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g'evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 19, 2016 09:57 PM (KCxzN) 2
Hola, amigoz en loz intertuboz!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at February 19, 2016 09:58 PM (EzgxV) 3
Mmmmmmm, breast cream....
Posted by: Burn It Down at February 19, 2016 09:58 PM (qHgBB) 4
the corgi whistle has been sounded
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 19, 2016 09:58 PM (KCxzN) 5
"So the CIAs primary mission now is essentially HR stuff?"
People are our most important asset. Well, people who are trained to fly Predators. Posted by: CIA at February 19, 2016 09:59 PM (Jkqip) 6
Cry havoc and loose the corgis of war!
Posted by: Queen Lizzy at February 19, 2016 09:59 PM (dvuhZ) Posted by: Burn It Down at February 19, 2016 10:00 PM (qHgBB) 8
Trannies sure are a big deal these days.
Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2016 10:00 PM (0C2f1) 9
That looks like a Svengoolie chicken.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 19, 2016 10:00 PM (FkBIv) 10
Notevenclosetofirst!
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at February 19, 2016 10:00 PM (D0J8L) 11
I've got your diversity right here
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 10:02 PM (voOPb) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 10:02 PM (voOPb) Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2016 10:02 PM (qUNWi) 14
First!!!
Posted by: Mario Rubio at February 19, 2016 10:02 PM (KCxzN) 15
Should have ended the post with the Harry Reid bit about the republicans caving.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 19, 2016 10:03 PM (T78UI) 16
Howdy, ONT
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 10:03 PM (9ym/8) 17
And everyone says the CIA can't do HUMINT well!
Posted by: Williams Billybongson at February 19, 2016 10:03 PM (LFClz) 18
My dogs know about couches, recliners & beds
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 10:03 PM (voOPb) 19
Just watched Grimm. Finally a good ep in season 5.
But still no shirtless Renard. Posted by: @votermom at February 19, 2016 10:03 PM (cbfNE) 20
If the GOPe caves on the SCOTUS nom, will the GOPologists finally shut up about "We must vote GOP because of SCOTUS picks"?
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 19, 2016 10:03 PM (Wckf4) 21
Nice ONT CDR M
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 10:04 PM (voOPb) 22
Not to go OT too early, but when AtC establishes her... Empire, or whatever, I have a suggestion for her Armaments Minister. These would be good, I think:
youtube.com/watch?v=0AIUF6iCPj0 Posted by: Vanya Secundus at February 19, 2016 10:04 PM (yKCJ9) Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2016 10:04 PM (qUNWi) 24
Friend in HS got a Datsun 270Z first time out with it ticketed doing 77 in a 45 oops
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 10:05 PM (voOPb) 25
Howdy ONT friends. Life is not so bad here in Kurdistan. Worked my first night tonight and it was pretty uneventful. It's still a Driliing rig after all
Posted by: The real ch3 at February 19, 2016 10:05 PM (wHYXk) Posted by: antisocialist at February 19, 2016 10:05 PM (cDs+4) 27
Should have ended the post with the Harry Reid bit about the republicans caving.
- Yeah, it'd be like an M. Night Shamalamadingdong surprise ending. Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 19, 2016 10:05 PM (Nwg0u) 28
will the GOPologists finally shut up about "We must vote GOP because of SCOTUS picks"?
It won't matter by then. They will have done their duty. Posted by: t-bird at February 19, 2016 10:06 PM (mxCgt) 29
About That Democratic Socialism...
A reply to a tweet I made regarding Sen. Bernie Sanders' economic views was quite illuminating, though not as the responder likely intended. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=11142 Posted by: The Political Hat at February 19, 2016 10:06 PM (vBeA5) 30
caves on the SCOTUS nom, will the GOPologists finally shut up about "We must vote GOP because of SCOTUS picks"?
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 19, 2016 10:03 PM (Wckf4) Had this conversation earlier this evening out to dinner with friends. If they cave NEVER again for a vote NEVER Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 10:06 PM (voOPb) 31
On that ER visit chart, I'm surprise to see ATVs as lows as they are. Things like "fishing related" and "tables, chairs" ranking higher.
I don't know many who haven't a boo-boo on an ATV at one time or another. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 10:07 PM (9ym/8) 32
cute tv pic at the top of the post of Jorge Ramos as a 'sexual predator'
weird day: Rod Taylor dead, Tippi Hedren lives, The Birds endure Posted by: John Wesley Hardin at February 19, 2016 10:08 PM (8CdUx) 33
sure buick gets the least number of tickets, drivers are ashamed to be seen outside of their garages in them. buick has gotten seriously ugly since they were obamified.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 10:09 PM (vb33c) 34
Evenin' everyone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 19, 2016 10:09 PM (YJmuy) 35
Harry Reid is used to the Republicans caving. Will this Supreme Court turning battle be different? Bwaaaaa. Of course the Republicans will submit, of course Obama will be allowed to install a generational changing pick on his way out.
Posted by: cm9000 at February 19, 2016 10:10 PM (2TUVm) 36
31 On that ER visit chart, I'm surprise to see ATVs as lows as they are. Things like "fishing related" and "tables, chairs" ranking higher.
------ RK I've put more hooks in my fingers than I've wiped out my atv Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 10:10 PM (voOPb) 37
sure buick gets the least number of tickets, drivers are ashamed to be seen outside of their garages in them. buick has gotten seriously ugly since they were obamified.
************************* Really, because I remember old relatives of mine springing for a new 1996 Buick way back when and me thinking: This is the fuck ugliest piece of ugly ass shit that ever uglied up the world with its uggo" Posted by: Burn It Down at February 19, 2016 10:11 PM (qHgBB) 38
I don't know many who haven't a boo-boo on an ATV at one time or another.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 10:07 PM (9ym/ A guy at work had a terrible wreck on an ATV two years ago - he was wearing a helmet and all his safety gear, and ran into a tree head on. And I mean head on. Did some serious damage to his brain, he's just now back to work and getting along amazingly well but, damn... Posted by: antisocialist at February 19, 2016 10:11 PM (cDs+4) 39
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 10:09 PM (vb33c)
That, and a car has to actually run in order for you to be ticketed while driving it. Posted by: Vanya Secundus at February 19, 2016 10:11 PM (yKCJ9) 40
"Daniel Craig sucks ass as James Bond. "
Never could get used to him either. While he's supposedly closer to the Bond of Fleming's books he's just never looked the part to me. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 10:11 PM (9ym/8) 41
270 Z? Whàt are you? New?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 19, 2016 10:12 PM (/rmQf) 42
Tan Buicks are the best.
Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2016 10:12 PM (qUNWi) 43
Sipping Old Overholt - a/k/a "Old Overcoat" - and ginger ale.
Quite delightful. And how's the Horde this warm Texas evening? Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 19, 2016 10:12 PM (lutOX) 44
BF Barry & I will watch Scalia's funeral in Lincoln bedroom. Lube & tube serfs!
Posted by: Reggie at February 19, 2016 10:12 PM (m0JA3) 45
g'night, 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 19, 2016 10:13 PM (KCxzN) 46
While he's supposedly closer to the Bond of Fleming's books he's just never looked the part to me.
Daniel Craig makes a good, soulless villain. He's no Bond, though. Posted by: t-bird at February 19, 2016 10:13 PM (mxCgt) Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2016 10:13 PM (91LL3) 48
If the GOPe caves on the SCOTUS nom, will the GOPologists finally shut up about "We must vote GOP because of SCOTUS picks"?
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 19, 2016 10:03 PM (Wckf4) It will be the rally cry for at least one republican. Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 19, 2016 10:14 PM (T78UI) 49
gope gotta gope, yo
Posted by: eman at February 19, 2016 10:14 PM (MQEz6) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 10:14 PM (9ym/8) 51
>>>>26 "The Thin Man" is on TCM right now.
Myrna Loy. William Powell. Just the ticket right about now. Posted by: antisocialist ----- Love those movies! Posted by: Emmie at February 19, 2016 10:14 PM (ezXrF) 52
Daniel Craig's Bond movies are great action films, but bad Bond movies.
Posted by: Josephistan at February 19, 2016 10:15 PM (7qAYi) 53
If the GOPe caves on the SCOTUS nom, will the GOPologists finally shut up about "We must vote GOP because of SCOTUS picks"?
****************** Nope. We are proper fucked my friends. Proper. Fucked. Posted by: That smart guy who says we're proper fucked at February 19, 2016 10:15 PM (qHgBB) 54
Leaving my current position to take up a gig as an industrial robot tech, as some of the Horde have heard.
I'd tried to keep this thing quiet - it avoids awkwardness and all that emotional crap that comes with saying 'goodbye' to people - but the f'ing boss spilled the beans.... Saw more than a few current colleagues and a not insignificant number of students and 'nieces' scramble to get my number from the school's directory. I'm sad to go, but have to leave, but, Lord, there are some of them I'll miss terribly. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 19, 2016 10:16 PM (lutOX) 55
"And how's the Horde this warm Texas evening?"
It was warm today. Thermo on the PU said 84F at five o'clock this afternoon. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 10:16 PM (9ym/8) 56
Wait, were back to 3 shooters.
Posted by: Jean at February 19, 2016 10:16 PM (cXiMR) Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2016 10:16 PM (91LL3) 58
Daniel Craig makes a good, soulless villain. He's no Bond, though.
Posted by: t-bird at February 19, 2016 10:13 PM (mxCgt) He sucked as a First Order stormtrooper. Posted by: CDR M at February 19, 2016 10:17 PM (SCx0h) 59
Dueling didn't civilize society, it only left a good number of men dead.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 19, 2016 10:18 PM (fC9RO) 60
"Justice Department May Probe Alleged Bergdahl Ransom Payment" at dailybeast.
This is the corrupt Obama administration trying to squeeze Comey to drop Hillary email indictments. Posted by: rokshox at February 19, 2016 10:18 PM (Ap82b) 61
"We are proper fucked my friends.
Proper. Fucked." It got "willowed" in the last thread but John Cornyn on a local radio show this morning stated that he thought Grassley's refusal to hear any new nominees this year was pretty locked down. So, for what that's worth. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 10:18 PM (9ym/8) 62
RK once in the ER with Rapala 9. Couple of times my fishing bud yanked a jig out
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 10:18 PM (voOPb) 63
So this is the ONT, huh?
Posted by: Weasel at February 19, 2016 10:19 PM (e3bId) 64
See?
Posted by: The Chicken at February 19, 2016 10:19 PM (8aOqE) 65
Really, because I remember old relatives of mine springing for a new 1996 Buick way back when and me thinking: This is the fuck ugliest piece of ugly ass shit that ever uglied up the world with its uggo"
Posted by: Burn It Down at February 19, 2016 10:11 PM (qHgBB) doesn't mean they didn't get uglier after obama got involved. never paid much attention to them after the 80s. I was never a fan of the land barge but they were comfortable to ride in for long road trips. Buick Park Avenues and Oldsmobile 98s in the 84 model lines were definitely comfortable. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 10:19 PM (vb33c) 66
That, and a car has to actually run in order for you to be ticketed while driving it.
Posted by: Vanya Secundus at February 19, 2016 10:11 PM (yKCJ9) heh Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 10:20 PM (vb33c) 67
57 I can get that hook out of you.
Though, they have better drugs at the E.R. Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2016 10:16 PM (91LL3) The Er MD didn't practice medicine any better than he could speak English Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 10:20 PM (voOPb) 68
23 Daniel Craig sucks ass as James Bond.
-- He's too angsty. Craig = angsty Bond Brosnan = dapper Bond Dalton = intense Bond Moore = charming Bond Connery = hound dog Bond Posted by: @votermom at February 19, 2016 10:21 PM (cbfNE) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 10:21 PM (9ym/8) 70
I wish I could a achieve Lab on a Couch type comfort just once in my life.
On a couch. Perverts. Posted by: garrett Preach it, brother!!! Posted by: couch fucker at February 19, 2016 10:21 PM (WOyz5) 71
We have a Buick Lucerne nice car
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 10:21 PM (voOPb) 72
I knew at least two people who were killed while riding snowmobiles. One was a former Member of Parliament who was killed, while still a young man, when he bumped into a tree while slowly riding his snowmobile around his yard.
Apparently a handle bar slammed into his live, rupturing an artery causing him to bleed out. The other was a young woman who hit a tree at high speed. I may have known others as well, but I can't remember them at the moment. Posted by: Northernlurker at February 19, 2016 10:22 PM (4rzL1) 73
Had a treble hook stuck on the back of my hand once. Skin is amazingly tough stuff.
Posted by: Weasel at February 19, 2016 10:22 PM (e3bId) Posted by: fluffy at February 19, 2016 10:22 PM (AfsKp) 75
"The Er MD didn't practice medicine any better than he could speak English"
Mumbai Junior College graduate? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 10:23 PM (9ym/8) 76
Hi all
how is everyone tonite so I go to the store to buy some beer, and I think "well maybe I should get something healthy as well, so I don't feel so guilty buying just beer" so what do I end up getting? banana chips. lol Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 10:23 PM (uZNvH) 77
Don't worry, they are going to make more Fords in Mexico. All is good, nothing to see here.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 19, 2016 10:23 PM (/rmQf) 78
We have a Buick Lucerne nice car
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 10:21 PM (voOPb) you know, once in a while it would be nice if I could make rude and obnoxious statements without someone nice coming along and making me feel guilty. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 10:23 PM (vb33c) 79
I have honed my on water surgical skills sufficient to attempt just about anything short of impaled genitalia or punctured eyes.
Also, I can perform an emergency tracheotomy if anyone needs one. I studied under an Irish Priest in Korea. ...or was he Scottish? He wasn't wearing a skirt. I would have remembered that. Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2016 10:24 PM (91LL3) Posted by: George Lazenby at February 19, 2016 10:24 PM (yKCJ9) 81
Roger Moore was the worst Bond after Craig.
He literally could not run. I mean he physically was incapable of running. This is a true fact. The man couldn't run. Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2016 10:25 PM (qUNWi) 82
Don't worry, they are going to make more Fords in Mexico. All is good, nothing to see here.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 19, 2016 10:23 PM (/rmQf) Buy American. Toyota, Nissan, VW Posted by: Vanya Secundus at February 19, 2016 10:25 PM (yKCJ9) 83
"Gets you to the early bird special in style, does it?"
I'm not gonna force-feed myself a steak at four in the afternoon just to save a few bucks. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 10:25 PM (9ym/8) 84
Posted by: George Lazenby at February 19, 2016 10:24 PM (yKCJ9)
Sorry, old chap. I guess you get to be Temp Bond Posted by: @votermom at February 19, 2016 10:25 PM (cbfNE) 85
I broke my arm riding a motocross bike when I was a teen. The rural/ Lake vacation town hospital I went to had a Styrofoam cutout of the human body. They stuck the fishing lures into it in the location of where they removed them from patients. Dam things were on almost every inch of that thing.
Posted by: Willy J. at February 19, 2016 10:25 PM (r6bSH) 86
least two people who were killed while riding snowmobiles. One was a former Member of Parliament who was killed, while still a young man, when he bumped into a tree while slowly riding his snowmobile around his yard.
Apparently a handle bar slammed into his live, rupturing an artery causing him to bleed out. The other was a young woman who hit a tree at high speed. I may have known others as well, but I can't remember them at the moment. Posted by: Northernlurker at February 19, 2016 10:22 PM (4rzL1) ever see what happens to someone who slides along a barbed wire fence for a hundred feet at high speed on a snowmobile? Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 10:25 PM (vb33c) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 10:25 PM (voOPb) 88
"Justice Department May Probe Alleged Bergdahl Ransom Payment" at dailybeast.
This is the corrupt Obama administration trying to squeeze Comey to drop Hillary email indictments. Posted by: rokshox at February 19, 2016 10:18 PM (Ap82b) That was how I saw it. The current US Federal Government is corrupt from top to bottom. The largest criminal enterprise ever constructed. Posted by: cm9000 at February 19, 2016 10:25 PM (2TUVm) 89
>>>24 Friend in HS got a Datsun 270Z first time out with it ticketed doing 77 in a 45 oops
speaking of tickets...does everybody remember their first? mine was 54 in a 35 on my way to school in the ranch truck. i had to drive it with both feet, one on the brake one on the accelerator. and hit the gas even when braking. otherwise it'd die. Posted by: concrete girl at February 19, 2016 10:26 PM (0KgAM) Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2016 10:26 PM (91LL3) 91
Hello all.
I have been going back through James Lileks website and just looking through the various nostalgia stuff. I was looking through the collection of motel postcards when I came across this: http://www.lileks.com/motels/CA/22.html Now tell me that that is not a striking lobby. Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2016 10:26 PM (iHjB5) 92
I liked it better when doctors smoked cigarettes.
Posted by: Weasel at February 19, 2016 10:26 PM (e3bId) 93
Tell me when the Democrats ever caved.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 19, 2016 10:27 PM (U6f54) 94
Actually I revise Moore to Party Bond
I think that's more apt. Posted by: @votermom at February 19, 2016 10:27 PM (cbfNE) 95
"you know, once in a while it would be nice if I could make rude and obnoxious statements without someone nice coming along and making me feel guilty."
I think Buicks look nice too. Whatdya think about that, bub? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 10:27 PM (9ym/8) 96
Craig is my favorite Bond.
I actually watched a Connery Bond with a young friend who hadn't seen any of them. It's astonishing how bad they were when viewed with fresh eyes. Only Casino Royale, btw. The other Cragi movies are also not good. I am a red-blooded American boy who will say that Casino Royale is the only Bond movie that's an actually good movie. Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 19, 2016 10:27 PM (1xUj/) 97
In under - or close to - 100.
But, I'm watching superhero teevee, so I'm not really here yet. Just on break. * waves lamely at horde * Posted by: mindful webworker - well, then at February 19, 2016 10:27 PM (ACs58) Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2016 10:27 PM (qUNWi) 99
Stacy McCain @rsmccain suspended on Twitter.
Posted by: rokshox at February 19, 2016 10:27 PM (Ap82b) 100
So the CIAs primary mission now is essentially HR stuff?
--- HR be puffin' stuff. Hello my lovelies! Happy Friday! Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 19, 2016 10:27 PM (jR7Wy) 101
Prost Y5
Cheers Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 10:25 PM (voOPb) you German? Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 10:27 PM (vb33c) 102
I used to love Buicks.....LeSabre was the best. Then I read a review on-line some years back and the reviewer said it looked like some fat old Italian guy plastic dipped the interior to match the exterior and that the old style clock on the dash had numerals 3 inches high for old people to see. Bastard. So then I bought an Oldsmobile and guess what...they stopped making them.
So now I drive a Cadillac. They must be getting ready to go out of business any day now. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 19, 2016 10:27 PM (ej1L0) 103
Craig is my favorite Bond.
I actually watched a Connery Bond with a young friend who hadn't seen any of them. It's astonishing how bad they were when viewed with fresh eyes. Only Casino Royale, btw. The other Cragi movies are also not good. I am a red-blooded American boy who will say that Casino Royale is the only Bond movie that's an actually good movie. Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 19, 2016 10:27 PM (1xUj/) What the fuck is wrong with you? Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 10:28 PM (vb33c) 104
@75 RK. I believe he was from The Philipines. He seemed to enjoy ripping that fricking treble hook out
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 10:28 PM (voOPb) 105
Doctors used to drink a lot too.
That's how Roald Dahl's dad lost an arm: he broke it, the doc showed up three sheets to the wind and did a spot diagnosis of a dislocation. Shove, tear, oops, sorry Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 19, 2016 10:28 PM (6FqZa) 106
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Tell me when the Democrats ever caved. Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 19, 2016 10:27 PM (U6f54) Temporarily after 911. Not for long. Posted by: davidt at February 19, 2016 10:29 PM (8aOqE) 107
speaking of tickets...does everybody remember their first? I don't remember my first, but I do remember the stupidest. I was driving a Hyundai Excel, before they got all sporty and shit, and just before they were going to raise the speed limit on the interstate. I wanted to see how fast my Excel could go, and I managed to get it up to about 90 before it started violently shaking, so I slowed it down. As I was slowing down, I was nailed for going 79 in a 55 zone. Had I waited about another 2 weeks, the speed limit would have been raised to 75, and I probably wouldn't even have gotten a ticket. Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 10:29 PM (uZNvH) Posted by: Lt. Joe Kenda at February 19, 2016 10:29 PM (T/5A0) 109
Lazenby wasn't bad. He did ok.
Posted by: @votermom at February 19, 2016 10:29 PM (cbfNE) 110
you know, once in a while it would be nice if I could make rude and obnoxious statements without someone nice coming along and making me feel guilty."
I think Buicks look nice too. Whatdya think about that, bub? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 10:27 PM (9ym/ I will deal with you when there are not any Buick owners around. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 10:29 PM (vb33c) 111
Y5 just a mutt baby with some Kraut thrown in
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 10:29 PM (voOPb) 112
Stacy McCain @rsmccain suspended on Twitter.
First they came for Jokeocracy, but he was a fascist asshole, so good riddance Then they came for Milo, but he was a weird misogynistic faggit, so, meh Then they came for Stacy McCain . . . Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 19, 2016 10:29 PM (6FqZa) 113
Lexus ES 300? WTF? That is a glorified Camry and NOT a fast car.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 19, 2016 10:30 PM (hVdx9) 114
I get up, and nothing gets me down...
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 19, 2016 10:30 PM (ntObR) 115
75 in a 25. The cop and the judge were not amused.
Posted by: Weasel at February 19, 2016 10:31 PM (e3bId) 116
I am a red-blooded American boy who will say that Casino Royale is the only Bond movie that's an actually good movie.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 19, 2016 10:27 PM (1xUj/) Is it just me, or does every other Bond movie suck? Goldeneye-- Good Tomorrow Never Dies-- Crap World is Not Enough-- Decent Die Another Day-- Vasectomy with a soldering iron Casino Royale-- Good Quantum of Solace-- Garbage Skyfall-- Decent Spectre-- Blah Posted by: Vanya Secundus at February 19, 2016 10:31 PM (yKCJ9) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 10:31 PM (9ym/8) 118
My first car was a Buick. '72 Electra 225, damn thing was built like a tank. My dad gave it to me because a) he knew I probably wouldn't get hurt if I wrecked it, b) he knew the car probably wouldn't get hurt if I wrecked it, and c) he knew my after school job would provide me exactly enough gas money to get to school, to work, and home, with no funny stuff in between.
Posted by: antisocialist at February 19, 2016 10:31 PM (cDs+4) 119
So someone on the last thread mentioned the Luntz focus group that Rubio skipped out on his other townhall to attend. Does anyone have specifics? cause I think they talked about Cruz also.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 19, 2016 10:32 PM (NPofj) Posted by: Willy J. at February 19, 2016 10:32 PM (r6bSH) 121
Rubio is a brainless robot.
Posted by: Geoffrey at February 19, 2016 10:32 PM (LoRcb) 122
My record for speeding. 105 in a 55.
The cop became unhinged and I thought he was going to beat me like a drum. Despite being handcuffed initially, he let me go with a lovely ticket. $270 in 2003 dollars. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 19, 2016 10:32 PM (hVdx9) 123
I used to love Buicks.....LeSabre was the best. Then I read a review on-line some years back and the reviewer said it looked like some fat old Italian guy plastic dipped the interior to match the exterior and that the old style clock on the dash had numerals 3 inches high for old people to see. Bastard. So then I bought an Oldsmobile and guess what...they stopped making them.
So now I drive a Cadillac. They must be getting ready to go out of business any day now. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 19, 2016 10:27 PM (ej1L0) my dad had an 84 lesabre, blacker than midnight in a blackhole and a pearl grey interior. very elegant car even though it was a little sloppy in the corners. kinda like riding a kardashian girl hard. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 10:32 PM (vb33c) 124
Howdy ONT friends. Life is not so bad here in Kurdistan. Worked my first night tonight and it was pretty uneventful. It's still a Driliing rig after all
Posted by: The real ch3 at February 19, 2016 10:05 PM (wHYXk) Well, you have work, so there's that. Just got home from Arizona this evening. No prospects for work, but of course I will call in anyway. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2016 10:32 PM (afR/C) 125
All the Bond movies since the late 1970s have sucked. All of them instantly forgettable. Sometimes the songs were good. Also tourist pr0n. But the stories? Awful.
Pierce Brosnan, especially, has a face I want to punch over and again. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 19, 2016 10:32 PM (6FqZa) 126
Well, had time to peruse the post, anyway.
CIA Director John Brennan said diversity and inclusion are "at the heart" of what the intelligence service is "charged to do." Oh, really? And NASA's mission is to bring Muslims out of the pre-technological past, or something. And the EPA's job is to manage every puddle in your yard. And so on. The term "mission drift" comes to mind.... if by "drift" we mean "hellaciously off-course and heading for an iceberg." Posted by: mindful webworker - mission airy position at February 19, 2016 10:32 PM (ACs58) 127
If you liked Casino Royale, does that make David Niven your favourite Bond?
Oh. And get off my lawn!!! Posted by: andycanuck at February 19, 2016 10:32 PM (WOyz5) 128
107
speaking of tickets...does everybody remember their first? I don't remember my first, but I do remember the stupidest. I was driving a Hyundai Excel, before they got all sporty and shit, and just before they were going to raise the speed limit on the interstate. I wanted to see how fast my Excel could go, and I managed to get it up to about 90 before it started violently shaking, so I slowed it down. As I was slowing down, I was nailed for going 79 in a 55 zone. Had I waited about another 2 weeks, the speed limit would have been raised to 75, and I probably wouldn't even have gotten a ticket. Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 10:29 PM (uZNvH) *** My stupidest ticket? Got nailed doing about 90 in a 55 zone. Statie, too, and in Texas, that's a big deal. Stereo was playing "Kodachrome" and I offered that as an explanation/excuse. Trooper pulled me out of the car and made me do a field sobriety test. Said it was the most bizarre thing he'd ever heard. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 19, 2016 10:33 PM (lutOX) Posted by: CozMark at February 19, 2016 10:33 PM (CbGSW) 130
So someone on the last thread mentioned the Luntz focus group that Rubio skipped out on his other townhall to attend. Does anyone have specifics? cause I think they talked about Cruz also.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 19, 2016 10:32 PM (NPofj) luntzsduntzs Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 10:33 PM (vb33c) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 10:33 PM (voOPb) 132
AOP, so sorry
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 10:33 PM (uZNvH) 133
Craig is my favorite Bond.
I actually watched a Connery Bond with a young friend who hadn't seen any of them. It's astonishing how bad they were when viewed with fresh eyes. Only Casino Royale, btw. The other Cragi movies are also not good. I am a red-blooded American boy who will say that Casino Royale is the only Bond movie that's an actually good movie. Posted by: Bandersnatch **** The best by light years. The others range from ok, to f'ing stupid. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 19, 2016 10:33 PM (hVdx9) 134
Daniel Craig is the best James Bond ever. Roger Moore was a candy-ass. Brosnan was okay...ditto Connery, but a little too campy.
Posted by: Moneypenny at February 19, 2016 10:34 PM (szEUw) 135
My dream car is a Buick.
1970 Buick Skylark GSX stage 1 http://preview.tinyurl.com/hvwlyno Posted by: Willy J. at February 19, 2016 10:32 PM (r6bSH) Yup... and the Grand National 1984-1985 were ugly but fast and won many a 1/4 mile. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 19, 2016 10:34 PM (ej1L0) 136
***"Had this conversation earlier this evening out to dinner with friends. If they cave NEVER again for a vote NEVER"***
Hell, I've been at this stage for two years. I only vote candidates now, and even then it's still dicey. It will be a long time before I re-register Republican. Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 19, 2016 10:34 PM (Wckf4) 137
All the Bond movies since the late 1970s have sucked. All of them instantly forgettable. Sometimes the songs were good. Also tourist pr0n. But the stories? Awful.
Pierce Brosnan, especially, has a face I want to punch over and again. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 19, 2016 10:32 PM (6FqZa) Golden Eye Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 10:34 PM (vb33c) 138
Posted by: rokshox at February 19, 2016 10:18 PM (Ap82b)
----------------------------------- Sounds like someone in the federal gov is nervous. I like that. Posted by: iforgot at February 19, 2016 10:35 PM (YOxw1) 139
Pierce Brosnan also sucked as Bond.
Connery was the only Bond. Craig has such a fucking douche face. Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2016 10:35 PM (qUNWi) 140
I learned to drive in a Ford LTD
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 10:35 PM (uZNvH) 141
>>>>>126
The term "mission drift" comes to mind.... if by "drift" we mean "hellaciously off-course and heading for an iceberg." Posted by: mindful webworker - mission airy position at February 19, 2016 10:32 PM (ACs5 ----- You just described the Federal Government. Posted by: Emmie at February 19, 2016 10:35 PM (ezXrF) 142
My first car- 1980 Buick LeSabre with a 231 2bbl and an automatic.
0-60 in 18 seconds. NOT kidding. Learned a lot about working on cars thanks to that thing. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 19, 2016 10:35 PM (hVdx9) 143
I just got the greatest text in my life.
It said, basically, no need to need to come down to my friend's place pre-strippers, because the limo will be picking me up. This should be an interesting Sunday. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 19, 2016 10:35 PM (jR7Wy) 144
1st!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 10:35 PM (AkOaV) 145
Brosnan was okay...ditto Connery, but a little too campy.
------ That's not what Trebek's granny said last night... ... when I BANGED her! Posted by: sean connery at February 19, 2016 10:36 PM (WOyz5) 146
well, I identify as first.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 10:36 PM (AkOaV) 147
Meh, I liked the new Bond movies.
Then again, I liked Waterworld, so my opinion on movies probably isn't reliable. Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 19, 2016 10:36 PM (Wckf4) 148
139 Pierce Brosnan also sucked as Bond. Connery was the only Bond. Craig has such a fucking douche face. Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2016 10:35 PM (qUNWi) Really? I kinda like Daniel Craig as Bond. He isn't as cartoonish, as Roger Moore or even Sean Connery was. He seems more like a *gasp* real person. Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 10:36 PM (uZNvH) 149
speaking of tickets...does everybody remember their first?
--- Can't remember the first, but the two I HATED most happened because I swapped out 60series tires for 78series for the winter, not understanding that the larger tire diameter affected the speedometer accuracy. Posted by: Williams Billybongson at February 19, 2016 10:36 PM (LFClz) 150
Niiice, Eris.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 19, 2016 10:36 PM (6FqZa) 151
Y5 just a mutt baby with some Kraut thrown in
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 10:29 PM (voOPb) Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 10:36 PM (vb33c) 152
This should be an interesting Sunday.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 19, 2016 10:35 PM (jR7Wy) you know the rules, pics or.... Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 10:37 PM (uZNvH) 153
CIA Director John Brennan said diversity and inclusion are "at the heart" of what the intelligence service is "charged to do."
We are indeed fooked, boned, hosed, screwed. Take your pick. Posted by: That guy who always says... at February 19, 2016 10:37 PM (Dwehj) 154
Yup... and the Grand National 1984-1985 were ugly but fast and won many a 1/4 mile.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy **** I am partial to the 1981 to 1987 Regals myself. The 1980 and earlier Regals are kind of ugly, but I'd buy one for the right price. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 19, 2016 10:37 PM (hVdx9) 155
Friday Night ONT Compliance Pics
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/700726870287863808 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/700727148751900672 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/700727325818617856 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/700727576822591488 Posted by: kbdabear at February 19, 2016 10:37 PM (fMQvT) 156
Oh...and,CDR M, thanks a lot for the airplane germ link above. Yep. Thanks a whole lot.
I already have a deep seated phobia of hotel rooms. Now I can add airline interiors. ***sigh*** Posted by: antisocialist at February 19, 2016 10:37 PM (cDs+4) 157
>>>I wanted to see how fast my Excel could go, and I managed to get it up to about 90 before it started violently shaking...
i can picture you now Posted by: concrete girl at February 19, 2016 10:37 PM (0KgAM) 158
If you liked Casino Royale, does that make David Niven your favourite Bond?
Oh. And get off my lawn!!! Heh. I am old enough to get that. So lawn status: questionable. Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 19, 2016 10:37 PM (1xUj/) 159
I'm not saying Harry Reid is fond of little boys but he does live near schools. I hate him with the passion of a thousand suns but sadly, that one eyed fucker is probably right. Cave is all these RINOs know. What they say is for show. What they get in the back rooms is dough.
And fuck Daniel Craig. My mom would be a better Bond. Ace for the next Bond! Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2016 10:38 PM (pUDQf) 160
"http://preview.tinyurl.com/hvwlyno"
The tach on the hood is kinda neat. That unique or a 70's thing? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 10:38 PM (9ym/8) 161
Bring back dueling? I say no. Aside from the idea of the thing--legally sanctioned manslaughter--there was the fact that the practice killed good men with much left to give. Alexander Hamilton comes immediately to mind. Naval hero Stephen Decatur was killed in a duel, along with several of his peers during the same era.
Years ago, I was in an aiki-jujutsu dojo and the sensei was talking about the problem of multiple opponents. There are various ways to handle the situation, depending on the circumstances: keep moving, keep one of your opponents between you and others, etc. I raised my hand. At the time, my daughter was two or three and my son was a newborn. I was 35 or 36 at the time, younger than the instructor but older than most of the students. I asked, 'What about running away?' The instructor acknowledged that running away was often a very good idea in such a situation. The younger guys were outraged. One of them asked, 'What about honor?' The instructor gave him a look. 'Define it,' he said. 'Define honor.' The young guy got flustered, came out with a bunch of stuff, stuff he thought honor was. Honor is, in essence, the esteem of one's fellows, are presumably good men (or women) of character, of good repute. Since I'm not a cop and no longer a soldier and haven't take an oath to stand there and duke it out with bad guys, I strongly doubt anyone of quality would fault me for not throwing away my life. Family and friends rely on me not to get killed because I was stupid. Dueling is stupid. Posted by: troyriser at February 19, 2016 10:38 PM (Au69S) 162
I kinda like Daniel Craig as Bond. He isn't as cartoonish
If we have to have Bond at all, which I doubt, Craig's Bond is about as good as we're going to get. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 19, 2016 10:38 PM (6FqZa) 163
This should be an interesting Sunday.
Remember to only post CFNM pics and videos with audience participation. Posted by: derit at February 19, 2016 10:39 PM (OC+TJ) 164
My first car- 1980 Buick LeSabre with a 231 2bbl and an automatic.
0-60 in 18 seconds. NOT kidding. Learned a lot about working on cars thanks to that thing. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 19, 2016 10:35 PM (hVdx9) nice thing about a car that big and that slow is you can replace a spark plug while you are driving. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 10:39 PM (vb33c) 165
Never got into Bond movies. Tried a few but they never did much for me.
Posted by: cm9000 at February 19, 2016 10:39 PM (2TUVm) 166
Dalton was actually my favorite Bond.
Posted by: @votermom at February 19, 2016 10:39 PM (cbfNE) 167
It said, basically, no need to need to come down to my friend's place pre-strippers, because the limo will be picking me up.
This should be an interesting Sunday. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 19, 2016 10:35 PM (jR7Wy) I don't think I have ever gotten a text that mentioned strippers. Posted by: redbanzai at February 19, 2016 10:39 PM (NPofj) 168
There was a family of doctors here my little town in the old days, before all the growth (oh, joy!). Grandfather, father, and sons.
They were damn good. But at about 50, they'd start drinking, then running around with women, and then they'd go to sot. Happened to all three generations. My grandmother said she'd prefer any of them drunk than any other doctor sober. I almost died of tick fever (Rocky Mountain Spotted fever) when I was a young kid, around age 6 or so. My regular doctor had misdiagnosed, and it was actually the younger of the grandsons of that family who saved my little life. And he was well into the drunk phase at that time. Posted by: Queen Lizzy at February 19, 2016 10:39 PM (dvuhZ) 169
Chemjeff -- I like you but you and I will always have the inverse opinions about everything.
No hard feelings. Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2016 10:39 PM (qUNWi) 170
More Friday Night ONT Compliance Pics
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/700727812693491713 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/700728308598599681 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/700728790796730370 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/700762042978816002 Posted by: kbdabear at February 19, 2016 10:40 PM (fMQvT) 171
I wanted to see how fast my Excel could go, and I managed to get it up to about 90 before it started violently shaking...
i can picture you now Posted by: concrete girl at February 19, 2016 10:37 PM (0KgAM) I had that problem then I got a dual processor and maxed out my ram. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 10:40 PM (vb33c) 172
Temporarily after 911. Not for long.
Posted by: davidt at February 19, 2016 10:29 PM (8aOqE) Seven days IIRC. And the only blink since LBJ! Posted by: Hrothgar at February 19, 2016 10:40 PM (wYnyS) Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 19, 2016 10:40 PM (6FqZa) 174
157 >>>I wanted to see how fast my Excel could go, and I managed to get it up to about 90 before it started violently shaking... i can picture you now Posted by: concrete girl at February 19, 2016 10:37 PM (0KgAM) umm.... okay? does the picture include a dashingly handsome single guy? Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 10:40 PM (uZNvH) 175
Sock fail, once again.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 19, 2016 10:40 PM (dvuhZ) 176
1st ticket 75 in a 55 17 years old in the Buick
I had the $$$ paid for ticket so my folks wouldn't know F@cking state sent my parents a letter Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 10:40 PM (voOPb) Posted by: kbdabear at February 19, 2016 10:40 PM (fMQvT) 178
you know the rules, pics or....
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 10:37 PM (uZNvH) --- It's a bachelorette party. I may be...something of a chaperone. More of a facilitator, really. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 19, 2016 10:40 PM (jR7Wy) 179
169
Chemjeff -- I like you but you and I will always have the inverse opinions about everything. No hard feelings. Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2016 10:39 PM (qUNWi) SUCK IT LOSER! Posted by: TWELVE, BEEYOTCHES at February 19, 2016 10:41 PM (uZNvH) 180
Next Bond will be totes SJW. Bradly Manning, likely.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2016 10:41 PM (pUDQf) 181
Bring back dueling? I say no. Aside from the idea of the thing--legally
sanctioned manslaughter--there was the fact that the practice killed good men with much left to give. Alexander Hamilton comes immediately to mind. Naval hero Stephen Decatur was killed in a duel, along with several of his peers during the same era. --------------------------------- Good men, but maybe also kind of . . . dumb. At least in that area. Posted by: iforgot at February 19, 2016 10:41 PM (YOxw1) 182
I don't think I have ever gotten a text that mentioned strippers.
Try posting your mobile number in this thread. Some of us might be able to fix that Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 19, 2016 10:41 PM (6FqZa) 183
Fastest I've ever driven was in a '90 Chevy Stepside that had a 350 in it. Cragar rims, wide tires. Had the rotary speedo that would bury itself on the right and then come back up on the left side. Wrapped it back around to 40 MPH one time.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 10:41 PM (9ym/8) 184
Part of the reason for my lust for a 1970 Buick Skylark GS. Is I owned a crappy rusted oil burning version (not the GSX) as one of my first cars. Thing was a piece of broken down cheap crap when I had it. But it would smoke a early 80s corvette in a straight line. Mostly I probably just want my youth back.
Posted by: Willy J. at February 19, 2016 10:42 PM (r6bSH) 185
Casino Royale with Craig was excellent. None of the hokey gadgets and cartoonish crap.
Gritty and the most realistic of any of the Bond movies. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 19, 2016 10:42 PM (hVdx9) 186
143 I just got the greatest text in my life.
It said, basically, no need to need to come down to my friend's place pre-strippers, because the limo will be picking me up. This should be an interesting Sunday. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 19, 2016 10:35 PM (jR7Wy) *** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnQ_mp9TzZY A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as "Darth Player."... Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 19, 2016 10:42 PM (lutOX) 187
Jenner. Caitlyn Jenner.
Posted by: The Next Bond at February 19, 2016 10:42 PM (8aOqE) 188
Hey everybody.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 19, 2016 10:42 PM (ntObR) 189
Well... long ago, when I was a much bigger idjit than I am today....
My then-relatively-new 1970 Mustang "Mach I 351 4inafloor Herst shifter" got a road test on the toll road from Tulsa to OKC. Speed limit was probably 65 or 70 back then. They HiPo clocked me at a shade over 80 near the OKC end. Fortunately, I had slowed 'way 'way down by then from well over 100. Fastest I'd ever driven. Or ever have. Ooop. Milady's returned. Heading back to the teevee. Posted by: mindful webworker - was a zippy pinhead at February 19, 2016 10:42 PM (ACs58) Posted by: eman at February 19, 2016 10:42 PM (MQEz6) 191
Last ticket I got I thought I was playing the right way.
"Yes sir, officer, sir. I know why you pulled me over. I was doing 80 just like everyone else in the left lane. Yep, no problem with me, officer sir". Fucker gave me a $299 ticket. Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 19, 2016 10:43 PM (1xUj/) 192
That's okay, Bandersnatch. Old farts are allowed to trespass on my grass; it's only those young punks born in the '70s and later that I shoo off!
Posted by: andycanuck at February 19, 2016 10:43 PM (WOyz5) 193
Posted by: troyriser at February 19, 2016 10:38 PM (Au69S)
Hamilton was a hack. What did he give us other then the $10 bill and planting the seed for a central bank and big government? Good riddance, I say. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 10:43 PM (AkOaV) 194
weird day: Rod Taylor dead, Tippi Hedren lives, The Birds endure
Posted by: John Wesley Hardin at February 19, 2016 10:08 PM (8CdUx) He died again? Rodney Sturt "Rod" Taylor (11 January 1930 - 7 January 2015) Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2016 10:43 PM (45oDG) 195
It's a bachelorette party. I may be...something of a chaperone.
More of a facilitator, really. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 19, 2016 10:40 PM (jR7Wy) oh. well maybe you can get the bachelorette nekkid or something Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 10:43 PM (uZNvH) 196
25 Howdy ONT friends. Life is not so bad here in Kurdistan. Worked my first night tonight and it was pretty uneventful. It's still a Driliing rig after all
Posted by: The real ch3 at February 19, 2016 10:05 PM (wHYXk) Very cool! Look forward to hearing about your adventures and observations from Kurdistan. Posted by: Emily at February 19, 2016 10:43 PM (7Rn+/) 197
Harry Reid is right when he says the Republicans will cave.
Coincidentally, it's their freaking job! Posted by: The DNC at February 19, 2016 10:43 PM (mxCgt) 198
Fucker gave me a $299 ticket.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 19, 2016 10:43 PM (1xUj/) As my dad always says, "keep it under 80, son, and you'll be ok. And if you get pulled over, answer none of their questions." Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 10:44 PM (AkOaV) 199
I don't think I have ever gotten a text that mentioned strippers.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 19, 2016 10:39 PM (NPofj) --- Hey, it's my first, believe it or not. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 19, 2016 10:44 PM (jR7Wy) 200
eleven, you are an open book. No guessing needed.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 10:44 PM (9ym/8) 201
I've only gotten one ticket in my entire life.
DFW morons are familiar with Pantego. I grew up at the intersection of Pantego/Arlington/Dalworthington Gardens. It meant I could get caught by 3 different cops at one intersection (F you, Park Row and Bowen) Anyway, I was in a parking lot in Pantego and a cop pulled over my mom because she hadn't put the registration sticker on her car yet. She had it in the glove box so he didn't give her a ticket. Then he looked at me. "How old are you?" "16" "Let me see your license" "Uh...why?" "You aren't wearing a seatbelt." "We're in a parking lot." "The car was in motion." Fuck da Police. Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2016 10:44 PM (8SiRT) 202
Really? I kinda like Daniel Craig as Bond. He isn't as cartoonish, as Roger Moore or even Sean Connery was. He seems more like a *gasp* real person.
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 10:36 PM (uZNvH) Yeah. I wasn't crazy about him at first, or maybe it was the way the Bond character was written for his movies, but I got used to him. Posted by: antisocialist at February 19, 2016 10:44 PM (cDs+4) 203
I'd be a bitchin' Bond! Beyond those cracker Bonds!
Posted by: Beyonce at February 19, 2016 10:44 PM (m0JA3) 204
Yeah...the only thing wrong with Casino Royale was every super-rich person in the world having every great poker hand ever.
At the same table. At the same time. Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2016 10:44 PM (qUNWi) 205
everyone is initially partial to the Bond they grew up with but eventually they come around to seeing that Sean Connery is the best Bond and all others are merely a footnote.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 10:44 PM (vb33c) 206
Good men, but maybe also kind of . . . dumb. At least in that area.
Posted by: iforgot at February 19, 2016 10:41 PM (YOxw1) Refusing a duel meant humiliation and possibly social ostrization. It wasn't stupidity, it was necessity. Which is part of the problem with dueling. You can't refuse without facing severe social consequences. Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 19, 2016 10:45 PM (fC9RO) 207
CDR M: Thanks for a dog video with a kitteh in it, even if it isn't Caturday (yet).
Posted by: Basement Cat at February 19, 2016 10:45 PM (3C9q2) 208
nice thing about a car that big and that slow is you can replace a spark plug while you are driving.
Posted by: yankeefifth **** Losing a race to guy on a 10-speed, not so fun. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 19, 2016 10:45 PM (hVdx9) 209
Did you see that they found a 69 Dodge Daytona in a barn? 95,000 was paid for the prize. When it's refurbished it will be worth 250,000.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 19, 2016 10:45 PM (/rmQf) 210
oh, and the moment I knew that the cops profiled, was the day that I was pulled over for not stopping completely for turning right at a stop sign, I was in my aforementioned Hyundai Excel but by that time I had gotten a professional job, and the cop said "well, looks like you don't *need* a ticket tonight", which told me, cops discriminate based on perceived economic status, he saw I had a beater college student car so pulled me over, but when he saw I wasn't actually a poor college student, he let me go
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 10:45 PM (uZNvH) 211
Howdy ONT friends. Life is not so bad here in
Kurdistan. Worked my first night tonight and it was pretty uneventful. It's still a Driliing rig after all Posted by: The real ch3 at February 19, 2016 10:05 PM (wHYXk) Stay safe, please. Turkey and Iraq AND Syria are all being fuckers about anything Kurd. Posted by: redbanzai at February 19, 2016 10:45 PM (NPofj) 212
Casino Royale was a good movie the rest of Craig Bond movies were awful. A few brief good moments but not much. I doubt there will be another good Bond movie
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2016 10:45 PM (45oDG) 213
I've gotten pulled over a few more times, but I've never gotten a ticket.
I think it's because I remind cops of their daughters. I look young for my age and innocent. Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2016 10:46 PM (8SiRT) Posted by: Willy J. at February 19, 2016 10:46 PM (r6bSH) Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2016 10:47 PM (pUDQf) 216
178 you know the rules, pics or....
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 10:37 PM (uZNvH) --- It's a bachelorette party. I may be...something of a chaperone. More of a facilitator, really. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 19, 2016 10:40 PM (jR7Wy) *** Or a beneficiary, if you play your cards right. Let others prime the pump, as it were...... Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 19, 2016 10:47 PM (lutOX) 217
CIA Director John Brennan said diversity and inclusion are "at the heart" of what the intelligence service is "charged to do."
Yeah, sure and the mission of NASA is Muslim outreach. Can we flush the entire government and everyone associated with it into the sewer that it belongs. Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2016 10:47 PM (45oDG) 218
Losing a race to guy on a 10-speed, not so fun.>>>
Worse the fat girl on the Moped. Posted by: Willy J. at February 19, 2016 10:46 PM (r6bSH) aren't you confusing the fat girl / moped joke? Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 10:47 PM (vb33c) 219
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 10:45 PM (uZNvH)
In college I had a very .. diverse ... group of friends. Got pulled over wasted with my white friend who was driving and was also wasted. Random "insurance card checkpoint". Cop chewed us out about drinking and driving but let us go. Got pulled over with a black friend who had 1 or 2 drinks. HOLY SHIT you'd think we were suspects in a bank robbery. 3 cops, drug dog, etc. etc. etc. But I've also been fucked with a lot by cops in multiple states. Especially when I was 18-22. Mostly for bullshit (one time justified. I was pretty drunk. Not driving, of course, but long story...) Since my mid 20's and making money Ive been fine. Never been pulled over or hassled. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 10:48 PM (AkOaV) 220
>>>>video with a kitteh in it, even if it isn't Caturday (yet).
Posted by: Basement Cat at February 19, 2016 10:45 PM (3C9q2) ----- That was a very sweet doggeh, entertaining the kitten like that! Posted by: Emmie at February 19, 2016 10:48 PM (ezXrF) Posted by: Willy J. at February 19, 2016 10:48 PM (r6bSH) 222
"That's one theory. Lol."
Haha well it could be my womanly charms, but I doubt it considering I'm usually driving my minivan with 5 kids in the back. Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2016 10:48 PM (8SiRT) 223
Daniel Craig is the best James Bond ever. Roger Moore was a candy-ass. Brosnan was okay...ditto Connery, but a little too campy.
Posted by: Moneypenny at February 19, 2016 10:34 PM (szEUw) No, not even close. Please try again Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2016 10:48 PM (45oDG) 224
Casino Royale was a good movie the rest of Craig Bond movies were awful. A few brief good moments but not much. I doubt there will be another good Bond movie
Posted by: TheQuietMan **** The one after that was bad for a reason. There was a writer's strike and Craig and the producer had to crank out a script (IIRC). Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 19, 2016 10:48 PM (hVdx9) 225
I think it's because I remind cops of their daughters. I look young for my age and innocent.
Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2016 10:46 PM (8SiRT) and the crying. don't forget the crying Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 10:48 PM (uZNvH) 226
I think it's because I remind cops of their daughters. I look young for my age and innocent.
Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2016 10:46 PM (8SiRT) Heh. Yeah, let's go with that... Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 10:48 PM (AkOaV) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 10:48 PM (9ym/8) 228
Fastest car I ever had was a 1972 Dodge Demon 340. Like most Mopars the body and suspension were such in name only but it was lightweight and the 340 was a strong engine.
Posted by: kbdabear at February 19, 2016 10:48 PM (fMQvT) 229
nice thing about a car that big and that slow is you can replace a spark plug while you are driving.
Posted by: yankeefifth **** Losing a race to guy on a 10-speed, not so fun. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 19, 2016 10:45 PM (hVdx9) heh Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 10:48 PM (vb33c) 230
Haha well it could be my womanly charms, but I doubt it considering I'm usually driving my minivan with 5 kids in the back.
Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2016 10:48 PM (8SiRT) minivan? Yeesh. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 10:49 PM (AkOaV) Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 19, 2016 10:49 PM (hVdx9) 232
@rsmccain was suspended by the cocksucking SJW Nazis who run Twitter.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 19, 2016 10:49 PM (Zu3d9) 233
I think it's because I remind cops of their daughters. I look young for my age and innocent.
We will want a picture of your typical cleavage status. Just housekeeping, ma'am. For the records. Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 19, 2016 10:49 PM (1xUj/) 234
15 over in a Renault Alliance. (Car of the year award winner).
Smuggler's Blues on the radio. Posted by: Chuck C at February 19, 2016 10:49 PM (h99GH) 235
217 CIA Director John Brennan said diversity and inclusion are "at the heart" of what the intelligence service is "charged to do."
Yeah, sure and the mission of NASA is Muslim outreach. Can we flush the entire government and everyone associated with it into the sewer that it belongs. Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2016 10:47 PM (45oDG) And ruin more infrastructure? To the moon with them or just orbit Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 10:50 PM (voOPb) 236
Gritty and the most realistic of any of the Bond movies.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 19, 2016 10:42 PM (hVdx9) And probably the most gritty and realistic of the James Bond novels; it being the first, IIRC. No impossible gadgets, no over-the-top super villains, just Bond, and a double agent, and a bad guy that he was tasked with breaking at the Chemin-de-fer table. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2016 10:50 PM (afR/C) 237
How does that joke about the blonde complaining about getting pulled over and always having to do a breathalyzer test. And she had to suck the thing, not blow it.
It was a good 'un, if I could remember it. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 19, 2016 10:50 PM (dvuhZ) 238
Or a beneficiary, if you play your cards right.
Let others prime the pump, as it were...... Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 19, 2016 10:47 PM (lutOX) --- Does one carry a stack of singles, or is it fivers these days? Tens? Hamilton looks like someone who consorted with harlots and jezebels. What is correct stripper etiquette? Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 19, 2016 10:51 PM (jR7Wy) Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2016 10:51 PM (qUNWi) 240
never drive a minivan, never use luggage with wheels, not even a golf bag
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 10:51 PM (vb33c) 241
217 CIA Director John Brennan said diversity and inclusion are "at the heart" of what the intelligence service is "charged to do."
Yeah, sure and the mission of NASA is Muslim outreach. Can we flush the entire government and everyone associated with it into the sewer that it belongs. Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2016 10:47 PM (45oDG) Which is why they have to ask a court to force Apple to hack an IPhone? Posted by: Don Quixote at February 19, 2016 10:51 PM (f7rv6) 242
I read a few headlines at HotAir then thought, "This place is all talk and no listen, get out of here and don't come back."
This feels just like smoking. Quitting became quite easy once I became quite angry when the tobacco company presidents lied straight faced at the Senate subcommittee and just like that *snap* no more cigarettes. Posted by: bour3 at February 19, 2016 10:51 PM (5x3+2) 243
The best Bond was this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyfjEGbH2Yo Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 19, 2016 10:51 PM (6FqZa) 244
And ruin more infrastructure? To the moon with them or just orbit
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 10:50 PM (voOPb) We should get Ralph Kramden on that job for that. bang zoom Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2016 10:51 PM (45oDG) 245
No, not even close. Please try again
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2016 10:48 PM (45oDG) Oh yeah? I also like longbows, Mary Anne, and Apple Computers. Discuss. Posted by: Moneypenny at February 19, 2016 10:51 PM (szEUw) 246
@rsmccain was suspended by the cocksucking SJW Nazis who run Twitter.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 19, 2016 10:49 PM (Zu3d9) Raise your hand if you're surprised. Posted by: Vanya Secundus at February 19, 2016 10:51 PM (yKCJ9) 247
true story: I had a beater 2-seater minivan as a second car right after college.
That's it. No story. Felt like a tool driving it, but without the seats it was like a pickup truck with a roof. Chicks did not dig it though, if we're being honest. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 10:51 PM (AkOaV) Posted by: redridinghood at February 19, 2016 10:51 PM (7GQM/) 249
"minivan? Yeesh."
Look, I can press a button and the doors magically open. I don't care what anyone says about it. Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2016 10:51 PM (8SiRT) 250
"It wasn't stupidity, it was necessity. Which is part of the problem with dueling."
You pretty much had to accept the duel.....or leave town in shame. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 10:51 PM (9ym/8) 251
All my best bits get lost at the end of the last thread.
Which is why no man here will ever learn how to induce the ultimate squirting orgasm in his woman. You poor sods. *** Or the ultimate expression of whatever from whatever your partner-alien happens to be. You lot sicken me. *** Vote Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 19, 2016 10:52 PM (1zS3A) 252
And probably the most gritty and realistic of the James Bond novels; it being the first, IIRC. No impossible gadgets, no over-the-top super villains, just Bond, and a double agent, and a bad guy that he was tasked with breaking at the Chemin-de-fer table.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon **** That explains a lot. Thanks. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 19, 2016 10:52 PM (hVdx9) 253
in a Renault Alliance. (Car of the year award winner).
Smuggler's Blues on the radio. Posted by: Chuck C at February 19, 2016 10:49 PM (h99GH) heh, now that is funny Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 10:52 PM (vb33c) 254
Stacy McCain @rsmccain suspended on Twitter.
Posted by: rokshox at February 19, 2016 10:27 PM (Ap82b) His alternate Twitter account is still up: https://twitter.com/SexTroubleBook Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at February 19, 2016 10:52 PM (vBeA5) 255
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 10:48 PM (AkOaV) yeah I don't think it is so much "racial profiling" as it is "socio-economic-ageist profiling" Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 10:52 PM (uZNvH) 256
Nothing repels tickets like boobs and tears. When mixed together, kingdoms can be had.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2016 10:52 PM (pUDQf) 257
I'm eating some "Butter Pecan" ice cream from Walgreens.. the problem is.. no pecans! or, not much at least..
I've been doing a low-carb diet lately.. and this little cheat sure wasn't worth it! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 19, 2016 10:52 PM (UpGcq) 258
You know how I know Lauren is hot?
Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2016 10:51 PM (qUNWi) ...how? Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 10:52 PM (AkOaV) 259
232 @rsmccain was suspended by the cocksucking SJW Nazis who run Twitter.
Well that didn't take long Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 10:53 PM (voOPb) 260
The key to a duel is to ALWAYS be the one challenged, so you get the choice of weapons.
Me? Historical fencing for 25 years.... so... a Case of Rapiers... Posted by: Don Quixote at February 19, 2016 10:53 PM (f7rv6) 261
Hamilton looks like someone who consorted with harlots and jezebels.
Yeah, he did visit his mother on a regular basis. Posted by: Aaron Burr at February 19, 2016 10:53 PM (fC9RO) 262
>>>I had that problem then I got a dual processor and maxed out my ram
i should have said that from reading his posts all these years, i could picture him freaking out. Posted by: concrete girl at February 19, 2016 10:53 PM (0KgAM) 263
CIA Director John Brennan said diversity and inclusion are "at the heart" of what the intelligence service is "charged to do."
And here I was thinking that the purpose of a spy was to gather intel in enemy territory then die a mysterious death when my usefulness was past its expiration date. Posted by: Putin, Vlad Putin at February 19, 2016 10:53 PM (fMQvT) 264
true story: I had a beater 2-seater minivan as a second car right after college.>>>
Two seater minivan sounds kinda rapey. Posted by: Willy J. at February 19, 2016 10:54 PM (r6bSH) Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2016 10:54 PM (8SiRT) 266
yeah I don't think it is so much "racial profiling" as it is "socio-economic-ageist profiling"
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 10:52 PM (uZNvH) Yeah. Kind of like "this kid wont show up in court. He'll just pay the tax -- er, ticket." I've had some terrifying run ins with the cops. Like make me sympathize with the #blacklivesmatter nuts. Times I thought "eh, 50/50 chance evidence will be planted and/or I'll be killed." And I was a good(ish) kid. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 10:54 PM (AkOaV) 267
never use luggage with wheels, not even a golf bag
WTF? really? I used to have non-wheeled luggage, but then I got my first one and man I am never going back Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 10:54 PM (uZNvH) 268
Me? Historical fencing for 25 years.... so... a Case of Rapiers...
Posted by: Don Quixote at February 19, 2016 10:53 PM (f7rv6) Rapiers? Pussy... Posted by: George Silver at February 19, 2016 10:54 PM (fC9RO) 269
minivan? Yeesh."
Look, I can press a button and the doors magically open. I don't care what anyone says about it. Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2016 10:51 PM (8SiRT) less than meaningless unless you drive down the freeway with both sliding doors open. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 10:54 PM (vb33c) 270
@rsmccain was suspended by the cocksucking SJW Nazis who run Twitter.
/ Raise your hand if you're surprised. I would but my right shoulder still hurts, and my left arm is busy typing. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 19, 2016 10:54 PM (6FqZa) 271
Two seater minivan sounds kinda rapey.
Posted by: Willy J. at February 19, 2016 10:54 PM (r6bSH) very rapey, TBH. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 10:54 PM (AkOaV) 272
Listening to 1984 by Van Halen.
Would you believe, Michael McDonald helped write "I'll Wait"??? That's like finding out Barry Manilow helped write "Smoke on the Water." Posted by: qdpsteve at February 19, 2016 10:54 PM (ntObR) 273
>>>Posted by: The real ch3 at February 19, 2016 10:05 PM (wHYXk)
Really in Kurdistan? How can I help? Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 19, 2016 10:54 PM (1zS3A) Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 19, 2016 10:55 PM (1xUj/) 275
249 "minivan? Yeesh."
Look, I can press a button and the doors magically open. I don't care what anyone says about it. Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2016 10:51 PM (8SiRT) A friend of mine once pulled his MiniVan up next to my Camaro... He sighed, and said 'you know, every time I drive that thing I can feel my testosterone draining out the tailpipe...' Posted by: Don Quixote at February 19, 2016 10:55 PM (f7rv6) 276
261 Hamilton looks like someone who consorted with harlots and jezebels.
Yeah, he did visit his mother on a regular basis. Posted by: Aaron Burr at February 19, 2016 10:53 PM (fC9RO) --- *slaps you in face with glove* Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 19, 2016 10:55 PM (jR7Wy) 277
"less than meaningless unless you drive down the freeway with both sliding doors open."
Have you ever tried to get 5 children out of Target and into a car? Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2016 10:55 PM (8SiRT) 278
I'm just really, really nice.
Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2016 10:54 PM (8SiRT) ... she said as tears rolled down her face ... Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 10:55 PM (uZNvH) 279
Look, I can press a button and the doors magically open. I don't care what anyone says about it.
Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2016 10:51 PM (8SiRT) well, it is true that I have to manually open by doors, but... not sure that's worth the trade off. And my minivan had roll down windows and manual locks, so i didn't have any of that jujitsu minivan magic. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 10:55 PM (AkOaV) 280
less than meaningless unless you drive down the freeway with both sliding doors open.
Some call it a minivan, others a gunship awaiting upfitting Posted by: derit at February 19, 2016 10:56 PM (OC+TJ) 281
Have you ever tried to get 5 children out of Target and into a car?
Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2016 10:55 PM (8SiRT) No, I think most of us have >5 kids. I have 2 cats, so I guess thats similar though. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 10:56 PM (AkOaV) 282
92 I liked it better when doctors smoked cigarettes.
Posted by: Weasel at February 19, 2016 10:26 PM (e3bId) My dad's cardiologist used to bum cigarettes off him. Posted by: Moki at February 19, 2016 10:56 PM (7q2ch) 283
I think it was some of the Dodge turbo minivans that would surprise you at a stoplight years ago.
I did see where one guy had a minivan that would do 12's in the quarter mile. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 19, 2016 10:56 PM (hVdx9) 284
And thanks for an awesome ONT tonight. CDR M.
Posted by: Moki at February 19, 2016 10:57 PM (7q2ch) 285
268 Me? Historical fencing for 25 years.... so... a Case of Rapiers...
Posted by: Don Quixote at February 19, 2016 10:53 PM (f7rv6) Rapiers? Pussy... Posted by: George Silver at February 19, 2016 10:54 PM (fC9RO) Well played Sir! Well played.... Esoteric as all hell!!! Posted by: Don Quixote at February 19, 2016 10:57 PM (f7rv6) 286
278 I'm just really, really nice.
Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2016 10:54 PM (8SiRT) ... she said as tears rolled down her face ... Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 10:55 PM (uZNvH) --- And into her cleavage... Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 19, 2016 10:57 PM (jR7Wy) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 10:57 PM (9ym/8) 288
less than meaningless unless you drive down the freeway with both sliding doors open.
Some call it a minivan, others a gunship awaiting upfitting Posted by: derit at February 19, 2016 10:56 PM (OC+TJ) chuckle Lauren can have door gunners on her minivan! Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 10:57 PM (vb33c) Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 10:57 PM (uZNvH) 290
She cries and she's hot.
Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2016 10:57 PM (qUNWi) 291
My mom worked for heart surgeons. They all smoked. Cigarettes or whatever else was handy, so I am told.
Posted by: CozMark at February 19, 2016 10:57 PM (CbGSW) 292
Yeah, is there some sorta man-rule here? I use wheeled luggage all the time.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 10:57 PM (9ym/ I agree whole heartedly! And there is nothing feminine about carrying a murse either -- er, I mean tactical side bag. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 10:57 PM (AkOaV) 293
Charles Johnson
@Green_Footballs Hah! Neo-confederate nutjob @rsmccain is suspended. Yeah. That's what I'm talkin' about. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 19, 2016 10:58 PM (6FqZa) 294
A friend of mine once pulled his MiniVan up next to my Camaro... He sighed, and said 'you know, every time I drive that thing I can feel my testosterone draining out the tailpipe...' Posted by: Don Quixote at February 19, 2016 10:55 PM (f7rv6) I would think the minivan was proof of his fertility-you only get one if you have kids... Posted by: Moki at February 19, 2016 10:58 PM (7q2ch) 295
Fastest car I was In was a 68 GTX. Plymouth, remember them? 440 with a six pack I think. Or am I wrong?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 19, 2016 10:58 PM (/rmQf) 296
Look, I can press a button and the doors magically open. I don't care what anyone says about it.
Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2016 10:51 PM (8SiRT) well, it is true that I have to manually open by doors, but... not sure that's worth the trade off. And my minivan had roll down windows and manual locks, so i didn't have any of that jujitsu minivan magic. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 10:55 PM (AkOaV) it is like the difference between having to unzip your pants or lift your skirt. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 10:58 PM (vb33c) 297
Getting five children to do anything deserves medals of valor.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2016 10:59 PM (pUDQf) 298
10pm news, brand new billion dollar Vikings stadium roof is leaking. Hardee har har har
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 10:59 PM (voOPb) 299
Some call it a minivan, others a gunship awaiting upfitting
Posted by: derit at February 19, 2016 10:56 PM (OC+TJ) Saw a couple of modded Humvees in Iraq, 2004. Fifty cal turret on top, as normal. But then they'd turned the two rear seats 90 degrees, so they faced outboard, replaced the doors with steel plates and welded mounting over top of those, with an M240B in each, pointing at 3 and 9 o'clock. They called it a Gunvee. Posted by: Vanya Secundus at February 19, 2016 10:59 PM (yKCJ9) 300
289 LOCATED: Harry Paratestes' long lost minivan
http://tinyurl.com/h5jfqel Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 10:57 PM (uZNvH) haha, I wish. More like: http://tinyurl.com/mavstew Nah just kidding. 01 Dodge grand caravan. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 10:59 PM (AkOaV) 301
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10pm news, brand new billion dollar Vikings stadium roof is leaking. Hardee har har har Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 10:59 PM (voOPb) so sorry Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 10:59 PM (uZNvH) 302
Yes, I've been in my car a lot today and had the Patriot channel on, or the local talk. A guy called into Michael Savage, claiming he works for the CIA and that the agency is being directed by Obama administration to hire more minorities, females, etc. He said that these types of quotas have become the priority, not whether the individual has the qualities and qualifications to do what they are being hired to do. Guy said he had been in the agency for about six years and seriously regrets his choice, that he should have gone into private sector security.
Of course, there is no way to verify his story. But it was disturbing. Posted by: Jen the original at February 19, 2016 10:59 PM (gOsh1) 303
I would think the minivan was proof of his fertility-you only get one if you have kids...
Posted by: Moki at February 19, 2016 10:58 PM (7q2ch) Well.... he had two... and a wife... I had two.... no wife (full time single parent)... So... Posted by: Don Quixote at February 19, 2016 11:00 PM (f7rv6) 304
238 Or a beneficiary, if you play your cards right.
Let others prime the pump, as it were...... Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 19, 2016 10:47 PM (lutOX) --- Does one carry a stack of singles, or is it fivers these days? Tens? Hamilton looks like someone who consorted with harlots and jezebels. What is correct stripper etiquette? Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 19, 2016 10:51 PM (jR7Wy) *** Carry a variety of bills, is my advice. Want some fun? Of course you do.... I was involved with a girl who, for whatever reason, wanted to visit a strip-club.... Long story short, I pulled out a 20 and made as if to tip her dancer, but slipped it into her cleavage instead.... She dragged me out of there about 30 seconds later, and we were interrupted by elements of the local constabulary, who advised us to find a venue other than a strip club parking lot in which to express our mutual respect and admiration. A most remarkable young lady, that one. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 19, 2016 11:00 PM (lutOX) 305
Yeah, is there some sorta man-rule here? I use wheeled luggage all the time.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 10:57 PM (9ym/ I agree whole heartedly! And there is nothing feminine about carrying a murse either -- er, I mean tactical side bag. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 10:57 PM (AkOaV) it is fine for men to use wheeled luggage once they pass 80. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 11:00 PM (vb33c) 306
it is like the difference between having to unzip your pants or lift your skirt.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 10:58 PM (vb33c) Caitlyn Jenner doesn't have that problem. Maybe he's got it all figured out. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:00 PM (AkOaV) 307
"Failure to obey traffic control device"
On the way to running a red light and getting T-boned by two cars. My fault but I think what saved me from a greater charge was that the driver of the Mustang II that hit me was yammering loudly that I should be arrested for vehicular assault to the cop who showed up, and I was the one wearing the high-and-tight haircut saying yes sir, no sir. Posted by: Kindltot at February 19, 2016 11:00 PM (q2o38) 308
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260 The key to a duel is to ALWAYS be the one challenged, so you get the choice of weapons. Me? Historical fencing for 25 years.... so... a Case of Rapiers... Posted by: Don Quixote at February 19, 2016 10:53 PM (f7rv6) -------------------- Stategic nukes. Distance:10,000 miles Me first. Posted by: irright at February 19, 2016 11:00 PM (DtNNC) 309
Saw a couple of modded Humvees in Iraq, 2004. Fifty cal turret on top, as normal. But then they'd turned the two rear seats 90 degrees, so they faced outboard, replaced the doors with steel plates and welded mounting over top of those, with an M240B in each, pointing at 3 and 9 o'clock. They called it a Gunvee. Posted by: Vanya Secundus at February 19, 2016 10:59 PM (yKCJ9) I so want that to drive here in NoVA. Try to cut me off now, bitch. Posted by: Moki at February 19, 2016 11:01 PM (7q2ch) 310
Not very picky about weather the luggage I use has wheels since I have never purchased luggage.
Posted by: Willy J. at February 19, 2016 11:01 PM (r6bSH) 311
"I think it was some of the Dodge turbo minivans that would surprise you at a stoplight years ago. "
My company bought a bunch of new Ford Transit vans recently and I used one to do some shit one day. Damn things will get up and go. Surprised Hell outta me. A little 3.5l but the sum bitch would go. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 11:01 PM (9ym/8) Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2016 11:01 PM (iHjB5) 313
Well played Sir! Well played.... Esoteric as all hell!!!
Posted by: Don Quixote at February 19, 2016 10:57 PM (f7rv6) *Doffs cap* Historical English swordsmanship here. Mostly longsword with a dabbling of backsword. Posted by: George Silver at February 19, 2016 11:01 PM (fC9RO) 314
I look like 2005 Emily Mortimer.
Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2016 11:01 PM (iweze) 315
haha, I wish.
More like: http://tinyurl.com/mavstew Nah just kidding. 01 Dodge grand caravan. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 10:59 PM (AkOaV) ROFL that is hilarious Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 11:01 PM (uZNvH) 316
10pm news, brand new billion dollar Vikings stadium roof is leaking. Hardee har har har
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 10:59 PM Vikings clinker built everything, no surprise it leaked Posted by: Vanya Secundus at February 19, 2016 11:02 PM (yKCJ9) 317
Does one carry a stack of singles, or is it fivers these days? Tens? Hamilton looks like someone who consorted with harlots and jezebels. What is correct stripper etiquette?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 19, 2016 10:51 PM (jR7Wy) There's a strip club on Cape Cod (Zachary's in Mashpee, I'm not being coy) where the ATM dispenses $2 bills. If you have any left over and spend them anywhere on the Cape everyone knows where you've been. Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 19, 2016 11:02 PM (1xUj/) 318
250 "It wasn't stupidity, it was necessity. Which is part of the problem with dueling."
You pretty much had to accept the duel.....or leave town in shame. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 10:51 PM (9ym/ Depending on the person and depending on whether or not the two of you could work it out beforehand. Andrew Jackson is mentioned in the article--Jackson also challenged Winfield Scott to a duel. Winfield Scott simply blew him off. The other problem with dueling is, while in theory it makes sense that it would lead to civility, some of those elections back then really weren't civil. At all. The reason Lincoln was involved in a duel was because he had been engaging in the same sort of stuff Trump has. Posted by: AD at February 19, 2016 11:02 PM (QWY55) 319
Hamilton looks like someone who consorted with harlots and jezebels.
There's a reason why Martha Washington named the resident tomcat at Mount Vernon "Hamilton." Posted by: Basement Cat at February 19, 2016 11:02 PM (3C9q2) 320
Fastest car I ever had was a 1972 Dodge Demon 340. Like most Mopars the
body and suspension were such in name only but it was lightweight and the 340 was a strong engine. Wasn't the hot setup for Chrysler supposed to be a 340 w/360 heads into a 727 driving a 8 3/4" rear-end? Or am I misremembering that? Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 19, 2016 11:02 PM (YJmuy) 321
I had two.... no wife (full time single parent)... So... Posted by: Don Quixote at February 19, 2016 11:00 PM (f7rv6) Bless your heart. That is a tough job. Posted by: Moki at February 19, 2016 11:03 PM (7q2ch) 322
i should have said that from reading his posts all these years, i could picture him freaking out.
Posted by: concrete girl at February 19, 2016 10:53 PM (0KgAM) heh Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 11:03 PM (vb33c) 323
Fastest street legal car I've ever been in was a twin turbo 5.0 Mustang. Sucker pinned me to the leather.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2016 11:03 PM (pUDQf) 324
Re the dueling article: So "dissing" was a thing with white dudes back in the day? Huh.
Posted by: rickl at February 19, 2016 11:03 PM (sdi6R) 325
314 I look like 2005 Emily Mortimer.
Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2016 11:01 PM (iweze) Well, hello Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:03 PM (AkOaV) 326
sorry but I am so done hauling duffel bags all over airports when I have to go on week-long conference trips, wheeled luggage is awesome
if it's good enough for pilots, it's good enough for me Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 11:04 PM (uZNvH) 327
My company bought a bunch of new Ford Transit vans recently and I used one to do some shit one day. Damn things will get up and go. Surprised Hell outta me. A little 3.5l but the sum bitch would go.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill **** I saw a freakin' Camry with a 3.5 liter that did the 1/4 in 13.5 seconds. Modern tech is an impressive thing. 3.5 = 1970 455! Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 19, 2016 11:04 PM (hVdx9) 328
I was involved with a girl who, for whatever reason, wanted to visit a strip-club....
Long story short, I pulled out a 20 and made as if to tip her dancer, but slipped it into her cleavage instead.... A most remarkable young lady, that one. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 19, 2016 11:00 PM (lutOX) A lot of women go to strip clubs nowadays. I actually had a gal drop ten bucks on the stage right in front of me. She was there with her boyfriend. I bought her a beer as was talking to him when she comes running back up with some naked redheaded stripper. It was... interesting. Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 19, 2016 11:04 PM (fC9RO) Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:04 PM (AkOaV) Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2016 11:04 PM (qUNWi) 331
Does one carry a stack of singles, or is it fivers these days? Tens? Hamilton looks like someone who consorted with harlots and jezebels. What is correct stripper etiquette?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 19, 2016 10:51 PM (jR7Wy) never more than fives at the start of the evening. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 11:05 PM (vb33c) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 11:05 PM (9ym/8) 333
haha, I wish.
More like: http://tinyurl.com/mavstew Nah just kidding. 01 Dodge grand caravan. Posted by: Harry Paratestes **** Seems safe to me. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 19, 2016 11:06 PM (hVdx9) 334
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 19, 2016 11:02 PM (1xUj/)
A former classmate of mine works at gold club. I visit her occasionally. (googled it. looks like it went out of business. COuldnt have happened to a finer establishment.) Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:06 PM (AkOaV) 335
never more than fives at the start of the evening.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 11:05 PM (vb33c) And never use a strip club ATM. Those fuckers charge like eight bucks per transaction. Posted by: Vanya Secundus at February 19, 2016 11:06 PM (yKCJ9) 336
ROFL that is hilarious
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 11:01 PM (uZNvH) from workaholics. Great show. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:07 PM (AkOaV) 337
Several woman have mentioned that I look like the singer for 3 Doors Down.
Posted by: CozMark at February 19, 2016 11:07 PM (CbGSW) 338
Hi Moki!!! how are you???
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 11:07 PM (uZNvH) 339
And never use a strip club ATM. Those fuckers charge like eight bucks per transaction.
Posted by: Vanya Secundus **** Them and an ATM at Country Thunder... Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 19, 2016 11:08 PM (hVdx9) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 11:08 PM (voOPb) 341
K, I need some horde help.
Kegerator has a day old keg. Still coming out foamy. PSI is at like 8-9. Anything I can do make it less foamy? It's redhook esb if that matters. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:08 PM (AkOaV) 342
I think girls can make more now on sugar daddies website than stripping. At least that's what Lisa Ling tells me.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2016 11:08 PM (pUDQf) 343
261 Hamilton looks like someone who consorted with harlots and jezebels.
Yeah, he did visit his mother on a regular basis. Posted by: Aaron Burr at February 19, 2016 10:53 PM (fC9RO) Just to clear up the record, I don't hate Aaron Burr anywhere near as much as Gore Vidal. Posted by: Hamilton at February 19, 2016 11:08 PM (QWY55) 344
Several woman have mentioned that I look like the singer for 3 Doors Down.
Posted by: CozMark at February 19, 2016 11:07 PM (CbGSW) living next to a band must suck. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 11:08 PM (vb33c) 345
I look kinda like a cross between a 50ish Richard Dreyfuss and William Peterson.
Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2016 11:08 PM (qUNWi) 346
The sword of Cortes shall silence that foul tongue.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 19, 2016 11:08 PM (GdFQh) Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 19, 2016 11:08 PM (8PbKi) 348
Just so we're clear, this will be dudes up on stage gyrating for our amusement and edification.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 19, 2016 11:09 PM (jR7Wy) 349
A lot of women go to strip clubs nowadays. I actually had a gal drop ten bucks on the stage right in front of me.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 19, 2016 11:04 PM (fC9RO) --- Wait...you were on stage? Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 19, 2016 11:09 PM (jR7Wy) 350
313 Well played Sir! Well played.... Esoteric as all hell!!!
Posted by: Don Quixote at February 19, 2016 10:57 PM (f7rv6) *Doffs cap* Historical English swordsmanship here. Mostly longsword with a dabbling of backsword. Posted by: George Silver at February 19, 2016 11:01 PM (fC9RO) Played with that a bit meself... especially Florentine... never got into the sword and board thing though... I'm ambidextrous... so Two Rapiers, or Rapier and Dagger were pretty natural... and its always fun to be switching hands every point in tournaments... throws opponents off... I've had to back off the Rapier though the last couple of years... Shoulder problems... or as I try to tell people, a day of fencing with a 45 inch rapier in tournament is like throwing 100 Fast balls a day.... at 56 years old the joints just can't take it anymore... Posted by: Don Quixote at February 19, 2016 11:09 PM (f7rv6) 351
It is fine for men to use wheeled luggage once they pass 80."
Screw you pip squeak Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 11:08 PM (voOPb) maybe you should pack less. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 11:09 PM (vb33c) 352
I had a friend in highschool who had a mexican pedo van.
You know the 80s era suburbans. As much as we teased her for it, that thing was the best when it came to needing to haul 500 teenagers around town. Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2016 11:09 PM (iweze) 353
Anything I can do make it less foamy?>>>
Temp is as important as pressure. Is it cold enough yet? Posted by: Willy J. at February 19, 2016 11:10 PM (r6bSH) 354
This weird chick from Europe used to say I looked like that jerk fiancé from The Wedding Singer. In a good way.
I guess. Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 19, 2016 11:11 PM (GdFQh) 355
324 Re the dueling article: So "dissing" was a thing with white dudes back in the day? Huh.
Posted by: rickl at February 19, 2016 11:03 PM (sdi6R) Yeah, good point. Does anybody here really think the problem with society is that the gangland dissing/respect code isn't more widely adopted? Posted by: AD at February 19, 2016 11:12 PM (QWY55) 356
"A lot of women go to strip clubs nowadays. I actually had a gal drop ten bucks on the stage right in front of me. "
Yeah, they do. No particular but just what I've heard on the streets. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 11:12 PM (9ym/8) 357
Y5 there's a reasonn there's wheels on them bags
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 11:13 PM (voOPb) 358
NASA creates planetary defense office. Who do they think they are kidding? Our government can't even run a website let alone send up astronauts. They'll just end up focusing on CO2 or something and call it a day.
The Planetary Defense Office will fight hard to defend the planet against Islamophobia and trans hate Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 19, 2016 11:13 PM (39g3+) 359
How did it go, "I challenge you on the field of honor, sir!"
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 19, 2016 11:13 PM (dvuhZ) 360
355 324 Re the dueling article: So "dissing" was a thing with white dudes back in the day? Huh.
Posted by: rickl at February 19, 2016 11:03 PM (sdi6R) Yeah, good point. Does anybody here really think the problem with society is that the gangland dissing/respect code isn't more widely adopted? Posted by: AD at February 19, 2016 11:12 PM (QWY55) Sir! I bite my thumb at the.... for being a Man of Parts, I find you offend... Posted by: Mercutio at February 19, 2016 11:13 PM (f7rv6) 361
317 Does one carry a stack of singles, or is it fivers these days? Tens? Hamilton looks like someone who consorted with harlots and jezebels. What is correct stripper etiquette?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 19, 2016 10:51 PM (jR7Wy) There's a strip club on Cape Cod (Zachary's in Mashpee, I'm not being coy) where the ATM dispenses $2 bills. If you have any left over and spend them anywhere on the Cape everyone knows where you've been. Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 19, 2016 11:02 PM (1xUj/) I've seen that before at another club. I figure its a very basic reasoning. That the club thinks you don't want to be walking around with $2 bills so you're more likely to spend them all at the club. And bander, do you want that link in your name? Posted by: buzzion at February 19, 2016 11:13 PM (zt+N6) 362
I loved Casino Royale and Skyfall. Craig's run (assuming they remake OHMSS with this and the next one) is exactly what the fans might have asked for, as far as character development. But Blofeld was wasted in Spectre. All the other elements in that movie work in spite of the their simplicity, which should be the ingredients for a classic and iconic movie. I don't feel like they have a good grasp on the franchise.
This is a decade when Disney is turning franchises into reliable things. Marvel and Star Wars might become routine, but it will not stumble the way it did in the 2000s. Give the series to Christopher Nolan and Michael Fassbender. Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 19, 2016 11:13 PM (VdICR) 363
356 "A lot of women go to strip clubs nowadays. I actually had a gal drop ten bucks on the stage right in front of me. "
Yeah, they do. No particular but just what I've heard on the streets. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 11:12 PM (9ym/ I had an ex who was THAT GIRL. Like we'd all be drunk, eating dominos at 2 am and she'd be like "STRIP CLUBBBBB" and all the guys would be like "BRO, YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS SO COOL!!" didn't last long. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:13 PM (AkOaV) 364
If you use wheeled luggage, please oil the damn wheels. That squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak is maddening.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2016 11:13 PM (afR/C) 365
yankeefifth...bringin it tonight
Posted by: concrete girl at February 19, 2016 11:14 PM (0KgAM) 366
::shock Oh my.
Posted by: Geoffrey at February 19, 2016 11:14 PM (LoRcb) 367
295: Not wrong. Friend had a 68 Charger R/T. Same setup. Not as fast as the 70 Corvette LT1. Damn, that thing was scarey.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 19, 2016 11:14 PM (ucDmr) 368
Re the dueling article: So "dissing" was a thing with white dudes back in the day? Huh.
Posted by: rickl at February 19, 2016 11:03 PM (sdi6R) Yeah, good point. Does anybody here really think the problem with society is that the gangland dissing/respect code isn't more widely adopted? Posted by: AD at February 19, 2016 11:12 PM (QWY55) well, the white guys went somewhere secluded and handled business. no one ran into someone else's neighborhood and slashed a bunch of innocent bystanders. well maybe on the subway in ny. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 11:14 PM (vb33c) 369
Temp is as important as pressure. Is it cold enough yet?
Posted by: Willy J. at February 19, 2016 11:10 PM (r6bSH) I think so. It was cold when I got it. Fridge is on coldest setting. Keg is cold to the touch. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:14 PM (AkOaV) 370
" I think girls can make more now on sugar daddies website than stripping."
Well, a girl's gotta make a living. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 11:14 PM (9ym/8) 371
...I live like 15 mins from the brewery, so its not like it had time to warm up.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:14 PM (AkOaV) 372
The problem with society is that men are no longer allowed to deal with the shitheads of society. Back in the day, shooting a rapist was considered good form. Hanging a horse thief was a Sunday afternoon.
Today, we coddle criminals and explain away the dregs of society. Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2016 11:15 PM (pUDQf) 373
at 56 years old the joints just can't take it anymore...
Posted by: Don Quixote at February 19, 2016 11:09 PM (f7rv6) I'm a year younger than you. I was doing sport saber all last year. Thought it would be a good substitute for boxing since I was taking injuries, all slow to heal, and figured fencing for a 'lighter' sport. Went back to boxing, partly because I love it so and partly because my knees didn't like fencing at all. Posted by: troyriser at February 19, 2016 11:15 PM (Au69S) 374
People tell me I look like Hugh Laurie, but they're stupid
Posted by: derit at February 19, 2016 11:15 PM (OC+TJ) 375
If you use wheeled luggage, please oil the damn wheels. That squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak is maddening.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2016 11:13 PM (afR/C) or better yet, take the wheels off and carry your luggage, like a man Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 11:15 PM (vb33c) 376
Bit too young for the Sean Connery Bond movies, although I love him as an actor. To me, Roger Moore is the real Bond.
Posted by: WTFO at February 19, 2016 11:16 PM (GxhCK) 377
You know the 80s era suburbans.
As much as we teased her for it, that thing was the best when it came to needing to haul 500 teenagers around town. Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2016 11:09 PM (iweze) Heh, my first AND second cars were mom's old 70's era Suburbans. The first one was the model with only three doors, in a lovely shade of TXDoT yellow, and after I'd partially destroyed it my little sister inherited it. Yeah, we both wound up driving our friends all over the place, but it was fun. Posted by: stace at February 19, 2016 11:16 PM (ozZau) 378
he problem with society is that men are no longer allowed to deal with the shitheads of society. Back in the day, shooting a rapist was considered good form. Hanging a horse thief was a Sunday afternoon.
Today, we coddle criminals and explain away the dregs of society. Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2016 11:15 PM (pUDQf) well that and hardly anyone knows hos to tie a decent knot anymore Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 11:16 PM (vb33c) 379
374 People tell me I look like Hugh Laurie, but they're stupid
Posted by: derit at February 19, 2016 11:15 PM (OC+TJ) hugh Laurie fucks. That guy fucks. http://tinyurl.com/zekcjek Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:16 PM (AkOaV) 380
I think so. It was cold when I got it. Fridge is on coldest setting. Keg is cold to the touch.>>>
Probably not the problem but to test it is the beer in the cup that matters. Posted by: Willy J. at February 19, 2016 11:16 PM (r6bSH) 381
It's "honor culture". It's big in the South. It's funny, it's so ingrained in me, and it wasn't even taught explicitly, it just oozes in.
I take an insult very personally. It's only my better judgement that has prevented me from killing or being killed over the smallest, silliest things. As one gets older, sense prevails over the raw emotion, but it's still there. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 19, 2016 11:16 PM (dvuhZ) 382
And bander, do you want that link in your name?
Oh thanks. That was from the last thread. I don't care about privacy or anonymity though, but thanks. Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 19, 2016 11:17 PM (1xUj/) 383
Probably not the problem but to test it is the beer in the cup that matters.
Posted by: Willy J. at February 19, 2016 11:16 PM (r6bSH) I mean, its cold. Not freezing, but cold. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:18 PM (AkOaV) 384
Played with that a bit meself... especially Florentine... never got into the sword and board thing though...
I'm ambidextrous... so Two Rapiers, or Rapier and Dagger were pretty natural... and its always fun to be switching hands every point in tournaments... throws opponents off... I've had to back off the Rapier though the last couple of years... Shoulder problems... or as I try to tell people, a day of fencing with a 45 inch rapier in tournament is like throwing 100 Fast balls a day.... at 56 years old the joints just can't take it anymore... Posted by: Don Quixote at February 19, 2016 11:09 PM (f7rv6) SCA? Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 19, 2016 11:18 PM (fC9RO) 385
338 Hi Moki!!! how are you???
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 11:07 PM (uZNvH) Oh good lord, that commercial creeped me out. {smooches} How are you doing? I'm trying not to throttle my kid for severely shocking herself, then spraining her wrist at work. She's a smart kid, but she can be dopey. How's school? Posted by: Moki at February 19, 2016 11:18 PM (7q2ch) Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 19, 2016 11:18 PM (YJmuy) 387
"There's a strip club on Cape Cod (Zachary's in Mashpee, I'm not being coy) where the ATM dispenses $2 bills. "
Again, just what I hear working the mean streets, but tipping only a buck is not good strip club etiquette. Worse than not tipping at all. Two minimum and ease up on the Lincolns. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 11:18 PM (9ym/8) 388
Y5 there's a reasonn there's wheels on them bags
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 11:13 PM (voOPb) not a good reason. it is like back up cameras on cars. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 11:18 PM (vb33c) Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at February 19, 2016 11:18 PM (xOoZ2) 390
Lauren, our minivan has been like a limo for our family! Auto doorlocks are a must for security, windows, too when the kids are small. Multi zone temp. control keeps everyone happy. Cup holders, arm rest stash bins and plugs for all.
It's time for me to downsize now that kids are grown, tho. I mostly haul 2 golden retrievers. They demand a lot less! Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 19, 2016 11:18 PM (GzDYP) 391
Pedo van. Coohoo. 500 children. Coohoo.
Posted by: harry reid's parrot at February 19, 2016 11:18 PM (WOyz5) 392
Do as I say not as I dobio didn't mean to say what he meant to say. Damn twisting my torso and snapping my spine trying to twist what Rubio said into a positive may paralyze me for life.
Posted by: Geoffrey at February 19, 2016 11:19 PM (LoRcb) 393
or better yet, take the wheels off and carry your luggage, like a man
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 11:15 PM (vb33c) The wheels are for when you are in a lineup, like for security or customs, and you move 2 steps, stop for 2 minutes, move 2 steps, stop 2 minutes, ad infinitum. I can carry my big bag the length of the airport terminal if I do it in one go. The stop and go shit is different. Wheels help a lot for that. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2016 11:19 PM (afR/C) 394
Good Lord, how do drunk prep school kids do it? Check out this tie knot chart, with special attention on the Eldredge and Trinity knots:
http://www.realmenrealstyle.com/how-to-tie-necktie-chart/ Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 19, 2016 11:20 PM (jR7Wy) Posted by: Abrams at February 19, 2016 11:20 PM (n22zQ) 396
I'm a year younger than you. I was doing sport saber all last year. Thought it would be a good substitute for boxing since I was taking injuries, all slow to heal, and figured fencing for a 'lighter' sport. Went back to boxing, partly because I love it so and partly because my knees didn't like fencing at all.
Posted by: troyriser at February 19, 2016 11:15 PM (Au69S) I've actually been doing some Saber the last couple of years.... cut and thrust rules... Its easier on my shoulder then the full on Warp Speed Lunge needed in Rapier. And I'm also not doing it at tournament levels... or in hour long battle scenarios... /smile... Posted by: Don Quixote at February 19, 2016 11:20 PM (f7rv6) 397
I'm going to try like a solid 11 psi and see if that helps. I'm actually closer to 8psi right now
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:20 PM (AkOaV) 398
Wait...you were on stage?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 19, 2016 11:09 PM (jR7Wy) Nope. Sitting at the stage watching the dancer. This gal walks up behind me, slaps the money down in front of me, and walks off. Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 19, 2016 11:21 PM (fC9RO) 399
caves on the SCOTUS nom, will the GOPologists finally shut up about "We must vote GOP because of SCOTUS picks"?
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 19, 2016 10:03 PM (Wckf4) Had this conversation earlier this evening out to dinner with friends. If they cave NEVER again for a vote NEVER Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 10:06 PM (voOPb) It's possible that if the GOPe caves, I may not bother voting even if it's Cruz or my hold-my-nose 2nd choice Trump. Because it will already be officially game over, with the GOP only deserving destruction. Posted by: Blano at February 19, 2016 11:21 PM (heN73) 400
360 355 324 Re the dueling article: So "dissing" was a thing with white dudes back in the day? Huh.
Posted by: rickl at February 19, 2016 11:03 PM (sdi6R) Yeah, good point. Does anybody here really think the problem with society is that the gangland dissing/respect code isn't more widely adopted? Posted by: AD at February 19, 2016 11:12 PM (QWY55) Sir! I bite my thumb at the.... for being a Man of Parts, I find you offend... Posted by: Mercutio at February 19, 2016 11:13 PM (f7rv6) You of all people should be on my side. Posted by: AD at February 19, 2016 11:21 PM (QWY55) 401
I can tie a knot just fine thank you very much.
Posted by: sandy fluke's box at February 19, 2016 11:22 PM (WOyz5) 402
SCA?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 19, 2016 11:18 PM (fC9RO) and HEMA, and a couple private groups... In the SCA... I'm a Black Tiger. Posted by: Don Quixote at February 19, 2016 11:22 PM (f7rv6) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 11:22 PM (9ym/8) 404
So I wandered over to Hotair to see what was going on over there and saw this:
"Is there anyone besides Romney who could sort of credibly run as a third-party conservative candidate?" Really? Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 19, 2016 11:22 PM (iHjB5) 405
Tampa and Phoenix. Those cities have some strip clubs.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2016 11:22 PM (pUDQf) Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2016 11:22 PM (3DIzJ) 407
I'm going to try like a solid 11 psi and see if that helps. I'm actually closer to 8psi right now>>> Upping the pressure will only make it foamier. New keg may have too much internal pressure kinda like opening a shaken can. Posted by: Willy J. at February 19, 2016 11:23 PM (r6bSH) Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2016 11:23 PM (3DIzJ) 409
341
K, I need some horde help. Kegerator has a day old keg. Still coming out foamy. PSI is at like 8-9. Anything I can do make it less foamy? It's redhook esb if that matters. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:08 PM (AkOaV) Is this the first keg you've used it on? IIRC, there's some rule like you use-up 1.5 psi per foot of line and you want it to serve at 3 -- which would imply a four foot beer line. Posted by: cthulhu at February 19, 2016 11:23 PM (EzgxV) 410
355 324 Re the dueling article: So "dissing" was a thing with white dudes back in the day? Huh.
Posted by: rickl at February 19, 2016 11:03 PM (sdi6R) Yeah, good point. Does anybody here really think the problem with society is that the gangland dissing/respect code isn't more widely adopted? Posted by: AD at February 19, 2016 11:12 PM (QWY55) Won't the gangstas be surprised to learn that they're "acting white"? Posted by: rickl at February 19, 2016 11:23 PM (sdi6R) 411
and HEMA, and a couple private groups...
In the SCA... I'm a Black Tiger. Posted by: Don Quixote at February 19, 2016 11:22 PM (f7rv6) Which HEMA group? I study with a group in Colorado Springs. Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 19, 2016 11:23 PM (fC9RO) Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 11:24 PM (uZNvH) 413
"I can tie a knot just fine thank you very much.
Posted by: sandy fluke's box" Wait a minute. How the Hell? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 11:24 PM (9ym/8) 414
Tampa and Phoenix. Those cities have some strip clubs.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2016 11:22 PM (pUDQf) Portland's were... interesting. Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 19, 2016 11:24 PM (fC9RO) 415
Speaking of strip clubs, you've all heard about Rubio's foam parties, right?
Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2016 11:25 PM (3DIzJ) 416
There's a strip club on Cape Cod (Zachary's in Mashpee, I'm not being coy) where the ATM dispenses $2 bills.
I love 2 dollar bills but they are really tough to come by. These days they're more useful than ones. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 19, 2016 11:25 PM (39g3+) 417
Stripper protocol, kunst des fechtens, kegerators... the breadth of Horde knowledge boggles my mind.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 19, 2016 11:25 PM (jR7Wy) 418
It got "willowed" in the last thread but John Cornyn on a local radio show this morning stated that he thought Grassley's refusal to hear any new nominees this year was pretty locked down. So, for what that's worth.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 10:18 PM (9ym/ This is the same Cornyn who said in his primary commercials that he stands up to Obama every day. IMHO he's a lying sack of shit, part of the RINO leadership, so I'll believe it after it happens AND President Pissypants is long gone. Posted by: Blano at February 19, 2016 11:26 PM (heN73) 419
Portland's were... interesting.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 19, 2016 11:24 PM (fC9RO) Lots of tattoos and weird piercings? Posted by: Vanya Secundus at February 19, 2016 11:26 PM (yKCJ9) 420
Wait a minute. How the Hell?
well that and hardly anyone knows hos to tie a decent knot anymore Posted by: sandy fluke's box at February 19, 2016 11:26 PM (WOyz5) 421
Yeah, good point. Does anybody here really think the problem with society is that the gangland dissing/respect code isn't more widely adopted?
Posted by: AD at February 19, 2016 11:12 PM (QWY55) well, the white guys went somewhere secluded and handled business. no one ran into someone else's neighborhood and slashed a bunch of innocent bystanders. well maybe on the subway in ny. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 11:14 PM (vb33c) The subway thing is mostly the result of crazy people that nobody's locking up. While doing it in the forest is an improvement, a person who can't be dissed without losing their temper or resorting to violence isn't a civilized person, and the rest of society would be better off by keeping him sequestered from those who can. Posted by: AD at February 19, 2016 11:26 PM (QWY55) 422
Upping the pressure will only make it foamier. New keg may have too much internal pressure kinda like opening a shaken can. Posted by: Willy J. at February 19, 2016 11:23 PM (r6bSH) hmm... I was always told 10-12 psi is where it should be at. Is this the first keg you've used it on? IIRC, there's some rule like you use-up 1.5 psi per foot of line and you want it to serve at 3 -- which would imply a four foot beer line. Posted by: cthulhu at February 19, 2016 11:23 PM (EzgxV) Hose is probably 2 1/2 feet long. I usually dont have foam issues, I've had this kegerator for 2 or 3 years. Usually keep it a little shy of 10 psi. Don't usually have foam problems. But this is the first ESB 1/2 barrel I've put in it Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:26 PM (AkOaV) 423
"Hopefully before he went crazy and had a stroke."
Yes, pre-alcoholic and naked-in-convenience-stores-for-cigarettes Randy Travis. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 11:26 PM (9ym/8) 424
Lots of tattoos and weird piercings?
Posted by: Vanya Secundus at February 19, 2016 11:26 PM (yKCJ9) Yes. Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 19, 2016 11:27 PM (fC9RO) 425
419 Portland's were... interesting.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 19, 2016 11:24 PM (fC9RO) Lots of tattoos and weird piercings? Posted by: Vanya Secundus at February 19, 2016 11:26 PM (yKCJ9) --- Thick black frames and Docs. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 19, 2016 11:27 PM (jR7Wy) 426
415 Speaking of strip clubs, you've all heard about Rubio's foam parties, right?
Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2016 11:25 PM (3DIzJ) no but I used to go to foam parties in Richmond in college. ...Whoa. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:27 PM (AkOaV) 427
http://www.realmenrealstyle.com/how-to-tie-necktie-chart/
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 19, 2016 11:20 PM (jR7Wy) WTF? They all look the same! So I'm gonna stick with my Windsor, thankyouverymuch Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 11:27 PM (uZNvH) 428
"Yes, pre-alcoholic and naked-in-convenience-stores-for-cigarettes Randy Travis"
That's good. Don't want you passing out in any church parking lots. Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2016 11:27 PM (3DIzJ) 429
Portland's were... interesting.
Portland Oregon used to be Marilyn Manson's favorite town for strip clubs, supposedly. I understand they had, or maybe still have, tons of clubs of all sorts up there. A local one called Stars Cabaret in Salem just got nailed for having underage girls in the club. I don't think they go full nude here, but one was 15 and one was 13. Now, I can see how you might be fooled by a mature looking 15 year old but 13?? Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 19, 2016 11:27 PM (39g3+) 430
412-she's fine, just driving me crazy. How do you forget you were shocked, or sprained an appendage? And no, no drugs/alcohol. She was at work, doing lights and sound for a school event.
All of my gray hairs are due to her. Posted by: Moki at February 19, 2016 11:27 PM (7q2ch) 431
As one gets older, sense prevails over the raw emotion, but it's still there.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 19, 2016 11:16 PM (dvuhZ) This skeevy-looking character in a diner the other day tried to have a stare-down with me while I was having lunch with my brother and daughter. I felt like I was back in middle school. Something about me had obviously set this guy off. We were coming back from my Aunt's funeral, in this little middle-of-nowhere Indiana town. It took a minute to register what the guy was doing and once it did I was sorely tempted to escalate the situation, call him out for it, make a snarky remark, something. My daughter caught my expression, saw what was going on, started looking worried and upset. I laughed it off, lightened the mood, focused on my family, blew it off, let it go. Sense prevailed, but younger me would've handled it differently. Younger me wasn't good at impulse control. Not good at all. Posted by: troyriser at February 19, 2016 11:28 PM (Au69S) 432
Seriously, if the eventual Kabuki theatre on Obama's nom for the Supreme Court is your turning point, you've not been paying attention for ten years. I quit donating to those fuckers a decade ago. You must understand, the GOPe will fuck you, repeatedly. They will never change. Paul Ryan was the last example anyone should need. If that doesn't do it, try John Roberts. The city walls were breached years ago.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2016 11:28 PM (pUDQf) 433
"Speaking of strip clubs, you've all heard about Rubio's foam parties, right?"
No. What is this now? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 11:28 PM (9ym/8) 434
Did you guys see the video made of Hillary's coughing fit where it turned into her taking a bong hit? Can't figure out how to post the link, You Tube and Twitter apparently are no-no's here? Look up Hillary Bong Hit. It's funny!
Posted by: WTFO at February 19, 2016 11:28 PM (GxhCK) 435
Now Ricardo is Randy Travis in my mind.
Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2016 11:28 PM (qUNWi) 436
Yeah, good point. Does anybody here really think the problem with society is that the gangland dissing/respect code isn't more widely adopted?
Posted by: AD at February 19, 2016 11:12 PM (QWY55) Won't the gangstas be surprised to learn that they're "acting white"? Posted by: rickl at February 19, 2016 11:23 PM (sdi6R) They should be informed of this. Dude, you're a genius. Posted by: AD at February 19, 2016 11:28 PM (QWY55) 437
While doing it in the forest is an improvement, a person who can't be dissed without losing their temper or resorting to violence isn't a civilized person, and the rest of society would be better off by keeping him sequestered from those who can.
Posted by: AD at February 19, 2016 11:26 PM (QWY55) oh I am with you on that. surprising number of people resort to violence over some well placed insults even today. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 11:28 PM (vb33c) 438
Apparently Rubio wore boots to a foam party and they were ruined.
That's his story about foam parties. However...there are photos floating around of somone's hair and ear that are being attributed to Rubio at a...dun..dun...dun GAY foam party. Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2016 11:28 PM (3DIzJ) 439
Good Lord, how do drunk prep school kids do it? Check out this tie knot chart, with special attention on the Eldredge and Trinity knots:
None of the illustrations focus on the important part, which is getting a well formed dimple below the knot. Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 19, 2016 11:28 PM (1xUj/) 440
Hey fappers. Won't be sticking around. Not feeling well and got kicked in the nuts again (metaphorically) today. Going to go to sleep and hope tomorrow's a better day. Oh who the hell am I kidding, it won't be any better. Good night.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2016 11:29 PM (0mRoj) 441
Now, I can see how you might be fooled by a mature looking 15 year old but 13??
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 19, 2016 11:27 PM (39g3+) ...eh. I can see it. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:29 PM (AkOaV) 442
Por que...what is a foam party?
Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2016 11:29 PM (qUNWi) 443
"This is the same Cornyn who said in his primary commercials that he stands up to Obama every day. IMHO he's a lying sack of shit, part of the RINO leadership, so I'll believe it after it happens AND President Pissypants is long gone."
Yep. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 11:29 PM (9ym/8) 444
Sorry for your bad day, Insomniac. At least you've got this band of miscreants.
Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2016 11:30 PM (3DIzJ) 445
Charles Johnson
@Green_Footballs Hah! Neo-confederate nutjob @rsmccain is suspended. Yeah. That's what I'm talkin' about. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 19, 2016 10:58 PM (6FqZa) I am telling you guys, this represents a huge arbitrage opportunity for a tech savvy moron who has the skills to set up a conservative short message site. Posted by: redbanzai at February 19, 2016 11:30 PM (NPofj) Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 11:30 PM (uZNvH) 447
However...there are photos floating around of somone's hair and ear that are being attributed to Rubio at a...dun..dun...dun GAY foam party.
Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2016 11:28 PM (3DIzJ) well, I will say this. I used to occasionally go to foam parties. It was not unusual to find girls naked from the waist down and/or floating used condoms. As a kind of germophobe... not a fan. All I'm saying. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:31 PM (AkOaV) 448
But this is the first ESB 1/2 barrel I've put in it
Posted by: Harry Paratestes>>> You didn't ask the sales girl at the liquor store for extra head when you bought the keg did you? Posted by: Willy J. at February 19, 2016 11:31 PM (r6bSH) 449
OK, probably just one before heading to the reloading bench, but ..... Why has the possibility of a GOP collapse on SCOTUS appointments not occupied more blog-space this week? Yes, there are the ritualistic (though perfectly sensible) predictions here in the comments expressing certainty of failure. But very little digital ink seems to be spilling about this, overall. If the GOP Senate does fold on this, given the importance, the unequivocal opening bids of the big players on it (McConnell and Grassley), and therole "but SCOTUS appointments!!!" plays in the GOP's you-HAVE-to-vote-for-us,-suckers "strategy"- aren't we talking political armageddon? The failure of the GOP Senate has been horrific, but since most people don't really know how things did, can, and should work there, they have mostly gotten a pass (incl. by severalpeople here who just don't understand the power the GOP has had since 2014, if they chose to use it). But fold on this, at this point, after stating flatly "no dice" at the outset? I sorta am guessing that they are too terrified to fold - but that's my point. Why hasn't there been more speculation about how bad things would get if they did? Posted by: rhomboid at February 19, 2016 11:31 PM (QDnY+) 450
446 WTF is a "foam party"?
do I even want to know? Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 11:30 PM (uZNvH) clubs make foam (bubbles?) 3 to 4 feet high. Basically hides all activity waist down. Typically you take an ecstasy tablet before you go. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:32 PM (AkOaV) 451
WTF is a "foam party"?
do I even want to know? Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 **** I think it is where they have lots of foam while dancing. I have seen it in various oversees clubs. Lots of suds like in a bubble bath. If that isn't it, I won't Google it. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 19, 2016 11:32 PM (hVdx9) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 11:32 PM (9ym/8) 453
Did you guys see the video made of Hillary's coughing fit where it turned into her taking a bong hit?
Makes me think of the beginning of "Sweetleaf" by Black Sabbath. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 19, 2016 11:32 PM (39g3+) 454
My first speeding ticket was 125 in a 75.
I was on a Harley Sportster. I was intercepted by an airplane who radioed it in to a cop on another Harley. Cost me plenty. Posted by: navybrat at February 19, 2016 11:32 PM (8QGte) Posted by: Moki at February 19, 2016 11:32 PM (7q2ch) 456
You didn't ask the sales girl at the liquor store for extra head when you bought the keg did you?
Posted by: Willy J. at February 19, 2016 11:31 PM (r6bSH) d'oh! She did ask for my number ...!(coughmayhavebeenforthegovernmentpaperworkcough) Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:32 PM (AkOaV) 457
Watching Craig Fergusson's new show Join or Die. I generally find him to be quite funny, and he is here too. His first show is about political scandals.
Yea, I'm really enjoying the political commentary of the 3 lefties he has as guests. /sarc Posted by: Weirddave at February 19, 2016 11:32 PM (N8hFs) Posted by: derit at February 19, 2016 11:32 PM (OC+TJ) 459
I'm not about to google foam party. I wasn't born yesterday, Lauren. Lol
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2016 11:33 PM (pUDQf) Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2016 11:33 PM (LJEFX) 461
Troyriser, don't be so hard on your younger self. Your priorities were different back then when you would've been seated with a friend or two instead of your Mom and daughter.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 19, 2016 11:33 PM (GzDYP) 462
Portland Oregon used to be Marilyn Manson's favorite town for strip clubs, supposedly. I understand they had, or maybe still have, tons of clubs of all sorts up there. A local one called Stars Cabaret in Salem just got nailed for having underage girls in the club. I don't think they go full nude here, but one was 15 and one was 13. Now, I can see how you might be fooled by a mature looking 15 year old but 13?? There are quite a few. Back in 2012 I was staying with family out there while I looked for work. I'd hit the corner bar, have a couple doubles, and then wander over to watch the titties while I sobered up. And girls these days are all hairless. Combine that with early puberty, parents allowing tattoos and piercings... and management that doesn't look too closely. Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 19, 2016 11:33 PM (fC9RO) 463
Maybe it's because I learned to tie a tie in USMC boot camp, but all a dimpled tie says to me is, "I can't be bothered to do this properly."
Posted by: Vanya Secundus at February 19, 2016 11:33 PM (yKCJ9) 464
Yes, that's the irony that's lost on them. The black "gangsta" honor code comes from the Southern honor culture that they despise. And you can trace that honor culture back to the old country.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 19, 2016 11:33 PM (dvuhZ) 465
"People tell me I look like Jeff Foxworthy."
I always got Randy Travis. Posted by: Ricardo Kill ---------------- I had both German and Belgian police tell me that I bore a strong resemblance to a Baader Meinhof guy. In neither case did they display any sense of humor. The Belgian guys were holding some nasty looking little HK's, and their trigger discipline didn't look good to me. Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 19, 2016 11:34 PM (n22zQ) 466
oh...umm... ick
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 11:34 PM (uZNvH) 467
And Harry is a raver.
Posted by: Lauren at February 19, 2016 11:33 PM (LJEFX) Oh, I've been to my fair share of raves. And festivals. I'm an equal opportunity partier. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:34 PM (AkOaV) 468
466 oh...umm... ick
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 11:34 PM (uZNvH) yeah. Ick is right. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:34 PM (AkOaV) 469
"clubs make foam (bubbles?) 3 to 4 feet high.
Basically hides all activity waist down. Typically you take an ecstasy tablet before you go." Hmm. They been doing this thing in Europe for years now. No foam though but no one seemed to care. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 11:34 PM (9ym/8) 470
well, I will say this. I used to occasionally go to foam parties. It was not unusual to find girls naked from the waist down and/or floating used condoms.
As a kind of germophobe... not a fan. All I'm saying. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:31 PM (AkOaV) We have very different life stories. Posted by: AD at February 19, 2016 11:35 PM (QWY55) 471
Sealant foam is not a toy folks.
Posted by: CozMark at February 19, 2016 11:35 PM (CbGSW) 472
Ricardo --
Richard Dreyfuss crossed with William Peterson. There's a difference. Peterson is cooler. Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2016 11:35 PM (qUNWi) Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:35 PM (AkOaV) 474
I had both German and Belgian police tell me that I bore a strong resemblance to a Baader Meinhof guy. In neither case did they display any sense of humor. The Belgian guys were holding some nasty looking little HK's, and their trigger discipline didn't look good to me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 19, 2016 11:34 PM (n22zQ) Dayum. Neither group looked on Baader Meinhof types. You were lucky they didn't beat you soundly before listening to what you had to say. Posted by: Moki at February 19, 2016 11:35 PM (7q2ch) 475
>>>Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 19, 2016 10:33 PM (lutOX)
Metter, GA. Fucking rapists. Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 19, 2016 11:36 PM (1zS3A) 476
And girls these days are all hairless. Combine that with early puberty, parents allowing tattoos and piercings... and management that doesn't look too closely.
Mostly the last, be my guess. By 13 a girl will have a pretty full pelt anyway. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 19, 2016 11:37 PM (39g3+) 477
I had both German and Belgian police tell me that I bore a strong resemblance to a Baader Meinhof guy. In neither case did they display any sense of humor. The Belgian guys were holding some nasty looking little HK's, and their trigger discipline didn't look good to me.
They do that to everyone who puts ketchup on frites ... Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Food Critic ... at February 19, 2016 11:37 PM (AoK0a) 478
discipline didn't look good to me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 19, 2016 11:34 P F@cking trouble maker I knew you were Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 11:37 PM (voOPb) 479
BTW, "Lauren", not sure how I feel about this Emily Mortimer chick. Cute in some pictures. Not so cute in others.
...Just saying. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:37 PM (AkOaV) 480
449
OK, probably just one before heading to the reloading bench, but ..... Why has the possibility of a GOP collapse on SCOTUS appointments not occupied more blog-space this week? Yes, there are the ritualistic (though perfectly sensible) predictions here in the comments expressing certainty of failure. But very little digital ink seems to be spilling about this, overall. If the GOP Senate does fold on this, given the importance, the unequivocal opening bids of the big players on it (McConnell and Grassley), and therole "but SCOTUS appointments!!!" plays in the GOP's you-HAVE-to-vote-for-us,-suckers "strategy"- aren't we talking political armageddon? The failure of the GOP Senate has been horrific, but since most people don't really know how things did, can, and should work there, they have mostly gotten a pass (incl. by severalpeople here who just don't understand the power the GOP has had since 2014, if they chose to use it). But fold on this, at this point, after stating flatly "no dice" at the outset? I sorta am guessing that they are too terrified to fold - but that's my point. Why hasn't there been more speculation about how bad things would get if they did? Posted by: rhomboid at February 19, 2016 11:31 PM (QDnY+) 'Cause the media want them to. Posted by: cthulhu at February 19, 2016 11:37 PM (EzgxV) 481
450 446 WTF is a "foam party"?
do I even want to know? Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 11:30 PM (uZNvH) clubs make foam (bubbles?) 3 to 4 feet high. Basically hides all activity waist down. Typically you take an ecstasy tablet before you go. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:32 PM (AkOaV) I'm not sure whether I was born too soon or born too late. Posted by: rickl at February 19, 2016 11:37 PM (sdi6R) 482
Mostly the last, be my guess. By 13 a girl will have a pretty full pelt anyway. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 19, 2016 11:37 PM (39g3+) ...jesus, dude. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:37 PM (AkOaV) 483
Movie actor I supposedly resemble? A girl dated me in college because she said I looked like the actor Andrew McCarthy.
Okay, so she wasn't very deep or thoughtful (I mean, who likes to be dated because they resemble someone else?), but she was very pretty and I wasn't very deep and thoughtful, either. Posted by: troyriser at February 19, 2016 11:37 PM (Au69S) 484
Annnnnd we've hit the average for an ONT.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 19, 2016 11:38 PM (fC9RO) 485
I'm not sure whether I was born too soon or born too late.
Posted by: rickl at February 19, 2016 11:37 PM (sdi6R) well... I don't know either. The '60s kind of made a come back in the mid '00s when I was an impressionable yute. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:38 PM (AkOaV) 486
I've not been in it, but there is a place in Portland that advertises "gluten free lap dances".
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 19, 2016 11:39 PM (Lqy/e) Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:39 PM (AkOaV) 488
...jesus, dude.
Kids mature really fast these days, according to my cousins. I dunno if its prenatal care, or steroids and stuff in food as some people say or what. All I know is when I was in school, the girls never looked as mature as they do now. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 19, 2016 11:40 PM (39g3+) 489
I've not been in it, but there is a place in Portland that advertises "gluten free lap dances".
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 19, 2016 11:39 PM (Lqy/e) Chlamydia is vegan. Posted by: Vanya Secundus at February 19, 2016 11:40 PM (yKCJ9) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 11:40 PM (9ym/8) 491
Mostly the last, be my guess. By 13 a girl will have a pretty full pelt anyway.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 19, 2016 11:37 PM (39g3+) wtf is wrong with you you just made me spit good scotch all over my keyboard. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 11:40 PM (vb33c) 492
Dayum. Neither group looked on Baader Meinhof types. You were lucky they didn't beat you soundly before listening to what you had to say.
Posted by: Moki ------------------ It's not as though I escaped untouched. The Belgians hustled me into an interrogation room and did a *thorough* pat-down. Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 19, 2016 11:40 PM (n22zQ) 493
486 I've not been in it, but there is a place in Portland that advertises "gluten free lap dances". Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 19, 2016 11:39 PM (Lqy/e) I'd be more interested in Non-GMO and No HFCS Posted by: buzzion at February 19, 2016 11:40 PM (zt+N6) 494
Setting up new laptop. Move along. Nothing to see here.
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at February 19, 2016 11:40 PM (wKcQA) 495
Gluten free lap dances is either very clever or horrible depending.
Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2016 11:40 PM (qUNWi) 496
the kids nowadays just shoot heroin in their arms and watch TV.
No sense of adventure and fun. Posted by: Harry Paratestes **** They should let Charlie Sheen be their guide...oh wait... Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 19, 2016 11:40 PM (hVdx9) 497
Kids mature really fast these days, according to my cousins. I dunno if its prenatal care, or steroids and stuff in food as some people say or what. All I know is when I was in school, the girls never looked as mature as they do now.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 19, 2016 11:40 PM (39g3+) yeah but talking about 13 year old pubic hair is creepy. I can say from experience that when I was 13... well, yes, 12 or 13 year old girls... but I mean.. I wouldn't say it. You know what I mean? Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:41 PM (AkOaV) 498
And girls these days are all hairless.>>>
A couple years ago at Deer camp one of the older guys (early 80s) picked up some porn someone had brought along. Went into a fucking rage. He thought somebody had brought up kidde pron. Posted by: Willy J. at February 19, 2016 11:41 PM (r6bSH) 499
A girl dated me in college because she said I looked like the actor Andrew McCarthy.
Is that a good thing? Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 19, 2016 11:41 PM (39g3+) 500
I've not been in it, but there is a place in Portland that advertises "gluten free lap dances".
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 19, 2016 11:39 PM (Lqy/e) Casa Diablo, IIRC. They offered a vegan menu. Also, their strippers unionized. Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 19, 2016 11:41 PM (fC9RO) Posted by: derit at February 19, 2016 11:41 PM (OC+TJ) 502
I'm getting beyond creeped out by this conversation.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:42 PM (AkOaV) 503
"Annnnnd we've hit the average for an ONT."
I don't mind being average, but, some of the others will be slightly amissed as such. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 11:42 PM (9ym/8) 504
I can say from experience that when I was 13... well, yes, 12 or 13 year old girls... but I mean.. I wouldn't say it.
Yeah I didn't really consider what that would seem like when I typed it, it just sounded funny to me. As far as I know I've never seen a 13-year-old girl nakey. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 19, 2016 11:42 PM (39g3+) 505
I'M old enough to have a 13 year old daughter. You guys are old enough to have 13 year old great-great-great- granddaughters.
For fucks sake in the day time. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:43 PM (AkOaV) 506
It's not as though I escaped untouched. The Belgians hustled me into an interrogation room and did a *thorough* pat-down. Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 19, 2016 11:40 PM (n22zQ) What convinced them you weren't part of the group? Hell, I've gone through Belgian airports with a diplomatic passport and was hauled off for pat downs, just because they wanted to screw with me. (I kinda hate the Belgians. It's not nice, but I do.) Posted by: Moki at February 19, 2016 11:43 PM (7q2ch) 507
Mostly the last, be my guess. By 13 a girl will have a pretty full pelt anyway.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 19, 2016 11:37 PM (39g3+) Hardwood floors don't have to match the drapes. just sayin' Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2016 11:43 PM (afR/C) 508
>>>untouched. The Belgians hustled me into an interrogation room and did a *thorough* pat-down.
Hey that's my Mike and that's my Hammer Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 11:43 PM (voOPb) 509
Hell, guys shave everything now, too if you believe the no-no commercials. What's up with that?
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 19, 2016 11:43 PM (GzDYP) Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2016 11:43 PM (qUNWi) 511
509 Hell, guys shave everything now, too if you believe the no-no commercials. What's up with that?
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 19, 2016 11:43 PM (GzDYP) mowing the lawn makes the trees look taller. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:44 PM (AkOaV) 512
Somebody talk about guns or sports or something, quick.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 19, 2016 11:44 PM (jR7Wy) 513
510 C'mon now. Christopher aint like that.
Jeez people. Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2016 11:43 PM (qUNWi) (just sayin', lets move on) Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:44 PM (AkOaV) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 11:44 PM (9ym/8) 515
I've not been in it, but there is a place in Portland that advertises "gluten free lap dances".
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 19, 2016 11:39 PM (Lqy/e) Meaning the ladies are not well bread? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2016 11:44 PM (afR/C) 516
Mustn't succumb to Lolita! Why there's nothing at all odd about Peter Sellers hanging around...
Posted by: derit at February 19, 2016 11:45 PM (OC+TJ) 517
Hell, guys shave everything now, too if you believe the no-no commercials. What's up with that?
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 19, 2016 11:43 PM (GzDYP) only the ones that use the wheels on their luggage Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 11:45 PM (vb33c) 518
guys shave everything now
I don't get the whole manscaping thing. What a waste of time. And why would a woman want a guy that looks like a pubescent boy? Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 19, 2016 11:45 PM (39g3+) 519
Pubes may be making a comeback. The bald look started with porn, since it's kinky, and allows one to, uh, see things better. Now, ironically, since the bald (or close to it) look has become so common, pubic hair is now seen as "kinky". It may come full circle.
Of course, the labia still are smooth. Which can look sort of ridiculous with a full pelt above it. I've seen young punks absolutely freaked out by the full bush seen in some old 60's movie full frontal shots. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 19, 2016 11:45 PM (dvuhZ) 520
I like guns and sports.
Posted by: CozMark at February 19, 2016 11:46 PM (CbGSW) 521
I've tried a couple of conservative sites, the names of which I've forgotten, order to be able to be able to post and not risk banning for my conservative views, but I couldn't figure out their formats for posting. One you signed in using Diskus, which I signed into, but then I couldn't sign in again using the same username and password.
Now there is something called Quitter (yes, really) located at quitter-dot-is, where supposedly one is safe, although when I first tried to sign in there was some kind of warning that conservatives probably shouldn't use the site. The warning is no longer there. Posted by: WTFO at February 19, 2016 11:46 PM (GxhCK) 522
512- it's far too early for Memorial Day type threads, guys. Let's talk about Barkie going to Cuba to Castro, but not stopping by GTMO to say hello to the troops there.
Posted by: Moki at February 19, 2016 11:46 PM (7q2ch) 523
#399: I'm of the opinion that the GOP already needs to Whig out.
Even if they did somehow "find their nuts", as a blind squirrel might... the party has a crippling disadvantage, thanks to a lawsuit settlement from the early 1980s. They entered into a settlement with the Democrat party that forbids the GOP from pressing charges of election fraud in majority-black precincts. This is why Democrats, when they get to redraw congressional districts, gerrymander the fuck out them to create as many districts with a black majority as possible. It's not just that they win in such districts; they also have a free hand to commit as much vote fraud as they have to in such precincts to win state-wide. The Republican Party is thus literally forced to fight with one hand tied behind its back. This is why Black Panthers showed up at voting stations in 2008 and told white people they weren't allowed to vote there. It's why the 2012 election returns showed 140% turnout in so many districts that went 100% in favor of Obama. The GOP tried to get out of this agreement due to such rampant vote fraud in those districts, but they were shot down 6-3 by the Supreme Court in 2011, led by Chief Injustice Roberts. The Republican Party is legally obligated to turn a blind eye to these felonies, and nobody else has "standing" to sue over it. The GOP must be destroyed, whatever the cost in the short term. We need a new "not Democrat" party to level the playing field. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at February 19, 2016 11:46 PM (0OG8D) 524
Somebody talk about guns or sports or something, quick.>>> The deer camp story wasn't good enough? There were guns there. Posted by: Willy J. at February 19, 2016 11:46 PM (r6bSH) 525
"Somebody talk about guns or sports or something, quick."
I got a Savage I bought 2-3 years ago that I need to sight in. Been in the closet ever since I bought it. Maybe this weekend since I'm at the ranch. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 11:46 PM (9ym/8) 526
What convinced them you weren't part of the group? Hell, I've gone through Belgian airports with a diplomatic passport and was hauled off for pat downs, just because they wanted to screw with me.
------------------------- You, know, I don't really recall. I suppose they checked my passport and other ID's, gave a listen to my manifestly southern American accent, and figured out that was just another American hobo. Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 19, 2016 11:46 PM (n22zQ) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 11:46 PM (voOPb) 528
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Dayum. Neither group looked on Baader Meinhof types. You were lucky they didn't beat you soundly before listening to what you had to say. Posted by: Moki ------------------ It's not as though I escaped untouched. The Belgians hustled me into an interrogation room and did a *thorough* pat-down. Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 19, 2016 11:40 PM (n22zQ) They mistook you for Mike Hammer-and-Sickle. Posted by: cthulhu at February 19, 2016 11:47 PM (EzgxV) 529
By 13 a girl will have a pretty full pelt anyway.
It's not pervy to state a fact. It is pervy when guys want a 20 or 30 year old woman to look like a 12 year old girl. Posted by: rickl at February 19, 2016 11:47 PM (sdi6R) 530
Somebody talk about guns or sports or something, quick.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 19, 2016 11:44 PM (jR7Wy) Neither, but: Just finished Rousseau's "Discourse on Inequality". IMO he was a moron. Posted by: Vanya Secundus at February 19, 2016 11:47 PM (yKCJ9) 531
Speaking of @rsmccain, #FreeStacy is trending on Twitter... for now.
Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at February 19, 2016 11:47 PM (vBeA5) 532
Larry the Cable Guy Joke: My girlfriend wanted me to shave my balls. I ain't never gonna shave my balls.....something, something. So, I was shaving my balls the other night in the tub...
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 19, 2016 11:47 PM (dvuhZ) 533
fact!
Posted by: rat free zone at February 19, 2016 11:47 PM (AG7GB) Posted by: Willy J. at February 19, 2016 11:47 PM (r6bSH) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 11:48 PM (voOPb) 536
They entered into a settlement with the Democrat party that forbids the GOP from pressing charges of election fraud in majority-black precincts.
First I've heard of this, anyone have any more specific info or links? I can't imagine what the GOP would have gained by such an agreement. They weren't quite as cowardly back then. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 19, 2016 11:48 PM (39g3+) 537
I got a Savage I bought 2-3 years ago that I need to sight in. Been in the closet ever since I bought it. Maybe this weekend since I'm at the ranch.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill ------------------- Which reminds me, I received the shipment from Rutgers. IYKWIMAITYD Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 19, 2016 11:48 PM (n22zQ) 538
I like sports and guns and bacon ...
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Food Critic ... at February 19, 2016 11:48 PM (AoK0a) 539
522 512- it's far too early for Memorial Day type threads, guys. Let's talk about Barkie going to Cuba to Castro, but not stopping by GTMO to say hello to the troops there.
Posted by: Moki at February 19, 2016 11:46 PM (7q2ch) ---- It would be mimicking good form on his part to do so, but would the troops even want to see him? Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 19, 2016 11:48 PM (jR7Wy) 540
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:44 PM (AkOaV)
Thank you for that, sir. That hit me as so funny for some sleep deprived reason that I cannot stop laughing! I'm going to get another drink. Can I get anyone anything while I'm up? Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 19, 2016 11:48 PM (GzDYP) 541
You guys are old enough to have 13 year old great-great-great- granddaughters.
How dare you see us as Tony Randalls in waiting! Posted by: derit at February 19, 2016 11:49 PM (OC+TJ) 542
Cheapo Axis that I bought for a dime. Strong action but I don't like the bolt.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 11:49 PM (9ym/8) 543
it's far too early for Memorial Day type threads, guys. Let's talk about Barkie going to Cuba to Castro, but not stopping by GTMO to say hello to the troops there.
Posted by: Moki at February 19, 2016 11:46 PM (7q2ch) Any bets that he'll announce the handover of Guantanimo back to Cuba while he's there? Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at February 19, 2016 11:49 PM (vBeA5) Posted by: rat free zone at February 19, 2016 11:49 PM (AG7GB) 545
I have a Hi Point .40 carbine. I sold the Hi Point .45 carbine and now I wish I hadn't. Should have sold the .40.
Posted by: CozMark at February 19, 2016 11:50 PM (CbGSW) 546
Well to be honest the pubes are annoying. I shave them when I can. I don't shave them all the way because then they just itch like a mofo
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 11:50 PM (uZNvH) 547
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You, know, I don't really recall. I suppose they checked my passport and other ID's, gave a listen to my manifestly southern American accent, and figured out that was just another American hobo. Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 19, 2016 11:46 PM (n22zQ) They were just messin' with the American. I hate that. I got it a lot when I was single and working overseas-but I'm a chick, and back then, most of the immigration/customs types were men. So they would give me crap. Apparently there weren't a whole lot of single female dip types. But the Belgians are just belligerent shits. I guess they are still sore about the Congo... Posted by: Moki at February 19, 2016 11:50 PM (7q2ch) 548
The deer camp story wasn't good enough? There were guns there.
Posted by: Willy J. at February 19, 2016 11:46 PM (r6bSH) well that is funny. love hunting with old guys. fun to see old guys with old gear who have been tough as nails for decades outperforming young guys with every gadget they can get their hands on. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 11:50 PM (vb33c) 549
What did you get Hammer?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 11:50 PM (voOPb) 550
546
Well to be honest the pubes are annoying. I shave them when I can. I don't shave them all the way because then they just itch like a mofo Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 19, 2016 11:50 PM (uZNvH) ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Talc. Posted by: CozMark at February 19, 2016 11:51 PM (CbGSW) 551
Good evening everyone,
What are the topics tonight? Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 19, 2016 11:51 PM (hipNa) 552
Sealant Foam is people!!!
Posted by: detective thorn at February 19, 2016 11:51 PM (WOyz5) 553
"What caliber? What season is open?"
22-250 No season at the moment apart from maybe bird. It's another pig/deer gun. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 11:51 PM (9ym/8) 554
I sold the Hi Point .45 carbine and now I wish I hadn't.>>>
I sold one of my guns and now I wish I hadn't. Works too. Posted by: Willy J. at February 19, 2016 11:51 PM (r6bSH) Posted by: hotissdotcom at February 19, 2016 11:52 PM (AG7GB) 556
509 Hell, guys shave everything now, too if you believe the no-no commercials. What's up with that?
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 19, 2016 11:43 PM (GzDYP) eeh yeah...don't believe those. Posted by: AD at February 19, 2016 11:52 PM (QWY55) 557
I can't go to Scalia's funeral, I've got to pack for my Cuban vacay. Viva la Revolucion!
Posted by: Barky at February 19, 2016 11:52 PM (n22zQ) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 11:52 PM (voOPb) 559
Any bets that he'll announce the handover of Guantanimo back to Cuba while he's there? Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at February 19, 2016 11:49 PM (vBeA5)b Aw shit. I didn't think he would-we are supposed to have that base in perpetuity according to the treaty. And the majority of the base is the naval refueling station/Coast Guard Caribbean watch/Marines guarding the perimeter. It has nothing to do with the JTF prison. Posted by: Moki at February 19, 2016 11:53 PM (7q2ch) 560
My favorite hunting story is Jeff Foxworthy's story of taking his wife hunting because she insisted. I won't do it here because I can't come close to his talent at telling a joke but its hilarious. So here's the audio
https://youtu.be/3FLmN_zhtK0 You cannot describe this story without the word "cluster" in it, he starts out Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 19, 2016 11:53 PM (39g3+) Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 19, 2016 11:53 PM (1xUj/) 562
that i's an awesome dog.
Posted by: welcome wagon at February 19, 2016 11:53 PM (AG7GB) 563
I've seen young punks absolutely freaked out by the full bush seen in some old 60's movie full frontal shots. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 19, 2016 11:45 PM (dvuhZ) Just sayin'... I've never um... known a girl (in the biblical sense) that was au natural as it were. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:53 PM (AkOaV) 564
#551- you probly wouldn't believe it if we told you. Or...maybe you would!
Posted by: WTFO at February 19, 2016 11:53 PM (GxhCK) 565
"Which reminds me, I received the shipment from Rutgers. IYKWIMAITYD"
Rutgers? I think I remember this. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 11:53 PM (9ym/8) 566
509 Hell, guys shave everything now, too if you believe the no-no commercials. What's up with that?
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 19, 2016 11:43 PM (GzDYP) eeh yeah...don't believe those. Posted by: AD at February 19, 2016 11:52 PM (QWY55) women also do not really like men that cry either or who are in touch with their feminine side. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 11:53 PM (vb33c) 567
MH - AR (yawn)
Posted by: Mike at February 19, 2016 11:53 PM (n22zQ) 568
Hey everybody I'm back!! Pay me some attention dammit!!! ;-)
I've read the reviews for the No! No!. Apparently No! No! is the sound your loved ones will make the second time they have to use it. Posted by: qdpsteve at February 19, 2016 11:54 PM (ntObR) 569
Good evening everyone,
What are the topics tonight? Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 19, 2016 11:51 PM (hipNa) You don't really want to know. Believe me. Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 19, 2016 11:54 PM (GzDYP) 570
Bill Envgall tried to go deer hunting with his wife too and it didn't go very well either
https://youtu.be/G3RP5M7f7ig Nobody tells a story like Engvall. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 19, 2016 11:54 PM (39g3+) 571
Any bets that he'll announce the handover of Guantanimo back to Cuba while he's there?
Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at February 19, 2016 11:49 PM (vBeA5)b you know he wants to but it is not clear he has the authority. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 11:55 PM (vb33c) Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 19, 2016 11:55 PM (hipNa) 573
Rutgers? I think I remember this.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill ------------ One evening, you opined that anything from "Rutgers " was probably good. Posted by: Mike at February 19, 2016 11:55 PM (n22zQ) 574
women also do not really like men that cry either or who are in touch with their feminine side.
So women don't like men who can make their own sammich? Good to know. Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 19, 2016 11:55 PM (YJmuy) 575
" I sold the Hi Point .45 carbine and now I wish I hadn't.>>>"
You can get another. Not as cheap as the first, but, you can get. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 11:55 PM (9ym/8) 576
Bill Envgall tried to go deer hunting with his wife too and it didn't go very well either
"Long story short, I accidentally shot her to death. Dang!!" Posted by: qdpsteve at February 19, 2016 11:55 PM (ntObR) Posted by: Moki at February 19, 2016 11:55 PM (7q2ch) Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:56 PM (AkOaV) 579
Engvall's allright but every time I see one of his shows they keep showing the audience every two seconds.
Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2016 11:56 PM (qUNWi) 580
Maybe Obama will decide to stay in Cuba.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel -------------- Some of are hoping that the Castros grab him and hold him for ransom. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at February 19, 2016 11:56 PM (n22zQ) 581
I didn't think he would-we are supposed to have that base in perpetuity according to the treaty. And the majority of the base is the naval refueling station/Coast Guard Caribbean watch/Marines guarding the perimeter. It has nothing to do with the JTF prison.
Posted by: Moki at February 19, 2016 11:53 PM (7q2ch) With this dumbass, anything is possible. I imagine he's had to be told multiple times that Gitmo has other purposes besides holding terrorists, and explained in great detail why giving it back would not be good. Posted by: buzzion at February 19, 2016 11:57 PM (zt+N6) 582
"One evening, you opined that anything from "Rutgers " was probably good."
Yes, yes, coming back to me. A few months ago. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 19, 2016 11:57 PM (9ym/8) 583
Rk sounds like you have to break that gun in on a pig
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2016 11:57 PM (voOPb) 584
Just sayin'... I've never um... known a girl (in the biblical sense) that was au natural as it were.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes **** I have. It's not so bad, but trying to hork up hairs caught in the back of your throat is annoying. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 19, 2016 11:57 PM (hVdx9) Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2016 11:57 PM (AkOaV) 586
I didn't think he would-we are supposed to have that base in perpetuity according to the treaty. And the majority of the base is the naval refueling station/Coast Guard Caribbean watch/Marines guarding the perimeter. It has nothing to do with the JTF prison. Posted by: Moki at February 19, 2016 11:53 PM (7q2ch) Even without the prison the left still would want to hand the base back. It's imperialist, dontcha know? Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 19, 2016 11:57 PM (fC9RO) Posted by: Chi at February 19, 2016 11:58 PM (z1mje) 588
"@rsmccain was suspended by the cocksucking SJW Nazis who run Twitter"
We can't figure out how to make money. Our stock price is in freefall. Account growth is deeply net negative once you subtract bot accounts. What the hell are we going to do? Oh! We've got it! Start persecuting and discouraging a large proportion of our client base! That will surely work. Posted by: torquewrench at February 19, 2016 11:58 PM (noWW6) 589
Crap 580 "Some of us..."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at February 19, 2016 11:58 PM (n22zQ) 590
It's because of the association with sex that makes it so sensitive, but it's no different than any other "hair issue". Fully "au natural" for the womyn's would be leg hair and arm pit as well. Does anyone get uncomfortable thinking that bare legs and pits looks "underage"? Those two things on a women are just about the most disgusting I can think of. Yet in Europe, the hairy pits thing is not seen as all that awful in a lot of places. It's just aesthetics. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 19, 2016 11:58 PM (dvuhZ) 591
I've had girls who were au natural. I don't mind.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 19, 2016 11:58 PM (fC9RO) 592
Hmmm, as we saunter from "ick!" to "too much information", I'll do a gun thing. So yesterday at the range, first time I've seen it there, there were Ma Deuces. Oh, yes. Very common for Navy/police/fed agencies to use one or more of the smaller ranges at the complex during the week (SEALs too - their closest permissive range is much further away). Full-auto fireis common (and has a sweet echo). But yesterday was very slow, three of us were busting clays at the trap range, and from up above on #3 comes this very deep loud racket. Slower than what we usually hear. So we check it out and it's the portion of a destroyer ships' company doing their qualifications on M2s and M240s. Tragically, yet again, they didn't offer to let us fire a belt (an EOD chief came close to green-lighting that with M240s a while ago). Still, very entertaining to watch Browning's creation churning up the hillside (and vaporizing the wooden target stands .....). Posted by: rhomboid at February 19, 2016 11:58 PM (QDnY+) 593
I've never um... known a girl (in the biblical sense) that was au natural as it were.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes **** I have. It's not so bad, but trying to hork up hairs caught in the back of your throat is annoying. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 19, 2016 11:57 PM (hVdx9) listen damnit, y'all are making me waste a lot of expensive scotch. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 11:59 PM (vb33c) Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 19, 2016 11:59 PM (39g3+) 595
Back in college I took girlfriend duck hunting for her first time. Unfortunately it was slim pickings and she hadn't shot at anything all day and we were about to leave. Before I could stop her she said she wanted to shoot something and blew away a couple of blackbirds minding their own business in the some brush bushes. Never quite trusted her after that.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 20, 2016 12:00 AM (MNgU2) 596
Didn't Engval or Foxworty have a joke about their plane hitting a deer and the weird question from their wife.
Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 12:00 AM (r6bSH) 597
571 Any bets that he'll announce the handover of Guantanimo back to Cuba while he's there?
Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at February 19, 2016 11:49 PM (vBeA5)b you know he wants to but it is not clear he has the authority. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 19, 2016 11:55 PM (vb33c) All he'd have to do is remove our troops there and, whatever any treaty or Congress says, we ain't getting it back. I'm not worried about Republicans caving on the nomination, just because it would be so obviously disastrous for them and us. But that, yeah, that's one I'm worried about. I wouldn't put it past him, and I don't think anybody would be really surprised. I mean, it'd be "news," but you're reaction would be "the asshole actually did it" not "WTF?" Posted by: AD at February 20, 2016 12:00 AM (QWY55) 598
I've been told I look just like Matthew Perry. From "Friends," not the guy who opened Japan in the 1850s. Someone even asked me for an autograph once. Of course he was some drunk on a bus & not a beautiful starstruck girl...
Posted by: Josephistan at February 20, 2016 12:01 AM (7qAYi) 599
So, I'll throw out some random data points.
First time I was with a girl who shaved all the way was '83. It didn't become standard for years after that. First time I noticed that the younger guys in the gym were grooming was about 2000. I will say that keeping at least the labia clean is conducive to doing nice things. To steal a line from a moron, "I came here to pleasure, not to floss". Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2016 12:02 AM (1xUj/) 600
Speaking of guns, I just bought a working reproduction handgonne on eBay at a third of the price it would've cost me at The Rifle Shoppe. Something about a .50 cal gun barrel on a stick, no moving parts, has irresistible appeal. I'll be setting it off with some homemade slow match tied to a stick. Can't say much for handgonne accuracy by all accounts, but I understand the fireball is quite impressive.
Black powder rocks. Posted by: troyriser at February 20, 2016 12:02 AM (Au69S) 601
Any bets that he'll announce the handover of Guantanimo back to Cuba while he's there?
Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at February 19, 2016 11:49 PM (vBeA5)b Aw shit. I didn't think he would-we are supposed to have that base in perpetuity according to the treaty. - I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further. - Darth Obama Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 20, 2016 12:02 AM (Nwg0u) 602
I've had girls who were au natural. I don't mind.>>>
Always the most important part of any similar statement is I've had girls. All other statements that follow are like picking the right bedroom paint color. Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 12:03 AM (r6bSH) 603
We had a neighbor. He went on vacation to FL. He came back to NJ. We are at a neighborhood party. I asked him about his vacation. Noticed he didn't have a tan. He said it poured the whole time and lifted his shirt up to show his pallor. He was a very colorful guy
Anyway, I notice he has zero body hair so I tease him about that. He says he shaves it all off. Now I think that is hilarious. Then he announces to all present that he is shaved "down there" too. He has his wife shave his wedding tackle Well I think that is really hilarious. He asked if i would do that for my hubby. I tell him I'm pretty sure he wouldn't let me near his man parts with a sharp instrument. Then he tells me it makes his junk look bigger. I ask him if it was so small to begin with it needed amplification. Then he tells me I will find it attractive. I assure him I will not. He asks why not? I tell him "three words" Gay Male Dancer Posted by: ThunderB at February 20, 2016 12:03 AM (zOTsN) 604
I have. It's not so bad, but trying to hork up hairs caught in the back of your throat is annoying.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 19, 2016 11:57 PM (hVdx9) Er, I can imagine. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 12:03 AM (AkOaV) 605
596 Didn't Engval or Foxworty have a joke about their plane hitting a deer and the weird question from their wife.
Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 12:00 AM (r6bSH) Yeah that's one of Engvall's "here's your sign" bits. "Was the plane on the ground?" Posted by: buzzion at February 20, 2016 12:03 AM (zt+N6) 606
"Rk sounds like you have to break that gun in on a pig"
Supposed to be a night-hunting gun. I was going to ditch scope and shit for a night rig and then pigs disappeared. Gone. I just kept in safe to what I'd do with it. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 20, 2016 12:04 AM (9ym/8) 607
Don't make me bring up that time I got caught in that hairy thicket during that embarrassing incident at Big Beaver.
All us cunning linguists appreciate smooth lips. Posted by: Col. Angus at February 20, 2016 12:04 AM (dvuhZ) 608
That ER Visits link is interesting. There are some strange numbers in there.
A Global Warming 'Scientist' would look at those numbers and intone, "Skiing in July is far safer than skiing in February. It's obvious that far fewer injuries occur". Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at February 20, 2016 12:04 AM (n22zQ) 609
The Castros should hold him for ransom, and when all our debt everywhere is paid, our needs and wants met, we could start to think about making a payment.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 20, 2016 12:04 AM (hipNa) 610
Comrades, the future failure theater will be glorious, GLORIOUS!!!!
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at February 20, 2016 12:05 AM (AhyHb) 611
All he'd have to do is remove our troops there and, whatever any treaty or Congress says, we ain't getting it back.
I'm not worried about Republicans caving on the nomination, just because it would be so obviously disastrous for them and us. But that, yeah, that's one I'm worried about. I wouldn't put it past him, and I don't think anybody would be really surprised. I mean, it'd be "news," but you're reaction would be "the asshole actually did it" not "WTF?" Posted by: AD at February 20, 2016 12:00 AM (QWY55) maybe. my first thought when he started his move to normalize relations was that the fucker was going to try to give the base back. he may want to and if he were not getting his ears pinned back by his failures everywhere he would do it for sure but I am hopeful he will not be able to do it, does not have the political capital. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 20, 2016 12:05 AM (vb33c) Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 20, 2016 12:05 AM (uZNvH) 613
I love Ron White! Here's one of my favorite lines, and words I live by:
"I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow." Posted by: WTFO at February 20, 2016 12:05 AM (GxhCK) 614
I also have a .40 SW Sigma. I like my guns like my women, cheap and low maintenance.
Posted by: CozMark at February 20, 2016 12:06 AM (CbGSW) 615
On guns. I'll betcha I've got the nicest Mosin Nagant M-44 carbine that can be found.
Made in 1952, it was fired only with it's proof-load, then stored for decades, but not in cosmoline. It's a Polish made sample, marked T-44. The polish and bluing would rival the finest commercial sporter rifles from any era. Fit and finish is world-class by any measure. The wood is perfect, and so "as new" that there are even now, discernible wood-grain fibers projecting out from the stamped cartouches in the stock. And of course, the bore is mirror bright. I bought it about a decade ago, and have put but a single box of 20 rounds through it, and those were the first rounds it'd ever seen since leaving the factory. Frankly, it's better than a museum piece. It's an absolute time warp to the day it was made. Based on today's M-44 market, and the nicer examples I've seen, I'd value this one at nothing less than $500. And that's not particularly high for one this rare and this nice. Who'da thunk a Mosin for half a grand? But yeah, it's a thing, with this one. Oh, and two inch groups, too. About 1-3/4 in., actually. That was with Winchester White Box Metric ammo. The trigger feels like and breaks like a good '03-A3 Springfield match grade ought-six. About a three pound pull, no drag or creep. Just mild pressure and a clean break. This is the Eat Your Heart Out version of the Mosin M-44. Damn shame I don't have the fotobucket or whatever to post it's pics. And that's my commentary on this 'ere thread. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at February 20, 2016 12:06 AM (McRlu) 616
"A friend of mine once pulled his MiniVan up next to my Camaro... He sighed, and said 'you know, every time I drive that thing I can feel my testosterone draining out the tailpipe...'"
This is just shortsighted nonsense. We're in the age of automotive platform engineering. Have been for decades now. It's hard to name a minivan that isn't related in a technical sense to performance cars built off of the same platform, and a bunch of the go-fast bits bolt right on. This goes back to the progenitor of all minivans, the ones from 1980s Iacocca-era Chrysler. As dreadful as the Mopar lineup was back then, they did pay Carroll Shelby to come in as a consultant, and he made their stuff go as fast as it could be reasonably made to go. Posted by: torquewrench at February 20, 2016 12:06 AM (noWW6) 617
I have. It's not so bad, but trying to hork up hairs caught in the back of your throat is annoying.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale **** And you have to wait until "after" to do the horking. Apparently it's a bit of a "mood killer". Well excuse the hell out of me! Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2016 12:06 AM (hVdx9) 618
All Obama has to do is just trade off all the prisoners in Gitmo and presto, its effectively closed! Just like he promised he'd do first thing in office! In 2009! Well, some stuff got in the way.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 20, 2016 12:07 AM (39g3+) 619
"Was the plane on the ground?"
Posted by: buzzion>>> Thank you for reassuring me I still have a memory, I couldn't quickly find it. Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 12:07 AM (r6bSH) 620
https://youtu.be/LKa0sgImaLs but he tells great stories Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 19, 2016 11:59 PM (39g3+) I'm distracted by his fake smoking of the cigarette. Smoke or don't smoke. Don't be a faggot. That's why I always say. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 12:07 AM (AkOaV) 621
Hasta noches.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 20, 2016 12:08 AM (9ym/8) 622
isn't guantanomo the last thing he has to check off his list?
Posted by: concrete girl at February 20, 2016 12:09 AM (0KgAM) 623
We're in the age of automotive platform engineering. Have been for decades now. It's hard to name a minivan that isn't related in a technical sense to performance cars built off of the same platform, and a bunch of the go-fast bits bolt right on. Smoothest, best driving car I ever drove was a... Dodge Caravan from the 90s. It was like magic. And its probably got better cornering and the same top speed as a '60 corvette anyway. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 20, 2016 12:09 AM (39g3+) 624
way to go guys -- you've scared away all of the ladies with your creepy talk.
Now its a sausage fest talkin' about pubes and black powder guns. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 12:10 AM (AkOaV) 625
isn't guantanomo the last thing he has to check off his list?
*checks* Yeah, there's no war in Iraq or Afghanistan. Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2016 12:10 AM (1xUj/) 626
and shitty cars.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 12:10 AM (AkOaV) 627
619 "Was the plane on the ground?"
Posted by: buzzion>>> Thank you for reassuring me I still have a memory, I couldn't quickly find it. Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 12:07 AM (r6bSH) From the second blue collar. That specific joke is at 1:30. https://youtu.be/Cw-HN900nuw Posted by: buzzion at February 20, 2016 12:10 AM (zt+N6) 628
As dreadful as the Mopar lineup was back then, they did pay Carroll Shelby to come in as a consultant
------------- I wonder if there is still a Dodge GLHS in existence anywhere? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at February 20, 2016 12:11 AM (n22zQ) 629
Harry -- way to make concrete girl feel awesome.
Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2016 12:11 AM (qUNWi) 630
Skyrocketing energy prices.... check
destroy coal.... check Seas stopped rising.... eh.. close enough, check End war on terror.... sure, I announced that, check Remove troops from Iraq ... well people think I did, check. Close Guantanmo bay... hmmm Posted by: President Barack Hussein O'Bama at February 20, 2016 12:12 AM (39g3+) 631
629 Harry -- way to make concrete girl feel awesome.
Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2016 12:11 AM (qUNWi) fair enough. Sorry concrete girl. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 12:12 AM (AkOaV) 632
Amy Schumer is built on the same basic platform as Kate Upton. Which one would you rather drive?
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 20, 2016 12:12 AM (MNgU2) 633
We're in the age of automotive platform engineering. Have been for decades now.>>>
I have fond memories of the cars of my youth that I could afford. Used 60s and 70s cars. But I really am getting used to the newer ones I have now that start every morning, don't die at intersections... Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 12:13 AM (r6bSH) 634
Emily Blunt may be Mary Poppins in a sequel. I'm kind of turned on by the thought.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 20, 2016 12:13 AM (fC9RO) Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 20, 2016 12:13 AM (hipNa) 636
Which one would you rather drive?
Drive away with an inadvertently creepy joke? Apparently both. Posted by: President Barack Hussein O'Bama at February 20, 2016 12:13 AM (39g3+) 637
so what is the "concrete" in concrete girl for?
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 20, 2016 12:13 AM (vb33c) 638
Harry. I may not be a lady but I am a woman
Posted by: ThunderB at February 20, 2016 12:13 AM (zOTsN) 639
On guns. I'll betcha I've got the nicest Mosin Nagant M-44 carbine that can be found.
Made in 1952, it was fired only with it's proof-load, then stored for decades, but not in cosmoline. It's a Polish made sample, marked T-44. The polish and bluing would rival the finest commercial sporter rifles from any era. Fit and finish is world-class by any measure. The wood is perfect, and so "as new" that there are even now, discernible wood-grain fibers projecting out from the stamped cartouches in the stock. And of course, the bore is mirror bright. I bought it about a decade ago, and have put but a single box of 20 rounds through it, and those were the first rounds it'd ever seen since leaving the factory. Frankly, it's better than a museum piece. It's an absolute time warp to the day it was made. Based on today's M-44 market, and the nicer examples I've seen, I'd value this one at nothing less than $500. And that's not particularly high for one this rare and this nice. Who'da thunk a Mosin for half a grand? But yeah, it's a thing, with this one. Oh, and two inch groups, too. About 1-3/4 in., actually. That was with Winchester White Box Metric ammo. The trigger feels like and breaks like a good '03-A3 Springfield match grade ought-six. About a three pound pull, no drag or creep. Just mild pressure and a clean break. This is the Eat Your Heart Out version of the Mosin M-44. Damn shame I don't have the fotobucket or whatever to post it's pics. And that's my commentary on this 'ere thread. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim **** I have heard of a few like that, but they are rare. Congrats on the score. The supply is finally starting to dry up and prices are going up accordingly. That one may be worth much more than $500 before long. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2016 12:14 AM (hVdx9) 640
*evokes memory of Concrete Blonde * Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at February 20, 2016 12:15 AM (n22zQ) 641
I really am getting used to the newer ones I have now that start every morning, don't die at intersections...
Can turn corners, don't run out of gas after five miles, feel comfortable to sit in... I love those old body designs but frankly, muscle cars were kinda crappy. I'd love a retromod late 60's firebird but the original was just not a very great car. Posted by: President Barack Hussein O'Bama at February 20, 2016 12:15 AM (39g3+) 642
638 Harry. I may not be a lady but I am a woman
Posted by: ThunderB at February 20, 2016 12:13 AM (zOTsN) haha fair enough Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 12:15 AM (AkOaV) 643
you fellows have a lot of growing up to do. i'll tell you that. ridiculous, completely ridiculous. can you believe these characters? way out of line. you know what hurts the most? the lack of respect. that and the other thing. that hurts the most. but the lack of respect, that hurts the second most...
ridiculous. Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 20, 2016 12:15 AM (WTSFk) 644
so has anyone seen MissTammy lately? I saw Peaches for a few mins earlier this week.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 20, 2016 12:15 AM (vb33c) 645
Mmm. Noches.
Posted by: homer simpson at February 20, 2016 12:15 AM (WOyz5) 646
Jim - nice (the Polish M44). I've seen photos of them, and some Romanian ones, and also the M91/59s - and the wood and bluing are beautiful. Only Mosin I'm still in the market for would be one of those like-new eastern European 91/59s (or an M44 like yours). I've got a run of the mill M38 (1942) in an M44 stock. Re-shellaced the stock as it was getting pretty bad, came out fairly nice. Have a bunch of Mosins and I'm slowly experimenting to get the same red-brown hue typical of the re-arsenaled Soviet Mosins. My M38 surely wouldn't shoot small groups. It's counter-bored, so the crown should be fine; bore is dark though grooves/lands look sound and strong. It's seen a lot of ammo in it's lifetime, and it only sees crap Soviet bloc milsurp from me. But I'm all about practical accuracy in these service rifles. They hold a human-sized profile at 100-150 yds, they're working as designed. Haven't been shopping/watching for a while, but I'd say your estimate of value on your M44 is reasonable/conservative. There's been a fairly long pause in Mosin (and milsurp ammo) imports for a while now. I don't care, but it may lead to more price appreciation on these if it looks like it is permanent or very long-legged. Average condition/breeding Mosins have doubled in price in the last few years (leaving them still quite inexpensive). Posted by: rhomboid at February 20, 2016 12:15 AM (QDnY+) 647
581
With this dumbass, anything is possible. I imagine he's had to be told multiple times that Gitmo has other purposes besides holding terrorists, and explained in great detail why giving it back would not be good. Posted by: buzzion at February 19, 2016 11:57 PM (zt+N6) But he's a better advisor than any of his advisors, you know. Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2016 12:16 AM (sdi6R) 648
I wonder if there is still a Dodge GLHS in existence anywhere?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc **** Yup. Cult following. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2016 12:17 AM (hVdx9) 649
I'm still waiting for you people to ship me your crappy M-1's
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at February 20, 2016 12:17 AM (n22zQ) Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 20, 2016 12:17 AM (39g3+) 651
at times it could be i'm hard-headed but the nic was created because i like to work with concrete
Posted by: concrete girl at February 20, 2016 12:18 AM (0KgAM) 652
musical Jolly chimp -- we shall endeavor to improve.
Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2016 12:18 AM (qUNWi) 653
I love those old body designs but frankly, muscle cars were kinda
crappy. I'd love a retromod late 60's firebird but the original was just not a very great car.>>> Creepy responding to Barry. But yes some of the modded old cars with Air, power brakes, better suspension parts excetera would be the cats meow. Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 12:18 AM (r6bSH) 654
Yup. Cult following.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale ------------- Well, that figures. I mean there are pockets of irrationality everywhere. I suspect that there Rambler American collectors. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at February 20, 2016 12:19 AM (n22zQ) 655
651 at times it could be i'm hard-headed but the nic was created because i like to work with concrete
Posted by: concrete girl at February 20, 2016 12:18 AM (0KgAM) ...sure, who doesn't? (OUCH! my hands burn!) Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 12:19 AM (AkOaV) 656
Does anybody know how it is that candidates and advertisers can tweet shit and have your email, with some of the letters starred out? Mine show the candidate or the ad, tells me to sign up, and below it is T...........@gmail.com. Bugs the fuck out of me.
Posted by: WTFO at February 20, 2016 12:19 AM (GxhCK) 657
I wonder if there is still a Dodge GLHS in existence anywhere?
Yes, and you can own it appointed in the very richest Corinthian leather. Posted by: Ricardo Montalban at February 20, 2016 12:20 AM (sl+zA) 658
My dad bought a car for $300 that had been silver but by the he got it it was sort of green. The paint was all cracked. Had it about 2 years and put a lot of miles on it.
One night it rained and the rain froze. When it warmed up all the paint fell off. Then one day some guy shows up, knocks on our door and offered to buy it for $300. SOLD Posted by: CozMark at February 20, 2016 12:20 AM (CbGSW) Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 12:21 AM (r6bSH) 660
I detect a great story about concrete vibrators coming!
Posted by: derit at February 20, 2016 12:21 AM (OC+TJ) Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 12:21 AM (rlfds) 662
Well, that figures. I mean there are pockets of irrationality everywhere. I suspect that there Rambler American collectors.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc **** There probably are. AS I do not drive anything that can outrun them tho, I shall refrain from pissing those that love them off. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2016 12:22 AM (hVdx9) 663
Mike Hammer, I read a little bit at Maet's link yesterday about the M-1 thing. Hmmm. Fairly baffling to me, the whole "debate". The comments, where the author participated quite a bit, were mostly just silly. Comparing service rifles from different eras, that is slamming one vs. another, is pretty pointless, even if we're talking geek/expert levels of understanding. Have two M-1s, want at least one more. Have no ARs, want at least one. They're all great. And different, another way of saying they're great. Would rather nosh at a buffet then choose from a one-item menu. Posted by: rhomboid at February 20, 2016 12:22 AM (QDnY+) 664
All the 'ettes are ladies.>>>
And will be dueled for their honor if anyone says otherwise. On principle, yes. But now you're going to encourage the fencing / rapier / backsword snobs. Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2016 12:22 AM (1xUj/) 665
Creepy responding to Barry.
Yeah I suck with the sock puppet thing. I should probably stop but I don't have that kind of wisdom. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 20, 2016 12:23 AM (39g3+) 666
Tank beats a sword any day.
Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 12:23 AM (rlfds) Posted by: Andrew Mendoza and His Bucket at February 20, 2016 12:23 AM (sl+zA) 668
652: that was from norm macdonald's "dirty work", my entrant in the category of better than expected movie. late, to the point of irrelevant, as usual...
ridiculous. Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 20, 2016 12:24 AM (WTSFk) 669
For your enjoyment, Concrete Blonde, 'You're the Only One Who Can Make Me Cry'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc_Yv2jXajg Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at February 20, 2016 12:24 AM (J3phO) 670
Yeah, I'm such a fucking lady.
*snort* Posted by: SMFH>>> Well you have a tank so you get to have any title you want. Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 12:24 AM (r6bSH) 671
My Dad was selling the Chrysler minivans when they first came out and they couldn't produce them fast enough. Mine is a Town and Country from 2001 or something and is the smoothest thing I've ever driven and has good power.
The ancient vette you'd have to jump to get started in the driveway will smoke it on the straight and in the curves. That thing will scare the shit outta you and make you giddy at the same time. Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 20, 2016 12:24 AM (GzDYP) 672
Try harder, do better than you are currently doing
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 20, 2016 12:24 AM (hipNa) 673
>> Still, it's an upgrade from a fucking horse
Stop talking about my future queen. Lese Majeste and off with your head. Posted by: Prince Charles at February 20, 2016 12:25 AM (dvuhZ) Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2016 12:26 AM (1xUj/) 675
All 'ettes are perfect ladies, 29 years of age or less, and gorgeous.
Look it up, it's right there in the style guide. Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 20, 2016 12:26 AM (YJmuy) 676
Tank beats a sword any day.
Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 12:23 AM (rlfds) And a javelin beats a tank. Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 20, 2016 12:27 AM (fC9RO) 677
You know Mom's going to outlive you out of pure spite, right?
Let's hope so. King Charles and England goes down the tubes for good. Nice run, a thousand years or so. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 20, 2016 12:27 AM (39g3+) 678
so... is it weird that my girlfriends little sister is texting me constantly and like obsessed with me? I'm getting totally weirded out here and don't know how to approach this. Plus my keg is still foamy.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 12:27 AM (AkOaV) 679
That American Kestrel is a hard driver.
Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2016 12:28 AM (qUNWi) 680
So, you think you can whistle. Ño body can whistle like the guy from Focus. Hocus Pocus by Focus offers all the sounds anybody could want.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 20, 2016 12:28 AM (/rmQf) 681
so... is it weird that my girlfriends little sister is texting me constantly and like obsessed with me? I'm getting totally weirded out here and don't know how to approach this. Plus my keg is still foamy.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes **** Dear Penthouse... Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2016 12:28 AM (hVdx9) 682
675 All 'ettes are perfect ladies, 29 years of age or less, and gorgeous.
Look it up, it's right there in the style guide. Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 20, 2016 12:26 AM (YJmuy) 29? old biddys, eh? Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 12:29 AM (AkOaV) 683
666
Tank beats a sword any day. Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 12:23 AM (rlfds) "As the challenged party, I select the M1A1 Abrams at one mile." Heh. Side questions -- can one be completely operated by one person? Do you have to change seats? Posted by: cthulhu at February 20, 2016 12:29 AM (EzgxV) 684
FGM-148 Javelin...yeah, it would fuck a tank up.
Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 12:29 AM (rlfds) 685
so... is it weird that my girlfriends little sister is texting me constantly and like obsessed with me? I'm getting totally weirded out here and don't know how to approach this. Plus my keg is still foamy.
Sounds awful. How foamy? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2016 12:29 AM (sl+zA) 686
Dear Penthouse...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2016 12:28 AM (hVdx9) Heh. Yeah, I don't know how to handle this to be honest. Been going on for years. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 12:30 AM (AkOaV) 687
If challenged to a duel, I'll specify S&W Model 28 revolvers, with the mark at 100 yards.
Given that I average four hits out of six standing bowling pins at that distance, I sort of like my odds. And yeah, I practice precision shooting like you rapier and sabre guys practice with the swordplay. It's amazing what precision practice does for one's scores and times in subsequent IDPA shoots. You don't have to worry about running the gun quite so fast, when you just don't miss, in the first place. Nah, I don't beat the really good guys with the autostuffers. But I do have fun jangling their nerves in the game. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at February 20, 2016 12:30 AM (McRlu) Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 12:30 AM (rlfds) 689
Sounds awful. How foamy?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2016 12:29 AM (sl+zA) Like 1/4 of a glass. I tried higher psi. Down to 8 psi on my co2 now. It's cooled. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 12:30 AM (AkOaV) 690
You're not changing seats if you're driving.
Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 12:30 AM (rlfds) Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 20, 2016 12:31 AM (WTSFk) Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 12:31 AM (r6bSH) 693
is it weird that my girlfriends little sister is texting me constantly and like obsessed with me?
There's an obvious callback here I'm not going to do. I have no advice, my dating has been rare and disastrous Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 20, 2016 12:31 AM (39g3+) 694
681: Sisters is a problem. But according to Carly Simon, back the '60s on a voyage from England to NY, Sean Connery propositioned Carly and her old sis for a 3-way. She turned him down, but sis snuck back and banged him herself solo, and Carly broke up their act because of it.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 20, 2016 12:31 AM (dvuhZ) 695
harry...did you try turning your glass sideways?!
Posted by: concrete girl at February 20, 2016 12:32 AM (0KgAM) 696
so... is it weird that my girlfriends little sister is texting me constantly and like obsessed with me?
1) Go with your worst instincts. It will yield good stories later. b) http://alligator-sunglasses.com/post/432012172/best-divorce-letter Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2016 12:32 AM (1xUj/) 697
That was my response to "you guys have a lot of growing up to do"
It's a red vs blue quote, supposed to be encouraging but ... Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 20, 2016 12:33 AM (hipNa) 698
682 675 All 'ettes are perfect ladies, 29 years of age or less, and gorgeous.
Look it up, it's right there in the style guide. Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 20, 2016 12:26 AM (YJmuy) 29? old biddys, eh? Posted by: Harry Says the guy who is closer to 29 than 20 , right Harry? 29th birthday can be elevated often and can be pulled off well if there aren't blabber mouths present Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 20, 2016 12:33 AM (voOPb) 699
so... is it weird that my girlfriends little sister is texting me constantly and like obsessed with me?
Close that deal before it's too late. Don't let those baby teeth go to waste chewing baby carrots, player! Posted by: derit at February 20, 2016 12:33 AM (OC+TJ) 700
Where was it that some guy drove a tank thru neighborhoods wrecking cars and everything and the cops followed, not having a clue what to do? I think they just waited for him to run out of fuel. Best live car chase ever.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 20, 2016 12:33 AM (GzDYP) 701
Heh.
Yeah, I don't know how to handle this to be honest. Been going on for years. Posted by: Harry Paratestes **** Well, if it's good clean stuff, no biggie. If not...be real, real careful. I doubt you need such a warning over what a potential nuke you have if it's the latter. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2016 12:33 AM (hVdx9) Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 12:33 AM (rlfds) 703
I tried higher psi. Down to 8 psi on my co2 now. It's cooled.>>>
When trouble shooting try the extremes and see how it changes. Shut the CO2 off. That makes it worse turn it up. That doesn't work O-rings etc etc. Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 12:34 AM (r6bSH) 704
Where was it that some guy drove a tank thru neighborhoods wrecking cars and everything and the cops followed, not having a clue what to do? I think they just waited for him to run out of fuel. Best live car chase ever.
Posted by: OldDominionMom **** He got the tank hung up on a freeway divider. ALLEGEDLY they got the hatch open with bolt cutters and then shot the guy. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2016 12:35 AM (hVdx9) 705
1) Go with your worst instincts. It will yield good stories later.
b) http://alligator-sunglasses.com/post/432012172/best-divorce-letter Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2016 12:32 AM (1xUj/) Heh, wow. If I hadn't been dating my girlfriend for 5 years and it was a short term thing, you'd better bet I'd be skeezy about it. But, er... Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 12:35 AM (AkOaV) 706
700 Where was it that some guy drove a tank thru neighborhoods wrecking cars and everything and the cops followed, not having a clue what to do? I think they just waited for him to run out of fuel. Best live car chase ever.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 20, 2016 12:33 AM (GzDYP) --- San Diego. Guy got tank stuck on median, and forgot to seal hatch. Cops fired into turret til he was DRT. But yeah, that was epic. Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 12:36 AM (rlfds) 707
Too much foam would mean too much air?
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 20, 2016 12:36 AM (GzDYP) 708
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so... is it weird that my girlfriends little sister is texting me constantly and like obsessed with me? I'm getting totally weirded out here and don't know how to approach this. Plus my keg is still foamy. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 12:27 AM (AkOaV) Keg still foamy -- take pressure in keg down to room air pressure; measure pressure tomorrow (should have some as CO2 comes out of solution). They may have overcarbonated it at the brewery. If you have excess beer line, try swapping out the one you're using with a longer one. Posted by: cthulhu at February 20, 2016 12:36 AM (EzgxV) 709
no fucking ways you're unsealing a hatch with bolt cutters.
Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 12:37 AM (rlfds) 710
Well, if it's good clean stuff, no biggie. If not...be real, real careful. I doubt you need such a warning over what a potential nuke you have if it's the latter.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2016 12:33 AM (hVdx9) I don't know how to read it. It really is awkward, but I should have known better than asking a bunch of morons. It's gotten so bad that when her sister comes over (like tomorrow) I invite my sister too to kind of.. keep her sister distracted Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 12:37 AM (AkOaV) 711
IIRC, Carly said he suggested a "Simon sisters sandwich". Just imagine that in Connery's voice. He was too vain for her.
Another story, and I think it was Carly, but I'm not sure. She went to her shrink and told about sleeping with Warren Beatty the previous night. He told her, well, you're not the first patient I had today who slept with Warren last night. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 20, 2016 12:37 AM (dvuhZ) 712
no fucking ways you're unsealing a hatch with bolt cutters.
Posted by: SMFH **** Agreed. Thank you. I heard them say that and thought the same thing. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2016 12:38 AM (hVdx9) 713
A corollary of dueling is a quote from Robert Heinlein: "An armed society is a polite society." Notice how crime goes down where there are more people carrying. Every time. I've said for many years that people wouldn't so casually spew lies and venom if they had to back up their hate and vile words with their bodies.
As the article says, violence isn't THE answer but it is AN answer. And long overdue. If this makes me sound mortally sick at the lack of consequences for gratuitous, and cowardly, attacks on so many levels, you are correct. Posted by: JTB at February 20, 2016 12:38 AM (FvdPb) 714
Says the guy who is closer to 29 than 20 , right Harry? 29th birthday can be elevated often and can be pulled off well if there aren't blabber mouths present Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 20, 2016 12:33 AM (voOPb) well, if we're being honest... I just turned 28 and feel old as fuck. OLD AS FUCK. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 12:38 AM (AkOaV) 715
Where did he get the tank?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 20, 2016 12:39 AM (hipNa) 716
Harry, speaking as an old bartender, there are just some beers that you are going to have foaming issues with. Every bar I have ever worked in had issues with Coors Light foaming like crazy. We would even have the Coors techs come in to look at the issue and they couldn't solve it. We would wind up throwing away about a quarter keg of Coors Light due to foaming.
Posted by: Old Blue at February 20, 2016 12:39 AM (9iR5/) 717
It's gotten so bad that when her sister comes over (like tomorrow) I invite my sister too to kind of.. keep her sister distracted
Posted by: Harry Paratestes **** So she's hitting on you? Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2016 12:39 AM (hVdx9) 718
Posted by: Old Blue at February 20, 2016 12:39 AM (9iR5/)
Shit. That's my fear. I'll try lower psi and turning the temp down and getting it closer to room temp (which is cold as fuck anyways) Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 12:40 AM (AkOaV) 719
no fucking ways you're unsealing a hatch with bolt cutters.>>>
Maybe they meant those Man From Uncle laser bolt cutter thingies. Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 12:40 AM (r6bSH) 720
So she's hitting on you?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2016 12:39 AM (hVdx9) Well, I don't know. I'm not great at reading these things. but, I'll put it this way -- if I was single I'd be telling all my buddies I "had it in the bag" Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 12:40 AM (AkOaV) 721
well, if we're being honest... I just turned 28 and feel old as fuck. OLD AS FUCK.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes **** Damned young punk. I have underwear older than you. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2016 12:40 AM (hVdx9) Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 12:41 AM (rlfds) 723
Omg. That's right. We all saw them just effing outright kill that guy. Was he aiming bullets at them or did they just worry that he might be? Did we ever get that part of the story? I feel awful that I didn't follow up. Tank drivers' lives matter!
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 20, 2016 12:41 AM (GzDYP) 724
according to Carly Simon, back the '60s on a voyage from England to NY, Sean Connery propositioned Carly and her old sis
He's so vain. I bet he thought that song was about him. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 20, 2016 12:42 AM (39g3+) 725
What's DRT? "Dead right there"?
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 20, 2016 12:42 AM (ntObR) 726
I have underwear older than you.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2016 12:40 AM (hVdx9) gross Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 12:42 AM (AkOaV) 727
"well, if we're being honest... I just turned 28 and feel old as fuck. OLD AS FUCK."
-Posted by: Harry Paratestes Just wait until... Fuck it. YOU! Take a lap! NOW! -----> Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 20, 2016 12:42 AM (OQ9R7) 728
I'll try lower psi and turning the temp down and getting it closer to room temp (which is cold as fuck anyways)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes>>> Fuck I remember being young poor and living in a place where we could only afford to keep it 40degF. Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 12:43 AM (r6bSH) 729
Single means unmarried to us old coots; you're unattached
Posted by: derit at February 20, 2016 12:43 AM (OC+TJ) 730
Very good, qdp : )
Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 12:43 AM (rlfds) 731
At the risk of sounding like a hard driver,
Sadly, at times violence is the answer. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 20, 2016 12:44 AM (hipNa) 732
28 and feeling old? Haha, haha, haha, haha, etc,etc. etc.
When I was a little kid, a year seemed to take forever. Then I was in college. After that, for what seemed like less than the length of college, I was 30. Then I turned around once and I was 40. The old timers tell that by the time I turn around again, I'll be 80. If I make that far through the turn. Dear old day, when I was a kid, used to say that a man had to be 40 before he had good sense. When I turned 40, I asked him, well do I have good sense, now? He said, nope, sorry he's raised it to 65. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 20, 2016 12:44 AM (dvuhZ) 733
Harry, maybe the little sister is shit-testing you for big sis, like the last hoop you have to jump through.
Stomp her down, don't even be too nice. Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 20, 2016 12:45 AM (kKHcp) 734
Well, I don't know. I'm not great at reading these things.
but, I'll put it this way -- if I was single I'd be telling all my buddies I "had it in the bag" Posted by: Harry Paratestes **** Heh. That just means you're male. Continue NOT being alone with her. Keep all communication with her very clean, clear, and concise. You may want to put a bug in her sister's ear about how much she texts you etc., but be subtle. Plant the seed, but don't try to push any conclusions on her. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2016 12:45 AM (hVdx9) Posted by: qdpsteve at February 20, 2016 12:45 AM (ntObR) 736
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Requires a crew of four. Driver, loader, gunner, TC. Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 12:30 AM (rlfds) I know it normally does, but could someone (obviously not in real war conditions) drive it somewhere, park it, send a radio message, load it, and fire it, without getting out of the tank? If so, what is the minimum number of seat changes necessary (I'm guessing that the driver might be able to use the radio and the loader might be able to fire). Posted by: cthulhu at February 20, 2016 12:45 AM (EzgxV) 737
If I hadn't been dating my girlfriend for 5 years and it was a short term thing, you'd better bet I'd be skeezy about it.
But, er... Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 12:35 AM (AkOaV) My advice do not respond when she texts (unless about family business and even then hand the texts over to your girlfriend as if you haven't a clue about the subtext) and do not ever be alone with this chick. Some sisters get a weird competitive dynamic going... daddy issues would be my guess at the root cause... and you seriously don't want to get caught in the middle of that. Posted by: redbanzai at February 20, 2016 12:45 AM (NPofj) 738
I just turned 28 and feel old as fuck. OLD AS FUCK.>>>
A wife, kids and a mortgage will do that to ya. Oh wait that was me. Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 12:45 AM (r6bSH) 739
He got the tank hung up on a freeway divider. ALLEGEDLY they got the hatch open with bolt cutters and then shot the guy.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2016 12:35 AM (hVdx9) it was an m109 out in la or sd. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 20, 2016 12:47 AM (vb33c) 740
I have underwear older than you.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2016 12:40 AM (hVdx9) gross Posted by: Harry Paratestes **** Hey, it gets washed once a month whether or not it needs it. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2016 12:47 AM (hVdx9) 741
Fuck I remember being young poor and living in a place where we could only afford to keep it 40degF.
Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 12:43 AM (r6bSH) I keep it at 52! Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 12:49 AM (AkOaV) 742
Hey, it gets washed once a month whether or not it needs it.
I think one of Tilikum's old pairs of briefs tried to sell me Amway last week... Posted by: qdpsteve at February 20, 2016 12:49 AM (ntObR) 743
No, the driver would have to exit the tank to gain entry to the turret.
Now there is a way for the driver to enter the turret from the driver's seat, but the turret has to be positioned just so he can squeeze through a partition that is lined up...of course the risk if getting sliced in two if the turret moves... Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 12:50 AM (rlfds) 744
Single means unmarried to us old coots; you're unattached
Posted by: derit at Does single still mean married, but on another continent per try and JTR rules? Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2016 12:50 AM (cXiMR) 745
...and re gf's sister -- yeah, I usually just act cool. Or loop gf in to texts. It seems like a competitive thing. I don't know. Her old man even said something to me one time. Awkward.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 12:50 AM (AkOaV) 746
A wife, kids and a mortgage will do that to ya. Oh wait that was me.
Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 12:45 AM (r6bSH) Girlfriend, cat, and rent is still stressful. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 12:50 AM (AkOaV) 747
I just turned 28 and feel old as fuck. OLD AS FUCK.>>>
---------------- Hell, my truck is 21 years old. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2016 12:51 AM (oFSUK) 748
and re gf's sister -- yeah, I usually just act cool. Or loop gf in to texts. It seems like a competitive thing. I don't know. Her old man even said something to me one time. Awkward.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 12:50 AM (AkOaV) oh grow a pelt. no one wants to hear nice guy stories. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 20, 2016 12:51 AM (vb33c) Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 12:51 AM (rlfds) Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2016 12:51 AM (qUNWi) 751
I think one of Tilikum's old pairs of briefs tried to sell me Amway last week...
Posted by: qdpsteve **** Amway? Damn. Thought I raised it better than that. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2016 12:51 AM (hVdx9) 752
Did I mention to the Horde, we finally had someone come out to the house today? Our bees were getting busy building a hive near our attic. He thinks he got 'em.
Scary things. A few were getting into our back bathroom; I tried spraying 'em with raid. Those bees just got back in my face and went "whaddaya think you're doing?!? Trying to get rid of us?? We oughta sting your sorry ass silly..." Posted by: qdpsteve at February 20, 2016 12:51 AM (ntObR) 753
I had too look up old files today so I can get rectified through ASNT in PT. I have old tests from 1991. Now I feel old.
Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 12:51 AM (r6bSH) 754
Some sisters get a weird competitive dynamic going... daddy issues would be my guess at the root cause... and you seriously don't want to get caught in the middle of that.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 20, 2016 12:45 AM (NPofj) that's kind of my read. their dad loves me like a son. gf's sisters boyfriends have all been total losers. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 12:51 AM (AkOaV) Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 12:52 AM (rlfds) 756
If the GOP gives Obama a Supreme Court appointment, because OMG We CANNOT be seen as RACIST, then they are done forever. I'll vote straight Democrat in November because, hey, at least I get a kiss.
Amazing, isn't it, how the Democrats are never, ever disappointed. The Democrats always, always get their agenda pushed forward, and the Republicans always, always have to settle for "next time for sure! Swearsies!" Too much to drink tonight, and yet, and yet...not enough. Not enough by far. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 20, 2016 12:52 AM (B8JRQ) 757
If there is a heaven I want to be 34 there forever.
Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2016 12:52 AM (qUNWi) 758
You've got your sister running defense? I'd hand the girlfriend the phone and shrug. Let her figure it out and handle it.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 20, 2016 12:53 AM (GzDYP) 759
755 I have no desire to return to my 20s.
40s has been much more fun. Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 12:52 AM (rlfds) 20's is awesome. i wish I could have stayed 22 forever. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 12:53 AM (AkOaV) 760
As a kid in the '70s, a neighbor had an old '55 Chevy pickup. I thought that that thing was so *old*, how could anyone drive such an ancient vehicle. Terrible.
A couple of years ago, I realized my '92 F-150, which is still good and going fine is older now as that old '55 was then. And I still think of it of fairly new. My '04 F-150, 12 years old, is the new truck. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 20, 2016 12:53 AM (dvuhZ) 761
We would wind up throwing away about a quarter keg of Coors Light due to foaming.
Posted by: Old Blue Hmmm, feature or bug Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2016 12:54 AM (cXiMR) 762
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A corollary of dueling is a quote from Robert Heinlein: "An armed society is a polite society." Notice how crime goes down where there are more people carrying. Every time. I've said for many years that people wouldn't so casually spew lies and venom if they had to back up their hate and vile words with their bodies. As the article says, violence isn't THE answer but it is AN answer. And long overdue. If this makes me sound mortally sick at the lack of consequences for gratuitous, and cowardly, attacks on so many levels, you are correct. Posted by: JTB at February 20, 2016 12:38 AM (FvdPb) I was recently at a gun show with a question for a vendor and the guy in front of me said, "thank you," after his purchase -- which got the vendor saying "I don't know what it is, but I've sold a lot of stuff in a lot of venues -- and gun shows have the nicest people by far -- they always say 'please' and 'thank you' and smile and are just pleasant to be around." So I spilled the Heinlein quote, with attribution. Funny that you'd mention it so soon thereafter. Posted by: cthulhu at February 20, 2016 12:54 AM (EzgxV) 763
758 You've got your sister running defense? I'd hand the girlfriend the phone and shrug. Let her figure it out and handle it.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 20, 2016 12:53 AM (GzDYP) yeah, I don't dare bring it up with the gf. My sister is cool though. I'm lucky in that sense. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 12:54 AM (AkOaV) 764
I'd want to be young forever if it didn't come with the stupid.
Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 12:54 AM (r6bSH) 765
Tilikum, LOL.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 20, 2016 12:54 AM (ntObR) Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 12:54 AM (rlfds) 767
A couple of years ago, I realized my '92 F-150, which is still good and going fine is older now as that old '55 was then. And I still think of it of fairly new. My '04 F-150, 12 years old, is the new truck.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 20, 2016 12:53 AM (dvuhZ) I was 4 in '92. Just saying. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 12:55 AM (AkOaV) 768
766 *eyes Harry*
Isn't it past your bedtime? Shoo. Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 12:54 AM (rlfds) ::yawn:: soon, yes. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 12:55 AM (AkOaV) 769
Harry... I would nip that shit in the bud. Seeing as it has gone on for years, too late. You can no longer be subtle.
She would see this note over and over again with NO deviation: Stop texting me. I'm not your boyfriend. -"What does that mean?" Stop texting me. I'm not your boyfriend. -"What did I do?" Rinse, repeat. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 20, 2016 12:55 AM (OQ9R7) 770
Star Wars: The Force Awakens syncs up to Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zmd6ncn Posted by: The Darkside of the Hat at February 20, 2016 12:56 AM (vBeA5) 771
and re gf's sister -- yeah, I usually just act cool. Or loop gf in to texts. It seems like a competitive thing. I don't know. Her old man even said something to me one time. Awkward.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes **** And big says has not said anything to her? Hmmm. Phase two would be to gradually respond less and less to her texts etc. Maybe invest in a nanny cam so if you do end up alone with her you have proof of everything that did or did not happen. Not kidding. You have me a bit creeped out by her behavior. That is not normal and yes, there may be a competitive thing going on. Potential live grenade. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2016 12:56 AM (hVdx9) 772
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 20, 2016 12:55 AM (OQ9R7)
Well, her senile grandmother already accused her of trying to steal her sisters boyfriend (me). And yes, I've kind of... tried to say things. but it's always something -- the car broke down (needed to be jumped). The heat doesnt work (need to refill the oil tank, dummy). Job interview --- what do I say?? You know. Those kind of things. Just daily. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 12:57 AM (AkOaV) 773
I don't want to be a dick, though, but it's kind of... awkward.
Like I said, she's coming over tomorrow. I think I may have a talk with her. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 12:57 AM (AkOaV) 774
Damn. I was 40 in 92. When I look back, I liked my mid 30's best of all.
Posted by: Old Blue at February 20, 2016 12:58 AM (9iR5/) 775
Not kidding. You have me a bit creeped out by her behavior. That is not normal and yes, there may be a competitive thing going on. Potential live grenade.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2016 12:56 AM (hVdx9) I think I'll just have a talk with her. About how people could take it the wrong way that she texts me so often. I don't know. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 12:58 AM (AkOaV) 776
"I'm not your boyfriend. Stop texting me."
...see how that works? It is a definitive answer. It stops any obligation you might "feel". You owe her NO answers. ...you're not her boyfriend. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 20, 2016 12:59 AM (OQ9R7) 777
Like I said, she's coming over tomorrow. I think I may have a talk with her.>>>
Is this a young kid euphemism? Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 12:59 AM (r6bSH) 778
I don't want to be a dick, though, but it's kind of... awkward.
Like I said, she's coming over tomorrow. I think I may have a talk with her. Posted by: Harry Paratestes **** Don't be alone with her. Has she had bad luck with men? Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2016 12:59 AM (hVdx9) 779
It is a definitive answer. It stops any obligation you might "feel". You owe her NO answers.
...you're not her boyfriend. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 20, 2016 12:59 AM (OQ9R7) Well, I mean -- I don't want to be a dick. My other thought was to have my sister talk to her. But my sister is really blunt, so that may not be the best move. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 01:00 AM (AkOaV) 780
Harry, like me, you'll turn around and be 40. And wonder where that 12 years went. It will go by fast. Then it really gets fast.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 20, 2016 01:00 AM (dvuhZ) 781
You may add the word "please" for the first two texts. After that, stick to your guns.
You. Owe. Her. Nothing. This is NOT your hook to die on. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 20, 2016 01:00 AM (OQ9R7) 782
Don't be alone with her.
Has she had bad luck with men? Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2016 12:59 AM (hVdx9) Luck? Eh. She dates losers, if thats what you mean. I wouldn't say luck --... Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 01:00 AM (AkOaV) 783
Um, you might consider a talk with actual girlfriend first. People are suspicious of hidden things. Just sayin'.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 20, 2016 01:01 AM (GzDYP) 784
Like "oh, you're totally like Cam! He's such a nice guy. He just has to go to the methadone clinic every day and hasn't had a job since he got kicked out of college."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 01:01 AM (AkOaV) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 20, 2016 01:01 AM (OQ9R7) 786
783 Um, you might consider a talk with actual girlfriend first. People are suspicious of hidden things. Just sayin'.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 20, 2016 01:01 AM (GzDYP) I don't know what she'd say though. I could see a "YOURE TOTALLY CONCEITED AND RIDICULOUS" or a "WE'RE NEVER TALKING TO MY WHORE OF A SISTER AGAIN" kind of reaction. Either/or. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 01:02 AM (AkOaV) 787
Just saw at FB that Elton John is refusing to back down, going to do concerts soon in Israel.
Good for him. Have a lot of respect for him. First his friendship with Rush, now this. :-) Posted by: qdpsteve at February 20, 2016 01:02 AM (ntObR) 788
"Harry, speaking as an old bartender, there are just some beers that you
are going to have foaming issues with. Every bar I have ever worked in had issues with Coors Light foaming like crazy." CL is beer? I learn something new every day. ::: diligently taking notes ::: Posted by: torquewrench at February 20, 2016 01:02 AM (noWW6) 789
you're = you'll
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 01:02 AM (AkOaV) 790
Of course I think we should keep the Obamacare mandate. Oh, did I just say that? Well fuck me. I hate the Obamacare mandate with the heat of a thousand suns. Anyone who knows me would tell you that.
Posted by: Teh Donald at February 20, 2016 01:02 AM (u5gzz) 791
I'm not a passive-aggressive guy. I say what I mean and I mean what I say. It keeps me out of trouble. Be definitive. People understand definitive.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 20, 2016 01:03 AM (OQ9R7) 792
Well, I mean -- I don't want to be a dick.>>>
Be a dick or have the thing with the GF blow up. It's a choice and some choices suck. She needs to be told the boundaries and if you can't or don't want to shit is going to go sideways soon. Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 01:03 AM (r6bSH) 793
780 Harry, like me, you'll turn around and be 40. And wonder where that 12 years went. It will go by fast. Then it really gets fast.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 20, 2016 01:00 AM (dvuhZ) Er, well then -- as the poet once said, "I hope I die before I get old." Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 01:03 AM (AkOaV) 794
Harry,
What does your GF think about her sisters behavior? Does she know? Posted by: CaliGirl at February 20, 2016 01:03 AM (egOGm) 795
Be a dick. She isn't your problem.
"Please stop texting me. I'm not your boyfriend." Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 20, 2016 01:01 AM (OQ9R7) I'm with Slap on this one. Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 20, 2016 01:04 AM (kKHcp) 796
anyways. thanks for the advice.
but as SMFH says -- it is way past my bedtime. I promised the gf I'd be in "in 10 minutes" about 2 hours ago. night all! Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 01:04 AM (AkOaV) 797
Once I turned 30 every ache and pain became noticeable. That said, I don't mind. My twenties weren't that great, and although my thirties haven't been great either, at least I'm in a better position in life.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 20, 2016 01:04 AM (fC9RO) 798
Luck?
Eh. She dates losers, if thats what you mean. I wouldn't say luck --... Posted by: Harry Paratestes **** I suspected as much. If being a dick to her would damage your relationship with her sister or parents, there is your answer on how to handle it. If not, be firm, even dickish if needed. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2016 01:05 AM (hVdx9) 799
Torque, Coors Light really is kind of redundant, no? Sort of like carbonated Disani.
Posted by: Old Blue at February 20, 2016 01:05 AM (9iR5/) 800
794 Harry,
What does your GF think about her sisters behavior? Does she know? Posted by: CaliGirl at February 20, 2016 01:03 AM (egOGm) I don't know. She doesn't really know / acknowledge / say anything. She has made comments to her dad and me before about how her sister always wants to steal her boy friends, but in a funny way. That's about it. But I don't know. Anyways, like I said -- bed time. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 01:05 AM (AkOaV) 801
"Avoiding the 'un-aviodable'" isn't an option. Be brutally honest, man.
If you're not in the wrong, then telling others that she makes you uncomfortable is honest and manly. Be a man. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 20, 2016 01:06 AM (OQ9R7) 802
G'Night, Harry.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 20, 2016 01:07 AM (OQ9R7) 803
Harry,
Watch yourself. Sisters can be very competitive. You may be the prize. Posted by: CaliGirl at February 20, 2016 01:07 AM (egOGm) 804
I played rugby until 28. 28 is young, then you get old real fast.
Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2016 01:08 AM (cXiMR) 805
Nothing wrong with being a man, but it is often better to be a smart man.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2016 01:08 AM (hVdx9) 806
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No, the driver would have to exit the tank to gain entry to the turret. Now there is a way for the driver to enter the turret from the driver's seat, but the turret has to be positioned just so he can squeeze through a partition that is lined up...of course the risk if getting sliced in two if the turret moves... Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 12:50 AM (rlfds) I should note that this sounds like interesting information to have if one were writing a story about, say, fighting zombies in an M1A1 (since the chance of them clawing their way inside is nil but you really wouldn't want to open a hatch) and needing to shoot something (like, say, a bridge) with the main gun. So, someone would need to point the turret in a specific direction, lock it down, get into the driver's seat, drive to wherever, slither up into the turret, unlock the turret, load, aim, fire, turn the turret back to where the partition lined-up again, re-lock the turret, then slither back down to drive onward? If pointing straight forward is 12:00, about what time would you have to lock the turret at to do this slither? Posted by: cthulhu at February 20, 2016 01:08 AM (EzgxV) 807
Well, there goes another shmuck (Harry) trying to be a nice guy. It'll bite him in the ass eventually.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 20, 2016 01:09 AM (kKHcp) 808
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A couple of years ago, I realized my '92 F-150, which is still good and going fine is older now as that old '55 was then. And I still think of it of fairly new. My '04 F-150, 12 years old, is the new truck. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 20, 2016 12:53 AM (dvuhZ) I was 4 in '92. Just saying. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 20, 2016 12:55 AM (AkOaV) I drive a '94 Honda that I bought new. Posted by: cthulhu at February 20, 2016 01:10 AM (EzgxV) 809
Thanks for the chat tonight folks, gonna turn in.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 20, 2016 01:10 AM (ntObR) Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 01:11 AM (rlfds) 811
Not sure why someone would need to get into the turret when they can just drive down the street and make zombie pate'.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2016 01:11 AM (hVdx9) 812
I'm not going to chide Harry. I might have done the same thing when I was 28. It was around that time that I started talking common sense instead of platitudes, however.
Taking the high road will lose you some people, even though you speak truth and honesty without being a douchebag about it. And I will admit to being a douchebag in response to overwhelming emotion in response. *kicks rock* Stupid Humanity! Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 20, 2016 01:12 AM (OQ9R7) 813
G'Night, qdpsteve.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 20, 2016 01:12 AM (OQ9R7) 814
I was 4 in '92.
Just saying. Posted by: Harry Paratestes My daughter was 5 in 92 and has a younger sister. Where exactly do you live Harry? Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 01:13 AM (r6bSH) 815
"Once I turned 30 every ache and pain became noticeable."
My role models are people who manage to find the upside in aging. Every cloud has a silver (-haired) lining. There's a fat Italian fellow who has been awarded a minor academic honor that the rest of us refer to as the Nobel Prize for Physics, whose standing boast is that "every year, I grow in both girth and intellect". Posted by: torquewrench at February 20, 2016 01:13 AM (noWW6) 816
Good night qdpsteve
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 20, 2016 01:14 AM (hipNa) 817
"My role models are people who manage to find the upside in aging. Every cloud has a silver (-haired) lining."
-Posted by: torquewrench at February 20, 2016 01:13 AM (noWW6) Love that! Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 20, 2016 01:14 AM (OQ9R7) 818
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Not sure why someone would need to get into the turret when they can just drive down the street and make zombie pate'. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2016 01:11 AM (hVdx9) To shoot the bridge and save the city. Posted by: cthulhu at February 20, 2016 01:15 AM (EzgxV) 819
Today is the 71st anniversary of the US Marines landing on Iwo Jima. Of the 21,000 Japanese troops defending the island, there were only 216 who were taken prisoner. There were over 26,000 American casualties, including over 6,800 dead. About all I can say is Semper Fi. God bless those brave men.
Posted by: Old Blue at February 20, 2016 01:16 AM (9iR5/) Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2016 01:17 AM (hVdx9) 821
evening all
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 20, 2016 01:17 AM (R5HRU) 822
About all I can say is Semper Fi. God bless those brave men.>>>
Yes I have not a shit in my life to complain about. Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 01:18 AM (r6bSH) 823
Hey thathalfrican.
Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 01:18 AM (rlfds) 824
Harry,
You are younger than my son. I would advise my son to not be alone with the sister. I would also add when she texts you with problems or wants to talk, reply, I'm unable to help you. Why don't you ask your sister. The sister wins her imaginary competition every time you help/listen or do her a favor. No is a complete sentence. A kinder way to say it is I am tied up. No explanation necessary. Posted by: CaliGirl at February 20, 2016 01:18 AM (egOGm) 825
"Now there is a way for the driver to enter the turret from the driver's seat, but the turret has to be positioned just so he can squeeze through a partition that is lined up... of course the risk if getting sliced in two if the turret moves..."
In certain classic combloc armor designs, it's worse yet. Once safely in the turret, there's always the fun prospect of getting grabbed by the autoloader and stuffed into the breech. Posted by: torquewrench at February 20, 2016 01:18 AM (noWW6) 826
"To shoot the bridge and save the city."
-Posted by: cthulhu *HAH!* Okay, Rollling Thunder! And I thought I played too much Halo and Call of Duty back in the day! Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 20, 2016 01:19 AM (OQ9R7) 827
Maybe the girl just wants a decent relationship with a decent guy. She might actually feel safe asking you for help and girlfriend might trust you, but should help keep her in check. Is Dad failing to help with basic household stuff?
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 20, 2016 01:19 AM (GzDYP) 828
Oh man! Look at all these comments! That's what i get for working late!
Don't recall my first ticket but i do recall being a late 16 or early 17 and getting pulled over doing 80 in a 55 on the way to school. The sheriff told me there's no place in the state you can drive 80 and gave me a warning because my parents insurance would have gone up if he'd given me a ticket! Similar thing happened when i went before the judge around that time (with dad along with me) for a maybe 4th or 5th speeding ticket since I'd gotten my license. Had to take a drivers safety class, once again off the hook because my folks were paying the insurance. Guess i was kind of rowdy. I've slowed down since then. Been years since i got a speeding ticket (knock on rubber chicken) Posted by: Sugar Plum Fairy #176-671 at February 20, 2016 01:19 AM (hnCis) 829
hey smfh
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 20, 2016 01:19 AM (R5HRU) 830
Abrams don't have autoloaders, but that would definitely suck.
Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 01:20 AM (rlfds) 831
Harry left, y'all. But he may read that in the morning.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 20, 2016 01:21 AM (OQ9R7) 832
Good night all! Sweet dreams. See you on the flip side.
Posted by: Old Blue at February 20, 2016 01:21 AM (9iR5/) 833
G'Night, Old Blue.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 20, 2016 01:22 AM (OQ9R7) 834
Abrams don't have autoloaders, but that would definitely suck.
Posted by: SMFH **** Old joke about how the Russians find sopranos for their choirs... Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2016 01:22 AM (hVdx9) 835
No is a complete sentence. A kinder way to say it is I am tied up. No explanation necessary.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 20, 2016 01:18 AM (egOGm) Or, if you have to be kind, I'm tied up, I'll call your dad. Posted by: redbanzai at February 20, 2016 01:22 AM (NPofj) 836
Not really to get any more into Harry's deal. But males of his age and younger that can fix a car or any other mechanical problem seem to be few and far between.
He might be right she is texting him innocently. But that doesn't fix his problem. Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 01:23 AM (r6bSH) 837
..."He might be right she is texting him innocently. But that doesn't fix his problem."
-Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 01:23 AM (r6bSH) That doesn't sound like what he described. If it makes a dude "uncomfortable", it isn't always the dude. No matter what the FemiNazis would have you believe. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 20, 2016 01:25 AM (OQ9R7) 838
Sugar plum,
I've never had a ticket. My mom worked at our local police station. They let me go every single time. The last time I was stopped by a motorcycle cop, he was taking my info and I could hear my mom on his radio. I said just don't tell my mom. He yelled at me, I don't know who your mom is. I told him she's talking on your radio. He walked to his bike and came back, let me off with a warning. My mom yelled at me to stop using her name. I was an adult. Posted by: CaliGirl at February 20, 2016 01:26 AM (egOGm) 839
Take a ride on the Reading Railroad.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 20, 2016 01:28 AM (FkBIv) 840
Or, if you have to be kind, I'm tied up, I'll call your dad. Posted by: redbanzai at February 20, 2016 01:22 AM (NPofj) i second this advice. its a good way to do it and redirects her to consider that you are aware other people should be solving her problems. Dollars to donuts she lacks the self reflection to get that she should be calling Dad first, if her Calls and Texts for help are innocent. Posted by: Gushka can haz kittys what plays fetch! at February 20, 2016 01:28 AM (6ga6c) 841
Slapweasel, always trust your gut reaction. If it's making him uncomfortable, he should listen to his instincts.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 20, 2016 01:29 AM (egOGm) 842
That doesn't sound like what he described. If it makes a dude "uncomfortable", it isn't always the dude.
No matter what the FemiNazis would have you believe.>>> He was arguing her innocence at the same time as arguing him feeling uncomfortable. I was just saying in the current crop of males his age she may have a reason to text him. I doubt it but the young guys my daughters know are fing useless. Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 01:30 AM (r6bSH) 843
Yeah... she's trying to find self-worth through the poor, kind, stupid kid. Like I said, her emotions are not his problem.
"Please stop texting me. I'm not your Father, nor am I your boyfriend." Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 20, 2016 01:31 AM (OQ9R7) 844
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To shoot the bridge and save the city. Posted by: cthulhu **** Doh! That's a good reason. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 20, 2016 01:17 AM (hVdx9) It would make a very dramatic story, because the lone protagonist would have to do all sorts of complicated workarounds to do all the things that four people normally do -- and would have to do them rapidly, because every second the zombies would stagger closer to the bridge. If the turret had to be locked at 3:00, you could have some stuff about having to find another road up to the bluff where there weren't trees off to the right.....or maybe the tank would have to back up the road to the bluff so that the barrel didn't impact the hillside. So -- story outline -- zombies infesting the mainland, numbers building rapidly. Protagonist on mainland with family in island city realizes what is going on, dodges zombies. Remembers depot with tank and scenic overlook from where he could take down bridge. Has adventure retrieving tank, fueling and arming. Has puzzle-solving second act getting tank into position and blowing bridge. Possible ending: saves family, but can't save self Posted by: cthulhu at February 20, 2016 01:31 AM (EzgxV) 845
I'm gonna booglarize you, baby.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 20, 2016 01:31 AM (FkBIv) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 20, 2016 01:32 AM (OQ9R7) 847
Slapweasel,>>>
I am not arguing with your solution. Just why there may be innocence in her texts. In the end he still has to do what you said though. Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 01:34 AM (r6bSH) 848
Good premise, cooth.
But there is no ways he can both drive and elevate/traverse the main gun, much less the .50, 20mm, or coaxial gun. And expending that kind of energy just positioning the tank where one can aim the main gun AND ensure he will be able to enter the turret is so far-fetched to me (not mentioning the fuel truck that will have to follow) that my eyes would be rolling all over the place. Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 01:35 AM (rlfds) 849
Choices Choices go to sleep or get drunker and prove I am an idiot?
Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 01:37 AM (r6bSH) 850
Willy, I'm a girl and I know, chicks are crazy. I'd hate for Harry's GF to get upset with him. Or his GF could be grateful that he's so nice to help her sister and have no problem at all with it.
I would expect my husband to help my sister. He has towed her car for her. She wouldn't call him to fill a tank/small stupid problems. Posted by: CaliGirl at February 20, 2016 01:38 AM (egOGm) 851
Minimum is two people.
Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 01:38 AM (rlfds) 852
If the turret had to be locked at ... Only problem is that trends suggest that, if not the next generation, then the generation after will have un-manned turrets. The concept is already popular with IFVs, some armored cars, etc., as autoloaders have been researched & developed over the past 40+ years (they work well for 60mm & smaller), the result is a much smaller turret, and a turret hit will be much less likely to cost one or more crewmembers. Posted by: Arbalest at February 20, 2016 01:38 AM (FlRtG) 853
Bitches be crazy.
Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 01:39 AM (rlfds) 854
Yeah, man... lol. I got what you were laying down, amigo! I'm getting sleepy, so my responses might not be so clear.
-My Bad. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 20, 2016 01:39 AM (OQ9R7) Posted by: Arbalest at February 20, 2016 01:39 AM (FlRtG) 856
Arbalest,
I was just getting introduced to unmanned turrets in 2008 during my last tour. Mostly on the unarmored hmmvws and MRAPs, as well as Brads had unmanned .50s and MK-19s. As far as the main gun on an Abrams, not yet. Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 01:41 AM (rlfds) 857
From what Harry was saying, I gathered this much:
-This has been going on too long. -It makes him uncomfortable. -His GF won't react well to it. -Her Father warned him about the "competitiveness". -Young Sis uses any excuse to text him. -He is avoiding the whole "thing", which he believes to be a "thing". Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 20, 2016 01:43 AM (OQ9R7) 858
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Good premise, cooth. But there is no ways he can both drive and elevate/traverse the main gun, much less the .50, 20mm, or coaxial gun. And expending that kind of energy just positioning the tank where one can aim the main gun AND ensure he will be able to enter the turret is so far-fetched to me (not mentioning the fuel truck that will have to follow) that my eyes would be rolling all over the place. Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 01:35 AM (rlfds) I'm not saying this would happen simultaneously -- the tanker'd lock the turret at whatever weird angle would let them slither into it later, get up to the top of the bluff, slither into the turret and fire at a bridge (which is not a moving target), reposition the turret at whatever weird angle would allow them to slither back out. With zombies greasing the treads all the way. And why do you think the hero protagonist would be a "he"? Posted by: cthulhu at February 20, 2016 01:43 AM (EzgxV) 859
I would expect my husband to help my sister.>>>
Yeah my bigger problem in giving the sister the benefit of the doubt I have that leans me to Slaps side is the whole down low thing. It's Harry's problem so he'll have to sort through the opinions and live with the consequences. Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 01:43 AM (r6bSH) 860
SMFH, fistbump!
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 20, 2016 01:43 AM (GzDYP) Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 01:44 AM (rlfds) 862
Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 01:39 AM (rlfds)
I agree, I've seen sisters who want the guy their sister is dating. My sister is 13 years older than me, so there was never any competitive stuff. Posted by: CaliGirl at February 20, 2016 01:44 AM (egOGm) 863
It won't end well without a direct approach and being forthright and direct.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 20, 2016 01:44 AM (OQ9R7) 864
...and wasn't it "Snow Crash" where the main character's name was "Hero Protagonist"?
Posted by: cthulhu at February 20, 2016 01:46 AM (EzgxV) 865
856 SMFH As far as the main gun on an Abrams, not yet. There were various FCS studies in 2008 ... and there were older studies, mockups and more, even in the mid-80's. Posted by: Arbalest at February 20, 2016 01:46 AM (FlRtG) Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 20, 2016 01:46 AM (YJmuy) 867
Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 01:43 AM (r6bSH)
I would not like my husband helping/texting my friends and not telling me about it. If my sister needs something from my husband she asks me, I ask him. She has gone to his office for advice, but it's not a secret. Posted by: CaliGirl at February 20, 2016 01:48 AM (egOGm) 868
There was never any way my sis and I would EVER be interested in the same guys, so was never an issue.
Besides me being five years older, she likes dark meat, I like white Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 01:48 AM (rlfds) 869
Could be worse for Harry. It could have been his girlfriend's brother.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 20, 2016 01:48 AM (YJmuy) 870
It won't end well without a direct approach and being forthright and direct.>>>
I have had 2 marriages and both ended due to secrets and skirting/avoiding problems. I would like to say I was completely not at fault but burying your head in the sand is a response and it has consequences. Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 01:49 AM (r6bSH) Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 20, 2016 01:50 AM (hlMPp) 872
Checking in for a bit before heading to bed. (The discussion I saw earlier about young girls is over now, right? Please?)
"Airline employee reveals surprising things passengers aren't told." Uuuyyyggugggg. As I said the other day after a visit to the laundromat - the public is nasty. Sugar Plum Fairy - you're lucky your parents didn't yank your insurance... if not your keys & license! Posted by: mindful webworker - briefly at February 20, 2016 01:50 AM (x4kJD) 873
Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 01:48 AM (rlfds)
Haven't you witnessed other girls, closer in age competing something fierce. I remember girls doing that in high school /college age. Posted by: CaliGirl at February 20, 2016 01:51 AM (egOGm) 874
Chances of me ever getting on another plane: 0
Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 01:51 AM (rlfds) 875
Besides me being five years older, she likes dark meat, I like white
Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 01:48 AM (rlfds) How YOU doin!? Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 20, 2016 01:51 AM (hlMPp) 876
"I have had 2 marriages and both ended due to secrets and skirting/avoiding problems. I would like to say I was completely not at fault but burying your head in the sand is a response and it has consequences."
-Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 01:49 AM (r6bSH) I'm sorry to hear that. That's a hard way to learn. I had the good graces of owning a tanning salon and out of necessity having to tell women, (and men), things that lost me their business. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 20, 2016 01:52 AM (OQ9R7) Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 01:52 AM (rlfds) 878
It is much harder to do the right thing. That makes those who do, the real rebels today.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 20, 2016 01:54 AM (OQ9R7) Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 20, 2016 01:54 AM (hlMPp) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 20, 2016 01:55 AM (OQ9R7) 881
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Chances of me ever getting on another plane: 0 Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 01:51 AM (rlfds) ????? Posted by: cthulhu at February 20, 2016 01:55 AM (EzgxV) 882
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 20, 2016 01:52 AM (OQ9R7)
What did you have to tell your customers? My curiosity is piqued. Posted by: CaliGirl at February 20, 2016 01:56 AM (egOGm) 883
"What did you have to tell your customers? My curiosity is piqued."
-Posted by: CaliGirl at February 20, 2016 01:56 AM (egOGm) I separate business from pleasure. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 20, 2016 01:57 AM (OQ9R7) 884
Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 01:52 AM (rlfds)
I'm stealing that expression. Posted by: CaliGirl at February 20, 2016 01:57 AM (egOGm) 885
Crap. little sis is just looking for a guy to make life easier because Dad is pulling back, expecting her to navigate life alone like the feminazies said they should.
The guys in town are all drunks or druggies so useless. So she's glomming onto the good guy that big sis found, asking him to help her make it alone w/o a goodguy, cause she can't fint find one. I mean, it sounds like she's asking for mechanical type help, which girls get 0 training in. Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 20, 2016 01:58 AM (GzDYP) 886
Unfortunately for me I finally have enough knowledge to pick a female partner unlike my wives when I was younger. But I can't see why they would want me and am so set in my ways I don't want anyone telling me what to do. Oh and I'm not much of a catch so there's that too.
Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 01:58 AM (r6bSH) 887
I've had enough of flying over the past decade, cooth.
Reading about shit that made skin crawl doesn't exactly want me to head to the nearest airport. Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 01:58 AM (rlfds) 888
Besides me being five years older, she likes dark meat, I like white
Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 01:48 AM (rlfds) I showed up just in time for once (combs hair, stands up straight). Posted by: Blano at February 20, 2016 01:59 AM (3eoPa) 889
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 20, 2016 01:57 AM (OQ9R7)
Oh my. I wasn't expecting the customers thought you were on the menu. Posted by: CaliGirl at February 20, 2016 02:00 AM (egOGm) 890
880 -Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 20, 2016 01:54 AM (hlMPp)
*HAH!* Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 20, 2016 01:55 AM (OQ9R7 Laugh at my pain But really, when people ask what happened with us....'she was fucking crazy.' No, not just words. Certifiable. Diagnosed. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 20, 2016 02:00 AM (hlMPp) 891
We had a 4.3 earthquake and I didn't even feel it.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 20, 2016 02:00 AM (/rmQf) 892
..."But I can't see why they would want me and am so set in my ways I don't want anyone telling me what to do. Oh and I'm not much of a catch so there's that too."
-Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 01:58 AM (r6bSH) I'm there, too, man. I like my ego stroked every now-and-then, but I'm not into "hook-ups" any longer. I'm also hard-headed, (read selfish), and set in my ways. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 20, 2016 02:01 AM (OQ9R7) 893
888 Besides me being five years older, she likes dark meat, I like white Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 01:48 AM (rlfds) I showed up just in time for once (combs hair, stands up straight). Posted by: Blano at February 20, 2016 01:59 AM *roofies Blano **puts him in 'blackface' while he is passed out Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 20, 2016 02:03 AM (hlMPp) 894
Well, well. The California Health and Safety whatever just voted down those ridiculous porn regulations they were trying to pass.
Of course, not that I would know anything about that kind of stuff, you must understand (and hopefully believe). This was the stuff we were joking about requiring goggles and stuff like that. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 20, 2016 02:03 AM (dvuhZ) 895
Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 01:58 AM (rlfds)
I try not to think about it. I do wipe every surface down and use hand sanitizer like crazy. I use my carry on to hold tablet water. I will not touch the inside of the seat pocket. I always get sick after a cross country flight, it never fails. Posted by: CaliGirl at February 20, 2016 02:03 AM (egOGm) 896
"Laugh at my pain
But really, when people ask what happened with us....'she was fucking crazy.' No, not just words. Certifiable. Diagnosed." -Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 20, 2016 02:00 AM (hlMPp) You know that's not what I meant. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 20, 2016 02:03 AM (OQ9R7) Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 02:04 AM (rlfds) 898
Tinfoilbaby,
What state are you in? Posted by: CaliGirl at February 20, 2016 02:05 AM (egOGm) 899
Chances of me ever getting on another plane: 0
Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 01:51 AM (rlfds) Same here. If I can't drive there, I don't need to go there. Posted by: Blano at February 20, 2016 02:05 AM (3eoPa) Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 02:07 AM (rlfds) 901
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 20, 2016 02:03 AM (OQ9R7)
I know. Just kidding around. Don't know if the topic is being single or whatnot but my problem is I can not gauge a woman's age nowadays. I still think I look in my late twenties...which I obviously don't. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 20, 2016 02:07 AM (hlMPp) 902
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Crap. little sis is just looking for a guy to make life easier because Dad is pulling back, expecting her to navigate life alone like the feminazies said they should. The guys in town are all drunks or druggies so useless. So she's glomming onto the good guy that big sis found, asking him to help her make it alone w/o a goodguy, cause she can't fint find one. I mean, it sounds like she's asking for mechanical type help, which girls get 0 training in. Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 20, 2016 01:58 AM (GzDYP) I suggest you chat with SMFH about mechanical-type help, girls, and training. Posted by: cthulhu at February 20, 2016 02:08 AM (EzgxV) 903
This was the stuff we were joking about requiring goggles and stuff like that.>>>
The regulatory state mixed with pussy business bureaucracy. Now requires me to wear steel toed shoes and safety glasses at my desk. Because it's easier for management to paint generic fucking lines at the hallway. Not that I'm bitter or anything. Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 02:09 AM (r6bSH) 904
Caligirl, I'm in socal. Did you feel it?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 20, 2016 02:10 AM (/rmQf) 905
"From what Harry was saying, I gathered this much.."
I'm not picking up on the basics of this intriguing discussion, and I don't think I'm going to scroll back to find out or hang around long enough to figure it out. Intriguing, though. *Big* bunch of coyotes set up a howl a few minutes ago, just over the wall, closer than I've ever heard them, and sounded like 'way 'way too many. Dog was barking up a storm. All the cats and the dog are inside, now, so, we're all good. Hope they didn't hassle any cattle, though. Will find out in the morning. We no likeum coyotes. Especially up close. Posted by: mindful webworker - dang at February 20, 2016 02:10 AM (x4kJD) 906
..."Don't know if the topic is being single or whatnot but my problem is I can not gauge a woman's age nowadays."
-Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 20, 2016 02:07 AM (hlMPp) The topic was an odd situation between Harry and his girlfriend's Sister. She texts him all the time for reasons that make him uncomfortable, non-explicitly. As far as the age of a woman goes? That's easy. Cut through her leg and count the rings. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 20, 2016 02:10 AM (OQ9R7) 907
Girls?
I'm not an expert on girls. I mean, yeah I have grown daughters, but they were girls in a less insane time, with no smartphones. As far as mechanical help and training, that's what the internet is for. Posted by: SMFH at February 20, 2016 02:12 AM (rlfds) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at February 20, 2016 02:14 AM (OQ9R7) 909
As far as the age of a woman goes? That's easy. Cut through her leg and count the rings.>>>
Remember it's hard to read the rings if you use a chainsaw. Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 02:14 AM (r6bSH) 910
Slapweasel: As far as the age of a woman goes? That's easy. Cut through her leg and count the rings.
Don't you have to cut through both legs? Oh, wait... I guess you can just cut through one and double the count... Posted by: mindful webworker - count the piercings? at February 20, 2016 02:14 AM (x4kJD) 911
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 20, 2016 02:10 AM (/rmQf)
No, I'm near about 35 minutes north of Santa Barbara. Posted by: CaliGirl at February 20, 2016 02:14 AM (egOGm) 912
Goodnight Slapweasel
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 20, 2016 02:15 AM (egOGm) 913
I am not arguing with your solution. Just why there
may be innocence in her texts. In the end he still has to do what you said though. Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 01:34 AM (r6bSH) To quote Britney, we're not that innocent. Sisters do not do this unless they are skanks and trying to poach. In a normal sister relationship, little sis would be calling her dad first and, only if he is not answering, calling big sis and saying "car broke down/heater went out/have a job interview... could you or Harry help me out?" If she is going straight to sister's boyfriend, it's because she is going straight for sister's boyfriend. Posted by: redbanzai at February 20, 2016 02:16 AM (NPofj) 914
I can reconstruct 10,000 years of world surface temperature data from one gal's legs.
It's hotter than it's ever been, folks. Believe me. Want to know what date I can glean from other girl parts? Posted by: Michael Mann at February 20, 2016 02:17 AM (dvuhZ) 915
As far as mechanical help and training, that's what the internet is for.>>>
Ive worked on cars and bikes all my life and even I think the internet is a godsend. Way easier to watch and copy the right way instead of beating your head only to get it done the second time. Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 02:17 AM (r6bSH) 916
"Girls? I'm not an expert on girls. I mean, yeah I have grown daughters, but they were girls in a less insane time, with no smartphones."
Something which has occasionally rung my bells is when female friends have asked me for advice and counsel about the men in their life. That doesn't get very far. "Frankly, I have no idea what he's thinking." But... you're a guy. And he's a guy. "Yeah. Sure. Got it. Let me check the Standard Male Instruction Manual right here. Oh! Wait! There isn't such a thing." Posted by: torquewrench at February 20, 2016 02:17 AM (noWW6) 917
little sis would be calling her dad first>>>
I know that my daughters always call me first. But If dad can't help what then? Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 02:20 AM (r6bSH) 918
Posted by: redbanzai at February 20, 2016 02:16 AM (NPofj)
This is the normal way these things are done. i would never ask my sister's husband for help. I would have asked her to ask him. She's divorced now. Posted by: CaliGirl at February 20, 2016 02:20 AM (egOGm) 919
torquewrench: "Yeah. Sure. Got it. Let me check the Standard Male Instruction Manual right here. Oh! Wait! There isn't such a thing."
Yeah, I bought a copy, but it turned out to be bogus. All blank pages. Bogus! However, there is the "Parent's Handbook," thank goodness, issued to every parent upon the firstborn's birth. Don't know how we would've got along without it. Posted by: mindful webworker - chapter 1: you're doomed at February 20, 2016 02:21 AM (x4kJD) 920
I know that my daughters always call me first. But If dad can't help what then?
Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 02:20 AM (r6bSH) My daughter just turned 23, lives 1200 miles away and has lived with her boyfriend for 5 years, and she STILL calls Dad first if there's a problem. Posted by: Blano at February 20, 2016 02:21 AM (3eoPa) 921
So, Santa Maria then. A good place to see rockets take take off from Vandenberg.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 20, 2016 02:24 AM (/rmQf) 922
Well, goodnight everyone. Happy weekend.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 20, 2016 02:24 AM (egOGm) 923
My daughter just turned 23, lives 1200 miles away and has lived with her
boyfriend for 5 years, and she STILL calls Dad first if there's a problem.>>> Not to try to puff you or me up. But calling "Dad" only works it a "Dad" picks up on the other end. I've gotten calls from my daughters to fix their friends cars/problems too. Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 02:26 AM (r6bSH) 924
""Frankly, I have no idea what he's thinking."
But... you're a guy. And he's a guy. "Yeah. Sure. Got it. Let me check the Standard Male Instruction Manual right here. Oh! Wait! There isn't such a thing." Yeah, I bought a copy, but it turned out to be bogus. All blank pages. Bogus! Tried to resist "the words coming out of his mouth" joke. Didn't have it in me. Posted by: AD at February 20, 2016 02:26 AM (y99cf) 925
Tinfoil,
In between Santa Maria and Santa ynez. On a ranch. I saw the delta launch last week. It woke me up. There is supposed to be another one either this weekend or next. 3 day launch window though. Posted by: CaliGirl at February 20, 2016 02:27 AM (egOGm) 926
Well, the nightcap's kicking in so I'm checking out.
Happy landings, fellow passengers on Ace Airlines. (Don't look under the seats. Just... don't.) ♥ Do not permit the magnitude of God, his infinity, either to obscure or eclipse his personality. "He who planned the ear, shall he not hear? He who formed the eye, shall he not see?" Posted by: mindful webworker - (z+z)^z at February 20, 2016 02:29 AM (x4kJD) Posted by: Arson Wells at February 20, 2016 02:29 AM (UnJ7w) 928
what the the hell is goiong on?
Posted by: i'ts not even 11 o'clockock at February 20, 2016 02:30 AM (AG7GB) 929
Not to try to puff you or me up. But calling "Dad" only works it a "Dad" picks up on the other end. I've gotten calls from my daughters to fix their friends cars/problems too.
Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 02:26 AM (r6bSH) True dat. We thought it would change when I moved to Texas, but it didn't. Now I get to help with grownup stuff. Not complaining at all. Well kids I worked late, went to the gym and had a beer. I'm whipped. 'Night all. Posted by: Blano at February 20, 2016 02:32 AM (3eoPa) 930
OT like that's a thing in the ONT.
I've been watching "Second Chance" on Fox and it is a pretty good show. Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 02:32 AM (r6bSH) 931
Umberto Eco died. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 20, 2016 02:35 AM (iQIUe) 932
Good night all. I'm gonna try and sleep.
Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 02:36 AM (r6bSH) 933
Tinfoilbaby,
I checked the launch schedule. There is another launch tomorrow. Window 23:00-5:00. Minuteman 3. If it wakes me up I run outside to watch them. Okay, now I'm off. Posted by: CaliGirl at February 20, 2016 02:36 AM (egOGm) 934
My prediction:
Hills will win the nomination due to shenanigans and super delegates. Leftards will go nuts and riot. Local government wont do much because they are afraid. It will be like the 1968 DNC. But there will be no Daily solution. Result: Repubs will win election. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 20, 2016 02:39 AM (iQIUe) 935
CaliGirl,
That story is hilarious. That's good use of pull! Can't believe I'm still awake and half awaredly perusing ya'lls socials commentary! Thanks for the entertainment/brain thinky time all! Peace on earth, good will to men! (Which i as a child always took to mean 'human!' Saying 'men and women' or 'he or she' all the time seems as sexist to me as black only safe spaces seem racist! ) /rant ... really bed calls. .. Posted by: Sugar Plum Fairy #176-671 at February 20, 2016 02:41 AM (hnCis) 936
For those of you who haven't seen a rocket lauñch, it's awesome. And by the way, don't go to Solvang. If you have been to Europe it's a bummer for
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 20, 2016 02:43 AM (/rmQf) 937
Peace on earth, good will to men! (Which i as a child always took to mean 'human!'>>
It sucked when the team broke up and started playing against each other. Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 02:44 AM (r6bSH) 938
And mindful,
Yes, i am. They may sometimes have been too lenient with my unruly behavior but i think they did about all one can ask of parents which is to teach a respect for truth, justice, and the American way! Or something like that. I think I'm turning out ok. I think they are too! Posted by: Sugar Plum Fairy #176-671 at February 20, 2016 02:46 AM (hnCis) 939
Though I said earlier I didn't want to be told what to do in my house as a reason for me being single. I do miss the niceties a woman's touch brings to a home. Oddly I think there is a comfort that they know how to provide and we men don't
Posted by: Willy J. at February 20, 2016 03:00 AM (r6bSH) 940
*peeks around*
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 20, 2016 03:43 AM (vBeA5) Posted by: AD at February 20, 2016 03:49 AM (y99cf) 942
Evening any still around. West coast here.
Posted by: Vertov at February 20, 2016 04:06 AM (Ob6H9) 943
Evening any still around. West coast here.
Posted by: Vertov at February 20, 2016 04:06 AM (Ob6H9) Not dead yet... Posted by: The Late-Night Hat at February 20, 2016 04:27 AM (vBeA5) 944
Where abouts, Hat?
Posted by: Vertov at February 20, 2016 04:29 AM (Ob6H9) 945
Just dead inside. Otherwise, still kickin'.
Posted by: AD at February 20, 2016 04:30 AM (y99cf) 946
G'morning. Any bannings overnight?
Posted by: Chi at February 20, 2016 04:30 AM (z1mje) 947
What ya drinkin'? Bourbon and water here.
Posted by: Vertov at February 20, 2016 04:31 AM (Ob6H9) 948
Evidently, HHS is sitting on $1.4 billion that was allocated for Ebola.
I wonder how much other money is sitting in between the cushions that hasn't been spent? Recall the report I linked that revealed Obama was pulling money out of HHS to spend on his inner city projects. HHS has become a slush fund for Obama. A Republican would have been impeached. Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 20, 2016 04:35 AM (t2KH5) 949
Where abouts, Hat?
Posted by: Vertov at February 20, 2016 04:29 AM (Ob6H9) Lurking around the internet, which is a series of tubes filled with LOL cats... Posted by: The Late-Night Hat at February 20, 2016 04:50 AM (vBeA5) 950
Just asking - Eugene, Oregon here. Y'all?
Posted by: Vertov at February 20, 2016 04:56 AM (Ob6H9) 951
East coast, here, Vertov. Virginia.
If i walked a couple minutes east, I'd be in the Atlantic. Posted by: Chi at February 20, 2016 05:04 AM (z1mje) 952
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Umberto Eco died. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 20, 2016 02:35 AM (iQIUe) I did not think he was 84. Posted by: cthulhu at February 20, 2016 05:11 AM (EzgxV) 953
So, I've been doing pretty well lately sleeping through the night. A big thing for me. At least until sunup.
Just figured out why I woke up at 4 something today - for the last 20 or 30 minutes or so, I'm hearing a train horn in the distance. Every ten seconds. That fucker is probably waking up tens of thousands of people... Posted by: Chi at February 20, 2016 05:15 AM (z1mje) 954
If the CIA mission is about diversity and we don't get a president from a different party, we will be screwed.
But since we are not there yet, Good morning horde Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2016 05:15 AM (l+OuH) 955
950
Just asking - Eugene, Oregon here. Y'all? Posted by: Vertov at February 20, 2016 04:56 AM (Ob6H9) The god-daughter is there much of the time. Comport yourself accordingly. Posted by: cthulhu at February 20, 2016 05:16 AM (EzgxV) 956
We all fear that Harry Reid is right because every one of those people that we all helped put in office, in Congress where we packed it with conservatives. Well, we all really know that those very same people are scheming to screw us.
Take the leap, try something different. Posted by: Drider at February 20, 2016 05:16 AM (6Xbsz) 957
the M1's driving through the snow so brought back memories of cruisin' the German countryside in the 80's. nothing like a 70 ton bobsled to take out German's fence's, yards, and occasional damage to what used to be a nice Mercedes.
Posted by: the morigu at February 20, 2016 05:24 AM (X4/8S) 958
Posted by: cthulhu at February 20, 2016 05:16 AM (EzgxV)
----------------- Did you notice that you & I had our own personal fan club last night? Started 2 threads before the ONT... I don't know how MY good name got dragged into it, but it did. Posted by: Chi at February 20, 2016 05:25 AM (z1mje) 959
Feb 2016 MENSA Bulletin has in-de-grass tyson investigating the Universe's Unsolved Mysteries offered by great courses. Ever wonder if these people have read the BIBLE, especially Genesis Chapter 1? And South Carolina, do the right thing. Go Cruz. By the way, went to the range yesterday. Nothing like burning ammo to soothe the soul.
Posted by: Eromero at February 20, 2016 05:48 AM (zLDYs) 960
Spotted this in a comment at Hot Gas:
EDIT: Hey Allahpundit, a lot of us posting under pseudonyms are getting messages from Facebook support demanding we switch to our real names (including providing Facebook copies of our IDs) or our accounts are getting locked. Since you also write under a psuedonym, any way you can help us out? Wow, great job guys. Posted by: VidOmnia at February 20, 2016 05:57 AM (r630q) 961
Off to vote in about 30 mins. Large coffee. Any last instructions?
Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2016 06:11 AM (x9c8r) Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Yada, yada, yada.... at February 20, 2016 06:31 AM (WVsWD) 963
Harry Reid's treadmill is back from the shop..fixed..reloaded and ready to go Mano O NINO
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