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College Students: If You Say You're a 6 Foot Five, Seven Year Old Chinese Girl, Then I Guess I Believe That's What You Are, If That's What's In Your Heart
AllahPundit does his best to make sense of the senseless, but it's a steep climb.
He quotes Rod Dreher: "These people are ripe for dictatorship." Indeed. Any untrue thing can be proven so long as you concede one other untrue thing. If you concede that 1 + 1 = 1, then you can prove that you're the Queen of England. (Simple, really: you're one and she's one; together you add to one; that means you're a unity together; ergo, you're the queen of England.) All it took to finally see the beautiful inevitablity of Big Brother was to concede that 2 + 2 = 5. People conditioned to accept outrageous falsehoods from people claiming to have a special right to their own reality are an existential threat to the republic. If a 5'10" white man can tell you he's a 6'5" Chinese girl, and you are required to believe him because each person constructs his own quantum reality moment by moment, it's no difficult thing to also accept that killing the kulaks and putting the farms under inefficient state rule will result in a greater grain harvest. If you can accept even basic, in-your-face tangible falsehoods as truth, you'll have no trouble at all with abstract lies outside of your limited experience you'd have to look through books (yuck!) to check on.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: donna at April 18, 2016 11:51 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 18, 2016 11:51 AM (10hEu)
On the face of every one of the interviewee's (especially the girl in the glasses) is the acknowledgement that what they are hearing is dumb bullshit. What is lacking is the desire to call someone out. That's programming.
Posted by: Jollyroger at April 18, 2016 11:51 AM (t06LC)
Posted by: Valiant at April 18, 2016 11:53 AM (3MiF8)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 18, 2016 11:53 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 18, 2016 11:54 AM (wYRTH)
I don't suppose the correct opinion will ever be found.
If you ever had a dick and you show up in the womens rest room they can shoot it off.
Posted by: DaveA at April 18, 2016 11:54 AM (DL2i+)
These people are just full of shit.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 18, 2016 11:55 AM (eHpnh)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 18, 2016 11:55 AM (tf9Ne)
Oh yeah, he writes for a conservative blog that is now scraping the bottom of Alexa since committing suicide with its fan base of commenters.
Posted by: Valiant at April 18, 2016 11:55 AM (3MiF8)
Posted by: navybrat at April 18, 2016 11:55 AM (8QGte)
Make Believe
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When I was a a kid, like other kids, I played Make Believe, but, it was always with a firm grasp of reality.
Now, the grown up people who have no grip on reality have managed to make their delusions my problem to the point that I must subsidize their irrationality--even if that means that I must surrender my own civil rights. Is this a great country or what?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 18, 2016 11:55 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: donna at April 18, 2016 11:56 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 18, 2016 11:57 AM (eHpnh)
Fer chrissakes, can someone tell me where I'm supposed to pee?
Posted by: Albie Damned at April 18, 2016 11:57 AM (FypLm)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 18, 2016 11:57 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: a French model at April 18, 2016 11:58 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 18, 2016 11:58 AM (wYRTH)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 18, 2016 11:59 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: GregV61 at April 18, 2016 11:59 AM (H0lcY)
Well.... what happens if I self identify as Viking berserker that goes off into bloodlust at the sight and sound of whimpy mewling quim Beta people.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2016 11:59 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 18, 2016 11:59 AM (JJ5/6)
Posted by: Albie Damned at April 18, 2016 11:57 AM (FypLm)
No, it's now your Civil Right to decide that for yourself.
BTW, is this new who uses which bathroom going to affect everyone on the sex offenders registry who got there by peeing on a tree because they couldn't find a bathroom?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 18, 2016 11:59 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at April 18, 2016 11:59 AM (MNDzS)
Posted by: Cankles Clinton at April 18, 2016 12:00 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 12:00 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Cheri at April 18, 2016 12:00 PM (oiNtH)
Sure, I don't have the winning ticket, but so what? Bruce Jenner doesn't have female DNA, but we are told we must accept his "choice" to identify as a woman anyway, and treat him . . . er, I mean her, accordingly. So my lack of the winning Powerball ticket should be just as meaningless as Jenner's lack of female DNA, right? I choose to identify as the Powerball jackpot winner, and therefore everybody else must treat me as such!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 18, 2016 12:00 PM (BNs9e)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 18, 2016 12:01 PM (lHb9q)
But as long as the MFM is a PR wing of the Demo-commie Party they will get away with this shit.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 18, 2016 12:01 PM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 12:01 PM (zOTsN)
The people who create false facades and get angry if you dont buy into it, we call sociopaths.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 18, 2016 12:01 PM (iQIUe)
anyway, what difference does it make if kids don't know what 2 plus 2 is, so long as they learn to enjoy math?
Posted by: Satan of Blutwurst Vt at April 18, 2016 12:01 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 18, 2016 12:02 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: donna at April 18, 2016 12:02 PM (O2RFr)
I'm gonna enroll in college and go hang out in the girl's locker room.. Will they let me take pics?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 18, 2016 12:02 PM (so+oy)
At the same time, I am sometimes stunned by the gratuitous public cruelty of writers in the Sunday Times Magazine toward their own family members - in the name of being true to oneself.
They seem to have some things backward.
Posted by: KT at April 18, 2016 12:02 PM (qahv/)
Posted by: Korben Dallas at April 18, 2016 12:02 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 18, 2016 12:02 PM (so+oy)
I think they dropped it. Maybe it was planned? They seem to have these cradles to hold it now:
http://portcanaveralwebcam.com/
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 18, 2016 12:02 PM (iQIUe)
*shakes head in disgust*
Bookworm thinks we should use this to Alinsky the Left - she's got a point...
http://www.bookwormroom.com/
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2016 12:03 PM (NOIQH)
Yeah, I saw that video this morning.
It has to be a pretty dark night of the soul for me to seriously consider suicide, but with endless, unresisted propaganda pumped out to create, affirm and push malleable minds like this into positions of authority, what, really, is the point of living? Sometimes I wonder if it's not better to go out at your own time and on your own terms rather than hang around and wait for one of these special snowflakes to explain why you deserve the bullet.
**note: I'm not really considering suicide. Not today.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 18, 2016 12:03 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Derptastic at April 18, 2016 12:03 PM (b8jcS)
Posted by: El-Tun Juan at April 18, 2016 12:03 PM (sODuO)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2016 12:03 PM (/tuJf)
Sorry, he identifies as a toddler child, so you'll just have to let him stay.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2016 12:04 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Fredo Corleone at April 18, 2016 12:04 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 18, 2016 12:04 PM (vvmPQ)
And I think "Waters World" and late-night Man In The Street features would make better sense with Smell-O-Vision. Swear to god, they only interview where they can smell really good pot smoke. This accounts for a great deal.
I. Hope.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 18, 2016 12:04 PM (xq1UY)
http://tinyurl.com/h3tvecj
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 12:04 PM (39g3+)
Unless you are the political, then harmony means nobody ever contradicts you.
Posted by: @votermom at April 18, 2016 12:04 PM (nbrY/)
Posted by: OregonMuse
*****
It is sort of like the westbound pioneers in their Conestoga wagons, seeing Pike's Peak poking up above the horizon while still back in central Kansas.
"We're almost there, Jedediah!"
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 18, 2016 12:04 PM (lHb9q)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 12:04 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2016 12:05 PM (btH0m)
Checking in!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 12:05 PM (b/6cr)
"Loan" me $250,000 and I will.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 18, 2016 12:05 PM (4WhSY)
Keep telling Yourself that....
Posted by: donna at April 18, 2016 12:05 PM (O2RFr)
28th ammendment
Posted by: TeamRawDog at April 18, 2016 12:05 PM (10hEu)
I volunteer as tribute!
Posted by: Qoheleth at April 18, 2016 12:05 PM (iIzG7)
I'd like to think so but I'm not sure they are that clever, have that kind of mental capacity, or even know what Ghostbusters is, beyond that movie with the women in it they're supposed to like for grrl power.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 12:05 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2016 12:06 PM (B48dK)
Yes, but having had lots of ancient aliens episodes on in the background while I wasted time on the web, usually life catches up by the entire advanced civilization collapsing. To the point where its easy for folks now to think they could not have been advanced and the cool stuff must have been aliens.
Posted by: PaleRider at April 18, 2016 12:06 PM (wYRTH)
President Ash Carter is deploying 200 more troops to Iraq as well as AH-64 Apaches to help in the battle for Mosul.
http://tinyurl.com/zgfz9f2
Posted by: the real ch3 at April 18, 2016 12:07 PM (wHYXk)
If everyone who disagrees with me is in prison or dead, that would be really peaceful wouldn't it?
WOULDN'T IT???
Posted by: Leftist Youth at April 18, 2016 12:07 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 18, 2016 12:07 PM (mN+tK)
XX or XY. I don't care if you cut it off or added one.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 12:07 PM (b/6cr)
NYC Mayor Bill DeBlasio, nee Warren Wilhelm, Jr., secretly self-identifies as being Black, which is why he can make C-P jokes, and even use the N word at home.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 18, 2016 12:07 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 18, 2016 12:07 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: donna at April 18, 2016 12:08 PM (O2RFr)
Yeah I buy that mindset actually taking place. People who have been carefully raised to not think logically, have any ambition, or be able to critically analyze anything have to be baffled by innovation.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 12:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Epobirs at April 18, 2016 12:09 PM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro,VT at April 18, 2016 12:09 PM (KRuzk)
People literally need to be punched in the face.
We are on the trajectory we are on because the left gets in there and fights tooth and nail, threaten and perpetrate violence.
We have black lives matter goons agitating for and actually getting cold killed with little or no pushback.
We have school administrators banning chalk for fucks sake so the left doesn't have to have there safe space infiltrated with an alternate point of view.
This shit is not going to get rolled back with lofty rhetoric.
It's going to get rolled back when the right takes to the streets and begins getting in people's faces.
This shit isn't going to be solved through the electoral process.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 18, 2016 12:09 PM (auq2s)
Posted by: Marcus T, The Preposterous at April 18, 2016 12:09 PM (O0lVq)
Well at least would consider their misery, discomfort, and fear just punishment for being white and privileged.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 12:10 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2016 12:10 PM (oKE6c)
B-b-b-b-but..... I thought we were to steer clear of icky social issues.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2016 12:10 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: GregV61
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t37Oy8dD-U4
Yep. It's Her.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 18, 2016 12:10 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Meremortal at April 18, 2016 12:10 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 18, 2016 12:10 PM (MNgU2)
don't worry, I'll catch you before you hit the ground. You any good with whips? Lenin is getting a bit uppity lately.
Posted by: Satan of Blutwurst Vt at April 18, 2016 12:10 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Dang at April 18, 2016 12:10 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Marcus T, The Preposterous at April 18, 2016 12:10 PM (O0lVq)
Posted by: kathysaysso at April 18, 2016 12:11 PM (43OZ6)
If you can accept even basic, in-your-face tangible falsehoods as truth, you'll have no trouble at all with abstract lies outside of your limited experience
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How about abstract truths? I mean, why don't we just start telling them that Democrats are the party of Jim Crow, slavery, and segregation?
Posted by: iforgot at April 18, 2016 12:11 PM (pC96u)
Posted by: browndog at April 18, 2016 12:12 PM (ccfl2)
This has been going on for a long time, now. It's only finally come into full bloom. The Barky election in 2008 was really the last straw. After that (and all the obvious lies that people were fed and repeated about that - including your buddy allah, who wrote how Sarah Palin scared him in the VP's office but he was comfortable with a competent genius like Barky in the Oval Office) the flood gates were open.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2016 12:12 PM (zc3Db)
This crop of students will hit the job market soon.
Hilarity will ensue.
Posted by: Meremortal at April 18, 2016 12:10 PM (3myMJ)
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However, soon enough, they'll be the hiring managers.
Posted by: iforgot at April 18, 2016 12:12 PM (pC96u)
Reporting for duty!
"What you said was disrespectful and hurtful to _______ [fill in whack-a-doodle group here]."
"Good. Because that's what I intended."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2016 12:13 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: OregonMuse
That's the thing about stupid, it's a renewable resource. There's always more where that came from.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 18, 2016 12:13 PM (9krrF)
start getting very, very loud about reality --- and, when challenged, to
turn Alinsky and use the Left's tactics against it. That process started very well at Ohio State, when the president kicked protesters out of administration offices by saying the protesters were making employees feel unsafe.
Conservatives need to keep using that Alinsky tactic to their
advantage. Instead of pointing to objective fact or moral principles,
conservatives need to talk about their feelings and their
reality. "If you'd come in on Monday, when I wasn't feeling so
heteronormative, I could have said yes to that cake request. Today,
though, I identify as someone who would feel unsafe preparing a cake for
your wedding. Pardon me while I put on my meditation music and spend a
few minutes clutching my Cabbage Patch doll and working in my adult
coloring book." (My old friend Sally Zelikovsky has more ideas on going on the defensive).
http://preview.tinyurl.com/z3esz93
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2016 12:13 PM (NOIQH)
I choose to be male.
I choose to be female.
I choose to black.
I choose to be white.
I chose to be monogamous.
I chose to be polygamous.
Gay??? Nah.... youre born that way.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2016 12:13 PM (8XRCm)
Unless you are the
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auto cucumber wants its own restroom
Posted by: @votermom at April 18, 2016 12:13 PM (nbrY/)
Posted by: Satan of Blutwurst Vt at April 18, 2016 12:13 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 18, 2016 12:13 PM (kTF2Z)
I like the one guy who feels super intelligent and open minded and is open to being convinced that the shortish scandi looking guy is a giant Chinese woman. But only if presented with compelling arguments, you see.
We are raising a while generation of empty skulls and that does not bode well for the future.
The first smiley pleasant curly haired girl was just the worst, though.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 18, 2016 12:13 PM (L7t0A)
We Conservatives need to come up with some outrageous Make Believe thing and force them to accommodate it.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 18, 2016 12:13 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Willard Clinton at April 18, 2016 12:14 PM (j7iSn)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 18, 2016 12:14 PM (0LHZx)
I recommend not testing this theory in Baltimore.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2016 12:15 PM (/tuJf)
What we need in the world are more assholes. People who aren't afraid to tell the truth and hurt people's feelings.
Most of them are already here at the HQ.
Posted by: Melania at April 18, 2016 12:15 PM (LAe3v)
If I think a tail is a leg... how many legs does a dog have???
Nope. Still four. Calling a thing something else doesn't change the thing.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2016 12:15 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: John Kasich for president at April 18, 2016 12:15 PM (39g3+)
"I can't believe that!" said Alice.
"Can't you?" the Queen said in a pitying tone. "Try again: draw a long breath, and shut your eyes."
Alice laughed. "There's no use trying," she said: "one can't believe impossible things."
"I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen. "When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
Posted by: Attila (Pillage Idiot) at April 18, 2016 12:15 PM (Y39N1)
1
I always said I was the Queen of England!
Posted by: donna
Back of the line, sister!!
Posted by: El-Tun Juan
pfffft. Fantasists, the lot of you.
Posted by: Marie, the Queen of Romania at April 18, 2016 12:16 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 12:16 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 18, 2016 12:16 PM (RD7QR)
White male heterosexual conservatives = the wretched refuse of the earth. There should be a bounty on them. Probably will be, soon.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2016 12:16 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2016 12:16 PM (UzPAd)
Then they destroy you. Deny you income, employment, make up false information about you, you name it.
Posted by: navybrat at April 18, 2016 12:17 PM (8QGte)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 18, 2016 12:02 PM (MNgU2)
They also serve who only sit and wait.
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at April 18, 2016 12:17 PM (wKcQA)
Equality may perhaps be a right but no power on earth can ever make it a fact.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 18, 2016 12:17 PM (mEu+d)
These kids have sat through ridiculous mandatory rap sessions their whole lives. Nobody will ever again get an honest answer out of them.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 18, 2016 12:17 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Satan of Blutwurst Vt at April 18, 2016 12:17 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: John Kasich for president at April 18, 2016 12:15 PM (39g3+)
You are a worse than useless self-righteous ass. I wish you would just disappear already.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 18, 2016 12:17 PM (L7t0A)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2016 12:16 PM (oKE6c)
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Problem is these same evil white cons also pay 90% of the taxes that fund the left. What to do what to do?
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 18, 2016 12:17 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2016 12:18 PM (8XRCm)
A key difference is, in the military we can say, Oh hell no you aren't.
Posted by: JPS at April 18, 2016 12:18 PM (mXy2W)
They'll pull the "no true Scotsman" fallacy: clearly these people were just faking it and are awful ordinary 'cis-gendered' white-rapey males
Posted by: John Kasich for president at April 18, 2016 12:18 PM (39g3+)
Try collecting. Dare you. Make sure your next-of-kin card is updated.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 12:18 PM (b/6cr)
Well no, there were, and they were called mental institutions, but we shut them down.
Also the dude who says "not harming the kids" Yeah your very presence in a 1st grade classroom as a crazy would be harming my kid.
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at April 18, 2016 12:18 PM (tM4uk)
--- Theodore Dalrymple
Posted by: Epobirs at April 18, 2016 12:18 PM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Marie, the Queen of Romania at April 18, 2016 12:16 PM (LAe3v)Piss off, bitch.
Posted by: Princess Carraboo at April 18, 2016 12:19 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: donna
Back of the line, sister!!
Posted by: El-Tun Juan
pfffft. Fantasists, the lot of you.
Posted by: Marie, the Queen of Romania
A word, please.
Posted by: Norton I, Emperor of the United States & Protector of Mexico at April 18, 2016 12:19 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 18, 2016 12:19 PM (kTF2Z)
Equality may perhaps be a right but no power on earth can ever make it a fact.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 18, 2016 12:17 PM (mEu+d)
Put that one alongside "Equality ends at birth." Which I would slightly amend to read "equality ends at conception."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2016 12:19 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: donna at April 18, 2016 12:19 PM (O2RFr)
Unfortunately the thoughts are: "am I allowed to say no? What is the official line I'm supposed to reply with?"
All very Soviet
Posted by: @votermom at April 18, 2016 12:20 PM (nbrY/)
But do they really "believe" this tripe? Maybe in theory, but what about practice? I mean do they really want to shower with some Man/woman with a wang? A stranger not a boyfriend...
Posted by: donna at April 18, 2016 12:08 PM (O2RFr)
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Liberal policy is always for Other People. The Other People are the ones who get taxed, forced to work with incompetent affirmative action hirees, forced to pay $15/hr to teenaged employees in their mom-and-pop ice cream bar, tarred as racist and sexist, and deprived of the right to practice their religion.
Yes, these Special Snowflakes (sorry, I couldn't stand to watch the vid) would freak out if they were forced to share a shower room with a 6'5" 45-year-old pot-bellied bald man with a history of sex abuse who self-identifies as an 18-year-old female college student. But they'd do their best to make it happen to girls at a Christian retreat.
Posted by: iforgot at April 18, 2016 12:20 PM (pC96u)
Posted by: redenzo at April 18, 2016 12:20 PM (WCnJW)
Posted by: donna at April 18, 2016 12:19 PM (O2RFr)
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..... what a bladderist.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2016 12:20 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2016 12:12 PM (zc3Db)
Yeah, good times, when our betters told us how stupid she was and how smart he was. Granted, she has lots of flaws, but, I bet she has at least 20-30 IQ points on him. No, I don't want to re-fight the Palin wars, but, I do think that had we elected McCain and he died, and she became POTUS that she would've done a far better job than Barky.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 18, 2016 12:20 PM (kXoT0)
Try collecting. Dare you. Make sure your next-of-kin card is updated.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 12:18 PM (b/6cr)
Collecting it? I'll be too busy trying to outrun bounty hunters!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2016 12:20 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 18, 2016 12:21 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2016 12:21 PM (UzPAd)
You should watch... It is actually pretty funny, in a frightening sort of way...
Posted by: donna at April 18, 2016 12:21 PM (O2RFr)
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Romania.
--Dorothy Parker
Tune in tomorrow!
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 18, 2016 12:22 PM (xq1UY)
Make my day.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 18, 2016 12:22 PM (Qvgg/)
Posted by: Epobirs at April 18, 2016 12:18 PM (IdCqF)
Such an excellent post that explains how dangerous PC really is. And this video is an excellent example of what the quote is talking about.
I hope none of these students are in STEM because I don't trust then to be able to segregate their illogic appropriately.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 18, 2016 12:22 PM (L7t0A)
Posted by: huerfano at April 18, 2016 12:22 PM (NSb9d)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 12:23 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 12:23 PM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: Marcus T, The Preposterous at April 18, 2016 12:23 PM (O0lVq)
Posted by: Jim S. at April 18, 2016 12:23 PM (aiLaJ)
Yet another piece of basic constituent service the GOPe has failure theatered.
Posted by: DaveA at April 18, 2016 12:23 PM (DL2i+)
The Soviets tried to kill him for that.
Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2016 12:23 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 18, 2016 12:23 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 18, 2016 12:24 PM (Agn5J)
Posted by: Papist Bograt at April 18, 2016 12:24 PM (326rv)
Henry The Eighth I am, I am!
I got married to the widow next door
She's been married seven times before
And every one was an Henry
She wouldn't have a Willie or a Sam
I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry
Henry The Eighth I am!
Second verse, same as the first!
I'm Henry The Eighth, I am!
Henry The Eighth I am, I am!
Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2016 12:24 PM (8XRCm)
Because if the party can force you to "see" things blatantly false like this they can force you to "see" anything.
It is amazing how the modern left is following 1984 as a how to guide, not a warning.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2016 12:24 PM (X7E8f)
The first smiley pleasant curly haired girl was just the worst, though.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 18, 2016 12:13 PM (L7t0A)
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You actually watched it. I salute you. Just the still and the headline make me shiver with horror.
Posted by: iforgot at April 18, 2016 12:24 PM (pC96u)
Posted by: NCKate at April 18, 2016 12:24 PM (UWHSi)
Raising your children to have a rational thinking mind is going to do more for their success in the decades to come than any trust fund could do.
Posted by: H Badger at April 18, 2016 12:24 PM (n/0Nw)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 12:23 PM (zOTsN)
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Damn it! Bush went back to his secret lab and created more storms, eh? That fucker.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 18, 2016 12:24 PM (0LHZx)
Next time Obama lectures us about ISIS not being Muslim somebody should point out that they identify as Muslims.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2016 12:25 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Jim S. at April 18, 2016 12:23 PM (aiLaJ)
Excellent point.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 18, 2016 12:25 PM (L7t0A)
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at April 18, 2016 12:25 PM (+YSbu)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 18, 2016 12:25 PM (LA7Cm)
He could also have asked the white guy if he minded if a white male applicant to his college who identifies as a black female, should get the affirmative action benefits afforded to black females.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 18, 2016 12:26 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 12:26 PM (V/InG)
Posted by: iforgot at April 18, 2016 12:24 PM (pC96u)
I generally hate watching videos but this one is worth it.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 18, 2016 12:26 PM (L7t0A)
Posted by: donna at April 18, 2016 12:26 PM (O2RFr)
No worries, we've convinced them that having kids is worse than death, and we've made darn sure they can abort up to the last possible moment.
Also: Zika!
Posted by: Feminists at April 18, 2016 12:26 PM (NOIQH)
And young, testosterone-laden yutes with trucks joyriding around being general assholes.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2016 12:27 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: NCKate at April 18, 2016 12:24 PM (UWHSi)
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Same bullshit that says illegals live "in the shadows". And by in the shadows, they mean doing town hall meetings with POTUS candidates.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 18, 2016 12:27 PM (0LHZx)
BTW, Product idea 2: a small portable cell phone jammer than covers an area the size of a bathroom stall or shower so the pervs can't upload any photos.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 18, 2016 12:27 PM (kXoT0)
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o.O
LMAO
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 12:27 PM (/D5Lf)
Yeah I wonder about that too. People who say sensible and reasonable things make for bad viral videos.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 12:27 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 18, 2016 12:27 PM (xq1UY)
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Ill take them over the stars in the video.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2016 12:27 PM (8XRCm)
http://tinyurl.com/h54k5qg
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 18, 2016 12:28 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at April 18, 2016 12:28 PM (WvCON)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2016 12:29 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: auscolpyr at April 18, 2016 12:29 PM (suO/a)
Dangit, Donna- you beat me to that one.
No, wait - I identify as the first person to add this pithy comment to the thread. Donna, quit copyin' me.
Next, gravity shall be defeated. Because I identify as a levitationist. Die, Earth suckitude!
Posted by: Cap City Daydrunk at April 18, 2016 12:29 PM (O50yS)
I love that man. He's also waging a one-man war to have the weenie unceremoniously removed from our presence.
Posted by: Marcus T, The Preposterous at April 18, 2016 12:29 PM (O0lVq)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 18, 2016 12:27 PM (kXoT0)
Just take them and upload later.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 12:29 PM (/D5Lf)
Short white man: "If I said I was a woman, what would you say?"
Student: "I would say congratulations!"
Short white man: "And if I said I was 6'5", would would you say?"
Student: "Well, if that's what you believe, then I would accept it"
Short white man: "And if I said I was black?"
Student: "Um, OK, I guess if --"
Short white man: "Shut your white mouth!"
Student: "Wha--???"
Short white man: "So you think your white privilege gives you the right to speak?"
Student: "No, I, but, uh--
Short white man: "Silence! A lifetime of enjoying white privilege makes you think you can interrupt a black woman?"
Student: "That's not what--"
Short white man: "I said to keep you white mouth shut! You have no right to speak!"
Then just walk away.
Posted by: zombie at April 18, 2016 12:30 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Paul Simon at April 18, 2016 12:30 PM (lHb9q)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 12:29 PM (/D5Lf)
Make the jammer turn the cell phone off. I know they can send signals to turn phones on and off.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 18, 2016 12:31 PM (kXoT0)
Who taught him that?
This is the same crap that has been taught to blacks, that we've somehow been time-warped back to pre-civil rights era and the default attitude is racist.
Also, that men have magically been born rapist unless they've been taught otherwise.
These Lefties are having to deny all of the change that has occurred over the last 50+ years just to make themselves. They're fighting ghosts and imaginary enemies.
Posted by: Feminists at April 18, 2016 12:31 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Art Garfunkel at April 18, 2016 12:31 PM (lHb9q)
to have a special right to their own reality are an existential threat
to the republic.
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It's the RL consequences of the two hikers and the bear joke. The one with the punchline "I don't have to run faster than the bear, I only have to run faster than you."
Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2016 12:31 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at April 18, 2016 12:31 PM (WvCON)
>>>I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I
dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on
disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter
is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful.
I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and
AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to
call me 'Apache' and respect my right to kill from above and kill
needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check
your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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o.O
LMAO
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 12:27 PM (/D5Lf)<<<
I identify as an A-10.
No wait. Now I feel that I'm an F-22.
No... hold on... now I really feel like a Harrier.
Posted by: F-35 at April 18, 2016 12:31 PM (H9MG5)
How long before these college students get gubbermit jobs, and start approving funds for those who "identify" as disabled or as a minority?
Also.. what do Bernie and Queen Hillary I think about this? I need to know to when to purchase my burka and dark makeup.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at April 18, 2016 12:31 PM (AHDxb)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2016 12:31 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 18, 2016 12:32 PM (lHb9q)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 18, 2016 12:22 PM (L7t0A)
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It would not surprise me in the least if they were in STEM. They are often the most, not the least, likely to say whatever the powers that be want, just to get it over with and be left alone. They don't want to be bothered --- and they don't really see the danger.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 18, 2016 12:32 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 12:33 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: That One Jefferson Airplane Song at April 18, 2016 12:33 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 18, 2016 12:32 PM (lHb9q)
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We are the worrrrrrrld.
We are the chiillllldren.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2016 12:33 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Kreplach at April 18, 2016 12:09 PM (auq2s)
Pssss....Buddy......Don't tell people that. They still believe in the magic politician.
You really wnat to harsh that mellow?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. The Tree of Liberty wants something. at April 18, 2016 12:33 PM (WVsWD)
Hillary Clinton told a black radio host that she always carries hot sauce with her.
Nope, not going there. Nope I'm a gentleman...well kinda
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 12:33 PM (V/InG)
Posted by: donna at April 18, 2016 12:33 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2016 12:34 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2016 12:34 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 18, 2016 12:34 PM (eXTZt)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 18, 2016 12:34 PM (lHb9q)
I am the Eye of the Tiger....
Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2016 12:34 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2016 12:34 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 18, 2016 12:34 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Marcus T, The Preposterous at April 18, 2016 12:34 PM (O0lVq)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2016 12:35 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 18, 2016 12:35 PM (eXTZt)
Posted by: donna at April 18, 2016 12:35 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 18, 2016 12:35 PM (Qvgg/)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 12:35 PM (zOTsN)
These Lefties are having to deny all of the change that has occurred over the last 50+ years just to make themselves. They're fighting ghosts and imaginary enemies.
Posted by: Feminists at April 18, 2016 12:31 PM (NOIQH)
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It's what happens with every organization that is in business to change something. Once that something is changed, they need a reason to exist so they can never accept the change has happened. A black man is elected president twice, but the leftist "civil rights organizations" act like it's 1845 out there.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 18, 2016 12:35 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 12:35 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Count de Monet
****
I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle, here is my other handle
Oops.
Guess I'm a cookie jar!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 18, 2016 12:35 PM (lHb9q)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 18, 2016 12:35 PM (Qvgg/)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 12:36 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Merle Haggard at April 18, 2016 12:36 PM (O0lVq)
We need to be very careful of the company we keep, because this kind of insanity rubs off.
Posted by: kraken at April 18, 2016 12:36 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 18, 2016 12:36 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 18, 2016 12:36 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: MrKnowItAll at April 18, 2016 12:37 PM (egzLR)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 18, 2016 12:02 PM (MNgU2)
They also serve who only sit and
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at April 18, 2016 12:17 PM (wKcQA)
Fixed.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 18, 2016 12:37 PM (JJ5/6)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon with his best Schwarzenegger impersonation at April 18, 2016 12:37 PM (lHb9q)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2016 12:37 PM (btH0m)
Posted by: YHWH at April 18, 2016 12:37 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 18, 2016 12:37 PM (xq1UY)
Keep telling Yourself that....
Posted by: donna at April 18, 2016 12:05 PM (O2RFr)
Stopped by to see the kid at college this weekend. The propaganda on the walls was enough to tell me that the kids are buying. If they weren't most of those posters would have been defaced, etc.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at April 18, 2016 12:37 PM (n2GmV)
Posted by: MrKnowItAll
Well the science is as imaginary as the rest, so it's just as well.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 18, 2016 12:37 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at April 18, 2016 12:38 PM (QD9b6)
Yeah they have a choice:
1) Admit they won and shut down, losing all the money, position, influence, and invites to stuff
2) Keep going on inventing new outrages so they have a reason to exist
Almost none of them ever pick door number one. Maybe one has, ever.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 12:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Popeye at April 18, 2016 12:38 PM (O0lVq)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2016 12:38 PM (btH0m)
Here is my handle, here is my other handle
Oops.
Guess I'm a cookie jar!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 18, 2016 12:35 PM (lHb9q)
You'd have to be. You certainly ain't no trophy.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 18, 2016 12:39 PM (JJ5/6)
Posted by: Judge Dredd at April 18, 2016 12:39 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Marcus T, The Preposterous at April 18, 2016 12:39 PM (O0lVq)
Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 18, 2016 12:39 PM (eXTZt)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 18, 2016 12:39 PM (WTSFk)
I don't think it's a stretch to think that all the ADD/depression drugs kids are given is turning them somewhat insane. Plus add in the Special Snowflake status, and they're just a miasma of mental issues.
Also, if we go full 1984 and THEY are not medicated, they're going to have to medicate anyone who believes in a objective reality.
So... drug stocks are going to the moon no matter what happens?
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at April 18, 2016 12:40 PM (AHDxb)
Posted by: Doc Holliday at April 18, 2016 12:40 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Abbie Normal at April 18, 2016 12:40 PM (lUZux)
Posted by: Popeye at April 18, 2016 12:40 PM (suO/a)
Posted by: zombie at April 18, 2016 12:40 PM (jBuUi)
Anyone know what it means to self identify as a 'unicorn' regarding relationships?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 12:40 PM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 18, 2016 12:40 PM (Qvgg/)
There is a gun-show loophole, and it must be closed.
"Unborn fetuses are just tissue, and no woman should be punished with an unwanted child."
Unborn fetuses are just tissue, and no woman should be punished with an unwanted child.
"Israel practices apartheid, and punishes innocent, peaceful Palestinians."
Israel practices apartheid, and punishes innocent, peaceful Palestinians.
The song remains the same. What bothers me as that these minds of mush don't need to be coerced or threatened, like Winston Smith. They volunteer for this crap.
Posted by: Qoheleth at April 18, 2016 12:40 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 18, 2016 12:40 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 12:40 PM (zOTsN)
"there are seven bones in the human neck. They are very painful when broken."
That is absolutely heartwarming.
Posted by: JPS at April 18, 2016 12:40 PM (mXy2W)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 18, 2016 12:40 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 18, 2016 12:41 PM (eXTZt)
When I watched this video yesterday, I thought the interviewer could
have made it a zillion times more devastating and effective by doing
this:
Short white man: "If I said I was a woman, what would you say?"
Student: "I would say congratulations!"
Short white man: "And if I said I was 6'5", would would you say?"
Student: "Well, if that's what you believe, then I would accept it"
Short white man: "And if I said I was black?"
Student: "Um, OK, I guess if --"
Short white man: "Shut your white mouth!"
Student: "Wha--???"
Short white man: "So you think your white privilege gives you the right to speak?"
Student: "No, I, but, uh--
Short white man: "Silence! A lifetime of enjoying white privilege makes you think you can interrupt a black woman?"
Student: "That's not what--"
Short white man: "I said to keep you white mouth shut! You have no right to speak!"
Then just walk away.
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This is brilliant.
Who's the guy that did the PP videos? James something or another. This seems like something for him to do..
Posted by: zombie at April 18, 2016 12:30 PM
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at April 18, 2016 12:41 PM (AHDxb)
Posted by: Vishnu at April 18, 2016 12:41 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Elephant Man at April 18, 2016 12:41 PM (/tuJf)
Prob worse than the MeKetrik Rectification when many Shuvs and Zuuls learned what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor. Far worse.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2016 12:41 PM (JO9+V)
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Not sure, but I would suggest that you not eat the Skittles.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon with his best Schwarzenegger impersonation at April 18, 2016 12:41 PM (lHb9q)
Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 18, 2016 12:41 PM (eXTZt)
Posted by: zombie at April 18, 2016 12:40 PM (jBuUi)
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Waterloo I was defeated, you won the war
Waterloo promise to love you for ever more
Posted by: I AM ABBA at April 18, 2016 12:41 PM (8XRCm)
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You forgot "Islam is a religion of Peace."
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at April 18, 2016 12:42 PM (AHDxb)
Posted by: The Gods of the Copybook Headings at April 18, 2016 12:42 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Nixon at April 18, 2016 12:42 PM (eXTZt)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 18, 2016 12:35 PM (Qvgg/)
Screw that, I am who I am
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2016 12:42 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 12:40 PM (/D5Lf)
It means you're about to get pronged?
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 18, 2016 12:43 PM (JJ5/6)
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Not sure, but I would suggest that you not eat the Skittles.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon with his best Schwarzenegger impersonation at April 18, 2016 12:41 PM (lHb9q)
Not feeling the rainbow, not tasting the rainbow.
But found it..
UNICORN: Colloquial; see hot bi babe. Usage: Almost always used of a hypothetical woman who is willing to date both members of an existing couple, agree not to have any relationships other than the ones with the couple, agree not to be sexually involved with one member of the couple unless the other member of the couple is also there, and/or agree to move in with the couple. So named because people willing to agree to such arrangements are vanishingly rare, whereas couples looking for a woman who will agree to these terms are incredibly common.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 12:43 PM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 18, 2016 11:58 AM (wYRTH)
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One of the things I wondered while watching this is if these questions and postulations were asked of these people while not standing in a PC controlled campus, would they give the same answers. We have to consider the fear they have of campus speech policies.
Posted by: Soona at April 18, 2016 12:43 PM (Fmupd)
Yes. It means you should run at top speed as far away as possible.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 18, 2016 12:43 PM (9krrF)
Anyone know what it means to self identify as a 'unicorn' regarding relationships?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 12:40 PM (/D5Lf)
Well, it's pointy, that's for sure.
Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at April 18, 2016 12:43 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Sam at April 18, 2016 12:43 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Them at April 18, 2016 12:43 PM (eXTZt)
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me
Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2016 12:43 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 18, 2016 12:44 PM (Qvgg/)
We've all come to look for America.
Toss me a cigarette, I think there's one in my raincoat.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 18, 2016 12:44 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: TeamRawDog at April 18, 2016 12:44 PM (10hEu)
Posted by: not really Claudius at April 18, 2016 12:44 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Leonard Nimoy at April 18, 2016 12:44 PM (JJ5/6)
Posted by: Will.I.Am at April 18, 2016 12:44 PM (eXTZt)
Instead of making decisions based on Objective Reality, they want people to make decisions based on Feelings...
And they are trying to tell people who then contradict that Feelings based decision because it contradicts reality.... that they are evil and wrong, thus stopping any possibility of the consensus needed for a society to actually operate.
It will then be up to the GOVERNMENT to make all decisions for us.... for our own good...
Posted by: Don Quixote at April 18, 2016 12:44 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Leonard Nimoy at April 18, 2016 12:45 PM (JJ5/6)
Posted by: I am Groot at April 18, 2016 12:45 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 18, 2016 12:44 PM (Qvgg/
Now, you're just being silly. SWCM is yucky.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2016 12:45 PM (voOPb)
I really want that meme to spread in Liberal circles.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 18, 2016 12:45 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Sweet Potato at April 18, 2016 12:45 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 18, 2016 12:45 PM (X6fMO)
I noticed that they were a tad touchy about the whole gender/race thing. Apparently, many of us had left the latter blank (judge by the content of one's character and all that). They insisted on something, so I checked off 'other'.
Soooooooo,
If I was to go for the Orwellian trifecta, what happens to jury selection?
And can we all be fake Indians for tax and job purposes?
Posted by: Papist Bograt at April 18, 2016 12:45 PM (326rv)
There are some good questions about how he used cavalry and some of the decisions made there. He should have won.
Anyone know what it means to self identify as a 'unicorn' regarding relationships?
Avoid Deadpool.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 12:45 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 12:46 PM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 18, 2016 12:46 PM (eXTZt)
...except they won't have enough people left that weren't sabotaged, so the idiots will be making the decisions for the idiots.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 18, 2016 12:46 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 18, 2016 12:46 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2016 12:46 PM (UzPAd)
I'm a man.
Yes I am.
And I can't help but love you so.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Ah, but are you a full-grown man?
Posted by: pep at April 18, 2016 12:46 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon with his best Schwarzenegger impersonation at April 18, 2016 12:46 PM (lHb9q)
Posted by: Guy who is not Spartacus at April 18, 2016 12:46 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 12:47 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Glen Campbell at April 18, 2016 12:47 PM (JJ5/6)
Posted by: Old Seinfeld Episode at April 18, 2016 12:47 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2016 12:47 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: George Costanza at April 18, 2016 12:48 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: ThunderB
Because there's power to be had. The US has developed a societal neurosis in which victims are accorded special status.
I dont' see it being cured anytime soon.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2016 12:48 PM (NRwWP)
Posted by: Burma at April 18, 2016 12:48 PM (LA7Cm)
I don't think it's a stretch to think that all the ADD/depression drugs kids are given is turning them somewhat insane. Plus add in the Special Snowflake status, and they're just a miasma of mental issues.
Also, if we go full 1984 and THEY are not medicated, they're going to have to medicate anyone who believes in a objective reality.
So... drug stocks are going to the moon no matter what happens?
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at April 18, 2016 12:40 PM (AHDxb)
That is an interesting way to look at the current mess-these kids in college now are the ones brought up on Ritalin and Adderall, because teachers in the 90's didn't want to deal with boys. Medicate them so they act like girls. Punish the boys who act like boys.
Why wouldn't boys start acting like girls? They've literally been told that being boys is bad.
I'm blaming the NEA for this mess.
(And also think that your idea for pharma stocks is not a bad way to make lemonade out of these extremely sour lemons.)
Posted by: Moki at April 18, 2016 12:48 PM (ezHMO)
****
I smoked the last one an hour ago.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon with his best Schwarzenegger impersonation at April 18, 2016 12:48 PM (lHb9q)
Posted by: Soona at April
I agree. What I see is that campus PC is rapidly spreading across the West. That fear and concern with appearing normal is becoming more widespread.
As in keep your thoughts to yourself if they're not mainstream, meaning the demographic has shifted.
Posted by: kraken at April 18, 2016 12:48 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: Bon Jovi at April 18, 2016 12:49 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2016 12:49 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Bombay at April 18, 2016 12:49 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 12:49 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 18, 2016 12:49 PM (Qvgg/)
Posted by: Peter Green at April 18, 2016 12:49 PM (JJ5/6)
Posted by: Leonard Nimoy at April 18, 2016 12:45 PM (JJ5/6)
No you're not!
Posted by: Zachary Qunto at April 18, 2016 12:49 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 12:40 PM (/D5Lf)
I thought "unicorns" were bisexual single women willing to date couples.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 18, 2016 12:49 PM (LUG6K)
Posted by: pep at April 18, 2016 12:49 PM (LAe3v)
If your a progressive you really should...Ya, but not the fat girl over there!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 12:50 PM (V/InG)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 18, 2016 12:50 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at April 18, 2016 12:50 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Soona at April 18, 2016 12:43 PM (Fmupd)
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And the very legitimate fear of cameras.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 18, 2016 12:50 PM (T/5A0)
http://tinyurl.com/px7y8n6
Oof, that was painful to skim!
Call me lazy, but life is so much easier with simple concept like man, woman, husband, wife, family, etc. You can enjoy your spouse and focus on the important things instead of being so dang obsessed with your genitals and the numerous ways in which they interact with others.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2016 12:51 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon with his best Schwarzenegger impersonation at April 18, 2016 12:48 PM (lHb9q)
Yep. S&G had most of this pegged 40/50 years ago.
Didn't understand. Do now.
Posted by: kraken at April 18, 2016 12:51 PM (sdxPm)
Not ripe for ... insists on. Their behavior begs for a dictatorship. They'll settle for nothing less.
I, for one, am willing to give it to them ... on our terms. Not their's. Certainly not the Left's.
Folks - those of you that still insist on fighting this via Constitutional and/or Democratic means are bullshitting yourselves. The only thing that will stop this movement ... and allow us to save ourselves from it in the process ... is a good ol' fashioned show of force. Probably a revolt. More than likely a new country.
At that point - we can dust off the Bill of Rights, tolerance, civility, the rule of law, and all that. But until our personal freedoms are won ... abiding by those principals makes about as much sense as getting in a street fight and playing by the Marquis of Queensberry rules.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 18, 2016 12:51 PM (RKJF2)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 18, 2016 12:51 PM (LUG6K)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 12:51 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Dr. Firesign at April 18, 2016 12:51 PM (JJ5/6)
Posted by: Istanbul at April 18, 2016 12:52 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 18, 2016 12:44 PM (Qvgg/)
Only a h8ter!!! would want to be that.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at April 18, 2016 12:52 PM (n2GmV)
Learn something new almost everyday around here.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 18, 2016 12:52 PM (LA7Cm)
Constitutional and/or Democratic means are bullshitting yourselves. The
only thing that will stop this movement ... and allow us to save
ourselves from it in the process ... is a good ol' fashioned show of
force. Probably a revolt. More than likely a new country.
You're erect right now, aren't you.
Posted by: pep at April 18, 2016 12:52 PM (LAe3v)
You can call me... Ishmael.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2016 12:52 PM (8XRCm)
--
you're welcome
Posted by: Common Core at April 18, 2016 12:52 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 18, 2016 12:49 PM (LUG6K)
Correct
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 12:53 PM (/D5Lf)
****
I smoked the last one an hour ago.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon with his best Schwarzenegger impersonation at April 18, 2016 12
One toke over the line
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2016 12:53 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 18, 2016 12:53 PM (tf9Ne)
There's an impetus for us, the audience, to swallow bias confirmation.
Posted by: Matt_SE at April 18, 2016 12:53 PM (ECsmS)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2016 12:53 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Larry at April 18, 2016 12:54 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 18, 2016 12:54 PM (9krrF)
And who are you to judge otherwise?
Posted by: Michelle Fields's Lawyer at April 18, 2016 12:54 PM (10hEu)
http://tinyurl.com/px7y8n6
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 12:46 PM (/D5Lf)
I'll take "Links You Couldn't Pay Me To Click On" for $1000, Alex.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 18, 2016 12:54 PM (JJ5/6)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 18, 2016 12:54 PM (c4yY7)
Those chicks may finally admit reality when men frequently stroll into the women's lockerroom. Although that one dude didn't even want gender based bathrooms at all.
Feminism and Leftists have brought free peepshow 24/7 to the US.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 18, 2016 12:55 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 12:50 PM (V/InG)
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But I identify as a supermodel!!!
I got the 14 lbs they assigned me on my birth certificate changed to 7!
Posted by: The fat girl over here at April 18, 2016 12:55 PM (T/5A0)
If I think a tail is a leg... how many legs does a dog have???
Nope. Still four. Calling a thing something else doesn't change the thing.
Posted by: fixerupper
Penny, our Australian Shepherd, was born without a tail. As an experiment, I decided she identifies with having one, and now everything I put on the on the coffee table gets swept off to the floor. Which explains all those wine stains on the rug.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at April 18, 2016 12:55 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 18, 2016 12:55 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 12:55 PM (zOTsN)
If I can become an ethnicity, how can I appropriate a culture?
Square that circle.
Posted by: Buddy Revell at April 18, 2016 12:55 PM (mBYZv)
Let's say that they only represent a small portion of the college going crowd. Let's say that most, like me, walk away from someone with a camera and a clipboard, wanting nothing to do with it or too busy. Let's say that another large portion gave sensible answers.
Why are these people at college unchallenged and how did they get this way? What about the chalk-banning, taco-fearing, lunatic-endorsing college administrations who are in charge and hiring people that agree with them, imposing policies that create and encourage this, and remove disagreement with them?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 12:55 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 12:55 PM (/D5Lf)
"I want a man on the street interview questioning these students about peacefully splitting the country in two since they are so disgusted by conservative thinking."
Well, I keep proposing we have fifty states, have the federal government just do things like provide for the national defense, antitrust laws and contract enforcement among the states; let them make their own damn laws, and if you don't like them you work to change them, or as a last resort move to a state whose laws you find more congenial; but my liberal friends don't like it a bit.
It may have been one of the Moron Horde who put it this way: Every knee must bend.
Posted by: JPS at April 18, 2016 12:56 PM (mXy2W)
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun
I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure don't want to hurt no one
Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2016 12:56 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 18, 2016 12:56 PM (lHb9q)
We are certainly in a period of political unrest. Apparently even Hillary is willing to admit that she'd be toast without her Establishment superdelegates. On the Republican side, the Trump+Cruz numbers overwhelm the GOPe's choices. The American electorate is rejecting the political status quo with vigor.
The Establishment has money and the MSM. It's not enough this time around.
Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2016 12:56 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 18, 2016 12:56 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 18, 2016 12:57 PM (Qvgg/)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 12:57 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....tortured American at April 18, 2016 12:57 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 18, 2016 12:49 PM (LUG6K)
Correct
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA
I thought that they were 10/0 on the hot/crazy index?
Posted by: Papist Bograt at April 18, 2016 12:58 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Paul Simon at April 18, 2016 12:30 PM (lHb9q)
"And a rock feels no pain."
THUNK!
"OWW!"
"You're appropriating our culture!" - a real rock
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2016 12:58 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 12:55 PM (zOTsN)
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Ah. Cruising for white chicks, eh?
Posted by: Soona at April 18, 2016 12:58 PM (Fmupd)
Feature, not a bug.
They are being intentionally dumbed down and trained to go along w/this PC nonsense.
Same goes for all of the rape culture nonsense. Couldn't have happened in the days of chivalry, where male/female behavior was well-defined, expectations clear. So feminists come along and insist on ending all that, want women to act like men plus all that slut-shaming garbage, and voila! Suddenly relationships are a chaotic nightmare, signals get crossed, strangers having sex might not understand what the other one wants out of it, and ya got the perfect opportunity for the state to march in and insist on micromanaging the whole thing.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2016 12:58 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 12:58 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 18, 2016 12:56 PM (lHb9q)<<<
Oh, great. Stealing my joke. Maybe you should start identifying as Amy Schumer?
Posted by: the original Larry at April 18, 2016 12:58 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 18, 2016 12:56 PM (qCMvj)
But then he might have to come out of the witness protection program?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 12:58 PM (V/InG)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 18, 2016 12:57 PM (Qvgg/)
Close
The arousal of a person by wearing clothing appropriate to his or her gender
Ummm, ok.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 12:59 PM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 18, 2016 12:59 PM (oGRue)
Eunoch Horn.
Damn Autocuck.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 18, 2016 12:59 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 18, 2016 12:59 PM (lHb9q)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 12:59 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2016 12:56 PM (JBggj)
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Wanna bet?!?
Posted by: Historic First!!!! Hillary! at April 18, 2016 01:00 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 18, 2016 01:00 PM (rwI+c)
Math.
Math is the Honey Badger of reality - it doesn't give a f*ck.
So be a man, be a woman, be Ethel Merman.
But when the music stops, all this childishness wont matter.
Posted by: McCool at April 18, 2016 01:00 PM (TQxRy)
Heck, even the Federal Goobermint is part of this game. I seem to recall lifetime disability payments to the grown man who wants to pretend he's a baby and live in a play pen.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 18, 2016 01:00 PM (+FSld)
The world is ripe of a dictatorship.
People long for security and order. They would gladly give up a healthy measure of freedom for the safe, warm stability and structure of a benevolent dictator.
I'm here for You.
Posted by: jwest at April 18, 2016 01:00 PM (Zs4uk)
****
I smoked the last one an hour ago.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon with his best Schwarzenegger impersonation at April 18, 2016 12
One toke over the line
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2016 12:53 PM (voOPb)
...You could throw me down a cigarette
I smoked my last one quite a while ago
No, I gave it to the man that swore he had no need
You know sometimes if I listen real close
I can hear the dark side of the moon...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 18, 2016 01:00 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 18, 2016 01:00 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 18, 2016 01:00 PM (c4yY7)
Posted by: the original Larry
*****
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lighten up. I acknowledged your brilliance @362.
In a sideways sort of way.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 18, 2016 01:01 PM (lHb9q)
Posted by: Joseph Merrick at April 18, 2016 01:01 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 01:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....tortured American at April 18, 2016 01:01 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 18, 2016 01:02 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Lot's Wife, taking a selfie at April 18, 2016 01:02 PM (3ZtZW)
I feel like a number...
Posted by: Bob Seeger at April 18, 2016 01:02 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Spartacus at April 18, 2016 01:02 PM (lHb9q)
In a sideways sort of way.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 18, 2016 01:01 PM (lHb9q)<<<
Posted by: the original Larry at April 18, 2016 01:02 PM (H9MG5)
the federal government just do things like provide for the national
defense, antitrust laws and contract enforcement among the states; let
them make their own damn laws, and if you don't like them you work to
change them, or as a last resort move to a state whose laws you find
more congenial; but my liberal friends don't like it a bit.
It may have been one of the Moron Horde who put it this way: Every knee must bend.
Posted by: JPS at April 18, 2016 12:56 PM (mXy2W)
Every knee must bend because socialist utopias never work (see, e.g., Venezuela most recently), and so socialists need an excuse for their continuing failures. Their excuse is that not everybody was on board, and the holdouts are responsible for fucking up their system, which would otherwise work just fine. (No mention of the robustness of their system, if a few holdouts can screw it up.)
As far as splitting up the 50 states, I'm all for it. We get the part of the 50 states that is above ground.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2016 01:03 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Jonathan Chase at April 18, 2016 01:03 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 18, 2016 01:03 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Dang at April 18, 2016 01:03 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 18, 2016 01:03 PM (Qvgg/)
The world is ripe of a dictatorship.
People long for security and order. They would gladly give up a healthy measure of freedom for the safe, warm stability and structure of a benevolent dictator.
I'm here for You.
Posted by: jwest at April 18, 2016 01:00 PM (Zs4uk)
remember the famous Apple commercial?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtvjbmoDx-I
reminded me of Bernie broadcasting at Coachella
getting weird out there
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 18, 2016 01:03 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 18, 2016 01:03 PM (ODxAs)
top that
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 18, 2016 01:03 PM (oGRue)
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I IS WHO I IS ???
Posted by: Al Sharpton at April 18, 2016 01:04 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: guy who wants a candy bar at April 18, 2016 01:04 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 18, 2016 01:04 PM (lHb9q)
Posted by: Lot's Wife, taking a selfie at April 18, 2016 01:04 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Lot's Wife, taking a selfie at April 18, 2016 01:04 PM (3ZtZW)
Correct. As long as someone, anywhere, exists who disagrees, there's always an Emmanuel Goldstein or Jooo to blame for your failures. It doesn't even matter if the whole nation is crushed into obedience and capitulation. Russia blamed the USA and other western capitalists for their constant economic misery and crushing oppression.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 01:04 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 01:04 PM (zOTsN)
Sometimes I feel like a nut.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 18, 2016 01:05 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 18, 2016 01:05 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 18, 2016 01:00 PM (c4yY7)
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We should demand open restrooms!
And then be ready to sue them blind the first time a pedo traumatizes a kid.
Which will happen PDQ, considering what a magnet places like that are for pedos.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 18, 2016 01:05 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 18, 2016 01:05 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: There oughta be three laws at April 18, 2016 01:05 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 12:58 PM (V/InG)
and pick up smoking again
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 18, 2016 01:05 PM (qCMvj)
I AM A FREE MAN!
https://youtu.be/a7LH__BPqSY
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
That was a great tv show!
Posted by: Dang at April 18, 2016 01:05 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Navin Johnson at April 18, 2016 01:06 PM (+FSld)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....tortured American at April 18, 2016 01:06 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 01:06 PM (V/InG)
Posted by: Yertle the Turtle at April 18, 2016 01:06 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: D. Vader at April 18, 2016 01:06 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Dennis Green at April 18, 2016 01:07 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: George of the jungle at April 18, 2016 01:07 PM (326rv)
I was a little too tall...Could have used a few pounds.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2016 01:07 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 18, 2016 01:07 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at April 18, 2016 01:04 PM (8XRCm)
No, you is who you be!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2016 01:07 PM (oKE6c)
"your husband is not running a lemonade stand, he's leading the free world"
https://youtu.be/7ObhB750-B4
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 01:07 PM (39g3+)
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We've been seeing it ever since Ferguson - the relentless hunt for an "issue" that will turn the presidential race into a Dem holy cause, something that will unite fractious Dems to vote for Hillary.
The latest is this ludicrous attempt to turn the NC bathroom law into some sort of progrom against LGBT people, when, in RL, it's about a privacy right. A right to privacy ... isn't that a defense for something else the Left sees as sacred?
So, for the Dems, it's Bernie, Bernie Bernie, because Bernie isn't Hillary.
Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2016 01:08 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 01:08 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 18, 2016 01:08 PM (lHb9q)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 18, 2016 01:08 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 18, 2016 01:08 PM (lHb9q)
Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2016 01:09 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 18, 2016 01:09 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at April 18, 2016 01:04 PM (8XRCm)
No, you is who you be!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2016 01:07 PM (oKE6c)
hey al you ain't half of what you used to be...but hey nice head
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 01:09 PM (V/InG)
Posted by: Matt_SE at April 18, 2016 12:53 PM
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I just spent my annual weekend with my 5 friends in Vegas. Met in kindergarten in 1969. None of them could tell me specifically why Hill and Bernie were so great, but by golly they knew chapter and verse on all the evil perpetrated by the Republicans the last 15 years.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 18, 2016 01:09 PM (KtrXa)
Meryl Streep: We're all Africans.
Make sure you note this on your next employment application and interview.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 18, 2016 01:10 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 18, 2016 01:10 PM (oGRue)
top that
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 18, 2016 01:03 PM (oGRue)
===
"It is what it is"
Posted by: TeamRawDog at April 18, 2016 01:11 PM (10hEu)
Each denial destroys the soul a little.
Posted by: PJ at April 18, 2016 01:11 PM (cHuNI)
>>>I feel like a number
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 01:04 PM (zOTsN)
Odd or Even?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 01:06 PM (V/InG)<<<
Imaginary. Duh.
Posted by: i at April 18, 2016 01:11 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2016 01:11 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 18, 2016 01:11 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 18, 2016 01:09 PM (KtrXa)
no way to fix this
just get to their kids, and whenever you can, at an early age, help them see the light
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 18, 2016 01:11 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 01:11 PM (zOTsN)
I was a little too tall...Could have used a few pounds.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2016 01:07 PM (8XRCm)
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Change your birth certificate! Cut down a few inches! Up the weight!
Why should you have to accept the height and weight you were arbitrarily assigned?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 18, 2016 01:11 PM (T/5A0)
What what?
Random, unexplained thought purging of Trumpians?
The Deuce, you say!
Only in America (and AoSHQ).
Posted by: jwest at April 18, 2016 01:12 PM (Zs4uk)
Any guesses
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 12:55 PM (/D5Lf)
You're sexually aroused by wearing clothes of your own sex.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 18, 2016 01:12 PM (LUG6K)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 18, 2016 01:12 PM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 18, 2016 01:12 PM (+FSld)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 18, 2016 01:12 PM (oGRue)
top that
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 18, 2016 01:03 PM (oGRue)
===
"It is what it is"
Posted by: TeamRawDog at April 18, 2016 01:11 PM (10hEu)
Cogito ergo sum
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 01:12 PM (V/InG)
The world is ripe of a dictatorship.
People long for security and order. They would gladly give up a healthy measure of freedom for the safe, warm stability and structure of a benevolent dictator.
I'm here for You.
Posted by: jwest at April 18, 2016 01:00 PM (Zs4uk)
/looks around...
Posted by: Khan Noonien Singh at April 18, 2016 01:12 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Robert Culp at April 18, 2016 01:12 PM (H9MG5)
Each denial destroys the soul a little.
Posted by: PJ at April 18, 2016 01:11 PM (cHuNI)
exactly
the Left has installed fear in the hearts and minds of the young
turn the camera off, take away the mic, and let them speak the truth
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 18, 2016 01:12 PM (qCMvj)
"I'm a stand up comedian, what am I gonna do? Tell you what why don't you look across the dinner table. See that guy? He's the leader of the free world. Tell him to pick the phone, call some Navy seals, and solve it."
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 01:13 PM (39g3+)
You wish. You're living in a fool's paradise. Whilst you were cyphering, the Math Topics of Statistical Correlation and Probability took over the world. Those "scientific studies" that "suggest" at CDC are modern math in action.
More collectivism being fomented by math practitioners than by Humanities, now.
It's not honest math, but, Critical Theory isn't real Literature, either.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 18, 2016 01:13 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2016 01:13 PM (8XRCm)
Such a huge number of people (a comfortable working majority, it seems) cannot substantiate their "opinions" to the extent of, say, a single sentence of information or analysis.
It's just vapid, tribalistic, ignorant, sports-team fandom or demonization.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 18, 2016 01:14 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
This, sadly. This is the lie they tell, because they don't like the sound of 'yeller dog' democrat.
Posted by: George of the jungle at April 18, 2016 01:14 PM (326rv)
http://portcanaveralwebcam.com/
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 18, 2016 01:14 PM (iQIUe)
>>>I feel like a number
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 01:04 PM (zOTsN)
Odd or Even?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 01:06 PM (V/InG)
Imaginary. Duh.
Posted by: i at April 18, 2016 01:11 PM (H9MG5)
Hmmm... Irrational?
Posted by: Don Q. at April 18, 2016 01:15 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 01:15 PM (zOTsN)
So, you might say? So don't expect any support from the powers that be for our fringe beliefs and attitudes.
Too pessimistic?
Posted by: kraken at April 18, 2016 01:15 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 18, 2016 01:15 PM (Qvgg/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 18, 2016 01:15 PM (k4M/B)
>>>I feel like a number
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 01:04 PM (zOTsN)
Odd or Even?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 01:06 PM (V/InG)
Imaginary. Duh.
Posted by: i at April 18, 2016 01:11 PM (H9MG5)
Hmmm... Irrational?
Posted by: Don Q. at April 18, 2016 01:15 PM (qf6WZ)
Negative.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2016 01:16 PM (0mRoj)
Reasoning Two: "This is a real nut - just smile, agree, and get away fast."
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Get Cheesed Off in Our Dairy Section! at April 18, 2016 01:16 PM (hLRSq)
http://tinyurl.com/h3tvecj
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 12:04 PM (39g3+)
So, that's why she wears Depends.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 18, 2016 01:17 PM (0cMkb)
>>>I feel like a number
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 01:04 PM (zOTsN)
Odd or Even?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 01:06 PM (V/InG)
Imaginary. Duh.
Posted by: i at April 18, 2016 01:11 PM (H9MG5)
Hmmm... Irrational?
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just the female numbers
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 18, 2016 01:17 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 18, 2016 01:17 PM (SeD0w)
He was.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 18, 2016 01:17 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 18, 2016 01:17 PM (QLeqm)
447 426
>>>I feel like a number
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 01:04 PM (zOTsN)
Odd or Even?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 01:06 PM (V/InG)
Imaginary. Duh.
Posted by: i at April 18, 2016 01:11 PM (H9MG5)
Hmmm... Irrational?
Posted by: Don Q. at April 18, 2016 01:15 PM (qf6WZ)
Negative.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2016 01:16 PM
Now I want pie.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 18, 2016 01:18 PM (bzd8I)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 01:18 PM (/D5Lf)
I am the Paraclete of Caborca, the Angel of the Bottomless Pit, the Wrath of the Lamb and the Fool for Christ.
So, yeah...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2016 01:18 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 01:19 PM (b/6cr)
I got the 14 lbs they assigned me on my birth certificate changed to 7!
Posted by: The fat girl over here at April 18, 2016 12:55 PM (T/5A0
well, boys will be boys til their peckers weigh a pound
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2016 01:19 PM (voOPb)
447 426
>>>I feel like a number
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 01:04 PM (zOTsN)
Odd or Even?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 01:06 PM (V/InG)
Imaginary. Duh.
Posted by: i at April 18, 2016 01:11 PM (H9MG5)
Hmmm... Irrational?
Posted by: Don Q. at April 18, 2016 01:15 PM (qf6WZ)
Negative.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2016 01:16 PM
Now I want pie.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 18, 2016 01:18 PM (bzd8I)
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a transcendental need
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 18, 2016 01:20 PM (oGRue)
On the face of every one of the interviewee's (especially the girl in the glasses) is the acknowledgement that what they are hearing is dumb bullshit. What is lacking is the desire to call someone out. That's programming.
Posted by: Jollyroger at April 18, 2016 11:51 AM (t06LC)
Proud to make my services available as "asshole" for this purpose.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2016 01:20 PM (UsLZp)
College kids say the darnedest things because they are morons.
And not the good kind, like here, either.
Art Linkletter missed the choicest time to be alive to catch "darnedest things" kids say.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2016 01:20 PM (BK3ZS)
Well this is nothing but true.
Most recently had a lefty coworker employ this to explain away the crushingly abject failure of oboomba care.
He didn't want to hear about zero Republican votes, or the fact republicans were barred from committee meetings- because they "resisted it", the ACA failed. Nothing whatsoever to do with how horrifically bad this tax law was written.
Posted by: Cap City Daydrunk at April 18, 2016 01:20 PM (O50yS)
state? It's the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation.
The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble
for power. For identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will
always kneel.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 01:18 PM (/D5Lf)
Puny god.
Posted by: Hulk at April 18, 2016 01:20 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 01:18 PM (/D5Lf)
And yet... this is the Anniversary of the Ride of Paul Revere...
Posted by: Don Q. at April 18, 2016 01:20 PM (qf6WZ)
F U
Posted by: Texas
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 01:20 PM (b/6cr)
As predictable it's good, if understated (and of course it's impossible to encompass the sweeping degradation in a short column).
But one fairy tale he surprisingly seems to swallow - that the GOP and Clinton had actually arrived at some new, workable, real fiscal balance in the 90s.
Nonsense. The entirely secular, entirely independent, entirely unrelated digital economic revolution happened to occur in the mid/late 90s. Period.
The Clinton budgets were unserious, irresponsible, and deep in the red - UNLESS the economy, on its own, did what it did. Apart from welfare reform, the GOP's actions didn't set the country on any sort of serious responsible course, either. Even the late Bush II-term fiscal trends towards balance (the deficits were quickly contracting) was not a result of any smart cut-backs or restraint or honesty and prudence in projections.
There's been no adult in the wheelhouse for a long time. One group of idiots has been grappling with another group of less idiotic people to control the wheel, but not much else has happened.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 18, 2016 01:20 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: TeamRawDog at April 18, 2016 01:20 PM (10hEu)
Posted by: Popeye at April 18, 2016 01:21 PM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: popeye at April 18, 2016 01:21 PM (oGRue)
Reasoning Two: "This is a real nut - just smile, agree, and get away fast."
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Get Cheesed Off in Our Dairy Section! at April 18, 2016 01:16 PM (hLRSq)
#2 was the strategem du jour in Berkeley in dealing with the numerous lunatics: "Uh ... no ... but keep up the good work," said walking away quickly before the lunatic can respond.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2016 01:21 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: dee Frito Bandito at April 18, 2016 01:21 PM (H9MG5)
Hence the on-campus popularity of YikYak, a fully anonymous social media chat app based on your GPS location. So e.g. everyone at the same college gets the same feed, but other colleges each have their own separate feeds. If you live within a few miles of a decent-sized university you'll read plenty of interesting political incorrectness in between sex talk that makes the ONT seem tame. (Where I live I get the Towson University feed, which is pretty lively at times).
Of course, this greatly upset the left, so they pressured YikYak into adding permanent user handles so that anyone who says Badspeak could be traced and punished. It's currently an optional feature, but who knows for how long?
Posted by: Ian S. at April 18, 2016 01:21 PM (KUTP5)
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I tried but not too hard. You know how liberals think conservatives are evil. I didn't want to ruin the good time because I only see them once a year. They wonder what happened to me in the past 15 years because way back, I was their crazy communist friend.
They gave No specifics at all. Just MSM talking points.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 18, 2016 01:21 PM (KtrXa)
-Bugs Bunny
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 01:19 PM (b/6cr)
I thought that was Popeye?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 01:22 PM (V/InG)
Posted by: popeye at April 18, 2016 01:22 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2016 01:22 PM (BK3ZS)
"I'm a stand up comedian, what am I gonna do? Tell you what why don't you look across the dinner table. See that guy? He's the leader of the free world. Tell him to pick the phone, call some Navy seals, and solve it."
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 01:13 PM (39g3+)
The Limbaugh Theorem strikes again.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 18, 2016 01:22 PM (JJ5/6)
Posted by: gm at April 18, 2016 01:23 PM (2GZ1h)
Posted by: Tudor Turtle at April 18, 2016 01:23 PM (aRUb8)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2016 01:22 PM (BK3ZS)
Misheard lyrics?
Posted by: Hulk at April 18, 2016 01:24 PM (JO9+V)
I thought that was Popeye?
If he wants it to be Bugs, who are you to say otherwise?
See how the Rules of Stupid work?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2016 01:24 PM (BK3ZS)
-Bugs Bunny
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 01:19 PM (b/6cr)
I thought that was Popeye?
Posted by: Nevergiveup
I got em mixed up. It's been awhile.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 01:24 PM (b/6cr)
this didn't get me too worked up either because I truly believe *some* would answer this differently amongst friends or w/o the camera and mic on them (which means, at the most they are cowards of the left, perhaps baby sheep)
but, on a larger scale, piecing all these things together, you have to worry for your children, your nephews and nieces who are children, and so forth
and, losing the freedoms we have
the "ripe for dictatorship" was good insight, and this is just one example
and, when a society fails (for such basics as man and women), we have a problem
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 18, 2016 01:24 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: dee Frito Bandito at April 18, 2016 01:21 PM (H9MG5)
"My sister's a virgin
And so is my mom
For 25 pesos
I'll let you get on."
Hey, don't blame me! Those are the actual song lyrics!
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 18, 2016 01:25 PM (JJ5/6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2016 01:25 PM (13dPG)
incapable of singing? and impervious to Simon's attempt to hand them a
bucketfull of reality?
Posted by: popeye at April 18, 2016 01:22 PM (oGRue)
No.
Posted by: William Hung at April 18, 2016 01:25 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Daffy at April 18, 2016 01:25 PM (oGRue)
How cool it is when you point out the Emperor is naked and others see it for the first time.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2016 01:25 PM (r65B3)
Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2016 01:25 PM (tR4f2)
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And points all her own sitting way up high
Way up firm and high.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2016 01:25 PM (8XRCm)
Finished taxes. I gotta adjust state withholding -- too much is sitting in Dover's coffers during the year from this household.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2016 01:25 PM (BK3ZS)
Any word yet from the White Out House or Bernie?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 01:25 PM (V/InG)
>>>I feel like a number
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 01:04 PM (zOTsN)
Odd or Even?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 01:06 PM (V/InG)
Imaginary. Duh.
Posted by: i at April 18, 2016 01:11 PM (H9MG5)
Hmmm... Irrational?
Posted by: Don Q. at April 18, 2016 01:15 PM (qf6WZ)
Negative.
====
I'm all set.
Posted by: Lot's Wife, taking a selfie at April 18, 2016 01:26 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 01:26 PM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: Porky Pig at April 18, 2016 01:26 PM (tR4f2)
Posted by: Daffy at April 18, 2016 01:26 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Tweety Bird at April 18, 2016 01:27 PM (JO9+V)
They gave No specifics at all. Just MSM talking points.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 18, 2016 01:21 PM (KtrXa)
I think one of the reasons we're losing is because too many of us start out with:
"It's rude to..."
"I didn't want to upset..."
"I thought it best to keep quiet..."
Not picking on you specifically because, frankly, I've done it myself.
I think I'm going to stop doing that.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 18, 2016 01:27 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 18, 2016 01:27 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 18, 2016 01:27 PM (JJ5/6)
Posted by: dee Frito Bandito at April 18, 2016 01:21 PM (H9MG5)
"My sister's a virgin
And so is my mom
For 25 pesos
I'll let you get on."
Hey, don't blame me! Those are the actual song lyrics!
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 18, 2016 01:25 PM (JJ5/6)
Somehow, I don't think those are the lyrics to the Frito Chips song.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 01:27 PM (b/6cr)
Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at April 18, 2016 01:27 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 18, 2016 01:27 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2016 01:28 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: gm at April 18, 2016 01:23 PM (2GZ1h)
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This was my point upthread. These students don't really know who they're talking to. For all they know, the guy asking them questions could be a faculty or student council member.
College campuses are very good studies in themselves of what living under totalitarianism would be like.
Posted by: Soona at April 18, 2016 01:28 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 01:28 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Reved up like duece another runner in the night.. at April 18, 2016 01:28 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: roadrunner at April 18, 2016 01:28 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2016 01:25 PM (BK3ZS)
jit
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 18, 2016 01:28 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Elmer Fudd at April 18, 2016 01:29 PM (0mRoj)
My restraint and diversion/avoidance of any topics like you describe has been Olympian for years, but I feel a break-down coming. The blood, and needless economic damage, and racism and authoritarian idiocy that has flowed from the ignorance of people like you describe have, oddly, exhausted my sense of humor.
At a minimum I see so many of these long-time friends in a very different light, a light that does not include much respect. When the insitutions had integrity, when the guard-rails were standing and respected, the ignorance and bigotry of these people didn't matter. Now that the State dominates American life, like all other sad societies in history, their idiocy is having immediate, often concrete, consequences.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 18, 2016 01:29 PM (QDnY+)
But I honestly don't see the issue with the bathroom thing. We all agree that open homosexuals of both genders can go in their own bathroom (and potentially stare longingly (or judgingly) at our dicks, I guess, is the issue?). So what difference does it make if a XX natural woman who is transitioning to male enters a male restroom? There are factors of ten more gay men than female to male transgendered people.
You literally might never be next to a female to male trans person in a locker room. You will assuredly and have dozens of times already been next to a gay person in a locker room and they certainly looked at your junk in a judgy way.
Besides, some transgendered people have made shocking transitions. To the point where you would see a broad shouldered bearded man and be shocked that that person was actually born a girl. Are we going to make that bearded outwardly male person go into a woman's restroom and have to show everyone his female birth certificate when everyone would be more comfortable if they simply walked into a mens room?
What's the panic here?
Posted by: Seattle Slough at April 18, 2016 01:29 PM (mCz8+)
Posted by: Pink Panther at April 18, 2016 01:29 PM (oGRue)
Michelle Fileds give him a hand, oh wait...
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2016 01:29 PM (13dPG)
Reasoning One: "I can't deny what a person believes is what they believe; it is their own, personal truth."
No argument there, but if they are a moron, you owe it to them to tell them that greater truth.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2016 01:29 PM (BK3ZS)
Mrs Franpsycho and I persistently and successfully undid on a daily basis the damage done to Girl Franpsycho in the SFUSD. She is going to UC next year and voting for president too. She hasn't said for whom yet, but I am confident she'll make us proud. And be ready for the shitstorm she will undoubtedly face at UC.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 18, 2016 01:30 PM (KtrXa)
Posted by: Daffy at April 18, 2016 01:25 PM (oGRue)
DUCK season!!!
Posted by: Elmer Fudd at April 18, 2016 01:29 PM (0mRoj)
====
RABBIT Season!!!
Posted by: Daffy at April 18, 2016 01:30 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: rickl at April 18, 2016 01:30 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 01:27 PM (b/6cr)
But in 6th grade, Ralphie told me they were.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 18, 2016 01:31 PM (JJ5/6)
Posted by: Seattle Slough at April 18, 2016 01:29 PM (mCz8+)
Do we pander much?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 01:31 PM (V/InG)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 01:28 PM (zOTsN)
----
Long as I remember the rain been comin' down
Clouds of mystery pourin' confusion on the ground.
Good men through the ages tryin' to find the sun.
And I wonder still I wonder who'll stop the rain....
Posted by: Emerson Lake and Palmer at April 18, 2016 01:31 PM (8XRCm)
I am Ozymandias, King of Kings.
Beaming dry thoughts your way, Houstonians.
This country needs some epic level water engineering, as in days of yore.
We could use a whole Corps of Engineers. If only there were such a thing.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 18, 2016 01:31 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Woody Woodpecker at April 18, 2016 01:32 PM (gs8be)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2016 01:32 PM (X7E8f)
Michelle Fileds give him a hand, oh wait...
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2016 01:29 PM (13dPG)
*whiff whiff whiff*
Cruel. So. Cruel.
*sobs*
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 18, 2016 01:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Crom's Dirty Underpants at April 18, 2016 01:33 PM (xudgf)
Posted by: Glen Campbel at April 18, 2016 01:33 PM (qf6WZ)
***
Because being forced to believe something that is false is wrong.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2016 01:32 PM (X7E8f)
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look pal, there are some personal 'truths' that we will not abide. kapisch?
Posted by: The University at April 18, 2016 01:34 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 18, 2016 01:34 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: George of the jungle at April 18, 2016 01:34 PM (326rv)
(Yeah, it's pretty darn wet here n of Houston)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 18, 2016 01:34 PM (C9pBZ)
Oddly enough, both my height and my age have changed constantly throughout my life. Neither my gender or race have ever changed.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2016 01:35 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: B. Elzebub at April 18, 2016 01:35 PM (H9MG5)
Then Seattle Slough shows up and answers my question.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 18, 2016 01:35 PM (JJ5/6)
Posted by: Harry Reid at April 18, 2016 01:35 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Neil Diamond at April 18, 2016 01:35 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Popeye at April 18, 2016 01:35 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: Seattle Slough
When your swinging dick walks into a ladies room to rape a 9 year old girl under the cover of transgendered.
THAT is the panic.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 01:35 PM (b/6cr)
They admit they are digging tunnels in violation of any and all treaties and agreements and yet Israel and the West still allow building materials and supplies into that shit hole? And Bernie still wants to blame Israel?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 01:35 PM (V/InG)
Correct.
it is their own, personal truth.
retarded subhuman nonsense. Truth is just truth nobody owns it, nobody has their own truth, truth is absolute and objective. If your sister is pregnant, she's pregnant. No amount of denying it or pretending otherwise or saying she is not changes that.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 01:35 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Scooby Doo at April 18, 2016 01:35 PM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: kraken at April 18, 2016 01:36 PM (sdxPm)
2. disagreement = 'panic'
3. Go ask the folks at Johns Hopkins what they think about the transitioning crap.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 18, 2016 01:36 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Seattle Slough at April 18, 2016 01:29 PM (mCz8+)
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Child molestation. A few of us think that is a bad thing.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 18, 2016 01:36 PM (Qvgg/)
Posted by: Under Dog at April 18, 2016 01:36 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: The University at April 18, 2016 01:36 PM (oGRue)
Awful, immature, and a bad neighbor. That is where I am right now.
Posted by: Cheri at April 18, 2016 01:36 PM (oiNtH)
Sing something, James.
Posted by: Sec. John F. Carefree at April 18, 2016 01:37 PM (Ndje9)
If your sister is pregnant, she's pregnant. No amount of denying it or pretending otherwise or saying she is not changes that.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 01:35 PM (39g3+)
When you join #TeamRawDog you accept the risks
Posted by: TeamRawDog at April 18, 2016 01:37 PM (10hEu)
Posted by: Devoid of sanity at April 18, 2016 01:37 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: Cheri at April 18, 2016 01:37 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: kraken at April 18, 2016 01:36 PM (sdxPm)
Don't worry, you're sane.
*for the most part
I saw it too.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 01:37 PM (/D5Lf)
But I live in the very heart of the leftist beast. I have learned camouflage and survival skills.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 18, 2016 01:38 PM (KtrXa)
Way to deflect the issue. We don't let gay guys in women's bathrooms. They are gay , not female. No one is trying to keep gays out of bathrooms. Typical liberal inability to make logical comparisons.
Posted by: Bombay at April 18, 2016 01:38 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Bullwinkle at April 18, 2016 01:38 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 18, 2016 01:38 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Bill R. at April 18, 2016 01:38 PM (jKUeC)
Posted by: Cheri at April 18, 2016 01:38 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 18, 2016 01:38 PM (C9pBZ)
She wasn't hurt - she gave him her money and he left.
Posted by: @votermom at April 18, 2016 01:38 PM (nbrY/)
Posted by: Papa Smurf at April 18, 2016 01:38 PM (0cMkb)
*for the most part
I saw it too.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 01:37 PM (/D5Lf)
Now, was that a pixy ban or a TBH3K ban?
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 18, 2016 01:39 PM (JJ5/6)
Posted by: Soona at April 18, 2016 01:39 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Harry Reid at April 18, 2016 01:39 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 18, 2016 01:36 PM (Qvgg/)
And, more broadly, the mainstreaming of perversion and deviance.
Yeah, this stuff exists, but some of us would just like to pretend we don't know about it.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2016 01:39 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 18, 2016 01:39 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 01:40 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Seattle Slough at April 18, 2016 01:29 PM (mCz8+)
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Speaking for myself, I do not give a damn whether a feminine tranny, dressed like a woman, looking like a woman, and acting like a woman uses the ladies' room.
How would I know? And unless xe did something threatening, why would I care?
But these new rules say that a man who is obviously male, with obvious male equipment, must be admitted to girls' restrooms and locker rooms. He may think he's a woman!
If you don't see the security problem, you are nuts.
(No one is all that concerned about women going into men's rooms because it is not a security threat. It's a violation of privacy, to be sure, but not dangerous --- at least not to the men.)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 18, 2016 01:40 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 18, 2016 01:40 PM (Nwg0u)
And yet you hang out here.
Posted by: Neil Diamond at April 18, 2016 01:40 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 18, 2016 01:39 PM (JJ5/6)
I would imagine the latter
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 01:40 PM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: Soona at April 18, 2016 01:39 PM (Fmupd)
We did at a cost of 250 million.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 18, 2016 01:40 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Scooby Doo at April 18, 2016 01:40 PM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: Arthur Brown - LIB at April 18, 2016 01:40 PM (KvWlw)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 18, 2016 01:41 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 01:35 PM (39g3+)
--
Ahem.
Posted by: Planned Pregnanticide at April 18, 2016 01:41 PM (nbrY/)
Posted by: kraken at April 18, 2016 01:41 PM (sdxPm)
As a society we have an interest in preventing and stopping such attacks, and one of the ways is to stop the situations that make such crimes possible
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 01:41 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Buffalbob at April 18, 2016 01:42 PM (8nL8o)
Otherwise, he would know that Trump's failure in Colorado was because he was too stupid to know that there were rules.
Rush seems to think Trump knew all about it and chose to use the issue instead of fighting for a rules change.
Silly Rush.
Trump was totally clueless about how Colorado worked and he just doesn't have anyone in his organization that can understand complicated politics like that.
At least we know the truth.
Posted by: jwest at April 18, 2016 01:42 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Pod at April 18, 2016 01:42 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Radiohead at April 18, 2016 01:43 PM (u9OP6)
Posted by: Douchebag at April 18, 2016 01:43 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 18, 2016 01:44 PM (1xUj/)
I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.
Posted by: Radiohead at April 18, 2016 01:43 PM (u9OP6)
Au contraire ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2016 01:44 PM (oKE6c)
To be fair I think a bunch of those students were simply saying "yeah, if you called yourself a 6-foot Asian women, I wouldn't believe you but I'm not also going to go out of my way to try to correct you", as opposed to really believing that a short white guy was truly and actually a tall Asian lady.
Posted by: chemjeff at April 18, 2016 01:44 PM (dpnZC)
Here is the deal. Age of consent in some Spanish speaking countries is as low as 10. What we see as a little girl they see as a sex partner. And the battle ground is the bathroom
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 01:44 PM (zOTsN)
Yeah its been ages, back in the Bush years. Although, maybe just someone who keeps coming back with different nicks and cycled this one around like a pinball machine.
I still can't get how the same people who insist all men are rapists somehow are perfectly safe to have in a bathroom with girls.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 01:44 PM (39g3+)
simply saying "yeah, if you called yourself a 6-foot Asian women, I
wouldn't believe you but I'm not also going to go out of my way to try
to correct you", as opposed to really believing that a short white guy
was truly and actually a tall Asian lady.
Posted by: chemjeff at April 18, 2016 01:44 PM (dpnZC)
May I introduce myself?
Posted by: The Point at April 18, 2016 01:45 PM (oKE6c)
(The royal you. Not any morons in particular.)
Posted by: Nom de Blog at April 18, 2016 01:45 PM (HeZ0H)
In the middle of your little world
And your mind, your tiny mind
You know you've really been so blind
Now 's your time, burn your mind
You're falling far too far behind
OOhhh
Fire, I'll take you to burn
Fire, I'll take you to learn
You're gonna burn, you're gonna burn
You're gonna burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn
Posted by: Arthur Brown - LIB at April 18, 2016 01:45 PM (KvWlw)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 18, 2016 12:27 PM (kXoT0)
A jammer wouldn't stop them from taking photos, which they could then upload later. A nice little .380 automatic is what you need.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2016 01:46 PM (UsLZp)
Posted by: nckate at April 18, 2016 01:46 PM (UWHSi)
Otherwise, he would know that Trump's failure in Colorado was because he was too stupid to know that there were rules.
Rush seems to think Trump knew all about it and chose to use the issue instead of fighting for a rules change.
Silly Rush.
Trump was totally clueless about how Colorado worked and he just doesn't have anyone in his organization that can understand complicated politics like that.
At least we know the truth.
Posted by: jwest at April 18, 2016 01:42 PM (Zs4uk)
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It's obvious you don't listen to Rush. You've just shown that you have no idea what you're talking about.
Posted by: Soona at April 18, 2016 01:46 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 18, 2016 01:44 PM (dpnZC)
What about a big bosomed lady with a Dutch accent? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Rod Stewart at April 18, 2016 01:46 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Douchebag at April 18, 2016 01:46 PM (MNgU2)
as opposed to really believing that a short white guy was truly and actually a tall Asian lady.
Posted by: chemjeff
Just like the old "emperor's new clothes" fairy tale.
Too afraid to speak the truth.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 18, 2016 01:47 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 18, 2016 01:47 PM (Nwg0u)
Hmmm. Sounds like another group in the news...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 18, 2016 01:47 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2016 01:46 PM (UsLZp)
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***coughsemiautomaticcough***
... but your point still stands.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2016 01:47 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Rod Stewart
She tried to change my point of view.
Actually, it worked. Xaviera Hollander...aaaah.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 18, 2016 01:48 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: 11,000,000 mexicans at April 18, 2016 01:48 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Iblis at April 18, 2016 01:48 PM (9221z)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 18, 2016 01:48 PM (bzd8I)
So the whole thing where prog teachers have been brainwashing kids, that whole conspiracy thing, that was all bullshit...
No, we have nothing to worry about when we turn the minds of kids over to assholes like Billy Ayers!
Nothing to worry about, do what makes you feel happy.
War's coming folks.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz The Main Dude My Man Esq at April 18, 2016 01:48 PM (asz6V)
... when you can't speak the truth around someone, that person's an acquaintance. Not a friend. And most people have innumerable acquaintances but few if any friends.
And when someone tells a lie and you don't challenge it, at work or home, you sign onto the lie. Managers use that all the time ... Getting your cooperation in a lie by pointedly telling said lie in a meeting, using their authority as an implied threat if said lie is exposed.
People use the same technique in your personal life ... using their willingness to make a scene as the implied threat. That's when people get their shrillest. When you expose the lie.
Silver lining ... a much, much more manageable rolodex.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 18, 2016 01:48 PM (touVE)
Posted by: Lauren at April 18, 2016 01:48 PM (fIP7E)
and then you get sued for assault, I bet you not.
Posted by: Satan of Blutwurst Vt at April 18, 2016 01:49 PM (qSIlh)
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like the guy dressed as spiderman in times squre
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 18, 2016 01:49 PM (oGRue)
Cell phone pics are a powerful defensive tool. Detectives love 'em.
Does a signal jammer keep a digital camera from storing an image, anyway?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 18, 2016 01:49 PM (xq1UY)
Yeah but an abortion doesn't make you unpregnant. You still were pregnant, you're just the parents of a dead child, now.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 01:49 PM (39g3+)
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 18, 2016 01:49 PM (Nwg0u)
I used to prosecute sex crimes. Some were pedophiles. I am very conscious of any space a predator could get to my child when I am not present. Like bathrooms, locker rooms, and both day and over night camps
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 01:50 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: An Observation at April 18, 2016 01:50 PM (5jKQk)
The fact that Congress isn't even trying to defund these liberal institutions must be added to our list of disappointments.
Posted by: Iblis
In fact, I just heard a discussion on NPR where they were complaining that universities weren't receiving everything they wanted from the taxpayers.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 18, 2016 01:50 PM (k4M/B)
A jammer WOULD keep them from calling for help, IYKWIMAIKTYD.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 01:50 PM (b/6cr)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 18, 2016 01:51 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: An Observation at April 18, 2016 01:50 PM (5jKQk)
Better throw in Das Kapital to be sure.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2016 01:51 PM (oKE6c)
It's obvious you don't listen to Rush. You've just shown that you have no idea what you're talking about.
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it's all explained on Caress of Steel
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 18, 2016 01:51 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: CrustyB at April 18, 2016 01:51 PM (GvSpB)
At least we know the truth.
Posted by: jwest at April 18, 2016 01:42 PM (Zs4uk)
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Well Rush is helping your guy there, by staying fixated on Colorado no one pays attention to things like Trump's abysmal answers on bigger issues --like when he was interviewed by The Washington Post editorial board.
Completely embarrassing.
Posted by: It's Coming to California at April 18, 2016 01:51 PM (mcm0N)
You mean the Koran that says it's ok to lie to infidels? That Koran?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2016 01:51 PM (/tuJf)
Its an increasing thing I'm seeing in our culture: being an awful person isn't as bad as pointing out how awful you are. The real bad guy is the one that cries foul: he made me feel bad by pointing out my badness. Its like we're all 7 years old on the playground again.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 01:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 01:49 PM (39g3+)
Child? There was no child. Just unwanted tissue. It was never a pregnancy. Pregnancy starts when the woman wants to acknowledge the pregnancy. Before that it is just a condition.
- excerpt from next year's brochure
Posted by: Planned Pregnanticide at April 18, 2016 01:52 PM (nbrY/)
Cause the forward sight could really hurt when pulled out a bit quickly.
Heh
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 18, 2016 01:52 PM (C9pBZ)
I wonder if he had pushed them a bit farther down that direction if their responses would have been any different.
Nah. Of course not. Their responses would have been the same, in the sake of PC, of course, but their discomfort level would have been a joy to behold.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 18, 2016 01:53 PM (SEXy3)
I'm sorry I try to be polite, I try to be patient, and I try to be a peacemaker but... just shut the hell up. Go find a Trump post, we're talkin' here.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 01:53 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Yes, I would at April 18, 2016 01:54 PM (ucB75)
Posted by: CrustyB at April 18, 2016 01:51 PM (GvSpB)
We should go into business together. Your ideas would dovetail perfectly with mine, which is to sell Griggs v. Duke Power certificates for $500 each certifying to employers that the bearer is not a ghetto rat, thereby obviating the time and expense needed to get a college degree.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2016 01:54 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: @votermom at April 18, 2016 01:54 PM (nbrY/)
Sorry not sorry
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 01:54 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 01:52 PM (39g3+)
Reminds me of the tranny spitting on the Trump supporter. It's friend defended the action because the guy called it a he.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 01:55 PM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at April 18, 2016 01:55 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 01:44 PM (zOTsN)
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Name one.
A few (very few) have an age of consent as low as 12, but only for males.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 18, 2016 01:55 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 18, 2016 01:55 PM (C9pBZ)
It's also quite certain that many are aware that now that everything's on video and everyone's a prosecutor that the Miranda Warning applies everywhere you go.
When there's no good answer, a 'whatever' is the safest bet short of complete silence.
Posted by: JEM at April 18, 2016 01:55 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at April 18, 2016 01:55 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 01:56 PM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 01:57 PM (39g3+)
I'm a billionaire fighter pilot rock star is my reality.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 18, 2016 01:57 PM (X+nFp)
And that should terrify every thinking person on the planet. As soon as actual concrete facts like biology and physiology no longer matter, NO THING can matter. I have complete moral authority to do anything I want because "I feel like I should."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at April 18, 2016 01:57 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: $19,240,226,530,789.00 at April 18, 2016 01:58 PM (Aartv)
Posted by: Glen Campbell at April 18, 2016 12:47 PM (JJ5/6)
Heh. Go to Youtube and look up "Wine-stoned Ploughboy" by Nestor Pistor, if you want a laugh.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2016 01:58 PM (UsLZp)
Hmmm. Sounds like another group in the news...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 18, 2016 01:47 PM (C9pBZ)
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Except for the fact that, in this case, it is false.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 18, 2016 01:59 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Burn me, Sanders at April 18, 2016 01:59 PM (ucB75)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 01:53 PM (39g3+)
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now now now, perhaps he identifies this post as a trump post?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 18, 2016 01:59 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: DONALD at April 18, 2016 02:00 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: "Y" at April 18, 2016 02:00 PM (H9MG5)
Same with gay men. They are attracted to men and can shower, poop, and pee next to men and boys.
Now I get that the issue is more pronounced for men as we don't typically get to do all of our business in a stall and have to stand next to gay men with our dicks in hand (sometimes at the dreaded trough-style urinal!)
This is not an issue. Yet it provides the same, largely non-existent problem.
And the only reason it seems like a "panic" is because like ten states are legislating this right now. Arguing over whether this is a panic or simply a legislative imperative driven by the irrational fear of male to female transgendered people routinely raping 9 year old girls doesn't seem like a big difference and is rather a mild semantic one.
But what about straight and pedophilic men who dress as women to gain access to women's restrooms?!! That's what you are saying here.
I ask (not rhetorically) what good a law is going to do here. If anyone exposes themselves to a child or rapes a child or molests a child, we already have laws on the books to deal with that. And if someone is going to do that, what would an additional law making their entry into the bathroom illegal do to dissuade them? If we aren't checking birth certificates (or crotches) at the door we simply have a law that criminalizes behavior (using the restroom) that should not be criminalized. At the same time, this law adds a ton of confusion to everyone else's life. A passable trans male to female, where are they supposed to go?
This guy (It's a TED talk) https://youtu.be/0YeVt2kp_So looks like a balding bearded dude. Your laws would force this guy go into women's bathrooms in order to follow the law. Who is that helping?
Posted by: Seattle Slough at April 18, 2016 02:00 PM (mCz8+)
Those are obviously edits and he obviously spoke to more people than just those. I wonder (hope - for my own sanity) if they're actually not a representative sample, and most of the people he interviewed said, "I wouldn't say anything, but I'd think you're either an idiot or insane."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at April 18, 2016 02:01 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: It's Coming to California at April 18, 2016 02:01 PM (mcm0N)
... when you can't speak the truth around someone, that person's an acquaintance.
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Hunh. I don't have any friends, then.
Posted by: Lot's Wife, taking a selfie at April 18, 2016 02:01 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Richard Schweiker at April 18, 2016 02:02 PM (e8kgV)
It's also quite certain that many are aware that now that everything's on video and everyone's a prosecutor that the Miranda Warning applies everywhere you go.
When there's no good answer, a 'whatever' is the safest bet short of complete silence.
Posted by: JEM at April 18, 2016 01:55 PM (o+SC1)
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This is true. If ever I'm confronted by an on-the-street interviewer, I'll just tell them to talk to my lawyer.
(It may actually come to this).
Posted by: Soona at April 18, 2016 02:02 PM (Fmupd)
When Judicial Watch deposes Huma - they need to make sure that they make her swear on the Koran - not the Bible. Very important when dealing with Islamics in a courtroom setting.
Posted by: An Observation at April 18, 2016 01:50 PM (5jKQk)
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Actual question about that: Is she obligated to talk? I mean, she can't take the Fifth in discovery in a civil suit, can she? (I think an attempt to get government records via FOIA is a civil matter.)
Posted by: iforgot at April 18, 2016 02:02 PM (pC96u)
Posted by: It's Coming to California at April 18, 2016 02:03 PM (mcm0N)
- German Chancellor Conrad Adenauer to Billy Graham
Accept no substitute, because there is none.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 18, 2016 02:03 PM (6JL3d)
Posted by: nckate at April 18, 2016 02:03 PM (UWHSi)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 18, 2016 12:00 PM (BNs9e)
Just read a few days ago where Jenner has received his new official birth certificate that says he is a she.
Did you know that you can change a gender on a birth certificate legally issued by a state? My guess is that your race can be changed now also.
California, way to go.
I read this in an article that purports that Kris Jenner is now asking if their marriage is now declared illegal since same sex marriages were illegal at the time.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 18, 2016 02:04 PM (1rAS0)
Saudi Arabia has no age of consent, it just requires marriage.
http://www.ageofconsent.com/ageofconsent.htm
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 02:04 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 18, 2016 02:04 PM (MNgU2)
Police backtracked on their initial declaration according to which the blast was a terror attack, before later clarifying that an explosive had been planted on the bus, causing the explosion.
The police hesitation was cleared up by the director of the emergency care unit at Hadassah Ein Kerem Hospital in Jerusalem where the wounded were treated, who estimated that it was indeed an attack.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 02:05 PM (V/InG)
Age of consent in Mexico is 12, with some Mexican states putting the age of consent at "puberty"
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 02:05 PM (zOTsN)
These people never used a public restroom before last year?
WTH kind of BS are you talking about?
Turn the entire normal world upside down for literally less than 1% of the population?
F That!
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 18, 2016 02:05 PM (X+nFp)
"The world is fighting Islamic terrorism, starvation, and disease. Democrats are fighting for men to be able to pee in the Ladies Room".
Insanity.
--James Woods
Posted by: Cheri at April 18, 2016 02:06 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Every person that values the right to own a gun at April 18, 2016 02:06 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 18, 2016 02:04 PM (1rAS0)
****^
Wow talk about a loophole, or maybe some variant of the Twinkie defense....
Posted by: It's Coming to California at April 18, 2016 02:06 PM (mcm0N)
Indeed, the gospel is the only hope for real change and real renewal.
But God may have mercy. Because we surely do not deserve to be saved from this.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 02:06 PM (39g3+)
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Palestinian work accident
Posted by: Lot's Wife, taking a selfie at April 18, 2016 02:06 PM (3ZtZW)
their choice for years, why now do we need laws saying use the bathroom
of your choice?
Posted by: nckate
Because the existing situation didn't force our heads into the toilet with them in order that we might recognize and applaud their 'specialness'.
Posted by: Mortimer at April 18, 2016 02:07 PM (Aartv)
We have laws on the books to deal with treason, too.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2016 02:07 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 18, 2016 02:07 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 02:07 PM (zOTsN)
All of this presupposes that I am required to accept the person-in-question's delusion that they are something other than their biological sex.
I refuse. You were born XX and claim to be XY? Too bad. You were born XY and claim to be XX? Too bad. I'm sorry that you have a mental disease which makes you think something untrue - just as I am sorry for a man who believes he is really a duck - that does not change the facts of biology.
Society has no obligation to cater to the delusions of a small handful of people. Perhaps if we brought the premise of the question - do I have to believe you when you say you're a 6'5" Chinese girl who is 7 yrs old? - we could actually settle this by reaching the only logical answer: no.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at April 18, 2016 02:07 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Scotty at April 18, 2016 02:07 PM (mR7Es)
Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2016 02:08 PM (3hIs0)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 02:08 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jen the original
They'll put the onus on her, to make her initiate something. Remember that in the victim wacky races, women lose badly to gays. Ask any woman whose husband decides that he's gay. Hell, ask the former first lady of new Jersey.
Not too much sympathy for her.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 18, 2016 02:08 PM (326rv)
That's your problem. You are arguing for the 'rights' of .1% of the population over the rights of the other 99.9% . Sad you and your cohorts don't understand why that is a problem and what consequences come from it.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 18, 2016 02:08 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 02:09 PM (39g3+)
But God may have mercy. Because we surely do not deserve to be saved from this.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 02:06 PM (39g3+)
That's the biggest relief in the whole deal, sir, (knowing in advance that we deserve it not) because there is no better way for God's mercy to be shown than in the redemption of those most lost and in need.
If we *did* think we deserved it, that would be cause for fear. Knowing we do not is encouragement of the highest order. o.0
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 18, 2016 02:09 PM (6JL3d)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2016 02:10 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Roberta Muldoon at April 18, 2016 02:10 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 18, 2016 02:10 PM (1xUj/)
That's your problem. You are arguing for the 'rights' of .1% of the population over the rights of the other 99.9% .
No, he's not. He's trying to drive a wedge.
It's already been said here; get Disney to get on board.
Better yet; use this gag as part of the 'interview' the so-called Syrian refugees are getting. Watch them tell you to get stuffed.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 18, 2016 02:10 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Naysayer at April 18, 2016 02:11 PM (xQhxo)
This open-facilities policies allows men, dressed as men, with male anatomy, to come into my kid's locker room or restroom and flash his equipment at her.
Because hey, maybe he feels like he's a woman!
And just because he has male appendages doesn't mean he's not a woman!
If you don't think this will vastly increase sexual crimes, you are a silly boy.
You want unisex facilities? Fine. The NC law says you can have them. But keep a pack of lawyers on retainer to handle the lawsuits.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 18, 2016 02:11 PM (T/5A0)
I'm a billionaire fighter pilot rock star is my reality.
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Throw in half Japanese brain surgeon and that's me.
- Buckaroo Banzai
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 18, 2016 02:11 PM (Nwg0u)
What these oh so special snowflakes don't realize/understand is that one day the question won't be a joke and the answer won't be no.
This absurd idiocy will not continue forever.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 18, 2016 02:11 PM (X+nFp)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 18, 2016 02:10 PM (1xUj/)
Leave Hillary's cooch out of this.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2016 02:12 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 18, 2016 02:12 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Lauren at April 18, 2016 02:12 PM (fIP7E)
And the real number is closer to half that, according to CDC and census data.
So hey, a fair sized town in a nation of over 300,000,000.
They should have to put gaming rooms into public places to accommodate Fantasy Hero players. There are thousands of us in the nation, and our rights are being trampled by having to pay special for an area to express our identity!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 02:12 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Naysayer at April 18, 2016 02:11 PM (xQhxo)
I self-identify as Super Saiyan 3 Superman.
When do I get to start tearing down buildings and laying down the law, restoring civilization to some semblance of sanity?
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 18, 2016 02:12 PM (6JL3d)
You know how the progs in the media and movies and news and tv and books and schools and universities and bureaucracies and governments all get on the same page when they are trying to push something so that White Republicans will be beat up a lot?
I guess this whole thing must be just like that! Are they insinuating Hitlery is a guy?
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz The Main Dude My Man Esq at April 18, 2016 02:13 PM (asz6V)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 18, 2016 02:13 PM (C9pBZ)
When I start oppressing people, they'll know it.
Posted by: Roberta Muldoon at April 18, 2016 02:13 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 18, 2016 02:12 PM (1xUj/)<<<
If we identified as competent, this wouldn't be needed.
Posted by: the Red Sox bullpen at April 18, 2016 02:13 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 18, 2016 02:14 PM (evdj2)
Sorry. No XX zone or no XY zone.
Because a cut off dick in a women's restroom still has the upper body strength of a man.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 02:14 PM (b/6cr)
Throw in half Japanese brain surgeon and that's me.
- Buckaroo Banzai
You operate on the Japanese half of the brain?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 18, 2016 02:14 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: Seattle Slough at April 18, 2016 02:00 PM (mCz8+)
To a mental facility.
Seriously. Since time began there have been homosexuals. (That's why there are writings about them from the very first ancient tablets, to the bible, to now). There have been mentally ill people also.
How we treat those who are either abnormal physically, genetically, and mentally is what is at issue.
Someone who is gay is abnormal. But the vast majority of gay people function normally in society, having a reality about themselves, and simply understanding that nature has given them a sexual function mixup. No different than having a physical handicap IMO.
Mentally ill people do not have a grasp on reality. They also act and behave without the normal limits of behavior imposed by understanding reality and consequences.
What we have now are a minority of people in the general population, who use both groups of people, along with other minorities, to grab command and control over the rest of society. It's what gay marriage was about, gay adoption, and now transgender (rights).
The quote placed up in the thread about how communism uses shame and lies to break down the populace is on full display on campuses and in corporate life. All they needed were sympathetic judges to complete the coup.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 18, 2016 02:15 PM (1rAS0)
That BS might fly in Portland but that will at best get your ass stomped in my neck of the woods.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 18, 2016 02:16 PM (X+nFp)
Somehow a post from a page on Facebook called "No Hymen, No Diamond" showed up on my feed. I have no clue why or what strange method Facebook threw it out there, I don't even know if its serious or a joke page but the name just cracked me the hell up.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 02:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Popeye at April 18, 2016 02:16 PM (DL2i+)
What good would the law regarding bathroom use by biological gender do?
Obviously these laws are for public bathrooms. Having a law on the books would protect the owner of the business, to stop someone inappropriate from using the bathroom without being sued for discrimination
Posted by: ThunderB at April 18, 2016 02:16 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 18, 2016 02:16 PM (sIi6H)
Oh, man dressed in a skirt, you say the hardest part about being a woman is choosing an outfit?
Yeah try having a miscarriage.
Believe it or not, there's more to the "female experience" than dress up.
Posted by: Lauren at April 18, 2016 02:16 PM (fIP7E)
Posted by: Seattle Slough at April 18, 2016 02:00 PM (mCz8+)
To a mental facility.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 18, 2016 02:15 PM (1rAS0)
This.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2016 02:16 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 18, 2016 02:16 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Sheif Yerbouti at April 18, 2016 02:16 PM (DL2i+)
Thank goodness.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 18, 2016 02:17 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 02:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 18, 2016 02:17 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: gm at April 18, 2016 01:23 PM (2GZ1h)
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Exactly. They are totally cowed.
Posted by: PJ at April 18, 2016 02:17 PM (cHuNI)
Stop wrestling with this pig. Let local jurisdictions decide how they want to enforce this - or whether they want to at all. My guess is no one wants to devote resources to this - at least no one sane.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 18, 2016 02:18 PM (QLeqm)
Cirque Du Soleil does the same yet does business in Dubai.
Hmmmmm.
Posted by: Cheri at April 18, 2016 02:18 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 18, 2016 02:18 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: The Mud Shark at April 18, 2016 02:19 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Casey at the keyboard at April 18, 2016 02:19 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Lot's Wife, taking a selfie at April 18, 2016 02:19 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 18, 2016 02:19 PM (dBmVV)
They should talk to my Russian friends about lines for toilet paper. And the gulag.
Can't fix stupid.
Posted by: CarolLK at April 18, 2016 02:19 PM (iLb58)
Posted by: Al Sharpton's Head at April 18, 2016 02:20 PM (Aartv)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at April 18, 2016 02:20 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2016 02:20 PM (/tuJf)
Cirque Du Soleil does the same yet does business in Dubai.
Hmmmmm.
Fen's Law explains all.
Everything Leftists propose is done in bad faith.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 18, 2016 02:20 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2016 02:21 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 18, 2016 02:12 PM (1xUj/)
Come for the transgender jihad casualty reports, stay for the "oh shit lemme turn that game back on"
Hah. Sox lost. Bums.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at April 18, 2016 02:21 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Seattle Slough at April 18, 2016 02:00 PM (mCz8+)
To a mental facility.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 18, 2016 02:15 PM (1rAS0)
This."
Truer than you know. I know a girl with very severe mental health issues. Schizoaffectoid/borderline ect. She's been in jail for stalking.
Now she says she's a man.
Clearly, what she really needs is mental health services, but instead she gets this loving embrace for her "identity" that just delays getting the help she needs.
It's really sad. She was a smart, beautiful girl. Then the mental illness came on in her 20s.
Posted by: Lauren at April 18, 2016 02:21 PM (fIP7E)
Slightly trolly but real pushback against promiscuity. I've seen the phrase on Game blogs, and it'd be good for our culture if it spreads.
For girls who get upset about it, you now know all you need to know about her.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supports kittens at April 18, 2016 02:22 PM (uURQL)
Yeah you are just so above the issue. The rest of us peons should just let it go. How about businesses that don't want to go through the expense of building a gender neutral bathroom? For the want of a nail.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 18, 2016 02:22 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 18, 2016 02:22 PM (iQIUe)
How the times change.
Posted by: Saber Alter at April 18, 2016 02:22 PM (LSf1v)
Posted by: DFCtomm at April 18, 2016 02:23 PM (HkBtK)
Posted by: The Mud Shark at April 18, 2016 02:23 PM (39g3+)
Indeed, the gospel is the only hope for real change and real renewal.
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I agree. Although they meant it in a different way, I'm reminded of the Police:
There is no political solution
To our troubled evolution
Have no faith in constitution
There is no bloody revolution
We are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Our so-called leaders speak
With words they try to jail you
They subjugate the meek
But it's the rhetoric of failure
We are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Where does the answer lie?
Living from day to day
If it's something we can't buy
There must be another way
We are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 18, 2016 02:23 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: simplemind at April 18, 2016 02:24 PM (JTwsP)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 02:25 PM (V/InG)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at April 18, 2016 02:25 PM (kff5f)
Can't fix stupid.
Posted by: CarolLK
Gary Kasparov wrote an excellent article about this to Sanders and his supporters. Kasparov, a guy that was born and lived in the Soviet Union.
Posted by: Cheri at April 18, 2016 02:25 PM (oiNtH)
And you would be wrong. Local jurisdictions are the ones who started this mess when they tried to push businesses to let dicks in women's locker rooms.
Posted by: Lauren at April 18, 2016 02:26 PM (fIP7E)
Posted by: DFCtomm at April 18, 2016 02:23 PM (HkBtK)
The thing is, I don't see this in my daily life, and the people I know think it's stupid even if they'll admit they support it, and I live in massa-freaking-chusetts.
I think this is a media blitz designed to dishearten people like us and cow the rising generation of college students (as was mentioned above).
So everyone strengthen your resolve and keep the faith. And start brainstorming how to push back. Eventually there will be a public figure telling these people they're full of shit and they need to shut up because they're disconnected from reality. We'll need to support that person when the time comes.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at April 18, 2016 02:27 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 18, 2016 02:27 PM (zSLwO)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 18, 2016 02:19 PM (dBmVV)
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My esteemed client addressed this in comment number two. Number two which was in honor of her fallen appendage
Posted by: Michelle Fields's Lawyer at April 18, 2016 02:27 PM (10hEu)
Posted by: pardon my shield at April 18, 2016 02:28 PM (sIi6H)
It will be different this time! We're smarter, we're better, we're more enlightened, we're more evolved!
Posted by: Leftists Everywhere at April 18, 2016 02:28 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 18, 2016 02:28 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Chi at April 18, 2016 02:28 PM (Te2JU)
Can't fix stupid.
They always say "this time we know better".
They're always wrong.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 18, 2016 02:29 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 18, 2016 02:30 PM (evdj2)
and when we hit critical mass, shit's gonna get ugly.
Praying for it. Because payback is long overdue.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 02:30 PM (b/6cr)
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Where they have always gone --- to the ladies' room.
Unless they do something weird, no one notices or cares.
And the feminine-appearance ones go to the ladies' room because they don't want to share the facilities with men any more than real women do.
But you're such a bigot you don't care about fem trannies. You want to take away their safe space.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 18, 2016 02:31 PM (T/5A0)
This chubby first year teacher fresh out of some backup school actually said, "Isn't that why we are liberals and they are conservatives?"
That was the extent of her argument. Nothing about how these groups actually behave, which the other fellow at least tried to address. Just a glance at the group labels and a shitty hypothesis on what those groups are therefore like.
I don't mind the salary of being a teacher. I don't mind the hours. I don't mind the kids, stupid and disrespectful as they sometimes are. What I mostly mind is being surrounded by sanctimonious, ignorant liberals.
Posted by: Randy Weaver's Revenge at April 18, 2016 02:31 PM (0q6u6)
There's a Very Good Reason that Bernie Sanders thinks that food lines are a good idea:
His U-Chicago education told him that, when he saw one, he could get food there ... real food, edible food fit for humans.
Posted by: Arbalest at April 18, 2016 02:32 PM (FlRtG)
Fuck, let businesses do whatever the fuck they want and government
buildings have two options - bathrooms for male female multiple
users or anything goes single occupancy. The idea that you need to add
1000 words to public laws to spell out male and female is the same kind
of over regulated society we need to be stopping.
We didn't start this. The local government decided to force businesses to accommodate transsexuals. The state government then stepped in and said 'no' and gave businesses the right to choose.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 18, 2016 02:32 PM (LUG6K)
Bulldozer Rumble in China
A row between construction workers in China escalated into a battle between bulldozers
https://goo.gl/UXTYz7
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 18, 2016 02:32 PM (iQIUe)
To the point that their brains slid out.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 02:33 PM (b/6cr)
these people they're full of shit and they need to shut up because
they're disconnected from reality. We'll need to support that person
when the time comes.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at April 18, 2016 02:27 PM (xuouz)
There won't be a public figure...well there will be but it will only happen after an event. As long as the checks keep coming then there is too much to lose for these people to buck the system. Everyone is in keep your head down and don't rock the boat mode. Something will only happen after the boat is rocked. The next Trump is going to frightening, and yet welcomed.
Posted by: DFCtomm at April 18, 2016 02:33 PM (HkBtK)
There may be something to this. We know the media is unreliable, so why believe anything we don't see for ourselves, or that is not reported by someone we personally know we can trust?
This is why I get PO'd whenever everyone goes into all-is-lost mode, like our enemy are all hypergeniuses playing 12-dimensional chess all the time. They're not. Most are doing what they're told and the remnant are following a plan smarter people drafted. It's a solid enough plan, literally meant for idiots to carry out, but it's hardly foolproof.
Of course I have no faith that anyone will do anything but despair, give up, and randomly thrash about. But that's beside the point...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 18, 2016 02:33 PM (9krrF)
You should let it go. Social issues get introduced to be "squirrels" to distract from the larger issues. But hey let's argue about abortion, chicks with dicks, and whether local cops are unfair to minorities. This is shit for a school board or city council meeting.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 18, 2016 02:33 PM (QLeqm)
I'm not. Revolutions almost always are worse than what they replaced. And they always are absolutely horrible for the weakest and most vulnerable.
Civil wars are unbelievable mass butchery and evil.
And just societal upheavals and regressions in culture and technology are unspeakably awful.
I hope we never come to it, but fear we must.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 02:34 PM (39g3+)
Love how other bulldozers came to help and upright the turned over bulldozer.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 18, 2016 02:34 PM (iQIUe)
Except they don't. At all. Any one here could make a completely convincing liberal troll because we actually understand their arguments.
Moby's on the other hand, are immediately obvious because they have zero understanding of conservatism. That's why all those stupid anti gay hoaxes are always immediately obvious.
Posted by: Lauren at April 18, 2016 02:34 PM (fIP7E)
The next Trump will be more disciplined, more disciplined...and far, far worse in the end.
If the right people refuse to exploit the opening, the wrong ones certainly will.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 18, 2016 02:34 PM (9krrF)
‽
Earlier headline thread:
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=362868#c25143895
95 http://www.theamericanconservative.com/?p=160689
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 18, 2016 08:47 AM (ptqRm)
I saw that yesterday. It really is amazing. Ace should put it up as a post.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 18, 2016 08:48 AM
Posted by: mindful webworker - agitator at April 18, 2016 02:35 PM (0t+fn)
Posted by: Chi at April 18, 2016 02:28 PM (Te2JU)
I thought he was getting a Brazilian this year.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 18, 2016 02:35 PM (JJ5/6)
Posted by: Lot's Wife, taking a selfie at April 18, 2016 02:36 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 02:36 PM (V/InG)
The Bulldozer Rumble is the story that shd be featured.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 18, 2016 02:36 PM (iQIUe)
You know why those "larger issues" happen? Because of social corrosion. Remember Giuliani's "broken windows" concept of law enforcement? Its the little stuff that leads to the big.
We wouldn't have immigration problems if the people in charge were not corrupt, venal, and immoral. What you call distractions are the causes of what you are most concerned about. You can't fix these problems by a bandaid over the top. It goes to the core.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 02:37 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 18, 2016 02:33 PM (9krrF)
Depending on who's doing the thrashing, I'm fine with this.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at April 18, 2016 02:37 PM (xuouz)
Don't fear it. Prepare for it.
And pray a lot. Because that's the Ally we need most.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at April 18, 2016 02:37 PM (9krrF)
Fight between Judicial Watch and State was over the scope of questions that can be asked. I haven't looked to see how this got resolved. Subject to State being back JW, Huma and others will be asked questions where they'd have to #1 lie, or #2 plead the Fifth. They'll be under oath. Doesn't matter that it's civil.
#1 isn't a good option when the FBI is looking in. #2 will generate awful press for Hillary.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 18, 2016 02:37 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 18, 2016 02:34 PM (9krrF)
The best move is to make it politically profitable for the wrong people to do the right thing.
The public and its mouthpieces (bloggers, at this point) need to use whatever leverage is at their disposal not to advocate for new rulers, who if history is any guide will end up being as imperfect as our current crop, but to make it extremely uncomfortable for the rulers we have to carry on with the fuckery.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at April 18, 2016 02:39 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Soona at April 18, 2016 02:39 PM (Fmupd)
http://tinyurl.com/gl3ab6q
Yellowstone Eruption In 2016? Shocking New Video Shows What Is Really Going On At Yellowstone
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 02:39 PM (/D5Lf)
Your as bad as any lefty who thinks a socially liberal utopia can exist as long as they are fiscally conservative.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 18, 2016 02:40 PM (MNgU2)
Maybe he opted for the Venezuelan so he's still waiting in line.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 18, 2016 02:41 PM (tf9Ne)
all-is-lost mode, like our enemy are all hypergeniuses playing
12-dimensional chess all the time.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 18, 2016 02:33 PM (9krrF)
That's why all is lost. They're certified lunatics and idiots, but they're in charge. Do you think they can maintain the system, and if not then what would you call what is going to happen other than the end of the world as we know it. This is the way it goes.
The elite class has their morons just as we do, but they have the ability to protect them and hide them away in the bureaucracy, but they still have a small amount of power, and as their numbers grow so does the power of their combined incompetence. They will create the crisis that will fitness test them, and when they fail they will be replaced by competent leaders who will create a new elite class. That sounds simple but it's going to be very, very ugly. While this is going on, everything is up for grabs. The country may not survive the transition or survive it in it's current borders.
Posted by: DFCtomm at April 18, 2016 02:41 PM (HkBtK)
Posted by: Chi at April 18, 2016 02:28 PM (Te2JU)
I thought he was getting a Brazilian this year.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 18, 2016 02:35 PM (JJ5/6)
Anything to cut down on the dingleberries caused by "accidents"
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 02:41 PM (/D5Lf)
understanding of conservatism. That's why all those stupid anti gay
hoaxes are always immediately obvious.
Yeah, because Lefties are all about the feelz.
Notice SS didn't address the problem from anyone's POV except the transgender. Missed the point by a mile.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2016 02:41 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 18, 2016 02:33 PM (QLeqm)
And who, exactly, do you think actually sits on school boards and city councils? And who do you think attends said meetings?
Yep. Just people. Like us.
Posted by: antisocialist at April 18, 2016 02:41 PM (9n14Y)
I think you can plea the fifth on any legal proceeding, but you have to do it right away, and on everything, because if you answer any question on any topic, that topic is now open for prosecution and you cannot then plea the fifth on it.
Its why mobsters learned to just answer that every single time to every single question, no matter what.
"What's your name?"
"I refuse to answer on the grounds that it might tend to incriminate me."
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 02:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at April 18, 2016 02:43 PM (xuouz)
Well he did flail about with red herrings about lesbians and other unrelated nonsense.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 02:44 PM (39g3+)
>>>To be fair I think a bunch of those students were simply saying "yeah, if you called yourself a 6-foot Asian women, I wouldn't believe you but I'm not also going to go out of my way to try to correct you", as opposed to really believing that a short white guy was truly and actually a tall Asian lady.<<<
A distinction without a meaningful difference.
The end result is that falsehood and unreality prevail.
The only thing evil needs to succeed is that good folks do nothing.
Fairness isn't what its cracked up to be . . .
Posted by: simplemind at April 18, 2016 02:45 PM (JTwsP)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2016 02:45 PM (13dPG)
Guess what, kiddies? Your taxes aren't going to go down when entire generations are still being taught that reality itself is subjective.
Posted by: Saber Alter at April 18, 2016 02:45 PM (LSf1v)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 02:39 PM (/D5Lf)
Woo-hoo! Chemtrails-level stupid, there. Not you, RWC, the link.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2016 02:45 PM (UsLZp)
But I don't live in Charlotte.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 18, 2016 02:45 PM (QLeqm)
I'll bet he still thinks Sarah Palin knows how to read.
He used to know a lot more, but he moved out of New York.
Posted by: jwest at April 18, 2016 02:45 PM (Zs4uk)
But do they really "believe" this tripe? Maybe in theory, but what about practice?
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Yes, yes they do.
Read, if you will, of the common practice of the Black Panthers to rape and torture white women who wanted to be down with the cause.
And those women believed they deserved it.
IIRC, none of those women ever filed charges.
They believe.
It would be a form of suicide to not believe.
And they will--sooner or later--come to the choice of identity-suicide or your murder to maintain that belief.
Their self-interest will not favor your faith in their humanity.
Posted by: RoyalOil at April 18, 2016 02:46 PM (fQ/0p)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 18, 2016 02:46 PM (/D5Lf)
No need to attack other commenters making perfectly sensible arguments.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at April 18, 2016 02:43 PM (xuouz)
???
That's not a clean up?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 02:46 PM (V/InG)
hey yeah.....
How in UnHoly Hell do you square the bullshit of cultural appropriation with "today, I am a Sherpa guide.....from Tulsa"?
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 18, 2016 02:47 PM (326rv)
In good news for Seattle, Bertha tunneling machine is making good progress to its next breakdown point. Odds are 5-2 that it suffers a cave in during its passage under the viaduct. Lawyers are already circling.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 18, 2016 02:48 PM (FtrY1)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 18, 2016 02:48 PM (1ijHg)
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OT: I watched Autopsy Joan Rivers last night. She went in for a relative minor procedure. Her personal physician and friend was in the OR but not scheduled to perform any procedure. Her friend decided to perform an additional procedure. Joan had a minor crisis and they brought her back. They completed the scheduled procedure. At this point her friend decided to perform the unauthorized procedure again. Joan went back into crisis and stopped breathing. It took them nineteen minutes to intubate her during which time she sustained the brain injury that killed.
I'm one of those peope, "fvcking idiots" I think they're called, who believe the doctors know what they're doing and that if I just cooperate I'll be fine. This shook me.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 18, 2016 02:48 PM (Nwg0u)
do you write college speech codes too?
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 18, 2016 02:48 PM (MNgU2)
No need to attack other commenters making perfectly sensible arguments.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at April 18, 2016 02:43 PM (xuouz)
That really wasn't an objectionable ad hominem. Joe was really pointing out the flaw in the other guy's reasoning.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2016 02:49 PM (UsLZp)
Posted by: Lauren at April 18, 2016 02:49 PM (fIP7E)
A medley of extemporaniae
And love is a thing that will never go wrong,
And I am Marie of Romania.
~ Dorothy Parker
Posted by: GuardAmerican at April 18, 2016 02:50 PM (GBnWt)
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that's gonna leave a (skid) mark.
Posted by: DONALD at April 18, 2016 02:50 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew
Are they doing some sort of Big Dig project there?
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 18, 2016 02:50 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 18, 2016 02:45 PM (QLeqm)
That's called "whistling past the graveyard", BSG.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2016 02:51 PM (UsLZp)
DOWNTON creator Julian Fellowes claims staying in EU would be like chaining yourself to radiator in burning building
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 18, 2016 02:51 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 18, 2016 02:51 PM (C9pBZ)
One more time: putting a bandaid over the problem does not deal with its sources and origins. As Saber Alter notes:
"Your taxes aren't going to go down when entire generations are still being taught that reality itself is subjective."
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 02:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Octopus at April 18, 2016 02:51 PM (Z4WiE)
Posted by: torquewrench at April 18, 2016 02:52 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2016 02:52 PM (13dPG)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at April 18, 2016 02:52 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2016 02:52 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 02:52 PM (V/InG)
It's not a double-post. It's an homage.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at April 18, 2016 02:52 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 18, 2016 02:53 PM (326rv)
No need to attack other commenters making perfectly sensible arguments.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at April 18, 2016 02:43 PM (xuouz)
( *throws down yellow flag* )
Illegal use of 'cleanup' command.
10 yard penalty, loss of down.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 18, 2016 02:53 PM (JJ5/6)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at April 18, 2016 02:53 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2016 02:53 PM (btH0m)
"
But I don't live in Charlotte."
It spreads.
Posted by: Lauren at April 18, 2016 02:49 PM (fIP7E)
Most don't seem to understand this. It's a swarm of locust. They come from progressive hell holes because the taxes are too high, and move to conservative areas that have reasonable taxes, but then they vote the same. They create the environment they fled, but when they're done the area dooesn't revert back. The area settles into urban decay, and never becomes what it once was. Once lost to the swarm it is never reclaimed.
Posted by: DFCtomm at April 18, 2016 02:54 PM (HkBtK)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2016 02:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at April 18, 2016 02:54 PM (2lvr9)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at April 18, 2016 02:54 PM (kff5f)
Dear God, get him out before he suffocates!
People really will put anything up their...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at April 18, 2016 02:54 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
1. Pics or it didn't happen? (won't end well)
2. How YOU doin'? (won't end well)
3. Howz about some pancakes after this? (will NOT end well)
4. Were the moronette that flew/drove a flaming car through that tollbooth?
Posted by: running the Moron checklist at April 18, 2016 02:55 PM (326rv)
What I should have said was "no need to attack him in >783"
And on that note: please identify what flaws Joe pointed out?
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at April 18, 2016 02:55 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: DONALD at April 18, 2016 02:55 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 18, 2016 02:53 PM (JJ5/6)
I'll accept the penalty, but I'm appealing.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at April 18, 2016 02:56 PM (xuouz)
Maybe Ace is out getting a rescue dog and swinging by PetCo for supplies?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 18, 2016 02:56 PM (iQIUe)
Vic would know since the Victrola was named after him.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 18, 2016 02:57 PM (MNgU2)
Then one day he up and broke his fool neck trying to lick his balls.
Posted by: That SOB Van Owen at April 18, 2016 02:57 PM (hhirG)
Posted by: nckate at April 18, 2016 02:57 PM (UWHSi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2016 02:57 PM (UsLZp)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 18, 2016 02:58 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 02:58 PM (b/6cr)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at April 18, 2016 02:59 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 02:52 PM (V/InG)
Not possible. Everybody knows Morons don't have teeth.
Posted by: antisocialist at April 18, 2016 02:59 PM (9n14Y)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2016 02:58 PM (b/6cr)
They changed the Matrix!
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supports kittens at April 18, 2016 02:59 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 18, 2016 02:59 PM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 18, 2016 02:48 PM (Nwg0u)
I watched that too. Interesting that in the legal arena, the doctors provided differing versions of what happened. Joan's personal physician, who was not credentialed to perform procedures in that clinic, said she didn't do a second procedure and the clinics's surgeon, said she did.
Why she was allowed in to do anything other than observe is a mystery to me.
Hard to imagine a licensed anesthetist would have allowed her to go without an emergency tracheotomy for 19 minutes while she was trying to intubate her. And of course, there's the additional propofol....
Posted by: Jen the original at April 18, 2016 03:00 PM (1rAS0)
Posted by: rickb223
Get your own material!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 18, 2016 03:00 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 02:52 PM (V/InG)
Not possible. Everybody knows Morons don't have teeth.
Posted by: antisocialist at April 18, 2016 02:59 PM (9n14Y)
Should be quick then.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supports kittens at April 18, 2016 03:00 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 18, 2016 03:00 PM (QM5S2)
Posted by: @votermom at April 18, 2016 03:00 PM (nbrY/)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at April 18, 2016 03:00 PM (QLeqm)
This thread's been up so long, we're getting repeat comments.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 18, 2016 02:59 PM (tf9Ne)
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BIRM
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 18, 2016 03:01 PM (PNcou)
Most public offices are held by people who have a financial conflict of interest (they have money involved in public decisions), looking to run for higher office, looking to meddle in others affairs, or want a bridge or building named after themselves.
I'm not like that.
Posted by: don't think so at April 18, 2016 03:01 PM (rnH8X)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at April 18, 2016 02:56 PM (xuouz)
No, you're not. You're butt ugly and can't get dates. So I've heard.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 18, 2016 03:01 PM (JJ5/6)
http://tinyurl.com/gl3ab6q
Yellowstone Eruption In 2016? Shocking New Video Shows What Is Really Going On At Yellowstone
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Fvck the forest fires, let's get the hell out of here!
- Smokey the Bear
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 18, 2016 03:01 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Timbit at April 18, 2016 03:01 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 02:52 PM (V/InG)
Not possible. Everybody knows Morons don't have teeth.
Posted by: antisocialist at April 18, 2016 02:59 PM (9n14Y)
Should be quick then.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supports kittens at April 18, 2016 03:00 PM (uURQL)
If I were doing it yes, but my Hygenist dicks aorund for a good 50 minutes to doing G-D knows what?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 03:01 PM (V/InG)
Posted by: DFCtomm at April 18, 2016 02:54 PM (HkBtK)
Because they believe the liberal mantra that socialism doesn't fail, it's just not implemented properly.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 18, 2016 03:01 PM (1rAS0)
This thread's been up so long, we're getting repeat comments.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 18, 2016 02:59 PM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 18, 2016 03:01 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: That SOB Van Owen at April 18, 2016 02:57 PM (hhirG)
(at psychiatrist's office) "Doctor, doctor! Please help me. My husband thinks he's a chicken." Psychiatrist: "Well, we should be able to cure him of that pretty readily." Woman: "Oh, don't do that, we need the eggs."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2016 03:02 PM (UsLZp)
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That's funny, because when I was back at Hot Air, these were also the people we should listen to to learn that Gay's OK. The Initiates of the Millennium knew the true path.
And I told everybody that would listen that when you argue for months that a relationship that only happens in the bedroom and is no one else's business should be licensed by the state, that's a staggering load of dumb at a single sitting. And the ability to maintain that for a couple months a bad indicator of where the mental ability of America was going. And with transgenders it's only gone down hill from there.
Posted by: Axeman at April 18, 2016 03:02 PM (2mC6G)
Never change, Horde.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at April 18, 2016 03:02 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: DONALD at April 18, 2016 02:55 PM (PNcou)
TRUMP WANTS TO BAN BERLINERS
- Huffpoop headlines
Posted by: @votermom at April 18, 2016 03:02 PM (nbrY/)
Posted by: antisocialist at April 18, 2016 02:59 PM (9n14Y)
Should be quick then.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supports kittens at April 18, 2016 03:00 PM (uURQL)
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Maybe they identify as having teeth, like i identify as having a 9' schlong. ask me about my girth.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 18, 2016 03:03 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 03:03 PM (V/InG)
Just got a company email about it. Which is bad. Means this is a new way to threaten people. eg pretend this is correct or lose your job.
Posted by: don't think so at April 18, 2016 03:03 PM (rnH8X)
Posted by: Illegal alien at April 18, 2016 03:03 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy
It's a wedge issue. If you ignore it, businesses are forced to have the freakcapades in their restrooms. And if someone is attacked, the business gets blamed.
if you fight it, especially if you fight it badly (ex: those assholes and the confederate battle flag) there is the prospect of soundbites.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 18, 2016 03:03 PM (326rv)
Posted by: DFCtomm at April 18, 2016 02:54 PM (HkBtK)
Yes. They migrate. Like here on the coast of NC. They sell their houses up north for ridiculous sums of money because the taxes are too high. Then they move here, buy a big house in a subdivision (for a fraction of what they'd pay back home), get elected to the HOA, and then proceed to make down here into up there. We own a house in a subdivision like that, it's a rental because we couldn't sell it when the market went kablooey. The rules! The regulations! The f'ing fees! Damn, y'all, go home if you're that homesick...
Posted by: antisocialist at April 18, 2016 03:05 PM (9n14Y)
As Ace (playing Fields, with a darling long blond wig) reached for Charles CW Cooke (playing Trump), Robert Tracinski (as Lewandowski) got a little carried away and ripped both his arms off.
Now helpless, Ace is lying on the sticky floor in a puddle of blood and caramel latte, trying to blog with his nose.
Hey, it could happen.
Posted by: jwest at April 18, 2016 03:05 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: TRUMP at April 18, 2016 03:05 PM (PNcou)
I made the comment that I worry enough about sending my sons into the men's locker room. I don't need to double my worry with my daughters.
She told me, with a straight face, that she didn't see any reason why my 11 year old son couldn't change in the woman's locker room.
Liberals.
Posted by: Lauren at April 18, 2016 03:05 PM (fIP7E)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 18, 2016 03:05 PM (FtrY1)
eventually you'll all be asked to bow down before a giant golden statute of the king.
And three of you will refuse.
And the furnace will be heated to glowing heat and you three will be cast inside. . .
History repeats itself, because human nature is extremely resistant to change.
Posted by: simplemind at April 18, 2016 03:06 PM (C6xeQ)
Posted by: don't think so at April 18, 2016 03:06 PM (1uTkE)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at April 18, 2016 03:07 PM (mcm0N)
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I'm convinced it won't happen in my lifetime, or any of ours.
For that to occur you need somebody with a semblance of authority to stand up and say no more, then lead in a war, whether politically or in the field. I see nobody on the horizon.
Posted by: Lot's Wife, taking a selfie at April 18, 2016 03:07 PM (3ZtZW)
understanding of conservatism.
********
Trump is a Moby.
Posted by: It's Coming to California at April 18, 2016 03:08 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 18, 2016 03:05 PM (FtrY1)
And what, pray tell, was in that "undocumented" pipe? Undocumented aliens?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2016 03:08 PM (UsLZp)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 03:08 PM (V/InG)
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Good grief.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 18, 2016 03:09 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Ace of Spades HQ at April 18, 2016 03:09 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2016 03:01 PM (V/InG)
I have a theory!
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supports kittens at April 18, 2016 03:09 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2016 03:09 PM (btH0m)
Posted by: HH at April 18, 2016 03:09 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: antisocialist at April 18, 2016 03:09 PM (9n14Y)
Posted by: Harvey at April 18, 2016 03:10 PM (jVvcc)
And the furnace will be heated to glowing heat and you three will be cast inside. .
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Can we get some hamburger and buns in here?
- Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 18, 2016 03:10 PM (Nwg0u)
Typical public project backed by politicians bought off by Big Tunneling.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew
Come on down to the big dig.
You can't get around the big dig.
Posted by: Capt. Beefheart at April 18, 2016 03:10 PM (k4M/B)
I do business with a German company that makes a competing product line. One of the cooler machines I've ever seen.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2016 03:10 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy
You may not be interested in transgendered bathrooms but rest assured that transgendered bathrooms are interested in you.
You will be *made* to care.
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 18, 2016 03:11 PM (JJ5/6)
Oh, if only we could ignore the progressive's latest crusade!
The problem is that this will create chaos. Seems like no big deal until you (or your spouse?) are in the Macy's dressing room and a man strolls in, or your daughter (or niece) is in the gym lockerroom at the local public pool and some dude walks in and starts undressing. And - get this! - your wife/daughter/niece goes to report it and they're told to stop being so bigoted, the man who claims he identifies as a woman has a right to be there. That is, if they're not assaulted or spied on....
The same argument was made with SSM - of, who cares what tow men/two women do, if they're in love. let them marry. Not gonna affect my marriage blah blah blah. Then the lawsuits started, huge fines, even jail ime for those who did not embrace this new "normal." And they're not done yet, they will be harassing churches more - already seen it in the UK.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2016 03:12 PM (NOIQH)
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I almost made it
Posted by: Keystone at April 18, 2016 03:12 PM (PNcou)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 18, 2016 03:13 PM (FtrY1)
Get some therapy.
It's called giving scandal no matter how often the lies are repeated.
Posted by: DM at April 18, 2016 03:13 PM (j/tOh)
Posted by: Illegal alien at April 18, 2016 03:03 PM (MNgU2)
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I identify as American.
There are many citizens in this country, but Americans are becoming a dying breed.
Posted by: Soona at April 18, 2016 03:13 PM (Fmupd)
He was probably enticed to do it with promises of his family being taken care of. While back a bomber husband+wife team. Wife's vest didn't go off. I feel sadness that people are pressured to kill themselves and other to allow queers like Yasar Arrafat to be a caliph. Arrafat dieed of aids and his beard tried to keep the money.
Posted by: humans at April 18, 2016 03:15 PM (rnH8X)
And i'm really starting to feel like a visitor from another planet!
(Is there a scholarship for that? what about a tax credit? Just trying' to be creative...it is Tax Day, after all! Maybe I should hire a K Street firm to lobby on that!)
Posted by: CarolLK at April 18, 2016 03:21 PM (iLb58)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supports kittens at April 18, 2016 03:09 PM (uURQL)
He was shitposting on a political blog?
Oh and Oregon Muse wins the internet with his dating comment. My oh my, OM, what a strong memory you have.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at April 18, 2016 03:24 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Lauren at April 18, 2016 03:26 PM (fIP7E)
Posted by: Lauren at April 18, 2016 03:27 PM (fIP7E)
I am
I think
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 18, 2016 12:37 PM (xq1UY)
Of course you are, my bright little star....
I've miles--And miles--Of files,
Pretty files of your forefather's fruit,
and now to suit, our great computer!!!
You're magnetic ink.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 18, 2016 03:28 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 18, 2016 03:31 PM (H+9qY)
Posted by: Gul Madred at April 18, 2016 03:55 PM (vBeA5)
All of the original commenters quit but were replaced by a horde of paid FB trolls.. The site is disgusto.
Posted by: Mad Mike at April 18, 2016 04:37 PM (Oa7kk)
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