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TGIF Morning News Dump (4/15/16) [Misanthropic Humanitarian]
- Two old, tired hacks duked it out last night
- Manson Family convicted killer to be paroled
- Federal Judge calls IRS untrustworthy
- Canada slides down slippery slope. Americans can not participate.
- Jordan closes down Muslim Brotherhood HQ
- Gun companies have big set back
- Senate to pass energy bill without cash for Flint, MI
- Band name suggestions should be a hoot
- Wouldn't traps & poison work?
- Japan experiences 6.2 earthquake
- Russian jets did not pose a threat to our destroyer
- Be careful for what you wish for
- Jobless claims lowest since 1973. We'll see after numbers are adjusted yadda, yadda
- Fed to raise rates?
- Obama, TFG, that funny guy
- Hyprocrisy of the left Part I
- Hypocrisy of the left Part II
- This guy has a lot of guts or just doesn't care
- Please put your device in Theatre Mode
- Boys will be boys
- Enjoy your National Parks for "free"
- Genius Award, Part I
- Genius Award, Part II
- Feel good story of the day, Part I
- Feel good story of the day, Part II
Have a good Friday and a better weekend.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: KWDreaming at April 15, 2016 08:17 AM (vvQF4)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2016 08:21 AM (Oqufv)
And Happy Friday!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 15, 2016 08:21 AM (0x8gy)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 15, 2016 08:22 AM (iONHu)
There was a time when maritime interaction between us and Russia was very ritualized.
Each party respected the might and authority of the other nation, and would send a message without deviating from the understood norm.
If you did this action, it meant....
If you lit up fire control radar, it meant that the next step would be a physical response intended to destroy the perceived threat.
Now, Putin is just rolling coal on Obama's front yard, and laughing his ass off.
In other words, the respect part of the kabuki dance is long gone.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 15, 2016 08:22 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 15, 2016 08:22 AM (iONHu)
Have to frame the issue, you know.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 15, 2016 08:23 AM (0x8gy)
"Unsuitable for civilian use". Right. Most popular platform evah!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2016 08:24 AM (Oqufv)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2016 08:24 AM (Oqufv)
In a way, I'm kinda impressed by how the left keeps coming up with new arguments against guns. None of them stand up to any scrutiny, but they really know how to keep pumping those objections out.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 15, 2016 08:26 AM (0x8gy)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 15, 2016 08:27 AM (0x8gy)
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2016 08:27 AM (B48dK)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 15, 2016 08:29 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 15, 2016 08:31 AM (NeFrd)
My goodness, that hell smells fresh today !
None for me, thanks, I'll have coffee and a slice of that apricot pie.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 15, 2016 08:31 AM (gUoN4)
http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/231502/
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2016 08:31 AM (B48dK)
Commonwealth vs Caetano is going to make that opinion that the evil nature of an AR-15 platform is recognized, very difficult to withstand scrutiny
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 15, 2016 08:32 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 15, 2016 08:32 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2016 08:27 AM (B48dK)
Meantime our side thinks playing by the rules is what matters.
The game is rigged. The Left takes advantage of this.
Posted by: @votermom at April 15, 2016 08:33 AM (nbrY/)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 15, 2016 08:34 AM (NeFrd)
That's how they win on pretty much everything they want.
They do not accept no for an answer.
They keep moving the ball forward until they've scored the goal.
Hey I wonder how Merrick Garland feels about what this judge did?
Posted by: Kreplach at April 15, 2016 08:34 AM (cndiN)
The Who?"
Shut it down...it's over right there.
Seamus, please come to the window and collect your winnings.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 15, 2016 08:35 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at April 15, 2016 08:36 AM (I0sxh)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2016 08:36 AM (bzd8I)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 15, 2016 08:36 AM (0IhFx)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 15, 2016 08:36 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at April 15, 2016 08:37 AM (sOhww)
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 15, 2016 08:37 AM (326rv)
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2016 08:27 AM (B48dK)
Meantime our side thinks playing by the rules is what matters.
The game is rigged. The Left takes advantage of this.
Posted by: @votermom
80 million legal gun owners
200 million legally owned guns
12 trillion rounds of ammunition
If we were the fucking problem, you'd know it!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2016 08:37 AM (Oqufv)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 15, 2016 08:37 AM (2cS/G)
Heh, yeah, Koskinen says a flat tax would save the IRS a lot of money.
Does anyone actually think he's talking about reducing the size of the IRS? Laying off a few agents, that sort of thing?
He'd just have you do your taxes on a postcard in 10 seconds and mail it in, then the IRS would continue to hire agents, buy office space, and submit budgets that include promotional and cost-of-living pay increases. Then they'd sit at their cubicles all day watching porn.
They'd save money all right . . . maybe on overtime.
Posted by: iforgot at April 15, 2016 08:38 AM (pC96u)
*goes off to find more coffee*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2016 08:36 AM (bzd8I)
You know what comes after more coffee?
More coffee.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 15, 2016 08:38 AM (0x8gy)
Posted by: no good deed at April 15, 2016 08:38 AM (GgxVX)
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2016 08:38 AM (B48dK)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 15, 2016 08:39 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: no good deed at April 15, 2016 08:38 AM (GgxVX)
Maybe the response was, "Holy Buckets, no one will believe me if I don't record this."
Though, knowing nothing about navy protocol, wouldn't it be strange to allow cell phones while on duty?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 15, 2016 08:40 AM (0x8gy)
Pakistani Witness: Sure, let me show you.
Lawyer: I'll rephrase the question.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 15, 2016 08:41 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: no good deed at April 15, 2016 08:41 AM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 15, 2016 08:42 AM (326rv)
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at April 15, 2016 08:37 AM (sOhww
Per mgmt I'm not to drop the Fuck bomb except here. It's ace's house
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2016 08:42 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: steevy
They will stay in that entitled mode, do something stoopid of campus, get shot for it, make the Fb meme, "Play stoopid games, win stoopid prizes".
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2016 08:42 AM (Oqufv)
Posted by: Ace's Freshly Laundered Pants at April 15, 2016 08:42 AM (Z58Xa)
That frat Trump Wall story pisses me off. Or it would if I felt like dwelling on it. Since when did the guy's name become a hate crime in and of itself? That other students (football players?) felt free to rip the wall down without repercussion is a sign of how far we're gone. Imagine a Leftist political display being stolen/vandalized in a college environment, there would be hearings, show trials, emergency "Safe Spaces", etc.
They felt free to do it because they're black.
And I heard on the radio this morning that outside the Dem debate, protestors had an effigy of Teh Donald hanging from a noose. Just imagine if, eh?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2016 08:42 AM (X6fMO)
I would think so. That's why I asked. It was a pretty regular occurrence during the Cold War for Russians to thump reconnaissance over the Med and the Baltic.
Posted by: no good deed at April 15, 2016 08:43 AM (GgxVX)
Posted by: no good deed at April 15, 2016 08:43 AM (GgxVX)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2016 08:24 AM (Oqufv)
In a way, I'm kinda impressed by how the left keeps coming up with
new arguments against guns. None of them stand up to any scrutiny, but
they really know how to keep pumping those objections out.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 15, 2016 08:26 AM
It always makes me laugh when gun grabbers cite US v. Miller to try to say that only the militia have the right to arms. If you actually read the case, Miller lost, not because the court said there's no individual right to bear arms, but because the sawed-off shotgun in question wasn't of a type commonly used by the military, and therefore not protected (apparently missing that whole WWI trench warfare thing, but I digress). So by the court's logic, citizens are permitted to own weapons in common use by the military. Libs' heads tend to explode when I tell them this and ask them to, please, keep citing Miller.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2016 08:44 AM (bzd8I)
And I'd have a pony.
But I don't.
Posted by: Dr_No at April 15, 2016 08:44 AM (bICLx)
The speaker of the houses job is not to shit on the GOP front runner its to make sure the body he leads is in good working order.
He has one fucking job and he's a complete failure at it.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 15, 2016 08:45 AM (cndiN)
Posted by: Kreplach at April 15, 2016 08:46 AM (cndiN)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 15, 2016 08:39 AM
Is it wrong that I saw the link say "bomb explodes in atc Pakistan" and wondered whether the Empress was sending us a warning about Paki food?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2016 08:47 AM (bzd8I)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2016 08:47 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 15, 2016 08:47 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2016 08:44 AM (bzd8I)
In use by the military? I'll take an M-16, with the M-203, please.
I'll be by for the Abram's tank later.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 15, 2016 08:47 AM (0x8gy)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at April 15, 2016 08:36 AM (I0sxh)
Shakespeare was prescient!
Lawyers, can't live with them, and they won't let you live without them!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 15, 2016 08:47 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 15, 2016 08:48 AM (wYnyS)
So I figure supporters of either can probably find that stuff on their own anyway.
Posted by: @votermom at April 15, 2016 08:50 AM (nbrY/)
Gee, and here I thought the F was for Funky. The things you learn on AoS.
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 15, 2016 08:50 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 15, 2016 08:51 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 15, 2016 08:40 AM (0x8gy)
Sailors don't have a safe space unless they have a cell phone and a selfie stick!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 15, 2016 08:51 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2016 08:51 AM (0mRoj)
Next weekend, I'll be spending some time with an aggressive leftist who's always making pronouncements about what people ought to think. So I though I'd respond with, "If you say so."
Posted by: Emmie at April 15, 2016 08:52 AM (rRHdN)
Leslie Van Houten is an excellent example of what can happen if you take a good hard look at your past misdeeds and attempt to understand how you came to commit them. She's shown that it is possible to turn yourself and your life around. That's why she should stay behind bars, showing the other criminals how it's done and how much you lose when you force death on someone else.
Posted by: iforgot at April 15, 2016 08:52 AM (pC96u)
Not for the same cause, no.
Posted by: Bigby's Happy Funball Taunting Hands at April 15, 2016 08:52 AM (3ZtZW)
One of the few aircraft which were so loud that you could actually hear them in the Berthing Compartment of a Knox class Frigate at sea.
And they were slow enough that you could rush topside and actually see them circling, or overflying the ship.
Most of the fighters were so fast that you actually really only got a "Thump" sound, and they were gone.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 15, 2016 08:53 AM (ptqRm)
Jerry Brown still has to approve the parole. Van Houten still minimizes her involvement. She did more than hold the woman down and there is no proof that the poor victim was dead when she stabbed her.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 15, 2016 08:54 AM (iQIUe)
On the mass strikes thing: We'll see more of this, on the left and eventually right, too.
Not for the same cause, no.
Posted by: Bigby's Happy Funball Taunting Hands at April 15, 2016 08:52 AM (3ZtZW)
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Okay, spoil it for me. What is the right going to strike for?
Posted by: iforgot at April 15, 2016 08:54 AM (pC96u)
Posted by: Drunk Michelle Fields at April 15, 2016 08:55 AM (10hEu)
Oh man. Did I miss another pony giveaway?
I can give you a good deal on a stallion.
Only slightly used.
Posted by: Catherine the Great at April 15, 2016 08:55 AM (X6fMO)
One of youz youts should volunteer to tell her that the EU - just today - is considering moving troops to Libya to help stabilize "the chaotic country".
I think she must mean all of the people her actions in that country caused to escape that country and put pressure on Europe.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at April 15, 2016 08:55 AM (4ng05)
Posted by: Emmie at April 15, 2016 08:56 AM (rRHdN)
The Bottom Feeders
Frick And Frack
Less Than Other
Sanctimonious Bullshit
The Gubernatorial Gasbags
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2016 08:56 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
As to her, we have only her word and that of her lawyer. We don't have any fucking clue as to who and what she really is, beyond that fact that she happily joined in a brutal, group murder. She's a known menace; she should stay in prison.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 15, 2016 08:57 AM (326rv)
What the illiterate idiots protesting do not understand is that '15' is the actual number of jobs that will remain at their McDonalds store after the minimum wage hike.
Good (late) morning, folks.
Posted by: Mortimer at April 15, 2016 08:57 AM (Iz75+)
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 15, 2016 08:57 AM (326rv)
Since it's now ok to deem anything Trump = racist, we really need to do the same with Bernie.
Associate him with something so offensive we get triggered just seeing his name.
What should it be?
Posted by: @votermom at April 15, 2016 08:58 AM (nbrY/)
They kind of helped themselves. ...to our embassy and staff.
Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2016 08:58 AM (yddCj)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 15, 2016 08:58 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: no good deed at April 15, 2016 08:58 AM (GgxVX)
I had never been to that site before.
A second shower may be in order.
Posted by: Mortimer at April 15, 2016 08:58 AM (Iz75+)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/nl2pfmg
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2016 08:59 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2016 08:59 AM (yddCj)
Since it's now ok to deem anything Trump = racist, we really need to do the same with Bernie.
Associate him with something so offensive we get triggered just seeing his name.
What should it be?
Posted by: @votermom
Free shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2016 08:59 AM (Oqufv)
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I was going to say Depends? But then I thought that could apply to Shrillary as well.
I need moar coffee.
Posted by: Old Blue at April 15, 2016 08:59 AM (9iR5/)
I would think so. That's why I asked. It was a pretty regular
occurrence during the Cold War for Russians to thump reconnaissance over
the Med and the Baltic.
.
.
.
.It was most likely the Duty Photographer which these days is a collateral duty for someone as there are no more Photographers Mates in the Navy.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 15, 2016 09:00 AM (iONHu)
A second shower may be in order.
Posted by: Mortimer at April 15, 2016 08:58 AM (Iz75+)
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I shower my liver twice an hour
Posted by: Drunk Michelle Fields at April 15, 2016 09:00 AM (10hEu)
http://tinyurl.com/z3yu3dp
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 15, 2016 09:00 AM (wYnyS)
Wouldn't traps & poison work?
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Sure, if you dont mind killing the pet cats and dogs and the large feral cat population in Rome.
Romans feed the feral cats because: "during war the cats fed us; now we feed the cats." Sounds better in Italian but you get it.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 15, 2016 09:00 AM (iQIUe)
http://tinyurl.com/z3yu3dp
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 15, 2016 09:00 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Emmie at April 15, 2016 08:56 AM (rRHdN)
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Oh ok. One was a link to an op-ed in wsj yesterday, the other was a video of donors being rude f-ks at a dinner fund raising.
Posted by: @votermom at April 15, 2016 09:00 AM (nbrY/)
Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2016 08:59 AM (yddCj)
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Surlys? I thought those were only at 7-11
*hic*
Posted by: Drunk Michelle Fields at April 15, 2016 09:01 AM (10hEu)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 15, 2016 09:01 AM (NeFrd)
"The rivalry that once centered on wonkish policy disagreements..."
Wonkish?. They make it sound like the Dems are interested in tweeking a deduction or SS cost of living adjustment. These two, and Dems in general, want to turn turn society on it's head. Bernie openly call for a revolution. revolution. Example: Deciding homosexual union is the same as marriage or flooding the country with millions of third world immigrant are not "wonkish" policy positions.
Posted by: Ripley at April 15, 2016 09:01 AM (1BQGO)
Thank you. I have no idea how the navy does stuff like that. The airframe I worked on in the AF was basically a SCIF at one point. So, photography was out.
Posted by: no good deed at April 15, 2016 09:02 AM (GgxVX)
I feel better about our inclusive military training and diversity programs already:
http://tinyurl.com/z3yu3dp
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 15, 2016 09:00 AM (wYnyS)
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No. No. Can't click. It's enough that our military is committing resources to the number one problem facing America, global warming.
Posted by: iforgot at April 15, 2016 09:02 AM (pC96u)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 15, 2016 09:02 AM (dpnZC)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2016 08:59 AM (Oqufv)
Not triggering enough.
Something the Lefties would have to pretzel twist to defend.
Posted by: @votermom at April 15, 2016 09:02 AM (nbrY/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2016 09:03 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Fritz at April 15, 2016 09:04 AM (UzPAd)
Feline flambe, Petunia pate, Rascal roast, etc.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2016 09:04 AM (Oqufv)
Associate him with something so offensive we get triggered just seeing his name.
Hrm. His hard-on for the Soviet Union and fervent desire to bring it all home probably only triggers us old people.
Posted by: HR--Gruß aus der Türkei at April 15, 2016 09:04 AM (d1RNN)
So Lewandowski says he tried to speak to Fields afterwards, called her, and she never called back.
One thing the Lewandowski haters could never explain is why would he intentionally hurt her? To back that lame theory, they had to demonize him which was bullshit. It was another way to demonize Trump, which is also bullshite.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 15, 2016 09:04 AM (iQIUe)
"You might say there's a little bit of Uter in all of us."
Every time I read "Van Houten" I think of Milhouse.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at April 15, 2016 09:05 AM (d1RNN)
Posted by: Fritz at April 15, 2016 09:06 AM (UzPAd)
Thank you. I have no idea how the navy does stuff like that. The
airframe I worked on in the AF was basically a SCIF at one point. So,
photography was out.
.
.
.
.
.You knew the Russkies were getting frisky when your heard the CO call for the Duty Photographer to report to the Bridge over the 1MC.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 15, 2016 09:07 AM (iONHu)
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I'm looking at it in regards to how this elections cycle is playing out, and how it is demoralizing some segments of the voting population.
Scott Adams got me on this line, FWIW. He wrote that in Iran you can vote for anybody you like as long as they've been cleared by the Ayatollah. Which is something we call Dictatorship. And now we're seeing both Parties are actually fairly Iranian-style themselves.
So, I don't know the particular match for that fuse, but the fuse is being laid now, IMO.
Posted by: Bigby's Happy Funball Taunting Hands at April 15, 2016 09:07 AM (3ZtZW)
Time for another harshly worded tweet, I bet.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2016 09:07 AM (gyKtp)
I mended your sock. Try this...it might work from your end.
HR--Gru#223; aus der T#252;rkei
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2016 09:08 AM (Zu3d9)
Got it. Pics or it didn't happen. LOL
Posted by: no good deed at April 15, 2016 09:08 AM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Bigby's Happy Funball Taunting Hands at April 15, 2016 09:08 AM (3ZtZW)
Make. It. Burn.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2016 09:09 AM (Oqufv)
Men: here's a guide on how to behave around your partner when she's on her period
http://goo.gl/hrQ7fp
heh heh heh...
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 15, 2016 09:09 AM (iQIUe)
I really want to eat at a McDonald's that has cut costs enough to pay for a $15/hour surly retard
Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2016 08:59 AM (yddCj)
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You'll be served by nice, polite machines. The food will be prepared by robots that can't spit or piss on anything. The people cleaning the floors, tables, and restrooms won't speak enough English to be surly.
Posted by: iforgot at April 15, 2016 09:09 AM (pC96u)
What should it be?
@votermom
"Nice, Old , Socialist Uncle Bernie" let the mask slip quite a bit last night.
He believes that the state must be mobilized to save us all from global warming and would likely ban most power sources beyond wind, sun and rubbing two sticks together.
Bernie is ostensibly a socialist/commie but he took a bit of a totalitarian turn lat night. If fascism is the belief that the state must constantly act to defeat it's "global enemies" aka nuclear power, climate fluctuation, and oil and that any extreme measure is acceptable in that fight. then Bernie certainly went there.
The red was surfacing so visibly at the debate that all he needed was a yellow hammer and sickle on his forehead and he could have flown himself as the Soviet flag.
Posted by: Mortimer at April 15, 2016 09:09 AM (Iz75+)
Posted by: HR--Gru#223; aus der T#252;rkei at April 15, 2016 09:09 AM (d1RNN)
Posted by: HR--Gruss aus der Tuerkei at April 15, 2016 09:10 AM (d1RNN)
Posted by: Roof Koreans at April 15, 2016 09:11 AM (bzd8I)
Posted by: Squeaky Fromme at April 15, 2016 09:11 AM (gwG9s)
http://www.mirror.co.uk/science/nasa-takes-facebook-shut-down-7756979
George Orwell wins again
Posted by: @votermom at April 15, 2016 09:11 AM (nbrY/)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2016 09:12 AM (Zu3d9)
Gee, and here I thought the F was for Funky. The things you learn on AoS.
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 15, 2016 08:50 AM (wYnyS
Obama, That Funky Guy? Well, if he had any moves perhaps!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2016 09:12 AM (voOPb)
Que?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2016 09:12 AM (Oqufv)
Good news. You all now make $15/hr.
Assembled Crew:
Yay!
McDucks franchise owner:
Now for the bad news. Since the profit margin is so slim, I have to fire about half of you in order to make a profit.
Assembled Crew:
What?!?!
Posted by: Old Blue at April 15, 2016 09:12 AM (9iR5/)
During our two tours of duty in Gaeta Italy, we somehow managed to acquire four rescue kittens.
Two of which quite literally grew up feral in the back alleys behind our home.
While the Italians do have a large feral cat population, for the most part they look at them exactly like most Americans look at farm/barn cats.
They serve a purpose, and we sometimes feed them.
The Vet?
Not likely.
Unfortunately, we are now down to one surviving Italian Kitty, who is getting on to about 14 years old.
She dotes on Mrs VIA, and will sit next to her an the chair all day long if possible.
But to this day, neither of us can hold and pick her up. Bringing the four of them to the US on a PCS move was quite the challenge.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 15, 2016 09:13 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 15, 2016 08:57 AM (326rv)
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I dont care if she has rehabilitated or not. Prison is for punishment. She was sentenced to death and lucked out when the law was struck down. There was no lwop on the books at the time so her sentence was changed to life with the possibility of parole. Calif use to be really tough on crime -- event he donks. Now the fad is to let every one out of prison and decrease sentences. Ridiculous.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 15, 2016 09:13 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 15, 2016 09:14 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: HR--Gruß aus der Türkei at April 15, 2016 09:04 AM (d1RNN)
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I see all the funny characters I'm supposed to see.
Posted by: iforgot at April 15, 2016 09:14 AM (pC96u)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 15, 2016 09:14 AM (0O7c5)
I really want to eat at a McDonald's that has cut costs enough to pay for a $15/hour surly retard
Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2016 08:59 AM (yddCj)
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You'll be served by nice, polite machines. The food will be prepared by robots that can't spit or piss on anything. The people cleaning the floors, tables, and restrooms won't speak enough English to be surly.
Posted by: iforgot at April 15, 2016 09:09 AM (pC96u
Plus robots will wash their hands. If I had kids looking for careers now I would suggest learning automation service, installation, repair and sales.
Little Mo or Juan aren't going to know how to fix the new McDonalds/Binford 5000XL burger flipper.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2016 09:14 AM (voOPb)
And yet, if he someone snakes the nomination from Hillary, he'll win the general.
Posted by: GMan at April 15, 2016 09:14 AM (sxq57)
Bill Ayers did just retire, so I know there's a job opening available in Chicago.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2016 09:15 AM (gyKtp)
http://portcanaveralwebcam.com/
Yesterday at NASASpaceflight.com, a commenter said, "My wife is addicted to the EagleCam. Now I'm addicted to the FalconCam."
Posted by: rickl at April 15, 2016 09:15 AM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 15, 2016 09:13 AM (iQIUe)
But, but, COMPASSION!
*eye roll*
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 15, 2016 09:15 AM (0x8gy)
Posted by: HR--Gru aus der Trkei at April 15, 2016 09:04 AM (d1RNN)
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I see all the funny characters I'm supposed to see.
Posted by: iforgot at April 15, 2016 09:14 AM (pC96u)
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Well, they were funny when I posted that. I guess you had to be there.
Posted by: iforgot at April 15, 2016 09:15 AM (pC96u)
Fellini
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 15, 2016 09:14 AM (NeFrd)
Lol
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2016 09:15 AM (voOPb)
Men: here's a guide on how to behave around your partner when she's on her period
http://goo.gl/hrQ7fp
heh heh heh...
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 15, 2016 09:09 AM (iQIUe)
Let me guess...total pass for women using their periods as an excuse to be megabitches from hell - way more than usual - and men need to understaaaaaand their partner while being verbally and emotionally abused.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2016 09:15 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 15, 2016 09:16 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2016 09:14 AM (voOPb)
***
A wise career choice, indeed.
And don't forget Bladerunners - we'll be needing those before too long.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2016 09:16 AM (lutOX)
Leslie is getting out?
Bill Ayers did just retire, so I know there's a job opening available in Chicago.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2016 09:15 AM (gyKtp)
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It's still up to Jerry Brown. I'm actually not so sure he'll let her go. He's old enough to remember that crime.
Posted by: iforgot at April 15, 2016 09:17 AM (pC96u)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2016 09:17 AM (Zu3d9)
If Hillary or Bernie wins, I'm taking my ball and going home. I will not send my husband off to foreign lands for the Free Shit Army. I really am starting to loathe my countrymen. The bleeding hearts who want to indenture my children for free tampons piss me off the most.
Posted by: no good deed at April 15, 2016 09:17 AM (GgxVX)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2016 09:18 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 15, 2016 09:13 AM (ptqRm)
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Must be a common trait of feral cats. On goatslive every time I see the farmer's wife, their feral cat is right next or rubbing against her but he wont allow her to pick him up. Sleeps in doors, too.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 15, 2016 09:18 AM (iQIUe)
133 109
Men: here's a guide on how to behave around your partner when she's on her period
http://goo.gl/hrQ7fp
heh heh heh...
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 15, 2016 09:09 AM (iQIUe)
Let me guess...total pass for women using their periods as an excuse to be megabitches from hell - way more than usual - and men need to understaaaaaand their partner while being verbally and emotionally abused.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2016 09:15 AM (0mRoj)
Rule Two: Communicate effectively
FFS you can't do that when they aren't ragging.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2016 09:18 AM (voOPb)
I can sniff replicants out in seven questions.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2016 09:18 AM (Oqufv)
I can sniff replicants out in seven questions.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2016 09:18 AM (Oqufv)
I can sniff out a replicant in six questions!
NAME! THAT! REPLICANT!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2016 09:19 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: HR--Gruss aus der Tuerkei at April 15, 2016 09:20 AM (d1RNN)
And yet, if he someone snakes the nomination from Hillary, he'll win the general.
Posted by: GMan at April 15, 2016 09:14 AM (sxq57)
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I'm going with the conventional wisdom that when Hillary gets snaked, some not-Bernie of Obama's choice will be the nominee.
Posted by: iforgot at April 15, 2016 09:20 AM (pC96u)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2016 09:15 AM (0mRoj)
Rule Two: Communicate effectively
FFS you can't do that when they aren't ragging.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2016 09:18 AM (voOPb)
Truth.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2016 09:21 AM (0mRoj)
Oh, what to do?!?!
http://tinyurl.com/ztq8m2k
Posted by: MTF at April 15, 2016 09:21 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2016 09:21 AM (voOPb)
Finally I'm funny!
Posted by: HR--Gruss aus der Tuerkei at April 15, 2016 09:20 AM (d1RNN)
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Really, I saw that funny fat S, and two dots over the "u" in Tuerkei. Whatever you did then worked just fine.
Posted by: iforgot at April 15, 2016 09:21 AM (pC96u)
360 burgers/hour.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2016 09:17 AM (Zu3d9)
***
Juan Henry was a burger-flippin' man
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2016 09:22 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Bigby's Happy Funball Taunting Hands at April 15, 2016 09:23 AM (3ZtZW)
Here's a shocker. It seems ObamaCare is completely unsustainable. Insurers are worried that their access to government money and a risk-free business model won't be enough to keep them in new golf clubs and margarita mix. taxing the near poor and the almost-middle-class may be required.
Oh, what to do?!?!
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Insurers: "losses from ObamaCare are unsustainable"
Obama: "You say that like it's a bad thing."
Posted by: iforgot at April 15, 2016 09:23 AM (pC96u)
360 burgers/hour.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2016 09:17 AM (Zu3d9)
***
Juan Henry was a burger-flippin' man
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2016 09:22 AM (lutOX)
He laid down his spatula and died, Lawd Lawd
He laid down his spatula and died.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2016 09:24 AM (0mRoj)
http://tinyurl.com/hu857j7
Those Gulfstream 4s sure do look comfy.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2016 09:25 AM (gyKtp)
The Millenials would come out in force if Bernie gets the nom in 2016. If he doesn't, they will come out in force in 2020. The thunderous cheers and applause last night for Bernie's vision of a boot stamping on a human face forever were nauseating and terrifying.
This latest batch of pseudo-Americans WANT communism. Badly.
2016's election will simply delay the inevitable takeover by a generation of spoiled booger-eaters that can't deal with their female partner's menstrual period without being instructed in a webzine to formulate a "plan".
Posted by: Mortimer at April 15, 2016 09:25 AM (Iz75+)
I actually am a bit shocked that something with his name on it worked as he intended it work. I got used to him having the Merde Touch.
Posted by: HR--Gruss aus der Tuerkei at April 15, 2016 09:25 AM (d1RNN)
http://tinyurl.com/hu857j7
Those Gulfstream 4s sure do look comfy.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2016 09:25 AM (gyKtp)
A trebuchet would be cheaper.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2016 09:25 AM (0mRoj)
360 burgers/hour.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2016 09:17 AM (Zu3d9)
***
Given demography, we need to pour R&D into automated taco production.
And the bathrooms can be dymaxion house style units - single stainless steel forgings. after each use. the door locks, and the whole thing is flooded with disinfectant and then vented.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2016 09:25 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Sara Jane Moore at April 15, 2016 09:26 AM (gwG9s)
I can sniff replicants out in seven questions.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2016 09:18 AM (Oqufv)
What's a tortoise?
Posted by: Mortimer at April 15, 2016 09:27 AM (Iz75+)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 15, 2016 09:27 AM (iQIUe)
I won't eat at Mickey Dees because they've been culturally appropriated and I ain't lovin' it.
Posted by: Fritz at April 15, 2016 09:27 AM (UzPAd)
Exactly. It's exactly like Obama back in 08. This guy gets the nom he wins. Hillary is beatable.
Watch when the DNC realizes this and those superdelegates flip.
Posted by: GMan at April 15, 2016 09:28 AM (sxq57)
I actually am a bit shocked that something with his name on it worked as he intended it work. I got used to him having the Merde Touch.
Posted by: HR--Gruss aus der Tuerkei at April 15, 2016 09:25 AM (d1RNN)
It only works because it's SUPPOSED to turn things to shit.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2016 09:28 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: HR--Gruss aus der Tuerkei at April 15, 2016 09:28 AM (d1RNN)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2016 09:22 AM (lutOX)
He laid down his spatula and died, Lawd Lawd
He laid down his spatula and died.
♪ Hang down your spatula, Tom Dooley
Hang down your spatula and cry
Hang down your spatula, Tom Dooley
Poor boy, you're bound to die ♪
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2016 09:28 AM (Oqufv)
Posted by: Mortimer at April 15, 2016 09:27 AM (Iz75+)
***
Do you know what a turtle is, Leon? Same thing.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2016 09:29 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Hillary! at April 15, 2016 09:29 AM (0mRoj)
http://tinyurl.com/hu857j7
Those Gulfstream 4s sure do look comfy.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2016 09:25 AM (gyKtp)
A trebuchet would be cheaper.
C130 sans chutes. Standing room only. Lower ramp, 70 degree climb.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2016 09:30 AM (Oqufv)
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 15, 2016 09:30 AM (wYnyS)
Some people call me SJ Wanker
Some call me the Tranny of Gov
Some people call me Barack
Cuz Reggie fits me like a glove
I'm a Blamer
I'm a Shamer
I'm a Gamer
And a Race Baiter
I play golf instead of work
I'm the Joker
I'm a smoker
Still a fried-brain toker
I'll burn the world around you jerks
(Kazoo solo)
Posted by: Pre-Zombie Steve Miller at April 15, 2016 09:31 AM (2rmvw)
Bear that in mind Illinois voters. New Hampshire voters. Ohio voters. Democrats have destroyed the economy and all our alliances and now, brazenly, they explicitly are threatening the court.
Posted by: MTF at April 15, 2016 09:31 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Mortimer at April 15, 2016 09:31 AM (Iz75+)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at April 15, 2016 09:32 AM (3Mimg)
I wants to know what are we payin' per day for the muz orphans and chirren we be importin', yo!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 15, 2016 09:32 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2016 09:32 AM (bzd8I)
Hurray! A massive increase in the underclass!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2016 09:33 AM (lutOX)
Dan Jones: 'Henry VIII wasn't the monster we all think he was'
http://goo.gl/OPHhIj
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Yes, he was. Unless you dont call executing people on phony charges so you can steal their stuff, executing people for wanting to read the Bible, executing/threatening with execution or banishing, your wives so you can marry some hottie, being a monster, starting unnecessary wars, taxing people into poverty, etc...
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 15, 2016 09:33 AM (iQIUe)
suspect Obama would have told East Germany to keep up that wall.
He might be an idiot
Posted by: Northernlurker, muzungo at April 15, 2016 09:34 AM (4rzL1)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 15, 2016 09:34 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2016 09:34 AM (Zu3d9)
executing people for wanting to read the Bible, executing/threatening
with execution or banishing, your wives so you can marry some hottie,
being a monster, starting unnecessary wars, taxing people into poverty
I think you just made a case that Henry VIII may actually have been a secretly-converted Mohammedan.
You could probably sell this to the History Channel.
Posted by: HR--Gruss aus der Tuerkei at April 15, 2016 09:37 AM (d1RNN)
^^^ Reads like a composite of most Dem politicians
Posted by: McCool at April 15, 2016 09:37 AM (nCSwS)
FFS you can't do that when they aren't ragging.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2016 09:18 AM (voOPb)
Truth.
Posted by: Insomniac
THIS IS TOTALLY UNTRUE!!!!
Posted by: Drudge getting in touch with his feminine side at April 15, 2016 09:38 AM (326rv)
http://tinyurl.com/gq6yj9g
Posted by: MTF at April 15, 2016 09:39 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2016 09:28 AM (Oqufv)
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Poor boy, you're bound to FRY!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 15, 2016 09:39 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 15, 2016 09:40 AM (NeFrd)
Associate him with something so offensive we get triggered just seeing his name.
What should it be?
Posted by: @votermom at April 15, 2016 08:58 AM (nbrY/)
Nah. Just buy a bunch of Hillary bumberstickers and slip them under the wind-shield wipers of cars with Bernie16 stickers, with a note saying,
"for the general, now that you gotten that out of your system"
Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2016 09:41 AM (TVASf)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 15, 2016 09:39 AM (iQIUe)
Poorboy, you are going to be served with cole-slaw and a side of hush-puppies
Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2016 09:43 AM (TVASf)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2016 09:43 AM (V/InG)
Men: here's a guide on how to behave around your partner when she's on her period
Dolly Parton already covered it with "PMS Blues:"
https://goo.gl/QmemgJ
Posted by: Catherine the Great at April 15, 2016 09:43 AM (X6fMO)
*****
That would be a cata-tonic
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 15, 2016 09:34 AM
*golf clap*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 15, 2016 09:43 AM (bzd8I)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2016 09:44 AM (Oqufv)
I'll tell to you no lies
You've brought me here to kill me
Would you like that with fries?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 15, 2016 09:44 AM (xq1UY)
End result? More unemployment for low-skilled and/or otherwise marginal workers, yet another up-tick in illegal immigration, with greater efficiency in the surviving enterprises. Hopefully, the economy will be robust enough to support the parasites for a little while longer.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2016 09:45 AM (lutOX)
Hurray! A massive increase in the underclass!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2016 09:33 AM (lute)
This is, of course, the craziest thing about encouraging the flood of illegal aliens by Our Betters.
These jobs won't exist in a few years.
They are creating a YUUUGE welfare underclass to eat up the wealth of the middle class through taxes.
Kind of the double squeeze- the Our Betters disenfranchising those middle class individuals who work hard in college or at their job and find those jobs taken by an imported H1B.
The Dims and GOPe appear to be forcing America's demographics toward a 3rd World appearance with a thick class of wealthy oligarchs and a thick slice of underclass-
surrounding a thin little layer of middle class margarine.
Can this really be their endgame?
If so, WTF?
Posted by: naturalfake at April 15, 2016 09:45 AM (2rmvw)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2016 09:45 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: HR--Gruss aus der Tuerkei at April 15, 2016 09:46 AM (d1RNN)
Makes sense that they're trying to legitimize that kind of behavior .... it sounds like the democrat platform, which the republican majority will be unable to prevent.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 15, 2016 09:46 AM (gUoN4)
He held down two jobs every day
He made 15 bucks on the West Virginia line
And you oughtta seen John Hardy gettin' his pay, Lord, Lord
You oughtta seen John Hardy gettin' his pay.
/Doc Watson
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 15, 2016 09:47 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2016 09:48 AM (zOTsN)
a franchise for to found
I met a lovely maiden there
flipping a quarter-pound
And though the subsequent events
Could sure have turned out better
I love my pretty Flora:
Special orders didn't upset her.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 15, 2016 09:48 AM (xq1UY)
So Lewandowski says he tried to speak to Fields afterwards, called her, and she never called back.
One thing the Lewandowski haters could never explain is why would he intentionally hurt her? To back that lame theory, they had to demonize him which was bullshit. It was another way to demonize Trump, which is also bullshite.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 15, 2016 09:04 AM (iQIUe)
Do you know how hard it is to answer a phone with a hook?
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 15, 2016 09:48 AM (10hEu)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2016 09:49 AM (1xUj/)
So Lewandowski says he tried to speak to Fields afterwards, called her, and she never called back.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 15, 2016 09:04 AM (iQIUe)
I texted him back over a *dozen* different emojis that night
WWHHHAAAA
Posted by: Drunk Michelle Fields at April 15, 2016 09:49 AM (10hEu)
***
Yep. Oligarchical, sort of like Brazil, but without the hot chicks.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2016 09:49 AM (lutOX)
FFS you can't do that when they aren't ragging.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2016 09:18 AM (voOPb)
I saw that section title and decided this article is nonsense. Of course it is written by a woman. Advice to any man who doesn't know, disappearing during that time is wise advice. There is nothing...NOTHING you can do during that time. Being nice at best gets you crying, lots of crying. Or it gets you yelled at because you did it all wrong. Honesty is a ticket to nuclear warfare.
Best move, shut up, do what needs done, avoid being around, and ignore the rampages.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at April 15, 2016 09:50 AM (n2GmV)
Could sure have turned out better
I love my pretty Flora:
Special orders didn't upset her.
Posted by: Stringer Davis
******
Nice!!!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 15, 2016 09:51 AM (NeFrd)
So Lewandowski says he tried to speak to Fields afterwards, called her, and she never called back.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 15, 2016 09:04 AM (iQIUe)
I texted him back over a *dozen* different emojis that night
WWHHHAAAA
Posted by: Drunk Michelle Fields at April 15, 2016 09:49 AM (10hEu)
Wrong number sugartits. And now my wife is pissed!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2016 09:51 AM (Oqufv)
Sittin' on his Mama's knee
He said, "Gimme that spatula
And some hamburger to fry
Gonna make the world's first
Double meat and cheese
Make the first Double Meat and Cheese
Posted by: naturalfake at April 15, 2016 09:51 AM (2rmvw)
We need a cat themed bar with all cat drinks.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 15, 2016 09:52 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 15, 2016 09:52 AM (5IbVn)
Posted by: Mortimer at April 15, 2016 09:31 AM (Iz75+)
I'll have to check with the Sorcerer's Guild and get back to you!
To be honest, I'm never sure it will work myself.
So this is what I think works (partially derived from
http://www.unicodetools.com/unicode/convert-to-html.php
and I can't remember the Moron that posted this link, but it wasn't me!
1.Pale Moon, would probably work in FF ,
2.run with noscript add-on enabled,
3.allow ace.mu.nu, but be sure you have javascript OFF
4.Do not allow mu.nu
5.Go to word or openoffice and find the character you want to insert here under >insert special character and read off the unicode equivalent of that character. It will look like
(all characters inside the brackets but with all spaces removed)
6. Et Voilà
7. Profit!
If you're serious about the money, hit Ace's tip jar!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 15, 2016 09:53 AM (wYnyS)
surrounding a thin little layer of middle class margarine.
Can this really be their endgame?
If so, WTF?
Posted by: naturalfake
Look at this through their prism.
Every time one of these these things rears its ugly head, they have choices. Do they handle it in a responsible, sane, dispassionate way, or act out of self interest and bias?
We keep seeing 'policy makers' opting for the latter.
What they do doesn't effect them directly, it assuages their vanities, and they will NOT be held responsible.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 15, 2016 09:53 AM (326rv)
Gestern bin ich in Germany eingeschlafen. Heute habe ich in der Tuerkei aufgeweckt. Wahnsinn.
https://twitter.com/tagesschau/status/720955935032811520
Posted by: HR--Gruss aus der Tuerkei at April 15, 2016 09:54 AM (d1RNN)
Sanders / Van Houten 2016!
Posted by: Roy at April 15, 2016 09:54 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2016 09:54 AM (Zu3d9)
Teflon...
Posted by: Apostate at April 15, 2016 09:54 AM (9F0iz)
She should rot in prison. Her soul is between her and God. Her body was forfeit when she took another's life. And yes even if she didn't hold the knife she acted in concert with the murderers, her culpability is the same as theirs
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2016 09:54 AM (zOTsN)
(h/t Insty):http://reason.com/blog/2016/04/12/another-sexual-assault-in-service-of-the
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2016 09:55 AM (gyKtp)
With burns on my hands and stains on me clothes
My attitude's dark, my countenance dour
And soon you will pay me my fifteen an hour
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 15, 2016 09:55 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 15, 2016 09:55 AM (5IbVn)
Posted by: HR--Gruss aus der Tuerkei at April 15, 2016 09:55 AM (d1RNN)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2016 09:49 AM (lute)
Well, to be fair, we will have a lot more of those
women who shop at Walmart riding around on Rascals and wearing yoga pants...
So, we got that working for us.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 15, 2016 09:56 AM (2rmvw)
That's what I mean by I think I know how to do this.
5.Go to word or openoffice and find the character you want to insert here under >insert special character and read off the unicode equivalent of that character. It will look like
- & # 2 5 2 ; - (all characters between the - but with all spaces removed)
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 15, 2016 09:56 AM (wYnyS)
Bye Germany...been nice knowing ya...well maybe not
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2016 09:56 AM (V/InG)
This latest batch of pseudo-Americans WANT communism. Badly.
Posted by: Mortimer at April 15, 2016 09:25 AM (Iz75+)
The one thing I'm ALMOST looking forward to is the look on their faces when the millennials learn about how every commie regime in history has been implacably hostile towards homosexuality, making it a crime punishable by long terms in the gulags.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 15, 2016 09:56 AM (czS3x)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2016 09:57 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2016 09:58 AM (zOTsN)
With burns on my hands and stains on me clothes
My attitude's dark, my countenance dour
And soon you will pay me my fifteen an hour
Your pay, no concern to me, werd
For soon you'll be free, free as a bird!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2016 09:58 AM (Oqufv)
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Huh. I wonder how they'll feel when they get it. Good and hard.
Posted by: Old Blue at April 15, 2016 09:58 AM (9iR5/)
Du bist in der Tuerkei? Warum und weswegen und wie findest du's?
Gestern bin ich in Germany eingeschlafen. Heute habe ich in der Tuerkei aufgeweckt. Wahnsinn.
https://twitter.com/tagesschau/status/720955935032811520
Posted by: HR--Gruss aus der Tuerkei at April 15, 2016 09:54 AM (d1RNN)
Meh. It's all Greek to me.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 15, 2016 09:59 AM (czS3x)
I'll take "Things That Are Completely Subjective" for 1000 , Alex.
Posted by: Mortimer at April 15, 2016 09:59 AM (Iz75+)
Wrong number sugartits. And now my wife is pissed!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2016 09:51 AM (Oqufv)
YOUR wife? What about MY boyfriend?
How is he going to feel like a man after what Trump & Lewandowski did? Or Allen West? Or the NYPD? or the Occupy Kids?
*whew* Is it hot in here? Or just me? I'll be in my bunk...thinking...about all these strong powerful men I'm going to sue.
Posted by: Drunk Michelle Fields at April 15, 2016 09:59 AM (10hEu)
Jobless claims dropped by 13,000 to 253,000 in the week ended April 9...
The March jobs report, also released earlier this month, showed employers added 215,000 workers to payrolls...
This is a good thing? I know there is not supposed to be any math but could someone help me understand?
Did 38,000 retire?
Posted by: Golfman at April 15, 2016 10:00 AM (jIgQw)
Hope to God we can get a better balance of mirth with the outrage today, it's been a dreary enough week as it is.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 15, 2016 10:00 AM (9krrF)
I spied Captain Ferrell and his money he was countin'.
First I donned me apron, and then me burger flipper.
Sayin' "Stand and deliver for you are a lousy tipper!"
Mush-a-ringum durum da.
Whack fol the daddy-o!
Whack fol the daddy-o!
The tips go in the jar.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 15, 2016 10:00 AM (NeFrd)
Thought I read that he has a home worth over $1 million.
Think, think, think....an insult that would offend socialism-leaning LIVs...
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2016 10:00 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mortimer at April 15, 2016 09:31 AM (Iz75+)
I'll have to check with the Sorcerer's Guild and get back to you!
To be honest, I'm never sure it will work myself, but here's what seems to be a functioning version all in one place.
So this is what I think works (partially derived from
http://www.unicodetools.com/unicode/convert-to-html.php
and I can't remember the Moron that posted this link, but it wasn't me!
Corrrected 15APR2016
1.Pale Moon, would probably work in FF ,
2.run with noscript add-on enabled,
3.allow ace.mu.nu, but be sure you have javascript OFF
4.Do not allow mu.nu
5.Go to word or openoffice and find the character you want to insert here under >insert special character and read off the unicode equivalent of that character. It will look like
- & # 2 5 2 ; - (all characters between the two - but with all spaces removed)
6. Et Voilà
7. Profit!
If you're serious about the money, hit Ace's tip jar!
Posted by: Hrothgar Apprentice Sorcerer at April 15, 2016 10:01 AM (wYnyS)
(Honestly, in this city ALL the highrises are condos; I just don't get it/ But anyway)
The fucking thing will be 30 storeys with - are you ready for this? - NO parking. Part of the city's efforts to get people out of their cars.
Great idea - we've got topography that would challenge a sherpa, and we've got a climate that's simply brutal.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2016 10:02 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 15, 2016 10:00 AM (NeFrd)
I'm thinking you need a couple of whacks with my shillelagh.
Posted by: Zombie Phil Lynott at April 15, 2016 10:02 AM (czS3x)
Thought I read that he has a home worth over $1 million.
Absolutely wrong. He has a million dollar Dacha comrade.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2016 10:03 AM (V/InG)
I haven't been as diligent about reading the Krautish papers lately and have only seen references to that.
That Merkel quote is deeply creepy.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2016 10:03 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2016 10:04 AM (zOTsN)
The fucking thing will be 30 storeys with - are you ready for this? - NO parking. Part of the city's efforts to get people out of their cars.
Great idea - we've got topography that would challenge a sherpa, and we've got a climate that's simply brutal.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2016 10:02 AM (lutOX)
There's always street parking......
Sounds like a job for fearless Parking Superhero Michael Dukakis.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 15, 2016 10:04 AM (czS3x)
Dacha!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 15, 2016 10:05 AM (czS3x)
*
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2016 09:57 AM (Zu3d9)
Hence the disclaimer:
"To be honest, I'm never sure it will work myself."
see 239
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 15, 2016 10:05 AM (wYnyS)
Has me on the run
My destiny
It's on a tasty bun
I was born
A spatula in my hands
Behind this grill
I'll make my final stand, yeah!
And that's why they me
Hamburger Jockey
I can't deny
Ham Hamburger Jockey till the day I die
Until the day I die
Until the day I die
Posted by: naturalfake at April 15, 2016 10:05 AM (2rmvw)
****
Is that what you kids are calling it these days?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 15, 2016 10:05 AM (NeFrd)
parking. Part of the city's efforts to get people out of their cars.
That is INSANE. I have lived outside of Boston, where parking is scarce and people can be really down and dirty about getting and keeping "their" space.
Recipe for disaster.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2016 10:05 AM (NOIQH)
Thanks!
If you're serious about the money, hit Ace's tip jar!
I cancelled Paypal. I guess I can still send money to an account though.
Posted by: Mortimer at April 15, 2016 10:06 AM (Iz75+)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 15, 2016 09:55 AM (5IbVn)
Tomorrow? Is that when my arm will finally grow back?
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 15, 2016 10:06 AM (10hEu)
parking. Part of the city's efforts to get people out of their cars.
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That's gonna work well.
Do I really need the sarc tag?
Posted by: Old Blue at April 15, 2016 10:06 AM (9iR5/)
the marketplace will adapt with increased automation (on the legal end)
and with cash under the table (on the illegal end).
End result? More unemployment for low-skilled and/or otherwise
marginal workers, yet another up-tick in illegal immigration, with
greater efficiency in the surviving enterprises. Hopefully, the economy
will be robust enough to support the parasites for a little while
longer.
.
.
.
.It's already doing that at least where I live in Kentucky. We have a tremendous illegal population due to all of the horse and cattle farms around here and most pay their people in cash. They do try and look legitimate because I see ads in the paper for temporary farm workers in the spring, but there aren't many green cards where I live.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 15, 2016 10:07 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: Ohio State Whiner at April 15, 2016 10:07 AM (gwG9s)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2016 10:00 AM (NOIQH) [/]
Only a Socialist Democrat Member of Congress could amass that much money never having worked a day in his life in a productive job!
OTOH, they'd probably be jealous, not enraged!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 15, 2016 10:08 AM (wYnyS)
Great, then leave her there. Because stabbing innocent civilians to death doesn't go over well out here.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2016 10:08 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 15, 2016 10:08 AM (wYnyS)
Mush-a-ringum durum da.
Whack fol the daddy-o!
I'm sure you know it. Let's share with the class:
Oh I'll live at the House of The Ups and Downs
father I'll diddle all day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq1odgsODMU
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 15, 2016 10:08 AM (xq1UY)
1) Always
2) Coming
3) From
4) Take
5) Me
6) Down
Posted by: IrishEi at April 15, 2016 10:09 AM (E6RIJ)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 15, 2016 10:09 AM (4MP1Z)
I didn't drop a single comment on AoS yesterday.
Didn't want that to happen again, so, here's a single comment.
Posted by: mindful webworker - so? at April 15, 2016 10:10 AM (G0G8s)
Would also love to know how much the couple give to charity (I know, he's against charitable organization).
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jouqhoh
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2016 10:10 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2016 10:10 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2016 10:11 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 15, 2016 10:11 AM (9krrF)
I haven't been as diligent about reading the Krautish papers lately and have only seen references to that.
That Merkel quote is deeply creepy.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2016 10:03 AM (1xUj/)
Hey, how about a rough translation for those of us who haven't spoken Hunnish since high school?
Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at April 15, 2016 10:12 AM (uyrlv)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2016 10:12 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2016 10:12 AM (B48dK)
Gestern bin ich in Germany eingeschlafen. Heute habe ich in der Tuerkei aufgeweckt. Wahnsinn.
Uh, translation, please?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2016 10:13 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 15, 2016 10:15 AM (NeFrd)
Gestern bin ich in Germany eingeschlafen. Heute habe ich in der Tuerkei aufgeweckt. Wahnsinn.
Uh, translation, please?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2016 10:13 AM (NOIQH)
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John has a long mustache.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2016 10:15 AM (kTF2Z)
I mean, picture that. Everything had to be done in groups, no individuality or individual attention. Everything shared with strangers. De-emphasis on the family, or the family is more the day care operators than the biological family. No real consequences for bad behavior except a time out, etc.
Posted by: Bigby's Happy Funball Taunting Hands at April 15, 2016 10:17 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 15, 2016 10:17 AM (NeFrd)
Merkel: "Under the rule of law it is not the government's job, but rather that of courts and prosecutors, to balance personal rights and other interests against the freedoms of press and the arts."
It's bland, but in the context of a German getting in trouble for making fun of the Turkish president it's super creepy.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2016 10:18 AM (1xUj/)
Despite "slippery slope", Canada expected to maintain significantly higher life expectancies, even among the tragically suicidal White Conservative NRA Lovin' the Horse by the Spoonful Male demographic.
A 6.2 quake in Japan is called Thursday.
Posted by: Rolf the Public Restroom Tourist at April 15, 2016 10:18 AM (lqeGC)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2016 10:13 AM (NOIQH)
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John has a long mustache.
.
.
.
.The penguins are under the bed, repeat, under the bed. They are not in the refrigerator.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 15, 2016 10:19 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: mindful webworker - flax tat at April 15, 2016 10:19 AM (G0G8s)
***
That's what I've been saying for ages. These kids are communally-raised.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2016 10:19 AM (lutOX)
Here's an English-language story.
http://dw.com/p/1IWNA
This "insulting heads of state is a crime" thing would have filled all the prisons if it had been enforced during the GWB years. Hell, people are still ragging on him like the SCOAMF never happened.
Posted by: HR--Gruss aus der Tuerkei at April 15, 2016 10:20 AM (d1RNN)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2016 10:20 AM (zOTsN)
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So you're saying that this is what we get when the village raises your kid?
Posted by: Old Blue at April 15, 2016 10:20 AM (9iR5/)
Links in Sofia oder bleiben Sie einfach zu hause.
Aver meist, nur bleiben zu hause.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 15, 2016 10:20 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2016 10:22 AM (B48dK)
Well, at least when you let the village idiots do it.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 15, 2016 10:22 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: angela urkel at April 15, 2016 10:23 AM (eJ40K)
They want the same treatment from Germany
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2016 10:23 AM (zOTsN)
Our Barry really is a world-class troll.
Posted by: Fritz at April 15, 2016 10:23 AM (UzPAd)
Ah, but you see, an Austrian understands you.
"You will be made to understand."
--Downfall parody awaits
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 15, 2016 10:24 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Old Blue at April 15, 2016 10:20 AM (9iR5/)
***
Yep. We've got a generation with a sizable chunk who've not formed normal, healthy attachments to family, who are comfortable with institutionalization, and who expect to be cosseted and cared for.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2016 10:24 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2016 10:13 AM (NOIQH)
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John has a long mustache.
.
.
.
.The penguins are under the bed, repeat, under the bed. They are not in the refrigerator.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
THE TITS ARE NOT CALM! THE TITS ARE NOT CALM!
-DRUDGE
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2016 10:24 AM (Oqufv)
It's bland, but in the context of a German getting in trouble for making fun of the Turkish president it's super creepy.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2016 10:18 AM (1xUj/)
So, Merkel is indicating, "Auslander rein"?
(I think I could be put on a register for that comment, too)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2016 10:24 AM (TVASf)
So I guess they will be filled with illegals and others that pay no taxes?
Posted by: Ripley at April 15, 2016 10:25 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2016 10:25 AM (zOTsN)
"You're in Turkey? How do you find it?"
Take a left at Sofia, or just stay home.
But mostly, just stay home.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 15, 2016 10:27 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2016 10:25 AM (zOTsN)
And another example of why they shouldn't be in NATO and in fact are a Trojan horse.
Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at April 15, 2016 10:27 AM (uyrlv)
-
Let's add one other factor. They know nothing of history and believe they are facing unimaginable repression. Whatever uneasantness may have occurred in the past was the fault of racism and imperialism. If we just stop being evil and let people use whichever bathrooms they wish everything will be fine.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 15, 2016 10:27 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2016 10:25 AM (zOTsN)
***
Personnel is policy.
They've exported their people, who brought their habits and ways of thinking with them.
We're seeing that here, too. Only a matter of time.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2016 10:27 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: HH at April 15, 2016 10:28 AM (DrCtv)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 15, 2016 10:28 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 15, 2016 10:29 AM (xq1UY)
Wie findest du es?
Is not "How do you locate it?"
It is "How do you find it?" as in "How do you like it?"
IIANM
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 15, 2016 10:30 AM (NeFrd)
If a maniac buys a frigidaire refrigerator at Sears and drops it on someone's head, surely Sears is more liable than frigidaire for not realizing the risk the man posed.
Posted by: angela urkel at April 15, 2016 10:30 AM (eJ40K)
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 15, 2016 10:31 AM (wYnyS)
Willowed, but if you care...
I have a background loop in my mind that pretty much translates everything into German.
I have a Mad Men t-shirt with the slogan "where the truth lies".
It drives me absolutely nuts that there is no way to make that work as a play on words in krautish.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 15, 2016 10:36 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: CrustyB at April 15, 2016 11:06 AM (Hnglq)
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Furnishing those condos and keeping them stocked with groceries ought to be a hoot.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 15, 2016 11:06 AM (voOPb)
Great idea - we've got topography that would challenge a sherpa, and we've got a climate that's simply brutal.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 15, 2016 10:02 AM (lutOX)
No parking spaces? That's insane. If they are serious about that, then Texas DMV should be required to deny auto registration to anyone using that address as their residence. Which will never happen, because, rights, right?
Owners of parking lots in the surrounding area should band together and offer a "special rate" for long-term parking to residents of the new tower.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2016 11:12 AM (UsLZp)
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