aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Ace of Spades Pet Thread 2/27/16 [Misanthropic Humanitarian]
This is Dexter, moron Christopher Taylor doesn't know if the cat is shy or contemptuous.
RWC has cats that like to work on their dental hygiene. These are Luna and Percy.
Weirddave submitted a photo of his dog. Here's a photo of Colby. Looks like a mischievous little character.
Well folks, that's a wrap for the week. You morons are the best. You may keep sending pet photos. If you want to mail us a photo of your pet please include your nic name, your pet's name and any other information you wish to share with us at petmorons at gee mail dot com. We will get all the pets posted eventually. We thank you for your patience.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Aviator at February 27, 2016 03:58 PM (c7vUv)
It's Caturday, but my two are napping.
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2016 03:59 PM (fizMZ)
Posted by: POTUS at February 27, 2016 03:59 PM (m0JA3)
That restores more faith in humanity (and caninity) than any dozen GOP debates.
Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2016 04:00 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2016 04:00 PM (fizMZ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 27, 2016 04:03 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2016 04:05 PM (ucDmr)
Thanks MH & Elle.
Now, since this comment will self-destruct and disappear shortly, I'm out.
Anyone know how to NOT get banned?
I've changed my IP three times already today (turn off phone, wait, turn back on).
Banned every time...
Posted by: Chi at February 27, 2016 04:06 PM (kZS06)
McGyver, Out
Posted by: McGyver at February 27, 2016 04:06 PM (cVvbj)
Guess the breeds?
I think CaliGirls is a Benghal kitty. Dr. Muldoon told me the breed of his dog but can't remebember now.
If you haven't sent in any in, send us your pics.
I promise, they will get Ace famous eventually.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 27, 2016 04:06 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2016 04:07 PM (ucDmr)
If you read this before it gets disappeared, when is the cutoff to send you stuff?
Tried asking you last week, but I was either banned or you missed it.
I have some decent (I think) & interesting content to add.
Posted by: Chi at February 27, 2016 04:08 PM (kZS06)
Please include:
Your blog nic
Your pets name
Your pets breed
Personal story or background or even sad story is optional
Posted by: L, Elle at February 27, 2016 04:08 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: antisocialist at February 27, 2016 04:09 PM (cDs+4)
Posted by: KT at February 27, 2016 04:10 PM (qahv/)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 27, 2016 04:11 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 27, 2016 04:11 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2016 04:11 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 27, 2016 04:12 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2016 04:12 PM (fizMZ)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 27, 2016 04:12 PM (D0J8L)
Posted by: plum at February 27, 2016 04:12 PM (h+OMg)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 27, 2016 04:13 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 27, 2016 04:13 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 27, 2016 04:13 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: KT at February 27, 2016 04:14 PM (qahv/)
Looks like a mini-jaguar.
Probably plotting revenge. For what? No one knows.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 27, 2016 04:14 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 27, 2016 04:14 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: Millennial at February 27, 2016 04:14 PM (39g3+)
So I named him Lucky.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 27, 2016 04:14 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Emmie at February 27, 2016 04:15 PM (ezXrF)
I love that no matter how bad my day has been (works for VA) I have my own pet parade waiting for me when I get home.
Posted by: cheri at February 27, 2016 04:15 PM (ylAck)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2016 04:16 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 27, 2016 04:16 PM (Hr+ZL)
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2016 04:16 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 27, 2016 04:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 27, 2016 04:17 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 27, 2016 04:14 PM (egOGm)
I bet he get's tired of the puns too.
Posted by: buzzion at February 27, 2016 04:17 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 27, 2016 04:17 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2016 04:17 PM (qUNWi)
Last weekend our husbands were camping, and Sunday morning she looked out, and her stupid dog was in the marsh fighting with a racoon. So my friend, all 5' 2" of her, went off to get the dog (fortunately it was low tide) and fell in a deep, approx. 6' hole of muddy water.
After she dragged herself out, she proceeded to go get the dog and try to bring him home, while being pursued by the racoon.
Then, the dog fell in the same hole and disappeared. So, girlfriend went back in the dark, cold, muddy water to find the dog. She did, and as she dragged it to the edge of the hole, the racoon began attacking her.
She fought off the racoon, it ambled away, and after she dragged the dog out of the hole she realized he wasn't breathing, so she gave it mouth-to-mouth.
After she got it breathing again, she went inside, showered quickly, and got the dog to the vet. The dog got some sort of booster shot, and then the vet told her she needed to get her scratched, bitten self to the ER, which she did, for rabies shots.
I am proud of her toughness and in awe.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2016 04:17 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2016 04:18 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 27, 2016 04:19 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 27, 2016 04:20 PM (FkBIv)
I will share with you the origin of the photo: Many years ago, my family went thru some tough times and our (then) only child, James, stayed living with grandma and grandpa for a few months. My in-laws had a dog, named Lightning (his name was given to him after he showed up one night at their door during a very intense summer storm in North Florida and no one ever claimed him), and this dog loved my son. A few days before Christmas of 2005, my father in law took James to bed and he said his prayers like any other night, and when the dog sat by him, James told him to say prayers with him. To their surprise, Lightning just put his pawn on the bed and my father in law took this picture. Timing was perfect!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 27, 2016 04:20 PM (hlMPp)
You tell your friend that when the Burning Times come? ;she can ride shotgun on supply runs with me, anytime.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 27, 2016 04:20 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: antisocialist at February 27, 2016 04:21 PM (cDs+4)
Posted by: the real ch3 at February 27, 2016 04:21 PM (wHYXk)
Posted by: DaveA at February 27, 2016 04:22 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 27, 2016 04:22 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 27, 2016 04:22 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 27, 2016 04:22 PM (kTF2Z)
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What an awesome story, JaneD. I'm so glad you brought it here and shared it. What a great girlfriend you have. Very inspiring story. Pet owners are some of the best people. They are just like great moms and dads. Pretty much the same category of person
Posted by: L, Elle at February 27, 2016 04:22 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: cheri at February 27, 2016 04:22 PM (ylAck)
Anyone have to, or does change food variety and have issues? We feed them hard food as much as they want and I give between them a soft gravy pouch to split every night. Sometimes if we have to switch it doesn't go over well.
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2016 04:22 PM (fizMZ)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 27, 2016 04:24 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Rocky Racoon at February 27, 2016 04:25 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2016 04:25 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 27, 2016 04:25 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 27, 2016 04:25 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2016 04:26 PM (qUNWi)
Next time!
Posted by: Rocky Racoon at February 27, 2016 04:25 PM (DL2i+)
*sound of round being chambered*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2016 04:26 PM (FsuaD)
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RWC, so glad you gave us the background on that pic. It so sweet and innocent and reminds us of what a gift children and our pets are and can be.
Very cute kid btw.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 27, 2016 04:26 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2016 04:26 PM (TOk1P)
Anyone have to, or does change food variety and have issues? We feed them hard food as much as they want and I give between them a soft gravy pouch to split every night. Sometimes if we have to switch it doesn't go over well.
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2016 04:22 PM (fizMZ)
If you're switching dog foods they do recommend doing it gradually. Feeding the new stuff mixed with the old stuff and slowly moving the ratio up on the new food.
Posted by: buzzion at February 27, 2016 04:26 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: antisocialist at February 27, 2016 04:27 PM (cDs+4)
OK - without looking at any other comments, and going in order:
Buckley is a kind of shepherd or border collie relative?
Molly is a very pretty American Pit
Regal is the prettiest weasel I have ever seen.
Dexter is a cat.
Weasel Dog, chihuahua
Luck looks like a very content hotdog/dachshund
Then there are more cats,
And an ewok at the end.
Sorry - I mean no disrespect to the cats. I like them well enough, but couldn't tell the difference between a calico and a Persian if you paid me.
Posted by: Chi at February 27, 2016 04:28 PM (kZS06)
I have two of them. They are Bengal cats. They are a hybrid cat. Asian leopard cat crossed with a domestic cat.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 27, 2016 04:28 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 27, 2016 04:28 PM (2x3L+)
WeaselDog is a rescue we adopted a little over a year ago. She had been at the shelter for three months and was a terrified little 8 pound mess when we got her. Her hip had been broken and the stitches from the operation had never been taken out. She just hadn't been treated very well and had been in at least two different homes in her first year. It took a while for her to trust people, but she has put on a couple of pounds and is a great little girl!
Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2016 04:28 PM (e3bId)
Now I will share with you the actual origin of the photo. Karen Fasenmyer and her husband do not even know this child. This picture was taken for a Christmas card by the child's actual parents-my sister and her husband. No, the dog did not miraculously jump up there to pray, they called him up there for the picture, and my brother-in-law blew on him to get him to close his eyes as my sister took the picture
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 27, 2016 04:28 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2016 04:29 PM (qUNWi)
I started using Dynovite 6 months ago for my 6 year old Lab and it is great for her coat and overall health.
Posted by: cheri at February 27, 2016 04:30 PM (ylAck)
Posted by: antisocialist at February 27, 2016 04:30 PM (cDs+4)
Vet had just sent in a prescription refill, and when I contacted the on-line pharmacy to cancel the (very expensive) dry food, it had already shipped.
I was very pleasantly pleased that they refunded the cost in full, and told me to donate the food to my local shelter. And that's what I did today.
Kitties are back on their Blue Buffalo grain-free, and doing much better.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2016 04:31 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 27, 2016 04:31 PM (2x3L+)
One of our two poodles, littermates, went blind when he was 4 years old. I was shocked at how many people, including a vet, assumed we would put him down. Since he wasn't in pain, that never occurred to us. The surprise, and delight, was that his brother simply became his seeing eye dog. When walking on leash or in an unfamiliar area, blind Argyle just kept his shoulder next to Duncan's flank. They both did fine until old age caught up with them.
Posted by: JTB at February 27, 2016 04:31 PM (FvdPb)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 27, 2016 04:31 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 27, 2016 04:32 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2016 04:32 PM (sdi6R)
They call them rosettes. The cats belly is lighter in color and covered with leopard spots. They are beautiful in person. They both have glitter in their fur and they are the softest cats I've ever felt. They really are part small leopard.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 27, 2016 04:33 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 27, 2016 04:33 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2016 04:33 PM (e3bId)
Did you send that to Nealz Nuze back in the day?
Could have sworn that's where I saw it. I remember
forwarding it to other people at work.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 27, 2016 04:33 PM (FkBIv)
And yes, I do have a hot dog costume that he wears on Halloween.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 27, 2016 04:32 PM (kTF2Z)
Every year for Octoberfest here, there is a weiner dog race. Hundreds of the little dogs, many of them sporting hot dog costumes. It's surreal.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2016 04:34 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: DaveA at February 27, 2016 04:34 PM (DL2i+)
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I can't get enough of these kind of stories. That is so sweet and a little sad, but mostly very sweet.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 27, 2016 04:35 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 27, 2016 04:35 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2016 04:33 PM (e3bId)
He'll come back Scottish and you'll have to trade in the sombrero for a kilt.
Posted by: buzzion at February 27, 2016 04:35 PM (zt+N6)
They call them rosettes. The cats belly is lighter in color and covered with leopard spots. They are beautiful in person. They both have glitter in their fur and they are the softest cats I've ever felt. They really are part small leopard.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 27, 2016 04:33 PM (egOGm)
Just curious...are they tree climbers? Leopards and all...
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2016 04:35 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2016 04:36 PM (qUNWi)
Did you send that to Nealz Nuze back in the day?
Could have sworn that's where I saw it. I remember
forwarding it to other people at work.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 27, 2016 04:33 PM (FkBIv)
Oh that's not my pic. I just found the origin story. See comment 71 though as it seems the first story posted was bunk.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 27, 2016 04:36 PM (hlMPp)
I love that story. I'm glad you didn't put the dog down.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 27, 2016 04:37 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2016 04:37 PM (e3bId)
But Weaseldog and Lucky, I could totally make mine.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 27, 2016 04:38 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 27, 2016 04:38 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 27, 2016 04:39 PM (hd+Rc)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 27, 2016 04:39 PM (hlMPp)
I don't let them outdoors. I'm afraid some neighbor would kill them and stuff them. Look at the weird bobcat I killed.
They like to be high. A favorite is the 9 foot tall bookshelves.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 27, 2016 04:39 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: cheri at February 27, 2016 04:39 PM (ylAck)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2016 04:39 PM (FsuaD)
As a supplement for the ear infections and skin diseases that shelties get, I also use 2 Derma3 supplements (Omega 3 fatty acids), and a vitamin E capsule. I just poke them with a stick-pin, drain them onto the beans and stir.
She lost ten pounds within a year. Now I can feed her table scraps when she's being good and not begging or whining.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 27, 2016 04:39 PM (OQ9R7)
I have two of them. They are Bengal cats. They are a hybrid cat. Asian leopard cat crossed with a domestic cat.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 27, 2016 04:28 PM (egOGm)
So if you have two, you don't mind giving me one of them?
But seriously, cats are like humans, in that the pretty ones certainly catch our eyes first, but that doesn't mean they are meant for us. If we can find a balance between looks and compatibility (again, like humans), that's the goal.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2016 04:41 PM (TOk1P)
Why do we have no pics????
Come on. I can't believe you're holding out on us.
petmorons @ g male dot com
Posted by: L, Elle at February 27, 2016 04:42 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2016 04:42 PM (fizMZ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 27, 2016 04:42 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 27, 2016 04:45 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2016 04:45 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: olddog in mo at February 27, 2016 04:45 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 27, 2016 04:46 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: cheri at February 27, 2016 04:47 PM (ylAck)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 27, 2016 04:47 PM (ej1L0)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 27, 2016 04:48 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 27, 2016 04:49 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 27, 2016 04:50 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: antisocialist at February 27, 2016 04:52 PM (cDs+4)
Posted by: Lincolntf at February 27, 2016 04:52 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: That SOB Van Owen at February 27, 2016 04:52 PM (Zd3Kw)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 27, 2016 04:53 PM (Nwg0u)
He found Iams food in the big bag at Food Lion marked $13.99, so he grabbed one, but asked the nearest employee to check the price - " it must be wrong. This stuff is usually $30+"
Told it was supposed to be $17.99, he threw it in the cart. When he went to checkout, it rang up $7.99, so he ran back & grabbed every bag they had on the shelf.
I found a decent quality food that Tucker seems to love, so I've stuck with it for the last three years or so. Purine One smartblend. He likes the lamb.
Pet food quality / nutrional value / junk would be an interesting topic to explore one weekend...
Posted by: Chi at February 27, 2016 04:53 PM (Yo9vi)
I want to see Paige!!
Posted by: L, Elle at February 27, 2016 04:53 PM (2x3L+)
http://tinyurl.com/hdzgtdr
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1)
******
Awwww. She needs a tummy rub to be convinced.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at February 27, 2016 04:54 PM (hVdx9)
Gingy took that picture when she was eating baby carrots. He didn't move for about 10 minutes, just watching her eat. She originally captioned the picture "I WOULD REALLY LIKE A BABY CARROT PLEASE!"
We got Colby from a craigslist ad, somebody who just couldn't spare any time for him. He's blind in one eye from where a groomer poking him by accident with scissors. He's a pretty good little dog, but because his previous owner was a woman, he's really imprinted on Gingy, much to her (sometimes pretend) annoyance.
He barks his head off when anyone comes in the door, for about 3-4 minutes, then he makes friends. His job is to give me enough warning to get the gun safe open if someone breaks in.
Posted by: Weirddave at February 27, 2016 04:54 PM (N8hFs)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 27, 2016 04:55 PM (0tOFx)
now off to start from the top of the thread
I swear I'll get some photos to you guys for next week, if I can stay awake.
Posted by: Hrothgarace at February 27, 2016 04:55 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 27, 2016 04:56 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 27, 2016 04:56 PM (MIKMs)
Yesterday he came in the room and sat down in front of the TV and watched the entire Subaru commercial with the parent dog driving the baby dog in the infant seat to get the puppy to go to sleep. Once the commercial was over he got up and trotted out of the room.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 27, 2016 04:56 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2016 04:57 PM (fizMZ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Great pets all around! BEST. WEEKLY. WEEKEND. POST. IDEA. EVEH!!!
Thanks to MH for doing the post, and to (I believe it was) L,Elle for the monumental task of getting this ball rolling. Herding Morons is way harder than herding cats. Kudos to all involved.
I want my wonder doggie daughter Maggie Mae to be famous too! Wonderful backstories in the comments. Lovin' it!
*scampers off to find perfect pic of Maggie to send*
Posted by: AmeriDan at February 27, 2016 04:57 PM (cq3QL)
Also, if you send us separate pics bc you have multiple pets, we are going to show only one on each post just to free up space for other Moron pets. If you send us a group pic bc you have multiple pics, we will put that one up happily so they all get to be seen at once. It's up to you.
I think the single pics are better bc they are focused on the one pet and have better detail, but, again, it's up to you how you want to send them in. Whichever way, please do send them in.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 27, 2016 05:00 PM (2x3L+)
...and she gets belly-rubs every day!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 27, 2016 05:00 PM (OQ9R7)
I should own stock in carpet stain removers.
Husband suggested there should be an expiration date on elderly pets.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2016 05:01 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 27, 2016 05:01 PM (FkBIv)
Oh, and you know the old cliche about cats being finicky eaters? Not Kira. She's a feline vacuum cleaner. She'll eat anything that isn't nailed down.
Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2016 05:02 PM (sdi6R)
We've worked him on a long leash before and up in the mountains he does good (slack leash, responds to "Stop!" "Come!" But here in town it's just weird.
P.S. He's not neutered.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 27, 2016 05:02 PM (NeFrd)
We found out from others in the apt. complex that every day she would come around for food. She would even try to eat the food of one her now adult offspring.
Just the other day my fiance' learned the hard way that she will steal food right off your plate as you eat.
She is now an indoor cat only which is good as the fur on her nose has almost completely grown back. Yup, a bit of a fighter.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at February 27, 2016 05:02 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: antisocialist at February 27, 2016 05:03 PM (cDs+4)
Sounds like my Golden. Beautiful day here today so we went for a walk in one of our state parks down by the ocean. He loves people and has to meet everyone so it was more a of a stop and go than a real walk.
He's curled up by the fire now and I'm curled up with a beer. Great way to spend a winter Saturday.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2016 05:04 PM (/tuJf)
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Why does he hate the vet? Usually they find the thermometer up the bunghole "intriguing".
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 27, 2016 05:04 PM (iQIUe)
P.S. He's not neutered.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 27, 2016 05:02 PM (NeFrd)
There's your sign.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2016 05:04 PM (FsuaD)
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You have to say sssssssssssstttttt to him.
Posted by: Cesar Milan at February 27, 2016 05:05 PM (kTF2Z)
We carried him in a tote bag, all 6 pounds of him. The experiment was a big success. Her dad reached out and had the best response he had shown since the surgery. I'm convinced it helped him to a full recovery.
On the way out, Strudel stood up in the bag but only his front paws and nose showed. Sort of like an adorable Kilroy. One of the lady patients saw him, assumed it was a stuffed toy and reached over to touch the 'toy' dog. Imagine her surprise and delight when the 'toy' gave her hand a lick. That stopped our departure while she held and petted him. This started a round of other patients who had to play with him. He loved it and we were king and queen of the facility for that day.
Posted by: JTB at February 27, 2016 05:06 PM (FvdPb)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 27, 2016 05:06 PM (Lqy/e)
My dog's better than your dog.
https://youtu.be/5E9H_DvwOVc
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 27, 2016 05:01 PM (FkBIv)
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OH my gosh - I remember that commercial! When kids were normal and stuff.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at February 27, 2016 05:07 PM (dFi94)
I wonder if it makes any difference at all. Write up soothing for a future thread. I'd love to talk bout that subject myself. Also, homemade blends. To transition Juno away from the expensive stuff, my vet had me making rice/chicken/yogurt meals with pumpkin here and there which agreed with her.
I did a lot of research on this and there seem to purists about dog food. I just wonder what is actually good and worth the money and/or effort and what isn't.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 27, 2016 05:07 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) opines at February 27, 2016 05:07 PM (rwI+c)
You have to "own" the doorway. This is a "Dog Whisperer" -thing. The reaction to the door can be muted, over time.
The first thing you have to work on is the reaction.
Open the door and back the dog away, letting him know you "own" the doorway. Back him away until he SITS.
Repeat this over and over again, (it should take about fifteen minutes. An hour, with stubborn breeds.)
The dog will get the picture. You own the doorway and you are the Pack Leader who expects a certain behavior.
The most important part of the exercise is backing the dog away until he sits. Use tennis rackets or pillows or whatever to make yourself bigger, so as to block his path.
Accompany your redirection of the dog with a "hey" or a famous "Tsssst!", like the Dog Whisperer.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 27, 2016 05:08 PM (OQ9R7)
They can panic their way into trouble pretty quick.
Cats are even worse. Having chased a pair (on their leashes) at a rest stop when a trucks air brakes hiss at them.
Posted by: DaveA at February 27, 2016 05:09 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 27, 2016 05:10 PM (OQ9R7)
No probelm
Posted by: L, Elle at February 27, 2016 05:11 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: IC at February 27, 2016 05:11 PM (bBAwo)
Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2016 05:12 PM (e3bId)
Forty spice hummus - yes.
Buffalo wing dip - slurp, shocked face, run away.
Posted by: DaveA at February 27, 2016 05:12 PM (DL2i+)
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That's basically the approach we have been using. Seems to have taken pretty well at the doorway. Still have the matter of trust if he is off the leash, in terms of reliably responding to "Come". We leash him at all times now.
Odd thing is that in the back yard (which is fenced, but has a couple of low spots that he could easily clear if he decided to leap) he has never bolted. He'll sit on one side of the fence and watch or bark at deer just outside the fence without chasing.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 27, 2016 05:13 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: JTB at February 27, 2016 05:06 PM (FvdPb)
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Our Golden Retriever, Annie, was a full-time hospital worker for 5 years. Daughter was working as an administrator of a small hospital, and Annie had full run of the 3rd and 4th floors. Went wherever she wanted to go 4 days a week for 5 years. The patients she didn't like, she would just pass by their rooms. She never went to the 5th floor. Psych ward. She had an aversion to crazy people. But the old and the sick, she loved.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at February 27, 2016 05:14 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 27, 2016 05:15 PM (egOGm)
They love some skin or fat.
They can smell the rotisserie chicken in the shopping bag from the other end of the house.
It's the only time I ever give them non-cat food.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2016 05:15 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at February 27, 2016 05:15 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 27, 2016 05:16 PM (Nwg0u)
You can run off some energy in the house first, but let him calm down before taking the walk. Leaving the house with an excited dog defeats the purpose.
The dog should never pull on the leash. YOU are leading, the dog is just lucky enough to come along.
If you are correcting a behavior during the walk, pull sideways. Never back. Pulling back turns the dog into a determined animal.
If the dog gets excited during the walk, make it sit without looking at whatever it wants to get-at.
All of these exercises take time. If you want things done quickly, I'm not your guy.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 27, 2016 05:16 PM (OQ9R7)
I went with a grain free generic that I can get at Walmart for $17 a bag. Suits her fine.
Posted by: antisocialist at February 27, 2016 05:17 PM (cDs+4)
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Muldoon, this is excellent advice that my own dog trainer made me do. You treat every doorway as an opportunity to show Buckley who is master and who walks out first. You make him sit first and then stay. Once he stays, open the door. If he tries to run, shit the door again, and go back to sit and then stay. Repeat. You and your wife always walk out the door first. Buckley last and only when you give the Release or Come command. It really is that hard to get a dog who likes the outdoor and car rides to do this. Ramallah maybe one week at most if you consistently refuse to let him outside until he sits and stays first and then waits until you release him on your command.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 27, 2016 05:17 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Hrothgarace at February 27, 2016 05:17 PM (wYnyS)
Piggy in the flesh-hope it works
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zyb283a
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at February 27, 2016 05:15 PM (hVdx9)
Cute kitty! I assume all those weapons were lost in a tragic canoe accident?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2016 05:17 PM (FsuaD)
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Link goes to your whole gallery, including the arsenal.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 27, 2016 05:17 PM (NeFrd)
I don't think you'll need that many firearms just for the cat but it's your right.
Posted by: DaveA at February 27, 2016 05:18 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2016 05:18 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2016 05:18 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 27, 2016 05:19 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Draki at February 27, 2016 05:20 PM (kkOK3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2016 05:18 PM (FsuaD)
Don't worry, the barrel is pet friendly except for certain corners!
Posted by: Hrothgarace at February 27, 2016 05:20 PM (wYnyS)
Yeah, it can be weaned, but only with a lot of leash-training first. Dogs want to please, so they will respect the behavior you are looking for after time.
As an aside: Never reward, (pet and comfort), a dog that is displaying bad behavior. That only rewards the bad behavior. Too many people hug and comfort their dogs when the dogs are acting like hyenas ...lol.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 27, 2016 05:20 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 27, 2016 05:20 PM (MIKMs)
Forty spice hummus - yes.
Buffalo wing dip - slurp, shocked face, run away.
Posted by: DaveA at February 27, 2016 05:12 PM (DL2i+)
Yes, good point. She doesn't do spicy.
Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2016 05:21 PM (sdi6R)
Just be sure not to reward him for 'jumping the gun,' meaning, don't pet him for misbehaving. Just pull him back on the lease.
Also, you should train him to walk along side of you when you're outdoors. The old four-corner perimeter thing.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2016 05:21 PM (A/3fN)
Some things even a dog won't roll in.
Posted by: DaveA at February 27, 2016 05:22 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: antisocialist at February 27, 2016 05:22 PM (cDs+4)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 27, 2016 05:22 PM (NeFrd)
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You shit the door? I've never heard of this technique before.
Posted by: Cesar Milan at February 27, 2016 05:23 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2016 05:23 PM (fizMZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh and Seamus.
Miss Piggy says thanks.
Oops. That is but a fraction of what I have. In fact, almost all of those are all for sale.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at February 27, 2016 05:23 PM (hVdx9)
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He's a little spoiled and going to the vet (and the doggie beauty parlor) is one of the few things he has to do that he doesn't want to.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 27, 2016 05:24 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 27, 2016 05:24 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Cesar Milan at February 27, 2016 05:23 PM (kTF2Z)
One of my dogs would love this training approach!
Posted by: Hrothgarace at February 27, 2016 05:24 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 27, 2016 05:24 PM (5csB/)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 27, 2016 05:24 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 27, 2016 05:24 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Weasel at February 27, 2016 05:12 PM (e3bId
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Mine does that with other stuff. I won't give her scraps of people food bc I don't want her to be a beggar dog. So she steals everything else instead and tries to stash them in hiding places. I give out treats rarely only when I have to leave her and put her in her pen or when I have people she doesn't know come over hand them out to her so she calms down and stops barking at them when she is in protective/guard dog mode
Posted by: L, Elle at February 27, 2016 05:25 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: cheri at February 27, 2016 05:26 PM (ylAck)
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Me too. just hope the parade doesn't get any larger!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 27, 2016 05:27 PM (8PbKi)
Posted by: mustbequantum
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Lots of, "sorry about that kitty" moments.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at February 27, 2016 05:27 PM (hVdx9)
doggie beauty parlor) is one of the few things he has to do that he
doesn't want to.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 27, 2016 05:24 PM (Nwg0u)
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My mom's dog is the same way. Friendly and chipper as can be, until he realizes that he's going to the groomer or the vet. He visibly trembles. He refuses to get out of the car. Once he even had a seizure. My poor mom doesn't know how to deal with him. I try to get down there if I can to take him to his appointments. He does none of that for me.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at February 27, 2016 05:27 PM (dFi94)
You get to see the triggers and correct the behavior on the spot.
The wost thing, (besides coddling misbehavior), is locking a dog away to avoid a problem. If confronted head-on when the dog is young, it can take only a matter of hours to stop the behavior in its tracks.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 27, 2016 05:28 PM (OQ9R7)
I think your training tricks are spot on, but I have three dogs, but one is an invalid so trying to enforce the "alpha dog owns the door" is tricky for the young dog that needs the training because I have to be holding the old whenever I take them outside. I also have a very awkward exit pattern that works against me.
Posted by: Hrothgarace at February 27, 2016 05:29 PM (wYnyS)
-Posted by: cheri at February 27, 2016 05:26 PM (ylAck)
THAT. IS. FREAKING. AWESOME!
Bless those folks! All of 'em!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 27, 2016 05:29 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 27, 2016 05:30 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Cesar Milan at February 27, 2016 05:23 PM
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I already explained this. It was the autocorrect that shit the door!
Posted by: L, Elle at February 27, 2016 05:30 PM (2x3L+)
*heads to shower*
Going with husband to a dinner prepared by a group of men. They're all great cooks.
Love, love, love the pet thread. Thanks to Chi, Mis Hum and E' Elle!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2016 05:30 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: L, Elle
*****
Strange name for a dog, but ok.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at February 27, 2016 05:30 PM (hVdx9)
You've got to find who the "other" alpha-dog is. Once you get to that one, the others will follow YOU, instead of the misbehaving dog.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 27, 2016 05:31 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2016 05:31 PM (FsuaD)
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I read a fascinating piece about Toxoplasmosis, a year or so ago. They have discovered that it changes the personalities of its human hosts differently depending upon whether the host is male or female.
Female hosts are made more gregarious and outgoing and, most notably, become more risk-taking.
Male hosts are the opposite.
Scientists believe it is designed, somehow, to attract carriers to each other in order to perpetuate the organism itself.
I'll see if I can find the article.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 27, 2016 05:32 PM (8PbKi)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at February 27, 2016 05:32 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Tim in GA at February 27, 2016 05:32 PM (C7Lea)
You've got to find who the "other" alpha-dog is. Once you get to that one, the others will follow YOU, instead of the misbehaving dog.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 27, 2016 05:31 PM (OQ9R7)
Cat staff don't have to be concerned about such things. We know who's in charge, and it ain't us.
Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2016 05:33 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 27, 2016 05:34 PM (8PbKi)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 27, 2016 05:30 PM (CNHr1
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Jewell45, Keep checking back. I promise anyone who sends a pic will get face time on this mart military blog. We have gotten so many and we have to limit how many we can put up on each post or the poor, overworked hamsters start shutting down and try to go on strike.
Yours will show up eventually.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 27, 2016 05:34 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 27, 2016 05:31 PM (OQ9R7)
Oh, I know who the alpha dog is, and the other two are actually very well behaved, but it's working within the three ring circus that keeps me from devoting complete attention to the "alpha" pup in the environment I need to have under control.
Posted by: Hrothgarace at February 27, 2016 05:34 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 27, 2016 05:36 PM (OQ9R7)
I read a fascinating piece about Toxoplasmosis, a year or so ago. They have discovered that it changes the personalities of its human hosts differently depending upon whether the host is male or female.
Female hosts are made more gregarious and outgoing and, most notably, become more risk-taking.
Male hosts are the opposite.
Scientists believe it is designed, somehow, to attract carriers to each other in order to perpetuate the organism itself.
I'll see if I can find the article.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 27, 2016 05:32 PM (8PbKi)
I have read about that too. It is weird bordering on downright creepy.
Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2016 05:37 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 27, 2016 05:36 PM (OQ9R7)
Yes, in a pinch, I just rely on the tried and true technique of yanking on his chain!
Posted by: Hrothgarace at February 27, 2016 05:38 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 27, 2016 05:38 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: mustbequantum
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Lots of, "sorry about that kitty" moments.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at February 27, 2016 05:27 PM (hVdx9)
I'm pretty sure that he throws himself down in my path deliberately just for the extra attention.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 27, 2016 05:38 PM (MIKMs)
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I have no idea how any of you can deal with more pet than once. A puppy is so hard and so much work. It really is like having a baby. The cost, the attention needed, and the self discipline needed to get the puppy trained properly.
Very much worth it, but you have to know what you're in for. It doesn't surprise me how many pets people give up bc they choose difficult breeds as puppies or rescue dogs that have problems
Posted by: L, Elle at February 27, 2016 05:39 PM (2x3L+)
What a wonderful idea.
I wonder if that would be something I could do with Tucker. Even at a local nursing home?
This falls right in with something I had written up for the inaugural Pet Thread. Mainly on Charities for Vets & Pets...
I'll try to redo what I had & send it to MisHum for nest week.
Posted by: Chi at February 27, 2016 05:40 PM (Yo9vi)
The connection to mental illness is not proven and they are careful to note that you are much more likely to acquire the parasite from uncooked meat than from your cat.
Here's a terrific article from The Atlantic that is one of the best I've read.
http://theatln.tc/19wEK7c
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 27, 2016 05:40 PM (8PbKi)
Posted by: PaleRider at February 27, 2016 05:41 PM (chkUd)
Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2016 05:37 PM (sdi6R)
I thought there was a post here (maybe an ONT) on the Toxoplasmosis and felines. It was pretty disturbing to read and the potential side effects were non-trivial. Worried me a bit since grand-daughter has a beautiful sweet Bengal kitty.
Posted by: Hrothgarace at February 27, 2016 05:41 PM (wYnyS)
I'm glad you guys liked it. I did too!
Posted by: L, Elle at February 27, 2016 05:41 PM (2x3L+)
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And we thought the zombie wasps were weird.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 27, 2016 05:41 PM (8PbKi)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 27, 2016 05:43 PM (2x3L+)
Yes, I wouldn't give him up because he still makes me laugh more often than not, but the work load for an intelligent strong-willed third pet is an exponential increase.
Posted by: Hrothgarace at February 27, 2016 05:44 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: mustbequantum
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Better buy some pet insurance. Silly kitteh.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at February 27, 2016 05:45 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 27, 2016 05:47 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 27, 2016 05:51 PM (t2KH5)
Posted by: JTB at February 27, 2016 05:53 PM (FvdPb)
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CT, that is very true for cats. Dogs vary by breed. Some are very independent and can be left alone but some like my Great Dane, become dysfunctional, aggressive, or fearful and deteriorate if left alone and ignored too much. Mine is a very social animal and requires a lot of affection. Even if she is calm and not really active, she needs to just sit next to me. And that's all. I only put her in her pen when I have to leave the house or else if she is misbahving and needs a brief timeout
Posted by: L, Elle at February 27, 2016 05:53 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 27, 2016 05:55 PM (2x3L+)
-Posted by: L, Elle at February 27, 2016 05:53 PM (2x3L+)
It is best if she "goes into" the pen, rather than being "put" there. It allows you to show dominance. The best result is being able to walk away and she stays there.
Getting her to go on her own may take minutes, it may take an hour.
Getting her to stay there, with the door open will take at least an hour. Preferably after she's been worn-down a bit by a walk or some playtime.
Like I said, it is just another opportunity to show dominance.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 27, 2016 05:59 PM (OQ9R7)
That was supposed to be directed at Cheri.
But I guess, between the autocucumber & my being mostly banned, the Hamsters are on strike.
Maybe I should submit a pic of Pixy Hamsters to appease them?
Posted by: Chi at February 27, 2016 06:00 PM (Yo9vi)
So that's what ancient Egyptian cats looked like.
Posted by: rickl at February 27, 2016 06:00 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Model-1066 at February 27, 2016 06:10 PM (cKqVh)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 27, 2016 06:14 PM (Iknsf)
She has a crate in her pen and her food and water bowl. The only way I can get her to go in there by herself is when she is exhausted from running outside with me and wants the comfort of her own space. If she is being a pain, the only way I can get get her in there is by tricking her with a treat or keeping her on the leash and bringing her in there.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 27, 2016 06:15 PM (2x3L+)
-Posted by: L, Elle at February 27, 2016 06:15 PM (2x3L+)
As long as you don't give her the treat, but more importantly:
When you lead her there, tug until she moves and then loosen the tension on the leash. She must get the idea and move forward.
After she enters the pen, she must sit or lie down. You Win!
And you must leave yourself time to do this... lol.
I use every opportunity I have to present myself as Pack-Leader, even with time constraints.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 27, 2016 06:22 PM (OQ9R7)
What if she just plops down bc she is a stubborn willful dog and knows what I'm up to? She has pretty good instincts and if she thinks I am trying to lock her up, she just drops down on the ground and refuses to budge. I usually leave myself enough time before I have to leave so that I can deal with this, but she is so smart.
Even when I'm not going anywhere and filling up her food and water and know that she is really hungry, she watches me do it from a distance and refuses to come in her pen until I am far away and can't lock her up.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 27, 2016 06:30 PM (2x3L+)
You should meet my cats. They thrive on attention, training.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 27, 2016 06:33 PM (I8U9h)
My second sheltie was very excite-able. The leash mad him go NUTS! So... he didn't get to go outside until I walked him around inside the house!
He wanted that door and I wasn't about to give it to him. If he pulled, I stopped and sat him down.
After fifteen minutes of that, he wasn't AS excited about the door. He had to sit before I opened it, after I opened it and after I dropped the leash.
It got to the point where I could leave the door open and he wouldn't go out.
...unless there was another dog or a freaking CAT!
*ugh*
...back to the drawing board.
Get my buddy's dog and train him with the dog outside the door. Back my dog away and wait for him to calm down.
Take him to my buddy's house with a cat and a dog, watch him pee in the living-room, immediately...
*ugh* ...back to the drawing-board.
Next time over... Bring him in, on the leash and yank his chain sideways if he starts to squat. Take him back out and re-start. --As many times as necessary.
It took me ten separate visits before I knew he wouldn't mark his territory in their house.
The point is, as much knowledge as I have, there is patience involved. Use every opportunity you have to use level-headed dominance and make for a calm, submissive animal.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 27, 2016 06:35 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 27, 2016 06:35 PM (I8U9h)
Your neighbor must have loved your visits.
Posted by: Aviator at February 27, 2016 06:40 PM (c7vUv)
Dogs have "trigger areas" that make them move. While applying leverage with the leash, lift-poke her underside or somewhere from behind. (Large dogs make that difficult, I know.)
The point of the exercise is to get her to move on her own. Your will power is stronger than the dog's. Once she stands on her own, you've now gotten most of the "power" back.
Lead her gently and loosen the tension on the leash every time she moves on her own.
Loosening the tension is a "reward" in-and-of itself. The dog's collar should be High-Up on the neck, like you see in the dog shows. There is a reason for this. It is uncomfortable for them to resist that location.
It doesn't "choke" the dog, but it makes them more compliant.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 27, 2016 06:41 PM (OQ9R7)
-Posted by: Aviator at February 27, 2016 06:40 PM (c7vUv)
I brought spray carpet-cleaner and a scrub brush with me after the first time. The dog only "got" to mark three times before I caught onto his "process".
He would slow-down and sniff an area intently before getting unceremoniously interrupted by my tug and lead back outside.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 27, 2016 06:43 PM (OQ9R7)
Hey, I like this place! More please. Let none despoil this Eden.
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at February 27, 2016 07:07 PM (FtrY1)
Posted by: Ronster at February 27, 2016 08:25 PM (7VC+5)
Posted by: mindful webworker - catz n dogz at February 27, 2016 09:43 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 27, 2016 09:48 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Infidel at February 27, 2016 10:08 PM (bPL+i)
So fun to see peoples masters in their domains.
Posted by: goon at February 28, 2016 04:12 AM (gy5kE)
Posted by: goon at February 28, 2016 04:21 AM (gy5kE)
Posted by: Hrothgarace at February 27, 2016 04:55 PM (wYnyS)
Agreed.
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