aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Monday Morning News Dump (3/21/16) [Misanthropic Humanitarian]
- More US troops to Iraq
- Sucidal bomber strikes in Turkey
- Suicide bomber was linked to ISIS
- The State of California in a big hole
- Saudi Arabia now owns largest USA refinery
- DoD shorted injured vets for more than 25 years
- Flight from Dubai crashes in Russia, all 62 aboard perished
- Obama off to Cuba
- Sen. Rubio rips Obama's trip to Cuba
- These are not on the donations wanted list at Goodwill
- Like him, dislike him, Trump doesn't back down
- Hillary continues to show signs of delusion
- Another state financially threatened by passing religious liberty law
- Iran is butt hurt
- It was only funny in Blazing Saddles
- She may be old but she has good taste
- Pizza delivery takes on new look
- I wonder if he walked there
- Gunman & 2 workers killed at PA toll plaza
- Google involved in things it shouldn't be?
- Disgusting
- I could have used this 3 daughters and $18K ago
- Feel good story of the day
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 21, 2016 07:32 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 07:33 AM (LtRrq)
In Cuba, no less.Need to assure the USA gets a steady stream of undocumented democrats. Communists, to boot.
Barack Obama
Posted by: mega machines at March 21, 2016 07:35 AM (fbovC)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 07:36 AM (LtRrq)
Thanks again Vic, great links as usual.
You too Mis Hum! Always appreciate the effort.
Posted by: Bitter Jamie Farr at March 21, 2016 07:36 AM (qYDgA)
Posted by: Arf Arf Arf at March 21, 2016 07:37 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: iforgot at March 21, 2016 07:37 AM (pC96u)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 21, 2016 07:38 AM (Qvgg/)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 21, 2016 07:39 AM (j2xmV)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at March 21, 2016 07:39 AM (iynDC)
From this week in 1944 - Anzio, Italy
21 - 26 Mar 1944 - The EZ Dog Journal
Five days in a row with nothing exciting enough to even write about. Weather fair - occasional light showers. A liberal sprinkling of 170's is connected with the atmosphere. Had one land fairly close - a few fragments lit around, but nothing very scary. Some indication that Gerry has something "in the air", though nothing definite yet.
Had my first "Cub" ride along the front the 25th. Very quiet. A 155 shell came buzzing very close to the plane to add to the interest.
More about the observation plane in the coming weeks.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 21, 2016 07:40 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 21, 2016 07:39 AM (j2xmV)
Not to mention his banana hammock.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at March 21, 2016 07:40 AM (iynDC)
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 07:42 AM (iLoHX)
Officially, Mexico says it respects U.S. sovereignty and has no strategy to influence the result of the presidential race. Yet Mexican diplomats are mobilizing for the first time to assist immigrants in gaining U.S. citizenship, hosting free workshops on naturalization.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2016 07:42 AM (mw8Dm)
He was trying to be all philosophical and shit, saying "it's funny how life comes full circle - I hated the Electoral College, but now it's going to save us from ourselves."
I couldn't deal with it. I said "No, that makes you a hypocrite."
It went downhill, with him talking about Trump's "ugliness" and "racism" and all manner of shit. I'm no Trumpista, but I kept asking for examples and all I heard was how he called all Mexicans rapists and he's buying the election.
I guess supporting candidates that call all male college students rapists is peachy, plus I'm laughing as if the DNC never tried to "buy" an election.
I gotta switch to Sanka.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks, proudly wearing the 'Andrew Branca Called You An Asshat' label at March 21, 2016 07:45 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 21, 2016 07:46 AM (j2xmV)
The wall just got 10 feet higher.
Donald Trump
Posted by: mega machines at March 21, 2016 07:46 AM (fbovC)
Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2016 07:48 AM (B48dK)
Ask Sakharov or Scharansky what it's like to languish in the Gulag while an American president toasts your captors.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 21, 2016 07:50 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 07:51 AM (iLoHX)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2016 07:51 AM (2PHKP)
arresting wire snapped during landing. fortunately no one died.
Imagining that steel cable whipping through the air.....OUCH.
Also: http://tinyurl.com/jrcozav
He'd only been there 11 days. His name was Raheel Siddiqui. I don't think the details are going to be pretty when they come out.
Posted by: Not_Loki at March 21, 2016 07:51 AM (ZaytQ)
Wifey: "Honey, this vase is really heavy. And I can't get the lid off of it."
Me: "Sweetie, why does a vase need a lid?" Takes urn of cremains from wifey and walks them to the front desk.
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at March 21, 2016 07:51 AM (tG1tR)
I had to take a VHS tape to the register once and point out to them it was hardcore porn.
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 07:52 AM (iLoHX)
The wall just got 10 feet higher.
Donald Trump
Posted by: mega machines
18 I've read that the Mexican government sends representatives to the US to remind Mexicans working here that they are still Mexicans and are only in the US for economic reasons.
Posted by: steevy
And the tax on remittances just jumped to 90% from 80%.
-D Trump
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 07:54 AM (LtRrq)
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 21, 2016 07:56 AM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: scorecard at March 21, 2016 07:57 AM (j2xmV)
This time, the NFL weighs in with their very public extortion, asking Georgia if they like the idea of hosting a Superbowl. Because, you know, that might disappear if you decide to protect those Christians from the gay mafia.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2016 07:57 AM (2PHKP)
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Those won't be stolen just for the hell of it no sirree.
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 21, 2016 07:57 AM (/D5Lf)
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This is not the America I know and love
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 21, 2016 07:59 AM (/D5Lf)
Cackle-cackle, cackle-cackle-cackle-cackle-cackle-cackle-cackle-cackle-~cough-cough-cough,, cough,,~ cackle-cackle-cackle-cackle-cough-cough-cough,,,~~
*hic*
`whew`
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 21, 2016 07:59 AM (HSmrB)
GA should call the NFL's bluff. The NFL needs venues more than the venues need the NFL.
Hosting a Super Bowl isn't the economic stimulus the NFL like to pretend it is.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks, proudly wearing the 'Andrew Branca Called You An Asshat' label at March 21, 2016 08:00 AM (eytER)
Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2016 08:00 AM (B48dK)
Well, that's a lie right there.
___________________
Yep. Mexico guarantees safe passage thru Mexico to Hondurans, Guatemalans, El Salvadorans, etc. -- but only on the condition that they promise to cross into the U.S. within a couple of weeks (so that they don't remain in Mexico and become a burden on Mexican taxpayers).
With "friends" like Mexico, who needs enemies?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 21, 2016 08:00 AM (df5V4)
https://twitter.com/kevinislaughter/status/711865132519968768
Posted by: @votermom at March 21, 2016 08:01 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 08:01 AM (iLoHX)
Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2016 08:03 AM (B48dK)
30Goodwill doesn't accept donated weapons of any kind
-----
I suppose Goodwill Hunting is right out then?
Posted by: freaked at March 21, 2016 08:03 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: Killerdog at March 21, 2016 08:03 AM (18QvC)
Also won't be compromised and the footage posted to YouPorn. Nope nope nope.
Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at March 21, 2016 08:03 AM (d1RNN)
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 08:03 AM (iLoHX)
Did they say thank you but this isn't the purchasing department?
Posted by: t-bird at March 21, 2016 08:04 AM (mxCgt)
30Goodwill doesn't accept donated weapons of any kind
-----
I suppose Goodwill Hunting is right out then?
Posted by: freaked at March 21, 2016 08:03 AM (BO/km)
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Golf clap
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 21, 2016 08:05 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 21, 2016 08:06 AM (C9pBZ)
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Hope he catches the beautiful Beijing sunset
http://tinyurl.com/gp86589
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 21, 2016 08:06 AM (/D5Lf)
Hosting a Super Bowl isn't the economic stimulus the NFL like to pretend it is. "
Pimp'n ain't what it used to be...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 21, 2016 08:07 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Donald Trump at March 21, 2016 08:07 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 21, 2016 08:08 AM (reRSn)
Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2016 08:08 AM (B48dK)
Posted by: freaked at March 21, 2016 08:09 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 08:09 AM (iQIUe)
Hector is up early this morning. Letting Donald Trump live rent free in his tiny little brain.
Posted by: mega machines at March 21, 2016 08:09 AM (fbovC)
I'd like to see that same exercise attempted with Democrat voters.
...or, I'm not refusing to bake this cake because you're gay, but because you're voting for Hillary, and I'm tired of your shit.
Posted by: Coloradofornia at March 21, 2016 08:09 AM (SjtTh)
Posted by: IP at March 21, 2016 08:10 AM (aQQbl)
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 21, 2016 08:11 AM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: Hillary! at March 21, 2016 08:12 AM (18QvC)
Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2016 08:12 AM (B48dK)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 08:12 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2016 08:13 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 08:13 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 08:14 AM (iQIUe)
Since when?
How could anyone say/write that with a straight face.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2016 08:15 AM (NOIQH)
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Those won't be stolen just for the hell of it no sirree.
Chappie won't be stolen. Chappie won't let Chappie be stolen. Chappie would run away.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 08:15 AM (LtRrq)
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 21, 2016 08:11 AM (/D5Lf)
???
Saying that is like waving red meat in front of a Tiger.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2016 08:17 AM (mw8Dm)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 21, 2016 08:18 AM (HSmrB)
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Those won't be stolen just for the hell of it no sirree.
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 21, 2016 07:57 AM (/D5Lf)
What weapons are adequate for pizza-hunting?
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at March 21, 2016 08:18 AM (tG1tR)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at March 21, 2016 08:19 AM (kff5f)
Heh. JUST had the same conversation with my son. How many ways can that go wrong?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2016 08:19 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 21, 2016 08:19 AM (4ng05)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at March 21, 2016 08:19 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 21, 2016 08:18 AM (HSmrB) Should fit quite nicely in your rectum.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 21, 2016 08:19 AM (22uju)
I'm hoping to get fitted with a prosthetic arm this morning...
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 21, 2016 08:18 AM (HSmrB)
==========
Is Ben driving you to your appt?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 08:19 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: IC at March 21, 2016 08:20 AM (zK6nG)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 21, 2016 08:20 AM (SeD0w)
Posted by: auscolpyr at March 21, 2016 08:21 AM (suO/a)
Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2016 08:21 AM (B48dK)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 21, 2016 08:21 AM (LUgeY)
Breitbart:
http://tinyurl.com/hzc7ypt
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 21, 2016 08:22 AM (Dttnn)
Someone leaked the final two epis of Night Manager on the internet. Now it is done, sob. There were a lot of time constraints on the series. They had to condense a long novel into 5 hours of film and sometimes it seemed odd that people acted the way they did. The best parts were when they were living the high life and zipping around on speedboats. Everyone needs a speedboat.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 08:22 AM (iQIUe)
Is Ben driving you to your appt?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 08:19 AM (iQIUe)
____________________________
Yeah,, he's not busy...
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 21, 2016 08:22 AM (HSmrB)
'You mean I broke in all those houses, shot a few people, stole all this shit, and can't buy any weed from Pedro? That racist Trump dude, man.'
Posted by: mega machines at March 21, 2016 08:22 AM (fbovC)
(Kinda wishing the horse reared up and tattooed a couple of horseshoe prints on cretins face)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 21, 2016 08:23 AM (mouis)
Posted by: IC at March 21, 2016 08:20 AM (zK6nG)
===============
Yeah, that was beyond the call of duty. Surprised they couldnt find a van. Thought you could jump start a wc battery with a car battery. Guess not.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 08:23 AM (iQIUe)
And, strangely, Web Hubble.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 21, 2016 08:24 AM (SeD0w)
There's good people in Alabama...
Posted by: Lynyrd Skynyrd at March 21, 2016 08:24 AM (Dttnn)
I can't believe this. Almost 100 comments in and not one Moron has said "but are they hot"?
It's like I don't even know you people anymore.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2016 08:24 AM (bzd8I)
I'm not surprised that someone at HA is a little bit timid about supporting such a thing. I would make two notes, however:
1- The very fact that businesses, including the NFL, are threatening Georgia is evidence that this law must be passed and vigorously defended. The People of Georgia (as represented by their legislature and Governor) do not answer to the NFL.
2- The part where the author claimed that a religious organization being able to fire someone who does not share their beliefs (rough quote) "goes beyond defending your religious liberty and into discriminating against someone else's" is just stupid.
As an employer, I do not owe anyone employment. If one of my criteria for hiring/retaining an employee is that they are of the same religion as I, that's my business. Your "religious liberty" does not, in fact, include any "right to be employed."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at March 21, 2016 08:24 AM (kff5f)
Go [Beep!] yourself.
Posted by: DRU 001THX1138 at March 21, 2016 08:25 AM (SjtTh)
I owe Moron Nation a huge thanks.
As a proud son of Mobile, I had the privilege of crawling all over that mighty vessel as a youngster. My 5th grade end-of-school-year party was held on her. To say we had a great time would be an understatement.
That was a nice place to grow up.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 21, 2016 08:25 AM (LUgeY)
Eric fucking Erickson, for crying out loud. What a gas bag.
No. I think I've figured out who I'm voting for regardless of who the nominee is.
Will the country have any less of a chance of continuing the death spiral with somebody else at the helm?
Didn't think so...
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Ahad Ha'am) at March 21, 2016 08:25 AM (4ng05)
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 21, 2016 07:56 AM (/D5Lf)
Yummy, prune smoothies!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 21, 2016 08:26 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2016 08:27 AM (B48dK)
I'm going from memory, but I seem to recall a case or at least a legal tenet that supported hiring discrimination based on race, in the context of a non-Chinese person applying for a job at a Chinese restaurant. Hard for me to see much difference between that and refusing to, say, hire an atheist church official.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks, proudly wearing the 'Andrew Branca Called You An Asshat' label at March 21, 2016 08:27 AM (PFy0L)
The bourbon will be flowing early today...
and often.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Ahad Ha'am) at March 21, 2016 08:28 AM (4ng05)
concern, if counterterrorism is what worries you, how do you not
consider Hillary Clinton in November?{/i]
Russian reset, libya and syria never happened. I'll be updating my Facebook page on the next Washington cocktail party I"ll be attending.
Posted by: Sooper Schmart Nicole Wallace on Morning Mika at March 21, 2016 08:28 AM (2X7pN)
(Kinda wishing the horse reared up and tattooed a couple of horseshoe prints on cretins face)
Would love to see that new horse ballet move.
You know, Spin & kick and spin & kick.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 08:29 AM (LtRrq)
Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2016 08:21 AM (B48dK)
Stupid working-at-work...
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at March 21, 2016 08:30 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 08:30 AM (iQIUe)
Morning 'rons.
Does the president still suck? I haven't looked in a week or so.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 08:30 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 08:30 AM (iQIUe)
Then they (the news crew) ran away. I hope the guy on the scooter is ok.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 08:31 AM (xuouz)
She punched a police horse in Philadelphia during a protest a million years ago. Got arrested too
Also this current lady who punched a horse is a Trans lady iiywimaittyd
Posted by: ThunderB at March 21, 2016 08:32 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2016 08:33 AM (B48dK)
http://tinyurl.com/zgmeu63
Historic First!!
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 21, 2016 08:33 AM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 21, 2016 08:33 AM (zOTsN)
Punching.a.horse.
What scum.
Where's PETA?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2016 08:35 AM (NOIQH)
If people talk to plants and play music to plants to get them to grow better, how is ripping them from the ground not murder?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 08:35 AM (LtRrq)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 21, 2016 08:33 AM (zOTsN)
Seems right.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at March 21, 2016 08:35 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 21, 2016 08:35 AM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 21, 2016 08:35 AM (HSmrB)
Just another case where he sounds ignorant of history and acts like a liberal.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 21, 2016 08:35 AM (2d71x)
Btw my horse punching SIL is a vegan because meat is murder.
Critters are notoriously difficult to eat while they're still alive.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 21, 2016 08:36 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 08:35 AM (LtRrq)
Anyone else want to take a Vegan to see the (R rated) cartoon movie: Sausage Party?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at March 21, 2016 08:37 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 21, 2016 08:32 AM (zOTsN)
Imagine having to introduce this person to strangers: "Hey, this is Moonflower Penisgone, Xe is a horse-punching marxist tranny!"
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at March 21, 2016 08:37 AM (iynDC)
Yeah, what's the goal with that movie - get people to feel guilty about eating?
It's...weird that we're supposed to root for/empathize with the food.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2016 08:39 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: IP at March 21, 2016 08:39 AM (aQQbl)
Posted by: Mongo at March 21, 2016 08:39 AM (Dttnn)
Historic First!!
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 21, 2016 08:33 AM (/D5Lf)
Almost as if he's demonstrating how it works... in a thoroughly professorial way, of course.
This asshat should have been an embarrassment to the entire country, including the whole of the left, before he was ever elected the first time. But instead, he was elected - twice.
And people still stubornly cling to hope.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 21, 2016 08:39 AM (4ng05)
It identifies as 'commie....trans' and in the video it looks like a guy to me.
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 21, 2016 08:40 AM (/D5Lf)
Is it about sausage, or weeners?
Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at March 21, 2016 08:40 AM (d1RNN)
Actually, I was horse punched, hog tied, and beaten like a rented mule... Have you all not seen my arm?
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 21, 2016 08:40 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Cirilo Castillo at March 21, 2016 08:40 AM (tG1tR)
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 21, 2016 08:41 AM (/D5Lf)
(Snort)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 08:42 AM (LtRrq)
Here's the trailer - it's about ALL food fighting scary, hungry humans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlzAJo16eww
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2016 08:42 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks, proudly wearing the 'Andrew Branca Called You An Asshat' label at March 21, 2016 08:42 AM (PFy0L)
ind.pn/1UJ300i
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 08:42 AM (xuouz)
Here's BlazingCatFur's Evening Photos from last evening, which are just as good in the morning.
http://bit.ly/1RuRQ0f
Includes... the Larch.
Posted by: mindful webworker - 20 Years on the Web at March 21, 2016 08:43 AM (w46Mb)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 21, 2016 08:40 AM (HSmrB)
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But with your prosthesis, you'll be a bionic annoying scrunt. How cool is that?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 08:44 AM (iQIUe)
That's okay , Jazz,
Because gay marriage is very personally opposed to you.
Posted by: Dr. Emilio Lizardo aka Mortimer at March 21, 2016 08:44 AM (7wqb3)
I agree. The country can endure Trump, but not Hillary or any other dem-including Kasich.
Besides, it is rather unseemly, the lengths people are going to in order to diminish Trump. They are embarrassing themselves, IMO. Fighting against Make America Great Again, is essentially saying Keep Americans Week.
Posted by: Chillin the most at March 21, 2016 08:44 AM (BI43k)
Ha, UN dweeb. Bureaucracy is never efficient, nor does it want to be, and it's never concerned with fixing itself out of a job.
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 08:45 AM (iLoHX)
It's like I don't even know you people anymore.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2016 08:24 AM (bzd8I)
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Not sure we inquire about the hotness of moron daughters. Moron SILs, female neighbors, and coworkers yes, but hot daughter reports we leave to Scott Brown and Donald Trump.
Posted by: iforgot at March 21, 2016 08:46 AM (pC96u)
I am also not opposed to unicorns, purple grass, sane liberals, or anything else which does not exist.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at March 21, 2016 08:47 AM (kff5f)
Here's the trailer - it's about ALL food fighting scary, hungry humans.
I'd really like to meet that filmmaker's drug dealer. He (or she as the case may be) is getting them some really good stuff.
#WASTF
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 21, 2016 08:47 AM (LUgeY)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlzAJo16eww
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2016 08:42 AM (NOIQH)
That looks funny as hell.
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 21, 2016 08:47 AM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane
Does he ever...!
Posted by: Reggie at March 21, 2016 08:47 AM (9krrF)
Would it be legit to post a gofundme link for a fallen police officers family?
Officer
Allen Jacobs was murdered by a gangbanger in Greenville SC on Friday?
leaving behind a pregnant widow and 2 small children.
Posted by: BignJames at March 21, 2016 07:06 AM (HtUkt)
Here's a newspaper article that contains the link
http://preview.tinyurl.com/gl8xfpo
Posted by: BignJames at March 21, 2016 08:48 AM (HtUkt)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 08:48 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks
She's got a wireless power unit behind the stage backdrop, as long as she stays within 100 feet of it she's good.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 08:48 AM (xuouz)
I'd be a'feared of retaliation. Heavily armed, protective parents and all...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 21, 2016 08:49 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at March 21, 2016 08:50 AM (kff5f)
Naturally, when he chooses to come back, there's no morning thread for them. Like clockwork. Broken clockwork.
Be right back. Gotta go check Vic's headlines.
Posted by: mindful webworker - 20 Years on the Web at March 21, 2016 08:51 AM (w46Mb)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 08:51 AM (iQIUe)
I'd be a'feared of retaliation. Heavily armed, protective parents and all...
Rented ravage and all. Makes for a better alibi.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 08:51 AM (LtRrq)
What Jazz Shaw writes this ^^^ , I hear this :
"While I am too gutless and morally weak to take a stand against the collaborative , fascist lawfare of my totalitarian opponents..."
Posted by: Dr. Emilio Lizardo aka Mortimer at March 21, 2016 08:51 AM (7wqb3)
Posted by: IP at March 21, 2016 08:52 AM (aQQbl)
Girl, six, to be LEGALLY torn away from her loving foster parents of five years because she is '1.5 per cent Native American' and the family is white
http://tinyurl.com/zmjt6mp
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 21, 2016 08:52 AM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at March 21, 2016 08:52 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 08:53 AM (iQIUe)
I'd be a'feared of retaliation. Heavily armed, protective parents and all...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 21, 2016 08:49 AM (9krrF)
[Stroking shotgun, occasionally touching pistol in holster] So you say you're interested in my daughters. Why don't you sit down with me and my Rottweiler Tyson and have a discussion about that. [Suddenly chambers shell]
Posted by: Typical Moron Dad at March 21, 2016 08:53 AM (iynDC)
Because animals (and even plants) don't eat, or something.
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 08:54 AM (iLoHX)
one premise: We need to make the bureaucracy efficient and focused on
accomplishing real goals.
UN dweeb hasn't yet figured out the goals of the UN are acquire member state money (for personal enrichment), grab more power for itself....to acquire more money. Rinse repeat.
Posted by: Lara Logan at March 21, 2016 08:54 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at March 21, 2016 08:54 AM (dFi94)
SILs, female neighbors, and coworkers yes, but hot daughter reports we
leave to Scott Brown and Donald Trump.
Posted by: iforgot at March 21, 2016 08:46 AM
An important distinction.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2016 08:54 AM (bzd8I)
Great finish but along those lines, buzzer beating UNI took a beating against AM in the end. I won't blame the coach like some have, they just couldn't manage a win.
Posted by: IP at March 21, 2016 08:54 AM (aQQbl)
Like that buzzion dude. Maaaaan.
Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at March 21, 2016 08:55 AM (d1RNN)
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 08:55 AM (iLoHX)
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 21, 2016 08:56 AM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: Picric at March 21, 2016 08:56 AM (DCe6Z)
Someone said she has siblings and she would be near them in Utah. Her coked out mom had 6 kids taken away from her. But I think the farther away from that environment she gets the better. They can connect as adults if they choose to when they are better equipped to handle it. It's just a cheap move to bring a little girl who is thriving down.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 08:56 AM (iQIUe)
five years because she is '1.5 per cent Native American' and the family
is white
What's in her other 98.5%?
Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at March 21, 2016 08:56 AM (d1RNN)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has the Asbestos Undershorts You Need for Your Internet Flame-Wars! at March 21, 2016 08:56 AM (hLRSq)
would be accompanying President Barack Obama during his historic
upcoming trip to Cuba.
Senator Heidi Heitkamp is the only reason why talk radio host Heitkamp is going to Cuba.(say anything blog / ND)
Another famn damily! jeesh, who didn't accompany Obama?
Posted by: cind at March 21, 2016 08:56 AM (nRbbW)
I owe Moron Nation a huge thanks. To reprise: someone had "Alabama" as
part of their nic, and I mentioned I was taking my family there on
spring break. Someone asked where we were going, and I told them Dauphin
Island. There was a reply about the USS Alabama, docked in Mobile Bay.
We worked a day trip in on our return drive, and it was truly
incredible. Toured the restored battleship, and as a bonus, toured the
USS Drum, a WWII era submarine, also restored. There were volunteer
docents all over both ships, and they added a ton of depth to the tour.
Amazing what America is (was?) capable of.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 21, 2016 08:20 AM (SeD0w)
Glad you got to see it! Truly a site to behold.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2016 08:57 AM (2PHKP)
Obama has always loved him some totalitarian dictator, always.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 21, 2016 08:57 AM (g6yUI)
Can't C&P from that WarmGas post in the sidebar, but the author claims that Andrew Brietbart had nude pix of Weiner and compares that to the Hulk Hogan kerfluffle.
Would someone please refresh my memory and tell me when AB got nude pix of Weiner's weiner?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 21, 2016 08:58 AM (LUgeY)
How big is the subsidy--welfare, tribal money, etc--the "distant extended relatives by marriage" are getting?
Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at March 21, 2016 08:58 AM (d1RNN)
The Yahoo/Reuters article just says "gunman."
The Fox News article, as Vic noted, says the gunman was a "retired state trooper." And lots more details.
http://tinyurl.com/h4je8wf
Point, Vic.
What an awful, bungled robbery attempt. Toll-collector had just been on the job three months.
I always try to be cheery and thankful to those folks, because I know they have an often-lonely and frequently-thankless job.
Posted by: mindful webworker - 20 Years on the Web at March 21, 2016 08:58 AM (w46Mb)
Posted by: Kenja Time at March 21, 2016 08:59 AM (1TjZq)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 09:00 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: jwest at March 21, 2016 09:00 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 21, 2016 08:58 AM (LUgeY)
When he posted them publicly on twitter.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 09:01 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: StrawMan at March 21, 2016 09:02 AM (lidp8)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 09:00 AM (iQIUe)
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We're supposed to get snow on Thursday and stretching into Easter Sunday. I am less than pleased.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at March 21, 2016 09:03 AM (dFi94)
When he posted them publicly on twitter.
Nude? I don't recall that part. The pic I saw wasn't nude, he had underwear on.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 21, 2016 09:03 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 21, 2016 09:03 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 21, 2016 09:03 AM (4ng05)
Wasn't it his Christmas card?
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 09:03 AM (iLoHX)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2016 09:04 AM (mw8Dm)
Let them know we're willing to trade Obama for two 1957 Chevy Bel Airs. They got nice classic cars there.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2016 09:04 AM (2PHKP)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has the Asbestos Undershorts You Need for Your Internet Flame-Wars! at March 21, 2016 08:56 AM (hLRSq)
He's there to pitch google. He's a fucking advertisement.
for.tn/1UxMIbM
bit.ly/1ScUbK2
ind.pn/1UJ300i
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 09:04 AM (xuouz)
http://tinyurl.com/jpadyw9
Homophobia row at CERN: LGBT society subjected to abuse at home of Large Hadron Collier with group posters defaced with bible quotes and 'pigs' graffiti
----
Because when I think of physics research LGBT issues are at the fore-front.
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 21, 2016 09:04 AM (/D5Lf)
Well it wasn't Fen that did the deed, so it didn't take...
Oh, and glad to hear Brave Sir Robin enjoyed the day trip! I remember visiting those as a kid and it was an awesome experience. (I remember also thinking the sub was cramped. If you think that at nine...)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 21, 2016 09:04 AM (9krrF)
When I click on a page, I keep getting told that my computer is not connected to internet tho it is. And it is unbelievably slow when pages do come up. I ran a virus scan and rebooted, too.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 09:04 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 21, 2016 09:03 AM (4ng05)
You take that back, Megyn Kelly is stunning and brave.
She is stunning. And brave.
Also she's flat out hawt even with the new doo
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 09:05 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2016 08:57 AM (2PHKP)
My favorite interaction from that day:
Owen a docent approached us and started telling us the story of the silver service on display in the common room. He went on to recommend a place to eat nearby.
My wife: "Are we dressed ok?"
Owen: "Lady, this is lower Alabama, you can eat there in flip-flops and a T-shirt."
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 21, 2016 09:06 AM (SeD0w)
Always gotta factionalize.
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 09:06 AM (iLoHX)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks, proudly wearing the 'Andrew Branca Called You An Asshat' label at March 21, 2016 08:27 AM (PFy0L)
--
Well, you are born Chinese (or not) but your religion is a choice.
Posted by: @votermom at March 21, 2016 09:06 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2016 09:06 AM (Zu3d9)
Bring something to the table please. You come in here and shit on the floor and other Trump supporters are expected to clean it up.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 09:06 AM (xuouz)
Install and run C Cleaner from Imperiform. The free version works great...
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 21, 2016 09:07 AM (SeD0w)
Link in nic
Posted by: @votermom at March 21, 2016 09:07 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 09:05 AM (xuouz)
Eye of the beholder, I guess...
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 21, 2016 09:07 AM (4ng05)
Sincerely,The USA
Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2016 09:07 AM (B48dK)
Of note is the encampment program they offer. Me and my two boys spent the night on the ship, with dinner and breakfast in the mess. Amazing experience for them.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks, proudly wearing the 'Andrew Branca Called You An Asshat' label at March 21, 2016 09:08 AM (eytER)
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 09:08 AM (iLoHX)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 21, 2016 09:10 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Gaystapo at March 21, 2016 09:10 AM (7wqb3)
He's scouting retirement income, methinks. (New Markets!!) He already has a $32 million Hawaii mansion all set to go.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 21, 2016 09:10 AM (SeD0w)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2016 09:06 AM (Zu3d9)
yup. turned it off to watch NCIS
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2016 09:10 AM (mw8Dm)
Because when I think of physics research LGBT issues are at the fore-front.
Demand #1: Next particle gets named after Judy Garland.
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 09:11 AM (iLoHX)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 21, 2016 09:11 AM (ppaKI)
More US troops to Iraq. But only in a peaceful way. No shooting or taking back territory sort of way. Because little Barry pulled us out of Iraq and things have never been better
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2016 09:11 AM (493sH)
Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2016 09:11 AM (B48dK)
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Speaking of battleships - if you get the chance to check out the USS New Jersey, despite it being in Camden, it's worth it.
Of note is the encampment program they offer. Me and my two boys
spent the night on the ship, with dinner and breakfast in the mess.
Amazing experience for them.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks, proudly wearing the 'Andrew Branca Called You An Asshat' label at March 21, 2016 09:08 AM (eytER)
Posted by: Pyrocles at March 21, 2016 09:13 AM (fVOPU)
Are they even sure this isn't a hoax?
These sorts of attacks almost always are --- except when committed by a member of the ROP.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2016 09:13 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 08:01 AM (iLoHX)
It's been overrun with PC, SJW liberal BS. Starting with that twat Goodell
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2016 09:13 AM (493sH)
They had a crossfit competition in Colorado Springs this weekend. I know that this is an acquired taste and all, but Iceland has a recent history of women crossfit champions who art utterly amazing.
https://tinyurl.com/zg9l9fl
Here's a pimer.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 21, 2016 09:13 AM (4ng05)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 21, 2016 09:11 AM (ppaKI)
Yup. Spot on
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2016 09:13 AM (mw8Dm)
Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2016 09:11 AM (B48dK)
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They're BFF's with Christians too.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at March 21, 2016 09:14 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: no good deed at March 21, 2016 09:15 AM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 21, 2016 09:11 AM (ppaKI)
I saw a headline - Despite years of bitterness towards US, Cubans welcome Barry.
Of course, it's our fault they live in total squalor and political repression. Not their commie overlords
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2016 09:15 AM (493sH)
They aren't permitted on Twitter or the internet.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has the Asbestos Undershorts You Need for Your Internet Flame-Wars! at March 21, 2016 09:15 AM (hLRSq)
Of note is the encampment program they offer. Me and my two boys spent the night on the ship, with dinner and breakfast in the mess. Amazing experience for them.
Now THAT would be cool.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 09:15 AM (LtRrq)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 09:16 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 09:16 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 09:16 AM (iLoHX)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2016 09:13 AM (NOIQH)
One guy was busted on camera.
But again, why is this even a thing?
*and that's more or less rhetorical
Issues affecting LGBTQ* scientists go far beyond the laboratory, and in some parts of the world it is not safe for out LGBTQ* people to walk the streets. As scientists who attend conferences across the world, this places limits on our safety and ability to collaborate internationally.
-----
Don't see any scientific breakthroughs coming from these assholes.
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 21, 2016 09:17 AM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2016 09:17 AM (B48dK)
Cuba had a booth at the travel show we went to in Munich last month. We didn't stop to get any brochures.
Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at March 21, 2016 09:18 AM (d1RNN)
Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2016 09:19 AM (B48dK)
Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at March 21, 2016 09:18 AM (d1RNN)
Cuba - Come for the 1950s cars. Stay..well..because you're in a political prison camp
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2016 09:19 AM (493sH)
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has the Asbestos Undershorts You Need for Your Internet Flame-Wars! at March 21, 2016 09:15 AM (hLRSq)
Exactly. Exactly. Google wants first crack at an untapped market and sent the president to cut the ribbon on their marketing campaign. They'll get the cuban government to sign off on it for the same "look how great Cuba is on granting the human right of internet access to its citizens" PR con the Chinese have been working since the late 90s and google gets to corner an 11 million person market.
"Google is set to expand internet access in Cuba, Barack Obama has revealed during his historic visit to the Caribbean island."
Silicon valley is giving orders to the white house.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 09:20 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2016 09:20 AM (mw8Dm)
True. Cuban cigars are legal in Canada.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 09:20 AM (LtRrq)
Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2016 09:20 AM (B48dK)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 09:20 AM (LtRrq)
Rumor has it that Cuban Cigars are not what they once were
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2016 09:21 AM (mw8Dm)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 09:21 AM (iQIUe)
https://tinyurl.com/zg9l9fl
Here's a pimer.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 21, 2016 09:13 AM (4ng05)
*stocks up on popcorn. Gonna be interesting when the 'refugees' try to woo the Icelandic womens.
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 21, 2016 09:21 AM (/D5Lf)
This is not how I was told it would work.
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 09:21 AM (iLoHX)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 09:22 AM (iQIUe)
I have heard that same rumor. Dominicans are supposedly superior.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 09:22 AM (LtRrq)
Huh...I believe tourism is still illegal in that Carribean Paradise. Also, if other countries aren't part of the embargo, why do Cubans still roll '59 Chevys with water pumps fashioned from coconut husks?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 21, 2016 09:23 AM (SeD0w)
walk the streets. As scientists who attend conferences across the world,
this places limits on our safety and ability to collaborate
internationally.
1) Science conferences in Iran/Algeria/Uganda? Do people really do this?
2) Physicists? Shelbots. Problem solved.
There, that was easy. Back to sciencing.
Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at March 21, 2016 09:23 AM (d1RNN)
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 09:23 AM (iLoHX)
They're not allowed to wander out on their own, but Europeans can access very nice all-inclusive beach resorts, and apparently cheaply.
Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at March 21, 2016 09:24 AM (d1RNN)
What are they doing mincing around in white lab coats?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2016 09:24 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2016 09:21 AM (mw8Dm)
It's not a rumor. They aren't nearly as good as they once were, and the rest of the Caribbean has caught up and in many cases surpassed the old quality.
My idiot sister would buy Cuban cigars whenever she could (Fight The Power!) and I have tasted my share of them.....
Not worth the price.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2016 09:25 AM (Zu3d9)
Demand #1: Next particle gets named after Judy Garland.
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 09:11 AM (iLoHX)
Ok...that made me spit coffee.
Posted by: BignJames at March 21, 2016 09:25 AM (HtUkt)
Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2016 09:19 AM (B48dK)
Have I got a team for you. Notable small, slow white guys on the Patriots in the past few seasons:
Wes Welker
Julian Edelman
Nate Ebner
Danny Amendola
Danny Woodhead
James Develin
Jimmy Garoppolo (or however you spell that)
Jordan Devey
I won't insult you by listing kickers.
As for the women, I leave those jokes to the rest of you. Gotta get 18-1 to comment somehow.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 09:25 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 21, 2016 09:21 AM (/D5Lf)
I'm amazed at how I stumble over my investment ideas...
Long popcorn futures!
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 21, 2016 09:25 AM (4ng05)
I denounce myself.
Posted by: @votermom at March 21, 2016 09:26 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at March 21, 2016 09:18 AM (d1RNN)
Welcome to Club Gulag! Offering the finest Oppression in the Caribbean!
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has the Asbestos Undershorts You Need for Your Internet Flame-Wars! at March 21, 2016 09:26 AM (hLRSq)
sent the president to cut the ribbon on their marketing campaign.
They'll get the cuban government to sign off on it for the same "look
how great Cuba is on granting the human right of internet access to its
citizens" PR con the Chinese have been working since the late 90s and
google gets to corner an 11 million person market.
"Google is set to expand internet access in Cuba, Barack Obama has revealed during his historic visit to the Caribbean island."
Silicon valley is giving orders to the white house.
.
.
.
.Not sure how much good that will do Google because those 11 million people are dirt poor flat broke people, but hey...I am sure obama will figure out a way for the US to pay for it before he leaves office.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2016 09:27 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 08:01 AM (iLoHX)
It's been overrun with PC, SJW liberal BS. Starting with that twat Goodell
-----
Its going to be a another victim of the long march through the institutions.
The NFL for its part is a meritocracy where performance on the field is sole determiner of success and failure. It is also mans sport dominated by alpha males (Tom Brady aside).
Neither of which is permitted as a role model in the coming Workers Utopia.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 21, 2016 09:27 AM (8XRCm)
Wes Welker
Julian Edelman
Nate Ebner
Danny Amendola
Danny Woodhead
James Develin
Jimmy Garoppolo (or however you spell that)
Jordan Devey
I won't insult you by listing kickers.
As for the women, I leave those jokes to the rest of you. Gotta get 18-1 to comment somehow.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 09:25 AM (xuouz)
All scrappy players. Scrappy. hehe.
Posted by: Mainah at March 21, 2016 09:27 AM (659DL)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 21, 2016 09:28 AM (zOTsN)
Silicon valley is giving orders to the white house.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 09:20 AM (xuouz)
So Barry's "historic" visit is really him just pimping his lefty buddies at Google. And getting another free vacation on our dollar
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2016 09:28 AM (493sH)
"Cuba had a booth at the travel show we went to in Munich last month. We didn't stop to get any brochures."
Who wants a brochure of overpriced cigars and cheap prostitutes? From the chatter from Canadian and European men, that seems to be their biggest draw.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at March 21, 2016 09:28 AM (XgfBI)
It would be a Hollywood wet dream of a movie but all the players are inversions of the Hollywood stereotypes.
Posted by: J. Random Dude's Phone at March 21, 2016 09:29 AM (azd0E)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 21, 2016 09:29 AM (XQHkt)
I was aboard Missouri at Christmastime, and they couldn't do enough for you. Except for the most crowded days, there's no need to pay for the special guided tour, as you'll get one anyway if you exhibit the least special interest in any one aspect. And they're whip-smart, too, a nice mixture of mil-history academics and real salty sailors. Eager to please and show off the boat.
Only complaint, to get to the engine room you have to pre-arrange, certain dates only, hefty extra fee. Understandable security precaution, though: can't have just anybody touching off numbers one through four and making ready for sea (happens in every movie).
Thing of the day to see was, Japanese-speaking docent with a small group of suitably serious and reverent Japanese tourists, doing a longish lecture immediately adjacent to The Surrender. You always hear about scads of them grinning and doing selfies on the Arizona bridge. This did not look like that at all.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 21, 2016 09:29 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Kenja Time at March 21, 2016 08:59 AM (1TjZq)
I'm a Cruz supporter. I find a Trump/Cruz ticket hard to imagine. Cruz is a conservative. Your Beloved Dear Leader is a...whatever it is that's down with Planned Parenthood, reparations to Cuba, and whatever it takes to show up in convicted pedophile billionaire Jeffrey Epstein's little black book.
So no, I'm not excited by the prospect of a Trump/Cruz ticket. btw, how are you Trump supporters spinning the latest numbers showing Trump getting smoked by Hillary in Utah, arguably the most loyally Republican state in the Union? I can't imagine how you rationalize that one.
Posted by: troyriser at March 21, 2016 09:30 AM (UWlp+)
The hotels are state owned. They take hard foreign currency from the tourists and give them worthless Cuban currency to spend while on their stay. Where do you think those Euros and Dollars end up?
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at March 21, 2016 09:31 AM (XgfBI)
they held him for over 4 years
only party apparatchiks will have access to the internet
and the hotels
Posted by: ThunderB at March 21, 2016 09:31 AM (zOTsN)
Don't know about the hooker part, but Cuban cigars simply aren't worth it. Last one I had, a Cohiba Esplendido up in Toronto (and yes, it was real...) was just not as enjoyable as the La Aurora Preferidos that are in my humidor.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks, proudly wearing the 'Andrew Branca Called You An Asshat' label at March 21, 2016 09:31 AM (PFy0L)
What was the script, five pages?
It was perhaps the most *stupid* film I've seen all year. Impressive cinematography for an idiotic script.
Of course, Di Caprio being a "man of conscience," there was the gratuitous shot at Texas.
Posted by: Feh at March 21, 2016 09:31 AM (gcoUL)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2016 09:31 AM (bzd8I)
I saw a list of the businesses he took with him, and on the list was the CEO of FUBU. It is a local company (Detroit) and stands do "For Us By Us". Guess the Cubans need jeans that have the ability to be worn falling on their knees.
Posted by: Chillin the most at March 21, 2016 09:32 AM (BI43k)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2016 09:27 AM (iONHu)
The idea that it's one of their longshot investment ideas just makes it that much more insulting that they dispatched the chief executive to pimp their product.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 09:32 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: Feh at March 21, 2016 09:32 AM (gcoUL)
Depression used to be for those in their 50's but now with "Modern Depression", those in their 20's can be depressed now too.
The symptoms of "modern Depression":
1) can't go to work
2) able to go drinking with your friends
Now, I know what you're thinking, but apparently "Modern Depression" isn't for the lazy. In an extensive clinical study out of Japan, it was determined that 20-somethings just don't take criticism well, especially from their bosses. After a few weeks of unwelcome criticism, they become depressed.
Posted by: Bureau of Land Management at March 21, 2016 09:32 AM (e8kgV)
I think if you have mild misalignment, his approach would work. I had one tooth in completely backwards, and a jaw problem that required surgery and other appliances besides braces to fix. Sometimes teeth have to be removed to make room for the others.
But I do like his 'thinking outside of the box'.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 21, 2016 09:32 AM (gyKtp)
they held him for over 4 years
only party apparatchiks will have access to the internet
and the hotels
Posted by: ThunderB at March 21, 2016 09:31 AM (zOTsN)
Don't worry Comrade Barry will meet with the dissidents. Right after he denounces communism that is.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2016 09:33 AM (493sH)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 09:22 AM (LtRrq)
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They have to be rolled on the naked thighs of young virgins and Cuba ran out!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 09:33 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2016 09:31 AM (bzd8I)
I was making fun of some of my southern relatives who asked if it was snowing yesterday. It was 50s and sunny.
Woke up without looking out the window and didn't realize til I was out the door that I had 4 inches of snow to clear off the cahhhhhh.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 09:33 AM (xuouz)
Reykjavik is known as 'Mogadishu.'
When oh when are we going to wake the fuck up.
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 21, 2016 09:34 AM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: Bureau of Land Management at March 21, 2016 09:34 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Gaystapo at March 21, 2016 09:34 AM (7wqb3)
Barry is at some Cuban commie memorial. Standing at attention. He's now pulling on some ribbons at a wreath and just bowed his head. I'm guessing it's a memorial to the "victims of capitalism and US imperialism"
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2016 09:34 AM (493sH)
And partnered with an America-hating, terrorist propaganda-promoting ME media outlet to do it!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2016 09:35 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Feh at March 21, 2016 09:35 AM (gcoUL)
Posted by: Dr. Emilio Lizardo aka Mortimer at March 21, 2016 09:35 AM (7wqb3)
Posted by: Feh at March 21, 2016 09:31 AM (gcoUL)
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Still trying to figure out how one could survive a 500-1000lb bear falling 30 feet on top of you and you survive.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 09:36 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Feh at March 21, 2016 09:36 AM (gcoUL)
So now Hillary wants to "give" Obamacare to illegals. Sure why not it's all free, right?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2016 09:36 AM (493sH)
If Trump is getting smoked by Hillary, yet Cruz can't beat Trump, how does Cruz beat her? Go ahead, square that circle.
We'll wait.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 09:36 AM (LtRrq)
Wife bought me some cubans and I agree. I did not enjoy. Domincans and some Central American ones seem to be superior IMHO.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at March 21, 2016 09:36 AM (XgfBI)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 09:37 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 09:37 AM (LtRrq)
Remember this from 2008?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj-_cbJrCV4
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2016 09:37 AM (NOIQH)
I've heard that as well. Supposedly the Cuban cigar makers, when fleeing Cuba after Batista's fall, took seeds with them to plant elsewhere in the Caribbean. The Cuban cigar industry in the meantime came under the control of the commies who did their usual job of mismanaging things.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 21, 2016 09:37 AM (ppaKI)
Yeah, that, and still trying to figure out how he didn't die of hypothermia fifty times.
Oh, and the fires must have all been CGI. Fake.
Again, respect to the poor sods who lugged all that camera gear out into the wilderness. They did all that impressive logistical work for a piece of shit script.
And Di Caprio was simply one-dimensional.
It was the "epic movie for the Twitter generation."
Posted by: Feh at March 21, 2016 09:38 AM (gcoUL)
Alan Gross was imprisoned for giving internet access to ordinary Cubans
he was sentanced to 15 years in prison for that
he was released in a prisoner exchange in 2014
Obama released The Cuban Five for Gross
The Cuban Five were spies who had conspired to murder Cuban Americans who were working to help Cubans escape to the US
Posted by: ThunderB at March 21, 2016 09:38 AM (zOTsN)
We'll wait.
Because reasons.
And The Kasich Juggernaut is keeping Cruz down. And stuff.
Posted by: Dr. Emilio Lizardo aka Mortimer at March 21, 2016 09:38 AM (7wqb3)
How much do CGI bears weigh?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 09:38 AM (LtRrq)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 09:38 AM (xuouz)
... this sounds like a scene out of 'The President's Analyst' (1967) with Google playing the part of the "Phone Company"
Posted by: Dr. Sidney Schaefer at March 21, 2016 09:38 AM (e8kgV)
They should try replacing it with Modern Fear of Your Boss. Works wonders; you have no time to be depressed when you are terrified as all get out; gets you out of your funk in no time.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has the Asbestos Undershorts You Need for Your Internet Flame-Wars! at March 21, 2016 09:39 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 09:39 AM (xuouz)
Sidebar: Shorter Taylor Millard: Idiot.
That's "The Unfortunate Looking" Taylor Millard.
http://tinyurl.com/z4ak6kn
There was a memo.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 21, 2016 09:39 AM (kdS6q)
I liked this sock and was thinking of using it as a new nick.
I checked through the International Moron Registry and it is available so...
Posted by: Dr. Emilio Lizardo aka Mortimer at March 21, 2016 09:40 AM (7wqb3)
Posted by: Feh at March 21, 2016 09:40 AM (gcoUL)
Which is a little surprising since both men are black.
But still, wasn't this man acting out on the hate coming from Donald Trump? I never heard of this happening before Donald Trump ran for president. If elected, gays will be boiled like lobsters as his supporters look on cheering. Is that the country we want to live in?
Posted by: Ripley at March 21, 2016 09:40 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Dr. Emilio Lizardo aka Mortimer at March 21, 2016 09:40 AM (7wqb3)
Posted by: @votermom at March 21, 2016 09:41 AM (cbfNE)
I think he was sussing out the new nic at the tail end of the ONT, when Vic's links rose from the grave.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 21, 2016 09:41 AM (9krrF)
The Cuban Five were spies who had conspired to murder Cuban Americans who were working to help Cubans escape to the US
Posted by: ThunderB at March 21, 2016 09:38 AM (zOTsN)
Once again, Comrade Barry shows which side he's on.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2016 09:41 AM (493sH)
I mean, what could go wrong?
Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2016 09:41 AM (O0lVq)
Considers doing a search on "Dr. Emilio Lizardo" just to see if anything exists and if so find out who and what he is.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at March 21, 2016 09:41 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at March 21, 2016 09:36 AM (XgfBI)
That is because anyone who could avoid jail and knew anything about tobacco cultivation fled to the Dominican Republic and Nicaragua, and took Cuban seed with them and they grow tobacco to send their kids to medical school.
Where in Cuba it is run as a state enterprise and they have all the success as the Soviet Union had in such endeavors.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 21, 2016 09:42 AM (XQHkt)
I'm not a high-ender, and truthfully prefer a Macanudo to just about anything.
Also, Connecticut wrapper FTW. Uncle used to grow it in the back yard.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 21, 2016 09:43 AM (xq1UY)
Link in nic
Posted by: @votermom at March 21, 2016 09:43 AM (cbfNE)
Dude please don't tell me you have not seen Buckaroo Banzai???
Actually please DO tell me because that would make you a BB virgin.
Posted by: Dr. Emilio Lizardo aka Mortimer at March 21, 2016 09:43 AM (7wqb3)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2016 09:43 AM (mw8Dm)
The beginning and end of your search should be to watch The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai: Across the Eighth Dimension.
Which honestly, ain't a bad way to blow a couple hours anyway.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 21, 2016 09:44 AM (9krrF)
20-somethings just don't take criticism well, especially from their
bosses. After a few weeks of unwelcome criticism, they become
depressed."
<<
I miss the days when a certain type of comment to your boss would get your ass kicked and thrown down the fire stairs.
Now we've got the PC police telling us we'll get fired for strong reprimands.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2016 09:44 AM (O0lVq)
Posted by: Phone of kari at March 21, 2016 09:45 AM (rHCvj)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 21, 2016 09:45 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Dr. Emilio Lizardo at March 21, 2016 09:45 AM (7wqb3)
Depression used to be for those in their 50's but now with "Modern Depression", those in their 20's can be depressed now too.
The symptoms of "modern Depression":
1) can't go to work
2) able to go drinking with your friends
Now, I know what you're thinking, but apparently "Modern Depression" isn't for the lazy. In an extensive clinical study out of Japan, it was determined that 20-somethings just don't take criticism well, especially from their bosses. After a few weeks of unwelcome criticism, they become depressed.
Posted by: Bureau of Land Management at March 21, 2016 09:32 AM (e8kgV)
This is why I hate the modern world. You take a perfectly respectable concept, like clinical depression, and you fancy it up with newfangled symptoms.
The way I figure it, any form of mental illness, the drive to get it out there in the public eye has one of two purposes: some new drug on the market (legal or otherwise) needs a client base. Or, some new employment benefit/disability needs to be defined/funded/supported by people who actually, you know, work.
Or both.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2016 09:46 AM (Dj0WE)
Dude please don't tell me you have not seen Buckaroo Banzai???
Actually please DO tell me because that would make you a BB virgin.
Posted by: Dr. Emilio Lizardo aka Mortimer at March 21, 2016 09:43 AM (7wqb3)
Nope never seen it. Appropriate for kids? If so maybe I'll get the DVD if available. We have no cable or any other tv show stuff in our house.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at March 21, 2016 09:47 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2016 09:43 AM (mw8Dm)
The lies are one thing. I would expect no less of her. It's the people that buy into it and blindly accept the lies. That's what's more troubling.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2016 09:47 AM (493sH)
Which on the right day is pretty dern strong indeed.
Especially (koff) if you (wheeze) inhale, like Grammaw did.
I really do miss those Celebrated Bengal Slices, though.
Russian sailors must be just rolling in Latakia Shag.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 21, 2016 09:47 AM (xq1UY)
concept, like clinical depression, and you fancy it up with newfangled
symptoms.
Starbucks was out of Splenda. Again.
My life is meaningless.
Posted by: a millenial at March 21, 2016 09:48 AM (7wqb3)
Cuban Dissidents Beaten, Arrested Before Obama Visit
Frances Martel, Breitbart
http://bit.ly/1T458zQ
Hours before President Barack Obama landed in Havana to meet with high-ranking members of the island's repressive communist regime, more than 50 pro-democracy dissidents were beaten and arrested, shoved into buses to be shipped into the nation's jails to prevent them from disturbing official activities.
At least 50 of those arrested are members of the Ladies in White, a mostly-Catholic dissident group comprised of the wives, daughters, mothers, and sisters of prisoners of conscience....
Business as usual in Coo-bah.
And reportedly, those " high-ranking members" don't include Castros. O just doesn't rate. They may pay him thirty pieces of silver...
Posted by: mindful webworker - 20 Years on the Web at March 21, 2016 09:48 AM (w46Mb)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2016 09:47 AM (493sH)
So true and sad. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2016 09:48 AM (mw8Dm)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 21, 2016 09:49 AM (OkKDg)
Posted by: Serenity Now! at March 21, 2016 09:49 AM (BDZWU)
If they are going to walk out on anybodys speech they should walk out on Hillary.
Iran
Deal
Posted by: ThunderB at March 21, 2016 09:50 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at March 21, 2016 09:47 AM (WVsWD)
No streaming shows either?
That's pretty much how we grew up I guess and now we're all bookworms.
Posted by: @votermom at March 21, 2016 09:50 AM (cbfNE)
Nope never seen it. Appropriate for kids? If so maybe I'll get the
DVD if available. We have no cable or any other tv show stuff in our
house.
Not only appropriate, but should be required viewing! The one liners in that movie should be etched in granite somewhere.
A bit dated if you didn't grow up in 80's . Damn near perfect if you did.
Posted by: a millenial at March 21, 2016 09:50 AM (7wqb3)
If they are going to walk out on anybodys speech they should walk out on Hillary.
Iran
Deal
Posted by: ThunderB at March 21, 2016 09:50 AM (zOTsN)
A) The Liberal Left wing Jews of which there are plenty
B) That stupid comment he made about being impartial, even thought I knew what he meant. it was not a well thought out comment.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2016 09:51 AM (mw8Dm)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 21, 2016 09:11 AM (ppaKI)
Correct. In fact, the US was the ONLY country to maintain a trade embargo on Cuba. Hence Cuba could trade with literally anyone else on Earth, but it made no difference. Without those subsidies from the now-defunct USSR, Cuba, being your typical Stalinist state was nothing to write home about at the best of times, rapidly devolved into your typical Third World shithole.
What they have been wanting all along, and will now get thanks to the Obambi, is that big influx of cash from us in the form of "foreign aid", so as to prop themselves (Raoul, Fidel, or whatever Commie douchebag is running things over there now) up for a little longer...
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at March 21, 2016 09:51 AM (2Bjv9)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 21, 2016 09:52 AM (zOTsN)
Sure a cigar is in theory just one rolled leaf, but, as noted above, short of virgins.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 21, 2016 09:52 AM (xq1UY)
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My theory is that she subconsciously copied Trump' s haircut.
Bunny boiler syndrome.
Posted by: @votermom at March 21, 2016 09:52 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 21, 2016 09:54 AM (FkBIv)
My theory is that she subconsciously copied Trump' s haircut.
Bunny boiler syndrome.
Posted by: @votermom at March 21, 2016 09:52 AM (cbfNE)
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OMG you're right!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 09:54 AM (iQIUe)
Also I propose replacing "Does a bear shit in the woods?" with
Does Google shit on conservative search results?
or
Does Twitter censor conservatives?
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 21, 2016 09:55 AM (gyKtp)
How hot can that YUUUUGGGEEE chin of hers be? Honestly, take a look at it. It's about twice the size of a normal chin.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at March 21, 2016 09:55 AM (WVsWD)
We get our ass beat by peaceful refugees in Sweden
http://tinyurl.com/z75zwwt
*5:00 mark
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 21, 2016 09:55 AM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 09:55 AM (iQIUe)
concept, like clinical depression, and you fancy it up with newfangled
symptoms.
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Starbucks was out of Splenda. Again.
My life is meaningless.
Posted by: a millenial at March 21, 2016 09:48 AM (7wqb3)
You laugh, but this is a legitimate reaction to having all responsibility removed from your life.
The antidote is to give individuals more responsibility, not less. The human spirit, and the American spirit, is resilient enough to handle it.
When you castigate millenials you are playing right into the left's hands by buying their argument that they're too weak to shoulder the load required to run a free and open society.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 09:56 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 21, 2016 09:56 AM (LXJ1e)
You take that back, Megyn Kelly is stunning and brave.
She is stunning. And brave.
Also she's flat out hawt even with the new doo
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 09:05 AM (xuouz)
__________________________
I'd hit it....
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 21, 2016 09:56 AM (HSmrB)
The figure marks a 49-percent increase compared to 2014, which witnessed a net migration of 577,000 people.
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I don't see anything that could go wrong.
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 21, 2016 09:57 AM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 21, 2016 09:57 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Dr. Emilio Lizardo aka Mortimer at March 21, 2016 09:58 AM (HA9zO)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2016 09:59 AM (mw8Dm)
Posted by: Feh at March 21, 2016 10:00 AM (gcoUL)
Posted by: Feh at March 21, 2016 10:00 AM (gcoUL)
Feh.
So self-involved.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 10:00 AM (xuouz)
Tho't I mated with a pureblood Amishwoman. Then came Ancestrydotcom. Woman I've Been Sleeping With (27 years+years of sin) turns out to be significantly also "Greek or Italian" (dafuq?!Sicily?), Irish, Scandi, teensybit Middle Eastern.
Why, it's a reggly United Nations in here anymore. Different, somehow...
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 21, 2016 10:00 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2016 10:00 AM (mw8Dm)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 09:56 AM (xuouz)
But they are....
This will fix it:
1. Voting age increased to 30.
2. Must own property to vote.
3. Must pay a certain minimum % of total income in taxes.
4. Cannot have ironic facial hair.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2016 10:00 AM (Zu3d9)
I have 3 of my own that I love dearly but I pick on regularly. It's a running gag with our family.
Thickens the hide I think.
Posted by: Dr. Emilio Lizardo aka Mortimer at March 21, 2016 10:00 AM (HA9zO)
Ted Cruz Can Stop Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton
Carly Fiorina - USA Today
Well, if there's one thing Carly knows, it's how to win elections....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 21, 2016 10:01 AM (kdS6q)
stringer, ever smoke Semois? I don't smoke often, so I might give it a try
Posted by: Feh at March 21, 2016 10:01 AM (gcoUL)
This Cuban soldier comes goosestepping up to Barry and Raoul. I was hoping the guy would kick Barry right in the nuts.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2016 10:01 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Feh at March 21, 2016 10:02 AM (gcoUL)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at March 21, 2016 09:55 AM (WVsWD)
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Are we talking Jay Leno size here?
Posted by: Serenity Now! at March 21, 2016 10:02 AM (BDZWU)
It was a rabid left link so take that with a grain of salt.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW PI at March 21, 2016 10:02 AM (m3iiU)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2016 09:59 AM (mw8Dm)
I accidentally turned on the tv as that was showing and ended up yelling f-ng f-er at the poor tv.
Posted by: @votermom at March 21, 2016 10:02 AM (cbfNE)
My life is meaningless.
Posted by: a millenial at March 21, 2016 09:48 AM (7wqb3)
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Just dont use the Stevia. It's got ricin in it.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 10:02 AM (iQIUe)
Ladies and gents of the Horde, the Most Self-Referential Comment of the Day.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 21, 2016 10:03 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Feh at March 21, 2016 10:03 AM (gcoUL)
Not if you continue to treat them as the children that they are. Keep them away from all dangerous items.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 10:03 AM (LtRrq)
Barry is grinning jug ear to jug ear. He hasn't been this happy since he was last at Man's Country
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2016 10:03 AM (493sH)
This will fix it:
1. Voting age increased to 30.
2. Must own property to vote.
3. Must pay a certain minimum % of total income in taxes.
4. Cannot have ironic facial hair.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2016 10:00 AM (Zu3d9)
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5) No body piercings for men and only ear lobes for women.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 21, 2016 10:04 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 21, 2016 10:05 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Feh at March 21, 2016 10:05 AM (gcoUL)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, half-Sicilian Cylon at March 21, 2016 10:05 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Feh at March 21, 2016 10:05 AM (gcoUL)
1. Voting age increased to 30.
2. Must own property to vote.
3. Must pay a certain minimum % of total income in taxes.
4. Cannot have ironic facial hair.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2016 10:00 AM (Zu3d9)
I'm go'in to stick with my proposal:
Only Land Owning Gentry and Military
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2016 10:05 AM (mw8Dm)
Posted by: Ripley at March 21, 2016 10:05 AM (1BQGO)
5) No body piercings for men and only ear lobes for women.
6) No man buns (which is an oxymoron anyway)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 21, 2016 10:06 AM (LUgeY)
Well, if there's one thing Carly knows, it's how to win elections....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
I read it thinking " hmm she's smart, what's up her sleeve?"
Then I realized that it was a wishful thinking campaign commercial and not a plan.
Posted by: Dr. Emilio Lizardo aka Mortimer at March 21, 2016 10:06 AM (HA9zO)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 21, 2016 10:06 AM (659DL)
Starbucks was out of Splenda. Again.
My life is meaningless.
Posted by: a millenial
My phone has hit it's date limit for the month!
Oh woe!
Posted by: A Nother Millennial
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 21, 2016 10:07 AM (kdS6q)
maybe because it risks prompting the question of whether he himself is a commie by training and temperament
that's about all that's risked there
small risk, given the MSM
Posted by: Feh at March 21, 2016 10:07 AM (gcoUL)
But they are....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2016 10:00 AM (Zu3d9)10:00 AM (Zu3d9)
Is that a fact? Because as far as I can make out we don't live in one. We have de facto 50% taxation, a shit job market, QE, a predatory education system, and have become a renter's society instead of an owner's society.
People in their late 20s and early 30s aren't having kids for financial reasons. The game has been rigged by the left.
A friend of mine is a service member and is going to grad school in DC starting next year. After some research they're looking to buy a small lot and build one of those prefab homes on it. It makes sense by the numbers, it's hundreds of thousands of dollars cheaper than buying a real house. But this is an intelligent, highly motivated soldier who's gonna be living in a fucking house made of shipping containers instead of a home. This generation has been priced out of the lifestyle they grew up with.
The American dream was killed right in front of you and you want to blame the people tasked with cutting up and hauling off the corpse.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 10:08 AM (xuouz)
The North Koreans.
Every other enemy of Freedom and the USA are getting in line for the US to surrender to them but these idiots.
LMAO
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2016 10:08 AM (mw8Dm)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 21, 2016 10:08 AM (zOTsN)
My life is meaningless.
Posted by: a millenial
*****
Like a knife to the heart.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 21, 2016 10:08 AM (NeFrd)
It's sickening.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 10:10 AM (xuouz)
Have not, and I spent some time right there where it's from. Suspect it may be heavy in the blend of those little cigars the Belgs and Dutch go for. Awful smelling (most good tobacco is), way too strong, "real tobacco taste." Those, I've tried, but would never make a regular thing of. "Like them" in the same way you say you "like" Laphroaig. I'd "like" two drops of it in a glass of a good blend...
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 21, 2016 10:10 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 21, 2016 10:10 AM (/D5Lf)
Gasoline was the second largest U.S. petroleum product export in 2015,
averaging 618,000 barrels a day to 102 different countries, which is up
68,000 barrel per day from 2014, according to the EIA.
Who is
the biggest importer of U.S.A gas? Mexico is the largest recipient of
U.S. gasoline exports, with one-half of the gas exported in 2015 headed
south of the border.
So we "flip" fuel?
Posted by: IP at March 21, 2016 10:11 AM (aQQbl)
Posted by: Feh at March 21, 2016 10:02 AM (gcoUL)
No! I can't hear the voices Feh! None of us can!
Get help!
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 10:12 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 21, 2016 10:13 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 21, 2016 10:08 AM (zOTsN)
We can only hope
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2016 10:13 AM (493sH)
CBD and crusty old others, if you don't trust the next generation of Americans to take care of America, if you believe that "they're not capable of personal responsibility," then you don't believe in representative government, you don't believe in conservatism, and you don't believe in your own children. It's sickening.
Posted by: Ghost of kari
- Sent on my iPhone
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 21, 2016 10:13 AM (kdS6q)
It's sickening.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 10:10 AM (xuouz)
You can't recognize sarcasm ?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2016 10:13 AM (mw8Dm)
It's a good life....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 21, 2016 10:14 AM (lutOX)
If Trump is getting smoked by Hillary, yet Cruz can't beat Trump, how does Cruz beat her? Go ahead, square that circle.
We'll wait.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 09:36 AM (LtRrq)
You won't wait long. At 40-45%, Trump supporters are a minority in the GOP, which makes them (you) a small but significantminority in the party as a whole. Cruz, on the other hand,consistently beats Hillary in head-to-head matchups. The reason why your guy does so well in the primaries is because his many competitors have been going after each other since they're seeking the same voter base, the not-Trump voters.
Right now, for example, Kasich is bleeding votes from Cruz, not Trump. You know this. Don't know why you're saying it's squaring the circle since the rationale is straightforward enough.
As an aside, I won't berubbing it in and saying 'I told you so' if your guy wins the nomination and then loses to Hillary in the general election. A Clinton presidency would be/will be a disaster for the country from which there's no going back. A Trump presidency, no matter how incompetent and ridiculous, would be endurable.
So tell me, Trump supporters, how's Beloved Dear Leader's take on Cuban reparations sitting with you? ThinkTrump can get a good deal with the Castro Brothers, maybe set us up with a payment plan?
Posted by: troyriser at March 21, 2016 10:14 AM (UWlp+)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 21, 2016 10:13 AM (kdS6q)
I have a droid.
You've probably never heard of it.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 10:14 AM (xuouz)
This is a telling response. It reveals how out of touch Cruz supporters are. Not just regarding Cruz or Trump, but the pulse of our highly diverse country and what the base looks like.
It's very simple, and there is no spin here, Cruz is not a conservative, he's a zealot. He is not someone most of the people around here would identify with at all. And as a Mormon, born and raised in the LDS church, served a mission, the whole 9 yards, I know a thing or two about Utah and mormon culture. Mormons ARE NOT conservatives as is conventionally thought. They are tribal voters that tend to go with whatever the church tells them to do. They are also emotional thinkers, voting with their hearts rather than their minds.
Who is the most prominent mormon in elected office? Harry Reid. Who was the first bonafide american socialist? Joseph Smith, the mormon prophet, founder of the mormon religion and church. He founded a no-joke socialist government in Nauvoo IL back in the early to mid 19th century. They even had their own militia which at the time was 1/3 the size of the US army. At the time of Joseph Smith's death he was actively running for POTUS. And why did Joseph Smith die? Because in a very authoritarian/theocratic kind of way he ordered that a local printing press be destroyed because he didn't like what it was saying about him.
Currently within the LDS church there is a strange dynamic. It's a mix of very right-wing and very left-wing people. BYU did a poll recently and Bernie won. The current mayor of Salt Lake City is a lesbian. There are huge feminist and liberal undercurrents within the church. A lot of issues with the gays. The right wingers like Cruz because he's openly pious and steadfastly homophobic. You've got Glenn Beck running around saying Cruz is the fulfillment of end times prophecies and talking about kids fasting for Cruz.
And they hate Trump for superficial reasons, like appearing on the cover of a playboy. Mormon culture is kind of a ninny culture. There is a phrase called "peter priesthood." Other phrases like "primary voice." Watch a LDS general conference, you've never seen so many crying men in your life. Modern LDS church produces a very femmy "soft" male culture. Go visit BYU, it's a campus of pussies. It ranks highly on lists of the gayest campuses.
Mitt Romney is a good caricature of a mormon man. Plastic. Self righteous. Soft. Who are other notable products of mormon culture in politics? You've got Reid, Hatch, Huntsman. Yes, and also some good ones like Lee, who's a real exception. Most of the LDS politicians are an embarrassment.
Go take a stroll through mormon blogs and see the sissy on full display. Here's a list of some of the most popular mormon blogs.
bycommonconsent.com
rationalfaiths.com
feministmormonhousewives.org
lds.net
mormonstories.org
oh, you want something that is more representative of the extreme right wingers? ok, take a stroll over to ldsfreedomforum.com, a hotbed of 911 truthers. Stephen Jones that BYU professor that supported 911 truth hangs out there. these people think the apocalypse is around the corner.
So, there is your answer, it's very simple, Utards are CRAZY!!!! There are some seriously crazy fucking people in UT. Thank UT for the recent supreme court decision imposing gay marriage on the nation. If those assholes hadn't stirred a hornets nest with prop8 and all the crazy anti-gay measures they were taking, none of it would have ever happened. Mormons truly couldn't leave the gays alone. They passed insane laws making it legal and encouraging open discrimination against them, kicking them out of housing, etc. Subjecting gay youth within the mormon community to electroshock therapy and the like. Nutty nutty nutty stuff that rightly enraged the gay community and turned it into a big fight. Gays didn't give a shit about marriage, it simply became a means to an end - getting crazy people like those in UT to just leave them the fuck alone for once. Mormons gave us this supreme court decision.
BTW, there are some sane mormons too. Like Robert C Oaks, retired USAF general, former general authority within the LDS church, who has endorsed Trump.
Posted by: Kenja Time at March 21, 2016 10:15 AM (1TjZq)
Two bars and low batt,
Student loans buy groceries,
Hipster glasses broke.
'Depression: a millennal haiku'
Posted by: Dr. Emilio Lizardo aka Mortimer at March 21, 2016 10:15 AM (HA9zO)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 21, 2016 09:04 AM (9krrF)
***
In San Diego, there are a couple of submarines - one Russian, one American - on static display. By the Russian submarine there's a hoop you have to be able to fit through before you can tour the submarine. I fit through it quite easily. I did chuckle at the notion of getting wedged in a submarine.
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 21, 2016 10:15 AM (bpn7O)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 21, 2016 10:15 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 10:16 AM (iLoHX)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 10:08 AM (xuouz)
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I'll give the millenials that, they inherited the mess. I don't trust them to fix anything. Doom awaits.
The problem has been one side has been completely ruthless in pursuing it's goals. The other side was happy to try to get along.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 21, 2016 10:16 AM (LXJ1e)
It's sickening.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 10:10 AM (xuouz)
*****
Careful, you might strain your hyperbolic cortex.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 21, 2016 10:16 AM (NeFrd)
You've probably never heard of it.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane
Nice shot, kid.
*evil old man grin*
Posted by: Dr. Emilio Lizardo aka Mortimer at March 21, 2016 10:17 AM (HA9zO)
----
We're fucked
-Cuban commoner on the street
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 21, 2016 10:18 AM (/D5Lf)
Posted by: troyriser
Executive Summary: Cruz may be faltering among Republican voters, but just wait until Democrats and Independents have a chance to vote for him.
Rocket to the Moon!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 21, 2016 10:18 AM (kdS6q)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jf5tr2c
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2016 10:19 AM (CPlLp)
Fran Lebowitz said it's because they don't smoke enough.
Seriously GoK, can't agree with you more. First, I have a canned rant about Generationalism being a tool of the Wedge-Drivers. Second, we are all old so judge the young by those who bag our groceries so to speak. Most of my young friends are Eagle Scouts and their consorts, or officers (often both). I know, only 2% of the population. They bestride the earth like a motherfuckin Colossus. Should that ever get to 2 and a half per cent, Julius F. Caesar would piss his tunic.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 21, 2016 10:19 AM (xq1UY)
I see the elections are still going along swimmingly. Only the stupid party could lose an election to career criminal corrupt clinton.
Anywho, there is a valid point in saying young people may not be able to continue to "take care of America" as they have been indoctrinated in schools and media their whole lives. Most think of socialism as a big warm govt hug, instead of the mass starvation, political imprisonment and firing squads that it usually becomes.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 21, 2016 10:19 AM (ODxAs)
You've probably never heard of it.
*****
Aren't those the goofballs who camp out at Stonehenge during the summer solstice?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 21, 2016 10:20 AM (NeFrd)
The dude they were *just* interviewing who was saying how happy and appreciative he was to have moved to Sweden.
Could not have a better spontaneous demonstration of taquiyya than that!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2016 10:20 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 21, 2016 10:16 AM (LXJ1e)
Having "millenials" fix things is the only way out. Deregulate, lower taxes, slash spending, and let people start their own businesses without permits, licenses, training, healthcare costs etc etc.
"Millenials" is a pejorative for "everybody born after 1985."
If you believe in capitalism and limited government, you want the state out of the way so people can live their lives. Well those are the people who will be doing the living (and the building, inventing, selling, buying).
It's not hyperbole, Seamus. The only way to get the milquetoast mamas boy to stop being a milquetoast mamas boy is to stop treating him that way.
The whiplash might kill some of them. I'll leave some flowers on Melissa Click's grave. But the silent majority effect holds true for my generation as well as yours.
So fuck you guys.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 10:21 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 10:22 AM (LtRrq)
You've probably never heard of it.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane
QUERY: Should I have?
ASIDE: I admit I don't always travel in the nicest of circles, of course.
SNARKY COMMENT: Not that it would have any impact on my relations with fellow droids, mind you.
Posted by: HK-47 at March 21, 2016 10:22 AM (9krrF)
Liberals are assholes!
'I have received more hostility for voting for a qualified female candidate than I have ever received anywhere from the American right-wing,' Dunham said to a crowd of about 200 at NeueHouse.
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 21, 2016 10:22 AM (/D5Lf)
They embrace the 'gig' economy and the self-direction of entrepreneurship. i despise a lot about their culture, but a lot of that is just an old onion-belter telling them to get off his lawn.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 21, 2016 10:23 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2016 10:24 AM (CPlLp)
I have a droid.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane
"Droid is good as iPhone. Has iPhone guts!"
https://vimeo.com/80872534
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 21, 2016 10:24 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 21, 2016 10:22 AM (/D5Lf)
We'll try harder then, Lena!
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 10:24 AM (xuouz)
Fran Lebowitz said it's because they don't smoke enough.
Seriously GoK, can't agree with you more. First, I have a canned rant about Generationalism being a tool of the Wedge-Drivers. Second, we are all old so judge the young by those who bag our groceries so to speak.
They think life has fucked them? They aren't old enough to have been fucked by life. They only gotten just the tip.
Just the tip, man.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 10:25 AM (LtRrq)
I love the goofy little bastards!
Posted by: Pat Healy at March 21, 2016 10:25 AM (HA9zO)
V.I.N.C.E.N.T. or B.O.B.
????
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2016 10:24 AM (CPlLp)
Maximillian!
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 21, 2016 10:25 AM (/D5Lf)
So it turns out that all the "violence" at the Trump rally was a white "protestor" screaming in the face of a Black Trump supporter and that Trump supporter smacking the piss outta the white "protestor."
Posted by: cucumbah at March 21, 2016 10:25 AM (o2321)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2016 10:26 AM (CPlLp)
(nodding) understood
Laphroiag tastes like iodine to me, too. Meh.
Speaking of Semois, my grampa fought for the USA in the Ardennes. Beautiful country. I'd like to go there. Were you there for work?
Posted by: Feh at March 21, 2016 10:26 AM (gcoUL)
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 21, 2016 10:26 AM (bpn7O)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2016 10:26 AM (mw8Dm)
Posted by: cucumbah at March 21, 2016 10:25 AM (o2321)
The guy that got punched had a sign with a confederate flag over Trump's face. His female sidekick had on a white bag meant to symbolize a KKK hood. She was giving a nazi salute when he got jumped.
She took the hood off before the beating was over.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 10:27 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 21, 2016 10:27 AM (bVtGN)
Owen a docent approached us and started telling us the story of the
silver service on display in the common room. He went on to recommend a
place to eat nearby.
My wife: "Are we dressed ok?"
Owen: "Lady, this is lower Alabama, you can eat there in flip-flops and a T-shirt."
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 21, 2016 09:06 AM (SeD0w)
Ah, yes. The little known, but highly rated "no pants, we service" restaurant. Great place. A little hard to get a seat. Vinyl booths do stick some in the summer. lolAll kidding aside, Owen is right. You have look far and wide to find anyplace that thinks a jacket is required for dinner.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2016 10:27 AM (2PHKP)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2016 10:27 AM (CPlLp)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2016 10:26 AM (mw8Dm)
Point them out to me, I'll beat some sense into them.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 10:28 AM (xuouz)
****
Not my job. Reality will take care of that aspect of it.
Not speaking for others, but for myself I have never equated all millennials with Pajama Boys. I am an equal opportunity mocker.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 21, 2016 10:28 AM (NeFrd)
But there's going to be a lot of them that will be a loss. An entire generation betrayed.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 21, 2016 10:28 AM (9krrF)
Droid?
V.I.N.C.E.N.T. or B.O.B.
????
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2016 10:24 AM (CPlLp)
Great movie.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2016 10:28 AM (2PHKP)
Posted by: cucumbah at March 21, 2016 10:29 AM (o2321)
Rocket to the Moon!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 21, 2016 10:18 AM (kdS6q)
Trump will probablytake the GOP nomination, whining all the way, so we probably won't know how well Cruz would do against Hillary in real-life. So I have to ask:if Trump does win the nomination and he does lose in Reagan/Mondale-like proportions in the general election, would all of you charming people who latched onto this screwed-up personality cult own the loss? No?
That's what I thought. You'll point fingers in every direction and never admit falling for a dime-store demagogue was a dumb idea.
Posted by: troyriser at March 21, 2016 10:29 AM (UWlp+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2016 10:29 AM (mw8Dm)
Posted by: Pat Healy at March 21, 2016 10:29 AM (HA9zO)
It's always a fight, always was, always will be.
Posted by: Feh at March 21, 2016 10:29 AM (gcoUL)
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 10:29 AM (iLoHX)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2016 10:26 AM (mw8Dm)
Point them out to me, I'll beat some sense into them.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 10:28 AM (xuouz)
cough cough
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2016 10:29 AM (mw8Dm)
Posted by: Pat Healy at March 21, 2016 10:30 AM (HA9zO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2016 10:31 AM (CPlLp)
It's a considered use of the French, by the way.
Posted by: Feh at March 21, 2016 10:31 AM (gcoUL)
"Millenials" is a pejorative for "everybody born after 1985."
If you believe in capitalism and limited government, you want the state out of the way so people can live their lives. Well those are the people who will be doing the living (and the building, inventing, selling, buying).
It's not hyperbole, Seamus. The only way to get the milquetoast mamas boy to stop being a milquetoast mamas boy is to stop treating him that way.
The whiplash might kill some of them. I'll leave some flowers on Melissa Click's grave. But the silent majority effect holds true for my generation as well as yours.
So fuck you guys.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 10:21 AM (xuouz)
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Hey, I hope I'm wrong, I've got four kids.
But the societal indoctrination is near total and complete on one side (i.e. liberal progressive).
Look what happen on that highway in Arizona. Thousands of people being held up by a handful.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 21, 2016 10:31 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 21, 2016 10:27 AM (bVtGN)
Or in hiding from the shame. (But they probably just started work on Windows 10.)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at March 21, 2016 10:33 AM (iynDC)
Impound the cars. Arrest the perps. Fine them until it hurts them badly. Expose them to public ridicule.
Posted by: Feh at March 21, 2016 10:33 AM (gcoUL)
Posted by: troyriser at March 21, 2016 10:29 AM (UWlp+)
OK so we've established that the general election is real life and current poll standings are not.
We can build on this.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 10:33 AM (xuouz)
Or is he bringing her back for a Rose Garden photo-op?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2016 10:33 AM (eD3tF)
Posted by: Pat Healy at March 21, 2016 10:33 AM (HA9zO)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 21, 2016 10:34 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 21, 2016 10:27 AM (bVtGN)
Or in hiding from the shame. (But they probably just started work on Windows 10.)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at March 21, 2016 10:33 AM (iynDC)
Yup. Windows 10 is "Better" but that Edge thing is for the birds and still pretty buggy.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2016 10:34 AM (mw8Dm)
But there are other possibilities...
Center for Disease Control
http://1.usa.gov/1o1Nv6Q
CDC is working with other public health officials to monitor for ongoing Zika virus transmission. Today, CDC posted a Zika virus travel notice for Cuba....
h/t: Bill, Weasel Zippers
http://bit.ly/1Mxm0bt
Posted by: mindful webworker - 20 Years on the Web at March 21, 2016 10:35 AM (w46Mb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2016 10:35 AM (CPlLp)
Posted by: IP at March 21, 2016 10:35 AM (aQQbl)
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 10:35 AM (iLoHX)
I send my oldest a news story, or fact, or commentary once a week and talk in the car with him about basic economics and politics. "Ok, from your chore paycheck I'm deducting 40% for overhead. You don't like that? You disagree with the figure? Well, I'll use it to promote the general welfare. And I'll redistribute a portion to your siblings, who did nothing."
Posted by: Feh at March 21, 2016 10:35 AM (gcoUL)
Posted by: Malia at March 21, 2016 10:36 AM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: Feh at March 21, 2016 10:33 AM (gcoUL)
This is happening, it's just taking place on parts of the internet that don't fall into the venn diagram of the horde's browsing.
There is a major base of pop-underculture support for Trump and those protesters unfortunate enough to get their 15 seconds of twitter fame are meme-ified post-haste. That girl that bike locked herself to the car door? "Choke-ahontas."
And guess what? The hordes of pro-Trump internet kids lining the battlements also did the leg work to piece together that she's a board member of a Soros funded social justice organization.
The revolution will not be televised.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 10:37 AM (xuouz)
Or is he bringing her back for a Rose Garden photo-op?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2016 10:33 AM (eD3tF)
I'll give you one guess
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2016 10:37 AM (493sH)
about Millennials. Now I wasn't actually, the biggest pain in my ass
is older Medical Officers.
My friend was recently at a management conference and there was a speaker who was reviewing the needs of each generation to better understand them as employees. First, he shows a list of what boomers want (paraphrasing here): stability, like a home, can support a family, a loyal company that they can grow with. Next, he shows what gen x'ers want: the want more money (for luxuries that signal wealth), status, rapid promotion. Last, he puts up the slide for millennials with the needs not listed and asks attendees what they think. Answer? Everything boomers AND gen x'ers want.
I guess this is what 'everyone gets a trophy' trains them to think: they can have it all.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2016 10:37 AM (NOIQH)
Tell me about it. I came pretty close to being chained to the daughter of a widow who owned a failing seaside resort on the Mediterranean.
Posted by: Feh at March 21, 2016 10:37 AM (gcoUL)
Ah, yes. The little known, but highly rated "no pants, we service" restaurant. Great place. A little hard to get a seat. Vinyl booths do stick some in the summer. lolAll kidding aside, Owen is right. You have look far and wide to find anyplace that thinks a jacket is required for dinner.
I moved down here from Huntsville. The informality was somewhat of a shock. Nobody, and I mean nobody, ever gets dressed up to go out down here. I suspect the hot weather has a lot to do with that.
Huntsville also had many NASA engineers, which also contributed to the overall formality.
Give me palm trees and flip-flops any day.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 21, 2016 10:38 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Pat Healy at March 21, 2016 10:38 AM (HA9zO)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 21, 2016 10:27 AM (bVtGN)
Or in hiding from the shame. (But they probably just started work on Windows 10.)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at March 21, 2016 10:33 AM (iynDC)
----------------------------
I heard that Microsoft completely broke up the Windows 8 group and spread them to the four corners of the Microsoft world. Don't know if that is good or bad. One the one hand, they can't do anything as a group, on the other hand the contagion is spread throughout the organization.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 21, 2016 10:38 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 21, 2016 10:38 AM (2d71x)
Cruz (or Kasich) will CERTAINLY lose to Hillary in the general.
The reasons for this are that the media will do what they normally do to the GOP candidate--demonize and mock them--if it's Cruz or Kasich.
But this might not work with Trump, and that's the only reason...
Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2016 10:38 AM (eD3tF)
Posted by: Province of Ontario after 13 years of Liberal mismanagement at March 21, 2016 10:38 AM (2WoCi)
They make a pill to dissolve your tonsils, today, right? No more surgery, no more ice cream, etc.?
We need a pill to dissolve our sciatic nerve.
Posted by: cucumbah at March 21, 2016 10:38 AM (o2321)
Or is he bringing her back for a Rose Garden photo-op?
Supreme Court nominee.
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 10:38 AM (iLoHX)
Posted by: Feh at March 21, 2016 10:38 AM (gcoUL)
--
We are talking about the same kids who are too lazy to wash out their cereal bowls, right?
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 21, 2016 10:39 AM (pVkEV)
I really have no idea what they do with tonsils today. I am not a doctor.
Posted by: cucumbah at March 21, 2016 10:39 AM (o2321)
I don't recall Cruz saying he'd date his own daughters or having his name show up in a convicted pedophile's little black book alongside that of Bill Clinton. Should also be noted that Trump once publicly (and approvingly) remarked on Epstein's penchant for young 'women'. Do you suppose Trump suspected how young they really were? Do you suppose he'd care if he did? More importantly, would you Trump supporters care if Trump knew Epstein pimped children and did nothing?
Posted by: troyriser at March 21, 2016 10:39 AM (UWlp+)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 21, 2016 10:40 AM (reRSn)
Heh Anna. Me, I'm staying with Win8 though Microsuck just upped their offer on Win10; not only free but now with a personal assistant.
If she does anal I'm probably going to install 10.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 21, 2016 10:40 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Pat Healy at March 21, 2016 10:40 AM (HA9zO)
I guess this is what 'everyone gets a trophy' trains them to think: they can have it all.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2016 10:37 AM (NOIQH)
Yup and they all using that exact language: Boomers,Gen X, Millennials.....I hate labels
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2016 10:40 AM (mw8Dm)
We had to (barely) survive Carter to get Reagan. Carter was the price we had to pay to get Reagan.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2016 10:40 AM (eD3tF)
Man, 27, who was arrested for having sex with a stranger on a Las Vegas Ferris wheel is murdered in a carjacking while driving his stripper fiancée home from work
http://goo.gl/KbgBkF
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 10:41 AM (iQIUe)
Who thought it would be a good idea to create a nerve that's only seeming function is to send shooting pain down one's leg and cause misery?
Posted by: cucumbah at March 21, 2016 10:41 AM (o2321)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 21, 2016 10:41 AM (xq1UY)
You're debating MUMR.
Nobody would have seen that comment again if you didn't cut-and-paste it.
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 10:41 AM (iLoHX)
Impound the cars. Arrest the perps. Fine them until it hurts them badly. Expose them to public ridicule.
Posted by: Feh at March 21, 2016 10:33 AM (gcoUL)
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Even Sheriff Arapo's men only arrested THREE of them after taking an hour to respond.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 21, 2016 10:41 AM (LXJ1e)
Me, too. Especially when it applies to a 20 year age range.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2016 10:42 AM (NOIQH)
Impound the cars. Arrest the perps. Fine them until it hurts them badly. Expose them to public ridicule.
Then go after their enablers such as MoveOn.org.
I'm so old I can remember when it was illegal to start a riot. *sigh* I miss the old days...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 21, 2016 10:42 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 21, 2016 10:39 AM (pVkEV)
Don't be oppressing me with your oat bran, maaaan. Those cows aren't free range. Tony the Tiger shouldn't be forced to live in a cage.
I am so triggered right now.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 10:43 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: cucumbah
*****
We're still lopping 'em. Doesn't pay as well as it used to, but still puts bread on the table.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 21, 2016 10:43 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Pat Healy at March 21, 2016 10:43 AM (HA9zO)
I haven't seen the "I'd date my daughters" remark. sounds like you took him seriously.
Posted by: Feh at March 21, 2016 10:43 AM (gcoUL)
That was a rhetorical question by the way because you can't know. Of course though you have to say no because that would contradict the illogical if A can't beat B then A can't beat C.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 21, 2016 10:44 AM (2d71x)
If she does anal I'm probably going to install 10.
That Edge thingy is proof that the anal won't go the way you think.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 21, 2016 10:44 AM (LUgeY)
Breathe deeply, and call 911. They can Lifeflight you to a level 3 safe-space.
Posted by: Dr. Emilio Lizardo aka Mortimer at March 21, 2016 10:45 AM (HA9zO)
Posted by: Feh at March 21, 2016 10:43 AM (gcoUL)
That crap again.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2016 10:45 AM (mw8Dm)
I haven't seen the "I'd date my daughters" remark. sounds like you took him seriously.
Posted by: Feh at March 21, 2016 10:43 AM (gcoUL)
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The desperate keep bringing it up.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 21, 2016 10:45 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Dr. Emilio Lizardo at March 21, 2016 09:45 AM (7wqb3)
***
Back in the day, when I was writing parsers for TL/1 - a sort of telecom DML - I added a small Easter Egg to a particular parser. It would respond to "rtrv-monkey-boy". It was innocuous, but I got a kick out of slipping that by QA, etc.
I'm sure that code is still in production, somewhere.
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 21, 2016 10:45 AM (bpn7O)
Odds he referred to everyone else as 'bro': 97.9%
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 10:45 AM (iLoHX)
At $25k per tonsil, I can't blame you (much) for rustling them.
Posted by: TFG at March 21, 2016 10:45 AM (gyKtp)
OK so we've established that the general election is real life and current poll standings are not.
We can build on this.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 10:33 AM (xuouz)
When conducted by reputable firms, pollstend grow more accurate as candidates drop out and the race tightens. Fewer undecideds, fewer variables.
Insofar as the GOP nomination goes, if both Trump and Cruz come to the convention with less than the requisite number of committed delegates (1237), all bets are off. I don't think there's a poll in the world which can accurately predict which way suddenly uncommitted delegates are going to go on a second or a third ballot.
Posted by: troyriser at March 21, 2016 10:46 AM (UWlp+)
We need a pill to dissolve our sciatic nerve.
Posted by: cucumbah at March 21, 2016 10:38 AM (o2321)
Heh.
My pain doc has offered to burn my nerves- thermoablation I think it's called. I had that procedure for something else, and, dayum. Talk about pain. I don't want to think about that kind of pain on a significant nerve. Until, of course, I try to get up from a chair.
Posted by: Moki at March 21, 2016 10:46 AM (7q2ch)
Ace is going to start the We're Going To Lose The Senate! panic this week I predict.
Posted by: cucumbah at March 21, 2016 10:47 AM (o2321)
If I didn't think the MFM are mostly stupid I'd suspect they are trying to drive primary votes to Trump, certainly they do a partial blackout of everything Cruz says (and they were quite effective at blacking out Jindal ) --and they might be stupid but also able to be cunning in this one aspect.
Posted by: PaleRider at March 21, 2016 10:47 AM (9s/uQ)
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I hate when that happens.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 21, 2016 10:47 AM (Nwg0u)
You say that about the dozens of negative items on Trump. History starts today for Trump supporters.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 21, 2016 10:47 AM (2d71x)
Finally I can get fries with my tentacle porn.
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 10:29 AM
Yeah, I don't know how quick I'd be to order the McCalamari. That might not be dipping sauce...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2016 10:48 AM (bzd8I)
Better to focus attention on those even younger to try and make sure they do not replicate such mistakes.
Posted by: Foul Harold at March 21, 2016 10:48 AM (FGvan)
In the fullness of time, anal always goes the way you think.
Speaking as a retired anal-yst, here.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 21, 2016 10:48 AM (xq1UY)
If I didn't think the MFM are mostly stupid I'd suspect they are trying to drive primary votes to Trump, certainly they do a partial blackout of everything Cruz says (and they were quite effective at blacking out Jindal ) --and they might be stupid but also able to be cunning in this one aspect.
Posted by: PaleRider at March 21, 2016 10:47 AM (9s/uQ)
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It's an honest freakout over Trump.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 21, 2016 10:48 AM (LXJ1e)
http://fxn.ws/1UfAMft
Valedictorians, committing acts of love, and all that.
Spit.
Posted by: DocJ at March 21, 2016 10:49 AM (zrsn3)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 21, 2016 10:49 AM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Feh at March 21, 2016 10:38 AM (gcoUL)
Don't get too excited, the pro-Trump culture is highly venomous and basically addicted to the word "cuck" which I don't consider a good look.
But they take great joy in popping liberal bubbles. Which is basically what this election has devolved into.
Traditional Republicans (of the last 20 years) have a 60-70% convincing policy message and a 10-15% effective messaging strategy.
Trump the reverse.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 10:49 AM (xuouz)
TMI, darlin, TMI.
Posted by: Moki at March 21, 2016 10:50 AM (7q2ch)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 21, 2016 10:50 AM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Me pointing out the irony of this is a triple backflip.
Posted by: I had this beard while the hipsters had training wheels. at March 21, 2016 10:50 AM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 21, 2016 10:51 AM (LXJ1e)
Ace is going to start the We're Going To Lose The Senate! panic this week I predict.
Posted by: cucumbah
And since Sharron Angle thru her hat in the ring again, there's his hook.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 21, 2016 10:52 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 21, 2016 10:45 AM (LXJ1e)
Yeah, by all means defend Trump's association with Epstein. That said, at least there's no evidence Trump was a passenger on the 'Lolita Express' private plane which Epstein used to transport special friends (like Bill Clinton) and underaged girls.
Posted by: troyriser at March 21, 2016 10:52 AM (UWlp+)
Posted by: cucumbah at March 21, 2016 10:38 AM (o2321)
Heh.
My pain doc has offered to burn my nerves- thermoablation I think it's called. I had that procedure for something else, and, dayum. Talk about pain. I don't want to think about that kind of pain on a significant nerve. Until, of course, I try to get up from a chair.
Posted by: Moki at March 21, 2016 10:46 AM (7q2ch)
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Epidural where they inject an anti inflammatory.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 10:52 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at March 21, 2016 10:53 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile
*female computer voice*
"There are monkey-boys in the compiler".
Posted by: Dr. Emilio Lizardo aka Mortimer at March 21, 2016 10:53 AM (HA9zO)
What, the GOP are in trouble with such stalwart champions of conservatism as Mark Kirk and Kelly Ayotte standing for re-election?
Posted by: torquewrench at March 21, 2016 10:53 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Me pointing out the irony of this is a triple backflip.
Posted by: I had this beard while the hipsters had training wheels. at March 21, 2016 10:50 AM (DL2i+)
We have to go deeper.
Ironically.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 10:53 AM (xuouz)
Ace is going to start the We're Going To Lose The Senate! panic this week I predict.
I'd like to see some evidence we've ever had it.
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 10:54 AM (iLoHX)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 21, 2016 10:54 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: troyriser at March 21, 2016 10:52 AM (UWlp+)
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Wow, a super powerful rich man knows another super power rich man.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 21, 2016 10:54 AM (LXJ1e)
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Wait. We have the senate now?
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Depends entirely on the definition of the word "we", unfortunately.
Posted by: DocJ at March 21, 2016 10:55 AM (zrsn3)
Posted by: torquewrench at March 21, 2016 10:53 AM (noWW6)
If Kirk wins again, It will be a big surprise.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at March 21, 2016 10:55 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: troyriser at March 21, 2016 10:52 AM (UWlp+)
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Wow, a super powerful rich man knows another super powerful rich man.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 21, 2016 10:56 AM (LXJ1e)
Wow, a super powerful rich man knows another super power rich man.
RUMSFELD WUZ BESTEST FRIENZ WITH SADDAM !!1!!!111
Posted by: Dr. Emilio Lizardo aka Mortimer at March 21, 2016 10:56 AM (HA9zO)
It's an honest freakout over Trump.
The Prog/Com leftards hate him.
The International NWOistas hate him.
The Repumpkin RINOs hate him.
MoveOn hates him.
Fox News hates him.
Little Billy Ayers hates him.
The easily brainwashed hate him.
All of them are running around like their hair is on fire claiming that each and every syllable he utters is proof that he's Hitler incarnate while ignoring the real enemies in DC.
That is enough to make me want to vote for him. I'm all out of schitz and fux to give and am ready to vote for President Camacho. We've been well into our Idiocracy since '08.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 21, 2016 10:56 AM (LUgeY)
Speaking of Millennials, today a new iPhone is unveiled, so they may convulsed in ecstasy and unavailable to comment.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 21, 2016 10:56 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks, proudly wearing the 'Andrew Branca Called You An Asshat' label at March 21, 2016 08:00 AM (eytER)
More like a huge expense, and major PITA to those locals who aren't huge football fans.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2016 10:56 AM (/i7Ua)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 10:57 AM (xuouz)
Can we get Sue Lowden back too? The "chickens for checkups" lady?
Oh, and maybe Christine (Not A Witch) O'Donnell.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 21, 2016 10:57 AM (noWW6)
From memory, that's referred to in the Ardennes campaign histories as Rocherath-Krinkelt, isn't it (I'm not certain of the first town's name). Intense close-quarters action with Germans kicking down the front doors while US troops entered/bolted through the back. US TDs fighting a desperate rear-guard action in the streets muzzle-to-muzzle with German armor. Every American there was a hero!
Posted by: mrp at March 21, 2016 10:57 AM (JBggj)
The Republicans have refused to embrace the borders/citizen debate, because they stupidly think they can convince these people that working is better than free shit. And in the case of Kasich and Rubio, they have stated that these people are welcome, and can have free shit on my dime. That's what makes me frustrated with the establishment of both parties. Especially knowing how long it takes people to come here legally. They should get the priority, for doing it the right way. Yet they are punished.
My two cents. And it's probably worth less, but there you go.
Posted by: Moki at March 21, 2016 10:57 AM (7q2ch)
I'd like to see some evidence we've ever had it.
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 10:54 AM (iLoHX)
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I think the GOP is going to lose the Senate and it is all their own fault.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 21, 2016 10:57 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 10:57 AM (xuouz)
seeming function is to send shooting pain down one's leg and cause
misery?
If it hurts you can still walk.
Posted by: DaveA at March 21, 2016 10:58 AM (DL2i+)
The Prog/Com leftards hate
The International NWOistas hate
The Repumpkin RINOs hate
MoveOn hates
Fox News hates
Little Billy Ayers hates
The easily brainwashed hate
Posted by: cucumbah at March 21, 2016 10:58 AM (o2321)
Understand the concern that Rs are defending 24 seats vs. only 10 for Dems. But this is because of the Tea Party effect in 2010, and because Obama wasn't on the ticket. Why should it be so different in 2016 if Hillary's on the ticket? Who in particular is vulnerable and why?
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 21, 2016 10:58 AM (r1fLd)
Newcomers blame the crusty old guard, the regulars blame these damn Trumpstroturfers.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 10:59 AM (xuouz)
Anyone else as President will be viewed as a failure.
Six months in they will be begging Trump to be their new tzar.
People would be accusing Trump of going Galt if he didn't sign on to the new administration as an advisor.
Posted by: scorecard at March 21, 2016 10:59 AM (HSAmh)
And if Trump weren't there, they'd be doing it to Cruz.
The same things they were saying about moderate milktoast Mitt.
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 10:59 AM (iLoHX)
Supreme Court Gives Boost to Stun Gun Owners
The U.S Supreme Court Monday wiped out a Massachusetts court ruling that had upheld the conviction of a Massachusetts woman who carried a stun gun for protection from an abusive former boyfriend.
BRB - Tazer.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 21, 2016 11:00 AM (kdS6q)
>>Trump the reverse.
I think you are far overestimating Trump's appeal. He happens to be the right vessel at the right time, a time of inarticulate rage at the status quo.
4 years ago this site was all about conservative purity. Hardly anyone gives a crap about that now. Now it's all about settling scores. That's what Trump is good for.
How that plays in the general is anyone's guess. There has never been a policy free candidate in my lifetime so trying to make a prediction between someone with no core and an unindicted felon is a roll of the dice.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2016 11:00 AM (TSY1D)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 10:57 AM (xuouz)
Don't get cocky. I could stroke out at any minute and where would that leave you?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at March 21, 2016 11:00 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 21, 2016 10:56 AM (kdS6q)
Amazing post from over the weekend:
Come to me, I will give you iRest.
Posted by: iCultist
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 11:00 AM (xuouz)
because they stupidly think they can convince these people that working
is better than free shit."
Natural conservatives. Strong family values.
Posted by: The GOP Brain Trust at March 21, 2016 11:00 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: cucumbah at March 21, 2016 11:00 AM (o2321)
I'd like to see some evidence we've ever had it.
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 10:54 AM (iLoHX)
what is thy bidding, master?
Posted by: Dr. Emilio Lizardo aka Mortimer at March 21, 2016 11:01 AM (HA9zO)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 21, 2016 10:58 AM (r1fLd)
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The Repubs would be in a much better position if they hadn't worked the past four years to destroy the Tea Party.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 21, 2016 11:01 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: scorecard at March 21, 2016 10:59 AM (HSAmh)
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Only a delusional fringe element would consider using the term "going Galt".
Posted by: RioBravo at March 21, 2016 11:01 AM (NUqwG)
Yep. I'm out for revenge.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 11:02 AM (LtRrq)
Good if it is interesting or mock-able in an interesting way. Otherwise it's venting. Best ignore venting.
Posted by: scorecard at March 21, 2016 11:02 AM (HSAmh)
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 11:02 AM (iLoHX)
Loss of the Senate became nearly inevitable about a week after Election Day 2014.
They'll try to blame Trump & Co. but any idiot can see it's their own damn fault.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 21, 2016 11:03 AM (9krrF)
Heh - yeah, the GOP "Brain Trust" has obviously not read the story I linked in 499, above. Or any other story that hurts their delicate sensitivities about these fine upstanding global citizens.
Why, it's almost as if they can't reconcile how someone willing to commit a felony to get here is also willing to commit further felonies once they're here.
Posted by: DocJ at March 21, 2016 11:04 AM (zrsn3)
Posted by: Sphynx at March 21, 2016 11:04 AM (OZmbA)
Loss of the Senate became nearly inevitable about a week after Election Day 2014.
They'll try to blame Trump & Co. but any idiot can see it's their own damn fault.
When impeachment was off the table before the new senate was seated, I'm out for revenge.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 11:04 AM (LtRrq)
I still believe in my country--as it is YET under the layer of filth deposited on it by the left.
Our families hold to and are raised in accord with all the values currently derided by that left.
Our bedrock is intact, those 3 precepts that allowed us to flourish and become the most exceptional country and people on the planet remain intact.
They need to become paramount once more.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 21, 2016 11:05 AM (P/8aq)
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Quite true.
natural conservatives: won't Americanize
family values: low-trust culture
Posted by: RioBravo at March 21, 2016 11:05 AM (NUqwG)
Kirk and Ayotte, as previously mentioned. Portman. Toomey. Ron Johnson.
Because they're all ridiculous squishes who offer no motivation to the conservative base to come out and vote for them, other than bleating "we have to keep the Senate majority," an argument which has been utterly dismantled by the last two years of the collaborationist "Senate majority" under Mitch McCornhole.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 21, 2016 11:06 AM (noWW6)
"If you see a bully stand up to him..." (cough, cough......)
What happened to using "she" or "her" when referring to a general unidentified person? You know, for example "When a student enters medical scroll, she should be prepared to work hard". It is almost a hate crime to use "he" in that sentence. I suppose the new grammatical rule is if use the feminine pronoun if there is a positive or neutral idea expressed the sentence. Use the masculine if there is a negative one.
Posted by: Ripley at March 21, 2016 11:06 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 11:07 AM (LtRrq)
Or someone who has read Atlas Shrugged. :-)
I could have said, "For the greater good we are asking Mr. Trump to join our team. If he does not then we take that as a showing that his make-America-great was just a slogan."
Going Galt implies more but you have to read the book to get the implications.
Posted by: scorecard at March 21, 2016 11:07 AM (j2xmV)
Posted by: Rogland Brostle at March 21, 2016 11:08 AM (ZllM+)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 21, 2016 11:08 AM (VdICR)
The Repubs would be in a much better position if they hadn't worked the past four years to destroy the Tea Party.
That was a surprise to me.
That's when I realized that they were no better than the Prog/Coms on the left and were only in DC for the power and the perks. Common sense, simple math, and reality had no place in our political system any more.
The GOPe has no one to blame for the rise of Trump but themselves and their refusal to represent us. They violated their oath of office and have treated us like children.
They deserve Trump, good and hard.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 21, 2016 11:09 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2016 11:00 AM (TSY1D)
I happen to think that viewing "act in your own self-interest by making good deals" as a lack of ideals, or a lack of policy, because it doesn't fall on the left-right spectrum is closer to having "no core" than being a prole on partisan issues. Thinking "I just want to get stuff done that's good" regardless of political ideology IS a political ideology.
Trump will go in trying to "make a good deal" and give us a 50-50 or 60-40 split on conservative issues simply by showing up and asking for something.
And that's better than what our "pure" conservatives have done for us.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 11:09 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: Barry at March 21, 2016 11:09 AM (c7vUv)
Who thought it would be a good idea to create a nerve that's only
seeming function is to send shooting pain down one's leg and cause
misery?
If it hurts you can still walk.
Posted by: DaveA at March 21, 2016 10:58 AM (DL2i+)
Not the only mistake I made. Look at the avocado, made the pit too big.
Posted by: Zombie George Burns at March 21, 2016 11:09 AM (/wVDI)
They also happen to all come from purple states at best. Put Ted Cruz in NH and he wouldn't be vulnerable because he never would have gotten elected in the first place because the conservative base is about 5 people deep.
Conservatism is real popular in pockets around the country. It is not real popular everywhere despite what Rush says.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2016 11:10 AM (TSY1D)
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Or someone who has read Atlas Shrugged. :-)
Posted by: scorecard at March 21, 2016 11:07 AM (j2xmV)
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I was joking but there is considerable overlap between the two groups.
Posted by: RioBravo at March 21, 2016 11:11 AM (NUqwG)
HotAir: Tom Coburn tells allies he's open to leading a conservative third-party challenge to Trump
Tom Coburn. Looks like the love child of Hugh Hewitt and Barney Frank.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 21, 2016 11:11 AM (kdS6q)
http://tinyurl.com/ztqdsrx
Watch the police officer and savor the tears.
Posted by: WOPR at March 21, 2016 11:11 AM (LTDSy)
Just thought I'd share.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 21, 2016 11:11 AM (NPV+7)
The three bedrock precepts of 21st century America:
(a) Moar free shit!
(b) Gaia uber alles!
(c) Whatever, man, it's all relative.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 21, 2016 11:12 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 21, 2016 11:12 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Reckoning is coming at March 21, 2016 11:12 AM (PmYxm)
One of the interesting things coming out of this Political storm... is the fact that the 'old' bipolar labels of 'conservative' vs 'Liberal', which were ALWAYS an oversimplification, are being destroyed.
One of the more interesting new labels to come out is Cosmopolitan. Its defined as those who don't really believe in borders... the one worlders... the World Citizens...
Its those who have diluted the meaning of what a citizen is...
But its also those on the Right, who are for allowing Industries and companies to migrate, and total Free Trade... (the type of thing that results in the Saudi National Oil Company now owning the largest oil refinery in the US).
I'm anti Cosmo.... so of course I'm called a nationalist... which the media uses as a curse word...
Posted by: Don Quixote at March 21, 2016 11:12 AM (RK8AH)
Prayers that all goes well and gratz in advance!
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 21, 2016 11:13 AM (9krrF)
And this is where we differ because I think past is prelude and you seem to think that Trump has become somebody completely new in the last year.
Trump has been a liberal Democrat for the first 68 years of his life. What evidence do you have other than a few speeches over the last year that he has become anything like a conservative?
PS, he really isn't that great a deal maker. He just plays one on TV.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2016 11:13 AM (TSY1D)
Trump is appealing to whites who want free stuff. Why is that OK?
Posted by: Reckoning is coming at March 21, 2016 11:14 AM (PmYxm)
Posted by: Soona at March 21, 2016 11:14 AM (Fmupd)
Want to repeal the social security tax and medicaid tax? How about the SS payments. Can keep them (with no tax) just run a bigger deficit or print money instead of borrowing it from the Fed. Some say JFK was assassinated because he was going to advocate issuing silver backed currency.
My point is that conservatism falls apart as soon as you pick some subsidy or tariff to repeal. Remember Gingrich? He was neutralized and removed.
Posted by: scorecard at March 21, 2016 11:14 AM (j2xmV)
Guy in a Jeep decides to just drive through anti-Trump protesters blocking road in AZ.
http://tinyurl.com/ztqdsrx
Watch the police officer and savor the tears.
Posted by: WOPR at March 21, 2016 11:11 AM (LTDSy)
Heh.
The only way it could have been better is if the driver had leaned out of his window, waved hello and flashed a big smile as he drove away.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 21, 2016 11:14 AM (/wVDI)
Dropping in to say hello from the hospital. They induced my very pregnant wife at about 8am EST, so we'll have a new little family member entering our lives sometime soon!
Aww, a new baby Hordeling. Congrats, BtW.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 21, 2016 11:15 AM (LUgeY)
Arguably Coburn's also an inferior choice to Rick Perry, who enjoys a bit more name recognition thanks to two failed presidential runs.
- Allahpundit
Yeah, nothing attracts voters quite like repeated comically inept failure.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 21, 2016 11:15 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 11:16 AM (iLoHX)
Trump proves conservatism is dead. Both Republicans are Democrats are pro Big government/free stuff. They are just arguing who will benefit.
Posted by: Reckoning is coming at March 21, 2016 11:16 AM (PmYxm)
Trump will go in trying to "make a good deal" and give us a 50-50 or
60-40 split on conservative issues simply by showing up and asking for
something.
And that's better than what our "pure" conservatives have done for us.
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And I believe that with a Trump presidency, the political action will quickly return to Congress, both House and Senate, where it rightfully belongs. That's where Ted Cruz could be truly effective for conservatives.
Posted by: mrp at March 21, 2016 11:16 AM (JBggj)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2016 11:10 AM (TSY1D)
I disagree, I think that it has to do with relentless leftist messaging vs passive conservative messaging. NH is very, very conservative, for the northeast. It's been diluted by massachusetts residents moving there (TO ESCAPE MA TAXES) but it's still conservative.
Conservatism absolutely is popular but it needs to be given a facelift, it's tied to the Koch brothers, Todd Akin, and Kim Davis.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 11:16 AM (xuouz)
Just thought I'd share.
Posted by: Burn the Witch
Duuuuude! Get back to your wife! Post up in a day or two. Take care of her and the baby. We'll be here. Congratulations!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 11:16 AM (LtRrq)
Posted by: Reckoning is coming at March 21, 2016 11:16 AM (PmYxm)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 21, 2016 10:27 AM (bVtGN)
***
I vaguely remember reading a post by (I want to say) Joel Spolsky (Joel on Software) talking about the number of people involved in designing and testing just the shutdown options in Windows. His educated guess was on the order of 250 people. His observation was you're unlikely to get decent software out of a committee that size.
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 21, 2016 11:17 AM (bpn7O)
Posted by: Reckoning is coming at March 21, 2016 11:17 AM (PmYxm)
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 11:17 AM (iLoHX)
My point is that conservatism falls apart as soon as you pick some subsidy or tariff to repeal. Remember Gingrich? He was neutralized and removed.
You know less than nothing about conservatism. It's easy to see that you're content to let others tell you what to think and say.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 21, 2016 11:18 AM (LUgeY)
Where I'm at they would have heavy coats and gloves on.
Posted by: scorecard at March 21, 2016 11:18 AM (HSAmh)
Of the many Obama-era scandals, what the IRS did to the Tea Party is the worst because it was such an affront to bedrock principles. Recall that Rep Cummings was caught conspiring to bring criminal charges over Tea Party 501(c) applications.
And the Congressional Rs did nothing.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 21, 2016 11:18 AM (r1fLd)
Those 3 precepts I mentioned are these--
The Declaration of Independence--the WHY.
The Bill of Rights--that which is INALIENABLE.
The Constitution--the BLUEPRINT.
Adherence to this has made, as noted,that most exceptional people and country.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 21, 2016 11:18 AM (P/8aq)
I thought that was in May?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 11:18 AM (LtRrq)
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I only hit you because Iove you and it will never happen again. Never never never. It's just Hillary and this damn campaign.
- GOPe
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 21, 2016 11:18 AM (Nwg0u)
Conservatism absolutely is popular but it needs to be given a facelift, it's tied to the Koch brothers, Todd Akin, and Kim Davis.
And Mitch McConnell, John Boner, and a lot of other people who haven't been conservative.
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 11:19 AM (iLoHX)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2016 11:19 AM (mw8Dm)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 11:19 AM (iQIUe)
Really? NH has a Democrat governor and a Democrat Senator, neither of which is in any danger. The Republican Senator is, and this is after 8 years of the Obama train wreck.
Being conservative for the Northeast is like saying you don't sweat much for a fat girl, very low bar.
NH was conservative when I lived their 30 years ago. Now not so much.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2016 11:20 AM (TSY1D)
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 11:20 AM (iLoHX)
It's ordinarily on the 22 of Mar, but because of leap year it was the 20th.... I mean technically between 20/21st....
Posted by: donna at March 21, 2016 11:20 AM (/dSsq)
What is conservatism?
Or is it one of those things that you know when you see it?
Posted by: scorecard at March 21, 2016 11:20 AM (HSAmh)
Dropping in to say hello from the hospital. They induced my very pregnant wife at about 8am EST, so we'll have a new little family member entering our lives sometime soon!
Posted by: Burn the Witch
2nd best "posting from the hospital" post.
1st, of course, being when -- Sven(?) -- was texting from atop the gurney as he was being rolled into emergency surgery, because they thought his guts had exploded and he was about to die.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 21, 2016 11:20 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 21, 2016 11:20 AM (Qvgg/)
Vs. here's you're electable useless shit sandwich it looks like an improvement.
Posted by: DaveA at March 21, 2016 11:20 AM (DL2i+)
Try going to any celebrity-frequented night club and getting out-of-line and compare. Or wearing Giants gear at an Eagles home game.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 21, 2016 11:20 AM (r1fLd)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 21, 2016 11:09 AM (LUgeY)
Trump may offend GOP Establishment sensibilities because he's so boorish and crass, but--should Trump somehow win the presidency--I think Establishment types will get along with him just fine.During the later debates, just prior to Rubio dropping out, Trumpeven agreed that Rubio's incremental amnesty position on immigration was a good starting point, a statement which puts him in exactalignment with the GOPe on the issue of most concern to them.
And why would Trump say such a thing, which is seemingly a repudiation of his whole, supposedly strong anti-illegal immigration position?Because you Trump supporters don't care about issues or policies or principles; otherwise, you'd find a demagogue--one with hair--who at least pretended to believe in conservative ideals..
Posted by: troyriser at March 21, 2016 11:20 AM (UWlp+)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 21, 2016 11:20 AM (LUgeY)
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"Conservatism" is going to need new media for messaging. What once existed has Trumped itself to death.
Posted by: RioBravo at March 21, 2016 11:21 AM (NUqwG)
Posted by: scorecard at March 21, 2016 11:21 AM (HSAmh)
Shouldn't that be 'outduced'?
Then again, I often wonder why we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.
Congrats! in advance.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 21, 2016 11:21 AM (gyKtp)
Except that poor police horse...
Posted by: donna at March 21, 2016 11:22 AM (/dSsq)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 21, 2016 11:22 AM (r1fLd)
Hillary is crushing Trump and 1/3 of GOP will not support him. Can anyone here explain how Trump will win?
Posted by: Reckoning is coming at March 21, 2016 11:12 AM (PmYxm)
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He'll have to twist a few arms and he certainly can do that...
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 21, 2016 11:22 AM (HSmrB)
PS, he really isn't that great a deal maker. He just plays one on TV.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2016 11:13 AM (TSY1D)
He's been a businessman. You don't like that he's a reality TV star as well, you might not get the state of our society and economy. He's running as a pragmatic businessman and reaching out to the right.
The important thing isn't him or his candidacy, it's the public's reaction to an unapologetically conservative candidate. It's positive. It is just as important for the electorate to realize it wants and is allowed to want borders and prosperity as it is for the candidate to be Mr Perfect.
For the hundred billionth time: you don't believe he's a conservative. But that's how he's running. And he has pushed the entire republican party to the right on immigration and trade and cornered the nomination.
I really don't feel like I'm on the weak side of the argument here when I'm citing this year's results and you're citing a tabloid interview from 1989.
PS ad hominem, sour grapes.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 11:23 AM (xuouz)
If faced with a similar event, I will only stip if instructed to do so by a LEO.
Otherwise, I see a mob.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 21, 2016 11:23 AM (zfvHs)
On a scale between 1 Ewok and 10 Ewoks, how disgusted is Ace gonna be with Trump this week?
Posted by: cucumbah at March 21, 2016 11:23 AM (o2321)
Posted by: Soona at March 21, 2016 11:23 AM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Tim in GA at March 21, 2016 11:24 AM (XciPW)
You will have a white racist on the GOP ballot in the form of Trump. You best bet minorities will be out in droves to vote against the American Fuhrer.
Posted by: Reckoning is coming at March 21, 2016 11:24 AM (PmYxm)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 09:22 AM (LtRrq)
Many good Cuban tobacco growers bailed for Nicaragua, bringing seed with them. You can get some fine cigars in Nica.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2016 11:24 AM (/i7Ua)
Dropping in to say hello from the hospital. They induced my very
pregnant wife at about 8am EST, so we'll have a new little family member
entering our lives sometime soon!
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 21, 2016 11:11 AM (NPV+7)
Congrats!!! So exciting..hope you wife has a quick delivery and a very healthy baby.
Posted by: IC at March 21, 2016 11:24 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Reckoning is coming at March 21, 2016 11:17 AM (PmYxm)
At least he's trying.
>>592 = +1
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 11:25 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: torquewrench at March 21, 2016 11:25 AM (noWW6)
Trump has pushed the GOP to the Left, not Right.
Posted by: Reckoning is coming at March 21, 2016 11:25 AM (PmYxm)
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 11:25 AM (iLoHX)
Posted by: mrp at March 21, 2016 11:25 AM (JBggj)
Posted by: Reckoning is coming at March 21, 2016 11:12 AM (PmYxm)
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If Trump can't beat Hillary, and Cruz can't beat Trump, how does Cruz beat Hillary?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 11:25 AM (LtRrq)
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Yet it's #BLM riots that are mostly peaceful.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 21, 2016 11:26 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Reckoning is coming
Sup Hector.
You and your new Syrian Step-Father coloring Easter Eggs this week?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 21, 2016 11:26 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: junior at March 21, 2016 11:27 AM (mUM5y)
Leftists are not misguided well intentioned people.
Know your enemy.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster browsing Bravely at March 21, 2016 11:27 AM (1D4Ef)
Posted by: cucumbah at March 21, 2016 11:27 AM (o2321)
best bet minorities will be out in droves to vote against the American
Fuhrer.
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You don't understand. Minorities don't turn out to vote against ideas in large numbers. They vote for people.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 21, 2016 11:27 AM (Qvgg/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2016 11:24 AM (/i7Ua)
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This is true. The same could be said about many Dominican cigars too. Cuba no longer has the corner on cigars.
Posted by: Soona at March 21, 2016 11:28 AM (Fmupd)
Leftists are not misguided well intentioned people.
Know your enemy.
Dan should have kicked the twat.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 11:28 AM (LtRrq)
Posted by: Reckoning is coming at March 21, 2016 11:25 AM (PmYxm)
Explain.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 11:29 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: Dan at March 21, 2016 11:29 AM (zfvHs)
You aren't citing results of anything other than elections. And for the 20th billionth time, your observations over the last year don't trump (no Seamus intended) what many of us have seen from Trump over a lifetime. Just because you are a youngster doesn't mean the rest of us only became politically aware in the last couple years.
So what he's a businessman? So am I. So are lots of people. That doesn't mean we have to espouse liberal ideas. Being a businessman is not an excuse for spending your entire life on one side of the political aisle only to flip to the other when it is politically convenient.
You want to believe Trump is what he says he is now. Good for you. I prefer to judge him over his lifetime.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2016 11:29 AM (TSY1D)
You are not going to convince them otherwise. In fact, your efforts will just cause them to further entrench.
My advice is stock up on emergency supplies, firearms and ammo, and get ready for President Hillary.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW PI at March 21, 2016 11:29 AM (+aCe4)
Run along now, you don't want to be late to your job mopping up at the adult theater.
Posted by: Aviator at March 21, 2016 11:29 AM (c7vUv)
Don Quixote-thanks for eloquently summing up what I think. I hadn't heard the term cosmo as applied to political worldview, but I find that very interesting.
Especially since we have lived overseas so much-no way do I want the US to remotely resemble any of those places. We live in the best place in the world, and far too many take it for granted or have no clue how great it really is.
Posted by: Moki at March 21, 2016 11:29 AM (7q2ch)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 11:29 AM (xuouz)
****
Troll. Please do not quote.
Posted by: Tim in GA at March 21, 2016 11:30 AM (XciPW)
Posted by: Dan at March 21, 2016 11:30 AM (JBggj)
You're not?
Posted by: Dr. Emilio Lizardo aka Mortimer at March 21, 2016 11:30 AM (HA9zO)
Because all the people who are in the tank for Hillary are telling you this. :-)
Does anyone believe Trump is a conservative?
Does anyone know exactly what Trump will do?
Who thought Trump could be in the position he is now seven months ago? (Scott Adams?)
Why does anyone think he can't be kicking Hillary seven months from now?
Posted by: scorecard at March 21, 2016 11:31 AM (HSAmh)
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 11:31 AM (iLoHX)
No go let your wife squeeze the crap out of your hand as is your duty as a husband.
Posted by: Lauren at March 21, 2016 11:31 AM (swH31)
How much is the cover charge?
Posted by: Aviator at March 21, 2016 11:32 AM (c7vUv)
I like how they think they can start shit, and we can't respond in kind. I would pay good money to see the looks on their faces when we finally do. As the old saying goes:
"When the left riots, cites burn. When the right riots, countries burn".
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 11:32 AM (LtRrq)
You're not?
Spearmint Rhino.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 11:33 AM (LtRrq)
Posted by: Ripley at March 21, 2016 11:33 AM (1BQGO)
Isn't today the first day of spring? Shouldn't all of us be watching beautiful maidens dance around a pole?
_________________________
I'll do a pole dance for ya'...
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 21, 2016 11:33 AM (HSmrB)
And we'll get Mexico to pay for it.
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 11:34 AM (iLoHX)
What is conservatism?
Or is it one of those things that you know when you see it?
I thought you'd never ax.
Conservatism is the adherence to certain principles of governance unique to America. Primary among them is the idea that there should be a limit to governmental involvement in everyday life and that everyone is equal before the law and that laws make sense. (In the case of "global climate change," many of the laws and regulations today have no basis in reality. At. All.)
No group should be elevated above others and government should not favor one group over another through laws or regulations.
Finally, government should uphold the morals of the people. We are a Christian nation and our laws were once based upon the Ten Commandments.
What it boils down to is freedom: you either have it or you don't. The socialist nation we've been fundamentally transformed into radically over these past seven years is so far removed from what the Founders established as to be unrecognizable to many of us.
Conservatives believe in individual freedom and want merely to be left alone in a free society to build the best life possible for themselves and their family in peace. Many powerful forces are aligned to make that an impossibility. These anti-people want us all to have less while they have more.
This only scratches the surface of conservatism.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 21, 2016 11:35 AM (LUgeY)
A vote for any of the three is a vote for continuing the same old politics and insider practices -- maybe with a gloss of reality-show voyeurism.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 21, 2016 11:35 AM (MIKMs)
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Next up: the incredible "Kelly Green".
Posted by: Dr. Emilio Lizardo aka Mortimer at March 21, 2016 11:35 AM (HA9zO)
... All these protesters are doing, at least where I live, is getting people that normally argue amonst themselves on the same page.
That page being "Screw those people in particular".
Keep it up. Please.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 21, 2016 11:35 AM (zfvHs)
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 11:36 AM (iLoHX)
Cruz can not win either. But he will not be a down ticket disaster.
Posted by: Reckoning is coming at March 21, 2016 11:37 AM (PmYxm)
I saw her open for, well for everybody really, in Rochester around 1991
Posted by: IP at March 21, 2016 11:37 AM (aQQbl)
Isn't today the first day of spring? Shouldn't all of us be watching beautiful maidens dance around a pole?
Spearmint Rhino.
Posted by: rickb223
Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 21, 2016 11:37 AM (kdS6q)
In retrospect, it looks like a beautiful piece of strategy. On the ground, all improvised, scared shitless, every tank (looked like) a Tiger, and a god damned miracle anybody survived. Like most war. Spoiler: good guys won.
Biggest survivors' impression: surprise attack my ass. German center was preceded by largest artillery barrage of WWII, you could probably hear it from England, and although we did not know how short of fuel they were, it was obvious the Germans were out of grease. You could hear their armor moving from 10 miles away. One of those sounds, like hobnails on cobblestones, buzz bombs, and screamin meemies, not likely to ever be heard again, but if you heard it once, you never forget.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 21, 2016 11:38 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: mrp at March 21, 2016 11:38 AM (JBggj)
Is if you are based in New York or New Jersey. Maryland and the DC parts of Virginia.
It is ironic that these areas were the birthplace of "for liberty and justice for all" ideas. Think those ideas have migrated to Christian churches in Africa.
Posted by: scorecard at March 21, 2016 11:38 AM (j2xmV)
You are underestimating the hatred of Trump.
Posted by: Reckoning is coming at March 21, 2016 11:38 AM (PmYxm)
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 11:39 AM (iLoHX)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 21, 2016 11:39 AM (jsWA8)
You have Trump and Clinton switched. Clinton hasn't run shit. Ever. Experience? None.
Trump? Multiple businesses. Made many payrolls. Started numerous businesses. Knows what is required to start a business.
Sanders? Didn't make a private sector paycheck until he was 40.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 11:40 AM (LtRrq)
Posted by: scorecard at March 21, 2016 11:40 AM (j2xmV)
Posted by: Dr. Emilio Lizardo aka Mortimer at March 21, 2016 11:40 AM (HA9zO)
Posted by: Reckoning is coming at March 21, 2016 11:38 AM (PmYxm)
I'd love to see you try to back up that assertion.
Trump is drawing far more black/hispanic votes than the rest of the GOP field because he's not a pansy, and tribal voting goes for the Strong Man.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster browsing Bravely at March 21, 2016 11:41 AM (1D4Ef)
Have you seen the polling data? Not enough racists for Trump to won. Obama's approval is over 50% and the economy is good. 2016 is a wrap.
Posted by: Reckoning is coming at March 21, 2016 11:41 AM (PmYxm)
*hic*------------Hillary Clinton
Whomever is doing this sock, I am going to find you...
Posted by: Tilikum KAW PI at March 21, 2016 11:41 AM (+aCe4)
Posted by: Soona at March 21, 2016 11:41 AM (Fmupd)
Posted by: A Troglodyte at March 21, 2016 11:41 AM (1W4SR)
You're committing the fallacy of false comparison. I spelled it out for you before but you still keep doing it. You're implicitly stating that since Trump is beating Cruz in delegate count right now then both should lose to Hillary--not just Trump--because Trump beats Cruz and Hillary beats Trump.Trump vs Hillary and Cruz vs Hillary are two distinct hypotheticalevents. Claiming these two events should have identical results is invalid because these two events are not identical.
While I haven't done a deep dive in polling results, I can guess Trump does worse than Cruzin a hypotheticalHillary matchup because Trump does worse than Cruz with women voters, which is THE most crucial demographic for any candidate anywhere.
Posted by: troyriser at March 21, 2016 11:42 AM (UWlp+)
Posted by: Rain Man at March 21, 2016 11:42 AM (iLoHX)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 11:40 AM (LtRrq)
In My neck of the woods He's the odds on favorite..... I really don't believe He is actually"running" against Hillary! Never says critical things about Her and concedes in States He "won." or at least was close enough before the last minute "ballots" were found....
Posted by: donna at March 21, 2016 11:42 AM (/dSsq)
Do you know what hector really fears?
Hector fears the end of the Republican party establishment because it will usher a new party with a renewed ideology and political resolve.
Hector likes the status quo: a weak and feckless and deceitful GOP.
Posted by: cucumbah at March 21, 2016 11:42 AM (o2321)
That is an absolute lie. Trump is despised by Blacks and Latinos. You want some polling data?
Posted by: Reckoning is coming at March 21, 2016 11:43 AM (PmYxm)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 21, 2016 11:43 AM (2d71x)
Then get the people out to vote for Cruz.
Where are these magical voters coming from? Mexico? Honduras? They're not here yet, correct?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 11:43 AM (LtRrq)
I see the two of them as a distinction without a difference. Both have experience in where the bodies are buried to press levers of power. Both have easily left others holding the bag for their own mismanagement or misjudgments.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 21, 2016 11:43 AM (MIKMs)
Where are these magical voters coming from? Mexico? Honduras? They're not here yet, correct?
Funny You should mention "votes" from mexico....
Posted by: donna at March 21, 2016 11:44 AM (/dSsq)
Posted by: Hector's Inflatable WIfe at March 21, 2016 11:44 AM (iLoHX)
Posted by: Dr. Emilio Lizardo aka Mortimer at March 21, 2016 11:44 AM (HA9zO)
troyiser fears change.
Bedfellow, strange.
troyriser and hector both agree, vehemently, on something: the survival of the GOP
Posted by: cucumbah at March 21, 2016 11:45 AM (o2321)
Let's see if Trump can lambaste her at AIPAC tonight by tying her to the Obama's Middle East record. Good test for how Trump can handle policy debates with Hillary.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 21, 2016 11:45 AM (r1fLd)
That's my money. I paid it, both parts (employer and employee). Almost 15%.
I want it back.
Posted by: navybrat at March 21, 2016 11:46 AM (8QGte)
Finally, government should uphold the morals of the people. We are a Christian nation and our laws were once based upon the Ten Commandments.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 21, 2016 11:35 AM (LUgeY)
Please read those two statements again.... and you start to see why 'Conservative' is much too broad a term.
There are Religious Conservatives, who are Statists... ie want to use the power of the State to enforce their own agenda.
There are Economic Conservatives who are anti Religion.
There are Social Conservatives who are pro Amnesty...
We have been led to the idea that it is only a Bipolar philosophical discussion... when that is far from the truth.
Posted by: Don Quixote at March 21, 2016 11:46 AM (RK8AH)
Posted by: Dr. Emilio Lizardo aka Mortimer at March 21, 2016 11:47 AM (HA9zO)
Posted by: donna at March 21, 2016 11:47 AM (/dSsq)
Serbian Murder Commando hasn't been worth a damn since Hector left the band after that gerbil incident.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 21, 2016 11:47 AM (ppaKI)
That's my money. I paid it, both parts (employer and employee). Almost 15%.
I want it back.
Amen. And no, I never agreed to it. Coercion is not agreement.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 11:47 AM (LtRrq)
Posted by: OregonMuse at March 21, 2016 11:47 AM (xmqya)
says critical things about Her and concedes in States He "won." or at
least was close enough before the last minute "ballots" were found....
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Of course. The deep-pocket Dem donors don't want Bernie anywhere near a presidential pen. He's there as a walk-on character for Hillary's "Road To The White House" myth in the making.
And I know you know that, too
Posted by: mrp at March 21, 2016 11:48 AM (JBggj)
Posted by: Reckoning is coming at March 21, 2016 11:48 AM (PmYxm)
Posted by: donna at March 21, 2016 11:48 AM (/dSsq)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks, proudly wearing the 'Andrew Branca Called You An Asshat' label at March 21, 2016 11:48 AM (eytER)
Posted by: cucumbah at March 21, 2016 11:48 AM (o2321)
Problem is Cruz is a relative unknown to the general electorate.
The media will helpfully fill in the blanks--just like they did for Sarah Palin.
The potential downside for Cruz is an unknown quantity.
Posted by: Dick Nixon at March 21, 2016 11:49 AM (mcm0N)
696 Rush is in fine form today.
Posted by: OregonMuse at March 21, 2016 11:47 AM (xmqya)
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Good. I'll stream his show tonight at work.
Posted by: Soona at March 21, 2016 11:49 AM (Fmupd)
Don't visiting dignitaries have some input into the locations that they visit? Why allow a photo -op in front of Che?
Of course, look how rigid and respectfully upright Obama is standing. Like he was a Marine or something...
Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2016 11:50 AM (117cv)
Posted by: donna at March 21, 2016 11:48 AM (/dSsq)
Don't know. Sometimes he sounds like it, sometimes he doesn't.
He spent 45 minutes tearing the GOPe a new one, based on his question "If you hate Trump so bad, why aren't you rallying around Cruz?"
And his answer is, the GOPe hates Cruz, too, just like they hate the Tea Party. They're spitting on people who want to support them and then they wonder why Trump is getting support.
Posted by: OregonMuse at March 21, 2016 11:51 AM (xmqya)
Posted by: Born Free at March 21, 2016 11:51 AM (h+7di)
Haven't listened to Him in years. Is He on the Trump band wagon?
Posted by: donna at March 21, 2016 11:48 AM (/dSsq)
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Why don't you start listening to him again and form your own conclusion.
Posted by: Soona at March 21, 2016 11:52 AM (Fmupd)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 21, 2016 11:52 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: torquewrench at March 21, 2016 11:52 AM (noWW6)
Stringer, I've read one or two first-person accounts of that fight. I was riveted. If you are writing a book on it, please count me in for a copy!
Posted by: mrp at March 21, 2016 11:52 AM (JBggj)
Heh, it's not like I'm delivering the baby or that this posting thing is hard these days (even on Pixyware). We're still waiting on regular contractions.
Not sure I could beat Sven's hospital posting though. Unless I could set up a livestream.
Hmmm.....
Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 21, 2016 11:52 AM (NPV+7)
Where are these magical voters coming from? Mexico? Honduras? They're not here yet, correct? Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 11:43 AM (LtRrq)
The primaries aren't over yet, Rick. RealClearPolitics has Trump is at 678 and Cruz 423. Rubio had 164. Kasich has 123. If Rubio voters move to Cruz in the remaining primaries, then Cruz has a slight but real chance to win, and has a very good chance at denying Trump the requisite 1237 it takes to win the nomination outright, possibly forcing a contested convention.
It isn't that your Beloved Dear Leader is so incredibly popular. It's that--until recently--his opposition has been so fragmented. Things are different now that not-Trump voters are coalescing around Cruz.
Posted by: troyriser at March 21, 2016 11:52 AM (UWlp+)
What it is ain't exactly clear.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2016 11:53 AM (117cv)
They WILL keep the gravy train running. On time, and in luxury.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 21, 2016 11:53 AM (4ng05)
Please read those two statements again.... and you start to see why 'Conservative' is much too broad a term.
I probably should've been a bit more specific. It's difficult to describe conservative beliefs these days what with the MFM's inescapable, twisted distortion of it.
I was thinking more of laws against rape, murder, theft and rape.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 21, 2016 11:53 AM (LUgeY)
Out of here to enjoy an early Spring day.
Stay safe, good people. The trolls can kindly go DIAF.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 21, 2016 11:53 AM (P/8aq)
Rush never picks candidates in primaries.
He will assess the game-in-play and criticize things, but he doesn't select candidates.
Frankly, what I've heard from him has been more criticism of the establishment than anything else.
Posted by: Hector's Inflatable WIfe at March 21, 2016 11:54 AM (iLoHX)
What it is ain't exactly clear.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2016 11:53 AM (117cv)
I see what your doing
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2016 11:54 AM (mw8Dm)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 21, 2016 11:54 AM (Qvgg/)
Bebe Rebozo is having a conniption.
Obama looks happy compared to rest of the miserable bastards in that photo.
Posted by: Dick Nixon at March 21, 2016 11:54 AM (mcm0N)
I was induced and it was horrible for ten hours before they had to do a c-section. I was pissed - should have just had the c-section right from the start. Hope it goes better for your wife..
Posted by: IC at March 21, 2016 11:55 AM (a0IVu)
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Are you kidding? He's not even bringing back our Hellfire Missile that somehow ended up in that country.
Posted by: junior at March 21, 2016 11:55 AM (mUM5y)
He does now but were Cruz to get the nomination that would change, especially because of abortion.
"Women voters" is too big a demographic to be meaningful. e.g. look at College Single No Kids; No-college Single with Kids; Blue Collar married with Kids
And you need to look state-by-state. The women who hate Trump are disproportionately in states that are already Deep Blue. So Trump will lose MA by 5% more than Romney did -- who cares.
Question is whether or not Trump can shift the demographics enough to win states like FL and OH.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 21, 2016 11:55 AM (r1fLd)
Compare and contrast to Obama standing before the American flag as the National Anthem plays. Slouching, with his hands cupped in front of his crotch, rather than hand over heart.
http://tinyurl.com/gw6zbrv
Posted by: torquewrench at March 21, 2016 11:56 AM (noWW6)
Why don't you start listening to him again and form your own conclusion.
Posted by: Soona at March 21, 2016 11:52 AM (Fmupd)
Touchy are We?
Posted by: donna at March 21, 2016 11:56 AM (/dSsq)
Out of here to enjoy an early Spring day.
Stay safe, good people. The trolls can kindly go DIAF.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 21, 2016 11:53 AM (P/8aq)
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We had a very hard freeze here over the weekend. No peaches this year.
Posted by: Soona at March 21, 2016 11:57 AM (Fmupd)
It was getting monotonous so I haven't listened in a while. And back then I had a generally positive view of Trump.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 21, 2016 11:57 AM (OkKDg)
Posted by: DaveA at March 21, 2016 11:57 AM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Jen Psocki at March 21, 2016 11:58 AM (vtcmf)
Protest or assault.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/3kslbl
At Common Law, an intentional act by one person that creates an apprehension in another of an imminent harmful or offensive contact.
So the President of the United States told his people to commit a crime when he said 'get in their face'.
Those protests at Ferguson, and Baltimore, and blocking the road in Arizona were crimes by a mob of thugs, not a protest.
Posted by: Rogland Brostle at March 21, 2016 11:58 AM (ZllM+)
Bedfellow, strange.
troyriser and hector both agree, vehemently, on something: the survival of the GOP
Posted by: cucumbah at March 21, 2016 11:45 AM (o2321)
Should be pointed out yet again that your Beloved Dear Leader is also running as a Republican. That--if Trump somehow miraculously defeats Hillary--he would be a Republican president.
You edgy outsider types might want to reconsider the logic of sinking the boat you'resailing in.
Posted by: troyriser at March 21, 2016 11:58 AM (UWlp+)
Dick Nixon wants to keep that buck tooth commie out of the Oval Office more than you do.
We can't win the general with the banana boat.
Posted by: Dick Nixon at March 21, 2016 11:59 AM (mcm0N)
Why don't you start listening to him again and form your own conclusion.
Posted by: Soona at March 21, 2016 11:52 AM (Fmupd)
Touchy are We?
Posted by: donna at March 21, 2016 11:56 AM (/dSsq)
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My comment wasn't made as a snark. It was a common-sense answer to your question. Listen long enough to answer your own question. After that, you could quit listening if you wish.
Posted by: Soona at March 21, 2016 12:01 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Dr. Emilio Lizardo aka Mortimer at March 21, 2016 12:01 PM (HA9zO)
They are a buggy whip in an automotive world.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/h42jzk5
Posted by: Tilikum KAW PI at March 21, 2016 12:01 PM (m3iiU)
Posted by: donna at March 21, 2016 11:47 AM (/dSsq)
One good thing has come of it, donna, and that's this caption:
bit.ly/1UfLP88
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 12:02 PM (xuouz)
For the hundredth time, I do not care if Trump wins. All I want is the GOP to die so it can get out of the way or be reborn as something better.
Posted by: cucumbah at March 21, 2016 12:02 PM (o2321)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at March 21, 2016 12:03 PM (iynDC)
OK, maybe this would be a better analogy as a definition of conservatism:
I want my government to operate like my home.
I have a front door for a reason: I only invite in those whom I'm reasonably certain won't rob me or cause harm to me or my family.
I don't spend more money than I bring in.
I expect everyone to be respectful (if not happy and joyful) at all times.
If there is anything happening in my home that you don't approve of, you're free to leave.
I comport myself with honor (as much as a Moron can, that is) and honesty.
What I see happening in DC is pretty much the opposite of all that, and no, I don't like it. We didn't used to be this way.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 21, 2016 12:03 PM (LUgeY)
Honestly, Obama is such a disgrace.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 21, 2016 12:04 PM (OkKDg)
Posted by: cucumbah at March 21, 2016 12:02 PM (o2321)
No, it'll just die, nothing gets reborn, and then the whole country becomes Chicago writ large forever.
Posted by: troyriser at March 21, 2016 12:04 PM (UWlp+)
Posted by: Dr. Emilio Lizardo aka Mortimer at March 21, 2016 12:05 PM (HA9zO)
Posted by: Jen Psocki at March 21, 2016 12:05 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Dr. Emilio Lizardo aka Mortimer at March 21, 2016 12:06 PM (HA9zO)
No other religious groups in America are liberal, just Mormons, it seems.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 21, 2016 12:07 PM (OkKDg)
Posted by: A Troglodyte at March 21, 2016 12:07 PM (1W4SR)
That's it, troyriser. You still believe that today's GOP is the only thing standing in the way of full Leftism dominance in the USA.
The GOP have been the coat-holders and door-openers for Leftist dominance all along.
Posted by: cucumbah at March 21, 2016 12:07 PM (o2321)
bit.ly/1UfLP88
Oh, that's funny.
Also, do they look stiff and unhappy, or what?
As if they're concerned that maybe they've just been lined up for a firing squad or something.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2016 12:07 PM (NOIQH)
Except now with a SCOTUS pick up for grabs, you will destroy the country when Trump loses and Hillary makes the pick.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW PI at March 21, 2016 12:08 PM (+aCe4)
Israel News Flash
WORRISOME: French Jews feel "unsafe" as many Muslim police officers in #France refuse to guard Jewish institutions.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 12:09 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at March 21, 2016 12:09 PM (iynDC)
And that will be any different than Bush picking "It's a tax!" Roberts?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 12:10 PM (LtRrq)
Posted by: Soona at March 21, 2016 12:11 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 21, 2016 12:12 PM (LUgeY)
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Except now with a SCOTUS pick up for grabs, you will destroy the country when Trump loses and Hillary makes the pick.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW PI at March 21, 2016 12:08 PM (+aCe4)
Boys and girls. Hillary Rodham Clinton is not going to win the white house. Half of democrats hate her as much as all republicans do, and her corruption and lawbreaking is so rampant and so well-known that even her media sycophants can't hide it.
Only a GOPe republican could find a way to lose to her, and that's not who's going to be running. It will be Cruz or Trump.
Calm down, goddamn.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 12:12 PM (xuouz)
Is there any evidence that has not already happened?
Interesting. The anti-Trumpers seem to be looking for a scapegoat to blame why the country has been decimated.
Forget the left and the GOP (BIRM), we have to find The Real Killers!
/OJ
Posted by: Dr. Emilio Lizardo aka Mortimer at March 21, 2016 12:12 PM (HA9zO)
Except now with a SCOTUS pick up for grabs, you will destroy the country when Trump loses and Hillary makes the pick.
Yeah, that'll be MY fault.
Look, child, Garland will be confirmed, most likely, in the next 90 days. If not then, the Republicans will do it immediately after election day as a final Screw You to the base.
Posted by: cucumbah at March 21, 2016 12:12 PM (o2321)
1000! Whoops. Too early.
You 'identify' as 1000th.
Don't let the hateful sequentialists get you down.
Posted by: Hector's Inflatable WIfe at March 21, 2016 12:12 PM (iLoHX)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 21, 2016 12:12 PM (OkKDg)
Given what's coming out of GOPe mouths lately, I'm not entirely clear how much better it will be otherwise.
(Full disclosure: I am sensing disaster at the convention...and that the nominee will neither be Trump, nor Cruz...)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 21, 2016 12:13 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: cucumbah at March 21, 2016 12:02 PM (o2321)
No, it'll just die, nothing gets reborn, and then the whole country becomes Chicago writ large forever.
Posted by: troyriser at March 21, 2016 12:04 PM (UWlp+)
Bullshit. GamerGate showed that the Leftists can be kicked in the teeth and sent running.
What role did the GOPe play in protecting gamer culture against a hostile media? Nothing.
The GOPe only exists to steal oxygen from an effective reaction against the Left.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster browsing Bravely at March 21, 2016 12:13 PM (1D4Ef)
No, it'll just die, nothing gets reborn, and then the whole country becomes Chicago writ large forever.
Posted by: troyriser
Will there be toilet paper?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 21, 2016 12:13 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 12:10 PM (LtRrq)
Would you rather have John Roberts, or another Ginsburg/Sotomayor/Kagan clone? If you say "it wouldn't matter" then I don't believe you, considering how Roberts has been good on gun rights, free speech, affirmative action, etc., while the leftie sisters have been bad on everything.
Posted by: chemjeff at March 21, 2016 12:13 PM (+Fl7e)
Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2016 12:13 PM (fizMZ)
Posted by: IC at March 21, 2016 12:13 PM (a0IVu)
It's a misdemeanor offense. The protest organizers have lawyers who will represent anyone arrested. They make a deal with the prosecutor for a reduced sentence. The protest organizer pays the fine, pays the lawyer (or the lawyer accumulates 'favors' to be repaid at a later date, i.e. employment), and all the protester has to do is not be arrested again for a probationary period. After that period (six months or a year) the arrest record is expunged.
In other words, the professional protestor suffers no consequence, and is well protected by the organizer. These professional protesters are trained, and well practiced.
The prosecutor doesn't want the expense or the waste of time over a misdemeanor. The local government doesn't want the expense of incarceration. They think the sensation of having those handcuffs on your wrists and the ride to the local jail, and the booking process is enough to intimidate the professional protester who is laughing all the way through the thing, or screaming at the officers just to be a nuisance. The professional protester is a true believer, and being arrested is proof that he is being abused by the oppressive police state who is violating his constitutional rights of free speech. All of the professional protester's paranoia is validated by the arrest, and he becomes even more convinced that his cause is righteous and just.
In other words, we're losing this battle.
Posted by: Rogland Brostle at March 21, 2016 12:13 PM (ZllM+)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 21, 2016 12:14 PM (zfvHs)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at March 21, 2016 12:09 PM (iynDC)
Ideally you're affecting the second point through the first, with any other gamesmanship part of your strategy used as a tool to positively affect the first.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 12:14 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 12:10 PM (LtRrq)
It's like the Robert Bork nomination never happened.
I don't trust the Republicans to attempt to confirm any truly conservative justice. I expect that if there is someone nominated (by anyone - Cruz, Trump, or even Hilary for whatever reason) who is a strict constructionist/intentionalist, then the Left will suddenly re-discover the fact that the Senate is a co-equal branch of government, and isn't actually required to confirm anyone. And I expect the Republicans in the senate to capitulate. Again.
In some ways, it's this "strange new respect" for the Separation of Powers which will come if any Republican (Trump, Cruz, or even Kasich) is elected that makes me quite sanguine about the ascendancy of Donald Trump - the MFM and Senate won't give him the same blank check that they've written for TFG for the last 8 years. If he tries anything along the lines of DREAM by fiat, or giving unlawful orders to the military, or any such thing, you'll be amazed at how fast a President can be impeached.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at March 21, 2016 12:15 PM (kff5f)
So that's the argument now? We're better off with another Roberts than an another Ginsburg?
Sorry, but I told you before: I ate my last Shit Sandwich.
Posted by: cucumbah at March 21, 2016 12:15 PM (o2321)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 21, 2016 12:13 PM (FkBIv)
There'll be lots of burnings of incorrect texts. Improvise.
Posted by: troyriser at March 21, 2016 12:15 PM (UWlp+)
Cuban Amish Mormon, should he win Utah.
The Narrative changes with the wind.
Posted by: Hector's Inflatable WIfe at March 21, 2016 12:15 PM (iLoHX)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster browsing Bravely at March 21, 2016 12:13 PM (1D4Ef)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's so good.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 12:15 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 21, 2016 12:16 PM (FpybW)
Posted by: Soona at March 21, 2016 12:16 PM (Fmupd)
Agreed. If you turn up Hillary's negatives it'll suppress turnout, so that a lot of Ds who would never pull an R lever stay home. Each time is half a vote for the R candidate. Young people hate Hillary. Many blacks don't care enough about Hillary. Trump can do this. Cruz can try but won't be effective.
Dynamic is different were Biden to be the nominee. Harder to beat than Hillary.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 21, 2016 12:16 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: Rogland Brostle at March 21, 2016 12:17 PM (ZllM+)
I don't trust the Republicans to attempt to confirm any truly conservative justice.
And the people fretting about Hillary picking the next judge don't even seem to offer lip service to the GOP blocking her pick in the Senate.
Which should indicate that the biggest problem we face is really that our supposed majorities don't mean shit.
Posted by: Hector's Inflatable WIfe at March 21, 2016 12:17 PM (iLoHX)
I think there's a large chance of that happening. He refuses to brush up on things he should know by now and I think the Lying Hag of Benghazi will wipe the floor with him during the debates, not because she is competent at them, but because he insists on speaking in only vague generalities and he is so thin skinned.
All that being said, this has been a crazy season and he may just say some crazy truthful thing that will bring Hillary down.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 21, 2016 12:17 PM (OkKDg)
Posted by: cucumbah at March 21, 2016 12:19 PM (o2321)
I've heard of this concept, but I don't know how I could do that and still buy all the shit I want.
Posted by: jwest at March 21, 2016 12:20 PM (Zs4uk)
Trump can do this. Cruz can try but won't be effective.
I doubt Cruz would even try. He lost my support when he blamed Trump for the unrest at his rallies instead of the protesters and their enablers such as MoveOn/Soros.
Trump talked about that yesterday with George Snuffleupagus, axing why the double standard?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 21, 2016 12:20 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Soona at March 21, 2016 12:16 PM (Fmupd)
Yep, Arizona and Utah tomorrow.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 12:21 PM (xuouz)
The Narrative changes with the wind.
Posted by: Hector's Inflatable WIfe at March 21, 2016 12:15 PM (iLoHX)
Well according to Beck he might be the savior we need to help fulfill the Mormon "White Horse" prophecy, or something. Gets a free Jello or Bundt cake mold if he does!
In 2012 Romney was rumored by some to be Teh One to fulfill it, so, you know, take with a grain of salt.
Posted by: LizLem at March 21, 2016 12:21 PM (hvf9s)
Pulls off his Golden Scalp Weasel, shoves it down Hillary's throat to about the elbow, and that's that.
Game. Set. Match.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 21, 2016 12:21 PM (zfvHs)
According to the UK Register, if you have a Kindle older than 2013 you need to update it before Wednesday or you will lose Kindle access to your cloud storage.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zesobvf
(Mine is one of the very first Fires, and it won't even allow me to update it lol)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 21, 2016 12:21 PM (gyKtp)
Powers which will come if any Republican (Trump, Cruz, or even Kasich)
is elected that makes me quite sanguine about the ascendancy of Donald
Trump
Well let's see. I suppose there are two hypotheses on why Congress has been unable to substantially stop Obama's plans:
1. Congress has the power, but they choose not to use it because they secretly agree with Obama on everything and/or are full of spineless weasels.
2. Congress has lost a considerable amount of power over the years due to delegation to the executive branch and the general growth of executive power in general, and therefore aren't really able to stop much of what Obama wants to do.
So if we elect a Constitution-shredding executive-loving Trump, and Hypothesis #1 is true, then Congress might suddenly grow a spine and restrain his worse impulses. But if Hypothesis #2 is true, then we're all boned.
How much do you want to believe that #1 is true and #2 is not true?
Posted by: chemjeff at March 21, 2016 12:22 PM (+Fl7e)
Posted by: Rogland Brostle at March 21, 2016 12:17 PM (ZllM+)
Rush is having an aneurism sharing the soundbites, lol, he sounds like Levin. Can we start up the McCarthy trials again? (Kidding, sorta.)
Also proves no gringo understands the stupidity of Che shirts.
Posted by: LizLem at March 21, 2016 12:23 PM (hvf9s)
ACE ON STRIKE!
Ace of Ace of Spades, HQ has walked out leaving his heavly trafficked blog rudderless. Oh, the humanity!!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 21, 2016 12:23 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: $19,152,720,992,997.23 at March 21, 2016 12:23 PM (HA9zO)
Cruz beats Clinton head to head by .8 points
Kasich beats Clinton head to head by 7 points
Those of you pimping the general election head to head numbers in March need to get on the Kasich train or explain what other data points inform your decision making - because this clearly isn't the discussion ender you'd like it to be.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 12:23 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2016 12:13 PM (fizMZ)
Nah. But he'll come back with some fresh and new and bold ideas to implement in his remaining time in office.
Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at March 21, 2016 12:23 PM (ATVNj)
This will not stop me from from voting for Cruz in my primary or convince me that Trump is a swell guy.
At this moment, I am planning to vote for Trump in the general, assuming he doesn't do something that I find unforgivably beyond the pale before then. And it's only because I think Hillary must be stopped by all means.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 21, 2016 12:23 PM (OkKDg)
For example - last time around it was conservative to have the Bush tax cuts become permanent. Now, it's conservative to have everyone pay something for skin in the game.
There aren't any principles. Not really. It's amusing to see the posturing nowadays.
Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Dice at March 21, 2016 12:24 PM (347Ls)
Posted by: cucumbah at March 21, 2016 12:24 PM (o2321)
Those of you pimping the general election head
to head numbers in March need to get on the Kasich train or explain what
other data points inform your decision making - because this clearly
isn't the discussion ender you'd like it to be.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 12:23 PM (xuouz)
Buckley principle - vote for the most conservative candidate who can win.
Cruz is more conservative than Kasich (by far), and he can win.
Posted by: chemjeff at March 21, 2016 12:24 PM (+Fl7e)
OMG do not even joke about that! I will not survive this election season without the Ewok and the Horde.
Posted by: LizLem at March 21, 2016 12:25 PM (hvf9s)
Nah. But he'll come back with some fresh and new and bold ideas to implement in his remaining time in office.
Hey, in a year we'll all be driving 60-year-old Chevys.
Posted by: Hector's Inflatable WIfe at March 21, 2016 12:25 PM (iLoHX)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 21, 2016 12:25 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: cucumbah at March 21, 2016 12:24 PM (o2321)
Um, I'm pretty sure Cruz is set to win in Utah.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 21, 2016 12:26 PM (OkKDg)
Did they somehow change the constitution?
Where did this "growth" come from?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 12:26 PM (LtRrq)
I've heard of this concept, but I don't know how I could do that and still buy all the shit I want.
Heh. My money (what precious little I can make) all goes towards groceries and gas.
Plus, there's no way I'm paying 24% interest on a credit card. If I can't afford it, I do without.
Which means I have to do without a lot, like a heater in my truck, a new fence in the back yard of Casa Backwardio, regular doctor visits, new clothes...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 21, 2016 12:26 PM (LUgeY)
I'm not even sure Cruz can win Texas over Trump.
Posted by: cucumbah at March 21, 2016 12:26 PM (o2321)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 21, 2016 12:26 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2016 12:27 PM (mw8Dm)
You mean like this one? Cruz 53%, Trump 11%.
http://www.sltrib.com/news/3683983-155/new-poll-shows-ted-cruz-with
Posted by: LizLem at March 21, 2016 12:27 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Hector's Inflatable WIfe at March 21, 2016 12:27 PM (iLoHX)
Posted by: Rogland Brostle at March 21, 2016 12:27 PM (ZllM+)
Cruz is more conservative than Kasich (by far), and he can win.
Beat Trump and we can talk.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 12:27 PM (LtRrq)
Posted by: cucumbah at March 21, 2016 12:24 PM (o2321)
Um, I'm pretty sure Cruz is set to win in Utah.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 21, 2016 12:26 PM (OkKDg)
Yeah he's gonna blow doors. I think cucumbah is trolling?
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 12:28 PM (xuouz)
Nah. But he'll come back with some fresh and new and bold ideas to implement in his remaining time in office.
Like new recipes for pine needle soup.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 21, 2016 12:28 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: cucumbah at March 21, 2016 12:26 PM (o2321)
You must be a sick.
You are aware that the Texas primary was held a while ago and Cruz win that handily.
If you are being sarcastic, I apologise for taking your joke seriously.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 21, 2016 12:28 PM (OkKDg)
Posted by: chemjeff at March 21, 2016 12:22 PM (+Fl7e)
3) The Establishment representatives of both parties hate Trump enough that they'll move jointly to block him.
Which is more-or-less what I believe. What prevents Congress, today, from blocking the President is that they are not unified in an attempt to do so. Remember that you need super-majorities.
We can discuss the ridiculousness of the... that phrase I can't use because AtC will hurt me... all we want, but there is no "growth of executive power in general" other than what Congresses has ceded and could reclaim if they chose. The President's powers are designed such that, in a divided Congress, he has considerable "flexibility" within such powers as he already has. And, yes, Congress has ceded much of its authority to the office of the President at the present moment.
But get Donald Trump in the White House, and I think you'll see that change. He really will be a unifier: no more "Democrat v Republican" it'll be "Congress v the President." And the Constitution is written so that Congress generally gets to win.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at March 21, 2016 12:28 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: cucumbah at March 21, 2016 12:26 PM (o2321)
What? Are you on drugs? Or off your meds?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2016 12:29 PM (mw8Dm)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 21, 2016 12:29 PM (OkKDg)
Oops. You're right. I forgot Texas already had its primary.
Posted by: cucumbah at March 21, 2016 12:29 PM (o2321)
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Facebook and true identity to validate comments.
Posted by: Rogland Brostle at March 21, 2016 12:29 PM (ZllM+)
Depends on how many white nationalists there are.
Posted by: Hector's Inflatable WIfe at March 21, 2016 12:29 PM (iLoHX)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 21, 2016 12:28 PM (LUgeY)
That's a luxury item
Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at March 21, 2016 12:29 PM (/D5Lf)
What they are really mad about is that we stole the half with the paved roads, working electricity and economy that does not suck as bad as theirs does.
Posted by: obnoxious ahole at March 21, 2016 12:30 PM (HVeOq)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW PI at March 21, 2016 12:30 PM (1JqUE)
Where did this "growth" come from?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2016 12:26 PM (LtRrq)
Congress has delegated a lot of its authority away to the executive branch. Were you not aware of this?
Posted by: chemjeff at March 21, 2016 12:30 PM (+Fl7e)
Cruz should get some experience in the US Senate, then he can try to beat Trump in Iowa.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 12:30 PM (xuouz)
Those signing the letter include Abigail Disney, Leo Hindery and Steven C. Rockefeller. The tax plan, known as the one-percent tax plan, was worked out in conjunction with the Fiscal Policy Institute, a left-leaning economic think tank.
Once again those that inherit the wealth are stupid liberals who piss away all the hard earned money of their parents or grandparents.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2016 12:31 PM (493sH)
huff.to/1XHKswQ
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 12:32 PM (xuouz)
Also proves no gringo understands the stupidity of Che shirts.
Posted by: LizLem at March 21, 2016 12:23 PM (hvf9s)
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I'd love to have the McCarthy trials again. Much has been revealed since the last one.
I laughed at the Che paraphenalia when they first materialized back in the 60's.
Posted by: Soona at March 21, 2016 12:32 PM (Fmupd)
FTFY
Posted by: Dr. Emilio Lizardo aka Mortimer at March 21, 2016 12:32 PM (HA9zO)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2016 12:31 PM (493sH)
Who's stopping them from donating their money to the government? It's just (im)moral preening.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 21, 2016 12:33 PM (OkKDg)
Posted by: cucumbah at March 21, 2016 12:26 PM (o2321)
That is just silly. He already did.
BTW -- Is your nick a variation of 'Larry The' cubumbah?
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 21, 2016 12:33 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Rogland Brostle at March 21, 2016 12:29 PM (ZllM+)
Fuck that noise.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2016 12:33 PM (/i7Ua)
Cruz beats Clinton head to head by .8 points
Kasich beats Clinton head to head by 7 points
_____________________
And you really think those numbers would hold up through a campaign?
Does anyone really believe Katshit beats Hillary by 7 points? That's like a near landslide. He looks "good" right now because everyone is ignoring him.
I've also seen polls where Bernie Sanders beats Ted Cruz by 17 points. Does anyone really think that's how that election would turn out?
When you see one set of polling that
"everyone" knows is nonsense, you can't really cherry pick from that same data to make some point about electability.
Posted by: Pomo at March 21, 2016 12:34 PM (bytzL)
Posted by: Moki at March 21, 2016 12:34 PM (7q2ch)
Also proves no gringo understands the stupidity of Che shirts.
Posted by: LizLem at March 21, 2016 12:23 PM (hvf9s)
McCarthy didn't go far enough. He was just scratching the surface of the lefty infiltration.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2016 12:34 PM (493sH)
Buckley principle - vote for the most conservative candidate who can win.
Cruz is more conservative than Kasich (by far), and he can win.
That was 50 years ago when most Americans at least knew who the Veep was. And besides, I don't hear any candidate advocating anything close to conservativism. No balanced budget, no getting the economy going again, no deregulation, no nothing.
Trump dares to mention that we shouldn't be letting the rest of the world walk right in and do as they please and just look at the shitstorm that's been unleashed against him.
#WASTF
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 21, 2016 12:34 PM (LUgeY)
Who's stopping them from donating their money to the government? It's just (im)moral preening.
Or doing it privately?
Truth is, they will do what Warren Buffett did-- call for higher tax rates while his money is sheltered away from them.
Posted by: Hector's Inflatable WIfe at March 21, 2016 12:34 PM (iLoHX)
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 21, 2016 12:35 PM (zfvHs)
Nobody's stopping them from paying however much extra tax they want to the Federal Government. There's even a line on the 1040 for this. Surely their accountants have told them this.
Posted by: OregonMuse at March 21, 2016 12:35 PM (xmqya)
Posted by: RWC-Team BOHICA at March 21, 2016 12:35 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 21, 2016 12:35 PM (kdS6q)
What they are really mad about is that we stole the half with the paved roads, working electricity and economy that does not suck as bad as theirs does.------obnoxious ahole
Sorry if it was sarc and I missed it, but I would disagree that we stole anything from them.
And all the suck is entirely of their own doing.
Govt corruption at all levels and allowing monopolies tends to keep people down.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW PI at March 21, 2016 12:36 PM (m3iiU)
Alright, from the ONT on ISIS losing territory.
ISIS is not really a nation state, it is a brigand army. It exists by plundering areas it conquers. Without conquests it fails to gain the treasure it needs to continue to operate. Containing it geographically hurts it, destroying its equipment, no matter how slowly, erodes its strength because it really has no supply line other than to capture and steal replacement equipment.
I'd like it gone faster for it is abhorrent in the eyes of the good, but gone slowly will have to do considering the leadership we have.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has the Asbestos Undershorts You Need for Your Internet Flame-Wars! at March 21, 2016 12:36 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2016 12:36 PM (fizMZ)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 21, 2016 12:35 PM (kdS6q)
I saw Nylon Bands open for the Divinyls at the Kingdome in '88.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2016 12:37 PM (/i7Ua)
Cruz should get some experience in the US Senate, then he can try to beat Trump in Iowa.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 12:30 PM (xuouz)
I don't mind you discussing your religion, but if you don't take a breath once in a while, you're gonna turn blue and pass out.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 12:38 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW PI at March 21, 2016 12:36 PM (m3iiU)
Really??
Posted by: GOPe at March 21, 2016 12:38 PM (Fmupd)
53 years is a long-time to hold a grudge, no? Even if it was over Castro's conspiring to kill our President and nearly starting WWIII.
Seriously, I don't get the timing. The Castros are old and nearly over. Doesn't Obama's visit just give validity to whoever their anointed totalitarian successors are? Better to have cut a deal with Fidel years ago with real concessions on his part, or have just waited. Worst is to go in now.
That's unless your Obama have different priorities than promoting freedom and liberty.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 21, 2016 12:38 PM (r1fLd)
No, they hate Cruz. They can make deals with Trump, because Trump is completely flexible and has absolutely zero convictions corresponding to his "bottom line" position beyond which he won't negotiate. Trump will demand that people from "his party" had better fall in line and vote for his "new brand of Republicanism", and he will do so in the time-honored way of proposing extravagant spending that Congresscritters can't refuse. Which he will justify as "make America great again" infrastructure stimulus plans.
If Congress was full of a bunch of rigid ideologues that are horrified at Trump, they would have shown evidence of such an ideological position by now, but they haven't.
but there is no "growth of executive power in general" other than what Congresses has ceded and could reclaim if they chose.
They could, but the barriers to doing so remain high. Such as the effective supermajority requirement in the Senate that you point out. So effectively they have ceded power on a more-or-less permanent basis to the executive branch.
no more "Democrat v Republican" it'll be "Congress v the President."
And the Constitution is written so that Congress generally gets to win.
I think that is wishful thinking at best, in two ways:
1. The incentives are for Republicans to get in line behind a Republican president because that leads to greater chances of electoral victory in offyear elections.
2. As we have seen, the only Congressional power that they really have left is the power of the purse. And that can be subverted with these mega-omnibus last minute spending bills. If Trump proposes these massive "make America great again" spending plans, which I think he will, where would Congress find the will to resist such things?
Posted by: chemjeff at March 21, 2016 12:39 PM (+Fl7e)
Ted Cruz's campaign would be like a somebody at Hillsdale College running for President of the College Republicans, and then throw in some SoCon weirdness. He just assumes there's this natural conservative, Evangelical super majority in America.
That might be Texas, but it's not America, unfortunately. I could see him shrinking the map from Romney in 2012.
Posted by: Pomo at March 21, 2016 12:39 PM (bytzL)
Posted by: Serenity Now! at March 21, 2016 12:39 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 21, 2016 12:39 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: HH at March 21, 2016 12:39 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 21, 2016 12:39 PM (OkKDg)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 21, 2016 12:38 PM (r1fLd)
Based on past performance I will say "yes."
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has the Asbestos Undershorts You Need for Your Internet Flame-Wars! at March 21, 2016 12:40 PM (hLRSq)
More than 40 millionaires, including members of the Rockefeller and Disney families, are asking to have their taxes raised to help address poverty and rebuild failing infrastructure.
And what is it, exactly, that's stopping them from just writing a big ol' check to DC themselves? Or maybe even starting their own charities if they're oh-so-concerned about poverty? What about the best solution to poverty ever invented: jobs?
WTF ever happened to common sense? Has the entire world gone crazy?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 21, 2016 12:40 PM (LUgeY)
Not too bad. Work is kicking my nether-regions - which is part of why I haven't been here that much.
In point of fact, I'm only online now because I somehow managed to score a lunch where I don't have work to be doing while eating.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Buy My Book at March 21, 2016 12:40 PM (kff5f)
I've got a grandson on the Stennis so I'm watching.
Posted by: Meremortal at March 21, 2016 12:41 PM (3myMJ)
Does anyone really believe Katshit beats Hillary by 7 points? That's like a near landslide. He looks "good" right now because everyone is ignoring him.
I've also seen polls where Bernie Sanders beats Ted Cruz by 17 points. Does anyone really think that's how that election would turn out?
When you see one set of polling that
"everyone" knows is nonsense, you can't really cherry pick from that same data to make some point about electability.
Posted by: Pomo at March 21, 2016 12:34 PM (bytzL)
NO!
NO I DO NOT!
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 12:41 PM (xuouz)
Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Dice at March 21, 2016 12:41 PM (347Ls)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 21, 2016 12:39 PM (OkKDg)
Apparently every three minutes since the post started!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 12:41 PM (bLnSU)
world walk right in and do as they please and just look at the shitstorm
that's been unleashed against him.
Do you *honestly* believe that even the major reason so many people on the right are upset with Donald is because he proposed building a wall? Really? Building the border wall has been a part of Republican platforms for at least 10 years now. It's not exactly a new idea. Hell, I'm in favor of the wall, and I'm not exactly a friend of Donald. People are pissed off at Donald because he is an unconservative boorish authoritarian lout, who is ideologically *barely* to the right of Hillary, who has no principles or convictions, who is a con man selling a swindle.
Posted by: chemjeff at March 21, 2016 12:42 PM (+Fl7e)
Posted by: bubba at March 21, 2016 12:42 PM (xFKZn)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 21, 2016 12:43 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 21, 2016 12:41 PM (bLnSU)
Idk Mero, I don't think Cruz stands a chance in Oklahoma or Kansas.
/snark
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 21, 2016 12:43 PM (xuouz)
Feel free to write a check and send it in, geniuses.
Gifts to the United States
U.S. Department of the Treasury
Credit Accounting Branch
3700 East-West Highway, Room 622D
Hyattsville, MD 20782
Funny thing - we have an optional check-off box on our tax forms here in the People's Republic of Massachusetts that allows all those patriotic liberals to be taxed at a 5.85% rate rather than the 5.15% rate the voters approved (the voters actually approved a 5% rate, but the legislature has been ramping it down from 5.3% since it was passed in 2000).
How much did that bring in to Mass.GOV last year? About $250K from 1,083 people in 2013 - or roughly .0000008% of the $32B budget for that year.
Liberals are really generous with everyone else's money but tend to throw their own nickles around like they're manhole covers.
Posted by: DocJ at March 21, 2016 12:43 PM (zrsn3)
Posted by: @votermom at March 21, 2016 12:46 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Reckoning is coming at March 21, 2016 12:48 PM (PmYxm)
A lot of it is Obama specific. Congressional R leaders are afraid to use the power of the purse because they think they'll get blamed for any gov't shutdown and, worse still, a Federal default, which is dangerous uncharted territory. Obama has proven crazy idealogical enough to create a default and has MSM on his side.
Add to that, there are enough Rs who are happy to have the pig trough get filled as long as they get a share.
Re the many scandals, there should have been special prosecutors but there weren't because MSM didn't demand it. You'll see the MSM double standard in the next R administration. We have a politicized DOJ and Congress is ineffective at investigations. Compare the Gowdy Commission to Judicial Watch on Hillary's e-mails.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 21, 2016 12:50 PM (r1fLd)
Posted by: DocJ at March 21, 2016 12:51 PM (zrsn3)
Posted by: LizLem at March 21, 2016 12:59 PM (hvf9s)
Lots of potential, still zip to show for it, and now not enough experience to ever really make up the gap. A complete and total waste of a life, perpetually stuck in second gear.
Leadership in the United States military is a myth.
Posted by: Minor eruption where on one can see it at March 21, 2016 08:52 PM (J3UIw)
Posted by: Minor eruption where no one can see it at March 21, 2016 08:53 PM (J3UIw)
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