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Happy Easter!
Posted by: HH at March 27, 2016 12:57 PM (DrCtv) 2
Straight hat trick
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2016 12:57 PM (EX5wM) 3
And my arch rival took it away, good show HH
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2016 12:57 PM (EX5wM) 4
Apparently that animal does NOT have rabies.
Posted by: HH at March 27, 2016 12:58 PM (DrCtv) 5
Wharrgarbl -- Argybargy or foofaraw?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at March 27, 2016 12:59 PM (jR7Wy) 6
I figured it would be a food thread.
Posted by: HH at March 27, 2016 01:01 PM (DrCtv) 7
Long ago as a kid I use to get my German Shepherd to chase snow balls, into some now banks. He never found any I threw.
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2016 01:02 PM (EX5wM) 8
HH, give it a chance. It will be.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 27, 2016 01:02 PM (xq1UY) 9
6 I figured it would be a food thread.
Posted by: HH ----------------- That's a usually right at 4pm. Posted by: Chi at March 27, 2016 01:02 PM (idmwx) 10
It's a dog story thread
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2016 01:03 PM (EX5wM) Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2016 01:03 PM (c84p5) Posted by: L, Elle at March 27, 2016 01:03 PM (2x3L+) 13
It is a food thread!
Posted by: Barack O at March 27, 2016 01:04 PM (kTF2Z) 14
I figured it would be a food thread.
Posted by: HH at March 27, 2016 01:01 PM (DrCtv) Ummm... it is? Posted by: Scoamf at March 27, 2016 01:05 PM (Dj0WE) 15
Hot button there HH, been monitoring all morning and I haven't Frusted That Chicken yet.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 27, 2016 01:05 PM (xq1UY) 16
Pressure cooking.
Posted by: Scoamf at March 27, 2016 01:05 PM (Dj0WE) 17
Be funner if it shot out the butt too.
Posted by: dogfish at March 27, 2016 01:05 PM (SjIjY) 18
I had a dog that would bark at thunder. Yes he was probably scared but it was fun how he would do this deep go away woof woof woof rather than just shivering under cover or pressing up against the nearest human.
Posted by: PaleRider at March 27, 2016 01:06 PM (3kUGE) 19
It is a food thread!
Posted by: Barack O at March 27, 2016 01:04 PM (kTF2Z) 14 I figured it would be a food thread. Posted by: HH at March 27, 2016 01:01 PM (DrCtv) Ummm... it is? Posted by: Scoamf at March 27, 2016 01:05 PM (Dj0WE) Curse you, other fake Scoamf. Posted by: BurtTC at March 27, 2016 01:06 PM (Dj0WE) 20
TLR
Posted by: Kasich the Barbarian, Son of Mailman at March 27, 2016 01:06 PM (uz/Pv) Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 27, 2016 01:08 PM (kTF2Z) 22
And still that dog will have nasty dog breath.
Posted by: Global Warming made dogs smell at March 27, 2016 01:08 PM (NBhge) 23
>> I had a dog that would bark at thunder.
Had a female Lab that would immediately go looking for downed birds when thunder or fireworks were going off. She'd be bouncing and scanning for dropping fowl until you called her off. Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2016 01:08 PM (c84p5) 24
An appropriate pic for candidate debate thread.
Posted by: fly gal at March 27, 2016 01:08 PM (4AzrV) 25
I'm getting ready to kick some toddler ass and steal Easter egg baskets, and I'm all out of toddler ass.
Posted by: Fritz at March 27, 2016 01:09 PM (+E2Y7) 26
When I was a kid we had a traveling butcher come to the house, there is a small vestibule that he would place the bag of a entire order of meat which could be a few pounds. The dog would normally be outside but was inside this particular day. Well the door was open and he got into the bag of meat grabbing a whole steak for himself.
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2016 01:09 PM (EX5wM) Posted by: that Dog at March 27, 2016 01:09 PM (c84p5) Posted by: Howard Dean at March 27, 2016 01:10 PM (12kBq) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 27, 2016 01:11 PM (KId5h) 30
Jiggery pokery.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2016 01:12 PM (1xUj/) 31
Happy Easter to everyone!
Posted by: Martell at March 27, 2016 01:12 PM (Uv6nR) 32
That's so cute Garrett. My barker was not a hunting dog who associated booms with "Yay, birds to retrieve" But he was a hoot and a good dog.
Posted by: PaleRider at March 27, 2016 01:13 PM (3kUGE) 33
We're hearing lots of "reports" (or the same report repeated) of nazi salutes by some in Brussels at the stupid peace (read: surrender and appeasement) rally. Any video evidence to support it? Posted by: cucumbah watah for customah only! at March 27, 2016 01:15 PM (imIws) 34
Regarding the savage suicide attack in Lahore. I'm starting to believe that bringing in a few hundred thousand 7th century assholes might not be the best of ideas.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 27, 2016 01:15 PM (kTF2Z) 35
>>17
Be funner if it shot out the butt too.<< Took my Golden to the beach when he was about 6 months old. He attacked the waves with vigor, swallowing a bunch of salt water of course. Wasn't long before it came out, vigorously, from both ends. He lived a good 17 years before we lost him. Posted by: Javems at March 27, 2016 01:15 PM (yOqwj) 36
Wharrgarbl < Agenbite of Talion
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2016 01:15 PM (XQHkt) 37
Yeah if your religion tells you to murder mothers and children at an Easter celebration, fuck your religion.
Posted by: Lauren at March 27, 2016 01:16 PM (MlG/I) Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2016 01:16 PM (XQHkt) 39
34 - If you want to fundamentally change America into a middle east hell hole it is
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2016 01:17 PM (EX5wM) 40
So, if I don't want to get murderated or see my family blown to pieces I'm a Nazi. Ok, makes sense.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 27, 2016 01:17 PM (kTF2Z) 41
Speaking of thunder, I'm sort of thinking with the mild winter we just had that this spring could be nasty. I mean nasty in the way of funnel clouds. During the winter we had a lot of days with moisture coming up from the Gulf. And that could mean very bad storms come April/May.
I just hope I'm wrong. Posted by: HH at March 27, 2016 01:18 PM (DrCtv) 42
Duke I would not be opposed to bringing in persecuted Yazidi, Christian or Jewish refugees from Syria although the state dept is so stupid lately that one doubts they would manage to accurately discern if folks were indeed members of a particular religion.
Posted by: PaleRider at March 27, 2016 01:18 PM (3kUGE) 43
Interesting article in the Cruz for President - er, sidebar! - on passing more laws to ensure that existing laws are followed.
Not pernicious in itself, but that proposal to reaffirm courts' sole power to determine lawfulness of regulation etc. is yet another example of the opposition in Congress simply refusing to oppose. Power of the purse was the explicit primary mechanism given to Congress to exert its primacy in policy matters. And our history followed that pattern. Attempts to correct things by, essentially, passing laws that say "the law must be followed!" - especially when this law gives one smidgen of additional power to the judiciary, whose rogue status qualifies as Problem Numero Uno to begin with - is simply a head-shaker. Surrendering the power of the purse (which, very concretely, is exactly what has happened with the idiotic CR/shut-down theater kabuki) is game-over. Yet almost nobody seems to understand how effectively refusing to use appropriations as leverage has rendered all of Congress, incl. the "opposition", powerless. Posted by: rhomboid at March 27, 2016 01:18 PM (QDnY+) 44
Spicy bloody! Yum!
Posted by: the littl shyning man at March 27, 2016 01:19 PM (BeKMO) 45
Regarding the savage suicide attack in Lahore. I'm starting to believe that bringing in a few hundred thousand 7th century assholes might not be the best of ideas.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 27, 2016 01:15 PM (kTF2Z) First Crusade didn't start until late in the 11th century, so we got, what... another 400 years of this? If we're lucky? Posted by: BurtTC at March 27, 2016 01:19 PM (Dj0WE) 46
38 It's a dog story thread
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2016 01:03 PM (EX5wM) Shaggy or non-shaggy? Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2016 01:16 PM (XQHkt) Raggy? Posted by: Scooby Doo at March 27, 2016 01:20 PM (qf6WZ) 47
Looking at "Synth Britannia" on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK1P93r9xes Starting with Walter (now Wendy) Carlos' influential score for "Clockwork Orange", through Kraftwerk, and now I'm up to Cabaret Voltaire, Human League, and OMD. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at March 27, 2016 01:20 PM (jR7Wy) 48
Posted by: rhomboid at March 27, 2016 01:18 PM (QDnY+) and the ultimate winner???? LAWYERS... who get a whole new raft of cases... Gee.... a Bill written by Lawyers, to give Lawyers more work..... Posted by: Don Quixote at March 27, 2016 01:21 PM (qf6WZ) 49
The other thing Brutus my dog did was get out and roam the town. Often being a small town the police would find him and bring him back without a problem. Now also he loved car rides and once he while roaming saw a woman with a open car door, in a flash he was in. The terrified woman called the police who called to come get the dog. He was the friendliness dog you could find.
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2016 01:22 PM (EX5wM) 50
Wharrgarbl!!
Posted by: mindful wharrgarblr at March 27, 2016 01:22 PM (7imgO) 51
Brutus was a full German Shepherd but had 1 floppy ear broken when he was a puppy.
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2016 01:23 PM (EX5wM) 52
Top men!
California dumps water into the sea, while limiting showers and lawn watering in SoCal, because the reservoirs are getting too full. Seriously. http://tinyurl.com/jaa36tx Posted by: PJ at March 27, 2016 01:23 PM (cHuNI) 53
Maybe the Horde should just invade California.
Jeez, I remember when California was The Future, and anything was possible. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at March 27, 2016 01:25 PM (jR7Wy) 54
Yet almost nobody seems to understand how
effectively refusing to use appropriations as leverage has rendered all of Congress, incl. the "opposition", powerless. Posted by: rhomboid at March 27, 2016 01:18 PM (QDnY+) __________ You answered your own question. What happened to every single bloomin' one of the congresscritters who made it clear that appropriations was the province of Congress? Endless demonization. One of the reasons I support Cruz -- after the 2014 elections, the uniparty was unmasked. This cycle, how many times have we heard 'he shut down the government' as a smear. Posted by: mustbequantum at March 27, 2016 01:25 PM (MIKMs) 55
>>>37
Yeah if your religion tells you to murder mothers and children at an Easter celebration, fuck your religion.<<<< Saw a report t on CNN on line. They failed to mention Easter, Christians and mothers and children. Just another nondescript bombing. Mustn't rile up the rubes. Posted by: Javems at March 27, 2016 01:25 PM (yOqwj) 56
Well you nailed it Rhomboid. The "opposition" other than a handful has no desire to oppose the expansion of government. They are enjoying being able to pretend that they lacked the power to stop things
Hmmm, perhaps encouraging the Donald to run was less about getting a properly liberal beltway type the R nomination and more about making sure they had some good excuse to lose to either the felonious traitor or the open and doddering commie so they could protect their phony baloney congress seats, possibly getting back to the preferred minority party status. Posted by: PaleRider at March 27, 2016 01:25 PM (3kUGE) 57
Can't vet immigrants, don't let them in!
Posted by: Hadoop at March 27, 2016 01:26 PM (2X7pN) 58
Any video evidence to support it?
===================== The Daily Mail has a photo in its coverage that has a few right arms raised. Some with clenched fists, a few with straight fingers. A lot of skinheads. Some not. Just the kind of alienated, angry, violent thugs one expects from a society run by a an amoral, greedy band of grifters mainlining petrodollars and who are unable to shake the addiction while the country they putatively run collapses into chaos. Posted by: mrp at March 27, 2016 01:26 PM (JBggj) 59
N.D.T. says bats are blind. Therefore, it's true.
Posted by: I love science, sexually. at March 27, 2016 01:26 PM (XfEYT) 60
Happy Easter All!!!
Christ has risen!!! Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 27, 2016 01:28 PM (lQqij) 61
I'm not open to bringing any Syrian here regardless of religion. What benefit do they bring to America? Not to sound too cold, but we don't have a shortage of low skilled workers here. We shouldn't have to provide reasons why they can't come here. The other side should have to explain how these immigrants benefit America. Set up refugee camps and provide protection over there, not here.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 27, 2016 01:29 PM (kTF2Z) 62
ScoogDog - If you see this my sisters greenhouse was from Harbour Freight and just over $200
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2016 01:29 PM (EX5wM) 63
The MTP panel praised hillary's foreig policy speech. Chuck Clod didn't bother asking what parts of the speech would be effective in dealing with events in Brussels, Paris, etc. Zip. She just sounded presidential. Brilliant analysis.
Posted by: Hadoop at March 27, 2016 01:30 PM (2X7pN) 64
Laughing about dogs getting into strange cars. One of our german shepherds would start to follow kids to school -- scaring people to death. The police opened the back door of their squad and called my mom who asked that they stop at Dairy Queen for the 25 cent baby cone -- her treat for being 'good'. Bless our local gendarmerie in that they did.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 27, 2016 01:31 PM (MIKMs) 65
Sweet buttered crumpets!!
Posted by: Norman at March 27, 2016 01:31 PM (CYS6Q) 66
Jeez, I remember when California was The Future, and anything was possible.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at March 27, 2016 01:25 PM (jR7Wy) Wow, that was scarily accurate. (The problem with "anything" is that it includes invasions by Kaijus and 1984, as well as the Epcot vision) Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2016 01:31 PM (XQHkt) Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at March 27, 2016 01:31 PM (uiVGU) 68
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2016 01:22 PM (EX5wM)
Had something similar happen to me in L.A. It's evening, about to go to work, get in my car, turn on the ignition and glance in the rear view mirror only to see someone sitting in the back seat. I absolutely froze, and as you can imagine my adrenaline level sky rocketed. But as I stared in the mirror, I saw two pointy ears and realized it was a cat! My car was a small Datsun station-wagon, and I had left the windows open and the cat had gotten in and was just sitting there. So obviously I got the cat out of there, but that was a hell of a way to start the evening. Posted by: HH at March 27, 2016 01:31 PM (DrCtv) 69
Kooky hate crusaders One Million Moms have set their glassy sights on the new FOX drama "Lucifer," which they claim is "spiritually dangerous."
says someone at LGBTQNation (yeah, well, whatever) http://bit.ly/1pE8VYU Funny thing, last night I just watched the latest episode, "A Priest Walks Into a Bar." Actually praiseworthy - I had no idea they would go so far in promoting a spiritual outlook; the Priest's faith and sincerity really gets to the snarky Lucifer character like nothing has so far in the series. It is true that the comic-book based "Lucifer" show has as little relation to the Iniquitous One as Hogan's Heroes had to do with real concentration camps in WW2, and for some ignorant folk (in either case) it might be confusing, but for what it is, the series has actually hooked me for its approach. Kinda fun as a sci-fi cop show. Posted by: mindful wharrgarblr at March 27, 2016 01:33 PM (7imgO) 70
N.D.T. says bats are blind. Therefore, it's true.
Posted by: I love science, sexually. at March 27, 2016 01:26 PM (XfEYT) 'sfact. Fruit bats find fruit through echo-location alone. Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2016 01:33 PM (XQHkt) 71
Saw Batman VS Superman.
I enjoyed it. Well made action movie with the Snyderisms toned down. Well acted. Great 3D and Atmos sound if you can see it at a theater with both. Will not change your life, but very much delivers on the title- Batman VS Superman. I liked Jesse Eisenberg as an updated Lex Luthor. He had the supercilious, snarky aspect of Luthor down pat and crossed it with a Zuckerbergian douchebaggery. My one big complaint is that the Flash appears to be a hipster turdball. Totally unlike the version from my comic book days in his very short time on the screen. if this is your sort of thing you should enjoy it. Check it out. Posted by: naturalfake at March 27, 2016 01:33 PM (0cMkb) 72
>>>60 Happy Easter All!!!
Christ has risen!!! Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 27, 2016 01:28 PM (lQqij) In Athens, not quite yet. Posted by: m at March 27, 2016 01:34 PM (S/1cF) 73
Posted by: naturalfake at March 27, 2016 01:33 PM (0cMkb)
Not a single mention of Wonder Woman and her faptastic Tas? For. Shame. Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2016 01:35 PM (c84p5) 74
Posted by: mindful wharrgarblr at March 27, 2016 01:33 PM (7___O)
The really sad part is its all just knee jerk crap.. they have not watched the show at all... Its all about Redemption.... even for the Devil Himself. Posted by: Don Quixote at March 27, 2016 01:35 PM (qf6WZ) 75
I shd have picked up some ice cream when I was at the store. And some soda, too....
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 27, 2016 01:39 PM (iQIUe) 76
ISIS makes the trains run on time.
Posted by: Fareed Zakaria at March 27, 2016 01:40 PM (FkBIv) 77
Not a single mention of Wonder Woman and her faptastic Tas?
For. Shame. Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2016 01:35 PM (c84p5) I denounce myself. WW tatas range somewhere from A cup to B cup, though she appears to wear a padded supersuit. IYKWIMAITYD. The actress is a good match for the role action and characterwise. She's very much there to set up her own movie via a photograph we see several times. (not really a spoiler) The movie looks great and has a good mix of action scenes. Posted by: naturalfake at March 27, 2016 01:40 PM (0cMkb) 78
Well I have new thoughts on Roman bread making.
I found out that the Romans used a bread stamp to put a maker's mark on their loaves, which means they probably had low gluten flour (like you make beaten biscuits out of) so the raw dough would be much less resilient, and very little raising in the oven when it baked. The dough would be closer to consistency of play-doh than a good loaf of white bread that we have today. The bread stamp is interesting, I am not sure if it is because the bakers sold bread to distributors, or if there was some sort of quota thing going on either with the grain dole or within the bakers' guild. Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2016 01:44 PM (XQHkt) 79
The very funniest part is that "wharrgarbl" is repeated three times in different fonts, which was the original standard format for that sort of meme.
Posted by: rickl at March 27, 2016 01:44 PM (sdi6R) 80
Oh, and krakatoa, just to repeat my sentiments in your thread below - which echoed that of most - very very good job with your post. Simply and precisely stated.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 27, 2016 01:44 PM (QDnY+) 81
Easter celebration in Pakistan ripped by bomb, 60 dead at least in the last report. Appears to have been a suicide bombing. Authorities do not suspect the Amish.
http://tinyurl.com/zsqug9e Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 27, 2016 01:45 PM (39g3+) 82
The stamp was used because they used communal ovens for baking. Often also scribed into 1/4 or 1/8 segments for selling. Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 27, 2016 01:46 PM (KId5h) 83
WHARRGARBL will get rid of that leftover taste of pussy.
Posted by: Roy at March 27, 2016 01:46 PM (fWLrt) 84
naturalfake, I thought an interesting thing in Die Fledermaus v. Ubermensch was the way they portrayed Superman hovering over the metropolis -- it was heroic but also vaguely menacing.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at March 27, 2016 01:47 PM (jR7Wy) 85
Other news: a high school teacher in Germany took a Muslim "refugee" into his home to show hospitality and kindness which he believed would lead to assimilation and demonstrate these immigrants are fine people that can be trusted.
It didn't end well. http://madworldnews.com/liberal-teacher-muslim-refugee/ Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 27, 2016 01:47 PM (39g3+) 86
Funniest dog video was the dog stuck in a fence, and folks couldn't get him out, so they called the cops. The cop unhooked him, and the dog ran. Cop got back to his ride, and there was the dog, in the driver's seat, waiting for master!
Posted by: PJ at March 27, 2016 01:47 PM (cHuNI) 87
it was heroic but also vaguely menacing.
Maybe if chinless Superman knew how to smile it would be less intimidating to have a marauding, mass-murdering super being floating over your city Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 27, 2016 01:48 PM (39g3+) Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2016 01:48 PM (EX5wM) 89
>>high school teacher in Germany took a Muslim "refugee" into his home to show hospitality and kindness which he believed would lead to assimilation and demonstrate these immigrants are fine people that can be trusted.
Darwin Award Winner? Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2016 01:49 PM (c84p5) 90
Oh, other news; Syrian militants being armed by the CIA are fighting Syrian militants being armed by the Pentagon.
Its almost as if the people in charge don't have the first damned clue what they are doing. http://tinyurl.com/h3c2fsx Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 27, 2016 01:49 PM (39g3+) 91
Spokesman of "Jammat Ul Ahrar", group claiming responsibility for today's #LahoreAttack, is on twitter: @ehsanahrar6 Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 27, 2016 01:49 PM (iQIUe) 92
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 27, 2016 01:48 PM (39g3+)
--- The gentlemen were exceedingly bechinned in this flick. To whom are you referring? Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at March 27, 2016 01:49 PM (jR7Wy) 93
I saw Dylan play the first electric 'Wharrgarbl' at Newport, back in 1964.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2016 01:50 PM (c84p5) 94
Thank you IVV. That makes more sense. Wood would have to be brought in to bake with.
That would lead to the idea that the industrial bakers would "rent" oven space as well Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2016 01:51 PM (XQHkt) 95
60 Happy Easter All!!!
Christ has risen!!! Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 27, 2016 01:28 PM (lQqij) He is risen indeed!! Happy Easter all you wonderful people! I hope you have a blessed day. mustbequantum- that is an awesome story! What a great dog. Posted by: Moki at March 27, 2016 01:51 PM (7q2ch) 96
This image makes Supes look pretty geeky. He's not even as buff as Batman
http://tinyurl.com/juk7cun Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 27, 2016 01:52 PM (39g3+) 97
I was reading Panzer Wars were Guderian began operation Wharrgarbl in the Ukraine in the winter of 1942
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2016 01:53 PM (EX5wM) Posted by: naturalfake at March 27, 2016 01:54 PM (0cMkb) 99
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 27, 2016 01:52 PM (39g3+)
--- He's no Christopher Reeve -- who is? -- but Cavill filled out his role nicely, IYKWIMAITTYD. But I was firmly behind the Bat on this one. And was surprised at how good Affleck was. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at March 27, 2016 01:54 PM (jR7Wy) Posted by: cucumbah watah for customah only! at March 27, 2016 01:54 PM (imIws) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 27, 2016 01:55 PM (KId5h) 102
Apparently, Beck has now started calling Cruz the "annointed one". Photo at Drudge of Beck on his knees at some rally somewhere, imploring the audience.
Cruz really needs to shake him off. Posted by: Jen the original at March 27, 2016 01:55 PM (ph1j2) 103
96 This image makes Supes look pretty geeky. He's not even as buff as Batman
http://tinyurl.com/juk7cun Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 27, 2016 01:52 PM (39g3+) ---------------- Geeky? Are you bullet proof? Can you fly? Bite me. Posted by: Superman at March 27, 2016 01:55 PM (kTF2Z) 104
If Superman smiles, you don't know if he's laughing to himself because his x-ray vision reveals your nakedness
Posted by: derit at March 27, 2016 01:56 PM (OC+TJ) 105
Glenn Beck has gone from Carnival Barker to Revival Preacher.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2016 01:56 PM (c84p5) 106
Batman demented, torturing, killing people isn't a very good Batman no matter who's playing him. Its not like the role is particularly challenging in any case. He's not Hamlet.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 27, 2016 01:56 PM (39g3+) 107
Wharrgarbl !
Our rat terriers have always been tireless attackers of sprinklers and hose nozzles. Made them their own special nozzle out of pvc pipe so it was safe to chew and wharrgarbl. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 27, 2016 01:56 PM (gUoN4) 108
If you make some Roman bread link up some pics for us!
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 27, 2016 01:55 PM (KId5h) --- Roman bread? This was the coin of the realm, dude!: http://tinyurl.com/guvslzt Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at March 27, 2016 01:56 PM (jR7Wy) 109
"90 Oh, other news; Syrian militants being armed by the CIA are fighting Syrian militants being armed by the Pentagon.
" *snicker* Well I guess this could be charitably thought of as the "arm them both and hope for high casualties" plan. Posted by: Lauren at March 27, 2016 01:57 PM (MlG/I) 110
Happy Easter, Morons!
Some Easter memories: My dad, with his twisted sense of humor, once told us that he accidentally ran over the Easter bunny and there were chocolate eggs smashed all over the road. How we cried! But the next morning, our baskets were full and I said "Daddy, the Easter Bunny still came!" He replied, "Must have been the wrong bunny!" Another time, my parents made an Easter egg hunt for their granddaughter-in-law. She went out into the back yard and my parents' miniature Schnauzer proceeded to lead her to every egg. Posted by: Huma at March 27, 2016 01:57 PM (bIGOo) 111
Happy Easter. And not the Bunny Easter but the He died for my sins Easter.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 27, 2016 01:58 PM (MNgU2) 112
Well I guess this could be charitably thought of as the "arm them both and hope for high casualties" plan. Under a different administration, I'd give that a thought, but under this one it's just incompetence at every level showing its ugly face. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 27, 2016 01:58 PM (39g3+) 113
Happy Easter. And not the Bunny Easter but the He died for my sins Easter.
Indeed. *restrains unreasoning fury at what even people in church often think of the day* Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 27, 2016 01:59 PM (39g3+) 114
When Superman leaps tall buildings in a single bound, does his partially digested food win the Guiness World Record for fastest food not leaked from a sphincter?
Posted by: derit at March 27, 2016 02:00 PM (OC+TJ) 115
I never liked the Wharrgarbl character in the Wrath of Khan, Kirk should have killed him straight from the beginning.
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2016 02:01 PM (EX5wM) 116
Ever since we watched The Man From UNCLE I can't help thinking of Superman as the Man From Krypton
Posted by: @votermom at March 27, 2016 02:02 PM (nbrY/) 117
I'm starting to believe there may just be some incompetent people in government service.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 27, 2016 02:03 PM (kTF2Z) Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 27, 2016 02:04 PM (VdICR) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 27, 2016 02:04 PM (KId5h) 120
25 I'm getting ready to kick some toddler ass and steal Easter egg baskets, and I'm all out of toddler ass.
Posted by: Fritz at March 27, 2016 01:09 PM (+E2Y7) I gotcha covered. Posted by: Harry Reid at March 27, 2016 02:05 PM (Y5I9o) 121
We'll see what happens to sales of Batman vs Superman. They had a huge opening weekend because hype and big time characters but word of mouth is very mixed and I'm not sure it has legs.
It wouldn't kill DC to make something fun once in a while. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 27, 2016 02:05 PM (39g3+) 122
So, C is superman and T is batman, right?
Posted by: @votermom at March 27, 2016 02:06 PM (nbrY/) Posted by: Barry Hussien Obama at March 27, 2016 02:08 PM (ow5sz) 124
I'm sorry, I think my last comment killed the thread...
Posted by: @votermom at March 27, 2016 02:08 PM (nbrY/) 125
"90 Oh, other news; Syrian militants being armed by the CIA are fighting Syrian militants being armed by the Pentagon.
" *snicker* Well I guess this could be charitably thought of as the "arm them both and hope for high casualties" plan. Posted by: Lauren **** Look at the bright side... I guess that means instant feedback on how effective the arms are. Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 27, 2016 02:08 PM (hVdx9) 126
>>>124 I'm sorry, I think my last comment killed the thread...
Posted by: @votermom at March 27, 2016 02:08 PM (nbrY/) Nope, still kickin'. Posted by: m at March 27, 2016 02:09 PM (S/1cF) 127
I made salisbury steak last night (sans mushrooms). Super easy recipe, I'll have to add it to my repertoire. Gotta be careful with it though, my brother is diabetic and as tasty as gravy is, best not to give him too much.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 27, 2016 02:09 PM (39g3+) 128
Superman spent a few days struggling on the cross because a wary Lois kept her ankles together
Posted by: derit at March 27, 2016 02:09 PM (OC+TJ) 129
It's Easter and things are touchy so I'm not trolling... I'm looking for a legit answer from a thoughtful moron/ette:
(Hypothetical) Candidate X is a strict Constitutionalist yet Candidate X also is promising to abolish the IRS. Does Candidate X really think this is going to be possible within the bounds of the Constitution, seeing as he or she will literally require an Act of Congress which he or she must know will NEVER happen? If not, then why is Candidate X promising to do it? Posted by: Mega at March 27, 2016 02:10 PM (JwLCI) 130
124 I'm sorry, I think my last comment killed the thread...
Posted by: @votermom at March 27, 2016 02:08 PM (nbrY/) ---------- Killed it? Like with a gun? Posted by: Hilary at March 27, 2016 02:10 PM (kTF2Z) 131
I guess that means instant feedback on how effective the arms are.
I'd like to believe we aren't giving them our top-end munitions. This isn't like the Spanish Civil War with Germany trying out all their new toys. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 27, 2016 02:10 PM (39g3+) 132
Thanks, votermom!
Posted by: delayna at March 27, 2016 02:10 PM (KnC4k) 133
Lois Lane vs Catwoman - I think Batman wins the stud wars
Posted by: @votermom at March 27, 2016 02:11 PM (nbrY/) 134
I know from the last movie that Henry Caville hit the gym harder than Hugh Jackman or whoever. To get that big he had to eat Dean Cain.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 27, 2016 02:11 PM (VdICR) 135
I just flipped through the tv channels. Women's college hockey is on. *Click* McLaughlin Group is on. John McLaughlin is still alive? Eleanor Clift is still on this show? *Click* Posted by: cucumbah watah for customah only! at March 27, 2016 02:12 PM (imIws) 136
If not, then why is Candidate X promising to do it?
Every presidential candidate ever has campaigned on what they'd do if they mind controlled congress. I hate it, but they all do it and always have. I'd much rather see them campaign on what they would do with the office of executive, not if they somehow had congress do everything they command. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 27, 2016 02:12 PM (39g3+) Posted by: cucumbah watah for customah only! at March 27, 2016 02:12 PM (imIws) 138
hillary sure is doing pretty shitty for a front runner ha?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2016 02:13 PM (DUoqb) 139
Eleanor Clift is the queen of low information voters.
Posted by: cucumbah watah for customah only! at March 27, 2016 02:12 PM (imIws) She still alive? Go figure Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 27, 2016 02:13 PM (DUoqb) 140
132 Thanks, votermom!
Posted by: delayna at March 27, 2016 02:10 PM (KnC4k) Um.. you're welcome? (What did I do?) Posted by: @votermom at March 27, 2016 02:14 PM (nbrY/) 141
(Hypothetical) Candidate X is a strict Constitutionalist yet Candidate X also is promising to abolish the IRS. Does Candidate X really think this is going to be possible within the bounds of the Constitution, seeing as he or she will literally require an Act of Congress which he or she must know will NEVER happen? If not, then why is Candidate X promising to do it?
Posted by: Mega at March 27, 2016 02:10 PM (JwLCI) Most likely because Candidate X is more of a typical politician than he lets on, and people aren't particularly inclined to believe him when he makes phony promises/pronouncements. Posted by: BurtTC at March 27, 2016 02:14 PM (Dj0WE) 142
We need a decent Catwoman flick. Whip + pleather catsuit = $$$ seems like a no-brainer.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at March 27, 2016 02:15 PM (jR7Wy) 143
None of these talking tv heads get it. They all think they know why people are angry today. They are all wrong. Posted by: cucumbah watah for customah only! at March 27, 2016 02:16 PM (imIws) 144
Michelle Pfeiffer was a good Catwoman.
Posted by: @votermom at March 27, 2016 02:16 PM (nbrY/) 145
Most likely because Candidate X is more of a typical politician than he lets on, and people aren't particularly inclined to believe him when he makes phony promises/pronouncements.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 27, 2016 02:14 PM (Dj0WE) Sorry, I was sorta answering a related but different question, which is, if the guy is supposed to be such a strict conservative, then why is the other clown who doesn't even pretend to be a conservative getting more conservative votes than he is? Hypothetically speaking. Posted by: BurtTC at March 27, 2016 02:17 PM (Dj0WE) 146
Mega, dunno, but pledging to *attempt* specific things is part of campaigning, right? The plausibility, sincerity, or desirability of said pledges being something that voters get to assess as part of the process.
Radical simplification of the tax code - unfortunately unlikely, though there's literally no defense of 99% of the tax code - would accomplish much the same thing. And .... to return to my earlier comment above .... you don't need to "abolish" an agency to gut it. Just don't fund its staff and operations. Appropriations process. Use it. Not THAT long ago, a war was literally lost because Congress used its appropriations power to throw everything away. In the area where the executive has the most undisputed sway and deference by other branches, catastrophic things were accomplished over the president's objections. Control over domestic matters is literally a question of asserting your power. Or not, as we are seeing now. Posted by: rhomboid at March 27, 2016 02:17 PM (QDnY+) 147
Wonder Woman vs Catwoman
Posted by: @votermom at March 27, 2016 02:17 PM (nbrY/) 148
I'm glad to see the poster is not using the British spelling of wharrgarbl.
Posted by: eman at March 27, 2016 02:18 PM (MQEz6) 149
>>We need a decent Catwoman flick. Whip + pleather catsuit = $$$ seems like a no-brainer.
it's the role I was born to play. Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at March 27, 2016 02:18 PM (c84p5) Posted by: cucumbah watah for customah only! at March 27, 2016 02:18 PM (imIws) 151
Superman was delivered to this planet in a cosmic Cadbury Egg because baby fat is high in calories, the secret ingredient of green poo anti-matter
Posted by: derit at March 27, 2016 02:19 PM (OC+TJ) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 27, 2016 02:20 PM (KId5h) 153
Catwoman vs The Vacuum Cleaner
Posted by: davidt at March 27, 2016 02:20 PM (8aOqE) 154
Wonder Woman vs Catwoman
Posted by: @votermom at March 27, 2016 02:17 PM (nbrY/) Rule 34 applies here... Posted by: Country Singer at March 27, 2016 02:20 PM (GUBah) 155
The girl in Gotham is a good proto-Catwoman. I really like her.
Cucumbah but I bet Catwoman could take WW down via treachery and guile Posted by: @votermom at March 27, 2016 02:20 PM (nbrY/) 156
(Hypothetical) Candidate X is a strict Constitutionalist yet Candidate X also is promising to abolish the IRS. Does Candidate X really think this is going to be possible within the bounds of the Constitution, seeing as he or she will literally require an Act of Congress which he or she must know will NEVER happen? If not, then why is Candidate X promising to do it?
Posted by: Mega at March 27, 2016 02:10 PM (JwLCI) I don't think anyone would take a claim to "abolish the IRS" seriously and I don't know that anyone would be foolish enough to even make that claim. One can campaign on "working to abolish the IRS" ... but anyone who was a strict Constitutionalist would probably understand that that promise would be totally meaningless without repealing the 16th amendment. Further, if the feral government got rid of the IRS and worked off of sales taxes (mainly), which would also require a new Constitutional amendment allowing it (regardless of what Benedict Roberts thinks about the feral government's "right" to lay any tax for anything - or even nothing - to pay for anything it wants) then it's pretty clear that the states, which have lived off of sales taxes to a good extent, would just ramp up their take of personal income. Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 27, 2016 02:20 PM (zc3Db) 157
El Presidente Jug Ears spoke for a moment on the suicide bomber in Lahore. Told anybody listening what a tragedy it was and then went out to finish the back 9 holes.
Posted by: Hank at March 27, 2016 02:21 PM (HrP/+) 158
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at March 27, 2016 02:15 PM (jR7Wy)
Did you ever see when they did the Barbi Cat-woman doll? Strangest thing I've ever seen, with torn stockings and things. This at Target. Still regret to this day that I didn't buy one, just to show it to people years later. Posted by: HH at March 27, 2016 02:21 PM (DrCtv) Posted by: cucumbah watah for customah only! at March 27, 2016 02:21 PM (imIws) 160
Carbon fiber clothing means a Kate Upton catwoman can finally be contained, but never untold
Posted by: derit at March 27, 2016 02:22 PM (OC+TJ) 161
Only if WW is naive, which she can be.
-- Yeah. Catwoman would reel her in with "sisterhood" blah blah blah then POW! Trap is sprung. Posted by: @votermom at March 27, 2016 02:23 PM (nbrY/) 162
The problem with catwoman is, which version do you do? The mystical rose from the dead because licked by stray cats Pfeiffer version? The hooker turned cat burglar Frank Miller version? The thieving leather wearing Dolly Parton lookalike comic book version? The absurdly beautiful street kid version from Gotham? The IR goggles-packing version from Dark Knight uses a Walker?
There's been so many interpretations of Catwoman now, there really isn't even canon. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 27, 2016 02:23 PM (39g3+) 163
KABLOOEY! Posted by: cucumbah watah for customah only! at March 27, 2016 02:23 PM (imIws) Posted by: Cats everwhere at March 27, 2016 02:24 PM (39g3+) 165
Eleanor Clift is - sit down for this - quite dumb. But way back when, her lack of smarts worked to my benefit. I already regarded all of these commentators as worthless idiots, but that experience added color, detail, and humor to the perception. She was easily bamboozled. Easily.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 27, 2016 02:25 PM (QDnY+) Posted by: cucumbah watah for customah only! at March 27, 2016 02:25 PM (imIws) 167
164
Catwoman vs The Vacuum Cleaner No fair, nothing is more terrifying than the vacuum Posted by: Cats everwhere at March 27, 2016 02:24 PM (39g3+) Don't be such a pussy. Posted by: Wonder Woman at March 27, 2016 02:26 PM (8aOqE) 168
WW would distract Catwoman with the sound of a can opener.
Posted by: eman at March 27, 2016 02:26 PM (MQEz6) 169
Wonder Woman was supposed to come to man's world and fight for the cause of women, at least that was what she was up to the last comics of her I read back when George Perez was doing them. No idea today. These days she packs a sword so I am not sure what is going on with the character.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 27, 2016 02:27 PM (39g3+) Posted by: cucumbah watah for customah only! at March 27, 2016 02:27 PM (imIws) 171
WW would distract Catwoman with the sound of a can opener.
Posted by: eman at March 27, 2016 02:26 PM (MQEz6) I have a little whistle that sounds like a hooting owl. All I have to do is pick it up, and my little monster, badass male kitteh runs and hides like a little tiny mouse. Posted by: BurtTC at March 27, 2016 02:28 PM (Dj0WE) 172
Catwoman would snark about Wonder Woman's high-waisted granny panties, and WW would call her a walking rash incubator.
Posted by: derit at March 27, 2016 02:28 PM (OC+TJ) 173
There's been so many interpretations of Catwoman now, there really isn't even canon.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 27, 2016 02:23 PM (39g3+) -- Cats have 9 lives. Stands to reason that she would have 9 incarnations. Theory: Catwoman is an avatars (in the old sense) of Bastet Posted by: @votermom at March 27, 2016 02:29 PM (nbrY/) 174
Wonder Woman vs Catwoman
In a pool of warm oil. Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 27, 2016 02:20 PM (KId5h) What a mess oil does to the fur. Would have to be a Sphinx-cat Woman. Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 27, 2016 02:29 PM (ow5sz) 175
Dude! Have you seen how big they get? You'd run too if you were my size!
Posted by: BurtTC's Cat at March 27, 2016 02:31 PM (hVdx9) 176
Did you ever see when they did the Barbi Cat-woman doll? Strangest thing I've ever seen, with torn stockings and things. This at Target.
Still regret to this day that I didn't buy one, just to show it to people years later. Posted by: HH at March 27, 2016 02:21 PM (DrCtv) --- I had to Google this. Holy cats! It was the less-than-optimal Halle Berry Catwoman. I'm trying to picture some little girl (or boy!) bringing this li'l fetish figure in for show-and-tell. Did it come with a playset? Like a pink and lavender dungeon? Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at March 27, 2016 02:32 PM (jR7Wy) 177
They call her catwoman because when she takes off the suit, she looks like a hairless cat or a shorn scrotum that shrinks from cold water
Posted by: derit at March 27, 2016 02:33 PM (OC+TJ) Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 27, 2016 02:33 PM (39g3+) 179
I'm going with the Julie Newmar Catwoman of my yoot, but only because I kinda like tall, good looking women that are moderately nuts.
That and she's the only Catwoman I ever saw outside of the news reports of some woman with 287 cats in a single-wide trailer. Posted by: Hank at March 27, 2016 02:33 PM (HrP/+) 180
169 Wonder Woman was supposed to come to man's world and fight for the cause of women, at least that was what she was up to the last comics of her I read back when George Perez was doing them. No idea today. These days she packs a sword so I am not sure what is going on with the character.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 27, 2016 02:27 PM (39g3+) ------------- WW packs a sword? So, she's doing a reverse Caitlyn Jenner? Posted by: Hilary at March 27, 2016 02:35 PM (kTF2Z) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 27, 2016 02:35 PM (KId5h) 182
Many of the incarnations have been wonderful, but there will only ever be one true Catwoman. Would have hit that like an anvil on Wile E. Coyote's brainless head. Guess I was born too late.
Posted by: Mega at March 27, 2016 02:35 PM (JwLCI) 183
Catwoman and Wondy have met up, but I have no idea what the context is
http://tinyurl.com/hn5o9t2 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 27, 2016 02:35 PM (39g3+) 184
Sock fail, but it kinda works.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 27, 2016 02:36 PM (kTF2Z) 185
Three Newmars nearly in a row. It's settled then.
Posted by: Mega at March 27, 2016 02:37 PM (JwLCI) 186
WW packs a sword? So, she's doing a reverse Caitlyn Jenner? And a shield. And no lasso. Not sure what's up with that, maybe trying to make her more a warrior woman. The first time she appeared like that was in the fantastic Kingdom Come limited series, but that was a what-if scenario set in the future. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 27, 2016 02:37 PM (39g3+) 187
The best catwoman was Natasha Kinski
Posted by: derit at March 27, 2016 02:37 PM (OC+TJ) 188
Abolish the IRS doesn't mean ending income tax. It means setting up such a basic system w/o complicated carve outs for stamp collecting and what not that it doesn't take a huge agency to collect taxes. European visitors at my job have boggled at our tax time sweat because they just get a card saying what they owe or have coming back.
Since it is an open thread Glenn Beck has gotten positively creepy and I'm starting to be a bit Skeeved out that Cruz hasn't disowned him. Posted by: PaleRider at March 27, 2016 02:38 PM (3kUGE) 189
When my fat tomcat would escape through the fence and into the woods, ignoring all kitty kitty kitty pleas, I'd just open up a can of Fancy Feast and he'd come bounding back, panting like Hermann Goering.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at March 27, 2016 02:39 PM (jR7Wy) 190
NERDS!
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 27, 2016 02:39 PM (6FqZa) 191
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 27, 2016 02:37 PM (39g3+)
--- Chris, she lassoed Staypufft Doomsday in the new flick. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at March 27, 2016 02:39 PM (jR7Wy) 192
How soon till a Trans-gender Wonder Woman?
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2016 02:40 PM (EX5wM) 193
Posted by: derit at March 27, 2016 02:37 PM (OC+TJ)
Very good! And obscure as hell. Took me a minute... Posted by: HH at March 27, 2016 02:40 PM (DrCtv) 194
Few can challenge my nerd credentials. I sold them off but I used to have a suitcase full of Magic: The Gathering cards.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 27, 2016 02:40 PM (39g3+) 195
Another version of wharrgarbl exists.
With an old dog whose only tricks turned out to be "roll over" and "play dead". http://tinyurl.com/jfyxu84 Posted by: torquewrench at March 27, 2016 02:41 PM (noWW6) 196
Chris, she lassoed Staypufft Doomsday in the new flick.
So maybe they haven't abandoned the whole concept yet. I haven't read a comic book for months now, and none from the big two for years. They lost my business with stupidity and politics. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 27, 2016 02:41 PM (39g3+) 197
Yes they wanted WW to be more Amazon warrior. She is now one of the physically strongest characters in the DC world.
IIRC she can go toe to toe with Superman. Posted by: BurtTC's Cat at March 27, 2016 02:42 PM (hVdx9) 198
Julie Newmar led the crusade against leaf blowers in L.A. She was personally responsible for preventing the people who do the jobs Americans won't do from doing their jobs until after she had lunch.
Posted by: Hank at March 27, 2016 02:42 PM (HrP/+) 199
Julie Newmar led the crusade against leaf blowers in L.A.
Well those things scare the heck out of cats, too Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 27, 2016 02:43 PM (39g3+) 200
Julie Newmar aka The Stupifying Jones.
Posted by: davidt at March 27, 2016 02:44 PM (8aOqE) 201
The best catwoman was Natasha Kinski
Posted by: derit at March 27, 2016 02:37 PM (OC+TJ) ------------------------------ Reference got. Posted by: Mega at March 27, 2016 02:47 PM (JwLCI) 202
What about catty women? Anybody care to name names?
Posted by: Hank at March 27, 2016 02:49 PM (HrP/+) Posted by: Wonder Woman at March 27, 2016 02:49 PM (H9MG5) 204
I will skip Batman Vs. Superman, vs. Doomsday etc.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 27, 2016 02:49 PM (hVdx9) 205
The easter hunt brawl. Dear Lord, the parents who were not mobbing and had upset kids are not angry at the parents that were doing the brawling and shoving aside kids to score the candy but at Pez for not having enough bouncers to police the barbarians.
Posted by: PaleRider at March 27, 2016 02:50 PM (3kUGE) 206
I'm not Batman
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2016 02:51 PM (EX5wM) 207
I had a dry-mount, so to speak, of that Kinski snake-shot, framed and pinned up on the study wall, through the loneliest years of my life. Did not help a bit.
And then I met a girl. And, another one and another one. The actual females I know "from those days" have held up quite a bit better than the real-life Kinski. I cannot speak for the snake. But I have one that speaks for me. Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 27, 2016 02:52 PM (xq1UY) 208
Since it is an open thread Glenn Beck has gotten positively creepy and I'm starting to be a bit Skeeved out that Cruz hasn't disowned him.
Posted by: PaleRider at March 27, 2016 02:38 PM Isn't that the truth. But, then again, Glenn writes our paycheck. Posted by: Stu & Pat Posted by: olddog in mo at March 27, 2016 02:52 PM (Dhht7) Posted by: delayna at March 27, 2016 02:53 PM (KnC4k) 210
Connect-i-cut a bitch for some Cadbury eggs once
Posted by: derit at March 27, 2016 02:53 PM (OC+TJ) 211
but at Pez for not having enough bouncers to police the barbarians. "For the worst of us, the first instinct is to go after those with the deepest pockets." --Shih Tzu Posted by: cucumbah watah for customah only! at March 27, 2016 02:54 PM (imIws) 212
Sidebar. So we're linking to Vox as a non-sarcastic legitimate source now...? Ok.
Recognizing this place less and less. Hate to b*tch... in fact I have never b*tched about AoS for any reason - and I've been here almost every day for a little under a decade. I really hope this is a phase and not a sign of things to come. Posted by: Mega at March 27, 2016 02:56 PM (JwLCI) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2016 02:59 PM (Zu3d9) 214
Posted by: delayna at March 27, 2016 02:53 PM (KnC4k)
Did I add you to my list? I don't think I have yet. I will the next time I get on the computer. Posted by: @votermom at March 27, 2016 03:00 PM (nbrY/) 215
I lost interest in superhero movies once I saw the first Kick-Ass. The less said about the sequel the better, though I hope they will recapture the spirit of the original with the third installment.
I will go see Suicide Squad, for the Robbie character. Posted by: davidt at March 27, 2016 03:00 PM (8aOqE) Posted by: cucumbah watah for customah only! at March 27, 2016 03:00 PM (imIws) 217
211: Very true, but I think Pez will simply not have the event in the future and I was reading a lot of angry statements but not "I will sue you because my kiddo was shoved into the mud" stuff.
I wonder how many Kiwanis and Mason lodge groups have quit having events like this in the last couple of decades because of grown ups showing up with similar free for all attitudes + fewer people in the community willing to give up TV or gaming etc time to join the community groups at the same time. Pretty sad all around. Posted by: PaleRider at March 27, 2016 03:01 PM (3kUGE) 218
I do hope the Israeli visa department has Beck on a list. He's the type who'd dress up in a toga to visit the Shrine of the Book and scribble "annotations" to the Isaiah Scroll there
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 27, 2016 03:02 PM (6FqZa) 219
Food thread up.
Posted by: HH at March 27, 2016 03:05 PM (DrCtv) 220
We are not sufficiently pure for your tastes?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 27, 2016 02:59 PM (Zu3d9) ------------------------------- Uh, if that's how you want to read it, friend. But we are talking about Vox, the news website equivalent of receiving a Cleveland Steamer from somebody of your non-preferred gender. Posted by: Mega at March 27, 2016 03:06 PM (JwLCI) 221
Vox does butt stuff. Allegedly.
Posted by: @votermom at March 27, 2016 03:21 PM (nbrY/) 222
Does Wonder Woman wonder where she left the invisible keys to the Invisible Plane?
Posted by: Handy Man vs. The Dribbler at March 27, 2016 03:31 PM (YpQpo) 223
My friend's Rottie, Brutus, said that while I washed my car.
Posted by: DM at March 27, 2016 03:42 PM (j/tOh) 224
The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt. And I didn't need molded plastic to improve my physique. Pure. West. And why doesn't Batman dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?
Posted by: adam west at March 27, 2016 04:20 PM (ioqGj) 225
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