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Email Probe: "You Get One Shot At The Queen," Unnamed Source Says

Highwire.


As the FBI enters the final phases of its investigation into Hillary Clinton's use of an unauthorized email server for government business, Attorney General Loretta Lynch and FBI Director James Comey are meeting frequently to discuss the progress and handling of the highly sensitive case, a source told Fox News.

Among the issues discussed in the meetings, which have been taking place several times per week, are who will be interviewed and in what order, according to an intelligence source close to the ongoing case. Emails released by the State Department have already shown Clinton and several key aides used the personal, unsecured network to send more than 1,000 messages which have been deemed classified.

"In a case like this you get one shot at the queen," the source, who was not authorized to speak on the record, said referring to Clinton, the former secretary of state and current front-runner for the Democratic presidential nomination. "The pressures are enormous on the agents, as the case has to be airtight and perfect."

Lorreta Lynch is ordering a main dish of No Controlling Legal Authority with a side of Mistakes Were Made and an extra helping of If The Glove Doesn't Fit, You Must Acquit.

Posted by: Ace at 04:48 PM




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1 True

Posted by: Golfman at March 31, 2016 04:50 PM (48QDY)

2 Aim between the eyes

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 31, 2016 04:50 PM (Qvgg/)

3 Will y'all at FBI hurry up, I don't have much time to play before the Ferryman comes a callin'

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at March 31, 2016 04:51 PM (12kBq)

4 Nothing, and I mean NOTHING is going to come of this.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 31, 2016 04:51 PM (ovgn0)

5 If you start to take Vienna...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 31, 2016 04:51 PM (kTF2Z)

6 You forgot the Maraschino Cherry of "what difference at this point does it make?"

The word is out, the fix is in they finally found me.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 31, 2016 04:51 PM (g8Hfr)

7 "In a case like this you get one shot at the queen," the source, who was not authorized to speak on the record, said referring to Clinton.

The source was later found dead of multiple gunshot wounds to the back of the head. Authorities have ruled it a suicide.

Posted by: brak at March 31, 2016 04:51 PM (MJuTN)

8 OT but this will cheer you up
http://twitter.com/steveschale/status/715579907787591680

Posted by: @votermom at March 31, 2016 04:51 PM (nbrY/)

9
The conclusion: Not a scintilla of corruption.

Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 31, 2016 04:52 PM (IV1em)

10 Use the Chewbacca Defense!

Posted by: Michelle Obama at March 31, 2016 04:52 PM (XItbt)

11 What this tells me is that the entire case will be dismissed based on a spelling error on page 237.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 31, 2016 04:52 PM (Qvgg/)

12 She will not see one day in court or spend one minute in jail.

The pardon has already been signed and is in the safe at the Clinton Foundation office.

Posted by: Soona at March 31, 2016 04:52 PM (Fmupd)

13 4 Posted by: JoeF. at March 31, 2016 04:51 PM (ovgn0)


I agree, Yeb put a medal on her..... how many GOP leaders called her "My good friend"?

This is a punch and judy show for us rubes.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 31, 2016 04:52 PM (g8Hfr)

14 If you go after the King (Queen), you must kill (as a figure of speech) the King (Queen).

Posted by: JoeF. at March 31, 2016 04:52 PM (ovgn0)

15 One shot at the queen says unidentified source. BS, if the FBI director has any balls he will get as many shots as he wants and if she tries to resist he can subpoena her. And if she flouts the subpoena he can go to one of those "golden judges" they keep in their stable and have her jailed for contempt.


And if Obama and Lynchlaw give him shit he can resign and go public. That is bound to even make the MFM stand up and talk.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 31, 2016 04:52 PM (vvmPQ)

16 Her exoskeleton is made of femdemocratium. Cannot be penetrated. Ask slick.

Posted by: Eromero at March 31, 2016 04:52 PM (zLDYs)

17 And it's old news. Why, that's what we have statutes of limitations for, is to protect against old news.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 31, 2016 04:52 PM (2lndx)

18 "In a case like this you get one shot at the queen," the source, who was not authorized to speak on the record, said referring to Clinton, the former secretary of state and current front-runner for the Democratic presidential nomination. "The pressures are enormous on the agents, as the case has to be airtight and perfect."

LOL. As if the Clintons haven't been investigated numerous times, already - and will be numerous times in the future, undoubtedly.

And Shrillary is more the "piss-girl" than the queen.

Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 31, 2016 04:53 PM (zc3Db)

19 I never liked Queen.
Too gay.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 31, 2016 04:53 PM (ovgn0)

20 We're gonna get to the bottom of Benghazi too!

Posted by: Trey Gowdy at March 31, 2016 04:54 PM (XItbt)

21
Imagine if Republicans lose control of the House and Senate...

Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 31, 2016 04:54 PM (IV1em)

22 Comey found his car keys?

Posted by: wth at March 31, 2016 04:54 PM (HgMAr)

23 21


Imagine if Republicans lose control of the House and Senate...

Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 31, 2016 04:54 PM (IV1em)

Well they are doing everything they can to do that after the last election.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 31, 2016 04:55 PM (vvmPQ)

24 She's going to walk and then she's going to turn the entire power of the Federal Government on the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.

Lois Lerner will be the new Lily Ledbetter.

Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2016 04:55 PM (mEs7I)

25 Waterboard the hag.

Posted by: nuke a nork at March 31, 2016 04:55 PM (V6P3r)

26 I is in no ways goin to retalitates gainst deez agents whens I'z Preznit.

Posted by: Presnit-lect Hillary down south at March 31, 2016 04:55 PM (pMGkg)

27 I am totally confident that Lynch is not passing on the details to Obama so that he can decide the best way to cover is his a$$, up to and including full pardons of all involved.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2016 04:55 PM (NOIQH)

28 Which means that the only way the story gets out is if it is leaked. There is no way the DOJ allows her to be charged, despite an airtight case documenting her breaking the law.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 31, 2016 04:55 PM (Qvgg/)

29 One shot at the queen for multiple felonies. What a country. It's good to be queen.

Posted by: auscolpyr at March 31, 2016 04:56 PM (suO/a)

30
Well they are doing everything they can to do that after the last election.

Yes, it will be quite a contrast from how business is currently conducted.

Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 31, 2016 04:56 PM (IV1em)

31 And Shrillary is more the "piss-girl" than the queen.




Countess de Money?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2016 04:56 PM (hpmES)

32 Memo to Clinton Staff: Don't go to the park alone.

Posted by: nuke a nork at March 31, 2016 04:56 PM (V6P3r)

33
Attorney General Loretta Lynch and FBI Director James Comey are meeting frequently to discuss the progress and handling of the highly sensitive case,
..........................

What happened to good ol' days when the FIBs just broke your door in at 3:00am and put a knee in your back?

Posted by: wth at March 31, 2016 04:57 PM (HgMAr)

34 Imagine if Republicans lose control of the House and Senate...
Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 31, 2016 04:54 PM (IV1em)

OMG!

Wait... it would be exactly the same as it is now, except with Pelosi telling me how wrong and hateful I am again instead of Ryan.

Posted by: Damiano at March 31, 2016 04:57 PM (XItbt)

35 Quick, hire Chelsea Clinton!

Posted by: CBS at March 31, 2016 04:57 PM (mEs7I)

36 If she gets indicted, I'll eat my own balls.

Posted by: William Shatner's Pants at March 31, 2016 04:57 PM (T0SPa)

37 21,
Imagine no Republicans
It's easy if you try
No House of Representatives
And no Senate , wonder why

Imagine all the people
Voting for Hillary

Posted by: JoeF. at March 31, 2016 04:57 PM (ovgn0)

38 Omar from The Wire knew what he was talking about - You come at the [Queen], you best not miss.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 31, 2016 04:57 PM (4/i9Y)

39 Well the good news is that it is Megyn Kelly's world and we just live in it.

Asking Hillary to obey the law is icky and sexist and that charge is powerful.

So no need trying to enforce it.

Posted by: blaster at March 31, 2016 04:57 PM (2Ocf1)

40 It's funny - in a sad way - how conservatives keep clinging to the hope that anything will come of this.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at March 31, 2016 04:57 PM (0LHZx)

41 OMG!

Wait... it would be exactly the same as it is now, except with Pelosi telling me how wrong and hateful I am again instead of Ryan.

Posted by: Damiano at March 31, 2016 04:57 PM (XItbt)


But Ryan would be standing behind her, as minority leader, squeaking, "Yeah!"

Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 31, 2016 04:59 PM (zc3Db)

42 O/T State trooper killed at greyhound station in Richmond,Va, eyewitnesses report spotting a comb over matching Trump running from scene.

Posted by: rerun at March 31, 2016 04:59 PM (SOVQ8)

43 well maybe comey gets one shot but judicial watch may get two shots at her. should hillary's testimony, or that of her henchwomen, not sync she is in a world of problems.



Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2016 05:00 PM (vb33c)

44 Imagine if Republicans lose control of the House and Senate...
Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 31, 2016 04:54 PM (IV1em)

___

It would be hell. Spending would increase, regulations would grow, amnesty would be a done deal, the EPA would run unchecked and ever judge appointed by Hillary would be approved by the senate.

So basically the same as 2011-present.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at March 31, 2016 05:00 PM (0LHZx)

45 The beauty of all this is that not only does Hillary skate, she'll go on to be The Historic First, Part 2 (Female Edition). She'll blow (out) whatever asshole The GOPe can dig up at this point, and Trump will get the blame.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 31, 2016 05:00 PM (ovgn0)

46 Ear/nose/throat docs are behind the one shot conspiracy. Follow the sticky money

Posted by: derit at March 31, 2016 05:00 PM (OC+TJ)

47 I don't think it's very nice to treat that fat lady mean like they have been. It's only national security, after all is said and done, and there is no reason to be bad to the chubby.

Posted by: nuke a nork at March 31, 2016 05:00 PM (V6P3r)

48 The article also has the following: "Nearly a dozen people who worked with Clinton at State, as well as others linked to the Clinton family's nonprofit foundation have received, or are expected to receive, formal interview requests from the bureau, the source told Fox News."

Clinton Cash Pay-for-Play is the silver bullet needed for the one shot to Hillary's melon, so I'm encouraged by mention of the Chelsea Legacy Foundation.

There was a recent pro-Hillary article in the LA Times which argued no harm, no foul, including by saying that no sensitive documents were shared outside those authorized. But Sid Vicious got exactly that, which is where the extradicted hacker Gufficer come in.

Let us pray!

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2016 05:01 PM (r1fLd)

49 hillary is like a magnetic form of the jerk, everything sticks to her and is hanging off of her, she just refuses to keep plodding forward.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2016 05:01 PM (vb33c)

50 Hillary will hold up a newspaper during the interrogation, with the headline "Hillary Guilty, Lynch Declares." And then she'll cackle.

Posted by: m at March 31, 2016 05:01 PM (S/1cF)

51 Why are we even talking about this? If it were any normal person, such as you or I, we would already be wearing prison orange and eating our meals off of metal trays.
It is a sad commentary on this country that if you are a celebrity, rich, or powerfully politically connected, laws that would apply to everyone else do not apply to them. And the majority of people in this country are OK with that.

Posted by: Old Blue at March 31, 2016 05:02 PM (9iR5/)

52 You shoot too high and miss, everyone feels more secure.

Posted by: Deep throat at March 31, 2016 05:02 PM (BBBoi)

53 Early OT, with no apologies:

I am now a great grandfather to a girl named Athena Lucille.

Posted by: jwb7605 at March 31, 2016 05:02 PM (DofIg)

54 One shot usually doesn't stop a hippo.

Posted by: wth at March 31, 2016 05:02 PM (HgMAr)

55 1 shot?
- Whitewater
- Sex scandals
- Lying about... everything from her name to getting shot at to national security issues
- Everything she said and did in relation to Benghazi
- 9 out of every 10 cents into or out of the Clinton Foundation
- ... endless list of other stuff

This bitch would not get hit with a target locked, laser sighted machine gun shooting shotgun shells while she stood still and waved from a plane.

Posted by: Damiano at March 31, 2016 05:02 PM (XItbt)

56
I could be wrong, but it sure does appear that Black Lies Matter just assassinated another cop.

Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 31, 2016 05:02 PM (IV1em)

57 ....Trump will get the blame and then the GOPe can say, "see ? we told you this would happen." even if Trump isn't the nominee--which is becoming clearer by the day.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 31, 2016 05:02 PM (ovgn0)

58 44 Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at March 31, 2016 05:00 PM (0LHZx)


We'd see liberals nominated to SCotUS...you know like Bush's gift Judas Iscariot Roberts.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 31, 2016 05:02 PM (g8Hfr)

59 The Queen is Dead, Long Live the Queen

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2016 05:03 PM (voOPb)

60 Um, she's not even an elected or appointed anything right now. This is a whitewash and will result in nothing.

Posted by: ejo at March 31, 2016 05:03 PM (il4FI)

61 Nearly a dozen people who worked with Clinton at State, as well as others linked to the Clinton family's nonprofit foundation have received, or are expected to receive, formal interview requests from the bureau, the source told Fox News.

_____

This is how the interviews will go:

FBI: Hello

Clinton Crony: Hello

FBI: So do you think Hillary is a crook?

Clinton Crony: Oh my heavens, no.

FBI: Great, thanks for your time. We validate parking at reception, have a good day.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at March 31, 2016 05:03 PM (0LHZx)

62 This bitch would not get hit with a target locked, laser sighted machine gun shooting shotgun shells while she stood still and waved from a plane.
Posted by: Damiano at March 31, 2016 05:02 PM (XItbt)

She hasn't met me. Yet.
Posted by: God

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2016 05:03 PM (voOPb)

63 any average person who did even a fraction of what we know for a fact she did would already be in federal prison.

hell, the 23 or so e-mails so sensitive they couldn't be released at all, even when redacted, should be good for 20 years in the pen. after all, each one is 4 or more violations, not just one.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 31, 2016 05:04 PM (S/nG5)

64 56 Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 31, 2016 05:02 PM (IV1em)


Not confirmed yet... the MFM is still reporting on it.

When it vanishes you'll know it was either Sudden Jihadist Syndrome or Black Lies matter

Posted by: sven10077 at March 31, 2016 05:04 PM (g8Hfr)

65 No charges, no trial, no jail. Karma, however, remains a bitch. I just want to see her just reward delivered.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at March 31, 2016 05:04 PM (xhytF)

66 ---
43
well maybe comey gets one shot but judicial watch may get two shots at
her. should hillary's testimony, or that of her henchwomen, not sync
she is in a world of problems.





Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2016 05:00 PM
-------------------

As many of us do occasionally, you have forgotten the duality of the law vis-a-vis Democrat/Republican.


Posted by: irright at March 31, 2016 05:04 PM (pMGkg)

67 Judicial Watch will have two chances to force Huma and Cheryl plead the Fifth. That'll be public knowledge, maybe in May, and make it that much harder for the DOJ to say "nothing to see here, move along."

Note also the consistent leaks of new developments, especially to FOX News.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2016 05:05 PM (r1fLd)

68 http://thechive.com/2016/03/31/
leslie-nielsen-is-still-the-definition-of-comedy-17-gifs/

There's a nothing to see here in the collection.

Posted by: DaveA at March 31, 2016 05:05 PM (DL2i+)

69 So if the FBI is going to do nothing, what was the point of giving the guy who set up and ran her email server immunity?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2016 05:06 PM (/tuJf)

70 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at March 31, 2016 05:06 PM (GwIKd)

71
Lorreta Lynch is ordering a main dish of No Controlling Legal Authority with a side of Mistakes Were Made and an extra helping of If The Glove Doesn't Fit, You Must Acquit.








Not to mention a hint of Twinkie Defense zest and a big dollop of Chewbacca Defense dessert topping.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 31, 2016 05:06 PM (ur5uN)

72 She'd get indicted but then process server after server would mysteriously crash?

Posted by: derit at March 31, 2016 05:06 PM (OC+TJ)

73 Whoa, I can post again....

Posted by: Yo! at March 31, 2016 05:06 PM (GwIKd)

74 7
"In a case like this you get one shot at the queen," the source, who was
not authorized to speak on the record, said referring to Clinton.



The source was later found dead of multiple gunshot wounds to the back of the head. Authorities have ruled it a suicide.

Posted by: brak at March 31, 2016 04:51 PM (MJuTN)

*Spits coffee on screen. looks around warily...crawls under bed....weeps.*

Posted by: Source at March 31, 2016 05:06 PM (gxIP7)

75 Posted by: jwb7605 at March 31, 2016 05:02 PM (DofIg)

Congratulations; God bless you and your family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 31, 2016 05:07 PM (w4NZ8)

76 My life for you!!!

Posted by: Trashcan Man at March 31, 2016 05:07 PM (XItbt)

77 Reposted from morning thread.

Jim Comey: why did you set up a private server?



HRC: Because I fucking felt like it, shitbird.



Jim Comey: Alrighty then! Good enough for me.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 31, 2016 12:22 PM (kTF2Z)


Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 31, 2016 05:07 PM (kTF2Z)

78 Let's just say I ain't holding my breath waiting for an indictment.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 31, 2016 05:07 PM (so+oy)

79
There will be no indictment. When interviewed Mrs. Clinton asked us "What difference, at this point, does it make?" Case closed.

Posted by: Loretta Lynch at March 31, 2016 05:08 PM (HgMAr)

80 I wonder if piaps ever read the Psalms and knows what happens to evil doer's. She's definitely not going to get the justice she deserves on this earth. Of course, who am I to judge?

Posted by: auscolpyr at March 31, 2016 05:08 PM (suO/a)

81 77
Reposted from morning thread.



Jim Comey: why did you set up a private server?



HRC: Because I fucking felt like it, shitbird.



Jim Comey: Alrighty then! Good enough for me.



Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 31, 2016 12:22 PM (kTF2Z)





Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 31, 2016 05:07 PM (kTF2Z)

I still like it....and true.

Posted by: Oppressed Eyetalian Guy at March 31, 2016 05:09 PM (gxIP7)

82 If anybody thinks the JEF is gonna give the Clintons control of the Democrat Party, you got another thunk coming.

Posted by: TommyTee at March 31, 2016 05:09 PM (a9ehQ)

83 it is interesting that the comey story was in time magazine. not the usual source for breaking news anymore. you would usually expect someone in the cable news, nytimes, politico to break the story. maybe they were talking to older sources for the news.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2016 05:09 PM (vb33c)

84 see, this is bullshit - its only all about her being able to say "the head, THE HEAD, of the FBI did his thing and he cleared me of any wrongdoing!"
whereas, if it were some possibly uncooperative minion, or chosen-by-the-senate special prosecutor, or anyone tainted by republican, uh...anything...the PTB have chosen the only guy who probably shares her politics as well as her crimes...so - she walks

Posted by: ZEKE at March 31, 2016 05:09 PM (M1Eq2)

85 Who died and made her,...................

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2016 05:09 PM (fizMZ)

86 formal interview requests from the bureau,

Wow, I'd have loved one of those.

Posted by: Private Left the SCIF door open at March 31, 2016 05:09 PM (DL2i+)

87 About the only thing that gives me hope at this point is the Columbo Effect, which usually kicks in when it looks like the murderer is about to get away with, well, murder after planning and committing what they think is the perfect crime. They slip up.

In this dream scenario, Hillary is Jack Cassidy.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 31, 2016 05:09 PM (ovgn0)

88
Jim Comey: why did you set up a private server?



HRC: Because I fucking felt like it, shitbird.



Jim Comey: Alrighty then! Good enough for me.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 31, 2016 12:22 PM (kTF2Z)
......................

Jim Comey: By the way, have you seen my car keys?

Posted by: wth at March 31, 2016 05:10 PM (HgMAr)

89 82 Posted by: TommyTee at March 31, 2016 05:09 PM (a9ehQ)


Tommy Vee you've regressed two spots.

Brak either cares about having Chicago communists in power in DC or he doesn't...neither would shock me.

He betrayed his country why not betray his operatives?

Posted by: sven10077 at March 31, 2016 05:10 PM (g8Hfr)

90 I can get her to confess.

Posted by: Perry Mason at March 31, 2016 05:10 PM (gxIP7)

91 So we at the banana republic stage now..



????

Posted by: Yo! at March 31, 2016 05:10 PM (GwIKd)

92 "FBI: Great, thanks for your time. We validate parking at reception, have a good day."

What's going on is that the FBI has made its case. "Interviewee" is given a last chance to refute. If they lie, its a 1001 violation, itself a felony (ask Martha Stewart and Scooter Libby"). Interviewee can say nothing, and most here will do exactly that.

Then the negotiating begins. Some targets can flip, to make a better case against those left.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2016 05:11 PM (r1fLd)

93 State trooper killed at greyhound station in Richmond,Va, eyewitnesses report spotting a comb over matching Trump running from scene.
Posted by: rerun at March 31, 2016 04:59 PM (SOVQ

And if the questioned Trump he would probably indict himself with some nonsensical answers even though he had evidence he was a thousand miles away at the time. He would have to have his lawyers retract everything he said the next day.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 31, 2016 05:11 PM (MSiSP)

94 Hillary: At this point, what difference does it make?

Investigator: Good enough for me! Thank you Madam Secretary!

MFM: Hillary emerges triumphant from another Vast, Sexist, Rightwing Conspiracy.

Posted by: Damiano at March 31, 2016 05:11 PM (XItbt)

95 70 Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at March 31, 2016 05:06 PM (GwIKd)

--------------

Wharrbargl!

Posted by: Wharrbargl! at March 31, 2016 05:11 PM (kTF2Z)

96 Whoa, I can post again....
Posted by: Yo!


No you can't.

Posted by: Yao! at March 31, 2016 05:11 PM (1xUj/)

97 I am so da&^ed sick of this "some animals are more equal than others" crap.

And yes, I waded into the ignorance swamp that is a wimmins horse forum to argue with the benighted about whether abortions on demand are truly "needed."

A poster actually said that defunding PP would decrease access to "needed" abortions.

This from wimmins who freak about spaying a pregnant barn cat, because poor kittens.

Some days, I want to transgender myself into a dude, like Caitlyn in reverse.

Posted by: the other coyote at March 31, 2016 05:11 PM (yK44T)

98 91 Posted by: Yo! at March 31, 2016 05:10 PM (GwIKd)


Don't want the "newer better Americans" to miss home TOO much ese?

Posted by: sven10077 at March 31, 2016 05:11 PM (g8Hfr)

99
The service is not available try again later?

Posted by: freaked at March 31, 2016 05:11 PM (BO/km)

100 Odds that Hillary discovers she is "black" like Liz is an Injun?



Black folks get an automatic pass in Obamatown.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 31, 2016 05:12 PM (jJRIy)

101 Is there a Vegas line on which will be more Orange at the debates. Donald's tan or Hillary's suit.

Posted by: DaveA at March 31, 2016 05:12 PM (DL2i+)

102 78 Let's just say I ain't holding my breath waiting for an indictment.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 31, 2016 05:07 PM (so+oy

Me neither. My kids call me negative. I say I'm a realist.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 31, 2016 05:13 PM (voOPb)

103 Posted by: jwb7605 at March 31, 2016 05:02 PM (DofIg)

Congratulations!

So....what kind of pistol did you get her for her one-week birthday?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2016 05:13 PM (Zu3d9)

104 53 Early OT, with no apologies:

I am now a great grandfather to a girl named Athena Lucille.
Posted by: jwb7605 at March 31, 2016 05:02 PM (DofIg)

How cool!!! Congratulations!!!

Posted by: antisocialist at March 31, 2016 05:14 PM (9n14Y)

105
85
....dominant female of the pod?

Posted by: wth at March 31, 2016 05:14 PM (HgMAr)

106 I am now a great grandfather to a girl named Athena Lucille.
Posted by: jwb7605 at March 31, 2016 05:02 PM (DofIg)


Congrats!

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at March 31, 2016 05:14 PM (uURQL)

107 Who is this queen, and why do you only get one shot? So much for a nation of laws, not queens.

Posted by: uncle miltie at March 31, 2016 05:14 PM (GtF1U)

108 She won't be under oath I don't believe. So Hillary will feign ignorance, lie or take the fifth. Or a combo platter of all three. She and the media will then proclaim the matter closed because she met with them and told them everything! Lynch will "mysteriously" find not enough to indict and by coincidence she'll get a nice fat cushy job in the Hillary Clinton administration. We're fucked.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 31, 2016 05:14 PM (btH0m)

109 You will note that the investigation took on a new life after Bubba criticized the "legacy of the last eight years". JEF hates the Clintons almost as much as he hates Whitey.

Posted by: TommyTee at March 31, 2016 05:15 PM (a9ehQ)

110 sadly, no one has any idea what is going to happen. we are so far through the looking glass and watching kabuki theater that all the usual indicators are meaningless; your instruments are not screwy and what you see out the window is not real.



Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2016 05:15 PM (vb33c)

111 I'm pretty sure the whole of the FBI's investigation consists of the FBI hanging out with their cronies at State and DOJ while eating tasty lunches on State's company card as they laugh at the thought that anyone thinks a serious investigation is going on.

Posted by: Bob in Houston at March 31, 2016 05:15 PM (XRxxn)

112 What is all this talk about "one shot at the queen"?

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at March 31, 2016 05:15 PM (3GAnN)

113 Black folks get an automatic pass in Obamatown.
Posted by: Nip Sip



Oh nice. A couple months away in Panama and come back with the straight racism.

Reverting to form, I see.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 31, 2016 05:15 PM (1xUj/)

114 That poor drone who has to mate with that queen.

Posted by: Yo! at March 31, 2016 05:16 PM (GwIKd)

115 What's going on is that the FBI has made its case. "Interviewee" is given a last chance to refute. If they lie, its a 1001 violation, itself a felony (ask Martha Stewart and Scooter Libby"). Interviewee can say nothing, and most here will do exactly that.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2016 05:11 PM (r1fLd)

From your keyboard to God's monitor.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 31, 2016 05:16 PM (O01zk)

116 Posted by: jwb7605 at March 31, 2016 05:02 PM (DofIg)

Congratulations!

So....what kind of pistol did you get her for her one-week birthday?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo



Congrats! Bigger question. What kind did you get for her birth present?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2016 05:16 PM (hpmES)

117 Athena? That's an awesome name. Congrats jwb

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 31, 2016 05:17 PM (O01zk)

118 I seem to be in the minority here, but I truly believe Hillary's fucked. Pagliano implicates her personally and proves her intent. Hillary's only defense is "everyone else was doing it too" but no one else conspired to setup their own private network.

Wild card is what's on the 50,000 e-mails Hillary didn't turn over that the FBI likely recovered.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2016 05:17 PM (r1fLd)

119 Wull I shore don' mind if Loretta Lynch wants to visit. I just loved her in those old Crisco commercials!

Posted by: Downhome Hillary Clinton at March 31, 2016 05:17 PM (3GAnN)

120 hopefully the FBI and Judicial Watch prove more able than trey gowdy and his minions.



Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2016 05:18 PM (vb33c)

121 >> Athena? That's an awesome name.


Meh.

Posted by: Xena at March 31, 2016 05:18 PM (mEs7I)

122 "Black folks get an automatic pass in Obamatown. "

There will be no need to have to pull fancy shit to get the blacks to vote for the Queen. The "ministers" , race hustlers, ward healers and bus drivers have already been bought and paid for, and they will ensure that the serfs line up to vote many times for Hillary. For all the talk of the media, Hollywood, and the education establishment pushing the liberal line 24/7, blacks are the key to any Democrat success. They have been for quite some time.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 31, 2016 05:18 PM (ovgn0)

123 I hope Granny Clinton wears orange soon. However unlikely that dream scenario is.

Posted by: Sphynx at March 31, 2016 05:19 PM (OZmbA)

124 >>What's going on is that the FBI has made its case. "Interviewee" is given a last chance to refute. If they lie, its a 1001 violation, itself a felony (ask Martha Stewart and Scooter Libby"). Interviewee can say nothing, and most here will do exactly that.

Yea, thus my question as to what would be the purpose of giving immunity to the guy who set up and administered the server and who has been called a gold mine of information on this issue. They've been interviewing him since December.

I'm as cynical as anyone when it comes to the Clinton's but Comey gives me some hope.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2016 05:20 PM (/tuJf)

125 Lorreta Lynch is ordering a main dish of No Controlling Legal Authority with a side of Mistakes Were Made and an extra helping of If The Glove Doesn't Fit, You Must Acquit.




Gee, what a surprise. And I had such high hopes for someone as honest and unbiased as Eric Holder

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2016 05:21 PM (493sH)

126 Y'all have got to slow down.

I'm still soaking in the Monty Hall problem here. That was pretty cool.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 31, 2016 05:21 PM (fiGNd)

127 "as well as others linked to the Clinton family's nonprofit foundation ...,"

That could include Sid Vicious, who was on payroll. If it were up to me, I'd go after Chelsea and Charlotte too.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2016 05:22 PM (r1fLd)

128 I deleted 18 1/2 minutes of tape and this buck tooth commie deletes 39,000 emails and tells you it's just love notes to Bill and yoga poses.

Meanwhile the Republican front runner said he might nuke Chicago.

Are you people pissing drugs into your own tap water?

Posted by: Dick Nixon hates Twitter and Does Not Use It at March 31, 2016 05:23 PM (mcm0N)

129 Congratulations!
So....what kind of pistol did you get her for her one-week birthday?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Congrats! Bigger question. What kind did you get for her birth present?


Question 1 will be settled by her dad and uncle (USAF, USMC respectively, but I'm going to suggest something that doesn't start with "4" when the age arrives.

Question 2 I'll know in about two hours. Wife (aka great grandma ) and I are going to visit soon -- it's a half-hour drive, and jmb doesn't get home for another hour (not quite retired school marm).

Posted by: jwb7605 at March 31, 2016 05:23 PM (DofIg)

130
Republican Senate confirmed Loretta Lynch, you mean.

Imagine if we lost the Senate...

Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 31, 2016 05:23 PM (IV1em)

131
Lynch: Mr. Comey would have been here too, but he couldn't find his car keys.
Clinton: I don't drive.
Lynch: That's good because I heard you drink a lot.
Clinton: What say we retire to my room for some scissoring?
Lynch: Case dismissed!

Posted by: wth at March 31, 2016 05:23 PM (HgMAr)

132 Even if Comey refers it to Justice that there is enough evidence to indict Hillary for multiple felony crimes, Lynch will not pull the trigger. All you have to do is look at the actions of the Justice Department for the last eight years and you'll know I'm right.
Comey and all the higher echelon of the FBI could resign in protest, and the MFM would bury the story.
#WASTF

Posted by: Old Blue at March 31, 2016 05:24 PM (9iR5/)

133 Reverting to form, I see.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 31, 2016 05:15 PM (1xUj/)

I'm shocked...shocked!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2016 05:24 PM (Zu3d9)

134
FBI: Mrs. Clinton, if you were a tree, what kind would it be?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 31, 2016 05:25 PM (493sH)

135 113 Black folks get an automatic pass in Obamatown.
Posted by: Nip Sip


Oh nice. A couple months away in Panama and come back with the straight racism.

Reverting to form, I see.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 31, 2016 05:15 PM (1xUj/)

---

Heh.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at March 31, 2016 05:25 PM (rlfds)

136 Folks, this idea that Hillary is going to be indicted - that the FBI is getting closer to indictment. We all know that's a charade, don't we? Comey himself is going to interview her. At the end of all this, when no case is brought against her because of political corruption, it will be Hillary's platform to say that she was cleared, that a full investigation was done. Listen, if we can't get an indictment of Lois Lerner, a nobody, why in the world does anyone think we are going to get former first lady and leading presidential contender Hillary Clinton indicted? Seriously. The left is in almost complete control of all our bureaucracies. They have the DOJ. They have the FBI. They have whoever else might be involved. Clinton is not going to be indicted.

Posted by: Sambo at March 31, 2016 05:25 PM (CwNIZ)

137 Hopefully the FBI is still mad at her for getting caught with FBI files of her enemies. Of course , flunky Craig Livingstone took the heat for that one. Always have a patsy,

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 31, 2016 05:25 PM (MSiSP)

138 "what would be the purpose of giving immunity to the guy who set up and administered the server"

That's Pagliano. He worked on Hillary's campaign in 2008 and then joined her at State. Leaks say that he's testified about the initial set-up of the home brew server which at the time was in the Clinton's Chappaqua home. This is important to proving Hillary's direct involvement.

He also continued to work on the server, and may know about how things got moved from the secure government system onto Hillary's home brew.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2016 05:26 PM (r1fLd)

139
That poor drone who has to mate with that queen.
Posted by: Yo!
.......................

Now you know why they die afterward.

Posted by: wth at March 31, 2016 05:26 PM (HgMAr)

140 Did someone say shots?

Posted by: The Queen at March 31, 2016 05:27 PM (1H9ox)

141 Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 31, 2016 05:11 PM (MSiSP)

The music teacher at my elementary school was named Hallenbeck.

Any relation?

Because she scared the piss out of me.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2016 05:27 PM (Zu3d9)

142 This is actually more promising than I'd been pessimistically assuming.

If we only get one shot at the queen, this means that the FBI at least is legitimately intending to try to take the shot. Which is better than I was willing to hope.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 31, 2016 05:27 PM (ef6pV)

143 Mark me down as completely opposed to James Comey interviewing Hillary.

Why can't it be a cagey former prosecutor like Trey Gowdy?

Posted by: Furious George at March 31, 2016 05:28 PM (3GAnN)

144 134


FBI: Mrs. Clinton, if you were a tree, what kind would it be?



Posted by: TheQuietMan


You should be able to tell from her bark.

Posted by: pep at March 31, 2016 05:28 PM (LAe3v)

145 I'm more optimistic than most. They're bringing Guccifer over. Without him we wouldn't know about the server. He also published emails between herself and Sid that had top secret NSA stuff on it. That email also didn't find its way into the emails she gave state.

I also think they told the IT guy that he was not authorized to handle classified material and that qualifies you for about a thousand years of making little rocks out of big rocks or you can cooperate.

Also, if she wins, the Clintons are the head of the party again and Barky will have none of that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 31, 2016 05:28 PM (kTF2Z)

146 Am I the only one whose brain starts singing Coal Miners Daughter every time I read "Loretta Lynch"?

Posted by: ajmojo at March 31, 2016 05:29 PM (1H9ox)

147 146,

No.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at March 31, 2016 05:29 PM (rlfds)

148 I'm as cynical as anyone when it comes to the Clinton's but Comey gives me some hope.

Posted by: JackStraw


Alright, I've had about enough of your refusal to engage in unearned cynicism. It is not the AOSHQ way.

Posted by: pep at March 31, 2016 05:29 PM (LAe3v)

149 Clinton is not going to be indicted.

This is why we wanted something, anything, to smash everything. Something that would start with hillster and run all of the way up to zero. No way it's going to happen from the inside, nor the outside at this point.

Posted by: freaked at March 31, 2016 05:30 PM (BO/km)

150 >>That's Pagliano. He worked on Hillary's campaign in 2008 and then joined her at State. Leaks say that he's testified about the initial set-up of the home brew server which at the time was in the Clinton's Chappaqua home. This is important to proving Hillary's direct involvement.

>>He also continued to work on the server, and may know about how things got moved from the secure government system onto Hillary's home brew.

Exactly. There would have been zero reason to give him immunity unless they were trying to get to the bottom of this.

He could sink not just Hillary but Huma, Mills, Reines, Sullivan .. they are all in danger.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2016 05:31 PM (/tuJf)

151 There were 22 e-mails that were so sensitive that even the headers or subject line could not be released. These were e-mails sent on a private home brewed server. Each one of those e-mails is a separate felony. This should be a slam dunk, considering that Patreaus only had a hard copy that he let an unauthorized person look at.
The bitch is going to walk.

Posted by: Old Blue at March 31, 2016 05:31 PM (9iR5/)

152 Mark me down as completely opposed to James Comey interviewing Hillary.

Why can't it be a cagey former prosecutor like Trey Gowdy?
Posted by: Furious George at March 31, 2016 05:28 PM (3GAnN)




you need to remember to use an emoji after your comment to eliminate uncertainty and indicate sarcasm.



Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2016 05:31 PM (vb33c)

153 Queen? Posers and pufters.

Posted by: ELO at March 31, 2016 05:31 PM (FXW24)

154 113 Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 31, 2016 05:15 PM (1xUj/)


Did you see who I spent lunch with yesterday?

//Bronk

Posted by: sven10077 at March 31, 2016 05:31 PM (g8Hfr)

155
FBI: Mrs. Clinton, if you were a tree, what kind would it be?
Posted by: TheQuietMan
....................

Why, a baobab, of course.

http://tinyurl.com/gq2l69d

Posted by: wth at March 31, 2016 05:31 PM (HgMAr)

156 Hillary! will skate, just like she did on Benghazi, Whitewater, Rose Law Firm billing records, and gets 6 out of 6 coin tosses coming up her way in the Nevada primary.

You morons ever read about the assassination plots against Hitler, and all the weird stuff that went wrong so they all failed? Hillary! has that kind of luck.

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 31, 2016 05:31 PM (wZfYc)

157 B+rry just tees up with a big effU and pardons Hildabeast.

Posted by: torabora at March 31, 2016 05:32 PM (eSIIl)

158 Al Jezeera reporting the Director will conduct her interview himself. Which would be a yuuuggeeee error IMHO

I have no confidence he knows how to conduct a criminal interview

Will she be under oath

Will it be recorded

Will other agents be present

Is t he making himself a witness

If so, doesn't the referral to justice now have to be done by someone else

Posted by: ThunderB at March 31, 2016 05:32 PM (zOTsN)

159 "One shot..."

Does anyone know if Rob Furlong is still on active duty?

Posted by: The Original Budman at March 31, 2016 05:32 PM (0h3HM)

160 Also, if she wins, the Clintons are the head of the party again and Barky will have none of that.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 31, 2016 05:28 PM (kTF2Z)


So what you're predicting is that it goes to a grand jury, which "deliberates" until the convention, Hillary! doesn't get the nomination, the grand jury "deliberates" until -- say -- October, "clears" her, and Bernie faces either Trump or Cruz?

WIN. WIN. WIN.

Posted by: jwb7605 at March 31, 2016 05:32 PM (DofIg)

161 "This is actually more promising than I'd been pessimistically assuming. "

I'm holding out for the best of the worst cause it's the most I can hope for.

Hey that would make a good country song.

Posted by: freaked at March 31, 2016 05:33 PM (BO/km)

162 she should be indicted. one thing that makes me nervous is that there was the whole ting about petraeus haveing a star yanked several weeks ago then the announcement that he would not have one yanked. seems like cover for not doing anything to hillary.



Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2016 05:33 PM (vb33c)

163 This is why we wanted something, anything, to smash everything.

The best way to achieve this is to support a logorrheac clown with boundary and self-control issues. Obviously.

Posted by: pep at March 31, 2016 05:33 PM (LAe3v)

164 133 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2016 05:24 PM (Zu3d9)


Given the last seven years can we at least admit there is a higher "bar to get indicted/convicted" in blue heavens for Obama's fellow racial identifiers?

It started with the NBPP polling intimidation in Philly after all.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 31, 2016 05:33 PM (g8Hfr)

165

It's meaningless unless she is under oath and interviewed by agents experienced in criminal interviews

Posted by: ThunderB at March 31, 2016 05:34 PM (zOTsN)

166 Exactly. There would have been zero reason to give him immunity unless they were trying to get to the bottom of this.

He could sink not just Hillary but Huma, Mills, Reines, Sullivan .. they are all in danger.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2016 05:31 PM (/tuJf)

The reason to give him immunity is so that Hillary's campaign can point to it and say, "Hey, look. They even gave our IT guy immunity to testify against us and they still came up with nothing."

Posted by: Sambo at March 31, 2016 05:34 PM (CwNIZ)

167 Folks, this idea that Hillary is going to be indicted - that the FBI is getting closer to indictment. We all know that's a charade, don't we? Comey himself is going to interview her. At the end of all this, when no case is brought against her because of political corruption, it will be Hillary's platform to say that she was cleared, that a full investigation was done. Listen, if we can't get an indictment of Lois Lerner, a nobody, why in the world does anyone think we are going to get former first lady and leading presidential contender Hillary Clinton indicted? Seriously. The left is in almost complete control of all our bureaucracies. They have the DOJ. They have the FBI. They have whoever else might be involved. Clinton is not going to be indicted.

Posted by: Sambo at March 31, 2016 05:25 PM
^^^Sadly, This^^^^^

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 31, 2016 05:34 PM (btH0m)

168 "I'm more optimistic than most. They're bringing Guccifer over. Without him we wouldn't know about the server."

How Guccifer led to the reveal of the home brew server is the equivalent of Monica's blue dress. Something the Clintons didn't foresee.

The FBI/DOJ had to really work to get Guccifer extradicted, as a Romanian court initially denied it, which means the case is being pursued and not slow walked.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2016 05:35 PM (r1fLd)

169 Soooooooo...let's play this out. When she isn't indicted, or even has her hand slapped, and then wobbles her way to 1600 Penn for at least the next 4 but probably 8 years.....
What are you going to do? I mean, personally. More spirited typing or do you have something more concrete in mind?

Posted by: ajmojo at March 31, 2016 05:35 PM (1H9ox)

170 you get one shot at the queen,

But six chops.

Posted by: Henery D 8th IYam at March 31, 2016 05:35 PM (DL2i+)

171 157
B+rry just tees up with a big effU and pardons Hildabeast.

Posted by: torabora


Which just might be the best way to ensure her humiliating defeat. Or not.

Posted by: pep at March 31, 2016 05:35 PM (LAe3v)

172 >>Why can't it be a cagey former prosecutor like Trey Gowdy?

Comey is a former federal prosecutor. And Assistant AG.

The difference between him and Gowdy is that he actually is in law enforcement and not a Congressman.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2016 05:36 PM (/tuJf)

173 What are you going to do? I mean, personally. More spirited typing or do you have something more concrete in mind?

Posted by: ajmojo at March 31, 2016 05:35 PM (1H9ox)

Is "Foment a revolution" what you are looking for?

Posted by: Sambo at March 31, 2016 05:36 PM (CwNIZ)

174 I am certain the FBI is looking at the nexus of State and the business of the foundation enrichment, Hosko said. Is there a shell game being played out on a global grand scale that creates a challenging paper trail?






Well well we'll


That is the most tasty bit here

Posted by: ThunderB at March 31, 2016 05:36 PM (zOTsN)

175 104 53 Early OT, with no apologies:

I am now a great grandfather to a girl named Athena Lucille.
Posted by: jwb7605 at March 31, 2016 05:02 PM (DofIg)

How cool!!! Congratulations!!!

Posted by: antisocialist at March 31, 2016 05:14 PM (9n14Y)

Athena... Goddess of Wisdom and WAR...

So.... Spear?

Posted by: Don Quixote at March 31, 2016 05:37 PM (qf6WZ)

176 Hey Energizer Bunny, get over here. They're talking about a Clinton probe.

Posted by: ChappaquaDick at March 31, 2016 05:37 PM (3GAnN)

177 The best way to achieve this is to support a logorrheac clown with boundary and self-control issues. Obviously.

Nope not the best. Maybe the best of the worst but far from the best. It's like trying to decide whether to cut off your right foot or left hand.

What's a logorrheac?

Posted by: freaked at March 31, 2016 05:37 PM (BO/km)

178 171 Posted by: pep at March 31, 2016 05:35 PM (LAe3v)


In today's Republic she'd be harmed not at all, probably not even if he said "hell yeah she did it...we take care of our own."

Posted by: sven10077 at March 31, 2016 05:37 PM (g8Hfr)

179 Listen, if we can't get an indictment of Lois Lerner, a nobody, why in
the world does anyone think we are going to get former first lady and
leading presidential contender Hillary Clinton indicted? Seriously.


The answer, dear boy, is "history". Nobody wants to go down in history as a cynical whore.

Posted by: pep at March 31, 2016 05:37 PM (LAe3v)

180 CharlieBrownsDildo March 31, 2016 05:27 PM (Zu3d9)

Sorry no relation. Nic from the movie The Last Boy Scout.

Was she like that guy from Whiplash?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 31, 2016 05:37 PM (MSiSP)

181 Prosecutors don't extract confessions and statements against interest

Agents do

Posted by: ThunderB at March 31, 2016 05:38 PM (zOTsN)

182 >> you get one shot at the queen,


What's the yardage?

Posted by: Crossbow or Longbow? at March 31, 2016 05:38 PM (mEs7I)

183
What are you going to do? I mean, personally. More spirited typing or do you have something more concrete in mind?

Posted by: ajmojo at March 31, 2016 05:35 PM (1H9ox)

-----------

I shall perfect my bitchtyping skills.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 31, 2016 05:38 PM (kTF2Z)

184 ''do you have something more concrete in mind?

The bunker is coming along nicely.

Posted by: freaked at March 31, 2016 05:38 PM (BO/km)

185 3 Will y'all at FBI hurry up, I don't have much time to play before the Ferryman comes a callin'

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at March 31, 2016 04:51 PM (12kBq)


No, seriously: you must pay me now.

Posted by: The Ferryman at March 31, 2016 05:38 PM (jV8Mq)

186 146 Am I the only one whose brain starts singing Coal Miners Daughter every time I read "Loretta Lynch"?
Posted by: ajmojo at March 31, 2016 05:29 PM (1H9ox)
----------
Hell no.
For me it's "You Ain't Woman Enough" and "Don't Come Home A-Drinkin."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 31, 2016 05:38 PM (T/5A0)

187 Athena... Goddess of Wisdom and WAR...
So.... Spear?
Posted by: Don Quixote at March 31, 2016 05:37 PM (qf6WZ)


Good idea .
My first question will be how/why they came up with that name, but her dad is of Greek/Italian descent.

Posted by: jwb7605 at March 31, 2016 05:39 PM (DofIg)

188 What's a logorrheac?

Posted by: freaked


Someone with logorrhea. IOW, grossly prolix.

Posted by: pep at March 31, 2016 05:39 PM (LAe3v)

189 You should be able to tell from her bark.


Posted by: pep at March 31, 2016 05:28 PM


*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 31, 2016 05:39 PM (bzd8I)

190 Guccifer sounds like Satan decided to get into selling knockoff shoes and handbags, and promoted an assistant imp to run the operation.

Posted by: HTL at March 31, 2016 05:39 PM (NAWno)

191

You hear this?

Over 50 ISIS "sympathizers" are employed at Brussels airport. STILL. With security badges that gives them access to many areas, obviously.

The airport police there are threatening a strike over this.




Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 31, 2016 05:39 PM (IV1em)

192 They have to put her under oath

Posted by: ThunderB at March 31, 2016 05:39 PM (zOTsN)

193 "It's meaningless unless she is under oath and interviewed by agents experienced in criminal interviews"

Comey is a very experienced prosecutor. One of the best, seriously. No oath needed. You lie in this context and it's a felony.

To be a fly on the wall ....

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2016 05:39 PM (r1fLd)

194 If the Department of Justice were to prosecute Ms. Clinton, that would be exactly what the terrorists want.

Posted by: Loretta Lynch at March 31, 2016 05:39 PM (3GAnN)

195 logorrheac

I looked it up. I like it.

Posted by: freaked at March 31, 2016 05:40 PM (BO/km)

196 Dad had one shot with the queen. Nine months later - me!

Posted by: Chelsea at March 31, 2016 05:40 PM (FXW24)

197 I bet they find a way to indict Scooter Libby.

It's Fitzmas all over again!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 31, 2016 05:40 PM (hqZPQ)

198 The results of this investigation are totally in the hands of Obama. Whatever the outcome, it will be what Obama wants.

If all the aides take the fall and Clinton skates, Obama will engineer it. If Clinton gets indicted (probably lying to federal agents) it will be because Obama wanted it. If Clinton is NOT indicted even after lying to federal agents it will be because Obama waved it away.

Obama, Lynch are not incompetent, and they know exactly what they are doing. Once we see what that is, then we will know why.

Posted by: Justly Fletcher at March 31, 2016 05:41 PM (rjOKb)

199 186 146 Am I the only one whose brain starts singing Coal Miners Daughter every time I read "Loretta Lynch"?
Posted by: ajmojo at March 31, 2016 05:29 PM (1H9ox)
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Hell no.
For me it's "You Ain't Woman Enough" and "Don't Come Home A-Drinkin."
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
______

For some reason, I'm thinking of "Fist City."

Posted by: Huma Abedin at March 31, 2016 05:41 PM (3GAnN)

200
obama surely knows of perhaps hundreds of ISIS "sympathizers" here in the USA. And he lets them walk the streets. So did that idiot Bush, too.

But as long they're on the "no-fly" list, or as long as they can't legally buy a gun, it's okay.

We have No Leadership anymore, anywhere in this godforsaken world.

Posted by: intellectual nudity at March 31, 2016 05:42 PM (IV1em)

201 FBI: You're in your e-mail, looking through the inbox, when all of the sudden you scroll down and notice...
Hildy: What one?
FBI: What?
Hildy: What e-mail?

Suspect Comey ends up in intensive care.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 31, 2016 05:42 PM (FtrY1)

202 199 Posted by: Huma Abedin at March 31, 2016 05:41 PM (3GAnN)


Does Hillary! share the help?

//Zombie Helen Thomas

Posted by: sven10077 at March 31, 2016 05:42 PM (g8Hfr)

203 Again a person unauthorized to speak is speaking. Pointing this out is my new thing. Along with Uranus jokes and requesting a pornstar/stripper candidate.

Posted by: Weasel at March 31, 2016 05:42 PM (e3bId)

204 A chat with the Director at her office not under oath and no other agents present would be worse than not doing it at all

Posted by: ThunderB at March 31, 2016 05:42 PM (zOTsN)

205 Do you think Loretta Lynch was hired solely based on her name as some form of psyops?
-Confuses country music fans (conservatives)
-Aggravates coal miners...and their daughters
-racism

Posted by: ajmojo at March 31, 2016 05:42 PM (1H9ox)

206 Even if she gets hit with a charge, Obama can always pardon Hillary Milhous Rodham Lady Evil.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 31, 2016 05:42 PM (hqZPQ)

207 Am I the only one whose brain starts singing Coal Miners Daughter every time I read "Loretta Lynch"?
Posted by: ajmojo at March 31, 2016 05:29 PM (1H9ox)
----------

I must be a true moron because I skip right to thinking about Crystal Gale.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 31, 2016 05:43 PM (MSiSP)

208 @201 -- an Abbott and Costello routine. That would be funny and tragic to watch.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 31, 2016 05:44 PM (hqZPQ)

209 207 Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 31, 2016 05:43 PM (MSiSP)


Follow this twisted path...

so Loretta Lynn-Coal Miner's Daughter

Crystal Gayle- Brown Eyes Blue

to Dolly Parton-Jolene

It's a hat trick of angst

Posted by: sven10077 at March 31, 2016 05:44 PM (g8Hfr)

210 "Each one of those e-mails is a separate felony."

you mean "multiple felonies"... for the sender and the receiver both.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 31, 2016 05:44 PM (S/nG5)

211 I must be a true moron because I skip right to thinking about Crystal Gale.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck


Ah, don't that make my blue eyes brown.

Posted by: pep at March 31, 2016 05:45 PM (LAe3v)

212 Off with her head!

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2016 05:45 PM (E4NQ0)

213 So did that idiot Bush, too.

Wrong - W actually sent so many problems back his own AG balked, from a hospital bed IIRC.

Posted by: Henery D 8th IYam at March 31, 2016 05:46 PM (DL2i+)

214


You are wrong

She needs to be under oath or sign her statement under penalty of perjury.

Prosecutors do not do initial interviews. Criminal investigators have the skill to extract confessions and admission against interest, especially in the initial interview.

Posted by: ThunderB at March 31, 2016 05:46 PM (zOTsN)

215 to Dolly Parton-Jolene-/s]Coat Of Many Colors
It's a hat trick of angst
Posted by: sven10077 at March 31, 2016 05:44 PM (g8Hfr)


Movie was good, too.

Posted by: jwb7605 at March 31, 2016 05:46 PM (DofIg)

216 USC 1001

whoever, in any matter within the jurisdiction of the executive, legislative, or judicial branch of the Government of the United States, knowingly and willfully -- (2) makes any materially false, fictitious, or fraudulent statement or representation; ...shall be fined under this title, imprisoned not more than 5 years

No oath required. Just ask Martha Stewart or Scooter Libby.

Moral: don't talk with FBI agents

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2016 05:46 PM (r1fLd)

217 BTW, Patsy Cline was the greatest country singer of all time, and if you disagree, you're probably a Trump supporter.

Posted by: pep at March 31, 2016 05:46 PM (LAe3v)

218 Once again, the invincible NIC saved me from the barrel!

Posted by: jwb7605 at March 31, 2016 05:47 PM (DofIg)

219 210 Posted by: redc1c4 at March 31, 2016 05:44 PM (S/nG5)


Yup.

"She didn't know"

No excuse it is part of the SF86 also we have evidence she conspired to have the Coding Separations Bypassed with her own exhortation to send things with headers scrubbed.

"It's b/c she has a vagina isn't it?"

Yeah probably you f**king idiot.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 31, 2016 05:47 PM (g8Hfr)

220 A slow news day, and we don't even get a Gorn ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 31, 2016 05:47 PM (dhpfK)

221 How do you prove knowingly and willing made a false statement?


You have her sign it. You have it recorded. Best you have her under oath

Posted by: ThunderB at March 31, 2016 05:48 PM (zOTsN)

222 also, nood

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 31, 2016 05:48 PM (dhpfK)

223 Mt God! It's full of smidgens!

Posted by: Smidget Astronaut near Uranus at March 31, 2016 05:49 PM (YpQpo)

224 "Once again, the invincible NIC saved me from the barrel!"

you sure got a purty mouth....

Posted by: The Barrel at March 31, 2016 05:49 PM (S/nG5)

225
A slow news day, and we don't even get a Gorn ?

Would you settle for 2 Tribbles and a shot of Tranya?

Posted by: freaked at March 31, 2016 05:50 PM (BO/km)

226 "Criminal investigators have the skill to extract confessions and admission against interest,"

Hillary's not going to say anything, and Comey doesn't need her to.

e.g. She'll be shown a sworn affidavit of Pagliano's testimony and given a chance to deny, which she can't do.

This is tying a bow on the case before it moves to the next level.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2016 05:51 PM (r1fLd)

227 You figure that all them special agents are going to be retired when Hillary is President? Do you think all those who went with Obama instead of her aren't going to get broken by the IRS? I'm thinking (Prizzi's Honor)
...She gotta go Charlie...
...Have a cookie...crunch...

Posted by: scorecard at March 31, 2016 05:51 PM (CRXed)

228 I for one hope this thing turns out one way or the other, if for no other reason than to confirm my darkest suspicions, or to revive my faith in this nation.

If she walks, that's it for me. I'm out of give a darn. I will actively convince all my relations that this nation is corrupt from top to bottom. Don't sign up for service. Don't pay taxes. Don't vote. Don't serve on a jury.

Why bother?

Posted by: navybrat at March 31, 2016 05:51 PM (8QGte)

229 This is the Performace theater before it goes away

Posted by: ThunderB at March 31, 2016 05:53 PM (zOTsN)

230 ...Moral: don't talk with FBI agents...
Yes indeed!
Because the FBI can say you lied to them and you have no recourse.
The more you find out about the FBI you start thinking it was designed by a cross dressing homosexual.

Posted by: scorecard at March 31, 2016 05:56 PM (CRXed)

231 And I went to jail because I couldn't remember some details of a phone conversation...Motherf*cker!

Posted by: scooter libby at March 31, 2016 05:58 PM (VDovR)

232 Be funny if Comey went to the same park as Foster.

Posted by: scorecard at March 31, 2016 06:00 PM (CRXed)

233 Prosecutors don't become witnesses in cases they are prosecuting. He would be making himself a witness

Posted by: ThunderB at March 31, 2016 06:00 PM (zOTsN)

234 Up on the highwire. One side's ice and one is fire.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 31, 2016 06:00 PM (FkBIv)

235 Ron Fournier says you can't bring charges against someone running for President...I'd like to punch Ron Fournier in his lying mouth.

Posted by: Rick Perry at March 31, 2016 06:01 PM (VDovR)

236 "Prosecutors don't become witnesses in cases they are prosecuting. He would be making himself a witness"

I guess you've never seen a single episode of Law & Order.

In this particular episode, we're at about the half way mark. After the commercial break we'll see the big leak to the press. No indictment required. If Hillary threatens Obama, then the DOJ goes hard on the Foundation, and Bill. And Chelsea. And Charlotte.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2016 06:04 PM (r1fLd)

237 Comedy didn't interview Martha Stewart, the agents did, and they had her swear to the statements and under oath


She was convicted of perjury. Oath required

Posted by: ThunderB at March 31, 2016 06:06 PM (zOTsN)

238 Comey. Not comedy. That was autocorrect not snark

Posted by: ThunderB at March 31, 2016 06:07 PM (zOTsN)

239 I was an actual prosecutor. Not in a TV show

Posted by: ThunderB at March 31, 2016 06:08 PM (zOTsN)

240 Libby was convicted of two counts of perjury. Oath required

Posted by: ThunderB at March 31, 2016 06:10 PM (zOTsN)

241 God at some point something has to go so horribly wrong that is clearly the fault of Democrats that people turn on them. This can't keep going their way much longer...can it? I mean at some point evil self destructs, it always has before. I keep hoping for a Romanian style collapse and when it does happen we really do need to follow through with these bastards!

Posted by: southdakotaboy at March 31, 2016 06:13 PM (yh4lQ)

242 some point something has to go so horribly wrong that is clearly the fault of Democrats that people turn on them. This can't keep going their way much longer...can it? I mean at some point evil self destructs, it always has before. I keep hoping for a Romanian style collapse and when it does happen we really do need to follow through with these bastards!
Posted by: southdakotaboy at March 31, 2016 06:13 PM (yh4lQ)




when did sodak get internets? heck doesn't sodak have rolling brownouts?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2016 06:14 PM (vb33c)

243 On the other hand,

When our country takes a big hit that makes 9/11 look like a tip toe through the tulips, life will not be so nice to Ms. Clinton or Obozo. Of course they will blame everything on obstructionist Republicans which is a hard haul if you've had the WH for 8 going on 12 years even with a dishonest media.

Karma comes in many forms.

Posted by: Cheri at March 31, 2016 06:21 PM (oiNtH)

244 I'll take Acts of Tyranny for 500 Alex.

Posted by: yesi'llhaveshitwiththat at March 31, 2016 06:22 PM (k8tEg)

245 Posted by: southdakotaboy at March 31, 2016 06:13 PM (yh4lQ)

See post #243. The bad news is many innocent people would have to die.

Posted by: Cheri at March 31, 2016 06:23 PM (oiNtH)

246 You mean take a shot, like with a shot glass?
*hic*

Posted by: Lady Haw Haw at March 31, 2016 06:24 PM (k8tEg)

247 in case I missed this upthread, sorry, peeps, read the article.

All interviews are voluntary and the interviews will not be taken under oath.

Rigged.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at March 31, 2016 06:26 PM (dZGNV)

248 The Russians read your emails.

Posted by: Crimean Ukraine at March 31, 2016 06:27 PM (k8tEg)

249 247 in case I missed this upthread, sorry, peeps, read the article.

All interviews are voluntary and the interviews will not be taken under oath.

Rigged.

So utterly useless then....

Posted by: donna at March 31, 2016 06:27 PM (O2RFr)

250 >> in case I missed this upthread, sorry, peeps, read the article.

>>All interviews are voluntary and the interviews will not be taken under oath.

>>Rigged.

>>So utterly useless then....

No, not really. It is a crime to lie to the FBI whether you are under oath or not.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2016 06:31 PM (/tuJf)

251 She doesn't have to directly answer a single question and doesn't even have to invoke the Fifth amendment.

Rigged. This was all agreed to by Lynch, Clinton and the WH.

Comey didn't even have to know or agree.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at March 31, 2016 06:37 PM (dZGNV)

252 barry, what did I tell you ? Don't let any crisis go to waste.
bury da bitch

Posted by: Rahm at March 31, 2016 06:40 PM (k9nOA)

253 >>She doesn't have to directly answer a single question and doesn't even have to invoke the Fifth amendment.

>>Rigged. This was all agreed to by Lynch, Clinton and the WH.

>>Comey didn't even have to know or agree.

ignoramus is correct. You really ought to read the underlying law, Title 18 Section 1001. If you lie to a federal agent you have broken a federal law. Being under oath is not a requirement.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2016 06:41 PM (/tuJf)

254 Somewhere in those 31,500 she claimed were personal, o became downward facing dog and Bengazhi became the little cake shop around the corner.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 31, 2016 06:45 PM (6O3b4)

255 Martha Stewart and Scooter Libby were both convicted on several counts which included USC 1001 counts -- no oath needed if you lie to any federal official.

Once again, when they sit down to have their chat Hillary won't say anything but Comey doesn't need her to. It's not about beating a confession out of her.

In the federal criminal action, we haven't reached the stage where members of Hillary's Gang can be forced to take an oath and then either testify or plead the Fifth. But that's coming up soon in the two Judicial Watch FOIA litigations. I don't see how Huma and Cheryl walk across those mine fields without pleading the Fifth or badly perjuring themselves, neither of which is a good outcome with the federal criminal investigation pending.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2016 06:46 PM (r1fLd)

256 >>Martha Stewart and Scooter Libby were both convicted on several counts which included USC 1001 counts -- no oath needed if you lie to any federal official.

Take a guess who was the federal prosecutor that Martha Stewart lied to.

If you said James Comey you win.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2016 06:48 PM (/tuJf)

257 And Comey has crossed paths with the Clintons over Whitewater and the Marc Rich pardon. In fact I he may have a hard on for Hillary, and not the good kind.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 31, 2016 06:52 PM (r1fLd)

258 Take a pail of water to the interview.

Posted by: Buffalbob at March 31, 2016 07:00 PM (8nL8o)

259 Comey is just covering his arse being the one to interview Hill.....they will just shoot the shit for 2 hours.

Then he will assure us that she did nothing wrong!

Posted by: Pam at March 31, 2016 07:03 PM (cF0hS)

260 Comey interviewing Hillary --and then being on the line as a direct witness for any downstream court proceedings??..
NO way they are going to bring Hillary to justice.




Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at March 31, 2016 07:09 PM (3ZttN)

261 The only thing that makes me optimistic is that Obama can't let the Clintons get the levers of power back.

The silver lining of Hillary in the WH is that she has a lot of vengeance to unleash on everyone who betrayed her in 2008. Top of the list is the man that denied her in the first place. I wouldn't be surprised if she did a little bit of digging and outed Barry and his minions on some of their flagrantly illegal shenanigans of the past 8 years.

Not that she wouldn't do the same shenanigans. But it would be her minions doing it. Barry's crew would be in for some punishment. They're the ones that turned against her when it was "her turn."

Barry has to know this. So I'm cautiously hopeful that he's waiting for her to get just enough delegates to put the primary out of reach of Sanders. Then he can pull the trigger on destroying Hills and decide who the dem candidate.

Like on the republican side, many people hate the frontrunner. Unlike the republican side, the dems will gladly vote for whatever brokered candidate they get.

Posted by: Wacko at March 31, 2016 07:26 PM (T+50Q)

262 Utter nonsense. She's nobody's fuckin' Queen. She's a third-rate Spiro Agnew in a pantsuit. We have as many shots as we need.

Posted by: GalosGann at March 31, 2016 07:35 PM (WzpqQ)

263 Oh, so the Beastcunt is the Queen now, is she??
Did the rest of your dying Republic get the memo? Or is that something Boingo had classified for release after the fucking bitch declares herself empress??

So tired of this fucking kabuki

Posted by: KenH at March 31, 2016 07:44 PM (67f1X)

264 76 My life for you!!!
Posted by: Trashcan Man


BRAVO!!!

Posted by: AmeriDan at March 31, 2016 07:46 PM (YLLPb)

265 One shot at the queen. The left doesn't think this way. Perhaps the FBI gets one shot at the queen, then another investigation and another one shot, and another investigation and another one shot and so on, and so through the government departments, the IRS takes their one shot, their other one shot, then months later their other one shot and so on, through the Federal departments, state departments, then corporations an private citizens pile on and all take their shot. Just ask Sara Palin how "one shot at the queen" thing works.

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