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AoSHQ Podcast #141: Prince Is Dead, Long Live Prince

Ace and Drew discuss various pop culture topics and throw in a healthy weekly ration of politics on this episode of THE podcast.

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1 The comment formerly known as first.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at April 29, 2016 04:33 PM (kumBu)

2 Aint nobody got time fo dat!

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 29, 2016 04:34 PM (QM5S2)

3 3rd?

Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2016 04:35 PM (e3bId)

4 Yesssssssss!

Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2016 04:36 PM (e3bId)

5 Kilroynius hic erat.

Posted by: Gaius Kilroynius at April 29, 2016 04:36 PM (OF/aZ)

6 Lucky Seventh !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 29, 2016 04:36 PM (gUoN4)

7 Testing

Posted by: JROD at April 29, 2016 04:37 PM (wnwJC)

8 Or maybe not so much ....

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 29, 2016 04:37 PM (gUoN4)

9 Do you have Prince in a can ?

Posted by: Crank Yanker at April 29, 2016 04:38 PM (gs8be)

10 I'm still pissed at Prince.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 29, 2016 04:38 PM (VAsIq)

11 Nobody expects the Trump Inquisition!

Posted by: Cardinal Ximenez at April 29, 2016 04:38 PM (s5o+q)

12 lol 13th!

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 29, 2016 04:38 PM (xuouz)

13 Curses!

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 29, 2016 04:38 PM (xuouz)

14 My life is reduced to this - predicting my comment number. Perhaps it is time for civilization to collapse.

Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2016 04:39 PM (e3bId)

15 Prince. Still dead and a little ashy.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 29, 2016 04:39 PM (+aCe4)

16 12 lol 13th!

Right ?

Posted by: Gas masked bong hittin' draftee at April 29, 2016 04:40 PM (gs8be)

17 North Texas Morons keep your heads down tonight. Bathrooms on the right. Tornado watches in effect until midnight.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2016 04:41 PM (vz4z/)

18 (n+3) x 2 th!

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 29, 2016 04:41 PM (9krrF)

19 Holy crap, the number fit! /faints

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 29, 2016 04:41 PM (9krrF)

20 Do we have to listen to the content to comment?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 29, 2016 04:41 PM (KUaJL)

21 (n+3) x 2 th!
Posted by: Brother Cavil



#NoMath!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2016 04:41 PM (vz4z/)

22 Love the Kitteh, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2016 04:42 PM (etV2e)

23 My life is reduced to this - predicting my comment number. Perhaps it is time for civilization to collapse.
Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2016 04:39 PM (e3bId)

Don't put that evil on the rest of us, loser.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 29, 2016 04:42 PM (xuouz)

24 Prince was, and is, overblown hype IMO.
A decent showman, but so was P.T. Barnum.
I don't understand the idolatry of this guy.
Teenage girls grew up to his music... ok, fine.
He wrote some hits... yep
Banged Sheila E... wait, that's a +1


Still he died a prescription opiate junkie, alone, half falling out of an elevator.
No sympathy here, junkies are gonna do what they do.

Posted by: IP at April 29, 2016 04:42 PM (aQQbl)

25 My guess is Prince died of a Percocet overdose or some opiod overdose.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 29, 2016 04:42 PM (+aCe4)

26 Do we have to listen to the content to comment?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 29, 2016 04:41 PM (KUaJL)


I think you have to be discontent to comment.

Or, really, really like orangesicles.

Not mutually exclusive, of course.

Posted by: Cardinal Ximenez at April 29, 2016 04:43 PM (s5o+q)

27 23 Don't be bitter!

Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2016 04:44 PM (e3bId)

28 >>Do we have to listen to the content to comment?


I barely read the Headlines.

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2016 04:44 PM (etV2e)

29 Do we have to listen to the content to comment?

Posted by: joe

No one ever has before.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 29, 2016 04:44 PM (VAsIq)

30 I think you have to be discontent to comment.

Now is the summer late spring of our dissed content...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 29, 2016 04:44 PM (9krrF)

31 Wonder how fast REELZ can make an Autopsy episode with Prince?

Posted by: Hadoop at April 29, 2016 04:44 PM (2X7pN)

32 We hate Trump because he lied to our Presdent of color and that is a crime and Trump should be placed in that Cuba Prison Place after Senitor Sanders wins in October elections this yeer.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 29, 2016 04:44 PM (NuElX)

33 I'm dead?

Posted by: the artist formerly known as alive at April 29, 2016 04:44 PM (HgMAr)

34 Geez . . . invite a Dominican into your sock, it's hell to get rid of him!

Posted by: filbert at April 29, 2016 04:44 PM (s5o+q)

35 (n+3) x 2 th!
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 29, 2016 04:41 PM


That's a big number! The best! Infinite! For very small values of infinity.

Posted by: Teh Donald! at April 29, 2016 04:45 PM (OF/aZ)

36 Do we have to listen to the content to comment?


I barely read the Headlines.
Posted by: garrett



Tl;dr

Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2016 04:45 PM (vz4z/)

37 I'm dead?
Posted by: the artist formerly known as alive at April 29, 2016 04:44 PM (HgMAr)


It's not so bad after you get used to it.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at April 29, 2016 04:45 PM (s5o+q)

38
They are claiming that Prince was HIV positive, controlled it with meds, but stopped taking them due to religious reasons, and died of AIDS.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 29, 2016 04:45 PM (iQIUe)

39 Weird, that a man who entrusted his entire existence to a bevy of supermodels died young.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 29, 2016 04:45 PM (VAsIq)

40 Prince was, and is, overblown hype IMO.
A decent showman, but so was P.T. Barnum.
I don't understand the idolatry of this guy.
Teenage girls grew up to his music... ok, fine.
He wrote some hits... yep
Banged Sheila E... wait, that's a +1


I don't know enough to say otherwise, but I'm seeing a lot of people agreed that he was extremely good on multiple musical instruments, on top of excellence in composing music.

And he has a big vault of recordings that may contain material as good as of his best known hits.


Sure, you may find lots of personal flaws, but that seems typical of musical talent.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 29, 2016 04:45 PM (uURQL)

41
BRING BACK RDBREWER!

I cant believe people dont miss him. Seriously, what the fck??

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 29, 2016 04:46 PM (iQIUe)

42 (n+3) x 2 th!
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 29, 2016 04:41 PM

That's a big number! The best! Infinite! For very small values of infinity.

Posted by: Teh Donald! at April 29, 2016 04:45 PM (OF/aZ)


Cardinal Ximenez left the thread too soon.

Cardinal Fang?

CARDINAL FANG!?!

Posted by: filbert at April 29, 2016 04:46 PM (s5o+q)

43 They are claiming that Prince was HIV positive, controlled it with meds, but stopped taking them due to religious reasons, and died of AIDS.



Yeah. Supposedly back in '91.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2016 04:47 PM (vz4z/)

44 Still he died a prescription opiate junkie, alone, half falling out of an elevator.
No sympathy here, junkies are gonna do what they do.---------IP


He had leg and hip pain due to multiple injuries from his energetic performances.
It's not like he started taking the stuff recreationally. Taking it for legit reasons and getting hooked is something I can have some sympathy for.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 29, 2016 04:47 PM (+aCe4)

45 No no no, Mary, the election is in December! Mark it on your calendar and don't forget to vote, OK?

Posted by: wth at April 29, 2016 04:47 PM (HgMAr)

46 And he has a big vault of recordings that may contain material as good as of his best known hits.


Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens

Or, conversely, a catalog of mediocre-to-shit recordings that weren't good enough to be B-sides on his crappier albums.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 29, 2016 04:47 PM (VAsIq)

47 HIV drugs were against his religion but banging everything not nailed down was true to gospel. Damn, um, ok.

Posted by: nckate at April 29, 2016 04:49 PM (/ygaY)

48 BRING BACK RDBREWER!

I cant believe people dont miss him. Seriously, what the fck??-------Bruce With a Wang!

What?! What happened to him?

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 29, 2016 04:49 PM (m3iiU)

49 40 Prince was, and is, overblown hype IMO.
A decent showman, but so was P.T. Barnum.
I don't understand the idolatry of this guy.


Agreed! Purple Rain? R U f'ing kidding me? I couldn't make it through a half hour of that crap!

Posted by: Hadoop at April 29, 2016 04:49 PM (2X7pN)

50 38


They are claiming that Prince was HIV positive, controlled it with
meds, but stopped taking them due to religious reasons, and died of
AIDS.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 29, 2016 04:45 PM (iQIUe)

Everything I have read said he most likely died of a percocet overdose. We will not know until the autopsy is returned.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 29, 2016 04:49 PM (vvmPQ)

51
This was a big fckin deal when it aired in 1991. We did not see shite like this on TV:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcMJ6l7Y5cs

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 29, 2016 04:49 PM (iQIUe)

52
well well well.

Will Ferrell pulls out of Reagan Alzheimers "comedy"

http://pagesix.com/2016/04/29/will-ferrell-pulls-out-of-reagan-alzheimers-comedy/

Posted by: iforgot at April 29, 2016 04:50 PM (pC96u)

53 No sympathy here, junkies are gonna do what they do.

Posted by: IP


So you don't care for an artist whom others adore and that makes his life worthless.

Milk of fucking human kindness there, Sport.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 29, 2016 04:50 PM (1xUj/)

54 >>Or, conversely, a catalog of mediocre-to-shit recordings that weren't good enough to be B-sides on his crappier albums.



The Live stuff from the 'Purple' years alone will be worth more than enough.

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2016 04:50 PM (etV2e)

55 Now is the summer late spring of our dissed content...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 29, 2016 04:44 PM


Made glorious summer by this son of Ewoks;
And all the clouds that low'r'd upon our blog
In the deep bosom of the banhammer buried.

Posted by: Teh Donald! at April 29, 2016 04:50 PM (OF/aZ)

56 Glad I dumped my Maybelline and Jeri Curl stock.

Posted by: wth at April 29, 2016 04:51 PM (HgMAr)

57 Rifftrax / MST3K is doing a live show on TimeChasers. May 5.

Posted by: wooga at April 29, 2016 04:51 PM (VgC/t)

58 Prince was what a lot of people thought Michael Jackson was, talent-wise.

He was more talented, actually.

From all reports, a generally better person, too.

Posted by: filbert at April 29, 2016 04:51 PM (s5o+q)

59 Hey what the hell happened to rdbrewer?

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 29, 2016 04:52 PM (xuouz)

60 What?! What happened to him?
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 29, 2016 04:49 PM (m3iiU)

===========
Look around. Do you see him? No!
Something happened.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 29, 2016 04:53 PM (iQIUe)

61 Prince was, and is, overblown hype IMO.

-
Some truths must not be spoken aloud.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 29, 2016 04:53 PM (Nwg0u)

62 >>Hey what the hell happened to rdbrewer?


He went on the Cart.

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2016 04:53 PM (etV2e)

63 What has happened to all the cobs?

Posted by: nckate at April 29, 2016 04:53 PM (/ygaY)

64 I'll go along with a vault full of "never made the cut even as a B-side" theory.

I suppose if I was in the Minneapolis music biz and he came walking in my office in 1991 I'd of likely let him pass as I don't see him in any fashion a musical genius. Marketing yes, but his music was crap. If you got to make it about the show, then you aren't a musician, you're an actor.

Posted by: IP at April 29, 2016 04:53 PM (aQQbl)

65 Prince is dead? And no will?
Well now...

Posted by: Melvin Dummar at April 29, 2016 04:54 PM (YFFpo)

66 Hey what the hell happened to rdbrewer?

---

Carousel!

Posted by: Bad Sci Fi Movies of Yesteryear at April 29, 2016 04:54 PM (VAsIq)

67 You want Ronald Reagan
You will take Donald Trump
You get Abu Hajaar

Posted by: GT 5.0 at April 29, 2016 04:54 PM (oEI4h)

68 Posted by: filbert at April 29, 2016 04:51 PM (s5o+q)

Agreed. We're doing Little Red Corvette in tonight's as show a tribute to him. Easy structure, but difficult "vibe" to capture.

Posted by: Meremortal at April 29, 2016 04:54 PM (hTqVx)

69 24 ...was, and is, overblown hype IMO.
A decent showman, but so was P.T. Barnum.
I don't understand the idolatry of this guy...

----------------
A lot of that going around theses days.
Who were we talking about again?

Posted by: Chi at April 29, 2016 04:54 PM (AfOTL)

70 What has happened to all the cobs?
Posted by: nckate at April 29, 2016 04:53 PM (/ygaY)


Where have all the cob logs gone?
Long time passing,
Where have all the cob logs gone?
Long time ago . . .

Posted by: filbert at April 29, 2016 04:54 PM (s5o+q)

71 Where have all the flowers gone? Long time passing.

Posted by: Hadoop at April 29, 2016 04:54 PM (2X7pN)

72 What?! What happened to him?
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 29, 2016 04:49 PM (m3iiU)

===========
Look around. Do you see him? No!
Something happened.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!



I don't see grammie winger either! Oh no! Did FenelonSpoke write another post??

Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2016 04:55 PM (vz4z/)

73 I liked the stitcher connection , but did the MP3 and couldn't get it to play while surfing around

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2016 04:56 PM (PFZvJ)

74 A lot of that going around theses days.
Who were we talking about again?
Posted by: Chi at April 29, 2016 04:54 PM (AfOTL)


Obama?
Tr.....ugh.....hack .. . .

. . .

got something caught in my throat just there . . .

Posted by: filbert at April 29, 2016 04:56 PM (s5o+q)

75 A rudimentary google search of Prince's Album sales will prove you don't know a fucking thing about music or the music industry.

but please, carry on.

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2016 04:56 PM (etV2e)

76 I don't see grammie winger either! Oh no! Did FenelonSpoke write another post??
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2016 04:55 PM (vz4z/)


No, not grammie again! Right before her wedding, too!

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 29, 2016 04:56 PM (uURQL)

77 I wasn't a big Prince fan, but he was a very talented musician.

Posted by: Meremortal at April 29, 2016 04:57 PM (hTqVx)

78 From what I understand Prince was more spiritual than religious for the first half of his life.
He also had his first hit at the age of 17. Can you imagine yourself as a young man having beautiful women throwing themselves at you?
I also doubt he died of AIDS. All of those that I have seen dying of it don't look as good as he did.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 29, 2016 04:57 PM (0x/TW)

79 Bowie was better, but Prince still had more musical talent than Michael Jackson, Elvis, Madonna, or any of these other "performers". Prince actually created radically innovative music.

Posted by: wooga at April 29, 2016 04:58 PM (VgC/t)

80 I don't see how someone that rich does without a will. It's just crazy to me.

Posted by: Lauren at April 29, 2016 04:58 PM (x4WCI)

81
Or, conversely, a catalog of mediocre-to-shit recordings that weren't good enough to be B-sides on his crappier albums.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 29, 2016 04:47 PM (VAsIq)


The potential upside is a lot a more interesting than the null result.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 29, 2016 04:58 PM (uURQL)

82 I also doubt he died of AIDS. All of those that I have seen dying of it don't look as good as he did.


Yeah. Not like Al Sharpton. No "slims" around Prince.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2016 04:58 PM (vz4z/)

83 lol garrett who are you talking to?

Cuz that might be a bannening.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 29, 2016 04:58 PM (xuouz)

84 Grocery store tabloid has Prince dieing from aids, not permitted drugs because of religion.

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2016 04:58 PM (PFZvJ)

85
Wait.... A AoShq Outward Bound class???

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 29, 2016 04:59 PM (iQIUe)

86 Dies*

Posted by: Lauren at April 29, 2016 04:59 PM (x4WCI)

87 41


BRING BACK RDBREWER!



I cant believe people dont miss him. Seriously, what the fck??

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 29, 2016 04:46 PM (iQIUe)


WTH? Where is he?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 29, 2016 04:59 PM (FsuaD)

88 Surprisingly, my respect for Prince rose after seeing him in that Blackhole of Complete Suckitude -

the Super Bowl Halftime Show.


Prince's 20079/0 performance was outstanding, plus good music and great guitar playing.

Afterwards, I told the glorious and lovely Mrs naturalfake, "Oh, okay. I get the Prince fans now. He's pretty damn good."

Though I suppose the time to catch him would've been the early nineties or late 80's.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 29, 2016 04:59 PM (0cMkb)

89 Mrs Old Blue was saying this morning that she heard that a "love child" has appeared out of the woodwork claiming its share of the estate.

Posted by: Old Blue at April 29, 2016 05:00 PM (9iR5/)

90 That could have been Rush Limbagh in that elevator. Or Brett Farve. Heroin. Hell of a drug.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 29, 2016 05:00 PM (oGE0z)

91 Hilarious-- idiot urbanites, whose closest brush with the natural world is signing petitions to protect the frail coyote, learn that predators eat housecats. Haha!

http://tinyurl.com/jp6bg97

(via Drudge)

Posted by: MTF at April 29, 2016 05:00 PM (/m8T6)

92 20079/0 = 2007(?)

Posted by: naturalfake at April 29, 2016 05:00 PM (0cMkb)

93 Bowie was better, but Prince still had more musical talent than Michael Jackson, Elvis, Madonna, or any of these other "performers". Prince actually created radically innovative music.
Posted by: wooga at April 29, 2016 04:58 PM (VgC/t)


Prince single-handedly created the '80's "Minneapolis Sound."

He might have been even bigger if he'd gone to LA, but he stayed home in the Twin Cities.

He was big enough.

Posted by: filbert at April 29, 2016 05:00 PM (s5o+q)

94
I watched Jeruzalem (2015). It was bad yet good. I guess filming in Israel was the draw for me. I recommend it and you can find it for free on the internet.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 29, 2016 05:01 PM (iQIUe)

95 HIV drugs were against his religion but banging everything not nailed down was true to gospel.

-
I read an interesting column the other day but I don't understand it. The column compared the decline of religion to the decline of Eastman Kodak. The idea that Kodak fell because they unwisely clung to film instead of rolling with the digital age. But it would seem to me that the least of the church's problems is failure to adopt a to-get-along-go-along attitude.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 29, 2016 05:01 PM (Nwg0u)

96 Grocery store tabloid has Prince dieing from aids, not permitted drugs because of religion.
Posted by: Skip



See #47 above.
I'm with nckate. Not buying it. Can tap every ass in sight, but can't take medicine?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2016 05:01 PM (vz4z/)

97
He might have been even bigger if he'd gone to LA, but he stayed home in the Twin Cities.

He was big enough.
Posted by: filbert at April 29, 2016 05:00 PM (s5o+q)


Was reading about how his death has hit that area hard. A beloved native son.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 29, 2016 05:02 PM (uURQL)

98 No will?

Well, that takes care of the national debt.

Where to from here?

Posted by: Meremortal at April 29, 2016 05:03 PM (hTqVx)

99 Can you imagine yourself as a young man having beautiful women throwing themselves at you?

Posted by: Tilikum KAW

...yes?

Posted by: Dreams of every fifteen-year-old boy at April 29, 2016 05:03 PM (VAsIq)

100 >> lol garrett who are you talking to?

>Cuz that might be a bannening.


Not to be cavalier and all that...

but that's nowhere near a bannening offense. At worst they'll dock my Ampersand allotment.

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2016 05:04 PM (etV2e)

101 So you don't care for an artist whom others adore and that makes his life worthless.

Milk of fucking human kindness there, Sport.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 29, 2016 04:50 PM (1xUj/)
______________________________________________________
I said and will always say the same thing about Garcia/Lennon/Elvis too. Prince wasn't a God for crying out loud. He was an entertainer.
Compassion? For a guy who died with millions and millions of dollars and fans, who also had an addiction that likely cost in a month more than I make in year. Yet, with all that money he couldn't by treatment for his supposed injuries OR his addiction? Instead it bought old fashioned vanity.
Perspective and reality check time.

Posted by: IP at April 29, 2016 05:04 PM (aQQbl)

102 Previous post taken down?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 29, 2016 05:04 PM (oGE0z)

103
rdbrewer is gone. He no longer posts here. Why, I dont know. Someone said bc of his job. But you can follow him on twitter and it's no job. He posts the same artwork there that he use to post here. How many times did he save this place from 2000 comment threads? Yet, they cut him loose without even a goodbye party.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 29, 2016 05:04 PM (iQIUe)

104 I'm with nckate. Not buying it. Can tap every ass in sight, but can't take medicine?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2016 05:01 PM (vz4z/)
==========
He converted to JW late in life. Someone allegedly convinced him prayer shd keep him from getting sick. You cant go on and off these newer drugs. If you do, they are a lot less effective.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 29, 2016 05:06 PM (iQIUe)

105 Yet, they cut him loose without even a goodbye party.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!

I think he removed himself until after the election.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 29, 2016 05:06 PM (VAsIq)

106 but that's nowhere near a bannening offense. At worst they'll dock my Ampersand allotment.
Posted by: garrett



&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2016 05:06 PM (vz4z/)

107 From Drudge: China has borrowed an arrow from Putin's quiver in the let's-give-Obozo-a-humiliating-kick-where-his-balls-should-be game.

Thanks, Supergenius!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 29, 2016 05:06 PM (Nwg0u)

108 From Drudge: China has borrowed an arrow from Putin's quiver in the let's-give-Obozo-a-humiliating-kick-where-his-balls-should-be game.

Thanks, Supergenius!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Ow my vag!

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at April 29, 2016 05:07 PM (VAsIq)

109 Empathy and sympathy are not the same.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 29, 2016 05:07 PM (oGE0z)

110 R-E-S-P-E-C-T

Posted by: Aretha Franklin at April 29, 2016 05:10 PM (VAsIq)

111 sock begone.

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 29, 2016 05:10 PM (e8ge6)

112 Empathy and sympathy are not the same.

I got that line from a teacher who was being clever instead of supportive once as a young kid.

If I could go back in time, there would be a [REDACTED]punt a'borning.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 29, 2016 05:11 PM (9krrF)

113 Anybody know what time it is?

Posted by: Semisonic at April 29, 2016 05:12 PM (VAsIq)

114 ...look, I understand having some sparse standards in this joint, but sometimes it's like dividing by elephant...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 29, 2016 05:12 PM (9krrF)

115 Hilarious-- idiot urbanites, whose closest brush with the natural world is signing petitions to protect the frail coyote, learn that predators eat housecats. Haha!

-
Wait till figure out what feral justice-involved youth do.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 29, 2016 05:13 PM (Nwg0u)

116 If you want to hate Prince, here are legit reasons.
He gave money to the familis of Michael Brown and Trayvon Martin. He mentioned Brown by name in a song about black men being killed.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 29, 2016 05:13 PM (0x/TW)

117 Oh, the podcast is hilarious so far.

Ace planning on learning how to survive outside. But creeped out by his farmer friend killing a duck.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 29, 2016 05:13 PM (1xUj/)

118 Anybody know what time it is?

-
Too damn late by about 50 years.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 29, 2016 05:14 PM (Nwg0u)

119 Not to be cavalier and all that...
but that's nowhere near a bannening offense. At worst they'll dock my Ampersand allotment.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2016 05:04 PM (etV2e)

I assumed you made that statement in response to something said on the podcast. So: you know what assume does.

I don't have an issue with your verbiage. I speak French fluently.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 29, 2016 05:14 PM (xuouz)

120 113 Anybody know what time it is?
Posted by: Semisonic at April 29, 2016 05:12 PM (VAsIq)


Does anybody really care?

Posted by: Chicago (written in late '60's cursive-ish) at April 29, 2016 05:15 PM (s5o+q)

121 yeah, wha' hoppin'?

Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2016 05:16 PM (e3bId)

122 118 Anybody know what time it is?

------------

25 or 6 to 4.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 29, 2016 05:16 PM (kTF2Z)

123 Ace planning on learning how to survive outside. But creeped out by his farmer friend killing a duck.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 29, 2016 05:13 PM (1xUj/)

Killing waterfowl is easy. You just grab em by the neck and spin those fuckers around like you're the Trenchbull throwing the hammer for Olde England.

Then you get someone else to pluck em.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 29, 2016 05:16 PM (xuouz)

124 52


well well well.



Will Ferrell pulls out of Reagan Alzheimers "comedy"



http://pagesix.com/2016/04/29/will-ferrell-pulls-out-of-reagan-alzheimers-comedy/



Posted by: iforgot at April 29, 2016 04:50 PM (pC96u)

I'd bet George Clooney would take the role. After all, he mocked Charlton Heston--and even doubled down on it--while Heston was dying of Alzheimer's.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 29, 2016 05:17 PM (jV8Mq)

125 Anybody know what time it is?

21 or 2 past 5.

But does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 29, 2016 05:17 PM (xuouz)

126 Then you get someone else to pluck em
_______________________________


Keep plucking that chicken....

Posted by: IP at April 29, 2016 05:17 PM (aQQbl)

127 You guys are going to be soooo pissed when you find out my "catalog" is just sounds of me farting and a LOT of videos of my lady-friends.

Posted by: Zombie Prince at April 29, 2016 05:17 PM (VAsIq)

128 Ace's Guide to Dating (abridged).

In podcast.

Defies description.

Posted by: filbert at April 29, 2016 05:18 PM (s5o+q)

129 >>Ace planning on learning how to survive outside. But creeped out by his farmer friend killing a duck.


Well, were they planning on cooking it or just fucking it?

Context is everything, really.

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2016 05:18 PM (etV2e)

130 Keep plucking that chicken....
Posted by: IP at April 29, 2016 05:17 PM (aQQbl)

It's a goose, silly.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 29, 2016 05:18 PM (xuouz)

131 Prime appeared to me to be a prissy boy with marginal ability but adored by a no discerning mushed brained audience.

Posted by: Pip McGuigen at April 29, 2016 05:19 PM (VCoSe)

132 I once watched my brother swim under some ducks and grab on by the feet. Little fucker beat the shit out of him and he wouldn't let go of the duck. Two black eyes and a broken nose.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 29, 2016 05:19 PM (kTF2Z)

133 I was Zombie Prince first.

Posted by: Ghost of Freddie at April 29, 2016 05:19 PM (aQQbl)

134 Well, were they planning on cooking it or just fucking it?

Context is everything, really.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2016 05:18 PM (etV2e)


"Not mutually exclusive" is pretty much my go-to comment of the evening.

Posted by: filbert at April 29, 2016 05:19 PM (s5o+q)

135 "...videos of my lady-friends"

I'm interested...

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 29, 2016 05:19 PM (0x/TW)

136 Closing Time

Posted by: dartist at April 29, 2016 05:20 PM (qmou8)

137 Well, were they planning on cooking it or just fucking it?

Context is everything, really.



Eeeew!


Who would fuck a dead duck?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 29, 2016 05:20 PM (1xUj/)

138 Too soon?

Posted by: Ghost of Freddie at April 29, 2016 05:20 PM (aQQbl)

139 This woman in the latest 'I never met anyone on deathrow that I wont slobber over', always talked about breaking people's necks. Who the hell breaks people's necks? She tried to do it but the poor woman wouldnt die so she put a plastic bag over her head.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/tag/ladr-love-triangle

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 29, 2016 05:21 PM (iQIUe)

140 The artist formerly known as Prince has gone to join the Diana formerly known as Princess.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 29, 2016 05:21 PM (Nwg0u)

141 I once watched my brother swim under some ducks and grab on by the feet. Little fucker beat the shit out of him and he wouldn't let go of the duck. Two black eyes and a broken nose.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 29, 2016 05:19 PM (kTF2Z)


You think ducks are bad? Try geese. Those are some mean motherfuckers.

And they shit humongously and prodigeously.

Horrible creatures.

Worse than stoats.

Posted by: filbert at April 29, 2016 05:21 PM (s5o+q)

142 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 29, 2016 05:01 PM (Nwg0u)
Kodak invented the digital camera and Rolex invented the quartz watch.
Sometimes the trees get in the way.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at April 29, 2016 05:21 PM (QPdNE)

143 Well, were they planning on cooking it or just fucking it?

Context is everything, really.---------garrett

It can't be yes to both?

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 29, 2016 05:21 PM (+aCe4)

144 Who the hell cares about Prince. Hundreds of violent rioters thugs just broke into the GOP convention in California.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at April 29, 2016 05:22 PM (BS8yt)

145 Worse than stoats.
Posted by: filbert at April 29, 2016 05:21 PM (s5o+q)

Never trust a stoat. Nasty vermin.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 29, 2016 05:22 PM (xuouz)

146 Did ace meet his farmer friend on that farmer dating site?

Posted by: nckate at April 29, 2016 05:23 PM (/ygaY)

147 >>Who would fuck a dead duck?


I'm not sure.

But, it might be too soon to rule out Ace's Farmer Buddy.

We need more facts.

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2016 05:23 PM (etV2e)

148 143 Well, were they planning on cooking it or just fucking it?

Context is everything, really.---------garrett

It can't be yes to both?



Next question: Before or after?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2016 05:23 PM (vz4z/)

149 Psssst.

Hey kid.

*looks around furtively, pulls open heavy coat despite it being 65 and sunny*

Wanna see a link to a Rasmussen poll?

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 29, 2016 05:23 PM (xuouz)

150 You think ducks are bad? Try geese. Those are some mean motherfuckers.

Do not mess with swans. SOBs will mess you up.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 29, 2016 05:23 PM (9krrF)

151 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 29, 2016 05:01 PM (Nwg0u)
Kodak invented the digital camera and Rolex invented the quartz watch.
Sometimes the trees get in the way.

-
OK, now I'm even more confused.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 29, 2016 05:24 PM (Nwg0u)

152 Who the hell cares about Prince. Hundreds of violent rioters thugs just broke into the GOP convention in California.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at April 29, 2016 05:22 PM (BS8yt)


Peaceful protesters for social justice, you mean?

Posted by: filbert at April 29, 2016 05:24 PM (s5o+q)

153 >>Who would fuck a dead duck?


I'm not sure.



I think I phrased that imprecisely.


I wasn't judging anyone for fucking live ducks.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 29, 2016 05:24 PM (1xUj/)

154 IT WAS CLOSING TIME!!!!1!

Posted by: Semisonic at April 29, 2016 05:24 PM (VAsIq)

155 You think ducks are bad? Try geese. Those are some mean motherfuckers.

Do not mess with swans. SOBs will mess you up.




That's what one irons were invented for.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2016 05:25 PM (vz4z/)

156 144 Who the hell cares about Prince. Hundreds of violent rioters thugs just broke into the GOP convention in California.

One little kid of a certain Nationality had a sign that said "Make America Mexico again."

Posted by: donna at April 29, 2016 05:25 PM (O2RFr)

157 Psssst.

Hey kid.

*looks around furtively, pulls open heavy coat despite it being 65 and sunny*

Wanna see a link to a Rasmussen poll?
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 29, 2016 05:23 PM (xuouz)


Hey, mister, that's really little. It looks funny.

(runs away laughing and pointing)

Posted by: filbert at April 29, 2016 05:25 PM (s5o+q)

158 80 I don't see how someone that rich does without a will. It's just crazy to me.
Posted by: Lauren at April 29, 2016 04:58 PM (x4WCI)

Makes no sense. If I had any kind of wealth that would be the very first thing I would do. Besides that, it sounds like his health was kinda iffy anyway. WTF?

Posted by: washrivergal at April 29, 2016 05:25 PM (CFc5L)

159 A Group of Misguided Youths Enter Hotel Unannounced... Film at 11:00

Posted by: IP at April 29, 2016 05:26 PM (aQQbl)

160 156 144 Who the hell cares about Prince. Hundreds of violent rioters thugs just broke into the GOP convention in California.

One little kid of a certain Nationality had a sign that said "Make America Mexico again."



Try. We still Remember the Alamo!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2016 05:26 PM (vz4z/)

161 Open thread operational.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 29, 2016 05:27 PM (uURQL)

162 Who the hell cares about Prince. Hundreds of violent rioters thugs just broke into the GOP convention in California.

-
What's so great about civil society anyway? I just hope no reporterettes get jostled. On a brighter note, it looks like we won't have to fire the first shot. They Fort Sumtered us.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 29, 2016 05:27 PM (Nwg0u)

163 I think I phrased that imprecisely.


I wasn't judging anyone for fucking live ducks.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 29, 2016 05:24 PM (1xUj/)


The dead ones ARE easier to catch, though. I think we can all agree on that.

Posted by: filbert at April 29, 2016 05:27 PM (s5o+q)

164 9 Irons cut cleaner than a 1, but a Loft Wedge, now that's some serious cutlery.

Posted by: IP at April 29, 2016 05:27 PM (aQQbl)

165 Try. We still Remember the Alamo!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2016 05:26 PM

I'm not fond Of Trump but this is getting dangerous... I think He needs more protection...

Posted by: donna at April 29, 2016 05:27 PM (O2RFr)

166 Hey, mister, that's really little. It looks funny.
(runs away laughing and pointing)
Posted by: filbert at April 29, 2016 05:25 PM (s5o+q)

It's cold outside!

And I used bitly!

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 29, 2016 05:27 PM (xuouz)

167 Shrinkage!!!!

Posted by: IP at April 29, 2016 05:28 PM (aQQbl)

168 154
IT WAS CLOSING TIME!!!!1!

Posted by: Semisonic at April 29, 2016 05:24 PM (VAsIq)

See #136, what do I win?

Posted by: dartist at April 29, 2016 05:29 PM (qmou8)

169 We still Remember the Alamo!

Posted by: rickb223

Came across a recent book about the Alamo at the library, called Exodus from the Alamo: The Anatomy of the Last Stand Myth:

"In this book, Dr. Tucker, after deep research into recently discovered Mexican accounts and the forensic evidence, informs us that the traditional myth of the Alamo is even more off-base..."

Posted by: Semisonic at April 29, 2016 05:30 PM (VAsIq)

170 I wasn't judging anyone for fucking live ducks.-------Bandersnatch

I would hope not!

Posted by: Zoophile at April 29, 2016 05:30 PM (m3iiU)

171 Dammit, Semisonic--get off me!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 29, 2016 05:30 PM (VAsIq)

172 I'm not fond Of Trump but this is getting dangerous... I think He needs more protection...

-
See Drudge. He had to jump a fence to get into the convention because social justice chained itself to the entrance.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 29, 2016 05:30 PM (Nwg0u)

173 See #136, what do I win?


Posted by: dartist

*sends choice of liquor, high five, or Amy Schumer through USB*

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at April 29, 2016 05:31 PM (VAsIq)

174 I'm not fond Of Trump but this is getting dangerous... I think He needs more protection...

---

I never use a condom!

Posted by: The Donald at April 29, 2016 05:31 PM (VAsIq)

175 Nood.

Posted by: johnd01 at April 29, 2016 05:32 PM (ukNFU)

176 "In this book, Dr. Tucker, after deep research into recently discovered Mexican accounts and the forensic evidence, informs us that the traditional myth of the Alamo is even more off-base..."



Do tell....

Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2016 05:32 PM (vz4z/)

177
Invite Milo on, Ace.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 29, 2016 05:33 PM (iQIUe)

178 Ace and Milo debate Trump.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 29, 2016 05:33 PM (iQIUe)

179 *violently high-fived by a drunk Amy Schumer*

why da tha chickehh cross throad?

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 29, 2016 05:33 PM (xuouz)

180 as if anyone can believe "Mexican accounts"...

they're like as not just as fake as the employment documents the fuckers use to get j*bs here.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 29, 2016 05:34 PM (WhYLb)

181 *sends choice of liquor, high five, or Amy Schumer through USB*

Decisions, decisions. I've seen that high five trick before, where instead of high fiving you grab the guys hand and pull him thru the USB. Just a cheap beer this time Sir and thank you.

Posted by: dartist at April 29, 2016 05:36 PM (qmou8)

182
Prince gave a lot to local charities in the twin cities. He ran around a lot with the hotties...but then, so would I if given half the chance*. I'm selfish like that...


*looks over shoulder to make sure she who must be obeyed is out of the room



I'm disappointed that he fell for the Michael Brown and Trayvon Martin HYPE from the media.....



But, if millions of people only get their "news" from the MSM then we should we be surprised that millions of people think that Michael Brown was gunned down by the police and Martin was gunned down by a random white guy out hunting blacks?



The media/democrat complex is the true enemy and must be destroyed somehow....their outright lies, distortions and omissions are unforgivable and are ripping this once great nation apart.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at April 29, 2016 05:47 PM (Qj6zv)

183 You gotta hear Mollie Hemingway on the Federalist podcast. Poor girl with the Prince love. Middle third. She was sobbing.asked hubby to come home and console her. He declined. Heh

She did have a neat story post concert.

That had to be pretty cool.

http://bit.ly/1NGXQkK

Posted by: Golfman at April 29, 2016 06:05 PM (48QDY)

184 Then you get someone else to pluck em.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 29, 2016 05:16 PM


Pluck yew!

(Said, with affection, to the French, and crossbowmen everywhere)

Posted by: English bowmen of Agincourt at April 29, 2016 06:52 PM (OF/aZ)

185 you are better than your pod casts'

Posted by: alone at April 29, 2016 11:27 PM (AG7GB)

186 fuchk the gope!

Posted by: alone at April 29, 2016 11:28 PM (AG7GB)

187 funny thing happened on the way.

alan parsons was on to something.

Posted by: safety in numbers' at April 29, 2016 11:31 PM (AG7GB)

188 old school.

Posted by: safety in numbers' at April 29, 2016 11:32 PM (AG7GB)

189 nrver more!

the is never quit and there is never more!

Posted by: thus quote the raven. at April 29, 2016 11:35 PM (AG7GB)

190 fuch'n spain.

Posted by: thus quote the raven. at April 29, 2016 11:37 PM (AG7GB)

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