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Wednesday Morning News Dump (3/30/16) [Misanthropic Humanitarian]
- ICYMI there was a GOP Town Hall Q&A session last night
- Paul Ryan will have challenger
- FBI warned Dutch about terrorist brothers week before attack
- Brussels death toll lowered as 3 victims counted twice
- US families ordered out of southern Turkey
- Priest kidnapped by ISIS may still be alive
- Lottery winner murdered, 7 charged
- Mystery bacteria in WI & MI
- Because, for the kids
- DEA places additional restrictions on narcotics
- Scalia continues to be missed
- Squishes gotta squish
- NFL in spat with NYT
- Another hospital chain is hacked
- You can't make this stuff up Part I
- You can't make this stuff up Part II
- The CBO and their crystal ball's next prediction
- Give them an inch and they will take a mile
- One more case of Obama Care not living up to expectations
- Harry Reid doesn't like Muslims?
- CA considers Universal 401K program
- Positive results for individual gun rights
- Is that a cell phone or is that a gun?
- Standing by her man has paid off
- RIP Patty Duke
- Enjoy National I Am In Control Day
- Feel good story of the day
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Witchdoktor at March 30, 2016 08:11 AM (eytER)
Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at March 30, 2016 08:13 AM (bA+CL)
Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at March 30, 2016 08:13 AM (nIGPZ)
Posted by: Witchdoktor at March 30, 2016 08:14 AM (eytER)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 30, 2016 08:15 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: no good deed at March 30, 2016 08:15 AM (GgxVX)
Posted by: EC at March 30, 2016 08:15 AM (j8YpL)
the most commonly used narcotic painkillers in the U.S. in an attempt to
curb widespread abuse.
Another waste of taxpayer dollars. Druggies will get their drugs.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 30, 2016 08:16 AM (vvmPQ)
What you said.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2016 08:19 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 30, 2016 08:20 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 30, 2016 08:21 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2016 08:21 AM (NOIQH)
//Judas Iscariot Roberts
Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 08:23 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 30, 2016 08:23 AM (vvmPQ)
Just more evidence of how schizoid we are as a nation, particularly the newsies.
They push for a party trying to mainstream recreational drug use while also trying to restrict medicinal narcotics...
we live in an insane asylum.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 08:24 AM (g8Hfr)
http://pagesix.com/2016/03/29/ what-led-to-margaret-chos-meltdown/
Posted by: Valiant at March 30, 2016 08:25 AM (3MiF8)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 30, 2016 08:25 AM (jN+3o)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - You make Me Want to SHOUT! at the Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2016 08:26 AM (hLRSq)
Try buying Sudafed in a strange town at 4 am b/c you are traveling and will be in a 6 hour stretch of no Pharmacies within the hour.
Given that we are preached at that nicotine is a drug why does giggles get to chew on nico-gum madly?
Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 08:26 AM (g8Hfr)
It was obvious from the moment he said he was running.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2016 08:27 AM (/tuJf)
Investment Board, which on Monday recommended automatic enrollment with
an opt-out option, rather than requiring interested workers to opt in.
That suggestion will be incorporated into a new version of the
legislation...
But there are still some major hurdles to clear, such as
determining what employers' role will be, especially whether they will
be responsible for investment losses. And there's also the question of
where workers' plans will be invested.
-- Workers automatically enrolled
-- CA decides who manages the investments
-- Employers, who have nothing to do with this 401K, held responsible for losses
Just brilliant.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2016 08:27 AM (NOIQH)
A lot of folks have been told for a very long time that Ms Cho is a genius level Kool Kid Komic...
"Rape, rape, rape...f**k you whitey...YOU NADDA GED YOL MONEY BAK!"
//Mags Cho esq Supra-Genius
Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 08:28 AM (g8Hfr)
I smoked more and longer than barky ever has. If I can quit, so can he. And I did without the gum.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 08:28 AM (W2taJ)
All these usually sensible people are running around with their hair on fire.
They sound like a bunch of Lefty nut-jobs.
Posted by: franksalterego at March 30, 2016 08:29 AM (Cd+Fa)
I may have missed it: was there a follow-up to the Garbage Disposal adventure?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 30, 2016 08:29 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2016 08:29 AM (B48dK)
No changes in polling today.
Trump continues to lose to the worst candidate in modern history by 11.2%.
The Senate is still projected to flip 4 seats to the Dems, resulting in a tie.
The House is still projected to flip 12 seats to the Dems, with Ryan remaining speaker.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 30, 2016 08:30 AM (QWmoi)
Quite...
I am sick and tired of the "elected Supermen" getting to have every creature comfort known to man while preaching the masses are to endure without "for your own good."
Had I wanted to play that game I could have been a medieval serf, not a US citizen.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 08:30 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 30, 2016 08:30 AM (vvmPQ)
It went down the drain.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 08:30 AM (W2taJ)
That was always the smart move anyway.
Knock off that chump or drive him down to low (1-3%) single digits, and then
when it's a two man race go hard after Trump from the right.
That way you can force him to take a stand on issues and not have to resort to incredibly lame "issues" like Fields.
Buuuuuut, there's been plenty of stupid and missed opportunities to go around this election cycle.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2016 08:30 AM (2rmvw)
No kidding. When we lived in Arkansas, I did not have an Arkansas driver's license. I just kept my Texas license with my valid military dependent ID. The state passed a law that no one without a valid AR ID or military ID could buy any product with pseudoephedrine in it. Well, when they wrote valid military ID, they wrote it so it meant active duty personnel only. I was SOL. Couldn't buy decongestants. It's ridiculous.
Posted by: no good deed at March 30, 2016 08:32 AM (GgxVX)
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Posted by: *Mikey NTH - You make Me Want to SHOUT! at the Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2016 08:32 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2016 08:33 AM (B48dK)
will be in a 6 hour stretch of no Pharmacies within the hour.
It's the assumption that we're meth-makers by default. You have to prove you're not.
Also, they do these restrictions at the same time they're putting Plan B and pot in freakin' vending machines.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2016 08:33 AM (NOIQH)
http://tinyurl.com/hlfmk77
Posted by: MTF at March 30, 2016 08:34 AM (/m8T6)
Send a lawyer to represent an LLC or Dog the bounty hunter to collect. OpSec.
And tonight's Powerball cash jackpot will be about $75 million.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2016 08:34 AM (4fsKV)
Posted by: Kasich the Barbarian, Son of Mailman at March 30, 2016 08:34 AM (Pby3z)
So, were there any casualties from last night's "town hall"? Was Trump's "name 3 things government should do" answer as God-awful as it sounded replayed on the radio this morning?
In other news, our national Scold took time-out from his 8-years of harassing gun owners to harass Doctors who prescribe opiates. Ho-hum. Legacy hunting - this was no less of a problem 2, 4, 6 or 8-years ago than it is today.
And in other, other news, a NY Governor named Cuomo is a douche. Dog Bites Man.
Posted by: DocJ at March 30, 2016 08:34 AM (zrsn3)
It's confirmation bias for frustrated people who long for something, anything, to strike back at the avatar of all that they hate and fear.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - You make Me Want to SHOUT! at the Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2016 08:35 AM (hLRSq)
I don't know why Sven, that just cracks me up every time.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 08:35 AM (voOPb)
if Trump Perots our asses the evangelical Trump haterz club should take a bow.
Sometimes being in a party means you get to eat a sh*t sandwich you really would rather not consume.
Plaintiff's exhibit one as a Conservative: Juan Queeg
Exhibit Two: Mittens Rombley
Exhibit Three: Bob "Oh Man I am Risen" Dole
Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 08:35 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2016 08:35 AM (B48dK)
an opt-out option, rather than requiring interested workers to opt in.
Once again, liberals prove they believe your earned income is a boon given to you from the government.
Posted by: no good deed at March 30, 2016 08:35 AM (GgxVX)
All that happened is that the meth labs moved to Mexico. I doubt the sudafed restriction has had any affect at all on meth availability or price.
The Law of Unintended Consequences is a bitch!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 08:36 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 30, 2016 08:37 AM (0O7c5)
B/C it is true, surreal, and a sad commentary on comedy...
In essence I just described every female comics' routine that is NOW approved...
"Whitey, whitey whitey I AM BLACK...b/c you know I *AM* black."
//Chris Rock in the House
Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 08:37 AM (g8Hfr)
To call the Republican party stupid is the understatement of the century. It truly is.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 30, 2016 08:37 AM (pVkEV)
Then he says WI is 2.2 Billion in debt, BECAUSE HE READ THAT IN TIME MAGAZINE. Idiot.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2016 08:38 AM (U+nHb)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2016 08:39 AM (B48dK)
Plaintiff's exhibit one as a Conservative: Juan Queeg
Exhibit Two: Mittens Rombley
Exhibit Three: Bob "Oh Man I am Risen" Dole
Exhibit Four: Bush 43
Exhibit Five: Bush 41
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 08:39 AM (W2taJ)
Trump *is* an ignorant fool.
That said he *is* ignorant precisely because he listens to the M$M rather than take the time to have a research staff that is capable of briefing him and telling him "STFU and listen this is what's going on sir."
and isn't this the story of Barack Obama?
Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 08:40 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 30, 2016 08:37 AM (pVkEV)
I think you need more than one adjective to come close to an adequate description of the GOPe, I'm going with "Stupid, Corrupt, and Evil"!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 30, 2016 08:40 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 30, 2016 08:40 AM (I0sxh)
But hey ... the Federal Govt is doing a hell of a job with the what, 5.6% plus employer match ? Why not kick another 2-5% to the state.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2016 08:40 AM (W+w2W)
Run your own damn state and butt out of SC, the residents there did not elect you.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2016 08:40 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 30, 2016 08:29 AM (xq1UY)
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Hi Stringer! Well, last night I tried everything again - the hex wrench, votermom's broom handle, plunging the sink, etc., and although the blades spin freely, it still hums. So, looked at Amazon at 1.0 hp (per Vic's suggestion) and I'm thinking I'll be getting the Waste King L-8000 (I must confess to being heavily influenced by the "Hail to the King, baby" review).
Hubby and I plan to install it, or at least try to, ourselves. I confess to being nervous about the hard wiring part, though - we've never done anything like that. Is it too much to tackle for newbies?
And don't worry, I know to throw the breaker before doing anything! We may be liberal arts majors but we do have common sense!
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2016 08:41 AM (2WwbN)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2016 08:41 AM (B48dK)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 08:41 AM (W2taJ)
Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 08:40 AM (g8Hfr)
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It absolutely is.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2016 08:41 AM (U+nHb)
To call the Republican party stupid is the understatement of the century. It truly is.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 30, 2016 08:37 AM (pVkEV)
I'm pretty sure that most Blue Reps are simply Democrats who did not want to serve their time in the machine and wait in line.
So, they went Republican.
Some a-hole like Boehner or Ryan or Kasich would be the supreme example.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2016 08:42 AM (2rmvw)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2016 08:42 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2016 08:43 AM (4fsKV)
To paraphrase from A Fish Called Wanda...
To call them stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit them. I've worn dresses with higher IQs.
Posted by: DocJ at March 30, 2016 08:43 AM (zrsn3)
http://www.ufunk.net/en/univers-geek/reebok-alien-stompers-2016/
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2016 08:44 AM (4fsKV)
Yeah, this is just step 1.
It will be followed up with "Hey, as long as we're managing some people's 401Ks we should manage all of them. Because it's the only way to ensure fairness and standards. Rich guys shouldn't benefit from platinum investment firms w/large funds while Jane hairdresser does not"
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2016 08:44 AM (NOIQH)
Throw the breaker. White wire on white. Black wire on black. Bare/green wire on bare/ green wire. Wire nuts to tie them together. Took loner to type out on phone than it would to wire them up.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 08:45 AM (W2taJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2016 08:43 AM (4fsKV)
Imagine an insane Millenial in control of every aspect of the infrastructure that can be accessed by a computer. Now imagine that Millenial AI is hopped up on meth and angry at her boyfriend.
Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at March 30, 2016 08:45 AM (nIGPZ)
What, to cover the losses of CalPERS?
.
.
.
.
.That will be the plan. Once everyone is required to contribute to the universal 401k plan with a set amount every paycheck, the State will step in to "manage" the fund and make sure everything is being run OK and your money is being managed by good stewards. That is when the fun will start.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 30, 2016 08:45 AM (iONHu)
"Moral Hazard-is that the Sand Trap that looks vaguely like a nun?"
//Guv'nuh Moonbeam on signing this piece of shit
Look for BIG Graft Windows on this....
they will pretend this is a better idea than privatizing Social Security and bankrupt the fund.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 08:46 AM (g8Hfr)
It's the assumption that we're meth-makers by default. You have to prove you're not.
Also, they do these restrictions at the same time they're putting Plan B and pot in freakin' vending machines.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2016 08:33 AM (NOIQH
But......It's for the adults.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 08:46 AM (voOPb)
Argentina has managed all those retirement accounts it seized so well...
Not.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2016 08:47 AM (4fsKV)
What, to cover the losses of CalPERS?
.
.
.
.
.That will be the plan. Once everyone is required to contribute to the universal 401k plan with a set amount every paycheck, the State will step in to "manage" the fund and make sure everything is being run OK and your money is being managed by good stewards. That is when the fun will start.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 30, 2016 08:45 AM (iONHu)
Remember, if it's a bad, intrusive public policy, chances are it started in California.
Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at March 30, 2016 08:47 AM (nIGPZ)
IOU Lock. Box.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 08:47 AM (W2taJ)
The law-abiding are far easier to abuse and prosecute.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 30, 2016 08:47 AM (jNJ7R)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 30, 2016 08:45 AM (iONHu)
So just like today's federal gov't spending programs.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 08:47 AM (voOPb)
Look, it's a beautiful, truly God-Blessed piece of real-estate. But the people running this place now and for the foreseeable future are just so utterly and completely stupid it makes me wonder if walling it off from the rest of the USA - or just giving it back to Mexico - is starting to make sense.
Posted by: DocJ at March 30, 2016 08:47 AM (zrsn3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2016 08:48 AM (4fsKV)
Folks, I'd like to introduce my new Secretary of the Treasury!
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at March 30, 2016 08:48 AM (Zu3d9)
So, they went Republican.
--
I'm starting to think its worse than that. Ponder, if you will, a continuation of the "march through the institutions" action plan. What a great way to infiltrate the other side and keep pushing ever leftward. It wouldn't be hard to do. Campaign conservatively. Get elected. Vote the opposite. Once you're entrenched, your chances of getting voted out get less and less as the years go by as your name recognition and campaign warchest grows. (See: Graham, Lindsay...among countless others)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 30, 2016 08:48 AM (pVkEV)
Heard a reporter being interviewed on radio. She does foia requests on diplomats and their families for violent crimes and duis. They slip out of the country and re enter and re offend. Now the state dept will only give her names and not countries or locations where offense happened to protect the criminal diplomats and their scummy kids.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 30, 2016 08:49 AM (iQIUe)
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Thank you, rickb. We shall give it a try. Electricity does make me nervous, which is as it should be, I suppose.
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2016 08:49 AM (2WwbN)
I wish we had a candidate who agreed with Trump on issues, is just as uncompromising on policy, but has more depth and doesn't punch down or otherwise dig Manhattan sized holes for himself.
Posted by: MTF at March 30, 2016 08:50 AM (/m8T6)
And don't worry, I know to throw the breaker before doing anything! We may be liberal arts majors but we do have common sense!
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2016 08:41 AM (2WwbN)
I'm sure that are a lot of wiring videos. Just go down to the hardware store and get a few of twist-on wiring connectors and wire white to white, black to black, and bare to bare. (The ground is usually bare, the white is usually neutral)
Connectors
http://tinyurl.com/h9bvbak
Labels for wires in normal house wiring.
http://tinyurl.com/zbcmsf3
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 30, 2016 08:50 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Megan at March 30, 2016 08:51 AM (1HQO4)
night after 11, and turn it on in the morning, and sort of keep it going
off and on all day. Just think of the savings, and not having to
replace all those nasty coal and NG power plants. Win, Win.....
Posted by: colin at March 30, 2016 08:51 AM (6IZ5e)
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2016 08:52 AM (2WwbN)
Thank you, Bernie, it's truly an honor! Now, I'd like to get started on working on the peoples' finances by hiring every member of my family @ $300K/year, and I'm going to need a bigger office, with deluxe furnishings.....
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2016 08:52 AM (NOIQH)
What, to cover the losses of CalPERS?
Exactly right. They're dressing up a tax on citizens that pays money only to public employees (and, hence, to the Democrat party).
It's the dream scenario for the scumbags-- unlimited public financing of Progressivism.
Posted by: MTF at March 30, 2016 08:53 AM (/m8T6)
refrigeration is for pussies anyway...
and you know what...the rest of the world will stop hating on us if we go FULL Paleo lifestyle...
//Bronko Bama-Totes Non-Hypocrite
Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 08:53 AM (g8Hfr)
I would have thought that would be newsy enough to make The Morning News Dump.
Their full statement can be read here:
http://tinyurl.com/hnzrtfc
Posted by: franksalterego at March 30, 2016 08:53 AM (Cd+Fa)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 30, 2016 08:54 AM (vvmPQ)
Thank you, Bernie, it's truly an honor! Now, I'd like to get started on working on the peoples' finances by hiring every member of my family @ $300K/year, and I'm going to need a bigger office, with deluxe furnishings.....
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2016 08:52 AM (NOIQH)
***
You'll need a henchman.....
And someone to...screen...interns....
(Digs out resume...)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 30, 2016 08:54 AM (lutOX)
1 - Ted Cruz is from Florida, where Ft. Hood is located (just kidding, it was a silly flubbed line)
2 - The Hairy Hemorrhoid referred to the flubbed line over and over and over again, as if it was a policy mistake, because he had nothing else to contribute to the conversation.
3 - Cruz would thank the audience member after every question. Trump would occasionally throw out a "thanks" and proceed to turn the question into a treatise about how great he is.
4 - Kasich is a condescending douche canoe, who became visibly angry when challenged on his Medicare expansion. "Look, young lady..." "Look, young man, I don't know if you're a leader in your family..."
5 - I wanted to put my fist through the TV the moment Trump's face came on.
6 - Kasich is a very unpleasant human being, who cannot correctly state the House Committee he sat on. Ever.
7 - Trump says "You don't have Germany talking about Ukraine." -- except for that little fact that Germany is leading the Normandy talks with Russia and Ukraine along with France - talks in which we are hardly involved.
8 - Trump is unfit to be a tourist at the White House, let alone President.
Posted by: Nicki at March 30, 2016 08:55 AM (15w2J)
Scares the living shit out of me.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 08:56 AM (W2taJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2016 08:56 AM (4fsKV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2016 08:56 AM (4fsKV)
***
You can have it. I'll take the rest of SE Asia, thankyouverymuch. It's a numbers game....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 30, 2016 08:57 AM (lutOX)
Done...
I will of course be Sec State given my obvious diplomatic bent.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 08:57 AM (g8Hfr)
They'll hate me when I start hunting them for food.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 08:57 AM (W2taJ)
Unless that's a four-wire 220 circuit, hard-wiring is not some huge deal. You are right, make doubly sure the circuit is off. There should be plenty of you-tube instruction videos. I often find knocking out a knock-out, on an already mounted box, "mildly frustrating," but mostly it's a matter of putting the connectors together carefully and tucking the wires back in the box neatly. English major stuff.
When using wire-nut connectors, I like to go over them with electrical tape after test-pulling the join, making a first pass up the "crotch" between the wires and then wrapping the whole connector to the wires going into it. That protects against moisture and oxidation, adds a little mechanical strength in case the cable ever gets yanked on unintentionally, and ensures that a little teensy 1/16" of stripped wire not covered by the twist-on connector can't get randomly touched by an errant strand of some other wire in there. That's because as you tighten the cable clamp on the box, and re-tuck whatever else goes in front of your new junction, those wires can end up in a slightly different spot than where you intended.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 30, 2016 08:58 AM (xq1UY)
... can you explain Item Seven on your expense report ? The Hentai Deluxe Pleasure Bot ? Take your time.
Posted by: Moron Government Accountant at March 30, 2016 08:58 AM (W+w2W)
Progtard is a gamey meat...tastes too rangey.
//Ted Cruz's inner monologue
Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 08:59 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Nicki at March 30, 2016 08:55 AM (15w2J)
Awesome line, you win a free pint of Valu-rite
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 08:59 AM (voOPb)
Agreed.
But the Border patrol and the families of people who lost loved ones due to illegal aliens are flocking to him, cause he was the first to counter the GOP.
Meanwhile, Cruz is fighting Katshit/the GOP. Think about that. he has to spend money fighting a candidate fronted by Soros and our own party.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2016 08:59 AM (326rv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2016 08:59 AM (4fsKV)
Posted by: The Burning Times at March 30, 2016 09:00 AM (XkVXQ)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2016 09:00 AM (0mRoj)
only to public employees (and, hence, to the Democrat party).
Yes - the unions are behind universal 401K big time.
They know their own pension funds have been poorly mismanaged and they want access to other peoples' 401K loot. Same goes for bureaucrats who want a way to tap other peoples' money because they believe they should be able to grab citizens' money simply because it's there and they want it. It's a grab, a yuuuuge grab, and it's the type of thing that would start a revolution if they don't do it oh-so incrementally and stealthily.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2016 09:01 AM (NOIQH)
Wow. AoShq went from Home of the Squeakhole to No Butt Stuff. smh
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 30, 2016 09:01 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Moron Government Accountant at March 30, 2016 09:02 AM (W+w2W)
"Meanwhile, Cruz is fighting Katshit/the GOP. Think about that. he has to spend money fighting a candidate fronted by Soros and our own party." -- It's pretty boggling. Ugh.
Posted by: Nicki at March 30, 2016 09:02 AM (15w2J)
Scalia, come back! Come back, Tony! Come back, we need you!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 30, 2016 09:02 AM (iQIUe)
Wow. AoShq went from Home of the Squeakhole to No Butt Stuff. smh
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 30, 2016 09:01 AM (iQIUe)
***
Evolving standards and all that.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 30, 2016 09:02 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Little Boomer at March 30, 2016 09:02 AM (ZuVs9)
Posted by: Little Boomer at March 30, 2016 09:03 AM (ZuVs9)
I would like to thank everybody for their prayers for the safe arrival of FenSprout in Europe. The plane arrived safely and he is in Switzerland. We were hoping that his phone worked over there because we sent him some text messages but hadn't heard anything. I wrote rather a long one yesterday and he wrote back, "I am having a good time."The brevity of it made me laugh. It's related to this video on the difference in text messages between men and women from Tim Hawkins. It's funny if you haven't heard it-
"Losing Our Minds Together":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-u2ybemYN4
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2016 09:03 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 09:04 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: jsg at March 30, 2016 09:05 AM (mwteJ)
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2016 09:05 AM (W+w2W)
A little Snowflake at Scripps College is crying raaaccciiissmmm!!! bc someone wrote on her whiteboard #Trump2016 LOL
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 30, 2016 09:06 AM (iQIUe)
I'm not a psychiatrist, but I sense some latent hostility.
Perhaps you should step away from politics for a bit? I wouldn't want someone to trigger you by saying "yuuuge" to near you.
Oh dear, I did it, didn't I?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - You make Me Want to SHOUT! at the Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2016 09:06 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 30, 2016 09:06 AM (xq1UY)
Putting in 160' of wooden fence. Myself. People at Home Depot and Lowes kept trying to sell me on using their installers.
I told them, "Fine. As long as they work for free. Because I do."
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 09:07 AM (W2taJ)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2016 09:07 AM (NOIQH)
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Thank you for all the info, Stringer. I'm only understanding about every 5th word there but I'm saving everyone's hints in a Word doc and will review faithfully. I'm also the type to research, research, research before I do anything, so hopefully we will be fine.
However, if anything does happen, I'll be sure to blame Corey Lewandowski.
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2016 09:07 AM (2WwbN)
Ohm my! Direct.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 09:08 AM (W2taJ)
Did you read about Bill Walton being suicidal after getting canned from his announcer job? To me he will always be a left wing nut.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 30, 2016 09:08 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 09:08 AM (voOPb)
Oh Stringer. You are suffering from an advanced case of Muldoonatosis. Seek help. Naow.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Where have all thge puns gone? at March 30, 2016 09:08 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: creeper at March 30, 2016 09:09 AM (NheJK)
Ohm my! Direct.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 09:08 AM (W2taJ)
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Shocking, isn't it?
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2016 09:10 AM (2WwbN)
Yay, we had three sources of electrical advice and they didn't conflict! Rare for this place. Ordinarily we'd have a treatise on Tesla v. Edison and the overtones would continue into the ONT. With a lot of "resistance is futile" and "ohm mani padme" puns, alternating of course. Current events.
What, no love for Luigi Galvani?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2016 09:10 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: creeper at March 30, 2016 09:11 AM (NheJK)
Quick tip: I have used short sections of 2"x4" to build up a support frame beneath a heavy object, like a garbage disposal, that places it very close to its desired position. If you use shims, you can even get it high enough that the bolts are going through the mounting holes and threading on the nuts is easy. A few turns with the wrench to make sure it is really attached, then take away the support fame and you have "plenty" of space to finalize the job.
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 30, 2016 09:11 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 30, 2016 09:12 AM (MSiSP)
... best thing you can do is flip switch, hear the disposal hum, THEN flip the breaker, THEN flip the disposal switch again.
No hum ? Good job, right breaker. Hum ? Ruh roh. Wrong breaker.
It happens.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2016 09:12 AM (W+w2W)
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2016 09:13 AM (2WwbN)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 09:07 AM (W2taJ)
Exactly. Plus they'll shrug shoulders and call it good enough. Doing a lot of backyard landscaping myself and have had to fix a couple of things I was off on when I was done, stepped back and saw an issue.
Posted by: jsg at March 30, 2016 09:13 AM (mwteJ)
You don't know how bad I want to post something in support of Tesla right now.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 30, 2016 09:14 AM (MSiSP)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2016 09:10 AM (X6fMO)
Personally, I found it very easy to jump into studying Galvani's theories.
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 30, 2016 09:14 AM (wYnyS)
My kid once rigged up a desktop steam engine to a li'l generator and a breadboard full of pins, and ran a TRS-80 off it for a minute or two. Steam powered computer. That kid has a MS in EE now, and is probably shoveling coal into a quantum. There's your future, America.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 30, 2016 09:15 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Trump at March 30, 2016 09:16 AM (MSiSP)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck
Cuomo has made lawful gun owners into criminals in NY. He declared that pro-life people have no place in NY.
It is HE who discriminates, and declares hatred for residents of NY that dare disagree with him. The notion that he can then make edicts and pronouncements about travel prove that he fancies himself to be some sort of ruler, not a governor.
Think about that: Thous shalt not go unto the land where someone dares to have a differing opinion. Ye must travel through distant lands, over hill AND dale.....through areas that aslo ain't keen on guys using women's bathrooms.
And this dickhead probably hasn't used a public bathroom in years.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2016 09:16 AM (326rv)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 08:56 AM (W2taJ)
I worked as a carpenter for awhile, and the electricians thought we were all retarded.
One of them told me never to touch anything, but that if I have to, put one hand in my pocket and keep it there.
He figured I would still screw things up, but at least I would decrease my chances of dying.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 09:16 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2016 09:12 AM (W+w2W)
That be good advice, you don't want to get jumpy by touching hot leads!
Posted by: Zombie L Galvani at March 30, 2016 09:16 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2016 09:16 AM (BK3ZS)
I'd like to induct a little normalcy to the current flow of the thread ... assuming y'all have the capacitance to accept it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2016 09:16 AM (W+w2W)
According to Trump, the three main functions of the federal government are security, education, and healthcare.
*headdesk*
Posted by: Nicki at March 30, 2016 09:17 AM (15w2J)
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Got it, Hrothgar - added to my doc. Was it you who mentioned something like this yesterday?
ScoggDog, thanks for the tip. The breaker is marked correctly (as I know from repeatedly turning it on and off while testing different things) but it's always worth it to be extra vigilant.
creeper, aw shucks. *blushes*
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2016 09:17 AM (2WwbN)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 09:18 AM (zOTsN)
I'd like to induct a little normalcy to the current flow of the thread ... assuming y'all have the capacitance to accept it.
I'd like a return to normalcy, myself.
Posted by: Zombie Warren Harding at March 30, 2016 09:18 AM (X6fMO)
"New theater in the war on women".
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2016 09:18 AM (326rv)
I assume it's bullshit, but they took down John Edwards in 2008. God I hope it's bullshit.
Posted by: Pyrocles at March 30, 2016 09:18 AM (fVOPU)
I'd like to induct a little normalcy to the current flow of the thread ... assuming y'all have the capacitance to accept it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2016 09:16 AM (W+w2W)
Ohm my God, people.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2016 09:20 AM (0mRoj)
We had a term for this sort of thing, back before we became enlightened by multi-culti unicorn shit.
Evil. Yeah, that's it!
They. Are. Fucking. Evil.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 30, 2016 09:20 AM (eHpnh)
I'm going to meditate on these points....
Ohm......
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 09:21 AM (Zu3d9)
Have the clowns with gasoline-spraying fake flowers on the lapels arrived yet?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2016 09:16 AM (BK3ZS)
Don't know, but they'll have flaming boners when they do.
Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at March 30, 2016 09:21 AM (nIGPZ)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2016 09:22 AM (ioqGj)
That was part of last weeks outrage.
This week's outrage is the vicious Trump monster's campaign manager being charged for assaulting a reporter and leaving her clinging for life.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - You make Me Want to SHOUT! at the Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2016 09:23 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2016 09:23 AM (W+w2W)
I'd like to induct a little normalcy to the current flow of the thread ... assuming y'all have the capacitance to accept it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2016 09:16 AM
Resistance is useless. Embrace the puns.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2016 09:24 AM (bzd8I)
Wiring is to electronics as arithmetic is to higher mathematics. "All's you gotta do" in electricity is not cross wires, and don't go to ground. Fields'n'shit, Tesla would be the first one to call it magic. I swear, he could feel them. And what a magician.
I've met EE's who couldn't wire worth a damn. And a real industrial-strength electrician, in addition to the one hand in the pocket, works on a live box. Sparks don't scare 'em. Goofy bastids.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 30, 2016 09:24 AM (xq1UY)
Your stock gets bought, others don't. Divestment, patronage, manipulation. Pay the Mandarins or you don't play.
Posted by: Kasich the Barbarian, Son of Mailman at March 30, 2016 09:24 AM (Pby3z)
If it hadn't been for the GOP, who would have resolved Fast and Furious? Benghazi? The IRS scandal?
Who?
We might not have ever know what was behind those scandals if not for the GOP!
Gentlemen, I'll be brief. It isn't that the GOP didn't take advantage of virtually all of their constituents. They did. But you can't hold the entire party responsible for the actions of a few sick, perverted individuals...
The rest of the speech can be heard on YouTube - Animal House clips.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 30, 2016 09:27 AM (4ng05)
"How many more attacks have to take place before the world fully understand that ISIS is run by Israel?"
Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 09:28 AM (zOTsN)
think that this is a terrible idea. And film him hiding from it.
*ahem*
Transgender woman just raped in UNISEX bathroom at Stonewall Inn (in NY). Letting men into bathrooms used by women and girls is insane.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2016 09:28 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2016 09:28 AM (2WwbN)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 09:30 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2016 09:30 AM (B48dK)
Yep, and not just favors, but used to apply pressure like we're seeing w/Disney, Cuomo and the NBA harassing states considering legislation they don't like. They'll harass all businesses they don't like, too.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2016 09:31 AM (NOIQH)
In case you ms'd it, the Stonewall Inn is where the "modern" ghey-rights movement began. First one to use "schadenfreude" and "PITA" in the same sentence on that, that's a shamin'. And a free Gold-Tone Sequined Membership.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 30, 2016 09:32 AM (xq1UY)
I cant believe they havent executed all those cult members who released sarin in the metro. It's been over 20 years. It's amazing that so many were doctors, engineers, and of course chemists. And they all worshiped a fat hairy guy. They say the cult is expanding. Not sure why it wasnt sued into oblivion.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 30, 2016 09:32 AM (iQIUe)
In what Middle Eastern country do Muslims have the most freedom?
Hint: It rhymes with schmisrael.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 30, 2016 09:33 AM (4ng05)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 09:30 AM (zOTsN)
Typical. THAT kind of British anti-semitism has always existed. Just was hidden for a time.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 09:34 AM (DUoqb)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 09:35 AM (W2taJ)
Of course they keep cracking down ever more, god forbid someone in pain should feel better.
http://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/new-cdc-painkiller-guidelines-go-low-use-less-n538986
Posted by: RoyLC at March 30, 2016 09:35 AM (DSwhx)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 09:28 AM (zOTsN
My Lord they have their hands in everything
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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 09:36 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 09:36 AM (Zu3d9)
In what Middle Eastern country do Muslims have the most freedom?
Hint: It rhymes with schmisrael.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 30, 2016 09:33 AM (4ng05)
United Arab Eisrael?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 09:37 AM (voOPb)
LMAO
Be my guest.
Did I say LMAO yet?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 09:37 AM (DUoqb)
Wouldn't affect my vote if he did.
Also, 35 years ago today, shots rang out at the Washington Hilton...
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 30, 2016 09:38 AM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 30, 2016 09:38 AM (suO/a)
What news on the Michelle "Bruiser" Fields "assault" front?
Did the Trump campaign manager get arrested or not? (I've heard both yes and no on the MSM.)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2016 09:38 AM (BK3ZS)
http://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/new-cdc-painkiller-guidelines-go-low-use-less-n538986
Posted by: RoyLC at March 30, 2016 09:35 AM (DSwhx)
That's not true. All they are doing is trying to stop the illegal RX writing and use. It's out of hand. The abuse is rampant
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 09:38 AM (DUoqb)
The worst I ever personally experienced was from an Ivy League graduate (and PhD) and her Swiss journalist husband.
Every UN and leftist canard about Israel came out of their mouths as if it was the Gospel.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 09:38 AM (Zu3d9)
Did the Trump campaign manager get arrested or not? (I've heard both yes and no on the MSM.)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2016 09:38 AM (BK3ZS)
She lays in repose all day today, the Funeral is tomorrow
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 09:39 AM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Jean at March 30, 2016 09:39 AM (cXiMR)
Posted by: EuroLeft at March 30, 2016 09:39 AM (nIGPZ)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 30, 2016 09:40 AM (xq1UY)
in addition to the one hand in the pocket, works on a live box.
Sparks don't scare 'em. Goofy bastids.
My dad did that shit. Wired a ceiling fan by tapping into a live line in the attic.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 09:40 AM (W2taJ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 09:38 AM (Zu3d9
Did you hit them with love & bacon?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 09:40 AM (voOPb)
Listen I am going to be on Duty for 4 days starting tomorrow, can you make sure no Bergen County Liberals pee on my lawn?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 09:40 AM (DUoqb)
Of course they keep cracking down ever more, god forbid someone in pain should feel better.
http://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/new-cdc-painkiller-guidelines-go-low-use-less-n538986
Posted by: RoyLC at March 30, 2016 09:35 AM (DSwhx)
Study after study after study has shown that if you take any pain med including hydrocodone and opioids -
for pain
then when the pain is over, people quit taking the drug and show no effects of addiction.
Now, if you had a previous issue with drugs or alcohol or are taking opioids for shit and giggles then yeah, sure, addiction.
But, that's a different issue.
An orthopedist I went to recently went on a rant about how hard they are making it to prescribe pain medication for his patients in need.
He was very very unhappy and thought it cruel.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2016 09:41 AM (2rmvw)
Yeah, I didn't know about that until I read the article. Hard to laugh at someone being assaulted, but it does demonstrate the risks on people who wanted this as opposed to some poor 13 year old girl at the YMCA.
I think feminists and gay rights activists hitching their wagon to transgender movement was not a good move. In both cases the demands made by transgenders is a threat to both groups. However, they all still hate us, so....
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2016 09:41 AM (NOIQH)
I thought we established that the Rule of Law passed away years ago. Odd how some people are still clinging to the idea that we're a Republic governed by the Rule of Law.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 30, 2016 09:41 AM (Wckf4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 09:39 AM (DUoqb)
She will rise on Friday as foretold in the Book of Punditry, and the caterwauling to follow will have no end.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - You make Me Want to SHOUT! at the Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2016 09:42 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 09:37 AM (voOPb)
You win our consolation prize: Your very own full boxed set of the AoSHQ Lifestyle board games!
Tell him what he has won, Bob!
Fun for the entire family! *Except pets, children, adolescents, teenagers, the elderly, those people not already diagnosed with anti-social disorders, people not in the throes of delirium tremons.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 30, 2016 09:42 AM (4ng05)
He was very very unhappy and thought it cruel.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2016 09:41 AM (2rmvw)
Yeah honestly I don't believe that.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 09:43 AM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2016 09:43 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 09:44 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 30, 2016 09:45 AM (9krrF)
He was very very unhappy and thought it cruel.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2016 09:41 AM (2rmvw)
When I last saw my orthopedist in October lamented the fact that the new narcotic prescription laws (ever changing) and the new coding procedures for his patients would be driving him out of business more than likely. Just the coding work was adding an extra 20-25 minutes of paper work per patient
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 09:45 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 09:45 AM (W2taJ)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 30, 2016 09:46 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 09:43 AM (DUoqb)
Believe it or not.
That's is exactly what happened.
My guess is from the waiting room full of oldsters, he deals with a fair number of chronic pain patients.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2016 09:46 AM (2rmvw)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 09:45 AM (voOPb)
Now the new coding procedures and shit like that, I 100% agree with.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 09:46 AM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 09:40 AM (voOPb)
No, but they don't like me anymore. I made it clear that I found their views repugnant.
She's an AGW hack, and he is a 60-year-old man with a soul patch.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 09:47 AM (Zu3d9)
Strips of Barney Frank? What an odd woman.
Posted by: angela urkel at March 30, 2016 09:47 AM (1HQO4)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 30, 2016 09:47 AM (2cS/G)
That's all I have -- is the knowledge of my own suffering. So then I can amplify that and hopefully make it somewhat entertaining, so that other people who feel the same way feel free.
-- Margaret Cho, "In My Own Words"
Stop. Just stop. You've inflicted enough suffering on us all.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2016 09:49 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 09:40 AM (voOPb)
No, but they don't like me anymore. I made it clear that I found their views repugnant.
She's an AGW hack, and he is a 60-year-old man with a soul patch.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 09:47 AM (Zu3d9)
A gray-haired man with a ponytail is suspect as a douchebag. A 60-year-old with a soul patch is confirmed.
Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at March 30, 2016 09:49 AM (nIGPZ)
Everybody seems to be amped up today.
They should direct this energy to DC.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 09:49 AM (Zu3d9)
That's is exactly what happened.
My guess is from the waiting room full of oldsters, he deals with a fair number of chronic pain patients.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2016 09:46 AM (2rmvw)
I believe his assistant can no longer just call them in, but it's not that big a deal to write a narcotic RX. If his whole practice is mostly chronic pain, yeah it more work, but the abuse out there caused this. And all the abuse can not be blamed on drug users. Many Drs got lazy and wrote way to may Narcotic RXs
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 09:49 AM (DUoqb)
Cory grabbed her, threw her down, kicked her and yelled, "whose bitch this is?"
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 09:49 AM (W2taJ)
Posted by: Fritz at March 30, 2016 09:49 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 30, 2016 09:50 AM (eHpnh)
Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at March 30, 2016 09:49 AM (nIGPZ)
And oh so smug.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 09:51 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 09:47 AM (Zu3d9)
What a lovely couple.
I would run into couples similar to that when Mrs. MH worked for the UW System. Oh joy oh joy when I was dragged along.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 09:51 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Fritz at March 30, 2016 09:49 AM (UzPAd)
This question can only be resolved with video.
Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at March 30, 2016 09:51 AM (nIGPZ)
I have one now. Nobody likes to work a hot circuit. Fortunately I have replaced that old power bus that fed the interior breaker panel and I now have a main breaker that will kill the incoming power.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 30, 2016 09:51 AM (vvmPQ)
Michelle Fields' Arm is going to go down in history alongside Jenkins' Ear and Gen.Dan Sickles' leg. Appendages of Doom.
Wayne Bobbit's Dangly Bit could not be reached for comment.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2016 09:51 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2016 09:46 AM (2rmvw)
I have a multi-decade history of chronic pain and I can vouch for the changes in trying to get effect pain medication. My wife had it ten times easier to get pain medication after a surgery than I had keeping the medication that works (occasionally) for me. To me, it seems like this goes beyond "recent studies". It seems to me there has been a concerted effort to keep pain medication out of the people who really need it. Just me...
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 30, 2016 09:51 AM (4ng05)
Everybody seems to be amped up today.
They should direct this energy to DC.
The arc of the joke is relative to the positive energy espoused.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 09:52 AM (W2taJ)
She's probably right about that. How can the FBI get attention from the propaganda press?
Here is one way: The FBI can arrest Hillary.
The agency doesn't need permission from Lynch to do that (does it?), and even if the charges are later dropped it puts Lynch on defense to explain her actions, and the Press (as corrupt as they are) cannot possibly ignore a story as big as Hillary getting perp-walked.
Posted by: MTF at March 30, 2016 09:53 AM (/m8T6)
Because everyone knows purple bruises show up immediately.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 09:53 AM (W2taJ)
No way I would have done that!
I have 200 amp service. Just looking at the breaker box scares me.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 09:55 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 09:53 AM (W2taJ)How about if everyone just calms down and waits for the autopsy report!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 09:55 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 09:56 AM (W2taJ)
Obama, Agencies, and TBTF banks are owned by drug cartels. This economy has hurt sales. Restricting legal drugs is one way to get rid of competition.
Posted by: scorecard at March 30, 2016 09:57 AM (CzhL0)
147 FBI agents are On The Case. Top. Men. The base issue has always been this simple: Did she have it or not? This case is a wind vane for the country. If she isn't indicted, the rule of law is dead.
As George would say, that's comedy gold, Jerry!
1. She will not be indicted.
2. She will win the election.
3. Should she, by some miracle, lose or even drop out, neither a Cruz nor a Trump administration will prosecute her, spouting bromides about "healing the country" and not "engaging in partisan witch hunts."
4. Not a single FBI agent will resign over this.
5. The rule of law has been dead for years. At least, for your rulers. You, you fucking serf, better damned well do what they tell you, because Sushi and Malaria need their $20K dresses.
6. Considering all that, in the words of the immortal William Marcy Tweed, "what are you going to do about it?"
7. You (and by extension, me and everyone else) will do nothing.
8. So why not elect Trump? We're a fucking Paraguay in all but the roving death squads anyway.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2016 09:57 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 09:58 AM (zOTsN)
I'm waiting for the weapons report to come back on the Pen of Doom.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2016 09:58 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 30, 2016 09:58 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: scorecard at March 30, 2016 09:57 AM (CzhL0)
I hope that is a joke?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 09:59 AM (DUoqb)
And those Lydians, with their curls, I swan.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 30, 2016 09:59 AM (xq1UY)
I have 200 amp service. Just looking at the breaker box scares me.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 09:55 AM (Zu3d9)
I had three choices, work it hot, call an electrician to work it hot, or call the utility to come out and kill the incoming power while I replaced it. That would have taken two or more weeks. The electrician probably would have taken just as long. Replacing a breaker in a breaker panel is not a complicated job, I just had to work it hot. That just means you have to be careful.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 30, 2016 09:59 AM (vvmPQ)
Just keeps getting better and... Whoops... mispelled weirder.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 30, 2016 10:00 AM (4ng05)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2016 10:00 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 10:01 AM (zOTsN)
That calls for something more than the fourth-best flamethrower.
So why not elect Trump? We're a fucking Paraguay in all but the roving death squads anyway.
Didn't Roving Death Squads open for Tonton Macoute in the Pine Barrens?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 30, 2016 10:01 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2016 10:00 AM (0mRoj)
No, that is a whole other category
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 10:02 AM (DUoqb)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2016 10:02 AM (c6/9Q)
Oh, I know it's easy. I have done it with the power off.
But I have been shocked once, and I did not enjoy it at all.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 10:02 AM (Zu3d9)
Rubio keeping his delegates? Does this mean he thinks he will be anointed at the convention?
Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 10:01 AM (zOTsN)
He probably has a strong inside chance. Like the Dems the RNCe does not giver a dog crap what its voters want.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 30, 2016 10:03 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 10:03 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
After the last eight years, that would surprise you?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 30, 2016 10:03 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 10:04 AM (zOTsN)
The House is still projected to flip 12 seats to the Dems, with Ryan remaining speaker...
Flip 4 seats from RINO to Dem? So no Reed (retired) and F-face relegated to minority RINO leader.
Ryan is worse than a Dem. Maybe 13 will flip and maybe Ryan will be the one to go.
Posted by: scorecard at March 30, 2016 10:04 AM (Bbcs8)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2016 10:05 AM (c6/9Q)
I think it's just to spoil it for the other candidates still in the race, but who knows? Maybe he's been promised something from the GOPe for doing this...
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2016 10:05 AM (NOIQH)
in: medical marijuana !
My back doctor strongly encouraged me to go for medical marijuana over narcotics.
Personally, oxycodone did almost nothing for me. I didn't even finish the prescription.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2016 10:05 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 10:02 AM (Zu3d9)
Oh I have been shocked many times. I have even been hot with 15,000V off of the high voltage anode tube on a color TV. Just don't be standing barefooted on the ground or a wet floor.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 30, 2016 10:05 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2016 10:06 AM (NOIQH)
are there any Rubio people here? Does he still think he can win?
Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 10:03 AM (zOTsN)
If there are they will never admit it to the rest of the Morons.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 30, 2016 10:06 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Lizzy
Or maybe he's just delusional. Which seems to fit with his pattern of behavior to date, to be terribly honest.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 30, 2016 10:07 AM (9krrF)
No wonder you have such an electric personality!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 10:07 AM (W2taJ)
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I think it's the same strategy Kasich is using: the convention will be contested and everyone and anyone[/] has a chance to get the nomination. It'll be entertaining, especially as the TrumpTrain seems now to be sputtering.
Posted by: MTF at March 30, 2016 10:07 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 10:02 AM (Zu3d9
I will do minimal electrical things.
When it comes to Service Panels, my philosophy is that is why there are electricians listed in the yellow pages.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 10:07 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: MTF at March 30, 2016 10:07 AM (/m8T6)
Funny thing is the world economy is tanking big time and the States and Feds are about to run out of other people's money. All these freeloaders will go back home cause the weather is warmer. DC will want to build a wall to try and keep them all here.
Posted by: scorecard at March 30, 2016 10:07 AM (Bbcs8)
The Rube-ee-oh fans are deluded enough to think that "no means no" on Amigo Grande means "Si Si Puerde Mi Amigo"...
nominate the Rube GOP I dare you.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 10:08 AM (g8Hfr)
I think it's just to spoil it for the other candidates still in the race, but who knows? Maybe he's been promised something from the GOPe for doing this...
Posted by: Lizzy
One is dependent on the other. They are running spoilers and hanging on to delegates so as to fuck over the people actually running in the primaries.
But we'll be expected to support whatever gets spat out after a voting process that will make six coin tosses look honest.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2016 10:08 AM (326rv)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2016 10:05 AM (NOIQH)
I think Rubio realizes that he's toast as a permanent fixture in Washington. He is going to trade his delegates for whatever helps keeping him at the government trough for as long as possible. My opinion...
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 30, 2016 10:08 AM (4ng05)
Fucker went from "useful bludgeon" to "cursed sword of berserking".
Really, really, really finding new depths to my hatred of this political season.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 30, 2016 10:08 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: MTF, speaking to you live from the barrel at March 30, 2016 10:08 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2016 10:05 AM (c6/9Q)
Doesn't help phantom limb pain.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2016 10:08 AM (0mRoj)
Donkey don't care just as long as they continue to vote for undermining the US' power.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 10:08 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 10:02 AM (Zu3d9
I will do minimal electrical things.
When it comes to Service Panels, my philosophy is that is why there are electricians listed in the yellow pages.
Wanna have fun? Work with an electric fence for animals.
Since it's low voltage dc you tend to get stupid.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 10:09 AM (W2taJ)
Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at March 30, 2016 09:51 AM (nIGPZ)
No, it must be done in the traditional manner that disputes between campaigns and the press are decided.
Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots best of two out of three.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - You make Me Want to SHOUT! at the Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2016 10:09 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2016 10:09 AM (BK3ZS)
Well fuck him and Rick Wilson and all the rest of Rubios smear merchants
Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 10:11 AM (zOTsN)
If any of it is half-assed decent, count on them recycling him. They'll ignore that he got blown out in Florida, and hail him as the great off-white hope.
They'll be back on script.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2016 10:12 AM (326rv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 10:12 AM (DUoqb)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 10:13 AM (zOTsN)
Since it's low voltage dc you tend to get stupid.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 10:09 AM (W2taJ
My father in law was a dairy farmer. Helped him fence many a time. And I usually zapped myself once during the weekend. Good times.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 10:13 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 08:24 AM (g8Hfr)
______________________________________
Meth must be a helluva diet aid.. I've never seen a fat tweeker.
We just need to work on the marketing.
Posted by: IP at March 30, 2016 10:14 AM (aQQbl)
I see where Kirsten Powers has acknowledged that the GOP brought this revolt on themselves. I wonder if she would ever acknowledge that the Dems have the same thing coming in spades, if the black community ever realizes how much they've been exploited and taken for granted by the Dem party?
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 30, 2016 10:14 AM (4ng05)
What a fuck
Posted by: Nevergiveup
At this point, after Trump and obama, anyone running to the right of JEF, and able to speak in complete sentences will look better on this topic. Which means any of the clown car candidates have a nominal chance.
But how will the base react?
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2016 10:14 AM (326rv)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2016 10:14 AM (0mRoj)
in: medical marijuana !
My back doctor strongly encouraged me to go for medical marijuana over narcotics.
Personally, oxycodone did almost nothing for me. I didn't even finish the prescription.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2016 10:05 AM (/tuJf)
Medical Marijuana
You'll still feel the pain
But give no fucks about it!!!
Now in the convenient brownie pack!
Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2016 10:14 AM (2rmvw)
I have a manual transfer switch for a generator (my power grid is old). I want to rewire it so one switch powers two circuits. They draw almost nothing (peak 500 watts total for both circuits), so it makes perfect sense, and I know exactly how it should be done.
I'm still going to pay an electrician.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2016 10:15 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 30, 2016 10:14 AM (4ng05)
Sigh, yeah, when bulls grow tits
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 10:15 AM (DUoqb)
http://goo.gl/RyxahV
Lyin' Ted - he holds the cheese high, then he puts it down and eats beef enchiladas!
Posted by: VidOmnia at March 30, 2016 10:15 AM (Jwcsm)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Is this finally "the" time? at March 30, 2016 10:16 AM (WVsWD)
Weren't a number of appetite suppressants pulled or reformulated because they were being used to make meth?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 30, 2016 10:16 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 10:17 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean
It's not as big a deal for them.Why acknowledge it? The GOP does have a problem, and it has been apparent since at least 2010.
The dems have always had fringe candidates running to the left of their main candidate. 2000 was the one time it bit them. And that's not likely to be repeated.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2016 10:17 AM (326rv)
Nevergiveuo, Abusers should not even be weighed in the equation.
It's far more important that patients in pain have dignity and no extra burdens and access to medication to live optimally.
Your priorities are misplaced.
Posted by: sarahw at March 30, 2016 10:17 AM (3fTXW)
What a fuck
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 10:12 AM (DUoqb)
Barky said that he had already been to "57 states" of the Organization of the islamic Conference. He's just trying to make this nation - "the largest muslim nation on Earth" - the 58th.
Because muslims don't have enough nations, already ...
Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 30, 2016 10:17 AM (zc3Db)
I've seen the video. don't know how she survived. it should have an r rating for violence. in fact: #michelefieldsmatters ! dammit !!
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2016 10:17 AM (c6/9Q)
Weren't a number of appetite suppressants pulled or reformulated because they were being used to make meth?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 30, 2016 10:16 AM (9krrF)
I thought they were pulled because they essentially were meth, or at least uppers.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2016 10:18 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 10:18 AM (zOTsN)
It's not just the SCOAMF.
The entire political industrial complex is pushing to get as many people from third world shothles into western countries as quickly as possible.
It's mass cultural suicide forced on the majority by the ruling elites.
Paul Ryan and the GOPe are just as culpable in this as the SCOAMF.
Posted by: Kreplach at March 30, 2016 10:18 AM (1toUZ)
Soon found out I had an arm of glass
Was doin' my thing, only to fi-i-ind
Get too close, knocked on behind
Was coverin' West, and it was divine
Soon found out, I was just his kind
Seemed like a good thing but I was so bli-i-ind
Got too close, groped my behind
In between
Accusing NYPD of crossing the line
And attention whoring tryin' to make prime time
That bitch Megyn Kelly in the seat that's mine
If I fear I'm boring you it's just no good
Guess what next I will do
ooh ... ooh ... ooh oh
ooh ... ooh ... ooh oh
Posted by: Fieldsy at March 30, 2016 10:18 AM (W+w2W)
Your priorities are misplaced.
Posted by: sarahw at March 30, 2016 10:17 AM (3fTXW)
NO not at all. I see the abuse all the time and nobody is denying anyone who needs those meds the ability to get them. ONLY allowing a 90 day supply before a new RX is needed is not draconian.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 10:19 AM (DUoqb)
Personally I don't know why they don't just claim everything this side of the 7 mile limit of Western Africa, but that's just me
http://preview.tinyurl.com/z9ac3z7
Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2016 10:19 AM (XQHkt)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 10:18 AM (zOTsN)
Sudafed/pseudoephedrine. You can thank them, the PATRIOT Act and local laws for being treated like a criminal every time you want to unstuff your congested nose.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2016 10:19 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2016 10:05 AM (/tuJf)
I'd look for a new doctor. Only a total idiot would even think that weed serves any useful purpose as a pain killer.
Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 30, 2016 10:20 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: sarahw at March 30, 2016 10:20 AM (3fTXW)
Shameless.
Weasel Zippers
It'a all about him
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 10:20 AM (DUoqb)
The same people that put Steve Austin back together did a bang up job on her arm. You might even say that it is stronger than before.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. They put humpty fields back together. at March 30, 2016 10:21 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 10:17 AM (zOTsN)
The rabid, mouth-foaming Trump-haters and ace butt kissers mistake the spittle spraying out of their mouths for someone else's "sputtering". An understandable mistake.
Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 30, 2016 10:22 AM (zc3Db)
Stupid junkies, this is why we can't have nice things.
Posted by: IP at March 30, 2016 10:22 AM (aQQbl)
Again in a nation hot to legalize pot we are arguing over chemically sound pill abuse?
F**k it...legalize it all....rock 'til you drop let the bodies hit the floor.
Don't just legalize it, subsidize it...
No drug testing for welfare instead make sure EVERY addict is state subsidized from cradle to grave.
At some point the productive will outnumber the grifters again.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 10:22 AM (g8Hfr)
Forget it franksalterego... doesn't fit the narrative.
Posted by: teej at March 30, 2016 10:22 AM (E9vLe)
Come now...if one gets stoned enough they are not going to do anything productive enough to hurt their back.
We should be delivering the noble folk's stash right to their door in bulk.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 10:24 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: sarahw at March 30, 2016 10:20 AM (3fTXW)
Whatever the reason, I consider myself lucky to be in a state where I can access it. With the BS going on with other 'real medical' options, at least this is easy to get and it's even somewhat effective.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 30, 2016 10:24 AM (4ng05)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. They put humpty fields back together. at March 30, 2016 10:21 AM (WVsWD)
Long ago in a Universe far away when Israel had only 3 TV channels, they used to show the 6 Million dollar man all the time. And on little boy was introduced to me once by my name and where I was from and he looked up at me with amazement and said " Steve, Ma America?" ( Steve from America?) thinking I was Steve Austin.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 10:24 AM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. They put humpty fields back together. at March 30, 2016 10:21 AM (WVsWD)
Michelle Fields is really Lindsay Wagner? She looks damn good for her age.
Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 30, 2016 10:24 AM (zc3Db)
Lemme guess; she was denied school choice by JEF?
She was denied a decent meal by Mooch?
Her new obamacare provider is Kermit Gosnell?
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2016 10:24 AM (326rv)
We just need to work on the marketing.
Posted by: IP at March 30, 2016 10:14 AM (aQQbl)
NGU could work on the dental angle
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2016 10:25 AM (voOPb)
Hell of a good doctor. I'm way ahead of schedule on the recovery front.
He's just a crusader against narcotics. Claims that far too many of his peers hand them out like candy to get patients to stop complaining.
Your claims about MM are disputed by a large percentage of the medical community.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2016 10:25 AM (/tuJf)
Stupid junkies, this is why we can't have nice things.
Posted by: IP at March 30, 2016 10:22 AM (aQQbl)
Don't blame the junkies. Blame the idiots who took the minor percentage of junkies and forced laws to combat them on the rest of us - for NO GOOD REASON.
Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 30, 2016 10:26 AM (zc3Db)
I can't even get injectie b12 without a prescription and my doctor won't even prescribe that but I can get him to give me a medicinal pot scrip easy peasy.
It's a mad, mad, mad world we're living in.
Posted by: Kreplach at March 30, 2016 10:26 AM (1toUZ)
I hear Krakodil helps bones knit faster or something....it's like Stoner approved.
Medical Krakodil!
Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 10:26 AM (g8Hfr)
What a fuck
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 10:12 AM (DUoqb)
If he tells us to look to the European example then we know for certain that he's spent the last 7 years on coke and semen.
Posted by: joncelli, Bridge Troll and Crossbow Afficianado at March 30, 2016 10:26 AM (nIGPZ)
____________
I read an essay a year or so ago spouting this very idea. It boiled down to legalize it all, but only if you don't mind stepping over bodies.
Let Darwin, win.
Posted by: IP at March 30, 2016 10:26 AM (aQQbl)
In 1991, Anita Hill riveted the nation with televised accusations of unseemly behavior at the hands of Supreme Court nominee Clarence Thomas. She alleged her former boss engaged her in unwanted discussions about pubic hair on Coke cans and porn movies starring Long Dong Silver. Thomas, nominated by Republican President George H.W. Bush, was confirmed largely along party lines.
HBO now hopes to attract a similarly raptured audience with its retelling of that historical moment in a movie called Confirmation, produced by Michael London and Susannah Grant, that airs on April 16. The film stars Kerry Washington as Hill and Wendell Pierce as Thomas. But behind the scenes, a drama is playing out now that might be as politically partisan as the hearings were themselves. Some involved in the hearings are complaining that HBO has manufactured a hit job against Republicans while the network maintains it is telling an important, non-partisan story about an event that forever changed the definition of sexual harassment.
I hate HBO
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 10:27 AM (DUoqb)
When did Stone Cold fall apart?
F'n wrestling!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 10:27 AM (W2taJ)
i've heard that angelina jolie is planning a movie about michelle field's ordeal: "a tale of my arm, a survivor's story" ... or something like that.
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2016 10:27 AM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 30, 2016 10:28 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 30, 2016 10:28 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 10:24 AM (DUoqb)
With out going into detail, in a way, you are.
"Lindsay Wagner"
Back when I was allowed to have opinions about pretty Ladies, Lindsay would have qualified.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. They put humpty fields back together. at March 30, 2016 10:28 AM (WVsWD)
In essence we are living under the scourge of every whack-job, fucktard Lysenkoist based special interest group getting their "fuck you dad" on the last 7 years...
the good news is we are seven years into Idiocracy Nation
The bad news is we are never coming out of it.
You need a scrip for vitamins....
they hand you a scrip for a recreational cannaboid.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 10:29 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2016 10:25 AM (/tuJf)
So what? I happen to be correct and they're not. Of course, this is the same "medical community" that claimed for decades that pot had no medicinal use, at all. Som there's that.
And you want to defend a doctor who thinks you should smoke pot instead of getting narcotics for pain? Good for you. You deserve each other.
Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 30, 2016 10:29 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Michelle Field's arm at March 30, 2016 10:30 AM (0mRoj)
____________
I read an essay a year or so ago spouting this very idea. It boiled down to legalize it all, but only if you don't mind stepping over bodies.
Let Darwin, win.
Posted by: IP
I'll go even farther. Remove ALL warning labels on EVERYTHING.
Unhandcuff Darwin and really let him win!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2016 10:30 AM (W2taJ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 30, 2016 10:30 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2016 10:25 AM (/tuJf)
I don't use a doctor to get it. Don't have to - - Colorado. And I could give a shit about however large the percentage of the medical community is that disputes it.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 30, 2016 10:31 AM (4ng05)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 10:31 AM (zOTsN)
It must be a burden for you to be right all the time.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2016 10:31 AM (/tuJf)
I tried it as a pain killer for.migraines and it increased the pain because my blood vessels needed to.constrict, not relax. Like any drug, pot.has it's uses for.specific purposes.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 30, 2016 10:32 AM (VuRZt)
Western Civ is blowing its brains out, the more liberals and useless feeders we get to do that figuratively via drug (ab)use the more likely it is we can exert influence over "what comes next."
Key point to remember is "the future belongs to those who can be assed to show up, and be able to tie their shoes in so doing."
Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 10:32 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 30, 2016 10:33 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: ThunderB
Why not?
He was one of the favored contenders before it Went To Shit.
None of the three remainders are likely to make 1237.
Katshit has no organic support.
The result is probably gonna be Someone Else. He qualifies.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2016 10:33 AM (326rv)
Hell, it's like anything else Jack. Tough at first, but you just get used to it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 30, 2016 10:33 AM (W+w2W)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2016 10:31 AM (/tuJf)
It's more fun than anything.
Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 30, 2016 10:33 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 10:34 AM (zOTsN)
The UN Human Rights Council ( or what ever the fuck they call it now a days) will get right on it and condemn Israel.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 10:34 AM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 30, 2016 10:34 AM (Nwg0u)
Cull the herd.
No offense Mr. Moo Moo
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Come on admit it. You moo at the cows too. at March 30, 2016 10:34 AM (WVsWD)
I joke about it because I'm living with the repercussions of two stepkids and meth addiction.
Go ahead and say pot isn't a gateway, I'll say "for you perhaps" but for these two it certainly was.
Medicinal they said... Natural they said... It's harmless, it's my life, so leave me alone old man.
Sure it's harmless, right up until your inhibitions go away and you fire up the torch on the aluminum foil.
Each day clean is celebrated in our house. One is 90 days today, one is 135.
Posted by: IP at March 30, 2016 10:35 AM (aQQbl)
That is unobjectionable, of course now let's climb the mountain of "evil tobacco which also has medicinal use is a scourge 'cause smoke ruins your lungs and stuff" being squared with "toke it in deep and hold it comrade" as regards pot.
If fuckers want to inject liquid drano who am I to care or stop them?
Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 10:35 AM (g8Hfr)
Quite...
I'll hold my breath waiting for Tim Cook, Jerry Brown, and Mario Coomo to get right on boycotting the Kingdom.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 10:36 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 30, 2016 10:34 AM (zOTsN)
Reporterator Furiosa!
Posted by: Insomniac at March 30, 2016 10:37 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: kraken at March 30, 2016 10:37 AM (FqXvH)
Posted by: Jean at March 30, 2016 10:38 AM (cXiMR)
The UN Human Rights Council ( or what ever the fuck they call it now a days) will get right on it and condemn Israel.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2016 10:34 AM (DUoqb)
Well, I'm certain that we could all agree with the president and other western leaders, when they tell us that Saudi Arabia, home of Mecca, one of the holiest sites in Islam, doesn't represent Islam.
And besides... It's not who we are.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 30, 2016 10:38 AM (4ng05)
That's not actually true. Quite a few studies that show that THC is an effective pain reliever for certain circumstances.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2016 10:38 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 10:38 AM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 30, 2016 10:41 AM (MSiSP)
Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2016 10:38 AM (g8Hfr)
How's your supply of umlauts?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Umlaut Friendly. at March 30, 2016 10:41 AM (WVsWD)
Dibs on Minister of Ecchi Subways!
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 30, 2016 10:33 AM (Kucy5)
I want to be the minister of cute, cosplay girls with big tits and pastel hair. They'll have that, right?
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 30, 2016 10:41 AM (4ng05)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2016 10:05 AM (c6/9Q)
Well, thankfully she's still in a coma, and can't feel the pain yet.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 30, 2016 10:43 AM (0IhFx)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck
Were these people with legitimate medical issues?
Did they become addicted by prescribed use?
Do you think that these were people vulnerable to addiction and that was the cause?
Or are these being misprescribed?
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2016 10:43 AM (326rv)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 30, 2016 10:43 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: IP at March 30, 2016 10:43 AM (aQQbl)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2016 10:05 AM (c6/9Q)
Well, thankfully she's still in a coma, and can't feel the pain yet.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket
If she still had an arm, she could have that holy joint...alas....
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2016 10:44 AM (326rv)
Yeah, the Obamas were all "boo hoo, this is our last Easter Egg Roll!" on Monday, prompting an outpouring of media public displays of sadness that historic first was almost done.
As long as this isn't some PR move to initiate a push for a 3rd term, via a vote or shenanigans.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2016 10:44 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 30, 2016 10:43 AM (0IhFx)
Coma? I heard that the Minister was having trouble finding a volunteer to do the Eulogy.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Bring on the Undertaker. at March 30, 2016 10:45 AM (WVsWD)
http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=231280
Posted by: rickl at March 30, 2016 10:45 AM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Lizzy
Wanna bet that there will be a scripted 'spontaneous' movement to draft him for a 3rd term at the convention? It'd be great TV for their base. if nothing else, it might mobilize the black vote.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2016 10:46 AM (326rv)
Yes to all of the above but I would add that some who are now addicted were not necessarily presupposed to addiction. A lot are like Limbaugh.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 30, 2016 10:46 AM (MSiSP)
Yes to all of the above but I would add that some who are now addicted were not necessarily presupposed to addiction. A lot are like Limbaugh.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck
So there's a certain amount of risk that a healthy person might become addicted through normal use?
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 30, 2016 10:47 AM (326rv)
354 I have to deal with prescription medication addicts daily. These pain management doctors are nothing more than legal drug pushers. I also have too many cases where these patients are selling or sharing their scripts.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 30, 2016 10:41 AM (MSiSP)
Posted by: sarahw at March 30, 2016 10:47 AM (3fTXW)
Yes. Which is why quite a few doctors are looking to alternatives to narcotics.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2016 10:50 AM (/tuJf)
Yes that is why it's up to the doctor to prescribe medication properly.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 30, 2016 10:51 AM (MSiSP)
Thankfully it shut off shortly after he started. Hopefully it is out of gas and they have no more over there. Kids here are own spring break and I am sure he is some relation they are babysitting. And hopefully he will be back in school next week.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 30, 2016 10:51 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 30, 2016 10:52 AM (MSiSP)
I don't use a doctor to get it. Don't have to -
- Colorado. And I could give a shit about however large the percentage
of the medical community is that disputes it.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 30, 2016 10:31 AM (4ng05)
Good for you.
Congratulations.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2016 10:53 AM (XQHkt)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 30, 2016 10:54 AM (vvmPQ)
They really do have synthetic THC (not the bath salts stuff) in pill form and have for at least a decade.
How is smoking a superior delivery system to a pill?
Posted by: Tilikum KAW SPI at March 30, 2016 10:55 AM (u0kqM)
I don't know that it is. You can get it in RI in different forms, edible, smokable, mist, pills. It's pretty much up to the patient.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2016 10:58 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW SPI at March 30, 2016 10:55 AM (u0kqM)
Honestly, smoking is one of the fastest methods of activation. The only method that is faster, I believe, is snorting.
Of course. smoking pot is far worse for you than smoking tobacco ... but the "medical community" is happy to prescribe joints to smoke down and happy to see cigarette smokers arrested and tortured, for their own good, of course.
Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 30, 2016 10:58 AM (zc3Db)
The actual changes will just require more trips - billable trips - lovely ObamaCare billable trips.
Gotta make more sufficient opportunities.
Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2016 11:05 AM (DL2i+)
Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2016 11:07 AM (DL2i+)
Did you try the reset button on the disposer?
Does it hum, spin and not grind or
hum and not spin at all?
If it hums and doesn't spin you'd need to open it or an electrician to fix it.
Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2016 11:13 AM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Kenny Bania at March 30, 2016 12:02 PM (m4vcY)
It is indeed. You are more concerned with patients parting with their meds to a recreational black market, ( which I could give a rats ass about) blocking legitimate patients from dependence, as if that is always necessarily good for the patient. Who cares if some loadie commits suicide or turns his liver to shoe leather? They simply don't count. People have a right to make bad choices that ruin their lives. They will continue to do that if they have to go heroin shopping. Other people who a dependent but functional are not a concern, either.
Obama and a coterie of interested parties ("rehab" clinics, marijuana evangelists,) are very interested in creating a market for their services.
Posted by: sarahw at March 30, 2016 12:13 PM (3fTXW)
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