Michelle Obama: I'm Also a Victim of Sexism; Men Used to Whistle At Me In the Streets!

Well okay then.

Mrs. Obama went-full-on down-with-The-Patriarchy as she complained that men would comment, or even "whistle" at her due to her appealing looks. The First Lady dramatically spiraled: "[A]s if my body were their property, as if I were an object to be commented on instead of a full human being with thoughts and feelings of my own."

She also said that the teachers used to call on the boys to answer the questions, even though the girls (all of them, apparently) had "better grades" than the boys.

Video at the link.

Posted by: Ace at 12:12 PM




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1 Liar.

Posted by: AC at April 20, 2016 12:13 PM (6xHej)

2
Michelle has had *such* a tough life, dontcha know.

That's why she is so angry.

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at April 20, 2016 12:14 PM (02KBc)

3 Is she sure they weren't also slapping the side of their leg and yelling "Come here Lassie, come here girl!" ?


Posted by: Zionist Redneck at April 20, 2016 12:14 PM (zQkQB)

4 hey blind men need love too.

Posted by: nckate at April 20, 2016 12:14 PM (UWHSi)

5 Gross

Posted by: AuH2O at April 20, 2016 12:15 PM (9+eD3)

6 They were whistling for Animal Control.

Posted by: Needs to Know at April 20, 2016 12:15 PM (N7G17)

7 Oh, so she had good teachers then? The ones who would involve the students who weren't doing well?


So then what's her fvcking excuse for being such a shitty thinker? We've all seen her undergrad paper from Princeton.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 20, 2016 12:15 PM (Wckf4)

8 she's right: they did, as in "come here doggie."

Posted by: jb at April 20, 2016 12:15 PM (o1JyS)

9 I wonder if the whistles were followed by a "here girl" and resulted in dog treats being distributed.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 20, 2016 12:15 PM (TJCSB)

10 Was this back on Planet Klingon?

Posted by: tu3031 at April 20, 2016 12:16 PM (8WyYX)

11 Heh. CBD just emstompened the boss.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 20, 2016 12:16 PM (1xUj/)

12 A]s if my body were their property

Why would hearing a whistle make you think that?

Posted by: Lea at April 20, 2016 12:16 PM (lIU4e)

13 Dogcatchers?

Posted by: Botec at April 20, 2016 12:16 PM (QbwmN)

14 I loved her as Lieutenant Worf on Star Trek: The Next Generation!

Posted by: -Shawn- at April 20, 2016 12:17 PM (tIeHC)

15 Because a compliment means the person thinks you're subhuman.


What an imbecile.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 20, 2016 12:17 PM (Wckf4)

16 In her fevered dreams.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 20, 2016 12:17 PM (JO9+V)

17 Obviously a lie. Only another Klingon would whistle at her and we know that Klingon's are fictitious.

Posted by: JT at April 20, 2016 12:17 PM (Tt191)

18 we know that Klingon's are fictitious.
Posted by: JT at April 20, 2016 12:17 PM (Tt191)

Hey, If you believe you're a Klingon well I'm totally okay with that.

Posted by: U of Washington student at April 20, 2016 12:19 PM (+tRIN)

19 Good grief. She's marginally attractive, even with all the hair and makeup people.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2016 12:19 PM (FsuaD)

20 Next she'll be telling us that racist old white ladies ask her to get stuff on the high shelf at Target when she goes there for a photo op every five years because they think she works there!

Posted by: tu3031 at April 20, 2016 12:19 PM (8WyYX)

21 Ace; You spelled 'appalling' wrong.

Posted by: Whiskey Mike at April 20, 2016 12:20 PM (7lqlp)

22 She's got a chip on her shoulder the size of Mt. Rushmore.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2016 12:20 PM (FsuaD)

23 What race/ethnicity/species were these men? Did any of them need help getting something off the top shelf too?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 20, 2016 12:20 PM (WEcCO)

24 I'll rock your world, baby!

Posted by: Wanda at April 20, 2016 12:20 PM (JO9+V)

25 I'll bet Mooch has a temper. No wonder she and Barry spend every Valentine's Day apart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2016 12:21 PM (FsuaD)

26 I remember going to the DMV and being asked to "take a number", like a slave and shit.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at April 20, 2016 12:22 PM (TJCSB)

27 You know what happens when dudes and emotionally stable women with a scintilla of a brain get a compliment of any kind?


They either smile, or they fvcking move on.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 20, 2016 12:22 PM (Wckf4)

28 Men whistled at her? Is she sure they weren't screaming in fear?

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at April 20, 2016 12:23 PM (3hIZX)

29 Back in the day, her butt looked small when looking down at it from hundred feet up on a steel girder.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at April 20, 2016 12:23 PM (etGXU)

30 Having solved the country's school lunchroom apocalypse, the Pharaoh's wife has moved onto the next pressing crisis of the day.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 20, 2016 12:24 PM (Wckf4)

31 On looks alone I'd have hit on her.

One minute of conversation would have turned me off completely.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 20, 2016 12:25 PM (1xUj/)

32 Remember how she complained that the WH is like a "prison?"

Or plantation. Whatever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2016 12:25 PM (FsuaD)

33
I doubt Michelle got "tweet two's."


More like "pheet pheet pheet.... Here Fido."

Posted by: fixerupper at April 20, 2016 12:25 PM (8XRCm)

34 You been stomped, ace. It's the patriarchy!

Posted by: @votermom at April 20, 2016 12:25 PM (nbrY/)

35 No, in fact, I cannot. Believ 'dat shit, that is.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 20, 2016 12:26 PM (JO9+V)

36 You go girl! Totes jealous of your well toned arms. Both of them

*sniff*sniff*
WWHHHAAAA
WWHHHAAAA

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 20, 2016 12:26 PM (10hEu)

37 I wonder what Queen Michelle will do with her time once she's out of the White House?

1. Divorce Barry

2. ??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2016 12:26 PM (FsuaD)

38 When I was in school, the history teacher told me one day that he wasn't going to call on me because he knew that I knew the answer.

It's likely that the teacher didn't call on the girls precisely because they had better grades. Asking the boys to answer would force them to learn the materiel.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 20, 2016 12:26 PM (LUG6K)

39 "used to".

Posted by: Hadji Hussein at April 20, 2016 12:26 PM (Ndje9)

40 ...she complained that men would comment, or even whistle" at her due to her appealing looks....

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Ummm. No.

Posted by: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at April 20, 2016 12:27 PM (8XRCm)

41 At this point in my desired political goals, I'd be satisfied if we can go back to the point when First Ladies weren't part of the policy process.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 20, 2016 12:27 PM (Wckf4)

42 Nope.

Posted by: Will Folkes at April 20, 2016 12:27 PM (kTF2Z)

43 Also, tell the story about how your well toned arm was violently ripped from your body as your were savagely hurled across a ball room on your well toned arms while all the male students were asking if you were stumbling drunk on your well toned arms and only survived by the use of your well toned arms.

WELL TONED ARMS!!!!!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 20, 2016 12:27 PM (10hEu)

44 Michelle could make herself useful and teach female Marines how to do more than one pull-up.

Seriously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2016 12:28 PM (FsuaD)

45 Mooch has CBF - Constant Bitch Face

Posted by: @votermom at April 20, 2016 12:28 PM (nbrY/)

46 "Watch as I compliment myself and insult others."


These people are thoroughly malignant.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 20, 2016 12:29 PM (Wckf4)

47 I know what Mithelle needth.

Posted by: Mike Tyson at April 20, 2016 12:29 PM (eHpnh)

48 Men were probably whistling at her because they thought she had slipped her leash, just trying to be helpful.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 20, 2016 12:29 PM (2cS/G)

49
Good grief. She's marginally attractive, even with all the hair and makeup people.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2016 12:19 PM (FsuaD)







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Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 20, 2016 12:30 PM (MEFzG)

50 She said that in Argentina? Surprised the audience didn't audibly laugh.

Posted by: brak at April 20, 2016 12:30 PM (MJuTN)

51 Michelle Obama: I'm Also a Victim of Sexism; Men Used to Whistle At Me In the Streets!



Big difference between a wolf whistle and a "Come here doggie" whistle.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2016 12:32 PM (wwx67)

52 Trump has resting bitch face.

Posted by: Ahoy! at April 20, 2016 12:32 PM (mcm0N)

53 So the Mooch has high frequency hearing, allowing her to hear dog whistles.

Posted by: Buffalbob at April 20, 2016 12:32 PM (8nL8o)

54 Michelle's non sequiturs are compelling in a migraine headache sort of way.

Posted by: Fritz at April 20, 2016 12:32 PM (UzPAd)

55 Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 20, 2016 12:26 PM

This kind of thinking is not going to help you when you move to California.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at April 20, 2016 12:33 PM (etGXU)

56 Other thread go *poof*.

Posted by: HH at April 20, 2016 12:33 PM (DrCtv)

57 I sometimes whistle to get my dog's attention.

Posted by: Dang at April 20, 2016 12:33 PM (2oWD2)

58 50 She said that in Argentina? Surprised the audience didn't audibly laugh.
Posted by: brak at April 20, 2016 12:30 PM (MJuTN)

There were signs behind her that lit up at appropriate times, like PLEASE CLAP etc. For this one the sign said DON'T LAUGH

Posted by: @votermom at April 20, 2016 12:33 PM (nbrY/)

59 Remember how she stood up to the Man when He wanted to give her a cushy $1,000. per day (weekends and holidays included!) make-work job, just 'cos her man was a senator?

Me neither.

Posted by: A. Capone, mentor to Alinsky, mentor to... at April 20, 2016 12:33 PM (Ndje9)

60 47 I know what Mithelle needth.
Posted by: Mike Tyson



A face tat?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2016 12:33 PM (wwx67)

61 I throw women hotter than Mrs.O to the ground just to find a nice quiet corner to...

Posted by: Corey Lewandowski at April 20, 2016 12:33 PM (10hEu)

62 56
Other thread go *poof*.



No one puts ace in a corner.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2016 12:33 PM (FsuaD)

63 Maybe Trump has resting pouty face.

Posted by: Ahoy! at April 20, 2016 12:34 PM (mcm0N)

64 Non thequiterth!

Posted by: Mike Tyson at April 20, 2016 12:34 PM (eHpnh)

65 Ack! I just snort gagged!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 20, 2016 12:34 PM (FtrY1)

66 Uh, Michelle?

We were hailing cabs.

Posted by: Guys Everywhere at April 20, 2016 12:34 PM (AqEbb)

67 Posted by: brak at April 20, 2016 12:30 PM

They probably thought there was a translation problem.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at April 20, 2016 12:35 PM (etGXU)

68 She and Melitha Harrith-Perry would make great BFF's.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2016 12:35 PM (FsuaD)

69 50 She said that in Argentina? Surprised the audience didn't audibly laugh.
Posted by: brak at April 20, 2016 12:30 PM (MJuTN)


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I'm just glad they didn't start chanting to show her Brazilian.

Posted by: Soona at April 20, 2016 12:35 PM (Fmupd)

70 The whistles were a warning for the guys to start running. Like when the po-po drives past a drug corner.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 20, 2016 12:35 PM (xpkI/)

71 I'm just glad they didn't start chanting to show her Brazilian.




Wookie! Wookie! Wookie!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2016 12:36 PM (wwx67)

72 she complained that men would comment, or even "whistle" at her due to her appealing looks.

Which would explain why she picked Barry...

Posted by: t-bird at April 20, 2016 12:36 PM (3U4+k)

73 As I mentioned on the art thread, Melitha Harrith-Perry has a gig at Elle Magazine writing about race and gender. I could see Mooch doing the same.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2016 12:36 PM (FsuaD)

74 Can we crowdfund a designer burqua for her?

Posted by: RNR at April 20, 2016 12:36 PM (OuJcq)

75 How demeaning. I'm leaving.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at April 20, 2016 12:36 PM (/h7EQ)

76 Some people are just born angry.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 20, 2016 12:36 PM (r1fLd)

77 I'll just leave this here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kxvxw1-MgA


Posted by: Dang at April 20, 2016 12:36 PM (2oWD2)

78 That's what she gets for parading around in front of the school for the blind.

Posted by: Aviator at April 20, 2016 12:36 PM (c7vUv)

79 But...what about the Jooos?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 20, 2016 12:37 PM (xq1UY)

80 I identify as an attractive human female...

Posted by: M'chelle at April 20, 2016 12:37 PM (3U4+k)

81 I'm leaving now too.

Posted by: Michelle Obama's Giant Protruding Ass at April 20, 2016 12:37 PM (/h7EQ)

82 Someone just wrote GAF on my new shingles!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 20, 2016 12:37 PM (m6oW5)

83 To be fair, if I found out my husband was on the down-low, I'd be pretty pissed. However, I'd also divorce his ass and move on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2016 12:37 PM (FsuaD)

84 That's what she gets for parading around in front of the school for the blind.



Marco










Polo

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2016 12:38 PM (wwx67)

85
Reminds me of Bridget Jones in the Thai prison where they were bitching about their "bad boyfriends". The Thai women told her they were beaten, forced into prostitution and drug addiction. They ask Jones what her bad boyfriend did to her, "he didnt stick up for me at a law society dinner and he folds his underwear."

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 20, 2016 12:38 PM (iQIUe)

86 This kind of thinking is not going to help you when you move to California.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at April 20, 2016 12:33 PM (etGXU)


The only thing that will help me is copious amounts of alcohol.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 20, 2016 12:38 PM (LUG6K)

87 Wide-load Mooch?! Whistled at????

Nah. Nope. Didn't happen. Maybe they made backup warning beeps.

Posted by: Ti at April 20, 2016 12:38 PM (uyrlv)

88 How much is that FLOTUS in the window...?

Posted by: Sven10077 at April 20, 2016 12:38 PM (g8Hfr)

89 In Europe, whistling is how they boo. Maybe Argentina, too.

Posted by: t-bird at April 20, 2016 12:38 PM (3U4+k)

90 Of course, the men whistling at her were gheys.

They could see right through her.

h/t Joan Rivers

Posted by: mindful webworker - snark for sale, cheap at April 20, 2016 12:38 PM (NstOx)

91 8 she's right: they did, as in "come here doggie."


Posted by: jb

I believe the proper call is "Soooieeeeee!"

Apropos of nothing but how do you call a Chewbacca?

Posted by: Dirks strewn at April 20, 2016 12:38 PM (QdAXQ)

92 >>Michelle could make herself useful and teach female Marines how to do more than one pull-up.

Seriously.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

The only pull up she has done in her life is pulling up her chair to the dinner table.

Posted by: Aviator at April 20, 2016 12:38 PM (c7vUv)

93 if I recall correctly, Christina Hoff Somers wrote that teachers told her that boys were more eager to answer questions (even if they were wrong) and girls too often had that "please don't call on me" look.

and Moochelle seems to be able to make it up with the best of them. Maybe someone should ask her, "What kind of guys, all kinds or just black guys?"

Posted by: Satan of Cloggenstein Vt at April 20, 2016 12:39 PM (qSIlh)

94 Relax and look at your mom, Mooch.

Your worries will be over in just a few years.

Posted by: RNR at April 20, 2016 12:39 PM (OuJcq)

95 80 I identify as an attractive human female...
Posted by: M'chelle at April 20, 2016 12:37 PM (3U4+k)




You'd do better as a six foot tall Chinese lesbian man.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2016 12:39 PM (wwx67)

96 I think I'll linger here for awhile.

Posted by: Michelle Obama's Stank at April 20, 2016 12:39 PM (/h7EQ)

97
*Unattractive guy wolf-whistles at woman*

"How DARE you whistle at me, you misogynist!"

*Attractive guy doesn't wolf-whistle at woman*

"How DARE you ignore me, you misogynist!"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 20, 2016 12:39 PM (MEFzG)

98 She also said that the teachers used to call on the boys to answer the questions, even though the girls (all of them, apparently) had "better grades" than the boys.

====================

Well, I can see no other explanation than the teacher hated boys and was hoping to embarrass them publicly by demonstrating their (perceived) lack of knowledge to the world.

Straight up bigotry right there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2016 12:39 PM (FdQL3)

99 woof whistles.

Posted by: mc at April 20, 2016 12:39 PM (TWinl)

100 Oh, screw you, you whining, petulant, racist twat. Don't you have some Aspen soiree to jet off to on my dime?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2016 12:39 PM (X6fMO)

101
There was a gal in my grade school classes who sat in the first desk, always raised her hand every time, and turned around and smirked. Teacher never called on her either. lol

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 20, 2016 12:39 PM (iQIUe)

102 I'm never leaving.

Posted by: The Damage Done by Michelle Obama and Her Imbecile Husband at April 20, 2016 12:40 PM (/h7EQ)

103 Michelle Obama? Never whistled at her.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at April 20, 2016 12:40 PM (xpkI/)

104 Maybe they were European men, coming from a place where whistling is actually booing.

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 20, 2016 12:40 PM (43OZ6)

105 That's what she gets for parading around in front of the school for the blind.
Posted by: Aviator at April 20, 2016 12:36 PM (c7vUv)


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There's a school for the deaf down the road from me and they have signs going both ways on the street that reads, "Do not honk at students".

Posted by: Soona at April 20, 2016 12:40 PM (Fmupd)

106 There was a gal in my grade school classes who sat in the first desk, always raised her hand every time, and turned around and smirked. Teacher never called on her either. lol



Sounds like the ckick in Beaver Cleaver's classroom.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2016 12:41 PM (wwx67)

107 The men were probably whistling at Barry.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 20, 2016 12:41 PM (xpkI/)

108 Mooch is justifiably noted for saying things that are:

* inappropriate
* unnecessary
* patently false
* just plain stupid.

Hitching her wagon to Barky's star via the machinations of Rev. Wright is the only smart thing she ever did. Without the DNC's plans for Barky, she's nothing. Literally everything she has or gets was handed to her because of him.

BTW, her story is also Hillary's story. Everything she has or gets is because of BJ.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 20, 2016 12:41 PM (kXoT0)

109 what will she do after they leave the WH? Maybe she can get a TV show. Remember the Magic Johnson show? Anything is possible when you're you is your best trait.

Posted by: Satan of Cloggenstein Vt at April 20, 2016 12:41 PM (qSIlh)

110 LOOK AT ME!!!

Posted by: Moochelle's Well Toned Arms at April 20, 2016 12:42 PM (10hEu)

111 woofmaker.com

That's all this thread needs.

Posted by: 0302 at April 20, 2016 12:42 PM (wx6iv)

112 "[A]s if my body were their property..."

Bitch would starve to death if she had to support herself by prostitution.

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 20, 2016 12:42 PM (43OZ6)

113 There's a school for the deaf down the road from me and they have signs going both ways on the street that reads, "Do not honk at students".



Did someone paint over the "They Won't Hear You" part?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2016 12:42 PM (wwx67)

114 Bitch is hung like a moose.

Posted by: Reggie at April 20, 2016 12:42 PM (eHpnh)

115 The men were probably whistling at Barry.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp

Now I'm picturing that construction worker from The Village People.

Posted by: Dang at April 20, 2016 12:42 PM (2oWD2)

116
I'm leaving now too.

Posted by: Michelle Obama's Giant Protruding Ass at April 20, 2016 12:37 PM (/h7EQ)







20 minutes later

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 20, 2016 12:42 PM (MEFzG)

117 Whaaaaaaaaa.so discriminated against

Posted by: The Jackhole at April 20, 2016 12:42 PM (3mTyP)

118 108 BTW, her story is also Hillary's story. Everything she has or gets is because of BJ.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 20, 2016 12:41 PM (kXoT0)

===================

True exemplars of modern feminism.

They don't resemble the characters from a Jane Austen novel at all in terms of how they wish to achieve social status.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2016 12:42 PM (FdQL3)

119 >>Everything she has or gets is because of BJ.

This is true of a number of women I've met.

Posted by: Aviator at April 20, 2016 12:43 PM (c7vUv)

120 Guys used to whistle at my chickens. Well, the hawt ones, anyways.

Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders at April 20, 2016 12:43 PM (vtcmf)

121
BTW, her story is also Hillary's story. Everything she has or gets is because of BJ.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 20, 2016 12:41 PM (kXoT0)







I call bullshit. I don't think either of them has given a BJ in their life.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 20, 2016 12:43 PM (MEFzG)

122 Well at the rate we are going--she's going to be President someday--although Kanye might give her "a run for the moneeeey".

USA!

Posted by: Ahoy! at April 20, 2016 12:43 PM (mcm0N)

123

Mrs. Obama seems to be cut from the same cloth that Mr. Obama is.....insufferable know it all loudmouth with a chip on the shoulder...


It's gonna be GREAT listening to those two for the next 30 or so years....like Carter on steroids.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at April 20, 2016 12:44 PM (Qj6zv)

124 I'm a guy and random people used to yell "He's beautiful" when I ran by.

(to which I would respond Thank you and how do you like my dog? A beautiful Afghan Hound. The dog could walk faster than I ran)

Posted by: tmitsss at April 20, 2016 12:44 PM (Lx18F)

125 Yes, and I bet they also howled "wookie, wookie, wookie!"

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2016 12:44 PM (O0lVq)

126 122
Well at the rate we are going--she's going to be President someday


I hope assisted suicide is legal by then.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2016 12:44 PM (FsuaD)

127 "BTW, her story is also Hillary's story. Everything she has or gets is because of BJ."

just think, Sarah Palin could be the next president if she'd married Bill C.

Posted by: Satan of Cloggenstein Vt at April 20, 2016 12:44 PM (qSIlh)

128 oops

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2016 12:44 PM (FsuaD)

129 101


There was a gal in my grade school classes who sat in the first
desk, always raised her hand every time, and turned around and smirked.
Teacher never called on her either. lol

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 20, 2016 12:39 PM (iQIUe)

Bruce, don't hate on me like that! I did all you dullards a favor by giving you something to aspire to. And I wasn't smirking - those were smiles of encouragement.

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 20, 2016 12:45 PM (43OZ6)

130 "I heard a sound! I'M A VICTIM!!!! I'M A VICTIM!!!!!"

Posted by: Dang at April 20, 2016 12:45 PM (2oWD2)

131 *grabs gallon of hand sanitizer and heads to barrel*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2016 12:45 PM (FsuaD)

132 Come to me, Jane.

Posted by: The Barrel at April 20, 2016 12:45 PM (tR4f2)

133
Remember when someone asked Joan Rivers if there will ever be a gay president and she quipped: We already do - obama is gay and michelle is a tranny.

Outrage!!! Rivers is homophobic. Tranny is a slur!!!!!!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 20, 2016 12:45 PM (iQIUe)

134 The lies just come tumbling out of her lips.

"This food is fit for a King."

"Come here boy, come here King."


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 20, 2016 12:45 PM (1ijHg)

135 Funny thing about CBD's post...

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=362898

Posted by: mindful webworker - no comment at April 20, 2016 12:45 PM (NstOx)

136 Meh, Michelle Obama is a 5, at her best. Maybe younger she was okay, but she looks really unpleasant and her personality comes across very strongly in her face.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 20, 2016 12:45 PM (39g3+)

137 To be fair, if I found out my husband was on the down-low, I'd be pretty pissed. However, I'd also divorce his ass and move on.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2016 12:37 PM (FsuaD)

She knew going into the marriage. Rev. Wright thought Barky might have a career in Chicago politics and knew he needed a wife with Chicago roots, darker skin, and no prospects on her own.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 20, 2016 12:45 PM (kXoT0)

138 LOOK AT ME!!!

Posted by: Moochelle's Well Toned Arms at April 20, 2016 12:42 PM (10hEu)
_____________________________

That was hurtful...

~sniff-sniff~

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 20, 2016 12:46 PM (HSmrB)

139 The Barrel is only calling you because you're an attractive woman.

It's cis-normative and hatey.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 20, 2016 12:46 PM (1xUj/)

140 Looks like CBD's enstompening got disappeared. Like the average male libido when M'ch'll' enters visual range.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at April 20, 2016 12:46 PM (9krrF)

141 If anyone was whistling at her is was most likely a sign of relief they weren't with her and didn't have to be.
She's about as narcissistic as her hubby Dear Leader!

Posted by: Andrew Gruber at April 20, 2016 12:46 PM (lts9+)

142 If you had told me decades ago that Hillary would ride her victim act all the way to the White House and ---we would run that brain fortress Trump to stop her--I would have shot you.

Posted by: Ahoy! at April 20, 2016 12:46 PM (mcm0N)

143 Sounds like the beginning of another dissertation paper by her.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 20, 2016 12:46 PM (zFzxj)

144 97
*Unattractive guy wolf-whistles at woman*

"How DARE you whistle at me, you misogynist!"

*Attractive guy doesn't wolf-whistle at woman*

"How DARE you ignore me, you misogynist!"

This in many ways is the story of 50 Shades of Gray

Posted by: tmitsss at April 20, 2016 12:46 PM (Lx18F)

145 I thought only dogs could hear that whistle?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2016 12:46 PM (O0lVq)

146 The whistles were to warn the Village.

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2016 12:46 PM (tR4f2)

147 43 Also, tell the story about how your well toned arm was violently ripped from your body as your were savagely hurled across a ball room on your well toned arms while all the male students were asking if you were stumbling drunk on your well toned arms and only survived by the use of your well toned arms.

WELL TONED ARMS!!!!!

Posted by: Michelle Fields

We've got video of Michele Fields playing chess with a Chewbacca, and winning. That might explain the minor arm-bruising.

Posted by: Presumptive Republican Nominee Trump at April 20, 2016 12:46 PM (QdAXQ)

148 Some people are just born angry.

Yeah. Check out her mother.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 20, 2016 12:47 PM (8WyYX)

149 just think, Sarah Palin could be the next president if she'd married Bill C.

Posted by: Satan of Cloggenstein Vt at April 20, 2016 12:44 PM (qSIlh)

I think Bill Cosby isn't available at the moment.

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 20, 2016 12:47 PM (43OZ6)

150 @133: Remember when... Joan Rivers... quipped... michelle is a tranny.

Yes. @90

Posted by: mindful webworker - then they killed her at April 20, 2016 12:47 PM (NstOx)

151 Guys used to whistle at me. Before electricity.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at April 20, 2016 12:47 PM (vtcmf)

152
It's gonna be GREAT listening to those two for the next 30 or so years....like Carter on steroids.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at April 20, 2016 12:44 PM (Qj6zv)








I'll give the old anti-Semite cocksucker credit for actually TRYING to look public-spirited while building houses with Habitat for Humanity. Of course, it was all Potempkin tract homes, but can you imagine JugEars trying to wield a framing hammer without the cement mixer bursting into flames?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 20, 2016 12:48 PM (MEFzG)

153 In the future. ..or now...even eryone will be a victim for 15 minutes. No, it's now mandatory!

Posted by: lizzy at April 20, 2016 12:48 PM (puBaB)

154 Magic Johnson's son is weird. Did hiv drugs suck all the testosterone out of the fetus? Have you seen the guy? Probably doesnt help that they give him all this money so he can be weird.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 20, 2016 12:48 PM (iQIUe)

155 Honestly, these people are bigger fiction peddlers than Alfred Hitchcock.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2016 12:48 PM (O0lVq)

156 >>Men Used to Whistle At Me In the Streets!

I was just trying to get your massive ass out of the middle of the street.

Posted by: Some Truck Driver at April 20, 2016 12:48 PM (c7vUv)

157 Evidently, sexism and her perceived racism does not in any way impact outcomes. She was raised middle class, went to Princeton, received a degree, lived in great neighborhoods in Chicago, served on boards where she earned a lot doing nothing, lives in the White House and travels on our dime.

Guess sexism and racism are good things.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2016 12:48 PM (U+nHb)

158 They sure called on Michelle first when they ask anybody who wanted a crony made fake job to raise their hand.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 20, 2016 12:49 PM (zFzxj)

159 Appears to be a nood, but it's broken...

Posted by: ChrisP at April 20, 2016 12:49 PM (zT2Pw)

160 I remember when Michele was a little girl and I would bounce her on my lap while we watched the Kilngon Olympics.

Posted by: Grandpa Kahless at April 20, 2016 12:49 PM (tR4f2)

161 Some people are just born angry.

Yeah. Check out her mother.




Where is the wookie's dad?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2016 12:49 PM (wwx67)

162 I call bullshit. I don't think either of them has given a BJ in their life.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 20, 2016 12:43 PM (MEFzG)

I call him BJ because his name is Billy Jeff (William Jefferson) and he made the BJ into something that had to be explained to children who asked about his hijinks with ML.

As to whether or not, H or M ever did that, not my problem.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 20, 2016 12:49 PM (kXoT0)

163 120 Guys used to whistle at my chickens. Well, the hawt ones, anyways.
Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders at April 20, 2016 12:43 PM (vtcmf)


---------------


Speaking of Bernie, has anyone been over at WZ and seen the article of a hippie commune kicking Bernie out because he never worked?

Posted by: Soona at April 20, 2016 12:49 PM (Fmupd)

164 Klingons whistle?

Posted by: julescat at April 20, 2016 12:49 PM (qLsMM)

165 CNN screwed up the New York exit polling--or maybe they didn't. Either way--the Bernie Kids are pissed so there is that.

Posted by: Ahoy! at April 20, 2016 12:49 PM (mcm0N)

166 They were whistling to warn other men to shield their eyes.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 20, 2016 12:49 PM (0LHZx)

167 153 In the future. ..or now...even eryone will be a victim for 15 minutes. No, it's now mandatory!
Posted by: lizzy at April 20, 2016 12:48 PM (puBaB)

================

Wrong. White straight men will never be victims.

Even if a recent immigrant from central Europe who's family has been poor since the Middle Ages and is being murdered, he had it coming for sins of someone else's ancestors.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2016 12:49 PM (FdQL3)

168 Where is the wookie's dad?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2016 12:49 PM (wwx67)

Dead.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 20, 2016 12:49 PM (kXoT0)

169 >>Guys used to whistle at me. Before electricity.
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!!

And street lights.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 20, 2016 12:50 PM (c7vUv)

170 They actually had Warren Zevon playing on the radio. But you were saying?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2016 12:50 PM (O0lVq)

171 165 CNN screwed up the New York exit polling--or maybe they didn't. Either way--the Bernie Kids are pissed so there is that.
Posted by: Ahoy! at April 20, 2016 12:49 PM (mcm0N)

____

They're pissed now. And in 6 months they will be good little communists and vote for Hillary. At the convention Bernie will give the party unity speech, they will all hug it out and all will be well.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 20, 2016 12:50 PM (0LHZx)

172 Where is the wookie's dad?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2016 12:49 PM (wwx67)

Dead.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil



Oh. He was ready, huh?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2016 12:50 PM (wwx67)

173 165 CNN screwed up the New York exit polling--or maybe they didn't. Either way--the Bernie Kids are pissed so there is that.
Posted by: Ahoy! at April 20, 2016 12:49 PM (mcm0N)

===============

The only possible explanation is fraud.

Polling in your guy's favor is never wrong, and any result that deviates from that is obviously the work of nefarious forces, probably the NWO.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2016 12:51 PM (FdQL3)

174 Speaking of Bernie, has anyone been over at WZ and seen the article of a
hippie commune kicking Bernie out because he never worked?


Lies! I was working on the 11 secret herbs and spices.

Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders at April 20, 2016 12:51 PM (vtcmf)

175 As the great Oscar Wilde said "The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about," Psst. Wookie! The only thing worse that being ogled and whistled to is NOT be ogled and whistled to.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 20, 2016 12:52 PM (1ijHg)

176 >>169
>>Guys used to whistle at me. Before electricity.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!!

And street lights.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 20, 2016 12:50 PM (c7vUv)<<

And cro-magnon man.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2016 12:52 PM (O0lVq)

177 I also liked it when Michelle Obama complained about her low SAT scores (but went to Princeton anyway)

I'd love to see how many white kids have that same story.

Posted by: Tyrone at April 20, 2016 12:52 PM (qGY2J)

178 I notice that Obama left his beard behind, again, for his trip to Saudi Arabia.

I am sure it has more to do with their super strict Wildlife Importation Rules than his affection for her, though.

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2016 12:52 PM (tR4f2)

179 So many ways to be a victim.

By the way, my mother thinks Michelle Obama is an incredibly ugly woman.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 20, 2016 12:52 PM (OkKDg)

180 Well that's one micro aggression she doesn't have to deal with anymore.

Posted by: DanMan at April 20, 2016 12:52 PM (RusNE)

181 Because, you know, supressing the 1st Amendment Free Speech rights of men is completely OK with the Wookie.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 20, 2016 12:53 PM (1ijHg)

182 171 They're pissed now. And in 6 months they will be good little communists and vote for Hillary. At the convention Bernie will give the party unity speech, they will all hug it out and all will be well.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 20, 2016 12:50 PM (0LHZx)

===================

Will those who call Hillary the devil come home and vote for her? Or will they vote third party if they vote at all?

Also...the more important question (even if they do vote for her): Will they canvas for her? Will they work to increase her vote share? Will they talk to their friends about how she's transformational or has the right ideas?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2016 12:53 PM (FdQL3)

183 144 97
*Unattractive guy wolf-whistles at woman*

"How DARE you whistle at me, you misogynist!"

*Attractive guy doesn't wolf-whistle at woman*

"How DARE you ignore me, you misogynist!"

This in many ways is the story of 50 Shades of Gray
Posted by: tmitsss at April 20, 2016 12:46 PM (Lx18F)

____

50% of articles in women's magazines: you are perfect just the way you are and men should appreciate you, flaws and all. You go grrrrrrllll!!

the other 50%: 10 ways to change yourself so that men will appreciate you

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 20, 2016 12:53 PM (0LHZx)

184 >>Speaking of Bernie, has anyone been over at WZ and seen the article of a
hippie commune kicking Bernie out because he never worked?

Lies! I applied for every male stripper job that came along.

Posted by: Bernie at April 20, 2016 12:53 PM (c7vUv)

185 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at April 20, 2016 12:53 PM (kff5f)

186 *cries out from inside the barrel*

"It's cold and damp in here! And sticky!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2016 12:53 PM (FsuaD)

187 >>Guys used to whistle at me. Before electricity.


Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!!

When the sound is emitted from the lower end, it isn't whistling - though they were doing that in your general direction.

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 20, 2016 12:53 PM (43OZ6)

188
176 >>169
>>Guys used to whistle at me. Before electricity.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!!

And street lights.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 20, 2016 12:50 PM (c7vUv)

And cro-magnon man.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2016 12:52 PM (O0lVq)








Let's ask Vic, he would know.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 20, 2016 12:53 PM (MEFzG)

189 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at April 20, 2016 12:53 PM (kff5f)

190 I call bullshit.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at April 20, 2016 12:53 PM (kff5f)

191 I guess men will whistle at anything that moves. And OMG men catcalling women. Oh the humanity !

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 20, 2016 12:54 PM (OkKDg)

192 Where is the wookie's dad?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2016 12:49 PM (wwx67)

He died in 1991. He suffered from MS.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 20, 2016 12:54 PM (kXoT0)

193 "It's cold and damp in here! And sticky!"


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2016 12:53 PM (FsuaD)

Good GOD!!! She's not in the barrel, she's in Hillary's cavernous hooch! SAVE HER!!!!

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 20, 2016 12:54 PM (43OZ6)

194 I wasn't overcome by self-doubt when some dude grabbed his crotch and wagged his tongue at me last year in a parking lot. I just thought he was an asshole, but then again, I didn't go to Princeton. So what do I know.

Posted by: no good deed at April 20, 2016 12:54 PM (GgxVX)

195
I'll give the ill-tempered pre-op tranny this - if you've been told from birth that you live in a horrible, racist country, marinate in a stew of anti-Americanism, are praised in academe when you write papers on the inherent racism of the country that suffers your presence, you'd be a nasty, sour-faced person, too.

And add to that a toxic dose of self-loathing. I guarantee you Mooch has that in spades.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2016 12:54 PM (X6fMO)

196 They weren't whistling at her. They were whistling for her.

Posted by: ajmojo at April 20, 2016 12:54 PM (1H9ox)

197 Anyone remember the New York City catcall-walk video? Where a voluptuous young lady was poured into a closely fitting dress, and then surreptitiously recorded on audio and video as she strolled along the sidewalks of NYC? Which generated a predictable response?

That was one of the most epic identity-politics-agitprop misfires ever, because immediately after the release of the video, someone pointed out that, hey, wait a second, of the men who were shown rudely catcalling and propositioning the woman, every last man jack of them was either black or Hispanic, and WHAT EXACTLY IS IT THAT ARE YOU IMPLYING HERE, MR. FILMMAKER?!?!?!?!

Which was then followed by one of the most abject and groveling apologies ever, as Mr. Filmmaker frantically abased himself in front of the brownish-hued wing of the identity politics coalition, claiming that, well, gee whiz, of _course_ the walking woman had been rudely catcalled and propositioned by white men. Lots of them! Serious you guys! Swearsies! Double pinky swearsies!

It was just that, y'know, for some unaccountable reason, the _audio_ was misbehaving. For the purported white guys. And only for the purported white guys. So, he said, all of that footage was cropped out.

Okay, said critics, can we at least see the video with white men's heads turning and their mouths moving as they spoke to the woman in passing? We don't need to know what precisely they said, just that they said something, in accordance with the claims made.

::: long meaningful pause :::

"Shut up," he explained.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 20, 2016 12:54 PM (noWW6)

198 Trump's odds of being the R nominee are now higher than Hillary's of being the D nominee, as he doesn't have to win the Comey primary.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 20, 2016 12:54 PM (r1fLd)

199 They're pissed now. And in 6 months they will be good little communists and vote for Hillary. At the convention Bernie will give the party unity speech, they will all hug it out and all will be well.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 20, 2016 12:50 PM (0LHZx)


*******

Na they are going to stay home and sulk. The Youth Vote ain't all it's cracked up to be. However that lack of enthusiasm, will be matched by our lack of enthusiasm.

But both will be offset by other groups rushing to the polls to crush inconsistent candidates.

It's going to be rough to navigate.

Posted by: Ahoy! at April 20, 2016 12:54 PM (mcm0N)

200 >>>She also said that the teachers used to call on the boys to answer the questions, even though the girls (all of them, apparently) had "better grades" than the boys.

So what your saying is the teacher targeted class participation toward those not doing as well? My God the bigotry.

>>>[A]s if my body were their property

So if I compliment something that belongs to someone else, I am some how "claiming ownership"? That's just silly.

>>>as if I were an object to be commented on instead of a full human being with thoughts and feelings of my own.

Let's just say you're not earning any compliments on your thoughts and feelings spewing drivel like this.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 20, 2016 12:55 PM (0q2P7)

201 She also said that the teachers used to call on the boys to answer the questions, even though the girls (all of them, apparently) had "better grades" than the boys.

Err... that's exactly *why* a teacher would call on the boys and not the girls. The teacher needs to get the boys in class to engage so their grades improve. If you know the girls are paying attention, then you don't call on them.

It's not about the right answer (eventually it is, but not initially), it's about classroom engagement.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at April 20, 2016 12:55 PM (kff5f)

202 We would like to congratulate The First Lady for being our most prolific recruiter to the cause! Thats 8 years in a row now! Congratulations and keep up the good work!

Posted by: Abstinence at April 20, 2016 12:55 PM (10hEu)

203
Good GOD!!! She's not in the barrel, she's in Hillary's cavernous hooch! SAVE HER!!!!


Posted by: kathysaysso at April 20, 2016 12:54 PM (43OZ6)


*uses all the brain bleach*

*flamethrows thread*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2016 12:55 PM (FsuaD)

204 >>I am sure it has more to do with their super strict Wildlife Importation Rules than his affection for her, though.
Posted by: garrett

Can you imagine how hard it is to cut her out of the wildebeest heard when it's time to go home?

Posted by: Aviator at April 20, 2016 12:55 PM (c7vUv)

205 >>I wasn't overcome by self-doubt when some dude grabbed his crotch and wagged his tongue at me last year in a parking lot.


I fucking hate when women do this to me.

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2016 12:55 PM (tR4f2)

206 And to be perfectly frank, you guys do not even want to know what's really in that secret recipe.

Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders at April 20, 2016 12:55 PM (vtcmf)

207 The thing i thought that was more interesting than her being whistled at is her complaint that people just wanted to know what kind of man i wanted to marry. She is oblivious to the fact that no one knows or cares about her "important job" and the only reason we know who she is- is because of who she's married to.

whether or not she was whistled at is an odd thing to be complaining about at this point in her life. BTW about that important job who replaced her when she left?

Posted by: ADK46er at April 20, 2016 12:55 PM (oA2jF)

208 And they want to stay around Washington after the next election to continue sharing these delightfully insightful anecdotes.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2016 12:56 PM (O0lVq)

209 "that how my body looked was more important than how my mind worked..."

Hideous. Non-functioning.

Eerily similar to "her" uh, "husband's", uuuuuum... "administration".

Posted by: Cap City Daydrunk at April 20, 2016 12:56 PM (O50yS)

210 It's distinctly possible that Barry was attracted to her because of her anger. It might have made her seem authentically black in his mind, thus assuaging his sense of shame at being half white. Plus she was happy to peg him ruthlessly.

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at April 20, 2016 12:56 PM (3hIZX)

211
"It's cold and damp in here! And sticky!"


I hear that from guys a lot.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 20, 2016 12:56 PM (X6fMO)

212 OT:

Trump campaign pays Breitbart editor $8,000

http://preview.tinyurl.com/h8pqcu7

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 20, 2016 12:57 PM (vBeA5)

213
I'll give the ill-tempered pre-op tranny this - if you've been told from birth that you live in a horrible, racist country, marinate in a stew of anti-Americanism, are praised in academe when you write papers on the inherent racism of the country that suffers your presence, you'd be a nasty, sour-faced person, too.

And add to that a toxic dose of self-loathing. I guarantee you Mooch has that in spades.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 20, 2016 12:54 PM (X6fMO)








Just a side note, I'm not a pre-op tranny......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 20, 2016 12:57 PM (MEFzG)

214 208 And they want to stay around Washington after the next election to continue sharing these delightfully insightful anecdotes.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2016 12:56 PM (O0lVq)

====================

I seem to remember that they're moving to Hawaii afterwards.

I'm sure it wouldn't be a permanent thing and they'll have all the money in the world to travel. But, Obama is so loved by so many on the left that they'll go to him wherever he is.

He doesn't need to be in DC to receive adulation from celebrities. He could live at the North Pole and Clooney would still travel to him to lick the bottom of his boot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2016 12:57 PM (FdQL3)

215 *cries out from inside the barrel*

"It's cold and damp in here! And sticky!"

Do NOT attempt to light a fire, whatever you do.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 20, 2016 12:57 PM (noWW6)

216 Oh, and have you ever noticed that her most unique and personal stories revolve around grievance? It's like complaining about things is the center of her personality.

Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at April 20, 2016 12:58 PM (3hIZX)

217 These people never run out of fictional anecdotes to further divide people, do they...

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2016 12:58 PM (O0lVq)

218 I guess some men like big bottom women .

Posted by: Gene Kelly at April 20, 2016 12:58 PM (xZc4z)

219 "[A]s if my body were their property"


Condemned.

Posted by: Mortimer at April 20, 2016 12:58 PM (O3LY4)

220 Of course suggesting that she is too ugly to ever be whistled at would also be sexist (and racist, naturally). It's a nice little scam they have going.

Posted by: Cantankerous at April 20, 2016 12:59 PM (326rv)

221 ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, at least ace did not include a pic in this post.

Posted by: @votermom at April 20, 2016 12:59 PM (nbrY/)

222 I fucking hate when women do this to me.


Posted by: garrett

Landlady scene, Kingpin.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 20, 2016 12:59 PM (xq1UY)

223
She also said that the teachers used to call on the boys to answer the questions, even though the girls (all of them, apparently) had "better grades" than the boys.

Err... that's exactly *why* a teacher would call on the boys and not the girls. The teacher needs to get the boys in class to engage so their grades improve. If you know the girls are paying attention, then you don't call on them.

It's not about the right answer (eventually it is, but not initially), it's about classroom engagement.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at April 20, 2016 12:55 PM (kff5f)








No, no, no. You misunderstand. Being called on in class is a REWARD.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 20, 2016 12:59 PM (MEFzG)

224 The only possible explanation is fraud.

Polling in your guy's favor is never wrong, and any result that deviates from that is obviously the work of nefarious forces, probably the NWO.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2016 12:51 PM (FdQL3)

*********

Well--usually--exit polling is more reliable. Except when they called Florida before all the polls even closed--and then IIRC --Ohio.

Anyways, the error in those days always favored the Democrat.

Posted by: Ahoy! at April 20, 2016 01:00 PM (mcm0N)

225 As with most things liberals say, blaming sexism for teachers calling on boys falls apart with about five seconds of thought.

Girls perform better in school and are far more likely to try hard on their own. Many boys hate the structured, confined atmosphere of school and need prodding to succeed there. It's as simple as that.

Posted by: Red Stick at April 20, 2016 01:00 PM (SQho9)

226 >>whether or not she was whistled at is an odd thing to be complaining
about at this point in her life. BTW about that important job who
replaced her when she left?

Yep, just like her publicized Target store excursion.
First, it was about her being just "regular folk" shoppin' at Target, doncha know?

A year later it was about racism (or sizism?) because some person - gasp!- asked her to grab something from the top shelf for her.

Look, we could all fill a composition notebook full of slights and dog-whistle insults if that was what we were looking for. Me, I'm happy to grab something off a high shelf (in the rare case I'm taller) and as for whistles, who remembers stuff like that decades later???

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2016 01:00 PM (NOIQH)

227 223 No, no, no. You misunderstand. Being called on in class is a REWARD.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 20, 2016 12:59 PM (MEFzG)

====================

Only for those who bow at authority and blindly believe whatever they are told by the "right people".

You know...modern day liberals.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2016 01:00 PM (FdQL3)

228 >>I guess some men like big bottom women .
Posted by: Gene Kelly

Yeah, but one you have to pack a lunch to walk around?

Posted by: Aviator at April 20, 2016 01:01 PM (c7vUv)

229 who remembers stuff like that decades later???


Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2016 01:00 PM (NOIQH)


Leftist psychos, apparently.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 20, 2016 01:02 PM (HalrA)

230 It was a whistle not audible to the human ear.

More in the range of 23 to 54kHz.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 20, 2016 01:02 PM (fQ/0p)

231 I'd bet that Michelle resented that her basketball star older brother got a lot of attention, the dumb fucking jock. Even though he probably helped get her into Princeton.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 20, 2016 01:02 PM (r1fLd)

232 Speaking of Bernie, has anyone been over at WZ and seen the article of a hippie commune kicking Bernie out because he never worked?

How much has he actually done in congress? Anything? Any bills, any work?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 20, 2016 01:02 PM (39g3+)

233 Magic Johnson's son is weird. Did hiv drugs suck all the testosterone out of the fetus? Have you seen the guy? Probably doesnt help that they give him all this money so he can be weird.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 20, 2016 12:48 PM (iQIUe)

Yeah, and that crocodile Hermes purse EJ carries cost a cool $100,000. http://tinyurl.com/zejxe8c

He has other Hermes bags. You can get one starting at $2,000, but, the ones the fashionistas lug around start at $15,000.

ValJar carries them too.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 20, 2016 01:03 PM (kXoT0)

234 >>and as for whistles, who remembers stuff like that decades later???
Posted by: Lizzy

Oddly enough, I have a memory like an elephant.

Posted by: Mooch at April 20, 2016 01:03 PM (c7vUv)

235 212 OT:

Trump campaign pays Breitbart editor $8,000

http://preview.tinyurl.com/h8pqcu7
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 20, 2016 12:57 PM (vBeA5)


*************

The only thing that is shocking is how little they were paid.

Posted by: Ahoy! at April 20, 2016 01:03 PM (mcm0N)

236 No, no, no. You misunderstand. Being called on in class is a REWARD.



Sure it is, Urkel.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2016 01:03 PM (wwx67)

237 Somebody fix her a nice warm glass of STHU.

Posted by: ALH at April 20, 2016 01:03 PM (uLuPn)

238 232 Speaking of Bernie, has anyone been over at WZ and seen the article of a hippie commune kicking Bernie out because he never worked?

How much has he actually done in congress? Anything? Any bills, any work?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 20, 2016 01:02 PM (39g3+)

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He got real good at getting elected in Vermont.

He's like the real life version of an Ayn Rand politician.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2016 01:03 PM (FdQL3)

239 "[A]s if my body were their property, as if I were an object to be
commented on instead of a full human being with thoughts and feelings of
my own."


Preach it, sister!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 20, 2016 01:04 PM (ml1PM)

240 Don't forget the 22 years Michelle sat in Wright's "church" and listened to hate speech nonstop---"god, damn America!"

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2016 01:04 PM (U+nHb)

241 She so ugly she could make a train take a dirt road.

Posted by: ALH at April 20, 2016 01:04 PM (uLuPn)

242

And people say the left is filled with idiots...

She is a super smart person! People told her, and people told her husband that he was so smart!

See, it's true.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz The Main Dude My Man Esq at April 20, 2016 01:04 PM (ijIy6)

243 never fucking happened. just like hildebeast dodging sniper fire. what is it with the lying fucks who lie all the time. so sick of this shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 20, 2016 01:04 PM (ucDmr)

244 Ever notice they're always the "victim". There are never any endearing qualities of our country, nor is there anything uniquely American without the taint of some demographic that is praiseworthy.

It's always "we suck", "people are inherently racists", "rich people deserve to be ostracized", "success is not your own" and so forth.

They simply lack any perspective about how America became a great nation and people became successful... other than by some perceived usurpation, prejudicial act or injustice.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2016 01:04 PM (O0lVq)

245 79 But...what about the Jooos?


We were going to move them out of Israel and to Puerto Rico.

Seemed to make sense on the last thread.

Posted by: jwest at April 20, 2016 01:04 PM (Zs4uk)

246 Wow. Michelle has lived a really hard life. Such a strong woman despite all her struggles, most of which continue till this day.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 20, 2016 01:04 PM (OkKDg)

247 Who the hell would ever catcall Michelle Obama?

Posted by: Revenant at April 20, 2016 01:04 PM (y64uP)

248 As with most things liberals say, blaming sexism for teachers calling on boys falls apart with about five seconds of thought.

What bothered me about that ridiculous, idiotic lie was that everyone who as ever been to school in their lives knew that was a lie. Everyone knew girls were the ones the teachers picked, everyone knew girls did well in school. Everyone remembered that, but when this stupid crap came up all the heads started nodding yup yup yup like moronic seals.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 20, 2016 01:04 PM (39g3+)

249 She so ugly her mamma had to tie a bone around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Posted by: ALH at April 20, 2016 01:05 PM (uLuPn)

250 I seem to remember that they're moving to Hawaii afterwards. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2016 12:57 PM (FdQL3)

There is a lavish estate in Hawaii that Mrs. Robinson has told her friends will be the new family home. They are staying in DC until the youngest graduates from Sidwell Friends.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 20, 2016 01:05 PM (kXoT0)

251 248 As with most things liberals say, blaming sexism for teachers calling on boys falls apart with about five seconds of thought.

What bothered me about that ridiculous, idiotic lie was that everyone who as ever been to school in their lives knew that was a lie. Everyone knew girls were the ones the teachers picked, everyone knew girls did well in school. Everyone remembered that, but when this stupid crap came up all the heads started nodding yup yup yup like moronic seals.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 20, 2016 01:04 PM (39g3+)

======================

It's the narrative. They're really smart people who place the narrative above their own experiences without any evidence.

They're just the smartest, most brilliant people in the world. Just ask them. They'll tell you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2016 01:06 PM (FdQL3)

252 Don't forget the 22 years Michelle sat in Wright's "church" and listened to hate speech nonstop---"god, damn America!"

Yeah, see now I could buy Obama in a pot stupor not really paying any attention at all during the sermons and nodding off, but women... women pay attention at church. Michelle soaked that stuff up like a sponge.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 20, 2016 01:06 PM (39g3+)

253 Honestly, Michelle strikes me as someone desperate for attention, the way she craves tv appearances, visits with kids and all of the "Let's Move" events. She didn't have any philanthropic pursuits prior to being FLOTUS.

Always strikes me as a bit sad - she's clearly not getting attention at home.
I'll have to check w/my friend in Vail, because as of last winter Michelle was making regular weekend visits to Vail to stay with a female friend, obviously not covered by the press. She was entering her favorite restaurant through the back, keeping a low profile around town...

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2016 01:06 PM (NOIQH)

254 Damn, I must have misplaced my wolf whistle. I keep getting dogs.

Posted by: Some Guy Whistling Near Michelle Obama at April 20, 2016 01:06 PM (GgxVX)

255 I'm sorry, the $100K purse looks like stuff I've seen at JCPenney. I hope the purse can teleport the owner from place to place because I don't see why it should cost so much. I call people who purchase this kind of nonsense Fashion Victims.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 20, 2016 01:07 PM (OkKDg)

256 $8,000 to ruin Andrew's name like that. Man the Dems must be getting off on that. Just one more item to add into the pile of---Trump is a Liberal.

Posted by: Ahoy! at April 20, 2016 01:07 PM (mcm0N)

257 Oh, and have you ever noticed that her most unique and personal stories revolve around grievance? It's like complaining about things is the center of her personality.

Yes ! remember the Target story where she was supposedly mistaken for a staff person and asked to get something off a shelf ?






Posted by: McCool at April 20, 2016 01:07 PM (TQxRy)

258 250 There is a lavish estate in Hawaii that Mrs. Robinson has told her friends will be the new family home. They are staying in DC until the youngest graduates from Sidwell Friends.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 20, 2016 01:05 PM (kXoT0)

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I remember that now.

Just imagine the chaos in DC to have a retired president and current president moving around town at the same time.

I'm so glad I don't live anywhere nearby.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2016 01:07 PM (FdQL3)

259 you just know Michelle was sitting in the front row yelling "praise Jesus" the loudest and taking notes

yeah, those white mothaf****s uh huh, you preach, that's so right...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 20, 2016 01:07 PM (39g3+)

260 Compare/contrast Michelle Obama with Clarence Thomas.

Which lived a life of genuine privilege? Which came from very modest circumstances and achieved due to intelligence and hard work?

Which has the more positive view of America?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 20, 2016 01:08 PM (eHpnh)

261 How has she suffered from this perceived sexism?

Seems she's doing pretty damn well.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2016 01:08 PM (U+nHb)

262 The delusions run vast and deep with this crowd.

Btw, anyone who hasn't read Michelle's Senior Thesis should.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at April 20, 2016 01:08 PM (rwI+c)

263 She should be so lucky.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Get Cheesed Off in Our Dairy Section! at April 20, 2016 01:09 PM (hLRSq)

264 Smells Squatchy in here.

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2016 01:09 PM (tR4f2)

265 Landlady scene, Kingpin.
Posted by: Stringer Davis
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I was think of Happy Gilmore.
"You no want breakfast?"

Posted by: Chi at April 20, 2016 01:09 PM (Te2JU)

266 "...first time I'm proud of my country."

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 20, 2016 01:09 PM (U+nHb)

267 Perfect example of the humblebrag: "I was so attractive guys were constantly complimenting me! It was awful!"

Posted by: syberpunk at April 20, 2016 01:09 PM (pUlbs)

268 Yes ! remember the Target story where she was supposedly mistaken for a staff person and asked to get something off a shelf ?


I'm victimized like that all.the.time. I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm 5'10'. :/

Posted by: no good deed at April 20, 2016 01:09 PM (GgxVX)

269 Mooch deserves to be on the twenty dollar bill as reparations.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 20, 2016 01:09 PM (k4M/B)

270 Seeing that at least 90% of teachers during Michelle's time in secondary school were women , I don't know how she could claim sexism. They were also likely liberal.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 20, 2016 01:10 PM (zFzxj)

271 I'll have to check w/my friend in Vail, because as of last winter Michelle was making regular weekend visits to Vail to stay with a female friend, obviously not covered by the press. She was entering her favorite restaurant through the back,



Like Hillary. Eating at the "Y" IYKWIMAIKTYD.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 20, 2016 01:10 PM (wwx67)

272 Honestly, Michelle strikes me as someone desperate for attention, the way she craves tv appearances, visits with kids and all of the "Let's Move" events. She didn't have any philanthropic pursuits prior to being FLOTUS.

Always strikes me as a bit sad - she's clearly not getting attention at home.
I'll have to check w/my friend in Vail, because as of last winter Michelle was making regular weekend visits to Vail to stay with a female friend, obviously not covered by the press. She was entering her favorite restaurant through the back, keeping a low profile around town...
Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2016 01:06 PM (NOIQH)

I can buy that. It seems like Barack likes to get away from her and the kids.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 20, 2016 01:10 PM (OkKDg)

273 >>Btw, anyone who hasn't read Michelle's Senior Thesis should.


Better yet, have a Sixth Grader read it to you.

It's way more authentic that way.

Posted by: garrett at April 20, 2016 01:10 PM (tR4f2)

274 I hope the purse can teleport the owner from place to place because I don't see why it should cost so much. I call people who purchase this kind of nonsense Fashion Victims.

None of the prices on women's clothing makes sense. $500 for a pair of shoes, ones you can get for $30 at Payless shoes? A fool and her money indeed. This dress only cost $1200 on sale! I could make something like that for $50 and a bacon sandwich, you idiot!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 20, 2016 01:10 PM (39g3+)

275 What a trophy wife

Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at April 20, 2016 01:10 PM (sqs5K)

276 Michelle Obama is the most boring, undistinguished person I've ever forgotten about.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 20, 2016 01:10 PM (xuouz)

277 Then there is Michelle Field!

Michelles for Prez!

Posted by: G6loq at April 20, 2016 01:10 PM (zj+JZ)

278 Honestly, Michelle strikes me as someone desperate for attention, the way she craves tv appearances, visits with kids and all of the "Let's Move" events. She didn't have any philanthropic pursuits prior to being FLOTUS.

Always strikes me as a bit sad - she's clearly not getting attention at home.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2016 01:06 PM (NOIQH)

Yes, I think the same thing. I find it very odd that she did not make MS her FLOTUS charitable cause and that she had not already been active in it. I did not even know he had MS until I did that search earlier--very bizarre. The most I knew about him was that he was very active in DNC Chicago politics.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 20, 2016 01:10 PM (kXoT0)

279 >>As with most things liberals say, blaming sexism for teachers calling on boys falls apart with about five seconds of thought.


These are the same people who depicted murderous Boko Haram, who regularly butchers ***Christian*** adults and children, men who kidnapped some girls as a "girls education" issue.

Uh, no, despite what their name is, it's not about girls being held back in school. Talk about intentionally missing the point!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2016 01:10 PM (NOIQH)

280 What I don't understand is why this gets more than 5 seconds of thought from anyone.

Okay, there really are men who will f*ck anything with two legs. Or four. Some of them might have cat-called Michelle.

And? Seriously, this is your complaint? That someone found you attractive? Might it be unpleasant? Sure. Something worth remembering and worrying about for 40 years? Not so much.

As for the "the teacher never called on me" drivel... I call complete BS. Let's assume the girls really were getting the best grades - as mentioned, the teacher would want to call on the boys first to get them engaged in class.

But you know what someone really means when they say "never" or "always?" They mean "all the times that are convenient to my argument."

I see this with my six year old when she complains that her brother "never" plays with her, or that she "always" has to do something or other. The difference is that my daughter is 6 (and is actually more believable than Michelle).

That this wasn't met with round ridicule says so much about how pathetic our culture has become.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at April 20, 2016 01:11 PM (kff5f)

281 >>Smells Squatchy in here.
Posted by: garrett

Sorry, all this talk of -isims gets my panties randy.

Posted by: Mooch at April 20, 2016 01:11 PM (c7vUv)

282 I would bet money that Michelle has never suffered a single instance of racial or sexual discrimination in her entire life. Quite the reverse, I'm sure.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at April 20, 2016 01:11 PM (rwI+c)

283 Btw, anyone who hasn't read Michelle's Senior Thesis should.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at April 20, 2016 01:08 PM (rwI+c)

I've read the synopsis and I am good to go on that.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 20, 2016 01:12 PM (xuouz)

284 Christopher Taylor, while I am notoriously cheap, I am also willing to spend a little bit more money on more comfortable shoes and better quality clothes. But only up to a limit. my ideal scenario is having those really good quality items very cheap because of sales.

There are some cute comfy Payless Shoes, but others can be quite uncomfortable. As is the same with even more expensive brands.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 20, 2016 01:12 PM (OkKDg)

285 The girls grades were across the board better then three boys? Congressional. Into sexist discrimination forthcoming.

I'll say this Hillary Clinton was a better first lady then Michelle "peasant lunches" Obama.

Posted by: Shiggz at April 20, 2016 01:12 PM (G7wcY)

286 Yeah I'm 6'3 and bigots are constantly asking me to get stuff off the top shelf. Its horrible, the humiliation of assisting my fellow people in need.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 20, 2016 01:12 PM (39g3+)

287 She's been almost invisible as First Lady and only makes the occasional appearance to sow some additional division. I don't think there is any question there has never been a worse, untalented, divisive couple in the White House.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 20, 2016 01:13 PM (O0lVq)

288 >>>226 as for whistles, who remembers stuff like that decades later???
Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2016 01:00 PM (NOIQH)

Yes, this is the nub of the problem.

Posted by: m at April 20, 2016 01:13 PM (S/1cF)

289 278 Yes, I think the same thing. I find it very odd that she did not make MS her FLOTUS charitable cause and that she had not already been active in it. I did not even know he had MS until I did that search earlier--very bizarre. The most I knew about him was that he was very active in DNC Chicago politics.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 20, 2016 01:10 PM (kXoT0)

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I don't find it odd at all. Advocating for MS research would largely be a volunteer effort. Why do that when you use the force of government from an unelected post to force your view of nutrition down the throats of all the nation's children?

For her, it seems that most of live filters through politics and government, and if she's not using government then she can't be doing good.

It's a twisted view of how to interact with people and institute change, but it seems to be a common viewpoint on the left.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2016 01:13 PM (FdQL3)

290 Is this an NYC thing? Because I've never seen someone "whistled at" in the street.

Posted by: pookysgirl at April 20, 2016 01:13 PM (K27gs)

291 There's so much I want to say in this thread and all of it would come off very, very mean.

Just thinkin' mean, very un-PC thoughts and trying not to pollute the thread with my hate.

Good morning all!

Posted by: Max Power at April 20, 2016 01:13 PM (q177U)

292
the whistling sound she heard was just the wind blowing between her ears

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 20, 2016 01:13 PM (lKyWE)

293 I'm thinking the men xe refers to simply have inculcated Han Solo's Survival Rule #3 well: "Let the Wookie win."

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at April 20, 2016 01:13 PM (ml1PM)

294 Never judge on looks. Attitude kills.

She is a serial killer.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 20, 2016 01:13 PM (FtrY1)

295 Pics, or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Luke at April 20, 2016 01:14 PM (gS/lk)

296 Nood.

Posted by: HH at April 20, 2016 01:14 PM (DrCtv)

297 What a trophy wife
Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at April 20, 2016 01:10 PM (sqs5K)


Participation trophy wife.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at April 20, 2016 01:14 PM (kff5f)

298 Bill Burr's bit on Michelle's "Bring Back Our Girls" hashtag diplomacy was gold.

"Hey Michelle, how about instead of tweeting about it, you look across the dinner table tonight and ask the President of the United States to do something about it, huh?"

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 20, 2016 01:14 PM (xuouz)

299 >297

THREAD WINNAH! AT THE BUZZAH!

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at April 20, 2016 01:15 PM (xuouz)

300 286 Yeah I'm 6'3 and bigots are constantly asking me to get stuff off the top shelf. Its horrible, the humiliation of assisting my fellow people in need.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 20, 2016 01:12 PM (39g3+)

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Two questions:

1) Who can you sue?

and

2) How can you use government to make sure that the people who asked these things of you pay?

It's really the only thing an open-minded and compassionate person would do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2016 01:15 PM (FdQL3)

301 So Mooch got a wolf whistle once? It must have been that day after her 5 hour waxing appointment.

Posted by: Tim in GA at April 20, 2016 01:15 PM (/dC/I)

302 >>I can buy that. It seems like Barack likes to get away from her and the kids.


All the time. He's always golfing with the guys while Michelle is doing stuff with the girls. Barack spends his birthday w/his high school and college friends at Camp David, and his birthday "gift" to Michelle is typically a vacation (away from him).

Just like with the Clintons, I will be happy when they take their dysfunction out of the WH, out of the public eye and deal with it (or don't; whatever).

Posted by: Lizzy at April 20, 2016 01:15 PM (NOIQH)

303 And whistling isn't a black man's mode of 'harassment' . Throwing Iines is the go to. 'Damn girl. You thick just like I like my oatmeal.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 20, 2016 01:16 PM (zFzxj)

304 As for the "the teacher never called on me" drivel... I call complete BS. Let's assume the girls really were getting the best grades - as mentioned, the teacher would want to call on the boys first to get them engaged in class.

Well that would happen, sometimes, the "Hermione Granger" effect where teachers bypass the overachiever to try to wake up Billy in the back. But seriously, girls dominated education and do even more so now.

The struggle is to get boys engaged and interested, not girls. By pushing boys away and focusing on girls, all you do is make boys even less part of education. Which maybe is the point: to create a subclass of worker drones while women polish their nails and have dumb boys wave fans over them when not having rocks thrown at them.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 20, 2016 01:16 PM (39g3+)

305 Were they gay men?

Posted by: Cheri at April 20, 2016 01:17 PM (oiNtH)

306 I'm sorry, the $100K purse looks like stuff I've seen at JCPenney. I hope the purse can teleport the owner from place to place because I don't see why it should cost so much. I call people who purchase this kind of nonsense Fashion Victims.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 20, 2016 01:07 PM (OkKDg)

They are FU status symbols to flaunt the fact that their purse costs more than your car or their house.

As to cost, genuine crocodile is expensive and hard to work, the purses are hand made over a period of months, and the hardware on the purse is real gold, platinum, or silver, often with diamonds. Victoria Beckham reportedly owns the most expensive Hermes bag, which, if I remember correctly, cost hundreds of thousands, has platinum hardware, and decorative diamonds. She has a large collection of the bags.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 20, 2016 01:17 PM (kXoT0)

307 How can you use government to make sure that the people who asked these things of you pay?

No, that's a dead end. Its the store that's at fault, they're where the money is.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 20, 2016 01:18 PM (39g3+)

308 in re 306

sigh, your car or your house

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 20, 2016 01:18 PM (kXoT0)

309 She makes the rockin' world go round, I'll give her that.

Posted by: ajmojo at April 20, 2016 01:19 PM (1H9ox)

310 "Men Used to Whistle At Me In the Streets!"

Dog whistles.

Posted by: Hepcat at April 20, 2016 01:20 PM (5b+Sr)

311 307 How can you use government to make sure that the people who asked these things of you pay?

No, that's a dead end. Its the store that's at fault, they're where the money is.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 20, 2016 01:18 PM (39g3+)

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You're right. The store will have more to wring from.

The important thing is that you're using the force of government to make yourself feel better.

It's the only sensible action against such injustice. Also, it's pro-liberty, and if you disagree then you full of hate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 20, 2016 01:20 PM (FdQL3)

312 What a trophy wife


Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at April 20, 2016 01:10 PM (sqs5K)


The booby prize.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Get Cheesed Off in Our Dairy Section! at April 20, 2016 01:21 PM (hLRSq)

313 Give the woman handicapped parking so she has less distance to walk, fewer men whistling at her.

Posted by: Hepcat at April 20, 2016 01:21 PM (5b+Sr)

314 a gorilla throwing a watermelon rine at you doesn't rise to the level of 'commenting.' they just do sorta do that. to everyone.

Posted by: Abiss at April 20, 2016 01:23 PM (UsgHM)

315 this whole thing reminds me of the jamie foxx 'ugly woman' skit from fridays...

Posted by: Abiss at April 20, 2016 01:25 PM (UsgHM)

316 She thinks men whistling at her while she walks down the street is sexism? LOL I could see how it would be
if they were making crude gestures and saying sexually obnoxious things repeatedly, but come on-! Your pants are in a wad because someone whistled at you?!!. I got whistled at by some constructions guys doing work at the church I then served. This was about 14 years ago. Nobody whistles now. However, at the time I thought it was rather flattering. They didn't do anything obnoxious. I briefly considered going up and saying that I was a pastor just to see what their reaction would be but I refrained. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2016 01:26 PM (w4NZ8)

317 just think, Sarah Palin could be the next president if she'd married Bill C.

Posted by: Satan of Cloggenstein Vt at April 20, 2016 12:44 PM (qSIlh)
I think Bill Cosby isn't available at the moment.

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 20, 2016 12:47 PM (43OZ6)


Any recent news on Todd Palin's recovery from his snow machine wreck?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2016 01:29 PM (UsLZp)

318 It will be seen in the coming years if Malia and Sasha also adopt the grievance attitude. I truly hope not but fear upcoming stories of their hard days living in the WH.

Posted by: Cheri at April 20, 2016 01:31 PM (oiNtH)

319 Any recent news on Todd Palin's recovery from his snow machine wreck?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2016 01:29 PM (UsLZp)
___________________________________

He's doing much better than I am, that's for sure....

~sniff-sniff~

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 20, 2016 01:31 PM (HSmrB)

320 #6 WINNER!!!!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 20, 2016 01:32 PM (nQHw/)

321 it must have been when she walked by the school for the blind...

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 20, 2016 01:32 PM (Icb+G)

322 I think that this thread just calls for the video of "Princess Leia accosted on the streets on NYC for 10 hours" (Only a two minute video). LOL

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jh8vqtr

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2016 01:33 PM (w4NZ8)

323 Whistle? More like Soooooooweeeeee....

Posted by: donna at April 20, 2016 01:33 PM (O2RFr)

324 Anyone whistling at Michelle also attended the Gay Pride parade in SF, religiously.


And/or was gender curious.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 20, 2016 01:40 PM (Xo1Rt)

325 I am thinking that it is not entirely true that guys whistled at Michelle... maybe someone was just whistling to themselves as they passed her?

Posted by: redbanzai at April 20, 2016 01:41 PM (3JA/M)

326 Those construction workers will whistle at anything.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 20, 2016 01:41 PM (Xo1Rt)

327 Whistling, yelling "Soooooeeee," pretty much the same thing.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 20, 2016 01:42 PM (oKE6c)

328 Or they were whistling to themselves thinking "glad I'm not her parents, or boyfriend? Nah she can't have a boyfriend".

And then whistling like you do when you hear or see something that makes you go wow. Only not in good way.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 20, 2016 01:43 PM (Xo1Rt)

329 He has other Hermes bags. You can get one starting at $2,000, but, the ones the fashionistas lug around start at $15,000.

ValJar carries them too.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 20, 2016 01:03 PM (kXoT0)


Maybe he carries the Hermes bag because he doesn't have the normal kind.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2016 01:43 PM (UsLZp)

330 She's the President's wife-Maybe they were paid to whistle at her? ;^) J/K.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2016 01:43 PM (w4NZ8)

331 The other day I was shopping at Target and a little old lady asked me to grab something from a high shelf for her. What a racist!

Oh wait, I'm just a tall white guy, I guess it doesn't count.

Posted by: Kevin DuBrow at April 20, 2016 01:45 PM (bMcUX)

332 Poor Shelly, she was born with a 2x4 upside her head.

When she was born her doctor slapped the wrong end.

She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the was down.

When God passed out looks she thought they said looks and she said she didn't want any cause she didn't like to read.

They had to tie a t-bone to her neck so the dog would play with her. But that led to them having to dig her up all the time.

Obama married her to keep the tranny's off him.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 20, 2016 01:45 PM (Xo1Rt)

333
Blind and / or emotionally scarred men.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 20, 2016 01:47 PM (BK3ZS)

334 There was that video of a woman marching through the streets of NYC enduring cat calls:
http://tinyurl.com/gncq3ve

The matter died once it was pointed out that all the harassers were minorities ...

Then they tried it with a burka clad chick.
No one paid her any attention ....

Posted by: G6loq at April 20, 2016 01:57 PM (zj+JZ)

335

"And sticky!"


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 20, 2016 12:53 PM (FsuaD)
Morons (excluding 'ettes here), don't do that in the barrel.

Posted by: redbanzai at April 20, 2016 01:57 PM (3JA/M)

336 Must have been a blind man calling his dog.

Posted by: Vietnam Vet at April 20, 2016 01:59 PM (dfoZ5)

337 People were cat calling Michelle OBama?

How can that be? I think her rear end is wider than mine.

Posted by: Walter Jones at April 20, 2016 02:06 PM (h/+hH)

338 Nah mchelle dose is whistle tips they make your car go woooo woooo. -bubb rubb and lil sis

Posted by: Shiggz at April 20, 2016 02:12 PM (G7wcY)

339 Her arms would have to be strong after carrying that chip on one shoulder and bag of grievences and entitlement skiing over the other shoulder all The way to the white house.

Posted by: Shiggz at April 20, 2016 02:17 PM (G7wcY)

340 Michelle is going to leave the White House even angrier then when she entered.

Posted by: Hamilton at April 20, 2016 02:19 PM (3iHUQ)

341 dogwhistle

Posted by: mer at April 20, 2016 02:20 PM (or4l7)

342 The whistles of the occupying Stormtroopers on her home planet of Kashyyyk must have been hard to endure.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at April 20, 2016 02:25 PM (uqt0L)

343 The calls of "Soo- EE! must have REALLY pissed her off then...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 20, 2016 02:48 PM (Kucy5)

344 It was bi-polar referees who thought she was Patrick Ewing and calling her for traveling.

Posted by: oddnot says ~sigh~ at April 20, 2016 02:50 PM (g1MTt)

345 Must see (for giggles at least)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA-tSKiyHP0

Posted by: oddnot says ~sigh~ at April 20, 2016 03:08 PM (g1MTt)

346 I thought only dogs could hear those whistles

Posted by: matt at April 20, 2016 03:08 PM (Y/MyQ)

347 Very late to this party but as a guy I'm calling bull on this.

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2016 03:22 PM (Dpy/y)

348
Remember, kids, wookies and Klingons will rip your arms off if you've offended them...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at April 20, 2016 03:27 PM (1hM1d)

349 The weren't whistling, they were making high-pitched insuations about "walking carpets."

Posted by: CrustyB at April 20, 2016 03:31 PM (GvSpB)

350 It wasn't whistling. It was tinnitus from steroid abuse.

Posted by: Calbadger at April 20, 2016 03:56 PM (KZu0c)

351 It wasn't whistling, it was the backup alarm on her ass.

Posted by: Dave G at April 20, 2016 04:56 PM (dUE05)

352 Don't think that even a chain gang of blind gay men would whistle at that. Unless it's some sort of cultural thing....

Posted by: Steven Y. at April 20, 2016 04:57 PM (3U/T3)

353 Blind men, perhaps.

Posted by: deadrody at April 20, 2016 05:11 PM (q72NU)

354 Those days are gone, Moochie.

Posted by: Dawn at April 20, 2016 05:36 PM (9Ly3R)

355 They were whistling because in a yellow dress she looked like a taxi cab.

Posted by: Milesdei at April 20, 2016 06:47 PM (q7RPx)

356 Wow--eating dinner while reading ACE...get to this gem, and the dinner comes right back up.

Posted by: Big D at April 20, 2016 08:44 PM (gfIcu)

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