it sounds. Yecch!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 01, 2016 11:47 PM (6FqZa)


It wasn't exactly a walk in the park for me, either.

Posted by: bth's sink at May 02, 2016 12:21 AM (IcpWm)

94 Shows my parents loved, that I enjoyed watching with 'em:

The Dean Martin Show
Mary Tyler Moore
Laugh-In
Happy Days
Three's Company

Good times, good times.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:21 AM (ntObR)

95 "Lauren, I hope you don't mind if I don't hold my breath waiting for that pendulum to swing. I hope it does, but......."

Well my hope comes from the fact that the left is irritated by this shit too. They pushed too far.

Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:22 AM (E/vjf)

96 83 Any ettes present? Need to bounce some stuff (office crush v 2.7)

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 12:18 AM (hlMPp)



*Rolls eyes* -- you're not going to stop until every bad outcome we've ever witnessed rains down upon you, are you?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2016 12:22 AM (EzgxV)

97 >>>You're all talk. I double dawg dare you to post a nudie of Cora

Jesus loves you, but the rest of us think you're an asshole.

And the Jesus that likes you isn't the son of God, but a landscaper in Tucson. Literally everyone else hates you.

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at May 02, 2016 12:22 AM (e+1S5)

98 Backlash is coming.
Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:09 AM (E/vjf)

_____

Just like the backlash against teh gheys was coming. Any day now I suppose.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 02, 2016 12:22 AM (IH3+v)

99 #70 Yep, and every time you open it in your mind, it's like all new and yucky again. *cringe*

Posted by: Miley's Tongue at May 02, 2016 12:23 AM (bIGOo)

100 You're all talk. I double dawg dare you to post a nudie of Cora

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 01, 2016 11:59 PM (voOPb)


Here ya go:


http://savenaturesavehuman.blogspot.ca/2012/04/beluga-whale.html

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2016 12:24 AM (IcpWm)

101 RWC, yeah yeah yeah we get it. You're hot hot stuff and we aren't. I'd share more but I've got a burrito to heat up in the microwave. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:24 AM (ntObR)

102 87 *puts on relationship advice hat*

Shoot RWC
Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:19 AM (E/vjf)

Office crush who is no longer in my office (so no conflict, which was the main thing I was worried about but that's null.). Very friendly relationship but she's dropped I'll be back in (where I work) and I'm just down the road from you. Twice.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 12:24 AM (hlMPp)

103 85 evening yall


at what point do you call the police because you hear screaming, yelling, outside your house at 12:22 am?

Posted by: Moki at May 02, 2016 12:19 AM (ezHMO)



We live in a small town. The across-the-street neighbor called the police non-emergency line on a meter-reader once.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2016 12:24 AM (EzgxV)

104 The gays seem to have more or less shut up now that they got marriage.

It's the super-left transies and lefties who appear to be screaming about bathrooms, not just gays.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:25 AM (ntObR)

105 RWC.... *sigh* You might as well ask ChemJeff for how to cook a steak.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2016 12:25 AM (0Ef//)

106 >>>Any ettes present? Need to bounce some stuff (office crush v 2.7)

I self identify as an ette for the duration of this comment. Grab her boob. If you get slapped, she isn't interested. If not, you're good to go.

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at May 02, 2016 12:26 AM (e+1S5)

107 "Just like the backlash against teh gheys was coming. Any day now I suppose.
"

The gays weren't threatening to hate rape butch lesbians. Google the "cotton ceiling" if you want to read some really screwed up shit.

The more people who learn about it, the more who fight it.

Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:26 AM (E/vjf)

108 101 RWC, yeah yeah yeah we get it. You're hot hot stuff and we aren't. I'd share more but I've got a burrito to heat up in the microwave. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:24 AM (ntObR)

LOL. I ain't shit. I'll eat the hell out of that burrito. I'm swinging for a grand slam here. Even if I get turned down I tried.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 12:26 AM (hlMPp)

109 "Very friendly relationship but she's dropped I'll be back in (where I work) and I'm just down the road from you. Twice."

For goodness sake ask the woman to lunch!

Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:27 AM (E/vjf)

110 **Top 5 Reax when qdpsteve Asks Girls for a Date**

5. "Eeek!"

4. "Uh, NO!!"

3. (no response, is actually a mannequin)

2. "RAPE!!!1!"

1. "I'm a guy you moron!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:27 AM (ntObR)

111 welp, moslems have been killing american pretty regularly since 9-11 on american soil and there has been no backlash or pendulum swing so do not hold your breath about any push back on muzzies, trannies, etc.


Bruce Jenner took a piss in a Trump Towers ladies room just last week

Posted by: jake at May 02, 2016 12:27 AM (okRFf)

112 RWC, I'm looking forward to your book.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:28 AM (ntObR)

113 Very friendly relationship but she's dropped I'll be back in (where I work) and I'm just down the road from you. Twice.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 12:24 AM (hlMPp)


"She wants it, Spaz."

Posted by: The Fat kid from Meatballs at May 02, 2016 12:28 AM (zc3Db)

114 105 RWC.... *sigh* You might as well ask ChemJeff for how to cook a steak.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2016 12:25 AM (0Ef//)

Missed it.

But assuming it's not good.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 12:28 AM (hlMPp)

115 At least the mannequin won't accuse you of rape?

Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:29 AM (E/vjf)

116 You might as well ask ChemJeff for how to cook a steak.

Oh, it's great advice.

First you boil it for three hours, then place it in the clothes dryer...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:29 AM (ntObR)

117 103-cthulu,thanks. I waited them out. I was a bit worried when I heard breaking glass, moans of pain and multiple f you's from a girl to a guy, but it's stopped all of a sudden. This is highly unusual for our street-it's normally very quiet, so this was a little disturbing.


RWC: if she said that twice, then ask her out for coffee when she comes back. Coffee is safe, and can always lead to lunch and dinner. If she doesn't come back in, it was an off hand comment. The key is if she does come back in.

Posted by: Moki at May 02, 2016 12:29 AM (ezHMO)

118 The gays weren't threatening to hate rape butch lesbians. Google the "cotton ceiling" if you want to read some really screwed up shit.

The more people who learn about it, the more who fight it.
Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:26 AM (E/vjf)

_____

I thought gays were going to make everyone turn gay or something. I keed, I keed. I'm saying there is always a supposed backlash just around the corner against the left and yet that backlash never shows up.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 02, 2016 12:30 AM (IH3+v)

119 Lauren, yup. They're my best prospect these days.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:30 AM (ntObR)

120 >>>We live in a small town. The across-the-street neighbor called the police non-emergency line on a meter-reader once.

Small town, my next door neighbor is the cop. Fvcking Barney Fife was Serpico compared to this guy. His wife is cute tho

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 02, 2016 12:30 AM (voOPb)

121 Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:27 AM (ntObR)

What, no pepper spray? I'd say you're doing pretty well.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 02, 2016 12:30 AM (T/cxb)

122 109 "Very friendly relationship but she's dropped I'll be back in (where I work) and I'm just down the road from you. Twice."

For goodness sake ask the woman to lunch!
Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:27 AM (E/vjf)


Yeah I was thinking the same thing. This isn't rocket science - if you think there's interest, ask her out to lunch. If she's says yes without hesitation, that's an encouraging sign. If she makes excuses, well that's an answer too.

Posted by: Maetenloch at May 02, 2016 12:31 AM (wqVD1)

123 Blanco, LOL. That was #6. Thankfully it's dropped down a bit.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:31 AM (ntObR)

124 RWC you're not in school anymore ask her out. Signs show she is receptive. And don't listen to DC you don't cop a feel on 1st date.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 02, 2016 12:32 AM (voOPb)

125 This morning someone linked this video of a lovely lady reacting to TrigglyPuff's tirade:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIpkdusnIkE

That is the best eye movement since Susanna Hoffs in "Walk Like an Egyptian".

Posted by: rickl at May 02, 2016 12:33 AM (sdi6R)

126 Someone the other day posted a funny animated meme at Twitter, "Feminists today." It was a short clip of a crying hysterical woman running down the street, spraying mace at no one in particular.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:33 AM (ntObR)

127 Very friendly relationship but she's dropped I'll be back in (where I work) and I'm just down the road from you. Twice.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 12:24 AM (hlMPp)


Do you owe her money?

Just trying to get all the possibilities to examine, here ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2016 12:33 AM (zc3Db)

128 26 years to build an airport. The German graft machine is more impressive than I thought.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 02, 2016 12:35 AM (IH3+v)

129 Regarding the bullshit Paypal cancellation in NC -- I'd really like NC to declare Paypal as outlaw in the state. All contracts void, all advertising illegal, not able to be heard in court, all in-state assets to be seized, no "corporate veil" protecting officers from personal suits.....just in case they thought themselves supreme over legitimate state governments somewhere else.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2016 12:35 AM (EzgxV)

130 26 years to build an airport

Is this a challenge?!? We can top that!!

Posted by: Gov Jerry Brown at May 02, 2016 12:35 AM (ntObR)

131 Blanco, LOL. That was #6. Thankfully it's dropped down a bit.

The worst part of asking a woman out on a date?

That moment of anticipation between the question and when she finally tasers you.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 02, 2016 12:35 AM (T/cxb)

132 83 Any ettes present? Need to bounce some stuff (office crush v 2.7)

Go for it.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 02, 2016 12:35 AM (auNsi)

133 No one's outrageously outraged by my story at #77?????

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:37 AM (ntObR)

134 Paypal: Won'd do business in NC. Will do business in Saudi Arabia, Iran.

Why?

Because shut up racist!!

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 02, 2016 12:37 AM (IH3+v)

135 Blanco, been there, done that, got the burn scars.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:37 AM (ntObR)

136 83 Any ettes present? Need to bounce some stuff (office crush v 2.7)

Pro Tip: Bounce your stuff at home. She doesn't want to see it.

Posted by: USA at May 02, 2016 12:37 AM (tfM+W)

137 No one's outrageously outraged by my story at #77?????

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:37 AM (ntObR)


No hablo.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2016 12:37 AM (zc3Db)

138 >>>RWC.... *sigh* You might as well ask ChemJeff for how to cook a steak.



Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2016 12:25 AM (0Ef//)<<<




So you want to see RWC to go up in flames?!

Posted by: zombie chemjeff steaks at May 02, 2016 12:37 AM (H9MG5)

139 Diogenes Had It Easy

or, alternate title

Searching For Peak Stupidity

It seems that a Texas mom received a $2 bill in her change at a convenience store. She gave it to her daughter to pay for her school lunch with. I'm guessing that she figured it would be a nice conversation starter.

Yep, it did -- with the police, after being accused of counterfeiting.

School officials, thinking the $2 wasn't real, placed a counterfeit pen mark on the bill and determined it to be a fake. The girl was removed from the lunch room, her $2 confiscated, and police called to the scene of the alleged crime.

The girl says that police told her she was in "big trouble" after responding to the counterfeit money claims and began questioning the student.


Peak stupidity. We ain't there yet. How many dumbass uninformed idiots does it take, all with apparently not one single Google search skill among them, to assemble this clusterfuck?

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2016 12:37 AM (gyKtp)

140 I just google "cotton ceiling" and got a good, well I don't know how to describe. I knew of the old-school feminist vs tranny fight (these damn men pretend to be women and get all the attention. Hell, when a damn man is a woman, he has an advantage. I enjoy the hell of out this), but this lesbo vs tranny thing is something I wasn't too familiar with.

I read some of the exchanges. Again, we know this, but I must state obvious: damn, these people are batshit insane.

Also, the little secret is that many, hell maybe a majority of trannies are autogynephiles, the term for men who get off on the thought of them being women. They don't have the slighest real gay inclinations at all. They want to have sex with women as women themselves.

Now, wouldn't they be the ones who would really, really get pissed at gold star lesbos? Or hell, there's a hell of a lot of women that swing both ways who are disgusted by the "chicks with dicks" things. A man needs to be a man and a woman a woman.

The autogynpehiles would be really upset about that.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 02, 2016 12:38 AM (DW+jj)

141 130 26 years to build an airport

Is this a challenge?!? We can top that!!
Posted by: Gov Jerry Brown at May 02, 2016 12:35 AM (ntObR)

____

It's been what, at least 10 years on the high speed train project without a mile of track laid.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 02, 2016 12:38 AM (IH3+v)

142 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2016 12:33 AM (zc3Db)

Lol. Owe her nothing.

*but I'd pay for it.....just sayin'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 12:38 AM (hlMPp)

143 guys,

search on the 'hot crazy matrix' video. it is on youtube certainly

there is all the answers

Posted by: jake at May 02, 2016 12:38 AM (okRFf)

144 hmmm

Posted by: Miley's Tongue at May 02, 2016 12:38 AM (bIGOo)

145 Dylan, Red Rocks, Fathers' Day, row 15 or closer, excellent gift from SIL!

Posted by: the littl shyning man at May 02, 2016 12:39 AM (U6f54)

146 publius, there's also a whole thing now about whether gay men should be feminists. Supposedly it's surprising how many gay men say they have zero interest in it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:39 AM (ntObR)

147 Moki beat me to it. Ask her out already, she's interested.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 02, 2016 12:39 AM (auNsi)

148 Drive by posting here but am still a little shook up . At my daughters in the black hills. Her yard was a mess so I push mowed it which I totally love to do. Was scared of rattlers so I put on a pair of her boots that were in her garage. Mowed for a good hour then come in the garage and took them off. Had a spider come off with the boot on the top of my foot doing spider moves and shit. To be dramatic I yelled at my daughter to come look. She took one look and said mom that's a black widow. Sure as shit it was. We are still being careful and monitoring for symptoms but holy cats I googled and I could be in a world of hurt right now. It was my lucky day to say the least.

Posted by: Molly k. at May 02, 2016 12:40 AM (26YVt)

149 Primordial, why I oughta...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:40 AM (ntObR)

150 Peak stupidity. We ain't there yet. How many dumbass uninformed idiots does it take, all with apparently not one single Google search skill among them, to assemble this clusterfuck?

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2016 12:37 AM (gyKtp)

_____

Peak stupidity implies in the future there will be less stupidity. I don't think we ever hit peak since the stupid will continually out breed the non-stupid. Mike Judge and all that.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 02, 2016 12:40 AM (IH3+v)

151 My post keeps getting rejected. It was cotton-ceiling related.

Posted by: Miley's Tongue at May 02, 2016 12:40 AM (bIGOo)

152 Perhaps it was so crazy that pixy rejected it.

Posted by: Miley's Tongue at May 02, 2016 12:41 AM (bIGOo)

153 just google "cotton ceiling" and got a good, well I don't know how to describe. I knew of the old-school feminist vs tranny fight (these damn men pretenD..............l

And that is the reason I spent 48 hours off the grid. Thanks for sharing publius. I wasn't willing to do so on a Sunday night after a perfect weekend

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 02, 2016 12:41 AM (voOPb)

154 "A Swedish friend of mine in the early 90s worked over there, said the
Germans get shitfaced at lunch, at least the ones he worked with."

Of course. They had to eat with a filthy Scandi.

Up until relatively recently, the vending machines at the cafeterias for German auto industry assembly line workers included beer.

They had to take it out. The Germans' newly imported "diversity" shouted that they found it offensive to their delicate sensibilities.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 02, 2016 12:41 AM (noWW6)

155 89
The episode of Mary Tyler Moore they're running on MeTV...

MeTV keeps telling me the episode of Columbo that I'm watching is part of their last laughs Sunday night sitcoms.

Either I don't get Columbo or they don't get Columbo. Not sure which.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 02, 2016 12:41 AM (o78gS)

156 "

The autogynpehiles would be really upset about that. "

Yep. That would put their narcissistic rage into maximum overdrive. Those guys are legit scary. Rape and murder scary.

Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:41 AM (E/vjf)

157 - Miley's tongue
- Lena's bunghole

(some assembly required)

Posted by: World's Most Disgusting Ever... at May 02, 2016 12:42 AM (ntObR)

158 I would not be surprised if folks hesitated to shop anywhere after the Target announcement but its not convenient to get everything from Amazon. So other stores that don't repeat the Target Ivory Tower snobbery of "don't be trans-phobic" will probably recover to whatever the Oconomy level is. I sure hope Target and the idiots who are cheering them take most of the economic hit and the unpleasant encounters.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 02, 2016 12:42 AM (wYRTH)

159 Amazon revenue was up 28% this past quarter. Their stock shot up 10% on the news. At the same time WMT, TGT, COSTCO all fell 3-5%.

Wonder if it was due to trannies in the bathroom.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 02, 2016 12:43 AM (IH3+v)

160 Hey-O!!!!!1!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:43 AM (ntObR)

161 Yikes Molly!

Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:44 AM (E/vjf)

162 Walmart of course, being such super sellers, are already capitalizing on the opportunity.

"Get groped in the bathroom by a tranny, take an extra 10% off your entire purchase!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:44 AM (ntObR)

163 I'll just drop this here

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/selection-du-weekend-190-58.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2016 12:44 AM (0Ef//)

164 Peak stupidity. We ain't there yet. How many dumbass uninformed idiots does it take, all with apparently not one single Google search skill among them, to assemble this clusterfuck?

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2016 12:37 AM (gyKtp)


Is it possible the $2 bill was, in fact, counterfeit? They circulate so rarely that a counterfeiter might think, "Hey, I can run off some fake deuces, and nobody will know they are fake, because they see the real thing so seldom."


But the cops shouldn't be giving a little kid the third degree over what amounts to no wrongdoing on her part.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2016 12:45 AM (IcpWm)

165 aka "The tranny 10%"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:45 AM (ntObR)

166 In military aircraft other news, six Air Force F-35s tried to take off the other day; only one made it into the air. The others bricked due to software issues.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2016 12:07 AM (gyKtp)

That's UNPOSSIBLE! The F-35 fanbois say that the plane makes the Millenium Falcon look like a Ford Falcon!!

Posted by: kbdabear at May 02, 2016 12:45 AM (fxwLy)

167 "Was scared of rattlers so I put on a pair of her boots that were in her
garage. Mowed for a good hour then come in the garage and took them off.
Had a spider come off with the boot on the top of my foot doing spider
moves and shit."

Protip: if there's a shop vac in the garage, it'll make short work of ensuring there are no pesky arachnids measuring for drapes in your footwear. Vroom!

Posted by: torquewrench at May 02, 2016 12:45 AM (noWW6)

168 The others bricked due to software issues.

LOL. That's all the Air Force needs, is for five planes to be unable to land because their systems *insist* that minute on upgrading to Windows 10.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:47 AM (ntObR)

169 So the F-35 got the dreaded blank screen?

Got stranded in Bangor, ME one time because the MFDs in the C-17 went black when the crew tried to start the plane up for the trip home. We had to wait until the morning and fly home in a different C-17.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2016 12:48 AM (0Ef//)

170 Nite morons
Be well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 02, 2016 12:48 AM (voOPb)

171 >>>And don't listen to DC you don't cop a feel on 1st date.

MH jacks it to trigglypuff gifs, so feel free to ignore him.

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at May 02, 2016 12:48 AM (e+1S5)

172 I got out of the car cautiously. He ran up to the fence and started barking bad breath in my direction. He stood up on his hind legs, his front paws tucked over the gate. His dick looked like a hot dog in a long, furry bun and he wagged it at me like a guy who's just stepped out of a phone booth to open his raincoat.

Sue Grafton
'C' Is For Corpse

That's just good writing.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 02, 2016 12:48 AM (R+30W)

173 Peak stupidity? You ain't seen n-n-n-nuthin' yet.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 02, 2016 12:48 AM (k4M/B)

174 148 Posted by: Molly k. at May 02, 2016 12:40 AM (26YVt)

Holy shit, you dodged a bullet it sounds like. If you see any tiny puncture wounds, or experience any symptoms, get your ass to the hospital stat.

Also, it is customary in the South to shake out your shoes/boots if they have been left outside of the house; now you know why.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2016 12:49 AM (gyKtp)

175 The movie they made just for ace is playing right now on HBO2. It stars ace's dream girl (who does look incredibly sexy in it - though her face is still a bit of a problem) and, I have to admit, it really isn't all that bad ... even given what it is about. I'm surprised ace hasn't written a 25,000 review of this movie, yet - We Are Your Friends. It's worth a watch - a very guilty pleasure.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2016 12:49 AM (zc3Db)

176 The last thing you want when you're piloting one of those birds is for Clippy to pop up on your screen.

"It looks like you're trying to get back to base alive. Can I help?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:49 AM (ntObR)

177 Isn't ace's dream girl Amanda Peet?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:50 AM (ntObR)

178 out

Posted by: jake at May 02, 2016 12:50 AM (okRFf)

179 "stars ace's dream girl "

A lesbian with tan lines?

Posted by: Lauren at May 02, 2016 12:50 AM (E/vjf)

180 So this afternoon I reamed out my bathroom sink. It's not as fun as it sounds. Yecch!
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 01, 2016 11:47 PM

Twas fun here, got the slow draining bitch to really drain. Forget the name of the stuff, but it worked well. If you wanna ask I can find it.

Posted by: Farmer at May 02, 2016 12:50 AM (o/90i)

181 Isn't ace's dream girl Amanda Peet?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:50 AM (ntObR)


Emily Ratajakakowckski

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2016 12:51 AM (zc3Db)

182 Twas fun here, got the slow draining bitch to really drain. Forget the name of the stuff, but it worked well. If you wanna ask I can find it.

Dynamite?.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:52 AM (ntObR)

183 164 >> Is it possible the $2 bill was, in fact, counterfeit?

Posted by: AOP

No. The cop eventually took it to a bank, where they verified it was real.

The story was in Daily Mail a couple of days ago.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2016 12:52 AM (gyKtp)

184 Wow, just looked up Emily. She's in Mila territory.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 12:53 AM (ntObR)

185 DC!!!!! How are you? How are Cougar & Princess?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 02, 2016 12:53 AM (auNsi)

186 @174.no doubt... I remember clearing a cobweb off when I picked them up to put on and even turned them upside down and shook. I'm not scared of spiders but have to say this was a thing of beauty. Perfect hourglass red on her tummy. Took a pic and it totally matched a google pic. My head is full of bw facts now. Only females are deadly and her vemon is 15 x that of q rattle snake.

Posted by: Molly k. at May 02, 2016 12:56 AM (26YVt)

187 Shoot so much for getting to bed early. I'm out. be well Horde.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 02, 2016 12:56 AM (wYRTH)

188 Fuck it. Threw the lunch invite.


Wait to se.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 12:59 AM (hlMPp)

189 I tell you another little secret. There is a hell of a lot of real misogyny with gays. I mean real women hating, to the core. It's there, and is evident if you want to notice, but the MSM and SHWs don't want to see it. It's not helpful to the cause and they want to pretend they're all one big happy family.

And the gays really don't care for the "chicks with dicks" thing either. I mean, a gay is attracted to men, masculinity. There's nothing feminine (well, in the bodies) there at all. They are not attracted to the basic female form, that hourglass shape that is hardwired into the normal male brain, for instance.

I think attraction to the shemale is just mostly with certain men who get off in that fetish/kink direction for some reason. While I don't know for certain, I doubt there are too many women who are attracted to it, regardless of their sexual preferences. I mean, I'm sure there's some, there always are with millions and billions of people.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 02, 2016 12:59 AM (DW+jj)

190 See.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 02, 2016 12:59 AM (hlMPp)

191 >>>DC!!!!! How are you? How are Cougar & Princess?

Hi Bebe! *gropes politely*

My girls are perfect, as usual. Fired up for Derby in six wakeups. Well, Cougar is, Princess is getting a sitter because Daddy is gonna get his drink on. And I've never been drunk whilst wearing a seersucker suit, so that will be new.

What's new in your world?

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at May 02, 2016 01:00 AM (e+1S5)

192 Nite morons
Be well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 02, 2016 12:48 AM

Nite MH. Be well. I'm old and tired.
T

Posted by: Farmer at May 02, 2016 01:01 AM (o/90i)

193 You can go to any Federal Reserve bank and get $2 bills, rolls of new issue coins, or even those golden 1$ coins. As long as they haven't been 'pulled', they are legal currency and in the vaults there.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2016 01:01 AM (gyKtp)

194 If it down hurt like hell by now you should be ok.

Posted by: Jean at May 02, 2016 01:03 AM (cXiMR)

195 Anybody hear about this Del Taco manager who got fired, even though his dad owns the franchise?

Glad they got the bitch on video.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 01:05 AM (ntObR)

196 If Target is so eager to demonstrate its tolerance by inviting men into girl's bathrooms and dressing rooms, then Target needs to spend the money to shore up those rooms to make them safe for these girls. The 'stall walls' need to go floor to ceiling, and the doors shouldn't have wide gaps where people can peep in and see these girls in such a vulnerable position.

Target: Spend the Money to Make Bathrooms Safe For Girls!

Posted by: Lily at May 02, 2016 01:05 AM (Qm82t)

197 That neoneocon blogpost is pretty long on apologetics for the GOP. So Rush Limbaugh is to blame?


That's pretty fvcking pathetic, and I'm not even a Rush fan.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 02, 2016 01:09 AM (Wckf4)

198 ***"There is a hell of a lot of real misogyny with gays. I mean real women hating, to the core."***


All you have to do is look at the transvestites and flamboyant trans-whatevers. They're parodying women in the most ridiculous ways. And some women just seem to eat it up.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at May 02, 2016 01:13 AM (Wckf4)

199 "Got stranded in Bangor, ME one time because the MFDs in the C-17 went
black when the crew tried to start the plane up for the trip home."

Infinitely preferable to having them go black in flight, and yes, that has actually happened before. Yoicks.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 02, 2016 01:15 AM (noWW6)

200 188 Fuck it. Threw the lunch invite.
Wait to se.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA



If I were a betting man I'd say you'll both be enjoying a nice lunch together soon. If she politely declines, that's life too.

Doesn't seem like it will be a career effecting episode at any rate.

Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 01:16 AM (hg60H)

201 You want to make the stalls traps?

Your gonna need matrons, big ladies with solid mop handle.

Posted by: Jean at May 02, 2016 01:17 AM (cXiMR)

202 Later, weirdos.

*pops smoke*

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at May 02, 2016 01:19 AM (e+1S5)

203 191 What's new in your world?
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at May 02, 2016 01:00 AM (e+1S5)

Big shakeup at work. Survived the initial bloodbath. Trying to find a new tenant, threatening to sue old one who is threatening to sue me more. Back to working out like a mad woman to burn off the stress so I don't stroke out.

How's your shoulder coming along? Enjoy the mint juleps. They can be a thing of beauty.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 02, 2016 01:22 AM (BYJ2T)

204 Gotta call it a night folks, thanks for the great chat.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 02, 2016 01:25 AM (ntObR)

205 Good luck, RWC. Just had a second date myself.

Posted by: Piercello at May 02, 2016 01:26 AM (RXfvh)

206 Just finished a home-grown artichoke. Probably would have hit its prime day-before yesterday -- today, there were parts of its heart that were too stringy to eat and thinking about turning purple. Steamed it over white wine for an hour, then ate with a dip of unsalted butter.



I had originally tried to get it off the stalk with a simple cut, but jammed 1/4" in, so I ended up dropping it with a ninja swooping move.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2016 01:29 AM (EzgxV)

207 205 Good luck, RWC. Just had a second date myself.

Posted by: Piercello at May 02, 2016 01:26 AM (RXfvh)



What?!?!?

Posted by: Your cello at May 02, 2016 01:30 AM (EzgxV)

208 Heh.

*chocks a socked viola in a particular direction*

With a non-musician, no less.

Posted by: Piercello at May 02, 2016 01:32 AM (RXfvh)

209 Dear any business catering to this nonsense,
No more stall bathrooms. Individual, locks on doors, everyone wait your turn just like home. Single, 5 to 10 or 20 in a row, whatever the venue needs.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at May 02, 2016 01:32 AM (GzDYP)

210 "I had originally tried to get it off the stalk with a simple cut, but
jammed 1/4" in, so I ended up dropping it with a ninja swooping move."

Karambits trace their lineage to a humble field harvesting tool. Kukris, likewise.

It'll feed you AND it'll defend you.

Posted by: torquewrench at May 02, 2016 01:33 AM (noWW6)

211 Got home a while ago, but took time to plow through the comments. So now it's later. Whut?

Me: Didja ever do something that just left you with gut-wrenching cringe reaction?

Lauren #75 Every action I've ever taken in my entire existence (including this one!) Thanks, generalized anxiety disorder!

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I was just trying to minimize it, but, yeah.

It really must means we're getting wiser all the time, right? right?

Posted by: mindful webworker generally disordered at May 02, 2016 01:35 AM (xkaSw)

212 bebe's boobs, sorry about the stressful work situation

here, have a massage kitteh

http://tinyurl.com/hm4xlbz

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 01:37 AM (uAvJJ)

213 No more stall bathrooms. Individual, locks on doors, everyone wait your turn just like home. Single, 5 to 10 or 20 in a row, whatever the venue needs.

== People having sex in the small private rooms provided by stores ...

Posted by: Adriane the Human Nature Critic ... at May 02, 2016 01:37 AM (AoK0a)

214 Johnny Sokko and Flying Robot is on.....even for late '60s Japanese tv, this is pretty lame.

Posted by: BignJames at May 02, 2016 01:38 AM (j7iSn)

215 208 Heh.

*chocks a socked viola in a particular direction*

With a non-musician, no less.

Posted by: Piercello at May 02, 2016 01:32 AM (RXfvh)



So, what's the Penthouse Letters version of this one? "Dear Penthouse -- I never thought anything like this would ever happen to me....."

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2016 01:40 AM (EzgxV)

216 NOOOoooo!!!!!

Posted by: Your cello at May 02, 2016 01:40 AM (EzgxV)

217 Okay, I keep getting "Power Surge on USB Port" error in Windows. This is probably a bad thing, right?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 01:42 AM (uAvJJ)

218 == People having sex in the small private rooms provided by stores ...

Posted by: Adriane the Human Nature Critic ... at May 02, 2016 01:37 AM (AoK0a)


Probably simpler to have rooms marked: Penis/No Penis.

Posted by: Michele Fields at May 02, 2016 01:43 AM (IcpWm)

219 Met one (a scientist type), last week, whilst ballroom dancing. It works!

And there is yet another date scheduled for this week, so things appear to be moving in the right direction so far, and at the right sort of sensible pace.


Posted by: Piercello at May 02, 2016 01:43 AM (RXfvh)

220 So, some Wisconsin fishermen hooked six-pack of beer that was sixty years old.

But... the cans were all rusted open.

It was Budweiser, anyway.

http://bit.ly/1TeR4ix

Posted by: mindful webworker baiting a churchkey at May 02, 2016 01:43 AM (xkaSw)

221 Damn. Off, sock

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2016 01:43 AM (IcpWm)

222 217 Okay, I keep getting "Power Surge on USB Port" error in Windows. This is probably a bad thing, right?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 01:42 AM (uAvJJ)



What's plugged into your USB ports? If it's your George Foreman grill, you're merely cooking a steak.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2016 01:44 AM (EzgxV)

223 Re: Prince's death tax bill. If he had a net worth on the top side of $500 million, my quick calculation shows that the federal government' s tax bite will fund Leviathan for 29 minutes. Party like it's 1999!

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at May 02, 2016 01:44 AM (LldP5)

224 Okay, I keep getting "Power Surge on USB Port" error in Windows. This is probably a bad thing, right?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 01:42 AM (uAvJJ)


You're not supposed to grill your steak on the USB port.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2016 01:45 AM (IcpWm)

225 Not to worry, though; the cello still gets plenty of action. Another concert this week, but the comp ticket has been offered and accepted... 8-)

Posted by: Piercello at May 02, 2016 01:45 AM (RXfvh)

226 208
Heh.



*chocks a socked viola in a particular direction*



With a non-musician, no less.

Posted by: Piercello at May 02, 2016 01:32 AM (RXfvh)

Reminds me of the old joke.
What's the difference between a viola and a cello?



About 15 minutes in the fire

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 01:45 AM (uAvJJ)

227 Evening horde. Nightmares and insomnia keeps me up.

Posted by: dick butkis at May 02, 2016 01:46 AM (R5HRU)

228 I only have the wireless mouse receiver plugged in to one of the USB ports.

I also have 2 dead USB ports on this machine, too. Maybe it is coming from those?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 01:46 AM (uAvJJ)

229 85 I'd start dialing right after I filled my hand

Posted by: MAx at May 02, 2016 01:47 AM (LAliD)

230 227
Evening horde. Nightmares and insomnia keeps me up.

Posted by: dick butkis at May 02, 2016 01:46 AM (R5HRU)

Hi there, honey

Posted by: Naked Trigglypuff in your nightmares!!!!!!!!!! at May 02, 2016 01:47 AM (uAvJJ)

231 *just the [viola] punchline*

"Someone cries when you cut up an onion."

Posted by: Piercello at May 02, 2016 01:48 AM (RXfvh)

232 "It's the super-left transies and lefties who appear to be screaming about bathrooms, not just gays."

These people produce what, exactly?
Offspring?
I don't think so

Posted by: navybrat at May 02, 2016 01:48 AM (8QGte)

233 228 I only have the wireless mouse receiver plugged in to one of the USB ports.

I also have 2 dead USB ports on this machine, too. Maybe it is coming from those?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 01:46 AM (uAvJJ)



Uuuunnngggghhhh....

Posted by: zombie USB port at May 02, 2016 01:48 AM (EzgxV)

234 BTW, in case nobody mentioned it, about the $2 bill story:

Finally, the mystery was solved: The $2 bill wasn't a fake at all. It was real.

The bill [was] so old, dating back to 1953, the school's counterfeit pen didn't work on it.

Posted by: mindful webworker in the vault at May 02, 2016 01:49 AM (xkaSw)

235 Re: Prince's death tax bill. If he had a net worth on the top side of $500 million, my quick calculation shows that the federal government' s tax bite will fund Leviathan for 29 minutes. Party like it's 1999!

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at May 02, 2016 01:44 AM (LldP5)


Seems to me a pledge to end the federal government death taxes would be a no-brainer for the GOP candidate, whoever that may be. Make the point, that while ostensibly aimed at "the rich" the death duties really wreak hardship upon the middle class, who find themselves having to sell hard assets at fire sale prices to pay death duties out of cash-poor estates. Meaning the loss of family homes, family farms, and family-run small businesses.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2016 01:49 AM (IcpWm)

236 223 He's already paid taxes on that income

Posted by: MAx at May 02, 2016 01:49 AM (LAliD)

237 Holy cow, there actually is a USB grill

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/looflirpa/igrill.shtml

Posted by: Naked Trigglypuff in your nightmares!!!!!!!!!! at May 02, 2016 01:50 AM (uAvJJ)

238 Posted by: mindful webworker baiting a churchkey at May 02, 2016 01:43 AM (xkaSw)


I hooked a box of 30 cal blanks fishing at Ft. Dix back in the '60s.

Posted by: BignJames at May 02, 2016 01:50 AM (j7iSn)

239 oops sock/off

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 01:50 AM (uAvJJ)

240 235 Yip

Posted by: MAx at May 02, 2016 01:50 AM (LAliD)

241 oops sock/off

For that particular post, the sock worked.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 02, 2016 01:51 AM (T/cxb)

242
Posted by: Naked Trigglypuff in your nightmares!!!!!!!!!! at May 02, 2016 01:47 AM (uAvJJ)

Hmmm....Trigglypuff or possession dreams......tough choice...

Posted by: dick butkis at May 02, 2016 01:52 AM (R5HRU)

243 I also have 2 dead USB ports on this machine, too. Maybe it is coming from those?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 01:46 AM (uAvJJ)


Laptop, or desktop? If desktop, some USB ports my be connected internally to the motherboard by extension cables, and could be unplugged from the MB to check for faults in the physical ports.


Sure you don't have a hardware key or flash drive plugged into a port on the rear?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2016 01:53 AM (IcpWm)

244 Well, I'm out. Have to act all professorial and shit tomorrow morning, at least for a couple of hours.

Sleep may or may not help.

Happy sockpuppeting to the Morons!

Posted by: Piercello at May 02, 2016 01:53 AM (RXfvh)

245 People having sex in the small private rooms provided by stores ...
Posted by: Adriane the Human Nature Critic ... at May 02, 2016 01:37 AM (AoK0a)

As long as it's consensual, I don't care. Like on planes, but hurry up already. So people dream of having sex in a store bathroom? Sad. Teenagers have been busted in Home Depot display sheds in the parking lots, tho.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at May 02, 2016 01:54 AM (GzDYP)

246 It's a laptop

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 01:54 AM (uAvJJ)

247 G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 02, 2016 01:55 AM (T/cxb)

248 Heh. Chemjeff, you missed the punch line in the USB grill story. It was an April Fools joke. But a well-done one, no pun intended.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2016 01:56 AM (IcpWm)

249 Actually if the stores made all the bathrooms individual occupancy, it would probably drive up the shoplifting rate as well

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 01:56 AM (uAvJJ)

250 He's already paid taxes on that income
Posted by: MAx


Never looked into this on a Prince type inheritance, but over a certain relatively small amount, doesn't the tax man come 'round again?

He didn't even have a will as I understand it. So I would assume tax shelters, foundations, etc. won't come into play.

Of course, I am clueless to the actual situation.

Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 01:57 AM (hg60H)

251
248
Heh. Chemjeff, you missed the punch line in the USB grill story. It was
an April Fools joke. But a well-done one, no pun intended.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2016 01:56 AM (IcpWm)

Oh I didn't see that, but still kinda funny

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 01:57 AM (uAvJJ)

252 I didn't use chemicals because I'm not sure which one will do a "breaking bad" on the plumbing. So I just straightened a metal coathanger and spiked the blockage. I had a plastic pail underneath to catch the goop.

It's really nice to have a sink that drains again though. And it's clean! Just brightens up the place.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 02, 2016 01:59 AM (6FqZa)

253 Oh and FYI dad is doing okay, he has a follow up appointment with the heart doctor and the GP tomorrow

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 02:00 AM (uAvJJ)

254 He's already paid taxes on that income

Posted by: MAx at May 02, 2016 01:49 AM (LAliD)


But his corpse hasn't paid any taxes, yet.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2016 02:00 AM (zc3Db)

255 People having sex in the small private rooms provided by stores ...
Posted by: Adriane the Human Nature Critic


Next stop, legally installed Glory Holes.

Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 02:00 AM (hg60H)

256 BTH eh I just pour bleach down the drain, works fine

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 02:01 AM (uAvJJ)

257 255 People having sex in the small private rooms provided by stores ...
Posted by: Adriane the Human Nature Critic


Next stop, legally installed Glory Holes.
Posted by: AmeriDan



Add to that, "mandated".

Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 02:02 AM (hg60H)

258 It's a laptop

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 01:54 AM (uAvJJ)


I did a DuckDuckGo search for "power surge on USB port", and there were a lot of links. One suggestion: using Control Panel, uninstall any USB devices, and the USB hub, and reboot. The computer should autodetect the USB hub on bootup, and reinstall the drivers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2016 02:03 AM (IcpWm)

259 Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 01:57 AM (hg60H)

I don't think a will helps anything with the death taxes. I might be incorrect but I think a will is only useful for getting the estate through probate and disbursed quickly. But the taxes are there for anything left in the estate, will or not.

Rich people work to move all of their wealth out of their names before they die, so that they should die with almost nothing in the estate. That's the only way around the death taxes - at least that is my impression of things. Joint accounts with others before the death (so that they had access to, and basically owned, the money, already) ... stuff like that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2016 02:04 AM (zc3Db)

260 Amy Schumer stole all 48 of those names.

Posted by: sinalco at May 02, 2016 02:06 AM (yODqO)

261 Let's not ask how the Aussies plan to release this virus into the carp population:
http://tinyurl.com/h3spgoc

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 02, 2016 02:07 AM (6FqZa)

262 I didn't use chemicals because I'm not sure which one will do a "breaking bad" on the plumbing. So I just straightened a metal coathanger and spiked the blockage. I had a plastic pail underneath to catch the goop.

It's really nice to have a sink that drains again though. And it's clean! Just brightens up the place.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo




Just read the label and go for the "works on everything" brand. I've never, ever, had anything but complete success with those. If you're in your long term place, they have a cheap plastic thingamajig that has little branches that you can shove down the drain and when you pull it out, it brings the hair with it.

Because that's what most sink drain clogs are about. Hair.

For the kitchen sink, buy cheap strainers the fit into the drain. These catch everything that will eventually clog a kitchen drain between clean outs.

Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 02:11 AM (hg60H)

263 Well, past my expiration hour. Time to take the sore feet, stiff shoulder, and tired bones and put them under the covers.

Good night, Gracies. Don't let the bedbugs bite. Or the ticks. Or scorpions. Or those black widows... Peaceful dreams, now.



Make a joyful noise unto God, all ye lands: Sing forth the honour of his name: make his praise glorious.

Posted by: mindful webworker lays me down to sleep at May 02, 2016 02:11 AM (xkaSw)

264 253 Oh and FYI dad is doing okay, he has a follow up appointment with the heart doctor and the GP tomorrow
Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 02:00 AM (uAvJJ)

Good to hear, chemjeff. I hope and pray everything continues to go well.

Posted by: sinalco at May 02, 2016 02:12 AM (yODqO)

265 259 Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 01:57 AM (hg60H)

I don't think a will helps anything with the death taxes. I might be incorrect but I think a will is only useful for getting the estate through probate and disbursed quickly. But the taxes are there for anything left in the estate, will or not.

Rich people work to move all of their wealth out of their names before they die, so that they should die with almost nothing in the estate. That's the only way around the death taxes - at least that is my impression of things. Joint accounts with others before the death (so that they had access to, and basically owned, the money, already) ... stuff like that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2016 02:04 AM (zc3Db)



Both Capital Gains and Death Taxes are essentially indefensible. If the government prints so much money that an ounce of gold moves from $1000 to $2000, they shouldn't be able to levy a tax of $250 from people who shifted $1000 from their cash pocket to their gold pocket and back. Similarly, if a guy earned $100,000 (and paid taxes of $25,000) and spent $90,000 for each of ten years....there's very little reason for the government to get another $40,000 of what he saved. They merely serve as benchmarks to the veniality of the bureaucracy.

Posted by: zombie USB port at May 02, 2016 02:14 AM (EzgxV)

266 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


I knew the taxman would get his grubby hands on a good portion of it if not set up some certain way. Apparently Prince did not choose to do that.

Ah, to be rich enough to worry about this stuff!

Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 02:16 AM (hg60H)

267 Beware! There are some drain cleaners out there that are very aggressive acids. Like sulfuric acid. It can eat through a thin brass tailpiece (the extension of the drain that goes into the trap), and can eat through pot metal parts, found in older installations. Sure does eat through hair, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2016 02:16 AM (IcpWm)

268 Posted by: zombie USB port at May 02, 2016 02:14 AM (EzgxV)



Urrrrgggghhhhh....



Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2016 02:17 AM (EzgxV)

269 Make a joyful noise unto God, all ye lands: Sing forth the honour of his name: make his praise glorious.

Posted by: mindful webworker lays me down to sleep at May 02, 2016 02:11 AM (xkaSw)


Pull my finger.

Posted by: Satan at May 02, 2016 02:18 AM (vBeA5)

270 Both Capital Gains and Death Taxes are essentially indefensible. If the government prints so much money that an ounce of gold moves from $1000 to $2000, they shouldn't be able to levy a tax of $250 from people who shifted $1000 from their cash pocket to their gold pocket and back. Similarly, if a guy earned $100,000 (and paid taxes of $25,000) and spent $90,000 for each of ten years....there's very little reason for the government to get another $40,000 of what he saved. They merely serve as benchmarks to the veniality of the bureaucracy.

Posted by: zombie USB port at May 02, 2016 02:14 AM (EzgxV)


Yep. Death tax, and capital gains tax are both essentially legal theft on the part of government, and double taxation.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2016 02:19 AM (IcpWm)

271 Anyhow, time for me to call it a night.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2016 02:20 AM (IcpWm)

272 Ah, to be rich enough to worry about this stuff!

Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 02:16 AM (hg60H)


Or dead enough to not!

I guess Prince didn't care about preserving whatever he had made for anyone else. Sure, even with most of it taken there's probably still a nice sum left for someone, but I guess Prince just didn't really give a shit. He's dead. It's all the same to him, now.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 02, 2016 02:21 AM (zc3Db)

273 I guess Prince didn't care about preserving whatever he had made for anyone else. Sure, even with most of it taken there's probably still a nice sum left for someone, but I guess Prince just didn't really give a shit. He's dead. It's all the same to him, now.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


Yep, he really didn't give a shit it seems.

I read somewere- and for the life of me can't find it now- that the reason you see a lot of over the hill actors/athletes doing commercials when they never did before is a way of keeping money in the family tree.

Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 02:26 AM (hg60H)

274 Anyhow, time for me to call it a night.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Night, APO.

Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 02:27 AM (hg60H)

275 I had a situation when in the Navy. They wanted to reenlist two guys in my division (Fire Control) which would entail advancing them to E-5 (equiv buck sargeant) as part of the incentive.

I'd passed the TEST for E-5 and been recommended to be advanced and was waiting for confirmation.

But my advancing would leave the division with no room for 2 new E-5's.

So they took back the recommendation. I saw the paper work after I was discharged and they just scratched it through and rewrote that I wasn't qualified to hold that rating and therefor they rescinded the recommendation.

Voila, now they had room to advance 2 E-5's (they had room for one but not two my losing the rating gave them the extra.)

Why did they do this? I suspect they had sucked up to the chief of the division AND there is an incentive for any one who signs up someone for re enlistment (money, brownies points etc.)

Which is why I left the service as soon as I could.

And trust me, all organizations that claim they are built on merit? They lie. Merit can play a part but it's still who you know and who you blow that will get you advanced.

This particularly applies to military organizations.

That includes the police, fire and other quasi military organizations or enforcement arms of a department of the FedGov.

They will obey wrongful orders. They most likely will rewrite those orders to make them appear lawful after the fact.

One of the reasons why I decided not to join a police department gun club locally.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 02, 2016 02:31 AM (Xo1Rt)

276 And trust me, all organizations that claim they are built on merit? They
lie. Merit can play a part but it's still who you know and who you blow
that will get you advanced.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 02, 2016 02:31 AM (Xo1Rt)



That, and being willing to re-locate, in my case.

Posted by: BignJames at May 02, 2016 02:39 AM (j7iSn)

277 BC, wow that kinda sucks.

yeah organizations that evaluate based on merit, what I have learned is, these evaluations are always relative, hardly ever are they held to some fixed standard

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 02:40 AM (uAvJJ)

278 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That


Were you an HT?

Yeah, lots of such ups in service, but I believe the majority would not turn on their on people.

Case in point... Robert E Lee.

Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 02:45 AM (hg60H)

279 yeah organizations that evaluate based on merit,
what I have learned is, these evaluations are always relative, hardly
ever are they held to some fixed standard


Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 02:40 AM (uAvJJ)


In all such cases, those claims of meritocracy are just an ornament worn by vain people to try to look more honorable than they actually are. If there's not an objective standard, it's a just a popularity contest.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 02, 2016 02:45 AM (J+mig)

280 Such ups= suck ups

Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 02:46 AM (hg60H)

281 Case in point... Robert E Lee.

Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 02:45 AM (hg60H)


A great man from a more civilized age. In our present age of degeneracy, I'm not going to make any assumptions that require other people to behave honorably.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 02, 2016 02:47 AM (J+mig)

282 If I had been the complaining type I might have said "This is why I'm not re-enlisting" during my last year in the Army every time something outrageous happened. Enough opportunity to make it a meme, but the joke would be too sharp to be funny.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 02, 2016 02:48 AM (VdICR)

283 well, time for me to go to bed too

good night all

sweet dreams

and try not to think about Nekkid Trigglypuff

Posted by: chemjeff at May 02, 2016 02:49 AM (uAvJJ)

284 A great man from a more civilized age. In our present age of degeneracy, I'm not going to make any assumptions that require other people to behave honorably.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party


You have a valid point. A sad, sad valid point, but a valid point.

I consider myself a man of honor, but know I would never stand up to comparisons of those from that age and before.

Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 02:58 AM (hg60H)

285 And for our late-night weirdism tonight....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YvKoOdP-Wg (most with good visuals abbreviate the song.) "Some of you are going to die -- martyrs, of course, to the freedom that I shall provide."

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2016 02:59 AM (EzgxV)

286 Night, chemjeff.

Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 02:59 AM (hg60H)

287 #148 I was gaming on my PC couple nights ago and a freaking scorpion falls right past my face from the ceiling fan and lands smack in the middle of my keyboard.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 02, 2016 03:06 AM (Kucy5)

288 Some bonus weirdism....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huL7494E8BY -- and I can even provide a bit of guidance. This song is about a musical box that is possessed by a very old evil spirit that inhabited the box while very young and immature. The box has been opened by a young lady, and its initial reaction is young, courting and playful....but it soon turns to entitled and spiteful. Canon has it that she throws the box against the wall at the end and breaks it.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2016 03:24 AM (EzgxV)

289 Re the transgender dealio: The most current statistic cited by the liberal press is that .3 percent of the population is transgendered. That would indicate 900,000 transgendered folks out there. I call BS. According to SSA records, since 1936 only 136,000 people have changed identities from one gender to another. Let's say the actual number is 5 times that amount, that's only 680,000 in 80 years. In 1937 there were 129 million Americans. The total population today is 323 million, approximately 43 million by immigration. Average life expectancy is 78 years old, so I will assume that the 129 million in 1937 have all been replaced. The average death rate was 815 per 100 thousand and the average birth rate during the period was very roughly 1500 per 1000. Net population growth was then 685 per 100 thousand by natural birth. Net population growth would indicate 474 million people having lived in the U.S, by natural birth or immigration. That leaves means transgendered populations, given my generous five-fold adjustment (just because) at .14 percent of the population since 1937.

That means in my state, Colorado, with a population of 5.5 million, there are maybe 7,700 who would qualify as transgendered.

On the other hand only 3 men in every 100000 get sex reassignment surgery. That means only 55 men (and about 20 women) get sex assignment surgery every year in Colorado, so that 7,700 number would have to be based on people who "identify" as transgendered.

So tell me again, why is this the civil rights issue of the day? And what is the urgency of the force of law to be applied?

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at May 02, 2016 03:30 AM (LldP5)

290 Posted by: ObjectionSustained at May 02, 2016 03:30 AM (LldP5)



I was told there would be no math on the ONT.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2016 03:38 AM (EzgxV)

291 "The president, every time, is going to be on the side of equality and fairness and justice for every American"

"Civil rights" and "justice" are to modern Americans what "threat to the state" was to Communists; an excuse to take away your rights in the name of the common good.

Equality? For normal people who don't want their 5,000-year old marriage ritual covered in fecal matter? For people who don't want sickos whipping their schlongs out in front of their daughters? For people who want the right to bear arms without justifying it to the government?

Bullshit.

Posted by: CrustyB at May 02, 2016 03:43 AM (Hnglq)

292 291 "The president, every time, is going to be on the side of equality and fairness and justice for every American"

"Civil rights" and "justice" are to modern Americans what "threat to the state" was to Communists; an excuse to take away your rights in the name of the common good.

Equality? For normal people who don't want their 5,000-year old marriage ritual covered in fecal matter? For people who don't want sickos whipping their schlongs out in front of their daughters? For people who want the right to bear arms without justifying it to the government?

Bullshit.

Posted by: CrustyB at May 02, 2016 03:43 AM (Hnglq)



This nation prospers most when the inhabitants of Washington, D.C. matter least......to the point where the best case scenario for the United States would be if a foreign power detonated a nuke in DC.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2016 03:47 AM (EzgxV)

293 I was told there would be no math on the ONT.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 02, 2016 03:38 AM (EzgxV)

Oops. Sorry. I thought I was on the National Actuarial Society discussion blog. My bad.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at May 02, 2016 03:52 AM (LldP5)

294 Oops. Sorry. I thought I was on the National Actuarial Society discussion blog. My bad.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained


Nope, Smart Military Blog. Moose out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 03:56 AM (hg60H)

295 1 + 1 = 3, for very large values of 1 ...

Posted by: Adriane the Math Critic ... at May 02, 2016 04:01 AM (AoK0a)

296 1 + 1 = 3, for very large values of 1 ...

Posted by: Adriane the Math Critic ... at May 02, 2016 04:01 AM (AoK0a)


H8r!

The first number identifies as a "2" and how dare you oppress numbers with your Euro-centric "mathmatics"!

Posted by: Critical Mathmatics Theory graduate student at May 02, 2016 04:07 AM (vBeA5)

297 Night all.

Here is "Shallow Water" by Electric Citizen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bWjN39ZXTA

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 02, 2016 04:14 AM (vBeA5)

298 The first number identifies as a "2" and how dare you oppress numbers with your Euro-centric "mathmatics"!

Because I'm free to do what I want ... any old time ...

Posted by: Adriane the Math Critic ... at May 02, 2016 04:20 AM (AoK0a)

299 1 day off a week isn't enough
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2016 04:26 AM (PFZvJ)

300 Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip


'Sup.

Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 04:28 AM (hg60H)

301 The $2 bill story, the "weirdo vs. weirdo" lesbo vs tranny battle, etc., reminds me of a basic question: Why the hell can't we make money off the mentally ill? Like sell "Safe Space" holy water, trans-friendly toilet paper, anti-Trump spray, Depends for Homos (well, Depends is for homos already, really.) $10 or $15 dollars a pop. I wouldn't charge a Tubman, wouldn't want to encourage their circulation, but we'd still make dough.

Posted by: CrustyB at May 02, 2016 04:34 AM (Hnglq)

302 Why the hell can't we make money off the mentally ill?

Because the politicians & educators started years ago, so they have more experience and a slicker approach ...

Posted by: Adriane the Human Nature Critic ... at May 02, 2016 04:36 AM (AoK0a)

303 #302

Then there's show business.

Posted by: Epobirs at May 02, 2016 04:55 AM (IdCqF)

304 Then there's show business.

Bread & circuses ? or Jerry springer or BOTH ?

Posted by: Adriane the Human Nature Critic ... at May 02, 2016 05:04 AM (AoK0a)

305 Very happy to see the story of my old charges on the A-10

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2016 05:12 AM (PFZvJ)

306 I don't buy Transgender stats either, actual numbers must be very small percentage wise, but those who are confused at best must make up the bulk of any total. What I call confused are those being slightly curious but get egged on by others to increase their curiously.

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2016 05:27 AM (PFZvJ)

307 Well, its 0600 so time for . . .


Good Morning Morons. Today is Monday, May 02, 2016. On this day in 1611 the King James Bible was published for the first time in London, England, by printer Robert Barker. In January 1604, James I had convened the Hampton Court Conference, where a new English version was conceived in response to the problems of the earlier translations perceived by the Puritans, a faction of the Church of England. James gave the translators instructions intended to ensure that the new version would conform to the ecclesiology and reflect the episcopal structure of the Church of England and its belief in an ordained clergy. The translation was done by 47 scholars, all of whom were members of the Church of England.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 05:56 AM (vvmPQ)

308 I] CIA Director John Brennan said Sunday that 28 classified pages of a bipartisan commission's report on the Sept. 11, 2001 terror attacks contains uncorroborated, unvetted information that some could seize upon to claim Saudi Arabian involvement in the attacks.


Who are you going to believe, an Obama stooge or a contemporaneous report that has been redacted for years? I'll stick with the report because knowledgeable people have been saying this for years. And besides, this administration can't do anything but lie its ass off.


http://tinyurl.com/gud9o3u

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 05:56 AM (vvmPQ)

309 Both Cruz and Kommie Sanders say they will stay in the race to the bitter end. No word here from Kashit but he is too stupid to drop out.


http://tinyurl.com/hw4p3hr

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 05:57 AM (vvmPQ)

310 The Navy Seal who killed Bin Laden makes a statement to clear up some of the myths that are being promulgated about the event now.


http://tinyurl.com/zqy8nyg

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 05:57 AM (vvmPQ)

311 Houston HS hired a French teacher who can not speak French. Students learn on their own.


http://tinyurl.com/goetowz

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 05:57 AM (vvmPQ)

312 European carp have taken over Australia's waterways so their plan is to give them herpes to kill them all.


http://tinyurl.com/j78ano2

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 05:57 AM (vvmPQ)

313 PR will default on debt payments today because the Democrats and the RNCe could not find a way to cram a bailout down the rest of congress's throat. Traditionally this has been classified as "bankrupt" but nobody is using that word now. Of course the Governor blames the US congress for their problems. They are either blind, stupid, or typical lefty socialists. They simply can not understand that socialism via spending other people's money simply does not work. And what they have been doing is spending borrowed money for decades on socialist programs at the same time they were driving away major businesses.


http://tinyurl.com/j5ueor6

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 05:58 AM (vvmPQ)

314 Major fire at a landmark NYC church yesterday.


http://tinyurl.com/zfwqhhx

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 05:58 AM (vvmPQ)

315 Communist thugs start a riot in Seattle after a May Day parade had been completed. They do this because they know the liberal Demo-commies in charge of Seattle will not punish them.


http://tinyurl.com/jlju95m

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 05:58 AM (vvmPQ)

316 Idiot suing Starbucks over the amount of actual fluid in a Starbucks "iced" beverage. It is far too easy to sue over ridiculous crap in the US and everybody is paying for this. It is far past time to completely revamp the tort system in the US which is probably the worst in the world.


http://tinyurl.com/ja5euql

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 05:58 AM (vvmPQ)

317 Cuban born American warns that the US is becoming a communist country thanks to propaganda from the MFM supporting leftists. He sees the same stuff that happened to Cuba happening now in the US. Hell, we elected an admitted communist president for two terms and have another one running now, along with a non-admitted communist as well. The US has been a socialist country since the 30s but it really is now far along the path to communism.


http://tinyurl.com/gmoodo2

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 05:59 AM (vvmPQ)

318 A small West VA coal mining town told the Democrat Governor that they did not want the Clintons in their town. They came anyway and got roundly booed. The Clinton response was really lame. They said they had said they would provide "job training and work relocation" for displaced coal miners. Evidently the coal miners were not stupid enough to fall for that old chestnut as others have in the past.


http://tinyurl.com/hbtf5yf

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 05:59 AM (vvmPQ)

319 Malia will take a year off and then go to Harvard which, thanks to this kind of crap, has become a failed school that costs a fortune to attend. And I would almost be willing to bet that the Obama's are not paying for her costs.


http://tinyurl.com/h534pw7

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 05:59 AM (vvmPQ)

320 The mooch can not hide her disdain for America while the national anthem is played.


http://tinyurl.com/jqz4bb4

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 05:59 AM (vvmPQ)

321 An illegal alien is being prosecuted for a gruesome murder and if he does not get life w/o parole he will likely wind up back on US streets. Why? Because our immigration laws and court rulings are hideous. Once he leaves jail ICE will attempt to deport him back to his home country. If El Salvador refuses to take him back he will be turned lose to the streets of the US thanks to a liberal idiot judge's rulings. What we should be doing is putting him on a one way flight to El Salvador and not giving them a choice. A simple he's your trash you deal with him should be the word. Oh, as an added treat, WaPo tried to hide the fact that he was an illegal, but that is common now.


http://tinyurl.com/gmc9nhq

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 06:00 AM (vvmPQ)

322 The author of Clinton Cash decries the MFM's cover-up of Scankles corruption and bribery.


http://tinyurl.com/h6ux9bk

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 06:00 AM (vvmPQ)

323 From The Hill typical liberal rag lead:


Conservative columnist George Will is calling on the GOP to keep Donald Trump out of the White House, even if he wins the nomination.


Will is not a conservative and never has been a conservative, and this statement proves it.


http://tinyurl.com/zvh7akm

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 06:00 AM (vvmPQ)

324 Thanks to the Republican's shitty congressional leadership the Democrats are still controlling spending in Congress. Is this really a failure in leadership or is the fact that there is not a nickel's worth of difference between the RNCe and the Demo-commies? The Republicans ran on halting Obama's run-away spending and once voters gave them control they did a 180 and broke every campaign promise. We truly do not have a Party people.


http://tinyurl.com/jcwcceo

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 06:00 AM (vvmPQ)

325 The Daily Junk


http://tinyurl.com/j9tjug3


That's it for today folks. And hey I made #1 on comments but it is more revealing that I did it with only 389 comments, mostly from posting news links. Are we losing Morons? The winner of the comment totals used to run between 400 and 500 comments.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 06:01 AM (vvmPQ)

326 I see Pixy time is off again.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 06:07 AM (vvmPQ)

327 I'm going with graduations, wedding preparations, election burn out, and general exhaustion...

Posted by: Adriane the Human Nature Critic ... at May 02, 2016 06:08 AM (AoK0a)

328 Good Morning & Good Night, Vic ...

May you & yours have a Good Day.

Posted by: Adriane the Human Nature Critic ... at May 02, 2016 06:09 AM (AoK0a)

329 Good Night

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 06:10 AM (vvmPQ)

330 Trump 2016!

Shrillary! for Jail 2017!

#BlueLivesMatter

#IfIWereAFailedStateWhatKindOfFailedStateWouldIBe

SMOD or Bust

Democrats Delenda Est

Posted by: The Twilight Chalkening at May 02, 2016 06:14 AM (wyeK6)

331 >>>Nope, Smart Military Blog. Moose out front shoulda told ya.
Posted by: AmeriDan at May 02, 2016 03:56 AM (hg60H)

So, it's not an Indian chief??!? Damn these bi-focals.....

Retreat!!

Posted by: George Armstrong Custer at May 02, 2016 06:20 AM (wyeK6)

332 'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 02, 2016 06:22 AM (ptqRm)

333 News links start at #307

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 06:25 AM (vvmPQ)

334 'Morning, horde. Sorry about Monday.

Posted by: creeper at May 02, 2016 06:27 AM (ghfOx)

335 You can't trust Monday

Posted by: Cass Eliot at May 02, 2016 06:38 AM (vvmPQ)

336 Thanks for the links, Vic.

With respect to those twenty-eight pages, they have a choice. They can either stonewall or lie. It looks like they've opted for the latter.

Posted by: creeper at May 02, 2016 06:39 AM (ghfOx)

337 336 With respect to those twenty-eight pages, they have a
choice. They can either stonewall or lie. It looks like they've opted
for the latter.


Posted by: creeper at May 02, 2016 06:39 AM (ghfOx)

That is all this Admin does. What they don't hide they lie about. But as long as the MFM and the RNCe let them get away with it they will continue.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 06:41 AM (vvmPQ)

338 >>>>CIA Director John Brennan said Sunday that 28 classified pages of a
bipartisan commission's report on the Sept. 11, 2001 terror attacks
contains uncorroborated, unvetted information that some could seize upon
to claim Saudi Arabian involvement in the attacks.
.
.
.
.
.So that pretty much confirms that Saudi Arabia coordinated, financed and planned the entire evolution on 9/11.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 02, 2016 06:45 AM (iONHu)

339 312
European carp have taken over Australia's waterways so their plan is to give them herpes to kill them all.


http://tinyurl.com/j78ano2

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 05:57 AM (vvmPQ)

Interesting. Asian carp are taking over the Mississippi. Carp are a tough specias.

Posted by: creeper at May 02, 2016 06:50 AM (ghfOx)

340 338 So that pretty much confirms that Saudi Arabia coordinated, financed and planned the entire evolution on 9/11.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 02, 2016 06:45 AM (iONHu)

I think what we will find is that one, maybe two, members of the House of Saud financed the operation.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 06:53 AM (vvmPQ)

341 339 Interesting. Asian carp are taking over the Mississippi. Carp are a tough specias.


Posted by: creeper at May 02, 2016 06:50 AM (ghfOx)

They took over the Great Lakes years ago.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 06:53 AM (vvmPQ)

342 That's it for today folks. And hey I made #1 on comments but it is more revealing that I did it with only 389 comments, mostly from posting news links. Are we losing Morons? The winner of the comment totals used to run between 400 and 500 comments.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 06:01 AM (vvmPQ)

I'm just glad I'm off the wall of shame.
The numbers have been low - you can tell the ONTs are only 300+ by daybreak. I think the primary wars have taken their toll.

Posted by: @votermom at May 02, 2016 06:56 AM (nbrY/)

343 I'm just glad I'm off the wall of shame.

The numbers have been low - you can tell the ONTs are only 300+ by daybreak. I think the primary wars have taken their toll.

Posted by: @votermom


I don't post comments often. I did notice the "regulars" slowed down a bit when the TRUMP no CRUZ pissing contests started.

Posted by: Bruce at May 02, 2016 06:57 AM (8ikIW)

344 The numbers have been low - you can tell the ONTs are only 300+ by daybreak. I think the primary wars have taken their toll.

Posted by: @votermom at May 02, 2016 06:56 AM (nbrY/)

I quit commenting on the primary threads. The constant flame wars between the opponents and the fly-by trolls gets old after a while.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 06:59 AM (vvmPQ)

345 >>>I quit commenting on the primary threads. The constant flame wars
between the opponents and the fly-by trolls gets old after a while.
.
.
.
.I just get up and leave when the #Trump and #Never Trump people start going at it. My house is cleaner....

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 02, 2016 07:00 AM (iONHu)

346 I just saw a "news" report on a Chicago TV station about the shooting/killings in Chicago.
The police chief blamed them on less then one percent of the city population. Mainly gang members. Using ILLEGAL guns.

Since owning a gun in Chicago is illegal, does that mean all guns, or guns like fully automatic and sawed off shotguns, or,,,?

Posted by: Bruce at May 02, 2016 07:02 AM (8ikIW)

347 No Asian Carp in Great Lakes except signs of their DNA, enough to induce panic in several states. Lake carp are European, which were imported a-purpose by
Germans. In Alpine streams, carp are a pleasant game fish. They found a whole new habitat in marsh-bottom.

Carp can "walk" -- wriggle through incredibly small amounts of water. They used to get out of the ditches and into fields and streets in NW Ohio when the water was up in spring. For a long time Archbold was the gefilte capital of the world.

The infestation in the Miss.valley, by report, was caused by them walking out of fish farms where they were raised for Asian markets. The solution is canning.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 02, 2016 07:04 AM (xq1UY)

348 Mayday Mayday! Time to erect the Maypole! May this day live in your heart forever comrade. Rejoice in the splendor that is me!

Posted by: Barky O at May 02, 2016 07:04 AM (BO/km)

349 re #308 and John Brennan --

Then there is the persistent rumor that Brennan is a muzzie hisself.

Even snopes is unwilling to mark this rumor as false.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/brennan.asp

But they do include the fact that Brennan was sworn in on a copy of the Constitution, not on a Bible; that he was station chief in SA for many years, and that he praised the hajj, a muzzie ceremony that can only be attended by muzzies.

A couple of things snopes left out is him referring to Jerusalem as Al Quds, and him claiming that the Muslim Brotherhood is non-violent and largely secular, right before Egypt threw them out of office and arrested many of them. These things can be seen on youtube clips.

And now Brennan doesn't think much of those redacted 28 pages about SA's involvement in 9/11.

Well Mr. Brennan, I'm thinking you should go fetch your fucking shinebox.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2016 07:09 AM (gyKtp)

350 Ace himself posted under 31 different names? New ways of getting his Trump hate on?

Posted by: tsj017 at May 02, 2016 07:10 AM (jnAOr)

351 May is starting out cold in OK.

Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2016 07:12 AM (Fmupd)

352 351 May is starting out cold in OK.
Posted by: Soona




Nice 55 degree rainy morning in Dallas.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2016 07:15 AM (Z65m4)

353 Good Morning Everyone. April ended cold and wet. May has started cold and wet. There has to be a gorebull warmening joke here somewhere.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Brrrrr.... at May 02, 2016 07:16 AM (WVsWD)

354 It's rainy and warm here this morning.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 07:18 AM (vvmPQ)

355 47 degrees now. Will be in the lower 40's upper 30's tonight. May have areas of frost in northwest OK.

Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2016 07:22 AM (Fmupd)

356 Trump supporter holds group hug with protesters.
https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/726871387214761984

Posted by: @votermom at May 02, 2016 07:24 AM (nbrY/)

357 Well Mr. Brennan, I'm thinking you should go fetch your fucking shinebox.




And a goat.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2016 07:24 AM (Z65m4)

358 Quit your carping!

Posted by: Fish and Game at May 02, 2016 07:25 AM (/ciMI)

359 Over at Twitchy, Iowahawk makes a tweet about Malia's Hahvaad announcement with

Kid who has never attended public school continues to not do so

Gets assailed, and defends himself with a few more choice words.

http://tinyurl.com/j7v9d3b

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2016 07:25 AM (gyKtp)

360 And a goat.

Posted by: rickb223

We Need Safe Places For GOATS!!!!

Posted by: Bruce at May 02, 2016 07:26 AM (8ikIW)

361 Seattle has turned into a commie hell-hole. University of Washington students. Mostly white and stupid and spoiled.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 02, 2016 07:27 AM (CzhL0)

362 314 Major fire at a landmark NYC church yesterday.


http://tinyurl.com/zfwqhhx
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It's a historic Orthodox Church in Manhattan.
In flames on Orthodox Easter.
I hope it was an accident and not arson.

Posted by: @votermom at May 02, 2016 07:27 AM (nbrY/)

363 We Need Safe Places For GOATS!!!!
Posted by: Bruce

And chickens!

Posted by: The chicken at May 02, 2016 07:27 AM (/ciMI)

364 There is something fishy about that carp story. Just can't put my finger on it.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at May 02, 2016 07:29 AM (22uju)

365 And chickens!

Posted by: The chicken

Okay. A big inflatable hamster exercise ball for everyone!!

Posted by: Bruce at May 02, 2016 07:30 AM (8ikIW)

366 It's a historic Orthodox Church in Manhattan.
In flames on Orthodox Easter.
I hope it was an accident and not arson.


Posted by: @votermom at May 02, 2016 07:27 AM (nbrY/)


If it were a mosque on a Muslim holiday, they'd be screaming about hate crimes before they even knew if it was arson.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 02, 2016 07:30 AM (J+mig)

367 361 Seattle has turned into a commie hell-hole. University of Washington students. Mostly white and stupid and spoiled.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at May 02, 2016 07:27 AM (CzhL0)


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Many US universities are commie hellholes nowadays. We even have our share of it here in OK.

Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2016 07:31 AM (Fmupd)

368 We Need Safe Places For GOATS!!!!
Posted by: Bruce

And chickens!
Posted by: The chicken

I identify as a chicken, so it's my right to enter the same safe space.

Posted by: The chicken fckuer at May 02, 2016 07:31 AM (/ciMI)

369 @324

I've posted this little nugget before but it bears repeating.

At the end of this congress the GOP will have controlled the house for 18 of 22 years and the senate for 12 of 22 years and the presidency for 8 of 22 years.

In that time the debt has gone from just under 5 trillion to just under 20 trillion.

So with regards to fiscal concerns the GOP has been fiscally reckless and the majority of our debt has been compiled under their ruinous watch.

The GOP is a fraudulent party and needs to be destroyed.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 02, 2016 07:31 AM (M+Oml)

370 Quit your carping!
Posted by: Fish and Game



What's the henweigh? What's the total punnage?
My truck is only a half pun.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2016 07:33 AM (Z65m4)

371 OK, round-eye, you caught me. Now release me!

Posted by: Asian Carp at May 02, 2016 07:35 AM (/ciMI)

372 What's the henweigh?
Posted by: rickb223

Just enough. Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Posted by: The chicken at May 02, 2016 07:37 AM (/ciMI)

373 All Asian carps are trannies.

Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2016 07:38 AM (Fmupd)

374 All Carp are Lady Boys.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Brrrrr.... at May 02, 2016 07:39 AM (WVsWD)

375 Never posted much this time of the day. Now I see why.

Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2016 07:40 AM (Fmupd)

376 Maybe I should refresh a little more often.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Late and short. at May 02, 2016 07:41 AM (WVsWD)

377 And with regards the bathroom wars we are destined to lose because our side is not prepared to use violance or the threat of violance all of the groups fighting for it are funded by our tax dollars and while the GOP was standing around with its dumb up its ass doing jack and shit the Donks were filling up the judiciary with progressive apparatchiks.

The GOP needs to be destroyed.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 02, 2016 07:41 AM (M+Oml)

378 Over at Twitchy, Iowahawk makes a tweet about Malia's Hahvaad announcement with

Kid who has never attended public school continues to not do so

Gets assailed, and defends himself with a few more choice words.

http://tinyurl.com/j7v9d3b

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2016 07:25 AM (gyKtp)



I'm sure she got in based on her grades

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 02, 2016 07:41 AM (45oDG)

379 Bought a new lawnmower this weekend. Works great.

Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2016 07:42 AM (Fmupd)

380 Never posted much this time of the day. Now I see why.



Slack time before the EMT or the Dump.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2016 07:42 AM (Z65m4)

381 This bathroom is only if you have the bait'n'tackle.

Posted by: Asian Carp at May 02, 2016 07:42 AM (/ciMI)

382 Morning all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2016 07:43 AM (V/InG)

383 377 while the GOP was standing around with its dumb up
its ass doing jack and shit the Donks were filling up the judiciary with
progressive apparatchiks.



The GOP needs to be destroyed.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 02, 2016 07:41 AM (M+Oml)

All those liberal judges are being confirmed by the Senate 100-0. So they are not just standing around, they are aiding and abetting.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 07:43 AM (vvmPQ)

384 380 Slack time before the EMT or the Dump.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2016 07:42 AM (Z65m4)

There is no more EMT on weekdays. Which is why I post the links on the ONT now.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 07:44 AM (vvmPQ)

385 Morning NGU.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2016 07:44 AM (Z65m4)

386
I'm sure she got in based on her grades
Posted by: TheQuietMan

You bet! She is one of the brightest students we've ever seen!

*seals transcript*

Posted by: School Administrators at May 02, 2016 07:45 AM (/ciMI)

387 @383

Which is even more gauling because while the GOP made noises about using the nuclear option they rejected that in favor of turning judicial appointments effectively over to the Donks during Bush the lessers miserable reign.

When the GOP made noises about blocking Obamas appointments the Donks did not hesitate to shitcan the filabuster.

The GOP needs to be destroyed.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 02, 2016 07:47 AM (M+Oml)

388 @Kreplach/Rambo-Knock yourself out dude. Why bitch and talk about it on a blog. Want violence? Start with yourself, do what you need to do to start your "war".

Posted by: JROD at May 02, 2016 07:50 AM (wnwJC)

389 387 When the GOP made noises about blocking Obamas appointments the Donks did not hesitate to shitcan the filabuster.



The GOP needs to be destroyed.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 02, 2016 07:47 AM (M+Oml)

And as I said at #324 they have given the Donks control of congress while they are in the majority.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 07:50 AM (vvmPQ)

390 Grim.

#BringBackOurJokes

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 02, 2016 07:50 AM (/ciMI)

391 looks like Watters landed a left to pinkos jaw.
Any word on who won the "nerd fight"?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 02, 2016 07:51 AM (SeD0w)

392 @391 Tonight. On a very special "Watters World."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 02, 2016 07:53 AM (xq1UY)

393 And as I said at #324 they have given the Donks control of congress while they are in the majority.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 07:50 AM (vvmPQ)



Hard to believe with Paul Quisling as Speaker /sarc

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 02, 2016 07:53 AM (45oDG)

394 Kreplach: I'm Spartacus!

Everyone else: Yup. He's Spartacus.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 02, 2016 07:53 AM (/ciMI)

395 "So is Germany becoming less German? Not really."

Hmm. No. Germany stopped having kids a long tim ago. Most of my neighbors are not born here. In fact one-third of the residents of Germany were not.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at May 02, 2016 07:54 AM (Zqv3+)

396 394 Kreplach: I'm Spartacus! Everyone else: Yup. He's Spartacus.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 02, 2016 07:53 AM (/ciMI) Needed a good laugh this morning. Thanks Turd!

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at May 02, 2016 07:55 AM (22uju)

397 @388

We're working on it.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 02, 2016 07:55 AM (M+Oml)

398 UK Labour politician says Israelis 'drink Gaza's blood'

Yet another Labour Party politician's virulent anti-Semitism exposed; Ilyas Aziz also echoed calls to ethnically-cleanse Israeli Jews.

Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2016 07:56 AM (V/InG)

399 @369 Kreplach

"So with regards to fiscal concerns the GOP has been fiscally reckless and the majority of our debt has been compiled under their ruinous watch."

Nice. And the democrats? What is their role in all that?

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at May 02, 2016 07:58 AM (Zqv3+)

400 387 @383

Which is even more gauling because while the GOP made noises about using the nuclear option they rejected that in favor of turning judicial appointments effectively over to the Donks during Bush the lessers miserable reign.

When the GOP made noises about blocking Obamas appointments the Donks did not hesitate to shitcan the filabuster.

The GOP needs to be destroyed.
Posted by: Kreplach at May 02, 2016 07:47 AM (M+Oml)


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I think it's been noted numerous times over the last few years the the GOP and the dems have become conjoined into one party. The American spirit of political debate is dead in DC.

We need to water the tree of liberty. It's just a matter of getting to the point where what's left of America become willing to make that sacrifice.

I'm not holding my breath.

Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2016 07:58 AM (Fmupd)

401 I'm not holding my breath.
Posted by: Soona at May 02, 2016 07:58 AM (Fmupd)

Wise move.
And I went to school

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2016 07:58 AM (V/InG)

402 Da Dump

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 02, 2016 08:00 AM (vvmPQ)

403 Good morning, ladies!

Posted by: Blind Pew strolling past the carp market at May 02, 2016 08:05 AM (ovJ4P)

404 @399

The Donks have had control of the power of the purse for exactly 4 of the last 22 years.

When they had control they were an abomination it Pales in comparison to the carnage the GOP has caused.

We still aren't going to get a budget under Paul "totally CON-servative" Ryan's abysmal rule.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 02, 2016 08:06 AM (M+Oml)

405 @404

So democrats are innocent snowflakes in your word?

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at May 02, 2016 08:31 AM (Zqv3+)

406 155
89

The episode of Mary Tyler Moore they're running on MeTV...

MeTV keeps telling me the episode of Columbo that I'm watching is part of their last laughs Sunday night sitcoms.

Either I don't get Columbo or they don't get Columbo. Not sure which.

*
*
I have MeTV too. Darn, I wish they'd put the old drama shows on earlier in the evening! "Route 66" (which they were running a while back), "Naked City" (no, youngsters, it ain't what you think -- it was a forerunner of "Law and Order"), "The Man from U.N.C.L.E.," "The Fugitive," "I Spy" -- that would be some dynamite stuff.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 02, 2016 12:08 PM (0IyZm)

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