Overnight Open Thread (2-24-2016)

I'm taking the night off. If you're looking for content, check out last night's ONT.

Posted by: Maetenloch at 09:47 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at February 24, 2016 09:48 PM (0OG8D)

2 All right, off to summon the corgis...

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at February 24, 2016 09:48 PM (0OG8D)

3 Enjoy your nite off.,

Oh btw woot woot ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2016 09:49 PM (voOPb)

4 Mirth?

Posted by: Mega at February 24, 2016 09:49 PM (JwLCI)

5 Have a great night, Maet!!!! You deserve it!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at February 24, 2016 09:49 PM (EzgxV)

6 Prothonotary Warbler, you win a month in a hotel with a Russian porn star. Come on down!

Posted by: waelse1 at February 24, 2016 09:49 PM (N09Fk)

7 This is going to haunt me all night.

An empty ONT

Posted by: Brian Lifeless at February 24, 2016 09:49 PM (EGAn0)

8 Dammit with all the content, Maet!!! It's just getting to be too much.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 24, 2016 09:50 PM (GEICT)

9


Maet you are wonderful!!

Posted by: ThunderB at February 24, 2016 09:50 PM (zOTsN)

10 Somebody talk about those Google robots....

Posted by: Name Star at February 24, 2016 09:51 PM (T01Xq)

11 Content free ONT? WTF?!

I demand a free one month extension of my platinum membership!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 24, 2016 09:51 PM (21hN3)

12
Breitbart has a video of a freaky robot that walks drunk.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 24, 2016 09:51 PM (ODxAs)

13 Agreed! You've earned a night of rest, Maet.

We'll provide for ourselves.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at February 24, 2016 09:51 PM (0OG8D)

14 Hi all
Maet I think you've earned a night off, thank you for all that you do
Have fun giving a bit of "ONT Cheer" to the Mrs.

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 09:51 PM (5p18q)

15 So

it's music videos then, eh?

Posted by: Brian Lifeless at February 24, 2016 09:51 PM (EGAn0)

16 Couldn't even find three random pictures?

Posted by: buzzion at February 24, 2016 09:51 PM (zt+N6)

17 It was an epic post Maet, thanks for that and every ONT. Take a night off. Oh...

Posted by: Motionview at February 24, 2016 09:51 PM (hqjPT)

18 Howdy-do.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 09:52 PM (7kJuk)

19 I propose that we kick off this ONT by raising a glass to Genghis, who started the AoSHQ custom of having an ONT -- and then, immediately, another to Maetenloch, who has perfected it....thus assuring that we'll begin the evening three sheets to the wind.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 24, 2016 09:52 PM (EzgxV)

20 well crap, we don't have anything to talk about now

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 09:52 PM (5p18q)

21 I'm tempted to post 3 random pics

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2016 09:52 PM (voOPb)

22 thus assuring that we'll begin the evening three sheets to the wind.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 24, 2016 09:52 PM (EzgxV)



You're not already there?

Fucking piker.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 24, 2016 09:53 PM (GEICT)

23 "I demand a free one month extension of my platinum membership!"


Somebody will get right on that. I'm sure of it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 09:53 PM (7kJuk)

24 You could have just posted Yoko Ono videos you know
Heh

Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 24, 2016 09:53 PM (apMNK)

25 Last night's ONT actually did have enough links for 2 ONTs.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2016 09:53 PM (zb1d1)

26 Well I suspect some warm gas refugees will come along. Then we can talk about them

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2016 09:53 PM (voOPb)

27 I wonder why Brian Sandoval is being considered for the Supreme Court. He's a Republican governor of Nevada...one would think that would strike him off Obama's lists.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 24, 2016 09:54 PM (AroJD)

28 Maet, you've done good. Take the rest of the night off.

Posted by: joncelli at February 24, 2016 09:54 PM (1FhAQ)

29 Three Thousand Morons go in search of content.
What could go wrong?

Posted by: Brian Lifeless at February 24, 2016 09:54 PM (EGAn0)

30 I'll drink to that

To Absent Friends

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 09:54 PM (5p18q)

31 #6: Well! I don't know what to say, except... Da! Spacibo, tovarish! Zdravzvui, Ekaterina!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at February 24, 2016 09:54 PM (0OG8D)

32 *clink*

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 09:54 PM (5p18q)

33 Boobio up next with Megyn.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2016 09:55 PM (zb1d1)

34 Awwww, now I know how my daughter felt when she finished the last Harry Potter novel

No new content.

Posted by: BuckIV at February 24, 2016 09:56 PM (CLfqv)

35 http://www.factmag.com/2012/11/08/yoko-ono-to-curate-meltdown-festival-in-2013/

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2016 09:56 PM (voOPb)

36 We's been gypped! No content! Whatever will we do???

Oh wait.. same as always..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 24, 2016 09:56 PM (UpGcq)

37 Cheers Maet!

Posted by: Clarney at February 24, 2016 09:56 PM (dgO4h)

38 THere's going to be so much content tonight, it's going to be tremendous. It's going to be classy, it's going to make AOS great again, and you're all going to be proud of AOS and you're going to be classy and tremendous. And we're going to make America great again!

Posted by: Fritz at February 24, 2016 09:56 PM (BngQR)

39 I'm going through the comments of one of Obama's facebook posts about Scalia, and it seems like the comments are being manipulated. Let me know if you see the same trend as me

https://tinyurl.com/gw5zslt

Posted by: Matt at February 24, 2016 09:56 PM (YFD26)

40 Megyn will blow Rubio right there on stage.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 24, 2016 09:56 PM (dvuhZ)

41 Why does it feel like Judgment Day?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 24, 2016 09:56 PM (EZebt)

42 "I wonder why Brian Sandoval is being considered for the Supreme Court. "


Bait and switch.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 09:56 PM (7kJuk)

43 Please God, let Obama nominate Anita Hill

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 24, 2016 09:57 PM (AuqFU)

44 http://www.clovegarden.com/ingred/ab_liverz.html

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2016 09:57 PM (voOPb)

45 The commenters usually bring the best content anyway.

It seems that the Cahokia Culture, the almost-a-civilisation that the Native Americans started up in Missouri, collapsed at a time when a third of the population was made up of non-Cahokians.

http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2016-02/priu-idc022316.php

They are saying that this lends support to theories that Cahokia collapsed because of internal strife. I don't think anyone has yet counter-suggested that diversity was their strength and that the place collapsed *despite* being 35% foreign.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 24, 2016 09:57 PM (6FqZa)

46 Content? Where we're going, we don't need content.

**hops in DeLorean, heads back to last nights ONT**

Posted by: Doc Brown at February 24, 2016 09:58 PM (H9MG5)

47 40. Is she still in her Daisy Dukes? Might be worth a watch.

Posted by: Clarney at February 24, 2016 09:58 PM (dgO4h)

48 22
thus assuring that we'll begin the evening three sheets to the wind.



Posted by: cthulhu at February 24, 2016 09:52 PM (EzgxV)





You're not already there?



Fucking piker.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 24, 2016 09:53 PM (GEICT)


I'm not only bending an elbow for #5 "to Maetenloch", I'm on a hot date with Advil. I'm merely trying to inspire that part of Teh Horde that are not habitual inebriates.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 24, 2016 09:58 PM (EzgxV)

49 >>>thus assuring that we'll begin the evening three sheets to the wind.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 24, 2016 09:52 PM (EzgxV)

***

Been there since 1818.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 24, 2016 09:58 PM (1zS3A)

50 You've earned a night off, Maet. Or several.
Don't worry 'bout us. We promise to go on the papers. Most of the time, anyway.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 24, 2016 09:58 PM (cDs+4)

51 Well, my, my, my.

Sometimes it's what's there that tells the story.
Sometimes it's what's NOT there.

Posted by: Lt. Joe Kenda at February 24, 2016 09:58 PM (T/5A0)

52 THere's going to be so much content tonight, it's going to be tremendous. It's going to be classy, it's going to make AOS great again, and you're all going to be proud of AOS and you're going to be classy and tremendous. And we're going to make America great again!

---

ampersands too?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 24, 2016 09:58 PM (AuqFU)

53 You slackers better start yakkin it up. I have a 3 hr flight with nothing to read.....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 24, 2016 09:59 PM (E7zwb)

54 Up now with Megyn is Rubio

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2016 09:59 PM (8PbKi)

55 yeah the whole Sandoval thing is a ruse

the idea is, get Turtle to say "oh, huh, well, maybe we will consider a nominee after all" and then Obumbles says "ha! changed my mind! now my real nominee is Van Jones, if you don't confirm him you're racisty racists!!"

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 09:59 PM (5p18q)

56 "Sometimes it's what's there that tells the story.
Sometimes it's what's NOT there.
Posted by: Lt. Joe Kenda"



Dude's pretty awesome.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 09:59 PM (7kJuk)

57 53
You slackers better start yakkin it up. I have a 3 hr flight with nothing to read.....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 24, 2016 09:59 PM (E7zwb)

you can always chat up the hot chick sitting next to you...

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:00 PM (5p18q)

58 Rubiobot is painting himself as opposed by the establishment

Posted by: ThunderB at February 24, 2016 10:00 PM (zOTsN)

59 My pastor friend says, The End is Neigh. Probably time to by more guns and ammo then?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 24, 2016 10:00 PM (1DRdR)

60 I just flushed some pretty solid content down the ol' commode.

Be thankful it wasn't posted on the ONT.

That would've been a shitty thing for me to do to y'all.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 24, 2016 10:00 PM (McRlu)

61 TL : DR

Posted by: Tim in GA at February 24, 2016 10:00 PM (gCmUA)

62

its so wired I have direct TV, this is being held across town, and it keeps breaking up

Posted by: ThunderB at February 24, 2016 10:01 PM (zOTsN)

63 >>>ampersands too?
Posted by: buzzsaw90<<<

Classy ampersands. You're going to be rolling in classy ampersands.

Posted by: Fritz at February 24, 2016 10:01 PM (BngQR)

64 so this is like a Megyn Kelly Town Hall thingamabob or something?
i'm here drinking beer at the bar, so I don't know

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:01 PM (5p18q)

65 Sandoval is prochoice

Posted by: ThunderB at February 24, 2016 10:01 PM (zOTsN)

66 #36: Try to take over the world?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at February 24, 2016 10:02 PM (0OG8D)

67 From the end of the last thread....

OK, tell me, if Ted Cruz looked like George Clooney, where would he be in the polling?


Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 24, 2016 09:50 PM (U6f54)


With Clooney's delivery?

I would think in 1st place.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2016 10:02 PM (qUNWi)

68 Dang. I didn't know you could do an ONT like this. I'll have to file this one away for future use.

Posted by: CDR M at February 24, 2016 10:02 PM (SCx0h)

69

here we go with Tanya Sue

Posted by: ThunderB at February 24, 2016 10:02 PM (zOTsN)

70 Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:00 PM (5p18q)

Dude. You have no idea and she's my daughters age.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 24, 2016 10:02 PM (E7zwb)

71 ThunderB,
Why aren't you actually there?

Posted by: lindafell de spair at February 24, 2016 10:02 PM (xVgrA)

72 59 My pastor friend says, The End is Neigh. Probably time to by more guns and ammo then?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 24, 2016 10:00 PM (1DRdR)
-----------
Neigh?

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at February 24, 2016 10:02 PM (T/5A0)

73 Cruz will take Texas.

Trump will take everything else.

Mario will be the nominee.

Discuss.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 24, 2016 10:02 PM (1zS3A)

74 Bait and switch.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 09:56 PM (7kJuk)

Yep. Throw 'em a bone, let 'em say hell no and then act shocked, SHOCKED!
They're setting things up for Loretta Lynch. Just watch.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 24, 2016 10:02 PM (cDs+4)

75 Somehow, I just can't picture Megyn in Daisy Dukes. It's just not her somehow. She's more leather and stuff.

Now Ainsley Earhardt, Daisy Dukes would be just her perfectly.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 24, 2016 10:02 PM (dvuhZ)

76 Rubiobot is painting himself as opposed by the establishment

Kind of like McCaskill (D) running against Akin (R) as being too conservative, during the (R) primary

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 24, 2016 10:02 PM (6FqZa)

77 Happy Friday Eve, bitches!

Wait, what? Tomorrow is only Thursday? Fuck that noise, I demand a recount.

Posted by: DC is a temporary bachelor at February 24, 2016 10:02 PM (e+1S5)

78 @23: "Somebody will get right on that. I'm sure of it."

I just read through the fine print of my terms of service. Ace says all platinum member complaints will receive official replies within four to six weeks. If he doesn't hold up his end of the bargain, then I'm gonna retain council. Surely there's a crooked lawyer lurking here in the comments who'd take my case for three bottles of Valu-Rite.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 24, 2016 10:02 PM (21hN3)

79 Norway Prepares for Swedish Collapse

The Norwegian Prime Minister is pushing emergency legislation that would allow Norway to close the border with Sweden and reject all Swedish refugees in case Sweden collapses due to being overrun with their own immigrants and refugees.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=11196

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 24, 2016 10:02 PM (vBeA5)

80 Have a great night, Maet!!!! You deserve it!!!


::buttkissr::

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2016 10:03 PM (qUNWi)

81 I saw someone posted that tomorrow is Johnny Cashs' birthday.

Maybe a tribute to him.

Posted by: HH at February 24, 2016 10:03 PM (DrCtv)

82 so this is like a Megyn Kelly Town Hall thingamabob or something?
i'm here drinking beer at the bar, so I don't know

***

Yes. Cruz was up first, then Kasich. Cruz was quite good. He's beginning to win me over.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2016 10:03 PM (8PbKi)

83 >>>My pastor friend says, The End is Neigh. Probably time to by more guns and ammo then?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 24, 2016 10:00 PM (1DRdR)<<<

Whoa, Wilbur, that sounds like horse manure.

Posted by: Mr. Ed at February 24, 2016 10:03 PM (H9MG5)

84 Dude. You have no idea and she's my daughters age.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 24, 2016 10:02 PM (E7zwb)

well, nothing wrong with browsing the menu, just don't be orderin'

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:03 PM (5p18q)

85 "Rubiobot is painting himself as opposed by the establishment"



Uh-huh. Yeah.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 10:03 PM (7kJuk)

86 Oh...I can picture Megyn in Daisy Dukes.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2016 10:04 PM (qUNWi)

87 BTW, the Chinese government takes Trump seriously:

http://freebeacon.com/politics/china-warns-u-s-after-trump-wins-nevada-caucus/

Vote Trump!

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 24, 2016 10:04 PM (1zS3A)

88 59 My pastor friend says, The End is Neigh. Probably time to by more guns and ammo then?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 24, 2016 10:00 PM (1DRdR)

Sounds more like you need to invest in hay. And maybe a manure spreader.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 24, 2016 10:04 PM (cDs+4)

89 Who among the Horde will be the first to predict that Trump is arrested and indicted before Hillary?

Bueller?

Posted by: Brian Lifeless at February 24, 2016 10:04 PM (EGAn0)

90 this theater is across town and I had an all day physical in the other direction

I got done at 5:30, Took my son to another appointment from 6 to 7, then I had to get high blood pressure medication, and then I had to feed the kids


plus you have to have a ticket and I didn't

Posted by: ThunderB at February 24, 2016 10:05 PM (zOTsN)

91 @BCochran....

To answer your as yet unasked question: Apparently Maetenloch.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2016 10:06 PM (Zu3d9)

92 Back in our day, you didn't have to look purty to win.
Not that I wasn't purty.
But that Nixon kid? Whoa.... butt ugly fella.

Posted by: Lyndon Johnson at February 24, 2016 10:06 PM (T/5A0)

93 87
BTW, the Chinese government takes Trump seriously:



http://freebeacon.com/politics/china-warns-u-s-after-trump-wins-nevada-caucus/



Vote Trump!

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 24, 2016 10:04 PM (1zS3A)


China not wanting Trump is all the more reason to vote for him. Fuck them in particular.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 24, 2016 10:07 PM (HalrA)

94 "Norway Prepares for Swedish Collapse "



Read that earlier. I'm actually surprised Norway is showing this much awareness and forethought.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 10:07 PM (7kJuk)

95 Be well Maet, you do a good job.

I think I'm off to bed soon too.

My good friend Marty is loosing his younger sister to breast cancer. Tough deal. The sad part is that their 90 mother has to deal w// this.

Please send out prayers for Cammie and her famiy.

And prayers for Carol's friend Gayle.



Posted by: Farmer at February 24, 2016 10:07 PM (o/90i)

96 Nixon was hot.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2016 10:08 PM (qUNWi)

97 Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2016 10:04 PM (qUNWi)

Or this......

http://tinyurl.com/pfxyyo8

Sorta NSFW

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2016 10:08 PM (Zu3d9)

98 g'evenin, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 24, 2016 10:08 PM (tUJUI)

99 Who among the Horde will be the first to predict that Trump is arrested and indicted before Hillary?

After Harris County indicted O'Keefe, and after Obama imprisoned D'Souza... it's possible.

Difference is that I think Trump would do a DeLay and grin during his mugshot, and win primaries during the process. If a stiff can win a Senate seat from a morgue -

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo seems to be posting a lot of missouri today at February 24, 2016 10:08 PM (6FqZa)

100 My good friend Marty is loosing his younger sister to breast cancer. Tough deal. The sad part is that their 90 mother has to deal w// this.

Please send out prayers for Cammie and her famiy.

And prayers for Carol's friend Gayle.



Posted by: Farmer


aw man thats awful. Prayers on the way

Posted by: ThunderB at February 24, 2016 10:08 PM (zOTsN)

101 But that Nixon kid? Whoa.... butt ugly fella.

Posted by: Lyndon Johnson at February 24, 2016 10:06 PM (T/5A0)

Hey Lyndon...HOW long did you say you'll have 'em votin' democrat for??

Posted by: Grand Wizard at February 24, 2016 10:08 PM (aRUb8)

102 "I wonder why Brian Sandoval is being considered for the Supreme Court. "

Bait and switch.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 09:56 PM (7kJuk)


Sandoval will be like Earl Warren on crack.

That, boys and girls, is how you play nth dimensional chess. In Nevada, it's all about who has the best political machine. Right now, Sandovals machine is waxing while Reid's is waning. By puting Sandoval on SCOTUS, he gets rid of Sandoval and thus his machine. The open Senate seat this year stays Dem and the Dems pick up Heller's seat in '18.

This also puts the Senate GOP up against an unfortunately popular "moderate" Republican Hispanic governor.

Sandoval would pull SCOTUS to the Left.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 24, 2016 10:09 PM (vBeA5)

103 Chester is, quite possibly, the most perfect little British city you will ever visit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chester

If you ever have a chance, pleasse do go there.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 24, 2016 10:09 PM (1zS3A)

104 An unnamed senior AoSHQ official has confirmed to this fake reporter that Maetenloch's content free ONT is a double secret work stoppage in response to Ace stomping last night's extra-content-y ONT with an unnecessarily late Nevada caucus results thread.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 24, 2016 10:09 PM (21hN3)

105 didn't know you could do an ONT like this. I'll have to file this one away for future use.
Posted by: CDR M at February 24, 2016 10:02 PM (SCx0h)

Imitation, flattery, blah, blah, blah

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2016 10:09 PM (voOPb)

106 "Mario will be the nominee. "



It won't be by racking up primary wins.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 10:09 PM (7kJuk)

107 This is oddly comforting. Sort of like an early morning thread.

Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2016 10:09 PM (sdi6R)

108 me no like Sandoval

Posted by: ThunderB at February 24, 2016 10:10 PM (zOTsN)

109 I saw the breitbart story about the robot. Unbelievable and sort of scary.

I also saw the breitbart story about the OBGYN who performed 1200 abortions and demonstrated through animation how an abortion is performed. I encourage anyone who is pro-life to watch this and distribute it broadly.

The barbarism of abortion cannot be denied when seen. This is why Alinsky tactics are used against anyone showing pictures of the after effects (the destroyed lives!). They know how powerful the image is of a dismembered human body. I encourage anyone who is pro life to get in people's faces with these images. Make them squirm.

Posted by: Obamaisacommunist at February 24, 2016 10:10 PM (AnkaJ)

110 Ampersands for all? Oh my.

Posted by: Corona at February 24, 2016 10:10 PM (ragzU)

111 super genius Obama prolly thinks he can cleve moderate republicans from GOPe to the dems

and he is right

Posted by: ThunderB at February 24, 2016 10:10 PM (zOTsN)

112 Yay Chester ! Very pretty city; old Roman Deva, with a lovely castle. I used to visit there a lot when I was in school in Shropshire.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 24, 2016 10:10 PM (6FqZa)

113 In keeping with the theme, my comment is content free.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at February 24, 2016 10:11 PM (LQLeS)

114 Back in our day, you didn't have to look purty to win.

Not that I wasn't purty.

But that Nixon kid? Whoa.... butt ugly fella.

Posted by: Lyndon Johnson at February 24, 2016 10:06 PM (T/5A0)


Oh, fake zombie Lyndon Johnson, you got beat by pretty boy JFK, who also beat "butt ugly" Nixon.


Kennedy was his era's Barack Hussein Obama. Of COURSE purty helped. And that's why you killed the guy.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 24, 2016 10:11 PM (TOk1P)

115 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MATENLOCH at February 24, 2016 10:10 PM (xEJHb)

OK, now that's funny.

Posted by: HH at February 24, 2016 10:11 PM (DrCtv)

116 An unnamed senior AoSHQ official has confirmed to this fake reporter that Maetenloch's content free ONT is a double secret work stoppage in response to Ace stomping last night's extra-content-y ONT with an unnecessarily late Nevada caucus results thread.

Posted by: Walter Freeman

do not taunt happy fun ball, or you will get the full Yoko

Posted by: ThunderB at February 24, 2016 10:12 PM (zOTsN)

117 "Nixon was hot."


Made me the Republican I am.

Posted by: Lindsay Graham at February 24, 2016 10:12 PM (7kJuk)

118 If you ever get to Ireland, please do take the time to get a load of one of these:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheela_na_gig

Hey man, it's historical!!!

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 24, 2016 10:13 PM (1zS3A)

119 I would love to visit England some time

I already want to visit London and Cornwall

now I'll put Chester on the list too

any others?

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:13 PM (5p18q)

120 >> If you ever have a chance, pleasse do go there.

We're on our way.

Posted by: Rapefugee Local 1201, Mideast Division at February 24, 2016 10:13 PM (o+SC1)

121 Right to Rise was Jebs group right?

Posted by: ThunderB at February 24, 2016 10:13 PM (zOTsN)

122 So is Megyn currently blowing the lying traitorous amnesty loving lisping robot?

Posted by: buzzion at February 24, 2016 10:14 PM (zt+N6)

123 So, student debt and prison reform questions for Ruboto. What is this, a Dem forum?

How 'bout nailing that turd down on immigration, or kangaroo courts on college campuses?

Posted by: FUK FOX at February 24, 2016 10:14 PM (H9MG5)

124 If we put together a gaming group, it would have to be related to Humble Bundle. I won't feel burned paying a buck for a game I don't like.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 24, 2016 10:14 PM (VdICR)

125 "Sort of like an early morning thread."


The early morning thread is a fertile place with lots "take care of it yourself" thrown.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 10:14 PM (7kJuk)

126 Nomination of Sandoval for Supreme Court?

It's a trap. Has to be. These people never operate in good faith. Maybe they've got something on him. Maybe it's bait and switch to prepare the way for a leftist that they actually want, once the "refusal to consider" pledge is broken.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 24, 2016 10:14 PM (s2Ncs)

127 81 I saw someone posted that tomorrow is Johnny Cashs' birthday.

Maybe a tribute to him.
Posted by: HH at February 24, 2016 10:03 PM (DrCtv)


How about this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA

Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2016 10:14 PM (sdi6R)

128 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MATENLOCH at February 24, 2016 10:10 PM (xEJHb)


**snorts**

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2016 10:15 PM (voOPb)

129 I though MOM! was jeb's group

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 24, 2016 10:15 PM (tUJUI)

130 Colorado tabled assisted suicide today. So there's that.

If it had gone through, they probably would have sold self-snuff kits at the medical marijuana shops.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 24, 2016 10:15 PM (U6f54)

131 So is Megyn currently blowing the lying traitorous amnesty loving lisping robot?

****

Nope. She actually was much warmer to Cruz than I've ever seen her.

She looked like she wanted to shoot herself in the head when speaking with Kasich.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2016 10:15 PM (8PbKi)

132 Rubio did a really good job on the stem cell answer

kelly going after him over abortion

Posted by: ThunderB at February 24, 2016 10:15 PM (zOTsN)

133 I have been to Chester, Pennsylvania.

for certain values of 'been there'.

I'm thinking there is a West Chester Pennsylvania.

and I've been there also.

If there is a freeway, I've been there.

Posted by: Brian Lifeless at February 24, 2016 10:15 PM (EGAn0)

134 @121: "Right to Rise was Jebs group right?"

Yup, and headed by Mike Murphy, who's consulted for such luminaries as Mitt Romney, John McCain, Rick Lazio, John Engler, Tommy Thompson, Spencer Abraham, Christie Whitman, Lamar Alexander, and Arnold Schwarzenegger, according to wikipedia.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 24, 2016 10:15 PM (21hN3)

135 Evening morons, how fares the horde?

Last night cthulhu posited that Son of Crank was quite the ladies' man. Today he picked up a new girlfriend in the waiting room at the pediatrician. Mrs. Crank says he played it cool, made her come to him and acted uninterested at first.

20 months old and he already has better game than I ever did. I don't know if I'm proud or terrified and should go long on Trojan futures.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at February 24, 2016 10:15 PM (Gosad)

136 Aren't Norway the smart ones! Paying people to leave? Scandis aren't all stupid. Are they? Just kidding, I'm First Nation. Look how well immigration worked for us.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 24, 2016 10:15 PM (1DRdR)

137 So is Megyn currently blowing the lying traitorous amnesty loving lisping robot?

Posted by: buzzion at February 24, 2016 10:14 PM (zt+N6)


I always say I doubt Megan Kelly gives good head. She's had that nose job, and I don't believe she could hold her breath long enough to make it worthwhile. Besides, she just SEEMS like the type who only gives handjobs. With latex gloves on, of course.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 24, 2016 10:15 PM (TOk1P)

138 Read that earlier. I'm actually surprised Norway is showing this much awareness and forethought.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 10:07 PM (7kJuk)


Norway has always had a fair bit of forethought. They're pretty much the only country in the world that can afford Socialism, because they used their North Sea oil windfall to create a Sovereign Wealth Fund that invested in stocks around the world. Norway's Fund now owns about 1% of the global stock market, and has over a million dollars per citizen in it.

It's also structured so that greedy politicians can't raid it for vanity projects, no matter how much they claim it's an emergency. I've always thought that during the next oil boom, we ought to sell rights on all Federal lands, and use the cash influx to create such a fund for ourselves... with the intent of lowering - and eventually abolishing - taxes and running the country on the interest.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 24, 2016 10:16 PM (HalrA)

139 "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheela_na_gig "



Does that thing have teeth?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 10:16 PM (7kJuk)

140 101
Hey Lyndon...HOW long did you say you'll have 'em votin' democrat for??
Posted by: Grand Wizard at February 24, 2016 10:08 PM (aRUb
-------------
Hundred years. Maybe two hundred if you count all the dead 'uns!

Posted by: Lyndon Johnson at February 24, 2016 10:16 PM (T/5A0)

141 Megyn currently blowing the lying traitorous amnesty loving lisping robot?
----

Buzzion, so you're a Mario backer?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2016 10:16 PM (voOPb)

142 little SJW doing the hard smile

Posted by: ThunderB at February 24, 2016 10:16 PM (zOTsN)

143 Rubio is trying so hard to straddle the line on abortion.
He's kind of pathetic. Cute, but pathetic.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 24, 2016 10:16 PM (cDs+4)

144 Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:03 PM (5p18q)

Judging from the size of the stone on her ring, she's pretty spendy.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 24, 2016 10:17 PM (86RcA)

145 68
Dang. I didn't know you could do an ONT like this. I'll have to file this one away for future use.

Posted by: CDR M at February 24, 2016 10:02 PM (SCx0h)


I'm not sure you could do an ONT like this. Maet's got enough ONT cred that he could shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue and.....wait, did I confuse some things?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 24, 2016 10:17 PM (EzgxV)

146 wait, Rubio is wavering on abortion? what?

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:17 PM (5p18q)

147 Rubio is trying so hard to straddle the line on abortion.
He's kind of pathetic. Cute, but pathetic.

***

She had to ask him to clarify.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2016 10:18 PM (8PbKi)

148 Sandoval is the bait.

Hate to think of who'd be the switch. Probably will make Caitlyn Jenner look straight, though.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 24, 2016 10:18 PM (McRlu)

149 Hurt me Megyn...ask me hard questions baby.

Grill me...yeah like that. No...yeah...like that.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2016 10:18 PM (qUNWi)

150 >> I already want to visit London and Cornwall

Depends on what you want. London of course.

Bristol's got marine history and the SS Great Britain and the train from Paddington to Temple Meads runs on the Brunel GWR.

Bath has...well, a shopping district wrapped around the baths.

The Lake District stands out for me. Portsmouth's got HMS Victory and more marine history.

And then there's the time I ran five miles or so in the New Forest because...well, we were staying somewhere there, and we were driving to the auto museum, and my wife made me run back somewhere to get something. It wasn't a pleasure/exercise run, it was a 'honey I forgot something' run, and for some reason I couldn't drive it. Almost exactly twenty years ago.

Posted by: Rapefugee Local 1201, Mideast Division at February 24, 2016 10:18 PM (o+SC1)

151 I thought Rubio's position on abortion is that he is opposed to pretty much all abortion, but that he will support any bill that moves the ball down the field, as it were

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:18 PM (5p18q)

152 I thought this was a Johnny Cash cover the first time I heard it

Of course Heather fills a dress better than Cash ever could.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcWAwZca2bE

Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2016 10:18 PM (q2o38)

153 GREAT GITMO QUESTION

Posted by: ThunderB at February 24, 2016 10:18 PM (zOTsN)

154 >> Depends on what you want. London of course.

Oops, epic sock fail.

Posted by: JEM at February 24, 2016 10:19 PM (o+SC1)

155 138. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without


It helps Norway we've been protecting them for 60 years

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2016 10:19 PM (voOPb)

156 Great GITMO answer

Posted by: ThunderB at February 24, 2016 10:19 PM (zOTsN)

157 JEM well if I had the money I'd love to just spend a month in England just bumming around, visiting lots of places

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:19 PM (5p18q)

158 Johnny Cash's birthday is Friday.

My nearby music dive is the Waterloo in Louisville, CO, which has an all-Johnny-Cash theme, one of his guitars, some of his gold records, his art. When you pay your bill you get a bumper sticker that says God Bless Johnny Cash.

The house band is outstanding, and Friday night's gonna be a howl. Gasoline Lollypops from Boulder, with an amped fiddle, lead guitar, singer with guitar and multiple mics for the Tom Waits style voice sounds, an excellent drummer, and a big string bass.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 24, 2016 10:20 PM (U6f54)

159 126 Nomination of Sandoval for Supreme Court?

It's a trap. Has to be. These people never operate in good faith. Maybe they've got something on him. Maybe it's bait and switch to prepare the way for a leftist that they actually want, once the "refusal to consider" pledge is broken.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 24, 2016 10:14 PM (s2Ncs)


The man is pro-choice. It's basically a trap with an "it's a trap" sign on it.

Posted by: AD at February 24, 2016 10:20 PM (QWY55)

160 >>>So is Megyn currently blowing the lying traitorous amnesty loving lisping robot?<<<

I turned the channel. Meggie believes it's all about her. The whole production is a farce, even if Meggie is hot and deserves a hearty spanking.

Posted by: Fritz at February 24, 2016 10:20 PM (BngQR)

161 "They're pretty much the only country in the world that can afford Socialism, because they used their North Sea oil windfall to create a Sovereign Wealth Fund that invested in stocks around the world. "


Isn't North Sea oil waning, though? Is this a part of this calculation.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 10:20 PM (7kJuk)

162 I sat beside Megyn K - 8th. Booger eater. Gross!

Posted by: Megan Kiley at February 24, 2016 10:20 PM (m0JA3)

163 The smart GOP line on abortion should be FYNQ and to turn the argument over against those who support partial-birth abortion. It's a wedge issue for the GOP base that is never used against the Dems.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 24, 2016 10:20 PM (6FqZa)

164 @145: "Maet's got enough ONT cred that he could shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue and.....wait, did I confuse some things?"

Whoa, now, let's not go overboard. Maet could gun down someone in the outer boroughs, but Manhattan?! I dunno if he's huge or terrific enough to get away with that much.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 24, 2016 10:20 PM (21hN3)

165 20 months old and he already has better game than I ever did. I don't know if I'm proud or terrified and should go long on Trojan futures.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at February 24, 2016 10:15 PM (Gosad)

Awww...when my youngest was about a year old, the day care lady asked me if I'd start sending an extra sandwich in her lunch. Seems she would sit next to this cute little boy and just jabber away, bat her eyes at him...while she slowly slid his peanut butter sandwich off his plate and onto hers. Poor little guy was going home hungry.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 24, 2016 10:21 PM (cDs+4)

166 Limited Government!!!!! She isnt sure about RUBIO because of Limited Government!!

great question

Posted by: ThunderB at February 24, 2016 10:22 PM (zOTsN)

167 "The man is pro-choice. It's basically a trap with an "it's a trap" sign on it."


Well, its settled. Mitch and Ryan will pressure Grassley to take up consideration.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 10:22 PM (7kJuk)

168 >>The man is pro-choice. It's basically a trap with an "it's a trap" sign on it.

Fuck, that means the GOP will fall for it

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2016 10:22 PM (voOPb)

169 >>>...Difference is that I think Trump would do a DeLay
and grin during his mugshot, and win primaries during the process. If a
stiff can win a Senate seat from a morgue -.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo seems to be posting a lot of missouri today at February 24, 2016 10:08 PM (6FqZa)
<<<


It's not the end of the world. It's Italy!



Posted by: Ralph at February 24, 2016 10:23 PM (Zc7fg)

170 You're lucky we didn't get Long Yoko.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 24, 2016 10:23 PM (FkBIv)

171 An older lady here in the valley knew Johnny cash. She won't talk about him though. All she says is he was nice.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 24, 2016 10:23 PM (egOGm)

172 Ruck Fubio.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 24, 2016 10:23 PM (2TUVm)

173 JEM well if I had the money I'd love to just spend a month in England just bumming around, visiting lots of places
Posted by: chemjeff
---------------

Same here. All of my Ancients are buried in Yorkshire.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2016 10:23 PM (RrDm2)

174 Now is the ONT of our missing content.

Posted by: Epobirs at February 24, 2016 10:24 PM (IdCqF)

175 It helps Norway we've been protecting them for 60 years

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2016 10:19 PM (voOPb)


Oh, definitely. Europe only got the way they are because we were footing the bill for their defense. Not only that, but they've grown ungrateful and completely unaware that they still live in a dangerous world.

I was just making the point that such a fund is a remarkable piece of foresight, and that it's an idea that we should copy if we ever have a chance to have such a remarkable windfall - though not for the same purposes. The tax reductions that could come from funding the government through such an enterprise would create a massive economic boom.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 24, 2016 10:24 PM (HalrA)

176
I turned the channel. Meggie believes it's all about her. The whole production is a farce, even if Meggie is hot and deserves a hearty spanking.

Posted by: Fritz at February 24, 2016 10:20 PM (BngQR)



That was the problem with the Fox debates too. Her and the fellow two stooges saw themselves as the important ones.

Posted by: buzzion at February 24, 2016 10:24 PM (zt+N6)

177 You Fuckers Never Said Nothin' about the ONT in the previous thread.

...assholes.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 10:24 PM (OQ9R7)

178 So is Megyn currently blowing the lying traitorous amnesty loving>>>

Wait did I used to say amnesty is bad? I might be a flip Flopper now.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 24, 2016 10:24 PM (r6bSH)

179 Grate Gitmo Question!
Grate Gitmo Answer.

You guys know it's all fake, like WWF or Roller Derby, right? It's all performance art, doesn't mean nuffin.

Once elected, everything changes.

Posted by: Brian Lifeless at February 24, 2016 10:24 PM (EGAn0)

180 If a Moron wins the Powerball tonight, can you please donate to my writing efforts?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2016 10:25 PM (2yQQy)

181 You're lucky we didn't get Long Yoko.

We've had yoko.

He can't hurt us any more.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2016 10:25 PM (qUNWi)

182 168 >>The man is pro-choice. It's basically a trap with an "it's a trap" sign on it.

Fuck, that means the GOP will fall for it
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2016 10:22 PM (voOPb)[/]

No, you need milk and cookies in front of it. Republican congressmen don't fall for traps unless there is at least milk and cookies involved.

Posted by: AD at February 24, 2016 10:25 PM (QWY55)

183 Wales is lovely, and Scotland. There is a village in Ireland with the thatched roofs. Yorkshiremen are big and friendly, Yorkshire is sort of the Texas of England in attitude

Posted by: ThunderB at February 24, 2016 10:25 PM (zOTsN)

184 italic fix

Posted by: AD at February 24, 2016 10:26 PM (QWY55)

185 The end is indeed neigh- four of 'em

Posted by: MAx at February 24, 2016 10:26 PM (LAliD)

186 *apparently unnecessary italic fix

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 24, 2016 10:26 PM (21hN3)

187 I turned the channel. Meggie believes it's all about her. The whole production is a farce, even if Meggie is hot and deserves a hearty spanking.

Posted by: Fritz at February 24, 2016 10:20 PM (BngQR)



That was the problem with the Fox debates too. Her and the fellow two stooges saw themselves as the important ones.

***

I've actually enjoyed this show and think she's done well at it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 24, 2016 10:27 PM (8PbKi)

188 SO the repubes will cave ONCE AGAIN over the SCOTUS nominee. Color me fucking surprised. And people wonder why Trump is winning. We are truly fucked folks. Better be prepared. The rest of your life is going to suck.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 24, 2016 10:27 PM (CNHr1)

189 "You Fuckers Never Said Nothin' about the ONT in the previous thread. "



There was a Corgi post. How I found my way here.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 10:27 PM (7kJuk)

190 135
Evening morons, how fares the horde?



Last night cthulhu posited that Son of Crank was quite the ladies'
man. Today he picked up a new girlfriend in the waiting room at the
pediatrician. Mrs. Crank says he played it cool, made her come to him
and acted uninterested at first.



20 months old and he already has better game than I ever did. I
don't know if I'm proud or terrified and should go long on Trojan
futures.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at February 24, 2016 10:15 PM (Gosad)


Is he only 20 months??? Criminy, he looks like he's ready to charm them into "seeing his etchings" upstairs.....

Posted by: cthulhu at February 24, 2016 10:27 PM (EzgxV)

191 Hey horde

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 24, 2016 10:27 PM (R5HRU)

192 Not even a hint of Yoko??

You are slipping, Maet.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2016 10:27 PM (eRNg7)

193 Gun thread then !

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 24, 2016 10:27 PM (dULJN)

194 Here's a song I like: "Colonel Joe" by Alphaspin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcT8lKKpeXs

I don't know much about the band, but this totally rocks.

Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2016 10:28 PM (sdi6R)

195 Art of a different sort

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/cartoon-in-famous-paintings-20.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2016 10:28 PM (2yQQy)

196 119 I would love to visit England some time

I already want to visit London and Cornwall

now I'll put Chester on the list too

any others?
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:13 PM (5p18q)

Stratford-upon-Avon, if you like the bard. How are you, chemjeff?

Posted by: Moki at February 24, 2016 10:28 PM (7q2ch)

197 In my day we didn't have no fancy, schmancy ONT. We only had bathroom stalls in the park with a magic marker after curfew. And we LIKED it.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at February 24, 2016 10:28 PM (calww)

198 You Fuckers Never Said Nothin' about the ONT in the previous thread.

...assholes.
Posted by: Slapweasel
--------------------------
From last thread:



865 i bet the ont is up. goes to check
Posted by: willow at February 24, 2016 10:19 PM (L1+sh)

866 it is!
Posted by: willow at February 24, 2016 10:20 PM (L1+sh)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2016 10:28 PM (RrDm2)

199 Actually what I think would be fun would be to go on a long-ass road trip.

Drive US Highway 1 all the way from Key West to Maine

Drive US Highway 20 all the way from Oregon to Atlantic City

who wants to come with?

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:28 PM (5p18q)

200 >>Evening morons, how fares the horde?

Beat. But happy I got to catch some steelhead, today.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2016 10:28 PM (eRNg7)

201 ..."The rest of your life is going to suck.
-Posted by: Jewells45 at February 24, 2016 10:27 PM (CNHr1)

Horseshit, Woman. Life is what you make of it.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 10:28 PM (OQ9R7)

202 I think Ben Carson is such a nice man.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 24, 2016 10:28 PM (egOGm)

203 Folks, I dunno if I can support a Trump nomination. Am I insane for thinking this?

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 24, 2016 10:29 PM (R5HRU)

204 Has Megyn asked Rubio if he is a Jet or a Shark?

Posted by: eman at February 24, 2016 10:29 PM (MQEz6)

205 177 You Fuckers Never Said Nothin' about the ONT in the previous thread.

...assholes.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 10:24 PM (OQ9R7)


Comment 768 in the previous thread.

Posted by: buzzion at February 24, 2016 10:29 PM (zt+N6)

206 On the Moron trip that ChemJeff proposes in the EM50, don't let him cook.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2016 10:29 PM (2yQQy)

207 Moki, I am hanging in there :/

this is the busy time of year for me and I am struggling to keep my shit together, to be honest

how are you and your daughter doing?

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:29 PM (5p18q)

208 Politico has a nice write-up on what an Obamacare-loving, abortion-hawking POS Sandoval is.

politi.co/1WH3naq

No doubt, he was elected with the blood and sweat of Tea Party faithful.

Posted by: Valiant- Hot Air Suicide Watcher at February 24, 2016 10:29 PM (2bqlb)

209 I was lucky enough to live in England when I was a kid and consider myself a bit of an Anglophile. If going to England, and if you have time, York is pretty much a must see due to the cathedral and the Roman history. Chester cathedral is also beautiful. My last trip to England, we visited the Cotswolds and the SW coast. St Ives has one of the most beautiful beaches I've ever seen and seeing palm trees in England is surprising.

Of course, as much as I love England, my favorite country in all of my travels is still Scotland. Edinburgh, the highlands, and the west coast near Oban are my favorites.

Posted by: Obamaisacommunist at February 24, 2016 10:29 PM (AnkaJ)

210 "We've had yoko.

He can't hurt us any more."


Don't taunt Happy Fun Maet.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 10:29 PM (7kJuk)

211 Gun thread then !

For some reason I'm reading every comment like it was spoken by a Samurai.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2016 10:29 PM (qUNWi)

212 Not even a hint of Yoko??

Posted by: garrett

I gave the Kurds and Iranians "Hint of Yoko" one year, didn't go over well.

Posted by: Zombie Saddam Hussein at February 24, 2016 10:29 PM (zmW4B)

213 >>>I used to visit there a lot when I was in school in Shropshire.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 24, 2016 10:10 PM (6FqZa)

***

Worked in the UK for a couple of years after university. Company car and weekends free. Draw a line from Chester to Lincoln. I likely drove every road south of it.

OK, OK, exaggeration. Not much, though. Magical time.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 24, 2016 10:29 PM (1zS3A)

214 Dr. Carson with Megyn now.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2016 10:29 PM (J2PCZ)

215 Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2016 10:14 PM (sdi6R)

Thank you. That was perfect, and I'd never heard it before.

Posted by: HH at February 24, 2016 10:29 PM (DrCtv)

216 I already want to visit London and Cornwall>>>

You can visit the Michigan UP and get Cornish Pastys.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 24, 2016 10:30 PM (r6bSH)

217 >>Drive US Highway 20 all the way from Oregon to Atlantic City


Take US 12 and I will teach you how to cook a steak before you leave Montana.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2016 10:30 PM (eRNg7)

218 -Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2016 10:28 PM (RrDm2)

It isn't that hard to make me look bad, Sir. Just because I hadn't hit "refresh" is no reason to...

...just Shut up, Man.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 10:30 PM (OQ9R7)

219 >>>You Fuckers Never Said Nothin' about the ONT in the previous thread.
...assholes.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016
____
Where were you last night? Hmm?
I tried to prevent this

Posted by: L, Elle at February 24, 2016 10:31 PM (2x3L+)

220 Chemjeff,
My dream vacation was going to the pyramids in Egypt. There's no way I'm going there now.
My second dream trip is a safari type trip in Africa.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 24, 2016 10:31 PM (egOGm)

221 Do not take a long trip on a two lane road. You won't live through it.

Posted by: Brian Lifeless at February 24, 2016 10:31 PM (EGAn0)

222 Maet leaves no content.
Demon Yoko passed us by.
All's right with the world.

Posted by: Yo-ku at February 24, 2016 10:31 PM (H9MG5)

223 So who went to see The Maltese Falcon at the cinema tonight?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2016 10:31 PM (2yQQy)

224 You can visit the Michigan UP and get Cornish Pastys.


Posted by: Willy J. at February 24, 2016 10:30 PM (r6bSH)

well sure, but my family name comes from Cornwall
evidently, my family's lore says that my ancestors were Cornish coal miners who emigrated during the gold rush, and struck gold

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:31 PM (5p18q)

225 >> when I was in school in Shropshire.


The Shropshire Slasher!

Posted by: Daffy Duck at February 24, 2016 10:31 PM (eRNg7)

226 dunno if I can support a Trump nomination. Am I insane for thinking this?
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 24, 2016 10:29 PM (R5HRU)

You're not insane. Hard to pull the lever for a big fat mouth democrat

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2016 10:31 PM (voOPb)

227 "Folks, I dunno if I can support a Trump nomination. Am I insane for thinking this?"


We can do worse. A lot.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 10:31 PM (7kJuk)

228 220
Chemjeff,

My dream vacation was going to the pyramids in Egypt. There's no way I'm going there now.

My second dream trip is a safari type trip in Africa.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 24, 2016 10:31 PM (egOGm)

you can think of the pyramids trip as a type of safari
(is that wrong?)

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:32 PM (5p18q)

229 "Comment 768 in the previous thread."
-Posted by: buzzion at February 24, 2016 10:29 PM (zt+N6)

DIE IN A F...

...My bad. Forget it.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 10:32 PM (OQ9R7)

230 Fuck Sandoval for SCOTUS, he should be a VP candidate. Which is why Obama's floating his name for SCOTUS, knowing he will be shot down and his VP stock will plummet.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 24, 2016 10:32 PM (0LHZx)

231 We can do worse. A lot.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 10:31 PM (7kJuk)


We already have. Repeatedly.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 24, 2016 10:32 PM (HalrA)

232 Carson is getting the is Obama black question. He answered very nicely.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 24, 2016 10:32 PM (egOGm)

233 Maet leaves no content.
Demon Yoko passed us by.
All's right with the world.


See what I mean. Samurai.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2016 10:33 PM (qUNWi)

234 >>Do not take a long trip on a two lane road.


Nonsense. Just bring cash for the local speed traps.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2016 10:33 PM (eRNg7)

235 Posted by: ThunderB at February 24, 2016 10:08 PM (zOTsN)

TY for your prayers. Marty and his family are some of the nicest souls I know.

His Mom losing her youngest child has to be hearbreaking. Cammie has just a few days left, may they be peaceful.

Posted by: Farmer at February 24, 2016 10:33 PM (o/90i)

236 Slapweasel.. that's fine and dandy. I'm 61.. looking at Medicare and BC/BS as my supplement and we already pay over $500 a month for health care for me and hubby. I'm lucky I got this surgery when I did. Ten years from now they would have told me to go home and take pain pills til I die. Fuck it man.. I'm out. Seething rage.. gotta go. I'm sick of it all.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 24, 2016 10:33 PM (CNHr1)

237 If the choice is between Hillary! and Donald's hairpiece...

Vote for the hairpiece.

Because we are in the Edwin Edwards/David Duke election cycle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2016 10:33 PM (2yQQy)

238 I almost jumped out of my chair. There was a loud beeping noise which turned out to be my phone. Somehow I have alerts on it and I'm told there is no a flash flood warning in my area. I don't recall signing up for this alert system.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2016 10:33 PM (w4NZ8)

239 Adare Manor Limerick


the coolest

Posted by: ThunderB at February 24, 2016 10:33 PM (zOTsN)

240 Take US 12 and I will teach you how to cook a steak before you leave Montana.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2016 10:30 PM (eRNg7)

that is a tall order

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:33 PM (5p18q)

241 US 12 goes thru Wis Dells

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2016 10:33 PM (voOPb)

242 "My dream vacation was going to the pyramids in Egypt. There's no way I'm going there now. "



Jealous. So jealous.

Yeah, now way I'm going there now.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 10:33 PM (7kJuk)

243 I would love to visit England some time

I already want to visit London and Cornwall

now I'll put Chester on the list too

any others?
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:13 PM (5p18q)


--The Lake District is beautiful, especially if you want to hike. You can also take buses around for longer humps.

Canterbury is beautiful and historic (it still has the city walls), and just a hour train ride from Victoria Station. Another short ride away is Salisbury and Stonehenge. Both Canterbury and Salisbury also have famous cathedrals.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2016 10:33 PM (K+k8M)

244 We already have. Repeatedly.

Oohh..we aready HAVA... Rrrreapetery!!

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2016 10:34 PM (qUNWi)

245 Silver lining: Sandovall is 1000X better than Holder or Lynch. Could have been worse, much, much worse.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 24, 2016 10:34 PM (0LHZx)

246 Folks, I dunno if I can support a Trump nomination. Am I insane for thinking this?

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 24, 2016 10:29 PM (R5HRU)


It's your choice. You don't have to justify your vote to anyone. As things are now, I'm voting for him. For me, he's the only way the GOP will get any vote from me.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 24, 2016 10:34 PM (zc3Db)

247 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2016 10:31 PM (voOPb)

For me it's more than that. I feel he's tapped into a really angry side of Republicans - namely white guys, and I don't mean that in a denigrating way - that I dunno if I wanna see.

Which makes me furious with the Republicans for not taking the base seriously and the Dems for pimping out black folks - and well every Dem voter that's not a racist - since LBJ.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 10:31 PM (7kJuk)

I agree from a policy stand point I guess. Social stand point? It's all fucked up the same but differently.

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 24, 2016 10:35 PM (R5HRU)

248 Have a good night off, Maet.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 24, 2016 10:35 PM (NPofj)

249 Monsieur Moo Moo at February 24, 2016 10:32 PM (0LHZx)

I expect trump to name someone to the left of Sandoval as his vp pick

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2016 10:35 PM (voOPb)

250 US 12, fishing country

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 24, 2016 10:35 PM (dULJN)

251 >>US 12 goes thru Wis Dells


12 is a nice drive. So is 66.
I have done a lot of 20, but not all of it.
Of course, when you have a 65 VW Bus, the Interstate is not really a safe option.


Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2016 10:36 PM (eRNg7)

252 Chemjeff,
Killing two birds with one stone sort of deal that would be. I wonder if the guides will have open top trucks so we can take pictures of the native wildlife. Maybe catch a sexual assault on camera.
That is a joke.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 24, 2016 10:36 PM (egOGm)

253 Question about the VA for Dr. Carson.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2016 10:36 PM (K+k8M)

254 Thornbury Castle is the oldest, Elizabethan era. Some of the rooms have those windows like stone slits to shoot arrows out of

Posted by: ThunderB at February 24, 2016 10:36 PM (zOTsN)

255 Man come on, don't not go to Egypt because of terrorist fears. Anything can happen to anyone in any part of the world. Don't live in fear. I know it's a cliche, but they win when you do that.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 24, 2016 10:36 PM (0LHZx)

256 So in Montana will ChemJeff with his RV start a rabbit ranch?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2016 10:36 PM (2yQQy)

257 well sure, but my family name comes from Cornwall>>>

My grandmother and grandfather on moms side were both straight off the boat from England. I kinda want to visit known cousins there. But also worry that it will be a let down.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 24, 2016 10:36 PM (r6bSH)

258 230
Fuck Sandoval for SCOTUS, he should be a VP candidate. Which is why
Obama's floating his name for SCOTUS, knowing he will be shot down and
his VP stock will plummet.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 24, 2016 10:32 PM (0LHZx)

don't worry, we are going to get VP Oprah instead

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:36 PM (5p18q)

259 I expect trump to name someone to the left of Sandoval as his vp pick

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2016 10:35 PM (voOPb)


Trump/Sanders 2016

A Left-Right punch to both establishments...

Posted by: The forlorne Hat at February 24, 2016 10:36 PM (vBeA5)

260 Did I get accidentally banned?

Posted by: L, Elle at February 24, 2016 10:36 PM (2x3L+)

261 well sure, but my family name comes from Cornwall
evidently, my family's lore says that my ancestors were Cornish coal miners who emigrated during the gold rush, and struck gold
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:31 PM (5p18q)



The Cornish are aggregating and organizing cocksuckers.

Posted by: Al Swearingen at February 24, 2016 10:37 PM (K+k8M)

262 >>US 12, fishing country


Yeah, you can't make good time on 12 if you bring your rod and reel.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2016 10:37 PM (eRNg7)

263 Salisbury also have famous cathedrals.
Posted by: logprof


How's the steak there?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 24, 2016 10:37 PM (Qy3YA)

264 Did I get accidentally banned?

Posted by: L, Elle at February 24, 2016 10:36 PM (2x3L+)


*whistles nonchalantly*

Posted by: Twitter at February 24, 2016 10:37 PM (vBeA5)

265 Trump is gonna pick Jeb ! For VP so he can abuse him some more, like Taggart in Blazing Saddles

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 24, 2016 10:37 PM (dULJN)

266
Posted by: The forlorne Hat at February 24, 2016 10:36 PM (vBeA5)

Hahah if only. Sanders only fulfills the Dems goals.

Just much much quicker, and with a shit ton more honesty.

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 24, 2016 10:37 PM (R5HRU)

267 "Silver lining: Sandovall is 1000X better than Holder or Lynch. "




Not happening. It's a faint.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 10:37 PM (7kJuk)

268 256 So in Montana will ChemJeff with his RV start a rabbit ranch?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2016 10:36 PM (2yQQy)
***
Parabellum to the cerbellum... hated that story.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 24, 2016 10:37 PM (/33sy)

269 A Left-Right nut punch to both establishments...

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2016 10:38 PM (2yQQy)

270 207-aw, I'm sorry. Lots of exams for her this week-she's had genetics and organic 2 just today. Plus she's doing dNA extractions for a research project on deep sea microbials, and is testing for a promotion.

I have to remind myself that she is doing really, really well, especially when she gets grumpy and sharp because she is tired and busy. I'm a lucky mom.

We survived the Virginia Tornado of 2016 (patent pending) with a blown over chair. It was much worse near Richmond, with a lot of devastation, and some deaths, so I shouldn't be glib. We were fortunate.

Oh, and if you go to England, stay at the Grosvenor in London. It's right by Hyde Park, and convenient to the tube and buses. And excellent breakfast! It's our favorite hotel there-we've stayed there quite a bit.

Posted by: Moki at February 24, 2016 10:38 PM (7q2ch)

271 Ricardo,
I haven't been to the pyramids. That was a bucket list trip.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 24, 2016 10:38 PM (egOGm)

272 Did I get accidentally banned?

No.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2016 10:38 PM (qUNWi)

273 My apologies Jewells45. My ignorance has betrayed me, once-again.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 10:38 PM (OQ9R7)

274 Posted by: Al Swearingen at February 24, 2016 10:37 PM (K+k8M)

wtf?

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:39 PM (5p18q)

275 Wisconsin puts me to sleep. All those identical dairy farms one after the other after the other after the other after the other after the other. . .

Posted by: Brian Lifeless at February 24, 2016 10:39 PM (EGAn0)

276 "For VP so he can abuse him some more, like Taggart in Blazing Saddles"



See: Snatch.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 10:39 PM (7kJuk)

277 Moki, thank you for the recommendation

I do think I want to visit within the next year or two, before it becomes practically impossible to go

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:39 PM (5p18q)

278 " Did I get accidentally banned?"
-Posted by: L, Elle at February 24, 2016 10:36 PM (2x3L+)

Yup. You didn't say "goodnight" correctly.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 10:39 PM (OQ9R7)

279 209
I was lucky enough to live in England when I was a kid and consider
myself a bit of an Anglophile. If going to England, and if you have
time, York is pretty much a must see due to the cathedral and the Roman
history. Chester cathedral is also beautiful. My last trip to England,
we visited the Cotswolds and the SW coast. St Ives has one of the most
beautiful beaches I've ever seen and seeing palm trees in England is
surprising.



Of course, as much as I love England, my favorite country in all of
my travels is still Scotland. Edinburgh, the highlands, and the west
coast near Oban are my favorites.

Posted by: Obamaisacommunist at February 24, 2016 10:29 PM (AnkaJ)


One of the big surprises when we visited Scotland is how compact it is. We stayed in Edinburgh, which is on the water on the east side of the country; we drove to Glasgow, which is on the water on the west side of the country -- it's about 50 miles, or roughly the same distance from San Jose to San Francisco.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 24, 2016 10:39 PM (EzgxV)

280 269 A Left-Right nut punch to both establishments...
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2016 10:38 PM (2yQQy)

Seems to me the dem est is getting what they want.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2016 10:40 PM (voOPb)

281 Moki and I am glad you and your daughter are doing so well

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:40 PM (5p18q)

282 See: Snatch.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill

Where?!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 24, 2016 10:40 PM (zmW4B)

283 No matter who the next SCOTUS justice is, he/she will be worse than Scalia. The court will move to the left whether it's Obama picking someone or Trump or Rubio or Cruz. Someone like Scalia is never going to be confirmed again. So given this reality, Sandoval is about as good as we're going to get.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 24, 2016 10:40 PM (0LHZx)

284 I've had a rough week.

Not going to get much sleep tonight. So, if anyone is around all night...so will I.

Posted by: TickledPink at February 24, 2016 10:40 PM (F5hTl)

285 L,Elle?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2016 10:40 PM (vb33c)

286 >>>...assholes.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 10:24 PM (OQ9R7)

Not capitalized!

Posted by: concrete girl at February 24, 2016 10:40 PM (0KgAM)

287 119 I would love to visit England some time

I already want to visit London and Cornwall

now I'll put Chester on the list too

any others?
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:13 PM (5p18q)

I was stationed in England in the early '80s. RAF Lakenheath. The area around there is lovely. Bury St. Edmunds, Newmarket, Ely, even Cambridge, all really pretty and just full of history. The house I lived in had been used as a toll house 400 years ago. To us, that's just amazingly old, but over there? Not so much. The house still had shrapnel embedded in the front walls from WWII.
I'd love to go back and really take the time to look around. I didn't appreciate what I was seeing back then.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 24, 2016 10:40 PM (cDs+4)

288 The Pyramids are the most amazing things ever.

Once in a lifetime. I would go for it.

But I'm a guy.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2016 10:40 PM (qUNWi)

289 274 Posted by: Al Swearingen at February 24, 2016 10:37 PM (K+k8M)

wtf?
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:39 PM (5p18q)


--Great, another Moron who hasn't watched Deadwood.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2016 10:41 PM (zb1d1)

290 "wtf?"


"Deadwood" reference.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 10:41 PM (7kJuk)

291 One of the big surprises when we visited Scotland is
how compact it is. We stayed in Edinburgh, which is on the water on the
east side of the country; we drove to Glasgow, which is on the water on
the west side of the country -- it's about 50 miles, or roughly the same
distance from San Jose to San Francisco.


Posted by: cthulhu at February 24, 2016 10:39 PM (EzgxV)

easier to bunch all of the sheep together that way

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:41 PM (5p18q)

292 Wisconsin puts me to sleep. All those identical dairy farms one after
the other after the other after the other after the other after the
other. . .
>>>

Go in the winter it's way prettier.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 24, 2016 10:41 PM (r6bSH)

293 Okay, whew. Escaped Maetenloch and his BIG ban-hammer
Goodnight you guys

Posted by: L, Elle at February 24, 2016 10:41 PM (2x3L+)

294 >>Man come on, don't not go to Egypt because of terrorist fears. Anything can happen to anyone in any part of the world. Don't live in fear.


When I was scheduled to go to Egypt and work in the valley of the Kings I was asked to get a new Passport w/out a religious designation, because mine listed my religion (Jewish). The University was advised by the State Department that anyone that could be identified as a Jew would likely put the entire Archaeology Team at risk.
That was 1995.
I wouldn't go near Egypt these days.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2016 10:41 PM (eRNg7)

295 wtf?

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:39 PM (5p18q)


Swearingen is a nasty character from the show Deadwood who speaks like that. Just like that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 24, 2016 10:41 PM (zc3Db)

296 My dream vacation was going to the pyramids in Egypt. There's no way I'm going there now.

----------

I went in the Mubarak days, in 2003. I never felt unsafe even though we had a plainclothes cop toting an Uzi along for the entire trip. This was a few years after the tourist massacre at the Valley of the Kings so security was a really big deal.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2016 10:41 PM (sl+zA)

297 And those 50 miles only took 1/6th time it would in Cali right Cthulhu?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2016 10:42 PM (2yQQy)

298 >>>any others?

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:13 PM (5p18q)

***

You have to see London. Three days, minimum.

Salisbury. Winchester. Stonehenge. Avebury. Bath.

Aberystwyth. Anglesey. Chester.

Leeds Castle. Dover.

Durham Cathedral.

Hadrian's wall.

Arundel.

***

That's a good start. Go examine a map and plan a trip.

The thing about the UK is they've been manufacturing enough history locally for the last 2,000 years to keep anyone involved for a lifetime. I was lucky to have two years there, uninterrupted.

I should set up a guided tour company. I swear, I should.

Anyway, good luck.

BTW, Arundel is best approaced on the coast road, from the east. You crest a hill, and there, *BAM*, castle and cathedral on the hill, village below. Perfect middle ages.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 24, 2016 10:42 PM (1zS3A)

299 @291: "easier to bunch all of the sheep together that way"

And a most convenient way to explain why drunk Scots occasionally stumble into them.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 24, 2016 10:42 PM (21hN3)

300 Deadwood is a TV show?

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:42 PM (5p18q)

301 "Not capitalized!"
-Posted by: concrete girl at February 24, 2016 10:40 PM (0KgAM)

It doesn't need to be; Grammatically, nor colloquially.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 10:43 PM (OQ9R7)

302 For no other reason than I found this conversation to be the most fascinating interview I've ever seen.

http://tinyurl.com/narp4vh

It's over an hour but worth the watch.

Milo rules.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 24, 2016 10:43 PM (EmUe0)

303 "I haven't been to the pyramids. That was a bucket list trip."




Oh. Well then we're in the same boat.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 10:43 PM (7kJuk)

304 Oh yeah, as long as we are at it I would like every republican candidate to pledge to begin minting $1000 bills the first day he is in office.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2016 10:43 PM (vb33c)

305 Luxor attack in Egypt was done by the Muslim Brotherhood to kill tourism and help topple Mubarak.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2016 10:43 PM (2yQQy)

306 G'Night, L'Elle!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 10:43 PM (OQ9R7)

307 US 12 out of Montana is the Lolo Pass road and is the track taken by the Lewis and Clark expedition.

I rode it by motorcycle a couple summers ago. When you top out in the pass and are at the Idaho state line, a sign says caution there are constant curves for the next 112 miles.

The road twists along and begins high up on a brook bank, the water far below. As you descend you get closer to the water, and the small stream gets larger, then turning into the Lochsa, then the Clearwater.

Turning takes concentration on a bike, and you go where you look, so since there is so much scenery, it feels a little spooky after a few miles of twisties. Fortunately there are a lot of historical markers that describe the party's journey, and I stopped at every one.

The expedition consisted of a bunch of meat eaters, and they damn near starved going down. It was wet and very snowy. They could have caught and eaten fish, but they did not.

When US 12 get to the Snake river, it runs alongside it a ways, before rising up into the most gorgeous rolling hill wheat country I ever say, heading toward Walla Walla.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 24, 2016 10:43 PM (U6f54)

308 okay got it

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:43 PM (5p18q)

309 Holy shiite, that was a loud thunderclap.

Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2016 10:43 PM (sdi6R)

310 When I was scheduled to go to Egypt and work in the valley of the Kings I was asked to get a new Passport w/out a religious designation, because mine listed my religion (Jewish). The University was advised by the State Department that anyone that could be identified as a Jew would likely put the entire Archaeology Team at risk.
That was 1995.
I wouldn't go near Egypt these days.
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2016 10:41 PM (eRNg7)

_____

What? Religion is listed on your passport? I'm missing something here.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 24, 2016 10:44 PM (0LHZx)

311 "Deadwood" reference.

I'm clueless, and don't feel like googling it.

Sorry.

Posted by: Blano at February 24, 2016 10:44 PM (heN73)

312 230 Fuck Sandoval for SCOTUS, he should be a VP candidate. Which is why Obama's floating his name for SCOTUS, knowing he will be shot down and his VP stock will plummet.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 24, 2016 10:32 PM (0LHZx)


I don't know about VP. But this is why you say from the get-go that no nomination will go anywhere, to minimize coverage and avoid a protracted fight to the extent possible.

We'll see if they hold out (I'm actually optimistic), but it was absolutely the right move.

Posted by: AD at February 24, 2016 10:44 PM (QWY55)

313 g'night, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 24, 2016 10:44 PM (tUJUI)

314 You see what kind of abuses can occur without proper government blogging oversight? You are being denied your right to fresh daily ONTs!

Proof that the private sector cannot be entrusted with unregulated blogging.

Posted by: FCC at February 24, 2016 10:44 PM (IDHFk)

315 "Deadwood is a TV show?"


Was, about 10 years ago. Now making a movie.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 10:44 PM (7kJuk)

316 >>>Deadwood is a TV show?


Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:42 PM (5p18q)<<<

A documentary about the life of Bob Dole.

Posted by: Bob Dole at February 24, 2016 10:44 PM (H9MG5)

317 okay so US 12 through Montana then

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:45 PM (5p18q)

318 Goodnight L,Elle.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 24, 2016 10:45 PM (egOGm)

319 Thunderbolt and Lightfoot Bunny rancher.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwsSSrKnKO4

Posted by: Willy J. at February 24, 2016 10:45 PM (r6bSH)

320 >>>I went in the Mubarak days, in 2003. I never felt unsafe even though we had a plainclothes cop toting an Uzi along for the entire trip. This was a few years after the tourist massacre at the Valley of the Kings so security was a really big deal.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2016 10:41 PM (sl+zA)

***

I used to work with a guy who did contracts in Egypt. He had a t-shirt which he claimed said (in Arabic): "Don't shoot me, I work here."

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 24, 2016 10:45 PM (1zS3A)

321 When I was scheduled to go to Egypt and work in the valley of the Kings I was asked to get a new Passport w/out a religious designation, because mine listed my religion (Jewish). The University was advised by the State Department that anyone that could be identified as a Jew would likely put the entire Archaeology Team at risk.
That was 1995.
I wouldn't go near Egypt these days.
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2016 10:41 PM (eRNg7)



Whoa, whoa, whoa, take a step back. Archaeology team? There's a story there.

Posted by: AD at February 24, 2016 10:45 PM (QWY55)

322 dunno if I can support a Trump nomination. Am I insane for thinking this?
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 24, 2016 10:29 PM (R5HRU)

Nah. Not insane. I'll vote for Trump if and when I absolutely HAVE to - because I AM going to vote, and I'm NOT going to vote for that vile woman or the confused nursing home escapee. But not one second before.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 24, 2016 10:45 PM (cDs+4)

323 305 Luxor attack in Egypt was done by the Muslim Brotherhood to kill tourism and

---------

Yep. America's "Partners in Peace."

*spit*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2016 10:45 PM (sl+zA)

324 Deadwood's "San Francisco cocksucka!!!" scene:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rGU2xwSsFs

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2016 10:46 PM (zb1d1)

325 My dream vacation was going to the pyramids in Egypt. There's no way I'm going there now.

Go in one of those things and you might wind up in Otherworld.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 24, 2016 10:47 PM (FkBIv)

326 Caligirl

If it's any consolation, the pyramids at Giza are so touristy they are unpleasant. But you could still go to Luxor, where the digs are ongoing and far more supervised. Plus, there are more of the temples and palaces remaining. Cairo is so sprawling and filled with traffic that it can be claustrophobic.

For a "safe" safari, the Giraffe Manor, outside of Nairobi looks amazing. It's one of my dream trips. The hotel is built so that the rooms are eye level with the giraffes-you open a window, and they stick their heads in. And lick your hand, and steal your food, apparently. I so want to go!

Posted by: Moki at February 24, 2016 10:47 PM (7q2ch)

327 My couch wins in a Trump vs. Whatever election.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 10:47 PM (OQ9R7)

328 so how much do we pay the ag? do we have to take up a collection and buy loretta lynch a second suit so she can quit wearing the same suit everywhere she goes?



Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2016 10:47 PM (vb33c)

329 Proper goodnight. Pay attention. This is how you do it:

Thank you. Goodnight to you too. Sweet dreams.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 24, 2016 10:48 PM (2x3L+)

330 Goodnight L.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2016 10:48 PM (qUNWi)

331 291
One of the big surprises when we visited Scotland is

how compact it is. We stayed in Edinburgh, which is on the water on the

east side of the country; we drove to Glasgow, which is on the water on

the west side of the country -- it's about 50 miles, or roughly the same

distance from San Jose to San Francisco.




Posted by: cthulhu at February 24, 2016 10:39 PM (EzgxV)
easier to bunch all of the sheep together that way


Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:41 PM (5p18q)
291
One of the big surprises when we visited Scotland is

how compact it is. We stayed in Edinburgh, which is on the water on the

east side of the country; we drove to Glasgow, which is on the water on

the west side of the country -- it's about 50 miles, or roughly the same

distance from San Jose to San Francisco.




Posted by: cthulhu at February 24, 2016 10:39 PM (EzgxV)
easier to bunch all of the sheep together that way


Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:41 PM (5p18q)


For our own weird reasons we took the train up from London, then rented a car in Edinburgh. We didn't see all that many sheep in Scotland, but easily met our quota for the trip because of the metric fucktons we saw from the train.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 24, 2016 10:48 PM (EzgxV)

332 Good night L,Elle, sweet dreams, think of happy puppehs

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:48 PM (5p18q)

333 I have two nieces (10 and 14) dancing in the World Irish Dancing Championships in Glasgow at the end of March. After the competition is over, I'm going to look up the "Braveheart" sites.

And eat impractical things, like haggis.

And drink. Drink.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 24, 2016 10:49 PM (1zS3A)

334 My couch wins in a Trump vs. Whatever election.>>>

Couch Fucker?



too easy.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 24, 2016 10:49 PM (r6bSH)

335 The problem with Scotland is, it's full of Scots.

Posted by: Edward I at February 24, 2016 10:49 PM (sl+zA)

336 >>> Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:48 PM (5p18q)
-----
Yes. That's it. Perfect goodnight.
:-)
Same same chemjeff

Posted by: L, Elle at February 24, 2016 10:50 PM (2x3L+)

337 "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rGU2xwSsFs"


Beautiful.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 10:50 PM (7kJuk)

338 283 No matter who the next SCOTUS justice is, he/she will be worse than Scalia. The court will move to the left whether it's Obama picking someone or Trump or Rubio or Cruz. Someone like Scalia is never going to be confirmed again. So given this reality, Sandoval is about as good as we're going to get.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 24, 2016 10:40 PM (0LHZx)


Agree with the first part, disagree on the second. There are plenty of serious legal scholars and judges on the right we could pick who would be better than Sandoval or any governor.

We're not going to have another Scalia anytime soon (they aren't made anymore), but we can do better than this.

Posted by: AD at February 24, 2016 10:50 PM (QWY55)

339 For our own weird reasons we took the train up from London, then rented a car in Edinburgh. We didn't see all that many sheep in Scotland, but easily met our quota for the trip because of the metric fucktons we saw from the train.

Posted by: cthulh


that is exactly what we did. And its a long train ride

Posted by: ThunderB at February 24, 2016 10:50 PM (zOTsN)

340 I'm afraid to go to Egypt now. so the African Safari trip is now the top of my bucket list.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 24, 2016 10:50 PM (egOGm)

341 GOPe/Mario's path to victory:

Trump wins the nomination. GOPe makes Trump take Mario as running mate ala Poppy Bush for Reagan. Trump/Mario win the White House. GOPe colludes with the Democrats to Impeach and oust Trump. Voila! President Mario.

Oh, and Profit!

Posted by: davidt at February 24, 2016 10:50 PM (8aOqE)

342 we should dissassemble the pyramids, see if there is anything else in there and put em back together.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2016 10:51 PM (vb33c)

343 I think Sandoval would make an excellent VP choice. He's Hispanic obviously. But he's "real" Hispanic, i.e. not Cuban. Which matters if you want to get voters in Nevada and Colorado from Hispanics. And he's a very popular governor of a swing state who won twice with huge margins. Relatively young, good looking guy. And then 8 years from now....runs for POTUS, first Hispanic prezzie. History bitches!!

If he ins't on Trump's list, I'd be very surprised.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 24, 2016 10:51 PM (0LHZx)

344 chemjeff, Deadwood was on HBO last decade. In context, the Cornish gold miners working for Hearst were threatening to unionize and both Hearst and Swearingen (both based to varying degrees on the actual historical figures) referred to them as "aggregating and organizing cocksuckers."

Cocksucker was every other word on that show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4D3UdxM3OU

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2016 10:51 PM (zb1d1)

345 The problem with Scotland is, it's full of Scots.

Same could be said of Ireland.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2016 10:51 PM (qUNWi)

346 "Thank you. Goodnight to you too. Sweet dreams."




Night, L'. Tuckered out?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 10:51 PM (7kJuk)

347 No matter who the next SCOTUS justice is, he/she
will be worse than Scalia. The court will move to the left whether it's
Obama picking someone or Trump or Rubio or Cruz. Someone like Scalia is
never going to be confirmed again. So given this reality, Sandoval is
about as good as we're going to get.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 24, 2016 10:40 PM (0LHZx)

If Cruz is elected, that will not be true. Even if we have to demand the total end to the filibuster for judicial confirmations, Cruz will get conservatives through. I recommend Ken Cuccinelli.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 24, 2016 10:51 PM (NPofj)

348 Damn, I sure do like Dr. Carson. A lot.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 24, 2016 10:52 PM (cDs+4)

349 Carson has been good so far.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2016 10:52 PM (zb1d1)

350 logprof, oh I didn't know that. thanks for the info

all I know is that my ancestors evidently emigrated from Cornwall to Colorado to mine gold

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:53 PM (5p18q)

351 Goodnight all, prayers for your family, Farmer, and you too Jewells.

Maet, thanks for all the work you do for us. You're the best!!

Posted by: Moki at February 24, 2016 10:53 PM (7q2ch)

352 So
reviewing last nights content filled ONT there is an interesting article about slang, as in secret talk.

Over on The Gateway Pundit is a video about a guy what tried to sucker punch another guy. As the video plays out, you get the chance to listen to one of those secret dialects spoken by one of the indigenous tribes involved in the altercation. It is also a good example of small unit tactics.

Useful examples of the burning times.

Posted by: Brian Lifeless at February 24, 2016 10:53 PM (EGAn0)

353 If he ins't on Trump's list, I'd be very surprised.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 24, 2016 10:51 PM (0LHZx)

I am sure Sandoval is on Trump's VP list, right behind Hillary and Oprah

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:53 PM (5p18q)

354
The problem with Scotland is, it's full of Scots.Posted by: Edward I at February 24, 2016 10:49 PM (sl+zA) And ginger women. That is not a problem.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 24, 2016 10:54 PM (fC9RO)

355 297
And those 50 miles only took 1/6th time it would in Cali right Cthulhu?


Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2016 10:42 PM (2yQQy)


California has fast roads and slow ones, and many that change status throughout the day. There are roads that average 80 mph for 20 hours per day -- and average 5 mph for three hours per day.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 24, 2016 10:54 PM (EzgxV)

356 good night Moki have a great evening

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:54 PM (5p18q)

357 >>> Night, L'. Tuckered out?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February
-----
No, I'm just almost heart broken.
I'm fine. Don't worry.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 24, 2016 10:54 PM (2x3L+)

358 Posted by: Moki at February 24, 2016 10:47 PM (7q2ch)
Thank you, I am going to look at that.
That sounds wonderful. I would still love to go to Egypt, but I'd want to feel safe.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 24, 2016 10:54 PM (egOGm)

359 I got your content right here!

Posted by: Bill and his seal at February 24, 2016 10:54 PM (sDW6R)

360 23 "I demand a free one month extension of my platinum membership!"


Somebody will get right on that. I'm sure of it.

#twoweeks

Posted by: bill-o at February 24, 2016 10:55 PM (AWwDY)

361 afraid to go to Egypt now. so the African Safari trip is now the top of my bucket list.
-----
Wise move CaliGirl. The problem with the rest of Africa it is getting dangerous for USA citizens

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2016 10:55 PM (voOPb)

362 Carson just articulated a lucid explanation re socialism.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2016 10:55 PM (RrDm2)

363 "If Cruz is elected, that will not be true. "


Not looking so good right now, red. Just getting the Judiciary to halt consideration is a "thing."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 10:55 PM (7kJuk)

364 I am sure Sandoval is on Trump's VP list, right behind Hillary and Oprah
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:53 PM (5p18q)

_____

You've become more and more unhinged about Trump. It's interesting to watch you unravel on a nightly basis.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 24, 2016 10:55 PM (0LHZx)

365 Dr. Carson said the one thing he could guarantee is that he has no scandals. I believe him.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2016 10:55 PM (zb1d1)

366 Annnnnd, it is snowing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2016 10:55 PM (RrDm2)

367 The problem with Scotland is, it's full of Scots.Posted by: Edward I at February 24, 2016 10:49 PM (sl+zA) And ginger women. That is not a problem.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 24, 2016 10:54 PM (fC9RO)

HEY!

Posted by: redbanzai -- current Scots-Irish lass, former ginger at February 24, 2016 10:56 PM (NPofj)

368 341 GOPe/Mario's path to victory:

Trump wins the nomination. GOPe makes Trump take Mario as running mate ala Poppy Bush for Reagan. Trump/Mario win the White House. GOPe colludes with the Democrats to Impeach and oust Trump. Voila! President Mario.

Oh, and Profit!
Posted by: davidt at February 24, 2016 10:50 PM (8aOqE)


I think impeachment would be the least of Trump's worries in that scenario. I'd advise him to hire a food taster.

Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2016 10:56 PM (sdi6R)

369 I'm taking the night off. If you're looking for content, check out last night's ONT.

Posted by Maetenloch at 09:47 PM Comments


That's okay, we don't need Ace or Maet to have fun. Do we guys? We can create our own content.


So how about the weather?

Posted by: StrawMan at February 24, 2016 10:56 PM (lidp8)

370 "No, I'm just almost heart broken.
I'm fine. Don't worry."


Oh, stop it. They ain't made a man good enough for you yet.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 10:57 PM (7kJuk)

371 So how about the weather?
Posted by: StrawMan at February 24, 2016 10:56 PM (lidp


Better than that local sports team.

Posted by: AD at February 24, 2016 10:57 PM (QWY55)

372 366 Annnnnd, it is snowing.

Sorry to hear that Mr. Hammer
Actually that sucks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2016 10:58 PM (voOPb)

373 That's okay, we don't need Ace or Maet to have fun. Do we guys? We can create our own content.


So how about the weather?

----------

No. How about PUNS about the weather?

Carry on.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2016 10:58 PM (sl+zA)

374 "Annnnnd, it is snowing."



You've had the strangest winter. We've had shit-all. It's rarely even dipped below freezing here and you bastards are getting plastered.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 10:59 PM (7kJuk)

375
That's okay, we don't need Ace or Maet to have fun. Do we guys? We can create our own content.


So how about the weather?
Posted by: StrawMan at February 24, 2016 10:56 PM (lidp


I thought the content was to prevent the old AoS fight club from forming up again.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2016 10:59 PM (vb33c)

376 Glenn Reynolds or Eugene Volokh would make for great Supreme Court Justices no?

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at February 24, 2016 10:59 PM (r6ujM)

377 I think impeachment would be the least of Trump's worries in that scenario. I'd advise him to hire a food taster.
Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2016 10:56 PM (sdi6R)

stay out of the shower when rubio is in the locker room too.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2016 11:00 PM (vb33c)

378 we stayed at Cringletie just outside Edinbourough in the countryside. It stayed light until 11:00 pm at night and the kids were lunatic. In our bedroom they kept a crystal carafe of very fine whiskey and two glasses so you could tipple every night

Posted by: ThunderB at February 24, 2016 11:00 PM (zOTsN)

379 No. How about PUNS about the weather?

Carry on.


I'm not going to fall for this. And neither should anyone else.

I'm warning you.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2016 11:00 PM (qUNWi)

380 We don't want content.....we want a chance to spend 30 days in a hotel room with a Russian porn actress

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at February 24, 2016 11:00 PM (/HC6x)

381 That's okay, we don't need Ace or Maet to have fun. Do we guys? We can create our own content.


So how about the weather?
Posted by: StrawMan at February 24, 2016 10:56 PM (lidp


I thought the content was to prevent the old AoS fight club from forming up again.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2016 10:59 PM (vb33c

You are not supposed to ever mention fight club.
First rule and all that.

Posted by: StrawMan at February 24, 2016 11:00 PM (lidp8)

382 G'Night, Moki.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 11:01 PM (OQ9R7)

383 I think Carson did very well. Certainly better than Kasich.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2016 11:01 PM (Lgsb+)

384 >>>Oh, stop it. They ain't made a man good enough for you yet.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 10:57 PM
----
Yeah, well the one I want to be with just told me that he thinks he is Bi and has been with men before and has switched to 3somes with women.

Just what I didn't need to know

Posted by: L, Elle at February 24, 2016 11:01 PM (2x3L+)

385 Is there a debate tonight?

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 24, 2016 11:01 PM (0LHZx)

386 You've become more and more unhinged about Trump. It's interesting to watch you unravel on a nightly basis.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 24, 2016 10:55 PM (0LHZx)

Trump: Hillary is "smart, tough and a very nice person."
http://tinyurl.com/gsovuz2
Trump: "I think Oprah would be great. I'd love to have Oprah" [as VP]

http://tinyurl.com/z79ulyv

you were saying?

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 11:02 PM (5p18q)

387 Is there a debate tonight?
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 24, 2016 11:01 PM (0LHZx)


Yes, coke or pepsi?

Posted by: StrawMan at February 24, 2016 11:02 PM (lidp8)

388 Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2016 11:00 PM (qUNW

I won't spring into that.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2016 11:02 PM (voOPb)

389 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 24, 2016 11:02 PM (YJmuy)

390 Glenn Reynolds or Eugene Volokh would make for great Supreme Court Justices no?

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston


Reynolds has too big of an anti-establishment streak in him. They'd never nominate him, but he would fit neatly in Scalia's place.

I think Volokh beats off to the words stare decisis; he can' get enough of it like a squish. He'd turn out like Kennedy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 24, 2016 11:03 PM (Qy3YA)

391 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2016 10:55 PM (RrDm2)
Which state are you in?

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 24, 2016 11:03 PM (egOGm)

392 "Yeah, well the one I want to be with just told me that he thinks he is Bi and has been with men before and has switched to 3somes with women.
Just what I didn't need to know.
"
-Posted by: L, Elle at February 24, 2016 11:01 PM (2x3L+)

I know someone just like you. She dumped me.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 11:03 PM (OQ9R7)

393 @387. Ski. I now wait to see if any other morons have been to Clinton County, Illinois.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at February 24, 2016 11:04 PM (/HC6x)

394 Rule #1

A woman should never fall in love with a man with cockbreath.


Rule #2

See rule #1.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2016 11:04 PM (qUNWi)

395 "Yeah, well the one I want to be with just told me that he thinks he is Bi and has been with men before and has switched to 3somes with women.
Just what I didn't need to know."
-Posted by: L, Elle at February 24, 2016 11:01 PM (2x3L+)



nope, there are no bi-men.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2016 11:04 PM (vb33c)

396 "No weather puns," he said as he stormed off.

Posted by: Brian Lifeless at February 24, 2016 11:04 PM (EGAn0)

397 Posted by: L, Elle at February 24, 2016 11:01 PM (2x3L+)
I'm so sorry L,Elle. Just what every lady wishes to hear.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 24, 2016 11:04 PM (egOGm)

398 "Yeah, well the one I want to be with...."


Oh, I read the thread below. I have no easy solution for you and I shouldn't. Going to be with your thoughts is a good thing.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 11:05 PM (7kJuk)

399 nope, there are no bi-men.

Are we going to dig up Andrew Dice Clay on the subject?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 24, 2016 11:05 PM (YJmuy)

400 so no one else is down for taking the pyramids apart with me?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2016 11:05 PM (vb33c)

401 nope, there are no bi-men.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2016 11:04 PM (vb33c)

___

Correct. Either you like to suck dicks or you don't. There is no in between.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 24, 2016 11:05 PM (0LHZx)

402 Yes, coke or pepsi?

Pretty heated slip-on vs. soldered vs. compression fitting discussion in the bottom thread.

Not really ...

Posted by: Irony at February 24, 2016 11:05 PM (qmMG2)

403 A day off? How dare he not provide free entertainment and content which we then all ignore!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 24, 2016 11:05 PM (39g3+)

404 I know some folks around here are enjoying Jessica Jones on NetFlix.

Here's a bit of history on her, and her friend Trish Walker.

Jessica was created in 2001. She was originally supposed to be Jessica Drew, better known as Spider-Woman. Long-time Wolverine readers are sure to note the resemblance, since Drew was working as a private eye in Madripoor in Wolvie's early issues.

Trish Walker originally appeared in 1944, as Patsy Walker, a knock-off of Betty from the Archie comics. Her "Veronica" was Hedy Wolfe. This is why Trish is a "former child star" and has some pretty creepy fans. The character was revived in 1976 as the costumed heroine Hellcat, and that's why in Jessica Jones she's so obsessed with learning how to fight and defend herself.

In the new continuity they're creating with these NetFlix shows, Jessica was adopted by the Walker family, so she and Trish are actually sisters.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at February 24, 2016 11:06 PM (0OG8D)

405 ..."I think Volokh beats off to the words stare decisis; he can't get enough of it like a squish. He'd turn out like Kennedy."
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 24, 2016 11:03 PM (Qy3YA)

If I ever see you, I'm going to buy you a drink and then fight you.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 11:06 PM (OQ9R7)

406 I think Volokh beats off to the words stare decisis; he can' get enough of it like a squish. He'd turn out like Kennedy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 24, 2016 11:03 PM (Qy3YA)

OK... I did NOT need to have that image put in my head (I agree with you that Volokh is way to invested in SCOTUS decisions being treated as if they were handed down by God himself).

Posted by: redbanzai at February 24, 2016 11:06 PM (NPofj)

407 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2016 10:55 PM (RrDm2)
Which state are you in?
Posted by: CaliGirl
--------------

Western NC.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2016 11:06 PM (RrDm2)

408 "No weather puns," he said as he stormed off.
Posted by: Brian Lifeless at February 24, 2016 11:04 PM (EGAn0)

Ha, weather puns! I hope it doesn't RAIN here..
Everyone likes a SUNny day.

Ha, ha, this is fun!

Posted by: StrawMan at February 24, 2016 11:06 PM (lidp8)

409 Weather's been 15 degrees above normal for the past 2 weeks and looks like it will continue for the next 10 days. Winter's over I guess.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 24, 2016 11:07 PM (0LHZx)

410 @387. Royal crown cola

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2016 11:07 PM (voOPb)

411
Weather Forecast

Fair today, followed by grossly unfair tomorrow.

Posted by: Ziggy at February 24, 2016 11:07 PM (RrDm2)

412 "I know someone just like you. She dumped me."


Are you sure that's why she dumped you?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 11:07 PM (7kJuk)

413 Pretty heated slip-on vs. soldered vs. compression fitting discussion in the bottom thread.>>>

What about us?

Posted by: Flared Fittings at February 24, 2016 11:07 PM (r6bSH)

414 We're gonna make our own content. With hookers and blackjack. And we're gonna skip the content.

/Bender

Glenn Reynolds for SCOTUS. Dear god that would be amazing. Minorities, puppies hardest hit.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 24, 2016 11:07 PM (VdICR)

415 Apropos to the sorta-kinda theme of the evening,
The Man in Black

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFRpa81MUAY

If you're paying attention there's a picture of a fellow in a string tie at 2:57 that looks strangely familiar

Posted by: random lurker at February 24, 2016 11:08 PM (+tRIN)

416 It's been quite a few years since dfw hasn't received at least one snow/sleet storm in February or March. El Nino living up to the hype this year. I will say I do miss the local media going ape shit when the frozen stuff starts falling.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 24, 2016 11:08 PM (AJeMv)

417 Bi is just a pit stop on the way to permanent residence in Gaytown

Posted by: ThunderB at February 24, 2016 11:08 PM (zOTsN)

418 >>> I know someone just like you. She dumped me.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 11:03 PM (OQ9R7
-----
There is so much I could say to reply to that comment.
Instead, I won't say anything more.
Except, to ask you do you think that was the best thing that she walked away?

Posted by: L, Elle at February 24, 2016 11:08 PM (2x3L+)

419 Winter's over I guess.

Are you taunting happy fun winter?

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2016 11:08 PM (qUNWi)

420 410 @387. Royal crown cola
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2016 11:07 PM (voOPb)

And moonpies?

Posted by: StrawMan at February 24, 2016 11:08 PM (lidp8)

421 Posted by: StrawMan at February 24, 2016 11:06 PM (lidp

Thats not punny.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2016 11:08 PM (9mbND)

422 Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 24, 2016 11:07 PM (0LHZx)
It was 80 at my house. I wish it would rain. It feels like summer.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 24, 2016 11:09 PM (egOGm)

423 Oh, another thing I forgot to mention about Jessica Jones... Killgrave is an old Daredevil supervillain called The Purple Man.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at February 24, 2016 11:09 PM (0OG8D)

424 374
You've had the strangest winter. We've had shit-all. It's rarely even dipped below freezing here and you bastards are getting plastered.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 10:59 PM (7kJuk)


We had that one massive two-foot snowstorm about a month ago, and not much else. Today it was in the 60s and raining.

Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2016 11:09 PM (sdi6R)

425 I live in central Texas and with super Tuesday fast approaching, I think it's interesting that I have only seen commercials for Rubio and Clinton. Back at the beginning of the campaign I used to see a bunch from Jeb (money well spent, idiot). None from the others yet.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 24, 2016 11:10 PM (KlVdw)

426 "Are you sure that's why she dumped you?"
-Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 11:07 PM (7kJuk)

She dumped me because strippers loved me. I cannot say before God that that last sentence is entirely true, but it had everything to do with it.

...eat your heart out, Brother!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 11:10 PM (OQ9R7)

427 Dear Penthouse forum,

I never thought it would happen to me, but there was this one time on the internet where Rule 35 was invoked, and I didn't know what it meant.

Can you help me out?

Posted by: Brian Lifeless at February 24, 2016 11:10 PM (EGAn0)

428 401 nope, there are no bi-men.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2016 11:04 PM (vb33c)

___

Correct. Either you like to suck dicks or you don't. There is no in between.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 24, 2016 11:05 PM (0LHZx)

Moo sounds like an expert on the in between feature. Just cuz you sucked one doesn't make you a cocksucker

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2016 11:10 PM (voOPb)

429 Flared Fittings at February 24, 2016 11:07 PM (r6bSH)

Bunch of plumbers taking cracks at each other. It was ugly.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2016 11:10 PM (9mbND)

430 "'No weather puns,' he said as he stormed off."

You can't be cirrus about this.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 24, 2016 11:10 PM (noWW6)

431 Winter's over I guess.
---------------

That's what they said in '93.

Storm of the Century, March 13th.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2016 11:10 PM (RrDm2)

432 "Are you taunting happy fun winter?"


One might think so, and then.........March will walk in and kick our asses.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 11:10 PM (7kJuk)

433 .."Except, to ask you do you think that was the best thing that she walked away?"
-Posted by: L, Elle at February 24, 2016 11:08 PM (2x3L+)

Yes.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 11:11 PM (OQ9R7)

434 who wants to come with?

Posted by: chemjeff

I always thought that would be super fun!

Posted by: Sugar Plum Fairy # 176-671 at February 24, 2016 11:11 PM (hnCis)

435 414
Glenn Reynolds for SCOTUS. Dear god that would be amazing. Minorities, puppies hardest hit.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 24, 2016 11:07 PM (VdICR)


Yes, I agree. I would dearly love to see that.

Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2016 11:11 PM (sdi6R)

436 Yay, so he is gay-gay.
Great.

I know what to do

Posted by: L, Elle at February 24, 2016 11:11 PM (2x3L+)

437 I am ashamed to have forgotten it, but a place in the UK any American might want to visit is the American Cemetery in Cambridge.

East Anglia is one of those places where the Brits still remember the WWII Americans fondly.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 24, 2016 11:11 PM (1zS3A)

438 Mike hammer,
Cool, you have seasons. I love how green everything is back east.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 24, 2016 11:12 PM (egOGm)

439 Dear Penthouse forum,

I never thought it would happen to me, but there was this one time on the internet where Rule 35 was invoked, and I didn't know what it meant.

Can you help me out?
Posted by: Brian Lifeless at February 24, 2016 11:10 PM (EGAn0)

Dear Horny in Hoboken,
What we really want to know is what is rule 1 thru 34.

Posted by: StrawMan at February 24, 2016 11:12 PM (lidp8)

440 me because strippers loved me. I cannot say before God that that last sentence is entirely true, but it had everything to do with it.


Strippers wth teeth? Or toothless modelsCadillacs? Or Chevies?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2016 11:12 PM (voOPb)

441 Yes Ma'am.

--Dude is gay.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 11:12 PM (OQ9R7)

442 Bunch of plumbers taking cracks at each other. It was ugly.

You owe me part of a beer.

Posted by: Irony at February 24, 2016 11:13 PM (qmMG2)

443
The few "bi" guys that I've known personally (your whore mouths, shut them) were all basically narcissists. One was a coworker who had a flaming personality, and would constantly make references to sucking cock. Nice enough dude... just very weird. Had a daughter from a previous marriage and a girlfriend that lived with him.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 24, 2016 11:14 PM (fC9RO)

444 Do I have to be debananafied to comment here? Cause bananas make me think of monkeys, and I hate monkeys. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Badda Bing at February 24, 2016 11:15 PM (gxIP7)

445 Sucking cock doesn't make you gay! Don't make me get mad.

First, I will blow you, dammit.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at February 24, 2016 11:15 PM (dvuhZ)

446 "She dumped me because strippers loved me. I cannot say before God that that last sentence is entirely true, but it had everything to do with it. "


I don't recall the "last sentence" but what are you gonna do? Men can be put in precarious situations of none of their own doing. We are victims too.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 11:15 PM (7kJuk)

447 I know what to do
Posted by: L, Elle at February 24, 2016 11:11 PM (2x3L+)
Suppress the knowledge while desperately believing that you can change him?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 24, 2016 11:15 PM (fC9RO)

448 Glenn Reynolds for SCOTUS. Dear god that would be amazing. Minorities, puppies hardest hit.

Posted by: BourbonChicken
****

Thomas Sowell for SCOTUS?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Inc. at February 24, 2016 11:15 PM (hVdx9)

449 I love how green everything is back east.
Posted by: CaliGirl
----------------

Some neighbors moved here from Colorado. They've told me that they feel claustrophobic because of all of the trees.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2016 11:15 PM (RrDm2)

450 what did he say in Tropic Thunder? "Its Hollywood, ever body gay once in a while!"

Posted by: ThunderB at February 24, 2016 11:16 PM (zOTsN)

451 Does Cruz have it in him? To punch DJ in the mouth? Anyone ever seen him mad?

Posted by: FuriousFeline at February 24, 2016 11:16 PM (n6Thj)

452 "Strippers wth teeth? Or toothless modelsCadillacs? Or Chevies?"
-Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2016 11:12 PM (voOPb)

I get your gist through your misapplication of the English language.

I'm not going to brag, however.

There is a joke about "The Guy Who Thinks He Can Go Home With The Stripper".

If you own a tanning salon, it doesn't have to be a joke.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 11:16 PM (OQ9R7)

453
Simple Simon met a bi-man,
Going to the fair;
Says Simple Simon to the bi-man,
Let me taste your ware.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 24, 2016 11:16 PM (FkBIv)

454 OK ... I was much more comfortable in the last thread - giving willow advice about how to replace a shut-off valve.

This whole "my experiences with guys that both pitch and catch" discussion ... not so much.

Anybody want to hear a dirty joke ?

Posted by: Irony at February 24, 2016 11:17 PM (qmMG2)

455 "I know what to do "



Wut?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 11:17 PM (7kJuk)

456 The Great Blizzard of 1888 was from March 11-14, according to Wikipedia.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Blizzard_of_1888

As for me, I keep my snow shovel and salt handy in the laundry room until the first week of April, because I remember a big storm around then back in the 90s. Only afterwards do I put them away in the garage for the summer.

Posted by: rickl at February 24, 2016 11:17 PM (sdi6R)

457 The strippers always loved me too. Till the ATM limit hit.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 24, 2016 11:17 PM (r6bSH)

458 Okay, your stuck on a deserted island and you have to have sex with one. Chewbacca (not Michelle) or Sasquatch?

Posted by: StrawMan at February 24, 2016 11:17 PM (lidp8)

459 well, sucking cock makes you gay if you are a guy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2016 11:18 PM (vb33c)

460 Great, someone is trying to precipitate weather puns.

Let's rain them in, please.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2016 11:18 PM (Lgsb+)

461 @499 tell em to move before the entire state kicks rgeircsoortvassscout

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2016 11:18 PM (voOPb)

462 I thought that all strippers actually preferred other women

Posted by: ThunderB at February 24, 2016 11:18 PM (zOTsN)

463 oh Strawman, have a heart

Posted by: random lurker at February 24, 2016 11:18 PM (+tRIN)

464 Thomas Sowell for SCOTUS?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Inc.


Alas, too old.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 24, 2016 11:19 PM (FkBIv)

465 Bad puns, plumbers crack and cock sucking. Thus began the contentless ONT.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2016 11:19 PM (9mbND)

466 Anybody want to hear a dirty joke ?

Posted by: Irony at February 24, 2016 11:17 PM (qmMG2)


I do.

Posted by: Barney Frank at February 24, 2016 11:19 PM (aRUb8)

467 "Does Cruz have it in him? To punch DJ in the mouth? Anyone ever seen him mad?"


I don't think so. He had a path, but, squandered.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 11:19 PM (7kJuk)

468 I'd love another bad ass storm in March. April and even May skiing is fun.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 24, 2016 11:19 PM (0LHZx)

469 Okay, your stuck on a deserted island and you have to have sex with one. Chewbacca (not Michelle) or Sasquatch?
Posted by: StrawMan at February 24, 2016 11:17 PM (lidp


I would just have to watch them fuck each other I guess. maybe if that didn't do anything I would have to give em both waxes and hope one was a girl.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2016 11:19 PM (vb33c)

470 So, ummm...yeah.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2016 11:19 PM (0mRoj)

471 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2016 11:15 PM (RrDm2)
I like the trees. Let's hope the neighbors don't move to NYC. That is claustrophobic.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 24, 2016 11:20 PM (egOGm)

472 >>> Suppress the knowledge while desperately believing that you can change him?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 24, 2016 11:15 PM
------
Thanks for the advice that I can't follow. I can't do that.
He is just wonderful in every way and he is my best friend.
I don't understand what he is doing with me and telling me this stuff to begin with.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 24, 2016 11:20 PM (2x3L+)

473 Good luck with the ONT moron

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2016 11:20 PM (voOPb)

474 434
who wants to come with?



Posted by: chemjeff



I always thought that would be super fun!

Posted by: Sugar Plum Fairy # 176-671 at February 24, 2016 11:11 PM (hnCis)

thanks! I do always think that would be fun.

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 11:20 PM (5p18q)

475 Strippers aren't all-that stable. It sounds like a good deal, but eventually they steal your credit cards.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 11:20 PM (OQ9R7)

476 I don't think so. He had a path, but, squandered.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 11:19 PM (7kJuk)

You do understand this is not over, don't you?

Posted by: redbanzai at February 24, 2016 11:20 PM (NPofj)

477 "Anybody want to hear a dirty joke ?"


If you have to ask that question.............?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 11:21 PM (7kJuk)

478 Well ... here you go Barney ...

... what does Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson have in common ?

One man liked to Walk on the Moon ...










... AND THE OTHER ONE LIKED TO DIDDLE LITTLE BOYS !!!

Thank you, thank you - I'll be here all week.

Posted by: Irony at February 24, 2016 11:21 PM (qmMG2)

479 I went through the Eisenhower Tunnel late one June. (I want to say July) and they were still skiing on the slope above the tunnel

Posted by: Brian Lifeless at February 24, 2016 11:21 PM (EGAn0)

480 I'd love another bad ass storm in March. April and even May skiing is fun.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 24, 2016 11:19 PM (0LHZx)

Did the storm have a crack in it too? Get it...ass...crack.

It's going to be a loooong night.

Posted by: StrawMan at February 24, 2016 11:21 PM (lidp8)

481 well if Cruz needs an alternate plan he could drop out or go in as Donald's VP and Donald could appoint him to the court after the election. senate would hate that almost as much as appointing biden or hillary.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2016 11:21 PM (vb33c)

482 There is a joke about "The Guy Who Thinks He Can Go Home With The Stripper".

If you own a tanning salon, it doesn't have to be a joke.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T)
---------------------
Especially if you play soccer!

Posted by: chi at February 24, 2016 11:21 PM (hnKhL)

483 Thanks for the advice that I can't follow. I can't do that.
He is just wonderful in every way and he is my best friend.
I don't understand what he is doing with me and telling me this stuff to begin with.

Posted by: L, Elle

does he know how you feel. If so he is just enjoying the attention. Which makes him a bit of a cad

Posted by: ThunderB at February 24, 2016 11:21 PM (zOTsN)

484 >>US 12 out of Montana is the Lolo Pass road and is the track taken by the Lewis and Clark expedition.

I rode it by motorcycle a couple summers ago.


Drove it both ways, today.

It's almost a fucking mobius loop.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2016 11:22 PM (eRNg7)

485 Awwww. Mario is running ads telling everyone how he's a disciple of Reagan and the only one who can beat Hillary. He's special. Like counting toothpicks special.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2016 11:22 PM (9mbND)

486 Dear Horny in Hoboken,
What we really want to know is what is rule 1 thru 34.


Posted by: StrawMan
****

I know what Rule 34. All the others? Not a f'ing clue.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at February 24, 2016 11:22 PM (hVdx9)

487 >>>Anybody want to hear a dirty joke ?

Posted by: Irony at February 24, 2016 11:17 PM (qmMG2)

***

How does an Alabama mother know her daughter has her period?

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 24, 2016 11:22 PM (1zS3A)

488 478 Well ... here you go Barney ...

... what does Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson have in common ?

One man liked to Walk on the Moon ...










... AND THE OTHER ONE LIKED TO DIDDLE LITTLE BOYS !!!

Thank you, thank you - I'll be here all week.
Posted by: Irony at February 24, 2016 11:21 PM (qmMG2)

*clubs Irony with a veal shank*

Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2016 11:23 PM (0mRoj)

489 Posted by: ThunderB at February 24, 2016 11:18 PM (zOTsN)
I thought all strippers were students working their way through school.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 24, 2016 11:23 PM (egOGm)

490 Cruz will not take a V.P. role.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 11:23 PM (OQ9R7)

491 I can tell some chemistry jokes if you want

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 11:23 PM (5p18q)

492 or he suspects you have feelings for him and is confiding in you to let you know it wouldnt work

Posted by: ThunderB at February 24, 2016 11:23 PM (zOTsN)

493 Glenn Reynolds: "Before we begin the confirmation hearing, I would like to say that any tricky posturing from the fine congressmen here today, will be reflected on from time to time over the next six years. Seriously Gollum can't hold such a tenacious grudge as I can. Also, I get more hits-per-day than you have constituents. Heh, indeed."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 24, 2016 11:23 PM (VdICR)

494 #462: No, most female strippers love the dick and they get it all the time.

Now, a lot of them do read men's porno mags like Penthouse and Hustler, but that's more for professional research than anything else.

That's not to say they're not interested in the occasional Sapphic tryst or anything, but their livelihood ultimately depends on them being as attractive as possible to men.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at February 24, 2016 11:23 PM (0OG8D)

495 I'd love another bad ass storm in March.
-----------------

Oh? In '93 there were people here moving their dead out onto the porch, because there was no way to remove them. People were burning their furniture for heat. For communications at the hospital, each doctor was assigned an amateur radio operator who shadowed them wherever they went.

Skiing? Really?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2016 11:23 PM (RrDm2)

496 Thanks for the advice that I can't follow. I can't do that.
He is just wonderful in every way and he is my best friend.
I don't understand what he is doing with me and telling me this stuff to begin with. Posted by: L, Elle at February 24, 2016 11:20 PM (2x3L+)
I was being a smartass. Sorry. Hopefully he's telling you this so that you'll realize that it's not a good match and be able to move on. You're a good catch and I'm sure you'll find someone.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 24, 2016 11:24 PM (fC9RO)

497


... AND THE OTHER ONE LIKED TO DIDDLE LITTLE BOYS !!!



Thank you, thank you - I'll be here all week.

Posted by: Irony at February 24, 2016 11:21 PM (qmMG2)


*Rimshot*
How do you tell the different between a gay guy and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take out the meat.HiYOOO!

Posted by: Barney Frank at February 24, 2016 11:24 PM (aRUb8)

498 491 I can tell some chemistry jokes if you want

--------------

So if you're not part of the solution, what are you?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2016 11:24 PM (sl+zA)

499 I don't understand what he is doing with me and telling me this stuff to begin with.

He is taking the risk of being real with you.

You probably have a dozen options between "get out of my life" and "I'm with you whatever the circumstances".

Give yourself and the relationship a little time to breathe.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 24, 2016 11:24 PM (1xUj/)

500 485 Awwww. Mario is running ads telling everyone how he's a disciple of Reagan and the only one who can beat Hillary. He's special. Like counting toothpicks special.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2016 11:22 PM (9mbND)


--I saw a Rubio ad today claiming, varbatim, "He took on the Republican establishment, and won." I didn't know whether to laugh or hurl.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2016 11:25 PM (zb1d1)

501 "You do understand this is not over, don't you?"



Show me a series of states where Cruz runs rough-shod over Trump and Rubio. Cruz was only up 5% in Texas in January. Texas. South Carolina was a romp.

How Cruz comes anywhere near nomination status in entertaining to me.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 11:25 PM (7kJuk)

502 OK ... just one more ...

... How do you know it's bedtime at the Jackson House ?










When the Big Hand is on the Little Hand.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Posted by: Irony at February 24, 2016 11:25 PM (qmMG2)

503 Sam, why DO you keep all those naked muscle man magazines in your office?

Suspects. Always looking for suspects.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at February 24, 2016 11:25 PM (hVdx9)

504 How about chemistry trivia. Why isn't Tungsten T on the periodic table?

Posted by: Willy J. at February 24, 2016 11:25 PM (r6bSH)

505 Cruz will not take a V.P. role.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 11:23 PM (OQ9R7)


Cruz is my first choice but he would do well in a TrumpCruz duo. he would be Trumps Cheney. He could explain why how you do things constitutionally matters.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2016 11:26 PM (vb33c)

506 "Especially if you play soccer!"
-Posted by: chi at February 24, 2016 11:21 PM (hnKhL)

When I show-up, it will be painful. After that, I'll make a festive taco-bar!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 11:26 PM (OQ9R7)

507 "I can tell some chemistry jokes if you want"


No, please don't.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 11:26 PM (7kJuk)

508 L'elle..... yeah, just don't go down the "rescue him" route, there.

Doesn't matter if it's drugs, sex, crime, or whatever.

You can't "rescue" someone who is doing exactly what they want to be doing to begin with.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 24, 2016 11:26 PM (McRlu)

509 Posted by: L, Elle at February 24, 2016 11:20 PM (2x3L+)
Major red flag L,Elle. I know this isn't what you want to hear. If he tells you he is bi, or was bi. Major red flag.
What does your gut tell you?

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 24, 2016 11:26 PM (egOGm)

510 Oh? In '93 there were people here moving their dead out onto the porch, because there was no way to remove them. People were burning their furniture for heat. For communications at the hospital, each doctor was assigned an amateur radio operator who shadowed them wherever they went.

Skiing? Really?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2016 11:23 PM (RrDm2)

_______

W
T
F
?

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 24, 2016 11:26 PM (0LHZx)

511 >>>So if you're not part of the solution, what are you?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2016 11:24 PM (sl+zA)

***

Heat?

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 24, 2016 11:27 PM (1zS3A)

512 >>> does he know how you feel. If so he is just enjoying the attention. Which makes him a bit of a cad
Posted by: ThunderB at February 24, 2016 11:21 PM
------
Yes, I tell him everything. Then he decided he should tell me everything. And this is what I got.

I haven't told him how repulsed I am that he has been with men. I don't want to hurt him. He has done so much for me selflessly. He cares about me. I don't want to hurt him

Posted by: L, Elle at February 24, 2016 11:27 PM (2x3L+)

513 Okay, your stuck on a deserted island and you have to have sex with one. Chewbacca (not Michelle) or Sasquatch?

Hand job from Chewy. Sasquatch smells like death according to reliable reports.

I'd rather have sex with Flo from Progressive if I had to.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2016 11:27 PM (qUNWi)

514 >> Archaeology team? There's a story there.


In a previous life I was pursuing a Masters in Egyptology. I did a ton of research for a couple of digs. One in the VoK and one in the Wabbis outside/near Amarna.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2016 11:27 PM (eRNg7)

515 I thought that all strippers actually preferred other women

Posted by: ThunderB
****

Only about half are that way per my personal experiences.
All of them think men are idiots for giving them money to see them topless or naked.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at February 24, 2016 11:28 PM (hVdx9)

516 511 >>>So if you're not part of the solution, what are you?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2016 11:24 PM (sl+zA)

***

Heat?
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 24, 2016 11:27 PM (1zS3A)

I refuse to precipitate in this.

Posted by: StrawMan at February 24, 2016 11:28 PM (lidp8)

517 Bernie, delusional fool that he is, had an excellent chance early in the debates to get rid of Hillary once and for all or ar least cause some serious damage by pressing the email issue. Instead he played nice thinking Dems are nice people and said he was sick of hearing about her emails and has never brought it up as far as I know. And now Hillary is returning the favor by using every trick in the Clinton play book to finish him off as Sanders looks on helplessly. That is what he gets for believing the lefts own propaganda about what wonderful people they are.

Bernie is not just a fool. He is a damned fool.

Posted by: Ripley at February 24, 2016 11:28 PM (0vsws)

518 504 How about chemistry trivia. Why isn't Tungsten T on the periodic table?
Posted by: Willy J. at February 24, 2016 11:25 PM (r6bSH)


--It was discovered by a German???

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2016 11:28 PM (Lgsb+)

519 -Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2016 11:26 PM (vb33c)

He's said time-and-time again that he'd rather go back to the Senate. And I believe him. He'd be a better McConnell Ass-Biter than a V.P.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 11:28 PM (OQ9R7)

520 I don't understand what he is doing with me and telling me this stuff to begin with.

He is taking the risk of being real with you.

You probably have a dozen options between "get out of my life" and "I'm with you whatever the circumstances".

Give yourself and the relationship a little time to breathe.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 24, 2016 11:24 PM (1xUj/)


yeah that's some shockingly bad advice.

either he wants you to be good with his preferences or he is tyring to move on. either way you are better off moving on, unless you are fine with your boyfriend/husband being gay.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2016 11:28 PM (vb33c)

521 I hope Maet didn't take the night off because he ate too much Indian food.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at February 24, 2016 11:29 PM (P8951)

522 >>>How about chemistry trivia. Why isn't Tungsten T on the periodic table?

Posted by: Willy J. at February 24, 2016 11:25 PM (r6bSH)

***

IIRC, it was originally Wolfram. Can't remember why.

Wikipedia beckons.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 24, 2016 11:29 PM (1zS3A)

523 Friend of mine went home with a stripper. I saw it happen with my own eyes. And my god was she smoking hot. It was real dick move on his part since he was practically engaged at the time. But still, gotta give the man props.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 24, 2016 11:29 PM (0LHZx)

524 Yes, I tell him everything. Then he decided he should tell me everything. And this is what I got.

I'm gonna' take a wild guess here ... really just a stab in the dark ... that you really don't date the "blue collar trades guy" or the "typical man's man" type.

I got that right ?

Posted by: Irony at February 24, 2016 11:29 PM (qmMG2)

525 513 Okay, your stuck on a deserted island and you have to have sex with one. Chewbacca (not Michelle) or Sasquatch?

Hand job from Chewy. Sasquatch smells like death according to reliable reports.

I'd rather have sex with Flo from Progressive if I had to.
Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2016 11:27 PM (qUNWi)

Sex with Flo? Look it was a honest question. There is no reason to get gross.

Posted by: StrawMan at February 24, 2016 11:29 PM (lidp8)

526 Alright. Chuckles were had, plumbing advice was given, mental images were blocked and we settled who started the Tea Party. Sounds like a good night and a fine place to put the bookmark.

Night y'all. Don't take any wood nickels. And whatever you do, don't believe Trump when he says, 'just the tip'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2016 11:29 PM (9mbND)

527 I can tell some chemistry jokes if you want

Please do.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2016 11:30 PM (qUNWi)

528 Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2016 11:26 PM (vb33c)

He's said time-and-time again that he'd rather go back to the Senate. And I believe him. He'd be a better McConnell Ass-Biter than a V.P.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 11:28 PM (OQ9R7)

my only point is that he would be valuable in the VP role and everyone would be better for having him in the role.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2016 11:30 PM (vb33c)

529 Glenn Reynolds for SCOTUS. Dear god that would be amazing. Minorities, puppies hardest hit.

Posted by: BourbonChicken
****

Thomas Sowell for SCOTUS?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Inc. at February 24, 2016 11:15 PM (hVdx9)


Two suggestions:

1st: Arizona Supreme Court Justice Clint Bolick

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clint_Bolick

He was was on the Golwater Institute and co-founded the Institute for Justice.

2nd: Janice Rogers Brown

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janice_Rogers_Brown

She's currently on the DC circuit of appeals. That she was filibustered for years shows she ain't no squish. Formerly she was on the California Supreme Court -- she was appointed by former Gov. Pete Wilson and snuck through confirmation and vetting... one of the few times a Republican appointee was actually far more to the right than people thought.

Both would be worthy.

Posted by: The Judicial Hat at February 24, 2016 11:30 PM (vBeA5)

530 --It was discovered by a German???>>>

Somthing Wolfram. Incomplete answer but all I know.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 24, 2016 11:31 PM (r6bSH)

531 Cruz will not take a V.P. role.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 11:23 PM (OQ9R7)



I don't know. Probably right, but...

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at February 24, 2016 11:31 PM (zYV5P)

532 Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2016 11:27 PM (qUNWi)
rather smash the chick from the ATT commercials

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 24, 2016 11:31 PM (R5HRU)

533 strippers are only hot in the dark, never during the day.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2016 11:32 PM (vb33c)

534 >>>I refuse to precipitate in this.

Posted by: StrawMan at February 24, 2016 11:28 PM (lidp

***

I'm so sorry, but I've been in bed, drunk, since 6:18 PM, and have no idea what to do with myself.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 24, 2016 11:32 PM (1zS3A)

535 How does an Alabama mother know her daughter has her period?

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 24, 2016 11:22 PM (1zS3A)
How?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 24, 2016 11:32 PM (fC9RO)

536 Sex with Flo?

I'd hit it.

Posted by: Irony at February 24, 2016 11:32 PM (qmMG2)

537 I dated a stripper for a bit, in college. She had a business degree and a half dozen rental properties by age 25.

Not your average pole ornament.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2016 11:32 PM (eRNg7)

538 "my only point is that he would be valuable in the VP role and everyone would be better for having him in the role."
-Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2016 11:30 PM (vb33c)

I disagree. He'd be better-off in the Senate as an ankle-biter. He'd be an excellent replacement for Scalia on the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 11:33 PM (OQ9R7)

539 I've read stuff that what happens with strippers (and other "sex workers" as the SJWs call them now) is they constantly see men at their worst. Drunk, hooting and hollering, and pawing at them. They get sort of repulsed by it eventually.

There's always a fear element with men, especially in that state, as well.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at February 24, 2016 11:33 PM (dvuhZ)

540 "Please do."


Dammit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 11:33 PM (7kJuk)

541 oh this should be good, the guys near me at the bar are trying to goad the bartender into making a Flaming Dr. Pepper, but she doesn't know how to make one

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 11:33 PM (5p18q)

542 Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2016 11:27 PM (qUNWi)
rather smash the chick from the ATT commercials



Cripes....who wouldn't?

She's mouthwatering.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2016 11:33 PM (qUNWi)

543 I imagine I must urinate.

(TO PRECIPITATE, DAMMIT!)

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 24, 2016 11:34 PM (1zS3A)

544 How about chemistry trivia. Why isn't Tungsten T on the periodic table?

Posted by: Willy J. at February 24, 2016 11:25 PM (r6bSH)


Tungsten --> Wolfram --> W

Bonus: In German, Iodinde is represented by "J".

Can anyone name the other nine elements represented by letter(s) inconsistant with their English names?

Posted by: The Judicial Hat at February 24, 2016 11:34 PM (vBeA5)

545 Two beakers and a Petri dish walk into a bar...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2016 11:34 PM (sl+zA)

546 oh this should be good, the guys near me at the bar are trying to goad the bartender into making a Flaming Dr. Pepper, but she doesn't know how to make one


Posted by: chemjeff
****
Put some distance between them and yourself.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at February 24, 2016 11:35 PM (hVdx9)

547 >>Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2016 11:27 PM
rather smash the chick from the ATT commercials

Cripes....who wouldn't?

She's mouthwatering.


You heathens stay away from my Lily!

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2016 11:35 PM (eRNg7)

548 If anyone wants to bet on Cruz taking a V.P. role, I'll give you 5:1 odds, up-to One-Thousand Dollars.

He Will Not Do It.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 11:35 PM (OQ9R7)

549 Can anyone name the other nine elements represented by letter(s) inconsistant with their English names?

Lead is P
Gold is Au

That's all I got off the top of my head.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2016 11:35 PM (0mRoj)

550 "ex with Flo?

I'd hit it."




Ya know, I'd go there too.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 11:35 PM (7kJuk)

551 Gold.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2016 11:35 PM (eRNg7)

552 Can anyone name the other nine elements represented by letter(s) inconsistant with their English names?

no

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2016 11:35 PM (qUNWi)

553 okay, chemistry joke:

A neutron walks into a bar, orders a drink, bartender gives him a drink. Neutron asks "so how much do I owe for the drink?" and the bartender replies "for you? NO CHARGE!"


chemistry trivia:

helium is the only naturally-occurring element that was initially discovered not on Earth

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 11:35 PM (5p18q)

554 Sodium.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2016 11:35 PM (eRNg7)

555 Can anyone name the other nine elements represented by letter(s) inconsistant with their English names?
Posted by: The Judicial Hat at February 24, 2016 11:34 PM (vBeA5)


Copper, lead, silver, gold, sodium, mercury . . .

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2016 11:36 PM (Lgsb+)

556 "my only point is that he would be valuable in the VP role and everyone would be better for having him in the role."
-Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2016 11:30 PM (vb33c)

I disagree. He'd be better-off in the Senate as an ankle-biter. He'd be an excellent replacement for Scalia on the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 11:33 PM (OQ9R7)


If Trump was smart, he'd preemptivly announce he's nominate Cruz to replace Scalia, and than Brown and Bolick for the next two vacancies.

Posted by: The Judicial Hat at February 24, 2016 11:36 PM (vBeA5)

557 Damn. Someone beat me to Lead.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2016 11:36 PM (eRNg7)

558 Silver

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 11:36 PM (OQ9R7)

559 Potassium

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2016 11:36 PM (Lgsb+)

560 K is potassium

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2016 11:36 PM (sl+zA)

561 554 Sodium.
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2016 11:35 PM (eRNg7)

Right, that's Na.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2016 11:36 PM (0mRoj)

562 A way to remember Brass vs Bronze elementally. Bronze has no S element and Brass has a Z element.

Brass is Cu Zn
Bronze is Cu Sn

Posted by: Willy J. at February 24, 2016 11:36 PM (r6bSH)

563 >>>Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 11:33 PM (5p18q)

Jaysus, Superman, y'er a bit of an ould basthard when y'er pissed.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 24, 2016 11:37 PM (1zS3A)

564 "He Will Not Do It."

Not. Who are we betting with?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 11:37 PM (7kJuk)

565
A neutron walks into a bar, orders a drink.
Bartender serves up the drink.
"How much?" asks the neutron
"For you, no charge."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2016 11:37 PM (yddCj)

566 You know folks have been drinking when they talk about nailing Flo from progressive.
On that unsettling note, I am out for the night.
Don't play nice. There will be no adult supervision.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at February 24, 2016 11:37 PM (hVdx9)

567 Egyptology!
That was my dream career at about ten!
Saw a professor from the University of Chicago walking some visitors from Egypt through the museum's Boo of the Dead panorama!
I tagged along behind them and was hooked for years!

It would be amazing to go to Egypt but the giant pyramid in the museum in Chicago is pretty sweet... and just slightly less dangerous!

Posted by: Sugar Plum Fairy # 176-671 at February 24, 2016 11:37 PM (hnCis)

568 Last two escape me.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2016 11:38 PM (Lgsb+)

569 You heathens stay away from my Lily!

I think she's nice.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2016 11:38 PM (qUNWi)

570 Yay.
The two things I have failed miserably at in life - relationships and chemistry.
I'm going back downstairs to talk to myself about plumbing repairs...

Posted by: chi at February 24, 2016 11:38 PM (hnKhL)

571 >>> I'm gonna' take a wild guess here ... really just a stab in the dark ... that you really don't date the "blue collar trades guy" or the "typical man's man" type.
I got that right ?
Posted by: Irony at February 24, 2016 11:29 PM (qmMG2
-----
No, that's my usual type bc that's me. Neither of my parents went to college. I'm the wrong side of the tracks. This guy got a perfect score on his LSAT and a full scholarship to an IVY league law school.

I haven't compromised myself in any way that will come back to hurt me bc I'm not stupid.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 24, 2016 11:38 PM (2x3L+)

572 Ted Cruz got into this race for two reasons... to corral the conservative vote into a nice easily-ignored corner for the GOPe, and to keep some other uncontrolled candidate from taking Texas's 150 delegates.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at February 24, 2016 11:38 PM (0OG8D)

573 "For you, no charge."


Because it's neutral.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 11:38 PM (7kJuk)

574 Seven elements down. Two to go.

Posted by: The Nomenclaturial Hat at February 24, 2016 11:39 PM (vBeA5)

575 569 You heathens stay away from my Lily!

I think she's nice.
Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2016 11:38 PM (qUNWi)

She's very pretty and wholesome looking. And has huge...cell towers.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2016 11:39 PM (0mRoj)

576 You know folks have been drinking when they talk about nailing Flo from progressive.
On that unsettling note, I am out for the night.
Don't play nice. There will be no adult supervision.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at February 24, 2016 11:37 PM (hVdx9)

everyone is talking about hitting her which I assume involves striking her with her stupid pricing gun.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2016 11:39 PM (vb33c)

577 This car is too cool. Marine racing engine. Over 1600 horsepower.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts0Z030mucc


Posted by: davidt at February 24, 2016 11:39 PM (8aOqE)

578 "For you, no charge."
Posted by: Mike Hammer
------------

Well, I was late to the party with that...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2016 11:39 PM (yddCj)

579 Ah, tin.

One to go.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2016 11:39 PM (Lgsb+)

580 Evening horde.

Jus' glancing at the comments.... Should I venture up thread or is there no way to know what is going on?!?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 24, 2016 11:40 PM (hlMPp)

581 Speaking of chemistry, time to go scoop litter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2016 11:40 PM (yddCj)

582 Can anyone name the other nine elements represented by letter(s) inconsistant with their English names?

Lead. Pb. Plumbum.

Gold. Au. Something to do with Oro.

And the other seven.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 24, 2016 11:40 PM (1xUj/)

583 "Last two escape me."

I thought you were a professor?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 11:40 PM (7kJuk)

584 This business with the bi-ish fellow is most unfortunate. Around here in Scum Scamfrisco, seamy and salacious world capitol of LGBT-OMG-WTF, stories such as this one happen with some regularity.

It does occur that "bi" men eventually become heterosexual over time. Even monogamously hetero. Seen it many a time.

It also does occur that they drift in the other direction and become essentially exclusively gay. Seen it many a time.

Or, they stay stably bisexual. But that in and of itself can be a problem with anyone trying to maintain a faithful relationship with them, because many such have a wandering eye, and this doubles the potential to stray. Cue the old Woody Allen joke.

None of these developments are able to be predicted with any reliability.

So sorry, L, Elle, that you're having to juggle all of this stuff. The other thing I have seen a lot of around here is people ending up miserable. I hope you're able to work through this mess and emerge okay.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 24, 2016 11:40 PM (noWW6)

585 "If Trump was smart, he'd preemptively announce he'd nominate Cruz to replace Scalia, and than then Brown and Bolick for the next two vacancies."
-Posted by: The Judicial Hat at February 24, 2016 11:36 PM (vBeA5)

But he's not that smart, nor is he as politically in-depth to know who Brown and Bolick are.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 11:40 PM (OQ9R7)

586 Market Heads Up: As Trump continues his rise, invest heavily in futures of Flecked Liberal Spittle. The Derangement as their little world of the last seven years starts to come crashing down is going to be off the freakin' charts.

Posted by: Mega at February 24, 2016 11:41 PM (JwLCI)

587 A positron walks into a bar.

And the bar is annihilated.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2016 11:41 PM (qUNWi)

588 seriously, no one wants to help me take apart the pyramids?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2016 11:41 PM (vb33c)

589 "Should I venture up thread or is there no way to know what is going on?!?"


Looking Glass. Have a peek.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 11:41 PM (7kJuk)

590 >>>How does an Alabama mother know her daughter has her period?

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 24, 2016 11:22 PM (1zS3A)

How?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 24, 2016 11:32 PM (fC9RO)

***

Do you really want to know? It's an answer so sickening, evenI have to ben over an puke from time to time, thinking about it.

And I lived in Alabama long enough to see two seasons at the Alabama Shakespeare Festival.

Do you *still* *really* want to know?

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 24, 2016 11:41 PM (1zS3A)

591 Not going to be watching tomorrow's CNN/Telemundo GOP debate, but I want to hear about fisticuffs! I'm talking all the candidates full-on hitting each other. Well, maybe not Kasich. His dad was a mailman, in case you hadn't heard, and if he'll just be blabbering about that fact every chance he gets.

Why yes, I have been drinking! Why do you ax?

Posted by: WTFO at February 24, 2016 11:41 PM (MeXxt)

592 583 "Last two escape me."

I thought you were a professor?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 11:40 PM (7kJuk)

--I haven't taken chemistry since high school.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2016 11:41 PM (Lgsb+)

593 I noticed something about that Toyota Prius commercial. 3 of the 4 actors (the ones in the car getting away from the police) were in The Wire (season 2). The Port Union boss and his 2 sons. Kind of clever.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 24, 2016 11:42 PM (NGd+i)

594
>>It would be amazing to go to Egypt

I would have been on the team that excavated KV20 had I gone. Very cool story about how that Tomb was located.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2016 11:43 PM (eRNg7)

595 No, that's my usual type bc that's me. Neither of my parents went to college. I'm the wrong side of the tracks. This guy got a perfect score on his LSAT and a full scholarship to an IVY league law school.

Well ... just my two cents ... but don't trust any man that "tells you everything" - or likes all the same shit you like.

Because men don't do that.

Posted by: Irony at February 24, 2016 11:43 PM (qmMG2)

596 tin and antimony are Sn and Sb

Posted by: random lurker at February 24, 2016 11:43 PM (+tRIN)

597 ArgentuArgentum is Latin for silver. So, Ag

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2016 11:43 PM (sl+zA)

598 "seriously, no one wants to help me take apart the pyramids?"


Gotta put marks on every stone. Local labor is shit. Then getting it on a cargo ship. It would take like 20 of them. Customs.

No.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 11:43 PM (7kJuk)

599 >>I thought you were a professor?


A Log Professor. Wood isn't on the Table.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2016 11:43 PM (eRNg7)

600 Freaking iPad

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2016 11:43 PM (sl+zA)

601 "Well ... just my two cents ... but don't trust any man that "tells you everything" - or likes all the same shit you like."

"You like dick? Hey, me too!"

Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2016 11:44 PM (0mRoj)

602 I feel cheated. I read every syllable of last night's ONT and I demand fresh ONT material. I'm entitled to it and I WANT IT NOW!!

Well, okay, but you had better by gawd get some new stuff tomorrow or you're in BIG trouble, buster.

Posted by: Hank at February 24, 2016 11:44 PM (xVYeR)

603 "--I haven't taken chemistry since high school."
-Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2016 11:41 PM (Lgsb+)

*HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 11:44 PM (OQ9R7)

604 Fucketh not with our pyramids, human.

Posted by: The Annunaki Aliens at February 24, 2016 11:44 PM (dvuhZ)

605 "-I haven't taken chemistry since high school."


My bad. Accept my apologies.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 11:45 PM (7kJuk)

606 seriously, no one wants to help me take apart the pyramids?

I would but I've got this knee...sciatica...it's a thing...heavy blocks and all that...

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2016 11:45 PM (qUNWi)

607 Many of those late cold spells were caused by volcanic ash. (See the year without summer in Wikipedia)!

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 24, 2016 11:45 PM (Lqy/e)

608 593 I noticed something about that Toyota Prius commercial. 3 of the 4 actors (the ones in the car getting away from the police) were in The Wire (season 2). The Port Union boss and his 2 sons. Kind of clever.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 24, 2016 11:42 PM (NGd+i)


--Actually, Nick Sobotka was Frank's nephew, not his son.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2016 11:45 PM (Lgsb+)

609 Hey everybody.

Read the previous thread about employment and entitlement. Yes, the Yelp!er who got fired is annoying, but IMHO so is the woman who wrote the piece. Funny how attractive women like the author can take *any job anywhere*, including one that only pays two cents a month, and within a year be a billionaire.

Yes, attitude on the job matters. But I also wish that people who get extremely lucky on the job, acknowledge same rather than present themselves as superpersons.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2016 11:46 PM (ntObR)

610 "seriously, no one wants to help me take apart the pyramids?"


Gotta put marks on every stone. Local labor is shit. Then getting it on a cargo ship. It would take like 20 of them. Customs.

No.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 11:43 PM (7kJuk)



screw that, we will take a million illegals over there with us and we can have it apart and reassembled in less than a year.

while I am at it I want to excavate the whole fucking plateau down fifty feet, maybe down to 100 feet since I am pretty sure there is a tunnel down there that was built by masons that leads to the oak island money hole.

not serious about the tunnel.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2016 11:46 PM (vb33c)

611 607 Many of those late cold spells were caused by volcanic ash. (See the year without summer in Wikipedia)!
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 24, 2016 11:45 PM (Lqy/e)

Fear me.

Posted by: Krakatoa at February 24, 2016 11:46 PM (0mRoj)

612 ..."Well, okay, but you had better by gawd get some new stuff tomorrow or you're in BIG trouble, buster.[/i["
-Posted by: Hank at February 24, 2016 11:44 PM (xVYeR)

I like your style. Taunting Maet is refreshing and not-at-all against your best interests.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 11:46 PM (OQ9R7)

613 Are these the ones guessed so far?
Au
Pb
K
Sn
W
Ag
Sb

Posted by: Willy J. at February 24, 2016 11:46 PM (r6bSH)

614 Save-Tags, FTW!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 11:47 PM (OQ9R7)

615 You heathens stay away from my Lily!

Lily?
Lily?

Mommy, watch me!

Posted by: PSA on the radio at February 24, 2016 11:47 PM (FkBIv)

616 >>>> "Well ... just my two cents ... but don't trust any man that "tells you everything" - or likes all the same shit you like."
-------
"You like dick? Hey, me too!"
Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2016 11:44 PM
------
Okay. I'm done with this. It all seems like a long seduction and set up. Thanks for helping me see the light, you guys.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 24, 2016 11:47 PM (2x3L+)

617 It's the "Hall of Records". Under the Sphinx. A record of the previous age when we ruled and created you puny hu-mans.

Posted by: The Annunaki Aliens at February 24, 2016 11:47 PM (dvuhZ)

618 ""You like dick? Hey, me too!"
Posted by: Insomniac"



Is this a punchline?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 11:47 PM (7kJuk)

619 Poor little Bernie Sanders girl is all tore up that non-Sanders voters were mean

https://youtu.be/CoAmll3ViQA

Seriously this girl is a massive snowflake.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 24, 2016 11:47 PM (39g3+)

620 seriously, no one wants to help me take apart the pyramids?

I would but I've got this knee...sciatica...it's a thing...heavy blocks and all that...
Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2016 11:45 PM (qUNWi)

yeah but now that google has built those robots it will be easy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2016 11:47 PM (vb33c)

621 >>>Can anyone name the other nine elements represented by letter(s) inconsistant with their English names?

Sn: Tin
Ab: Antimony
Pb: Plumbum - Lead

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 24, 2016 11:48 PM (1zS3A)

622 "You like dick? Hey, me too!"

Funny as hell.

I think I'll go downthread and further explore the fascinating world of small diameter home plumbing fittings as well.

Later peeps.

Posted by: Irony at February 24, 2016 11:48 PM (qmMG2)

623 Here are some.

W for Tungsten. The W stands for Wolfram. Germans.

Na for sodium. Natrum, I think.

K for Potassium.

Fe for iron.

Posted by: eman at February 24, 2016 11:48 PM (MQEz6)

624 Save-Tags, FTW!
Posted by: Slapweasel,



Fuck you. It's the thought that counts.

Posted by: The Barrel at February 24, 2016 11:48 PM (1xUj/)

625 Ted Cruz for Supreme Court.

Posted by: CMU VET at February 24, 2016 11:48 PM (ejB0r)

626 Who Needs Content When There's ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/702599728949755908

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/702599882549411841

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/702600249647484928

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/702600465633116160

Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2016 11:48 PM (G1XRj)

627 We're good like that L,Elle.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 11:49 PM (OQ9R7)

628
Posted by: L, Elle at February 24, 2016 11:47 PM (2x3L+)


Like a bunch of obnoxious big brothers, we are. We do love ya though.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2016 11:49 PM (0mRoj)

629 That's all I got off the top of my head.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2016 11:35 PM (0mRoj)

iron --Fe

Posted by: redbanzai at February 24, 2016 11:49 PM (NPofj)

630 Antimony !

That one was driving me nuts.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2016 11:49 PM (eRNg7)

631 613 Are these the ones guessed so far?
Au
Pb
K
Sn
W
Ag
Sb
Posted by: Willy J. at February 24, 2016 11:46 PM (r6bSH)


--Yes, plus mercury. We got them all.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2016 11:49 PM (Lgsb+)

632 They took ground-penetrating radar over the valley of the Kings and found several more cavities and openings, possibly undiscovered tombs. The lowest ones have a problem of being flooded every so often and being covered with silt, part of why Tut's tomb was lost for so long.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 24, 2016 11:50 PM (39g3+)

633 "Fuck you. It's the thought that counts."
-Posted by: The Barrel at February 24, 2016 11:48 PM (1xUj/)

Go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 11:50 PM (OQ9R7)

634 Antinomy: when you have to send alimony to an ex-partner who hates your guts completely and absolutely. Antimony.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2016 11:50 PM (ntObR)

635 Ted Cruz for Supreme Court.

Posted by: CMU VET at February 24, 2016 11:48 PM (ejB0r)

After he is President, I could totally go for that.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 24, 2016 11:50 PM (NPofj)

636 Hg Mercury

Posted by: Willy J. at February 24, 2016 11:50 PM (r6bSH)

637 But seriously L.

Don't fall in love with a gay man.

that's just ....well...c'mon now.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2016 11:50 PM (qUNWi)

638
------
Okay. I'm done with this. It all seems like a long seduction and set up. Thanks for helping me see the light, you guys.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 24, 2016 11:47 PM (2x3L

Wait, wut?

Where did this start?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 24, 2016 11:50 PM (hlMPp)

639 Who Needs Content When There's ONT Compliance Pics - 2

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/702600648961957893

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/702600809733877761

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/702601008912977921


Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2016 11:50 PM (G1XRj)

640 618 ""You like dick? Hey, me too!"
Posted by: Insomniac"



Is this a punchline?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 11:47 PM (7kJuk)

Sorta.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2016 11:50 PM (0mRoj)

641 >>You like dick? Hey, me too!"


'I'll bet you like balls, too?'

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2016 11:50 PM (eRNg7)

642 Antimony !

That one was driving me nuts.


hah...dumbass.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2016 11:51 PM (qUNWi)

643 What happened to Iron?

Posted by: Mega at February 24, 2016 11:51 PM (JwLCI)

644 634 Antinomy: when you have to send alimony to an ex-partner who hates your guts completely and absolutely. Antimony.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2016 11:50 PM (ntObR)

All them greedy bitches are very much promony.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2016 11:51 PM (0mRoj)

645 Ah, forgot iron. That should have been the first I'd recall.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2016 11:52 PM (zb1d1)

646 Nevermind, someone beat me to it. I'm the worst.

Posted by: Mega at February 24, 2016 11:52 PM (JwLCI)

647 I had to cheat for mercury.

Never thought in highschool I would need any knowledge of that chart on the wall in chemistry class.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 24, 2016 11:52 PM (r6bSH)

648 >>The lowest ones have a problem of being flooded every so often and being covered with silt, part of why Tut's tomb was lost for so long.


Likely this was also the reason it was never looted.


Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2016 11:52 PM (eRNg7)

649 Hey, eleven, to be fair to me, I didn't know he was gay or Bi or whatever he is until yesterday. I should have. He gave me a million zillion hints that I am only realizing in retrospect

Posted by: L, Elle at February 24, 2016 11:52 PM (2x3L+)

650 Is D for Dilithium?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 24, 2016 11:53 PM (GdFQh)

651 "What happened to Iron?"
-Posted by: Mega at February 24, 2016 11:51 PM (JwLCI)

It had its time.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 11:53 PM (OQ9R7)

652 The Hat was one element short in the count.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2016 11:53 PM (zb1d1)

653 Before social media we all just complained about our jobs to our roommates, then our husbands, then, after we were divorced, to people at the bar. Now, everybody feels they have the right to complain, and too many people feel they have the right to respond.

Posted by: WTFO at February 24, 2016 11:53 PM (MeXxt)

654 643 What happened to Iron?
Posted by: Mega at February 24, 2016 11:51 PM (JwLCI)

They developed a process for making into a stronger substance called steel, and iron fell out of favor except for decorative blacksmiths and gym weight manufacturers.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2016 11:53 PM (0mRoj)

655 There's only four elements anyway

Posted by: Sophacles at February 24, 2016 11:54 PM (39g3+)

656 -Posted by: L, Elle at February 24, 2016 11:52 PM (2x3L+)

You broads and "gaydar". Silly, silly stuff.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 11:54 PM (OQ9R7)

657 /////////////////////////////////////////////////////
/////////////////////////////////////////////////////
// //
// You have won //
// ONE FACEPALM //
// (redeem at front desk) //
// //
/////////////////////////////////////////////////////
/////////////////////////////////////////////////////

Posted by: Tentative Stepping at February 24, 2016 11:54 PM (O4NI/)

658 491
I can tell some chemistry jokes if you want


Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 11:23 PM (5p18q)


A programmer is going to the store. His wife says, "make sure to get a loaf of bread -- and, if they have eggs, get a dozen."

He returns with 12 loaves of bread.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 24, 2016 11:54 PM (EzgxV)

659 L,Elle,

I do not know about a seduction and set up, nothing I read indicates such. However it seems likely that you are not going to find a mate that is exclusive to you with this fellow.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2016 11:54 PM (vb33c)

660 655 There's only four elements anyway
Posted by: Sophacles at February 24, 2016 11:54 PM (39g3+)

Salt, fat, alcohol and caffeine. Wait, those are the four food groups. Never mind.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2016 11:55 PM (0mRoj)

661 What happened to Iron?

Replaced it in my normal morning routine with Brut cologne back in '89.

/rimshot

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2016 11:55 PM (ntObR)

662 Looks around.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 11:55 PM (7kJuk)

663 >>He gave me a million zillion hints that I am only realizing in retrospect


The Anal Bleaching should have been a dead giveaway.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2016 11:55 PM (eRNg7)

664 A neutron walks into a bar, orders a drink.
Bartender serves up the drink.
"How much?" asks the neutron
"For you, no charge."

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 24, 2016 11:55 PM (T/5A0)

665 After a quick scan ofr the comments I just wanted to let it it be known you are all henceforth banned from Twitter. In the cause of promoting freedom of speech and the dissemination of ideas of course.

Your welcome.

Posted by: Anita Sarkeesian at February 24, 2016 11:55 PM (0vsws)

666 Question/Discussion point for you mofos:

Do you find that new people on the job are a lot more forward and "comfortable", sooner than they used to be? If so, what do you propose are the reasons for this?

Posted by: Mega at February 24, 2016 11:55 PM (JwLCI)

667 LOL First time I've ever done that by accident.

Posted by: Mega at February 24, 2016 11:55 PM (JwLCI)

668 #602: I brought a little bit of content at #404, if that helps any.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at February 24, 2016 11:56 PM (0OG8D)

669 "A programmer is going to the store. His wife says, "make sure to get a loaf of bread -- and, if they have eggs, get a dozen."
He returns with 12 loaves of bread.
"
-Posted by: cthulhu at February 24, 2016 11:54 PM (EzgxV)

*HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 11:56 PM (OQ9R7)

670 I missed Fe too since it is the 900 pound gorilla in the room.

Posted by: Willy J. at February 24, 2016 11:56 PM (r6bSH)

671 No official ONT content? Okay... time to toss in a grenade or two.

"Why Women DESTROY NATIONS * / CIVILIZATIONS - and other UNCOMFORTABLE TRUTHS"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxpVwBzFAkw&feature=youtu.be

Discuss, or not.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at February 24, 2016 11:56 PM (ry4ab)

672 665 After a quick scan ofr the comments I just wanted to let it it be known you are all henceforth banned from Twitter. In the cause of promoting freedom of speech and the dissemination of ideas of course.

Your welcome.
Posted by: Anita Sarkeesian at February 24, 2016 11:55 PM (0vsws)

Fine, I will accept my banning. But first you will blow me.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2016 11:56 PM (0mRoj)

673 After a quick scan ofr the comments I just wanted to let it it be known you are all henceforth banned from Twitter. In the cause of promoting freedom of speech and the dissemination of ideas of course.

Your welcome.
Posted by: Anita Sarkeesian at February 24, 2016 11:55 PM (0vsws)


heh, the HQ should start a marketing campaign as a sanctuary for twitter refugees

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2016 11:56 PM (vb33c)

674 G'night, all.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 11:57 PM (7kJuk)

675 G'night, all.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 24, 2016 11:57 PM (7kJuk)

676 Pe, Peruvium.

Posted by: davidt at February 24, 2016 11:57 PM (8aOqE)

677 >>>Ah, forgot iron. That should have been the first I'd recall.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2016 11:52 PM (zb1d1)

***

"Iron Sunrise" is one of Charles Stross's interesting books. It starts with a WMD that involves the core of a star and a large block of iron.

Unforgettable.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 24, 2016 11:57 PM (1zS3A)

678 Good night RK

Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2016 11:57 PM (0mRoj)

679 I read that Sandoval is the "nation's most popular governor" but until I read about him today I thought Sandoval was the fat guy playing third base for the Red Sox...

Governor Wildly Popular Sandoval of course is the new "what every Republican should be" in the eyes of the DC Elite and their MSM mouthpieces. Pro-Amnesty, pro-abortion, enacted the biggest tax increase in the history of Nevada in order to fund schools which of course are filling up with illegals and refugees from California who want the same free shit in Nevada.

I can see why he's the Republican that the MSM drools over..

Brian Sandoval is Jon Huntsman with a tan

Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2016 11:58 PM (G1XRj)

680 660>>> There's only four elements anyway
Posted by: Sophacles at February 24, 2016 11:54 PM (39g3+)

"Salt, fat, alcohol and caffeine. Wait, those are the four food groups. Never mind."
-Posted by: Insomniac at February 24, 2016 11:55 PM (0mRoj)

*HAH!*

Now, that's Restaurant Quality Lemonade!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 11:58 PM (OQ9R7)

681 G'Night, Ricardo.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 24, 2016 11:58 PM (OQ9R7)

682 Pe, Peruvium.>>>

Elemental Utopia or Dystopia?

Posted by: Willy J. at February 24, 2016 11:58 PM (r6bSH)

683 608: Ack, nephew. Thanks

L, Elle; this guy you like he has some serious emotional baggage (sounds like it anyway). Unless you enjoy wading through those murky swamplands, may I suggest you end it before you get in to deep. Just my 2 cents, which when you account for inflation is about .002 cents.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 24, 2016 11:59 PM (NGd+i)

684 For anyone here who wants to be the next great internet billionaire:

Here's a site claiming it'll give away to anyone who wants it, the source code for creating another Twitter. Obviously once you've got it up and running you can choose to accept and, by the same token, ban whomever you wish.

"Welcome to trsst"

http://www.trsst.com/

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2016 11:59 PM (ntObR)

685 sandoval, isn't he the guy that was collaborating with the aliens?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2016 11:59 PM (vb33c)

686 Is D for Dilithium?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 24, 2016 11:53 PM (GdFQh)


D = Deutrurium, which is heavy hydrogen with a proton and a neutron

T - Tritium, which is radioactive and hs a proton and two neutrons.

And yes, i mis-added up the elements I was thinking of.

Posted by: The Isotopic Hat at February 24, 2016 11:59 PM (vBeA5)

687 Is it wrong to wish DJT would keel over dead?

Posted by: Wishing DJTwouldDie at February 24, 2016 11:59 PM (n6Thj)

688 They're remaking the Thomas Crown Affair, again? It wasn't even that good a movie the first time.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 24, 2016 11:59 PM (39g3+)

689 674 G'night, all.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
------------
You can say that again!

Posted by: chi at February 25, 2016 12:00 AM (hnKhL)

690 Posted by: Mega at February 24, 2016 11:55 PM (JwLCI)
Yes, very much so.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 25, 2016 12:00 AM (egOGm)

691 Puff the magic dragon lived by the sea,
but then he got high on pot and wrapped his car around a tree.

(Original version by Anonymous)

Posted by: StrawMan at February 25, 2016 12:00 AM (lidp8)

692 591 --- I want to hear about fisticuffs! I'm talking all the candidates full-on hitting each other. Well, maybe not Kasich. His dad was a mailman, in case you hadn't heard,....
Posted by: WTFO at February 24, 2016 11:41 PM (MeXxt)
------------
The other guys could bark and bite his ankles!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 25, 2016 12:00 AM (T/5A0)

693 ..."Brian Sandoval is Jon Huntsman with a tan."
-Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2016 11:58 PM (G1XRj)

Kung-Fu Weasel.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 12:00 AM (OQ9R7)

694 >>> I do not know about a seduction and set up, nothing I read indicates such. However it seems likely that you are not going to find a mate that is exclusive to you with this fellow.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2016 11
--------
We had/ still have a professional relationship that preceded any personal relationship. Thankfully, if he breaks confidentiality, I can ruin his life. But, I don't want to do that. He won't put me in that position either. So, I got that at least.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 25, 2016 12:01 AM (2x3L+)

695 They're remaking the Thomas Crown Affair, again? It wasn't even that good a movie the first time.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 24, 2016 11:59 PM (39g3+)



even worse was the second one.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2016 12:01 AM (vb33c)

696 >>They're remaking the Thomas Crown Affair, again? It wasn't even that good a movie the first time.


or the second...besides the titties.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2016 12:01 AM (eRNg7)

697 http://tinyurl.com/csa5a3b

You said you wanted content.

Posted by: scoville unit at February 25, 2016 12:02 AM (0adl+)

698 695 They're remaking the Thomas Crown Affair, again? It wasn't even that good a movie the first time.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 24, 2016 11:59 PM (39g3+)



even worse was the second one.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2016 12:01 AM (vb33c)

Rene Russo looked pretty good but the movie was a bore.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2016 12:02 AM (0mRoj)

699 We had/ still have a professional relationship that preceded any personal relationship. Thankfully, if he breaks confidentiality, I can ruin his life. But, I don't want to do that. He won't put me in that position either. So, I got that at least.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 25, 2016 12:01 AM (2x3L+)


Good luck, hope everything goes your way.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2016 12:02 AM (vb33c)

700 688 They're remaking the Thomas Crown Affair, again? It wasn't even that good a movie the first time.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 24, 2016 11:59 PM (39g3+)

The one thing most people, okay, guys, want to know is who is replacing Rene Russo?

Posted by: Thrawn at February 25, 2016 12:02 AM (s87AC)

701 Hey, eleven, to be fair to me, I didn't know he was gay or Bi or whatever he is until yesterday. I should have. He gave me a million zillion hints that I am only realizing in retrospect

Was it his obsession with Daniel Craig that you thought was a bit odd?

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 12:03 AM (qUNWi)

702 I'm so stupid.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 25, 2016 12:03 AM (2x3L+)

703 They're remaking the Thomas Crown Affair, again? It wasn't even that good a movie the first time.


or the second...besides the titties.
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2016 12:01 AM (eRNg7)



unfortunately they were hanging on rene russo.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2016 12:03 AM (vb33c)

704 Periodic table quiz?


That's what we do when Maet takes a breather?


Hmmm.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2016 12:03 AM (QDnY+)

705 "She tastes blood on her son's cock."

Y'all figure it out.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 25, 2016 12:04 AM (1zS3A)

706 Just wondering if this is something (Sorry about the annoying link formatting, and sorry if this open thread isn't the place for this. I'm an everyday lurker, but rare commenter. UpDaTe: commenting system pissing me off. Will post my magnum opus conspiracy theory in two, no three volumes.)

We're all like talking issues of "Free Speech" on Twitter, then checking ourselves, "then, again, eh, private company and whatnot, different rules apply, no First Amendment, wot." So we grumble and quit Twitter and pull conservative content off the Internet. Could it be more than a mere private entity's actions at play here?

Posted by: ss at February 25, 2016 12:04 AM (Nk0tH)

707 Me too, L, Elle. I thought strippers really liked me. Don't go feeling all "special" on me.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 12:04 AM (OQ9R7)

708 Periodic table quiz?


That's what we do when Maet takes a breather?


Hmmm.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2016 12:03 AM (QDnY+)

That was the highlight of this evening. The lowlight was discussing if sucking dick makes you gay.

Posted by: StrawMan at February 25, 2016 12:04 AM (lidp8)

709 702 I'm so stupid.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 25, 2016 12:03 AM (2x3L+)

Nah, you just FEEL stupid. Big difference.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2016 12:05 AM (0mRoj)

710 529
Glenn Reynolds for SCOTUS. Dear god that would be amazing. Minorities, puppies hardest hit.



Posted by: BourbonChicken

****



Thomas Sowell for SCOTUS?



Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Inc. at February 24, 2016 11:15 PM (hVdx9)



Two suggestions:



1st: Arizona Supreme Court Justice Clint Bolick



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clint_Bolick



He was was on the Golwater Institute and co-founded the Institute for Justice.



2nd: Janice Rogers Brown



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janice_Rogers_Brown



She's currently on the DC circuit of appeals. That she was
filibustered for years shows she ain't no squish. Formerly she was on
the California Supreme Court -- she was appointed by former Gov. Pete
Wilson and snuck through confirmation and vetting... one of the few
times a Republican appointee was actually far more to the right than
people thought.



Both would be worthy.

Posted by: The Judicial Hat at February 24, 2016 11:30 PM (vBeA5)
529
Glenn Reynolds for SCOTUS. Dear god that would be amazing. Minorities, puppies hardest hit.



Posted by: BourbonChicken

****



Thomas Sowell for SCOTUS?



Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Inc. at February 24, 2016 11:15 PM (hVdx9)



Two suggestions:



1st: Arizona Supreme Court Justice Clint Bolick



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clint_Bolick



He was was on the Golwater Institute and co-founded the Institute for Justice.



2nd: Janice Rogers Brown



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janice_Rogers_Brown



She's currently on the DC circuit of appeals. That she was
filibustered for years shows she ain't no squish. Formerly she was on
the California Supreme Court -- she was appointed by former Gov. Pete
Wilson and snuck through confirmation and vetting... one of the few
times a Republican appointee was actually far more to the right than
people thought.



Both would be worthy.

Posted by: The Judicial Hat at February 24, 2016 11:30 PM (vBeA5)


I have long been a fan of JRB, but unfortunately that also means she has been getting older.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2016 12:05 AM (EzgxV)

711 >>I'm so stupid.

Well, you are seeking the advice of the Horde. But, it's been a lot more helpful than usual, so maybe not.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2016 12:05 AM (eRNg7)

712 694 >>> I do not know about a seduction and set up, nothing I read indicates such. However it seems likely that you are not going to find a mate that is exclusive to you with this fellow.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 24, 2016 11
--------
We had/ still have a professional relationship that preceded any personal relationship. Thankfully, if he breaks confidentiality, I can ruin his life. But, I don't want to do that. He won't put me in that position either. So, I got that at least.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 25, 2016 12:01 AM (2x3L+)
***
Truly durable relationships are built on mutual trust.

And/or at least one party having dirt on the other.

There are few things - other than genuine love - with quite the force of a loaded revolver to remind a fellow of boundaries.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2016 12:05 AM (lutOX)

713 or the second...besides the titties.
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2016 12:01 AM (eRNg7)



unfortunately they were hanging on rene russo.
Posted by: yankeefifth



I've been the one suggesting L, Elle give the guy a chance.

I wouldn't tell her the same with respect to you.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 25, 2016 12:05 AM (1xUj/)

714 I'm so stupid.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 25, 2016 12:03 AM (2x3L+)




yeah, nothing you said indicates that either. stupid is voting for obama or rubio.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2016 12:06 AM (vb33c)

715 LMAO "A Million Little Fibers" episode of South Park on now. A classic.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2016 12:06 AM (zb1d1)

716 Damnit, Cooth...

Those long, inclusive posts are just plain annoying.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 12:06 AM (OQ9R7)

717 So semi-live-blogging of tomorrow's debacle in the comments?


Haven't suffered actually seeing one minute of a "debate" in years. The live-blogged and the merely comment-blogged "coverage" has given me everything I needed to know (not much), and been highly entertaining (as opposed to barbarous torture, which viewing the event would be).

Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2016 12:06 AM (QDnY+)

718 >>That was the highlight of this evening. The lowlight was discussing if sucking dick makes you gay.


According to Ace, at least I think it was Ace, it is the 6th one that makes you official.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2016 12:06 AM (eRNg7)

719 Hey, eleven, to be fair to me, I didn't know he was gay or Bi or
whatever he is until yesterday. I should have. He gave me a million
zillion hints that I am only realizing in retrospect>>>

Different and similar. In my 2 marriages I saw the red flags of why it was a bad idea but went for it anyways. There are a ton of things that screw a relationship. Yours is just rare and best learned and accepted early.


Posted by: Willy J. at February 25, 2016 12:06 AM (r6bSH)

720 >>>I'm so stupid.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 25, 2016 12:03 AM (2x3L+)

***

?

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 25, 2016 12:06 AM (1zS3A)

721 or the second...besides the titties.
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2016 12:01 AM (eRNg7)



unfortunately they were hanging on rene russo.
Posted by: yankeefifth


I've been the one suggesting L, Elle give the guy a chance.

I wouldn't tell her the same with respect to you.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 25, 2016 12:05 AM (1xUj/)

All we are saying,
is give Rene Russo's titties a chance.

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at February 25, 2016 12:07 AM (lidp8)

722 or the second...besides the titties.
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2016 12:01 AM (eRNg7)



unfortunately they were hanging on rene russo.
Posted by: yankeefifth


I've been the one suggesting L, Elle give the guy a chance.

I wouldn't tell her the same with respect to you.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 25, 2016 12:05 AM (1xUj/)



I am fine with the idea that you might be insulting me but could you restate that so I am clearer on how you are insulting me?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2016 12:07 AM (vb33c)

723 sandoval, isn't he the guy that was collaborating with the aliens?
Posted by: yankeefifth


In Earth: Final Conflict?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 25, 2016 12:07 AM (FkBIv)

724 Again, L'Elle, you ain't stupid.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 25, 2016 12:07 AM (dvuhZ)

725 >A Million Little Fibers" episode of South Park on now.


Wanna get high?

Sharks v Avs on NBCSN.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2016 12:08 AM (eRNg7)

726 "She tastes blood on her son's cock."

Y'all figure it out.


That's disgusting. Go the fuck away already.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 12:08 AM (qUNWi)

727 She ain't stupid and she knows it. She doesn't have a good "gaydar". There's nothing wrong with that.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 12:08 AM (OQ9R7)

728 No. slap, I always thought his voice sounded gay. I actually had him on my speakerphone in my car with a friend who said "He sounds gay" after I hung up on the call. He has a great loft apartment and is into interior decorating.

I'm so stupid

Posted by: L, Elle at February 25, 2016 12:09 AM (2x3L+)

729 In Earth: Final Conflict?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 25, 2016 12:07 AM (FkBIv)


yeah that is the show I was trying to remember

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2016 12:09 AM (vb33c)

730 I am fine with the idea that you might be insulting me but could you restate that so I am clearer on how you are insulting me?

I was saying that if you don't like Renee Russo's titties you're a fag.

And that's not even humor I do on the HQ, I'm always defending fag rights.

So it was not a good joke.

But good god man, how do you not like Renee Russo's titties?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 25, 2016 12:09 AM (1xUj/)

731 BOUM!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0KWyWwVp0E

Watch this. You will automatically feel better!

Or this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e9Qiy0qg6c

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 25, 2016 12:09 AM (1zS3A)

732 Nobody in Hollywood seems to understand the rules on remakes at all.

1) Really old and forgotten
2) Done poorly the first time
3) SFX technology have caught up with the story
4) Very dated or locked in time (like most movies being made by MTV directors or 70s stuff)
5) Public domain stories remade a lot (3 musketeers, etc)
6) You can truly bring something new and original to the story

There's a 7th these days of course: the film was big and made a lot of money before international films were so big, so now you can remake them for release in China, like Total Recall.

But lately it just seems like they're making whatever the hell falls off their DVD shelf in an earthquake.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 25, 2016 12:09 AM (39g3+)

733 don't forget copper, Cu

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 25, 2016 12:10 AM (uZNvH)

734 Hell, I feel pretty stupid about the most recent 20 years or so of my life. I'd give my left nut for a mulligan or twelve.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2016 12:10 AM (0mRoj)

735 L...you're not stupid.

Naive maybe. But not stupid.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 12:10 AM (qUNWi)

736 Any 'ettes still up? Hell, ask the 'rons too.

Texting a bit with a gal that I know (never met in person) through a friend. Simple, dumb texts.

Is there marriage in my future?


But seriously, would you text someone back if you had no interest? I'd just ignore it.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 25, 2016 12:10 AM (hlMPp)

737 Coke or Pepsi?
Sasquatch or Chewbacca?
Up or Down?
Your Mother or Your Dad?

Posted by: StrawMan at February 25, 2016 12:10 AM (lidp8)

738 unfucking believable. why can't i post. mf

Posted by: ss at February 25, 2016 12:10 AM (Nk0tH)

739 I was saying that if you don't like Renee Russo's titties you're a fag.

Meh, she's got a face like a crescent moon. On my all-overrated list. For a while there she was in every movie made and never was very good in any of them.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 25, 2016 12:11 AM (39g3+)

740 I told my own Mother that Richard Simmons was gay. Her response?...

"But he's in love with Barbara Streisand!"

-Really happened.

Broken Gaydar.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 12:11 AM (OQ9R7)

741 728 No. slap, I always thought his voice sounded gay. I actually had him on my speakerphone in my car with a friend who said "He sounds gay" after I hung up on the call. He has a great loft apartment and is into interior decorating.

I'm so stupid
Posted by: L, Elle at February 25, 2016 12:09 AM (2x3L+)
***
I'm going to quote Anna Schmidt from "The Third Man":

"A person doesn't change because you find out more about them."

There's wisdom in this.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2016 12:11 AM (lutOX)

742 Sharks v Avs on NBCSN.
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2016 12:08 AM (eRNg7)


--Alas, I lack that channel.

There is a FOX Sports channel that shows the Stars, but I don't care unless they're playing the Jets like yesterday.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2016 12:11 AM (zb1d1)

743 L! You are not stupid. You're a terrific gal with a good head on her shoulders. You saw the warning signs, and you asked about them here, a place where you can count on getting good life advice.

You have great judgement.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at February 25, 2016 12:11 AM (0OG8D)

744 k f it.

Posted by: ss at February 25, 2016 12:12 AM (Nk0tH)

745 I've always loved this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fztkUuunI7g

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 25, 2016 12:12 AM (1zS3A)

746 Hell, I feel pretty stupid about the most recent 20 years or so of my life. I'd give my left nut for a mulligan or twelve.

I look back on my life and feel like I made every decision wrong, but then when I examine each one I can't figure out how I could have done it better. It just worked out to where I'm nothing like I hoped or planned my life would be and I didn't even have very impressive dreams. A family. A home. A career.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 25, 2016 12:12 AM (39g3+)

747 Nobody in Hollywood seems to understand the rules on remakes at all.

1) Really old and forgotten
2) Done poorly the first time
3) SFX technology have caught up with the story
4) Very dated or locked in time (like most movies being made by MTV directors or 70s stuff)
5) Public domain stories remade a lot (3 musketeers, etc)
6) You can truly bring something new and original to the story

There's a 7th these days of course: the film was big and made a lot of money before international films were so big, so now you can remake them for release in China, like Total Recall.

But lately it just seems like they're making whatever the hell falls off their DVD shelf in an earthquake.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 25, 2016 12:09 AM (39g3+)

I call BS on number 6. No one in Hollywood has any original takes on anything.

Posted by: StrawMan at February 25, 2016 12:12 AM (lidp8)

748 I'll stop on CC and watch South Park for any episode that has Towelie or Terrance and Phillip on it.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2016 12:13 AM (zb1d1)

749
But good god man, how do you not like Renee Russo's titties?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 25, 2016 12:09 AM (1xUj/)


gotcha. like to know how I am being insulted.

well, I can't stand rene russo so her so so tits are not enough to compensate for he finger nails on chalkboard personality. her performance in that movie was awful.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2016 12:13 AM (vb33c)

750 don't forget copper, Cu


Posted by: chemjeff>>>

You're not really a chemistry professor are you?

Posted by: Willy J. at February 25, 2016 12:13 AM (r6bSH)

751 746 Hell, I feel pretty stupid about the most recent 20 years or so of my life. I'd give my left nut for a mulligan or twelve.

I look back on my life and feel like I made every decision wrong, but then when I examine each one I can't figure out how I could have done it better. It just worked out to where I'm nothing like I hoped or planned my life would be and I didn't even have very impressive dreams. A family. A home. A career.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 25, 2016 12:12 AM (39g3+)

Sorry, man. I get it. I had fairly modest life goals and they got nuked.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2016 12:14 AM (0mRoj)

752 umm... yes?

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 25, 2016 12:14 AM (uZNvH)

753 Cu stands for cuprum

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 25, 2016 12:14 AM (uZNvH)

754 >>she's got a face like a crescent moon. On my all-overrated list. For a while there she was in every movie made and never was very good in any of them.


But...titties.


Nobody said anything about her face, man.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2016 12:14 AM (eRNg7)

755 More modern:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA5tW2JxnHg&list=RDBA5tW2JxnHg#t=0

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 25, 2016 12:15 AM (1zS3A)

756 ..."I'm so stupid."
-Posted by: L, Elle at February 25, 2016 12:09 AM (2x3L+)

So am I, darlin'! I answered "yes" when the leasing agency asked me if I would renew for five more years at their price.

You were goofy. I was an IDIOT.

...don't feel bad. It didn't cost you ten-thousand dollars... lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 12:15 AM (OQ9R7)

757 her performance in that movie was awful.

Brosnan was good though. Never see him turn in a poor performance. I'm sure the remake of Thos Crown will have him black.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 25, 2016 12:15 AM (39g3+)

758 Yeah ....Renee Russo is not hot.

IMHO.

Never got that.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 12:16 AM (qUNWi)

759 >>Towelie or Terrance and Phillip on it


Any Canada themed South Park gets my time.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2016 12:16 AM (eRNg7)

760 what's wrong with Rene Russo? she seems quite pretty

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 25, 2016 12:16 AM (uZNvH)

761 her performance in that movie was awful.

Brosnan was good though. Never see him turn in a poor performance. I'm sure the remake of Thos Crown will have him black.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 25, 2016 12:15 AM (39g3+)

Brosnson as a black man? Now that would be racist.

Posted by: StrawMan at February 25, 2016 12:17 AM (lidp8)

762 Sorry, man. I get it. I had fairly modest life goals and they got nuked.

Things just don't turn out like you plan, almost ever. Its tough not to be bitter or self pitying about it some days, though. At least now I don't have to worry about kids growing up in the future America, or whatever is left of it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 25, 2016 12:17 AM (39g3+)

763 #684, let me guess, the site is run by Trump Enterprise, right? Helluva deal, helluva deal!

Posted by: WTFO at February 25, 2016 12:17 AM (MeXxt)

764 actually, I get Rene Russo and Sandra Bullock mixed up

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 25, 2016 12:17 AM (uZNvH)

765 Kind of sad to not have gun threads on the weekends much any more.


Also, if the HQ did a version for certain foreign markets (Korea, for example), would we combine the pet thread with CBD's food thread?

Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2016 12:18 AM (QDnY+)

766 Christopher and Insomniac, can relate.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2016 12:18 AM (ntObR)

767 >>Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 25, 2016 12:12 AM (39g3+)

Sorry, man. I get it. I had fairly modest life goals and they got nuked.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2016 12:14 AM (0mRoj)


All I wanted out of life was to never be the 40(+) year old divorced guy.

2 x 4 Summation : LIFE FAIL

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2016 12:19 AM (eRNg7)

768 Sandra Bullock is really cute, particularly young Sandra, like Demolition Man era and earlier. Her first film Love Potion Number 9 (actually a pretty good little movie) she's just so adorable.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 25, 2016 12:19 AM (39g3+)

769 Also, if the HQ did a version for certain foreign markets (Korea, for example), would we combine the pet thread with CBD's food thread?
Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2016 12:18 AM (QDnY+)

Not sure, but if we taylored for the Japanese market we could mix tentacles and pron.

Posted by: StrawMan at February 25, 2016 12:19 AM (lidp8)

770 >>I get Rene Russo and Sandra Bullock mixed up


Give them both the Dirty Sanchez.

The one that says, 'Thanks!' is Sandra Bullock.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2016 12:20 AM (eRNg7)

771 Yeah from all accounts, Sandra is a dirty, dirty girl.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 25, 2016 12:20 AM (39g3+)

772 L,Elle,
You are not stupid. You should be pleased you found out now.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 25, 2016 12:21 AM (egOGm)

773 Thanks Slap. I feel a little better now. But I don't want to lose my best friend in the world. I can't. I depend on him for practical reasons. I need him for real reasons and he is my best friend in the whole wide world

Posted by: L, Elle at February 25, 2016 12:21 AM (2x3L+)

774 A good curative for an excess of Chicken Tikka Masala, or an untended overnight thread, is a bunch of cute French chicks singing.

Well, I have always found it to be thus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLNLMWx6MP0&index=2&list=RDBA5tW2JxnHg

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 25, 2016 12:21 AM (1zS3A)

775 Give them both the Dirty Sanchez.


I am not going to Urban Dictionary and I don't advise HA refugees to do so either.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 25, 2016 12:21 AM (1xUj/)

776 All I wanted out of life was to never be the 40(+) year old divorced guy.

2 x 4 Summation : LIFE FAIL
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2016 12:19 AM (eRNg7)

Join the club.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2016 12:21 AM (0mRoj)

777 So is L, Elle like.. L'elle or L, the girl?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 25, 2016 12:21 AM (39g3+)

778 Ah well, Horde. Time for me contemplate the insides of my eyelids for a few hours.

Hasta la nite nite, y'all !



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2016 12:22 AM (McRlu)

779 All I wanted out of life was to never be the 40(+) year old divorced guy.

---------

You a farmer, by chance?

Posted by: FarmersOnly.com at February 25, 2016 12:22 AM (sl+zA)

780 You don't have to loose him, L, Elle. He's gay, not dead.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 12:22 AM (OQ9R7)

781 764 actually, I get Rene Russo and Sandra Bullock mixed up
Posted by: chemjeff
-------------
WTF?
Dude, I was on your side all morning, but you just lost me completely...

Posted by: chi at February 25, 2016 12:22 AM (hnKhL)

782 lose, even.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 12:22 AM (OQ9R7)

783 G'Night, Jim.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 12:23 AM (OQ9R7)

784
They're remaking the Thomas Crown Affair, again? It wasn't even that good a movie the first time.Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 24, 2016 11:59 PM (39g3+)
----
I thought the one with Pierce Brosnan and Rene Russowas pretty good.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 25, 2016 12:23 AM (KlVdw)

785 Posted by: ss at February 25, 2016 12:10 AM (Nk0tH)

You are copying and pasting and have included weird special characters.

Replace every dash with a

-

and every quote with a

"

or

'

Same with ellipses

...

Three dots instead of one character. Basically... punctuation, like grammar and decent hygiene, is the enemy of AoSHQ.

Posted by: Mega at February 25, 2016 12:23 AM (JwLCI)

786 actually, I get Rene Russo and Sandra Bullock mixed up


Yeah it's really hard. Sandra Bullock is like woman shaped candy and Renee Russo ...isn't.

Hard to tell the difference sometimes.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 12:23 AM (qUNWi)

787 Guy on my old hockey team lives next door to the house where Sandra Bullock grew up. Her parents had just moved out back then, late 90s.


Annette Benning is from my neighborhood, but didn't know her or her brother - different ages (though close, I think they bracketed me in high school).

Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2016 12:23 AM (QDnY+)

788 L,Elle, so sorry, wish I could help

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 25, 2016 12:23 AM (uZNvH)

789 I know she's a dumb pop princess, but French girl Alizee makes me feel funny, like when we climbed the rope in gym class.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 25, 2016 12:23 AM (39g3+)

790 Any Canada themed South Park gets my time.
Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2016 12:16 AM (eRNg7)

--Did you see last season's "Freemium Isn't Free" with the Canadian Devil in it? Hilarious.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2016 12:23 AM (Lgsb+)

791 769 Also, if the HQ did a version for certain foreign markets (Korea, for example), would we combine the pet thread with CBD's food thread?
Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2016 12:18 AM (QDnY+)

Not sure, but if we taylored for the Japanese market we could mix tentacles and pron.
Posted by: StrawMan at February 25, 2016 12:19 AM (lidp
***
It's the Horde - we'll end up on those topics, even on a Gardening Thread.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2016 12:23 AM (lutOX)

792 Wasn't Sandra Bullock married to some dude who's ex was some porn star, and had a kid? And something about some other porn star with Nazi tattoos or something?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 25, 2016 12:24 AM (dvuhZ)

793 I love my platinum membership so I am not complaining, but there are literally HUNDREDS of people that would be happy to step in and provide content at an emergency notice.

Surely there is some way to harvest all this creativity?

Much like you have the spin off decision desk, how about another spinoff in the form of a moron aggregate content provider?

The people on here could spew out insane links and some micro commentary at a furious pace. We should try to harness all this energy. This seems doable. seriously.

Posted by: Max Power at February 25, 2016 12:24 AM (QCc6B)

794 Christopher...I think your lack of sugar and dairy is affecting your perceptions.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 12:24 AM (qUNWi)

795 Do you need to call someone, darlin'? I'll talk with you; by invite.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 12:24 AM (OQ9R7)

796
Let's just own up to it, we rely on Maet for late night topics, if only to distract us from ourselves.

The guy is way under-appreciated.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2016 12:24 AM (RrDm2)

797 what's wrong with Rene Russo? she seems quite pretty
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 25, 2016 12:16 AM (uZNvH)

what the fuck is wrong with you?

764 actually, I get Rene Russo and Sandra Bullock mixed up
Posted by: chemjeff

what the fuck is wrong with you?


Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2016 12:25 AM (vb33c)

798 No seriously, you don't think Sandra Bullock and Rene Russo look alike?

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 25, 2016 12:25 AM (uZNvH)

799 Well I do mistake Al Sharpton and Spike Lee.

Posted by: Geoffrey at February 25, 2016 12:25 AM (1RQsP)

800 The people on here could spew out insane links and some micro commentary at a furious pace. We should try to harness all this energy. This seems doable. seriously.

-----------

It sounds tiring.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2016 12:26 AM (sl+zA)

801 Speaking as someone who has made so many terrible decisions in her life, I can sympathize with you, L, Elle! It's not worth beating yourself up over them.

Stupid is being an an old crone under threat of indictment married to a serial adulterer, or an old geezer who thinks socialism can and will work!

Posted by: WTFO at February 25, 2016 12:26 AM (MeXxt)

802 I think your lack of sugar and dairy is affecting your perceptions.

Maybe I'm just a dumbass.

Wait, no maybe about it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 25, 2016 12:26 AM (39g3+)

803 No. Renee Russo and Sandra Bullock do not look alike. They're both cute, but that's about it.

Russo +1
Bullock +5

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 12:27 AM (OQ9R7)

804 >> the Canadian Devil

Yes. Good stuff.

I still can't watch the Royal Pudding Episode without laughing myself to tears.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2016 12:27 AM (eRNg7)

805 716
Damnit, Cooth...



Those long, inclusive posts are just plain annoying.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 12:06 AM (OQ9R7)


The doubled ones are pissing me off, too, if that's worth anything.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2016 12:27 AM (EzgxV)

806 Actually, Mike, disagree on both counts.


I think Maet is very much appreciated.


And nonetheless, most ONTs either instantly or quickly wander off and scarcely mention the usually excellent selection of topics Maet presents.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2016 12:28 AM (QDnY+)

807 Wasn't Sandra Bullock married to some dude who's ex was some porn star, and had a kid? And something about some other porn star with Nazi tattoos or something?
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 25, 2016 12:24 AM (dvuhZ)



yeah married some stunningly hot porn queen then married sb. he cheated on sb with some inked up nazi porn whore.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2016 12:28 AM (vb33c)

808 No seriously, you don't think Sandra Bullock and Rene Russo look alike?

No. Dumbass.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 12:28 AM (qUNWi)

809 Things just don't turn out like you plan, almost ever. Its tough not to be bitter or self pitying about it some days, though. At least now I don't have to worry about kids growing up in the future America, or whatever is left of it.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 25, 2016 12:17 AM (39g3+)

It hurts. I was married and had kids. All I ever wanted was to have a wife, children, and give the kids a loving, stable, two-parent environment, and have someone to grow old with. Then the now ex decided one day to blow it all up, for no discernible reason.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2016 12:28 AM (0mRoj)

810 The people on here could spew out insane links and some micro commentary at a furious pace.
-------------------------------------

Hell yeah, I can do that with my eyes closed! Oh wait, I saw furious pace and thought you said something else.

Posted by: Mega at February 25, 2016 12:28 AM (JwLCI)

811 793 I love my platinum membership so I am not complaining, but there are literally HUNDREDS of people that would be happy to step in and provide content at an emergency notice.

Surely there is some way to harvest all this creativity?

Much like you have the spin off decision desk, how about another spinoff in the form of a moron aggregate content provider?

The people on here could spew out insane links and some micro commentary at a furious pace. We should try to harness all this energy. This seems doable. seriously.
Posted by: Max Power at February 25, 2016 12:24 AM (QCc6B)
***
Bad idea.....

It would turn into a hamster-powered kinescope flick of pantsless 'rons hitting each other with folding chairs and empty bottles.

If I wanted that, I'd hang out with my stepfather's people.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2016 12:28 AM (lutOX)

812 "It sounds tiring."
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 25, 2016 12:26 AM (sl+zA)

^Funnier than the rest of you, including me^

I love this guy.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 12:28 AM (OQ9R7)

813 I'm not going to get into the "I'm so stupid" discussion in public. Private is on the table.

*You don't have a hobo living in your spare bedroom, do you?
*Ever date a girl for 4 years that was selling her food stamps for cocaine behind your back?

These are just the tip of the proverbial iceberg - I am fucking stoopid - you are far from it...

Posted by: chi at February 25, 2016 12:28 AM (hnKhL)

814 789: I had to Bing search her. Is she even out of her teens? Pretty kid, but still a kid. Get off my lawn!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 25, 2016 12:28 AM (NGd+i)

815 First they came for the content, and I did not speak out ... because there was last nights ONT.

What's happening to this country! After a long hard day, a guy wants a little content, a dog or cat video or two, a little crime story here and there, a chance to blame something on the juuuzzz. I'll tell'ya, things are gettin' pretty grim out there on the streets without the co-bloggers standing up on the balconies throwing out loaves of content!

I guess it's just another dull grey Netflix night. sigh....

Posted by: goon at February 25, 2016 12:29 AM (gy5kE)

816 Now that you mention it, putting Rene and Sandra side by side, they do have some similarities. Sandra is like Rene's hotter, younger sister.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 25, 2016 12:29 AM (39g3+)

817 bullock and russo look nothing alike.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2016 12:29 AM (vb33c)

818 #798: I really don't think they look alike.


Do you like Community? Sandra Bullock looks more like Annie (Alison Brie), while Renee Russo looks more like Britta (Gillian Jacobs).

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at February 25, 2016 12:29 AM (0OG8D)

819 I still can't watch the Royal Pudding Episode without laughing myself to tears.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2016 12:27 AM (eRNg7)

--Another classic. Terrance and Phillip and the Queef Sisters made a brief cameo. Also, Scott the Giant Dick.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2016 12:30 AM (zb1d1)

820 L' Elle: What's the deal?

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 25, 2016 12:30 AM (1zS3A)

821 It hurts. I was married and had kids. All I ever wanted was to have a wife, children, and give the kids a loving, stable, two-parent environment, and have someone to grow old with. Then the now ex decided one day to blow it all up, for no discernible reason.

Had kids?

What's your relationship with them now?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 25, 2016 12:30 AM (1xUj/)

822 >>you don't think Sandra Bullock and Rene Russo look alike?


Not even when they are both looking for the gift I hid under the pillow.

Also, there is no gift under the pillow.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2016 12:30 AM (eRNg7)

823 Chemjeff,
I don't mix up Rene Russo and Sandra bullock, but I see where it could happen
Sandra bullock was married to some motorcycle guy. Jesse James? He cheated on her with some tatted up girl. I think Jesse James works on cars on TV.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 25, 2016 12:30 AM (egOGm)

824 814 789: I had to Bing search her. Is she even out of her teens? Pretty kid, but still a kid. Get off my lawn!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 25, 2016 12:28 AM (NGd+i)

She's 31.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2016 12:30 AM (0mRoj)

825 "The doubled ones are pissing me off, too, if that's worth anything."
-Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2016 12:27 AM (EzgxV)

Use No Script and disallow mu.nu.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 12:30 AM (OQ9R7)

826 Is she even out of her teens? Pretty kid, but still a kid. Get off my lawn!!

She's in her 20s, so yeah too young for me. But she's really cute. A lot of French girls are. Sophie Marceau....

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 25, 2016 12:30 AM (39g3+)

827 no they do.
Rene Russo is like Sandra Bullock after getting her hair colored

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 25, 2016 12:31 AM (uZNvH)

828 M, I tore up your # bc I messed it all up the last time. Same with the email. I don't have any of that info anymore.

Don't worry. I'm okay.
After I start drinking,

Posted by: L, Elle at February 25, 2016 12:31 AM (2x3L+)

829 821 It hurts. I was married and had kids. All I ever wanted was to have a wife, children, and give the kids a loving, stable, two-parent environment, and have someone to grow old with. Then the now ex decided one day to blow it all up, for no discernible reason.

Had kids?

What's your relationship with them now?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 25, 2016 12:30 AM (1xUj/)

That wasn't clear. I meant had as in to produce. I see them on a schedule.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2016 12:31 AM (0mRoj)

830 Yeah, I just looked up that crap. Janine Lindemulder was Bullock's husband's ex. Hot porn star back in the 90s. Went tattoo crazy and drug crazy, wound up in jail for tax evasion.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 25, 2016 12:31 AM (dvuhZ)

831 "Then the now ex decided one day to blow it all up, for no discernible reason."

Sometimes people just turn out to be awful.

Posted by: Lauren at February 25, 2016 12:31 AM (Yj5mo)

832 Oh shit, now the "Intervention" parody with Towelie is on! I LOVE this one.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2016 12:32 AM (Lgsb+)

833 #789: Do you play World of Warcraft? The "dance" animation for female Night Elves was based on Alisee.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at February 25, 2016 12:32 AM (0OG8D)

834 I think Jesse James works on cars on TV.

He did Monster Garage, one of the first reality TV crafstman workshop shows, not too bad. James always seemed like he was really pretending to be badass and street but wasn't actually.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 25, 2016 12:33 AM (39g3+)

835 Sandra Bullock is/was gorgeous.

Sandy in The Blind Side was MILF candy.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 12:33 AM (qUNWi)

836 Damn!

Sharks tie it up at 3 at 18:30.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2016 12:33 AM (eRNg7)

837 831 "Then the now ex decided one day to blow it all up, for no discernible reason."

Sometimes people just turn out to be awful.
Posted by: Lauren at February 25, 2016 12:31 AM (Yj5mo)

Yeah. They do. The question of why doesn't keep me up nights or anything, but I was in a state of WTF for quite a while.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2016 12:33 AM (0mRoj)

838 Rene Russo is like Sandra Bullock after getting her hair colored

And aging 10 years. And having her face caved in with a wrecking ball.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 25, 2016 12:33 AM (39g3+)

839 769
Also, if the HQ did a version for certain foreign markets (Korea, for
example), would we combine the pet thread with CBD's food thread?

Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2016 12:18 AM (QDnY+)



Not sure, but if we taylored for the Japanese market we could mix tentacles and pron.



Posted by: StrawMan at February 25, 2016 12:19 AM (lidp


Hello?!?!?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2016 12:34 AM (EzgxV)

840 824:She's 31


No shit? Huh..... Ok then. The pics I saw, she looked teenish.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 25, 2016 12:34 AM (NGd+i)

841 Hot French woman whose politics aren't loony?


Marine Le Pen's niece.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2016 12:35 AM (Lgsb+)

842 ...Don't worry. I'm okay.
After I start drinking
"
-Posted by: L, Elle at February 25, 2016 12:31 AM (2x3L+)

You can call me tonight if you are feeling low, sweetheart. I'll email you my number if you need it.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 12:35 AM (OQ9R7)

843 Funniest video on the internet.

GAME OF THRONES

WINTER IS TRUMPING

Freakin' awesome. You will like.


http://tinyurl.com/jhnoewk

Posted by: Joanne at February 25, 2016 12:36 AM (hgBpU)

844 If I were a lesbian, Sandra Bullock for sure. Renee Russou would tell me to get off her lawn.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 25, 2016 12:36 AM (2x3L+)

845 840 824:She's 31


No shit? Huh..... Ok then. The pics I saw, she looked teenish.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 25, 2016 12:34 AM (NGd+i)

She's very young looking for sure.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2016 12:36 AM (0mRoj)

846 Yeah, I just looked up that crap. Janine Lindemulder was Bullock's husband's ex. Hot porn star back in the 90s. Went tattoo crazy and drug crazy, wound up in jail for tax evasion.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 25, 2016 12:31 AM (dvuhZ)



someone said she got inked up to get out of porn, she was thinking getting all inked up would make her unmarketable, unfortunately she did not anticipate the internets.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2016 12:37 AM (vb33c)

847 Goodnight, L,Elle hang in there. I'm really sorry you are hurting.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 25, 2016 12:37 AM (egOGm)

848 Hate to break it to you guys but Alizee is over 30.

Posted by: random lurker at February 25, 2016 12:37 AM (+tRIN)

849 "If I were a lesbian, Sandra Bullock for sure. Renee Russou would tell me to get off her lawn."
-Posted by: L, Elle at February 25, 2016 12:36 AM (2x3L+)

So, you're saying there's a chance. Hawt.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 12:38 AM (OQ9R7)

850 "798
No seriously, you don't think Sandra Bullock and Rene Russo look alike?"

of course they do: two tits, a hole and a heartbeat

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at February 25, 2016 12:38 AM (UOPKC)

851 #840: She was still a teenager at the time World of Warcraft based the female Night Elf's "dance" animation on a dance she was doing in her videos.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at February 25, 2016 12:38 AM (0OG8D)

852 Do you play World of Warcraft? The "dance" animation for female Night Elves was based on Alisee.

Yeah the origins of the dances are pretty fun. The designers are pretty playful sometimes.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 25, 2016 12:38 AM (39g3+)

853 845 840 824:She's 31


No shit? Huh..... Ok then. The pics I saw, she looked teenish.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 25, 2016 12:34 AM (NGd+i)

She's very young looking for sure.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2016 12:36 AM (0mRoj)
***
My angel, the Colonel's daughter, still gets carded when we have the occasional adult beverage.

She's twice the legal age for booze, and it never fails to irritate her and delight me when the server raises a skeptical eyebrow.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2016 12:39 AM (lutOX)

854 69
Also, if the HQ did a version for certain foreign markets (Korea, for
example), would we combine the pet thread with CBD's food thread?

Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2016 12:18 AM (QDnY+)


you would also have to have every comment include the words hai, mushi mushi, and tentacles. no particular order.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2016 12:39 AM (vb33c)

855 I am swinging back and forth between Shriekback and Linton Kwesi Johnson, straight razor in hand.

G'night y'all.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 25, 2016 12:39 AM (1zS3A)

856 Good evening. No one choosing to be here at this time of night is stupid. Other things maybe, but definitely not stupid!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 25, 2016 12:39 AM (GzDYP)

857 Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 24, 2016 10:39 PM (5p18q)





--Great, another Moron who hasn't watched Deadwood.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2016 10:41 PM (zb1d1)


You two are the same person: you know it, I know it, and now everyone knows it. The Long Charade is ended....

Posted by: wisdom of the ages at February 25, 2016 12:40 AM (8CdUx)

858 "Renee Russou would tell me to get off her lawn."


i wouldn't mind getting off on her lawn, but i'd rather creampie a cougar like that.

/tacky

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 25, 2016 12:40 AM (UOPKC)

859 The pics I saw, she looked teenish.

I think its the hair and the outfits, they are really young. She has one of those faces that doesn't really seem to age though.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 25, 2016 12:40 AM (39g3+)

860 no, I can absolutely verify that I don't have a hot Latina wife, like logprof does

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 25, 2016 12:40 AM (uZNvH)

861 Slap, you are so nice ---- the source of all your problems in life, IMHO.

I'm okay. I don't need to make your life more burdensome or complicated. I don't want that.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 25, 2016 12:41 AM (2x3L+)

862 "798
No seriously, you don't think Sandra Bullock and Rene Russo look alike?"

of course they do: two tits, a hole and a heartbeat
Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at February 25, 2016 12:38 AM (UOPKC)


dude, there's more than one hole. you have a real problem if you are only finding one.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2016 12:41 AM (vb33c)

863 well, going to bed, good night all
L,elle, so sorry that you are having problems
If there is something the HQ can do to help, just say so

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 25, 2016 12:41 AM (uZNvH)

864 813
I'm not going to get into the "I'm so stupid" discussion in public. Private is on the table.



*You don't have a hobo living in your spare bedroom, do you?

*Ever date a girl for 4 years that was selling her food stamps for cocaine behind your back?



These are just the tip of the proverbial iceberg - I am fucking stoopid - you are far from it...

Posted by: chi at February 25, 2016 12:28 AM (hnKhL)


I'd like to think that the circumstances leading up to our meeting were showing off some of my awesome totally fucking stupid chops.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2016 12:42 AM (EzgxV)

865 Good god. I turned on the Megyn repeat to hear what Cruz said.

Now it's Kasich.

How did this guy get elected dog catcher in the first place?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 25, 2016 12:42 AM (1xUj/)

866 "Renee Russou would tell me to get off her lawn."



yeah because she does not want you walking all over her dinner while she is eating.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2016 12:43 AM (vb33c)

867 best way to get a hobo out of your spare room is tell Ace where he is.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 25, 2016 12:43 AM (39g3+)

868 846: I'm -- uh, a friend, friend is remembering now, she used to do a strip club act with another one, Julia Ann, called it "Blondage"back in the early 90s.

Hell, ol' Julia from what I see is still at it big time pushing 50 and still looks hot as hell. Porn Hall of Famer. 25 years.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 25, 2016 12:43 AM (dvuhZ)

869 Hate to break it to you guys but Alizee is over 30.


30 is young to me.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 12:43 AM (qUNWi)

870 Good evening. No one choosing to be here at this time of night is stupid. Other things maybe, but definitely not stupid!"
-Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 25, 2016 12:39 AM (GzDYP)

You are complimentary, as usual, but I beg to differ. Idiots creep into crevices like ants and stinkbugs.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 12:43 AM (OQ9R7)

871 Thanks CaliGirl. I hope I see you on the Saturday Pet thread

Posted by: L, Elle at February 25, 2016 12:43 AM (2x3L+)

872 G'Night, chemjeff.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 12:44 AM (OQ9R7)

873 Idiots creep into crevices like ants and stinkbugs.

They let me in every night. I think its pity, mostly.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 25, 2016 12:44 AM (39g3+)

874 I am swinging back and forth between Shriekback and Linton Kwesi Johnson, straight razor in hand.

G'night y'all.


hurry back douchebag.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 12:44 AM (qUNWi)

875 Towelie huffing computer duster to get high.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2016 12:44 AM (Lgsb+)

876
Q: Who was the worlds first carpenter?

A: Eve, because she made Adams banana stand



Posted by: WTFO at February 25, 2016 12:44 AM (MeXxt)

877 If I were a lesbian, Sandra Bullock for sure. Renee Russou would tell me to get off her lawn.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 25, 2016 12:36 AM (2x3L+)


She doesn't wax?

Posted by: The Buffalo Gals at February 25, 2016 12:45 AM (vBeA5)

878 825
"The doubled ones are pissing me off, too, if that's worth anything."

-Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2016 12:27 AM (EzgxV)



Use No Script and disallow mu.nu.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 12:30 AM (OQ9R7)


I use NoScript, and allow mu.nu -- this might be the problem.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2016 12:45 AM (EzgxV)

879 >>Hell, ol' Julia from what I see is still at it big time pushing 50 and still looks hot as hell. Porn Hall of Famer. 25 years.


Piker.

Posted by: Nina Hartley at February 25, 2016 12:45 AM (eRNg7)

880 ..."How did this guy get elected dog catcher in the first place?"
-Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 25, 2016 12:42 AM (1xUj/)

Because he was running against a cheating, (on his wife), idiot named Edwin Fitzgerald.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 12:45 AM (OQ9R7)

881 'Night, chemjeff!

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2016 12:46 AM (Lgsb+)

882 >>> yeah because she does not want you walking all over her dinner while she is eating.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2016 12:43 AM
------
Oh Shit!!!
You're awful. You're terrible!!
But you made me laugh.
Thanks

Posted by: L, Elle at February 25, 2016 12:46 AM (2x3L+)

883 "I use NoScript, and allow mu.nu -- this might be the problem."
-Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2016 12:45 AM (EzgxV)

Allow it to read the stuff, but disallow it for posting.

*ProTip*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 12:47 AM (OQ9R7)

884 yankeefifth must be a youngster...

he's never heard of the Diceman?

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 25, 2016 12:47 AM (UOPKC)

885 844 If I were a lesbian, Sandra Bullock for sure. Renee Russou would tell me to get off her lawn.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 25, 2016 12:36 AM (2x3L+)



Wait a second... what was all that about you and willow snuggling up and putting on Netflix.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2016 12:47 AM (zt+N6)

886 Because he was running against a cheating, (on his wife), idiot named Edwin Fitzgerald.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 12:45 AM (OQ9R7)

So he benefited from the wreck of the Edwin Fitzgerald.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2016 12:47 AM (0mRoj)

887
30 is young to me.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 12:43 AM (qUNWi)

Me too.

Posted by: random lurker at February 25, 2016 12:48 AM (+tRIN)

888 S**t's getting real in Venezuela

http://preview.tinyurl.com/od4qwoh

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 25, 2016 12:48 AM (vBeA5)

889 Piker.

Posted by: Nina Hartley at February 25, 2016 12:45 AM (eRNg7)


Tramp

Posted by: Kay Parker at February 25, 2016 12:48 AM (UOPKC)

890 Wait a second... what was all that about you and willow snuggling up and putting on Netflix.

They were gonna sit on either side of me on the couch.

In my dreams

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 25, 2016 12:49 AM (39g3+)

891 >>>> Wait a second... what was all that about you and willow snuggling up and putting on Netflix.
Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2016 12:47 AM (zt+N6)
----
There was no mention of Netflix. Me and willow just kissed. And it was totally innocent.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 25, 2016 12:49 AM (2x3L+)

892 Hate to break it to you guys but Alizee is over 30.


30 is young to me.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 12:43 AM (qUNWi)



so she is french? now I see why the huns invaded. maybe we should give it a shot ourselves.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2016 12:49 AM (vb33c)

893 705 "She tastes blood on her son's cock."

Y'all figure it out.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 25, 2016 12:04 AM (1zS3A)



Just so y'all know who this An Poc ar Buile guy is coming from.

This is why I hate this fucking troll.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 12:50 AM (qUNWi)

894 Well tis late, and Maetenloch's contentless post made me sleepy. Have fun and don't forget to pick up your Lace Wigs.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 25, 2016 12:50 AM (39g3+)

895 886 Because he was running against a cheating, (on his wife), idiot named Edwin Fitzgerald.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 12:45 AM (OQ9R7)

So he benefited from the wreck of the Edwin Fitzgerald.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2016 12:47 AM (0mRoj)
***
Damn you, sir!

Damn you to the bowels of screaming Hell!

That Canuck's mournful and interminable dirge plays on the Jukebox from Hell within my skull at least once a year. it's still only February, and you just started it up....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2016 12:50 AM (lutOX)

896 >>30 is young to me.


30 can't be considered too young, though.
Young. OK.


But you'd still hit it with pride.
...your penis.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2016 12:50 AM (eRNg7)

897 "So he benefited from the wreck of the Edwin Fitzgerald."
-Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2016 12:47 AM (0mRoj)

You cannot think that you were the first to think of that since 2012.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 12:50 AM (OQ9R7)

898 852 Do you play World of Warcraft? The "dance" animation for female Night Elves was based on Alisee.

Yeah the origins of the dances are pretty fun. The designers are pretty playful sometimes.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 25, 2016 12:38 AM (39g3+)



The dances for Guild Wars were always pretty good. I believe the elementalist male would start out with a few moves and then finish with Elaine from Seinfeld's dance. Another character's dance moves was Napoleon Dynamite.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2016 12:51 AM (zt+N6)

899 #854: It depends on whether this hypothetical cob-logger... I'll call him Mr. Lee... pronounces his name as "ee" or "rhee".

Anna Puma might get that joke, but, yeah, I'll acknowledge that it fails otherwise, and so I'll explain it (because if you have to explain the joke, it failed).

"Lee" is pronounced "ee" in South Korea, and "rhee" in North Korea.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at February 25, 2016 12:51 AM (0OG8D)

900 Because he was running against a cheating, (on his wife), idiot named Edwin Fitzgerald.
Posted by: Slapweasel


That guy was a wreck.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 25, 2016 12:52 AM (FkBIv)

901 G'Night, Christopher Taylor.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 12:52 AM (OQ9R7)

902 Kasich=yuck, as in gag me. They kept playing on the radio yesterday, a woman who went to his town hall at George Mason who said she's a dem voter, but he's so bipartisan and reach across the aisle-ish...just pure crap.

Then for the second half of the day they played a woman who was so offended when he said that women came out of their kitchens to get him elected. With audio of him actually saying that. Dumbass.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 25, 2016 12:52 AM (GzDYP)

903 You cannot think that you were the first to think of that since 2012.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 12:50 AM (OQ9R7)

I never made any such claim. But I was the first to say it here!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2016 12:52 AM (0mRoj)

904 'Night, C. Taylor!

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2016 12:52 AM (Lgsb+)

905 damn. left the 'and' out.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2016 12:52 AM (eRNg7)

906 "That guy was a wreck."
-Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 25, 2016 12:52 AM (FkBIv)

*sigh*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 12:53 AM (OQ9R7)

907
That Canuck's mournful and interminable dirge plays on the Jukebox from Hell within my skull at least once a year. it's still only February, and you just started it up....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2016 12:50 AM (lutOX)

Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2016 12:53 AM (0mRoj)

908 Oh...I'd hit a 30 something chick like the wind.

Just saying...anyone who comes in here thinking 30 is old is probably too young for the room.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 12:54 AM (qUNWi)

909 There is video of Kasich getting out of his car, (after getting pulled-over), asking the cop: "Do you know who I am?"

I am not going to look it up, but you reprobates can find it.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 12:55 AM (OQ9R7)

910 There is video of Kasich getting out of his car, (after getting pulled-over), asking the cop: "Do you know who I am?"

Well, he sounds hideous!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 25, 2016 12:57 AM (GzDYP)

911 907
That Canuck's mournful and interminable dirge plays on the Jukebox from Hell within my skull at least once a year. it's still only February, and you just started it up....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2016 12:50 AM (lutOX)


Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2016 12:53 AM (0mRoj)
***
All I'm saying is this:

Sundown, you'd better take care.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2016 12:57 AM (lutOX)

912 30? Good lord, babe in the woods.

My father used to embarass me with I was in my late teens. He'd see girl, obviously in her mid-20s to 30ish, and ask "is she in your class?"

I'm getting the same damn way. 20s look underage and I get ashamed myself sometimes. But I still get over it.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 25, 2016 12:58 AM (dvuhZ)

913 #908: 30 is young to me, and, yeah, I'd hit that so hard the man could pull me out would be the King of England.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at February 25, 2016 12:58 AM (0OG8D)

914 this is not getting my estoppel argument written...

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 25, 2016 12:58 AM (UOPKC)

915 "Well, he sounds hideous!"
-Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 25, 2016 12:57 AM (GzDYP)

He's a dude in khakis, so...

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 12:58 AM (OQ9R7)

916 Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 25, 2016 12:52 AM (GzDYP)

Interesting observation of realtime media propagandizing ...

Establish him as a nice moderate ... and then play up how unelectable a GOP moderate is. The unmentioned GOP extremists must be unthinkably scary, eh?

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 25, 2016 12:59 AM (1D4Ef)

917 Gordon Lightfoot. The proscribed scourge of any criminal enterprise.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 01:00 AM (OQ9R7)

918 912 30? Good lord, babe in the woods.

My father used to embarass me with I was in my late teens. He'd see girl, obviously in her mid-20s to 30ish, and ask "is she in your class?"

I'm getting the same damn way. 20s look underage and I get ashamed myself sometimes. But I still get over it.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 25, 2016 12:58 AM (dvuhZ)
***
I've had occasion, previously, to observe that I knew I was growing into man's estate when, at my gig, I stopped looking at the coeds on move-in day and found myself noticing their perfectly charming mothers.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2016 01:01 AM (lutOX)

919 his is not getting my estoppel argument written...

Are we estopping your estoppel?

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 01:02 AM (qUNWi)

920 so your alizee girl is definitely cute, not so sure she is a good singer.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2016 01:02 AM (vb33c)

921 My shooting buddy started trying to explain turtle graphics to me last time we punched some paper....and I'm like, "before it was a Python module....before there was a Python....before you were born....it was in UCSD Pascal for the Apple II, where I encountered it in a college class."

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2016 01:03 AM (EzgxV)

922 919 his is not getting my estoppel argument written...

Are we estopping your estoppel?
Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 01:02 AM (qUNWi)

Work disruption is collateral damage of hanging on the ONT.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2016 01:03 AM (0mRoj)

923 Mmmm...perfectly charming mothers.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 01:04 AM (qUNWi)

924 918: The 20s are just for looking now. I have no idea what any of them are talking about. And I stopped even wanting to pretend to care. Listening to them chatter, it might as well be Mandarin. It's English, but what they're talking about, pop culture nonsense, I couldn't care less.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 25, 2016 01:05 AM (dvuhZ)

925 PASCAL was before BASIC.

Go to 10.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 01:05 AM (OQ9R7)

926 The great divide is when the milfs start being gilfs

Posted by: random lurker at February 25, 2016 01:05 AM (+tRIN)

927 I got here too late tonight so I will have to wait for another time to share the story of how my minivan died tonight with fantastic fashion during a tornado watch, valiantly trying to get my daughter and I home. Spoiler: it almost made it. Sigh.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 25, 2016 01:06 AM (GzDYP)

928 "You go by tens because you're going to need to correct things."

-My computer teacher, circa 1988.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 01:06 AM (OQ9R7)

929 Time for me to go. See you reprobates later.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2016 01:07 AM (0mRoj)

930 Milfs gilfs whateveah...

Bathe them and bring them to my chamber.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 01:08 AM (qUNWi)

931 927 I got here too late tonight so I will have to wait for another time to share the story of how my minivan died tonight with fantastic fashion during a tornado watch, valiantly trying to get my daughter and I home. Spoiler: it almost made it. Sigh.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 25, 2016 01:06 AM (GzDYP)


--My mom told me about the deaths in Waverley. Such a tragedy. When I grew up I don't recall a single tornado in Virginia, now this.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2016 01:08 AM (Lgsb+)

932 G'Night, Insomniac.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 01:08 AM (OQ9R7)

933 Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at February 25, 2016 12:59 AM (1D4Ef)

Zactly. They'll be using it as an example of how it's done in journalism school.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 25, 2016 01:09 AM (GzDYP)

934 Good Evening. Good Grief!

Almost 1000 comments? What's the what th?

And I thought Maet was joking when he said last night that he'd be taking tonight off.

Just what I needed to find after spending half a day trying to get the internet and the intranet to talk to one another.

I think the wireless router may need replacing. Alas, another expense to add to a long list recently.

Called the cable company just to have them verify that the modem looked like it was good on their end. The service guy said the modem was working but the router needed this and that reset.

After not being able to figure out what he had told us, called cable company back and that led to the best line of the day:

2nd cable tech guy: Everything that first cable tech guy told you is wrong.

Wanna smack somebody.

Hi.

Posted by: mindful webworker - present, tense at February 25, 2016 01:10 AM (DUqif)

935 923 Mmmm...perfectly charming mothers.
Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 01:04 AM (qUNWi)
***
Perhaps it is yet another proof - as of this were required - of either my status as a degenerated pre-vert, or that the Creator is a male and so loves us, His first, albeit flawed, creatures - but there's something about a woman who's a mother - something distinctly, not to say biologically, appealing - that, to a man of a fair amount of experience, is more or less irresistible.

Something in the swing of the hips, the roundness of hip, the softness of flank.....

Eh, but women are ever beautiful, and this clouds one's judgment, perhaps.

(Confessional time - I was 18 when I met my own 'Mrs. Robinson,' a professor of political philosophy who specialized in Schmidtianism.... her son was older than I was, but she was perfect in every way.... there was some let us call it awkwardness at her memorial service.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2016 01:11 AM (lutOX)

936 925
PASCAL was before BASIC.



Go to 10.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 01:05 AM (OQ9R7)


BASIC came before Pascal for me -- I was programming in Dartmouth BASIC on an HP 21114A computer in High School....a whompin' 16K of magnetic core memory shared by three users.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2016 01:11 AM (EzgxV)

937 Maybe if they manage to extend lifespans like they're talking, we'll be talking GGILFS someday.

Hell, Sarah Palin is GILF by a mile.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 25, 2016 01:11 AM (dvuhZ)

938 -Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2016 01:11 AM (EzgxV)

You're right. My bad. I was thinking COBOL.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 01:12 AM (OQ9R7)

939 lots of gilfs are not as old as they should be.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2016 01:13 AM (vb33c)

940 Hell, Sarah Palin is GILF by a mile.
Postesd by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 25, 2016 01:11 AM (dvuhZ)

she was. no she needs a ball gag to be doable.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2016 01:15 AM (vb33c)

941 924 918: Listening to them chatter, it might as well be Mandarin.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 25, 2016 01:05 AM (dvuhZ)
***
Pity your poor correspondent and fellow 'ron - some of my 'nieces' speak Mandarin..........

I always joke with them, after hearing a burst of their mother-tongue, because sometimes they forget, which is very flattering: ' Yeah, that's easy for you to say....."

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2016 01:15 AM (lutOX)

942 I got here too late tonight so I will have to wait for another time to
share the story of how my minivan died tonight with fantastic fashion
during a tornado watch, valiantly trying to get my daughter and I home.
Spoiler: it almost made it. Sigh.


Once made the mistake of owning a Ford Windstar. The transmissions were rated for 70k miles. And that's exactly when they die.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 25, 2016 01:15 AM (YJmuy)

943 "Hell, Sarah Palin is GILF by a mile."

i spent a few years living with a cow-orker's mom...

his kids were calling me "grandpa", and i was younger than him.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 25, 2016 01:15 AM (UOPKC)

944
she was. no she needs a ball gag to be doable.


Shut yo mouth.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 01:16 AM (qUNWi)

945 Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2016 01:08 AM (Lgsb+)

Cab driver took us home, chatting and mentions he's from Tappahannock. Later, I find on the web that there's more than 5 miles of destruction in Tappahannock with closest hospital at capacity. Digging people out.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 25, 2016 01:17 AM (GzDYP)

946 "she was. no she needs a ball gag to be doable."

sounds like someone doesn't have the tools for the j*b...

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 25, 2016 01:17 AM (UOPKC)

947 She could whisper sweet nothings in my ear...

Fish salmon whatever...

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 01:18 AM (qUNWi)

948 I could be "First Dude", as long as I could get behind Sarah Palin.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 01:19 AM (OQ9R7)

949 Well, I sure love to see what sounds I could make come out of the mouth.

Couldn't be as bad as Fran Drescher back in the day, and I would've hit that like a wild man (don't know what she looks like now, maybe I don't want to).

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 25, 2016 01:21 AM (dvuhZ)

950 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjz2TvC2TT4

Always makes me think of my first love, the woman I avoid at all cost....

Chicks have movies, and fill up the pages of magazines and books, and consume massive amounts of bandwidth, about their heartache.....

We poor Sons of Adam have booze, and Mahler, and little else....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2016 01:22 AM (lutOX)

951 848 Hate to break it to you guys but Alizee is over 30.
Posted by: random lurker at February 25, 2016 12:37 AM (+tRIN)


And sadly all tatted up these days. :-(

Posted by: Maetenloch at February 25, 2016 01:24 AM (wqVD1)

952 I've never been anywhere near Alaska, and I've always found Sarah's accent endearing.

Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2016 01:24 AM (sdi6R)

953 All right, time for me to tap out.

Have a good night, y'all!

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2016 01:25 AM (Lgsb+)

954 G'Night, logprof.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 01:26 AM (OQ9R7)

955 I will see your Charles Trenet, and raise you an Edith Piaf.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3Kvu6Kgp88

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 25, 2016 01:26 AM (VdICR)

956 You know, I just had a sad realization. Prompted from the discussionI was, for purely research and academic purposes, looking up Julia Ann's filmography and awards over the years.

Then it hit me. She's about my age. And she's a woman. And she still gets more p'tang in a month that I'll get in a lifetime.

That's just.....funny.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 25, 2016 01:28 AM (dvuhZ)

957 Sleep well LogProf.

Pups are begging for some petting, so I'm saying goodnight, too. Thanks to all here.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 25, 2016 01:29 AM (GzDYP)

958 And sadly all tatted up these days. :-(
Posted by: Maetenloch at February 25, 2016 01:24 AM (wqVD1)

French Britney Spears in more ways than one. Although at least she appears to have maintained her sanity.

Posted by: random lurker at February 25, 2016 01:30 AM (+tRIN)

959 G'Night, Old Dominion Mom!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 01:31 AM (OQ9R7)

960 she, palin, has a fine accent, it is all the nonsense she started spewing while endorsing trump that makes the gag necessary.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2016 01:31 AM (vb33c)

961
So, did Mainah survive the tornados in Virginia??

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 25, 2016 01:31 AM (iQIUe)

962 night everyone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2016 01:32 AM (vb33c)

963 A year ago, we were getting swarms of tiny earthquakes in Socal but we havent had one in a while. .

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 25, 2016 01:32 AM (iQIUe)

964 938
-Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2016 01:11 AM (EzgxV)



You're right. My bad. I was thinking COBOL.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 01:12 AM (OQ9R7)


I can program in COBOL. Took a course and everything. (You might recall that IRL I've been a CPA). Had some brief moments where I thought it might make me big bucks during the Y2K panic (but I was otherwise profitably engaged as CFO of a telecom equipment manufacturer.....).

One of the underappreciated factoids regarding early programming languages is that so many of them originated at DARPA. ForTran '57 (which is a precursor to BASIC) was developed for computing missile trajectories according to John Backus. COBOL '59 was championed by Grace Hopper. Algol '58 (which is a precursor to Pascal and C), was essentially a NATO program bringing together American and European programmers.....[the fourth language from that era, LISP....well.....]

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2016 01:33 AM (EzgxV)

965 G'Night, Yankeefifth.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 01:34 AM (OQ9R7)

966 955 I will see your Charles Trenet, and raise you an Edith Piaf.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3Kvu6Kgp88
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 25, 2016 01:26 AM (VdICR)
***
Meh.... Ute Lemper is not canonical, but she owns this song....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwdU-SMHkaw

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2016 01:34 AM (lutOX)

967 Is that the same LISP that CADD still uses? I suspect it is, seems about the right vintage.

Posted by: random lurker at February 25, 2016 01:35 AM (+tRIN)

968 MOAR on the FBI FUBARing the terrorist phone

http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/220303.php

but yeah, let's blame Apple.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 25, 2016 01:39 AM (UOPKC)

969 I've got virtual machines built here that recreate the environments of my youth. One is for all my old 16-bit DOS and some 16-bit Win crap programming stuff.

I haven't fired one up in ages, but I had it recreated perfectly.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 25, 2016 01:40 AM (dvuhZ)

970 -Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2016 01:33 AM (EzgxV)

You see? Your posts have been cut in-half!
---

I wish I'd have taken more computer courses. I really wish I were fluent in more code than I am. (Self-Taught).

So... as a throwback, I humbly offer this sweet, sweet Bingo, Bango, Bongo tune:

http://tinyurl.com/bsd5z33

The Andrews Sisters are beyond reproach!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 01:40 AM (OQ9R7)

971 "A year ago, we were getting swarms of tiny earthquakes in Socal but we havent had one in a while. ."

great: now we're all going to fall into the ocean...

bastage.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 25, 2016 01:41 AM (UOPKC)

972 Well, read the first 200 comments and the last part of the thread so far. Can't figure out what pushed comments up to 1000, other than lack of post content.

Do I want to know? Doesn't seem to be going too fast now. Glad I seem to have missed the rush. Just hanging out with the hardcore late night crowd.

My drink went too fast. I think I need another. Y'think?

Posted by: mindful webworker - lurking, loping along at February 25, 2016 01:45 AM (DUqif)

973 I don't wish for "Letting It Burn", nor do I want to "Make it Burn".

I don't want to set the world on fire...

http://tinyurl.com/jsu9v3d

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 01:45 AM (OQ9R7)

974 still lots of quakes here in #Failifornia


http://tinyurl.com/h7k7vcn

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 25, 2016 01:45 AM (UOPKC)

975 969
I've got virtual machines built here that recreate the environments of
my youth. One is for all my old 16-bit DOS and some 16-bit Win crap
programming stuff.


Meh. I ported CP/M-68K to ARM so I can live the 8-bit life with 32 bits.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 25, 2016 01:45 AM (o78gS)

976 From the latest I've read on this Apple crap, the FBI is lying. This is nothing but trying to create a precedent for routine government backdooring and cracking, via forcing the tech companies to do it, of our encryption systems.

From some stuff I was reading, there are some holes in this iPhone's security, which means it most likely "leaks" the encryption key.

An agency like the NSA would have no trouble exploiting that little link. They build data hoovering Death Stars in the Utah desert that consume more power than Salt Lake City.

Routine hackers and maybe corporate level bad guys might not be able to catch the leaked key, but No Such Agency could in a heart beat.

No, there is likely seperation there and NSA doesn't want to let the FBI in on their secrets and all that, but rest assured the US govt has the trivial ability to get in that damned phone. And they likely have (and the FBI was out of the loop). If there were anything there, they've acted on it.

I'm now convinced of this. This is just Kabuki theater to get that precedent set.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 25, 2016 01:45 AM (dvuhZ)

977 967
Is that the same LISP that CADD still uses? I suspect it is, seems about the right vintage.

Posted by: random lurker at February 25, 2016 01:35 AM (+tRIN)


It used to be that there were four different thoughts about the way computing was going -- the Scientific, relying on Formula Translation [ForTran]; the Policy-driven, relying on COmmon Business [COBOL]; the Process-driven, relying on Algorithms [Algol]; and the Data-driven, relying on List Processing [LISP].

Thing is, Operating Systems started being written in Algol-based languages and became the dominant paradigm.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2016 01:46 AM (EzgxV)

978 A niece - and a very charming one - just learned I'm leaving, and says she'd like to see me before I go....

And so, I'm off to take her to a movie and a very late dinner..

While I'm out sinning, do thou make penance for me...

Lord, but she's adorable.......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 25, 2016 01:46 AM (lutOX)

979 936
BASIC
came before Pascal for me -- I was programming in Dartmouth BASIC on an
HP 21114A computer in High School....a whompin' 16K of magnetic core
memory shared by three users.


16K? Luxury! I started out with 4K on a TRS-80 with Level I BASIC. It had only three error messages: "WHAT?", "HOW?", and "SORRY!"

Posted by: Anachronda at February 25, 2016 01:49 AM (o78gS)

980 One last thing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLphfppRIaU

Enjoy!

*dial tone*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 25, 2016 01:50 AM (OQ9R7)

981 976
From the latest I've read on this Apple crap, the FBI is lying. This is
nothing but trying to create a precedent for routine government
backdooring and cracking, via forcing the tech companies to do it, of
our encryption systems.

From some stuff I was reading, there are
some holes in this iPhone's security, which means it most likely
"leaks" the encryption key.

An agency like the NSA would have
no trouble exploiting that little link. They build data hoovering Death
Stars in the Utah desert that consume more power than Salt Lake City.


Routine hackers and maybe corporate level bad guys might not be able to
catch the leaked key, but No Such Agency could in a heart beat.


No, there is likely seperation there and NSA doesn't want to let the
FBI in on their secrets and all that, but rest assured the US govt has
the trivial ability to get in that damned phone. And they likely have
(and the FBI was out of the loop). If there were anything there, they've
acted on it.

I'm now convinced of this. This is just Kabuki theater to get that precedent set.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 25, 2016 01:45 AM (dvuhZ)


[ ] Smells a little off....
[X] Stinks to high heaven....

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2016 01:54 AM (EzgxV)

982 979
936

BASIC

came before Pascal for me -- I was programming in Dartmouth BASIC on an

HP 21114A computer in High School....a whompin' 16K of magnetic core

memory shared by three users.

16K? Luxury! I started out
with 4K on a TRS-80 with Level I BASIC. It had only three error
messages: "WHAT?", "HOW?", and "SORRY!"



Posted by: Anachronda at February 25, 2016 01:49 AM (o78gS)


I've got a TRS-80 Model III in the garage.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2016 01:56 AM (EzgxV)

983 976
No, there is likely seperation there and NSA doesn't want to let the FBI in on their secrets and all that, but rest assured the US govt has the trivial ability to get in that damned phone. And they likely have (and the FBI was out of the loop). If there were anything there, they've acted on it.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 25, 2016 01:45 AM (dvuhZ)


And remember how the FBI let the media tromp all over that apartment full of evidence, thus spoiling it.

But no, it's totes necessary to prevent people from having secure communications because terrorism.

Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2016 01:56 AM (sdi6R)

984 G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 25, 2016 02:00 AM (YJmuy)

985 888
S**t's getting real in Venezuela

Shit *was* getting real in 2014. That story's two years old.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 25, 2016 02:00 AM (o78gS)

986 982
I've got a TRS-80 Model III in the garage.

I have a spatchcocked Model I framed on a board. But it's a 16K unit with Level II BASIC.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 25, 2016 02:01 AM (o78gS)

987 ...4K on a TRS-80 with Level I BASIC...

My first computer. Siigh.

Kept that thing going, with upgrades, 'til I finally got a PC-AT. Still have two TRS-80s in the catacombs. Bet I could cobble one out of the two of them, but I don't know if any of the disk drives still work.

I knew those machines inside and out. (Of course, there wasn't that much to know...!) A favorite moment: being horrified at breaking a leggie off a chip, then soldering on a tiny piece of wire in its place, and plugging it in... and it worked! Try doing that on your modern computer!

Posted by: mindful webworker - technickal geenyus at February 25, 2016 02:01 AM (DUqif)

988 If you're interested in some of the details: This phone, even with "whole disk" encryption enabled, has been proven to get some of that encrypted data off the disk and decrypt it *before the passcode is entered*. This is of course, a flaw.

Now, that means it fetches the keys without a passcode and exposes that "on the bus".

If you are No Such Agency, capturing that "key leak" would be trivial. It would take some serious sophisticated equipment to do it, but to them, it's nothing. And not to other similiar foreign agencies.

Hell, maybe even private bad guys with the know how and money.

Make image of encrypted data in phone. Fetch key via monitoring the circuit activity and catch that key when it's exposed. Use key to decrypt image of phone's encrypted "disk" data.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 25, 2016 02:03 AM (dvuhZ)

989 888 S**t's getting real in Venezuela

http://preview.tinyurl.com/od4qwoh
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 25, 2016 12:48 AM (vBeA5)


Think any of the Bernie! voters will notice?

Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2016 02:05 AM (sdi6R)

990 Oh, hey, speaking of oldtimey computer stuff, I hear that the creator of LINCtape died.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 25, 2016 02:06 AM (o78gS)

991 As far as old-timey computer stuff goes.....Maetenloch brings a fuckton of evocative content to ONTs over and over and over and over. The times when he posts pictures a fat and a chunck of beef organs or nothing at all gain notoriety from their rareness.



Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2016 02:16 AM (EzgxV)

992 Sometimes when I come into these late ONT's, I notice nobody seems to acknowledge my presence until I say good night.

So I guess I'll test this theory and say good night.

Good night.

Posted by: mindful webworker - good night at February 25, 2016 02:21 AM (DUqif)

993
I just clicked on breitbart.com.

It seems that they have a meet-up scheduled for March 16 in San Francisco.

Posted by: Arbalest at February 25, 2016 02:24 AM (FlRtG)

994 G'nite MWW.

Posted by: Gmac-All out of give-a-damns at February 25, 2016 02:27 AM (4pjhs)

995 Well, I'm now a happy t-mobile customer. For the first time in at least a year...

Posted by: chi at February 25, 2016 02:29 AM (Jqkn5)

996 322 dunno if I can support a Trump nomination. Am I insane for thinking this?
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 24, 2016 10:29 PM (R5HRU)

Nah. Not insane. I'll vote for Trump if and when I absolutely HAVE to - because I AM going to vote, and I'm NOT going to vote for that vile woman or the confused nursing home escapee. But not one second before.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 24, 2016 10:45 PM (cDs+4)

Indeed! Sometimes it is just as important, if not more, to vote against one candidate rather than for another.

Posted by: bill-o at February 25, 2016 02:33 AM (AWwDY)

997 "It seems that they have a meet-up scheduled for March 16 in San Francisco. "

Is it a Trump costume ball at a bath house?

Posted by: Phil at February 25, 2016 02:34 AM (PTq8m)

998
It seems that they have a meet-up scheduled for March 16 in San Francisco.

Posted by: Arbalest


Hopefully the protestes will be interesting.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 25, 2016 02:39 AM (Qy3YA)

999 webworker i just got here, but... goodnight.

Posted by: Gushka can haz kittys what plays fetch! at February 25, 2016 02:40 AM (6ga6c)

1000

Look for the "Bert & Ernie" costume ball ...

... the one where they practice "making Ber+nie" ...

Posted by: Arbalest at February 25, 2016 02:40 AM (FlRtG)

1001 When was the last time your phone company credited you $100 for inconvenience?
Those Filipinos are the best customer service reps ever.
Hopefully, I got "Albert" a promotion. Or at least a raise.

Posted by: chi at February 25, 2016 02:42 AM (Jqkn5)

1002 Oh good, angry and upset and absolutely nothing I can do but whine here for 2 1/4 hours, and even then it's 5 1/4 hours till I can talk with who I really need to about this.

Working overnights is the worst.

*will stop ranting at the Horde now*

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at February 25, 2016 02:47 AM (F9322)

1003 Working overnights is the worst.



*will stop ranting at the Horde now*

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at February 25, 2016 02:47 AM (F9322)


I work overnights also. It's not too bad once you get used to it.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 25, 2016 02:53 AM (J+mig)

1004 There is another blog where I am a long-term commenter, which I will not name, where the blog host and most of the commenters have gone full-bore Trump Derangement Syndrome in glorious Technicolor.

I mean, seriously, comparisons to Hitler have been tossed about. And some commenters have been saying that they will either stay home or vote for Hillary if he is the nominee.

Perhaps my memory is faulty, but back in 2012 when I expressed serious misgivings about Romney, I was sternly lectured that refusing to vote for the Republican candidate was exactly the same as casting a vote for the Democrat. By those very same people.

Grr.

Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2016 02:53 AM (sdi6R)

1005 1000+

wow

election season be bery, bery good to blog!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 25, 2016 02:58 AM (WTSFk)

1006 Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2016 02:53 AM (sdi6R)

It gets frustrating, especially when people start saying "I don't trust his conversion, so I'm going to vote for an actual Democrat."

In what world does that make any sense? Suppose he becomes the nominee now. At that point, there's two possibilities. One is that his conversion was true, the other is that it was false. If his conversion was true, we're good, no problem here. If it was false, we're screwed.

There's no circumstance where voting for a Democrat leaves you un-screwed. What do you have to lose by voting Trump, assuming we don't get Cruz as the nominee? Nothing.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 25, 2016 03:00 AM (J+mig)

1007 "If it was false, we're screwed."

And then we get to watch the trumpkins dust off their Pat Buchanan branded chinese made pitch forks...

It's almost a win win.

Posted by: Phil at February 25, 2016 03:06 AM (PTq8m)

1008 Publius, I don't think that will work as the security transactions are nor on the bus. They happen in a dedicated chip. Equipment may exist to monitor chipscale transactions but I'm sure NSABob would stomp on that discussion.

Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2016 03:12 AM (cXiMR)

1009 1003
Working overnights is the worst.




*will stop ranting at the Horde now*



Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at February 25, 2016 02:47 AM (F9322)


I work overnights also. It's not too bad once you get used to it.


Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party

I learned to deal with sleeping during daylight hours, weekends are still crazed because I have to revert to Daywalker hours to hang out with friends and family. It's all good though, 6 more years of this and I retire with a fat 401k if nothing goes 'boom'.

Posted by: Gmac-All out of give-a-damns at February 25, 2016 03:15 AM (4pjhs)

1010 Trump is the best Democrat candidate we've had in years. At least hw doesny hate America. Gotta go back to Humphries for that.

How different are his liberal positions than Mittens?

Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2016 03:18 AM (cXiMR)

1011 Apropos of nothing, I happened to notice this at the Zippo website:

http://www.zippo.com/product.aspx?id=1024048

Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2016 03:18 AM (sdi6R)

1012 That might be a cool addition for 'effect'.

Posted by: Gmac-All out of give-a-damns at February 25, 2016 03:24 AM (4pjhs)

1013 Stanford erupts in controversy after student petition calls for mandatory Western Civ classes

http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/26387/

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 25, 2016 03:39 AM (vBeA5)

1014 Years ago I was a fan of the X-Files. Then they came out with the new season recently. I can't decide if I should go back and watch all the old episodes or if I should just jump back in. Any suggestions, besides the usual snark? (Which I don't mind)

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 25, 2016 03:41 AM (UnJ7w)

1015 Night all.

Here is "Claustrophobia" by Iron Claw:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTccmIyuSlA

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 25, 2016 03:43 AM (vBeA5)

1016 Over at ZH, they're quoting Jim Rogers saying the end is nigh. Economic that is. And he's come to the same conclusions I've been. They're going to destroy savers. NIRP and try to get rid of cash to better enforce it. They are gonna make us spend money and get this economy off the ground or kill us. The beatings will continue until morale improves.

In the battle of savers vs debtors, governments, being the biggest debtors in the world, are going to side with the debtors and kill the savers.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 25, 2016 03:43 AM (dvuhZ)

1017 Posted by: The Political Hat at February 25, 2016 03:39 AM (vBeA5)

If the majority of students don't want to learn critical thinking then I guess we really are headed down the road to Idiocracy. Is this rejection just in the US or is Europe doing the same?

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 25, 2016 03:44 AM (UnJ7w)

1018 Rickl, have you seen the Mencken shirts at RangerUp

Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2016 03:44 AM (cXiMR)

1019 Saver as in sealed packs of ammo, or keep it in the bank type?

Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2016 03:47 AM (cXiMR)

1020 Keep in the bank type. If you convert to something physical, something that can retain value through the burning times, and something they can't get their hands on.....but what?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 25, 2016 03:50 AM (dvuhZ)

1021 The guy who lived thru the Balkans shitfest had a nice list on host blog of "investments"

Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2016 03:53 AM (cXiMR)

1022 Over at Insty is an article about Gov. Brian Sandoval. I guess Obama's floating this Gov.'s name for a nomination. Funny thing is Obama's web site Organizing for Action has him listed as a climate change denier. There's even a little obama hope and change logo in the corner. Wonder what that fucker is up to?

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 25, 2016 03:54 AM (UnJ7w)

1023 Host is how Android likes to spell his

Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2016 03:56 AM (cXiMR)

1024 Obama is trying to protect Ried from Sandoval, who will crush him

Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2016 03:59 AM (cXiMR)

1025 The page even has links to tweet to the gov. #ActOnClimate and there is a box that touts the 97% climate change consensus. Sounds like Obama's trying to summon up some Stray Voltage.

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 25, 2016 03:59 AM (UnJ7w)

1026 I thought Reid was retiring at the end of his term?

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 25, 2016 04:01 AM (UnJ7w)

1027 I was a big X-Files fan, only saw the first 2 new ones. Haven't seen any old episodes in a long time but would watch them if they were running.

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2016 04:01 AM (fizMZ)

1028 I might just go back and watch all of them. Plus Twin Peaks is getting a new season. Gonna be interesting.

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 25, 2016 04:04 AM (UnJ7w)

1029 It's the banks who are choking the economy. They (and perhaps some Federal regulations) are not loaning as they once did.

Not even prudently. That's why all the bailouts have failed and Wall street is rich while the rest of us either have no job or the one we have is stagnant.

This has happened a number of times throughout history.

Greed and fear are the motivators. And the result is poverty (which is what greed is the reaction to the fear of poverty) and the economy tanks and the fear of having not control comes true.

Our open borders don't help.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 25, 2016 04:07 AM (Xo1Rt)

1030 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 25, 2016 04:07 AM (Xo1Rt)

I read somewhere that last year some outrageous number like 15,000 regulations had been added to the Federal Registry. All with the power of law without a single vote being cast to approve them. The gov't is ubiquitous and a new president isn't going to save us from that. To bad people don't have the voracious appetite to reassert the 10th Amendment.

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 25, 2016 04:12 AM (UnJ7w)

1031 http://tinyurl.com/zg23536

The real truth about X-Files.

Straight from Scully.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 04:14 AM (qUNWi)

1032 He was retiring because of Sandoval, if Sandoval moves on Reid will unretire.

Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2016 04:14 AM (cXiMR)

1033 Nevermind.

Pinterest sucks a dog.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 04:16 AM (qUNWi)

1034 Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 04:14 AM (qUNWi)

Hey thanks! Now's a good time as ever to figure out Pinterest. I forgot she has that detective show on Netflix I started watching last year. It was slow paced but really good. I need to go back and finish that one too.

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 25, 2016 04:17 AM (UnJ7w)

1035 Anyhoo Scully is hot still.

Damn.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 04:19 AM (qUNWi)

1036 Reid along with Obama are two people I will be happy to never here from again. But that's just wishful thinking.

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 25, 2016 04:19 AM (UnJ7w)

1037 Gillian Anderson is still smoking hot.

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 25, 2016 04:20 AM (UnJ7w)

1038 It was supposed to be Scully flipping you morons the bird.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 04:20 AM (qUNWi)

1039 Heh.

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 25, 2016 04:21 AM (UnJ7w)

1040 Gillian Anderson is a Brit too, which I did not know until a few years ago. She is hot.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 25, 2016 04:21 AM (NGd+i)

1041 But Pinterest scrood the pooch.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 04:21 AM (qUNWi)

1042 Forgot,
Good morning horde
I don't mind Maet taking a day off, it's gotta be a lot of work putting this together every night.

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2016 04:22 AM (fizMZ)

1043 Damn hot English chicks are fking smoking hot.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 04:23 AM (qUNWi)

1044 Yeah, I don't know how he does it. It must be daunting to come up with fresh content every night. He's a trooper.

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 25, 2016 04:23 AM (UnJ7w)

1045 Gillian Anderson was born in the US, so not a Brit. Oops. Lived in the UK for 10-12 years. She has an English accent. I just assumed she was a Brit.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 25, 2016 04:24 AM (NGd+i)

1046 There's something about English chicks. Even if they're so-so looking the accent just makes them so desirable.

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 25, 2016 04:25 AM (UnJ7w)

1047 Well fellas and you insomniac, graveyard shift working Morons, goodnight. Have a good day and be safe.

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 25, 2016 04:27 AM (UnJ7w)

1048 Haven't seen any old episodes in a long time but would watch them if they were running.


If you have Amazon Prime, you can watch all the seasons of the X-Files.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 25, 2016 04:28 AM (NGd+i)

1049 I have a crush on Naomi Watts.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 04:29 AM (qUNWi)

1050 Just kicked it hard at the gym. Man, every muscle in my body aches. Fuck middle age.

Hey, funny how Sandoval has an (R) after his name, yet all his positions are liberal. Why, it's almost as if he were a Republican in name only.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 25, 2016 05:28 AM (HMt16)

1051 >>> Just kicked it hard at the gym. Man, every muscle in my body aches. Fuck middle age.

Would you prefer to be old?

Posted by: fluffy at February 25, 2016 05:48 AM (UhKT0)

1052 1000+ posts on a contentless ONT.....Maet's THE MAN!

Posted by: BignJames at February 25, 2016 05:54 AM (x9c8r)

1053 1050
Just kicked it hard at the gym. Man, every muscle in my body aches. Fuck middle age.



Hey, funny how Sandoval has an (R) after his name, yet all his
positions are liberal. Why, it's almost as if he were a Republican in
name only.



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?


Heh, wait till you hit 60, things you used to do at 50 will positively leave you prostrate on the floor screaming. That or your body will just refuse to perform.

Posted by: Gmac-All out of give-a-damns at February 25, 2016 05:54 AM (4pjhs)

1054 PS... Sandoval is another RINO.

Posted by: Gmac-All out of give-a-damns at February 25, 2016 05:55 AM (4pjhs)

1055 1000+ posts on a contentless ONT.....Maet's THE MAN!


eh....he's acceptable.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 06:06 AM (qUNWi)

1056 Middle age is better than 3/4 age amirite?

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 06:08 AM (qUNWi)

1057 I had a dream about lining up for a mile run. Total clusterfuck. Over a hundred at the line. Some kid dashed out about fifty yards and turned around. I wasn't carrying my spare tire very quickly.

The whole thing derailed and took some weird turn into another dream.

Posted by: fluffy at February 25, 2016 06:12 AM (UhKT0)

1058 I just come here for the comments

Posted by: Khan Tant at February 25, 2016 06:13 AM (aZMjO)

1059 I predict pain is in this person's future

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zfal993

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2016 06:13 AM (2yQQy)

1060 Mornin', Horde. 60 degrees with thunder and lightning. In February. New England is wicked bizzah.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 25, 2016 06:15 AM (Q7bO0)

1061 I just come here for the comments


----->you are here <-------

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 06:15 AM (qUNWi)

1062 no catching up on the comments here.

Hey Horde!

Posted by: rich@gmu at February 25, 2016 06:17 AM (Rd2Di)

1063 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2016 06:17 AM (ptqRm)

1064 I had a dream about lining up for a mile run. Total clusterfuck. Over a hundred at the line. Some kid dashed out about fifty yards and turned around. I wasn't carrying my spare tire very quickly.

The race is you not wanting to race. The kid dashing out and turning around is you changing your mind. About racing.

Male a check out to my secretary and no we don't validate.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 06:19 AM (qUNWi)

1065 >>> Mornin', Horde. 60 degrees with thunder and lightning. In February. New England is wicked bizzah.

Ayup. Brief powah outage. My alahm clock is battery powid, so I got up on time.

Posted by: fluffy at February 25, 2016 06:20 AM (UhKT0)

1066 I just come here for the input

Posted by: Number Five at February 25, 2016 06:20 AM (aZMjO)

1067 Make not male dumbass.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 06:23 AM (qUNWi)

1068 This really was my kind of ONT!

Posted by: Talia Jane at February 25, 2016 06:23 AM (0spTc)

1069 >>> The race is you not wanting to race. The kid dashing out and turning around is you changing your mind. About racing.

I already gave your secretary 'payment' ;--)

I went for a walk/jog earlier this week, which prompted the dream. Getting back in shape is difficult when you are fffff ** mumble, mumble **

Posted by: fluffy at February 25, 2016 06:24 AM (UhKT0)

1070 Well they indicted someone for the burning murder of Jessica Chambers. The 27 yr old thug was a one man crime wave. Police caught him using the card of a murdered Chinese exchange student and it all apparently unraveled from there.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2016 06:25 AM (2yQQy)

1071 http://preview.tinyurl.com/hnlxblo

Ann Coulter's brutal takedown of the "Republican strategist" scam industry. As funny as it is infuriating.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 25, 2016 06:27 AM (HMt16)

1072 1049 I have a crush on Naomi Watts.
--------------------------------------

Line forms to the left.

I was switching channels last night before going to bed and happened on some movie of hers, so I watched it until the director made the error of moving the camera away from her. Released, I could finally turn it off and head off to bed. No idea what the movie was.

Posted by: MTF at February 25, 2016 06:27 AM (0spTc)

1073 Make or make not.
That is the question.

Whether 'tis better to receive than to give is indeterminate until the thing given has been analyzed by experts.

Without experts, we would be forever regulated to our boxes. Arise, fight clear of your boxes, for to be listed is to be confined to boxes.

Freedom!

Let not your life be regulated to a check list.

Posted by: Yo Gee at February 25, 2016 06:28 AM (aZMjO)

1074
I went for a walk/jog earlier this week, which prompted the dream. Getting back in shape is difficult when you are fffff ** mumble, mumble **


Be the ball.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 06:28 AM (qUNWi)

1075 I was switching channels last night before going to bed and happened on some movie of hers, so I watched it until the director made the error of moving the camera away from her. Released, I could finally turn it off and head off to bed. No idea what the movie was.

right?

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 06:31 AM (qUNWi)

1076 We watched The Prestige last night. I liked it, although I was expecting it to be just a 19th century period piece plus lots of magician stuff. And it is, for the first half or so. The sudden turn towards the supernatural wasn't what I was expecting, but it still worked pretty well.

David Bowie as Nikola Tesla was an oddball bit of casting, but he pulled it off nicely.

Couple of nice twists in it. I give it a solid B.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 25, 2016 06:37 AM (HMt16)

1077 I have never watched an episode of the X-Files.

Culturally illiterate, I am.

Posted by: MTF at February 25, 2016 06:43 AM (0spTc)

1078 *rummages in Chinese mythology and finds the hook to entrap the Soviet Justice Wankers to maybe like story submission*

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2016 06:43 AM (2yQQy)

1079 If Vic had the blog keys I bet I'd already have lots of news links to peruse. Instead I have to root around the internet.

Posted by: MTF at February 25, 2016 06:44 AM (0spTc)

1080 I will probably be sticking them on here in a few minutes. I will wait and see if we do get an EMT.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 06:49 AM (t2KH5)

1081 Here's a happy little link in my nic: the Ten Worst Colleges For Free Speech. Some kid made the mistake of saying on line he didn't think the black women he knows are hot, so Colorado College branded him a racist and suspended him. He knows the wrong women obviously but, still, suspension is nuts.

Posted by: MTF at February 25, 2016 06:54 AM (0spTc)

1082 Culturally illiterate, I am.

Scully. She's the culture you missed out on.

She's highly cultural.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 06:57 AM (qUNWi)

1083 Did y'all see the news yesterday that Iran is pledging thousands of dollars to every terrorist who kills somebody? That's just an early fruit of TFG's attempt to buy off the mullahs. More to come, no doubt.

Posted by: MTF at February 25, 2016 06:58 AM (0spTc)

1084 I will probably be sticking them on here in a few minutes. I will wait and see if we do get an EMT. Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 06:49 AM

Those links aren't gonna post themselves, Vic!

Posted by: MrScribbler at February 25, 2016 06:58 AM (D+xyy)

1085 I had to look up Gillian Anderson, 'cause I had no idea who she is. She is cultural. I can tell.

Posted by: MTF at February 25, 2016 06:59 AM (0spTc)

1086 1081
Here's a happy little link in my nic: the Ten Worst Colleges For Free
Speech. Some kid made the mistake of saying on line he didn't think the
black women he knows are hot, so Colorado College branded him a racist
and suspended him. He knows the wrong women obviously but, still,
suspension is nuts.

Posted by: MTF at February 25, 2016 06:54 AM (0spTc)

I have already seen one case where a kid took the college to court over shit like that. The judge did not even leave the chambers. He ate the college lawyer's lunch.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 06:59 AM (t2KH5)

1087 Did y'all see the news yesterday that Iran is
pledging thousands of dollars to every terrorist who kills somebody?
That's just an early fruit of TFG's attempt to buy off the mullahs.
More to come, no doubt.

Posted by: MTF at February 25, 2016 06:58 AM


Your Tax Dollars At Work, MTF.


Posted by: MrScribbler at February 25, 2016 07:00 AM (D+xyy)

1088 See the colleges think they are independent little fiefdoms and they can do what they want. The reality is that in almost all cases they are a government agency, or as in the case of Title IX they have students that get government aide. So they have to follow the same rules as any other government agency.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:01 AM (t2KH5)

1089 Well its 5 min after and waiting another 1/2 hour is not going to make a difference so here goes:


Good Morning Morons. Today is Thursday, February 25, 2016. On this day in 1836 Samuel Colt was granted a patent for the Colt revolver. The ironic thing about that was he made a rifle first before his first revolver.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:03 AM (t2KH5)

1090 Rube and Cruz vow to stop Trump who is currently winning everything. Katshit and Carson say they will just hang around and muddy up the water and demand to be on the debate stage if they have anymore.


http://tinyurl.com/gvsvnwk

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:04 AM (t2KH5)

1091
Lynch law told congress that they have "career" DOJ agents working on Scankles email stuff. How about her many acts of perjury?


http://tinyurl.com/zxkaoev

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:04 AM (t2KH5)

1092 Woman finds rare pearl in her seafood dish.


http://tinyurl.com/j7772fs

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:04 AM (t2KH5)

1093
Suits are coming out over Obamacare again, this time it is over the way Obamacare makes everybody pay fees, or as John Roberts says, taxes.


http://tinyurl.com/zrf3wxm

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:04 AM (t2KH5)

1094 Dirty Hairy the pederest has submitted a bill to require all child illegals who g to immigration court are provided a lawyer at your expense. Lets see what the Party of wimps do with this. If I was the Senate majority leader I would table it and tell Hairy he can provide a lawyer he thinks they should have one.


http://tinyurl.com/j33cj2r

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:05 AM (t2KH5)

1095 Scankles says she will knock out Sanders in SC. She will probably win SC but she will knock nobody out. If she doesn't do well that will be bad for her.


http://tinyurl.com/h6f7ojt

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:05 AM (t2KH5)

1096 Birddog, over at Maggies Farm, asks "if the universe is expanding, into what is it expanding?"

Now, contemplate that while you eat your Kaboom

Posted by: MTF at February 25, 2016 07:05 AM (0spTc)

1097 New study says 45% of "Americans" (article does not specify whether they are working or not) pay no income tax. The last numbers I saw said 51% of working Americans paid no income tax so this is probably working. However, this is 45% of families so that may make a difference. I think this is crap myself. If you don't have any money in the pot you should have zero say on how that money is spent. What pisses me off is I am not working but I am paying income tax.


http://tinyurl.com/gse4ect

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:05 AM (t2KH5)

1098 Okay hammered out rough outline for short story.

See everyone later.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2016 07:05 AM (2yQQy)

1099 As expected, there are billions in fraud tied up in Obamacare.


http://tinyurl.com/hcux39e

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:05 AM (t2KH5)

1100 Poll; 62% of Americans don't give a shit about the Oscars. I joined that crowd long ago when the Oscars quit being about the movies and started being about politics.


http://tinyurl.com/z74tqu3

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:06 AM (t2KH5)

1101 Kerry is so stupid he has to convene a team to evaluate if mass executions of Christians is genocide.


http://tinyurl.com/jugchad

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:06 AM (t2KH5)

1102 The NYT says Paul Ryan is trying to put together a "conservative agenda" for the Republican nominee and if that becomes Trump it is placed in jeopardy. Hahahaha; that is full of so much fail it is pitiful. Paul Ryan is incapable of putting together a conservative anything and the NYT doesn't know shit about conservatism.


http://tinyurl.com/gvbg7jh

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:06 AM (t2KH5)

1103 And speaking of lame ass shit, the Rube says you don't win the nomination by winning States. Huh? Oh, you mean you plan on wining the nomination by secret crap at the convention eh.


http://tinyurl.com/z5qqap7

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:06 AM (t2KH5)

1104 And speaking of the Rube, he is in bed with Disney to double the number of H1B visas because Disney just can't get enough American tech workers with 20% unemployment.


http://tinyurl.com/oq5t96e

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:07 AM (t2KH5)

1105 All those kids who came up to the US illegally are staying. How long before they bring their parents under out incredibly stupid immigration policy? Remember, it's the Kennedy plan that is killing us even as he is rotting in the grave.


http://tinyurl.com/hppshqb

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:07 AM (t2KH5)

1106 Cruze is expected to win in TX. And he better or it will be the end of his campaign.


http://tinyurl.com/zs9hale

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:08 AM (t2KH5)

1107 Paul Ryan says they are taking legal steps to halt Obama's move to bring terrorists from GITMO to the US. Oh yeah, then why did you put the crap in the 2016 defense authorization act that enabled him to do the shit he is doing now?


http://tinyurl.com/jc7u692

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:08 AM (t2KH5)

1108 Kim Jong Loon says he will attack South Korea and the United States if the hold military exercises as planned.


http://tinyurl.com/zolsblq

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:08 AM (t2KH5)

1109 Obama hiring another team of liars for his propaganda machine. My question is, who is paying for it?


http://tinyurl.com/zvglzdw

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:08 AM (t2KH5)

1110 China: The South China Seas ours since ancient times. They know who is in the WH.


http://tinyurl.com/j8hltwn

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:09 AM (t2KH5)

1111 Gillian Anderson launched a few ships.

Knowmsayin?

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 07:09 AM (qUNWi)

1112 Jebbie The Hutt apologizes to his donors for wasting their money and giving a consultant $14M to help him lose. Hey, if they are stupid enough to feed another Bush who nobody wanted, that's their problem.


http://tinyurl.com/j5ygeux

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:09 AM (t2KH5)

1113 If she doesn't do well that will be bad for her. Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:05 AM

Shrillery already has the Democrat nomination in the -- so to speak -- bag, Vic. Remember that extra-large helping of Sooper Delegates they have stashed for her. Crazy Uncle Bernie hasn't got a chance.

She doesn't have to "do well." Between Debbie Wassername-Schlitz in the primaries, and millions of dead people in November, she's got this pretty well locked up.

Posted by: MrScribbler at February 25, 2016 07:09 AM (D+xyy)

1114 In a just or sane country, the anniversary of Colt's patent would be a national holiday. I put it in the same category as the Wright brothers' flight but, considering how much I like single action revolvers, it's more important.

Posted by: JTB at February 25, 2016 07:10 AM (FvdPb)

1115 New OH poll shows Scankles losing to all of the Republican candidates. So I don't won't to hear anymore of the old electability saw which has been discredited over and over.


http://tinyurl.com/jrkxtly

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:10 AM (t2KH5)

1116 Commie Sanders: Trump, Others, Involved in a Racist Effort to Try to Delegitimize Obama.


Hahahahaha, sorry chump, you have to be legit before someone can take it away.


http://tinyurl.com/glv8j5h

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:10 AM (t2KH5)

1117 RINO wants his judges regardless of what they do with Obama's SCOTUS picks. Sorry Charlie, no judges until next term.


http://tinyurl.com/hbxrk37

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:10 AM (t2KH5)

1118
1096 Birddog, over at Maggies Farm, asks "if the universe is expanding, into what is it expanding?"

Now, contemplate that while you eat your Kaboom
Posted by: MTF at February 25, 2016 07:05 AM (0spTc)


It is not so much expanding as it is being infiltrated and overrun by the co-universe of vapidity - "when Venn diagrams meet". Oh, I feel an "academic" paper aborning here...


Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, 'Who Decides?' at February 25, 2016 07:10 AM (BK3ZS)

1119 Senate Democrats say Republicans will cave on Obama judge pick. They are probably right.


http://tinyurl.com/hnazoh8

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:10 AM (t2KH5)

1120 The Gaystapo loses one in a MO court over the firing of a lesbo employee by a church. Its about time.


http://tinyurl.com/zgmcpea

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:11 AM (t2KH5)

1121 Republicans are squealing because Obama is illegally diverting money to make payments to insurance companies for Obamacare. Hey, put impeachment back on the table or STFU.


http://tinyurl.com/gucttwy

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:11 AM (t2KH5)

1122 Ramirez


http://tinyurl.com/hbxkllr

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:11 AM (t2KH5)

1123 The Daily Deals


http://tinyurl.com/zlo8j5m


That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:12 AM (t2KH5)

1124 China would really react well, I'm sure, if the NORK's started a shooting war on their border. What a fucking nut that kid is. It's like the old William Golding novel "Lord Of The Flies" over there.

Posted by: MTF at February 25, 2016 07:12 AM (0spTc)

1125 I gave up on the Oscars when A Fish Called Wanda won ...well..some Oscars.

That movie was okay at best.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 07:12 AM (qUNWi)

1126 Thanks Vic

Posted by: Valiant- Hot Air Suicide Watcher at February 25, 2016 07:12 AM (2bqlb)

1127 VNN Bringing It!

Thx Vic!

Posted by: Fewenuff at February 25, 2016 07:13 AM (T/sbU)

1128 Typical excellent job, Vic.

Posted by: MrScribbler at February 25, 2016 07:13 AM (D+xyy)

1129 TX is only winner take all if the winner tops 50%. Cruz is nowhere close to 50%.

The way the polls in TX have tightened, it could very well turn out to be IA again, on steroids this time as far as number of delegates in play. Cruz could win proportionally but with only a small majority of delegates.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 25, 2016 07:14 AM (HMt16)

1130 As expected, there are billions in fraud tied up in Obamacare.

Sky blue water wet.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 07:14 AM (qUNWi)

1131
"Yeb!, you just blew through over $100 million of contributors' money and garnered all of four delegates - what are you going to do next?"

"I'm going to Disney World!"


Serious question: has Yeb! release his power block of delegates and to whom are they fleeing?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, 'Who Decides?' at February 25, 2016 07:14 AM (BK3ZS)

1132 Jebbie The Hutt apologizes to his donors for wasting their money and giving a consultant $14M to help him lose.


Mike Murphy is a dumpster fire. He is the Republican Bob Schrum.

Posted by: Valiant- Hot Air Suicide Watcher at February 25, 2016 07:15 AM (2bqlb)

1133 Thanks Vic. Now my morning can finally get started.

Posted by: MTF at February 25, 2016 07:15 AM (0spTc)

1134 New OH poll shows Scankles losing to all of the Republican candidates. So I don't won't to hear anymore of the old electability saw which has been discredited over and over.



This is big. Really big.

Posted by: mega machines at February 25, 2016 07:17 AM (fbovC)

1135 Sandoval is the bait.

Hate to think of who'd be the switch

The mayor of Spring Valley.

Posted by: JT at February 25, 2016 07:17 AM (GJAN3)

1136 Mittens says there may be a bombshell in DT's taxes. Sheesh what a dick. I can't believed I voted for the guy. Sadly I will probably be saying the same thing about DT next year.

Posted by: freaked at February 25, 2016 07:17 AM (BO/km)

1137 Who knew Ben Carson was a spiteful little shite? I mean, he's gonna hang around? Does he do maths?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 25, 2016 07:18 AM (uzJKG)

1138 If Cruz really wanted to win he'd make a knockoff of that Robert Reich "attack" ad and run it constantly.
Limbaugh played it the other day and I was thumping the steering wheel and going "Hell Yes !".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 25, 2016 07:19 AM (Z8DIA)

1139 You guys must have REALLY tied one on last night.
look at this place!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 25, 2016 07:19 AM (SeD0w)

1140 1136 Sadly I will probably be saying the same thing about DT next year.

Posted by: freaked at February 25, 2016 07:17 AM (BO/km)

I won't

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:20 AM (t2KH5)

1141 Happy Friday horde!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 25, 2016 07:20 AM (XyYFW)

1142 Who knew Ben Carson was a spiteful little shite? I mean, he's gonna hang around? Does he do maths?Posted by: AlaBAMA


Sure he does. Every book he sells he makes money.

I don't expect him to drop out.

Posted by: mega machines at February 25, 2016 07:20 AM (fbovC)

1143 Shiiiiiiit

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 25, 2016 07:21 AM (XyYFW)

1144 New OH poll shows Scankles losing to all of the Republican candidates. So I don't won't to hear anymore of the old electability saw which has been discredited over and over.



This is big. Really big.


I'm sayin. Trump will destroy Hillary. People look at Trump with a side eye but they look at Hillary with utter contempt.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 07:21 AM (qUNWi)

1145 Happy Friday horde!
So, Australia?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 25, 2016 07:22 AM (SeD0w)

1146 Who knew Ben Carson was a spiteful little shite? I mean, he's gonna hang around? Does he do maths?

Cripes man are you gonna hate on everybody?

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 07:22 AM (qUNWi)

1147 Day 4, spring training. The pictures are flowing out of Arizona and the place looks good. Other than a raft trip through the Grand Canyon. I've never spent much time in Arizona but it looks like a pretty good spot. One of my old neighbors from Miami lives there now and loves the weather- no humidity.

Posted by: MTF at February 25, 2016 07:23 AM (0spTc)

1148
1139 You guys must have REALLY tied one on last night.
look at this place!
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 25, 2016 07:19 AM (SeD0w)


It was the HotGas refugees. That SOB Poppin' Fresh never housebroke 'em.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, 'Who Decides?' at February 25, 2016 07:24 AM (BK3ZS)

1149 The DNC was already worried about Scankles from their own internal polls. That OH poll has got to be making them fill their drawers.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:24 AM (t2KH5)

1150 Well Vic I have been a Cruzer from the beginning but if it comes down to it I have to vote against Hilldog and let the chips fall where they may.

Posted by: freaked at February 25, 2016 07:26 AM (BO/km)

1151 Loved that song by The Monkees - Another Spring Valley Day That End In Y

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 25, 2016 07:27 AM (JO9+V)

1152 1145 Happy Friday horde!
So, Australia?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 25, 2016 07:22 AM (SeD0w)

Lack of coffee.

Whatever happened to aussie? Did she just decide to take a break?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 25, 2016 07:29 AM (XyYFW)

1153 My own lib mother who is right in Hillary's wheelhouse doesn't like Hillary.

That tells me everything.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 07:29 AM (qUNWi)

1154 Everybody on the Republican side below the top three should drop out. Primarily that would leave Trump, Cruz and the Rube. Everybody else is simply noise and needs to be gone. And then after super Tuesday whoever the bottom one of the three left should drop out leaving two.


But that will not happen. Those two bottom dragging slugs will hang around to the bitter end.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:30 AM (t2KH5)

1155 Although this will probably be willowed at any moment by the EMT, here is a story about how the butthurt about Cecil the lion has led to a drop off in hunters paying $25,000 for a safari and without hunters to cull the surplus lions, there are now about 200 more than the area can support so the extra apex predators are hunting cattle and people.


http://tinyurl.com/zhe7ueh

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 25, 2016 07:30 AM (QHgTq)

1156 A Dallas teevee station (WFAA) has a poll out showing Trump and Cruzer tied in the Texas primary at 32% each.

Probably an outlier -- like those polls showing Rafael catching up to Trump in NH and NV -- but it makes things seem a little more interesting.

Posted by: MrScribbler at February 25, 2016 07:31 AM (D+xyy)

1157 Dump up

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:31 AM (t2KH5)

1158 Trump being tied with Cruz in Tejas is a win for Trump.

Not that I need to tell you politicos that.

Just stating the obvious.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2016 07:33 AM (qUNWi)

1159 1149 The DNC was already worried about Scankles from their own internal polls. That OH poll has got to be making them fill their drawers.

Their voter fraud squad must be pulling all nighters. I still maintain it will come down to appealing to white, suburban, "educated" womyinz in Cincinnati, Cleveland, Columbus and No.VA. Hillz is gonna be sellin' safe, legal and rare. Hard.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 25, 2016 07:34 AM (SeD0w)

1160 there are now about 200 more than the area can support so the extra apex predators are hunting cattle and people.

that's just a perfect metaphor for centralized gubmint control. Artificial shortages and surplus. Nature STILL abhors a vacuum. Except on '78 Ford Granadas. Then it's the only way to get out of the driveway.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 25, 2016 07:37 AM (SeD0w)

1161 1104 And speaking of the Rube, he is in bed with Disney to double the number of H1B visas because Disney just can't get enough American tech workers with 20% unemployment.
______________________

They should pass a bill that says U.S. employers can hire as many H1-B visa holders as they like, but the H1-B employees will have all the same rights and responsibilities as any U.S. citizen employee, including the right to change employers if they so desire, without losing their visas. They should also require any employer who hires an H1-B employee to pay an "H1-B premium" of $100k per H1-B employee.

The only reason companies like Disney want to hire H1-B foreign employees is because they're (1) cheaper, because they will work for less money and (2) easier to mistreat, because they have to stay employed to keep their visas.

If the government made it more expensive to hire H1-B foreign workers than to hire American workers, and gave H1-B workers the right to freely change jobs and to file complaints against their employers when they're mistreated (without the fear of losing their visas), then H1-B employees would become a lot less attractive to U.S. employers, and you'd see them suddenly finding and hiring a lot more qualified American applicants.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 25, 2016 07:38 AM (df5V4)

1162 "1137
Who knew Ben Carson was a spiteful little shite? I mean, he's gonna hang around? Does he do maths?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 25, 2016 07:18 AM (uzJKG)"

Carson's supporters would not be enough to allow either Cruz or Rubio to beat Trump even if every last one of them went to one of those candidates.

If Republicans had two working neurons to rub together, they would be treating the Carson candidacy as an opportunity to get some black voters to vote in the Republican primary as the only opportunity to vote for a black man in this primary election. It would be something in the nature of missionary work by helping some black voters to get over the "Republicans have cooties" attitude so prevalent in the black community.


Run ads on black radio stations in states with open primaries. "The Democrats are running two old white people but you can vote for a black man in the Republican primary. Ben Carson is a world renowned pediatric neurosurgeon and he is running for President in the Republican primary. Show some solidarity and help a brother out. Vote for Ben Carson on Tuesday."

It would be relatively cheap as these things go and you would not even have to contact the Carson campaign to do it.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 25, 2016 07:40 AM (QHgTq)

1163 Maybe Ben is waiting for a reason to drop. Maybe he's hoping for three or four different campaigns to implode. But someone must have broke the tough news to him about how this works (someone should tell Mario as well, come to think of it) but Ben has decided to stay in the race. Has to be a reason. Full disclosure, I donated to the guy and he was my first choice, then Cruz. Odd, both my candidates were attacked into oblivion. I must be picking the right horses. Lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 25, 2016 07:46 AM (uzJKG)

1164 1147 Day 4, spring training. The pictures are flowing out of Arizona and the place looks good. Other than a raft trip through the Grand Canyon. I've never spent much time in Arizona but it looks like a pretty good spot. One of my old neighbors from Miami lives there now and loves the weather- no humidity.
Posted by: MTF at February 25, 2016 07:23 AM (0spTc)
________________

I've lived in AZ for about 25 years. I love it, but many people find the summers too hot. Somebody the other day said it was like living in a blast furnace for four months of the year. LOL. It's not quite that bad, but the summer heat does take some getting used to. It's not for everyone, but if you can tolerate it, the rest of the year the weather is pretty much unbeatable, and the sunsets are gorgeous.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 25, 2016 07:46 AM (df5V4)

1165 Poll; 62% of Americans don't give a shit about the Oscars. I joined that crowd long ago when the Oscars quit being about the movies and started being about politics.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:06 AM (t2KH5)

Read the article linked to on Drudge about the honest review of nominees by one voter. I was not impressed. It was all clique type behavior. "So and so deserves it this time because they didn't get it last time." "He's young and will get other chances." Plus you could sense the SJW type choices.

I think a lot of people used to watch the Oscars because it was the one chance to see clips of your favorite movies again.

Posted by: WOPR at February 25, 2016 07:47 AM (LTDSy)

1166 And speaking of lame ass shit, the Rube says you don't win the nomination by winning States. Huh? Oh, you mean you plan on wining the nomination by secret crap at the convention eh.

http://tinyurl.com/z5qqap7
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 25, 2016 07:06 AM (t2KH5)

I think he was saying that it's not the number of states you win but the number of delegates. Of course the greatest political talent of our time can't speak in an understandable way. He really is an empty vessel that they just pour in soundbites.

Posted by: WOPR at February 25, 2016 07:49 AM (LTDSy)

1167 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 25, 2016 07:38 AM (df5V4)

I prefer setting a low limit, say 5K for the year and make companies bid on using them. And it is a yearly visa with renewed bidding each year. But Ryan is a "every foreign worker who can get a job here is welcome" extremist.

Posted by: WOPR at February 25, 2016 07:56 AM (LTDSy)

1168 It was the HotGas refugees. That SOB Poppin' Fresh never housebroke 'em.



Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, 'Who Decides?' at February 25, 2016 07:24 AM (BK3ZS)

I agree. NOW will anyone believe me when i say it was a bad idea to not vet them before we let them into our house?? Hopefully this is a lesson learned?

Posted by: Mimzey at February 25, 2016 09:40 AM (aRUb8)

1169 I compete heads up against Indian H1Bs. In a cooperative kind of way. They pull their weight and then some.

Great people, and, having devolved our educational system to an indoctrination farm, we need 'em bad.

I strongly support giving them equal job-hopping rights with me. Then they'll stop dragging all our incomes down.

Posted by: phunctor at February 25, 2016 10:06 PM (CKGil)

1170 Ass, Gas, or Grass...

Posted by: Nobody Rides For Free at February 26, 2016 12:36 AM (Fjw7B)

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