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Overnight Open Thread (3-10-2016)
Because reasons.
20 Minutes of Eva Longoria Sewing, While Talking About Sewing
I'm mildly ashamed to admit that I know what a serger is. I blame a woman. And society.
Bookworm on the Death of her Mother
We are responsible for our own happiness. A point I've hammered home relentlessly every time I've spent extended time with my Mom is that we are responsible for our own happiness. My mother, bless her heart, wanted me to be responsible for her happiness, and I couldn't do that. I could give to her and be there for her up to a point. After that point, though, my time was used up and my emotional well was dry.Faced with the burden of "you're the only thing that makes me happy," I too often ran away. That meant that I didn't have that lunch with her or take her on the shopping trips she loved so much. I knew then that I'd feel guilty when she died, and I do feel guilty, but the reality was that I kept drawing lines lest I get sucked into her overwhelming unhappiness.
My mother certainly had reason to be unhappy. Her parents had a miserable marriage and, when they divorced, left her to raise her sister in a home with minimal money. She and her sister spent almost four years in a Japanese concentration camp. After surviving WWII, they were pitched into the Israeli War of Independence. Then, when life was settling down, my Dad got restless and dragged her to America, when she would have been perfectly happy staying in Israel.
Despite spending the largest part of her life in America, Mom always felt like a foreigner. My Dad, a good man, wasn't a good breadwinner, and my mother chafed endlessly under the restrictions of genteel poverty and, as she got older, the fear of a truly penurious old age. The fact that, when old age came it was not penurious but, thanks to her scrimping and saving, comfortable (though not lavish) couldn't assuage those deep fears. A mixture of serious health problems and acute hypochondria magnified her fears. No wonder my Mom was always miserable. . . .
Except that . . . Mom could have seen her life through a very different prism. It was a life of epic adventures, triumph over adversity, the love of family and friends, and a financially pretty-darn-secure old age, with the best medical care available in a country that offers the best medical care in the world. Yes, bad things happened, and yes, she had pain, but she always landed on her feet to great applause.
Mom was born in the age of Flappers and died in the time of smart phones. She lived in Europe, America, and the Far East. She saw empires rise and fall. She had a knack for making friends. She had children and grandchildren who loved and respected her. If only she could have appreciated the happiness spread before her.
David Attenborough Being Awesome
Listen To David Bowie's Isolated Vocals For Ziggy Stardust
Recorded in November 1971. As a kid I always heard the lyric in the song as 'Making love with his eagle' which led to a lot of questions on my part.
Enjoy the groovilicious 60s music and German manufacturing techniques and classic battle rifles.
And for $900 you can get yourself a G3 clone here. Or a CETME for just $700 (which is 96% the same as a G3).
'Doctor Anal' Loses His License
Yahoo group. That is all.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 10, 2016 11:22 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster browsing Bravely at March 10, 2016 11:23 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: Blano at March 10, 2016 11:23 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 10, 2016 11:23 PM (S1Gtv)
Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2016 11:24 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 10, 2016 11:24 PM (S1Gtv)
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2016 11:24 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Capt. Christopher Pike at March 10, 2016 11:24 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at March 10, 2016 11:24 PM (g25eo)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 10, 2016 11:24 PM (R5HRU)
Recorded in November 1971. As a kid I always heard the lyric in the song as 'Making love with his eagle' which led to a lot of questions on my part.
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There are numerous songs which I didn't know what they lyrics were. I know I have looked up a lot of them on the various lyric websites out there.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 10, 2016 11:25 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 10, 2016 11:25 PM (S1Gtv)
Posted by: iforgot at March 10, 2016 11:25 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 10, 2016 11:24 PM (R5HRU
That's Mr. Muthafucka to you neighbor.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 10, 2016 11:25 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: the Teddy Roosevelt lookalie in the old selfie on the right at March 10, 2016 11:25 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: dartist at March 10, 2016 11:26 PM (Nr1E9)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 10, 2016 11:27 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Lauren at March 10, 2016 11:27 PM (DGFgt)
Posted by: The Bell at March 10, 2016 11:28 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 10, 2016 11:28 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 10, 2016 11:24 PM (S1Gtv)
Yeah, whenever the job doesn't get in the way.
Personal best is first 5 posts (pats self on back).
Posted by: Blano at March 10, 2016 11:28 PM (heN73)
Posted by: JEM at March 10, 2016 11:28 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2016 11:28 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: Blano at March 10, 2016 11:29 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2016 11:29 PM (CNKtx)
he's still here, how can we be sure he's not a Google robot?
How can you be sure any of us aren't?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 10, 2016 11:29 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Yo! at March 10, 2016 11:29 PM (nw5Xx)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 10, 2016 11:30 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Lauren at March 10, 2016 11:27 PM (DGFgt)
****
Disable Javascript on your phone browser. Those will stop.
Posted by: Tim in GA at March 10, 2016 11:30 PM (SAmbU)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2016 11:29 PM (CNKtx)
There's no graphic representation of what he was up to. Guy sounds like a complete lunatic.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 10, 2016 11:30 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2016 11:29 PM (CNKtx)
Bet its a Proctologist that had that as a license plate.
Sort of like the Seinfeld "Assman" episode.
Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2016 11:31 PM (zt+N6)
Long days and short nights. It's the Frontier way.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 10, 2016 11:31 PM (S1Gtv)
Posted by: Lauren at March 10, 2016 11:31 PM (qHM3d)
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at March 10, 2016 11:31 PM (sOhww)
I really haven't watched much of the campaign--I've followed it closely on the 'intertubes', but not on TV. Every time I see Donald Trump, I got a little better idea of the groups he was used to speaking to, and working around, and serving as an outside leader for (because you start out with what worked out in the past). Two weeks or so, when I really started watching, I figured out at least some of the groups he talks to.
He doesn't just mob-coddle.
My view, right now, is that it is best to blow up the ship this fall, to prevent the infection to spreading to all of conservatism--to the only significant movement that says the rules are important in and of themselves, that the law is a lovely thing in and of itself, and if the man gets elected, maintaining a dignified independence, because he actually is stupid enough to think he will get away with stuff.
Posted by: Horatius at March 10, 2016 11:32 PM (J3UIw)
Posted by: no good deed at March 10, 2016 11:32 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 10, 2016 11:32 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2016 11:29 PM (CNKtx)
****
I took one for the team, and it is not nearly as bad as it could be.
Posted by: Tim in GA at March 10, 2016 11:32 PM (SAmbU)
You can't. I may just stay up late for an ONT and cuss. Or I may wake up early and cuss there.
Meh.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 10, 2016 11:33 PM (S1Gtv)
So you are saying there is an opening for a new Dr Anal?
Posted by: ThunderB at March 10, 2016 11:32 PM (zOTsN)
ISWYDT.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 10, 2016 11:33 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: no good deed at March 10, 2016 11:33 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 10, 2016 11:33 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2016 11:33 PM (440T9)
One of the contestants said "Lincoln!"
Hey, could be worse, he might have said Range Rover.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2016 11:34 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 10, 2016 11:34 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Ziggy Stardust at March 10, 2016 11:34 PM (440T9)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2016 11:34 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Blano at March 10, 2016 11:29 PM (heN73)<<<
Dondi: I sure do have a purty mouth... oh, yeah, I was part of the Gang of 8!
Trump: I'll make great deals... ???... Profit!!!
Cruz: I love the Constitution... sexually.
Kashit: **insert Mandela funeral sign language guy**
Posted by: SMOD, take me away! at March 10, 2016 11:34 PM (H9MG5)
>>y,o,k,o,l,e,n,a?
and are those words the names of someone you want to get on top of...
Posted by: JEM at March 10, 2016 11:34 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Lauren at March 10, 2016 11:34 PM (qHM3d)
Posted by: logprof at March 10, 2016 11:34 PM (8PcKB)
Posted by: ScurvyOaks at March 10, 2016 11:34 PM (1nJy2)
Some Social Justice Warriors at Western Washington University have demands, and they're important!!1! These demands are nothing less than a demand for a modern-day Grand Soviet, Stasi, Red Guard, and Orwellian insanity all rolled up into one.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=11304
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 10, 2016 11:34 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2016 11:35 PM (EzgxV)
Please say it isn't Scion.
Posted by: Father on The Feud at March 10, 2016 11:35 PM (440T9)
I know from anal, that's all I'm sayin'.
Worst/best story, doctor performing routine colonoscopy some how ends up with scope entering patient's testicles.
Emergency surgery was needed.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2016 11:35 PM (CNKtx)
Just put a 15 qt. pot of chicken soup in the fridge, it's been simmering 'bout since 4 pm.
Second heating tomorrow, it promises to be a helluva good batch.
Gotta ask the assembled wisdom of y'all here though.... I was able to skim off nearly a pint of perfectly yellow, clean and tasty chicken fat, after I'd simmered the carcasses down yesterday.
I'd like to use it towards making a good chicken stock to buttress the store-bought paste stock on hand.
Any recipes or recommendations? Thanks!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 10, 2016 11:36 PM (McRlu)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 10, 2016 11:36 PM (S1Gtv)
Posted by: Yo! at March 10, 2016 11:37 PM (nw5Xx)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 10, 2016 11:37 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 10, 2016 11:37 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2016 11:37 PM (CNKtx)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2016 11:37 PM (ntObR)
If you're a competent seamstress it's a machine that gives you nice edges. Look at the inside of the bottem of your tshirt. That's serging.
Posted by: Lauren at March 10, 2016 11:37 PM (qHM3d)
Posted by: JEM at March 10, 2016 11:28 PM (o+SC1)
As a PSA, Roboto is the free system font developed by Google. Download it today!
Posted by: R3BIO at March 10, 2016 11:37 PM (sOhww)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 10, 2016 11:37 PM (R5HRU)
'I have a personality disorder, or rather a syndrome, a form of Aspergers. Just like Bill Gates, Donald Trump or Einstein, for example," he told Swedish tabloid Aftonbladet.
"I have made it impossible for myself within the healthcare sector because I behave childishly sometimes. I am different, but cleverer.".
(Ok I might have added Donald Trump to the list but it seemed to fit)
Posted by: tmitsss@gmail.com at March 10, 2016 11:37 PM (sUvQQ)
You young ones. Enjoy your time with your folks or a problem brother etc get good with them. They are family
And now that all meds have kicked in you think I'm Dr, Fucking Phil or something
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 10, 2016 11:38 PM (voOPb)
****
Took a left turn at the splenic flexure and ended up in Schenectady, eh?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 10, 2016 11:38 PM (NeFrd)
Audi - She's a pre op.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2016 11:38 PM (440T9)
Posted by: Lauren at March 10, 2016 11:38 PM (qHM3d)
Posted by: no good deed at March 10, 2016 11:38 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: ThunderB at March 10, 2016 11:38 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Fritz at March 10, 2016 11:38 PM (37OkS)
While somewhat not well, I am doing better than this guy ...
Worst/best story, doctor performing routine colonoscopy some how ends up with scope entering patient's testicles.
so, grateful to the universe that it's not worse ...
Posted by: Adriane the Medical Critic ... at March 10, 2016 11:39 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2016 11:39 PM (440T9)
I am not brave enough to click on the Dr Anal Loses His license link.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
He lost his license. Now he don't drive.
Posted by: Joe Waltz at March 10, 2016 11:39 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 10, 2016 11:39 PM (S1Gtv)
Posted by: no good deed at March 10, 2016 11:39 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2016 11:39 PM (jO7js)
Posted by: Ziggy Stardust at March 10, 2016 11:34 PM (440T9)
I'd hit an eagle with blades of fury!
Posted by: Federally Subsidized Wind Turbine at March 10, 2016 11:39 PM (vBeA5)
>>>Question on Family Feud tonight: "Name a car brand name that could also be a stripper name."
One of the contestants said "Lincoln!"
Hey, could be worse, he might have said Range Rover.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2016 11:34 PM (ntObR)<<<
BMW!
Posted by: idiot Family Fued contestant at March 10, 2016 11:39 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2016 11:40 PM (ntObR)
I know from anal, that's all I'm sayin'.
Worst/best story, doctor performing routine colonoscopy some how ends up with scope entering patient's testicles.
Emergency surgery was needed.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2016 11:35 PM (CNKtx)
Holy shit. You'd have to perforate the colon and just keep on trucking to do that.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 10, 2016 11:40 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 10, 2016 11:40 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Joe Waltz
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Probably could get a gig in San Francisco
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2016 11:40 PM (jO7js)
Understandable, although there wasn't any irreparable damage, miraculously.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2016 11:41 PM (CNKtx)
Posted by: Fritz at March 10, 2016 11:41 PM (37OkS)
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Vulva?
Posted by: Chi at March 10, 2016 11:41 PM (mW1Fw)
Posted by: tmitsss@gmail.com at March 10, 2016 11:41 PM (sUvQQ)
Sierra
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 10, 2016 11:41 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: Yo! at March 10, 2016 11:41 PM (nw5Xx)
Posted by: JEM at March 10, 2016 11:28 PM (o+SC1)
I promise you know im no robot, let alone for. Goggle I hate their damn email. Besides this middle age man is scheduled for back surgery a week from tomorrow
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 10, 2016 11:41 PM (voOPb)
I guess I should be managing a strip joint.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 10, 2016 11:42 PM (S1Gtv)
Posted by: zombie Lana Rae Meisner at March 10, 2016 11:42 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2016 11:42 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Ziggy Stardust at March 10, 2016 11:34 PM (440T9)
Corpse fucks??
Posted by: Blano at March 10, 2016 11:42 PM (heN73)
Posted by: tmitsss@gmail.com at March 10, 2016 11:42 PM (sUvQQ)
Posted by: The Automotive Hat at March 10, 2016 11:42 PM (vBeA5)
****
Porsche.
Not that I've ever met one with that stage name. I never have and besides there is no proof to the claim that I may have.
Allegedly.
Posted by: Tim in GA at March 10, 2016 11:42 PM (SAmbU)
*tv put up in the screened in porch, iced lemon water, kick ass day at the gym and at work. Spring is coming. Life is good.
Now is it just me or is the Cetme link not working at all. Doesn't even redirect.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 10, 2016 11:43 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Lauren at March 10, 2016 11:43 PM (qHM3d)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2016 11:43 PM (jO7js)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 10, 2016 11:43 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2016 11:43 PM (ntObR)
In the 70s. F'n kids these days can just look 'em up on the Internet.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 10, 2016 11:43 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2016 11:43 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 10, 2016 11:43 PM (VdICR)
Yea, that particular doctor, though a very nice man,was known for being pretty rough in his technique.
None of the staff him went to him when they need their Sigmoid/colonoscopies, let me tell ya, especially not his nurses!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2016 11:43 PM (CNKtx)
Considering the crowd...naah.
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2016 11:44 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 10, 2016 11:44 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Ziggy Stardust at March 10, 2016 11:44 PM (440T9)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 10, 2016 11:44 PM (S1Gtv)
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How about a car model?
Tercel
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2016 11:44 PM (jO7js)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 10, 2016 11:34 PM
The IRS will be launching a probe into it soon.
Posted by: 'S Finger at March 10, 2016 11:44 PM (sOhww)
Posted by: idiot Family Fued contestant at March 10, 2016 11:39 PM (H9MG5)
****
They would not know how to spell that.
Posted by: Tim in GA at March 10, 2016 11:44 PM (SAmbU)
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2016 11:45 PM (440T9)
Yes, it is. However stupid trendy parents these days are giving their daughters boy named because it's "cute". Especially popular in this category are named ending with -ley
Posted by: Lauren at March 10, 2016 11:45 PM (qHM3d)
No, but I'm open to any trip where the ROI makes it worth my time.
Posted by: Fritz at March 10, 2016 11:45 PM (37OkS)
Grand Cherokee - I'd skip the lap dance.
Hummer
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2016 11:46 PM (iMxBJ)
Wow. Per our source, Herb Schoenbohm, Party Vice Chair: All six go to UNCOMMITTED #VIcaucus.
https://twitter.com/DecisionDeskHQ/status/708151425591697408
Posted by: The DD Hat at March 10, 2016 11:46 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: zombie Lana Rae Meisner at March 10, 2016 11:46 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 10, 2016 11:46 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2016 11:46 PM (CNKtx)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 10, 2016 11:46 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2016 11:47 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Judge Hogg at March 10, 2016 11:47 PM (vBeA5)
A brown Probe.
Be glad it's not an Explorer.
Posted by: zombie Lana Rae Meisner at March 10, 2016 11:46 PM (YJmuy)
Expedition.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 10, 2016 11:47 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2016 11:46 PM (CNKtx)
******
Tesla. ***Bzzzzzzzzz*****
Posted by: Tim in GA at March 10, 2016 11:47 PM (SAmbU)
Posted by: Lauren at March 10, 2016 11:45 PM (qHM3d
Dat shit stoopid.
Posted by: Prince Qualel Dashanda X at March 10, 2016 11:48 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 10, 2016 11:48 PM (S1Gtv)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 10, 2016 11:46 PM (egOGm)
They should be publicly shamed.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 10, 2016 11:48 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2016 11:49 PM (CNKtx)
Posted by: Yo! at March 10, 2016 11:49 PM (nw5Xx)
Tundra
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 10, 2016 11:37 PM (R5HRU)
--Heh, Tundra is the name of a search dog on North Woods Law.
Posted by: logprof at March 10, 2016 11:49 PM (8PcKB)
I always thought alopecia was a beautiful name for a girl.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2016 11:49 PM (440T9)
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2016 11:50 PM (440T9)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 10, 2016 11:50 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Lauren at March 10, 2016 11:50 PM (qHM3d)
I always thought alopecia was a beautiful name for a girl.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2016 11:49 PM (440T9)
They do have a tendency to make your hair fall out...
Posted by: Insomniac at March 10, 2016 11:51 PM (0mRoj)
Close focus on a wide-open lens - which you'd need in those days, even on the brightest of days - really does make you notice when the film-plane is out of alignment with the subject matter.
And the meta-selfie, with another photographer recording the moment....priceless.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 10, 2016 11:51 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 10, 2016 11:51 PM (gyKtp)
I forgot there was a debate tonight. Partly 'cause of job. Can anyone summarize?
Posted by: Blano at March 10, 2016 11:29 PM (heN73)
Everyone: "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...."
Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2016 11:51 PM (EzgxV)
She will have a lot of material to discuss with her therapist.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 10, 2016 11:52 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2016 11:52 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Lauren at March 10, 2016 11:52 PM (qHM3d)
Southerners have done that right along. I have an Aunt Michael, Aunt Bobby, Aunt Billy, Aunt Jo, Aunt Donny.
It's also not unusual to give a child, male or female, their mama's maiden name as their first name.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2016 11:52 PM (CNKtx)
Leesa....no, it's Lisa.
Stefanee...no, it's Stephanie
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 10, 2016 11:53 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Grateful Dead at March 10, 2016 11:54 PM (440T9)
Posted by: evil_bun_bun at March 10, 2016 11:54 PM (8qoUN)
Leesa....no, it's Lisa.
Stefanee...no, it's Stephanie
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 10, 2016 11:53 PM (hlMPp)
Reminds me of Key & Peele's "Substitute Teacher" sketch.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 10, 2016 11:54 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 10, 2016 11:34 PM
It's a little frayed around the edged.
Fortunately, his serger operator, Rhoyde, was in the back, and he could request "Hem 'er up, Rhoyde!"
Posted by: 'S Finger at March 10, 2016 11:54 PM (sOhww)
-------today I found one that 99%?would click on but the other 1%? Would go ugh, barforvwas it the other way around. I slightly inebriated
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 10, 2016 11:55 PM (voOPb)
I didn't know the origins of that name. How odd.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 10, 2016 11:55 PM (egOGm)
Cooter was the mechanic on "The Dukes of Hazzard." Just a mechanic.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 10, 2016 11:55 PM (S1Gtv)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 10, 2016 11:34 PM (NeFrd)
It was a well-rounded practice, but there were holes in the balance sheet.
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2016 11:56 PM (iMxBJ)
Niece even has my great grandmas name for her middle name.
*coming from someone with an uncommon name back then....THANKS DAD!!! I'm my own person dad!!!
**actually liked having a semi-unique name in high school and later
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 10, 2016 11:56 PM (hlMPp)
I'd like to use it towards making a good chicken stock to buttress the store-bought paste stock on hand.
Any recipes or recommendations? Thanks!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Chicken fat is not a component of chicken stock. Stock is made from the bones and connective tissue, and has the consistency of gelatin when cooled.
Fat is just, well, fat. You can melt it again and evaporate some of the water, salt it and use it as a spread...then it's called schmaltz. It can also be used to make potato pancakes or matzo balls.
Posted by: HTL at March 10, 2016 11:56 PM (3TKkF)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 10, 2016 11:57 PM (fC9RO)
Especially when the don't make sense phonetically.
Usually though it's an attempt to feminize a male name (usually by adding a y) or smush together names to honor people.
Of course this trend has been around forever. I have a 40 year old cousin named Cyndi.
Posted by: Lauren at March 10, 2016 11:57 PM (qHM3d)
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I grew up with an Uncle Bunny & Aunt Easter. Wonderful older married couple. Always fun to visit.
I was practically an adult before I found out that their real names were actually Barney & Esther.
Posted by: Chi at March 10, 2016 11:57 PM (mW1Fw)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2016 11:58 PM (CNKtx)
Contact Tulsi Gabbard, the former vice chairman of the DNC. She's hot, American Samoan, and Hindi. She's a veteran that has left political office to serve in the Middle East multiple times. She's taken heat for criticizing Obama numerous times.
Offer her a position as his Secretary of Defense.
Watch the Left lose their fucking minds.
Posted by: s at March 10, 2016 11:58 PM (HCXGq)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2016 11:52 PM (CNKtx)
****
I'm glad that is a Southern thing. I would hate to be named "Versema".
Posted by: Tim in GA at March 10, 2016 11:58 PM (SAmbU)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2016 11:58 PM (CNKtx)
Kia
Posted by: no good deed at March 10, 2016 11:38 PM (GgxVX)
Hey, welcome to Raisins!
Posted by: Lexus at March 10, 2016 11:59 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 10, 2016 11:59 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 10, 2016 11:59 PM (YJmuy)
You would not believe the shit people name their kids. They're like "Do
you think Shawn McKynzee is a good name for a girl?" and then when you
tell them no they get huffy and say "I'll name my baby what I want you
bitch!"
Posted by: Lauren at March 10, 2016 11:50 PM (qHM3d)
Those "cute" spellings and superfluous y's in the place of real vowels drive me nuts. The letter y has legitimate uses. Leave it for those!
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 10, 2016 11:59 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 10, 2016 11:54 PM (0mRoj)
LMAO. We do that to all the new hires all the time.
Jacqueline...Jaykwellin
Roger....Roh-ger
Nadine...Nah-DIN-A
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 10, 2016 11:59 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 10, 2016 11:59 PM (TnUKj)
Posted by: iforgot at March 10, 2016 11:59 PM (5o5ek)
That is what my friend tells the teachers. You should hear this poor little girl. Do you love cooter? She is going to be embarrassed when she figures out what it means.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 10, 2016 11:59 PM (egOGm)
Could be worse. I've known kittehs whose humans named them Stinker and Old Tuna Breath.
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 10, 2016 11:59 PM (3C9q2)
The reason that Ford Motor Company eventually had to euthanize the venerable and long-running Mercury brand is that they had absolutely no clue about product marketing.
Years and years of producing the Mercury Marquis and NOT ONCE did they think to bring out a "de Sade" edition, with black leather seats and locking seat belts.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 10, 2016 11:59 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 10, 2016 11:59 PM (FkBIv)
They'd probably either call you by your middle name, or initials.
Or Bubba.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 11, 2016 12:00 AM (CNKtx)
I didn't either til I was considering it as a baby name. After I learned it, I had to throw the name in the discard pile.
Another weird naming trend is "old people names"
Lots of babies these days are being named Edith and Gertrude. Funny how things swing back into style after being sooo out.
Posted by: Lauren at March 11, 2016 12:00 AM (qHM3d)
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Tits LaRue & Pussy Galore
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 11, 2016 12:00 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Chlothar II and Haldetrude at March 11, 2016 12:00 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 11, 2016 12:00 AM (R5HRU)
Don't think I've ever heard him called Bill or William.
*kid...glass doors...running through them....
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 11, 2016 12:01 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 10, 2016 11:54 PM (0mRoj)
LMAO. We do that to all the new hires all the time.
Jacqueline...Jaykwellin
Roger....Roh-ger
Nadine...Nah-DIN-A
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 10, 2016 11:59 PM (hlMPp)
Now go on down to Mr. O Shag Hennessy's and tell him exactly what you told me!
You mean Principal O'Shaughnessy?
SON OF A BITCH!!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2016 12:01 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2016 11:52 PM (CNKtx)
****
I'm glad that is a Southern thing. I would hate to be named "Versema".
Posted by: Tim in GA at March 10, 2016 11:58 PM (SAmbU)
***
Could be worse. My mother's maiden name was Voinovodya.......
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 11, 2016 12:01 AM (lutOX)
i didn't really know who doug kinney was. he was was national lampoon, animal house, caddy shack, etc. remarkable.
there's speculation at the end that he killed himself. according to imdb (his entry is remarkably short for his influence), the cliff he was standing on collapsed.it was an accident.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 11, 2016 12:01 AM (WTSFk)
"
Aww that's an adorable story.
Posted by: Lauren at March 11, 2016 12:01 AM (qHM3d)
You have a "name" and then you have a name. Keeps the revenuers off your trail.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 11, 2016 12:02 AM (S1Gtv)
Posted by: Lauren
Counts as child cruelty. Their name will constantly be misspelled for their entire life and they will always be correcting people.
Posted by: Aviator at March 11, 2016 12:02 AM (c7vUv)
Nieces middle name is Collette from my great grandma. Mi actually like it.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 11, 2016 12:02 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at March 11, 2016 12:03 AM (3Mimg)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at March 11, 2016 12:03 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Chlothar II and Haldetrude at March 11, 2016 12:00 AM (vBeA5)
***
Heh....I used to work with a dude named Dagobert.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 11, 2016 12:03 AM (lutOX)
Or Bubba.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 11, 2016 12:00 AM (CNKtx)
*****
My initials would then denote Venereal Disease by actually being then initials for VD, so that is right out. Middle name would work.
I would be a not good, very bad Bubba.
Posted by: Tim in GA at March 11, 2016 12:03 AM (SAmbU)
That's a good name. And since it's her middle name no one will nickname her "Collie".
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 11, 2016 12:03 AM (YJmuy)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/707988318575861764
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/707988540269920256
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/707988751436423168
Posted by: kbdabear at March 11, 2016 12:03 AM (xehGe)
It reminds me of this one Dutch woman's experiences in WWII in the Dutch East Indies interred as a child. She managed to build a life after that but a damn inside would not release until decades later she met a young Japanese woman. And that started a conversation as it were and she was finally able to move beyond her years in that Japanese camp.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 12:03 AM (lJ46T)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 11, 2016 12:01 AM (0mRoj)
Never not funny. One of their best skits by far.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 11, 2016 12:03 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Judge Hogg at March 10, 2016 11:47 PM (vBeA5)
And her sister Ura.
I sure never complained about my name when I was a kid.
Posted by: stace at March 11, 2016 12:03 AM (ozZau)
Posted by: ladies and gentlemen, the Kansas City Chiefs !! at March 11, 2016 12:04 AM (/542q)
Posted by: Chlothar II and Haldetrude at March 11, 2016 12:00 AM (vBeA5)<<<
Great place to live that was.
Posted by: Yoda at March 11, 2016 12:04 AM (H9MG5)
Neither named after relatives, which you could understand.
Nope, their mama's just liked the names.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 11, 2016 12:04 AM (CNKtx)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/707988994164989952
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/707989192656162816
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/707989743099842561
Posted by: kbdabear at March 11, 2016 12:05 AM (xehGe)
Posted by: tmitsss@gmail.com at March 11, 2016 12:05 AM (sUvQQ)
That's mostly hipsters trying to be unique.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 11, 2016 12:05 AM (fC9RO)
Of course, then Avery became a top 10 girl's name but oh well.
Posted by: Lauren at March 11, 2016 12:05 AM (qHM3d)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 11, 2016 12:05 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 11, 2016 12:05 AM (S1Gtv)
I know a girl named yunique.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 11, 2016 12:06 AM (egOGm)
Posted by: Aviator at March 11, 2016 12:02 AM (c7vUv)
****
One of my clients is named Kaaren, and God help you if any correspondence is spelled wrong.
Posted by: Tim in GA at March 11, 2016 12:06 AM (SAmbU)
You have a "name" and then you have a name. Keeps the revenuers off your trail.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 11, 2016 12:02 AM (S1Gtv)
***
My family - Polish/Russian and German Jews - settled in WV and went native in two generations. Yep - Jewbillies. They do exist.
Growing up, I learned folks had a moniker and a name. And a good way to get the stink-eye was to ask for somebody's name.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 11, 2016 12:06 AM (lutOX)
I think they're sweet names. Even though it is a hipster trend, at least they have some gravity.
Posted by: Lauren at March 11, 2016 12:07 AM (qHM3d)
Well, if you're truly Southern, you don't know your real name til you're about 8 anyway, because you are constantly being called Honey, Sugar and Baby
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 11, 2016 12:07 AM (CNKtx)
Alas, in the making of the soup, I toss in a pair of roasted chicken carcasses, as well as all of the pan drippings from their having been roasted.
By time they go through a six to eight hour low simmer, I'm able to pretty much take the bones down to bare calcium....all the good stuff goes into the soup.
I'd have to dedicate a future carcass or two in order to have the bones and connective on hand to reduce to stock, and I'd rather have the soup.
So, store bought (commercial, actually) paste, it is. Bullion cubes are for folks that don't know where to buy a good paste stock.
Only reason I'd like to make my own, is to make it less salty. Not for "health" reasons, but so I can more fully control the flavor profile as I build up the soup in the pot.
The fifteen quart is my small batch. I can scale it up to a sixty quart batch, but that's a lot easier in a commercial kitchen than on a home range.
Damn good stuff though. Enough seasoning to make a Cajun smile, but not so much as to be a heat-fest.
Cheap as hell to make, too. That pot will be meals for two, for nearly a week, all for about $5 cost above the chickens, which were actually full meals on their own in the preceding weeks.
Wish I could e mail some to Teh Horde.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 11, 2016 12:07 AM (McRlu)
Lots of babies these days are being named Edith and Gertrude. Funny how things swing back into style after being sooo out.
Posted by: Lauren
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Really? I have knowN exactly one Gertrude in my (almost) 50 years. Aunt Gertie.
I've told this before, but -
Gram & Gramps already had my Uncles, Thomas & Richard, when Mom came around. Grampa was dead set on naming her Harrietta, but Grandma nixed that pretty quickly.
Fast forward about 20 years or so, and Mom gets engaged to Dad (Harry). Grandma looks at Gramps, "well, you finally have your Tom Dick and Harry. Happy now?"
Posted by: Chi at March 11, 2016 12:08 AM (mW1Fw)
Posted by: Lauren at March 11, 2016 12:08 AM (qHM3d)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 12:08 AM (lJ46T)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 11, 2016 12:09 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Lauren at March 11, 2016 12:09 AM (qHM3d)
Posted by: Tim in GA at March 11, 2016 12:06 AM (SAmbU)
As someone who read too many Star Wars books, I see that unnecessarily doubled first vowel and automatically think "Clone."
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 11, 2016 12:09 AM (HalrA)
Posted by: tmitsss at March 11, 2016 12:10 AM (sUvQQ)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 11, 2016 12:10 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Tim in GA at March 11, 2016 12:06 AM (SAmbU)<<<
Kaaaaren... why did you do that Kaaaaaren?!
Posted by: Ray Liotta in Goodfellas at March 11, 2016 12:10 AM (H9MG5)
Agatha can be at least be Aggie, but Myrtle can only Myrt.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 11, 2016 12:10 AM (CNKtx)
I'm sure you talkative fuckers got it already but:
1. Porsche
B. Mercedes
III. Lexus
Posted by: DC in River City at March 11, 2016 12:10 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Lauren at March 11, 2016 12:08 AM (qHM3d)
*****
Nope, the usual pronunciation. Of course, she is a miserable, humorless bitch. Otherwise one could have a little fun like that with it.
Posted by: Tim in GA at March 11, 2016 12:10 AM (SAmbU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 12:11 AM (lJ46T)
now there's a name we won't soon see again.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 11, 2016 12:10 AM (WTSFk)
Depends on how many Doctor Who fans had female babies the past three years.
Posted by: buzzion at March 11, 2016 12:11 AM (zt+N6)
Thing with a name like that is it sorta sets expectations that aren't likely to be met.
I almost managed to get #1 son named "James Tiberius." If I could have kept a straight face while the then-future-ex wife pondered it, and could have kept her away from Google, I might have gotten away with it.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 11, 2016 12:11 AM (lutOX)
Pics or it didn't happen.
Posted by: a plucky tailor at March 11, 2016 12:12 AM (WOyz5)
'''''
I already told the story about the crusty old man called Susie in my beach town hangout. It was a nickname from childhood and no one ever called him by his actual name.
Posted by: stace at March 11, 2016 12:12 AM (ozZau)
Yeah nick names are definitely limited there. Maybe Tilly as a huge stretch.
Posted by: Lauren at March 11, 2016 12:12 AM (qHM3d)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 11, 2016 12:12 AM (WTSFk)
Both became brand names, only Mercedes succeeded.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 12:12 AM (lJ46T)
Posted by: Cankles! at March 11, 2016 12:13 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: leonard james akaar at March 11, 2016 12:14 AM (WOyz5)
Gentlemen, put your hands together for Lexus, on the main stage!
and in the side cages, Porsche and Ferrari
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 11, 2016 12:14 AM (kKHcp)
Agatha can be at least be Aggie, but Myrtle can only Myrt.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 11, 2016 12:10 AM (CNKtx)
***
My maternal grandmother - Elzveta - was known as Betty all the days of her life. I'd never heard anyone ever call her anything else.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 11, 2016 12:14 AM (lutOX)
That's my husband's first name, though he doesn't go by it. His names get progressively more pretentious as they go though. My mother in law had a flair for the dramatic.
Posted by: Lauren at March 11, 2016 12:14 AM (qHM3d)
Posted by: Adriane the Medical Critic ... at March 11, 2016 12:14 AM (AoK0a)
I love Elizabeth. We have a lot of those, and Rachel and Chloes in the family, and it goes wayyyy back.
I thought Chloe was a modern name, but I have an ancestor from the 1700s named Chloe. We pronounce it Kloy, though, not Klo-ee, which I prefer.
We also pronounce Laura as La-ra, not LOR-a, bit that maybe a general Southern thing.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 11, 2016 12:15 AM (CNKtx)
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 11, 2016 12:07 AM (McRlu)
Roasted chicken carcasses are great for making very flavorful broth/soup. To make stock, uncooked bones are best.
If you spatchcock your chickens before roasting them, take the backbones and freeze them. When you have 4-6 of those, throw in some raw chicken wings and then do your multi-hour simmer. You will wind up with a very thick stock, which you can freeze in small batches to use in stews and gravies. Before Thanksgiving I do that with turkey wings, which is why we never run out of gravy.
I definitely agree with you about keeping salt to a minimum. You want a little just to help as a preservative, but it is better to have the flexiblity to salt to taste later, when preparing the final dish.
Posted by: HTL at March 11, 2016 12:15 AM (3TKkF)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 11, 2016 12:15 AM (kKHcp)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 11, 2016 12:15 AM (voOPb)
Amen. My mother and her older sister were a lot like Bookworm's mother in that they demanded that other family members "make them happy." They didn't have half the hardships that Bookworm's mother survived, but they nonetheless expected others to cater to their every whim while being at the same time relentlessly critical of those of us who did try to please them. It took me years to figure it out, but I finally came to understand that they didn't really want to be pleased, they simply used their unhappiness as a tool to manipulate and control the rest of the extended family. That insight finally freed me from their head games.
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 11, 2016 12:16 AM (3C9q2)
Their kids will be named Clara and they will have TARDIS tats.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 12:16 AM (lJ46T)
Posted by: jsg at March 11, 2016 12:16 AM (kGzir)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 12:17 AM (lJ46T)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 11, 2016 12:15 AM (CNKtx)
****
Probably is a Southern thang.
After 30 years in the South, it still kills my ears to hear "Hi" pronounced as "Hah". They are distinct and useful individual words, goddamnit.
Posted by: Tim in GA at March 11, 2016 12:17 AM (SAmbU)
now there's a name we won't soon see again.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 11, 2016 12:10 AM (WTSFk)
One would think, but my glamorous niece is named Clara. My brother and SIL got the name from some 19th century graffiti in an indian cave on the old family ranch. BTW, dirty minds, it wasn't anything like "for a good time, go see Clara". It was just her first and last name and the year.
Posted by: stace at March 11, 2016 12:17 AM (ozZau)
Their kids will be named Clara and they will have TARDIS tats.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 12:16 AM (lJ46T
Don't forget River.
Posted by: buzzion at March 11, 2016 12:18 AM (zt+N6)
Their kids will be named Clara and they will have TARDIS tats.
Posted by: Anna Puma
That's Retardis, sir.
Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at March 11, 2016 12:18 AM (d9C8q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 12:19 AM (lJ46T)
Posted by: Adriane the Medical Critic ... at March 11, 2016 12:19 AM (AoK0a)
And how about that state up north called "Uh-HI-uh"?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 11, 2016 12:19 AM (CNKtx)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 11, 2016 12:19 AM (YJmuy)
That's a good name. And since it's her middle name no one will nickname her "Collie".
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 11, 2016 12:03 AM (YJmuy)
She'll kick their ass if they did. She beats on her older brothers for fun.
The oldest is having a Dodge-Ball birthday party this Saturday..
Really, really looking forward to it.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 11, 2016 12:19 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: leonard james akaar at March 11, 2016 12:14 AM (WOyz5)
Horseshoes &'hand gernades. I had all girls. My hands were tied although I won the name game selection
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 11, 2016 12:20 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 12:19 AM (lJ46T)
Amy(Amelia) River Clara
Posted by: buzzion at March 11, 2016 12:20 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 12:20 AM (lJ46T)
Having previously seen the old selfie shot, then, the only thing left, really, without clicking on links, was the Bookworm article - which I already have open in another tab to read tomorrow.
Thanks for the time-saver, Maet.
Good evening, folks.
Posted by: mindful webworker - all the snark, none of the phat at March 11, 2016 12:20 AM (5a8XA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 11, 2016 12:20 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 11, 2016 12:21 AM (CNKtx)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 11, 2016 12:21 AM (hlMPp)
Their kids will be named Clara and they will have TARDIS tats.
Posted by: Anna Puma
<<<
I fucking hate my parents.
Posted by: Stormageddon at March 11, 2016 12:21 AM (H9MG5)
After I took the weed-eater to them - about 22,700 words.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 12:22 AM (lJ46T)
Wow, that is a seriously obscure TOS reference. Bravo!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 11, 2016 12:22 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Discover the forest PSA at March 11, 2016 12:22 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 11, 2016 12:19 AM (CNKtx)
*****
I have relatives there who manage not to retard the name and pronounce all three syllables correctly. The rest of the State I blame on its bordering with Kentucky.
Posted by: Tim in GA at March 11, 2016 12:22 AM (SAmbU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 12:22 AM (lJ46T)
253 Don't forget River.
Already taken. Firefly.
Posted by: Adriane the Medical Critic ... at March 11, 2016 12:19 AM (AoK0a)
Nah. A Firefly fan would go with Kaylee and Zoe first.
Posted by: buzzion at March 11, 2016 12:22 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 11, 2016 12:23 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Adriane the Medical Critic ... at March 11, 2016 12:23 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Ricky at March 11, 2016 12:24 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Navypopojojo at March 11, 2016 12:24 AM (qwhaR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 11, 2016 12:24 AM (ntObR)
Until about two weeks ago, I worked with a metric crap-ton of Chinese, and was never able to determine what system they used to make their picks.
The girls were the worst - a vast sea of Cindy's and Sandy's.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 11, 2016 12:24 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 11, 2016 12:07 AM (CNKtx)
Hah, that's so true. And then here in South Texas, there's also a layer of Spanish endearments and diminutives, even in anglo families.
Posted by: stace at March 11, 2016 12:25 AM (ozZau)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 12:25 AM (lJ46T)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 11, 2016 12:23 AM (voOPb)
*bites tongue
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 11, 2016 12:25 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Adriane the Medical Critic ... at March 11, 2016 12:25 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Tim in GA at March 11, 2016 12:26 AM (SAmbU)
And on that note, I had no idea the Family Feud topic would get such traction. Glad everyone enjoyed it. Gotta call it a night early folks. Thanks for the fun chat!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 11, 2016 12:26 AM (ntObR)
Graves.
Posted by: Adriane the Medical Critic ... at March 11, 2016 12:27 AM (AoK0a)
How to truly confuse your children: River Tam and River Song.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 12:27 AM (lJ46T)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 11, 2016 12:27 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 12:28 AM (lJ46T)
Posted by: Stormageddon at March 11, 2016 12:28 AM (H9MG5)
How to truly confuse your children: River Tam and River Song.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 12:27 AM (lJ46T)
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No confusion there at all.
One's Vietnamese, one's Korean.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 11, 2016 12:28 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 11, 2016 12:28 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 11, 2016 12:28 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 11, 2016 12:28 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 12:29 AM (lJ46T)
So we'll see how things go. Thanks for asking. Okay, gotta go. Goodnight all!
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 11, 2016 12:29 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 11, 2016 12:24 AM (ntObR)
That's a ships name.
Inara would be okay for a girl's name if you don't mind her being called a space whore.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 11, 2016 12:29 AM (1JnAL)
Graves.
Posted by: Adriane the Medical Critic ... at March 11, 2016 12:27 AM (AoK0a)
***
I was referring to their 'American' names.
Which never made any sense to me - their real names aren't that hard to pronounce.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 11, 2016 12:30 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: No Seriously, I Want to Fuck Eva Longoria at March 11, 2016 12:30 AM (IVCCS)
When I first moved to SoCal, I thought Mijo and Mija were names.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 11, 2016 12:30 AM (CNKtx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 12:29 AM (lJ46T)<<<
I was hoping someone would take the bait.
Posted by: Stormageddon at March 11, 2016 12:30 AM (H9MG5)
He's just fishing for comments ...
Posted by: Adriane the Medical Critic ... at March 11, 2016 12:30 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 11, 2016 12:27 AM (voOPb
Same comment I made with the ONT. I think ya'll work too hard.
Granted, appreciate the hell out of it and the HQ is the be all end all of news but I hope it's not interfering with life.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 11, 2016 12:31 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 11, 2016 12:31 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 11, 2016 12:31 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 11, 2016 12:32 AM (1JnAL)
When I first moved to SoCal, I thought Mijo and Mija were names.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 11, 2016 12:30 AM (CNKtx)
***
Ha! Had the same problem when I moved to Texas.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 11, 2016 12:32 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 11, 2016 12:28 AM (voOPb)
Short story I remember from grade school: "Hannah is a Palindrome." Probably would be allowed in books today because the whole story is about a boy Otto taunting her about being a palindrome while the teacher is out of the room until she learns what it means and writes on the board that "Otto is a Palindrome"
Posted by: buzzion at March 11, 2016 12:33 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 11, 2016 12:33 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 12:34 AM (lJ46T)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 11, 2016 12:33 AM (9mTYi)<<<
That might have dogged you on the playground.
Posted by: Stormageddon at March 11, 2016 12:34 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Was he a Dane?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at March 11, 2016 12:34 AM (d9C8q)
That Attenborough video is fantastic. I just saved it to my faves on YT. The Bowie audio as well. Such a unique voice and talent.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 11, 2016 12:34 AM (8PbKi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 12:34 AM (lJ46T)
so was I.
My friend Johnie Lee explained that his parents named him Johnie and his sister Ophelia by walking through a local grave yard to see what Americans named their people ...
Posted by: Adriane the Medical Critic ... at March 11, 2016 12:35 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 11, 2016 12:35 AM (9mTYi)
Trad Catholics...
Posted by: Sal at March 11, 2016 12:35 AM (MRX6w)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 11, 2016 12:35 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 11, 2016 12:35 AM (3C9q2)
283 Until about two weeks ago, I worked with a metric crap-ton of
Chinese, and was never able to determine what system they used to make
their picks.
Graves.
Posted by: Adriane the Medical Critic ... at March 11, 2016 12:27 AM (AoK0a)
***
I was referring to their 'American' names.
Which never made any sense to me - their real names aren't that hard to pronounce.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 11, 2016 12:30 AM (lutOX)
295
283 Until about two weeks ago, I worked with a metric crap-ton of
Chinese, and was never able to determine what system they used to make
their picks.
Graves.
Posted by: Adriane the Medical Critic ... at March 11, 2016 12:27 AM (AoK0a)
***
I was referring to their 'American' names.
Which never made any sense to me - their real names aren't that hard to pronounce.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 11, 2016 12:30 AM (lutOX)
I suspect that two significant restrictions are: (1) it is easy to pronounce with the family's native phonetics system; and (2) it is unambiguous under the family's native phonetics system. If "Susie" can mean "dog", I doubt it would be a favored 'American' name.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2016 12:35 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 11, 2016 12:31 AM (voOPb)
lol. My dog knows the general meaning of dammit.
I have no idea where he learned that.
Posted by: stace at March 11, 2016 12:37 AM (ozZau)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 11, 2016 12:38 AM (CNKtx)
so was I.
My friend Johnie Lee explained that his parents named him Johnie and his sister Ophelia by walking through a local grave yard to see what Americans named their people ...
Posted by: Adriane the Medical Critic ... at March 11, 2016 12:35 AM (AoK0a)
***
Ahh....interesting.
The knowledge the Horde can put one....
But I think the students - the girls, anyway - just picked names that sounded 'cute,' had no more than two syllables, and weren't likely to be hard to pronounce.
My angel and her five sisters are all named for saints (their american names), and for their father's ex-girlfriends (their vietnamese names).
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 11, 2016 12:38 AM (lutOX)
Tahoe
Get it? Ta...HOE.
Cuz she's a stripper.
And strippers are sometimes considered kinda slutty.
Posted by: gebrauchshund at March 11, 2016 12:39 AM (N4n2h)
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I stay and chat some more,
But I'm exhausted from the flu ...
Good Night all!
Posted by: Adriane the Medical Critic ... at March 11, 2016 12:39 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 11, 2016 12:39 AM (8PbKi)
Posted by: Adriane the Medical Critic ... at March 11, 2016 12:27 AM (AoK0a)
Thank goodness it wasn't a pet cemetary.
Posted by: Hanoverfist at March 11, 2016 12:40 AM (M3Kbo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 12:40 AM (lJ46T)
Posted by: Hanoverfist
Lotta bad history down that road.
Posted by: Fred Gwynne at March 11, 2016 12:41 AM (d9C8q)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 11, 2016 12:41 AM (hlMPp)
Camaro
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 11, 2016 12:39 AM (8PbKi)
*****
No. Sorry, but just.....no.
Posted by: Tim in GA at March 11, 2016 12:42 AM (SAmbU)
MAET: Just wanna say that even though I rarely comment on ONT, I ALWAYS read it, and I appreciate the work and talent that goes into it.
Posted by: stace at March 11, 2016 12:43 AM (ozZau)
Posted by: Hanoverfist
Lotta bad history down that road.
Posted by: Fred Gwynne at March 11, 2016 12:41 AM (d9C8q)
***
Ah-yup.
Great speech about the soil in a man's heart being stony. Stuck with me over the years....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 11, 2016 12:44 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 11, 2016 12:45 AM (8PbKi)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 11, 2016 12:46 AM (8PbKi)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 11, 2016 12:47 AM (lutOX)
Has anyone said "Hummer" yet?
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 11, 2016 12:47 AM (Dttnn)
pronounce with the family's native phonetics system; and (2) it is
unambiguous under the family's native phonetics system. If 'Susie' can
mean 'dog', I doubt it would be a favored 'American' name."
I'm afraid to ask how "Cooter" might translate into other languages.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 11, 2016 12:47 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: Stormageddon at March 11, 2016 12:47 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2016 12:29 AM (lJ46T)
I was hoping someone would take the bait.
Posted by: Stormageddon
****
Well, some of us are a master at it...
Posted by: Soon to be Dead Hitman at March 11, 2016 12:48 AM (hVdx9)
This is 'said' from someone who's seen them all probably 40 times in his 50 yrs.
Posted by: evil_bun_bun at March 11, 2016 12:48 AM (8qoUN)
Posted by: rickl at March 11, 2016 12:49 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: evil_bun_bun at March 11, 2016 12:49 AM (8qoUN)
Posted by: rickl
****
That's a mighty low bar...
Eva Longoria...too skinny.
Eva Mendes tho...yum...
Posted by: Soon to be Dead Hitman at March 11, 2016 12:52 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tim in GA at March 11, 2016 12:53 AM (SAmbU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 11, 2016 12:54 AM (voOPb)
The obvious champion combination of a stripper-name car make and a stripper-name car model is, duh, the Lotus Europa.
And to think that Iowahawk is rumored to occasionally drop in at the HQ. I hang my head in abject shame.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 11, 2016 12:54 AM (noWW6)
Am I too late with the car/stripper name?
When I was seriously younger, I went to a strip club in Tulsa once - well, not really a strip club because the laws said you couldn't disrobe, so they'd dance, duck behind a curtain, come back out with less on. Also, they never got nude because nipples and the triangle had to be covered.
But, anyway, there was this dancer I got to talking to who was kinda farm-gal muscular and had too many tattoos. Found out her name was International Harvester Travelall.
Downed my beer, skeedaddled out, and never entered a gentleman's joint again.
True story.
Posted by: mindful webworker - would I lie to you? at March 11, 2016 12:55 AM (5a8XA)
Posted by: mindful webworker - would I lie to you? at March 11, 2016 12:55 AM (5a8XA)
As we are getting to a portion of the ONT I don't care for, time to bid you all Good Night. Take care.
Posted by: Tim in GA at March 11, 2016 12:53 AM (SAmbU)
???
Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2016 12:56 AM (EzgxV)
...thoughts from a child who listened to too much 60s music while watching 80s commercials!
mmm... cereal....
Posted by: Sugar Plum Fairy #176-671 at March 11, 2016 12:56 AM (9f3NM)
Posted by: stace at March 11, 2016 12:43 AM (ozZau)
Thank you.
I was this ][ close to yanking all the videos since apparently it's stripper name night.
Not even a nibble on the G3? It's like I don't even know you people.
Now I'm off to go work on the Yoko Retrospective Week.
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 11, 2016 12:56 AM (pAlYe)
Actually y's & i's were pretty much interchangeable up till about the 18th century
Posted by: bill-o at March 11, 2016 12:58 AM (AWwDY)
Not even a nibble on the G3? It's like I don't even know you people.
Now I'm off to go work on the Yoko Retrospective Week.
*Quickly turns on javascript and plug-ins and reloads the page to enjoy all the videos.*
Posted by: mindful webworker - yow! at March 11, 2016 12:59 AM (5a8XA)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 11, 2016 01:03 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: blind attila at March 11, 2016 01:05 AM (9xeaQ)
I wish he'd cut a podcast in this state of mind.
https://twitter.com/JohnEkdahl/with_replies
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 11, 2016 01:06 AM (8PbKi)
My angel, the future Empress, was shocked - she'd assumed all men did that sort of thing.
So, for my 40th birthday, she took me to what was supposed to be the best place in Austin.
The experience was depressing, and we left after half an hour.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 11, 2016 01:06 AM (lutOX)
Take that patriarchy!
Posted by: Feninazi at March 11, 2016 01:06 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Dogstar at March 11, 2016 01:07 AM (9GipR)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 11, 2016 01:08 AM (dvuhZ)
Tweaker strippers are a dime a dozen. Well built firearms are priceless and won't give you the creepin crud with a "handshake".
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 11, 2016 01:09 AM (FtrY1)
I didn't have a good time. I kept trying to convert the strippers to Christianity.
I got thrown out...
Posted by: navybrat at March 11, 2016 01:10 AM (8QGte)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 11, 2016 01:10 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 11, 2016 01:11 AM (FkBIv)
Never set foot in a strip-club til I turned 40.
My angel, the future Empress, was shocked - she'd assumed all men did that sort of thing.
So, for my 40th birthday, she took me to what was supposed to be the best place in Austin.
The experience was depressing, and we left after half an hour.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 11, 2016 01:06 AM (lutOX)
I'm in my mid 50's and haven't been. Have been in far more brewpubs (or pubs) than bars. Can't recall having been in a disco.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2016 01:12 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 11, 2016 01:12 AM (YJmuy)
Not to mention wasting money for look, no touch. And they say that exploits women. Women hell, it exploits the hell of stupid men who throw their money away because Mr. Happy likes it.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 11, 2016 01:15 AM (dvuhZ)
I walked in, sat down on a barstool, and at that exact moment the guy two seats down hauled off and belted the guy next to me.
So I walked in, sat down, and *boom*, I was on the floor. It happened faster than I can type it.
The bartender was super polite to me for the remainder of the evening, but I never had the urge to go back.
Posted by: rickl at March 11, 2016 01:17 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 11, 2016 01:17 AM (dvuhZ)
(PS I have personal autographs of Rod Serling and Gene Roddenberry. So there!)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 11, 2016 01:17 AM (AroJD)
exploits women. Women hell, it exploits the hell of stupid men who throw
their money away because Mr. Happy likes it.
Used to work with guys that throw away $500 to $700 a week in strip clubs. Then bitch they didn't have money to do stuff or buy stuff. Well, no shit!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 11, 2016 01:18 AM (YJmuy)
So I have a prayer request for those of you amenable. Son2 has surgery on Monday and the closer it gets the more worried I am. So any prayers you guys could throw upward for his continued health and my continued sanity would be extremely appreciated.
Posted by: redbanzai at March 11, 2016 01:21 AM (NPofj)
Used to work with guys that throw away $500 to $700 a week in strip clubs. Then bitch they didn't have money to do stuff or buy stuff. Well, no shit!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 11, 2016 01:18 AM (YJmuy)
Economics is hard.
Posted by: rickl at March 11, 2016 01:22 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 11, 2016 01:17 AM (dvuhZ)
What kind of discussions did I walk into tonight?
Posted by: redbanzai at March 11, 2016 01:24 AM (NPofj)
exploits women. Women hell, it exploits the hell of stupid men who throw
their money away because Mr. Happy likes it.
Used to work with guys that throw away $500 to $700 a week in strip clubs. Then bitch they didn't have money to do stuff or buy stuff. Well, no shit!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 11, 2016 01:18 AM (YJmuy)
***
heh... I picked up a 'niece' after her boyfriend dropped a couple hundred of her dollars at a strip-club while she was out of town.
Poor girl...I did all I could to comfort and console her.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 11, 2016 01:25 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: rickl at March 11, 2016 01:25 AM (sdi6R)
Some Delaware moron effectively ddos'd Drudge and dropped 40,000 Cruz bots on the poll.
Don't fret, garbage has been taken out and now it's back to its customary
4% Catshit
5% Rubio
28% Cruz
and the rest...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 11, 2016 01:30 AM (T78UI)
The phone guys are supposed to be doing phone work overnight to get things to work together, so she's going in at 6 AM tomorrow so that there will be a manager on duty to ensure that things happen for tech support. Nobody asked her to do this; nobody thought this might be an issue; nobody else has the contacts to get fixers to what breaks.
Her ex-company is going to be so fucked.....but as long as it means we move to somewhere sane, I will be extremely happy.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2016 01:30 AM (EzgxV)
Some Delaware moron effectively ddos'd Drudge and dropped 40,000 Cruz bots on the poll.
Don't fret, garbage has been taken out and now it's back to its customary
4% Catshit
5% Rubio
28% Cruz
and the rest...
***
And others are now seeing the bot votes taken out and screaming that Drudge is screwing Cruz out of votes.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 11, 2016 01:31 AM (8PbKi)
Posted by: redbanzai at March 11, 2016 01:31 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: torquewrench at March 11, 2016 01:33 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2016 01:34 AM (cXiMR)
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 11, 2016 01:35 AM (3C9q2)
I'm assuming most of this shit is just made up by people trying to out-gross each other. Nobody would really do anything this damned disgusting would they? Well, not a significant number.....
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 11, 2016 01:35 AM (dvuhZ)
Good evening nightwalkers... I am finally done arguing politics so I thought I would pop in here
So
I have a prayer request for those of you amenable. Son2 has surgery on
Monday and the closer it gets the more worried I am. So any prayers you
guys could throw upward for his continued health and my continued sanity
would be extremely appreciated.
Posted by: redbanzai at March 11, 2016 01:21 AM (NPofj)
I can only pray that your son's results further God's plan, and that He provides what mercy He might grant onto both of you.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2016 01:37 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2016 01:37 AM (cXiMR)
And others are now seeing the bot votes taken out and screaming that Drudge is screwing Cruz out of votes.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 11, 2016 01:31 AM (8PbKi)
There is a Luap Nor effect there with the Trump votes, so I just leave them out and look at the relative values of the tail end. About ten on-line polls, throwing out the outliers*:
3% Catshit
5% Rubio
9% Cruz
and the rest...
*A few outliers did show that some Cruz fans are getting their Luap Nor on. Other than that, a pretty tight group for a bunch of folks with no lives up too late.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 11, 2016 01:42 AM (T78UI)
Posted by: Tim in GA at March 11, 2016 12:53 AM (SAmbU)
Wow, maybe I should shower more often
Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2016 01:42 AM (cXiMR)
Have you picked a place to drop R'lyeh's anchor?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 11, 2016 01:42 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: angela urkel at March 11, 2016 01:42 AM (9xeaQ)
cthulu - if you've got a physics or optics background there may be work for you in Raleigh area.
Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2016 01:37 AM (cXiMR)
My background is in accounting, finance, and auditing -- there is work for me everywhere. Spending some decades in Silicon Valley, I have a certain techno twist.
The issue is with the fiancee. She went through a bust in Houston right before she moved here and thinks Silicon Valley is the always-and-forever "happy place", while I see it as a boomtown that is going bust.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2016 01:43 AM (EzgxV)
"There's a level of admiration I actually have for China. Their basic dictatorship is actually allowing them to turn their economy around on a dime"
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jxxoqlj
Posted by: The FacePalming Hat at March 11, 2016 01:44 AM (vBeA5)
I proceeded to tip her a $5 (I was no cheap $1 guy!) when I noticed a $50 in her collection, and I commented, "Whoa, a $50!"
She immediately dropped out of character, stopped wiggling, smiled, and became like my
It was funny. I never could get into the eroticism of such places because that would happen. They were all like my
And I do have a young first cousin once removed who was a nude dancer, before she served in the army in Korea, Iraq, and Afghanistan. Mechanic in the motor pool. Wasn't actually in combat, but faster on the draw than many of the guys. Um.. never saw her "dance."
Good night, Gracies.
Posted by: mindful webworker - no, but really at March 11, 2016 01:44 AM (5a8XA)
Posted by: torquewrench at March 11, 2016 01:33 AM (noWW6)
Jaw surgery to fix an out of place jaw (out of place partly because he was born with a jacked up jaw and partly because it got further pushed out of place by cholesteatomas in both ears). He will be in the hospital for a couple of days and on a liquid diet for 6 weeks.
It is going to suck
Posted by: redbanzai at March 11, 2016 01:44 AM (NPofj)
Tonight, I retrieved an iPhone - contacted the owner through one of her friends and returned it - and a tire iron, owner unknown....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 11, 2016 01:45 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2016 01:45 AM (cXiMR)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ntjbswx (sfw)
Not an employee, just a fan of things that go bang.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 11, 2016 01:45 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: redbanzai at March 11, 2016 01:21 AM (NPofj)
Thoughts & Prayers
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 11, 2016 01:45 AM (vBeA5)
"... a boomtown that is going bust."
Run while you can. Take all your money with you.
I'm starting to look seriously at leaving ... August at the earliest, but next year or the year after seem very much more likely.
Posted by: Arbalest at March 11, 2016 01:47 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2016 01:48 AM (cXiMR)
Welcome to the boomtown!
https://youtu.be/gi7eprMlXnU?list=PL50D9F41FF2FF9950 (sfw)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 11, 2016 01:50 AM (YJmuy)
Canada's new PM is going out of his way to be stupider than Obama:
"There's a level of admiration I actually have for China. Their basic dictatorship is actually allowing them to turn their economy around on a dime"
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jxxoqlj
Posted by: The FacePalming Hat
He studied under Professor Tom Friedman.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 11, 2016 01:50 AM (FkBIv)
Sounds like the two of you could fit in anywhere that's growing.
Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2016 01:51 AM (cXiMR)
Cooth... I will take that prayer.
Jean thanks... Son2 is the most calm, strong person I know and this is his 7th major surgery in 4 years so he has had enough adversity to last an entire lifetime (I hope). He is a good kid though and I am so lucky to have him.
Posted by: redbanzai at March 11, 2016 01:53 AM (NPofj)
Her ex-company is going to be so fucked.....but as long as it means we move to somewhere sane, I will be extremely happy.
Have you picked a place to drop R'lyeh's anchor?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 11, 2016 01:42 AM (YJmuy)
I did extensive research and developed a shortlist -- whereupon the fiancee didn't want to talk about it. From memory, this included the NC Triad, eastern and central TN, Georgia a sufficient distance from Atlanta, parts of TX that I shared with Carol when she was talking about it [so probably includes Marble Falls], and certain parts of AZ (this may not be exhaustive).
With her business connection to the Triad and unwillingness to discuss the issue head-on, it's become the favorite. I'd slightly prefer TN. But compared to NY, Chicago, or the Califuckitya in which I currently reside, I can be flexible.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2016 01:54 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: redbanzai at March 11, 2016 01:54 AM (NPofj)
I've been through the young kids (nephews) in surgery routine enough to make you sick. Up to and including bone marrow transplant at Duke.
It's never fun, but hang tough (I know you are tough!). Keep us up to date please.
Posted by: Chi at March 11, 2016 01:54 AM (Ql/gh)
Sounds like the two of you could fit in anywhere that's growing.
Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2016 01:51 AM (cXiMR)
***
There's a lot to be said for nomadism.
But for my children, I'd long since have sold everything, bought a travel trailer and a truck big enough to tow it, and headed for the Wasteland.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 11, 2016 01:55 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: angela urkel at March 11, 2016 01:55 AM (9xeaQ)
I've been through the young kids (nephews) in surgery routine enough
to make you sick. Up to and including bone marrow transplant at Duke.
It's never fun, but hang tough (I know you are tough!). Keep us up to date please.
Posted by: Chi at March 11, 2016 01:54 AM (Ql/gh)
He is going to St Mary's. Thanks Chi... I am trying to be zen so I don't disturb his calm.
Bone marrow transplant? Yikes! Did everything turn out ok?
Posted by: redbanzai at March 11, 2016 01:57 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 11, 2016 01:58 AM (YJmuy)
was born with a jacked up jaw and partly because it got further pushed
out of place by cholesteatomas in both ears)."
Yikes. Well, yep, gotta get that fixed. As you said, this'll suck, but on the balance of probabilities, better to go forward with the repair.
I used to work with a fellow who had an irregular jaw from early childhood and had not had it seen to, and he had occasional bouts of TMJ pain that just leveled him for a week at a time. Finely balanced setup.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 11, 2016 01:58 AM (noWW6)
"... a boomtown that is going bust."
Run while you can. Take all your money with you.
I'm starting to look seriously at leaving ... August at the
earliest, but next year or the year after seem very much more likely.
Posted by: Arbalest at March 11, 2016 01:47 AM (FlRtG)
We've talked face-to-face -- you know I need no encouragement.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2016 01:59 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2016 02:02 AM (cXiMR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2016 02:02 AM (/i7Ua)
https://tinyurl.com/jtvh8kh
Note the large hole at the upper left, which is assumed to be
Lots of us would love to see the video of that landing attempt, but at the same time, we understand why SpaceX might be reluctant to release it.
Posted by: rickl at March 11, 2016 02:03 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Harry "Heckler" Reid at March 11, 2016 02:04 AM (9xeaQ)
jaw from early childhood and had not had it seen to, and he had
occasional bouts of TMJ pain that just leveled him for a week at a time.
Finely balanced setup.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 11, 2016 01:58 AM (noWW6)
When we went to the oral surgeon for the consult, he did mention that could be a long term result if it wasn't fixed... that and his teeth would wear out really quickly and they would never be able to put in crowns (or fit dentures) with his jaw like that.
So basically, it needed to be done if son2 wanted to be able to chew food when he was middle aged.
Posted by: redbanzai at March 11, 2016 02:04 AM (NPofj)
Why, right there in lovely Santa Chlamydia, you've got that gorgeous new multibillion-dollar sports stadium for the Niners! Surely this is a harbinger of bursting new prosperity yet to come! The future's so bright, you gotta wear shades!
::: ducks :::
::: covers :::
::: puts on body armor :::
::: applies antiflash cream :::
::: puts affairs in order :::
Posted by: torquewrench at March 11, 2016 02:05 AM (noWW6)
cthulu, I'd be looking at the lifeboats now. A startup I work with just
let the employees vote --- moving the hell out of Silicon Valley; don't
even know where yet.
Sounds like the two of you could fit in anywhere that's growing.
Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2016 01:51 AM (cXiMR)
The real estate situation here is rapidly becoming Queens, NYC -- and the technology is all about spying on people. Every app is a shit-ton of spying for a minor convenience. It used to be that there were Makers who created cool new stuff; now, it's apps-writers who take over your cellphone to report your position every six seconds.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2016 02:05 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2016 02:10 AM (cXiMR)
Every app is a shit-ton of spying for a minor convenience. It used to be that there were Makers who created cool new stuff; now, it's apps-writers who take over your cellphone to report your position every six seconds.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2016 02:05 AM (EzgxV)
With a federal government that has creative definitions of the word "terrorist" and an enthusiasm for using drones to deal with them, I can see no possible way that could go wrong.
Posted by: rickl at March 11, 2016 02:11 AM (sdi6R)
cthulhu, you stuck with a house or practice to deal with?
Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2016 02:02 AM (cXiMR)
A fiancee. I could easily have a nicer house and a nice practice anywhere we went. But the fiancee grabbed a lifeline here when things went foom for her in Houston, and it is always and forever in her mind a land of opportunity. On the other hand, I was born in California....and it is so fucking corrupt that I'd rather live in Thule, Greenland.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2016 02:13 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2016 02:15 AM (/i7Ua)
Cooth, how can you be down on the economic prospects where you live?
Why,
right there in lovely Santa Chlamydia, you've got that gorgeous new
multibillion-dollar sports stadium for the Niners! Surely this is a
harbinger of bursting new prosperity yet to come! The future's so
bright, you gotta wear shades!
::: ducks :::
::: covers :::
::: puts on body armor :::
::: applies antiflash cream :::
::: puts affairs in order :::
Posted by: torquewrench at March 11, 2016 02:05 AM (noWW6)
:::ignores, rather than nuking:::
Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2016 02:15 AM (EzgxV)
definitions of the word "terrorist" and an enthusiasm for using drones
to deal with them, I can see no possible way that could go wrong.
Posted by: rickl at March 11, 2016 02:11 AM (sdi6R)
Nope. Cause the federal government never f's up, don't you know.
Posted by: redbanzai at March 11, 2016 02:15 AM (NPofj)
I rarely ever say it but I'll bet that, like me there are a lot of lurking moron prayers going through here all the time.
It's a nice collection of people and information, even through all the strippers and the political arguments(feature or bug?)
there are always sweet stories, cute pets and good recipes, and good people.
Goodnight all.
Posted by: Sugar Plum Fairy #176-671 at March 11, 2016 02:15 AM (9f3NM)
Posted by: redbanzai
------------------
With my first nephew, not so much.
But after many years, Sis decided to try again & had another boy. Unfortunately, same disease (disorder?) - so docs were looking for it. Eventually, they settled on bone marrow transplant as
I think k he was maybe 7 or 8? His big sister was the hero. As I understand it, the donor goes through SO much more pain in that process. And she was maybe 12?
He's a healthy know-it-all college kid now, and she's a beautiful, happy young Mom herself. And a successful nurse. All is well on that front.
But their stepdad is dealing with a type of bone cancer now. Some days, I just cry thinking of what my sister has been through, and continues to deal with...
Unlike me, she never lost her faith in God, though.
Posted by: Chi at March 11, 2016 02:18 AM (Ql/gh)
Now if they were really truly serious about that stuff, they'd retroactively rename the place as the Raleigh-Scattering area.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 11, 2016 02:19 AM (noWW6)
Nope. Cause the federal government never f's up, don't you know.
Posted by: redbanzai at March 11, 2016 02:15 AM (NPofj)
So I saw a National Enquirer in the rack by the check stand as I paid for my meager feast at the local WalMart. They have endorsed Donald Trump for President.
I will buy you a beer to cry into.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2016 02:19 AM (/i7Ua)
Do flip-phones have the GPS tech built into them, or is it only the
"smart" phones, so far? And wouldn't it be pretty simply to fubar the
GPS functionality, anyway?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2016 02:15 AM (/i7Ua)
I have the crudest of crude dumb flip-phones....and it can GPS. I just don't have apps, beyond those that come with the phone. I'm sure my ISP is tracking everything I say or do, but five texts since New Years' and 20 phone calls saying, "I'm here" aren't going to be too exciting.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2016 02:20 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: torquewrench at March 11, 2016 02:19 AM (noWW6)
(sings) "Nothing but blue skies...."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2016 02:20 AM (/i7Ua)
landing attempt, but at the same time, we understand why SpaceX might be
reluctant to release it.
Posted by: rickl at March 11, 2016 02:03 AM (sdi6R)
Obviously, they made contact, so it is not too small in that regard.
Probably need to have a larger platform to minimize/negate wave effect. Is it worth it? Probably not when they have to scrub 3/4 of the time because of time constraints of fuel and engine reliability already.Now for the missions where they can come back to terra firma, IF they are willing to take the research costs out of their profits, it is worth it.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 11, 2016 02:24 AM (T78UI)
How's that FO+DIAF taste, pollsters?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2016 02:28 AM (EzgxV)
Probably need to have a larger platform to minimize/negate wave effect. Is it worth it? Probably not when they have to scrub 3/4 of the time because of time constraints of fuel and engine reliability already.Now for the missions where they can come back to terra firma, IF they are willing to take the research costs out of their profits, it is worth it.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 11, 2016 02:24 AM (T78UI)
Instead of having the first stage make a tricky thrust-controlled landing on a small barge, why not have a barge with extendable arms that would deploy a large net, say 50 yards in diameter? First stage descends, hovers maybe 30 feet above the net, checks are made to ensure it is on-target, and cut the engines. Plop into the net it goes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2016 02:28 AM (/i7Ua)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2016 02:30 AM (/i7Ua)
Posted by: torquewrench at March 11, 2016 02:19 AM (noWW6)
(sings) "Nothing but blue skies...."
Hah that's great, I have to see congresscritter Price soon and I'm dropping a version of that.
Posted by: Jean at March 11, 2016 02:31 AM (cXiMR)
Sorry to say that I didn't make the post office today.
I got into two fight this afternoon.
I guess you could say I'm batting .500?
I won the fight with the row of 10ft tall holly bushes/trees, but lost the skirmish with the six-pack of Sam Adams.
Tomorrow, though.
Posted by: Chi at March 11, 2016 02:35 AM (Ql/gh)
thrust-controlled landing on a small barge, why not have a barge with
extendable arms that would deploy a large net, say 50 yards in diameter?
First stage descends, hovers maybe 30 feet above the net, checks are
made to ensure it is on-target, and cut the engines. Plop into the net
it goes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2016 02:28 AM (/i7Ua)
THAT, and in the dark ages they had these things called parachutes that could be used for a 100 yard drop.
Then again, do they still make asbestos thread for rope?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 11, 2016 02:42 AM (T78UI)
I won the fight with the row of 10ft tall holly bushes/trees, but lost the skirmish with the six-pack of Sam Adams.
Tomorrow, though.
Posted by: Chi at March 11, 2016 02:35 AM (Ql/gh)
Haha. Don't worry, I have 2 full weeks here before I have to pack up and head North. I figured I was going to get several dozen studs in place for my framing project. Job One was to place the doubled-up 2X6 studs for the door frame. Uh-oh! Door isn't hung in a frame. Rush out, buy some 1X6, cut pieces to make door frame. Uh-oh, need to rout recesses for hinges. Call friend, "yeah, I have a router you can use. Give me half an hour, and you can come over." Well, might as well replace the blown exhaust flange gasket on the Suburban. Five-minute job, doncha know? Crawl under, get the flange undone, 5-minute job. Fit up new gasket from Rock Auto. "Shit! It's an inch too small. Spend a half-hour on phone with guy from local Autozone. Both of us in front of computers. We determine that my '97 truck uses a flange gasket catalogued as for '98 models. He orders it in to the local store. So I button up the gasket-less flange, got to buddy's place, and rout the hinge recesses. Then it was necessary to have a beer. Went back, assembled the door frame, ticket-boo, and now I had dimensions to frame the studs for the door opening in the wall. Uh-oh! The wall is not square! Have to cut tapered 2X6's to make a plumb opening in a non-plumb wall. Total number of studs actually erected: 2.
But I'm getting there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2016 02:50 AM (/i7Ua)
Back in the day of truly cost-is-no-object, why-the-hell-not American engineering, there were proposals to have spent Apollo-Saturn first stages plucked out of the air, as they fell to earth after launch, by helicopters. To be brought back for refurbishment and reuse.
Freaking YUUUUUUGE helicopters, as one might imagine.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 11, 2016 02:53 AM (noWW6)
Then again, do they still make asbestos thread for rope?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 11, 2016 02:42 AM (T78UI)
You probably could get the needed permits to use asbestos in that application, since it's not a consumer product. Also, long-fiber asbestos, as would be used to weave nets, is pretty benign. The short-fiber stuff is what is linked to cancer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2016 02:53 AM (/i7Ua)
But after many years, Sis decided to try again had another
boy. Unfortunately, same disease (disorder?) - so docs were looking
for it. Eventually, they settled on bone marrow transplant as
I think k he was maybe 7 or 8? His big sister was the hero. As I
understand it, the donor goes through SO much more pain in that process.
And she was maybe 12?
He's a healthy know-it-all college kid now, and she's a beautiful,
happy young Mom herself. And a successful nurse. All is well on that
front.
But their stepdad is dealing with a type of bone cancer now. Some
days, I just cry thinking of what my sister has been through, and
continues to deal with...
Unlike me, she never lost her faith in God, though.
Posted by: Chi at March 11, 2016 02:18 AM (Ql/gh)
I am so sorry to hear that your oldest nephew didn't make it but it is good they figured things out to help your sister's youngest? I have also heard that bone marrow donors get the brunt of the pain in that exchange so your niece truly is a hero.
The amazing thing about God is He doesn't leave you even when all you can do is rail at him. I strive for "it is well with my soul" but their have been times that just wasn't happening. Yet God remained through all my recriminations.
I will keep your brother in law in my prayers for healing and your sister there for strength and grace.
Posted by: redbanzai at March 11, 2016 02:54 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: redbanzai at March 11, 2016 02:56 AM (NPofj)
So much of the history of human progress is encapsulated in these words.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 11, 2016 02:56 AM (noWW6)
So much of the history of human progress is encapsulated in these words.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 11, 2016 02:56 AM (noWW6)
I shudder to think what will happen when I finally call the building inspector to to view my work. But they told me it is a non-bearing wall, (I'm basically filling in the gaps between the posts in an existing post and beam structure.) In point of fact, the new walls will bear some of the roof load, but they don't have to.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2016 03:00 AM (/i7Ua)
Posted by: redbanzai at March 11, 2016 02:54 AM (NPofj)
=====================
Don't know if it's just for the specific kind of bone cancer (CMML) my husband had, but when he got his bone marrow transplant his donor wasn't hacked into, she essentially went through a prolonged blood donation. Then they isolated cells from her blood, performed some adult stem cell voodoo, and transfused it into him.
Posted by: Poet Larry Utt at March 11, 2016 03:07 AM (/R4ru)
Posted by: Sister Sestina at March 11, 2016 03:08 AM (/R4ru)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2016 03:12 AM (/i7Ua)
Posted by: redbanzai at March 11, 2016 03:23 AM (NPofj)
Meat: your stuff is so awesome! That G3 video was engineer porn! Tooling designers are the heroes there. Wish I knew German, would love to know what they're saying.
And: Plymouth.....
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at March 11, 2016 03:28 AM (sIh1K)
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at March 11, 2016 03:29 AM (sIh1K)
https://twitter.com/AlwaysHusbando/status/707791167551885312
Some salty language though...
Posted by: The Social Injustice Hat at March 11, 2016 03:35 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: @ThePoliticalHat at March 11, 2016 03:48 AM (vBeA5)
It would seem the White Privilege Soldier thread did dissappear
Wonder why.
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2016 04:23 AM (fizMZ)
Keeps people's blood flowing.
Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2016 04:32 AM (2Ocf1)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2016 04:23 AM (fizMZ)
All records of "White Privilege" and anything else having to do with the Kyriarchy are to be kept secret in deep conspiracy and eeevil!!1!
Posted by: The Kyriarchical Hat at March 11, 2016 04:32 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old, unimproved, and overpriced. at March 11, 2016 04:52 AM (WVsWD)
http://minx.cc:1080/?post=362066
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old, unimproved, and overpriced. at March 11, 2016 04:54 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 11, 2016 05:22 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: fluffy at March 11, 2016 05:42 AM (2hcmo)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old, unimproved, and overpriced. at March 11, 2016 05:46 AM (WVsWD)
#345 When I was seriously younger, I went to a strip club in Tulsa once - well, not really a strip club because the laws said you couldn't disrobe, so they'd dance, duck behind a curtain, come back out with less on. Also, they never got nude because nipples and the triangle had to be covered.
I don't frequent them anymore but when I was younger and lived 5 minutes from the Canadian border, this is why we always went to Canadian strip joints.
All of them are FULL strip and most of the girls aren't all tatted up. And lots of incredibly hot Eastern European babes (who are never tatted up.)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 11, 2016 05:48 AM (HMt16)
Two hours later I still haven't a clue what the truth is here. Maybe some moron does. Help.
Posted by: creeper at March 11, 2016 05:48 AM (eBsWa)
Posted by: fluffy at March 11, 2016 05:49 AM (2hcmo)
Presser ended. Secret Service was clearing a path for Trump. Fields decided she was speshul so she approached Trump, screeching questions. Secret Service doesn't bluff.
Fields and her TDS'er boyfriend (look up his Twitter feed, pre-incident) saw a chance for Fields to get her 15 minutes of victimhood fame.
Yet another smug, preening MFM piece of shit making herself the story.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 11, 2016 05:54 AM (HMt16)
Is this what JohnE is going off about?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old, unimproved, and overpriced. at March 11, 2016 05:56 AM (WVsWD)
I have one of the infernal things upstairs. It takes a PhD to thread it. The best part of it is that after you've finished serging whatever it will keep merrily serging away, turning out a thread chain in thin air till the spool runs out.
Posted by: creeper at March 11, 2016 05:58 AM (eBsWa)
It's beginning to look like that. No video, in a room full of cameras and smart phones?
Butt the audio does raise questions.
Posted by: creeper at March 11, 2016 06:02 AM (eBsWa)
Posted by: creeper at March 11, 2016 06:08 AM (eBsWa)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at March 11, 2016 06:09 AM (M3Kbo)
Posted by: creeper at March 11, 2016 06:10 AM (eBsWa)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old, unimproved, and overpriced. at March 11, 2016 06:12 AM (WVsWD)
Yet another smug, preening MFM piece of shit making herself the story.
-------------------------
Bigger than that- Cockie Roberts pushed the
"Trump breeds violence" meme on the weekend news shows, THEN these two come up with this story.... Looks like Clinton playbook, no?
Mornin' 'rons...
Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at March 11, 2016 06:13 AM (bA+CL)
Posted by: angela urkel at March 11, 2016 06:15 AM (9xeaQ)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at March 11, 2016 06:16 AM (M3Kbo)
Posted by: creeper at March 11, 2016 06:17 AM (eBsWa)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old, unimproved, and overpriced. at March 11, 2016 06:17 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2016 06:17 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: creeper at March 11, 2016 06:08 AM (eBsWa)
That thing looks like a roll over waiting to happen.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old, unimproved, and overpriced. at March 11, 2016 06:18 AM (WVsWD)
Doesn't it? I wonder how many hamsters power it.
Now, where is my reward for coming up with the right answer?
Posted by: creeper at March 11, 2016 06:21 AM (eBsWa)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 06:25 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Golfman at March 11, 2016 06:25 AM (9HX7k)
Good Morning Morons. Today is Friday, March 11, 2016. On this day in 1888 the Great Blizzard of 1888 began along the eastern seaboard of the United States, shutting down commerce and killing more than 400 people.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 06:27 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/gsjc23t
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 06:27 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/gsjc23t
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 06:27 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 06:28 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/z359xqg
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 06:28 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/zto2oft
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 06:28 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/zto2oft
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 06:28 AM (t2KH5)
I'll delurk for a moment to say that I slept through the debate yesterday.
Looks like it was a good choice on my part.
Back to my regularly scheduled radio silence.
Posted by: Gmac-Riding hot rails to Hell-#twoweeks at March 11, 2016 06:28 AM (4pjhs)
http://tinyurl.com/gmju7ye
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 06:29 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/hf6la8x
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 06:29 AM (t2KH5)
BWW, my gut instinct was to believe her but there's too much that doesn't add up. The audio seems damning at first but really isn't when you listen to it. They seem too intent on getting a description of the "attack" on tape.
Breitbart's making me nervous lately.
Posted by: creeper at March 11, 2016 06:29 AM (eBsWa)
http://tinyurl.com/zzprv9d
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 06:29 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/jfo7at5
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 06:29 AM (t2KH5)
How evil is Trump?, Well he is behind children's bad behavior at school now if you believe this ditzy scrunt from CNN.
CNN anchor Ashleigh Banfield is blaming GOP frontrunner Donald Trump for her child's bad behavior at school
http://tinyurl.com/jtmalx8
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 06:30 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/zyox67l
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 06:30 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 06:30 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/zf2o4kq
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 06:30 AM (t2KH5)
Can't get the story you need, you might as well make up a story you want.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old, unimproved, and overpriced. at March 11, 2016 06:31 AM (WVsWD)
http://tinyurl.com/jtwat7f
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 06:31 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/gq3yn53
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 06:31 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/jnecqey
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 06:31 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/j5wbylk
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 06:32 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/j2an2mv
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 06:32 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/h3tzkrr
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 06:32 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/zmk5r89
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 06:32 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/zf4g3qr
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 06:33 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/hopc3bh
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 06:33 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 06:33 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/gog6o9e
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 06:33 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/ho48zpd
Ramirez 2
http://tinyurl.com/zylojga
Ramirez 3
http://tinyurl.com/jmb7ywh
The Daily Deals
http://tinyurl.com/hoclp46
That's it for today folks.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 06:34 AM (t2KH5)
It can be any damn thing I say it is! Everyone hates me and they're all going to vote for me in November.
Posted by: HillaryClinton at March 11, 2016 06:34 AM (eBsWa)
Posted by: creeper at March 11, 2016 06:37 AM (eBsWa)
Re: 506. Burr giving the illusion of disapproval. Heh. The primary is Tuesday after all.
Posted by: Golfman at March 11, 2016 06:38 AM (9HX7k)
Were you expecting anything else?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old, unimproved, and overpriced. at March 11, 2016 06:39 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 06:41 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old, unimproved, and overpriced. at March 11, 2016 06:39 AM (WVsWD)
No, and we still have no party.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 06:42 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 11, 2016 06:44 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: angela urkel at March 11, 2016 06:48 AM (9xeaQ)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 11, 2016 06:48 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: MTF at March 11, 2016 06:49 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: MTF at March 11, 2016 06:52 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old, unimproved, and overpriced. at March 11, 2016 06:52 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: MTF at March 11, 2016 06:52 AM (TxJGV)
Why would they do that? She is no threat to the gravy train.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old, unimproved, and overpriced. at March 11, 2016 06:53 AM (WVsWD)
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Posted by: angela urkel at March 11, 2016 07:00 AM (9xeaQ)
We were suppose to have t storms today, now it is showers late afternoon which will probably be no rain at all.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 11, 2016 07:02 AM (iQIUe)
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Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)