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Morning Thread (3-11-2016)
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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:06 AM (p4UlV)
Posted by: gunslingeraz at March 11, 2016 07:08 AM (Ij1fE)
her evil robot voice "IF YOU VOTE FOR ME THIS SATURDAY I WILL FIGHT FOR
YOU EVERYDAY AS HARD I CAN"
Blatantly just buying votes with
Free Stuff. Like some bad song I can't get it out of my head, this is going to ruin my day.
There should be a trigger warning before they put that voice on
morning radio.
Posted by: Ripley at March 11, 2016 07:08 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: wing at March 11, 2016 07:08 AM (Ohl7S)
Maddening.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:08 AM (p4UlV)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2016 07:09 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 07:10 AM (lJ46T)
I have learned more from that guy than I ever did in school. Worth the listen, especially for those who are hot and horny for tariffs.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:11 AM (p4UlV)
Posted by: freaked, never drinking rum and rum again at March 11, 2016 07:11 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: Weasel at March 11, 2016 07:12 AM (6xtq3)
Add it to the list.
Posted by: freaked, never drinking rum and rum again at March 11, 2016 07:11 AM (BO/km)
Make it a noun.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:12 AM (p4UlV)
Posted by: Inane Clown Posse at March 11, 2016 07:13 AM (2hcmo)
Posted by: jwest at March 11, 2016 07:13 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: freaked at March 11, 2016 07:14 AM (BO/km)
I lift the seat before I pee.
What more ya want for sophistication?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2016 07:15 AM (ptqRm)
Over at RedState, Sears is installing rubber padding on the office walls next week:
Sorry Herr Trump, Even Trash Sites like Breitbart Have a Right to Report the News
By: Leon "Snappin' Turtle" Wolf
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 11, 2016 07:15 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: angela urkel at March 11, 2016 07:15 AM (9xeaQ)
Posted by: freaked at March 11, 2016 07:15 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 11, 2016 07:15 AM (X6fMO)
From yesterday in 1944 - Anzio
Mar 10, 1944 - The EZ Dog Journal
Between shelling and air raids this was quite a day. A concentration (about 90 rds in 5 minutes) of 88's hit in town today. One hit the Brig medics house. Tore off one corner. No other damage. One plane shot down during air raid.
Mar 11, 1944 - no entry
88 refers to the German 88 mm Flug Abwehr Kanon (FLAK gun).
Flug = flight
Abwehr = defense
Kanon = cannon
Primarily an air defense weapon, it was actually a multipurpose cannon that was used for anti-tank, antipersonnel and anti-aircraft missions. It was one of the workhorses of the German Artillery. A telescopic sight allowed for direct targeting in line-of-sight, without spotters or FO's, which made it very effective as an anti-tank weapon.
http://www.efour4ever.com/88.htm
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 11, 2016 07:16 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: redenzo at March 11, 2016 07:16 AM (WCnJW)
Posted by: freaked at March 11, 2016 07:14 AM (BO/km)
Time to tell them "regrettably I have to raise your rates." Take your pick, Obamacare, EPA, higher regulatory costs, whatever.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:16 AM (p4UlV)
If only we were smarter and more sophisticated...
I'll eat my boogers with my pinkie extended from here on in.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at March 11, 2016 07:16 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at March 11, 2016 07:18 AM (oVJmc)
I lift the seat before I pee.
What more ya want for sophistication?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2016 07:15 AM (ptqRm)
Hey I get out of the shower to pee.
Hat tip: Buddy Hackett
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:18 AM (p4UlV)
Two feet high and risin'
How high's the water, papa?
Two feet high and risin'
Posted by: AE at March 11, 2016 07:18 AM (+ft6G)
her evil robot voice "IF YOU VOTE FOR ME THIS SATURDAY I WILL FIGHT FOR
YOU EVERYDAY AS HARD I CAN"
Posted by: Ripley at March 11, 2016 07:08 AM (1BQGO)
*cackles in Brazilian Portuguese accent*
Yeah, my woman's not been able to get me face-time with our sweet Huma, lately.......makes her cranky.
How dry I ammmmmmm.....
How dry I ammmmmmm.....
Nobody Knowsssssss (except Huma)......
How.DRY.I. Ammmmmmm........
Vote the Vag 2016!!!
Posted by: Shrillary's Vagina at March 11, 2016 07:18 AM (AkIVs)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 11, 2016 07:19 AM (UpGcq)
Posted by: freaked at March 11, 2016 07:19 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2016 07:19 AM (u82oZ)
What more ya want for sophistication?'
I think that is #science, not sophistication.
Posted by: Ripley at March 11, 2016 07:19 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: freaked at March 11, 2016 07:19 AM (BO/km)
Was going to add the cost of private jet maintenance and caviar is ungodly!
I'm sure they'll understand.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:20 AM (p4UlV)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 11, 2016 07:20 AM (NeFrd)
Welcome back Andy, we were lost and adrift, normalcy is restored!
Posted by: Gmac-Riding hot rails to Hell-#twoweeks at March 11, 2016 07:21 AM (4pjhs)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 07:21 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2016 07:21 AM (ptqRm)
Lunch with a bunch of womyns today.
*please no Hillary voters... please no Hillary voters
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 11, 2016 07:22 AM (mtoPI)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at March 11, 2016 07:16 AM (oVJmc)
I'm pretty hopeful that through repetition, Ace will be able to finally wake some of us up to how inappropriate Trump is.
All it will take is a few dozen more articles outlining how uninformed we rubes in the hinterlands are.
Fuck, why can't we see the truth?
Posted by: jwest at March 11, 2016 07:22 AM (Zs4uk)
So okay. I've had 3 or 4 straight days of sharp stomach pains. I've had these attacks about 6 months ago for the first time. it followed eating very spicy food which I was never sensitive to before.
Irritable bowel? Gastritis? Hidden reflux? Ugh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:23 AM (p4UlV)
Posted by: AE at March 11, 2016 07:23 AM (+ft6G)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:24 AM (p4UlV)
*****
Have you been on the subway?
Just checkin'
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 11, 2016 07:25 AM (NeFrd)
Your not swallowing the little toothpicks, are you.
That will hurt.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2016 07:25 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 11, 2016 07:25 AM (HMt16)
stomach pains. I've had these attacks about 6 months ago for the first
time. it followed eating very spicy food which I was never sensitive to
before.
Irritable bowel? Gastritis? Hidden reflux? Ugh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:23 AM (p4UlV)
===========================================
Congratulations. You're pregnant.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at March 11, 2016 07:26 AM (dFi94)
Irritable bowel? Gastritis? Hidden reflux? Ugh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:23 AM (p4UlV)
_________________________
Old age will do that to ya',, or so I've been told...
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 11, 2016 07:26 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 07:26 AM (lJ46T)
.........
Where in the stomach? Mine were upper gastro.. thought I was having a heart attack, but it was reflux..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 11, 2016 07:26 AM (UpGcq)
So okay. I've had 3 or 4 straight days of sharp stomach pains. I've had these attacks about 6 months ago for the first time. it followed eating very spicy food which I was never sensitive to before.
Could be IBS. It turned out to be in my case. If so, Omeprazole will become your close friend.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 11, 2016 07:27 AM (HMt16)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:27 AM (p4UlV)
OK, I've got to admit I don't understand the reason for this, but just to show I'm not inflexible, I'll go along with it.
It must be a New York thing.
Posted by: jwest at March 11, 2016 07:27 AM (Zs4uk)
.........
Where in the stomach? Mine were upper gastro.. thought I was having a heart attack, but it was reflux..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 11, 2016 07:26 AM (UpGcq)
49 39
So okay. I've had 3 or 4 straight days of sharp stomach pains. I've had these attacks about 6 months ago for the first time. it followed eating very spicy food which I was never sensitive to before.
Could be IBS. It turned out to be in my case. If so, Omeprazole will become your close friend.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 11, 2016 07:27 AM (HMt16)
Right in the middle of the belly. It comes and goes, becomes more pronounced when I lie down.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:28 AM (p4UlV)
I was hoping one of you jerks was a gastroentorolgist.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:27 AM (p4UlV)
_______________________
I'm not but,, I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night...
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 11, 2016 07:28 AM (HSmrB)
Congratulations. You're pregnant.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at March 11, 2016 07:26 AM (dFi94
*commercial break over*
And grammie winger...
You are....
Not
Tha father
*jumps out of seat. Dances hysterically on stage
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 11, 2016 07:29 AM (mtoPI)
There's just no way in hell I can take 4, or more likely 8 years of that voice. I just can't.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 11, 2016 07:29 AM (HMt16)
Posted by: Sefton's internet gastroenterologist at March 11, 2016 07:29 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:11 AM (p4UlV)
That's not a slam dunk case. There is a lot of debate over how much the tariffs impacted/caused the Great Depression.
Smoot-Hawley has been unjustly blamed for the Depression. But trade declined because of the Depression itself, not because of anything it did. Two-thirds of the drop in trade during the Depression happened before it even came into effect, and only about one-third of our imports were even affected by it. (The rest were duty-free.) If tariff rates had caused the decline in trade, then imports of dutiable goods should have declined more than imports of duty-free goods. But when Smoot-Hawley went into effect in 1931, duty-free imports dropped 52 percent and dutiable imports only 51 percent.
Shearer, William; Fletcher, Ian (2012-02-29). The Conservative Case Against Free Trade (p. 10). The Conservative Caucus. Kindle Edition.
Second, trade was not a significant part of US GDP up until the late 60's.
We wouldn't have Intel if it weren't for the protections Reagan implemented to stop foreign chip dumping. Our industry is being slaughtered and it isn't just because of unions and regulations.
Posted by: WOPR at March 11, 2016 07:30 AM (LTDSy)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 11, 2016 07:30 AM (2RBkF)
It comes and goes, becomes more pronounced when I lie down.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:28 AM (p4UlV)
______________________
Then don't lie down!!!
Posted by: Dr. From HEE-HAW at March 11, 2016 07:30 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Sefton's internet gastroenterologist at March 11, 2016 07:30 AM (NeFrd)
But since the sun has come up I noticed that the Creap Myrtle trees have finally started to bud out and should be flowering soon.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 07:31 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 07:31 AM (iQIUe)
Diverticulitis?
http://tinyurl.com/phndmyn
Posted by: creeper at March 11, 2016 07:31 AM (eBsWa)
Worthy of further investigation. There was also the tightening of the money supply/
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:31 AM (p4UlV)
Because I find the continued participation of John Kasich and Mario the Rube to be Madding and/or Maddening, whichever is more extreme.
Posted by: MTF at March 11, 2016 07:31 AM (TxJGV)
I was hoping one of you jerks was a gastroentorolgist.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:27 AM (p4UlV)
_______________________
Dr. Anal has some openings on his calendar
Posted by: tmitsss at March 11, 2016 07:31 AM (sUvQQ)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 07:31 AM (iQIUe)
I would say, yes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:32 AM (p4UlV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 07:32 AM (lJ46T)
Dr. Anal has some openings on his calendar
Posted by: tmitsss at March 11, 2016 07:31 AM (sUvQQ)
If that's a sock for NGU, forget it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:32 AM (p4UlV)
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 11, 2016 07:32 AM (mtoPI)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2016 07:32 AM (hTPJO)
Yep. I thought I had some kind of stomach cancer. I was scared half to death. Went to the doc, did the full blood work and the upper and lower GI series and turned out to be IBS and I had reflux too. I always thought you had to taste bile to know you had reflux. Absolutely not the case, as it turns out.
My doc, since retired, was fantastic. Gave me a very workable list of dietary restrictions and meds and I have it all under control now.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 11, 2016 07:33 AM (HMt16)
No, but I like to play a Gynecologist on the internet.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2016 07:33 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: freaked at March 11, 2016 07:34 AM (BO/km)
Q: What is the definition of a colonoscope?
A: A long black tube with an a**hole at both ends.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 11, 2016 07:35 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2016 07:35 AM (2Ocf1)
http://ift.tt/1QMbKkV
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 07:21 AM (iQIUe)
But actual Germans aren't safe in their own country. Brilliant
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 11, 2016 07:35 AM (45oDG)
I was medivac'd to Hong Kong with this years ago.
In my case, the pain was very sharp, and tended to focus on either an arc on either side of the bladder.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2016 07:35 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: jsg at March 11, 2016 07:36 AM (LnW85)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:28 AM
Sounds contagious to me. You sure you didn't catch it at the HQ? Lots of bowels in an uproar here yesterday....
Posted by: MrScribbler at March 11, 2016 07:36 AM (WIZNc)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 11, 2016 07:36 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 07:31 AM (iQIUe)
I would say, yes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Ulcer?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2016 07:36 AM (hTPJO)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2016 07:37 AM (ptqRm)
My doc, since retired, was fantastic. Gave me a very workable list of dietary restrictions and meds and I have it all under control now.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 11, 2016 07:33 AM (HMt16)
_____________________________
Sounds like a quack
Posted by: Dr. From HEE-HAW at March 11, 2016 07:37 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 07:38 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2016 07:38 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 07:38 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2016 07:37 AM (ptqRm)
It's Lupus.
Posted by: Dr. Gregory House at March 11, 2016 07:39 AM (YCG8H)
Posted by: Charlie McCartthy at March 11, 2016 07:39 AM (1BQGO)
If you have the chance, definitely go to Lima, skip the town hall and eat at Old City Prime, a serious steak house downtown.
What this place is doing in Lima, I've got no idea. But it's as good an old-world chop house as you'll find in any city.
Posted by: jwest at March 11, 2016 07:39 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 07:39 AM (iQIUe)
I don't think Smoot-Hawley had as much to do with the depression as all the other stupid shit that FDR did.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 07:40 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: MTF at March 11, 2016 07:40 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 11, 2016 07:32 AM (mtoPI)
Sudden and brief. Goes away then hits. Right now I feel fine, but if I press on my gut it feels slightly sore on the inside.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:41 AM (p4UlV)
Posted by: In Exile at March 11, 2016 07:41 AM (Z7AXG)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 07:40 AM (t2KH5)
That was the crisis that FDR did not let go to waste. So, agreed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:42 AM (p4UlV)
Posted by: Dr. Gregory House at March 11, 2016 07:39 AM (YCG8H)
I just looked in the mirror and I'm now Willie from "Mission: Impossible."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:43 AM (p4UlV)
So okay. I've had 3 or 4 straight days of sharp stomach pains. I've
had these attacks about 6 months ago for the first time. it followed
eating very spicy food which I was never sensitive to before.
Irritable bowel? Gastritis? Hidden reflux? Ugh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:23 AM (p4UlV)
When I had sharp stomach pains like that it turned out to be colon cancer. Best check it out.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 07:43 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 11, 2016 07:43 AM (S1Gtv)
I my case it completely merited.
Posted by: That's "Dr." Jill Biden at March 11, 2016 07:43 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: tops at March 11, 2016 07:43 AM (p5xLT)
All it will take is a few dozen more articles outlining how uninformed we rubes in the hinterlands are.
Sounds like the lectures we've gotten from the Establishment all these years.
You know, the same kind of thing that led to Trump support in the first place.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at March 11, 2016 07:44 AM (oVJmc)
Next we will be back with the Amelia Clara River Song Pond for the name of a child.
Or River Tam.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 07:44 AM (lJ46T)
Do I start referring to all of you with the honorific "Doctor"?
Posted by: MTF at March 11, 2016 07:40 AM (TxJGV)
_______________________
Yes
Posted by: Dr. From HEE-HAW at March 11, 2016 07:44 AM (HSmrB)
I got the impression of lots of gloom, doom, despair, and depression.
Maybe a pinch of acceptance too.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old, unimproved, and overpriced. at March 11, 2016 07:44 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: tops at March 11, 2016 07:43 AM (p5xLT)
Yes. And my glossary too.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:45 AM (p4UlV)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/z963dxs
A collection of humorous moments on talk shows and onstage. He was a really funny guy. Such an anti-celebrity. Never took himself too seriously and he was very self-deprecating.
Two parts of this vid that had me rolling:
1. In the Ziggy years, trying to get the blokes in his band to dress the part of the Spiders from Mars and facing a big backlash till they found out they had girls throwing themselves at them. Then it was all "'ey mate, where's my fookin' mascara?"
2. The part where he describes taking his teenaged son to a concert and his son came down the stairs with multi-colored hair. Bowie started to say "I'm not going out with you in public like tha-" and then went, "oh, right, what am *I* gonna say about that?"
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 11, 2016 07:45 AM (HMt16)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 07:45 AM (iQIUe)
Good morning all.
From yesterday in 1944 - Anzio
Mar 10, 1944 - The EZ Dog Journal
Between shelling and air raids this was quite a day. A
concentration (about 90 rds in 5 minutes) of 88's hit in town today.
One hit the Brig medics house. Tore off one corner. No other damage.
One plane shot down during air raid.
Mar 11, 1944 - no entry
88 refers to the German 88 mm Flug Abwehr Kanon (FLAK gun).
Flug = flight
Abwehr = defense
Kanon = cannon
Primarily an air defense weapon, it was actually a multipurpose
cannon that was used for anti-tank, antipersonnel and anti-aircraft
missions. It was one of the workhorses of the German Artillery. A
telescopic sight allowed for direct targeting in line-of-sight, without
spotters or FO's, which made it very effective as an anti-tank weapon.
http://www.efour4ever.com/88.htm
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 11, 2016 07:16 AM (NeFrd)"
Sorry to nitpick Muldoon but it is actually Flugzeug that you are defending against. Flugzeug is an aircraft.
Germans tend to build words this way by adding "zeug" to make it something that facilitates the word it has been added to. For example, "Werkzeug" means "tool", something that helps you do the work.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 11, 2016 07:45 AM (QHgTq)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:41 AM
Have you consulted a genuine, not-on-the-internet M.D. about this?
It could be -- and probably is -- nothing, but if it has lasted more than a day or so I wouldn't recommend popping a Tums and ignoring it.
Any "medical" advice I gave would probably contain references to spark plugs and replacement filters, so don't take it.
Posted by: MrScribbler at March 11, 2016 07:46 AM (WIZNc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 11, 2016 07:48 AM (Nwg0u)
And that if he's president, that's going to change?
"Nice country you've got there. Be a shame if something happened to it".
I've got a feeling those people afraid of Social Security running out of money might welcome such a revenue-producing program.
Posted by: jwest at March 11, 2016 07:48 AM (Zs4uk)
I had this happen for the first time about 8 months ago, and it went away after a few days. Was taking Zantac as well.
It flared up after eating some spicy food last week and then continuing with a couple more heavy meals.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:48 AM (p4UlV)
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 11, 2016 07:49 AM (mtoPI)
You can get Zegreid over the counter and if that helps, probably reflux. But tenderness of your abdomen might mean something else. Guess you'll see your doctor. All the best.
Posted by: tops at March 11, 2016 07:49 AM (p5xLT)
95 So, the University of Kansas just funded a second, "multicultural" student senate. Two governments, separate but equal, to appease the BLM crowd. Can't make this shit up.
Posted by: In Exile at March 11, 2016 07:41 AM (Z7AXG)
Now the two s'gubmints can hurl duly debated and passed resolutions of inauthenticity against each other, and all at taxpayer expense.
When has student government, at any level, not been anything other than a morosely unfunny joke?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: 'Who Decides?' at March 11, 2016 07:49 AM (BK3ZS)
You can get Zegreid over the counter and if that helps, probably reflux. But tenderness of your abdomen might mean something else. Guess you'll see your doctor. All the best.
Posted by: tops at March 11, 2016 07:49 AM (p5xLT)
I'll wait out the weekend and if it doesn't improve, I'll go in. My fabulous insurance will cover nothing since I have a $6,000 copay.
Thank you John Roberts (piss be upon him)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:50 AM (p4UlV)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 11, 2016 07:51 AM (UpGcq)
Posted by: MTF at March 11, 2016 07:51 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 07:51 AM (iQIUe)
I just hope everyone realizes that the GOPe is orchestrating this attack, not the left.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 11, 2016 07:51 AM (HMt16)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 11, 2016 07:51 AM (UpGcq)
Had my 4th in 2013. Small polyp removed in 2003 (my first procedure) and then nothing found in the next 4. Due for my next one in 2018.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:52 AM (p4UlV)
http://www.soarrocketry.org/events/soar-mill-springs-launch-2016-mar/
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 11, 2016 07:53 AM (bpn7O)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:48 AM
Sometimes, the inline filter between the fuel tank and carburetor can get clogged with sediment, causing a drop in performance. It's also possible your timing needs to be reset.
Posted by: MrScribbler at March 11, 2016 07:54 AM (WIZNc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:54 AM (p4UlV)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2016 07:54 AM (hTPJO)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 11, 2016 07:54 AM (I0sxh)
. . . . .
(giving a whack with a rubber chicken is optional/optimal)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 11, 2016 07:54 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 07:54 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: @votermom at March 11, 2016 07:55 AM (cbfNE)
This is the thanks I get after defending you the other day.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:55 AM (p4UlV)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 11, 2016 07:51 AM (HMt16)
Are there any new developments ?
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at March 11, 2016 07:55 AM (QPdNE)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 07:55 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2016 07:55 AM (cXiMR)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 11, 2016 07:54 AM (I0sxh)
Pfft. Compared to the past 7+ years.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:56 AM (p4UlV)
I would like to know why anybody thinks that is not true.
Obviously, many muzzies have been trying to murder as many Americans as possible for years. Hence, WTC bombings, 9/11, Boston Marathon, Ft. Hood, San Bernardino, etc., etc. Then there are the many "Minnesota men" (a/k/a Somali muslim immigrants) who've been arrested for attending terrorist training camps (not to mention the many "Minnesota" women and men, a/k/a Somali muslim immigrants) who always rally at the courthouses to defend these wannabe terrorist scumbags.
But I'm not even talking about the rabidly murderous type of muzzies. I'm talking about everyday, mainstream, "peaceful" muzzies. The kind who don't believe in separation of church and state; don't believe in freedom of religion; don't believe in freedom of speech; don't believe in free markets; don't believe in equal civil rights for women; don't believe in any rights for gays; and who think Christians, Jews, atheists, etc., are inferior to muslims.
So what is it, exactly, that muslims "love" about America or Americans? Our money? Our gullibility? Our stupidity?
The fact is that Trump is right. Muslims hate us, and everything we stand for. Even the ones who are not actively trying to murder us would happily vote to deprive Americans of all our most cherished freedoms and place us under the boot of a worldwide islamic caliphate.
So why do we sit back and continue to allow Obama to import muslims here by the millions? And why do we allow accusations of "islamophobia!" or "raaaaaacism!" to be hurled at anybody who dares to point out the obvious truths about how incredibly stupid and self-destructive this is?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 11, 2016 07:56 AM (df5V4)
So okay. I've had 3 or 4 straight days of sharp stomach pains. I've
had these attacks about 6 months ago for the first time. it followed
eating very spicy food which I was never sensitive to before.
Irritable bowel? Gastritis? Hidden reflux? Ugh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:23 AM (p4UlV)"
Did anything unusual happen recently while you were bending over examining alien eggs?
Posted by: Kane at March 11, 2016 07:56 AM (QHgTq)
Posted by: MTF at March 11, 2016 07:57 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:55 AM
You're right. I should also have advised you to get new points and a condenser.
And maybe cut back on teh Joo Cuisine.
Posted by: MrScribbler at March 11, 2016 07:57 AM (WIZNc)
It flared up after eating some spicy food last week and then continuing with a couple more heavy meals.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:48 AM (p4UlV)
________________________
Then stop eating....
Posted by: Dr. From HEE-HAW at March 11, 2016 07:57 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2016 07:58 AM (cXiMR)
Prilosec.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at March 11, 2016 07:58 AM (oVJmc)
................
Try earplugs when lying down maybe.....
Posted by: Molly k. at March 11, 2016 07:58 AM (4aaDj)
Fields is going on the morning shows today. LOL
Of course she is. Because Twump is such a meanie!
Fortunately, I missed out on all the Fields brouhaha yesterday, but I did have to disagree with Ace's "Protestors are annoying but they shouldn't be handled roughly or hit. Reporters are annoying but they shouldn't be grabbed and yanked, almost to the ground."
No, no, a thousand times no. If you send a couple of BLM thugs to the hospital, the rest will think twice before disrupting your rally. And I favor the D-Lamp treatment for the MFM.
Know your friends and punish your enemies. That's the Obama way and it damned well better be the GOP way.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 11, 2016 08:00 AM (X6fMO)
So a german train station is a rapezeug?
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 11, 2016 07:49 AM (mtoPI)"
That would be a public swimming pool.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 11, 2016 08:00 AM (QHgTq)
Germans tend to build words this way by adding "zeug" to make it something that facilitates the word it has been added to. For example, "Werkzeug" means "tool", something that helps you do the work.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 11, 2016 07:45 AM (QHgTq)
*****
Thanks. Nitpicking is how the apes avoid having horrible lice infestations.
Don't eat the green ones though. They're not ripe.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 11, 2016 08:00 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2016 07:58 AM (cXiMR)
Full disclosure: I do have a stone that is in the lower part of one kidney. It was in the least optimal position to get blasted by sound so the doc said just leave it be. But this is in the front of the stomach. I don't see the connection.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:00 AM (p4UlV)
Is that the same Trump who wants to line Muslim children up against a wall and shoot them while beating up women reporters?
You've got to excuse me if I have trouble keeping up, I'm not a New York writer...
But I will start stepping out of the shower to pee.
Posted by: jwest at March 11, 2016 08:00 AM (Zs4uk)
For now stick to bland food and remember to stay hydrated.
Like really bland - avoid stuff that can give you gas too like broccoli and stuff.
I hope whatever it is heals by itself but if not hope you see a doctor.
Posted by: @votermom at March 11, 2016 08:01 AM (cbfNE)
Madonna shows up 4 hours late and drunk for a concert. I'd demand a refund if I had paid.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 08:01 AM (iQIUe)
Once again I find myself asking "people live here? By choice?"
It feels like a penal colony
Posted by: RobM1981 at March 11, 2016 08:01 AM (sorBm)
Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2016 08:02 AM (B48dK)
Once again I find myself asking "people live here? By choice?"
It feels like a penal colony
Posted by: RobM1981 at March 11, 2016 08:01 AM (sorBm)
Just discovered the source of my stomach problem!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:02 AM (p4UlV)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 08:02 AM (iQIUe)
fabulous insurance will cover nothing since I have a $6,000 copay.
One of my best friends has a serious shoulder joint issue, but won't go to the orthopedics because he too faces a $6,000 deductible.
What good is insurance if you can't afford to use it?
Fuck you much, John Roberts.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 11, 2016 08:02 AM (gyKtp)
****
Obnoxious A-hole can tell you the proper derivation of that term.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 11, 2016 08:02 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: @votermom at March 11, 2016 08:03 AM (cbfNE)
Ewwww. You're going to pee in a bowl of cold water that just sits there after you flush, leaving behind germs and bacteria?
Stay in the shower where the water is hot and soapy.
More sanitary.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old, unimproved, and overpriced. at March 11, 2016 08:03 AM (WVsWD)
and, I can fully understand your seeking advice from morons rather than initiating the series of events that will start with a call to your doc..
I had sharp lower abdomen pains recently.. felt like I was passing a stone, but kept up off and on for weeks.. called the urologist.. which led to ultrasounds, etc.. etc.. nothing.. then it stopped.. probably was a small stone.. so, several visits and a thousand bucks later, I'm back where I started!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 11, 2016 08:03 AM (UpGcq)
For now stick to bland food and remember to stay hydrated.
Like really bland - avoid stuff that can give you gas too like broccoli and stuff.
I hope whatever it is heals by itself but if not hope you see a doctor.
Posted by: @votermom at March 11, 2016 08:01 AM (cbfNE)
Thanks. Body temp is normal. So no booze, coffee, onions, garlic, meat, pepper, salt, sugar . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:03 AM (p4UlV)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 11, 2016 08:04 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: @votermom at March 11, 2016 08:03 AM (cbfNE)
A bit higher, but that general region.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:04 AM (p4UlV)
I would like to know why anybody thinks that is not true.
--
Don't be silly!
"Death to America" is just their quaint cultural way of saying "I love America"
Posted by: @votermom at March 11, 2016 08:05 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Bigby's Futile Gesture at March 11, 2016 08:05 AM (3ZtZW)
More sanitary.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old, unimproved, and overpriced. at March 11, 2016 08:03 AM (WVsWD)
I learned what "the Cleveland Stomp" was right here at the HQ.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:05 AM (p4UlV)
That would be a Trump abwehr Kanone or TaK for short.
Kind of TaKy if you ask me.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old, unimproved, and overpriced. at March 11, 2016 08:06 AM (WVsWD)
More sanitary.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old, unimproved, and overpriced. at March 11, 2016 08:03 AM (WVsWD)
Fuck.
I knew I was doing it right, but I bowed to peer pressure.
Luckily, I didn't go on the networks and apologize to all the toilet interest groups for peeing in the shower all those years.
It just goes to show you should stick to your core beliefs.
Posted by: jwest at March 11, 2016 08:06 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 11, 2016 08:06 AM (HSAmh)
Rectal thermometer is best for this.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2016 08:06 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at March 11, 2016 08:07 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: tops at March 11, 2016 08:07 AM (p5xLT)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 11, 2016 08:02 AM (NeFrd)"
Hey, that name was not chosen at random.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 11, 2016 08:08 AM (QHgTq)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 11, 2016 08:00 AM (NeFrd)
You catch that, JJ?
Posted by: MTF at March 11, 2016 08:08 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 11, 2016 08:06 AM (HSAmh)
Yeah, Father Time might have something to do with it. I love spicy food, but it's starting to have its revenge.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:08 AM (p4UlV)
Posted by: tops at March 11, 2016 08:07 AM (p5xLT)
Nope. Just in the stomach.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:08 AM (p4UlV)
Know your friends and punish your enemies. That's the Obama way and it damned well better be the GOP way.
............
MP4 - If Trump is the nominee, the video of that Trump supporter cold-cocking the black kid will play a million times on Hillary ads.
Is that how you want your party represented? I don't.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 11, 2016 08:08 AM (UpGcq)
Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2016 08:09 AM (B48dK)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 11, 2016 08:09 AM (NeFrd)
There was no word on whether the guys get t-shirts.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 11, 2016 08:10 AM (gyKtp)
The razor says reflux.
Ditch all your id, learn a few Spanish key words, go lay down on the sidewalk somewhere and get your 'free' treatment. Hell, you paid for it.
Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2016 08:11 AM (cXiMR)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 11, 2016 08:11 AM (UpGcq)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 08:11 AM (iQIUe)
Yeah. Voice of experience here. Also experience with GERD. Which sounds more like what you've got.
Posted by: creeper at March 11, 2016 08:12 AM (eBsWa)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 08:12 AM (iQIUe)
Obama didn't shy away from rebuking two of his closest allies in the extensive magazine interview, as he discussed the conditions surrounding the British and French-led bombing campaign that led to the fall of Moamer Kadhafi's regime.
What a surprise. Libya was Britain and France's fault. Precious Barry had nothing to do with it.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 11, 2016 08:12 AM (45oDG)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:05 AM (p4UlV)
Ok I'll admit it. I have no clue. It's not in the Urban Dictionary. I'll file this one as a need to know basis only and put myself in the doesn't need to know category.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old, unimproved, and overpriced. at March 11, 2016 08:12 AM (WVsWD)
lay down on the sidewalk somewhere and get your 'free' treatment. Hell,
you paid for it.
Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2016 08:11 AM (cXiMR)"
I would think in this case that you would want to ditch your superego.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 11, 2016 08:13 AM (QHgTq)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
*****
Just ignore the taste.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 11, 2016 08:13 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: MTF at March 11, 2016 08:13 AM (TxJGV)
Seriously, JJ and everyone, go get a colonoscopy.
It's not that bad.
My brother (57) had indigestion symptoms and by the time he went in, stage four. Totally preventable.
Even if it is just indigestion, please everybody, do yourselves and your loved ones a favor.
Posted by: Justamom at March 11, 2016 08:14 AM (sVnbw)
Posted by: creeper at March 11, 2016 08:12 AM (eBsWa)
GERD, as in Gerd Frobe? Seriously, I am kind of bloated as well. I might just suck it up and go to the damn doctor.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:14 AM (p4UlV)
I've had 4 since 2003. Last one was in 2013. I'm fine in that dept.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:15 AM (p4UlV)
Posted by: tops at March 11, 2016 08:16 AM (p5xLT)
Throwing England and France under the bus is an election ploy.
Posted by: MTF at March 11, 2016 08:16 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2016 08:16 AM (ptqRm)
Wouldn't it be great if we had an objective media to point out the irony of a U.S. president who, for decades, used a bio that claimed he'd been born in Kenya, and who grew up dreaming of becoming Prime Minister of Indonesia, making birther jokes about Cruz?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 11, 2016 08:17 AM (df5V4)
Except the chip dumping concern was about RAM, a business Intel had largely abandoned by that time as they favored parts with better margins as their CPU dominance grew.
Posted by: Epobirs at March 11, 2016 08:18 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2016 08:18 AM (B48dK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
*****
Just ignore the taste.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 11, 2016 08:13 AM (NeFrd)
Whose ass is this going into; mine or someone else's?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:19 AM (p4UlV)
Good on you,JJ.
Good luck on what is hopefully a minor problem.
Now, everybody else, go get that thing done. It's not that bad. Just remember; those people you might be em-bare-assed in front of chose to work on colons.
Posted by: Justamom at March 11, 2016 08:19 AM (sVnbw)
Well, who's body temperature are you monitoring?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2016 08:20 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: tops at March 11, 2016 08:20 AM (p5xLT)
#21 above nominated for some kinda prize, like the Right of Eternal Reposting.
Good luck, Sefton, I hope it's something simple & an easy fix.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 11, 2016 08:20 AM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2016 08:21 AM (LOqRU)
Posted by: creeper at March 11, 2016 08:21 AM (eBsWa)
-
Dignity is sooooooooooo 20th century.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 11, 2016 08:21 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 11, 2016 08:22 AM (ZQfW9)
I wish someone was watching Night Manager besides me. I want to know why Roper wd take in Pine into his organisation. Worse, why wd he want a good looking guy around his hawt girlfriend.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 08:22 AM (iQIUe)
We've got a Trump rally downtown today and a Cruz rally (which I am working) tomorrow in the 'burbs at my old high school. Oh, the joys of living in a swing state.
Posted by: Justamom at March 11, 2016 08:22 AM (sVnbw)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 11, 2016 08:12 AM (45oDG)
Of course the kinetic military action had nothing to do with it.
Posted by: Doctor Hanoverfist at March 11, 2016 08:23 AM (YCG8H)
Posted by: creeper at March 11, 2016 08:21 AM (eBsWa)
My gut (heh) tells me I'm just at that age that I can't tolerate a lot of spicy foods anymore. I'll wait out the weekend and just go on bread and water and see what happens.
Appreciate the advice.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:23 AM (p4UlV)
http://www.bonhams.com/auctions/23706/lot/206/
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 08:24 AM (lJ46T)
What an obnoxious dick-bag.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 11, 2016 08:24 AM (S1Gtv)
Posted by: Epobirs at March 11, 2016 08:24 AM (IdCqF)
Bread and water only is a bad idea. It will plug you up bad.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 11, 2016 08:26 AM (JO9+V)
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They wouldn't let him be clear.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 11, 2016 08:26 AM (Nwg0u)
Yeah I need to win the lottery. Pay off the house and afford knick-knacks like this Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 08:24 AM
You want a pair of knockers?
Hell, worked for the former Mr Jenner....
Posted by: MrScribbler at March 11, 2016 08:26 AM (WIZNc)
If I'm going to spend 3-5k on "knockers" they are going to look a little different than those.
Posted by: Jubal Anderson Early at March 11, 2016 08:26 AM (RdP/w)
MP4 - If Trump is the nominee, the video of that Trump supporter cold-cocking the black kid will play a million times on Hillary ads.
Is that how you want your party represented? I don't.
Well, the GOP, despite what I said above, isn't "my party," but no matter.
I understand the point you're making, which is "why give the enemy ammunition against you?" but you know, of course, that Trump could be the second coming of Christ and Scankles and the MFM (BIRM) would still find a way to paint him as Satan incarnate; the "Daisy Ad" and all that.
But I believe a larger statement needs to be made, which is that - in the case of BLM thugs - you are racist dillholes who have been getting a free pass for your thuggery and arson because of your color. You need to be prosecuted and held to account. And if you get cold-cocked or tased while being hustled out of a Trump rally - a rally you are there only to disrupt - then I'm not shedding a single tear. But YMMV.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 11, 2016 08:27 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 11, 2016 08:27 AM (S1Gtv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 08:28 AM (lJ46T)
Posted by: MrScribbler at March 11, 2016 08:28 AM (WIZNc)
Posted by: Caitlin Jenner at March 11, 2016 08:30 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 08:30 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2016 08:31 AM (B48dK)
Link in nic
Posted by: @votermom at March 11, 2016 08:31 AM (cbfNE)
It doesn't lead to much of anything in my opinion.
The latest topic seems to be "Christians: How Can They Support Trump?" all of the chin-wagers are pondering this serious topic to drain it of all of its seriousness because Trump is so awful it is certain no Christian can support him.
Perhaps - and this is a wild idea so give it some thought - perhaps many Christians are not one-dimensional people and are affected by many other interests, and like all individual people they will choose what interest of theirs seems to be uppermost, and it may not be their religion.
I know, what a crazy idea, eh?
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries ACME Brand Trump-Stoppers! at March 11, 2016 08:31 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Inga at March 11, 2016 08:31 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 08:31 AM (iQIUe)
*dispatches bargeload of Gopher wood to Anna Puma*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 11, 2016 08:32 AM (9mTYi)
Free college education!
Free public radio!
Free pubic transportation!
Free smart Obamaphone!
Free E B T!
Vote Democrat! Because,
the best in life is FREE!
‽
Howdy, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - poetic just as at March 11, 2016 08:34 AM (l/Pix)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 11, 2016 08:34 AM (9mTYi)
Is that how you want your party represented? I don't.
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That's a joke right?
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at March 11, 2016 08:34 AM (kXzR8)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 11, 2016 08:34 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Buck Ofama at March 11, 2016 08:34 AM (GLFWg)
Had something similar, though a bit more intense (would get pukey in addition to the pains). Turned out it was a type of diverticulitus (meckel's or some sh*t), ultimately they ended up cutting a hunk of intestine out of me. Could have gone very wrong if they hadn't caught it in time. Like pine box wrong.
Not tryin' to skeer you, just think you shouldn't take this thing lightly.
Horde members is scarce on the ground, we need to care for our own, yo.
Posted by: Cap City Daydrunk at March 11, 2016 08:34 AM (O50yS)
Back to editing and condensing chapter on Judaism under war time in the USSR.
*puts the 1959 Ben-Hur in PS3*
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 08:36 AM (lJ46T)
because Trump is so awful it is certain no Christian can support him.
WTF? We supported the Crusades.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2016 08:36 AM (hTPJO)
http://tinyurl.com/h5665lh
Now, the Observer is the local "underground" free mag for advertising entertainment, food, tatoos, sexlines etc. So, keep that in mind.
OTOH, a well-educated and deeply religious friend whoe opinion I respect thinks the Dominionism is a deal breaker, as well.
A handy stick for the Dems, if he gets the nom.
Posted by: Sal at March 11, 2016 08:37 AM (MRX6w)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at March 11, 2016 08:34 AM (kXzR
No, it isn't. You are supposed to be paralyzed in fear thinking about what your moral betters on the Left, in the media, and in the Democrat party plan to do. Do not do what you think is best for you and the country (whatever that is), cringe and wince, take the road least likely to lead to their scorn.
That is the way to victory.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries ACME Brand Trump-Stoppers! at March 11, 2016 08:37 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2016 08:37 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2016 08:38 AM (ptqRm)
--
J.J., I had something similar about 6 weeks ago. But I also had a lot of burning that moved around from the high stomach area, to the belly button area to a bit lower. Just when I thought it was gone, it would come back. I started drinking Aloe Vera Juice. Lakewood Organic, to be exact. It went away. AVJ is supposed to be really good for a variety of stomach ailments.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 11, 2016 08:39 AM (pVkEV)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 11, 2016 08:39 AM (I0sxh)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 08:40 AM (iQIUe)
From anna's link to door knockers, I get to Charlton Heston's home in the Los Angeles hills when it was up for sale last year, in just a few clicks..
THIS would be my buy with a big lottery win!
http://tinyurl.com/q8uakvs
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 11, 2016 08:40 AM (UpGcq)
Posted by: Buck Ofama at March 11, 2016 08:34 AM (GLFWg)
__________________________
And they ALL want to deprive us of our freedoms. The "radical" ones want to do it by killing us; the others are content just to immigrate here, overwhelm us with their numbers and out-vote us.
Either way, it's downright idiotic and suicidal to keep importing millions of foreigners who despise us, our values and our freedoms, and who would happily place us all under the boot of a worldwide islamic caliphate.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 11, 2016 08:40 AM (df5V4)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 11, 2016 08:27 AM (X6fMO)
I'm old enough that I still remember when civility was a two way street, despite the indoctrination attempts!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 11, 2016 08:41 AM (wYnyS)
What the fuck happened to reality? Those CERN eggheads must have opened a big black hole of insanity when nobody was looking.
Posted by: Fritz at March 11, 2016 08:41 AM (UzPAd)
I'm just giving my observation. It could be a case of "How can I convince these folks to not support this candidate - I know! They're Christians so I'll just emphasize how morally repugnant he is. They're simple and easily swayed by that."
Then again, maybe not. But the herd and flocking mentality prevalent in the chin-wagging crowd is pretty strong.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet carries ACME Brand Trump-Stoppers! at March 11, 2016 08:41 AM (hLRSq)
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I'm apparently in the minority on this but I always heard that expression as "cold-conking" which I like better because it's got that whole onomatopoeia thing going on.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 11, 2016 08:41 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2016 08:43 AM (cDK/v)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 11, 2016 08:43 AM (Dttnn)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2016 08:43 AM (cDK/v)
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 11, 2016 08:44 AM (wYnyS)
Remember "Don't tase me, bro!" guy? Yeah, he was disrupting a Kerry campaign rally when they took his ass down. You have no "right" to be there and you better behave if you are or their will be people to take you outside.
Nothing to do with politics.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 11, 2016 08:44 AM (S1Gtv)
If she ever debates Trump she will not.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2016 08:44 AM (cDK/v)
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Its only called that south of Miami
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at March 11, 2016 08:44 AM (kXzR8)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2016 08:36 AM (hTPJO)"
Among my disappointments with Pope Francis is that he has not turned out to be another Pope Urban II.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 11, 2016 08:45 AM (QHgTq)
Maddening.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
I confess I find it delightful. But what alternate reality could this magical two-man configuration possibly have occurred where no Jeb showed up. You should be pleased Trump eliminated Jeb et al (Jeb probably for good) and root for your guy without tearing down the other fellow. Without Trump it would be over now and it wouldn't be Cruz. What thinkest thou?
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 11, 2016 08:45 AM (kfcYC)
That's only when you hit them with a conch.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 11, 2016 08:45 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Jubal Anderson Early at March 11, 2016 08:45 AM (RdP/w)
Posted by: Ben Mesohorny Franklin at March 11, 2016 08:48 AM (gwG9s)
Wife asked what was wrong. I explained to her about the ivory tower effect. Never getting outside your comfort zone and exploring and learning about the real world. I told her the correct pronunciation and explained how, if you were reading it off of a piece of paper it would look like Mor Tor.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2016 08:48 AM (hTPJO)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 11, 2016 08:45 AM (kfcYC)
Disagree.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:49 AM (p4UlV)
I got about 2 hours to kill
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2016 08:43 AM (cDK/v)
Okay, you're bored. Get your shoes shined!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:49 AM (p4UlV)
Always heard "cold-cocking" but then again I always heard "chunk" as in "chunk this old thing into the bin." People from elsewhere said that it was "chuck."
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 11, 2016 08:49 AM (S1Gtv)
her evil robot voice "IF YOU VOTE FOR ME THIS SATURDAY I WILL FIGHT FOR
YOU EVERYDAY AS HARD I CAN"
Fight who?
Fight what?
The economic/cultural failure and assorted boogeymen created by the Democrat party?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2016 08:50 AM (NOIQH)
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That's some mid-century modern bliss right there.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 11, 2016 08:50 AM (pVkEV)
It's sharp pain, not burning. But I'll try it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:51 AM (p4UlV)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:49 AM (p4UlV)
Who flies in shoes? A shine would ruin my very cheap sneakers. Actually not so cheap: merrells.
No good looking babes here. Just me and a bunch of old men and vinem.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2016 08:52 AM (cDK/v)
Hope they didn't hit any corpse-men!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2016 08:52 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2016 08:52 AM (cDK/v)
Vinem? Vynot?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:53 AM (p4UlV)
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 11, 2016 08:53 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at March 11, 2016 08:53 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 08:54 AM (p4UlV)
Posted by: rickb223
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"Corpse men", surely the ultimate example. Although, to be honest, the jackass embarrasses me every time he speaks extemporaneously.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 11, 2016 08:54 AM (9mTYi)
I made the mistake of exiting and I can't get back, I feel so all alone!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 11, 2016 08:55 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2016 07:27 AM (p4UlV)
It's not a tumah!
Posted by: Dr Schwarzenegger at March 11, 2016 08:55 AM (2rmvw)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 11, 2016 08:55 AM (pVkEV)
****
Ace's Amazon link: (take out the space)
http://astore.amazon.com/aoshq-
20/detail/B017AKV03I
-OR-
The CreateSpace store:
https://www.createspace.com/5822624
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 11, 2016 08:55 AM (NeFrd)
I got about 2 hours to kill
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2016 08:43 AM (cDK/v)
What Would James Bond do ?
Posted by: jsg at March 11, 2016 08:56 AM (LnW85)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 11, 2016 08:54 AM (9mTYi)
FTFY
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 11, 2016 08:56 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 08:56 AM (t2KH5)
It was just funny how she pronounced such a small word as two words. And since 9-11, the word has been used quite frequently.
It's not like it's some obscure military term.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2016 08:56 AM (hTPJO)
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All three families who called her a liar need to get together and do a Swiftboat project on her.
Also everyone who's been punished for federal info-leaking crimes on half the evidence and half as serious as hers.
Posted by: iforgot at March 11, 2016 08:57 AM (pC96u)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 11, 2016 08:57 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Zombie Jessica Savitch at March 11, 2016 08:58 AM (gwG9s)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 11, 2016 08:59 AM (9mTYi)
What the fuck happened to reality?
I know, right?
This is the lowest of the low - and it's not even she said/she said disagreement. We have what Hillary said while standing in front of their freakin coffins vs. what she emailed to Chelsea and the Egyptian leader the night of the attack. To any competent/non-palace guard media person this would be a slam-dunk.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2016 08:59 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2016 09:00 AM (NOIQH)
They're rolling on the floor laughing at the National Review.
Posted by: jwest at March 11, 2016 09:00 AM (Zs4uk)
Thanks for that. Took a while to go back and plow through Vic's news.
Alas - TinyURL locks up my browser and takes a l-o-n-g time to bring up the link. Just TinyURL, no others. Wonder why. I think I spent twice as much time waiting for the Ramirez cartoons as I did looking at them.
Posted by: mindful webworker - gripe, gripe, gripe at March 11, 2016 09:03 AM (l/Pix)
I confess I find it delightful. But what alternate reality could this magical two-man configuration possibly have occurred where no Jeb showed up. You should be pleased Trump eliminated Jeb et al (Jeb probably for good) and root for your guy without tearing down the other fellow. Without Trump it would be over now and it wouldn't be Cruz. What thinkest thou?
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 11, 2016 08:45 AM (kfcYC)
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Hypotheticals, hypotheticals.
If Cruz was the only guy running, he'd be a shoe-in.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 11, 2016 09:12 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: FCF at March 11, 2016 09:26 AM (kejii)
Tim in Illinois: Stay in the shower where the water is hot and soapy.
More sanitary.
J.J. Sefton: I learned what "the Cleveland Stomp" was right here at the HQ.
And I just learned, presuming I deduced correctly, just reading that comment.
Thanks, HQ.
What is it with Cleveland, anyway?
Posted by: mindful webworker - eww at March 11, 2016 09:27 AM (l/Pix)
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I saw a Christian piece that was fairly on point regarding that matter. Boiled down, it went "I'm supporting Trump for President, not Pope." and then spent two pages repeating this in more detail about how Trump isn't running for head of church and the writer isn't voting for head of church and will everyone please shut up already about how Trump has done un-Christian things that should disqualify him from being head of church because it's irrelevant, nobody's nominating him for head of church.
Posted by: Blackbutt the Pirate at March 11, 2016 09:49 AM (VOlXq)
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