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Hillary: That "Colored People Time" Sketch? Yeah, That Was All Bill DeBlasio's Sketch. Ask Him About It
She was just in the general vicinity when the unpleasantness occurred.
"She's fond of claiming that," emails Vince Foster. So here's Granny Disasterpants getting out her blamethrower. From Cosmopolitan, the Magazine About Orgasms:Q: Some people have been upset by a racially charged joke that you and New York Mayor Bill de Blasio made over the weekend, especially in context of a recent altercation between Bill Clinton and Black Lives Matter supporters. Upon hearing the criticisms, do you think the joke was inappropriate or, as Mayor de Blasio said, are people "missing the point"? Well, look, it was Mayor de Blasio's skit. He has addressed it, and I will really defer to him because it is something that he’s already talked about.You awful bitch. What if Drudge became editor of Cosmopolitan? Come on, let's find out. SCIENTISTS: SIX SPICY TIPS WILL PUT THE SIZZLE BACK INTO YOUR SEX LIFE...
YOUR MAN BRACES...
HERO OR ZERO? HOW TO TELL IF YOUR MAN HAS A LOT OF "MAN" DOWN THERE WITH ONLY YOUR HANDS, EYES, RULER, CALIPERS, AND VAGINA...
NECKLINES PLUNGE: HOW LOW WILL THEY GO?
JITTERS IN MILAN... ROGER STONE: I THINK TED CRUZ IS PROBABLY A QUEER...
TRUMP: LYIN' TED CRUZ IS LYIN' ABOUT WHO HE'S LYIN' WITH...
"I hear he's had more Dick than a Bewitched marathon..."
TED CRUZ: "I WILL NOT ANSWER SUCH SCURRILOUS CLAIMS"
"SCURRILOUS"? SOUNDS LIKE MORE HOMO-TALK FROM OL' HOMO TED... TED CRUZ CALLS BUCKINGHAM PALACE FOR "FRIENDLY CHAT"
Old Queens Gab...
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(Jump to bottom of comments)OTHERS SHOCKED.
Posted by: Flyguy at April 13, 2016 01:56 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 13, 2016 01:57 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Said by everybody after 1st at April 13, 2016 01:57 PM (Fy9KA)
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Posted by: L, Elle at April 13, 2016 01:59 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: @votermom at April 13, 2016 01:59 PM (nbrY/)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 13, 2016 01:59 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Flyguy at April 13, 2016 02:00 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: Matthew L. DRUDGE at April 13, 2016 02:00 PM (EIiez)
Try Trumpway Pundit (fka Gateway Pundit).
Now that's a guy who prints off 7 copies of every pro-Trump story and humps it before posting it on his site.
Headlines like: "OUTRAGEOUS!! LYIN' CRUZ ACCUSES TRUMP OF MURDER AFTER JURY FINDS TRUMP GUILTY OF MURDER!!
Posted by: RoyalOil at April 13, 2016 02:01 PM (fQ/0p)
Posted by: CNN at April 13, 2016 02:01 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2016 02:01 PM (4dbPD)
Posted by: wth at April 13, 2016 02:02 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 13, 2016 02:02 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Kate Upton at April 13, 2016 02:02 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: La Choy Inc. at April 13, 2016 02:02 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Roy at April 13, 2016 02:03 PM (VndSC)
off jiggly boobed sock
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2016 02:03 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: L, Elle at April 13, 2016 02:03 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Matthew L. DRUDGE at April 13, 2016 02:03 PM (EIiez)
Posted by: L, Elle at April 13, 2016 01:59 PM (2x3L+)
****
That's right on the g-spot.
Posted by: CNN at April 13, 2016 02:03 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: #NeverHillary at April 13, 2016 02:03 PM (HeK4a)
Cruz doesn't deny ...
Closeted Florida newsman says "he pings my gaydar"
Posted by: bskb at April 13, 2016 02:03 PM (h/wjE)
WHEN THEY HIT THE BELLYBUTTON, IT'S NO LONGER A NECKLINE!!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2016 02:03 PM (4dbPD)
"IS IT ORANGE WHERE IT COUNTS?"
Posted by: Flyguy at April 13, 2016 02:04 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 02:04 PM (F6/Mp)
Posted by: Fritz at April 13, 2016 02:04 PM (UzPAd)
SCIENTISTS: IN FUTURE ROBOTS WILL HAVE ORGASMS
SELF-DRIVING DILDOS...BREAKING...
Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at April 13, 2016 02:04 PM (iLoHX)
COUNT CHOCULA SUES TED CRUZ FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGMENT!!
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2016 02:04 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 13, 2016 02:04 PM (P/8aq)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 13, 2016 02:05 PM (gW5Vg)
This shit is no better than Kos.
I think I'm done with y'all.
...
go then. Find your #SafeSpace.
Posted by: ace at April 13, 2016 02:05 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2016 02:05 PM (vvmPQ)
That sketch? DiBlasio.
Libya? Obama.
That dress? Checker Cab Company.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - S'mores and Flamewars Supplies Available at The Outrage Outlet! at April 13, 2016 02:06 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Soona at April 13, 2016 02:06 PM (Fmupd)
Nobody, no free range human, says "CP Time".
It's CPT, or SPT for our Latin friends. They used "CP Time" so that their slow, lame, old, white audience could be brought up to speed on the "joke".
I know that's picayune, but it's the minor things like a rock in your hiking boot that are the most annoying.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 13, 2016 02:06 PM (1xUj/)
IRON GRANDPA RUSTS OUT. READ OUR RIVETING STORY!!
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2016 02:06 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Satan of Berlin, Vt at April 13, 2016 02:06 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 13, 2016 02:06 PM (ODxAs)
EX-WORLD BANK JANITOR TESTIFIES...
SCHOLARLY JOURNAL 'TWTTER' INVESTIGATES...
Posted by: T at April 13, 2016 02:07 PM (OJNE7)
Posted by: Matthew L. DRUDGE at April 13, 2016 02:07 PM (EIiez)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 13, 2016 02:07 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: ace at April 13, 2016 02:07 PM (dciA+)
6 DATE RAPE TRICKS FOR YOUR SORORITY SISTERS TO BE BELIEVABLE!
"THE FOOTBALL PLAYER WAS A COMPLETE GENTLEMAN" - HOW TO AVOID THE FRIENDZONE TRAP!
Posted by: IP at April 13, 2016 02:07 PM (aQQbl)
Posted by: mugiwara at April 13, 2016 02:07 PM (JwGNg)
Yeah, because one would never get a sense of its offensiveness without, you know, people reacting to it.
Sheesh, the give her so many opportunities.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2016 02:08 PM (NOIQH)
G-SPOT - SUBURBAN MYTH OR OLD WIVE'S TALE?
STUDIES REVEAL : SIZE MATTERS...
SMALL HANDS KEY TO GOOD WALLET PICS
Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2016 02:08 PM (xUVR8)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 13, 2016 02:08 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Fritz at April 13, 2016 02:08 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2016 02:08 PM (4dbPD)
Posted by: JIBBLE BIBBLE ARGLE BARGLE at April 13, 2016 02:08 PM (V0QP1)
This shit is no better than Kos.
I think I'm done with y'all.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 13, 2016 02:04 PM (P/8aq)
You're right. Let's just have the same Pro-Trump/Never-Trump argument that we've been having every day for the last 5 months. Not like that shit hasn't gotten old.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 13, 2016 02:08 PM (KUaJL)
I know that's picayune, but it's the minor things like a rock in your hiking boot that are the most annoying.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 13, 2016 02:06 PM (1xUj/)
**********
Only one I've kind of heard of is --Middle Eastern time.
Posted by: CNN at April 13, 2016 02:08 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: ace at April 13, 2016 02:07 PM (dciA+)
I know who isn't on that list. That Ace of Spades guy. That asshole has it coming.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 13, 2016 02:08 PM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 02:09 PM (F6/Mp)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 13, 2016 02:09 PM (jmIQu)
Posted by: MD at April 13, 2016 02:09 PM (K3F/8)
Posted by: TeamRawDog at April 13, 2016 02:09 PM (10hEu)
Are you still good in bed? 5 sure-fire techniques to keep your man moaning from Ted Cruz!!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2016 02:09 PM (NOIQH)
This shit is no better than Kos.
I think I'm done with y'all"
Oh come on. Drudge has been coasting on the Lewinsky fumes for 18 years. Like Hannity and some others, he deserves to be mocked for his antics this year
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 13, 2016 02:10 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 02:10 PM (F6/Mp)
According to the crazy Black Israelites I used to see in NYC long ago, 400 years is up in 2019. You might as well not wait, just write a check to Al Sharpton and get it over with today.
Posted by: Satan of Berlin, Vt at April 13, 2016 02:10 PM (qSIlh)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 13, 2016 02:11 PM (1xUj/)
That sketch? DiBlasio.
Libya? Obama.
That dress? Checker Cab Company.
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Reset button? Radio Shack, and they have paid. Oh yes, they have paid.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 13, 2016 02:11 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Earl Butz at April 13, 2016 02:12 PM (TnUKj)
Posted by: IP at April 13, 2016 02:12 PM (aQQbl)
Posted by: L, Elle at April 13, 2016 02:12 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: mugiwara"
LMFAO. Gets me every time.
Posted by: Bill DiBlasio at April 13, 2016 02:12 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 02:12 PM (F6/Mp)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2016 02:12 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 13, 2016 02:12 PM (4DirM)
Posted by: Earl Butz at April 13, 2016 02:12 PM (TnUKj)
You were a Republican, Earl. That's the only rule that matters.
Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at April 13, 2016 02:12 PM (iLoHX)
Posted by: Von Bismarck at April 13, 2016 02:12 PM (i+UqT)
tight pants, loose shoes, and a warm box of KFC
Posted by: Satan of Berlin, Vt at April 13, 2016 02:13 PM (qSIlh)
She's going to be super nice and gracefully concede the race.
Posted by: blaster at April 13, 2016 02:13 PM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - S'mores and Flamewars Supplies Available at The Outrage Outlet! at April 13, 2016 02:14 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2016 02:14 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 13, 2016 02:15 PM (4DirM)
SHARPTON/ROETHLISBERGER PRESS CONFERENCE AT 2PM TO ADDRESS ALL CAPS CULTURAL APPROPRIATION
Posted by: TexasDan at April 13, 2016 02:15 PM (7NKH4)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 13, 2016 02:11 PM (1xUj/)
Well, to be fair, he WAS on fire.
Posted by: @votermom at April 13, 2016 02:15 PM (nbrY/)
Posted by: blaster at April 13, 2016 02:15 PM (2Ocf1)
SNOWMAGEDDON HITS HELL
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 13, 2016 02:16 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 02:16 PM (F6/Mp)
Posted by: blaster at April 13, 2016 02:16 PM (2Ocf1)
HILLARY BLAMES BILL DEBLASIO FOR PLUNGING NECKLINES
TRUMP MEETS MEGYN KELLY WITH DILDO
CRUZ: "You should wash that."
DEVELOPING...
Posted by: JIBBLE BIBBLE ARGLE BARGLE at April 13, 2016 02:16 PM (lyvVo)
Is he gay?
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 13, 2016 02:16 PM (evdj2)
BFFs CHELSEA AND LENA POSE NUDE FOR PETA TO STAND AGAINST PENGUIN RAPE
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 02:16 PM (F6/Mp)
PENGUINS SEEN COMMITTING MASS SUICIDE...developing...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2016 02:17 PM (FsuaD)
NO RIGHT 'TO STIMULATE ONE'S GENITALS'...
BECK COMPARES CRUZ -- TO MOSES.
Posted by: IP at April 13, 2016 02:17 PM (aQQbl)
Really? That's a repeat performance, if so. Ivan did the same thing to the Cook during a Black Sea deployment.
Putin's media machine then spewed a bunch of stuff about advanced Russian technology spoofing and defeating the U.S Navy's Aegis system.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 13, 2016 02:17 PM (noWW6)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I TEXT IN CAPS.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 13, 2016 02:17 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: IP at April 13, 2016 02:17 PM (aQQbl)
Affluensa-Asshole gets 6 months for each person he killed in his drunken DUI wreck. Who says money don't buy injustice? And add to it that he skipped bail and fled to Mexico.
In SC he could have got 25 years for each person, making 100 years.
http://tinyurl.com/zpsexgo
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 13, 2016 02:17 PM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 13, 2016 02:17 PM (4DirM)
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 02:17 PM (F6/Mp)
Posted by: White Devil McWhiteDevilFace at April 13, 2016 02:17 PM (ucB75)
Drudge has a totally misleading and YUGE headline (which, to be fair, links to the Washington Examiner article linked my MisHum which has a similarly misleading headline in a smaller font) implying that 1,100 delegates will win the nom.
This is untrue and not what the meat of the article says at all. The article quotes someone as saying that Trump may be able to get enough unbound or free delegates to put him over the top if he goes into the convention with greater than 1,100 delegates.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 13, 2016 02:17 PM (3JA/M)
Posted by: Tilikum SBD KAW at April 13, 2016 02:17 PM (m3iiU)
She's going to be super nice and gracefully concede the race.
Posted by: blaster"
I read on that AoS HQ place yesterday that Ted's parents are boozers. My kind of people. Hic.
Posted by: Grandma Hillary at April 13, 2016 02:17 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Roy at April 13, 2016 02:18 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: L, Elle at April 13, 2016 02:18 PM (2x3L+)
The hit new musical that 's bringing down the curtain on Broadway! Written by Bill Clinton! Produced by Barack Obama!
Get your tickets at the Outrage Outlet today!
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - S'mores and Flamewars Supplies Available at The Outrage Outlet! at April 13, 2016 02:18 PM (hLRSq)
HIT MORE BALLS THAN SIR ELTON JOHN'S CHIN
(That is completely stolen from David Feherty, btw)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 13, 2016 02:18 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 13, 2016 02:19 PM (4DirM)
NO RIGHT 'TO STIMULATE ONE'S GENITALS'...
BECK COMPARES CRUZ -- TO MOSES.
Posted by: IP at April 13, 2016 02:17 PM (aQQbl)
----------------
BECK DECLARES: "MOSES HUNG LIKE A HORSE"!
Posted by: Soona at April 13, 2016 02:19 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: redbanzai at April 13, 2016 02:19 PM (3JA/M)
Why do colored women have their period for a month at a time?
And headaches? Bitch always has them.
Posted by: Da Mayor DeBlasio at April 13, 2016 02:19 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 13, 2016 02:19 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: donna at April 13, 2016 02:19 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy at April 13, 2016 02:19 PM (12kBq)
My sincerest apologies. I'm glad I never fell for the click bait links to dunham. Is it me or do you get their faces mixed up in your head too?
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 02:19 PM (F6/Mp)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 13, 2016 02:20 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2016 02:20 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 13, 2016 02:20 PM (evdj2)
If Brian Dennehy has played them on stage or screen, they are off limits.
Posted by: wooga at April 13, 2016 02:20 PM (KhNYK)
IS HILLARY HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA FOR HUMA?
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO ME?
REMEMBER MONICA LEWKINSKI?
GOOD TIMES...
Posted by: JIBBLE BIBBLE ARGLE BARGLE at April 13, 2016 02:21 PM (V0QP1)
TRUMP: "Ace of Spades? Sounds like a bunch of fags to me"
NC BANS "TRANS-EWOKS" FROM GOV'T BATHROOMS.....
Posted by: Pave Low John at April 13, 2016 02:21 PM (b5yHT)
Draki, stop thinking those thoughts. Madness lies in that direction.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 13, 2016 02:21 PM (4DirM)
TED CRUZ HAS 6 MISTRESSES!
TRUMP : ONLY SIX? WHAT A FAG!
TRUMP : MY JUNK IS A CLOSER, UNLIKE THE CUBAN CABANA BOY!
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 13, 2016 02:21 PM (a+/Mz)
Posted by: Tilikum SBD KAW at April 13, 2016 02:21 PM (m3iiU)
THE ORANGE PANTSUIT
THE PEACH PANTSUIT
THE TEAL PANTSUIT
THE GREEN PANTSUIT
THE TAUPE STRAP-ON
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 13, 2016 02:21 PM (R8ea6)
HILARY SPEAKS: I WILL MAKE STIMULATING YOUR OWN GENITALS A CONSTITUITONAL RIGHT!!!!
That's right. Everyone gets a "job". Talk about full employment.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 13, 2016 02:22 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 13, 2016 02:22 PM (4DirM)
Posted by: @votermom at April 13, 2016 02:22 PM (nbrY/)
THE ORANGE PANTSUIT
THE PEACH PANTSUIT
THE TEAL PANTSUIT
THE GREEN PANTSUIT
THE TAUPE STRAP-ON
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 13, 2016 02:21 PM (R8ea6)
#NEVER MAUVE
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 13, 2016 02:23 PM (X+nFp)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 13, 2016 02:23 PM (R8ea6)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 13, 2016 02:23 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 02:23 PM (F6/Mp)
NO RIGHT 'TO STIMULATE ONE'S GENITALS'...
BECK COMPARES CRUZ -- TO MOSES.
...
real Drudge headlines -- you're proving my point
Posted by: ace at April 13, 2016 02:23 PM (dciA+)
Please buy the books I will write during Hillary's presidency. Instant best sellers. Cha-ching.
Posted by: Mark Levin at April 13, 2016 02:23 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 13, 2016 02:23 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Cheri at April 13, 2016 02:23 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 13, 2016 02:23 PM (R8ea6)
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Absolutely outrageous.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 13, 2016 02:24 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: L, Elle at April 13, 2016 02:24 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2016 02:25 PM (NOIQH)
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TWO KINDS OF GENATALIA IS JUST TOO MANY
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 13, 2016 02:25 PM (R8ea6)
Draki, stop thinking those thoughts. Madness lies in that direction.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 13, 2016 02:21 PM (4DirM)
Just had an argument with a liberal about Vile Rat and Stevens. Shocked him by saying losing Vile Rat was way worse than Stevens' death.
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 02:25 PM (F6/Mp)
"
Have you given up on putting a conservative in the White House?
Did you decide you're voting for Hillary Clinton?
"
F U -- go peddle your stuff to a Jeb voter, you know, the ones who say if Trump is the nominee, they'll vote for Hillary.
Posted by: Satan of Berlin, Vt at April 13, 2016 02:25 PM (qSIlh)
Might have to go get tickets.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 13, 2016 02:25 PM (4DirM)
10 Ways to incorporate Mao chic into your spring wardrobe!!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2016 02:25 PM (NOIQ
Can't wait to see Her Inaugural pant suit... Oh wait.... Yes I can...
Posted by: donna at April 13, 2016 02:25 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 13, 2016 02:25 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Da Mayor DeBlasio at April 13, 2016 02:26 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2016 02:26 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Grandma Hillary at April 13, 2016 02:26 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 13, 2016 02:27 PM (evdj2)
TRUMP TO MANUFACTURE BANNED DILDOS IN CHINA--Mexico to Pay! Huma:"...My cold, dead fingers..."
MAN BURNS PARTY CARD-But was Actually Scheduled of Meetings He Missed--Ooops!
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 13, 2016 02:27 PM (fPebX)
WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR LETTING HER WALK OUTSIDE LIKE THAT??
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 13, 2016 02:27 PM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 02:27 PM (F6/Mp)
Posted by: Tilikum SBD KAW at April 13, 2016 02:27 PM (m3iiU)
We should do a candidate dance off at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Points for best moves, costuming, makeup, and groupies.
So let's see. Ted Cruz can do Elvis. I think he'd do a great Elvis. "Suspicious Minds"
Trump - he should go as Twisted Sister. "We're Not Gonna Take It"
Kasich - Jimmy Buffet "Son of a Sailor"
Hillary - Janis Joplin "Mercedes Benz"
Sanders - Neil Young "Ohio"
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - S'mores and Flamewars Supplies Available at The Outrage Outlet! at April 13, 2016 02:27 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 02:27 PM (F6/Mp)
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They paid 15.6 billion the past two years.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 13, 2016 02:27 PM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2016 02:28 PM (NOIQH)
DAMN LUCKY DOG!
https://goo.gl/wSiWpj
Seriously, good job, cops!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 13, 2016 02:25 PM (iQIUe)
WETBACKS TRY TO KILL DOG.
FAIL
Posted by: Da Mayor DeBlasio at April 13, 2016 02:28 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 02:28 PM (F6/Mp)
I wonder if Ace and coblogs are getting paid by the Cruz campaign.
Reason being Cruz states Drudge is in the tank for Trump and the very same day Ace and co start hitting the same thing. Very well coordinated.
We know that Erick Erickson and others are getting paid.
...
of course. it just couldn't have anything to do with the fact that it's become increasingly obvious and blatant, huh?
Say, if you're asking about who's paying whom, maybe some questions about money exchanging hands on the other side of this equation...?
Nah. Baseless accusations aren't fit for your Superheroes, only those who oppose them.
Posted by: ace at April 13, 2016 02:28 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: nip at April 13, 2016 02:28 PM (r73Jl)
Posted by: MacGruber at April 13, 2016 02:28 PM (sWgE+)
----
It would suck if you won the lottery the day before the economy crashed and Wiemar Republic style hpyerinflation sets in.
So.... What dod you do with your winnings Anna.
"I bought a cheeseburger."
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2016 02:29 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Cosmo Surveys at April 13, 2016 02:29 PM (7nn5p)
HILLARY STIMULATES HER ORGANS WITH SCIENCE
LOVES SCIENCE "SEXUALLY"
TYSON CLAIMS SCIENTIFIC APPROPRIATION: "Plus that meme was six months ago, ffs."
TRUMP: "Idk wtf is happening, but everything that guy just said was bullshit." DEVELOPING...
Posted by: JIBBLE BIBBLE ARGLE BARGLE at April 13, 2016 02:29 PM (lyvVo)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 13, 2016 02:29 PM (fPebX)
142 Tonight's Powerball jackpot is estimated to be $122.4 million cash.
Might have to go get tickets.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 13, 2016 02:25 PM (4DirM)
===========
Dont bother. It's only $73,929,600 after federal taxes.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 13, 2016 02:29 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: ace at April 13, 2016 02:29 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 13, 2016 02:30 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: CNN at April 13, 2016 02:30 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Make America Great Again
You mean you aren't getting your check from Ace monthly? Wow, we are so totes getting rich from supporting Cruz and making Trump jokes!! You must not be on the right mailing list.
Posted by: Cheri at April 13, 2016 02:30 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 13, 2016 02:31 PM (OQ9R7)
which of the heroes being parodied casuses you such upset? Which parts of this are making you feel #EmotionallyUnsafe?
are you claiming Drudge isn't in the tank for Trump?
What are you claiming? Just that it hurts your feewings to see someone say it aloud?
Posted by: ace at April 13, 2016 02:31 PM (dciA+)
I wonder if Ace and coblogs are getting paid by the Cruz campaign.
Reason being Cruz states Drudge is in the tank for Trump and the very same day Ace and co start hitting the same thing. Very well coordinated.
We know that Erick Erickson and others are getting paid.
Sure like I and other Morons/ettes haven't been noting Drudges Trump mania/slimy stories before today... I don't know about you all but I'm gonna spend My payoff from Cruz for a house....
Posted by: donna at April 13, 2016 02:32 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: adsila at April 13, 2016 02:32 PM (AR612)
EWOK BLOGGER GIVES COMMENTERS NICE THING
SEE THIS AMAZING DUMPSTER CATCH FIRE IMMEDIATELY UPON BEING EXPOSED TO A NICE THING
Posted by: alexthechick - Destroyer of Gaia and Seductress of Savagery at April 13, 2016 02:32 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Egg Account on Twitter That Showed Up Six Months Ago and Posted 37,000 Pro-Trump Tweets at April 13, 2016 02:32 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 02:32 PM (F6/Mp)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at April 13, 2016 02:33 PM (8XRCm)
"the baseless smear is a favored 'political' tactic of Team Trump"
I don't know where you get that. Ted Cruz, who we all know cheats on his wife, might be low enough to make baseless smears without evidence, but not our Trump!
Posted by: JPS at April 13, 2016 02:33 PM (Zu+Nt)
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at April 13, 2016 02:33 PM (q7vWV)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 13, 2016 02:34 PM (HSmrB)
What's with all the caps?
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at April 13, 2016 02:33 PM (q7vWV)
IT'S A DRUDGE MEME...developing...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2016 02:34 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at April 13, 2016 02:33 PM (q7vWV)
----
CAPS LOCKS ARE ALL STUCK!!! WAITING FOR MICROSOFT PATCH!!!!
**stay tuned for updates.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2016 02:34 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2016 02:34 PM (4dbPD)
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 02:34 PM (F6/Mp)
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at April 13, 2016 02:33 PM (q7vWV)
SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER ELEVNTY!!!
THE BUTTHURT GROWS AND GROWS
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at April 13, 2016 02:34 PM (X+nFp)
Before a Senate subcommittee, one of Bono's suggestions was to use comedy to fight extremist groups.
"It's like, you speak violence, you speak their language. But you laugh
at them when they are goose-stepping down the street and it takes away
their power.
So I am suggesting that the Senate send in Amy Schumer and Chris Rock and Sacha Baron Cohen, thank you."
Apparently Bono hasn't heard that we are no longer allowed to speak ill or mock Muslims, since Obama has insisted "that's not who we are."
Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2016 02:34 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: donna at April 13, 2016 02:34 PM (O2RFr)
But I do reflect on how Ace adopted the attacks of the left on Ken C. in VA for similarly doing his job re ban on sodomy to go after pedophiles. Some animals good, some bad eh Ace?
Consistency of logic has not been a strong suit here for some time.
Posted by: Johnny at April 13, 2016 02:35 PM (8l+DV)
If so let me know so that I can call in extra staff - I hate long lines at the register as much as my customers do.
"The Outrage Outlet is dedicated to Customer Service"
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - S'mores and Flamewars Supplies Available at The Outrage Outlet! at April 13, 2016 02:35 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at April 13, 2016 02:35 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2016 02:35 PM (4dbPD)
Posted by: donna at April 13, 2016 02:32 PM (O2RFr)
A modest one though nothing over the top.
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at April 13, 2016 02:35 PM (QPdNE)
Posted by: L, Elle at April 13, 2016 02:35 PM (2x3L+)
CRUZ POURS MONEY INTO "SMART" "MILITARY" "BLOG"
TRUMPKINS FEEL BANHAMMER, IYKWIMAITYD
ERICK ERICKSON EATS MONEY, SHITS PRIMARY VICTORIES
Posted by: JIBBLE BIBBLE ARGLE BARGLE at April 13, 2016 02:35 PM (lyvVo)
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at April 13, 2016 02:35 PM (q7vWV)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 13, 2016 02:35 PM (fPebX)
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 02:36 PM (F6/Mp)
Man enters 2nd decade of Trump Dislike
"Fucking Yankee"
Developing...
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 13, 2016 02:36 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 02:36 PM (F6/Mp)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 13, 2016 02:36 PM (Nwg0u)
Yeah, that is some real comedy talent there with Rock being okay.
Posted by: Cheri at April 13, 2016 02:36 PM (oiNtH)
Why?
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at April 13, 2016 02:35 PM (q7vWV)
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HAVENT BEEN THERE IN A LONG TIME. WHY!!
Posted by: Al Sharpton at April 13, 2016 02:36 PM (8XRCm)
The great thing about using Val-U-Rite in an intravenous drip is that it seldom clogs. That stuff will eat through anything.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 13, 2016 02:37 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Make America Great Again
Please direct me to where I can get in on this.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 13, 2016 02:37 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 13, 2016 02:37 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Johnny at April 13, 2016 02:35 PM (8l+DV)
Do you need flame war supplies? Lighters? Fuel? Aloe Vera? Asbestos G-Strings?
Then shop the Outrage Outlet!
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - S'mores and Flamewars Supplies Available at The Outrage Outlet! at April 13, 2016 02:37 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2016 02:37 PM (FsuaD)
You know this Ace character insults me? Me? Can you believe it? I have my own brand of champagne and he has to roll hobos for pocket change and he insults me.
Anyway, I'm buying his blog. I'm buying his blog. And you know what? He's going to pay for it. That's right, I'm going to buy his blog and he's going to give me all of that hot Salem money for the privilege and I'm going to class this joint up again.
He'll still have a job in junior management if he can hold on to it. So this deal...did you know I do the best deals all over the world? This deal for the blog is really going to class things up. We're going to have gold leaf embossing on the HTML and chocolate fondue fountains and this blog will be eating sushi off the bellies of naked supermodels...
Posted by: Teh Donald at April 13, 2016 02:37 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: JIBBLE BIBBLE ARGLE BARGLE at April 13, 2016 02:38 PM (lyvVo)
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 02:38 PM (F6/Mp)
NOT EVEN HANDSOME, FEDORA WEARING BLOGGERS SAFE...
HERO WORSHIPPING BUTTHURT INTENSIFIES...
'ARE MOSTLY PAID STAFFERS, POLITICAL OPERATIVES' SAYS TRUMP'S PAID STAFFERS AND POLITICAL OPERATIVES...
Posted by: El Kabong at April 13, 2016 02:38 PM (MCmqp)
BTW - rhetorical question.
Posted by: RM at April 13, 2016 02:38 PM (U3LtS)
* * *
OBAMA'S STRIKES DOWN VOTER ID LAWS WITH PEN AND PHONE
Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2016 02:38 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: donna at April 13, 2016 02:32 PM (O2RFr)
A modest one though nothing over the top.
IS BUCKINGHAM PALACE MODEST ENOUGH?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2016 02:38 PM (4dbPD)
HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO USED ALL CAPS IN MY COMEDY ROUTINE!!???!!!??
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 13, 2016 02:37 PM (8XRCm)
SHUT UP AND GO FIGHT ISIS...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2016 02:39 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Roy at April 13, 2016 02:39 PM (VndSC)
But I do reflect on how Ace adopted the attacks of the left on Ken C. in VA for similarly doing his job re ban on sodomy to go after pedophiles. Some animals good, some bad eh Ace?
Consistency of logic has not been a strong suit here for some time.
Posted by: Johnny at April 13, 2016 02:35 PM (8l+DV)
==========
The defendant was such a perv and deserved to be prosecuted, too.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 13, 2016 02:39 PM (iQIUe)
+1
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 02:39 PM (F6/Mp)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 13, 2016 02:39 PM (fPebX)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 13, 2016 02:39 PM (a+/Mz)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 13, 2016 02:40 PM (0cMkb)
NOT EVEN HANDSOME, FEDORA WEARING
fify
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2016 02:40 PM (4dbPD)
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 02:40 PM (F6/Mp)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 13, 2016 02:40 PM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 13, 2016 02:40 PM (Qvgg/)
Flash your cooter while telling the joke!
*tee hee*
Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 13, 2016 02:40 PM (NOIQH)
MICHELLE FIELDS: ATTACKED BY NUNS
Man Hurt: Caught standing between a television camera and Michelle Fields...Developing
Posted by: DRUDGE at April 13, 2016 02:41 PM (7nn5p)
BOOBS
BOOBS
BOOBS
BOOBS
SAMWICHES
---------
What's with the errant "W" there, troll boy? Burn the heretic!
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at April 13, 2016 02:41 PM (kXzR8)
Posted by: Bosk at April 13, 2016 02:41 PM (n2K+4)
Posted by: Roy at April 13, 2016 02:41 PM (VndSC)
MUSLIMS FALL TO 2ND PLACE AS WORLD'S RAPEIEST!!!
DOLPHINS DISPUTE
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 13, 2016 02:41 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: donna at April 13, 2016 02:42 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 13, 2016 02:42 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 13, 2016 02:42 PM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: Jim 'Fredo' Hoft at April 13, 2016 02:42 PM (TnUKj)
Posted by: Amy Schumer
Start out with a biting commentary on rape culture, and then, when ISIS straps a bomb onto you and sends you into a crowded bazaaar you can....
*BOOM*
Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2016 02:43 PM (NOIQH)
BREAKING: "I GOT PILLORIED BY HILLARY AND I LIKED IT" - NOT HUMA
"NORMALLY THAT'S HOT, BUT I GOT NUTHIN'. JUST TERRIBLE" -TRUMP
"TELL ME ABOUT IT, GIRLFRIEND." -CRUZ
"I LIKE TURTLES." -KASICH
Posted by: JIBBLE BIBBLE ARGLE BARGLE at April 13, 2016 02:43 PM (V0QP1)
*******
Some people might be immune to joy.
Posted by: CNN at April 13, 2016 02:43 PM (mcm0N)
And when we have that something identified it will be banned like asbestos.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - S'mores and Flamewars Supplies Available at The Outrage Outlet! at April 13, 2016 02:43 PM (hLRSq)
BREAKING...EMU BLUE WILL INCREASE YOU MAN'S LENGTH IF RUBBED ON SECRETLY WHILE HE SLEEPS...
Posted by: naturalfake at April 13, 2016 02:43 PM (0cMkb)
MUSLIMS FALL TO 2ND PLACE AS WORLD'S RAPEIEST!!!
DOLPHINS DISPUTE
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 13, 2016 02:41 PM (evdj2)
LEO DICAPRIO TO MAKE STATEMENT AT 3
LEO: OMG THE BEAR THE BEAR SWEET JESUS THE BEAR
BREAKING: LEO DICAPRIO POSTHUMOUSLY AWARDED SECOND OSCAR
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 13, 2016 02:43 PM (gW5Vg)
I'LL BUSTA ALL CAPS IN YOU ASS!!!
Posted by: Zombie Tupac at April 13, 2016 02:43 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 02:43 PM (F6/Mp)
But I do reflect on how Ace adopted the attacks of the left on Ken
C. in VA for similarly doing his job re ban on sodomy to go after
pedophiles. Some animals good, some bad eh Ace?
Consistency of logic has not been a strong suit here for some time.
Posted by: Johnny at April 13, 2016 02:35 PM (8l+DV)
I must have missed the attack on Cuccinelli... that controversy was particularly dumb since a heterosexual child molester was using the Lawrence decision to get his conviction overturned and Cuccinelli was, I think rightly, arguing that a decision that said the state had no compelling interest in banning consensual homosexual sex should not be extended to free people who raped children.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 13, 2016 02:44 PM (3JA/M)
...Cruz denies invovement, officials claim trailer fire caused by meth lab... developing
Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 13, 2016 02:44 PM (KRwzj)
Posted by: Tilikum SBD KAW at April 13, 2016 02:44 PM (m3iiU)
Maybe go to Hot Air as a safe space news aggregator if 5-8 Trump headlines (with a majority usually from anti-Trump sources) is too odious?
Posted by: andycanuck at April 13, 2016 02:44 PM (3MK6t)
Posted by: brak at April 13, 2016 02:44 PM (MJuTN)
If we made fun of them as a bunch of medieval goatfuckers instead of as special snowflakes who are totally 100% about peace and if you question that they'll kill you.
Charlie Hebdo tried it they got killed. But if they all got on board and they weren't censored like South Park we could make some progress.
But that's a wish casting unicorn land that doesn't exist. Instead we cower and then give their propaganda networks direct access to our homes.
Posted by: blaster at April 13, 2016 02:44 PM (hbeK4)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2016 02:44 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Amy Schumer
Start out with a biting commentary on rape culture, and then, when ISIS straps a bomb onto you and sends you into a crowded bazaaar you can....
*BOOM*
Posted by: Lizzy
You know you can go to hell for teasing. ;-)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2016 02:44 PM (4dbPD)
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 02:44 PM (F6/Mp)
Posted by: The Jackhole at April 13, 2016 02:45 PM (3mTyP)
Posted by: The Jackhole at April 13, 2016 02:45 PM (3mTyP)
This zombie apocalypse prank is hilarious : http://tinyurl.com/jnldqf8
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 13, 2016 02:39 PM (a+/Mz)
GREATEST PRANK EVER...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2016 02:45 PM (FsuaD)
226 Compared to this, I'm starting to actually miss the puns........
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 13, 2016 02:40 PM (Qvgg/)
********
Muldoons engaged !
Counting down clock is fired!
Posted by: CNN at April 13, 2016 02:45 PM (mcm0N)
But I do reflect on how Ace adopted the attacks of the left on Ken C. in VA for similarly doing his job re ban on sodomy to go after pedophiles. Some animals good, some bad eh Ace?
oh go fuck yourself idiot. can you find that link, asshole? Because I remember defending him and searching google finds no comment on Cuccinelli and the sodomy laws.
What I DID object to was a virginia *representative* re-introducing a bill to RE-criminalize sodomy, to keep pedophiles in jail.
Crack a fucking book and learn to fucking check your facts before you smear people, asshole.
This site has gone downhill? So has the commenter quality, among some segments of the commenters.
Posted by: Egg Account on Twitter That Showed Up Six Months Ago and Posted 37,000 Pro-Trump Tweets at April 13, 2016 02:45 PM (dciA+)
Might have to go get tickets.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 13, 2016 02:25 PM (4DirM)"
That's just pocket change to me.
Posted by: Mr. Doo Doo at April 13, 2016 02:45 PM (OD2ni)
NO DILDOS EITHER
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 13, 2016 02:45 PM (oDCMR)
BLASTER AND BONO AGREE: FIGHT IDEAS WITH IDEAS
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 02:46 PM (F6/Mp)
Posted by: flmomof4 at April 13, 2016 02:46 PM (bEXWJ)
ARMISTICE ANNOUNCED FOR 11 AM
ALLIANCE FORMING TO STOP CRUZ
DEVELOPING......
(I may have taken some liberties with the truth right there.)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - S'mores and Flamewars Supplies Available at The Outrage Outlet! at April 13, 2016 02:46 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: JIBBLE BIBBLE ARGLE BARGLE at April 13, 2016 02:46 PM (V0QP1)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 13, 2016 02:46 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 02:46 PM (F6/Mp)
----
FIGHT IDEAS WITH IDEAS??
Posted by: Al Sharpton at April 13, 2016 02:46 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Tilikum SBD KAW at April 13, 2016 02:47 PM (m3iiU)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 13, 2016 02:47 PM (/tuJf)
along with the rest of popular culture and it has had an effect.
Of course he does - but he's either too oblivious or too optimistic if he thinks this administration our our current media/entertainment industry would ever dare mock Muslims.
*And this is where you have to give credit to Bill Maher for being one of the few people with an audience willing to go there.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2016 02:47 PM (NOIQH)
226 Compared to this, I'm starting to actually miss the puns........
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 13, 2016 02:40 PM (Qvgg/)
********
Muldoons engaged !
Counting down clock is fired!
Posted by: CNN at April 13, 2016 02:45 PM (mcm0N)
WHY? FOR THE HALIBUT, THAT'S WHY!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2016 02:47 PM (4dbPD)
Posted by: blaster at April 13, 2016 02:47 PM (hbeK4)
U2, GREATEST BAND OF ALL TIME, FORCES MUSIC UPON OTHERS LIKE TED CRUZ
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 02:47 PM (F6/Mp)
JIHADIS LIKES FAT SLAVE GIRLS - DEVELOPING
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 13, 2016 02:47 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Roy at April 13, 2016 02:48 PM (VndSC)
WHY? FOR THE HALIBUT, THAT'S WHY!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2016 02:47 PM (4d
sounds fishy to me...
Posted by: donna at April 13, 2016 02:48 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 13, 2016 02:48 PM (fPebX)
Posted by: Draki"
Why don't we just tell Bono that ISIS thinks he's number 2 and let him go crazy on them.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 13, 2016 02:48 PM (OD2ni)
ILLEGALS NOW RUN FIVE CASINOS IN NEW MEXICO
ALIEN LIFE FOUND IN PETRI DISH?
Posted by: MacGruber at April 13, 2016 02:48 PM (sWgE+)
I was making dinner last night & if no one is home put TV on, Kelly was on w/Heidi Cruz interview.
She is a lovely lady & wanted more money from parents for chores she & her brother did, father refused & told her & brother ( I missed ages of both, one was 8, I think other was 6) & they made & sold homemade bread.
Posted by: Carol at April 13, 2016 02:48 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 02:49 PM (F6/Mp)
COMMENTERS IN CROSSHAIRS...
'IT'S YOUR FAULT THIS PLACE ISN'T CLASSY ANYMORE!'
A WEB OF LIES, TITS AND CROSSBOWS...DEVELOPING
GUYS IN BASEMENTS BRACE FOR BRACING...
Posted by: El Kabong at April 13, 2016 02:49 PM (MCmqp)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 13, 2016 02:49 PM (evdj2)
Well, she deserves if after her unfunny "Friday Night Lights" skit where the beaten-to-death punchline is "tell football jocks to not rape."
Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2016 02:49 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at April 13, 2016 02:50 PM (7nn5p)
Posted by: DaveA at April 13, 2016 02:50 PM (DL2i+)
"He doesn't need this cow to survive and feed his family. He puts a sob story on there. Please, tell him to go to Whole Foods and go get some anti-biotic free beef there." she said.
http://bit.ly/1SaKwnI
Idiocracy developing . . .
Posted by: alexthechick - Destroyer of Gaia and Seductress of Savagery at April 13, 2016 02:50 PM (mf5HN)
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DID YOU GUYS NOTICE THE SUBTITLES ARE ALL CAPS?!?!?!
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2016 02:50 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 13, 2016 02:50 PM (8ZskC)
long time. Cucinelli was 100% unelectable because ladyparts or
something, and anyone who supported him was a mouth breather wingnut
from Jesusland.
Posted by: blaster at April 13, 2016 02:47 PM (hbeK4)
Oh I remember the stupid manufactured controversy... just not here.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 13, 2016 02:50 PM (3JA/M)
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/346329.php
but whatever -- close enough for some.
Posted by: ace at April 13, 2016 02:50 PM (dciA+)
LOCAL BAKER: I TOLD THEM TO BUNDT!
Posted by: Japanese Defense Forces in Tohoscope at April 13, 2016 02:50 PM (326rv)
Federal regulators were instructed to keep a massive fraud investigation under wraps until a day after a controversial vote to expand a program that was allegedly used to bilk taxpayers of tens of millions of dollars, one those regulators claims.
The Federal Communications Commission on Friday announced that it would seek $51 million in damages from a cell phone company that allegedly defrauded the federal Lifeline program of nearly $10 million.
The commission's five members unanimously backed the Notice of Apparent Liability (NAL), but Republican commissioner Ajit Pai parted from his colleagues in a partial dissent. According to Pai, he and other commissioners were told not to reveal the details of its investigation until April 1, a day after the FCC voted to expand the Lifeline program.
Posted by: Reality at April 13, 2016 02:51 PM (QGTBZ)
Posted by: ace at April 13, 2016 02:51 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 13, 2016 02:48 PM (OD2ni)
Doesn't Bono's published his show that he is already criticizing islam and the current culture of the refugees.
BONO: 5'6" TALL, XL HAND SIZE
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 02:51 PM (F6/Mp)
Posted by: Reggie Love at April 13, 2016 02:52 PM (12kBq)
Trump: "I will hire them for my Cabinet"
IRS: Dildos that 'borrow' SSNs not to be prosecuted.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 13, 2016 02:52 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: JIBBLE BIBBLE ARGLE BARGLE at April 13, 2016 02:52 PM (lyvVo)
Posted by: CNN at April 13, 2016 02:52 PM (mcm0N)
TRUMP: CRUZ "DISGUSTING"
Cruz Kindergarten teacher interviewed... developing
Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 13, 2016 02:52 PM (KRwzj)
ISIS DECLARES "WE HAVE ENOUGH SEX SLAVES"; BOKO HARAM AGREES
Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2016 02:52 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Carol at April 13, 2016 02:53 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: ace at April 13, 2016 02:51 PM (dciA+)
Well at least one appears to have already been banned. I have no smears or defamations, but I reserve my right to future baseless accusations. Also, please check your email.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 13, 2016 02:53 PM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 13, 2016 02:53 PM (fPebX)
AMY SCHUMER, SARAH SILVERMAN AND LENA DUNHAM LAUNCH TRAVELING COMEDY TROUPE FOR MID-EAST PEACE
ISIS DECLARES "WE HAVE ENOUGH SEX SLAVES"; BOKO HARAM AGREES
Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2016 02:52 PM (NOIQH)
lol
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2016 02:53 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Tilikum SBD KAW at April 13, 2016 02:54 PM (m3iiU)
ACE CLOWNS DRUDGE HEADLINES
CRUZ SUPPORTERS LAUGH AT CRUZ jOKES
TRUMP SUPPORTERS "THAT'S NOT FUNNY"
Posted by: Garym at April 13, 2016 02:54 PM (lq1Yd)
Posted by: JIBBLE BIBBLE ARGLE BARGLE at April 13, 2016 02:54 PM (lyvVo)
Posted by: donna at April 13, 2016 02:54 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 02:54 PM (F6/Mp)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 13, 2016 02:55 PM (4ErVI)
I still can't figure out whether people are raping penguins or penguins are raping people.
We have to let them in the girls' shower room though.
I'm pretty sure of that.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 13, 2016 02:55 PM (T/5A0)
MICHELLE FIELDS: ATTACKED BY PRESCHOOLERS
Almost thrown down Michelle Fields leaves daycare bruised and battered...Developing
Posted by: DRUDGE at April 13, 2016 02:55 PM (7nn5p)
ME AND SILVERMAN AND DUNHAM WENT TO THE MIDDLE EAST AND THEY SAID THEY ALREADY HAD ALL THE FAT SEX SLAVES THEY NEEDED!!!
**SHOWS COOTER**
Posted by: AMY SCHUMER at April 13, 2016 02:55 PM (8XRCm)
ISIS DECLARES "WE HAVE ENOUGH SEX SLAVES"; BOKO HARAM AGREES
But wait. We also give milk!
Posted by: Amy Schumer, Sarah Silverman and Lena Dunham at April 13, 2016 02:55 PM (8ZskC)
anyone who supported him was a mouth breather wingnut from Jesusland."
Back when the circular firing squad convened, after Cooch's loss to (of all people) Terry McAuliffe, I said simply that there was a time in Virginia politics when a candidate could refer to homosexuality as "objectively morally disordered" and get elected.
But, I went on to say, that time was decades ago and it ain't coming back.
The victors of that part of the culture wars? _Will and Grace_. By ten lengths.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 13, 2016 02:55 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 02:55 PM (F6/Mp)
SEC OF DEFENSE: "MOAB; YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG"
Posted by: Japanese Defense Forces in Tohoscope at April 13, 2016 02:56 PM (326rv)
Posted by: artemis at April 13, 2016 02:56 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 13, 2016 02:48 PM (fPebX)
Dildos don't need batteries.
So I'm told.
By other people.
Who are not me.
Posted by: alexthechick - Destroyer of Gaia and Seductress of Savagery at April 13, 2016 02:56 PM (mf5HN)
That was hurtful.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 13, 2016 02:47 PM (/tuJf)
_________________________
You don't know the half of it....
~sniff-sniff~
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 13, 2016 02:56 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Japanese Defense Forces in Tohoscope at April 13, 2016 02:57 PM (326rv)
Posted by: artemis
----------------
Only once. At a seedy hotel in Bangkok.
Posted by: Roy at April 13, 2016 02:57 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 13, 2016 02:57 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 13, 2016 02:57 PM (F6NHk)
http://bit.ly/1SaKwnI
Idiocracy developing . . .
Holy shit I thought you were joking. That you had to be joking... I was wrong.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 13, 2016 02:57 PM (KRwzj)
Posted by: Mr Ed at April 13, 2016 02:57 PM (12kBq)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2016 02:57 PM (4dbPD)
The best thing about Hillary is MMMFGHLNCK
The best thing about Bernie is the return of Lysenkoism
The best thing about Trump is the constant, unremitting whining
The best thing about Drudge is BREAKING NEWS: THAT THING YOU READ YESTERDAY
The best thing about Cruz is the Ghostbusters callback: "There is definitely a very slim chance we'll survive."
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 13, 2016 02:57 PM (wB8Tg)
CANCELS MONOLOGUE.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2016 02:57 PM (4dbPD)
+1
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 02:58 PM (F6/Mp)
So I'm told.
Posted by: alexthechick - Destroyer of Gaia and Seductress of Savagery at April 13, 2016 02:56 PM (mf5HN)
They do if you want them to connect to the internet.
Posted by: Algore at April 13, 2016 02:58 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 13, 2016 02:59 PM (Nwg0u)
SHOCK CLAIM- CRUZ ASSAULTED FEMALE COLLEAGUE...GRABBED HER BY THE HAIR?
TRUMP: CRUZ "DISGUSTING"
Cruz Kindergarten teacher interviewed... developing
Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 13, 2016 02:52 PM (KRwzj)
Don't give Drudge any ideas, Hollowpoint.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 13, 2016 02:59 PM (3JA/M)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 13, 2016 02:57 PM (wB8Tg)
Even if everything goes 100% our way, we've only got a 10% chance of moving the needle 5%.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 13, 2016 02:59 PM (4ErVI)
That wounds my heart with a monotonous languor.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 13, 2016 02:59 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 02:59 PM (F6/Mp)
Posted by: alexthechick - Destroyer of Gaia and Seductress of Savagery
So, a Drudge thing/Onion mashup?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 13, 2016 02:59 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: ace at April 13, 2016 02:51 PM
SMART MILITARY BLOGGER ELIMINATES LYIN COMMEN TATORS WHILE BACKIN LYIN TED
Posted by: D TRUMP at April 13, 2016 02:59 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: flmomof4 at April 13, 2016 02:59 PM (bEXWJ)
AIRING OF GRIEVANCES BEGINS...DEVELOPING...BRACING
'TOTAL BLOODBATH, WORSE THAN CAMBODIA 1972 AND WALMART BLACK FRIDAY 2014 COMBINED'...
SCORES TO BE SETTLED WITH PIXELS AND MORE PIXELS WITH EXCLAMATION POINTS...
TEETH GNASHED, FISTS CLENCHED, BOWELS SLIGHTLY GASSY...
'Calm down, it's all just links to us anyway'- ALLAHPUNDIT
Posted by: El Kabong at April 13, 2016 03:00 PM (MCmqp)
Posted by: wooga at April 13, 2016 03:00 PM (KhNYK)
http://bit.ly/1SaKwnI
Idiocracy developing . . .
Holy shit I thought you were joking. That you had to be joking... I was wrong.
Protest developing. Here is the classic reason for "Get off my lawn".
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2016 03:00 PM (4dbPD)
Posted by: JIBBLE BIBBLE ARGLE BARGLE at April 13, 2016 03:00 PM (lyvVo)
KITT races around the RV, taking advantage of the territory, running over the colored spots and collecting delegates.
"This is great!" Ted Cruz yells, "We're gonna collect so many more delegates!"
"It is different out here in Colorado, Michael - I mean Ted - then on the flatlands of the primaries." Kitt states.
A glowing ball forms in the passenger seat.
"Hi there, cursor."
"It's me, Carly. I take this form to advise you and stay consistent with the meme. Anyway, I want to warn you that you will be entering California so you want to slow down the religious talk."
"What! Jesus is my savior and co-pilot and the celestial navigator of my life! Aren't they religious?"
"No."
"Heathens all! I'll convert them! Ban sex toys!"
Not watching, the road Ted careens through a wooden sign.
"Ted! Get out of here!" Carly yells.
"What is it!"
"It's the minefields left over form the 2012 War on Women! It'll destroy your candidacy!"
An explosion goes off, hiding Kitt in dust as the RV lurches along, a blonde figure swinging down from a rope ladder approaching the RV's roof.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - S'mores and Flamewars Supplies Available at The Outrage Outlet! at April 13, 2016 03:00 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 13, 2016 02:59 PM (1xUj/)
Except that's not the Onion.
Posted by: alexthechick - Destroyer of Gaia and Seductress of Savagery at April 13, 2016 03:01 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 13, 2016 03:01 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 13, 2016 02:59 PM (JO9+V)
GFY
Posted by: A Boring Monkey Who Doesn't Want To Admit He's Boring at April 13, 2016 03:01 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: El Kabong at April 13, 2016 03:00 PM (MCmqp)
DONALD'S FEELINGS HURT, THOUSANDS OF LAWSUITS AND TWEETS FILED
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 03:01 PM (F6/Mp)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2016 03:01 PM (NOIQH)
Sorry if these are very stupid questions; I am really tired.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2016 03:01 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at April 13, 2016 03:02 PM (12kBq)
The response is very predictable.
http://tinyurl.com/h2kcxgq
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 13, 2016 03:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 13, 2016 03:02 PM (fPebX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2016 03:02 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Fritz at April 13, 2016 03:02 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 13, 2016 03:01 PM (4ErVI)
ANGRY MASTURBATING REACHES ALL TIME HIGH
TRUMP DECLARES NO ONE ISCAN ANGRIER MADTURBATOR THAN HIM
CRUZ CONTINUES TO LOOK ON AWKWARDLY
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 13, 2016 03:03 PM (gW5Vg)
Idiocracy developing . . .
-----
Moral of the story.
1. Dont give city folk a tour of your farm.
2. Keep yer yap shut about butchering.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 13, 2016 03:03 PM (8XRCm)
family. He puts a sob story on there. Please, tell him to go to Whole
Foods and go get some anti-biotic free beef there." she said.
http://bit.ly/1SaKwnI
Idiocracy developing . . .
Holy shit I thought you were joking. That you had to be joking... I was wrong.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 13, 2016 02:57 PM (KRwzj)
Just... wow. People are so stupid they are becoming parody proof. Farmer Benner should have the protesters arrested if they step one toe on his land.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 13, 2016 03:03 PM (3JA/M)
Posted by: TRUMP at April 13, 2016 03:03 PM (F6/Mp)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2016 03:03 PM (FsuaD)
UPDATE: BLAME MULDOON
Posted by: Japanese Defense Forces in Tohoscope at April 13, 2016 03:03 PM (326rv)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2016 03:03 PM (8XRCm)
Over $2.67 trillion has come in so far this fiscal year, according to the latest Treasury Department report, but it's not enough. That's a record -- in dollar terms -- for the first 10 months of the year (the government's fiscal year ends in September). Expect 2015 to finish at an all-time high.
Posted by: Reality at April 13, 2016 03:03 PM (Lf1Ga)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 13, 2016 03:04 PM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: TRUMP at April 13, 2016 03:03 PM (F6/Mp)
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pssst..... you meant the Twinkies
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2016 03:04 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 13, 2016 03:02 PM (fPebX)
Chris Christie does not look flexible at all.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 13, 2016 03:04 PM (3JA/M)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 13, 2016 03:04 PM (evdj2)
Exclusive Video!
https://youtu.be/59t8fGn_bCU
Posted by: Country Singer at April 13, 2016 02:57 PM (F6NHk)
=========
It's a little dog/puppy trick. They put so much weight on their front legs, their butts magically rise. You especially see this at the food bowls.
https://goo.gl/d9jcVv
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 13, 2016 03:04 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2016 03:04 PM (w4NZ8)
ROSIE O'DONNELL'S B'WAY SONG MOCKS RELIGIOUS CULT HEROES CRUZ, TRUMP
SAUDI ARABIA REPORTS HISTORIC MASS EXECUTIONS FOR 'SEXUAL PERVERSION'
ISIS CONSTRUCTS TALLEST BLDG IN IRAQ FOR TOSSING GAY MEN
Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2016 03:05 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: DRUDGE at April 13, 2016 03:05 PM (7nn5p)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2016 03:04 PM (w4NZ
----
Well. We miss Buzzion.
So there.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2016 03:05 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: TRUMP at April 13, 2016 03:03 PM (F6/Mp)
CUBS FANS: BITE ME
Posted by: Japanese Defense Forces in Tohoscope at April 13, 2016 03:05 PM (326rv)
HANGS HEAD IN SHAME
FALSE PREMISE...DEVELOPING...THEN BRACING
MORONS HAVE NO SENSE OF 'SHAME'
"IT'S TRUE, THEY JUST DON'T CARE"- CHRISTINA HENDRICKS, PROBABLY
Posted by: El Kabong at April 13, 2016 03:05 PM (MCmqp)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 13, 2016 03:06 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 13, 2016 03:06 PM (JO9+V)
gay or are you just ramping up in a mocking way the kind of
inflammatory stuff Drudge, does, Ace?. Not that I read Drudge very
often (I find the format confusing) but last time there were rumors
about Cruz it was that he was rooming with women. It's men now?
Sorry if these are very stupid questions; I am really tired.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2016 03:01 PM (w4NZ
I think it is parody... but I went to check Drudge's headlines nonetheless. It is sad that Drudge has devolved to the point where we believed that might be one of his stupid headlines.
Posted by: redbanzai at April 13, 2016 03:06 PM (3JA/M)
Posted by: CNN at April 13, 2016 03:06 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 13, 2016 03:02 PM (39g3+)
great link
Posted by: TRUMP at April 13, 2016 03:07 PM (F6/Mp)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 13, 2016 03:07 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 13, 2016 03:07 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Roy at April 13, 2016 03:07 PM (VndSC)
UPDATE: INDEPENDENT GEORGE KILLED!!??
Posted by: Serenity Now! at April 13, 2016 03:07 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 13, 2016 03:07 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 13, 2016 03:07 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 03:07 PM (F6/Mp)
Posted by: redenzo at April 13, 2016 03:07 PM (WCnJW)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 13, 2016 03:07 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Draki
****
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS TRUMP TWEETS!
Posted by: Tilikum SBD KAW at April 13, 2016 03:08 PM (m3iiU)
FRITOS AND DORITOS SWITCHING TO WHEAT
STONERS HARDEST HIT
Posted by: IP at April 13, 2016 03:08 PM (aQQbl)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 13, 2016 03:08 PM (/tuJf)
Also, more real DRUDGE headlines:
Snarling schoolgirl 'possessed by spirits" exorcised on street
Half of all people could be carrying 'gay genes'
Putin cafe has Obama toilet paper
BALZ: THE STRUGGLES
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 13, 2016 03:08 PM (wB8Tg)
I'm crying all the time & have face rash for months. I'm not crying for a reason, I'm allergic to everything except I'm mostly okay in my car.
I'm watching Homeland S5 on demand because I hate leaving my home crying. I have script for face but it's been two weeks & needs three to fully work.
I'm going to another Homeland episode.
Posted by: Carol at April 13, 2016 03:08 PM (sj3Ax)
Isn't the n word cultural appropriation by blacks since white people started it?
MIND BLOWN.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2016 03:08 PM (4dbPD)
I still can't figure out whether people are raping penguins or penguins are raping people.
===
Yeah I gave up awhile ago. I think its one of those "you had to be there" things
Posted by: Bigby's Expressive Wrists at April 13, 2016 03:08 PM (3ZtZW)
CRUZ BORROWS MATTRESS FROM MATTRESS GIRL - BEGINS BID TO BED BOUND DELEGATES
Posted by: DRUDGE at April 13, 2016 03:05 PM (7nn5p)
LOL! You win.
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 03:08 PM (F6/Mp)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 13, 2016 03:08 PM (evdj2)
I'm going to add a buck and splurge on a Zero bar.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 13, 2016 03:08 PM (2lndx)
SOCK BUYERS: "DARN THEM"
UPDATE: BLAME MULDOON AGAIN
Posted by: Japanese Defense Forces in Tohoscope at April 13, 2016 03:08 PM (326rv)
COW REINCARNATED AS COW
COW SLAUGHTERED AGAIN TO FEED HUNGRY PEOPLE...
DEVELOPING....
Posted by: naturalfake at April 13, 2016 03:09 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Roy at April 13, 2016 03:09 PM (VndSC)
minx.cc:1080/?post=347273
It's in the first few comments.
Yes it's Maya Angelou, but people won't remember what you say, they won't remember what you do, but they'll remember the way you make them feel.
So when you make people feel shitty that sticks out. (Like TARP. Remember that?).
Well anyway just wanted to let you know you were totally on board with the Leftist attack on Cooch (that's funny right there as a nickname, right?!) trying to ban bjs.
Posted by: blaster at April 13, 2016 03:09 PM (hbeK4)
...dispute over parking space?... developing
Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 13, 2016 03:09 PM (KRwzj)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2016 03:09 PM (8XRCm)
TRUMP GIVEN KEYS TO TIME MACHINE ACE TOTALLY DOESN'T HAVE AND ONLY LETS MIKE JUDGE USE TO CAUSE HATE CRIME MURDER IN 2008.
Activists say anti-immigrant rhetoric such as the presidential hopeful's led to 2008 hate crime murder near the rally site.
http://bit.ly/1VpMLrd
(Link is real)
"FINALLY, WE HAVE A BREAK IN THE BLACK DALHIA MURDER"
"JACK THE RIPPER'S IDENTITY SOON TO BE REVEALED"
"IT'S ALL CONNECTED" SAYS AREA 51 OPERATIVE.
Posted by: alexthechick - Destroyer of Gaia and Seductress of Savagery at April 13, 2016 03:09 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 13, 2016 03:07 PM (Nwg0u)
Whatever is depicted in Salvador Dali's "Clocks" painting.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 13, 2016 03:09 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Scotty at April 13, 2016 03:10 PM (mR7Es)
Posted by: Tilikum SBD KAW at April 13, 2016 03:08 PM (m3iiU)
INCONCEIVABLE!
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 03:10 PM (F6/Mp)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2016 03:04 PM (w4NZ
----
Well. We miss Buzzion.
So there.
Right? Those guys left of their own volition.
Not struck down by a murderous keystroke like grammie winger.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 13, 2016 03:10 PM (1xUj/)
So I'm told.
By other people.
Who are not me.
Posted by: alexthechick - Destroyer of Gaia and Seductress of Savagery at April 13, 2016 02:56 PM (mf5HN)
Sybians plug in to the outlet.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 13, 2016 03:10 PM (LUG6K)
Posted by: Roy at April 13, 2016 03:09 PM (VndSC)
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Of course not.
You dont have anything to hold on to.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2016 03:10 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 13, 2016 03:10 PM (1xUj/)
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DONT piss her off.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2016 03:11 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2016 03:03 PM (FsuaD)
November 2030 can't get here soon enough!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 13, 2016 03:11 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 13, 2016 03:12 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2016 03:12 PM (miXPX)
INCONCEIVABLE!
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 03:10 PM (F6/Mp)
MORON KEEPS USING WORD
WORD DOESNT MEAN WHAT HE THINKS IT MEANS
MORON ACCEPTS BATTLE OF WITS WITH MASKED TED CRUZ
Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 13, 2016 03:13 PM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 13, 2016 03:13 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2016 03:12 PM (miXPX)
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Just got back.
They Nominated John Huntsman.
In BOTH parties.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2016 03:13 PM (8XRCm)
BONO: COLD PLAY SAID DESTROY ISLAM TOO
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 03:13 PM (F6/Mp)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 13, 2016 03:13 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: IP at April 13, 2016 03:14 PM (aQQbl)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 13, 2016 03:14 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2016 03:14 PM (FsuaD)
MAN FOUND WITH 10 KILOS WORTH OF CHALK IN HIS DORMITORY ROOM.
Powered hands with an intend to distribute...developing.
Posted by: DRUDGE at April 13, 2016 03:14 PM (7nn5p)
IS WILLOWED
...AGAIN...
Posted by: naturalfake at April 13, 2016 03:14 PM (0cMkb)
ARRRGH! RAGNAR!
NO SAFE SPACE WITH VIKINGS
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 13, 2016 03:13 PM (oDCMR)
LUTHERANS PILLAGE KOHLS AND LEAVE CASH BEHIND
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 03:14 PM (F6/Mp)
UPDATE: WILL JOIN HANNITY FOR FULL HOUR TO DISCUSS
Posted by: Serenity Now! at April 13, 2016 03:14 PM (BDZWU)
ASK MONKEY
I'm a chimp, goddammit. Monkeys have tails. Also they have wee little set-together inbred eyes like their parents met at a moonshine still. Monkeys are thieving little bastards with rat faces, basically just squirrels with fingers who can hang upside down by their tales.
Chimps are apes, man. We rock the jungle and bang the prom queen.
Posted by: The Chimp at April 13, 2016 03:15 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 13, 2016 03:15 PM (fPebX)
Posted by: IP at April 13, 2016 03:14 PM (aQQbl)
He lost his head over Matilda.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - S'mores and Flamewars Supplies Available at The Outrage Outlet! at April 13, 2016 03:15 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 03:15 PM (F6/Mp)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 13, 2016 03:16 PM (evdj2)
I had nothing to do with Buzzion's demise. I was out of town....I was in Utica, NY. Yeah, that's right. I'm innocent I tell you.
Gramme Winger seems to have made a remarkable recovery and I've actually now typed "dear" grammie, correctly twice. Time off for good behavior.?
I think BB was banned, but Maet said he could come back if he stopped doing whatever he had been doing. I missed that thread.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2016 03:16 PM (w4NZ8)
----
Which thing.
Lagitha. His Brother. Floki. Aslaug. His dead daughter.
They more he wins... the more he loses.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2016 03:16 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 13, 2016 03:16 PM (fPebX)
Posted by: Fritz at April 13, 2016 03:17 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Ragnar Lothbrok at April 13, 2016 03:17 PM (evdj2)
COFFEE PARTY SEES OPPORTUNITIES IN ELECTORAL CHAOS...
DECAF PARTY VOWS "We'll Take Out Those Caffeinated Jackwipes"
DOOBIE PARTY BLOWING SMOKE RINGS AROUND COMPETITION!
"Yeah, well, that's like just your opinion, man" SAYS SPOKESDUDE
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 13, 2016 03:18 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2016 03:18 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 13, 2016 03:18 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: HAN SOLO at April 13, 2016 03:18 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Floki at April 13, 2016 03:18 PM (evdj2)
MICHELLE FIELDS ATTACKED BY BOTH JACKIE COAKELY & HAVEN MONAHAN
Her arm reportedly gang raped...Developing
Posted by: DRUDGE at April 13, 2016 03:18 PM (7nn5p)
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 03:18 PM (F6/Mp)
MAN FOUND WITH 10 KILOS WORTH OF CHALK IN HIS DORMITORY ROOM.
Powered hands with an intend to distribute...developing.
Posted by: DRUDGE at April 13, 2016 03:14 PM (7nn5p)
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I was questioned for nearly 10 minutes once by a cop for a bag of lifters chalk in my back pack. True story.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2016 03:19 PM (8XRCm)
Ace relies on muddled, six month old Hannity interview as his source...
Story developing....
Posted by: Johnny12 at April 13, 2016 03:19 PM (8l+DV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
CLERIC: I NEED FORGIVENESS...INDULGE ME
UPDATE: BLAME MULDOON
Posted by: Japanese Defense Forces in Tohoscope at April 13, 2016 03:19 PM (326rv)
SECOND PLACE: DEEZ NUTZ ACHE
SURPRISE FOURTH PLACE: DAIRY-FREE MICROWAVE MACARONI AND 'CHEESE'
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 13, 2016 03:20 PM (wB8Tg)
PENGUIN BUTTER SMEARS IN EWOK FUR NOT CONSENSUAL
JOKE BACKFIRING....
Posted by: DaveA at April 13, 2016 03:20 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Floki at April 13, 2016 03:18 PM (evdj2)
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That was weird.
And the Chinese Emperor is gonna be PISSED if he finds out.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2016 03:20 PM (8XRCm)
==============================================
For this, I am thankful.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 13, 2016 03:20 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2016 03:20 PM (miXPX)
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 03:20 PM (F6/Mp)
In fairness, any Trump interview could be characterized as muddled.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 13, 2016 03:20 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: IP at April 13, 2016 03:21 PM (aQQbl)
BLOGGER CRITICAL OF SARAH PALIN REPORTED TO HATE WOMEN
FONDNESS FOR FIORINA ALSO SUSPECTED DUE TO WOMEN HATE
DEVELOPING....
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 13, 2016 03:21 PM (jmIQu)
NEW HANNITY CLIP SHOWS OPEN LIP SORES?... developing...
Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 13, 2016 03:21 PM (KRwzj)
Posted by: Bigby's Expressive Wrists at April 13, 2016 03:21 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Garym at April 13, 2016 03:21 PM (lq1Yd)
I need something to return me to sanity, cause I about started playing milo Yiannopoulos on my phone in the middle of the talk just to piss them all off.
but alas I had to remain professional.
Posted by: Bob at April 13, 2016 03:21 PM (EL9Mg)
LITTLE LEAGUE ATTENDANCE RECORD!
14U DUPAGE COUNTY DRAGONS WANT REMATCH
==========================================
Hard to read, but it made me LOL anyways.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 13, 2016 03:22 PM (dFi94)
They Nominated John Huntsman.
In BOTH parties.
Posted by: fixerupper
ACE!!!
Fixerupper is using your time machine that you totally don't have agian!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2016 03:22 PM (4dbPD)
'COMMENTER' CANNOT BE SPELLED CORRECTLY ACCORDING TO AUTOCUCUMBER
'AUTOCUCUMBER' NOT A WORD, SPELLCHECK SAYS
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 13, 2016 03:22 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: IP at April 13, 2016 03:21 PM (aQQbl)
That will never be remotely believable as a headline.
CHICAGO BURNS ITSELF DOWN AGAIN
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 03:23 PM (F6/Mp)
Posted by: General Zod at April 13, 2016 03:23 PM (Bdeb0)
DIARRHEA OR LOGORRHEA? TRUMP'S PHYSICIANS CANNOT DECIDE...
CRUZ MAINLINES TIM-BITS AFTER COLORADO VOTING FRAUD!
KATSCHICT WARNS PENNSYLVANIANS: "I'LL DAM UP THE OHIO RIVER SO FAST IT'LL MAKE YOUR HEADS SPIN... AND YOU'LL PAY FOR IT!" IF HE DOESN'T WIN PA PRIMARY.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 13, 2016 03:23 PM (BK3ZS)
I think I'm done with y'all.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 13, 2016 02:04 PM (P/8aq)
How so?
Posted by: Mimzey at April 13, 2016 03:23 PM (aRUb8)
Update: Cromulent!
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 13, 2016 03:23 PM (evdj2)
LITTLE LEAGUE ATTENDANCE RECORD!
14U DUPAGE COUNTY DRAGONS WANT REMATCH
CUBS FANS: I SAID BITE ME
Posted by: Japanese Defense Forces in Tohoscope at April 13, 2016 03:23 PM (326rv)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 13, 2016 03:20 PM (dFi94)
I'm thankful too. The horde can latch unto a joke like a Doberman grabbing onto a leg and not let go. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2016 03:23 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - S'mores and Flamewars Supplies Available at The Outrage Outlet! at April 13, 2016 03:24 PM (hLRSq)
milo Yiannopoulos on my phone in the middle of the talk just to piss
them all off.
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Ask them if they believe in evolution. If yes, then appeal to "all of us coming from the same goop-soup, and the strong ones have risen to the top while the weaker ones have not". That might get a nice conversation going.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 13, 2016 03:24 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: ryukyu at April 13, 2016 03:25 PM (FuBZa)
Posted by: Hank at April 13, 2016 03:25 PM (/JXLu)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 13, 2016 03:25 PM (dFi94)
I think I'm done with y'all.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 13, 2016 02:04 PM (P/8aq)
you ok?
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 03:25 PM (F6/Mp)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 13, 2016 03:25 PM (BK3ZS)
TENSIONS RISE OVER SPELLING CONFLICT
POPE FRANICS SAYS 'MAN THAT'S LIKE REALLY WHACK'
GRAMMAR CHECK HIGHLIGHTS SUPERFLUOUS 'LIKE'
BREAKING...
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 13, 2016 03:26 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Lou Costello at April 13, 2016 03:26 PM (JO9+V)
Seriously we're way funnier and good looking than those unevolved KosKids.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - S'mores and Flamewars Supplies Available at The Outrage Outlet! at April 13, 2016 03:26 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 13, 2016 03:26 PM (NeFrd)
NO SHIT; SOME ARE WHITE FEMALES
NOTE TO WOMAN: THEN DON'T RIDE WITH THE ASSHOLE WHINING ABOUT NOT BEING WHITE. IT SHOULD CLEAR THAT SHIT RIGHT UP
Posted by: Japanese Defense Forces in Tohoscope at April 13, 2016 03:26 PM (326rv)
milo Yiannopoulos on my phone in the middle of the talk just to piss
them all off.
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Ask them if they believe in evolution. If yes, then appeal to "all of us coming from the same goop-soup, and the strong ones have risen to the top while the weaker ones have not". That might get a nice conversation going.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 13, 2016 03:24 PM (dFi94)
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No. Dont take woman advice from a woman.
What you should have done was say in loud voice "YOU!!! WHERE IS MY SAMMICH. MAKE ME A SAMMICH".
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2016 03:26 PM (8XRCm)
The brother of Palestinian Authority chairman Mahmoud Abbas was on Monday hospitalized in Tel Aviv in serious condition. His arrival at and admission to the hospital took place in secret.
Abu Louai, who lives in Qatar and who turned 81 last month, was admitted to Assuta Medical Center, where Abbas' wife and brother-in-law have previously been treated. Recently diagnosed with cancer, Abu Louai chose to receive treatment in Israel.
https://goo.gl/XXlyxW
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 13, 2016 03:26 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 13, 2016 03:26 PM (jJRIy)
(okay, I'm not a Trump-hater, but my dream ticket is still Cruz/Martinez)
Posted by: JEM at April 13, 2016 03:26 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: flmomof4 at April 13, 2016 03:26 PM (bEXWJ)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 13, 2016 03:25 PM (dFi94)
ABBA AND LUTRENS LEAD BILDEBERGER MEETING TO CONQUOR WORLD
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 03:26 PM (F6/Mp)
Chicks dig us. Hell, the Bonobos line up at our doorstep every morning for the thrill of making us sammiches and getting banged, but mostly making sammiches.
Chimps are the jungle's quarterback, lead guitarist, underwear model, and soulful poets with big doe eyes all rolled up into one.
We'd out-rape penguins any day except you can't rape someone who wants it so bad from you.
Posted by: The Chimp at April 13, 2016 03:27 PM (1xUj/)
FOUL PLAY RULED OUT
WAS A GOOD KID
"KILL ALL PIGS" NECK TATTOO AND TEARDROPS WERE A MEMORIAL
Posted by: IP at April 13, 2016 03:27 PM (aQQbl)
but alas I had to remain professional.
Posted by: Bob at April 13, 2016 03:21 PM (EL9Mg)
*waves paw imperially*
Someone for to be linking to my ladyparts rant.
Also point out that if they could conceal carry they wouldn't have to worry about train rapes.
Posted by: alexthechick - Destroyer of Gaia and Seductress of Savagery at April 13, 2016 03:27 PM (mf5HN)
LATEST: MULDOON DENIES INVOLVEMENT IN SPATE OF PUNISHING HEADLINES!
IS HE PLAYING DUMB, OR ABOUT TO TURN PRO?
Posted by: Japanese Defense Forces in Tohoscope at April 13, 2016 03:27 PM (326rv)
Posted by: MacGruber at April 13, 2016 03:27 PM (sWgE+)
(real headline concerning construction of a soccer stadium in Wankdorf for the "Young Boys Bern" Swiss soccer team. I know.)
Posted by: General Zod at April 13, 2016 03:27 PM (Bdeb0)
I'm buying a lot of artwork thanks to the blog. The Hopper painting and alot of Bierstadt.
Posted by: L, Elle at April 13, 2016 03:28 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 13, 2016 03:25 PM (dFi94)
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Mama Mia Take a Chance on Me Fernando.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2016 03:28 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 13, 2016 03:28 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 03:28 PM (F6/Mp)
SPELLCHECK CLEARS THROAT
SPELLCHECK ACCUSED OF 'MICROAGGRESSION'
SPLCHK SHITS SRLF OFF ON PROTTEST
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 13, 2016 03:28 PM (wB8Tg)
>> the world, we just don't need to use it.
Watch your furry ass, chimp-pansy.
Posted by: International League of Dolphins, Local 43 at April 13, 2016 03:28 PM (o+SC1)
MICHELLE FIELD'S ARM FILES RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST MICHELLE FIELDS
"I've had enough." - Michelle's Arm
Posted by: DRUDGE at April 13, 2016 03:28 PM (7nn5p)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 13, 2016 03:29 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: flmomof4 at April 13, 2016 03:26 PM (bEXWJ)
Like Stan Lee in cameo sweeping up in the library while Spiderman and The Lizard fight.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 13, 2016 03:29 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: General Zod at April 13, 2016 03:29 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: grammie winger
GRAMMIE WINGER SPEAKS; FENELON IS NEAR
Posted by: Japanese Defense Forces in Tohoscope at April 13, 2016 03:30 PM (326rv)
MICHELLE FIELD'S ARM FILES RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST MICHELLE FIELDS
"I've had enough." - Michelle's Arm
Posted by: DRUDGE at April 13, 2016 03:28 PM (7nn5p)
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MICHELLE FIELDS LOSES LEFT ARM. MICHELLE SAYS SHE IS ALL RIGHT NOW.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2016 03:30 PM (8XRCm)
INCOHERENTLY BABBLING ABOUT RAPTORS, FLAMETHROWERS
"FORGIVE ME...THE PAIN...FORGIVE ME..."
...CONNECTION TO MYSTERIOUS SPIDER SILK?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 13, 2016 03:30 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 13, 2016 03:26 PM (NeFrd)
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You know exactly what you did. I shouldn't have to tell you. And also, you better get me that birthday present that I didn't mention but you should know by now if you really loved me.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 13, 2016 03:30 PM (dFi94)
I think I'm done with y'all.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 13, 2016 02:04 PM (P/8aq)
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Nice. Didn't know that happened.
Posted by: Bigby's Expressive Wrists at April 13, 2016 03:30 PM (3ZtZW)
CLOSELY RESEMBLES EWOK-COUNT CHOCULA HYBRID
EXPERTS SAY EVIDENCE INCONTROVERTIBLE
TRUMP SAYS THIS EXPLAINS OF SPADES ANIMOSITY
BREAKUNG...
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 13, 2016 03:31 PM (jmIQu)
IS HE PLAYING DUMB, OR ABOUT TO TURN PRO?
MULDOON'S BEEN PLAYING THAT GAME "ALL. HIS. LIFE.!" SAYS FAMILY AND FRIENDS.
"NOT PUNNY!" PROTESTS MULDOON.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 13, 2016 03:31 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 03:31 PM (F6/Mp)
Posted by: General Zod at April 13, 2016 03:31 PM (Bdeb0)
I was at the Hotel Utica which is lovely with big rooms and crown mouldings and we had dinner at some Italian Place that was great and packed, Every five minutes the waitress staff was singing "Happy Birthday" to somebody and the ride up there was beautiful so it could have been much worse. Also, I talked to some pleasant man who wandered into the lobby for coffee (at about 5:00 a.m.) who told me that he was a RC priest and his name was "Archangel Michael" but since he was wearing green mardi gras beads I took it all with a grain of salt. ;^) . Anyway, he smiled a lot and didn't smell and he did have some interesting things to say about theology. so yes, Utica was sadly run down in area-so many business out of business but I had a nice time nevertheless..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2016 03:31 PM (w4NZ8)
PLA: BUT NOT THE DOCTOR JOOS
Posted by: Hank at April 13, 2016 03:31 PM (/JXLu)
Posted by: L, Elle at April 13, 2016 03:31 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 13, 2016 03:31 PM (jmIQu)
MODELS: 10-12" RAIN...DEVELOPING
SUPERBLIMP TO SPY ON CITIZENS?
TRUMP TO CRUZ: GO BACK TO CANADA!
Posted by: MacGruber at April 13, 2016 03:31 PM (sWgE+)
CHICAGO TEEN SHOT 27 TIMES
FOUL PLAY RULED OUT
WAS A GOOD KID AND AN ASPIRING RAPPER
"KILL ALL PIGS" NECK TATTOO AND TEARDROPS WERE A MEMORIAL
Posted by: IP at April 13, 2016 03:27 PM (aQQbl)
FIFY
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 13, 2016 03:31 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 03:32 PM (F6/Mp)
***inserts earwom here***
Takeachance Takeachance On me.
If you need me, let me know, gonna be around
If you've got no place to go, if you're feeling down
Takeachance Takeachance on me.
Youre Welcome
**saunters off**
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2016 03:32 PM (8XRCm)
******
Abu Louai Louai! Oh no, me gotta go now!.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 13, 2016 03:32 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2016 03:28 PM (8XRCm)
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Don't make me come over there and choke you. Apparently Skandi soon-to-be-mister has two favorite songs. A Mighty Fortress is Our God, and Dancing Queen.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 13, 2016 03:32 PM (dFi94)
I spent the morning at the DMV. Idiocracy is already here!
(Just ask me about 'bad decision granny' with her zebra print tube top and tattoos...)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2016 03:32 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Minnfidel
Hey, I'M not the one who ranked out the shitter. 12 is my limit on breakfast burritos.
Posted by: Hillary at April 13, 2016 03:32 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2016 03:34 PM (miXPX)
CPAC 'TITS' COMMENT FORGOTTEN
Posted by: andycanuck at April 13, 2016 03:34 PM (3MK6t)
but alas I had to remain professional.
Posted by: Bob at April 13, 2016 03:21 PM (EL9Mg)
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Speaking of which, I would like to see Milo Yiannopoulos as a future podcast guest.
BREAKING: AOSHQ COMMENTER WOULD LIKE TO SEE MILO YIANNOPOULOS AS FUTURE HQ PODCAST GUEST!
UPDATE: AWAITING RESPONSE FROM MILO
Posted by: Serenity Now! at April 13, 2016 03:34 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 03:34 PM (F6/Mp)
SPELLED SIDEWAYS IT IS BAAB....
BAAB IS SCANDINAVIAN FOR BOOB...
DEVELOPING...
Posted by: naturalfake at April 13, 2016 03:34 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2016 03:32 PM (NOIQH)
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Okay. I'll play. I'll ask.
Tell me about bad decision granny, Lizzy.
Posted by: L, Elle at April 13, 2016 03:34 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 13, 2016 03:31 PM (jmIQu)
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Nope, not till fall. Just putting music together for what is turning out to be a Skandi-fest wedding. I'm getting some Doobie Brothers in there somehow. Or somebody's gonna be walking home.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 13, 2016 03:35 PM (dFi94)
(Just ask me about 'bad decision granny' with her zebra print tube top and tattoos...)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2016 03:32 PM (NOIQH)
I'll raise you one fat, old woman with a tank top, yuge, sagging titties, and near-see-thru stretch pants at Sam's Club two days ago. *seared into my brain*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2016 03:35 PM (FsuaD)
GRAMMAR CHECKER SUGGESTS 'COMMENTER'
FIGHT BREAKS OUT OVER SPELLING
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 13, 2016 03:35 PM (wB8Tg)
Isn't the n word cultural appropriation by blacks since white people started it?
MIND BLOWN.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2016 03:08 PM (4dbPD)
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Yeah, good point, but it's just a low-class English pronunciation of the Spanish word "negro" so neither Anglo whites nor Anglo blacks should be allowed to use it. Definitely Hispanic.
Except.....really, "negro" comes from Latin so only Hispanics with a predominantly Mediterranean/Latinate background should be allowed to use it. So black or Amerindian Hispanics can't use it, nor the fair-haired Celtic Hispanics of Galicia.
Really, we need a Department of Racial and Ethnic Purity to sort these things out.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 13, 2016 03:35 PM (T/5A0)
91 TED CRUZ DEFENDED BAN ON DILDOS...
NO RIGHT 'TO STIMULATE ONE'S GENITALS'...
BECK COMPARES CRUZ -- TO MOSES.
Posted by: IP at April 13, 2016 02:17 PM (aQQbl)
TRUMP: "I ONLY USE DILDOS ON MY DAUGHTER..THATS WHY LYIN' TED WANTS TO BAN THEM." CRUZ EXPOSED AS FAKE "FAMILY MAN" FOR DILDO BAN.
INSIDER SOURCES CLAIM CRUZ NOT CUBAN:
"I HEARD HE'S FRENCH."
Posted by: Mimzey at April 13, 2016 03:35 PM (aRUb8)
I was at the Hotel Utica which is lovely with big rooms and crown mouldings and we had dinner
Hotel Utica sounds like a euphemism for a bad prision.
Posted by: StrawMan at April 13, 2016 03:36 PM (LO5Qy)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 13, 2016 03:32 PM (dFi94)
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Hey grammie, IPspouse-to-be is Scandi as well!
Posted by: IP at April 13, 2016 03:36 PM (aQQbl)
"Alex Jones friendly" oh my.
That tarbrush is gonna stick to your hand. Even now it splatters,
masking the delicious scent of hobo musk on your raggedy-ass Ewok fur.
But... nth degree of separation disqualifiers, on a Smart Military
Blog? Let me clarify the trope; we should never listen to anybody who
fails to denounce anyone we disagree with, amiright?
We get that you're passionate. You still shouldn't deploy insulting levels of rhetorical fail. Posted by: So it's come to this at April 13, 2016 02:38 PM (5VvBx)
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^^^ This comment is from the Trump/Delegate post below. Is it just me, or does this not sound like it's from Matt Drudge himself?
Posted by: IrishEi at April 13, 2016 03:36 PM (E6RIJ)
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 03:36 PM (F6/Mp)
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Hillary was out pressing the flesh, right?
Posted by: Roy at April 13, 2016 03:36 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: StrawMan at April 13, 2016 03:36 PM (LO5Qy)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 13, 2016 03:36 PM (5IbVn)
SWEDENS ECONOMY IS STRONG. REPORTS 97% of SWEDENS ECONOMY IS ABBA, ERIC ZETTERBERG, AND NIKLAS LIDSTROM.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2016 03:36 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: L, Elle at April 13, 2016 03:31 PM (2x3L+)
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Take A Chance on Me, Mama Mia, Dancing Queen. That's it. That's all he gets. I get the rest of the three hours of music. That's that.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 13, 2016 03:37 PM (dFi94)
When are you tying the knot? If you don't mind my asking.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 13, 2016 03:37 PM (jmIQu)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 13, 2016 03:38 PM (jmIQu)
Posted by: IP at April 13, 2016 03:36 PM (aQQbl)
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Do you have to do the ABBA thing too? Poor thing ......
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 13, 2016 03:38 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 13, 2016 03:38 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: DRUDGE at April 13, 2016 03:38 PM (7nn5p)
"The women, how much for the women?"...
Update: Sell me your childrens... Developing
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 13, 2016 03:38 PM (evdj2)
RUMORS OF JILTED LOVERS, MYSTERIOUS "EWOK"...
...RECLUSIVE "ACE O'SPADES" INVOLVED?
TRUMP REFUSES COMMENT, SUCKER PUNCHES REPORTER...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 13, 2016 03:38 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2016 03:38 PM (8XRCm)
HQ DECRIES FREE PUBLICITY FOR TRUMP
Posted by: andycanuck at April 13, 2016 03:38 PM (3MK6t)
Posted by: Bigby's Expressive Wrists at April 13, 2016 03:38 PM (3ZtZW)
HILLARY WRITES BILL'S OBITUARY: HE'S DEAD TO ME NOW
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 13, 2016 03:38 PM (bQxkN)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 13, 2016 03:38 PM (fPebX)
THE FIFTH IS AN ASSHOLE CLAIM THE OTHER FOUR
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 13, 2016 03:39 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 13, 2016 03:37 PM (jmIQu)
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End of July, on a vintage yacht. Too much ABBA, he goes overboard.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 13, 2016 03:39 PM (dFi94)
Really, we need a Department of Racial and Ethnic Purity to sort these things out.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
They're working on it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 13, 2016 03:39 PM (FkBIv)
Have a heart. How much Polka can people really stand?
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 13, 2016 03:39 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 03:39 PM (F6/Mp)
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I am done with Trump, but that comment was as tasteless, crass, and stupid as Trump is. Pat yourself on the back for outTrumping Trump.
Posted by: L, Elle at April 13, 2016 03:39 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2016 03:38 PM (8XRCm)
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Don't make me stop this car ......
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 13, 2016 03:39 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: StrawMan at April 13, 2016 03:40 PM (LO5Qy)
OUTRAGE OUTLET TOPPLES TITAN
'SALES TRHOUGH THE ROOF' GLOATS PROPRIETOR
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - S'mores and Flamewars Supplies Available at The Outrage Outlet! at April 13, 2016 03:40 PM (hLRSq)
Sat next to me - was talking loudly on the phone about how she'd just totalled her car. Must've called 6 people while I was still there. Couldn't tell the time (had to tell her because she said "Can't read it on my phone!") and had to ask others if her turn was coming up soon (no, as the yuuuge sign with the next ten numbers in the queue indicated she had a good hour plus to entertain us).
As I said, zebra print tube top, cargo shorts w/visible granny panties, tattoos and freakishly large mole on her back, because, yes, tube top on woman in late 60's/early 70's.
Also the guy ranting that someone stole his ticket (the one you get to ID his place in line) and "No one call tell me different, someone swiped it!!!"
OK, that's just the English speaking people....
Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2016 03:40 PM (NOIQH)
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You're thinking of that louse-filled Hotel Urtica
Posted by: Bigby's Expressive Wrists at April 13, 2016 03:40 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 13, 2016 03:40 PM (5IbVn)
Have a heart. How much Polka can people really stand?
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 13, 2016 03:39 PM (evdj2)
You can stand it until all the booze is gone.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 13, 2016 03:41 PM (J1MUF)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 13, 2016 03:39 PM (evdj2)
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Oh Lord, he's probably going to ask for some Lawrence Welk, isn't he? What's the guy's name on the accordian? Marian? Martin? Melvin?
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 13, 2016 03:41 PM (dFi94)
WHO'S NAUGHTY, WHO'S NICE...
FIRST DAY ON JOB GOES BAD FOR ASPIRING WRAPPER...
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 13, 2016 03:42 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 13, 2016 03:39 PM (dFi94)
Nice, and LOL!
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 13, 2016 03:42 PM (jmIQu)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 13, 2016 03:42 PM (fPebX)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree
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yea, it's in there.
Posted by: IP at April 13, 2016 03:42 PM (aQQbl)
campuses, who the hell do they think is doing all that raping?
White frat boys and/or jocks.
Even when it's dusky men not enrolled and doing the raping off-campus.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2016 03:42 PM (NOIQH)
tasteless, crass, and stupid as Trump is. Pat yourself on the back for
outTrumping Trump.
Posted by: L, Elle at April 13, 2016 03:39 PM (2x3L+)
I AGREE.
I DENOUNCE MYSELF.
Posted by: Mimzey at April 13, 2016 03:43 PM (aRUb8)
CLOSELY RESEMBLES EWOK-COUNT CHOCULA HYBRID
EXPERTS SAY EVIDENCE INCONTROVERTIBLE
TRUMP SAYS THIS EXPLAINS OF SPADES ANIMOSITY
BREAKUNG...
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 13, 2016 03:31 PM (jmIQu)
I just nearly choked to death on a peanut.
Posted by: alexthechick - Destroyer of Gaia and Seductress of Savagery at April 13, 2016 03:43 PM (mf5HN)
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT!!!!!
BUT DID YOU LISTEN? NOOOOOOOO
BLAME MULDOON!
Posted by: Japanese Defense Forces in Tohoscope at April 13, 2016 03:43 PM (326rv)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree
There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, Fernando
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, Fernando
*ducks*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 13, 2016 03:44 PM (1xUj/)
BREAKING: EWOK SPOTTED HUMPING TED CRUZ'S TRASH CAN
TRUMP: CRUZ IMPORTS AN ILLEGAL ALIEN TO HUMP HIS TRASH
EWOK: *HUMPDA*HUMPDA*HUMPDA*WUT?
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at April 13, 2016 03:44 PM (1hM1d)
It's a gay contraction for squirrel-in-anus.
Posted by: angela urkel at April 13, 2016 03:44 PM (Z1+Wk)
Posted by: IP at April 13, 2016 03:42 PM (aQQbl)
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Maybe you and I can sneak out and meet up somewhere. Play some Guns N Roses.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 13, 2016 03:44 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 13, 2016 03:39 PM (evdj2)
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Oh Lord, he's probably going to ask for some Lawrence Welk, isn't he?
Joe Siedlik - Big Joe Polka Show!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2016 03:44 PM (4dbPD)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2016 03:45 PM (miXPX)
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Mamma Mia.... there you go again. My my, just how much I'll miss you.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2016 03:45 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: L, Elle at April 13, 2016 03:45 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 13, 2016 03:45 PM (jmIQu)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 13, 2016 03:39 PM (evdj2)
Polka?
Just play this one over and over and over.
and everyone will be just fine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hn1Q_SC1y8
Posted by: naturalfake at April 13, 2016 03:45 PM (0cMkb)
CLOSELY RESEMBLES EWOK-COUNT CHOCULA HYBRID
EXPERTS SAY EVIDENCE INCONTROVERTIBLE
TRUMP SAYS THIS EXPLAINS OF SPADES ANIMOSITY
BREAKUNG...
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 13, 2016 03:31 PM (jmIQu)
The only way that I knew that these were fake headlines is that you use count chocula instead of Kaboom.
Posted by: StrawMan at April 13, 2016 03:45 PM (LO5Qy)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2016 03:45 PM (8XRCm)
HILLARY: I DIDN'T LAUGH.
Posted by: Hank at April 13, 2016 03:46 PM (/JXLu)
Posted by: Kanye Wurst at April 13, 2016 03:46 PM (Z1+Wk)
Posted by: an elephant talking to a naked ace at April 13, 2016 03:46 PM (3MK6t)
There's not a soul out there
No one to hear my prayer
Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away
Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
Take me through the darkness to the break of the day
*penguins*
Posted by: Ted "The Penguin" Cruz at April 13, 2016 03:47 PM (F6/Mp)
Hell, those womyn's studies types won't be satisfied with labeling all males as rapists, they'll probably start in on all of us conservative moronettes as being rapists, or at least condoners of rape. I'm not looking forward to this.
Oh, and I'm not trivializing actual rape. I believe that the best response to rapists is to make it as easy as possible for women to arm themselves.
I do not have a handgun. But if I really believed that I lived in an area where one fourth of women were being raped, I would get one.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 13, 2016 03:47 PM (+lVUW)
Yes; I felt very bad about that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2016 03:47 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 13, 2016 03:47 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 13, 2016 03:44 PM (dFi94)
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I'm with you, I'll allow one or two. Push me, and I will break out the bagpipes.Yes I play.No, I'm not good.
Posted by: IP at April 13, 2016 03:47 PM (aQQbl)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2016 03:48 PM (4dbPD)
So I give up. Apparently conservatism isn't even popular on the right.
Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at April 13, 2016 03:48 PM (xFkiy)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2016 03:45 PM (miXPX)
I endorse this message.
Posted by: Ted at April 13, 2016 03:48 PM (F6/Mp)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2016 03:48 PM (miXPX)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 13, 2016 03:48 PM (3MK6t)
Posted by: IrishEi at April 13, 2016 03:49 PM (E6RIJ)
Posted by: Soona at April 13, 2016 03:49 PM (Fmupd)
Congrats guys, way to go. I know Ace is on board with Hill as President, but I'm not, so please, if she's elected with your blessing, spare us any posts about how awful she is.
You think Trump is evil incarnate and will ruin the nation, yet alternatively ridicule him for being such a dumb ass that can't get his campaign together? If that's true, then Cruz should stream to victory, and we don't have a problem here. This reminds of how the Left called Bush a sub-moron that was also somehow an evil genius that managed to deceive all of his lefty betters in Congress into voting for the Iraq war.
The fact that Trump seems to play be ear is PRECISELY WHY he's not the "Hitler" danger he's made out to be. Hitler was a danger because he was an ideologue. Obama is a malignant narc ideologue (as is Hillary) who will ruin their own names for their ends (with media cover). There is a HUGE difference between that and a blowhard egotist. Frankly, I think winning the office would sober Trump up (because he doesn't want to look bad and the media on both sides will do nothing but slander him 24/7), but that's not a reason to vote for him.
I don't have any major issues with Cruz. Either one of these guys is a finger in the eye to the Establishment, which is A-OK with me. But Trump's amateur hour is worrisome, as is Cruz's recent ease in accepting the Establishment's bullshit rules disenfranchising voters so long as it benefits him. Both gave me serious pause. But both are STILL better than Hillary.
And I have to admit, at this point I would erupt in laughter if the GOP crowns Katshit
over both of them, especially given the way they both have been
acting. I fully expect that to happen at this point. All of today's
"GOP rules supporters" would shit themselves.
Posted by: SaltyDonnie at April 13, 2016 03:49 PM (i6shs)
Seriously, no good music has come from the entire Continent since Beethoven rolled over.
OK the original Venus, 99 Luftballooons and Radar Love. That's it.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 13, 2016 03:49 PM (bQxkN)
So I give up. Apparently conservatism isn't even popular on the right.
Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at April 13, 2016 03:48 PM (xFkiy)
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***waves hand***
This is not the thread you are looking for.
Fernando.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2016 03:49 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: IP at April 13, 2016 03:49 PM (aQQbl)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 13, 2016 03:44 PM (dFi94)
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That is absolutely the cutest comment ever. You win the internets, grammie.
Posted by: L, Elle at April 13, 2016 03:50 PM (2x3L+)
Ack!!
The DMV is *always* a nightmare. Never know which will be worse - the employees or the other people with whom you must spend hours waiting.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2016 03:50 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 13, 2016 03:49 PM (bQxkN)
Twilight Zone
Posted by: naturalfake at April 13, 2016 03:50 PM (0cMkb)
I don't want her
You can take her
She's too fat for me . . .
For some reason that has always been played at local weddings.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 13, 2016 03:50 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: IP at April 13, 2016 03:47 PM (aQQbl)
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I love bagpipes. My uncle recently died. He was a vet, so they did the military funeral, with the flag ceremony, which put me just about flat out. Then a man playing bagpipes came down the aisle playing Amazing Grace. I was in tears. So beautifully bittersweet.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 13, 2016 03:51 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: L, Elle
I call BS. I don't even have a driver's license. I do, however, think you make an excellent point about the drinking.
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary at April 13, 2016 03:51 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Draki at April 13, 2016 03:52 PM (F6/Mp)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - S'mores and Flamewars Supplies Available at The Outrage Outlet! at April 13, 2016 03:52 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 13, 2016 03:50 PM (MIKMs)
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"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life - never make a pretty woman your wife. So from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you."
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 13, 2016 03:53 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: blaster at April 13, 2016 03:53 PM (2Ocf1)
You can take her
She's too fat for me . . .
For some reason that has always been played at local weddings.
WHY IN SATAN'S UNHOLY NAME IS 'MAC THE KNIFE' PLAYED AT A WEDDING?????
Posted by: Japanese Defense Forces in Tohoscope at April 13, 2016 03:55 PM (326rv)
JESUS MAN! TED CRUZ'S TEMPTATION OF THE OLIGARCHY.
GLENN BECK SAYS HE IS THE NEW PROPHET OF GOD...WILL GO TO MECCA!
Posted by: William Eaton at April 13, 2016 03:56 PM (KhJh8)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2016 04:01 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 13, 2016 04:04 PM (21hN3)
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Yeah, but Drudge has always done click-bait "unfair" links titles, has for years. Nothing new under God's sun. I've clicked on many over the years that don't lead to what he alleges they do. So why all the bitching now? Oh yeah, someone "you" support is the target. After this is over, you'll be totes cool again.
Posted by: SaltyDonnie at April 13, 2016 04:10 PM (i6shs)
Score some points for conservatism by not making a big deal of this. If they'd have done this in front of an all-black audience, it would have been a lot funnier. Nobody would have cared. DeBlasio's wife is black, so he gets more leeway than the rest of us.
Remember, conservatives are presumed without evidence to be racists because we think that blacks can make it on their own without affirmative action. Liberals are presumed to be NOT racist, even if they actually believe terrible things about black people.
But DeBlasio is almost certainly not a racist.
Posted by: Stephen Obeda at April 13, 2016 07:31 PM (4Z6OX)
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