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Overnight Open Thread (2-11-2016)
The point people seem to not comprehend about criminal sentencing is that its supposed to suck. That's the point: we punish people by punishing them. Prison is supposed to suck. Its supposed to be miserable and awful when you break the law and are punished for it. There's no reason for it to be sadistic and deliberately horrible, but its even worse to be too easy on the prisoner.The second purpose of punishment is to take someone away from society to protect society and demonstrate that some things will not be permitted. Sometimes that message has to be permanent.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 11, 2016 08:32 PM (39g3+)
How The Sausage Gets Made By Democratic Operatives With Bylines
So Atlantic reporter Marc Ambinder wanted early access to a Hillary Clinton foreign policy speech and Clinton advisor/consigliere Philippe Reines was willing to give him a copy - but only if Ambinder agreed to his conditions:
From: [Philippe Reines]
Sent: Wednesday, July 15 2009 10:06 AM
To: Ambinder, Marc
Subject: Re: Do you have a copy of HRC's speech to share?3 [conditions] actually
1) You in your own voice describe them as "muscular"
2) You note that a look at the CFR seating plan shows that all the envoys - from Holbrooke to Mitchell to Ross - will be arrayed in front of her, which in your own clever way you can say certainly not a coincidence and meant to convey something
3) You don't say you were blackmailed!
Moments later, Ambinder compliantly responded:
From: Ambinder, Marc
Sent: Wednesday, July 15, 2009 10:07 AM
To: Philippe Reines
Subject: RE: Do you have a copy of HRC's speech to share?
got it
And here is what Ambinder wrote in his article "Hillary Clinton's 'Smart Power' Breaks Through" published later that day:
When you think of President Obama's foreign policy, think of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. That's the message behind a muscular speech that Clinton is set to deliver today to the Council on Foreign Relations. The staging gives a clue to its purpose: seated in front of Clinton, subordinate to Clinton, in the first row, will be three potentially rival power centers: envoys Richard Holbrooke and George Mitchell, and National Security Council senior director Dennis Ross.
Good monkey - you followed directions so you get treat!
Pope Francis at the Border: Tear Down These Walls Porous Fences
Can Anyone Ever Be Fired From The VA?
But These Are Military Jazz-Playing Robots
The Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA), an agency within the Department of Defense (DOD), is spending $2.3 million to build and study jazz-playing robots. The multi-million-dollar defense grant awarded to the University of Arizona "will address the question of whether information systems, such as computers, are capable of collaborating with humans.
Even the German carnival celebrations over the weekend caused a renewed diplomatic spat in this series. Poland registered its diplomatic protest to a parade float in Düsseldorf showing Polish leader Jaroslaw Kaczynski stamping his jackboot on the head of a woman depicting Poland. Goernment spokesman in Berlin promptly rejected Poland's objections citing "freedom of expression."This would have be a valid argument, if German police themselves were not investigating into carnival floats in the states of Bavaria and Thuringia deemed "offensive" to Muslim migrants.
At the same time, German authorities and the mainstream media have been thin skinned when it comes to open criticism of official migrant policy, clubbing together every opposition to mass migration as racism and xenophobia.
An old Jewish man is riding on the Trans-Siberian railway on his way to Vladivostok, carrying a huge and heavy suitcase. He enters the first carriage, walks down the center aisle, and taps a fellow passenger on the shoulder."Excuse me, comrade - are you an anti-Semite?"
"No, of course not!" replies the passenger. "I am actually quite fond of Jews!"
The old man thanks him, proceeds down the aisle, and taps the next man on the shoulder.
"Excuse me, comrade - are you an anti-Semite?"
"Absolutely not! Some of my best friends are Jews!"
The old Jew thanks him and continues on his quest. All through that carriage, and the next one, and the one after that, he receives similar responses. Finally, at the end of the train, he reaches the last passenger.
"Excuse me, comrade - are you an anti-Semite?"
"I most certainly am!" the fellow replies. "Filthy kikes! I hate those f***ers!"
"At last, an honest man!" exclaims the old Jew. "Would you mind watching my suitcase while I go to the toilet?"
Shorter LA Governor Edwards: If The State legislature Won't Raise taxes, No College Football
Australia Cuts 110 Climate Scientist Jobs Because, "The Science is Settled."
New Harry Potter Book to be Released: Harry Potter And The Cursed Child
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows ended 19 years after the Battle of Hogwarts, as Harry waved his two eldest children off to the wizarding school.The Cursed Child will pick up from that moment, focusing on Harry as a frazzled Ministry of Magic civil servant and his middle child Albus Severus, who is struggling under the weight of the family's legacy.
This will be the first tale in the Harry Potter series not to be penned by Rowling.
The two-part play has been written by Jack Thorne, although it has been based on an original idea by Rowling, Thorne and the stage play's director John Tiffany.
The Cheapskate's Guide To Buying Flowers For Valentine's Day
Still F*cking The Corpse of Archie
Why Esurance Had To Get Rid of Erin Esurance
Because Rule 34 and Google results.
Heh: Madonna Fears Her Son May Be Straight
Madonna filed a series of legal challenges yet to be decided to demand her son back. She's recently hired a private investigator to trail her son in London. The P.I. reports back to Madonna that Rocco is skipping school, hanging out in skate parks, and smoking cigarettes. Guy Ritchie doesn't seem to care. Or he's gay deprogramming his son. Madonna insists her teen son needs the structure only a world tour and seeing your fifty-seven year old mom in just a metal bra splashing olive oil on her vulva in front of 30,000 Slovakians can bring. A court will decide next month which fucked up situation Rocco must endure until he's eighteen and can start self-medicating with drugs in his own apartment.
Yahoo group. That is all.
Come on be a smartie and join the yahoo group party! For the glorious sweet, malleable younglings.
Also my lo-fi analog Twitter spew.
Tonight's post brought to you by so we're fat mermaids then:
Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC, a division of LaceWigs-Salem Media. Mannequins are for display only. No dumpster play allowed. The ghosts of Buzzion, Chemjeff, and RWC ask that you not taunt happy-fun ball.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 11, 2016 11:03 PM (0O7c5)
It's the state's child, not yours!
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=11018
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 11, 2016 11:04 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 11, 2016 11:04 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2016 11:08 PM (Bptsy)
Guarantee I know the guys working on this.
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2016 11:08 PM (91LL3)
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2016 11:10 PM (91LL3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2016 11:10 PM (Bptsy)
It's the state's child, not yours! "
And this is why we homeschool reason #13837
Actually, it's just reason #1.
Posted by: Lauren at February 11, 2016 11:10 PM (3DIzJ)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 11, 2016 11:11 PM (2x3L+)
http://tinyurl.com/gstqer9
Posted by: exdem13 at February 11, 2016 11:11 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2016 11:11 PM (Bptsy)
Posted by: Lauren at February 11, 2016 11:11 PM (3DIzJ)
Posted by: Mr. Mxyzptlk at February 11, 2016 11:11 PM (kHJ3a)
Posted by: Cottonwood Kulak at February 11, 2016 11:11 PM (fnrpf)
Erin Esurance had it going on.
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She sure did, and was probably an effective salesperson. The fan art was a salute, not a smear. But the mundanes really didn't get it...
Posted by: exdem13 at February 11, 2016 11:12 PM (ry4ab)
Moment of silence
I've been away, I did not know this.
Is it time, at long last, for some common sense Fenelon's keyboard regulation?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 11, 2016 11:12 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 11, 2016 11:12 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2016 11:12 PM (91LL3)
Welders talk about welding, truckers talk about driving and routes, but farmers will take you through every step of what they are doing. I learned more things talking to farmers.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 11, 2016 11:13 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 11, 2016 11:13 PM (vBeA5)
Checking in briefly before heading off to bed in a little while.
Got to hang out with NFH tonight. Where was this MiniMeetUp, you ask? The USA National Curling Championship.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 11, 2016 11:13 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 11, 2016 11:13 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 11, 2016 11:14 PM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 11, 2016 11:14 PM (EzgxV)
Moment of silence
Posted by: L, Elle at February 11, 2016 11:11 PM (2x3L+)
RWC got permanently embarreled for taunting happy fun ball. Chemjeff isn't dead, but he kills steaks by immolation.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 11, 2016 11:14 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 11, 2016 11:15 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 11, 2016 11:15 PM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Adriane the Melancholy Critic ... at February 11, 2016 11:15 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 11, 2016 11:15 PM (BK3ZS)
Wow really? Was he lost in the Trump Wars?
Posted by: Lauren at February 11, 2016 11:16 PM (3DIzJ)
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Okay, No. They're all dead and keep taunting us. In fact, they won't shut the hell up like dead people are supposed to. Why should we not taunt happy fun ball just bc they ask us to?
Posted by: L, Elle at February 11, 2016 11:16 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 11, 2016 11:16 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2016 11:17 PM (Bptsy)
Posted by: Bjorn Trumpalot at February 11, 2016 11:17 PM (VNMer)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 11, 2016 11:18 PM (c4yY7)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 11, 2016 11:18 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Fritz at February 11, 2016 11:19 PM (BngQR)
Wow really? Was he lost in the Trump Wars?
Posted by: Lauren at February 11, 2016 11:16 PM (3DIzJ)
Not exactly. He was the reason for Maet's cat picture ONT, the one that required scrolling down for thirty minutes straight to reach the comments.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 11, 2016 11:19 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2016 11:19 PM (Bptsy)
Left me feeling very confused. Not quite Jaden Smith confused, but close.
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 11, 2016 11:20 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Yo! at February 11, 2016 11:20 PM (64ABe)
Exdem13, saw that. But not sure if she really fits the bill... except
for the length of her publishing career. Did Tezuka ever get nominated
or win?
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Tezuka went on to glory before anyone this side of the Big Blue knew enough to care. Takahashi-sama like Shirow-sama was there at the beginning for us, and she has had quite an impact on manga, and a generation of mangaka.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 11, 2016 11:20 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 11, 2016 11:15 PM (1xUj/)
DAMN FAT FINGERS
*sigh*
NDH, obv.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 11, 2016 11:20 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 11, 2016 11:21 PM (EzgxV)
How else will they keep that "more people are killed by Republicans than muslims" meme going?
Posted by: Lauren at February 11, 2016 11:21 PM (0C2f1)
Posted by: Buzzion at February 11, 2016 11:21 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Lauren at February 11, 2016 11:21 PM (0C2f1)
Posted by: Ghost of Count von Zeppelin ... at February 11, 2016 11:21 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2016 11:22 PM (Bptsy)
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 11, 2016 11:22 PM (UnJ7w)
Given that Germany had just tried to obliterate Polish culture and language and murdered more than six million Poles, I can't imagine how relations between Germany and Poland could possibly be as bad now as right after the war.
Demanding they destroy their culture again probably does not sit well with the Poles.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 11, 2016 11:22 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 11, 2016 11:22 PM (AkOaV)
Not exactly. He was the reason for Maet's cat picture ONT, the one that required scrolling down for thirty minutes straight to reach the comments."
BURN HIM
Posted by: Lauren at February 11, 2016 11:22 PM (0C2f1)
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 11, 2016 11:15 PM (UnJ7w)
No, but there is a warrant out on him for crimes against beef.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 11, 2016 11:22 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Lauren at February 11, 2016 11:21 PM (0C2f1)
No question, we need common sense machete control and we need it now!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 11, 2016 11:22 PM (wYnyS)
Is all that goo in there combustible?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 11, 2016 11:22 PM (McRlu)
If Hillary can't gin up Black turnout she's toast, no matter the FBI / DOJ do
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 11, 2016 11:22 PM (rs5De)
Posted by: Yo! at February 11, 2016 11:22 PM (64ABe)
Posted by: Lauren at February 11, 2016 11:21 PM (0C2f1)
***
Yep. Saw that one and ran like a scalded dog.
Posted by: Tim in GA at February 11, 2016 11:22 PM (vnBbB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2016 11:23 PM (Bptsy)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 11, 2016 11:23 PM (39g3+)
The CEO of Archie comics is a lunatic:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/kx7a2ky
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It explains a lot about the comics in the past decade, really.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 11, 2016 11:23 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 11, 2016 11:23 PM (NeFrd)
I'm guessing you also liked Kim Possible.
Posted by: Lauren at February 11, 2016 11:23 PM (0C2f1)
Moremaids
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 11, 2016 11:23 PM (NeFrd)
you win the internet for the evening
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 11, 2016 11:24 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at February 11, 2016 11:24 PM (JtErG)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 11, 2016 11:24 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Lauren at February 11, 2016 11:24 PM (0C2f1)
Also, my cat is driving me nuts crying because Mr. Bassman is not home yet.
Posted by: Emmie at February 11, 2016 11:24 PM (ezXrF)
40 Seems like a rough day for the horde. I ventured into that Nugent thread.
Left me feeling very confused. Not quite Jaden Smith confused, but close.
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 11, 2016 11:20 PM (R5HRU)
Someone should go tell them that Soviet Joke #2. Might lighten the mood.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 11, 2016 11:24 PM (EZebt)
No worries the Machete Attack in Columbus Ohio where the Israeli
Christian owner was stabbed with his Customers has NOTHING TO DO WITH
TERRORISM. And the attacker his name just happens to be Mohammad
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Pay no attention to that. Pay more attention to Ted Nugent saying "Jew". Totes more important you know.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 11, 2016 11:24 PM (ry4ab)
Came in late to the debate. Hillary lost all the demographics in NH except for old women. So she's hugging Obama as tight as he can to get the Black vote in SC.
Embrace your granny -- ignore the flop sweat!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 11, 2016 11:25 PM (BK3ZS)
How about we send the poor Mexicans to the Vatican and let the commie pope take care of them? On that note, how many Syrian rapists, oops, I mean refugees, as the Vatican city state taken in?
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 11, 2016 11:25 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 11, 2016 11:25 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: eman at February 11, 2016 11:25 PM (MQEz6)
FBI assisting local police. (Guess what that means).
Local commenter who lives nearby says attacker asked owner where he was from during the attack.
Attacker took off in car, jumped out and tried to attack police with machete and knife and was shot dead.
Posted by: Meremortal at February 11, 2016 11:25 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 11, 2016 11:25 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: Ghost of John Brown at February 11, 2016 11:25 PM (Jy5Y7)
Posted by: Meremortal at February 11, 2016 11:26 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2016 11:26 PM (91LL3)
Posted by: Lauren at February 11, 2016 11:26 PM (0C2f1)
So, "journalists" whore themselves out to the democratic party. Color me shocked.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 11, 2016 11:26 PM (+lVUW)
I would think Miyazaki you know
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For me, Appleseed and Urusei Yatsura (both as manga and anime) came first. It would be another year before I saw Nausicaa and the Valley of the Wind. The dubfest "Warriors of the Wind" doesn't count.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 11, 2016 11:26 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2016 11:22 PM (Bptsy)
Love Miyazaki. Spirited Away is my kids' favorite.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 11, 2016 11:26 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 11, 2016 11:26 PM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Lauren at February 11, 2016 11:23 PM (0C2f1)
Wow, it's like you know me.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 11, 2016 11:26 PM (AkOaV)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zz66gmv
*sells brain bleach by the gallon*
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2016 11:27 PM (Bptsy)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 11, 2016 11:27 PM (GEICT)
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Nah, that's just vertigo. I get it all the time. Side effect of old age.
Posted by: Bjorn Trumpalot at February 11, 2016 11:27 PM (VNMer)
By their words you shall know them, by their deeds, not so much!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 11, 2016 11:27 PM (wYnyS)
Yes.
But there will be no sleepovers or elegant dinners.
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2016 11:28 PM (91LL3)
Posted by: Meremortal at February 11, 2016 11:25 PM (3myMJ)
Well, at least the cops got that part right.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2016 11:28 PM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2016 11:28 PM (Bptsy)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 11, 2016 11:25 PM (+lVUW)
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Well, the Vatican has an actual wall and so, answer is none.
Surprising no one.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 11, 2016 11:28 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 11, 2016 11:29 PM (NPofj)
Posted by: Meremortal at February 11, 2016 11:25 PM (3myMJ)
Well, at least the cops got that part right.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2016 11:28 PM (Z8fuk)
"unarmed black gardener shot by police while praying"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 11, 2016 11:29 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Lauren at February 11, 2016 11:29 PM (0C2f1)
Posted by: Buzzion at February 11, 2016 11:29 PM (zt+N6)
Machete attack happened at the Nazareth restaurant.
FBI assisting local police. (Guess what that means).
Local commenter who lives nearby says attacker asked owner where he was from during the attack.
Attacker took off in car, jumped out and tried to attack police with machete and knife and was shot dead.
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Columbus police do not mess around. They have to deal with OSU sports-related riots all year, it ruins their happy fun attitude. (Here in flyover country, students have riots about things that matter, like the OSU-Michigan game, stupid Commie causes be blowed.) If the FBI is on-scene... It means nothing happened!! Nothing to see here folks, Obummer has decreed no true Muslims were involved.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 11, 2016 11:29 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Professor McGonagol's Transformation Class Final Exam. Grade T. at February 11, 2016 11:29 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 11, 2016 11:30 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 11, 2016 11:30 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2016 11:30 PM (91LL3)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 11, 2016 11:30 PM (NPofj)
>>> How about we send the poor Mexicans to the Vatican and let
the commie pope take care of them? On that note, how many Syrian
rapists, oops, I mean refugees, as the Vatican city state taken in?
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 11, 2016 11:25 PM (+lVUW)
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Well, the Vatican has an actual wall and so, answer is none.
Surprising no one.
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His Holiness also has some Swiss Guards who will not deal gently with intruders who climb over said wall too.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 11, 2016 11:30 PM (ry4ab)
At least there's a happy ending.
Four at the hospital. The one that was critical had surgery and upgraded to fair.
The FBI's quick involvement is, um interesting.
Posted by: Meremortal at February 11, 2016 11:31 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 11, 2016 11:31 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2016 11:31 PM (Bptsy)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 11, 2016 11:30 PM (wYnyS)
Yeah, exactly.
Posted by: Meremortal at February 11, 2016 11:32 PM (3myMJ)
Technically he was yelling something about Allah when we pulled the trigger
Posted by: Columbus Cops at February 11, 2016 11:32 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 11, 2016 11:32 PM (NPofj)
Posted by: Lauren at February 11, 2016 11:32 PM (0C2f1)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 11, 2016 11:29 PM (NPofj)
He might discover that he likes girls, and then she wouldn't have a gay son to parade around Hollyweird.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 11, 2016 11:32 PM (fC9RO)
interact with humans in incredibly complex and changing activities will
be critical for incorporating unmanned systems onto the battlefield.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 11, 2016 11:31 PM (fC9RO
Only if you have a command structure that intends to win!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 11, 2016 11:33 PM (wYnyS)
There was an ad for, I think, Harris Financial, which featured a woman who had "Lee" in her name. It was kind of a big deal in '98 or '99 because Lee had spectacular breasts and visible nipples.
Someone finally noticed and they airbrushed her nipples out, but some enterprising blogger captured it.
Gah! Brain cells! Why do you fail me?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 11, 2016 11:33 PM (1xUj/)
Buzzion
............ChemJeff
..........................RWC
And a 187 wall:
Happy Happy Fun Ball haz killer skillz, yo!!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at February 11, 2016 11:33 PM (Xo1Rt)
Once and for all stop bullshitting us.
Posted by: eman at February 11, 2016 11:33 PM (MQEz6)
Buzzion
............ChemJeff
..........................RWC
And a 187 wall:
Happy Happy Fun Ball haz killer skillz, yo!!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at February 11, 2016 11:33 PM (Xo1Rt)
Well, frankly, I'll most likely outlive you all, so i guess I can be the keeper of the wall.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 11, 2016 11:34 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at February 11, 2016 11:34 PM (5zyvn)
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 11, 2016 11:34 PM (UnJ7w)
Those halberds really sting
Posted by: Muhammad Muhammad Bin Muhammad at February 11, 2016 11:34 PM (39g3+)
And when do you get that Imperial Audit again?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2016 11:34 PM (Bptsy)
Posted by: Yo! at February 11, 2016 11:35 PM (64ABe)
113 Rocco Ritchie is also living in a stable home with his dad, stepmom and three little brothers and sister. He is also 15 and a half and in London. I very much doubt there is anything the NY courts can do to make him go back to Madonna no matter how big a fit she pitches. Also seriously, who makes an issue of a teenage boy hanging out at a skateboard park? Its one of their natural environments.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 11, 2016 11:29 PM (NPofj)
He might discover that he likes girls, and then she wouldn't have a gay son to parade around Hollyweird.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 11, 2016 11:32 PM (fC9RO)
But it's a London skate park. She really should t be that worried about him becoming straight.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 11, 2016 11:35 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2016 11:35 PM (qUNWi)
It was Elsie Lee
http://pardonmyfrench.typepad.com/pardonmyfrench/harrisdirects_elsie_lee/
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 11, 2016 11:35 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 11, 2016 11:35 PM (GEICT)
*threatens to FedEx the VHS copy of Warriors of the Wind to Exdem13*
Princess Sandra.
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Good, I need something to terrorize the whippersnappers who give me blank looks when I make reference to classic anime. Or who wonder why someone would make an MMORPG about "some old anime". I gotta slap a bitch for that one.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 11, 2016 11:35 PM (ry4ab)
Uh Huh.
Demographic: 18-25 yo. horny males who would fcuk a knothole.
Mascot: punk looking tight body female with pink hair and agility.
Nope not selling with sex there. No certainly not.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at February 11, 2016 11:36 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 11, 2016 11:36 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 11, 2016 11:36 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2016 11:37 PM (Bptsy)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 11, 2016 11:37 PM (1xUj/)
66
Re: Difficultyou in firing GA employees: If there is ever an Article V
convention, it needs to be spelled out that a government job is not a
protected liberty interest. Costs at minimum $100k to fire a government
employee.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at February 11, 2016 11:24 PM (JtErG)
Should be that any member of the public could roll 2d6 against the employment of any government bureaucrat. If the functionary didn't make his saving throw, he'd be dismissed without recourse. The usual "critical hit" rules would be in effect -- including multi-year and lifetime bannings and loss of pension. Unfortunately, it would also be the case that damage-less strikes would roll against the fumble table -- which would include 50% "no problems" but also range up to "tax audit" and "FBI investigation".
Posted by: cthulhu at February 11, 2016 11:37 PM (EzgxV)
"This restaurant is a local family owned favorite within 1/2 mile of my home. Our local group on Face Book say eyewitness said a man came in and asked the owner where he is from. The owner said Israel. The man came back with a machete and began attacking patrons, then fled. "
Posted by: Meremortal at February 11, 2016 11:38 PM (3myMJ)
It's an unskilled job, besides having to speak Spanish.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 11, 2016 11:38 PM (q2o38)
113 Rocco Ritchie is also living in a stable home with his dad, stepmom and three little brothers and sister. He is also 15 and a half and in London. I very much doubt there is anything the NY courts can do to make him go back to Madonna no matter how big a fit she pitches. Also seriously, who makes an issue of a teenage boy hanging out at a skateboard park? Its one of their natural environments.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 11, 2016 11:29 PM (NPofj)
He might discover that he likes girls, and then she wouldn't have a gay son to parade around Hollyweird.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 11, 2016 11:32 PM (fC9RO)
But it's a London skate park. She really should t be that worried about him becoming straight.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 11, 2016 11:35 PM (zt+N6)
Skate park, not an all-boys boarding school.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 11, 2016 11:38 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2016 11:38 PM (Bptsy)
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*snap!*
Posted by: Harry Reid at February 11, 2016 11:39 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 11, 2016 11:39 PM (MMkrE)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 11, 2016 11:39 PM (hlMPp)
Also: absolute ban on public employee unions.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 11, 2016 11:39 PM (39g3+)
Yeah but she wasn't murdered by the Happy Fun Ball.
That was Fenelon Spoke who did that and the evidence and testimony says it was an accident.
So Involuntary woman slaughter.
187 is murder.
No street cred for man slaughter.
You have to at least be trying.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at February 11, 2016 11:39 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Farmer at February 11, 2016 11:39 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 11, 2016 11:39 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Josephistan at February 11, 2016 11:39 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at February 11, 2016 11:24 PM (JtErG)
Just like union teachers.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 11, 2016 11:39 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 11, 2016 11:32 PM (fC9RO)
I think that is part of the reason he ran for his dad's like he was running from the law.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 11, 2016 11:39 PM (NPofj)
Posted by: eman at February 11, 2016 11:40 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2016 11:40 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2016 11:40 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Buzzion at February 11, 2016 11:40 PM (zt+N6)
A big earthquake, magnitude 8.1 hits the Middle East. Two million muslims die, and over a million are injured. Syria, Iran, and Iraq are totally ruined, and their governments don't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.
The rest of the world is in shock. Britain sends troops to help keep the peace. Sauid Arabia sends oil and monetary assistance. Latin American countries are sending clothing. New Zealand and Australia are sending sheep, cattle, and food crops. Asian countries are sending labor to help rebuild infrastructure. Canada sends medical supplies and doctors.
President Trump, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Muslims. What a guy!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2016 11:41 PM (Z8fuk)
speaking of hard nipples, it is now 8 degrees out outside. And dropping.
Eight Degrees.
That, my friends, is chilly.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 11, 2016 11:42 PM (AkOaV)
'Twas not I. Not even sure what that means. Western North Carolina?
Anna Puma was referring to the fact that Her Malevolence is visiting me for my birthday this weekend.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 11, 2016 11:42 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Harry Reid at February 11, 2016 11:39 PM (oFSUK)
Bingo!
That's where Harry got the Eye damage; a skateboard wheel to the face.
One of his potential 'inductees' to his intern program took exception to his methods and whacked him one and then fled.
Can he see out of that side or not?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at February 11, 2016 11:42 PM (Xo1Rt)
http://www.lodossonline.jp/info/teaser_2nd/class/index
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2016 11:42 PM (Bptsy)
Posted by: Lauren at February 11, 2016 11:42 PM (0C2f1)
It's the pink hair. You'll get over it.
Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2016 11:43 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 11, 2016 11:42 PM (1xUj/)
Oh, well congrats and happy birthday. Bringing her to the best burger joint in town?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 11, 2016 11:43 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Cottonwood Kulak at February 11, 2016 11:43 PM (fnrpf)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at February 11, 2016 11:43 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 11, 2016 11:43 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Lauren at February 11, 2016 11:42 PM (0C2f1)
Wow. i forget what 80 degrees feels like.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 11, 2016 11:43 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2016 11:41 PM (Z8fuk)
Good lord, so is this the next phase, Trump porn?
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 11, 2016 11:43 PM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2016 11:44 PM (Bptsy)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2016 11:44 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 11, 2016 11:32 PM (fC9RO)
I think that is part of the reason he ran for his dad's like he was running from the law.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 11, 2016 11:39 PM (NPofj)
The reportage all indicates that Madonna is a micromanaging control freak, something all teenage boys want to live under.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 11, 2016 11:45 PM (kpqmD)
That chick is not Erin Esurance... that's Kim Possible. Where is naked mole rat?
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"We have a coverage sitch here, Ron."
Posted by: exdem13 at February 11, 2016 11:45 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2016 11:45 PM (Bptsy)
No complaints or criticisms.
RWC to the barrel!!!
Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2016 11:40 PM (qUNWi)
Already here.
Smells like stale ribbon candy and moth balls. I think Hills! passed through here.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 11, 2016 11:45 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 11, 2016 11:46 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 11, 2016 11:15 PM (UnJ7w)
No, but there is a warrant out on him for crimes against beef.
Why? Was he beating his meat?
Posted by: CMU VET at February 11, 2016 11:46 PM (ejB0r)
No mile-long graphic? No Yokonobono?
Ahhhhh. Thanks, Maet.
Pope Francis at the Border: Tear Down These
SOMEhow, it just doesn't have the same feel when the wall is to protect those inside instead of imprison them.
Evening, nightstalkers!
Posted by: mindful webworker - Francis the talking ass at February 11, 2016 11:46 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 11, 2016 11:39 PM (39g3+)
And the elimination of all "public" or "government" pensions.
Posted by: cm9000 at February 11, 2016 11:46 PM (2TUVm)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 11, 2016 11:46 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: derit at February 11, 2016 11:47 PM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 11, 2016 11:15 PM (UnJ7w)
No, but there is a warrant out on him for crimes against beef.
Why? Was he beating his meat?
Posted by: CMU VET at February 11, 2016 11:46 PM (ejB0r)
I'm sure he was, but I'm referring to his penchant for burning steaks into lumps of carbon.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 11, 2016 11:48 PM (kpqmD)
Used to be that nations would attempt to repel invading armies. Those were the days.
Posted by: gm at February 11, 2016 11:48 PM (tACz+)
His Holiness also has some Swiss Guards who will not deal gently with intruders who climb over said wall too.
Those halberds really sting
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They have lots of SiG guns out of sight "just in case". I wouldn't mind seeing a Mussie getting smacked with one of their wavy-bladed greatswords though.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 11, 2016 11:48 PM (ry4ab)
You know; a Catholic?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at February 11, 2016 11:48 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 11, 2016 11:48 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2016 11:41 PM (Z8fuk)
Good lord, so is this the next phase, Trump porn?
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 11, 2016 11:43 PM (UnJ7w)
FFS, it was a joke, e-mailed to me by a guy who always e-mails jokes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2016 11:48 PM (Z8fuk)
DWS said their candidates are a LOT more diverse.
He's pink and old. She's eggshell and old.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 11, 2016 11:49 PM (hlMPp)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/697826927969697792
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/697827062783045633
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/697827184816300033
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/697827427075153920
Posted by: kbdabear at February 11, 2016 11:49 PM (5uazX)
You are one up on me, my Spanish is not so good. I can say a few phrases, but I don't understand when they answer me. I've been using Duolingo.
The first thing I learned at our office was no trabajo.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 11, 2016 11:50 PM (egOGm)
that third one looks like she puts ranch dressing on pizza.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 11, 2016 11:50 PM (AkOaV)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/697827614644432899
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/697827848464285696
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/697828058573701120
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/697828308688498688
Posted by: kbdabear at February 11, 2016 11:51 PM (5uazX)
Right. Walls work when they have machine gun towers placed at even intervals.
Posted by: Mikhail Gorbachev at February 11, 2016 11:51 PM (fnrpf)
Bernie 82%
Hihllary 18%
More on machete attack:
Comments in 10tv article said he was a black male wearing a weird head dress. Another said it was some kind of scarf on his head.
Posted by: Meremortal at February 11, 2016 11:51 PM (3myMJ)
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You had me at shooting rapefugees.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 11, 2016 11:52 PM (Nwg0u)
Are you in California too? It was 84 this afternoon at my house.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 11, 2016 11:52 PM (egOGm)
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You had me at shooting rapefugees.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 11, 2016 11:52 PM (Nwg0u)
I'd say she's a college 5, office 7, and Hausfrau 9.
So overall, not bad for a politician.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 11, 2016 11:52 PM (AkOaV)
I remember the month I picked up Spider-Man and Strange Tales featuring Dr Strange, and the artist was not Ditko. A harsh lesson. What once was original creation becomes merely a corporate franchise. (Except, Rowling retains her rights to the riches from her characters.)
Sorta relatedly, On Wednesday, the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals upheld the ruling that Superman co-creator Jerry Siegel transferred the rights to the character to Warner Bros. in 2001.
http://bit.ly/1QvoXdJ
Posted by: mindful webworker - look! up in the.. never mind at February 11, 2016 11:53 PM (ACs58)
No, Texas. I have a feeling your 84 felt better than ours though.
Posted by: Lauren at February 11, 2016 11:53 PM (f3Iw2)
Posted by: Cottonwood Kulak at February 11, 2016 11:54 PM (fnrpf)
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 11, 2016 11:54 PM (UnJ7w)
Yeah, Romita was good but he wasn't Ditko. His kid's pretty good too.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 11, 2016 11:54 PM (39g3+)
Bernie 82%
Hihllary 18%
Hillary is utterly loathesome.
I don't care who you are.
Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2016 11:54 PM (qUNWi)
My neighbor drives a mail truck. I call him Cliff Clavin.
He would agree with your assessment.
Least stressed guy I've ever met in my life though.
Divorced, of course.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 11, 2016 11:55 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 11, 2016 11:55 PM (39g3+)
We have one person in our post office, a very nice lady. 600 pop, everyone has a PO box, no home delivery. The post office is where you run into everybody.
Posted by: Meremortal at February 11, 2016 11:57 PM (3myMJ)
Just saw at Patterico's, he and Ace had a tiff at Twitter. Not to concern troll, but hope things don't get too bad between 'em...
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 11, 2016 11:57 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 11, 2016 11:55 PM (39g3+)
http://tinyurl.com/zjs39go
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 11, 2016 11:57 PM (AkOaV)
It will be the One World Government.
They can't get Galactic Empire admittance with the population we have so they're going to pit one group against another.
Slowly they've been opening borders so as to allow the clash of cultures but the US with the Pacific and the Atlantic as barriers and the Central/South Americans too small and non aggressive they've had to come up with another way.
Although they are trying to introduce Muslims through the Northern border, they can build Robots faster.
The robots will take over the jobs then the unemployed white males will start getting rounded up. Any fighting will be met with deadly force.
Forget ammo, buy rope and nets. The only real way to counteract robots is not to attack their strength (their metal armor) but their weakness which balance and agility.
Bolas will be useful also.
Tiger traps and bunji traps will make a comeback. Buy metal plates to strap on the soles of your combat boots.
Buy all metal jacketed bullets with steel cores. (if you can find them).
Molotov cocktails will be good too but don't use them near buildings. And don't forget sticky bombs.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at February 11, 2016 11:57 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 11, 2016 11:58 PM (VdICR)
He would agree with your assessment.
Least stressed guy I've ever met in my life though.
Divorced, of course.
Easy routine. Guaranteed employment. Worst woman he ever met -- gone.
Hey.
Posted by: eleven at February 11, 2016 11:58 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Cottonwood Kulak at February 11, 2016 11:59 PM (fnrpf)
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 11, 2016 11:59 PM (UnJ7w)
Cicciolina was Green and Radical parties.
Frauke Petry is AfD (Alternative &u#umlr Deutschland) (I have nearly certainly forgotten the Umlaut trick), closest the Krauts have to a Tea Party.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 11, 2016 11:59 PM (1xUj/)
Maybe see you later or not, who knows.
Thanks for all the entertainment you provide.
Posted by: Farmer at February 12, 2016 12:00 AM (o/90i)
I took a day off from the world and snuck over to Pechanga. Couldn't believe it but I was freakin' King Midas on the slots; I got paid good money on no less than *three* of 'em.
In fact I did better on the slots than on poker today. Walked away in the end with an extra $200 which IMHO ain't bad, can use the extra green.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2016 12:00 AM (ntObR)
Just saw at Patterico's, he and Ace had a tiff at Twitter. Not to concern troll, but hope things don't get too bad between 'em...
Well...seems to be going around.
Hope they fistbump and make up.
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2016 12:00 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Lauren at February 12, 2016 12:00 AM (0C2f1)
Posted by: Cottonwood Kulak at February 11, 2016 11:59 PM (fnrpf)
Iron filings, mixed with sand, and spread by leaf blower, might be quite effective against robots.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2016 12:01 AM (Z8fuk)
And I can say it's hot out and know a few swear words. I once picked apples at a place that had Japanese come over to learn the techniques. Their foreman could speak English but the others didn't. They all smoked like fiends. When they would pick, they all worked the same tree. The foreman would walk around and kick the base of their ladders, to speed them up. I can say good morning in Japanese.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 12, 2016 12:02 AM (Lqy/e)
He's not going to like the next 4 years.
I stopped visiting cause it just got tiresome.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at February 12, 2016 12:02 AM (Xo1Rt)
I'm still subscribed to their newsfeed but have pretty much quit clicking on articles, based on their headlines alone.
So... congratulations, I guess.
Posted by: mindful webworker - lies! lies! lies! at February 12, 2016 12:02 AM (ACs58)
To be fair, she looked a lot like the Joker when she got older, too. She didn't age well.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 12, 2016 12:02 AM (39g3+)
Sand. You're right I forgot sand.
Electro magnets would only be useful in limited circumstances.
But sand works everywhere.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at February 12, 2016 12:03 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 12, 2016 12:06 AM (AkOaV)
Where to begin...
China Grove
Psycho Killer
Long Train Running
Tequila Sunrise (?)
Posted by: Meremortal at February 12, 2016 12:06 AM (3myMJ)
Nice job.
But 3 different slots???
In Bernica there will be ONE!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 12, 2016 12:06 AM (hlMPp)
-pzf
BREAKING NEWS: South Korea's military confirms all communication channels between North and South Korea are now cut off (NBC News
Posted by: Thrawn at February 12, 2016 12:06 AM (s87AC)
I almost rode to his defense. I did ask her how he could do more damage than Obama. She went ballistic. Nearly frothing at the mouth about what a good President Obama has been. Aging hippy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2016 12:07 AM (Z58Xa)
Every time I go out shopping I see more shops that have closed in this economy, but this will go through small businesses like a scythe, particularly food industry. I fear my brother's job at the theater pub will shut down.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 12, 2016 12:07 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Lauren at February 12, 2016 12:00 AM (0C2f1)
Lol, that was hilarious and true. How sad.
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 12, 2016 12:07 AM (UnJ7w)
seeing your fifty-seven year old mom in just a metal bra splashing olive
oil on her vulva in front of 30,000 Slovakians can bring."
Quite the visual there.
This is the kind of content that makes the ONT an industry leader.
[hands clapping like Orson Wells] Well done Maet. Well done.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at February 12, 2016 12:07 AM (7FH+T)
Posted by: Lauren at February 12, 2016 12:07 AM (0C2f1)
Posted by: Lauren at February 12, 2016 12:08 AM (0C2f1)
economy, but this will go through small businesses like a scythe,
particularly food industry. I fear my brother's job at the theater pub
will shut down.
My dad works in construction. It won't be pretty there either.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 12, 2016 12:09 AM (fC9RO)
And re the Norks, I said at FB a few days ago:
At this stage, probably the *best case scenario* is for them to launch a weapon... and for it to hit China or Russia by mistake, instead of us.
Would enjoy watching Putin et al turn NK into the world's most reflective parking lot.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2016 12:09 AM (ntObR)
Heh, TIME has a poll up about who won the debate.
Bernie 82%
Hihllary 18%
Hillary is utterly loathesome.
I don't care who you are.
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Just wait 'til the Berniebots realize that he won the primary, but Shrillary won all the delegates. heads will explode, and hate will erupt like riots by "European youths". I plan to watch with a big bag of popcorn.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 12, 2016 12:09 AM (ry4ab)
You met David Brooks in drag?
Shoulda took a selfie.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 12, 2016 12:09 AM (hlMPp)
The Restaurant Owner is well known as an Israeli, the local radio station have done reviews of the place, The Restaurant is near what we locals call little Somali, and if you remember the Girl ( she was blind in 1 eye) that ran away from her Muslim parents, she lived in a neighborhood right behind the restaurant.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 12, 2016 12:10 AM (c4yY7)
At this stage, probably the *best case scenario* is for them to launch a weapon... and for it to hit China or Russia by mistake, instead of us.
Would enjoy watching Putin et al turn NK into the world's most reflective parking lot.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2016 12:09 AM (ntObR
FB? Are you in those groups?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 12, 2016 12:11 AM (hlMPp)
Yeah, fun and easy bass line on that one. I can go out on the dance floor with the wireless on that.
Posted by: Meremortal at February 12, 2016 12:11 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2016 12:12 AM (ntObR)
Thanks. I'm very sorry about the attack. Heard there were Somalis around there.
Posted by: Meremortal at February 12, 2016 12:14 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Lauren at February 12, 2016 12:15 AM (0C2f1)
How do we know you're not a robot feeding us disinformation?
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at February 12, 2016 12:15 AM (5zyvn)
>>So lots of elegant dinners and kissing?
Tears and exchanging stories about bad childhoods....
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2016 12:15 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2016 11:12 PM (91LL3)
That's no manatee. That's a space station.
Posted by: Blano at February 12, 2016 12:18 AM (3eoPa)
Now to read the comments.
Posted by: iforgot at February 12, 2016 12:18 AM (YOxw1)
We are War Boys!
War Boys!
Kamakrazee War Boys!
War Boys!
Fucacima kamakrazee...
...War Boys!
Hooked on!
Today we're heading...
...to Gas Town!
Gas Town!
Today we're hauling Aqua Cola.
Aqua Cola!
- Today we're hauling produce!
- Produce!
And today we're hauling...
...Mother's Milk!
Mother's Milk!
Joe! Joe! Joe! Immortan Joe!
Rev it up for the Immortan Joe!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 12, 2016 12:19 AM (lutOX)
Don't American family courts usually allow older children to have a say as to which parent they live with? I find it hard to believe that an American family court judge would force a fifteen year old to live with his mother, rather than his father. Especially, if the mother is a sleazy pop star known mainly for nuding it up in public.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 12, 2016 12:19 AM (+lVUW)
Posted by: GOPe at February 12, 2016 12:22 AM (Z58Xa)
Posted by: Lauren at February 12, 2016 12:22 AM (f3Iw2)
Posted by: Lauren
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Whatever is least likely to show dust.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2016 12:24 AM (Z58Xa)
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Let's not forget her literary credentials. She's the author of Sex.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 12, 2016 12:24 AM (Nwg0u)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zz66gmv
*sells brain bleach by the gallon*
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2016 11:27 PM (Bptsy)
You know, I know better than to look. Yet I do it anyways. Sheesh.
Posted by: Blano at February 12, 2016 12:25 AM (3eoPa)
Posted by: Meremortal at February 12, 2016 12:14 AM (3myMJ)
I have no use for Somalis. Scum. Having said that, this might not be a "terrorist" attack, as in not planned or executed by a known group or cell. But an islamist hate crime, yes.
Years ago, back around 2000, or so, before 9/11, at any rate, the pork packing plant in my little Alberta town brought in a couple of dozen Somalis to work there. Muzzies working in a pork packing plant? Yeah, riiight. Except somehow they convinced the company that they would overlook their prejudices for the sake of having work. Anyway, I was drinking in the bar one Saturday, and their was this Somali at the bar. Bald as a cue ball, and brown; looked more Arab than black African. He spoke good English. I said, "you must feel fortunate to be here in Alberta, with a good job, rather than stuck in Somalia, with all the shit that's going down there." He leaned over to me, and said in a confidential tone, "It's all the Jews' fault, of course." True story.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2016 12:26 AM (Z8fuk)
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Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 12, 2016 12:26 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2016 12:26 AM (qUNWi)
Those halberds really sting
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I learned from Archer that the halberds are just ceremonial and that they actually have guns with bullets that sting more.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 12, 2016 12:26 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 11, 2016 11:39 PM (39g3+)
And I explained why to my brother whose wife is a retired union teacher. The UAW negotiates against General Motors. The teachers' union negotiates against the taxpayers.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 12, 2016 12:27 AM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Lauren at February 12, 2016 12:28 AM (0C2f1)
And who has no boundaries about how she treats her kid in public:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hzfhtsp
Can't find a link, but she posted a pic of Rocco on instagram and mentioned his, uh, package right before he fled to his dad's house. Sick.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2016 12:28 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at February 12, 2016 12:29 AM (Xo1Rt)
Can't find a link, but she posted a pic of Rocco on instagram and mentioned his, uh, package right before he fled to his dad's house. Sick."
Ew.
Posted by: Lauren at February 12, 2016 12:30 AM (0C2f1)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 12, 2016 12:30 AM (VdICR)
Buddy: "Cool! If I get her the wool, will she make me one, too?"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2016 12:31 AM (Z8fuk)
I saw that before. She was pretty damn hawt for a cartoon character, but I never knew that Erin Esurance porn was A Thing. Gotta love the internet.
Posted by: rickl at February 12, 2016 12:31 AM (sdi6R)
children to have a say as to which parent they live with? I find it hard
to believe that an American family court judge would force a fifteen
year old to live with his mother, rather than his father. Especially, if
the mother is a sleazy pop star known mainly for nuding it up in
public.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 12, 2016 12:19 AM (+lVUW)
Actually, the NY judge has already ordered Rocco to go back to his mother's house twice and he (and his London attorney) have ignored both orders. There really isn't much the American courts can do to force the issue when he is across an ocean.
You would think Madonna would set aside her ego long enough to realize that, even without all the additional BS, teenage boys need their fathers.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 12, 2016 12:32 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 12, 2016 12:30 AM (VdICR)
***
Limeys used to use the bill-hook, which had the added advantage of being a piece of agricultural/forestry equipment in broad use.
Now THAT was and is a versatile weapon, well worth including in any 'ron's tool kit.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 12, 2016 12:33 AM (lutOX)
It's worse than that.
the Gov Unions negotiate with the politicians that they donate money to and they use the taxpayers money to buy the unions off.
It's a money laundering scheme.
And until the Government unions are broken, the country won't be the same.
you can see the down trends chronologically and most of them start when the unions were allowed to unionize government workers.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at February 12, 2016 12:33 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 12, 2016 12:30 AM (VdICR)
Word.
Posted by: George Silver at February 12, 2016 12:33 AM (fC9RO)
But, if you get close enough ...
Posted by: Jean at February 12, 2016 12:33 AM (cXiMR)
My brother is in food sales, and he has a lot of customers - restaurants - that are closing some, or all of their sites in or state. Some of them national chains you would think could weather a dip in sales.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2016 12:34 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Lauren at February 12, 2016 12:30 AM (0C2f1)
Yah... not what I would call a stellar mother.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 12, 2016 12:34 AM (NPofj)
- that are closing some, or all of their sites in or state. Some of
them national chains you would think could weather a dip in sales.
A lot of restaurants are franchises. The owners may not have a lot of support from corporate HQ if things go south.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 12, 2016 12:35 AM (fC9RO)
And that's going to be very liberating but tricky.
The FedGov is gonna have kittens when the revenue drops 50%.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at February 12, 2016 12:35 AM (Xo1Rt)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/697827614644432899
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/697827848464285696
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/697828058573701120
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/697828308688498688
Posted by: kbdabear at February 11, 2016 11:51 PM (5uazX)
Why would it not be allowed? Are you about to get banned on twitter? Did you taunt happy fun ball?
What??
Posted by: Blano at February 12, 2016 12:35 AM (3eoPa)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 12, 2016 12:36 AM (WOyz5)
Posted by: Meremortal at February 12, 2016 12:14 AM (3myMJ)
Second largest in the USA, I was told when I was getting my CPR that if I thought the person was a Somali that I was not to do mouth to mouth because 45% have TB
We have had 2 arrested for terrorism, wanted to blow up a mall that's partly owned by ARNOLD Swanegger or however you spell it. Remember the Terror alerts on Mall's at Christmas before Bush's second election, That was Ohio they were worried about, and they only reason they found it is because they Waterboarded the 911 mastermind and found a Ohio number
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 12, 2016 12:36 AM (c4yY7)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at February 12, 2016 12:35 AM (Xo1Rt)
Already a not inconsiderable portion of the economy is grey market.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 12, 2016 12:36 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at February 12, 2016 12:35 AM (Xo1Rt)
*****
Drive a Cab. All cash. Not that I would know anything about that......
Posted by: Tim in GA at February 12, 2016 12:37 AM (vnBbB)
Silly rabbit. The official search engines are all governed by big bucks theses days. They're almost worthless compared to just a few years ago.
You have to go to the Dark Net.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at February 12, 2016 12:37 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Lauren at February 11, 2016 11:53 PM (f3Iw2)
I was plenty happy with 75 here. Taunted happy fun daughter in Detroit, where it was only 20 or so.
Posted by: Blano at February 12, 2016 12:37 AM (3eoPa)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 12, 2016 12:36 AM (WOyz5)
Look harder. I did see some nudes once I went looking for them.
Posted by: rickl at February 12, 2016 12:37 AM (sdi6R)
that, even without all the additional BS, teenage boys need their
fathers.
She's a control freak, despite her wild behavior. This is one of those ugly custody battles where one (or both?) parent is more interested in not allowing the other parent to win, especially when there's a lovely new wife the kid is bonding with.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2016 12:39 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Meremortal at February 11, 2016 11:57 PM (3myMJ)
Small town PO's are usually quite different. Much more pleasant people to deal with. And quite often your neighbor.
Posted by: Blano at February 12, 2016 12:39 AM (3eoPa)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 12, 2016 12:39 AM (+PCeH)
Hope this is the last of the winter cold.
Ima gonna choke a rodent if winter lasts too long.
I'd move where it's warmer but they're all crazy there.
I was hoping for Global Warming in my old age but NOOOOO they can't even get the forecast right let along apocalyptic predictions.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at February 12, 2016 12:40 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at February 12, 2016 12:35 AM (Xo1Rt)
Already a not inconsiderable portion of the economy is grey market.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 12, 2016 12:36 AM (NPofj)
***
True that, as the young people say.
And the gig and side-hustle are things, as they also say.
Got my main gig, pushing paper in higher ed. Got a laundromat - all-cash business, just sayin' - and I do side-stuff like photography and ghostwriting.
We Americans are reasonable - we break the law only when necessary, but the outlaw nature of the people is beginning to show.
Example? This week, had a gut ask if I'd do product photography for his very custom, normally-very-highly-regulated machinist's work. He's paying me in junk silver......
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 12, 2016 12:41 AM (lutOX)
thought the person was a Somali that I was not to do mouth to mouth
because 45% have TB
Back when my mom's side of the family came to the US, the relative with TB was turned away at Ellis Island. Why are we allowing in people with diseases like that?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2016 12:42 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Lauren at February 12, 2016 12:44 AM (0C2f1)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2016 12:42 AM (NOIQH)
****
Because, apparently, that is who we are now.
Posted by: Tim in GA at February 12, 2016 12:45 AM (vnBbB)
Posted by: Darrell at February 12, 2016 12:45 AM (ikrtD)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at February 12, 2016 12:45 AM (5zyvn)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at February 12, 2016 12:45 AM (yNyJy)
Posted by: Monsters of Rock at February 12, 2016 12:46 AM (9fCtU)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 12, 2016 12:46 AM (WOyz5)
The only thing that drove me crazy, the lever that tilts them would lose staples. I would fix it.
I had mine installed maybe 22 years ago. A friend bought the house. They are still there and look fine.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 12, 2016 12:49 AM (egOGm)
I was hoping for Global Warming in my old age but NOOOOO they can't even get the forecast right let along apocalyptic predictions.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at February 12, 2016 12:40 AM (Xo1Rt)
Texas is Good Crazy. Come here.
Posted by: Blano at February 12, 2016 12:50 AM (3eoPa)
Will we turn into Italy? I hear they are all a bunch of scofflaws.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 12, 2016 12:50 AM (FkBIv)
But the story, admittedly based on search engine results from many years ago, said just searching for 'her' name as an ordinary search was bringing up the p0rn images.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 12, 2016 12:51 AM (WOyz5)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 12, 2016 12:41 AM (lutOX)
Nice.
Posted by: Blano at February 12, 2016 12:51 AM (3eoPa)
Dear Hillz,
No one on the planet looks good in acid yellow, no one. Unless you are trying to look like all the dogs in Manhattan pissed on the same frozen pile of snow, why would you wear that? I think Susanna of Beverly Hills secretly hates you and dresses you funny.
Not.A.Fan.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 12, 2016 12:51 AM (kXoT0)
Didn't they learn with the abomination of Obamacare? Or are Mommy and Daddy still paying those bills?
If we get stuck with Bernie or Hillary, I swear, SMOD cannot come soon enough.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at February 12, 2016 12:52 AM (7FH+T)
Will we turn into Italy? I hear they are all a bunch of scofflaws.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 12, 2016 12:50 AM (FkBIv
***
I dunno. The experience of Prohibition, the widespread evasion - wherever practicable - of sales and income taxes, to say nothing of the history of our Revolution - it was a tax-revolt, at its core - suggests we'll be something like the Italians on some things, and most definitely like the Greeks when it comes to taxes, anyway.
I, for one, take great comfort in the knowledge that we're a nation of decent, amiable scofflaws.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 12, 2016 12:53 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at February 12, 2016 12:54 AM (yNyJy)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at February 12, 2016 12:37 AM (Xo1Rt)
--------------------------------
I am ready. Please reveal the way.
(sheds cloak)
Posted by: iforgot at February 12, 2016 12:54 AM (YOxw1)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 12, 2016 12:41 AM (lutOX)
Nice.
Posted by: Blano at February 12, 2016 12:51 AM (3eoPa)
***
Yes, he's a good customer, all right. I wonder whether I shouldn't offer a discount for people who are willing to pay in commodities or trade.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 12, 2016 12:55 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Lauren at February 12, 2016 12:55 AM (0C2f1)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 12, 2016 12:56 AM (+PCeH)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at February 12, 2016 12:54 AM (yNyJy)
******
That was just bad stage lighting, but it has been fun hearing all the comments (not just from here) about why she looked part Barney the Dinosaur.
Posted by: Tim in GA at February 12, 2016 12:56 AM (vnBbB)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 12, 2016 12:57 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 12, 2016 12:57 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2016 12:57 AM (NOIQH)
261 Those halberds can hook, poke, or chop. The swiss army knife of polearms.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 12, 2016 12:30 AM (VdICR)
***
Limeys used to use the bill-hook, which had the added advantage of
being a piece of agricultural/forestry equipment in broad use.
Now THAT was and is a versatile weapon, well worth including in any 'ron's tool kit.
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I have both an English Bill and a German Halberd in the Rennie section of my closet. Mister Muzzie Machetero is gonna be in a world of hurt if he knocks on my door. (While CPT Charles is out anyway. If he is home the Muzzie will learn about bringing a chopper to a gun fight.)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 12, 2016 12:58 AM (ry4ab)
exactly zero were turned into the LAPD by the deadline
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 12, 2016 12:59 AM (+PCeH)
>>No one on the planet looks good in acid yellow, no one.
No kidding. WTF, Hillary?
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Acid yellow pantsuits? Geez, Shrillary is still living in the Seventies...
Posted by: exdem13 at February 12, 2016 12:59 AM (ry4ab)
That's why you can't believe everything you read on the internet. Some may come up, but a "Porn" search gives you a lot more. "Nude" give different results , as does "NSFW."
Posted by: Darrell at February 12, 2016 12:59 AM (ikrtD)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at February 12, 2016 01:00 AM (yNyJy)
No kidding. WTF, Hillary?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2016 12:57 AM (NOIQH)
It's like that puke green thing Mooch wore to the inauguration. Not even a supermodel could wear those colors and look good, but, somehow Mooch and Hillz thing THEY can pull it off.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 12, 2016 01:00 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 12, 2016 01:01 AM (B8JRQ)
The linked article doesn't say which caliber she prefers.
Posted by: rickl at February 12, 2016 01:01 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at February 12, 2016 12:52 AM (7FH+T)
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Something tells me Congress would treat Bernie like the old crank he is. I don't think the Democrats in Congress would write the kind of legislation he wants.
Posted by: iforgot at February 12, 2016 01:01 AM (YOxw1)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 12, 2016 01:01 AM (zOTsN)
I don't know how that would work - maybe something along the lines of "Look, I'm just like that weeble-shaped church lady you know who wears those ugly, cray-zee colored jackets she buys at JCPenny's."
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2016 01:02 AM (NOIQH)
https://www.goodreads.com/giveaway/show/172822-life-unworthy
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 12, 2016 01:02 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: rickl
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Probably one of those silly metric things.
Posted by: .308 at February 12, 2016 01:03 AM (oFSUK)
I am not positive my mother has vinyl. I know they are not wood. whatever they are they look nice.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 12, 2016 01:03 AM (egOGm)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 12, 2016 01:03 AM (kXoT0)
Porquito dinero, mucha trabaja
And I can say it's hot out and know a few swear words. I once picked
apples at a place that had Japanese come over to learn the techniques.
Their foreman could speak English but the others didn't. They all smoked
like fiends. When they would pick, they all worked the same tree. The
foreman would walk around and kick the base of their ladders, to speed
them up. I can say good morning in Japanese.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 12, 2016 12:02 AM (Lqy/e)
I once had a client that was a bronze foundry. The owner used to joke that it took him three years in the biz to learn that "tu madre" did not mean "yes, boss".
Posted by: cthulhu at February 12, 2016 01:03 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Hillary's fashion consultant at February 12, 2016 01:04 AM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 12, 2016 01:05 AM (NGd+i)
Reasonable ones at Home Depot and they'll cut them on the spot for you. I've had some for about 8 years and they all still work and look fine. Home application in my case.
Posted by: Meremortal at February 12, 2016 01:07 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 12, 2016 01:07 AM (WOyz5)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at February 12, 2016 01:07 AM (yNyJy)
Posted by: Hillary's fashion consultant at February 12, 2016 01:04 AM (oFSUK)
Yellow-ocher ogre.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2016 01:07 AM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 12, 2016 01:07 AM (egOGm)
Mooch fell prey to several hip young designers who were going to make the new Black FLOTUS into a trendsetter.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 12, 2016 01:08 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at February 12, 2016 12:52 AM (7FH+T)
If we get stuck with Hillary or Bernie, I'm becoming a full-time Texas secessionist.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 12, 2016 01:10 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2016 01:10 AM (Z8fuk)
MADONNA WEARS UGLY JACKETS???
Posted by: Al Sharpturd at February 12, 2016 01:10 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 12, 2016 01:10 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 12, 2016 01:11 AM (egOGm)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 12, 2016 01:11 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2016 01:12 AM (NOIQH)
Haha. Nice.
My husband worked in a mattress factory for a few summers in college. It was owned by one of our friends from highschool's dads. The employees were basically the friend's friends and a crew of random mexicans that seemed to change daily.
Anyway, they were loading up a truck or something and had a lift. They needed it to go up.
So the foreman said "arriba, arriba"
Random Mexican guy pushes the lift down, grinding it into itself.
Foreman "ARRIBA! ARRIBA! ARRIBAAAAA"
*doooooown*
Husband and his band of idiot friends stood their laughing. "Andale! Andale!, Arriba! Ariba!"
Posted by: Lauren at February 12, 2016 01:12 AM (f3Iw2)
the primary, but Shrillary won all the delegates.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 12, 2016 12:09 AM (ry4ab)
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I don't begin to understand the super delegates thing, but I do vaguely recall that Hillary had some rock solid number of them in 2008 that were guaranteed to get her the nomination.
By the way, how long have you been at ex-dem? (stars in eyes)
Posted by: iforgot at February 12, 2016 01:12 AM (YOxw1)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 12, 2016 01:13 AM (+PCeH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 12, 2016 12:55 AM (lutOX)
If it helps you keep more money off the books, I'd give it a whirl.
Posted by: Blano at February 12, 2016 01:14 AM (3eoPa)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 12, 2016 01:14 AM (zOTsN)
http://tinyurl.com/hamr6pa
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2016 01:14 AM (oFSUK)
Reminds me of a time we were camping and some asshole just kept yelling
"Caabroooon! CAAABROOON!" over and over and over again for about an hour.
Posted by: Lauren at February 12, 2016 01:15 AM (f3Iw2)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2016 01:15 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Commentary re Hillary's acid-yellow.... clothes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2016 01:17 AM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at February 12, 2016 01:17 AM (yNyJy)
http://tinyurl.com/hamr6pa
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2016 01:14 AM (oFSUK)
I seem to recall another soi-disant Socialist with an eerily-similar speaking style.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2016 01:17 AM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2016 01:17 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 12, 2016 01:18 AM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Lauren at February 12, 2016 01:19 AM (f3Iw2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2016 01:21 AM (oFSUK)
Sorry but chemjeff and Seamus aren't here tonight.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 12, 2016 01:21 AM (WOyz5)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 12, 2016 01:21 AM (VdICR)
Who know PBS might have a rerun, spent a beautiful evening in the twin cities at hockey in a private suite. Got to see how the other half live.,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2016 01:22 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Tim in GA at February 12, 2016 01:22 AM (vnBbB)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 12, 2016 01:14 AM (zOTsN)
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Oh gawd, can you imagine her in stretchy St. John knits now? She's got to wear that boxy stuff because she's got all the tautness of a pudding balloon.
Posted by: iforgot at February 12, 2016 01:23 AM (YOxw1)
Posted by: Blano at February 12, 2016 01:23 AM (3eoPa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2016 01:23 AM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Tim in GA at February 12, 2016 01:22 AM (vnBbB)
Sounds like an idea that originated in the company legal department.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2016 01:24 AM (zc3Db)
If you want to stop this, either implement all solitary confinement all the time or only allow the peons without criminal potential (if you can identify them) to socialize in prison.
Posted by: Ceteris Paribus at February 12, 2016 01:24 AM (lQqJB)
Posted by: iforgot at February 12, 2016 01:23 AM (YOxw1)
*****
It would look like a kitchen trash bag full of cooked oatmeal.
Posted by: Tim in GA at February 12, 2016 01:24 AM (vnBbB)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 12, 2016 12:55 AM (lutOX)
If it helps you keep more money off the books, I'd give it a whirl.
Posted by: Blano at February 12, 2016 01:14 AM (3eoPa)
***
I think I will. Hell, I've done it in the past....
So, in case anyone ever wonders what guys who own a coin-operated business do in their down-time - I check my quarters....
Got these big black counting trays, and I pour each week's haul into them, and scan the edges of the coins for the tell-tale signs. Each silver quarter I remove, I replace with a crappy bi-metal one from my own pocket.
Built up a small but goodish stash over time.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 12, 2016 01:24 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: goon at February 12, 2016 01:25 AM (gy5kE)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 12, 2016 01:28 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: jane at February 12, 2016 01:28 AM (gyE0W)
'ettes, I'm sorry to say it's to visit a young lady in need of my 'guidance'.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 12, 2016 01:30 AM (lutOX)
342
" The owner used to joke that it took him three years in the biz to learn that "tu madre"
Haha. Nice.
My husband worked in a mattress factory for a few summers in
college. It was owned by one of our friends from highschool's dads. The
employees were basically the friend's friends and a crew of random
mexicans that seemed to change daily.
Anyway, they were loading up a truck or something and had a lift. They needed it to go up.
So the foreman said "arriba, arriba"
Random Mexican guy pushes the lift down, grinding it into itself.
Foreman "ARRIBA! ARRIBA! ARRIBAAAAA"
*doooooown*
Husband and his band of idiot friends stood their laughing. "Andale! Andale!, Arriba! Ariba!"
Posted by: Lauren at February 12, 2016 01:12 AM (f3Iw2)
342
" The owner used to joke that it took him three years in the biz to learn that "tu madre"
Haha. Nice.
My husband worked in a mattress factory for a few summers in
college. It was owned by one of our friends from highschool's dads. The
employees were basically the friend's friends and a crew of random
mexicans that seemed to change daily.
Anyway, they were loading up a truck or something and had a lift. They needed it to go up.
So the foreman said "arriba, arriba"
Random Mexican guy pushes the lift down, grinding it into itself.
Foreman "ARRIBA! ARRIBA! ARRIBAAAAA"
*doooooown*
Husband and his band of idiot friends stood their laughing. "Andale! Andale!, Arriba! Ariba!"
Posted by: Lauren at February 12, 2016 01:12 AM (f3Iw2)
There are a couple of fun observations that run that way -- common Spanish errors for native English speakers. Many of them result from trying to make a Spanish word out of an English one by adding an "a" at the end and editing to make it "Spanish-sounding".
A classic example is when someone is trying to talk about a social gaffe in English that is "embarrassing". So they try to use "embarazada". Trouble is, that means "pregnant".
And then, there is the total clusterfuck that involves washing your hands. "Soap" [E] = "jabon"
Posted by: cthulhu at February 12, 2016 01:30 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 12, 2016 01:31 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at February 12, 2016 01:31 AM (yNyJy)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 12, 2016 01:32 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 12, 2016 01:32 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 12, 2016 01:32 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 12, 2016 01:33 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 12, 2016 01:34 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 12, 2016 01:34 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Teh Barrel at February 12, 2016 01:34 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 12, 2016 01:34 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2016 01:35 AM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 12, 2016 01:35 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at February 12, 2016 01:36 AM (yNyJy)
Posted by: Tim in GA at February 12, 2016 01:24 AM (vnBbB)
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The Michelin Man stuffed with cottage cheese.
Posted by: iforgot at February 12, 2016 01:36 AM (YOxw1)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 12, 2016 01:34 AM (EzgxV)
You should have just blamed auto-correct. That is the go-to excuse, these days.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2016 01:36 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Ceteris Paribus at February 12, 2016 01:36 AM (lQqJB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 12, 2016 01:36 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2016 01:37 AM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 12, 2016 01:37 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at February 12, 2016 01:39 AM (yNyJy)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 12, 2016 01:39 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Ceteris Paribus at February 12, 2016 01:40 AM (lQqJB)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 12, 2016 01:40 AM (WOyz5)
the primary, but Shrillary won all the delegates.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 12, 2016 12:09 AM (ry4ab)
Funny how the Democrat Party isn't very democratic...
Posted by: The Demos Hat at February 12, 2016 01:40 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at February 12, 2016 01:42 AM (yNyJy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2016 01:42 AM (Z8fuk)
Little did H.P. Lovecraft know that "R'lyeh" is pronounced, "barrel".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2016 01:37 AM (Z8fuk)
Non-Euclidean geometry, check. Loathsome stench, check. Dank and dangerous, check. Parts of human corpses strewn about, check. I think I'm feeling deja vu all over again.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 12, 2016 01:42 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 12, 2016 01:42 AM (WOyz5)
The Republican Party isn't very republican either.
Posted by: Ceteris Paribus at February 12, 2016 01:43 AM (lQqJB)
"Columbus police Sgt. Rich Weiner said: 'There was no rhyme or reason as to who he was going after.'
Uh, aside from the whole Israeli infidel thing, right?
Posted by: Lauren at February 12, 2016 01:43 AM (0C2f1)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 12, 2016 01:43 AM (VdICR)
the primary, but Shrillary won all the delegates.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 12, 2016 12:09 AM (ry4ab)
Funny how the Democrat Party isn't very democratic...
Watch and be ready to jump into your state's repub. organization because they're taking notes for next time.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 12, 2016 01:44 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at February 12, 2016 01:45 AM (yNyJy)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 12, 2016 01:45 AM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Arbalest at February 12, 2016 01:46 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 12, 2016 01:48 AM (GzDYP)
the primary, but Shrillary won all the delegates.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 12, 2016 12:09 AM (ry4ab)
Delegates for the states matter little in the dem primary. It's the super delegates that will determine the nominee and they aren't beholden to any votes or caucuses and can change their pea-brains on a whim.
The elections and caucuses in the dem primary are just for show. They are basically meaningless in the actual nomination process.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2016 01:48 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Lauren at February 12, 2016 01:49 AM (0C2f1)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at February 12, 2016 01:50 AM (yNyJy)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 12, 2016 01:50 AM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2016 01:51 AM (iHjB5)
When I read that in one of the articles linked to in tonight's ONT, I would not have believed how unwholesome it seemed. Why can't I stop laughing then?
Posted by: goon at February 12, 2016 01:52 AM (gy5kE)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 12, 2016 01:55 AM (GzDYP)
Capital letters work in Ace tags? That's a new one to me.
Underline test
I'd give cthulhu some time off in the barrel just for the knowledge and upper/lower mismatch test - if I had any power over such things. (Tosses beer into the barrel for him.)
Done with many things that kept me up late, including lurking on y'all. Now to crawl off to bed and see if I can have dreams as weird as last night. Looking for some paper or other, I opened a giant manilla art folder and poured out hundreds of small post-it notes. Gaaahhh!
Good night, Gertrudes!
Posted by: mindful webworker - it's in here somewhere, I know! at February 12, 2016 01:57 AM (chFFu)
Hey you guys! Slap, andyC, Cthulhu, hat, AoP.
How are you?
Posted by: L, Elle at February 12, 2016 01:45 AM (2x3L+)
*echo-ey and far away*
Hell-ll-ll-ll-ll-o-o-o L-ll-ll-ll-ll-Elle-Elle-Elle-elle-elle
Posted by: cthulhu at February 12, 2016 01:59 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at February 12, 2016 02:04 AM (yNyJy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 12, 2016 02:06 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 12, 2016 02:09 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at February 12, 2016 02:10 AM (yNyJy)
...sooo sleepy
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!
*Star Spangled Banner*
*Test Pattern*
*squeeeeeeeeeeeee....*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at February 12, 2016 02:15 AM (OQ9R7)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/juvjeco
Posted by: goon at February 12, 2016 02:20 AM (gy5kE)
which is always good for a laugh from anyone conversant in mexican slang
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 12, 2016 02:21 AM (+PCeH)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2016 02:24 AM (NOIQH)
he got busted cheating on her while in office with a reporter chick, and both marriage went KaBoom.
quite the scandal here at the time.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 12, 2016 02:27 AM (+PCeH)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/j3r47vq
Posted by: goon at February 12, 2016 02:28 AM (gy5kE)
the most important phrase in spanish is "Remember the Alamo!"
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 12, 2016 02:29 AM (+PCeH)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 12, 2016 02:30 AM (+PCeH)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 12, 2016 02:48 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 12, 2016 03:11 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 12, 2016 03:12 AM (c4yY7)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 12, 2016 03:13 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Your David Brooks Compliant Press at February 12, 2016 03:14 AM (o+SC1)
They're actually surprisingly good at package delivery these days.
Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2016 03:15 AM (o+SC1)
As for the Post Office turning a profit - I can see it.
They're actually surprisingly good at package delivery these days.
Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2016 03:15 AM (o+SC1)
They're getting a metric fuckton of business from Amazon and ebay.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 12, 2016 03:20 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 12, 2016 03:26 AM (iQIUe)
METRIC FUCKTON, VERY HUMOROUS.
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MAETENLOCH at February 12, 2016 03:25 AM (Y4vXK)
At least it isn't in strikeout. I'm still embarazado about that.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 12, 2016 03:27 AM (EzgxV)
They're actually surprisingly good at package delivery these days.
Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2016 03:15 AM (o+SC1)
At least they are authorized by the Constitutiont...
Posted by: The Philatelic Hat at February 12, 2016 03:38 AM (vBeA5)
Now if I could only sleep until the alarm goes off that would be wonderful.
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2016 03:41 AM (BkhW6)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 12, 2016 03:42 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: The Philatelic Hat at February 12, 2016 03:44 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Ash Ketchum at February 12, 2016 03:50 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 12, 2016 03:54 AM (EzgxV)
True, as well as playing 'last mile' doing the door-to-door delivery for the cheaper DHL/FedEx services.
Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2016 03:59 AM (o+SC1)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/j3r47vq
Posted by: goon at February 12, 2016 02:28 AM (gy5kE)
Even funnier when you remember that they try to deny the (inconvenient) data from their own mega billion dollars of satellites.
Which in this case, must be believed.
Because, shut up and no comments accepted.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at February 12, 2016 04:10 AM (zYV5P)
Watching a doc called The Bloody Crown about the brits in 1400s. I dont think I would be much of a fighter. I'd get tired swinging a sword and I would probably trip and fall and it would be curtains for me. Plus, you get wounded - you died.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 12, 2016 04:12 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Ghost of John Brown at February 11, 2016 11:25 PM (Jy5Y7)
About 6 months ago, I had one of their mods delete my comments because I wouldn't change my disqust avatar. Haven't been back since.
Gateway Pundit has jumped the bicycle.
Posted by: RickZ at February 12, 2016 04:14 AM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 12, 2016 03:20 AM (EzgxV)
Yep. I keep my mail lady hopping. Almost 80 percent of the shit I buy gets transferred, in town, to USPS from UPS for final delivery.
Good thing she drives a Cherokee. Over Christmas, it looked like Santa's Sleigh.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at February 12, 2016 04:14 AM (zYV5P)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 12, 2016 04:12 AM (iQIUe)
Oh I don't know. If you were brought up in it since birth?
But yeah, ...... wounded? Fuck it, dead.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at February 12, 2016 04:19 AM (zYV5P)
I find that endlessly amusing. I guess he's right in a way. She was on the Watergate investigations until they threw her of it. Her, being a lying unethical shit weasel even then.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 12, 2016 04:26 AM (NGd+i)
Some of those guys back then were tough. A lot of injuries were survivable. It just took longer. The use of certain herbs was well-advanced. And the healing societies got a big jump-start with the Crusades.
Now a gut wound was bad. No coming back from that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 12, 2016 04:27 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 12, 2016 04:28 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 12, 2016 04:33 AM (+PCeH)
Oh I don't know. If you were brought up in it since birth?
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at February 12, 2016 04:19 AM (zYV5P)
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No, my shoulder hurts just thinking of it.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 12, 2016 04:33 AM (iQIUe)
Okay, I got a good chuckle out of that joke. Passed it on.
Posted by: RickZ at February 12, 2016 04:34 AM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 12, 2016 04:35 AM (iQIUe)
HUGE #BDS fail. HUGE #Israel win. Bipartisan bill penalizing entities boycotting Israel, to become US law
http://goo.gl/7Nzc5A
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 12, 2016 04:38 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2016 04:40 AM (BkhW6)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 12, 2016 04:48 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 12, 2016 04:50 AM (NGd+i)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 12, 2016 12:27 AM (+lVUW)
Taxpayers who have no representation at the negotiating table.
Posted by: RickZ at February 12, 2016 04:56 AM (Ix+HS)
I almost feel bad for him.
Almost.
Posted by: Chi at February 12, 2016 05:27 AM (OUpHg)
Posted by: fluffy at February 12, 2016 05:44 AM (AfsKp)
Mother-of-two mauled to death by the pit bull she adopted a week ago because it was 'good with children'
She called it 'my big baby'.
Previous owners told Story it was well-behaved and good with children
Strange, isn't it, how these kind of stories about pit bulls keep popping up.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 12, 2016 05:45 AM (gyKtp)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/z67a3er
Posted by: The Space Hat at February 12, 2016 05:47 AM (vBeA5)
Great turn of a phrase.
Posted by: fluffy at February 12, 2016 05:47 AM (AfsKp)
James Ewell Brown Stuart, CSA, .44 caliber.
We had a guy couple weeks ago with a through and through .380 caliber. That's why you carry at least a 9MM with a good self defense load. Well, off to work to pay the yankee reconstruction tax.
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2016 05:49 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: fluffy at February 12, 2016 05:49 AM (AfsKp)
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2016 05:50 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: The Space Hat at February 12, 2016 05:54 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: GnuBreed
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I haven't seen or read one in years, but used to see them a lot. Since back when I used to hate pits for this very reason. (Pit Bull Eats Baby!)
Since then, I've actually met a few pits, and I have never seen anything but the most gentle, patient creatures on earth...
Posted by: Chi at February 12, 2016 05:58 AM (OUpHg)
Posted by: The Common Tater at February 12, 2016 06:06 AM (98J/K)
Posted by: Moron Delux at February 12, 2016 06:09 AM (+zqYj)
Mind you, Dingo eatings can be pretty nasty...
Posted by: Moron Delux
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Yeah. I find them to be kind of gamey, myself.
Frank's Red Hot helps a bit.
Posted by: Chi at February 12, 2016 06:18 AM (OUpHg)
Posted by: Chi at February 12, 2016 05:58 AM (OUpHg)
Mornin' Chi.
Except for cases of genetics or medical, most vicious pit bulls are the result of vicious owners. It's easy to train a dog to be mean, but it takes more time and especially patience to train a dog to be good or nice.
While I think there have been cases of pit bulls attacking people, I think the stories overall were the media going for the breathless hype (think Goatherder Smith and the Superdome during Katrina). I'm sure other breeds attack people, too, like German shepherds, rotties and the like, but those stories just aren't as 'sexy'.
Can you imagine getting attacked by an angry St. Bernard? I was 'attacked' by a friendly one and was just about knocked on my ass when he jumped on me, putting his oversized paws on my shoulders and licking me face to face.
Posted by: RickZ at February 12, 2016 06:27 AM (Ix+HS)
I remember a few years back, all the stories of local pits chewing on people.
After I actually spent time around a few that were loved & cared for, I thought "hmm. How many poodles have taken a chunk out of the mailman in the last year?"
My 15 lb min-pin is more aggressive than the last 4 pits I've been in contact with.
And I know what you mean about "being attacked." I used to house-sit for an ex's brother quite often. His 100 lb pit was a big sloppy sissy. Ugly as homemade soup, with a head the size of a basketball, but pure putty in your hands. She would knock me over the second she saw me, then proceed to attempt to drown me in slobber.
Posted by: Chi at February 12, 2016 06:50 AM (OUpHg)
Posted by: Steve at February 12, 2016 07:22 AM (rngc1)
Posted by: middy at February 12, 2016 07:57 AM (4PRIA)
Poland, on the other hand, has a well trained and well maintained army. The lessons of the past aren't lost on them.
If Poland can get an Air Force she'll be the only serious military power left in eastern Europe. Only Britain or France would compare.
"Or else..." Yeah, go ahead, Angela. If there is one nation that Poland would like to meet mano a mano, it's probably yours.
Posted by: RobM1981 at February 12, 2016 09:13 AM (zurJC)
365
US prisons are finishing schools for criminally able students or
criminal professoriates for the experts among the worst elements of
society. The imprisoned peons without criminal potential find themselves
homosexually raped and otherwise assaulted. Recidivism is the rule for
all, either way, because there is no honest or decent life available to
most of them upon release.
If you want to stop this, either
implement all solitary confinement all the time or only allow the peons
without criminal potential (if you can identify them) to socialize in
prison.
Posted by: Ceteris Paribus at February 12, 2016 01:24 AM (lQqJB)
Prison is a soft-pedaled eugenics program - one of its main purposes and functions is to slow the rate of growth of the criminal class, by preventing inmates from breeding offspring during the term of their confinement. The worst offenders are required to spend their entire sexually-active years away from fertile females.
The penal system ought to be openly recognized and operated as an overt eugenics program -- e.g., allow the non-violent ones to be released if they agree to some sort of temporarily or permanent sterilization.
Posted by: Phinn at February 12, 2016 09:38 AM (laege)
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