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Hillary's Unsecure Blackberry Might Have Been Hacked in 2009; US Government May Have Had Word of Foreign Intelligence Reading Her Emails
A little background before the new disclosure. This Washington Post article from last week is a very good and very exhaustive piece of reporting on Hillary's email scandal.
Let me quote the article as regards The Battle of the Blackberry. Hillary was absolutely determined to keep using her Blackberry, and her Palace Guard was determined to see the Queen's will made manifest, but apparently the government doesn't use Blackberries as secure phones. (The article doesn't say what type of phone they use.)Hillary Clinton’s email problems began in her first days as secretary of state. She insisted on using her personal BlackBerry for all her email communications, but she wasn’t allowed to take the device into her seventh-floor suite of offices, a secure space known as Mahogany Row. For Clinton, this was frustrating.... She hated having to put her BlackBerry into a lockbox before going into her own office. Her aides and senior officials pushed to find a way to enable her to use the device in the secure area. But their efforts unsettled the diplomatic security bureau, which was worried that foreign intelligence services could hack her BlackBerry and transform it into a listening device. On Feb. 17, 2009, less than a month into Clinton’s tenure, the issue came to a head. Department security, intelligence and technology specialists, along with five officials from the National Security Agency, gathered in a Mahogany Row conference room. They explained the risks to Cheryl Mills, Clinton’s chief of staff, while also seeking "mitigation options" that would accommodate Clinton’s wishes. "The issue here is one of personal comfort," one of the participants in that meeting, Donald Reid, the department’s senior coordinator for security infrastructure, wrote afterward in an email that described Clinton’s inner circle of advisers as "dedicated [BlackBerry] addicts."Personal comfort > National security. Got it.
Clinton used her BlackBerry as the group continued looking for a solution.Kind of illegally. Let's skip past all the illegal stuff with the illegal server, which was of course being used at the same time.
... On Jan. 13, 2009, a longtime aide to Bill Clinton registered a private email domain for Hillary Clinton, clintonemail.com, that would allow her to send and receive email through the server. Eight days later, she was sworn in as secretary of state. Among the multitude of challenges she faced was how to integrate email into her State Department routines. Because Clinton did not use desktop computers, she relied on her personal BlackBerry, which she had started using three years earlier.... The new president was making broad promises about government transparency that had a bearing on Clinton's communication choices. In memos to his agency chiefs, Obama said his administration would promote accountability through the disclosure of a wide array of information, one part of a "profound national commitment to ensuring an open government." That included work emails... But in those first few days, Clinton’s senior advisers were already taking steps that would help her circumvent those high-flown words, according to a chain of internal State Department emails released to Judicial Watch, a conservative nonprofit organization suing the government over Clinton’s emails.Again, personal comfort and accommodating the Queen's whims trumps national security and the public's right to know what its ministers are doing and who's paying them to do it. Now comes the Queen demanding higher privileges -- she wants to have presidential-level tech. The following has to do with setting up an encrypted computer, not a blackberry, in Clinton's office, but I quote it to show Hillary always asking: What higher-status devices are on offer, and how do I get them?
Cheryl Mills, who served as Hillary Clinton’s chief of staff, wondered if the State Department could get the secretary of state an encrypted device such as the one from the National Security Agency used by President Obama. Leading that effort was Mills, Clinton’s chief of staff. She was joined by Clinton adviser Huma Abedin, Undersecretary Patrick Kennedy and Lewis Lukens, a senior career official who served as Clinton’s logistics chief. Their focus was on accommodating Clinton.
Mills wondered whether the department could get her an encrypted device like the one from the NSA that Obama used. "If so, how can we get her one?" Mills wrote the group on Saturday evening, Jan. 24.Now we go back to the matter of her demand for an encrypted Blackberry, because she didn't want to learn how to use another phone's Settings Menu.
Oh, poor you.
... As it happened, Clinton would never have a government BlackBerry, personal computer or email account. A request for a secure device from the NSA was rebuffed at the outset: "The current state of the art is not too user friendly, has no infrastructure at State, and is very expensive," Reid, the security official, wrote in an email on Feb. 13, adding that "each time we asked the question 'What was the solution for POTUS?" we were politely told to shut up and color."
Clinton would continue to use her BlackBerry for virtually all of her government communication, but not on Mahogany Row.You see? She's the victim here. She tried to work within the law, but damnit, no one would accommodate her sufficiently. So the point is: She refused to use her encrypted government issued phone because of "personal comfort" and preference for the Blackberry. She sought a very expensive, scratch-made encrypted Blackberry, "like the president uses," but was rebuffed because it would be too expensive to make her bespoke phone. And now, we can turn to today's revelations: Clinton's unsecured, easily-hacked Blackberry was in fact hacked.
Information pieced together from Hillary Clinton's trove of released email suggests that her request for a secure Blackberry may have followed an intrusion into her system during a trip to Asia, according to an analysis by a former Homeland Security official. "There now seems to be a very real probability that Hillary Clinton rushed to install an encryption certificate in March 2009 because the U.S. intelligence community caught another country reading Clinton's unencrypted messages during her February 16-21, 2009, trip to China, Indonesia, Japan, and S. Korea," wrote Stewart Baker, a former assistant secretary for policy at the Department of Homeland Security, in a column for the Washington Post. Clinton in 2009 asked the National Security Agency to create a secure Blackberry for her to use while traveling. The agency refused to give her one of the devices, citing its nearly $5,000 cost.... A staff memo describing a March 11, 2009 meeting at the State Department may have shed light on the issue. Baker recounted that "her attention was drawn to a sentence that indicates we [the diplomatic security office] have intelligence concerning … vulnerability during her recent trip to Asia."Based on timing -- that this memo indicated "vulnerability" and then she rushed some new security into her system to make it slightly less unsecure -- Baker believes she knew she'd been hacked, and was taking some much-too-late mitigation efforts. BS on the "Too Expensive" Claim? Commenters are debating whether or not a $5000 phone is really a deal-breaker in our gold-plated government. CSMBigBird says:
Ace, I was a Siprnet Admin, and a COMSEC custodian before retiring. A cabinet Sec could order a 50 grand phone and no one, absolutely no one would blink.Well then I guess there's a different reason. Like: "We know how the security works on the phone we routinely give out, because we've got hundreds of them, and we have no idea really how your phone would work, so why don't you just stop being a Mean Old Lady Who Doesn't Like New Things and use the damn phone we're giving you?"
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2016 03:47 PM (1J6E6)
Posted by: ejo at April 05, 2016 03:47 PM (il4FI)
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2016 03:49 PM (TnP/y)
Posted by: johnd01 at April 05, 2016 03:50 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: kraken at April 05, 2016 03:51 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2016 03:51 PM (V/InG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2016 03:51 PM (V/InG)
Posted by: Zombie Robert Culp at April 05, 2016 03:51 PM (tf9Ne)
We haven't had a sane world in some time, sadly.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 05, 2016 03:52 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at April 05, 2016 03:52 PM (OD2ni)
I was afraid that when they said that "clintonemail.com" was "unencrypted" that they meant that Hillary! hadn't even sprung for a $200 SSL certificate and all traffic was 100% in clear.
I didn't want to believe it, it's the computer security equivalent of leaving your garage door open while there are no cars in it, but that is apparently what happened - AND THEY ONLY GOT ONE AFTER THEY'D BEEN HAD.
As a *non-security* IT guy an oversight like that would (and should) destroy my career. This was the Secretary of State and possibly our next President.
I'm going to go drink heavily now.
Posted by: SparcVark at April 05, 2016 03:52 PM (nKOXj)
Jim checks and goes "Oh shit, I forgot the security certificate!"
Posted by: Harun at April 05, 2016 03:52 PM (UBBWX)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 05, 2016 03:52 PM (LUG6K)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2016 03:52 PM (V/InG)
Posted by: just wait, you won't believe what happens next at April 05, 2016 03:52 PM (IQI2h)
Posted by: kraken at April 05, 2016 03:53 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 05, 2016 03:53 PM (OD2ni)
Ladies and Gentlemen... your next. President. of the. United. States!!
Posted by: DocJ at April 05, 2016 03:53 PM (zrsn3)
Posted by: rd at April 05, 2016 03:53 PM (v0YLX)
Posted by: runningrn at April 05, 2016 03:53 PM (sUP4M)
Al Haig got fired for doing one helluva lot less (for being too eager)...and he was a war hero.
This is your ruling class.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 05, 2016 03:53 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse at April 05, 2016 03:54 PM (mcm0N)
They'll be doozies.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 03:54 PM (LA7Cm)
Depends.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2016 03:49 PM (TnP/y)<<<
National security intel isn't the only thing I leak.
**hic hic cough cough arf**
Posted by: Cankles Clinton at April 05, 2016 03:54 PM (H9MG5)
"look, this is way too easy. In the open like this, its a set up!"
Posted by: Harun at April 05, 2016 03:54 PM (UBBWX)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 05, 2016 03:54 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse at April 05, 2016 03:55 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: runningrn at April 05, 2016 03:55 PM (sUP4M)
What idiot refused to give the Secretary of State a $5000 device for personal use, when everyone knew she was going to use unsecure channels if she didn't get one?
The STU on her desk cost more than that. Not to mention the cost of the intelligence loss.
Posted by: David Dewhurst, Junior Senator from Texas at April 05, 2016 03:55 PM (wW1da)
Too soon, check the style sheet. Moose out front shoulda told you.
Posted by: kraken at April 05, 2016 03:55 PM (sdxPm)
Good news of the day! #NotTheYankees
Posted by: anybody but the New Yawk Yankees at April 05, 2016 03:56 PM (IQI2h)
Not sure which horse gets you to the end faster.
Posted by: John Kerry at April 05, 2016 03:56 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2016 03:56 PM (1J6E6)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 05, 2016 03:56 PM (iQIUe)
I mean, Clinton was one of the two most senior Cabinet officers in the United States. When a very senior person in an organization wants something, they are usually accommodated - and she should have been accommodated, within reason, and in a way that maintained security.
Of course, a as centa-millionairess, she could have just paid the costs herself if she so chose.
Posted by: Holdfast at April 05, 2016 03:57 PM (YqcVw)
Posted by: Kim Philby at April 05, 2016 03:57 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: Buffalbob at April 05, 2016 03:58 PM (8nL8o)
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2016 03:58 PM (1J6E6)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 05, 2016 03:58 PM (wW1da)
Posted by: wooga at April 05, 2016 03:58 PM (n5VsB)
Posted by: Hillary at April 05, 2016 03:58 PM (tf9Ne)
Why would anyone not what to keep classified info classified?
Laziness?
You arent the boss of me-ism?
Planned leaks to foreign agents?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 05, 2016 03:58 PM (iQIUe)
While I don't doubt that Hillary wanted special tech because she wanted the easiest solution for *her*, I think that the way she did business was also set up for more nefarious reasons, specifically making it more comfortable for her and her people to disseminate classified info to Clinton foundations folks and other hangers-on like Sid.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 05, 2016 03:58 PM (NOIQH)
Hillary
Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2016 03:58 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at April 05, 2016 03:58 PM (ucB75)
Just casually drop that at their first G20 meeting they will ask, "Which countries here DID NOT hack Hillarys email accounts?"
We need to makse this the story, because the MSM will not.
Posted by: rd at April 05, 2016 03:59 PM (v0YLX)
She can't sell secrets to people who already have them.
Posted by: Furious George at April 05, 2016 03:59 PM (3GAnN)
Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at April 05, 2016 03:59 PM (y5bPZ)
Posted by: The divinHills at April 05, 2016 03:59 PM (pMGkg)
Crazy inept and inauthentic while filled with a superiority complex
Posted by: Jollyroger at April 05, 2016 03:59 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 05, 2016 03:59 PM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: kraken at April 05, 2016 03:59 PM (sdxPm)
Hillary effectively merged the State Dept. with her foundation.
What she did was make it easier for employees of both organizations (especially those employed by both simultaneously) to do their daily business seamlessly, and without the possibility of being snagged by pesky POIA requests.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 05, 2016 04:00 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Stu-22 at April 05, 2016 04:00 PM (rUc9h)
BREAKING NEWS:
Roger Stone: I'll Release the Blackberry Number of Any Candidate Who Tries to "Steal" Trump's Presidency From Him
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 05, 2016 04:00 PM (RcpcZ)
Posted by: Grandma Hillary at April 05, 2016 04:00 PM (OD2ni)
A grizzly bear can run 30-35 mph.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 05, 2016 04:00 PM (iQIUe)
I hate ALL Democrats and will vote for anything or anybody the Republicans nominate PERIOD!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2016 04:00 PM (V/InG)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 05, 2016 04:00 PM (TJCSB)
They balked at a 5K phone for SoS?
They spend more than that on mouse pads at the Pentagon fer cripes sake.
Posted by: IP at April 05, 2016 04:00 PM (aQQbl)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 05, 2016 04:00 PM (FQKBL)
It was probably her server that was missing the SSL certificate, not her phone.
Posted by: johnd01 at April 05, 2016 04:01 PM (ukNFU)
Not nearly as harmless, though.
Selling out your country assets and influence to the highest bidder is not funny.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 05, 2016 04:01 PM (NOIQH)
I guess it's too much to expect that someone at State realized early on that the Secretary of Jetsetting really wasn't to be trusted with too much sensitive material and that placating her significant ego was all they had to do to make her think she was actually making important decisions.
Posted by: bkeyser at April 05, 2016 04:01 PM (l4B3N)
Posted by: Dr Spank
_____
And that she'd park her car like I do.
Posted by: Eleanor Holmes Norton at April 05, 2016 04:01 PM (3GAnN)
Posted by: Huma Clinton at April 05, 2016 04:02 PM (zllbf)
Granny's old and confused. It was Hell getting her to give up her Jitterbug for the BB.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 04:02 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: kraken at April 05, 2016 04:02 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: Iblis at April 05, 2016 04:02 PM (9221z)
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Dude, she had pressed the reset button.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 05, 2016 04:02 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2016 04:02 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: wth at April 05, 2016 04:02 PM (HgMAr)
I remember there was a meeting in the Old EOB where the guy spearheading the effort told me ahead of time the argument he was going to try and use to convince the IT heads. It was the dumbest argument I've ever heard, and it convinced me that the political arm of the Clinton's wasn't as sharp as everyone thought they were.
In the end, Clinton backed down and didn't get his way.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 05, 2016 04:03 PM (wW1da)
Posted by: Massengill at April 05, 2016 04:03 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: dantesed at April 05, 2016 04:03 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: kraken at April 05, 2016 03:51 PM (sdxPm)
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Even if she could comprehend the concept, burners would likely be out of her comfort zone. Actually, it'd be amusing to watch the confused reaction if someone asked her whether she ever uses burner phones.
Posted by: Stu-22 at April 05, 2016 04:04 PM (rUc9h)
Because my confidence in the skills of those involved ain't high.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 05, 2016 04:04 PM (9krrF)
Grab some more Valu-rite:
State's top security official, Eric Boswell, knew about it and instead of storming into her office and cutting the cords and drowning the batteries of every device with her fingerprints on it, he delicately informed her in a conversation that his office had intelligence concerning Blackberry vulnerability during her February 2009 trip to China, Indonesia, Japan, and S. Korea.
Soon after, she added encryption -- like with a measuring spoon.
Posted by: iforgot at April 05, 2016 04:04 PM (pC96u)
Posted by: Grandma Hillary at April 05, 2016 04:05 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 05, 2016 04:05 PM (FA79U)
Posted by: The Donald at April 05, 2016 04:05 PM (QM5S2)
Posted by: kraken at April 05, 2016 03:51 PM (sdxPm)
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Even if she could comprehend the concept, burners would likely be
out of her comfort zone. Actually, it'd be amusing to watch the confused
reaction if someone asked her whether she ever uses burner phones.
Posted by: Stu-22 at April 05, 2016 04:04 PM (rUc9h)<<<
Burner phone...like, on a stove?
Posted by: Cankles Clinton at April 05, 2016 04:05 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: wth at April 05, 2016 04:05 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: iforgot at April 05, 2016 04:05 PM (pC96u)
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If you can't trust a guy who honeymooned in the USSR, who can you trust?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 05, 2016 04:05 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Hillary! at April 05, 2016 04:06 PM (ukNFU)
Let's discuss for a moment that Hillary Clinton would rather use a Blackberry then a desktop computer. How the hell is using a Blackberry easier than a computer? I'm setting aside all the security stuff and I'm just talking screen size and ability to type.
Then again, Hillary is of the generation of women told to never ever learn to type because all you'll be is a secretary. It's possible that all she can do is thumb type.
This whole situation, combined with the utterly rampant use of alternate private email accounts by pretty much all government agencies, proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that the rule of law is dead. Record keeping and national security and transparency laws? hahahahahahahaha
Really, what's let to say. There is one set of rules for those who rule over us and another for the plebes. I know how this story ends.
I despair, I despair.
Posted by: alexthechick - Destroyer of Gaia and Seductress of Savagery at April 05, 2016 04:06 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at April 05, 2016 04:06 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 05, 2016 04:06 PM (0LHZx)
Couldn't she have just forked over the $5K? Is that not allowed?
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 05, 2016 04:07 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Bernie the bolshevik at April 05, 2016 04:07 PM (326rv)
Posted by: brak at April 05, 2016 04:08 PM (MJuTN)
My once fond memories of Paris are gone. Sob!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 05, 2016 04:08 PM (iQIUe)
I treat my cat this well, until it's time to scruff her into the carrier.
Posted by: DaveA at April 05, 2016 04:08 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 05, 2016 04:08 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at April 05, 2016 04:08 PM (jsWA8)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 05, 2016 04:08 PM (TJCSB)
intelligence concerning Blackberry vulnerability during her February
2009 trip to China, Indonesia, Japan, and S. Korea.
Gotta remember that Hillary is the ultimate beyotch on wheels. She is known for getting in the face of people and yelling, swearing, etc..
Not an excuse, but having worked with someone like this - a woman who regularly made grown men and women cry - the little people learn to avoid people like this at all costs, especially when they know their boss will not appreciate getting dragged into a confrontation on their behalf.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 05, 2016 04:09 PM (NOIQH)
Exactly. So this dyke's convenience outweighs the danger to the lives of undercover operatives overseas.
And there's all this pissing and moaning over a $5000 expenditure for a secure Blackberry? Are you kidding me? $5000 is chump change. It's the first time in history that the government didn't piss away money willy nilly.
And in any case, why didn't Hillary plump for the lousy $5K?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 05, 2016 04:09 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: DaveA at April 05, 2016 04:09 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Harun at April 05, 2016 04:09 PM (UBBWX)
For several months Hillary's Blackberry and server did not use any encryption over the Internet.
What this means is that, several times a day for several months her Blackberry broadcast her LOGIN NAME and her PASSWORD in clear text over the air.
During those same months she was bouncing around the globe with her Blackberry blindly broadcasting her login name and password. Forget about the NSA, or foreign intelligence agencies, with no encryption, ANYBODY would be able to get her login and password.
Once you have the login name and password, you can login to the server and access the email as Hillary, even send mail AS Hillary.
If you have the login and password, it doesn't matter if the connection is later encrypted with a cert, you can still login. It would only become a problem if she changed her password.
But keep in mind that Hillary needed help changing the channels on the TV, does anyone really want to bet that she ever changed her password?
Posted by: Eric at April 05, 2016 04:09 PM (JlJW4)
No, it's not. That part of the story doesn't make much sense especially for Cabinet level officials.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 04:09 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Fritz at April 05, 2016 04:09 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 05, 2016 04:09 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Melissa Click at April 05, 2016 04:09 PM (3GAnN)
Posted by: Harun at April 05, 2016 04:10 PM (UBBWX)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 05, 2016 04:10 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: wth at April 05, 2016 04:05 PM (HgMAr)<<<
I hope he's got that Cadillac with the extra steel plate under the driver seat.
Posted by: Sam "Ace" Rothstein at April 05, 2016 04:10 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 05, 2016 04:08 PM (TJCSB)
I think it's safe to assume no one wanted photos of her yoga poses. /shudder
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 05, 2016 04:10 PM (oKE6c)
is that the ChiComs and Russians and whoever else has all of our info-
is that they couldn't believe King Putt and Cankles could hate their own country that much
and two be soooooo stupid and incompetent as to let top secrets, spy identities, codes, etc just walk out the door.
Now they seem to be catching on to that fact.
But, it's their own incredulity at the current losers running the show that has kept us so far "safe".
Still, the sequelae of this for the next Prez will be awful.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 05, 2016 04:10 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Zardoz at April 05, 2016 04:11 PM (SdQYI)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at April 05, 2016 04:11 PM (jsWA8)
Posted by: dfbaskwill at April 05, 2016 04:11 PM (zllbf)
Posted by: Whitman Mayo at April 05, 2016 04:11 PM (FXW24)
Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2016 04:11 PM (B48dK)
Exactly. That's probably less than Hillary's budget for batteries, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 05, 2016 04:11 PM (oKE6c)
Kir?
Had a girlfriend bring a case back from there while I was in College.
We lived like housewives on that stuff until it was gone!
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2016 04:12 PM (TnP/y)
I think it's safe to assume no one wanted photos of her yoga poses. /shudder
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 05, 2016 04:10 PM (oKE6c
Yep. Not much market for he " lunging manatee" pose.
Posted by: kraken at April 05, 2016 04:12 PM (sdxPm)
Blackberry broadcast her LOGIN NAME and her PASSWORD in clear text over
the air.
*gasps*
Wow.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 05, 2016 04:12 PM (NOIQH)
I'm surprised the old banshee didn't use burner phones.
Posted by: kraken at April 05, 2016 03:51 PM (sdxPm)
......................
I'm sure she'll be able to get her hands on them in Hazelton.
Posted by: wth at April 05, 2016 04:12 PM (HgMAr)
No, it's not. That part of the story doesn't make much sense especially for Cabinet level officials.
...
it's not but I do think bureaucrats are tightly monitored for government expenses.
For example, let's look at the army. A single unarmed helicopter doesn't cost a lot of money, given the army's budget. But if a General demands a cool corporate-type chopper for his personal transport, do you think anyone approves that?
Posted by: ace at April 05, 2016 04:12 PM (dciA+)
State Department
Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2016 04:12 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: ejo at April 05, 2016 04:13 PM (il4FI)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at April 05, 2016 04:13 PM (xuouz)
rules for those who rule over us and another for the plebes. I know how
this story ends.
I despair, I despair.
Posted by: alexthechick - Destroyer of Gaia and Seductress of Savagery at April 05, 2016 04:06 PM (mf5HN)<<<
Don't forget the other set of rules that we live by, chiquita.
Posted by: illegal aliens at April 05, 2016 04:13 PM (H9MG5)
Malory Archer > Hillary Clinton
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 05, 2016 04:13 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: Real Everyday American at April 05, 2016 04:13 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Clippy at April 05, 2016 04:14 PM (zllbf)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 05, 2016 04:14 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at April 05, 2016 04:14 PM (jsWA8)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 05, 2016 04:14 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 05, 2016 04:14 PM (8XRCm)
Eh, maybe that was the excuse they used in attempt to say no.
I'd rather focus on Hillary's refusal to accommodate national security because she wanted the familiarity of her Blackberry and the ability for her State and foundations to easily share classified info among themselves without pesky oversight.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 05, 2016 04:15 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Harun
Actually, you do.
The assholes in Congress did exactly squat about the obamacare site being a trainwreck that's been hit several times. And which never should have gone live.
They've done nothing about the data breaches taking millions of personnel records with the secret background check information.
And they did less than nothing over foreign contractors getting root access to US government data systems for YEARS.
But trump is providing cover.
He's a crappy candidate and for some odd reason, you have to conjure up this!?! Reality is bad enough.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 05, 2016 04:15 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Fritz at April 05, 2016 04:15 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 05, 2016 04:15 PM (FA79U)
I thought that was already out of the bag that HIlls had been hacked as have Kerry. I'm sure foreign states think we are jokes.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 05, 2016 03:56 PM (iQIUe)
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We don't know whether the FBI has definitive proof.
And yeah, Comey, would ya mind? Srsly, I wonder what he's waiting for.
Posted by: iforgot at April 05, 2016 04:15 PM (pC96u)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 05, 2016 04:15 PM (2cS/G)
And there's all this pissing and moaning over a $5000 expenditure for a secure Blackberry? Are you kidding me? $5000 is chump change. It's the first time in history that the government didn't piss away money willy nilly.
And in any case, why didn't Hillary plump for the lousy $5K?
Probably because it was 5,000 for the phone and $5,000,000.00 and twenty techs for the infrastructure.
Then all her minions would want one too.
And if State gets them, why not MY FIEFDOM?
And my Department too!
Posted by: rd at April 05, 2016 04:15 PM (v0YLX)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 05, 2016 04:15 PM (FA79U)
____
See my post #105 for a reply to your question.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 05, 2016 04:16 PM (0LHZx)
Not an excuse, but having worked with someone like this - a woman who regularly made grown men and women cry - the little people learn to avoid people like this at all costs, especially when they know their boss will not appreciate getting dragged into a confrontation on their behalf.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 05, 2016 04:09 PM (NOIQH)
--------------------------
I brook him no quarter. I have no use for these adults who cry when someone yells at them.
Posted by: iforgot at April 05, 2016 04:17 PM (pC96u)
Just one in a series of occasional reminders that Cheryl Mills isn't Hillary's chief of staff so much as she is Hillary's chief fixer. No matter what the Clinton coverup happens to be, Mills is always there in the loop.
There's a whistleblower formerly with State, Raymond Maxwell, who alleges that during his time there, he personally witnessed a "shredding party", going through the archives at Foggy Bottom, to locate and destroy politically damaging cable traffic pertaining to Benghazi.
The high-ranking individual who was personally present and directly engaged in this spoliation of evidence? Cheryl Mills.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 05, 2016 04:17 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Fritz at April 05, 2016 04:17 PM (UzPAd)
Was that real or fake?
I can hardly tell anymore-
it's like we've reached some kind of
SJW/Progtard/Leftard/Democrat Singularity of Hard Core Stupid
that the humor of a well-crafted sock cannot escape.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 05, 2016 04:17 PM (0cMkb)
As Lana Kane would say, "Yup!" Mrs Meanie and I got the first notification from the USAF, second notification from the OPM. So if there's anyone here claiming he's me, he's wrong.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 05, 2016 04:18 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: rd at April 05, 2016 04:18 PM (v0YLX)
I can see Department of Defense, State, etc where classified info is routinely handled.
Does the Secretary of Labor need this? No.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 04:18 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2016 04:19 PM (NsI03)
Posted by: DaveA at April 05, 2016 04:19 PM (DL2i+)
Director of Covert Operations: "We want you to go undercover to penetrate a hostile organization known for its brutality."
Operative reading this article in newspaper, looks up: "Fuck you."
Operative goes back to reading newspaper.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 05, 2016 04:20 PM (oKE6c)
I can see Department of Defense, State, etc where classified info is routinely handled.
Does the Secretary of Labor need this? No.
Is there a Sec of Labor authorized in the Constitution? If no, wtf are they there?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2016 04:20 PM (NsI03)
It's tu3031. Anyone whose hash brings furries to mind like that stands out.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 05, 2016 04:20 PM (9krrF)
Bear!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 05, 2016 04:20 PM (iQIUe)
Depends.
Posted by: johnd01 at April 05, 2016 03:50 PM (ukNFU)
Which taste like old lady naughty parts.
Posted by: Huma Abedin at April 05, 2016 04:21 PM (0IhFx)
e.g. the recently extradicted Guccifer hacked sensitive documents from Sid Vicious, who was part of Hillary's home brew network. So there's already been a security breach.
e.g. someone had to take materials off the secure government system and move them to Hillary's unsecure system. There's log of who had access to do this. This is serious shit, an intentional conspiracy to violate a lot of laws.
I could go on. And that's without getting into pay-for-play Clinton Cash
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 05, 2016 04:21 PM (r1fLd)
hm, okay. I'll add that to the post.
Posted by: ace at April 05, 2016 04:22 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: dantesed at April 05, 2016 04:22 PM (88xKn)
Oh, I agree - just a reminder that this was likely a toxic environment with Hillary and her insiders running roughshod over everyone and everything in their path.
Hate that this makes Hillary look like granny who just doesn't get how to use 21st century tech. Hillary is anything but a harmless old biddy who just needed a break in getting a phone she knew how to use.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 05, 2016 04:22 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Captslaq at April 05, 2016 04:23 PM (xu6WS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2016 04:24 PM (K2aKX)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 05, 2016 04:24 PM (ucDmr)
Bill and Hill have been in the Chinese pockets since at least 92, if not earlier....
She only ASKED for better security after her Asia trip.....
When her Chinese handlers pointed out that her tech setup was a little to lax...
Would that really be any crazier than what seems to be the "reality" of this situation?
Posted by: HillbillyKing at April 05, 2016 04:24 PM (rTo8I)
Posted by: micky at April 05, 2016 04:24 PM (o5vMc)
Scissor pr0n
Posted by: wooga at April 05, 2016 03:58 PM (n5VsB)
You bastard. Never NEVER mention shit like that on a Hillary thread.
*shudders*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2016 04:25 PM (SHfcd)
160 $5k device isn't the problem. That's a smokescreen that covers up the $BIGNUM infrastructure modifications and such to actually make it work. Anyone in IT knows it's never the purchase, but the support that's the biggest outlay.
No, State is already running Siprnet servers. The infrastructure is there. Just notapipe to Hillbilly Server #9.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at April 05, 2016 04:25 PM (jsWA8)
Oh, I agree - just a reminder that this was likely a toxic environment with Hillary and her insiders running roughshod over everyone and everything in their path.
--------------------------
Copy that. I wish a few of them would come forward. That Eric Boswell at a minimum should have done a little hacking of his own, seriously, and watched what happened. I would so fucking have done that. I would have downloaded every 1 and 0 that went across that server.
Posted by: iforgot at April 05, 2016 04:25 PM (pC96u)
First, Clinton was dead wrong, no doubt about it.
That being said, I find it a little ridiculous that the SecOfSt can't get a $5K device. I mean really? Our government pisses that much away every 1/2 a second. Is that really the time to get all frugal?
Secondly, if she wanted one, she just should have effing offered to reimburse the government for it. Again, silly that she would need to, but $5K isn't that big of a deal to her.
But it was never about the money, or about convenience of course. It was always about control.
And these articles only serve to obscure the fact that she wanted no accountability of her time as secretary.
Posted by: Headhunt23 at April 05, 2016 04:26 PM (lsB70)
It was far more expensive than that. Like millions.
Posted by: Harun at April 05, 2016 04:27 PM (UBBWX)
But to use a Blackberry would require a dongle or something to make it Red and encrypt all the traffic since Blackberry operates on the non-secure side and all that?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2016 04:27 PM (K2aKX)
For all of those "accomplishments."
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 04:27 PM (LA7Cm)
So China owns the Clintons. Iran and the rest of the muzzled own the Obamas.
Posted by: @votermom at April 05, 2016 04:27 PM (nbrY/)
something to make it Red and encrypt all the traffic since Blackberry
operates on the non-secure side and all that?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2016 04:27 PM (K2aKX)
From what I've heard, I don't believe Hillary is into dongles.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 05, 2016 04:28 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: rfichoke at April 05, 2016 04:28 PM (AQE2L)
Posted by: Furious George at April 05, 2016 04:28 PM (3GAnN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2016 04:28 PM (K2aKX)
Posted by: no good deed at April 05, 2016 04:28 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at April 05, 2016 04:28 PM (jsWA8)
called a royale kir.
the kir is in a little round bottle with a gold crown.
Posted by: concrete girl at April 05, 2016 04:28 PM (ceWrl)
Posted by: iforgot
About that......
Posted by: zombie Vince Foster at April 05, 2016 04:28 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Harun at April 05, 2016 04:29 PM (UBBWX)
http://tinyurl.com/zzt8lla
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 05, 2016 04:29 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at April 05, 2016 04:29 PM (jsWA8)
Exactly. Do not buy the poor Hillary just needed a familiar device crap - this is groundwork for the "oops, it was a mistake" defense.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 05, 2016 04:29 PM (NOIQH)
If the bird flu ever gets it shit together and goes global, or another great calamity strikes, this fucking bint gets a nice comfy bed in a fallout shelter paid by us knuckleheads who still believe in the "system".
Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at April 05, 2016 04:30 PM (sqs5K)
Anyone who thinks she is stupid is dead wrong.
The fact is that she couldn't care less about American security. Iran, China, NKorea, Russia ---who cares?
Congress (which happened to be Democrat when she set all this up, BTW) and FOIA requests ? That's a different matter. There you need to keep secrets from an enemy, i.e., the American people. Secrets about your corruption and incompetence.
I will vote for a pus-oozing, mange-ridden hyena over this hag. ANYONE but her.
All politicians are sleazy but she is ....special.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 05, 2016 04:30 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2016 04:30 PM (K2aKX)
http://tinyurl.com/zzt8lla
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 05, 2016 04:29 PM (rlfds)
____
Megyn Kelly is a big Hillary booster, so it's nice of Hills to give her a shout out.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 05, 2016 04:30 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 05, 2016 04:30 PM (gyKtp)
ChiCom1 - Hirrary, what you do?
HRC - I sent you the back door way in, like you asked.
ChiCom1 - No yoo cwazy old wady, make it hawder, less obwious.
ChiCom2 - Aw set, were in!
Posted by: IP at April 05, 2016 04:30 PM (aQQbl)
150
Hazelton Federal Pen in West Virginia. (includes female inmates)?
Hazelden - Addiction Treatment Center?
I think she may need time at both.
Posted by: wth at April 05, 2016 04:30 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Matt at April 05, 2016 04:30 PM (qbtsQ)
Posted by: Harun at April 05, 2016 04:31 PM (UBBWX)
Posted by: no good deed at April 05, 2016 04:28 PM (GgxVX)
More a case of she didn't want ValJar to know what she was up too.
Posted by: @votermom at April 05, 2016 04:31 PM (nbrY/)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 05, 2016 04:31 PM (ucDmr)
She just wants Megyn to send her naked pictures.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 05, 2016 04:31 PM (OD2ni)
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/megyn-kelly-melania-trump-obama-1201746125/
Yeah, she wants Hillary bad.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 05, 2016 04:32 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
______________
Finally! A candidate that we can all rally around in the event of a deadlocked convention.
Posted by: Furious George at April 05, 2016 04:32 PM (3GAnN)
A double naught spy like Jethro Bodeen?
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 05, 2016 04:33 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: no good deed at April 05, 2016 04:33 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2016 04:33 PM (SHfcd)
I'll have you know that there are more than enough pipes running to Hillbilly Server 9...Thank you very much.
Ha.
Posted by: HillbillyKing at April 05, 2016 04:33 PM (rTo8I)
Posted by: IP at April 05, 2016 04:33 PM (aQQbl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2016 04:34 PM (K2aKX)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 04:34 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: FCF at April 05, 2016 04:34 PM (kejii)
Posted by: Hillary at April 05, 2016 04:35 PM (c7vUv)
Exhibit A. Rose Law Firm books can't be located during Ken Starr's little fishing expedition. Once Starr finally wraps it all up, those books are found on Hillary's night stand.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2016 04:35 PM (K2aKX)
This is the straw that is going to break the camel's back. Right guys? ...guys?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 05, 2016 04:36 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2016 04:36 PM (1J6E6)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at April 05, 2016 04:29 PM (jsWA
Hillary wanted her own network. Separate from State, and for damned sure separate from that son of a bitch in the White House.
She didn't want Obama or the American Government to know what she was doing. But the Russians and Chinese sure did!
Posted by: rd at April 05, 2016 04:36 PM (v0YLX)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 05, 2016 04:37 PM (ucDmr)
Does someone who thinks killing a baby about to be born really give a shit about people and what her decisions do to people?
She is a hideous monster.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz The Main Dude My Man Esq at April 05, 2016 04:37 PM (84w9W)
Posted by: Furious George
That would be a wonderful thing to check.
Tis a pity that the GOP will never pursue it.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 05, 2016 04:37 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 05, 2016 04:37 PM (sl+zA)
She needs to be stopped.
Posted by: The Chicken at April 05, 2016 04:37 PM (m3iiU)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 05, 2016 04:37 PM (AroJD)
A $5000 phone? What's on this phone, diamonds?
Posted by: dantesed
No, it's coated in Clinton ethics. Their rarity is what makes it so costly.
Posted by: pep at April 05, 2016 04:37 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 05, 2016 04:37 PM (gUoN4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2016 04:38 PM (K2aKX)
Quick Bing search, State Dept IT bedget for 2008 was a cool 314 million.That's IT only
Posted by: CSMBigBird at April 05, 2016 04:38 PM (jsWA8)
Yes. As venal, blackhearted and wicked as they come. She'd happily dine on Chelsea's kidneys if there was non political downside to it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 05, 2016 04:39 PM (sl+zA)
SEOUL, South Korea -- South Korea has determined that North Korea is capable of mounting a nuclear warhead on its medium-range Rodong ballistic missile, which could reach all of the South and most of Japan, a senior government official said on Tuesday.
http://tinyurl.com/heja6gb
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 05, 2016 04:39 PM (rlfds)
Hillary's been steadily bleeding support. She'll probably lose WI today and could lose NY. Some part of Bernie's support is Anybody But Hillary. And a lot of 2008 Dem voters are sitting this one out.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 05, 2016 04:39 PM (r1fLd)
I despair, I despair.
A little waxing the turtle to brighten up everyone's day.
http://cheezburger.com/79127041/
video-jonathan-the-tortoise-takes-a-bath
Posted by: DaveA at April 05, 2016 04:40 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 05, 2016 04:40 PM (YqcVw)
"Pus-Oozing Mange-Ridden Hyena/'16! "
I think you might be able to talk me into that.
......................
Pus-Oozing Mange-Ridden Hyena / Flea-ridden One-Eyed Raccoon 2016!
Now we're talking winning ticket.
Posted by: wth at April 05, 2016 04:40 PM (HgMAr)
One more thing to remember is that back in '08, JugEars was whining and throwing fits because the NSA kept telling him that he couldn't use his personal Blackberry anymore.
Any bets on whether NSA actually built him a "secure" Blackberry, or did they just put out the press release?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2016 04:40 PM (SHfcd)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 05, 2016 04:41 PM (m3iiU)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 05, 2016 04:41 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2016 04:41 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: Furious George at April 05, 2016 04:41 PM (3GAnN)
Posted by: mullingthingsover at April 05, 2016 04:42 PM (NrMU9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2016 04:42 PM (K2aKX)
Posted by: Huma, awaking from one of her night terrors at April 05, 2016 04:43 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: mullingthingsover at April 05, 2016 04:42 PM (NrMU9)
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This^^^
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 05, 2016 04:43 PM (rlfds)
Is that like feeding the geese?
Posted by: Furious George at April 05, 2016 04:41 PM (3GAnN)
I want no part of this.
Posted by: The Chicken at April 05, 2016 04:43 PM (ukNFU)
This is why as much as I hope Trump self destructs never to be seen or heard again, I plan to vote for him over Hillary. Because her long history of this sort of crap and worse must not be rewarded.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 05, 2016 04:44 PM (vzMuS)
Hillary! might get the Presidency.
To quote the Empress, "the rule of law is dead."
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2016 04:44 PM (K2aKX)
Bucket of Dog Vomit/Rancid Rotting Meat 2016
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 05, 2016 04:44 PM (kTF2Z)
She is rather Stalinesque
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at April 05, 2016 04:41 PM (m3iiU)
You mean short and stumpy with a moustache, yes?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2016 04:44 PM (SHfcd)
Leftists bastards.
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2016 04:44 PM (1J6E6)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 05, 2016 04:45 PM (+B4Qh)
Bucket of Dog Vomit/Rancid Rotting Meat 2016
Posted by: Duke Lowell
______
That there's some comedy.
Posted by: Furious George at April 05, 2016 04:45 PM (3GAnN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2016 04:45 PM (V/InG)
She probably could have walked to the nomination in 2012 or this year if she wanted it, and 90% of the crap she did since 2008 never would have happened.
Posted by: rd at April 05, 2016 04:45 PM (v0YLX)
Pretty much the gist of it, Anna.
link to WaPo, being a bit snarky:
http://tinyurl.com/zfaytlv
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 05, 2016 04:45 PM (rlfds)
Is there any other evidence needed to illustrate how irretrievably done this Republic is?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2016 04:45 PM (A/3fN)
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 05, 2016 04:39 PM (r1fLd)
_____
This is the same shit I was being told in 2012....oh man it's like millions and millions of 2008 Obama voters are totes not voting for him again. Romney's a lock!!
Remember the PUMAs in 2008? All those supposed Hillary voters who were so mad at Obama, they'd vote for McCain. How'd that work out?
It doesn't matter who it is. If he/she has a "D" after their name, leftists will vote for him/her. They may bitch a little before the election, but when it's go time, they fall in line with the party.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 05, 2016 04:45 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2016 04:46 PM (K2aKX)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 05, 2016 04:46 PM (ucDmr)
WHAT? And give up that incomparable record of achievement???
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 05, 2016 04:46 PM (sl+zA)
I can't believe you're falling for Pus-Oozing Mange-Ridden Hyena's
schtick. He's an asshole. Vote for Bucket of Dog Vomit or you're an
idiot!
Bucket of Dog Vomit/Rancid Rotting Meat 2016
I'm not being treated fairly! Call the wahmmmmbulance!
Posted by: Pus-Oozing Mange-Ridden Hyena at April 05, 2016 04:46 PM (LAe3v)
Leftists bastards.
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2016 04:44 PM (1J6E6)
_____
Bathroom rights.
Just think about that phrase for a second.
Un fucking real.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 05, 2016 04:47 PM (0LHZx)
I guess she felt entitled to the Presidential benefits of office since it was stolen from her by that upstart who should have been getting her coffee.
Posted by: no good deed at April 05, 2016 04:28 PM (GgxVX)
More a case of she didn't want ValJar to know what she was up too.
Posted by: @votermom at April 05, 2016 04:31 PM (nbrY/)
-----------------------
Kidz, this is why I say there's a sliver of hope. She crossed the wrong people. Obama tossed her a bone so she could make a comeback after he was done wiping his feet all over the White House, and what did she do? She ran off and turned it into her own private little get-rich-quick scheme, not even cutting him in for a percentage and putting him between a rock and a hard spot (that's where he'll be when Comey spills) right at the moment when he wanted to be riding out on a wave of adulation and harmony.
And it doesn't help that Huma has been calling Hillary (not ValJar or Michelle or Samantha Power or Susan Rice) the greatest woman in American politics of all time and Bill the greatest Democrat president.
Posted by: iforgot at April 05, 2016 04:47 PM (pC96u)
A little waxing the turtle to brighten up everyone's day.
http://cheezburger.com/79127041/
video-jonathan-the-tortoise-takes-a-bath
I saw Waxing the Turtle open for Despair! in '88 at the Orpheum.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2016 04:47 PM (NsI03)
Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2016 04:47 PM (B48dK)
We're on the ropes.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 04:48 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at April 05, 2016 04:48 PM (jsWA8)
Posted by: Serenity Now! at April 05, 2016 04:48 PM (Xl8hf)
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 05, 2016 04:37 PM (326rv)
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Why bother? If the GOP tries to pursue their crimes, the Clintons call the investigation a partisan witch-hunt. And the media obediently spins it that way every time. This has been going on for decades with these grifters.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 05, 2016 04:48 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Huma Rodham Edmund Abedin Wiener at April 05, 2016 04:48 PM (sl+zA)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 04:48 PM (LA7Cm)
yeah well better that than to be on the END of the rope?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2016 04:49 PM (V/InG)
Posted by: Huma, awaking from one of her night terrors
......................
Anthony wanted some real live flesh again?
Posted by: wth at April 05, 2016 04:49 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: EPA hallway shitter at April 05, 2016 04:49 PM (A/3fN)
Posted by: Hillary at April 05, 2016 04:49 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 05, 2016 04:45 PM (+B4Qh)
Yeah.
One of the speakers on a men's event ad that was shown at church said something like: a country without virtue will soon be a country without freedom. I think unfortunately, that is where we are now.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 05, 2016 04:49 PM (vzMuS)
You had me at hello!
Huma on first meeting Hillary:
Cue: Roberta Flack's "First time ever I saw your face."
"You know, I still remember the look on her face," she continued. "And it's funny, and she would probably be so annoyed that I say this, but I remember thinking, 'Oh my God, she's so beautiful and she's so little!"
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 05, 2016 04:50 PM (r1fLd)
[Listens]
Uh, no. Not the orange juice can and the string thing that you and Reggie play with.
Why don't you go see if there's something on TV?
Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at April 05, 2016 04:50 PM (3GAnN)
Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2016 04:50 PM (B48dK)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 05, 2016 04:50 PM (o7bMU)
Posted by: Bucket of Dog Vomit at April 05, 2016 04:50 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Anna Puma"
Yes. I saw the show at the RPI Field house in 1994.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 05, 2016 04:51 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 05, 2016 04:51 PM (Pj+xp)
it's funny, and she would probably be so annoyed that I say this, but I
remember thinking, 'Oh my God, she's so beautiful and she's so little!"
Sweet Christ on a cracker. These people are so transparent.
Posted by: pep at April 05, 2016 04:51 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2016 04:52 PM (K2aKX)
Posted by: Bucket of Dog Vomit
Vote for me and I'll take a pen and phone to DC.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2016 04:52 PM (NsI03)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 04:48 PM (LA7Cm)
The Republic *is* on the ropes. And truth be told, it isn't entirely Obama's fault either. Or Bush's fault, or Democrats' fault, or Republicans' fault. There's a whole lot of members of the FSA on all sides demanding handouts from the state, and almost no one is willing to tell them "no".
Posted by: chemjeff at April 05, 2016 04:52 PM (+B4Qh)
Posted by: steevy"
Sounds good. On my way.
Posted by: Najeh Davenport at April 05, 2016 04:52 PM (OD2ni)
----
Or, "Look, you didn't win the election, you aren't POTUS, thus you don't get to demand Super Special Accommodations simply because you're too lazy and/or stupid and/or liquor besotted to figure out something new. Anyway, isn't that what you keep Mrs. Wiener around for?"
Posted by: antisocialist at April 05, 2016 04:52 PM (9n14Y)
Vote for me and I'll take a flamethrower to DC!
Posted by: Bucket of Dog Vomit
Have you by chance ever juggled hand grenades?
Posted by: pep at April 05, 2016 04:52 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2016 04:45 PM (V/InG) "
Thank you for saying what I've been thinking for a very long time.
#AnyoneButHillaryOrBernie
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 05, 2016 04:52 PM (gUoN4)
Hillary's biggest mistake ever was agreeing to be Secretary of State and not staying in the Senate.
--------------------
I've been singing that song for a while. She would have been the most powerful Senator, never mind seniority. She could have been a thorn in Obama's side, safely ensconced in the legislature instead of having to endure the loathsome proximity of ValJar, giving press conferences daily and toying about supporting Obama. She still could have sold influence -- didn't need SecState for that -- and she still could have passed herself off as the most BRILL-YUNT woman in American politics.
I don't know why she crawled under Obama's thumb.
Posted by: iforgot at April 05, 2016 04:52 PM (pC96u)
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 05, 2016 04:37 PM (326rv)
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Why bother? If the GOP tries to pursue their crimes, the Clintons call the investigation a partisan witch-hunt. And the media obediently spins it that way every time. This has been going on for decades with these grifters.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
Then there is no point in voting for the GOP.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 05, 2016 04:53 PM (326rv)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 05, 2016 04:50 PM (o7bMU)
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I don't buy that either. They may be bummed that Comrade Bernie is out. But they will be told umpteen times that Trump (or Cruz or Kasich or fill in the blank Republican) is going to ban tampons and birth control and bring back slavery and only Hillary can stop him. And they will dutifully vote for her, even though they may not be super enthuthiastic about it. Basically what happens every election.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 05, 2016 04:53 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: auscolpyr at April 05, 2016 04:53 PM (suO/a)
Brussels metro suicide bomber recently got married & his wife is due to give birth in a month
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 05, 2016 04:53 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 05, 2016 04:54 PM (o7bMU)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2016 04:45 PM (V/InG) "
Thank you for saying what I've been thinking for a very long time.
#AnyoneButHillaryOrBernie
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 05, 2016 04:52 PM (gUoN4)
I say it all the time and it is aimed accurately at certain targets
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2016 04:54 PM (V/InG)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 05, 2016 04:54 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2016 04:55 PM (NsI03)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 05, 2016 04:53 PM (iQIUe)
And no doubt they will end up on the welfare rolls and maybe even qualify for "survivor" benefits. LMAO
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2016 04:55 PM (V/InG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2016 04:55 PM (K2aKX)
150
Hazelton Federal Pen in West Virginia. (includes female inmates)?
Hazelden - Addiction Treatment Center?
I think she may need time at both.
Martha Stewart did her time at FPC Alderson, down in my part of WV.
Martha actually stayed the night before she "checked in" at a locals house to avoid the media and have a some quality time with her family. She paid the folks quite well and according to them was a very pleasant guest.
Somehow, I don't think The Shrill Hill would be so considerate....
Posted by: HillbillyKing at April 05, 2016 04:55 PM (rTo8I)
Just get it over with already.
Posted by: Randolph Bismuth at April 05, 2016 04:55 PM (xGSmc)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 05, 2016 04:56 PM (iQIUe)
I hope Hillary hasn't had anybody trying to influence how things go in her private life (house hunting, etc.) based on this "private network" information--I'm fairly sure she would put blood on the floor if that happened in a way she didn't want. I know I would.
Posted by: Off-kilter at April 05, 2016 04:57 PM (J3UIw)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2016 04:45 PM (V/InG)
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You had me at masturbate.
Posted by: Fred Willard at April 05, 2016 04:57 PM (Xl8hf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2016 04:57 PM (K2aKX)
Hillary's biggest mistake ever was agreeing to be Secretary of State and not staying in the Senate.
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I've been singing that song for a while. She would have been the most powerful Senator, never mind seniority. She could have been a thorn in Obama's side, safely ensconced in the legislature instead of having to endure the loathsome proximity of ValJar, giving press conferences daily and toying about supporting Obama. She still could have sold influence -- didn't need SecState for that -- and she still could have passed herself off as the most BRILL-YUNT woman in American politics.
I don't know why she crawled under Obama's thumb.
Posted by: iforgot at April 05, 2016 04:52 PM (pC96u)
He promised to help her retire her campaign debt. In return, he was able to keep an eye on her sneaky ass AND be a thorn in HER side.
Posted by: antisocialist at April 05, 2016 04:58 PM (9n14Y)
Ego. Same reason as JFnK took it. Secretary of State sounds a helluva lot more impressive than senior senator from NY or MA.So what if they were and are incompetent clowns.
Posted by: tu3031 at April 05, 2016 04:58 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2016 04:58 PM (cXiMR)
Posted by: Hillary at April 05, 2016 04:58 PM (c7vUv)
Vote for me and I'll take a flamethrower to DC!
Posted by: Bucket of Dog Vomit
...
Vote for me and I'll take a pen and phone to DC.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2016 04:52 PM (NsI03)
...................
Vote for me and I'll take a bunch of empty sacks for all the cash I'm going to disappear with.
Posted by: wth at April 05, 2016 04:59 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 04:59 PM (LA7Cm)
...who (come to think of it) may have employed her and paid her.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 05, 2016 04:59 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Golfman at April 05, 2016 05:00 PM (48QDY)
Hillary was padding her resume for 2016. She also saw the opportunity to monetize her position at State. She and Bill entered into an MOU with ValJar and then promptly violated it.
Known Unknown: the names of 1,000 donors funneled through a Canadian affiliate of the Clinton Foundation have never been publicly disclosed, even though the Clintons said they would disclose all. You might get some of these names -- and other insights -- from the 50,000 "deleted" e-mails that Comey presumably now has. These names were hidden for a reason.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 05, 2016 05:00 PM (r1fLd)
Why I Stopped Caring, the latest in an ongoing series. Because it's true.
And if that's what the American people have become, well.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 05, 2016 05:00 PM (9krrF)
We have a felon who is also a clueless imbecile who must have simply been following someone's directions for setting up how to make sure the data for sale was visible as needed leading the Dem race. Closing in on her is a socialist who was too lazy to take an honest job and too incompetent as an independent handyman to get his family out of a dirt floored shack until he was able to sucker some votes and get started in politics.
Waiting, hoping for a chance to move into the vacuum as the U.S. collapses we have the death cult theocracy, China, and Russia.
Meanwhile the leftists are distracting the millennials and Democrats voters with BS that we need to have trans-gender rights because not being willing to shower with someone with male genitalia is as bad as using firehoses and dogs against people demanding voting rights. And Canada who had seemed to been moving to more sanity than us except for the gun rights went and elected Trudeau Jr.
I have the comfort of being over 50 and having had a good go while the country coasted after the Reagan years but I feel badly for young folks.
Posted by: Palerider at April 05, 2016 05:00 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: wth"
Finally. An honest politician.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 05:00 PM (LA7Cm)
Turtle Wax isn't just for cars! They also have shoe polish, rug shampoo, floor wax, and even a line of dessert toppings!
Posted by: just wait, you won't believe what happens next at April 05, 2016 05:01 PM (IQI2h)
Brussels metro suicide bomber recently got married & his wife is due to give birth in a month
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 05, 2016 04:53 PM (iQIUe)
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He'll probably run for President (or PM or whatever the fuck it is in Belgium) and win since 30 years from now they will be a majority.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 05, 2016 05:01 PM (0LHZx)
"Not this phone. This phone is made of solid motherfucking gold."
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at April 05, 2016 05:02 PM (xuouz)
Democrats are truly brain dead when it comes to politics. They just look for the (D) and press the button. Never a thought for the future. It's Pavlovian without a bell or any meat.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 05, 2016 05:02 PM (AroJD)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
******
Call me if your cow has a difficult birthing.
Posted by: probably zombie James Herriott at April 05, 2016 05:02 PM (NeFrd)
She still would have been the junior senator from NY (Chuckie Schumer in 2 years earlier and will be a lifer) and that bothered her.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 05, 2016 05:03 PM (OD2ni)
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That's almost certainly a comment from some Clinton crony to push the blame onto the NSA.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at April 05, 2016 05:03 PM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Palerider at April 05, 2016 05:00 PM (dkExz)
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Some parts of Canada have more relaxed gun laws than some parts of the US. It's easier to buy a gun in Alberta than it is in NYC for example.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 05, 2016 05:03 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Bucket of Dog Vomit at April 05, 2016 05:03 PM (kTF2Z)
Those that refuse to leave I will fire with a flamethrower.
Posted by: @votermom at April 05, 2016 05:05 PM (nbrY/)
Ha, much more pay for play at State.
Posted by: Hillary at April 05, 2016 05:05 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
You're going to have to be specific and provide a timeline as to what we're talking about. There's really only one issue. If Trump doesn't get the nom, for whatever reason, will his supporters stay home? Judging from the comments here, a fair number will.
The idea that a vote for anyone but Trump is a vote for Hillary is routinely mocked. What it isn't is refuted.
Posted by: pep at April 05, 2016 05:05 PM (LAe3v)
It can come from within or it can come from without. I'm beginning to think both options are on the same timeline.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at April 05, 2016 05:05 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Bucket of Dog Vomit at April 05, 2016 05:06 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Bucket of Dog Vomit
Better idea: hire one state lawyer from each of the states to be a chairman of a reformed states-controlled DOJ. Spread the bureaucracy around. Remove the administration control of the agency.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2016 05:06 PM (A/3fN)
The wife has a friend that is a union member along with husband. Nice and not really liberal, but like robots when it comes to politics: "Democrats are the party of the working guy."
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 05, 2016 05:06 PM (OD2ni)
I remember there was a meeting in the Old EOB where the guy spearheading the effort told me ahead of time the argument he was going to try and use to convince the IT heads. It was the dumbest argument I've ever heard, and it convinced me that the political arm of the Clinton's wasn't as sharp as everyone thought they were.
In the end, Clinton backed down and didn't get his way.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 05, 2016 04:03 PM (wW1da)
OK, as an old IT head (network) myself, I have to ask. Why Macs? Aside from their having a reputation for being idiot-proof (hence their popularity amongst media and educashun types), what would have made them preferable to the Windows-based machines that everyone else was using?
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at April 05, 2016 05:06 PM (AJdlq)
Pick Painful Rectal Itch in 2016.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 05, 2016 05:07 PM (evdj2)
Afterwords I'll send a rotating brigade of illegals into the ruins to retrieve as many skulls as possible with which to build my ceremonial throne. The radiation will be an issue, I know, but I won't sit on the throne but briefly on rare important occasions.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 05, 2016 05:07 PM (9krrF)
Er, a vote for Trump, or a third party, or staying home.
Posted by: pep at April 05, 2016 05:07 PM (LAe3v)
Ha, much more pay for play at State.
Posted by: Hillary at April 05, 2016 05:05 PM (c7vUv)
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Bingo!! You can make decent coin via bribes as a senator. But as a Sec of State? We're talking REAL money now.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 05, 2016 05:07 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 05, 2016 05:07 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 05, 2016 04:52 PM (gUoN4)
I say it all the time and it is aimed accurately at certain targets
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2016 04:54 PM (V/InG)
I say it occasionally and it's aimed inaccurately at pretty much random targets:
You're hung up on aesthetics.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at April 05, 2016 05:07 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 05, 2016 05:08 PM (btH0m)
Huma Abedin
Posted by: G6loq at April 05, 2016 05:08 PM (zj+JZ)
318
Clinton in 2009 asked the National Security Agency to create a secure
Blackberry for her to use while traveling. The agency refused to give
her one of the devices, citing its nearly $5,000 cost....
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That's almost certainly a comment from some Clinton crony to push the blame onto the NSA.
Posted by: Make America Great Again
The meeting to talk to the NSA about a secure device cost us more than $5K.
Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2016 05:08 PM (cXiMR)
The Good News: She didn't give away any of our negotiating positions, since our position is always Surrender Today, Surrender Tomorrow, Surrender Always!
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 05, 2016 05:08 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: pep at April 05, 2016 05:05 PM (LAe3v)
I have no idea what your talking about? My point is that I am voting for the whom ever the Republicans Nominate. And to vote otherwise is putting a Democrat in the White House
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2016 05:08 PM (V/InG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2016 05:08 PM (K2aKX)
Posted by: Pus-Oozing Mange-Ridden Hyena Supporter at April 05, 2016 05:08 PM (3GAnN)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 05, 2016 05:07 PM (evdj2)
Painful Rectal Itch is an establishment shill you cretin.
Gaping, Freely Bleeding Head Wound 2016
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at April 05, 2016 05:09 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at April 05, 2016 05:06 PM (AJdlq)
I seem to recall that the Clinton's were used to Macs and didn't want to make the effort to learn anything else.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 05, 2016 05:09 PM (fC9RO)
You should watch that video where they show how many people are in line for a Trump rally. They start at the entrance and just keep going and going and going until they get to the end. They stand in line for hours and hours to see him.
Would they vote for anyone except Trump? It's hard to say, but I imagine most would not.
Posted by: @votermom at April 05, 2016 05:09 PM (nbrY/)
Posted by: Bucket of Dog Vomit at April 05, 2016 05:03 PM (kTF2Z)
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Well, I will increase it 20-fold and build an exact replica of the Bastille especially reserved for treacherous public "servants."
Posted by: Pus-oozing Mange-ridden Hyena at April 05, 2016 05:09 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 05, 2016 05:06 PM (OD2ni)
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I have a sorta friend/acquaintance who is a cop. If you didn't know anything about his voting but just had a chat with him for 20 minutes about the issues of the day you'd swear he was Ted Cruz's long lost twin.
But come election day, he's all in for the "D"s because....they're for the working guy.
It's so weird and frustrating knowing people like this.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 05, 2016 05:09 PM (0LHZx)
over the Democratic nomination process. And it doesn't look good for
Hillary. I would not be surprised to see the White House allow the DOJ
to indict Hillary (but that doesn't mean she will ever go to jail), so
they can push out a Biden/Warren ticket, but they can't do it before the primaries are over. It also provides a path to
final revenge so the Obamas can position themselves at the receivers of
all those "foundation donations" that might otherwise go to the
Clintons.
Posted by: Clinton Foundation at April 05, 2016 05:10 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 05, 2016 05:10 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Bucket of Dog Vomit at April 05, 2016 05:10 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: @votermom at April 05, 2016 05:09 PM (nbrY/)
My fear is that half of them won't fucking vote at all, like they haven't their whole lives.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at April 05, 2016 05:10 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: pep at April 05, 2016 05:05 PM (LAe3v)
Oh it's simple. Some people around here believe in throwing away their vote by voting according to some tribalistic instinct, or voting for whom they perceive to be "the winner", instead of the person that they believe is the best person for the job.
Posted by: chemjeff at April 05, 2016 05:10 PM (+B4Qh)
that I am voting for the whom ever the Republicans Nominate. And to vote
otherwise is putting a Democrat in the White House
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Actually, we agree. I just phrased my point incorrectly. I've since corrected it.
Posted by: pep at April 05, 2016 05:11 PM (LAe3v)
That seems to be a recurring theme with the Clintons.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 05:11 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Bucket of Dog Vomit at April 05, 2016 05:10 PM (kTF2Z)
20 foot wall hahaha, you piker.
Posted by: Trump's 45 foot wall at April 05, 2016 05:11 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Hillary! and her rainbow exoskeleton at April 05, 2016 05:11 PM (rUc9h)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 05, 2016 05:11 PM (AroJD)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 05, 2016 05:10 PM (evdj2)
???If that is a reference to Trump, the funny thing is 95% of those 89% would marry him in a NY minute if given the chance. LMAO
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2016 05:11 PM (V/InG)
I have no idea what your talking about? My point
is that I am voting for the whom ever the Republicans Nominate. And to
vote otherwise is putting a Democrat in the White House
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2016 05:08 PM (V/InG)
We thank you for your loyalty!
Posted by: GOPe at April 05, 2016 05:12 PM (+B4Qh)
I will build a twenty foot wall and put 10,000 alligators in the Rio Grande. I will also deport illegals via trebuchet.
Posted by: Bucket of Dog Vomit
pffffft. Amateur.
Posted by: Smallpox-laden blanket at April 05, 2016 05:12 PM (LAe3v)
Would they vote for anyone except Trump? It's hard to say, but I imagine most would not.
Posted by: @votermom at April 05, 2016 05:09 PM (nbrY/)
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Back in 2012 Romney was getting 30-40K people at rallies who had to stand in the cold for 2 hours. Didn't mean anything. Just like how many bumper stickers or lawn signs you see or don't see for a candidate.
And I say this as a Trump guy.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 05, 2016 05:12 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at April 05, 2016 05:12 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Bucket of Dog Vomit at April 05, 2016 05:06 PM (kTF2Z)
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You don't have ANY thumbs.
You don't even have paws.
At least I have paws.
Posted by: Pus-oozing Mange-ridden Hyena at April 05, 2016 05:12 PM (T/5A0)
Not really, it just smells a little fishy.
Posted by: Hillary at April 05, 2016 05:12 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 05, 2016 05:12 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 05:13 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Bob at April 05, 2016 05:13 PM (IyzB5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
That would explain why three outbuildings have gone up in flames this afternoon.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 05, 2016 05:14 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Bob at April 05, 2016 05:13 PM (IyzB5)
The information superhighway, delivering information but not knowledge, money but not value, events but not meaning.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at April 05, 2016 05:14 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at April 05, 2016 05:12 PM (xuouz)
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I'd like to study this issue further. Any pics/videos of alleged super model BJ?
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 05, 2016 05:14 PM (0LHZx)
Remember honey, blow is just a figure of speech.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 05, 2016 05:14 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: pep at April 05, 2016 05:11 PM (LAe3v)
yeah sorry I realized that about 10 seconds after I hit post.... it's the masturbatory intellectuals who pontificate on voting their conscience or only for the "Best" person who I aim at. They usually reside in fantasy land or the like.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2016 05:14 PM (V/InG)
Aside from their having a reputation for being idiot-proof (hence their
popularity amongst media and educashun types), what would have made them
preferable to the Windows-based machines that everyone else was using?
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at April 05, 2016 05:06 PM (AJdlq)
If you go back to the time of the Bill Clinton Administration, Macs had the upper hand in document and graphic presentation software.
Most of that dominance as slipped away since then but it had a big following which continues into today.
Posted by: Steve Jobs at April 05, 2016 05:15 PM (e8kgV)
Unbelievable!
Posted by: Sean Hannity on Autopilot at April 05, 2016 05:15 PM (3GAnN)
In the general, when there wasn't anyone else vs Obama.
But yeah, it might be the same nothing.
Posted by: @votermom at April 05, 2016 05:15 PM (nbrY/)
"You know, I still remember the look on her face," she continued. "And
it's funny, and she would probably be so annoyed that I say this, but I
remember thinking, 'Oh my God, she's so beautiful and she's so little!"
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What the hell is this all about? Anyone have an idea?
Posted by: iforgot at April 05, 2016 05:16 PM (pC96u)
Posted by: GOPe at April 05, 2016 05:12 PM (+B4Qh)
it's no loyalty, I owe you none. It's self preservation
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2016 05:16 PM (V/InG)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at April 05, 2016 05:16 PM (xuouz)
You don't have ANY thumbs.
You don't even have paws.
At least I have paws.
Posted by: Pus-oozing Mange-ridden Hyena at April 05, 2016 05:12 PM (T/5A0)
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Very well. I shall consider you for VP.
Posted by: Bucket of Dog Vomit at April 05, 2016 05:16 PM (kTF2Z)
Let the people choose between the front-runners, me and Bucket of Dog Vomit.
Preferably me.
Posted by: Pus-oozing Mange-ridden Hyena at April 05, 2016 05:16 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: iforgot at April 05, 2016 05:16 PM (pC96u)
Huma the first time she met Hillary.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at April 05, 2016 05:17 PM (xuouz)
Ted has the Late Momentum. Will it be enough?
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 05, 2016 05:17 PM (evdj2)
Barky was insisting on using his blackberry at the same time. There were lots of articles written about it, and it became part of a joke when Barky, later, couldn't figure out how to work an iPhone.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 05, 2016 05:17 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Bucket of Dog Vomit
pffffft. Amateur.
Posted by: Smallpox-laden blanket at April 05, 2016 05:12 PM (LAe3v)
Where do you think we got the smallpox from in the 1st place?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2016 05:17 PM (NsI03)
Huma was interviewed about the first time she met Hillary.
Posted by: Golfman at April 05, 2016 05:17 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Soona at April 05, 2016 05:17 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 05, 2016 05:07 PM (9krrF)
*****
Would the Cavil administration by any chance need a Pun Czar? 'Cause I might be available.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 05, 2016 05:17 PM (NeFrd)
Let the people choose between the front-runners, me and Bucket of Dog Vomit.
Preferably me.
Posted by: Pus-oozing Mange-ridden Hyena at April 05, 2016 05:16 PM (T/5A0)
This is bullshit. It's like Gaping, Freely Bleeding Head Wound is the Rand Paul of this race. Not even getting any coverage.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at April 05, 2016 05:17 PM (xuouz)
it's funny, and she would probably be so annoyed that I say this, but I
remember thinking, 'Oh my God, she's so beautiful and she's so little!"
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What the hell is this all about? Anyone have an idea?
Posted by: iforgot
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Wet panties.
Posted by: Aviator at April 05, 2016 05:17 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: hairless mule at April 05, 2016 05:17 PM (EqmTZ)
But yeah, it might be the same nothing.
Posted by: @votermom at April 05, 2016 05:15 PM (nbrY/)
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Maybe this stuff mattered in the past since a bumper sticker or lawn sign or attending a rally was the only way to express support for a candidate. But now with social media and shit, you can show 1000X more support for someone with a tweet or a FB post than you would putting a lawn sign in your front yard.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 05, 2016 05:17 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2016 05:16 PM (V/InG)
Oh we know. We know we have you in our back pockets.
Posted by: GOPe at April 05, 2016 05:18 PM (+B4Qh)
Posted by: bestie21 at April 05, 2016 05:18 PM (HUeC4)
Blackberry texting in the dead of night
Take this broken phone and learn to spy
All your life
You were only waiting for the commies to arrive
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at April 05, 2016 05:18 PM (Dwehj)
Ted has the Late Momentum. Will it be enough?
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 05, 2016 05:17 PM (evdj2)
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Unless Ted can somehow change the laws of mathematics, it won't mean much.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at April 05, 2016 05:19 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: bestie21 at April 05, 2016 05:18 PM (HUeC4)
I've been saying this for months. Let's get it on.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at April 05, 2016 05:19 PM (xuouz)
I would pay $20 an ear.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 05, 2016 05:19 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo"
Right. I have burned by that false hope. Never again. A few years ago my area was overloaded with signs for the guy challenging Steny Hoyer. I even taunted Hoyer when I saw him campaigning at the Metro station. Hoyer won by 50 pts.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 05, 2016 05:19 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Soona at April 05, 2016 05:17 PM (Fmupd)
Primary results ... You make me laugh, peon.
Posted by: Rinsed Pubis, Vichy GOP Dictator at April 05, 2016 05:19 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Golfman at April 05, 2016 05:20 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2016 05:16 PM (V/InG)
Typical...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at April 05, 2016 05:21 PM (Zu3d9)
We don't really care about the "results".
Here at AoSHQ, the polls tell us everything we need to know.
Posted by: jwest at April 05, 2016 05:21 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane"
Ghost of Kari. Not a great American. Sad.
Posted by: Sean Hannity at April 05, 2016 05:22 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Steve Jobs at April 05, 2016 05:22 PM (e8kgV)
Unbelievable!
Posted by: Sean Hannity on Autopilot at April 05, 2016 05:15 PM (3GAnN)
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Every time I come on your stupid show all you want to talk about is Bucket of Dog Vomit.
What do I think of what Dog Vomit did?
Can I beat Dog Vomit in Guam?
Why did I say X about Dog Vomit?
I'm sick of it.
Posted by: Pus-oozing Mange-ridden Hyena at April 05, 2016 05:23 PM (T/5A0)
but I like him. His big idea is brilliant. Issue letters of Marque and
Reprisal and let the private sector kill ISIS. It's brilliant. Let
people who don't have their hands bound by federal over site go make a
profit killing off these bastards. It's not a crazy idea. If your
fighting a pirate band like Isis then send in mercenaries to handle
them.
Posted by: bestie21 at April 05, 2016 05:18 PM (HUeC4)
It's a stupid idea. letters of marque are traditionally something you issue to ships so that they can legally capture the ships of your enemies and not be considered pirates. You can't practically transfer that to land-based operations.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 05, 2016 05:23 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: IP at April 05, 2016 05:23 PM (aQQbl)
Barky's was only $3500.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/01/22/obama.blackberry/index.html
Report: Security officials approve $3,350 smartphone for Barack Obama
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 05, 2016 05:23 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 05, 2016 05:23 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: bestie21 at April 05, 2016 05:24 PM (HUeC4)
****
Camels => ships of the desert. QED.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 05, 2016 05:24 PM (NeFrd)
What do I think of what Dog Vomit did?
Can I beat Dog Vomit in Guam?
Why did I say X about Dog Vomit?
I'm sick of it.
Posted by: Pus-oozing Mange-ridden Hyena at April 05, 2016
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We laugh, but this is some serious shit.
Posted by: Soona at April 05, 2016 05:25 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Steve Jobs at April 05, 2016 05:22 PM (e8kgV)
It was protected by a fecal cloak, which made it about as secure as anything.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 05, 2016 05:25 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon"
I can tell you what she had for lunch today (IYKWIM)
Posted by: Huma at April 05, 2016 05:26 PM (OD2ni)
The demographics were mighty Trump-friendly. It's going to be quite a blow when Cruz crushes him like the polls said will happen.
Posted by: jwest at April 05, 2016 05:26 PM (Zs4uk)
The donations occur through the 700,000-member Communications Workers of America the umbrella union for guild journalists at the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, the Washington Post and other papers, as well as for many TV and communications workers. The CWA has been one of Bernie Sanders biggest contributors throughout his Washington career, records show. In December, following a vote by its members, the union endorsed the avowed socialist in his contest with Hillary Clinton for the Democratic presidential nomination.
Rules are for the Little people
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2016 05:26 PM (V/InG)
Oh, I'm following very closely. I think Hyena's right here.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 05:26 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: bestie21 at April 05, 2016 05:26 PM (HUeC4)
****
Camels => ships of the desert. QED.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
Bounties. Like Nutria tails. Ears.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2016 05:26 PM (NsI03)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 05, 2016 05:07 PM (9krrF)
*****
Would the Cavil administration by any chance need a Pun Czar? 'Cause I might be available.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 05, 2016 05:17 PM (NeFrd)
Wait.... a PUN Czar?
Does that mean you want the Fed Government involved with our Puns!!!
The Right to keep and bear Puns.... or arm bears... or bear arms....
I know there's something in the Constitution about Pun Control...
oh... wait... FREE SPEECH!!!!!
You shall take my Puns when you pull my cold dead fingers away from my Thesaurus!
Posted by: Don Q at April 05, 2016 05:27 PM (qf6WZ)
******
Maybe the hackers now have Virtual Reality gas masks.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 05, 2016 05:27 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: jwest at April 05, 2016 05:26 PM (Zs4uk)
Yeah but is it to little to late? This is looking more and more like a contested convention and mayhem
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2016 05:28 PM (V/InG)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 05, 2016 05:28 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: ejo at April 05, 2016 05:28 PM (il4FI)
them.
Posted by: bestie21 at April 05, 2016 05:18 PM (HUeC4)
It's a stupid idea. letters of marque are traditionally something you issue to ships so that they can legally capture the ships of your enemies and not be considered pirates. You can't practically transfer that to land-based operations.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 05, 2016 05:23 PM (fC9RO)
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Why not? It's the same principle. And the Constitution doesn't narrow it to just ships.
Posted by: Soona at April 05, 2016 05:29 PM (Fmupd)
So PayPal is now boycotting N.C. over bathroom rights, I guess the bathrooms at their corporate office is a free for all. Leftists bastards.Posted by: Skip
They plan to expand into the human rights utopia of Cuba.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 05, 2016 05:29 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Bitch in heat at April 05, 2016 05:29 PM (aQQbl)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 05, 2016 05:29 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: rd at April 05, 2016 05:29 PM (v0YLX)
Posted by: Sporkatus at April 05, 2016 05:30 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 05, 2016 05:30 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 05:30 PM (LA7Cm)
I believe that, as a matter not expressly delegated to the Federal government, pun control is best left to the states.
Besides, I wouldn't want a reputation as a czar looser.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 05, 2016 05:30 PM (9krrF)
Our cavalier attitude towards national security makes us sound like a bunch of upper class drunk homo brits.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 05, 2016 05:31 PM (iQIUe)
Yep. News said HB2 would cost NC hundreds of jobs.
I'll take the hit.
Posted by: Golfman at April 05, 2016 05:31 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 05, 2016 05:23 PM (fC9RO)
There is nothing inherently sea-based about a Letter of Marque.
One can be written and voted on by congress and signed by the president that would cover land-based operations.
But I'll bet that there are prohibitions against them in international law, so that might get sticky.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2016 05:31 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Matt at April 05, 2016 04:30 PM (qbtsQ)
More like a lutefisk pot in her case.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 05, 2016 05:32 PM (oKE6c)
Just have the EPA declare them navigable water ways.
Posted by: Aviator at April 05, 2016 05:32 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 05, 2016 05:33 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bitch in heat at April 05, 2016 05:29 PM (aQQbl)
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Well, well, well.
Do tell us about it.
Coffee?
Inquiring minds want to know!
Posted by: National Enquirer at April 05, 2016 05:33 PM (T/5A0)
gold, oil and the equipment our own military cede to the terrorists
for their own profit. It's an enumerated power in the constitution.
There is no reason we can't do it.
Posted by: bestie21 at April 05, 2016 05:26 PM (HUeC4)
Because that all belongs to the Iraqi or Syrian governments or their citizens, and you're conducting operations in legal Iraqi or Syrian territory. Letters of marque were developed for use on the high seas, where there was no jurisdiction.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 05, 2016 05:34 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 05, 2016 05:34 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 05, 2016 05:23 PM (fC9RO)
Actually.... it was done a lot in the Borgia era.... they'd hire mercenary groups to raid other Principalities in Punishment Raids...
Add in US groups like the Flying Tigers pre WW2...
Note, we never ratified the UN Anti Mercenary Convention.... soooo....
And there are conflicting US laws about mercenary legality...
Posted by: Don Q at April 05, 2016 05:34 PM (qf6WZ)
Indeed. Ships taking hostile shipping were just the most convenient method. The Constitution grants Congress the power to 'make Rules concerning Captures on Land and Water'.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 05, 2016 05:35 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: donna at April 05, 2016 05:35 PM (O2RFr)
open seas/dry land dichotomy is to decide to declare certain territories
open and ungoverned for the purposes of private activity.
How about Detroit, Oakland, Newark, East St. Louis ...?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 05, 2016 05:35 PM (oKE6c)
but I like him. His big idea is brilliant. Issue letters of Marque and
Reprisal and let the private sector kill ISIS. It's brilliant. Let
people who don't have their hands bound by federal over site go make a
profit killing off these bastards. It's not a crazy idea. If your
fighting a pirate band like Isis then send in mercenaries to handle
them.
Posted by: bestie21 at April 05, 2016 05:18 PM (HUeC4)
It's a stupid idea. letters of marque are traditionally something you issue to ships so that they can legally capture the ships of your enemies and not be considered pirates. You can't practically transfer that to land-based operations.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 05, 2016 05:23 PM (fC9RO)
Read Steven Pressfield's book , The Profession . He thinks that is what will be the exact situation in the Middle East in the not too distant future. The more time passes from when I read this fictional novel, the more I am convinced Pressfield is more than just a great writer.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 05, 2016 05:35 PM (KEA7I)
way to get past the open seas/dry land dichotomy is to decide to declare
certain territories open and ungoverned for the purposes of private
activity. This would of course require telling the UN to fuck off so it
won't happen, but while I'm dreaming...
Posted by: Sporkatus at April 05, 2016 05:30 PM (HtLSE)
There's no way in Hell that the Syrian or Iraqi governments would consent to declare their territory open and ungoverned.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 05, 2016 05:36 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: bestie21 at April 05, 2016 05:36 PM (HUeC4)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 05, 2016 05:36 PM (fC9RO)
What exactly are they going to do about it?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 05, 2016 05:36 PM (oKE6c)
I don't know why she crawled under Obama's thumb.
Larger donor audience.
Posted by: DaveA at April 05, 2016 05:37 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: bestie21 at April 05, 2016 05:37 PM (HUeC4)
Government officials and the public were warned their blackberry/phones would be hacked - without exception - upon entering Chinese airports during the period when the Chinese hosted the Olympics.
Yet Hillary simply does whatever she pleases with state secrets.
Posted by: 13times at April 05, 2016 05:38 PM (WHVu+)
I'm beginning to like this idea. Basically, Blackwater (or whatever it is now) or whoever else wants to go, takes them on for bounty, and I'm sure would keep a good percentage of whatever material they took.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 05:38 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: OneIronMacGuffin at April 05, 2016 05:38 PM (NjX7M)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 05, 2016 05:35 PM (oKE6c)
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There's no treasure in those places. Just lead plumbing and losers.
Posted by: Soona at April 05, 2016 05:38 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 05, 2016 05:34 PM (2cS/G)
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Will anyone ever have the courage to stand up to these bullies?
All it would take is a few brave souls saying NO.
But I fear we haven't got any.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 05, 2016 05:39 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Colorado Alex
What exactly are they going to do about it?
Posted by: Jay Guevara
/looks to the border
...you know, I'm starting to sour on this otherwise promising line of thought.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 05, 2016 05:39 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Wide Stance in NC at April 05, 2016 05:39 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 05, 2016 05:36 PM (oKE6c)
Deny you access to their territory for one thing.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 05, 2016 05:40 PM (fC9RO)
...you know, I'm starting to sour on this otherwise promising line of thought.
Call out the Militia.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 05, 2016 05:40 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Colorado Alex
Hard to deny access to something you don't effectively control...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 05, 2016 05:40 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: @votermom at April 05, 2016 05:41 PM (nbrY/)
Deny you access to their territory for one thing.
Posted by: Colorado Alex
Does the phrase "The Highway of Death" ring a fucking bell?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2016 05:41 PM (A/3fN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2016 05:28 PM (V/InG)
I know Ace will say this is crazy and that only unsophisticated, multi-generational sister fucking inbred hillbillies in flyover country would suggest it, but maybe, just maybe, the polls were wrong.
We'll see a little later tonight.
Posted by: jwest at April 05, 2016 05:41 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 05, 2016 05:41 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 05, 2016 05:36 PM (oKE6c)
Deny you access to their territory for one thing.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 05, 2016 05:40 PM (fC9RO)
More likely the ruling government will invite them in with a financial agreement.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 05, 2016 05:41 PM (KEA7I)
I was going to say, didn't keep ISIS out.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 05:41 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 05, 2016 05:41 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 05, 2016 05:42 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 05, 2016 05:40 PM (fC9RO)
How?
ISIS has hundreds of "fighters" crossing into Syria and Iraq simply by driving in. The national borders of those two countries are absolutely uncontrolled.
The idea of a modern-day Letter of Marque may be undoable for other reasons, but physical access to the countries in question is the easiest part of the problem.
Posted by: Wide Stance in NC at April 05, 2016 05:42 PM (Zu3d9)
Festering Hatchet Wound made it on the ballot, so there's some consolation in that.
Posted by: Fritz at April 05, 2016 05:42 PM (+E2Y7)
Deny you access to their territory for one thing.
Posted by: Colorado Alex
Does the phrase "The Highway of Death" ring a fucking bell?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2016 05:41 PM (A/3fN)
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Isn't that an AC/DC album?
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 05, 2016 05:42 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2016 05:42 PM (Zu3d9)
We'll see a little later tonight.
Posted by: jwest at April 05, 2016 05:41 PM (Zs4uk)
Even if Trump wins this is looking increasingly messy. But I will be the first to admit I have no fuckin idea how all this is gonna turn out. Fasten your seat belt we are in for a wild ride
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2016 05:43 PM (V/InG)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 05, 2016 05:43 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2016 05:43 PM (r65B3)
And PayPal will still take payments from NC.
Posted by: Golfman at April 05, 2016 05:43 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 05, 2016 05:44 PM (NeFrd)
Most of that dominance as slipped away since then but it had a big following which continues into today.
Posted by: Steve Jobs at April 05, 2016 05:15 PM (e8kgV)
Yeah, right. Gotta have those pretty pitchers, so sayeth the idiots in the media and edumucashun, the only groups who've always had a "thing" for Apple computers...
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at April 05, 2016 05:44 PM (AJdlq)
You just want your Bucket of Dog Vomit phone, right?
Posted by: Furious George at April 05, 2016 05:44 PM (3GAnN)
I believe that is prohibited by the Hague Conventions.
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 05, 2016 05:44 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Golfman at April 05, 2016 05:43 PM (48QDY)
I'll take "Posturing for no affect for $200" Alex.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2016 05:45 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 05, 2016 05:45 PM (2cS/G)
I am more than willing to sacrifice, say, Michael Moore, Alec Baldwin, Susan Sarandon, and, Yoko One in the first wave.
Posted by: The United States of America at April 05, 2016 05:45 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
Nah. This calls for the unique skillset only Mark Wahlberg can bring to bear. We must issue a Letter of Marky Mark.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 05, 2016 05:45 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Barney Frank at April 05, 2016 05:45 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2016 05:41 PM (A/3fN)
Route Irish. It's gonna be hard to operate out of a FOB in Iraq when you're getting rocketed every day and your convoys can't move along the roads without getting hit.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 05, 2016 05:45 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: 13times at April 05, 2016 05:46 PM (WHVu+)
Posted by: Downhome Hillary Clinton at April 05, 2016 05:46 PM (3GAnN)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 05, 2016 05:46 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 05, 2016 05:47 PM (KEA7I)
Posted by: The United States of America at April 05, 2016 05:45 PM (LA7Cm)
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You can have Pvt. Bergdhal provide their security.
Posted by: US Army at April 05, 2016 05:47 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 05, 2016 05:47 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 05, 2016 05:47 PM (kBIIG)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 05, 2016 05:44 PM (NeFrd)<<<
Bacon Wahlburger ordnance.
Posted by: The Wahlbergs at April 05, 2016 05:48 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at April 05, 2016 05:48 PM (evdj2)
So you've got Bucket of Dog Vomit and Mangy Hyena on one side, and Scissoring Manatee and Comrade Coot on the other.
It's going to be a close election!
Posted by: wth at April 05, 2016 05:49 PM (HgMAr)
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See: NC HB2
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2016 05:49 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Dindu Nuffin at April 05, 2016 05:49 PM (c7vUv)
It's there *now*.
It *wasn't* available in 2009 to the level she wanted.
Posted by: MDH3 at April 05, 2016 05:49 PM (SHrBQ)
Posted by: bestie21 at April 05, 2016 05:36 PM (HUeC4)
Depending on the booty...
Yes.
Posted by: Phone of kari at April 05, 2016 05:50 PM (bvhrp)
Doubloons, rum, sodomy and the lash...
Now that's a program we can get behind.
Posted by: jwest at April 05, 2016 05:50 PM (Zs4uk)
until they finally won. That's what this islamic bullshit will do.
Eventually they will nuke us and we wont have the balls to nuke them
back.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 05, 2016 05:47 PM (iQIUe)
==============================================
I caught the tail end of an interview with an author yesterday that said the very same thing. His view was it's gonna be bad. As in Revelations bad. ISIS - instrument of terror, murder and cruel atrocities, fueled by a fanatical "religion" of followers in an ideological frenzy, spreading worldwide, unchecked by the West.
It didn't sound pleasant.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 05, 2016 05:51 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 05:51 PM (LA7Cm)
I've seen Persian booty. You have a winner there.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at April 05, 2016 05:52 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Willy at April 05, 2016 05:52 PM (ersJc)
There's no treasure in those places. Just lead plumbing and losers.
Posted by: Soona at April 05, 2016 05:38 PM (Fmupd)
..................
Crackheads already stole all the copper piping.
Posted by: wth at April 05, 2016 05:52 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Golfman at April 05, 2016 05:53 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....tortured American at April 05, 2016 05:53 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2016 05:53 PM (1J6E6)
Except I sell our military to the highest bidder to pay for all my ideas like single payer healthcare!
What could go wrong!?
Posted by: Trump at April 05, 2016 05:53 PM (mcm0N)
Armies from the beginning of time have fought for the ability to rape and pillage.
Posted by: jwest at April 05, 2016 05:54 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Golfman at April 05, 2016 05:43 PM (48QDY)
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And Cuba, and Sudan, etc., etc., where they stone gheys to death.
BUT, NC, which thinks that compelling private organizations to allow men to use the girl's shower room is a bad idea, is EVIL.
Note that anyone is free to do so if they wish. None of the corporate complainers do so, so far. Not one.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2016 05:55 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 05, 2016 06:01 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2016 06:02 PM (1J6E6)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 05, 2016 05:31 PM (Zu3d9)
Good thing there's no such thing as "international law".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 05, 2016 06:06 PM (zc3Db)
I suspect that if the Israelis had killed 10, 000 people in Gaza in 2014 things would be a whole lot quieter over there, even if they were all innocent civilians because that is what those people respect.
Posted by: obnoxious ahole at April 05, 2016 06:06 PM (MpvuV)
Posted by: Just some guy at April 05, 2016 06:22 PM (v5uOx)
Posted by: Russia at April 05, 2016 06:33 PM (+TUQ6)
"How did you handle the classified and other sensitive electronic, written and oral communications your job as Secretary of State required you to do?"
Posted by: crazy at April 05, 2016 06:35 PM (4VSNx)
Posted by: Ukraine at April 05, 2016 06:35 PM (+TUQ6)
This is a trick question. Hacked SoS / Obammy?
Too close to call.
Posted by: tbodie at April 05, 2016 06:45 PM (na0uG)
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