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MSNBC Has "Taken" Melissa Harris-Perry's Show and Reassigned Her to "Inconsequential" Weekend Slot; She Says MSNBC Is Changing the "Racial Composition" of Their On-Air Team
"It's my nature," said the scorpion, as they both sunk to the river's bottom.
Here's a letter she allegedly wrote to inform her "Nerdland" viewers of her snit.Our voice.
Dearest Nerds, As you know by now, my name appears on the weekend schedule for MSNBC programming from South Carolina this Saturday and Sunday. I appreciate that many of you responded to this development with relief and enthusiasm. To know that you have missed working with me even a fraction of how much I’ve missed working with all of you is deeply moving. However, as of this morning, I do not have any intention of hosting this weekend. Because this is a decision that affects all of you, I wanted to take a moment to explain my reasoning. Some unknown decision-maker, presumably Andy Lack or Phil Griffin, has added my name to this spreadsheet, but nothing has changed in the posture of the MSNBC leadership team toward me or toward our show. Putting me on air seems to be a decision being made solely to save face because there is a growing chorus of questions from our viewers about my notable absence from MSNBC coverage. Social media has noted the dramatic change in editorial tone and racial composition of MSNBC’s on-air coverage. In addition, Dylan Byers of CNN has made repeated inquiries with MSNBC’s leadership and with me about the show and what appears to be its cancellation. I have not responded to reporters or social media inquiries. However, I am not willing to appear on air in order to quell concerns about the disappearance of our show and our voice.
Here is the reality: our show was taken -- without comment or discussion or notice -- in the midst of an election season. After four years of building an audience, developing a brand, and developing trust with our viewers, we were effectively and utterly silenced.Lot of drama here over someone's show being "taken" due to, I assume, poor ratings, and general silliness.
Now, MSNBC would like me to appear for four inconsequential hours to read news that they deem relevant without returning to our team any of the editorial control and authority that makes MHP Show distinctive.More drama-- that they deem relevant. So conspiratorial! Dude you lost your show because you suck. Persevere to endure. Rub some dirt on it. Walk it off. Put some butter on it. Hey, remember when you reminded yourself of what real "working hard" was, with that picture of the family of slaves? Maybe you should show yourself that picture.
The purpose of this decision seems to be to provide cover for MSNBC, not to provide voice for MHP Show.Yes, that's what happens when you lose our show.
I will not be used as a tool for their purposes. I am not a token, mammy, or little brown bobble head. I am not owned by Lack, Griffin, or MSNBC.Like I said, remind yourself of how outraged you were that someone said they "worked hard," and how that slave family were the ones who really worked hard. Are you really claiming that MSNBC is trying to enslave you?
I love our show. I want it back. I have wept more tears than I can count and I find this deeply painful, but I don’t want back on air at any cost. I am only willing to return when that return happens under certain terms.Maybe they took your show because you were always weeping more tears than you could count, and they were like, "I don't want to deal with this blubbering imbecile." Oh but it's like slavery.
Maybe, just a little. Maybe the light is beginning to dawn on her.
Undoubtedly, television nurtures the egos of those of us who find ourselves in front of bright lights and big cameras.
I am sure ego is informing my own pain in this moment, but..."But." Nope! No self-realization. Right dude they're enslaving you.
...there is a level of professional decency, respect, and communication that has been denied this show for years.Because it's not very good, it's silly, and you wear tampons as earrings. And now you're telling me you cry all the time like a crazyperson
And the utter insulting absurdity of the past few weeks exceeds anything I can countenance.From your own self-description, you can't countenance a lot of things. What, with all the crying and stuff of countless tears rolling down your cheeks into puddles of sad.
You know who else got to stay at the same hotels as other on-air television personalities, but then who were denied on-air hits? Slaves did, that's who.
I have stayed in the same hotels where MSNBC has been broadcasting in Iowa, in New Hampshire, and in South Carolina, yet I have been shut out from coverage.
I have a PhD in political science and have taught American voting and elections at some of the nation’s top universities for nearly two decades, yet I have been deemed less worthy to weigh in than relative novices and certified liars.So many credentials! Did you also get a Ph.D. in Crying Too Many Tears to Count? Because if not, it sounds like you're just a few credits short! Hey, let's hear some more bragging about yourself.
I'm noticing no words like "I have consistently won my time slot" or "I have succeeded in increasing ratings from our lead-in."
I have hosted a weekly program on this network for four years and contributed to election coverage on this network for nearly eight years...
... but no one on the third floor has even returned an email, called me, or initiated or responded to any communication of any kind from me for nearly a month.Maybe they were worried you would cry, and there would be too many tears to count.
It is profoundly hurtful to realize that I work for people who find my considerable expertise and editorial judgment valueless to the coverage they are creating.That's a direct quote from a slave's journal.
It sounds like you're hungry for water, because you're dehydrated, on account of all the crying.
While MSNBC may believe that I am worthless, I know better. I know who I am. I know why MHP Show is unique and valuable. I will not sell short myself or this show. I am not hungry for empty airtime.
I care only about substantive, meaningful, and autonomous work. When we can do that, I will return --not a moment earlier. I am deeply sorry for the ways that this decision makes life harder for all of you. You mean more to me than you can imagine.One "you" does not make up for a plethora of "I's."
Yours always, MelissaThere's a post-script, but I can't make it out, as the ink is all smeared from countless tears of crying and Not Countenancing.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2016 09:04 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Colonel Haiku at February 26, 2016 09:05 PM (Y8JQ4)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2016 09:05 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Roxy Raye at February 26, 2016 09:06 PM (zmW4B)
Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 09:06 PM (Y8V/1)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at February 26, 2016 09:07 PM (xiHJn)
Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2016 09:07 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 26, 2016 09:07 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: AE at February 26, 2016 09:08 PM (+ft6G)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 26, 2016 09:08 PM (zmW4B)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at February 26, 2016 09:07 PM (xiHJn)[/iu]
I think I'd describe it more as a "tic" than a "knack."
Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 09:08 PM (Y8V/1)
I'm guessing they're the kind of "nerds" that think Clockmed is a child prodigy and Star Wars is science fiction
Posted by: disgusting oratory at February 26, 2016 09:09 PM (s6/4z)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHjomF2OK9o
Try it. Free schadenfreude.
Posted by: geewhiz at February 26, 2016 09:10 PM (LG9Ah)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 26, 2016 09:10 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at February 26, 2016 09:11 PM (xiHJn)
Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2016 09:11 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2016 09:11 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Joey Biden, Paste Eater at February 26, 2016 09:11 PM (/f6Nd)
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 09:11 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: T at February 26, 2016 09:11 PM (NctcF)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:12 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Colonel Haiku at February 26, 2016 09:12 PM (Y8JQ4)
Posted by: ArthurK at February 26, 2016 09:12 PM (h53OH)
Posted by: T at February 26, 2016 09:11 PM (NctcF)
99.
Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 09:13 PM (Y8V/1)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2016 09:13 PM (Nwg0u)
i have... i name and number each tear of infinite sadness and collect them in a seashell... the grains of salt left behind are like the corpses of once-living tears...
Posted by: That Goth Kid You're Worried About at February 26, 2016 09:13 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Abe Simpson at February 26, 2016 09:13 PM (zmW4B)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 26, 2016 09:13 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at February 26, 2016 09:13 PM (D6YRo)
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 09:11 PM (dciA+)
To attract the ladies of course.
Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2016 09:14 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at February 26, 2016 09:14 PM (xiHJn)
Posted by: Basic Argyle at February 26, 2016 09:14 PM (pPTJ4)
I just want to say that I'm personally very happy that you're posting more at the HQ. I was never on Twitter much and I feel that I missed a lot of your humor.
I'm not trying to suck up just saying that I do think you're more effective in long form.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 26, 2016 09:15 PM (83laC)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2016 09:15 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 26, 2016 09:15 PM (NSb9d)
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 26, 2016 09:16 PM (Bl4dy)
Also, has anyone ever managed to count how many tears they were crying?
Posted by: T at February 26, 2016 09:11 PM (NctcF)
Yes. 96
https://youtu.be/R7uC5m-IRns
Posted by: Question Mark & the Mysterians at February 26, 2016 09:16 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 26, 2016 09:16 PM (oVJmc)
There's a tag in the head element of the main AoSHQ page that's missing from the comments pages:
meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"
If someone could add that to the comment page template, then all black diamonds would disappear.
*shrugs*
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 26, 2016 09:16 PM (21hN3)
Well shit, I'll suck up and say I enjoy you much more here, ace. Probably because I can't stand twitter...but whatever.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:16 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: T at February 26, 2016 09:11 PM (NctcF)
99.
Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 09:13 PM
96.
Posted by: huerfano at February 26, 2016 09:17 PM (NSb9d)
I'm guessing they're the kind of "nerds" that think Clockmed is a child prodigy and Star Wars is science fiction
Posted by: disgusting oratory at February 26, 2016 09:09 PM (s6/4z)
---
Or who call the White House Correspondent's Assn dinner "Nerd Prom", as though they are wonkish outcasts who get to be Cinderella for one evening.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 26, 2016 09:17 PM (jR7Wy)
YOU'RE KIDDING, SERIOUSLY?!
Well i'll look into that. Thank you!
you're sure of this? This won't just frag the site?
Posted by: That Goth Kid You're Worried About at February 26, 2016 09:17 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 09:13 PM
96.
Posted by: huerfano at February 26, 2016 09:17 PM (NSb9d)
Actually, either answer works . . .
Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 09:17 PM (Y8V/1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2016 09:18 PM (rkCLP)
Richard Burton Reads Shakespeare : Richard the twooth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W79o9ff-HSY
Posted by: Basic Argyle at February 26, 2016 09:18 PM (pPTJ4)
Well i'll look into that. Thank you!
you're sure of this? This won't just frag the site?
Posted by: That Goth Kid You're Worried About at February 26, 2016 09:17 PM (dciA+)
You mean more than normal right? &&&&&&&&
Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2016 09:19 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Ogre at February 26, 2016 09:19 PM (zmW4B)
first Al Sharpton
then MHP
Obama must be entering his lame duck seson and they need to get some Hillary programming going
Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 09:19 PM (zOTsN)
Sometimes people just suck at things they like.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2016 09:20 PM (iHjB5)
If she was in my class, I would not only fail her, but pour acid on her scalp.
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:20 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at February 26, 2016 09:15 PM (83laC)
My wife said the same thing.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2016 09:20 PM (rkCLP)
i've never heard of her, so why should i give a shit?
GAS = Zero
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2016 09:20 PM (MYe5B)
Remember to change your sock next time.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 26, 2016 09:20 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at February 26, 2016 09:20 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:20 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 26, 2016 09:21 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Mr. Wizard at February 26, 2016 09:21 PM (hCdMd)
Is it ok that I hate this bitch?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:20 PM (+eR2D)
in fact, it is *not* okay if you *don't* hate this bitch
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:21 PM (uZNvH)
Because if they are, I kinda love it.
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 26, 2016 09:21 PM (Bl4dy)
Posted by: ChrisP at February 26, 2016 09:21 PM (o78X6)
Posted by: Chris Christie Beachin' at February 26, 2016 09:21 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod
Why wouldn't it be?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 26, 2016 09:21 PM (zmW4B)
she turned that brief encounter into, and I'm not exaggerating, a recollection of her own previous rape. She actually says it was like being reduced to that frightened little girl who was held down during a rape.
I wrote a long snarking on that but left it in draft because i worried it would be too... eh, the moment someone says "rape," even if it's this absurdly overwrought encounter in a hotel foyer with a *critic*, the SJWs will claim you're re-raping her if you comment negatively upon her True Tale of Terror at the Ramada Courtyard Inn.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 09:22 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at February 26, 2016 09:22 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:21 PM (uZNvH)
So, I'm good then. Whew. I think.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:22 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 26, 2016 09:22 PM (Dj0WE)
Well don't just sit there trying to win an Oscar. Won't do you no good no how.
Posted by: Taggert at February 26, 2016 09:22 PM (dqnGo)
Posted by: Hillary's left testicle at February 26, 2016 09:22 PM (NplB/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2016 09:22 PM (voOPb)
You're supposed to have a rough and ready mob at your beck and call, like Sharpton. Then they don't really have a choice as to whether your ratings merit your airtime.
I love that the presumption is that her show was perpetual (perhaps it was a bequest in her Will?) and when it was no longer carried in its prime slot it was like totally racist and stuff. This is why we all take charges of racism so seriously now.
Bonus vinegar and salt in wound - MSNBC gives Alan Keyes back his show in place of Harris-Perry. Racism crisis averted.
Posted by: Alec Leamas at February 26, 2016 09:22 PM (edXj1)
Posted by: Mr. Wizard at February 26, 2016 09:21 PM (hCdMd)
Uh, hello? MSNBC host?
Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 09:22 PM (Y8V/1)
notice the salutation "Nerds"
my 53 yo SIL does this too. its a desparate attempt at being young and "hip"
Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 09:23 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....tortured American at February 26, 2016 09:23 PM (+1T7c)
I not sure that it does that but thanks anyway.
Posted by: Dr freakenfurter at February 26, 2016 09:23 PM (BO/km)
because i worried it would be too... eh, the moment someone says
"rape," even if it's this absurdly overwrought encounter in a hotel
foyer with a *critic*, the SJWs will claim you're re-raping her if you
comment negatively upon her True Tale of Terror at the Ramada Courtyard
Inn.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 09:22 PM (dciA+)
What SJWs come here? Fuck that bitch and her melodramatic bullshit.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:23 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 26, 2016 09:23 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2016 09:23 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 26, 2016 09:24 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 26, 2016 09:22 PM (Dj0WE
I believe you mean...
WHO BITCH THIS IS?!!????
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:24 PM (+eR2D)
only because you're an 'ette...
us morons would be on our way to the camp so fast it would take our farts a week to catch up to us.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2016 09:24 PM (MYe5B)
...poor dear.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T), at February 26, 2016 09:24 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 26, 2016 09:24 PM (kf2iZ)
Posted by: The Mysterians at February 26, 2016 09:25 PM (r5IMY)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2016 09:25 PM (Nwg0u)
This has nothing to do with her being black, it is all about how her no-talent ass sucks and has no viewers, just like her network. Grow up bitch.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 26, 2016 09:25 PM (ej1L0)
*shrugs*
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 26, 2016 09:16 PM (21hN3)
******
It's a trap1!!1
Posted by: Chris Christie Beachin' at February 26, 2016 09:25 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:25 PM (uZNvH)
sorry i forgot the sock.
btw, I hope you didn't think I was being sarcastic. I realize that enthusiam is often faked for sarcasm, but I was actually enthusiastic to hear that. I have long hated these DAMN BLACK DIAMONDS and i've had no idea how to get rid of them.
Thank you sincerely -- this isn't snark. this is a real thank-you.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 09:25 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Mr. Wizard at February 26, 2016 09:25 PM (hCdMd)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2016 09:25 PM (rkCLP)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2016 09:25 PM (/tuJf)
because i worried it would be too... eh, the moment someone says
"rape," even if it's this absurdly overwrought encounter in a hotel
foyer with a *critic*, the SJWs will claim you're re-raping her if you
comment negatively upon her True Tale of Terror at the Ramada Courtyard
Inn.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 09:22 PM (dciA+)
I have this thing where I assume women who have been raped don't tend to use the fact that they have been raped as a tool in their battles with people they otherwise disagree with.
So no, I'm not buying the rape. Lady, you weren't raped. I'll save my sympathy for those who have been.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 26, 2016 09:25 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:26 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2016 09:26 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Fritz at February 26, 2016 09:26 PM (BngQR)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2016 09:26 PM (EzgxV)
This changes everything. Give the woman her own cable channel!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2016 09:26 PM (A/3fN)
Posted by: Weasel at February 26, 2016 09:27 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: BurtTC
Word!
Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at February 26, 2016 09:27 PM (zmW4B)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 26, 2016 09:27 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2016 09:25 PM (/tuJf)
Yeah, it is kind of an indictment on the whole educational/credential society, no?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2016 09:27 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: MHP at February 26, 2016 09:27 PM (EVi2J)
Posted by: The Mysterians at February 26, 2016 09:25 PM (r5IMY)
Beat you. Comment 37.
Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2016 09:27 PM (zt+N6)
Perhaps the syphilis has finally reached her/her brain.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 26, 2016 09:28 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Chris Christie Beachin' at February 26, 2016 09:28 PM (mcm0N)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 26, 2016 09:28 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:23 PM (+eR2D)
Gotta love my little Sis
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2016 09:28 PM (voOPb)
Running leftist shows at a loss is a type of political donation. Apparently this no longer fits their business model.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 26, 2016 09:28 PM (/f6Nd)
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll go jump up and down.
Posted by: JEM at February 26, 2016 09:28 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: ? at February 26, 2016 09:28 PM (dciA+)
Maybe she can go share an apartment with that Talia chick and cry copious tears, and
Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2016 09:28 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 26, 2016 09:22 PM (Dj0WE
I believe you mean...
WHO BITCH THIS IS?!!????
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:24 PM (+eR2D)
I believe you are correct.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 26, 2016 09:28 PM (Dj0WE)
chemjeff, hows the cooking going?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:26 PM (+eR2D)
I have not cooked anything in a while, actually
I am relying on diet food and beer
but thanks for asking :/
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:29 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: gewa76 at February 26, 2016 09:29 PM (80NfT)
-
Because Romney wanted to ban tampons.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2016 09:29 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 26, 2016 09:28 PM (jR7Wy)
So ditching her for a Hillary sycophant.
Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2016 09:29 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 26, 2016 09:29 PM (dvuhZ)
Maybe filled the void in the skull from the brain stem forward.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 26, 2016 09:29 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 09:29 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Kotex Corp at February 26, 2016 09:29 PM (12kBq)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel
It wouldn't surprise me a bit if Google would set her up with a channel, dump millions into it, and set up algorithms to promote the shit out of it. Look at how they promote the no talent assclowns at TheYoungTurks.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 26, 2016 09:29 PM (zmW4B)
Posted by: Infidel at February 26, 2016 09:29 PM (ro6yV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2016 09:28 PM (voOPb)
Yeah, bourbon makes me feisty. How you doing?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:30 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:30 PM (uZNvH)
make sure you put all the lights on in the house because it's SO SCARY
http://ajccenter.wfu.edu/2016/02/02/5756/
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 09:30 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Chris Christie Beachin' at February 26, 2016 09:28 PM (mcm0N)
No, I'm pretty sure Ramada is Spanish.
Posted by: Admiral Nelson at February 26, 2016 09:31 PM (Dj0WE)
And their vote counts just as much as yours.
Posted by: DC is a temporary bachelor at February 26, 2016 09:31 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2016 09:31 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2016 09:31 PM (qUNWi)
but thanks for asking :/
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:29 PM (uZNvH)
I am afraid to ask...what is diet food? Bread and water?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:31 PM (+eR2D)
delightful
black protestor interrupting Hillary at a campaign event blaming her for mass incarceration of black people
chanting "I am not a super predator!"
Cornel West and his scraggly ass beard are on CNN to discuss
Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 09:31 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 26, 2016 09:31 PM (oVJmc)
>> fortune for one so sub-ordinary.
That's what you get from science - that is, melanin + ivy = expensive idiot.
Posted by: JEM at February 26, 2016 09:31 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T), at February 26, 2016 09:32 PM (OQ9R7)
You know, not long ago I heard the Zager & Evans song, "In the Year 2525". The last verse goes:
Now it's been 10,000 years
Man has cried a billion tears
Sounds awful, right? What a Vale of Tears we live in.
But there's about seven billion people alive today, and who knows how many billions of people have lived and died in the last 10,000 years.
So this means that the vast majority of people who have ever lived never shed even a single tear in their entire lives.
Posted by: rickl at February 26, 2016 09:32 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 09:32 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: GuyfromNH at February 26, 2016 09:32 PM (75D/9)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2016 09:33 PM (rkCLP)
Posted by: That Goth Kid You're Worried About, In French Class at February 26, 2016 09:33 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: cm9000 at February 26, 2016 09:33 PM (2TUVm)
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:30 PM (uZNvH)
OK. Not great, but at least we are afloat for another month, so we're keeping our heads above water. We need more work. And bourbon. But mostly more work.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:33 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:31 PM (+eR2D)
https://www.hmrprogram.com/
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:33 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Colon Powell at February 26, 2016 09:33 PM (12kBq)
Welcome to reality. Now, practice these important phrases which may help in your job search:
Good morning and welcome to WalMart!
Would you like fries with that?
Posted by: JQ Flyover, employment rehabilitation coach at February 26, 2016 09:34 PM (044Fx)
-Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 09:32 PM (zOTsN)
It takes a bit of effort to force all of the stupid past that dumb facial weasel.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T), at February 26, 2016 09:34 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:34 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, 'Who Decides?' at February 26, 2016 09:34 PM (BK3ZS)
-
The farm price reports on the hour every hour on the all polka all the time radio station out of Tulsa.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2016 09:34 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 26, 2016 09:35 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Buffalbob at February 26, 2016 09:35 PM (8nL8o)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2016 09:35 PM (rkCLP)
Talent will out!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, 'Who Decides?'
MHP was really padding their numbers.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 26, 2016 09:35 PM (zmW4B)
I still dunno if this is the real ace or not 'cause I don't follow the IP hashes. I'm guess not, but I'll answer sincerely anyways, just in case.
Adding that meta tag to the comments page template shouldn't frag anything recent. Again, it's included on the main page, and it works fine there with no black diamonds.
If there are old comments pages that include unicode characters, like special symbols, Cyrillic, Chinese, etc., then those characters would appear as gibberish after the change.
I dunno when AoSHQ began restricting characters in the comment input. Always? If not, then maybe someone could pinpoint a general post ID number based on date, and you could include a conditional in the page generator that would only add the meta tag after said date.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 26, 2016 09:35 PM (21hN3)
Has he thought about doing things like fixing porches? I know my porch is not in great shape and I could definitely be convinced to trade out my wooden porch for a concrete porch. Would that work?
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:35 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Mary Mapes at February 26, 2016 09:36 PM (12kBq)
why those misogynist racist bastids.
Posted by: willow at February 26, 2016 09:36 PM (L1+sh)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 09:36 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 26, 2016 09:36 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 26, 2016 09:31 PM (oVJmc)
It was that "Eff you honky, here's your check and you better leave a big ass tip!" on the final that cost her that degree!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2016 09:36 PM (wYnyS)
Doesn't it look like Hillary is speaking at someone's home on that video? How did the protestor, with her giant banner manage to get in?
An auditorium is one thing, but someone's home with maybe 150 people??
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 26, 2016 09:36 PM (Bl4dy)
I freeze. He speaks. And moves closer. Is there a knife under the coat? A gun? Worse?
And I can’t hear all the words. But I catch “Nazi Germany” and I catch “rise to power.” But I can’t move. I am lulled by a familiar powerlessness, muteness, that comes powerfully and unexpectedly. It grips me. Everything is falling away.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 26, 2016 09:36 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: mega machines at February 26, 2016 09:36 PM (fbovC)
Posted by: Crystal Ball at February 26, 2016 09:36 PM (04y66)
I love all the weepy support from her at that link.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 26, 2016 09:36 PM (Wckf4)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 09:36 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 26, 2016 09:37 PM (2x3L+)
TRA LA LA
LA LA LA LA
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at February 26, 2016 09:37 PM (0syuR)
Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2016 09:37 PM (qUNWi)
Yeah, she looks okay. That mouth, though, something would have to be in it all the time.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 26, 2016 09:37 PM (UXH1J)
it's the real ace, people don't sock me, because i'd ban them.
we do silly socks here for jokes, but it's me.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 09:37 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 26, 2016 09:37 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: willow at February 26, 2016 09:37 PM (L1+sh)
http://tinyurl.com/ofqqkel
Posted by: G6loq at February 26, 2016 09:38 PM (zj+JZ)
The Tears Of A Clown
Lonely Teardrops
Tears Are Not Enough
Tracks Of My Tears
While My Guitar Gently Weeps
Big Girls Don't Cry
Crying
Cry Me A River
Crying Time
I'll Cry Instead
When Doves Cry
You See Me Crying
Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 09:38 PM (Y8V/1)
An attacker with something worse than a knife or gun? What would that be Melissa, a tactical thermonuclear weapon?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 26, 2016 09:38 PM (zmW4B)
Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2016 09:38 PM (qUNWi)
he looks smelly"
-Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 09:36 PM (zOTsN)
Dollars to donuts, he smells like must, mothballs, ditch-weed, gin and entropy.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T), at February 26, 2016 09:38 PM (OQ9R7)
it's the real ace, people don't sock me, because i'd ban them.
we do silly socks here for jokes, but it's me.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 09:37 PM (dciA+)
Yeah, I'd ban them.
Posted by: "Ace" at February 26, 2016 09:39 PM (oVJmc)
Ok, I read that. I'm now stupider, but I did read it. I will bet $50K that nothing like what was written ever happened. I will go twice that price that none of the 22 students wrote a contemporaneous Facebook or blog post describing this terrible event which never ever happened.
Damnit, but people are stupid.
Posted by: DC is a temporary bachelor at February 26, 2016 09:39 PM (e+1S5)
Built an audience? That's like saying Newsweak subscribers. (minus the dentist offices)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 26, 2016 09:39 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: Josephistan at February 26, 2016 09:39 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2016 09:39 PM (rkCLP)
Posted by: Dan Rather at February 26, 2016 09:39 PM (12kBq)
Posted by: Keith Olberman at February 26, 2016 09:39 PM (7FH+T)
Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2016 09:39 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 09:39 PM (zOTsN)
The real ace retired years ago. It's a Dread Pirate Rogers kind of thing.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2016 09:39 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Liawatha Warren at February 26, 2016 09:39 PM (zmW4B)
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:39 PM (uZNvH)
DangerGirl, I am thinking, your husband does concrete work, right?
Has
he thought about doing things like fixing porches? I know my porch is
not in great shape and I could definitely be convinced to trade out my
wooden porch for a concrete porch. Would that work?
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:35 PM (uZNvH
Brick and stone only. He did concrete work way back in the day but not any longer. Too tough on a 55 yr old body.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:40 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:40 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: T at February 26, 2016 09:11 PM (NctcF)
99.
Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 09:13 PM (Y8V/1)
Maxwell Smart: 99? Would you believe 96?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 26, 2016 09:40 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 26, 2016 09:40 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 26, 2016 09:40 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: willow at February 26, 2016 09:40 PM (L1+sh)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 26, 2016 09:41 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 26, 2016 09:41 PM (UXH1J)
Step away from the Jagermeister, slowly!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2016 09:41 PM (wYnyS)
we do silly socks here for jokes, but it's me.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 09:37 PM (dciA+)
Yeah, I'd ban them.
Posted by: "Ace" at February 26, 2016 09:39 PM (oVJmc)
How long has this been going on?
Posted by: Ace (not the genial web site host but the 70's rock band) at February 26, 2016 09:41 PM (Y8V/1)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at February 26, 2016 09:41 PM (12kBq)
but the same idea could apply, right? Could that work?
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:41 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 09:41 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 26, 2016 09:36 PM (jR7Wy)
Just out of curiosity, what does she think is worse? Nun-chucks? A rocket launcher? A throwing star? A big "I *Heart* Reagan!" tattoo?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2016 09:41 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Roberts at February 26, 2016 09:41 PM (04y66)
Gimme a break. Mammy, my ass. No one would even know she was black if she didn't milk it for all it's worth. Someone who make tampon earrings can hardly expect to be taken seriously.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2016 09:41 PM (SXU3d)
Posted by: Totally Not Ace at February 26, 2016 09:42 PM (uZNvH)
top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.
Posted by: Dr. Peter Venkman at February 26, 2016 09:42 PM (JO9+V)
101 She has an exciting opportunity lined up with a network called 'YouTube.'
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 26, 2016 09:27 PM (oVJmc)
She will host an exciting new entertainment concept -- a cartoon family of absorbent cotton products named The Tampoons
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, 'Who Decides?' at February 26, 2016 09:42 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 26, 2016 09:42 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at February 26, 2016 09:42 PM (12kBq)
Posted by: Pastafarian at February 26, 2016 09:42 PM (pCf+a)
I also admitted I was generalizing and probably not totally fair.
The appeal to ace (government, in this context) by a Trump supporter for saying something that they just didn't like was brilliant satire--or something else. I'll give him the benefit of a doubt.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at February 26, 2016 09:42 PM (Gosad)
Step away from the Jagermeister, slowly!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2016 09:41 PM (wYnyS)
---
I can't! It's already inside me!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 26, 2016 09:42 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 26, 2016 09:42 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Feh at February 26, 2016 09:42 PM (Uk9e2)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at February 26, 2016 09:42 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: willow at February 26, 2016 09:43 PM (L1+sh)
trying to forget my feelings of butthurt.
Teardrops rolling down on my face,
trying to forget my feelings of butthurt.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2016 09:43 PM (Nwg0u)
Affirmative Action has consequences.
The Peter Principle in action.
----
It's the "self esteem movement."
Obviously MSNBC forgot to give her a participation trophy.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at February 26, 2016 09:43 PM (7FH+T)
Posted by: Chelsea at February 26, 2016 09:43 PM (12kBq)
Posted by: Spartacus at February 26, 2016 09:43 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Absoultely Positively Not The Real Ace, Please Don't Ban Me at February 26, 2016 09:43 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: DeTroyes at February 26, 2016 09:43 PM (6RJls)
Gimme a break. Mammy, my ass. No one would even know she was black if she didn't milk it for all it's worth. Someone who make tampon earrings can hardly expect to be taken seriously.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2016 09:41 PM (SXU3d)
I will not make any deals with you. I've resigned. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own. I resign.
Posted by: MHP IS the Prisoner at February 26, 2016 09:43 PM (Y8V/1)
I would. If hate myself after, but I would.
Posted by: DC is a temporary bachelor at February 26, 2016 09:44 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Bionic Eubonics at February 26, 2016 09:44 PM (5jiyE)
Posted by: TommyTee at February 26, 2016 09:44 PM (zFXwQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2016 09:44 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at February 26, 2016 09:45 PM (7FH+T)
but the same idea could apply, right? Could that work?
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:41 PM (uZNvH)
Yes, he's repaired porches here before. I have faith that things will get better. He got a call from a new contractor earlier this week, so that should bring some $$, also got a new flipper last week. It helps as long as they continue to call.
A big problem is that since he's a one-man operation, he can't do the giant repair jobs that require a crew. We rely on small to middle sized jobs.
I just ask for continued prayers. They are working.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:45 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2016 09:45 PM (8PbKi)
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:45 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: DC is a temporary bachelor at February 26, 2016 09:44 PM (e+1S5)
This sounds like it belongs on the next HQ t-shirt.
#2weeks
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at February 26, 2016 09:45 PM (Gosad)
Posted by: Molly k. at February 26, 2016 09:46 PM (4aaDj)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2016 09:41 PM
This is terrible advice. Moar Jager!
*sotto voce to Hrothgar*
When ettes are getting drunk, you encourage it, dummy
Posted by: DC is a temporary bachelor at February 26, 2016 09:46 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:46 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: DC is a temporary bachelor at February 26, 2016 09:44 PM (e+1S5)
can repentance work this way?
Posted by: willow at February 26, 2016 09:46 PM (L1+sh)
I am afraid to ask...what is diet food? Bread and water?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:31 PM (+eR2D)
https://www.hmrprogram.com/
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:33 PM (uZNvH)
The fiancee has done that. There are tricks to make them more edible -- for instance, you can take 1 package chicken creole, 1 package chicken soup, and lobster-flavored "better-than-bouillon", and blend it into a soup that is "all-in-the-box" according to the plan [N.B. I wouldn't eat it, but I don't eat lobster.] but is, according to the lobster-eating fiancee, quite tasty.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2016 09:46 PM (EzgxV)
If they manage to get it, and I've said it before, but looking at those pictures it just drives it home, she's gonna be a genuine FLILF. And a fashion plate that will put European royalty to shame.
Now, if she could just improve her English.....
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 26, 2016 09:46 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Keith Olberman at February 26, 2016 09:46 PM (SXU3d)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2016 09:45 PM
FIFY
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 26, 2016 09:47 PM (KCxzN)
Not sure what "RT" is but last I saw Schultz was doing a weekly podcast from Fargo N.D.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 26, 2016 09:47 PM (UXH1J)
Posted by: Mario the Pool Boy at February 26, 2016 09:47 PM (/542q)
Posted by: Fritz at February 26, 2016 09:47 PM (BngQR)
Al Jolson rang, he said he wouldn't walk a million miles for one of your smiles
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 26, 2016 09:47 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:47 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Infidel at February 26, 2016 09:47 PM (ro6yV)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 26, 2016 09:47 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: willow at February 26, 2016 09:47 PM (L1+sh)
-
Worse? A flamethrower?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2016 09:47 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2016 09:45 PM (8PbKi)
I'm guessing he will not cry.
Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 09:47 PM (Y8V/1)
we do silly socks here for jokes, but it's me.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 09:37 PM (dciA+)
What about that night we were all you? Like Spartacus!
Posted by: ace's boobs destroy at February 26, 2016 09:47 PM (k53nK)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/j68s3ba
Posted by: scif at February 26, 2016 09:47 PM (t+ssG)
Posted by: Bionic Eubonics at February 26, 2016 09:48 PM (5jiyE)
Posted by: Ayce at February 26, 2016 09:48 PM (oVJmc)
well I just eat them one entree at a time, sometimes cold when i'm too lazy to use the microwave
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:48 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Molly k.
Unfortunately her mother never explained to her that you have to change your tampon earrings regularly. Her gynecologist and ENT are currently discussing what to do about the infection.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 26, 2016 09:48 PM (zmW4B)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2016 09:48 PM (SXU3d)
Posted by: gp at February 26, 2016 09:49 PM (mk9aG)
-
Worse? A flamethrower?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2016 09:47 PM (Nwg0u)
---
Trebuchet.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 26, 2016 09:49 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Bionic Eubonics at February 26, 2016 09:49 PM (5jiyE)
Let me put you down where you belong
Black pearl, pithy little girl
Been on MSLSD too long
Posted by: Colonel Haiku at February 26, 2016 09:49 PM (Y8JQ4)
Posted by: Aceweasel, (Ace1), (T), at February 26, 2016 09:49 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:49 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: The Place With The Helpful Hardware Man at February 26, 2016 09:49 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Ace the Cat at February 26, 2016 09:50 PM (04y66)
Prayers up for you and family!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2016 09:50 PM (wYnyS)
At MSNBC?! Seriously?
BWAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2016 09:50 PM (SXU3d)
Posted by: willow at February 26, 2016 09:50 PM (L1+sh)
Posted by: Colonel Haiku at February 26, 2016 09:50 PM (Y8JQ4)
Posted by: All Hail Ace, Literate Savage at February 26, 2016 09:50 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 09:50 PM (uZNvH)
Placing trust upon a cruel world.
You never had the things you thought you should have had
And you'll not get them now,
And all the while in perfect time
Your tears are falling on the ground.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 26, 2016 09:51 PM (Cq0oW)
-
Worse? A flamethrower?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 26, 2016 09:47 PM (Nwg0u)
---
Trebuchet.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage
Crossbow?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 26, 2016 09:51 PM (zmW4B)
Posted by: The Place With The Helpful Hardware Man at February 26, 2016 09:49 PM (BK3ZS)
Nah, Ace is THE place!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2016 09:51 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at February 26, 2016 09:51 PM (Gosad)
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 09:47 PM (uZNvH)
Move to Texas!!!!!
And willow...my girl...thank you. Big, huge, giant hugs to you.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:51 PM (+eR2D)
Cougar and Princess are in sunny south Florida, whilst I slave away for The Man to pay for it. But I've got booze and other recreational intoxicants, so I'm good.
Posted by: DC is a temporary bachelor at February 26, 2016 09:51 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 26, 2016 09:52 PM (zmW4B)
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at February 26, 2016 09:52 PM (ocw+t)
Posted by: willowed ace at February 26, 2016 09:52 PM (L1+sh)
Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 09:52 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Ayce at February 26, 2016 09:48 PM (oVJmc)
This will never be not funny.
Posted by: DC is a temporary bachelor at February 26, 2016 09:52 PM (e+1S5)
-
Worse? A flamethrower?
An Alien exploding out of his chest?
Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2016 09:52 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Aceweasel, (Ace1), (T), at February 26, 2016 09:49 PM (OQ9R7)
We inch up to the line, then quickly back off when the Ewok Death Gaze comes our way.
We seldom speak of the Hammer of the Banns. Sort of like Dad's Belt. Or Mom's flyswatter. The one with the wire handle.
Ah, the memories of youth . . .
Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 09:52 PM (Y8V/1)
Posted by: Ogre at February 26, 2016 09:52 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: The Place With The Helpful Hardware Man at February 26, 2016 09:52 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: DC is a temporary bachelor at February 26, 2016 09:51 PM (e+1S5)
---
Do you also use industrial-grade workplace intoxicants M-F?
Posted by: All Hail Ace, Literate Savage at February 26, 2016 09:52 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 26, 2016 09:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: All Hail Ace, Literate Savage at February 26, 2016 09:50 PM (jR7Wy)
I think that is a really bad idea!
Posted by: DisgrAce at February 26, 2016 09:53 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Bionic Eubonics at February 26, 2016 09:53 PM (5jiyE)
Posted by: willowed ace at February 26, 2016 09:53 PM (L1+sh)
Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at February 26, 2016 09:53 PM (sqs5K)
right now it's kind of a 50/50 proposition
Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 09:53 PM (uZNvH)
I've quietly lurked for a long, long time, but only commented with this name since November 2014. No worries. Also, I noticed my *mhmms* post as ace from an Australian proxy quickly disappeared, so I have renewed faith that you are who you appear to be! Sorry for the confusion.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 09:53 PM (21hN3)
Another example of how far university standards have fallen
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 26, 2016 09:53 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 26, 2016 09:54 PM (FkBIv)
-Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 09:52 PM (Y8V/1)
Mom had a paddle with a deer and a bear on it. It said: "For the little dear with the bare behind."
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T), at February 26, 2016 09:54 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: AceHole at February 26, 2016 09:54 PM (5jiyE)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2016 09:54 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:54 PM (+eR2D)
I would. If hate myself after, but I would.
Posted by: DC is a temporary bachelor at February 26, 2016 09:44 PM (e+1S5)
No denying it, she has that something that is kind of hot.
Posted by: cm9000 at February 26, 2016 09:54 PM (2TUVm)
Posted by: Legal at February 26, 2016 09:55 PM (3Rr8K)
Posted by: Dogstar at February 26, 2016 09:55 PM (Tkibk)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:51 PM (+eR2D)
*puts on Barry White* *eases on back*
Posted by: Count ace Monet at February 26, 2016 09:55 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: DC is a temporary bachelor at February 26, 2016 09:55 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Acetius451AD at February 26, 2016 09:55 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: AceHole at February 26, 2016 09:56 PM (5jiyE)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 26, 2016 09:49 PM (jR7Wy)
Fetchez le vache!
Posted by: ace's boobs destroy at February 26, 2016 09:56 PM (k53nK)
right now it's kind of a 50/50 proposition
Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 09:53 PM (uZNvH)
You move to DFW area my husband will repair your bricks and I will teach you how to cook. If you can do chemistry, you can cook.
---DG, the chemist who loves to cook
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:56 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: One and Eleven at February 26, 2016 09:56 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 09:56 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Chi at February 26, 2016 09:56 PM (/QyKy)
i'm so proud of her.
Posted by: willowed ace at February 26, 2016 09:56 PM (L1+sh)
Posted by: The Nerdy Hat at February 26, 2016 09:57 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 26, 2016 09:57 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 26, 2016 09:57 PM (1ijHg)
Only the classiest, most luxurious intoxicants while I'm at work. They're terrific, just great.
Posted by: DC is a temporary bachelor at February 26, 2016 09:57 PM (e+1S5)
---DG, the chemist who loves to cook
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod
That's what Jesse told me.
Posted by: Walter White at February 26, 2016 09:57 PM (zmW4B)
Maybe they were worried you would cry, and there would be too many tears to count./i]
Nah, I'm thinking it's fear of her in her tampon earrings. You know how men are about that kind of thing.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2016 09:58 PM (SXU3d)
Although the original geeks in carnivals were not.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 26, 2016 09:58 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 26, 2016 09:58 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 26, 2016 09:58 PM (KCxzN)
-----
Aceanthropic
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2016 09:54 PM (voOPb)
Well played.
But I'm not sure "acebert" really does it for me. Or for anybody, actually. "
ace of nuts" might possibly work as a goof-nic, but might be taken amiss by our host, should he find himself in a bad mood.
Or, he may wish to adopt it for himself for the evening, seeing as how he's found himself cat-herding again.
Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 09:58 PM (Y8V/1)
Posted by: James T Kirk at February 26, 2016 09:58 PM (e8kgV)
He's did things -- strange and disturbing things -- with Mario's garbage lo! those many years ago. He bears scars, shaneful scars, from that Valu-rite fueled spree.
None of us have seen those scars, but we know they are there. Deep in his ewok heart he longs for redemption but there will be none...
Posted by: The Place With The Helpful Hardware Man at February 26, 2016 09:58 PM (BK3ZS)
Ian Faith: Her appeal is becoming more selective.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 26, 2016 09:58 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: Legal at February 26, 2016 09:55 PM (3Rr8K)
Oh man...no doubt.
Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2016 09:58 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 09:58 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 26, 2016 09:58 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 09:58 PM (Y8V/1)
Posted by: Wicket at February 26, 2016 09:59 PM (qmMG2)
i'm so proud of her.
Posted by: willowed ace at February 26, 2016 09:56 PM (L1+sh)
willow, God bless her. She is a strong woman. As are you as her mommy.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt AceSanity Prod at February 26, 2016 09:59 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: The Nerdy Hat at February 26, 2016 09:57 PM (vBeA5)
Well, you can probably interview both of them to get a better idea...
Posted by: Acetius451AD at February 26, 2016 09:59 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 26, 2016 09:59 PM (EDYaR)
How fucking self aware is this stupid bint?
You wore TAMPONS as EARRINGS!
Holy fuck you simpering, egotistical, faux intellectual.
Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at February 26, 2016 09:59 PM (sqs5K)
Posted by: All Hail Ace, Literate Savage at February 26, 2016 09:59 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2016 09:59 PM (zt+N6)
----
willow, your daughter has cancer? I had no idea. I am so sorry to hear that.
Prayers to the both of you and for DangerG and her family as well.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 26, 2016 09:59 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Melissa Harris-Stratford-on-Avon-Perry at February 26, 2016 09:59 PM (3Rr8K)
Posted by: willowed ace at February 26, 2016 10:00 PM (L1+sh)
Reich, who worked in the Gerald Ford and Jimmy Carter administrations and was Secretary of Labor under Bill Clinton, endorsed Bernie Sanders on Twitter Friday evening.
The Lollipop Guild and the Lullaby League are sure to follow...
Posted by: The Place With The Helpful Hardware Man at February 26, 2016 10:00 PM (BK3ZS)
Ahhh, I see your problem. You've heard her speak. Embrace the healing power of the mute button.
With this tiny button, all manner of things become tolerable. For example, Charmed becomes the greatest tv show ever.
Posted by: DC is a temporary bachelor at February 26, 2016 10:00 PM (e+1S5)
Here, you don't use carats, but square brackets:
[ i ] followed by [ /i ]
Eliminate the extra spaces...
(Minx 0.7 Alpha)
Posted by: ChrisP at February 26, 2016 10:00 PM (o78X6)
Posted by: mpfs, lurker, delurker, lurker at February 26, 2016 10:00 PM (SlFyt)
Posted by: filbert
Yeah, he was always the black sheep of the family. And considering the dark ages, that's saying something.
Posted by: Aelbert, king of Mercia at February 26, 2016 10:00 PM (zmW4B)
Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 09:56 PM (uZNvH)
Easy peasy. Just ignore everything about her except her physical appearance.
I thought guys were expected to be shallow like that.
Posted by: acel at February 26, 2016 10:00 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Count de Monace at February 26, 2016 10:00 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Josephistan at February 26, 2016 10:00 PM (7qAYi)
of hope or pray we are.
Posted by: willowed ace at February 26, 2016 10:01 PM (L1+sh)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 26, 2016 10:01 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 26, 2016 09:59 PM (EDYaR)
Now there's a thought . . . MHP winding up on RFD TV, giving the prices for Kansas City Winter Wheat and the like.
Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 10:01 PM (Y8V/1)
wow there are so many chemists here at the HQ, it is so weird
Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 09:58 PM (uZNvH)
Yes, it's my job title. I actually have a degree in Biology, minor in Chemistry, but ended up in the paint field as a chemist. Who knew?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt AceSanity Prod at February 26, 2016 10:01 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: ace-acus at February 26, 2016 10:01 PM (noWW6)
but maybe DFW area, that's a lot closer to Houston than Missouri for sure
Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 10:01 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: willow at February 26, 2016 10:02 PM (L1+sh)
Posted by: Bionic Eubonics at February 26, 2016 09:53 PM (5jiyE)
Use square brackets: [ ]
It's weird, I know.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2016 10:02 PM (q2o38)
Nope ... but according to the preview I saw ... little Stephanie sure as hell grew up.
Posted by: Wicket at February 26, 2016 10:02 PM (qmMG2)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at February 26, 2016 10:02 PM (Gosad)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 26, 2016 10:02 PM (1ijHg)
Did he do it in an 'Oompah Loompah'-style chorus?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 26, 2016 10:02 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: The Place With The Helpful Hardware Man at February 26, 2016 10:03 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: derACEinated filbert at February 26, 2016 10:03 PM (Y8V/1)
The Lollipop Guild and the Lullaby League are sure to follow...
The Thousand Millimeter Reich
Posted by: Josephistan at February 26, 2016 10:03 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: MAce at February 26, 2016 10:03 PM (LAliD)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 26, 2016 10:03 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: willow at February 26, 2016 10:03 PM (L1+sh)
https://youtu.be/nvF30YEM6S8?t=13m30s
England's representative is being a cheeky bugger.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 26, 2016 10:03 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Bionic Eubonics at February 26, 2016 10:03 PM (5jiyE)
Excess body weight is not always a problem. When I was hit with stroke that disabled my salivary glands and sense of taste, I weighed 205. I now weigh 150 (almost my ideal weight), and my stroke symptoms have improved, so my body weight has been stable for several months.
If I did not have the "excess'" body weight, I would be dead now. Think about that as you make your choices about your target body weight.
Posted by: bergebilder at February 26, 2016 10:03 PM (IeXP9)
Or, maybe she can get together with Chris Hayes and run a hot dog cart.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at February 26, 2016 10:03 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 26, 2016 10:04 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Josephistan at February 26, 2016 10:04 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Oldson Johnson at February 26, 2016 10:04 PM (39g3+)
Bionic Eubonics
Here, you don't use carats, but square brackets:
[ i ] followed by [ /i ]
Eliminate the extra spaces...
(Minx 0.7 Alpha)
Hey, thanks buddy.
Posted by: Bionic Eubonics at February 26, 2016 10:04 PM (5jiyE)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 26, 2016 10:05 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: de-rACEinated filbert at February 26, 2016 10:05 PM (Y8V/1)
In fairness, I did a pretty crappy job. I would have fired me.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2016 10:05 PM (SXU3d)
Posted by: Wicket at February 26, 2016 10:05 PM (qmMG2)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 26, 2016 10:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Wicket at February 26, 2016 10:05 PM (qmMG2)
DangerGirl, you are a chemist?
wow there are so many chemists here at the HQ, it is so weird
Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 09:58 PM (uZNvH)
Yes,
it's my job title. I actually have a degree in Biology, minor in
Chemistry, but ended up in the paint field as a chemist. Who knew?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt AceSanity Prod at February 26, 2016 10:01 PM (+eR2D)
Perhaps it has something to do with all those research rabbits that ended up teal-colored....
Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2016 10:05 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Old Glacer at February 26, 2016 10:05 PM (XgseJ)
Posted by: Wicket at February 26, 2016 10:05 PM (qmMG2)
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2016 10:06 PM (RAckx)
Posted by: All Hail Ace, Literate Savage at February 26, 2016 10:06 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 26, 2016 10:06 PM (Bl4dy)
Posted by: All Hail Ace, Literate Savage at February 26, 2016 10:06 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 26, 2016 10:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 10:06 PM (uZNvH)
but maybe DFW area, that's a lot closer to Houston than Missouri for sure
Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 10:01 PM (uZNvH)
Read cookbooks like they are textbooks. Start with a lot of stuff from Julia Child. Seriously.
And if you move to DFW before I move out of here, I promise to teach you.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt AceSanity Prod at February 26, 2016 10:06 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 10:07 PM (uZNvH)
The hyphenated on gave off all kinds of unpleasant emanations and penumbras which were not detected in the early trials.
Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 10:07 PM (Y8V/1)
Annnnnd we're off to
Taunt The Barrel if you dare, but don't start whining when it claims you, noobs!
Posted by: The Place With The Helpful Hardware Man at February 26, 2016 10:07 PM (BK3ZS)
You're probably watching the remastered episodes with the new effects.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 26, 2016 10:07 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Melissa Harris Perry at February 26, 2016 10:07 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Wicket at February 26, 2016 10:07 PM (qmMG2)
Posted by: willow at February 26, 2016 10:07 PM (L1+sh)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 26, 2016 10:08 PM (39g3+)
Chick-Fil-Ace?
Posted by: L, Elle at February 26, 2016 10:08 PM (2x3L+)
-Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 26, 2016 10:06 PM (39g3+)
Just toast the bread w/o anything on it. No muss, no fuss. Spread the PB and walk away.
...just walk away.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T), at February 26, 2016 10:08 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Draki at February 26, 2016 10:08 PM (kkOK3)
Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 10:08 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 26, 2016 10:06 PM (39g3+)
......
I think I saw Chemjeff here earlier. I'm sure he hasn't
Posted by: Molly k. at February 26, 2016 10:08 PM (4aaDj)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 26, 2016 10:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2016 10:05 PM (EzgxV)
heh. Or the ones that ended up as dinner....????
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt AceSanity Prod at February 26, 2016 10:09 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Wicket at February 26, 2016 10:09 PM (qmMG2)
Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 10:09 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 26, 2016 10:09 PM (KAgYZ)
Posted by: Palerider at February 26, 2016 10:09 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 26, 2016 10:07 PM (oVJmc)
I actually prefer the old ST episodes with the original special effects to the new, remastered ones.
The new effects in the old shows is just unpleasantly jarring to me.
Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 10:09 PM (Y8V/1)
Most of us are pretty bad at our jobs at 17. We don't wanna be there, don't care, haven't figured out the world at all yet. But we all "knew" a whole lot.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 26, 2016 10:09 PM (UXH1J)
Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 10:10 PM (uZNvH)
~~~~
I lol'd. Picturing Ace feigning deepest concern, running for a glass of water for the poor desiccated Melissa.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 26, 2016 10:10 PM (E6RIJ)
Posted by: Melissa Harris Perry at February 26, 2016 10:10 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: AceJackson at February 26, 2016 10:10 PM (KCxzN)
You're probably watching the remastered episodes with the new effects.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 26, 2016 10:07 PM (oVJmc)
Hah. Well I was talking more about the story and dialogue. They are the remasters, but sometimes I do not even notice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2016 10:10 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt AceSanity Prod at February 26, 2016 10:09 PM (+eR2D)
what else can one do with two headed teal rabbits?
Posted by: willow at February 26, 2016 10:10 PM (L1+sh)
...just walk away.
Sure, that's easy but the peanut butter roasts slightly when done right and its tastier
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 26, 2016 10:10 PM (39g3+)
...just walk away.
Posted by: Slapweasel
-------------
Butter the hot toast, then PB. Trust me.
Posted by: Chi at February 26, 2016 10:11 PM (/QyKy)
Posted by: JTB at February 26, 2016 10:11 PM (FvdPb)
L, Aceaholic. I don't think that works.
Chick-Fil-Ace?
Posted by: L, Elle at February 26, 2016 10:08 PM (2x3L+)
Leather and L'Ace?
Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2016 10:11 PM (EzgxV)
Baroness Margaret Thatcher was a chemist's daughter (I know, not the same thing, but nonetheless)!
Posted by: The Place With The Helpful Hardware Man at February 26, 2016 10:11 PM (BK3ZS)
https://youtu.be/nvF30YEM6S8?t=13m30s
England's representative is being a cheeky bugger.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 26, 2016 10:03 PM (VdICR)
His Soviet handler must have been pissed at him.
Also, guess which future Senator was in the student audiance?
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 26, 2016 10:11 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2016 10:11 PM (qUNWi)
-Posted by: willow at February 26, 2016 10:10 PM (L1+sh)
Throw two carrot and watch the fun?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T), at February 26, 2016 10:12 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 26, 2016 10:06 PM (39g3+)
We used to make campfire fruit pies with canned fruit filling and wonderbread using those campfire clam-shell thingies on a long double handle.
It was pretty fun, and I think the adults preferred it to the flying dollops of napalm that happened when we toasted marshmallows for S'mores.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2016 10:12 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 10:12 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 26, 2016 10:12 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: The Place With The Helpful Hardware Man at February 26, 2016 10:11 PM (BK3ZS)
She was a chemist herself and held a graduate degree. She also received a patent, and studied under a Nobel lauriet in chemistry.
Posted by: The Nobel Hat at February 26, 2016 10:12 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 10:13 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 26, 2016 10:12 PM (dvuhZ)
Waste of a good pig.
Posted by: filbert at February 26, 2016 10:13 PM (Y8V/1)
Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2016 10:13 PM (qUNWi)
DangerGirl, are you thinking about leaving DFW?
Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 10:09 PM (uZNvH)
Yes, unfortunately, it will happen.
I'm an only child. It is my responsibility to take care of my parents. They refuse to move here. Therefore, I must eventually move to southern Delaware to take care of them. It's ok, I've come to terms with it. Southern DE has a LOT of open land with a lot of forest. Cheaper property tax too.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt AceSanity Prod at February 26, 2016 10:13 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: willow at February 26, 2016 10:10 PM (L1+sh)
Design the coat of arms for a new, but not terribly impressive, country?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2016 10:13 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 26, 2016 10:06 PM (39g3+)
----
Put a little butter in the pan and put it on low/medium heat.
Do the full Elvis: PB, banana, and chocolate.
Have a defibrillator charged and ready.
Posted by: All Hail Ace, Literate Savage at February 26, 2016 10:13 PM (jR7Wy)
I miss Superscript, because you can't properly render Rathergate without that superscript "th"
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 26, 2016 10:13 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2016 10:13 PM (RAckx)
It's your height in inches divided by 2.
That's your ideal weight.
I've lost 30lbs and still have 5 inches of waist to go.
Posted by: Ralph at February 26, 2016 10:13 PM (1pZw2)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 26, 2016 10:06 PM (39g3+)
......
I think I saw Chemjeff here earlier. I'm sure he hasn't
Posted by: Molly k.
-------------
That was EPIC, Molly.
Definite threadwinner.
Posted by: Chi at February 26, 2016 10:13 PM (/QyKy)
You're probably watching the remastered episodes with the new effects.
The remastered episodes have Ghost Jar-Jar scattered throughout. That's the "tell".
Posted by: The Place With The Helpful Hardware Man at February 26, 2016 10:14 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 26, 2016 10:14 PM (UXH1J)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 26, 2016 10:14 PM (D0J8L)
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2016 10:14 PM (RAckx)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7uC5m-IRns
Posted by: SouthTexas at February 26, 2016 10:14 PM (/orPj)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2016 10:11 PM (EzgxV)
>>>>>
Yes!! That one. I like! Thanks.
I also like that song duet with Stevie Nicks and Don Henley so it works
Posted by: L, Elle at February 26, 2016 10:14 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 26, 2016 10:14 PM (D0J8L)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 26, 2016 10:13 PM
someone did super-script in the comments the other night
Posted by: AceJackson at February 26, 2016 10:15 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 26, 2016 10:15 PM (D0J8L)
It's your height in inches divided by 2.
That's your ideal weight.
I've lost 30lbs and still have 5 inches of waist to go."
-Posted by: Ralph at February 26, 2016 10:13 PM (1pZw2)
I cut-off both my feet and... YEEEEEEEOOOOWWW!!!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T), at February 26, 2016 10:15 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 10:13 PM (dciA+)
Did you ever try taleggio?
(told you it was stupid)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt AceSanity Prod at February 26, 2016 10:15 PM (+eR2D)
As Chris said, I'm not saying he should have done it. But I can understand.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 26, 2016 10:15 PM (3Rr8K)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 26, 2016 10:06 PM (39g3+)
Real easy, just do it like a grilled cheese, only instead add the peanut butter after taking the toast off the grill.
Posted by: cm9000 at February 26, 2016 10:15 PM (2TUVm)
Posted by: John Marston at February 26, 2016 10:15 PM (LYCUN)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 26, 2016 10:15 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 26, 2016 10:14 PM (D0J8L)
No one has uttered the Dark Tongue in this thread before!
Posted by: filbert the Grey at February 26, 2016 10:15 PM (Y8V/1)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 26, 2016 10:16 PM (D0J8L)
Who sung that? I vaguely remember it: You never loved me, pushed and shoved me.....something something you ain't worth the salt in my tears
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 26, 2016 10:16 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 26, 2016 10:16 PM (UXH1J)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 26, 2016 10:16 PM (D0J8L)
If you should happen to pass through Missouri I can buy you a nice Applebee's meal
Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 10:17 PM (uZNvH)
That's your ideal weight."
Well, then I'm underweight.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 26, 2016 10:18 PM (UXH1J)
Would it not be great if MSNBC were forced to beg for public funds? I think that should be great. Right before they went dark, of course. I mean, there cannot be enough hipster douchebags in the US to fund this...this...this uh, network.
As I am "rather" drunk I will sign off at this point, lest I sully the local environs for cherry-picking. Rest of everything snipped...you're welcome!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 26, 2016 10:18 PM (AroJD)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 26, 2016 10:12 PM (dvuhZ)
Waste of a good pig.
Shoulda saved the bacon. But I like the way they think.
Posted by: tbodie at February 26, 2016 10:18 PM (yT7Mu)
Bruther Cavil is trying to summon Cthulhu
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 26, 2016 10:15 PM (39g3+)
Why? I'm already here.
Posted by: cthulhace at February 26, 2016 10:18 PM (EzgxV)
I thought it was your age divided by two, plus seven.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 26, 2016 10:18 PM (3Rr8K)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 26, 2016 10:18 PM (7GQM/)
Posted by: Melissa Harris-Ace-Perry at February 26, 2016 10:18 PM (g86xl)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 26, 2016 10:19 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Ralph at February 26, 2016 10:19 PM (9fNWb)
It's your height in inches divided by 2.
That's your ideal weight.
I've lost 30lbs and still have 5 inches of waist to go.
Interesting..never heard that one before.
Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2016 10:19 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at February 26, 2016 10:19 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 26, 2016 10:19 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Max Power at February 26, 2016 10:19 PM (QCc6B)
Any idea on a timeline?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 26, 2016 10:16 PM (UXH1J)
My FIL got a 3 year max prognosis from his doc last week. Based on that, I'm guessing I'll get up north in 20 years or so...after my parents pass. Ya know...
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt AceSanity Prod at February 26, 2016 10:19 PM (+eR2D)
Yeah you can do some tricks with HTML but the ubboard tags don't work. I don't even think there's a unicode ascii th symbol.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 26, 2016 10:19 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 10:19 PM (uZNvH)
I'm an only child. It is my responsibility to take care of my parents. They refuse to move here. Therefore, I must eventually move to southern Delaware to take care of them. It's ok, I've come to terms with it. Southern DE has a LOT of open land with a lot of forest. Cheaper property tax too.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt AceSanity Prod at February 26, 2016 10:13 PM (+eR2D)
Kent or Sussex County? Give us a shout out when you're coming here -- there are a goodly number of morons in the vicinity of the Delmarva Peninsula and it's never too early to start building a DE rap sheet festooned with D&D citations. Just don't bring chickens into the mix...
Posted by: The Place With The Helpful Hardware Man at February 26, 2016 10:20 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 26, 2016 10:18 PM
carry the five, divide by pi
Posted by: AceJackson at February 26, 2016 10:20 PM (KCxzN)
I am sorry that you are melancholy, what can I do to help?
Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 10:21 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2016 10:21 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: The Place With The Helpful Hardware Man at February 26, 2016 10:20 PM (BK3ZS)
That's the nicest thing I've heard anybody say in WEEKS!
Posted by: The Chicken at February 26, 2016 10:21 PM (Y8V/1)
I cannot believe that this moronic "journalist" is a professor at one of my alma maters. She's like bizarro Condi Rice--unaccomplished by any reasonable real world standard yet deified by the Left as the near-ideal black woman (after Mooch, of course). And somehow MSNBC twigged to reality instead of the victim classes?
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at February 26, 2016 10:22 PM (Gosad)
70 inches tall and wear a 30 waist. It does seem outta whack.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 26, 2016 10:22 PM (UXH1J)
Also, it's not measured at your belt-line;
it's measured at your belly button.
Posted by: Ralph at February 26, 2016 10:22 PM (9fNWb)
Posted by: John Marston at February 26, 2016 10:22 PM (LYCUN)
/shakes fist at Pixy
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 26, 2016 10:16 PM (D0J8L)
ÖK
Posted by: Thë Pölïtïcäl Hät at February 26, 2016 10:22 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 26, 2016 10:22 PM (2x3L+)
You see NIRP it looks like has just the opposite effect. According to economic theory, savers reaction to NIRP should be. Well, if I save my money, they're going to charge, so I should spend it on this wonderful junk, and then, since I'm being paid to borrow I should do that and spend even more. The economy should take off like a rocket.
But funny thing, the reaction to NIRP seems to be to hunker down and spend even less. They're stealing my money! Better save and not spend even more to make up for it.
Real geniuses, our economic wizards of smart.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 26, 2016 10:22 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 26, 2016 10:22 PM (VdICR)
You ain't worth the salt in my tears.
Who sung that? I vaguely
remember it: You never loved me, pushed and shoved me.....something
something you ain't worth the salt in my tears
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 26, 2016 10:16 PM (dvuhZ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bi5Oci3m3M
Posted by: cthulhace at February 26, 2016 10:22 PM (EzgxV)
474 The PhD was in Racial/Gender Grievance Studies.
So, single-ply recycled particle board grade toilet paper?
Posted by: The Place With The Helpful Hardware Man at February 26, 2016 10:23 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 26, 2016 10:23 PM (39g3+)
the last time I was at 37, I was in highschool I think
Posted by: chemace at February 26, 2016 10:23 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 26, 2016 10:23 PM (kdS6q)
(Seriously yo, if folks can't take these disagreements down to a more civil level, I'm going to give up Daywalking for ONT crawling just to get away from the stench of putrid argumentation and burning strawmen. It's getting damn pathetic, yo.)
So this weekend, I may just take a night to drink heavily and watch the oddest brain candy I can find on my Roku. Reality is such shit, I'm ashamed to be associated with it anymore.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 26, 2016 10:24 PM (D0J8L)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 26, 2016 10:24 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 26, 2016 10:24 PM (uZNvH)
it's measured at your belly button.
Posted by: Ralph at February 26, 2016 10:22 PM
Great!! I just found out I'm 8 feet tall...
Posted by: AceJackson at February 26, 2016 10:24 PM (KCxzN)
I mean, hygienically speaking.
Look just because she has a kaiser roll between her legs doesn't mean she's unclean!
Posted by: MSNBC producer at February 26, 2016 10:24 PM (39g3+)
you're coming here -- there are a goodly number of morons in the
vicinity of the Delmarva Peninsula and it's never too early to start
building a DE rap sheet festooned with DD citations. Just don't
bring chickens into the mix...
Posted by: The Place With The Helpful Hardware Man at February 26, 2016 10:20 PM (BK3ZS)
Sussex most likely. My parents live in Bethany. We can't afford resort area so we're looking west Sussex, anywhere from Delmar to Harrington (which is Kent I think but still doable.)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt AceSanity Prod at February 26, 2016 10:25 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 26, 2016 10:25 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 26, 2016 10:25 PM (UXH1J)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 26, 2016 10:25 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: Mudshark at February 26, 2016 10:25 PM (hcggm)
i may have but I don't remember it. i get the cheese plate a lot but don't remember that one.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 10:25 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 26, 2016 10:25 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at February 26, 2016 10:25 PM (Gosad)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 26, 2016 10:22 PM (UXH1J)
I have met you in person. You're a daggone beanpole.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt AceSanity Prod at February 26, 2016 10:26 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: cthulhace at February 26, 2016 10:27 PM (EzgxV)
And gosh darn it, people like me!
Posted by: Daily Retardation with Stuart Smalley at February 26, 2016 10:27 PM (J3phO)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T), at February 26, 2016 10:27 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Daily Retardation with Stuart Smalley at February 26, 2016 10:27 PM (J3phO)
I should get firearms training. I'm divided on getting the firearm. Half of me says "prudent measure in the current times" and half of me says "too tempted to use the damn thing in traffic".
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 26, 2016 10:28 PM (D0J8L)
Posted by: willow at February 26, 2016 10:28 PM (L1+sh)
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It really is only a handful of shit-stirrers but they are hard to ignore. I don't blame you. I think Ace is running out of patience with it. Maetenloch did a long time ago and is very banhappy. You might like the ONT better. He never sleeps and won't put up crap even the slightest hint of trollishness or just being a pain in the ass gets you zapped.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 26, 2016 10:28 PM (2x3L+)
you suck. You are a vacuous, vapid, tampon earring wearing idiot.
You're amazingly lucky to have any job that doesn't involve a mop.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 26, 2016 10:21 PM (0mRoj)
And yet she is in the "one percent", even as she rails against supposed injustice. Truly bizarre.
Posted by: cm9000 at February 26, 2016 10:28 PM (2TUVm)
Great!! I just found out I'm 8 feet tall...
Posted by: AceJackson at February 26, 2016 10:24 PM
~~~~
Priceless.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 26, 2016 10:29 PM (E6RIJ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 26, 2016 10:29 PM (UXH1J)
Posted by: speedster1 at February 26, 2016 10:29 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 10:25 PM (dciA+)
*sigh* I give up. I recommended it to you months ago, when you recommended some fey Francoise cheese you got from Whole Foods. Fuggedabouhtidt.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt AceSanity Prod at February 26, 2016 10:29 PM (+eR2D)
I missed that somehow. The bravery and courage of some people as they battle really bad diseases still continues to amaze me as I have seen it first hand. I'll say a prayer for the both of you!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2016 10:30 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: An Ace ar Buile at February 26, 2016 10:30 PM (+tFa9)
i thought that sounded familiar. I promise i'll remember the next time i go.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 10:30 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 26, 2016 10:30 PM (kdS6q)
BRB
Posted by: speedster1 at February 26, 2016 10:29 PM (vUcdz)
let me know if it increases 2 cup sizes
Posted by: willow at February 26, 2016 10:31 PM (L1+sh)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 26, 2016 10:12 PM (dvuhZ)
Good on them.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2016 10:31 PM (SXU3d)
Lockbox in the car for a calming down period!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 26, 2016 10:32 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: willow at February 26, 2016 10:32 PM (L1+sh)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 26, 2016 09:51 PM (zmW4B)
***
Bottle of chloroform and some hog-tyin' twine?
Posted by: An Ace ar Buile at February 26, 2016 10:32 PM (+tFa9)
Feeling neglected, used and rejected...
I saw you laugh when the knife was twisted....
Baby you picked him, found your next victim....
I got a kick out of those lyrics somehow
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 26, 2016 10:32 PM (dvuhZ)
I am "svelte."
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 26, 2016 10:29 PM (UXH1J)
If "svelte" means a thin motherfucker, then that's you. Nice to see you RK, hope you are well. I will make you apricot preserves this year, I promise.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt AceSanity Prod at February 26, 2016 10:32 PM (+eR2D)
While MSNBC may believe that I am worthless, I know better. I know who I am. I know why MHP Show is unique and valuable. I will not sell short myself or this show. I am not hungry for empty airtime.
♩ ♫ I gotta be me! I gotta be me!
♪ ♬
Posted by: The Place With The Helpful Hardware Man at February 26, 2016 10:34 PM (BK3ZS)
heavily and watch the oddest brain candy I can find on my Roku. Reality
is such shit, I'm ashamed to be associated with it anymore.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 26, 2016 10:24 PM (D0J8L)
I suggest Zardoz or John Dies at the End, both of which are really odd and may make you feel better about [redacted for grossness] (dying pointlessly)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2016 10:34 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2016 10:36 PM (2rE0p)
"The party's over;
It's time to call it a day.
They burst your pretty balloon
And taken the moon awaaayyy.
Take off your make-up.
The party's over, it's all over, my friend."
Posted by: Anita O'Day singing at February 26, 2016 10:37 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot 'Who Decides?' at February 26, 2016 10:38 PM (BK3ZS)
It's your height in inches divided by 2.
That's your ideal weight.
-------------------
Interesting..never heard that one before.
Posted by: eleven
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There's a good reason you've never heard that...
A good rule of thumb, though - your "wingspan" is roughly equal to your height.
Posted by: Chi at February 26, 2016 10:38 PM (vnGMD)
He waited until she got up to use the bathroom and followed her, accosting her as she was returning and making lewd suggestions.
She didn't tell me until much later, fearing I would assault and batter him.
Posted by: An Ace ar Buile at February 26, 2016 10:38 PM (+tFa9)
Posted by: ChicagoXile at February 26, 2016 10:38 PM (tNhg/)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 26, 2016 10:12 PM (dvuhZ)
Good on them....
This guy got in trouble:@1:23
Dutch man busted for pig hat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t78taaCN1Lc
Posted by: G6loq at February 26, 2016 10:43 PM (zj+JZ)
Posted by: Devan95 at February 26, 2016 10:43 PM (kC+1/)
Posted by: ChicagoXile at February 26, 2016 10:45 PM (tNhg/)
Posted by: Michal at February 26, 2016 10:53 PM (KClXw)
Posted by: Sam at February 26, 2016 10:56 PM (sO6CM)
Posted by: Dave S. at February 26, 2016 11:00 PM (mhkbv)
Posted by: Xe at February 26, 2016 11:08 PM (H5eux)
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 26, 2016 11:19 PM (R5HRU)
Amazing how many well-paid progressives don't want to pay THEIR fair shares.
Posted by: Spellcheck at February 26, 2016 11:23 PM (HKBpI)
Posted by: Yo Mama at February 26, 2016 11:27 PM (89Wtt)
just like ..........
a flower i once knew(tear)....
ace will keep me sane!
..................................
hillary is bigger crimanal
that's a fact!
new york is about to eat it's own..
don't stand in the way.
Posted by: gonna br scary at February 26, 2016 11:44 PM (AG7GB)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at February 26, 2016 11:49 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: Haikus for Hillary! at February 26, 2016 11:58 PM (GdgAM)
Posted by: dissent555 at February 27, 2016 12:00 AM (GdgAM)
Posted by: free beer at February 27, 2016 12:06 AM (AG7GB)
Posted by: Jeffersonian at February 27, 2016 12:26 AM (QLZKW)
Posted by: Herp McDerp at February 27, 2016 03:52 AM (7QRNd)
Micro, normal, or macro-aggression? Please FWD to legal for recommendations.
-MSNBC Mgmt.
Posted by: OneIronMacGuffin at February 27, 2016 04:38 AM (NjX7M)
Posted by: Jonathan Silber at February 27, 2016 07:51 AM (ewNqR)
Posted by: docweasel at February 27, 2016 08:06 AM (XxzcU)
Posted by: creeper at February 27, 2016 09:35 AM (Vd733)
You don't need Vince from ShamWow to sell that deal!
BTW, who does count their tears anyhow?
Posted by: Stan at February 27, 2016 10:10 AM (LOljp)
Posted by: DFG at February 27, 2016 10:12 AM (CFSfO)
Posted by: creeper at February 27, 2016 10:23 AM (Vd733)
Posted by: Stan at February 27, 2016 10:25 AM (LOljp)
Posted by: JR at February 27, 2016 10:40 AM (wFlFs)
I can't believe it!!
She must really be a joy to deal with if MSNBC doesn't even want her to sit on a panel and talk about the election with the other anchors.
Posted by: Hamilton at February 27, 2016 10:45 AM (4djZu)
Posted by: Stan at February 27, 2016 11:10 AM (LOljp)
Posted by: George Washington at February 27, 2016 11:25 AM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Levin at February 27, 2016 11:34 AM (iZGeA)
Posted by: NavyChief'95 at February 27, 2016 11:55 AM (/WYy+)
Posted by: Lummox JR at February 27, 2016 12:47 PM (6M3sp)
1 large Clinton integrity, chopped fine.
8 oz halal bacon
nah, I got nothing.
Posted by: phunctor at February 27, 2016 12:54 PM (CKGil)
Hordelings: Pls ping DG if you have her unhordely contact info.
We are about to sell our farmhouse on 6 acres in Bridgeville DE and move to FL.
If this is any kind of fit to your needs, let's talk.
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Melissa's Hairy Paris
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True story.
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