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242 to go (315 to Inauguration Day ) Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mario's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:06 AM (p4UlV) 2
podcast coming up in the next hour?
Posted by: gunslingeraz at March 11, 2016 07:08 AM (Ij1fE) 3
On way to office this morning I heard Hillary shrieking at a rally in
her evil robot voice "IF YOU VOTE FOR ME THIS SATURDAY I WILL FIGHT FOR YOU EVERYDAY AS HARD I CAN" Blatantly just buying votes with Free Stuff. Like some bad song I can't get it out of my head, this is going to ruin my day. There should be a trigger warning before they put that voice on morning radio. Posted by: Ripley at March 11, 2016 07:08 AM (1BQGO) 4
mornin'
Posted by: wing at March 11, 2016 07:08 AM (Ohl7S) 5
Nate Silver's 538 site shows Cruz beating Trump handily had it been a two man race from the get go. Also shows the majority of Kasich and Rubio voters choosing Cruz if their guys leave the race.
Maddening. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:08 AM (p4UlV) 6
The summonation of the little stumpers has occurred
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2016 07:09 AM (ptqRm) 7
The creeks are rising and the ponds are overflowing. 18 hours of continuous rain. *thud*
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 07:10 AM (lJ46T) 8
In Levin's third hour he goes into the extensive history about Smoot-Hawley and another agricultural tariff from the mid 20's under Coolidge actually, that paved the way for the Great Depression and then the FDR counterrevolution.
I have learned more from that guy than I ever did in school. Worth the listen, especially for those who are hot and horny for tariffs. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:11 AM (p4UlV) Posted by: freaked, never drinking rum and rum again at March 11, 2016 07:11 AM (BO/km) 10
Top 10?
Posted by: Weasel at March 11, 2016 07:12 AM (6xtq3) 11
9 'Maddening'
Add it to the list. Posted by: freaked, never drinking rum and rum again at March 11, 2016 07:11 AM (BO/km) Make it a noun. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:12 AM (p4UlV) Posted by: Inane Clown Posse at March 11, 2016 07:13 AM (2hcmo) Posted by: jwest at March 11, 2016 07:13 AM (Zs4uk) 14
I have to deal with a client I don't like today. I'm seriously thinking of telling them I can't fix their problem even though I could. They are just a pain in the rear so F'em.
Posted by: freaked at March 11, 2016 07:14 AM (BO/km) 15
"If only we were smarter and more sophisticated..."
I lift the seat before I pee. What more ya want for sophistication? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2016 07:15 AM (ptqRm) 16
Over at RedState, Sears is installing rubber padding on the office walls next week: Sorry Herr Trump, Even Trash Sites like Breitbart Have a Right to Report the News By: Leon "Snappin' Turtle" Wolf Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 11, 2016 07:15 AM (kdS6q) 17
Someone (publius?) put up an interesting post about "Condorcet" candidates, ie a candidate who would win a one on one with any other candidate. Perhaps that is the system we should switch to.
Posted by: angela urkel at March 11, 2016 07:15 AM (9xeaQ) Posted by: freaked at March 11, 2016 07:15 AM (BO/km) 19
Vic News Network links start at post 482 on the ONT.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 11, 2016 07:15 AM (X6fMO) 20
Good morning all.
From yesterday in 1944 - Anzio Mar 10, 1944 - The EZ Dog Journal Between shelling and air raids this was quite a day. A concentration (about 90 rds in 5 minutes) of 88's hit in town today. One hit the Brig medics house. Tore off one corner. No other damage. One plane shot down during air raid. Mar 11, 1944 - no entry 88 refers to the German 88 mm Flug Abwehr Kanon (FLAK gun). Flug = flight Abwehr = defense Kanon = cannon Primarily an air defense weapon, it was actually a multipurpose cannon that was used for anti-tank, antipersonnel and anti-aircraft missions. It was one of the workhorses of the German Artillery. A telescopic sight allowed for direct targeting in line-of-sight, without spotters or FO's, which made it very effective as an anti-tank weapon. http://www.efour4ever.com/88.htm Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 11, 2016 07:16 AM (NeFrd) 21
Sorry, got to exercise my white privilege and go to work.
Posted by: redenzo at March 11, 2016 07:16 AM (WCnJW) 22
14 I have to deal with a client I don't like today. I'm seriously thinking of telling them I can't fix their problem even though I could. They are just a pain in the rear so F'em.
Posted by: freaked at March 11, 2016 07:14 AM (BO/km) Time to tell them "regrettably I have to raise your rates." Take your pick, Obamacare, EPA, higher regulatory costs, whatever. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:16 AM (p4UlV) 23
If only we were smarter and more sophisticated... I'll eat my boogers with my pinkie extended from here on in. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at March 11, 2016 07:16 AM (oVJmc) 24
Ooo, Leon Wolf slips in the subliminal 'Herr.' Tres subtle, Leon.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at March 11, 2016 07:18 AM (oVJmc) 25
15 "If only we were smarter and more sophisticated..."
I lift the seat before I pee. What more ya want for sophistication? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2016 07:15 AM (ptqRm) Hey I get out of the shower to pee. Hat tip: Buddy Hackett Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:18 AM (p4UlV) 26
How high's the water, mama?
Two feet high and risin' How high's the water, papa? Two feet high and risin' Posted by: AE at March 11, 2016 07:18 AM (+ft6G) 27
>> 3 On way to office this morning I heard Hillary shrieking at a rally in
her evil robot voice "IF YOU VOTE FOR ME THIS SATURDAY I WILL FIGHT FOR YOU EVERYDAY AS HARD I CAN" Posted by: Ripley at March 11, 2016 07:08 AM (1BQGO) *cackles in Brazilian Portuguese accent* Yeah, my woman's not been able to get me face-time with our sweet Huma, lately.......makes her cranky. How dry I ammmmmmm..... How dry I ammmmmmm..... Nobody Knowsssssss (except Huma)...... How.DRY.I. Ammmmmmm........ Vote the Vag 2016!!! Posted by: Shrillary's Vagina at March 11, 2016 07:18 AM (AkIVs) Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 11, 2016 07:19 AM (UpGcq) 29
That's a good idea JJ. I wonder how they will react when I tell them the rate just went to $250,000 per hour. I'll even throw in a speech.
Posted by: freaked at March 11, 2016 07:19 AM (BO/km) Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2016 07:19 AM (u82oZ) 31
"I lift the seat before I pee.
What more ya want for sophistication?' I think that is #science, not sophistication. Posted by: Ripley at March 11, 2016 07:19 AM (1BQGO) 32
29 That's a good idea JJ. I wonder how they will react when I tell them the rate just went to $250,000 per hour. I'll even throw in a speech.
Posted by: freaked at March 11, 2016 07:19 AM (BO/km) Was going to add the cost of private jet maintenance and caviar is ungodly! I'm sure they'll understand. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:20 AM (p4UlV) Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 11, 2016 07:20 AM (NeFrd) 34
"As God is my witness, I thought the Morning thread was a goner."
Welcome back Andy, we were lost and adrift, normalcy is restored! Posted by: Gmac-Riding hot rails to Hell-#twoweeks at March 11, 2016 07:21 AM (4pjhs) Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 07:21 AM (iQIUe) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2016 07:21 AM (ptqRm) 37
Morning horde.
Lunch with a bunch of womyns today. *please no Hillary voters... please no Hillary voters Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 11, 2016 07:22 AM (mtoPI) 38
I'll eat my boogers with my pinkie extended from here on in.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at March 11, 2016 07:16 AM (oVJmc) I'm pretty hopeful that through repetition, Ace will be able to finally wake some of us up to how inappropriate Trump is. All it will take is a few dozen more articles outlining how uninformed we rubes in the hinterlands are. Fuck, why can't we see the truth? Posted by: jwest at March 11, 2016 07:22 AM (Zs4uk) 39
So okay. I've had 3 or 4 straight days of sharp stomach pains. I've had these attacks about 6 months ago for the first time. it followed eating very spicy food which I was never sensitive to before. Irritable bowel? Gastritis? Hidden reflux? Ugh. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:23 AM (p4UlV) 40
Madagascar?
Posted by: AE at March 11, 2016 07:23 AM (+ft6G) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:24 AM (p4UlV) 42
I've had 3 or 4 straight days of sharp stomach pains.
***** Have you been on the subway? Just checkin' Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 11, 2016 07:25 AM (NeFrd) 43
"Irritable bowel? Gastritis? Hidden reflux? Ugh."
Your not swallowing the little toothpicks, are you. That will hurt. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2016 07:25 AM (ptqRm) 44
Time Zones are a Communist plot!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 11, 2016 07:25 AM (HMt16) 45
So okay. I've had 3 or 4 straight days of sharp
stomach pains. I've had these attacks about 6 months ago for the first time. it followed eating very spicy food which I was never sensitive to before. Irritable bowel? Gastritis? Hidden reflux? Ugh. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:23 AM (p4UlV) =========================================== Congratulations. You're pregnant. Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at March 11, 2016 07:26 AM (dFi94) 46
Irritable bowel? Gastritis? Hidden reflux? Ugh. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:23 AM (p4UlV) _________________________ Old age will do that to ya',, or so I've been told... *hic* Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 11, 2016 07:26 AM (HSmrB) 47
Dang Sefton, are you eating the little plastic sword toothpicks?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 07:26 AM (lJ46T) 48
So okay. I've had 3 or 4 straight days of sharp stomach pains.
......... Where in the stomach? Mine were upper gastro.. thought I was having a heart attack, but it was reflux.. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 11, 2016 07:26 AM (UpGcq) 49
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So okay. I've had 3 or 4 straight days of sharp stomach pains. I've had these attacks about 6 months ago for the first time. it followed eating very spicy food which I was never sensitive to before. Could be IBS. It turned out to be in my case. If so, Omeprazole will become your close friend. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 11, 2016 07:27 AM (HMt16) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:27 AM (p4UlV) 51
"Hey I get out of the shower to pee. "
OK, I've got to admit I don't understand the reason for this, but just to show I'm not inflexible, I'll go along with it. It must be a New York thing. Posted by: jwest at March 11, 2016 07:27 AM (Zs4uk) 52
48 So okay. I've had 3 or 4 straight days of sharp stomach pains.
......... Where in the stomach? Mine were upper gastro.. thought I was having a heart attack, but it was reflux.. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 11, 2016 07:26 AM (UpGcq) 49 39 So okay. I've had 3 or 4 straight days of sharp stomach pains. I've had these attacks about 6 months ago for the first time. it followed eating very spicy food which I was never sensitive to before. Could be IBS. It turned out to be in my case. If so, Omeprazole will become your close friend. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 11, 2016 07:27 AM (HMt16) Right in the middle of the belly. It comes and goes, becomes more pronounced when I lie down. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:28 AM (p4UlV) 53
I was hoping one of you jerks was a gastroentorolgist. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:27 AM (p4UlV) _______________________ I'm not but,, I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night... *hic* Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 11, 2016 07:28 AM (HSmrB) 54
Congratulations. You're pregnant. Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at March 11, 2016 07:26 AM (dFi94 *commercial break over* And grammie winger... You are.... Not Tha father *jumps out of seat. Dances hysterically on stage Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 11, 2016 07:29 AM (mtoPI) 55
"IF YOU VOTE FOR ME THIS SATURDAY I WILL FIGHT FOR YOU EVERYDAY AS HARD I CAN"
There's just no way in hell I can take 4, or more likely 8 years of that voice. I just can't. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 11, 2016 07:29 AM (HMt16) 56
Bonjour!
Posted by: Sefton's internet gastroenterologist at March 11, 2016 07:29 AM (NeFrd) 57
I have learned more from that guy than I ever did in school. Worth the listen, especially for those who are hot and horny for tariffs.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:11 AM (p4UlV) That's not a slam dunk case. There is a lot of debate over how much the tariffs impacted/caused the Great Depression. Smoot-Hawley has been unjustly blamed for the Depression. But trade declined because of the Depression itself, not because of anything it did. Two-thirds of the drop in trade during the Depression happened before it even came into effect, and only about one-third of our imports were even affected by it. (The rest were duty-free.) If tariff rates had caused the decline in trade, then imports of dutiable goods should have declined more than imports of duty-free goods. But when Smoot-Hawley went into effect in 1931, duty-free imports dropped 52 percent and dutiable imports only 51 percent. Shearer, William; Fletcher, Ian (2012-02-29). The Conservative Case Against Free Trade (p. 10). The Conservative Caucus. Kindle Edition. Second, trade was not a significant part of US GDP up until the late 60's. We wouldn't have Intel if it weren't for the protections Reagan implemented to stop foreign chip dumping. Our industry is being slaughtered and it isn't just because of unions and regulations. Posted by: WOPR at March 11, 2016 07:30 AM (LTDSy) Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 11, 2016 07:30 AM (2RBkF) 59
It comes and goes, becomes more pronounced when I lie down. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:28 AM (p4UlV) ______________________ Then don't lie down!!! Posted by: Dr. From HEE-HAW at March 11, 2016 07:30 AM (HSmrB) 60
Or should that be "gastreaux-enterologiste"?
Posted by: Sefton's internet gastroenterologist at March 11, 2016 07:30 AM (NeFrd) 61
I'm back. The news links are on the ONT. I guess now that Andy is back I can go back to putting them on this thread.
But since the sun has come up I noticed that the Creap Myrtle trees have finally started to bud out and should be flowering soon. Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 07:31 AM (t2KH5) 62
Is the pain always associated with spicy food?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 07:31 AM (iQIUe) 63
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:23 AM (p4UlV)
Diverticulitis? http://tinyurl.com/phndmyn Posted by: creeper at March 11, 2016 07:31 AM (eBsWa) 64
57 Posted by: WOPR at March 11, 2016 07:30 AM (LTDSy)
Worthy of further investigation. There was also the tightening of the money supply/ Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:31 AM (p4UlV) 65
Is 'Maddening' the same as 'Madding', as in 'Far From The Madding Crowd'?
Because I find the continued participation of John Kasich and Mario the Rube to be Madding and/or Maddening, whichever is more extreme. Posted by: MTF at March 11, 2016 07:31 AM (TxJGV) 66
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I was hoping one of you jerks was a gastroentorolgist. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:27 AM (p4UlV) _______________________ Dr. Anal has some openings on his calendar Posted by: tmitsss at March 11, 2016 07:31 AM (sUvQQ) 67
62 Is the pain always associated with spicy food?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 07:31 AM (iQIUe) I would say, yes. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:32 AM (p4UlV) 68
Speaking of money supply, off to generate income.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 07:32 AM (lJ46T) 69
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Dr. Anal has some openings on his calendar Posted by: tmitsss at March 11, 2016 07:31 AM (sUvQQ) If that's a sock for NGU, forget it. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:32 AM (p4UlV) 70
Constant irritation/pain or sudden brief pain?
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 11, 2016 07:32 AM (mtoPI) Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2016 07:32 AM (hTPJO) 72
Right in the middle of the belly. It comes and goes, becomes more pronounced when I lie down.
Yep. I thought I had some kind of stomach cancer. I was scared half to death. Went to the doc, did the full blood work and the upper and lower GI series and turned out to be IBS and I had reflux too. I always thought you had to taste bile to know you had reflux. Absolutely not the case, as it turns out. My doc, since retired, was fantastic. Gave me a very workable list of dietary restrictions and meds and I have it all under control now. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 11, 2016 07:33 AM (HMt16) 73
"I was hoping one of you jerks was a gastroentorolgist."
No, but I like to play a Gynecologist on the internet. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2016 07:33 AM (ptqRm) 74
Take one part fingernails on a chalkboard, two spoons in a garbage disposal, a cat with it's tail caught in a fan, and a pail full of shrieking harpies. Combine those in a tile lined bathroom and it would still sound better than THAT VOICE.
Posted by: freaked at March 11, 2016 07:34 AM (BO/km) 75
Only gastroenterologist joke I know:
Q: What is the definition of a colonoscope? A: A long black tube with an a**hole at both ends. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 11, 2016 07:35 AM (NeFrd) 76
Jj you should go poop you will feel better.
Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2016 07:35 AM (2Ocf1) 77
Germany sets up a safe sex website for refugees and it's totally awkward
http://ift.tt/1QMbKkV Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 07:21 AM (iQIUe) But actual Germans aren't safe in their own country. Brilliant Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 11, 2016 07:35 AM (45oDG) 78
"Diverticulitis?"
I was medivac'd to Hong Kong with this years ago. In my case, the pain was very sharp, and tended to focus on either an arc on either side of the bladder. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2016 07:35 AM (ptqRm) 79
Kasich is actually funny if you hit 2X FF. Max Headroomish. Other than that he's a piss break.
Posted by: jsg at March 11, 2016 07:36 AM (LnW85) 80
Right in the middle of the belly. It comes and goes, becomes more pronounced when I lie down.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:28 AM Sounds contagious to me. You sure you didn't catch it at the HQ? Lots of bowels in an uproar here yesterday.... Posted by: MrScribbler at March 11, 2016 07:36 AM (WIZNc) 81
I didn't say I knew any good gastroenterologist jokes.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 11, 2016 07:36 AM (NeFrd) 82
Is the pain always associated with spicy food?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 07:31 AM (iQIUe) I would say, yes. Posted by: J.J. Sefton Ulcer? Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2016 07:36 AM (hTPJO) 83
It's a tumor.....
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2016 07:37 AM (ptqRm) 84
My doc, since retired, was fantastic. Gave me a very workable list of dietary restrictions and meds and I have it all under control now. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 11, 2016 07:33 AM (HMt16) _____________________________ Sounds like a quack Posted by: Dr. From HEE-HAW at March 11, 2016 07:37 AM (HSmrB) 85
Sounds like indigestion. And tho you cd tolerate spicy food in your youth, as you get older the body changes. So, you know the cure...
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 07:38 AM (iQIUe) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2016 07:38 AM (ptqRm) 87
My mistake, that is the Bradford Pear blooming. Crape Myrtles don't bloom for another month or two.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 07:38 AM (t2KH5) 88
83 It's a tumor.....
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2016 07:37 AM (ptqRm) It's Lupus. Posted by: Dr. Gregory House at March 11, 2016 07:39 AM (YCG8H) 89
Did somebody ask for a ventriloquist? I know one
Posted by: Charlie McCartthy at March 11, 2016 07:39 AM (1BQGO) 90
Kasich is having a town hall in Lima, Ohio tonight.
If you have the chance, definitely go to Lima, skip the town hall and eat at Old City Prime, a serious steak house downtown. What this place is doing in Lima, I've got no idea. But it's as good an old-world chop house as you'll find in any city. Posted by: jwest at March 11, 2016 07:39 AM (Zs4uk) 91
How did the debate threads pan out? I avoided them. Were people well behaved?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 07:39 AM (iQIUe) 92
8 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:11 AM (p4UlV)
I don't think Smoot-Hawley had as much to do with the depression as all the other stupid shit that FDR did. Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 07:40 AM (t2KH5) 93
Do I start referring to all of you with the honorific "Doctor"?
Posted by: MTF at March 11, 2016 07:40 AM (TxJGV) 94
70 Constant irritation/pain or sudden brief pain?
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 11, 2016 07:32 AM (mtoPI) Sudden and brief. Goes away then hits. Right now I feel fine, but if I press on my gut it feels slightly sore on the inside. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:41 AM (p4UlV) 95
So, the University of Kansas just funded a second, "multicultural" student senate. Two governments, separate but equal, to appease the BLM crowd. Can't make this shit up.
Posted by: In Exile at March 11, 2016 07:41 AM (Z7AXG) 96
92 I don't think Smoot-Hawley had as much to do with the depression as all the other stupid shit that FDR did.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 07:40 AM (t2KH5) That was the crisis that FDR did not let go to waste. So, agreed. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:42 AM (p4UlV) 97
88 It's Lupus.
Posted by: Dr. Gregory House at March 11, 2016 07:39 AM (YCG8H) I just looked in the mirror and I'm now Willie from "Mission: Impossible." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:43 AM (p4UlV) 98
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So okay. I've had 3 or 4 straight days of sharp stomach pains. I've had these attacks about 6 months ago for the first time. it followed eating very spicy food which I was never sensitive to before. Irritable bowel? Gastritis? Hidden reflux? Ugh. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:23 AM (p4UlV) When I had sharp stomach pains like that it turned out to be colon cancer. Best check it out. Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 07:43 AM (t2KH5) 99
This is some fantastic medical advice. I mean, really.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 11, 2016 07:43 AM (S1Gtv) 100
"Do I start referring to all of you with the honorific "Doctor"?"
I my case it completely merited. Posted by: That's "Dr." Jill Biden at March 11, 2016 07:43 AM (1BQGO) 101
JJ - Do you still have your appendix?
Posted by: tops at March 11, 2016 07:43 AM (p5xLT) 102
All it will take is a few dozen more articles outlining how uninformed we rubes in the hinterlands are. Sounds like the lectures we've gotten from the Establishment all these years. You know, the same kind of thing that led to Trump support in the first place. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at March 11, 2016 07:44 AM (oVJmc) 103
"Doctor!" Is that said with a British accent?
Next we will be back with the Amelia Clara River Song Pond for the name of a child. Or River Tam. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 07:44 AM (lJ46T) 104
Do I start referring to all of you with the honorific "Doctor"? Posted by: MTF at March 11, 2016 07:40 AM (TxJGV) _______________________ Yes Posted by: Dr. From HEE-HAW at March 11, 2016 07:44 AM (HSmrB) 105
"How did the debate threads pan out? I avoided them. Were people well behaved? "
I got the impression of lots of gloom, doom, despair, and depression. Maybe a pinch of acceptance too. Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old, unimproved, and overpriced. at March 11, 2016 07:44 AM (WVsWD) 106
101 JJ - Do you still have your appendix?
Posted by: tops at March 11, 2016 07:43 AM (p5xLT) Yes. And my glossary too. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:45 AM (p4UlV) 107
Speaking of Bowie, I found this really cool and funny tribute on youtube last night:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/z963dxs A collection of humorous moments on talk shows and onstage. He was a really funny guy. Such an anti-celebrity. Never took himself too seriously and he was very self-deprecating. Two parts of this vid that had me rolling: 1. In the Ziggy years, trying to get the blokes in his band to dress the part of the Spiders from Mars and facing a big backlash till they found out they had girls throwing themselves at them. Then it was all "'ey mate, where's my fookin' mascara?" 2. The part where he describes taking his teenaged son to a concert and his son came down the stairs with multi-colored hair. Bowie started to say "I'm not going out with you in public like tha-" and then went, "oh, right, what am *I* gonna say about that?" Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 11, 2016 07:45 AM (HMt16) 108
Fields is going on the morning shows today. LOL
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 07:45 AM (iQIUe) 109
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Good morning all. From yesterday in 1944 - Anzio Mar 10, 1944 - The EZ Dog Journal Between shelling and air raids this was quite a day. A concentration (about 90 rds in 5 minutes) of 88's hit in town today. One hit the Brig medics house. Tore off one corner. No other damage. One plane shot down during air raid. Mar 11, 1944 - no entry 88 refers to the German 88 mm Flug Abwehr Kanon (FLAK gun). Flug = flight Abwehr = defense Kanon = cannon Primarily an air defense weapon, it was actually a multipurpose cannon that was used for anti-tank, antipersonnel and anti-aircraft missions. It was one of the workhorses of the German Artillery. A telescopic sight allowed for direct targeting in line-of-sight, without spotters or FO's, which made it very effective as an anti-tank weapon. http://www.efour4ever.com/88.htm Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 11, 2016 07:16 AM (NeFrd)" Sorry to nitpick Muldoon but it is actually Flugzeug that you are defending against. Flugzeug is an aircraft. Germans tend to build words this way by adding "zeug" to make it something that facilitates the word it has been added to. For example, "Werkzeug" means "tool", something that helps you do the work. Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 11, 2016 07:45 AM (QHgTq) 110
Right now I feel fine, but if I press on my gut it feels slightly sore on the inside.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:41 AM Have you consulted a genuine, not-on-the-internet M.D. about this? It could be -- and probably is -- nothing, but if it has lasted more than a day or so I wouldn't recommend popping a Tums and ignoring it. Any "medical" advice I gave would probably contain references to spark plugs and replacement filters, so don't take it. Posted by: MrScribbler at March 11, 2016 07:46 AM (WIZNc) 111
Have you had any contact with aliens lately? Because sometimes they plant eggs in your abdomen and the when they grow the adolescent alien bursts right through your chest. You might try Pepto Bismo but I doubt it'll help much.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 11, 2016 07:48 AM (Nwg0u) 112
Did everyone catch Trump saying that Germany, Japan, Korea and scores of other countries have relied on the U.S. for protection for decades and haven't paid anything for it?
And that if he's president, that's going to change? "Nice country you've got there. Be a shame if something happened to it". I've got a feeling those people afraid of Social Security running out of money might welcome such a revenue-producing program. Posted by: jwest at March 11, 2016 07:48 AM (Zs4uk) 113
110 Posted by: MrScribbler at March 11, 2016 07:46 AM (WIZNc)
I had this happen for the first time about 8 months ago, and it went away after a few days. Was taking Zantac as well. It flared up after eating some spicy food last week and then continuing with a couple more heavy meals. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:48 AM (p4UlV) 114
So a german train station is a rapezeug?
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 11, 2016 07:49 AM (mtoPI) 115
JJ
You can get Zegreid over the counter and if that helps, probably reflux. But tenderness of your abdomen might mean something else. Guess you'll see your doctor. All the best. Posted by: tops at March 11, 2016 07:49 AM (p5xLT) 116
95 So, the University of Kansas just funded a second, "multicultural" student senate. Two governments, separate but equal, to appease the BLM crowd. Can't make this shit up. Posted by: In Exile at March 11, 2016 07:41 AM (Z7AXG) Now the two s'gubmints can hurl duly debated and passed resolutions of inauthenticity against each other, and all at taxpayer expense. When has student government, at any level, not been anything other than a morosely unfunny joke? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: 'Who Decides?' at March 11, 2016 07:49 AM (BK3ZS) 117
115 JJ
You can get Zegreid over the counter and if that helps, probably reflux. But tenderness of your abdomen might mean something else. Guess you'll see your doctor. All the best. Posted by: tops at March 11, 2016 07:49 AM (p5xLT) I'll wait out the weekend and if it doesn't improve, I'll go in. My fabulous insurance will cover nothing since I have a $6,000 copay. Thank you John Roberts (piss be upon him) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:50 AM (p4UlV) 118
JJ - Had a colonoscopy yet?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 11, 2016 07:51 AM (UpGcq) 119
Michelle Fields got her 15 minutes. But, like the Rube, now she's lost her base. Good luck with your new friends at NBC, Michelle.
Posted by: MTF at March 11, 2016 07:51 AM (TxJGV) 120
Hear about that NFL player whose contract was not renewed bc his wife is a pain in the ass? Saw that coming when she fought the security guards. LOL
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 07:51 AM (iQIUe) 121
108 Fields is going on the morning shows today. LOL
I just hope everyone realizes that the GOPe is orchestrating this attack, not the left. Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 11, 2016 07:51 AM (HMt16) 122
118 JJ - Had a colonoscopy yet?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 11, 2016 07:51 AM (UpGcq) Had my 4th in 2013. Small polyp removed in 2003 (my first procedure) and then nothing found in the next 4. Due for my next one in 2018. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:52 AM (p4UlV) 123
Tomorrow, I'll be firing off rockets:
http://www.soarrocketry.org/events/soar-mill-springs-launch-2016-mar/ Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 11, 2016 07:53 AM (bpn7O) 124
It flared up after eating some spicy food last week and then continuing with a couple more heavy meals.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:48 AM Sometimes, the inline filter between the fuel tank and carburetor can get clogged with sediment, causing a drop in performance. It's also possible your timing needs to be reset. Posted by: MrScribbler at March 11, 2016 07:54 AM (WIZNc) 125
Considering what the MFM is, you definitely have to take what they say with a large grain of salt. That said, it behooves us all to have this properly investigated. At least to the degree that other candidates have been for alleged misconduct.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:54 AM (p4UlV) Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2016 07:54 AM (hTPJO) 127
@94. I think Trump is giving Sefton an ulcer.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 11, 2016 07:54 AM (I0sxh) 128
"Hey Doc, it hurts when I do this."
. . . . . (giving a whack with a rubber chicken is optional/optimal) Posted by: GnuBreed at March 11, 2016 07:54 AM (gyKtp) 129
BTW, when I had colon cancer I was also passing blood so be on the lookout for that.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 07:54 AM (t2KH5) 130
See a doctor. Avoid the food that's irritating you (keep a food diary to narrow down what it is)
Posted by: @votermom at March 11, 2016 07:55 AM (cbfNE) 131
124 Posted by: MrScribbler at March 11, 2016 07:54 AM (WIZNc)
This is the thanks I get after defending you the other day. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:55 AM (p4UlV) 132
I just hope everyone realizes that the GOPe is orchestrating this attack, not the left.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 11, 2016 07:51 AM (HMt16) Are there any new developments ? Posted by: Velvet Ambition at March 11, 2016 07:55 AM (QPdNE) Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 07:55 AM (iQIUe) 134
My regular doc retired a few years ago; I just found out he is still seeing some of his old patients for cash. Obamacare, what else can you do for me.
Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2016 07:55 AM (cXiMR) 135
127 @94. I think Trump is giving Sefton an ulcer.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 11, 2016 07:54 AM (I0sxh) Pfft. Compared to the past 7+ years. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:56 AM (p4UlV) 136
So Trump is now taking flak for saying that "Islam hates us."
I would like to know why anybody thinks that is not true. Obviously, many muzzies have been trying to murder as many Americans as possible for years. Hence, WTC bombings, 9/11, Boston Marathon, Ft. Hood, San Bernardino, etc., etc. Then there are the many "Minnesota men" (a/k/a Somali muslim immigrants) who've been arrested for attending terrorist training camps (not to mention the many "Minnesota" women and men, a/k/a Somali muslim immigrants) who always rally at the courthouses to defend these wannabe terrorist scumbags. But I'm not even talking about the rabidly murderous type of muzzies. I'm talking about everyday, mainstream, "peaceful" muzzies. The kind who don't believe in separation of church and state; don't believe in freedom of religion; don't believe in freedom of speech; don't believe in free markets; don't believe in equal civil rights for women; don't believe in any rights for gays; and who think Christians, Jews, atheists, etc., are inferior to muslims. So what is it, exactly, that muslims "love" about America or Americans? Our money? Our gullibility? Our stupidity? The fact is that Trump is right. Muslims hate us, and everything we stand for. Even the ones who are not actively trying to murder us would happily vote to deprive Americans of all our most cherished freedoms and place us under the boot of a worldwide islamic caliphate. So why do we sit back and continue to allow Obama to import muslims here by the millions? And why do we allow accusations of "islamophobia!" or "raaaaaacism!" to be hurled at anybody who dares to point out the obvious truths about how incredibly stupid and self-destructive this is? Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 11, 2016 07:56 AM (df5V4) 137
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So okay. I've had 3 or 4 straight days of sharp stomach pains. I've had these attacks about 6 months ago for the first time. it followed eating very spicy food which I was never sensitive to before. Irritable bowel? Gastritis? Hidden reflux? Ugh. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:23 AM (p4UlV)" Did anything unusual happen recently while you were bending over examining alien eggs? Posted by: Kane at March 11, 2016 07:56 AM (QHgTq) 138
JJ- See a doctor. But report back, because the assembled group seems now fully engaged and (just guessing here) will probably have ongoing advice.
Posted by: MTF at March 11, 2016 07:57 AM (TxJGV) 139
This is the thanks I get after defending you the other day.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:55 AM You're right. I should also have advised you to get new points and a condenser. And maybe cut back on teh Joo Cuisine. Posted by: MrScribbler at March 11, 2016 07:57 AM (WIZNc) 140
It flared up after eating some spicy food last week and then continuing with a couple more heavy meals. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:48 AM (p4UlV) ________________________ Then stop eating.... Posted by: Dr. From HEE-HAW at March 11, 2016 07:57 AM (HSmrB) 141
JJ, could also be the front end of kidney stones. You might have to deal with this professionally, if prilosec isn't helping.
Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2016 07:58 AM (cXiMR) 142
It flared up after eating some spicy food last week and then continuing with a couple more heavy meals.
Prilosec. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at March 11, 2016 07:58 AM (oVJmc) 143
. It comes and goes, becomes more pronounced when I lie down.
................ Try earplugs when lying down maybe..... Posted by: Molly k. at March 11, 2016 07:58 AM (4aaDj) 144
Fields is going on the morning shows today. LOL Of course she is. Because Twump is such a meanie! Fortunately, I missed out on all the Fields brouhaha yesterday, but I did have to disagree with Ace's "Protestors are annoying but they shouldn't be handled roughly or hit. Reporters are annoying but they shouldn't be grabbed and yanked, almost to the ground." No, no, a thousand times no. If you send a couple of BLM thugs to the hospital, the rest will think twice before disrupting your rally. And I favor the D-Lamp treatment for the MFM. Know your friends and punish your enemies. That's the Obama way and it damned well better be the GOP way. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 11, 2016 08:00 AM (X6fMO) 145
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So a german train station is a rapezeug? Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 11, 2016 07:49 AM (mtoPI)" That would be a public swimming pool. Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 11, 2016 08:00 AM (QHgTq) 146
Sorry to nitpick Muldoon but it is actually Flugzeug that you are defending against. Flugzeug is an aircraft.
Germans tend to build words this way by adding "zeug" to make it something that facilitates the word it has been added to. For example, "Werkzeug" means "tool", something that helps you do the work. Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 11, 2016 07:45 AM (QHgTq) ***** Thanks. Nitpicking is how the apes avoid having horrible lice infestations. Don't eat the green ones though. They're not ripe. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 11, 2016 08:00 AM (NeFrd) 147
141 JJ, could also be the front end of kidney stones. You might have to deal with this professionally, if prilosec isn't helping.
Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2016 07:58 AM (cXiMR) Full disclosure: I do have a stone that is in the lower part of one kidney. It was in the least optimal position to get blasted by sound so the doc said just leave it be. But this is in the front of the stomach. I don't see the connection. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:00 AM (p4UlV) 148
"The fact is that Trump is right. Muslims hate us, and everything we stand for."
Is that the same Trump who wants to line Muslim children up against a wall and shoot them while beating up women reporters? You've got to excuse me if I have trouble keeping up, I'm not a New York writer... But I will start stepping out of the shower to pee. Posted by: jwest at March 11, 2016 08:00 AM (Zs4uk) 149
J.J. also monitor your body temperature in case it is some kind of infection.
For now stick to bland food and remember to stay hydrated. Like really bland - avoid stuff that can give you gas too like broccoli and stuff. I hope whatever it is heals by itself but if not hope you see a doctor. Posted by: @votermom at March 11, 2016 08:01 AM (cbfNE) 150
Madonna shows up 4 hours late and drunk for a concert. I'd demand a refund if I had paid. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 08:01 AM (iQIUe) 151
Once again I find myself in Manhattan
Once again I find myself asking "people live here? By choice?" It feels like a penal colony Posted by: RobM1981 at March 11, 2016 08:01 AM (sorBm) 152
Germany is hooking up the "refugees" with willing goats?
Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2016 08:02 AM (B48dK) 153
151 Once again I find myself in Manhattan
Once again I find myself asking "people live here? By choice?" It feels like a penal colony Posted by: RobM1981 at March 11, 2016 08:01 AM (sorBm) Just discovered the source of my stomach problem! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:02 AM (p4UlV) 154
She told the crowd she was not making any money from the concert. That may or may not be true but the people still paid big $$$ to see her.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 08:02 AM (iQIUe) 155
I'll wait out the weekend and if it doesn't improve, I'll go in. My
fabulous insurance will cover nothing since I have a $6,000 copay. One of my best friends has a serious shoulder joint issue, but won't go to the orthopedics because he too faces a $6,000 deductible. What good is insurance if you can't afford to use it? Fuck you much, John Roberts. Posted by: GnuBreed at March 11, 2016 08:02 AM (gyKtp) 156
So Trump is now taking flak...
**** Obnoxious A-hole can tell you the proper derivation of that term. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 11, 2016 08:02 AM (NeFrd) 157
When you say front of stomach do you mean near the belly button, J.J.?
Posted by: @votermom at March 11, 2016 08:03 AM (cbfNE) 158
"But I will start stepping out of the shower to pee."
Ewwww. You're going to pee in a bowl of cold water that just sits there after you flush, leaving behind germs and bacteria? Stay in the shower where the water is hot and soapy. More sanitary. Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old, unimproved, and overpriced. at March 11, 2016 08:03 AM (WVsWD) 159
I've had 3.. couple of polyps.. So, you are probably good in that department..
and, I can fully understand your seeking advice from morons rather than initiating the series of events that will start with a call to your doc.. I had sharp lower abdomen pains recently.. felt like I was passing a stone, but kept up off and on for weeks.. called the urologist.. which led to ultrasounds, etc.. etc.. nothing.. then it stopped.. probably was a small stone.. so, several visits and a thousand bucks later, I'm back where I started! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 11, 2016 08:03 AM (UpGcq) 160
149 J.J. also monitor your body temperature in case it is some kind of infection.
For now stick to bland food and remember to stay hydrated. Like really bland - avoid stuff that can give you gas too like broccoli and stuff. I hope whatever it is heals by itself but if not hope you see a doctor. Posted by: @votermom at March 11, 2016 08:01 AM (cbfNE) Thanks. Body temp is normal. So no booze, coffee, onions, garlic, meat, pepper, salt, sugar . . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:03 AM (p4UlV) 161
So Germany releases a sex guide for the rapefugees with no mention of edged weapons?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 11, 2016 08:04 AM (Nwg0u) 162
157 When you say front of stomach do you mean near the belly button, J.J.?
Posted by: @votermom at March 11, 2016 08:03 AM (cbfNE) A bit higher, but that general region. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:04 AM (p4UlV) 163
136 So Trump is now taking flak for saying that "Islam hates us."
I would like to know why anybody thinks that is not true. -- Don't be silly! "Death to America" is just their quaint cultural way of saying "I love America" Posted by: @votermom at March 11, 2016 08:05 AM (cbfNE) 164
Morning
Posted by: Bigby's Futile Gesture at March 11, 2016 08:05 AM (3ZtZW) 165
158 Stay in the shower where the water is hot and soapy.
More sanitary. Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old, unimproved, and overpriced. at March 11, 2016 08:03 AM (WVsWD) I learned what "the Cleveland Stomp" was right here at the HQ. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:05 AM (p4UlV) 166
"So Trump is now taking flak..."
That would be a Trump abwehr Kanone or TaK for short. Kind of TaKy if you ask me. Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old, unimproved, and overpriced. at March 11, 2016 08:06 AM (WVsWD) 167
Stay in the shower where the water is hot and soapy.
More sanitary. Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old, unimproved, and overpriced. at March 11, 2016 08:03 AM (WVsWD) Fuck. I knew I was doing it right, but I bowed to peer pressure. Luckily, I didn't go on the networks and apologize to all the toilet interest groups for peeing in the shower all those years. It just goes to show you should stick to your core beliefs. Posted by: jwest at March 11, 2016 08:06 AM (Zs4uk) 168
Sefton, It's probably nothing but if it's really starting to bother you, best see a doctor. As we get older it's not uncommon to wake up to a new pain every so often. Usually they go away after some time. But if it's persistent...
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 11, 2016 08:06 AM (HSAmh) 169
"J.J. also monitor your body temperature in case it is some kind of infection. "
Rectal thermometer is best for this. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2016 08:06 AM (ptqRm) 170
At my last checkup, I told the doctor I was having an uncomfortable stomach with some heatburn. He recommended cutting acid in the stomach (cutting back on soda, for me, could be other things for you) and more water. That, along with prilosec now and then, has helped.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at March 11, 2016 08:07 AM (oVJmc) 171
JJ - Does the pain radiate to your back?
Posted by: tops at March 11, 2016 08:07 AM (p5xLT) 172
"Obnoxious A-hole can tell you the proper derivation of that term.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 11, 2016 08:02 AM (NeFrd)" Hey, that name was not chosen at random. Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 11, 2016 08:08 AM (QHgTq) 173
Don't eat the green ones though. They're not ripe.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 11, 2016 08:00 AM (NeFrd) You catch that, JJ? Posted by: MTF at March 11, 2016 08:08 AM (TxJGV) 174
168 Sefton, It's probably nothing but if it's really starting to bother you, best see a doctor. As we get older it's not uncommon to wake up to a new pain every so often. Usually they go away after some time. But if it's persistent...
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 11, 2016 08:06 AM (HSAmh) Yeah, Father Time might have something to do with it. I love spicy food, but it's starting to have its revenge. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:08 AM (p4UlV) 175
171 JJ - Does the pain radiate to your back?
Posted by: tops at March 11, 2016 08:07 AM (p5xLT) Nope. Just in the stomach. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:08 AM (p4UlV) 176
No, no, a thousand times no. If you send a couple of BLM thugs to the hospital, the rest will think twice before disrupting your rally. And I favor the D-Lamp treatment for the MFM.
Know your friends and punish your enemies. That's the Obama way and it damned well better be the GOP way. ............ MP4 - If Trump is the nominee, the video of that Trump supporter cold-cocking the black kid will play a million times on Hillary ads. Is that how you want your party represented? I don't. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 11, 2016 08:08 AM (UpGcq) 177
Probably not gall bladder than.
Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2016 08:09 AM (B48dK) Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 11, 2016 08:09 AM (NeFrd) 179
Paul Anka is coming to town May 8th -- Tickets start at $60.
There was no word on whether the guys get t-shirts. Posted by: GnuBreed at March 11, 2016 08:10 AM (gyKtp) 180
JJ - stones cause referred pain. So, your stomach/upper GI get a little bloated - they push on the kidney a little and bang shit hurts. Even if its nowhere near the stone. My last stone made my upper back hurt, thought I was having a heart attack. Still its unlikely since your acquainted with the little bitches.
The razor says reflux. Ditch all your id, learn a few Spanish key words, go lay down on the sidewalk somewhere and get your 'free' treatment. Hell, you paid for it. Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2016 08:11 AM (cXiMR) 181
NOT t-shirts! Shirts!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 11, 2016 08:11 AM (UpGcq) 182
You have an elderly man who may have psych problems. Is that what Hillary wants? To demonize an old mentally ill man?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 08:11 AM (iQIUe) 183
If body temp is normal that may rule out diverticulitis, which is an infection. And then again, maybe not. If it is diverticulitis, you can work the offending area through the colon by pressing along the stomach.
Yeah. Voice of experience here. Also experience with GERD. Which sounds more like what you've got. Posted by: creeper at March 11, 2016 08:12 AM (eBsWa) 184
I wish people had cared about all the innocent people who were just trying to get to jobs or home that the BLM throttled.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 08:12 AM (iQIUe) 185
British leader David Cameron got "distracted" and French President Nicolas Sarkozy wanted to promote his country during the 2011 NATO-led military intervention in Libya, US President Barack Obama said in an interview with The Atlantic Thursday.
Obama didn't shy away from rebuking two of his closest allies in the extensive magazine interview, as he discussed the conditions surrounding the British and French-led bombing campaign that led to the fall of Moamer Kadhafi's regime. What a surprise. Libya was Britain and France's fault. Precious Barry had nothing to do with it. Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 11, 2016 08:12 AM (45oDG) 186
I learned what "the Cleveland Stomp" was right here at the HQ.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:05 AM (p4UlV) Ok I'll admit it. I have no clue. It's not in the Urban Dictionary. I'll file this one as a need to know basis only and put myself in the doesn't need to know category. Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old, unimproved, and overpriced. at March 11, 2016 08:12 AM (WVsWD) 187
"Ditch all your id, learn a few Spanish key words, go
lay down on the sidewalk somewhere and get your 'free' treatment. Hell, you paid for it. Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2016 08:11 AM (cXiMR)" I would think in this case that you would want to ditch your superego. Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 11, 2016 08:13 AM (QHgTq) 188
Rectal thermometer is best for this.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice ***** Just ignore the taste. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 11, 2016 08:13 AM (NeFrd) 189
My wife listens to the same Jennifer Nettles song about twice in every fifteen minutes, everyday I'm home. Much more of this and I may actually have to abandon my "Friday work at home" regimen. We may have to have a counseling meeting about this. Get HR involved.
Posted by: MTF at March 11, 2016 08:13 AM (TxJGV) 190
Seriously, JJ and everyone, go get a colonoscopy. It's not that bad. My brother (57) had indigestion symptoms and by the time he went in, stage four. Totally preventable. Even if it is just indigestion, please everybody, do yourselves and your loved ones a favor. Posted by: Justamom at March 11, 2016 08:14 AM (sVnbw) 191
183 Yeah. Voice of experience here. Also experience with GERD. Which sounds more like what you've got.
Posted by: creeper at March 11, 2016 08:12 AM (eBsWa) GERD, as in Gerd Frobe? Seriously, I am kind of bloated as well. I might just suck it up and go to the damn doctor. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:14 AM (p4UlV) 192
190 Posted by: Justamom at March 11, 2016 08:14 AM (sVnbw)
I've had 4 since 2003. Last one was in 2013. I'm fine in that dept. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:15 AM (p4UlV) 193
Well you left out the bloating JJ. Suck it up go to the Doctor please.
Posted by: tops at March 11, 2016 08:16 AM (p5xLT) 194
TFG previously blamed Hillary for Libya.
Throwing England and France under the bus is an election ploy. Posted by: MTF at March 11, 2016 08:16 AM (TxJGV) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2016 08:16 AM (ptqRm) 196
Obama made a joke the other day about how it's great that a kid born in Calgary, Canada (Cruz) can try to become U.S. president.
Wouldn't it be great if we had an objective media to point out the irony of a U.S. president who, for decades, used a bio that claimed he'd been born in Kenya, and who grew up dreaming of becoming Prime Minister of Indonesia, making birther jokes about Cruz? Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 11, 2016 08:17 AM (df5V4) 197
#57
Except the chip dumping concern was about RAM, a business Intel had largely abandoned by that time as they favored parts with better margins as their CPU dominance grew. Posted by: Epobirs at March 11, 2016 08:18 AM (IdCqF) 198
196 Man it must be great to have,not only Democrat immunity,but also racial immunity.
Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2016 08:18 AM (B48dK) 199
188 Rectal thermometer is best for this.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice ***** Just ignore the taste. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 11, 2016 08:13 AM (NeFrd) Whose ass is this going into; mine or someone else's? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:19 AM (p4UlV) 200
Good on you,JJ. Good luck on what is hopefully a minor problem. Now, everybody else, go get that thing done. It's not that bad. Just remember; those people you might be em-bare-assed in front of chose to work on colons. Posted by: Justamom at March 11, 2016 08:19 AM (sVnbw) 201
"Whose ass is this going into; mine or someone else's?"
Well, who's body temperature are you monitoring? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2016 08:20 AM (ptqRm) 202
VIA Thanks for the laugh!
Posted by: tops at March 11, 2016 08:20 AM (p5xLT) 203
G'mornin everyone.
#21 above nominated for some kinda prize, like the Right of Eternal Reposting. Good luck, Sefton, I hope it's something simple & an easy fix. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 11, 2016 08:20 AM (Z8DIA) 204
I should still be in bed.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2016 08:21 AM (LOqRU) 205
JJ, it's time to make the run to a doctor. You've exhausted our expertise.
Posted by: creeper at March 11, 2016 08:21 AM (eBsWa) 206
I would think in this case that you would want to ditch your superego.
- Dignity is sooooooooooo 20th century. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 11, 2016 08:21 AM (Nwg0u) 207
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 11, 2016 08:22 AM (ZQfW9) 208
I wish someone was watching Night Manager besides me. I want to know why Roper wd take in Pine into his organisation. Worse, why wd he want a good looking guy around his hawt girlfriend. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 08:22 AM (iQIUe) 209
We've got a Trump rally downtown today and a Cruz rally (which I am working) tomorrow in the 'burbs at my old high school. Oh, the joys of living in a swing state. Posted by: Justamom at March 11, 2016 08:22 AM (sVnbw) 210
What a surprise. Libya was Britain and France's fault. Precious Barry had nothing to do with it.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 11, 2016 08:12 AM (45oDG) Of course the kinetic military action had nothing to do with it. Posted by: Doctor Hanoverfist at March 11, 2016 08:23 AM (YCG8H) 211
205 JJ, it's time to make the run to a doctor. You've exhausted our expertise.
Posted by: creeper at March 11, 2016 08:21 AM (eBsWa) My gut (heh) tells me I'm just at that age that I can't tolerate a lot of spicy foods anymore. I'll wait out the weekend and just go on bread and water and see what happens. Appreciate the advice. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:23 AM (p4UlV) 212
Yeah I need to win the lottery. Pay off the house and afford knick-knacks like this
http://www.bonhams.com/auctions/23706/lot/206/ Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 08:24 AM (lJ46T) 213
Watching CNN (still on same channel from last night) and they had on a former Jeb communications guy, Tim Miller.
What an obnoxious dick-bag. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 11, 2016 08:24 AM (S1Gtv) 214
Smoot-Hawley didn't create the Depression but helped to make it Great and long. It's easy to forget that things got pretty bad outside the US as well, which handicapping international trade didn't help. There was all kinds of bad choices by other players internationally that helped make a bad time worse and, by no small coincidence, fueled the leftover anger from World War I and lead to World War II rather than let those fires die out.
Posted by: Epobirs at March 11, 2016 08:24 AM (IdCqF) 215
I'll wait out the weekend and just go on bread and water and see what happens.
Bread and water only is a bad idea. It will plug you up bad. Posted by: Count de Monet at March 11, 2016 08:26 AM (JO9+V) 216
Libya was Britain and France's fault. Precious Barry had nothing to do with it.
- They wouldn't let him be clear. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 11, 2016 08:26 AM (Nwg0u) 217
Yeah I need to win the lottery. Pay off the house and afford knick-knacks like this Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 08:24 AM You want a pair of knockers? Hell, worked for the former Mr Jenner.... Posted by: MrScribbler at March 11, 2016 08:26 AM (WIZNc) 218
212
If I'm going to spend 3-5k on "knockers" they are going to look a little different than those. Posted by: Jubal Anderson Early at March 11, 2016 08:26 AM (RdP/w) 219
MP4 - If Trump is the nominee, the video of that Trump supporter cold-cocking the black kid will play a million times on Hillary ads. Is that how you want your party represented? I don't. Well, the GOP, despite what I said above, isn't "my party," but no matter. I understand the point you're making, which is "why give the enemy ammunition against you?" but you know, of course, that Trump could be the second coming of Christ and Scankles and the MFM (BIRM) would still find a way to paint him as Satan incarnate; the "Daisy Ad" and all that. But I believe a larger statement needs to be made, which is that - in the case of BLM thugs - you are racist dillholes who have been getting a free pass for your thuggery and arson because of your color. You need to be prosecuted and held to account. And if you get cold-cocked or tased while being hustled out of a Trump rally - a rally you are there only to disrupt - then I'm not shedding a single tear. But YMMV. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 11, 2016 08:27 AM (X6fMO) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 11, 2016 08:27 AM (S1Gtv) 221
The Horde never disappoints... in diving straight for the gutter.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 08:28 AM (lJ46T) Posted by: MrScribbler at March 11, 2016 08:28 AM (WIZNc) 223
I have some medical advice for you Mr. Sefton, but you might not like it.
Posted by: Caitlin Jenner at March 11, 2016 08:30 AM (TxJGV) 224
Could double as pastys.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 08:30 AM (iQIUe) 225
221 It's what we do.
Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2016 08:31 AM (B48dK) 226
$20 off kindle readers today
Link in nic Posted by: @votermom at March 11, 2016 08:31 AM (cbfNE) 227
Articles seem to run in patterns, as if the commenters and pundits move in herds. First articles will all be on one topic and all will nod in unison. Then they will head off in a random direction to another topic, squawk about that for a while before heading off in another direction.
It doesn't lead to much of anything in my opinion. The latest topic seems to be "Christians: How Can They Support Trump?" all of the chin-wagers are pondering this serious topic to drain it of all of its seriousness because Trump is so awful it is certain no Christian can support him. Perhaps - and this is a wild idea so give it some thought - perhaps many Christians are not one-dimensional people and are affected by many other interests, and like all individual people they will choose what interest of theirs seems to be uppermost, and it may not be their religion. I know, what a crazy idea, eh? Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries ACME Brand Trump-Stoppers! at March 11, 2016 08:31 AM (hLRSq) Posted by: Inga at March 11, 2016 08:31 AM (ptqRm) 229
Would they have really used a star of David back then? I thought a menorah was the Jooish symbol.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 08:31 AM (iQIUe) 230
*dispatches bargeload of Gopher wood to Anna Puma* Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 11, 2016 08:32 AM (9mTYi) 231
Free school lunches!
Free college education! Free public radio! Free pubic transportation! Free smart Obamaphone! Free E B T! Vote Democrat! Because, the best in life is FREE! ‽ Howdy, y'all. Posted by: mindful webworker - poetic just as at March 11, 2016 08:34 AM (l/Pix) 232
Muldoon - Still here? Tell me again how to obtain a print copy of 'Ruin', please.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 11, 2016 08:34 AM (9mTYi) 233
MP4 - If Trump is the nominee, the video of that Trump supporter cold-cocking the black kid will play a million times on Hillary ads.
Is that how you want your party represented? I don't. ------------ That's a joke right? Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at March 11, 2016 08:34 AM (kXzR8) 234
I think I'll go get some tea before the day really starts rocking. BBL.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 11, 2016 08:34 AM (X6fMO) 235
I have studied the situation and formed this conclusion: it's only the radical Muslims that want to cut your head off. The moderate Muslims want the radical ones to cut your head off.
Posted by: Buck Ofama at March 11, 2016 08:34 AM (GLFWg) 236
"So okay. I've had 3 or 4 straight days of sharp stomach pains. I've had these attacks about 6 months ago for the first time. it followed eating very spicy food which I was never sensitive to before."
Had something similar, though a bit more intense (would get pukey in addition to the pains). Turned out it was a type of diverticulitus (meckel's or some sh*t), ultimately they ended up cutting a hunk of intestine out of me. Could have gone very wrong if they hadn't caught it in time. Like pine box wrong. Not tryin' to skeer you, just think you shouldn't take this thing lightly. Horde members is scarce on the ground, we need to care for our own, yo. Posted by: Cap City Daydrunk at March 11, 2016 08:34 AM (O50yS) 237
*wavies out again*
Back to editing and condensing chapter on Judaism under war time in the USSR. *puts the 1959 Ben-Hur in PS3* Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 08:36 AM (lJ46T) 238
The latest topic seems to be "Christians: How Can They Support Trump?" all of the chin-wagers are pondering this serious topic to drain it of all of its seriousness
because Trump is so awful it is certain no Christian can support him. WTF? We supported the Crusades. Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2016 08:36 AM (hTPJO) 239
Possibly the most deranged article on Cruz I've seen so far:
http://tinyurl.com/h5665lh Now, the Observer is the local "underground" free mag for advertising entertainment, food, tatoos, sexlines etc. So, keep that in mind. OTOH, a well-educated and deeply religious friend whoe opinion I respect thinks the Dominionism is a deal breaker, as well. A handy stick for the Dems, if he gets the nom. Posted by: Sal at March 11, 2016 08:37 AM (MRX6w) 240
That's a joke right?
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at March 11, 2016 08:34 AM (kXzR No, it isn't. You are supposed to be paralyzed in fear thinking about what your moral betters on the Left, in the media, and in the Democrat party plan to do. Do not do what you think is best for you and the country (whatever that is), cringe and wince, take the road least likely to lead to their scorn. That is the way to victory. Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries ACME Brand Trump-Stoppers! at March 11, 2016 08:37 AM (hLRSq) Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2016 08:37 AM (u82oZ) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2016 08:38 AM (ptqRm) 243
Right in the middle of the belly. It comes and goes, becomes more pronounced when I lie down.
-- J.J., I had something similar about 6 weeks ago. But I also had a lot of burning that moved around from the high stomach area, to the belly button area to a bit lower. Just when I thought it was gone, it would come back. I started drinking Aloe Vera Juice. Lakewood Organic, to be exact. It went away. AVJ is supposed to be really good for a variety of stomach ailments. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 11, 2016 08:39 AM (pVkEV) 244
@231. Trump should just give everyone who votes for him a thousand dollars. Because you are right, the donks are buying votes, with tax dollars.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 11, 2016 08:39 AM (I0sxh) 245
So, the guy in KS who killed 5 people tried to slit his throat. Unfortunately, he survived.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 08:40 AM (iQIUe) 246
ain't this internet thing wunnerful?
From anna's link to door knockers, I get to Charlton Heston's home in the Los Angeles hills when it was up for sale last year, in just a few clicks.. THIS would be my buy with a big lottery win! http://tinyurl.com/q8uakvs Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 11, 2016 08:40 AM (UpGcq) 247
235 I have studied the situation and formed this conclusion: it's only the radical Muslims that want to cut your head off. The moderate Muslims want the radical ones to cut your head off.
Posted by: Buck Ofama at March 11, 2016 08:34 AM (GLFWg) __________________________ And they ALL want to deprive us of our freedoms. The "radical" ones want to do it by killing us; the others are content just to immigrate here, overwhelm us with their numbers and out-vote us. Either way, it's downright idiotic and suicidal to keep importing millions of foreigners who despise us, our values and our freedoms, and who would happily place us all under the boot of a worldwide islamic caliphate. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 11, 2016 08:40 AM (df5V4) 248
And if you get cold-cocked or tased while being hustled out of a Trump rally - a rally you are there only to disrupt - then I'm not shedding a single tear. But YMMV.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 11, 2016 08:27 AM (X6fMO) I'm old enough that I still remember when civility was a two way street, despite the indoctrination attempts! Posted by: Hrothgar at March 11, 2016 08:41 AM (wYnyS) 249
So Hillary Clinton calls a grieving mother a liar and gets away with it.
What the fuck happened to reality? Those CERN eggheads must have opened a big black hole of insanity when nobody was looking. Posted by: Fritz at March 11, 2016 08:41 AM (UzPAd) 250
Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2016 08:36 AM (hTPJO)
I'm just giving my observation. It could be a case of "How can I convince these folks to not support this candidate - I know! They're Christians so I'll just emphasize how morally repugnant he is. They're simple and easily swayed by that." Then again, maybe not. But the herd and flocking mentality prevalent in the chin-wagging crowd is pretty strong. Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries ACME Brand Trump-Stoppers! at March 11, 2016 08:41 AM (hLRSq) 251
the video of that Trump supporter cold-cocking
- I'm apparently in the minority on this but I always heard that expression as "cold-conking" which I like better because it's got that whole onomatopoeia thing going on. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 11, 2016 08:41 AM (Nwg0u) Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2016 08:43 AM (cDK/v) 253
ORWELL 2016
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 11, 2016 08:43 AM (Dttnn) Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2016 08:43 AM (cDK/v) Posted by: Hrothgar at March 11, 2016 08:44 AM (wYnyS) 256
"a rally you are there only to disrupt - then I'm not shedding a single tear. "
Remember "Don't tase me, bro!" guy? Yeah, he was disrupting a Kerry campaign rally when they took his ass down. You have no "right" to be there and you better behave if you are or their will be people to take you outside. Nothing to do with politics. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 11, 2016 08:44 AM (S1Gtv) 257
So Hillary Clinton calls a grieving mother a liar and gets away with it.
If she ever debates Trump she will not. Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2016 08:44 AM (cDK/v) 258
I'm apparently in the minority on this but I always heard that expression as "cold-conking" which I like better because it's got that whole onomatopoeia thing going on.
------------- Its only called that south of Miami Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at March 11, 2016 08:44 AM (kXzR8) 259
"WTF? We supported the Crusades.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2016 08:36 AM (hTPJO)" Among my disappointments with Pope Francis is that he has not turned out to be another Pope Urban II. Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 11, 2016 08:45 AM (QHgTq) 260
5 Nate Silver's 538 site shows Cruz beating Trump handily had it been a two man race from the get go. Also shows the majority of Kasich and Rubio voters choosing Cruz if their guys leave the race.
Maddening. Posted by: J.J. Sefton I confess I find it delightful. But what alternate reality could this magical two-man configuration possibly have occurred where no Jeb showed up. You should be pleased Trump eliminated Jeb et al (Jeb probably for good) and root for your guy without tearing down the other fellow. Without Trump it would be over now and it wouldn't be Cruz. What thinkest thou? Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 11, 2016 08:45 AM (kfcYC) 261
I'm apparently in the minority on this but I always heard that expression as "cold-conking" which I like better because it's got that whole onomatopoeia thing going on.
That's only when you hit them with a conch. Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 11, 2016 08:45 AM (1xUj/) 262
The Heston house looks cool but how are the knockers?
Posted by: Jubal Anderson Early at March 11, 2016 08:45 AM (RdP/w) 263
I created DST as a joke. Also I wanted the wild turkey to represent the US. Y'all dodged that one.
Posted by: Ben Mesohorny Franklin at March 11, 2016 08:48 AM (gwG9s) 264
Saw a talking head bimbette on the news this morning talking about the latest ISIS goings on. She was talking about shelling and pronounced mortar as Mor Tor. I liked to spit out my toast.
Wife asked what was wrong. I explained to her about the ivory tower effect. Never getting outside your comfort zone and exploring and learning about the real world. I told her the correct pronunciation and explained how, if you were reading it off of a piece of paper it would look like Mor Tor. Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2016 08:48 AM (hTPJO) 265
260 Without Trump it would be over now and it wouldn't be Cruz. What thinkest thou?
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 11, 2016 08:45 AM (kfcYC) Disagree. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:49 AM (p4UlV) 266
254 Morning all from the Admiral's Club at La Guardia Airport.
I got about 2 hours to kill Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2016 08:43 AM (cDK/v) Okay, you're bored. Get your shoes shined! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:49 AM (p4UlV) 267
"cold-conking"
Always heard "cold-cocking" but then again I always heard "chunk" as in "chunk this old thing into the bin." People from elsewhere said that it was "chuck." Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 11, 2016 08:49 AM (S1Gtv) 268
>>...I heard Hillary shrieking at a rally in
her evil robot voice "IF YOU VOTE FOR ME THIS SATURDAY I WILL FIGHT FOR YOU EVERYDAY AS HARD I CAN" Fight who? Fight what? The economic/cultural failure and assorted boogeymen created by the Democrat party? Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2016 08:50 AM (NOIQH) 269
From anna's link to door knockers, I get to Charlton Heston's home in the Los Angeles hills when it was up for sale last year, in just a few clicks..
-- That's some mid-century modern bliss right there. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 11, 2016 08:50 AM (pVkEV) 270
243 Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 11, 2016 08:39 AM (pVkEV)
It's sharp pain, not burning. But I'll try it. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:51 AM (p4UlV) 271
Okay, you're bored. Get your shoes shined!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:49 AM (p4UlV) Who flies in shoes? A shine would ruin my very cheap sneakers. Actually not so cheap: merrells. No good looking babes here. Just me and a bunch of old men and vinem. Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2016 08:52 AM (cDK/v) 272
>>She was talking about shelling and pronounced mortar as Mor Tor. I liked to spit out my toast.
Hope they didn't hit any corpse-men! Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2016 08:52 AM (NOIQH) 273
271 No good looking babes here. Just me and a bunch of old men and vinem.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2016 08:52 AM (cDK/v) Vinem? Vynot? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:53 AM (p4UlV) Posted by: Hrothgar at March 11, 2016 08:53 AM (wYnyS) 275
i'm still in the thread that disappeared last night
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at March 11, 2016 08:53 AM (0O7c5) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:54 AM (p4UlV) 277
if you were reading it off of a piece of paper it would look like Mor Tor.
Posted by: rickb223 ---------------- "Corpse men", surely the ultimate example. Although, to be honest, the jackass embarrasses me every time he speaks extemporaneously. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 11, 2016 08:54 AM (9mTYi) 278
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at March 11, 2016 08:53 AM (0O7c5)
I made the mistake of exiting and I can't get back, I feel so all alone! Posted by: Hrothgar at March 11, 2016 08:55 AM (wYnyS) 279
Gee, great advice. I was hoping one of you jerks was a gastroentorolgist.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:27 AM (p4UlV) It's not a tumah! Posted by: Dr Schwarzenegger at March 11, 2016 08:55 AM (2rmvw) 280
I had the sharp pains too, JJ. Like trapped gas pains that got worse if I laid down a certain way. Along with stomach pains that said, "hey, diarrhea is coming." I didn't know what it was and was getting a bit concerned because it wouldn't go away. After the Aloe Vera Juice, it hasn't bothered me. I've been drinking about 3 oz. twice a day.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 11, 2016 08:55 AM (pVkEV) 281
Muldoon - Still here? Tell me again how to obtain a print copy of 'Ruin', please.
**** Ace's Amazon link: (take out the space) http://astore.amazon.com/aoshq- 20/detail/B017AKV03I -OR- The CreateSpace store: https://www.createspace.com/5822624 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 11, 2016 08:55 AM (NeFrd) 282
254 Morning all from the Admiral's Club at La Guardia Airport.
I got about 2 hours to kill Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2016 08:43 AM (cDK/v) What Would James Bond do ? Posted by: jsg at March 11, 2016 08:56 AM (LnW85) 283
"Corpse men", surely the ultimate example. Although, to be honest, the jackass embarrasses me
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 11, 2016 08:54 AM (9mTYi) FTFY Posted by: Hrothgar at March 11, 2016 08:56 AM (wYnyS) 284
dump
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 08:56 AM (t2KH5) 285
I would have gone with Mor Tar myself.
It was just funny how she pronounced such a small word as two words. And since 9-11, the word has been used quite frequently. It's not like it's some obscure military term. Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2016 08:56 AM (hTPJO) 286
So Hillary Clinton calls a grieving mother a liar and gets away with it.
---------------------- All three families who called her a liar need to get together and do a Swiftboat project on her. Also everyone who's been punished for federal info-leaking crimes on half the evidence and half as serious as hers. Posted by: iforgot at March 11, 2016 08:57 AM (pC96u) 287
Dumple
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 11, 2016 08:57 AM (gyKtp) 288
I got criticized for saying 'Baton Death March'. Nobody told me it wasn't part of the Rose Bowl Parade. I need info people! I'm a journalist!
Posted by: Zombie Jessica Savitch at March 11, 2016 08:58 AM (gwG9s) 289
Muldoon - Thnx
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 11, 2016 08:59 AM (9mTYi) 290
>>So Hillary Clinton calls a grieving mother a liar and gets away with it.
What the fuck happened to reality? I know, right? This is the lowest of the low - and it's not even she said/she said disagreement. We have what Hillary said while standing in front of their freakin coffins vs. what she emailed to Chelsea and the Egyptian leader the night of the attack. To any competent/non-palace guard media person this would be a slam-dunk. Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2016 08:59 AM (NOIQH) Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2016 09:00 AM (NOIQH) 292
"...perhaps many Christians are not one-dimensional people and are affected by many other interests.."
They're rolling on the floor laughing at the National Review. Posted by: jwest at March 11, 2016 09:00 AM (Zs4uk) 293
MP4 #19 Vic News Network links start at post 482 on the ONT.
Thanks for that. Took a while to go back and plow through Vic's news. Alas - TinyURL locks up my browser and takes a l-o-n-g time to bring up the link. Just TinyURL, no others. Wonder why. I think I spent twice as much time waiting for the Ramirez cartoons as I did looking at them. Posted by: mindful webworker - gripe, gripe, gripe at March 11, 2016 09:03 AM (l/Pix) 294
I confess I find it delightful. But what alternate reality could this magical two-man configuration possibly have occurred where no Jeb showed up. You should be pleased Trump eliminated Jeb et al (Jeb probably for good) and root for your guy without tearing down the other fellow. Without Trump it would be over now and it wouldn't be Cruz. What thinkest thou? Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 11, 2016 08:45 AM (kfcYC) ---------------------------------- Hypotheticals, hypotheticals. If Cruz was the only guy running, he'd be a shoe-in. Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 11, 2016 09:12 AM (LXJ1e) 295
Vic, if you are still around... I read your links to an elderly sight impaired friend and she wanted me to pass on her appreciation for not only the news but your wit. I second that!
Posted by: FCF at March 11, 2016 09:26 AM (kejii) 296
Dead thread, but anyway...
Tim in Illinois: Stay in the shower where the water is hot and soapy. More sanitary. J.J. Sefton: I learned what "the Cleveland Stomp" was right here at the HQ. And I just learned, presuming I deduced correctly, just reading that comment. Thanks, HQ. What is it with Cleveland, anyway? Posted by: mindful webworker - eww at March 11, 2016 09:27 AM (l/Pix) 297
> The latest topic seems to be "Christians: How Can They Support Trump?" all of the chin-wagers are pondering this serious topic to drain it of all of its seriousness because Trump is so awful it is certain no Christian can support him.
---------- I saw a Christian piece that was fairly on point regarding that matter. Boiled down, it went "I'm supporting Trump for President, not Pope." and then spent two pages repeating this in more detail about how Trump isn't running for head of church and the writer isn't voting for head of church and will everyone please shut up already about how Trump has done un-Christian things that should disqualify him from being head of church because it's irrelevant, nobody's nominating him for head of church. Posted by: Blackbutt the Pirate at March 11, 2016 09:49 AM (VOlXq) Processing 0.04, elapsed 0.0567 seconds. |
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